/md/ - Murder Drones

Where is the Christmas drawpile?

New bread! I'll repost the Ivory xxxmas green once I sober up like that one Anon asked me to, also going to change the part where Ivory leglocks (you) a bit

>>313174
Yuhu, thank you!

>>313175
>The drone on the left gets cuddles
>The drone on the right does not

>>313173
Haven't wrote that. I never stop using > on greens.

>>313179
Thanks, I wanted to make sure my memory wasn't failing me, but it seems like 6 hours of sleep a day isn't having a very good effect on it.

Morale building event, let’s do a puzzle

https://jiggie.fun/VEeNbJ

>>313184
Sorry brother, I'm on mobile

>>313180
I'll give you credit strawberry, despite some amateurity that's actually quite pretty and ethereal

>>313175
find a terrible trend to make her capitalize on
introduce her producer to a new talent so he shitcans her
force her to stream after her manager beats some sense into her
have trolls I'm chat drive her to a mental breakdown
have a stalker try to abduct her
the list goes on...

>>313189
>Have a stalker abduct her
90% of psycho fans would treat her at least marginally better than her producer

>>313191
What game?

>>313188
I have to question if he did draw that
Not to be negative, just that some of his stuff can vary wildly in looks, plus his rather frequent comms posting confuses me further

Too early

>>313193
He did improve a lot, the Lucy in the Christmas outfit for example, sure the arms are a bit out of proportion, but it's a nice drawing overall and the extra long arms can work as a stylistic choice

>>313196
> y anon got avre anon
oh no

>>313196
Wait, wasn't amyanon the one who liked that one a lot? Guess we have more than more dark eldar corsair in this thread

>>313184
That's annoying as fuck, turn rotation off.

>>313198
damn ok
> still pillowshading
ree

>>313203
Damn bdsm elves enslaving our artisans, good for you that you found another hyper obsession looking at that game made my head hurt

>>313205
Oy vey! Stop realspace raids at once or we'll send Salamander bvlls to bombard your warp O block again

>>313205
>>313206
Oh yeah and lovely Y

>>313203
Creature

>>313205
pubic lights, the most enduring mark of /md/ on the wider fandom

>>313209
They’re canon anon
They’re in the show

>>313210
They look like a race the deldarr would super enslave and torture and from what I saw from the game it looked like one of the bad sub dimensions of Commorragh, one without an enslaved sun

>>313211
Have you actually watched the show anon

Painagment

>>313208
A creature feature.
Featuring:
The Creature

>>313183
>I was suspecting that he uses different names in the threads
>Not a crime but he uses it maliciously,
Kind of the point of an anonymous board. Again, don't take anyone's name for granted unless they use tripcodes.

>like tomoe or snow
It doesn't look like they are the same people.

>>313147
This is nothing compared to the Sonic forums.

Welcome to the maid drones cafe. What's your order?

>>313217
how am I supposed to order without a menu?

>>313218
dassa beeg bunni

>>313213
case in point
/md/ eternal

>>313217
Can I have some ammo? I've already used up all the ammo I had for the damn drones. The cops are probably on their way, so can you hurry up?

>>313216
I guess even with what we have, sonic will always have the biggest autists, still don't know how they do it, they scare me

I want to fuck Toffee and have Teli watch.

>>313221
WOOOOOOOOOW, you gotta put a nsfw spoiler on that anon

Repostan in a clean thread

>Be Anon
>Nuclear power plant operator for Iodine-6’s polar garrison
>Due to a magnificent staffing abilities of your employers you are the sole operator left over the holiday period
>Thankfully, you are not alone
>Ivory is still here
>You no longer need her for psychological support
>But to placate you so that you don’t demand hazard pay or anything of the sort your request for a drone assistant was rubber stamped
>The power plant is scarcely decorated
>Most decorations would impede work and that would end badly but there is a small wimpy >Christmas tree in the kitchen
>You’re currently in the main control room
>You run the last diagnostics for the night and get ready to end your shift
>You shutdown your workstation and begin to stand up
>You suddenly feel something make contact with your head
>Confused you check what just engulfed your scalp
>You also turn around
>Ivory is behind you
>She placed a Santa hat on your head
“Merry Christmas Anon, ready for some festivities?”
>Sure, you have nothing better to do anyway
>Ivory smiles
>She leads you to the kitchen
>Ivory made some imitation Christmas dishes
>You chow down the pretend roast ham in synthetic honey and wash it down with wine
>The wine is 4%
>Can’t drink anything stronger while on site
>And Ivory has a needle filled with a blood purger in case you need to be sober
>Ivory got very good at making your food rations more palatable
>The thing really looks like ham
>Smell and tastes like it too
>She can’t do much to help with the texture though
>She tried softening it up so it’s not like hard tack any more
>Now it feels like chewing wet biscuits
>You finish your meal
“Hey Anon you feel like getting seconds?”
>Yes actually, guess that wine worked up your appetite despite it’s low potence
>Ivory places a plate of white half-moon shaped… uh… imitation dumplings?
>They look weird
>Wet and there is steam rising off them
>No reason to heat up nutrient blocks, well except to sell the illusion
>You stab one of them with your fork
>It surprisingly soft
>It’s small enough for you to pop whole into your mouth
>You chew for a while and stop in surprise
>The taste…. The texture…. It’s far too authentic
>You continue to chew
>Is this… an actual dumpling?
>It has to be
>The mushroom/meat filling
>The taste of the boiled dough
>You swallow and look at Ivory
“Did you like it?”
>Of course you do!
>This is the first 100% real food you ate since…
>You don’t even remember
“I’m glad to hear that! I found this recipe online and wanted to try it”
>Where did she get the ingredients for this?
“Oh, I sent out a requisition form for quickly perishables, it came in with today’s resupply”
>Really?
>You could have always just did that?
“Yes, you had a lot of unused requisition forms so I got a lot of ingredients”
>This is great!
>You begin to slowly eat another one
>You chew long enough to make your jaw start to hurt
“Don’t worry I made a lot!”
>She shows you a 5 litre pot filled with the stuff
>You feel tears forming up in your eyes
>You hoover up everything on your plate
>You feel you can fit in a few more
“Keep it up! Procedure dictates we have to get rid of all this within 48 hours”

>>313228
>You know what you’ll be eating for breakfast dinner and supper for the next two days
>You eat until you’re absolutely stuffed and drink the rest of the wine
>You lean back in your chair
>”Thanks Ivory! That was excellent! Your cooking is great”
>Ivory blushes and holds her hands
“Aww, thank you… I actually also have a gift for you”
>A gift?
>Ohhh that’s nice… you didn’t get her anything
>Smooth moves dummy
>You will have to think up of a way to make it up to her fast
>You look at the Christmas tree in the corner of the room
>Ivory laughs
“Oh, I don’t think it would fit under that one”
>And she got you something big
>You screwed up big time
>”Hey Ivory… I… didn’t get you anything… sorry”
>You feel yourself blush from shame
>Ivory gives you a slightly devious smirk
“That’s alright Anon, how about we just go open your present?”
>Ivory grabs you by the hands
>She leads you to your room
“Let me get it ready for you”
>Ivory wraps her tail around your head in such a way that it covers your eyes
“No peeping!”
>What could it be?
>You wonder for a while and the tail eventually unwraps from your head
>Before you can get a look around a piece of cloth drapes over your head
>You take it into your hands
>That’s Ivory’s skirt…
>You look up from it and see Ivory laying on your bed
>She is completely naked save for the gift wrapping ribbon covering her body
>You gawk in surprise
“Well, are you going to open your present are will you just stand there and watch?”
>You stumble over your tongue for a moment before beginning to undress
>Once you’re ready you get on top of Ivory
>You reach for the wrapping covering her adapter but she grabs your hand
“Not so fast honey~”
>She brings your hand up to a ribbon tied above her midsection
>You begin to untie it
>Ivory begins to lead your hand
>You follow the wrapping around her body
>You trace it around the top of her torso first
>Ivory lets go of your hand once you reach the midsection
>You continue to untangle her
>At last you reach the part covering her crotch
>You gently pull the decorative tape off and reveal her adapter
>Ivory looks at you with anticipation
>Without much thinking you place your hands on her shoulders and begin to rail her
>Ivory moans in pleasure as you thrust your hips back and forth
>After a while you begin to lower your hands from her shoulders to her midsection
>You rub it for a while, enjoying it’s softness and warmth
>You keep up your pace
>You start moving your hands up
>Back to her upper torso
>Onto her arms
>And stopping once your grab her hands
>You hold hands and look Ivory in the screen
>The ovals of her eyes gaze into yours
>You’re gasping for air, the excesses of the day are taking their toll on you
>Still, you have just enough in you for one more burst
>You speed up
>Ivory reacts immediately, her voice shaky and glitchy
“OH ANON~!”
>With each second you move faster and faster quickly approaching your limit
>Ivory moans again, she begins to wrap her tail around your torso
>Her tail completely envelops your torso, keeping you close to her stopping you from pulling out
>To make up for the lost momentum you begin to thrust deeper
>It seems this was Ivory’s plan
>She locks her legs behind your back and pulls you closer to herself
>You’re rubbing your body against her as you make the final movements
>And eventually
>You two kiss, taken by the moment

>>313229
>>313228
I see

>>313218
the were-bnuuy
this time, they only have to mlem you

>>313230
Good, the optometrist drone is on holidays

>>313227
Roll on the OC wheel, the result will give themselves to Anon for christmas

>>313227
grunt drone of your choosing

>Sentinel Base sentinel drone that used to be a grunt drone

>>313237
like, its core was transferred wholesale into an SD body, or a GD was modified into a gruntinel?

>>313236
I see

>>313236
My legally distinct and unique not god king supreme! First we have surealist space raiders kidnaping and enslaving drawfags and now we have bnyuu transmogrifing people into titanic bunnies, truly these are dark times

>>313241
I am depressed

>>313237
After all this time, we still haven't figured out how to fuck a grunt drone.

>>313244
Teli is a separate branch.
>>313243
tfw no fug drone assistant

>>313249
I am once again asking if anyone has the greentext about Nege seeing Anon’s true form

>>313189
>the rouge sentinel drone kidnaps her during another meet and greet

>>313249
SANTA CLAUS

>>313203
Well drawn but the AR should be flipped the other way. The ejection port, mag release, etc is on the right of the gun. On that side you have the safety selector and bolt release.

>>313250
Pretty sure it's on the booru?

>>313254
That was a good /tg/ thread.

>>313255
Yes left handed uppers exist but the ejection port cover flips up instead of down. In your pic you can see that because otherwise it couldn't go down all the way because it'd hit the bolt release and prevent brass from ejecting properly. In his image there isn't much detail but the way the cover is drawn it would flip down. You might say that's ok because the lower is also flipped, but there's a reason why that isn't a thing in the real world. The magazine catch has to work with existing mags and it pushes that horizontal bar on the lower out to release the mag. For it to work flipped the mags would have to be mirrored as well which isn't a thing for many logistical reasons. Ambi lowers allow lefties to shoot but they still make use of the existing controls locations. So yes, the upper could stay as is (if the ejection port cover was modified) but the lower can't. Yes I'm autistic I KNOW.

>>313260
>Yes I'm autistic I KNOW.
Do you know where we are? We are all autismos here

>>313228
>>313229
Lovely. I need to make more Sentinel Drones.

>>313191
Cool machine.

>>313245
do you really wanna get sexually entangled with a living bear trap with a single-digit life expectancy?

>>313265
basEd

>>313263
X

>>313266
You can treat them like a Tenga egg.

Too quiet.

>>313272
Be quiet, or they will hear.

>>313276
>3/5
>And soon Arrows emotions became to great for her to bare and she began spewing out what came to her mind
>Arrow:"YOU HAVE BEEN NOT ONLY STALKING ME, BUT MY ENTIRE LIFE! WHAT ARE YOU?! WHY EVEN DO THIS?! WHAT PURPOSE DOES THIS EVEN SERVE?!"
>"Uzi":"K̵͎̖̽͘I̷̠̐̎͂D̶̨̬̈́͗ ̴̪̓̇͊C̴̝̹̈́̂A̵̱̹̥͘LM DOẀ̸̻̘Ņ̵̺̒́,̷̀͑̚ D̯͎O̵̺̤̻͛N̶̔T ̤̈Y̸̦̬̓̐O̸U R͔Ē̴̞̑́C̴̣̓O̸̖̿̃G̷̝͊NIZ̴̕E ̺̌̈́͝M̷͔̲̕͝E̷̯̐? ͚̻̓I̶̝̘̿̇M̸ YOŰ͙̀̊R̶̹̿̆̿ ̴͇̾M̴̹̔̆͝O̷̘̗̅THEȒ́̐...̭́̂̇L̴͍̎O̵͎̊̈́͘Õ̴̮͛K ̩H̶̙͊Ȏ̴̼W̸̧̪͂ ABƠ̵͚̈́͘UT̬ ̸̢̘̔W̷̘͉͒̐E̵͛ͅ ̷̧͐̀C̴̞͒̉̿A̴LM ̘D̵O̢͋Ẅ̴̡̱͝N̴̟̲̠̚ ̶̪͌A̶͕͌͆̕ND̹ HO̸͓͐́̏M̵̐͊͌E.͚͓..O̶̡͐̅R̵͔̓ ̴̠̒̈́AT̺ ̷̻̻̇L̷͚̓E̵̓A͜S̸̘̉̈T̸̈́ V̵̛̈́͜͠I̴̅SI͐T̜ ̵̩̒J̷̧͚͎̀Ó̷̪̉H̸̖̞͆́N̸̛̽͠S PLAC̤̍̉E̶̩̒̎͠ ̴͈̩̄S̵̺͔̄I̷̭̯̔̍N̶̉CE̦̫̿ ̶̡̥̕THAT̶̛̩̩ ̶̛̌̉PL͈͉̔A̵̞̦̫̓C̴͖̖͗E̷͙͖͓̒ BR͐̿̀͜ING̶S ̶̮͌̒̒C̷̲̼̓͘O̵͕̗̓̒Ń̷͆FORT͈̅́ ̷̥̍Y̷̛͍͈̚E̶A̝H̴͎̙̽?̵"
>[Arrow laughing hysterically]:"OH NOT ONLY YOU KNOW ABOUT HIM BUT ALSO SAYING THATS MY PLACE OF COMFORT?! GEEZ YOU'RE TRYING TO HARD TO BE LIKE HER! EVERYSINGLE FLAW AND ERROR SHE MADE MAKES ME DESPISE NOT ONLY YOU BUT HER EVEN MORE!
>Arrow:"WHY EVEN TAKE A FORM OF SOMEONE WHOS NOTHING BUT A FAIL-"
>"Uzi":"DӨПƬ...YӨЦ...ΣVΣЯ...ᄃӨMPΛЯΣD MΣ ƬӨ ƬΉΣM"
>Arrow:"...wh-"
>"Uzi": "ᄃΛЦƧΣ IM ПӨƬΉIПG BЦƬ ƬΉΣ ЦPGЯΛDΣ! IM ПӨƬ ƬΉΛƬ FΛIᄂЦЯΣ ӨF...ӨF ƬΉΛƬ "BΣIПG"! I DӨПƬ ƧQЦΛBBᄂΣ ΛЩΛY MY ӨPPӨЯƬЦПIƬIΣƧ...ƬΉΣ PΣӨPᄂΣ I ᄃΛП BΣ FЯIΣПDƧ ЩIƬΉ...IП ƬЦПΣ ЩIƬΉ MY ΣMӨƬIӨПƧ...I DӨПƬ DӨ ПӨПΣ ӨF ƬΉΛƬ PΣƬƬY ƧΉIƬ ƬΉΣY DӨ!"
>Arrow slowly tries to edge themselves away but the more they do the louder and more furious each of their step echoed through the field

>>313275
Creature

>>313274
She comes

>>313275
>>313276
>>313277
>>313278
>>313279
Awesome as always, anon.

>>313282
No, its good quality. So you good anon
>>313283
Thanks

>>313286
Awww

>>313281
And so do I

>>313285
dumbass, how are you going to shoulder that thing with your arm on the inner side over the magazine

>>313290
I can't fuck these things. Sad.

>>313291
>he dosent know

>>313292
I demand details, and you better tell the truth, anon, because I can't vouch for myself in case of deception.

Pillar raised a good point back on /co/: why were the girls down in Cabin Fever given wigs?

So some of my pre-retcon greentext were uploaded/approved to the booru. Should i ask them to be deleted cuz they're redundant? but Noone read them anyway.

>>313298
Because saying "no" to an autistic bot with the power of the god of the end isn't the best idea, anon.

>>313304
>>313303
Peen

I invite all writefags and drawfags. IDK what the hell they say.

>>313306
> stealing this >>313290 bitch's head and running away
does the rest of the body just 'shut down' or something?

>>313310
Nope! it will give chase, albeit somewhat disoriented.

>>313311
so, dullahans

>>313313
more like kid movie slapstick skeleton

>>313303
>>313304
Nice!

>>313285
Why this she needs a gun?

>mylo - susceptible to slaaneshi corruption, focused on making indulgent food out of the most depraved ingredients
>molly - also susceptible to slaaneshi corruption, if corrupted she would become something similar to the Masque
>molli - susceptible to nurgle corruption, she would become an epicenter for rot and depression spreading her misery to all around her

>>313312
Ah

Hey can anyone that's better at editing the wiki than me tell me if I can use a link to the booru as an image in the OcDronePortable template? And if yes then how?

>>313320
OH NO

>>313320
Would

>>313317
>molly
>slaaneshi
please, she'd obviously be susceptible to khornate influence, becoming excessively violent when dealing with anyone who hurts children

>>313317
>mylo
>slaaneshi
Too obvious and too cliche.

That fucker is obviously under Tzeentchian influence.

>>313329
how so?

>>313330
His powers of manipulation over horny deluded femanons are a definite giveaway.

It is very obviously a long con that segways into a game of 4D chess somewhere down the line.

What would a drone taste like?

>>313332
depends how new it is and how well you maintain it

>>313327
...For now.

>>313335
No, she's just hugging

>>313324
Kissing Y!

>>313335
God, this drawing is so cute. Also I'd be fine with that.

>>313331
NTA
he doesn't care for the sex, he just wants to bake
he could always try to make the perfect baked goods

Thinking about the sexy disassembly drone boys who fly around Santa's sleigh. All of them sweaty from the exertion of flying Santa around the inhabited galaxy, harnessed together, dressed in nothing but skimpy red fur clothes and jingly bells.

>>313341
It's Sanda Santa

Kissing Drones on the cheek!

>>313344
Kissing drones with tongue...

>>313344
Kissing drones with a hammer!

>>313345
kissing drone's bottom plates!

>>313344
kissing drones between the cheeks

Keeter smiling

buying anything in the Steamy Drone Sale?

>>313350
Just 1 Uzi.

>>313352
>tags: all_the_way_through, cumflation, hyper_penis, impossible_fit, stomach_deformation, throat_bulge

>>313352
What if it was normal sized instead?

>>313353
forgot hammerspace

>>313355
only if the image shows his DDong flopping comically out of his unzipped pants

>>313352
>N and Uzi both agree that they probably should stay at second base and not go any further
>His dick assumes direct control and chokes him out
>It starts hunting Uzi through the outpost, dragging N behind it as it slithers around

>>313286
Is this what happens to my car every time I slap the roof of it?

>>313352
He's 5 feet

>>313354
Norman means big for N

is there a heavy artillery sentinel?

>>313361
Yeh

Is there a sexual relief sentinel?

>>313364
Are you a technician?

>>313365
I can install doom on a drone.

>>313362
who?

Poking Akita on her soft tummy.

>>313319
Ask this question on the Booru thread, Snow will definitely see it and answer.

>>313349
This is scary.

>>313352
Kek.

>>313363
Nigga bot is cute, agree.

>>313326
Hey, I remember that nigga, he's the one who destroyed the room.

>>313370
but keeter's smiles are precious...
RUN, ANON, THAT ISN'T KEETER

big keet or small keet

>>313375
A unit of three lesser keets and one greater keet to lead them

>>313375
Small Keet subconsciously polymorphing into Big Keet the longer she spends time around humans.

>>313374
It's Reteek

>>313382
It was peak fiction, well done. Unfortunately, I had to backread the /co/ thread too and be subjected to a E green by a certain individual. I felt like a judge silently pointing out where he went wrong with it.

>>313375
Big Keeter.

>>313383
Yay!
>subjected to a E green by a certain individual. I felt like a judge silently pointing out where he went wrong with it
Oh... that sounds bad, hope it wasn't too extreme

>>313385
Oh no, nothing too bad. Just personal gripes with her characterization like being stupid as her whole gimmick and pointing her weapon at her other half, something she would NEVER do.

>>313375
Standing fellatio height keet.

>>313379
This is not hygienic.

>>313380
The Universe is hinting to you, anon, that you need to focus on more important things.

>>313381
Kek.

>>313381
E!!!!!

>>313379
>Mlem Mlem

Yatah! Keeta!