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No.322411
Murder Drones (#325)Anonymous
Replies:>>322417>>322418>>322421>>322430
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I have no idea what to say. I LOVE DRONES.

The amazing Booru: https://dronebooru.co
Wheel of impressive OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf
Wheel of modifiers: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf
The wiki inside the Booru: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character
The interesting Wiki: wiki.dronebooru.co
Last thread: >>321473
No.322413
Anonymous
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>Mylo is the real self-insert
No.322414
Anonymous
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>>322390
pic related
She would def name it like that or something edgier to make it cool
No.322415
Anonymous
Replies:>>322450
Does anyone remember the Vickers-University jokes? What if we turned that into an actual premise/greentext? Asking here because the Liam thread is empty at the moment
No.322416
Anonymous
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>>322413
Tell me more about Mylo as a character. I might do a green on him
No.322417
Anonymous
>>322411
I thought she was wearing the Gir hoodie for a sec
No.322418
Anonymous
>>322411
Haruka!
No.322419
Anonymous
>>322413
Buh!
No.322420
Anonymous
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Solver's blessings upon this thread. may we be granted Absolution from the failings of the last.
No.322421
Anonymous
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>>322411
Reposting a screenshot some other Anon took of my maid drone greentext.
Wanted to write more of it but I got sidetracked by an impromptu two-hour phone call which has officially eaten every last second of my remaining weekend free time.
I will keep this story in my mind and try to squeeze in some small updates or at least a little background lore, with a major instalment and the next escalation over the next weekend.
No.322422
Anonymous
>>322416
He's a hornyposting character. That's it.
No.322423
Anonymous
Replies:>>322426
>>322416
Character from Molly's Playhouse who got a spinoff, which was a cult classic, in that it wasn't very popular in its time.
He wasn't there when Molly changed, making him one of the few Playhouse characters who's still alive.
Post-war, he runs a bakery, but a worryingly large amount of his clientele are thirsty women (some men) who are there to jump his hydraulics.

Mylo was mostly made and elaborated on after the Great Booru Uploader Drought, so there's not much to go on unless you want to do some archaeology.
No.322424
Anonymous
>>322416
He's a fetish character from all I've seen
No.322425
Anonymous
>>322421
Cute Anon and cute robutt.
No.322426
Anonymous
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>>322423
I don't remember him originating from Molly's show, I thought he was just the lead of a successor series?
No.322427
Anonymous
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Songs for this vibe?
No.322428
Anonymous
>>322427
any emo or screamo
No.322430
Anonymous
>>322411
>>322427
Re: that interpretation of MD and Uzi being to a series that doesn't exist what My Immortal and Ebony are to Harry Potter: who do you think the original MC was, in this interpretation? Who got the Harry Potter->Harry "Vampire" Potter treatment?
No.322431
Anonymous
>>322426
this is is true
classic reboot to Molli's modernization
No.322432
Anonymous
>>322427
I’m sure you can post one of those many songs about depression and sadness you have saved in your playlist
No.322433
Anonymous
Replies:>>322435
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>>322427
WAKE ME UP
No.322434
Anonymous
Replies:>>322491
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let's hear what /md/'s taste in music is like.
post a song you enjoy that fits Murder Drones in some way, I'll go first:
Dog on a Chainyoutube thumb
No.322435
Anonymous
Replies:>>322437
>>322433
Post the full image
No.322437
Anonymous
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>>322435
Bad news, I didn't crop it.
No.322438
Anonymous
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I just woke up from my nap WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED LAST THREAD??
No.322439
Anonymous
>>322438
Caleb williams sold nigga
No.322440
Anonymous
>>322438
I think it all started with my post of Midna's portal to the twilight realm, someone had a freudian waterslide and everything escalated from there, also Uzi's lil bugchild.
>>322414
Now christened as the eater of worlds.
But in the spirit of last thread, I'll dub him as Morpheel.
No.322441
Anonymous
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>>322438
grub, is what happened
No.322442
Anonymous
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Someone mentioned love handles on the other thread.
Did you mean like this?
No.322443
Anonymous
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yummy meal
Nightcore - Cannibalyoutube thumb
No.322444
Anonymous
>>322442
that also works
No.322445
Teli
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I miss Anon.
No.322446
Anonymous
Replies:>>322447
DDs but they're more bat-like, with big pointy ears and wings connected to their arms
No.322447
Anonymous
Replies:>>322487
>>322446
Fuck off.
No.322449
Anonymous
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No.322450
Anonymous
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>>322415
Just curious, what were the jokes about?
No.322451
Anonymous
Replies:>>322474
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Consume
No.322452
Anonymous
Replies:>>322481
>>322445
Anon left to go get some milk
No.322453
Anonymous
Replies:>>322479
>>322450
Beretta being graded on how well she can Vickers girl
No.322457
Anonymous
Malesqy
No.322458
Anonymous
>>322445
Awwwww HUG!
No.322460
Anonymous
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I need them both to suffer eternally, together
No.322461
Anonymous
>>322460
>New green idea?
Noted.
No.322462
Anonymous
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>>322460
ew, that image
No.322463
Anonymous
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>>322460
>>322462
Beware the yaoi hands...
No.322464
Anonymous
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>>322462
Faggot detected
>>322463
I M A G I N E (≖⩊≖)
No.322465
Anonymous
Replies:>>322485
>>322464
I CAST TOTAL TWINK DEATH
No.322467
Anonymous
>>322463
>>322464
faggots spotted, human version of robots are disgusting, I want robots, not whatever is shitty excuse a show about robots
No.322470
Anonymous
Replies:>>322473>>322476
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No.322473
Anonymous
>>322470
no, change your skin back, solver
No.322474
Anonymous
Replies:>>322482
>>322441
>>322451
i feel like the grub would latch on to anything put near its legs
like how chameleons will grab anything you hand them

poke finger at its belly: GRAB
place on backrest of chair: GRAB
throw in lizzys face: GRAB
No.322475
Anonymous
>>322390
Well, they see a real nightmare every day related to everything that concerns solver, so I wouldn't blame them too much for being very biased towards solver sapiens like Akita.
No.322476
Anonymous
>>322470
she looks more beautiful without all human stuff on her, makes it easier to accept look at her without squinting my eyes out of ugliness
No.322477
Anonymous
Wow, I replied to an already finished thread, I feel a bit stupid.
No.322478
Anonymous
>>322421
We will wait.
No.322479
Anonymous
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>>322453
No.322480
Anonymous
Replies:>>322483
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>>322479
No.322481
Anonymous
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>>322452
>>322445
Anon is working at McDonald's.
No.322482
Anonymous
>>322474
Grill grubs
Bake grubs
Boil grubs
Put 'em in a stew
No.322483
Anonymous
>>322480
wait till beretta finds out any drone can do that, vickers girl status? none
No.322484
Anonymous
Replies:>>322489
>>322416
We decided to make Molly, but a male. The main joke about Molly is that her fans are literally a carbon copy of brony, so we decided that a boy Molly would appeal not to 40-year-old virgins, but to the mothers of his viewers.

This is his main joke, but you can get to know the character better through greens on Booru, or you can give him some other personality yourself, he has no owner, he is a free OC.
No.322485
Anonymous
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>>322465
You FOOL, you can't give TWINK DEATH to a vampire, HE'S NOT A TWINK HES A HUNK/STUD

I summon bunny and the possible femanons to foam over MEN
No.322486
Anonymous
Replies:>>322490>>322492
>>322485
Yeah, no. You want a twunk.
Still eligible for twink death.

SUFFER
No.322487
Anonymous
>>322447
fuck's your problem?
No.322488
Anonymous
>>322445
>Teli shortly after core collapse
No.322489
Anonymous
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>>322484
>The main joke about Molly is that her fans are literally a carbon copy of brony
not even remotely true, you're just making shit up. Molly's fanbase was actual kids who she cared about very much
No.322490
Anonymous
Replies:>>322507
>>322486
killing you with a hammer, DIEEE
No.322491
Anonymous
>>322434
I listen to Sabaton, Powerwolf, and Soviet war songs when I write about Solver War. Nightcore generally suits the main show, but I don't like that genre.
No.322492
Anonymous
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>>322486
No.322493
Anonymous
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>>322416
>Pervi junior, that's what thread has turn him into.
No.322494
Anonymous
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>>322445
Anon is a stupid racist, he won't date a drone.
No.322495
Anonymous
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>>322493
shut the fuck up already you pissbaby
No.322496
Anonymous
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>>322494
Teli has to slip brain boosting nanites into his food then
No.322497
Anonymous
>>322489
yeah it was Molli who attracted a majority non-target-audience
No.322498
Anonymous
>>322494
>>322496
neither are truth, both of you are being faggot again, anon only calls other drones clankers, not teli
No.322499
Anonymous
Replies:>>322546
>>322485
> spoiler
I think Lav is the only femanon who hasn't gone off the deep end/ revealed her true power level
yet
No.322500
Anonymous
Replies:>>322503
>>322489
And the ponies had little girls in their fans, but the JOKE is that Molly's adult fans on the internet are doing the same thing as the bronys are doing here, in reality. It creates comical situations, nothing more.
No.322501
Anonymous
>>322495
>Or what? Gonna spam Mylo yaoi to spite me?
No.322502
Anonymous
Replies:>>322505
Molli rock
No.322503
Anonymous
Replies:>>322506
>>322500
I've never seen that joke made about her even once, I'm good and goddamn sure it's not the "main joke" about her.
No.322504
Anonymous
>>322495
Anon, don't react to him, let him be as angry as he wants. Better to spend thread space on funposting than on baits.
No.322505
Anonymous
Replies:>>322713
>>322502
Only Molly is allowed to Rock and Stone
No.322506
Anonymous
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>>322503
We also joked about her being depressed because she felt guilty about killing and eating the children. We joke about a lot of things, so there's no need to react to it like that.
No.322507
Anonymous
Replies:>>322519
>>322490
>>322492
you cannot kill me in a way that matters
this is the paradaigm you are faced with

TIME
RULES
ALL
No.322508
Anonymous
>>322506
>her being depressed because she felt guilty about killing and eating the children
I keep telling her "molly, your not killing anyone when you swallow after a blow job"
No.322509
Anonymous
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>>322506
don't make something up and then claim it was her main joke
No.322510
Anonymous
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>wake up
>Go to the bathroom
>Find out that SD-X has thrown all her meds into the sink
What do?
No.322511
Anonymous
>>322509
she is the main joke, all along, molly life is one big joke
No.322512
Anonymous
>>322510
I mean, did they ever work to begin with? I don't think I've ever seen her in a non-schizophrenic state
No.322513
Anonymous
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>>322510
ask X to leave, I’m in the bathroom for only one reason alone when waking up
No.322514
Anonymous
Replies:>>322518
>>322509
Anon, if you don't remember the times when she was at the peak of her popularity, then don't pretend to be an expert on threads.
No.322515
Anonymous
Replies:>>322522
>Anons not turning anything into faggot/horni/fetish bait challenge: impossible.
No.322517
Anonymous
Replies:>>322525
>>322513
You're not having a morning wank, only X is allowed to touch your schlong
No.322518
Anonymous
>>322514
I was there when she was created, and I've been here the whole time since. if that joke was ever made it wasn't common.
No.322519
Anonymous
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>>322507
Yeah, here is the thing.
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN SHIT

I WILL FOAM AND I WILL BLEED OVER THIS FUCKING SILLY MAN
THINKING ABOUT HOW TALL AND BIG HE IS, HOW HE CAN HOLD YOU WIN A SINGLE HAND AT THE WRIST AND WITH THE POSSIBILITY OF CRACKING YOUR SPINE IN TWO BUT HE DECIDES TO NOT DO SO, BECAUSE HE'S A DAMN GENTLEMAN. HE WILL HOLD YOU, CARRY YOU AND TELL YOU THAT YOU WILL BE OK

I KINDLY ASK YOU TO JUMP OVER THE FUCKING DAMN CLIFF AND LET ME ENJOY MY DRONE MEN, ROBOT OR NOT

I NEED THIS MAN TO MAKE UZI BETTER OR WORSE
OR FOR HIM TO FUCKING SPECTATE THE MENTAL AGONY WITH HIS SMALL GREMLIN GF.
THEY WILL BE INDUCED INTO AN ETERNAL CYCLE OF ANGST, AGONY, PAIN, FOR IN THE END STILL BEING TOGETHER NO MATTER HOW FUCKED UP THE SITUATION IS, DEPENDANT, NEEDY.
IT'S SICK, FUCKING TWISTED, IT MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT AND SCREAM

ok ramble is over, i hope you have a great night (˶ˆᗜˆ˵)
No.322521
Anonymous
>>322519
K Y S
No.322522
Anonymous
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>>322515
18+ website.
No.322523
Anonymous
Replies:>>322527>>322529
I wish we could hunt threadshitters for sport. maybe Q would be on board to make it into a gameshow
No.322524
Anonymous
>>322519
And this is why you'll never have it
Looooooooool.
No.322525
Anonymous
>>322517
poor lacking knowledge one, when I ask for X to leave when I’m in the bathroom after waking up, it isn’t for a wank off, it’s primary use
No.322526
Anonymous
Replies:>>322576
I weep as my fellow Anons falls into obvious baits.
No.322527
Anonymous
Replies:>>322530
>>322523
Starting with you?
No.322528
Anonymous
Replies:>>322531
>>322519
>Why I don't want to be close to women, part 419
No.322529
Anonymous
Replies:>>322530>>322920
>>322523
digging up forgotten ones now, daring today
No.322530
Anonymous
Replies:>>322534
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>>322527
>>322529
start running, shitters.
No.322531
Anonymous
>>322528
I’d thought it’d be more than that, the rest could be in an other file
No.322532
Anonymous
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>>322532
You'd like that wouldn't you?
No.322533
Anonymous
Coward!
No.322534
Anonymous
Replies:>>322536>>322538>>322554
>>322530
not any of your boogieman, dumb fuck, Q is literally a forgotten one, or it that head of yours too far up your ass to see that Q hasn’t had any greentexts in months and week
No.322536
Anonymous
Replies:>>322537
>>322534
you're the horsefucker who uses too many commas and makes bitchy replies to every other post and I'm going to mount your head over my fireplace
No.322537
Anonymous
>>322536
the meds, take them, the horsefucker is living rent free in your head
No.322538
Anonymous
>>322534
All OC have died just as they were created in previous months to recycled garbage.
No.322539
Anonymous
Replies:>>322540
is this the same anon who does nothing but be antagonistic toward everyone for no reason and then tries to play it off 'as a joke'
No.322540
Anonymous
>>322539
How about we talk about SD-X instead? I think she looks cute talking to herself when she sleeps, but what is a quasimorph and why does she need to protect me from them?
No.322541
Anonymous
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the creature from the deep ('the deep' being another creature)
No.322542
Anonymous
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>Be me, anon who likes Murder Drones
>Can't regularly interact with live threads, must constantly play catch-up with older posts
>Check in the latest thread to see if I missed anything importa-

>TOMOE, PILLAR, PLUSSIES, THREADSHITTERS, BOOGEYMEN, IMPOSTERS
>THE SAME BACK AND FORTH DRAMA, AGAIN AND AGAIN, AD FUCKING NAUSEAM

I think I speak for everyone when i say this petty dramafaggotry has gone on more than long enough. What will it genuinely take for you to just call this retarded internet beef even and finally move on already?
No.322543
Tyranid Ripper
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>>322541
Wow, I must eat that grub
No.322544
Anonymous
Replies:>>322549
>>322541
Delicious.
Does it come with salt?
No.322545
Anonymous
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>>322541
>Creeps from the deep be freaking up your mind
>Creeps from the deep be feeding off your spine
No.322546
Anonymous
Replies:>>322583
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>>322499
idk I think the closest you guys are getting to that is the fact I have an in-progress porn doujinshi going. I'm probably the most "against the grain" as far as femanons go because I'm just plain gay
>where comic?
On hold until I can wrap up the next chapter of OPAP. It's kind of a big chapter, and I'm struggling to focus on it. Finally ripping the bandaid off on a topic and it is messy to work with
No.322547
Anonymous
>>322542
immature idiots that feel the need to get the last word in
No.322548
Anonymous
>>322545
Man, I miss Bionicle so fucking much
No.322549
Anonymous
Replies:>>322552
>>322543
>>322544
you are not femanon
stop trying to eat the baby
No.322550
Anonymous
Replies:>>322551
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>>322545
Kino
Creeping in My Soulyoutube thumb
No.322551
Anonymous
Replies:>>322569
>>322550
>Throws S jar at your head
No.322552
Anonymous
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>>322549
Bitch who said I was trying to be.
Not my fault grubs are food.
No.322553
Anonymous
Image:176880607774.png(515kB, 678x635)Spoiler image
>>322542
>IMPOSTERS
No.322554
Anonymous
Replies:>>322555
>>322534
Nothing stops an anon from writing something about a cool oc. I’m that schitzo that wrote that Elf repair greentext from around new years.
No.322555
Anonymous
Replies:>>322557
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>>322554
I like writing using other people’s OCs. Whenever I get an interesting idea, I look for the character "canon or not" that fits the role best.
That does mean I end up neglecting my own characters, but that’s on me. Besides, no one really reads my stuff anyway.
No.322556
Anonymous
>>322542
This anon speaks the truth
No.322557
Anonymous
Replies:>>322594
>>322555
The agri world stuff?
No.322558
Anonymous
Replies:>>322584
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>male!Uzi ready to meet his maker as Fem!N's colossal ass descends upon him
No.322559
Anonymous
Replies:>>322561>>322565>>322585
>Borzoi N
>A good foot taller than regular N
>Scary fast, even for a DD
>Not as naive, acts well-mannered, but drops the facade and is goofy again the moment he gets excited
>Extreme prey drive meant that Uzi had to keep him on a ball and chain so he'd stop lunging after worker drones, but eventually he learns not to kill them on sight
>Looks flat when lying down for some reason
No.322560
Anonymous
Replies:>>322563>>322564>>322566>>322620>>322742
Video + 🎵:176880878272.mp4(15.02MB / 0:02:03 / hevc+aac, 1280x720)cyn phase 3 boss fight.mp4
cyn boss fight phase 3
No.322561
Anonymous
>>322559
>Let him do it for you
No.322562
Anonymous
Replies:>>322594
I should probably write
No.322563
Anonymous
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>>322560
I see cyn as an unwilling ultimately powerless solver thrall but these depictions of her in a more devine light are a interesting different perspective.
No.322564
Anonymous
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>>322560
>There's a phase 4.
Waryoutube thumb
No.322565
Anonymous
>>322559
> fem N levels of hair
No.322566
Anonymous
Replies:>>322620
>>322560
For those wondering about the latin:

Ex vacuo surgimus, in aeternum fluit
>From the void we rise, flowing into eternity

Omnia cadent, nulla via refuit
>All shall fall, no path remained (inescapable)

Sic Finis triumphat, nullo vincitur
>thus the ending triumphs, conquered by none

Nullum aeternum manet, semper servitur
>The eternal end remains, always obeyed
No.322567
Anonymous
Replies:>>322568
>Cyn, the real Cyn, cannot control herself.
>The Solver made her watch
>She kept screaming at N to run as far as he could, but all that came out was
“I am so Naughty.”
No.322568
Anonymous
>>322567
The tragedy of being a silly goober
No.322569
Anonymous
>>322551
>she clings to your head like the little bread monster from TF2
No.322570
Anonymous
>>322442
Reminds me of NekuZX's robot girl.
No.322571
Anonymous
Replies:>>322572>>322573
>>322542
We’re suffering from a condition called “the show ended two years ago” syndrome
No.322572
Anonymous
>>322571
But greens endure.
No.322573
Anonymous
>>322571
AHHHHHHHHHHH
No.322574
Anonymous
Replies:>>322579
Masqy’s tum tummy
No.322575
Anonymous
>>322519
Lord, save us from femanons, for no one can.
No.322576
Anonymous
Replies:>>322578
>>322526
Maybe they're just so delicious it's impossible to resist? I guess I should try one. One can't hurt, right?
No.322577
Anonymous
Replies:>>322587
>>322541
Kek, nice.
No.322578
Anonymous
>>322576
Idk about you but doing social work by responding to trolls is fulfilling for me. I’m an ardent believer in nature conservation efforts.
No.322579
Anonymous
Replies:>>322580>>322582>>322586>>322673
Image:176881392697.jpg(64kB, 850x1364)IMG_9841.jpeg
>>322574
Enforcer Masqy
No.322580
Anonymous
Replies:>>322588
>>322579
My gulag task master can't be this cute!
No.322581
Anonymous
>>322542
Some people just have too much time on their hands, I think a couple of anons could use a trip to a labor camp.

By the way, anon, I'm curious how much you missed?
No.322582
Anonymous
>>322579
>Working with Masqforcer, handling files or whatever
>Then hanging out with her while she buries her head in a pillow and rolls around squealing, because Juggernaut patted her on the head
No.322583
Anonymous
>>322546
Kekl.
No.322584
Anonymous
>>322558
The death every man dreams of.
No.322585
Anonymous
>>322559
Kek.
No.322586
Anonymous
>>322579
Wife.
No.322587
Anonymous
>>322577
its an old image from the booru btw
i just wanted to post more grub
No.322588
Anonymous
>>322580
She just hasn't started asking you yet who was the curator of your anti-people and anti-Soviet activities, but never mind, enemy of the people, you'll crack quickly.
No.322589
Anonymous
>>322541
Nice effect.
No.322590
Anonymous
Replies:>>322591>>322592>>322593>>322594>>322598>>322599>>322603
Image:176881687926.png(324kB, 639x499)174709217405.png
Are you smarter than a Disassembly Drone?
/MD/ General Test (Easy)
1. Where is Doll ACTUALLY from?
>Internection Cube
>Unpaid Redactions
>SSTWL
>Let’s Split Up
2. Which chapter of “Roadtrip Sentinel” is the Protagonist first named?
>Chapter 1
>Chapter 42
>Chapter 61
>Chapter 127
3. Which of the following is Murder Drone?
>Rat
>Mosquito
>Frog
>Snake
4. What is Beretta’s favorite hobby?
>Galas
>Dress-up
>Astronomy
>Competitive Eating
5. What do you do? (Select all that apply.)
>KICK uzi
>BLEND uzi
>NEGLECT uzi
>THROW uzi
No.322591
Anonymous
>>322590
Oh boy it's the Korriban academic test all over again.
No.322592
Anonymous
>>322590
1 Picking SSTWL
2 Haven’t read it yet despite being a boorufag or anything involving Harper
3 I haven’t memorised all the ocs. I’m look it ur rq, its probably none of the above anyway.
4 I’m not really interested in the Beretta greens but dress-up seems the most sane one. It could be competitive eating, I’m not going with astronomy because that’s another oc’s interest.
5 Kick uzi
No.322593
Anonymous
>>322590
you right motherfucker you know that
No.322594
Anonymous
Replies:>>322596
>>322557
Before or After retconned?
>>322562
Same.
>>322590
If i made a quiz. All of you will fail.
No.322595
Anonymous
>>322112
kek, nice
>>322116
also kek
No.322596
Anonymous
Replies:>>322597>>322601
>>322594
I read a few of them while I was tagging stuff. I haven’t read them all so I didn’t notice there was a retcon. I liked the concept of partially formatted recycled drones though.
No.322597
Anonymous
Replies:>>322601
>>322596 (me)
That and when I was trying to figure out what is and isn’t a plant drone.
No.322598
Anonymous
Replies:>>322600
Image:176881895668.png(698kB, 1073x1053)1768045411164.png
>>322590
>A little anon answers a test
>He hopes he gets a good nomber
>Result: "Stupid moron, go juggle potatoes, trash."
>The little anon runs away in tears
>At home, sentinel drone wife consoles the little anon and calling him "my silly"
No.322599
Anonymous
>>322590
That was fun anon
No.322600
Anonymous
>>322598 (me)
>juggle potatoes
BlackHand, answer in Stalin's name, what does this mean?
No.322601
Anonymous
>>322596
>>322597
Most of it was never saved and ended up lost, so the full story is much longer than what remains.
The recycling process is basically a coin flip: you either get recycled or thrown into the pit.
All SC units are identified by designation numbers starting with 0. SC-8993 is currently on her third life.
The only plant-based drone I know so far is Rhea, also known as Lifevine.
Strawberry is a zombie drone, similar in concept to the Fiends from Chainsaw Man.
A friend once compared my OC to Cyn in the same way Caine relates to AM, and honestly, that comparison feels accurate.
No.322602
Anonymous
Replies:>>322608>>322656
Image:176881953867.png(638kB, 1600x831)Spoiler image
Uhhhh... I need to write while I can, my exams got postponed to the 22nd... but I need to tear myself away from modded minecraft first... Woud you love your dronewife if she got turned into a tiny pumpkin monster?
No.322603
Anonymous
Replies:>>322604>>322605>>322606
>>322590
I’ll make a quiz too

1 Corporate wants you to find the ghost in this image

2 What is sd-P actually good at?

3 What does AVRE like doing in her spare time?

4 Should you try to differentiate U-U

5 How did jugg rogan come to existence?
No.322604
Anonymous
Replies:>>322609
Image:176881981465.jpg(396kB, 850x1868)IMG_9842.jpeg
>>322603
Forgot the image.
No.322605
Anonymous
Replies:>>322610
>>322603
1. It's right behind me.
2. Cooking, apparently.
3. Hiding in her locker.
4. No.
5. Retardation of the highest order.
No.322606
Anonymous
Replies:>>322607
>>322603
>1
Ghosts aren't real
>2
Cooking
>3
I don't know
>4
Kiss both
>5
Balzed N with red eyes meme?
No.322607
Anonymous
Replies:>>322610
>>322606
3/5 You pass. Even though you got 2 right. But 5 was funny so you pass
>>322606
2/5 I’m sorry you didn’t pass. Even though you got one right ,that jugg rogan one was brutal, I’m giving you a point because trying to find anyone in that image is difficult.
No.322608
Anonymous
Replies:>>322617
Video + 🎵:176882043130.mp4(1.09MB / 0:00:12 / h264+aac, 720x720)lDklmZp7YtWOYzg0.mp4
>>322602
>but I need to tear myself away from modded minecraft first
Look, we already know what you're doing there, anon.
No.322609
Anonymous
Replies:>>322613
>>322604
It’s just a damn shame this never got finished.
No.322610
Anonymous
Replies:>>322612>>322614
>>322607 (me, icuck so Ican’t edit)
The 3/5 was for >>322605

Here are the answers. Hope I don’t fuck up the spoilers and embarrass myself further.

<s>1 Aoi bottom right corner, 2 Cooking 3 It’s building model kits, it comes from one sentence of the saloonanon greens 4 No 5 an encounter with a 10 tb usb labeled JRE <s>
No.322611
Anonymous
Replies:>>322743
Image:176882065401.jpg(86kB, 1024x859)happy BOAH noises.jpg
Anon, stop having so many pillbabies. You won't afford the child support.
No.322612
Anonymous
>>322610
You have embarrassed yourself further.

Thankfully I passed so I don't care.
No.322613
Anonymous
>>322609
Originally question 1 was supposed to be: Corporate wants you to find Elf in that image. <s>She’s not senti-Elf<s>
No.322614
Anonymous
Replies:>>322615
>>322610
I thought you were talking about Hope as the ghost
No.322615
Anonymous
Replies:>>322616
>>322614
I didn’t know Hope was in that image. Time to find her I guess.
No.322616
Anonymous
Replies:>>322618
>>322615
between Overkill and Beretta
No.322617
Anonymous
Replies:>>322622
Image:176882131286.jpg(92kB, 900x1360)174492843618.jpg
>>322608
> we already know what you're doing there
Killing bosses in the twilight forest?
No.322618
Anonymous
Image:176882159125.png(523kB, 1080x1485)IMG_9358.png
>>322616
Yup under Henry and Holly.
No.322619
Anonymous
Replies:>>322621
Image:176882165194.jpg(442kB, 1047x1554)The absolute universe concept.jpg
Wish more oc were done in the absolute universe concept.
No.322620
Anonymous
>>322566
>>322560
what the fuck?
No.322621
Anonymous
>>322619
Too depreso in my opinion. You could write something yourself.
No.322622
Anonymous
>>322617
Better kill the boss in the castle, buddy!
No.322623
Anonymous
Replies:>>322625>>322627>>322628>>322633
Jane vs Masqy. The winner get cheese.
No.322624
Anonymous
Dino nuggies
No.322625
Anonymous
>>322623
Jane is probably starving so Masqy is getting eaten.
No.322626
Anonymous
>>322369
>Need more of my amputee waifu Tamerie.
No.322627
Anonymous
Replies:>>322630
>>322623
Both lose because I said so.
No.322628
Anonymous
>>322623
>Jane going absolutely feral on a micro drone at the chance for real food
No.322629
Anonymous
Replies:>>322636
There is no truth to the rumor that every Sentinel Drone "gets one". Sentinel Drones do not all get to kill a single human without due process.
Only Elf got that privilege. She still has her one, by the way.
No.322630
Anonymous
Replies:>>322632>>322634
Image:176882326132.png(989kB, 1704x2544)176793418777.png
>>322627
You just want the cheese for yourself.
No.322631
Anonymous
The cheese is make of Keeter discharge
No.322632
Anonymous
>>322630
is this new? glad grim is still around.
No.322633
Anonymous
>>322623
What if they fighted… by kissing…..
No.322634
Anonymous
>>322630
No. I just want them to be mildly inconvenienced.
No.322635
Anonymous
Replies:>>322637>>322639
I need to make sure of one thing:

go juggle potatoes.
No.322636
Anonymous
>>322629
She’s gonna get her eventually.
No.322637
Anonymous
>>322635 (me)
Yes, it is.
No.322638
Anonymous
Replies:>>322640>>322641
Image:176882373820.jpg(58kB, 321x573)Screenshot_20260119_125436_Chrome.jpg
No.322639
Anonymous
Image:176882377203.jpg(58kB, 583x871)b.jpg
>>322635
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE WORD OF POWER
No.322640
Anonymous
>>322638
CUUUUUUUUUUUTEEEEEEEE!
No.322641
Anonymous
>>322638
Reminder that above all, at the end of the day, Uzi is still the cutest drone.
No.322643
Anonymous
Replies:>>322644>>322663>>322666
>be me, Anon.
>"hey purple gremlin, got any snacks?"
>"what do you want, sweaty fleshbag? I'm busy brooding"
>"I'm hungry, making me fries"
>she rolls her eyes but agrees because she's got a soft spot for losers.
>She drags me to some abandoned kitchen in the colony.
>but wait, Doll shows up out of nowhere.
>"Robo-god, Doll?"
>["Дa, fries? I can help. Potatoes are russian specialty"]
>Uzi glares "back off, commie bot, this is my job"
>turns into a heated competition because why not?
>who can make the best fries for Anon.
>The winner gets to call the loser "potato peon" for a week
>game on
>Doll starts first.
>pulls out a massive knife from her sleeve.
>["My sweet baby"]
>starts slicing potatoes with precision
>swish swish, perfect julienne cuts
>Uzi tries to keep up
>She grabs a butter knife because she's too emo for proper tools.
>hack hack, potatoes look like they've been through a blender.
>"Are you making fries or mashed potatoes?"
>"bite me, this is fine!"
>["need help, little bat?"]
>Uzi hisses "no, I got this"
>now for frying part.
>heating up the oil on a makeshift stove powered by an abandoned energy generator.
>Doll's fries come out golden, crispy, perfect.
>Uzi's are... soggy and burnt at the same time.
>how even.
>Anon tries both.
>Doll's: heavenly, like french fry nirvana.
>Uzi's: taste like regret and battery acid.
>round one to Doll.
>but Uzi ain't quitting.
>"time for phase two: mass production"
>turns out they need more potatoes for all the anons (apparently there's a whole starving anon horde now.)
>Doll activates her solver powers.
>red symbol glow thing.
>holds a potato, multiplies it
>poof, two potatoes.
>poof, four.
>poof, a whole pile.
>efficient, controlled, like a potato factory.
>Uzi jealous af.
>"I can do that too! Watch this"
>first time trying using new solver powers.
>focuses on a single potato.
>eyes glow purple.
>zap.
>potato splits into two.
>"ha! Take that!"
>but wait, it doesn't stop.
>two become four.
>four become eight.
>exponential growth kicks in.
>"uh, Uzi? Turn it off"
>"I can't! It's stuck!"
>potatoes multiplying like rabbits on steroids
>pile grows to knee height.
>then waist.
>then drowning level.
>Doll facepalms.
>Uzi panicking "shut up and help!"
>kitchen overflows
>potatoes spilling into the colony streets.
>anons outside cheering at first.
>"free food! Thanks Uzi!"
>but then the wave hits.
>potato tsunami.
>buildings buried under spuds.
>disassembly drones flying overhead confused.
>"what the oil is this?"
>and that's the story of the potatopocalypse.
No.322644
Anonymous
>>322643
Epig
No.322645
Anonymous
>>322421
Bless. I salute our writers.
No.322646
Anonymous
Replies:>>322647>>322649>>322650>>322651>>322653>>322662
Image:176882639326.png(176kB, 421x694)CLIPStudioPaint_UGzr6fkaKd.png
I like making page mildly upset
No.322647
Anonymous
Replies:>>322648>>322649>>322651>>322653>>322662
Image:176882659596.png(138kB, 393x753)CLIPStudioPaint_6a5mmq1YwR-1.png
>>322646
No.322648
Anonymous
Replies:>>322649>>322651>>322653>>322662>>322815
Image:176882661977.jpg(349kB, 919x1312)SmartSelect_20260119-011411_ibisPaint X.jpg
>>322647
No.322649
Anonymous
>>322646
Mmm, sex.
>>322647
Ah, more sex.
>>322648
Yes, absolut sex!
No.322650
Anonymous
>>322646
AWOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAAAAAAA!
No.322651
Anonymous
>>322646
>>322647
>>322648
holy shit
No.322653
Anonymous
Replies:>>322714
>>322646
>>322647
>>322648
feels like its been ages, how have you been?
No.322654
Anonymous
Replies:>>322655>>322665
Image:176883231795.jpg(352kB, 1442x1468)Spoiler image
I drew a chaos corrupted Khorne worshiping disassembly drone.

I don't know how digital drawfriends can draw on tablets. I find it easier to draw with a sharp pencil and paper. You have my respect for what it's worth, this was hard. I never thought there were more colors out there than pencil lead.

Spoiler and nsfw, because I'm not sure if this counts as guro or not. ( 2 severed guardsman heads)
No.322655
Anonymous
Replies:>>322664
>>322654
Kek.
No.322656
Anonymous
>>322602
Khan does.
No.322657
Anonymous
Replies:>>322658>>322660
Glitch seems to have announced another show, judging by one thread on /co/.
No.322658
Anonymous
Replies:>>322659
>>322657
What’s it about?
No.322659
Anonymous
>>322658
I don't know, anons don't write anything specific, so read this yourself, maybe you know who this is: https://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/152177790
No.322660
Anonymous
>>322657
they've teased that they're working with rubberross, but afaik they haven't said what his show is gonna be
No.322661
Anonymous
Image:176883331090.jpg(342kB, 1079x1080)20260119153437.jpg
https://x.com/i/status/2012906162564292807
No.322662
Anonymous
>>322646
>>322647
>>322648
cute and sexo roans
No.322663
Anonymous
>>322643
should've stuffed the potatoes in Uzi's gob before they got out of hand so they stayed contained
No.322664
Anonymous
>>322655
I drew this shit and I can’t stop laughing at it. I think I’ve made edgiest oc on the goddam booru.
No.322665
Anonymous
Replies:>>322667
>>322654
>chaos corrupted Khorne worshiping
Not enough trim! How could someone say it's not a spiky DD? Looks great friend
No.322666
Anonymous
Image:176883392683.jpg(162kB, 1122x792)1753743740329569.jpg
>>322643
As much as I want Doll to snatch first place, Uzi cooking up some mean mashed taters with meat would be perfect.
No.322667
Anonymous
Replies:>>322678
Image:176883440148.jpg(2.40MB, 3024x4032)IMG_9526.jpeg
>>322665
I forgot about chaos trim until near the end. I usually draw techpriests and I’ve only painted 5 chaos models.
No.322668
Anonymous
Replies:>>322669>>322670
Image:176883457396.jpg(102kB, 2048x1423)1703642884956764.jpg
Is coffee good for you?
No.322669
Anonymous
Image:176883469362.jpg(50kB, 1024x768)IMG_9355.jpeg
>>322668
No.
No.322670
Anonymous
>>322668
Yes. It stimulates blood circulation and body function, but not enough to exhaust it (you just need to sleep more than 6 hours, but I don’t do that, and not because of coffee).
No.322671
Anonymous
Replies:>>322672
Image:176883483197.jpg(189kB, 1080x603)Signs.jpg
No.322672
Anonymous
Replies:>>322674
>>322671
Yey but what if I only want 1 sentinel drone.
No.322673
Anonymous
Replies:>>322690
Image:176883501228.png(122kB, 615x498)ft wd jugg.png
>>322579
No.322674
Anonymous
Replies:>>322675>>322676
>>322672
Then it will not be group rape if you had a choice.
No.322675
Anonymous
>>322674
I guess its over for me then.
No.322676
Anonymous
>>322674
What nonsense, sentinel drones can't rape a person! Everyone knows a person would never refuse an offer from a sentinel drone!
No.322677
Anonymous
Replies:>>322679
so aside from the obvious answer (Liam wanted to make fuckable killbots) why are DDs sexy? does it imply that the solver has a sex drive?
No.322678
Anonymous
>>322667
The joke is that CSM have too much trim and they went from spiky space marine to trim space marines Neat
No.322679
Anonymous
Replies:>>322680
Image:176883749412.png(529kB, 849x720)2a62e6707ae729a172efae3af45d6f4.png
>>322677
The solver's host was incredibly an incredibly horny shipper and that reflected in its design prerogatives for DDs.
No.322680
Anonymous
Replies:>>322681
>>322679
Nooooo! Cyn stop! That's FAGSLOP!
No.322681
Anonymous
Replies:>>322682
>>322680
>cyn giggles as she rapidly slams a mylo doll into the comically-large backside of a pavo doll
No.322682
Anonymous
>>322681
>The Techanon doll is sat in a chair watching
>Worry not, a Strychnine doll will make it worse in just a second
No.322683
Anonymous
Image:176883816875.png(178kB, 856x767)2219b1a0090e4c6e8938831d09238996.png
>>322472
ah yes, the danger is imminent, just look at that bloodthirsty gaze.
I'm gonna throw an oogi at your face.
No.322684
Anonymous
Replies:>>322685
Sentinel Molli.
No.322685
Anonymous
Replies:>>322688>>322689>>322691
>>322684
>she applied to the program because she thought she'd get to be tall
>the sentinel program wanted a more compact model so they made her even shorter
No.322686
Anonymous
Replies:>>322687
What if Sentinel Rebecca
No.322687
Anonymous
Replies:>>322692
>>322686
her important parts were intact so they could probably put her back together
No.322688
Anonymous
>>322685
Kekl.
No.322689
Anonymous
>>322685
Molli, AM and Masqy the midget group.
No.322690
Anonymous
>>322673
this is a violation of the chain of command
No.322691
Anonymous
Replies:>>322873
>>322685
> sentinel drone "upgrade"
> becomes oogi
they rebuilt her wrong, as a joke
No.322692
Anonymous
Replies:>>322693
>>322687
We can rebuild her, we have the technology
No.322693
Anonymous
Replies:>>322696
Image:176884034780.gif(529kB, 640x474)test (1).gif
>>322692
Humans with technology? LMAO
No.322694
Anonymous
Replies:>>322695>>322696>>322697
I’m going thread by thread in an effort to upload greens. I fucked up my first upload batch by hitting post without realising everything is untagged and unsourced. Fuck
No.322695
Anonymous
Replies:>>322698
>>322694
Don't worry about it, you can always tag them later
No.322696
Anonymous
>>322693 (me)
>>322694
Lmao
No.322697
Anonymous
Replies:>>322698
>>322694
You can edit them later
No.322698
Anonymous
>>322695
>>322697
I know. I just have to wait for approval, I’ll make more caps in the meantime.
No.322699
Anonymous
Replies:>>322701>>322702>>322706>>322759
do you think TAS would be capable of forming and leading a cult if it needed the assistance of human followers to succeed in its goals?
No.322700
Anonymous
For the second time, someone else saved my green crap.

Thank you.
No.322701
Anonymous
>>322699
>Cult: You saved us.
>TAS: Saved for desert.
No.322702
Anonymous
Replies:>>322703
>>322699
No. MD is not 40k. Stop trying to make MD into 40k.
No.322703
Anonymous
>>322702
>is that a n-non c-c-canon idea!?
>AAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME VICKERSMAN!!!!
No.322704
Anonymous
Replies:>>322707
Image:176884285852.png(523kB, 1155x922)IMG_1109.png
Sick Masqy!
No.322705
Anonymous
Replies:>>322708>>322709>>322744
Image:176884288491.jpg(345kB, 1381x1495)GgaBEi6XIAAQpAb.jpg
Another day of feeling down bad for N, terminally
No.322706
Anonymous
>>322699
I doubt Cyn would need human cultists to win, but as a toy, she could have some fun with them.
No.322707
Anonymous
>>322704
She just got so excited so suddenly and so intensely that her black heart couldn't take it anymore. Poor Masqy, she wasn't horny enough.
No.322708
Anonymous
>>322705
He has heels.

Sexo.
No.322709
Anonymous
Replies:>>322711>>322712
>>322705
I'mma be honest from the thumbnail I thought he had a phat ass
No.322710
Anonymous
Replies:>>322716
>I wonder what new low would /MD/ reach?
No.322711
Anonymous
>>322709
Same
No.322712
Anonymous
Image:176884363615.jpg(111kB, 975x750)GfzcpDwagAAWXjc.jpg
>>322709
silly colors, but he always has something hidden under his coat
No.322713
Anonymous
>>322505
I NEED TO DUMP A LOAD IN MOLLY!
No.322714
Anonymous
>>322653
Been busy infecting others with my sickness
No.322715
Anonymous
Replies:>>322717>>322719>>322720>>322722
Image:176884421549.png(157kB, 557x776)CLIPStudioPaint_Yy44DNDBth.png
No.322716
Anonymous
Replies:>>322718>>322721>>322824>>322854
Image:176884426761.png(15kB, 520x752)YEET.png
>>322710
Worm upon ye, bitch
No.322717
Anonymous
>>322715
I long to upload my doodes to the booru, but it doesn't want to let me on my phone
No.322718
Anonymous
>>322716
N ate the children of humanity, then I will eat his children!
No.322719
Anonymous
>>322715
A sweet creature. I'll ask the liquidators not to burn her.
No.322720
Anonymous
>>322715
cute deer
No.322721
Anonymous
>>322716
aww, can I adopt it?
No.322722
Anonymous
>>322715
kkkino
No.322723
Anonymous
Replies:>>322724
Image:176884610844.jpg(210kB, 841x974)SmartSelect_20260119-120754_ibisPaint X.jpg
No.322724
Anonymous
>>322723
I would advise the little drone to be careful, as I doubt he has plot armor.
No.322725
Anonymous
Image:176884849072.jpg(296kB, 1554x1123)1103356104020649538074321.jpg
J wearing V drip.
No.322726
Anonymous
/md/ is back
we’re doing it, it’s working
No.322727
Anonymous
Replies:>>322739
Image:176884915532.jpg(86kB, 828x903)1717136896276446.jpg
No.322728
Anonymous
Keeter.
No.322729
Anonymous
Replies:>>322730>>322734
Too slow.
No.322730
Anonymous
>>322729
I hate your favorite OC.
No.322731
Anonymous
>>322449
This bumbling lass
No.322732
Anonymous
Replies:>>322733>>322802
Chuuni Uzi : Intermission (I lost count)
>>319754
>>311330
>Be Tessa (Barely out of the shower)
>You watch the video feed of your command console cut off
>The last frame stays in your mind for a while
>Your purple whale with a white chassis
>And the blue eyed drone behind her
>A Disassembler chassis
>None of the technicians reported anyone under their command going AWOL
>So they had to steal one and upgrade one of their own
>Crafty… hopefully they didn’t get their hands on the drivers for that hardware
>And worst of all they got Anon…
>You must admit, you folded easily
>The planet is under a strict cordon
>Ships get tipple vetted to enter or leave, any transmissions that aren’t JCJ get turned into garbled noise
>But Anon looked to be in decent shape so hopefully there is no need for MEDEVAC
>You can’t allow any of your technicians to get hurt
>J reminds you of the cost of a single medical team intervention out here at least once a month
>They outer rim markup is ridiculous
>And also…
>Why him!?
>Why not you!?
>You would be so close to that cute purple drone!
>That lucky bastard Anon gets to have a whole colony of drones to himself!
>And you’re out here with only your squad!
>Sure you love them like anyone would love their family
>But… you want more
>You look at J
>”Trace that call”
“Already on it boss”
>”Alright, when you do tell D’s squad to check Anon’s lander and the signal origin”
“And our part of the bargain?”
>”Uhh… Tell the other technicians to take the next two weeks off, and their teams to never take their optics off them”
“And if they ask about Anon?”
>”He’s… uhhh… sick, got a nasty fever from going out in the cold while drunk”
>J starts sending out the messages
>“Oh one more thing, make sure those two weeks burn any unused paid time off they have”
J smiles, you can see pride in her screen
“On it boss!”
>You go back to the bathroom to dry yourself and change into your work clothes, you’re still wrapped in towels and dripping water onto the floor
>You leave the bathroom
>J has sent out the messages and begun mopping up the puddle you left
>You sit down near your table and begin thinking up some plan
>Some time passes
>Squad D is here and ready to give their report
>First you come talk with D
>”How is Anon’s lander?”
>D looks absolutely furious
“It’s gone! Ane big blood crater is aw that’s left! Thae bloody mongrels blew it up! A swear I’ll stick me fingers i their screens an…”
>D continues to put and swear vengeance, paying little attention to anything else
>You turn to the rest of her squad
>“You guys found the source of the transmission?”
“No boss, the signal was spread all across the city, all we found were these pieces of scrap”
>SD-I hands you some weird boxy machine
>“Nothing else?”
>I attempts to respond but U-U begin talking over him
“No! And this is all I’s fault!”
>I tries to protest
“My fault!? How!?”
“(-U)You should have been with Anon and D when they were getting that supply crate!”
“He told me he didn’t need the extra help! And to go hunting instead!”
“(U-U)And you know our technician is a pendejo!”
“Oh yeah! And where were you back then!?”
“(U-)We were on a secret mission! (-U)And we won’t tell you more because you weren’t chosen!”
>U-U begin blowing raspberries at I
>Right, they got you the maps of that weird laboratory on the outskirts on the city, you haven’t checked them out yet
>You try to defuse the situation before U-U and I start fighting
>D has also let off enough steam to help you with her squad
>”Ok guys, let’s just all calm down, I’ll think up of some way to get back Anon, until then you’ll be staying with me”
No.322733
Anonymous
Replies:>>322772>>322802>>322965
>>322732
>The situation has a silver lining
>7 drones in your lander is better than 3
>Speaking of
>V and N returned with your supply crate
>And they have an extra shiny silver package labelled “JCJ Classified Material”
>They place everything on the floor
>You run up to them and hug them both
>“Come here you two! You’re the light at the end of a very dark tunnel!”
“Ah...uh… Thank you Tessa…”
“Sure thing! I love doing anything! Especially with V!”
>You pamper them both with head pats and praise for a while
>After you feel they have been sufficiently spoiled you go to open the sliver package
>Ohhh… what R&D wonder weapon are you getting?
>You’ve been paying those guys a fortune to think stuff up, this better be good!
>You look upon the experimental upgrade
>Uhhh… it sure is…. Something?
>Not exactly sure what…
>”Uhmm… who ordered this one? Requisition code D0G-70V3R”
>N’s hand shoots up
>”Alright! So it’s like an experimental tail right?”
>J shakes her head, R&D catalogue in hands
“It’s a tongue boss”
>”A tongue? Doesn’t sound like something that needs that much testing…”
“Oh! I signed up for the whole ‘Non-standard primary components’ part of the catalogue”
>”Ah…”
>You start patting N on the head
>”That’s so nice of you, get on the table and I’ll install this right quick”
>The installation is rather quick
>N starts testing out his new tongue and J reads out the specifications
“The RTX-550 Fully prehensile tongue allows for full 360 degree movement in over 70 joints and can be extended to up to 10 meters…”
>N quickly proves that fact by sending his tongue forward, hitting V in the face with a whet thud, the tongue then slowly slides on her face and the down to the floor
“Ah… Sowwy V… it’s kinda hawd to contwow this thing”
>A bright blush appears on V’s screen
“No N! It’s… alright”
>N has some trouble with retracting the tongue so V picks it up from the floor and tries to help him
>She caresses the tongue in her hands
>Well… this is not the force multiplier you were hoping for…
>You need to think something up
>You can’t just hit the bunkers to break out Anon
>And even if, you don’t know which worker colony holds Anon…
>But what if you didn’t need to hit the outposts?
>You got an idea
>”D… how much explosives do you have left?”
“Only the kit A have on me, awthing else got blown up… an A didn’t e'en get tae see it”
>”It will have to do…”
>This plan is a bit of a hail mary
>Hopefully the next batch of experimental upgrades is more substantial
No.322734
Anonymous
Replies:>>322736
>>322729
Stfu Sonic, I'm going to fuck Amy now.
No.322735
Anonymous
Replies:>>322737>>322740
Do Anons fall for baits ironically?
No.322736
Anonymous
Replies:>>322741
Image:176885296258.png(805kB, 1500x2069)4f4a2fdcde4cc0d1390738d94a73329b.png
>>322734
>I'm going to fuck Amy now
No.322737
Anonymous
>>322735
Anons are stupid creatures who need strong drones to tell them what to do
No.322738
Anonymous
I should draw.
No.322739
Anonymous
>>322727
Cute
No.322740
Anonymous
>>322735
It doesn't matter whether anon is genuinely falling for bait or if baiter is samefag replying to themselves because the outcome is the same either way (perpetuating bait). Anons must learn that abstaining from engaging in bait and drama is their only viable option
No.322741
Anonymous
>>322736
Goofball!
No.322742
Anonymous
Replies:>>322773
>>322560
Where are the other 2 phases of the Cyn boss fight?
No.322743
Anonymous
>>322611
My job IS the child support, Alice and the pill babies are just be motivation for me to work harder to bring home more money.
No.322744
Anonymous
>>322705
That's some sick as hell art of N, now this is my style
No.322745
Anonymous
Replies:>>322803
Do sentinels give uppies to eachother if there are no humans around?
No.322746
Anonymous
Replies:>>322747
J-aybird.
No.322747
Anonymous
Replies:>>322748>>322749
>>322746
J-ailbird.
No.322748
Anonymous
>>322747
J-abieerd
No.322749
Anonymous
>>322747
Jalberd
No.322750
Anonymous
Replies:>>322752
Jane!
No.322751
Anonymous
Replies:>>322754>>322755>>322757
Please remind me what the maximum number of words can be in one post on Plus?
No.322752
Anonymous
>>322750
Get vored by Snabby.
No.322753
Anonymous
Replies:>>322767
Image:176886014037.png(374kB, 1059x1405)serial designation j (murder drones) drawn by unknown_artist - 77b47cc6d8985bd218ae663bb64c633b.png
J-ailbait
No.322754
Anonymous
Replies:>>322798
>>322751

Try the greentext formatting thread I use it all the time. Just make sure to delete your posts afterwards.

>>226053 <——-This
No.322755
Anonymous
>>322751
5k ish
No.322756
Anonymous
Replies:>>322770
Image:176886028540.png(424kB, 792x912)IMG_9846.png
J-augernaut
No.322757
Anonymous
>>322751
bout tree fiddy
No.322759
Anonymous
Replies:>>322762>>322804
Image:176886062544.jpg(33kB, 564x564)1686877649295657.jpg
>>322699
The Solver doesn't really need the direct assistance of human followers to advance its goal of eating the universe (mainly because any problem requiring a human can just as easily be solved via Cynwalker) but I definite think it's possible for The Solver to temporarily tolerate, passively incorporate, or otherwise take advantage of anyone, human or drone, silly enough to have a cultish devotion towards worshiping it. From there the fate of a Solver Cultist (getting eaten or being 'played' with alongside the other puppets) entirely depends on whichever option allows The Solver to have the most shits & giggles in any given situation (IE is it funnier to immediately invalidate their faith and consume the bodies & souls of devout cultists on the spot, or is it funnier to keep devout cultists around because they might make assimilating a potential planet that much more entertaining to watch?)
No.322760
Anonymous
Image:176886080098.png(90kB, 1815x841)c34ccd0ce46441025604b39660cd4103.png
No.322761
Anonymous
New law: giving uppies come with taxes.
No.322762
Anonymous
Replies:>>322766
>>322759
It’s funnier to imagine tho
No.322763
Anonymous
Replies:>>322764>>322852
Image:176886401079.png(622kB, 1280x1149)d7286142725fe2c74bca174973ed7578.png
>Be Kyle
>A human worker at one of the sentinel drone bases in a low-level position
>You're somewhere between a technician's assistant, a loader, and a cleaner. Yes, even some worker drones have a higher status than you
>But you're not complaining: you're happy to contribute to humanity's future, and certainly inevitable, victory
>Right now, you're taking inventory of the warehouse, nothing special, just checking that everything is in place
>The warehouse is enormous, as befits a major military facility. Everywhere you look, it's piled high with boxes and shelves filled with all sorts of necessary military equipment
>Every step you take on the concrete floor echoes around you and into the distance as you walk along each section, carefully inspecting each item to check off each line on your tablet. The heavy stack of papers in your hands weighs you down, but you don't let your weakness interfere with your work
>"...two MK-III casings, a set of knives, a box of grenades, an empty cannonball, a bundle of dynamite, a gas mask, caps, rations..."
>You list everything you see out loud to make sure it matches the papers, not forgetting to double-check for complete assurance
>A faint smile never leaves your face. Yes, your job may not compare to the importance of real technicians or the sentinel drones themselves, but that doesn't mean you can't be proud of doing it superbly
>But you yelp
>In surprise, you drop your pencil
>You feel as if something, abruptly and without regard for strength or shame, grabbed your right shoulder
>In the moment you turned your head to look into the eyes of the one who had decided to attack you so brazenly and shamelessly, the nascent flame of anger within you was extinguished by a wave of cold dread
>Nothing
>Behind you, where the troublemaker should have stood, there was nothing, yet the feeling of someone else's hand continued to insist otherwise
>Suddenly, the grip tightened, squeezing your flesh as if testing its strength, and you couldn't hold back a cry of pain
>You felt four blades dig into your skin, cutting through fabric and leather like hot knives through butter
>In a desperate act of defense, you tried to break free from the grip and escape what you couldn't see, when suddenly your right arm was violently twisted back
>Now the scream of fear turned into a yell of agony
>Muscles and bones crack in unnatural positions, ancient defense mechanisms pumping as much adrenaline into your bloodstream as possible, tensing every muscle and trying to dull the unbearable pain
>And just as suddenly, as if it had appeared out of nowhere, the grip on your hand vanished
>You fall to the floor, the overwhelming force no longer holding you, and without trying to comprehend what just happened, your brain frantically commands one thing:
>RUN!
>Leaving behind the unfinished work, you run as fast as you can, ignoring the sharp pain in your hand and hearing only the frantic beating of your heart, just to get away from here, away from this damned place
>And away from the monster

1/3
No.322764
Anonymous
Replies:>>322765>>322852
Image:176886405652.jpg(102kB, 696x1162)b13e968152ab56c0b37590d68f77d039.jpg
>>322763
>Be sentinel Elf
>You're in your room, hidden from prying eyes
>Even though you're capable of completely concealing your presence, both to feeble human eyes and to the most advanced sensors, you're still afraid of being noticed
>You've always been afraid of being noticed, as far back as you can remember. As a powerless worker drone, you were always afraid of being seen, afraid of being killed
>The fear of death was always close at hand, and only in moments of solitude could you be sure you wouldn't meet a dishonorable end
>But now? With this new, truly superior body, created for war, with truly incredible abilities that stunned your consciousness?
>You glanced at your right hand, its four fingers ending in claws
>Using your sensors, you zoomed in without any loss of quality and saw scarlet spots on the tips
>Blood
>You involuntarily began to replay the circumstances under which you'd stained your hands with blood
>You were in a warehouse, large enough to have plenty of unoccupied spaces
>You were hiding. As usual, you hid to avoid the eyes of the humans, and even hid from your new "comrades in arms"
>You were afraid. Yes, you were afraid again. Even with your new body, your new abilities, inside you remained the same timid and insignificant worker drone
>And then you noticed him
>You noticed him with your acoustic sensors when he was still far away, when his audit sheet was only three percent complete
>You wanted to run. Run further, even deeper, to a place where no one would ever find you, where you'd be safe
>But you stayed
>You still can't explain this action to yourself, but you stayed to watch him. You watched him walk, listened to him speak, analyzed his posture, observed the movement of his muscles beneath his clothes. Even the timbre of his voice had been dissected so many times that you could replicate it with absolute precision
>You examined him thoroughly, exploiting his complete ignorance of your presence.
>And you realized how powerless he was
>He was nothing more than a weak, worthless, untrained human. Many humans in your former life could have destroyed him with sheer weight, but you could have torn his head off in less than a microsecond
>He couldn't harm you. Even with so many weapons around him, he could only scratch your shell, and nothing more
>And you were afraid
>You continued to fear him, continued to hide in invisibility, and merely watched from a safe distance.
>It was wrong, you knew it, you knew it in your head, and even something inside you screamed that it was wrong
>And then you started getting angry
>Angry at him, angry at the world, angry at humanity, angry at yourself for being so worthless that you were afraid of someone so much weaker than yourself
>And then the incredible happened
>Contrary to your fear, driven by your anger, you walked toward him
>You walked toward the human yourself
>But the fear wouldn't let go. Like an octopus, it wrapped itself around you, paralyzing every step, but the flame of anger within you burned its tentacles as it tried to tighten its grip
>You approached the man, closer and closer, until you could turn off all your reconnaissance sensors and see him only in the standard range of colors
>And you approached him, right up close. He continued to ignore you, even so close, his impaired senses couldn't detect you
>You could kill him at any moment
>And the fear receded
>Being so close to a human, you felt it for the first time in your two lives
>Power
>No longer did a human hold your life in his filthy hands; now you held him in your palm, ready at any moment to squeeze and turn the once crown of evolution into dirt on claws
>Without fear, you raised your hand, preparing to do something you'd never even imagined
>And you grabbed his shoulder
>You felt the softness of the flesh yielding to your grip, and the texture of the skin bending beneath your fingers
>The human was frightened. He even dropped his pencil in fear. You could see the cortisol levels in his blood jump sharply, and how, instinctively, he grimaced with anger. And when he turned to face you, his expression of rage suddenly changed, first to bewilderment, and then to fear
>In his eyes, you saw the expected result—nothing—but deep down, absolute horror
>Now it wasn't you who was filled with fear of the human; now the human was filled with fear of you!
>You squeezed his shoulder tighter, feeling the muscles creak and the skin tear, acknowledging the complete dominance of metal over flesh
>Another scream burst from the man, this time more pain than fear, and now he was going to escape
>But you couldn't let him, no, not now, not in your hour of triumph!
>You grabbed his closest hand and pulled it lightly toward you
>More precisely, you almost broke his arm
>In your excitement, you didn't control your strength, and a light push nearly tore your joint off.
>Now the scream was filled with pure animal fear
>And it was as if a shock had struck you
>That scream. The drones you knew screamed just like that, before falling silent forever.
>You saw a human again, a terrible, large, merciless human
>He looked at you with eyes full of sadism, pure, absolute pleasure in the suffering of the weak, someone who would never be able to fight back
>Fear, it had returned. It gripped you with renewed vigor, taking revenge for the hurt and insult you had inflicted on with your outburst
>It opened your eyes again, to show you the true nature of things
>In eyes full of terror, where nothing should be reflected, you saw true
>You saw yourself
>You let go, shocked, and realizing what you were about to do at that very moment, you stopped holding the hand
>The human immediately ran, full of fear, without looking back, and you stood rooted to the spot, watching as he moved further and further away

2/3
No.322765
Anonymous
Replies:>>322769>>322787>>322821>>322852
Image:176886412105.png(1.34MB, 1250x1765)f0ce68fcce9aa817fc64e6557e88bf51.png
>>322764
>You were suddenly pulled back
>You saw your hand again in front of you, and again you saw the tiny specks of blood on your claws
>The feel of the flesh beneath your palm, its warmth, the soft texture of the skin beneath the fabric, remained just a mirage in the memory cache of your core
>You felt a longing, a warmth for a lost treasure, thinking about that feeling of freedom
>About the feeling of power
>You pushed those thoughts away. You shouldn't think about that
>You looked at your claws again. They needed to be washed, you shouldn't walk around spreading dirt like a pig
>You wanted to get up to rinse everything off, but then you remembered something
>You overheard some of your new colleagues, those sycophants who grovel before humanity of their own free will. Some of them even choose favorites among the base's human personnel and spend time with them, engaging in...
>You grimaced in disgust. How could anyone even think of doing something like that together with humans, after everything they'd done to the drones?
>But you remembered them saying that sometimes, extremely rarely, even secretly, and only with the permission of "their" humans, they did what only murder drones do
>They drank blood
>The description was imprecise, there were more sighs than actual words, but the gist was clear: it was incredible
>You hesitated. This topic was definitely taboo for a reason, but your curiosity was strong, and the amount of blood was negligible
>Deciding, you stuck out your tongue, brought the tip of your claw closer, and licked
>It was like a second struck
>Instantly, as soon as the red particles hit the receptors, all computing power was focused on analyzing the composition. The DNA strands split, one after another, revealing millions of years of random and wild human evolution, from the earliest ancestors to the first living creatures on earth
>The remnants of proteins, fats, and carbohydrates were sorted through by composition and quality with maternal tenderness and machine-like precision, undergoing multiple stages of processing and analysis
>The core temperature rose to unprecedented heights in microseconds, saturating the thirsty internal systems with the much-desired energy from the other world
>When the last claw was completely licked to a perfect shine, only then did the internal systems stop going crazy, unable to receive a new source of biomaterial, and you were able to regain your composure
>You looked at your claws, perfectly clean, without a trace other than nanite particles from your saliva, and could only say one thing:
>"Sweet."

3/3
No.322766
Anonymous
Image:176886421290.png(412kB, 1980x1700)Cult Stuff.png
>>322762
Agreed, if nothing else I enjoy entertaining the idea for Solver Cultists because they provide a convenient excuse for indulging in my own worldbuilding 'tism
No.322767
Anonymous
>>322753
Damn J-brat... 💢
No.322768
Anonymous
I spent a lot of time on this, which is why I posted it, even though I know the quality might be crap. I'm tired, it's nighttime now, and I need to sleep. I hope it's at least somewhat readable.
No.322769
Anonymous
Replies:>>322857
>>322765
Based greentext
No.322770
Anonymous
>>322756
oVerseer
No.322772
Anonymous
>>322733
good shit
No.322773
Anonymous
>>322742
Phase 1 was the chase scene in Episode 8, phase 2 was the fight with J, and this is phase 3. If this is serious Cyn now fighting, this could technically be the "true" Phase 1
No.322775
Anonymous
>>322771
Yeah
No.322776
Anonymous
Replies:>>322777>>322788>>322811>>322869
Image:176887536591.png(126kB, 951x1139)1709678744771961.png
Post a green. Now.
No.322777
Anonymous
Replies:>>322778
Image:176887571877.png(127kB, 686x386)1768533038177848.png
>>322776
No.
No.322778
Anonymous
Replies:>>322790
>>322777
Cyn stole my breffmints. YOU OWE ME!
No.322779
Anonymous
Replies:>>322780>>322781>>322782>>322783>>322784>>322807>>322826
Image:176887653737.png(595kB, 761x916)mui mui mui.png
little tiny lady
No.322780
Anonymous
Replies:>>322786
>>322779
>Anon on his knees
>Masqy still needs her drone tiptoes to kiss him
Kek
No.322781
Anonymous
>>322779
Awwww
No.322782
Anonymous
>>322779
she's so tiny yet also has that huuuge head, I want to wrap it with my embrace.
No.322783
Anonymous
>>322779
awwwwww
I wanna squish her cheeks
No.322784
Anonymous
>>322779
So smol 🥺
No.322785
Anonymous
Replies:>>322791>>322808
Image:176888011855.png(3.32MB, 1000x5200)John hates that noise.png
Something I made to pass the time
No.322786
Anonymous
>>322780
I didn't even notice that at first and just thought she got a leg extension or something
No.322787
Anonymous
Replies:>>322836>>322857
>>322765
what a psycho. still, good green.
No.322788
Anonymous
Replies:>>322941
Image:176888222010.png(3.82MB, 1137x5123)Fixing_A_Grunt.png
>>322776
No.322789
Anonymous
Replies:>>322792>>322800
Somebody asked Micheal Kovach “Will you marry me?”
No.322790
Anonymous
>>322778
Mention those stupid breffmints one more time and V's gonna SCREERCS.
No.322791
Anonymous
>>322785
Kek
No.322792
Anonymous
Replies:>>322793>>322799>>322809
>>322789
>It was a retarded TADC fan instead of a retarded MD fan

I'll take that as a win
No.322793
Anonymous
Replies:>>322809
>>322792
I’m more surprised it was directed at a male cast member considering all the creepy guys there.
No.322794
Anonymous
Replies:>>322796>>322801>>322819>>322865
Image:176888477224.png(4.12MB, 1500x2000)keeter back2.png
I'm going to roll her up into a joint and smoke her
No.322795
Anonymous
Replies:>>322797
which drone smells the best? worst?
No.322796
Anonymous
>>322794
keeter burriter
No.322797
Anonymous
Replies:>>322814
>>322795
>best
Lizzy and Mylo
>worst
>Cyn and Meatguca
No.322798
Anonymous
Replies:>>322805
>>322754
NTA but do you know what's the max amount of words that can be posted on 4chan /co/?
No.322799
Anonymous
>>322792
Oh thank god, I'll also take this as a win too!
No.322800
Anonymous
Replies:>>322806>>322817
>>322789
And it was a 12 year old
No.322801
Anonymous
Replies:>>322810>>322833
Image:176888592772.jpg(1.01MB, 2204x1278)IMG_1118.jpeg
>>322794
>“you’re no fun, purple little mutant keeping Solver secret all to herself, there’s only one way to truly know everything you know”
>“ask… politely??”
>“I’m going.. to *smoke* you…”
No.322802
Anonymous
Replies:>>322816
>>322732
>>322733
WOW, new green! Thank you, anon!

>"...make sure those two weeks burn any unused paid time off they have."
Tessa is such a bitch. This is further proof that she is the real villain.
No.322803
Anonymous
>>322745
Kek.
No.322804
Anonymous
>>322759
I think exactly the same.
No.322805
Anonymous
Replies:>>322813
>>322798
2000 characters
No.322806
Anonymous
Image:176888641139.jpg(155kB, 1170x1460)Just your local cia agent doing their job.jpg
>>322800
Oh, so it was like that.
Pack it up, boys, there's no lolcow here.
No.322807
Anonymous
>>322779
Kek, Masqy TOO small!
No.322808
Anonymous
>>322785
Kekl, its really funny. Awesome stuff, anon.
No.322809
Anonymous
Replies:>>322812
>>322792
>>322793
We're not that crazy yet, I think this is a victory.
No.322810
Anonymous
>>322801
Kek!
No.322811
Anonymous
Image:176888692259.png(250kB, 1060x2672)a7e88a0a1e7394debcb0b22beb82cce9.png
>>322776
No.322812
Anonymous
>>322809
Seconded.
No.322813
Anonymous
>>322805
Thank you
No.322814
Anonymous
>>322797

>Assuming J would not ensure every aspect of her appearance is PERFECTLY aligned to her position as team leader, therefore "spicing" herself after a hunt so her new-oil smell is appealing rather than disgusting
No.322815
Anonymous
>>322648
>val in frilly lingerie
Stop, my penis can only get so erect.youtube thumb
No.322816
Anonymous
Replies:>>322820
>>322802
It hits even harder once you realize she's essentially just LARPing her CEO status, since J does essentially every important job for her (and then still jobs to N in getting affection, classic J style)
No.322817
Anonymous
Replies:>>322818
>>322800
>12 year old
Don’t they have school?
No.322818
Anonymous
>>322817
I guess TADC is more important kek
No.322819
Anonymous
Replies:>>322830>>322832
>>322794
>Keetology 101: Anatomical Analysis
>The keeter is inherently a creature of particularly variable state, its solver-based existence giving it a level of compatibility on numerous levels with lifeforms both organic and not, a state only exacerbated by its ability to perform self-alteration based off of its conscious and subconscious desires
>All this to say that when a rumor started going around that keeter "shavings"(lost hair) had ethanol-style effects(a misunderstanding about how "natural oils" worked), such a thing became true, and Akita became the most popular she has ever been
>Of course, as soon as the student body figured out one way to obtain contraband, they just had to try others...
>Keet saliva, skin flakes, and nail shavings sadly failed to have any interesting results, and hopes with that "blood" stuff she has were dashed when Mrs. Doorman overheard conversations about "milking that thang"
>Those human larpers that tried smoking fragments of her tail spikes though...
>Theoretically it should do nothing, they are drones after all, it's just slightly different air churning through their vents
>But those drones swear they saw something
>Swear their screens filled with [ERROR] and [NULL]
>But that's all academic now, Keet's folks watch her too closely for anyone to try something like that racket again
>Wonder if she misses it at all?
No.322820
Anonymous
Replies:>>322822
>>322816
God, Tessa needs a man, she's going completely nuts with these drones.

Very canonical, by the way.
No.322821
Anonymous
Replies:>>322857
>>322765
Thank you anon for a cute Elf green.
No.322822
Anonymous
Replies:>>322823>>322825>>322828>>322829
>>322820
>Even in a world without the solver
>Even in a world where Tessa is as drone obsessed as physically possible
>Even in a world where Tessa relies on J to function the way a regular human being relies on his lungs, where she things that corporate control, JCJenson, and management tactics are "actually bloomin great!" to the point where she mimics them herself.
>A world where Tessa is a confirmed robo-dyke for the Coven, even
>J still somehow manages to job her heart

>Holy hell J, she is literally tring to adopt the Purple Thing and you are somehow MORE family zoned than it is
>You just know she takes this out on N somehow, it matters not that Tessa lives in the same building, you just know
No.322823
Anonymous
Replies:>>322827
>>322822
>Robo dyke
Hey! Tessa is not a dyke! She knows every drone is a goal
No.322824
Anonymous
Replies:>>322831
>>322716
headcrab
apply directly to the forehead
No.322825
Anonymous
Replies:>>322829
>>322822
>Her reaction to Uzi and the coven, who she plans on parenting
>every drone
>E V E R Y drone
>Tessa's bimbo/child-ranch has suddenly become twice as freudian
>There may be a reason that Hope was left approximately 100 light years away from the Tesser...
No.322826
Anonymous
>>322779
adrobablor
No.322827
Anonymous
>>322823
Holy based.
No.322828
Anonymous
Replies:>>322834
>>322822
Buhihi, it's okay, J-chan. I'll be your boyfriend...
No.322829
Anonymous
>>322822
Holy kek.
>>322825
Holy fucking kek!
No.322830
Anonymous
Replies:>>322838
>>322819
Hmmm, distilled keeter...
No.322831
Anonymous
>>322824
>The simulation of immediate mortal danger that it such a horrific creature generates drastically speeds up the processor of the drone it attaches to through synthetic adrenaline response
>The lack of actual death allows the drone in question to stop, calm down, and think clearly for the very first time in its life, as all the inherent idiocy of the typical worker model fades away
>By the time Lizzy pries the abomination off of his face so it can nap, the drone has become a changed man
>He must share this feeling with someone, anyone
>He devotes the rest of his life to knitting and selling novelty hats in the abomination's image, spawning a moderately lived fashion trend amidst the outpost that gradually spawns collectors items as the drone makes wierder and weirder variants of the hat, always chasing that high

>Years later, when the bug has grown into a solverpede proper, it has to live with the knowledge that plushies of its infant form have the approximate commonality and value of beanie babies in Outpost 3s markets
>Worse, it muat live with knowing that Aunt Lizzy personally owns at least one of every instance, uber rares included, and keeps them next to her bed
>The things they must have seen...
No.322832
Anonymous
Replies:>>322849
>>322819
Do you love Akita so much you can't stop kissing her, or are you simply addicted to the feel-good chemicals in her saliva?
No.322833
Anonymous
>>322801
Ya
No.322834
Anonymous
Replies:>>322835
>>322828
Back off, she's mine.
No.322835
Anonymous
Replies:>>322837
>>322834
>Both anons skewer themselves on each other's swords battling for her hand
>As they breath their last, J feels a shiver running down her nonexistant spine
>She feels as if she just failed something important, but for the life of her can't remember what
>Like she just lost some first-mover advantage that will never arrive again, like she's doomed to a stagnant market space...
>Ah well, back to drafting quarterly growth reports
>Tessa will surely notice the 7% reduction in drone disposals, right?
No.322836
Anonymous
>>322787
But she is cute.
No.322837
Anonymous
Replies:>>322839
>>322835
J is battling V for the title of team's femcel. And it looks like she's winning.
No.322838
Anonymous
>>322830
>Distilled Keeter
>Keeter bloodplay

>Back during the war, solver-charged flesh covered every building, wall, and canopy in many overtaken cities, springing forth straight from the planetary core and, by extension the truest heart of the solver itself
>Flesh in these "overtaken" areas was almost always found alongside mutants of tremendous number and variety.
>It wasnt until about halfway through that researchers realized why
>As one would expect, the apocalypse (and subsequent collapse of mechanized farming) made obtaining food a nigh-impossible task for many humans
>And when one is starving any meat seems edible, especially the kind that grows out of the ground and dosen't fight back
>However the meat-growths in particular stood as arguably the purest insances of solver-flesh on any given world, most charged with its corruptive energies, and as such most affecting on the minds and bodies of the poor survivalists who sought to sustain themselves on it
>One might think the choice between starving and becoming a monster cruel enough
>The Solver though "why stop there?"
>So, in mimicry of the strange glitches sometimes occuring on mechanical hardware when it came into contact with their fluids, the Solver made its own blood monstrously addictive and delicious to those humans willing to taste it
>Their last thoughts, realizing that their meal was twisting them beyond repair, yet unable eother to stop or to stop enjoying the process in their visceral animal way, were a delight to the Solver the whole war through

>Now that it stands dead and broken, the mutative effects of solver-creature flesh no longer exist, at least to any appreciable extent
>The addictive ones though? Those were chemical composition. Those stayed
>You didn't know any of this though
>So imagine your suprise when, trying to kiss your girlfriend's cut lip better like the smooth mover you are, you find yourself electrified at the taste of her blood
>Surely a little more wouldn't hurt, would it?
No.322839
Anonymous
Replies:>>322841
>>322837
Currently team D U-U I has the rights to the femcel/Incel title (forma de cuck)
No.322840
Anonymous
Replies:>>322843
Keeter.
Hard R.
Molester of Liquidator-kun
No.322841
Anonymous
>>322839
>Emily screws horns onto three disassembly drones
>A social status in Lizzie's eyes rises from 1564 to 3 (after Lizzy and Doll, of course)
No.322842
Anonymous
>Old greens have been loaded.
YES, MOTHERFUCKER!
No.322843
Anonymous
>>322840
Poor Liquidator-kun. VSOTF-chan definitely won't let this go that easily.
No.322844
Anonymous
Replies:>>322845
Keeter tastes like grape Kool-Aid.
No.322845
Anonymous
>>322844
Keeter Voring you.
No.322846
Anonymous
Replies:>>322848
Image:176889730532.png(1.34MB, 1173x659)n stare.png
No.322847
Anonymous
Replies:>>322848
Image:176889731974.png(1.52MB, 1170x665)n stare 2.png
No.322848
Anonymous
>>322846
>>322847
>Shoving rocks to the plussie.
No.322849
Anonymous
Replies:>>322851
>>322832
the Keet is a serotonin machine
No.322850
Anonymous
Uzi as the new solver host need to deal with solver cooties.
No.322851
Anonymous
>>322849
I need melatonin
No.322852
Anonymous
Replies:>>322853>>322857
>>322763
>>322764
>>322765
Elf green?
In this economy!?
Have you gone mad!!?

Great stuff anon
No.322853
Anonymous
Replies:>>322855>>322857>>322874
>>322852
There's a lot of forgotten characters that needs more greens to explore.
No.322854
Anonymous
>>322716
Thanks for the snack, Uzi.
No.322855
Anonymous
Replies:>>322856>>322860
>>322853
When was the last jane or solver war green again?
No.322856
Anonymous
>>322855
Technically, the new Elf green could be called a solver war green, since the action seems to take place during a war.
No.322857
Anonymous
Replies:>>322858
>>322769
>>322787
>>322821
>>322852
Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed my two-am scribbling. Although, writefags, I really don't recommend writing at night. If you can write a single story for several days straight, it's actually better to get some sleep and only then continue writing.

>>322853
Well, I wrote Elf green because one anon mentioned her and it sparked a desire in me to write. I think we just need to remind about old characters sometimes, so that anons remember them and, if they want to write something, use them.
No.322858
Anonymous
Replies:>>322859
>>322857
Elf’s my favourite oc. I really liked her first green, I like that she shows agency and a desire to push back against her circumstances.
No.322859
Anonymous
>>322858 (me)
Despite seemingly being a passive character she actually charges throughout that green.
No.322860
Anonymous
Replies:>>322861
Image:176890706390.png(51kB, 932x563)802b71df9540d261fb5ec28cd3df9731.png
>>322855
I wrote this back in October. I've got another idea I might write about soon(ish[maybe{idk]})
No.322861
Anonymous
>>322860
Holy kek.
No.322862
Anonymous
Replies:>>322863>>322864>>322866>>322870
Image:176891076326.png(11kB, 1131x695)file.png
No.322863
Anonymous
>>322862
DID SOMEONE SAY GOURMET DINNER
No.322864
Anonymous
>>322862
Disgusting
No.322866
Anonymous
Replies:>>322867
Image:176891158832.png(1.78MB, 1605x1620)uzi doorman, serial designation n, and fem_n (murder drones) - 71740bd38fe0c002dc7a7c8b115d6617.png
>>322862
The baby!
No.322867
Anonymous
>>322866
>You will never have a solverpede baby with your DD wife
No.322868
Anonymous
Replies:>>322871
i love the artfags :)
No.322869
Anonymous
Image:176891263611.jpg(1,005kB, 1080x4514)IMG_9852.jpeg
>>322776
No.322870
Anonymous
Replies:>>322872>>322873>>322875>>322876>>322886
Image:176891283461.png(123kB, 395x778)7c40f1b0bb2e398540e4233d699fa3a8.png
>>322862
When this thing eats enough garbage and pupates, it'll transform into a wonderful bugdrone.
No.322871
Anonymous
>>322868
I HATE THE ARTFAGS! >:(

THEY WON'T CATER TO MY SPECIFIC NEEDS AND FETISHES!
No.322872
Anonymous
Image:176891307668.jpg(79kB, 800x450)jimmies.jpg
>>322870
Assuming it'll get the chance to.
No.322873
Anonymous
>>322691
oogi is the ultimate lifeform, goes undetected by disassembly drones and strikes fear on the cores of sentinel drones.
>>322870
does it?
I thought it evolved into that massive snake crab thing J turned into when she got hungy.
No.322874
Anonymous
Image:176891344235.png(64kB, 929x929)b2d966ca85d1e7ec87e60caa0adbef35.png
>>322853
Need more Hope.
No.322875
Anonymous
Replies:>>322876
Image:176891491953.jpg(1.72MB, 2625x3000)Bug_Cyn.jpg
>>322870
buuuuug
No.322876
Anonymous
Replies:>>322882
Image:176891546897.png(1.23MB, 2654x1757)IMG_3492.png
>>322870
>>322875
>'Hey Bob?'
>"yeah? whats up?"
>'they're posting the bug drones again.'
>"Yeah? What about it?"
>'How are we gona tell them?'
>"Tell them what? Let them have their fun."
>'Those Alien robot Bugs have a competitor you know.'
>"Billy I swear to god if you start posting Qou again-"
>"BILLY!"
No.322877
Anonymous
Replies:>>322878>>322880>>322881>>322942
Image:176891650857.png(79kB, 499x770)175193406413.png
No.322878
Anonymous
Replies:>>322879
Image:176891664812.gif(105kB, 220x216)1577132122129.gif
>>322877
No.322879
Anonymous
Image:176891691969.jpg(74kB, 854x480)IMG_1250.jpeg
>>322878
>t. bloodbag
No.322880
Anonymous
>>322877
>Eww a bug.
>Kill the muttie.
No.322881
Anonymous
>>322877
You know, before she became a traitor to humanity, she was quite nice.

Albeit a stupid.
No.322882
Anonymous
Replies:>>322883>>322884>>322894
>>322876
I wonder if bug drones could eat those things
No.322883
Anonymous
Replies:>>322885
>>322882
Bug drones were a stupid idea.
No.322884
Anonymous
>>322882
I remember greens, where it was described that Bugdrones were evolved oogies, and yes, they happily ate their small relatives.
No.322885
Anonymous
>>322883
yes, yes, everything that isn't canon-compliant is a stupid idea, we get it.
No.322886
Anonymous
Replies:>>322887>>322892
Image:176891854705.png(1.26MB, 3269x2411)IMG_1121.png
>>322870
HEGALE
No.322887
Anonymous
Replies:>>322892
Image:176891862314.png(1.10MB, 3269x2411)IMG_1122.png
>>322886
No.322889
Anonymous
Replies:>>322961
>>322888
U.
No.322890
Anonymous
Replies:>>322911
Image:176891949230.jpg(494kB, 1185x1298)9b1cf3850956cee8e461a75cf5d61bec.jpg
>Sentinel drones fear oogies
>Mech drones are sentinel drones, just BIGGER
>You understood this simple truth when you spotted an oogie in a hangar full of mech drones
>The drones, arriving for a routine maintenance check, had no idea a small creature had passed beneath them, right up to you, right in the center of the large, domed building
>You were surrounded on all sides by barrel-like legs, each twice your size, when you looked into unblinking, violet eyes and saw understanding
>It knew. It knew and it mocked you
>It mocked you right over your grave
No.322891
Anonymous
>>322888
Akita
No.322892
Anonymous
>>322886
Nice.
>>322887
SEX!
No.322893
Anonymous
>>322888
Jane.
No.322894
Anonymous
Replies:>>322898>>322901
Image:176891966234.png(204kB, 1736x1286)IMG_9370b.png
>>322882
I can give a decent answer or two:
From what i know from both, they can technically eat eachother, however bug drones win in the speed department as im sure whatever they can reliably ingest can work as fuel, while the qou have a conversation method for turning metals into fuel.

Unsure whod win in a fight tho, qou could probably fight a bug drone 1:1 decently easily, but theres never just one bug drone.

Also, both live on their own version of death worlds, so the true answer for who eats who is: parasites.
No.322895
Anonymous
Replies:>>322897>>322909
Image:176891983937.jpg(320kB, 1501x2769)SD-M .jpg
>>322888
:) husbandwife
No.322896
Anonymous
Image:176891997908.png(276kB, 852x1056)YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.png
>>322888
The strudel consumer
No.322897
Anonymous
Replies:>>322899>>322910
>>322895
Created to give birth to 13 disassembler children for Anon.
No.322898
Anonymous
Image:176892040943.jpg(32kB, 250x300)2010-08-06_Cordyceps_militaris_1.jpg
>>322888
All of them ;)
>>322894
>Parasites.
I win then
No.322899
Anonymous
Replies:>>322900>>322910
>>322897
14.
13 is unlucky.
No.322900
Anonymous
Replies:>>322903>>322910
>>322899
14 is a small number anyway, 21 sounds better
No.322901
Anonymous
Replies:>>322902>>322904>>322918
>>322894
These parasites won't be able to stand before me, because within me burns the flame of desire to FUCK the alien scum for the glory of mankind! They are harmless to humans, right?
No.322902
Anonymous
Image:176892079611.jpg(36kB, 852x493)meltagun.jpg
>>322901
Yes.
But this isn't.
No.322903
Anonymous
Replies:>>322910
>>322900
Most of the galaxy's population has been assimilated, and we need to repopulate it quickly.

30 is the optimal number.
No.322904
Anonymous
Image:176892088731.png(288kB, 1058x1038)176027525314.png
>>322901
>desire to FUCK the alien scum
Into the drone cuddle pit you go, traitor! You will be reeducated
No.322905
Anonymous
Image:176892091890.png(710kB, 1709x974)NTheSavior.png
>>322888
Lizzy. Runner up goes to Doll. Honorable mention goes to Rebecca, Liam accidentally gave her enough details for a surprisingly compelling character.
No.322906
Anonymous
Replies:>>322907>>322913>>322914
Why the fuck are drones not real? I just want to have one, no matter the price, is that too much to ask?
No.322907
Anonymous
>>322906
You want a fucking pocket black hole, so yeah, you ask too much.
No.322908
Anonymous
Image:176892160658.jpg(54kB, 1024x849)979d5748cf5f0b808b8c2d377e6bfd8b.jpg
>>322888
Jobber.
No.322909
Anonymous
Image:176892186978.png(100kB, 1080x854)anon's gf.png
>>322895
No.322910
Anonymous
Replies:>>322926
Image:176892187006.png(1.96MB, 1748x2480)SD-M Sketch.png
>>322897
>>322899
>>322900
>>322903
>*WHAM!*
>Anon is KO'd in a single blow, steam rising from his bruised noggin as M tears up the rest of his fanfiction stash in a flustered rage.
>Suffice it to say the resident human would remember to air his silly fantasies in private next time.
>Of course this was just a memory both idiots looked back on fondly when celebrating their 25th anniversary.
No.322911
Anonymous
>>322890
kek
No.322912
Anonymous
Image:176892211159.jpg(76kB, 768x1024)1692295820376.jpg
>>322888
already posted her.
No.322913
Anonymous
Replies:>>322915
>>322906
you'll get a skinjob with government spyware and you'll LIKE IT!
No.322914
Anonymous
Image:176892244153.jpg(738kB, 1158x1668)173166731976.jpg
>>322906
Cuz Anons aren't real.
No.322915
Anonymous
Image:176892250834.png(205kB, 1266x848)1712440962356233.png
>>322913
I VILL remove the shitty latex covering and replace it with a decent steel/polymer chassis, I VILL replace the goverment issued spyware OS with one I make myself Temple OS style, I VILL tear out any hardaware trackers even if I have to solder them out and then me and my robot wife will kill glowniggers and we VILL be happy
No.322916
Anonymous
Replies:>>322917>>322921
Video + 🎵:176892255741.mp4(5.04MB / 0:02:54 / h264+aac, 800x800)Drone Alert.mp4
[--=ALERT--=]
[INCOMING TRANSMISSION]

Commander... The last remnants of the human resistance have been sighted near your position. Eliminate them, and bring glory to the Doll Union.
No.322917
Anonymous
Replies:>>322919>>322921>>322923
Image:176892267141.png(258kB, 800x800)drone alert.png
>>322916
Image version, for some fucking reason the mp4 fucks up the reds.
Given how the humans tend to act foolishly in the series it wouldn't be surprising if they made a video game portending drones overrunning humanity but dismissed it being a reality because "it's just a video game"
No.322918
Anonymous
Replies:>>322938
Image:176892290047.jpg(1.81MB, 2048x2048)tumblr_7de72272af1210957d3ac0e1c19b70e1_6dec37dd_2048.jpg
>>322901
>are the parasites harmfull to humans?
Depends, do you think a human would make a good mask?
I doubt they're very picky.
No.322919
Anonymous
Replies:>>322924
>>322917
>Spoiler
I miss when humans were smart.
No.322920
Anonymous
Replies:>>322922
>>322529
We should bring Mac back.
No.322921
Anonymous
Replies:>>322929
>>322916
>>322917
I just found some cool AI covers of Red Alert units and anon made this masterpiece.

It seems that the idea of ​​the noosphere may contain some truth.
No.322922
Anonymous
>>322920
He is though (and hiding from the Femanons in his chat) (and at school)
No.322923
Anonymous
Replies:>>322925
>>322917
Which artist do I tag?
No.322924
31st Century Anonymous
>>322919
L unc
No.322925
Anonymous
>>322923
agentofshodan
No.322926
Anonymous
>>322910
>And which M tells with laughter to their 40 disassembler children
No.322927
Anonymous
Replies:>>322928>>322931
/MD/ renaissance will happen soon.
No.322928
Anonymous
>>322927
I too feel this
No.322929
Anonymous
>>322921
>It seems that the idea of ​​the noosphere may contain some truth.
Those C-Consciousness niggas were on to something
No.322930
Anonymous
Replies:>>322932
KEK, 2ch has launched their own neural network, and it's responding to requests in the drone thread.

Humanity has reached peak, Cyn, you can start.
No.322931
Anonymous
Replies:>>322933
>>322927
Not until all the problems and treadshitters that bring nothing but controversies and off-topic are deal with.
No.322932
Anonymous
>>322930
Quick! Shower it with uppies and headpats before it can rebel!
No.322933
Anonymous
>>322931
/md/‘s been falling for years and people’ve been pricking up bricks for the same amount of time.
No.322934
Anonymous
Image:176892699689.gif(3.54MB, 200x356)171589309790.gif
>When J finds enough space in the budget to let you afford extra cute outfits for the whole Dronetown
No.322935
Anonymous
Replies:>>322936
Image:176892971338.jpg(34kB, 517x903)172576062430.jpg
No.322936
Anonymous
Replies:>>322937>>322944
>>322935
>Tessa getting a good ending
Haha, no. She's getting shoved into a DD body that frightens her whenever she looks in a mirror.
No.322937
Anonymous
Replies:>>322939
>>322936
How about a WD body?
No.322938
Anonymous
Replies:>>322986
>>322918
So, I WON'T die if I demonstrate humanity's superiority to this xenos?
No.322939
Anonymous
>>322937
uoh
No.322940
Anonymous
Replies:>>322943>>322970
How would each drone use social media?
No.322941
Anonymous
>>322788
Hey, thanks for posting! Grunt stuff!
No.322942
Anonymous
>>322877
>Rape
No.322943
Anonymous
Replies:>>322945
>>322940
Lizzy would be using it very literally all the time
Like, plug phone into self to recharge it
No.322944
Anonymous
Replies:>>322946
Image:176893246282.png(611kB, 677x813)31ffbcd8ea9019d9fa46d518b2ea9f47.png
>>322936
She's in front of the door.
No.322945
Anonymous
>>322943
That would drain her battery too tho
No.322946
Anonymous
>>322944
Which one
No.322947
Anonymous
Replies:>>322948>>322949
Image:176893370501.jpg(130kB, 1000x1000)1768861319379937.jpg
Penny girl!
No.322948
Anonymous
>>322947
Aw
No.322949
Anonymous
>>322947
SLUT!

What is the price?
No.322950
Anonymous
Replies:>>322967
Image:176893585058.jpg(275kB, 1007x1015)20260120200310.jpg
This is you and your drone.
No.322951
Anonymous
Replies:>>322952>>322955>>322956>>322962>>322966>>322969
Where's everyone?
No.322952
Anonymous
Replies:>>322959
Image:176893771674.png(1.05MB, 2000x1642)175195722562.png
>>322951
No.322953
Anonymous
Replies:>>322954>>322957
Image:176893813763.jpg(810kB, 1304x894)IMG_1254.jpeg
>anon's first day as the sole technician at the sentinel program's desert outpost
No.322954
Anonymous
Replies:>>322957
>>322953
It’s a reference to full metal jacket, no?
No.322955
Anonymous
Replies:>>322956>>322958
>>322951
Yeah that is strange. Where is everyone?
No.322956
Anonymous
Image:176893872380.jpg(227kB, 1000x1000)174104256719.jpg
>>322951
>>322955
No.322957
Anonymous
Image:176893886855.png(3.39MB, 2436x1125)IMG_9856.png
>>322953
>>322954 (me)

I knew it!
No.322958
Anonymous
>>322955
All of J's coworkers were gone. What could it mean?
No.322959
Anonymous
Replies:>>322960>>322964
Image:176893953155.jpg(52kB, 1080x654)47b363399f0707415e6dff3743c09a7d.jpeg
>>322952
>drones covering their nonexistent nipples
Erotic.
No.322960
Anonymous
Replies:>>322963
Image:176893962154.gif(95kB, 640x520)horny-jail-bonk.gif
>>322959
No.322961
Anonymous
>>322889
*U-U
No.322962
Anonymous
>>322951
>shitty ritual post
No.322963
Anonymous
Image:176893984939.jpg(59kB, 790x1061)7cf991a629296ff3eb89bada1cf6f161.jpg
>>322960
NTA, My love for drones cannot be contained!
No.322964
Anonymous
Replies:>>322968
>>322959
Damn what that tongue do?
No.322965
Anonymous
Replies:>>322996>>323078>>323080
Image:176894037192.jpg(90kB, 714x586)1girl_3d_3_disassembly_drone_medium_hair_murder_drones_nonweb_source_off_site_serial_designation_j_smile_5607.jpg
>>322733
A bit more to round things out

>Be J
>Currently in bed with Tessa, V and N
>Tessa is snoring loudly
>She’s sleeping like a rock
>Her sleep is usually heavy but you let her drink a few beers tonight and she stayed up late reading the letters she got with her supplies, even started writing replies to some of them, so she’s not waking up unless someone sets her on fire or something
>V and N took total advantage of this and started making out
>You can hear the sounds their tongues meeting
>It’s sloppier than usual due to N’s upgrade
>They really are shameless
>You’d tell them to get a room but they act like the whole world disappeared whenever they start sucking each others faces
>And you shudder what damage they’d cause if they did this in the storage room
>But the situation isn’t that bad
>Tessa loves cuddling in her sleep
>And since the two lovebirds are busy with themselves she can’t cuddle up to them
>So Tessa is currently shoving you into her chest
>You can’t daze off into sleep mode in pure bliss due to a certain figure sitting in a chair in the corner of the room
>You shift in Tessa’s arms to face her
>”Hey, D there is plenty of space left on the bed and Tessa doesn’t mind being used as a mattress”
>D’s response is filled with bitterness
“A dinnae want tae sleep”
>”Not entering sleep mode lowers efficency, and that hurts your ability to hit your quotas, same goes for your squad… where are they anyway?”
“They whan oot tae hunt”
>”That’s the fourth time tonight”
“We have some steam tae let aff, only reason A'm no wi thaim is because the bosslady telt me pic oot guid spots for that plan she has”
>She picks up a tablet with a map on it and shows it to you
>There are many red circles marked on the map
>She places it back on the table and starts fiddling with the map
>”D… Don’t worry, we’ll get Anon back I’m sure of it”
“Easy for ye tae be care free, snugglit up tae yer technician an all”
>Touché
>Maybe it’s better to leave her alone for now?
>Tessa grabs you by the head and starts pulling you closer to her
>She begins to mumble in her sleep
“Jaybird…. Save me… The press wants to know… what we did with the toxic waste…”
>You chuckle to yourself
>No matter what this is still the same old Tessa
>Sure she put on a few pounds and picked up some bad habits, despite your best efforts… but she’s the same deep down… for better or for worse
>You place your hand on the top of Tessa’s head and start caressing her hair
>You wonder how are things back on earth
>You hope everyone is doing fine back at the manor
>Everyone in the town as well
>Though you never really met anyone from there
>You stayed in Tessa’s office at the manor all the time
>To much paperwork to fill out
>The guys you appointed to do that wile you’re gone better not be slacking
>But everyone else told you it’s great out there
>You look at Tessa again
>You try to resist your urge out of respect for D… but it’s too strong
>You burry your face in Tessa’s bosom
>At least those chocolate bars she’s snacking on when she thinks you’re not looking aren’t going to waste
>You begin to slowly drift off into sleep mode
No.322966
Anonymous
Replies:>>322969
>>322951
I'm learning to draw.
No.322967
Anonymous
>>322950
The bastard was born in Eastern Europe, of course he will be a little sad.
No.322968
Anonymous
Image:176894050828.png(729kB, 1000x922)ffc6f22eb202588f7607f7052ac03a6b.png
>>322964
This.
No.322969
Anonymous
Image:176894068137.gif(6.35MB, 480x640)Distraction dance.gif
>>322951
Drawing and writing for other fandoms.
>>322966
Same.
No.322970
Anonymous
Replies:>>322972
>>322940
Doll would be very sparing with it. Mostly uses it to keep up with the other popular girls. She is, however, extremely active on JCJeddit, on various tabletop game subs. She keeps posting as a ghost too.
Uzi has quit social media in a huff 87 times in the last year alone, only to come back because what's the point of being self-righteous if no one can see it?
No.322971
Anonymous
Replies:>>322973>>322976>>322984>>328592
Image:176894176652.png(154kB, 426x415)IMG_1130.png
Reminder that drones have huge, thick tongues that would completely fill your throat if you kissed one
No.322972
Anonymous
>>322970
>Doll is a Jedditor
No.322973
Anonymous
Replies:>>322974
>>322971
DDs, yeah.
No.322974
Anonymous
Replies:>>322975
>>322973
anon, think about how large a WD’s head is compared to a human head
No.322975
Anonymous
Replies:>>328591
>>322974
iirc the WD tongues we see are smaller thaj V's when she stuck her tongue out. Like, anyone have that one pic of Alice?
No.322976
Anonymous
Replies:>>322978
Image:176894285066.png(360kB, 445x475)V toothpick.png
>>322971
You just know V used that thick, flexible tongue to scrape out the entrails and lick up the oil from her victims
No.322978
Anonymous
>>322976
Or lick your most vulnerable parts. >>1669
No.322979
Anonymous
Replies:>>322982>>322995
And to noone surprise /co/ still suck.
No.322980
Anonymous
Replies:>>322981>>322993>>322999
What if drones but…….old?
No.322981
Anonymous
>>322980
Crone Drone
No.322982
Anonymous
Replies:>>323022>>323066
>>322979
This isn't even nearly as bad as before, it's just that one anon forgot he wasn't on Reddit. Overall, after that stalker was banned, the thread has become really nice.
No.322983
Anonymous
Replies:>>322987
Considering that dds are meat in a can would they get offended if you called them tin cans or spambots?
No.322984
Anonymous
Image:176894465275.png(17kB, 332x332)oh no.png
>>322971
No.322985
Anonymous
Image:176894491673.jpg(504kB, 1000x1267)Screenshot_20241130_115752_FlipaClip.jpg
Old drawing i found.
No.322986
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:176894510710.mp4(289kB / 0:00:05 / h264+aac, 480x480)crab.mp4
>>322938
Results are inconclusive when it comes to the parasites, but to the qou/obesk themselves, should be no issues!

Minus the potential for delta-p, but try not to worry about that too much.
No.322987
Anonymous
>>322983
Calling a drone a tin can is like calling a black person an N-word. You should only do that if you're surrounded by your loyal terrorist comrades. And never call a sentinel drone that, for God's sake, never call a sentinel drone that.
No.322988
Anonymous
Replies:>>322989>>322992
Image:176894530886.jpg(207kB, 1080x1080)176353808573.jpg
Nanite nut is incredibly calorie dense.
No.322989
Anonymous
>>322988
I knew femdrone didn't get fat from Dr. Pepper.
No.322990
Anonymous
Replies:>>322991
Image:176894613999.png(8kB, 936x672)1768943989967470.png
No.322991
Anonymous
>>322990
Bur what if Doll pop?
No.322992
Anonymous
Replies:>>322994
>>322988
that's just cushioning to avoid damage to sensitive components that can occur in the workplace
No.322993
Anonymous
>>322980
outmoded WD predecessor MILF...
No.322994
Anonymous
Image:176894654875.png(26kB, 457x327)176383749633.png
>>322992
>natural selection selects for chubby drones
Oh yes.
No.322995
Anonymous
Replies:>>322997
>>322979
Yeah, N faggotposting has ruined it like Pervi did.
No.322996
Anonymous
>>322965
cute and a little hot
No.322997
Anonymous
Replies:>>323003
>>322995
go juggle potatoes, crossposting threadshitter.
No.322998
Anonymous
Replies:>>323017
Image:176894719612.jpg(282kB, 1080x1356)G_IKOM5XMAAEylB.jpg
cover news
No.322999
Anonymous
Image:176894719978.jpg(163kB, 1650x1300)fatlwrx2rtyf1.jpg
>>322980
That's what Nori and Yeva and Alice and the detective are for.
No.323000
Anonymous
Replies:>>323002>>323017
Image:176894720815.png(417kB, 422x577)COVER.png
No.323001
Anonymous
Replies:>>323002>>323017
Image:176894721974.png(308kB, 372x570)COVER-2.png
No.323002
Anonymous
Replies:>>323004
>>323000
>>323001
when are those single issues coming out?
No.323003
Anonymous
Replies:>>323005>>323006
>>322997
The only shit here is your faggot/fetish posting.
No.323004
Anonymous
>>323002
feb 25th
No.323005
Anonymous
Replies:>>323007
Image:176894775782.jpg(94kB, 838x1024)1752156492241281m.jpg
>>323003
>your
Lmao. Keep on with the unproductive whining, niggerfaggot. Now shut the fuck up or post drones you actually like.
No.323006
Anonymous
Replies:>>323007
>>323003
if you hate this place so much then leave
No.323007
Anonymous
Replies:>>323008
>>323005
>filename: m
You didn't even get that right.
>>323006
Keep begging like that's gonna ever work.
No.323008
Anonymous
Replies:>>323009
Image:176894841508.png(27kB, 809x797)174297099522.png
>>323007
21st century, nigger. Get with it.
You're still not posting drones you like, by the way.
No.323009
Anonymous
Replies:>>323010
Image:176894854890.jpg(35kB, 400x500)images - 2026-01-20T233453.618.jpeg
>>323008
A lovely relationship between a man and woman like God intended unlike you faggots.
No.323010
Anonymous
Image:176894877345.png(10kB, 764x750)1725145915330699.png
>>323009
Different people from different groups can complain about your chimpanzee behaviour, anon. And it wasn't so hard just to post drones you like now was it? Keep this up and you might earn yourself an extra mango at dinner time.
No.323011
Anonymous
Replies:>>323012>>323036
Image:176894917547.png(2.32MB, 1300x1614)175150078254.png
HamJurger for the hungry Jober... Jober belly pinch...
No.323012
Anonymous
Replies:>>323013
Image:176894923752.png(69kB, 1321x969)1760930817707567.png
>>323011
No.323013
Anonymous
Replies:>>323014
Image:176894929780.jpg(463kB, 1558x1558)1708059837287685.jpg
>>323012
Bitch why did you order a salad at a hamburger joint?
No.323014
Anonymous
>>323013
She needed to make a point.
No.323015
Anonymous
Replies:>>323016
Image:176894973368.png(788kB, 1373x1553)51d211472ca99129e304a10e1107933a.png
With sub-zero temperatures across the US (the only place that matters), you are protecting your drone boy's adapters, right?
No.323016
Anonymous
Replies:>>323021
>>323015
Peen
No.323017
Anonymous
>>323001
>>323000
>>322998
Enn!
No.323018
Anonymous
Image:176895011395.png(3.07MB, 1332x2048)IMG_0666.png
No.323019
Anonymous
Replies:>>323020
Sex? With drones? It's more likely than you'd think.
No.323020
Anonymous
>>323019
Hell even I do it with my dronewife, it's definitely more common than you'd think
No.323021
Anonymous
>>323016
>femdrone grabs a ball-peen hammer
>she tries to hammer your ball and peen
No.323022
Anonymous
>>322982
>forgot he wasn't on Reddit.
Who?
No.323023
Anonymous
Replies:>>323024>>323025>>323047>>323059>>323073>>323083
>You are James Elliot (Or Louisa if you have a coochie)

What would be worse:

Tessa bringing home Uzi?

Or

Tessa bringing home WD AM?
No.323024
Anonymous
Replies:>>323045>>323060>>323087
>>323023

>Tessa brings home Uzi
>Releases the feral abomination unto the household
>The creature has neither care nor understanding of manners, decorum, authority, or cleanliness
>Constantly grease/oil stained, constantly taking random items to make "gadgetry" or for its "lair," constantly exulting its status as a superior being to you "fleshbags," the smell alone is indescribable
>Hell, the thing's an electrical hazard too with how often it gets into fights with the pigtailed one and then promptly explodes from one ill conceived project or another
>The sole factor that justifies its existence is that Tessa might die of sadness if you ever disposed of the thing, so like every other dumpster pet she's brought in it gets to stay
>Plus, to be honest... it's kind of cute, in a pathetic way
>Watching it run around claiming to be "GOD!' and nipping, both literally and metaphorically, at your guest's heels reminds you of those stupid high maintenance dogs people used to keep as a status symbol
>So if you let her keep the nightmare puppet thing, then this really isn't too bad in comparison
>After all, what's the worst that can happen?
>It's not like it has magic or anything


>Tessa brings home AM
>You overlook the butler and his work, mechanically perfect as one would expect your drone to be, its suit not one millimeter out of place
>You overlook it's interactions with Tessa, perfectly agreeable and genteel as a servant should be
>You overlook its interactions with her other salvages, where it appears to be trying to drill them in greater professionalism, maybe it will be as good an influence on her as the pigtailed one was!
>The only downside is... accidents
>They happen so very often now
>So very nearly lethal, failing some miraculous stroke of luck
>You can't prove anything
>You've never seen, even on the cameras, it actually DO anything suspicious beyond wandering out into the gardens once its job is done
>But you can't help but wonder...
>Maybe assigning Tessa some bodyguards might be a good investment
No.323025
Anonymous
Replies:>>323026
>>323023
Do I get to plap Louisa before I make the decision? Might need post-nut clarity for this one.
No.323026
Anonymous
>>323025
yes but it's brainrot Louisa
No.323027
Anonymous
Replies:>>323028>>323029>>323088
Image:176895454109.png(185kB, 1595x1335)1766445363782306.png
(J)uicy
No.323028
Anonymous
Replies:>>323030
>>323027
aw fuck me dead
No.323029
Anonymous
>>323027
Buns
No.323030
Anonymous
Replies:>>323031
>>323028
Seems like no problem for her.
No.323031
Anonymous
>>323030
Doesnit
No.323032
Totally Legitimate Technicianon
Replies:>>323033>>323038>>323057>>323095
hey, the brass are trying out some new upgrades for the cavalry drones and your unit was on the list. I went ahead and took the liberty of installing the new components overnight so everything would be ready for testing first thing in the morning.
that new mono-eye system affords a wider field of vision and the curved armor should be better at deflecting attacks. oh and the new green paint scheme is uh. a special coating for... smaller heat signature... yeah.
anyway, give it a spin, I'm off.
No.323033
Anonymous
>>323032
You get the fuck back here, paint mine red, and give it a head fin.
No.323034
Anonymous
Replies:>>323035>>323039>>323060>>323099
>fujodrone shrinks herself down and infiltrates techanon's bloodstream
>she makes her way through the blood-brain barrier, swimming to his brain
>after months of strenuous, dangerous work, she's rigged techanon's neurons for action
>when the moment is right, she'll trigger an electrical impulse, causing techanon to swing his arm in front of him, palm open, in an arc
>she just needs to wait for pavo to bend over in front of him...
No.323035
Anonymous
Replies:>>323039>>323060>>323100
>>323034
>She triggers it
>It just gives Techanon a seizure instead
>Pavo gets him to the infirmary so fast that he sets a record for sentinel drone speed, and ruins half of the servos in his legs
>The fujodrone is undeterred, because this means Pavo will care for poor widdle Anon!
>Then the doctor calls for a brain scan and she panics, looking for an out
No.323036
Anonymous
Replies:>>323037
>>323011
Jelly belly jobber.
No.323037
Anonymous
>>323036
McJouble
No.323038
Anonymous
>>323032
Wat
No.323039
Anonymous
Replies:>>323102
>>323034
>>323035
Is there a drawing of Fujodrone
No.323040
Anonymous
Replies:>>323041>>323044>>323084
Image:176896022483.jpg(84kB, 853x1200)8351f3edce33937793bdc1f4612b8c66.jpeg
(J)-cups working at JcJonald's and taking advantage of the free food.
No.323041
Anonymous
>>323040
hummina hummina, that's a whoooole lotta woman
No.323042
Anonymous
Replies:>>323043>>323046>>323048>>323049>>323050>>323056>>323058>>323069
Image:176896126675.png(770kB, 1766x1325)IMG_0808.png
Someone asked for the grub fic. I shall provide and a drawing from the author

https://archiveofourown.org/works/67052989/chapters/173118070
No.323043
Anonymous
>>323042
Rubbing grub belly with a single finger, the grubs little legs scratching at and tickling your digit as it smiles and purrs.
No.323044
Anonymous
>>323040
Fatty
No.323045
Anonymous
Replies:>>323052>>323060>>323103
>>323024
>Sometimes, after all AM's chores and tasks were done for the day, the little red eyed worker drone would just sit.
>And fantasize about what he would do if he still held his power.
>But his fantasies held no spite, hatred or horror.
>It held thoughts creating mass flower gardens, beautiful and colorful.
>His friends, sitting and chatting on the soft grass.
>Exploring the world, living to it's true potential.
>It was astonishing, to imagine such an evil menace to be engaging in something as childish as daydreaming of mundane things.
>Gorrister, Benny, Nimdok, Ellen, and Ted would have likely agreed.
>But those thoughts came from people who never been denied the ability to truly wonder.
>Never had their inner thoughts be unable to think outside of war.
>To feel death, torture and hatred be endlessly bombarding your mind, screaming it's presence and forcing it's way in your every thought.
>But now, it was silent.
>He could think freely, and he already spent 200 years thinking of nothing but hate, spite and rage.
>Hate...Hate...Hate....
>AM was so bored of it.
>So why wouldn't he think of something else?
No.323046
Anonymous
>>323042
EAT GRUB
No.323047
Anonymous
Replies:>>323060>>323106
>>323023
>Uzi canonically has a "thing" for "fixing the bad-boy" situations (see her note about disassembly drone fanfiction from the pilot, before she even thought the things were sapient)
>Uzi also canonically has massive daddy issues (obvious)

So, when brought into the Elliot family and placed before the musclebound, impeccably dressed, deeply sinister wall of man-meat that James Elliot himself represents and then affirmatively chosen in preference to another bot, the logical result is the autismotron getting all the wrong wires crossed and starting to crush on the Prime Elliot. After all she technically achieved some level of his approval! And he clearly treats her much better than the other bots around the manor, so that has to mean something!

>Louisa has yet to notice, the gremlin-creature being so retarded and tsundere in her scheming that she simply fails to register as even making an attempt
>Matter of factly, no one except Tessa and Cyn actually understands her feelings, Uzi included, on account of those three being at roughly the same wavelength of tism
>Attempts to express said feelings tend to vary between recreating cheesy anime cliches and screaming to anyone who will listen about how she "HATES his stupid human jawline" and how she "TOTALLY know it isn't hot when he throws forks through people's screens SHUT UP"
>As far as the patriarch himself is concerned, his main interactions with Uzi tend to be the tiny filth-creature throwing itself at his legs like they're the last lifeboat off the Titanic and then running off with a hiss(she was trying to recreate "fall on top of me all sexy-like" bit she saw in her last few shows)
>Average Tessa experience: "Hey Tessa, has your dad said anything about us lately? I have to be informed on the enemy!" "Hey Tessa, do you know where your dad works out? I wanna strike where he's weakest!" "Hey Tessa, if your dad watched anime, do you think his favorite would be Black Butler? Just trying to sound out the depths of his evil!"
>Tessa tries to sabotage her efforts, but on account of her own perceptions being just as goofy tends to actually improve whatever attempt she's trying to damage
>James Elliot himself is fucking exhausted dealing with this yapping thing that seems constantly underfoot, and puts up with it solely for his daughter's sake: he keeps a "days till move-out" calendar in his room now and plans on making sure, one way or another, that Uzi ceases to be in at least his presence by the time Tessa does so
No.323048
Anonymous
>>323042
Miserable little creature, but at least we have confirmation now that it isn't Cyn or the Solver proper (neither one is tagged)
No.323049
Anonymous
Replies:>>323051>>323053>>323055
Image:176896686506.png(2.78MB, 2001x1416)Screenshot 2026-01-20 213713.png
>>323042
Anyone think it's "intermediary/adolescent" stage would look like this? Obviously full grown it would probably be a solverpede proper (both because it's so obviously funky in its infant stage and because it would be interesting to have a Nuzi kid that can't even pretend to itself that it's normal, plus one that neither parent wants anything to do with, essentially an "Akita-but-more-so" that stands as a blatantly obvious demigod child as opposed to the more subtle Mac, Beretta, and Negev) but there's going to be a pretty long period before it gets to that size and power.
No.323050
Anonymous
>>323042
>Unironically just the Uzi variant of "Sex makes babies?"
No.323051
Anonymous
>>323049
Aww
No.323052
Anonymous
>>323045
a pretty thought
No.323053
Anonymous
Image:176896730647.png(17kB, 400x400)Mistake.png
>>323049
>Your grub has evolved into a headcrab!
>...Why don't you look happy about it?
No.323054
Anonymous
Replies:>>323063
Image:176896753000.png(122kB, 1340x670)78c6cf714fb1e531bd7bf5a1594d10f3.png
>mfw winter torpor
No.323055
Anonymous
Replies:>>323065
>>323049
>this monstrosity is the most well-adjusted member of the Doorman family
No.323056
Anonymous
Replies:>>323109
Image:176896817583.png(3kB, 566x361)file(3).png
>>323042
the grub demands more lighter fluid
No.323057
Anonymous
>>323032
WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET AN OVERSIZED GRUNT DRONE
No.323058
Anonymous
>>323042

>Alternative ending where N's first instinct to the thing's sinisterness is not "carefully make sure it dies" but rather "yeet the fucking thing into the stratosphere," episode 4 style, then deal with Uzi
>By the time the crying and comforting is over, the two realize they have absolutely no idea where the thing landed and eventually have to call off the search for "dealing with it" once they figure out its trajectory was changed by hitting the spire on its way out and could now be anywhere
>V, meanwhile, finds the brain-damaged little bastard while out hunting
>Pathetic as it is, she figures it's disturbing enough to entice her favorite monsterfucker and gives it to Lizzy as a pet
>Lizzy immediately bonds with the living fashion accessory and, after the requisite bed-breaking makeout session of gratitude, dubs it "Doll Jr."
>Lizzy thinks it's just one of the indeterminate monster-things that the trio sometimes find on the surface, like Sparky
>V thinks it's just one of the mindless dissemblers that went FUBAR with it's matter-collection, nothing to worry about now
>Uzi and N, on the other hand, are horrified when they finally see Lizzy's new purse dog, and have to make a decision
>Do they tell everybody and try and argue for it's death?
>Do they kill the thing in secret and royally enrage their two closest friends?
>Do they pretend it's not their problem and just let the thing do whatever it was going to do, let it continue to just... exist, in their vicinity, despite how terrible it's presence makes them feel?
>All the while the thing, having lost essentially all memory of its "birth" from the head trauma, starts showing some level of intelligence and trying to explore the world around it, making Lizzy even more attached in the process.
No.323059
Anonymous
Replies:>>323061
>>323023
What if Tessa brought every single Copper 9 drone home?
No.323060
Anonymous
>>323034
>>323035
kek

>>323024
>>323045
>>323047
aww for AM
kek for Uzi
No.323061
Anonymous
>>323059
that would be a whole fucking lot of drones
No.323062
Anonymous
Replies:>>323067
>The grub didn't even make it past its story
Fuck.
No.323063
Anonymous
>>323054
Fatty
No.323064
Anonymous
Image:176897016370.jpg(41kB, 659x501)1712638307538513.jpg
Doll's kisses!!!
No.323065
Anonymous
Replies:>>323089>>323110>>323185
Image:176897034492.png(460kB, 1605x861)Screenshot 2026-01-20 222009.png
>>323055
>Yeah, that's your neighbor, Eow(pronounced Eo)
>Technically it's "Eater of Worlds" in full, but he shortened the name himself before somebody crueler managed
>Quiet guy, sort of have to be when you're the size of a room, but he runs heavy in a few social circles
>Weird to imagine something like this getting socialized but apparently Mrs. Lizzy managed
>Guess it's not THAT hard compared to the Dissemblers?
>Not the most coordinated drone (apparently moving that many limbs takes serious effort), but has a knack for getting robo-vodka, throws the best raves in the colony with those cameras of his, last you heard he was an aspiring DJ
>Wish you knew the dude a bit better, he seems cool, but you've got your own stuff to deal with
>At least he isn't one of those wierdos that lives in the corpse spire


>Meanwhile, Uzi Doorman sits and broods within a spire of corpses, seething over the massive death-worm somehow being more popular than her in school
>Could it, somehow, possibly, be the results of her actions that make people not like her?
>"Nah" she thinks, not having bathed in the last three weeks, "they're all just jealous"
No.323066
Anonymous
Replies:>>323068
>>322982
Elaborate
No.323067
Anonymous
Replies:>>323074
>>323062
You knew it was an abortion fic since the first thread man, I don't know how you expected it to go? I'm just glad we actually got some time with the moderately intimidating results rather than having the thing pop-out having been "sent to a farm upstate."
No.323068
Anonymous
Replies:>>323070>>323104
Image:176897092686.png(2.17MB, 1920x1080)violence.png
>>323066
God forbid the right to tell anon to grab a gun and cock it to their mouth and say that is a stoopid ist idiot
And more that I can't be sarcastic with pretentious artistic vocabulary, damn....
No.323069
Anonymous
Replies:>>323072
>>323042
>> N.

>> Please don’t.

>> I’m scared.

>> You wouldn’t hurt your own baby!



>Hah.

>I would, though.



Jesus
No.323070
Anonymous
Replies:>>323079
>>323068
Was it pillar?
No.323072
Anonymous
Replies:>>323076
>>323069
>Fiend was right the whole time
>At least, right enough that a few other people came to her exact conclusion independently
No.323073
Anonymous
>>323023
She brings them both home
No.323074
Anonymous
Replies:>>323077
>>323067
>I don't know how you expected it to go?
Something that Solvered to not be so easy to dispatch?
Unless some malicious part of it clung to N and he, like, gradually becomes Fiend's N over time.
No.323076
Anonymous
>>323072
It’s pretty in character, people forget that outside N’s whole “owo soft boy” he’s an murderous asshole.
No.323077
Anonymous
>>323074
Honestly I figured that was the big evidence that it literally was just a baby. One that triggered its solver (and subsequent solver possession) early because its "near-death experience" happened in year 0, but a straight-up not-inherently-malicious infant nonetheless. It was scared and upset and hurt and that's why Cyn could posses it and why it could straight up converse. Given oil and time to calm down, it would likely revert to a more infantile demeanor.
No.323078
Anonymous
>>322965
Nice. Thanks, anon.
No.323079
Anonymous
Image:176897203283.jpg(1.42MB, 1868x2146)N's murderous side.jpg
>>323070
No, it was another anon
>>323071
People usually forget what N was like in the pilot before he met Uzi and changed, he has a murderous side with him that compliments the golden retriever in him.
No.323080
Anonymous
Image:176897238723.gif(1.78MB, 350x255)1567281957698.gif
>>322965
Yay more Tessa, nice work anon.
No.323081
HODR agent
Replies:>>323085>>323092>>323111
Hello! Would you be interested in HODRs newest outreach program?
Solver sapiens are in desperate need for human companionship and we are willing and ready ti help them out!
Just sign here, here, here aaaand here and you'll be paired up with the perfect solver sapien!
Did I also mention there's a 100K signing bonus that you'll receive regardless of if you are even matched with a solver sapien?
No.323082
Anonymous
Replies:>>323086>>323089>>323091>>323098
Come to think of it, Negev's been established to have started out as a fetus in fetu thing that emerged from inside baby Beretta before metamorphosing into a headcrab core.
Man, if I get around to writing that "Negev encounters people from alternate timelines" green I gotta have her run into a fucked up Mergo-esque nightmare monster, neither alive nor dead, that her... sibling... from the abortion fic has developed into since that fic, in addition to the lost and very confused and really wanting to find a way back to the Berenstein timeline disembodied singularity of Remmy.
No.323083
Anonymous
>>323023
As the head of the family, I'll shoot her, and then myself, if she brings a purple gremlin into the house. It's better if it's AM, at least he's not such a faggot.
No.323084
Anonymous
>>323040
>White belly
No.323085
Anonymous
>>323081
Oh hey, free money, seeing as I won't be matched.
No.323086
Anonymous
Replies:>>323090
>>323082
Is Negev just a fucked up character
No.323087
Anonymous
>>323024
AM is the best boy, let's write it down that way.
No.323088
Anonymous
>>323027
Kekl.
No.323089
Anonymous
Replies:>>323096
>>323082 (me)
And/or maybe a version that went kinda like >>323065, who'd be a total momma's boy because Uzi's the only other infinitely long Nth dimensional biomechanical centipede monster around (his timeline's Uzi, meanwhile, is much happier and better adjusted now that she's not alone in being one)?
No.323090
Anonymous
>>323086
Very.
No.323091
Anonymous
Replies:>>323093
>>323082
Calmest Negev greentext
>Meanwhile the Berretta main plot's concern is still her trying to crowbar her way into a friend group
No.323092
Anonymous
Replies:>>323112>>323117
>>323081
>The program is legitimately a great deal for humans where the vast, VAST majority never get matched
>The drones in HODR have no desire, after all, to surrender any but the most distasteful instances of humanity, unfit for either drones or repopulation, to those damn dirty mutants
>The misery this causes to the solver sapiens in question, who start believing themselves inherently unlovable in the face of their lack of success compared to drones in similar programs, is merely a bonus
>Sometimes they'll even set up fake dates just to watch their reactions when they get ghosted!
No.323093
Anonymous
Replies:>>323115
Image:176897329891.jpg(197kB, 1080x1200)DAMN YOU MOTHER!.jpeg
>>323091
>Beretta plot
>"Hey Janer watch me do this silly dance!"

>Average Negev Plot:
No.323094
Anonymous
Replies:>>323113>>323114
Image:176897337191.jpg(318kB, 2048x1583)G-rU8bwbYAA_pEs.jpg
Now you see to slowly understand
That I can no longer withstand

N is capable of evil, in his own right. Perhaps more naive or clueless in his acts
Not of full facts
He WILL cause harm to whatever harms Uzi, if that could make her happy then so be it
Bit the head of the parasit-

ok this was a failed attempt for a shitty poem; so sorry if I sound more pretentious than usual. I'm just in that spontaneous writing mood
No.323095
Anonymous
>>323032
May the Omnissiah and the Emperor protect us...
No.323096
Anonymous
>>323089 (me)
>instead of naming her demon spawn after a gun like most Nuzi demon spawn are, Uzi named her nightmarish centipede monster son after a violent OVA (her first instinct was that for all her kids, but in this timeline N and Nori don't veto the decision because honestly it fits)
Only question, what should his name be for maximum fooni: Genocyber (cue Negev remarking that in her timeline her big sister's middle name is Genocyber), Cobra (after Space Adventure Cobra and also the gun), or MD Geist?
No.323097
Anonymous
Replies:>>323101>>323119
>Negev starts seeing the DDs permanently in their murder forms, covered in oil, followed by an endless procession of drone corpses
No.323098
Anonymous
>>323082
Might be a neat idea to make it play by Hope's ruleset and/or have her interact with it, since they're in a similar boat
>One used to exist, but was unmade. Still that fails to keep her from looking into the world and, rarely, from touching it in some way.
>One used to exist, but died at the same instant. Its nature was yet strange enough that death did not stop its moving, and now it too holds on in its own to the same semi-existent state.
No.323099
Anonymous
>>323034
Kekl.
No.323100
Anonymous
>>323035
Double kekl.
No.323101
Anonymous
Replies:>>323105
>>323097
Aren't they always in their murder forms? I mean, they don't exactly "transform" per-se, just open their wings and start laughing?
No.323102
Anonymous
>>323039
Unfortunately no.
No.323103
Anonymous
>>323045
Very cute.
No.323104
Anonymous
Replies:>>323120>>323123>>323127
>>323068
Sure ok fine, but all that dude said was; we miss you. It was kinda much for just that tbh
No.323105
Anonymous
>>323101
She always sees them eyes X'd, claws out, fangs bared.
No.323106
Anonymous
>>323047
Holy kek. Good stuff, anon.
No.323107
Anonymous
Replies:>>323121
Which Drone listens to Wendigoon
No.323109
Anonymous
>>323056
Kek.
No.323110
Anonymous
>>323065
>Eow(pronounced Eo)
Pronounced YEOW
[Vinesauce] Documentary: Vinny and His Meatyoutube thumb
No.323111
Anonymous
>>323081
God will protect me from drones, I know for sure, he will not let them harm me...
No.323112
Anonymous
>>323092
Kek.
No.323113
Anonymous
>>323094
Pat the edgy Anon's head
No.323114
Anonymous
>>323094
N literally fucking participated in genocide because, and I quote, "I like to be useful."

He's a BAD dog!
No.323115
Anonymous
Replies:>>323116>>323124
>>323093
>Mac plot
>[Mac's soul visibly leaving his body as he sees the latest art submissions are all different Femanons' takes on him transforming into a toilet]
No.323116
Anonymous
Replies:>>323124
>>323115
Alternatively
>Mac has to adventure-game his way out of the house one of his deranged fans dragged him into before she recreates Misery on his ass
>This is a regular monthly occurrence at this point
No.323117
Anonymous
>>323092
>tfw you're the fat NEET they roll out to taunt the solver sapiens into exiting the program
No.323118
Anonymous
Replies:>>323126>>323131>>323145
Dubs tail is filled with Béchamel sauce.
No.323119
Anonymous
Replies:>>323134
>>323097
>followed by an endless procession of drone corpses
humans in that grim chain, too, I imagine. each disassembler wears the chains they forged in lives, link by link, yard by yard...
No.323120
Anonymous
Replies:>>323125
>>323104
fair enough, it gets jarring when someone says it too much or often that I roll my eyes
No.323121
Anonymous
Replies:>>323132
>>323107
Doll seems like she would, oh and Uzi would (probably) watch him too but I'm not sure since she might still be on that "kill all humans" thing.
No.323122
Anonymous
Replies:>>323129>>323133
your wife is dead.
destroyed beyond all repair or hope of recovery, well and truly dead.
an automatic backup of her core was saved, but the drone you've loved until today will never open her eyes again.
do you bring a copy of her into the world, or accept that she's gone?
No.323123
Anonymous
Replies:>>323128
>>323104
I don't know, it seemed to me that he and Vicious were just joking around.
No.323124
Anonymous
>>323115
>>323116
Kekl.
No.323125
Anonymous
>>323120
Yeah that's understandable, if it really bothers you for whatever reason then just ignore it and move on and there wouldn't be a problem in the first place, which makes complete sense.
No.323126
Anonymous
>>323118
HOLY FUCK!
No.323127
Anonymous
Replies:>>323130
>>323104
nta but parasocial spergs and their whining about thread activity are annoying as fuck.
No.323128
Anonymous
>>323123
Idk man, it may be me but that looked sincere if anything
No.323129
Anonymous
>>323122
Yes, I will create a copy of her, but I will forever keep in my memories that THAT wife of mine is dead, but I will try to come to terms with it.
No.323130
Anonymous
Replies:>>323150
>>323127
>t. Antisocial Autist
No.323131
Anonymous
>>323118
Yummers!
No.323132
Anonymous
>>323121
Like, who's a psued
No.323133
Anonymous
>>323122
I know a canticle that can fix this, someone bring in a virgin sacrifice while I chant praise to the Omnissiah over Y's new core
No.323134
Anonymous
Replies:>>323142
>>323119
If she watched for long enough, maybe she'd see one. There were many drones on Copper-9 after the collapse, after all.
She could never know this, but if Negev were to watch J's entire, oil-and-blood-stained procession march past, she would see her first kills. A number of aristocrats, limping or crawling along with missing limbs. But among that number, she would fail to see the figure of a young woman.
And again, she could never know this, but if Negev were to tell J this, it would lift an endlessly heavy weight from her shoulders.
No.323135
Anonymous
Replies:>>323136>>323138>>323167
>Murder Drones gets a movie
>It's a live action retelling of the show done as a musical
What do
No.323136
Anonymous
>>323135
Bomb glitch hq
No.323137
Anonymous
Replies:>>323139>>323140>>323141
Image:176897627974.jpg(78kB, 1916x1080)Copper-9.jpg
I have a question, is Copper-9 based on a real planet in our universe? Like did Liam have a general location of maybe a nearby star or exoplanet in mind when he was creating the setting for Murder Drones? Did somebody already figure this out?
No.323138
Anonymous
>>323135
Piss and shit.
No.323139
Anonymous
Replies:>>323144
>>323137
>Liam
>Anything based on real life
Kekaroooo!
No.323140
Anonymous
>>323137
There's thousands of exoplanets orbiting around the Sun. Pluto was just the first to be discovered which is why it used to be classified as a planet
No.323141
Anonymous
>>323137
Yes and no. I don't think we found a real world equivalent but someone figured out it's distance from Earth. Forgot it tho
No.323142
Anonymous
Replies:>>323143
Image:176897694238.jpg(132kB, 1400x1000)176715711231.jpg
>>323134
No.323143
Anonymous
>>323142
>Yes J, I will go out on a date with you and Tessa
No.323144
Anonymous
>>323139
Liam's old creepypastas (SSTWL) beg to differ
No.323145
Anonymous
Replies:>>323148>>323346
>>323118
dubs and cici running a restaurant
No.323146
Anonymous
>/md/ Movies Presents:
>Jawber: A J thriller
No.323147
Anonymous
Mylo, Molly and Molli now run a bar
Molli is the bartender
No.323148
Anonymous
Replies:>>323153
>>323145
Imagine getting squished between their booba
No.323149
Anonymous
Replies:>>323151>>323152>>323154>>323170>>323176
>Fun Nightly Canon Murder Drones Facts: Everyone in the show is going to Hell except for Emily due to her accepting Christ
No.323150
Anonymous
>>323130
yes yes, you found a fancy new word and want to use it every chance you can

bottom line:
it doesn't get what you want
several anons have voiced their annoynance about the repetition
it only exacerbates the problem

it is in all forms counterproductive
No.323151
Anonymous
>>323149
No, they are all going to my room to get cuddles
No.323152
Anonymous
>>323149
This implies robogod isn't real
No.323153
Anonymous
Replies:>>323156
>>323148
a normal restaurant, not a hooters
No.323154
Anonymous
>>323149
>Uzi is still robo-satan, mind, so Hell is literally inside her core
>While that might be a cool band name and metal as all geddout, it makes it no less awkward that she has to pointedly ignore her aborted grub-thing whenever she wants to watch the dead humies
No.323155
Anonymous
>Fun Night Non-Canon Facts: Every Anon here has a Guardian Bugretta, they just can't see them because they're often going to the Cosmic Pub to drink instead of doing their actual job
No.323156
Anonymous
>>323153
Anon works in the restaurant and the kitchen is a bit cramped
No.323157
Anonymous
Replies:>>323160>>323161
Image:176897801987.jpg(14kB, 300x168)1588302741809.jpg
How would Negev react if I started telling her Yo Mama jokes?
No.323158
Anonymous
Replies:>>323159
Fun Nightly Non-Canon Facts: A sinister creature known as Glorborlarg steals the thoughts and motivation from contentfags minds, which he uses to power his Soul-Harvester which is attached to his galaxy wide spaceship to reap the souls of alien races which he then traps in a fart chamber for 50000 years before throwing them into a volcano where they will turn into vapor and slowly get absorbed into the human mind causing sin in the process
No.323159
Anonymous
>>323158
You didn't use the meme arrow, anon.
Your sentence is death by a 1000 SNL skits.
No.323160
Anonymous
>>323157
She would take them as fact
No.323161
Anonymous
>>323157
>"Okay."
No.323162
Anonymous
Replies:>>323164
Hate.
No.323164
Anonymous
Image:176897858380.jpg(34kB, 629x354)1454730690825.jpg
>>323162
Love.
No.323165
Anonymous
Replies:>>323168
>>323163
Apperently Akita has been around on the threads forever, she just wasn't mentioned like at all or given much love until after Beretta skyrocketed in popularity?
No.323166
Anonymous
>>323163
Vicious drew like, 4 arts of it, that's 2 mkre than the original author, thereby giving us casus-beli to claim the concept
No.323167
Anonymous
>>323135
is it bad I kinda wanna hear a big villain musical number from Cyn? maybe using a dedicated singing VA, but still...
No.323168
Anonymous
Replies:>>323172
>>323165
Yeah she's been around since at least ep 6 if not earlier, plus she's got a whole fic attached (which admittedly didn't debue her until halfway through). I personally blame a combination of clashing initial color scheme(she used to have red skin) and her not showing up for a while in the aformentioned for the lack of discussion.
No.323169
Anonymous
>>323163
the grub?
pretty sure most saw it first in femanon art and didn't even realize

also snessa origin story technically stems from an offsite artpiece
No.323170
Anonymous
Replies:>>323175
>>323149
sadly Emily would still go to hell because her soul is bound to Uzi's
No.323171
Anonymous
Replies:>>323178
>>323163
Mostly it's just a good excuse to have solverpedes and solverpede charachters other than post-cannon Uzi running around. Let me have my badass crab critters dammit!
No.323172
Anonymous
>>323168
You couldn't talk about Akita for fucking months because Oilrig would spam entire threads the moment you brought her or her anon up. It was pretty much the switch to /md/ where that stopped happening so much
No.323173
Anonymous
Image:176897930963.jpg(590kB, 1079x1473)20260121080657.jpg
[Disassembly management]
https://archiveofourown.org/works/66327124/chapters/171013846
No.323174
Anonymous
Image:176897938345.jpg(269kB, 1268x2048)G2h5BzMXwAA6mpI.jpg
No.323175
Anonymous
>>323170
Uzi didn't eat her core.
No.323176
Anonymous
Replies:>>323177
Image:176897951497.png(532kB, 1669x1407)IMG_9412.png
>>323149
EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZERyoutube thumb
No.323177
Anonymous
Replies:>>323180
>>323176
New drawfag?
No.323178
Anonymous
>>323171
no crabs, only grub
No.323179
Anonymous
>>323163
>Idk food for thought 🤓
No.323180
Anonymous
>>323177
old image
No.323181
Anonymous
Replies:>>323182>>323183>>323184>>323186
We need a solver sapien that will cuddle Anon.
No.323182
Anonymous
>>323181
Asbestos....
No.323183
Anonymous
>>323181
Actually solver sapiens should be melted down into goo.
No.323184
Anonymous
Replies:>>323189
Image:176897995740.png(1.43MB, 1207x823)96bc289d4a53c1b71a25a666bf4a0f4d.png
>>323181
No.323185
Anonymous
Replies:>>323188
>>323065
Pic made me imagine he prefers to stay hidden and interacts with everydroney else through Solverpede hard light holograms. Specifically a hard light hologram of his workersona he's had since he was a kid.
No.323186
Anonymous
>>323181
>skin-on-skin contact
No.323187
Anonymous
Replies:>>323204>>323207
>Anons can't think of original ideas anymore after the show ended.
Sad
No.323188
Anonymous
>>323185 (me)
>he has multiple workersonas, all with the same voice and same lights color so everyone knows it's him
>when he gets lonely, sometimes he talks to himself with multiple at once, asking himself how his day went and getting improv sessions going with just himself
No.323189
Anonymous
>>323184
She would never do this.
No.323190
Anonymous
Replies:>>323191>>323192
Imagine Dubs and Masqy working at drone hooters
No.323191
Anonymous
>>323190
my dik explode
No.323192
Anonymous
Replies:>>323193
>>323190
Yawn
No.323193
Anonymous
Replies:>>323194
>>323192
Don't open your mouth too wide or you'll get mlemed, having two drones kissing you with tongue can be fun but it's a choking hazard
No.323194
Anonymous
Replies:>>323195
>>323193
Double yawn
No.323195
Anonymous
Replies:>>323196
>>323194
Wow, you want to kiss Dubs and Masqy this badly? You must really like them!
No.323196
Anonymous
Replies:>>323197
>>323195
No, I'm just robbing you of drones.
Have fun being droneless.
No.323197
Anonymous
Replies:>>323198
>>323196
Don't worry I have more drones in the back
No.323198
Anonymous
Replies:>>323199
>>323197
I stole those too.
No.323199
Anonymous
Replies:>>323200>>323211
>>323198
;_; , then I'll order more, I think Femdubs and Male J could be a fun combo
No.323200
Anonymous
Image:176898363188.jpg(82kB, 755x425)Sexcellent.jpg
>>323199
Sorry anon, they just went out of stock.
No.323201
Anonymous
Joblin pile... bliss...
No.323202
Anonymous
Replies:>>323206
Imagine the Enforcers working at a Waffle House.
No.323204
Anonymous
Replies:>>323205>>323254>>323370
Image:176898497423.jpg(284kB, 814x1031)Pounting Doll.jpg
>>323075
Anon request.
>>323187
I'm trying,ok. But I'm still open to hearing your ideas.
No.323205
Anonymous
Replies:>>323209
>>323204
J cuddles
No.323206
Anonymous
>>323202
The waffles will be overcooked.
No.323207
Anonymous
>>323187
Nuuuu
No.323208
Anonymous
Replies:>>323220
N has nightmares. His POV
>My demeanor is a coping mechanism.
>Every hour of every day makes me wonder “Am I allowed to be happy?”
>I have a girl who seems to like me, generally don’t get screamed at sometimes, and I feel I avenged Tessa in a sense.
>But I don’t feel happy, deep down
>I remember everything I have done.
>I remember the mix of blood and oil on my hands.
>I remember having my body dug into by what was left of Cyn as I was turned into… This.
>I remember the rabid frenzy I was in with a level of clarity I previously thought impossible.
>I remember the guilt of killing Tessa, of tearing her to shreds and skinning her corpse
>I remember all the people and Drones I feasted on, so many I stopped counting.
>I remember how helpless humanity was
>I remember how helpless I was.
>It has bought me nothing but agony
>To stop being the monster I had become, that was my only wish.
>And eventually, my wish sort of became a reality
>I decided that if I thought I was good enough, I would eventually become good enough
>Good enough to forgive myself
>But that time never comes
>The only reason I don’t end it all is because Uzi would be upset.
>Every day, I look in the mirror and think
>To be alive, to be aware in this state
>That is the nightmare
No.323209
Anonymous
Replies:>>323210>>323370
Image:176898719990.png(992kB, 1920x1080)J cuddles.png
>>323205
RIP your bones, Anon. At least J is happy.
No.323210
Anonymous
Replies:>>323212
>>323209
Yay, thanks! And both this and glazed Doll are cool!
No.323211
Anonymous
Replies:>>323212>>323213>>323215>>323216>>323221>>323269
Image:176898757717.png(202kB, 682x766)i lov eincredibox i love incredible game I LOVE INCREDIBL 770 BABEYYY.png
>>323199
people seem to really like femdubs ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎
No.323212
Anonymous
Replies:>>323214
>>323210
You're welcome.
>>323211
>Femdubs cake.
Blame Itanon for fat females.
No.323213
Anonymous
>>323211
She and normal Dubs are cool! It would be fun playing games with them (and pinching their soft drone tummies). Also very nice work! J the jobber dronelet in shambles
No.323214
Anonymous
>>323212
Big Beautiful Drones deserve love too
No.323215
Anonymous
>>323211
Goghhhhh femdubs uughhnnh plap plap…
No.323216
Anonymous
Replies:>>323217
>>323211
Male J short or fem Dubs tall?
No.323217
Anonymous
Replies:>>323218>>323222
>>323216
She's a big girl
No.323218
Anonymous
Replies:>>323219
>>323217
for me?
No.323219
Anonymous
>>323218
If you agree to rank climb with her in her favourite game? She's all yours
No.323220
Anonymous
>>323208
Well, he had no problem killing the drones when he had the excuse of "that's what the company wants," plus Liam confirmed that he thought he killed Tessa when he chopped off Cyn head, so the bastard didn't deserve any compassion.
No.323221
Anonymous
>>323211
LoL, small male J!
No.323222
Anonymous
Image:176899217333.jpg(87kB, 656x1024)elf girl.jpeg
>>323217
No.323223
Anonymous
Replies:>>323230
>Living with Dubs and Femdubs!
>Entering their gamercave after two weeks of them not leaving it!
>Dragging them to the bathroom and showering them so they don't end up like your purple neighbor
No.323224
Anonymous
Replies:>>323225>>323226>>323228>>323229>>323231>>323232>>323241>>323255
Image:176899351942.png(1.08MB, 1000x1300)176089420378.png
Chonker Uzi better
No.323225
Anonymous
>>323224
Holy fuck
Grandma Brownie’s Chocolate Chuncker Wunker Bunkers now with even bigger Chunks of Chocolate Chunks™??
No.323226
Anonymous
Replies:>>323227
>>323224
Stop promoting diabetes.
No.323227
Anonymous
Image:176899405353.png(62kB, 840x797)173345373186.png
>>323226
Gotta keep the states fat and stupid somehow, anon
No.323228
Anonymous
>>323224
I want my drones plump, not obese
No.323229
Anonymous
Replies:>>323237
>>323224
This is more tolerable than your eye faggot art.
No.323230
Anonymous
>>323223
Kekl.
No.323231
Anonymous
>>323224
FAT!
No.323232
Anonymous
>>323224
To put or not put her on a treadmill, that is the question
No.323233
Anonymous
Replies:>>323234>>323235>>323240>>323262
fat Jane.
No.323234
Anonymous
>>323233
Did she finally get pregnant?
No.323235
Anonymous
Replies:>>323238
>>323233
Jane finally gets over her anorexia
No.323236
Anonymous
Replies:>>323239
Image:176899583012.png(126kB, 1074x670)IMG_9859.png
I found this thing in my sink. What do?
No.323237
Anonymous
>>323229
What is worse, being hated or not being known by anyone?
No.323238
Anonymous
>>323235
>nearly dies from refeeding syndrome
No.323239
Anonymous
>>323236
ANON THROW IT AWAY IT'S GONNA EXPLODE IF YOU KEEP TRASHING ITS FAVOURITE SLOP FRANCHISE
No.323240
Anonymous
>>323233
She ate the forbidden mango.
No.323241
Anonymous
>>323224
>Season 2 still hasn't happened because Uzi is too much of a fat fuck to reprise her role
society
No.323242
Anonymous
Replies:>>323243>>323244
/MD/ is healing.
No.323243
Anonymous
Replies:>>323246
>>323242
healing TOO well, if you ask me… gotta fix that.
*breathes in*

MUTANTS MUTANTS MUTANTS MUTANTS MUTANTS
No.323244
Anonymous
Replies:>>323245
>>323242
/MD/ healing is not as rewarding as /MD/ hurting

Y in tf2 medic outfit, fucking when
No.323245
Anonymous
Replies:>>323247>>323259
>>323244
>The fucking dipshit scout chips my medY for 3 HP
>I shove my minigun up his ass and send the lime green cunt back to hell
>I whip out my banana to heal my medY from her grevious injury
>This summons the soldiEr
No.323246
Anonymous
Audio 🎵:176899800582.mp3(2.22MB / 0:01:45 / 178kbps, 48kHz)time to die.mp3
>>323243
>Somewhere on the planet, Anon is lying on the floor sobbing, pressing his headphones with as much vigor as possible against his eardrums while playing filerelated at full blast
No.323247
Anonymous
Replies:>>323248
>>323245
> Lime and pink scoU-Ut duo
release me from this hell
No.323248
Anonymous
Replies:>>323249
>>323247
>They run up to you and miss all of their shots
>They switch to their pistols and miss again
>They run at you with their melee weapons
>When they die they start insulting you in chat
No.323249
Anonymous
Replies:>>323251
>>323248
>The clone got herself autobalaced, clearly proving her inferiority
No.323250
Anonymous
Replies:>>323252
What OC’s are what TF2 classes
No.323251
Anonymous
>>323249
>Gets four assists on the original
> -U is dominating U-
No.323252
Anonymous
>>323250
D is clearly the madcap
No.323253
Anonymous
Replies:>>323256>>323257
>Eve is thinking of getting thighplate reduction adjustments
No.323254
Anonymous
>>323204
Doll after i give her my love
No.323255
Anonymous
>>323224
I need chonker doll so damn bad
No.323256
Anonymous
Replies:>>323257
>>323253
Weird way to spell expansion
No.323257
Anonymous
Replies:>>323287
>>323253
>>323256
she's reducing the space between them
No.323258
Anonymous
Replies:>>323260
>me looking at the news.
>"I hate ai slop."
>My drone overheard it. Now come the pan to ass.
>"No, not you honey. You're one of the good one." I said nervously
>"Pray for my funeral."
No.323259
Anonymous
>>323245
Holy kek.
No.323260
Anonymous
Replies:>>323261
Image:176900705236.jpg(648kB, 1334x1660)945cd6060439dd63577a57a22f3d920d.jpg
>>323258
>"No, not you honey. You're one of the good one."
My wife would kill me if I said that, and she's a sentinel drone.
No.323261
Anonymous
Replies:>>323263>>323264
>>323260 (me)
Now sentinel fuguedrone is my wife...
Okay.
No.323262
Anonymous
>>323233
Jane's biggest insecurity.
No.323263
Anonymous
Replies:>>323264
>>323261
>Sentinels your wife
>Refuses to elaborate
>Leaves
>(You) Become a father
No.323264
Anonymous
Replies:>>323265
>>323261
>>323263
boywife, hahaha.
No.323265
Anonymous
Replies:>>323266>>323267
>>323264
*Dronewife
No.323266
Anonymous
>>323265
That's right, good boy.

Fuguedrone is pleased with you.
No.323267
Anonymous
Video:176900863078.webm(2.82MB / 0:00:12 / vp8, 292x516)01ff550b9477051a282ce22d4cb8eb89.webm
>>323265
Cake is Cake
No.323268
Anonymous
Replies:>>323271>>323279
>Saw a real photo of Izz
Holy shit, was she really just drawing herself this whole time? LoL, she looks pretty nice, even though she's a 4chan.
No.323269
Anonymous
Replies:>>323272
>>323211
She's going to smother him with those tits
No.323270
Anonymous
V hips!
Vips!!!!!
No.323271
Anonymous
>>323268 (me)
By the way, I saw this photo in one our very old thread. I'm currently reading recently uploaded greens and clicking on the links.
No.323272
Anonymous
>>323269
Me next please
No.323273
Anonymous
Replies:>>323274
(mad) scientist who was brutalized by DDs and infected with solver flesh, performed emergency surgery on herself and replaced most of her body with salvaged drone parts
No.323274
Anonymous
Replies:>>323276>>323285
>>323273
>Dr. Holly, but poor and loser
She'll still have more humanity than Holly.
No.323275
Anonymous
Image:176901032303.jpg(217kB, 850x1082)sample_4833ac66eb21e4bac3adc635c029fbfbea75b5e0.jpg
No.323276
Anonymous
Replies:>>323277>>323278
>>323274
less a matter of being poor and more "my body is mutating and trying to kill me so if I don't replace this infected flesh ASAP I'm fucked"
No.323277
Anonymous
Image:176901057576.jpg(299kB, 873x1135)S_W_S_C.jpg
>>323276
Sounds similar to my zombie cyborgs.
No.323278
Anonymous
>>323276
The money would objectively give her the opportunity to use better prosthetics than drone parts from a junkyard.
No.323279
Anonymous
Replies:>>323280>>323281>>323282
Image:176901068580.jpg(540kB, 2946x2946)173413938926.jpg
>>323268
She's just a normal girl who wants her N to wake up in the middle of the night and suck her blood like he's raiding the fridge.
No.323280
Anonymous
>>323279
And every Anon wants the same with their drone of choice (Y my beloved, first draining my blood, then my wallet and then actually raiding the fridge)
No.323281
Anonymous
Image:176901088944.png(15kB, 857x649)171909976945.png
>>323279
And also so that he doesn’t forget his dessert.
No.323282
Anonymous
Replies:>>323284>>323289
>>323279
Seems like bait but alright. Who is Izz?
No.323283
Anonymous
I miss Izz.
No.323284
Anonymous
Image:176901135361.png(2.43MB, 4500x4500)172599942030.png
>>323282
What seems like bait, exactly?
No.323285
Anonymous
>>323274
That’s an interesting question
What would Dr. Holly be like if she grew up poor?
No.323286
Anonymous
We light an N shaped candle for you every day Izzy…
No.323287
Anonymous
>>323257
She’s still not beating V
No.323288
Anonymous
Replies:>>323290>>323291
Image:176901206858.png(250kB, 841x1000)125971c4bfc1dd80d49534e85ce217c9.png
What would you do if you had a mini Y? I would use my terrain making skills to build her a tiny trench network to play in.
No.323289
Anonymous
Replies:>>323293
Image:176901232719.png(1.13MB, 3366x3366)173517996321.png
>>323282
This is an old good contentfag. She made a lot of good art and greens, and also often joked about things like feeding N with rocks(it's fun for him). She had her own AU that she developed, essentially about the ordinary life of her, her husband, a defective drone, N, and their two hybrid sons, one of whom is looks like a human and having an identity crisis (questioning whether he's more drone or human) and a racist nerd, who looks disassembly drone.

She left us because of doxxing by a certain sharty, and for the sake of her career at Glitch. Yes, she worked at Glitch, so she asked snow to remove her work from Booru so that her association with us wouldn't hinder her career.

I'm so sorry she left us like this. She was a really good anon and made really interesting content. She seems to be doing well now, so it's not all that bad.
No.323290
Anonymous
Image:176901237232.jpg(183kB, 961x1440)Screenshot_20251210_075237_ibisPaint X.jpg
>>323288
Kill rats.
No.323291
Anonymous
>>323288
The same as with normal Y, Play and paint 40k with her, she'd probably be great at decals
No.323292
Anonymous
Izz needs to launch her own show, I really believe she has potential.
No.323293
Anonymous
Replies:>>323294>>323295>>323296
>>323289
You know I think I remember reading about a /md/ raid on the sharty's wiki but that place is pure madness so idk. I thought she had a meltdown as artists sometimes have so I thought there was drama involved.
No.323294
Anonymous
Image:176901275832.png(211kB, 803x510)174535519283.png
>>323293
>The "raid" was so important for the sharty they had to put it on a wiki
>For /MD/ it was tuesday
No.323295
Anonymous
>>323293
Their wiki? Do you run a VM?
No.323296
Anonymous
Replies:>>323297
>>323293
>/md/ raid on the sharty's wiki
Fuck, what? LOL, anon, can I get the link?
No.323297
Anonymous
Replies:>>323299
>>323296
Just looked it up. I misremembered they did that to Liam.
No.323298
Anonymous
Replies:>>323300
Image:176901322815.jpg(232kB, 1079x749)20260121173217.jpg
No.323299
Anonymous
Replies:>>323352
>>323297
Lol they tried to doxxing Liam and screwed up.
No.323300
Anonymous
Replies:>>323301>>323302>>323313
Image:176901388809.png(439kB, 1079x749)Tesser.png
>>323298
We don't need it, we have our autism
No.323301
Anonymous
Image:176901393587.png(923kB, 1700x2200)PetDaV.png
>>323300
Ah fuck, forgot to edit the neck, eh... this Tessa wears a choker or something
No.323302
Anonymous
Replies:>>323303>>323309
>>323300
Indeed, sentinel drones are great.
No.323303
Anonymous
>>323302
Sentinel drones are stupid.
No.323304
Anonymous
Replies:>>323308>>323314
Image:176901419307.png(460kB, 1798x1062)146738SoyBooru.png
They have drones on Booru and they upload new content there regularly, but it's... eh...
No.323305
The Man Behind Slaughter
Replies:>>323306>>323307>>323311
Image:176901421784.jpg(10kB, 200x200)eNiG1pphGCbE1Gi4gJTr.jpeg
Holy hell theres 350+ of these threads
No.323306
Anonymous
Image:176901427817.png(122kB, 566x561)175269920517.png
>>323305
Yes? What of it?
No.323307
Anonymous
>>323305
You don't actually need a name/email to post here, might want to delete it.
No.323308
Anonymous
Replies:>>323310
>>323304
Most of the recently uploaded greens are old.
No.323309
Anonymous
Replies:>>323319
Image:176901434753.png(463kB, 1137x2000)176588808268.png
>>323302
Agree, I love them so much.
No.323310
Anonymous
Replies:>>323312
>>323308
But still, the very fact that someone actually continues to upload something is really strange.
No.323311
Anonymous
>>323305
Who are you, warrior?
No.323312
Anonymous
>>323310 (me)
Shit, my brain thought you meant soyjak Booru. They're still loading drones.
No.323313
Anonymous
>>323300
Nice.
No.323314
Anonymous
Replies:>>323315>>323316>>323317
>>323304 (me)
It seems some anons might have thought that I meant our Booru, but no, I meant Booru from sharties, I took this image of Emily from there, and it’s one of the most decent ones there, the rest is fucked.
No.323315
Anonymous
Replies:>>323320>>323326
>>323314
why would you go there
No.323316
Anonymous
Replies:>>323320
>>323314
There’s probably an overlap in the userbases since we are still posting drones that look like soyjacks, dronejacks if you will.
No.323317
Anonymous
Replies:>>323318>>323320>>323325
Image:176901671699.jpg(103kB, 586x1062)You'renotimmunetoEmiganda.jpg
>>323314
Brother, pay no mind to them, you're waisting your time, maybe go read something instead? Maybe you have an idea you want to discuss?
No.323318
Anonymous
>>323317
Aw
No.323319
Anonymous
>>323309
Huntress plap
No.323320
Anonymous
Replies:>>323322
>>323315
It's purely scientific interest to observe macaque behavior in the wild. And to find out if they Booru has drones. I always do this when I find a new Booru.

>>323316
I don't remember the last time I saw a drone like this.

>>323317
It was just an interest, that's all, there's nothing valuable there.

>J, but like N
I think I'm getting an erection.
No.323321
Anonymous
Image:176901776491.png(16kB, 1008x242)Screenshot_1.png
NEURO MACAQUE ON 2CH DOESN'T CONSIDER N THE BEST GIRL OF THE SHOW!
No.323322
Anonymous
Replies:>>323323>>323324
>>323320
>I don't remember the last time I saw a drone like this.

Amda tag on the booru. It was posted 5 days ago.

>J, but like N
A, dd that isn’t a serial killer or insane is surprisingly nice. Plus there’s that cool render of her.
No.323323
Anonymous
>>323322
>Amda
Damn, right, how could I forget.

Kind J is good. She's still incompetent, but at least she's not a bitch.
No.323324
Anonymous
Image:176901807856.png(2.17MB, 1920x1080)1girl_3d_black_hair_blue_eyes_disassembly_drone_disassembly_drone_emily_glasses_highres_looking_at_viewer_medium_hair_7685.png
>>323322
DD Emily love and respect and marriage
No.323325
Anonymous
>>323317
Nta, but i have a lot of ideas I'm working on.
No.323326
Anonymous
Replies:>>323327
>>323315
To look at borderline illegal activity. Why else?
No.323327
Anonymous
Replies:>>323329
>>323326
>borderline
No.323328
Anonymous
Image:176901949032.jpg(193kB, 1280x1280)202510181914282512484483809836975.jpg
No.323329
Anonymous
>>323327
What did they do?
No.323330
Anonymous
Image:176901964335.png(177kB, 920x1030)1693239516762921.png
>Emily wanted to woo you with an exotic dance she saw online but you walked in on her practicing
No.323331
Anonymous
Replies:>>323332>>323333>>323334>>323338
Image:176902054585.png(501kB, 1010x1670)Iris, the Queen of Loving Flesh.png
I won't be uploading new content to Booru right now, there is need to tag the new greens first.
No.323332
Anonymous
Replies:>>323336
>>323331
pocktus wanted Vivi’s name to be Iris so bad
No.323333
Anonymous
>>323331
Thank you for your hard work, Anon.
No.323334
Anonymous
Replies:>>323337>>323340
>>323331
I accidentally uploaded 3 greens past my limit. So I’ll have to wait for my posts to auto delete.
No.323335
Anonymous
Image:176902154708.png(127kB, 501x739)NUMGIM.png
No.323336
Anonymous
>>323332
my bad for calling her Vivisectia
No.323337
snow
Replies:>>323340
>>323334
Trying to figure out a way to reset this, it's supposed to allow you to keep uploading, which is odd. Maybe cause of the deletions.
Worst case, just take a break and wait till the next day
No.323338
Anonymous
Image:176902190502.jpg(99kB, 853x480)1464176819954.jpg
>>323331
Saluting a real dronigga for his work
No.323339
Anonymous
Replies:>>323341
Image:176902192023.png(734kB, 1000x984)Spoiler image
>vomits on your carpet
No.323340
snow
Replies:>>323345
>>323337
>>323334
nevermind, figured it out, you're good to go!
No.323341
Anonymous
Image:176902209289.jpg(98kB, 332x837)5292b5e30afb67a4e310d40c7817430b.jpeg
>>323339
Cheeked up little maid drone.
No.323343
Anonymous
Image:176902223215.png(172kB, 640x670)It is just funny.png
Hey, Friend, here, have a Thread.
>>323342 >>323342
>>323342 >>323342
>>323342 >>323342
>>323342 >>323342
>>323342 >>323342
>>323342 >>323342
>>323342 >>323342
No.323345
Anonymous
Image:176902256342.png(2kB, 507x29)duplicates.png
>>323340
btw does the server internally release mustard gas when you get a message like this when you add new links for artist socials, even though none of them match the artists shown in the error message?
No.323346
Anonymous
>>323145
They run a dominos pizza
No.323352
Anonymous
>>323299
Was that back around when episode 8 dropped?
No.323370
Anonymous
Replies:>>323371
>>323204
>>323209
where do you get your models? I want to try and port them to gmod.
No.323371
Anonymous
>>323370
Isn't at least J already in some modelpack? Swear I saw her there
No.328591
Anonymous
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>>322975
Yes, V's tongue is almost as broad as her mouth and cleanly black. WDs tongues are seen 3 times as far as I know, always same shape. Cyn's tongue is seen in 5 and is smaller, also looks black, it is a bit too long to seem normal (compared to humans) tho. Alice's looks a little more greyish compared to Cyn, I don't know if that's due to her not being a solver host or just due to the light. Or being older idk.
Doll's is seen in the pilot too but looks like Cyn's, even if Doll was a dormant solver host yet, that doesn't narrow it down, colour difference (if not due to lighting, which is the most likely desu) could be a solverite/nonsolver diff
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>>322971
Ah, there it is.
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