DRONES, DRONES, FRIENDS! I just think is right to love them, and be able to pet them, one day. For now we just have the series, now on Prime! The magnificent Booru: https://dronebooru.co The spinning wheel with OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf And it's modifier: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf Informational OC wiki: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character The last Thread: >>219756
>>220698 Thad doesn't crossdress, what the actual fuck are you talking about? Are you mixing Thad with his twin sister again, or are you doing it on purpose?
>>220732 >anon and femanon have many autistic, dysfunctional children >they live vicariously through their children and push them to date the N's children
>>220735 What an elegant way to get back at N and FemN, they probably won't even realise how they've been screwed over and will happily welcome their autistic grandsons and granddaughters.
When you fuck another DD slut, remember that she doesn't mind eating you on the spot, she's just stopped by a sentry drone guarding your district, anon.
>>220753 It's quite simple, really. Glitch profits by getting paid by Amazon, and by expanding their reach a little bit. Amazon profits by having a new show, which may very well boost viewership and thus, they will get more advertisers wanting to advertise there.
TC Chapter 13 /might/ drop tomorrow, if not on Sunday. There's also going to be an epilogue that'll be up like one or two days after, so look forward to that as well. Btw I'm fully expecting some of you to read the whole damn thing now that the first part will soon be complete, if I'm going to work on this on the long term I'm gonna need all the feedback I can get.
>>220800 Does anyone else think Keeter looks fuzzy in this image? Like she's be covered in a short layer of fur. It's the bags under her eyes, they look like shading.
>>220766 Been writefagging here on and off for longer than I'd care to admit. Here is my advice and insight on the issue When it comes to writing greentexts do it under the expectation that there may very well be ZERO responses to your work. There can be many reasons for this (some you can work around, others not so much) but the bottom line is that these sorts of spaces just aren't particularly suited for 'serious' writing. To put it simply: if you are writing solely for immediate replies or feedback then you will inevitably become disappointed and disillusioned
>SON, THERE'S NO GREATER JOY THAN TO SPREAD JOY. SO WHEN I MAKE A MAN LAUGH, THAT IS WHEN I FEEL THE MOST ALIVE, THAT IS WHEN I AM BRIMMING WITH PURPOSE, THAT IS WHEN I AM JOYFUL, JOYFULNAUT, IF YOU WILL. >OF COURSE, EVERYTHING I JUST TOLD YOU IS A LIE, A SWEET, SWEET, SUGARY LIE. ALMOST. THERE'S SOME TRUTH TO IT, A GOOD JOKE CAN CHEER YOU UP EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY, WAR IS NOT A GAME. >DILLY DALLYING CANNOT COMPARE TO THE FEELING OF TEARING THE ODDLY ORGANIC SPINE OUT OF A DISASSEMBLY DRONE AS IT BARFS ALL OVER YOUR BOOT, WHICH IS FIRMLY LODGED IN ITS GAPING MAW. >AND FOR THAT REASON, I MAKE SURE TO NEVER BE COMEDIC IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM. I LEAD BY EXAMPLE, AND THE EXAMPLE I SET FOR MY MEN IS SIMPLY AMAZING. >OKAY, NOW, WHY DID... THE, THE, CHICKEN. CROSS THE ROAD? WHY DID HE DO THAT? >THAT WAS NOT A RHETORICAL QUESTION PLEASE INFORM ME.
>>220800 funny because >“Oh, yeah”, she said, her gaze returning to her daughter, “how do you want your hair styled?”. >She blinked, “dad just cuts it”. >“Dad doesn’t know what growing girls want”, she chuckled, “when I got my first wig, I styled it in a lot of ways until I settled on this”. She pointed at her own hair, taking her hat off so Akita could look at it better. >Akita gave her a long look, her tail swaying slowly below her against the chair legs. “Um. I don’t know”, she finally said. >“Do you want it styled?”, Uzi asked again, “we can try shaping your hair into something you might like better”. >“Like… your hair?”, Akita’s voice was noticeably shy. >She blinked. “Uh, yeah. You want your hair to look like mommy’s?”. >Akita nodded, “y-yeah”. >Ok, weird. Then again, her daughter doesn’t have a great frame of reference for style. She wasn’t able to spend much time out and about to see the fashion of the drones in the colony, and Uzi remained unsuccessful in getting her into stuff like anime. It sunk in how much of a reflection of her Akita was if all she could suggest was her own hair style. >Uzi sighed, “alright. We can do that”. >Akita’s tag wagged excitedly as Uzi drew near, scissors in hand. Her hair, very odd in how identical it was to Uzi’s wig, had grown a considerable length and hung to her chest. It hung with nearly no curl. Uzi remembered to grab the comb as she began to mentally map out what to do with Akita’s hair. >Cautiously, she set the comb into Akita’s hair. She set the scissors down as she began to comb out Akita’s hair. Starting from the bottom up, making it untangled was easy work. It was when she got to the top of her head that her extra eyes began to be a problem. “Close your eyes”, she told her as she combed the hair away from the extra eyes within it. The row of extra eyes stopped regarding her in curiosity as they closed, Uzi feeling better without them looking at her. She was finally able to start bushing out the hair around her face. Mindful of her eyes, she brushed out the overgrown bangs curtaining her face. >“All brushed out now. Keep your eyes closed”, she said, “I’m gonna start cutting your hair now”.
>>220852 An expanded version of the comic with a different ending. I'm already pretty far into the next chapter of the fic where this happens latest chapter posted a few days ago >https://archiveofourown.org/works/50076205/chapters/168728716
>the solver killed 2 roboroaches >got vored and is forever trapped in a femcel >doll killed 2 roboroache >got vored by the solver >V killed 1 roboroache by eating it >got cucked >uzi accidentally killed 1 roboroache but healed it >got N as a boyfriend it’s a pattern, killing a roboroache has serious consequences
>>220866 >accidentally killed 1 roboroache but healed it >forgets she has those powers afterwards Add it to the pile of 'evidence Liam should have taken his ADHD meds before working on MD'.
>>220901 >N travels back in time and accidentally seduces the entire human population by being himself before traveling back to the future >billions of lonely people see their husbando leave >in desperation, humanity begins to invite dark, occult forces into the galaxy to try and get N back >enter the absolute solver
They did nu renders for Amazon Prime of Tessa and Cyn, pfps of manordrones, Uzi, Doll and Tessa, all those got character descriptions too. Lizzy Alice, Khan, Nori and Thad are sadly not considered marketable enough, truly, nothing ever happens
>>220901 Not really fully time travel I think, but I had an idea for a fic where J wakes up in the scrapheap aware of what will happen in the manor and on Copper 9 and tries to run away from Tessa searching for drones, not wanting to suffer and feel the loss she would have to go through.
I would like to watch Alice methodically take each core from its jar, lower the squirming fleshy soul into her maw, and swallow it whole, repeating this process until none remain outside her stomach
>>220892 Beretta and Jane >Beretta goes back in time and hides among the uncorrupted drone grunts >wants to speak with Jane only to be met with cold stares and eerie silence
>>220933 I believe that, if the core would somehow get destroyed inside Alice with the singularity escaping, it would just dissolve/return to Solver. That aside, can the ovencores still enter matter collection mode now that Cyn is restricted to Uzi?
>>220944 if you bothered to care about the lore, you’d know alice has the solver as well, which in turns, can do what uzi did to the solver, she doesn’t use it
>>220948 Imagine not knowing what the word 'promptly' means. >>220947 I'm implying that the core-crab will enter matter collection mode the moment it's removed from its high-temp containment.
>>220951 EEE EEE EEE E E E EE EE EEE E E E EEE EEE EEE EEE E EEE E EEE EEE EEE E E EEE EEE E E EEE EEE EEE E EEE E EEE EEE EEE EEE E E E EE EE EEE E E E EEE EEE EEE
>>220958 >I'm implying that the core-crab will enter matter collection mode the moment it's removed from its high-temp containment. So the WD slowly transforms into a facsimile of the eaten DD?
>>220776 >Blugue runs into Pavo >They nod to one another and continue on their way >A true master knows another at first glance. There is no need for discussion.
>>220958 Nta I wonder if it's possible for them with Cyn no longer having any reach beyond Uzi's tail now, matter collectionmode sounds programmed but the Solverpede J was clearly directly controlled by AS, question is, does mattercollection require AS itself to act or could a 'free' DD enact it on its own?
That aside, Alice was clearly able to eat batteries without spitting them out immediately, meaning they go down for at least a while, imo there are two possible implications from that. First, she has to spit them out at some point, since she cannot consume them. Or second, they are consumed indeed. This is headcanon, but imo it's not too farfetched to imagine batteries getting used by her singularity. To explain, I don't think Alice has the Solver or will ever get it, after all most zombiedrones never get it, but all Workerdrones have singularities in their core, so I Imagine there is a CHANCE that a WD could eat this way. If the latter is true, (not necessarily by the core idea, if she can eat anything and gain matter from it no matter the 'how' it should work the same way), then it is possible that she might be able to eat a weak (from heat, out of matter,[since all DDs kept running into CFL it appears that Cyn/AS didn't get any 'feedback' from the DD cores, likely since they were jarred before matter collection could start and the heat kept them in too bad of a shape to do anything. Which imo means that as long as Alice can properly take what she swallows, it can work with even a dolvercore as long as it is weak. Remember that J took at least an hour, if not days, to start matter collection]) core, even of a solverdrone. There are of course many constellations of how strong the core is at the time, if AS still has reach, or if Alice or any solverless WD/ZD for that matter can eat, but imo there should be circumstances under which it could work.
Why didn't Beretta make Anon immortal with her Solver powers? Anon just passed away and her and their 2 kids are now grieving their father is one. Uzi decided to be a little twat and crashed the funeral because she still hates him.
Relistening to the compilation of Goofy impressions from the Oney Plays Kingdom Hearts playthroughs made me start picturing Murder Drones as a Kingdom Hearts world. >Goofy calling N a bigger faggot than Max
>>221002 it was basically anon way of saying ‘FUCK YOU UZI!!!’, he’d rather die than spend another second being alive, imagine being immortal and uzi is there for it all, pretty fucked up existence
>>221015 >Pavo has no interest in women, so he has never drawn the depraved attention of Femanons >unlike Mac and his father >Pavo takes pity on the boy
>>221012 I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE NOTHING QUESTIONS YOU. YES, YOU. PICK TWO OR MORE RANDOM OCS AND WRITE A FULL GREENTEXT WITH THEM PLAY IT COMPLETELY STRAIGHT OR I'LL EAT YOUR SOUL!
>>221031 Pavo is one of the Dancing Number Drones? Why did he and them summon the Absolute Solver on 9/11 so that every human male and female are fucked by drones?
>>221046 Hot Take: The biggest reason there haven't been any SHODAN greens is because trying to write an accurate representation of the 'unique' way she speaks is a pain in the ass
>>220959 She had trouble at first but since Akita is a cheeky brat she likes to tease Ascribbleneth on her funny foreign sounding name like a real racist
>>221053 NTA but I like to imagine Akita and Asenath being genuinely close friends in spite of everything. Kinda like the type of friendship Beretta and Jane have
>>221053 Maybe Asenath shouldn't have fancied herself too the degree of unliking Alice, she could surely have learnt a thing or two from her mother in regards of dealing with solverflesh-creatures
>>221065 I made a post with the Yakubian having a thought to kill all gay people but I forgot the image so it wasn't funni no moar so I had to delete it.
>>221063 >Human J enjoys all her drones working efficiently without complaint >but she gets aroused whenever Drone Tessa talks back at her and slacks o— Wait this is just a Futurama episode again FUCK
>>221086 Bruh u dunno how a dronigga feel when he freshin again nnagain and thers no posts n it takes 5 minutes it ain't enuff for the dronigga man i tellin
>>221091 The Veteran War AU should be shelved off because it's not even tangentially related to Murder Drones anymore. People that like mutants are closeted furfags.
>>221094 >People that like mutants are closeted furfags I fail to see the logic behind this, although it may be because when I hear "Mutant" in relation to Solver Stuff I immediately think of something like picrel
>>221101 Yes, but his attitude was what made him intolerable, the shit art was just the cherry on top. He was like a pajeet or a transbian, that's how pushy and refused to take 'no' for an answer he was.
>>221103 I suppose that's fair enough Guess that means there will have to be more writefagging focused on overtly Eldritch flesh-horror mutants to make up for it
>>221111 >In various Asian religious traditions, "naga" refers to a half-human, half-serpent or serpent-like being. They are considered semi-divine or divine beings, often residing in the netherworld. Nagas are also known as dragons or water spirits. In addition, "naga" can also refer to specific ethnic groups in northeastern India and northwestern Myanmar
>>221100 Speaking as someone who's typically not a fan of all the complaining aimed at mutants I honestly think you are in the wrong on this one. It's both stupid and unnecessary to get mad at someone for giving a hot take (regardless of how fresh or repeated it may be) when it's directly answering a question that's asking for hot takes
>>221133 >It's both stupid and unnecessary to get mad at someone for giving a hot take LOOK OUT!!!! that other faggot is about to spiral it out of control because someone else has an own opinion
>>221117 The idea of exploring Mutant/Zombie Drones has definitely been dabbled with from time to time but I don't think any of it was ever preserved or otherwise caught on
>>221125 snake abby has literally none of that divine meaning, she is no naga she's a snakegirl. do you need it explained why a rat and frog girl are furry slop as well? and why they have no place on a board about drones?
>>221091 Disassembly drone cop takes advantage of her position and rapes the poor guy for committing some little offence that he would just get a ticket for.
>>221146 "divine meaning" is completely irrelevant. she's not an anthropomorphized animal, therefore she's not a furry. again this really isn't difficult to understand >>221150 Pauline is half human. not a furry. Snake Abby is partially human. not a furry. with rat Jane, it depends. is she basically just a giant rat? sure, furry. is it just Jane with a few rat features? not a furry. >>221163 two Ls there, ESL-kun
>>221091 Cyn is a cat with cosmic power and a desire to eat the world, not a force of pure evil who loves endless torture. And yes, I am disagreeing with the official Glitch merchandise ads.
>>221165 pauline has eggholes in her back, frogskin and tongue, eyes and posture, if she were a mammal she would be full of furr. every ratjane art has a her with a long rathead. and the partially human cope is the greatest latestage denial ever, if we use that then even 3 and 4 of your furryscale would not be furries because they have human posture. it is so fucking obvious to everyone.
>>221175 >pauline has eggholes in her back, frogskin and tongue, eyes and posture correct because she is a HUMAN with ANIMAL FEATURES >every ratjane art has a her with a long rathead except for this and other images where, again, she is a HUMAN WITH ANIMAL FEATURES. it takes seconds to check the booru, retard-kun >it is so fucking obvious to everyone. yeah your lack of higher brain functions is frighteningly apparent and grows more obvious with every half-coherent mess of a reply you shit out
>>221091 Here's my Genuinely Hot Take Arguing over OCs is on par with arguing over shipping in regards to it being a genuinely retarded waste of time. It takes significantly less effort to hide a post than it does to type up a response, thus I earnestly believe that the only reason people do the latter rather than the former is either because they can't ignore bait to save their lives or because they are just straight up addicted to the emotional rush of getting into petty arguments over stupid shit
>Wrote the Rat Queen Jane greentext (and drew the pics that accompanied it) >Drew Snabby. >Made the post that'd eventually cause the sequence of events that'd create Pauline. >tfw Truly, I am Pocketslops' protégé.
>>221029 >Pavo has no interest in women, so he has never drawn the depraved attention of Femanons Actually, he does, for me. I just pretend to be a gay man so it can work.
all this talk about the mutans and stuff makes me kinda curious what people would want with a Vet AU thing? I remember people enjoying the DDanni arc when it was a thing, but what would exactly fit the criteria?
Would any HoDR/PGE senario count as long as theres a vet charicter involved?
Would the Salonanon/AVRE Greens count sence Avre herself is a vet?
Genuinely curious. >>221192 Fun facts with Avre: in the event a reclaimer enters a semi-permanent non-combat role, or is under any sort of investigation, they have the possibility of being moved into a “non-combat” frame, which is essentially the same body of a stock reclaimer, minus most combat tools and abilities, often with the removal of their “cone” arms and Headband lights, being replaced with normal wrists & a cosmetic headband. Most Reclaimers are allowed to keep their basic anti-drone systems, such as Avre’s Special flasher attachment. In the case of needing to ‘re-arm’ a drone, its as simple as reversing the process and updating any software as needed. Avre Went through this conversion during her repair.
>>221206 >standards are based on the show is that what you tell yourself to justify that you haven’t just rehashed helldivers? is that how we ended up with a resident AM even though they are as far from MD from creation as possible? we’re gonna let people enjoy things, like diapers, and vomit, and fluffies? >you are acting like le PILLAR!! dude that’s not gonna work every time you use it
>>221180 I have rewritten this FULL FROM SCRATCH THREE TIMES! I have constantly edited the text because my inner critic demands that it conform to the threads view and be understandable to those who are hearing about it for the first time.
I literally hate myself for not being able to live up to the standard I've set for myself, even though it's just a description of a freaking AU!
>>221190 >not adressing your selfcontradiction with the furryscale >reee retard retard nigger you like to twist your definitions whenever it fits and get unreasonably worked up over furry OCs, are you pocketsteaks himself or why are you that mad? tell me how any of them are an better than 3 on your scale. >ANIMAL FEATURES every furry has those. and if human posture is the only human thing. than sorry. but that is not enough lolmao. your ratjane is the least used variant and mutantfags don't have a problem with a rathead.
>>197814 God I haven’t continued the camping trip in a hot minute >Harper glances in your general direction, looking you up and down for a split second before nodding and walking outside and sitting down on the balcony while sipping whatever it is she has in that cup. As to why she nodded you’re not sure. Approval perhaps. But she looked kinda groggy, so it’s best you don’t bother her. You think back what Eveline said. The whole taking a long walk thing. It seems like it’d do you some good, although you don’t feel like going too far because camping sounds like a chore in this place. >You quietly walk outside, feeling the raindrops on your chassis. Harper is sitting nearby under an umbrella, wearing a dinosaur onesie, then it hits you: You need your clothes. Thankfully you have been carrying your backpack around ever since you got here, and your little labcoat is in it. You unzip the bag and pull out your somewhat wrinkled white garment before sliding it on. To your surprise, it fits like a glove. It was always kind of oversized for your Worker body, but who would’ve thought the Sentinel chassis would match it perfectly? You decide to do some light accessorizing, buttoning it up. It looks oddly poncho-like on you, which is actually a look that you’re quite accepting of, and you immediately wonder what it will look like when your helmet and wig come into play. Fishing them out of your bag, you notice that your helmet has a little blue bulb on it. Makes it look like a mining hat or something. You shrug and don your wig, the fluffy bluish hair sticking to your head with ease, before slapping your updated helmet on. For some reason you get a little message that reads >_BOOTLOOP_EXTENSION_TRUE >In the corner of your eye. Wonder what that means… You slip on your backpack once again to complete the look, before looking upwards and breathing in and out. You think back to the sparring you did with Intoner not 5 minutes ago. You didn’t even need to select that weapon manually, it just came out when you really felt like you needed it. Curious, you wonder if the same could apply for the rest of your equipment. Wings, flight, upwards, you feel you need this. Abruptly, you feel that somewhat characteristic springing sound as your square-ish, stubby wings unfold. You tilt your ankle joints downwards and slowly begin to hover off the ground as Harper watches, visibly amused. >You then just… Go. You accelerate from 0 to 60 in a matter of seconds, blasting away from the base and soaring near the treetops with remarkable ease. This feels more natural than it was previously, you believe. But you don’t get much time to experience the sensation before you see something in the forest trail below, causing you to abruptly stop. Your enhanced sensors caught it, and your attention was caught with it. Carefully descending, you find what is unmistakably another Sentinel. He’s got what appears to be a bird-like plume instead of the stinger tail you or Harper have, and is also wearing what looks like a bunch of raggedly fabrics like some caveman. He is also quietly lying on a rock and rambling to himself, seemingly unaware of your very apparent presence. His voice is breathy, and he sounds like he’s reciting something with a blissful look on his face >“Oh, Tek-An-on, don’t take me as your jungle bride…” >You wonder what the hell he’s even on about, so you, cautiously, announce that you’re here. He shoots up abruptly and leaps over to you with no warning, startling you. He then looks at you for a moment before beginning to speak directly >“Oh, the new recruit. Don’t mind me, just rehearsing. Name’s Pavo~, I hope your firefighter looking self doesn’t mind meeting me in a place like this. It’s all yucky.” >You glance up and notice some kind of forcefield is keeping Paco dry like an umbrella. You look down and notice something about his legs that confuses and mildly startles you. Why are they so thick? 3/??
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>>221186 NTA but trying to argue for a need to dictate arbitrary standards over something as trivial as Murder Drones OCs is both retarded and absolutely reeks of genuine faggot behavior. Like I'm genuinely curious why this '''issue''' needs to be any more complicated than: >People post OC >If people like it they give it attention >If people don't like it then don't give it attention
>>221223 Asemenath unless you're going to say "uuuoghhhhhh solver sapiens dont count!! thats a keeter clone!!" then... idk fuckin RGB I guess who i havent drawn in a while.
>>221209 I'd like more elaboration of the entire world.
I make up whole fictional military special operations at the planetary system level in my head. I could describe them here, but I lack the writing skills to express it nicely, and I don't want to clog up the threads with textual rubbish.
And by the way, while writing the Veteran AU Wiki, I realised that Veteran AU is just a continuation of HoDR, just with an expanded world, so it's not necessary for all characters to be veterans. And yeah, there's no criteria either, just the relationship between drones and humans in a post-war world where humanity has sort of won, but for some reason we're forced to fuck drones if want to get normal benefits.
>>221216 >every furry has those yes but no furry has the other part of that statement which you conveniently ignored which is BEING A HUMAN I don't know why I tried, you're too stupid to live let alone understand a word I'm saying
>>221028 Alice could be all from 2-8 depending on which state she is in, the situation and performance. Beau in the everescalating disaster named the events of Dead End is a good reference to how she could deal with underlings. Tho tbh imo if circumstances are less dire than postcollapse CFL and the events less dangerous and personal then what happened in 6 she'd be on the lower (better) end of the scale, remember the drawings on her locker?
>>221236 i’ve definitely been here longer than you, trust i’ve seen the slop tidal waves come and go (see: sentinel base). just a matter of time before this passes over as well
>>221212 >is that what you tell yourself to justify that you haven’t just rehashed helldivers? I've never played helldivers but with what little I know of it that would seem to be an improvement.
Did anyone watch Doorman985's latest stream today? Why did Kurt murder Robo-Santa to a live audience? How are the many pillbabies of the Bunker going to get their presents now?! THIS MAN IS A PSYCHO!
>>221209 Can't reply soon since it's way too late here now, and it has maybe been said already at some point, but does AVRE have any in universe relation to royal engineers or is it just an aesthetic/thematic choice?
>>221232 >Le threads are stagnating because OC no longer has standards!!! Acting like an obnoxious threadshitting fag is not nearly as endearing as you think it is, especially when it's over something as silly as OC. You should seriously consider cutting back on the whole 'funposting asshole' bit if you want people to take you or your suggestions seriously
>>221248 It's an unfortunate fact that people are so overstimulated by social media that they are incapable of simply not posting compulsively in these threads at regular intervals, even if there's nothing new or interesting to say. All of this horseshit that's being bitched about, slop characters, circular arguing, this nonsensical need for the thread to have a certain arbitrary post-per-hour rate, it's all at the end to do with that. A few impatient retards with brain damage from too much twitter scrolling and cocomelon think that there MUST be discussion, even if it fucking sucks. It's why month over month I check in on these threads less and less frequently, to the point where I only really do so on the weekend, like I am right now.
The good news is that eventually these retards will get bored and understimmed and leave.
>>221265 Somebody should post art, or a green, or something. Something about anything, something other than controversy. Nothing good is going to happen here until somebody starts it
>>221270 Sometimes he buys malfunctioning ones in lots, sometimes he grifts some, sometimes he just straight up buys a new one, whatever gives him new worker drones.
>>221253 Her owner pre SD/DD was a RoyalEngineer, back when earth/britan still existed, alot of it rubbed off on her.
I do wanna try tackling AVRE's history at some point, especially how she went from WD>DD>SD, but that sounds like a real dosey to do. But at the same time, it means i get to draw Worker Avre Is this what it feels like to be Yanon? having like a billion iterations of the same character? i feel conflicted.
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Fuck this, hopefully by the evening this thread will be more usable. There's a carnival happening right now so I'm gonna go have fun. Look at this old drawing I made in the meantime.
>>221268 I really don't care for the argument itself, although to be quite honest I find putting up with your blatantly disruptive and borderline-manipulative "behavior", and by extension associating with you as a person, to be quite embarrassing. I don't know if you have some sort of deep emotional complex or if you're simply bored and having a laugh at everyone's expense, but speaking as someone who's seen people pull this sort of song & dance elsewhere I can confidently say that this path you're on is one that is destined for inevitable self-destruction
way too late here so I'm off to bed. hopefully come morning MD's Son of MD's Pillar will have either quieted down or fucked off and we can actually have an enjoyable thread again
>>221299 Are you being purposefully dense? I am trying to warn you that these "fun and games" you're so fond of playing in the threads will do nothing but cause people to actively dislike you, and that this sort of pathological behavior is dangerously self-destructive to both your social life and whatever goals you have of curating a "community"
>>221322 i do it regularly. his presentation style makes for good background listening. the comment section being genuinely funny from time to time is a bonus
A while ago, I had an idea about an solverfied infected oil. >every drone that doesn't have the solver becomes infected >with time, they start growing flesh, extra bones on the inside >they become either meek or agressive, depending on the drone >these infections end up killing the drone on the inside and the flesh abomination seeks to feed itself with more material or spreading the infection
It was a simple concept, but don't really know how to properly expand it into horror
>>221341 What >>221342 said, but also have it try to mimic the drone's voice to lure unsuspecting victims out, like the Matter Recollection Thing from Ep2.
>be human >attend outpost-3 high school >hmofd fetishist >believe you’re going to hook up with tons of drone girls >1st period, english, all the drone girls ignore you, you’re not actually special >”you’re a human? oh wow just like john.” >”yeah, you’re like john…just less cool” >you try flirting with the drone girls, but a stuck up voice stops you >a drone, no, a human, no, a mutant ginger, looking angrily at you? >”as a member of the morals committee, i’m going to have to ask you to stop harassing the other students! also, straighten your collar, tuck your pants, dye your hair, etc etc et >only girl who will talk to you is a literal ginger mutant stuck up nerd falling apart at the seams of her flesh >she smells like shit, you try to avoid her >2nd period. gym. >alright, time to show your athletic skills in dodge ball! impress the chicks. >you’re a grown ass man! what can any of them do against- WHAM! >what the hell was that? a drone can’t throw that ha- >it’s a straight up human woman, dressed pathetically like a cheerleader and face paint >she whoops your ass in every event, wrestling, climbing, basketball >at the end, she tries to congratulate you, shake your hand, >tells you, “name’s jane, kid! you’re not that bad, although i could teach you a thing or two about wres-“ >you vomit, she also smells like shit >3rd period, biology. >there’s a frog on your desk. none of the drone students acknowledge it. >it’s blocking your view, you have to try and lift it, to force it off. >”ah, ello? v-v-vhy are you grabbing my butt?” >it fucking spoke. >you move to another desk to the side, booting another drone from his seat >the frog, although facing forward, uses her wide range of vision to stare at your from afar. >occassionally, her tongue slithers out and touches your arm, she apologizes profusely >she smells like shit! you avoid her! >4th period. histor-Holy shit! >That’s Bonnie J. Miller! You fought with her in the war! She was the commander of your sister company! >You’ve known her for years, you thought she died! >But there’s your good old friend from way back before high school >sitting by the window, the breeze blowing, the light shining in your hair >but it was just a mirage >”Hmm…it’s been a while, hasn’t it.” >W-wait. I-is she speaking to you? >”We were young when we first me-“ >w-wrong class >you run away. >you can’t face her, after all this time! it’s been too long, and it’s embarrassing! you can’t do this now. >… >You avoid history class. >Period 5. Math >Finally, things are going right. There are no other humans, and you’re finally talking to a drone girl. A disassembly drone girl! >This could be the start to a relat- >”Oh yeah, anon…I used to be a human…and a boy. It’s a long story.” >”Damn,” you say, initially. >”…KUSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!” >Your outburst in class got you sent to the office >”Ooo…ahhh…oooo (wiggle)” says your councilor. >W-what? >The principal, a small, smelly 4’2 gremlin steps forth. >She says, “AHEM! Your guidance councilor says that because you have trouble interacting with other students, we’ll be recommending you to our outstanding students to guide you. Unfortunately, the only club available…is the student council!” >It doesn’t sound so bad, perhaps you’ll just build a robot harem the- >The gremlin kicks down the door. >Five girls sit at a table. Some are eating, some are lounging. Some have awaited your arrival for a long, long, time. >A mutant ginger. A tomboy warrior. A shy frog. A beauty from your past. A girl of your dreams, except totally not? >”N-no!” >”That’s right, humie, you’ll be spending the rest of your school life with these upright girls! Good luck surviving!” >It’s just like the war. >It’s just like the war! >”…” >”EEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!?!?!?!?” Introducing, the new hit high school slice of life romcom manga on /md/! >MilkAnon presents: Sensōtoheiwa to ai! >War and Peace, and Love! Coming soon, June 2025!
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>amazon version has a new intro Also the video looks considerably better than youtube, amazing what having decent bitrate does. https://slow.pics/c/xXBmR8xI
>>221354 >”That’s right, humie, you’ll be spending the rest of your school life with these upright girls! Good luck surviving!” >anon’s honest reaction >everything in a 9 miles was completely vaporised afterwards
>>221370 >men are good with blowtorch’s That's sexist. I know fuck and all about blowtorch safety... OTHER than you have to have eyepro or you risk going fucking blind from the sparks...
>>221371 fuck around and find out, that always works, how else do me and you end up here, like when I first played on a ps3, star wars the force unleashed on the second level with the locked door you had to use the force, in my mind, I used all the buttons at once, including my chin to open it
>>221382 >it’ll be a learning experience I don't have Health Insurance. And I don't think "I tried to do a homemade transition surgery with a blowtorch" is going to be a good excuse for being in the ER
>>221384 >I don't have Health Insurance marry a drone and the health insurance is shared, take doll for example, if your with her, it’s ‘our insurance’, so a win win
>A mutant ginger. A tomboy warrior. A shy frog. A beauty from your past. A girl of your dreams, except totally not? Abby, Jane, Pauline, B and DDanni. Hell, for every one of them you could go to solver war and survive!
>>221376 he doesn't need to do that much, he can just rub himself against the tight fabric of his outfir. of course that means he'd end up shooting all over himself and the inside of the leotard