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No.274581
Murder Drones (#278)Anonymous
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Hello everyone! Friends we need to make Drones real, we need to create 3 billion Drones. Wouldn't you want a Drone? They need to be real.
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Anonymous
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No.274584
Anonymous
>>274581
I'm tired of waiting for the scientists.
No.274585
Anonymous
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No.274586
Anonymous
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>>274582
I found an image of the jobber in a vest
>>274585
qtπ!
No.274587
Anonymous
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oogi
No.274588
Anonymous
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Really?
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Anonymous
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>>274586
No.274590
Anonymous
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Doll supports the British Empire !?
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Anonymous
>>274577
I'd actually buy that ngl, I'd have to send it to the Laundromat to get it cleaned up
No.274592
Anonymous
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so here's a question I've been thinking up, let's say JCJenson drones were real, how would one go about buying one? Would they be sold through a dealership like how cars are in the present day? if so I'd imagine sometimes it would be cool if you were driving down the highway or interstate and next you you would see a drone dealership with rows and rows of drones outside like cars and inside the dealership building too (picrel is exactly what I had in mind) What do you guys think?

I also asked this on /co/ but unfortunately there wasn't any discussions that I'd thought it would be, so I thought I'd ask it here too ┐⁠(⁠‘⁠～⁠`⁠;⁠)⁠┌
No.274593
Anonymous
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>>274587
That snootwave looks strange
No.274594
Anonymous
>>274592
I'd love to see the JCJenson showroom.
No.274595
Anonymous
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Anonymous
>>274588
yeah, can you believe it?
No.274597
Anonymous
>>274587
Oh my god she's real
No.274598
Anonymous
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>>274593
Because that's no drone, it's a crude mimicry of JCJenson's quality assured perfection
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Anonymous
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No.274600
Anonymous
>>274598
It's a Chinese or Indian knock-off
No.274601
Anonymous
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>>274599
Go away, jerkin'.
No.274602
Anonymous
>>274592
Dealerships, stores in the mall, places like that. They're commonplace enough to have recycling machines on every block, so they're likely commonplace enough to buy without too much hassle.
I'd imagine the dealerships would be more focused on contracts for large purchases, while the smaller outlet stores are where you go if you want a domestic assistant. They'd be the glaring white kind with big circular glass windows wrapping around the building, inactive workers with fake eye stickers posing like mannequins at a clothing store.
JCJ likely never got too fancy. There was only ever a single model of worker drone- you see one, you've seen them all. The displays would be more about "look at all these things they can do!" rather than showcasing the product itself.
No.274603
Anonymous
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>>274592
Seeing what all the different drone options list look like would be interesting. You know how cars used to be optioned out with a checklist? I'm thinking that but for different drone models (Workers, Disassemblers, etc)
No.274604
Anonymous
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>>274601
Cyn is enjoying your little "show"
No.274605
Anonymous
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>>274577
What if...
>only the Cyn parts of the Cynwalker melt into goo
>the Tessa parts have enough of a "pull" left in them that Tessa is extracted from Uzi's mind palace and put into what's left of her body to stabilize it
>horrifically traumatized zombie-thing Tessa is now living with the Doormans
>her former dumpster friends all stay away from her out of shame; just as well, since now they fill her with a cocktail of disgust and terror
>Lizzy is really liking this (more or less still-) human girl
>Doll sometimes watches her sleep, but in a non-hostile way, unlike when she acts as co-V's sleep paralysis demon with Nori
No.274606
Anonymous
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>>274592
drones might be industrial equipment, but I don't think they'd keep them outside. I imagine them being in showrooms, maybe with a few designated areas for demonstrating what they can do.
then again, drones are apparently so ubiquitous and expendable that there are drone disposal stations on every street, so maybe they're more likely to be sold anywhere that sells tech or even farm equipment
No.274608
Anonymous
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>>274606
>drone disposal stations on every street
Was that mentioned in the Zombie Drones tape?
No.274610
Anonymous
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>>274608
Inn.
No.274611
Anonymous
>>274610
Oh yeah, I recognize that, but I don't remember them saying that they're in public streets.
No.274612
Anonymous
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>>274605
how many undead Tessas we got now?
there's skeletessa, dullahan tessa, corpse goo tessa...
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Anonymous
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I want to cum inside doll
No.274614
Anonymous
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>>274612
does suit tessa count as incorporeal undead?
No.274615
Anonymous
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Yandere [spoiler]cousin[/cousin] Tessa!
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Anonymous
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You find J tied up like this, whatchu doing first?
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Anonymous
>>274615
Better luck next time with the spoilers, buddy.
No.274618
Anonymous
>>274616
No way is that actually restraining her, so I squish her honkaberoos until she easily breaks free and kills me.
No.274619
Anonymous
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>>274592
>let's say JCJenson drones were real, how would one go about buying one?
Honestly it would depend on how expensive they are (both to produce and to purchase). At minimum I would expect a real life drone do cost around $20K–30K, and I wouldn't be surprised if they were upwards $150K. I can see there being specialized dealerships for them within certain major cities, but otherwise I think you'd have to order them directly from the manufacturer.

In terms of how a human in the setting of Murder Drones would go about buying a drone, there are a few different ideas/headcanons you could run with.
>Robot Dealerships
Assuming JcJenson isn't a total monopoly, Worker Drones intended for commercial use are likely sold at any dealership/business that specializes in robots. You could buy a premium Drone with all the extra features & accessories from a first party dealership, or you could buy a used drone outfitted with third-party modifications & 'accessories' from Bobby Bolivia's Finest Quality Drones
>Build-A-Drone My personal favorite
It's literally Build-A-Bear except with drones. It would certainly be comparatively niche as far as the overall market for drones (industrial labor units & expendable service industry units) but I can easily see this being the best method to buy a drone intended for domestic service.
>JCJenson™
Assuming JcJenson has a total monopoly, Worker Drones intended for commercial use are sold exclusively at JCJenson™(both their physical omnimarkets AND online superstores!). Most people probably aren't rich enough to buy a drone, but they can still afford to rent a drone for a nominal weekly subscription!
No.274620
Anonymous
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>>274615
I just realized how badly I fucked up with the spoilers
No.274621
Anonymous
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>>274616
No.274622
Anonymous
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>A human scientist is with a drone assistant when all of a sudden, a Murder Drone shows up to specifically kill the scientist.

Depending on who the drone, who would save the scientist and who would run away like a pussy?
No.274623
Anonymous
>>274619
>At minimum I would expect a real life drone do cost around $20K–30K, and I wouldn't be surprised if they were upwards $150K.
Possible, but consider that Drones can make themselves.
If they're the ones mining out and processing the ore used to make more drones, and the ones assembling them, then the only upkeep these facilities need are replacing attrition losses and keeping them fueled.
Human supervisors would probably be needed to pinpoint accidents, call in cleanup crews, activate new workers, and replace equipment, but aside from that, the workforce works for nearly-free and creates itself.
I can see them being much cheaper than they should reasonably be, as a result of all that. Sort of like how Star Wars can have a ton of FTL-capable starships for surprisingly cheap despite how complex they are, simply by making sure that droids have no rights and that nobody wants to give them rights.
No.274624
Anonymous
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>>274622
For all the shit she gets, J put up a good fight.
No.274625
Anonymous
>>274619
>Car dealership drones.
>Slaps a drone's ass.
>This baby can mine so much ore!
No.274626
Anonymous
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>>274624
Not really a "good" fight, but it's not like anyone could have done any better in her shoes, and she still tried more than nearly anyone else would have.
Makes it a bit more insulting that she's completely given up in episode 8, would have been poetic for her to join the forlorn hope one last time.
No.274627
Anonymous
>>274624
Glad to see you're still doing work.
No.274628
Anonymous
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>>274626
You really think that?
I'm betting she would be more than able to chop my head off if I let her.
Of course, she couldn't ''beat'' the Solver, but her fighting despite the obvious disadvantage was the first(chronologically) and also one of the hardest examples of drones defending themselves and others, I respect that.
No.274629
Anonymous
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>>274619(me)
Just realized that I forgot to include one very important way to 'buy' a drone

>7-11
The elites don't want you to know this, but the V drones working at the 7-11 are actually free. You can just take them home with you!
No.274630
Anonymous
>>274624
Awww
No.274631
Anonymous
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SLICEY SLICEY BAD MAN
No.274632
Anonymous
>>274631
>Thinking about girls makes him steam
Kek
No.274633
Anonymous
>>274614
depends, is she a haunted suit or just an inexplicably living one?
No.274634
Anonymous
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>>274628
Yeah, J could probably kill anyone here with one arm, I'm not arguing that, but I also doubt she managed to land a single hit on Cyn.
Real heroism isn't beating up the big villain, it's standing in front of them and trying your best to stop them, whether you succeed or not.
It would have been rather poetic to see J turn and try to get a swing in on Cyn in the finale, only to either be overridden and set to "mindless killer" mode, or taken out quickly for her trouble. But it's not my story.
No.274635
Anonymous
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>>274631
>prob goes murder hoboing with DDrifter
No.274636
Anonymous
>>274631
I'll always hate robots with facial hair, but neat art
No.274637
Anonymous
>>274631
so the 90's anime pervert trope as a character?
No.274638
Anonymous
>>274631
He's that weird uncle who isn't trying to be a freak, but fails miserably.
No.274639
Anonymous
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>>274634
Be(J)ita moment
No.274640
Anonymous
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>>274626
can't really be helped she lost all hope. she was the closest to the solver and had to spend the entire trip to copper 9 trapped in a tiny landing craft with her owner and tormentor wearing the mutilated corpse of the girl who saved her life
No.274641
Anonymous
>>274635
funny since he looks like a workie and not a murdie
No.274642
Anonymous
>>274640
I honestly can't stand V's anger without understanding J's situation and why she is like this, as I feel like it's the exact same attitude that Doll's arc was meant to critique of having blind rage at someone without understanding what they are going through and why they did it.
No.274643
Anonymous
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J's plush assets.
No.274644
Anonymous
>>274643
expanding J's portfolio
No.274645
Anonymous
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>>274643
All of my attempts to argue for J being anything more than a played-for-laughs antagonist stem from me wanting to bury my face in her off-model tits/ass.
It's not insincere, but I assume that's where it all started.
No.274646
Anonymous
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>>274631
The Postal Drone?
No.274647
Anonymous
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>>274645
J would be happier as an asset than as an individual.
No.274648
Anonymous
>>274647
J pet(asset) play.
No.274649
Anonymous
Hey anons, random question: what would happen if say… am oogi where to take my stash of freezed dried berries and take it to their hive?
No.274650
Anonymous
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>>274595
Draw this as N seeing his female fans shirts
No.274651
Anonymous
>>274647
She would be happier if uhh, she had a house husband, and if it was me. Confirmed.
No.274652
Anonymous
>>274646
BUTTSAUCE.
No.274653
Anonymous
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>>274612
There is the angry undead cyborg one
No.274654
Anonymous
>>274653
>>274612
Tessa Gillespie
No.274655
Anonymous
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>>274645
I can honestly imagine me from 2 years ago looking at current me rambling about shit like "empathy and understanding" knowing that I'm only talking about that stuff because of my love for J.
No.274656
Anonymous
I'm promoting J to executive wife. I'll need her in bed by 9pm sharp for a long shift.
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