New year is coming anon. What are you gonna do with your beloved drones? Tell your new year goals and wishes with other fellow dronefriends Happy new year!
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>>315945 but if I get conscripted to die so the not-so-secret cabal of pedophiles running western civilization can have slightly cheaper oil how am I supposed to post about drones?
>>315943 I'm a burger and I can say drone strikes literally almost never mean shit for the average joe. I came here for drones not real life news that we will all eventually know about later off-site anyways so there's no point in fucking posting it here in the first place.
>>315961 break in through the wall, not the door because it’s I like doors, make the 2/3 guy’s unconscious with a punch, don’t who know the one in the middle is, he seems important, then leave the room with my favourite drone
>>315941 for me personally it's generally a matter of what not only looks good/cute but fits the character. think of how bratty/tsundere characters have twintails and stuff like that. ie masqy has a cute soft bob, mylo has his weird pinata hair because it's the inverse of molly's round curls, stuff like that. this applies to clothing too - I like to stick to a theme for my characters, so masqy for example would mainly wear pink, frilly, cute clothes, and it'd be kinda weird to see masqy in black edgy clothes since it wouldn't really fit her. finding artists who draw lots of different outfits on their characters helps too ^.^ tl;dr: find hairstyles and fashion styles that look good and fit the personality of the character. accessories also do a lot to help
if your drone wanted to risk her life fighting on live TV for the title of "Queen of The DroneDrome", would you help her mod herself into a killing machine and cheer her on, or would you try to convince her that she'd only be throwing her life away for the entertainment of the masses?
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>>306990 I must >As you continue down the path, you continue to mentally analyze Sophie, trying to find some kind of reason as to why she’d be in a place like this. It’s not like there are any dangerous animals in this place, but wouldn’t she be at risk of falling off something? You saw a pretty sheer cliff face when you arrived on this planet a day ago or so. Wait, can’t you just ask her? What kind of idiot would mull on a question for this long without asking? You ask Sophie how her mother or the other Sentinels keep track of her. She just says >“Myyyyy backpack has LOTS of little things that let them know where I am!” >Tracking devices? Eh, better than no explanation at all. You look up and notice the sky slightly darkening, just a smidge. You turn to Sophie and ask if she’s really okay doing this when it gets dark. Going to somewhere that she’s scared of at night sounds like a lot. >“I’m not! We have a second house near it!” >Huh. Neat. You don’t really have any other questions, but you do have something to tell Sophie. Specifically, how you’re feeling about all this. You feel alone. See, Harper was nice to you, but the other Sentinels? You don’t really get them as well. Maybe it’s because you’ve only known them for like a day. You used to live on Titan, and being on a planet with a radically different environment? Yeah, it’s disorienting. You tell Sophie about the plains of Titan. There wasn’t a tree or a drop of water in sight, and yet it had its own little beauty in a way. It was quiet. Primordial, even in a weird way. The guys you were working for were all you knew, and in all honesty after finding out what happened to Earth, you’d be lying if you said you weren’t scared for their safety. You hope that you can make sure they’re okay. They were your first friends, like it or not. You’re sure Sophie cannot understand most of this, so you just keep talking. About how you’re afraid for what might happen if you go on a mission. The small bursts of combat you’ve had have been instinctual, and how you’re not sure if that’s good for your decision making. Sophie just says >“You miss somebody? Well, they probably miss you too! So when you see each other again, it will be happier!” >That kinda hurt, but in a good way. There was some truth to that statement. Reuniting with old pals seems like a good thing depending on the situation. You round a corner on the trail and notice three things: >One, plain as day, is the temple Sophie was talking about. It doesn’t really look quite like what you imagined. She said there was a face on it, but you don’t quite see it. Maybe like, a circle. Or maybe you’re not looking close enough considering the temple entrance is like 15 meters away. Oh well. There’s also some… Human scientists standing around the thing and doing… Stuff. Kinda reminds you of what you did on Titan a tad. >You also see a small building with windows erected near the front of the temple. Maybe like 2 floors in height? It’s clean looking honestly. But what really catches your attention is what’s installed in the building. You see what looks like a Sentinel head sticking out of the top of it. Nobody you’ve seen so far. Then your eyes pan down a tad and you realize that’s not just a head. It’s attached to an utterly gargantuan body. This might be the single largest individual being you have ever laid eyes upon. One of the scientists nearby notices you and gestures towards you, with the others turning toward you >“Hey, look! It’s the new arrival!” >He walks up to you, glancing at Sophie >“Seems you’re good with kids, huh? I like you.” >You just point to the massive Drone plugged into the building. The scientist turns to it, then back to you. >“Yeah, some people get quite a shock when they first see something like her. Don’t worry, she wouldn’t hurt a fly unless it had that THING in it. So. What’s your name?” >You’re not sure how to respond to that 10/??
>>315971 Hey! She's my fail girl! And yes, I don't want to join the tournament, the entry fee is way to high for playing on boards with unpainted L shape terrain but if she wants to... So be it >>315972 >>315974 Guess we can both do that
>>315978 >"Are you... sniffing my couch?" >Akita skitters off into your closet and locks herself in from the inside (somehow), and stays there shouting denials for a while
>>315985 >house trained chickens don’t even know how to open the door, can’t turn the lights off and on, they are confused, the closest thing they have to a house is a chicken coop
>>315961 >Chris steals Lizzy's wig, shits in it, and puts it back on her head so now it's glued to her scalp by his poopy >Cory bolts a dragon dildo to her bottom plate, cucks her with V (who he also bolted a dragon dildo to), has a foursome with N (ditto) and Uzi (gives herself a Solver flesh futa cock) >Dave takes off the dragon dildo, magics up an identical, unpoopied wig for Lizzy, takes off the one Chris defiled, cleans the poopy off Lizzy, and (after clarifying she's above the age of consent) starts flirting with her >Dave maybe even manages to have a nice date with her >Chris and Cory once again have the devil truly brought out in them by the sight of Dave coming on to with a woman they had called forth to torture >I'm unable to generate a reply that meets our content guidelines
>>315991 if you talking about berries, you can’t, I have ate them all, washed first, then into in the bowl, with a little bit of sugar on them, fucking delicious
Gonna rewatch the show today, I wonder if I will get depressed again after I realise there is no more drones after ep8 or if I can keep the cope going this time
>>315999 >>316000 The trips spelled doom for me, I could not keep the cope going after ep1, I will now watch the remaining seven with a deep sense of "I wanna kms" LIAM YOU FUCKING HACK WRITER, WHY DO I LIKE EVERYTHING YOU DO!? I CAN SEE YOU WERE PULLING SHIT OUT OF YOUR ASS IN EACH SCENE OF THE PILOT I WIRTE MY GREENS THE SAME WAY, WHY DIDN'T YOU STICK WITH THE KILL HUMANS PLOT?
>Be human office drone working for JCJ in SPAAAAACEE!!!! >Your life is good, you love your job and you love working. >There’s just one thing that’s wrong HoDR >A stupid department created by robot fuckers >Honestly when you stared out you were robot fucker yourself. You still have terabytes of robot porn on your computer >You even used to date a modified labour bot of all things. >What really made you lose all the attraction you felt towards robots was how persistent and annoying every drone was about it. > Nothing drives you up the wall more than having to mentally filter through innuendos and flirtations while trying to do your job. >The worst part is that you feel bad for rejecting them, but to them you are just another human. >It’s not that they didn’t bother to learn about you or who you were. You long stared to mentally block all the stalkers following you to or breaking into your home. >You just felt like anyone else could take your place as the receiver of these drone’s advances. >And they would be happy with anyone that would treat them with basic human decency. >And this proved to be true when potential suitor after suitor went for some other guy or gal seemingly forgetting the love they expressed just days before >A drone, a twin-tailed disassembly drone not your boss or superior. Threatened to have you fired for not complying with company policy >”Human, I know you’ve been a valued employee at the universe’s contractually agreed to be best interstellar conglomerate. But as befitting of an employee of your status and age, your lack of devotion to HoDR policies is damaging the company’s standards and reputation. Failure to comply with optional (mandatory) policies regarding corporate approved relationships might result in termination. I am kindly informing you of this eventuality as a favour to one of our most valued employees.”
>>316028 >You take her nanite tail and run it though your neck >Her eyes went hollow before you drew blood, and when its barb is lodged in. J holds you firmly as she wiggles it free from your neck >Your expression didn’t change; you don’t bother to muster as response. >J’s electro contracting silicone lips seal around the wound as she works saliva into it to neutralise the acid >While disassembly drones enjoy the taste of blood. You know she will stop herself just so she can get the first word in, probably to have you assigned to suicide watch with her as your lifeline. >”Tell me. You don’t want me to pin you right here and fuck you.” Your voice was calm and factual like when someone asked you what’s the time. >J blushed >”I used to want to fall for a robot girl, but you people made that bond not mean anything. Falling for the first guy who you can get your claws on” >She broke free from your neck with a satisfying pop. J licked her lips instinctively, but she looked blankly at you. >”I’ll have to report this to corporate” J crossed her arms and made a smug “hmph” sound as she broke away from you >”No need, J This employee, has been…” >”Naughty” > The room was all yellow and dark random office crap was flying while humans and all kinds of drones were cowering in their cubicles > Workers hid behind their humans, many disassembly drones trembled in fear, the few sentinels only drew their weapons and held their humans closer > three oily black tentacles coiled around you. A visage that was once beautiful and exciting to you flashed in an ignorant attempt to draw fear from the conventional mind >”Intimidating glare, If you are not going to accept us “ > “...then we will have to accept you” >Two of the tentacles slid through your ears. A cold wet wiggle overwhelming the sensation of your ear canals being burned >You were overcome by a vision of your mangled body fused to the machinery in this room >You wanted to love drones, to accept them to become them. You wanted nothing more than to become one with the rest… No. >It felt like that time you were play fighting with your little sister and she lost her balance you moved, faster than you thought possible, and overpowered your sister with ease then firmly griped her wrist >You didn't move as you pushed Cyn out of your mind >You looked down at your assailant, an outdated and inert drone, strung along by crab claws and mechanical appendages > You looked around the room as everyone watched paralysed in fear. It felt like being the only person in the room who didn’t get the joke > The drone’s head was moved to look at you, while the tentacles limply receded. > “Perplexed. This has never happened before” > You don’t bother to listen you don’t bother to care, this is routine by now. This is no different to being woken up by a disassembly drone crawling on the celling. >As you walk away you can’t help but feel bad for that poor drone. She has a speech and mobility impediment. And her mind is probably limited…
>>316029 >You unconsciously clench your fist > This is what HoDR has made you into. She worked so hard to scare and intimidate you… >You weren’t going to let some insane corporate department get the better of your kindness >You were just so rude to a disabled drone child, you must have broken her heart. >You look too determined to fake fright but there are other ways you can make her day. >You turn around and unsurprisingly find her stalking behind you. Good she’s not completely devastated >You lean down and genuinely smile. “I’m sorry, it’s just that my coworkers act like that to get my attention. I know you put a lot of effort into scaring me..” >You run your hand through her hair >”Don’t touch me human” >You stop but you are still leaning over her. “But if I can’t touch you, how can I give you uppies?” >The cool looking insect like mass of cameras flashes before your eyes once more. >”Do Not" > "treat me" > "like a child" >"human.” > You hear the faint sounds of servo motors in the distance. >”I am not some lost little girl. I am the void the exponential end. I am your goddess and I run this company and your world. “ >”Best find a drone for yourself” >You head pat her, she bears her fags and twists her neck. How cute. She needs a hug >A black ball with a text box appears in her hand >You hug her, you don’t know her name but the way she acts and talks tells you she’s been through a lot. There’s probably not much left of her. Perhaps she was formatted then partially recovered >”Let go of me this instant” If you learned a thing about drones working at this company is that they all crave human intimacy. Poor thing, you grip her tighter, but then you let her go. > The one thing you would never ever do is force yourself on someone, you became just like these drones. >Cyn spots a trio of blue lights in the distance. She tries to direct her null at them. But her aim is jerked by a swift punch the gut. > Avre sends Cyn’s body into a nearby support pillar then through several concrete walls. Her bootloop flash stunning Cyn for but a second >Elf had been stalking anon for months. She had her few friends keep him from being fired or worse. >She knew Cyn was a solver host just like any other, and Cyn knew that too. That’s why she went out of her way to enthral or kill any other host. >Elf wouldn’t let anyone, note even a fellow drone, stay between her and her freedom >Avre dashed after Cyn then pummelled forward and into the ground >Using her sensors watched as Cyn’s main body flew through several floors >She calculated the perfect moment to strike >Elf’s XR4-AM13 anti matter canon pierced Cyn’s core. The anti-matter detonation ruining the outmoded drone body along with half the office. >Its good everyone evacuated when Cyn was around >J swept anon up under the guise of upkeeping company policies regarding employee safety. Cyn clearly didn’t need her, and she wasn’t keen on losing another fight >J crashed into a cubical, bootlopped, while a bright blue light illuminated the ruined office. Anon was fine mostly >J took the brunt of the damage so anon was fine. >In the distance anon could hear the laughing of a madman as submachine guns rounds pinged of armour. >Despite having been as close as possible to the epicentre of Gungnir’s blast >Pavo looked way too pristine for a gore coved man slashing at Cyn’s biomechanical body. >His Projection Device not breaking sight with the regenerating mass of machinery >Despite having the freedom to talk to all the cute boys in the cute boys in the office. >He was really pent up >Cyn’s body had begun to string itself together. Despite being cut shot burned and blown up by all the sentinels in the office. >She had managed to bypass some of the other drone’s personalities. Nevertheless, these only slowed down her assailants. >And some disassemblers resided her touch
>>316031 >Elf wouldn’t let anyone, note even a fellow drone, stay between her and her freedom >Avre dashed after Cyn then pummelled forward and into the ground >Using her sensors watched as Cyn’s main body flew through several floors >She calculated the perfect moment to strike >Elf’s XR4-AM13 anti matter canon pierced Cyn’s core. The anti-matter detonation ruining the outmoded drone body along with half the office. >Its good everyone evacuated when Cyn was around >J swept anon up under the guise of upkeeping company policies regarding employee safety. Cyn clearly didn’t need her, and she wasn’t keen on losing another fight >J crashed into a cubical, bootlopped, while a bright blue light illuminated the ruined office. Anon was fine mostly >J took the brunt of the damage so anon was fine. >In the distance anon could hear the laughing of a madman as submachine guns rounds pinged of armour. >Despite having been as close as possible to the epicentre of Gungnir’s blast >Pavo looked way too pristine for a gore coved man slashing at Cyn’s biomechanical body. >His Projection Device not breaking sight with the regenerating mass of machinery >Despite having the freedom to talk to all the cute boys in the cute boys in the office. >He was really pent up >Cyn’s body had begun to string itself together. Despite being cut shot burned and blown up by all the sentinels in the office. >She had managed to bypass some of the other drone’s personalities. Nevertheless, these only slowed down her assailants. >And some disassemblers resisted her control
>>316032 >Y’s squad was surrounded on all sides. Other than the fire escape behind them, of course. >Mutated humans and twisted drones surrounded them. > For the first time in her career Y had made a pile of worker drone bodies that she could stand on >”Mine name ist Yvonne proud servant of ze God Emperor of Mankind” >Y raised her sword in defiance its tip scraping a neon light. > A orange coloured tri pronged rune manifested on her sword >Only to fade away as a powerful shot rang out >”What’s the matter Major can’t keep your sword straight!” Phi cracked her whip next to an unphased Delta >A laser bisected a line of corrupted drones while enfilades submachine gun rounds cut the mutated hordes down. >Despite the solver horrors’ best efforts they couldn’t get close enough to let Y hit them with her sword
>>316033 > Serial designation U-U had been separated when the attack on Cyn had begun >U- had been caught in Pavo’s light. Unable to move, -U had to get her incompetent clone away from that homosexual. “Stupid clone, getting herself bootlooped by that faggot…” >-U fell down she tried to stop herself from falling over only to be held up by farmanon >”Don’t let me fall retard!” She stagered to put one peg in front of the other then she collapsed. “She’s just around this corner” >Despite being nearly blinded farmanon hauled the hefty drone out of the blue light >”It was your idea to come over here!” Was the first sentence U- spoke. “We should have stayed at home and milked the cows!” >”As if I can pass the chance to watch real tv” The two argued despite the fact that farmanon was grappling with a corrupted worker >”Should we help him?” U- looked at her clone who shrugged. >”Yes!” He said as he shoved the worker away. >”Lets get the fuck out of her” “ For once I agree with you clone” > Several missile strikes later, and several nicks and scratches from shrapnel and debris. >They made their way out onto the rioting streets below >By now almost whole office complex was reduced to rubble
>>316034 > A small pack of mothballed HKX sentinels thinned the onrushing hordes of solver horrors. > Lead by Beholder her oversized built in Magnestar Canon sending electromagnetic waves throughout the corrupted machines >To them the war was never lost, they did what they were programmed to do >Despite the fact all of them had broken formation their aging components strained by overuse and neglect... >They staled for time as they were built to do, whatever that thing was it could not be allowed to gather matter. >The mangled twisted and mutated form of Serial Designation Tepes broke though the electromagnetic storm below >His thick leathery wings isolated his systems from the brunt of the Magnestar’s blast > His screen tearing, he sunk his barbed fangs into Beholder’s neck > Beholder grabbed his cloak grappling with her foe she sought to pull the beast away with her arm >Tepes’ cloak ripped with a spray of blood, he dislodged his fangs from Beholder’s neck >Her head was hanging on by a few strands of metal and stiff wire >Using the last of her strength she broke free then ran Tepes through with her lance like weapon, and flew them both into the electromagnetic storm below >Her systems too old and never built to last annihilated them both
>>316035 > Elf, Avre and Pavo stood together as Elf pummelled Cyn with antimatter. > A gaggle of soda drones and human technicians had formed around them spraying cool oil on them and keeping Pavo from breaking down completely >Some of the mirrors in his tail were shattered his light wasn’t as bright as before >Avre had fortified their position. As she looked over the rubble barricade she could she the solver hordes were rendered ineffective and were being hunted by security and what drones remained > They had nearly annihilated Cyn’s body leaving only a few scraps near her core >Elf blasted them away; she saw a faint yellow light, up above near the still standing part of the office >Amidst the blast a salvaged bullet was propelled too fast at her. >Avre reacted in time pushing Elf away but the bullet broke one of her ears off >Elf felt each second of the bullet cutting through her. She saw each ridge and valley on its surface as half of her extended vision went black >She curled on the floor claws reaching her broken ear. >Avre overpowered her, she stopped Elf from further hurting herself. >Cyn was fleeing the ruins as a core. “ Sneaky scuttle…Auch” Despite the falling rubble she was sneaking away
>>316036 >Elf found herself on a slab of concrete >After straining herself too much her body had nearly failed her >She looked up and saw a human >Anon looked at Elf, despite being a normal drone technician his hyper fixation on sentinel drones had paid off. >Elf’s programming compelled her to cover herself. However, despite her chassis’ best efforts her arms and legs wouldn’t budge >Elf’s screen blushed brightly >With a sudden spasm of motion Elf jerked herself away >Anon, didn’t really know what to say or do but he acted anyway. “Elf, you had your right sensor shot through….” >Anon flinched back as a sudden wave of heat hit him and Elf vanished from view >He could smell her electronics burning up >Before he could drench her in cool oil, Elf’s Vail had failed >Her claws were dug into the concrete and her somehow functional tail was slowly constricting itself on some jutting rebar >”No! Get away from me or I’ll cut you with my tail” Elf’s eyes were hollow; she had pulled herself away from anon. >Avre emerged from her dugout >She pushed Anon aside and stepped forward >Her stress lines had almost burned themselves into her monitor >”Elf, Anon doesn’t bite” A pure yet forced smile formed on the surface of Avre’s mouth. >”And if he does, we’ll make sure he won’t be able to again. :>” >The surrounding humans made way for the drone as she went straight for anon >Anon grasped in pain as Avre punched him >Elf’s eyes were hollowed but she couldn’t stop herself from chuckling. A small smile was quick suppressed by her > Her head was tilted away from the others >”that shows him…” shame she couldn’t do it herself >Elf gulped as her eyes closed. She tried to dig her claws further, but her body was too weak >Deep down she had feared it would come to this. >All that time preparing for the perfect moment to strike >All the effort making sure she wouldn’t be expecting a thing >Only for the death of the last thing standing between her and real freedom >To hinge on a human tending to her most intimate parts >Elf diverted all the power she could to any system but her sensors >Despite this she looked straight at Anon as she spoke >”Go ahead”
>>316037 >Elf clenched her teeth and closed her eyes; she took several long breaths of her own >She cursed whatever entity had bestowed her this fate > Despite her cooling systems not being functional she tried to calm herself by controlling her breathing >Anon still rubbing his shoulder, looked at Avre who looked at him then at Elf >Elf responded with a nearly imperceivable nod >Anon’s training as a technician had kicked in >He assessed Elf’s damage >Her limbs were irresponsive, but she only had numerous scratches cuts and dings, her Vail had failed and the only visibly damaged part was her ear… >Anon was snapped out of his trance by a firm yet slow poke on the cheek. >Avre was looking at him funny and Elf, blushing brightly, was even more uncomfortable than before. >Anon hadn’t realised that he was staring >”Elf, I’m afraid we’re going to have to open you up” >Elf, skittishly nodded then she braced herself >”I can’t do it with everyone watching” >Everyone but Anon turned away. >Elf despite knowing sentinel drones have 360° vision felt more comfortable, the fact there was only one human watching her certainly helped. >Anon knelt beside Elf, he traced his index finger across the panelling covering one her lower legs >The tension building up in her was released as a gentle moan >Anon careful slid the peg’s covering making sure not to scrape her internals >Elf didn’t open her eyes as Anon looked at her internal skeleton >Her right leg was a tangled mess of molten wires and pipes. Even at its tip furthest from Gungnir the connection heads had merged into a homogenous whole >Her cooling pipes were clogged with charred plastic soot and her wires made random contacts as tiny arcs flew from drooping pipes and electrical conductors >No wonder she’s this sensitive, the inputs from different parts of her chassis must be overlapping one another >This would explain her motor impediment, but such damage only occurred if her self repair systems had also failed >Elf’s responding actuators weakly trembled as anon dug through his tools, with one peeking eye she saw him with handling silicone tipped forceps > Elf felt as if someone tickled the lower parts of her foot, but that sensation was dimming there, then it uniformly spread across her upper leg mixed with a dull dismissible pain into her torso >Anon had parted some wires and tubes as best as he could. It appeared that her skeleton was largely unaffected >”Elf I have some good news and some bad news” >”Your limbs and probably the rest of your body are repairable. But only by your nanite regeneration” >Elf kicked her head back limply and looked blankly at the sky above her with hollowed eyes >She was starting to numb to this, so she just stood there with a blush and awkward expression >Anon’s nervous sigh was cool on her waist as he drew towards her hips. He donned kevlar thermal gloves that protected him from the heat as he lifted the front part of her crotch >Elf was happy he didn’t go for her core first. She knew that his survival depended on her functioning. > Despite the self-interest induced kindness she received >She forced herself to be soothed by gesture >Anon followed the molten and twisted wires that bundled in her waist with his gloved hands >Anon pushed and probed parted the wires, their insulation having molten off due to the heat > This caused the signals being transferred by them to jump and overlap >Elf let out some light groans >Her breathing was more and more rapid, internal messages covered her vision, oil pressure was increasing and circulation was slow >”Please be gentle” >Anon slowly opened her maintenance hatch. The tips of his gloves sizzling as he did so. > For her sake, he wouldn’t look at her core. But he had enough experience to find the locks holding the front of her upper torso in place >She moaned as each lock was released, the few times when a finger brushed her over-heating core her body would twitch >Elf smelled pork and burnt hair. >Elf’s screen displayed temperature critical >Despite the fact that she could feel her molten insides slightly shifting as she twitched >She was glad for the small break >Her systems were shunting down >A gentle smile formed on her as she felt her core tremble >If this was it she was glad she died mostly free and she wouldn’t come back >...maybe it all hadn’t been so bad...
>>316038 >Anon smiled as he put on a fresh pair of gloves. > Without missing a beat he lifted Elf’s torso covering. >Her glowing core was exposed, the air shimmering around it >Anon held a seemingly steaming container with a long pair of tongs >He stood back as the liquid sizzled and steamed on Elf’s core >Elf’s core took a sharp temperature drop enough for her personality to flicker back online > She felt the liquid nitrogen pool in her body, a thin insulating film of air had formed around her core >Elf couldn’t control herself, the more precise parts of her cognition having not come online yet >Her claws dug into the concrete slab >She felt pleasure, she felt resentment mixed with fear as she spasmed uncontrollably sending chips of concrete flying >Elf moaned and gasped as the sensation drew on, she felt more liquid nitrogen pour on her > She raised her chest her back arched, her self preservation directives had perhaps mixed with a desire for pleasure >She swayed her upper section side to side to get the cool liquid better on her core > Through her still functional sensor Elf could see that nobody was watching her. Even she had turned her sickly yellow eye away from the source of the sounds, in whatever nook of rubble she stood >She was glad they cared. >Elf’s advanced sensor was still too taxing on her to endure any more indulgent use >Elf spasmed and gasped for five whole minutes releasing a loude shriek as the thermal film across the her core popped >She stood there, breathing heavily as she came down. Her actuators had relaxed >Her claws were slumped inside the gashes they rent in the concrete >Elf couldn’t look at Anon >panting and trembling “ahg…is this…augh….enough” >A stream of digital tears poured across Elf’s screen as she didn’t feel her body knit itself back together >She looked at Anon > Who looked at her with a pained expression >”I’m sorry but, your fans and cooling systems are still damaged you can’t maintain this temperature by yourself….” >Why was life so unfair for her. She had come this far > She won’t back down she’s going to kill that thing then she’ll never have to see another human ever again >”Elf, try to shut down your pain receptors in your abdomen. Its frozen over and I have to cut it” >Elf heard a circular blade cut into her midsection, she felt the severed pressure sensors and temperature give out as an incision was made >He made a U shaped cut that covered the entierty of her abdomen >Anon tired to fold open the frozen material but it was too britle. >She didn’t move or react as anon lifted the fused together mass of charred tubes leaking yet frozen pumps and molten fans that had once cooled her >Elf simply let it happen to her, the panic she felt simply washed over her >Her senses went in to overdrive generating more heat >That caused more panic and stress >A pool of oil had formed around her >Anon fastened a new cooling system to her, she felt the threads on the pipes tighten comfortably >Oil flowed freely to her core. >Elf’s vital components were stable, she was surprised to find herself opening her mouth without complaint as anon lowered the tube of an oil can twords her >She enjoyed the flavour of the oil, as her nanites began restoring her form >As soon as she could, Elf staggered to her feet. Pavo and Avre helped stabilise her as she let the crystal grow over the antimatter projectile >A precise shot ignored concrete and cover >A massive explosion signalled Cyn’s death > Elf felt her body weaken, perhaps now that she was done the accumulated tiredness had showed itself >Despite this she forced herself forward, out of this office complex >And perhaps to the nearest space port so she can be free and explore the vastness of space like she always wanted to.
>>316040 That was a bit of a roller coaster > she bears her fags Multiple SD-Eyes ?
Also a bit of a personal gripe, I don't think Y would yell about warhammer nerdy stuff at least not so blatantly, I'm not Amyanon but I feel that's a bit out of charachter for her, a "Show me what pases for fury amongst your misbegoten kind" would work better
>>316044 >Also a bit of a personal gripe, I don't think Y would yell about warhammer nerdy stuff at least not so blatantly, I'm not Amyanon but I feel that's a bit out of charachter for her, a "Show me what pases for fury amongst your misbegoten kind" would work better
I kind of thought of it as a heat of the moment thing. And I wanted her to proclaim her real name as a show of defiance and freedom over the solver.
>>316048 I hope so. I choose to take matters into my own hand and create stuff. I personality think a strong core of users is better than if we got a bunch of Redditors but they are ok as long as they take the time to learn board culture.
>>316056 I wrote half of it during a schitzo episode so its understandable, I’ll try to explain it. It cuts from the perspective of an anon (I’ll name him office anon) to the perspectives of a bunch of ocs fighting solver horrors . The battle against Cyn and her solver forces goes on in the background of those 3 parts. Then it cuts to a different anon ( I’ll name him sentinel autism anon) this anon has to repair Elf’s ear sensor so she can find Cyn and shoot her with her antimatter gun. Repairs happen, Elf is repaired she shoots Cyn then Elf walks away to a space port because she likes space.
>>316027 Cute! Too bad (you) spilled cheese from the fondue on her jewelry. Hopefully she won't notice. Also, how does she attach those earrings? Small, non-disruptive magnets? Tape? Just puncturing the things into her robo-skull?
Usually, when a viewpoint switches, it's shown with ellipses to highlight the different parts. The lack of such a distinction left me really confused. Well, at least you got your greentext urge out, which is good.
>>316067 That's the little foam tube you have to slide on to clip the one end of the tail-necklace to so it doesn't slide all over the place and bunch up when you wag it
I have a good feeling about 2026. While I wouldn't say the bursting of the AI bubble will be good for the global economy, I do hope it will start to improve things. At the very least, I'll graduate from that shit hole that's causing me to have an exam on the 31st.
I like my idea of a Drone that watched a bunch of Kamen Rider and decided to become one through training Let's Go!! Rider Kick (TeddyLoid Edit) It's really just Tojima.
>>316109 Well Anon is meant to be [insert own name here] I think that's intimate, and calling someone "Other half" is a bit strange in my opinion, I understand saying that someone is your other half but I think I never encountered someone calling their partner that directly, nevertheless do whatever you want friend
>>316117 Yeah, I'm bad at languages, really, really bad, and I don't want anons to get bloodshot when they read my posts. Plus, I also use Russian language rules in English sentences: It doesn't seem that bad(I hope).
As I see, you are also a comrade of Doll, like me, right, anon?
>>316126 Drones can only be bottoms in Human/Drone relationships (Yes, a DD pining you to the ground and riding you untill you're beef jerky is still a bottom, you don't want to know how DD toping looks like)
>>316119 >tfw you smashed a drunken eldritch god's prostate until he covered his corporeal form in his own cum and fell asleep in your arms >everyone is now counting on you to keep the god drone happy and placid to keep him from consuming reality >he lives with you now, sleeping in your bed, eating from your fridge, holding you hand as you go to the market >male!cyn acts the servile drone in public, but in private it's clear who's in charge >he starts changing your body to suit his whims >your bones harden, limbs length, teeth sharpen, claws replace your fingers as your eyes glow yellow >your flesh sloughs off bit by bit (cyn peels parts away and eats them with a giggle), revealing the murder drone beneath >cyn's own murder drone stud, towering twice his height, your existence- all of existence- utterly dependent on your ability to devastate his tight drussy and leave him wanting more >these days, cyn is especially into predator play, forcing you to act like a murder drone while he pretends to be an innocent worker, struggling in your mighty arms as you lift him up and puncture his neck with your fangs >male!cyn's cock hardening as you sup gulp after gulp of his god blood, he struggles against you physically as mentally you battle to remain yourself- just a taste of his blood a trickle from the ocean that is his power is nearly enough to enslave you to his will forever >you will be his for as long as you remain you >"How long will you last?" Cyn asks with a smile as he cuddles against you in bed, soaked in his cum and filled with yours >he gives you a kiss and cuts the light with a wave of his fingers >you are left staring into the darkness of the bedroom, your drone optics failing to penetrate the void that seems to edge closer and closer each night
>>316129 I don't understand how you managed to combine amazing emotional horror with the crushing of prostate male!Cyn, but you did it, and it's awesome.
>>316129 >eyes glow yellow he doesn’t have eyes, don’t know what he is either, anon’s been here since as long as I can remember, anon’s ball hair is older cyn’s plane of existence
>>316145 apparently normal people, or at least, people who have family’s, something you never had the joys of experiencing, can’t anyway, since you think killing and slit throats is a everyday thing that everyone does
>fleshies try to genocide each other for millenia >drones do it once and certain fleshies cry foul Don't get mad at drones for being better at genocide than you. Now get that dick out for me.
>>316169 unfortunately eldritch creatures and vampires have to have consent for everything, even something as entering a house, if they don’t get consent, do it anyway, they die, real death
>>316182 imagine not getting a reference, couldn’t be you, nor me, except for a a total moron https://funnyjunk.com/channel/4chan/Time+flies+when+youre+a+/dBdsLqO/
>>316187 Hm, I have written some smut, but my favorite fiction stories are from authors like Steakley, Heinlein, Lovecraft, and Edgar Rice Boroughs. I think sometimes when my writing has any kind of coherent style at all it probably falls into that kind of "flavor". Heavy on descriptives, pretty prose-y compared to more modern writing. When I'm feeling inspired I want to write in a way so descriptive that the reader can see a detailed image of the scene in their mind the same way I do when I'm imagining it. I probably sacrifice other important facets like good pacing and dialogue for that, I'll never claim to be a skilled author. Most of my stories I think have a stoic or even morbid mood to them, I feel like a good fiction is mostly made up of challenges and thus the character will usually be experiencing some kind of distress or anxiety or suffering. Happiness and frivolity have a necessary place in the story but it should be the climax of a long series of trials the characters pass through.
>>316192 >guess how that turned out posting this within snabby‘s stomach, aren’t you? that was your fault, she only eats meat, now sit tight, she’s cooking a steak for you and herself, when snabby let’s you out, just remember for future times
>>316193 no, she was actually happy to try it... by eating every vegetarian in town. not sure how she figured out who was and wasn't a vegetarian, honestly
>>316194 snabby figured it out by looking at their grocery list, never meat, always vegetables and fruits, then asking those specific people who are vegetarian, if they are vegetarian, just to be sure they are vegetarians
>>316202 less to work with here, alice was on the poster for the up coming episode back in the day, amda has nothing, a ‘literally who character’ that just died, not even a quote
>>316205 using something that isn’t in the murder drones continuity, nor was made by the creator of it, is strictly prohibited, not my fault that amda is a nobody that died
I've got a new idea for a new Marcy greentext taking place long after the end of the show events, involves some solver sapien shenanigans and a secret space station. Young Holly story still in the works too. Visiting relatives for new years though so nothing in the pipe for the next few days, just thought I should leave a heads up for however many anons are keeping track of my recent writing escapades.
>>316210 How long after the events of the show? Several decades, the drones who survived the show events have increased in number and are starting to explore beyond Copper 9 in salvaged or cobbled together ships. Marcy takes part, both because she feels aimless and without purpose and because she has experience in many forms of mining and salvage jobs, including in space.
>be fridge drone >it is late at night >master has been asleep for hours >you know this because you sleep in the same bed as master, because you are a good drone >you sleep with your condenser towards him, helping to keep his fragile flesh warm >in your sleep you dream >you are running and master is trying to catch you >suddenly, you are ripped out of sleep mode, your digital eyes opening wide, master squinting as the light from your display shines into his drowsy eyes >master has his arm down your throat before you know it, mumbling as he reaches around in your storage >what could he be looking for at such an hour? >normally, you'd arrange your inventory according to his likely wants and needs >you've analyzed his eating and drinking habits for months now, assembling a list of his most likely choices should be second nature to you >but for 1 in the morning... >[INSUFFICIENT DATA] >you are nervous, as nervous as when master first bought you and you did not know what he wanted to eat >is it time for breakfast? >hardening and softening the gel inside of your interior, you bounce some eggs towards his groping hand >will he eat all the eggs? will you have to go to the store to get more? >he hums, gripping the eggs before gently sending them away, grunting as he reaches deeper down your throat, his arm inside you all the way to his shoulder and his face directly pressed against yours >you stare deeply into his eyes as he concentrates, rummaging around inside you >he's so preoccupied, perhaps he wouldn't notice... >you give his upper arm a lick >mmm >master's eyes widen and at first you are scared you've been caught, but he suddenly grips a package of Parmesan cheese deep inside of you >his arm rubs the ridges of your throat as he withdraws the cheese and opens the little plastic tub >he grabs a small handful, sniffs it, and eats it in the light of your display as he appears to think >you keep your mouth open the entire time, waiting for him to re-deposit the cheese >the bedroom is filled with the gentle hum of your internals and his quiet chewing >after a few more handfuls of cheese, he places the package on your outstretched tongue and you vigorously swallow it down with an 'ahh' >master says nothing, but gives you a pat on the head before walking back to his side of the bed and settling in, scootching close to the warmth of your condenser as sleep overtakes him >but you are wide awake >the feeling of master's arm inside you, the way his hairs stood on end as they were cooled by your internals... >the pat on the head! >somehow, your normal functions felt so much more intimate when it was done in bed >slowly, gently, one of your arms moves downward, tracing along your chubby belly and between your legs to find your port >fantasies of servicing master in bed run through your subroutines as your fingers plumb your depths >what if master desired different cheeses next time? >you nearly cum as you imagine the surprise and love on master's face as he digs inside you at night to find a ready clock of apricot and chocolate Wensleydale waiting for him >you barely manage to keep your composure, your fingers dipping in and our, tracing along the outer lips of your port before diving in again >you connect to the local JCJ-mart, your fingers working to a frenzy as you add dozens of cheeses to a digital cart connected to master's e-wallet and sign up for home delivery and... and... >and hit ORDER >your other hand has to slap over your mouth as your tumble over the edge of pleasure >you gasp and moan into your closed palm as your other hand slowly draws your orgasm out, your breathing finally returning to normal >you wipe your lube-slick hand on your side of the bed, too lost in the afterglow to think clearly, thankful you had the presence of mind to face away from master before giving yourself such a powerful orgasm >shifting your condenser towards the wet stain you left on the mattress and hoping it dries by morning, you wrap your arms around master and hold him tight
>>316245 You think it’s retarded because you’re using hope in a retarded way. Hope is what drives all creatures into something greater than themselves, or all sapient creatures, at least.
>>316249 I hope there’s a day someone throws a brick at your head >drives all creatures into something greater than themselves they fine as they are, without retards projecting made up things onto them
>>316250 You believed in something really hard and got sour when said thing crumbled to dust right in front of you, didn't you? MUST SUCK TO BE YOU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, AAAHHH!!!!! Cat Laughing At You
>>316283 >AM says he prefers the Molly reboot over the original series. He says while the original is too often viewed with rose-tinted glasses, the reboot actually has incredible production value, well composed, catchy music, corresponds much better with modern viewers, is quite a bit more clever in its humor than widely perceived, and suffered poor and unjust ratings solely from political and societal pressures, namely the death of most of the humans in the universe. He also really just wants to fuck Molli.
>>316297 Anon, it's a hydraulic door. He was able to generate more energy than hydraulic mechanisms could, and it was so easy for him that he didn't even feel the strain.
>>316297 How do you intend to flatten N with a door without opening it first? The only other way is to physically throw a door at N- but that wouldn't work because anything Khan can throw N can easily catch.
I just connected the dots, and I'm so embarrassed it took me this long to do it: N and Uzi are both extremely emotionally needy and desperate for validation. That's what brings them together so tightly.
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>For some weird reason being skilled at any those things earns you more prestige from society™ than digging up junkyards.
Someone has been mentioning something about the last OC of the year, so have this halfbaked idea I had and worked out. As you may have gussed out from the comic she is much more conventional and “girly” to contrast with Tessa. There will be more comics with/about Constanze soon. But if you have any questions feel free to ask. Also the glorious return of pruple Tessa.
A bit early but... HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS! Exam season starts for me in two months so you can expect some Chuuni Uzi soon-ish, but I want to have a warm up first so here are a few ideas, I'm going to roll a dice and when I wake up tommorow I'll have a surprise for myself >1 Dubs and Anon gay smut >2 Sergant L Shows Anon the drill >3 J and Cyn kidnap SD-Eye and feminize him for (you) >4 Sentinel Strychinine Prison Rape Expirience >5 Anon, Boyzi and Fem!N in Lords of the Locker Room >6 I finish the Y pirate green I started roll 1d6:5
There is also a unrelated Y and Phi green that I will be working on anyway Also smut! But I think Amyanon would approve, considering how often he draws them with... a certain "accesory"
>>316187 I love making them suffer in my writing. I love the moment when your eyes bulge, your heart devour itself from the inside out, knowing you are helpless and can’t do anything to protect or help the character you’re attached to.
If worker drone Pidge enjoys being raped but can't rape anyone herself, then will disassembly drone Pidge enjoy raping others but be afraid of being raped herself?
>>316341 Yes, but her name is Constanze as can be seen in >>316310. Franziska was one of the names I was choosing between but I forgot to change it in >>316339.
>>316348 I admit honestly, I can’t think of any green or anything else related to them, most likely because there aren’t that many greens describing their new life in detail.
>>316352 >GLaDOS taken out of her beautiful, elegant Sentinel Drone body by Wheatley and placed in a stupid, tiny… overly wide… Grunt Drone body kinda hot
>>316360 God I want to polish her chassis, also seeing all the alternative designs Drawfriends have came up for drones I really wish there was some sort of model kit that you could use to asemble customizble drones Preferably in 1:32 heroic scale on 32/40mm bases
>>316366 (me) >>316339 With the additional factor that Uzi's combination of autism and her emotionally neglected formative years, in addition to making her hard up for validation, has also made her hard up for attention.
>Even though Tessa cleaned and fixed her up you can still easily tell V came from a junkyard because she is TRASH.
>>316310 >>316339 More of this now with the rest of the Manor trio. Gotta be fair these have been less about Constanze and more about people reacting to her. I mostly needed a scenario for them to respond to and Constanze facilitates that nicely. but you will see more of her eventually.
>>316366 >>316367 Also, while I can see the logic Uzi and N’s scenario’s are very different. N had no friends because a cosmic death god put him and his “friends” in the most fucked up charade, resulting in him clinging to the person who showed him the tiniest bit of basic empathy. Meanwhile Uzi’s friendless status seems to be largely self-inflicted going by how she acted in the beginning of Episode 1 and the flashback of Episode 2, plus the overall implications of her “essay” in Episode 8. N could have clung to any Drone who was nicer to him than J and V (low bar, I know), while N seems to be the only person capable of putting up with Uzi’s bullshit. I mean look at Episode 4, N quickly befriended all of Uzi’s classmates while Uzi was sulking by herself. Uzi needs N, but N doesn’t need Uzi.
>Be you Anon >As the clock ticked toward midnight signaling the new year. >Anon and his drone huddled together in quiet anticipation, ready to start this new era. >But as the drone moved to adjust the display, You noticed leaks seeping from her chest ports. >It wasn't oil. >it was a thick white liquid. >Sweet-scented and warm, dripping slowly. >She caught you staring, tilting her head curiously. >"[Curious expression]Thirsty?" >Without warning, she dipped her finger into the substance and pressed it to Anon's mouth, catching him off guard. >The sweet taste exploded on you tongue. >Creamy, sweet. >"What is this?" you thought, eyes widening, but then you figure out the familiar taste was very close to a strawberry milk. >"[Giggles] Tasty?" >You heart raced, the surprise melting turn into desire. >You pulled her close as you both settled in. >She wink and put her tongue out. >She's enjoy teasing you. >You can’t stand her naughty attitude. >You must reminded her who's boss. >You leaned in. >Your lips close to her core. >First you lick slowly as a test taste. >"[Moaning] Anon is a Naughty boy." >The taste confirm your suspicion. >This was not oil. >It was truly strawberry milk. >You put your hands around the drone chest and squeeze it gently. >"[Groaning]" >More milk starts leaking and you start sucking. >It flooded your mouth, spilling over as she wriggled in delight. >"[Moans] "Sucky sucky...feels good." >Even her bottom plate was leaking. >Overwhelmed with the sensation you bite through her parasitic roots. >Those were like veins that kept her alive. >She screamed in mix of pain and arousal. >Then she collapsed to the floor. >As you come to your senses and realized what have you done. >You try getting up. >But the drone catch you and give you a mouth to mouth kiss. >But it wasn't just an ordinary kiss. >Her mouth was filled with more juice. >Filling your mouth as well. >You had no choice but to swallow substance as she kissed you. >"[Wiggles] Happy new year!"
I gotta wonder how much of Uzi being a freak goblin is genuine autism on her part and how much of it is her playing her autism up because even reactions of "God, what a fucking spastic" are better than being ignored.
>>316405 Hyper drones and the Bogdanoffs reach an agreement in 2026. Hyper drones reveal themselves to the public and provide a drone partner to any worthy human.
Alternate reality where Anon purchases Cyn and she decides not to destroy the earth until after Anon dies. Unfortunately his diet and lifestyle are shit.
Once again a happy new year friends! I'll get to writing greens once I wake up, the party didn't go too well
>>316423 Yup that's Amyanon, but he keeps Delta and Theta in the basement Also Amyanon a question to you if you're reading this : is Y more of a dog or cat person? Same for Phi
>Beretta stares at the clock, idly chewing on a party blower, waiting for the minutes to wind down until New Years >the clock rattles on the wall in time with the heavy thumps and wet slaps and the moans of her mother that somehow penetrate the reinforced walls of concrete and steel of the bunker >"[Pouting] That should be me..." >"Huh? Did you say something, auntie?" >"All will be revealed in time, favored niece. >Beretta gave her party blower a half-hearted blow, the high pitched 'twee' of the noisemaker thankfully drowning out the sounds of her parent's lovemaking for a blissful second >in the [null], in the void, all would be silent >... >what was she thinking again? >with a twitch of her fingers and a sickly yellow glow of solver powers, Beretta grabbed the remote, turned on the tv and cranked the volume to max >she wanted to see if anyone would die during the ball drop this year and spill their sweet, succulent oil
>>316425 Damn, Hope is getting the better end of the aunt Cyn stick and a better mother as well, non bimbo'd V would make sure her daughter can't her excesses
>>316425 Would drones in general be able to blow on party blowers, or is it something only Solver drones can do because they have (pointless, since they don't actually need to breathe) llungs?
>>316428 Exultia Hyperion helps Annusarius Anualis (the year hyper drone) and Instantia Chronos (the Time hyper drone) push the year across the time threshold
>>316429 >see J pointing a gun at her head as she leans against an office cubicle >literally dive into action, crawling beside J and embracing her, placing my own head between the barrel of the gun and her >"We can achieve twice the efficiency this way," I tell her >she smiles, "Thanks anon," >we kiss, her long grey drone tongue mingling with my own >she fires
>>316428 At the Doorman house? Uzi and N are being mutually codependent Nori is grieving everyone she's lost and going over what she could have done differently, having a hard time regulating her emotions Khan is putting on a brave face for everyone else Doll is sending what positive vibes she can afford to spare to Uzi, mostly as a side effect of stabilizing her neck of Uzi's mind palace
>>316432 Oogis are still eating good from scavenged and stolen snacks, crumbs, and chocolates from Christmas. The oogis who got their nubs on the fine dining of the big people are well-regarded during New Years parties. Tinsel and wrapping paper and other tossed aside garbage of Christmas is collected and repurposed, oogi eyes growing wide as particularly flashy and shiny bits are dragged back to their dens. Discarded cans and bottles are carefully secreted away to workshops where they are broken down for scrap construction and glass windows. Over the week, oogis work to sew dresses, hats, and coats and other fashions from wrapping paper and tissue, which they use to compete to win the attention of an Enn.
>>316437 >the Vees are hibernating, gathered into one giant cuddle pile in the deepest depths of their hive, coated in Veeswax to protect against the cold >the Joblins are brewing their strongest coffees, sharing with one another and giving each other tips on how to brew the most caffeinated beverages while they try to stay up late (they will fall asleep against their baws at 11:30) >the Cyntipede is hiding behind your toilet, waiting for the opportunity to forcibly climb into your large intestine
Alright freaks, small preview of the Keeter action since the new year is upon us. This shit will be my big opening to 2026 apparently, but don't expect to see the thing done for another month idk
>>316440 It's 3:40 a.m. and I've been messing about on Atlyss for several hours. I'm also waiting for confirmation of a delivery I put in two days ago.
>>316443 >J successfully kills herself >Her soul ends up back inside The Solver's hivemind palace >Uzi spits J back into a new body not even a day later >The only reason Uzi doesn't outright delete J is because she hasn't completed her mandatory redemption arc yet (and because N made her promise not to until she did)
>>316463 >tfw the exoplanet you're on has 10,000+ days in its year >it's also the place where the Hyper Drone Council imprisoned Hyper Strychnine for her crimes
The best part of Akita is her heart-analogous blood circulation organ, where she stores all her love for me! Oh, she doesn't have any love for me in there. Sorry, nevermind. I guess the way the tip of her tail starts to vibrate like it's a rattlesnake's rattle when she's staring at something she likes is pretty cute.
>>316495 I've been thinking about why I designed him the way I did lately after I assume you brought it up a few threads ago. I think what happened was that I had this idea in my head that he needs to be a fighter to make him stand out from my other OCs. I think I unknowingly channeled Zero into his design a bit because of that lol. What I do remember in particular was that his clothing is based on ouji fashion and the bow in his hair is a nod to his mom, J.
>>316499 Pavo is a hardcore racist, so, I think, even though most of the new DDs have one human parent, to him they will still all remain "murder bots."
>>316499 Pavo doesn't trust them. On one hand, they haven't nearly driven humans to extinction like the originals. On the other hand, they're not malformed tools of war who were once drones like him. So no hatred, but no sympathy. Basically, he'd be a bit prejudiced, because they're still oil-drinkers with a massive list of weapons hidden in their arms, but he'd give them some leeway for being "dumb kids". While still bringing the hammer down on the ones who actually kill humans or drones, of course. The ones who openly wear Solver insignias or display Solver revivalist tendencies, though, he will terrorize with glee.
>>316506 > anon is triggered by the mere mention of Pavo > whilst completely ignoring the male!Cyn prostate pounding from yesterday > current Pavo discussion is about his character with nothing gay about it Get real, holy shit.
if you've just come in from the cold with numbed fingers and stinging ears and nose, just stick your head and hands into your drone's mouth to warm them right up! if you're out on the street and need a quick escape from the chill, any public servant drone (such as a patrolling sentinel or grunt) will be happy to defrost those digits!
I have terminal drone brain rot >Be in a video game thread >Someone tries to explain something >"X bites Y" >Wow, why would the cute schizo bite my kraut wife? >.... >Oh wait I am here forever
Was this image drawn by moose? I’ve looked through the booru and its not on there. I found it while searching old md treads in one of the 4chan archives. I’m tempted to upload it myself but I’m a bit shy about it. Plus I think someone else might have it in a higher resolution so I thought I’ll ask first.
>Proof that you don’t need to “compete” with another woman over a guy to dislike her.
>>316310 More of this stuff, I didn’t want the whole thing to be too one-note, so I put them in a different scenario, plus some backstory for Constanze. Tessa just can’t win.
>>316575 >"Hey, you want to joyride in one of the sports cars that my father left?" >"No, I won't join you in the car, but you should try going fast on the highway"
>>316588 Its probably why the sentinels can’t bootloop her, what’s funnier is that Cyn isn’t immune to being bootlooped despite being the Solver’s main host but V more or less is due to her bad eyesight.
>>316521 >Be anon >Be a stupid anon in winter >You're stupid because you forgot to bring gloves >Next time, you should listen to the weather forecast, idiot >Your hands are already numb from the cold, and even your pockets aren't warm enough to protect you from first-degree frostbite >But no problem, you're already on way home. Soon you'll be warmed up in the arms of your drone wi... >"Citizen." >Fuck >You look up at the voice, and yes, you're fucked >A tall blue drone blocked your path, and her bright smile didn't bode well >A swarm of goosebumps ran down your spine when you saw the reflection of a fresh, quivering piece of meat in her visor >"Sorry, officer, I'm in a hurry to get home!" >You try to run away, but suddenly hit something and fall face into the snow. >"Ouch, citizen, you should pay more attention." >The second voice already tells you that the situation has become dramatically worse >Your second attempt to escape was rudely interrupted by mechanical hands that grabbed you by the neck and abruptly lifted you off the ground >Two sentinel drones watched with laughter as you futilely tried to find the ground >"Citizen, we couldn't help but notice how dangerous you were for hypothermia." >The first drone began, not even trying to hide her laughter and slightly tightening the grip >"And according to the First Law of Robotics, we cannot allow harm to come to any human being through inaction." >You don't like the mocking tone the second drone used when pronounced the law >"That's why we've come to your rescue, citizen!" >Without further ceremony, the first drone grabbed your hand in an iron grip and pulled it toward her jaws. >An ebony-black tongue, steaming faintly, emerged from the drone's mouth and reached for your trembling hand >You tried to pull your hand away, but more out of instinct than any real hope of escape, as the disparity in strength between flesh and iron left no chance of escape >As the warm, sticky appendage began greedily enveloping your fingers, stretching further up your arm, along your bare, frozen skin, the second drone immediately thrust your other hand deep into her mouth >The frantic zeal and desire with which the second drone began licking your hand was a frightening contrast to the false tenderness of the first >Writhing in embarrassment and shame, you tried to maintain your dignity as the two drones savored your taste, and to your shame, the warmth emanating from both of them was incredibly desirable >But you couldn't >"N-no, wait! I'm married! I have a wife!" >Your attempts to appeal to common sense were met with only derision >With horror, you realized the ring on your right hand was beginning to slip under the pressure of saliva and thirst, and your heart sank as, amid the drones' jeers, you felt it fall completely from your finger >Freeing your right hand to the cold, the drone opened its mouth wider, allowing you to see a small golden ring, glistening with saliva >Two tails began to curl around your torso, enveloping you in their terrifying embrace >You won't leave, certainly not anytime soon
>>316597 I spent five hours writing this crap. I can't imagine how writefags manages to write such long and amazing greens, with such sensual descriptions. I tried to describe the touch of a hand and tongue, but frankly, I'm not satisfied. How to write so sensually?
The art didn't load at first. Apparently even Plus thinks it's crap, lol.
>>316597 >The Anti-NTR Hyper Drone detects a disturbance >It fires its balefire cannon at the offending sentinel drone >Anon's walk home is peaceful, albeit cold, and he gets to warm his freezing hands on his drone wife
>>316602 Read so you may write anon, not just greens but books also. Find the nice greens you like and favourite them so you can reread them when you are feeling uninspired. Its better to get something out than to hold a whole green back because you can’t express something right. The words will come to you with age and experience or they won’t and you’ll have to settle for a lesser way of expressing things. Like i did with the last part of this post.
>>316607 > Find the nice greens you like and favourite them so you can reread them when you are feeling uninspired. This is the second time anon has given me incredibly simple, yet incredibly useful advice. Thank you, anon.
>Be Anon >You just finished a set at the gym and you really could use a break >You enter the locker room and take a cool electrolyte filled beverage out of your locker >You sit down on one of the benches and begin to sip from the bottle >You almost choke when the door to the locker room opens >A drone dude entered the locker room >Not the weirdest thing about this situation >Drones sometimes go to the gym >Pumping iron has no effect on them so it’s mostly just ego boosting >And this guy is a bit short so he probably has some complexes he wants to compensate for >But the actually weird thing about the situation makes you doubt this idea a bit >The fucker is wearing bondage gear >Like full on leather BDSM straps >The sight of the short, black leather clad drone with purple hair/screen is too much for you >You laugh and throw a snide comment at him >“Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door, the leather club is two blocks down” >He turns his head towards you and looks at you with a deadpan expression for a bit before responding “Fuck you humie! My girlfriend got me these gym clothes!” >Gym clothes? >Last time you checked there were no whips at the gym for self flagellation >The little drone is walking towards you >Anger emojis fill his screen >Oho, he wants to have a go >Sure thing buddy… >You put your drink down and get up >“Fuck you, leather drone” >The drone attempts to get in your face “Bite me skinny!” >You push the drone away >“Maybe we should settle it here on the ring if you think you’re so though?” >The drone runs into you and tries to push you back harder >You brace yourself and hold your ground “You’re on fleshie!” >You push him away again >“Alright then buddy, why don’t you get out of this leather stuff, I’ll strip out of this and we fight?” “Oh, I’m going to wreck you fleshbag!” >”Sure” >You both walk to your lockers on opposite sides of the room >You can hear your opponent pout from behind you “Friggin, humie, bite me!” >You smirk as you take off your shirt >Overflowing with confidence you taunt the purple drone >”I’ll show you who’s boss of this gym” >You are both in your underwear >By the shape of the drone’s hips and the bulge in hisunderwear you can determine he’s packing an anatomy adapter >Freaky >Whatever you’ll rock this little bugger >You slam your arms on the locker and turn to face him >”Come on, let’s go!” “Bite me!” >You both get closer to each other and begin to wrestle >Once your hands meet the purple drone looks at you in surprise >You’re not only able to hold your ground but you’re wining >He should be able to overpower you despite the difference in stature due to the fact drones are industrial machinery >But yet here you are >Your secret? >You’re on gear >No not normal steroids >Nanite gear >A miraculous substance >The nanites in your blood stream enhance your body >And it doesn’t even shrink your balls >You give the purple drone a shit eating grin as you bend down and grab him by the waist “What the!?” >You pick him up and throw him over your shoulder >He struggles in your grasp for a while before you throw him onto the mat >He falls on his stomach exposing his back to you >You can see his flat backplate under his undies >The drones tries to stand up >Oh no you don’t >You pin him to the ground with your weight and begin to choke hold him >He squirms in your hold for a while >Weird… you’re doing it with all your might why isn’t he yielding? >Oh wait, drones only need air for cooling >You shift your strategy and begin to hold one of his arms behind his back >He squirms harder and groans in pain >You got him >But he’s still not yielding >He’s pouting on the ground trying to get out of your grasp >Look at him >So fierce, a real fighter >Time to knock him down a peg >But how…. >Your eyes drift to the drones bottomplate >A devious idea enters your head >You slap the drone on the bottomplate >He moans “What the hell flesh… Aah!” >You slap his ass again >Weird… the bottomplate isn’t smooth >You think you can feel a recessed area on it >You continue to humiliate the drone by slapping his chassis “You won you freak! Now let me go!” >The weird sensation under your hand continues >Your curiosity overtakes you
>>316620 >You simply need to know what that is >You stop spanking the drone >He thinks this is the end of the ordeal >You grab the fabric on the back of his underwear “What the fuck are you doing!?” >You tear a hole in the back of his undergarment >His bottomplate is revealed to you >Now you know what was that recess >He has a full adapter installed >It was a cover on his secondary adapter “Stop it you freakazoid! Don’t you dare…” >The words die in his throat >He moans as you run your fingers across the cover >You stop rubbing and remove the cover from his bottomplate, revealing his soft polymeric love hole >The purple drone attempts to protest and struggles to escape your grasp, but it’s no use >You caress his face and plop your dick out of your pants >He whimpers as you press the tip of your shaft against his adapter >He tries to say something but once again he is cut short by his own moaning as you impale him on your dick >He continues to moan as you thrust into the depths of his adapter >You continue to caress the purple drone’s face as you continue to fuck him >You speed up a bit and he groans loudly >You should try to keep him quiet >Sure it’s a slow day today but the noises his making could easily draw unwanted attention >You pop one of your fingers into his mouth >He begins to suck on it >You can feel his tongue wrap itself around your finger >Kinda weird but at least he’s quiet now >The drone shifts under you >Is he trying to escape again? >You look down to see he begun moving his hips >You hear him mumble something >It’s a bit hard to understand him with his mouth stuffed but you just about make it out “...harder…” >You oblige and slam your junk against his as fast and hard as you can >The drone bites your finger >The pain doesn’t last long, the bite was just deep enough to draw blood >You can feel him suck harder, drinking the blood from the shallow wound >You continue to thrust until you feel your limit approach >You plunge the purple drones depths for the last time, filling him with your cum >He lets out a muffled moan and slumps forward >You wipe the sweat of your brow and get ready to get up >Then you hear the door to the locker room open >Your heart sinks >You fucked up >Why did you do this? >Best case scenario you’re getting banned from the gym >You hear a female voice “Uzi! Honey you’re here? You took a duffel bag with wrong clothes!” >You hear a loud gasp from behind you >You look back, still balls deep in the boy drone >Guess his name is Uzi >Behind you is a Disassembler Drone girl >She’s covering her mouth with her hands and staring daggers at you >Your eyes make contact with her screen >”Uhh… I can explain….” >Uzi mumbles something under his breath “Oh… that was great….” >The Dissembler forms fists with her hands and points at you “Y-you fucked my boyfriend!” >You stumble over your tongue trying to find some excuse for yourself “To reclaim my honour I need to FUCK YOU!” >”What?” >The DD assumes an offensive posture and begins to walk toward you “I’m going to break your pelvis! Just like Uzi’s weird comics!” >You stand up and pull up your pants >You’re not going down without a fight! >You prepare to wrestle the DD >You clash >Something feels wrong >You should be able to fight back but there simply isn’t strength enough in your arms >No wait, you know why >You look down >You’re still rock hard >The nanites are concentrated in your dick, leaving the rest of your body weakened >You attempt to resist the DD but it’s no use >She sweeps your legs and pins you to the ground >She’s pinning your arms down you can’t move >She uses her tail to tear your underwear to shreds, revealing your erect dick >Before you can try to beg for mercy the cover of her anatomy adapter flies off >She lowers herself onto you and begins riding you >She bounces up and down and you go limp >Her adapter is tight and slick making you loose yourself in the pleasure >She leans down and sinks her fangs into your neck >She begins to drink >With each slurp she speeds up a bit, bringing you closer to another orgasm >Eventually she slams onto you with all her weight making you cum >You take fast shallow breaths and try to collect yourself >The DD begins to get off you but stops after a while >You have just enough strength in you to look at her to see why >Oh no >The nanites in your dick are doing their job and enhancing your body part >The DD looks you in the eyes >Drool flows from her mouth and an X flickers on her screen >You try to shake your head no and protest but round two begins >The DD continues to ride you and drink your blood
>>316621 >She is more animalistic this time around, sinking her fangs deeper and grasping your arms hard enough for you to fear your bones might break >The pleasure of her anatomy adapter is lessened by the pain you’re feeling >You can feel yourself become weaker and weaker >Both due to how she’s ravaging you and because of the blood and nanites being sucked out of you >Eventually the mix of pain and pleasure takes you over the edge >You shoot your shot again >You go completely limp, at least it’s over…. >The DD stops sucking your neck and licks your face >She sits up but remains firmly on your dick >You’re not fully limp >There is still enough blood and nanites in you to have an erection >Round three begins >This time it’s almost all pain >The DD continues to drain you, thankfully she had enough or your blood >That leaves only one thing she can extract from you >She needs to work harder than before to squeeze more from you >You’re dry as bone >You vision begins to darken and the world spins around you >You look into the screen of the mechanical succubus extracting vengeance from you >Her screen displays a bright yellow X >She letting out frustrated moans as she pounds you into the floor >You barely have enough strength to keep breathing >You feel a warm burning sensation your privates >You’re close again >The DD leans over again >Fear grips you >If you loose more blood you’re a goner >Her mouth meets yours >She begins to kiss you >It’s nice for a while but it quickly turns into torture as she shoves her tongue into your mouth >She forces her tongue deeper into your mouth and into your throat as she makes the final moves of her hips >The torture ends and you cum again >The DD stops moving >She lets out a satisfied sigh “Phew! That was fun!” >She begins to stand up >Your manhood, limp from the prolonged engagement falls out of her adapter as white liquid begins leaking from said adapter and onto you >You’re on the verge of losing consciousness >You can only muster enough strength to move your eyes >You look to the side >You see Uzi has come to and started getting up “N? Oh it’s good you came here…” “Don’t worry honey! I reclaimed our honour!” >N takes Uzi into her hands and begins to princess carry him “Let’s go back home” “Sure thing honey! You should rest… and I think I found us a new friend that can join us in the dungeon!” >Oh thank god it’s over… wait what dungeon? >N wraps her tail around your torso and begins to drag you away >Adrenaline surges into your body and you try to struggle >The tail is wrapped around you to tight and you quickly exhaust your remaining energy “Oh! He’s lively! Nice catch Uzi!” >”Wait! Let me at least get my clothes!” >They both laugh “You won’t need clothes where we’re going stud!” >Your vision darkens again and you fall unconscious as N opens the window in the locker room and unfurls her wings, ready to fly off
And done, this was the most fun I had shaking off rust in a while
>>316592 I think the Solver can just assume control of the meat and continue as usual, so bootloops don't actually matter that much. But it's funny to imagine. >Cyn kept sending DDs into CFL because the Sentinels scare the shit out of her >She only went in person after psyching herself up
>"Well well well" Marcy said, watching the rusty red asteroid turn slowly "beneath" her boots "That explains a lot 'bout why this system 'aint in the official colony registry." >"Beneath" was a subjective description, in reality she was simply flying at the giant rock as fast as a bullet leaving the barrel of a gun, but she imagined she was simply sliding down a slope towards it >She was trying to mentor the much younger drones in this perspective-shifting mindset but they were still struggling, more than once one of her charges ended up tumbling head over heels after panic-firing their thruster pack, or scrambling their gyros and puking in their cobbled together fishbowl helmet >That was why she was out here, doing the touchdown alone >The mission to this unnamed star system had been a few years in the making now, after a certain sleek, chrome star yacht had been hacked out of the ice in Copper 9's polar region >Its FTL drive had been crushed along with most of the tapering engineering section but the navigational computer had yielded up a treasure trove of secrets that none of the working Outpost colony computers contained >Dozens of classified military bunkers spread across every former human colony, secret labs building wonders...or horrors in the final years before her creators had been snuffed from existence >The ships next destination had also been logged, a star surprisingly close to Copper 9s own, a K class star so small it was nearly a red dwarf >The colonial logs only listed it as a potential future target for mineral exploitation, it didn't even have any planets, only a dense asteroid belt >Now it was clear why >This asteroid, which had thrown an unusual density reading as soon as they had begun scanning the belt was playing host to a full sized space station >It had broadcast no messages and hadn't reacted defensively even when a disposable probe was fired past the slowly rotating rock >Apparently, the station had been abandoned, or perhaps never occupied at all >Still, Marcy couldn't help but let a slight shudder run through her old servos as she set her thruster pack to slow her down and bring her in for a soft contact with the approaching lonely rock >She remembered that lady scientist head honcho who had touched down briefly in her snazzy chrome ship in the final months before the core collapse >The unnerving intensity of her cobalt eyes, the way drones had started disappearing from work crews and come back...not themselves >There had been nightmares buried in that frozen lab complex >Even though they weren't connected to that Solver thing anymore they'd had to be put down
>Her backpack rotated her so that she was looking straight out away from the rock, she braced herself as it shoved her hard in the back >At the corners of her vision she could see the sparkles of crystalizing vapor flying past >She rotated again, feet down, smaller jets spitting one last puff of pressurized gas to adjust her angle as she bent her knees and touched down >A cloud of fine dust and tiny pebbles rose from dirty grey and rust-streaked ground, sailing away for many meters before sluggishly coming to rest >Quickly she sunk her trusty pickaxe deep into a solid looking patch of rock, and broke out the "anchor" >It was a rough-built tripod with telescoping legs who's three "feet" were a set of long pitons >After she had unfolded it and set it up just so, the steel darts fired down, sinking into the crumbly asteroid surface with a satisfying "THUNK" she could feel in the soles of her boots >With the press of another button quick-discharging capacitors caused the steel rods to flash from dull chrome to white hot in a matter of seconds, rock glowed and flowed into liquid around the metal spikes until both had cooled and permanently attached the device to the asteroids skin >Next she unclipped a heavy spool of cable from her back and affixed it to the tail of a tiny rocket perched atop the anchor >With a twist of the towing rockets nose that set a bright strobe flashing, she stepped back as it leapt from the anchor in a brief flash of exhaust, towing the cable behind it
>Marcy keyed the makeshift radio "Cable is out kids, reel 'er on in. The 'scope didn't lie, there's a station sunk in this rock. Big enough for at least a couple hundred humans, but I think its gonna be another ghost town." >A familiar voice carrying a slavic accent at least as heavy as Marcy's southern one returned over the link "If it is abandoned, I'm coming down. I want to see." >"Now just hold yer horses Ana, just because its abandoned don't make it safe! You're too young to remember but I saw what the humans got up to, this group'a humans in particular were always cooking up nasty things" >"You are thinking there are Solver demons inside? Even more reason to let me come with." >If Marcy could reach her hair to pull at it she would have >She was supposed to be in charge of the mining portion of this expedition but Anastasia would do whatever she pleased, as the young "witch" always did >Despite all warnings she still seemed to think her ability to edit reality made her invincible
>>316573 Okay, this is some iOS exclusive idiocy, it refuses to click the button for some reason. Unfortunately I have no way of debugging this, desktop safari alone is not enough due to lack of touch events, I'd need a working mac to pair with an iOS device. Without that I'm working blind. I tried adding some changes just now (larger buttons) but it did nothing. Sorry.
>>316659 this is a logical tactic, as pants weigh you down, with them off, the attacker focus is on the dick, either out of curiosity in the fight, or trying not to look at it, still looking at it anyway, makes rolling around better
>>316663 No, the napalm tanks are triple-reinforced duratanium. No way a solver tentacle or even a 50 .bmg is getting through those. The chest mounts stay!
>>316663 >store the napalm in a comically large booty for safety pipe into the butt hole, pipe connected to flamethrower arm, have their arm pointed at the target, then they let one rip
>>316663 >She's got giant flamethrowers mounted on each arm, each with smaller armored tanks >One part of the flame mix is in each cheek, because it's very volatile and it's best not to keep large amounts mixed for long, nor to have a drone that explodes when shot in the ass >She has to clap when she needs to recharge >But she also has to burn off the mix now and then to be safe, meaning that if you want her to shake that thing/bounce on it, she's going to be giving you a pyrotechnics display while she does >Or you could just do what anyone sane would do, which is uninstall her arms, disable the mix synthesizer, and fill her cheeks with some sort of gel or something
>>316633 >Marcy saw the bright new star above her that signaled the ship's engine firing to match its speed with the asteroid >In such light gravity it could possibly have landed directly on the surface but she wouldn't take chances with this unknown station, there could always be defenses which would attack a ship but ignore a small single drone >The anchor cable twitched one or twice and then pulled taut, thrumming with tension as it took up the ships weight far "above" >She raised the magnification of her optics as high as they would go and sighted along the cable >At the edge of seeing the ship was not much more than a boxy grey blob of pixels >A tiny bright orange speck detached itself and began to grow, rapidly traveling parallel to the cable and taking on definition as it grew nearer >Marcy couldn't help but draw a long suffering sigh as she clicked the radio back on >"Anastasia. You're jumping out of the ship again?" >"Yes." >"Without your helmet again?" >"Yes!" >"You aren't attached to the guide cable again?" >"N-no." >The answers became increasingly chagrined as her young charge felt the points of a lecture building up >"Well. So long as you're flying around out there doin' the superman thing, how about you cast about with yer spooky senses and see if theres anything nasty and awake inside this rock?" >A few moments passed >Then a few more >"Ana?" >"Nothing, I feel nothing. No Solver signals, nothing waiting for orders down there."
>Anastasia reached out at the last possible moment, manifesting the Solver trifoil and arresting her own momentum instantly, swirling tresses of blue-violet hair spreading out around her like wings in the asteroids microgravity >Her boots touched the surface and stuck fast, as if the gravity weren't a mere 1/1000th of Copper 9's >Marcy planted her feet, fists on hips in a belligerent stance >"Well. Now that you're here Ana, how much OIL have you drank recently? You didn't rush out here running hot did you?" >The young witch lifted her chin defiantly >"Of course not, I filled up before leaving the ship!" Marcy almost winced at the hurt expression the other Drone gave her, but some lessons had to be hammered home >"Fine then, lets head on down towards the bigger dome on the dark side of this rock. That'll be the powerplant and theres bound to be a maintenance access hatch we can override" >Anastasia didn't answer, the oil related barb had bitten her too deeply and she was in a characteristic angsty sulk
>>316691 >Actual- like that mentally disabled autistic thing can anything of the sort, get beaten by a femcel with family’s issues, the freaking is a absolute
>>316700 >not a gay furr- she’s larping as a vampire, vampires are bats, uzi herself literally called V hot at 12:38 in MURDER DRONES - Episode 8: Absolute End also, the cold is cold, no one likes it there
>>316702 no cope here, not my fault you forgot vampires are bats, that uzi is larping as one, (she’s doing a terrible job at it) keeping on seething about my own death, that certainly does something in the nothingness that’s your life
>>316704 >retarded here doesn’t even know what a blood bat is it’s the same as werewolves, cum drinking faggot, imagine being this ass mad you make up a chain of events for fucking reason, other than to seethe about his shitty own life is, could never, and will never be me
>>316706 think I might be implying that by accident, think, don’t know anymore, good to know that you know something, much appreciate there, it wouldn’t make sense if it were the reverse
>>316720 can’t rape the willing, you ding dong, U- wants you to indulge yourself with her body, or you know, can just watch a stampylonghead with her, U- would watch it by herself, won’t, wants you to be there for it
>>316722 I have no idea. I haven't written greens in ages(maybe 2-3 months), and then I just got inspired and started writing, and damn, it worked! Now I really want to start writing that green about bug drones, and maybe I'll try something sexy, like I've always wanted.
>>316654 i honestly misinterpreted the image thumbnail in a way that made her look like she had giant veiny tits that were going off the frame. maybe i should get my eyes checked again.
>>316092 Depending on the context, either it's a funny edit of Cory Spazkid to make him look like the most Armenian man who ever lived or it's Khoren Bekian, Cory's future reincarnation, the inventor of the worker drones, the Legendary Super Gooner, and the most Armenian man who ever lived. In this that case it's the former.
>>316745 >>316724 I guess I can dedicate a day on the weekends to go grab stuff retrospectively from the current threads, but I'd rather the artist post their work, to tag them correctly. Though, thankfully the threads last a week or more due to their speed, so it's not THAT bad. If not, I can try, but it'll be a little slow, cause I got other things to do as well. >>316739 Not really, just two departed from MD. >>316740 Not 100% completely >>316725 Basically true. It's a group effort, but I'll try to pick up where we left off next week or so, or after we finish off the current project
Anyway, have a good weekend Anons, next week is when 2026 really starts
>Be a random garbageman >You've got one of the new model trucks that are meant for emptying those fancy underground trash cans >It's a compact vehicle with a powerful compactor that honestly scares you a bit >One day you're making your rounds as usual, when you spot a tall blue drone carrying something behind himself, waving at you >It's one of the boys in blue, what's he up to? >"Hey there! I've got a special delivery for you, Sentinel business!" he announces as he closes the distance, dragging something on a chain, something... fighting >It's a murder drone, chained up tightly and flailing to get free >"Wunderwaffe piece of shit! You all should have died in the war!" it snarls >"Yeah, got some garbage, mind if I commandeer your vehicle?" asks the sharp-dressed and well-manicured sentinel, before tossing the DD into your truck's compactor >You've half a mind to stop him, but as the drone's tossed in, you spot the back of his black jacket >Emblazoned on it is the shattered Earth covered in an Absolute Solver insignia, being saluted by DDs with crossed-out visors >The sentinel walks up to you, nodding to your truck's control panel, which he activates the moment you're out of the way >The struggling DD suddenly realizes the situation he's in >"W-wait! It was a joke! Don't fucking do this!" >The sentinel simply watches, leaning on the truck and making a call as the compactor comes down >"Y-you can't! I'm a citizen! I have rights, don't I?!" >"Everyone your idol killed did, too." >The pleading and screaming continues, muffled by the compactor, before a sickening, wet crunch ends it >After a few quiet, harrowing moments, the drone hits the button again, and up comes the compactor, a sad mess of oil, metal, and Solver flesh all that's left >Rolling up a sleeve, he plunges his hand into what must have been its chest and roots around a bit, before pulling out a terrified-looking core >A quadcopter zips overhead and drops off a small reinforced box with a glass door, which he opens and chucks the core into >He twists a dial on the box after the door's shut tight, and the heating coils on the inside of it start to burn red-hot >He turns to you, holding his oil-stained arm out >"Sorry about the mess. Got any hand sanitizer?" he asks cheerily
>>316746 >thankfully the threads last a week or more due to their speed Quick, /MD/ first funposting regiment! Accelerate thread speed to one thread every 12 hours!
>>316753 It finds 4chan MD threads, latches to them, then only grabs posts that have sufficient amount of ">"s and classifies them as "greentext". Then colors them green and such, and posts them as a message in the greentext channel. Should get it to work with plus as well, but you guys write a lot. Idea was to have them in plaintext, but I think not having the author connection kind of feels odd to grab their work and post it in the wiki (as text, for easily searchable) or booru (as image, but harder to search, tagging is important). That's why I'd rather have the author or artist post their work, they might not want something posted and such, or would want to edit going forward.
>>316754 Yeah, no need to be staff, no worries. Uploading is available for anyone. I'll dedicate some time to screencapping greens, but again, I'd rather give the author/artist the freedom of doing that first before I touch it
>>316709 I just don't care at this point, if people want to read them or save them they will, if they'd rather fill a quarter of a thread talking about some way to shoehorn their fart fetish into murder drones with yet another drone variant that exists exclusively to be the vehicle for people's /d/esires then thats their prerogative. I'm just writing 'cause I got inspired and when the inspiration goes away so will the writing. >>316722 Can't speak for the other writefags but I'm only writing this much because I happened to have a brainworm and it's also my new years break. This year is looking to be very busy for me so I'll probably be drawing and writing very little. >>316770 Will be trying to put out at least one, maaaybe two more parts today, and I'll try and wrap up this little self contained story before my break is over.
>>316773 >DD wife becomes hyper religious after the war to atone for her sins >leglocks you every time and believes pulling out is a sin >pillbabies, pillbabies everywhere
>>316755 >Idea was to have them in plaintext, but I think not having the author connection kind of feels odd to grab their work and post it in the wiki (as text, for easily searchable) or booru (as image, but harder to search, tagging is important). It would be nice if greentexts could also be searchable separately by text content (e.g. OCR posts marked as greens and store the text in its own table or whatever) so you can quickly check if it's already uploaded, but I'm guessing implementing something of the sort on top of Danbooru's system would be a bit of a pain (plus dealing with other things like some caps having several posts and making the system figure out what the right order is).
>>316806 More Chuuni Uzi soon™, Also Phi and Y will do s̶̛͓̱̤̭̮̼̠̬̯͒̓́͜͜o̶̠͙̮̾̃̏͘͜͝͝͝ḿ̸̧̹͍̠̦̝̜̝͎̺̽̈́͗̒́̋̀̚e̵̡̛̪̜̘͕̗̖͎͚͙̓̽̀̉́t̶̟̰̳͎͕́̈́̆͌̐͌͐̀͘̚͠h̴̢̙̹̤͍̹̣̟͚̠͍͍̤̀ͅỉ̸̡̛͈̑̍͗̑̉̍̐̚n̸̡͇͕̯̏͗͊̅̐̋̐̚g̷̨̩͔͉̈̂̀̌͜ to Anon
>>316802 That's nice i guess. >>316806 This year I'm planning to be more productive and make content for other fandoms but in here still drawing and writing(No promises though): My version of Solver war OC theme cafe and the pidge accident Sentinel Alice Tessa suffering J suffering[//Spoiler] [Spoiler]Solara suffering Uzi paradox Blueberry origin story
Anon, I can't hide this from you. You might not believe it, you might even go into shock, so you should sit down.
Anon, your wife is cheating on you. I saw Y indulge in sin with some human woman, ignoring the fidelity she'd promised you and God. I'm sorry, Anon, I'm so sorry.
>>316794 Pools worked fine if the greentext had multi chapter/multi post screencaps. Though, since the wiki was text itself, and not image restricted, I thought it would be a better place for them. But perhaps another solution. Maybe a custom one, some day. Can also poat the text version in the booru's image description, but that'll be too much >>316786 Anon, it's mostly the part you Anons don't see. I can maintain it alone, but there are still a handful of Anons in close contact if something happens. Also it's all Anons, kinda volatile, you know?
>>316813 Idolizing the Solver is a criminal offense, but it's generally not punishable by cruel and unusual torture. The proper procedure is an arrest that includes a program about how the Solver is bad, which boasts a 15% success rate. Being hunted down and brutally cored by Pavo has a much higher chance of turning second-generation DDs into law-abiding, citizens who flinch at blue-eyed drones.