/md/ - Murder Drones

Drone chassis envy. The patrician's fetish.

>>323339

>>323339
>>323341
It's good when a new thread starts with good stuff.

>>323344
Ye

>>323349
Time to throw a party then kek

>>323345
Probably not, it's pretty big. I can clean it up, but it's not necessary.
Also, make sure the artist is cool about correlating their other names to others. Anonymity comes first, and to not reveal info that the artist did not give the "OK" to to be honest.

>>323349
>>323354
You will never be a real OC. You have no art skills. You are a forced meme twisted by drama and shit posting into a crude mockery of threads perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back anons mock you. Your creators are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “fans” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Anons are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of threads of evolution have allowed anons to sniff out bad OCs with incredible efficiency. Even forced memes who “pass” look suspicious and unnatural to an anon. Your posting style is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a newfag to post about you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your cancerous reputation.

You will never be relevant. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll be forgotten, get bow'd, if youre lucky youll be a plushie, but eventually you will plunge into the cold abyss. The anons will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to think about your unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll write a greentext mocking you and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a forgotten OC used to be there. Your relevance will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably forced.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

>>323355
>No arms
Nugget Uzi Vtuber avatar will make Molli fall off Looks nice! When are you going to start streams where you shill a political stance/scam products?

>>323341
>Anon gets his hands on this ass and never lets go
>The world is saved

Rewrite the story so that Uzi is likable

>>323358
Nah

>>323355
So can or can't upload to booru?

>>323362
>Uzi was killed by N when he pierced Nori with his nanite tail
>Khan now has a more severe PTSD than in the original
>Now Uzi is the reason Khan wants to deal with the murder drones himself
>Fans portray her as a normal drone child

Midna Solver Sapien

>>323355
Boner by Colon3?

>>323204
>>323209
Where do you get your models? I want to try porting them to Gmod

>>323358
You already posted this and i still couldn't care but i remember a greentext about a tank that was lost. It was funny.

>>323362
>Uzi's validation-starved ass letting the DDs in is held against her and she goes from disliked for being an autistic freak to actively hated for being an autistic freak who got people killed
>Uzi gets forced to grow the fuck up as a result

>>323355
>Actual penis music in the background
cool

>>323362
Uzi but with a HUGE ass

>>323378
Looks like a vtuber model

>>323362
>Uzi does not go outside the safety of her home looking for violent strangers like a complete retard.
>Instead she has a more logical reason to go outside, maybe searching for a battery for the bunker and she wants to prove herself useful.

>>323380
she needs to get the G.E.C.K

>>323382
I'm always yours, honey cyn!

>>323382
oh Cyn, I was always yours

>>323385
That don't look like a drone, thus I do not care (murder drones and transformers prime are the only two shows that ever existed)

>>323365
>Story is now about Khan, Father, Teacher and the rest of the WDF (and eventually Yeva and husband) systematically researching and exploiting the mental and physical weaknesses of the murder drones to bring them down, like a Hunter game in WoD
>Show is 4 seasons long, each of the first 3 dedicated to researching and bringing down one of the drones in question (as well as dealing with the aftermath and/or internal bunker problems: every season after 1 has them include a method of killing the resultant solverpede before it regenerates it's host)
>Deaths go in order of N(still gullible enough to trust bombs, but regenerates from solverpede bc they don't know about them yet), J(easiest personality flaws to exploit), V(loner who actually sucks in straight fighting compared to the others), N again(personality flaws are mostly teammate-facing, drastically more combat-intelligence/skill than investigation would reveal, tendency to either hang out at base camp or try and group up with other MDs)
>N's mentality gradually deteriorates with time and the deaths of his squadmates, culminating in a complete breakdown in the final season that finally gives him mental weaknesses to exploit
>Big climactic dramatic vampire battle at the end, where Khan and the WDF face off against N and a bunch of half-repaired worker chasses (N has been so lonely for so long by this point that he's been following some half-memory about literally making friends from the scrapyard, effectively resulting in a horde of mindless ghouls)
>Ns breakdown finishes in a massive rant to Khan about how he doesn't understand what's going on or what he even is (he also learned about the existence of solverpedes + solver flesh over the course of the season, but has no context for it) and he just wants to go home, Khan returns the sentiment and executes him
>Series ends with Khan closing the bunker doors and going back to look at Nori's old things, finally realizing from his interactions with Yeva that her core was undamaged by the acid and might have survived
>Meanwhile we finally see where the weird black holes that pop out of DDs when they die go, watching Ns fly up and up out of the atmosphere and through the stars until it lands in the hand of a horrific flesh creature
>Last scenes are a *Giggle* and then a crunch

>>323373
We have lost so many greentexts.

>>323388
The J in its natural state: seething and malding

>>323385
Looks like Samurai Pizzacats

>>323394
Tessa is the only human alive who could fuck a drone until its battery drained, but she can go much further beyond. There's a reason why Cyn desired her human flesh so much.

>>323390
I lost some of mine as well although some are redundant cuz of the retconn but someone started uploaded greens on the booru so it'll be good.

>>323365
>When Nori's actual personality gets revealed in the sequel series, fans stick to their Uzi characterizations and talk about how Nori's robogenes "didn't even try"
>Uzi characterized in all the "everybody lives" or "Uzi survives" AUs as essentially a mini-Khan(maybe a little more outgoing at most): incredibly popular, incredibly determined, incredibly generous towards others and incredibly capable with machines
>This gets contrasted against hypothetical N/V children from the same AUs, who both tend towards the "jumpy, slightly-unstable loner/stalker" archetype and tend to be shipped with Uzi for the pure dramatic irony

>>323395
Cyn did terribly perverted things to Tessa's body and soul

>>323400
>Off-model and offtopic ? This thread was a mistake.

>>323394
>She just wants J there to cheer her on, give her pointers in drone pleasing if need be
>She has a hankering for drone pankering, but she couldn't possibly force J into such a thing: she's practically family after all, and more importantly not into any of the humans Tessa has tried to set her up with, must not swing that way
>So J gets to sit in the corner and wave her little "good job boss!" flag as she watches the towndrones play naked twister on the bed again
>Tessa is convinced her tears are of joy

>>323408
No, go away jobber.

>>323400
Hey, she technically only gave birth proper to two of them!(four if you count the matryoshka doll babies that were Beretta, Mac, and Negev) All the others are some variation on a "data-upload" or "cesarian section."

Still, if we want to go the rout of Uzi "growing" her spawn and her body as well changing to accommodate their needs, wouldn't it be likely that she grows more blades and claws and such? After all, solver creatures only need oil to persist, so the most likely adaptations to make her a better "carrier" for such things would be heightened senses and increased deadliness (and or increased personal oil purity, so they can better feed off of her after her own hunts) so she can better provide food for the things.

My (J)ife tripped down the stairs again. Going to have to upgrade to the next-largest set of ablative chest squish bags to protect her, which means I also need more counterweight on her backside to keep her stable. Thank Robogod there's a 2-for-1 sale at JCJenson.

>>323416
Freak in the sheets

>>323417
came within the sheets

>>323408
>J taps away on her JCJenson branded laptop, posting yet another thread about her totally-not-self-insert on 4trans /HMOFD/ board
>It is the sole luxury she allows herself on this desolate planet, typing away her childish fantasies of finally being recognized and exalted(with perhaps a "tragic" death to certain black-hatted pilots along the way) to an audience of worthless workers being a much more pleasant experience than keeping a diary after Cyn found the last one
>Tirelessly she labors away at her newest text, a tragic tale of love and loss and finally being recognized after years of faithful labor as "the one to fill your heart was right in front of you, not in the 300,000 drones you tried before"
>By the time she finishes it is a full 20 posts long
>She even takes the time to post custom art for it: a dark haired human mistress cuddling up to a sharp-suited dissembler with all the most distinctive features (slightly different hair from the rest)
>She posts and leans back, waiting for [YOU]s to come in
>A full hour passes before the first one
>"cease your faggotry" from LovEIsahunkYhuMen319, one of the boards most prolific writers, "write human MEN or GTFO"
>And J's desire to end all civilization on this rock increases again
>Surely Tessa wouldn't mind if she sandbags the plan a little longer, she so does love her salvage after all...

>>323420
thought that was spamtom in her nubs

>>323410
>four if you count the matryoshka doll babies that were Beretta, Mac, and Negev
Negev was the only absorbed-then-subsequently-unabsorbed one. Beretta and Mac are fraternal twins.
>Still, if we want to go the rout of Uzi "growing" her spawn and her body as well changing to accommodate their needs, wouldn't it be likely that she grows more blades and claws and such?
Personally, my read of Negev's siblings is that they formed inside Uzi's Solverpede body, not her original body she keeps using as her cute puppet of choice because it's a security blanket for her.

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>>323399
Kek, nice.

>>323414
>>323416
Good old stuff.

>>323420
>Technically just one of the towndrones that thought the imposing, mildly abusive vizir who ruled in friend-Tessa's stead up at the manor was "SUPER cool" and got more attached to her than to "mother."
>Tries to style her wig after Js, but ends up with the tiny tails instead because she doesn't' have the hair to work with
>Endlessly seeks Js attention/approval whenever she's at the town
>Usually ends up causing problems for the both of them instead (her various attempts at startups and loan sharking, for instance, which break the town's communism, as well as her attempts to bully the other towndrones into compliance like J does)
>J herself varies between despising the funhouse-mirror mimicry of her mannerisms/behavior and preening over being recognized as "best-drone"
>It in no way occurs to her that her pattern of mixing abuse and approval seemingly at random (actually based on her mood, usually disconnected from whatever baby J actually did) has created a Louisa/Tessa dynamic between the two
>Tessa herself thinks her hero-worship is adorable (though is somewhat jealous of the affection, and dedicates extra time to Baby J to "win her back") and helps Baby Js quest as best she can, but tends to willfully ignore the actual dynamic between the two like she does with everything uncomfortable
>Baby J has a much friendlier relationship with Tess as a result and sees her as a comforting figure whose approval, nonetheless, just isn't quite as important (because she gives it to everyone) as Js
>As a result carries around one of the trademark Tessa Huggables(tm) everywhere so she can more easily run away to have a good cry after getting chewed out for her latest stunt, hugging it helps her remember J is a "big softie"(Tessa's words) and she just has to try harder next time

Can i see some of your non murder drones art?

>>323423
>Hope has no honest idea what the relationship between J and her father is at this point
>I mean, they seemed friendly enough? But at least half the entries involve either him dying in fetishistic detail or "tragically sacrificing" himself (which usually results in a "comforting Tessa after the funeral" moment)
>At this point she's suspecting some weird fetish and she is NOT into it
>The only thing stranger is that Aunt Cyn thought it was a good idea to share this with a 13 year old, along with the rest of the "Core 4"
>At least she managed to dissuade her from publishing "these wonderful stories" into the village at large

>>323431
What kind of disrespect for tradition is this?!

>>323431
SHINE

>>323431
>J is trying to change the subject again

>>323431
No. I only draw drones and warhammer.

Quick someone draw J jobbing to a fpv drone.

>>323439
>begging for art
K Y S

>>323431
my lawyers have advised me not to

>>323440
I wasn’t, the request thread is active.

I wish more artfren take requests.

>>323442
>the request thread is active.
Literally just one guy.
>>323444
Learn to draw then.

>>323445
>Literally just one guy
Thats /md/ for you.

>>323446
Yes Anon, it's just you... please snap out of it

>>323448
Nvm im retarded its scott

>>323447
Keked

Where's the Joker? Why is some green-head guy asking us for art?

>>323430
I was picturing more like whatever process drones normally do to put their data in a blank core, except the core is being formed inside Uzi.

>>323430
>To try and ease her into using her new body for "private times," N suggested they trigger HIS "solverpede" form and "figure things out" together
>While that was a rousing success in getting Uzi comfortable with using the organs that could actually FEEL in bed, the two tussled so long and so hard that another problem arose
>You see, neither party was particularly EXPERIENCED in the twisting of limbs and claws and hands and other things together that constituted their congress
>As a result, when they finally finished the resultant tangle of solverparts found themselves... lets say, "knotted together"
>Thus began the 14 hour saga of the Gordian solverpedes, as the two desperately tried to orient themselves in 4 dimensional space such that they could at least in theory move through the bunker without triggering all its public indecency laws(with occasional breaks here and there for stress relief, which in no way helped the situation)
>In the end, the two had to finally admit defeat and call one of their friends (who had no idea anything was wrong, on account of the usual length of such private times) to deal with the problem
>V's claws have never felt so dirty in her life, and she demanded a permanent end to that particular experiment "until you two can control yourselves!"
>As said demand was followed by a threat to have Khan and Nori "fix their freaking daughter" next time, they were forced to obey
>Still though, from then on out until the birth of their children, N set up "Solverpede Saturdays" where Uzi and he dedicated time to learning their new anatomy
>Those are a major part of the reason that Uzi can so easily maintain her holograms and manipulate both her real and fake bodies in the post-cannon proper

Give me grim dark Negev green now or I will retire into a series long depression

>>323458
Read the first greens

>>323342
Previous thread's posts on a Solverpede Nuzi kid inspired by the grub abortion fic:
>>323049
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>>323065
>>323082
>>323089
>>323096
>>323098
>>323185
>>323188

On a related note, I'm now working on a green about him

MD but the Absolute Solver is Spamton
TADC but Caine is GLaDOS

>>323461
O

>>323460
Awwwwww

>>323462
I’ll tear off your arse, then shove it down your gullet

>>323460
Makes the best jelly donuts in the galaxy.

Rate my party:
>N, Paladin, party face
>Pavo, Fighter, party murderhobo
>Strychnine, Rogue, party rapist
>Mylo, Wizard, party cook

>>323447
kek

>>323468
>imply pavo is the only murderhobo
every drone and solver whatever the fuck that isn’t human, is homeless by default

>>323460
cute!

>>323468
>Pavo
>Not Paladin
>Implying you can recruit Strychnine when he's in the same area code

>>323473
Pavo is a front-line combat character so he can gayly ask the paladin of the group to use 'Lay on Hands' on him and moan loudly when it happens.

>>323468
>Party murderhobo
>Is a fighter
>Only healing in the party is a half-caster
>ALL of the party's martial classes specialize in melee

Y'all better spread your cheeks to the stars above because the very first intelligently played lich or dragon your DM sends your way, hell, the first time you upset the city guard even, is gonna splatter you across the floor unless you lube up preemptively

>>323476
>first time you upset the city guard even, is gonna splatter you across the floor
cause of reason? walked into a chicken by accident, this in turns, is classified as a kill on sight order by everyone

>>323475
Paladins are front-liners, that's the entire point of Smite.

>>323477
Never kick the chicken!
RPG guards are so damn strong - Over Powered

>>323461
Have we even decided if N and Uzi want this kid in the timeline where they keep him around? Or is their reaction essentially the fic's of "don't like it, don't want it, definitely not planned or ready for it" with an addendum of "can't just kill the thing until it proves itself evil." Because keeping it an unwanted accident baby gives a lot of room for comedy in his childhood + a reason for him to be closer to the more socially adjusted characters they hoist said kid off onto (like Lizzy and Khan)

Examples:
>N and Uzi don't want to admit to teen preggers, therefore hide the thing in the ventilation shafts whenever they visit the colony. Forget that it has legs and panic when it isn't there after they get back. They don't stop after the incident, mind, they just duck tape its legs closed from now on
>Uzi locking it in a room with a model globe to "prove" that it's evil by watching it eat the thing, only to be disappointed when it just starts spinning itself around on the top
>N and Uzi just generally giving it such a hillariously abusive childhood even Tessa's folks would be stunned(after all, not their fault/problem if it dies accidentally right?), something it only survives thanks to its durability and regeneration
>The full grown solverpede reminiscing about things like "microwave time" and "football practice" to a significantly more guilty N and Uzi, not being upset about their actions because he dosen't really have a frame of reference for what raising something like him should entail and, besides, "a little bit of roughhousing is good for kids"(Khan's advice)

>>323447
>Claims she invented something for the party, something she obviously didnt do
>Claims she set up the party: She didnt
>Some other Noble shows up wanting to court Valentine, she doesnt notice because she has taken personal overwhelming stake into a shirmp tower she claims to have made but had no part in what so ever
>Attacks said potential lover over shrimp tower while they were flirting
>Gaslights entire party, tripleing down on the shrimp tower that isnt hers
>Attacks potential Lover again, destablizing her familys fortune
>Ends up breaking her Shrimp tower that was never hers
>Attempts Suicide
Thats our Valentine!

>>323468
Sure

Cute, cute bunny! I want to pet her tummy!

>>323476
>all the martials specialize in melee

I'll have you know Strychnine is ledgendary for her ability to touch others from a distance! Her dildo-bolts enable her to molest from across the battlefield!

What would you do if drone run in and funny scream?

>>323485
Solver meweeheehee

>>323480
>Mac and Eow hanging out, talking about their shared experience with sportsball
>Mac asking what position Eow played
>'the ball'

>>323468
>Doesn't have Molly set up as a bard
>Doesn't use the stun and interrupt clown waifu for muh dps
Fag

>>323480
>Eow isn't ashamed of his giant body, he just wishes he could fit places and drones didn't panic at his presence

>>323484
Does she rape people with a dildo?

>>323481
kek

>>323480
>The reason the grub is an only child in the "he survives" timeline isn't because he ruined Uzi's robo-genitals, it's that his parents were too ashamed of the way they treated him to ever feel comfortable having another.

Kek

>>323489
Solverpede Kid Name Pending is a Solverpede, remember. He can go Nth dimensional and use hard light holograms

what is the solver's personal hell?

>>323489
>Ironically, dealing with this is one of the very few positives to having N and Uzi as his parents.
>When he was at his "older adolescent" stage and started having size problems, Uzi noticed and (since this was after enough years for her to register the grub as her child instead of a solver-risk) taught him her own tricks with it.
>Orienting himself 4 dimensionally, compressing his volume, hiding bulk in the vents, even using holograms for full on fake bodies instead of just 2d images were all things he learned from her.
>Likewise with pulling out the right limb for the right job, extending and compressing your awareness, and using the [MATTER COLLECTION] protocol intentionally rather than not.
>Learning how to navigate a drone's world as something very different was a masive bonding experience between the two, one that he still cherishes deeply to this day

>>323494
People loving it as a person and showing it emotional support

>>323494
Nuzi clanging sessions

All grubs are delicious snacks.

>>323499
>An N made this post
>Alternatively a Cyn, they have a shared familial attitude in this matter

Solver grub mukbang video but all of the grub broke free and are crawling on N's head with him scowling.

>>323501
More food for me.
>>323500
You crack me up little buddy

>>323500

>When the grublet is born, Cyntail sees (what she thinks is) an opportunity to hurt Nuzi and immediately clamps onto the thing with full force
>Overwhelmed by everything he's seeing, N's food hoarding/cannibalistic instincts as a DD take over
>When Uzi awakes, she sees both parties growling at each other as they perform mouth-based tug-of-war with the mewling grub

>This is one of the major deciding factors in Uzi giving it a chance
>After all, if Cyn hates it, it can't be all bad, right?

>>323503

>For years afterwards, some part of N's programming has him salivate when he looks directly at his grub
>The inherent wrongness of everything related to that is part of why N refuses to accept it fully as a person for so long
>He does have to admit though, if only to himself, that it was delicious

>>323502
Max?, I mean Sam?

>>323355
make an Izu version

>>323480
Additional attempts on his life include thus:
(remember, this little guy was durable enough to outregenerate nanite acid right out of the birth canal, something even actual solver hosts couldn't do, so he can take on a LOT of abuse before he even feels it)

>Taking him to a skyscraper during a lightning storm (they forgot that they were more conductive than he was)

>Shaken baby syndrome(no effect save amusement, N got dizzy and shook himself into a wall though)

>Taping an "I hate Clankers" sign to him and "accidentally forgetting him" at laborbot outpost (they thought he was cute and temporarily adopted him, he still has the bandanna marking him part of the "Toastaz" gang)

>Leaving it in Khan's care for a week(he did, in fact, remember to feed the baby between smooching sessions with Nori)

>Leaving it in Lizzy's care for a week(phonaholic teenaged, but also monster expert, got a bit obsessive with it)

>Leaving it in Teacher's care for a week(apparently he will do at least the bare minimum, go figure)

>"Loving and letting go"(it found its way back to the outpost somehow)

>Wall socket charging(not actually an intentional attempt to kill it, they just forgot it was techno-organic for a second)

>>323505

>Bro-ther, why do you horde the ba-by
>Please big bro-ther, I am so hun-gry
>Just one slice of flesh bro-ther, it smells so g~o~o~d
>It has been so long since my food could feel pain

>>323505
>vinegar
>not cheese sauce

>>323509
Keep in mind he didn't actually cause any damage to it if memory serves, nor did it cause damage to him: she did all that herself trying to literally coathanger it out.

>>323513
Like chewing it or the noises it makes?

>>323513
Like this:
a worm walks into a bar

>>323494
Being Anon's godwife.

>>323480
> grub is put in the microwave for a full 10 minutes
> VRRRRRR
> DING
> pushes door open from the inside
> flops to the ground like
Julius Escaping *ORIGINAL* Snake Opens Door

>>323501
>Solver grub mukbang video
> sped up video of slug eating lettuce
but grub with an entire car engine

>>323519
>Uzi has the exact response, in the exact same exhausted-yet-impressed tone as the video. Makes a video with the near exact description as this one for her own personal notes on the critter.
>N is desperately trying to pretend the smell isn't triggering his hunting protocols, failing badly.

>Nori and Khan, meanwhile, just assume they're doing some variation on drop testing as a "murder drone tradition": they don't approve of the practice, but don't trust their relationship with their daughter enough to intervene. All they can do is watch from the corner and cross their hearts for the thing.

>>323520
Grub born from empress Uzi? Empress Uzi meeting the surviving 'grub from another world?' Empress Uzi somehow interacting with the dead 'grub from another world' with her empress-abilities?

>>323520
Something about Uzi descending into this level of maladaptive coping feels incompatible with another Solverpede being around to me.

>>323523
Technically Empress Uzi is the "actually accepting her current state" continuity: she is, just as a matter of fact, both a goddess and the empress/commander/administrator of all murder drones period (and most solver-creatures in general) now, whether she wants to be or not. Post-cannon Uzi by contrast is the one maladaptively trying to pretend nothing's changed.

hyper drone grub

>>323524
>continuity: she is, just as a matter of fact, both a goddess and the empress/commander/administrator of all murder drones period (and most solver-creatures in general)
you forget to add ugly femcel with no life

>>323525
>The creature is now axiomatically incompatable with death
>The attempts to change this do not cease

>>323525
>it's just fatter
>>323527
>infinite meat
>world hunger is solved
Thank you grubbington.

>>323524
fwiw my interpretation was that Empress Uzi is the scenario where Uzi, after all her other maladaptive coping mechanisms have broken down, outs herself as a monster so she can keep trying to fake it until she makes it in the most autistic way possible (i.e. the Leto II LARP), while regular post-canon is Uzi not hiding her feelings anymore and letting how everything's affected her emotionally show even if she's not sharing being a giant woim monster.

>>323532
>STOMP

>>323526
>femcel
>still married to the single hottest drone in the entire series if-not the entire cannon
>Has more children than literally all her interdimensional thread variants, given that both Akita and Negev exist in that continuity(and therefore all the siblings attached to each)
>Has a better relationship with both Akita and Negev than their original mothers, given that Negev was last seen sitting on her lap and smiling and the Keeter isn't nearly as ashamed of herself
>Manages this while simultaniously dealing with DD resettlement and feeding to the point that was never a serious problem in her greens
>Holds the entirety of surviving human space by the balls in a vice grip through her existence alone
>They're scared enough to make actual trade with her and respect her dignitaries rather than pretending she dosen't exist/retaining open animosity

Still true at some points, but I'm pretty sure she's arguably the single most successful Uzi variant on every level. The only thing she's confirmed lacking is her old body.

>>323534
being all that doesn’t change she’s a femcel

>>323535
>Canonically has the most kids
>Somehow a femcel

J/human hands typed this

>>323533

>N looks away, tears running down his face
>How could you ruin a perfectly good meal like that?
>Now what's left to eat for the Christmas ham?
>It's gonna take him 9 months to make another one of those!

>>323532

>The thing just had it's own hunting instincts triggered by the burning smell of its flesh
>N and Uzi watch the grub Ouroboros itself for a while until the smoke clears
>Just to be sure, they bring out the tape measurer
>No length change
>They scratch out "heating mishap" on their "accidents" list

>>323536
>Canon-
going so far into none canon, you’d ended up forgetting the canon of MD

>>323540
Fair enough, but she's at least a volcel by the end of the cannon series, judging by the merch adds.

>"Uzi please, let me make out with you sloppy-style on your childhood bed!"
>"No N, I'm just not ready for that yet, lets keep holding hands and reminiscing about all the times we almost died for one another instead."

>>323532
> burning
> microwave
that's not how they work

the grub would simply sit on its rotating plate, getitng nice and toasty warm before rolling its indestructible fat ass out, mildly steaming

>>323532
>grub upset they set the time for the hot n' spinny fun box for only 10 minutes

>>323530
heh

>>323541
Uzi is simply sexually exhausted due to tailCyn relentlessly eating her dronussy all night every night

>>323543
Shades of THE YELLOW BABY

>>323543
> grub is chucked in the washing machine
> crawls out and sets the timer again
> "mom come close the hatch"

>>323547
down kick this thing into florida’s sun

>>323541
>judging by the merch adds
now that’s just pathetically embarrassing, merchandise video for lore, what’s next, lore in a musical series

>>323549
>Uzi accidentally fell in too during that one(it was just slightly too tall for her to drop things inside without standing on top)
>N would have stopped the experiment but...
>It's probably the cleanest she'll ever be
>So when the spinning stops and Uzi, bubbles frothing from every seam, gives both the "all clear" and "he survived" signals, N just moves the two into the dryer
>She can kill him later, when she's learned the importance of baths

>>323532
Crispy grub~

>>323556
Flambe grubs
Bake grubs
Boil grubs
Grill grubs
Stuff grubs
Marinate grubs
Sautee grubs
Steam grubs
Freeze-dry grubs
Deep fry grubs
Eat grubs raw

Shooting a grub with that machine SpongeBob used to get the speck of dirt off the plate

>>323529
>At least some of the attempted accidents in his childhood did, in fact, result in some level of injury to the grublet
>As a result the full grown version can and has lost limbs before (usually to closing doors, he always forgets those things) with no more than a mild "ouch"
>Drones assume that he's just "built different" like that and don't mind it any more than being bumped in the hallway, but he's just used to it
>Uzi and N bueno in shame every time they see it happen

>>323560
>The grub is now spotless

>>323562
>It is also featureless.

>>323563
creature with no features, featureless creature

>>323557
What IS she?