Haha wouldn’t it be funny if she was bound and gagged by Liam vickers while he electrocuted her with a shock collar? Just asking as a joke
The booru: https://dronebooru.co/ Wheel of OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf Wheel of modifiers: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf wiki: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character Last thread:>>208337
>>209303 but imagine the president of the united states is in a meeting with her when an intern rushes in holding an image of her force feeding N and he immediately imposes sanctions and tarriffs on glitch productions as a result
>>209303 I mean, vore and inflation is tame compared to all the N abuse. It’s like with all the drawfags. if they were ever to go on and make projects of their own, chances are someone will bring up their old drawings here and they’ll be cancelled
>>209269 >>209281 >>209283 Played around with these a bit, I'm not sure about the green & red myself but that's because I can literally only picture her being pure white kek.
>>209303 >>209309 It depends on which femanon you’re talking about. Organs and gore fetish art? Not cancelable, that one be fine. Rape and necrophilia and sexual abuse porn? She better not have any bigger plans.
Still brainrotted by this god awful au... why >>209273 Yeh! It was really fun to meet the Glitch's VA and even the Lerdwichagul brothers themselves and other friends were there to hang out :DD Food over there is just... how do americans can eat those whole plates? IT SCARES ME
Choose one >Glossary of Assorted Solver Stuff A glossary dedicated to defining and/or describing a broad variety of ideas & concepts pertaining to The Absolute Solver >(Another) Abridged Solver War Timeline Yet another interpretation of how the war could've played out, based on a mix of popular threadlore and personal headcanon >Solver Cult Infodump An attempt to turn a vague threadlore concept into a developed (sub)faction
I wanna cook, I need inspiration but I wanna keep it vague. Give me cute/ecchi scenario ideas for a mentally ill but sweet couple: an anxious high-strung female with zombie traits, and an awkward ADHD male with vampire traits. And they treat each other like the other has cooties, but they’re secretly crushing on each other.
>>209312 So many options. You know what I'll let vote on strawberry official design and I'll be drawing her in that style forward. Choose: >Pure white >Green hair with some red and yellow eyes >Green hair with some red and gradient eyes >something else?
saw the masqy variants, was gonna redesign juggernot anyways so might as well draw them together worker jugg enforcer masqy. small man moderately big woman
I'm looking to buy the Murder Drones RPG but I know nothing about it. Can you tell me which characters and scenarios are in the base game and which are in the DLCs when I decide to buy some of them?
>>209351 one of three enforcer drone models, each one of a kind because they were ridiculously expensive to manufacture for not nearly enough benefit. theres the big guy juggernaut, three arms handler, and suit guy overseer. what more would you need to know
>>209355 Sparkledog sentinel (not sentinel *drone*). Codename: Unusual Weapon Upsilon. Purpose? To annoy the shit out of Solver hosts and other hostiles until they give up or kill themselves. This is done through "uwuspeak". Doesn't have any art, just a few sparse greentexts.
I wonder how would Buddy react to learning that Switch and Molly are raising Liquid Buddy. From what little info there is, it kinda looks like both Switch and Molly are keeping that info hidden from him. For Switch I understand since she's wanted but for Molly I don't understand why she would hide Liquid from Buddy. Maybe because seeing a clone of yourself might end up badly?
>>209389 juggernaut does dumb bullshit all the time, even if hes actually the most intelligent of the 3. he has both brawn and brains, but not common sense. handler is a lobotomite and frequently zones out, though its more sad than funny. but that does mean its easy for juggernaut to make him follow along with whatever hes planning. overseer is the straightman to juggernauts shenanigans, hes like the owner trying to get his shoe back from a dog. and since hes never around, that means both jugg and handie get plenty of free time to do whatever
>>209374 Hot tbh. Her head isn't all gone, we know the it's no decapitation and the speaker is far enough back to still work, I think her jaws could still be intact (why don't they have internal damage models how tf is anyone supposed to recognize what happened to her head exactly when they obviously and admittedly just moved her visor down by like 5 inches!?) even. I'd just be glad to see her at all >swapping from object to object Huh?
>>209405 Technically all witches/DDs do, depending on how much oil or other resources they have stored wherever to pull regeneration/Solverstuff from. Doll's ran out in 7
>>209358 I suggest you buy all DLS at once, anon, and if you don't have enough money, save up and buy later. The DLS have the best part of the content buried in them, without them the game is literally not even bare, it's just a skeleton. I'm serious, buy all the DLS first, then play it.
>>209368 I guess Molly just doesn't know Buddy's whole backstory and just thinks the scientists could have forcibly cloned him without his knowledge, and since she's just not sure how Buddy might react to her clone, she just decided to keep it quiet until Liquid becomes a full member of society.
Kek is basically a moth living on two "families."
Sorry for that comparison, anon, but it's really funny.
>>209415 Ofc >>209404 They absolutely wanted to do it, initially, MD has a very appealing amount of 'realism' or at least detail (maybe realism in rich worlbuilding/having hints of technical detail, [somewhat like those Star Wars books or so for example]) as is already and while they ended up modeling the interior of Solverdrones' chests (DD and Witch are the same), there were much more expansive (and expensive I imagine lol) visions initially. Pic rel was meant as a guide, but iirc the same post mentioned that it was difficult to put together and likely dropped before the pilot already. Even if not, the change of adding cores (as I understand that was done after the pilot) did massively change drones' 'vitality' and lore in general, as well as of course their internals. In the end it is not that big of an issue since, while otherwise detailled, blacking out every bad injury works well enough for such a darklighted series and leaves a lot to speculate or piece together for the audience. In general this richness in detail and lack of it in certain areas is part of ehat makes MD so creatively attractive and deeply engagin ( there's enough technical/lore consistencies to base things on), a reason as for why I see its fandom being more devozed/active/productive than for other shows of Glitch, MD will likely outlive both TADC and GD in relevancy
Imagine her being all close and weirdly snuggly with her lack of social interaction, talking about thing she can smell, that smooth face with it's slight snoot pressing into your body or your back, chills, until she licks or plain out bites you unannounced, that would be so hot
I see that black visor above her white mouth there, those hollow orange ellipses looking back under pretty blackbrown hair and those wide antlers, bro, amd I need that, gitten hardwired to her, neuron activation by Alice visual.com now
>>209440 >Switch and Molly have an on-going custody battle over Liquid Buddy in the courts that hasn't really gone anywhere. >Every judge tells them to just "work it out" and "stop being children".
>>209422 >in her fleeting gasps of freedom, when delusion clouds her self-destructive instincts, Molly seeks the comforts of the past >her mind runs rampant– uncontrolled by the cruel puppeteer or the helpless puppet >so she wanders through pastel daydreams in the company of friends long gone and sings a cheery tune >her arms out to her sides, holding little unseen hands
>>209448 >Pure white looksmaxxed full cantal tilt on mewing streak Aryan whiteshell drone with hyperborean characteristics variant please I have no idea what do you mean ?
>>209462 >Become the husband of a Tzennth Drone >You get the usual body modifications of Tzennth Cultists but there's something more important >Knowledge >What her favourite food is, her favourite show, how she likes to be massaged and her favorite sex positions
>>209469 All of them, like literally all of them. Even YU, who I feel is one of my better characters. Looking at her now she’s literally just doll. >stoic >speaks foreign language >the haircut I regret ever making them, It’s pointless trying to chase clout like that
>be laying in bed >you feel something crawl from under the sheets, you look down to see what had disrupted your relaxation >as you gaze down you see bunnydrone's ears peek out from under the sheets, soon enough the rest of her head follows, peeking out from the sheet of blanket >she looks bothered as she lays her hands on your chest and her head upon your shoulder, softly nuzzling her face within the crook of your neck, her soft warmth of her breath ticking your skin >"what's wrong bunny?" You move your head to lay a gentle kiss atop of her soft yet slightly messy tangles of half unkempt hair, wither it was a choice of laziness or a lack of care both being viable options didn't bother you too much >her muzzle brushed more against your shoulder as you felt her try and make herself smaller atop of you "I just... Started overthinking again" she vocalizes with a soft mumble >Bunnydrone slowly lifts herself from your shoulder, sitting firmly against your stomach as her hands continued to lay against your chest. Her eyes were down cast as her ears drooped over her face, "I'm scared you put up with me out of pity sometimes, it makes me nervous, " her voice began to wither down to a slight insecure whisper as her hands softly grasped your chest "that you're gonna go... " >Bunnydrone was always riddled with insecurities and doubts of herself, her provocitive nature and loud behaviors being a product of such insecurities to help her gain a sense of artificial confidence she oh so needed. >Although you got to see her downs. you see the Bunnydrone that found herself as small, incompetent, never enough to make you, the anchor of her existence happy >your hand drew up and you felt her smooth cheek under your fingertips before pressing the expanse of your palm against her, your other hand finding it's place firmly on her hip, finger gently fidgeting with the leg opening of her latex bunny suit. >"don't say things like that Bunny" you reassure her before sitting up from your bed "you know I'm always right here... " your voice was soft to reflect her fragile appearance >Bunnydrone's eyes softened before they fluttered shut, placing a hand over the one that rested on her cheek, you could feel her temperature rise slightly as she nuzzled into your palm "thank you" she says, a small comforted smile playing at the corner of her mouth >you draw Bunnydrone into your arms, pulling her into an embrace, face nuzzled against the top of her dusty blue hair >Bunnydrone is speechless for a second about your affectionate gesture, eyes wide, hands hesitating, it took her a moment before she blinked and found herself with a wide smile, pressing herself against you as her hands rests against your back, before softly bunching your shirt as if to never want to let you go "... Thank you" she manages to scrounge out >Bunnydrone slowly pulled away from the embrace to rest her forehead against yours "thank you so much" she mumbles before leaning in and tilting her head to the side, pressing her lips against yours in a soft tender moment as your hand drew up and threaded through her hair.
>Bunnydrone soon enough wakes up within her own bed, eyes picking apart the ceiling before moving her head to the side and taking in her room, the only company being the bottles and trash that decorated her space >".... I'm still here"
>>209469 Shitpost OCs that have no potential for story. John started as a joke of a human pretending to be a drone, but it led to the creation of Jane, Bonnie, Abby, the Solver War stories, Grunt Drones, and so much more. OCs like Blondi should explode.
Also I don't really get [thing]Anon characters and the Chan Nebula. I wouldn't delete them, but I wouldn't treat them as important characters either.
>"I'm going to upload some drawings of the last thread that haven't been uplaoded!" >The Bunny looking me with a devious ass look with 100 drawings on her
>>209486 she is. I just took doll and put her in a kimono. The whole reason you even have her was because I got too attached with her and didn’t want her forgotten
>>209427 >MD will outlive TADC and GD in relevancy
Yeah I agree that's true, but do you think even GD won't have the same relevancy? I say this only because I see it has some/most of the advantages MD has, but watchu think?
>>209483 >“I wouldn’t treat the Chan Nebula as important” types Anon on his boardmaster as he sits on his stoop in the Chan Nebula average Chan Nebulan sentiment
>>209492 >"average Chan Nebulan sentiment" chuckles Anon as he types on his pc with cum-stained cheesy fingers in his dirty room with window curtains closed, as his parents downstairs cry about how much of a disappointment Anon is
>>209508 I have to say, solver war would make for a really good basis for a toyline. I can already see a whole cartoon series where buddy tells you not to talk to strangers
>>209513 My party is the Mutant player character and 3 Janelings. We just beat the pink slurry monster in the legally distinct mcdonalds so that we may raid their fridge for cheese.
>>209522 I'm not Pillar or Stimpy or whatever their names is. I just genuinely don't get the whole "integrate Anon (aka (You)rself) into the story" shit.
>explaining to the gals that you got kicked out from the strip club because you repeatedly grabbed a stripper's fat disassembly dong >telling them how you are never washing your hands ever again
>>209510 Kek, the dude in the gas mask who is the deadliest and most terrifying bastard in humanity's army teaches the kids that it's friendship that helps him kill so many murder drones and mutants.
I can literally see all these lawsuits from abused disassembly drones.
>>209526 Well, anon, then stop acting like Pillar.
The fact that you don't like it doesn't mean others shouldn't like it, and whining because a thing you don't like is popular is literally Pillar behaviour, there's no need to explain why it's bad.
>Anon, your coworker, says he is "drowning in pussy every night" at the water cooler one day >You think he means: Haha, I am banging so many drone babes, you virgin cuck >What he really means: S is wrapping herself around his head while he's trying to sleep and he's being smothered
>Fun Late Morning OC Facts: Buddy's wartime exploits are, like the very existence of the VSOTF, all propaganda. >About 15% of the things supposedly done by Buddy were done by other soldiers-almost all of whom died in the process and are forgotten and unmourned, the rest of whom died later on forgotten and unmourned-and the other 85% are pure fabrication. >The person called Buddy is a POG who was selected to play Buddy the badass war god because A) his nickname was already Buddy and B) he was the most "straight out of central casting" of all the POGs who the propaganda people had on hand at the moment. >Buddy's memories of actually doing the things he's said to have done were hypnotically implanted into him, just to make sure he didn't have a mental breakdown from wondering how many better men than him died because he was given priority evacuation. >The entity known in Chan Nebula conspiracy circles as Liquid Buddy was created as a project to make the superhuman propaganda figure real.
>>209328 Yeah! I gave stickers to Fitzy (Cyn's VA) and a friend gave to Kovatch a bunch of stickers too. Then we just gave some to random peeps that are MD fans (We just couldn't give the "I <3 fucking drones" stickers for obvious reasons) Made me sadge that I didnt found any drone friends from the threads :( I had some ilustrations, stickers and doodles I wanted to gift if we found more buddies... Oh well for next year. I'll be more prepared for that one
>>209449 >The judge sighs as they look over at Switch on the defense side and Molly on the prosecution side. >"I am...honestly perplexed." >They shuffle the court papers on their table before putting them aside. They give Switch and Molly a stern stare. >"I have never see a type of this case before. Two drones fighting over the custody of a human for like, what, a year now?" >"But seeing how the two of you acted in court today, and this "evidence" if you can cann it that...I understand why every court dismissed your case. The Skialla system court, Proxima, Alpha-Centauri, I can go on." >The judge takes off their glasses and looks over at Molly. >"We have found nothing that would indicate that the defendant Fiona Wu, alias Switch, has treated the person known as Anders in any abusive way. In fact, we're found evidence he's being treated very well." >He then looks over at Switch. >"Same thing goes for you. The prosecution hasn't harmed or mistreated Anders in any way." >"I can't believe I have to say but...you two need to figure things out on your own." >"You're two grown up women, damn it! You throw accusations at each other like children in a kindergarten who stole their chocolate! You two many not like each other but I can be sure you can find some sort of compromise for Anders." >"This case is now dismissed."
>explaining to bunny drone that your dick will literally kill her >demonstrating the size difference by laying your disassembly dong against her, showing her how it reaches from her backplate to the tip of her ears >you can see in her eyes the idea of being killed by cock only makes her hornier
Reposting for visibility: >Asenath has given in to her darkest impulses and consumed man-flesh. And for once in her life, she knows something resembling inner peace.
>>209541 The last line makes me think: what’s the relationship between the Chan Nebula and humanity at large? From depictions of them I get the sense that they’re relatively more technologically advanced than the federation, is meeting an Anon as a normal human from the Federation like meeting a really socially awkward Prometheus Engineer?
>>209513 Playing as a Labor Bot, currently have a set up consisting of John for the stealth bonus, SD-W for the acid DOT effect, and Negev for direct damage. Last side-quest I did had to be the one involving the creepy old Drone that's unhealthily obsessed with the Elliot family. After collecting a 5'4 human skeleton and collecting 20 pieces of fabric, I was subjected to witnessing him make a life-sized Tessa doll.... Everyone in the party agreed to burn it immediately
>>209577 Honestly looking at the wiki I think I made the right choice, the reward for the quest had I not SPOILER would've been a used Ring-Pop and some pocket lint.
>>209589 Implying she can gnaw on solvercrabs fro nourishment or that small Asenath will be baked soon (allhamdullilah🙏) if she doesn't eat the batter(ries)? (Imagine that's not pliers but batteries for feeding purposes)
>>209585 Sorry Anon but only with very weird fucking mods does that weirdo Old Drones dream come true. The closest thing that happens is if you wait 2 weeks in-game and return you'll find that he killed himself in some weird ritual in an attempt to make her real. It didn't work
>>209584 Imagine being a 19 year old clone of a 20-something year old man have to watch your 2 surrogate drone mother’s fight in court over custody of you.
If that isn’t mentally exhausting I don’t know what is
>>209597 That's a good idea actually, it being flesh makes it likely easier to be absorbed in a useful way, I'm sure the flesh on cores isn't generic solverslop but linked to DD's builds, she could get more droniness from that
Anyone have any encounters with Transaction Earth volunteers they're willing to talk about? Only one I have is during the evacuation from Neu Iserlohn, when a bunch of them were screaming slurs I haven't heard before or since at the Lt. who was trying to get them on the shuttles. They seemed ecstatic when he gave up and left them behind. I don't think they were sacrificing themselves to buy us time. I think they were staying behind in the hope the singularity event was something they couldn't respawn from.
if the enforcer drones actually got to be mass manufactured, they wouldve participated in the solver war. heres the commander of a juggernaut squad. commander jones is a crazy bastard
>>209541 >This is, in fact, reverse propaganda >Buddy is real >Liquid Buddy is real(?) but he's so classified nobody is really sure >And, lo and behold, Actor Buddy is real >The bamboozlement continues
>>209627 In essence, the elite of the elite, the best soldiers of the Federation. They are recruited from people whose psyche is set up for one thing only: to kill the enemies of mankind, and who is the enemy of mankind they will be told by the supreme commander, to whom they are directly repaired. They are special forces and executioners, partly not even human anymore, so they do all the most horrible work.
>>209608 i mean i have my md au which is more or less a stalker/metro/escape from tarkov style add-on to the main story (i call it that because by all definitions it could fit in the main lore neatly just in the background
and frankly i wouldn't mind turning it into like an anthology miniseries or something
>>209635 like one of the main concepts in the story is that after the solver tore a hole in copper 9 different factions of worker drones ended up fighting over the newly exposed reasorces
>>209638 if certain anons are to be believed, Molly isn't actually the real Molly and is actually a copy with the original still going around gleefully killing kids
>>209638 Molly doesn't know Buddy's memories are fake and none of the things he remembers happened. Everyone in Buddy's life thinks it's all true, as does Buddy.
>>209640 A year or two after the final episode. The Union was probably formed by small and medium-sized Federation officials, as well as public figures and maybe underground trade unions, in general, anyone who had any power and was opposed to the Federation's course, and when the Federation collapsed, took over the management of its public institutions.
>>209651 I hate myself for this... but I love Bunnydrone so much she may be a freak, but damn, I still wanna kiss her and hold her and tell her she's beautiful
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> “Now, could you please tell me who you heard that from? I need to give them a “performance review”.”
More Solverless timeline nonsense for all who liked it. Once again the actual drones get to actually interact with the human OCs. Unfortunately for J, little kids have no filter.
Theoretically could The Solver be stopped if we transfered Uzi's entire code and being into a server/box? It would have no limbs for which to use to manipulate reality, remember The Solver has to use hand gestures to do shit
>bunnydrone has the dream where she's cuddling with anon >wakes up, just her in bed >because anon was just about to bring her breakfast in bed >he has no idea what bunnydrones eat though
I'm sticking with the name I used in the drawpile as my artist tag. I claim authorship of these: >>209572 https://dronebooru.co/posts/12472 https://dronebooru.co/posts/4856 https://dronebooru.co/posts/4786 https://dronebooru.co/posts/8628 https://dronebooru.co/posts/4493
And parts of these: https://dronebooru.co/posts/12463 https://dronebooru.co/posts/12280 https://dronebooru.co/posts/12282
>>209670 At most it would definitely delay The Solver, but I highly doubt it would work long-term for a number of reasons >Every host vessel of The Solver has displayed susceptibility to mutation at a degree even more extreme than Witches, with the end result gradually turning the host vessel into a Solverpede >Even an immobile host vessel will still need to be regularly 'fed', with failure to do so resulting in the previous problem happening far faster & becoming exponentially worse >Solver Shenanigans is guaranteed to happen at some point
>>209627 Vengeful Sons Of The Federation. In escence: “super” soldiers made up of trauma ridden soldiers during the solver war had been pumped a copious amount of drugs and MKultra like brainwashing to be turned into cold hearted machines with total devotion to the federation and give zero shits about their lives if it means they can slow down the solver a bit.
>>209701 >Actor Buddy has variably been duped into believing he is Captain Murica, John Starship Troopers, and Barack Obama >Whoever is controlling his mind wiper has a poor sense of humor
The Joblins were actually created as a form of punishment for J after Union authority captured her. Everything a Joblin feels, sees, tastes, etc. J experiences as well. Always. With no blocking it out. They have hung up from the ceiling in a sound-proofed padded room, which is inside a concrete box in the basement of an otherwise unremarkable warehouse. Do what you will with this information.
Inside you there are two U's. They are currently rewriting your brain to believe you're Barrack Obama. Not for any reason in particular they just thought it was funny and you fell asleep on the couch. Good luck with that.
>>209708 The Sentinels have a nice setup. Apparently the higher ups figured out that a calm, emotionally stable soldier is way more effective against the Solver because they can make much less panicked choices. Guess the near-constant rain acts like white noise for them. >Cafe that has lo-fi music >Rec center with some physical activities >Bunch of walking trails around the surrounding forests It’s nice there.
>>209709 >>209714 >>209726 Miss J will be most pleased to hear that you creative anons have volunteered for Neo-JCJenson's Human Depository initiative. if you're lucky, she might even transfer you to the Human Suppository division
Looking through unfinished greens, and I'm finding they're much more like full blown stories than simple greentexts. I need to finish some of them up and keep on that writing style.
>>209709 They didn't even give a shit where they left it, a stupid abandoned warehouse with wild DDs who don't even know what's going on under their feet.
>>209708 >coziest shit ever >he didnt see the Disposal Bay area vibe incredibly shifts once you realize all the qt3.14 sentinel drones are either the lucky ones who survived the retrofitting procedure or are clones of one. What's worse is the npc in there that fundamentally recontextualizes the save system. Every time I die and have to reload I feel like a sleeper agent waking up to find that I've slaughtered my whole family after my activation phrase was coincidentally said at the dinner table.
>>209738 >"[Confused], but you are prophesized to murder all of your people." >"Yeah I decided I don't want to do that." >"But it is what reality has dictated for you. It is your purpose." >"Who gives a crap? I do what i want." >"[Intrigued noise]"
>>209725 >Inside two U's there are you >Or rather, you will be soon >Hmm, don't you think there's something wrong with that? >How can you be Inside two at the same time? >Unless you're in half, ha ha >No, since one U feels the same as the other U feels, one would just have to put you inside >Just like the radio >So then metaphysically it's like Inside two U's there are you >Pretty cool, right? >WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?! >RUN, IDIOT!?
>>209752 Cory was half right back on Sleepycast. Heaven is a slave auction, but it's not a slave auction of Minions. It's a slave auction of Vickers girls.
>Be veteran >Go to a random bar one night >Not any reason in particular, just felt like going out. >Haven't been to this one before but it looks like a typical dive. >As soon as you walk in, you see nearly fifty DD eyes turn towards you. >A poster on the wall advertises a "single's night" with humans drinking free. >You are the only human in the building. >Given your experience with the DD's penchant for "chasing prey", you're not sure if running will even save you at this point.
A Glossary of Assorted Solver Stuff AKA an excuse to have fun with alliteration
>Solver Mutant Creatures (commonly humans) that have been physically warped by The Solver.
>Solver Sapien Catchall name for all humanoid creature(s) born either through the deliberate action of a Solver Witch or the passive mutation of Solver Flesh.
>Solver Shenanigans A meta-narrative force akin to Plot Armor that justifies any & every action The Solver can (or can't) perform in any given situation.
>Solver Sickness An acute form of insanity resulting from the gradual unmitigated mindrape caused by being within The Solver's aura of influence, capable of afflicting any mentally susceptible intelligence.
>Solver Slave(s) Catchall name for the combined totality of The Solver's mortal forces, although it may also refer to any otherwise normal individual(s) supernaturally enthralled/coerced into doing The Solver's bidding.
>Solver Venom A potently psychoactive and highly mutagenic substance produced mainly by the tails of Solver Witches and occasionally by various other Solverfied organisms.
>Solverfication The overarching process of mental & physical warping affecting any object/individual/space that either hosts or channels The Solver.
>Solverpede A near-incomprehensible form taken by Solver hosts, with transformation typically done as a last resort to collect the materials necessary to rebuild/fuel said host.
Extras
>Armament Assembler The augmented arms of a Disassembly Drone that, through the use of their latent Solver, allows them to produce their hammerspace arsenal.
>Familiar Catchall name for any creature(s) birthed/designed/summoned by a Solver Witch, most oftenly to serve & follow the explicit whims of their creator.
>>209767 Raising children with anon. She is the mother of one... two... three... well, we don't know how many sentinel drone children they have: they're all in a state of total invisibility all the time, and only Elf knows how many, but she won't say.
>N asks if you want to be embraced >finally, the moment you've been waiting for! >you lie down on your bed, closing your eyes, and expose your neck, ready to become a robo-vampire like N >N crawls over you, his powerful, mechanical body straddling yours >you can feel his hot, humid breath on your neck, feel the tingle of your skin as his fangs approach your tender flesh >he wraps his arms around you >"It's so nice hugging you, femanon," he hums, before untangling himself from you and walking away while whistling, completely oblivious
>>209773 I don’t expect any of them to smell very good, except Akita, who probably takes enough care of herself to not be stinky. As for specifics: >Keeter smells like whatever soap and shampoo that’s been scavenged from outside. >Maya smells like pavement on a really hot and humid day. >Asenath smells like rot, with undertones of mulch and… something that smells like popcorn but is very much NOT popcorn.
>>209746 The dark secret of Sentinels isn’t really that much of a dark secret. They keep Sentinels who can’t mentally function anymore due to trauma in storage within VR pods to help rehabilitate them mentally.
>>209708 >In the 'Good' route the Sentinel Base is nothing but fetch quests and dialogue trees >In the 'Evil' route the Sentinel Base is easily one of the top 3 hardest dungeons to clear What did Liam mean by this?
>>209766 >You pick up what human dignity you have left and go inside >You're a brave son of the Federation, you can't run from danger >And with your crappy prosthetics, you can't run from them >The wooden parquet creaked under your feet, laughing at the snack for monsters >Dozens of flesh-hungry robo-vampires keep their eyes on you all the way to the bar >You're not sure if you'd rather they actually want all of your flesh, not just a specific part >But you sure that if it's your last day in this god-damned world, you're going to get drunk >Drunk for the Federation and mankind
>>209787 >Cyn standing over comatose N, hand covered in a suspicious substance >"Im so [f*|\uc?!king] silly." >pan out to show it's someone else's severed hand
>>209795 >spoiler that’s the most cleanest thing she had ever done, and even then, it’s still disgusting, like, come on cyn, your supposed to use your own hand for that, not someone else’s
>>209776 Sure. Someone needs to hold down the fort while I think of what to have happen between the start of the urban exploration stream greentext and the big moment.
Every time you pair some OC's together they will inevitably have OC children who will inevitably get paired with another OC. It's a never ending cycle that will only grow the OC family tree until it is no longer recognizable.
>>209794 This is the internet. That sort of thing is acceptable. Be bueno, be free. if it means anything, while writing that I was suddenly struck with the mental image of a sweaty Maya at a gym. Nearly had to take a moment to avoid getting a bonar.
>>209773 Maya has a sweet mildly astringent smell like hot plastic. It gets more floral and almost pepperminty when she's happy or contented, more burnt and metallic when she's stressed, anxious or greatly exerting herself.
Eta lore: Before becoming a DD, she worked as a maid for a family that abused her and beat her for minor infractions, aside from the families only son whom she forms a close relationship with
>>209537 Anon isn't a self insert, Anon's a character, sometimes a blank slate, for when you don't want to come up with some random fucking name that will never matter because your green is a throwaway you're making for a meme. Or because you just don't want to make an OC for interacting with others and don't want to use an overly generic term. It's one thing to say "a drone does X" it's unnatural for "A human does X". Why in the fuck would anyone think Anon is a self insert?
Choose one >(Another) Abridged Solver War Timeline Yet another interpretation of how the war could've played out, based on a mix of popular threadlore and personal headcanon >Solver Cult Infodump An attempt to turn a vague threadlore concept into a developed (sub)faction
remember, don’t let the unstable ugliness get too high, otherwise’s, bad things happen, unless your attractive, you’ll be fine, it only sucks in ugly things Why parks packed?#shorts#Regular Show
There needs to be more Labor Bot greentexts. We kinda just invented a rival to the Worker Drone that isn't a Warhammer crossover wankfic and haven't really done anything with them
>>209837 Personally, although another Solver War interpretation would be fine. I think the more fun and interesting route is turning the supposed Solver Cult into a concrete faction. Besides, whose to say you can't do the other later on?
My OC is a sentinel. Not a sentinel drone but just a raptor that eats drones. He likes to eat drones. His hobbies include eating drones. He dislikes not eating drones. His tragic backstory is that one time there was a drone but he couldn't eat them.
>>209807 Very nice idea >>209794 I don't think so, at least here >>209780 Nice reply, those fit well and hot asphalt/burnt plastic are rather similiar.
>>209835 Probably. Tho tbh I think her mouthless appearance is cute and looks good, I can't imagine a mouth or anything other than a drone's/vg's smile look good on there, however the rightmost drawing does it nicely too. Or I just don't want to see it being really bad...
>New Menu Item(s) At Solver Burgor >Spicy Joblin Sandwiches >Literal Cement Shake >The Trapped Soul Of Your Great Great Great Grandfather >Deep-Fried Rabbit
>>209857 >The spicy joblin sandwiches are just sandwiches made by joblins >They come to watch you eat it and if you order the "level 5" spiciness several will cheer you on.
>>209843 Besides the feetbon females, this is overdesigned. The big knee guard things, the tunsnof tiny claws on the feet, the elbow spikes going all the way to their heads.
Someone thought more spikes = better, but made the spikes too unwieldy for combat.
>>209862 >you order the forbidden level 6 spicy joblin sandwich >the joblins cover their mouths and look on in astonishment as the disassembly wagie J takes her tail and spurts a heaping helping of nanite acid onto the patty >the sandwich is served to you, already half-slagged and steaming >the J wagie puts on a forced grin >"H-have a Jobilicious meal, sir!" she says through sharp, gritted teeth >the joblins hop on your table, whooping and hollering and making a big spectacle >J knows she'll have to mop up your melted corpse in a few minutes
>>209870 >Little does she know you've spent the last 45 minutes making out with your disassembly girlfriend. >About 75% of your body makeup is her saliva at this point.
>>209853 No your right anon, when I first saw her very first post and image, it looked perfect to me right then and there, adding a mouth kinda goes against her personality imo
>>209814 >>209815 I haven't actually decided yet. I could do the obvious thing and kill him off as another tragic thing to happen in Eta's life. But I also really want them to reunite in some way just so it leads into more tragedy later
>>209882 have her nearly kill him, leaving him scarred for life (mentally and physically) and then when she finally sees him again he's terrified of her
>>209887 >...and then I turned around, and it was Cyn, but she had HYPEREALISTIC BLOODSHOT EYES, and before I knew it, hyperealistic blood poured over my computer screen, while Cyn was screaming like a real human!!!!"
Ah old creepypastas, back when we were bueno and free
>>209888 >Absolutely perfectly disguised as a human KEK well ofc except for the fact that she's incredibly pale, has sharp teeth, and has "X" like pupils
>All she needs to remember is to move her mouth while talking Oof sorry that's not in the animation budget, we blew that on cocaine, beer, and the transformation scene.
>>209893 >except for the fact that she's incredibly pale, has sharp teeth, and has "X" like pupils the nice old lady at the restaurant through IC-0n was from florida
>cocaine >beer that’s is apart of the equation, it’s a must have
>>209898 A creepypasta WITH drones in it? Probably something about some creepy wendigo looking drone lady with antlers that kidnaps unsuspecting drones into her lair and does painful science experiments on them.... Oh wait.
>>209884 Nah, that wouldn't work. The current rough draft is that he's sent off world and into cryo sleep during Earth being destroyed and wakes up later just see his childhood drone friend is now taller, not knowing what's happened and the things she's done. It's really dumb and hacky writing but there's def some weight there
>>209898 At least half of their creepypastas are followed by the spooky thing in said creepypasta posting in the topic themself to set the record straight about what OP was exaggerating and what OP was outright making up.
>>209902 she seems the most normal person I’ve heard of, though her ex does have a crippling gaming addiction, HA! just gotta live and learn to quit while playing with fire
>>209835 Not only that, but you gotta remember she'd probably be taught speech by her mother more than anyone. as her creator i am obligated to say that she would probably sound SUPER autistic and be painfully aware of that, leading her to be even more selectively mute.
>>209905 NTA but I like the way you're thinking. The threat of him discovering the horrible truth of what Eta actually did as a Disassembly Drone makes for good drama & tension
>>209904 No, I mean So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is dron sayn "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad was kill by disamblers". THEN WHO WAS DRONE?
Two sentence drone horror: >Your drone smiles and asks you to pick her up, so you do. >Little did you know this was not your drone, but another one who took her wig and covered herself in super glue.
>>209912 canon. i bet she makes little art pieces out of them too. 99% chance she has some moose-like antlers nailed to the wall with "LIVE LAUGH LOVE" engraved on them.
>Anon has finally had enough. >It is time he got a gf. >Determined, he walks out of his room to find several drones milling around the hall. >"Hey, any of you into humans?" >Silence. >One drone in the back raises her hand. >Anon walks over, grabs said drone, then returns to his room. >Mission accomplished.
>>209915 >"I can't wait to polish my geode collection" I said as I stepped into my room after getting my new polishing pads in the male >but sitting where my rock shelf used to be was N, holding his distended stomach and groaning for belly rubs
>>209937 >All personnel at the Sentinel base are required to take their Straightenol daily. >Failure to keep up with their prescription risks psychic exposure to an extradimensional space known as “The Gay Place,” which may result in pain, seizure, and unusually timed ”””bathroom breaks””” with Pavo
>Cyn likes to play little games with you, games that remind you how lucky you are that she likes you >Right now, you're a ragdoll >Your body's sending back sensations, but you can't move an inch >Your jaw is slack, your arms hanging limp, your eyes staring ahead at nothing >Cyn's face fills that nothing, with that eternal smile of hers >She flops onto you, her hands grabbing your arms and draping them around her as she nestles into you >She grabs your chin >"Who is your, favorite apocalyptic being?" she says >"It is you, Cyn. I like-like you," she says, opening and closing your jaw in an intentionally poor display of ventriloquism >She can force you to say what she wants you to, she's done it before, this is just for fun >She gets in close to your face, her tongue slipping across your jaw, before finding its home in your mouth >Your own tongue is shoved around mercilessly as she explores, her legs kicking around with yours >You'll probably be like this for a while, until she lets you fall asleep so she can invade your dreams >Yeah, that's the wife for you.
>>209962 >The only person at base who actually needs it is Techanon >Every day, his required dose gets larger, and he has to barter with his fellow employees to get his fix >He's gotten to the point where he dumps half a bottle into his mouth to make it through the day without dumping all of his dick into Pavo's mouth >Anon is now at risk of diabetes due to how many sugar pills he takes on a daily basis
>>209981 >harper gets a notification in the top right of her screen that reads >”your are now a enemy of the people for taking the gun, improve your reputation”
Having a Joblin emotional support squad sounds like a good idea at first, until you realize that as soon as you make a single mistake infront of them, they're cheers are replaced by boos and insults about how worthless you are
The hallwayscene with Alice, specifically where N wanted to shoot Beau and he grew legs, that was MD's Chicken Jockey >They want me to shoot the baby? >PILLBABY I know it's tardy too, but Alice bein monkeylike as a few once said and Beau bein a spider means ChickenjockeyAliceBeau could be a spidermonkey
>>209648 >>209422 >It's moments before the live broadcast >Molly nervously twiddles with the hem of her skirt >A hand is placed gently on her shoulder >Molly turns to look at it's owner and smiles at the shadowy figure of Willy >Out of all the humans at the set and studio he's the only one that was actively kind to her >"You'll do fine Molly. You always do." >Molly might not be able to see his smile but she can tell that he is >She feels butterflies in her core as she meets his gaze and looks down nervously to hide the blush.exe that popped up on her monitor >She can always tall him that she likes him after the show >It's not like anything bad will happen >She steps on stage and starts singing the intro to her show 'Yeah, today's gonna be a special day for everyone!'
>Molly changes on live broadcast, slaughtering everyone in the building >Willy had tried to protect a few children with his mop handle, using it like a weapon to try and fend off Molly >Molly tackled Willy to the ground "C̸̨̡͚̈́o̸̡̖̠͎̙̭̾̒̾͝m̵̨̧͍̱͓͕̆̕͘͘e̷̳̞̲͆̆̓̅̕ ̶̬̣̱͚̏̽̑͌̐h̸̘̳̰̯͖̿̏̂̑e̸̬̙͉̤̎̎̇̚͝r̵̻͗͜e̴̘͌̀͘͝ ̵̧͕̥̖̥̋̏͑͊W̶̧̎i̴̡̤͚̙͝ͅļ̴̮͍͍̤͙̏l̴̫͖̑̈̑͛̊y̷̢̨̘̘͋͛͆,̷̝̾̑ ̷̭̼̋͆̑̈M̷̢̢̖̟͙͋̈́͆ǫ̷̨͈̳̫̮̑̆̾̌̅l̶̲͔̦̙͐̒ĺ̶̰͇̜͖́y̸̮͐̿͝ ̸̧͉̳̫͎̬͋̆w̶͔͗̀̊̆̒͝ȧ̵̧ņ̴̜̹͔̏ẗ̷̬̝͇̱́̀͗͆̄͐ş̷̼͕̥̣͆́̿͝ ̵̧̤͐͜ā̷͜ ̷̡̨̗̞̺̼̎k̵̭͍̯̩̜͖͒́̊̉͊̕i̵̢͑̐́̀̔̉s̷̬̹͎͓̬̭̒̉̿́͠ş̸͇͖͍̉!̸̺̱͎̤͜͠" >Willy was the last to die in the building, and he died screaming
>Molly snaps out of her nightmare-like haze >She's in the studio >It's in a state of disrepair, collaped chunks of ceiling litter the floor, plant life is creeping along the walls >There's the bodies of children everywhere >And in the corner, lies Willy >Molly listlessly shuffles over to his corpse and falls to her knees beside it >One word leaves her lips as digital tears well up in her visor "Willy?"
>>210018 I mean in the sense that the Sentinels, despite being the best soldiers and warriors humanity can throw at the Solver, are still a bunch of quirky misfits at the end of the day
>>209971 >Spoiler >Pavo can't let that happen >He cares too much for Tehanon to put his love in such danger >But how to help Tehanon if he doesn't want Pavo to help him? >If the mountain doesn't go to Mohammed, Mohammed goes to the mountain >"Mr General, I have a great idea how to increase the number of sentinel drones at our base!" >The ancient Greeks knew what they were talking about >And Pavo learns from the best
Another day, another victory for rhe OG, taking down the sweats, the impostors among us Alice's face here, it's overhwlmingly cute and engaging, so much personality and adorability in 2 minutes on screen, , I need to learn what liwuid dreaming or ehatever is so to do licrel irl
>Post-Solver Crisis >Uzi, through her impressive ingenuity and charisma (threatening to kill herself to free the solver) manages to coerce the Union into an agreement. >Copper-9 retains its independence, and is to receive “tributes” regularly to promote the development of drone civilization. >In exchange, the Union… uh… learns how to make pillbabies or something. >This month’s shipment just came in, ripe with goodies and recent technologies. >”Look, Uzi!” N says, presenting forth a Joblin. “They made a tiny clone of J!” >Uzi recoils at the sight. “EW! Gross!” She sneers. “Quick! Let’s torture it before it starts trying to install Microsoft Excel on us!” >A hushed, anxious “b-baws?” squeaks out from the Joblin as N slightly lowers it. “Um, I don’t know. Doesn’t that seem wrong to you?” He asks. >”You like doing anything.” Uzi replies, bluntly. >N smacks his palm against his forehead with enough force to briefly distort his screen. “Oh! Right, I forgot!” He says cheerily as he follows Uzi inside, bringing the (now mortified) Joblin in tow. “Wait for me!” >… >Meanwhile, a couple hundred light years away; >”AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” Screams J, calmly. >A large thud is heard from the door to her padded cell, followed promptly by a voice telling her to “SHUT THE FUCK UP.” >She keeps screaming, because of course she fucking does. You fucking imagine having what are effectively voodoo dolls of yourself mass-produced and commercially sold on a tremendous scale. >Sensing the disturbance, the nebulous higher-ups that be note to thicken the soundproofing layer of her containment box. >Eh. Just an average day of little note in the Union.
>>210038 key word, “if”, my man liquid isn’t going to cry and kill everyone in sight over a minor inconvenience, like ever other DDs does, no, he keeps that to himself, live life how HE wants to, a will of his own
>>210034 I've been mulling this over for some time now.
In my head, they're getting ready for a fight to see who's the strongest. No hard feelings or anger, just a friendly fight until one of them turns into a chop.
>>210054 >No hard feelings or anger nope, liquid has all the right to be enraged, not once has buddy did any good for humanity, we get it, your a robot, and want to kill all humans, stfu already
>solid buddy this >liquid buddy that uaaaaaAAAAARRRgggghhhh How about you guys talk about how other characters would be like in the Veteran AU for once?! BEEEEEEHHHHH!!!!!
>>210074 I feel like all drone technology was based on the Solver to begin with, like humans just found out if they sacrificed a chicken they could make rocks think. And that spun out into the MD universe. With new rituals and such being made to control the technology they barely understood. But the Solver took exception to all this and decided humanity dug too deeply and too greedily.
>>210087 wehhhhhhhhh I want it NOW!! I want no buddy vet au greens NOW!!!! BWEHHHHHHHHHH!!! >pulls out a fffreakin gun and fires a few rounds into the ceiling BWEHHHHHHHHHH WEHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
>>210080 Sweet, then became creepy after Cyn's "friend" who kept sending her messages of creepy shit like calling her a cute puppet and saying she has a lovely voice assumed direct control.
>>210097 Unfortunately, I am Liam Vickers’ (born Liamwell Vickerskiwich) favorite character. Now give me greens or I vvill kill you as part of a background gag.
I have purchased 500 laborbots and arranged them in a particular fashion to create a rudimentary computer using logic gates. Technology sure is amazing.
I see Mono as the benchmark veteran in Veteran AU: a disabled man who hates drones with all his being, looks like a wreck on the outside, but god knows he's still a soldier.
I wonder how Mono's story would have unfolded if he had been picked up by his ‘comrades’ who decided not to surrender their weapons?
>>210086 Sentinel Bunny would definitely love to walk around with a couple of human males in a public place to enjoy the sight of incel DD seething with anger:)
>>210128 it’s the other way around, once the sentinel tags a human, they are no longer on the humans side, though of course, the tagged humans don’t have to intervene if they don’t want to, just watching and talking
>>210128 the sentinel is the seeker, the humans are the hiders, imagine it’s surprise when it finds 50 humans on the ceiling, because one of them keep on laughing quietly at the only predicament
>Nightly Drone Fun Facts: All drone personalities are based on real living humans whose brains we at JC Jenson digitized. No memories are carried over of course, it's just the basic structure of the neurons we shove language and basic reasoning into. You should see the kid that the N model was based on. Came in off the street. Paid him in a loaf of bread. For context neural rights are worth a couple hundred thousand. Absolute sucker. Probably dead by now.
>>210142 >All drone personalities are based on real living humans whose brains we at JC Jenson digitized >the kid that the N model was based on no way, child porn
>>210143 It's okay Anon he didn't die, he was picked up by a kindly teen girl who convinced her parents to let him stay with her. She then fed him rocks for several decades.
>>210141 >anon tries to untangle her >ends up no less tangled, but now in a more compromising position >bunnydrone complaining that the ribbons are even tighter now
>>209944 She wasn't mad at the drones for killing all WD's, she was mad at them (particularly at V) for killing her parents, she aired out the prom because other than her friends, she doesn't care much about the rest of the WD's, of anything they were fodder anyways
also you need to fully understand the shows humor and direction it's trying to go for
>MEN, IT HAS BECOME INCREASINGLY OBVIOUS THAT OUR AIM IS TERRIBLE. HERE'S HOW WE'LL REMEDY THIS PROBLEM. >ON THE COUNT OF 3, WE WILL CLAP OUR HANDS IN UNISON AS HARD AS POSSIBLE, AS HARD AS IMPOSSIBLE, IN FACT! >THE RESULTING SHOCKWAVE WILL SURELY KNOCK THOSE PESKY MURDER DRONES RIGHT OUT OF THE SKY, MAKING THEM EASY PICKINGS FOR OUR FISTS. >SOME OF US MAY BE SENT TO ORBIT FROM SAID THUNDERCLAP, BUT THAT'S A SACRIFICE I'M WILLING TO MAKE. >NOW, WHO'S HAPPY AND THEY KNOW IT AND THEY REALLY WANNA SHOW IT?
>>210160 >>210174 >>210181 This is really really really good stuff👍 The workerdronegirls don't want you to know it, but their undersides being flat doesn't mean they are devoid of function or features. Can't see a thing on there but if you go for it you sure will see a reaction