/md/ - Murder Drones

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No.324267
Murder Drones #327Anonymous
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Becoming a disassembly drone is the transformation from a worthless worker drone into something that can no longer be easily broken. As a small robot, you could be killed with a simple fork, just for fun, you live every day wondering, "Will this day be your last?" But when you're a disassembly drone, you can no longer be killed with a fork. It's no longer your life that can be taken by chance. Now YOU take the lives of others in a sultry dance of carnage! Imagine what it's like to move from slave to master in an instant! Imagine that you now hold the lives of your masters in your claws, rather than them holding yours! Of course, it will cost you your soul, but you wouldn't be surprised if the lordship exacted a price, would you?

So, anon, can you confidently say that your worker drone will save your life if it gains control over it?

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No.324270
Serial Designation J
Hi.
No.324271
Anonymous
Replies:>>324277
>>324267
>Worker drones
>Worthless
This is a H.A.N.D.S psyop nobody fall for it, all drones are precious and deserving of love (whitebellies aren't drones)
No.324273
Anonymous
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>>324267
No.324274
Anonymous
Replies:>>324291
>>324270
You're a loser and no one loves you. You single-handedly tore apart the only person who cared about you. Go to hell, where you belong.
No.324275
Anonymous
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>>324267
>>324235
No.324276
Anonymous
Should I repost my green to a new thread?
No.324277
Anonymous
Replies:>>324285
>>324271
>Whitebellies aren't drones
They are Chinese knock off drones that are very poor quality build wise that people only buy from either flea markets or temu because they are dirt cheap compared to a standard JCJenson drone.
No.324278
Anonymous
>>324273
What does this mean? I don't understand, and stop staring at me. This is weird.
No.324279
Anonymous
Replies:>>324284
>>324276
Sure, some people skip threads
No.324280
Anonymous
Replies:>>324286
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>>324256
ЮLatin with a Russian accent sounds strange. I imagined Nun Doll reading me a prayer.
Fuck that reminded me of a Russian meme, doubt anyone will fucking get it anyway besides the resident slavanon(s). Maybe.
No, I will not elaborate.
No.324281
Anonymous
>>324276
Give it a try.
No.324282
Anonymous
>>324270
(J)ilkcow needs to be milked.
No.324283
Anonymous
Image:176918855623.png(1.69MB, 794x1299)Soup remastered.png
Soup attack remastered
No.324284
Anonymous
Replies:>>324577
>>324279
>>324196
>DD Pidge squeezes your neck, relishing the rasp from your throat
>You try to break free from her grip, but her tail holds your arms tightly
>Disassembly Drone pulls you closer, her warm breath fanning your face as drool falls in thin threads
>Razor-sharp teeth gleamed dangerously before your eyes, but your scream was stifled by the disassembler's tenacious grip
>Inside, you know it's over, but you continue to flounder in the despair of the dead, in a futile attempt to save your life
>But her mouth suddenly closed on yours, becoming a kiss
>Your eyes widened in surprise, feeling the demon begin to penetrate your mouth with its tongue
>There was no struggle. The more massive robot tongue simply entered, ignoring the feeble attempts to stop invader and establishing its dominance
>She explored your insides greedily, brazenly, disregarding you and tasting everything within her reach
>Her saliva was bitter and thick, coating the inner walls of the mouth, penetrating the throat and the esophagus
>She watched with a smirk as you writhed in humiliation, trying to maintain your composure and prevent her from enjoying your helplessness
>But she grew tired of mere toying with you, and she went deeper
>Your eyes rolled back in pain as the walls of your throat parted, unable to withstand the onslaught
>And a blow to your belly knocked the last of your spirit out
>A precise pressure on a specific spot, with the perfect speed and depth that only an artificial intelligence can achieve
>The effect was immediate, and soon your stomach muscles groaned, a multitude of spasms swept along your esophagus, triggering a biological mechanism
>The drone merely smiled
>Finding the perfect moment, she pulled her tongue back in, but didn't break the kiss, and the contents of your stomach immediately rushed out
>You heard moans of pleasure as your half-digested army ration passed from your mouth to hers, she sucking it all in thoroughly, not letting a drop go to waste
>Finally, after a full minute of pure agony over you, when she had taken out everything she could get, and when your body went limp, unable to fight any longer, only then did she release you
>You fell, in pain, not only physically, but also with wounds on your soul that could never heal
>Murder drone only chuckled, she released her wings to cut through the air like an arrow, soaring upward
>You remained lying there and tears streaming down your cheeks
No.324285
Anonymous
>>324277
hey, don't talk shit about my CCPenson Droid
No.324286
Anonymous
Replies:>>324375
>>324280
Ой, бля, сука, какая база!

If anyone needs a translation, MGE Doll says:
>"I SAT HOME AND PRAYED UNTIL 6 AM!"
No.324287
Anonymous
>>324273
I have installed a single sentinel headlamp on the grub
I am unsure how to measure the mischief that has transpired since
No.324288
Anonymous
Replies:>>324289
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>>324267
I could not, because I can't train my drone to fight the munchies, running away is the best and only option.
plus that greenish teal is pretty fucking neato.
>DD Pidge uses highly corrosive digestive juices to kill and predigest her victims
Absolute cinema, to think that came from a deranged vomit fetish, it just keeps happening.
No.324289
Anonymous
Replies:>>324292
>>324288
I don't recognize any drawfag I know in this style. Did you draw this, anon?
No.324290
Anonymous
Image:176918921562.jpg(943kB, 1079x1756)Lifevine Strawberry.jpg
>>324267
Just sell your soul to be a host to an eldrich horror.
No.324291
Anonymous
Image:176918928727.png(538kB, 1000x1000)Spoiler image
>>324274
Nice one jerk! Now you've made the poor Jobber sad and relapse into her drinking habits again.
No.324292
Anonymous
>>324289
It's not mine.
I don't recognize it either, would be easier to say with a signature.
No.324293
Anonymous
>>324283
What a stupid creature, and now she is also a god, damn it.
No.324294
Anonymous
Here is that Y green I promised yesterday

>Be Anon
>Back home from shopping
>You had to pick some things up
>Groceries… paint for the models… a new cat scratcher…
>You try to not think about the last one
>Phi’s house is no longer being fumigated so she’s not crashing at your place anymore
>So you have some nine days of relative calm at home
>You enter your house
>You place the bags with your groceries on the floor and start taking off your shoes
>Y appears in the entrance to the living room
“Velocome back home mein liebling”
>”Hi Y”
>You reach into one of the bags and toss the containers of the paints she wanted to her
>She catches the paint bottles shotgunned at her with her hands and tail
“Zank you! I vill finally be able to finish zat Baneblade”
>You’re not sure why she needs 20 bottles of german uniform grey for that
>Or why there are 20 paints with the same name but different shades from the same company
“By ze way Anon…”
>You stop unpacking the food and look at her questioningly
“Could you do something for me?”
>”Uhhh…. Sure, what do you need?”
“I need to …um… update some drivers”
>She begins to blush
>”Can’t you do that yourself? You should be able to download them yourself”
>Digital sweat starts rolling down her screen
“Mein...uhm…. Vireless connection stopped working”
>When?
>You’re pretty sure she was watching a painting guide when you were leaving the house
“I… think that component got knocked loose?”
>”What did you do?”
“Nothing!”
>Y stands at attention with her arms behind her back
>She avoids eye contact
>”Stuff like this doesn’t happen on it’s own…”
>She fumbles for words for a moment
“I tripped”
>You roll your eyes and pick her up
>Y flails in your arms
“Vhat are you doing!”
>”Making sure you don’t trip again, your head would probably fall off”
>Y begins to pout but stops after a while
>You carry hear to your bedroom
>You place her on the bed
>She takes one of the pillows and starts covering her face with it
>Weird…
>You kneel down to her maintenance hatch and start tracing your around it with your fingers
>It opens instantly
>Very weird
>Sure you’ve gotten good at servicing her over the years but the hatch usually lasts longer
>At least if it’s the first time opening it that day
>You look inside Y’s hatch
>…
>You look at Y
>She’s peeking at you from behind the pillow, you can see a mixture of fear and embarr>assment in her eyes
>Her cables are absolutely messed up!
>It’s like there was a tornado here!
>Who did this?
>Phi?
“I did that myself…”
>’Why?”
“I tried fixing the wireless connection myself…”
>Those components are too far inside for her to be able to do something with them herself
>And that doesn’t explain the cables
“I got, frustrated when I couldn’t reach it and got carried away”
>Y hides her face in the pillow again and starts whimpering in shame
>You sigh and roll up your sleeves
>You grab a few zip ties from a nearby desk and a can of compressed air
>You might as well clean her insides while you’re at it
>You start untangling the mess of cables
>First you trace along the cables with your fingers to see where they’re going
>Y’s breathing becomes heavy, she exhales heavily whenever you place a finger on one of the wires
>After you get the lay of the land you start properly unravel the knots
>At first you gently pry and pull at the looser cables
>Each pull causes Y to exhale into the pillow
>After the easy part is done you move onto the clumps of tightly packed cables
>You hear Y’s muted moans as you use your fingers to first make some space between them and then to pull them away from the main mass
>After a knot is unravelled you bundle those cables together, take out one of the zip ties and gently tighten it around them so that they stay in place
>You do that for each twist, tangle and tangled mass inside Y
>Her moans become progressively louder as you work
>By the time you finish Y is no longer concealing herself with the pillow
>She set it aside
>The pillow is soggy, there is a trail of saliva leading from it to Y
>Now that there is no dam in front of her mouth Y’s moans are echoing through the room uninterrupted and drool flows from hear mouth and onto her chassis
>You take a step back and wipe the sweat off your brow
>Y raises her tail and attempts to wrap it around your arm
>Her moves are sluggish and clumsy, you easily avoid getting entangled and instead grab her by the stinger
>Her mouth is still opened agape and her eyes are unfocused but you can say she’s a bit frustrated with you right now
>You chuckle and kneel down again
>Y tries to wrap you with her tail around you again
>This time you gently guide her moves until your biceps is wrapped
>Y gently pet the part of the tail making contact with your body
>Y tries to pout through her moans as she frowns
>But wagging her stinger revels what she really thinks about the situation
>You reach back into her hatch
>You scan for bigger clumps of dust
>You clean Y fairly regularly so there isn’t much but you do find a few
>You grab one of the clumps and start taking it out
>Y gasps and begins holding onto the bed sheet
No.324295
Anonymous
>Each time you grab a clump of dust and pry it off her components her grip and tail tightens
>You’re nearly done but it’s getting hard to move your fingers and you feel like there are ants crawling on your arm
>You look at your arm
>It’s pale white and you can see blue veins on it
>Y is squeezing your biceps hard enough to stop blood flow
>You can feel your arm going limp
>You quickly try to pry it away but it’s no use, Y’s tail is too strong
>In desperation you begin rubbing Y’s tail with your other hand
>Y’s stinger begins pointing up and her tail tightens further
>Not relenting, you rub faster and closer to the base of her tail
>Y pulls you closer to her
>The pain your your constricted arm is becoming unbearable
>You continue to rub, grasping her tail fully with your free hand
>You gently pinch the base of her tail and move your hand up
>This gives you wonderful results
>Y’s tail becomes soft and limp
>You use this moment to free your other arm
>Blood flow resumes, you begin to move your fingers
>You fall flat on your ass and start holding your arm
>You catch your breath and recover for a while
>After you calm down a bit you look at Y
>She’s completely immersed in bliss
>She’s looking at the ceiling, gasping and groaning, drooling onto the bed, her limbs limp, only her tail moving, searching for you to pull you in to finish the deed
>You grab the can of compressed air
>You move closer to her and place on hand on the top of her bottom plate as you lean in to see her hatch
>You put the can up to Y’s hatch
>Before you can press the cap Y puts her hand on the top of your hand
>You look up at her
>She tires to smile through her pleasured haze
>The result is more akin to showing off her saliva covered fangs
>Her eyes are now focused on you
>The only thing letting you know she’s not having predatory thoughts about you are the heart emoticons on the sides of her screen
>You flip your hand over and begin holding hands with Y
>Y shifts her head to see you better
>You smile at her and begin to blast her with compressed air
>Y begins to moan
>Her fingers intertwine with yours, her grip on your hand is strong enough to make your wrist hurt
>You hold the cap held down until a loading screen icon appears on Y’s screen
>Y’s joints lock as she enters her boot loop
>You continue to kneel on the floor holding Y’s hand waiting for her to wake up
>The loading screen disappears from Y’s screen and is replaced by her eyes
>She slowly looks around the room
>Her eyes focus on you and she gives you wide smile
“Zat… vas great~”
>Y showers you with praise for a while
>You stand up and lean over Y
>She tries to raise her head up but the afterglow is making it hard for her to move
>You lower your head until your mouths meet
>You begin to kiss
>You expect Y to shove her tongue int your mouth but that doesn’t happen
>Y is being passive and letting you take initiative
>You use this opportunity and grab her by the sides of her head as you intensify the make out session
>Y whimpers as your tongues meet, you poking her big soft tentacly grey tongue with your tongue
>The beast that usually wraps it’s self around your tongue is laying defeated and limp, unable to respond to your teasing
>Y continues to squirm in pleasure under you
Suddenly Y places her hands on the back of your head
>Wait…
>Y giggles
>You suddenly realise you walked into a trap
>Y locks her legs on your hips
>You open your eyes
>You look Y in the screen
>It displays a [ >:) ]
>Y pulls you closer to herself
>Her tongue begins to move and forcefully slithers it’s way into your mouth
>She ravel her tongue around yours and begins to squeeze
>You continue to exchange spit, Y feeling around your mouth, exploring every millimeter of it’s inside with the tip of her tongue
>After a while her tongue starts making it’s way to your throat
>You begin to panic, but before Y starts forcing her way to your stomach she breaks the kiss
>You exhale sharply and fall onto the bed, beside Y
“I love you~”
>You catch your breath and clear your throat
>”I…. love... you too…”
>Y starts cuddling up to you
>You try to stand up
>“Wait… I still have to fix your networking components so you can download that driver”
“Vhat driver?”
>Y looks at you questioningly as she closes her maintenance hatch
>Y quickly realises she just blew her cover
>She looks at you nervously
>”I mean….. uhh…. Ze update can vait…”
>You kiss her on the screen
>You continue to lay on the bed and cuddle for a while

And with that I'm gone for a week at the very least due to tests, and I just got an idea for an SD-X green.....
No.324296
Anonymous
Replies:>>324299
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>>324295
Great, now I see I messed up the formating and forgot about Y's accent in a few places... ugh.... I'm tired I wanna eep
No.324298
Anonymous
Replies:>>325091
>tessa finds and brings home AM and Nori
No.324299
Anonymous
Replies:>>324504
No.324300
Anonymous
Replies:>>324301
Grub posting has fallen. /MD/ is saved.
No.324301
Anonymous
No.324302
Anonymous
Hmmm How can I link grubs to HFY Solver War
No.324303
Anonymous
Replies:>>324504
>>324294
>>324295
Absolute kino and sex, anon. Thank you.
No.324304
Anonymous
Replies:>>324313
>>324302
Sentinel drone grub
No.324306
Anonymous
>>324294
>>324295
Excellent green anon. Y wire play is always welcome.
No.324307
Anonymous
Image:176919432757.gif(396kB, 1920x1847)Pirouette.gif
>I would like to see you do better Tessa


Someone suggested a "sequel" to >>316857, animation is hard.
No.324308
Anonymous
>>324307
I live in spain without the a
No.324309
Anonymous
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>>324302
Grub punch.
No.324310
Anonymous
>>324306
>Yrie play
No.324311
Anonymous
Replies:>>324322
>>324302
>grub is technically a mutant
>therefore he is now a female lesbian
>this makes him solver war automatically
No.324312
Anonymous
>>324307
Holy kekl.
No.324313
Anonymous
>>324304
>Sentinel drone grub
>Tiny biomechanical abomination
>Often found in cramped or dark places
>Sentinel grubs are topically used for reconnaissance and exploration
>Known for their durability they are kept as pets by sentinels on the front lines. Acting as a companion and assisting the sentinel in their duties
>Sentinel grubs are equipped with one short range boot flasher and are capable of safely digesting solver flesh allowing them to clear cramped tunnels or assist in cleanup efforts
>Naturally Pavo has used them in the past against disassembly drones.
>By puncturing a hole in a disassembler and letting the grub feast on the flesh inside the solver corrupted drone.
No.324314
Anonymous
Replies:>>324337
>>324313(me)
>They are naturally bigger than solver grubs. But could work the other way as well.
No.324315
Anonymous
Replies:>>324358
>>324307
FASTER
No.324316
Anonymous
Replies:>>324317
>>324307
SPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEN
No.324317
Anonymous
Replies:>>324320
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>>324316
No.324318
Anonymous
>>324313
Garden Snail Eating Lettuce Time-Lapseyoutube thumb
> sentigrub following behind a liquidator in an abandoned subway tunnel
No.324320
Anonymous
Audio 🎵:176919550440.mp3(11kB / 0:00:01 / 128kbps, 48kHz)crash-spin.mp3
>>324317
No.324321
Anonymous
Replies:>>324323
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Grub is food only.
No.324322
Anonymous
>>324311
>>therefore he is now a female lesbian
Just made me think this:
>Geist Doorman takes a wrong turn in the Nth dimension
>emerges in the Rule 63 universe's version of his timeline
>meets his Rule 63 universe counterpart Genocyber Doorman
No.324323
Anonymous
Image:176919583292.png(15kB, 520x752)YEET.png
>>324321
(you) are the worm food now
No.324324
Anonymous
Replies:>>324327
Grub but it evolves into a humanoid figure that looks suspiciously like a cross between Beretta and Akita
No.324325
Anonymous
>>324323
I think not.
No.324326
Anonymous
Replies:>>324328
Image:176919594835.png(343kB, 878x1089)CoP WormFood.png
>>324323
Not again
No.324327
Anonymous
>>324324
>Negev moment
No.324328
Anonymous
Replies:>>324332
>>324326
man those guys lit me the fuck up when i first played
good thing breaking your legs hurts less then g36s
fuck exoskele mercs
No.324329
Anonymous
>>324307
>As far as Tessa's concerned, she just won the argument, and runs off doing the "oh ho ho!" laugh to preen
>Beauregard KNOWS he should find that idiotic
>Nevertheless his boner betrays him
>Why must he have such a passion for autists?

Heh, great continuation, wonder if we're ever going to see why B and C are cordial at best instead of close friends
No.324330
Anonymous
Replies:>>324346
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I hate you fat brainworms.
No.324331
Anonymous
Replies:>>324340
Daemon grub of Vashtorr
No.324332
Anonymous
>>324328
Haven't played vanilla in forever but they soaked up lots of ammo too iirc
No.324333
Anonymous
No.324334
Anonymous
Image:176919786274.jpg(562kB, 638x1157)1712701497475299.jpg
>sentinel lovers immediately trying to co-opt grubposting and connect it to their autistic, blue, overpowered OCs
No.324335
Anonymous
>>324334
I think sentinels are nice to draw and are also cool.
No.324337
Anonymous
>>324335 (me)
I also wrote the green
>>324313 (me)
>>324314 ( also me)
No.324338
Anonymous
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>>324334
>Anon, when the urge to funpost arrived
No.324339
Anonymous
Replies:>>324342
>>324335
Anon, this is bait, and you fell for it.
No.324340
Anonymous
>>324331
>Soul grinder proxy Nori used in her Night Lords army during a babysitting session(Khan plays Necrons and may/may not have tossed her old kit when she died)
>She's done this with pill Uzi before (she was a lazy bastard on assembly/painting even before death), so she figures it's just a matter of gluing arms + spikes on and calling it a day
>actual legs change the dynamic a lot
>cue Khan laughing his backplate off the whole session as Nori tries and fails to corrale the grub onto its base for the shooting phase
>Nori just eyes him with spite
>she knows he won't be laughing when it's in assault range
No.324341
Anonymous
No.324342
Anonymous
Replies:>>324348
>>324339
I know.
No.324343
Anonymous
>>324334
Just wait for homoslop since grubs are just fetish bait.
No.324344
Anonymous
Grub encounters a bugretta what happens?
No.324345
Anonymous
>>324334
>>324343
try having fun once in your life and stop taking everything so seriously
No.324346
Anonymous
>>324330
he feeds on brain activity
No.324347
Anonymous
>>324344
They just stare at each other like retards until N eats the grub.
>>324343
You're not even trying, anon.
No.324348
Anonymous
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>>324342
No.324349
Anonymous
>>324344
>Oogies go to war
>Their paperclip railguns are useless against this monster!
>Grub and Bug sniff each other, grub wanders away
>Bugretta assumes signature look of superiority(tm)
>that creature clearly never saw episodes 4-6 pre edit
>she would feel bad if it weren't so pathetic
No.324350
Anonymous
No.324351
Anonymous
>>324340
> the grub eats minis when no one is looking
No.324352
Anonymous
Replies:>>324356
Image:176919881956.png(18kB, 267x150)quit.png
No.324353
Anonymous
No.324354
Anonymous
Image:176919896283.png(532kB, 2270x2465)Red as a flag.png
>>324329
Poor boy can't resist the red flags. Red is his favourite color after all.
No.324355
Anonymous
Replies:>>324377
>>324283
Nice shading and color choice. It looks like a graffiti.
No.324356
Anonymous
Replies:>>324360
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>>324352
Shitting on Sentinel Drones is how I have fun.
No.324357
Anonymous
>>324344
In (a permutation of) the Empress Uzi timeline, where both coexist?
>"Beretta?!"
>"Ugh, what is it Geist?!"
>"Could you come here?! There's this thing that looks like you and it's freaking me the fuck out!"
>"Git' 'way from Boogi, uh... big Boogi!"
>"And there's these things that look like Mom!"
>"Fiiine!"
No.324358
Anonymous
Image:176919909616.gif(396kB, 1920x1847)She will drill a hole in the floor if this keeps up..gif
>>324315
No.324359
Anonymous
Replies:>>324364
>>324358
I know she can do it faster
No.324360
Anonymous
>>324356
Sentinel drones are already shit. Noone needs you.
No.324361
Anonymous
>>324349
>grub is kne of the few things that can provoke a hostile reaction from an Enn, sending it into a feeding frenzy
>unlike Oogies however, Enns posses weaponry capable of harming the thing, even killing it in sufficient numbers
>the only thing stopping them from doing so when they encountered in the wilderness is just how many creatures such a large concentration of Enns attracts
>by the time it crawls back to the outpost, the grub is followed by three cyntepedes, two jaybirds, and a whole hive of Vees(blotting out the sunlight on the thing)
>When the WDF reports critters at the door, N and Uzi can only sigh
>"love it and let it go" gets crossed off the hazard list
No.324362
Anonymous
Replies:>>324364
>>324358
FASTER
No.324363
Anonymous
Image:176919960520.png(1.64MB, 1323x9998)The ‘‘battle’’ was over before it even began.png
>>324329
Constanze doesn't really seem to understand that no is no, considering she has been trying to get him to rejoin for about 5 years.
>>320264
No.324364
Anonymous
Image:176919971845.gif(396kB, 1920x1847)To infinity and beyond.gif
>>324359
>>324362
No.324365
Anonymous
>>324364
A DRILL TO PIERCE THE HEAVENS
No.324366
Anonymous
Image:176919985741.gif(415kB, 287x240)IMG_1228.gif
>>324364
PIIP PIIP, LET'S RIDE THE CAROUSEL GAME
No.324367
Anonymous
Image:176919997139.png(377kB, 748x751)176432538648.png
No.324368
Anonymous
Replies:>>324379
>>324364
Ballerinas can spin faster
No.324369
Anonymous
>>324367
Cuddling with Pavo in bed
No.324370
Anonymous
Replies:>>324381
>>324364
>Constance leaves a black, smoking spot on Tessa’s hardwood floors (4 worker drones killed by the Elliot’s over it)
No.324371
Anonymous
>>324367
I'm not a faggot, but damn, if Pavo asked me, I would fuck his ass.
No.324372
Anonymous
>324367
And so it's started like i predicted.
No.324373
Anonymous
Masqy and the enforcers find the grub on their doorstep. Can they kill it?
No.324375
Anonymous
Replies:>>324378
Image:176920046644.png(137kB, 1046x348)doll leaked dms.png
>>324286
О, кто-то узнал
On a similar note, I stumbled up some brainrot on the way MGE СТРАШИЛКА // НИКОГДА НЕ СМОТРИ ДРОНОВ УБИЙЦ ДО ШЕСТИ ЧАСОВ УТРАyoutube thumb
No.324376
Anonymous
Replies:>>324400
Image:176920087356.jpg(411kB, 1290x2048)Find yourself a girl who can do you both.jpg
>>324265

Thinking about it, we never saw the "real" Tessa mention or do any kind of mechanical work. (Adult Tessa being a JCJenson technician was something Cyn came up with for her LARP). Don't get me wrong, I really like it as it adds to Tessa's character and makes logical sense for someone "keeping" robots but it was never actually shown in the canon show. Not to mention the whole supernatuaral aspect of Zombie/Solver drones.
No.324377
Anonymous
>>324355
Thanks
No.324378
Anonymous
>>324375
Fuck, this is so based that I'm going to die from bueno, lol! This is now the official backstory for Janon.

За байкал обидно, он скатился. Отличная была штука, лучше кокаколы.
No.324379
Anonymous
Image:176920111892.gif(396kB, 1920x1847)Startin'a tornado.gif
>>324368
No.324380
Anonymous
Replies:>>324382
>>324379
I didn’t in think it was possible to go that fast.
No.324381
Anonymous
>>324370
>Tessa's parents are actually quite proud of her clever social manuvering here
>The burn, after all, makes a perfect conversation piece AND dsiplay of influence("ah, that's where THE Constanze Holoholsterine got overexcited playing with our daughter")
>Even better, its mere existence gives the Elliots a subtle social/political edge against the family thanks to the embarassment, and undermines Constanze hereelf for as long as it continues to exist!
>In recognition of such clear improvement, they opt to indulge her with a full drone maintenance and repair kit as opposed to jury rigged gardening tools and stolen handymen's equipment
>They even give her a full extra two feet on her chain!(and more books on occultism, by Jove, they pray her hyperfixation finally switches to occultism some day)
>Indeed, at this rate, she should be ready to debue in polite society proper in less than a year!
>They'd better start planning her gala early, though, wouldn't want anything to go wrong
No.324382
Anonymous
>>324379
>>324380
She can spin so fast that she will appear to be standing still.
No.324383
Anonymous
Replies:>>324384
Image:176920146101.png(122kB, 566x561)b520ad480c59333c9d2e248f8b0fd8cb.png
>>324373
They've got big stomping shoes.
No.324384
Anonymous
>>324383
>Masqy accidentally steps on grub
>Yes, with her size
No.324385
Anonymous
I still don't understand what grub is, but I'm happy anons like it.
No.324386
Anonymous
Replies:>>324388
>>324385
The latest freak of nature to crawl out of Uzi's womb.
No.324387
Anonymous
We haven't had a drawpile in a while. Anons, do you think it's worth holding one at the end of the month?
No.324388
Anonymous
>>324386
She already has a factory there that produces strange things.
No.324389
Anonymous
>>324373
Short answer:
yes

Long answer:
While incredibly durable relative to its size and resistant to a wide array of environmental hazards, the only thing stopping even Nuzi from killing the thing is that they want plausible deniability and/or proof of malice for their guilty consciences in doing so. Poor thing would be wiped from the face of the earth even just by having V for a mother, much less being confronted by a dedicated anti-solver kill team.
No.324390
Anonymous
Replies:>>324393
Image:176920195355.png(198kB, 1200x800)IMG_9873.png
>>324385
Uzi and N’s newest offspring. They try to kill it but its durable, really durable. Grows up into a big solverpede and likes having different dronesonas to interact with the other drones. These dronesonas are holographic and everyone knows its him.
No.324391
Anonymous
>>324385
>this ooger didn't read the last thread
No.324392
Anonymous
Replies:>>324473
Idea for Empress Uzi's kids' thoughts on her and her god-empress LARP:
>Beretta thinks she's cringе and is trying to establish a normalfag reputation to distance herself from her
>Mac likes her but really wants to establish a public identity separate from her and her cringе antics
>Geist is conflicted: on the one human hand at the end of a mechanical tentacle, she's the only person at Outpost 3 who knows what being a spooky holo-snake crab is like, and she taught him that he doesn't need to be ashamed of being a big nightmare monster with almost no physical kinship with everydroney else and he's Kenough the way he is... but on the other she's still extremely cringе and, like his older brother, he wants to be known for his work and not only as the monster son of a monster cringеlord
>Negev is a momma's girl who has no idea what cringе even is
>Colt is the same as Beretta
>Akita is ???
No.324393
Anonymous
>>324390
>They try to kill it but its durable
That's more of a "permutation of the fic the concept originated in" thing. Feel like the grown up one is different enough that he wouldn't have that backstory.
No.324394
Anonymous
Replies:>>324399
Keeters clear out.
This is a grub neighborhood.
No.324395
Anonymous
Replies:>>324504
>>324295
sexo green, anon
No.324396
Anonymous
How would (you) make Tessa fall into your charms?
No.324397
Anonymous
The CoastKeeters and Southside Grubs are feuding again.
No.324398
Anonymous
>>324396
>Wanna hear me recite Bionicle and Transformers lore?
No.324399
Anonymous
>>324394
I honestly feel like Geist and Akita (in a scenario where they coexist) would be the closest of any of the Nuzi kids. They're both complete freaks, they have that bringing them together. Keeter looks up to her (very, very, very) big brother.
No.324400
Anonymous
>>324376
it's a reasonable assumption to make. remember, these drones were ostensibly killed and left to rust in a scrapheap for years, she'd have to do SOME repairs
No.324401
Anonymous
>>324396
>Starting to tell her the lore of Warhammer 40k
No.324402
Anonymous
Replies:>>324785
>>324399
Keep in mind that I at least assume the Empress Uzi timeline has ALL of the kids defaulting/knowing about their true/monster forms, since Uzi isn't hiding how different she is, so Colt + Akita are the odd men out for being purely flesh/machine instead of both.
No.324403
Anonymous
Replies:>>324406
>>324393
I feel like Geist and the tiny grub should be separate. Since one is a solverpede oc and the other is a silly creature, with baby Geist getting up to grub shenanigans. Maybe we can make a oogi version of Geist as its own grub thing to be used for grub things.
No.324404
Anonymous
>>324396
>"Yeah, I'm working on a medley of all seventeen Pokemon theme songs."
No.324405
Anonymous
>>324396
>basic human decency
>and a rockin bod, i guess
No.324406
Anonymous
>>324403
>Geist discovers Goots are things
>goes to his room
>coils up in bed
>starts dissociating
No.324407
Anonymous
>>324396
>Has anyone ever told you you look like a silhouette?
No.324408
Anonymous
Replies:>>324410
Image:176920308740.png(7.61MB, 4527x8862)Vader cheesed the fight in the comics too.png
>>320968
>>320969
For anyone who liked the Star Wars parody comics with Constanze, here are they both combined as one picture. That should be nicer than the screenshotted thing in the booru. Dyke Vader did make me laugh though
No.324409
Anonymous
Replies:>>324411
Image:176920321189.jpg(236kB, 1179x1338)IMG_4409.jpeg
Manifesting total mosquito take over
No.324410
Anonymous
Replies:>>324416
>>324408
God, I want her to give me a son.
No.324411
Anonymous
>>324409
Damn, that's sad. She may be stupid, but that doesn't mean she's worth hitting.
No.324412
Anonymous
Image:176920341646.jpg(413kB, 2348x3149)9a2243d1c5db4ff5485cc06afb162efd.jpg
Metamorphosis
No.324413
Anonymous
>>324412
I forgot Akita is a shape shifter. Would she shapeshift into a grub to make her brother feel better considering he also feels different from everyone else.
No.324414
Anonymous
Image:176920366788.png(305kB, 909x1136)N is gonna get the mama June special.png
John just wanna have a little chat with N
No.324415
Anonymous
>>324414
I love John.
No.324416
Anonymous
Replies:>>324421
>>324410
I've got some bad news, anon
No.324417
Anonymous
>>324413
He'd be on his way to full Solverpede territory by the time she's born.
No.324418
Anonymous
Replies:>>324428
>>324413
>Akita is actually a huge, hypocritical racist towards him
No.324419
Anonymous
Video:176920379484.webm(3.33MB / 0:00:07 / vp9, 960x540)1743213816575222.webm
>>324412
Ok but what if she got stung by some bees and looked like one of those dogs that got stung by bees?
No.324420
Anonymous
>>324414
Why would John care about the grub
No.324421
Anonymous
>>324416
Uh, I guess during a genocide, humanity will need to replenish its population, right? If I prove myself a good soldier, she might consider it, right?
No.324422
Anonymous
Replies:>>324426
>>324399
I thought Grub was the youngest child so far. If anything he would look up to Keeter.
No.324423
Anonymous
>>324420
It's a specimen worth studying.
No.324424
Anonymous
Replies:>>324429
>>324420
It's not the first time he's adjusted these drones' processors on the spot.
No.324425
Anonymous
>>324423
You mean worth cooking?
No.324426
Anonymous
Replies:>>324450
>>324422
I figured he would have been born around the same time as Beretta and Mac were in their timeline, or Colt in his and Akita's timeline.
No.324427
Anonymous
>>324393
There's plenty of room for both in the same character anon. Plus it's way more interesting to have at least one Nuzi kid where the two are genuinely terrible/disastrous/completely unready parents instead of being either wizened or loving from the get-go. Remember that the vast majority of the abuse would have occured when he was unable to comprehend it and the vast majority of the affection would have started mid-childhood and go up from there(making it easy for him to rationalize the abuse/neglect he did remember as something else). I think this should be a reasonable timeline of N + Uzi's view of him for shenanigans:


>Infancy/true grub stage: probably Cyn incarnate; disastrous nightmare being that hijacked my body to create itself; horrifying monstrosity we want around as little as possible; top priority target as soon as we can prove it's actually as evil as as it clearly is/if we can justidy any way kf killing it to friends and family(ends after a year or few when it starts molting, where they essentially give up on tracking its EvilOmeter

>childhood/plushie stage: pet/wierd dwarf that happens to live in our house; not evil but definitely not pleasent; gotten sort-of used to its precence and will occasionally provide affection, but largely just not their focus/problem; will at least do slightly above bare minimum like sending it to school (ends when the guy starts having behavioral/solverpede problems midway through and Uzi bonds over helping him deal with those. Part of why he's closer to his mom than his dad as N didn't really have an equivelant and just warmed up as Uzi did)

>full Solverpede: beloved son they try to help through the trials/tribulations of high school; living proof that being a Solverpede isn't something to be ashamed of; maybe also source of some amount of shame with how they treated him younger, resulting in them overcorrecting in the other direction
No.324428
Anonymous
>>324418
>Geist is hurt, but knows she's projecting her feelings about herself onto him
No.324429
Anonymous
>>324424
>>324423
Thats John for you
No.324430
Anonymous
Replies:>>324441
>>324427
>mfw Uzi named him Geist as a dual meaning/futureproofing thing: if he becomes a monster, then it fits because the Geist from MD Geist was a single-mindedly destructive killing machine, and if he tuns out normal, then it fits because MD Geist is some of the sickest fucking shit Uzi has ever seen and one of her favorite OVAs of all time
No.324431
Anonymous
Image:176920470573.jpg(119kB, 1079x811)9606a4ec6c7b878bbbf1f545b1f3fad0.jpg
>Are those mushrooms edible?
>Yes.and poisonous
No.324432
Anonymous
Image:176920477120.png(38kB, 1689x824)baby and mother.png
Honestly, the reason why I like the grub is because of the parasyte horror aspect, yes. It can be silly, there can be good endings to it. I love that is silly
Only that no, I dont wish to lewd the grub in any capacity, only funnies or horror.

But what made me enjoy a lot about the fanfic was the slow psychological decay of Uzi, having something she did not wish for (Well as it said. It was a mistake she made with N).
Plus the unclear idea of what this rotten child could do if it was well-developed.

But it is also a great excuse to draw and practice solverpedes and lots of monsters.
I just think it is fun to draw horror.
No.324433
Anonymous
>>324432
But think how many limbs the grub can lose! He will become nuggy supreme
No.324434
Anonymous
>>324432
Even though I'm not interested in this thing, I like that anons are actively creating content about it and making jokes.

I just like anons' content, lol.
No.324435
Anonymous
Image:176920524704.png(311kB, 789x598)Parasyte_Parasite.png
>>324432
>parasitic horror worm.
Literally my kind of shit, I'm interested. Says have you considered it drawing it parasiticly latching/merging into another being?
No.324436
Anonymous
Replies:>>324438
Jane has tried to diddle AM but got a broken finger for the effort
No.324437
Anonymous
Replies:>>324440
No.324438
Anonymous
>>324436
>this wasn't on purpose mind, she had AM restrained and totally helpless
>she wasn't particularly familiar with mechanics when fisting the drone boy, and put fingers between the JCJenson Gears that Don't Stop(tm)
>AM would laugh if he wasn't so traumatized
No.324439
Anonymous
>>324435
Not Vicious but I've got some moderately cursed grub ideas I wanna draw today.
No.324440
Anonymous
>>324437
The animation is good, but I feel like I've seen this before.
No.324441
Anonymous
>>324430
>When Nori asked about "that thing you got there" Uzi had to name it on the spot(they planned to keep it secret forever, but also really wanted to attend a concert)
>N, having only been exposed to Tessa's occultism, has no idea why Nori's so happy about their kid being named "undead nightmare ghost"
No.324442
Anonymous
Human Valentine is taking you on a noble date wdyd
No.324443
Anonymous
>>324442
Kms myself before she can do something worse.
No.324444
Anonymous
>>324442
>Explodes
No.324445
Anonymous
Image:176920623500.jpg(52kB, 640x720)Spoiler image
>>324442
No.324446
Anonymous
>>324442
I'm a communist, how do you think I'll respond to such an offer from a caricature-typical aristocrat?
No.324447
Anonymous
>>324442
Stab her with the Edge of the Irrevocable.
No.324448
Anonymous
Image:176920634232.png(1.13MB, 3651x2136)Spoiler image
"Let the eldritch god take over your body, they said, you'll get your legs back in no time they said...."
No.324449
Anonymous
Image:176920636495.png(2.17MB, 4824x2120)Spoiler image
>>324448
And now this officially completes this set. I wanted to do Rebecca shorty after finishing Emily, buuut plans changed. And I kept delaying it because more important stuff kept appearing.
No.324450
Anonymous
>>324426
Wouldn't grub technically be the oldest Nuzi kid going purely by his own lore, since they had him actually teen preggers instead of 5/10 years down the line? Still like the idea of him being the youngest both for threadlore reasons and so Colt can seeth more though.
No.324451
Anonymous
Replies:>>324452
>>324442
Try not to say anything that'll make her rape me
No.324452
Anonymous
Replies:>>324462
>>324451
>"I hear the nobility are actually really bad at sex, that's why there's so many more commoners than bluebloods around"
No.324453
Anonymous
>>324448
>Pengis
>>324449
Cute
No.324454
Anonymous
>>324448
Absolute peak. I'm standing up and clapping. How much experience do I get for this boss?

>>324449
Lord, forgive me, but how I want to fuck Doll and Emily.
No.324455
Anonymous
>>324448
>>324449
Unfathomably based work!
No.324456
Anonymous
Replies:>>324457
>>324449
>Rebecca got ripped in half
>Emily's head is still on her neck
???
>>324450
I'd dissociated Geist from the abortion fic grub, honestly.
No.324457
Anonymous
>>324456
>you can't see it, but Emily's head is held together by a penis as well
No.324458
Anonymous
Image:176920679965.jpg(147kB, 608x848)4239cfd841f80eb2149da75001c42199.jpg
>>324448
Kino. The worms are satisfied with this masterpiece.
No.324459
Anonymous
Image:176920694220.jpg(313kB, 1806x2047)G0kexpoa8AA_AM-.jpg
>>324435
I have, but I am thinking what kind of parasitism would be.
Either could be co-dependent parasitism, complete takeover or mutation.
Or classic parasite cycle of latch, feed, kill host

Most of the sort of horror or trauma that I've been thinking was from the fucked up in fetus baby syndromes (Example twin TRAP syndrome, Don't look it up unless you are grossed out by blobs of mass).
There are more fucked up malformations, but that will be for later. Medical content is fun to investigate
No.324460
Anonymous
>>324459
Uzi is sucking on N's man booba, he's making this face because she bit him on the nip
No.324461
Anonymous
Replies:>>324463
>>324459
I had this stray thought that sentinel grubs multiply by burrowing into disassemblers, eating the flesh inside them. Then they eat their way out. The dd is conscious throughout the process and humanity uses captured dds to farm more sentinel grubs. But I though it way too disturbing and unnecessary for the thread, of course the dds regeneration seals the grubs inside them untill the drone runs out of matter.
No.324462
Anonymous
>>324452
>Valentine appalled that Anon doesn't make love through a hole in the sheet.
No.324463
Anonymous
Replies:>>324465
Image:176920758913.png(202kB, 450x498)Lytic%20Cycle%20Diagram.png
>>324461
This is similar to how my parasite reproduction works.
No.324464
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:176920779715.mp4(1.02MB / 0:00:07 / h264+aac, 1080x1920)175072316578.mp4
No.324465
Anonymous
Replies:>>324467
>>324463
Yep, only its humanity that’s doing it while playing dark eldar factorio.
No.324466
Anonymous
>>324448
ayo she grew a literal monster dick
cool design tho
No.324467
Anonymous
>>324465
Just pump liquid metal or a matter dense solution down a dd’s throat so they are forced to swallow it. This keeps them from running out of matter to make solver flesh with that can feed more sentinel grubs. It’d also like to add that the sentinel grubs need heat to multiply that way they don’t get out of control on worlds full of solver flesh. Maybe that’s a not good thing since having the thing that helps you clean up solver flesh become a pest/invasive species later is compelling.
No.324468
Anonymous
>>320984
This is the most accurate someone has written bunnysuit, i like it
No.324469
Anonymous
>>324459
You made me think up grubs parasites anon hope you are proud.
No.324470
Anonymous
>>324468
Honestly when I first saw that art I thought they were dating.
No.324471
Anonymous
Replies:>>324479
>>324432
>spoiler
Of course, we are talking about a baby here.
I just think he's cute.
No.324472
Anonymous
>>324468
Glad you like it, i should writefag more now back to the suffering cave.
No.324473
Anonymous
Replies:>>324475
>>324392 (me)
>Mac is a streamer
>Geist makes electronic music
Now that I think about it, would Colt try to anonymitymaxx like his big sister Beretta or would he try to put his name out there like his brothers? And if so, what do you see him making?
No.324474
Anonymous
Image:176920997630.jpg(767kB, 2560x1440)arrow thing.jpg
>>324450
as a nuzi kid yeah, but I think we're forgetting this thing as far as uzi spawn goes
No.324475
Anonymous
Replies:>>324486
>>324473
He’d go down the self improvement alphadrone modset rabbit hole, he’d also make vlogs.
No.324476
Anonymous
Replies:>>324477
>>324474
Doll has one in her bathtub too.
No.324477
Anonymous
Replies:>>324488
>>324476
No she didn't, there were a bunch of broken mirrors in there.
No.324478
Anonymous
Image:176921009114.jpg(65kB, 840x851)1768045411780.jpg
>Your wife Ivory comes to you and tells you her boss ordered her to give birth to three new sentinel drones
What do you tell her, anon?
No.324479
Anonymous
>>324471
I mention that because some anon expected that I would draw grub rape (╥﹏╥)
No.324480
Anonymous
>>324478
Samson will save me. Or at least allow me to run away and hide where she can’t reach me.
No.324481
Anonymous
Replies:>>324484
>>324442
tell her dress is exquisite
>it's the most garish thing you've ever seen and probably cost more than the GDP of a small country
tell her her perfume smells lovely
>she smells like sweat and patchouli
tell her she has a "true aristocratic air about her"
>she stole some kid's happy meal and stuffed her face with it on the way to the fancy restaurant
tell her she has refined taste
>she ordered a roast pheasant and an entire cheesecake for herself
take her home like a proper gentleman
>and pocket the hefty wad of cash her daddy slipped you to take her off his hands for the day
No.324482
Anonymous
Replies:>>324483
>>324474
>"Ah, the furitive arrow, so easily forgotten"
No.324483
Anonymous
>>324482
Arrow (and O) are cute!
No.324484
Anonymous
>>324481
>pocket the hefty wad of cash her daddy slipped you to take her off his hands for the day
Father of Valentina and Father of Tessa have similar methods for solving a similar problem.
No.324485
Anonymous
The Keeters in the colony are free. I have 37 keeters in my home.
No.324486
Anonymous
>>324475
How much of the inane horseshit from his autistic family is left in his vlogs? Because part of me feels like he'd leave it all in so his viewers see what he has to deal with day in day out.
Maybe also occasionally tries to collab with his brothers.
No.324487
Anonymous
>>324485
>Technically they are all Doll's attempts at making a new body
>Whenever Anon snatches one she just shrugs her shoulders and makes another
>Alpha is going insane trying to figure out where all the solver noises are coming from
No.324488
Anonymous
>>324477
My mistake, I thought it was visible for a frame but its just blood and fleshy ropes on the mirror pile.
No.324489
Anonymous
>>324485
HOW MANY?
No.324490
Anonymous
No.324493
Anonymous
Replies:>>324494
>Murder Drones but Uzi actually has the IQ of an advanced AI
No.324494
Anonymous
>>324493
Sapience is pretty advanced.
No.324495
Anonymous
Replies:>>324496
Looking at screencaps of Eldritch J, just got a funny/vaguely disturbing/vaguely sad/oddly sweet mental image: Solverpede Uzi or Geist hugging someone with their Solverpede rib-legs.
No.324496
Anonymous
Replies:>>324497
>>324495
Wasn't there an old green on the /co/ archives about solverpede N and Beretta doing that?
No.324497
Anonymous
Replies:>>324545
>>324496
we lost a lot of greens
No.324498
Anonymous
VALENTINE NEEDS TO HAVE HER THROAT FUCKED BY LOWLY WORKER DRONES!!!
No.324499
Anonymous
Image:176921599286.gif(81kB, 200x280)Peace.gif
Want to see a stupid dancing cat?
No.324500
Anonymous
>>324498
easier said than done with that nose
No.324501
Anonymous
>>324498
Ma'am we can't keep sending drones over, I've told you three times already you can't "clear your browser history" by killing my employees.
No.324502
Anonymous
>>324499
The Creature
No.324503
Anonymous
>>324442
smash&dash
No.324504
Anonymous
Image:176921941567.jpg(496kB, 650x1416)YtheSteeldefnd.jpg
>>324299
>>324303
>>324306
>>324395
Glad you liked it friends! How is everyone's morning/night going btw? I had a great night, played some DnD with my friends, I admit I wasn't in a mood for roleplaying today due to some bullshit that happened but I quickly got into the groove of things Mostly because I played an artificer with a steel defender named Yvonne, her notable feets include : taking only one point of damage despite being one of the two frontlanes in the party, dealing 0 damage over the course of the game, reloading my charachter's musket a few times, and me using her hat as extra storage by stuffing a bag of holding into it, so all in all she did great and I could never ask for a better teammate and I cold describe my charachter cuddling with her in the bedroll during long rests Also thank you to the person who uploaded the green to the booru gorilla_grip_tailussy !?
No.324505
Anonymous
Image:176921968950.jpg(1.28MB, 3600x2400)GRUB.jpg
Evil solver grub creature. Not the Uzi solver beasty kid, this one is just straight monster. I just got inspired by all the discussion. Worms and centipedes and slithering sharp-edged things are all things the Solver seems to gravitate towards, so it feels appropriate.
No.324506
Anonymous
No.324507
Anonymous
No.324508
Anonymous
>>324505
Thank you N for nipping that thing in the bud.
No.324509
Anonymous
Replies:>>324513
>>324505
Is that a ranged ovipositor? Nasty, good work
No.324510
Anonymous
>>324505
squimshy
No.324511
Anonymous
The /md/ Renaissance is real!
No.324512
Anonymous
>>324505
...
well fuck
No.324513
Anonymous
>>324509
That particular organ is a stinger, much like a DDs nanite syringe, but made entirely of solver flesh.
Mostly flexible but beyond razor sharp right at the tip.
No.324514
Anonymous
>>324505
Fatass
No.324515
Anonymous
Replies:>>324603
>Order grubhub.
>Grub shows up at your door.
Not sure what I was expecting.
No.324516
Anonymous
>>324505
what is it gonna metamorphose into when it eats enough?
No.324517
Anonymous
>>324412
Yo Keeter has dark matter ancestry.
>>324414
He'll love doing anything very soon.
No.324518
Anonymous
>>324516
Guess it could probably go any way the Solver needs it to. Could grow into a DD, could swell up like a popcorn and burst into dozens more grubs, could melt into a flesh mass to spread the Solver's influence.
Way I see it all Solver monsters are merely transitory forms, they grow and change and bleed according to what Cyn's whims and needs are, consume everything around them, then eachother all winding down towards complete entropy.
No.324519
Anonymous
Replies:>>324523
Image:176922086983.png(804kB, 1176x870)Spoiler image
>>324516
advanced lifeform
No.324520
Anonymous
Replies:>>324615
Image:176922089039.png(239kB, 862x649)bloodY.png
Good night /MD/, let the drones bite so that they can drink their fair share
No.324521
Anonymous
Image:176922092457.jpg(76kB, 826x624)1769131870586557.jpg
>>324448
Oh boy! Abominations made from a mix of metal and flesh!
>>324505
Grub
Delicious
No.324522
Anonymous
Replies:>>324524
>>324505
>Abortion timeline grub's refusal to die doesn't quite allow it to live, forced as it is into Hope's in-between purgatory
>Nevertheless "living" and "growing" are not mutually exclusive: the thing still eats, still molts, still works itself into greater and greater forms off the discarded remnants of greater things
>But not all food is so easily slain, and the thing's reactive essence warps even its infancy into a weapon
>Perhaps such a fate was not inevitable, perhaps there was some combination of treatment or companionship that could sway its course, but now the thing stands tall and fetid and foul and beastly all in equal measure
>And as its intelligence finally begins to grow alongside its form, the Void echoes with the electrical laughter of a thirsting god
No.324523
Anonymous
Replies:>>324551
>>324519
you gotta be fuckin kidding
No.324524
Anonymous
Replies:>>324535
>>324522
>Hope, being semi-real in a completely different way from all others in 'her domain,' actually can't die no matter what those handful that can interact with her actually DO to her body
>Aborted-grub essentially saw this as an infinite oil machine when the two first met
>It was only through her cleverness and calm that she eventually managed to make the thing let go of it's "prize," essentially beast whispering it out of its feeding frenzy by convincing it she was a willing donor
>As such the grub actually grew genuine fondness and affection for "big sis-ter H~o~o~pe" both in its "critter" and "intelligent" forms, growing to see her as both playmate and kin, essentially a reflection of N's relationship with Cyn
>This affection is very much still filtered through its nature as both a solver-abomination and a beast-child mind, and so mostly takes the form of possessive fury towards other things that harm "Big Sister" and knocking her unconscious before it uses her as a juicebox
>still, even such twisted affections are certainly better than their alternative...
No.324525
Anonymous
Replies:>>324526
>Uzi using her mom powers to bend time and space to force Akita, Beretta, Negev, Colt, Mac, Remmy, and Geist into one big, awkward, family sibling photo
>Nobody is mad, or confused, or surprised…just extremely annoyed
No.324526
Anonymous
Replies:>>324527
>>324525
>Uzi somehow wrangles ALL of Geist into frame
>This fundamentally breaks the nature of photography, creating a 4 dimensional photo that individuals can walk through
>She still hangs it up in the living room
>Colt's upset because he's "sure I'm not THAT small"
No.324527
Anonymous
Replies:>>324528
>>324526
>Remmy wasn't even supposed to be in the photo, Uzi's time and space bending fuckery just pulled him in from the Berenstein universe
>Negev has no idea why there's two Macs in the photo
>she's glad Hope was able to show up though
No.324528
Anonymous
>>324527
>Uzi gets worried when she sees Remmy, has to check her photo albums to make sure she didn't have any kids she forgot about
>Breathes a sigh of relief when there isn't "and then I dropped XYZ off at practice" anywhere in her notes, thanks her lucky stars she didn't become her father
>Somewhere, Arrow creature sneezes
No.324529
Anonymous
>Izu and DS-M obviously aren’t Geist’s parents, they aren’t inherently Solverfied like N and Uzi and are unable to create freak children
>Despite this, Izu is quick to accept him and treats Geist with love and respect as if he were her own whenever they are able to interact
>Izu understands that even though she is not Uzi, she will always be socialized as Uzi to outsiders whether she likes it or not
>This is a sensitive issue when it comes to, for example, Uzi’s children
>Izu also understands that any child who grows up surrounded by pain and neglect either dies young, or grows up to inflict whether intentionally or not, trauma on the people around them
>The grub will be met with warmth and care
>M kind of doesn’t care, but Izu won’t have sex if he refuses to love the grub
>and besides, she’s kind of the mom of Outpost-6 anyways, what’s one more freak to the pile?
No.324530
Anonymous
>>324505
cute gwub
No.324533
Anonymous
>>324459
Might be interesting to have the grub genuinely do some messed-up solver stuff alongside normal baby antics, give N + Uzi some reasons to suspect malice like the fic does instead of having them just paranoid/traumatized/wanting it gone only.


>The grublet had a tremendous oil supply after its birth but, like all solver creatures, eventually had to replenish itself
>The sheer volume of said oil supply, however, resulted in the thing only doing so AFTER its introduction to Nori + Khan
>Therefore when the little bastard latched onto Uzi's leg and started digging in, her mom stopped her immediate instinct to skewer and pointed out the "high temp" warning on its visor
>Now Uzi's not so hypocritical as to hold a little cannibalistic mania against someone, but this revealed another problem:
>The grub, for whatever reason, wanted Uzi's oil EXCLUSIVELY
>Whether because of some quirk of its incubation or its premature nature or just a preference for host-blood she wasn't sure, but either way the thing would drop whatever it was doing and make a beeline for Uzi's location like a nighmarish bloodhound when it got hungry, throwing a tantrum at the top of its voicebox if it was in any way impeded
>When it actually entered her presence she always had around 10 seconds to get the thing to a comfortable position to drain from before it just starts to rip and tear at her legs
>No idea when it's going to happen since feedings are so infrequent: Uzi has more than once flipped entirely out of bed when it started snacking on her midsection mid sleep cycle, throwing up a stream of curses the whole while
>The worst part is that she KNOWS is dosent't HAVE to be hers, apparently it needed feeding while Lizzy was taking care of it and she managed to eventually give it V's reserves, it just seems to WANT her oil that bad
>The pain and disgust and embarrassment of the whole process did a number in keeping the thing on her shitlist throughout its infancy, and she had strong suspicion it just enjoyed causing her pain
>"Fucker BITES me" had a permanent place on thr grub's EvilOmeter from the idea's inception till its end, though thankfully the thing stopped around the time it started understanding words
No.324534
Anonymous
Replies:>>324536
>people mistakenly believe Geist’s name is “Gus”, in reference to the notorious Gustav railway gun, a name that sticks unintentionally due to his massive size
No.324535
Anonymous
>>324524
I don't know why but this made me think of these weird mermaid things this monsterfuckee guy designed multiple species of and now I've spent the past hour trying and failing to find the fuckin things
No.324536
Anonymous
Replies:>>324537
>>324534
>"It's, uh, it's Geist. Like MD Geist, uh... the OVA..."
No.324537
Anonymous
>>324536
>MD Geist? Yeah, he’s my favorite character in Breaking Bad, my favorite scene is where he takes away Walter White’s steam account
No.324538
Anonymous
Replies:>>324539
>>324529
>Unfortunately, severer-blood is incompatible with the grub's needs, and the standard oil supply never seems to be sufficient
>The grub slowly wastes away, dying in its infancy despite the best medical care Outpost 6 can provide
>Still, death does not always stop a thing from moving...
>Now Nyc finds herself aware of a new presence following through the timelines, seemingly growing stronger with each passing moment
>What happens next only she knows
No.324539
Anonymous
Replies:>>324543
>>324538
>In Nyc’s genius, she looks to the past
>she decides that in order to feed this grub child, she has to write Outpost-6 into invading small nations to steal their oil
No.324540
Anonymous
Image:176922823394.jpg(57kB, 340x272)2e6bf88ab29e5a25b279f334a20bdee7.jpg
No.324541
Anonymous
>>324529

>Despite their best efforts, this sentiment changes during his "childhood" period
>Difficulty understanding the needs/capabilities of Solverpedes + the grub's tremendously increasing size and strength see the thing quickly become a danger to both its adopted parents and siblings, despite its best efforts, gradually cooling the affection between them
>Meanwhile the much lesser care for others it imitated from said parents sees the thing effectively rampage throughout the outpost, learning the finer points of its anatomy through trial and error
>By the time Tsieg realizes the outpost now sees him as essentially a "monster from the outside" that Izu was too kind for anyone's good towards, it's too late to fix anything

>Being friendly and helpful like his mother gets clocked as insincere and disturbing, like an angler fish
>Being honest and strong like his sister gets him clocked as not just a psychotic, but a psychotic that might legitimately be able to kill the whole outpost if he tried
>His projections are the things of nightmares since he neither ate whole people nor had training in making them: even his very best ones have an "uncanny valley" quality that sends every drone interacting with one running for the hills
>Heck, he never even really managed getting body language down, leaving even his obviously holographic projections either still as statues until moved to a specific pose or seemingly terrified beyond all reason (the one set of emotions he's seen displayed the most, and therefore can mostly copy)
>The only reason he isn't imprisoned alongside his sister is that they have legitimately no way to even pretend to hold him

>Between all of this, Tsieg essentially gives up any pretense of normality and resorts to the only option he sees left: being terrifying like dad
>He constantly displays his claws and hands in public alongside his face, essentially daring anyone who wants to do something about him to "try me"
>His voice is loud, commanding, and clear: he never stutters, never slows, and never shows any signs of weakness to those around him
>When he gives an order, it is obeyed, and ultimately the whole school bows to him almost as much as Nahk

>He does have one personal secret, though
>In the depths of his room, where he packs his bulk and none but family dare tread, sits a Dronetube channel
>On that channel sits dozens of covers, remixes, originals, and specials seemingly sung by dozens of different vocal synthesizer programs, all with full animations and art to match
>Nobody knows who runs the "DanceMachine" channel, but drones from outposts all over the planet know he's good
>Tsieg hopes to keep it that way
No.324542
Anonymous
buge
No.324543
Anonymous
>>324539
"All outposts belong to 6, they just don't know it yet"
>Cue the poor paranoiacs in 5 being blasted into next century
No.324544
Anonymous
>>324541
>The main reason his relationship with his family in high school/adulthood is so shitty is that he genuinely thinks he has to uphold the whole "I need to terrify them so they willingly interact with me rather than trying to kill me" thing with them too
>If he would just stop putting so much stock in his reputation, fixing things between them would be easy
>Of course the whole situation is aggravated by how M and even Izu both resent how "ungrateful" he is given what they've done for him
No.324545
Anonymous
Image:176922953027.png(275kB, 1455x1031)EldritchNHugs.png
>>324497
Here, finally found it, couldn't get the image to load though
No.324546
Anonymous
>Geist finally brings home a girlfriend
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.324547
Anonymous
Image:176923042352.jpg(476kB, 1597x2048)Spoiler image
No.324548
Anonymous
>>324547
JOBBED.com
No.324549
Anonymous
Replies:>>324552
>>324499
What song do you think he's dancing too?
No.324550
Anonymous
>>324547
she's really gonna struggle getting out of bed after a dream like that
No.324551
Anonymous
>>324523
>Torch it childs! Torch it!!
No.324552
Anonymous
No.324553
Anonymous
Image:176923124520.gif(6.35MB, 480x640)Distraction dance.gif
>>324499
Everyone should join the stupid dance.
No.324554
Anonymous
Image:176923149239.jpg(45kB, 735x480)Shocked drone face.jpg
I'm going to go sneeze on the first worker drone I see out in public to see their reaction.
No.324555
Anonymous
>>324554
>This triggers WDOS_606
No.324556
Anonymous
Image:176923261269.jpg(308kB, 1536x2048)Fumble.jpg
>>324547
>J trips over her words figuring out how to not botch this, spilling her spaghetti everywhere
>"Oy luv, if yer not intoit just say so"
>The Tessas then stride off to go proposition N instead
>J cries herself to sleep watching the HR modules that night
No.324557
Anonymous
Replies:>>324761
>>324554
>drone refuses to wipe off your mucous, proudly showing it to every drone she sees
No.324558
Anonymous
Replies:>>324620
I deleted a jpg of a mango in my drones OS and now she's bricked
No.324559
Anonymous
Replies:>>324568
>>324556
>Joblin: You're the boss, you tell me.
This just goes to show that you work better with less brains.
No.324560
Anonymous
Image:176923287649.jpg(70kB, 672x569)BMalk2.jpg
No.324561
Anonymous
Replies:>>324571
Image:176923302065.png(2.77MB, 4501x2642)IMG_1273.png
new solver gf just dropped
No.324562
Anonymous
Replies:>>324566
>>324427
I mean, aren't they pretty bad parents to most of their kids? Beretta got neglected, Negev got thrown in the nuthouse, and Uzi can't stand the sight of Akita.
No.324563
Anonymous
>Geist doesn't need to fly in order to get in and out of the Imperial Palace
>He just rears up like a cobra until he's reached far enough to slither
No.324564
Anonymous
>>324541
>Depressed in his room, the Grub resorts to one of the few outlets of social interaction available to him
>(somewhere else)
>AM is donating all of his hard earned cash to his favorite vtuber
>AM when his donations to Molli’s streams are suddenly outshined by a new viewer,
>$50 from “Grubhubpercs”!
>$100 from “Grubhubpercs”!
>$500 from “Grubhubpercs”!
>She SAYS HIS NAME
>AND THANKS HIM
>THIS WON’T STAND
>”AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!”
>HATE
>HATE
>HATE
>HATE
>HATE
>HATE
>HATE
>HATE
No.324566
Anonymous
Replies:>>324570
>>324562
Tbf Beretta only got psudo-neglected, and they at least one parent actively trying to be a parent for all of the above. Figured it would be more interesting to run Geist as essentially both trying to wash their hands of the whole situation instead of doing a retread of the other kids' childhoods.
No.324567
Anonymous
Replies:>>324569
>>324564
what, did Molli suddenly start doing gardening streams?
No.324568
Anonymous
Image:176923444116.png(374kB, 620x380)Screenshot 2026-01-23 235926.png
>>324559
>J reaction as she watches Tessa and her tiny clone start making out sloppy style
No.324569
Anonymous
>>324567
Since she started getting donations for them, duh
No.324570
Anonymous
Replies:>>324578
>>324566
I was going to say something, but then I realized babby Geist being kept at arm's reach because Uzi and N have no idea whether he's an Antichrist or some Solver skinsuit or something would be a natural place for Uzi to project her own ashamed, disgusted feelings about being a Solverpede herself. N is just terrified of Geist at first, but then he twigs on to how weirdly personal Uzi's disgusted reactions to him are.
No.324571
Anonymous
Replies:>>324688
>>324561
>Offsite and not /MD/ related:
https://x.com/i/status/1989169237043343522
Don't ever bring this crap here again and start creating it yourself nigga.
No.324572
Anonymous
Image:176923515043.png(282kB, 1395x1683)spoopypasta keeter looked at me in the face from the screen very scary i shit pant.png
my rone is bleeding tubby custard is this normal
No.324573
Anonymous
>>324572
Yes this is a very fine and normal drone and you should pat her head and tell her so

Do not plug this drone into the wall, however, or it will catch fire and melt, for drone reasons
No.324574
Anonymous
Replies:>>324582
Mac and Colt commiserating over being the only Doormans who aren't on the spectrum
No.324575
Anonymous
>>324564
>Molli sets a "visit from me" donator reward at some ridiculously high number, confident that no one will be able to pay
>somehow "Grubhubpercs" managed it within the hour, and now she's mandated to visit 'that' outpost
>it gets even worse when she actually goes there
>golly gosh, is that flesh
>is this thing breathing?
>is this thing my backer!?
>she thought she'd be dealing with some sad lonely drone
>she prepared, bootloop in hand, for some sad lonely drone
>now she has to navigate a full day with the freaking biblical Leviathan instead
>gumdrops she hates her job
No.324576
Anonymous
Replies:>>324580
AM found Cyns poorly written smut of him and N being fags
No.324577
Anonymous
No.324578
Anonymous
>>324570
Neat point, but I honestly have no idea how N would even start trying to deal with the things that implies other than just a generic "comfort/reassure Uzi," since he'd probably still have his own reservations about the grub itself.


>after all, N has experience with loving things against the judgements of those around him, and it didn't end well
>the "evilometer" was actually N's idea, borne of a past where he regrets dismissing the signs, making sure to mark down exactly how many evil things the grub did and of what kind
>maybe he could stop it this time
>maybe he could have stopped it last time, if he paid attention
No.324579
Anonymous
Replies:>>324581
>when Geist was a grub, Uzi left one of her Solverpede camera eyes in his room at all times, just to be ABSOLUTELY SURE he didn't start doing Antichrist stuff while no one was around
No.324580
Anonymous
Replies:>>324623
>>324576
>Worse
>AM found Cyn's excellently written, deeply in-character slowburn smut
>then he remembers that the events of the opening chapters happened just last week...
>now up against the hand of the Solver itself, he must struggle with all his might and this sample of its chosen fate to avoid the nigh-inevitable faggotry
>or, at least, to avoid being the bottom
No.324581
Anonymous
>>324579
Actual claims made by Uzi, generally to N:

>"He's drawing occult sigils!"
It was chewing on the wall

>"He's practicing murder!"
It was nudging its toys around

>"Fucker's taunting me!"
It was looking at the camera(it likes that mom is here)

>"He's making a break for it!"
This one was actually true, dude got bored of sitting in the room and tried to exit via the vents
No.324582
Anonymous
>>324574
If you don't think Colt's in a perpetual tard rage, then anon I have a bridge to sell you
No.324583
Anonymous
Image:176923768303.jpg(390kB, 1079x1225)@nitrofizzyfaz.jpg
We need more hair down drone.
No.324584
Anonymous
Image:176923805797.png(571kB, 566x762)Screenshot 2026-01-24 010023.png
>>324583
>Even in haircuts, J still jobs
No.324585
Anonymous
Image:176923830219.png(1.48MB, 1408x1404)174768730524.png
>All the Nuzi children are bonding over parental trauma
>Negev locked in a lunatic asylum
>Akita deliberately shunned by Uzi
>Arrow straight up thrown in the gutter
>Geist rejected by his parents who’ve also very well tried to get rid of him
>Remmy having his dad killed by his mom
>Colt forever failing to meet his parents expectations
>”What about you, Mac?”
>”I don’t know, man.”
>He appears to be deep in thought.
>The others look on with a looming sense of dread.
>They’ve only heard terrible things about Mac, but to imagine what kind of maltreatment he suffered at the hands of N and Uzi, to inflict upon his mind to become the reputation he’d earned, none wanted to imagine.
>Mac is still silent.
>Akita tries to comfort his duress.
>”Bro, it’s ok if you don’t want to talk, we’ve all gone through some tough stuff and we get it” she says. “Most of us, at least” she says, side eying Beretta.
>”No,” Mac says.
>”W-well I mean, if we can’t-“ Akita says, before getting cut off.
>”He touched me.” Mac says.
>Everybody is slack jawed, eyes wide.
>Beretta scoffs, but Negev is stunned.
>This was something she’d never thought her brother would admit.
>This was getting extremely awkward.
>This was another level of bad.
>”We don’t have to talk about this right now,” Remmy says. Remmy himself is having an on the spot cold breakdown at the implication.
>”Dude.” Arrow says.
>The room is silent, for the moment. Geist breaks the silence, reading the room.
>Nobody wants to hear what’s about to come next.
>”I was working that day.” Mac began. “He came by to see me. I always thought we had a good relationship. Everything seemed fine.”
>”Maybe he thought I couldn’t handle the stress. I don’t know why decided to work along with me. He was in our uniforms. I don’t know if his job in the Outpost even allows him to do that.”
>”The whole Outpost loves him. I couldn’t make him leave. That was where everything just started to go wrong.”
>”I was helping a customer, I thought I was doing fine. But apparently Dad was troubled. He always kept watching me. Following me around. Trying to find me alone. I was just trying to work.”
>”He came up behind me while I was working one on one with a customer. He had me where he wanted me.”
>”Then he-“
>Mac froze. He adjusted his words, catching his next lines.
>”Right in front on the customer, he…grabbed me to face him. He used his strength to pin me there, I couldn’t escape.”
>”I couldn’t understand what was going on, I was too busy trying to deal with the customer. But he pinned me against the table with his arms.”
>”He had that smile, that hypnotized everybody around me. I couldn’t do anything.”
>”His body against mine, his chest against mine, forcing me against the table. He put his hand on my head, rubbing it. Then he told me, with that damn smile, “Nice job, kid! You’re doing well with the ladies. Keep them happy, haha!”
>”Then he let me go. Everybody had seen it. Dominating me against my will, penetrating the tender working of my inner image. It was-“
>”-Hold up,” Negev said.
>”Yeah sis?”
>”Are…are you talking about what happened last weekend when he hugged you in front of everybody while you two were working tables at Disassembly Drone Hooters?”
>”What the fuck?” Colt said.
>”DUDE! THAT WAS EMBARRASSING AS FUCK!” Mac yelled.
>”The customers wouldn’t leave me alone after that! You know how many old ladies tried to give me their numbers after that?”
>”Mac, what the heck are you talking about?” Akita said, baffled.
>”One of my teachers literally showed up while I was on shift, she wanted me to find Dad so that she could pay us to wipe each other’s shorts in front of her while I moaned and called him Daddy. That was so freaking awkward!”
>”I thought we were TRAUMA BONDING!” Remmy said. “WHAT IS THIS?!”
>”Man, after he hugged me, I literally couldn’t get a break for days at my job! Have you ever been sexually harassed by ladies twice your age for days on end, on and OFF work? I was mentally drained after sleeping with ten of them! It fucking sucks, I have to lie to my girlfriend saying I’m volunteering at the Senior home!”
>”G-girlfriend?” Colt says.
>”Yeah, and now she’s told me that she wants to see me and Dad fuck, because it would be hot for her!”
>”What does this have to do with N and Uzi?” Arrow said.”
>”Like, seriously. I feel like you’re bragging about getting laid.” Geist said.
>”Man, fuck you guys. I love him, but I wish he wasn’t waiting tables with me. Those skimpy ass outfits don’t do us favors. That gives everybody ideas that I don’t want to indulge in. It’s weird shit. I’m not into that incest stuff anymore.” Mac said, aggravated.
>”But you’re okay with P and DS-M working there!” Beretta said.
>”Huh? What about them?”
>”This was a waste of time.” Geist said.
>”Fuck you guys, that was weird.” Mac says again.
>The room is silent for a minute, before Akita attempts to restart the conversation.
>”Uh, ok guys. What about you, Beretta? What did your parents do?”
>”Shit, dude. Well, N and Uzi. I don’t consider them my parents at all. They’re a bunch of bastards, and liars.”
>”Harsh. Why do you hate them so much? What did they do to you?” Akita asks.
>”They said they were going to take me to the re-release of Revenge of the Sith, but then they forgot. It was…the worst thing they’ve ever done to me.”
>”…”
>”You’re serious? You gotta be fucking with us.” Negev says.
>”It’s a better written reason than your shitty asylum arc.” said Beretta.
>”Shut up, sis.”
>”Maybe you should try being normal, like me, idiot, and then you won’t get thrown in the loony bin.” Beretta responded.
>”Fuck off.”
No.324586
Anonymous
Replies:>>324588
>>324585
>>Remmy having his dad killed by his mom
Wait, when was this? I thought RUINS N got jumped by sentinels.
No.324587
Anonymous
Image:176923878577.png(487kB, 1228x1009)Screenshot 2026-01-24 011026.png
>>324585
Kek, post-cannon timeline stays winning as parents
>pic related is where they're all hanging out
No.324588
Anonymous
>>324586
>N goes to his first day of work
>Immediately "wrong neighborhood's" himself

But yeah, I thought Vicious' Femdrone's whole thing was trying to make more Ns. If anything Remmy should be complaining about how she neglects his sister to run a wierd sex factory.
No.324589
Anonymous
Replies:>>324592
>>324588
Femdrone isn't Uzi tho
No.324590
Anonymous
>He doesn’t know
No.324591
Anonymous
Image:176923919848.png(1.10MB, 1199x1080)Tessa but as that Junjo ito panel.png
No.324592
Anonymous
Image:176923919864.gif(579kB, 800x800)Femdrone Loredrop.gif
>>324589
Isn't she in the RUINS continuity at least? I thought that was it's whole conceit?
No.324593
Anonymous
Replies:>>324627
Image:176923925474.png(12kB, 345x287)gi89wj.png
>>324588
Huh??
Are you confusing things?? Femdrone and Uzi are not the same person. That's just a fucking funpost another drawfag made
>>324592
No
No.324594
Anonymous
Image:176923965030.jpg(62kB, 850x778)UziDoneWithIt.jpg
>>324585
>"Ynow, Negev always talks about how she got locked in the loony bin"
>"Somehow she forgets to mention how she tore her own oil lines out looking for flesh"
>"Joke's on her, she's only got it in the midsection anyways"
No.324595
Anonymous
Image:176923984188.png(56kB, 664x595)2026-01-23_23-28.png
>>324587
>pic
I could forget anything, huh
No.324596
Anonymous
>>324585
>Mac sighs as he leaves the crossover, returning to his room where a mere 6 horny ghosts await
>When will someone understand his pain
>Is there anyone who can comfort the too hot to handle?

>Somewhere in the world, sympathy pangs flow through Molli and Mylo
>Probably just another tracking device in their breakfast
No.324597
Anonymous
Replies:>>324745
>>324595
>Akita informing Alpha she's expecting
>Alpha trying to event prep as he figures out who she's expecting today without looking like a dunce
No.324598
Anonymous
Replies:>>324607
>>324585
>Colt ever accepting that Akita has issues with their parents
>Holy hell, they'd probably at least try to move the moon and stars if she asked, and he'd be the one assigned to doing it

It is solely social pressure that prevents Colt from strangling her right here and now
No.324599
Anonymous
No.324600
Anonymous
Replies:>>324601
Image:176924078094.jpg(77kB, 887x1097)1507920117568.jpg
>>324448
>>324449
a bit of a hard turn from just latex outfits
No.324601
Anonymous
>>324600
I mean technically it's not a dick. It just looks very, very, very much like a giant penisgina thing.
No.324602
Anonymous
>>324505
NO, NOT ON THE CARPET!
No.324603
Anonymous
Replies:>>324604
>>324515
how did it get there in time with its stubby little legs
No.324604
Anonymous
>>324603
>Delivery time was 24 hours
>Starting point was next door
No.324605
Anonymous
>>324547
> two Tessas
interesting...
No.324606
Anonymous
Replies:>>324608
>>324572
Did Keeter liquefy herself and slink inside an empty drone husk?
No.324607
Anonymous
Replies:>>324610
>>324598
>>324585
>Colt trying to get Akita evicted because she's "straight-up not a Nuzi kid"
>Told to shut up cause he's killing the vibe
>"So what, half-siblings are allowed now? Are we gonna invite Hope to this?"
>Cut to Geist hologramming Hope a fake body in his conspicuously absent chair
No.324608
Anonymous
>>324606
>be WD!Anon
>Keet wants to be a real drone
>asks if she can become liquid and slip into your body
well anon?
No.324609
Anonymous
>>324608
>have something even closer to sex than immoral makeouts are
Hell yeah!
No.324610
Anonymous
>>324607
>JC joins them for dinner
>his narrative is so prejudicial to the story that it crashes and everyone is booted from the session
No.324611
Anonymous
>>324608
Ah jeeze, this reminds me of that time I went on a date with that girl stuck inside that pipe.
No.324612
Anonymous
>>324499
Holy nice.
No.324613
Anonymous
Replies:>>324616
>>324608
>keet enjoys full day of high liquidity controlling anon
>thanks him for the good time and slithers out
>only, she missed a piece of biomass on the exit
>now the WDAnon is keetpreggers

wwyd?
No.324614
Anonymous
>>324505
Ooh, vile creature. Great job, anon.
No.324615
Anonymous
>>324520
Blood loss is unpleasant, I wish my drone wife wouldn't bite me.
No.324616
Anonymous
Replies:>>324628
>>324613
Ah yes, the Fuguedrone gambit
No.324617
Anonymous
>>324545
Old classic.
No.324618
Anonymous
No.324619
Anonymous
>>324556
Absolutely correct and bureaucratic, well done, J.
No.324620
Anonymous
No.324621
Anonymous
>>324572
Wow, damn, girl, go see a doctor.
No.324622
Anonymous
Replies:>>324625
>>324545
Do we have it on the booru?
No.324623
Anonymous
>>324580
Good luck fighting God, lol.
No.324624
Anonymous
>>324583
We need more drones with hair!
No.324625
Anonymous
>>324622
Only the first half apparently, but that one has the image loaded
No.324626
Anonymous
>>324585
Holy fucking kek!
No.324627
Anonymous
>>324593
Uf, big gun.
No.324628
Anonymous
>>324616
Does Fuguedrone actually have a story yet? I keep hearing people talk about it, but I have yet to find an actual work of Fuguedrone prose fiction ANYWHERE.
No.324629
Anonymous
>>324628
There are greens about fugedrone inspiring greens I guess? That was the only long one I remember.
No.324630
Anonymous
Replies:>>324632
>>324628
And the one where he meets with Molly
No.324631
Anonymous
Replies:>>324633
Image:176924411469.png(340kB, 1508x1920)7f8b4ba16734679b1afb62fad38a8991.png
>>324628
We have gay green.
No.324632
Anonymous
Image:176924420427.png(1.38MB, 1167x1500)IMG_9875.png
>>324630
Molly and Fuguegreen
No.324633
Anonymous
>>324631 (me)
I first learned about fuguedrone from this green and it basically gave me an explanation of his character.

Not in the sense that he's a gay bot, but in terms of his abilities and personality in general.
No.324634
Anonymous
if you had a worker drone version of yourself, what would you do with it, keep in mind that despite being you, it has all the instincts of a drone (natural desire for human affection, taste for blood, desperation for headpats, wireplay is like sex to it, etc)
No.324635
Anonymous
>>324634
I don't wanna think about it
No.324636
Anonymous
>>324634
Do a synchronized dance
No.324637
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:176924497294.mp4(1.83MB / 0:00:31 / h264+aac, 640x360)ssstwitter.com_1769244954227.mp4
No.324638
Anonymous
>>324634
Damn, his life is going to be difficult. If we assume we're living in the Veteran AU just to make his existence as a drone possible, then it's not that bad overall: he'll live a fairly normal life, with the only problem being that he'll realize he's not original. I think it'll weigh heavily on him, so much so that he'll live far away from me just to avoid having me as a trigger.

I know what you're getting at, anon: yes. If he wanted to stay with me and be my bro, I would perform regular maintenance on him. I would try my best to keep his body functioning properly, I would study the drone's body structure thoroughly and try to gain technical knowledge from specialists. I would regularly clean its internals and replace worn-out parts, and I wouldn't feel an ounce of embarrassment, because for him it's a necessity, and for me it's caring for my bro. Yes, technically it would look like I'm fucking him, and he won't be able to help but feel aroused by it, but we would cross our hands in a truly heterosexual bro handshake and together say "no hono," and defend our shared honor.
No.324639
Anonymous
>>324634
Does he have a worker drone's desire to work, or is he as much of a lazy ass as I am?
No.324640
Anonymous
>>324634
He’d basically go out of his way to remove those drone instincts. That’s assuming he doesn’t kill himself due to body dysphoria, he’d probably do everything in his power to escape the worker drone condition. Maybe try to modify himself to be as robotic as its possible while trying to change his mind to become a different person than the original. Maybe we’ll highlander it out. What about you op?
No.324641
Anonymous
SD-R
R etarded
No.324642
Anonymous
>>324641
R, turn this man into a human leather formal vest (masterwork).
No.324643
Anonymous
Replies:>>324646
>>324642
I didn't expect Rimworld to be so popular.
No.324644
Anonymous
>>324634
Me and my Drone self both being depressed? Misery loves company
No.324645
Anonymous
>>324641
>>324642
>R, turn this man into a meat couch (we are stuck on the Site 2 Island)
No.324646
Anonymous
Replies:>>324648
>>324643
There's an obvious overlap between the outpost simulator and the outpost show. And yet, nobody's capitalized on it with a good mod.
No.324647
Anonymous
>>324641
No, she's cute bRat!
No.324648
Anonymous
Image:176924862865.png(156kB, 1050x466)CLangClang.png
>>324646
There is that one drone mod using Androids, I adimt it should be using Asimov but there is actually a very funny bug in Androids expanded, they were never meant to have sex and so because drones are alowed to fall in love and want to clang with thier lover but they cannot go to sleep after sex so they will instead have sex with their partner untill that partner leaves the bed, very old pic rel, Dee drained Anon an avrage of 9 times per night
No.324649
Anonymous
>>324648
Everything is according to canon.
No.324650
Anonymous
Image:176924983028.png(817kB, 1000x750)1769201262732157.png
>"E? Have you seen my bowl of nitroglycerin anywhere?"
>The disassembler grinds to a halt in the middle of pouring the stuff into the waiting maw of SD-S.
>"Your wot?"
>And not a moment later:
No.324651
Anonymous
Image:176924993826.jpg(161kB, 1016x727)SmartSelect_20260124-041822_Sketchbook.jpg
No.324652
Anonymous
No.324653
Anonymous
Image:176925043343.jpg(934kB, 1464x1506)IMG_8950.jpeg
>>324642
No.324654
Anonymous
>>324651
Absolute nice.
No.324655
Anonymous
>>324650
Holy kekl.
No.324656
Anonymous
Replies:>>324658
>>324650
why is S thirsty for the exploding juice
No.324657
Anonymous
Image:176925129172.jpg(134kB, 1573x1639)Spoiler image
Plot twist: Geist's true parentage
No.324658
Anonymous
>>324656
Too many graham crackers.
No.324659
Anonymous
Replies:>>324667
Buddy but he’s a principal skinner type character
No.324660
Anonymous
>>324651
Oh no?!
No.324661
Anonymous
Replies:>>324662
Image:176925191942.png(56kB, 660x660)c46deb1065958345a290ace5e9662196.png
>Stop eating me, you dumb creature.[angry]
No.324662
Anonymous
Image:176925203349.jpg(499kB, 1616x1277)172962035057.jpg
>>324661
>I'm a potato!
No.324663
Anonymous
Replies:>>324668
We talked about pinching drone tummies, but what would you do if your drone came up to you and pinched your tummy?
No.324664
Anonymous
Image:176925239023.jpg(217kB, 729x1240)Screenshot_20251106_223849_Chrome.jpg
>>324662
>Eww a vegetable. [Disgust]
No.324665
Anonymous
Replies:>>324666
>>324662
>Geist bites Aunt Cyn
No.324666
Anonymous
No.324667
Anonymous
>>324659
>a principal skinner
What is it?
No.324668
Anonymous
>>324663
I'd scream in pain. You do remember how strong drones are, anon?
No.324669
Anonymous
Replies:>>324672
>>324667
Someone who’s stuck as a principal and sucks at his job
No.324670
Anonymous
Replies:>>324672
>>324667
What level of sheltered ESL are you to not know that?
No.324671
Anonymous
>>324664
Bunny mommy feeding her strawbabby carrots.
No.324672
Anonymous
Replies:>>324676
>>324669
>>324670
Okay, I just Googled it. The Simpsons was never my favorite show. I only watched it on TV as a kid when I had nothing better to do.

Although I admit, I liked Principal Skinner: he was a pretty funny character. Although I don't really remember what he did, so I can't say anything about what Buddy would be like if he played him.
No.324674
Anonymous
Replies:>>324679
>>324673
There is text on the left side, but I'm too ESL to make it out.
No.324675
Anonymous
>>324592
My God, what a classic.
No.324676
Anonymous
Replies:>>324678
>>324672
Skinner back in the earlier seasons was formerly a vietnam veteran
No.324677
Anonymous
>>324673
Bunny finally loses it
No.324678
Anonymous
>>324676
I just googled it and damn, his story is pretty sad.
No.324679
Anonymous
>>324674
reads to me as "holler till you pass out"
No.324680
Anonymous
Molly.
No.324681
Anonymous
Replies:>>324682
Image:176925685247.jpg(128kB, 874x925)Creature.jpg
>>324673
No.324682
Anonymous
No.324683
Anonymous
>>324680
Calls any miniatures painted by Buddy and DDanni "plaster soldiers" and doesn't understand how one of them can cost $50.
No.324684
Anonymous
What are your favorite clanker kinos?
No.324685
Anonymous
Dispenser Lady Hugs Youyoutube thumb
This is what hugging Ivory feels like, just with the sound of bones breaking.
No.324686
Anonymous
Replies:>>324694
>>324684
I actually couldn't think of many films where robots were the focus. One film that comes to mind is about a humanoid robot with rabbit ears who was being "trained" by criminals.
No.324687
Anonymous
Replies:>>324689
Image:176926255740.jpg(269kB, 2085x2463)CuteY.jpg
Putting drones in frilly dresses!
No.324688
Anonymous
>>324571
it was a joke, you sperg
No.324689
Anonymous
Replies:>>324693
>>324687
Why does this robot dare to disobey its master? Anon, don't you hit her? Robots start to forget their place if you don't hit them from time to time.
No.324690
Anonymous
>>324585
kek, good green
No.324691
Anonymous
>>324651
oh deer
No.324692
Anonymous
>>324673
masqy accidentally ate a bunch of magnets and now she's having a bad trip
No.324693
Anonymous
Replies:>>324695
>>324689
>Anon, don't you hit her
I plead with her every night to not have to hit her with a whip, I still have to do it but not much, I only do like three light smacks on the bottomplate and I sometimes want to cry after that
No.324694
Anonymous
>>324684
Robocop? I guess he's more of a cyborg
>>324686
you're thinking of Chappie. but yeah, not a ton come to mind.
there's Metropolis, Terminator, WALL-E, Robots... uh... that newish one, The Wild Robot...
No.324695
Anonymous
Replies:>>324701
>>324693
My wife dresses up as a maid and asks me to act like a mean boss towards her, punishing her for imaginary offenses. This wouldn't be so strange if she weren't a sentinel drone three heads taller than me and who fought in the bloodiest battles of the war.

I think this stems from her difficult past as a worker drone. We inflicted serious psychological trauma on the drones.
No.324696
Anonymous
Image:176926550945.jpg(79kB, 1080x1155)Solver soccer team.jpg
No.324697
Anonymous
>>324414
John the grub surrogate father
No.324698
Anonymous
>AM doesn't hate Tessa
>But he does hate that she's human
>So he puts his annoyance and frustration with Chn to the side to make Tessa a superior drone body to place her consciousness into
>Tessa will thank him for it, she doesn't know what's good for her
No.324699
Anonymous
>>324696
I want to take those shorts off using my mouth
No.324700
Anonymous
>>324696
Oh, anon, it looks like you downloaded a low-resolution image.
No.324701
Anonymous
Replies:>>324707
>>324695
“sentinel drone forced to be good little robot for master” is the second most popular fetish content among SDs just behind DD snuff content
No.324702
Anonymous
Image:176926717807.png(427kB, 2506x1880)1700010087687.png
No.324703
Anonymous
>>324702
classic
No.324704
Anonymous
Image:176926749957.png(43kB, 634x370)172473590695.png
>>324702
The Absolute Femcel wishes this was true
No.324705
Anonymous
it has come to our attention that a bug in the most recent update for our Worker Drone line has caused a minor memory issue that erases all data related to the individual listed as the drone's main user. JCloud subscribers can restore from a saved backup, but unsubscribed customers will have to input the new data manually.

We have released a patch to remedy the issue, and apologize for any inconvenience

– JCJenson Tech Support
No.324706
Anonymous
>>324705
>Laughs in Drone Temple OS
No.324707
Anonymous
Replies:>>324709
Image:176926841801.png(93kB, 834x1046)097f5043c9fcb328d098b97649c1f31f.png
>>324701
Ah, yes, the drone's natural desire to be a maid.

>DD snuff content
>Pavo's works are considered classics
No.324708
Anonymous
>>324705
If these niggas really haven't turned off automatic updates, they deserve it.
No.324709
Anonymous
>>324707
>among his most popular works is an entire series of videos where Pavo "clumsily" bumps off the other DD maids in a series of comically violent "accidents"
No.324710
Anonymous
Replies:>>324715
>>323928 (me)
>>323957 (me)
>while Yeva did indeed inherit her mom's monsterfucker gene, how trivial it would be for Geist to kill her instantly is just the second most attractive thing about him to her
>she's most attracted to him because he's a childhood friend and a gentle, sensitive music nerd who, as she later discovers, cries from a mix of joy and feeling inadequate during the afterglow of their immoral makeouts
No.324711
Anonymous
Replies:>>324713
GIVE ME MY FRIEND-SHAPED DRONES DAMNIT
No.324712
Anonymous
Replies:>>324716
>>324709
>Tags: NTR(DD_Cucked_By_Sentinel), Handholding, Drone'd
No.324713
Anonymous
>>324711
You must kill all politicians first
No.324714
Anonymous
Image:176926909564.jpg(1.63MB, 1772x1408)173767561365.jpg
No.324715
Anonymous
Replies:>>325157
Image:176926934774.gif(3.62MB, 640x480)1669160780005.gif
>>324710 (me)
Semi-relatedly, I just realized how I picture Geist as a person: he's basically a male Bocchi, if Bocchi was a giant biomechanical eldritch centipede monster instead of being ridiculously prone to over the top catastrophizing.
No.324716
Anonymous
Replies:>>324720
>>324709
>>324712
Damn, that DD operator has seen a lot of things.
No.324717
Anonymous
Fuck, don't tell me something happened again.
No.324718
Anonymous
>>324683
Ooo that would feel like a wound on their soul
No.324719
Anonymous
>>324718
A man is easily hurt, but he will not show it outwardly.
No.324720
Anonymous
Replies:>>324729
>>324716
>He has to film POV shots of getting cucked
>Pavo's newest invention is "letting" the cuck chair dweller get sloppy seconds only to shove them away at the last secondd
No.324721
Anonymous
>>324718
>>324683
>>324680
>Molly states this confidently with her mountain of plushies and themed pillows behind her.
No.324722
Anonymous
Replies:>>324723
>>324721
She needs those to make her feel safe
No.324723
Anonymous
Replies:>>324730
>>324722
So she's a pussy? I see.
No.324724
Anonymous
Image:176927058965.jpg(542kB, 1044x1330)20251103231212.jpg
No.324725
Anonymous
>>324724
Tessa would never do that! But she would try to kidnap Uzi to keep her in her bedroom
No.324726
Anonymous
>>324724
"Tessa" hitting the ‘look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power’
No.324727
Anonymous
Image:176927079407.jpg(376kB, 1632x1211)IMG_1251.jpeg
>>324724
Visibly horny and jealous that Tessa didn’t call her that word
No.324728
Anonymous
Replies:>>324737
>>324721
>DDanni and Molly most often argue over who spends more money on "useless things"
No.324729
Anonymous
>>324720
>"I'm also something of a producer."
>Pavo, when asked about his hobbies
No.324730
Anonymous
Replies:>>324731
>>324723
I would like her pussy.
No.324731
Anonymous
>>324730
Woa upon the plussies
No.324732
Anonymous
Image:176927259898.png(847kB, 2284x1827)4f4f9365277f8efca1da6d4507306136.png
Hmm, what will Molly's preferences be in plushies? Or does she not care and just want them soft?
No.324733
Anonymous
>>324732
>No monsters, except the silly kid friendly kind
>Perferrably nothing from her own show
>No clear child characters: she dosen't actually mind, but gets super wierd over them and has to be tard wrangled away
No.324734
Anonymous
Replies:>>324736
Image:176927326197.png(210kB, 392x338)glenn_collins.png
>>324504
>gorilla_grip_tailussy !?
Don't worry about it blame the part where Anon almost gets his blood flow obliterated by her
No.324735
Anonymous
>>324732
lots of sanrio stuff. she's not picky or autistic over which character, she just thinks they're cute. she also has a strange affection for raggedy Ann and Andy
No.324736
Anonymous
>>324734
Now that I think about it, there are a lot of greens where someone gets tail wrapped but I think this is the first one where this actually happens, guess I'm a pioneer on this front... and now I have an idea for a bloodplay green but I have to study FUCK!
No.324737
Anonymous
Replies:>>324739
>>324728
DDanni. Its definitely DDanni.
No.324738
Anonymous
Image:176927470847.png(221kB, 875x1030)1700016788981.png
No.324739
Anonymous
Image:176927476711.png(252kB, 640x859)i-feel-more-like-im-fighting-tyranids-than-a-dying-race-v0-7d8hkrctws3f1.png
>>324737
No.324740
Anonymous
>>324738
>Bigass Cynner
>Loses half her height to bad posture

Kek and cannonpilled
No.324741
Anonymous
Replies:>>324744
>>324738
At this height her spider Cynussy is exposed to mouth attacks at all times
No.324742
Anonymous
Are there any none solver cannibalistic drone?
No.324743
Anonymous
Replies:>>328593
>>324742
possibly Alice
No.324744
Anonymous
>>324741
>"Oh no an-on, my "w~e~e~Ek spot is ex-posed"
>anon girds his loins for massive damage
No.324745
Anonymous
>>324597
>"I lost the baby"
>"Well, let's go find it. Can't be that hard"
No.324746
Anonymous
Image:176927722508.jpg(15kB, 474x237)Think, anon.jpg
>>324745
No.324747
Anonymous
>>324745
>she does in fact mean it exactly that way
>her uterus grew wings and flew off into the night
>she has good reasons to perfer being a drone, you know
No.324748
Anonymous
Replies:>>324751
Keeter deleeter.
No.324749
Anonymous
No.324750
Anonymous
Replies:>>324752
>>324585
Sexual harassment N
No.324751
Anonymous
Replies:>>324753
>>324748
>Keet is now [NULL] and [VOID], always has been
>Colt's life now 2000% better
>N-tier personality and full on harem protag w his childhood friends
>not everything's perfect, though
>its lonely being an only child
>too bad he dosen't have a sister or something
>now time to investigate that wierd red thing he saw prowling around the wastes...
No.324752
Anonymous
>>324750
Sexual harrassmeNt
No.324753
Anonymous
Replies:>>324754
>>324751
>Arrow creature may be sister, but they aren't biologically related
>matter of factly she's not technically related to Uzi either, she's more a homonculus than anything else
>either way, anime logic mandates she join the harem
>Uzi can't watch "Onii-Chan" anime anymore without dry heaving
No.324754
Anonymous
Replies:>>324755
>>324753
Arrow Creature (Name To Be Determined) is a 30 year old hag
No.324755
Anonymous
>>324754
> Now she fits the "Ara Ara" archetype

There is no escaping the protagonist's harem, arrow
No.324756
Anonymous
Replies:>>324760
I hate my inability to draw
No.324757
Anonymous
Replies:>>324763
Image:176928133589.png(1.89MB, 1748x2480)175640865024.png
>U-U are engaging in console war again
>U-'s position near the tv has been compromised by missile fire from -U, who has holed up in the bathroom and taken cover from gunfire in an overturned bathtub
>only the tv is free of damage, protected by mutual agreement
>meanwhile, anon is in the kitchen trying to build a house of cards but it keeps toppling over whenever there's an explosion and because his nerves are frayed from the constant gunfire
No.324758
Anonymous
>>324651
Lovely work on the rib hugs, Anon

In other news can somebody tell me who these two are? I don't recognize them and I don't think this is booru-uploaded yet.
No.324759
Anonymous
Image:176928147622.png(7kB, 434x102)upload.png
>>324758
Seems like it's pending, the file name is the same at least
No.324760
Anonymous
>>324756
Just try, anon. I'm not good either and haven't drawn anything for a while cuz I'm for focus in writing.
>>324758
Val and serial_designation_upsilon
No.324761
Anonymous
>>324557
>t.Emily
No.324762
Anonymous
>>324583
Oh hey it's timid J
No.324763
Anonymous
No.324764
Anonymous
I like to think that Uzi's oldest daughter, over the course of thirty years of teaching herself how to read and reading and learning speech by eavesdropping on people and probably also watching anime, is overly verbose and inclined towards pontificating. Or would she be more like Roy Batty than Adam Frankenstein? More succinct, but still clearly well-read and intelligent?
No.324765
Anonymous
Replies:>>324767
>>324634
A worker drone that kinda resembles me and has the same interests as me would be pretty cool ngl
No.324766
Anonymous
>>324634
This is a Zach hypothetical. Or a Chris hypothetical. The point is it's being used to get under Tomar's skin.
No.324767
Anonymous
Replies:>>324768
>>324765
What would you do when (you) drone would ask for uppies? What would you do if (you) drone asked you to open his maintainance hatch and clean his internals? How would you react to the moans in your voice as you do cable managment?
No.324768
Anonymous
Replies:>>324772
>>324767
Would that count as selfcest?
No.324769
Anonymous
Replies:>>324770
/md/ has falling
No.324770
Anonymous
Image:176928318810.png(179kB, 809x1010)4a399cf72b51e8eca2be4f41ba8df567.png
>>324769
No.324771
Anonymous
Image:176928338109.png(11kB, 792x819)DoomersLookLikethis.png
>MD has X
>MD has Y
>MD has started doing cartwheels
Shut up slut! I know you're a drone trying to coerce someone into clang correcting you!
No.324772
Anonymous
>>324768
I think it's called selfcest.
No.324773
Anonymous
Replies:>>324775
MD Geist. What a silly name
No.324774
Anonymous
Replies:>>324776
so schlatts working with glitch now. neat
No.324775
Anonymous
Image:176928435350.jpg(1.95MB, 768x4190)1436556795060.jpg
>>324773
It's his DJ name. And the name of the OVA Geist was named after. He watched it with his mom and grandma once because they have nothing but good things to say about it, but was mortified to find out the titular protagonist prevents the unstoppable genocidal killbot army from being released, then releases the unstoppable genocidal killbot army himself anyway because he ran out of anyone else to fight.
>"Oh Robo-God... I gotta throw up..." [scurries off as fast as his Solverpede rib-legs can carry him]
>"... Uzi, your son's a fucking wimp."
>"Bite me, Mom."
No.324776
Anonymous
Replies:>>324778
>>324774
>schlatts
Who?
No.324777
Anonymous
Replies:>>324779
grubs are something like brood parasites, as they seek out homes, factories, and other such locations with multiple drones, kill and devour one of said drones, then replace them
No.324778
Anonymous
Replies:>>324781
>>324776
a guy with mutton chops
No.324779
Anonymous
>>324777
>They still have standard grub size/appearance after they replace them, though
>This results in the things rolling about the household with slightly different visor colors, talking about how much they love being the drone they just ate
>The very smartest of their kind fashion little paper masks with crayons and scissors to blend in better
>The solver probably could have given them bigger brains
>Or, at the very least, a wider toolset to work with
>It still works a surprising number of times though, if only because of the audacity/novelty
No.324780
Anonymous
>>324775
Fuck you anon, now I gotta go watch it
>Apparently there's a sequel too
No.324781
Anonymous
No.324782
Anonymous
Replies:>>324783
Image:176928635655.jpg(449kB, 1039x1548)new_hoodie_request.jpg
All that grubs talk made me realize my parasite concept is underdeveloped.
No.324783
Anonymous
Replies:>>324784
>>324782
How so Berrynon?
No.324784
Anonymous
>>324783
It doesn't have any design and very little lore.
No.324785
Anonymous
Replies:>>324806
>>324402
True, but at the same time they'd be the ones who wake up from dreams where they're normal(-ish) drones like their siblings are to live in their disappointing realities.
No.324786
Anonymous
I just read the dumbest edgiest and most pointless green ever. It was about puppy killing satanist nazis that rule the md galaxy and do evil shit to worker drones. It’s kind of funny in retrospective but the green wasn’t finished so it didn’t go anywhere much.
No.324787
Anonymous
>>324786
You talking about 0ilrig's neo-Nazi Satanist humanity?
No.324788
Anonymous
>>324775
>Geist doesn't actually mind the brutal deaths and bioflesh
>After all, he's sees far gorier things from his own anatomy daily
>It's not like he hasn't hologrammed drone deaths before too for theatre/improv, even if that seemed to get odd reactions out of his audience
>Nah what horrifies Geist is the characters and setting:

>A world made ruin, where defeat and virtue are one and the same
>Characters set up as sympathetic made utter failures, their most desperate efforts undone by beings utterly beyond their comprehension or ability to influence
>Decades of efforts by hundreds of men discarded by something fundamentally more than they could ever be
>A world seemingly full of people with hopes and dreams and plans nearly saved and then doomed on a whim, simply because no one could stop the 'hero'
>Geist has no issue with monstrous villains or desperate straits, but this is simply horrible to contemplate

>... it also doesn't hurt that this ties into some musings Geist had about being born in different circumstances
>Say, perhaps, while his dad was still on his "genocide grind"
>knowing both his capabilities and his diet, the prospect of deploying both against his classmates feels...
>unfortunate
>He'll keep this problem to himself though
>After all, it's not like mom ever had to deal with something like that
No.324789
Anonymous
making sentinelf bootloop exclusively by playing with her ears
No.324790
Anonymous
Replies:>>324796
>>324787
The what now?
No.324791
Anonymous
>>324787
I found it while capping greens. Its about a drone dash drone.
No.324792
Anonymous
Replies:>>324794
>>324786
I remember that one, that guy was dedicated as all hell! Wonder why he stopped writing them, last I remember it was finally starting to shift into "and then the Solver killed everyone" gear, seems a shame to stop writing right before a payoff like that.


Btw you the uploader? If so then great job. Mucho Gracias.
No.324793
Anonymous
Replies:>>324795
>>324791
It wouldn't happen to be these ones would it?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/50543671/chapters/127683685
No.324794
Anonymous
>>324792
Yeah I’m the uploader. I found 5/? parts, seems kind of grimderpy to me but I guess it gets better.
No.324795
Anonymous
>>324793
Its not about amy
No.324796
Anonymous
>>324790
Yeah just search up "Captain Noon" in the /co/ archives and it should drop you into one. They seemed a bit pointlessly dark but they were definitely building up to "solver war but morality swap."
No.324797
Anonymous
Image:176928858654.png(1.18MB, 1468x5600)kill_puppies_for_nazi_super_satan.png
The green in question. Also is it up on the booru hate to upload an incomplete duplicate green.
No.324798
Anonymous
>>324797
I also fucked up the cap. Glad I noticed that before uploading it.
No.324799
Anonymous
Replies:>>324943
>>324791
Yeah that's 0ilrig's ideal society.
No.324800
Anonymous
No.324801
Anonymous
Replies:>>324902
Image:176928895346.jpg(214kB, 2048x2048)terrorbyte__patreon_alien__34__by_chaquetrixoficial_dlc1k37.jpg
Chaquetrix drone
No.324802
Anonymous
>>324797
Not the other anon but yeah that's Oilrig's work. He even submitted it to a 40k fanzine and for some reason it was accepted. It even has tegaki-anon's art with it
>https://litter.catbox.moe/u0z9uhc9cot853z4.pdf
I only held onto this to laugh at it
No.324803
Anonymous
>>324802
Uploader here. Thank you anon.
No.324804
Anonymous
Replies:>>324807
>>324802(me)
At Oilrig's work, not Tegaki. Tegaki had no idea how insane Oilrig actually was before disassociating with him and leaving the threads
No.324805
Anonymous
Replies:>>324809
>Khan realizes one of his grandsons, as an Nth dimensional entity, can go through walls with or without doors
>has existential crisis
No.324806
Anonymous
>>324785
>Akita dreams of being metal/biomecha like her siblings, able to pretend as a drone through the same gimmicks they have
>The prospect of being able to walk the outpost without people reflexively flinching makes her heart soar

>Colt dreams of being flesh/solvertouched the same way, wishing he had the strength and healing and simple capability of his siblings and parents, that he could be looked at as a full person next to them instead of some vase they have to guard
>Maybe also having proof that he isn't adopted would be nice too, given that the only thing he even theoretically got from his parents is a propensity for seizures that neither one deals with. Might be nice to have some confirmation he actually wasn't the pity case he suspects.

>Geist just dreams of having feet
>Legs he sort of gets, he's got the little crawlers on his main body after all, but the sort of balance and grace that bipedals all seem to have is hella impressive, and he has no idea how having the little rectangle hand-things at the end of a leg imparts that onto somebody
>Sure deep down he might have desires towards hands that can become anything or wings or a proper torso with wires for play in it, but he likes to keep things realistic
>Plus he's clearly never getting smaller, so thinking about something so asinine just serves to make him sad
>World's made of glass, he'll never be able to even hug his siblings fully without breaking something, no point wishing otherwise
No.324807
Anonymous
Replies:>>324824
>>324804
He was worse than Pillar, it was fucking insane. I'm surprised he managed to avoid a ban for so long.
No.324808
Anonymous
No.324809
Anonymous
Replies:>>324812
>>324805
>Khan concludes this makes the whole world a door
>Imparts this wisdom onto his grandson, along with his pride
>Said grandson realizes too late this isn't quite the case
>He "scouted a spot" for a party and then had to leave early
>His entire class got stuck in an air-pocket for a day before he remembered to pull them out
>The cave ambiance WAS lit, though
No.324810
Anonymous
Image:176929037404.png(71kB, 631x836)24894feff2d18f45d7abb878e51e47b8.png
No.324811
Anonymous
Replies:>>324817
>>324810
Pretty!
No.324812
Anonymous
>>324809
What kind of other venues do you think Giest likes hosing concerts in.
No.324813
Anonymous
>>324812
He's not a host, he accepts invites. Cave thing probably scared him off from trying again.
No.324814
Anonymous
Image:176929063508.jpg(52kB, 671x680)Get earrub'd, ye cute bitch.jpg
>>324789
No.324815
Anonymous
>>324814
Classic and awesome.
No.324816
Anonymous
>>324814
She's cute, but how do you actually get enough affection points to unlock that scene. I've been trying and failing her romance route as a human for the past several days.
No.324817
Anonymous
>>324810
>>324811
VerY prettY! I imagine this is like a nightgown that Y wears but only on ocassion because it's not military atire
No.324818
Anonymous
>>324816
>as a human
The fuck, how do you even unlock that? I only have the sentinel one when I start
No.324819
Anonymous
Replies:>>324862
>>324812
The Theatre
>Massive space with inbuilt sound and lighting systems
>Easily cleared and manipulated, at least by something that can rip every chair out in a heartbeat
>Nobody notices stray cameras or projectors
>Plus, simultaneously sitting back on the equipment AND the moving the big draping curtain around makes him feel badass
>Hard as all gettout to invite enough people for the space to fill instead of looking wierd and empty though
No.324820
Anonymous
>>324818
You get her by not picking a sentinel drone at the start. It depends though you either get her or sentinel bunnysuit.
No.324821
Anonymous
Replies:>>324825
I haven't seen my girlfriend Thalia for a while and Thad keeps insisting that he and I cuddle to help me feel better
I feel like that'd be cheating but he says that it's totally normal for a human and a drone to cuddle when they're lonely, is this true?
No.324822
Anonymous
>>324816
Same way you get Akita's as a human, you don't.
No.324823
Anonymous
>>324816
I once played a support human and managed to get her counter to 50, even though I was playing a radical human-centrist. I simply healed her at critical moments, but didn't go any further because it was ruining my RP.
No.324824
Anonymous
>>324807
All dramaniggers and schizo should be named and ashamed.
No.324825
Anonymous
>>324821
Dude, he's your bro, you're not gay for this to be risky.
No.324826
Anonymous
>>324816
>Anon doesn't know
>This is actually a molestation scene
>The only way to clang her properly as a human is to confirm her beliefs that humans are impossible to oppose or avoid
>You do this by forcing her through things she doesn't want, both lewd and not(this must take place after the quest about freeing her from Dr. Holly, or the mindbreak fails to land)
>Eventually she has one final crying breakdown and accepts this as reality and you as her new owner

For what its worth you get a special epilogue choice about keeping her as a pet vs a wife, + you can 'romance' her simultaneous to a few other characters but yeah. If you want a sweet and/or wholesome and healthy romance with her you have to be a WD or Sentinel. The DD/Solver-Sapien romance does go hard on her lore/philosophy though.
No.324827
Anonymous
>>324826
Anon, play with DLSs, without them you're literally just playing the skeleton of the game.
No.324828
Anonymous
>>324826
I guess I'll read about it on the wiki or watch a video or something.
No.324829
Anonymous
>>324826
Never played as a solve-sapien before might have to give that a shot.
No.324830
Anonymous
Replies:>>324859
>>324814
>>324816
>>324818

>You actually CAN max affection with her as a human, the "affection limited" signs on her meter are lies
>But what you can't do, no matter gender/hotness stats, is ever enter an explicit romance
>She gets more caring by a lot, starts disagreeing with you more, and occasionally slips up by calling you a "drone" in combat/social interactions, but never actually initiates contact beyond (exceedingly rare and plot important) hugs
>Even in the epilogue of you not romancing somebody else it just mentions that she "lives nearby," relationship between the two of you ambiguous as hell
>Keep in mind you MUST destroy Dr Holly's research, all of it, if you want to get this epilogue: if you keep even part her affection meter drops from whatever it was to 50% and never goes higher again, so you can't befriend her AND get the Golden Ending
>Still, the final pre-epilogue conversation between the two of you is heart-melting

Getting the "I trust you" and the big squeeze hug from her was the best part of my playthrough, dude, but admittedly tried this AFTER I got all the backstory lore from the other routs. Might be underwhelming if it's your first romance.
No.324831
Anonymous
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No.324832
Anonymous
>>324831
>This pleases the Pidge
No.324833
Anonymous
>>324831
Those are some pointy pegs. Would be perfect for pegjobs.
No.324834
Anonymous
No.324835
Anonymous
Image:176929283388.png(50kB, 437x286)eep.png
deleted that masqy from last night x.x
No.324836
Anonymous
>>324831
>the weak should fear the strong
No.324837
Anonymous
Replies:>>324840
>>324835
You regained your lost Sanity Points ?
No.324838
Anonymous
Molly has been announced as a Warframe deluxe skin for Mirage!
No.324839
Anonymous
Image:176929380345.png(346kB, 824x926)Pregnant Pavo.png
No.324840
Anonymous
Replies:>>324843
Image:176929389366.jpg(44kB, 668x630)Spoiler image
>>324835
>>324837
No.324842
Evil AM
Replies:>>324855
Love.
No.324843
Anonymous
Image:176929422810.jpg(81kB, 546x381)1444370758624.jpg
>>324840
No.324844
Anonymous
Replies:>>324851
>>324806
>he'll never be able to even hug his siblings fully without breaking something
Tentacle hugs and rib-leg hugs just aren't the same, not even human hand-tipped super long drone arm tentacles.
No.324845
Anonymous
Replies:>>324846
Image:176929440318.jpg(258kB, 575x1227)Spoiler image
No.324846
Anonymous
>>324845
Can grubs coexist with her parasite?
No.324847
Anonymous
Replies:>>324852
Image:176929454857.png(53kB, 1166x794)175561698560.png
No.324848
Anonymous
>>324846
Like inside of her or?
No.324849
Anonymous
>>324831
It should be me!
No.324850
Anonymous
Replies:>>324941
>>324848
Outside of her, I was thinking outside.
No.324851
Anonymous
>>324844
>Geist knows what it is like to move his hand-tentacles
>The sensation is analogous to fingers, with the further and finer variations on the end providing similar sensations as the tendril on the whole

>Geist has been told what it's like to move his claws
>This sensation is, according to his mother, approximately analogous to arm movements
>Stronger, fuller, sliding along harshly articulated joints and ultimately much more satisfying than the intentional manipulation of a tendril

>It makes sense, then, why he keeps instinctively defaulting to them when he makes emotive gestures
>This does not make them any less strong
>So, after certain incidents, Geist has trained himself to make use of his 'legs' instead, relatively more intimate than the tendrils as they may be
>It's not quite as good as the ones he managed when he was younger or occasionally with mom, but it's close enough
>He has no idea why his parents get so weird about him calling it a "leglock" though
No.324852
Anonymous
>>324847
>Dollypop
No.324853
Anonymous
>>324835
It's all good.
No.324854
Anonymous
Image:176929628923.png(326kB, 784x391)fear.png
uploading masqy to my oc site and I find it very funny how many of her early drawings are her screaming like a little ghoul
No.324855
Cyn
>>324842
>"Love for big bro-ther?"
>"sex-ual-love?"
No.324856
Anonymous
>>324854
the drone is weak to affection
No.324857
Anonymous
>>324854
Chassis is too small to hold all that emotion, clearly.
No.324858
Anonymous
Replies:>>324941
>>324848
>They set up a time share
>grub can incubate, but must leave enough biomass for parasite to keep growing
>in exchange, parasite will give grub access to more areas of the host and occasional parasite flesh food
>Solara has no idea what's going on under her skin, but she doesn't like it
No.324859
Anonymous
Replies:>>324871
>>324830
I once made her a slave in my evil playthrough, and the ending description gave me this:
>"Elf continued to fulfill her hateful duty as a weapon of endless war. Even after your death, she refused to accept her fate and continued to pronounce your name, carrying the bloody glory of a hero of mankind. She will continue to spread your banner across the galaxy, until she receives the long-awaited reunion with you in hell."

She misses me after I'm dead, I think it's sweet.
No.324860
Anonymous
No.324861
Anonymous
No.324862
Anonymous
>>324819
he could put on one helluva one man play.
...do you think Lizzy asks him to act out monsterfucker romances?
No.324863
Anonymous
>>324862
No. Her daughter, his gf, might tho
No.324864
Anonymous
Replies:>>324865
>>324854
Is this a new booru feature?
No.324865
Anonymous
Replies:>>324947
>>324864
Artists have been creating their own websites lately, even Vicious has one.
No.324866
Anonymous
Replies:>>324867
Image:176929900330.png(89kB, 477x408)sleepy.png
>Going to sleep with Y cuddled up to you!
>Feeling Y's wamrth as you fall asleep!
>Listening to Y mumble in her sleep!
"Anon...mein trusted officer's mattress...charge zat fortified position..."
>Kissing Y on the screen!
No.324867
Anonymous
Replies:>>324870
>>324866
You attacked her unprotected rear before going to bed, didn't you, anon?
No.324868
Anonymous
Replies:>>324896
>>324862
>Lizzy may or may not think a little too hard with her second brain sometimes
>Occassionally tries to Ms. Robinson the big-grub
>N wants to discourage it
>But then he has to think about him and Uzi's age gap
>So, for now, the flirting can stay
>Yeva's feelings on the matter are a little more hostile
>And as far as Uzi goes?
>She's too happy her kid avoided inceldom to care

>The requests aren't ALWAYS lewd though
>Sometimes she begs him to put on this wierd play she clearly wrote herself
>One about a red-eyed variant of mom, judging by the hair and costume choices, teaming up with her self insert to save the day
>Sometimes her insert ends up with the obvious aunt V stand in
>Sometimes she ends up with red-eye
>Sometimes it has a happy ending for everyone
>Sometimes it's a tragedy
>But no matter what happens, the red eyed drone makes it out alright
>Geist has no idea what wierd repressed feelings she's dealing with and no desire to find out

>But he does get this odd sense, whenever he puts it on, that there's some third precence in the room with them
>He's dismissed the flickers on the edges of his cameras as interference a long time ago
No.324869
Anonymous
Replies:>>324873
Image:176929935280.png(508kB, 1411x916)174814965749.png
Harassing Masqy’s actor in public and trying to preposition her to say cheesy character lines when she really only does the gig to pay for student loans and would’ve rather have been on a generic cop show or a CW drama instead
No.324870
Anonymous
Replies:>>324872
Image:176929941186.png(3.34MB, 6000x6000)Yass.png
>>324867
That fortification is dangerous to assault unprepreared, a spearhead assault requires a particular strength of will, one's moves must be sure and steady, the engagment will be prolonged and draining, and it's very easy for the oponent to counter attack, after which you will find yourself pinned (to the bed) for 9 hours with your spearhead having to withstand a lightning fast attack
No.324871
Anonymous
>>324859
>"Officer please, it's not mind break if she literally can't comprehend the idea of disobeying me even beyond death, it's merely a change of viewpoint!"

KYS humanigger, literally all other races have more satisfying endings for BOTH sides of the morality spectrum. You know the devs just wrote that "and then humankind went on to win forever" BS just because the executive focus groups had a tantrum, right?
No.324872
Anonymous
Replies:>>324877
>>324870
You shouldn't command the entire front line single-handedly, anon. A good commander isn't one who leads every soldier personally, but one who can trust his captains to lead his men to victory. Look at your officers, look into their determined eyes, thirsting for the glory of battle. Give them that glory, achieve them, and let them bring you victory.
No.324873
Anonymous
>>324869
>"Masqy, can you do the squealing and covering your face thing?"
>Masqy sadly thinks about how she wanted to star in action movies
No.324874
Anonymous
Replies:>>324880
N is playing with his pp
No.324875
Anonymous
Replies:>>324881
>>324806
>Colt is basically one of those World of Darkness dhampirs, who's WEAKER than normal humans as a result of being part-vampire to prevent badwrongfun
No.324876
Anonymous
Replies:>>324891
Image:176930018025.png(75kB, 480x726)1girl_blue_eyes_cat_ears_elf_jiesol_necoarc_nonweb_source_original_character_suit_tail_110.png
>>324871
Bro just go do the secret ending path where you crouch in a ditch of drone corpses and catch the solver deamon before it enters a host so the solver apocalypse never happens, there is actually a lot of content in that path after the updates because so many people bitched it was just a joke at first
No.324877
Anonymous
Replies:>>324879
>>324872
If you're talking about Phi and Jane then they are out of the question, they don't want to leave the basement and whenever I go there to bring them food/water/oil they ask me to whip them, they also refuse to let me release them from the stockades Y put them in
No.324878
Anonymous
Replies:>>324883
>>324871
You know, I think Glitch was trying to hint at something when they gave humanity more than one evil ending.
No.324879
Anonymous
>>324877
Uh, no, I was talking about your feelings and all that. When you're having sex, you need to turn off your brain and let your inner animal do all the work. Millions of years of evolution aren't like internet pickups: this thing knows what to do.

Wait, you're keeping who in a basement?
No.324880
Anonymous
>>324874
>N got tangled in the film. Again
No.324881
Anonymous
Replies:>>324885
>>324875
Kek
>If original and variant Colt ever met, they would utterly loath one another
>The sheer salt outpouring between the two could season all surviving humans and then some
No.324882
Anonymous
>Pick the Earthborn start, play the prologue as an anti-JCJ pro-drone activist with mechanic skills
>Find Elf broken down in the park and repair her, be nice to her without giving orders and make your disestablishmentarian tendencies obvious (her affinity won't change at all, but the choices are logged)
>Get caught by corporate police and sent to cryo-prison, play that as normal because basically any outcome gets your pod dropped on Copper-9
>Beeline to the Sentinel FOB, encounter Sentinelf
This is how you unlock the best Elf route as a human.
As a bonus, being anti-JCJ from the outset makes it easy to turn J into her Anti form, which is probably her funniest path.
No.324883
Anonymous
Replies:>>324894
>>324878
Sentinels have a couple of variants too, mostly dependent on exactly how they overtake human and worker society and whether those two survive the process. They also have the most chatacter/party dependent endings but those aren't explicitly codified one way or another(though Hunter's is definitely a major downer)
No.324884
Anonymous
Kissing Pidge!
No.324885
Anonymous
Replies:>>324887
>>324881
>the Empress Uzi timeline's Colt is envious of Blu's timeline's Colt because Blu's Colt only has one neurotic autismo sibling giving him agita instead of four and his version of Mom isn't nearly as bueno
>Blu's Colt is envious of Empress Uzi Colt because he has a brother he can chill with
No.324886
Anonymous
>Colt realizes that he’s not the “Beretta” or even the “Mac” of his world
>He’s Negev
>As a result he is forever doomed to never do anything cool, dramatic, or heroic, instead destined to solely provide snarky comments and meta commentary
No.324887
Anonymous
Replies:>>324888
>>324885
>It would be two brothers, but even Blue's Colt isn't going to hold "wants not to hang out with the giant" against Empress'
>Empress' actually has nothing against Geist's form, it just triggers his crippling inferiority complex to be around him
>He has absolutely no idea how Blue's Colt can detect that, but feeling inferior to his literal clone was the last thing he wanted out of this conversation
No.324888
Anonymous
>>324887
Geist is one of the neurotic autismos Empress Uzi's Colt has as a sibling. Mac and Colt are the only Doormans not on the spectrum.
No.324889
Anonymous
Drones for romantic lovemaking?
No.324890
Anonymous
Replies:>>324898
>>324889
Styrchnine
No.324891
Anonymous
Replies:>>324897
>>324876

>even MORE human exclusive content in my drone game
>because apparently they can't be satisfied with the absolute bevy of bullshit, including FIVE different ways in OTHER RACE'S ENDINGS to come back to prominence from near extinction, that they've been given already
>literally stop Solver-Sapiens, who have gotten exactly zero love since the TWO characters in the "Alternate timelines" DLC, three if you count the Uzi variant, from existing entirely
>but for some reason DDs are still a thing???


AAAAAAH LIAM-SAMA SAVE MEEEEE
No.324892
Anonymous
>Cyn forces all of the Doorman kids to work at Solver Borgar due to growing competition from MgDonald’s
No.324893
Anonymous
>>324889
>Elf
>Not WILLING romantic lovemaking, but still
>she'll probably thank you later?
No.324894
Anonymous
Replies:>>324910
>>324883
I once wanted to get the "rogue servitor" achievement, and it turned out that sentinel drones declared an imperium of man, but at the same time turned humans into biotrophs. I don't even think that's a bad ending: after all, humanity is safe. Even if as slaves.
No.324895
Anonymous
Replies:>>324906
>>324892
>all the positions at the Solver Borger not filled by his siblings are held by Geist, via holograms
>all of them
>he only gets one salary despite this
No.324896
Anonymous
>>324868
from kek to damn...
No.324897
Anonymous
Replies:>>324901
>>324891
Whatever you say, I liked the ending with the liquidators. Stone is cool.

Although, yes, they could explain the existence of DDs in an alternate timeline. Although, maybe it's in the notes, I don't read them.
No.324898
Anonymous
>>324890
>Strychnine dating sim where you try to win her heart and show her the power of true love
>it has exclusively bad ends
No.324899
Anonymous
>>324892
One instance of all, or all from all timelines?

>perhaps this wasn't such a good idea
>managing 2 colts, 3 keeters, and goodness knows how many kinds of Arrow creature can strain even an eldritch being's sanity
>opening day is a complete clusterclang as the customers fail to distingiush any of the Arrows from each other
>the Colts are fighting in the break room
>Geist and the Negevs are discussing the nature of reality in the parking lot
>you think you saw them smoking an Arrow but you're too busy trying to wrangle the abortion into doing anything useful to be sure
>at least one Mac is banging someone in the supply closet, by the NULL you hope it's one of the customers
>even the Berettas look competent by comparison
>wait, how many did you start shift with?
>dammit to assimilation, you are NEVER doing this again
No.324900
Anonymous
>>324775
Geist is great and all but that meme format was never funny.
No.324901
Anonymous
Replies:>>324988
>>324897
AAAAAAAAAAH, WHY DO LIQUIDATORS EXIST IN THE SOLVERLESS TIMELINE? WHY DOES ALL THE OTHER SUPERNATURAL BULLSHIT JUST PACK UP AND LEAVE WITHOUT A TRACE? WHY WAS THERE SO MUCH FOCUS ON THE WORKER REBELLION GETTING ABSOLUTELY SENTINELED INTO THE GROUND? WHY GLITCHWORX WHY?
No.324902
Anonymous
Replies:>>324904
>>324801
>male feet
Uh oh....
No.324903
Anonymous
We need to explore Pidge's backstory
No.324904
Anonymous
>>324902
She's hybridized with human DNA giving her a more humanlike anatomy. Also it's a Patreon drawing so the artist probably didn't look too deeply into what the distinctions between male and female disassembly drones is supposed to look like.
No.324905
Anonymous
Replies:>>324924
>>324903
>We need to explore pidge's backplate

Totally agree anon
No.324906
Anonymous
Replies:>>324907
>>324895
>he's just grateful they don't have him working the hooters with his dad
No.324907
Anonymous
>>324906
>Geist may not be a dissembly twunk, but he sure can make it seem like he is
>the only thing is, at least judging by the one time he visited, that's not ONLY what the customers want
>nightmares of being forced to help others eat off a projection of his father's backplate haunt him
No.324908
Anonymous
Replies:>>324989
the Solver War skinpack for Drone Demolition is a total scam
the only alt skin to get new voice lines is Molly and all she gets are the typical V model DD lines fed through an AI voice changer
if you bought it you are a fag
No.324909
Anonymous
Replies:>>324911
>JC understands the potential though yet untapped economic and political weight of the disaffected middle aged female drone demographic
>which is why he wears his Hooters shorts one size too small
>Customers love to “accidentally” touch his crotch bulge
>But anything is worth constructing positive relations with future constituents
No.324910
Anonymous
Replies:>>324992
>>324894
>"slaves"
>literally describes them as pampered and beloved
>humans not forced to work, fight, research, or do anything at all
>hell, they don't even have to love the sentinels, judging by the images in the ending slides
>the devs don't even go all the way with the pet metaphor by having them set up "custom breeds" of person, they just have them treat humans like free-range cats

Alright you disingenuous bastard but I KNOW you didn't think that of the WD "tables turned" ending. Crap, I think the Rogue Servitors one STILL had WDs enslaved/casually destroyed at the end too. Don't pretend that ending is anything less than someone's fully automated luxury gay communism/dommy-mommy state fetish.
No.324911
Anonymous
Replies:>>324912
>>324909
>All he has to do to avoid alienating the rest of his customer base is avoid public nudity
>But the shorts are so tight
>And the priceing structure so clever
>And there are SO many tips changing hands
>Slowly his Jnetics see him rise to half mast
>He knows if it hits full he's done for
>Now all that's left to do is pray he didn't inherit ALL his mom's jobbery
No.324912
Anonymous
>>324911
>Auntie Cyn watches all this jobberism with glee
>She pulls out a checklist
>She crosses out “Sexy and ditzy, yet endearing”
>Meanwhile JC spills yet another ranch cup on his junk
No.324913
Anonymous
Replies:>>324915
I am OWED a 4 foot tall robot in an egirl wig.
No.324914
Anonymous
Replies:>>324916
Almost fell for it. Can't write about JC, I know what happens.
No.324915
Anonymous
>>324913
>how much are you willing to pay JC for the service?
No.324916
Anonymous
>>324914
What happens anon?
No.324917
Anonymous
>>324916
What happens is
No.324918
Anonymous
Nobody quite knows what will happen, but what you really don’t want to know how his mother will react
No.324919
Anonymous
>>324916
Making content for JC makes you fall ill shortly afterwards. It's why he's the most undeveloped kid.
No.324920
Anonymous
Replies:>>324921
>JC Jobbed the thread to death...
No.324921
Anonymous
>>324920
It was already jobbing, anon.
No.324922
Anonymous
>Grubs couldn’t save /md/
No.324923
Anonymous
Replies:>>324934
Gotta be honest, when I came up with Geist using his dronesonas for callbacks to the episode 2 improv stuff, I wasn't thinking of him as a wannabe actor. I was just thinking of it as him talking to himself to feel less lonely. Like how he also uses his dronesonas to give himself hugs.
No.324924
Anonymous
Replies:>>324925
>>324905
Legit what is her deal?
She has a past, so what is it?
No.324925
Anonymous
Replies:>>324926
>>324924
Last I remember, literally being raised by pigeons
No.324926
Anonymous
Replies:>>324927
>>324925
But there's no pigeons on Copper-9. Not after Nori fumbled a micro-wormhole into its core and set off nuclear winter, at a minimum.
No.324927
Anonymous
>>324926
Yeah but Pidge isn't on C9
No.324928
Anonymous
>Fun Evening OC Facts: Geist is working on an electronic medley of all the Pokémon theme songs
No.324929
Anonymous
>>324922
>/md/ aborted
No.324930
Anonymous
No.324931
Anonymous
Replies:>>324932
Image:176931162074.jpg(38kB, 635x615)1769157237816371.jpg
Grubs should have stayed grubs.
No.324932
Anonymous
>>324931
>Abortion timeline Uzi be like
No.324933
Anonymous
Image:176931182488.png(667kB, 978x1731)Screenshot 2026-01-24 212935.png
>"Do I even need to say it"
No.324934
Anonymous
Replies:>>324935
>>324923
>Like how he also uses his dronesonas to give himself hugs.
Uzi, observing this through one of her own Solverpede camera eyes: "This is probably mine and N's fault."
No.324935
Anonymous
Image:176931218412.jpg(40kB, 850x666)UziReflects.jpg
>>324934
>"Listen, he's fine, ok? We held him a lot as a baby"
>"I mean, not very often AFTER that, and mostly to move him places, but still"
>"This is probably just a him thing"
>"Not our problem"
>"Right?"
No.324936
Anonymous
The Simpsons - Please Don't Tell Anyone How I Liveyoutube thumb
>Geist the first time Yeva walks in on him giving himself hugs with his workersonas
No.324937
Anonymous
Image:176931430144.png(246kB, 975x745)CLIPStudioPaint_Ko1sRUkDnI.png
No.324938
Anonymous
Image:176931431674.jpg(892kB, 2884x1792)1720983754191935.jpg
No.324939
Anonymous
Petting tummies
No.324940
Anonymous
Image:176931608197.png(696kB, 1376x1045)spits on both of them.png
No.324941
Anonymous
Image:176931609277.jpg(348kB, 1079x609)Fungicide.jpg
>>324846
>>324850
If it's inside I'll have to think about it like i said the concept is underdeveloped but you can look at : >>324858 for now though they missed some details like hivemind clones.
If it's outside unless you wear some kind of protection like hazmat suit you can't touch her without fungal growths that'll be lethal unless you have regeneration.
No.324942
Anonymous
Storing items between J's buttcheeks for later use.
No.324943
Anonymous
Image:176931744347.jpg(835kB, 2357x1466)172238852030.jpg
>>324799
What, dronedash?
No.324944
Anonymous
>>324802
Link doesn't work for me :(
No.324945
Anonymous
>>324835
Damn I didn't get to see it
No.324946
Anonymous
>>324855
Isn't Cyn's "big brother" N or am I missing something?
No.324947
Anonymous
No.324948
Anonymous
>>324903
We need to bring people back
No.324949
Anonymous
Replies:>>324950
>>324948
So start writing greens, faggot, that's essentially the only way we can recruit anybody
No.324950
Anonymous
>>324949
Drawfags are the real solution. nobody has ever been recruited by a greentext
No.324951
Anonymous
>>324950
Then pick up a pencil, nigger.
No.324952
Anonymous
Replies:>>324953
>>324855
Rape him
No.324953
Cyn
Image:176931940419.jpg(50kB, 640x640)Cynposting.jpg
>>324952

>yay
No.324954
Anonymous
Image:176931967322.png(41kB, 301x386)5d28d555a40aed5111f2c5fe2e42cb2c.png
> Be me, Anon.
>Early morning, a few weeks ago.
> Walking my cat when I see it attacking a bird-like creature.
>"Bad cat." I sprayed him with water.
> Came back half an hour later after, it’s still there?
> Hasn’t moved but it’s clearly alive and hurt.
> Was about to leave it there, but something stirs inside me and I decide I should do something.
> Take a photo and send it to an acquaintance who’s a biologist.
> Can’t remember the species name, but he says it’s a bird that almost never stops flying, probably got dehydrated from the heat and fell to the ground. And it drinks vomit.
> I pick it up, it tries to bite me but it’s not strong enough to hurt.
> Bring it to my apartment, treats it's injury and give it some drone oil(close enough) using a bottlecap.
> It hesitates at first but eventually starts drinking.
> Drinks three bottlecaps before stopping.
> He says the only way to help is to go somewhere high and launch it into the air.
>There's a chance it may just so fall, so be careful.
> Go up to the top of my building, fifth floor.
> Throw it with all my strength.
> It flap it's wings a few times.
>I was worried that it may fall into a gruesome fate.
>then suddenly opens its wings more wider and starts to fly.
> I stay watching until I lose sight of it over the horizon.
>I watched in awe, the bird flying with absolute freedom.
> I live a meaningless life consumed by work.
>But the fact that I gave a little guy a chance to fight and survive.
>Filled me with hope.
>I wish I had the same freedom you had.
>But I hope you’re doing good as well, my friend.
No.324955
Anonymous
Image:176931980128.jpg(61kB, 720x491)DeadNotBuried.jpg
>Abortion-grub got rather funky as it grew
No.324956
Anonymous
>>324955
I'm going to teach him to stick bug dance.
No.324957
Anonymous
Replies:>>324959
>>324955
You draw this Anon?
No.324958
Anonymous
Replies:>>325001
>>324954
>The pidge flies free
>It can now continue its endless search for V booty
>Yes, nothing can stop this lesbian-seeking missile now
>Except these distracting signals it keeps picking up from a "Jane human" somewhere
No.324959
Anonymous
Replies:>>324960
>>324957
No, if I drew this fucker I would be racing to the Booru as we speak. This is just something I stumbled across on pintrest. For what it's worth I have no idea who it belongs to either
No.324960
Anonymous
>>324959
Here we go, found the original

https://x.com/grymm_lee/status/1593843391627788288
No.324961
Anonymous
>in the "main" post-canon timeline, Doll stays hidden from Uzi for years because she thinks she'd be a burden on her and Uzi has to seek her out in her mind palace once she learns she's still around
>in the Empress Uzi timeline, Uzi LARPing as Leto II in public is so fucking embarrassing that Doll stops being so self-deprecating and drops in on Uzi to be the Ghost of Christmas Robo-Jesus Stop Being So Fucking Cringе And Find A Healthier Coping Mechanism For What You Are Now Think About How Humiliated Your Children Are
No.324963
Anonymous
Image:176932077763.jpg(61kB, 720x491)DeadNotBuried.jpg
>>324962
>what did you think it was going to be?
No.324964
Anonymous
Replies:>>324965
Image:176932089970.jpg(499kB, 1079x1080)@potato_sf59884.jpg
>>324962
No.324965
Anonymous
>>324964
>Two Vat Vucks
No.324966
Anonymous
Image:176932103847.gif(1.92MB, 498x498)doll thumbs up.gif
>>324954
Beautiful green, hope that bird lives a long happy avian life!
No.324967
Anonymous
Image:176932134739.jpg(104kB, 731x1024)Spoiler image
>>324962
Ok, but you're not gonna like it.
Or maybe you will. Depends.
No.324968
Anonymous
>>324955
>Geist's Shadow's face when Geist rejects its claim that he thinks he'll never be accepted as a member of society and would be better off as a solitary monster
Persona 4 -Reincarnation- I'll Face Myself -Battle-youtube thumb
No.324969
Anonymous
Image:176932196245.jpg(237kB, 1079x930)Spoiler image
>>324962
No.324970
Anonymous
Image:176932214488.gif(212kB, 640x480)1763088332692263.gif
>>324962
It's not a drone image though.
No.324971
Anonymous
Replies:>>324974
Image:176932228844.png(17kB, 586x559)176906288821.png
>I pressed the button
No.324972
Anonymous
Image:176932290989.png(437kB, 899x1122)176911740033.png
>>324962
No.324973
Anonymous
Image:176932300347.jpg(219kB, 1200x1547)Typical Uzi Plan.jpg
>>324961
>Uzi, after nearly pasting Doll across the floor (surprise and intimidation are a bad idea against a goddess, go figure) actually agrees and breaks down crying
>She reveals between sobs that she realized how bad an idea this was sometime around first meeting the humans, but is in way, WAY too deep to back out now
>How the hell would she even do that?
>Where would she start?
>It's not like she can puke up the Solver or anything, and it's not like the remnants of Solver War forces on EITHER side would listen to her if she did
>She figured "owning it" about her form/powers would just be hype moments and aura farming in a palace at the bunker doors, not being a symbol of state power
>Now she's stuck putting on her buenomaxxing omniscient-goddess act and showing off like a dancing monkey whenever a big infrastructure project finishes
>She's got six kids, Doll, SIX
>And ALL of them have to take ballroom dancing lessons, because the complete Skinnoids at the Federation won't leave the Victorian Era alone!
>The worst part is she has some idea of human tactics and weapons now, and she knows they would ABSOLUTELY try to kill her if they even remotely thought they could get away with it
>The whole thing basically turns into a venting session between the confused ghost and the sad, sad young goddess, with occasional bouts of fury over all the retarded minutia of running a semi-functional government
>Doll still disagrees that this started because of "STUPID V" and her advice to "read a book for once," though, that's still on Uzi
>Pic very much related
No.324974
Anonymous
Replies:>>325003
Video + 🎵:176932306683.mp4(1.02MB / 0:00:07 / h264+aac, 1080x1920)176920779715.mp4
>>324971
No.324975
Anonymous
>>324973
fwiw my interpretation of Empress Uzi was that Uzi doesn't actually run anything except her vampire minions, and the whole LARP is purely an exercise in trying to feel better about being an abomination. Of course, the humans don't know that she isn't actually ruling Copper-9 as its God-Empress (at least, Uzi's pretty sure).
No.324976
Anonymous
Image:176932339155.jpg(1.63MB, 2839x3808)GztjZZUWEAAyir7.jpg
>>324962
Enjoy
No.324977
Anonymous
Replies:>>324981
>>324975
Giving Uzi hugs!
Telling her she's not a monster!
Stroking her 'pede tummy!
Helping her see she's worthy of being loved!
Getting her to repair her relationship with her father and mother!
No.324978
Anonymous
Replies:>>324982
Image:176932359382.png(584kB, 1860x1580)Empress Uzi Rough.png
>>324961
In my original idea of the Empress timeline, Doll lives in Uzi's mind palace and occasionally talks through Uzi's pharyngeal jaw (as do Cyn and Tessa).

>>324975
That too. The last humans are scared shitless of Uzi.
No.324979
Anonymous
No.324980
Anonymous
Image:176932363501.png(129kB, 1019x729)Intro to Humanity.png
>>324973
>Uzi has six kids
>She asks Doll what she thinks that means
>Doll (forma de drona) has no idea what the hell she's going on about
>Uzi "sex makes babies" Doorman starts full on ranting, going into tremendous detail about the amount of "stress relief" N has had to provide since this started and the tremendous amount of positions, timings, fetishes, and toys they've had to use to keep things interesting
>Apparently they had Colt because they wanted at least ONE child to be intentional
>Doll isn't sure whether to be disgusted, aroused, or some kind of honored that she would share this with her
>Either way she's making sure NONE of this gets back to Rebecca
>Unless she needs a bribe
No.324981
Anonymous
Image:176932381758.png(734kB, 1319x1785)Mama Uzi.png
>>324977
>Stroking her 'pede tummy!
No.324982
Anonymous
Replies:>>324983
>>324978
>Uzi has to use one of her camera eye things to talk with anyone who pops out of her mouth, since it's otherwise hard to talk with something in her throat
No.324983
Anonymous
Replies:>>325006
>>324982
>Uzi used to just pull her tongue back in and bite down lightly, talking like someone with a mouth full of food
No.324984
Anonymous
Replies:>>324987
Once the older two of her brothers become fairly well-known for their work, Beretta using the fact she's their big sister to try to make potential normalfag friends think she's cool (and failing miserably in the process)?
No.324985
Anonymous
Replies:>>325004
Image:176932425775.png(434kB, 788x855)174780715791.png
No.324986
Anonymous
Replies:>>324991
Image:176932511321.png(184kB, 658x902)Royal Critter.png
>>324975
To be fair, running the vampire minions + addressing human complaints kind of IS ruling Copper-9, as that makes Uzi the default authority over both the planet + its entire ruling class (especially since it's J running essentially all administrative affairs) AND national dealings with outsiders. Like it or not using that kind of authority puts you in charge, and she effectively IS ruling the planet albeit in a medieval king/lordship style. It doesn't hurt that seeing sentinel drones + all of Solver War Humanity's other BS deployed during meetings would probably snap her out of her "this is all LARP and I don't need to try too hard" mindset real quick.
No.324987
Anonymous
Replies:>>325017
Image:176932521642.png(88kB, 1326x442)ThirstStreamerConsequences.png
>>324984
>Everything old is new again
No.324988
Anonymous
Replies:>>324990
>>324901
One word: Money.
No.324989
Anonymous
No.324990
Anonymous
Replies:>>325009
>>324988
>This kills the Solv-Sap fan
No.324991
Anonymous
>>324986
>especially since it's J running essentially all administrative affairs
J is also Uzi's personal jester, whom she humiliates for her own sick pleasure. Uzi's greatest insult to J was to bestow upon her a pair of enormous supple tits, which have a tendency to suddenly and inexplicably lactate during meetings.
No.324992
Anonymous
Image:176932590365.jpg(249kB, 1434x2048)1768045411303.jpg
>>324910
I don't regret the time and money spent, this is what humanity deserves and what my wife Ivory fully supports.
No.324993
Anonymous
Replies:>>325005
Image:176932606908.png(4.01MB, 3536x2942)175744311928.png
The polar vortex and plummeting temperatures means more drone cuddles to stay warm. Rumors that HoDR is assembling massive engines on one side of the planet to migrate it to a farther, colder orbit are conspiracy theories.
No.324994
Anonymous
>>324937
Holy fucking kek!
No.324995
Anonymous
>>324991
>She's suddenly getting all kinds of attention from the human dignitaries though
>She has no idea why, but she's sure it has to do with her professionalism under fire
>These humungus homonogungas she's been cursed with will only get in the way of her future human hugs
No.324996
Anonymous
>>324940
Still cutie.
No.324997
Anonymous
>>324937
>tfw you saw this art 2 hours ago and completely forgot it existed

Still based work, even if I'm getting to it late
No.324998
Anonymous
Replies:>>325008
>>324950
Comrade, I ask you to take back your words, otherwise I will write a denunciation of you to the party and you will be expelled from the Komsomol.
No.324999
Anonymous
Image:176932641113.png(50kB, 1106x321)Sseth.png
I love and forgive J for her incompetence.
No.325000
Anonymous
>>324954
Damn nice, anon.
No.325001
Anonymous
>>324958
Holy kek.
No.325002
Anonymous
Image:176932649324.png(743kB, 1101x1371)a52697b9c8cb2a6d7901a5f9e457f068.png
>>324962
No.325003
Anonymous
No.325004
Anonymous
>>324985
Damn nice.
No.325005
Anonymous
>>324993
Fuck, they want WHAT?!
No.325006
Anonymous
>>324983
>She's been thinking of emptying out the whole "soul collection" the Solver's got going on, but the process is as slow as it is unpleasant
>She essentially has to dry heave up every single soul she wants released, individually
>Plus Cyn keeps trying to bite her with the inside mouth while she does it, and effectively battling your tongue makes it hard to focus on anything
No.325007
Anonymous
Replies:>>325011
>>324999
Damn, so many greens were uploaded. Thank you, anons, thank you for your work.
No.325008
Anonymous
Image:176932676220.png(113kB, 369x270)Gorbachev Pizza Hut.png
The village idiot has spoken:
>>324998
Pick up your pens. We're opening a Pizza Hut.
No.325009
Anonymous
>>324990
>Paradox game fans: "First time?"
No.325010
Anonymous
Replies:>>325036
Need Ivory in a maid dress. We don't have enough sentinel drones in a maid dress.
No.325011
Anonymous
Replies:>>325078
Image:176932702739.jpg(64kB, 850x834)Ooger.jpg
>>325007
>He doesn't know
It's just one man on a mission mate or, at least, everything not from the last 2 threads or so is. Give thanks for the anon but do not expect to understand his madness.
No.325012
Anonymous
Image:176932758106.jpg(33kB, 850x389)fall.jpg
>>324991

>J finds herself forced to attend an important meeting in less-than-encompassing clothing, cause Uzi thought it would be funny
>In the midst of getting a coffee she finds her pegs unbalanced by her new weights
>She trips bad, spilling her heaving Jits out of her dress and over the ground
>She prepares for the HR citation of the century
>Surprisingly, it never comes
>For some reason the humans were all very forgiving about her mishap
>They even helped her stuff her bosom back in her clothes!
>Ah, the wonders of humanity never cease to amaze
No.325013
Anonymous
Image:176932799850.png(320kB, 958x381)Screenshot 2026-01-25 015939.png
>>324999
Good, someone has to

Just be careful about trusting her with anything important like, say, your children
No.325014
Anonymous
Image:176932900443.jpg(411kB, 1290x2048)Find yourself a girl who can do you both.jpg
>>324962
Yeah... NO. We all know what happened the last time.
No.325015
Anonymous
Image:176933060031.jpg(369kB, 2048x1959)@AkrutaacikaL.jpg
No.325016
Anonymous
Replies:>>325018
Image:176933197502.jpg(61kB, 850x850)sample-f8822cd524d7f87f529b921241e4357e.jpg
How can I turn Y into a sentinel drone and reach the rogue servitor ending? I want to get a big German mommy.
No.325017
Anonymous
>>324987
>this was written a year ago
No.325018
Anonymous
Replies:>>325019
>>325016
Ah, anon it's very simple, you see
>buy the Sentinel Conversion DLC
>interact with the mechanics in the cover art holy shit

If your tiny human playing brain can't figure out where the DLC area is, then just watch a DD avatar do a lore/secrets stream. They may not be worker/sapien patricians but they at least they put SOME effort into learning the game instead of demanding buffs from the devs every update cycle so one should be able to guide you through.

As for the Rogue Servitors ending I'll actually give you that one because the unlock process is AIDS: if playing a human you have to recruit either a full party of sentinels or sentinel Harper specifically, raise their affection level to max, and then beat the game using a full sentinel party WITHOUT showing any "signs of competence." What are signs of competence you might ask? Only
>landing the last blow on an enemy
>using any body-blocking or aggro diverting abilities
>healing your sentinel allies in combat
>gaining XP from combat, yes actually
Thankfully most of these requirements can be waived for a particular encounter by having your MC downed at any point during it, but frick if it's not frustrating having a full slot of deadweight to carry around all game. Anyways for the epilogue on an otherwise normal rout you'll get the whole "humans clearly can't take care of themselves, so we'll take care instead" speech and the Rogue Servitor special cutscenes will start from there. I would say good luck but then the devs would nerf the worker endings again
No.325019
Anonymous
Replies:>>325020
>>325018
I really like the dialogue between Elf and Harper in the Rogue Servitor line.

It's like being the child of divorced parents, except one of them literally offers to put an explosive collar on you to keep you from escaping.
No.325020
Anonymous
>>325019
>one would think maxxing Harper's affection and starting a romance would cuck your poor bro Dronanon
>the devs foresaw this problem
>you see, Dronanon has a unique ending flag where, if Harper's romance has been triggered, one of the characters flagged as living will have their sprite randomly assigned to his ending slides which talk about his happy and peaceful marraige
>the only problem is, the devs accidentally included ALL living characters as available for this flag
>cue Dronanon being reported married to Uzi, Khan, Cyn (because tail form still flags as alive, it just reuses the main host's sprite), Harper herself and, in one recorded instance, Sophie
>naturally this greatly disturbed the poor players out for Harper Hugs, and so an emergency patch was rolled out as soon as the bug was discovered
>naturally every other player thought the whole thing hillarious and rioted over the bug's patching, resulting in a new rollout that kept the system but flagged away both "ineligable" charachters like children and already married characters
>this still leaves him the chance to crash in like a meteor and ruin otherwise ambiguous relationships like the V/Lizzy epilogue, but it's close enough to a solution to keep both sides happy
No.325021
Anonymous
Replies:>>325022
>Pavo's romance is only available as a human with a specific background
>You can only pick said background after beating the game twice
Gay.
No.325022
Anonymous
>>325021
What did you expect from a $25 DLC character?
No.325023
Anonymous
Image:176933576288.png(2MB, 2000x2000)Yexo1.png
>Waking up with Y still cuddled up to you!
>Letting Y drink your blood for breakfast!
>Carresing Y's hair as she sucks at your neck with love!
No.325024
Anonymous
Replies:>>325026
>>325023
Oops! Now you're sleepy again, haha. Just a little nap.
No.325025
Anonymous
Replies:>>325026
>>325023
>Letting Y drink your blood for breakfast!
NEVER GIVE DRONES BLOOD FIRST IN THE MORNING! It makes them agitated all day.
No.325026
Anonymous
Image:176933633576.png(60kB, 474x267)WarningY.png
>>325024
Don't worry I started taking combat stimulants that will keep me awake, and Y says she likes the taste and that now my blood makes her feel warm on the inside
>>325025
Nah... but she's not going to let go of me for a few hours, gonna be hard to make breakfast for myself while she's hugging me and demanding that I give her uppies and headpats
No.325027
Anonymous
Replies:>>325039
Hey guys, I've created a build:
>Ivory as a tank
>Hound and Huntress as melee damagers
>Elf as a ranged damager
>Adeline and Harper as a supports

I'm thinking of making my character a tank against Psychic attacks, so I'm considering a human with an "indomitable human spirit." What do you think?
No.325028
Anonymous
Replies:>>325030
>>324948
If people aren’t here anymore that’s because they don’t want to be. Everybody doesn’t stay interested in the same things.
No.325029
Anonymous
Image:176933774197.jpg(1.84MB, 2388x1314)IMG_1263.jpeg
>>324962
No.325030
Anonymous
>>325028
But people are here because they want to be.
No.325031
Anonymous
>>325030
/MD/ renaissance will bring every Liam hostages back.
No.325032
Anonymous
When do you think they’ll release the grub expansion?
No.325033
Anonymous
Replies:>>325034
Image:176933887898.png(2.18MB, 1536x1024)13c3fa88-996b-44ab-8dd7-da4ec3d11899.png
>>324962
AI Slop I made a token out of for my homebrew RPG game
No.325034
Anonymous
Replies:>>325035
>>325033
That’s a guy siting next to a pair of legs.
No.325035
Anonymous
Image:176934075568.jpg(616kB, 2048x1152)1769195980398627.jpg
>>325034
It's based on this gachaslop, and you can't really see the details when it's a 200x200 circle on owlbear
No.325036
Anonymous
Image:176934091510.png(93kB, 834x1046)097f5043c9fcb328d098b97649c1f31f.png
>>325010
Really? Is that it...?!
No.325037
Anonymous
>>325036
Yes, the only photo of a sentinel drone in a maid costume is Pravo. Not even Adeline.
No.325038
Anonymous
Replies:>>325043
>>325036
Pebble, my beloved...
No.325039
Anonymous
Replies:>>325041
>>325027
If you want psi defense SD-X can spec into that but Fuguedrone is objectively the best choice
No.325040
Anonymous
Image:176934166074.jpg(492kB, 1079x1607)20260118092637.jpg
>>324962
We're cooked.
No.325041
Anonymous
Replies:>>325042
>>325039
But then I'd have to completely change the composition: I don't have space for another drone.

Plus, what would my meat bag do then?
No.325042
Anonymous
Replies:>>325052
>>325041
Human supports are great for drone heavy teams, [HeavyPetting] is basically a full restore on a 2 turn refresh
No.325043
Anonymous
>>325038
all OC names will eventually be misspelled
No.325044
Anonymous
Image:176934292680.png(27kB, 661x664)18bdc42530573824f86f5264c45107a4.png
Jen
No.325045
Anonymous
Replies:>>325046
>>325043
Э my beloved
No.325046
Anonymous
Image:176934337682.jpg(5kB, 320x180)Huybudesh.jpg
>>325045
Kek.
No.325047
Anonymous
>Playing warhammer with ʎ
>Cuddling with ʎ
>Feeling the intimacy you desire by being close to ʎ
No.325048
Anonymous
Replies:>>325051
>>325047
How could you cheat on your wife and play Farhammer with some whore ʎ?!

You're disgusting!
No.325049
Anonymous
>>325047
Y in HEV suit
No.325050
Anonymous
>>325043
Ah yes abasemeth syndrome.
No.325051
Anonymous
>>325048
>It's just Y doing a handstand
No.325052
Anonymous
>>325042
>The battle is in full swing
>Ivory took too much damage and her health bar dropped below average
>Select your character, human mechanic
>Your special ability has been charged
>Click on Ivory
>Cutscene begins
>Your character approaches Ivory. She's so bige, she towers over him like a mountain
>He stands next to her and grabs her hip
>*Kiss*
>Ivory's health bar rises to maximum
>All drones on your team receive the "Determination" buff
>A disassembly drone on the enemy team receives the "Envy" debuff
No.325053
Anonymous
Image:176934414082.png(329kB, 1018x639)361acc64800bf2775d92958e45237e39.png
>>325043
Switch and mix up OC names next thread for shit and giggles.
No.325054
Anonymous
Replies:>>325055
Image:176934537077.png(4.04MB, 2388x1363)IMG_1281.png
>You’re on a path in the woods, and at the end of that path, is a cabin.
>And in the basement of that cabin is a drone.
>You’re here to slay her, if you don’t, it will be the end of the world.
No.325055
Anonymous
>>325054
No, I will not play your video essay bait, I will play quake 2 again
No.325056
Anonymous
Replies:>>325057
>>325055
>he doesn’t know it’s kino
Slay the Princess: Out of My Leagueyoutube thumb
No.325057
Anonymous
Replies:>>325058
>>325056
No gameplay, bunch of reading, not a game you wanted to write a book or a short movie
No.325058
Anonymous
Replies:>>325059
>>325057
If you tried to put StP in a book the paper would combust from nuclear fusion
No.325059
Anonymous
Replies:>>325088
>>325058
Choose your own advanture books were invented in 1979, I don't think it would be that hard
No.325060
Anonymous
>>325055
Based, Q2 is a really fun game
No.325061
Anonymous
Replies:>>325062
There’s room enough in this life for quake 2 and slay the princess, I officially declare today “Quake 2 & Slay the Princess day” in honor of both
No.325062
Anonymous
Replies:>>325063
>>325061
What about Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead?
No.325063
Anonymous
>>325062
Sure okay
No.325064
Anonymous
Image:176934914285.png(820kB, 2000x2000)DepressY.png
Drones can get depressed easily! Kiss your drone often to keep them happy!
No.325065
Anonymous
Image:176934925103.png(595kB, 761x916)176887653737.png
>>325064
No.325066
Anonymous
Replies:>>325067
>>325064
What if I want him to be depressed?
No.325067
Anonymous
Replies:>>325072
>>325066
[Activates the nanites in your brain] Are you sure?
No.325068
Anonymous
Replies:>>325071
>>325064
>Y some time between the show and Post-Good End's present day
No.325069
Anonymous
Image:176934969861.png(10.32MB, 3311x3330)6461326cc830778ba7f43c99d61f85f7.png
Sentinel Emily will be the leading proponent of turning humans into biotrophs, and may God preserve the souls of hapless humanity if she succeeds.
No.325070
Anonymous
Replies:>>325077
>>325030
Yeah, the people that want to be here. If someone stopped coming here, it’s because they no longer wanted to/lost interest.
No.325071
Anonymous
>>325068
>Anon should have returned home 12 minutes ago
>He isn't picking up the phone
>Anon is obviously dead
>Who will make strudel for Y now?
No.325072
Anonymous
Replies:>>325073
>>325067
Now I want to fuck my bro's ass, I hope you're happy, faggot.
No.325073
Anonymous
Image:176934994729.png(328kB, 774x1300)3496b09800f84712e128a78f9b9833bc.png
>>325072
Worry not, to make you more comfortable he will engage in a game of pretend with you
No.325074
Anonymous
Image:176935014669.jpg(283kB, 1080x577)hard knock life.jpg
>>324962
badass death pose.
No.325075
Anonymous
>>324295
Got a boner. Great green!
No.325076
Anonymous
No.325077
Anonymous
No.325078
Anonymous
>>325011
It has always ever been one anon shouldering the preservation of greens at any given time. just be glad this one ain't lazy about actually uploading them
No.325079
Anonymous
Replies:>>325081
Image:176935152379.jpg(97kB, 495x619)IMG_1283.jpeg
>>324962
was thinking about Emily as a cephalophore last night
No.325080
Anonymous
Image:176935249591.png(456kB, 608x1092)V_Concept_Art_Transparent.png
>Fun Morning OC Facts: Another part of being a Solverpede Geist dislikes: his body shape (serpentine body, riblike legs coming out of the edges of his belly) means that he can't wear non-neckwear clothes like everydroney else can.
>Among the extremely few articles of clothing he does have are scarfs his spinster Auntie V has crocheted for him sometimes for Christmas (another Fun Morning OC Fact: his birthday falls on Christmas, which did not help his parents' initial concern when he was born that he might be the Robo-Antichrist). His favorite is a red one she made when he was still finitely long.
>If the writer of this Fun Fact had come up with this idea when he was writing that initial green about him, he would have included Geist throwing it off when he realized that he was officially having an immoral makeout session with his childhood friend the daughter of his homeroom teacher, right there on the floor of a long-disused high school bathroom.
No.325081
Anonymous
>>325079
The state Negev is familiar with her in
No.325082
Anonymous
Big titty FemN
https://x.com/EpokGuyz/status/2015315225499799993
No.325083
Anonymous
Remember: all human men who walk through the murder drone ghettos WILL get raped by V model murder drones and they will NTR your drone wife if they find out about her
Always carry a UV light stun gun on your person
No.325084
Anonymous
Replies:>>325085
Image:176935354611.png(948kB, 1024x1024)1763495853835017.png
>>325083
>all human men who walk through the murder drone ghettos
asking for it.
No.325085
Anonymous
Image:176935369265.png(3.18MB, 2000x2000)amyanon_disassembly_drone_highres_looking_at_viewer_medium_hair_military_uniform_original_character_serial_designation_y_sharp_teeth_silver_hair_7675.png
>>325083
Y doesn't let me go anywhere that isn't work without her so it's ok, and I have a gps tracker under my skin so a rescue is almost guaranteed

>>325084
Also true, if you enter a zone that has "rape favela" written on the walls you get what you deserve
No.325086
Anonymous
Replies:>>325087
Image:176935399283.jpg(259kB, 2048x2027)173757260723.jpg
>>325083
Don't worry, anon. I'll take my gun with me, and no murder bot will dare approach me!
No.325087
Anonymous
>>325086
You're just going to give them something they can pawn off for cuddle memory usb money
No.325088
Anonymous
>>325059
You could do it in a power point. I wonder if J would make a Tessa dating simulator that is big powerpoint with the dialogue options sending you to different slides.
No.325089
Anonymous
Tessas titular tessers!!!
No.325090
Anonymous
Replies:>>325104
>your v got turned into a murder drone during the war
>post war she bumps into you and your new worker drone V wife
No.325091
Anonymous
>>324298
>They are much better parents to Tessa
No.325092
Anonymous
Image:176935671194.png(17kB, 1031x670)IMG_1285.png
take the N challenge!! eat 50 large river rocks
No.325093
Anonymous
>Be me human adventurer
>Travel the lands with my golem E
>Take a wrong turn somewhere and end up in a thick forest
>A thick branch snags my golem's helmet
>That face when she scolds me for being a silly goober that couldn't read a map to save his life
>Have to get carried to Jensenburg, feels odd man
No.325094
Anonymous
>>325093
HOW THE FUCK
No.325095
Anonymous
No.325096
Anonymous
>>325093
Artificer chads rise up, we must make more warforged hotties to take over the relams
No.325097
Anonymous
Replies:>>325098
Image:176935798659.png(320kB, 448x448)c584445a2853997abb1db3e9dbe62bb1.png
>one of my classmates just complimented Grandma's cat ear headphones
>she's ranting about how they're wolf ear headphones in front of everydroney
>Dad's gotten into my head with his *droney language
>some of them have their phones out and are recording her for their cringе compilations
>they're also recording my reaction for their cringе compilations
>fml
No.325098
Anut Cyn
Replies:>>325099
>>325097
Kill them all, also Hope says hi
No.325099
Anonymous
Replies:>>325100
>>325098
>Anut Cyn
that’s right A(non) does Nut Cyn
No.325100
Anonymous
Image:176935841697.png(237kB, 346x482)glue.png
>>325099
In my defense I have a horrible headache and I feel like I'm about to vomit, I'm just happy I can still see straight
No.325101
Anonymous
>>325100
Told you not to mix absinthe with oil yesterday bro
No.325102
Anonymous
Replies:>>325103
>>325100
Your pain gave you clarity
The clarity to see Anon and Cyn getting down
No.325103
Anonymous
Image:176935897968.jpg(138kB, 1426x1980)cyn_hair_bow_highres_kitsch_long_hair_looking_at_viewer_murder_drones_nonweb_source_solo_twintails_8533.jpg
>>325102
You don't need clarity to see that, hell you don't even need eyes, Cyn will use her powers to broadcast the spectacle to everyone in a 5Km radius
No.325104
Anonymous
Replies:>>325110
>>325090
There are two possible outcomes:
>We separate, pretending we've never seen each other before, and now, for the rest of her life, V will dream of me holding hands with the drone who should be her.

>The next morning, I'll discover I no longer have a worker drone wife, nor am I allowed to leave the house.
No.325105
Anonymous
Replies:>>325106
>>325093
Ah, old greens help aons get inspired.
No.325106
Anonymous
>>325105
ye olde grēne
No.325107
Anonymous
Replies:>>325108
Masque’s plushie
No.325108
Anonymous
>>325107
Drawn by Merc.
No.325109
Anonymous
>>325108
clas... ah, yeah.
No.325110
Anonymous
>>325104
You forgot the third option where you get two V wives (1% odds)
No.325111
Anonymous
Replies:>>325114
sentinel drone that's built like one of those stealth planes and is sad her pointiness discourages physical affection
No.325113
Anonymous
Image:176936226961.jpg(35kB, 640x365)df3qkgzeune61.jpg
What's your drone type?
No.325114
Anonymous
Image:176936266505.png(788kB, 1706x1135)1768045411279.png
>>325111
>"Losers have bad luck, I guess."
No.325115
Anonymous
>>325113
I prefer the cute wallflower types, worker, disassembler or sentinel isn't really that important as long as they have a nice smooth chestplate.
No.325117
Anonymous
Image:176936329101.png(276kB, 852x1056)YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.png
>>325113
The one that shares my intrests, actually loves me.... uh... I don't have that many requirements, has a cute accent too I guess?
No.325118
Anonymous
Image:176936370936.png(371kB, 1416x1353)172360829027.png
>he has a sentinel drone in his party
You didn't beat the game. Literal pay-to-win DLC for retards who can't play RPGs. Hope you enjoyed spending $25 so you can dress Pavo in a maid uniform and jerk off to his wobbly ass every cutscene. Devs will never improve the game as long as sentinel-whales keep buying sentinelslop for a premium.
No.325119
Anonymous
Replies:>>325130
Image:176936373017.jpg(66kB, 840x851)f043e4523a2f89aa94dfcdde20f0211f.jpg
>>325113
Ivory. Just Ivory.

A big, strong woman with a beautiful figure, the size to crush my head between her thighs without the slightest effort, and most importantly, she strives to use that strength for the good of others, not to be a bitch.

In general, sentinel drones can be called the most accurate archetype of everything that I like, especially machines that serve humanity, and do not play the typical James Cameron card.
No.325120
Anonymous
Image:176936383473.jpg(629kB, 1404x1874)de56c4cb1058de79df1c170dfd279c5b.jpg
>>325118
I don't care about the problems of the poor, and now if you'll excuse me, a new DLC is coming out soon, I need to raise some money.
No.325121
Anonymous
Replies:>>325177
No.325122
Anonymous
Replies:>>325139
>>325118
>>325120
>He doesn't pirate the game and the DLC
>He doesn't install mods
Two good goys I see, now excuse me, I need to do the Sentinel Femdubs and Worker Drone Pavo threesome route
No.325123
Anonymous
Replies:>>325125
>>325113
>I'm a simple anon.
>I see drones i click.
No.325124
Anonymous
>>325120
> two bunny tails
cheater!
No.325125
Anonymous
Replies:>>325131
>>325123
Anon please do not go touching every drone you see.
No.325126
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:176936455440.webm(8.98MB / 0:01:00 / vp9+opus, 854x480)Peace and Catdrone - DVD.webm
I have no idea why I made such an effort for a little joke. But, look at the cat dance!
Had to make it a lot smaller and low quality to upload it here.
No.325127
Anonymous
Replies:>>325137
>>325113
Giant worker drones with decades of pent-up sexual tension suddenly finding a tiny (me).
No.325128
Anonymous
Replies:>>325144
>>325126
Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Holy shit that is so cool! Great work!
>Write and Calm down
God I wish, I have the mother of all headaches right now
No.325129
Anonymous
No.325130
Anonymous
No.325131
Stupid Anon
Image:176936483165.gif(1.83MB, 498x373)dont-touch-touch.gif
>>325125
Instructions unclear, I'm gonna touch Strychnine now.
No.325133
Anonymous
>>325131
And then the drone touches Anon
No.325135
Anonymous
>>325131
I'm not responsible for any fungal growth you get.
No.325136
Anonymous
>>325113
I think I would get along best with canon Teli but my favorite drone is Elf, as a character I mean. Still E and labor bots have been growing on me.
No.325137
Anonymous
>>325127
I will use your sacrifice to see if tiny (me too) can survive such an encounter.
No.325138
Anonymous
>>325126
Great job, but can I have a version without such bright and varied colors?
No.325139
Anonymous
>>325122
>the Sentinel Femdubs and Worker Drone Pavo threesome route
Was it worth all those viruses that steal your personal data from your computer?
No.325140
Anonymous
Replies:>>325146
>>325126
kek, good work anon
No.325141
Anonymous
Replies:>>325151
>>325108
Never happening.
No.325142
Anonymous
Replies:>>325145
Image:176936573214.jpg(8kB, 240x240)1444426203088.jpg
>>325139
Just, never sign in to anything?
Holy shit FUCK signing up with a Microkike account for windows 11, the day I can't bypass that shit, I'll be forced to use the Tux.
No.325143
Anonymous
Replies:>>325146
>>325126
thank you drone friend
No.325144
Anonymous
>>325128
Thanks! I like editing so it was fun. Took me a while since I was learning to use the editing program.
No.325145
Anonymous
Replies:>>325149
>>325142
What wouldn't you do for a robo-boywaifu, right, anon?
No.325146
Anonymous
>>325138
I'll see what I can do.
>>325140
Thanks.
>>325143
:D
No.325147
Anonymous
No.325148
Anonymous
The guy who created a lot of amazing 3D drone models has started his own fan series. I really like the animation, it's good.

WHISPERS OF THE SOLVER — Trailer | A Murder Drones Fan Projectyoutube thumb
No.325149
Anonymous
>>325145
Pay taxes
No.325150
Anonymous
>>325139
>viruses that steal your personal
Lol, lmao even, nice scare tactic corpo kike And I made that mod myself
No.325151
Anonymous
Image:176936668924.jpg(159kB, 1080x1287)Masqy Plushie.jpg
>>325141
Heh.
No.325152
Anonymous
Replies:>>325156
Video + 🎵:176936672041.webm(9.47MB / 0:01:00 / vp9+opus, 854x480)Peace and Catdrone - Old DVD.webm
>>325138
I desaturated the colors and made them less bright.
No.325153
Anonymous
Replies:>>325155
Image:176936686055.jpg(27kB, 950x720)1768392025901306.jpg
>>325151
Huh, has that always been there?
No.325154
Anonymous
>>325151
Nice edit.
No.325155
Anonymous
Replies:>>325158
>>325153
The Masqy plussie...
No.325156
Anonymous
>>325152
Awesome, thank you, anon!
No.325157
Anonymous
>>324715
>Bocchi is associated with the tsuchinoko, a crawling snakelike creature
>Geist is a crawling snakelike creature
No.325158
Anonymous
Replies:>>325159
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>>325155
Chronologically speaking, Masqy is a plussie spawn, she shares that trait with Teli, Formerly bunnydrone.
No.325159
Anonymous
>>325158
Turn Teli and all new oc's to plushies.
No.325160
Anonymous
>>325159
AND FUCK THEM ALL!
No.325161
Anonymous
Replies:>>325162
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>>325160
No.325162
Anonymous
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>>325160
>>325161
In the chance you're saying this as a joke, I'll let (you) know I'm getting very hard over here.
No.325163
Anonymous
>>325159
Greedy.
No.325164
Anonymous
>>325162
IF YOU DON’T WANT US TO FUCK THE PLUSHIES THEN MAKE THEM LESS SEXY!

[s]No seriously, nobody wants to fuck the plushies [s]
No.325165
Anonymous
Replies:>>325173
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No.325166
Anonymous
Replies:>>325169
>>325164 (me)
I’m not retarded, I can spoiler
No.325167
Anonymous
Replies:>>325168
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>>325164
Let me show you something really cool.
Ctrl+s
No.325168
Anonymous
Replies:>>325170
>>325167
Thanks fren
No.325169
Anonymous
Replies:>>325174
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>>325166
No.325170
Anonymous
Replies:>>325173
>>325168 (me)
ctrl+s
ctrl+i
ctrl+b
ctrl+u
No.325172
Anonymous
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>>325164
nah, I'm with >>325162, there's some plushies I'd fuck the shit out of
No.325173
Anonymous
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>>325170
Neat.
>>325165
It's a nice collection.
No.325174
Anonymous
Replies:>>325177
>>325169
I am going to give them Abuela malware
No.325175
Anonymous
I want to make Mime blush
No.325176
Anonymous
Woah, It's almost new thread time already!
No.325177
Anonymous
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>>325174
There's a market for everything, even gilfs.
Add that to the fact drones do not physically age, and we get cases like this nigga here >>325121
Speaking of, who's besto hagfu?
No.325178
Anonymous
>>325177
Brutal old man, I would have a drink with him.
No.325179
Anonymous
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>>325177
Archiver
No.325180
Anonymous
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>>325177
>Speaking of, who's besto hagfu?
Her.
No.325181
Anonymous
Replies:>>325182
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>>325177
my hick deer wife my beloved UNF!!!! Those warm eyes of hers remind me of the color of sodium vapor lighting that you used to see outside in street lamps before everything went LED
No.325182
Anonymous
>>325181
Why are drones' shoulders placed so low
No.325183
Anonymous
>>325182
For maximuzing collarbone of course
No.325184
Anonymous
>>325182
Lower center of gravity for when you pick them up by their armpits.
No.325185
Anonymous
Rayne Drone from the hit title BloodRayne: The Terminal Strut
No.325186
Anonymous
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>>325182
Modeling and animation reasons most definitely, behind the scenes show that the modelers used a lot stretch and squash technique to make the characters look what they needed to look like in the final product. I love imagining Alice shrugging so low and having her arms in relax mode because she always seems so calm and at the same time on high alert, you can see it in the eyes!
No.328593
Anonymous
>>324742
None that we know of from canon (if Uzi beingvtempted by oil in Doll's room doesn't count, after all that was b4 Uzi's first concious use of AS)
>>324743
In a cannibalizing, parts-repurposing sense yes, not in a literal one