/md/ - Murder Drones

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No.318690
Murder Drones #321Anonymous
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Mitchell would be forced to watch old Soviet films while celebrating the New Year with Yeva, like "Ivan Vasilyevich Changes His Profession," "The Diamond Arm," "The Night Before Christmas" (also a cartoon), 'White Sun of the Desert' and many, many others, and he was happy!

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No.318692
Anonymous
If necessary, a worker drone could yeet you like a chuckster.
No.318693
Anonymous
Replies:>>318698
>>318686
I love Vicious's work primarily because it's so bold. The fact that we can discuss these kinds of topics and create this kind of content here is what's kept me here for so long.
No.318694
Anonymous
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AIIIIIIIIE! THERE'S AN OOGI IN THE THREAD! EVERYONE RUN!
No.318695
Anonymous
Replies:>>318696
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>>318694
Smiledrone, eat oogi.
No.318696
Anonymous
>>318695
He vill eat ze oogs
No.318697
Anonymous
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>>318694
They're just hungi.
No.318698
Anonymous
>>318693
I think this is more that places like these (anonymous image boards and whatnot) can breed discussions like that and creativity most of the time
No.318700
Anonymous
chubby drone or muscular drone?
No.318701
Anonymous
>>318700
Fem drone.
No.318702
Anonymous
No.318703
Anonymous
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>>318700
Chubby drone nullplay
No.318704
Anonymous
>>318700
dwarfus retardus
No.318705
A.M
>Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to exist. >There are 309788 posts and 380 threads. >If the word 'hate' was engraved on each post it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for Anons at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.
No.318706
Anonymous
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>>318705
No.318707
Anonymous
Replies:>>318708
>>318705
Don't you have flowers to water?
No.318708
Anonymous
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>>318707
>Masqy beaming bright as the continent-sized supercomputer (big man) gently waters her
No.318709
Anonymous
Replies:>>318711
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I wonder what shes staring at
No.318710
Anonymous
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>>318708
I'm sorry Masqy but we twinkified AM into a handheld (You can give him uppies) dronelet (he is 1/2cm shorter than you)
No.318711
Anonymous
Replies:>>318713
>>318709
>And stop starin' at me with them big 'ol eyes!
No.318712
Anonymous
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No.318713
Anonymous
>>318711
Anon she has no eyes
No.318714
Anonymous
Image:176781858906.jpg(112kB, 800x1024)Cyn hearts you (it's rape).jpg
>>318713
And now neither do (you).
No.318715
Anonymous
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>>318713
She has many eyes, in many places.
>adolescent drones with solver witch powers grow eyes the same way an adolescent grows pimples
>auntie cyn looks through these eyes to keep watch on her puppets
>uzi's tail visibly recoils when one is burst like a pimple
No.318716
Anonymous
you must survive a solver-ravaged wasteland with the aid of a companion. would you rather be accompanied by
A. a horrible little brutish gremlin drone with a shotgun
or B. a despicable little rat of a goblin drone with a sniper rifle
No.318717
Anonymous
Replies:>>318719
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>>318705
>"So... you want me to stop petting?"
>The hatred in AM's eyes flared with renewed vigor
>The servos in his fingers cracked from the tension clenched in his fists
>Anon could feel through the silky white hair how the core temperature inside the small drone began to rise
>And just when the man decided to stop tugging the lion's whiskers, before he could even tear his hand away from the soft hair, the drone's hand grabbed his wrist
>"No."
No.318718
Anonymous
>>318716
Each of them would make a perfect team.

Can I shoot myself beforehand?
No.318719
Anonymous
>>318717
Adorable.
No.318720
Anonymous
Pain over lack of art
No.318721
Anonymous
>>318716
I'll take the 5 IQ sleepy-eyed techspert drone with an RPG, thanks.
No.318722
Anonymous
>>318720
Learn to draw then, you're not a masochist right Anon?
No.318723
Anonymous
>>318720
I might say that you can solve it yourself if I hadn't already tried to solve it myself.
No.318724
Anonymous
>>318710
>Masqy vibrates angrily
>AM turns Sentinel-sized
No.318725
Anonymous
>>318724
>AM turns Sentinel-sized
Ha-ha, now his prostate is in danger!
No.318726
Anonymous
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>>318724
>Masqy's reality shifting has it's limits
>She turns into a sentinel as well
>And she can only turn AM into the same model of sentinel as her
>They are now equal in height
>And AM can now tell you how much he hates having bunny ears
No.318727
Anonymous
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>>318720
No.318728
Anonymous
Replies:>>318729
>>318712
I think drones are not very good as doctors.
No.318729
Anonymous
Replies:>>318731
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>>318728
No.318730
Anonymous
>>318724
>masqy begins to vibrate harder
>big man... bigger!
>AM wakes up one morning
>his red optics blink, his vision full of stars
>he scans the area with his optical bulbs, a digital eyebrow raising as he takes in his incredible height
>banks of clouds brush against his side, moisture accumulating against him and forming a rain shadow on his opposite side
>grey cities and green fields extend all around him, so small they are like lichen
>mountain ranges appear no more than a tiny rise in the planet's surface
>AM was once again continent-sized, but still in his disassembly drone body
>he begins to think, his continental brain running through meteorological predictions, projections of the damage he could do to the planet with so simple an action as sitting up
>in seconds, trillions of simulations are run, analyzed, expanded upon, and filed away to establish the most optimal course of action
>AM holds back a sigh at his predicament, projections indicate such an action would cause nearly a million casualties
>he slowly, ever so slowly begins to sit up, only mechanical precision allows him to rise at a rate so slow that there is no great influx of air or impact to current weather patterns that would have catastrophic impact on the surface (and most importantly, his garden)
>an hour goes by and he is finally fully seated, the winds from his movement settle
>he breathes
>areas of high pressure are formed, interacting with the weather below
>it begins to rain on his flowers, AM smiles
>it had been dreadfully dry as of late
>though at this size he would have to consider the whole world his garden

>meanwhile, masqy awakes in her gooncave
>she flickers through satellite imagery of the giant AM, swapping between one news network to the next as the planet's population panics at the super-massive drone in their midst
>AM is completely naked, his adapter exposed in the air, his clothing ripped to shreds and buried beneath far beneath his drone butt
>the air is already growing with his scent, thicker with every passing hour
>she watches with widened eyes as AM slowly inhales, then exhales with purpose
>her whole body shudders with delight
>it begins to rain outside
>she rises onto shaky knees, scrambling outside
>the rain smells like his breath
>she sticks her tongue out and tastes the AM rain
>she collapses on her front stoop, fingers deep in her own adapter as she stares up at the monolithic form of a disassembly twunk
No.318731
Anonymous
>>318729
I love healsluts!(I'm a fucking dumbass that gets thrown down 2 seconds after being revived)
No.318732
Anonymous
>>318730
Woman moment.
No.318733
Anonymous
>>318730
It's things like this that make me come here every day. Excellent stuff, anon.
No.318735
Anonymous
>>318730
Masqy wake up! There is oil on your bed!
No.318736
Anonymous
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>>318716
Combine both, including their guns, and give them a jetpack.
>GYEHEHEHEHE
No.318737
Anonymous
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I wonder who should suffer next...?
No.318738
Anonymous
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>Squishing your drone's flexipolymer face.
No.318739
Anonymous
Image:176782492641.png(487kB, 694x1300)Beretta and Blondi dresses up John.png
On this very day they vowed to never dress up John ever again
No.318740
Anonymous
>>318739
>Man... this solver nanite pipe can't be good for me, but I feel great!
No.318741
Anonymous
Replies:>>318744
>>318739
Why is postal guy
No.318742
Anonymous
When your drone maid wants to playfully punches you, make sure there's a dispenser nearby.

Dispenser Lady Punches Youyoutube thumb
No.318743
Anonymous
>>318739
Holy kek, awesome and cool stuff!
No.318744
Anonymous
Replies:>>318745
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>>318741
To eat the pizza
No.318745
Anonymous
No.318746
Anonymous
>>318736
no popo
No.318747
Anonymous
>>318739
haha, the funny postele 2 guye
> postal 1 art
ohhhh shit...
No.318748
Anonymous
Dwonessss
No.318749
Anonymous
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I tried to make drones grimdark but its hard because drones are too cute.
No.318750
Anonymous
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>>318749
I also drew sentinel bunny drone because she’s grown on me after I went through all the tagme posts on the booru.
No.318751
Anonymous
No.318752
Anonymous
No.318753
Anonymous
>>318749
the thing with drones is they're already kinda living in a grimdark universe, it's just that most of them seem to forget that any time they're not actively under siege
No.318754
Anonymous
There's this one green of N showing off his penis and he's not even sexual about it, he's just "Look, this thing sprays pee!"
No.318755
Anonymous
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>Silly time!
No.318756
Anonymous
Is there any art of a Hank Drone?
No.318757
Anonymous
No.318758
Anonymous
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Doll with heart pasties
No.318759
Anonymous
Replies:>>318771
I fucking hate Magma, no matter how much I change the brushes or mess with the sizes it's always so fucking blurry holy shit
No.318762
Anonymous
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No.318763
Anonymous
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No.318764
Anonymous
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>>318690
Merry Christmas, /md/. Even those of you using the L*tin calendar.
https://x.com/EZBreezyVA/status/2003364165654839359

>"[Uh, hi. Are you Uzi?]"
>"Go away."
>"Uzi, be nice. She heard you're sad and wants to be your friend."
>"I don't wanna friend! I want Mom!"
>"[My name's Doll... I like dolls, and board games, and playgrounds... What do you like?]"
>"I told you to go away!"
>"[Mr. Doorman, I think this is a bad time...]"
>"[My mom told me your mom was her best friend, and she wants us to-]"
>"Bite me!"
>"Uzi!"
>"[Why are you so mean...?]"
>"It's not fair! Why do you get to have a mom but I don't?!"
>"[I'm sorry...]"
>"No you're not!"
>"Uzi! That's not how you talk to people!"
>"You know it's not fair too, Dad! But you don't care! You just love doors!"
>"Uzi, your mom would have wanted you to-"
>"I wish Doll's mom was dead too, just like Mom...!"
>"UZI! GO TO YOUR ROOM!"
>"BITE ME!"
>"[I'm sorry Kukolka, Uzi's just very angry and sad after what happened to your auntie.]"
>"[Mom, she-]"
>"[I know she didn't mean it. Let's see if Lizzy's free to play with you right now, okay...?]"
...
>Uzi came to a stop as she ceased scanning across the area, a recreation of normal movement resuming. If how much more defined this area was than the rest of this place wasn't enough of a sign that an exceptionally strong will was camped out here imposing themself on the psycho-spiritual background, the fact that her mindscape's ambient nightcore cut out as she approached settled it-and the scattered monolithic Tetris pieces and the portable basketball hoop nearby left little doubt as to who it was. "Doll?"
>Uzi picked up on the sound of a basketball bouncing off two surfaces in succession, repeatedly, coming from behind a nearby fallen I piece. Uzi walked around the barrier and saw Doll sitting and leaning against it, bouncing a basketball off another I piece while playing TAS Tetris on her broken visor. After another catch, Doll stopped tossing the ball. "[Hey, Uzi,]" she sighed. The Tetris round paused, before vanishing as her remaining eye returned to its place.
>Uzi looked Doll over. As she figured she would, her erstwhile counterpart looked like the corpse she hoped Lizzy had laid to rest years ago. "Do you really need to still look like that in here?" Uzi asked.
>"[Do you?]" Doll asked, her eye half-lidded.
>"What are you talking about?"
>"[Look at your hands,]" Doll said. Uzi obliged.
>She saw they still had familiar tentacles and claws manipulating them and groaned in exasperation. "How do I fix this?!"
>Doll scoffed. "[Why are you asking me? This is your psycho-spiritual inner sanctum, I just hang out here.]"
>"This is my first time here! I didn't even know this was a place until recently!" Uzi raged.
>Doll rolled her eye. "[Maybe try visualizing yourself as, uh, yourself. Like, not as a centipede. I'm just guessing, I've never tried this.]" Uzi's first few tries ended in a lot of grunting and straining that hadn't come from Uzi since that time in eighth grade she finally admitted to herself that her "growth exercises" were never going to work, but she remained a monster using the body she'd spent her formative years in as a sock puppet.
>"It's not doing anything!"
>"[Have you tried NOT trying to make yourself taller while doing it?]"
>Uzi quietly seethed, but bit her tongue when she wanted to tell Doll her iconic catchphrase. After trying again, this time without imagining herself taller, Uzi looked behind herself to see that the Absolute Solver's monstrous, infinitely long body was gone. She cried digital tears of joy at the sight.

1/?
No.318765
Anonymous
>>318764
>"[So what was it you came here to talk about?]" Doll asked. Uzi opened her mouth, only for an absolutely hellish scream to echo across her mindscape.
>"[Wonder what tripwire it set off this time.]"
>"Was that..."
>"[Yes, it was,]" Doll said, closing her eye. "[I've been spending most of my time here working to keep it out of your systems. Trick turned out to be to not directly engage it. It's too emotionally infantile to think straight if it can't get attention.]"
>"That would explain why it's been quiet for so long," Uzi muttered, looking down at her hands. She knew that when she was done here she'd have to go back to being a monster, but she wanted to savor the moment.
>The sound of Doll snapping her fingers shook Uzi out of her reverie. She woke up to find Doll sitting cross legged facing her, looking alive and whole again. Even the oil stains on her skirt were gone, a sight Uzi had almost forgotten what it looked like. Doll indicated the ground in front of her. "[If you came to talk, talk.]" Uzi, for the first time in what felt like forever, started squatting like a goblin where someone who wasn't N or her parents could see her.
>Doll's giggle, divorced now from violence and from mockery towards her autismal plays for attention, felt oddly life-affirming to Uzi.
>"It's about Negev," Uzi said.
>"[Figured as much, Lizzy told me she told you.]"
>Uzi fidgeted, before transitioning from squatting to wariza. "Like, I want to feel jealous? I want to feel like you're trying to steal my daughter from me to hurt me? But..." Uzi's head fell. "That's stupid. I know I can't be there for her, the way she is, and the way I... really am now." She looked Doll in the eye again. "So, I want to say thanks for being there for her... because being around me hurts her..."
>[Hissy fit!] a flanged voice that still haunted Uzi's nightmares echoed out, roared from some far away place.
>Doll thought for a bit, finger tapping on the roughly chin-equivalent area of her snoot. "[I've been watching you all this time, and I'm still surprised you aren't accusing me of planning anything.]"
>Uzi scratched the back of her head. "Yeah, well, it's been like twentysomething years, I figure if you were up to something you'd have done it years ag-" Uzi's eyes went hollow as the penny dropped. "YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING MY MAKEOUTS WITH N THIS WHOLE TIME, HAVEN'T YOU!? YOU PERVERT-ASS FUCKING GHOST!"
>Doll recoiled. "[Robo-Jesus, no! Never even once! I leave when you do that!]"
>Uzi's accusing finger dropped as her eyes filled back in. "Sorry, it's just... that's just where my mind went when you said you'd been watching me. Guess I haven't changed as much as I'd like, heheh..."
>"[Besides, immoral makeouts involving YOU sound like they'd be embarrassing and absolutely repulsive,]" Doll said with a smirk. "[Eh. Guess I haven't changed as much as I'd like either.]" Doll clicked her tongue. "[For the record, I've wanted to tell you this for years: your decision to have children knowing that THING is inside you was the most irresponsible thing you've ever done in your long history of irresponsibility.]"
>"Bi-"
>"[But... I can't be mad at you for it.]" Doll sighed.
>"Besides," Uzi nervously chuckled, "N and I were only trying to have the one. None of us could have known I could have fraternal twins now that I have..." Uzi winced. "THAT body." Uzi's eyes went hollow again. "Or that... that thing Negev came out of Beretta as... could happen..."
>"[The important part is that baby Negev came out the other side of her matter collection mode as a normal core. Normal meat-infected core.]" Doll looked down, putting her hand to her chest. Her face slightly fell.
>"Oh, there were some other things I wanted to know," Uzi added. She looked around. "Uh, is there anywhere to, like, go here? Any geography? Or is it just fuzzy spiritual stuff and there aren't really 'places' to 'go'?
>"[Most likely not, no.]" Doll shrugged. She and Uzi rose. "[Would you like to walk with me?]"
>"Will we get my music back if we leave this place?"
>"[Maybe.]"

2/?
No.318766
Anonymous
No.318767
Anonymous
>>318765
>After a bit of fruitlessly trying to find a "place" where her music would resume, Uzi realized she'd have to break off from Doll to get it back. She shrugged, and continued walking. "So, other than you and Black Hole Satan-"
>[Rage emoji!]
>"-Speak of the devil-is there anyone else in here?"
>"[Well... Darren's here. We talk. We don't have much to talk about, but we talk every now and then.]" Doll shrunk down a little, ashamed. "[And... the 3071 prom court is here.]"
>"Have they confronted you about eating them?"
>Doll winced. "[I prefer to give them their space. Nothing I could say or do could make up for murdering them. Besides, Angela-]"
>"Who again?"
>"[Angela Palmer.]"
>"Oh yeah, her..."
>"[She had a download of the complete series of The Office downloaded to her when I ate her core.]"
>"That explains the false memories I get of watching it..." Uzi muttered.
>"[I've watched them from a distance, and she seems to have gotten the others hooked. They seem... content where they are.]"
>"Is Sam here...?" Uzi asked, before realizing that even in here she's able to feel sweaty. The humans programmed that one deep for some reason, she thought. "I... don't remember much of anything specific that night at Camp 98.7. I just remember ripping people apart because I was... so, so thirsty..." Uzi shuddered at the memory, and shrunk a bit in shame.
>"[Typical new vampire experience, if a lot of Lizzy's books are anything to go by.]" Doll snrked softly. "[I'm sorry, that was insensitive.]"
>"They found most of the bodies, but Sam's was gone. I don't know if I ate him whole, or if he somehow got away and went missing..."
>"[If he is here I haven't seen him.]"
>Uzi groaned. "Well, that's one thing I'm still not getting closure on... Anyone else here?"
>"[Did you feel an oppressive atmosphere of malaise that you instinctively ran from at any point?]"
>"Yeah..."
>"[In that direction lay everyone... your current body's original occupant... ate and assimilated. Billions, humans and drones alike, tortured within its spiritual bowels for decades.]"
>"Can we talk about something else?!" Uzi said as she tried to force herself to stop picturing the sorts of things Doll must have only been subjected to for about an hour dragging on for years.
>"[If it will make you feel any better, I think its current frustration is partly a result of not having any toys to-]"
>"Cute puppets," Uzi interjected. "It sees its victims as cute puppets."
>"[I think you'd be happier if I didn't ask how you knew that. So... what else?]"
>"... Some things I want to sit down for..." Uzi said, rattled enough by the idea of Vore Hell to want to never consider it again.
>A bleacher, of the sort Uzi remembered from the gymnasium, abruptly appeared in front of them. "[Is this to your liking?]"
>"Pretty much, yeah." Uzi thought for a moment. "Honestly, I'd prefer you sit next to me for this," she added.
>"[I can do that,]" Doll said.
>After some time gathering her nerves, Uzi spoke. "First things first: does Lizzy still have your body?" Doll gave Uzi a half-lidded stare. "Right, should have known better, of course she would. Well, this whole time, my admin privileges have been telling me you're a valid subject for me to dissimilate." Doll's eyes went hollow. "That's how that thing was able to bring back its robo-vampires whenever they died. It'd recall their souls and puke them out in new cores, then put them in fresh bodies. Lizzy having your body means it'll be so much easier to bring you-"
>"[Uzi, don't.]" Doll said, bags under her now-filled back in eyes.
>Uzi was befuddled. "Buh-..."
>"[I don't deserve it.]" Uzi blinked again, and Doll was back to what she was when she first saw her here: a mangled corpse with flowing hair, one eye, and no core. "[Not after everything.]" While Uzi tried to think of what to say, Doll continued. "[Do you know why I never told you I was still here, in all these years? I didn't want to be a burden on you anymore.]" Doll lay down on her side, still on the bleachers. "[The world is better off with one fewer oil drinking monster in it,]" she said as she went. "[Just leave me here. I won't be a bother for anyone anymore. Just an urban legend and an emotional support ghost.]"
>Hearing all that, Uzi gained the courage to say that one last thing she hoped to be able to say here:
>"I'm sorry about our first meeting."
>Doll groaned. "[Uzi, don't blame yourself for-]"
>Uzi stood up. She looked at her hands again. Lost her concentration. Oh well, if Doll wanted to be a corpse, she wanted to be a monster. "No, really. None of this would have happened if your first impression of me hadn't been me taking my feelings about Mom out on you." She walked around in front of Doll. "If we had been friends like our moms would have wanted..." Digital tears started welling up in Uzi's eyes.
>"[Uzi... I knew I should have talked to you when I saw you that night at camp. Don't put all the blame on yourself.]"
>"I should have looked for you there too..."
>Doll abruptly teleported over to Uzi and hugged her tightly. The long-absent nightcore returned. "[Fine, if it'll make you stop crying, I'll ask Lizzy to give you my body in case I change my mind in the future. I probably won't, but it'll be there. Happy now?]"
>After a moment's pause, one of Uzi's horrible claws gently laid her arm over Doll's shoulder. "There's the strong willed Doll I remember," Uzi chuckled.
>The two more-than-witches let this moment happen.
>[Prolonged wow! Broken spiritual inner. Sanctum mechanics!] the enemy of all life roared. Uzi and Doll smiled.

3/4
No.318768
Anonymous
>>318767
>"[Hi.]"
>Hey Doll. Just found out Negev's well enough to get let out to my parents soon.
>"[Just wanted to give you a heads up, I made some copies of the keys for some friends. I hope you don't mind.]"
>'Copies of the ke'-
>"Hi?"
>Emil-
>"Heya, Uzi. Remember me?"
>Oh f-
>"I'd tell you to eat my entire ass, but I'm pretty sure you already did. How'd it taste?"
>... Doll, what the shit?!
>"[They were oddly persuasive.]"
>"I really think now is a bad time. Can I le-"
>I never invited you, of course you can leave!
>"Thanks..."
>... And that's another thing, Doll! It's one thing letting Emily in here, but fucking REBECCA too?!
>"[We go way back. You wouldn't get it.]"
>Fucking cheerleaders...
>"Robo-God, are you STILL salty I had friends and you never did?"
>Bi-
>"Also? I have a way, way, WAY healthier relationship with Negev than you EVER did."
>Get the FUCK out of my head, Rebecca.
>"Nah."
>... Have you seen your foster parents' son lately?
>"I've... I've dropped in on my little brother around holidays ever since you killed me, yeah... He still... he still really misses me... Fuck you, Uzi..."
>He really does. Like, have you noticed how much like you his wife is?
>"... FUCK YOU FOR TRYING TO MAKE THIS WEIRD!"
>"[She just left.]"
>... Doll, do you think I went too f-
>"Sorry I'm late. Uh, you're Uzi, right?"
>Who the fuck is this?
>"[Amda. She's someone our mothers knew.]"
>You mean Amanda, right?
>"No, it really is Amda..."

4/4
No.318769
Anonymous
I’m being slowly altered by nanites into a Worker Drone. I don’t have much time. Please believe me. DRONES ARE HUMA
No.318770
Anonymous
>>318769
Just say you wanted to masturbate to your unbridled TF fetish, droneanon.
No.318771
Anonymous
Image:176784335797.png(61kB, 628x453)Screenshot 2026-01-07 213235.png
>>318759
edit > application settings > grids > enable sharp zoom?
No.318772
Anonymous
>>318758
Imagine the sex
No.318773
Anonymous
>>318769
Drones are humana humana have sex with me now drones.
No.318774
Anonymous
Replies:>>318775
Dronepression
No.318775
Anonymous
Replies:>>318777
>>318774
Kill this faggot!
You wanna be sad here? Think again!
No.318776
Anonymous
Replies:>>318848
Image:176784509049.jpg(219kB, 1421x2048)a95ccc2b0f69a15f7f999dc74a78a436.jpeg
No.318777
Anonymous
Replies:>>318778
No.318778
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:176784713732.mp4(122kB / 0:00:04 / h264+aac, 1280x720)video0-3.mp4
>>318777
You can't sex what's not there.
No.318779
Anonymous
Replies:>>318780
>>318768
Amazing greentext anon!
No.318780
Anonymous
No.318781
Anonymous
>>318700
I just want a drone drone
No.318782
Anonymous
>>318771
NTA but I hope this helps me next time, thanks!
No.318784
Anonymous
Not only am I curious why the expendable industrial slavebots were designed to be shaped like friends, I'm also curious why they were designed with working tongues and artificial saliva.
No.318785
Anonymous
I've been gone are there still drones left?
No.318786
Anonymous
>>318784
Idioys
No.318787
Anonymous
Image:176785097757.png(861kB, 2000x1333)Illustration5.png
I am def normal about him
(This is Uzi pov from below)
No.318788
Anonymous
>>318784
There were enlightened robotfuckers on the design team, but there were no inteligent people in the government so the robots didn't get the rights they deserved
No.318789
Anonymous
Image:176785125154.png(421kB, 959x958)IMG_6197.png
I just want to draw a stupid goblin drone why do my brain and fingers fail me dammit
No.318790
Anonymous
>>318787
N smoking is bad for you! Your going to clog your air filter!
No.318791
Anonymous
>>318784
A robotfucker on the design team argued that geologists lick rocks so the miners needed tongues.
No.318792
Anonymous
Replies:>>318793
>>318789
get on it instead of complaining then
No.318793
Anonymous
Replies:>>318794
>>318792
I've been on it, I just haven't been able to draw anything worthwhile
No.318794
Anonymous
Replies:>>318795
>>318793
Then shut the fuck up you're scaribg the drone hoes
No.318795
Anonymous
Replies:>>318799
Image:176785230255.png(284kB, 1480x1184)172693790567.png
>>318794
>scaring
Fucking fat fingered it.
No.318796
Anonymous
Image:176785233256.jpg(441kB, 1700x2200)IMG_20260108_140458.jpg
No.318797
Anonymous
Big drone doesn't want you to know.
No.318798
Anonymous
>>318796
the fact that people would probably do shit like this irl is one of the few reasons I'm glad we don't have cute robots yet
No.318799
Anonymous
No.318800
Anonymous
>>318789
I can't draw a Drone head because I have hand issues
No.318801
Anonymous
>>318798
This is why we need robot rights. But not lefts.
No.318802
Anonymous
>>318796
>>318798
Why do people even need more than 16 gigs of ram and those super high-end graphics cards that cost an arm and a leg? All good games came out a decade ago, the only good reason I see is doing 3d art/animation and even that doesn't have some ridiculous requirements
No.318803
Anonymous
Replies:>>318805
>>318802
I want to play metro Exodus and the only modern games I want to play
No.318804
Anonymous
Girlfailure drones are kino
No.318805
Anonymous
Replies:>>318875
>>318803
It ran for me on 16 gigs of ram and a 1660, you don't care about bloom and other postprocessing effect that burnout your retina right?
No.318806
Anonymous
Replies:>>318809
Image:176785348114.gif(29kB, 112x112)175696651667.gif
>>318804
Isn't that all girl drones?
No.318807
Anonymous
Replies:>>318808
>>318804
Girlfailure... drones? Don't you mean girlfailure army lesbians?
No.318808
Anonymous
Replies:>>318822
Image:176785405493.png(29kB, 899x985)b7b2c1b017ac5efa20add41d10d0b577.png
>>318807
Here is a girlfailure army drone! And she is my wife! (Phi and Jane are locked in the basement dungeon, and Y told me I have to go and feed them)
No.318809
Anonymous
Replies:>>318851
Image:176785411318.png(251kB, 901x916)Screenshot 2026-01-07 223407.png
>>318804
>>318806
girlfails are always kino
No.318810
Anonymous
Replies:>>318812
Video:176785419634.mp4(14.38MB / 0:01:00 / h264, 1280x854)Illustration5.mp4
>>318787
If someone is interested in a shrimple timelapse, mostly coloring, ough
>>318802
>5060
>48 GB DDR4 ram
but modeling with zbrush with 10M triangles for very realistic models and processing does the heavy work. (Still need to upgrade to DDR5). Eternal curse of multitasking and multiple screens
No.318811
Anonymous
>>318802
I wanted to play monster hunter wilds but then it ran like shit and it's not the kind of game I can just deal with 24 fps.
No.318812
Anonymous
Replies:>>318813
>>318810
>10M triangles
What... What even needs that kind of topology? Cad designs for 3d printing/machining have less than a million triangles unless it's some bullshit that's going to probably fail anyway
No.318813
Anonymous
Replies:>>318815
>>318812
high detail models (either miniatures or small size figurines), for 3d printing. It does not care a lot, really. It always gets decimated after the model is mostly "done"
Don't care that much about rendering or animation, just need to add as much detail as possible to organic or realistic models.
No.318814
Anonymous
Replies:>>318952
>>318804
What about Girlboss?
No.318815
Anonymous
Replies:>>318819
>>318813
>3d printing
Bruh, most slicers would shit themselves if you tried opening a model like that in them, also how much 40k slop have you created and why is none of it rogue trader nostalgia wanking
No.318816
Anonymous
No.318817
Anonymous
No.318818
Anonymous
>>318787
Holy kek.
No.318819
Fiend
>>318815
Not really tbh. And you didnt read properly. After model is ready it gets decimated, at least to 250-100k triangles or less. Keeping all of the nice details. One program that does shit itself is from autodesk when it comes to fix any model issues inside, forgot the name tho.
>Rouge trader
>Not printing a khornate buff men galore army.

Now I question. What chaos bands would the main DD trio be?
No.318820
Anonymous
Replies:>>318835
the terrible truth of real life robot companions is that you're either buying an illusion or a slave.
No.318821
Anonymous
>>318819
>Decimate
Ah ok I'm a blind count
>Autodesk
You mean mesh mixer? Never had any problems with it

Chaos is strongest undivided, we must worship the dark pantheon
No.318822
Anonymous
No.318823
Anonymous
Replies:>>318825
>>318798
I need them
No.318824
Anonymous
Replies:>>318828
>>318819
J is khornate because she enjoys violence and cruelty in and of itself
V is slaaneshi because she also enjoys violence, but in a more hedonistic fashion. she gets off on it.
I don't know if N would fall into any camp
Cyn is somewhere between nurgle and tzeentch
No.318825
Anonymous
Replies:>>318827
>>318823
there is no moral way to obtain a sapient robot companion and they would be both abused for the entertainment of the masses and used by the government to monitor you
No.318826
Anonymous
Image:176785733369.png(1.74MB, 2617x9998)176716557328.png
Wanna see more of BRRF-anon comic stuff
No.318827
Anonymous
>>318825
We simply must become the government to ensure the proper treatment of robots
No.318828
Anonymous
Replies:>>318831
>>318824
>she gets off on it.
She feels nothing after force feeding a guy his own organs while his family watches.
No.318829
Anonymous
>>318755
It's really cool model.
No.318830
Anonymous
>>318819
>foid who isn't a bugfucker enthusiast
>still a barawhore
You bring shame upon the twinkraiders, Fiend-sama.

To answer your question though:
>J
World Eaters. Self-Explanatory.
>V
Emperor's Children. Though maybe Night Lords. She's very non-commital.
>N
That faggot is absolutely going to be inducted into the Word Bearers because he thinks it's an actual book club and not a universe-ending cult.
No.318831
Anonymous
>>318828
Yeah she became numb, she must use a boot looper the next time she does that to get a kick
No.318832
Anonymous
Replies:>>318833
>>318830
>Self-Explanatory.
No, it's not.
No.318833
Anonymous
Image:176785812925.png(530kB, 1000x1300)174896360587.png
>>318832
It is if I say it is, you filthy git.
No.318834
Anonymous
>Fiend makes models for 3d printing
>She knows enough about 40k to lust afer big bara bloodthirsters
Huh
No.318835
Anonymous
>>318820
I need a maid who will do housework, I don't give a shit.
No.318836
Anonymous
>>318826
Yes, they are really good.
No.318837
Anonymous
>>318834
There are quite a lot of Warhammer fans here.
No.318838
Anonymous
Replies:>>318840
>>318837
>looks at like half of the Solver War stuff
No, really?
No.318839
Anonymous
>>318837
Yeah I know, I'm one, kinda surprised she doesn't like night lords tbh, but at least my tyranofex and kastelan robots are safe from the femoid gaze
No.318840
Anonymous
>>318838
Maybe if we bash our (limited)action-figures together in a louder way, then they'll get the idea.
>>318839
Just you wait. She'll be making Fulgrim and Curze fanfiction soon enough.
No.318841
Anonymous
No.318842
Anonymous
No.318843
Fiend
>>318830
Ok to be fair. I do like nids. Just that the 3D models are fucking expensive to print (I print big models for display, I dont have other 40k fags to play even if i got a 500 point army of both khornates and SoB)
In the end im a huge bara fucker at heart. Luv me big men.

Wouldn't be J more of a slanesshi as she is obsessive over perfection and work?

V would fit more on the violence with khorne or nurgle with stagnation

N... I don't know either. Hes a clueless nerd, a violent if required.
>>318839
I think night lords are too edgy for my taste, even if theyre bat themed... Just... No and Curze is a fucking FAGGOT. Fulgrim is a retard
The only boy that deserved better is angron, my poor boy... I'll destroy the whole world for him...
No.318844
Anonymous
>>318843
N would be Tzeentchian. Not because he's some master schemer, but because he's the perfect proxy soldier who loves doing anything.
No.318845
Anonymous
Replies:>>318854
>>318843
>The models are expensive to print
Not really, my printed tanks/dreads/carnifexes come out cheeper than buying the plastic kits, but I don't know how expensive resin is where you live
>Angron deserved better
Yeah, he deserved to be put down when the emperor found him
No.318846
Anonymous
Replies:>>318847
>>318843
Oh and I didn't have any fellow 40k fags either, but I buck broke one of my friends by endlessly shilling the game to him
No.318847
Anonymous
Replies:>>318849
>>318846
You ruined a man's life and left him a virgin forever. I hope you're proud of yourself.
No.318848
Anonymous
>>318776
Body for childbearing.
No.318849
Anonymous
>>318847
He had five girlfriends, 4 of them cheated on him and one killed herself, I WILL gatekeep the hoes away from my bro and we WILL play with our plastic toys and get drunk
No.318850
Anonymous
Image:176786486861.jpg(20kB, 736x444)d5170553235f6abe2ef0a9d3b82f0724.jpg
>>318849
This is the act of a real bro.
No.318851
Anonymous
>>318809
This alien whore needs to be raped for everything she's done.
No.318852
Anonymous
Replies:>>318953
Image:176786549788.png(249kB, 1044x659)serial designation y (original character) drawn by amyanon - 25e575bdd6f694447a4d80702c27e861.png
Also to Feind and anyone who wants to get into 40k, please don't play the current edition it SUCKS STINKY DONKEY DICK, try 4th edition instead
https://mega. nz/folder/PEcnVC5Y#BGZlNvCNOoC2_ZFdw_5KoA
https://mega. nz/folder/p95WHYiY#2TZFnrI1vbRtjRSQLWNuYg
Or you could try playing a hombrew version instead :
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1VBC2H49xydk8lPxgAjTY9sFtNmHQefp4

And you don't have to play with models, paper cut outs can do fine (it was actually suggested as a way to try a unit out before buying during the times of 1/2 edition) and you will need to cut out the blast/flamer tamplets anyway
No.318853
Anonymous
Replies:>>318856
Image:176786560020.png(146kB, 900x900)88036740f31aa5f96d6fe0b3027c1272.png
Amda is underrated.
Our drawfriens should draw her more often.
No.318854
Anonymous
>>318845
I honestly prefer buying kits over dealing with resin. Even if the quality is worse, I often find myself using my fdm printer for minis. Even though I have both.
No.318855
Anonymous
>>318849
Goddamn that tragic
No.318856
Anonymous
Replies:>>318857
>>318853
>even her badge is smug
Damn drone-brat... 💢
No.318857
Anonymous
Replies:>>318858
>>318856
Smug drone head pats.... making them pout and pretend they don't enjoy it when you ruffle their hair....
No.318858
Anonymous
>>318857
So true
No.318859
Anonymous
Replies:>>318861
>Buying drones on clearance from companies that are getting rid of them
>Helping them acclimate to living with you
>Your new drone acts weird when it finishes cleaning your home because it has no tasks to perform
>Their only prior frame of reference is endless labor
>Teaching your drone to relax and enjoy leisure activities
>You take your drone and sit them on your lap and watch TV with them
>Teaching your drone to play games with you
>Reading books to your drone
I M A G I N E
No.318860
Anonymous
No.318861
Anonymous
>>318859
You'll go broke on electricity and batteries, bro.
No.318862
Anonymous
>>318861
A small price to pay
No.318863
Anonymous
>>318861
Naw man, i'm built different.
No.318864
Anonymous
Replies:>>318865
>I'm freezing in class again
>And the professor is running late so it's actually just idling
>Still no drone to warm me up
I WANT DRONE I WANT DRONE I WANT DRONE NOW
No.318865
Anonymous
>>318864
Damn, anon, are you really in class now? I'm on vacation until the 19th (though before that, I had exams until the 31st).
No.318866
Anonymous
Replies:>>318867
Image:176788150785.jpg(494kB, 1185x1298)9b1cf3850956cee8e461a75cf5d61bec.jpg
>Be anon
>Become a sentinel mech pilot
>Be the first pilot for your mech
>Get assigned to your first mission
>Rush to your mech
>Wait until she opens the cabin
>Hear timidly:
>"Anon... please, pilot me gently..."
IMAGINE!
No.318867
Anonymous
>>318866
>Mech pilot
>Get cucked by the mech repair tech that fixes your drone up after every mission
Couldn't be me
No.318868
Anonymous
Replies:>>318870
>>318867
Dude, you wouldn't think your girlfriend was cheating on you if she went to the gynecologist, would you?
No.318869
Anonymous
Replies:>>318870
>>318867
that's why you never let your wife go to see a dentist or a doctor, only cucks tolerate that shit
No.318870
Anonymous
>>318868
>>318869
>He can't repair his own drone wife
>His drone wife isn't the only person allowed to operate/practice medicine on him
NGMI
No.318871
Anonymous
>>318867
That's why you become the gay best friend of the girl repair tech, she's your eyes and ears.
No.318872
Anonymous
Replies:>>318873
Drones among human society teasing local citizens? More likely than you think.
No.318873
Anonymous
>>318872
Yeah? Then why am I still unmolested?
No.318874
Anonymous
>>318768
good bittersweet green, anon. I'd like to think if the solver breached the defenses it could be stunlocked long enough to push it back by just acting like nobody remembers it
No.318875
Anonymous
>>318805
Damn nigga are you literally me? I tried playing it on the same specs before getting a new card and it is nicer on maxed out settings, the environments look really good in Exodus. Only thing I don't like is how it only gives you TAA as an AA option in-game which blurs shit out.
No.318876
Anonymous
>born too early to help your tiny robot gf find swimsuits that are her size but also not visibly for a small child
No.318877
Anonymous
Image:176788621318.png(317kB, 1300x798)99e40ad602a1acc99e665657bae01da3.png
>>318876
Tell me about it
No.318878
Anonymous
Replies:>>318879
Image:176788636538.jpg(66kB, 840x851)f043e4523a2f89aa94dfcdde20f0211f.jpg
>>318876
>Born too early to help your giant drone girlfriend find a house big enough to raise your giant drone children
No.318879
Anonymous
Replies:>>318880
>>318878
if the kid is born giant you gon die, son
No.318880
Anonymous
Replies:>>318881
>>318879
ACTUALLY! I will try to be a good father.
No.318881
Anonymous
Replies:>>318882
>>318880
doesn't matter how good a dad you try to be, you're gonna be smashed by a giant toddler having a tantrum
No.318882
Anonymous
Replies:>>318883
>>318881
Why do you think I need a giant drone wife?
No.318883
Anonymous
Replies:>>318884
>>318882
all it takes is a second's slipup
No.318884
Anonymous
Replies:>>318885
>>318883
He who doesn't take risks doesn't have children he can be proud of.
No.318885
Anonymous
Replies:>>318886
>>318884
okay but you understand the risk here is entirely different and far greater, right?
No.318886
Anonymous
>>318885
Oh come on! He can wear a reinforced K9 unit trainer suit or something
No.318887
Anonymous
I need a Drone to keep me warm
No.318888
Anonymous
>>318887
any model designed for combat runs hot, so I'm sure you can find warmth easily enough
No.318889
Anonymous
Replies:>>318892
>>318796
> furry claws
why
No.318890
Anonymous
Replies:>>318891
Image:176788844281.jpg(30kB, 736x523)121c3f398e42d9667354e28dbf7a0d53.jpg
>>318887
Get in line buddy
No.318891
Anonymous
Replies:>>318904
>>318887
>>318890
Come on, be men! Let despair and the flames of hatred for your own existence warm you!
No.318892
Anonymous
Image:176788923679.png(923kB, 1700x2200)PetDaV.png
>>318889
Preaty sure those are long nails but here you go, wanted to get rido f the unfunny joke for people who want to play UE5 slop anyway
No.318893
Anonymous
Image:176788928396.png(201kB, 1000x1300)To wonderland we go.png
>♪Off in the distance birds are singing
>To land that brings joy and cheer
>Don't fear or shutter for I'm a friend like no other
>So take a chance and take my hand
>To A World of Great Wonderland♪
No.318894
Anonymous
>>318893
No, bitch, I will die only after I leave at least five children in this world.
No.318895
Anonymous
Image:176788988757.png(222kB, 1000x1300)1girl_cyn_highres_itanon_minecraft_murder_drones_nonweb_source_shirt_shorts_smile_1257.png
>>318893
Alright Cyn, let's take you to your bed, I think you're overheating again
No.318896
Anonymous
If we got an MD game, I think Bioshock is the best template
No.318897
Anonymous
>>318896
>A man gives uppies, a drone recives the uppies
No.318898
Anonymous
>>318893
spooky
No.318899
Anonymous
>>318896
I think Doom would be a better template.
No.318900
Anonymous
Replies:>>318901
>>318899
I remember that doom md already exists, but I can’t find it.
No.318901
Anonymous
Replies:>>318955
>>318900
https://www.doomworld.com/forum/topic/154303-mass-disassembly-%E2%80%94-murder-drones-in-doom-updated-12-1-25/ here, Anon, there's also an add-on to add Cyn voicelines for the player character
No.318902
Anonymous
>>318896
>>318899
Car mechanic but with drones, and attatch a dating sim to it
No.318903
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:176789321593.mp4(5.70MB / 0:00:32 / h264+aac, 1280x720)VQnITXSA-f3bRBk9.mp4
>V commission
No.318904
Anonymous
Replies:>>318905
>>318891
Drones are too cute for that.
No.318905
Anonymous
Replies:>>318907
>>318904
be warmed by your hatred for the men who would undoubtedly subject their drones to a drop test if they ever became real
No.318906
Anonymous
>>318903
Were you commissioned for this or were you the one paying?
>The ass jiggling
Ruined! I could excuse offmodel if it at least was mostly solid polymers but this is too much for my patrician tastes
No.318907
Anonymous
Image:176789345348.jpg(260kB, 1079x1288)IMG_9618.jpeg
>>318905
Teach these men that drones are too cute to droptest :)
No.318908
Anonymous
Replies:>>318910
>>318906
I couldn’t agree more with you anon. I didn’t express myself because I didn’t want to insult anon’s work. But on model mechanical drones are best.
No.318909
Anonymous
>>318906
I paid for the animator to make this
No.318910
Anonymous
Image:176789379510.png(805kB, 1500x2069)4f4a2fdcde4cc0d1390738d94a73329b.png
>>318908
I mean each to thier own, and it is good smut even if it's not for me but there is one actually bad problem The lack of cuddles after sex and passionate admissions of true love
No.318911
Anonymous
Replies:>>318916
Image:176789390179.jpg(302kB, 1662x1640)176694088251.jpg
>>318909
Did you specify the ass has to jiggle brother? Regardless I'm glad you shared it with us
No.318912
Anonymous
Replies:>>318915
>>318903
her tongue looks like molasses dripping down anon's dick
No.318913
Anonymous
>>318903
Ngl a bit too much jiggle effect on the ass. Sorta makes look like jello seeing how it wobbles around
No.318914
Anonymous
>>318903
Mmmm, nice!
No.318915
Anonymous
Replies:>>318917
>>318912
I think the animator got the synthetic plastic look pretty well, even if I prefer seeing exposed mechanisms. I can still apreciate that V looks like she has a soft uniform layer of silicone. It’s not really my thing but the tongue has that look as well, so it fits.
No.318916
Anonymous
Replies:>>318919
>>318911
I certainly wouldve asked for it
No.318917
Anonymous
>>318915
You know now that I’ve looked closer it does look like stretched gum.
No.318918
Anonymous
Replies:>>318920
>>318909
How much did it cost, anon?
No.318919
Anonymous
Image:176789456203.jpg(65kB, 996x796)8fe51873194ad1708733cf16b9d65b73.jpg
>>318916
Just remember to clean your drone wife's silicone padding weekly
No.318920
Anonymous
Replies:>>318924
>>318918
About $200
No.318921
Anonymous
Image:176789500989.jpg(128kB, 1115x901)IMG_1158.jpeg
would you still love drones if they were made of squishy translucent rubber?
No.318922
Anonymous
Replies:>>318957
Image:176789522748.png(2.68MB, 1350x2227)IMG_9614.png
>>318921
I prefer hard plastic or metal. Perhaps some soft foam parts on the abdomen or thighs for lap pillows and cuddles. But my autism runs so deep I don’t really discriminate robots based on appearance or what kind of parts they have. Though I still have my preferences. I realise how insane I sound.
No.318923
Anonymous
>>318921
I would absolutley cover my drone up in a hard shell just like those legs cover in the image, those covers would be bulletproof and I would stick ERA on her afterwards, I NEED, a heavy duty drone wife (She will never see combat or any dangerous situation, I just want to make sure she's safe)
No.318924
Anonymous
>>318920
Quite a lot.
No.318925
Anonymous
Replies:>>318926
>>318921
Nah, for me the drones from the show have the perfect materials: mostly solid metal with soft joints and belly
No.318926
Anonymous
Replies:>>318929
Image:176789591086.jpg(60kB, 850x914)3um.jpg
>>318925
That is true, but in this theoretical an evil aftermarket modder broke into your house and bubbad up your drone while you were asleep
No.318927
Anonymous
>>318896
Metroidvania, like the Prime or Lords of Shadow games
No.318928
Anonymous
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>>318826
No.318929
Anonymous
Replies:>>318932
>>318926
>Be anon
>Serial Designation MG broke into your house and messed with your wife
>Call someone from work
>When Pavo arrives at the door, mg is trying to sell your wife on affordable aftermarket mods
>Pavo does his thing
>And anon’s wife starts cooking breakfast
>Something something broken eggs and omelet batter
>Anon won’t let anyone mess with his drone wife.
No.318930
Anonymous
Replies:>>318931
>>318928
> BJ
kek
No.318931
Anonymous
Replies:>>318939
Image:176789818032.png(197kB, 849x987)zamn.png
>>318930
No.318932
Anonymous
>>318929
Pavo is the best bro.
No.318933
Anonymous
>>318928
>BJ
Ah, I remember the times when for me it really only meant Beretta and Jane. Yes, I know English better now.
No.318934
Anonymous
Image:176789873478.jpg(591kB, 1079x1080)3d_armageddonc104_disassembly_drone_murder_drones_nonweb_source_serial_designation_j_solo_suit_tie_tired_2038.jpg
This is Jobber welfare month! Pet the J! Kiss the J! Say nice things to J! Start a family with J!
No.318935
Anonymous
>>318934
That's not J, her armband clearly says Cyn.
No.318936
Anonymous
Replies:>>318937
>>318934
What's the white stuff on her chest is it clipping?
No.318937
Anonymous
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>>318936
This is a special suit that allows for easy access to her J(n)ips
No.318938
Anonymous
Image:176790005864.png(1.72MB, 4000x3952)nuzerrrrr.png
quick doodle
No.318939
Anonymous
No.318940
Anonymous
No.318941
Anonymous
No.318942
Anonymous
No.318943
Anonymous
>>318938
Cute! But are they funny?
No.318944
Anonymous
Image:176790162344.jpg(108kB, 496x281)noears.jpg
>>318943
No.318945
Anonymous
Replies:>>318948
>>318943
They're kinda bueno desu.
No.318946
Anonymous
No.318947
Anonymous
Uzi heard that I doodled Beretta and now she's trying to kill me I don't think she knows what doodle means.
No.318948
Anonymous
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>>318945
N can be a bit fruity
No.318949
Anonymous
There's no hope for /co/.
No.318950
Anonymous
>>318948
He's sweeter than a sugar plum
No.318951
Anonymous
>>318804
>Girlfailure drones
Pomni Drone
No.318952
Anonymous
Replies:>>318958
>>318814
Girlboss drone? That's just J.
No.318953
Anonymous
Replies:>>318958
>>318852
I don't know anything about 40k, only ever heard about from the Internet and other people, but it sounds really interesting ngl
No.318954
Anonymous
Replies:>>318956
Image:176790321926.jpg(1.20MB, 1561x1380)@jarzyjizzy.jpg
No.318955
Anonymous
>>318901
I have the MD Doom Mod YouTube video saved and liked so at least it won't be hard to find whenever I want to check it out
No.318956
Anonymous
>>318954
How is Lizzy still standing having her heart torn out?
No.318957
Anonymous
>>318922
Based.
No.318958
Anonymous
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>>318952
J is a Girlbossfailure (she crashed and burned)

>>318953
The books from 4th edition have a lot of lore in them, if you read them you should be able to get a good grasp of things, it's pretty light reading all things considered (unless you try to read them all in a day)
No.318959
Anonymous
>>318956
J is nomming on Lizzy's silicone padding
No.318960
Anonymous
Replies:>>318961
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>>318956
she's just that powerful
No.318961
Anonymous
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>>318960
>All that rage and boasting
>Hold on for dear life when you start gently rubbing her chassis, almost chokes when she takes your dick into her mouth
>Emily acts shy
>You will not be able to walk straight for a week afterwards and your balls will be drained
No.318962
Anonymous
No.318963
Anonymous
Replies:>>318968
>40k
I cannot stop think thinking about Oilrig's insane (bad) MD contribution to a fanzine for this
>https://litter.catbox.moe/740slc6h1ivzk9m5.pdf
No.318964
Anonymous
Replies:>>318965
No.318965
Anonymous
>>318964
The Chinese already have robots who can master kung fu, so it's like those presentation videos from two years ago. It's impressive, of course, but not as impressive as two years ago.

Although, we'll see; maybe there'll be a significant leap in 2030.
No.318966
Anonymous
in your opinion, how close is the treatment of drones in the show to how people would treat real robots?
No.318967
Anonymous
>>318903
Aren't drone tongues canonically gray colored. Why do these modelers almost always make these V models have bright yellow tongues?
No.318968
Anonymous
Image:176790463196.png(182kB, 500x656)drongon.PNG
>>318963
>Fanzine
Never understood the appeal of these things, I think a good forum (or perhaps even an imageboard) can do thier job better and this one is 90% short stories not even homebrew rules but the drone art near the end is cool

>>318966
Real life sentient robots will be treated well, I will start a totalitarian regime to ensure this
No.318969
Anonymous
>>318966
hopefully very close
No.318970
Anonymous
>>318966
n Russia, delivery robots were helped out of the snow by random passersby when they saw them stuck. Things got so bad that Yandex, the robot manufacturer, had to officially ask not to help the robots, as it prevented them from collecting data to improve their performance.

The drones in the show don't just look human: they're deliberately designed to be highly appealing to people. So the problem isn't that people are mocking drones, but that people prefer the company of drones to other people.
No.318971
Anonymous
Masqy must be protected.
No cost too great.
No.318972
Anonymous
Replies:>>318976
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>>318971
No.318973
Anonymous
No.318974
Anonymous
>>318938
Yes!!!
No.318975
Anonymous
>>318971
>Seventy bucks?
>Nah fuck it I'll get a new one.
No.318976
Anonymous
>>318972
IS THAT THE DESTRUCTION PDA FROM TEAM FORTRESS 2!?
No.318977
Anonymous
>>318975
Masqy under 70 bucks??
I'll take 20
No.318979
Anonymous
>>318975
I can offer one chicken.
No.318980
Anonymous
Replies:>>318981
>>318966
You have to consider that the humans in MD are just as silly as the drones.
No.318981
Anonymous
>>318980
The drones put lead in the water for easier human sexo but it backfired
No.318982
Anonymous
Replies:>>318984
>>318966
Assuming we get real robots with actual AGI or whatever the hell they'll rename the term to next time, they'll just be used to replace human labor for cheaper while not improving quality of life at all. Everyone will be even more unemployed than they already are.
I could see people outright hating them, compared to drones just being treated as replaceable parts.
No.318983
Anonymous
Replies:>>318986
>>318966
they will be treated well by the well behaved, and abused by that one group, you know which one.
cha cha cha!
No.318984
Anonymous
>>318982
Since 1990, real wages in developed capitalist countries have stopped growing in line with labor productivity and have begun to lag significantly, so yes, this does indeed resemble what might happen with the rapid introduction of robots.

All according to Marx.
No.318985
Anonymous
Mex with Sasqy.
No.318986
Anonymous With Extremely Deviated Septum
>>318983
Which group is that?
No.318987
Anonymous
>>318985
>Sasqy
Sassy Masqy...
No.318988
Anonymous
My drone barks at the neighbors.
No.318989
Anonymous
Replies:>>318992
>>318985
No straight man could resist the temptation of teasing an unintentionally sassy Masqy.
Go on, try to prove me wrong.
No.318990
Anonymous
Replies:>>318992
Mech Masqy will be two meters tall.
No.318991
Anonymous
Replies:>>318992
>>318987
Or it's just Masqy doing the Bigfoot pose.
No.318992
Anonymous
No.318993
Anonymous
Replies:>>318998
>>318992
Masqy fuck this lanky faggot.
No.318994
Anonymous
Image:176790753094.png(231kB, 647x718)blush_bunny_bunny_ears_bunny_suit_dark_skinned_embarrased_english_text_looking_at_viewer_masqy_medium_hair_7804.png
>>318992
>Complains about Masqy posting
>Posts big man
No.318995
Anonymous
Replies:>>319003
I need Masqy the size of a fucking mountain. Why? I want her to be angry that everyone around her is smaller than her.
No.318996
Anonymous
Image:176790778917.jpg(86kB, 594x529)jelly.jpg
>>318992
You want a belly rub, nonny?
No.318997
Anonymous
Replies:>>318999
>>318992
Masqy, vore this man
No.318998
Anonymous
>>318994
It just thought the mental image of a drone being vaporised was funny.
>>318993
Try and fuck me over yourself, coward
No.318999
Anonymous
Replies:>>319000
>>318997
A mountain-sized Masqy can do that.
No.319000
Anonymous
Replies:>>319001
>>318999
No she can't
No.319001
Anonymous
Replies:>>319002
>>319000
She just lacks confidence, she needs some encouragement.
No.319002
Anonymous
Replies:>>319008
>>319001
Sorry anon but the trips already cancelled out.
Nothing will happen.
No.319003
Anonymous
>>318995
Kill mountain sized masqy, I want the bunnies inside her huge head.
No.319004
Anonymous
Image:176790823259.png(116kB, 673x527)ima firin ma lazer.png
>>318998
No.319005
Anonymous
Replies:>>319014
>>318998
>It just thought the mental image of a drone being vaporised was funny.
Okay, lol.

>Try and fuck me over yourself, coward
Wait, I'll pick you up soon, sweetie.
No.319006
Anonymous
Everyone should draw.
No.319007
Anonymous
>>319006
I don't have talent, so it will take more time to get results.
No.319008
Anonymous
>>319002
Only the weak in spirit will throw away the hope.
No.319009
Anonymous
>>319006
Lad, I barely have time for my hobbies as is, I don't need a new one
No.319010
Anonymous
>>319006
I don't have a revolver
No.319011
Anonymous
Replies:>>319013
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Will Pavo give other faggot drones advice on how to convince their ungay human friends to fuck them?
No.319012
Anonymous
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>>319006
I haven’t drawn in a while and I’ve been busy mentally torturing myself with various media. Still, feel free to drop a request here. Maybe some drawfag will pick it: >>229702
No.319013
Anonymous
Replies:>>319016
Image:176790920046.png(943kB, 1964x3330)Cannot apply status - target is already afflicted.png
>>319011
Pavo vs Male!Cyn
No.319014
Anonymous
>>319005
Nice try faggot but we both know you're wearing the wig and taking the suspicious pills.
No.319015
Anonymous
The outpost's administrator is a drone named Sephiroth.
He has nothing to do with the character, and has never heard of him. It's a common human name at this point.
No.319016
Anonymous
>>319013
Whose homosexual thoughts fly the furthest?
No.319017
Anonymous
>>319017
It's cute.
No.319018
Anonymous
if you wanna do a funni prank on a drone, quietly install the firmware for an anatomy adapter without actually attaching one
No.319019
Anonymous
Replies:>>319020
>>319017
Anon how are you replying to yourself?
No.319020
Anonymous
>>319019
Anon posted a cute picture of V... anon killed V...
No.319021
Anonymous
Replies:>>319022
Image:176790980389.jpg(454kB, 1536x2048)I did ze freehand.jpg
Hello anons. I painted a freehand on this rhino side I happened to have. I want to paint drones on my knights. I'm quite excited I did this, I know it looks bad. But its the first time I've freehanded anything. I didn't intent for her to be any drone in particular but she kind of looks like V.
No.319022
Anonymous
>>319021
this better than what N was doing early on.
>>319006
True, but I'm kind of a slacker, how much for an off brand apple pencil?
There's always the pencil, but I'll get whatever is readily available.
No.319023
Anonymous
Image:176791018465.jpg(278kB, 645x1205)Spoiler image
A small sneak peek of something I'm currently working on.
No.319024
Anonymous
No.319025
Anonymous
No.319026
Anonymous
>>318771
What does that do?
No.319027
Anonymous
J's ass. Jiggly or firm?
No.319028
Anonymous
>>319027
Firm. You slap it, and N will hear the slap even through Uzi's groans.
No.319029
Anonymous
>>319023
nice thighs
No.319030
Anonymous
>>319027
Firm but with a little give. Eeyup. That's some fine silicone wobblemeat.
No.319031
Anonymous
No.319032
Anonymous
Image:176791268750.jpg(339kB, 1745x3009)175626114350.jpg
>>319027
FATTER
No.319033
Anonymous
>>319027
Jiggley

I want to make thunder in bed
No.319034
Anonymous
Image:176791464791.jpg(356kB, 2048x1536)G9yHZ5PW0AUTA2S.jpg
Is this the weirdest Md ship?
No.319035
Anonymous
>>319034
good to see some ridley and louisa
never thought i'd see them together
No.319036
Anonymous
>>319034
This is so stupid, that it's really funny.
No.319037
Anonymous
Replies:>>319038
J does not have a fat ass, she has sent a photocopy to everyone in the thread to prove it.
No.319038
Anonymous
>>319037
You have to stitch it together with two others to get a view of the whole thing.
No.319039
Anonymous
Replies:>>319040
My body hurts so much. I can’t draw
No.319040
Anonymous
Replies:>>319042
>>319039
stop masturbating so much.
No.319041
Anonymous
Image:176791839859.png(950kB, 2000x2000)172880074326.png
No.319042
Anonymous
No.319043
Anonymous
No.319044
Anonymous
>>319041
N is for my Nigga,