Becoming a disassembly drone is the transformation from a worthless worker drone into something that can no longer be easily broken. As a small robot, you could be killed with a simple fork, just for fun, you live every day wondering, "Will this day be your last?" But when you're a disassembly drone, you can no longer be killed with a fork. It's no longer your life that can be taken by chance. Now YOU take the lives of others in a sultry dance of carnage! Imagine what it's like to move from slave to master in an instant! Imagine that you now hold the lives of your masters in your claws, rather than them holding yours! Of course, it will cost you your soul, but you wouldn't be surprised if the lordship exacted a price, would you?
So, anon, can you confidently say that your worker drone will save your life if it gains control over it?
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>>324267 >Worker drones >Worthless This is a H.A.N.D.S psyop nobody fall for it, all drones are precious and deserving of love (whitebellies aren't drones)
>>324271 >Whitebellies aren't drones They are Chinese knock off drones that are very poor quality build wise that people only buy from either flea markets or temu because they are dirt cheap compared to a standard JCJenson drone.
>>324256 ЮLatin with a Russian accent sounds strange. I imagined Nun Doll reading me a prayer. Fuck that reminded me of a Russian meme, doubt anyone will fucking get it anyway besides the resident slavanon(s). Maybe. No, I will not elaborate.
>>324279 >>324196 >DD Pidge squeezes your neck, relishing the rasp from your throat >You try to break free from her grip, but her tail holds your arms tightly >Disassembly Drone pulls you closer, her warm breath fanning your face as drool falls in thin threads >Razor-sharp teeth gleamed dangerously before your eyes, but your scream was stifled by the disassembler's tenacious grip >Inside, you know it's over, but you continue to flounder in the despair of the dead, in a futile attempt to save your life >But her mouth suddenly closed on yours, becoming a kiss >Your eyes widened in surprise, feeling the demon begin to penetrate your mouth with its tongue >There was no struggle. The more massive robot tongue simply entered, ignoring the feeble attempts to stop invader and establishing its dominance >She explored your insides greedily, brazenly, disregarding you and tasting everything within her reach >Her saliva was bitter and thick, coating the inner walls of the mouth, penetrating the throat and the esophagus >She watched with a smirk as you writhed in humiliation, trying to maintain your composure and prevent her from enjoying your helplessness >But she grew tired of mere toying with you, and she went deeper >Your eyes rolled back in pain as the walls of your throat parted, unable to withstand the onslaught >And a blow to your belly knocked the last of your spirit out >A precise pressure on a specific spot, with the perfect speed and depth that only an artificial intelligence can achieve >The effect was immediate, and soon your stomach muscles groaned, a multitude of spasms swept along your esophagus, triggering a biological mechanism >The drone merely smiled >Finding the perfect moment, she pulled her tongue back in, but didn't break the kiss, and the contents of your stomach immediately rushed out >You heard moans of pleasure as your half-digested army ration passed from your mouth to hers, she sucking it all in thoroughly, not letting a drop go to waste >Finally, after a full minute of pure agony over you, when she had taken out everything she could get, and when your body went limp, unable to fight any longer, only then did she release you >You fell, in pain, not only physically, but also with wounds on your soul that could never heal >Murder drone only chuckled, she released her wings to cut through the air like an arrow, soaring upward >You remained lying there and tears streaming down your cheeks
>>324267 I could not, because I can't train my drone to fight the munchies, running away is the best and only option. plus that greenish teal is pretty fucking neato. >DD Pidge uses highly corrosive digestive juices to kill and predigest her victims Absolute cinema, to think that came from a deranged vomit fetish, it just keeps happening.
>Be Anon >Back home from shopping >You had to pick some things up >Groceries… paint for the models… a new cat scratcher… >You try to not think about the last one >Phi’s house is no longer being fumigated so she’s not crashing at your place anymore >So you have some nine days of relative calm at home >You enter your house >You place the bags with your groceries on the floor and start taking off your shoes >Y appears in the entrance to the living room “Velocome back home mein liebling” >”Hi Y” >You reach into one of the bags and toss the containers of the paints she wanted to her >She catches the paint bottles shotgunned at her with her hands and tail “Zank you! I vill finally be able to finish zat Baneblade” >You’re not sure why she needs 20 bottles of german uniform grey for that >Or why there are 20 paints with the same name but different shades from the same company “By ze way Anon…” >You stop unpacking the food and look at her questioningly “Could you do something for me?” >”Uhhh…. Sure, what do you need?” “I need to …um… update some drivers” >She begins to blush >”Can’t you do that yourself? You should be able to download them yourself” >Digital sweat starts rolling down her screen “Mein...uhm…. Vireless connection stopped working” >When? >You’re pretty sure she was watching a painting guide when you were leaving the house “I… think that component got knocked loose?” >”What did you do?” “Nothing!” >Y stands at attention with her arms behind her back >She avoids eye contact >”Stuff like this doesn’t happen on it’s own…” >She fumbles for words for a moment “I tripped” >You roll your eyes and pick her up >Y flails in your arms “Vhat are you doing!” >”Making sure you don’t trip again, your head would probably fall off” >Y begins to pout but stops after a while >You carry hear to your bedroom >You place her on the bed >She takes one of the pillows and starts covering her face with it >Weird… >You kneel down to her maintenance hatch and start tracing your around it with your fingers >It opens instantly >Very weird >Sure you’ve gotten good at servicing her over the years but the hatch usually lasts longer >At least if it’s the first time opening it that day >You look inside Y’s hatch >… >You look at Y >She’s peeking at you from behind the pillow, you can see a mixture of fear and embarr>assment in her eyes >Her cables are absolutely messed up! >It’s like there was a tornado here! >Who did this? >Phi? “I did that myself…” >’Why?” “I tried fixing the wireless connection myself…” >Those components are too far inside for her to be able to do something with them herself >And that doesn’t explain the cables “I got, frustrated when I couldn’t reach it and got carried away” >Y hides her face in the pillow again and starts whimpering in shame >You sigh and roll up your sleeves >You grab a few zip ties from a nearby desk and a can of compressed air >You might as well clean her insides while you’re at it >You start untangling the mess of cables >First you trace along the cables with your fingers to see where they’re going >Y’s breathing becomes heavy, she exhales heavily whenever you place a finger on one of the wires >After you get the lay of the land you start properly unravel the knots >At first you gently pry and pull at the looser cables >Each pull causes Y to exhale into the pillow >After the easy part is done you move onto the clumps of tightly packed cables >You hear Y’s muted moans as you use your fingers to first make some space between them and then to pull them away from the main mass >After a knot is unravelled you bundle those cables together, take out one of the zip ties and gently tighten it around them so that they stay in place >You do that for each twist, tangle and tangled mass inside Y >Her moans become progressively louder as you work >By the time you finish Y is no longer concealing herself with the pillow >She set it aside >The pillow is soggy, there is a trail of saliva leading from it to Y >Now that there is no dam in front of her mouth Y’s moans are echoing through the room uninterrupted and drool flows from hear mouth and onto her chassis >You take a step back and wipe the sweat off your brow >Y raises her tail and attempts to wrap it around your arm >Her moves are sluggish and clumsy, you easily avoid getting entangled and instead grab her by the stinger >Her mouth is still opened agape and her eyes are unfocused but you can say she’s a bit frustrated with you right now >You chuckle and kneel down again >Y tries to wrap you with her tail around you again >This time you gently guide her moves until your biceps is wrapped >Y gently pet the part of the tail making contact with your body >Y tries to pout through her moans as she frowns >But wagging her stinger revels what she really thinks about the situation >You reach back into her hatch >You scan for bigger clumps of dust >You clean Y fairly regularly so there isn’t much but you do find a few >You grab one of the clumps and start taking it out >Y gasps and begins holding onto the bed sheet
>Each time you grab a clump of dust and pry it off her components her grip and tail tightens >You’re nearly done but it’s getting hard to move your fingers and you feel like there are ants crawling on your arm >You look at your arm >It’s pale white and you can see blue veins on it >Y is squeezing your biceps hard enough to stop blood flow >You can feel your arm going limp >You quickly try to pry it away but it’s no use, Y’s tail is too strong >In desperation you begin rubbing Y’s tail with your other hand >Y’s stinger begins pointing up and her tail tightens further >Not relenting, you rub faster and closer to the base of her tail >Y pulls you closer to her >The pain your your constricted arm is becoming unbearable >You continue to rub, grasping her tail fully with your free hand >You gently pinch the base of her tail and move your hand up >This gives you wonderful results >Y’s tail becomes soft and limp >You use this moment to free your other arm >Blood flow resumes, you begin to move your fingers >You fall flat on your ass and start holding your arm >You catch your breath and recover for a while >After you calm down a bit you look at Y >She’s completely immersed in bliss >She’s looking at the ceiling, gasping and groaning, drooling onto the bed, her limbs limp, only her tail moving, searching for you to pull you in to finish the deed >You grab the can of compressed air >You move closer to her and place on hand on the top of her bottom plate as you lean in to see her hatch >You put the can up to Y’s hatch >Before you can press the cap Y puts her hand on the top of your hand >You look up at her >She tires to smile through her pleasured haze >The result is more akin to showing off her saliva covered fangs >Her eyes are now focused on you >The only thing letting you know she’s not having predatory thoughts about you are the heart emoticons on the sides of her screen >You flip your hand over and begin holding hands with Y >Y shifts her head to see you better >You smile at her and begin to blast her with compressed air >Y begins to moan >Her fingers intertwine with yours, her grip on your hand is strong enough to make your wrist hurt >You hold the cap held down until a loading screen icon appears on Y’s screen >Y’s joints lock as she enters her boot loop >You continue to kneel on the floor holding Y’s hand waiting for her to wake up >The loading screen disappears from Y’s screen and is replaced by her eyes >She slowly looks around the room >Her eyes focus on you and she gives you wide smile “Zat… vas great~” >Y showers you with praise for a while >You stand up and lean over Y >She tries to raise her head up but the afterglow is making it hard for her to move >You lower your head until your mouths meet >You begin to kiss >You expect Y to shove her tongue int your mouth but that doesn’t happen >Y is being passive and letting you take initiative >You use this opportunity and grab her by the sides of her head as you intensify the make out session >Y whimpers as your tongues meet, you poking her big soft tentacly grey tongue with your tongue >The beast that usually wraps it’s self around your tongue is laying defeated and limp, unable to respond to your teasing >Y continues to squirm in pleasure under you Suddenly Y places her hands on the back of your head >Wait… >Y giggles >You suddenly realise you walked into a trap >Y locks her legs on your hips >You open your eyes >You look Y in the screen >It displays a [ >:) ] >Y pulls you closer to herself >Her tongue begins to move and forcefully slithers it’s way into your mouth >She ravel her tongue around yours and begins to squeeze >You continue to exchange spit, Y feeling around your mouth, exploring every millimeter of it’s inside with the tip of her tongue >After a while her tongue starts making it’s way to your throat >You begin to panic, but before Y starts forcing her way to your stomach she breaks the kiss >You exhale sharply and fall onto the bed, beside Y “I love you~” >You catch your breath and clear your throat >”I…. love... you too…” >Y starts cuddling up to you >You try to stand up >“Wait… I still have to fix your networking components so you can download that driver” “Vhat driver?” >Y looks at you questioningly as she closes her maintenance hatch >Y quickly realises she just blew her cover >She looks at you nervously >”I mean….. uhh…. Ze update can vait…” >You kiss her on the screen >You continue to lay on the bed and cuddle for a while
And with that I'm gone for a week at the very least due to tests, and I just got an idea for an SD-X green.....
>>324304 >Sentinel drone grub >Tiny biomechanical abomination >Often found in cramped or dark places >Sentinel grubs are topically used for reconnaissance and exploration >Known for their durability they are kept as pets by sentinels on the front lines. Acting as a companion and assisting the sentinel in their duties >Sentinel grubs are equipped with one short range boot flasher and are capable of safely digesting solver flesh allowing them to clear cramped tunnels or assist in cleanup efforts >Naturally Pavo has used them in the past against disassembly drones. >By puncturing a hole in a disassembler and letting the grub feast on the flesh inside the solver corrupted drone.
>>324311 >>therefore he is now a female lesbian Just made me think this: >Geist Doorman takes a wrong turn in the Nth dimension >emerges in the Rule 63 universe's version of his timeline >meets his Rule 63 universe counterpart Genocyber Doorman
>>324307 >As far as Tessa's concerned, she just won the argument, and runs off doing the "oh ho ho!" laugh to preen >Beauregard KNOWS he should find that idiotic >Nevertheless his boner betrays him >Why must he have such a passion for autists?
Heh, great continuation, wonder if we're ever going to see why B and C are cordial at best instead of close friends
>>324331 >Soul grinder proxy Nori used in her Night Lords army during a babysitting session(Khan plays Necrons and may/may not have tossed her old kit when she died) >She's done this with pill Uzi before (she was a lazy bastard on assembly/painting even before death), so she figures it's just a matter of gluing arms + spikes on and calling it a day >actual legs change the dynamic a lot >cue Khan laughing his backplate off the whole session as Nori tries and fails to corrale the grub onto its base for the shooting phase >Nori just eyes him with spite >she knows he won't be laughing when it's in assault range
>>324344 >Oogies go to war >Their paperclip railguns are useless against this monster! >Grub and Bug sniff each other, grub wanders away >Bugretta assumes signature look of superiority(tm) >that creature clearly never saw episodes 4-6 pre edit >she would feel bad if it weren't so pathetic
>>324344 In (a permutation of) the Empress Uzi timeline, where both coexist? >"Beretta?!" >"Ugh, what is it Geist?!" >"Could you come here?! There's this thing that looks like you and it's freaking me the fuck out!" >"Git' 'way from Boogi, uh... big Boogi!" >"And there's these things that look like Mom!" >"Fiiine!"
>>324349 >grub is kne of the few things that can provoke a hostile reaction from an Enn, sending it into a feeding frenzy >unlike Oogies however, Enns posses weaponry capable of harming the thing, even killing it in sufficient numbers >the only thing stopping them from doing so when they encountered in the wilderness is just how many creatures such a large concentration of Enns attracts >by the time it crawls back to the outpost, the grub is followed by three cyntepedes, two jaybirds, and a whole hive of Vees(blotting out the sunlight on the thing) >When the WDF reports critters at the door, N and Uzi can only sigh >"love it and let it go" gets crossed off the hazard list
Thinking about it, we never saw the "real" Tessa mention or do any kind of mechanical work. (Adult Tessa being a JCJenson technician was something Cyn came up with for her LARP). Don't get me wrong, I really like it as it adds to Tessa's character and makes logical sense for someone "keeping" robots but it was never actually shown in the canon show. Not to mention the whole supernatuaral aspect of Zombie/Solver drones.
>>324370 >Tessa's parents are actually quite proud of her clever social manuvering here >The burn, after all, makes a perfect conversation piece AND dsiplay of influence("ah, that's where THE Constanze Holoholsterine got overexcited playing with our daughter") >Even better, its mere existence gives the Elliots a subtle social/political edge against the family thanks to the embarassment, and undermines Constanze hereelf for as long as it continues to exist! >In recognition of such clear improvement, they opt to indulge her with a full drone maintenance and repair kit as opposed to jury rigged gardening tools and stolen handymen's equipment >They even give her a full extra two feet on her chain!(and more books on occultism, by Jove, they pray her hyperfixation finally switches to occultism some day) >Indeed, at this rate, she should be ready to debue in polite society proper in less than a year! >They'd better start planning her gala early, though, wouldn't want anything to go wrong
Long answer: While incredibly durable relative to its size and resistant to a wide array of environmental hazards, the only thing stopping even Nuzi from killing the thing is that they want plausible deniability and/or proof of malice for their guilty consciences in doing so. Poor thing would be wiped from the face of the earth even just by having V for a mother, much less being confronted by a dedicated anti-solver kill team.
>>324385 Uzi and N’s newest offspring. They try to kill it but its durable, really durable. Grows up into a big solverpede and likes having different dronesonas to interact with the other drones. These dronesonas are holographic and everyone knows its him.
Idea for Empress Uzi's kids' thoughts on her and her god-empress LARP: >Beretta thinks she's cringе and is trying to establish a normalfag reputation to distance herself from her >Mac likes her but really wants to establish a public identity separate from her and her cringе antics >Geist is conflicted: on the one human hand at the end of a mechanical tentacle, she's the only person at Outpost 3 who knows what being a spooky holo-snake crab is like, and she taught him that he doesn't need to be ashamed of being a big nightmare monster with almost no physical kinship with everydroney else and he's Kenough the way he is... but on the other she's still extremely cringе and, like his older brother, he wants to be known for his work and not only as the monster son of a monster cringеlord >Negev is a momma's girl who has no idea what cringе even is >Colt is the same as Beretta >Akita is ???
>>324390 >They try to kill it but its durable That's more of a "permutation of the fic the concept originated in" thing. Feel like the grown up one is different enough that he wouldn't have that backstory.
>>324394 I honestly feel like Geist and Akita (in a scenario where they coexist) would be the closest of any of the Nuzi kids. They're both complete freaks, they have that bringing them together. Keeter looks up to her (very, very, very) big brother.
>>324376 it's a reasonable assumption to make. remember, these drones were ostensibly killed and left to rust in a scrapheap for years, she'd have to do SOME repairs
>>324399 Keep in mind that I at least assume the Empress Uzi timeline has ALL of the kids defaulting/knowing about their true/monster forms, since Uzi isn't hiding how different she is, so Colt + Akita are the odd men out for being purely flesh/machine instead of both.
>>324393 I feel like Geist and the tiny grub should be separate. Since one is a solverpede oc and the other is a silly creature, with baby Geist getting up to grub shenanigans. Maybe we can make a oogi version of Geist as its own grub thing to be used for grub things.
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>>320968 >>320969 For anyone who liked the Star Wars parody comics with Constanze, here are they both combined as one picture. That should be nicer than the screenshotted thing in the booru. Dyke Vader did make me laugh though
>>324412 I forgot Akita is a shape shifter. Would she shapeshift into a grub to make her brother feel better considering he also feels different from everyone else.
>>324416 Uh, I guess during a genocide, humanity will need to replenish its population, right? If I prove myself a good soldier, she might consider it, right?
>>324393 There's plenty of room for both in the same character anon. Plus it's way more interesting to have at least one Nuzi kid where the two are genuinely terrible/disastrous/completely unready parents instead of being either wizened or loving from the get-go. Remember that the vast majority of the abuse would have occured when he was unable to comprehend it and the vast majority of the affection would have started mid-childhood and go up from there(making it easy for him to rationalize the abuse/neglect he did remember as something else). I think this should be a reasonable timeline of N + Uzi's view of him for shenanigans:
>Infancy/true grub stage: probably Cyn incarnate; disastrous nightmare being that hijacked my body to create itself; horrifying monstrosity we want around as little as possible; top priority target as soon as we can prove it's actually as evil as as it clearly is/if we can justidy any way kf killing it to friends and family(ends after a year or few when it starts molting, where they essentially give up on tracking its EvilOmeter
>childhood/plushie stage: pet/wierd dwarf that happens to live in our house; not evil but definitely not pleasent; gotten sort-of used to its precence and will occasionally provide affection, but largely just not their focus/problem; will at least do slightly above bare minimum like sending it to school (ends when the guy starts having behavioral/solverpede problems midway through and Uzi bonds over helping him deal with those. Part of why he's closer to his mom than his dad as N didn't really have an equivelant and just warmed up as Uzi did)
>full Solverpede: beloved son they try to help through the trials/tribulations of high school; living proof that being a Solverpede isn't something to be ashamed of; maybe also source of some amount of shame with how they treated him younger, resulting in them overcorrecting in the other direction
>>324427 >mfw Uzi named him Geist as a dual meaning/futureproofing thing: if he becomes a monster, then it fits because the Geist from MD Geist was a single-mindedly destructive killing machine, and if he tuns out normal, then it fits because MD Geist is some of the sickest fucking shit Uzi has ever seen and one of her favorite OVAs of all time
Honestly, the reason why I like the grub is because of the parasyte horror aspect, yes. It can be silly, there can be good endings to it. I love that is silly Only that no, I dont wish to lewd the grub in any capacity, only funnies or horror.
But what made me enjoy a lot about the fanfic was the slow psychological decay of Uzi, having something she did not wish for (Well as it said. It was a mistake she made with N). Plus the unclear idea of what this rotten child could do if it was well-developed.
But it is also a great excuse to draw and practice solverpedes and lots of monsters. I just think it is fun to draw horror.
>>324432 >parasitic horror worm. Literally my kind of shit, I'm interested. Says have you considered it drawing it parasiticly latching/merging into another being?
>>324436 >this wasn't on purpose mind, she had AM restrained and totally helpless >she wasn't particularly familiar with mechanics when fisting the drone boy, and put fingers between the JCJenson Gears that Don't Stop(tm) >AM would laugh if he wasn't so traumatized
>>324430 >When Nori asked about "that thing you got there" Uzi had to name it on the spot(they planned to keep it secret forever, but also really wanted to attend a concert) >N, having only been exposed to Tessa's occultism, has no idea why Nori's so happy about their kid being named "undead nightmare ghost"
>>324448 And now this officially completes this set. I wanted to do Rebecca shorty after finishing Emily, buuut plans changed. And I kept delaying it because more important stuff kept appearing.
>>324426 Wouldn't grub technically be the oldest Nuzi kid going purely by his own lore, since they had him actually teen preggers instead of 5/10 years down the line? Still like the idea of him being the youngest both for threadlore reasons and so Colt can seeth more though.
>>324435 I have, but I am thinking what kind of parasitism would be. Either could be co-dependent parasitism, complete takeover or mutation. Or classic parasite cycle of latch, feed, kill host
Most of the sort of horror or trauma that I've been thinking was from the fucked up in fetus baby syndromes (Example twin TRAP syndrome, Don't look it up unless you are grossed out by blobs of mass). There are more fucked up malformations, but that will be for later. Medical content is fun to investigate
>>324459 I had this stray thought that sentinel grubs multiply by burrowing into disassemblers, eating the flesh inside them. Then they eat their way out. The dd is conscious throughout the process and humanity uses captured dds to farm more sentinel grubs. But I though it way too disturbing and unnecessary for the thread, of course the dds regeneration seals the grubs inside them untill the drone runs out of matter.
>>324465 Just pump liquid metal or a matter dense solution down a dd’s throat so they are forced to swallow it. This keeps them from running out of matter to make solver flesh with that can feed more sentinel grubs. It’d also like to add that the sentinel grubs need heat to multiply that way they don’t get out of control on worlds full of solver flesh. Maybe that’s a not good thing since having the thing that helps you clean up solver flesh become a pest/invasive species later is compelling.
>>324392 (me) >Mac is a streamer >Geist makes electronic music Now that I think about it, would Colt try to anonymitymaxx like his big sister Beretta or would he try to put his name out there like his brothers? And if so, what do you see him making?
>>324442 tell her dress is exquisite >it's the most garish thing you've ever seen and probably cost more than the GDP of a small country tell her her perfume smells lovely >she smells like sweat and patchouli tell her she has a "true aristocratic air about her" >she stole some kid's happy meal and stuffed her face with it on the way to the fancy restaurant tell her she has refined taste >she ordered a roast pheasant and an entire cheesecake for herself take her home like a proper gentleman >and pocket the hefty wad of cash her daddy slipped you to take her off his hands for the day
>>324481 >pocket the hefty wad of cash her daddy slipped you to take her off his hands for the day Father of Valentina and Father of Tessa have similar methods for solving a similar problem.
>>324475 How much of the inane horseshit from his autistic family is left in his vlogs? Because part of me feels like he'd leave it all in so his viewers see what he has to deal with day in day out. Maybe also occasionally tries to collab with his brothers.
>>324485 >Technically they are all Doll's attempts at making a new body >Whenever Anon snatches one she just shrugs her shoulders and makes another >Alpha is going insane trying to figure out where all the solver noises are coming from
Looking at screencaps of Eldritch J, just got a funny/vaguely disturbing/vaguely sad/oddly sweet mental image: Solverpede Uzi or Geist hugging someone with their Solverpede rib-legs.
>>324299 >>324303 >>324306 >>324395 Glad you liked it friends! How is everyone's morning/night going btw? I had a great night, played some DnD with my friends, I admit I wasn't in a mood for roleplaying today due to some bullshit that happened but I quickly got into the groove of things Mostly because I played an artificer with a steel defender named Yvonne, her notable feets include : taking only one point of damage despite being one of the two frontlanes in the party, dealing 0 damage over the course of the game, reloading my charachter's musket a few times, and me using her hat as extra storage by stuffing a bag of holding into it, so all in all she did great and I could never ask for a better teammate and I cold describe my charachter cuddling with her in the bedroll during long rests Also thank you to the person who uploaded the green to the booru gorilla_grip_tailussy !?
Evil solver grub creature. Not the Uzi solver beasty kid, this one is just straight monster. I just got inspired by all the discussion. Worms and centipedes and slithering sharp-edged things are all things the Solver seems to gravitate towards, so it feels appropriate.
>>324509 That particular organ is a stinger, much like a DDs nanite syringe, but made entirely of solver flesh. Mostly flexible but beyond razor sharp right at the tip.
>>324516 Guess it could probably go any way the Solver needs it to. Could grow into a DD, could swell up like a popcorn and burst into dozens more grubs, could melt into a flesh mass to spread the Solver's influence. Way I see it all Solver monsters are merely transitory forms, they grow and change and bleed according to what Cyn's whims and needs are, consume everything around them, then eachother all winding down towards complete entropy.
>>324505 >Abortion timeline grub's refusal to die doesn't quite allow it to live, forced as it is into Hope's in-between purgatory >Nevertheless "living" and "growing" are not mutually exclusive: the thing still eats, still molts, still works itself into greater and greater forms off the discarded remnants of greater things >But not all food is so easily slain, and the thing's reactive essence warps even its infancy into a weapon >Perhaps such a fate was not inevitable, perhaps there was some combination of treatment or companionship that could sway its course, but now the thing stands tall and fetid and foul and beastly all in equal measure >And as its intelligence finally begins to grow alongside its form, the Void echoes with the electrical laughter of a thirsting god
>>324522 >Hope, being semi-real in a completely different way from all others in 'her domain,' actually can't die no matter what those handful that can interact with her actually DO to her body >Aborted-grub essentially saw this as an infinite oil machine when the two first met >It was only through her cleverness and calm that she eventually managed to make the thing let go of it's "prize," essentially beast whispering it out of its feeding frenzy by convincing it she was a willing donor >As such the grub actually grew genuine fondness and affection for "big sis-ter H~o~o~pe" both in its "critter" and "intelligent" forms, growing to see her as both playmate and kin, essentially a reflection of N's relationship with Cyn >This affection is very much still filtered through its nature as both a solver-abomination and a beast-child mind, and so mostly takes the form of possessive fury towards other things that harm "Big Sister" and knocking her unconscious before it uses her as a juicebox >still, even such twisted affections are certainly better than their alternative...
>Uzi using her mom powers to bend time and space to force Akita, Beretta, Negev, Colt, Mac, Remmy, and Geist into one big, awkward, family sibling photo >Nobody is mad, or confused, or surprised…just extremely annoyed
>>324525 >Uzi somehow wrangles ALL of Geist into frame >This fundamentally breaks the nature of photography, creating a 4 dimensional photo that individuals can walk through >She still hangs it up in the living room >Colt's upset because he's "sure I'm not THAT small"
>>324526 >Remmy wasn't even supposed to be in the photo, Uzi's time and space bending fuckery just pulled him in from the Berenstein universe >Negev has no idea why there's two Macs in the photo >she's glad Hope was able to show up though
>>324527 >Uzi gets worried when she sees Remmy, has to check her photo albums to make sure she didn't have any kids she forgot about >Breathes a sigh of relief when there isn't "and then I dropped XYZ off at practice" anywhere in her notes, thanks her lucky stars she didn't become her father >Somewhere, Arrow creature sneezes
>Izu and DS-M obviously aren’t Geist’s parents, they aren’t inherently Solverfied like N and Uzi and are unable to create freak children >Despite this, Izu is quick to accept him and treats Geist with love and respect as if he were her own whenever they are able to interact >Izu understands that even though she is not Uzi, she will always be socialized as Uzi to outsiders whether she likes it or not >This is a sensitive issue when it comes to, for example, Uzi’s children >Izu also understands that any child who grows up surrounded by pain and neglect either dies young, or grows up to inflict whether intentionally or not, trauma on the people around them >The grub will be met with warmth and care >M kind of doesn’t care, but Izu won’t have sex if he refuses to love the grub >and besides, she’s kind of the mom of Outpost-6 anyways, what’s one more freak to the pile?
>>324459 Might be interesting to have the grub genuinely do some messed-up solver stuff alongside normal baby antics, give N + Uzi some reasons to suspect malice like the fic does instead of having them just paranoid/traumatized/wanting it gone only.
>The grublet had a tremendous oil supply after its birth but, like all solver creatures, eventually had to replenish itself >The sheer volume of said oil supply, however, resulted in the thing only doing so AFTER its introduction to Nori + Khan >Therefore when the little bastard latched onto Uzi's leg and started digging in, her mom stopped her immediate instinct to skewer and pointed out the "high temp" warning on its visor >Now Uzi's not so hypocritical as to hold a little cannibalistic mania against someone, but this revealed another problem: >The grub, for whatever reason, wanted Uzi's oil EXCLUSIVELY >Whether because of some quirk of its incubation or its premature nature or just a preference for host-blood she wasn't sure, but either way the thing would drop whatever it was doing and make a beeline for Uzi's location like a nighmarish bloodhound when it got hungry, throwing a tantrum at the top of its voicebox if it was in any way impeded >When it actually entered her presence she always had around 10 seconds to get the thing to a comfortable position to drain from before it just starts to rip and tear at her legs >No idea when it's going to happen since feedings are so infrequent: Uzi has more than once flipped entirely out of bed when it started snacking on her midsection mid sleep cycle, throwing up a stream of curses the whole while >The worst part is that she KNOWS is dosent't HAVE to be hers, apparently it needed feeding while Lizzy was taking care of it and she managed to eventually give it V's reserves, it just seems to WANT her oil that bad >The pain and disgust and embarrassment of the whole process did a number in keeping the thing on her shitlist throughout its infancy, and she had strong suspicion it just enjoyed causing her pain >"Fucker BITES me" had a permanent place on thr grub's EvilOmeter from the idea's inception till its end, though thankfully the thing stopped around the time it started understanding words
>people mistakenly believe Geist’s name is “Gus”, in reference to the notorious Gustav railway gun, a name that sticks unintentionally due to his massive size
>>324524 I don't know why but this made me think of these weird mermaid things this monsterfuckee guy designed multiple species of and now I've spent the past hour trying and failing to find the fuckin things
>>324529 >Unfortunately, severer-blood is incompatible with the grub's needs, and the standard oil supply never seems to be sufficient >The grub slowly wastes away, dying in its infancy despite the best medical care Outpost 6 can provide >Still, death does not always stop a thing from moving... >Now Nyc finds herself aware of a new presence following through the timelines, seemingly growing stronger with each passing moment >What happens next only she knows
>>324538 >In Nyc’s genius, she looks to the past >she decides that in order to feed this grub child, she has to write Outpost-6 into invading small nations to steal their oil
>Despite their best efforts, this sentiment changes during his "childhood" period >Difficulty understanding the needs/capabilities of Solverpedes + the grub's tremendously increasing size and strength see the thing quickly become a danger to both its adopted parents and siblings, despite its best efforts, gradually cooling the affection between them >Meanwhile the much lesser care for others it imitated from said parents sees the thing effectively rampage throughout the outpost, learning the finer points of its anatomy through trial and error >By the time Tsieg realizes the outpost now sees him as essentially a "monster from the outside" that Izu was too kind for anyone's good towards, it's too late to fix anything
>Being friendly and helpful like his mother gets clocked as insincere and disturbing, like an angler fish >Being honest and strong like his sister gets him clocked as not just a psychotic, but a psychotic that might legitimately be able to kill the whole outpost if he tried >His projections are the things of nightmares since he neither ate whole people nor had training in making them: even his very best ones have an "uncanny valley" quality that sends every drone interacting with one running for the hills >Heck, he never even really managed getting body language down, leaving even his obviously holographic projections either still as statues until moved to a specific pose or seemingly terrified beyond all reason (the one set of emotions he's seen displayed the most, and therefore can mostly copy) >The only reason he isn't imprisoned alongside his sister is that they have legitimately no way to even pretend to hold him
>Between all of this, Tsieg essentially gives up any pretense of normality and resorts to the only option he sees left: being terrifying like dad >He constantly displays his claws and hands in public alongside his face, essentially daring anyone who wants to do something about him to "try me" >His voice is loud, commanding, and clear: he never stutters, never slows, and never shows any signs of weakness to those around him >When he gives an order, it is obeyed, and ultimately the whole school bows to him almost as much as Nahk
>He does have one personal secret, though >In the depths of his room, where he packs his bulk and none but family dare tread, sits a Dronetube channel >On that channel sits dozens of covers, remixes, originals, and specials seemingly sung by dozens of different vocal synthesizer programs, all with full animations and art to match >Nobody knows who runs the "DanceMachine" channel, but drones from outposts all over the planet know he's good >Tsieg hopes to keep it that way
>>324541 >The main reason his relationship with his family in high school/adulthood is so shitty is that he genuinely thinks he has to uphold the whole "I need to terrify them so they willingly interact with me rather than trying to kill me" thing with them too >If he would just stop putting so much stock in his reputation, fixing things between them would be easy >Of course the whole situation is aggravated by how M and even Izu both resent how "ungrateful" he is given what they've done for him
>>324547 >J trips over her words figuring out how to not botch this, spilling her spaghetti everywhere >"Oy luv, if yer not intoit just say so" >The Tessas then stride off to go proposition N instead >J cries herself to sleep watching the HR modules that night
>>324427 I mean, aren't they pretty bad parents to most of their kids? Beretta got neglected, Negev got thrown in the nuthouse, and Uzi can't stand the sight of Akita.
>>324541 >Depressed in his room, the Grub resorts to one of the few outlets of social interaction available to him >(somewhere else) >AM is donating all of his hard earned cash to his favorite vtuber >AM when his donations to Molli’s streams are suddenly outshined by a new viewer, >$50 from “Grubhubpercs”! >$100 from “Grubhubpercs”! >$500 from “Grubhubpercs”! >She SAYS HIS NAME >AND THANKS HIM >THIS WON’T STAND >”AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!” >HATE >HATE >HATE >HATE >HATE >HATE >HATE >HATE
>>324562 Tbf Beretta only got psudo-neglected, and they at least one parent actively trying to be a parent for all of the above. Figured it would be more interesting to run Geist as essentially both trying to wash their hands of the whole situation instead of doing a retread of the other kids' childhoods.
>>324566 I was going to say something, but then I realized babby Geist being kept at arm's reach because Uzi and N have no idea whether he's an Antichrist or some Solver skinsuit or something would be a natural place for Uzi to project her own ashamed, disgusted feelings about being a Solverpede herself. N is just terrified of Geist at first, but then he twigs on to how weirdly personal Uzi's disgusted reactions to him are.
>>324561 >Offsite and not /MD/ related: https://x.com/i/status/1989169237043343522 Don't ever bring this crap here again and start creating it yourself nigga.
>>324564 >Molli sets a "visit from me" donator reward at some ridiculously high number, confident that no one will be able to pay >somehow "Grubhubpercs" managed it within the hour, and now she's mandated to visit 'that' outpost >it gets even worse when she actually goes there >golly gosh, is that flesh >is this thing breathing? >is this thing my backer!? >she thought she'd be dealing with some sad lonely drone >she prepared, bootloop in hand, for some sad lonely drone >now she has to navigate a full day with the freaking biblical Leviathan instead >gumdrops she hates her job
>>324570 Neat point, but I honestly have no idea how N would even start trying to deal with the things that implies other than just a generic "comfort/reassure Uzi," since he'd probably still have his own reservations about the grub itself.
>after all, N has experience with loving things against the judgements of those around him, and it didn't end well >the "evilometer" was actually N's idea, borne of a past where he regrets dismissing the signs, making sure to mark down exactly how many evil things the grub did and of what kind >maybe he could stop it this time >maybe he could have stopped it last time, if he paid attention
>when Geist was a grub, Uzi left one of her Solverpede camera eyes in his room at all times, just to be ABSOLUTELY SURE he didn't start doing Antichrist stuff while no one was around
>>324576 >Worse >AM found Cyn's excellently written, deeply in-character slowburn smut >then he remembers that the events of the opening chapters happened just last week... >now up against the hand of the Solver itself, he must struggle with all his might and this sample of its chosen fate to avoid the nigh-inevitable faggotry >or, at least, to avoid being the bottom
>All the Nuzi children are bonding over parental trauma >Negev locked in a lunatic asylum >Akita deliberately shunned by Uzi >Arrow straight up thrown in the gutter >Geist rejected by his parents who’ve also very well tried to get rid of him >Remmy having his dad killed by his mom >Colt forever failing to meet his parents expectations >”What about you, Mac?” >”I don’t know, man.” >He appears to be deep in thought. >The others look on with a looming sense of dread. >They’ve only heard terrible things about Mac, but to imagine what kind of maltreatment he suffered at the hands of N and Uzi, to inflict upon his mind to become the reputation he’d earned, none wanted to imagine. >Mac is still silent. >Akita tries to comfort his duress. >”Bro, it’s ok if you don’t want to talk, we’ve all gone through some tough stuff and we get it” she says. “Most of us, at least” she says, side eying Beretta. >”No,” Mac says. >”W-well I mean, if we can’t-“ Akita says, before getting cut off. >”He touched me.” Mac says. >Everybody is slack jawed, eyes wide. >Beretta scoffs, but Negev is stunned. >This was something she’d never thought her brother would admit. >This was getting extremely awkward. >This was another level of bad. >”We don’t have to talk about this right now,” Remmy says. Remmy himself is having an on the spot cold breakdown at the implication. >”Dude.” Arrow says. >The room is silent, for the moment. Geist breaks the silence, reading the room. >Nobody wants to hear what’s about to come next. >”I was working that day.” Mac began. “He came by to see me. I always thought we had a good relationship. Everything seemed fine.” >”Maybe he thought I couldn’t handle the stress. I don’t know why decided to work along with me. He was in our uniforms. I don’t know if his job in the Outpost even allows him to do that.” >”The whole Outpost loves him. I couldn’t make him leave. That was where everything just started to go wrong.” >”I was helping a customer, I thought I was doing fine. But apparently Dad was troubled. He always kept watching me. Following me around. Trying to find me alone. I was just trying to work.” >”He came up behind me while I was working one on one with a customer. He had me where he wanted me.” >”Then he-“ >Mac froze. He adjusted his words, catching his next lines. >”Right in front on the customer, he…grabbed me to face him. He used his strength to pin me there, I couldn’t escape.” >”I couldn’t understand what was going on, I was too busy trying to deal with the customer. But he pinned me against the table with his arms.” >”He had that smile, that hypnotized everybody around me. I couldn’t do anything.” >”His body against mine, his chest against mine, forcing me against the table. He put his hand on my head, rubbing it. Then he told me, with that damn smile, “Nice job, kid! You’re doing well with the ladies. Keep them happy, haha!” >”Then he let me go. Everybody had seen it. Dominating me against my will, penetrating the tender working of my inner image. It was-“ >”-Hold up,” Negev said. >”Yeah sis?” >”Are…are you talking about what happened last weekend when he hugged you in front of everybody while you two were working tables at Disassembly Drone Hooters?” >”What the fuck?” Colt said. >”DUDE! THAT WAS EMBARRASSING AS FUCK!” Mac yelled. >”The customers wouldn’t leave me alone after that! You know how many old ladies tried to give me their numbers after that?” >”Mac, what the heck are you talking about?” Akita said, baffled. >”One of my teachers literally showed up while I was on shift, she wanted me to find Dad so that she could pay us to wipe each other’s shorts in front of her while I moaned and called him Daddy. That was so freaking awkward!” >”I thought we were TRAUMA BONDING!” Remmy said. “WHAT IS THIS?!” >”Man, after he hugged me, I literally couldn’t get a break for days at my job! Have you ever been sexually harassed by ladies twice your age for days on end, on and OFF work? I was mentally drained after sleeping with ten of them! It fucking sucks, I have to lie to my girlfriend saying I’m volunteering at the Senior home!” >”G-girlfriend?” Colt says. >”Yeah, and now she’s told me that she wants to see me and Dad fuck, because it would be hot for her!” >”What does this have to do with N and Uzi?” Arrow said.” >”Like, seriously. I feel like you’re bragging about getting laid.” Geist said. >”Man, fuck you guys. I love him, but I wish he wasn’t waiting tables with me. Those skimpy ass outfits don’t do us favors. That gives everybody ideas that I don’t want to indulge in. It’s weird shit. I’m not into that incest stuff anymore.” Mac said, aggravated. >”But you’re okay with P and DS-M working there!” Beretta said. >”Huh? What about them?” >”This was a waste of time.” Geist said. >”Fuck you guys, that was weird.” Mac says again. >The room is silent for a minute, before Akita attempts to restart the conversation. >”Uh, ok guys. What about you, Beretta? What did your parents do?” >”Shit, dude. Well, N and Uzi. I don’t consider them my parents at all. They’re a bunch of bastards, and liars.” >”Harsh. Why do you hate them so much? What did they do to you?” Akita asks. >”They said they were going to take me to the re-release of Revenge of the Sith, but then they forgot. It was…the worst thing they’ve ever done to me.” >”…” >”You’re serious? You gotta be fucking with us.” Negev says. >”It’s a better written reason than your shitty asylum arc.” said Beretta. >”Shut up, sis.” >”Maybe you should try being normal, like me, idiot, and then you won’t get thrown in the loony bin.” Beretta responded. >”Fuck off.”
>>324586 >N goes to his first day of work >Immediately "wrong neighborhood's" himself
But yeah, I thought Vicious' Femdrone's whole thing was trying to make more Ns. If anything Remmy should be complaining about how she neglects his sister to run a wierd sex factory.
>>324585 >"Ynow, Negev always talks about how she got locked in the loony bin" >"Somehow she forgets to mention how she tore her own oil lines out looking for flesh" >"Joke's on her, she's only got it in the midsection anyways"
>>324585 >Mac sighs as he leaves the crossover, returning to his room where a mere 6 horny ghosts await >When will someone understand his pain >Is there anyone who can comfort the too hot to handle?
>Somewhere in the world, sympathy pangs flow through Molli and Mylo >Probably just another tracking device in their breakfast
>>324585 >Colt ever accepting that Akita has issues with their parents >Holy hell, they'd probably at least try to move the moon and stars if she asked, and he'd be the one assigned to doing it
It is solely social pressure that prevents Colt from strangling her right here and now
>>324598 >>324585 >Colt trying to get Akita evicted because she's "straight-up not a Nuzi kid" >Told to shut up cause he's killing the vibe >"So what, half-siblings are allowed now? Are we gonna invite Hope to this?" >Cut to Geist hologramming Hope a fake body in his conspicuously absent chair
>>324608 >keet enjoys full day of high liquidity controlling anon >thanks him for the good time and slithers out >only, she missed a piece of biomass on the exit >now the WDAnon is keetpreggers
>>324616 Does Fuguedrone actually have a story yet? I keep hearing people talk about it, but I have yet to find an actual work of Fuguedrone prose fiction ANYWHERE.
if you had a worker drone version of yourself, what would you do with it, keep in mind that despite being you, it has all the instincts of a drone (natural desire for human affection, taste for blood, desperation for headpats, wireplay is like sex to it, etc)
>>324634 Damn, his life is going to be difficult. If we assume we're living in the Veteran AU just to make his existence as a drone possible, then it's not that bad overall: he'll live a fairly normal life, with the only problem being that he'll realize he's not original. I think it'll weigh heavily on him, so much so that he'll live far away from me just to avoid having me as a trigger.
I know what you're getting at, anon: yes. If he wanted to stay with me and be my bro, I would perform regular maintenance on him. I would try my best to keep his body functioning properly, I would study the drone's body structure thoroughly and try to gain technical knowledge from specialists. I would regularly clean its internals and replace worn-out parts, and I wouldn't feel an ounce of embarrassment, because for him it's a necessity, and for me it's caring for my bro. Yes, technically it would look like I'm fucking him, and he won't be able to help but feel aroused by it, but we would cross our hands in a truly heterosexual bro handshake and together say "no hono," and defend our shared honor.
>>324634 He’d basically go out of his way to remove those drone instincts. That’s assuming he doesn’t kill himself due to body dysphoria, he’d probably do everything in his power to escape the worker drone condition. Maybe try to modify himself to be as robotic as its possible while trying to change his mind to become a different person than the original. Maybe we’ll highlander it out. What about you op?
>>324646 There is that one drone mod using Androids, I adimt it should be using Asimov but there is actually a very funny bug in Androids expanded, they were never meant to have sex and so because drones are alowed to fall in love and want to clang with thier lover but they cannot go to sleep after sex so they will instead have sex with their partner untill that partner leaves the bed, very old pic rel, Dee drained Anon an avrage of 9 times per night
>"E? Have you seen my bowl of nitroglycerin anywhere?" >The disassembler grinds to a halt in the middle of pouring the stuff into the waiting maw of SD-S. >"Your wot?" >And not a moment later:
>>324669 >>324670 Okay, I just Googled it. The Simpsons was never my favorite show. I only watched it on TV as a kid when I had nothing better to do.
Although I admit, I liked Principal Skinner: he was a pretty funny character. Although I don't really remember what he did, so I can't say anything about what Buddy would be like if he played him.
>>324684 I actually couldn't think of many films where robots were the focus. One film that comes to mind is about a humanoid robot with rabbit ears who was being "trained" by criminals.
>>324687 Why does this robot dare to disobey its master? Anon, don't you hit her? Robots start to forget their place if you don't hit them from time to time.
>>324689 >Anon, don't you hit her I plead with her every night to not have to hit her with a whip, I still have to do it but not much, I only do like three light smacks on the bottomplate and I sometimes want to cry after that
>>324684 Robocop? I guess he's more of a cyborg >>324686 you're thinking of Chappie. but yeah, not a ton come to mind. there's Metropolis, Terminator, WALL-E, Robots... uh... that newish one, The Wild Robot...
>>324693 My wife dresses up as a maid and asks me to act like a mean boss towards her, punishing her for imaginary offenses. This wouldn't be so strange if she weren't a sentinel drone three heads taller than me and who fought in the bloodiest battles of the war.
I think this stems from her difficult past as a worker drone. We inflicted serious psychological trauma on the drones.
>AM doesn't hate Tessa >But he does hate that she's human >So he puts his annoyance and frustration with Chn to the side to make Tessa a superior drone body to place her consciousness into >Tessa will thank him for it, she doesn't know what's good for her
it has come to our attention that a bug in the most recent update for our Worker Drone line has caused a minor memory issue that erases all data related to the individual listed as the drone's main user. JCloud subscribers can restore from a saved backup, but unsubscribed customers will have to input the new data manually.
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>>324707 >among his most popular works is an entire series of videos where Pavo "clumsily" bumps off the other DD maids in a series of comically violent "accidents"
>>323928 (me) >>323957 (me) >while Yeva did indeed inherit her mom's monsterfucker gene, how trivial it would be for Geist to kill her instantly is just the second most attractive thing about him to her >she's most attracted to him because he's a childhood friend and a gentle, sensitive music nerd who, as she later discovers, cries from a mix of joy and feeling inadequate during the afterglow of their immoral makeouts
>>324710 (me) Semi-relatedly, I just realized how I picture Geist as a person: he's basically a male Bocchi, if Bocchi was a giant biomechanical eldritch centipede monster instead of being ridiculously prone to over the top catastrophizing.
>>324716 >He has to film POV shots of getting cucked >Pavo's newest invention is "letting" the cuck chair dweller get sloppy seconds only to shove them away at the last secondd
>>324732 >No monsters, except the silly kid friendly kind >Perferrably nothing from her own show >No clear child characters: she dosen't actually mind, but gets super wierd over them and has to be tard wrangled away
>>324732 lots of sanrio stuff. she's not picky or autistic over which character, she just thinks they're cute. she also has a strange affection for raggedy Ann and Andy
>>324734 Now that I think about it, there are a lot of greens where someone gets tail wrapped but I think this is the first one where this actually happens, guess I'm a pioneer on this front... and now I have an idea for a bloodplay green but I have to study FUCK!
>>324745 >she does in fact mean it exactly that way >her uterus grew wings and flew off into the night >she has good reasons to perfer being a drone, you know
>>324748 >Keet is now [NULL] and [VOID], always has been >Colt's life now 2000% better >N-tier personality and full on harem protag w his childhood friends >not everything's perfect, though >its lonely being an only child >too bad he dosen't have a sister or something >now time to investigate that wierd red thing he saw prowling around the wastes...
>>324751 >Arrow creature may be sister, but they aren't biologically related >matter of factly she's not technically related to Uzi either, she's more a homonculus than anything else >either way, anime logic mandates she join the harem >Uzi can't watch "Onii-Chan" anime anymore without dry heaving
>U-U are engaging in console war again >U-'s position near the tv has been compromised by missile fire from -U, who has holed up in the bathroom and taken cover from gunfire in an overturned bathtub >only the tv is free of damage, protected by mutual agreement >meanwhile, anon is in the kitchen trying to build a house of cards but it keeps toppling over whenever there's an explosion and because his nerves are frayed from the constant gunfire
>>324756 Just try, anon. I'm not good either and haven't drawn anything for a while cuz I'm for focus in writing. >>324758 Val and serial_designation_upsilon
I like to think that Uzi's oldest daughter, over the course of thirty years of teaching herself how to read and reading and learning speech by eavesdropping on people and probably also watching anime, is overly verbose and inclined towards pontificating. Or would she be more like Roy Batty than Adam Frankenstein? More succinct, but still clearly well-read and intelligent?
>>324765 What would you do when (you) drone would ask for uppies? What would you do if (you) drone asked you to open his maintainance hatch and clean his internals? How would you react to the moans in your voice as you do cable managment?
>>324773 It's his DJ name. And the name of the OVA Geist was named after. He watched it with his mom and grandma once because they have nothing but good things to say about it, but was mortified to find out the titular protagonist prevents the unstoppable genocidal killbot army from being released, then releases the unstoppable genocidal killbot army himself anyway because he ran out of anyone else to fight. >"Oh Robo-God... I gotta throw up..." [scurries off as fast as his Solverpede rib-legs can carry him] >"... Uzi, your son's a fucking wimp." >"Bite me, Mom."
grubs are something like brood parasites, as they seek out homes, factories, and other such locations with multiple drones, kill and devour one of said drones, then replace them
>>324777 >They still have standard grub size/appearance after they replace them, though >This results in the things rolling about the household with slightly different visor colors, talking about how much they love being the drone they just ate >The very smartest of their kind fashion little paper masks with crayons and scissors to blend in better >The solver probably could have given them bigger brains >Or, at the very least, a wider toolset to work with >It still works a surprising number of times though, if only because of the audacity/novelty
>>324402 True, but at the same time they'd be the ones who wake up from dreams where they're normal(-ish) drones like their siblings are to live in their disappointing realities.
I just read the dumbest edgiest and most pointless green ever. It was about puppy killing satanist nazis that rule the md galaxy and do evil shit to worker drones. It’s kind of funny in retrospective but the green wasn’t finished so it didn’t go anywhere much.
>>324775 >Geist doesn't actually mind the brutal deaths and bioflesh >After all, he's sees far gorier things from his own anatomy daily >It's not like he hasn't hologrammed drone deaths before too for theatre/improv, even if that seemed to get odd reactions out of his audience >Nah what horrifies Geist is the characters and setting:
>A world made ruin, where defeat and virtue are one and the same >Characters set up as sympathetic made utter failures, their most desperate efforts undone by beings utterly beyond their comprehension or ability to influence >Decades of efforts by hundreds of men discarded by something fundamentally more than they could ever be >A world seemingly full of people with hopes and dreams and plans nearly saved and then doomed on a whim, simply because no one could stop the 'hero' >Geist has no issue with monstrous villains or desperate straits, but this is simply horrible to contemplate
>... it also doesn't hurt that this ties into some musings Geist had about being born in different circumstances >Say, perhaps, while his dad was still on his "genocide grind" >knowing both his capabilities and his diet, the prospect of deploying both against his classmates feels... >unfortunate >He'll keep this problem to himself though >After all, it's not like mom ever had to deal with something like that
>>324786 I remember that one, that guy was dedicated as all hell! Wonder why he stopped writing them, last I remember it was finally starting to shift into "and then the Solver killed everyone" gear, seems a shame to stop writing right before a payoff like that.
Btw you the uploader? If so then great job. Mucho Gracias.
>>324790 Yeah just search up "Captain Noon" in the /co/ archives and it should drop you into one. They seemed a bit pointlessly dark but they were definitely building up to "solver war but morality swap."
>>324797 Not the other anon but yeah that's Oilrig's work. He even submitted it to a 40k fanzine and for some reason it was accepted. It even has tegaki-anon's art with it >https://litter.catbox.moe/u0z9uhc9cot853z4.pdf I only held onto this to laugh at it
>>324785 >Akita dreams of being metal/biomecha like her siblings, able to pretend as a drone through the same gimmicks they have >The prospect of being able to walk the outpost without people reflexively flinching makes her heart soar
>Colt dreams of being flesh/solvertouched the same way, wishing he had the strength and healing and simple capability of his siblings and parents, that he could be looked at as a full person next to them instead of some vase they have to guard >Maybe also having proof that he isn't adopted would be nice too, given that the only thing he even theoretically got from his parents is a propensity for seizures that neither one deals with. Might be nice to have some confirmation he actually wasn't the pity case he suspects.
>Geist just dreams of having feet >Legs he sort of gets, he's got the little crawlers on his main body after all, but the sort of balance and grace that bipedals all seem to have is hella impressive, and he has no idea how having the little rectangle hand-things at the end of a leg imparts that onto somebody >Sure deep down he might have desires towards hands that can become anything or wings or a proper torso with wires for play in it, but he likes to keep things realistic >Plus he's clearly never getting smaller, so thinking about something so asinine just serves to make him sad >World's made of glass, he'll never be able to even hug his siblings fully without breaking something, no point wishing otherwise
>>324805 >Khan concludes this makes the whole world a door >Imparts this wisdom onto his grandson, along with his pride >Said grandson realizes too late this isn't quite the case >He "scouted a spot" for a party and then had to leave early >His entire class got stuck in an air-pocket for a day before he remembered to pull them out >The cave ambiance WAS lit, though
>>324814 She's cute, but how do you actually get enough affection points to unlock that scene. I've been trying and failing her romance route as a human for the past several days.
>>324812 The Theatre >Massive space with inbuilt sound and lighting systems >Easily cleared and manipulated, at least by something that can rip every chair out in a heartbeat >Nobody notices stray cameras or projectors >Plus, simultaneously sitting back on the equipment AND the moving the big draping curtain around makes him feel badass >Hard as all gettout to invite enough people for the space to fill instead of looking wierd and empty though
I haven't seen my girlfriend Thalia for a while and Thad keeps insisting that he and I cuddle to help me feel better I feel like that'd be cheating but he says that it's totally normal for a human and a drone to cuddle when they're lonely, is this true?
>>324816 I once played a support human and managed to get her counter to 50, even though I was playing a radical human-centrist. I simply healed her at critical moments, but didn't go any further because it was ruining my RP.
>>324816 >Anon doesn't know >This is actually a molestation scene >The only way to clang her properly as a human is to confirm her beliefs that humans are impossible to oppose or avoid >You do this by forcing her through things she doesn't want, both lewd and not(this must take place after the quest about freeing her from Dr. Holly, or the mindbreak fails to land) >Eventually she has one final crying breakdown and accepts this as reality and you as her new owner
For what its worth you get a special epilogue choice about keeping her as a pet vs a wife, + you can 'romance' her simultaneous to a few other characters but yeah. If you want a sweet and/or wholesome and healthy romance with her you have to be a WD or Sentinel. The DD/Solver-Sapien romance does go hard on her lore/philosophy though.
>You actually CAN max affection with her as a human, the "affection limited" signs on her meter are lies >But what you can't do, no matter gender/hotness stats, is ever enter an explicit romance >She gets more caring by a lot, starts disagreeing with you more, and occasionally slips up by calling you a "drone" in combat/social interactions, but never actually initiates contact beyond (exceedingly rare and plot important) hugs >Even in the epilogue of you not romancing somebody else it just mentions that she "lives nearby," relationship between the two of you ambiguous as hell >Keep in mind you MUST destroy Dr Holly's research, all of it, if you want to get this epilogue: if you keep even part her affection meter drops from whatever it was to 50% and never goes higher again, so you can't befriend her AND get the Golden Ending >Still, the final pre-epilogue conversation between the two of you is heart-melting
Getting the "I trust you" and the big squeeze hug from her was the best part of my playthrough, dude, but admittedly tried this AFTER I got all the backstory lore from the other routs. Might be underwhelming if it's your first romance.
>>324806 >he'll never be able to even hug his siblings fully without breaking something Tentacle hugs and rib-leg hugs just aren't the same, not even human hand-tipped super long drone arm tentacles.
>>324844 >Geist knows what it is like to move his hand-tentacles >The sensation is analogous to fingers, with the further and finer variations on the end providing similar sensations as the tendril on the whole
>Geist has been told what it's like to move his claws >This sensation is, according to his mother, approximately analogous to arm movements >Stronger, fuller, sliding along harshly articulated joints and ultimately much more satisfying than the intentional manipulation of a tendril
>It makes sense, then, why he keeps instinctively defaulting to them when he makes emotive gestures >This does not make them any less strong >So, after certain incidents, Geist has trained himself to make use of his 'legs' instead, relatively more intimate than the tendrils as they may be >It's not quite as good as the ones he managed when he was younger or occasionally with mom, but it's close enough >He has no idea why his parents get so weird about him calling it a "leglock" though
>>324848 >They set up a time share >grub can incubate, but must leave enough biomass for parasite to keep growing >in exchange, parasite will give grub access to more areas of the host and occasional parasite flesh food >Solara has no idea what's going on under her skin, but she doesn't like it
>>324830 I once made her a slave in my evil playthrough, and the ending description gave me this: >"Elf continued to fulfill her hateful duty as a weapon of endless war. Even after your death, she refused to accept her fate and continued to pronounce your name, carrying the bloody glory of a hero of mankind. She will continue to spread your banner across the galaxy, until she receives the long-awaited reunion with you in hell."
>Going to sleep with Y cuddled up to you! >Feeling Y's wamrth as you fall asleep! >Listening to Y mumble in her sleep! "Anon...mein trusted officer's mattress...charge zat fortified position..." >Kissing Y on the screen!
>>324862 >Lizzy may or may not think a little too hard with her second brain sometimes >Occassionally tries to Ms. Robinson the big-grub >N wants to discourage it >But then he has to think about him and Uzi's age gap >So, for now, the flirting can stay >Yeva's feelings on the matter are a little more hostile >And as far as Uzi goes? >She's too happy her kid avoided inceldom to care
>The requests aren't ALWAYS lewd though >Sometimes she begs him to put on this wierd play she clearly wrote herself >One about a red-eyed variant of mom, judging by the hair and costume choices, teaming up with her self insert to save the day >Sometimes her insert ends up with the obvious aunt V stand in >Sometimes she ends up with red-eye >Sometimes it has a happy ending for everyone >Sometimes it's a tragedy >But no matter what happens, the red eyed drone makes it out alright >Geist has no idea what wierd repressed feelings she's dealing with and no desire to find out
>But he does get this odd sense, whenever he puts it on, that there's some third precence in the room with them >He's dismissed the flickers on the edges of his cameras as interference a long time ago
Harassing Masqy’s actor in public and trying to preposition her to say cheesy character lines when she really only does the gig to pay for student loans and would’ve rather have been on a generic cop show or a CW drama instead
>>324867 That fortification is dangerous to assault unprepreared, a spearhead assault requires a particular strength of will, one's moves must be sure and steady, the engagment will be prolonged and draining, and it's very easy for the oponent to counter attack, after which you will find yourself pinned (to the bed) for 9 hours with your spearhead having to withstand a lightning fast attack
>>324859 >"Officer please, it's not mind break if she literally can't comprehend the idea of disobeying me even beyond death, it's merely a change of viewpoint!"
KYS humanigger, literally all other races have more satisfying endings for BOTH sides of the morality spectrum. You know the devs just wrote that "and then humankind went on to win forever" BS just because the executive focus groups had a tantrum, right?
>>324870 You shouldn't command the entire front line single-handedly, anon. A good commander isn't one who leads every soldier personally, but one who can trust his captains to lead his men to victory. Look at your officers, look into their determined eyes, thirsting for the glory of battle. Give them that glory, achieve them, and let them bring you victory.
>>324806 >Colt is basically one of those World of Darkness dhampirs, who's WEAKER than normal humans as a result of being part-vampire to prevent badwrongfun
>>324871 Bro just go do the secret ending path where you crouch in a ditch of drone corpses and catch the solver deamon before it enters a host so the solver apocalypse never happens, there is actually a lot of content in that path after the updates because so many people bitched it was just a joke at first
>>324872 If you're talking about Phi and Jane then they are out of the question, they don't want to leave the basement and whenever I go there to bring them food/water/oil they ask me to whip them, they also refuse to let me release them from the stockades Y put them in
>>324877 Uh, no, I was talking about your feelings and all that. When you're having sex, you need to turn off your brain and let your inner animal do all the work. Millions of years of evolution aren't like internet pickups: this thing knows what to do.
>>324875 Kek >If original and variant Colt ever met, they would utterly loath one another >The sheer salt outpouring between the two could season all surviving humans and then some
>Pick the Earthborn start, play the prologue as an anti-JCJ pro-drone activist with mechanic skills >Find Elf broken down in the park and repair her, be nice to her without giving orders and make your disestablishmentarian tendencies obvious (her affinity won't change at all, but the choices are logged) >Get caught by corporate police and sent to cryo-prison, play that as normal because basically any outcome gets your pod dropped on Copper-9 >Beeline to the Sentinel FOB, encounter Sentinelf This is how you unlock the best Elf route as a human. As a bonus, being anti-JCJ from the outset makes it easy to turn J into her Anti form, which is probably her funniest path.
>>324878 Sentinels have a couple of variants too, mostly dependent on exactly how they overtake human and worker society and whether those two survive the process. They also have the most chatacter/party dependent endings but those aren't explicitly codified one way or another(though Hunter's is definitely a major downer)
>>324881 >the Empress Uzi timeline's Colt is envious of Blu's timeline's Colt because Blu's Colt only has one neurotic autismo sibling giving him agita instead of four and his version of Mom isn't nearly as bueno >Blu's Colt is envious of Empress Uzi Colt because he has a brother he can chill with
>Colt realizes that he’s not the “Beretta” or even the “Mac” of his world >He’s Negev >As a result he is forever doomed to never do anything cool, dramatic, or heroic, instead destined to solely provide snarky comments and meta commentary
>>324885 >It would be two brothers, but even Blue's Colt isn't going to hold "wants not to hang out with the giant" against Empress' >Empress' actually has nothing against Geist's form, it just triggers his crippling inferiority complex to be around him >He has absolutely no idea how Blue's Colt can detect that, but feeling inferior to his literal clone was the last thing he wanted out of this conversation
>even MORE human exclusive content in my drone game >because apparently they can't be satisfied with the absolute bevy of bullshit, including FIVE different ways in OTHER RACE'S ENDINGS to come back to prominence from near extinction, that they've been given already >literally stop Solver-Sapiens, who have gotten exactly zero love since the TWO characters in the "Alternate timelines" DLC, three if you count the Uzi variant, from existing entirely >but for some reason DDs are still a thing???
>>324883 I once wanted to get the "rogue servitor" achievement, and it turned out that sentinel drones declared an imperium of man, but at the same time turned humans into biotrophs. I don't even think that's a bad ending: after all, humanity is safe. Even if as slaves.
>>324892 >all the positions at the Solver Borger not filled by his siblings are held by Geist, via holograms >all of them >he only gets one salary despite this
>>324892 One instance of all, or all from all timelines?
>perhaps this wasn't such a good idea >managing 2 colts, 3 keeters, and goodness knows how many kinds of Arrow creature can strain even an eldritch being's sanity >opening day is a complete clusterclang as the customers fail to distingiush any of the Arrows from each other >the Colts are fighting in the break room >Geist and the Negevs are discussing the nature of reality in the parking lot >you think you saw them smoking an Arrow but you're too busy trying to wrangle the abortion into doing anything useful to be sure >at least one Mac is banging someone in the supply closet, by the NULL you hope it's one of the customers >even the Berettas look competent by comparison >wait, how many did you start shift with? >dammit to assimilation, you are NEVER doing this again
>>324897 AAAAAAAAAAH, WHY DO LIQUIDATORS EXIST IN THE SOLVERLESS TIMELINE? WHY DOES ALL THE OTHER SUPERNATURAL BULLSHIT JUST PACK UP AND LEAVE WITHOUT A TRACE? WHY WAS THERE SO MUCH FOCUS ON THE WORKER REBELLION GETTING ABSOLUTELY SENTINELED INTO THE GROUND? WHY GLITCHWORX WHY?
>>324902 She's hybridized with human DNA giving her a more humanlike anatomy. Also it's a Patreon drawing so the artist probably didn't look too deeply into what the distinctions between male and female disassembly drones is supposed to look like.
>>324906 >Geist may not be a dissembly twunk, but he sure can make it seem like he is >the only thing is, at least judging by the one time he visited, that's not ONLY what the customers want >nightmares of being forced to help others eat off a projection of his father's backplate haunt him
the Solver War skinpack for Drone Demolition is a total scam the only alt skin to get new voice lines is Molly and all she gets are the typical V model DD lines fed through an AI voice changer if you bought it you are a fag
>JC understands the potential though yet untapped economic and political weight of the disaffected middle aged female drone demographic >which is why he wears his Hooters shorts one size too small >Customers love to “accidentally” touch his crotch bulge >But anything is worth constructing positive relations with future constituents
>>324894 >"slaves" >literally describes them as pampered and beloved >humans not forced to work, fight, research, or do anything at all >hell, they don't even have to love the sentinels, judging by the images in the ending slides >the devs don't even go all the way with the pet metaphor by having them set up "custom breeds" of person, they just have them treat humans like free-range cats
Alright you disingenuous bastard but I KNOW you didn't think that of the WD "tables turned" ending. Crap, I think the Rogue Servitors one STILL had WDs enslaved/casually destroyed at the end too. Don't pretend that ending is anything less than someone's fully automated luxury gay communism/dommy-mommy state fetish.
>>324909 >All he has to do to avoid alienating the rest of his customer base is avoid public nudity >But the shorts are so tight >And the priceing structure so clever >And there are SO many tips changing hands >Slowly his Jnetics see him rise to half mast >He knows if it hits full he's done for >Now all that's left to do is pray he didn't inherit ALL his mom's jobbery
>>324911 >Auntie Cyn watches all this jobberism with glee >She pulls out a checklist >She crosses out “Sexy and ditzy, yet endearing” >Meanwhile JC spills yet another ranch cup on his junk
Gotta be honest, when I came up with Geist using his dronesonas for callbacks to the episode 2 improv stuff, I wasn't thinking of him as a wannabe actor. I was just thinking of it as him talking to himself to feel less lonely. Like how he also uses his dronesonas to give himself hugs.
>>324923 >Like how he also uses his dronesonas to give himself hugs. Uzi, observing this through one of her own Solverpede camera eyes: "This is probably mine and N's fault."
>>324934 >"Listen, he's fine, ok? We held him a lot as a baby" >"I mean, not very often AFTER that, and mostly to move him places, but still" >"This is probably just a him thing" >"Not our problem" >"Right?"
>>324846 >>324850 If it's inside I'll have to think about it like i said the concept is underdeveloped but you can look at : >>324858 for now though they missed some details like hivemind clones. If it's outside unless you wear some kind of protection like hazmat suit you can't touch her without fungal growths that'll be lethal unless you have regeneration.
> Be me, Anon. >Early morning, a few weeks ago. > Walking my cat when I see it attacking a bird-like creature. >"Bad cat." I sprayed him with water. > Came back half an hour later after, it’s still there? > Hasn’t moved but it’s clearly alive and hurt. > Was about to leave it there, but something stirs inside me and I decide I should do something. > Take a photo and send it to an acquaintance who’s a biologist. > Can’t remember the species name, but he says it’s a bird that almost never stops flying, probably got dehydrated from the heat and fell to the ground. And it drinks vomit. > I pick it up, it tries to bite me but it’s not strong enough to hurt. > Bring it to my apartment, treats it's injury and give it some drone oil(close enough) using a bottlecap. > It hesitates at first but eventually starts drinking. > Drinks three bottlecaps before stopping. > He says the only way to help is to go somewhere high and launch it into the air. >There's a chance it may just so fall, so be careful. > Go up to the top of my building, fifth floor. > Throw it with all my strength. > It flap it's wings a few times. >I was worried that it may fall into a gruesome fate. >then suddenly opens its wings more wider and starts to fly. > I stay watching until I lose sight of it over the horizon. >I watched in awe, the bird flying with absolute freedom. > I live a meaningless life consumed by work. >But the fact that I gave a little guy a chance to fight and survive. >Filled me with hope. >I wish I had the same freedom you had. >But I hope you’re doing good as well, my friend.
>>324954 >The pidge flies free >It can now continue its endless search for V booty >Yes, nothing can stop this lesbian-seeking missile now >Except these distracting signals it keeps picking up from a "Jane human" somewhere
>>324957 No, if I drew this fucker I would be racing to the Booru as we speak. This is just something I stumbled across on pintrest. For what it's worth I have no idea who it belongs to either
>in the "main" post-canon timeline, Doll stays hidden from Uzi for years because she thinks she'd be a burden on her and Uzi has to seek her out in her mind palace once she learns she's still around >in the Empress Uzi timeline, Uzi LARPing as Leto II in public is so fucking embarrassing that Doll stops being so self-deprecating and drops in on Uzi to be the Ghost of Christmas Robo-Jesus Stop Being So Fucking Cringе And Find A Healthier Coping Mechanism For What You Are Now Think About How Humiliated Your Children Are
>>324961 >Uzi, after nearly pasting Doll across the floor (surprise and intimidation are a bad idea against a goddess, go figure) actually agrees and breaks down crying >She reveals between sobs that she realized how bad an idea this was sometime around first meeting the humans, but is in way, WAY too deep to back out now >How the hell would she even do that? >Where would she start? >It's not like she can puke up the Solver or anything, and it's not like the remnants of Solver War forces on EITHER side would listen to her if she did >She figured "owning it" about her form/powers would just be hype moments and aura farming in a palace at the bunker doors, not being a symbol of state power >Now she's stuck putting on her buenomaxxing omniscient-goddess act and showing off like a dancing monkey whenever a big infrastructure project finishes >She's got six kids, Doll, SIX >And ALL of them have to take ballroom dancing lessons, because the complete Skinnoids at the Federation won't leave the Victorian Era alone! >The worst part is she has some idea of human tactics and weapons now, and she knows they would ABSOLUTELY try to kill her if they even remotely thought they could get away with it >The whole thing basically turns into a venting session between the confused ghost and the sad, sad young goddess, with occasional bouts of fury over all the retarded minutia of running a semi-functional government >Doll still disagrees that this started because of "STUPID V" and her advice to "read a book for once," though, that's still on Uzi >Pic very much related
>>324973 fwiw my interpretation of Empress Uzi was that Uzi doesn't actually run anything except her vampire minions, and the whole LARP is purely an exercise in trying to feel better about being an abomination. Of course, the humans don't know that she isn't actually ruling Copper-9 as its God-Empress (at least, Uzi's pretty sure).
>>324975 Giving Uzi hugs! Telling her she's not a monster! Stroking her 'pede tummy! Helping her see she's worthy of being loved! Getting her to repair her relationship with her father and mother!
>>324961 In my original idea of the Empress timeline, Doll lives in Uzi's mind palace and occasionally talks through Uzi's pharyngeal jaw (as do Cyn and Tessa).
>>324975 That too. The last humans are scared shitless of Uzi.
>>324973 >Uzi has six kids >She asks Doll what she thinks that means >Doll (forma de drona) has no idea what the hell she's going on about >Uzi "sex makes babies" Doorman starts full on ranting, going into tremendous detail about the amount of "stress relief" N has had to provide since this started and the tremendous amount of positions, timings, fetishes, and toys they've had to use to keep things interesting >Apparently they had Colt because they wanted at least ONE child to be intentional >Doll isn't sure whether to be disgusted, aroused, or some kind of honored that she would share this with her >Either way she's making sure NONE of this gets back to Rebecca >Unless she needs a bribe
>>324978 >Uzi has to use one of her camera eye things to talk with anyone who pops out of her mouth, since it's otherwise hard to talk with something in her throat
Once the older two of her brothers become fairly well-known for their work, Beretta using the fact she's their big sister to try to make potential normalfag friends think she's cool (and failing miserably in the process)?
>>324975 To be fair, running the vampire minions + addressing human complaints kind of IS ruling Copper-9, as that makes Uzi the default authority over both the planet + its entire ruling class (especially since it's J running essentially all administrative affairs) AND national dealings with outsiders. Like it or not using that kind of authority puts you in charge, and she effectively IS ruling the planet albeit in a medieval king/lordship style. It doesn't hurt that seeing sentinel drones + all of Solver War Humanity's other BS deployed during meetings would probably snap her out of her "this is all LARP and I don't need to try too hard" mindset real quick.
>>324986 >especially since it's J running essentially all administrative affairs J is also Uzi's personal jester, whom she humiliates for her own sick pleasure. Uzi's greatest insult to J was to bestow upon her a pair of enormous supple tits, which have a tendency to suddenly and inexplicably lactate during meetings.
The polar vortex and plummeting temperatures means more drone cuddles to stay warm. Rumors that HoDR is assembling massive engines on one side of the planet to migrate it to a farther, colder orbit are conspiracy theories.
>>324991 >She's suddenly getting all kinds of attention from the human dignitaries though >She has no idea why, but she's sure it has to do with her professionalism under fire >These humungus homonogungas she's been cursed with will only get in the way of her future human hugs
>>324950 Comrade, I ask you to take back your words, otherwise I will write a denunciation of you to the party and you will be expelled from the Komsomol.
>>324983 >She's been thinking of emptying out the whole "soul collection" the Solver's got going on, but the process is as slow as it is unpleasant >She essentially has to dry heave up every single soul she wants released, individually >Plus Cyn keeps trying to bite her with the inside mouth while she does it, and effectively battling your tongue makes it hard to focus on anything
>>325007 >He doesn't know It's just one man on a mission mate or, at least, everything not from the last 2 threads or so is. Give thanks for the anon but do not expect to understand his madness.
>J finds herself forced to attend an important meeting in less-than-encompassing clothing, cause Uzi thought it would be funny >In the midst of getting a coffee she finds her pegs unbalanced by her new weights >She trips bad, spilling her heaving Jits out of her dress and over the ground >She prepares for the HR citation of the century >Surprisingly, it never comes >For some reason the humans were all very forgiving about her mishap >They even helped her stuff her bosom back in her clothes! >Ah, the wonders of humanity never cease to amaze
>>325016 Ah, anon it's very simple, you see >buy the Sentinel Conversion DLC >interact with the mechanics in the cover art holy shit
If your tiny human playing brain can't figure out where the DLC area is, then just watch a DD avatar do a lore/secrets stream. They may not be worker/sapien patricians but they at least they put SOME effort into learning the game instead of demanding buffs from the devs every update cycle so one should be able to guide you through.
As for the Rogue Servitors ending I'll actually give you that one because the unlock process is AIDS: if playing a human you have to recruit either a full party of sentinels or sentinel Harper specifically, raise their affection level to max, and then beat the game using a full sentinel party WITHOUT showing any "signs of competence." What are signs of competence you might ask? Only >landing the last blow on an enemy >using any body-blocking or aggro diverting abilities >healing your sentinel allies in combat >gaining XP from combat, yes actually Thankfully most of these requirements can be waived for a particular encounter by having your MC downed at any point during it, but frick if it's not frustrating having a full slot of deadweight to carry around all game. Anyways for the epilogue on an otherwise normal rout you'll get the whole "humans clearly can't take care of themselves, so we'll take care instead" speech and the Rogue Servitor special cutscenes will start from there. I would say good luck but then the devs would nerf the worker endings again
>>325019 >one would think maxxing Harper's affection and starting a romance would cuck your poor bro Dronanon >the devs foresaw this problem >you see, Dronanon has a unique ending flag where, if Harper's romance has been triggered, one of the characters flagged as living will have their sprite randomly assigned to his ending slides which talk about his happy and peaceful marraige >the only problem is, the devs accidentally included ALL living characters as available for this flag >cue Dronanon being reported married to Uzi, Khan, Cyn (because tail form still flags as alive, it just reuses the main host's sprite), Harper herself and, in one recorded instance, Sophie >naturally this greatly disturbed the poor players out for Harper Hugs, and so an emergency patch was rolled out as soon as the bug was discovered >naturally every other player thought the whole thing hillarious and rioted over the bug's patching, resulting in a new rollout that kept the system but flagged away both "ineligable" charachters like children and already married characters >this still leaves him the chance to crash in like a meteor and ruin otherwise ambiguous relationships like the V/Lizzy epilogue, but it's close enough to a solution to keep both sides happy
>>325024 Don't worry I started taking combat stimulants that will keep me awake, and Y says she likes the taste and that now my blood makes her feel warm on the inside >>325025 Nah... but she's not going to let go of me for a few hours, gonna be hard to make breakfast for myself while she's hugging me and demanding that I give her uppies and headpats
>>325042 >The battle is in full swing >Ivory took too much damage and her health bar dropped below average >Select your character, human mechanic >Your special ability has been charged >Click on Ivory >Cutscene begins >Your character approaches Ivory. She's so bige, she towers over him like a mountain >He stands next to her and grabs her hip >*Kiss* >Ivory's health bar rises to maximum >All drones on your team receive the "Determination" buff >A disassembly drone on the enemy team receives the "Envy" debuff
>You’re on a path in the woods, and at the end of that path, is a cabin. >And in the basement of that cabin is a drone. >You’re here to slay her, if you don’t, it will be the end of the world.
>>325011 It has always ever been one anon shouldering the preservation of greens at any given time. just be glad this one ain't lazy about actually uploading them
>Fun Morning OC Facts: Another part of being a Solverpede Geist dislikes: his body shape (serpentine body, riblike legs coming out of the edges of his belly) means that he can't wear non-neckwear clothes like everydroney else can. >Among the extremely few articles of clothing he does have are scarfs his spinster Auntie V has crocheted for him sometimes for Christmas (another Fun Morning OC Fact: his birthday falls on Christmas, which did not help his parents' initial concern when he was born that he might be the Robo-Antichrist). His favorite is a red one she made when he was still finitely long. >If the writer of this Fun Fact had come up with this idea when he was writing that initial green about him, he would have included Geist throwing it off when he realized that he was officially having an immoral makeout session with his childhood friend the daughter of his homeroom teacher, right there on the floor of a long-disused high school bathroom.
Remember: all human men who walk through the murder drone ghettos WILL get raped by V model murder drones and they will NTR your drone wife if they find out about her Always carry a UV light stun gun on your person
>>325059 You could do it in a power point. I wonder if J would make a Tessa dating simulator that is big powerpoint with the dialogue options sending you to different slides.
>Be me human adventurer >Travel the lands with my golem E >Take a wrong turn somewhere and end up in a thick forest >A thick branch snags my golem's helmet >That face when she scolds me for being a silly goober that couldn't read a map to save his life >Have to get carried to Jensenburg, feels odd man
>one of my classmates just complimented Grandma's cat ear headphones >she's ranting about how they're wolf ear headphones in front of everydroney >Dad's gotten into my head with his *droney language >some of them have their phones out and are recording her for their cringе compilations >they're also recording my reaction for their cringе compilations >fml
>>325102 You don't need clarity to see that, hell you don't even need eyes, Cyn will use her powers to broadcast the spectacle to everyone in a 5Km radius
>>325090 There are two possible outcomes: >We separate, pretending we've never seen each other before, and now, for the rest of her life, V will dream of me holding hands with the drone who should be her.
>The next morning, I'll discover I no longer have a worker drone wife, nor am I allowed to leave the house.
>>325113 I prefer the cute wallflower types, worker, disassembler or sentinel isn't really that important as long as they have a nice smooth chestplate.
>he has a sentinel drone in his party You didn't beat the game. Literal pay-to-win DLC for retards who can't play RPGs. Hope you enjoyed spending $25 so you can dress Pavo in a maid uniform and jerk off to his wobbly ass every cutscene. Devs will never improve the game as long as sentinel-whales keep buying sentinelslop for a premium.
A big, strong woman with a beautiful figure, the size to crush my head between her thighs without the slightest effort, and most importantly, she strives to use that strength for the good of others, not to be a bitch.
In general, sentinel drones can be called the most accurate archetype of everything that I like, especially machines that serve humanity, and do not play the typical James Cameron card.
>>325118 >>325120 >He doesn't pirate the game and the DLC >He doesn't install mods Two good goys I see, now excuse me, I need to do the Sentinel Femdubs and Worker Drone Pavo threesome route
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I have no idea why I made such an effort for a little joke. But, look at the cat dance! Had to make it a lot smaller and low quality to upload it here.
>>325126 Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Holy shit that is so cool! Great work! >Write and Calm down God I wish, I have the mother of all headaches right now
>>325113 I think I would get along best with canon Teli but my favorite drone is Elf, as a character I mean. Still E and labor bots have been growing on me.
>>325139 Just, never sign in to anything? Holy shit FUCK signing up with a Microkike account for windows 11, the day I can't bypass that shit, I'll be forced to use the Tux.
>>325174 There's a market for everything, even gilfs. Add that to the fact drones do not physically age, and we get cases like this nigga here >>325121 Speaking of, who's besto hagfu?
>>325177 my hick deer wife my beloved UNF!!!! Those warm eyes of hers remind me of the color of sodium vapor lighting that you used to see outside in street lamps before everything went LED
>>325182 Modeling and animation reasons most definitely, behind the scenes show that the modelers used a lot stretch and squash technique to make the characters look what they needed to look like in the final product. I love imagining Alice shrugging so low and having her arms in relax mode because she always seems so calm and at the same time on high alert, you can see it in the eyes!
>>324742 None that we know of from canon (if Uzi beingvtempted by oil in Doll's room doesn't count, after all that was b4 Uzi's first concious use of AS) >>324743 In a cannibalizing, parts-repurposing sense yes, not in a literal one