/md/ - Murder Drones

Thinks they're hot shit while being a slave
Treacherous tendencies
Corporate sellout
Worships and kills for a God of death
J is a (J)eet

>>317772
but J is attractive and doesn't shit in the streets

>>317769
After the initial panic of the DD's arrival female drones mysteriously started stuffing their bras from jelousy.

>>317775
Santa María Putísima!

By the way, if drones can synthesize anything in their tails, can mech drones synthesize a pool of cola for me?

>>317772
>Treacherous tendencies
???
>Worships
Worships, is blackpilled and thinks its victory is inevitable (and probably wants it to put her out of her misery), same thing

>>317777
not NEARLY thicc enough

>>317775
Artist of this Umaru-chan?

>>317780
Avreanon, can Omnissiah make a mech drone with really big hips if asked?

>>317781
>Didn't recognize Itanon style
Newfag detected.

>>317784
NEKO DRONE WIFE WANTS YOU!

>>317788
Holy kek!

>>317784
Kek!

>>317790
cuteeee drone

What if I want a really high drone, but I don't want she to accidentally sit down on my house, what do I do?

>>317788
>Orange pixels still visible
Yup, this is pocketpeak

I want to cum inside V and get mocked by her for it

>>317794
take the magnets off of her head when you want her to stand.

>>317797
>Giant E
Hmmmmmmmm... I have to think about it.

>>317771
>>317777
>Sahelanthropus_with_tits_and_thicc_thighs.jpg

>>317784
KEK

>>317787
do you mean Tessa? the girl she was puppeteered into killing? you think having control of her body taken away and being used as a weapon counts as throwing Tessa under the bus?

>>317783
I just woke up.

>>317804
Sligar sure got good mileage out of that.

>>317795
>purposeful joke gets noticed: this is a bad thing

>>317808
>Poke
>*POP!*

>>317808
there's a huge creeter inside.

>>317811
It's probably Bretter in there.

>>317813
You getting back on that now?

>>317816 (me)
Okay, wait, either my brain is playing this unfunny game on me again, or I'm just being incredibly stupid. Only two Holly greens came out, right?

>>317815
>Cat?, spider?, bat?
if keet was hatched out of a witch's egg, she's closest to a crane with no legs

>>317815
>witches lay eggs
No, witches grow wombs so they can gestate their children, like humans do. Since they're robots with no frame of reference for being able to get pregnant, it's an extremely frightening and upsetting process to them.

>>317784
Im gonna need a bigger shovel.

I'm surprised nobody's ever made tiny helper drones. like a more serious, less J-centric approach to joblins

>>317817
First impregnate, then kill.

I hat damn mosquitoes.

>>317825
Jobers.

>>317789
Neat

>>317824
Horri!

>>317830
>Japanese Anons love Holly.
>A lot.

>>317772
If you think J is a jeet, than what does that make V or Cyn as?

>Murder Drones But Everyone Has Their VAs' Accents
>Uzi is British
>Cyn/the AS, Nori, Lizzy and Emily are Australian
>V, Rebecca and Sarah speak subtitled Dutch

>>317789
Noodle limbs kek

>>317822
>"No sincerity, I hate sincerity. I only want irony, Always!"

>>317837
God dammit Jane!

>>317837
Jane, damn you!

>>317842
do you in fact know what throwing someone under the bus means?

>>317842
also >decided
like she had a say in the matter

>>317843
Tragic

>>317845
Betrayal.
That's the long and short of it.
What does it look like?
A woman letting her own children be murdered by the new alpha male, like how it happens all the time with lions, for example.
>>317843
Do you think she ever regrets anything she has done?

>>317850
>Do you think she ever regrets anything she has done?
I choose to believe she does.

>>317798
And then I VILL have sex with MD V and get clawwed to hell and back and mocked relentlessly by her!

>>317848
Yeah, I need to write more and more nullplay...

Foderri needs turned into a sentinel drone. Why? It's the only way to save her from the terrible fate that PocketSteaks have in store for her.

>>317854
>The rape of a Sentinel by mutants

>>317855
It's way more likely that it is the other way around.

>>317847
Beauregard looks like he's having fun

>>317847
In fact, she was quite lucky that Cyn didn't find her body "enough" acceptable.

>>317848
WHERE IS IT?

>>317842
I'LL SAVE YOU MASQY!

>>317860
>Anon got distracted by a stray disassembler on the way and died.
>The end.

>Akita's lizard brain activates
>drops on all fours
>her claws can't get any traction on the smooth floors inside Outpost-3
Bearded dragon trying to run

>>317843
>"Ya need t'wake up, J."

>>317850
Her regrets are part of why she wants some way to die. Not be recalled to her admin's mind palace for respawning, not roam as a ghost, just die and be gone from this world.

>>317850
I don't remember what Liam's Q&A answer was regarding J, but it really feels like he never cared about her past being a buzzword-spouting comic relief villain.

>>317866
Granting J the sweet release of death, full blown cease of existence.
She's asking for it.

>>317856
only in your retarded headcanon

>>317847
kek.
that girl is FUCKED

>>317873
Heh, nuts.

>>317868
Would

>>317850
not just betrayal, sacrificing someone else so that you are spared from harm. and you can neither sacrifice nor betray someone if you have no control over your own body, because both of those are things you have to choose to do. J didn't have the luxury of choice.

>A few months after the chaos of the singularity, life on Copper-9 had settled into something almost... normal.
>The bunker doors stayed open more often, Worker Drones rebuilt what they could, and the remaining Disassembly Drones had mostly integrated...

>N helped Khan with door reinforcements (old habits die hard), while V hung out with Lizzy, occasionally hunting poor drones for fun while Liz film it.
>Uzi, now the unofficial hero of the outpost, went back to class, gave her presentation on "staying behind doors isn't always bad" (with a sarcastic eye-roll), and dealt with her new "passenger" the Absolute Solver, reduced to a nuisance in her tail.

>But Uzi had changed more than anyone knew. Swallowing Cyn's core didn't just give her full access to the Solver's arsenal.
>It unlocked new tricks to explore. One quiet night, while experimenting alone in her room.
>Uzi focused and suddenly she vanished.
>She reappeared across the room, stumbling into her bed with a grin.

>"Holy scrap. Teleportation? That's new and awesome."

>She tested it obsessively. Short hops at first, then longer ones. It felt like willing herself through space, with that familiar yellow glyph flashing briefly.
>Powerful, effortless, and perfect for mischief. But she swore to keep it secret from N. He worried enough about her "eldritch side".
>if he knew she had Cyn...

>I don't need to worry about that. New powers no problems. And I know the first V-ictim
>V was lounging in the old corpse spire ruins with Lizzy, sharpening her claws and complaining about "boring peace times."

>"This sucks. All I do just... hanging out."

>Lizzy smirked. "You're just mad N's hogging Uzi all the time."

>"Shut up."

>Suddenly, V's acid tail vial "mysteriously" unscrewed itself and dumped all over her lap. She yelped, jumping up as the acid sizzled harmlessly on her plating but ruined her vibe.

>"What the—?!"

>From behind a rock, invisible to them, Uzi teleported in, stifled a laugh, and vanished before V could spin around. V glared suspiciously but knew Uzi was behind this somehow. Lizzy cackled.

>Next target: The Teacher.
>Class was dragging on as usual the drone droning about their usual boring protocols. >Uzi sat in the back, bored. With a subtle focus, she teleported the Teacher's pointer stick into the trash bin across the room mid-lecture.

>"...and that's why doors are—wait, where's my—?"

>The class snickered. The Teacher retrieved it, only for Uzi to warp it again.>This time onto a random classmate head like a hat. >Chaos ensued: pointers flying, students laughing. The Teacher gave up in frustration.

>"Uzi Doorman! Is this your doing?"

>Uzi feigned innocence. "Me? I'm just sitting here."

>"Alright, next one..."
>Khan was in his workshop, proudly polishing a new "ultimate door."

>"My greatest creation yet! Unbreachable!"

>Uzi teleported behind him silently, swapped his wrench with a rubber chicken she found from human trash, then popped back to the doorway.

>Khan reached for the tool...squeak!

>"What in the...Uzi?!"

>She was already "walking in" casually.
>"Hey, Dad. Nice... chicken?"
>He sigh in defeat and carry on.

>Uzi loved this new gift. The power rush, the control, it felt good after everything. >She done so much and could get away easily.

>But she was careful around N. They'd hang out watching pirated anime, playing cards, or just stargazing on the surface. >He'd notice her grinning more.

>"You're in a good mood lately"
>"Everything okay? No... demonic tail voices ?"

>"Tell him about the new bow idea! It'd look cute"

>She smacked it down. "Nah, just...chilling time."

>N beamed. "Yeah! I'm glad you're happy."

>Uzi smiled back, genuine this time. She didn't need to tell him yet. This power was hers.
>For harmless fun, not destruction. For now, the pranks stayed her little secret.

>Though one day, if V finally caught a glimpse of that yellow flash... well, payback might be brutal.
1/3

>>317879
>Uzi's visor flickered awake to a blinding white. No ceiling, no walls, no sky.
>It was just an endless, seamless nothingness stretching in every direction.
>Time felt... wrong. >No hum of the bunker vents, no sound. >Just silence, too quiet and creepy.

>"What the hell...?"

>She pushed herself up, boots on an invisible floor. Was it a dream? A glitch?
>The last thing she remembered was crashing in her room after another late-night teleport prank. >Swapping V's oil drink with acid. >Classic.

>She walked forward. And walked. And walked. >The void didn't change. >No horizon, no shadows. >Panic crept in.

>"Okay, Solver, get me outta here." She focused, willing that familiar yellow symbol to appear.
>Nothing. >No flash, no pop. She tried again, harder.
>Visualizing her room, the bunker halls, anywhere.

>Still nothing.

>Telekinesis? >She spotted a distant speck and reached out mentally. >No pull, no lift.
>Wings? Her back stayed stubbornly wingless. >Even her tail lay limp, at least there was something good coming up from this nightmare.

>"All tricks down? Great. Just great."

>Then she saw them.

>Scattered across the white expanse like discarded toys: objects from her pranks. The rubber chicken from Khan's toolbox, squeaker crushed.
>The Teacher's pointer stick, snapped in half. Spicy coolant cans, empty and dented. And bunch of other stuff.

>But the next thing she saw?

>Bodies.

>Dozens of them. All "her".

>Piles of Uzi corpses, visors cracked and dark, purple hair matted with oil leaks. Some in her normal goth hoodie, others in her Solver form wings extended.
>A few looked freshly "dead," poses. Others decayed, plating rusted, as if they'd been here forever.

>Uzi backed away, core pounding. "No. No no no.. this isn't...I'm not—"

>One corpse's visor flickered weakly, displaying a glitched Absolute Solver symbol before going black.

>She spun around, trying to run, but to where?
>The piles just... multiplied the more she looked.

>A punch slammed into her face.

>"Hey, what's wrong with...me?"

>Standing over her was... herself.
2/3

>>317880
>Uzi rubbed her visor where the punch had landed, glaring up at... herself. >The other Uzi stood there, arms crossed, purple eyes narrowed in fury. >She looked identical...same goth hoodie, same edgy hair.
>But there was something off.

>"You," the clone snarled, jabbing a finger at Uzi. "This is all your fault! You and your stupid pranks!"

>Uzi scrambled to her feet, hackles raised. "My fault? You're the one who just sucker-punched me! Who even are you?"

>"Who do you think? I'm you from five teleports ago, or whatever. >Stuck here because of your dumb power trips!"
>The clone lunged again, swinging wildly. Uzi dodged, but not fast enough; a claw raked across her arm, sparking pain.

>They tumbled into a grapple, rolling across the invisible floor of the void. >Uzi kicked out, sending the clone sprawling.
>"Get off! I don't even know what's going on!"

>The clone spat oil, wiping her mouth. >"Oh, sure. Play innocent. You teleported, didn't you? Felt that rush, that 'awesome' new trick? >Well, guess what, genius...it's not teleporting. It's copying!"

>Uzi froze mid-stance, breathing heavy.
>"Bite...Copying? What are you talking about?"

>The clone laughed bitterly, gesturing at the scattered corpses.
>"Look around! Every time you 'hop,' you create a perfect duplicate at the destination.
>The original? Poof...dies instantly, dumped here in this... limbo dimension. No powers, no escape. Just waiting to rust away while the new you pranks around like nothing happened."

>Uzi's core sank. She glanced at the nearest body. her face, frozen in a final glitch.
>"No... that can't be right. I felt it. I was there, in my room, then across it. It was me!"

>"Was it?" The clone smirked, but her eyes were hollow. "Think about it. Short hops first, right? Then longer. Each time, a new copy wakes up, thinking she's the real deal. >The old one? Ends up here, surrounded by the failures before her. >I've been watching them pile up. >You're the latest idiot to join the club."

>Arguments escalated into shouts. >Uzi denied it, calling the clone a hallucination, a Solver trick. >The clone fired back, blaming Uzi's recklessness...pranking V, messing with Dad, disrupting class. >"You couldn't just stop! Had to push it, show off that 'eldritch side' you love so much!"

>They fought again. >Uzi landed a solid hit, cracking the clone's visor. >The clone retaliated with a headbutt that left Uzi dizzy. >But as they panted, separated by a few feet, the truth sank in.
>Uzi slumped, defeated. >"Fine... you're right. It's copying. Killing the original every time." >She stared at her hands, flexing them uselessly. No yellow glow. >"So what now? We just... wait to die here?"

>The clone shook her head, wincing as her cracked visor sparked.
>"No. There's a way out...for the last one, anyway. The current you, out there in the real world. If we can warn her, tell her to stop teleporting, the cycle ends. No more copies, no more deaths."

>Uzi nodded slowly. "Okay. How? Yell really loud?"

>The clone pointed at the endless white above. >"We've tried. But look sometimes, when a new teleport happens, there's a flicker. >A tiny rift where the new corpse drops in. >If we stack high enough, maybe one of us can reach through, signal her before she 'hops' again."

>They collect the piles of bodies. >It was gruesome, but desperate times. >Together, they dragged the Uzi corpses...some fresh and pliable, others brittle and crumbling.
>Piling them into a grotesque mountain. Arms and legs intertwined, visors staring blankly. The clone directed, her earlier anger turning to grim focus.
>"Higher. We need to get close to where they fall from."

>Hours passed or was it years? >Time didn't matter here. >The mountain grew, a tower of failures. >Uzi's arms ached, but she pushed on, bonding oddly with her duplicate over shared memories.
>"Remember that time we swapped V drink?" The clone chuckled weakly.
>"Yeah. Worth it."

>But then, a low groan echoed. >The base of the mountain shifted, bodies at the bottom rusting faster, flaking into dust.
>"It's happening," the clone whispered. >"A new one's coming. The present you is about to teleport again."

>Uzi's eyes widened. >"We have to hurry!"

>They piled frantically, the tower wobbling but holding. >As rust spread upward, eating at the older clones, a faint shimmer appeared high above.
>A rift cracking open like a glitch in the void.

>"Go!" the clone urged, boosting Uzi up.
>"You're the freshest. Climb!"

>Uzi scrambled up the macabre ladder, gripping hoodies and tails for handholds. >The rust chased her, bodies crumbling beneath her feet. She climbed higher, the rift tantalizingly close. >Through it, she glimpsed a blurry view: her room, herself (the next clone?) focusing for another hop.

>"Stop!" Uzi screamed, reaching out. >Her fingers brushed the edge, but it was too far. >The rift wavered, the new corpse beginning to form.
>Another her, tumbling toward the void.

>All hope seemed lost. >The mountain shuddered, rust overtaking the clone below.
>"Do something!" she yelled.

>Uzi's hand went to her neck...her mom's necklace, the old locket she'd always worn.
>In a flash, she yanked it off, her hand scratching desperately into the metal: "STOP."

>With a desperate heave, she hurled it upward, through the rift.
>It spun, glinting, vanishing into the blur just as the new corpse dropped in.

>The rift snapped shut. The mountain collapsed in a cascade of dust, Uzi tumbling down into the white.

>Did it work? She didn't know. >But as silence returned, she clung to the hope that the last her.
>The one still out there would find the necklace, read the message, and break the cycle.

>For all their sakes.
>She didn’t believe in an afterlife but this realm of nothingness was their hell.
3/3

>>317878
a lot of hair gel was used on one specific place, paint on it’s rear end too, didn’t even paint it right

>>317878
This looks very funny.

>>317878
>warhorseeeee
I read that as Whorse....

>>317878
>>317884
>"Why are you a horse?"

>"My creator thought it would be funny."

>>317878
>>317884
did you intend to have it look like alpha had his lower body removed, now having a human’s head shelved into himself, while the human’s wearing DD themed shoes

>>317887
Literally Cyn.

>>317889
last I checked, cyn doesn’t have children, doomed to die alone, if she can die, that is

>>317887
At some I do want to get more into his backstory but tbh it's not much I haven't already posted here before. The tl;dr is just that he healed back horrifically wrong while hunting one day and was kicked out of his squad

>>317892
Lol, I'm telling you, Cyn just thought it was funny.

>>317893
literally shut the fuck up, cyn has, and will never have offspring of her own, not even as a joke

>>317894
B-but Nori…

>>317894
>everyone’s got’s a husband/wife and a family
>including J
>except for cyn
>cyn is a bitch
kek, who knew forcing others to kill, skinning a random teenager, watching from afar, in the shadows like a weirdo would come back to bite one in the ass

>>317868
IWCIU

>>317895
cyn didn’t fuck khan, nori did, nori enjoyed having her back door being repeatedly rammed by doorman dick

>>317894
The creator isn't just the parent, anon. Cyn created him, disassembly drone, and then turned him into a meat mutant for a joke.

Calm down, you sound like a degenerate.

>>317897
the percentage chance of cyn being an good mother is in the zero digits, 100 percentage chance she rips it out of her to eat it

>>317898
I think you were trying to say YWTCIUD

>>317900
>you sound like a degenerate
in a place where we have a
>rape OC
>eating vomit OC
>lesbians
your talk of ‘degeneracy’ is so question, a insane asylum patient in comparison, is normal

>>317890
Glad you like it, Anon. There's also bunch of other canon characters and oc's greens in the work.

>>317903
I don't understand, is this trolling, or are you for real right now?

>>317901
Same for Uzi

>>317905
fr fr

>>317905
Ignore the content janny

>>317910
>look at this cube
>every time I look at it makes me laugh

>>317897
>Cyn gets morning sickness
>She pukes out an entire Tessa
>An extremely confused Tessa who can't remember anything past her last stand
>J quickly takes her away to finally reunite
>Meanwhile, Cyn looks the same, maybe a little better after that
>But then where'd her body come from? Did she make a new one? Just what-
>"Tired. Sweetheart, bring me some concrete."
>Anything for your beautiful wife.

>>317912
>New year
your off by 3 days, remember this for next year comes

>>317914
i wonder what this place will look like a year from now.

>>317915
the exact same as it always does

>>317912
This drone is thirsty for sex and I will gladly quench her thirst!

>>317912
Who gave Haruka butt cheeks?

>>317912
THIGG ;DDD
>>317916
Nothing ever happens, except when it does.
mumble mumble caldo de paloma.

>>317915
I can't predict the whole community, but I'll be in the army in a year and won't be able to post and save greens, but overall, the overall amount of content won't drop due to my absence (unless I suddenly become a contentfag right now), so you won't be missing out on much.

>>317920
Thank you for your service, good luck kid

>>317921
it’s only going to get worse

>>317923
damn demon brat, she needs rocket to the sun correction!!!

>>317923
>mommy’s most special abomination
at least cyn’s honest about hating her own daughter

>>317925
Oh oh, now do Hubert Cumberdale!
What instrument is this one supposed to be again?, I tunnel visioned when I saw that other one.

>>317925
Bad. Don't do that.

>>317923
>Grandpa loves her
Who's her grandfather?
>Everyone loves her
Wait, who's her father? Beauregard?
>You'll love her
Is it just me, or does that sound a little ominous?

Lol, great job, anon! As they say, don't be a menace to contentfag while drinking your juice in the hood.

>>317925
I will rape her.

>>317923
uooOOOOH need TO IMPREGANTE

>>317868
Post the rest

>>317923
>more powerful than you ever be
>more powerful than uzi
neither of those are impressive

>>317932
Anon, why do you want a five-year-old girl to impregnate you?

>>317934
Kek.

>>317935
Arent we all futa enjoyers here

>>317937
WE all love futa

>>317921
Thanks, I just like hanging out here and filling up Booru a little, and the motherland will call me to serve in only 6 months, so I still have time to hang around here for a little while.

>>317937
No.

>>317880
>>317881
Wouldn't there be a few Doll corpses here? Maybe a living Doll too? And a few ghost Dolls, since the credits show she can still teleport?

>>317920
>>317940
Fuck the military

>>317943
That’s not very HFY! of you silly goose

>>317943
It is better to die for the Emperor President, than live for yourself.

>>317944
Hey. I love HFY. There are some really interesting stories there.

>>317940
For your sake I hope you never get deployed

>>317945
I'm gonna be 100% honest with you, I'm not going to die for the drab old bitch that is my country and the corrupt old commies that run it

>>317846
The people who view J's suffering as a "just pull yourself up by your bootstraps" thing pisses me off to no end.

>>317937
>comparing dicks girls with wanting to have sex with a 5 year old
everyone has made a decision that we’ll beat you to death, strychnine wants in on it as well, holly will inject you with a serum that will make it so you don’t die early or pass out, that way, everyone gets there fill at punching, stabbing, burning, snapping bones, tearing out organs, it’s all for you, just know, it's your fault

>>317948
I'm gonna but into this discussion, a lot of J's predicament in later episodes is Uzi's fault, in ep1 when J says "Equity partnership" I'm like 90% sure this was meant to signify her trying to switch sides or at least surrender but Uzi had a chimp out

>>317937
Fuck off

>>317947
>British (or something)
i’m so sorry

>>317938
>>317953
how do you fuck up the grammar on both

>>317950
I always felt like treating J's quirks like a joke takes away from the "don't be ashamed of being yourself" message from the show if you ask me. Same with the Lord Frumptlebucket joke just being "ha ha, he talks funny"

>>317947
I'm not dying for the bloated oopma loompa that runs mine like it's his personal kingdom.

>>317931
her?

Immoral makeout sessions with Jane!

>NULL Souls: Loving Tammy x JRPG (No Limits Edition)

>>317952
No I'm not from the cursed Isles, If I were I'd be in prison for domestic terrorism by now

>>317956
Our good goylems run ours like the personal kingdom of our neighbour

>>317960
Hooray, she has a vagina!

>>317959
just make sure you have a clothes peg on your nose while kissing her, or you gonna smell it, then jet vomit onto jane’s face, knocking her over

>>317962
>Canadian
i’m so sorry

>>317947
My opinion won't be asked if there's a big uproar, so I hope everything goes smoothly.

And hey, thanks to the course, I'll be a drone operator in the army!

>>317956
You gotta admit that was some Space Marines shit right

>>317955
>the "don't be ashamed of being yourself" message from the show
The show doesn't have that message. The show doesn't have any message, unless you consider "The Author's Barely Concealed Fetish" a message.

>>317967
>Mexican
i’m so sorry

>>317966
>I'll be a drone operator in the ar-
his referring to real life war, you fuck, where death is a thing, not like in games, or writing a fanfic about war, real death

>>317970
Yes, a rocket or an artillery shell could fly at me right when I least expect it, and I could die quickly and without suffering!

>>317968
>OPFOR wasn't shooting back at any point, despite the helicopters hovering in place low enough for even HMGs to fuck them up
>literally the entire rest of the government is still there
>lots of targets supposedly bombed later turned out to not be bombed
>immediate backpedal on "running the country"
It was kayfabe and you fucking fell for it.

>>317970
If you’re gonna shit yourself about the ethics of war and military service in an MD thread you’re clearly in the wrong place.

Shit, I started discussing about politics. Sorry, anons.

>>317975
I will shit yourself

Funny short about khan
Think About Wife🚪👾 #murdersdrones #glitchproductions #glitch #meme #memes #viralvideo @MarsArego

>>317974
Isn’t it self evident in what you’re saying why the operation went as smoothly as it did

>>317973 (me)
This will be my last post about this, just to clear up any misconceptions about me that anyone might have.

I meant peacetime service. Because the drone force is a young force, service there will be much easier than in other forces. There's even a chance I'll have access to a computer with internet access. Not a big chance, but a chance nonetheless.

>>317980
"Some Space Marine shit" implies an actual military operation under heavy fire, not the illusion of one that starts coming apart within less than 24 hours.

>>317981
>speed is war
first one to land head first on a land mine is a winner!!!

>>317962
World politics SUCK
>>317982
Phew

>>317981
>Turkish
i’m so sorry

>>317981
>spoiler
Кто ты, воин?

>>317981
How do you resist the urge to just grab her and hug her until her yapping and moodiness peters out.

>>317983
I guess you’re right, then again it really isn’t America’s fault that your boy’s whole crew stood down their 9000 russian SAA missiles and sold him out in less than the amount of time it takes to watch Avatar 3.

>>317912
yee

>>317983
>>317989
Jesus Christ, guys, shut the fuck up. Just be glad this shit hasn't escalated into a real war with casualties.

When the Amero-Britainistani Hyperwar starts I'm deploying all of you to the front.

>>317991
>Baltic states
i’m so sorry