/md/ - Murder Drones

>>320551
hah, gay in the back

>>320532
>Pavo gets himself done up in black with gold trim to see how he looks in it
>He's got no clue why people think him swapping to a black chassis is weird or offensive

>>320554
VaJeene

>>320555
>Gold + black color scheme
BASIC BITCH! Maybe you're going to go for white accents too? Wait a minute...

>>320555
Okay, I'm really starting to like the old-fashioned Pavo.

>>320555
always gotta insert the homo in everything, even when there was nothing to warn such thing

>>320561
He's the bird drone, it's a Pontiac Firebird.
Pidge is only technically a bird drone.

>Worker Drone by Ferrari
>Red chassis, white eyes
>Superior engineering to the regular WD, which isn't saying much, but hey
>Prepackaged with a sense of superiority
>Allowed to kill its owner if they break the Ferrari Rules

How often does Masqy make male drones gigantic using the force of her arousal?

>>320560
This is fucking disgusting, but also really funny.

There's no drone thread on /co/ for a long time. Sad.

>>320568
They do it to themselves, if their threads weren't so consistently dogshit every single time maybe somebody would be more willing to risk /co/s retard moderators to start one.

>>320570 hush >>319641

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>>320548
STOP MAKING ME HAVE GAY THOUGHTS ABOUT THIS DRONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>320572
>Molly, Mylo and Molli woke up from a nightmare at the same time

>>320568
>wahhhh! I le need a thread on /co/ so people don’t forget my favourite dead show is forgotten
you, along with other MDfags have got an entire board on plus, or did that not satisfied your gluttonous general forcing arse, or you gonna make a thread to spite the jenny's there, nothing about a new episode or anything for a second season, friday the 23, august, 2024, 144 days ago, nothing to show for it, unless you want to include 2 music videos and merchandise shorts, really good effort there for a indie show, while there's amazing digital circus, still kicking and still alive

>>320575
>144 days

>>320579
>creature of blue
>Sentinel drone brazenly eats all the cookies, justifying this by saying that the murder drone might have added poison to them

>>320578
her favourite part is when innocent family’s were placed in the gulag

>>320580
I want to squish that cat.

>>320578
Surprisingly, it's actually an interesting period. But it's unlikely a drunken Doll could explain it coherently.

>>320582
>not when Stalin would draw nudes of his enemies then write disparaging commentary next to those nudes

Which worker drone girl's squeeing and kicking her noodly legs over being princess carried would be most delightful?

>>320583
say that again.

>>320585
Damn, it is just a rumor. It would be funny if he could draw.

>>320587
khan
>but khan’s a gu-
it still feels the same as I carry him back to my room, using my right leg to close the door, no one getting in, mating pressing khan’s back door

>>320582
>innocent
They hoarded grain. Stalin is a saint to doll

>>320588
I want to squish that cat, starting from the tailbone zone and continuing all the way to the top of the head. I want to feel him purr.

>>320591
We need more human OCs to take on this wave of lustful drones. Anon needs a break.

>>320596
Why do you have robo-AIDS?
*How* do you have robo-AIDS?

IT'S A ROBOT.

>>320596
Read it in his voice.

>>320595
anon doesn’t seem to care, since all that drone sex had made him fit as hell, robo fucking exercise, he only needs his precious milk from the fridge

>>320597
Faggots have a large sub-fetish entirely revolving around deliberately infecting eachother and unknowing, unconsenting people with STIs.

>>320600
and not metal? wast of my time, I, as a proud robot fucker, shall only fuck robots, not disgusting larping ones with organic components within them, they’ll never be organic

What if (You) were J?

>>320607
yes, I made it as obvious as possible

>>320607
Perhaps Mr. Freeman.

>>320603
Fuck N

>>320608
>Anon claiming to be me
Highlander - "There Can Be Only One"

>>320600
Only the AbsoluteSolver-infected ones.

>>320615
Retards can't help themselves.
It's what happens when you force people to share a space for too long.

>>320615
What is that, are you running DOOM on his noggin?

>>320615
I want to fuck Hunter while he wears a maid dress.

>>320613
I love cats. Cats are soft and vibrate pleasantly.

Cookies are good

>>320618
>Anon gets fucked in the ass by an ugly bastard drone instead

Oog?

>>320621
>A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law
The law is on my side, niga, now if you'll excuse me, I need to find a maid dress for a three-meter drone somewhere.

>>320622
It is like a cat trying to look scary while a human thinks it is a cutie patootie.

>>320623
>gives oogi a piece of warheads candy

>>320622
Haha, no.
We made a FUB model to spite >>320624 specifically.

>Check Helldivers
>They built a fucking Death Star
I know Beretta is somehow behind this...

I want Mac in my cheese

>>320629
Do you really think this will stop ME?!

>>320631
>Mac lays back in a tub filled with melted cheese
>His digital eyes water with searing pain
>As it turns out, melted cheese is incredibly hot

>>320632
You can barely stop a sugar glider from breaking your fingers.
Sorry anon, but you're getting raped.

>>320568
Good riddance

>>320633
Someone please help him oh god the cheese is seeping into his internal components

>>320633
KWAB, his parents ignited upon entering the atmosphere.

>>320638
But did they ever face the wrath of melted cheese?

>>320633
>The Femanons in Chat are [REDACTED] and [DATA EXPUNGED]

>>320635
It's not that bad. Well, sometimes.

Recently, a new drawfag appeared (even though the schizoids caused some drama again).

>>320641
>NTA
That's like finding a diamond in a mountain of shit. Sure there's a diamond there, but you still had to dig through a 50ft mountain of shit with your bare hands to find it. It's a shame though that for some odd reason the occasional new drawfriend Not talking about all know that you are loved just doesn't come here even though this is where everyone basically is.

>>320642
The guy might not be interested in drones like we are, but just find them visually attractive, so he drew them.

>>320548
Kissies

>>320631
>Mac sinking into a vat of molten cheese, slowly disappearing until he gives a thumbs up like the Terminator
>he is just being melodramatic, he will be fine

>>320645
>probably
>who’s gonna find out to know for sure?
>that’s gonna be a lot of self cleaning to do

>>320645
>Forced to chisel Mac from a solid block of cheese once it cools.

>>320646
>self cleaning
The army of ghost girls will materialize for just long enough to lick him clean.

>>320647
>tfw your stupid chud sister makes you play “Star Wars” with her
>she’s filling the bathtub with cheese so that you can be “frozen in carbonite”

>>320647
>Mac trapped and encased in a block of cheddar like Han Solo in carbonite
>Beretta keeps him in her room

>>320648
it’s already solidified into cheese, pick your battle

>>320649
>"The things I do for charity streams..."

>Fat Beretta with Jane in a Princess Leia bikini
>Mac frozen in cheese in her room
>he's thankful that he can't see
>but by God, he can hear everything
>and feel every vibration
>there's a rattle of chains and the sound of Beretta (pretend) choking
>gross
>suddenly, light!
>so bright, all he can see is white
>he grasps blindly at the figure that holds him up as he falls away from his dairy prison
>two twin ponytails... a well-pressed business suit
>it's Aunt J
>the Return of the Jobber

>>320653
>implying Beretta doesn’t insist on being Luke every time

>>320654
>every time
>implying this has happened more than once
Why is everyone in the Doorman household so freaky? Is it latent solver corruption?

>>320655
Beretta makes her friends and family play Star Wars with her at least once a month and if they miss it she stamps her feet and cries and hits the walls (21 year old woman Βtw)

>>320657
Anon could just give her KOTOR and she'd be cured.

>>320657
>she stamps her feet and cries and hits the walls (21 year old woman Βtw)
No wonder nobody likes her.
Even she has her woman moments.

>>320658
1 or 2?

You've Oog'd your last Boog

>Fun Nightly Murder Drones Canon Facts: N occasionally experiences visions of different lives that his soul is anchored to across multiple time streams. This sometimes results in him waking up with the newfound personality for about 15 seconds which is long enough for Uzi to knock him unconscious again

>>320663
>The opposing oogi looks at the ten-gallon wearing gunslinger oogi with confusion.
>"Whut the fwu-"
>*BBZZEW!*
>Before it can even finish a laser blast burns squarely through the space between its eyes.
>It takes only a few seconds for the stunned bugger to realise what happened before it topples over dead.
>The rest of the Boogtown oogis watch on with bated breath before the mysterious stranger blows the smoke from the barrel of their rail revolver, holstering it and resuming its journey through the desert of the local sandpit.
>Life is short and cruel in the lawless lands of the oogi colonies.
>Which basically means it's just Tuesday for (you) and your Bugretta.

>>320664
>being on Khan's shoulder or head
>everyone outside her loved ones thinks she looks like a parrot or a little critter
either nori makes the effort for a change (she wouldn’t, abandoned both uzi and khan for years, should with the patch, give it to some random guy she never really met, it got destroyed, the thing she’d been searching for years) or let’s everyone view her as khan’s crab sex toy

>>320666
Kek. Now I desire more cowboy Drones

>>320667
>khan’s crab sex toy
kek, she really is just that, isn’t she

>>320667
>let’s everyone view her as khan’s crab sex toy
That's the thing, no one sees her like that except in her autistic dooming.

>>320668
If we ever make Cowboy Drones combine it with that themepark planet idea and have it be like this music video
Muse - Knights Of Cydonia (Video)
I may or may not be indirectly suggesting an idea I have but don't have the time to write for. I also may or may not be suggesting a DD named TX-RED as the setting antagonist

>>319733
that’s pretty normal, same thing happened to me when I was young, didn't get to see it since it was still in my mouth when I hack it up, then swallowed it while it was still there, felt like bread and hair, gross

>>320671
>spoiler
Bit on the nose, don't you think?
Though I suppose it works for that kind of cheesy setting.

>>320674
Nori would the type of bitch to make her own house (CFL labs) layout as a Doom map and then cry when it gets rated 1 stars out of 5

>>320667
Note to self:
Nori having a sobbing spergout over how she thinks everyone except her family sees her as a "crab sex toy" in front of people who have no idea why the fuck she'd think that (i.e. everyone) or why she's talking about this in front of them (i.e. everyone except her loved ones)
=
FUNNY

>>320676
>“I BET YOU JUST SEE ME AS A FLESHLIGHT! A C-CUTE LITTLE FLESHLIGHT THAT MOANS AND SQUEAKS AS I’M P-penetrated~…”
>“misses Doorman I just asked you if you’d like a medium or large Pepsi”

>>320677
she most definitely does squeak, that right there is a fact

>>320676
>>320677
self-sabotaging girl-failures

RAPE THE SMILEDRONE

>>320680
Actually the Smiledrone will be doing the raping today.

>>320671
I really wish I had the writing chops to make that theme park planet a thing. or any new setting, for that matter

>>320678
Khan I'm glad you two are happy but can you please stop talking about your sex life constantly?

>>320683
>"Bite me!"
>"Uh, what she said, I guess."

>>320642
Back in the day they used to ensnare drawfags unfamiliar with the /md/ environment via drawpiles, don’t see much of that anymore

>Beretta is an Umamusame fan Probably because it's popular or some shit
>No she doesn't know there's an anime
>Uzi and Nori thinks this is bueno

>>320685
Fuck

>>320685
i miss when drawpiles were free of thread politics

>>320688
Me and my tank-mode Cybertronian wife

>Murder Drones S2
>Prequel that focuses on the shady inner workings of JCJenson and backroom deals before The Solver manifested itself in Cyn
>Shows just how fucked humanity was even before The Solver
>Focuses on Zombie Drones or other weird mutations

>>320692
Who?

>>320692
less JANE more MASQY

>>320696
Don't worry she got better.

>>320692
I see!

>molli streams fallout new vegas
>molli bitches about how ugly the game looks
>molli whines about how the controls feel
>molli ignores goodsprings and heads north to vegas
>gets fucked to death by the deathclaws
>ragequits

more drone sex with humans.

>>320701
Oogi!

I'm so tired.
Send drones.

>>320704
send(tinel) drones

>>320705
Sentinels are shit.
Gimme workers or disassemblers.

>>320701
I feel like we could have a much more involved community but there’s a contingent of anons who feel like that would somehow “ruin it”, like having a TF2 server or rewatching the show together or doing anything other than posting “where is everyone…” would taint the threads

>>320706
hyper drones

>>320706
worker drones it is, 5 is a nice amount of them for you

>>320709
Thank you.
Here's 500 internet dollars for your trouble.
>>320708
Testicular torsion upon you.
(Or ovarian torsion if you're so inclined.)

>>320711
>after so much worker drone sex
>anon have gained the ability to fly without having to stand up

>>320710
grunt drones

>>320712
You can't actually see it but the tentacles is holding his dick.

>>320702
Yippee!

>>320713
DNA collapse

Jaaaaaaaaaaane

>>320713
more like GROAN drones
as in UGH

>>320719
that's still more of a grunt

>>320719
hang yourself immediately, grunt drones are my favourite little helpers

>>320718
Maaaaaaaaaaasqy.

>>320718
>>320722
Kids, kids.
You're both so awful.

THERE'S BEEN A LEAK!
THE UNION HAS BEEN LYING TO US ALL!
>[link]
HODR HAS BEEN BRIBING OFFICIALS INTO LETTING THEM PUT NANITES INTO OUR WATER SUPPLY THAT MAKE IT SO HUMAN CAN ONLY HAVE CHILDREN THROUGH FUCKING DRONES!
HALF OF THE FERTILITY PROBLEMS WE'VE BEEN HAVING AS A SPECIES IS BECAUSE THOSE BASTARDS MADE IT SO HUMANS HAVE TO BANG DRONES!
THEY MADE IT SO HUMAN SPERM CAN'T ENTER THE EGG OF A WOMAN!
THEY MADE IT SO THAT IF AN EGG EVEN GETS FERTILIZED IT WON'T DEVELOP INTO A FETUS!
THE ONLY SAVING GRACE IS THAT IF AN EGG SOMEHOW BEATS THE ODDS AND BECOMES A FETUS IT'LL DEVELOP NORMALLY!
KILL ALL DRONES!!!

>>320725
Cool cosplay

There would be a lot less fucking around if you knew fucking around could get you banned from the community minecraft server
Snow you know what to do!

>>320725
Impressive Cynwalker cosplay, the makeup work in particular looks pretty damn good

>>320729
Vanilla or modded?
I don’t know if I can go back to playing without create

>>320732
She tried to create a homunculus but used Ns sperm in the process, resulting in a disappointed tesser and a rotten egg with nanite nut in it

>>320732
Mm.
Back when we thought she might have fucked with something she shouldn't have and it turns out things were already fucked.

>>320731
Modded only if you add Jenny mod with Drone reskins

>>320732
didn't summon the solver but unfortunately it wasn't just mumbo jumbo, she accidentally cursed her soul to be bound to her body even after death and by extent to Cyn

>>320728
I still wonder what headcrab Nori would look like in a humanized MD.

>>320736
MD but in Tessa pov.

>>320726
based schizo

>>320737
it'd either be the heart or brain crawling around on some additional fleshy bits. a drone's core is somewhere between the two so it's a bit of a tossup

>>320736
>didn't summon the solver
>mumbo jumbo
what does this have to do with the handsome redstone engineer

>>320740
Why does that feel like it'd make their reunion-their for real reunion, once human Khan catches up to that oddly sexy organ creature-even more tragic and romantic than the robutt version?

>>320743
>>320744
What games?

>>320745
These are intellect devourers from D&D

>>320746
that isn’t a balloon J’s holding, that’s actually tessa who inhaled a entire canister of helium for J, insisted on being the balloon for J

>>320746
Cyn pop the ballon.

>>320750
It's fine J, we'll just buy another "make share holders happy" meal for you

>>320750
New art by merc?

>>320747
actually the second one is scp-058

>>320755
Its not on the booru.

>>320699
>Molli lying about it being her first playthrough and forgetting to uninstall THOSE mods
Her fault.

>>320755
looks who fall asleep first, hahahah, what must be done, shall be done

>>320746
>>320748
>>320749
🎈🎈 BALLOON DEFLATING! 🎈🎈 A Sound Effect for Audiophiles Everywhere 😎 #freesounds

>Your office replaced most of its electronics with drones
Printers?
>A bunch of drones with crayons/pencils
Scanners?
>A drone will look at the document and then relay what they saw/display it on their screen
Fax machine?
>A drone will take the document to a printer drone to copy and the run to where you wanted to save it
>Someone wanted to send something to an office on the other side of the country
>The Fax drone had to get in a plane
>The only remain piece of real office tech is a sole copy scanner
>But only the J units can use it
>And that brings us to the PCs
Want to write a document?
>A drone will sit on your lap and you'll have to tell them what you want to be written
>But management is considering mouth to mouth tongue controls to reduce noise pollution
>Don't complain wagie, it's time for your 15 minute break around the water cooler drone

>>320759
Nugget chan no! Let him keep his limbs!

>>320757
It was first posted on /co/. Try finding the source on Desu.

>>320761
urinal and toilet?

>>320764
[Redacted]

>>320746
>>320748
>>320749
>>320760
We simply make the Tessa balloon bigger.

>>320759
>Tucking N beneath the covers
>fluffing his pillow and turning it to the cool side
>taking his hat off and hanging it on the bed post
>wiping the drool from N's face
>sucking his dick
>surrounding him with stuffed animals
>brushing his silver hair
>giving him a goodnight smooch on the cheek

>>320767
Uzi why are you like this

>>320765
come on, mitchell, release the information to us mitchell, just want to take a look

>>320767
>drawing a dog’s dick on N’s face
>job wall done

/md/ TF2 server map rotation:
>cp_copper9
>koth_solverwar
>pl_sentinelbase
>ctf_comm2

>>320764
>>320765
no. bad anons. I'm gettin me mallet

>>320771
so cool, too bad none of them are actually real

>>320772
eustace…

>>320763
It was actually posted on /trash/.

idea for a junk planet, Tin-4
>crummy backwater planet that served as a colony for a few decades
>gradually became heavily industrialized by a variety of corporate interests
>at some point when one corporation or another was breaking ground to build another factory they struck an abundance of platinum, and the rush began
>every megacorp that had a stake on the ball of dirt hastily clawed its way into the bowels of the little rock, stripping it of every last shred of precious metal
>when their territory had been bled dry, the corpos fought tooth and nail for the sparse stretches of unclaimed land– the battle spilling out from boardrooms onto the planet's increasingly scarred surface
>workers (drone and human alike) were fitted with outdated surplus and programmed or convinced to kill for their corporate overlords by the promise of a hefty payout
>most of the remaining colonists fled offworld when the fighting started in earnest, though the conflict lasted less than a year before CyberCog beat out the rest, having shipped in combat-modded laborbots and cheap archaic war machines en masse
>they claimed their prize and all but hollowed out Tin-4
>with the planet drained for all it was worth, the assorted megacorps unceremoniously abandoned it, along with the remaining armaments and automaton soldiers
>as years went by with Tin-4 being forgotten, one by one the corpos recalled its the little crumbling rock
>and independently decided the empty husk would make the perfect dumping ground for anything they couldn't discard on a proper colony– anything from unsold product to nuclear waste
>much of it shipped out on disposable vessels with equally disposable crew– trash missiles to be fired and forgotten
>in this way, Tin-4 received regular deliveries of new junk and artificial inhabitants for decades to come
>and from the ever-growing junk strata heaped atop the ruins of the human world, drone civilizations would rise

>>320776
Very epic anony

N, Mylo, and AM escaping on a rocket ship to the drone boy planet where they can be free of femcels.

>>320755
Awwww

>>320781
The boy planet is full of boy faggots.

>>320781
>the drone boy planet falls away, revealing itself to be a flat, planet sized cardboard cutout
>the femanon scout ship flies out from behind it to take the foolish drone boys away to the Chan Nebula for sexual death surgery

>>320783
Yes, but they also have XBox LAN parties and pizza.

>>320784
Kek

Drones don't have rights so raping them isn't legal and the constitution will not protect their shiny metal ass.

>>320787
Drones rights are human rights!