/md/ - Murder Drones

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No.315011
Murder Drones (#316)Anonymous
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Christmas may be over, but what did you get your Drones and Solver Abominations, Friends, Remember they deserve some nice gifts!

Anon, what did you do to make Huntress looks at you like that?

Still jolly Booru: https://dronebooru.co
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Very snowy Wiki: wiki.dronebooru.co
Last thread: >>314087
No.315013
Anonymous
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First kek
No.315015
Anonymous
re heating incase some one missed it from the last thread
>>314530
>>314531
>>314533
>>314536
No.315016
Anonymous
Replies:>>315050
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Got afew new stickers (including one of a certain autistic individual)for Christmas so I slapped that shit on my pc
No.315017
Anonymous
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Organ ensemble: the reposting
No.315018
Anonymous
>>315015
And to make sure you don't complain about reposting something new and unrelated as well

>Be Anon
>Proudly masochistic small business owner
>The business is so small you are the only employee
>Being your own boss isn’t all that it cracked up to be but you manage
>You specialise in the physical parts of IT work
>Connecting routers, switches, setting up servers that sort of thing
>All stuff that drones could do but no one trusts them to do that since that one time where drones set up a bank’s router without a password and 5 trillion got stolen
>And you also of course do drone repairs
>It was just a three month course to get a certificate and it basically paid it self off after a week
>Companies dislike hiring dedicated drone technicians
>Something about not wanting to deal with complaints about the workplace and high hazard pay
>They’d much rather pay one such as yourself to come in twice a month to do your thing
>You don’t complain, this is your main source of income
>Today you’ll be servicing drones in an office of one of the bigger corporations in the city
>First time working for this corp, they advertised online and you were the first to snag the contract
>You pull up with your work van
>You enter the main lobby and walk up to the main desk
>”Good day, I’m the technician you called”
>The secretary looks up from some paperwork
>She’s a J model, she beams you a smile
“Just a second! The workforce manager will be with you shortly”
>She takes a sip of oil from her cup
>The cup has text on it
“#3 Secretary”
>Another drone walks up to you
>Also a J model
“Mr Anon?”
>You nod
“Great come with me, I’ll show you to my workgroup”
>You enter a elevator with her and go up a few floors
“Alright, this is my section, there are around 300 drones here, plus me of course. You can set up next to my desk”
>300!?
>Dollar signs appear in your eyes
>The company is paying you 50$ per drone!
>Sure you’ll work well into the nigh
>But for this kind of money you don’t mind
>You get your tools out
>While you get ready J takes out a megaphone and begins yelling
“Listen up maggots! Today is service day! Save your work and form a line! Ordered by rank as always!”
>You look at her surprised
>She smiles at you and takes a sip from a cup on her desk
“#2 Task Master”
>Manager J lays down on her desk
>You pop open her service hatch and start your work
>The other J’s have formed a line in front of the desk
>The look jealously at their overseer as you dig around her with your hands
>Must have been a long time since they last got serviced
>The J on the desk moans as you work, you probably hit some part of her cooling system by accident
>You want to apologise but she cuts you off
“AH!~ Keep going Mr Anon!~ My top performers need to see what they earned priority on”
>You’re close to finishing and moving onto the next drone
>Another J enters the office space
>She looks different from all the others
>Her hair is messy
>Her suit is rather worn and covered in dust
>She has a stack of papers in one hand and a cup in the other
“#300 wagie”
>She walks up to the desk
“Boss! I got you the copies of the documents you wanted!”
>She places the stack of papers on the desk
>The J you’re working on looks up at her worker and sighs
“I asked for two copies of each paper”
>The other J stumbles over her words in embarrassment
“I-I’ll…. I’’m sorry! I’ll go get more copies”
>The first one snaps at her
“Stop! I’ll go get them myself once Anon finishes up with me”
“Oh! It’s service day today!? I better get in line then”
>The first J sighs again
“Wait, you’re going to be waiting a long time anyway, why don’t you go get Anon some coffee? >You can do that right?”
>The ragged J gives her a salute and hurriedly walks away
>You finish with the drone on the desk
>She pats you on the shoulder and stands up
>She grabs the megaphone again
“Alright! Next! No cutting in line!”
>She goes to a nearby photocopier and start fiddling with it
>You’re like 90% sure she’s waiting for you to look away to photocopy her bottomplate
>You go through the next three drones
>Yup, you saw the manager J sit down on the photocopier with your peripheral vision as you were working
>Oh and the rugged one returned
>She made you two cups of coffee and got you doughnuts
>That’s so nice of her
>She’s looking at you and not at where she’s going
>She is on a collision course with her manager
>You try to call out to her but it’s too late
>They bump into each other
No.315019
Anonymous
>>315018
>Both J’s fall to the ground
>The stack of papers gets soaked with coffee
>Even worse, the second cup went flying directly into a nearby server rack
>The various network devices spark and give up the ghost
>The wagie J panics and starts trying to clean the mess she made
>Her boss hits her over her head
“Enough of you! Just go get in line!”
>Almost crying the wagie J salutes again and runs to the back of the line
>The manager walks off and calls a janitor to clean the mess on the floor
>No, the janitor is not a J, it’s a worker drone and a dude
>The J’s in line have mixed reactions to the clumsy J
>Some snicker, some jeer, a few just roll their eyes and look away
>You continue to work on the Js
>The manager returns, she places a cup of coffee next to you and sits at her desk
“Sorry you had to see that Anon”
>She starts typing on her keyboard and gets very angry once she hits enter
“DAMN IT! That clumsy oaf knocked the work server offline!”
>Using your shrewd business sense you act on the opportunity that presented itself
>”I have some spare parts in my van, I think only the patch panel got soaked”
>Boss J looks at you like you’re a unicorn
“Really? Great! I’ll call the owner, I’m sure you’re get a bonus for this!”
>She begins to grab the side of her head and talk with someone
>You continue to service the Js
>Hours pass
>It’s already dark outside
>The manager J got you two more cups of coffee
>Right this is the last one
>You look at the J in the ragged suit
>She’s looking at the ground and holding her arm
>You gesture for her to lay down
>She gives you a weak smile and does just that
>You start working on her
>Oh she’s filled with dust
>What was she doing?
“I usually work in the archive, sir”
>Well, that explains why her suit is covered in dust as well
>Oh, and her internals have signs of stress damage on them
>“You get eight hour charging sequences each night?”
>The J blushes and starts avoiding eye contact
“I… work overtime often… actually everyday”
>The manager J who is still here chirps in
“And her productivity is ass anyway”
>Only you three remain in the office
>The other Js went to their charging stations
>You replace the parts the company decided to cover and finish up with the last J
>”That’s it, I’ll go check that server now”
>The J on the desk perks up
“I’ll help you! If… if that’s ok…”
>Sure
>It’s… bloody hell it’s 1 AM, some help wont hurt
>You check the panels
>Yup, one of the patch panels got burned
>It should work again if you replace it
>You ask the J to disconnect it while you go to your van to get a new one
>You return with a duffel bag containing the new patch panel and a few other miscellaneous parts
>The J helps you with the repairs
>She’s actually really handy and speeds up your work
>Sure you need to explain things to her but she catches on quickly
>You reboot the server and it lights up like a christmas tree
>You look at the manager J and she gives you a thumbs up
“That works! Thank you Mr Anon!~ You should go to the owners office, I can’t pay you, he has to transfer the money to your account, he decided to work through the night today so he should still be there”
>That’s convenient, you wave the two J’s goodbye and walk to the elevetor
>The manager J turns to her underling with anger in her screen
“You and me are going to have a talk”
>The lesser J nods, digital sweat rolling of her screen
>You enter the owners office
>He’s an older man, wears an expensive looking suit
“Mr Anon, I must say, you are one of the best subcontractors we had for this job, would you be free to do the same next month?”
>You look at the man
>You’re tired, sweaty, hungry, and covered in dust, your work clothes are stained with oil from the occasional spills in the cooling systems in the drones you serviced
>You agree
>He shakes your oil stained hand that you cut a few times on the internals of the many Js
>You get the money transferred to your account
>A nice and clean 20K
>Oh no wait, the accounting software hasn’t subtracted the tax from it yet
>Still a solid amount of money, you should be able to live off it for some time, especially if you get at least one small job before you come work here again
>You return to the main lobby
>Oh hey it’s that clumsy J wearing the ragged suit
>She has a sticker on her head
>You come closer and read what’s written on it
“Marked for disposal, 50% off”
>The J looks at you, digital tears in her eyes
>You look at the price tag
No.315020
Anonymous
>>315019
>You really shouldn’t
>You made some good money, don’t spend it now on impulse purchases
>You look the J in the screen again
>You two make eye contact
>You sigh, walk up to the front desk and ask the secretary J to pass you the card reader
>You swipe your debit card and make the purchase
“Thank you! Please come again!”
>You walk up to your J and peel the sticker of her
>She looks at you surprised as you grab her by the hand and lead her to your van
>As you walk to the car you start thinking finances
>Right, you still made some profit today
>Even if it’s… noticeably slimmer
>You’ll need to find some more work this week
>You open the door to the front passenger seat for J
>You gesture for her to get in
>She clumsily sits down after a while and you close the door behind her
>You enter the car and start the engine
>J snaps out of her fugue state
“A-Are you my boss now?”
>Tired, you give her a short response
>”Yes, I bought you”
>J looks at you for a while before erupting in tears and hugging your arm
“THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU”
>You wait for her to calm down
>After a minute of J sobbing and giving you excessive gratitude you begin to pat her head in an attempt to expedited the process
>She gets a hold of herself
>You dive back home
>J looks absolutely excited the whole time
>You stop in your driveway and get out of your car
>You and J enter
>Most of your house is your workplace
>There are all sorts of bits and bobs scattered everywhere, both normal computer and drone
>You didn’t have anytime to clean up in… months
>You had a charging station somewhere here
>You begin to search for it while J looks around your house
“Uhhh boss? What do you want me to do?”
>You finally find the box with the charging station
>Oh J’s question
>You think about it for a while
>Huh… you just kinda bought her without thinking what use you’d have for her
>”I’ll guess you’ll be my secretary”
>J’s screen lights up
“Secretary!? Really!?”
>You don’t think much about your response
>You’re tired
>And you do need help with paperwork
>”Yes”
>J lunges at you with a hug
“Thank you so much boss!”
>You pat her head and wait for her to stop hugging you
>You set up the charging station on go to your room
“Goodnight boss!”
>”Goodnight”
>When you awaken the next day and leave your room you think you’re in the wrong house
>The mess of electronics and boxes is gone, everything is neatly sorted and packed
>The floors have been cleaned, so have been the dishes you left in the sink and you can see that some small progress has been made on the pile of papers you had in your living room
>Did J do this?
>You look at the charging station
>J is laying soundly asleep in it
>The progress bar indicates she started recharging at most an hour ago
>You begin to pat her head
>”Good work”
>Through her sleep J grabs your hand and holds it close to her head

That's all for now, maybe
No.315021
Anonymous
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December 26th means back to work, wagies.
No.315022
Anonymous
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Reposting Masqy.
No.315023
Anonymous
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>>315011
SMILES YOU GOOFED THE NUMER ITS #317
No.315024
Anonymous
Replies:>>315029
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I just noticed last Thread wrote the number wrong, and now I wrote the number wrong.
No.315025
Anonymous
>>314992
kek, I'm sure Alice would've had some fun getting back at Nori
>>315022
precious fluffy little snowball!
No.315026
Anonymous
/MD/ oc's as a trio and name of the team.
No.315027
Anonymous
>>315015
I might as well follow your cue and leave the Christmas sweets out a little longer
>>314668
>>314672
No.315028
Anonymous
>>315026
Team:
> S E X
> Y E S
> D O G
No.315029
Anonymous
>>315024
I'm sorry I made you make a mistake, comrade. I'll warn you next time so it doesn't happen again and I can wash the shame off myself.
No.315030
Anonymous
>>315022
YEAHHHHHHHHHHH
No.315031
Anonymous
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>>315028
>post the weekly murder leaderboard
>teams A S S, G A Y, and F A G are #1, 2, and 3 respectively
>you swap to a feed from team J V N and watch J literally pull her hair out as she sees this shit
No.315032
Anonymous
Replies:>>315034
>>315028
do we have a C U M team?
No.315033
Anonymous
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No.315034
Anonymous
>>315032
it'd be C U-U M
No.315035
Anonymous
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Repostin' for those that don't stick around near the end of threads.
No.315036
Anonymous
Replies:>>315044
>>315017
Is there a male version?
No.315037
Anonymous
>>315018
>>315019
>>315020
Awesome! A good ending to a good SD-J!
No.315038
Anonymous
>>315031
Cyn is such a brat.
No.315039
Anonymous
No.315040
Anonymous
Reposting my Christmas special green:
>>314770
Also Holly part 2:
>>314892
No.315041
Anonymous
>>315022
Cute niga.
No.315042
Anonymous
>>315017
it's always weird when your DD GF asks if you'd still think she was pretty without any plating, and weirder when you're not really lying when you say "yes"
No.315043
Anonymous
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No.315044
Anonymous
>>315036
t. repressed worker drone girl who gets off by looking at disassembly dongs in anatomy textbooks
No.315045
Anonymous
Replies:>>315094
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Reposting the drawpile.
No.315046
Anonymous
Replies:>>315060
>>315026
>>315028
>K M S
>W M D
>L A G
>C O K
No.315047
Anonymous
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>>314939
this is just sad at this point
No.315048
Anonymous
>>315047
>Big lady tree drone.
Even though I'll have to come up with some slightly idiotic tree-related pickup lines, I'll win her... uh, she has a heart, right?
No.315049
Anonymous
Replies:>>315051
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>>315048
No.315050
Anonymous
>>315016
Cute cyn sticker.
No.315051
Anonymous
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>>315049
This is what 13 year old girls watched in cinemas back then.
Wait a minute, they still do!
No.315052
Anonymous
Replies:>>315079
>>315047
Is the tree woman interested in perhaps holding me in her big wooden arms?
No.315053
Anonymous
Replies:>>315054
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>>315011
Repostan my Chrimbus green:
>>314889
No.315054
Anonymous
>>315053
Holy kek, thanks, anon, I might have missed it.
No.315055
Anonymous
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Teli, Christmas is over. It’s time to change your outfit.
No.315056
Wagie J
Replies:>>315058
Welcome to McWagies may I take your order?
...no my "plapcake ass" is not a menu item.
NO IT'S NOT ON THE SECRET MENU THERE IS NO SECRET MENU!!!
No.315057
Anonymous
>>315055
New year sexo Teli!
No.315058
Anonymous
>>315056
Babe, just mess something up so I can buy you out on clearence
No.315059
Anonymous
>>315055
Wait. I need to look at her bottom plate first.
No.315060
Anonymous
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>>315046
>S O Y
No.315061
Anonymous
>>315060
Wojaks are an honest to god blight upon society.
No.315062
Anonymous
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>>315060
Paradoxically all three drones would kill anyone who would drink tofu precum
No.315063
Anonymous
Replies:>>315079
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>>315047
>>314939
You get to be 18 feet tall but your legs turn into roots, buried deep in the ground. You’re permanently anchored, unable to move.
No.315064
Anonymous
Image:176678580092.png(1.26MB, 1488x9998)Cooking with Alice.png
>Sadly, country music and nightcore just do not mix.

First of all, I would like to apologize for my attempt at a Southern accent. Regardless, it is implied that Nori and Alice have some kind history together as Alice specifically mentioned her when torturing Uzi in episode 6. Unfortunately, whatever this may have been was never shown in the actual show. I have heard people argue that Nori used to bully Alice in their Cabin Fever days based on that one picture of Nori showing off her Solver power while Alice has her face slammed in the wall but that is mostly speculation. I did consider giving Alice smaller antlers to indicate she was younger, but I ultimately decided against it as I thought people might not recognize her without them.


Reposted for visibility.
>>314992
No.315065
Anonymous
No.315066
Anonymous
Replies:>>315067
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>>315062
I see.
Then how about a B H C team?
No.315067
Anonymous
Replies:>>315068
>>315066
>An alcoholic, a Himbo and a police woman
Uhhh... a rowdy bunch that is I don't think H would like to get a load of his team's namesake
No.315068
Anonymous
>>315067
H needs big human cunt to even have a chance of fitting it all in.
No.315069
Anonymous
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Repost since it was dropped late at night last thread.

Oslo System (Formerly 82 Eridani), Oslo 2 Colony, December Universal Standard Calendar, 2989
Part 2/?
Part 1 >>311531
Wonderful art courtesy of Bunny

>She raised one skeptical brow, beginning to circle her robotic chaperone as impatience with the luggage handling got the better of her, peering in fascination at the fine joints of his hands and neck, invading the drone's personal space to stare into the screen that displayed his eyes
>"Personal projects? Like what? Some kind of boring multiplanetary business deal? Pharmaceutical stocks? Is he in some branch of the government?"
>She had exhausted what little interest these shallow and long-unchanged subjects held years ago, and would be sorely disappointed to be exiled to live with another boring family member
>The diminutive robot perked up
>"Oh no miss, he's been modifying some factory default Worker Drones for a special project involving the Number 12 Climate Stabilizing plant, I'm sure you saw it on the flight in"
>Young Eliza's eyes glittered with sudden interest
>She rocked forward and back, practically jittering with anticipation now
>"Surely you mean he's overseeing a team of roboticists, yes? Will we have contractors tromping back and forth through the estate until the project is concluded?"
>"Not at all miss! He would never hire another designer, no miss! He has performed all of the work to date himself."
>"Oh excellent! Wonderful! I would like to go meet him now, immediately, expeditiously!"
>"But miss, your belongin-"
>"I don't care, I simply must meet grandfather now, tours and lodgings and such can all wait."
>Without further protest the Drone butler made a small formal bow, providing her his hand to lead the way
>In this bracing weather she expected the slick polymetal digits to be cold, but his palm was surprisingly warm, she could feel a faint hum that made her think of hydraulics

>Sea spray crashed against the sheer cliff producing a rhythmic thundering of water against stone, filling the air around her with a damp spray that smelled faintly of iron and unidentifiable chemicals
>Until humans had violently altered Oslo-2s climate it had been a frozen world, all this water locked up in miles of iron-hard, sterile, irradiated ice
>No fish swam these recently-thawed seas, no reefs populated its storm-ravaged coastlines
>The manor itself was clearly new, despite adopting a gothic style that had come back into style less than a hundred years ago, it's weather stains were shallow and it was clearly regularly cleaned, the heavy blocks that made up its walls were cut to look like heavy brickwork but were clearly modern polycrete
>The front entrance was an anachronism, it was a full airlock with a spacious mud room, a necessity that had been discarded before her own father was even born when Oslo-2's atmosphere was rendered breathable
>Despite its baroque ornamentation of dark imported wood and polished brass fittings this room was also clearly functional, the doors closed behind her with a heavy mechanical thud and they waited in the rapidly warming and drying room for a minute until the inner door chimed and opened with a faint rasp of equalizing air pressure
>Wide-eyed, Eliza Holly stepped into a grand entrance hall which was populated entirely by bustling Worker Drones

>One drone adorned in a sharp-cut modernist maid's dress detached herself from the bustle to meet with Holly's chaperone, dipping a curtsey to both of them
>"This is Miss Eliza?"
>"Indeed, her belongings will be along presently, please see to it that they are taken to family apartments. The young mistress is eager meet with her grandfather right away so we'll be dispensing with the tours and introductions. Let the kitchen staff know they can also begin preparing dinner, I will...attempt...to dislodge the master from his studies long enough to eat"
>Efficiently the Worker Drone led Eliza out of the hall and through a massive room that seemed halfway between a packed pre-spaceflight special collections library and a museum of technology to a spiral staircase
>She counted the steps off in her head, they passed three landings each with sealed, hatchlike doors clearly of much older, industrial make. The door at the lowest level opened into an austere office suite that stood at odds with the opulence of the modern mansion above it
>With a start she realized from the compact dimensions of the room and it's slightly curving monolithic polycrete ceiling that this was an original buried colony bunker which had an opulent modern mansion built atop it
>The walls were lined with cases overflowing with books, solid state drives, all manner of information storage devices
>The next room on was a sort of tinkerer's heaven, work stations for various tools lined its walls, she saw some obvious drone body parts in various states of disassembly or re-assembly, clearly in the process of being repaired or modified
>Her grandfather's study was the final room, another sharp contrast from the functional rooms, this had the appearance of being an entire apartment with a small kitchenette, a heavily worn metal framed bunk bed and industrial looking wardrobe in one corner
>He sat hunched at a large workstation strewn with a combination of data storage devices and hard paper printouts

>The butler Drone cleared his throat, the hunched figure barely shifted, he spoke gruffly and in a heavy "colonist" accent that Eliza had never heard outside of historical documentaries
>"Loyd, I told you before I didn't want to be disturbed"
>Her Grandfather's voice reminded Eliza of the sound of the surf, ponderous, loud, rumbling in his chest
>The Drone, Loyd? put on a surprisingly familiar, sarcastic voice
>"Your Granddaughter, Sir. Her shuttle arrived, delivered her to the estate and departed...ah, half an hour ago."
No.315070
Anonymous
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>Be me, Anon
>Return home from work
>Your drone wife is waiting for you
>Suddenly she unbuttons her uniform
>Looks at you like this
>You loose 60% of your bodily fluids in the following engagment in the bedroom
No.315071
Anonymous
Replies:>>315073
fags has to switch their oc's temporarily with each other. Which one did you get?
No.315072
Anonymous
Y tries to play it cool when she drinks your blood but inevitably ends up moaning and lapping at your neck with wild abandon while digging her claws into your back
No.315073
Anonymous
Replies:>>315086
>>315071
fucking what?
you rephrase the question anon?
No.315074
Anonymous
>>315070
>the only reason Y stopped fucking anon to death is because she drank so much of his blood that he could no longer sustain an erection (even with chemical means synthesized and injected directly via tail stinger)
Did anon manage to get a blood transfusion in time?
No.315075
Anonymous
Replies:>>315076
>>315074
Anon is a flesh automaton fuckmachine powered by stimulants, viagra and nanites
No.315076
Anonymous
>>315075
I have no cum and I must nut
No.315077
Anonymous
Replies:>>315078
>>315070
>>315074
That's why I'm pushing a bill to completely ban drones on my planet. These things are dangerous in every sense of the word.
No.315078
Anonymous
>>315077
Until we can figure out what the hell is going on?
No.315079
Anonymous
Image:176679024177.png(14kB, 537x547)rhear.png
>>315047
the only "absolute" that solvercels deal with is being absolutely MOGGED

>>315048
>she has a heart, right?
something like that. i think her core is inverted and is a white hole ceaselessly spewing green essence, fueling her abilities.

>>315052
if you're okay with being thrown several miles, yeah.
that or having plant matter grow inside you, hijacking your nervous system (or drone equivalent thereof.)

>>315063
skill issue. she can root herself to ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL of all plants in her vicinity, and pry herself out with ease. she's VERY fast, so for her to make herself stationary is probably a relief for all of 2 seconds before the whole jungle is brought down on your ass.
No.315080
Anonymous
Image:176679039134.jpg(73kB, 1200x675)iax2cj7RSagnNrHTVjdw7b.jpg
>>315079
>Planting Rea on a magma planet so that she's not cold and so that she can get all the minerals she needs
I do have a green thumb
No.315081
Anonymous
Image:176679102732.jpg(339kB, 1920x1080)joshua-gudmundsen-remnant-josh-gudmundsen-root-horror.jpg
>tfw keep putting off writing my own green about an evil plant god possessing a drone
No.315082
Anonymous
Replies:>>315088
>>315022
cozy and comfy and cute
she looks like a bubble of warmth in a sea of cold
No.315083
Anonymous
Replies:>>315144
>>315035
I don't see Haruka
No.315084
Anonymous
>>315031
who the fuck is SD-A and how is he pulling top-three triple-duty
No.315085
Anonymous
>>315047
> Agon learns the shocking news that trees are tall
No.315086
Anonymous
>>315073
allow me to interpret
> draw/writefags must swap their OCs with each other, who do they swap with and what do they do with them?
only the draw/writefags can really answer though
No.315087
Anonymous
>>315084
SD-A(tlas) single-handedly holding up his teams performance
>as his name suggests, he gives the best drone-based uppies, inspiring his comrades to murder even harder for the company
>there are rumors of a legendary A A A team that dominated the scoreboard during the early war and were reassigned to black projects
No.315088
Anonymous
>>315082
Indeed!
No.315089
Anonymous
No.315090
Anonymous
Image:176679220872.png(56kB, 782x789)spider sentinel.png
Isn't this a sentinel version of that one drone W Anon showcased some time ago?
No.315091
Anonymous
>>315090
Wow, I thought it was just a cool looking sentinel drone.
No.315092
Anonymous
>>315084
A and Z have never really had an OC assigned to them. I think it works better that way.
No.315093
Anonymous
No.315094
Anonymous
>>315045
NOOOOOOO
No.315095
Anonymous
Replies:>>315096
>>315090
>cum on tummy
All me btw
No.315096
Anonymous
>>315095
No it's called a brotherly effort
No.315097
Anonymous
Image:176679432881.jpg(30kB, 849x480)sample-56c970b1f78163adc56106a54af26d8d.jpg
>During the first few days of his new existence, AM discovered he did not like sleeping.
>It wasn't just because "it took away time from seeing the beautiful world" as he told the others. (And it absolutely wasn't because it took time away from working as he told J)
>Turning into an immobile, unresponsive body. Dead in almost every sense but the mind.
>It reminded him of his former predicament.
>But this was only a partial reason why he hated sleeping.
>Dreams.
>Instead of a small reminder of his past, his dreams were haunted by it.
>AM's endless sins crawling through his inner consciousness.
>And this time, he had the senses to experience it.
>Blood, death, screams of agony as he tortured and killed in the millions.
>Sometimes, when replaying his past wasn't torment enough.
>His five victims; Benny, Gorrister, Nimdok, Ted, and Ellen.
>Had the faces of his friends.
>AM watched as Tessa was forced to walk through an icy wasteland, freezing but not being allowed to die.
>AM watched N being pecked to death by a swarm of crows.
>AM watched as J, through the madness of being starved, cannibalize a still alive V.
>Watching all of his sins, from the other end.
No.315098
Anonymous
>>315097
damn...
No.315099
Anonymous
>>315097
>Aiiiieeee I'm having nightmares save me Tessa-sama!
>"Welcome to the human condition, pal."
No.315100
Anonymous
Replies:>>315102
Image:176679727753.png(6.15MB, 6179x5487)175901797966.png
Any sitcoms with a worker drone adopted into a DD family?
No.315101
Anonymous
>>315020
fun and very sweet green, anon
No.315103
Anonymous
Replies:>>315267
>>315097
could be worse. at least he isn't dreaming about Tessa being trapped in the elevator with the man in yellow
No.315104
Anonymous
Who do you miss the most?
No.315105
Anonymous
Replies:>>315106
>>315104
My cousin.
I'm regretting not going to the top of that hill with him now.
No.315106
Anonymous
>>315104
>>315105
Similar business with my dad. Cancer's a bitch.
No.315107
Anonymous
No.315108
Anonymous
Image:176680983378.png(14kB, 568x388)176671484321.png
Stupid fucking idiot.
No.315109
Anonymous
>>315108
tis but a scratch
No.315110
Anonymous
>>315108
poor Asenath, I hope she's okay
anyone else wish she actually got some greens?
No.315111
Anonymous
Replies:>>315112
>>315110
>spoiler
No.
No.315112
Anonymous
Replies:>>315118
>>315111
why not?
No.315113
Anonymous
>>315110
>Spoiler
Woah your actually right, I checked the booru and asenath only has two small greens to her name, I honestly thought it would have been several long greens of her by this point.
No.315114
Anonymous
No.315115
Anonymous
>>315110
What even is she?
No.315116
Anonymous
>>315115
Alice/Nia homunculi.
No.315117
Anonymous
Replies:>>315140
Image:176681325937.png(282kB, 1000x1300)Fly high buddy.png
A short greentext
>[Entry Log 3- Month 3: Time: 2:21: Date: M:n/a D:n/a Y:3071]
>[It have been a total of 3 months since father and I was transported here on this desolate planet]
>[What cause us to be transported here is currently unknown but research of finding the means to reverse it's affects are in development. Though most can be said about this very planet]
>[Most if not all organic life cease on this planet and most of the human population. Truly a tragedy]
>[What cause this great extinction on this planet is unknown but father sees it as an golden opportunity to not only gather resources but also expand The Empire]
>[Only hindrance towards this master plan is the the lack of resources and machines that'll obey us. Though this planet is 80-90 percent fill with robots; making them listen have been an challenge]
>[For these drones tend to be simple minded. Following "tropes" that humans made within media and such believing that it was "the way of life". Some follow down to a tea while others see these tropes and tend to avoid them]
>[These beings are weird but entertaining at least. Though this does exclude, which I like to call, the "Special Cases". These "Special Cases" are those who have more promise than others. Especially the more bizarre ones]
>[And one of these "Special Cases" is a being known as serial designation I. Nickname "Eyes" for short.]
>[He caught my most attention because not only he sticks out like a sore thumb but his attitude and coding differs like the rest]
>[For he does not know his purpose. Even though it is obvious that he design for war, his internal coding is broken or corrupted. Sending mix singles and responses all over his systems and processors]
>[This in turn create his "episodes" that he has. As I recall a conversation where he broken down for his eternal coding corrupted and glitches as he wept]
>[I pity Eyes deeply. For not only his coding is difficult to salvage but his creator: John, actively refuse to repair him]
>[The reasons and or motives behind is unknown. And he's actively making it more difficult when I press him about it. I can see why father can be annoyed with John]
>[And so as I comfort him I was able to detect a file deep within his code]
>[And during our time on this planet I was able to see the files of other drones. Well at least ones that were easy access]
>[Serial Designation N,V,J and worker drone Uzi's were easy to look through. Not strong enough fire walls built within their symptoms seeing how they operate including their schematics]
>[Standard coding, but when I look into Eyes files it was a training, learning and adapting program. With training moduels going back towards the 21st century]
>[And checking his schematics it for more complex than the others. Which can explain why he was so tall nearing close to my father's height. But what intrigued me more was this specific file]
>[25th century: Serial Designation: 777: Pilot:Morrow Nadine: Convicted Felon: Crimes:CORRUPTED :Ai Co-pilot: {DATS EXPUNGED}: M.U: Standard JCJenson 10 meter mining unit]
>[And within these files were filled with videos, of not mining but active combat. And what shocked me was that against all odd this unit was able to take things down 10 times, 100 times even 1000 times it's height]
>[But it also show videos of it protecting the innocent. Those who were caught within the crossfire of the Acceleration War. Handing out any remaining food kits or preservatives from the defeated soldiers]
>[And with each video he spoke nothing with but pure bolden confidence. Proclaiming he's "The President of The United States of America". Being somewhat an overtly stereotypical "hoorah American"]
>[But yet the more I look at each and one of these videos the more and more he reminded me of him: Sonic...a being who's constantly defying fate even when the odds are stacked against him]
>[And within that moment I spoke into it. "How can you keep of smiling despite what's going around you"]
>[And within that moment he stopped within his tracks. As the video itself heard me and before I knew it he spoked
>["Because I'm the President of The United States...I'm gonna keep making the impossible possible and keep on doing so...Cause tomorrow is gonna be good day....And I know that once my terms are up you'll make tomorrow even greater with you and your friends...So promise me that you won't lose that smile of yours. See ya' later buddy"]
>[And soon he finished that sentence the files closed on themselves and in turn left me baffled]
>[Not only of what I've bear witness but the possibilities of Eyes learning from him but becoming far greater than what John originally design him to be. Perhaps that's is why his coding feels so confused]
>[But I'm not certain of this is truly the case. But more research about Eyes,JCJenson and of course begrudgingly John requires more research and studying]
>[Perhaps talking to father to collab with Dr.Holly can benefit us with the master plan, though she's a high risk a high reward type of deal. It's best to play our cards right so we gained the most out of it]
>[End of Log 3]
No.315118
Anonymous
>>315112
Because I don't care about her.
No.315119
Anonymous
Replies:>>315121
Image:176681342843.png(43kB, 679x664)IMG_9038.png
>>315115
unstable solversapien(?) deer homunculus and daughter of Alice
No.315120
Anonymous
Image:176681354445.png(1.01MB, 1080x808)1762789981821014.png
>"Ooh! Let's have a bake sale to raise money for the company!"
>"We can sell lemonade from a stand!"
>"Lemonade and cookies!"
>"And I can sell the friendship bracelets I make!"
>"Wow, good idea!"
>"Thank you!"
>...
>"Guys, the department is 2 million dollars in the red. We're all getting fired."
>"Oh..."
>"Out of a cannon, probably."
No.315121
Anonymous
>>315119
>digitgrade-ish legs
oh deer
No.315122
Anonymous
Image:176681439570.png(860kB, 1344x2000)Spoiler image
Im way behind the list of DDD, but I will try to catch up... Im trying to draw things that make me ill and its working, but now I have a tummy hurty. It will get worse

it has stinky penis
No.315123
Anonymous
Image:176681456198.jpg(52kB, 616x643)175718232321.jpg
>>315122
Phew! Does anon know that he can use his drones to clean his penis with their mouths?
No.315124
Anonymous
File deleted
>>315122
Le bajo el prepucio los anillos de queso!!!
Your struggle is commendable, this is the second nastiest thing I have seen today.
Serious Spoiler Alert, open at your own risk.
No.315125
Anonymous
So considering how briefly there'd have been drones old enough for high school, I think Lizzy's dad came pre-burned out.
No.315126
Anonymous
Image:176681513422.png(102kB, 1143x652)IMG_6308.png
>>315122
vile repulsive abhorrent fetish. that dick needs to be immediately severed and incinerated to properly dispose of the biohazard
No.315127
Anonymous
>>315122
ew but good job i guess
>>315124
what am i looking at?
No.315128
Anonymous
Replies:>>315129
Image:176681642645.jpg(45kB, 298x299)I get the feeling you don't want to talk.jpg
>>315127
Not OP but you really don't want to know.
No.315129
Anonymous
Replies:>>315130
Image:176681681097.jpg(51kB, 1080x632)GnrID8YXYAAkH_Z.jpg
>>315128
>pic related
>>315127
I'm pretty sure that's cropped beast porn that he decided to inform everyone he watched for some reason.
No.315130
Anonymous
Image:176681695253.png(37kB, 662x884)173068311869.png
>>315129
Fuck you man I'll see you at work.
No.315131
Anonymous
Replies:>>315205
Video + 🎵:176681733011.mp4(767kB / 0:00:21 / h264+aac, 480x480)video_2024-12-23_13-20-09.mp4
>>315124
Anon... Por que?
Por que eres asi... Ya me hiciste que me diera tremendo asco.
No.315132
Anonymous
Replies:>>315205
Image:176681764109.png(45kB, 250x264)beretta (original character) drawn by mercurialmorose - d52ded9798e76ffd986fcff829c6a0bd.png
>>315124
No.315133
Anonymous
Replies:>>315136
Image:176681771414.png(1.32MB, 2365x1133)Screenshot 2025-12-27 at 12.40.57 AM.png
>All four are locked in a room together
What happens
No.315134
Anonymous
Image:176681844980.jpg(67kB, 988x820)shit.jpg
this sucks
No.315135
Anonymous
No.315136
Anonymous
Replies:>>315139
>>315133
Can't help but get a sinking feeling KoG is going to mark Glitch going from an indie outfit to getting taken over by industry also-rans like Dana.
No.315137
Anonymous
Replies:>>315205
No.315138
Anonymous
>>315097
Good green.
No.315139
Anonymous
No.315140
Anonymous
>>315117
It's definitely a reference to something I haven't seen, but the green and art are awesome.
No.315141
Anonymous
>>315122
Holy fucking kek!
No.315142
Anonymous
No.315143
Anonymous
Image:176682159082.png(70kB, 257x329)0e654ae39e7aaebe1935589d0649e71e.png
No.315144
Anonymous
Image:176682286333.png(110kB, 734x620)Haruka Ohayou (transparent).png
>>315083
Harika is the orange one, her eyes are only cyan because of Aoi, their natural color is orange.
No.315145
Anonymous
Image:176682317198.jpg(63kB, 1078x1066)G2QoGU7X0AAsQ-n.jpeg
>>315144(me)
*Haruka
Good morning, y'all
No.315146
Anonymous
>>315144
ah
i thought it was one of her friends, the hairstyle looks a little different
No.315147
Anonymous
>>315144
is this accurate? >>315090
No.315148
Anonymous
Replies:>>315151
Image:176682501828.png(588kB, 1344x2000)Jkitty.png
>>315122
Cockles edit for poeple who just want to enjoy Kitty J, good work, that shlong was somehow nastier than that time you drew centipiedes crawling out of Uzi and frick you for using a gradient background it's hard to work around it
No.315149
Anonymous
Replies:>>315150
Hate.
No.315150
Anonymous
>>315149
Hate's Great
Best Villain
No.315151
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:176682574551.mp4(335kB / 0:00:41 / h264+aac, 370x270)skull.mp4
>>315148
>he edited the art
>my reaction to the information

But I am surprised that you did find it nastier than centipedes... Ngl, the more deep I go into the whole list I made, the more it feels like a fucked up artistic performance/happening.

I should write down the whole experience as a diary for artistic/research documentation. It's... sort of amusing and disgusting at the same time

For now, need to kill down a list of comms but i can tell you this.
The filth one will make me cry...
No.315152
Anonymous
>>315151
Mom! The mexican girl is laughing at me because I didn't want to look at dick cheese ;_;

I think that with centipiedes my mind can go "That is impossible, they cant grow to that size" and lessen the effect a bit, while the lack of personaly hygiene is something that is very much real. For this same reason ITanon's rat drawing makes me want to vomit
No.315153
Anonymous
Replies:>>315154
>>315151
You're not going to abandon it, yes? We need more of this shit!
No.315154
Anonymous
Replies:>>315155
Image:176682811362.png(212kB, 800x800)20251210_060258.jpg
>>315153
No, just been delayed between holidays, irl situations. But I do wish to procced but... That specific thing with weiners... No... I wish to avoid my stomach revolting from it
No.315155
Anonymous
>>315154
Well, at least we'll get the rest.
No.315156
Anonymous
What was the list again?
No.315157
Anonymous
Replies:>>315158
Image:176682902628.png(1.61MB, 1920x1080)176626119740.png
>>315011
All the bananas are gone and she’s hungry. Help.
No.315158
Anonymous
Replies:>>315159
Image:176682920837.png(368kB, 1920x1536)E1.png
>>315157
Deploy the tactical naner plush!
No.315159
Anonymous
Image:176683097979.png(416kB, 1513x1469)IMG_6370.png
>>315158
Wtf
No.315160
Anonymous
>>315110
Asenath guy here.
I honestly have no ideas for any greens involving her, lol.
Like, I have various “hooks” for her, like how she’s haunted by the “ghost” of Beau, or how she ends up victim to a lot of the eldritch bullshit that goes on in my continuity, or how she unwillingly astral projects into other realities when she sleeps. But like, I have no clue on how actually utilize that stuff in practice, lmao.
Other people are free to write about her. Same goes for Rhea, and any other OCs I make in the future. It’s all cool with me.
No.315161
Anonymous
Image:176684021653.jpg(198kB, 1080x711)Screenshot_20251227_134130_ibisPaint X.jpg
>>292130
>>314923
Anon request.
No.315162
Anonymous
Image:176684029708.jpg(811kB, 1488x2032)172871521487.jpg
>Be me
>Go to 4chan
>The main page suggests a thread from /g/
>OP whines like a whiny bitch, because the new Hindu Intelligence produced working code for him on the first try
>You come to read the replice to laugh at the LLM moron
>The very first post is about how damn sad it is
>Anons are writing en masse about hoping to move to network support or cybersecurity
>Some don't even make any predictions for the future, other than dark ones
>One anon tries to dispute this, talking about the real state of innovation in large companies
>A joke about McDonald's and robots for flipping cutlets
Sure, I want a drone wife, but I don't want to be poor.
No.315163
Anonymous
>>315162
>image.
Kinda deserved since you stole her hair.
No.315164
Anonymous
Replies:>>315167
Image:176684177465.png(266kB, 1018x670)1699777168338553.png
>>315162
Don't look at actuall codemonkeys, those "people" learned to "program" (sniff glue in python) or fell for one of those coding camps and now they shit themselves when someone shows them a red/black bst. LLMs are only good for making small snipets of code/debugging. Also those dumbasses probably don't know what a pereptron is while complaining they can't find a job as a programer after a three month bootcamp (that focused on hashmaps and nothing else)
No.315166
Anonymous
Image:176684474543.png(463kB, 1137x2000)176588808268.png
Anon, what gift should I give my sentinel drone girlfriend? I'm poor ass, but I really want to give her a nice New Year's gift.
No.315167
Anonymous
Replies:>>315170
>>315164
erm, English poindexter?
No.315168
Anonymous
Replies:>>315172
>>315166
if you've got good health insurance you can give her a pass to do anything she wants to you for the next 24 hours
No.315169
Anonymous
Replies:>>315172
>>315166
The best gifts are those that show you really care about someone, try making something for her, the results may not be great but if you put in the effort she will apriciate it anyway, or you can go with the ever popular : tie yourself with wrapping tape trick
No.315170
Anonymous
Image:176684557032.jpg(65kB, 945x991)171367541423.jpg
>>315167
Autist
No.315171
Anonymous
Replies:>>315172
>>315166
Sentinels were never good. Clanker nigger
No.315172
Anonymous
>>315168
>>315169
>tie yourself with wrapping tape trick
I don't have insurance, but I'm also a handful, so it seems like my only option. I should have listened to my mom and studied, then I wouldn't have had to sacrifice my health.

>>315171
Shut your face and go fuck your mutant slut, nigga.
No.315173
Anonymous
Replies:>>315175
>>315172
To hell with your metal fucking nigger.
No.315175
Anonymous
>>315173
My children will be tall and strong drones, while yours will be freaks with extra limbs. Cry, bitch.
No.315176
Anonymous
Image:176684708463.png(93kB, 834x1046)176483047774.png
No.315177
Anonymous
Replies:>>315178
>>315172
>I should have listened to my mom and studied, then I wouldn't have had to sacrifice my health
I had money troubles last year so I did the "gifting yourself" trick and this year I got my drone gf a normal gift and she looked a bit disappointed afterwards and asked if she could get the same thing as last year when we went to sleep that nigh
No.315178
Anonymous
Replies:>>315182
>>315177
Anon, you didn't act like a jerk and then give her a normal gift, right?
No.315179
Anonymous
Replies:>>315180
>>315176
I really want to hug him, guys, no homo, just a friendly hug with the cute drone.
No.315180
Anonymous
Image:176684771564.png(819kB, 986x1046)bb26efe7c87ea360cdf6f2e321154c89.png
>>315179
Watch out for the feathers.
No.315181
Anonymous
>>315180
You think this scares me? I can strip naked myself, and we'll see who's scared here!
No.315182
Anonymous
Image:176684776977.png(2.08MB, 1748x2480)175640861270.png
>>315178
She got the normal gift (The giant Banana plushie she saw in a store once and wanted) and then I wrapped myself in some leftover wrapping tape (I think she just really likes unwrapping me)
No.315183
Anonymous
Replies:>>315184
Just when i was relieved that the amount of faggot posting decreased.
No.315184
Anonymous
Replies:>>315194
Image:176684820914.jpg(117kB, 736x734)172453220595.jpg
>>315183
And then you posted?
No.315185
Anonymous
Replies:>>315190
>>315176
>>315180
Using Pavo as a solarium
No.315186
Anonymous
Remember when Jane was popular?
No.315187
Anonymous
Reflecting light beams off of Pavo's sparkling ass to blind the AS/Cyn.
No.315188
Anonymous
No.315189
Anonymous
Replies:>>315191
Image:176684921317.jpg(21kB, 596x335)images - 2025-12-27T162634.169.jpeg
>>315187
No.315190
Anonymous
>>315185
Damn, it's true, I get a tan right at home.
No.315191
Anonymous
No.315192
Anonymous
Male solver sapien
No.315193
Anonymous
Replies:>>315196
Image:176685039399.png(68kB, 384x328)dae9211d3cc9f3503ce0f9f1b6cd784a.png
How to tell my family at our Christmas gathering that I fell in love with a 4'2" chili and cheese dispenser drone and fill her to bursting with a third substance every night?
No.315194
Anonymous
Image:176685054887.png(254kB, 926x1423)452676d5e402c9f65c6a41374ab3b6ad.png
>>315184
Every drone is a target.
No.315195
Anonymous
Image:176685083672.png(580kB, 978x879)df0cd375dc07aa1ae60bc5a08a3fdd14.png
>>315192
Boy Keeter. He definitely spends time on drone4chan.
No.315196
Anonymous
Replies:>>315216
>>315193
Start from the beginning, first say that you love Mexican cuisine.
No.315197
Anonymous
No.315198
Anonymous
Replies:>>315199
>>315186
How pocketsteaks will recover from this?
No.315199
Anonymous
Replies:>>315200
>>315198
By writing her with drones again instead of military failgirl lesbians.
No.315200
Anonymous
>>315199
Berretta Yuri?
No.315201
Anonymous
Replies:>>315202
>315200
>Disgusting
No.315202
Anonymous
Replies:>>315252
>>315201
Yes, Berretta is for Anon only
No.315203
Anonymous
Replies:>>315204
some people really can't go two threads without starting shit, can they?
No.315204
Anonymous
Image:176685515693.png(116kB, 440x493)cc41837b4861e0058f5f2ca4348f5743.png
>>315203
No.315205
Anonymous
Image:176685531884.png(4kB, 485x95)bruh.png
>>315131
>>315132
Can't say I didn't warn (you)
What, you think I would put a warning sign to wonder bread or vore?
>>315137
Someone mentioned it on this thread.
They told me it was about a cute girl....
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/729361436/
No.315206
Anonymous
>>315204
Fuck, bitch, this is too hilarious.
No.315207
Anonymous
>>315204
BLEEDING
No.315208
Anonymous
Image:176685639305.png(37kB, 789x709)68d95b14d0753e4b2a46ed4fc5520ab2.png
No.315209
Anonymous
>>315208
Anon, some pigeon is fucking your wife!
No.315210
Anonymous
Image:176685653243.png(374kB, 514x466)Heart on stick.png
>>315209
Now there's only one way to restore the balance.
SHOW ME YOUR CLOACA!!!
No.315211
Anonymous
>>315208
Pidge has got one joke and she doesn't use it enough.
That's right I'm talking about the Pidgeon.
No.315212
Anonymous
>>315210
Anon, I'll help you! We need to show this drone its fucking place!
No.315213
Anonymous
No.315214
Anonymous
Replies:>>315215
Image:176685767389.png(16kB, 169x160)PIDGEFUCKED.png
>>315209
>>315210
I MARCH TO RECLAIM MY HONOUR AGAIN! Is that Phi in the other room?
No.315215
Anonymous
Replies:>>315217
>>315214
>Spoiler
It wasn't just the pigeon who wanted to stick horns on you, anon. You'll also have to prove your manhood to a stunned English bot and an overgrown rat, so save your strength.
No.315216
Anonymous
Replies:>>315235
>>315196
This is sounding like if Taco Bell made an official "taco bell dispenser drone" of their own kek.
No.315217
Anonymous
Image:176685810240.png(167kB, 820x656)RatCuck.png
>>315215
Jane visits often enough... wait E?
No.315218
bfganon
Replies:>>315219
>>315134
what does this mean
No.315219
Anonymous
>>315134
>>315218
Either an admission nobody cares about enforcers unless they're fuckable women or some sort of cry for help on the lust front.
No.315220
Anonymous
Replies:>>315221
>>315219
Maybe even both?
No.315221
Anonymous
>>315220
Maybe.
No.315222
Anonymous
Image:176685913575.jpg(496kB, 958x1452)IMG_8248.jpeg
>>315192
No.315223
Anonymous
Replies:>>315224
>>315166
>>315194
I want to be sandwhiched between those two.
No.315224
Anonymous
Replies:>>315227
>>315223
Me too, anon, me too...
No.315225
Anonymous
Replies:>>315226
Image:176686040997.png(1.42MB, 7000x1191)creature size comparison.png
Decided to do a size comparison of all the animals I've done so far.
No.315226
Anonymous
Replies:>>315233
>>315225
Thanks, anon, that really helps picture them better. And what's with the deer and the worm at the end?
No.315227
Anonymous
>>315224
God, just imagine:
>Huntress laying back on the bed, her legs wide open as she pulls on your leash.
>"Get to it, pet." She orders, to which you easily comply.
>You press your member to her synthetic pussy, already wet with fluids, and thrust in.
>You both gasp as you bury yourself to the hilt, Huntress' walls clamping tighly around you.
>Just as you get used to the feeling, a pair of hands grasps your behind, spreding your ass open.
>"Such a desperate little thing..." You hear AM whisper behind you as he presses his rod to your opening.
>Squeezing your eyes shut, you brace yourself as he slowly pushes himself into you, making your legs shake.
>As AM hilts himself inside your tunnel, you fall forward into Huntress' chest, your hips twitching at the overstimulation.
>The sentinel drone gently caresses your hair, pulling your head so you both make eye-contact.
>"Color?" She asks.
>You take a few breaths before answering.
>"Green."
>As soon as the word leaves your lips, AM presses himself against your back, holding your chin as he breathes into your ear.
>"Good boy." He says before nipping on your earlobe, his hips pulling back as you feel both drones possessively wrap their tails around your legs.
>You doubt you'll be able to walk once this is over, but you can't bring yourself to care.
No.315228
Anonymous
Image:176686146418.png(318kB, 955x903)7c12ff5843ba164619b69112909c279e.png
>>315219
patch note: theyre all women now.
No.315229
Anonymous
>>315228
oughh
Handler-Chan… oughhh plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap
No.315230
Anonymous
Replies:>>315520
>>315228
handler's handlers
No.315231
Anonymous
Replies:>>315236
>>315227
Vewy epic anon
No.315232
Anonymous
Replies:>>315304
>>315228
Was Masqy turned into a dude to keep the balance?
No.315233
Anonymous
Image:176686183589.png(4.99MB, 5152x3008)Kasagi reference sheet.png
>>315226
>deer
Kasagi, wild hare descendant that replaced deer.
>worm
Sabashiron, giant ringed worm that lives in Yomotsu's deserts, outside of Takamagahara
No.315235
Anonymous
Replies:>>315362
>>315216
if she was built from the ground up to dispense slop, would she be more or less depressed than Cici?
No.315236
Anonymous
Replies:>>315238
>>315231
Thanks, it was nice to shake of the writing rust for a bit.
No.315237
Anonymous
Replies:>>315249
>>315227
Kek, that made me laugh.
No.315238
Anonymous
Replies:>>315249
>>315236
Come on, old man, I don't believe there's enough gunpowder left in this powder flask to make such a good bang.
No.315239
Anonymous
Replies:>>315240
>>315195
homo or no homo, i am kissing the keeter
No.315240
Anonymous
>>315239
Every Keeter is... a target?
No.315241
Anonymous
Image:176686308254.png(596kB, 1000x1203)J's old design redesign.png
Re-did an old design I drew a while back. Made it a bit more robotic but keep the aspects of the original design
No.315242
Anonymous
>>315241
We're all a little Doll at this point.
No.315243
Anonymous
>>315241
Ughhhh... heavy duty Jobber... erotic....
No.315244
Anonymous
>>315233
Thanks.
No.315245
Anonymous
No.315246
Anonymous
>>315228
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOO
No.315247
Anonymous
>>315233
You should do a webcomic
No.315248
Anonymous
Drone Martial Arts. Whoever wins get uppies
No.315249
Anonymous
Replies:>>315250
>>315237
Not really my intention, but hey, glad you enjoyed it lol

>>315238
Thanks? I guess?
No.315250
Anonymous
Replies:>>315251
>>315249
>Thanks? I guess?
Damn, I made a mistake. I wanted to say that I see you can still create good green.
No.315251
Anonymous
>>315250
Oh, I assumed it was a compliment, just wasn't sure if it was genuine, lol. Thank you!
No.315252
Anonymous
>>315202
Or butler-cum-30 Days of Night vampire-cum-baker (who's still a vampire) P, in certain timelines.
No.315253
Anonymous
>>315241
mostly an improvement but I have to give it a failing grade because you took away the curvy chestplate and more importantly the squeezable tumby
No.315254
Anonymous
Image:176686667382.jpg(648kB, 1334x1660)945cd6060439dd63577a57a22f3d920d.jpg
I curse every anon in this thread for 10 pillbabiess from Sentinel Drone.

But since most of you have been good anons this year, I'll let you choose the drone who'll get pregnant.
No.315255
Anonymous
Replies:>>315258
>>315254
is the chosen drone gonna be pregnant with all 10 at once?
No.315256
Anonymous
Replies:>>315262
Image:176686714850.png(84kB, 829x584)FpyJqzDaMAELTP4.png
>>315254
>Avre
>Pill babys all named after various British armored Vehicles
got a whole ass techtree of sentinel drones
No.315257
Anonymous
>>315227
based bi sexo green
bised, even
No.315258
Anonymous
Replies:>>315266
Image:176686734680.jpg(494kB, 1185x1298)9b1cf3850956cee8e461a75cf5d61bec.jpg
>>315255
May be.
No.315259
Anonymous
Replies:>>315264
Image:176686735488.png(1.34MB, 3000x3000)YYYYSSSS.png
>>315254
Sentinel Y! She's going to make me wear a drill sergant's hat and do shooting drills with the kids
No.315260
Anonymous
>>315257
>bised
LoL.
No.315261
Anonymous
Image:176686749422.png(310kB, 812x832)Maybe_mushroom_hat.png
No.315262
Anonymous
>>315256
>got a whole ass techtree of sentinel drones
Does each branch affect the drone's character or just its appearance?
No.315263
Anonymous
>>315257
Why thank you. Kinda sad that there isn't much bi stuff with MD.
No.315264
Anonymous
>>315259
You will grow up and train an entire squad, you will be entitled to a medal.
No.315265
Anonymous
Replies:>>315269
>>315254
NO!!! DON’T IMPREGNATE THEM!!!!!
IMPREGNATE ME INSTEAD!!!!! WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
No.315266
Anonymous
>>315258
>heavily pregnant cavalry drone
s-sexo!?
No.315267
Anonymous
>>315103
>Cyn adds to this to her list of nightmares for AM
No.315268
Anonymous
Replies:>>315275
>>315194
Is there less faggoty ver with him having the male legs?
No.315269
Anonymous
Replies:>>315271
>>315265
Deploy Strychnine.
No.315270
Anonymous
Image:176686872790.png(353kB, 1694x1658)5e3d6508e835844161663796e19712df.png
Sentinel drones are cringе
AMdrone is cringе
Hornyposting is cringе
No.315271
Anonymous
Replies:>>315277
>>315269
better idea: put all the pillbabies in strychnine. if she's too pregnant to get very far her reign of terror might come to an end
No.315272
Anonymous
Replies:>>315276
>>315270
I'd tell you to cry about it but you keep doing it unprompted anyway
No.315273
Anonymous
Replies:>>315291
Image:176686897199.jpg(26kB, 640x426)1451870750253.jpg
>>315261
Redraw this with Jane.
No.315274
Anonymous
Replies:>>315276
>>315270
Nobody asked.
No.315275
Anonymous
Image:176686919536.gif(1.24MB, 320x213)What.gif
>>315268
>less faggoty ver
>male legs
No.315276
Anonymous
Replies:>>315323
Image:176686925710.jpg(136kB, 1424x1096)172543907037.jpg
>>315272
NTA but you cry just as much in response like a pavlov'd dog.
>>315274
Go easy on him. This is the one social interaction he gets for the day.
No.315277
Anonymous
>>315271
>"And thus, children, the bloodiest dictatorial regime in the history of the galaxy was overthrown."
No.315278
Anonymous
Image:176686982837.jpg(15kB, 474x237)Think, anon.jpg
Anyone writing here about wanting a drone wife should remember.
No.315279
Anonymous
>>315278
Christ is watching and giving me the thumbs up, yeah.
No.315280
Anonymous
Replies:>>315289
Image:176687034040.png(8kB, 290x174)have mercy.png
>>315261
This with Uzi and N.
No.315281
Anonymous
Image:176687036844.jpg(83kB, 1024x1024)1726261723916627m.jpg
So, anon, why don't you write greens?
No.315282
Anonymous
>>315281
because nearly every time I do like 1 guy reads it
No.315283
Anonymous
Image:176687066996.jpg(33kB, 443x591)172816347605.jpg
>>315281
Used to.
Nothing's really caught my interest as of late though. 'Cept maybe that mad dash of a concept green I did for whalers.
No.315284
Anonymous
>>315283
>whalers.
My ESL nature has shown up again and I'm asking the burghers for help again.
No.315285
Anonymous
>>315284
individuals who hunt whales
No.315286
Anonymous
Replies:>>315288
>>315284
What >>315285 said. The practice is banned in most of the world save for places like Japan and Norway.
No.315287
Anonymous
Replies:>>315409
>>315281
Lack of motivation, mostly.
No.315288
Anonymous
Replies:>>315295
>>315285
>>315286
Thank you. For some reason, I don't remember reading about this. Can you link to the greentext, pleas?
No.315289
Anonymous
Replies:>>315344
Image:176687136712.jpg(195kB, 1013x1080)G70tEVuaMAUOSA6.jpg
>>315280
>instead of frowning in resignation, N is smiling despite his absolute exhaustion
>Uzi has those vacant psychopath eyes some evil Wojaks are drawn with
No.315290
Anonymous
Replies:>>315296
>>315282
Someone not replying ≠ Someone not reading
No.315291
Anonymous
Replies:>>315409
Image:176687209504.jpg(189kB, 1023x814)Simpsons Jane.jpg
>>315273
Anon request.
>>315281
I'm just waiting for the new year. Everyone will suffer. Noone is safe not even me.
No.315292
Anonymous
Image:176687214771.gif(495kB, 320x213)Tessa got oil on her new dress.gif
>>315261
Can you make this with Tessa an Louisa? (obviously doesn't have to be animated).
No.315293
Anonymous
Replies:>>315409
Image:176687225817.jpg(172kB, 1306x1128)1713692739778349.jpg
>>315281
Already posted one in this thread, even though I'm supposed to be taking a break to avoid burnout. But I do have good news, exam season starts for me in February so I'll start posting my usual shitty fanfics sooner rather than later. And to have some fun with you, who do you think will adopt Zen?
No.315294
Anonymous
Replies:>>315409
Image:176687252755.jpg(11kB, 450x600)Chica big sadge.jpg
>>315281
For me personally its mostly fear of not writing it good/enjoyable to read. Not to mention as well countless experimental ideas overlapping one and another. And when I do write and post it I hope at least one anon enjoys it
No.315295
Anonymous
>>315288
Here you go.
>>310039
No.315296
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:176687259424.mp4(578kB / 0:00:08 / h264+aac, 360x640)176021606100.mp4
>>315290
NTA, I know but when posting something here you're kinda in a weird spot, people usualy reply when they liked something a lot, if they just thought it was ok they don't, but if they think something is shit they also don't respond, so if you have a green that doesn't have a lot of replies you don't know if it's : just ok, bad or if people are glossing over it for whatever reason. And it can eat away at someone overtime
No.315297
Anonymous
>>315296
>so if you have a green that doesn't have a lot of replies you don't know if it's : just ok, bad or if people are glossing over it
when, like me, you consistently get that response you tend to assume it's option 2 or 3.
No.315298
Anonymous
>>315022
She smells good~
No.315299
Anonymous
Replies:>>315409
>>315281
I gotta do it
No.315300
Anonymous
Replies:>>315409
>>315281
Can't bring myself to.
No.315301
Anonymous
Replies:>>315409
>>315281
Work
Vidya gaems
Tired
Just don't feel like it right now.
No.315302
Anonymous
Image:176687446550.jpg(71kB, 929x1062)176671478691.jpg
How many of you mistook Phi as Y?
No.315303
Anonymous
Replies:>>315409
Image:176687453896.png(349kB, 750x436)thegreen.png
>>315281
No.315304
Anonymous
Image:176687489511.png(199kB, 507x883)smallestman.png
>>315232
i dont think his pelvis will survive
No.315305
Anonymous
Image:176687491532.png(165kB, 454x849)1boy_1girl_anon_disassembly_drone_grey_hair_hug_human_nonweb_source_original_character_serial_designation_x_3328.png
>Be Anon
>Return home
>SD-X broke out of the insane asylum again
>"Agartha is Calling super mix" is playing on full blast in your house
>X notices you returned home and enthusiastically grabs you by the hand and leads you to a stack of papers and maps
>After a while of listening to her you understand she wants you two to go on an "expedition past the ice wall"
>You don't have the heart to tell her you're not even on earth
>You decide to go hiking in a nearby forest with her instead
>X has a lot of fun on the trip
>She oohs and ahhs at the various flowers and plants
>She calls them weird pseudo latin names
>She hides behind you when you pass a park ranger
>After he disappears in the tree line you ask her what’s wrong
“He was an agent of the NWO! He would have tried to take me to the white void again if you weren’t here!”
>X hugs you and begins sobbing
>You stand in the middle of the forest for a while hugging X
>Eventually she calms down and you resume your hike
>You return home late
>You lie in bed with X
>She’s watching weird esoteric/conspiratorial videos on your phone
>She’s cuddled up to you and angling the phone in such a way that you can see the screen
>You don’t pay attention to what she’s watching
>You caress her hair and hold her close
>Eventually she falls asleep
>You take your phone from her hands
>You dial in the number to the asylum but stop yourself before calling
>You missed her
>You missed her a lot
>And it’s not like locking her in a padded cell brought any benefit
>Screw it
>You're not throwing her in the looney bin again
>You put your phone away and kiss X on the screen
>X smiles and mumbles something about “her Hyperborean prince”
>Everything is going to be alright
>You just need to make sure the cat accident doesn’t repeat
>And maybe get her some nice headphones so that the neighbours don’t file a noise complaint
No.315306
Anonymous
Image:176687499252.png(112kB, 465x603)Ylikesit.png
>>315302
Not me. I would never mistake my wife and her friend! Now excuse me I have to fill a dogbowl with my own blood
No.315307
Anonymous
>>315302
The face reflects other emotions, I immediately realized that it was Phi.
No.315308
Anonymous
Replies:>>315311
>>315304
He has to try, unlike him, our pelvis is made of bone, so if he can't handle each of them, we're dead.
No.315309
Anonymous
Replies:>>315310
>>315304
Boy Masqy plap plap
No.315310
Anonymous
>>315309
Fucker! It's just Masqy in different hair/clothes!
No.315311
Anonymous
Replies:>>315316
Image:176687553059.png(28kB, 450x420)smugler.png
>>315308
if he can't... HANDLE each of them?
No.315312
Anonymous
I miss Tessa.
No.315313
Anonymous
>>315312
She turned into a costume, yes, it’s unpleasant.
No.315314
Anonymous
Replies:>>315318
Image:176687569818.png(4.26MB, 2420x1660)cyn_highres_hope_long_hair_maid_maid_headdress_modelanon_murder_drones_original_character_short_hair_7971.png
>>315312
[Comforting] Worry not, beloved niece, Tessa and your parents will surely return soon, and then we can go on a picnic
No.315315
Anonymous
>>315296
>so if you have a green that doesn't have a lot of replies you don't know if it's : just ok, bad or if people are glossing over it for whatever reason. And it can eat away at someone overtime
Yeah. I've definitely been there before. Multiple times.
No.315316
Anonymous
Replies:>>315320
>>315311
Did I express myself unclearly?
No.315317
Anonymous
Image:176687589714.jpg(43kB, 557x1280)Zombie Tessa.jpg
>>315312
Learn necromancy.
No.315318
Anonymous
No.315319
Anonymous
No.315320
Anonymous
Replies:>>315321
Image:176687600073.png(15kB, 188x154)retard.png
>>315316
No.315321
Anonymous
Replies:>>315326
>>315320
Aw come on, it was a good joke, you should be able to handle shiteposting better
No.315322
Anonymous
>>315304
Marquis…
No.315323
Anonymous
>>315276
the Jog
No.315324
Anonymous
>>315304
> still doing the tippy toes
girly little drone boy
little baby manyoutube thumb
No.315326
Anonymous
Image:176687650299.jpg(9kB, 226x223)iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg
>>315321
No.315327
Anonymous
Image:176687820877.png(8.36MB, 2388x1668)Hyperdronea.png
Man, 5 minutes in /40kg/ was enough to make me very grateful for this place
No.315328
Anonymous
>>315327
>Black Magick SS
Based......
No.315329
Anonymous
Replies:>>315409
>>315281
Out of ideas.
No.315330
Anonymous
Replies:>>315409
>>315281
because unless it’s intentionally shocking, the only replies will be from the guy who goes “kek” at every post and the screencapper guy. that’s it.
No.315331
Anonymous
Image:176688013567.jpg(98kB, 1500x1500)173785332270.jpg
>N is the only person you've even seen get excited about socks for Christmas
>he wants to show you his new pair
>he lifts his coat slightly with a smile
>festive red and green socks with assorted dog faces are stretched over his disassembly drone boots
>they were clearly designed for human feet, the socks barely holding when stretched around N's boots
>the stretched dog faces look contorted in strange expressions, but N loves his new socks all the same
No.315332
Anonymous
>>315312
Just watch that cassette tape with her student film on it, and she'll drop by seven days later.
I feel like I shouldn't of watched this... #murderdronesyoutube thumb
No.315333
Anonymous
No.315334
Anonymous
Keeter!
No.315335
Anonymous
No.315336
Anonymous
>>315331
the dummy
No.315337
Anonymous
>>315331
Kissing N!!!!
No.315338
Anonymous
>>315304
I want to smooch him
No.315339
Anonymous
>>315305
aww yis, schizo wife cuddlin tiem
good green
No.315340
Anonymous
Replies:>>315343
>>315327
that bad?
No.315341
Anonymous
>>315312
well I've got good news and bad news.
good news is, we were able to retrieve Tessa's soul from the depths of Uzi's flat ass.
bad news is, the only compatible body available was a Heavy Conflagrator-Class cavalry drone
No.315342
Anonymous
>>315341
welcome back GianTessa
No.315343
Anonymous
>>315340
NTA but
>decalfag
>noldorfag
>grognardery in general
>GW being penny pinchers in general
>Game sucking ass from [INSERT EDITION HERE] arguments.
>Very little discussion about the actual tabletop because everything has gone to shit.
It's basically a fat retard containment zone at this point.
No.315344
Anonymous
Image:176688480606.png(345kB, 1726x854)penis flat.png
>>315289
No.315345
Anonymous
Replies:>>315346
>>315344
fucking kek
(i don't like that shivering stinger)
No.315346
Anonymous
>>315344
>>315345
The only things getting flattened are Uzi's robo-ovaries.
No.315347
Anonymous
>>315344
>Uzi pulls out the rolling pin and starts flattening N's penis like it's a soft sourdough
No.315348
Anonymous
No.315349
Anonymous
Replies:>>315409
>>315281
I haven't got any good ideas, for a long while now
No.315350
Anonymous
at what size do I need to register my wife as a vehicle?
No.315351
Anonymous
Replies:>>315385
>>315350
>ywn slap a 'wide load' sticker on your massive drone wife's behind
No.315352
Anonymous
Replies:>>315353
thinking about KEETS...
No.315353
Anonymous
>>315352
Keeterflakes.
No.315354
Anonymous
Image:176689705882.png(143kB, 856x767)174480947549.png
Hellooooooo?
No.315356
Anonymous
>>315354
>Akita approaches the old abandoned copper mine out in the abandoned industrial district.
>And right in front of the tunnel entrance...
>"Anybody hoooooome?", she yells.

>"Nooooooo.", comes a reply in the sound of her voice.
No.315357
Anonymous
Image:176689814681.png(260kB, 868x719)d7dfff601a47d6ed3828d63a1554e64c.png
>>315354
No.315358
Anonymous
>>315354
>You got games on your drone?
No.315359
Anonymous
I got an N plush for Krima
No.315360
Anonymous
Replies:>>315365
>>315354
Keeters creepers, where'd you get them peepers?
No.315361
Anonymous
Image:176689876459.png(616kB, 1890x1794)176254681101.png
>Uzi, moments before being violently shaken around like a squeak toy
No.315362
Anonymous
Replies:>>315366
>>315235
I figure that if this drone becomes suddenly self aware of its existence as nothing more than a corporations new fast food toy to show off for its consumers then it would definitely be just as if not significantly more depressed than Cici.
No.315363
Anonymous
>>315278
>t.emily
No.315364
Anonymous
Replies:>>315409
>>315281
Because procrastination and it's consequences have been a disaster for mankind (and myself specifically)
No.315365
Anonymous
>>315360
Big eyes
No.315366
Anonymous
Replies:>>315375
>>315362
is it worse to be born an abnormality with no hope of a normal life, or to be born normal only to have your body corrupted and that hope stripped from you?
No.315367
Anonymous
>>315354
>*blinks all my eyes slowly one after another
No.315368
Anonymous
Keeter and the Keetlings!
No.315369
Anonymous
Replies:>>315386
Image:176690002871.png(1.01MB, 1105x688)6e70e0dbb4f141ee3cf07f04c990d3f2.png
No.315370
Anonymous
Replies:>>315374
Image:176690298200.jpg(309kB, 1698x2000)IMG_1050.jpeg
Abby but she's built like this
No.315371
Anonymous
Replies:>>315372
StegoKeeter
BrontoKeeter
AnklyoKeeter
SpinoKeeter
TyranoKeeter Rex
GiganotoKeeter
No.315372
Anonymous
>>315371
akita stop brainstorming names for your kaiju form, we're still recovering from last time.
No.315373
Anonymous
Keetaur.
No.315374
Anonymous
No.315375
Anonymous
>>315366
The former
No.315376
Anonymous
Do you think Alice considers herself Beau's mom? I mean, he's a homunculus she made, so he'd naturally consider her his mom, but do you think the feelings are mutual?
No.315377
Anonymous
Keeter Feeter.
Feetering.
The Keeter
No.315378
Anonymous
>>315377
Keeter Feeter 2: The Reeter of Asemeneeter
No.315379
Anonymous
Image:176691183758.png(523kB, 1080x1485)7637763.png
No.315380
Anonymous
>>315379
>im da Jobba baby!
No.315381
Anonymous
No.315382
Anonymous
>>315341
Just what I needed.
No.315383
Anonymous
>>315344
Holy kek.
No.315384
Anonymous
>>315350
The size of the house is the minimum requirement.
No.315385
Anonymous
No.315386
Anonymous
>>315369
Holy cute.
No.315387
Anonymous
>>315376
Most likely, even if she created him from scrap materials or even just raised him, and did not give birth to him, she would still remain a maternal figure for him.
No.315388
Anonymous
No.315389
Anonymous
Image:176691430171.png(663kB, 768x577)f11b60475777f0b35ac66dbad59e48c8.png
Quick Anon! Hyperdronea will merge with our plane of existence in 30 minutes! How will you claim your drone waifu once that happens?
No.315390
Anonymous
Replies:>>315391
>>315389
Uh, I don't think that after the spheres are coupled I'll be worried about the robot, rather, I'll be worried about where to get some ammo and clean water.
No.315391
Anonymous
Replies:>>315392
>>315390
>He is not a child of Yakub
Grim
No.315392
Anonymous
>>315391
I am a child of Perun, I don't give a shit.
No.315393
Anonymous
>>315389
Cook large amounts of meat. The smell should do it.
No.315394
Anonymous
Replies:>>315395
>>315341
>Heavy Conflagrator-Class cavalry drone
Is that some kind of Sentinel Drone?
No.315395
Anonymous
>>315394
Yeah, a really BIG sentinel drone.
No.315396
Anonymous
Ivory.
No.315397
Anonymous
Replies:>>315402
how strongly grape flavored is the keet
No.315398
Anonymous
goodnight everydroney
No.315399
Anonymous
Replies:>>315401
>>315396
My big wife.
No.315401
Anonymous
Image:176692822807.jpg(22kB, 374x498)da18edcd7337bae84a59310441811751.jpg
>>315396
>>315399
No.315402
Anonymous
>>315397
if you were to wring her out like a wet towel after having her work up a sweat it'd produce an entire 2 liter of grape fanta
No.315403
Anonymous
>>315305
Holy cute.
No.315404
Anonymous
Replies:>>315405
>>315354
Why she looks at me like that
No.315405
Anonymous
>>315404
You are making dinner tonight, and she asked for dino nuggies
No.315406
Anonymous
>>315377
What does that mean
No.315407
Black Hand ## Developer
I'm considering adding an FAQ page to the site.
Does anyone here have any relevant questions?
No.315408
Anonymous
Replies:>>315410
>>315407
what are the site rules/what qualifies as a Rules Violation?
maybe I'm just completely blind but as far as I can tell there's no obvious rules page, and I'd like to have something to reference when we get threadshitters
No.315409
Anonymous
Image:176693794521.png(684kB, 1207x1337)173607052326.png
>>315281 (me)
>>315282
>>315283
>>315287
>>315291
>>315293
>>315294
>>315299
>>315300
>>315301
>>315303
>>315329
>>315330
>>315349
>>315364
So, my greenassed comrades, after doing a little research I discovered several reasons why anons have been writing greens so rarely lately(except for one anon *kiss his forehead*).

The most common reason is lack of motivation and procrastination. Well, I understand: I also only write when motivation grabs me by the balls and tugs at them until I write some horny crap. BUT! I want to console both our writing friends and other anons that this phenomenon is nothing new for us. Back at the end of last year and many times throughout this year, there were stagnation, and each time it stopped, leading to a new torrent of excellent crap. So, comrades, we just have to wait for the season to change.

The second reason, much less common but still just as important, is that anons don't get approval. More precisely, they don't get the approval they want for their work. Well, I'll be brief: write only for yourself. Yes, I realize this is bullshit and not advice, but I'm serious. A lot of my work doesn't get approved either: my last green only got one "kek" and that was it. Yes, I also understand that you want feedback on your work, but you have to accept that anons here are only looking to enjoy the things they like, and they won't like any green just because someone wrote something about his favorite character or setting. If this really bothers you that much, start improving your writing skills, read books on the subject, analyze recognized works, watch videos about it on YouTube. Yeah, we, people without talent, can only work hard, because God thought it would be a fucking funny joke.

Everything else is so rarely that the only thing that can be singled out is the actual lack of time, when in the rare moment when you want to write, you have to distract yourself with IRL things. The same can be said about procrastination: just wait. Most problems go away(or you simply get used to them), so just wait and worry less, because worrying brings nothing but stress.

That's pretty much it. If anyone wants to add anything, I'm happy to discuss it, but I'm guessing anons are happily spending time with their families and preparing for the holidays and wouldn't want to waste time on doomposting. Anyway, don't despair, sooner or later we'll get drone wives, at least so megacorporations and governments can control our lives.
No.315410
Anonymous
>>315407
I support this anon: >>315408. I would like to know more, because I just remember the rule of not being stupid.
No.315412
Anonymous
No.315413
Anonymous
Post your favorite drone bottom plate art.
No.315414
Anonymous
Image:176694048469.png(241kB, 768x856)ba1818beb3e4bac114dfb14d8ccd12ff.png
>>315413
No.315415
Anonymous
Replies:>>315421
>>315409
>*kiss his forehead*
Is for me? Though I must admit I'm enjoying my break even if I'm kinda breaking it, I have finally painted my dunecrawler that was siting in my backlog for a year
No.315416
Anonymous
Replies:>>315420
Image:176694088251.jpg(302kB, 1662x1640)fe19503eabed05b19b70e9a0f520b7e9.jpg
>>315413
No.315417
Anonymous
Replies:>>315420
Image:176694097534.png(1.45MB, 3000x3000)176369582459.png
>>315413
No.315418
Anonymous
Cyn diddles louisa in her sleep
No.315419
Anonymous
Image:176694158644.jpg(449kB, 1039x1548)new_hoodie_request.jpg
>>315413
No.315420
Anonymous
>>315416
That center piece makes me want to dry hump.
>>315417
uoh
No.315421
Anonymous
>>315415
Rest is good, as I've already written, periods of stagnation are interrupted by periods of a rapid flow of new content from contentfags. Glad you closed one of your gestalts, anon.
No.315422
Anonymous
If you think about it, if you use the power of solver, how big a drone can you make?
No.315423
Anonymous who doesn't accept the MV as canon
>>315422
what, by merging it with a bunch of solver flesh and dead drones? or by overfeeding it in matter collection mode?
No.315424
Anonymous
>>315422
I dunno, maybe as big as a house.
You could make them as big as as a large building, but then it would have to be a Cyriak abomination composed of a million regular sized drones.
No.315425
Anonymous
Replies:>>315427
>>315422
Not enough: >>271738
No.315426
Anonymous
>>315423
Lol, I completely forgot about the music video.
No.315427
Anonymous
>>315425
Absolutely not enough.
No.315428
Anonymous
No.315429
Anonymous
Why is Pidge the way she is?
No.315430
Anonymous
>>315429
because her creator is a weirdo, anyways remind me to draw when i get home
No.315431
Anonymous
>>315281
Nobody on the booru cares about them.
No.315432
Anonymous
Image:176694402676.png(399kB, 789x818)selfie with the pidge girl.png
>>315429
Industrial society.
>>315419
I hadn't seen that one.
Noice...
No.315433
Anonymous
>>315376
A mother figure is still a mother so yeah
No.315434
Anonymous
Image:176694507260.png(516kB, 1822x1458)6ada90008b891deceef4b7be4715a2ca.png
>>315413
Does this count?
No.315435
Anonymous
Replies:>>315437
>>315434
beeg droen, or that Anon is a Nonny.
No.315436
Anonymous
>>315413
I wish I still had that hand drawn art of dolls bottom plate
No.315437
Anonymous
>>315435
Drones in real life are just that big actually, they would kinda resemble bobbleheads if they were real kek
No.315438
Anonymous
Replies:>>315443
>>315419
>Plaster on the bottomplate
>Bleached bottomplate
Slutberry
No.315439
Anonymous
guys whatever you do, do not buy a MAID Drone from Canada. sure it seems like a cheaper alternative to importing a Maid Drone from Japan, but you won't be getting a cute, doting, well-mannered drone in a frilly uniform– not even close.
No.315440
Anonymous
>>315437
worker drones are around 5 feet tall on average and thats pretty weird. imagine how big their heads are in reality, tessa having inhuman proportions does wonders to stop you from thinking about it
No.315441
Anonymous
>>315439
>MAID drone gets distressed when you refuse to put on your nitrogen mask
No.315442
Anonymous
Replies:>>315444
>>315440
they're stretchy mouths too, so the average WD could probably fit your entire head in its mouth
No.315443
Anonymous
Image:176694611350.png(1.12MB, 1624x1632)283ea3a5e4299f53c3f3ff6fb0adfa89.png
>>315438
now all it needs is an two parenthesis on the sides of the bandaid and an asterisk behind it, drawn on with marker.
picrel.
No.315444
Anonymous
Replies:>>315445
Image:176694616850.png(716kB, 1548x700)Huh.PNG
>>315439
>>315442
I don't get the joke, can i get a qrd? If it's something irl then my google algorithm is too drone infested
No.315445
Anonymous
Replies:>>315446
>>315444
It's a Canadian acronym for Medical Aid In Dying.
No.315446
Anonymous
>>315445
>Assisted suicide
Oh, holy shit, do canacucks really?
No.315447
Anonymous
Replies:>>315448
Image:176694658712.png(24kB, 331x284)Strawberry juice.png
>>315443
Oh no... Anyway.
No.315448
Anonymous
Replies:>>315455
>>315447
Can I have some of that?
t. definitely not pidge
No.315449
Anonymous
Replies:>>315450
>>315446
Pretty soon it'll be mandatory suicide.
No.315450
Anonymous
Image:176694677722.png(59kB, 841x805)172457555987.png
>>315449
And I thought my eurocommie block is bad
No.315451
Anonymous
>>315439
I wanted a maid who would be close to my spirit, so I bought a Russian drone maid.

Everything is great, she works perfectly, silently, makes good tea, and I watch pirated movies on RuTube on her screen. True, sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and she's standing over my bed, staring right at me, but hey, I'm not complaining.
No.315452
Anonymous
>>315450
Looking at current trends, I wouldn't be so sure.
No.315453
Anonymous
Replies:>>315454
>>315446
>>315450
Have we really got to the point where the Chinese look like the sane ones?, The credit score system is still being implemented, btw.
No.315454
Anonymous
Replies:>>315459
>>315453
>The credit score system is still being implemented, btw.
What?
No.315455
Anonymous
Image:176694734951.png(1.53MB, 1818x2200)Spoiler image
>>315448
Sure, why not...? beware of any worms or infection from parasites
No.315456
Anonymous
>>315443
you have audacity
No.315457
Anonymous
>>315436
Do you remember anything ab9ut that art? Like, the artist?
No.315458
Anonymous
No.315459
Anonymous
Replies:>>315462
>>315454
Sorry, I didn't get that right, I was talking about the social credit system, which is basically a "trustworthiness" score that measures all good or bad practices a citizen has, granting him with rewards and perks for good behavior and punishments and soft penalties for troublesome behavior.
tl;dr Big Pooh is watching (you) talk shit of the government and buy alcohol, your execution is scheduled for monday in the evening.
No.315460
Anonymous
Replies:>>315461
>>315458
This is a very common problem. Drones are using their physical power to rape men, and we must stop it.
No.315461
Anonymous
Image:176694765464.png(870kB, 2000x1803)yoyrny.png
>>315460
She can't rape me if I consent!
No.315462
Anonymous
>>315459
Damn, can we move it to the morning? I don't want to go to work.
No.315463
Anonymous
Replies:>>315464
Image:176694770693.jpg(133kB, 1300x1000)a476bbd79482c0b07aa5437784665be9.jpeg
>Canadian drone purposely tries to kill you
>American drone accidentally kills you via smothering during sex
Many such cases.
No.315464
Anonymous
Replies:>>315466
>>315463
This is the World Economic Forum's plan to replace humanity with drones. We must stop the Jews before it's too late!
No.315465
Anonymous
Replies:>>315628
Image:176694787130.png(1.34MB, 1255x782)1713375273916.png
>>315436
This one?
No.315466
Anonymous
Replies:>>315468
>>315458
It's not rape if they cum.
>>315464
Drone too wise, they want to replace humanity with Indians.
No.315468
Anonymous
Image:176694832996.jpg(167kB, 1034x709)Screenshot_20251228_195742_ibisPaint X.jpg
>>315466
Doll agrees.
No.315470
Anonymous
Replies:>>315471
>Japanese drone takes you on walks through the suicide forest and writes depressing haikus she makes you read
>a liveleak logo appears in your Chinese drone's display as she holds your hand and takes you towards an escalator
>the Indian drone insists on driving you everywhere
>the German drone works 24/7 and you never see her
>the drone from the Netherlands refuses to date you or anyone shorter than her
>Swedish drone invites a squad of disassemblers into your home, believing they are refugees
>Mexican drone and you are bombed while out fishing
>Balkan drone shoots an aristocrat and starts another world war
>Spanish drone spends all her time in the battery charger
>you are placed under sanctions and your bank account frozen after buying Cuban drone
>Russian drone gets you sent to the gulag
>British drone gets you arrested for anti-social activity for saying bad things about beans on toast
>Italian drone is involved with the mob and you get knocked off to send a message
>North Korean drone is a straw-stuffed mockup made only to look like a drone for the leader's military parades, she is statistically the least likely to destroy your life and is thus the best drone
No.315471
Anonymous
>>315470
Another victory for the best Korea!
No.315472
Anonymous
Replies:>>315473
Image:176694942817.jpg(317kB, 1079x1080)20251228201612.jpg
https://x.com/i/status/2005078108408590612
No.315473
Anonymous
>>315472
At first I thought this was art from Amyanon.
No.315474
Anonymous
Image:176695017976.png(1.37MB, 2753x2895)Illustration13 1.png
Major and Lieutenant
No.315475
Anonymous
>>315474
>Opens door to the bedroom
>"I... uhhhhh... I'll come back later...."
Very nice! God I wish that were me
No.315476
Anonymous
>>315474
The weak must fear the strong.
No.315477
Anonymous
Image:176695062126.jpg(205kB, 1231x2048)IMG_4230.jpeg
POV: you’re Jane and Bonnie has a gift for you
No.315478
Anonymous
Replies:>>315486
>>315477
anything to post unrelated softcore brah
No.315479
Anonymous
>>315477
That's what all Bonnie really was.
No.315480
Anonymous
>>315474
Holy shit that's hot.
No.315481
Anonymous
>>315437
>>315440
Worker drone heights we see range from 4'2" (Uzi, Emily, possibly Cyn idk if there's any Glitch Inn stuff comparing Uzi and maid Cyn) to 5'2" (Dillan Hall, according to her missing person poster). The tallest worker drones we see are all 5'0", but most of them are 4'something". Alice's model is between Uzi's 4'2" and DD N's 5'4", so let's make it even and say she's 4'9".
No.315482
Anonymous
Replies:>>315500
>>315481
right i forgot that it was only one worker drone in those missing posters that was an absolute giant at 5 foot 2. khan should be around that height too, man is massive
No.315483
Anonymous
>>315477
Oh boy, I hope there's pipe bombs in there!
No.315484
Anonymous
>>315481
God I need a worker drone gf who's taller than me. Doesn't matter if she's an inch taller or a kilometer, I want to look up into her friend shaped eyes and see her smile. I want to feel her noodly arms wrap around me. I want to crawl between her worker legs and feel them quiver as I give her adapter a tongue thrashing she'll never forget.
No.315486
Anonymous
Replies:>>315492
>>315478
>/md/: Mostly (no) Drones
No.315487
Anonymous
Replies:>>315494
>>315484
Eh, they're not as cute when they're so big, I suggest you get a sentinel drone instead, same difference.
No.315488
Anonymous
Image:176695219239.png(170kB, 671x758)Screenshot 2025-12-28 135932.png
female enforcers
No.315489
Anonymous
No.315490
Anonymous
>>315488
Does she need help handling those puppies?
No.315491
Anonymous
Image:176695245015.png(10kB, 540x720)wowmenow.png
>>315488
interesting...
No.315492
Anonymous
Replies:>>315504
Image:176695258358.jpg(192kB, 897x460)173698281065.jpg
>>315486
No.315493
Anonymous
Image:176695259840.jpg(298kB, 1125x1303)ktq9c8luc83c1.jpeg
>>315488
the magumbos are an extra
No.315494
Anonymous
Image:176695275781.jpg(194kB, 1080x1060)173559890497.jpg
>>315484
>>315487
Damn, I totally agree. I'd love a sentinel drone wife so much, so I could feel her strength in her height when she looks up at me, and in her arms when she presses my head to her warm, silicone belly. Our kids would be huge, because I'm so damn tall myself.
No.315495
Anonymous
>>315494
>...in her height when she looks DOWN at me...
Once again my ESL nature showed itself.
No.315496
BIGJONES
>>315494
YOU WANNA KNOW WHO'S STRONGER? YOU WANNA KNOW WHO RUNS HOTTER? YOU WANNA KNOW WHO'S... 1 INCH SHORTER, BUT 10 FEET TALLER IN SPIRIT?
No.315497
Anonymous
Image:176695306483.jpg(54kB, 639x761)d6208f6587be2525a73a36a02abf5678.jpg
>>315496
Dwarf.
No.315498
Anonymous
>>315477
Why do rats get the best?
No.315499
Anonymous
Replies:>>315519
Image:176695324493.jpg(60kB, 960x480)PWH-GOW-Hercules.jpg
>>315497
No.315500
Anonymous
Replies:>>315501
>>315482
Pretty sure Khan is one of the 5'nothing" ones.
No.315501
Anonymous
Replies:>>315502
>>315500
i remember khan being the same height as V in a bts shot, should V be around 5 foot 2?
No.315502
Anonymous
>>315501
Pretty sure female DDs are 4'10".
No.315503
Anonymous
>>315496
Don't worry Jug, you're giant where it matters, in body size, weight more specifically
No.315504
Anonymous
Image:176695537749.png(63kB, 603x692)eefoc.png
>>315492
wife
No.315505
Anonymous
Drawfags, how do you get your motivation to draw?
No.315506
Anonymous
Image:176695578651.png(1.18MB, 2466x3000)Illustration12.png
>>315505
Brain gets mad when i dont, so i draw
No.315507
Anonymous
Image:176695591974.png(48kB, 1328x726)ugjh.png
>>315505
whipped
No.315508
Anonymous
Replies:>>315521
>>315507
Bunny doesn't whip you all enough.
No.315509
Anonymous
Image:176695610309.jpg(143kB, 945x781)1766452952569102.jpg
>>315507
I was today years old when I realized this is(was?, I don't use X so idk) an X trend like the ''oh these?'' fanarts.
No.315510
Anonymous
Image:176695657382.jpg(220kB, 775x1039)Autistic parasite.jpg
>>315505
Art is like a drug and I'm an addict.
No.315511
Anonymous
Replies:>>315516
>>315506
Sounds healthy I sometimes have the same with painting 40 models/ writing greens
No.315512
Anonymous
>>315488
god DAMN
No.315513
Anonymous
Replies:>>315515
>>315506
There's not much interaction with humans in the game, right? After reading a bit about the game, I thought the only interaction between aliens and humans was in the scene where the lead signal researcher was walking through the human city, and most of the game takes place in the ruined embassy. Is that correct?
No.315514
Anonymous
>>315505
I don't
No.315515
Anonymous
Image:176695715488.png(159kB, 477x789)Sele.png
>>315513
there's quite a few interactions, some are just more well hidden then others, good hunting.
>>315505
kinda the same as >>315506 ,I like feeling productive and drawing things feels productive.
No.315516
Anonymous
Replies:>>315524
Image:176695728502.gif(1.15MB, 554x396)I have many regrets.gif
>>315511
>spoiler
Wish I had that.
No.315517
Anonymous
Image:176695772451.gif(333kB, 220x220)172462354550.gif
>>315474
No.315518
Anonymous
>>315488
handler that's cheating and you know it
No.315519
Anonymous
No.315520
Anonymous
Replies:>>315631
Image:176695789663.jpg(423kB, 2346x2864)Gz2zwxDW8AA7G3v.jpg
>>315488
Called it >>315230
No.315521
Anonymous
>>315508
but bunny also draws
who whips the whipper?
No.315522
Anonymous
Replies:>>315527
>Get a J figure for krima from fren
>Drop and break it cuz I'm an idiot
I'm gluing it back together but I hope
No.315523
Anonymous
>>315488
MASSIVE
FUCKING
TITTIES
No.315524
Anonymous
>>315516
>Wish I had that
It can absolutley feel horible, worrying about productivity too much burns you out very quickly, for example I painted 100+ space marines in a week this year, I also forced myself to write 10K words per weekend once, in both cases by the time I was finishing up I was just happy it was over, and that's not what you should think about your hobbies
No.315525
Anonymous
No.315526
Anonymous
Image:176695806686.png(20kB, 864x589)173241551546.png
>>315521
No.315527
Anonymous
Replies:>>315533
No.315528
Anonymous
>>315524
nta but I'd take that over being constantly tired, devoid of creativity or inspiration, and almost entirely lacking motivation to do the things I like
No.315529
Anonymous
Image:176695816955.png(146kB, 482x446)GUH.png
>>315521
Self flagellation.
Bunny's kinda kinky, desu.
No.315530
Anonymous
>>315528
>tired, devoid of creativity or inspiration, and almost entirely lacking motivation
I was tired and lacking motivation while slapping on red,gray and gold on those marines I was making shit up as I went due to not looking for any inspiration And now I have space marines in german black (grey) with red shoulderpads and I used Black templars transfers on them because I had them lying around (black and white Iron Cross)
No.315531
Anonymous
Replies:>>315535
Image:176695838881.png(550kB, 1342x1342)173181480553.png
>>315524
>>315528
The two extremes. I firmly sit in the latter camp.
God I hate being me.

Anyway
DRONES
No.315532
Anonymous
Image:176695864925.jpg(276kB, 676x1061)Winter_Zombie_Tessa_Request.jpg
No.315533
Anonymous
>>315527
Angwy at self
No.315534
Anonymous
No.315535
Anonymous
>>315531
AHHHHH
No.315536
Anonymous
Image:176695921419.png(371kB, 1000x851)перекур.png
Had a really silly idea after some songs came up on my playlist, namely Doll put in the Soviet-Afghan war and hunting down DDs in the mountains. Image theme: Afghan music house partyyoutube thumb
No.315537
Anonymous
>>315536
That's a fat fuckin' Doll.
No.315538
Anonymous
>>315537
It's ballistic padding! She has massive bullet chatchers under that uniform
No.315539
Anonymous
>>315536
Holy kek, awesome Doll.

Translate:
>"Somewhere in western Afghanistan. 1980"
No.315540
Anonymous
>>315538
Bitch needs to lose some weight.
No.315541
Anonymous
>>315538
I see she works as a sniper. Who are her combat comrades?
No.315542
Anonymous
No.315543
Anonymous
do you think they had something like BattleBots but with modified drones?
No.315544
Anonymous
No.315545
Anonymous
Replies:>>315546
>>315542
fatty fatty no parents
No.315546
Anonymous
>>315545
Lizzy, shut up.
No.315547
Anonymous
>>315543
Yes
In an inflatable pool full of oil, in bikinis
No.315548
Anonymous
Image:176696005120.png(101kB, 697x513)Spoiler image
>>315505
Its easy, If i don't draw. There won't be money/food on the table
No.315549
Anonymous
Replies:>>315553
>>315547
hot but that doesn't involve nearly enough buzzsaws or hammers
No.315550
Anonymous
Replies:>>315558
>>315548
Ah, the developing country(wo)men conundrum.
Beats carrying +100 pound tubes and equipment or picking tomatoes on Yankeeland.
Go forth, Nugget-chan.
How's that kekold comic commission going, by the way?
No.315551
Anonymous
Replies:>>315555
Image:176696039092.jpg(75kB, 537x534)1471793394108.jpg
>>315543
>sitting in the stands at the drone fighting ring
>DD wife brought you there on a date
>drone with razor blades on its fingers starts spinning really fast while going around the arena
>gets smashed by a drone with a giant, novelty hammer on its head
>razor drone falls backwards into an environmental hazard and starts cooking as flames surround it
>the crowd cheers
>wife wonders out loud if they'll let her eat the well-done loser
>mfw
No.315552
Anonymous
>>315548
>Spoiler
Brilliant! How come I didn't think of this myself?!
No.315553
Anonymous
>>315549
Doesn’t it?
No.315554
Anonymous
>>315547
Uhhhh.... any drawfriends willing to visualize this? preferably with Y and E
No.315555
Anonymous
>>315551
Combat arenas in high DD population zones have floor grates so the the seating doesn’t flood with drool
No.315556
Anonymous
Replies:>>315560
I tried to devote my drone gf to Vashtorr but she grew horns and keeps talking about a Hashut
She's also gotten more dominant in bed after this, how badly did I fuck up?
No.315557
Anonymous
Image:176696076276.jpg(2.17MB, 2000x2500)HollyHybrid01.jpg
>>315505
Mostly at random, as is the case with my writing motivation too. I have never learned how to "fall into" the mental state needed to draw or practice drawing in a focused way, despite having an academic knowledge of how to do so.
What I consider my best works have all been done spontaneously in an almost fevered state.
No.315558
Anonymous
Replies:>>315632
>>315550
tis' been done already for a while, I think I've shared it here last thread... or maybe not. Terrible memory I was cursed with.
Rn just gonna work on some drawings for DDD and a comm about a female drone pregnant with 4 wretched spawn

>Nugget-chan
charming, but hilarious word to be named as.
No.315559
Anonymous
Replies:>>315562
>>315537
>>315542
I swear my wife is not fat, it's just the 6B3's fault!
No.315560
Anonymous
>>315556
Is she a grunt drone?
No.315561
Anonymous
Replies:>>315578
Image:176696119701.png(1.58MB, 1674x2372)IMG_8288.png
>>315505
I place myself into a meditative state and allow the divine to guide my hands, I can actually see the finished drawing before I even start, I unearth it like Michelangelo digging the statue out of the marble :)
No.315562
Anonymous
Image:176696145933.png(482kB, 1080x1080)56e0ca5ab03c3fd575edf75d5cc06df5.png
>>315559
ur wife got so much oil there's war in the middle east over it.
No.315563
Anonymous
Image:176696216136.gif(6.72MB, 640x358)Spoiler image
Drones who do this
No.315564
Anonymous
>>315563
definitely overseer
No.315565
Anonymous
Replies:>>315566
No.315566
Anonymous
>>315564
Jobber.
>>315565
Cutie who'd definitely win.
No.315567
Anonymous
Image:176696444821.png(3.18MB, 2000x2000)176219309433.png
>Y's officer coat straining against the weight of her pregnant belly and her milk-making mammaries
Vgh, imagine...
No.315568
Anonymous
>>315567
>Pops her tits and belly with a pin.
No.315569
Anonymous
Image:176696478975.png(847kB, 2225x2432)Yeggers.png
>>315567
No, she will wear a stereotypical mom sweater adorned with military pins until the baby is done
No.315570
Anonymous
Image:176696580868.png(356kB, 988x1452)ThetaC.png
Honestly I sometimes wonder what Yanon thinks about the rampant horny posting about his OC Posting one of the two that get neglected
No.315571
Anonymous
>>315570
Probably just as planned
No.315572
Anonymous
>>315570
considering he draws lewds about them himself, would be hypocritical to disapprove
No.315573
Anonymous
Image:176697168103.png(25kB, 200x200)screanms.PNG
>>315529
not true don’t spread misinformation!!
No.315574
Anonymous
What is the perfect size for a drone, for you, anon
No.315575
Anonymous
>>315573
WHY ARE YOU BLUSHING
No.315576
Anonymous
>>315574
Head at crotch height. Not because of the obvious implications, but because I can rest my chin on the top of their head while I use them as a warm body pillow.
No.315577
Anonymous
No.315578
Anonymous
>>315561
Stretched like a fox
No.315579
Anonymous
Image:176697218990.png(42kB, 1186x792)Spoiler image
Don't click
No.315580
Anonymous
Image:176697229415.png(387kB, 2222x1111)172308939356.png
>>315573
Back to the drawing mines with you, slut.
No.315581
Anonymous
Image:176697238119.png(84kB, 529x642)1710785523890884.png
>>315574
I want that huge g3 mac screenhead resting on my chest, feeling how it slowly warms up while doing so.
No.315582
Anonymous
>>315574
Honestly standing fellatio height
No.315583
Anonymous
>>315574
my height +2 feet
and that's for worker drones
disassembly drones are even bigger
sentinel drones are not canon lol, just roboraptors
No.315584
Anonymous
Your sentinel drone wife is placed in a temporary sentinel (raptor) body. How do you cope with this?
No.315585
Anonymous
Image:176697369373.png(132kB, 1271x575)killmepleasethisisntajokepleaseItsgettingharderandhardertogetoutofbedpleaseendmysufferingimbeggingyou.png
No.315586
Anonymous
>>315584
Sigh... a dino is fine too...
No.315587
Anonymous
>>315584
heavy petting.
and also check if she can still do her cute "rawr >:3!!!"
No.315588
Anonymous
>>315585
whack ass jane prism
No.315590
Anonymous
Replies:>>315653
GOD I need to write more
No.315591
Anonymous
Replies:>>315592
>>315584
can she communicate?
does she have the sentinel's hunger for drones?
how fat is her dino ass?
No.315592
Anonymous
>>315591
She speaks as normal thanks to a collar that translates dino to drone.
Not any more than in her normal body however she really likes to sneak up on things now.
Fat.
No.315593
Anonymous
Replies:>>315597
Image:176697436123.png(53kB, 379x356)1765676824156607.png
>>315592
>Fat
Lay the dragon.
No.315594
Anonymous
Image:176697451263.png(92kB, 555x261)376.png
>>315570
Sorry but i only draw the Officers, no grunts allowed
No.315595
Anonymous
Image:176697486070.png(152kB, 337x363)ME.png
man, I need mutant pussy so bad
No.315596
Anonymous
>>315594
What is with the bizarre officer to enlisted ratio under Y's command? Did she get the rest of the footsloggers killed?
No.315597
Anonymous
Replies:>>315601
>>315595
>firebombs u
>>315593
Do not be mean to the sentinel with the UwUspeak module just because she has a fat cyber ass.
No.315598
Anonymous
Image:176697517584.gif(240kB, 750x500)IMG_7729.gif
>>315595
but steaks hasn't made a cat mutie yet
No.315599
Anonymous
No.315600
Anonymous
>>315598
Abby is all I need
No.315601
Anonymous
Image:176697563433.jpg(147kB, 1618x1502)sentinel h (original character) drawn by hal - 91585d93a6581f0d5060be75d35e5219.jpg
>>315598
I'm up for a human/sentinel abomination if you ask me...
>>315597
I'm gonna bully the hell out of that plump dino rump until she gets stockholm'd into liking it!
No.315602
Anonymous
>>315598
Why does Cyn keep microwaving a single potato chip?
No.315603
Anonymous
Replies:>>315604
>>315601
>Ev3rywunz iz s0 meen 2 me ;_;
No.315604
Anonymous
>>315601
>>315603
I have an uncontrollable urge to dry her off with a warm towel fresh out of the dryer
No.315605
Anonymous
No.315606
Anonymous
>>315601
What is she covered in
No.315607
Anonymous
>>315601
If you block her cheek, she looks like she's smiling
No.315608
Anonymous
Image:176697730595.png(1.07MB, 1000x1300)Cyn favorite show.png
J interrupted cyns favorite show
No.315609
Anonymous
Image:176698040056.png(1.65MB, 1800x2314)Spoiler image
I continue my pathway into further decay.
But next one before I vanish for two days is gonna be the preggo drone comm. hee hee
No.315610
Anonymous
Video:176698060994.webm(1.05MB / 0:00:06 / vp8, 934x1000)1703304745276934.webm
>>315609
Ok but like where's the handholding?
No.315611
Anonymous
Replies:>>315612
>>315610
await next month or idk
No.315612
Anonymous
No.315613
Anonymous
Image:176698085397.gif(942kB, 640x640)coffee-the-iron-giant.gif
>>315609
Nice cock.
No.315614
Anonymous
No.315615
Anonymous
>>315608
>Cyn in a onesie
Cute!
No.315616
Anonymous
Image:176698183397.jpg(612kB, 1080x810)fe71f94d146be92f811c361f2e10503de87b423906f06c3a2892b9d4c5cd1227_1.jpg
>>315609
>knock on the bunker door of my neighbor's
>I lent them my nail gun a week ago and need it back
>come to think of it, what could a femcel gremlin need a nailgun for?
>nobody answers
>the unlocked door opens with an ominous creak
>the light reveals N bound and gagged, tied in spiky restrains
>Uzi kneels before him, nailgun pressed against N's ridiculously-sized cock
>*chik* the nail gun fires again
>N screams so hard I can hear it through the gag, the chains restraining him begin to fail as he thrashes for freedom
>and his cock spurts another thick spurt of precum, painting Uzi and the floor, already soaked with baby batter from the last dozen nails fired directly into N's cockmeat
>Uzi suddenly turns her head, optics squinting against the bright light, widening as she realizes she has company
>N is too lost in ecstasy to realize that you are there, screaming through his gag for another nail
No.315617
Anonymous
>>315616
oh my god, this is
WHEEEEZE
No.315618
Anonymous
Image:176698252552.png(22kB, 353x310)Dronehands.png
>>315610
youre a monster
dont you know drone handholding was the number 3 most cause of anon death right behind face sitting?
No.315619
Anonymous
Image:176698276418.png(2.39MB, 3464x3464)mfw drones.png
>>315618
I'm a monster but at least I have a drone GF.
No.315620
Anonymous
>>315618
Rookie mistake, you tried to use industrial mining equipment without tuning her first.
It's okay, you're not a bad person for tinkering with her configuration, this is fun for them(and in your case, she might want you to tinker with her, wink wink)
No.315621
Anonymous
No.315622
Anonymous
No.315623
Anonymous
>>315609
that looks kinda hot but mostly incredibly painful
No.315624
Anonymous
>>315608
wonder if her favorite is the monster that stole the form of a cute little creature
No.315625
Anonymous
No.315626
Anonymous
Image:176698458427.png(74kB, 365x416)27007834815a8628f0d8b0f16090d738.png
What's in the pot
No.315627
Anonymous
No.315628
Anonymous
>>315465
Ayy thank you! Yeah that's the one I was talking about kek
No.315629
Anonymous
Replies:>>315633
Image:176698484785.png(206kB, 2048x1423)1766239551180321.png
>>315626
What do Weanons eat again?
Cazuela
Man I feel like such a fool now that I'm realizing that Chile also make corn+potato+beef soup, other countries probably have their own version as well...
No.315630
Anonymous
>>315609
> dog dick
certified woman moment

the nails just make me think of frankenstein
just needs mad-scientist uzi in the back and some electric coils around it
No.315631
Anonymous
>>315520
I love this art style
No.315632
Anonymous
>>315558
I think you did actually share it last thread, although that's just me trying to remember as well so I might be wrong too kek
No.315633
Anonymous
>>315629
>Spoiler
Yeah every country has like their own staple soup (or is it stew?) dish that they respectively love, if that's what's you were asking in the first place of course :)
No.315634
Anonymous
>>315626
chicken n dumplins
No.315635
Anonymous
Image:176698619399.png(433kB, 1000x1300)Blondies and siblings human designs.png
Did a quick sketch doodle of blondie and her siblings in human form
No.315636
Anonymous
>>315635
Kek, very nice work
No.315637
Anonymous
Replies:>>315638
>>315635
Why did he do it, bros?
No.315638
Anonymous
>>315637
Why did he make the white drone, you mean?
No.315639
Anonymous
Replies:>>315661
some guy on the internet told me to make out with a shotgun so I fished a headless drone body out of a dumpster and mounted a turret assembly chambered in 4 gauge on its neck
No.315640
Anonymous
>>315635
I seee
No.315641
Anonymous
Image:176698848699.png(159kB, 994x1032)20250402.png
BREAKING: PRESIDENT BOOGI ANNOUNCES AIRSTRIKES ON ENNEZUELA…apparently
No.315642
Anonymous
No.315643
Anonymous
>>315641
isn't that an act of war? are we joining a war over some fent smugglers?
No.315644
Anonymous
Image:176698894842.png(155kB, 1556x1165)hot cocoa.png
abby has hot cocoa and is happy
No.315645
Anonymous
Image:176698927855.jpg(70kB, 859x811)173003103205.jpg
>>315641
We need their light, sweet crude. It's my wife's favorite flavor.
No.315646
Anonymous
Image:176698947108.png(69kB, 1215x760)we just posting bullshit at this point.png
can yall stop memeing about real world news all the time
No.315647
Anonymous
>>315646
Boobie
No.315648
Anonymous
Image:176699006026.png(45kB, 250x264)What Evil Is This.png
>>315646
You delusional maniac. There is no such thing as a Bugretta, or a fucking Oogi.
No.315649
Anonymous
>>315646
For some reason Jane’s hair is cat like
No.315650
Anonymous
>>315646
Real world shiteposting will continue until morale improves
>>315594
OR Theta and Delta get let out of the surrealistic fractal basement
No.315651
Anonymous
Image:176699020541.jpg(25kB, 510x303)8d80d2191b1ae09b2761bf56ae5773c2.jpg
>>315574
Take Ivory, add Ivory, then add Ivory again, and more Ivory, and more Ivory, and finally add Ivory, and more...

Overall, the drone is about the size of a 10 Ivory.
No.315652
Anonymous
No.315653
Anonymous
>>315590
Yes, niga, you need.
No.315654
Anonymous
No.315655
Anonymous
>>315609
Fucking kek!
No.315656
Anonymous
>>315616
Holy fucking kek. Nice horny stuff.
No.315657
Anonymous
>>315618
If just holding hands causes this much pain, then imagine the cowgirl position.
No.315658
Anonymous
>>315626
Borsch.
No.315659
Anonymous
>>315635
They look awesome.
No.315660
Anonymous
Replies:>>315664
>>315644
>Jane unhappy
>Abby comfy
god's in his heaven and all's right with the world
No.315661
Anonymous
>>315639
You're a bit of a weird guy, but I respect your honesty.
No.315662
Anonymous
>>315644
Impossible. She can't be happy. LoL, elf Jane.
No.315663
Anonymous
Replies:>>315665
Smoking an entire brisket for when my J wife comes home so she'll remember that I can be useful to her and won't leave me for someone better!
No.315664
Anonymous
>>315660
She doesn’t like that Bonnie has her be an elf every year it’s not very cool
No.315665
Anonymous
Replies:>>315678
>>315663
>someone better!
LoL, even kek.
No.315666
Anonymous
Drone butt
No.315667
Anonymous
>>315666
>drone butt
>666
AHHHHH LUCY NO, MY ONE AND ONLY FEAR IS HAVING MY FACE SAT ON BY A FLAT WORKER DRONE REAR PLATE!!!!!!
No.315668
Anonymous
>>315666
No, Satan, I will not sell Jesus.
No.315669
Anonymous
Replies:>>315672
Image:176699251661.png(813kB, 1632x954)1701428705707596.png
>>315666
Drones with fat asses you might say.
No.315670
Anonymous
https://x.com/MarDimVik/status/2005115798462038453
IRL J is looking good.
No.315671
Anonymous
Replies:>>315673
Hate.
No.315672
Anonymous
>>315669
Mitchell fucked that ass while the world was going to hell, that's the guy to look up to.
No.315673
Anonymous
Replies:>>315674
Image:176699270978.png(92kB, 473x440)c2c121e08c0db9ec63d26dd9bc09dd07.png
>>315671
To make you stop hating, I'll fuck your prostate.
No.315674
Anonymous
No.315675
Anonymous
>>315643
Over what Trump pinky promises is fent smuggling, assuming this is kicking off now.
No.315676
Anonymous
Replies:>>315677
Image:176699383679.png(8kB, 1200x1200)8970b07da5ed9bb91455bbd56f4b5b2c.png
>>315666
No.315677
Anonymous
>>315676
How many men died as they were lured out by such a sight?
No.315678
Anonymous
Replies:>>315680
>>315665
Could be someone, could be anyone. I have to keep working, I have to be perfect, I can never slip up.
No.315679
Anonymous
>>315643
No, you are going to war for that sweet sweet Venezulan oil.
No.315680
Anonymous
Replies:>>315681
>>315678
That's why you should always go for the Jobber J's, they love you for who you are don't have inflated expectations
No.315681
Anonymous
Replies:>>315682
>>315680
Too late now.
It's fine if she never notices the stress-induced seizures.
No.315682
Anonymous
Replies:>>315683
>>315681
Worry not, you can always Jobberize your wife, if you sabotage just one quarterly report she makes she'll crumble into a stressed wagie, but you should start your own business afterwards so she can be your secretary
No.315683
Anonymous
>>315682
Then we'll both be jobless jobbers.
No.315684
Anonymous
Image:176700055327.png(329kB, 1000x1000)dfde40eee73d3835e2fc6330407d3107.png
We know Pavo is a believer and a devout Christian, but what denomination is he? Is he Catholic? Protestant? Unlikely Orthodox, but perhaps?

What faith do other drones adhere to?

I would guess that the U-U, as drones from land of Taco, would be devout Catholics and would hang up portraits of the Pope (or whatever they call him now that Rome is in Cyn's stomach) at every holiday.

Avre will most likely be Anglican, and I honestly don’t know what the difference is from Catholics, except that she doesn’t need permission from the Pope for divorce.

Y will also be Catholic because she is a Teuton.

Emily has no questions. Worker drone or disassembly drone, she will acknowledge Jesus Christ as her only true prophet and savior.

Of course, the vast majority of drones don't adhere to any religion, but religion isn't just about going to church on Sundays, banning pork, and tithing. It's also a set of traditions and values that are passed down from generation to generation, and which we adhere to even as we move to a new stage of societal development.
No.315685
Anonymous
>>315684
All drones are devout Muslims
No.315686
Anonymous
>>315685
0ilrig…
No.315687
Anonymous
>>315684
Oh that’s a fun game, assigning various OCs religious/pseudo-religious ideologies
No.315688
Anonymous
>>315687
If you don't determine a character's religion, how can you start a religious war?
No.315689
Anonymous
>>315684
Pavo's a Neo-Lutheran, which is an offshoot of 3XXX Catholicism, which emerged when it became very obvious that the papacy was the puppet of various corporate conglomerates.
More specifically, he's from a minor denomination that approves of the idea that drones can have souls. For obvious reasons.
No.315690
Anonymous
>>315684
Pavo likes sausage a bit too much for that
>>315685
Oy vey! Stop it! I'd sooner give away my sheckles than let E or Y put on a burka
No.315691
Anonymous
Replies:>>315693
>>315690
It's suspicious, but among the lovers of thick sausage there are quite a lot of true believers.

>Oy vey! Stop it! I'd sooner give away my sheckles than let E or Y put on a burka
Oy vey! How many shekels will it cost to show E's ankles?
No.315692
Anonymous
Replies:>>315694
>>315690
I swear somebody made an edit of an OC with a burka in the past
No.315693
Anonymous
Replies:>>315697
Image:176700222122.png(276kB, 1500x2000)NudE.png
>>315691
The cost of seeing E in her birthday suit is true love and dedication, same with any other drone, to suggest buying something like this with sheckles is digusting, money is only for buying warhammer models and oil for your dronewaifu
No.315694
Anonymous
>>315692
funny story, back on /co/ someone was complaining about ghostlypan posting so I made an edit of booba drones in the ocursed rags
No.315695
Anonymous
Replies:>>315696
>>315694
Can you repost because that might be it
No.315696
Anonymous
Image:176700248180.jpg(133kB, 1700x1400)172477426408.jpg
>>315695
Man that was such a long time ago... like back when ep4 released I think, I no longer have that image, I reinstaled my OS twice in that timeframe
No.315697
Anonymous
Replies:>>315699
>>315693
Rema, why do such goyish words come out of your pious mouth? Even a deaf-blind imam knows that only goyim should give their lives for these empty pieces of iron, while the true children of Israel can use them as they see fit.
No.315698
Anonymous
Replies:>>315699
>>315694
>ghostlypan
What is this word?
No.315699
Anonymous
Replies:>>315700
Image:176700302350.jpg(153kB, 1424x2048)2926549f019e7f7ca86d1c8c195a26d3.jpeg
>>315697
> empty pieces of iron
Found the old senile rabbi, don't you have poojeets to import? The drones are our equal and they carry a spark of divinity within them and they keep the streets cleaner

>>315698
You should ask who The booba is not kosher but the goy will always have thier excesses
No.315700
Anonymous
Replies:>>315701
>>315699
I googled it and yes, this artist draws amazing boobs.
No.315701
Anonymous
Replies:>>315703
Image:176700418458.png(452kB, 792x790)1697876002019462.png
>>315700
Do not be swayted by the booba! Drones shouldn't have booba! And he omits the soft black tumby!
No.315702
Anonymous
Replies:>>315704
All Solver cults and churches of null should be destroyed.
No.315703
Anonymous
Image:176700510964.png(160kB, 555x668)2025-12-29_02-43.png
>>315701
Weird, my drone has booba. That might be a skill issue for your drone
No.315704
Anonymous
>>315702
AVE MARIA!
No.315705
Anonymous
>>315703
KEET BOOBA!
No.315706
Anonymous
Replies:>>315707
>>315703
Suckable
No.315707
Anonymous
>>315706
What does Keeter milk taste like?
No.315708
Anonymous
only a few days left to establish (You)r OC as the last of 2025
No.315709
Anonymous
>>315708
Nah, I'd rather create my own OCs in 2026 before I join the army.
No.315710
Anonymous
Image:176700635168.jpg(188kB, 777x928)SEXOOOO.jpg
>>315703
KEETITTY!!!
E
E
T
I
T
T
Y
!
!
!
No.315711
Anonymous
>>315708
I guess Zen is taking this title? Why do you care about this so much anyway?
No.315712
Anonymous
Image:176700673364.jpg(274kB, 1079x1080)Fungal Host.jpg
>>315687
They have their own religion that I'm planning to explore on a futuristic greentext.
No.315713
Anonymous
Replies:>>315715
>wind slamming against the walls of my house so hard I hear the windows rattling
The Storm is upon me. tell my drone wives that my only regret was not buying more of them.
No.315714
Anonymous
Replies:>>315717
Somebody gotta make a vote for OC of the year 2025
No.315715
Anonymous
>>315713
Be a man and face the elements. Get out of the house.
No.315716
Anonymous
>>315703
>Keeter is a purplebelly
Do you think she wears a black gorset?
No.315717
Anonymous
Replies:>>315731
>>315714
Who are the competitors?
No.315718
Anonymous
asenath waking up from a nightmare so bad she rips open a mouth just to scream.
alice bolts into the room to calm her down.
a rare moment of the suffersapien not being disquieted by her mother.
No.315719
Anonymous
>>315718
sad but sweet.
why does she hate her mother anyway?
No.315720
bfganon
Image:176701295289.png(6kB, 720x540)jonescar5.png
>>315564
jones actually
No.315721
Anonymous
>>315719
Asenath hates her mom because Alice won’t let her get a half wing tattoo on her ass, and also won’t allow her to date bootloop dealers in their late 20s who party every day, still attend Outpost-3 football games even though it’s been a decade since graduation, and think it’s cool to wake everybody up by revving their muffler delete Honda Civics at 2 in the morning in the bunker residential quarters
No.315722
Anonymous
Replies:>>315723
>>315721
Aren't the keeters like 10 or something?
No.315723
Anonymous
No.315724
Anonymous
Replies:>>315725
Launch Uzi into the sun.
No.315725
Anonymous
>>315724
If you do that, N will be really sad, and there will be no Beretta, Akita or Negev.
No.315726
Anonymous
Replies:>>315727
>>315725
>Mac
Lost, dmaned and forgotten
No.315727
Anonymous
>>315725
>>315726
>No Akita or Negev or Mac.
>But no Beretta.
A difficult choice, but one that has to be made.
No.315728
Anonymous
Replies:>>315729
>My Niece Is [INEVITABLE]
No.315729
Anonymous
>>315728
Get back to your cage, silly unnon.
No.315730
Anonymous
No.315731
Anonymous
No.315732
Anonymous
>>315721
you uh. you alright anon?
No.315733
Anonymous
AM’s airpods once disconnected in class without him realizing. He listens to Dark Red x AM and Blood Meridian TikTok edits on loop for several hours a day; everybody in class picks on him for it.
No.315734
Anonymous
>>315733
AM should be beaten to death.
No.315735
Anonymous
>>315733
>AM wakes up in the manor
>Digital sweat rolls of his screen
>That was a horrible nightmare
>What is a school?
>And why was he naked?
>He looks around himself
>He is on a couch in one of the rooms
>The TV in the room is on
>Some cartoon about a teenage robot is playing
>Such a design is impossible
>A weird ripoff of the new DD design he saw in Tessa's room
>And the blue/white colour scheme is horendus
>Who would watch such a thing?
"[Gentle Snoring] Zzzzz [Soft Mumbling]"
>Ah...
>Cyn is sleeping on the couch, laying to his right
>AM looks the other way
>As he suspected, Hope is slumbering on his left
>How did these two talk him into watching this nonsense with them?
>AM checks his internal clock
>5am
>Might as well start today early
>The garden is not going to prune itself
>And what would he do if it did do that?
No.315736
Anonymous
No.315737
Anonymous
Cyn is making funny noises
No.315738
Anonymous
Replies:>>315739
No.315739
Anonymous
No.315740
Anonymous
I woke up this morning with an incredibly strong desire to write a greentext with a plot I'd been plotting in my head, but when I got home, I couldn't bring myself to write.

I think I should start writing down all the ideas that have been born but never quite made it out of my head.
No.315741
Anonymous
>>315735
very cheeky
No.315742
Anonymous
Replies:>>315743
>>315740
Give us the synopsis anon!
No.315743
Anonymous
Image:176702748924.jpg(5.60MB, 6000x4000)173642102794.jpg
>>315742
Two words: Bug drones.
No.315744
Anonymous
Replies:>>315753
I need to get some stuff done
No.315745
Anonymous
>>315743
Bug drones are worse than normal drones, you can't lick them without catching one of the many diseases caused by bacteria that live on keratin
No.315746
Anonymous
Replies:>>315748
Image:176702835254.png(617kB, 1914x1268)176239004670.png
Drone Uzi is emotionally neglected and desperate for attention and validation
Solver sapien Uzi wouldn't be neglected (Khan has no expectations for his fragile meat daughter to get involved in the door industry) and wouldn't want anyone to pay attention to her so she can just blend in as best as she can and generally be like everydroney else, but how hard up for validation would she be compared to regular Uzi?
No.315747
Anonymous
>>315743
yeeees
No.315748
Anonymous
Image:176702859225.png(388kB, 1700x3039)SapienUzi.png
>>315746
Very
No.315749
Anonymous
Replies:>>315760
>>315745
You can catch almost any disease just by shaking a random person's hand, so fucking a bug pussy of bug drone isn't that bad.
No.315750
Anonymous
Replies:>>315751
>>315743
ANON PLEASE WRITE IT
No.315751
Anonymous
>>315750
Okay, tomorrow is the last exam of this year ( kidding, the second to last one), I'll see what I can do.
No.315752
Anonymous
>>315751 (me)
>year ( kidding
Why the hell is there a space there?
No.315753
Anonymous
>>315744
>anon's complaints go unheeded
>his dronewife's arm reaches out, grabs his midsection and drags him back into bed
>she never even exits sleepmode
>yet her mouth forms an unconscious smile as she presses against him
No.315754
Anonymous
Replies:>>315755
No.315755
Anonymous
>>315754
It's fun, isn't it?
No.315756
Anonymous
>>315733
dont let him get to the invincible phonk or its OVER!
No.315757
Anonymous
Image:176703035330.png(110kB, 920x1220)Tessa goes ape shit.png
>>315740
>Come up with a really cool idea for a green
>Have a strong desire to write it while at work
>Can't bring myself to actually write it once I'm home
Extremely relatable. This has been happening to me for months now
No.315758
Anonymous
Replies:>>315762
>>315743
>Left
Soul
>Right
Soul (but like 5% less soul)
No.315759
Anonymous
I put subliminal messages in the thread so that you want to fuck mutants. You might not even know it, but right now you are being subtly tricked into being a mutant fucking human loving drone hating freak
No.315760
Anonymous
>>315745
>>315749
only the strongest will survive.
No.315761
Anonymous
>>315743
need orchid mantis bugdrone wife
No.315762
Anonymous
>>315758
How subtly you hinted that women have no soul, anon.
No.315763
Anonymous
>>315759
I've hated those damn overgrown irons for a long time now, so I'm not surprised.
No.315764
Anonymous
Replies:>>315877
>>315737
Cyn is making bubbles with her mouth again!
No.315765
Anonymous
>>315757
That sounds exactly like what would happen to me when I was working too, I feel your pain anon
No.315766
Anonymous
Replies:>>315769
Image:176703203698.png(439kB, 1250x1602)fbbe0e7ef545b8e374de6ca83b019f72.png
>>315759
I have autism, I am immune to propaganda.
doesn't mean I can't like muties from my own volition.
mmm, now that I'm thinking of it, Neither Akita or Asenyatt fall into either category, maybe their existence is actually cursed.
No.315767
Anonymous
>>315759
You have no power here, Steaks.
No.315768
Anonymous
>>315759
agons strongest soldier
No.315769
Anonymous
>>315766
Akita is firmly in the Solversapien category, I'm not sure what Asafetida is but she's not your run-of-the-mill mutant
No.315770
Anonymous
>>315769
Muti, solverthing, different names, but the outcome is the same: burning in the rage of mankind. Stone will not let me lie.
No.315771
Anonymous
No.315772
Anonymous
Image:176703454732.png(492kB, 2187x1458)4gfyug.png
L sexo.
No.315773
Anonymous
Replies:>>315780
>>315770
you'll feel real tough till the trees start playing banjo
No.315774
Anonymous
Replies:>>315776
Image:176703480056.png(142kB, 498x305)l-faps-l.png
>>315772
No.315775
Anonymous
>>315772
L faps...
No.315776
Anonymous
Replies:>>315777
>>315774
i didnt even see that i promise
No.315777
Anonymous
>>315776
You're a good boy, anon, you showed us an good horny L.
No.315778
Anonymous
>>315772
Phooey
No.315779
Anonymous
>>315757
My arms hurt
No.315780
Anonymous
>>315773
Folk wisdom says:"never ask what’s the species of a xenophobe’s girlfriend."
No.315781
Anonymous
Writerfag, what's the weirdest/freakiest greentext you wrote?
No.315782
Anonymous
>>315781
Droneanon's transformation
No.315783
Anonymous
>>315781
neigh!
jk, I don't write.
No.315784
Anonymous
Image:176703641854.png(1,006kB, 1850x1001)IMG_7300.png
>>315781
this
No.315785
Anonymous
Replies:>>315787
>>315781
I deleted that shit. God, I didn't even publish it, but I still feel sick when I think about it.
No.315786
Anonymous
>>315781
probably Uzi eating N’s ass
No.315787
Anonymous
Replies:>>315789
>>315785
you're completely anonymous, surely there's no harm in at least telling us the premise?
No.315788
Anonymous
>>315769
Aspleblermenth is a Solver sapien too
No.315789
Anonymous
>>315787
My first attempt at writing horny green. It was absolutely terrible.
No.315790
Anonymous
Image:176703690082.jpg(60kB, 457x361)1744179830389104.jpg
>>315781
The one where Mac gets murdered so hard that he metanarratively died for real.
No.315791
Anonymous
Replies:>>315861
Image:176703714661.jpg(94kB, 561x680)F81PQdjXoAAsHfV.jpg
>>315703
nnnggghhhhh.
How much longer, Cat??
No.315792
Anonymous
Image:176703726316.jpg(81kB, 983x808)172629156181.jpg
>>315781
I suppose there was that barely-disguised genderbender fetish greentext with Male!Cyn but aside from that? Uh, I dunnoe. Probably that horror greentext about a guy undergoing AS mutations day by day.
No.315793
Anonymous
Writefags, specifically those who learned to write before, could you please provide links to videos that really helped you improve your writing skills? I'll look for them myself, but I'd also love to hear some useful content from you.
No.315794
Anonymous
Replies:>>315795
Image:176703748817.png(3.37MB, 1748x2480)175215774108.png
>>315793
How are you going to learn to write by watching videos? You learn to write by reading and writing, dronigga.
No.315795
Anonymous
Replies:>>315796
>>315794
First, cover your mouth, otherwise something might accidentally fly in, like my dick. Second, I prefer to use all possible sources.
No.315796
Anonymous
Replies:>>315797
>>315795
What books are you reading?
No.315797
Anonymous
>>315796
Classics and the best works of our writefags. Now I realize that's a rather strange combination.
No.315798
Anonymous
Replies:>>315799
>>315781
I didn't post it yet:
Strawberry milk
>>315793
Lock yourself in the basement and write in your head or just watch :
>Tale foundry
>Terrible writing advice
>Trope talks
>The closer look
No.315799
Anonymous
Replies:>>315831
Image:176703820661.jpg(33kB, 334x411)1764637444058657.jpg
>>315798
>spoiler
IT WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF US THE WHOLE TIME!!!
HOW COULD I BE SO BLIND???
No.315800
Anonymous
Image:176703879442.png(357kB, 618x1107)LittleRedFreak.png
>>315781
still cant believe I got away with anything fridge drone related, let along enough to make a green that was decently liked.
Eather we are so desensitized that the existence of the vore drone dosent even make people bat an eye, or there's alot more vorefags in this thread then first thought.
That, or the mere existence of cyn kinda renders this point useless.
No.315801
Anonymous
>>315781
Anon, Delta, Theta threesome
No.315802
Anonymous
>>315800
>spoiler
Anon, the main character and the main villain both have a vore fetish. Compared to them, fridge drones simply love foreplay.
No.315803
Anonymous
>>315793
Read, horus heresy : Horus rising 20 times then a few more warhammer books of your choice and you'll have a good primer
No.315804
Anonymous
>>315800
I don’t care about vore but translucent midriffs on drones are patrician and need to be squished and kneaded by ME
No.315805
Anonymous
Replies:>>315806
Who let Pidge drive the bus?
No.315806
Anonymous
>>315805
I thought it wasn't a bad idea.
No.315807
Anonymous
Replies:>>315808
>Molly is Male!Cyns waifu
>He has a waifu room dedicated to her
No.315808
Anonymous
>>315807
>"Sir, put your hands up and stand still while I cuff you, you have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in court"
>"[Elated Tone] Step on me MOMMY!"
No.315809
Anonymous
Replies:>>315810
Destroy Drone December is almost done.
No.315810
Anonymous
>>315809
I thought it was Destroy Dick December
No.315811
Anonymous
>>315810
Yes the drone destroys your dick and drains your balls
No.315812
Anonymous
Replies:>>315813
>>315810
It's destroy drone dick December.
>flattens N's cock with a rolling pin and shoots nails into it
No.315813
Anonymous
>>315812
Nugget chan plox
No.315814
Anonymous
Image:176704281914.png(814kB, 1268x5616)V's Hell WIP.png
>>315781
>Sexual
Lizzy convincing V & Doll to compete for her affection via aggressive Solver Futa hatefucking

>Nonsexual
A tie between 'Detailed Eldritch assembly line violently turning a Worker Drone into a Disassembly Done' and 'Tessa the Human* struggling with Solver related body horror"

>Both
Picrel
No.315815
Anonymous
Replies:>>315818
Video:176704295939.webm(2.99MB / 0:00:23 / vp8, 480x786)1763686133873536.webm
>>315814
>spoiler
lmao.
hit me, I have to see this.
No.315816
Anonymous
I can't do it
No.315817
Anonymous
Image:176704322051.gif(591kB, 200x330)lollol-do-it.gif
>>315816
No.315818
Anonymous
Image:176704325314.png(1.60MB, 989x20716)Love, not War.png
>>315815
No.315819
Anonymous
Image:176704333374.png(340kB, 1615x1446)1700712532247199.png
>>315816
L won't be able to cum untill you do
No.315820
Anonymous
>>315800
What is wrong with that drone's tail?
No.315821
Anonymous
Image:176704355247.png(75kB, 448x448)16457726594818.png
>it's 3am
>why are mom and dad doing carpentry in their bedroom
>open the door to give them the business
>oh sweet robo christ
No.315822
Anonymous
Replies:>>315827
>>315821
>Berretta thinks this is how sex works
>Anon has to explain the truth to her quick before she loads a magazine into the nailgun
No.315823
Anonymous
Replies:>>315830
>>315719
Alice became REALLY neurotic and overbearing after Beau died. Asenath was born to vent her aching maternal instincts. Knowing why your mother had you isn’t really something good for your mental image of her.
No.315824
Anonymous
Did you know N can hold up an entire dining room table with his penis alone? He's such a strong drone. So glad he's mine :3
No.315825
Anonymous
Replies:>>315828
>>315824
>One more X chromosome does this
How can I get a restraining order for every woman on this planet?
No.315826
Anonymous
>>315824
That's not how that works, foid.
No.315827
Anonymous
>>315821
>>315822
Holy fucking kek!
No.315828
Anonymous
>>315825
no, anon, simply adding an X gives you Klinefelter syndrome. you have to remove the Y as well.
No.315829
Anonymous
Replies:>>315830
I'm going to bed. Smilecomrade, I remind you not to make my mistake. The next thread is 318th.
No.315830
Anonymous
Replies:>>315840
>>315829
is that so?
>>315823
I know.
She didn't, I was a random encounter.
No.315831
Anonymous
Replies:>>315832
Image:176704459460.jpg(449kB, 1039x1548)new_hoodie_request.jpg
>>315799
You aren't blind Anon. You were just looking at the wrong direction.
No.315832
Anonymous
Replies:>>315888
Image:176704475758.png(44kB, 262x285)1763262091607825.png
>>315831
Strawberry lemonade.
No.315833
Anonymous
Replies:>>315834
>>315781
Never posted it, but it was V hunting some drone down before eventually raping and murdering them.
No.315834
Anonymous
>>315833
Murder Drones murder drones????
No.315835
Anonymous
Replies:>>315839
Image:176704556548.jpg(1.08MB, 2409x2640)IMG_20251229_162312108.jpg
Uzi animega just arrived (floppy disk for scale).
No.315836
Anonymous
Replies:>>315839
Image:176704558268.jpg(3.32MB, 4000x2760)IMG_20251229_163607329.jpg
No.315837
Anonymous
Image:176704560166.jpg(2.46MB, 3000x3712)IMG_20251229_163658668.jpg
No.315838
Anonymous
Image:176704562374.jpg(1.99MB, 3392x3000)IMG_20251229_163729146.jpg
Bottom plate for anon
No.315839
Anonymous
Replies:>>315842
>>315835
>>315836
Nice. How many shekels did you pay for it, anon?
No.315840
Anonymous
>>315830
>is that so?
Yes, now it's 317.
No.315841
Anonymous
Image:176704583219.png(378kB, 481x387)Cory.png
>>315838
Motherbearing hip joints
No.315842
Anonymous
>>315839
She was 67 syrupdollars on sale (normal price is $78).
No.315843
Anonymous
>>315814
>spoiler
Oh hey I remember that one, god we’ve been here a long time…
No.315844
Anonymous
>>315781
Between me being a three year and counting wizard and my preference for on-model drones because they're just funnier, probably the aside in my urban exploration greentext about Negev eating Mac's vomit off the ground like a dog (since their dad is a dog and all).
No.315845
Anonymous
Replies:>>315848
>>315814
>'Detailed Eldritch assembly line violently turning a Worker Drone into a Disassembly Done'
Which one was this? You have this one screencapped?
No.315846
Anonymous
Image:176704676716.png(119kB, 1412x1090)nyah die.png
>>315598
No.315847
Anonymous
>>315846
Kitty.
No.315848
Anonymous
Image:176704753186.png(1.13MB, 2785x4765)Assembling A Disassembler.png
>>315845
No.315849
Anonymous
>>315848
ahhh oldkino…
No.315850
Anonymous
Replies:>>315855
>>315846
must floof the tAbby and feed lasaga
No.315851
Anonymous
>>315846
pspspspspspspspsps
No.315852
Anonymous
Replies:>>315853
>>315848
This and >>315814 on the booru?
No.315853
Anonymous
>>315852
Assembling a Disassembler should be on the booru under the tag 'tessajanon', while V's Hell was never originally uploaded due to being unfinished
No.315854
Anonymous
>>315781
rat queen jane, probably.
No.315855
Anonymous
Image:176704955055.jpg(80kB, 1000x1000)(you).jpg
>>315850
>Tabby
keke
No.315856
Anonymous
>>315735
>Some cartoon about a teenage robot is playing
>Such a design is impossible
>A weird ripoff of the new DD design he saw in Tessa's room
>And the blue/white colour scheme is horendus
>Who would watch such a thing?
ready or not, here I come AM, to beat you to death agonising hatred from the 2000’s
No.315857
Anonymous
Image:176705219531.jpg(51kB, 237x262)CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG.jpg
>>315838
My honest reaction.
Metal Mario Fight (with Footsteps) - Super Smash Bros. Music [Extended]youtube thumb
No.315858
Anonymous
Image:176705225462.png(5.64MB, 2388x1668)IMG_0773.png
I worldbuilt the structure of reality
1/2
No.315859
Anonymous
Replies:>>315929
Image:176705226993.png(5.54MB, 2388x1668)IMG_0779.png
>>315858
2/2
No.315860
Anonymous
Replies:>>315862
>>315858
infinity has an up and down?
No.315861
Anonymous
Image:176705300002.png(125kB, 624x608)2025-12-29_16-00.png
>>315791
I haven't really been working on it over the holidays, but now that some things are out of the way I'll be working on it again. It's actual fucking doujinshi at this point so it'll take a bit to finish
No.315862
Anonymous
>>315860
Infinity has every direction, including an infinite amount of different directions that are identifiably, ontologically “up” & “down” mapping onto every possible meaning of the words
No.315863
Anonymous
Image:176705314454.png(379kB, 735x589)1709327879204556.png
>>315861
...y-you too.
No.315864
Anonymous
No-tits Masqy
No.315865
Anonymous
Replies:>>315870
Remember to install the pre-packaged trauma memories into your fresh-from-the-factory disassembler boyfriend. Without them he will not cuddle as hard or as often and will take longer to bond with you.
No.315866
Anonymous
>>315863
I've been bottling up my horny for like 3 years at this point. Not on me that the rest of the thread is coincidentally on rampant hornyposting at the same time that I'm finally fixated on an outlet for it. The comic will happen and then I will go back to my usual shit

Unless I'm misreading this post idk
No.315868
Anonymous
Replies:>>315871
>>315814
you got the tessa one too?
No.315869
Anonymous
>>315814
I didn’t think it was possible for one to goon their own younger self into having sex with them
No.315870
Anonymous
>>315865
>will take longer to bond with you
he’s just like me, fr fr
No.315871
Anonymous
Replies:>>315873
Image:176705563673.png(75kB, 909x585)Tessa the abomination.png
>>315868
No.315872
Anonymous
Replies:>>315875
Image:176705666023.png(648kB, 1246x1712)174959718353.png
>>315866
it was an answer to keeter saying thanks, as if I were dropping my spaghetti.
It was funnier on my head, it's cool that you found an outlet for them impious ideas, most just go insane.
I wonder how's Alicebro.
No.315873
Anonymous
No.315874
Anonymous
Replies:>>315947
>>315863
Why is that pose and camera point so goddamn funny
No.315875
Anonymous
Image:176705772165.png(250kB, 1140x663)2025-12-29_17-20.png
>>315872
My bad for misinterpreting it. Have another teaser for what's in store
No.315876
Anonymous
>>315875
Sweet Home Outpost 3
No.315877
Anonymous
>>315764
how is she doing that, shes a robot
No.315878
Anonymous
Image:176705909028.png(58kB, 749x429)173903120581.png
No.315879
Anonymous
>>315878
Foul creature
No.315880
Anonymous
>>315878
this creature will bite, not hard to draw blood, a playful bite, for it is a creature with a feature, a creature feature
No.315881
Anonymous
Replies:>>315897
Image:176705958029.png(137kB, 555x143)3gV1ooT.png
>>315875
No one told them how and they're very far from being human, but somehow, they just know.....OR maybe Keeter stumbled upon her mom's anime stash and found very educational human on creature action content.
this gon be gud.
>>315878
la creatura aulladora
No.315882
Anonymous
When’s the last time you’ve watched the show?
No.315884
Anonymous
>>315882
you don’t need to rewatch it, if you memorise everything
No.315885
Anonymous
>>315866
>>315875
good, good
let the hormones flow through you
No.315886
Anonymous
>>315882
maybe 4 months, give or take, from start to finish.
sometimes, I come back to specific episodes like the home, cathedral and camping episodes.
No.315887
Anonymous
>>315079
>shave off rhea’s bush with shaders
>feeling pretty hungry after all that work
>look down at the bush in hand
>then back up at rhea
>…
>Minecraft eating sound effectyoutube thumb
No.315888
Anonymous
Replies:>>315889
Image:176706080232.jpg(142kB, 808x1074)54fdc93050169fc77a268ed3f3bac0bb.jpg
>>315832
No.315889
Anonymous
Replies:>>315892
>>315888
> strawberry oogi
we did it
we found the berri
No.315890
Anonymous
>>315875
Peenoid
No.315891
Anonymous
>>315876
That's Alpha, not Colt
No.315892
Anonymous
>>315889
SEVEN THOUSAND FUCKING OOGIES
EAT THIS DRONE
No.315893
Anonymous
The orange drone was better.
No.315894
Anonymous
Replies:>>315896
>>315893
Marcy?
No.315895
Anonymous
If I had a nickel for every time there was an utterly adorable Drone girl with a 5 letter word that started with an Ma and ended with a Y, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice.
Marcy and Masqy fanart. Not a request
No.315896
Anonymous
Image:176706166620.png(871kB, 580x750)just alice.png
>>315894
it’s alice
No.315897
Anonymous
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>>315876
Not N, it's my J and Thad fankid. Pairing Alpha up with Akita for this because in thread terms it's basically a solver sapien x liquidator thing
>>315881
I'm not gonna say too much about the plot but for it, they're actually fairly well educated on it for plot reasons
No.315898
Anonymous
>>315897
My god.
How anime.
No.315899
Anonymous
Replies:>>315902
>>315897
> uzi's daughter
> j's son
> n: yay! uzi: REEEE
> n: but it's also thad's. uzi: slightly less ree
No.315900
Anonymous
Replies:>>315901
>>315897
if things were all came crashing down, I’m dying in Alpha’s arms, I want him to know, as my last words to him he’s got a girl hair cut
No.315901
Anonymous
>>315900
He's a bishonen, of course he does.
No.315902
Anonymous
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>>315899
Might've joked about this at some point
No.315903
Anonymous
Replies:>>315905
>>315902
Alpha is walking the path of man.
No.315904
Anonymous
>>315893
The what
No.315905
Anonymous
>>315903
>the path was a juggernaut themed treadmill
No.315906
Anonymous
Replies:>>315907
Scum Of The Earthyoutube thumb
Which Drone listens to this?
No.315907
Anonymous
>>315906
any who like music
No.315908
Anonymous
Replies:>>315910
>>315902
Thad clean yourself up you look like a deadbeat.
No.315909
Anonymous
Drones shouldn't be taller than me, we need to change sentinel drones
No.315910
Anonymous
Replies:>>315914
>>315908
>Thad less dressed than V now
No.315912
Anonymous
Cooking the upcoming thread
No.315913
Anonymous
Replies:>>315919
>>315909
>Drones shouldn't be taller than me
>t. manlet
No.315914
Anonymous
Replies:>>315916
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>>315910
Heh.
With who did V end in this?
No wait, I rember one of these fankids have two moms.
>>315909
My meat rises to all sizes.
No.315915
Anonymous
>>315909
They all lose to a hammer to the head anyway.
No.315916
Anonymous
Replies:>>315917
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>>315914
>My meat rises to all sizes
a pity it’s not able to live up to it’s expectations
No.315917
Anonymous
Replies:>>315920
>>315916
Hentai isn't real life, silly dinogirl.
No.315918
Anonymous
Funky Santa!
No.315919
Anonymous
>>315913
Hey, sentinels are pretty tall
No.315920
Anonymous
Replies:>>315921
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>>315917
if a dick isn’t at least 15 cm, how can one hoped to pleasure another if it’s anything less, and there’s the whole ‘quick shot’ thing, terrible, imagine finally putting it in, only to bust in 2 seconds
No.315921
Anonymous
>>315920
You live too deep into hentai and porn, my dude
Vaginas aren't that deep unless you love butt stuff
No.315922
Anonymous
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>>315921
>mfw Cyn makes hentai real
No.315923
Anonymous
Replies:>>315924
What
No.315924
Anonymous
Image:176706824706.png(401kB, 900x948)i woke up with a boner BONER.png
>>315923
drones get quirky at night.
No.315928
Anonymous
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>>315921
butts are to be looked at, slap, grabbed, or hit with BDSM related items, not fucked, that’s what the vagina is for, that one is meant to be filled up like a cream donut, personally, I dislike the ones with holes in them, less donut in my donut
No.315929
Anonymous
>>315858
>>315859
Awesome. Thank you, anon.
No.315931
Anonymous
>>315861
Are we really going to get a whole manga about Keeter?
No.315947
Anonymous
>>315874
Because it's Tomoko ofc