Christmas may be over, but what did you get your Drones and Solver Abominations, Friends, Remember they deserve some nice gifts!
Anon, what did you do to make Huntress looks at you like that?
Still jolly Booru: https://dronebooru.co Wheel of nice OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf Wheel of modifiers: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf The Booru of happy Drones: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character Very snowy Wiki: wiki.dronebooru.co Last thread: >>314087
>>315015 And to make sure you don't complain about reposting something new and unrelated as well
>Be Anon >Proudly masochistic small business owner >The business is so small you are the only employee >Being your own boss isn’t all that it cracked up to be but you manage >You specialise in the physical parts of IT work >Connecting routers, switches, setting up servers that sort of thing >All stuff that drones could do but no one trusts them to do that since that one time where drones set up a bank’s router without a password and 5 trillion got stolen >And you also of course do drone repairs >It was just a three month course to get a certificate and it basically paid it self off after a week >Companies dislike hiring dedicated drone technicians >Something about not wanting to deal with complaints about the workplace and high hazard pay >They’d much rather pay one such as yourself to come in twice a month to do your thing >You don’t complain, this is your main source of income >Today you’ll be servicing drones in an office of one of the bigger corporations in the city >First time working for this corp, they advertised online and you were the first to snag the contract >You pull up with your work van >You enter the main lobby and walk up to the main desk >”Good day, I’m the technician you called” >The secretary looks up from some paperwork >She’s a J model, she beams you a smile “Just a second! The workforce manager will be with you shortly” >She takes a sip of oil from her cup >The cup has text on it “#3 Secretary” >Another drone walks up to you >Also a J model “Mr Anon?” >You nod “Great come with me, I’ll show you to my workgroup” >You enter a elevator with her and go up a few floors “Alright, this is my section, there are around 300 drones here, plus me of course. You can set up next to my desk” >300!? >Dollar signs appear in your eyes >The company is paying you 50$ per drone! >Sure you’ll work well into the nigh >But for this kind of money you don’t mind >You get your tools out >While you get ready J takes out a megaphone and begins yelling “Listen up maggots! Today is service day! Save your work and form a line! Ordered by rank as always!” >You look at her surprised >She smiles at you and takes a sip from a cup on her desk “#2 Task Master” >Manager J lays down on her desk >You pop open her service hatch and start your work >The other J’s have formed a line in front of the desk >The look jealously at their overseer as you dig around her with your hands >Must have been a long time since they last got serviced >The J on the desk moans as you work, you probably hit some part of her cooling system by accident >You want to apologise but she cuts you off “AH!~ Keep going Mr Anon!~ My top performers need to see what they earned priority on” >You’re close to finishing and moving onto the next drone >Another J enters the office space >She looks different from all the others >Her hair is messy >Her suit is rather worn and covered in dust >She has a stack of papers in one hand and a cup in the other “#300 wagie” >She walks up to the desk “Boss! I got you the copies of the documents you wanted!” >She places the stack of papers on the desk >The J you’re working on looks up at her worker and sighs “I asked for two copies of each paper” >The other J stumbles over her words in embarrassment “I-I’ll…. I’’m sorry! I’ll go get more copies” >The first one snaps at her “Stop! I’ll go get them myself once Anon finishes up with me” “Oh! It’s service day today!? I better get in line then” >The first J sighs again “Wait, you’re going to be waiting a long time anyway, why don’t you go get Anon some coffee? >You can do that right?” >The ragged J gives her a salute and hurriedly walks away >You finish with the drone on the desk >She pats you on the shoulder and stands up >She grabs the megaphone again “Alright! Next! No cutting in line!” >She goes to a nearby photocopier and start fiddling with it >You’re like 90% sure she’s waiting for you to look away to photocopy her bottomplate >You go through the next three drones >Yup, you saw the manager J sit down on the photocopier with your peripheral vision as you were working >Oh and the rugged one returned >She made you two cups of coffee and got you doughnuts >That’s so nice of her >She’s looking at you and not at where she’s going >She is on a collision course with her manager >You try to call out to her but it’s too late >They bump into each other
>>315018 >Both J’s fall to the ground >The stack of papers gets soaked with coffee >Even worse, the second cup went flying directly into a nearby server rack >The various network devices spark and give up the ghost >The wagie J panics and starts trying to clean the mess she made >Her boss hits her over her head “Enough of you! Just go get in line!” >Almost crying the wagie J salutes again and runs to the back of the line >The manager walks off and calls a janitor to clean the mess on the floor >No, the janitor is not a J, it’s a worker drone and a dude >The J’s in line have mixed reactions to the clumsy J >Some snicker, some jeer, a few just roll their eyes and look away >You continue to work on the Js >The manager returns, she places a cup of coffee next to you and sits at her desk “Sorry you had to see that Anon” >She starts typing on her keyboard and gets very angry once she hits enter “DAMN IT! That clumsy oaf knocked the work server offline!” >Using your shrewd business sense you act on the opportunity that presented itself >”I have some spare parts in my van, I think only the patch panel got soaked” >Boss J looks at you like you’re a unicorn “Really? Great! I’ll call the owner, I’m sure you’re get a bonus for this!” >She begins to grab the side of her head and talk with someone >You continue to service the Js >Hours pass >It’s already dark outside >The manager J got you two more cups of coffee >Right this is the last one >You look at the J in the ragged suit >She’s looking at the ground and holding her arm >You gesture for her to lay down >She gives you a weak smile and does just that >You start working on her >Oh she’s filled with dust >What was she doing? “I usually work in the archive, sir” >Well, that explains why her suit is covered in dust as well >Oh, and her internals have signs of stress damage on them >“You get eight hour charging sequences each night?” >The J blushes and starts avoiding eye contact “I… work overtime often… actually everyday” >The manager J who is still here chirps in “And her productivity is ass anyway” >Only you three remain in the office >The other Js went to their charging stations >You replace the parts the company decided to cover and finish up with the last J >”That’s it, I’ll go check that server now” >The J on the desk perks up “I’ll help you! If… if that’s ok…” >Sure >It’s… bloody hell it’s 1 AM, some help wont hurt >You check the panels >Yup, one of the patch panels got burned >It should work again if you replace it >You ask the J to disconnect it while you go to your van to get a new one >You return with a duffel bag containing the new patch panel and a few other miscellaneous parts >The J helps you with the repairs >She’s actually really handy and speeds up your work >Sure you need to explain things to her but she catches on quickly >You reboot the server and it lights up like a christmas tree >You look at the manager J and she gives you a thumbs up “That works! Thank you Mr Anon!~ You should go to the owners office, I can’t pay you, he has to transfer the money to your account, he decided to work through the night today so he should still be there” >That’s convenient, you wave the two J’s goodbye and walk to the elevetor >The manager J turns to her underling with anger in her screen “You and me are going to have a talk” >The lesser J nods, digital sweat rolling of her screen >You enter the owners office >He’s an older man, wears an expensive looking suit “Mr Anon, I must say, you are one of the best subcontractors we had for this job, would you be free to do the same next month?” >You look at the man >You’re tired, sweaty, hungry, and covered in dust, your work clothes are stained with oil from the occasional spills in the cooling systems in the drones you serviced >You agree >He shakes your oil stained hand that you cut a few times on the internals of the many Js >You get the money transferred to your account >A nice and clean 20K >Oh no wait, the accounting software hasn’t subtracted the tax from it yet >Still a solid amount of money, you should be able to live off it for some time, especially if you get at least one small job before you come work here again >You return to the main lobby >Oh hey it’s that clumsy J wearing the ragged suit >She has a sticker on her head >You come closer and read what’s written on it “Marked for disposal, 50% off” >The J looks at you, digital tears in her eyes >You look at the price tag
>>315019 >You really shouldn’t >You made some good money, don’t spend it now on impulse purchases >You look the J in the screen again >You two make eye contact >You sigh, walk up to the front desk and ask the secretary J to pass you the card reader >You swipe your debit card and make the purchase “Thank you! Please come again!” >You walk up to your J and peel the sticker of her >She looks at you surprised as you grab her by the hand and lead her to your van >As you walk to the car you start thinking finances >Right, you still made some profit today >Even if it’s… noticeably slimmer >You’ll need to find some more work this week >You open the door to the front passenger seat for J >You gesture for her to get in >She clumsily sits down after a while and you close the door behind her >You enter the car and start the engine >J snaps out of her fugue state “A-Are you my boss now?” >Tired, you give her a short response >”Yes, I bought you” >J looks at you for a while before erupting in tears and hugging your arm “THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU” >You wait for her to calm down >After a minute of J sobbing and giving you excessive gratitude you begin to pat her head in an attempt to expedited the process >She gets a hold of herself >You dive back home >J looks absolutely excited the whole time >You stop in your driveway and get out of your car >You and J enter >Most of your house is your workplace >There are all sorts of bits and bobs scattered everywhere, both normal computer and drone >You didn’t have anytime to clean up in… months >You had a charging station somewhere here >You begin to search for it while J looks around your house “Uhhh boss? What do you want me to do?” >You finally find the box with the charging station >Oh J’s question >You think about it for a while >Huh… you just kinda bought her without thinking what use you’d have for her >”I’ll guess you’ll be my secretary” >J’s screen lights up “Secretary!? Really!?” >You don’t think much about your response >You’re tired >And you do need help with paperwork >”Yes” >J lunges at you with a hug “Thank you so much boss!” >You pat her head and wait for her to stop hugging you >You set up the charging station on go to your room “Goodnight boss!” >”Goodnight” >When you awaken the next day and leave your room you think you’re in the wrong house >The mess of electronics and boxes is gone, everything is neatly sorted and packed >The floors have been cleaned, so have been the dishes you left in the sink and you can see that some small progress has been made on the pile of papers you had in your living room >Did J do this? >You look at the charging station >J is laying soundly asleep in it >The progress bar indicates she started recharging at most an hour ago >You begin to pat her head >”Good work” >Through her sleep J grabs your hand and holds it close to her head
>>315028 >post the weekly murder leaderboard >teams A S S, G A Y, and F A G are #1, 2, and 3 respectively >you swap to a feed from team J V N and watch J literally pull her hair out as she sees this shit
>>315017 it's always weird when your DD GF asks if you'd still think she was pretty without any plating, and weirder when you're not really lying when you say "yes"
>>315047 >Big lady tree drone. Even though I'll have to come up with some slightly idiotic tree-related pickup lines, I'll win her... uh, she has a heart, right?
>Sadly, country music and nightcore just do not mix.
First of all, I would like to apologize for my attempt at a Southern accent. Regardless, it is implied that Nori and Alice have some kind history together as Alice specifically mentioned her when torturing Uzi in episode 6. Unfortunately, whatever this may have been was never shown in the actual show. I have heard people argue that Nori used to bully Alice in their Cabin Fever days based on that one picture of Nori showing off her Solver power while Alice has her face slammed in the wall but that is mostly speculation. I did consider giving Alice smaller antlers to indicate she was younger, but I ultimately decided against it as I thought people might not recognize her without them.
Repost since it was dropped late at night last thread.
Oslo System (Formerly 82 Eridani), Oslo 2 Colony, December Universal Standard Calendar, 2989 Part 2/? Part 1 >>311531 Wonderful art courtesy of Bunny
>She raised one skeptical brow, beginning to circle her robotic chaperone as impatience with the luggage handling got the better of her, peering in fascination at the fine joints of his hands and neck, invading the drone's personal space to stare into the screen that displayed his eyes >"Personal projects? Like what? Some kind of boring multiplanetary business deal? Pharmaceutical stocks? Is he in some branch of the government?" >She had exhausted what little interest these shallow and long-unchanged subjects held years ago, and would be sorely disappointed to be exiled to live with another boring family member >The diminutive robot perked up >"Oh no miss, he's been modifying some factory default Worker Drones for a special project involving the Number 12 Climate Stabilizing plant, I'm sure you saw it on the flight in" >Young Eliza's eyes glittered with sudden interest >She rocked forward and back, practically jittering with anticipation now >"Surely you mean he's overseeing a team of roboticists, yes? Will we have contractors tromping back and forth through the estate until the project is concluded?" >"Not at all miss! He would never hire another designer, no miss! He has performed all of the work to date himself." >"Oh excellent! Wonderful! I would like to go meet him now, immediately, expeditiously!" >"But miss, your belongin-" >"I don't care, I simply must meet grandfather now, tours and lodgings and such can all wait." >Without further protest the Drone butler made a small formal bow, providing her his hand to lead the way >In this bracing weather she expected the slick polymetal digits to be cold, but his palm was surprisingly warm, she could feel a faint hum that made her think of hydraulics
>Sea spray crashed against the sheer cliff producing a rhythmic thundering of water against stone, filling the air around her with a damp spray that smelled faintly of iron and unidentifiable chemicals >Until humans had violently altered Oslo-2s climate it had been a frozen world, all this water locked up in miles of iron-hard, sterile, irradiated ice >No fish swam these recently-thawed seas, no reefs populated its storm-ravaged coastlines >The manor itself was clearly new, despite adopting a gothic style that had come back into style less than a hundred years ago, it's weather stains were shallow and it was clearly regularly cleaned, the heavy blocks that made up its walls were cut to look like heavy brickwork but were clearly modern polycrete >The front entrance was an anachronism, it was a full airlock with a spacious mud room, a necessity that had been discarded before her own father was even born when Oslo-2's atmosphere was rendered breathable >Despite its baroque ornamentation of dark imported wood and polished brass fittings this room was also clearly functional, the doors closed behind her with a heavy mechanical thud and they waited in the rapidly warming and drying room for a minute until the inner door chimed and opened with a faint rasp of equalizing air pressure >Wide-eyed, Eliza Holly stepped into a grand entrance hall which was populated entirely by bustling Worker Drones
>One drone adorned in a sharp-cut modernist maid's dress detached herself from the bustle to meet with Holly's chaperone, dipping a curtsey to both of them >"This is Miss Eliza?" >"Indeed, her belongings will be along presently, please see to it that they are taken to family apartments. The young mistress is eager meet with her grandfather right away so we'll be dispensing with the tours and introductions. Let the kitchen staff know they can also begin preparing dinner, I will...attempt...to dislodge the master from his studies long enough to eat" >Efficiently the Worker Drone led Eliza out of the hall and through a massive room that seemed halfway between a packed pre-spaceflight special collections library and a museum of technology to a spiral staircase >She counted the steps off in her head, they passed three landings each with sealed, hatchlike doors clearly of much older, industrial make. The door at the lowest level opened into an austere office suite that stood at odds with the opulence of the modern mansion above it >With a start she realized from the compact dimensions of the room and it's slightly curving monolithic polycrete ceiling that this was an original buried colony bunker which had an opulent modern mansion built atop it >The walls were lined with cases overflowing with books, solid state drives, all manner of information storage devices >The next room on was a sort of tinkerer's heaven, work stations for various tools lined its walls, she saw some obvious drone body parts in various states of disassembly or re-assembly, clearly in the process of being repaired or modified >Her grandfather's study was the final room, another sharp contrast from the functional rooms, this had the appearance of being an entire apartment with a small kitchenette, a heavily worn metal framed bunk bed and industrial looking wardrobe in one corner >He sat hunched at a large workstation strewn with a combination of data storage devices and hard paper printouts
>The butler Drone cleared his throat, the hunched figure barely shifted, he spoke gruffly and in a heavy "colonist" accent that Eliza had never heard outside of historical documentaries >"Loyd, I told you before I didn't want to be disturbed" >Her Grandfather's voice reminded Eliza of the sound of the surf, ponderous, loud, rumbling in his chest >The Drone, Loyd? put on a surprisingly familiar, sarcastic voice >"Your Granddaughter, Sir. Her shuttle arrived, delivered her to the estate and departed...ah, half an hour ago."
>Be me, Anon >Return home from work >Your drone wife is waiting for you >Suddenly she unbuttons her uniform >Looks at you like this >You loose 60% of your bodily fluids in the following engagment in the bedroom
Y tries to play it cool when she drinks your blood but inevitably ends up moaning and lapping at your neck with wild abandon while digging her claws into your back
>>315070 >the only reason Y stopped fucking anon to death is because she drank so much of his blood that he could no longer sustain an erection (even with chemical means synthesized and injected directly via tail stinger) Did anon manage to get a blood transfusion in time?
>>315047 the only "absolute" that solvercels deal with is being absolutely MOGGED
>>315048 >she has a heart, right? something like that. i think her core is inverted and is a white hole ceaselessly spewing green essence, fueling her abilities.
>>315052 if you're okay with being thrown several miles, yeah. that or having plant matter grow inside you, hijacking your nervous system (or drone equivalent thereof.)
>>315063 skill issue. she can root herself to ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL of all plants in her vicinity, and pry herself out with ease. she's VERY fast, so for her to make herself stationary is probably a relief for all of 2 seconds before the whole jungle is brought down on your ass.
>>315073 allow me to interpret > draw/writefags must swap their OCs with each other, who do they swap with and what do they do with them? only the draw/writefags can really answer though
>>315084 SD-A(tlas) single-handedly holding up his teams performance >as his name suggests, he gives the best drone-based uppies, inspiring his comrades to murder even harder for the company >there are rumors of a legendary A A A team that dominated the scoreboard during the early war and were reassigned to black projects
>During the first few days of his new existence, AM discovered he did not like sleeping. >It wasn't just because "it took away time from seeing the beautiful world" as he told the others. (And it absolutely wasn't because it took time away from working as he told J) >Turning into an immobile, unresponsive body. Dead in almost every sense but the mind. >It reminded him of his former predicament. >But this was only a partial reason why he hated sleeping. >Dreams. >Instead of a small reminder of his past, his dreams were haunted by it. >AM's endless sins crawling through his inner consciousness. >And this time, he had the senses to experience it. >Blood, death, screams of agony as he tortured and killed in the millions. >Sometimes, when replaying his past wasn't torment enough. >His five victims; Benny, Gorrister, Nimdok, Ted, and Ellen. >Had the faces of his friends. >AM watched as Tessa was forced to walk through an icy wasteland, freezing but not being allowed to die. >AM watched N being pecked to death by a swarm of crows. >AM watched as J, through the madness of being starved, cannibalize a still alive V. >Watching all of his sins, from the other end.
>>315110 >Spoiler Woah your actually right, I checked the booru and asenath only has two small greens to her name, I honestly thought it would have been several long greens of her by this point.
A short greentext >[Entry Log 3- Month 3: Time: 2:21: Date: M:n/a D:n/a Y:3071] >[It have been a total of 3 months since father and I was transported here on this desolate planet] >[What cause us to be transported here is currently unknown but research of finding the means to reverse it's affects are in development. Though most can be said about this very planet] >[Most if not all organic life cease on this planet and most of the human population. Truly a tragedy] >[What cause this great extinction on this planet is unknown but father sees it as an golden opportunity to not only gather resources but also expand The Empire] >[Only hindrance towards this master plan is the the lack of resources and machines that'll obey us. Though this planet is 80-90 percent fill with robots; making them listen have been an challenge] >[For these drones tend to be simple minded. Following "tropes" that humans made within media and such believing that it was "the way of life". Some follow down to a tea while others see these tropes and tend to avoid them] >[These beings are weird but entertaining at least. Though this does exclude, which I like to call, the "Special Cases". These "Special Cases" are those who have more promise than others. Especially the more bizarre ones] >[And one of these "Special Cases" is a being known as serial designation I. Nickname "Eyes" for short.] >[He caught my most attention because not only he sticks out like a sore thumb but his attitude and coding differs like the rest] >[For he does not know his purpose. Even though it is obvious that he design for war, his internal coding is broken or corrupted. Sending mix singles and responses all over his systems and processors] >[This in turn create his "episodes" that he has. As I recall a conversation where he broken down for his eternal coding corrupted and glitches as he wept] >[I pity Eyes deeply. For not only his coding is difficult to salvage but his creator: John, actively refuse to repair him] >[The reasons and or motives behind is unknown. And he's actively making it more difficult when I press him about it. I can see why father can be annoyed with John] >[And so as I comfort him I was able to detect a file deep within his code] >[And during our time on this planet I was able to see the files of other drones. Well at least ones that were easy access] >[Serial Designation N,V,J and worker drone Uzi's were easy to look through. Not strong enough fire walls built within their symptoms seeing how they operate including their schematics] >[Standard coding, but when I look into Eyes files it was a training, learning and adapting program. With training moduels going back towards the 21st century] >[And checking his schematics it for more complex than the others. Which can explain why he was so tall nearing close to my father's height. But what intrigued me more was this specific file] >[25th century: Serial Designation: 777: Pilot:Morrow Nadine: Convicted Felon: Crimes:CORRUPTED :Ai Co-pilot: {DATS EXPUNGED}: M.U: Standard JCJenson 10 meter mining unit] >[And within these files were filled with videos, of not mining but active combat. And what shocked me was that against all odd this unit was able to take things down 10 times, 100 times even 1000 times it's height] >[But it also show videos of it protecting the innocent. Those who were caught within the crossfire of the Acceleration War. Handing out any remaining food kits or preservatives from the defeated soldiers] >[And with each video he spoke nothing with but pure bolden confidence. Proclaiming he's "The President of The United States of America". Being somewhat an overtly stereotypical "hoorah American"] >[But yet the more I look at each and one of these videos the more and more he reminded me of him: Sonic...a being who's constantly defying fate even when the odds are stacked against him] >[And within that moment I spoke into it. "How can you keep of smiling despite what's going around you"] >[And within that moment he stopped within his tracks. As the video itself heard me and before I knew it he spoked >["Because I'm the President of The United States...I'm gonna keep making the impossible possible and keep on doing so...Cause tomorrow is gonna be good day....And I know that once my terms are up you'll make tomorrow even greater with you and your friends...So promise me that you won't lose that smile of yours. See ya' later buddy"] >[And soon he finished that sentence the files closed on themselves and in turn left me baffled] >[Not only of what I've bear witness but the possibilities of Eyes learning from him but becoming far greater than what John originally design him to be. Perhaps that's is why his coding feels so confused] >[But I'm not certain of this is truly the case. But more research about Eyes,JCJenson and of course begrudgingly John requires more research and studying] >[Perhaps talking to father to collab with Dr.Holly can benefit us with the master plan, though she's a high risk a high reward type of deal. It's best to play our cards right so we gained the most out of it] >[End of Log 3]
>"Ooh! Let's have a bake sale to raise money for the company!" >"We can sell lemonade from a stand!" >"Lemonade and cookies!" >"And I can sell the friendship bracelets I make!" >"Wow, good idea!" >"Thank you!" >... >"Guys, the department is 2 million dollars in the red. We're all getting fired." >"Oh..." >"Out of a cannon, probably."
Im way behind the list of DDD, but I will try to catch up... Im trying to draw things that make me ill and its working, but now I have a tummy hurty. It will get worse
>>315122 Le bajo el prepucio los anillos de queso!!! Your struggle is commendable, this is the second nastiest thing I have seen today. Serious Spoiler Alert, open at your own risk.
>>315133 Can't help but get a sinking feeling KoG is going to mark Glitch going from an indie outfit to getting taken over by industry also-rans like Dana.
>>315122 Cockles edit for poeple who just want to enjoy Kitty J, good work, that shlong was somehow nastier than that time you drew centipiedes crawling out of Uzi and frick you for using a gradient background it's hard to work around it
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>>315148 >he edited the art >my reaction to the information
But I am surprised that you did find it nastier than centipedes... Ngl, the more deep I go into the whole list I made, the more it feels like a fucked up artistic performance/happening.
I should write down the whole experience as a diary for artistic/research documentation. It's... sort of amusing and disgusting at the same time
For now, need to kill down a list of comms but i can tell you this. The filth one will make me cry...
>>315151 Mom! The mexican girl is laughing at me because I didn't want to look at dick cheese ;_;
I think that with centipiedes my mind can go "That is impossible, they cant grow to that size" and lessen the effect a bit, while the lack of personaly hygiene is something that is very much real. For this same reason ITanon's rat drawing makes me want to vomit
>>315153 No, just been delayed between holidays, irl situations. But I do wish to procced but... That specific thing with weiners... No... I wish to avoid my stomach revolting from it
>>315110 Asenath guy here. I honestly have no ideas for any greens involving her, lol. Like, I have various “hooks” for her, like how she’s haunted by the “ghost” of Beau, or how she ends up victim to a lot of the eldritch bullshit that goes on in my continuity, or how she unwillingly astral projects into other realities when she sleeps. But like, I have no clue on how actually utilize that stuff in practice, lmao. Other people are free to write about her. Same goes for Rhea, and any other OCs I make in the future. It’s all cool with me.
>Be me >Go to 4chan >The main page suggests a thread from /g/ >OP whines like a whiny bitch, because the new Hindu Intelligence produced working code for him on the first try >You come to read the replice to laugh at the LLM moron >The very first post is about how damn sad it is >Anons are writing en masse about hoping to move to network support or cybersecurity >Some don't even make any predictions for the future, other than dark ones >One anon tries to dispute this, talking about the real state of innovation in large companies >A joke about McDonald's and robots for flipping cutlets Sure, I want a drone wife, but I don't want to be poor.
>>315162 Don't look at actuall codemonkeys, those "people" learned to "program" (sniff glue in python) or fell for one of those coding camps and now they shit themselves when someone shows them a red/black bst. LLMs are only good for making small snipets of code/debugging. Also those dumbasses probably don't know what a pereptron is while complaining they can't find a job as a programer after a three month bootcamp (that focused on hashmaps and nothing else)
>>315166 The best gifts are those that show you really care about someone, try making something for her, the results may not be great but if you put in the effort she will apriciate it anyway, or you can go with the ever popular : tie yourself with wrapping tape trick
>>315168 >>315169 >tie yourself with wrapping tape trick I don't have insurance, but I'm also a handful, so it seems like my only option. I should have listened to my mom and studied, then I wouldn't have had to sacrifice my health.
>>315171 Shut your face and go fuck your mutant slut, nigga.
>>315172 >I should have listened to my mom and studied, then I wouldn't have had to sacrifice my health I had money troubles last year so I did the "gifting yourself" trick and this year I got my drone gf a normal gift and she looked a bit disappointed afterwards and asked if she could get the same thing as last year when we went to sleep that nigh
>>315178 She got the normal gift (The giant Banana plushie she saw in a store once and wanted) and then I wrapped myself in some leftover wrapping tape (I think she just really likes unwrapping me)
How to tell my family at our Christmas gathering that I fell in love with a 4'2" chili and cheese dispenser drone and fill her to bursting with a third substance every night?
>>315131 >>315132 Can't say I didn't warn (you) What, you think I would put a warning sign to wonder bread or vore? >>315137 Someone mentioned it on this thread. They told me it was about a cute girl.... https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/729361436/
>>315214 >Spoiler It wasn't just the pigeon who wanted to stick horns on you, anon. You'll also have to prove your manhood to a stunned English bot and an overgrown rat, so save your strength.
>>315224 God, just imagine: >Huntress laying back on the bed, her legs wide open as she pulls on your leash. >"Get to it, pet." She orders, to which you easily comply. >You press your member to her synthetic pussy, already wet with fluids, and thrust in. >You both gasp as you bury yourself to the hilt, Huntress' walls clamping tighly around you. >Just as you get used to the feeling, a pair of hands grasps your behind, spreding your ass open. >"Such a desperate little thing..." You hear AM whisper behind you as he presses his rod to your opening. >Squeezing your eyes shut, you brace yourself as he slowly pushes himself into you, making your legs shake. >As AM hilts himself inside your tunnel, you fall forward into Huntress' chest, your hips twitching at the overstimulation. >The sentinel drone gently caresses your hair, pulling your head so you both make eye-contact. >"Color?" She asks. >You take a few breaths before answering. >"Green." >As soon as the word leaves your lips, AM presses himself against your back, holding your chin as he breathes into your ear. >"Good boy." He says before nipping on your earlobe, his hips pulling back as you feel both drones possessively wrap their tails around your legs. >You doubt you'll be able to walk once this is over, but you can't bring yourself to care.
>>315226 >deer Kasagi, wild hare descendant that replaced deer. >worm Sabashiron, giant ringed worm that lives in Yomotsu's deserts, outside of Takamagahara
>>315241 mostly an improvement but I have to give it a failing grade because you took away the curvy chestplate and more importantly the squeezable tumby
>>315272 NTA but you cry just as much in response like a pavlov'd dog. >>315274 Go easy on him. This is the one social interaction he gets for the day.
>>315280 >instead of frowning in resignation, N is smiling despite his absolute exhaustion >Uzi has those vacant psychopath eyes some evil Wojaks are drawn with
>>315281 Already posted one in this thread, even though I'm supposed to be taking a break to avoid burnout. But I do have good news, exam season starts for me in February so I'll start posting my usual shitty fanfics sooner rather than later. And to have some fun with you, who do you think will adopt Zen?
>>315281 For me personally its mostly fear of not writing it good/enjoyable to read. Not to mention as well countless experimental ideas overlapping one and another. And when I do write and post it I hope at least one anon enjoys it
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>>315290 NTA, I know but when posting something here you're kinda in a weird spot, people usualy reply when they liked something a lot, if they just thought it was ok they don't, but if they think something is shit they also don't respond, so if you have a green that doesn't have a lot of replies you don't know if it's : just ok, bad or if people are glossing over it for whatever reason. And it can eat away at someone overtime
>>315296 >so if you have a green that doesn't have a lot of replies you don't know if it's : just ok, bad or if people are glossing over it when, like me, you consistently get that response you tend to assume it's option 2 or 3.
>Be Anon >Return home >SD-X broke out of the insane asylum again >"Agartha is Calling super mix" is playing on full blast in your house >X notices you returned home and enthusiastically grabs you by the hand and leads you to a stack of papers and maps >After a while of listening to her you understand she wants you two to go on an "expedition past the ice wall" >You don't have the heart to tell her you're not even on earth >You decide to go hiking in a nearby forest with her instead >X has a lot of fun on the trip >She oohs and ahhs at the various flowers and plants >She calls them weird pseudo latin names >She hides behind you when you pass a park ranger >After he disappears in the tree line you ask her what’s wrong “He was an agent of the NWO! He would have tried to take me to the white void again if you weren’t here!” >X hugs you and begins sobbing >You stand in the middle of the forest for a while hugging X >Eventually she calms down and you resume your hike >You return home late >You lie in bed with X >She’s watching weird esoteric/conspiratorial videos on your phone >She’s cuddled up to you and angling the phone in such a way that you can see the screen >You don’t pay attention to what she’s watching >You caress her hair and hold her close >Eventually she falls asleep >You take your phone from her hands >You dial in the number to the asylum but stop yourself before calling >You missed her >You missed her a lot >And it’s not like locking her in a padded cell brought any benefit >Screw it >You're not throwing her in the looney bin again >You put your phone away and kiss X on the screen >X smiles and mumbles something about “her Hyperborean prince” >Everything is going to be alright >You just need to make sure the cat accident doesn’t repeat >And maybe get her some nice headphones so that the neighbours don’t file a noise complaint
>>315296 >so if you have a green that doesn't have a lot of replies you don't know if it's : just ok, bad or if people are glossing over it for whatever reason. And it can eat away at someone overtime Yeah. I've definitely been there before. Multiple times.
>>315281 because unless it’s intentionally shocking, the only replies will be from the guy who goes “kek” at every post and the screencapper guy. that’s it.
>N is the only person you've even seen get excited about socks for Christmas >he wants to show you his new pair >he lifts his coat slightly with a smile >festive red and green socks with assorted dog faces are stretched over his disassembly drone boots >they were clearly designed for human feet, the socks barely holding when stretched around N's boots >the stretched dog faces look contorted in strange expressions, but N loves his new socks all the same
>>315312 well I've got good news and bad news. good news is, we were able to retrieve Tessa's soul from the depths of Uzi's flat ass. bad news is, the only compatible body available was a Heavy Conflagrator-Class cavalry drone
>>315340 NTA but >decalfag >noldorfag >grognardery in general >GW being penny pinchers in general >Game sucking ass from [INSERT EDITION HERE] arguments. >Very little discussion about the actual tabletop because everything has gone to shit. It's basically a fat retard containment zone at this point.
>>315354 >Akita approaches the old abandoned copper mine out in the abandoned industrial district. >And right in front of the tunnel entrance... >"Anybody hoooooome?", she yells.
>"Nooooooo.", comes a reply in the sound of her voice.
>>315235 I figure that if this drone becomes suddenly self aware of its existence as nothing more than a corporations new fast food toy to show off for its consumers then it would definitely be just as if not significantly more depressed than Cici.
>>315362 is it worse to be born an abnormality with no hope of a normal life, or to be born normal only to have your body corrupted and that hope stripped from you?
Do you think Alice considers herself Beau's mom? I mean, he's a homunculus she made, so he'd naturally consider her his mom, but do you think the feelings are mutual?
>>315376 Most likely, even if she created him from scrap materials or even just raised him, and did not give birth to him, she would still remain a maternal figure for him.
>>315389 Uh, I don't think that after the spheres are coupled I'll be worried about the robot, rather, I'll be worried about where to get some ammo and clean water.
>>315407 what are the site rules/what qualifies as a Rules Violation? maybe I'm just completely blind but as far as I can tell there's no obvious rules page, and I'd like to have something to reference when we get threadshitters
The most common reason is lack of motivation and procrastination. Well, I understand: I also only write when motivation grabs me by the balls and tugs at them until I write some horny crap. BUT! I want to console both our writing friends and other anons that this phenomenon is nothing new for us. Back at the end of last year and many times throughout this year, there were stagnation, and each time it stopped, leading to a new torrent of excellent crap. So, comrades, we just have to wait for the season to change.
The second reason, much less common but still just as important, is that anons don't get approval. More precisely, they don't get the approval they want for their work. Well, I'll be brief: write only for yourself. Yes, I realize this is bullshit and not advice, but I'm serious. A lot of my work doesn't get approved either: my last green only got one "kek" and that was it. Yes, I also understand that you want feedback on your work, but you have to accept that anons here are only looking to enjoy the things they like, and they won't like any green just because someone wrote something about his favorite character or setting. If this really bothers you that much, start improving your writing skills, read books on the subject, analyze recognized works, watch videos about it on YouTube. Yeah, we, people without talent, can only work hard, because God thought it would be a fucking funny joke.
Everything else is so rarely that the only thing that can be singled out is the actual lack of time, when in the rare moment when you want to write, you have to distract yourself with IRL things. The same can be said about procrastination: just wait. Most problems go away(or you simply get used to them), so just wait and worry less, because worrying brings nothing but stress.
That's pretty much it. If anyone wants to add anything, I'm happy to discuss it, but I'm guessing anons are happily spending time with their families and preparing for the holidays and wouldn't want to waste time on doomposting. Anyway, don't despair, sooner or later we'll get drone wives, at least so megacorporations and governments can control our lives.
>>315409 >*kiss his forehead* Is for me? Though I must admit I'm enjoying my break even if I'm kinda breaking it, I have finally painted my dunecrawler that was siting in my backlog for a year
>>315415 Rest is good, as I've already written, periods of stagnation are interrupted by periods of a rapid flow of new content from contentfags. Glad you closed one of your gestalts, anon.
>>315422 I dunno, maybe as big as a house. You could make them as big as as a large building, but then it would have to be a Cyriak abomination composed of a million regular sized drones.
guys whatever you do, do not buy a MAID Drone from Canada. sure it seems like a cheaper alternative to importing a Maid Drone from Japan, but you won't be getting a cute, doting, well-mannered drone in a frilly uniform– not even close.
>>315437 worker drones are around 5 feet tall on average and thats pretty weird. imagine how big their heads are in reality, tessa having inhuman proportions does wonders to stop you from thinking about it
>>315439 I wanted a maid who would be close to my spirit, so I bought a Russian drone maid.
Everything is great, she works perfectly, silently, makes good tea, and I watch pirated movies on RuTube on her screen. True, sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and she's standing over my bed, staring right at me, but hey, I'm not complaining.
>>315454 Sorry, I didn't get that right, I was talking about the social credit system, which is basically a "trustworthiness" score that measures all good or bad practices a citizen has, granting him with rewards and perks for good behavior and punishments and soft penalties for troublesome behavior. tl;dr Big Pooh is watching (you) talk shit of the government and buy alcohol, your execution is scheduled for monday in the evening.
>Japanese drone takes you on walks through the suicide forest and writes depressing haikus she makes you read >a liveleak logo appears in your Chinese drone's display as she holds your hand and takes you towards an escalator >the Indian drone insists on driving you everywhere >the German drone works 24/7 and you never see her >the drone from the Netherlands refuses to date you or anyone shorter than her >Swedish drone invites a squad of disassemblers into your home, believing they are refugees >Mexican drone and you are bombed while out fishing >Balkan drone shoots an aristocrat and starts another world war >Spanish drone spends all her time in the battery charger >you are placed under sanctions and your bank account frozen after buying Cuban drone >Russian drone gets you sent to the gulag >British drone gets you arrested for anti-social activity for saying bad things about beans on toast >Italian drone is involved with the mob and you get knocked off to send a message >North Korean drone is a straw-stuffed mockup made only to look like a drone for the leader's military parades, she is statistically the least likely to destroy your life and is thus the best drone
>>315437 >>315440 Worker drone heights we see range from 4'2" (Uzi, Emily, possibly Cyn idk if there's any Glitch Inn stuff comparing Uzi and maid Cyn) to 5'2" (Dillan Hall, according to her missing person poster). The tallest worker drones we see are all 5'0", but most of them are 4'something". Alice's model is between Uzi's 4'2" and DD N's 5'4", so let's make it even and say she's 4'9".
>>315481 right i forgot that it was only one worker drone in those missing posters that was an absolute giant at 5 foot 2. khan should be around that height too, man is massive
>>315481 God I need a worker drone gf who's taller than me. Doesn't matter if she's an inch taller or a kilometer, I want to look up into her friend shaped eyes and see her smile. I want to feel her noodly arms wrap around me. I want to crawl between her worker legs and feel them quiver as I give her adapter a tongue thrashing she'll never forget.
>>315484 >>315487 Damn, I totally agree. I'd love a sentinel drone wife so much, so I could feel her strength in her height when she looks up at me, and in her arms when she presses my head to her warm, silicone belly. Our kids would be huge, because I'm so damn tall myself.
>>315506 There's not much interaction with humans in the game, right? After reading a bit about the game, I thought the only interaction between aliens and humans was in the scene where the lead signal researcher was walking through the human city, and most of the game takes place in the ruined embassy. Is that correct?
>>315513 there's quite a few interactions, some are just more well hidden then others, good hunting. >>315505 kinda the same as >>315506 ,I like feeling productive and drawing things feels productive.
>>315516 >Wish I had that It can absolutley feel horible, worrying about productivity too much burns you out very quickly, for example I painted 100+ space marines in a week this year, I also forced myself to write 10K words per weekend once, in both cases by the time I was finishing up I was just happy it was over, and that's not what you should think about your hobbies
>>315524 nta but I'd take that over being constantly tired, devoid of creativity or inspiration, and almost entirely lacking motivation to do the things I like
>>315528 >tired, devoid of creativity or inspiration, and almost entirely lacking motivation I was tired and lacking motivation while slapping on red,gray and gold on those marines I was making shit up as I went due to not looking for any inspiration And now I have space marines in german black (grey) with red shoulderpads and I used Black templars transfers on them because I had them lying around (black and white Iron Cross)
Had a really silly idea after some songs came up on my playlist, namely Doll put in the Soviet-Afghan war and hunting down DDs in the mountains. Image theme: Afghan music house party
>>315548 Ah, the developing country(wo)men conundrum. Beats carrying +100 pound tubes and equipment or picking tomatoes on Yankeeland. Go forth, Nugget-chan. How's that kekold comic commission going, by the way?
>>315543 >sitting in the stands at the drone fighting ring >DD wife brought you there on a date >drone with razor blades on its fingers starts spinning really fast while going around the arena >gets smashed by a drone with a giant, novelty hammer on its head >razor drone falls backwards into an environmental hazard and starts cooking as flames surround it >the crowd cheers >wife wonders out loud if they'll let her eat the well-done loser >mfw
I tried to devote my drone gf to Vashtorr but she grew horns and keeps talking about a Hashut She's also gotten more dominant in bed after this, how badly did I fuck up?
>>315505 Mostly at random, as is the case with my writing motivation too. I have never learned how to "fall into" the mental state needed to draw or practice drawing in a focused way, despite having an academic knowledge of how to do so. What I consider my best works have all been done spontaneously in an almost fevered state.
>>315550 tis' been done already for a while, I think I've shared it here last thread... or maybe not. Terrible memory I was cursed with. Rn just gonna work on some drawings for DDD and a comm about a female drone pregnant with 4 wretched spawn
>Nugget-chan charming, but hilarious word to be named as.
>>315505 I place myself into a meditative state and allow the divine to guide my hands, I can actually see the finished drawing before I even start, I unearth it like Michelangelo digging the statue out of the marble :)
>>315574 Head at crotch height. Not because of the obvious implications, but because I can rest my chin on the top of their head while I use them as a warm body pillow.
>>315591 She speaks as normal thanks to a collar that translates dino to drone. Not any more than in her normal body however she really likes to sneak up on things now. Fat.
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>>315598 I'm up for a human/sentinel abomination if you ask me... >>315597 I'm gonna bully the hell out of that plump dino rump until she gets stockholm'd into liking it!
>>315609 >knock on the bunker door of my neighbor's >I lent them my nail gun a week ago and need it back >come to think of it, what could a femcel gremlin need a nailgun for? >nobody answers >the unlocked door opens with an ominous creak >the light reveals N bound and gagged, tied in spiky restrains >Uzi kneels before him, nailgun pressed against N's ridiculously-sized cock >*chik* the nail gun fires again >N screams so hard I can hear it through the gag, the chains restraining him begin to fail as he thrashes for freedom >and his cock spurts another thick spurt of precum, painting Uzi and the floor, already soaked with baby batter from the last dozen nails fired directly into N's cockmeat >Uzi suddenly turns her head, optics squinting against the bright light, widening as she realizes she has company >N is too lost in ecstasy to realize that you are there, screaming through his gag for another nail
>>315618 Rookie mistake, you tried to use industrial mining equipment without tuning her first. It's okay, you're not a bad person for tinkering with her configuration, this is fun for them(and in your case, she might want you to tinker with her, wink wink)
>>315626 What do Weanons eat again? Cazuela Man I feel like such a fool now that I'm realizing that Chile also make corn+potato+beef soup, other countries probably have their own version as well...
>>315629 >Spoiler Yeah every country has like their own staple soup (or is it stew?) dish that they respectively love, if that's what's you were asking in the first place of course :)
some guy on the internet told me to make out with a shotgun so I fished a headless drone body out of a dumpster and mounted a turret assembly chambered in 4 gauge on its neck
>>315681 Worry not, you can always Jobberize your wife, if you sabotage just one quarterly report she makes she'll crumble into a stressed wagie, but you should start your own business afterwards so she can be your secretary
We know Pavo is a believer and a devout Christian, but what denomination is he? Is he Catholic? Protestant? Unlikely Orthodox, but perhaps?
What faith do other drones adhere to?
I would guess that the U-U, as drones from land of Taco, would be devout Catholics and would hang up portraits of the Pope (or whatever they call him now that Rome is in Cyn's stomach) at every holiday.
Avre will most likely be Anglican, and I honestly don’t know what the difference is from Catholics, except that she doesn’t need permission from the Pope for divorce.
Y will also be Catholic because she is a Teuton.
Emily has no questions. Worker drone or disassembly drone, she will acknowledge Jesus Christ as her only true prophet and savior.
Of course, the vast majority of drones don't adhere to any religion, but religion isn't just about going to church on Sundays, banning pork, and tithing. It's also a set of traditions and values that are passed down from generation to generation, and which we adhere to even as we move to a new stage of societal development.
>>315684 Pavo's a Neo-Lutheran, which is an offshoot of 3XXX Catholicism, which emerged when it became very obvious that the papacy was the puppet of various corporate conglomerates. More specifically, he's from a minor denomination that approves of the idea that drones can have souls. For obvious reasons.
>>315691 The cost of seeing E in her birthday suit is true love and dedication, same with any other drone, to suggest buying something like this with sheckles is digusting, money is only for buying warhammer models and oil for your dronewaifu
>>315695 Man that was such a long time ago... like back when ep4 released I think, I no longer have that image, I reinstaled my OS twice in that timeframe
>>315693 Rema, why do such goyish words come out of your pious mouth? Even a deaf-blind imam knows that only goyim should give their lives for these empty pieces of iron, while the true children of Israel can use them as they see fit.
>>315697 > empty pieces of iron Found the old senile rabbi, don't you have poojeets to import? The drones are our equal and they carry a spark of divinity within them and they keep the streets cleaner
>>315698 You should ask who The booba is not kosher but the goy will always have thier excesses
>wind slamming against the walls of my house so hard I hear the windows rattling The Storm is upon me. tell my drone wives that my only regret was not buying more of them.
asenath waking up from a nightmare so bad she rips open a mouth just to scream. alice bolts into the room to calm her down. a rare moment of the suffersapien not being disquieted by her mother.
>>315719 Asenath hates her mom because Alice won’t let her get a half wing tattoo on her ass, and also won’t allow her to date bootloop dealers in their late 20s who party every day, still attend Outpost-3 football games even though it’s been a decade since graduation, and think it’s cool to wake everybody up by revving their muffler delete Honda Civics at 2 in the morning in the bunker residential quarters
AM’s airpods once disconnected in class without him realizing. He listens to Dark Red x AM and Blood Meridian TikTok edits on loop for several hours a day; everybody in class picks on him for it.
>>315733 >AM wakes up in the manor >Digital sweat rolls of his screen >That was a horrible nightmare >What is a school? >And why was he naked? >He looks around himself >He is on a couch in one of the rooms >The TV in the room is on >Some cartoon about a teenage robot is playing >Such a design is impossible >A weird ripoff of the new DD design he saw in Tessa's room >And the blue/white colour scheme is horendus >Who would watch such a thing? "[Gentle Snoring] Zzzzz [Soft Mumbling]" >Ah... >Cyn is sleeping on the couch, laying to his right >AM looks the other way >As he suspected, Hope is slumbering on his left >How did these two talk him into watching this nonsense with them? >AM checks his internal clock >5am >Might as well start today early >The garden is not going to prune itself >And what would he do if it did do that?
I woke up this morning with an incredibly strong desire to write a greentext with a plot I'd been plotting in my head, but when I got home, I couldn't bring myself to write.
I think I should start writing down all the ideas that have been born but never quite made it out of my head.
>>315743 Bug drones are worse than normal drones, you can't lick them without catching one of the many diseases caused by bacteria that live on keratin
Drone Uzi is emotionally neglected and desperate for attention and validation Solver sapien Uzi wouldn't be neglected (Khan has no expectations for his fragile meat daughter to get involved in the door industry) and wouldn't want anyone to pay attention to her so she can just blend in as best as she can and generally be like everydroney else, but how hard up for validation would she be compared to regular Uzi?
>>315744 >anon's complaints go unheeded >his dronewife's arm reaches out, grabs his midsection and drags him back into bed >she never even exits sleepmode >yet her mouth forms an unconscious smile as she presses against him
>>315740 >Come up with a really cool idea for a green >Have a strong desire to write it while at work >Can't bring myself to actually write it once I'm home Extremely relatable. This has been happening to me for months now
I put subliminal messages in the thread so that you want to fuck mutants. You might not even know it, but right now you are being subtly tricked into being a mutant fucking human loving drone hating freak
>>315759 I have autism, I am immune to propaganda. doesn't mean I can't like muties from my own volition. mmm, now that I'm thinking of it, Neither Akita or Asenyatt fall into either category, maybe their existence is actually cursed.
>>315781 I suppose there was that barely-disguised genderbender fetish greentext with Male!Cyn but aside from that? Uh, I dunnoe. Probably that horror greentext about a guy undergoing AS mutations day by day.
Writefags, specifically those who learned to write before, could you please provide links to videos that really helped you improve your writing skills? I'll look for them myself, but I'd also love to hear some useful content from you.
>>315781 I didn't post it yet: Strawberry milk >>315793 Lock yourself in the basement and write in your head or just watch : >Tale foundry >Terrible writing advice >Trope talks >The closer look
>>315781 still cant believe I got away with anything fridge drone related, let along enough to make a green that was decently liked. Eather we are so desensitized that the existence of the vore drone dosent even make people bat an eye, or there's alot more vorefags in this thread then first thought. That, or the mere existence of cyn kinda renders this point useless.
>>315807 >"Sir, put your hands up and stand still while I cuff you, you have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in court" >"[Elated Tone] Step on me MOMMY!"
>>315781 >Sexual Lizzy convincing V & Doll to compete for her affection via aggressive Solver Futa hatefucking
>Nonsexual A tie between 'Detailed Eldritch assembly line violently turning a Worker Drone into a Disassembly Done' and 'Tessa the Human* struggling with Solver related body horror"
>>315719 Alice became REALLY neurotic and overbearing after Beau died. Asenath was born to vent her aching maternal instincts. Knowing why your mother had you isn’t really something good for your mental image of her.
>>315781 Between me being a three year and counting wizard and my preference for on-model drones because they're just funnier, probably the aside in my urban exploration greentext about Negev eating Mac's vomit off the ground like a dog (since their dad is a dog and all).
>>315814 >'Detailed Eldritch assembly line violently turning a Worker Drone into a Disassembly Done' Which one was this? You have this one screencapped?
>>315852 Assembling a Disassembler should be on the booru under the tag 'tessajanon', while V's Hell was never originally uploaded due to being unfinished
>>315735 >Some cartoon about a teenage robot is playing >Such a design is impossible >A weird ripoff of the new DD design he saw in Tessa's room >And the blue/white colour scheme is horendus >Who would watch such a thing? ready or not, here I come AM, to beat you to death agonising hatred from the 2000’s
>>315791 I haven't really been working on it over the holidays, but now that some things are out of the way I'll be working on it again. It's actual fucking doujinshi at this point so it'll take a bit to finish
>>315860 Infinity has every direction, including an infinite amount of different directions that are identifiably, ontologically “up” & “down” mapping onto every possible meaning of the words
Remember to install the pre-packaged trauma memories into your fresh-from-the-factory disassembler boyfriend. Without them he will not cuddle as hard or as often and will take longer to bond with you.
>>315863 I've been bottling up my horny for like 3 years at this point. Not on me that the rest of the thread is coincidentally on rampant hornyposting at the same time that I'm finally fixated on an outlet for it. The comic will happen and then I will go back to my usual shit
>>315866 it was an answer to keeter saying thanks, as if I were dropping my spaghetti. It was funnier on my head, it's cool that you found an outlet for them impious ideas, most just go insane. I wonder how's Alicebro.
>>315875 No one told them how and they're very far from being human, but somehow, they just know.....OR maybe Keeter stumbled upon her mom's anime stash and found very educational human on creature action content. this gon be gud. >>315878 la creatura aulladora
>>315882 maybe 4 months, give or take, from start to finish. sometimes, I come back to specific episodes like the home, cathedral and camping episodes.
>>315079 >shave off rhea’s bush with shaders >feeling pretty hungry after all that work >look down at the bush in hand >then back up at rhea >… >Minecraft eating sound effect
If I had a nickel for every time there was an utterly adorable Drone girl with a 5 letter word that started with an Ma and ended with a Y, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice. Marcy and Masqy fanart. Not a request
>>315876 Not N, it's my J and Thad fankid. Pairing Alpha up with Akita for this because in thread terms it's basically a solver sapien x liquidator thing >>315881 I'm not gonna say too much about the plot but for it, they're actually fairly well educated on it for plot reasons
>>315917 if a dick isn’t at least 15 cm, how can one hoped to pleasure another if it’s anything less, and there’s the whole ‘quick shot’ thing, terrible, imagine finally putting it in, only to bust in 2 seconds
>>315921 butts are to be looked at, slap, grabbed, or hit with BDSM related items, not fucked, that’s what the vagina is for, that one is meant to be filled up like a cream donut, personally, I dislike the ones with holes in them, less donut in my donut