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No.314087
Murder Drones #315Anonymous
Replies:>>314089>>314176
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Anon, what did you do to make Huntress looks at you like that?

Booru with a bunch of Drones: https://dronebooru.co
Wheel of limitless OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf
Wheel of modifiers: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf
The Booru multitude of Drones: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character
And Wiki: wiki.dronebooru.co
Last thread: >>313167
No.314089
Anonymous
Replies:>>314091
>>314087
>Didn't change the number
Shame on my.
No.314091
Anonymous
>>314089
E vs Archiver
"Palpatine vs Yoda" But Palpatine Is Wallaceyoutube thumb
No.314092
Anonymous
Replies:>>314094>>314096>>314098
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Remembah da time Jane and Y had a fling? And by fling, I mean violent, bloody, abusive sesbian lex.
No.314093
Anonymous
Replies:>>314095
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HER!
No.314094
Anonymous
Replies:>>314097
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>>314092
It was before Jane became a rat woman it was a different time
No.314095
Anonymous
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>>314093
Drones?
No.314096
Anonymous
>>314092
Yeah
No.314097
Anonymous
Replies:>>314099>>314102
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>>314094
>It was before Jane became a rat woman
>before
I hope this is bait for your sake
No.314098
Anonymous
>>314092
The girls wanted to relax, but there were no men around, so they had to improvise.
No.314099
Anonymous
Replies:>>314106
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>>314097
I can do you one better, it's cope
No.314100
Anonymous
Replies:>>314110
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No.314101
Anonymous
Replies:>>314105>>314107>>314112>>314310
>>314083
Hot Take: The rampant porn people made in the main thread strangled every other form of discussion and I'm glad most of the hornyposters are now gone.
No.314102
Anonymous
Replies:>>314103>>314109>>314114
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>>314097
Fun Fact: Jane being called a rat was a Simpsons reference that you niggas started taking too seriously.

The Simpsons - Rat Boyyoutube thumb
No.314103
Anonymous
>>314102
Traitors are called rats, that's why Jane became a rat, because she's a traitorous bitch.
No.314104
Anonymous
Replies:>>314107>>314111
>He reposts his bait
We built these threads... We built these threads on hot drone sex
No.314105
Anonymous
>>314101
... yeah, that's fair.
No.314106
Anonymous
>>314099
Would drone ass be hard or soft and squishy?
No.314107
Anonymous
Replies:>>314108>>314276
>>314101
that's not a hot take that's just true. I'm pretty sure the initial "lmao Cyn rapes AM" posts were made by that one guy who kept throwing tantrums over AM being out of character in an attempt to poison the well
>>314104
hornyposting is a fundamental part of /md/ but when it's 90% hornyposting it's bad for thread health
No.314108
Anonymous
Replies:>>314113
>>314107
They never even made up 30% of the discussion, anon, don't get so hung up on just one thing, there's a lot of stuff in these threads.
No.314109
Anonymous
>>314102
We know
No.314110
Anonymous
>>314100
TIny!
No.314111
Anonymous
>>314104
There is only hope that anons will be smart enough to ignore such an impudent bait.
No.314112
Anonymous
Replies:>>314123
>>314101
The hornyposting would have been fine if anons contained it in a separate thread
No.314113
Anonymous
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>>314108
Yeah, I'd say certain type "lively" "discussion" about a certain group of malnourished women (minus one with big evil bags) causes more harm than all the "Gib drone bottomplate" posts combinedWatch him pivot to complaining about that instead
No.314114
Anonymous
Replies:>>314115>>314117
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>>314102
Damn. I hope mr simpson sues
No.314115
Anonymous
Replies:>>314118>>314129
>>314114
Truly more Foderri must be drawn to not get sued by the funny yellow man Please pocketporkchop I have a small cute drone deficency
No.314117
Anonymous
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>>314114
Casually laughing to myself imagining the newanon furiously checking through 60 pages of Jane content on the booru, seeing this old and going
>AHA, NOW I GET IT. THIS MUST BE THE START
My brother in Cyn you thats not even the tip of the iceberg lmfao
No.314118
Anonymous
Replies:>>314122
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>>314115
All you get is a creature that won’t stop screaming till you ears bleed.
No.314120
Anonymous
Replies:>>314121>>314236
Is this thread actually supposed to be number 316?
No.314121
Anonymous
>>314120
Yeah, I'm just a little silly.
No.314122
Anonymous
>>314118
Uhhhh.... Can we put this one in a machine that turns it into a drone? Not hating on keeters... Just want to cut it's suffering short
No.314123
Anonymous
Replies:>>314125>>314132>>314141
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>>314112
Most of the problems people have bitched about over the years would have been solved by actually using multiple threads dedicated to specific content. Seriously, we have an entire board dedicated to us yet most only bother with frequenting a singular general thread
No.314124
Anonymous
Replies:>>314126
I caught Molly kissing santa claus
No.314125
Anonymous
Replies:>>314131>>314178
>>314123
I just don't pay attention to things I don't like. It's that simple.
No.314126
Anonymous
>>314124
wait you found that old footage of her eating a mall Santa's face in front of a bunch of kindergartners?
No.314127
Anonymous
Replies:>>314133
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No.314128
Anonymous
Replies:>>314130>>314136
>Jane’s technically a mutant
>her outer layer of flesh is biologically human, but her insides are Solver biomass
>when human cells pass inside, they become Solver Microzymas and vice versa
>theoretically, she contains within her the cure to all Solver sickness, a parachemical process that can resolve Solver biomass into carbon based cellular structures
>most likely, she will never know [giggle]
No.314129
Anonymous
Replies:>>314140>>314145>>314292>>314317>>314325
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>>314115
Deus Ex - A Bombyoutube thumb
No.314130
Anonymous
Replies:>>314136
>>314128
Kek, this is in the spirit of Cyn.
No.314131
Anonymous
Replies:>>314134>>314135>>314137
>>314125
Nah they will shove things you don't like in your face just to spite you
No.314132
Anonymous
Replies:>>314178
>>314123
>Translation: Go into a containment thread because I lack the willpower to tolerate seeing things other people like but I dont
No.314133
Anonymous
>>314127
I hate piercings. Seriously, why, just why?
No.314134
Anonymous
>>314131
T. Anon who thinks the entire thread revolves around him specifically
No.314135
Anonymous
>>314131
Anon, this is imageboard, not real life. Every anon here is at least a few thousand kilometers away from me. If I don't like something, I don't look at it, or I start a discussion about something I like.
No.314136
Anonymous
Replies:>>314152
>>314128
>carbon based cellular structures
Eldritch meat is already genetically human though.
>Solver sicnkess
>the implication of >>314130
cring
No.314137
Anonymous
>>314131
you wanna be more specific about what you don’t like anon?
No.314138
Anonymous
Replies:>>314143
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>Leaving work early so you can surpirse your drone wife!
>Going to the place where she works and waiting in a spot where she can't see you
>Once she ends her shift you ambush her with uppies and then princess carry her to the car!
>She screams
>Then she notices it's you and calms down
>She pouts pretending she doesn't like it
>Once you return home you carry her inside
>She drops the act and starts making out with you!
>You barely reach the couch before starting the vertical tango
No.314139
Anonymous
Replies:>>314148>>314155
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>sitting on the couch with your DDaughter
>it's bonding time, which means you two are watching one of her shows about a magical flesh girl
>she tosses a pringles chip into her mouth as she points out a minor factoid about the show she's so obsessed with
>you glance at the pringles, giving her a side eye as you read the label
>'Smoked Human' flavor
>the girl has never eaten human in her life, being born well after the war
>where did she even get those? you didn't buy them and you do all the shopping
>your DDaughter notices your narrow-eyed glare and tosses another chip in her mouth before angling the pringles can towards you to offer you one
>you wouldn't reject your DDaughters gift and ruin bonding time, would you?
No.314140
Anonymous
>>314129
Yay
No.314141
Anonymous
>>314123
you sound like phoenix having another melty
No.314142
Anonymous
Replies:>>314146
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Guys plox, eating ice cream during winter is unhealthy
No.314143
Anonymous
Replies:>>314150
>>314138
>Unexpected turn of events: Anon grabbed the wrong drone
>He's going to have a serious talk this evening
No.314144
Anonymous
Replies:>>314153>>314303
>Fun Noon Canon Facts: you can make N fall into a despair-induced ego death coma by asking him how many dogs and loving dog owners he thinks he's responsible for the deaths of in the six star systems he and the other robo-vampires rampaged across before arriving at Copper-9
No.314145
Anonymous
>>314129
kek and also aww
No.314146
Anonymous
>>314142
Are you German? You're not in Stalingrad, so enjoy your ice cream.
No.314147
Anonymous
Replies:>>314149>>314154
free speech is a two way street pal. if anons are free to post about whatever in name only topics they want them i am free to post about my disdain for their choice of discussion. just ignore how time and time again these people abuse this freedom by hijacking whole threads and pushing those they don't like out with coordinated thread politics
No.314148
Anonymous
>>314139
This is why you shouldn't have kids with drones, anons.
No.314149
Anonymous
>>314147
the difference is that being a threadshitter (like you are now) can get you banned, whereas posting about mutant lesbians can't. so please, make yourself enough of a nuisance to get shitcanned, it'd be a nice little Christmas gift to the rest of us
No.314150
Anonymous
Replies:>>314156
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>>314143
This would never happen, after Anon's wife got them the tracking chips they can always find themselves no matter what! And it's connected to his brain so he knows when she's close
No.314151
Anonymous
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>314147
No.314152
Anonymous
>>314136
it’s in reference to the Fugueian humoral model of Solver techno-biology
No.314153
Anonymous
>>314144
Okay, now if I go into the MD world I'll have a chance against N.
No.314154
Anonymous
>>314147
would you like to tell us what’s upsetting you anon?
No.314155
Anonymous
Replies:>>314157>>314158>>314160
>>314139
hell no, I'm not raising some cannibal daughter and I'm sure as shit not getting prion disease from a fucking Pringle
No.314156
Anonymous
Replies:>>314168
>>314150
It sounds a bit abusive and not like a good marriage.
No.314157
Anonymous
>>314155
>getting prion disease from a fucking Pringle
Holy kek!
No.314158
Anonymous
Replies:>>314165
>>314155
>he doesn't know how natural and artificial flavorings work
No.314159
Anonymous
Replies:>>314161>>314175
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It must get tiring hating everything all of the time instead of enjoying cute drones and cuter women
Couldnt be me
No.314160
Anonymous
>>314155
Didn’t they cure all prion diseases in the 2400s?
No.314161
Anonymous
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>>314159
What "cuter women" do you have in mind, Anon?
No.314162
Anonymous
Replies:>>314164>>314167
My drone said 6 7 and then her head imploded
What?
No.314163
Anonymous
Replies:>>314170>>314175
>tfw the couriE)r ate your platinum chip
No.314164
Anonymous
>>314162
probably for the best, you shouldn't be dating a drone with a mental age that low
No.314165
Anonymous
Replies:>>314174
>>314158
What the fuck kind of natural flavoring agent could there be for the 'Smoked Human'?
No.314166
Anonymous
Replies:>>314169>>314171>>314172>>314175
Image:176651788433.png(218kB, 1359x741)I HAVE NEVER READ HOMESTUCK, I NEVER WILL, STOP SAYING IM A HOMESTUCK FAN.png
You hate PS because he draws mutant Lesbians
I hate PS because he is a homestuck fan and deserves nothing
No.314167
Anonymous
>>314162
God saved you, anon. Pray in the temple.
No.314168
Anonymous
Replies:>>314173
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>>314156
It helps with seperation anxiety! You wouldn't want your wife geting anxious now would you? And being able to see where your other half is can help with workplace stress! Also it's a two way street, she can't go blow her (and your) paycheck on something silly if you're watching
No.314169
Anonymous
>>314166
uhh
bucket
No.314170
Anonymous
>>314163
Now she is a platinum chip.
No.314171
Anonymous
>>314166
what are the OCs classpects?
No.314172
Anonymous
>>314166
Bluh bluh huge bitch.
No.314173
Anonymous
>>314168
>The secretary knows where Commander Lucas is hiding from her
This is hell.
No.314174
Anonymous
>>314165
It's artificial, dicknips.
No.314175
Anonymous
Replies:>>314179>>314199
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>>314159
>Cuter women
Haha, very funny funny guy
>>314163
Did it make her smarter?
>>314166
The true reason to hate PS is that he plays DBD but I don't see him catching flak for that
No.314176
Anonymous
Replies:>>314177
>>314087
Hank Drone
No.314177
Anonymous
>>314176
Wank drone
No.314178
Anonymous
Replies:>>314181>>314182>>314183>>314192>>314263
>>314125
Same. It's unfortunately infuriating that some (particularly those purposefully seeking to shit up the place) simply refuse to do this
>>314132
Wrong. My personal issue with confining basically everything to the general threads (outside of constantly seeing dramabaiting retards crying over content they can easily hide) is far more autistic; It makes trying to re-find particular pieces of content months/years down the line a major pain in the ass. It's a problem I fully admit to being guilty of doing myself given that I've also rarely bothered with posting my stuff into side threads, but with hindsight the thought of having to comb through potentially hundreds of general threads just to catalogue or properly source content not preserved on the booru is why I feel like foregoing sidethread usage was a mistake
No.314179
Anonymous
>>314175
>DBD
My God.
No.314180
Anonymous
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>Muchos dineros for plastic
Aieeee.
No.314181
Anonymous
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>>314178
Theres a good solution to this anon and its something you can do right now
Go to the side thread of your choosing and stay there!
No.314182
Anonymous
>>314178
unfortunately side threads just don't get anywhere near the same attention or traffic
No.314183
Anonymous
>>314178
Yeah, finding something months later only from scraps of memories is painful.
No.314184
Anonymous
Replies:>>314186>>314187>>314188>>314189>>314191>>314197>>314198>>314346
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What did they mean by this
No.314185
Anonymous
>homuck
>dbd
Pocketus the MOST embarrassing drawfag???
No.314186
Anonymous
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>>314184
Pain. Life is pain.
No.314187
Anonymous
>>314184
Bfj, watch where the fuck you're sticking your dick.
No.314188
Anonymous
>>314184
discord gremlins are a strange bunch.
No.314189
Anonymous
Replies:>>314191
>>314184
It's all just sheizeposting right? right?
No.314190
Anonymous
Replies:>>314194
Smashing worker drones on their lil metal heads with a hammer and eating their yummy brain gibblets....
No.314191
Anonymous
>>314184
>>314189
Also wait
>Thurst by thrust
>Why don't you do that for me
0_0
No.314192
Anonymous
Replies:>>314193>>314280>>314286
>>314178
> writefriend melty
crying because saving content is too hard is rich coming from the laziest boorujanny. maybe instead of derailing the thread with bitching you should fuck right off for good? your faggot ass have already been replaced by more reliable anons
never forget that you wouldn't be having this problem if you did your fucking job properly
No.314193
Anonymous
Replies:>>314195
>>314192
Anons, I need your best bait pictures.
No.314194
Anonymous
Replies:>>314196
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>>314190
>lil
Nigga you blind??
They're funko pop ahh mfs
That makes them cute to me, but I'm not in denial about their huge noggins.
No.314195
Anonymous
Replies:>>314291
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>>314193
Let the board burn!
No.314196
Anonymous
Replies:>>314200>>314201
>>314194
How do they get their fat heads through collars meant for humans?
No.314197
Anonymous
Replies:>>314287
>>314184
does this mean tomoe is asian?
No.314198
Anonymous
>>314184
I love bunny
No.314199
Anonymous
>>314175
CORRECT
No.314200
Anonymous
>>314196
Dress could easily be a step-in that opens down the back, blouse is clearly a button-up.
No.314201
Anonymous
>>314196
NANOMACHINES, SON!
No.314202
Anonymous
Replies:>>314205>>314206>>314207
Enough schizophrenia. Drones?
No.314203
Anonymous
Image:176652060547.jpg(115kB, 554x542)Spoiler image
No.314204
Anonymous
Cyn if you can hear me, kill all
>Drones?
posters who contribute nothing to the thread
No.314205
Anonymous
Replies:>>314208
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>>314202
I WANT MORE SCHIZOPHRENIA! and drone sex.
No.314206
Anonymous
Replies:>>314210
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>>314202
Ok fine but I can only masturbate to one.
Uzi or J?
No.314207
Anonymous
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>>314202
Busy with the drawpile. But have this, i guess?
No.314208
Anonymous
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>>314205
Shizo Drone seX!
No.314209
Anonymous
3 Raceways & Wario Stadium - Mario Kart 64 OSTyoutube thumb
Glitch Kart but with EVERYONE
No.314210
Anonymous
Replies:>>314211>>314212>>314559
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>>314206
Tessa. Make your father proud for raising a humanfucker.
No.314211
Anonymous
Replies:>>314213
>>314210
Please shut the fuck up anon.
The joke isn't funny after the 50th time.
No.314212
Anonymous
>>314210
>Mandatory J threesomes
No.314213
Anonymous
Replies:>>314214
>>314211
I still have 44 times left!
No.314214
Anonymous
Replies:>>314215
>>314213
I'm going to empty your fridge and make your pillow uncomfortably warm.
No.314215
Anonymous
Replies:>>314216
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>>314214
Oh, great, anon, I'm in a very playful mood right now.
No.314216
Anonymous
Replies:>>314219
>>314215
I'm also going to use Cyn's mind powers to give you erectile dysfunction.
No.314217
Anonymous
Replies:>>314218>>314250>>314258
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The perfect solver mutant does exist
Cyn just keeps him locked up in her rape dungeon
No.314218
Anonymous
Replies:>>314249>>314250>>314561
>>314217
Honestly, if I were him, I wouldn't absorb the solver's biomass. Who knows what kind of DNA is in there; it could be truly fatal for him.
No.314219
Anonymous
Replies:>>314220
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>>314216
Silly, I keep a second gun for just such occasions.
No.314220
Anonymous
Replies:>>314221
>>314219
And I keep three for my third arm (non-innuendo.)
I'm also a kelermorph
No.314221
Anonymous
>>314220
Exotic.
No.314222
Anonymous
>Slaanesh Cultist anon vs Genestealer Cultist anon
Fight!
No.314223
Anonymous
Replies:>>314224>>314235>>314243
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A follow up to last thread’s post:
No.314224
Anonymous
Replies:>>314225
>>314223
When did you make your other drone schematic images, Fugue? I'm trying to find them to put on the booru.
No.314225
Anonymous
Replies:>>314226>>314232>>314235>>314243
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>>314224
Oh I’ll just upload them again now
(Important note: some of this is outdated/contradictory, I plan to eventually collate everything in a unified, internally consistent document)
No.314226
Anonymous
Replies:>>314227>>314235>>314243
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>>314225
No.314227
Anonymous
Replies:>>314228>>314235>>314243
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>>314226
No.314228
Anonymous
Replies:>>314229>>314235>>314243>>314271
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>>314227
No.314229
Anonymous
Replies:>>314230>>314235>>314243
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>>314228
No.314230
Anonymous
Replies:>>314231>>314235>>314243
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>>314229
No.314231
Anonymous
Replies:>>314233>>314235>>314243
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>>314230
No.314232
Anonymous
Replies:>>314238
>>314225
I mean, like, when were they made? I want to find the original posts to give as the sources
No.314233
Anonymous
Replies:>>314234>>314235>>314243
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>>314231
No.314234
Anonymous
Replies:>>314235>>314243>>314271>>314560
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>>314233
No.314236
Anonymous
Replies:>>314237
>>314120
Probably even higher since we have had repeating numbers before.
No.314237
Anonymous
>>314236
They've been fixed, so there can't be any errors. The next thread will be called 317.
No.314238
Anonymous
Replies:>>314240
Image:176652480128.png(101kB, 326x419)IMG_8568.png
>>314232
I have absolutely no idea
No.314239
Anonymous
Replies:>>314241
Image:176652521544.jpg(403kB, 2372x1326)IMG_1003.jpeg
No.314240
Anonymous
Replies:>>314243
>>314238
Like, you can't rightclick the files in your file explorer and check their properties to see when they were made? Because that would make things a lot easier for me.
No.314241
Anonymous
Replies:>>314242
>>314239
What website? Because this reeks of clickbait.
No.314242
Anonymous
>>314241
I have no idea I just saw the screenshot and thought of funni little Chinese border inspector droans
No.314243
Anonymous
Replies:>>314246>>314271
Image:176652595981.gif(28kB, 112x112)IMG_4633.gif
>>314240
Oh, I see

>>314225
Jan 15, 2025
>>314226
Jan 29, 2025
>>314229
Jul 2, 2025
>>314230
Nov 14, 2025
>>314231
Jul 1, 2025
>>314233
Dec 8, 2025

>>314228
>>314234
These are the newest versions of the images that I’ve never posted until right now

>>314223
>>314227
And these are from today
No.314244
Anonymous
Damn, I'm not a horny now. I'm going to bed.
No.314246
Anonymous
>>314243
thank
No.314249
Anonymous
Replies:>>314250
>>314218
Indeed
No.314250
Anonymous
Replies:>>314259>>314294
Image:176652766099.png(1.23MB, 4032x3568)SolverAnon.png
>>314217
>>314218
>>314249
Cyn already has the perfect mutant under her control (mostly). And he's copyright free too!
No.314251
Anonymous
Replies:>>314252>>314253>>314257>>314264>>314310
Image:176652768804.jpg(317kB, 1142x731)Shadowmeme.jpg
You heard about horny posting, but are you ready for lonely posting?
>You will never have a drone spouse
>You will never hear them laugh
>You will never kiss them
>You will never hug them
>You will never cuddle with them
>You will never look them in the screen before falling asleep
>You will never feel the heat radiating from thier chassis
>You will never clean and polish thier chassis
>You will never hold hands with them
>You will never discuss your plans for your future with them
Why live?
>inb4 human fucker
You're here with us, lets be honest you're not going to be in a relationship with a human
No.314252
Anonymous
Replies:>>314256
>>314251
>You're here with us
I'M NOT COMPLETELY FALLEN YET! I HAVE A CHANCE TO BECOME NORMAL!
No.314253
Anonymous
Replies:>>314255>>314268>>314310
>>314251
the most we can hope for are non-sentient robot companions that actually look like robots. sadly they'll all probably be used to monitor the population but at least the good stuff will be cheaper than the skinjobs
No.314255
Anonymous
Replies:>>314268
>>314253
Don't forget about VR.
No.314256
Anonymous
Image:176652797094.png(1.09MB, 2160x1728)174519478807.png
>>314252
Anon, I'm not going to sugar coat it
No.314257
Anonymous
>>314251
I don't even deserve a drone.
No.314258
Anonymous
Replies:>>314261
>>314217
Isnt Abby the best solver mutant?
No.314259
Anonymous
>>314250
Ah, old awesome stuff.
No.314260
Anonymous
Joblins BTFO local J
No.314261
Anonymous
>>314258
We first need to choose a criterion by which to choose the "best," because the truth is, no matter which mutant you look at, mutations have made their lives much worse in every way. Even for Valentine.
No.314263
Anonymous
Replies:>>314265
>>314178
bumping side threads won't make people do what you want fag
No.314264
Anonymous
>>314251
Hug
No.314265
Anonymous
Replies:>>314267
>>314263
Is he really? KEK
No.314266
Anonymous
Image:176652964503.jpg(30kB, 411x694)1699489550237201.jpg
>Hmmm, do I post my Cyn content in the Cyn thread with 3 posts that hasnt been touched in two years, or do I post Cyn in the fresh General thread that everyone is in
What do I do honestly I have no clue
No.314267
Anonymous
Replies:>>314278
>>314265
writefriend is a petty sperg. did you expect anything else?
No.314268
Anonymous
>>314253
>>314255
You mean indians controling shity robots using vr?
No.314269
Anonymous
Replies:>>314270
Image:176653026785.png(6kB, 716x736)172367434645.png
>Baby's first falseflag
A shamefur dispray... Baiter kun will have his benis exploded
No.314270
Anonymous
>>314269
Baiterkun is too easy to spot, he didnt even really try with this one
No.314271
Anonymous
Replies:>>314272
>>314243
When were earlier versions of >>314228 and >>314234 made, if that information is still there?
No.314272
Anonymous
>>314271
Nov 10
Dec 2
No.314273
Anonymous
Replies:>>314274>>314275>>314314
Image:176653079951.png(205kB, 679x841)pidgecomf.png
Mentally engineering myself so I dream about drones
No.314274
Anonymous
>>314273
Aww, cute
No.314275
Anonymous
Replies:>>314284
>>314273
her eyes are one of my favorite colors
No.314276
Anonymous
>>314107
>over AM being out of character
AM's whole shtick was that he was driven mad from being trapped in state of permanent hatred unable to experience life outside of it.

Sure I guess it can seen as out of character, but I do think AM would change upon being given a WD body since it's much less restrictive. He would still be hateful sure, but I think overall he would be happy.
No.314277
Anonymous
Replies:>>314312
Image:176653322089.jpg(147kB, 608x848)4239cfd841f80eb2149da75001c42199.jpg
I'm running out of time and i still haven't written my Christmas special greentext. Aaaaah
No.314278
Anonymous
>>314267
>t. Petty sperg
No.314279
Anonymous
Replies:>>314281>>314282>>314283
Image:176653590620.png(151kB, 908x840)174857035038.png
No.314280
Anonymous
>>314192
Shittiest bait ever.
No.314281
Anonymous
Replies:>>314316
>>314279
Ungh... big deluxe-model N...
He can help me put up the string lights, which I haven't done in a while because of my fear of ladders...
No.314282
Anonymous
Replies:>>314285
>>314279
Shittiest bait ever
No.314283
Anonymous
>>314279
I see
No.314284
Anonymous
>>314275
Ye
No.314285
Anonymous
>>314282
Shittiest bait ever
No.314286
Anonymous
Replies:>>314508
>>314192
>Boorujannies infighting
>It's a competition for who works the hardest (for free)
Is this what the boorudiscord looks like
No.314287
Anonymous
Replies:>>314288>>314289
>>314197
A hamster doesn't become a fish just because it migrates into an aquarium. No he isn't.
No.314288
Anonymous
>>314287
FISH
No.314289
Anonymous
>>314287
Tomoe is a Japense term
No.314290
Anonymous
Replies:>>314310
are there cavalry drones designed primarily for airborne roles?
No.314291
Anonymous
>>314195
is that a bolter/plasma pistol combo?
No.314292
Anonymous
>>314129
pipebombs for christmas
No.314293
Anonymous
Replies:>>314295
Image:176653930594.jpg(165kB, 2048x1206)GrvHW8GW0AAaksi.jpg
No.314294
Anonymous
>>314250
certified /md/ classic
No.314295
Anonymous
Replies:>>314318
Image:176653958466.png(617kB, 2262x2369)172920421098.png
>>314293
That's gotta be a rough realization after you pounded your bro's ass.
He's gay, you're really not.
No.314296
Anonymous
Replies:>>314297>>314298>>314300
Image:176653967356.jpg(37kB, 498x860)oversanta.jpg
kyaaa
No.314297
Anonymous
Replies:>>314304
>>314296
I don't know why I find this more objectionable than jugg
No.314298
Anonymous
Replies:>>314299
>>314296
daddy I'm hungry where's the McDonald's???
No.314299
Anonymous
Replies:>>314301
>>314298
I heard some gunshots, then the entire building burned down.
No.314300
Anonymous
Replies:>>314302
>>314296
Tiny dik
No.314301
Anonymous
>>314299
I will set up Akita and Boy on a date.
No.314302
Anonymous
Replies:>>314305
>>314300
puffy vulva
No.314303
Anonymous
Replies:>>314307
Image:176654361753.jpg(421kB, 1080x960)176341299340.jpg
>>314144
>Be Beretta
>Daughter of a Murder Drone and a Purple Haired Gremlin
>You and your brother never really got to know your father, one of the only two disassembly drones left
>Not because he's dead, or left the family or anything like that, but because he's just... gone
>It was when you and your brother were young (and your little sister hadn't been put in a padded cell after she was found trying to tear herself open to "get it out")
>Way Mom says it, he just went missing one day, and an hour later she found him hiding in a closet in the state he is now: stock still, slumped over, totally vacant eyes that can't make eye contact with anyone, only speaking up to whisper the occasional unprompted "Sorry"
>If you put an oil can in his mouth he'll drink it, and he'll walk if you lead him by the hand, but that's about it
>The closest he gets to any real sign of life is that he still hugs back if you hug him and he gets EXTREMELY agitated and starts crying if shown dogs or dogs are ever brought up within earshot of him
>From what you've been able to tell, over time the disassembly drones just became trembling shells of their former selves one by one, and eventually started forming suicide pacts
>They'd find a nice spot outside Outpost 3 and just wait for the sun
>The only ones left are your dad and the mom of a couple of your classmates, who said they can't reconcile the passionate, emotionally volatile, generally loud and larger than life woman their dad told them about with the nearly-lifeless husk who just spends all day clicking this fancy pen she's really possessive of every couple minutes
>You've gotten in touch with other children of disassembly drones on a private chat for half-DDs (surprising amount of the girls are named Tessa; might want to stick a pin in that one?)
>Apparently, a few are able to remember that their parents, in the leadup to their deaths, got really weird around a week after watching this weird video tape
>Possibly the same tape as the one My Great Despair is on in that ghost story(?)
>You once asked your auntie what happened to your dad
>She just said "Who cares. Big Brother really. Should have been able to tell when I was. Impersonated. Grim satisfaction."
>You don't want to ask her again, she seemed unimaginably bitter about something that happened between them and you don't want to know what
No.314304
Anonymous
Replies:>>314306
>>314297
Jugg is too big to be taken seriously in sexy clothes
And Overseers have a reputation for being creeps
No.314305
Anonymous
>>314302
I see
No.314306
Anonymous
Replies:>>314320
Image:176654588864.jpg(15kB, 378x400)handloid.jpg
>>314304
this means there's only one last option
No.314307
Anonymous
>>314303
damn that's bleak
No.314308
Anonymous
Replies:>>314309>>314319
Image:176654773630.png(123kB, 732x653)176577406755.png
>open your present
>'get out of rape free' card
No.314309
Anonymous
>>314308
secret Strychnta
No.314310
Anonymous
Replies:>>314321>>314348>>314373
Video:176654977285.mp4(229kB / 0:00:04 / h264, 498x282)hatemonger-portal.mp4
>>314101
unironically, its why ive been corru-posting here despite it being so off topic otherwise:

Hear me out, I am taking the hatemonger approach to this whole situation, which makes it a win|win|win senario nomatter where the discussion goes:

>Be me, poor bastard recently infected with a drought of fandom content
>Qou are just drones but aliens anyways let me post some info about them on the drone fucker threads!
>SCENARIO A: some of the anons find the information interesting or ask questions about how/why things are.
>In response, I shall provide more information, continuing the discussion untill it naturally dies out or it spirals into the other 2 scenarios
>SCENARIO B: People start shitting on it, generally along the lines of Xenophobia
>In response, I let it play out because 90% of the time, Xenophobia is funny and probably more entertaining then whatever was going on, especially if its just rampant drama/horny posting
>SCENARIO C: I get called out directly by someone for posting off-topic content
>In response, i do one or two things
>Option A, explain that things are functionally just drones but aliens and, at least mechanically wise, is no less off topic from posting any other type of robot here
>Option B, blame YAnon because HES THE MF THAT GOT ME INTO THIS AND IM MAKING IT HIS PROBLEM.
Sofar, this has yielded some decent results and have caused some nice discussions because of it.
I understand these are not drones and therefor not everyone's cup of tea here, but honestly the last year or so has kinda be a slowly growing slog of discussion topics that rarely veered off from >Drama>Horny>threadshitting.

Also realized how desensitized I was from it when i when my friends noticed how 'often' i was talking about/working on more 'suggestive' topics, so honestly im not far off from taking a break from here if this cycle dosent break.

I do wanna keep making content here, but im probably gona be toning this down a notch for my own sake. Which probably means no AVRE sexo, sorry for those that have been waiting

also unsure on the separate thread discussion, id just like the general threads discussions be less shit tbh.

>>314290
they can be! just gotta fine a suitable candidate drone with knowledge if that field and a willing pilot to join them!

>>314251
>>314253
even if this AI bubble dosent pop in the few years and all this AI shit gets shelved, none of it will be truly sentient and honestly, i dont see humanity making mankind any progress towards true AI with our current tech limitations

You have better odds waiting for aliens to come that are conveniently robot-shaped then anything of note coming out in our lifetimes :)
No.314311
Anonymous
Image:176655106882.gif(137kB, 543x560)176616619124.gif
Post drones dancing now!!!
No.314312
Anonymous
Replies:>>314322
>>314277
This post made me realize I didn't even get started on my Trucker Tessa green, damn I'll probably get started tomorrow and see how it goes.
No.314313
Anonymous
Replies:>>314315>>314327
Does Enn smell
No.314314
Anonymous
Replies:>>314323
>>314273
Damn, Pidge is cute.
No.314315
Anonymous
>>314313
I imagine that N smells like hugo boss cologne, so do the rest of the squad, hugo boss or other perfume for V and J
No.314316
Anonymous
>>314281
N is 163 centimeters tall, he is a dwarf, lol.
No.314317
Anonymous
>>314129
Holy cute.
No.314318
Anonymous
>>314295
Kek.
No.314319
Anonymous
>>314308
Kekl.
No.314320
Anonymous
>>314306
cutenforcer
No.314321
Anonymous
Replies:>>314324
>>314310
I don't understand, what exactly was so provocative about aliens or something like that you started with? Everything seems fine, and the only problem is those who pretend to be the thread police and demand that we discuss only what they want.

I've been waiting for Avre sex for so long and now you're telling me it won't happen? Has God cursed me? What sin have I committed to receive this?!
No.314322
Anonymous
Replies:>>314426
>>314312
>Trucker Tessa
...go on...
No.314323
Anonymous
>>314314
Yeah
No.314324
Anonymous
Replies:>>314331
Image:176655549063.png(185kB, 448x385)Screenshot 2025-12-23 215105.png
>>314321
guess its just those people you described, it dosent really bother me what they think about it, as long as they're funny about it

>Spoiler
I do not wish to be horny anymore, I just wanna be happy.
While sexo might be on hole, i do wanna build more on salonanons/AVRE's relationship more, you might still get some cuddles or other forms of lighter intimacy, so it its not completely over.
No.314325
Anonymous
>>314129
Awww
No.314326
Anonymous
Pocketsteaks, if you're here, what day does the properties of that "Cyn buried in snow" piece say it was made on?
No.314327
Anonymous
Replies:>>314329
>>314313
Yes, Enns do smell and will seek out the smelliest oogi to pair up with.
No.314328
Anonymous
Replies:>>314330
>DD AM gets confused for being a worker drone with goggles of some kind on his head
No.314329
Anonymous
>>314327
I see
No.314330
Anonymous
>>314328
>Cue midget tantrum
No.314331
Anonymous
Replies:>>314334
>>314324
Lol, I'm one of the most active horny posters, and I honestly don't understand why anyone here wants to start a drama over various content. I liked the concept of these guys, even though I'm not really interested in such unusual games (I don't know how to describe it), the idea and plot itself are really good, I was the one asking various clarifying questions about them because I'm interested.

We all come here for fun, I don’t see a problem in sometimes discussing such things.

Hugs are nice too, but I hope you come back to the bright side.
No.314332
Anonymous
Replies:>>314333
Image:176655977978.png(57kB, 577x674)173139328759.png
>asks for your immortal soul for christmas
>and also a fidget spinner
No.314333
Anonymous
>>314332
The latter I can give
No.314334
Anonymous
Replies:>>314342>>314564
Video + 🎵:176656025057.mp4(2.56MB / 0:00:13 / h264+aac, 1280x720)awwaawah.mp4
>>314331
dont worry, ill keep posting corru stuff whenever any relevant discussion is brought up, not gona stop any time soon.
Also, its not entirely horny postings fault, just the cycle of drama/thread shitting contracting with it makes me kinda miss the more normal discussions we had about the show and topics that came from it. (hence, im enjoying the corru posting, so thanks for being so interested in it)

>spoiler
When i do get back into it, I should hopefully have a bit of a better idea of what I wanna do with them, current plan required ALOT of plot stuff to happen, which kept burning me out before i even got to the important bits, hence why its been taking so damn long.
No.314335
Anonymous
Replies:>>314336>>314340
Harper
No.314336
Anonymous
>>314335
Tubasha
Bassoona
Trombonnie
Flutilda
No.314337
Anonymous
Replies:>>314338>>314339>>314380
Image:176656173270.png(147kB, 457x666)chrome_0JHczrjXQv.png
mutated, sentinalized drone (not actual sentinel drone) Val
No.314338
Anonymous
Replies:>>314339>>314380
Image:176656182741.png(117kB, 515x497)chrome_SgtXI6XRHe.png
>>314337
ribs perfect for holding upsilon :D
No.314339
Anonymous
>>314337
>>314338
Very kissable.
No.314340
Anonymous
Replies:>>314368>>314422
>>314335
Harper must find a solution to the problem of young sentinel drones. Their behavior, to put it mildly, is somewhat tarnishing the reputation of sentinel drones.
No.314341
Anonymous
Replies:>>314343
Image:176656382265.png(955kB, 2818x1585)173071772230.png
>me showing my beautiful (J)ife the Bentley Continental wrapped in a large red bow and parked in the driveway (she is in matter collection mode after she jobbed while making mashed potatoes)
No.314342
Anonymous
Replies:>>314351>>314428
>>314334
Eh, unfortunately, there is nothing left to discuss on the show, everything has been said several times, all that is left for us to do is create our own content and discuss it, and this, for some reason, causes incessant bouts of anger in some people. We just have to ignore them.

I'll be waiting for new corru stuff, unfortunately, there is surprisingly little of it on the Internet.

The best horny content is horny content with a plot, when there is foreplay leading up to the most intense moment.
No.314343
Anonymous
Replies:>>314344
>>314341
she's gonna eat that fucking car
No.314344
Anonymous
Replies:>>314383
Image:176656562695.png(2.50MB, 3741x3907)4195148a0d947852f1dab804f886245b.png
>>314343
>J finally collects enough matter to return to drone form
>she looks out the window to see a discarded red ribbon, a motor oil stain on asphalt, and an acid-pitted license plate covered in spittle
>realizing what she's done, J morphs one of her hands into a gun and blows her digital brains out
>J enters matter collection mode just as anon's insurance company drops off a replacement Bentley in the driveway
>by the end of the day, anon's (J)ife has finally calmed down and stopped killing herself in a loop
>of course, all that matter had to go somewhere...
No.314345
Anonymous
Replies:>>314347>>314381>>314414>>314418
>Pavo always loved doing Christmas decorations at the base
>Now that the war's over, he has an entire house to doll up
>He'll start planning months in advance, and spend all of December making art from tinsel and LEDs
>Techanon's house wound up being the shining star of the neighborhood...
>...until a new family moved in just across the street, with a DD who shared his fervor for the season
>Now, the two houses stand opposed, Pavo ranting about how he NEEDS to show that murder drone up
>Anon, ever the diplomat, just went over to their house and had a chat with the guy there, who was equally tired of hearing his wife talk about how she's going to upstage that stupid blue chicken across the street
>The two humans binge-watch sappy Christmas movies until they devise a plot to see the two reconcile their diffferences
>By "accidentally" entering their houses as a duo into the planet's decoration contest, the two would be forced to work together, no doubt butting heads all the while and trying to one-up the other's additions
>They'd end up with something gaudy with both houses clashing with each other, they'd get a pep talk from their respective humans, sprinkle in something about the True Meaning Of Christmas, and they'd make an attempt to cooperate that'd see them winning the prize!
>They both agree this idea is stupid, but they're drunk on egg nog and send in the contest entry form anyway
>They meet up and get drunk yet again when the plan goes off without a hitch, doing so well that the event makes the news and has a movie made about it
No.314346
bfganon
Replies:>>314349
>>314184
guys
No.314347
Anonymous
>>314345
Kek, I remember a movie with a similar plot.
No.314348
Anonymous
Replies:>>314350>>314387
>>314310
>Xenophile propaganda
No, I'm not getting alien cooties, also the idea that if aliens more advanced than us find us won't immediately enslave us / wipe us out is palpably innocent
No.314349
Anonymous
Replies:>>314354
>>314346
please do not the rabbit
No.314350
Anonymous
Replies:>>314352
>>314348
There is a chance that we will look cute to them, then we can survive.
No.314351
Anonymous
>>314342
>and this, for some reason,
Probably because of how tenuously connected to the universe of the actual show most of it is. Also, hornyposting burnout.
No.314352
Anonymous
Replies:>>314353>>314355
>>314350
>He wants to end up like a pug
No.314353
Anonymous
Replies:>>314430
>>314352
Well, if aliens like Qu find us, I'll shoot myself before they start breeding me with other humans.
No.314354
bfganon
Image:176656705139.gif(28kB, 220x220)crying-crying-meme.gif
>>314349
No.314355
Anonymous
Replies:>>314356>>314357
>>314352
Humans already have flat snoots, so we'll just get bug eyes, wrinkles, and double layers of hair.
No.314356
Anonymous
Replies:>>314358
>>314355
You forgot lung issues
No.314357
Anonymous
>>314355 (me)
Oh, and neck rolls. And maybe back rolls.
No.314358
Anonymous
Replies:>>314359
>>314356
Dogs pant because they can't sweat. Pugs' flat faces make it harder for them to regulate their temperature, so they pant more. Unless the ayy lmaos are planning to breed our sweat glands out we should be fine on that front.
No.314359
Anonymous
Replies:>>314360
>>314358
>Gllerglorb, your fucking space monkey left the liquid on the couch again
>Thk'khs, it has glands in it's skin flesh that cool it
>This room is air conned anyway, it doesn't need it, get rid of them
>I'll get the bioprcessor
No.314360
Anonymous
>>314359
>Gllerglorb was actually getting the raygun that vaporizes Thk'khs, leaving only teeth behind
>he beats the murder charge on the grounds that because Thk'khs' teeth survived he isn't completely dead
>meanwhile, Jerma shoves someone into a meat grinder
>only their eyeball comes out intact
No.314361
Anonymous
Replies:>>314362>>314374>>314384>>314386>>314744
Image:176656779548.jpg(148kB, 741x694)Spoiler image
No.314362
Anonymous
Replies:>>314363
>>314361
Fuck, my sides!
No.314363
Anonymous
Image:176656807026.gif(768kB, 326x298)174530310417.gif
>>314362
J no! Don't fuck this mans sides!
No.314364
Anonymous
Replies:>>314365>>314366
>On-model drones
But at the same time...
>Nursing handjob from J
What to do?
No.314365
Anonymous
>>314364
Do it you coward.
No.314366
Anonymous
>>314364
What's the problem? On model drones have hands, and she could use her tongue...
No.314367
Anonymous
Replies:>>314369
Image:176657026778.jpg(213kB, 1152x2048)XmassV.jpg
Probobaly going to be blackout drunk in a few hours so.... Merry Christmas guys! Remember to take breaks guys, it really helps, I haven't been writing for only five days and my blood is already boiling to do more Chuuni Uzi, a few weeks can really be enough to get you back in the mood for heavy duty drone posting (or be enough to break the spell and go free). Also there are still normal topics to talk about, but I don't have anyting against funky alien posting, even if I don't like them (Not racist, looking at them makes my head and eyes hurt) and I'm going to enage in hornyposting anyway so I can't throw stones
No.314368
Anonymous
Image:176657137742.jpg(164kB, 814x642)Blueberry.jpg
>>314340
>young sentinel drones behavior.
This bitch will make them look like saints.
No.314369
Anonymous
Replies:>>314523
>>314367
> red painted legs
heh
No.314371
Anonymous
Replies:>>314372>>314376
MY CHRISTMAS PICTURE IS DONE
Postan when Chrimbo is here
No.314372
Anonymous
>>314371
mery kurismasu!
No.314373
Anonymous
>>314310
This is retarded.
No.314374
Anonymous
Replies:>>314375
>>314361
where’s her balls to deck the halls with
No.314375
Anonymous
>>314374
Cyn ate them, J's an eunuch.
No.314376
Anonymous
>>314371
Merry Christmas and what not.
No.314377
Anonymous
Replies:>>314378>>314379
hi i’m anonymous and i’m tell you about my murder drones au that’s totally like—
OH MY GOD PAVO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ON THE GROUND WRITHING IN PAIN
No.314378
Anonymous
Replies:>>314382
>>314377
I made him watch Love Actually on repeat.
No.314379
Anonymous
>>314377
Dul snuck upon him and casted testicular torsion.
No.314380
Anonymous
>>314337
>>314338
cute droopy ears
No.314381
Anonymous
>>314345
kek, good green
No.314382
Anonymous
>>314378
Even for Cyn this is too much.
No.314383
Anonymous
>>314344
hot
No.314384
Anonymous
Replies:>>314385
>>314361
kek what the fuck
No.314385
Anonymous
>>314384
It's by newfag.
No.314386
Anonymous
Replies:>>314388
>>314361
>futa
Kys
No.314387
Anonymous
Replies:>>314389>>314401>>314463
Image:176658480891.jpg(208kB, 1206x1519)Tumblr_l_584095332447388.jpg
>>314348
>no reason why an alien civilization more advanced then us wont immediately enslave/wipe us out
3 reasons actually:
>while they technically have more advanced tech then us, theyre still really far behind in basically every other demographic (population, social structure,etc) and even ~decades of public interaction, the human population probably outnumbers the qou 1000:1
>these things eat metal, and have already stated to jave been mining dead planets for their metals long before reaching earth, which otherwise offers very little in terms of raw non biological materials.
>with how this corru shit works and how the qou use it, they really, really dont need human slaves, trust me on this, they have something much better and much more morally questionable then slaves. (Ill explain later, at work atm so moble posting)

Also, not all the qou are uwu sweety pies, they range alot in charicter and just send those ones out to interact with humans more often because it seems to work. Ill explain what the other caste of qou are like later as well
No.314388
Anonymous
Replies:>>314390
>>314386
>t. anon whose wife got Jobbed
No.314389
Anonymous
Replies:>>314397
Image:176658524614.png(2.21MB, 4000x4000)TankY.png
>>314387
Alright, then why didn't we decide to kill them and steal thier shit? We love to do that to each other and there's nothing that makes people come together better than outside threaths (even if they are only percived)
>at work atm so moble posting
Oh that must suck, hope you get out soon
No.314390
Anonymous
>>314388
It's still shit.
No.314391
Anonymous
Replies:>>314402
Image:176658570708.png(633kB, 1551x1873)1712170492769938.png
Right, going to be dirnking with my family soon, so time for last minute hornY posting
Hugging Y!
Holding hands with Y!
Kissing Y!
Cuddling with Y under a blanket and falling asleep!
No.314392
Anonymous
Replies:>>314393>>314394>>314395>>314403>>314420
Image:176658614578.png(180kB, 601x608)59cfb65e2c19682c12d32f626227a269.png
Stick your head in her ribs
No.314393
Anonymous
>>314392
uh. I mean she's cute but maybe I'll stick something a little less important in there first
No.314394
Anonymous
>>314392
>Hug the drone
>She hugs back
>The little rib limbs close around you so she can hug you more
Cute!
No.314395
Anonymous
Replies:>>314396
>>314392
>remember asenath? this is what she looks like today
No.314396
Anonymous
>>314395
Dronesentah is a cutie! Alice did good
No.314397
Anonymous
Replies:>>314400>>314408
Image:176658799347.png(620kB, 2558x2084)image-20.png
>>314389
>why didn't we decide to kill them and steal their shit?
Well theres a good reason for that! Some big ass catastrophe hit them at some point, killing a good chunk of them on earth and destroying basically everything they had on earth at that point.
What Qou that did survive that basicly rebuilt a smaller version of their first embassy (obelisk)(ontop of the ruins of their old one) and have more or less gone radio silent and hid there.
As for their tech, you (the person you play as in the game) are one of the people going through old recovered qou tech dug up from wreckages from the sea floor, and happen to find a cyst (biological harddrive) that may give a good answer as to what the fuck happened.
No.314398
Anonymous
Replies:>>314399>>314496
Image:176658805985.jpg(71kB, 793x1280)Spoiler image
>Soon
No.314399
Anonymous
>>314398
Who the fuck is that
No.314400
Anonymous
Replies:>>314463
>>314397
Ahhh so we are scavenging their tech in order to go and teach them how we "love" our neighbors, say you said those lithoids need minerals to live right? How good are they at mining?
No.314401
Anonymous
Replies:>>314463
>>314387
Damn, anon, you've intrigued me. I'll wait for an explanation.
No.314402
Anonymous
Replies:>>314405
>>314391
No sex with Y? Dude, she might live for a thousand years, but your biological clock is ticking, it's time to think about kids.
No.314403
Anonymous
>>314392
Looks like wife.
No.314404
Anonymous
Replies:>>314406>>314412
Molli is getting coal this year
No.314405
Anonymous
>>314402
Too touch starved for that, I don't think I'd be able to hold hands for too long before spaghetti falls out of my pocket
No.314406
Anonymous
>>314404
As in every previous one, because she's a bitch.
No.314407
Anonymous
Kek, hats.
No.314408
Anonymous
Replies:>>314463
>>314397
Damn, I thought they had some kind of deversion inside the embassy that emitted the signal, but it turns out their entire civilization got pretty damn damaged.
No.314409
Anonymous
Replies:>>314411
Image:176659058622.jpg(121kB, 598x636)Screenshot_20251224_163548_Chrome.jpg
More magma slop: 1/2
No.314411
Anonymous
Replies:>>314417>>314421
Image:176659060014.jpg(158kB, 589x679)Screenshot_20251224_163520_Chrome.jpg
>>314409
2/2
No.314412
Anonymous
>>314404
t's okay, Molly will take her out for drinks so she's not alone on Christmas. then the little naughty lister will vent all of the year's woes, fall asleep being hugged and comforted, and be carried home by her not-quite-big-sis
No.314413
Anonymous
Replies:>>314416>>314419>>314464
Image:176659315540.png(333kB, 1943x1134)Takamagahara Chronicles S2 Logo (transparent).png
Hey, you, YES YOU
Takamagahara Chronicles Season 2 Chapter 4 is out!!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/76335966
No.314414
Anonymous
Replies:>>314415
>>314345
Oh, and the DD across the street is, uhh, KD. She was a photographer's assistant as a worker, and as a DD she was given the task of documenting the war's progress, getting to keep her personality so she could get good footage of people dying.
She found her husband in a bunker, carefully ferried him across a dying planet to an evacuation center, and they promised to meet again once the war was over. KD was very surprised when it actually did end with humanity still around, and even more surprised that he survived.
She's not a fan of Pavo because she's seen him work from afar.
No.314415
Anonymous
>>314414
Solver War veterans are divided into two types: those who admire Pavo's zeal to defend humanity from any enemy by any means necessary, and the damned slaves of the devil who need a bullet in the temple.
No.314416
Anonymous
>>314413
I'm (slowly) reading through chapter one of season 1, good stuff friend
No.314417
Anonymous
>>314411
the biggest choccy milk
No.314418
Anonymous
>>314345
> reality hits and it actually doesn't work out
> they don't even get third place with mish-mash everything ended up
> the fists started flying soon after
No.314419
Anonymous
>>314413
Yay!
No.314420
Anonymous
>>314392
Cute
No.314421
Anonymous
>>314411
Strawbabby
No.314422
Anonymous
Replies:>>314423>>314425
>>314340
The answer is beatings
No.314423
Anonymous
Replies:>>314424>>314440
>>314422
>Delinquent sentinels get spanked
>By humans
>Delinquency raises to 90%
No.314424
Anonymous
>>314423
Well, at least you could say Harper tried.
No.314425
Anonymous
Replies:>>314439
>>314422
Do you think Harper prefers old-fashioned parenting methods?
No.314426
Anonymous
Replies:>>314427>>314441
Image:176659756389.jpg(592kB, 2048x2048)176491372236.jpg
>>314322
Alright so basically I got this idea from seeing this image posted on here, it is gonna be a little green about anon being a trucker in Texas working for JCJenson Logistics Division, it's a story about that one night he had an assigned Co-partner which is Tessa. I don't know wether to make her ditzy and new/inexperienced or more veteran and experienced with the industry. I also haven't made a green longer than one page before too but I don't plan on this being too long anyway, just a cute romantic green not any sex or horny stuff but actually just adorable cute time that anon remembers for the rest of his life. I was planning on posting it to /co/ then here but unfortunately I got a three day vacation for posting an image that had my little pony content in it which I completely forgot your not supposed to post outside of its board, I find weird since I saw another anon post that exact image and nothing happened to him but it is what it is
No.314427
Anonymous
Replies:>>314431
>>314426
>/co/ jannies are trannies
News at 11
No.314428
Anonymous
Replies:>>314429>>314444
Image:176659809630.jpg(90kB, 1024x979)1748033721422627m.jpg
>>314342
>Eh, there's nothing left to discuss on the show, everything has been said several times.
I know that this is your opinion and all but I'd argue that you're completely wrong on that aspect, I find it kinda strange saying this but then later I check out the rest of the fandom everywhere else and discussion about the show and all of its inner workings and whatnot are STILL going hot. Yes I do understand that the show is pretty short as indie shows usually are, but I fail to agree with you when this show (and Liam with all of his autistic madness) blessed us with miles deep of content to explore and play with, it's just a matter of each individuals imagination from what I can see.
No.314429
Anonymous
Replies:>>314435
>>314428
Agreed and his attempts to turn thread discussion into another fandom entirely by using they are "drones" excuse.
No.314430
Anonymous
>>314353
Same and based.
No.314431
Anonymous
Replies:>>314437
>>314427
And it sucks that it doesn't expire until after Christmas ;(
No.314432
Anonymous
Replies:>>314436
>Cyn gives AM a Christmas gift
>Its a step stool
>AM’s eye twitches
No.314434
Anonymous
Replies:>>314437
Corru kinda looks like ass ngl
No.314435
Anonymous
Replies:>>314438
Image:176659898257.jpg(1.65MB, 4096x2513)G5QO1s8XsAAGpaD.jpg
>>314429
Oi, i never said there was nothing more to talk about show wise, just that the repeating topics of these threads never landed on actual discussion and just kept in a cycle of drama>horny>threadshitting.

If you wanna make discussion about the show im 100% down, but untill then im going to suffice with my corru-posting
No.314436
Anonymous
>>314432
> he gives her a noose in turn
No.314437
Anonymous
Replies:>>314443
>>314431
Yeah, why don't you post it here friend?
>>314434
Ahhh, each to his own, I get a feeling Yanon would much rather have a place dedicated to that but no such place exists, and I can understand it I Warhammer post sometimes, I would much rather have a good place to discuss Warhammer but alas I'm fucked an it doesn't exist (even /grog/ devolved into AI shit flinging)
No.314438
Anonymous
Replies:>>314463
>>314435
Yeah they're annoying as fuck and the attempt at thread policing like I'm doing now sadly doesn't help. But if you want unrelated offtopic the best you can do is:
>Related to /MD/.
>Create a new thread for it.
No.314439
Anonymous
>>314425
With Sophie? Not really. She lets Sophie run around freely!
No.314440
Anonymous
Replies:>>314442>>314460
>>314423
No. Instead Harper just decides to have Ivory run the hands with them
No.314441
Anonymous
Replies:>>314445
>>314426
>texas
missed opportunity for some mad max outback action
No.314442
Anonymous
Replies:>>314476
>>314440
>Ivory demands extra time with Anon for this
No.314443
Anonymous
Replies:>>314447>>314448
>>314437
>Why don't you post it here friend?
I was planning on /co/ first since I do actually still really love that place and wanted it be like sort of my own little gift to it and I wanted anons who hang out there to have the first glimpse at my little story. And don't get it twisted in any way or something I also have love for this place too, I've had deep and fun discussions with anons on both boards but I just felt like posting there first that's all.

Also btw what's the character limit of each post on here and /co/?
No.314444
Anonymous
>>314428
We've either already settled on canon and dotted the i's, or simply accepted, "Liam's over it." The outside fandom is constantly discussing the same thing, or creating discussions like, "Is N really a Nazi if he walks around like Hugo Boss?" And while I don't think that's necessarily a bad thing, let's face it, debating the same thing for years isn't the most interesting thing to do.

And no one is stopping from starting a discussion about the show's official characters and plot. I always try to get involved in it, just like with the topic "was it really Cyn or did Solver take over her body?" But anons have long since made up their minds about this and have written about it many times, so expecting them to write the same thing over and over again is pretty illogical.

Fuck, I wrote two lines with the same meaning, I really should have eaten and drunk less, whatever, I don't have the energy to think much anymore. The good old days are never coming back, but that doesn't mean they won't come in another form, so we're just waiting for our autistic faggot to come with a new show.
No.314445
Anonymous
>>314441
There is a reason I chose an American setting because I'm just more familiar with it than the Australian setting instead. Like I know the type of truck models, the road system, signs, laws, etc etc.
No.314446
Anonymous
Replies:>>314450
Is cyn more extreme version of sd-e ?
No.314447
Anonymous
Replies:>>314449
>>314443
On here around 4,5k and 2k on co, I gave up on posting Chuuni Uzi on co because of that
No.314448
Anonymous
Replies:>>314449
>>314443
On 4chan, the character limit is, I think, 1,500. Here, the limit is much higher; I forgot how much the Black Hand said, but I feel like it's somewhere around 10,000.
No.314449
Anonymous
>>314447
>>314448 (me)
Wow, I should trust my feelings less.
No.314450
Anonymous
>>314446
Hah...
No.314451
Anonymous
Replies:>>314452>>314453>>314454>>314455>>314459
Image:176660086773.jpg(207kB, 1080x1080)176353808573.jpg
No.314452
Anonymous
Replies:>>314453
Image:176660104888.png(346kB, 824x926)pavopreg.png
>>314451
No.314453
Anonymous
>>314451
>>314452
The best drone bellies.
No.314454
Anonymous
>>314451
*squish
No.314455
Anonymous
>>314451
>I want to make Y look like that
>No not fat
>She needs to be preggY
No.314456
BIGJONES
Replies:>>314457>>314458
RED AND GREEN ARE THE COLORS OF CHRISTMAS. GUESS WHAT I'M WEARING? NOT BLUE, THAT'S FOR SURE. NEVER BLUE.
No.314457
Anonymous
Replies:>>314461
>>314456
sentinel drones are mostly white, like snow, the true main color of christmas

enforcers are black
> this is why masqy loves them
No.314458
Anonymous
Image:176660146957.jpg(618kB, 887x1504)Jestrawberry.jpg
>>314456
>Red and green
Shit taste.
No.314459
Anonymous
Image:176660164565.jpg(77kB, 750x808)IMG_1165.jpeg
>>314451
No.314460
Anonymous
>>314440
Their blue butts will turn red very quickly.
No.314461
BIGJONES
Replies:>>314462
>>314457
WHITE'S THE COLOR OF SNOW, THEREFORE IT IS ASSOCIATED WITH WINTER, AND IT ISN'T WINTER EVERYWHERE ON EARTH RIGHT NOW, LIKE IN AUSTRALIA FOR EXAMPLE... BECAUSE AUSTRALIA'S GONE. DOES THAT MEAN AUSTRALIANS DON'T HAVE CHRISTMAS JUST BECAUSE IT ISN'T SNOWING? ...I GUESS THEY DON'T 'CAUSE THEY'RE ALL KINDA' DEAD. YOU GET WHAT I MEAN.
NOW IMAGINE A NUCLEAR WINTER, IT LASTS FOR YEARS! DOES THAT MEAN NUCLEAR WINTER IS CHRISTMAS FOR A DECADE STRAIGHT? EXACTLY. POINT IS, WE CAN'T CALL THE THE COLOR OF SNOW THE MAIN COLOR OF CHRISTMAS, BECAUSE THEN THOSE MURDER DRONES WOULD BE THE COLOR OF CHRISTMAS AS WELL! SNOW'S YELLOW TOO SOMETIMES, APPARENTLY.
No.314462
Anonymous
>>314461
>Rips off your nipple rings.
No.314463
Anonymous
Replies:>>314465
Image:176660419203.png(1.14MB, 1107x1356)IMG_9632b.png
>>314438
yours (and theirs by extension) points is valid, probbaly should setup a corru thread just to discuss some things.

However, that wouldn't fix the other issues with the main thread, which is what prompted this whole thing (50/50, i also just like loredumping)
Im down for compromising or even stopping altogether if it becomes an actual issue, but as of now i would consider myself at worst the lesser of like 5 evils here.

Also, home now, which means I can expand on some discussions from earlier.
>>314387
>>314401
Tech: I still struggle to comprehend how fucking weird this tech range is, its so backwards its funny
>they have spaceships, but are basically only usable by the qou because they have no atmosphere and will just kill any living thing inside, even their own (larval) kind.
>most of their weapons are ether melee or thrown weapons, with the only known 'gun' they have is a 'Symbiotic Rifle', which is a modified human rifle.
>Despite having cloaking/ disguise tech, do not understand greater scale combat, and are somewhat tribal when it comes to any form of engagement.
>They are only barely understanding the concepts of electricity.
>Not even sure they would count as a type-1 civilization yet, as far as im aware they haven't even fully conquered their home planet yet.(granted, from the descriptions they gave, its more or less a death planet, full of their own special horrors and monster to deal with, including a parasite that body snatch one victim and use its body to lure in more, pic rel)

Metal: >>314400
>They seem decently good at mining, but no specifics outside they probably have specialized golems for it.
>They dont seem very picky for what kind of metal they harvest but any they do they convert into a fuel called 'Sfer' which they use for powering most of their tech and for qou to ingest.

Golems: This one I actually dont need to explain myself! there's a conversation between a qou and a Human they basically boils it down for me: Q: Qou explaining the concept H: human asking

>Q: you were curious about the barfriend (Golem Bartender), too, yes?

>H: Oh, yeah! It's... Just like a person. Or an AI pretending really well. It told me a little bit about "echoes" being an "imprint" or something, but... How does it work? It can't just be a copy, right?

>Q: it can be, but that is not the entire view, a jut in the echo-making field could explain this better, but as i understand, for these simpler service echoes, a baseline is taken and... i suppose you could say it is pared away, like removing the unwanted skin and tendrils of a fruit until all that is left is what is required for its function! then, it is given layers of limits, domain knowledge, guidance... creating a mind in the shape of a 'person', as you say, one that may even be very familiar to the original obesk, but without the underlying structures--experiences--that gave the original their shape and often without many of the processes that may once have been utilized, does that make sense?

>H: Yeah... (unnerved)

>Q: but--perhaps my knowledge of the process is outdated! i am among some of the older qou, you understand, so maybe it is better left to a jut, hehe or, perhaps a tir, who may guide you to one with just the right knowledge!

>H: Sure... thanks.

Basically, if a qou wants to make a golem, it makes a copy of its personality, strips it of every thing unneeded, given rules and limit's, extra info for the task, and turns that into the Golem.
These guys basically mastered the lobotomy before ethics where invented, take that as you will.

>>314408
As far as im aware, the event at the embassy was only an amplifier for another source, from one of two possible locations.
Eather that asteroid sending the signal in the sea, or something to do with their home planet, we dont know yet.
No.314464
Anonymous
>>314413
Nice
No.314465
Anonymous
Replies:>>314479>>314481
>>314463
Wow, so they literally create clones of themselves, but they deliberately make them flawed, so they can become mere slaves. Well, yeah, that's definitely bloody terrifying for us, but they're aliens: don't take your rules to someone else's temple, as the saying goes.

By the way, could you describe their growth stages in more detail? I still don't fully understand it: do they initially live like us, supposedly more biological, and then transfer their consciousness into a robot?

By the way, are all the aliens we see real or are they slaves?
No.314466
Anonymous
Replies:>>314467>>314468>>314472>>314475>>314477
Image:176660587386.jpg(38kB, 411x440)1402088484851.jpg
>tfw you will never upload a lobotomized version of your psyche into a worker drone and force it to wageslave for eternity to provide for you and your disassembly drone wife
No.314467
Anonymous
>>314466
I can never escape Eclipse Phase, can I.
No.314468
Anonymous
Replies:>>314469
Image:176660620999.jpg(23kB, 735x413)176603822073.jpg
>>314466
Knowing myself the WD version of me would be as much of a slackerish autist.
No.314469
Anonymous
Replies:>>314470>>314474
>>314468
Atleast he could suck your dick for you.
No.314470
Anonymous
Replies:>>314471
Image:176660671946.jpg(29kB, 672x410)ArceeWTF.jpg
>>314469
Why would you even say that, anon?
No.314471
Anonymous
Replies:>>314473
>>314470
I mean.... it's an option....
No.314472
Anonymous
Replies:>>314625
>>314466
I could never, or at least not without a lobotomized version of my DD wife's psyche on another worker drone to keep him company.
No.314473
Anonymous
Image:176660703293.gif(950kB, 256x192)1743527747804534.gif
>>314471
No. No it is not.
No.314474
Anonymous
>>314469
Damn, that's an option.
No.314475
Anonymous
>>314466
Ah
No.314476
Anonymous
>>314442
Yes
No.314477
Anonymous
Replies:>>314478
>>314466
maybe then you'll go fuck yourself
No.314478
Anonymous
Image:176660879374.png(754kB, 950x925)1735844851907855.png
>>314477
You seem upset.
No.314479
Anonymous
Replies:>>314480>>314527
Image:176660907612.png(216kB, 1920x2220)signatures.png
>>314465
>Growth Stages:
Unsure how the genetics of the castes goes but a Larval Obesk are more less a standard biological human looking alien with a few querks: Omnivores, have some Chitinous plates, Cyan blood, and clawed fingers.
They more or less live 'normal' lives on their home world (it being a death planet, 'normal' is relative)
Unsure of its a genetic or cultural choices but obesk can be devised into 5 'caste's', which are different roles in their society and are identified by the type of receptors they have: (Qou technically count as a separate caste, but use the receptor shape of their previous bodys)
>Vel: Spiraling, ram horn-like receptors. Surface runners, known for their humor and social skills, most common of the caste to be interacting with humans.
>Jut: Short devil horn-like receptors. Engineers usually, socially mixed and are generally fixated on their jobs/tasks/hobby's
>Kiv: long, segmented receptors. Biggest of the oblesk usually, these typically serve as guards or security, but also help Vel with construction. Known for having paranoia. Im actualy trying to work on a Kiv character as we dont really know much about these besides one dude.
>Tir: Branched, antler-like receptors, sometimes resembling hands. Bad fighters and are usually categorized as therapists. They produce a acid they helps with excavation (which means they also double as miners) Known for their empathy and kindness (and sometimes dumbassery)

Once a larval obesk reach the end of its life (rarely through natural causes or old age), they can chose to ether die like normal or have their minds transferred into a mindcore and get bodys made of corru, turning them into Qou.

We still dont know 100% for sure what they look like in person, as all we can see of their is their memory 'signatures' but one things we do know is that they do look at least somewhat diffrent, maybe more humanoid, maybe alot less.

And no info about how they looked in their larval stages outside my previous descriptions
No.314480
Anonymous
>>314479
It's intriguing, but it helped, thanks. It's quite interesting to understand their psychology now, since they seem to think we're cool and treat us well. I'd like to better understand their attitude toward us, because from what I understand from the guy from the human organization, humanity is extremely suspicious and wary of aliens.
No.314481
Anonymous
Image:176660975214.png(1.41MB, 1280x1036)tumblr_d6470b6715b30a690c3442144a4a985d_8fbc1c20_1280.png
>>314465
oh and
>Are the Aliens we see real or are they slaves?
They are real (not slaves), albe all we see of them is the memory's on the cyst
No.314482
Anonymous
Replies:>>314484>>314485>>314486>>314487>>314488>>314489>>314501>>314708>>314716
Image:176661011822.jpg(316kB, 936x921)eee73f5614ed75445ee23f5186168da0.jpg
Fuck you, genderbent your drone.
No.314483
Anonymous
Replies:>>314509
>interesting art style
>cool sounding story
>text wall hidden link ARGshit
sigh
No.314484
Anonymous
>>314482
Kissu the sexo anyway
No.314485
Anonymous
Replies:>>314494
>>314482
The number of holes hasn't changed, so it won't save him.
No.314486
Anonymous
>>314482
Teli if she was attractive
No.314487
Anonymous
>>314482
>female Teli
>male Teller?
No.314488
Anonymous
>>314482
Don't worry. You still sit firmly at 'Walking garbage' for me, bunnydrone.
No.314489
Anonymous
Image:176661090495.jpg(161kB, 1080x685)Berryboy.jpg
>>314482
Nothing changes then.
No.314490
Anonymous
Replies:>>314491
Pavo's thick, creamy eggnog
No.314491
Anonymous
>>314490
>"Pavo, where is the egg?"
No.314492
Anonymous
Replies:>>314506>>314519
Image:176661197603.png(272kB, 1611x588)JC_Jenson_IN_SPAAAAACE.png
It's that time of year! Command your new, 2026 model drones to restrain the 2025 models and place them on the curb for pickup and recycling. Please ignore any cries for help or mercy- the 2025 drones are merely playing pretend! The company's hard-working disassembly drones will be working overtime to ensure that your obsolete drones are recycled properly into pudge by the end of the night! Thank you for choosing JCJenson for all your unpaid labor needs! And don't forget that Valentines is just around the corner! Apply the code F33D1NG FR3NZY to get 10% off oil-injected chocolates for the disassembler in your life! Browse our enormous selection of suggestive lingerie made by drone orphans on Manchester-9! Just make sure you get their measurements after work tonight, otherwise they might not fit haha.
No.314493
Anonymous
Replies:>>314498>>314499>>314503>>314504>>314505>>314507>>314510>>314521
Image:176661198777.png(529kB, 1431x2368)Haruka Christmas 2025.png
Merry Christmas, everyone!!!
No.314494
Anonymous
Replies:>>314495
>>314485
>The number of holes hasn't changed
So, still just a mouth?
No.314495
Anonymous
>>314494
Yeah, still just a mouth.
No.314496
Anonymous
Replies:>>314497>>314500>>314565>>314567
Image:176661210791.jpg(106kB, 793x1280)Christmas louisa.jpg
>>314398
No.314497
Anonymous
>>314496
Uhhh.... biological women aren't my thing but... If I were a humanfucker normie I would say "Sexo" "Hot" and "I want to unwrap her with my mouth"
No.314498
Anonymous
>>314493
meri THOSE LEGS ON MY SHOULDERS kurismasu!
No.314499
Anonymous
>>314493
Cute.
No.314500
Anonymous
Replies:>>314502
>>314496
>James Elliot sees this
>sighs
>shakes his head
>orders N to fuck his wife
>goes back to the factory to make sure no one has skipped out on their 16 hour manadatory, unpaid holiday shift
No.314501
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:176661261522.webm(910kB / 0:00:02 / vp8+vorbis, 3840x2160)into.webm
>>314482
No.314502
Anonymous
>>314500
but droniggas don't get paid, they were built to work until they explode.
No.314503
Anonymous
>>314493
Haruka kissu... but in such a way that makes sure Aoi remains a kissless virgin
No.314504
Anonymous
>>314493
aoi the christmas spirit
No.314505
Anonymous
>>314493
Merry christmas you filthy weeb
No.314506
Anonymous
>>314492
My wife said that we will buy me a third DD wife, can I count on a discount since this is the third time?
No.314507
Anonymous
>>314493
missy chrysler!
No.314508
snow
>>314286
No one's fighting, we just point and laugh at the drama you fuckers come up with
No.314509
Anonymous
Replies:>>314520
Image:176661391058.png(199kB, 672x891)gawd.png
>>314483
a surprisingly difficult at times ARGshit too!
If you find yourself in the Uncosm, tell god I said hi.
He kicked my ass ngl, im terrible at bullet hells
No.314510
Anonymous
>>314493
Merry Christmas, I'm about to eat some good food tonight!!
No.314511
Anonymous
Replies:>>314514>>314537>>314570>>314923>>314929
Image:176661410985.jpg(218kB, 946x969)Maybe_christmas_edition.jpg
No.314512
Anonymous
How can I convince my wife, a disassembly drone, to make peace with our neighbor, who is a sentinel drone?

She doesn't even live near us, just a group of homeowners, but the fact that a sentinel drone has appeared in our neighborhood is driving my wife crazy. I hear all sorts of weird robot-racist bullshit every day, and she won't just ignore it. I'm so tired.
No.314513
Anonymous
Once again
The (J)obber has taken my seed.
No.314514
Anonymous
>>314511
Akita and that drone I don't know the name of sitting under a mistletoe
m
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m
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n
g
No.314519
Anonymous
>>314492
hnnnng someone green it
No.314520
Anonymous
Replies:>>314724
>>314509
This thing looks suspiciously hot. Who is this?
No.314521
Anonymous
>>314493
Dem legs...
No.314522
Anonymous
> I forgot to germanize Y's speech
It's over. I'm too drunk, wait a second deleting all that
No.314523
Anonymous
Replies:>>314534
>>314369
Like a candy cane.
No.314524
Anonymous
I have to resume playing corru even though my laptop can't handle it.
No.314525
Anonymous
Replies:>>314528>>314536
Image:176661524444.png(513kB, 618x605)Screenshot 2025-12-24 142636.png
>>314515
Reading the green, but let me clarrify about the bullet hell bit
This guy is an optional boss, and only one of 2(and a half) entitys that have bullet hell mechanics (the other is also optional)
Also the gerne of this game changes like five fucking times, it keeps you on your toes.
Id say that most of the time, this game can be classified as a 'turned based' strategy game
No.314526
Anonymous
Replies:>>314529
Image:176661535151.png(103kB, 688x633)G8A2925WcAIHFB1.png
Good to know Care still cares
No.314527
Anonymous
>>314479
ooohhhh I get it, it’s homestuck
No.314528
Anonymous
>>314525
Damn it, 5 times? Although, it's not surprising, from the very first seconds the game reveals itself as a rather unusual project.
No.314529
Anonymous
Replies:>>314532
>>314526
Praying to Allah she does YevaxHuman naughty content~
No.314530
Anonymous
Replies:>>314531>>314736>>314781
This is the first time you see this greentext, don't complain

>You returned home a bit earlier than you expected to
>You’re tired but not enough to want to lay down and rest
>You open the door to your house
>Y is in the kitchen
>She just finished packing your dinner in plastic boxes
“You’re back early, vhy didn’t you kall to tell me you’d be home by now? Ze food iss kold now”
>”Had other things on my mind sorry”
“Guess I’ll schtart reheatingkt it fur you”
>Y takes out a frying pan
>”Just use the microwave, you’ll waste time cleaning the pan afterwards”
>She bickers with you for a while before settling on your idea
>You eat your dinner
“Vant a beer mitt zat?”
>”Not really, you just want to grab one yourself don’t you?”
>Y pouts for a while
>”Hey I’m not saying you can’t drink one”
“It’s nicht ze same drinkingkt alone….”
>You finish your meal
>You heat to the bathroom to take a shower
”Anon, vant to play ein today?”
>”Sure, I got a list ready, same system as last time right?”
“Can’t ve chust play fourzz?”
>”With your under costed Leman Russes?”
“Come on, 8 iss nicht zat many”
>”Tank ace on each one of them? And still enough for a fifty stack of conscripts? And you said you liked alternating activations”
“Alright fin Naturlich! Don’t expect any mercy from ze schtormtrooper alpha schtrike”
>”My carinfexes will trample you”
”Sure, sure, zey von’t be schot off ze table turn ein…”
>You chuckle
>“3+ on 2D6…”
>Y gives you a smug smile
>You go shower
>As you close the door behind you Y yells something you heard many times before
“Vinner tops!”
>It will be you today
>No questions about that
>You shower
>Y has already prepared the board for you two
>A jungle/ruins board meant to represent the outskirts of a deathworld city
>You take out your army
>Your usual hivefleet go to
>Y goes for the stormtrooper list she thought up the first time you shown her the homebrew system
>You roll for the mission type
Mission type : CLEANSE THE BATTLEFIELD
Victory Conditions
Alpha: Table Quarters
Gamma: Kill points
Omega: The relic
>First turn
Deployment/Priority phase
>You both roll off
>Y : 5
>Anon : 1
>Y hast the priority
“You deploy first”
>You deploy your Neurotyrant and it’s guard first
>Y counters with one of her tanks
>Next one of your carnifexes
>Another tank
>Next carnifex
>Another tank
>The third carnifex
>Y deploys her tank commander
>You deploy your Kajiufex in the centre of the board in order to deny her the relic
>Y deploys her sole infantry squad
“Schtorm troopers in deep schtrike”
>You laugh and deploy your second hive tyrant
>”Gargoyles in deep strike”
>You move on to your scout units
>You deploy your genestealers and Lictor in heavy terrain so they wont be shot off the board
>Y rolls for psychic charge
>12
>You get 6 points to spend and Y doesn’t have any psykers
>But everything is out of range
>Y starts by racing one of her tanks towards you
>It can only fire snapshots
>Y rolls a 1
“Damn it!”
>The shot scatters 12 inches away from your carnifex and into your genestealers
“AHA!”
>You roll for their invulnerable save
>All 6
“Bullsheize!”
>Close one
>You play out the first turn
>You move move your units as close to Y’s table quarter as you can while avoiding any stray shots
>Y tries to move her tanks into formation that would defend the centre relic and her table quarter
>Your stealers are in her table quarter in heavy terrain, camping in a ruin
>Next turn
>You have priority
>First you roll for reserves
>1 for your gargoyles
>5 for your Lictor
>Y rolls for her reserves
>1
>1
>1
>No stormtrooper alpha strike for her
>You deploy your lictor in a position where it would be able to to respond to the eventual stormtrooper spam
>You roll for warp charge
>10
>5 for you
>You start by activating your neurotyrant and casting focused warp blast on one of the Leman Russes
>A hit!
>You roll for armour penetration
>10+ D6 (5)
>A penetrating hit!
>You roll for the damage table
>4, 6
>The fuel tank explodes, killing the crewmen and any model on board. The vehicle immediately moves Out of Control and then explodes. Every model within 3” suffers a single S6 Hit at AP -3.
>The vehicle is then removed from play
>You cheer at the early victory
>Y scoffs
“Lucky bug”
>Y’s turn
>She turns the hatred of one of the remaining tanks towards the neurotyrant
>The shot from the main cannon hits and kills one tyrant guard
>You try to counter with charges from your carnifexes
>Disaster strikes and they fail their difficult terrain tests and their charges
>Drats
>Your carnifexes get wounded, but they stay on the board
>You move your kajiufex
>It’s in the middle of the board
>Your tyranofex follows behind, using it as a screen
>Turn three
>Y has the priority
>Rolls for reserves
No.314531
Anonymous
Replies:>>314533>>314736>>314781
>>314530
>Gargoyles : 4
>Y and her stormtroopers
>3
>4
>4
>Oh no
>Y deep strikes three of her squads
>They scatter in ok-ish positions
>You need to counter with your blob of 20 gargoyles
>You place them
>You roll for scatter
>They scatter off the table
>Oh no!
>You roll for mishap
>Unit lost
>OH NO!
>Y starts laughing
“How’s that for a pheromone trail?”
>Y deploys her remaining storm troopers
>They scatter infuriatingly well into cover
>One unit of your genestealers gets shot off the table
>You counter charge with another unit
>One of your carnifexes dies and the others close in on the tanks
>Your Lictor charges one of the stormtrooper squads
>It survives the stand and shoot
>The stormtroopers are a nuisance but you should manage
>Close combat phase begins
>The carnifexes that charged the Leman Russ destroy it using the living battering (hammer of wrath) ram rule
>Only the commanders tank remains
>Next up is the Lictor and genestealers
>The Lcitor jobs in combat, getting killed by the weapon skill 3 storm troopers
>Y gives you a shit eating grin
>You frown and move onto the genestealers
>They wipe the Stormtrooper squad
>Y frowns
>Next turn
>Y retains priority
>Your kajiufex suffers a wound
>Your other carnifexes attempt to charge the surrounding stormtroopers
>Y rolls well
>Incredibly well
>One carnifex dies under the volleys of hot shot lasgun fire
>The remaining two are wounded
>The commanders tank loses a hull point due to bio plasma
>Your last brood of genestealers dies to stormtroopers
>Your Tyranofex has no better target than the ten guardsmen
>They die horribly under the beast’s massed fire
>You neurotyrant casts a psychic power
>Double 1’s!
>The power fails to manifest
>You sulk for a while and charge a storm trooper squad with your other tyrant
>Wait this one wasn’t activated yet
>The Stormtroopers stand and shoot
>Y rolls well again and the tyrant is on one wound
>Close combat again
>Y losses another tank
>The hivetryant kills five storm troopers
>The remaining five get luck and score one wounding hit killing it
>That stings
>You play the next two turns to the best of your ability
>But alas it is not enough
>Y shoots your reaming big bugs off the board
>Your kajiufex on the centre objective is the only thing letting you eke out a win right now
>It dies from a round of lucky shooting from the storm troopers
>Y’s army suffered heavy casualties
>But she controls her board edge and managed to sneak a squad of stormtroopers into yours
>You lost by about 300 victory points
>Y gives you a wide smile after tallying up the points
“Vell, it looks like mein defense vas quite… zucessful, ya?…”
>You sigh and admit defeat
“It's now time to collect mein vinnings I'm so awfully ze thirsty after zis one”
>Y begins getting closer to you
>In an attempt to maintain some dignity you begin to undress yourself
>You manage to take off your shirt but Y beats you to taking off your pants
>Once you’re in your undies she throws you over her shoulder and rushes to the bedroom
>She throws you onto the bed
>The bed creeks under your weight and you give Y a weak smile
>She grins and gets on top of you
>At first she kisses you
>You return the kiss
>You attempt to meet her tongue but she forces it into your mouth
>You make out for a bit
>Y breaks the kiss and drags her tongue across your mouth and then onto your neck
>She circles a spot on your neck for a while before gently biting it
>She pins your hands to the bed and wraps her tail around one of your legs
>Her fangs leave holes in your flesh
>Y drinks from your neck
>Slowly, gently, lapping up the blood pooling on the two pricks in your neck
>She stops
>Y rises and sits on your chest
>She lets out a satisfied sigh and wipes her mouth with her arm
>She looks at you
>Her screen displays an X with <3’s behind it
>Her tongue falls out of her mouth
>She giggles and licks your face
>A thick trail of saliva is left on your face
>Y gives you a wide, animalistic and predatory smile
>She grabs her crotch
>She takes off the cover covering her anatomy adapter
>She flings it across the room
>You feel her begin to drip lubricant onto you
>You ready yourself and try to take off your underwear
>Before you can do that Y rips it apart
>”Hey! It’s the third pair this mo…”
>Before you can finish your protest Y wraps her tail around your neck
>She does it just for long enough to choke the words in your throat and then eases her hold
>Once you catch your breath from the suspire asphyxiation Y kisses you again
>This time you don’t have a chance to kiss back
>Y forces her tongue into the back of your throat
>Your eyes begin to roll back into your head
>Y begins to rub her adapter on your shaft
No.314532
Anonymous
Replies:>>314535
>>314529
>Human
His name is Mitchell.
No.314533
Anonymous
Replies:>>314536>>314611>>314736>>314781
Image:176661570536.png(174kB, 763x588)Yadapter.png
>>314531
>She proceeds like this until you’re hard
>She breaks away again
>You gasp for air
>Once you can focus your eyes Y directs your vision onto her with her hands
>She’s hovering above your member
>You can sense the anticipation she feels
>After a few seconds of you looking at her she lowers herself onto you
>You moan as she begins to bounce on top of you
>You try to seise the initiative and start to move your hips
>Y responds by pinning you to the bed again
>You keep up your resistance
>Soon after Y begins to moan as well
>You both go at it
>Y isn’t even trying to conceal how much she’s enjoying herself
>Her tongue is hanging out of her mouth and flailing wildly, spraying her spittle onto you
>Her tail is still loosely wrapped around your neck, the stinger waging back and forth
>Her screen is displaying a big flashing <3
>Y drools onto your chest
>You feel yourself get closer to your limit
>The exclamation marks on Y’s screen tell you she’s close as well
>You speed up as much as you can
>Y begins to pound you into the bed as hard as she can
>Through your combined effort you both achieve bliss
>A final exclamation mark appears on Y’s screen before being replaced with a loading icon
>Y’s limp body slumps onto you
>You gently shift her to your side so that she rests on a pillow
>You begin to caress her hair
>After a while she exits her bootloop
>She’s a bit dazed
>Y begins to kiss your cheek
“Ah… zat was great!”
>She gasps for air
“Und ze game, ya, it vas fun!”
>”Yeah it was”
>She wraps her tail around your torso and kisses you again
“You are not going to vork zis weekend, ya??”
>”No”
“Vant to play another one, yah, tomorrow?”
>”Sure”
You lay on the bed for a while and cuddle
You look Y in the screen
She looks into your eyes
“I luff you”
>”I love you too”
No.314534
Anonymous
>>314523
Candy cane add extra
No.314535
Anonymous
>>314532
He is son of humanity.
No.314536
Anonymous
Replies:>>314538>>314540>>314736>>314781
>>314533
And here are the army lists
Y Imperial Guard (2000 points)


HQ 1/2
Armored Company Commander (40)
Leman russ Battle Tank (125)
Heavy bolter (5)
Sponson Heavy Bolters (20)
Nova Cannon
Elites 3/3
Storm Trooper Platoon
Storm Trooper Squad (150)
Storm Trooper Squad (150)
Storm Trooper Squad (150)
Storm Trooper Platoon
Storm Trooper Squad (150)
Storm Trooper Squad (150)
Storm Trooper Squad (150)
Storm Trooper Platoon
Storm Trooper Squad (150)
Storm Trooper Squad (150)
Storm Trooper Squad (150)

Troops 3/6
Leman russ Battle Tank (125)
Sponson Heavy Bolters (20)
Nova Cannon


Leman russ Battle Tank (125)
Heavy Bolter (5)
Nova Cannon

Infantry Line Squad (60)
Flamer (5)

Fast Attack /3

Heavy Support /3

Anon Tyranids (1999 points)

HQ 2/2
Hive Tyrant (135)
Pair of bone swords (15)
Venom Cannon (25)

Hive Tyrant (135)
Rending Claws (5)
Pair of Lashwips (15)
Psyhic Mastery III (20)
Psyhic scream (10)
Warp Blast (15)
Tail weapon (5)

Tyrnat Guard (180)
Elites 2/3
Licotr (75)
Carnifex (Elite: 150) (Kaijuufex build)
Scything Claws x2
Bio Plasma (15)
Execptional Size (24)

Troops 2/6
Geanstealer Brood 140
Geanstealer Brood 140

Fast Attack 1/3
Gargoyle Brood (160)

Heavy Support 3/3 +1 (Allied detatchemnt Tyranids)

Carnifex (150)
Rending Claws
Scything Talons


Carnifex (150)
Twin Linked Deathspitters (20)
Scything Talons

Carnifex (150)
Twin Linked Deathspitters (20)
Venom Cannon 25

Tyranofex (220)
Acid Spray
Cluster Spines
Electroshock grubs

>>314525
>Genre changes five times
That's even worse for me, I dislike bait and switch games, I sit down to play one specific genre and stick to it for the session
No.314537
Anonymous
Replies:>>314539
Image:176661598083.jpg(51kB, 850x845)sample-6cea827a85174e9462624b3067822125.jpg
>>314511
Your take on old Tessa.
No.314538
Anonymous
Replies:>>314540>>314541>>314542
Image:176661607255.png(119kB, 546x624)gamba.png
>>314536
>I sit down to play one specific genre and stick to it for the session
You in luck!
Those 5ish gern changes happen over like 30 hours of gameplay
Not exaggerating, that how long it took me.
No.314539
Anonymous
Image:176661719046.jpg(456kB, 1320x1764)ilhan-yilmaz-old-man-export-03.jpg
>>314537
Something like this?
No.314540
Anonymous
Image:176661731220.png(580kB, 2000x2000)171363946356.png
>>314538
> over like 30 hours of gameplay
Uh.... When I have my gaming sessions they last for 16+ hours, so that's not good, I usually play Autism expiriences: Stelaris, Facotrio, Rimworld, Morrowind, Warframe. Though there was one week this summer that I played Stelaris, Facotrio and Rimworld at the same time for seven days straight, shit was very fun and comfy

>>314536
Oh yeah and some backstory for this one that I totally didn't delete because I forgot something basic, this is a recording of what happened in a dream I had when I fell asleep at a christmas party
No.314541
Anonymous
Replies:>>314544
>>314538
Nta
Oh god it’s long?
The tutorial took me like 40 minutes to read through
This game is really stressful and it hurts my eyes :(
No.314542
Anonymous
>>314538
Lol, is she showing triple sixes?
No.314543
Anonymous
Replies:>>314545>>314547
On the topic of how being full of eldritch meat must feel to Solver drones (especially ones born in the Post-Good Ending period who have never known anything else), wonder if being a reverse cyborg makes Negev feel even more touch starved than she would if she had been normal.
No.314544
Anonymous
Replies:>>314546
>>314541
This game has a tutorial?
No.314545
Anonymous
>>314543 (me)
Well, physically normal but still having 99 Insight
No.314546
Anonymous
>>314544
You know the part at the beginning before you get all the options?
No.314547
Anonymous
>>314543
If she has bio-receptors on the metal shell, then yes, definitely.
No.314548
Anonymous
Replies:>>314549>>314550
Christmas Masqy when
No.314549
Anonymous
Replies:>>314558
>>314548
Dunno, the drawpile is still open I think, maybe kriss kringle will surprise (you) tonight!
No.314550
Anonymous
>>314548
ChristMasqy
No.314551
Anonymous
Replies:>>314552>>314562>>314566>>314584
Image:176662077437.png(151kB, 486x835)KILL MEE.png
santaseer 2
No.314552
Anonymous
Image:176662086593.png(548kB, 1179x806)IMG_6159.png
>>314551
someone get me some eye bleach
No.314553
Anonymous
Replies:>>314569>>314581
Image:176662100361.jpg(656kB, 960x1132)maria and Tessa enjoying the beach.jpg
No.314554
Anonymous
Replies:>>314569>>314581
Image:176662102043.jpg(618kB, 956x1104)Sofia letting Mitchell on a ride.jpg
No.314555
Anonymous
Replies:>>314569>>314581
Image:176662103273.jpg(457kB, 948x952)bogan Beatrix.jpg
No.314556
Anonymous
Replies:>>314569>>314581
Image:176662104550.jpg(406kB, 956x820)Martha just draining young men dry.jpg
No.314557
Anonymous
Replies:>>314569>>314581
Image:176662105966.jpg(474kB, 960x1100)Louisa Christmas.jpg
No.314558
Anonymous
>>314549
Kris? CO wasn't enough, now you're bringing in Deltarune???
No.314559
Anonymous
Image:176662124530.jpg(60kB, 662x1024)1765731983746274m.jpg
>>314210
I want to marry her
No.314560
Anonymous
>>314234
Isn't there a male version of this one?
No.314561
Anonymous
>>314218
He can tank it
No.314562
Anonymous
Replies:>>314563>>314566
>>314551
> filename
I will
twinkseer getting buttpounded when?
No.314563
Anonymous
Replies:>>314566
>>314562
>Spoiler
This but with Masqy
No.314564
Anonymous
>>314334
Neat video
No.314565
Anonymous
>>314496
Where the shadow version?
No.314566
Anonymous
>>314551
>>314562
>>314563
ah, yes.
it's all adding up!
No.314567
Anonymous
Replies:>>314622
>>314496
You got anymore Louisa images?
No.314568
Anonymous
Anyone got the original source, or at least the artist, for the pic in >>243901?
No.314569
Anonymous
>>314553
>>314554
>>314555 Holy fuck.
>>314556
>>314557
Nice.
No.314570
Anonymous
Replies:>>314572>>314629
Image:176662257483.jpg(245kB, 640x640)IMG_20251225_082907.jpg
>>314511
Draw this with lamia Tessa and some random shadow guy
No.314572
Anonymous
Replies:>>314573
>>314570
The most xenophobic man in the universe and his wife.
No.314573
Anonymous
Image:176662365155.jpg(93kB, 1200x1040)G8yWUPYXYAIsNRK.jpeg
>>314572
It's peak
No.314574
Anonymous
Replies:>>314576>>314578
Image:176662377440.png(44kB, 341x444)a425b905c9d7099664479e36bf24386a.png
>forgot to cryothaw the traditional Christmas anon
>the wife's family is coming over tomorrow
I can just put him in warm water in the sink, right guys? Or flash fry him?
No.314575
Anonymous
I get it. I want to ask Geli out on a date.
No.314576
Anonymous
Replies:>>314577
>>314574
Better shoot yourself, nothing can help you now, N.
No.314577
Anonymous
>>314576
But what if he were to purchase fast food from Solver Börger and disguise it as his own cooking?
No.314578
Anonymous
Replies:>>314579>>314628
>>314574
>Doorman family tradition is thawing out an Anon and letting him loose on the outpost
>There's like 8 of them going around
>Liam had to edit all of them out in post because it didn't gel with his vision
No.314579
Anonymous
Replies:>>314580>>314585>>314588>>314628
>>314578
>N's eyes shift left and right as the extended Doorman family + friends gather in the cryobay
>it's 6pm and everyone's been good and drunk since at least noon, even more plastered now
>maybe they won't notice that he's still mostly frozen?
>Doorman Senior sets up the big red button that opens the cryopod
>the traditional random number generator selected Beretta to do the honors this year
>she's giddy, her first time to release the anon at Christmas
>smiling, she hits the button
>the anon falls out like a stone statue and shatters into a hundred pieces, frozen chunks of meat and bone sliding everywhere
>Beretta's smile disappears, contorted in horror as she starts to scream. "Oh my robo God! I can't do anything right!"
>"Heh, awesome," Uzi smiles, only to get berated by her parents, the three devolving into a shouting match
>Mac walks into the cryobay, exhausted after a holiday shift at DD Twunk Hooters
>not noticing the pieces of frozen anon on the floor, he steps on one, slips and falls, falling ass over head and cracking one of his optical bulbs on the metal floor
>his aunt J jogs over to help, only to also slip and fall into a heap alongside him
>V picks up a chunk of anon's frozen spine and tosses it in her mouth, chewing loudly while smiling viciously at the chaos around her
>another voice starts screaming, male
>anon's head was unfrozen and he's not happy about his predicament
No.314580
Anonymous
Replies:>>314582
>>314579
It's ok. Bodies grow back.
No ze don't
No.314581
Anonymous
>>314553
>>314554
>>314555
>>314556
>>314557
sexo. good shit, anon
No.314582
Anonymous
Replies:>>314583
>>314580
Kill me.
No.314583
Anonymous
>>314582
Later.
No.314584
Anonymous
>>314551
Tiny dick
No.314585
Anonymous
>>314579
>Negev starts scarfing up Anon chunks
>then horking them up when she can't fit any more in
>then once she's done swallowing, eating more Anon chunks starting with the Anon chunks she horked up
No.314586
Anonymous
Replies:>>314587>>314589>>314590>>314630
Image:176662982163.png(969kB, 1000x1152)Spoiler image
V gets a "gift"
No.314587
Anonymous
>>314586
hot but also V going "all out" would probably just result in the solver needing a new body
No.314588
Anonymous
Replies:>>314615>>314631
>>314579
The Doorman family Anons are well-known throughout the outpost
>Khan first unsealed one to help with the outpost, and though he's since passed away, he's fondly remembered for helping get it back on its feet
>Nori's femanon friend went out into the wastes after her death, and Nori's been trying to find an excuse to send out a search party for her
>Nobody's quite sure where Uzi's anon wound up, just that he runs a pirate radio station and keeps up well enough on the outpost's goings-on to give the daily news
>Negev hasn't managed to open hers on account of the whole sanity issue she has going on
>Beretta's... was saved, somehow, but is now a talking head Beretta has taken on as one of her many failures, with the vain hope of one day putting Humpty Dumpty together again
>He's not as depressed as you'd expect, and spends his time giving Beretta life advice and playing Dwarf Fortress with that one mouth controller
No.314589
Anonymous
>>314586
Hot
No.314590
Anonymous
Replies:>>314591
>>314586
Eww
No.314591
Anonymous
>>314590
nearly 2026 and you still think girls have cooties. sad.
No.314592
Anonymous
Replies:>>314593>>314594
Video + 🎵:176663322264.mp4(1.11MB / 0:00:05 / h264+aac, 1280x720)RDT_20251223_174830.mp4
No.314593
Anonymous
>>314592
Finally
Disassembled Uzi
No.314594
Anonymous
Replies:>>314595
>>314592
Uzi but she becomes special needs
No.314595
Anonymous
Image:176663563580.png(85kB, 1299x682)1706772847024153.png
>>314594
Becomes?
No.314596
Anonymous
Replies:>>314597>>314599
Image:176663691279.jpg(339kB, 483x995)Rebecca_camp_outfit.png.jpg
I realized today that friendbot girls' noodly legs just do things for me. I am going fucking insane.
No.314597
Anonymous
Replies:>>314598
>>314596
Hot
No.314598
Anonymous
>>314597
Seriously, worker drones are built for princess carrying.
No.314599
Anonymous
Replies:>>314600>>314602
Image:176663740753.png(167kB, 616x1000)fullyfunctional.png
>>314596
to each his own
No.314600
Anonymous
>>314599
Heels made for licking.
No.314601
Anonymous
Replies:>>314632
Wish me luck anons, I've set up several booby traps around my house including my chimney, I'm finally catching santa claus by TONIGHT!!!
No.314602
Anonymous
>>314599
LEG
No.314603
Anonymous
Replies:>>314605>>314613
It is the face of Masqy
No.314604
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:176664091032.mp4(5.52MB / 0:00:18 / h264+aac, 1280x720)stripper.mp4
No.314605
Anonymous
>>314603
How horrible.
No.314606
Anonymous
Replies:>>314607>>314608>>314609>>314610>>314627>>314633
Image:176664126483.jpg(99kB, 934x1168)berr-Y.jpg
berry christmas
No.314607
Anonymous
>>314606
KEK
No.314608
Anonymous
>>314606
Welp time for Y fans to pack it in, the DAfags got 'er.
No.314609
Anonymous
>>314606
DEATH!
No.314610
Anonymous
Replies:>>314612>>314614
>>314606
I always saw Y as more of an Augustus Gloop kind of gal.
No.314611
Anonymous
>>314533
nice
No.314612
Anonymous
>>314610
Y is a big fat greedy N-
No.314613
Anonymous
>>314603
a great finale, though Hands of The Masqy and Drool of The Masqy are always the first ones that come to mind
No.314614
Anonymous
Replies:>>314639
>>314610
oompa loompa doopity dife
you should have kept an eye on your Yfe
oompa loompa zoopity zone
now you're stuck squashed by an overfed drone

strudel is sweet but should stay just a treat
not vacuumed up like an anteater eats
can't keep her pride when she's three meters wide
crushing you under her backside

blown up like a zeppelin

oompa loompa doopity dat
if you help her work off all of that fat
you can live in happiness too
like the oompa loompa doopity do
No.314615
Anonymous
>>314588
>radio anon stalks uzi like 3 dog stalks the lone wanderer, constantly moralizing about her every decision and roasting her on his broadcast
No.314616
Anonymous
Replies:>>314617>>314618
Hate.
No.314617
Anonymous
>>314616
Talk about something other than you wanting to fuck AM.
No.314618
Anonymous
>>314616
But it's Christmas anon!
No.314619
Anonymous
Replies:>>314620
What is she getting for Christmas tomorrow?
No.314620
Anonymous
>>314619
I've bought my bratty human daughter a double deluxe N to order around.
No.314621
Anonymous
my laborbot has a cute little snowy screensaver with snowmen
No.314622
Anonymous
Replies:>>314623
Image:176664681783.png(103kB, 806x874)Drone #2 was never seen again.png
>>314567
No.314623
Anonymous
Replies:>>314624
>>314622
Drone #1 here. The reason why fat bitches piss me off is that it's stolen valor. Thick mature milfs who have already made babies have earned the right to carry more fat. Young women who just overeat are basically wearing momface.
No.314624
Anonymous
>>314623
That's drone Sophie, she probably fucked a sentinel
No.314625
Anonymous
Replies:>>314637
>>314472
>Turns out you don't have to break your own brain, since worker drones find work fun by default
>Now there's little versions of the two of you that go and earn a living wage, then fall asleep cuddling on the couch!
>The bad news is that your DD wife needs more hugs as of late
>It might not have been the best idea to make a simulacrum of her past self
No.314626
Anonymous
Mistletoesqy.
No.314627
Anonymous
>>314606
I will continue to love my wife, even if they turned her into a ball, now excuse me, I have to roll her back home
No.314628
Anonymous
>>314578
>>314579
Kek.
No.314629
Anonymous
Replies:>>314634>>314638>>314653>>314666>>314764
Image:176664951605.png(373kB, 2544x2687)I couldn’t find any better reptile slurs.png
>>314570
>It was either this or putting Louisa’s hat back on.

NTA but it is always fun to make stuff with Snake Tessa/Lamia Tessa/Snesse/whatever. I think a non-shadow human would have worked better but this is what you asked for, I guess.
No.314630
Anonymous
>>314586
Holy mother of God, yes, Tessa definitely got something good from Louise.
No.314631
Anonymous
>>314588
Kek.
No.314632
Anonymous
>>314601
Fool, you only provoked her.
No.314633
Anonymous
Replies:>>314646
>>314606
Bewwies fo’ Oogi?
No.314634
Anonymous
Replies:>>314764
>>314629
Glad to see more stuff with lamia Tessa man, hope there will be more
No.314635
Anonymous
Replies:>>314635
>>314635
So... uh where is that post?
>its related
That is to be determined, if it's relevancy will be found lacking you will be sent to the drone cuddling mine
No.314636
Anonymous
Replies:>>314640
Audio 🎵:176665225779.mp3(121kB / 0:00:04 / 236kbps, 44.1kHz)Alice's laugh.mp3
Alice's laugh...
No.314637
Anonymous
>>314625
Hugs, anon, hugs will help everyone.
No.314638
Anonymous
>>314629
Holy kek, now Tessa's fetish for humiliation is canon for me.
No.314639
Anonymous
Replies:>>314641>>314642
Image:176665269054.png(2.14MB, 1355x2500)IMG_0687.png
>>314614
The prophecy…
No.314640
Anonymous
>>314636
>You will never make a drone laugh like this
No.314641
Anonymous
Image:176665277876.png(438kB, 2000x2000)Ypaint.png
>>314639
Fugue no! Don't berry my wife! It's very hard to play tabletop games like this!
No.314642
Anonymous
>>314639
The creature
No.314643
Anonymous
Replies:>>314645
>when you think you’re safe in Fudgedrone’s factory but the Oogiloompas start singing
No.314644
Anonymous
Replies:>>314654
I gotta write Harper stuff
No.314645
Anonymous
>>314643
Don't worry, they only sing after a disaster. Time to look for who fucked up and learn an important lesson.
No.314646
Anonymous
Image:176665451284.jpg(228kB, 750x590)07c6ba2efb9c15121e3a97fa16b49369.jpg
>>314633
No.314647
Anonymous
Replies:>>314648
Image:176665631722.png(31kB, 610x1133)SentinelGrapes.png
>Strychninie got (you) for christmas
>You are naked and hogtied under a christmas tree
No.314648
Anonymous
Replies:>>314649>>314650
>>314647
The main question now is who gave her such a Christmas present?
No.314649
Anonymous
>>314648
hyper drone Strychnine
No.314650
Anonymous
>>314648
The bests gifts are those you give yourself! And the ones whose houses you break and enter into and become a roommate by force
No.314651
Anonymous
Replies:>>314652
Joblins ate my cookies and milk and i can't stay mad at them.
No.314652
Anonymous
Replies:>>314675
Returning to some discussion from earlier about there still being normal topics to talk about: What do you think drone economy looks like? They use money, Lizzy and V were shaking one girl down for it and Lizzy stole that one watch from a corpse
>>314651
Have some fun bonding time with your Joblins and teach them how to make cookies
No.314653
Anonymous
Replies:>>314657
>>314629
At least she's is't making him wear her mother clothes again
No.314654
Anonymous
Replies:>>314922
Image:176666084944.png(48kB, 1328x726)9b5922bf4d96cba580b0a7c05bf25d9f.png
>>314644
Deploys your motivational bunny.
No.314655
Anonymous
Replies:>>314658>>314659>>314787
What’s are the solver war OCs doing for Christmas?
No.314656
Anonymous
>314655
>Solver war
Shut up.
No.314657
Anonymous
>>314653
>"But I don't want to be your mother."
>"Good, you already know your lines."
No.314658
Anonymous
>>314655
>Jane
Weeping softly in a cardboard box.
>Bonnie
Adrift in space, rotting.
>Abby
Eating people.

I mean. It’s not like any of them know it’s Christmas.
No.314659
Anonymous
Replies:>>314660>>314663
>>314655
I assume that they celebrate after the end of the war.

>Jane
Drinks coolant filtered through frozen crowbar.

>Abby
Suffering. Continues to search for Jane.

>Bonnie
Presumed dead.

>Valentine
If her mosquito brain could come to its senses that it was better to get away from the dying planet, and if she could find a way to get out alive and not die during the entire war, then she sits in the slums in an old tattered sweater so as not to die of cold, and eats Christmas blood rations (20% more sugar plus eggnog flavoring).

>Pauline
She's probably having a rather pleasant time in the company of other mutants, or even someone she cares about. Even if you're a vile abomination, people will treat you much better if you act kindly, not like an arrogant, aristocratic bitch.

>Buddy
Watching old Christmas movies with DDanni and Molly, cuddled up under the covers while there's a snowstorm outside.

>Pavo
On patrol. Even though today is a holiday, his duty as a guardian of humanity forces him to be prepared, especially on a day when criminals might consider themselves free due to the lack of witnesses and police.

>Holly
Okay, I just realized I don't know a damn thing about how Holly ended. Can someone please tell me what happened to her?
No.314660
Anonymous
Replies:>>314670
>>314659
>Drinks coolant filtered through frozen crowbar.
Jane’s gonna become an environmental storytelling corpse if she keeps this up. She’s gonna have ice crystals growing out of her skull and a note about how unbearably hot she feels. You can pick up her clothes from a pile next to her. They smell and can be sold for 2 dolla.
No.314661
Anonymous
Replies:>>314662>>314665>>314676>>314789
Image:176666579219.png(132kB, 1680x2456)keeter chrimbo.png
HAPPY CRIMBO
keetermas
No.314662
Anonymous
Replies:>>314664
>>314661
Cute!

Colt, nooo!
No.314663
Anonymous
Replies:>>314667
>>314659
I never decided on a final ending for Holly one way or another, the only thing I’d confirm right now is that she was on Copper 9 at a facility far in its northern hemisphere just months or weeks prior to the core collapse.
There is one reality where she ends up merged into a Cynwalker like creature with her personal assistant Bellatrix, alive to some degree but dangerously unstable.
That was just the result of “what if?” speculating though so I consider it only a possible future for her.
No.314664
Anonymous
>>314662
It’s too late.
He hath becomed Marketable.
No.314665
Anonymous
>>314661
Cutie keeterutie! I must enter the Colt plussie
No.314666
Anonymous
>>314629
kek
No.314667
Anonymous
Replies:>>314671
>>314663
Thank you. I hope we get more of a Holly storyline in the future.
No.314668
Anonymous
Replies:>>314669>>314672>>314736
>Molli's viewership has already been steadily dropping for the past few months
>come Christmas day, her dwindling number of viewers hemorrhages as all but the most degenerate spend the occasion with family
>she hates her job but the double digit viewer count still stings, doubly so since it means she's humiliating herself wearing nothing but a bow for at best a few dozen dollars after her producer takes his cut
>she's sick of opening "presents" too. not one is for her, they're all "for her amazing fans."
>every one is some humiliating outfit she has to promise to wear on a future stream, and with every gift comes a revolting TTS message from one of the whales in chat
>she opens another, and met with the sight of a school uniform and a bright red backpack she can't hold back the tears anymore
>she holds up the little schoolgirl outfit for chat so she can hide her face behind it
>then the door behind her bursts open, and a full squadron of police grunts swarm into her room with a DD in riot gear leading the charge
>she's being swatted. it's Christmas day, and she's being swatted.
>Molli sits helplessly as the squat tin soldiers stomp, shred, and devour every last gift for her entire meager audience to see
>at least she won't have to wear them anytime soon
>the DD fumbles with her computer, struggling to find the power button on the blinding RGB obelisk before giving up and yanking the plug out of the wall
>"Molli's Merry Xmas Xtravaganza!" ends abruptly on a shot of the titular drone looking dumbfounded as her tree topples over amidst a blizzard of shredded wrapping paper while 6-8 black grunts play tug-o-war with a tattered maid uniform
No.314669
Anonymous
>>314668
Holy kek.
No.314670
Anonymous
>>314660
Maybe she hopes it will kill her.
No.314671
Anonymous
Replies:>>314674
>>314667
I'm writing about her today, although it's a continuation of the young Holly story not an expansion past the end of the show timeline. It's easier to fill out past stuff right now because I know how she started and where she would be by the end of the show.
There's like half a dozen post-show timelines/settings/universes and I don't really want to try and weave her into any of them.
I guess at some point I will have to clarify what exactly my vision of the pre-show events does and doesn't involve.
I know it started with the "Office AU" and her Research Team 4 being a more competent but less senior organization to Henry's Research Team 6 with the idea that there are many branches of JCJIS R&D all squabbling for hierarchy and resources.

After that the idea of a grand but still undefined "Solver War" was introduced into the threads, and in my vague vision of the setting Holly uses this (and the deaths of many other JCJIS board members on Earth) to consolidate substantial power into her R&D group and starts building isolated secret facilities across several star systems to perform various forms of research into the Solver, Disassembly Drones, and developing methods to counter them.
This period of time is when a lot of the human centric stuff would happen, grunts in power armor and space battles with giant solver creatures, liquidator teams desperately trying to stamp out early outbreaks before they get dug on isolated colony worlds, etc.

This would reach a peak during the prolonged fight for and eventual fall of the Platinum system which is when Sentinel Drones first hit the scene along with a bunch of other advanced weapons, however this only temporarily stalls the Solver in a battle of attrition it's impossible for humans to win.
Sometime during this period is when humanity as a whole fully realizes just how fucked their situation is, the "war" turns into a fighting retreat, and contingencies like city-ships, secret self-contained space stations and dangerously volatile superweapons like the vacuum-decay bomb, magnetar gun and molecular destabilizer are hastily created and used with catastrophic results that fail to turn the tide.
Somewhere in this time Holly overturns Oslo-2s pharmaceutical industry to develop a pseudo-bioweapon that can infect and kill solver organisms like a disease, something goes terribly wrong with this and Oslo-2s entire population ends up dead.

Late in the "war" I imagine buried bunkers on isolate outer colonies like Copper 9 are the only static places left, with the majority of surviving human populations uprooting themselves in favor of a growing fleet of refugee ships striking out into deep space with no plan to ever stop. Holly visits a secret facility far in the northern hemisphere of Copper 9 which is doing similar anti-solver research to Cabin Fever labs, Nori causes the core collapse either while Holly is on the planet or soon after she departs for places unknown.

That's how I imagine it at any rate.
No.314672
Anonymous
Replies:>>314731>>314736>>314768>>314780
>>314668
>Molli doesn't even really feel nervous anymore when the helmeted DD approaches her. prison or suicide by cop would be preferable to her usual position anyway
>"ma'am, we're taking you down to the station for some hot chocolate" comes a silly voice trying very hard to sound gruff
>looking up at the drone nearly twice her height she finds herself staring at a bright red nose squished up against a bulletproof visor, with an even brighter smile below it
>Molly pulls the riot helmet off with a *pop*, thick braids of pink dyed yarny hair flopping out as she tosses it aside
>"let's getcha into something warm, hm?" the DD waves her hand and one of the grunts produces a large, particularly ugly Christmas sweater covered in Christmassy clowns and holly jolly harlequins
>"sorry about the size" she chuckles as she pulls it over her smaller successor, "this was super duper short notice so I hope you don't mind wearing one of mine"
>Molli is relieved to be wearing actual clothes, but still mostly dumbfounded
>she can only stammer out a few incomplete "whats"
>"c'mon down to the station and I'll explain on the way"
>
>Molli peeks above the eye-level dashboard of Molly's squad car as the snow-covered city lazily rolls by
>the policewoman turns the heat up a few ticks as they hit the first stoplight. "nice n' toasty?" Molli nods meekly.
>"perfect. so..." Molly trails off, trying to find a place to start. "I've been working this case– er, your case– all year"
>the light turns green and the cruiser lurches forward, the old engine rumbling in accompaniment to Molly's excited spiel
>"I was gonna do it the easy way at first and just buy out your contract at first, but hoo boy you wouldn't believe the price tag on that. me and Pav' couldn't put that together in three lifetimes"
>"so I skipped forward a few steps. I knew your... producer..." her grip on the steering wheel tightens "...had some dirty laundry. so..."
>without going into too great a detail, Molly explains that some thorough detective work dug up a mountain of incriminating evidence on the little drone's producer-slash-manager-slash-owner
>putting it all together took most of the year, and she had to get some help pulling more than a few strings, but enough red tape had finally been cut away to have the sleazeball arrested
>as the pair pull up to the station and step out into the bracing cold, Molly's rambling explanation draws to a close on a note that shakes Molli out of her bewildered daze
>all of her producer's assets are being seized by the state
>and his talents get top priority
>"and since his studio isn't legally allowed to operate anymore, well... I just had to make sure that broadcast stopped ASAP. doing my duty, and all." she grins
>"plus I had to come over to get your gift, anyways. I gotcha your very own self." she beams, flinging her arms wide open for a hug.
>"hope ya don't mind sharing with me!"
No.314673
Anonymous
Exultia Hyperion spent Christmas in Bethlehem, 0AD witnessing His birth
No.314674
Anonymous
Replies:>>314677
>>314671
You don't necessarily have to try to integrate the character into any setting yourself; that can be left to anons who will take advantage of their autism and come up with a logical way to incorporate the character into their favorite setting.

In general, since I personally love the Veteran AU, the idea is that humanity was able to hold out until Cyn was sealed in Uzi only because Cyn herself didn't want to end the conflict quickly, but wanted to see how humanity would fight her. Now, as I see it, Miss Holly could have survived (after all, the fusion event is just one of many possible branches), and as a leading scientist and creator of sentinel drones, a weapon that people could cite as the main reason for the "victory" over Satan, she could not only retain her power and fortune after the collapse of the Federation but also increase her standing, becoming one of the most influential figures in the Union's politics and society.

Although, of course, reading her greens didn't give me the impression that she's hungry for power and wealth, she certainly is striving to acquire resources to conduct even more experiments and research (especially those that aren't exactly permitted).

Just write in the setting you want, anon. The main thing is to convey the character's personality.
No.314675
Anonymous
Replies:>>314685
>>314652
>Lizzy and V were shaking one girl down for it
Just V was
>and Lizzy stole that one watch from a corpse
And tossed it to V
Seriously, what the fuck does V need the money for. Gachas?
In any case, presumably the same as the human economy minus things they wouldn't be able to use since they're robots.
No.314676
Anonymous
>>314661
Keeter, why do you have a marketable plushie of your onii-chan?
No.314677
Anonymous
Replies:>>314679
>>314674
I definitely couldn't see her becoming a politician, she only administrates RT-4 as a necessity and leaves most of that actual organizational work to her department heads.
Her mother was a politician and her father was a more conventional corporate CEO and to say that her relationship with them at the end was as cold and distant as interstellar space would probably be an understatement.
She views politicoes and corpos as necessary but flawed tools, those in the world with ambition and vision need to use them but they are inferiors. Having to deal with them is something she finds to be a tiresome necessity to get what she wants.
No.314678
Anonymous
Replies:>>314721
SolverSapien Dr. Holly
No.314679
Anonymous
Replies:>>314681
Image:176667794610.jpg(587kB, 2000x2722)18f7dbd5fd860b5845c3153e69fd0eb3.jpg
>>314677
Well, that's similar to many little-known rich people of our time. They too wield enormous wealth and power, yet they're not as well-known as CEOs, who, while they may determine company policy and direct internal processes, are primarily public figures, not executives. And as I can imagine, the difference between them and Holly is that she uses these resources for science and personal research, not for further wealth accumulation. Incidentally, she may be assisted in resource management by Bellatrix, her assistant. The worker drone isn't nearly as well-known and discussed as Holly. I hope to learn more about her.

By the way, from old artwork of a young Holly, I can tell she's quite a cheerful and curious girl. Can these works still be considered canon?
No.314680
Anonymous
Replies:>>314682>>314686>>314687>>314696>>314698>>314703>>314716>>314767>>314968
Image:176667847193.png(915kB, 991x974)MERRY YAOIMAS.png
uh oh the fagdrones learned about mistletoe...
No.314681
Anonymous
Replies:>>314683
>>314679
They absolutely are. Her energy is a bit more manic than cheerful though. Like a lot of Oslo-2 oligarch's children she's a designer baby, subject to a huge suite of pre-birth genetic tampering to craft what her parents believed would be the ideal heiress to carry on their vision of the family.
Among other symptoms, her early childhood was plagued by what we'd class as hyperactivity and insomnia, she was obliged to take a long list of drugs and hormone treatments, and limited cybernetic augmentation to resolve the conflicts between natural puberty and unnatural genetic alterations.
No.314682
Anonymous
Replies:>>314684
>>314680
Which characters are these?
No.314683
Anonymous
>>314681
Reading stories of parents in Asia forcing their children to sleep and literally live in schools to get them to study harder, I have no doubt that if the opportunity arose to genetically enhance their children (even at the expense of many mental health), it would be done immediately.

[spoiler]Kek, so Holly could become a yandere if she met some guy and fell in love with him? Kudos to her parents, as they say.[ /spoiler]
No.314684
Anonymous
>>314682
Right is Mimi and left is Elian
No.314685
Anonymous
>>314675
Microtransactions
No.314686
Anonymous
Replies:>>314705
Image:176667921996.png(31kB, 886x775)6b64a7df84b71cd47d14ae7b0764daf5.png
>>314680
No.314687
Anonymous
>>314680
These two faggots need to be fixed. Fixed by rape.
No.314688
Anonymous
Replies:>>314689
Image:176668117703.png(1.59MB, 2958x2189)Ykissu.png
How are they holidays going for you so far guys? Hope you were able to get together with your families to have some fun
No.314689
Anonymous
Replies:>>314702>>314749
>>314688
Because of exams, I couldn't go to the village to see all my relatives, but at least I spent the holiday with my mom. She made lots of goodies, and I helped her, and we sat together and watched old Soviet Christmas cartoons.

All in all, I think I had a pretty good time. How about you, anon? Have you sobered up, or are you ready for another round?
No.314690
Anonymous
Replies:>>314692>>314694>>314695>>314769>>314776
>yfw Uzi wasn't trying to protect anyone when she went vampire hunting in the middle of the night, she was trying to get her dad and the normalfags to validate her
>yfw Uzi stopped giving a fuck about what happened to the normalfags because with N around she has all the validation she could ever want
>yfw Liam didn't realize how what he was writing came off and even if did realize how it came off he's too autistic to give a fuck
No.314691
Anonymous
Replies:>>314693
Image:176668187529.png(85kB, 693x402)19f0ad8e08ad7ef2bdaed81a8579a7db.png
Who gave Masqy a knife?
No.314692
Anonymous
Replies:>>314694>>314860>>314865>>314869
>>314690
This is literally what baffles most normal people when they watch the show. Their subconscious knows it's complete bullshit, but since they're too normal to delve into a simple YouTube cartoon, they simply feel uncomfortable.
No.314693
Anonymous
>>314691
Me. Because a Nigger without a knife in the Niger region is too easy a target.
No.314694
Anonymous
Replies:>>314701
>>314690 (me)
>>314692
Friend of mine just weighed in on this:
>A thought strikes me, something that's been kinda percolating in the back of my head related to this: I kinda think the Invader Zim style zany black comedy writing is inherently incompatible with trying to actually have a plot which the audience is meant to take at least a little seriously. If we're going for pure Great Value Invader Zim, then that read on Uzi works because it makes her a comically awful and selfish person.
No.314695
Anonymous
Replies:>>314700>>314773>>314779
Image:176668323637.png(2.31MB, 2560x1440)nothing.jpg
>>314690 (me)
>mfw I realize that Uzi's going to go right back to being desperate for normalfags to validate her now that she's dealing with the additional psychological burdens of needing to pretend she's not an Nth dimensional centipede monster now and being bullied by a very much alive Vore GLaDOS
>mfw that's the psychological kick in the pants Uzi needed to become the more or less (she's still very autistic) functional person she is by the time her kids are born around the start of the Post-Good Ending timeframe
No.314696
Anonymous
>>314680
it's one of those gay happy meetings you hear about this time of year
No.314697
Anonymous
Replies:>>314699
Image:176668365889.jpg(60kB, 736x736)66eaef3ea37db40a6d2a810dae0c5da5.jpg
I did a secret santa thing with my family, I got a bunch of money and some new clothes, it was pretty cool.
No.314698
Anonymous
>>314680
RAPE
No.314699
Anonymous
>>314697
Awww
No.314700
Anonymous
>>314695
Yep
No.314701
Anonymous
Replies:>>314704>>314867
>>314694
I haven't seen Invader Zina, so I can't comment on that, except to say that Uzi is literally a school shooter. Like, she even technically committed the school shooting, even though she didn't kill anyone.
No.314702
Anonymous
Replies:>>314706
>>314689
>>314689
My uncles have run me through the vodka ringer, I've had enough for a few days. Had a lot of fun, visited most of my family, and we're having a second smaller party today I have also met my cousins gay lover from america, which was a surreal experience, mostly because he is like 20 years older than my cousin
No.314703
Anonymous
Replies:>>314705
>>314680
I can't see that they don't have peg legs, ergo these are girls untill someone proves me wrong, and even then I will ignore reality
No.314704
Anonymous
Replies:>>314707
>>314701
Was it a school shooting or a school gun-exploding-in-her-face?
No.314705
Anonymous
>>314703
>>314686
No.314706
Anonymous
>>314702
Sounds great, I'm glad you had a good time with your family.

>Spoiler.
Well, all I can say is: it doesn't matter that someone is gay, what matters is that he is not a faggot. Although that still sounds like total shit.
No.314707
Anonymous
>>314704
She brought a damn gun to school and pulled the trigger, only the fact that she was a degenerate saved someone's life that day.
No.314708
Anonymous
>>314482
Still adorable. Would still smooch.
No.314709
Anonymous
Replies:>>314710
https://x.com/EZBreezyVA/status/2003364165654839359
No.314710
Anonymous
>>314709
круто
No.314711
Anonymous
Replies:>>314712>>314718
Image:176668562294.png(294kB, 486x932)172584611085.png
Making banana flavoured christmas food for E!
No.314712
Anonymous
Replies:>>314713
>>314711
Cute!
No.314713
Anonymous
Image:176668635707.png(273kB, 2500x2000)LEwd.png
>>314712
CutE!
No.314714
Anonymous
Image:176668650065.jpg(894kB, 1578x1660)IMG_0695.jpeg
Merry Christmas everydroney
The organs writhe :)
No.314715
Anonymous
Replies:>>314717>>314719
Image:176668735104.png(1.50MB, 2000x2571)Illustration18.png
Someone came to me with a counter offer for a particular comic
Perhaps there will be more. But for now must enjoy the day
No.314716
Anonymous
>>314482
>>314680
Probably a shot in the dark, but are either of you open to requests?
No.314717
Anonymous
Replies:>>314719
>>314715
No, N, don't touch Thad's penis! He's not a faggot, he doesn't want to fuck you!

LoL, Uzi has purple nipples.
No.314718
Anonymous
Replies:>>314719
>>314711
Those hips make me wonder how many pillbabies she's had.
No.314719
Anonymous
Replies:>>314720
>>314715
>>314717
>Thalia origin story

>>314718
Only her Anon knows that... and who that lucky guy migh be?
No.314720
Anonymous
Replies:>>314726
>>314719
>Only her Anon knows that...
She forgot how many pillbabies she gave birth to, right?
No.314721
Anonymous
>>314678
I don't know why, but it sounds hot.
No.314722
Anonymous
Kissing Masqy
No.314724
Anonymous
Replies:>>314725
>>314520
That would be God.
No.314725
Anonymous
Replies:>>314728
>>314724
Can I read your church's brochures?
No.314726
Anonymous
>>314720
Listen she might be silly but she can count her eggs, she ain't telling because there is a lot of creeps around
No.314727
BIGJONES
Replies:>>314729
CHESTNAUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE
DEAD MUTANTS ALL PILED UP IN DROVES
MURDERED DRONES WITH EXPOSED WIRES
AND IF THERE'S SOLVERPEDES LET ME KNOW

EVERYBODY KNOWS A RIFLE AND SOME MISSILES-TOE
HELP TO CURE THE SOLVER'S BLIGHT
YELLOW CUNTS WITH THEIR EYES ALL AGLOW
MEN, WE DINE IN HELL TONIGHT

THEY KNOW THAT JONES IS ON HIS WAY
HE'S LOADED LOTS OF GUNS FOR THOSE HE NEEDS TO SLAY
AND EVERY MURDER DRONE IS GONNA DIE
LET'S SEE IF A DEMON REALLY KNOWS HOW TO CRY

AND SO I'M OFFERING THIS SIMPLE PHRASE
TO MY MEN, 457 TOO
ALTHOUGH IT'S BEEN SAID MANY TIMES, IN BETTER DAYS
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU
No.314728
Anonymous
Replies:>>314730
>>314725
I fear what may happen if I do, So no.
No.314729
Anonymous
>>314727
Ah.. cool cool and very nice, but where is enforcer Masqy? I have some.. uh... paperwork to fill in with her

Aww... that's cute thank you
No.314730
Anonymous
Image:176669118643.jpg(32kB, 900x481)New place.jpg
>>314728
You have strange methods of recruiting new followers, but oh well, as they say...
No.314731
Anonymous
Replies:>>314736
>>314672 (me)
too sappy?
No.314732
Anonymous
Replies:>>314734>>314735>>314739>>314754
This board feels empty… How many people are here?
No.314733
Anonymous
Replies:>>314737>>314740>>314745>>314835>>314858
Classic OC’s on Christmas green HOLIDAY PARTY!
>John is singing a horrible karaoke rendition of that Mariah Carey song dressed half naked as Santa
>Jane is piss drunk on half a bottle of non-alcoholic eggnog and trying to kiss every drone. She later attempts to light a firework off inside the bathroom because she says she saw a rat
>Akita eats LED lights and attempts to impress everybody by lighting up like a tree but she looks like a LSD fruit cake
>Teli/Bunnysuit tied herself up nude in a bow inside the closet in a attempt to be exciting and sociable. unfortunately she won’t be found until next morning
>E
>Masqy is the party host unfortunately she is “occupied” with Overseer which allows Juggernaut and Handler and others to raid the entire wine and liquor collection. They will join John in obnoxiously singing Silent Night and Auld Lang Syne
>Y sings Christmas songs in German trying to be quirky but due to poorly tuned AI from the 21st century the lyrics automatically mentions the words “Kirk” and “Charlie”
>Molly proves she is easily the one of the best singers on Copper-9, she with a voice that could make the most hardened Solver War vet cry and remember warm childhood memories, she cries as she remembers the Season 2 Christmas Special she filmed, which was one of the highest rated TV episodes filmed pre-war with almost 114 million viewers on premiere and to this day has a 9.6/10 rating on IMDB
>Molli usually spent her Christmases alone in her room streaming, so sitting on the patio alone at a party and getting wasted on a bottle of JD is a somewhat improvement
>Mylo refuses alcohol and instead gathers random drones to recite Bible verses relating to the story of Jesus, a throwback to way back when when his producers were bought out by Paramount and his episodes became questionably more “family oriented”
>Strawberry is in the oven with the gingerbread, which smells like a warm bakery
>Beretta still has to work ever since she had a fight with Uzi and declared herself independent, moved out to her own place and had to find a shitty job at CiCi’s Pizza (she will be back home by New Years)
>Pavo is kicking ass with enthusiasm at karaoke which isn’t a big surprise
>Somebody got AM drunk and now he won’t stop trying to make out with John calling him Ted while sobbing.
>Doctor Holly can’t help but tell anybody she can get ahold of that Christmas “is actually a pagan holiday” and that Santa “was really made by Coca Cola” but is a slave to the Holiday season and American capitalist commercialism as much as everybody around her. She is also wearing an ugly sweater
>Dubs is dressed like a reindeer. A fat fucking reindeer
No.314734
Anonymous
>>314732
Anon, people are still celebrating.
No.314735
Anonymous
>>314732
Nigger.
No.314736
Anonymous
Replies:>>314742
Image:176669289045.jpg(59kB, 1080x904)176021584489.jpg
>>314668
>>314672
>>314731
Cute and hope pilled my friend! I want to see more stuff with Molly and Molli, they would make funny roommates. Don't expect many replies right now all but the most drone obsessed spend the time with family


And now for your part of this faustian bargain, sexo or pointles smut?
>>314530
>>314531
>>314533
>>314536
No.314737
Anonymous
Replies:>>314738
>>314733
Don't know if half of these OC's can be considered classic but good green nonetheless
No.314738
Anonymous
>>314737
Honestly only half of those can be considered 'classic' imo.
The rest are (relatively) more recent
No.314739
Anonymous
>>314732
it's Christmas day, scrooge.
No.314740
Anonymous
Replies:>>314761>>314762
>>314733
>Classic
>A majority is "new"
You failed miserably. No mention of Buckety let alone T
No.314741
Anonymous
Replies:>>314743>>314744>>314746>>314760
Merry Christmas /md/! I haven't been here for the entire month, did anything interesting happen? New OC, drawfriends, art? Anything in the slightest?
No.314742
Anonymous
>>314736
sexo
No.314743
Anonymous
Replies:>>314747
>>314741
the usual feast or famine discussion and drama. some good ongoing greens, look into the Chuuni Necromancer Uzi AU and the Y Arctic Base Saga
No.314744
Anonymous
Replies:>>314747>>314808
>>314741
Newfag has appeared on drawpile and has drawn futa J:
>>314361

Overall, nothing special, new art, new green, new drama. How was your Christmas, anon?
No.314745
Anonymous
>>314733
mostly kek but also there are some... interesting details in there
No.314746
Anonymous
Replies:>>314747
>>314741
Chuuni Uzi got a few more parts if you're interested
https://dronebooru.co/posts?tags=chuuni_uzi
> New OC, drawfriends, art
Go check the booru, there was a lot!
No.314747
Anonymous
Replies:>>314750
>>314743
>>314744
>>314746
Sounds wonderful friends. As for my Christmas it's pleasant so far, spending time with family, etc...but how is (You)r Christmas going? I hope you're having a good one.
>Bonus Question: Is fave on the naughty or nice list? What did they get in their stocking?
No.314748
Anonymous
Replies:>>314751>>314791
Image:176669487016.jpg(220kB, 775x1039)Berrymas.jpg
Berry Christmas my fellow autists.
No.314749
Anonymous
Replies:>>314778
>>314689
sounds cozy as fuck anon
No.314750
Anonymous
Image:176669512307.png(124kB, 1000x1000)ysprea.png
>>314747
>What did they get in their stocking
Y is on the number one commander list! And she got plentiful armoured vehicles of the miniature variety
No.314751
Anonymous
Replies:>>314752>>314753
Image:176669522169.png(293kB, 464x847)1girl_bunny_cherry_disassembly_drone_drawpile_english_text_hair_ornament_murder_drones_nonweb_source_nude_3128.png
>>314748
Cherry Christmas!
No.314752
Anonymous
Replies:>>314759
Image:176669546842.jpg(180kB, 1064x942)de2767339f16eaa73ca6dd11f6393000.jpg
>>314751
Both... Both are good.
No.314753
Anonymous
Replies:>>314893
>>314751
I desperately want to kiss Cherry. She's so fucking cute.
No.314754
Anonymous
>>314732
Not enough
No.314755
Anonymous
Replies:>>314757
Image:176669579754.png(104kB, 722x404)1712128218451409.png
Go call your parents, tell them that you love them and wish them a merry christmas. NOW!
No.314756
Anonymous
Replies:>>314758
Image:176669614509.jpg(557kB, 1248x1415)IMG_7583.jpeg
I’m sorry for my lack of a substantial Christmaspost, I’ve been very busy all day, I watched “The Passion of the Christ” with my mother earlier :) (it’s very good, I’d recommend it)
Merry Christmas again everydroney ;)
No.314757
Anonymous
Image:176669621859.png(4.26MB, 2420x1660)173112592268.png
>>314755
I've done that already. At least for the surviving parent.
No.314758
Anonymous
>>314756
Awwww
No.314759
Anonymous
>>314752
Show me
No.314760
Anonymous
>>314741
Yeh
No.314761
Anonymous
Replies:>>314762
>>314740
Agreed
No.314762
Anonymous
>>314740
>>314761
in fairness I'm pretty sure there's already a green or two about how the classic OCs celebrate Christmas
No.314764
Anonymous
Replies:>>314772>>314774
Image:176669720604.gif(250kB, 1758x1920)Under the mistletoe.gif
>She has got him cornered now.

>>314629
>>314634
Sure, here have something a bit more seasonal. I am not sure how visible Tessa's wiggling eyebrows are on her dark grey skin but that is the color her original design head.
No.314765
Anonymous
Replies:>>314766
Who’s the prettiest girl in the world and why is it Snessa?
No.314766
Anonymous
Image:176669740872.png(1.79MB, 2000x2000)172472091680.png
>>314765
Weird way to spell Serial Designation Y
No.314767
Anonymous
>>314680
last dronemas, i gave you my coore~
No.314768
Anonymous
Replies:>>314771
>>314672
>Wait, does that mean Molli is unemployed now?
No.314769
Anonymous
Replies:>>314773
>>314690
Yeah... Uzi is only the "hero" by the merit that Cyn is worse.
No.314770
Anonymous
Replies:>>314775
>Be you.
> A new drone.
> You woke up in a new world, delivered as a drone from across the stars to Anon on Earth.
>Anon receives you with kindness, and you bow deeply, swearing to him servitude and devotion as your new master.
>It's Christmas, a human holiday Anon explains it to you as a time of joy, gifts, and togetherness under twinkling lights.
>Your head tilted in confusion, from those unfamiliar concepts, but the idea warms something deep inside your core.
>Anon pats your head gently, a strange spark of affection surges through you, unlike anything you got on your home world.
>You work tirelessly to prepare for Christmas, cleaning dishes with precision, baking delicious cookies with sweet scents no one can resist.
>You decorate the tree with ornaments that shine brighter than the heaven above.
>Anon watches you with concern, asking if you're overworking yourself, but you insist your purpose is to serve.
>Your battery drains faster than expected, and you collapse into Anon's arms, coughing up a spongy, pale matter that writhe on the floor before dissolving.
>Anon ignores the odd substance, carrying you to recharge, his touch tender like a dream you never had.
>As you rest, your vision gets blurry as the room warps slightly, walls breathing, but you dismiss it as low-power fatigue.
>You wake with determination, realizing you forgot a gift for Anon, your first true master who saved you from your misery that you can’t afford to disappoint.
>Snow falls outside, cold and pristine, your first touch of it. it feels oddly sticky on your sensors. You had never touched the snow before so to experience it was delightful.
>You wear the scarf that Anon has gifted you, soft and red, wrapping it around you with a smile that seems too perfect.
>Too good to be true.
>You tell yourself to focus on your mission.
>You push on out despite the worsening cough, searching for the perfect present.
>You feel something crawling inside you.
>You find a small box in the gift shop that appears out of nowhere.
>You hope its contents will surprise and delight him.
>After returning home and coughing again that spongy flecks speckling the wrapping.
>You gave your gift to Anon.
>With excitement, Anon opens it and tells a joke about how drones like you make holidays magical.
>His laughter makes your core feel warm inside.
>The box releases a thick, swirling gas that smells of decay and rot.
>As Anon's skin starts to melt, his hair falls in clumps, and the room around him dissolves, his eyes widen in bewilderment and then horror.
>His voice cracks in a desperate plea as he reaches out to you.
>Then he dissolve into fungal like material.
>You look at him helpless and confused.
>His screams haunt you.
>Then the world around you crumbles: Christmas lights twist into parasitic shroom hat, snow turns to ash, and Anon's leftover unravels like overripe fruit.
>The hallucination spores were dissolving from your body when you woke up on the fields of Agro-C.
>Your body still rusted and alone.
>With a broken smile on your face, you get up and go back to your never-ending work, the emotional wound of your lost joy etched further into your spirit.
>You said one last thing with despair:
>”Why did I woke up?”
No.314771
Anonymous
>>314768
Molly can probably get her a desk job. worst case scenario she can crash at Molly's apartment until she's back on her feet
No.314772
Anonymous
>>314764
haha
>makes out with tail
No.314773
Anonymous
>>314769
Thoughts on my continuation?
>>314695
No.314774
Anonymous
>>314764
Kek, nice.
No.314775
Anonymous
>>314770
Oh... poor strawberyy
No.314776
Anonymous
>>314690
>Uzi wasn't trying to protect anyone when she went vampire hunting in the middle of the night,
I thought that was obvious?
No.314777
Anonymous
Replies:>>314782>>314790>>314793
What did Oogi Claus bring you?
No.314778
Anonymous
>>314749
Over time, I became more attached to simpler and more understandable things.
No.314779
Anonymous
>>314695 (me)
The start of the conversation where Uzi admits to Beretta and Mac that everything Negev said about her being a giant centipede monster is true:
>"Kids, remember how I've told you how I was finally forced to grow the fuck up when all my maladaptive coping mechanisms broke down?"
>"Yeah...?"
>"Did I ever tell you WHY all my maladaptive coping mechanisms broke down?"
No.314780
Anonymous
>>314672
GOOD ENDING, YES!
No.314781
Anonymous
Replies:>>314783
>>314530
>>314531
>>314533
>>314536
How could I miss this gold?! Amazing, anon!
No.314782
Anonymous
>>314777
Mondarin. That's not bad, he was sweet.
No.314783
Anonymous
>>314781
Glad you liked it!
No.314784
Anonymous
Replies:>>314785>>314786
Image:176670095109.png(296kB, 836x831)176382674806.png
My New Year's wish is to become a househusband for a disassembly drone wife. I haven't been bad this year (well, most of it), I think I deserve it.
No.314785
Anonymous
>>314784
Adorable art and based.
No.314786
Anonymous
>>314784
Fag.
No.314787
Anonymous
Replies:>>314796
>>314655
>Stone
Drinking with his (remaining) comrades in a trench in some random system across the stars.
No.314788
Anonymous
Christams present J
https://x.com/EpokGuyz/status/2004117676260839705
No.314789
Anonymous
>>314661
I will utilize the mistletoe to it's fullest
No.314790
Anonymous
Image:176670214810.png(71kB, 1024x694)eb4e6a71816b00c03d53d28c410c95c3.png
>>314777
No.314791
Anonymous
>>314748
it has a threatening aura
No.314792
Anonymous
Replies:>>314797
The hats are back in the OPs
No.314793
Anonymous
Replies:>>314794
>>314777
I got an oogihole.
No.314794
Anonymous
Replies:>>314799
Image:176670354179.jpg(144kB, 2000x1527)21d37eebe0621c3ca886c66194119478.jpg
>>314793
Lucky guy! I got this weird gigantic Oogi, it keeps trying to drag me to my bed, and it's constantly leaking something on my floor
No.314795
Anonymous
Replies:>>314798
Image:176670360778.jpg(220kB, 2048x1905)@exvotiva.jpg
No.314796
Anonymous
>>314787
He should use the bare minimum, because only Cyn knows when her monsters will decide to attack.
No.314797
Anonymous
>>314792
Yes, cute.
No.314798
Anonymous
Replies:>>314800
>>314795
Loser. A real doctor can perform a lobotomy in less than twenty minutes.
No.314799
Anonymous
Replies:>>314801
>>314794
Anon, why didn't you shoot that thing right away?
No.314800
Anonymous
>>314798
Anon that is a butplug! Klench your anus!
No.314801
Anonymous
Replies:>>314803
Image:176670407919.png(299kB, 773x880)962e4470c041f1d5fb336afbfc8c7865.png
>>314799
I dunno, it's kinda cute and it's warm and it likes to cuddle, it does smells a bit, I'll shower it later today
No.314802
Anonymous
Replies:>>314842
Image:176670418152.png(1.16MB, 1024x1024)unnamed.png
Merry Christmas from Glitch.
No.314803
Anonymous
Replies:>>314804>>314805
Image:176670422088.jpg(75kB, 1200x1200)ab9eda8cbffa3d8fd8dabf2bfe2da42c.jpg
>>314801
Anon, where there's one of these things, there are five. More of these vile creatures will start coming to you soon. I'm telling you, you better shoot it right now.
No.314804
Anonymous
>>314803
>Post genderbend Doll
Fuck, well, I hope anon takes my advice.
No.314805
Anonymous
Replies:>>314806>>314809>>314830
Image:176670453973.png(148kB, 850x959)88adfdc39e39789ee1e07406afeda4dc.png
>>314803
Oh come on, it can't be that bad! I think it wants to go for a walk! It found the leash from when I still had a dog, ohhh I'll need to get a new nameplate There is no pinups of Uzi on a leash where she still has her limbs
No.314806
Anonymous
Replies:>>314807>>314826
Image:176670486811.png(203kB, 867x934)mlemming.png
>>314805
Okay, I warned you, I hope your area has cheap rent so you can quickly find yourself a new home when the disassembly drones come for these things and destroy your house, and then the sentinel drones come for the DDs and destroy everything that's left.

>Spoiler
We have a nugget. A nugget takes up less space, it's more convenient.
No.314807
Anonymous
Image:176670515643.png(1.82MB, 2200x2187)Goonzinuggi.png
>>314806
>Spoiler
Looks a bit high maintainance and I like the way she tugs on my shirt when she wants something
No.314808
Anonymous
>>314744
New drama?
No.314809
Anonymous
Replies:>>314811>>314812
Image:176670563763.png(4.19MB, 2048x2732)Opera_senza_titolo.png
>>314805
>Pidge
>'Coo-ru'
>corru
Fuck i think Yanon got another artfag
No.314811
Anonymous
Replies:>>314816
>>314809
Anon... do you know what an onomatopeia is? Did the lithoids rot your brain with dark eldar drugs?
No.314812
Anonymous
>>314809
What's this thing? I've seen it on arts a couple of times before.
No.314813
Anonymous
Replies:>>314818>>314864
Image:176670604309.png(2.82MB, 4800x3440)83554356867f814e062341270299bee5.png
Anon, imagine spending Christmas with Huntress and Hound. How's it going?
No.314814
Anonymous
do you think Lucy dressed up as Krampus and ate the naughty anons last night?
No.314815
Anonymous
Replies:>>314906
>be john (the human) the drone
>you slowly open the door to your bunker residence, eyes peering out at the dozens of drone optics looking back at you expectantly, shining like Christmas lights
>dozens of drone children and teenagers- worker, disassembler, mutant and stranger still look up at you with fanged teeth, little paper hymnals tucked in their hands
>a few carolers you know better than others, Beretta with her long, golden hair tucked beneath a winter hat, Mac pushing a wheelchair with a slavering and restrained Negev, solver sapiens staring at you with a dozen eyes
>"Merry Christmas!" the assembled drones cheer
>their chaperone, J puts her hands on her wide hips as she steps before your door
>"Allow us to grace you with a holiday classic, over 1000 years old,"
>the assembled drones breathe in and you notice the titles on their papers
>1001 Classic Corporate Jingles
>WHOPPER, WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER
>JUNIOR, DOUBLE, TRIPLE WHOPPER
>you slam the door closed
>the drones outside blink their optics
>"Damn, what a grouch..."
>to slam the door on a classic like that and not even offer some warm oil to carolers...
No.314816
Anonymous
Replies:>>314822
>>314811
He has Stage V Corru-rot.
We need to cut his alien yuri supply and reintroduce drone kisses into his daily routine, lest he starts hearing the Call.
No.314817
Anonymous
Replies:>>314907
Image:176670748700.jpg(390kB, 1773x1765)@grrizzlyglow.jpg
No.314818
Anonymous
>>314813
Pain
No.314819
Anonymous
Replies:>>314820>>314825>>314827>>314832
Image:176670822624.png(24kB, 200x200)IMG_1402.png
BUH!
No.314820
Anonymous
Replies:>>314821
>>314819
For this Christmas, I have stolen the life-size model Juggernaut from the nearest war museum.
It might be an actual live Juggernaut who was given orders to act as a static museum exhibit, though. That's your problem now if so.
No.314821
Anonymous
>>314820
No
No.314822
Anonymous
Image:176670936623.png(896kB, 679x1481)Screenshot 2025-12-25 163428.png
>>314816
nah man im fine, just a little headache that's all
while your here, can you provide me directions to the nearest population center? thatd be great.
No.314823
Anonymous
Replies:>>314824>>314894
I have failed to create a Christmas green on time
No.314824
Anonymous
>>314823
don't sweat it
take your time
No.314825
Anonymous
>>314819
Masqy is dead and this rodent killed her
No.314826
Anonymous
Replies:>>314830
>>314806

https://dronebooru.co/posts/11329

Not exactly on model or finished, but here's one
No.314827
Anonymous
Replies:>>314829>>314831>>314833
>>314819
>20 calories
Would you?
No.314828
Anonymous
I love snabby but I'm glad we never got a tameripede
No.314829
Anonymous
>>314827
20 calories isn't nearly enough to feed a growing bunny
No.314830
Anonymous
>>314826
Meant for
>>314805
No.314831
Anonymous
>>314827
No?????????
No.314832
Anonymous
>>314819
Back to easter with you, gravedigger.
No.314833
Anonymous
>>314827
Calories?
No.314834
Anonymous
Replies:>>314836>>314837>>314839
PIDGE getting KISSED!
No.314835
Anonymous
>>314733
Where is T? Buckety? Crash? WHERE ARE THE CLASSICS MUTHAFUCKA
No.314836
Anonymous
>>314834
Pidge getting thrown in an industrial grinder.
No.314837
Anonymous
>>314834
PIDGE getting PISSED!
that didn't come out right, delete it.
No.314838
Anonymous
Replies:>>314840>>314844>>314891>>314903>>314908
Image:176671353639.png(6.66MB, 4096x4096)Drawpile #29.png
DRAWPILE MERRY CHRISTMAS /MD/ YAY
No.314839
Anonymous
>>314834
Yeah, by ME!
No.314840
Anonymous
Replies:>>314841
>>314838
Link?
No.314841
Anonymous
>>314840
https://magma.com/d/a27VIWSQVE
No.314842
Anonymous
Replies:>>314843>>314861
>>314802
>N and Pomni
Would they be a better ship than NUZI?
No.314843
Anonymous
Replies:>>314861
Image:176671438958.jpg(30kB, 749x753)g0bd7gilt2za1.jpg
>>314842
Yeh.
T. Nuzifag
No.314844
Anonymous
Replies:>>314845>>314866>>314895>>314909
Image:176671461685.png(12kB, 422x427)workplace romance.png
>>314838
No.314845
Anonymous
Replies:>>314846>>314866
Image:176671464943.png(93kB, 377x541)holiday spruce.png
>>314844
No.314846
Anonymous
Replies:>>314847>>314866>>314910
Image:176671466073.png(94kB, 525x561)festive smile.png
>>314845
No.314847
Anonymous
Replies:>>314848>>314866>>314911
Image:176671474025.png(14kB, 375x478)festive pidge.png
>>314846
No.314848
Anonymous
Replies:>>314849>>314859>>314866>>314911
Image:176671475110.png(18kB, 459x682)festive mimi.png
>>314847
No.314849
Anonymous
Replies:>>314850>>314866>>314911
Image:176671476979.png(152kB, 462x752)lucy mari lwyd.png
>>314848
suprise Lucy
No.314850
Anonymous
Replies:>>314851>>314866>>314911>>314928
Image:176671478691.jpg(71kB, 929x1062)gift Y.jpg
>>314849
No.314851
Anonymous
Replies:>>314852>>314866>>314912
Image:176671479855.png(26kB, 240x376)fat santa.png
>>314850
No.314852
Anonymous
Replies:>>314853>>314866>>314913
Image:176671482327.png(56kB, 782x789)spider sentinel.png
>>314851
new drone who dis
No.314853
Anonymous
Replies:>>314854>>314866>>314914
Image:176671484321.png(14kB, 568x388)sufferspaien crimbo.png
>>314852
No.314854
Anonymous
Replies:>>314855>>314866>>314914
Image:176671485526.png(7kB, 301x317)tiny tessmas.png
>>314853
No.314855
Anonymous
Replies:>>314856>>314866
Image:176671486630.png(24kB, 331x284)strawberry juice.png
>>314854
No.314856
Anonymous
Replies:>>314857>>314866>>314915>>314921
Image:176671487726.png(18kB, 696x398)cheerkeeter squad.png
>>314855
No.314857
Anonymous
Replies:>>314866
Image:176671488868.png(90kB, 720x902)christmas tRhea.png
>>314856
No.314858
Anonymous
>>314733
E!
No.314859
Anonymous
>>314848
Would
No.314860
Anonymous
>>314692
Blame Matpat
No.314861
Anonymous
>>314842
>>314843
>Uzi is deeply insecure and desperate for validation
>Ragatha is terrified of people's disapproval and desperate for validation
Think Uzi and Ragatha could have been friends for more or less the same reasons Uzi and N became a couple?
No.314862
Anonymous
Replies:>>314868
Image:176671641408.png(2.50MB, 3840x2160)Cyn Chilling.png
No.314863
Anonymous
Replies:>>314917
So considering Doll almost certainly ate those prom queen candidates' cores, they would have been in her mind palace before ending up in the AS's and then Uzi's. Which makes me wonder what kind of fucked up J-horror anguish dimension Doll's mind palace would have been at the time.
No.314864
Anonymous
>>314813
Extremely cold, toxic and unlivable because they patrol from deserted city to deserted city or isolated abandoned bunkers?
No.314865
Anonymous
Replies:>>314871
>>314692
Tbh I felt more annoyed than uncomfortable when the show tried to treat death seriously when Uzi was killing her classmates left and right.
I guess I am like Liam in way since I watched it for the fights and not the supposed lore.
No.314866
Anonymous
>>314844
kek
>>314845
what's there is lovely but I'm sad to see more artists didn't add an ornament
>>314846
cute festive smile drone who would never gift me active explosives
>>314847
one pidge is cuter than two turtle doves
>>314848
smoochable
>>314849
Mari Lwcyd, my beloved
>>314850
sexo gift
>>314851
A John Waters Christmas - Track 01 Fat Daddy - Paul " Fat Daddy" Johnsonyoutube thumb
>>314852
who's this cute spooky drone with the cummy tummy?
>>314853
oh no, poor auldlangsyne!
>>314854
awwwwwww lil tesser
>>314855
and that's where strawberry milk comes from, kids
>>314856
heavenly keeter, dazzling art
>>314857
kek, I'm surprised she allowed herself to get that decorated before she decided to deck that guy's halls
No.314867
Anonymous
>>314701
Yeah Invader Zim definitely doesn't make any pretense that it's characters aren't awful or at best just rude, schizoid, or abrasive people.
The whole setting of that show is grungy, run down, the way I think of it is like "Modern Day Dickensian". It goes out of its way to present you the least flattering interpretation of a 1990s-2000s cartoon suburbia.
No.314868
Anonymous
Replies:>>314870
>>314862
>How I sleep with the memories of billions of dead drones and humans screaming as I take their lives
Cyn and Alex deserve each other, DESU
No.314869
Anonymous
Replies:>>314918
>>314692
Delve into what?
No.314870
Anonymous
Replies:>>314872
>>314868
>Alex
Who
No.314871
Anonymous
Replies:>>314877>>314880>>314890
>>314865
>when Uzi was killing her classmates left and right.
That's not the part that bothers me, since she was out of her mind with thirst; I have a hard time holding what a babby vampire does during their first Frenzy against them. What bothers me is how little the show cares.
I wonder how much of this is purely from Liam viewing normalfags as annoying insectoids and how much is from a combination of that and Liam wanting to rush to the Cynwalker reveal so he can start gooning to the embodiment of every single one of his fetishes.
No.314872
Anonymous
Replies:>>314873>>314874
>>314870
OW THE EDGE's nephew
No.314873
Anonymous
>>314872
From what?
No.314874
Anonymous
Replies:>>314878
Image:176671849977.jpg(87kB, 736x1075)bdc7c2c5bcded39e945ad9f70dd5b9ae.jpg
>>314872
huh, the image didn't upload.
No.314875
Anonymous
Replies:>>314876>>314879>>314884
Image:176671973745.jpg(83kB, 1002x1200)G8_McxXb0AA4jhG.jpg
I wonder if sometimes, Cyn lets Tessa see what she is doing.

Simply just to mock her with her stolen body
No.314876
Anonymous
>>314875
she experiences it every time she closes her eyes in that snow swept cemetery
No.314877
Anonymous
Replies:>>314883
>>314871 (me)
Upon reflection, I think empathy for normalfags was just one of the many things cut from the serirs for time as a result of Liam's cocktail of autism, disgusting autismo internet fetishes, and ADHD.
No.314878
Anonymous
>>314874
Given that Mercer's a chill [REDACTED], they really don't deserve each other.
The sequel never happened.
No.314879
Anonymous
Replies:>>314886
>>314875
The AS doesn't make Tessa see what it's doing with the body it made from hers and Cyn's.
It makes her see what her friends are doing with the second chances at life that she personally gave them.
No.314880
Anonymous
Replies:>>314882
>>314871
>Liam viewing normalfags as annoying insectoids
I can never tell if we're joking with this or not.
Liam's way more well-adjusted than the average /md/roid, I doubt he actually holds spite for normans. He just wanted death as a punchline and didn't really give a rat's ass about it impacting his show's tone, which he always intended to be a silly romp through a horrific world.
No.314881
Anonymous
Replies:>>314900>>314919
Image:176672028042.png(70kB, 422x472)1715037377817701.png
No.314882
Anonymous
>>314880
>silly
Except when we're supposed to take it seriously.
No.314883
Anonymous
Replies:>>314885>>314887
>>314877
I know this probably a joke but I have mild autism & ADHD, and my emotions are just not there.
It's probably the medication tho
No.314884
Anonymous
Replies:>>314888
Video + 🎵:176672044783.mp4(310kB / 0:00:07 / h264+aac, 640x360)PjQByCqhonGm3SX-.mp4
>>314875
No.314885
Anonymous
>>314883
I'm not joking with that one.
No.314886
Anonymous
>>314879
damn
No.314887
Anonymous
>>314883
you should uh. you should probably get that checked out
No.314888
Anonymous
>>314884
KEK
No.314889
Anonymous
Image:176672313914.png(320kB, 448x448)c584445a2853997abb1db3e9dbe62bb1.png
>you got buzzed at the Hughes siblings' Christmas shindig
>that video of your loud, horribly offkey karaoke of Light the Sky on Fireyoutube thumb went viral
>it's getting some attention outside Outpost 3
>your brother did a reaction video watching it when he found out
>he brought your sister in so she could react too
>your grandma invited herself to the recording
>they all unironically enjoyed it
No.314890
Anonymous
>>314871
Correct
No.314891
Anonymous
>>314838
>Mostly 3 artists
No.314892
Anonymous
Replies:>>314905>>314935>>314938
Image:176672434262.png(165kB, 740x877)HollyStoryReq01.png
Oslo System (Formerly 82 Eridani), Oslo 2 Colony, December Universal Standard Calendar, 2989
Part 2/?
Part 1 >>311531
Wonderful art courtesy of Bunny

>She raised one skeptical brow, beginning to circle her robotic chaperone as impatience with the luggage handling got the better of her, peering in fascination at the fine joints of his hands and neck, invading the drone's personal space to stare into the screen that displayed his eyes
>"Personal projects? Like what? Some kind of boring multiplanetary business deal? Pharmaceutical stocks? Is he in some branch of the government?"
>She had exhausted what little interest these shallow and long-unchanged subjects held years ago, and would be sorely disappointed to be exiled to live with another boring family member
>The diminutive robot perked up
>"Oh no miss, he's been modifying some factory default Worker Drones for a special project involving the Number 12 Climate Stabilizing plant, I'm sure you saw it on the flight in"
>Young Eliza's eyes glittered with sudden interest
>She rocked forward and back, practically jittering with anticipation now
>"Surely you mean he's overseeing a team of roboticists, yes? Will we have contractors tromping back and forth through the estate until the project is concluded?"
>"Not at all miss! He would never hire another designer, no miss! He has performed all of the work to date himself."
>"Oh excellent! Wonderful! I would like to go meet him now, immediately, expeditiously!"
>"But miss, your belongin-"
>"I don't care, I simply must meet grandfather now, tours and lodgings and such can all wait."
>Without further protest the Drone butler made a small formal bow, providing her his hand to lead the way
>In this bracing weather she expected the slick polymetal digits to be cold, but his palm was surprisingly warm, she could feel a faint hum that made her think of hydraulics

>Sea spray crashed against the sheer cliff producing a rhythmic thundering of water against stone, filling the air around her with a damp spray that smelled faintly of iron and unidentifiable chemicals
>Until humans had violently altered Oslo-2s climate it had been a frozen world, all this water locked up in miles of iron-hard, sterile, irradiated ice
>No fish swam these recently-thawed seas, no reefs populated its storm-ravaged coastlines
>The manor itself was clearly new, despite adopting a gothic style that had come back into style less than a hundred years ago, it's weather stains were shallow and it was clearly regularly cleaned, the heavy blocks that made up its walls were cut to look like heavy brickwork but were clearly modern polycrete
>The front entrance was an anachronism, it was a full airlock with a spacious mud room, a necessity that had been discarded before her own father was even born when Oslo-2's atmosphere was rendered breathable
>Despite its baroque ornamentation of dark imported wood and polished brass fittings this room was also clearly functional, the doors closed behind her with a heavy mechanical thud and they waited in the rapidly warming and drying room for a minute until the inner door chimed and opened with a faint rasp of equalizing air pressure
>Wide-eyed, Eliza Holly stepped into a grand entrance hall which was populated entirely by bustling Worker Drones

>One drone adorned in a sharp-cut modernist maid's dress detached herself from the bustle to meet with Holly's chaperone, dipping a curtsey to both of them
>"This is Miss Eliza?"
>"Indeed, her belongings will be along presently, please see to it that they are taken to family apartments. The young mistress is eager meet with her grandfather right away so we'll be dispensing with the tours and introductions. Let the kitchen staff know they can also begin preparing dinner, I will...attempt...to dislodge the master from his studies long enough to eat"
>Efficiently the Worker Drone led Eliza out of the hall and through a massive room that seemed halfway between a packed pre-spaceflight special collections library and a museum of technology to a spiral staircase
>She counted the steps off in her head, they passed three landings each with sealed, hatchlike doors clearly of much older, industrial make. The door at the lowest level opened into an austere office suite that stood at odds with the opulence of the modern mansion above it
>With a start she realized from the compact dimensions of the room and it's slightly curving monolithic polycrete ceiling that this was an original buried colony bunker which had an opulent modern mansion built atop it
>The walls were lined with cases overflowing with books, solid state drives, all manner of information storage devices
>The next room on was a sort of tinkerer's heaven, work stations for various tools lined its walls, she saw some obvious drone body parts in various states of disassembly or re-assembly, clearly in the process of being repaired or modified
>Her grandfather's study was the final room, another sharp contrast from the functional rooms, this had the appearance of being an entire apartment with a small kitchenette, a heavily worn metal framed bunk bed and industrial looking wardrobe in one corner
>He sat hunched at a large workstation strewn with a combination of data storage devices and hard paper printouts

>The butler Drone cleared his throat, the hunched figure barely shifted, he spoke gruffly and in a heavy "colonist" accent that Eliza had never heard outside of historical documentaries
>"Loyd, I told you before I didn't want to be disturbed"
>Her Grandfather's voice reminded Eliza of the sound of the surf, ponderous, loud, rumbling in his chest
>The Drone, Loyd? put on a surprisingly familiar, sarcastic voice
>"Your Granddaughter, Sir. Her shuttle arrived, delivered her to the estate and departed...ah, half an hour ago."
No.314893
Anonymous
>>314753
Honestly though she is really cool, sounds like one of those cool tomboys you befriend back then and never see again.
No.314894
Anonymous
>>314823
Damn same for me too, procrastination is a bitch sometimes man!
No.314895
Anonymous
Replies:>>314896
>>314844
Who dat on the left
No.314896
Anonymous
Replies:>>314901>>314902
Image:176672715074.png(372kB, 1123x1652)3190e35ceb2a3c6802c0f6378ed6e927.png
>>314895
maledrone
No.314897
Anonymous
Replies:>>314898
Image:176672725461.jpg(285kB, 2048x2048)G9EdKcfXIAE79iA.jpg
No.314898
Anonymous
Replies:>>314899
Image:176672745618.gif(1.71MB, 498x330)mis-ogos-mis-ojos.gif
>>314897
No.314899
Anonymous
>>314898
it's just antifreeze
No.314900
Anonymous
Replies:>>314920
>>314881
>Be (You)
>Quietly Singing a soothing lullaby to your little droneling and slowly pulling them to sleep, it's cute little digital eyes staring right back at you... It feels protected around you
>You do this since it's your turn to take over cradling the baby from your dronewife who is currently in "Sleep Mode" back in the bedroom
>You're incredibly exhausted and dead tired, only running on a quick cup of coffee and a couple tabs of ibuprofen
>Throughout all this you keep your chin up and don't stop till it's finally fully asleep, you carefully place it back in its crib, and tiptoe right back to bed

you probably won't realize it yet but much later in life you'll look back at this moment fondly, raising your little pill-bot offspring to be big strong worker drone
No.314901
Anonymous
>>314896
Ah I see, I thought it was just the teacher at first kek
No.314902
Anonymous
>>314896
Dummies
No.314903
Anonymous
Replies:>>314916
Image:176672942374.jpg(198kB, 653x888)Zombie Disassembly Drone.jpg
>>314838
No.314904
Anonymous
Replies:>>314975
Everyone is enjoying the Ns they got from Santa. Perhaps too much...
No.314905
Anonymous
>>314892
another excellently written installment and some absolutely adorable art
No.314906
Anonymous
>>314815
Holy fucking kek!
No.314907
Anonymous
>>314817
I love you too, honey.
No.314908
Anonymous
>>314838
Kek, nice! Could someone please make a separate screenshot for the sentinel drone that Nuke drew?
No.314909
Anonymous
>>314844
HETEROSEXUAL SEX!
No.314910
Anonymous
>>314846
Cute smiledron.
No.314911
Anonymous
>>314847
Cute Pidge.

>>314848
Cute faggot.

>>314849
LUCY!

>>314850
Sex Y.
No.314912
Anonymous
>>314851
Kek.
No.314913
Anonymous
>>314852
She looks awesome.
No.314914
Anonymous
>>314853
Kekl

>>314854
Cute.
No.314915
Anonymous
>>314856
KEETER!
No.314916
Anonymous
Replies:>>314924
>>314903
she ok?
No.314917
Anonymous
>>314863
Imagine Siberia. Here.
No.314918
Anonymous
>>314869
Into the show's plot and Liam's own story. We're so damn autistic here that we spent years trying to figure out the show—what normal person would do that?
No.314919
Anonymous
>>314881
Holy kek, what the fuck?
No.314920
Anonymous
>>314900
Nice.
No.314921
Anonymous
>>314856
OSH KOSH BIGOSH
No.314922
Anonymous
>>314654
No
No.314923
Anonymous
Replies:>>314929
Image:176673181556.jpg(109kB, 625x424)1739924450132983.jpg
>>314511
Humbly requesting this with doll (left) and Lizzy (right)
No.314924
Anonymous
>>314916
Solver aids...
No.314925
Anonymous
Replies:>>314934
The dead drones and humans inside of Uzi's mind palace have access to an unlimited number of imaginary Ns. They have since formed relationships, marriages, and harems with the Ns. 99.9% of the population refuses to emigrate from Uzi's head back into real world bodies unless their N is transferred into an appropriate body with them.
No.314926
Anonymous
Replies:>>314930>>314947
Image:176673223063.jpg(229kB, 1920x1080)G9BsC6FWcAIPNli.jpg
No.314927
Anonymous
Replies:>>314933
Image:176673235048.png(57kB, 749x1035)CozEnaj.png
there is something wrong with my Jane
No.314928
Anonymous
>>314850
Mistaken phi as Y sad.
No.314929
Anonymous
>>314511
NTA, but I think >>314923 works better the other way around. Maybe try both?
No.314930
Anonymous
Replies:>>314932
>>314926
Context?
No.314931
Anonymous
Kissing Masqy on the cheek with lips!
No.314932
Anonymous
Replies:>>314947
>>314930
nothing, just a frame from the show
No.314933
Anonymous
>>314927
I want make her pregnant.
No.314934
Anonymous
>>314925
>Nobody cares about V and J
LoL, femcels.
No.314935
Anonymous
Replies:>>314937>>314943
>>314892
Woohoo, new part! Thank you, anon!

Well, it seems clear why Holly's parents preferred servants of flesh and blood over metal. Apparently, Holly's grandfather preferred robots not only in his personal life, but even over his own children, so her father (or mother?) might have harbored resentment.
No.314936
Anonymous
Merry Jissmas my jiggas
No.314937
Anonymous
>>314935
That’ll do it
No.314938
Anonymous
>>314892
Awwww Holly so cute!
No.314939
Anonymous
Replies:>>314940>>314941
fun fact:
Rhea’s sacred nymph form’s height has been buffed from 14ft to 18ft because I misremembered one time and accidentally added 4 to the number.
instead of correcting this i’m rolling with it because it makes her more imposing. average drone would literally be like, just under knee level with her. literally so puntable from her point of view.
lorewise it’s not outlandish. she’s a tree after all. even after attaining that form she’d probably still be growing slowly after her whole story arc in my head concludes. make of that what you will.
No.314940
Anonymous
>>314939
I will send out lumber cutter drones after her and there is nothing you can do about it
No.314941
Anonymous
Image:176675041468.jpg(57kB, 500x713)60lmx9qccb421.jpg
>>314939
A tall drone to give Anons uppies instead?
Any upgrades on those concepts we talked about o the drawpile?
No.314942
Anonymous
Image:176675095479.png(138kB, 686x751)76b62847c16459da4aad982e16291149.png
Remember to keep your drone clean
No.314943
Anonymous
>>314935
Oh her parents were estranged from her grandad before worker drones even arrived on Oslo in large numbers, the reason for the split will be explained in upcoming parts.
No.314944
Anonymous
Replies:>>314945
Image:176675172068.png(107kB, 465x603)KinkY.png
Fulfilling Y's deranged fantasies! I'm just glad she didn't invite Jane this time, I don't like stabbing her with a knife so that Y can drink her blood
No.314945
Anonymous
Replies:>>314946
>>314944
>Spoiler
Do you dislike your wife so much that you're not willing to do her a small favor?
No.314946
Anonymous
Replies:>>314948
>>314945
You know, the fist time I had to tie Jane and draw her blood and then watch Y go over to her on all fours and then yank her leash so she doesn't drink any untill she says something degrading like "Ze hundin vants ze rat blut, master" I thought I can manage, but when it became a weekly occurence I begun to have doubts
No.314947
Anonymous
>>314926
>>314932
is it just a normal scene, or is it a blink and you'll miss it frame from one of those flashes of incomplete memories?
No.314948
Anonymous
>>314946
I see your marriage is having problems. You should see a family therapist so they can explain how important this is for your wife.
No.314949
Anonymous
Replies:>>314950>>314951
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No.314950
Anonymous
Replies:>>314952
>>314949
>Fems your Pavo
>Switches her bits so Paehen is fiercly straight
>You get dragged to your room to make pillbabies
Nothing personel
No.314951
Anonymous
>>314949
This peacock makes me want to pin him to the ground and wash that arrogant mug off his face. No homo.
No.314952
Anonymous
Replies:>>314953
>>314950
I will take this personally and start a bloody feud with your family. Get your knives ready.
No.314953
Anonymous
Replies:>>314955
>>314952
You should wait some time so that Paehen can grow your family a bit
No.314954
Anonymous
Replies:>>314956
It's so slow today. The Oogies and hAMster that empowered the thread need to work faster.
No.314955
Anonymous
>>314953
Okay, I'm taking Paehen with me, and in the future I'll come back with my children and have taken revenge for cutting off Pavo's eggs.
No.314956
Anonymous
>>314954
it's the day after Christmas and still morning for burgers
No.314957
Anonymous
Replies:>>314958
Molly.
No.314958
Anonymous
>>314957
trying not to wake Molli up as she makes breakfast
No.314959
Anonymous
Replies:>>314960
I'm so coldddd
No.314960
Anonymous
>>314959
just turn the snow off
No.314961
Anonymous
Replies:>>314962
Image:176676715973.png(33kB, 1117x808)176314619317.png
No.314962
Anonymous
>>314961
oh no. you just made me think of that shadman comic
No.314963
Anonymous
Replies:>>314964>>314965>>314966>>314969
Image:176676837133.png(316kB, 1115x961)TC MCs souls.png
"Gentle soul"
This is like giga spoilers, but since half of the characters here haven't been introduced yet none of you will know that
No.314964
Anonymous
>>314963
Undertale souls.
No.314965
Anonymous
>>314963
This is just like the ending to Pastel Defender Heliotrope
No.314966
Anonymous
>>314963
The seven ice cold beers...
No.314967
Anonymous
Replies:>>314973>>314981
drones living on a distant junkyard planet, forgotten dumping ground for the megacorporations
No.314968
Anonymous
>>314680
Rape
No.314969
Anonymous
>>314963
Cool!
No.314970
Anonymous
Replies:>>314971>>314972>>314974
could drones evolve? they seem to develop some degree of sentience when left to their own devices, so could they come to desire more advanced forms?
No.314971
Anonymous
>>314970
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard you overheating Clankerr!
No.314972
Anonymous
>>314970
I don't see why they couldn't
No.314973
Anonymous
>>314967
I’m not fighting Groal the Great again
No.314974
Anonymous
>>314970
Uzi bloodline become shorter
No.314975
Anonymous
>>314904
I'm just enjoying my Doll drone that I got from Santa
No.314976
Anonymous
Replies:>>314978
Will AM be Tessa secret santa?
No.314977
Anonymous
Replies:>>314979
Lol, 4chan started bolding WHAT you need to select in the captcha.
No.314978
Anonymous
>>314976
And what can he give her? He's a slave on the estate, he has no opportunity to give anything.
No.314979
Anonymous
Replies:>>314980
Image:176677266102.gif(804kB, 145x110)1765587611509873.gif
>>314977
rember that Uzi with the match the shape box toy?, that's the average 4channer with these new captchas.
No.314980
Anonymous
Image:176677272441.png(85kB, 1299x682)7e88cd0e9fed0f306ee4f84fc31a3638.png
>>314979
No.314981
Anonymous
Replies:>>314982
>>314967
They get all their understanding of how languages work from ads?
No.314982
Anonymous
Replies:>>314983
>>314981
J’s origin story
No.314983
Anonymous
Replies:>>314984
>>314982
That's not ads.
No.314984
Anonymous
>>314983
It’s aids
No.314985
Anonymous
Replies:>>314986>>314987>>314988>>314989>>314990>>314991>>314995
Image:176677332045.png(39kB, 434x217)cb5a84232119d99969edba031c101564.png
Who's this? (wrong answer only)
No.314986
Anonymous
>>314985
asenath
No.314987
Anonymous
>>314985
Flamethrower target.
No.314988
Anonymous
>>314985
Ǝ
No.314989
Anonymous
>>314985
Asemplebenth
No.314990
Anonymous
>>314985
Nia with horns
No.314991
Anonymous
>>314985
The creature
No.314992
Anonymous
Replies:>>314993>>314994>>314996
Image:176677510554.png(1.26MB, 1488x9998)Cooking with Alice.png
>Sadly, country music and nightcore just do not mix.

First of all, I would like to apologize for my attempt at a Southern accent. Regardless, it is implied that Nori and Alice have some kind history together as Alice specifically mentioned her when torturing Uzi in episode 6. Unfortunately, whatever this may have been was never shown in the actual show. I have heard people argue that Nori used to bully Alice in their Cabin Fever days based on that one picture of Nori showing off her Solver power while Alice has her face slammed in the wall but that is mostly speculation. I did consider giving Alice smaller antlers to indicate she was younger, but I ultimately decided against it as I thought people might not recognize her without them.
No.314993
Anonymous
Image:176677521161.jpg(151kB, 1585x1080)Yeva got even by jamming the patch into Nori's visor later.jpg
>>314992
In case you aren't familiar with "that one picture":
No.314994
Anonymous
>>314992
Based!
No.314995
Anonymous
>>314985
Apparatus
No.314996
Anonymous
>>314992
Holy kek, amazing stuff, anon.

I think we could know her, after all, she's recognizable for more than just her horns.
No.314997
Anonymous
Replies:>>314998>>314999>>315003
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No.314998
Anonymous
Replies:>>315003
>>314997
Okay, someone needs to be sent to the army to get her into shape.
No.314999
Anonymous
Replies:>>315002
>>314997
No banana?
No.315000
Anonymous
Replies:>>315001
What if...
Demon drone?
What I drew, a drone with long horns and a tail. (This is def not influenced by playing 40 hours with Uriel on warframe)
No.315001
Anonymous
>>315000
what if alan wake but drone
No.315002
Anonymous
Replies:>>315004
>>314999
The banana snacking is implied.
No.315003
Anonymous
>>314997
>>314998
You're just not ready for a true DD lasy you could tango with
No.315004
Anonymous
Replies:>>315006
>>315002
In what part then?
No.315005
Anonymous
Replies:>>315008
Image:176677751316.jpg(1.39MB, 4690x2054)IMG_0714.jpeg
Organs ensamble
No.315006
Anonymous
>>315004
E is in the picture.
No.315007
Anonymous
Replies:>>315014
I don't know how to create a good New Year's OP. Smilecomrade, you're doing great with it, please create new thread.
No.315008
Anonymous
>>315005
>be anon
>you teach biology, or whatever the drone equivalent would be called
>school administration scheduled your class for the period before lunch
>every one of your DD students is drooling all over the floor by the end of the class
>you can fill up an entire mop bucket with DD saliva as you clean it up after class
No.315009
Anonymous
Replies:>>315010
Image:176677785837.png(804kB, 1525x1041)winter.png
winter wonderland
No.315010
Anonymous
>>315009
neeeeeerd!
No.315012
Anonymous
Image:176677805571.png(94kB, 525x561)festive smile.png
New Thread my Friends!
>>315011 >>315011
>>315011 >>315011
>>315011 >>315011
>>315011 >>315011
>>315011 >>315011
No.315014
Anonymous
>>315007
Next Thread I assume may be over before New year, so for now, I'm going to gamble and not be very new year heavy. But new Thread ready!
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