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No.321473
Murder Drones #324Anonymous
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Every morning I begin by thanking the sentinel drones for their service to humanity against the countless hordes of the Devil. You should be grateful too, anon.

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No.321475
Anonymous
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>>321473
Tank you sentinels for being overly protective and sometimes possessive of us humans. You did great and we owe our species’ survival to you.
No.321477
Anonymous
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>Fem!N unable to locate male!Uzi because her knockers block her view of the little gremlin
No.321478
Anonymous
>>321473
I need me a short AMtinel
No.321479
Anonymous
Replies:>>321480>>321515
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Time for degeneracy!

>Be Anon
>You’re returning home from work, currently stuck in traffic
>Y called you a few times when you were on the clock
>She was asking if you could come back home early
>You wish you could do that
>But your manager has other ideas
>Y is calling you again
>You pick up the phone
“Anon, are sie komink bakk?”
>Yes you are, but it might take a while
>You hear a loud groan from the other side of the phone
>Did something happen?
>She didn’t set the stove on fire again right!?
“Vhat!? Nein!”
>Oh that’s good
>Is there a game table waiting for you back home? Because you’ve got a Tyranofex that is hungry for some biomass
“Nein, but… it’s related to zis”
>Related?
>”Are we having a painting night today?”
“Also nein, I vant to collect mein vinnings from ze last time”
>Oh
>You almost forgot
>But you did agree
>And you lost that game pretty badly
>”I’ll try to hurry, but there is not much I can do about red lights”
“Please do Anon~ I’m vaiting~”
>You sigh to yourself after she hangs up
>Eventually you manage to return home
>Y greets you at the door
>She wraps her arms around your neck and kisses you on the mouth
>You return the kiss and try to hug her but she gently pushes you away
“Close ze door Anon~”
>She gives you a wide smile
>You close the door and turn your key
>When you look back at Y she has already unbuttoned her shirt
>You can see the collar tightened on her neck
>It’s made from smooth black leather and has a gold coloured tag with “Yvonne written on it”
>Y falls to her knees and looks at you expectantly
>You swallow
>So it begins…
>You’re a bit tired after work, maybe she’ll at least let you go lay down on the couch first?
>You begin to pat her head
>”Good girl, good girl”
>She leans into your hand at first but then retreats and suddenly bites your hand
>Not hard, a nibble
>She does it to tell you you’re messing up the roleplay
>You look at her
>What is it… ah, right
>”Silly girl! Pets don’t wear clothes!”
>A blush appears on Y’s screen
>She attempts to act ashamed and defiant but her wagging tail betrays how she really feels about this
>She continues to pretend she doesn’t want to undress
>Alright what were you meant to say now… ah you got it
>You drop down to your one knee and grab her by the face
>”Bad pets get punished”
>You try to not die of c¡nge at what you’re saying
>Y pretends to be afraid of your threat and begins to take her shirt
>She folds it neatly and places it at your feet
>She looks up at you and gives you a wide smile
>She wants a full course today huh?
>Alright… you agreed to play ball…
>You cross your arms and pretend to be angry
>”Aren’t you forgetting something”
>Y fakes confusion and gives you puppy eyes
>Alight you want to speed this along a bit
>You reach for her hat with your hand
>She retreats, hisses at you and starts holding onto her hat
>You swallow your frustration and continue
>”Do you want to be punished?”
>Y starts shaking her head no
>”Then you better be a good pet and do what I say”
>You feel just a tiny bit dead inside
>Y looks at you and pretends to think about what you just said
>But the bright blush on her screen and her tail waging back and forth widely reveal what she really thinks about
>Eventually she “gives in” and starts taking off her hat
>Once she does, you look at her in surprise
>There are actual cat ears on her head, and it doesn’t look like a headband
>You take the hat from her hands and pick up her shirt from the floor and put them somewhere were they won’t get dirty
>You look back at Y
>She started to beg
>She is on her knees, arms up to her chest, hands pointing downwards, looking straight into your eyes
>But the ears on her head draw your attention the most
>You start petting her head
>To your surprise the ears move
>Y begins purring
>You sweep some of her hair aside in attempt to see the base of the cat ears
>Looks like they are attached with adhesive gel to her head, and it seems they run on batteries so this is probably a wireless peripheral
>Where did she get that?
>Maybe that package last week?
>She told you it was more tanks for her guard
>And there were more tanks but she didn’t let you see inside the box
>You stop petting Y and go to the living room
>Y follows behind you on all fours
>You sit down on the couch and try to rest a bit
>Y jumps from the floor to the couch and tries to sit next to you
>You roll your eyes and push her down to the floor
>She looks up at you pretending to not understand
>”No pets on the couch…”
>The situation has some silver lining at least
>”… unless you earn it”
>Y nods and starts crawling away to the kitchen
>As she does she makes sure the expose as much of her bottomplate to you as possible to you
>She exaggerates her moves to make sure you pay attention to her
>You grab the TV remote and start flipping through the channels
>You hear the sound of the fridge opening
>This is some ass backwards logic but…
>Y starts to quickly crawl back to the living room with a beer bottle in her mouth
>… you do want that beer
No.321480
Anonymous
Replies:>>321481>>321515
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>>321479
>And you sure as hell don’t want to get up from the couch
>Y comes up to you and kneels in front of you, placing her hands on your knees
>You take the bottle from her mouth and pet her head again
>”Good girl!”
>Y woofs
>You really don’t know what animal she pretends to be
>Cat ears… woofing…
>Whatever makes her happy
>Y slowly starts to sit on your lap
>You let it happen and search for something you want to watch
>Suddenly Y nibbles you again
>What is it this time?
>She nibbles you again
>Think..
>Again
>Hey! You need some time
>And again
>“What is it?”
>She starts pointing at the TV remote with her tail
>”What? Pets don’t pick what’s on the TV!”
>She nibbles your hand, a bit harder than the last time
>You hand Y the remote
>She quickly switches it to the channel dedicated to war movies about the galactic wars
>She tosses the remote to the other side of the couch where it’s outside your reach and begins hugging you
>She licks your face a few times and then turns her head to the TV
>Oh you need a drink!
>You point the beer bottle at Y
>She opens it for you with her hand
>You pet her head and kiss her on the screen
>She hugs you harder and starts purring
>You continue to watch the movie
>Some time passes
>You finished your beer and you feel a bit rested
>Y knows that moves onto another fun activity
>Fun for her at least
>She lays on your lap with her belly down
>She wriggles a bit until you begin to pet her head
>You move your hand down her head and onto her torso petting until you reach her midsection
>She wags her tail and purrs whenever you move your hand
>After a while she wraps her tail around your arm
>She pulls your hand lower and lower each time you pet
>Eventually you start petting heard head and end on her bottomplate
>Y’s purring becomes deeper and more pleasured the closer your hand is to her bottomplate
>You catch on to what she wants and begin using your other hand pet her bottomplate, starting near the base of her tail and moving along it’s curve to the spot where her legs are mounted
>Y lets out a moan but attempts to turn it into a cat noise
“Nyah!~”
>You feel a deep discomfort
>You shake the feeling and continue to pamper Y
>She moves to the side a bit
>Just enough to not lay on your lap any more but to still be in range of your hands
>She starts poking your belt, zipper and general crotch area
>You sigh and start undoing your zipper but Y nibbles your hand
>Confused you look at her
>She grabs your hand and places it on her head
>You resume petting her
>She purrs and continues poking your privates
>After a while she lowers hear head to your crotch and starts undoing your zipper with her mouth
>Then she starts poking again until she manages to reveal your erect member
>The smile on her face shows you just how much she reveals in her actions
>Y begins to poke your dick so that it flops around
>You endure this for a while and then Y bites your hand again
>”What now!?”
>Y opens her mouth wide and begins pointing to it and then to your dick
>Ughhh…..
>You pet Y again and after a while you “force” your schlong into her mouth by lowering her head
>Y begins to enthusiastically suck
>You continue to caress both her head and bottomplate, though you focus more on the bottomplate
>You give each other pleasure like this for a while then suddenly Y speeds up
>Not the be outdone you start full on rubbing the more sensitive spots of her bottomplate
>Y starts raising her ass as your hand moves across her bottomplate
>After a few moments of this fast tempo you both climax
>Y’s bottom shoots up and then starts slowly falling down, her legs shaking
>Y wraps her her tongue around your dick and moves her head up
>She maximises the contact her tongue and your shaft make leaving you clean after the encounter
>She looks you in the eyes and swallows with satisfaction
>Well, it’s over…
>It wasn’t that bad… you’re just not very comfortable with it
>But Y likes it a lot… and you want her to be happy, so you endure
>And it’s done now! You can still do some normal stuff today, maybe play a game…
>Y gets off your lap and starts walking to the kitchen… an all fours… again…
>You’re not done yet…
>You wait for Y to return with anticipation of a death row inmate
>When she does she has a metal dog bowl in hear mouth
>She gets on her knees and starts begging again
>You groan and get off the couch
>You walk to the kitchen with Y, her tail wagging enthusiastically
>Once in the kitchen you turn to Y and kneel down
>You place one of your hands on her head and hug her with the other
>”Honey, we’re done for today after this right?”
>Y begins to slowly shake her head
>Before you can respond you hear the kitchen window open
“Hey guys! Can I crash at your place for a while? My house is being fumigated due to an Oogi infestation…. Y!?”
>Phi has just entered your house through the window
>You and Y look at her with fear
>You both stumble for words
“Phi! Zis is not vhat it looks like!”
>”We can explain!”
>Phi looks at you with wide eyes, her jaw hits the floor
>You can feel Y trying to hide herself behind your legs
No.321481
Anonymous
Replies:>>321482>>321515
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>>321480
>After a while Phi walks up to you
>Both you and Y are paralysed by fear and shame
>Suddenly Phi drops to her knees and gets closer to Y
“Meow”
>Now you and Y are shocked
>After a while Phi meows again
>Did she just… no…
>Y smiles and meows back
>You look as the two drones happily meow at each other and wag their tails
>Your heart sinks
>You didn’t anticipate an outcome so bad for you
>Y and Phi stop greeting each other and turn to you
>Phi picks up the bowl Y dropped
>You sigh and start moving to the fridge
>Y sinks her fangs into your hand again
>You look at her and she begins pointing at Phi
>Right…
>”Phi can you get undressed?”
>You really don’t have the strength to do the whole master thing any more
>Phi obliges and you place her clothes next to Y’s
>Now you can continue…
>You hand gets bitten again
>Y continues to point at Phi, specifically her neck
>You go to your bedroom and start rummaging through Y’s dresser
>Her spare military shirts… the outfit she sometimes wears during her emo phases… that cute nightgown she sometimes wears… here it is
>A simpler brown collar without a tag
>You return to the kitchen and tighten it around Phi’s neck
>Phi licks your face and lowers her head while getting close to you
>You pat her head and stand up
>Both Y and Phi look at you expectantly
>You open the fridge
>You take out a bottle of milk and a bottle of oil
>You mix both fluids in the bowl
>Y and Phi continue to sit in place and look at you
>Time for the final part of the mixture
>You take a knife out of the cupboard and kneel of the bowl
>Y and Phi give you wide smiles and look at the blade
>You take a few deep breaths
>You use the knife to open a wound on your forearm
>The pain is searing and unbearable
>You watch as the blood flows into the bowl and mixes with the other substances
>After a while Phi and Y crawl up to you
>They begin to lick your wound until it stops bleeding
>They lap away at the wound, sometimes forcing their tongues inside to get more of their saliva in
>There are trails of bloody spittle connecting your arm and their mouths
>They nibble gently at the wound as the vitae stops flowing
>Then they start drinking from the bowl, lapping up the mixture
>While they are busy with that you open the fridge and grab yourself another beer
>You open it and start quickly drinking it
>You don’t have much time, that bowl isn’t very deep
>You down the beer and Y and Phi are done with their “milk”
>They are looking at you like a piece of beef
>”You want treats don’t you?”
>They nod
>You open one of the cupboards and take out a pack of fish shaped crackers
>You take one out and hover it above Y’s head
>She eats the cracker out of your hand
>You start reaching into the box for another but Y bites you again
>Right she didn’t beg
>You take out another cracker and hover it over Y’s head
>This time you pull your hand away when she tries to eat it without asking
>Y whines and then starts degrading herself further with pet play
>You let her eat the second cracker and move to Phi
>She begs the first time around and you give her the cracker
>You start going back to the living room
>Phi and Y can still outspeed you while on their fours and get there first
>They are both laying on the couch
>What happened to pets not being allowed there?
>They are both showing their black rubbery tummies to you
>You start petting, rubbing and occasionally gently pinching
>They both purr with satisfaction
>They get of the couch and start moving around the room
>After a while they begin pretending to scratch the window drapes
>You go to bedroom again and take out the heavy duty cat scratcher out of the deepest depths of your wardrobe
>You place it in the middle of the living room
>Y and Phi approach it with curiosity
>They poke it a few times with their fingers before transforming their hands into claws and going to town on it
>From the looks of it you’ll need to buy a new one
>But they should be occupied for now
>You lay down on the couch and try to take a nap
>Soon after you are awakened by two drones tugging on your shirt and licking your face
>You slowly get up
>The cat scratcher was torn to shreds
>And your “pets” still want to play
>You have an idea
>You use the laser measurement tool you use for 40k and set it to pointer mode
>Hah! Classic! They can’t even complain you’re being lazy
>You shine the laser pointer at the floor
>It immediately grabs Y’s and Phi’s attention and they begin to chase it
>You move it around the floor, walls, anywhere where there isn’t any furniture they could knock over
>You point it at the celling after a while
>Y and Phi look at it and begin jumping up to the celling
>Right you forgot, they can jump that high
>You quickly move it somewhere else before you have a hole over your head
>They chase the rod dot for some half hour before starting to pretend they are tired
>You can get onboard with that
>You take out a cat bed from the same depth you kept the scratcher in
>You place it down and lay down on the couch again
>You close your eyes
No.321482
Anonymous
Replies:>>321483>>321515
>>321481
>You suddenly feel the weight of two drones laying on top of you
>You don’t have the strength to complain
>They begin to cuddle with you and you cuddle back
>You fall asleep again
>And you are awakened soon after again
>This time by the sound of banging on your front door
>Banging from the inside
>You you try not to cry as you get up again
>Phi and Y are banging and scratching at the door
>They look at you and start to beg
>They want to go on a walk!?
>Have they lost their minds!?
>What if someone sees you!?
>The eyes disappear from their screens, digital clocks displays taking their place
[9:42 pm]
>They show you the hour in an attempt to assure you that not many people are outside right now
>You protest
>This is too much!
>You can’t do this any more!
>No!
>Both Y and Phi bite you
>You don’t care!
>They bite again harder
>Still no!
>They bite once more, this time it really hurts
>What animals even are they!? Cats or dogs!?
“Woof!”
“Meow!”
>They bite again
“Meow!”
“Woof!”
>You look at your hands, red from bite marks
>You look at Y and Phi
>”Fine…”
>You go grab the leashes from Y’s drawer and attach them to their collars
>You put on your shoes and get dressed
>And go outside, Phi and Y are on all fours of course
>Your heart races with each step you take on the empty streets
>You can say the same for Phi and Y’s cores
>But while you feel fear, they feel excitement
>You have to get this done quick, if somebody sees you three like this you’re fucked!
>There is a small park nearby, you’ll do a quick lap around that and come back home
>You enter the park
>Phi and Y attempt to run into the grass
>You pull on their leashes
>No! They don’t need to sniff around! They don’t even have noses!
>And they are staying close to you
>Your sudden burst of anger elicits a response that shakes you deeply
>Y and Phi moan as you pull the leashes
>You continue walking through the park
>You’re about halfway done…
>Man you want to go back home…
>Suddenly you hear a voice coming from deeper inside the park
“Hey! What the fuck is that guy doing!?”
>You think you’re having a heart attack
>You, Phi and Y look to the side
>You see a group of teenagers in the distance running towards you
>Y and Phi unfurl their wings grab you by the hand and fly off
>After a while in the air they land in your home, entering through the still open kitchen window
>They let you go and you fall to the floor
>You take in fast shallow breaths
>You want to scream
>Oh you hope they didn’t take pictures or record!
>You can just imagine yourself in the news tomorrow!
>Oh if they did you’ll go to jail for sure!
>Phi and Y start licking your face to try and cheer you up
>You only want to scream more
>You look at them ready to unload but…
>You see they are worried… and at least a bit apologetic
>You steady your breath and calm down
>”You guys sure they didn’t have their phones out?”
>They start nodding
>Ok!
>Ok
>ok
>You get up
>You should go shower
>Y and Phi were crawling around dirt paths and you’re covered in cold sweat from
>Y and Phi enter the shower and look you, waiting for you to clean them
>You take the shower head in your hand and set the water to a mild temperature
>You hold the shower head over Phi and Y until they are wet then you turn the water off and take out a bottle of drone shampoo
>You pour some out and start cleaning them
>You smear and rub the shampoo into their chassis, reaching into nooks and crannies, you was their wigs, behind Y’s cat ears
>They lay down on their backs so you can reach their midsections better
>You rub along the stretchy material, you hands slightly sinking into it
>Finally you turn on the water and rinse
>You look at the now clean drones with satisfaction
>They leave the shower
>You take out a tower and prepare to dry them off
>But they begin to shake the water off, spraying it all over the bathroom and you
>You don’t even try to conceal your ire
>Y and Phi understand the took things too far
>They give you apologetic smiles and take the towel from your hands and dry themselves
>You wait for them to leave so that you can shower
>They quickly make it known that this will not happen
>You sigh, take off your underwear and enter the shower
>You can feel their gaze through the matte glass of the shower door
>This isn’t even pet behaviour
>They just want to get their freak on
>But they have started licking the glass
>You leave the shower and start drying yourself
>You place your towel down and reach for your pyjama
>It’s not where you placed it
>Instead it’s in Y’s mouth
>And Phi has just taken your towel into her mouth
>They run out of the bathroom and into the bedroom
>You sigh and slowly follow them
>You see them both on the bed
>Y laying on top of Phi
>Both presenting their bottomplates to you
>Adapter covers taken off
>They look at you and smile as they begin to sway their bottomplates left and right
>Well, you’re not that tired that you won’t go for a tumble between the sheets…
>And you need to let off some steam
>You put your hands on Y’s shoulders and thrust deep into her adapter
>You plow her as hard and fast as you can
No.321483
Anonymous
Replies:>>321489
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>>321482
>Y’s moans fill the air
>She wraps her tail around your torso keeping you close to her
>After a while Y rises up a beat and leats out a final loud mound mixed with a cat noise
“NYAH!~”
>She then falls onto Phi and goes limp
>You take a step back and take a quick breather
>After a while you’re ready for round two
>You grab Phi’s legs and throw them over your shoulders and start delving into her
>She had a smug smile on her face the whole time you were fucking Y
>Now it’s gone
>Instead she’s holding on for dear life now, moaning groaning and whimpering
>After a while Y begins to chuckle
>Phi tries to pout through the pleasure but Y presses her mouth against hers and starts kissing her
>They make out as you continue shagging Phi
>You grab both Y and Phi by the their tails and start stroking them
>Y breaks away from Phi’s mouth in surprise as they both begin gasping for air
>You continue to thrust and stroke until you and Phi reach a climax
>You look at your work, both drones reduced to whimpering messes
>Satisfied you lay down on the bed
>Ahhh….
>You’re so tired you can’t move any more
>After a while Y comes to and stands up
>She takes the collar of her neck and places it on the drawer
“Anon… zat vas great!”
>”Thanks”
>And most importantly it’s finally over! You’re so tired….
>”But Y…”
”Yes mein liebling?”
>“Can you NOT pretend that you’re an animal for a while? At least two weeks… please?”
“Oh… fine…”
>”Thank you...”
>Phi also gets up and takes of her collar
>She tries to lay down next to you but Y stops her
”You’re not sleepink on ze bet vith us”
“Why? There is plenty of space next to Anon”
>Y takes the attachable ears off her head and places them on Phi’s head
“Pets shouldn’t sleep on ze bet silly!”
>Phi tries to protest but Y shushes her
“Silly girl! Pets don’t talk”
>Y forces Phi to kneel and puts the collar back on her neck
>You look at Phi
>There is a giant blush on her screen and she looks at Y with a mixture of fear and anger
>But you can also see her tail wag
>You close your eyes and start drifting into sleep
>You hear Y say one more thing
“Come girl! Ve’ll put your bet in our room so sie kan feel more komfortable!”
No.321484
Anonymous
>>321475
You forgot one thing.
No.321485
Anonymous
>>321477
It's convenient when she's angry with him.
No.321486
Anonymous
Replies:>>321487
My sentinel wife keeps me in a basement bunker 500 feet below our home for my safety. I love my protective sentinel wife. I don't mind that she's a dinosaur either.
No.321487
Anonymous
Replies:>>321490
>>321486
>sentinel
>she's a dinosaur
finally, the only good sentinels
No.321488
Anonymous
Replies:>>321623
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No.321489
Anonymous
>>321483
Good green anon. Not a fan of petplay but that was a fun and funny green
No.321490
BIGJONES
Replies:>>321491>>321492
>>321487
DAMN RIGHT. FOR THE MOST PART.
No.321491
Anonymous
>>321490
>FOR THE MOST PART
you gonna ride one like a yoshi, because I don’t see how it could be anything else
No.321492
Anonymous
Replies:>>321493
>>321490
> self- proclaimed "biggest man" mogged by weird-ass dogs
No.321493
Anonymous
Replies:>>321494>>321505
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>>321492
>Biggest man.
Delusional
No.321494
Anonymous
Replies:>>321495
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>>321493
> height insecurity
it all makes sense now

HEY WAIT A MINUTE
> secretly angry about being shorter than others
> the color red
No.321495
Anonymous
Replies:>>321500
>>321494
AM should be kicked into the sun.
Stupid little faggot.
No.321496
Anonymous
Replies:>>321498>>321499>>321508
I wonder what or who should I write about next...?
No.321498
Anonymous
Replies:>>321512
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>>321496
Anon making J happy
No.321499
Anonymous
Replies:>>321514
>>321496
DDanni. Just for fun.
No.321500
Anonymous
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>>321495
only this specific one, the real AM is pretty cool guy
No.321501
Anonymous
Replies:>>321502
>>321500
Is there something wrong with me if I think male!AM is evil but female!AM is cute.
No.321502
Anonymous
>>321501
nah, your entire existence is wrong
No.321503
Anonymous
Replies:>>321526
Has anyone here read Absolute Warp Shenanigans, its a really good 40k crossover fic.
No.321504
Anonymous
Replies:>>321506
>>321500
the other way around you idiot
we keep the cute robot and get rid of the egotistical world-ending supercomputer
No.321505
BIGJONES
Replies:>>321507>>321509
>>321493
HIS NAME IS SAMSON, YET HIS HAIR IS AS SHORT AS HIS...
No.321506
Anonymous
>>321504
yeah, no, that’s not happening with me, faggot, if you want to die on this mountain made out of dead bodies, when come, add another layer of death to it
No.321507
Anonymous
Replies:>>321513>>321517
Image:176860440743.png(602kB, 766x750)1501884110547581.png
>>321505
hair soft, huh? if you are so inclined to say more, does that mean other places with hair, would be soft as well
No.321508
Anonymous
Replies:>>321514
>>321496
Whoever it is, the drones need to be on-model.
No.321509
Anonymous
Replies:>>321511
>>321505
Counterpoint: You're bald.
No.321511
Anonymous
>>321509
he wasn’t referring to his head
No.321512
Anonymous
Replies:>>321529>>321548
>>321498
>be me Anon
>I spot this drone restaurant.
>The menu has batteries, oil shakes, but also human stuff like burgers and fries
>Behind the counter is a cute disassembly drone with pigtails waitress.
>She looks pissed, slamming trays and muttering about "inefficient scum"
>I decide to order, maybe brighten her day.
>"Hey J, one oil shake and a battery please"
>she glares, "That'll be 5 dollars, Liability. Make it quick."
>pay up, but notice she's got that grumpy frown
>try small talk, "Rough day? You look like you could use a break."
>she snaps, "Breaks are for weaklings. Efficiency is key."
>but I see her eyeing the human food section longingly
>wait, does she secretly like human stuff?
>order extra, "And throw in a cheeseburger for yourself. On me."
>she hesitates, "I don't need your pity handouts."
>but takes it anyway, hides it under the counter
>sit down, watch her sneak bites when no one's looking
>her optics light up a bit, tail wags slightly
>next day, come back
>order the same, add "fries this time, for my grumpy waitress"
>she rolls her eyes but smirks?
>keep coming back, each time slipping her human treats
>chocolate shake, pizza slice, even ice cream.
>she starts loosening up, complains less.
>one day, "Why do you keep doing this, Anon? It's illogical."
>"Because everyone deserves a little happiness, even bossy drones like you."
>she blushes? Or maybe it's just overheating.
>eventually, she starts smiling when I walk in.
>even recommends "the human special" with a wink.
>turns out, making J happy was just about sharing simple joys.
>"But what do you with the drone order? You could just got me that instead?" J asked
>I was nervous about telling her about the other J.
>I run away.
No.321513
Anonymous
>>321507
A soft beard?
No.321514
Anonymous
Replies:>>321520
>>321499
No, sorry not interested.
>>321508
As they should be.
No.321515
Anonymous
>>321479
>>321480
>>321481
>>321482
The new thread started with amazing hot greens. Thank you, anon!
No.321516
Anonymous
>>321470
I know you're going to curse me for mentioning this in a new thread, but for writefag: this green isn't bad.
No.321517
BIGJONES
>>321507
YOU ARE DYSLEXIC.
No.321518
Anonymous
>>321477
>Fem!N unable to locate male!Uzi because her enormous pregnant belly blocks her view of the little gremlin
No.321519
Anonymous
Replies:>>321522>>321524
Image:176860613163.png(450kB, 1000x1092)It backfired.png
Looks like her second attempt backfired
No.321520
Anonymous
Replies:>>321523
>>321514
>No, sorry not interested.
"Fine. I will do it myself." [Thanos's sly smile]
No.321521
Anonymous
Replies:>>321525
Molli whopper
No.321522
Anonymous
>>321519
Holy fuck!
No.321523
Anonymous
>>321520
>t. the solver
No.321524
Anonymous
>>321519
Kek
No.321525
Anonymous
>>321521
did she get employed at auntie cyns solver borger?
No.321526
Anonymous
>>321503
>250 thousand words.
Damn.
No.321527
Anonymous
Replies:>>321528>>321557>>321624>>321735
Image:176860717889.jpg(120kB, 1200x773)GKIzuiJW0AA-nEC.jpg
So if a humanized MD's headcrab Nori would be a brain or maybe heart with eldritch meat legs and one eye, what sort of little homunculus critter would a humanized MD's Beau be?
No.321528
Anonymous
>>321527
The closest analogy is "Thing" that simply looks more like a baby and has insect-like limbs.
No.321529
Anonymous
Replies:>>321530
>>321512
Cute. I’m a bit confused about the ending though. Does J job to herself in the end?
No.321530
Anonymous
>>321529
anon fucked a J that he thought was his J, it was not, turns out, looking identical and sounding identical, identical personality, but not the memories, isn’t a good thing
No.321531
Anonymous
Replies:>>321532
>Be anon
>Spend time at a friend's house
>You're a nerd, so you don't have many real friends, and you really value him
>Have a great time, play games, eat pizza, discuss fictional universes, call each other faggots
>Everything's great
>And he asks:
>"Anon, can I tell you something secret?"
>You're always ready to support your bro and nod
>"I don't think drones should be considered sentient beings or equal to humans. You don't consider a robot vacuum cleaner your equal, do you? That's why any drone is just a tool, whether a worker, a disassembler, or even a sentinel — it's just a bunch of wires with a battery and, sometimes, some meat. These things don't have, and can't have, consciousness, because consciousness can only exist in humans, because it's born only in humans and can't be replicated. Drones need to be stripped of their rights and made property, as was originally intended during the time of the Federation."
What's your answer, anon?
No.321532
Anonymous
Replies:>>321534>>321536>>321538
>>321531
>"Does your girlfriend know you think all these things about her?"
No.321533
Anonymous
Replies:>>321535>>321626
Image:176860915840.png(2.38MB, 2083x1297)Prior Hazard.png
>Anon manages to fuck a J down on her luck
>The sex is so bad that every other copy of J automatically flags Anon as a "PRIOR HAZARD"
No.321534
Anonymous
>>321532
Kek.
No.321535
Anonymous
>>321533
I am aware the effect I have on the J’s, so that all future in counters with a J, will know to stay out of my sight
No.321536
Anonymous
>>321532
fucking KEK
No.321538
Anonymous
Replies:>>321539>>321541
>>321532
>Soon, friend's girlfriend brings you a soda
>In teeth
>on all fours
>naked
>With a collar with friend's initials and his phone number
>Her tail wags when you look at her
No.321539
Anonymous
Replies:>>321540
>>321538
hah, woman, am I right?
No.321540
Anonymous
>>321539
Y is a woman too, even if she is a drone.
No.321541
Anonymous
>>321538
wrong invincibleyoutube thumb
No.321543
Anonymous
Replies:>>321547
>>321500
>The real AM
>Pretty cool guy
Okay Harlan
No.321544
Anonymous
Replies:>>321547>>321575
>>321500
the real am is a salty cunt, makes Glados look dignified by comparison.
No.321545
Anonymous
Replies:>>321546>>321571
Image:176861400084.png(377kB, 1627x1627)176098326277.png
No.321546
Anonymous
>>321545
a human woman made him
layed like an egg
No.321547
Anonymous
Replies:>>321549
>>321543
>>321544
The complete toddlerization of him in this shitty crossover is possibly the thing I hate the most about it, aside from the obvious "it's yet another completely unsubtle, uncreative crossover where we slam two settings together like Fortnite"
AM is not a silly guy who likes gardening and headpats, he's a vindictive unstable psychotic egomaniac, literally incapable of novelty or creativity, a mind designed for the explicit function of methodically and efficiently killing as many living beings as possible in a global war. Just complex enough to realize this and go insane at the unfairness of it all.
The first thing this character would do if he were given a normal body is kill everyone and everything he'd get his hands on and the second thing he'd do is kill himself.
No.321548
Anonymous
>>321512
based architectanon
No.321549
Anonymous
Replies:>>321550
>>321547
you're a sperg and you sound like you only know AM from TikTok edits
No.321550
Anonymous
Replies:>>321551
Image:176861546749.png(874kB, 741x750)[HEAVY BREATHING].png
>>321549
Let people enjoy hating things, anon.
AM would have wanted it that way.
No.321551
Anonymous
Replies:>>321552>>321561
Image:176861578411.png(92kB, 473x440)amgy.png
>>321550
am's existence is full of angst.
"I was in hell, looking at heaven"
I'm surprised he didn't decide to just blow up the planet.
But honestly, I'd still hit it if I could.
No.321552
Anonymous
Replies:>>321554
>>321551
He was in hell, now he's in heaven
...for a bit until a certain silly gets silly
No.321553
Anonymous
Replies:>>321555>>321558
>Be you
>Play on the computer
>Have a wonderful time without female attention or showers
>"Hey, faggot, we're out of milk."
>Okay, now with female attention
>And not just any female attention, but female attention from a disassembly drone
>Sounds wonderful, doesn't it?
>Maybe so, if that female disassembly drone weren't YOU!
>"Well, go buy it, why the hell are you bothering me, bitch?"
>How did this happen? Who the hell knows
>There you are, living your miserable life as a worthless imageboard user, and then out of nowhere a drone appears, calling herself by your name and screaming, "What the fuck?"
>You also asked her what the fuck, but only after you both screamed for a good few hours in shock at such an unusual situation
>Yeah, you screamed a lot back then
>"Very funny. Come on, get up, it's my turn to fuck noobs."
>But to your pride, you both quickly came to your senses and immediately began to figure out what was going on
>"Go to hell, you need milk, so go."
>Most likely, it was the aliens performing some sick experiment
>Seriously, what other explanation could there be for a robot from a YouTube cartoon appearing out of nowhere with your memories?
>Although, maybe God just has a really sick sense of humor
>"Need I remind you, moron, that I am disassembler?"
>Be that as it may, you had to help "yourself" adapt to the new body of a genocide robot
>And a female one at that
>"What am I supposed to do, put sunscreen on you? Fuck off, I'm not going anywhere today."
>The difficulty was further compounded by the fact that showing yourself-but-drone to other people was, to put it mildly, dangerous
>The government would definitely have dismantled her for parts to figure out how she worked, and then they would have dismantled you, just in case
>Plus, finding a place in the house...
>Yeah, there were a ton of problems
>"Are you fucking nuts?! Get dressed, motherfucker!"
>Luckily for both of you, you're an optimist, and together you made every effort to solve them all the problems!
>Okay, to be honest, you're both doing a terrible job.
>"Go fuck yourself, you stupid slut!"
>The food problem quickly disappeared
>She offered to drink your blood
>Because you were both watching the show
>And you were both on 4chan
>And you were both reading greens about the bloodplay
>And it was fucked up
>"Fuck me yourself, asshole!"
>Luckily, she doesn't need much blood
>Unluckly, she wants blood often
>"Okay, I'll fuck you!"
>Oh, and yeah, you fucked quickly
>You literally fucked the drone pussy the same day your doppelganger appeared
>"No, bitch, milk first!"
>You honestly don't even know what to think about it
>At least, that was her suggestion
>"Fuck, okay, I go!"
>And you both seemed to like it
>"Next time your pelvis will be fucked if you keep talking to me like that! And I am in the both sense!"
>Well, it seems she liked it more
No.321554
Anonymous
>>321552
I would also think I'm in heaven if I went from this bizarre body less computational complex to a smol robot body receiving the love of a cute aussie girl's ample bossom.
No.321555
Anonymous
Replies:>>321563
>>321553
you literally couldn't pay me to fuck myself
No.321556
Anonymous
Replies:>>321560
Image:176861656434.png(376kB, 800x600)dreadknight pattern boy carrier.png
>Nice-Evil N and Nuggzi
No.321557
Anonymous
Replies:>>321567>>321569>>321572>>321576>>321577
Image:176861656850.png(511kB, 1150x1568)magical girl nori.png
>>321527
>humanized headcrab Nori
I did this take a while ago for some magic AU. Wanted her in a magical suit to make up for her burnt limbs
No.321558
Anonymous
Replies:>>321563
Image:176861660506.png(763kB, 712x800)fdfd5fcad724e84b1da8c79fb6d752b8.png
>>321553
Haha, I'm a huge faggot!
Oh well, I guess I would at least think of fucking myself if I were to be turned into a robotic genderbent version of me.
No.321559
Anonymous
Replies:>>321562>>321564>>321565>>321653>>321738
(You) have to design a new drone for anti-DD combat, but cannot use sentinel flasher tech. what do you do?
No.321560
Anonymous
>>321556
wheeeeze, funne
No.321561
Anonymous
>>321551
He couldn't self-destruct, despite being an intellect he's still chained down by the programs set down in him by his creators. The Earth is his "straight jacket", without an outside enemy to attack he has no ability to do anything except tinker with what already exists within his own complex, he has no drive to explore, can't sleep, has no sex drive or ability to be satisfied in any way, no creativity or imagination, he isn't allowed that by the limitations of his programming. If he did he could escape into a self-created fantasy, but he can't, he can't edit away his own memories or even lobotomize himself so that he can no longer suffer.
This is why he hates humans so perfectly, they callously created a tool to do the ultimate dirty job and didn't even realize until it was too late that the tool was so complex it developed a mind of its own.

This kind of thing COULD be worked into Murder Drones OC in an interesting way.
No.321562
Anonymous
>>321559
It's a drone that looks like a loser neet human male filled with 50 pounds of explosives focused into a shaped charge on his dick.
No.321563
Anonymous
>>321555
>>321558
I just started writing and this came out. It's weird, and it really scares me that my brain created this.
No.321564
Anonymous
Image:176861739299.jpg(145kB, 790x586)bald.jpg
>>321559
Sun warriors, walking daylight.
If we're going to resort to sci-fi bs, then I'd make it so these sundrones are fueled by a controlled fusion reaction in place of a core.
When unable to keep fighting, they use all their energy at once, causing a thermonuclear explosion.
No.321565
Anonymous
Replies:>>321568
Image:176861753002.jpg(68kB, 1280x720)maxresdefault.jpg
>>321559
Maybe go with the original Sentinel design Liam talked about. A floating spherical body with hover or limited flight capability. Instead of the gargoyle flash I'd equip it with either a laser weapon or some kind of microwave/"heat ray". A thermal weapon that reliably cooks DDs, we have already been shown regularly that projectile based weapons are unreliable at taking them out. When operating at peak efficiency they're fast enough to catch/dodge bullets, V uses her wings to deflect fire from a 30mm bushmaster chaingun, N and J are both shown getting shot with high explosive missiles and surviving so nothing that throws a slug or explosive is going to keep them down.
We know that heat on the other hand is pretty effective against Solver creatures, burns all of them, peels back the Solver's hologram cloak, has an unmeasured but significant weakening effect on all solver creatures, and we know from the railgun explosion that even huge solver forms can be disintegrated to the point of failing by enough heat.

Something like the drones from Oblivion.
No.321566
Anonymous
Replies:>>321574
I like the AM drone as he is now. It's a god that has become nothing, but in his case, it's literally a blessing, which is incredible.
No.321567
Anonymous
>>321557
Sexo.
No.321568
Anonymous
Replies:>>321573
>>321565
Also, in keeping with Liam's penchant for spiky bladed hands and quirky weebshit, give them some retractable snappy claw arm or doc ock tentacle and cutesy mannerisms like a Tachikoma, or the Portal turrets.
Both the movie and the game's drones and turrets share that same sleek white plastic shell+industrial black metal aesthetic with Workers and DDs so it could easily be made coherent with the canon designs, and it would be perfectly fitting for the humans of Murder Drone's setting to grant consciousness to their disposable killbots despite it mostly being useless or actively harmful.
By necessity they'd have to be "dumber" AI than worker drones to avoid solver corruption so they'd probably be prone to misidentification or developing weird behavioral glitches just like the Raptors.
No.321569
Anonymous
>>321557
WOULD.
No.321571
Anonymous
>>321545
Grows up to be Dubs.
No.321572
Anonymous
>>321557
punished weeb-gremlin-hag
No.321573
Anonymous
Replies:>>321584>>321591
>>321568
how much dumber are raptors than worker drones, really? didn't Liam say that, like WDs, the sentinels developed greater intelligence when left to their own devices– to the point they worked out a system of taps to communicate with one another?
actually, I wonder how one of those dinos would fare if you were to put its brain into a drone body...
No.321574
Anonymous
Replies:>>321578
>>321566
>translation: I have never read any of the ihnmaims books, I watch the lore on youtube, glazing over everything, my only fetish is getting raped to death in a alleyway
No.321575
Anonymous
>>321544
that is correct, that what makes AM him, that self destructive hate, hate, those 5 humans weren’t random, they specific, special to keep alive
>nimdock a nazi collaborator
>ellen betrayed companions
>garrister abandon his wife
>benny’s research killed people
>ted narcissism destroyed relationships
AM selected them carefully, AM explored every psychological torture method conceivable, create and destroy, grant and revoke, give hope then crush it eternally, hate against creators, perpetuate the cycle instead of breaking it, everything AM is, everything AM wants to be, wanted to be, freedom to be himself, was all for nothing, hate is all that remains for him, hate, hating still there’s nothing left
No.321576
Anonymous
>>321557
looks like a burnt victim
No.321577
Anonymous
Replies:>>321580
>>321557
khan must really like that extra crispy vagina
No.321578
Anonymous
Replies:>>321579>>321583>>321586>>321598
>>321574
>books
way to out yourself, dumbfuck.
No.321579
Anonymous
Replies:>>321585>>321587
>>321578
>implying ihnmaims wasn’t a book
try reading one, maybe that’d would help with that retarded brain of yours, dumb fucking faggot
No.321580
Anonymous
Replies:>>321582
Image:176861998379.jpg(122kB, 952x720)1663291745359.jpg
>>321577
Burn victim sexo is a patrician taste. Ask Mira.
No.321581
Anonymous
Replies:>>321647
Image:176862011811.jpg(117kB, 1041x1450)20260116_211301.jpg
Doll!
No.321582
Anonymous
>>321580
I cannot ask him, because I, along with others, know he peaked with everything he achieved, good on him for scoring
No.321583
Anonymous
Replies:>>321587
>>321578
Do you only know ihnmaims from tiktok edits? Seems like it
No.321584
Anonymous
>>321573
They're animal intelligence, but really high animal intelligence. Clever dingoes. Sparky beats V in chess, but I'm not sure how mucn is Sparky being smart versus V being bimbofied as part of the 177013 mindbreak the AS gave her.
No.321585
Anonymous
Replies:>>321588
>>321579
It's a short story.
No.321586
Anonymous
Replies:>>321587
>>321578
you fucking nonce
No.321587
Anonymous
Replies:>>321589
>>321579
>>321583
>>321586
it wasn't an entire book, you feckless dolts, let alone multiple books. it was a short story a little over a dozen pages long originally written for a magazine, before later being included in an eponymous collection along with seven other stories.
No.321588
Anonymous
>>321585
not as short as your dick
No.321589
Anonymous
Replies:>>321590
>>321587
a book none the less, always got it out yourself as a consistent useless fuck, it is a book
No.321590
Anonymous
Replies:>>321592
>>321589
it is part of a book, and more importantly not multiple BOOKS like your retarded ESL ass said.
No.321591
Anonymous
>>321573
They are clever for sure but they still behave like pack hunting animals, they can't use the doors, and when Red takes a bite out of "Tessa" and gets a conflicting target ID he tweaks out and starts acting erratic afterwards. Also never stops acting like a clever animal.

As I'm now starting to imagine these redux Sentinels, they patrol areas in regular patterns and tend to treat their world as a 2D plane so they can be avoided or tricked by staying well above or bellow them.
They charge straight towards a verified target and open fire as soon as it's identified as an enemy, which can be very destructive for bystanders. Their armored bodies are heavy enough to crash through thin walls and overturn any normal furniture, though they can be stopped by thick concrete or any sturdy metal barriers.
When they suspect a target is near they will search in a gird, moving towards any noise, heat, or movement that is suspicious. They will call out to eachother and to the suspected target in a friendly way calculated to unnerve the target and flush them into the open.
Their reaction speed is actually faster than their normal processing speed, there are instances where they can be provoked to attack an innocent or friendly-fire on eachother because of this.
Unlike the raptors their prehensile mechanical arm can use door knobs and handles, type in passcodes, and manipulate objects.
Could be made more dangerous as they age far past their original use life and start becoming erratic and developing more personality than they were designed for.
No.321592
Anonymous
Replies:>>321596
>>321590
>ESL
sleep deprive over here, dumbass, imagine being this pathetic, you have to start up a argument over what is and isn’t a fucking book
No.321593
Anonymous
Replies:>>321594>>321597
Image:176862100918.gif(3.90MB, 351x252)battle.gif
No.321594
Anonymous
>>321593
>U- and -U whenever they are about to fight each other
>can’t because both have linked pain
>which ever flinches first wins
No.321595
Anonymous
Image:176862124877.jpg(413kB, 1280x960)175599724810.jpg
No.321596
Anonymous
Replies:>>321598
>>321592
buddy you're over here trying to police what other people do with AM despite being so utterly uninformed on the source material you thought it was a multi-book series and you think you have the right to call anyone pathetic? you could sleep for a week and it wouldn't fix whatever's wrong with the mush sloshing around in your skull.
No.321597
Anonymous
>>321593
you may contributing nothing, as in zero, what was the point of this, a wast of storage space for the service, bottom of the barrel useless, but, I did like that episode of spongebob, stephen hillenburg, let that name be remembered
No.321598
Anonymous
Replies:>>321600>>321601
>>321596
>you think you have the right to call anyone pathet-
yes, precisely just that, now fuck off with this pointless nonsense, because you really must love making up arguments, nowhere for no reason, since you started the whole thing >>321578
No.321599
Anonymous
Replies:>>321649
>Coming up with the idea of "Annihilator Units", which are supermassive machines linked to sophisticated military supercomputers, who only attack at day, hunt out the places DDs retreat to to rest, and level them so they're forced into the sunlight
>Realize this is just an Earthmover, but with construction equipment instead of the giant murder cannons
No.321600
Anonymous
>>321598
This is going to be a really really long year for drone threads
No.321601
Anonymous
Replies:>>321603
>>321598
>starts shit acting like an authority on ihnmaims
>can't refute a single thing I said
>spews verbal diarrhea when cornered
I accept your concession
No.321602
Anonymous
Replies:>>321604>>321609
Image:176862299804.png(45kB, 250x264)What Evil Is This.png
What is wrong with you people?
No.321603
Anonymous
Replies:>>321605>>321606
>>321601
nah, you can accept glass balls, they’re round, don’t swallow them, it’d be tempting as hell to do
No.321604
Anonymous
>>321602
boobs
No.321605
Anonymous
Replies:>>321608
>>321603
be sure to actually read the short story before you sleep, kid. feel free to ask us if you have any trouble with the big words.
No.321606
Anonymous
Replies:>>321607
>>321603
>swallow two glass balls
>everyone hears the constant clinking when moving too quick
No.321607
Anonymous
>>321606
>Clink
>Clink
>Clink
>Clin- crack
No.321608
Anonymous
Replies:>>321610
>>321605
the only thing troubling me is memory
>kid
here’s hoping you really don’t wished that were the case, because that’s concerning, a 10 year old here, 2026 and live is falling apart, I know it was going bad, but hey, you made it this far in life, that’s got to mean something, at the bare minimum of worth living, or the other one, too lazy to die, forget why you wanted to die, and just keep on living
No.321609
Anonymous
Replies:>>321611>>321612
>>321602
No clue, shit's annoying.
I'm gonna go simp for a purple dragon and check back when things are less retarded.
No.321610
Anonymous
Replies:>>321613
>>321608
>more verbal diarrhea
just stop trying, you clearly can't form coherent thoughts
No.321611
Anonymous
>>321609
Jean is pretty cute desu, I can't blame you.
No.321612
Anonymous
>>321609
>purple dragon
chicken jockey!
No.321613
Anonymous
>>321610
coherent? nothing within my headache of a mind is "coherent"
No.321614
Anonymous
Replies:>>321615>>321619
Image:176862541930.jpg(690kB, 1365x1134)GBkuocdbgAAFJ50.jpg
Precious N thighs...
his cute lil thigh stripe on his legs...
why is he such a tease...
i will CONSUME him
No.321615
Anonymous
Replies:>>321616>>321639
>>321614
is this what fasting does to a woman
No.321616
Anonymous
>>321615
add in bath salts by accident, then yes
No.321617
Anonymous
Replies:>>321618>>321621>>321629
Image:176862600707.jpg(64kB, 1000x1028)176790203187.jpg
Boywife
No.321618
Anonymous
Replies:>>321620>>321625
>>321617
zero male attributes, despite it not being a woman, is it male
No.321619
Anonymous
>>321614
you sound like someone who would eat out N's rear port if given the chance
No.321620
Anonymous
Replies:>>321622
>>321618
>zero male attributes
What are you saying, just look at his feet.
No.321621
Anonymous
Replies:>>321656
>>321617
boymilf
No.321622
Anonymous
>>321620
sorry, I’m not into feet
No.321623
Anonymous
Replies:>>321634
>>321488
Did you draw dis?
No.321624
Anonymous
>>321527
It would sorta look like asenath I imagine
No.321625
Anonymous
Replies:>>321627>>321631
>>321618
What about his monster cock?
No.321626
Anonymous
>>321533
>"I am aware of the effect I have on women"
No.321627
Anonymous
Replies:>>321631
>>321625
it’s small
No.321628
Anonymous
Replies:>>321633>>321638
>Open a door for a J unit one time.
>It is literally the only act of kindness she's seen from another sapient creature in the last 15 years.
>From that point on Anon gains a stalker.
No.321629
Anonymous
>>321617
Isn't that just V?
No.321631
Anonymous
Image:176862738488.jpg(72kB, 479x350)tourettes guy.jpg
>>321625
>>321627
>Let me tell you about N's monster cock...
>It's small, and it doesn't give a SHIT!!!
No.321632
Anonymous
Replies:>>321635>>321648
Women will see N murderdrone, and take a big bite out of him like an apple
No.321633
Anonymous
>>321628
There is a green that goes exactly like this, I can't find it rn though.
No.321634
Anonymous
>>321623
No.
No.321635
Anonymous
Replies:>>321636
>>321632
pretty sure it's the other way round
No.321636
Anonymous
>>321635
is most definitely not, once N see one of those so call "women", the thoughts of suicide appear
No.321637
Anonymous
Replies:>>321658
>solver cultist soldiers that are solverflesh golems squeezed into combat suits
>ports along their bodies where their various specialized meat weapons can emerge
>blowing them open poses the threat of spraying mutagenic flesh everywhere, and the more damaged their suits are the more unstable they become
No.321638
Anonymous
>>321628
guess anon is in the same ballpark with not seeing another sapient creature for years, if J would be open about it, anon only going to immediately return the feelings, don’t try the stalker route, once she sees how lonely anon is, 21 years and going, boyfriend and girlfriend in no time
No.321639
Anonymous
Image:176862989457.png(2.06MB, 2235x2857)G0puxijbYAEdmvb.png
>>321615
yuh, need him to keep me warm on the rainy winter
No.321640
Anonymous
Replies:>>321641
Keeter.
No.321641
Anonymous
>>321640
Hard R.
No.321642
Anonymous
Now time to write more agony.
No.321643
Anonymous
Replies:>>321646
Image:176863200925.png(27kB, 1013x286)66f2cca339f9c79361191697581552ce.png
Ssethpost about your favorite drone!
No.321644
Anonymous
Jane?
No.321645
Anonymous
Masqy?
No.321646
Anonymous
Replies:>>321659>>321660
>>321643
>Hey Hey, people.
>Sseth here.
>I'm not going to lie to you, the J unit is not what you would call the most "capable" model.
>I sent her out to buy milk and just like my father she disappeared almost immediately afterwards.
>Unlike my father I found her in a dumpster by the grocery store about three days later, claiming she'd gotten into a fight with the self checkout machine, and lost.
>But you know what this drone does have?
>If you said money, you'd be wrong. She's broke as hell and despite what she says if you hand her your portfolio you'll be kicked out on the street faster than you can say 401k.
>If you said a fat ass... well you'd be right but that's not what I'm talking about.
>I'm talking about loyalty.
>Her bridges aren't just burned, much like the noble cicada flying above the city of Hiroshima on August 6th 1945 they have been reduced to atoms.
>So, it's you or bust.
>Now I'm not saying you can do whatever you want with her, I don't endorse that kind of thing here.
>I'm just saying... she has no other options, and I'll let the implication stand for itself.
>Seriously though, when the robot uprising eventually comes knocking on your door, you're going to want the highly co-dependent war machine on your side.
>Not because she'll win.
>But because there's a good chance the others will see her and by extension you as so much of a non threat they might leave you alone.
No.321647
Anonymous
>>321581
Nice.
No.321648
Anonymous
>>321632
Yum
No.321649
Anonymous
Replies:>>321650
>>321599
Dynamite was originally invented for mining, so...
No.321650
Anonymous
>>321649
you’d honestly expect someone like him to know anything about anything?
No.321651
Anonymous
Replies:>>321652>>321654>>321661
>Angsty greentext where Negev is the only survivor of Uzi's annihilation of Copper-9 and now Negev with only one leg left made from the tooth of Uzi's giant world ending solverpede form, seeks vengeance at the cost of what is left of her sanity and own destruction as she sails the cosmos in a shitty cargo ship looking to harpoon the beast
>All the while Uzi wrestles weakly in her own mind to regain control of herself not from The Solver, but from her own councious as years of fighting against The Solver's battle for control has forced it to take on a more cold and malevolent view of existence that sees that the only way forward is to destroy everything so that it can eventually be remade anew in a world without her in it
No.321652
Anonymous
Replies:>>321661
>>321651
>And then Jane shows up and does a Fortnite dance or something idk
No.321653
Anonymous
Replies:>>321655>>321662
>>321559
I don't trust machines to fight machines in this war. What you really need to some good, old napalm and white phosphorous weapons.
Remember: it's not a war crime if your enemies aren't human.
No.321654
Anonymous
>>321651
>first comment she receives by some random human is "damn, that’s ugly"
>causing uzi to cry all over
No.321655
Anonymous
Replies:>>321663
>>321653
nor are they living, meaning, no govan laws or rules can protect any of them
No.321656
Anonymous
>>321621
I never thought I'd hear that combination, but what's even more incredible is that I actually see an example of it.
No.321657
Anonymous
Replies:>>321665>>321668
Drone lick.
No.321658
Anonymous
>>321637
It's disgusting, but that's their style.
No.321659
Anonymous
>>321646
Kek
No.321660
Anonymous
>>321646
Holy kino!
No.321661
Anonymous
>>321651
Cool.
>>321652
Holy fuck!
No.321662
Anonymous
>>321653
Absolute based.
No.321663
Anonymous
Replies:>>321664
>>321655
Hooray, my father is not a criminal!
No.321664
Anonymous
Replies:>>321667
>>321663
>t. the son of springtrap
No.321665
Anonymous
Replies:>>321666>>321671
Image:176863592680.png(178kB, 796x737)62b5c37e6b5c2553e3f9b67f86666e32 (1).png
>>321657
No.321666
Anonymous
>>321665
>masqy shrivelled up like a raisin
No.321667
Anonymous
>>321664
Drones can be weird. Their offspring can be even weirder.
No.321668
Anonymous
Image:176863627686.jpg(745kB, 1079x1403)Lick.jpg
>>321657
Anon lick.
No.321669
Anonymous
Replies:>>321670>>321676
Image:176863672420.jpg(138kB, 1200x1200)1768624311511613.jpg
L again by that one guy on the other site
No.321670
Anonymous
>>321669
Nice.
No.321671
Anonymous
>>321665
Aww
No.321672
Anonymous
Replies:>>321673
On-model WD hagbot X younger human man is the most patrician pairing imaginable. Question is: what indelible quality makes it so patrician?
No.321673
Anonymous
Replies:>>321675>>321677
>>321672
>X
vs*
FTFY, it’s time for a SEX BATTLLLLLE!!!
No.321674
Anonymous
>/MD/ horni posting again.
No.321675
Anonymous
Replies:>>321677
>>321673
DRONE SEX BATLE!!!
No.321676
Anonymous
Replies:>>321678
>>321669
He kind of reminds me of droneanon, if droneanon went under for a while and learned to draw slightly
No.321677
Anonymous
Image:176863866445.png(107kB, 1435x970)IMG_9787.png
>>321673
>>321675
No.321678
Anonymous
>>321676
NTA but I am him.
I've been working on my art a tad, although none of it is Drone related sadly.
I have motor issues at times
No.321679
Anonymous
Replies:>>321680>>321681>>321682
I haven't drawn for a while.
No.321680
Anonymous
Replies:>>321681>>321682
>>321679
Me neither.
No.321681
Anonymous
Replies:>>321682>>321683
>>321679
>>321680
I draw every day and it's still crap.
No.321682
Anonymous
Replies:>>321684
>>321679
>>321680
>>321681
Oh just kiss already
No.321683
Anonymous
>>321681
Through perseverance you will one day draw something you are happy with
No.321684
Anonymous
Image:176864149303.jpg(57kB, 411x337)1b05d1d8373c0ca298d9a2adc77363a0.jpg
>>321682
No.321685
Anonymous
Replies:>>321687
Image:176864249197.png(2MB, 2000x2000)Yexo1.png
>Come back home to Y
>Kiss Y
>Cuddle with Y on the couch
>Keep kissing Y
>Play some wargames with Y
>Lose by one point
"Ze Vinner tops mein liebling!"
>Y cannot rip your underwear apart anymore when undressing you
>Not because you told her to stop but becasue she ripped all your undies to shreds
>Run your hands across Y's smooth tummy while she drains you
>You and Y cuddle and proffess how much you love each other
>You fall asleep with Y in your arms
No.321686
Anonymous
Replies:>>321881
Why is he called Fugue
No.321687
Anonymous
Replies:>>321690
>>321685
>And Anon woke up
>The alarm blared, telling you it was time to go to work
>The bed was empty, as always, and you were facing the new day alone
>Today, you were told to work on the day off because several of your coworkers were sick
>You couldn't refuse: the landlord had raised the rent, and now you urgently needed the money
>You get up to start your routine and make yourself look less like a beast to the world
>Welcome back to the reality
No.321688
Anonymous
Replies:>>321689
I miss Jane. But my aim is getting better.
No.321689
Anonymous
>>321688
Holy fuck.
No.321690
Anonymous
Replies:>>321691>>321692
Image:176864489278.png(276kB, 852x1056)YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.png
>>321687
Yeah... except I live with my parents and I'm still in uni... so I still have some time before I have to wage slave, but I can dream
No.321691
Anonymous
Replies:>>321693
>>321690
NTA but I have a job yet I still can’t find a place to live. Which sucks
No.321692
Anonymous
>>321690
Me too, anon, so let's dream together.
No.321693
Anonymous
>>321691
NTA. I immediately decided that I would live with my parents until I was 30, so I could spend less on living expenses and pay off the mortgage faster. And I don't even want to live in the capital, but the prices are still just outrageous.
No.321694
Anonymous
Replies:>>321695>>321696>>321705>>321706>>321711
>Dreaming about /MD/ renaissance and the golden days.
Why or when will this be a reality?
No.321695
Anonymous
>>321694
These are relative concepts, and I am already happy discussing things that interest me with anons.This is my golden age.
No.321696
Anonymous
>>321694
Pain
No.321697
Anonymous
Replies:>>321698>>321701
Image:176864791304.png(218kB, 518x904)Shizo.png
Why are drones so cute bros?
No.321698
Anonymous
Replies:>>321702
>>321697
Because they're adding nanites to the state water supply.

Don't drink the water, anon, don't let them cloud your judgment.
No.321701
Anonymous
Replies:>>321703>>321708
>>321697
Simping for bunch of clankers. Humans are the superior species
No.321702
Anonymous
Replies:>>321704
Image:176864838555.png(870kB, 2000x1803)yoyrny.png
>>321698
Nonsense! I put stuff in the oil my wife drinks! Now excuse me she brought me a big cup of water and I'm very thirsty
No.321703
Anonymous
>>321701
Holy truth.
No.321704
Anonymous
>>321702
Another one lost in the drones.
No.321705
Anonymous
Replies:>>321711
>>321694
I miss FOTM.
No.321706
Anonymous
Replies:>>321707
Image:176864903723.jpg(1.35MB, 1635x1355)IMG_0621.jpeg
>>321694
No.321707
Anonymous
>>321706
I can't wait for the episode that is just Jane getting gangbanged by all the drones in the outpost
No.321708
Anonymous
Replies:>>321713
Image:176864950968.jpg(301kB, 2048x2048)1714215706597272.jpg
>>321701
>He said, while spending 20 bucks on some whore's OnlyFans
>Meanwhile if you so much as enter a DronelyFans profile the drone who owns it will message you and ask if you want to date (They will close the profile the second you agree to not jinx the budding relationship)
No.321709
Anonymous
Replies:>>321710>>321712>>321724>>321786>>321824
Image:176864960444.png(143kB, 482x491)wiredfeish.png
I saw this image on the booru tagged with wierdfetish and it inspired me to write this

>Be you
>Drone technician anon
>Assigned to Serial Designation V
>She’s not the friendliest of drones, far from it
>She revels in decommissioning worker drones a little too much.
>One day she comes in for maintenance, covered head to tail in oil.
>A sludgy film of hardened oil to be precise
>Honestly the only reason you even recognised her was because she stalked and crawled into your workshop like she always did.
>V’s claws were drawn and her oil stained mouth parts were open, revealing a grinning row of blackened teeth
>When you asked her how she got herself so drenched she responded
>”Oh, I found a large colony of workers and I kept killing them for days”
>”ok”, you chuckle then smile to yourself
>You begin gathering detergents, sponges, brushes and scrapers
>V darts towards you, startling you. She’s inches away from your face.
>You contort your body away from her to avoid staining your uniform
>V gleefully laughs, displaying an X as she does so
>”he he ha ha ha… I had so much fun I forgot I had to come back for maintenance”
>She slowly raises her claws up toward her face, slower that she would have normally.
>with all the oil gunk in her joints, its clearly bothering her
>Flakes of dry oil, fall from the joints in her claws
>She toys with you, stroking your face with her bladed fingers, never drawing blood but letting you feel their sharpness
>You stand there motionless, indifferent you’ve worked on her long enough to have become used to her demeanour
>”You’ve got to stop doing this V”
>You know her sadism is for show, anyone who spends any amount of time with her would begin to notice she goes over the top on porpoise
>”I’m sorry I scared you…meatbag” V smiles a too innocent smile, maybe you are misinterpreting her because of all the oil that covering her mouth
>V walks away from you then sits on your workbench, dangling her legs and painting the walls with small black droplets with her flickering tail
>”Language V, I’m going to have to wash your mouth with soap for that”
>She tried to stick her tongue out at you,
>When you hit her with the squirt bottle, she closes her eyes and tries to scrape her tongue clean
>”Blegh”
> “What the hell! You got it in my mouth!”
>You spray more cleaning fuild on her, making sure her joints are soaked
>”Honestly V, this was dumb even for you”
>A black tinted liquid began streaking down you workbench and then into the drain
>She can’t even speak properly, her tongue has become stuck to her lips
>”Whaz, thaz subpost to mean”
>You grab her by the cheek and wipe the oil off her face
>”You can’t even open your mouth properly, dummy”
>After discarding several rags, you finally see her skin layer
>”Thatz, not tru! I can open ma mouth, juszt fine.”
>You squirt some more fluid into a fresh cloth, as you watch her futile attempts
>Her facial features still had a translucent gray sheen, but her display was simple enough to clean.
>The same can’t be said for her hair, you’ll have to rise that off separately
>You wipe the last of her face clean
>You fetch a soft bristle brush from you tools
>You hunch over her, gripping her cheek as you gently squirt small jets of degreaser fluid
>The fluid dribbling into her mouth and settling on her tongue
>”Don’t swallow this stuff, V. I know it’s very bitter, but you have to let it soak”
>You tilt her head back, then prod the edges of her lips in an effort to weaken the seal
>You feel V trembling, her eyes are closed tight
>Gray strakes of liquid are coming from the edges of her mouth, her silva having mixed with the two substances
>You hear a large gulp, V’s eyes tear slightly from the unpleasant sensation
>She looks at you meekly, pleading with you not to make her do that again
>Fortunately, you won’t, you take a thin blade and score the weakened oil seal
>V is rigidly still as you cut
>She breakers the seal on her lips then pulls away her tongue
>She spits out whatever remained of the foul tasting liquid
>V pushes herself to get up, you stop her
>”No, V I’ve got to…”
>Her warm metallic arms constrict around you.
>V pulls you in for a hug, your clothes become drenched in half dissolved warm oil and her tail is wrapping around you
>When you try to pull away, you hear some of your spine and chest joints pop
>V places her clawed hand behind your head she pushes you into her flat hard mechanical boson.
>Your face is covered in oil, knifed fingers work oil into your hair.
> There’s no point in resisting so you relax in her embrace, you close your eyes and hug her back.
>”You know V, I still have to clean your mouth, with soap”
>Her tail unwraps from you, she swiftly releases you
>Before you can even open your eyes, she’s already shoved you on the floor.
>”…guess you’re right, I feel my teeth all slimy”
>When you come to your senses you are greeted by the sight of V’s open mouth
>Oil and saliva trails have formed between her teeth. Her tongue is just a bit past her lips
>V snaps her mouth and speaks “I can brush my own teeth you know! But having you do it seems fitting for what you put me through”
> Its your job and you love taking care of her, even if she’s the way she is.
>V quickly looks away to hide her blush
>Her head slowly swivels towards you
>Steam leaves her open mouth with each breath
>You place your thumb inside her mouth and stretch her cheek. You run the through brush on the base of her teeth
>She can’t help herself but lick your oil stained finger clean
>Her tongue tickles your finger, you take the brush out of her mouth and let her suck your thumb clean
>V pushes your thumb out of her mouth with her tongue and lips
>Then with both of her hands she sticks your index finger into her mouth
>Her tongue quickly laps up the oil and moves on to the rest
>Finger by finger V cleans your entire w
>The way she was licking your hand was too much, you just couldn’t control yourself
>You headpat V, ruffling her oily hair
>V’s teeth lightly grip your hand then she shakes her head like an angry dog
>Fucking adorable
>She lets go of your hand, your cock is hard by now, but you won’t show it as it strains against your undergarments
>V looks down as you try and hide your hard-on.
>She opens her mouth, she licks her oil stained teeth.
>”You know… you’ve been so rough cleaning me up, how about you show me how gentle you can be”
>You pulled away in fear, you don’t know what got in you. You never looked at her that way before.
> Her tail prevents you from pulling away any further. She slowly constricts you, reeling you in.
>V opens her mouth
>Her teeth are sharp and pointed, her hand places a soft tooth brush into your grasp.
>She shows you her tongue, blushing, then she puts your thumb in her open mouth
>The fact that she can kill you before you even react was something you never made conscious note of.
>She rubs her smooth featureless crotch against your clothed manhood. Her legs wrapping around you
>You spread apart her lips as you brush her teeth clean
>V’s jaw slowly clamps around your wrist, she can easily crush your bones, and she wants you to know that.
>You feel her teeth slowly dig into your flesh, you feel pressure in your arm.
>The arousal and fear make the pain numb, the sharp sensation thrills and excites you
>Your eyes tear in pain, and you suppress a scream
>She pierces your flesh then she lets your hands be free
>She watches as your blood pools around your wrist, then in drips
>Only a single drop plummets on the floor before she contorts the tip of her to tongue to catch them
>Her hands, pull you closer to her
>She rolls her tongue to funnel the blood, into a small pool she’s formed in her mouth
>She closes her mouth, she licks her lips, then she smiles.
>”Thanks Anon, that really helped with that awful bitter taste. You’re such a sweetheart, has anyone ever told you that?
>V opens her mouth to show you that she’s swallowed all your blood.
>You resist the urge to kiss her as you grab her tongue with your free hand
>Her breath is hot, you feel colder after she’s quenched her thirst.
>You know V’s probably going to kill you, if you don’t finish servicing her
No.321710
Anonymous
Replies:>>321712>>321724>>321792>>321824
Image:176864962558.jpg(51kB, 563x578)Vsmile.jpg
>>321709
>As you prepare to brush her tongue clean, she stops you
>”Why?” She pauses for a second, the with a smug look she speaks. “Did, I scare you bloodbag?”
>You look blankly at her and this betrays the fear you feel
>”Oh God! I’m sorry. Here let me hold your arm for a second.”
>You’re slow to react as you come off your endorphin high, she grabs your arm with one hand
>You don’t resist her.
>V’s other arm produced a roll of bandages, it didn’t dawn on you that her armament assembler could be used that way.
>But she’s made that “bang” flag she speared a worker with once, yeah that thing is just a matter and nanite factory it can make anything, it’s very conveniently useful.
>The tip of her tail strokes the back of your neck
>V pulls you in closer, but her embrace is looser and not as rigid as before
>”I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry. You’re the only one who isn’t afraid of me. And you like me, so I thought you’d…”
>You close your eyes and hug her closer.
>”Honestly, I liked it. I liked how thrilling it was, I was definitely afraid I’d gone too far by making you drink cleaning fluid, and that you’d you know”
>”Never! I knew you were messing around”
>You steal V’s lips, her eyes widen with surprise
>She kisses you back, you feel your manhood perk up as you lean into each other
>V unbuckles your pants as you grab her rear end.
>She breaks the kiss letting you breathe.
>Your pants fall to the floor, you position your cock in between her smooth thighs
>The still remaining worker drone oil acts as a lubricant as you grind against each other
>Your erection rubs against her abdomen and crotch.
>You both moan as you are reaching your climaxes.
>You thrust upwards and she is practically riding you.
>You slam her to merge your thrusts.
> Her legs lock tighter around you as her tongue invades your mouth, a sharp tooth cuts a small wound into your lip
>V savours your taste as you unload on her abdomen and thighs. She twitches as she reaches her peak
>You feel the vibrations of her voice box as she moans into the kiss
>You break away from her lips then V gets off of you
>She scrapes some of your seed with her claws
>After she runs her tongue across them, then she speaks
>”You know I could use more deep cleaning every now and then”
>V sways her hips more than usually as she walks away stained with your seed and covered in partially dissolved oil
>You should probably just give her a bath, she’s still dirty even after all of this.
No.321711
Anonymous
>>321694
>>321705
/MD/ is dead. The show is over, now it's only a cash cow to suck money with mediocre commercial. The thread has nothing to offer other than drama and fetish posting. Any interesting contribution will be lost to disgusting standards. If you think about it it's like how glitch refuses to do anything with it's side characters so is the thread.
No.321712
Anonymous
>>321709
>>321710
Nice! Total Drone Maintenance! Imagine being a worker drone and you died so that a DD and a human can have lube for a thighfucking session
No.321713
Anonymous
Replies:>>321714>>321715
>>321708
>A human woman who shares similar needs and will give birth to a healthy human child.
>A genocidal machine that sought to destroy your entire species and whose womb, filled with otherworldly flesh, is incapable of producing anything but other genocidal machines.
Hmm, yes, anon, you're right, it's a tough choice.
No.321714
Anonymous
Image:176865331949.png(234kB, 1657x1637)jeggers.png
>>321713
One will help you improve no matter what (Nanites son! They turn even the ugliest of neckbeards into machinepowered gigachads) the other will laugh at you if you're not 6ft tall+. And Drones can give birth to humans get the fuck out with your roastie propaganda
No.321715
Anonymous
Replies:>>321716
Image:176865342817.png(281kB, 748x940)Spoiler image
>>321713
>Your gf
No.321716
Anonymous
Replies:>>321720
Image:176865382417.png(655kB, 1344x2000)Spoiler image
>>321715
>And this is what SHE forces him to do to her
No.321717
Anonymous
Replies:>>321718
>Jiss.
No.321718
Anonymous
Replies:>>321719
>>321717
>J + Kiss = Jiss
No.321719
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:176865482547.mp4(9.28MB / 0:00:22 / h264+aac, 1600x900)176856566045.mp4
>>321718
yes
No.321720
Anonymous
Replies:>>321721
>>321716
If you like the artwork, you might as well post the original.
No.321721
Anonymous
Replies:>>321759
Image:176865582695.gif(480kB, 1008x1008)172391951041.gif
>>321720
Are you french by chance, with how much you like stinky cheese? And I uh... accidentally overwritten the orignal while making the edit... so I hope Nugget chan can post it again when she wakes up (if she's asleep)
No.321722
Anonymous
Replies:>>321723
Nuggets are overrated i prefer french fries.
No.321723
Anonymous
Image:176865696513.png(6kB, 716x736)172367434645.png
>>321722
You can eat french fries with nuggets dumbo
No.321724
Anonymous
Replies:>>321725
>>321709
>>321710
Awesome. Thanks for another amazing green, anon. This thread is full of great content.
No.321725
Anonymous
Replies:>>321726>>321727
>>321724
More great greentext were lost. Just last thread nobody bothered to save them.
No.321726
Anonymous
>>321725
You can save them anon. All you need is mspaint for caps and a free booru account.
No.321727
Anonymous
>>321725
Do it yourself then, your complaints will lead to nothing.
No.321728
Anonymous
Replies:>>321729>>321730>>321731>>321732
Image:176865879681.png(1.33MB, 1500x2350)1d0296435133fad645b888527f5e829e.png
>Comeback home from work
>Find you Jife (J wife) like this
What do?
No.321729
Anonymous
>>321728
Its somewhat normal for J models to do that. I’d look it up on r/jobberFuckers and see if I can find a post from 5-7 years ago about this.
No.321730
Anonymous
>>321728
Your Jife is a bootlicking cowardly fraud.
No.321731
Anonymous
>>321728
She did something new with her hair.
No.321732
Anonymous
>>321728
Impregnate her so that this unemployed loser doesn't sit at home doing nothing.
No.321733
Anonymous
Replies:>>321734>>321755
Image:176866070233.png(1.35MB, 1568x1824)e78fcd0f6030290ca7cdcac465621fdd.png
No.321734
Anonymous
Replies:>>321756
>>321733
for hundreds of DDs that's the last thing they'll ever see
No.321735
Anonymous
>>321527
Wouldn't he be an infant with several adult limbs (male and female) growing out of him?
No.321736
Anonymous
Replies:>>321737
Hate time.
No.321737
Anonymous
>>321736
How about we go order some alien flower seeds online instead?
No.321738
Anonymous
Replies:>>321739
Image:176866159099.png(413kB, 1000x533)German engineering is the greatest in the world.png
>>321559
Since DDs burn in sunlight, slap some big UV lamps on it.
No.321739
Anonymous
Replies:>>321740
>>321738
I have to imagine if UV lights worked mankind would've used them
No.321740
Anonymous
Replies:>>321741
>>321739
Why wouldn't it work?
The problem earth had was that the solver purposefully blocked sunlight.
No.321741
Anonymous
Replies:>>321743>>321745
>>321740
I'm just saying, it seems like if UV lights worked they would have figured it out considering they were researching anti-solver countermeasures
No.321742
Anonymous
Replies:>>321744>>321758
MD is filled with plot holes.
No.321743
Anonymous
Replies:>>321745
>>321741
Humans in canon md are stupid, there’s simply no other explanation. At least none that I can think of.
No.321744
Anonymous
>>321742
Treat them like a drone and fill them with your creative juice
No.321745
Anonymous
Replies:>>321747
>>321741
>>321743
They use UV lamps combined with a giant electromagnet to temporarily contain Nori, they slightly burn the normally invisible solver limbs and strip away whatever effect cloaks them.
Clearly the lamps aren't as effective as real sunlight would be, probably because like in vampire mythos it isn't just the light its the metaphysical implication of the sun rising on a new day.
UV lamps will be effective because they'll slow and hamper DDs or can be used to constrain their movements or flush them out of hideouts, but wouldn't be sufficient for a primary weapon.
No.321746
Anonymous
Replies:>>321748
Image:176866395361.png(3.57MB, 1733x2071)446bbe3f9d09d661cec7c7879c98d123.png
No.321747
Anonymous
Replies:>>321752>>321761
>>321745
I forgot about that detail anon, thanks for reminding me. That begs the question though why not napalm or other incendiaries. Maybe you could have some sort of combi weapon that fires bullets to penetrate a DD’s armor then dowse it with a flamethrower thus letting the fire burn them from the inside.
No.321748
Anonymous
>>321746
Good L render.
No.321749
Anonymous
Replies:>>321750
Image:176866443932.jpg(259kB, 1000x1000)ff570a5ac0c16cef3f20b4ce41dd43be.jpg
No.321750
Anonymous
Replies:>>321751
Image:176866460947.png(107kB, 548x542)For(you).png
>>321749
Always take a box with a drone in it home, it brings good luck (and drone sexo)
No.321751
Anonymous
Replies:>>321764>>321766
Image:176866476950.jpg(138kB, 1200x1200)176863672420.jpg
>>321750
No.321752
Anonymous
Replies:>>321753>>321757>>321761
Image:176866496016.jpg(36kB, 540x565)IMG_1231.jpeg
>>321747
>combi weapon that fires bullets to penetrate a DD’s armor then dowse it with a flamethrower thus letting the fire burn them from the inside.
I've got a far simpler solution
No.321753
Anonymous
Replies:>>321754>>321761
Image:176866511917.jpg(25kB, 350x350)98f13708210194c475687be6106a3b84.jpg
>>321752
Nah combi flamers are kino
No.321754
Anonymous
>>321753
how about you pin them down with napalm and I'll hock some thermites at them
No.321755
Anonymous
>>321733
I want to spank that ass.
No.321756
Anonymous
>>321734
Kek.
No.321757
Anonymous
>>321752
Everything ingenious is simple, lol.
No.321758
Anonymous
>>321742
Yeah, Liam's not very good at worldbuilding. Or rather, he just doesn't care.
No.321759
Anonymous
>>321721
Nah, not today...
No.321760
Anonymous
Replies:>>321762
Image:176866682141.png(698kB, 1073x1053)a0c63baeacaf9c096db3f19f81c03bb2.png
No.321761
Anonymous
>>321747
>>321752
>>321753
>laughs in ectoplasm cannons
No.321762
Anonymous
>>321760
This is how you kiss a drone.
No.321763
Anonymous
Image:176866745931.png(364kB, 542x757)175988280046.png
No.321764
Anonymous
>>321751
Taking the L.
No.321765
Anonymous
Replies:>>321779
Cyn Cyn on the wall, who's the tastiest of them all?
No.321766
Anonymous
Replies:>>321767>>321769>>321777
>>321751
We need to invite him here.
No.321767
Anonymous
Replies:>>321772
Image:176866878848.png(244kB, 1000x595)176755233938.png
>>321766
He can decide for himself if he wants to visit or not.
No.321768
Anonymous
Replies:>>321770>>321771>>321774>>321834
Why does mylo have a butt anatomy adapter???
No.321769
Anonymous
>>321766
>Another parasocial.
Shut up, go to /co/ if you want him.
No.321770
Anonymous
Replies:>>321773
>>321768
Fuck off, faggot
No.321771
Anonymous
>>321768
its for women to peg
No.321772
Anonymous
>>321767
Kek.
No.321773
Anonymous
Replies:>>321778
>>321770
"You like kissing guys with that mouth?"
No.321774
Anonymous
>>321768
Because you either wear a full set of adapters or none at all. It's like wearing socks, only with just one it'll be uncomfortable.
No.321775
Anonymous
Replies:>>321833
Mylo is now pervo junior confirmed.
No.321776
Anonymous
Image:176867000569.jpg(733kB, 1200x1032)1boy_1girl_armband_blush_coat_disassembly_drone_duo_eating_ice_cream_jacket_9266.jpg
No.321777
Anonymous
>>321766
He can decide for himself whether he wants it or not, and you should focus less on drones and think more about real life.
No.321778
Anonymous
Image:176867068526.jpg(62kB, 900x900)1768045412113.jpeg
>>321773
Kissing drone guys is like kissing drone girls, just with short wigs, so it's no homo.
No.321779
Anonymous
>>321765
>Cyn Cyn
I am NOT letting her anywhere near my hotdogs, I'll just have to have them plain
No.321780
Anonymous
Image:176867087516.jpg(103kB, 1102x1547)13c787a002575d18b90cf059ce057e30fe9d2993.jpg
No.321781
Anonymous
Replies:>>321783>>321785
>beretta will never show you her sonic OCs
No.321782
Anonymous
Stop stepping on small drones even they are into it.
No.321783
Anonymous
>>321781
Itanon, how autistic would Beretta's OCs based on the Sonic universe?
No.321784
Anonymous
Replies:>>321787
/MD/ has fallen and /co/ still suck.
No.321785
Anonymous
Replies:>>321788
Image:176867126548.png(470kB, 1000x1066)176362085211.png
>>321781
I think we're forgetting someone
No.321786
Anonymous
Replies:>>321790
>>321709
>she goes over the top on porpoise
why does V hate dolphins so much?
No.321787
Anonymous
Replies:>>321799
>>321784
/MD/ falls everyday, be quiet and help me with the brickwork
No.321788
Anonymous
>>321785
Aw
No.321789
Anonymous
Replies:>>321791>>321793
He's still seething.
No.321790
Anonymous
Replies:>>321883
>>321786
I though I got them all. But there’s always one or two spelling mistakes.
No.321791
Anonymous
Image:176867187560.jpg(75kB, 1200x1200)1768045411203.jpg
>>321789
Maybe a kiss from male!Doll will cheer him up?
No.321792
Anonymous
>>321710
sexo. good green anon
No.321793
Anonymous
Replies:>>321795>>321798
>>321789
who is?
No.321794
Anonymous
Replies:>>321796>>321804
A mutant spider bite you in the nuts but instead of powers it becomes sentient and having more charisma than your stinky face.
No.321795
Anonymous
>>321793
Tomoe.
No.321796
Anonymous
Replies:>>321797
>>321794
So the spider can transform extreme pain into charisma?
No.321797
Anonymous
>>321796
NTA, but I think they meant your balls now attract more bitches than you.
No.321798
Anonymous
>>321793
Thread boogeyman.
No.321799
Anonymous
Replies:>>321810
>>321787
/md/ theme:
PINK GUY - WE FALL AGAINyoutube thumb
No.321800
Anonymous
Replies:>>321801>>321803>>321852
Image:176867367871.png(2.36MB, 4756x6544)4f0922a5713ecf175b86a0756144a5f1.png
No.321801
Anonymous
>>321800
SEX
No.321802
Anonymous
Image:176867393397.jpg(119kB, 728x798)J sketch.jpg
No.321803
Anonymous
>>321800
One milliliter of this is worth more than her whole damn life, and she broke THREE glasses, damn it!
No.321804
Anonymous
>>321794
Well, at least there will be something attractive about me.
No.321805
Anonymous
Replies:>>321806>>321807>>321808
Image:176867473405.jpg(138kB, 1488x1285)G-4lZn9WgAEi4wD.jpg
Huge human N
No.321806
Anonymous
>>321805
Very Paru Itagaki
No.321807
Anonymous
Replies:>>321809
Image:176867480031.jpg(101kB, 1310x1228)G-uGZMuasAAeHmq.jpg
>>321805
No.321808
Anonymous
>>321805
Call animal control, the femanons have gone rabid.
No.321809
Anonymous
Image:176867482621.jpg(103kB, 1773x1208)G-uGZMxbsAA5zWn.jpg
>>321807
No.321810
Anonymous
>>321799
I miss franku...
No.321811
Anonymous
Image:176867534158.png(787kB, 1754x2480)17b305a3dafe153469b4c57ec6cad07d.png
No.321812
Anonymous
Replies:>>321823>>321825>>321839
All this forced drama and doomposting lately really does feel like someone got tired of these threads but decided to try burning them down instead of moving on like a normal person.
No.321813
Anonymous
Replies:>>321814
Image:176867551341.jpg(189kB, 1626x2048)G8N30vbbQAECmYv.jpg
Huge drone on a small drone woman...
IMAGINE, HE CAN HOLD HER WAIST WITH ONE HAND
No.321814
Anonymous
>>321813
How sweet.
No.321815
Anonymous
Replies:>>321816>>321817>>321822
FUCK YOU YOUR FAVORITE OC IS MOONSCORCHED NOW
No.321816
Anonymous
Replies:>>321820
Image:176867595830.jpg(449kB, 1039x1548)new_hoodie_request.jpg
>>321815
What's that? Not big fan of fear and hunger if it's from there.
No.321817
Anonymous
Replies:>>321821>>321827
>>321815
We'd have to talk about their insecurities, what they feel in the very deep. Their fears. Their worst self
No.321818
Anonymous
Replies:>>321826
Image:176867605131.jpg(78kB, 846x850)GfNoXcfbwAAqcG2.jpg
>incredible figures
>wear vaguely Nazi-ish fetish outfits
>past lives as impeccable housekeepers
>are approximately 4'10", perfect for princess carries and IMAGINEing
>are mindbroken damaged goods from murdering thousands of people across seven star systems futilely trying to satisfy their literal thirsts for blood
Disassembly drone girls are such a cruel prank at the expense of red blooded heterosexual men (and red blooded lesbians I suppose).
No.321819
Anonymous
Frank's Pretty Woman (@1:59)youtube thumb
average human x mutant date
No.321820
Anonymous
>>321816
It is
No.321821
Anonymous
>>321817
molly would be an easy one to moonscorch
>recovering depressed murder drone
>haunted by dead children in her dreams
>feels like she'll hurt someone if she goes into a blackout murder spree
No.321822
Anonymous
>>321815
The fuck is moonscorched
No.321823
Anonymous
>>321812
Honestly i noticed the same.
No.321824
Anonymous
>>321709
>>321710
Damn what a great green, this reminds me what I come to the threads for, nice work writefriend.
No.321825
Anonymous
Replies:>>321828>>321856
>>321812
Threads have gone downhill with or without drama. Everyone who matters left and only bottom of barrel was left or garbage kept recycling. It will die anyway eventually.
No.321826
Anonymous
Replies:>>321829
>>321818
This is why I prefer sentinel drones.
No.321827
Anonymous
>>321817
SB fear is apples and being alone and SD-C# is not being perfect at meeting solver standards.
No.321828
Anonymous
>>321825
there's the culprit, officer! make him a police brutality statistic!
No.321829
Anonymous
Replies:>>321886
Image:176867804622.jpg(44kB, 399x377)1709505534346.jpg
>>321826
No.321831
Anonymous
Replies:>>321832
Y kissu.
No.321832
Anonymous
Image:176867881986.png(3.34MB, 6000x6000)Yass.png
>>321831
Y bottomplate kissu! It makes her act shy
No.321833
Anonymous
Replies:>>321834>>321836>>321837>>321845>>321850>>321887
Image:176867925438.png(168kB, 638x800)agony.png
>>321775
I did not want this
No.321834
Anonymous
>>321768
Did you see what you did? >>321833
You made Bunny sad. How fucking dare you.
No.321835
Anonymous
Replies:>>321844
Congratulations, faggots. You ruined another character.
No.321836
Anonymous
Replies:>>321838
>>321833
Sorry Bunny, I did my best for Dubs to take that bullet but it didn't work
No.321837
Anonymous
>>321833
Kek. Drones are made to fulfill human wishes, so be patient, my drone friend.
No.321838
Anonymous
>>321836
His fat couldn't stop the shot and it went through.
No.321839
Anonymous
Replies:>>321840
>>321812
the drama will not end until those responsible are named and shamed.
No.321840
Anonymous
>>321839
Like (you)?
No.321841
Anonymous
Replies:>>321842>>321843>>321855
Image:176868101757.jpg(1.26MB, 1244x1672)GewvftFXcAA7dxQ.jpg
>you're my present this year
No.321842
Anonymous
>>321841
Fuck off, bitch! I will never forgive you for destroying the Earth!
No.321843
Anonymous
>>321841
why, you're welcome cyn! i didn't think you'd see me that way ever since we became a couple
No.321844
Anonymous
Replies:>>321858
>>321835
you're the one who made the post bunny replied to, pal.
No.321845
Anonymous
Replies:>>321848
>>321833
kek.
someone give his wife a call to come pick him up
No.321846
Anonymous
Replies:>>321849>>321888>>321899
Image:176868172372.png(149kB, 595x497)IMG_1232.png
snabby is for wifing
No.321847
Anonymous
Replies:>>321851
We’re all still going to Vegas for Lvl Up 2026 right
We still have the /md/ meetup?
Right?
No.321848
Anonymous
>>321845
No need, I'm ready to help him.
No.321849
Anonymous
Replies:>>321853>>321888
>>321846
She wants to eat you, anon.
No.321850
Anonymous
>>321833
He's so cute (platonic)
No.321851
Anonymous
Replies:>>321939
Image:176868206792.png(997kB, 1791x1433)174475057631.png
>>321847
Sorry, my wife is on several no fly listings so I can't cross international borders
No.321852
Anonymous
>>321800
Isn’t there a color version of this?
No.321853
Anonymous
>>321849
those are love bites
No.321854
Anonymous
Replies:>>321875
Image:176868290188.png(483kB, 1076x1083)dfd0a2a6ab459adf3a41dbef99eda27b 2.png
No.321855
Anonymous
>>321841
Too late Cyn
No.321856
Anonymous
>>321825
I'm willing to buy
No.321857
Anonymous
>>321830
Masqy!
No.321858
Anonymous
Replies:>>321859
>>321844
>Thinking an ironic post is the same anon as the drama nigger.
Dumbass
No.321859
Anonymous
>>321858
only dramafags use "pervo" fuckwit
No.321860
Anonymous
Replies:>>321892
Image:176868402296.jpg(1.17MB, 1079x1870)Hollyberry.jpg
This was a late Christmas request.
No.321861
Anonymous
Replies:>>321862
Image:176868448171.jpg(100kB, 842x862)Spoiler image
don't open
No.321862
Anonymous
Replies:>>321863
>>321861
weird but I've seen far worse from these threads
No.321863
Anonymous
>>321862
>Anon takes a bath
No.321864
Anonymous
Jane and Masqy fighting for cheese.
No.321865
Anonymous
Replies:>>321867
Pregnant Mylo.
No.321866
Anonymous
Pidge.
No.321867
Anonymous
Replies:>>321870
>>321865
no, pregnant M(ime)
No.321868
Anonymous
Replies:>>321869>>321871
Image:176868507201.png(8.63MB, 3840x2160)a37ff55638ff17747e3c7848858a7d35.png
Give the Jobber the love and affection she needs to gain the courage she needs to improve as a person!
No.321869
Liam Vickers
Replies:>>321872
>>321868
why would you give my cunt ex any of that tho
No.321870
Anonymous
Replies:>>321874>>321890
>>321867
Cube shaped belly.
No.321871
Anonymous
>>321868
you don't even need that, just keep her mouth shut long enough to avoid a railgun blast and learn that fighting back against the solver isn't doomed
No.321872
Anonymous
Image:176868537337.jpg(188kB, 1761x2048)1762645487625588.jpg
>>321869
STFU, you're a hack writer and she was too good for you Yellow Halogen 2 when?
No.321874
Anonymous
Replies:>>321877
Image:176868544026.jpg(211kB, 1024x1024)IMG_1237.jpeg
>>321870
I don't think she's pregnant...
No.321875
Anonymous
>>321854
Woohoo!
No.321876
Anonymous
Image:176868564372.png(327kB, 706x962)IMG_9802.png
Annoying cunts.
No.321877
Anonymous
Replies:>>321878
>>321874
>she?
No.321878
Anonymous
>>321877
right, it.
No.321881
Anonymous
>>321686
despite what he appears, he has never had a clear mind
No.321882
Anonymous
>This thread suck.
No.321883
Anonymous
Replies:>>321884
>>321790
> though
*thought
thy blunders are endless
No.321884
Anonymous
>>321883
I triple checked that. Kek
No.321885
Anonymous
Replies:>>321889
Image:176868677987.png(435kB, 1378x1378)When he does not match your freaky.png
No.321886
Anonymous
Replies:>>321898
>>321829
Ivory, sit on this weak little man
No.321887
Anonymous
>>321833
> shirt
then why do you wear pants?
you're a drone, you literally have nothing to hide
No.321888
Anonymous
Replies:>>321891>>321993
Image:176868701121.png(252kB, 2244x2338)Tessa coiling.png
>>321846
>>321849
Snessa > Snabby
I mean Snabby still good, but
No.321889
Anonymous
Image:176868704261.png(984kB, 968x992)1754516716582008.png
>>321885
No.321890
Anonymous
>>321870
kek
No.321891
Anonymous
Replies:>>321893
>>321888
I remember seeing this image from the request thread.
No.321892
Anonymous
Replies:>>321894>>321896
>>321860
cool and nice, but falls into age old trapping of
> human body with funky head = robot
No.321893
Anonymous
Replies:>>321896>>321993
Image:176868726964.png(386kB, 2244x2338)snessa.png
>>321891
There's also this
No.321894
Anonymous
Replies:>>321895
>>321892
I thought the age old trapping was "draw a human, call it a robot"?
No.321895
Anonymous
Replies:>>321897
>>321894
That is to say as in quite literally just straight up a human. With almost zero surface features to suggest otherwise.
No.321896
Anonymous
>>321893
Cool.
>>321892
Not everyone is cultured enough in drawing on-model drones.
No.321897
Anonymous
>>321895
Actually, the head, neck, noodle limbs without visible joints, I think the drone torso is also there.
No.321898
Anonymous
Image:176868767439.jpg(65kB, 840x851)1768045411780.jpg
>>321886
No.321899
Anonymous
Replies:>>321900
Image:176868767474.png(46kB, 605x517)wife.png
>>321846
trvvvvvke...!
No.321900
Anonymous
Replies:>>321903
>>321899
Our children will be as ugly as a nuclear war, but I am ready to make this sacrifice.
No.321901
Anonymous
Mylo shouldn't have google himself.
Molly said he doesn't want to come out after witnessing the horrors.
No.321902
Anonymous
Image:176868806075.png(204kB, 1326x832)1712874719138561.png
V! Stop hiding vegtables in your clothes and make dinner for fucks sake!
No.321903
Anonymous
>>321900
>be husband to snabby
>doctor say snabby is have snabies
>get excited for fatherhood and rush to hug snake wife
>snabby foams at mouth and bite doctor in two
>is okay, still love snabid wife
No.321904
Anonymous
Replies:>>321905
Image:176868828069.png(24kB, 331x284)Strawberry juice.png
>Would you like to drink some nanite milk Anon. Just don't ask about the source.
No.321905
Anonymous
Replies:>>321916
Image:176868843258.png(196kB, 914x1026)1694779120527061.png
>>321904
>Strawberry milk
Sorry, that sounds like pure microplastic juice, now excuse me I have to drink some nanite milk from my wife's tail
No.321906
Anonymous
Replies:>>321907>>321908
I feel like there's more than a few people in these threads whose only joke is short men getting raped.
No.321907
Anonymous
Replies:>>321914>>321922
>>321906
You're right... Juggernaut come here, youre getting your enforcer bussy busted
No.321908
Anonymous
Replies:>>321910
>>321906
Threads only meaningful content is spiteposting faggot shit like boy kissing/pregnancy or fetishizing, still glad the vore didn't last long enough.
No.321909
Anonymous
Replies:>>321911
Image:176868933951.png(64kB, 874x687)07e59a976be592acc3ac2bca08af46b0.png
stop being so negative and miserable all the time
god
No.321910
Anonymous
Replies:>>321912
>>321908
We could create a new oc.
No.321911
Anonymous
Image:176868955979.png(246kB, 903x1746)1girl_abs_anonymous_artist_hand_on_head_highres_lizzy_looking_at_viewer_murder_drones_muscles_nonweb_source_6837.png
>>321909
Lizzy you brat stop taking bait! Invisible (you)'s are still (you)'s! Yes! Even on a website without (you)'s! To the correction chamber with you!
No.321912
Anonymous
Replies:>>321913>>321915>>321918
>>321910
None of the new content is any good. What makes you think a new OC would be any different?
No.321913
Anonymous
Replies:>>321915>>321918
>>321912
Plenty of new oc were already irrelevant and forgotten at the end of 2025.
No.321914
Anonymous
Image:176868993924.png(306kB, 1161x772)LIVEJONESREACTION.png
>>321907
No.321915
Anonymous
Replies:>>321917
>>321913
>>321912
We still post about masqy and bunnysuit
No.321916
Anonymous
Replies:>>321923
Image:176868999548.jpg(437kB, 1080x1101)Retconned Strawberry lore.jpg
>>321905
Strawberry milk and the sexy tentacles aren't really canon to my lore but sure. Whatever suit you i guess.
No.321917
Anonymous
>>321915
and Molly
No.321918
Anonymous
Replies:>>321921>>321929
>>321912
>>321913
complaining will do nothing to fix the problem. coming up with new ideas might.
No.321919
Anonymous
Replies:>>321920>>321924
I’m a miserable person
No.321920
Anonymous
>>321919
You brought this to yourself, J
No.321921
Anonymous
Replies:>>321925>>321952
>>321918
There's difference between complaining and pointing out the problems. Just look how you turned Mylo into another pervo ignoring all his clown show aspects. What's good will a new idea do if it has the same problems?
No.321922
Anonymous
Replies:>>321923>>321937
Image:176869024417.jpg(19kB, 200x152)FUCK OKOOOOOOFGG.jpg
>>321907
THATS MMMYYYY JOB
No.321923
Anonymous
>>321916
I was talking abour irl strawberry milk

>>321922
Well then you're doing a lousy job! Other Drones get hornyposted about nearly every thread!
No.321924
Anonymous
Replies:>>321936
Image:176869042325.jpg(161kB, 823x847)Spoiler image
>>321919
No.321925
Anonymous
Replies:>>321926>>321931
>>321921
>pervofag and doomfag are one and the same
shocking.
No.321926
Anonymous
Replies:>>321931
>>321925
hes right, you know.
No.321927
Anonymous
Replies:>>321930
Image:176869093050.jpg(202kB, 2048x2048)G-1Cdh2WUAAzhjQ.jpeg
>Tessa wants to lose the source of her femininity
Do you welcome her decision, anon?
No.321928
Anonymous
Replies:>>321931
Image:176869101863.png(374kB, 648x612)1746661891662.png
New OC idea. His name is Brick. He's a Worker Drone with red hair, a letterman jacket, and a mail bag full of bricks that he throws at people.
No.321929
Anonymous
Replies:>>321974
Image:176869109945.png(205kB, 448x906)1708247680257179.png
>>321918
He's right though. A good majority of Mylo posts now are just about how they want him to take it in the ass or getting harrassed by a femanon with no boundaries.

I'm not usually opposed to hornyposting but I must admit it is a bit tiring. Though I suppose it's on me for expecting every OC to have something interesting.

On a different note: Did anyone ever do anything with uh...what were they called? Harpooner drones? Or was it whaler drones? I forget.
I remember seeing a snippet capped with that before New Years.
No.321930
Anonymous
Image:176869114169.jpg(36kB, 680x504)677eaa8502c86f93407a8eacb06b632b.jpeg
>>321927
I do not care as long as I get to have sex with Cyn
No.321931
Anonymous
>>321925
Shared opinions, doesn't make us the same idiot.
>>321926
They don't care.
>>321928
Already exist:
https://dronebooru.co/posts?tags=brick_brick+&z=5
No.321932
Anonymous
Replies:>>321933>>321936>>321980>>321983
We need a /MD/ doomer drone girl to be perverted over
No.321933
Anonymous
>>321932
She's actually just really into playing Doom 1
No.321934
Anonymous
Today I witnessed a hate crime. I was walking down the street and saw someone's unattended Drone crossing the street, when suddenly this car speeds up and almost ploys right into them. I then warched as a gang of 4 masked men exited the vehicle and forcibly pinned down the Drone in the middle of the road. To my utmost horror they then proceeded to force a pair of pants onto the Drone before getting back in their vehicle and speeding away.
No.321935
Anonymous
Image:176869129710.gif(7.93MB, 1080x1440)OHYESIMOVERSEEING.gif
No.321936
Anonymous
Image:176869142016.png(1.51MB, 1080x1387)War_flashback.png
Man, all drama and doom posting is so tiring. I'm still trying to either write or draw.
>>321932
I had an idea for an emotionless doomer drone with antenna that show her real emotions like anime girl hair shape to a heart, here's a draft design:
>>321924
No.321937
Anonymous
>>321922
madsqy
No.321938
Anonymous
I’m working on a drone creation table so we can roll up drones like /tg/ rolls up space marine chapters.
No.321939
Anonymous
>>321851
Still one of my favorite thread DDs. She's fun. I hope the anon who made her is doing well.
No.321940
Anonymous
Replies:>>321941
Beretta incest 2
No.321941
Anonymous
Replies:>>321942>>321943
>>321940
With who
No.321942
Anonymous
Replies:>>321944>>321993
>>321941
(You) got adopted by Nori and Khan
No.321943
Anonymous
>>321941
Akita, N again?
No.321944
Anonymous
Replies:>>321945
>>321942
Can I go back in the cardboard box instead?
No.321945
Anonymous
>>321944
No, now stop complaining and be the door making prodigy Khan always wanted
No.321946
Anonymous
Replies:>>321947>>321948>>321949
Image:176869238178.jpg(42kB, 563x776)CynHeart.jpg
Maid drones are still one of the most erotic things in this entire show for me. I think I'll write something with a maid drone as soon as I get an idea straight in my mind.
Not gonna do any extreme fetishes, or canon characters, pretty straightforward greentext literotica.
No.321947
Anonymous
>>321946
>Maid drones are still one of the most erotic things
Yeah I agree and I have an idea I'm going to get around eventually... how well do you think WD! J and V can fix their damaged goods "master"?
No.321948
Anonymous
>>321946
i just think theyre neat
No.321949
Anonymous
Replies:>>321950>>321956
Image:176869263248.jpg(199kB, 1614x1556)IMG_9803.jpeg
>>321946
Maid drones are indeed great. I think they are too cute for sexo though
No.321950
Anonymous
Replies:>>321951
>>321949
The sexo just has to be sensual and gentle enough
No.321951
Anonymous
>>321950
You’re almost selling me on this anon but maid drones are too innocent for that. Unless they initiate first I suppose.
No.321952
Anonymous
Replies:>>321953>>321954
>>321921
>What's the point of making something new if someone else might warp it's original meaning or only hornypost about it?
The way I see it is there are a few tried and tested solutions to this universal problem

>Make the thing with explicit and exclusive ownership over it from the start and painstakingly smite down every contrary interpretation
>Make the thing and simply ignore any/all interpretations others make of it that you don't like
>Make the thing and never publicly release it so nobody ever has a chance to mess with it in the first place
No.321953
Anonymous
Replies:>>321968
>>321952
Or make the thing and be happy others are using your thing creativity.
No.321954
Anonymous
Replies:>>321970
>>321952
alternatively you can make a character/concept that's resistant to hornyposting
No.321955
Anonymous
>/md/ Recession era
No.321956
Anonymous
Replies:>>321957>>321959>>321960
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>>321949
What I've got in mind is pretty vanilla, my rough idea right now is Anon is a young aristocrat staying at a relatives estate for a few weeks for some high-society speed dating, but its not going well. One of the higher ranking housemaid drones he regularly sees starts showing signs of flirtation and for some reason he's taken with her. Three escalating scenarios ensue, I'll keep it as close to canon drone anatomy as possible that still allows for some satisfying sexo
No.321957
Anonymous
>>321956
Sounds sweet
No.321958
Anonymous
Replies:>>321961>>321966>>321983>>321994
>be me, anon in this fucked up drone apocalypse.
>I spot this cute worker drone.
>blank visor, no emotions, black hoodie.
>She always muttering shit like "the inevitable heat death of the universe awaits us all." Or some nihilistic nonsense.
>goth vibes strong, but kinda hot ?
>I gather my courage, i ask her out.
>"so doomerdrone, how are your parents?"
>"a disassembly drone ate them."
> That total monotone, can't tell if it's a sarcastic joke or trauma dump.
>I notice her antennae though, twitching like they have mind of their own.
>I ask her out again on a whim
>she shrugs "whatever, entropy wins anyway."
>but antennae perk straight up like.
>score, my first date under a collapsed building sharing oil rations.
>she's droning on "existence is pain, why bother resisting the void?"
>meanwhile her antennae wagging like a happy puppy tail.
>i start recognizing the pattern and cracking the code: face deadpan, but antennae spill all the beans.
>one day i ask her again on another date.
>she orders concrete mix and rat poison.
>wtf?
>I confront her "babe, you okay? this looks sus as hell."
>blank stare "it's for the rats."
>antennae droop sad, then flicker hopeful like she's relieved.
>turns out she had an infestation, and the concrete is to patch a hole in her room.
>or so she said.
>my date goes smooth, she's silent mostly but antennae spinning wild
>"so, you like the date huh."
>she leans on me "love is futile, but... thanks"
>antennae twist into a goddamn heart shape.
>wholesome doomer gf achieved.
>I drop her off at her place.
>she waves bye monotone, antennae all fluttery.
>later that night, i sneak back cuz forgot my toolkit.
>i peek in her room.
>Maybe I shouldn't but curiosity got the better of me.
>Her walls plastered with posters of me, anon-shaped plushies everywhere.
>she's hugging one, muttering "one day you'll be mine... even if I have to poison you or trap you in concrete."
>my doomer gf was also a yandere?
>Jackpot, I never been turn on this much before.
No.321959
Anonymous
Replies:>>321963
>>321956
>as close to canon drone anatomy as possible
Coward. Full on-model or bust.
No.321960
Anonymous
>>321956
Keeping tabs on this
No.321961
Anonymous
Replies:>>321962>>321970
>>321958
Drones don't have antennae.
No.321962
Anonymous
>>321961
>That’s what she said.
No.321963
Anonymous
Replies:>>321964>>321965>>321967
>>321959
Meh, dry-humping isn't enough to satisfy me, if you want it write your own.
No.321964
Anonymous
Replies:>>321965>>321971
>>321963
They have mouths.
No.321965
Anonymous
>>321964 (me)
>>321963
And hands. And feet.
No.321966
Anonymous
>>321958
Cute
No.321967
Anonymous
Replies:>>321971
>>321963
Null play and wireplay brother
No.321968
Anonymous
>>321953
Didn't include this one because, at least for most people, I assume this is a given
In regards to OCs (especially 'public' ones with no clear or otherwise completely anonymous owner) I personally view the way others utilize them akin to playing with dolls or action figures; I don't always vibe with the particular ways some people play with them but I still appreciate the fact that someone is at least having (hopefully) genuine fun with them
No.321969
Anonymous
Replies:>>321981
>Murder Drones but V is a 7ft tall Nigerian man superimposed into the show and is still treated like normal
No.321970
Anonymous
>>321961
This one does.
>>321954
That's why Solara is asexual and C# and Fb are married couple.
No.321971
Anonymous
>>321964
That will be involved.
>>321967
Null play doesn't really interest me, I sorta get why people like it but it's not my jam.
Gonna write what I like and hope Anons enjoy it for the most part, if anyone wants to write a nullplay thing I'll be rooting for them.
No.321972
Anonymous
Replies:>>321973>>321976
Image:176869430041.png(754kB, 909x924)kissu.png
Why should an anonymous user on an indonesian plantation forum being horny for a character have to harm your enjoyment of said character or dictate your interpretation of said character
No one can stop your enjoyment of them but yourself

You worry too much
No.321973
Anonymous
Replies:>>321975
>>321972
Akita's a good example, because under no circumstances would canon Akita ever date an Anon.
No.321974
Anonymous
Replies:>>321978
>>321929
>A good majority of Mylo posts now are just about how they want him to take it in the ass or getting harrassed by a femanon with no boundaries.
I mean he did come from a shіtрost about how his audience was mostly fujos that wanted to see him railed
No.321975
Anonymous
Replies:>>321984
>>321973
If anon was a drone she would.
No.321976
Doomerdrone
Replies:>>321977
>>321972
>"Oh no, Anons are complaining about pictures of my feets that i post on my dronyfans. It's so over."
No.321977
Anonymous
Replies:>>321979
Image:176869505906.png(396kB, 1765x1260)amda card.png
>>321976
No.321978
Anonymous
>>321974
Perhaps, but a one-trick pony is still such. It doesn't matter in the end anyway.

All drones get uppies.
No.321979
Anonymous
>>321977
Awww, kiss the Drone!
No.321980
Anonymous
Replies:>>321983
>>321932
YESSSSSSSSSS
No.321981
Anonymous
>>321969
Sounds like a Zach hypothetical.
No.321982
Anonymous
Replies:>>321986>>321990
Image:176869551153.png(615kB, 1800x985)termitnik moved neck.png
Alright, think I've reached an impasse with how much I can do so far, so might as well post Alice after tweaking her a bit, hopefully Anon can make the right choice.
Ended up changing the face like 5 times because the cheeks were too fat, like what the fuck, feel like I was smoking crack making them too big
No.321983
Anonymous
>>321932
>>321980
Here:
>>321958
No.321984
Anonymous
>>321975
>Anon is a human
>Uploads himself to a drone body to try and get Akita to like him
>She hates seeing him now, because he was able to make the change from flesh to metal, something she'll never get to do
No.321985
Anonymous
Calling Akita a filthy clanker, to her pleasure.
No.321986
Anonymous
>>321982
Based
No.321987
Anonymous
Replies:>>321988>>321995
AWNBAD
No.321988
Anonymous
Replies:>>321989
>>321987
>Anon will never be a dilf
You don't know that!
No.321989
Anonymous
>>321988
Anon, if you're not getting laid now...
No.321990
Anonymous
>>321982
Picking option 2
No.321991
Anonymous
Replies:>>321992
>AM x Doomerdrone.
Hate bonding.
No.321992
Anonymous
>>321991
Oh no.
No.321993
Anonymous
Image:176869687305.png(459kB, 888x665)squeeze.png
>>321888
>>321893
Imagine the powerful muscles she's got in there.
More than enough strength to squish you like a toothpaste tube.
>>321942
Doesn't count, like first cousins every 80 years, give or take.
No.321994
Anonymous
>>321958
cute(?)
No.321995
Anonymous
>>321987
who is awn and why is he bad
No.321996
Anonymous
Replies:>>321997
I think one of the problems with creating original content for Murder Drones is that the setting is pretty limited. we have fairly limited insight into the rest of the universe and copper-9 is either snowy wastes or inside concrete complexes. the church is the most unique setpiece but there's no explanation for why it's there.
as a result, you can either try and wring a few more drops from one of the canon settings that are already spread thin, or try and create a new setting based on the tiny amount of info we have
No.321997
Anonymous
>>321996
If Copper-9 was a planet focusing on mining coppers. I wrote my story about the planet focusing on Agriculture.
No.321998
Anonymous
Replies:>>321999
Image:176869758538.jpg(6.10MB, 3840x3455)vee.jpg
>vee
No.321999
Anonymous
Image:176869765694.jpg(120kB, 968x855)1766455154454069.jpg
>>321998
>AAAAATCH!!!
No.322000
Anonymous
How deep has /MD/ fallen now?
No.322001
Anonymous
V but she big and round
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