Disassembly drones are really kissable when they're not trying to eat you alive. And especially when they don't keep you on a chain so they can periodically drink your blood.
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>>320532 >Pavo gets himself done up in black with gold trim to see how he looks in it >He's got no clue why people think him swapping to a black chassis is weird or offensive
>kissing Y >after a moment of teasing, she wraps her hand around your head and pulls you close >her long, slick, powerful tongue slithers down your throat, swirling around as it moves into your stomach >you feel her tongue probing inside your stomach, poking at the walls until it finds what it's looking for >her tongue wraps around something and begins to slowly retract the way it came >you realize she wasn't after smooches at all >Y is trying to steal the cookie you ate earlier from inside of you >greedy girl...
>Worker Drone by Ferrari >Red chassis, white eyes >Superior engineering to the regular WD, which isn't saying much, but hey >Prepackaged with a sense of superiority >Allowed to kill its owner if they break the Ferrari Rules
>>320560 >Y is trying to steal the cookie you ate earlier from inside of yo- >use all bite force to rip off Y’s tongue while it’s still in your mouth >swallowing Y’s tongue with a audible gulp >that’d teach her for trying to take the cookie
>>320568 They do it to themselves, if their threads weren't so consistently dogshit every single time maybe somebody would be more willing to risk /co/s retard moderators to start one.
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>>320568 >wahhhh! I le need a thread on /co/ so people don’t forget my favourite dead show is forgotten you, along with other MDfags have got an entire board on plus, or did that not satisfied your gluttonous general forcing arse, or you gonna make a thread to spite the jenny's there, nothing about a new episode or anything for a second season, friday the 23, august, 2024, 144 days ago, nothing to show for it, unless you want to include 2 music videos and merchandise shorts, really good effort there for a indie show, while there's amazing digital circus, still kicking and still alive
>>320579 >creature of blue >Sentinel drone brazenly eats all the cookies, justifying this by saying that the murder drone might have added poison to them
>>320585 >stalin personally draws dicks on the bodies of his fallen enemies >chest area for maximum dick art >sending them back to their countries where they came from
>>320587 khan >but khan’s a gu- it still feels the same as I carry him back to my room, using my right leg to close the door, no one getting in, mating pressing khan’s back door
>>320595 anon doesn’t seem to care, since all that drone sex had made him fit as hell, robo fucking exercise, he only needs his precious milk from the fridge
>>320600 and not metal? wast of my time, I, as a proud robot fucker, shall only fuck robots, not disgusting larping ones with organic components within them, they’ll never be organic
>>320621 >A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law The law is on my side, niga, now if you'll excuse me, I need to find a maid dress for a three-meter drone somewhere.
>>320641 >NTA That's like finding a diamond in a mountain of shit. Sure there's a diamond there, but you still had to dig through a 50ft mountain of shit with your bare hands to find it. It's a shame though that for some odd reason the occasional new drawfriend Not talking about all know that you are loved just doesn't come here even though this is where everyone basically is.
>>320631 >Mac sinking into a vat of molten cheese, slowly disappearing until he gives a thumbs up like the Terminator >he is just being melodramatic, he will be fine
>>320647 >tfw your stupid chud sister makes you play “Star Wars” with her >she’s filling the bathtub with cheese so that you can be “frozen in carbonite”
>Fat Beretta with Jane in a Princess Leia bikini >Mac frozen in cheese in her room >he's thankful that he can't see >but by God, he can hear everything >and feel every vibration >there's a rattle of chains and the sound of Beretta (pretend) choking >gross >suddenly, light! >so bright, all he can see is white >he grasps blindly at the figure that holds him up as he falls away from his dairy prison >two twin ponytails... a well-pressed business suit >it's Aunt J >the Return of the Jobber
>>320655 Beretta makes her friends and family play Star Wars with her at least once a month and if they miss it she stamps her feet and cries and hits the walls (21 year old woman Βtw)
>>320626 >parasites Idk man these new age parasites might be outa smiles league, dont think ive ever seen something classified 'parasite' be both larger the the infected host & wear it like a mask. Recommendation: burn the whole damn block to ash. For context: >>320050
Come to think of it, I wonder how quickly Nori would become too self-conscious about (what she catastrophizes about being) the optics of being on Khan's shoulder or head and become unwilling to leave the house because she thinks everyone outside her loved ones thinks she looks like a parrot or a little critter.
>Fun Nightly Murder Drones Canon Facts: N occasionally experiences visions of different lives that his soul is anchored to across multiple time streams. This sometimes results in him waking up with the newfound personality for about 15 seconds which is long enough for Uzi to knock him unconscious again
>>320663 >The opposing oogi looks at the ten-gallon wearing gunslinger oogi with confusion. >"Whut the fwu-" >*BBZZEW!* >Before it can even finish a laser blast burns squarely through the space between its eyes. >It takes only a few seconds for the stunned bugger to realise what happened before it topples over dead. >The rest of the Boogtown oogis watch on with bated breath before the mysterious stranger blows the smoke from the barrel of their rail revolver, holstering it and resuming its journey through the desert of the local sandpit. >Life is short and cruel in the lawless lands of the oogi colonies. >Which basically means it's just Tuesday for (you) and your Bugretta.
>>320664 >being on Khan's shoulder or head >everyone outside her loved ones thinks she looks like a parrot or a little critter either nori makes the effort for a change (she wouldn’t, abandoned both uzi and khan for years, should with the patch, give it to some random guy she never really met, it got destroyed, the thing she’d been searching for years) or let’s everyone view her as khan’s crab sex toy
>>320668 If we ever make Cowboy Drones combine it with that themepark planet idea and have it be like this music video Muse - Knights Of Cydonia (Video) I may or may not be indirectly suggesting an idea I have but don't have the time to write for. I also may or may not be suggesting a DD named TX-RED as the setting antagonist
>>319733 that’s pretty normal, same thing happened to me when I was young, didn't get to see it since it was still in my mouth when I hack it up, then swallowed it while it was still there, felt like bread and hair, gross
>>320667 Note to self: Nori having a sobbing spergout over how she thinks everyone except her family sees her as a "crab sex toy" in front of people who have no idea why the fuck she'd think that (i.e. everyone) or why she's talking about this in front of them (i.e. everyone except her loved ones) = FUNNY
>>320676 >“I BET YOU JUST SEE ME AS A FLESHLIGHT! A C-CUTE LITTLE FLESHLIGHT THAT MOANS AND SQUEAKS AS I’M P-penetrated~…” >“misses Doorman I just asked you if you’d like a medium or large Pepsi”
>Murder Drones S2 >Prequel that focuses on the shady inner workings of JCJenson and backroom deals before The Solver manifested itself in Cyn >Shows just how fucked humanity was even before The Solver >Focuses on Zombie Drones or other weird mutations
>molli streams fallout new vegas >molli bitches about how ugly the game looks >molli whines about how the controls feel >molli ignores goodsprings and heads north to vegas >gets fucked to death by the deathclaws >ragequits
>>320689 Drawpiles have always had this unintentional outsized role in making the threads what they are. any random drawfag can waltz in, say they love drones all they want, and take a request or two, but once there’s nothing left to discuss, that’s really the limit of interest. they’re gone. you need a sense of acceptance, you need a reason to belong, you need a reason to return than to just be begged for by thread anons for requests.
Other places stream movies. Some do puzzles, or run tournaments, or join in multiplayer games sessions online. On /a/, they all get together and record themselves singing the opening soundtrack to their chosen show. It’s great stuff. Nobody even streamed the MD finale when it released, nobody opened up a rewatch for it, it just came and went with no cultural memory. The drawpiles are the only thing that we have, no minecraft server, nothing. Most drawfags don’t act like anons, they have tangible offsite presences and maintain other interests outside of Murder Drones, it’s part of the reason why they also don’t interact more, considering how parasocial things can get. Thread anons like to assume the worst about their conditions, assuming they’ve left, lost interest, or have had some misfortune occur IRL.
It’s the little things, like seeing an artist that doesn’t really stick around in the threads poke their heads the drawpile in for a quick doodling session that keeps the morale up, folks will know that they haven’t yet abandoned them. People who write greens or discuss head canon love when people illustrate their ideas, whether in a drawpile or not, it inspires them to keep churning out more. It’s simple things like this that really build confidence in the future of this place, even if in the end this is all just a single, incredibly niche forum in a hidden corner of the internet. The drawpiles aren’t tainted, the spirit of the thing will always be there no matter what drama comes and passes. It just takes a will to keep the whole show going, if most definitely not for the sake of the threads, then just as another fun get together where goobers doodle peculiar shit
That or we can all get together play online poker instead, I wouldn’t say no.
>>320701 I feel like we could have a much more involved community but there’s a contingent of anons who feel like that would somehow “ruin it”, like having a TF2 server or rewatching the show together or doing anything other than posting “where is everyone…” would taint the threads
>>320707 >NTA For me the biggest thing that kills the idea of investing in an involved community of dronefags is the fact that certain anons appear to want nothing more than to cause drama for the sake of it. I exclusively use anonymous imageboards to get away from that kind of shitty behavior that pervades in virtually every other fandom oriented space, and I'm likewise quite content with not sacrificing any more of my anonymity than I already have just to avoid sullying my experience here (as well as life outside of here) with any more pointless drama bullshit
More power to those who feel like doing that sort of extra bonding with peers in spaces like this, but personally I'm not interested
THERE'S BEEN A LEAK! THE UNION HAS BEEN LYING TO US ALL! >[link] HODR HAS BEEN BRIBING OFFICIALS INTO LETTING THEM PUT NANITES INTO OUR WATER SUPPLY THAT MAKE IT SO HUMAN CAN ONLY HAVE CHILDREN THROUGH FUCKING DRONES! HALF OF THE FERTILITY PROBLEMS WE'VE BEEN HAVING AS A SPECIES IS BECAUSE THOSE BASTARDS MADE IT SO HUMANS HAVE TO BANG DRONES! THEY MADE IT SO HUMAN SPERM CAN'T ENTER THE EGG OF A WOMAN! THEY MADE IT SO THAT IF AN EGG EVEN GETS FERTILIZED IT WON'T DEVELOP INTO A FETUS! THE ONLY SAVING GRACE IS THAT IF AN EGG SOMEHOW BEATS THE ODDS AND BECOMES A FETUS IT'LL DEVELOP NORMALLY! KILL ALL DRONES!!!
>>320732 didn't summon the solver but unfortunately it wasn't just mumbo jumbo, she accidentally cursed her soul to be bound to her body even after death and by extent to Cyn
>>320737 it'd either be the heart or brain crawling around on some additional fleshy bits. a drone's core is somewhere between the two so it's a bit of a tossup
>>320740 Why does that feel like it'd make their reunion-their for real reunion, once human Khan catches up to that oddly sexy organ creature-even more tragic and romantic than the robutt version?
>Your office replaced most of its electronics with drones Printers? >A bunch of drones with crayons/pencils Scanners? >A drone will look at the document and then relay what they saw/display it on their screen Fax machine? >A drone will take the document to a printer drone to copy and the run to where you wanted to save it >Someone wanted to send something to an office on the other side of the country >The Fax drone had to get in a plane >The only remain piece of real office tech is a sole copy scanner >But only the J units can use it >And that brings us to the PCs Want to write a document? >A drone will sit on your lap and you'll have to tell them what you want to be written >But management is considering mouth to mouth tongue controls to reduce noise pollution >Don't complain wagie, it's time for your 15 minute break around the water cooler drone
>>320759 >Tucking N beneath the covers >fluffing his pillow and turning it to the cool side >taking his hat off and hanging it on the bed post >wiping the drool from N's face >sucking his dick >surrounding him with stuffed animals >brushing his silver hair >giving him a goodnight smooch on the cheek
idea for a junk planet, Tin-4 >crummy backwater planet that served as a colony for a few decades >gradually became heavily industrialized by a variety of corporate interests >at some point when one corporation or another was breaking ground to build another factory they struck an abundance of platinum, and the rush began >every megacorp that had a stake on the ball of dirt hastily clawed its way into the bowels of the little rock, stripping it of every last shred of precious metal >when their territory had been bled dry, the corpos fought tooth and nail for the sparse stretches of unclaimed land– the battle spilling out from boardrooms onto the planet's increasingly scarred surface >workers (drone and human alike) were fitted with outdated surplus and programmed or convinced to kill for their corporate overlords by the promise of a hefty payout >most of the remaining colonists fled offworld when the fighting started in earnest, though the conflict lasted less than a year before CyberCog beat out the rest, having shipped in combat-modded laborbots and cheap archaic war machines en masse >they claimed their prize and all but hollowed out Tin-4 >with the planet drained for all it was worth, the assorted megacorps unceremoniously abandoned it, along with the remaining armaments and automaton soldiers >as years went by with Tin-4 being forgotten, one by one the corpos recalled its the little crumbling rock >and independently decided the empty husk would make the perfect dumping ground for anything they couldn't discard on a proper colony– anything from unsold product to nuclear waste >much of it shipped out on disposable vessels with equally disposable crew– trash missiles to be fired and forgotten >in this way, Tin-4 received regular deliveries of new junk and artificial inhabitants for decades to come >and from the ever-growing junk strata heaped atop the ruins of the human world, drone civilizations would rise
>>320568 Yeah I agree with this anon >>320569 I'm also just chilling waiting for a thread there too. I still have a lot of love for that place despite the troubles that sometimes happens there. I have a lot of good memories there and all that, Im just waiting patiently for someone to start up a new thread there. I also give it some time/days.
>>320781 >the drone boy planet falls away, revealing itself to be a flat, planet sized cardboard cutout >the femanon scout ship flies out from behind it to take the foolish drone boys away to the Chan Nebula for sexual death surgery
>>320787 >According to HoDR policies raping drones is ilegal but these policies only cover human on drone rape >Moreover if the rape results in another human drone pairing then the rape is swept under the rug >This means that if you want to rape drones you have to rape them well
>>320812 >Drone on Drone Sorry only N and Uzi (And Khan and Nori) are allowed to do that (and not 100% of the time), all other drones are Anon exclusive
>>320801 >Emily was sent to prison for a couple of "incidents" >In a prison for disassembly drones, she reveals her hidden brutal nature and, through fights, earns the respect of the local criminals. >She forms a gang of DDs called the "Daughters of Jesus" >Their ideology is based on Christian faith and the exaltation of humanity above all else >This doesn't stop the gang members from being rapists and kidnappings of men
>>320812 >Pavo gets sent a story about him having steamy yaoi hatesex with a short, angry DD >He's quite offended >While discussing this offense with Techanon, he realizes he knows that drone- they're in a book club together >"Crazy, vitriolic guy. But he gives great book recommendations during his rants," Pavo comments >"And his... model doesn't bother you?" >"He doesn't act anything like a murder drone, Anon. He respects life. When he's not ranting about humans being idiots, that is." >"Right. So, how real was the scenario in that, uhh..." >"Oh, PLEASE. I've got zero interest in him. Besides, that story was bargain bin enemies-to-lovers trash." >"You're an expert in the field, I take it?" >"Sappy fanfiction is one of the purest expressions of human emotion. Not so much writing quality, I'll admit." >"Ever written some yourself?" Anon asks, and Pavo blushes slightly >"A little bit, here and there." >"You should show it to me, so I can read it out loud," Anon taunts >"N-nope! It's bad, Anon. I'm ashamed of how bad it was." >Anon nods, then stops, staring Pavo dead in the visor >"It's all self-insert robot-on-human romance, isn't it?" >Pavo stares back, a buffering icon flickering in and out between his eyes, before he mechanically turns and lies down on the couch, switching to SLEEP MODE >"You do not fall asleep that fast, Pavo. Take off the fake display." >Pavo starts up exaggerated snoring >Anon rolls his eyes and leaves >He quietly opens up an ancient fanfiction site, fiddles with it until he remembers his old login and password, and looks at the story he wrote decades ago about his self-insert getting a job at Ladytron's and gradually developing a relationship with the mascot robot who worked there >Awful, hormonal writing, nonsensical plot hooks... an oddly detailed and intimate 'degreasing' sequence where one would expect a sex scene... >He couldn't delete it. Deep within, his inner child still held a candle for a buck-toothed robot chef.
>>320618 Anon... How do i tell you this? He has no preference, he does not wish to fuck. Just to do his job and chill out Hunter is a huge mute half lobotomized dog. So no. Do not fuck the sentinel, he's not gay and he does not want to fuck women either.
>>320830 He has to be comfortable while we work, and one of the Femanons has already restrained him in case he starts struggling for whatever reason, but why did she use fuzzy handcuffs?
Anons all of your talk about gay men, fat men and gay fat men. Has made me create an oc. SD-Quints he was originally supposed to be a SentinelDrone! version of Dubs but he grew out of that. He’s a bit of a work in progress as I didn’t get him as fat and tanky as I wanted him to be. He’s essentially a durable hard hitting big and girthy sentinel that can’t fly and is vulnerable to overheating and anti-tank ditches. >I’m truly sorry anons.
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>>320851 Discord with their tranny groomers. And X with their Chud groomers. There's also the drawfag cabal, ruled by a cotton fist. Actually, I think I'd skip some steps and just join that last one if I were this new drawfag or merc.
>>320853 Alternatives to /md/ Oh yeah, there's also that sfw exclusive Murder Drones art forum, I don't remember the name, but I know it exists. That place must be perfect for all the nagging hoes that can't for their lives of them stop complaining about gay robots and gigantic asses.
>>320862 >Y + Elf (Yelf) >Likes fantasy and age of sigmar >Shy and has a stutter >Sill a sentinel drone but with a worse gun a bit better in melee >A bit more trustful towards humans
>>320862 >Molly + Negev >a sad clown pushed past the brink of madness by being cursed to see the ghosts of all the kids she killed >Lucy + Pavo >a wicked little shrike with a backside too big for her and flashing feathers that project horrific holograms. has a twisted fixation on a scaredy-cat soldier
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>Shipping trash is like weeds, no matter what you do it just keeps coming back.
>>320274 Yeah… I wasn’t planning to take the whole thing that way, but fortunately for you, I did have this joke planned. It is up to interpretation how much of J’s frustration is from simply being fed up with V’s shipping trash tendencies and how much of it is from the (supposed) new situation being even more unfavorable for her.
>>320872 Kek, good stuff. One can only hope that after the brutal brain rape from Cyn, V has been cured of the disease of constructing Brazilian love melodramas in real life.
>Be J model working in a office for some megacorp >You're slowly but stedily climbing the corporate ladder >You have a team of less company centered drones to manage >And you have that human stud Anon in cubicle #30925-B you've been meaning to ask out >Sure he's not as hard working as you'd like >But you can fix that! >And you like him for other things anyway >Mostly that he always helps you nurse your hangovers after you get carried away drinking during corporate parties Or when you get a little too stressed >You just left a meeting with the higher ups and you're ready to go ask Anon out >You'll do this for real this time! >Oh yeah and there was some talk about non drone machine workers rolling out today >A waste of time and money in your mind >JcJ makes the best robotics workers! >You even have this fact hardcoded in your core! >You enter Anon's cubicle >You start out by asking him about his work and performance today >He thinks this is a performance review >Great! You can surprise him! >Suddenly you hear the footsteps of someone in high heels >Weird, you made sure Anon is always at least 50m from all female employees >Some new hire you haven't terrorized yet? >You investigate the noise >It's one of the new non drone robots >Pic rel >You feel rage and fear build inside you >The padded bitch walks past Anon's cubicle >He notices >His eye's widen >He turns his head and watches the office wrecker leave What do you do?
>>320862 >Negev+Akita: Momma's girl who's comforted by Uzi being an infinitely long biomechanical god-vermin because it means she's not the only one here who's completely different from everydroney else
Decided to fuck around in between other projects, wanted to make a sketch of how a character/route selection screen would look like if an MD visual novel was a thing. If you finished a character's story the little "card" would also change art depending on what the fuck happened there. I wanted to show Alice hanging upside down but then realized I've never fucking tried a pose like that, maybe another time.
>>320929 I remember the very first green where Pavo appeared, he had feelings for anon from the very beginning and wanted to ask him out, but anon is not a faggot, so he said no.
>>320897 If J is here as a worker drone, the office intrigue will be so intense that the Game of Thrones will unfold in the background, but if she is a disassembly drone, a massacre will ensue. Literally, a massacre involving corpses.
>>320942 Writing any greens anon? I’m writing a green based on a weird image I saw in on the booru, don’t know if it should go lewd or not since it will clash with the fatherly tone that technician anon addressed V with but idk. I’ll probably lewd it since not doing so feels like a copout
>>320956 >is there a limit for writing pain No, but you will have to write an equal amount of happines and love with the same charachters or Cyn will come at night and turn you into a dronelet smaller than Uzi (And you will not get cool powers or a DD bf/gf)
>Pavo spends two-thirds of his government salary on charity, and still he can afford to buy a new house in the Union capital every month >Yes, being a sentinel drone is damn profitable
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>V picked a bad day to be first in line for the carnage.
>>320264 I did mention it might come across as too mary sue-ish, but these are just for funsies anyway. Regarding her dual wielding I was initially planning to just give her one sword but there wasn’t room to skewer five ores on it, so dual wielding it was.
>>320968 >it might come across as too mary sue-ish, It's not a problem if it's a joke. Clearly, Constanze was also part of the CFL patch project, but was transferred the day before core collapse.
>>320959 >Be you, Anon. >You and Teli end up taking shelter from the rain together. >She wore her cute white hoodie and you want to complement her but... >It’s been a long time since you last spoke to her. >You used to be very close, she was your first drone friend. >Eventually, though, you grew a little tired of her clinging antics and terrible hygiene. >You could have stayed closer, but now she’s just… there. >You were always more interested in the doctor drone anyway. >She stands quietly beside you, the rain falling softly, a drop of water on her visor. >“So… Anon,” she says, hesitating, “you and Felicia are… a couple, right?” >“What no, where did you get that idea...” >A part of you wish this was true though. >She pauses. “Ah… have you ever kissed her?” >“Why do you want to know that?” >“I just… I need to know.” >“Promise you won’t get mad.” >“Oh, it’s not like that,” she says quickly. >“Anon I just… wants to know, that’s all.” >You feel relieved, if only for a moment. >For a second, you thought she might actually have feelings for you. >But what if she does...? >“…No,” you admit. “I haven’t.” >“Oh.” >Teli steps forward slightly, still avoiding your eyes. >“I’ve kind of noticed that… but you know, we’ve held hands, and...” >“Ah…” >“And I’ve been puzzled for a while.” >She giggles softly, trying to lighten the mood. >“And thanks to you, I've been going out more...” >"I only wear this stupid bunny costume to feel more confident. " >Teli suddenly shudders. >“What’s wrong, Teli?” >“Oh, haha, nothing, Anon. Nothing at all… so you… love her?” >You hesitate, then whisper, “Yeah. I love her.” >Teli looks down and sighs. >You hold out your palm, letting the rain hit it. >“Well, it looks like the rain’s letting up. I’ll see you around, Teli.” >She smiles faintly at you. >“But hey, Anon?” >You start to walk away. >Teli takes a deep breath and whispers to herself. >"You did it, Teli. You didn’t cry in front of him. You’re going to be okay." >“Oh! By the way, Anon!” >You turn back. >“I almost forgot, I got you this.” >She hands you a small box of sweets. >“I remembered they were your favorite. Forgive me if I'm not the best baker.” >You stare at her. “Teli?” >"it's nothing, don't worry about it." >As Teli got to her apartment. >Tears well up in her optics. >“That’s not fair, Anon…” >“That’s not fair!”
I think I should ask this question here too: how would you spend a date with a drone you liked, anon? I'd invite Pavo to eat at my home since I'm a good cook and don't like restaurants(I've worked in a couple, and anon, it's a lottery with cockroaches as a prize), and I'd ask him what he likes so I can make him more than a can of oil and batteries.
And then he'll just go home! Okay, maybe if I get drunk I'll let him suck some of my blood.And maybe not only blood...
>>321013 >Didn’t V imply she makes ballon animals out of workers in ep 1, pretty sure whatever funny stuff Pavo does is mutual and therefore fair and based.
>>321016 I'd bet my right arm that most disassembly drones would call his cruelty unjustified on the grounds that "it wasn't necessary," and if you point out to them that they ate people alive, they'll just say shit like "we were under the control of an evil god, that doesn't count."
Pavo is right, most of them need to be lobotomized.
>be oogi >looking for more scrap to trade for berries >suddenly hear a scream >a big, blue drone above you shrieks like Bugretta when the bad Star Wars comes on >he jumps into the arms of a nearby humie >he manages to hold the multi-ton drone for a second before his arms break, the two collapsing into a heap of broken bones and broken pride as you scamper away with a paper clip you found on the floor
Five tips for living with a disassembly drone, developed by the Union Integration Committee: 1. Don't give the drone your blood. 2. Don't twitch the tail. 3. During periods of heightened arousal, avoid making loud noises, especially screaming. 4. DON'T GIVE THE DRONE YOUR BLOOD! 5. Help the drone apply sunscreen to its chassis.
These are the five essential tips for comfortable living with a disassembly drone. Citizens, remember, your assistance in building a society free of prejudice and hatred guarantees a prosperous future for your children!
>>321128 feed the worms better ideas... or money...
The last thing that moved my worms, was the concept of Uzi using her teleport that makes a pile of corpses in a pocket dimension. I do want to draw that, its brutal
Imagine Dubs asking you to make his gaming chair more comfortable, Dubs sitting on your lap for 12 hours only occasionally moving a bit to adjust himself, imagine him leaning into you whenever he gets frustrated at the game he's playing, imagine petting his head whenever he does something cool in the game, imagine occasionally pinching his soft smooth belly or slightly rubbing his bottomplate, imagine him drinking blood from your arm whenever he runs out of his soda, imagine him turning around to make out with you whenever he wins or loses a match, imagine his sizable bottomplate grinding on you whenever he moves
>I M A G I N E And you can't imagine this with Femdubs as well, maybe even both at once
>>321153 Aaaa like that, god imagine having two worker drone brats trying to bully you but everyday they are reminded that they are absolutely fucked without you because they are no longer killing machines so they have to drop the bully act and be honest about the fact they like you so you don't kick them out/go juggle potatoes
>>321163 I've seen this before. Get the spatula and scrape her off before she cooks completely through. We'll have to deglaze Khan later to get all the charred meat bits off.
>Anon wishes for Aliens to appear in Murder Drones s2 >His wish is granted >Unfortunately instead of 50s retro evil ass rape grey-alien kino, Arirals are made canon
>>321180 >drew the entire foot right then put toes on it anyway >pretended he didn't know what drone feet looked like and it was our fault for not spoonfeeding him something he clearly already knew
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Since the new drawfag, retarted or not, is in topic, I have a doubt. Did these two drones from the pilot never receive any fanmade names or nicknames? Do they not have any tag in the booru? Because if so, that guy drew the first?) art of them, and it's about CUCKING. Pretty fucked up.
>>321139 In fact, we haven't had a single, shared idea for a long time about what keeps threads going for a long time. Now, we mostly just go with the flow, occasionally briefly discussing a small things.
>>321260 He didn't seem to want to have a name, but hey, it's just for Booru. And yes, he drew a naked L, lol.
I don't understand why some anons are so overreacting to this. I don't have any good feelings about cheating myself, but the way some anons react so aggressively to it is strange to me.
>>321265 Mylo and Molly come to mind, though that's probably just memorizing them. Pavo also comes to mind, as he's been heavily discussed in a couple of threads in a row.
>>321266 Molly was at the end of January last year and she's become a mainstay, Mylo didn't get as much content but he was in July or so. anything more recent?
>>321265 >>321266 >Repeatedly discussing overdone ideas. And doesn't add any substantial content other then their collection of the cesspool. >Doesn't show any interest in original ideas like the park planet, the new concept or oc like Zen or mutant alternatives. >Wonder why there is no FOTM. Make sense.
>>321269 I've made plenty of content for molly, I made mylo, I tried to get theme park planet to catch on and I've thrown a fair share of mutant ideas out there, and more than a few other assorted concepts. the chuuni Uzi greens are great but the writefag already has a direction he's going with her and we don't know her whole deal yet anyway. I've been doing my damnedest here, man.
>>321269 I'd ask you why you're actually wasting your time being angry and funposting instead of doing what you truly enjoy, but I know from experience that it won't get you anywhere. Find something else, anon, if these threads aren't bringing you joy anymore.
>>321270 >The writefag already has a direction he's going with her I do? ;) I think having FOTM for the sake of having it is a bad idea, people should post about what they like
>>321269 I haven't drawn anything for while with serious efforts. The last relevant content i made was some greens like Uzi teleportation, Lizzy 4th wall and my zombie cyborg born from human corpses. When was my last Solara green?
>>321284 Yes, we're all very lazy. But some anons really put in the effort and spent their time creating articles about their OCs, like Bfganon and Ja-sin.
>>321311 Well, according to the canon of the series, all of humanity is assimilated (Glitch themselves confirmed this), but in the fan universes, they are alive!
>>321314 Dude, I refuse to accept most of what Liam said as canon (like ash instead of snow, like, fuck, they literally showed us snowflakes), plus, they said it in one of the promotional videos, and accepting them as canon is disrespecting yourself.
>>321318 Liam said it wasn't snow, it was asbestos, which is complete bullshit, because in the promo and some episodes you can see that they are snowflakes.
>>321312 Wonder how humanity is doing post-Uzi eating the AS's essence-singularity-thing. They're not being spiritually tortured anymore, but now there's ambient nightcore that's impossible to get away from.
>>321322 Well, to answer that question, the Veteran AU was created. A world after a great trial, where humanity has lost most of its space empire and is now forced to coexist with genocidal robots and a solver infection. Yes, things are certainly not easy for the Union government.
>>321328 My take is that the only humans left (other than the ones formerly assimilated in a state worse than death by the AS) are refugee fleets fleeing in the opposite direction from Copper-9 and a small population on the Dog Planet.
>>321331 Probably the occasional claims by writers of it that their premise is that the AS was defeated by humanity in a conventional war, and all the stuff set in the war of handfuls of cool space marines effortlessly slaughtering hordes of Blasphemous and Look Outside enemies.
>>321332 >the stuff set in the war of handfuls of cool space marines effortlessly slaughtering hordes of Blasphemous and Look Outside enemies. now you're just making shit up to get mad at
>>321315 Which sentinel drone canon do you subscribe to? >All the sentinel drones were expended by humanity in a vain effort to hold the solver back for as long as possible >All the named sentinel drones were allowed to spend the war hiding in their hidden base on their magic antisolver planet so they can all live happily ever after
>>321333 Lol, I literally found out about this here when some anon accused me of liking HFY and I still can't figure out what's wrong with that if the greens are well written.
>>321335 Some sentinels survived after the solver was defeated. The solver isn’t all knowing and it missed some systems/ some planets resisted it better. Everyone important lives and there’s still some pockets of solver horrors to fight.
I'm still thinking about my own sentinel drone version in my own version of the Solver war apocalypse timeline and you say could my zombie cyborgs are my mutants version.
>>321340 >Everyone important lives Normally I'd call this a lame copout but given this basically already happened in the actual show I suppose it's consistent with canon
>>321346 Anon, they can be anything. We don't have any common canon for mutations. We literally call the otherworldly power "solver magic" because neither Glitch nor Liam even tried to explain how it works and simply said, "Don't think about it too much, bro."
Do whatever you want, just make it interesting if you want anons to start writing about it themselves.
>>321350 I second this, its another medium for ocs and greens. If you want to make it fit with the whole entirety of thread cannon, zombie cyborgs are another type of solider in the solver’s armies just like mutants cultists and dds
>>321349 I remember my indignation when Cyn said she was only leaving the N team's personality. It was like Liam was trying to make a joke: "All your characters are not canon, lol." That's dumb.
>>321354 Strychnine is cannon because her eyes are pink so she’s not under the solver’s influence. I’m pretty sure Cyn didn’t want to watch her rape anything repeable.
>>321341 >she can’t make excuses about being unemployed? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh! Wait for the next thread I have something ready, I hope Amyanon will like it, he is responsible for giving me the idea after all
>>321354 I interpreted it as Cyn meaning she left them with their original personalities, implying that the average disassembly drone was an extreme version of what we saw with N having none of his original memories. Alternatively Cyn could have just been flat out lying.
>go to the dog planet >it's actually just a slang term for the N planet >billions upon billions of Ns manufactured for the solver war, now free from Cyn's influence >have a great time
>>321359 I think it's dumb primarily because we see warning labels from past disassemblers, which suggests they weren't dumb zombies like in the music video.
I honestly think Liam knew how popular OCs were in the fanbase and decided to make a joke out of it.
>>321350 >>321352. Zombie Cyborgs are falling soldiers or civilians. I'm thinking something similar to Nurgle followers and scp-2316 . Wouldn't be fucked up if your lost friend came back to kill/want you to be assimilated but they are gone they are just a fucked up living helmet for psychological warfare. Using Fugue nanite concept here: >>319674
>>321364 Fugiedron is generally a positive character who tries to help others, and I think he would consider it acceptable if he had to lead a "bad guy" to the light side.
>>321366 They are sitting on a giant archive of salacious material depicting a male disassembly drone engaging in vulgar acts with a purple worker drone.
>>321374 You see they are boardcasting it along with a bootloop signal thus whenever Cyn approaches the planet she’s forced into a boot loop where she has to watch that. We see Cyn freeze for a short amount when the sentinel’s flash her when she’s cosplaying as Tessa.
>Post good ending >DDs are sexy by design >People want to have sex with them >DDs are no longer trying to kill everyone >People approach them for sex >The DDs are happy to comply, because Cyn imbued them for a craving for human "connection" >Sex is about to happen >The humans run away screaming >Female DDs have monstrous vaginas >Male DDs have monstrous dicks >DD reproduction works by the DD penis having inbuilt weaponry such as razors or retractable spikes so that it can wound or kill the DD vagina, temporarily stopping it from trying to kill the male with acid and spines and stuff >Turns out that the humans were unaware because during the war the DDs would fuck people dead, leaving no witnesses to report on it >V and E turn to gluttony to compensate with their unfulifilled urges for human cock >L is extremely frustrated >She took a human home >She spread her legs, showing him her hellmouth >The human screamed >L panicked >She formed a gun and shot herself in the cunt >"There! It's safe now, see? Now for the love of robogod, put your dick in me!" she said as she pointed at the bloody mess >The human looked at the wound, screamed harder and ran away
>Be a hater >Type countless hateful comments on a anonymous board. >Where did my hate comments on fugue go...? >A small Fuugi show up dressed up in black suits wipe my memory. >Fugue is love, Fugue is life. >The Fuugi said: "Maintaining the agenda, is our top priority"
>>321380 oh yeah, no, those guys are actually HFY garbage. so much so that I literally blocked them from my memory. and I don't think I'm the only one considering you're probably the first to mention them in the last like 20 threads.
>>321393 Trapped yourself in the dark basement with only a pen and paper, and pretending that you are the character that you want to write in your imagination. After finishing, hold the paper and pen and do an interview with them.
>>321413 >have to post within one day or sooner some people here have a life outside the threads, shocking, I know, besides, it’s not like you have any other place to be, as to why I deleted it, it wasn’t in a good enough place
>>321419 I think that disassembly drones should be predatory but they are people and animals. Like your dd gf might like to nip your cock while she sucks you or she like stalks you etc.
>>321427 Oh! I will! Sentinel Strychnine prison rape expirience either at the end of this or start of the next month (this will get a happy ending because (you) will marry a drone girl who likes fixing broken goods once you leave prison)
>>315969 >You claim you don't really have one, but people occasionally called you "Little buddy." You don't really feel up to talking with large groups of people, so you just walk away while voicing that you're a bit nervous and would like some space. The scientists comply and give you some space... Right up until you walk towards the temple entrance, upon which one of the scientists holds you back a little bit. >"Look, it's not that it's off-limits, it's just that we're in the middle of something. You can take a look inside after we're out of here, just as long as you don't touch anything we marked." >Him saying "We" triggers a tiny thought in you, and it suddenly dawns upon you that the only Worker Drone in sight is Sophie, who is waving to the big Drone plugged into the building. Considering the scientists are lifting some pretty heavy equipment, it befuddles you. Wouldn't it be cheaper to just get some Workers to do the job? Hardly seems becoming of scientists to lift around heavy equipment. You just stand there, eyeing Sophie as she marches back and forth all confidently, not thinking of much else because well, what else is there to think about? What information do you have about any of this place? Almost an hour passes with you doing nothing, staring off into space. A scientist shouts, snapping you back to reality from your little dissociative state >"ALRIGHT, PEOPLE, WE'RE MOVING OUT! BACK TO ORBIT!" >The scientists begin scrambling around like ants, grabbing their equipment and heading into the building that giant Drone is connected to with a near-feverish intensity. They don't leave a single bolt behind. Suddenly, the giant Drone starts picking up parts of the building like they're blocks and hoisting them onto it's back. The building is taken apart block by block until all that's left is a small shack-sized structure. You grab one of the scientists shoulders as she's leaving, and ask her what's going on. >"You're new around here, and I'm strapped for time, so I'll be quick: Less than 0.5 percent of this planet's surface is developed, and we gotta make sure it stays below 1 percent, or you won't like what happens. I'd love to explain further, but I gotta go now. Take care." >The scientist enters the giant Drone, who starts lifting off the ground and flying into the sky. The only thing that could even say the scientists were here are their bootprints on the dirt and that small shack, which you see Sophie going inside. >...Well that was real fucking ominous. 11/??
>>321439 It's fine friend! Less is often more, I feel that I write my greens too long, very few people will read the text wall that is each part of the Chuuni Uzi green
I kinda wished more anons hopped on the Absolute Universe idea. probably not a whole lot of staying power I guess but it seemed good for a handful of fun greens, maybe some art
>>321466 Wordpad is gay and I'm lazy. You know how many greentexts I still need to finish? A lot. And that's not counting the lewd shit I have tucked away
>>321434 >ask N where the head of the baby is within my stomach >he, of course tells me where it is >even pointing where it is >going in great detail how being a father is going to be nice >'good, the dumbass is distracted' I through to myself >leave to get a marker >N is still going on and on about parenthood >what a faggot >uses the marker on my stomach so I know where that abomination head is >go into the garage for a drill >come back where N still is >snap my fingers to get his attention >"you ever watch the movie called red dot?" >N didn’t see how that’s relevant to the conversation he thinks he was having with me >before he could say anything as to why I said that >drill over my stomach >right where the marker is located >the very spot N said and point to >activate drill >maintain eye contact with N with a smile on my face >agony of course >why wouldn’t it hurt? >but seeing the crying state N is in certainly makes up for it >keeping on drilling the baby’s head >watch as N knees to the ground >crying his eyes out