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No.325187
Murder Drones #328Anonymous
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Humanity will never forget the horror Tessa brought upon it. She is guilty of the deaths of many billions, and her name will be forever forgotten, her soul forever tormented for the sin she committed.

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No.325189
Anonymous
The downfall of humanity was all Cyn's fault, Tessa was only a poor victim of her genocide and the most critical one.
No.325190
Anonymous
Replies:>>325193
>>325187
>Humanity will never forget the horror Tessa brought upon it. She is guilty of the deaths of many billions, and her name will be forever forgotten, her soul forever tormented for the sin she committed.
Tessa, we know you wrote this you crazy J-horror ghost bitch.
No.325191
Anonymous
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Fuck Tessa! All my fellas hate Tessa!
No.325192
Anonymous
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>>325191
Ok but why
No.325193
Anonymous
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>>325190
Looking at the skulls and pinctograms in her room, I'm not surprised she's into writing horror fanfiction about herself.
No.325194
Anonymous
Image:176937425107.jpg(43kB, 557x1280)Zombie Tessa.jpg
>>325187
I can fix her to break her.
No.325195
Anonymous
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>>325192
Because she is sex.
No.325196
Anonymous
>>325193
>horror fanfiction
It's not that, it's her blaming herself because she was the one who giftwrapped an army for the Absolute Solver.
No.325197
Anonymous
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Tessa did nothing wrong! By the way any of you guys like drones a lot are only moderetly overweight? Tessa wants to cash in some good CEO points, showering at least once a day is mandatory
No.325198
Anonymous
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>>325191
Yes, very much fuck Tessa

She shall repay her debt to humanity through personal replacement of the lost population
No.325199
Anonymous
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Ibory
No.325200
Anonymous
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>>325191
>Fuck Tessa!
....AND MAKE A LITTER OF TESSLETS TOGETHER!!!
No.325201
Anonymous
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No.325202
Anonymous
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>SD-Q and Bet invite Geist on their talkshow to expose the “Doorman files”
No.325203
Anonymous
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>>324854
>>324865
Wait your telling me bunny and vicious each have their own art website and nobody dropped a link? Man I'd love to see and check it out.
No.325204
Anonymous
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>>325197
Drones can only be slender, praise be to the machine god!
No.325205
Anonymous
>>325199
I pictured Ivory with an apple sticker on her butt, lol.
No.325206
Anonymous
Replies:>>325210>>325237
Image:176937462649.png(387kB, 732x817)tessa james elliot and beauregard (murder drones) drawn by bunny - f46cbd25cb9b3d62d6900c2d22caee65.png
>>325197
>Tessa finally cashes in all the good CEO points she accrued on Copper-9
>Asks J to set her up with a human date, just out of sheer curiosity (and because it had the highest price point attached for some reason)
>J grabs the single richest, least drone-like, most famously disagreeable suitor on the market
>They hit it off immediately
>J's face when she sees pic related
No.325207
Anonymous
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Essay and Ball.
No.325208
Anonymous
Rayne drone
No.325209
Anonymous
>>325207
Awww
No.325210
Anonymous
Replies:>>325214
>>325201
The N will have backedup balls and release them on my floor won't he?

>>325206
Tessa is saving up for the maximum good CEO award (Drone Planet)
No.325211
Anonymous
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Be more considerate of the lesser critters
No.325212
Anonymous
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Image:176937519854.png(1.30MB, 3138x2670)uzi doorman, serial designation n, akita doorman, and colt doorman (original character and 1 more) drawn by lilblucat - 0fdb7784b84549dc9f7d8b2676cfb80a.png
>>325202
>Colt seething and coping and malding that they're trying to get his little brother to loredump the family drama instead of him
>He literally has a 5 point presentation complete with image demonstrations loaded onto his processor at all times about how dysfunctional they are
>It's how he does stress relief when he sees his mom pretending the "Golden Path" requires her to institute the "pledge of allegiance to Uzi" in school again
No.325214
Anonymous
>>325210
That's how they get you. The Deluxe Ns are always on sale. The breeding mounts and nanite-safe nut storage tanks are where JCJenson makes its money.
No.325215
Anonymous
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>>325207
Honestly kind of neat that these were Merc's last drone arts, rather appropriate.
No.325216
Anonymous
Image:176937529249.jpg(60kB, 640x853)Spoiler image
>>325207
>"See you in the stars my friend"
Aww how beautiful, this could make me cry
No.325217
Anonymous
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>>325211
Why are you a slut
No.325218
Anonymous
>>325211
Heehee niggadrone
No.325219
Anonymous
>>325211
Cute little inspector lady! (But what does she inspect?)
No.325220
Anonymous
>>325215
>Checks booru
Well not exactly
No.325222
Anonymous
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>>325215
Didn’t he make those new years arts? Also is merc dead?
No.325223
Anonymous
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I know it’s no quake 2 but
you don’t want the world to end, do you anon?
No.325224
Anonymous
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>>325197
How moderate is moderate in the year 3000?
No.325225
Anonymous
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>>325211
Burying them. They'll grow bigger eventually.
No.325226
Anonymous
Image:176937654459.jpg(532kB, 1500x1500)original character drawn by phoenixanon - d744fc7625f13f92f3081007273193a2.jpg
>>325222
Apparently yes but I'm retarded and didn't see those somehow when he posted them
No.325227
Anonymous
Replies:>>325340
>>325223
I do not care for the video essay, but the drone is cute thus I will tell the narrator that he is a shit DM, his railroaded story sucks, hijack his game and go on a nice sandbox adventure with the cute drone princess where we deal with low CR monsters that haunt her relam while we do our best to bring it back to it's former glory Very nice drawing friend
No.325228
Anonymous
>>325224
28 BMI max
No.325229
Anonymous
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Getting addicted to jilk from J's heaving jits
No.325230
Anonymous
Image:176937673539.jpg(255kB, 1036x776)tessa james elliot (murder drones) - 64c9a981d4e79278cd10e9338e3b4d5e.jpg
>>325224
>Unfortunately the gene-therapies of the year 3000 are so extensive and effective that "grotesquely obese" is now "a full 10% over optimal volumes of body fat"
>Are [you] man enough to work yourself into shape for Tessa?
No.325231
Anonymous
Replies:>>325233
In the 31st century genemods mean that becoming obese just makes you thicc like a ITanon drawing
No.325232
Anonymous
>>325223
>Can't decide whether the narrator would be Cyn or a human/sentinel of some kind

Kino art Anon!
No.325233
Anonymous
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>>325231
I'm not falling for your diabetes propaganda.
No.325234
Anonymous
>>325233
JCJenson dietologists keep on cruising, this is a BBD neighborhood
No.325235
Anonymous
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>>325223
you draw this just now?
No.325236
Anonymous
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>>325235
Yes :)
No.325237
Anonymous
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>>325206
>Tessa finally understood that social status wasn't just a joke
>Yes, J, after all, had to explain to her that being married in the world of aristocracy and business was quite important to avoid being considered a nobody in the eyes of high society
>Traditions, after all
>Being as savvy about relationships as a 10-year-old schoolgirl, she asked J to find her a "suitable" man
>J, gritting her teeth and with a torn heart, sat down to choose a partner
>It definitely wouldn't be an aristocrat. If Tessa got caught up in the intrigues these bastards were orchestrating, they'd eat her alive and not choke
>Unfortunately, not a wealthy entrepreneur. Tessa... doesn't yet have a good understanding of business matters(none of them would agree, she knows that)
>A clerk is unlikely either...
>So, that leaves the choice among the company's technicians
>Yeah, J, the situation is worse than you could have imagined
>Sorting through the many papers, she began to weed out the unsuitable ones
>This one's too fat
>This one's too thin
>This one's hunchbacked
>This one's ugly
>This one's a woman
>This one's a total commie
>Sifting paper after paper, J gets to the right sheet
>Here he is, the perfect candidate
>Normal-looking, with no exceptionally positive or negative traits, a completely normal guy who won't run away from Tessa when he finds out about her... more.
>"That's it," J thought, until she read the name
>Anon
>Tessa had to urgently replace J's screen when she smashed it on the table with all her might, spilling oil all over the documents, making them completely unreadable
>There also had the entire quarterly report, damn it!
No.325238
Anonymous
>>325236
nice
No.325239
Anonymous
Replies:>>325520
>>325217
The aristocratic gothic MILF look is hot and I would love to see Harper in that style.
No.325240
Anonymous
>>325236
Nice job, man.
No.325241
Anonymous
>>325223
Nice
No.325242
Anonymous
/md/ - BBSW (big bodacious shadow women)
No.325243
Anonymous
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>>325237 (me)
I'm not the author of Chuuni Uzi, by the way, I'm just an anon who writes weird stuff when he feels like it.
No.325244
Anonymous
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>>325237
>>325243

>Anon releases such kino he has to qualify he's not the original dude
Based and /md/pilled
No.325245
Anonymous
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>>325243
>I'm not the author of Chuuni Uzi, by the way, I'm just an anon who writes weird stuff when he feels like it.
It's weird that people feel the need to not step on my toes, for lack of better words, very nice and J would totaly sabotage that effort if the suitor wasn't to her liking. Also pic rel is how the bed would look like when they go to sleep (but there would be more drones, there isn't even one drone lying on Tessa!)
No.325246
Anonymous
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>>325245
>The towndrones just prefer being around/on Anon more for some reason
>The level of salt this generates in Tessa is unmatched
>J feels bizarrely vindicated by the whole thing
No.325247
Anonymous
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>waddles into your thread
No.325248
Anonymous
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>>325245
>>325246
Worry not! The remaining drones have found their way to the bedchamber! Pocketstakes will be sentenced to 50 games against a Blight onetrick for his inital lack of attention to detail
No.325249
Anonymous
>>325247
>crushes the oogi with my conveniently placed anvil
No.325250
Anonymous
Image:176937946748.jpg(11kB, 350x265)Everybody pee, now!.jpg
>>325187
>>325212
Come to think of it, I wonder how much of Geist's weirdness, as he's been written, is from autism and how much is from a combination of his parents keeping him at arm's reach as a baby, him being an abomination, and his parents and grandparents all being PTSDed out autismos. And now that I write that out, I wonder whether Akita trying to psyop herself into thinking she's a normal drone is autism or just neuroticism from her dysfunctional elders.
So I guess in retrospect, Negev is the only one of Uzi and N's kids who's definitely autistic like her parents and grandparents. Beretta and Akita could go either way, and Geist isn't autistic but wasn't hugged enough as a baby and is really self-conscious about being a crime against Robo-God and his cumulative damage is functionally identical to autism.
No.325251
Anonymous
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>>325247
>puts a grape into oogis arms, gives her a pat on the head, and turns her around to return whence she came
No.325252
Anonymous
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>>325237
Why would J want Tessa to date her cousin?
No.325253
Anonymous
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>>325247
>>325251
protect little oogi
No.325254
Anonymous
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>>325252
>Anon's just a common name in the year 3000
>Apparently there was a big cultural boom in 2500 about "decentralized networks" and "anonymity" for some reason
>This of course has nothing to do with the JCJenson Always Watching (tm) camera becoming government mandated
No.325255
Anonymous
>>325252
J doesn't, that's why she's protecting Tessa's innocence by destroying the findings

Any other reasons are purely excess profits, honest
No.325256
Anonymous
>>325247
>A rare specimen of a near extinct species, the Oogie wanders a world far changed from its former habitat
>Where once (you) berries grew bountifully there are now only barren fields, the soil forever spoiled by Drawfag erosion and overfishing
>The crumbs it gathers from what photosynthetic greens remain will not be enough to survive the winter
No.325257
Anonymous
>>325246
Kek.
No.325258
Anonymous
Replies:>>325261
>>325247
If I feed Smiledrone this thing, will he let me pet his head?
No.325259
Anonymous
>>325248
Holy kek.
No.325260
Anonymous
>>325251
>The Oogie was merely bait!
>Anon should have known none survived the great nomming
>Now he is doomed to watch another hundred posts whining about gay sentinels again!
No.325261
Anonymous
>>325258
He can't stop you either way
No.325262
Anonymous
>>325254
Kekl.
No.325263
Anonymous
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>waddles into your thread
No.325264
Anonymous
This thread needs something...
A hero of some sort
No.325265
Anonymous
>>325253
>Be anon
>Find oogi in thread
>Put oogi on anvil
>Put small tungsten cube next to oogi
>Give oogi some cut up aluminium sheets from a soda can
>Help oogi heat the aluminium with a blowtorch
>Oogi now has armor
>Give oogi a small nail and she makes a lance
>Oogi goes away
>She goes to bugretta
>Bugreta is bored, so she decides to have her painted black
>She has her lance painted red
>Darth oogi screams in agony at what she’s become
>Then she rubs bugi
No.325266
Anonymous
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>waddles into your thread
No.325267
Anonymous
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>waddles into your thread
No.325268
Anonymous
>>325263
If there's Enn, there's a bunch of dumb oogis.

Or an unmarried J.
No.325269
Anonymous
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>>325267
>>325266
>>325263
>>325247
Its an invasion
No.325270
Anonymous
>>325245
>>325248
>Not in sleep mode
Those drones are actually pretending to be sleep so they have an excuse to cuddle puddle with their humans
No.325271
Anonymous
>>325211
Awww
No.325272
Anonymous
this mf >>325251 caused an infestation.
by giving berri to oogi, the others followed her to the source
No.325273
Anonymous
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>>325269
The Joblin Task Force is en route to deal with the infestation.
No.325274
Anonymous
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>Buzzes into your thread
No.325275
Anonymous
>>325274
Sweet little bumbeVee why don't you sit next to me?
No.325276
Anonymous
Replies:>>325280>>325304
>>325266
>Liggys never survive for long
>Something in their instincts compels them to seek out the largest, scariest thing they can see and attach themselves to it like barnacles, regardless of how it treats them
>While this has turned them into a primary diet item for Cyntepedes, it technically doesn't always end in failure
>Duls, Jays, unattached Ns, even the occasional Vcat have been known to take a liking to the things, accepting their gifts of cloth scraps and "selfies" drawn in crayon
>This in turn triggers the second stage of the Liggy life cycle
>A successfully attached Liggy has a mleming drive over 1000% higher than any other known species, and simply will not cease trying to do so until either killed by their partner or rendered unconscious
>That this process renders out hundreds of Liggies per success, all of which their monstrous "sire" is deeply protective of, is all that allows the species to continue
No.325277
Anonymous
>>325273
quick, the Vees are taking notice >>325274
No.325278
Anonymous
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>>325244
>>325245
I just wanted to say that I don't have any claims on the narrative or its flow, I like the way it's going, I just decided to write a funny green.

By the way, will there be new parts of greens coming out soon about Uzi, who pretends to be an Adeptus Mechanicum (may the Omnissiah forgive me for such heresy), and the life of an anon, locked in an icy prison with flesh-torture machines?
No.325279
Anonymous
>>325278 (me)
>Confused about "b" and "spoiler"
Time for me to go to bed. Have fun discussing, anons.
No.325280
Anonymous
>>325276
>Liggys
They're called Lizzus you fake fan.
No.325281
Anonymous
Replies:>>325292>>325293
>>325278
I have exams for at least one week (and there is one exam I'm sure I'll be retaking on the 16th of next month) so not any time soon, also I want to write the Sentinel Strychnine Priosn green I have in the back of my head
No.325283
Anonymous
>>325252
haven't you heard? the brits say incest between first cousins is a good thing, actually
No.325284
Anonymous
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Human men belong to smelly neet drone girls!
No.325286
Anonymous
>>325284
What kind of idiot leaves their car in such a dirty state? Didn't the bastard have the money to clean it?
No.325287
Anonymous
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>crawls into your thread
No.325289
Anonymous
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>>325287
Okay, I'm calling the exterminator.
No.325290
Anonymous
Replies:>>325300
>>325284
>Emily rubbed off on Uzi a bit too much
No.325291
Anonymous
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>>325289
Anon, that would make the cyntepede sad
You wouldn't want to make cyntepede sad, would you?
No.325292
Anonymous
>>325281
>the Sentinel Strychnine Priosn green
I will light a candle for the well-being of your soul in the temple of God Emperor, our Savior, anon.
No.325293
Anonymous
Image:176938224122.png(395kB, 800x800)youare.png
>>325281
>strychnigger
No.325294
Anonymous
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>>325289
Don't worry, they're on their way:
>>325273
No.325295
Anonymous
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WD on IVORY SEXO
No.325296
Anonymous
>>325291
I'll even call the liquidators for help now, I swear to God, I'm not joking!
No.325297
Anonymous
Replies:>>325306
>>325287
>Be me have oogi infestation
>But also have an Enn
>Get a cytipede
>She’s a bit of a silly so she gets stuck on her back a lot
>I have to flip her over and feed her an oogi to make her feel better
>Enn doesn’t like her, says she’s scary
>But she keeps to herself in her layer (a shoe box)
>I don’t know why people find them so off putting, she might suck at hunting oogies but she’s cute.
>
No.325298
Anonymous
>>325273
>>325294
[WARNING]
The JTF shall arrive later due to an unexpected traffic jam caused by a huge frozen block of berries getting dropped on the road
No.325299
Anonymous
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>>325295
>Drone on Drone
Your nose is big, isn't it?
No.325300
Anonymous
Replies:>>325311
>>325290
>Literally
>Apparently that smell she has is chassis based or something, cause it sticks to everything she touches
>Furthermore, it then continues to stick to everything THOSE items touch too
>Between hanging out this often with Uzi and having actual mechanical work done on her interior by the same, Emily is now suffused with failgirl stank
>The poor girl now has to explain "what's in the air" every time she hangs out with her non-Uzi friend group
>She slaps a whole bucket of perfume on her before meetings with Aron to make sure he doesn't notice too
>Aron has no idea why the strange Not-J smells overwhelmingly of rotting flowers when she enters his quarters, but he doesn't want to find out
No.325301
Anonymous
>>325299
FUCKING KEK!
No.325302
Anonymous
Replies:>>325315
>>325237
Trying to imagine the DD squads that Lardanon, Skelanon, Hunchanon, Uglynon, Femanon, and Commienon would have.
NVJ are obviously accounted for, and so are DU-UI, right?
No.325303
Anonymous
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>>325295
ivory has a husband
No.325304
Anonymous
>>325276
Sounds like an invasive species.
No.325305
Anonymous
>>325303
And many many many kids
No.325306
Anonymous
>>325297
Kek.
No.325307
Anonymous
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>>325295
>>325299
>Anon has no nose
>Anon has no facial features at all, to be honest
>Poor drone just got starstruck when he saw Ivory swoop in and save a whole factory from rampaging solverspawn
>He doesn't know she only responded because the shift manager was her husband
No.325308
Anonymous
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>Emerges from the depths into your thread
No.325309
Anonymous
>>325307
Drone Anon will marry a human girl that is autistic about robots and he will be happy
No.325310
Anonymous
Oh just some more oogers and bug-
>>325308
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
No.325311
Anonymous
>>325300
When will Emily add a vitae-womb to her DD body to fulfill her duty to God and Aron?
No.325312
Anonymous
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What's her name again?
No.325313
Anonymous
>>325312
AseNyath
No.325314
Anonymous
>>325308
One day we'll get the unag-E joro.
No.325315
Anonymous
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>>325302
MG will be 100% in the squad of Commienon.
No.325316
Anonymous
>>325312
Fuck me, I just got the joke of Alice being a zombie drone and a deer.
No.325317
Anonymous
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>>325203
I wouldn't call it an art website, it's moreso just an OC storage website >_< I usually don't like linking my personal stuff but I'll at least link masqy's page:
https://toyhou.se/21190191.masquerade/37373148.masqy-md-oc
I'm currently in the middle of uploading all of her photos. I also have plans to draw a new reference photo for her in the future & I still need to upload dubs
No.325318
Anonymous
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>Oogi posting makes people happy anon, you should keep doing it.
No.325319
Anonymous
Replies:>>325320>>325321>>325322>>325326
Image:176938380261.jpg(41kB, 850x617)they_procreated.jpg
Since we are on the topic of Masqy what is this ball creature?
No.325320
Anonymous
>>325319
The Juggerspawn of course
No.325321
Anonymous
>>325319
Kekl.
No.325322
bfganon
>>325319
some future stuff id say. someday itll all come together. i gotta finish up that whole saga before all that however
No.325323
Anonymous
Replies:>>325325>>325327>>325331>>325339>>325485>>325555>>325652
Image:176938408924.jpg(31kB, 425x597)drunk doodl.JPG
No.325324
Anonymous
>>325315 (me)
It seems like the main three, U-U, I and d, are occupied, the rest are free (except MG, his ass is now being polished with a Soviet grinder, lol).
No.325325
Anonymous
>>325323
MORE IVORY ARTS!
No.325326
Anonymous
>>325319
A thing
No.325327
Anonymous
>>325323
Based art
No.325328
Anonymous
>>325317
Awww
No.325329
Anonymous
>>325307
NO!
No.325330
Anonymous
I slapped Masqy's ass and she shattered into like a million components.
No.325331
Anonymous
Replies:>>325333>>325395>>325555
>>325323
>Ivory smoking
>She only does is because she knows Anon will have to touch her to make her stop
>Unfortunately, Anon isn't a retard and knows smoking isn't bad for drones
>Now Ivory's having a crisis cause she believes he dosen't care about her health
No.325332
Anonymous
Image:176938488893.jpg(99kB, 1082x1303)1716025007898.jpg
>>325317
I remember this page.
I ate a massive spoiler from a comic I was reading here, coincidentally, also a rabbit.
No.325333
Anonymous
>>325331
i kek'd
No.325334
Anonymous
>>325307
>The Horny Worker Drone
>He wants sex with other Drones
No.325335
Anonymous
I have no drone and I must scream.
No.325336
Anonymous
Replies:>>325337>>325338>>325396
Image:176938614984.jpg(51kB, 505x606)172780954992.jpg
>wd wife texts me at work
>we're going to get into some kinky stuff tonight courtesy of her solver powers
>jump in the car and floor it on the way home
No.325337
Anonymous
>>325336
Drone kinky is like, hand holding.
No.325338
Anonymous
>>325336
>Doll casts dickus biggus
No.325339
Anonymous
Replies:>>325555
>>325323
dork thinks she's "aura farming"
No.325340
Anonymous
>>325223
>>325227

>STP art + dnd green the day I'm slated to run a session

Kino and fatepilled, I'mna try and use this art at some point if I can. Wish me luck anons.
No.325341
Anonymous
Replies:>>325343>>325351>>325397
Image:176938769213.png(257kB, 678x879)CLIPStudioPaint_oT7EuDmIhK.png
tooooo be updated
https://wiki.dronebooru.co/wiki/Val
No.325342
Anonymous
Mosque
No.325343
Anonymous
>>325341
>cute drone waiting for her owner at the door like a puppy
I have a mighty need...
No.325344
Anonymous
Replies:>>325345>>325362>>325363
Why no Drone on Drone romance
No.325345
Anonymous
>>325344
Because Ivory's married, anon, and she isn't sharing HER anon with ANYONE, no matter who tries
No.325346
Anonymous
Replies:>>325353>>325358>>325371>>325398
Changelog for Liquidation Extraction
>Flamethrower damage was nerfed from 150 to 100
>Flamethrower after urn was buffed from 2 per tick to 10 per tick
>Anti-Solver munitions now work as intended and are no longer bugged
>Fixed the melee skip
>Sentinel drones can now no longer be called in once per mission, instead they are available once per campaign
>Solver mutants and pure forms now regenerate as intended
>Fixed the oogi
No.325347
Anonymous
Replies:>>325383>>325399>>325508
Image:176939149048.png(247kB, 1335x1950)176878995283.png
Quick repost of this, I was planning to add onto it during this weekend but I've not been in the creative groove cause of work so just hold on tight and I'll try to update ASAP.
No.325348
Anonymous
Replies:>>325349>>325350>>325352>>325354>>325473
Video + 🎵:176939158804.mp4(4.98MB / 0:00:36 / h264+aac, 720x1280)UqQrzZRUHGV0OWRb.mp4
Doll birthday message from her VA
No.325349
Anonymous
>>325348
Why is her tone so sexy? I'm not complaining, but why?
No.325350
Anonymous
>>325348
Awwww
No.325351
Anonymous
>>325341
For a second I thought the black circle was a glory hole. I need to get my mind out of the gutter
No.325352
Anonymous
Replies:>>325400
Image:176939269737.jpg(14kB, 254x374)PjHxXtLgMLo.jpg
>>325348
God DAMN it sounds so good
No.325353
Anonymous
Replies:>>325401
>>325346
>ASMs were bugged to do nothing this entire time and ruined your ammo economy in the process
>Mutants/pures weren't regenerating
I've been running an ASM'd Justifier and an acid lobber this entire time, now you're telling me my Justifier was doing way less than it should and there wasn't even any regen for the acid to disable?
Time to see how well I do now that my entire loadout isn't bugged.
No.325354
Anonymous
Replies:>>325355
>>325348
Now I know why Lizzy feels so guilty about her death that she brings her corpse to school every day.
No.325355
Anonymous
>>325354
I would never want to let that ass go either.
No.325356
Anonymous
Replies:>>325402
>Fun Evening OC Fact: in the various post-canon timelines, there's an indoor snow (and volcanic ash) area park in Outpost 3. Khan was a big driver of it, so his grandkids and any non-daywalker kids of Uzi's vampire minions would be able to play in the snow (and volcanic ash) with other kids, since they can't go outside during the day and the normal kids would all be inside at night.
No.325357
Anonymous
Replies:>>325403
Image:176939659450.png(955kB, 2818x1585)173071772230.png
No.325358
Anonymous
Replies:>>325359
>>325346
>>Fixed the oogi
>It's the exact same as it was before
No.325359
Anonymous
>>325358
You cannot improve upon perfection
No.325360
Anonymous
Replies:>>325361>>325364
I hate when I have an idea for a character but I know I'd fumble the execution
No.325361
Anonymous
>>325360
Only way to get better is to fumble and then learn from your mistakes.
No.325362
Anonymous
Image:176939725122.jpg(128kB, 850x1206)sample-5669f657bf7fb0a6e6a2e77b656f0cab.jpg
>>325344
Upsilon and VAL are together
No.325363
Anonymous
Image:176939747123.jpg(106kB, 771x593)2025091700576.jpg
>>325344
C# and Fb are canonically married.
No.325364
Anonymous
Replies:>>325376
>>325360
Are you writing Oogi expanded universe lore
No.325365
Anonymous
Replies:>>325367>>325373
I have not yet written.
No.325366
Anonymous
Replies:>>325368>>325384>>325404>>325427
Image:176939829725.png(846kB, 1533x1759)IMG_0836.png
(it's not her birthday)
No.325367
Anonymous
>>325365
pussy
No.325368
Anonymous
Replies:>>325370
Image:176939849353.png(1.05MB, 1600x1600)3f208974b81ed459b6b3262d0b6a9ff1.png
>>325366
N, why are there only 3 candles on the nugget's cake?
No.325369
Anonymous
Replies:>>325378
Draw Masqy in the snow
No.325370
Anonymous
>>325368
3 years since she was nuggeted
No.325371
Anonymous
>>325346
>>Fixed the melee skip
>>Sentinel drones can now no longer be called in once per mission, instead they are available once per campaign
Unplayable, shit devs
No.325372
Anonymous
Replies:>>325377
Grub doll
No.325373
Anonymous
Replies:>>325405
>>325365
>Be writer Anon.
>You haven't write anything yet.
>But today you decided to lock in.
>As you hold the pencil.
>A drone with pigtails break in.
>She does a whole commercial for JCJENSON pen.
>"Aren't you tired of losing your motivation. Then you need JCJENSON high quality pen."
>You wrote a lot of stuff lately.
>"Thanks, JCJENSON in spaaaace."
>It definitely hasn't to do with the fact that the drone is pointing a gun.
>Or the creature with the whip in the cage.
>Just the thought of it already scare you and the monster hasn't been released yet.
No.325374
Anonymous
Replies:>>325380
I hate when I have an idea for a character. I hate characters
No.325375
Anonymous
Replies:>>325379>>325406
Image:176939957132.png(367kB, 1218x752)f747eafbdb9a6c00e6d533fb4ca1eade.png
>when you're so fat you look at femdrone and see food
No.325376
Anonymous
Replies:>>325510>>325621
>>325364
no, I was trying to figure out how to write for an OC I've had in mind.
tldr is:
>worker drone and her human stay out of solver's sights, hopping between asteroid outposts and forgotten space stations, etc.
>accidentally stumble on germ warfare research lab, human gets infected
>hops in cryo pod in hopes of being revived if humanity ever rebuilds civilization, tearfully leaving drone alone
>fast forward, Uzi does her thing, mankind barely survives, starts to rebuild
>obviously no cure, or anybody to research one bc humanity has bigger concerns
>she tracks down a shady former federation scientist who agrees to do research, but only for obscene prices
>drones have rights and get paid, but not enough for that
>so she turns to crime. petty stuff at first but becomes frustrated with the poor payout. scientist puts her in contact with a "friend" who convinces her that contract killings are where the real money is
>she wants higher paying jobs so she starts augmenting herself and downloading illegal combat data
>but the more she alters her hardware and software, the more unstable her mind becomes
>but it doesn't matter if she completely falls apart, or how much blood she gets on her hands. there's a backup waiting to greet him when he's finally cured.
>she won't remember, and he'll never know, and they'll get their happy ending together. some day.
No.325377
Anonymous
>>325372
Geist doll (with hiding behind his emo hair action!)
No.325378
Anonymous
>>325369
>Masqy bleeding out in the snow next to Ryan Gosling.
No.325379
Anonymous
>>325375
she probably doesn't taste very good, too spicy.
No.325380
Anonymous
Replies:>>325381
>>325374
I love characters, I love making them suffer. Now who's next on the list?
No.325381
Anonymous
Replies:>>325382>>325385
Image:176940050594.png(656kB, 1101x887)masufferingqy.png
>>325380
Masqy
No.325382
Anonymous
>>325381
Nuuuuu!
No.325383
Anonymous
>>325347
Looking forward to it!
No.325384
Anonymous
>>325366
Holy kek
No.325385
Anonymous
Image:176940091206.jpg(92kB, 617x717)Who was it.jpg
>>325381
>This is gonna be fun.
I have some ideas for Masqy already. I just have to finish some other ideas and characters first. Stay tuned.
No.325386
Anonymous
>browsing the booru
>read a green you had forgotten you wrote
No.325387
Anonymous
Replies:>>325388>>325424>>325425>>325429>>325435>>325490
Image:176940197145.png(550kB, 1047x2058)fire.png
No.325388
Anonymous
>>325387
grub tools
No.325389
Anonymous
Friend of mine says overkill
No.325392
Anonymous
Replies:>>325415>>325446
Mac: only playing friendslop with other streamers, or playing friendslop with other streamers but also playing local multiplayer games with sisters who are available and willing (he doesn't want the Eye of Femanon to fall on his brothers)?
No.325393
Anonymous
Replies:>>325408
Molli started taking HODR propaganda sponsorships
No.325394
Anonymous
>>325317
Nice.
No.325395
Anonymous
>>325331
Sad.
No.325396
Anonymous
>>325336
Kek.
No.325397
Anonymous
Replies:>>325417
>>325341
This is how my drone wife waits for me to return from work every day. Amazing, anon, and thanks for the article.

>If given the chance she'd happily return to her previous owners.
This is how a drone should treat its human owners, it's the law.
No.325398
Anonymous
Replies:>>325407
>>325346
Why do you always ruin my favorite weapon?!
No.325399
Anonymous
>>325347
Nice.
No.325400
Anonymous
>>325352
Kek.
No.325401
Anonymous
>>325353
So how is it, anon?
No.325402
Anonymous
>>325356
Cute.
No.325403
Anonymous
>>325357
Based.
No.325404
Anonymous
>>325366
Kekl.
No.325405
Anonymous
>>325373
Kek.
No.325406
Anonymous
>>325375
Holy fuck.
No.325407
Anonymous
Replies:>>325411
>>325398
>durr w+m1 = win
maybe use other weapons than the flame thrower
No.325408
Anonymous
Image:176940556942.png(186kB, 1024x882)1768045888367.png
>>325393
Now she is working to increase the number of children.
No.325409
Anonymous
Replies:>>325410>>325414
We at the Federation Remnants have created a new execution method for POW murder drones
We install dwarf fortress onto them and never let cats get neutered and just wait for their CPU to fry
No.325410
Anonymous
>>325409
that's cruel and unmewsual punishment
No.325411
Anonymous
Replies:>>325413
>>325407
Because I log into this fucking game to see how the funniest mutis go bang-bang while I light their disgusting ovens on fire with my fucking big as my dick flamethrower, faggot!
No.325412
Anonymous
Replies:>>325465
Image:176940605003.png(8kB, 722x881)1726205421451320.png
>All I'm saying is bad AUs, flanderised or cliche OCs and endlessly recycled jokes tend not to do well for the longevity of a community at large.
>"Bitch I do not care get me out of this filth you call a drink."
>Coming right up, Miss One-Note~.
No.325413
Anonymous
>>325411
>he doesn't use the oogi strat
kek
No.325414
Anonymous
>>325409
An absolutely just punishment, glory to the genius of humanity!
No.325415
Anonymous
Image:176940631289.png(69kB, 1023x653)f4cd754027e047797ae41ccbae142649.png
>>325392
>the Eye of Femanon
Mac should ask his dad about the one thing worse than femanons.
No.325416
Anonymous
Replies:>>325418
>>325192
She couldn’t even get N, the kind hearted retard, to give a single shiet about her. Tessa just naturally has an aura that makes people unable to care for her.
No.325417
Anonymous
>>325397
I don't think that last part is supposed to be a good thing
No.325418
Anonymous
Replies:>>325420
>>325416
>She couldn’t even get N, the kind hearted retard, to give a single shiet about her.
???
No.325419
Anonymous
Replies:>>325475
What people don’t know is that AM has a secret twin, PM.
No.325420
Anonymous
Replies:>>325423
>>325418
I think he means that he thought Cyn was Tessa when he beheaded her and didn't mourn her after learning she was turned into a skinsuit
No.325421
Anonymous
Replies:>>325422
hey my drone is pouting because she can't come to work with me and she swallowed my PS57 in protest. is this going to hurt her and how long do I have to retrieve it before it's digested(?)
No.325422
Anonymous
>>325421
Take your drone to work, it will increase your productivity, and she is your game console now, it was actually very rude of you to look so long into a screen that wasn't her's
No.325423
Anonymous
>>325420
>he thought Cyn was Tessa when he beheaded her
He also knew 'Tessa' was acting extremely sus.
No.325424
Anonymous
>>325387
Peak solver survivalist behavior, I'm sure his parents are proud of his ability to defy the elements of Copper-9

>N and Uzi gave him that task for a "merit badge" program they said was important
>Honestly they have no idea how he managed this on a snow planet
>N got jealous of the survivalist skills implied and spent the next week trying to figure out the trick himself
No.325425
Anonymous
>>325387
Luv bug
No.325426
Anonymous
Replies:>>325428>>325494
Image:176940808968.jpg(263kB, 2281x1284)174458845676.jpg
No.325427
Anonymous
>>325366
Repostan the "Uzi oil feeding" green from last thread for Vicious, figure it might be her thing

>>324533
No.325428
Anonymous
Replies:>>325430>>325431
>>325426
>V watching N and Uzi from the cuck chair
>No really, if memory serves that is where this exact frame comes from
No.325429
Anonymous
>>325387
>image named fire
>grub at no point lit on fire
grub's ruined guys, go home


kek art though anon, good job
No.325430
Anonymous
Replies:>>325432>>325434
>>325428
She wasn't in a cuck chair, she was being a voyeur. And she brought guests.
https://dronebooru.co/posts/11995?q=sound
No.325431
Anonymous
Replies:>>325509
Video + 🎵:176940844642.mp4(14.52MB / 0:01:31 / h264+aac, 1280x720)0413.mp4
>>325428
wagie au
No.325432
Anonymous
Replies:>>325433
>>325430
>V enjoying the sights and sounds of her crush getting banged by the ugly-bastard woman
>Explicitly asking to watch, implying she wanted them to know she was seeing this
>Somehow not a cuck

Anon... I
No.325433
Anonymous
Replies:>>325440
>>325432
Is Anon man enough to save V cuck queen robo ovaries?
No.325434
Anonymous
Replies:>>325441
>>325430
The voices I can't lmao, they sound like they're high on on helium kek
No.325435
Anonymous
>>325387
>Ever get tired of setting up your grill for barbeques?
>Enjoy the new JCJenson Self-Cooking Meat!(tm)
>Not only does this mighty hunk of flesh contain Proteins(tm) and Calories(tm) (JCJenson is not responsible for customers mixing these copywritten products with their public domain equivalents, Proteins(tm) and Calories(tm) not intended for human consumption), but it even starts fires for that authentic woodsmoke smell!
>Make your meal more ready today!
No.325436
Anonymous
Replies:>>325437>>325443>>325478
Image:176940897884.jpg(104kB, 774x804)114026509_GmUJiehBimPeMMP.jpg
That smile... That goddamn smile.
No.325437
Anonymous
>>325436
oohh smniledrone
No.325438
Anonymous
Image:176940910511.jpg(26kB, 313x172)173916449802.jpg
Protect this smile instead
No.325439
Anonymous
E is going to smooch you
Run
No.325440
Anonymous
Replies:>>325477>>325479>>325588
>>325433
>Anon moves to finally consummate his relationship with his waifu V
>She refuses, saying she's "defiled" and "too broken" to ever "burden" him with her performance
>Still loves seeing Anon happy and satisfied, and so brings in an endless conga line of other drones to sate his needs
>But Anon isn't sated
>They aren't who he wants
>Still V refuses to budge, refuses to give him the wholesome monogamous relationship that he CRAVES
>So Anon has an idea
>If V was mindbroken into this, surely she can be mindbroken back
>He must travel to the far ends of space and train in the arts of legendary rape-master Strychnine
>Only then will he be able to lock V down, human strength be damned
>And only then can he finally fuck her brains back in
No.325441
Anonymous
>>325434
koito 😻youtube thumb
No.325442
Anonymous
Replies:>>325444>>325448
Image:176940983751.jpg(1.56MB, 1536x1738)173749284879.jpg
>DDs are able to modify their bodies to synthesize different materials
>this is most well-known with regards to their tails, DDs are notorious for brewing up aphrodisiacs in their tails and injecting their partners in the throes of passiion
>less known is their ability to modify their saliva
>your J unit gf likes to give you 'energy kisses'
>her saliva is effervescent, slightly sweet, and has a moderate amount of caffeine which she transfers to you in regular mouth-to-mouth intervals
>usually, she tones down the caffeine content later in the day so you can sleep
>but there was that one time she teased you all day, smooching you excessively before, during, and after sex
>you plowed your J gf into the mattress that night, powered entirely by lust and caffeine, and she shortly fell into sleep mode while cuddled in your arms
>and you just lie there, completely unable to get a wink of sleep because she gave you several Monsters worth of caffeine
No.325443
Anonymous
>>325436
Awww
No.325444
Anonymous
Replies:>>325445>>325447
Image:176941023545.jpg(532kB, 1500x1500)176937654459.jpg
>>325442
>J unit carefully optimizes the amount of coffee her master recieves to ensure maximum productive output with minimum needed kisses, for workflow optimization
>forgets this and gets overexcited when she actually sees him, smooching him dozens of times in seconds
>this gives Anon the Panera Death Lemonaid experience and he has a heart attack on the spot
>J thinks he's being cure with the whole "you're too sweet for me" bit
>he's not, for all that is holy woman call a hospital, I can't feel my legs
>the JCJ Board of Directors' face when the find you their J-series has managed to jobb even kissing
No.325445
Anonymous
>>325444
kek
No.325446
Anonymous
>>325392
Not even a green and I still kekd, good job anon

>Geist as a prank makes a very special avatar
>Bursts in on Mac's stream as "Remmy Doorman" Mac's ultra-horny identical twin who spends half the stream bemoaning his lack experience with women and the other half standing around in his underwear because "it's just you and me in here bro it'll be fine"
>Mac is horrified at the donation messages
>...but he's interested in how the resulting outpost-wide manhunt for the "secret hunk" takes the heat off of him for a while
>meanwhile Uzi's going crazy trying to figure out who broke into the palace, took his pants off in her son's room, and then just vanished into the night
No.325447
Anonymous
>>325444
Fuck, I completely borked the spelling in this green, definitely a sign to go sleep
No.325448
Anonymous
Replies:>>325451
>>325442
I'mma be real I think having a bigass needle jammed into me mid-fuck would immediately ruin the mood. I know a bit of pain can turn to pleasure but stabbing me with a metal spike is WAY over that line.
No.325449
Anonymous
Replies:>>325452
>>325307
IS there an SD or DD who likes Worker Drones?
No.325450
Anonymous
Replies:>>325453>>325455>>325457>>325464>>325481>>325493>>325501>>325543
Image:176941148164.png(1.31MB, 2190x1054)angle or yuor debil.png
she can be your creature or your creature
No.325451
Anonymous
>>325448
>DD gf stabs Anon's ass with tailspike mid-sex
>Confused when he immediately starts cursing and trying to pull out
>A wrestling match to "force a finish" ensues until Anon manages to bootloop her
>He's gone when she wakes up
>When he returns a week later he has to explain to his sobbing GF that no, he wasn't leaving her, he didn't hate her, and he didn't find another drone, he just had to hit the hospital to deal with the massive blood loss and poisoning
>The erection from recieving a full fist worth of aphrodisiac didn't make staying faithful easy around those medic-drones mind, but that just pavloved him into nurse costumes
>Promises he'll stay with her forever just so long as she stops being retarded with chemicals
>She agrees
>The next day he's confronted by her with jumper cables and a car battery trying to do "human wireplay"
No.325452
Anonymous
Replies:>>325502
>>325449
Harper I guess? Or, at least, Droneanon WAS a worker when they first started talking. As for DDs I think we're limited to cannon + Outpost-6, and maybe that one that interacted with Teli once.
No.325453
Anonymous
>>325450
>She's dreaming of dronehood again
No.325454
Anonymous
Replies:>>325456>>325458
Image:176941225522.png(71kB, 200x255)1768540022362441.png
The dronetism....it fades....
No.325455
Anonymous
>>325450
The Keeter Creature
No.325456
Anonymous
Replies:>>325459
>>325454
Only cause you won't FEED IT, now drop and give me [NULL] soldier!
No.325457
Anonymous
Replies:>>325460
Image:176941280628.png(391kB, 890x781)akita doorman (original character) drawn by blenderanon - 465e590e15f7fc4b8305eda79c819681.png
>>325450
I wonder how it would feel to kiss the Keet
No.325458
Anonymous
Replies:>>325461
>>325454
rewatch time!
No.325459
Anonymous
Image:176941281255.png(291kB, 411x411)1739394715143279.png
>>325456
Wish I could but the lumbago is winning
No.325460
Anonymous
Replies:>>325462
>>325457
>wet
>sharp
>vaguely hallucinogenic

All in all probably like kissing a deep one/star spawn from Lovecraft, why?
No.325461
Anonymous
>>325458
Nta but I should definitely rewatch the pilot again for sure.
No.325462
Anonymous
Replies:>>325463
>>325460
>keeter shadows my innesmouth
Based
No.325463
Anonymous
Replies:>>325482
>>325462
She Shadow over my Innesmouth till I Dagon
No.325464
Anonymous
Replies:>>325466>>325468
>>325450
When did lilblucat get a fat fetish
No.325465
Anonymous
Replies:>>325467
>>325412
despite everything thats happened, i still love leg and jo faucet. simple oc’s are really underrated
No.325466
Anonymous
Replies:>>325469
>>325464
What are you talking about anon
No.325467
Anonymous
>>325465
Too bad the poor guys haven't had green in forever, Joe was always great
No.325468
Anonymous
>>325464
>he thinks this is Blue's art
No.325469
Anonymous
Replies:>>325470>>325471
>>325466
Why is Akita fat in this image
No.325470
Anonymous
>>325469
She's not though.
Bitch just has a blocky head.
No.325471
Anonymous
>>325469
That's just her flesh anon, she can't help it
She would agree with your assesment if you asked, though
No.325472
Anonymous
Replies:>>325511
>Akita learns a daily serving of oil contains over 30,000 calories…the hard way
No.325473
Anonymous
>>325348
It’s everywhere
No.325474
Anonymous
>>325269
the gangs all here
No.325475
Anonymous
>>325419
Hmm, I seem to remember seeing a couple of arts with the opposite of AM.
No.325476
Anonymous
Fun fact: this greentext is the first one that use Bunnydrone real name:
>>320984
No.325477
Anonymous
>>325440
Kek
No.325478
Anonymous
>>325436
Kek.
No.325479
Anonymous
>>325440
Holy fucking kek!
No.325480
Anonymous
Replies:>>325483
Akoogi
No.325481
Anonymous
>>325450
This thing is scary as death and I want to pet it.
No.325482
Anonymous
Replies:>>325484>>325486>>325489>>325499>>325512
>>325463
>Anon and keeter luv, get married, have kids
>Initial results are pic related
>Lots of time spent as sickly looking humans later, a second stage emerges
>Just after human puberty finishes, the solverbabies will literally split their skin in half and emerge a full Solv-Sap, like their human skin was just a cocoon
>Now Anon has to deal with a crying Keeter angsty about passing on her "curse" AND a bunch of insecure teens frustrated that they lost both their humanity and a full 3 feet in height
No.325483
Anonymous
Replies:>>325487
Image:176941610030.jpg(98kB, 698x822)WTK.jpg
>>325480
No.325484
Anonymous
>>325482
>pic related
WHERE?
No.325485
Anonymous
>>325323
> there's an Ivory at the bottom of every bottle
don't sinko into de struction
No.325486
Anonymous
Replies:>>325512
Image:176941618472.png(28kB, 1010x808)absolute solver (original character) drawn by literal_insect - 19eef96f8e44e9a8a35e59b62498d161.png
>>325482(me)
My bad guys, I'm both tired and retarded
No.325487
Anonymous
>>325483
>tfw you now understand why Uzi wanted to kill it
No.325488
Anonymous
Replies:>>325513
Image:176941630945.png(239kB, 862x649)bloodY.png
>The weather is so shit today that the trains can't even run
>My uni decided to switch to E-lessons today
Yay! I wasted my weekend craming for a test that won't happen instead of writing greens and painting minis
No.325489
Anonymous
Image:176941647729.jpg(210kB, 1280x1280)v2p8grx1fwxf1.jpeg
>>325482
>and a full 3 feet in height
Grandma Uzi's curse...
No.325490
Anonymous
Replies:>>325491>>325492
>>325387
the grub does not give up
No.325491
Anonymous
>>325490
He's just like me fr.
No.325492
Anonymous
>>325490
>Abortion timeline foreshadowing
>For whenever anon writes that Negev green, at least
No.325493
Anonymous
>>325450
Kreetcher
No.325494
Anonymous
Replies:>>325495
Image:176941698624.jpg(137kB, 1280x720)176940844642-3.jpg
>>325426
original filename
> the drink that makes you say fantastic
No.325495
Anonymous
Replies:>>325504
Image:176941724696.png(1.13MB, 2555x3004)175286714549.png
>>325494
Imagine having sex with both Uzi and N at once
No.325496
Anonymous
>presses the button that makes the 2025/26 lineup explode.
>plus akita
No.325498
Anonymous
Replies:>>325507
nothing to see here, nope, no new merc art here, I don't know what you're talking about, never heard of it
>>325497
No.325499
Anonymous
Replies:>>325500>>325554
Image:176941772733.png(49kB, 359x301)Who's That Girl What's Her Name Is She Cool Is She Lame.png
>>325482
Acetaminophen grew to a pretty decent size. If she can get reasonably big, I think Anon's horrible monster spawn will be fine.
No.325500
Anonymous
Image:176941792812.jpg(49kB, 1024x768)1722629599542467m.jpg
>>325499
>filename
No.325501
Anonymous
>>325450
Awwww
No.325502
Anonymous
>>325452
The protagonist of the Roadtrip is just called “Little Buddy.”
No.325503
Anonymous
Replies:>>325514
Image:176941843593.png(75kB, 1420x629)monsterfucker.png
> Random Outpost-6 funpost jumpscare
No.325504
Anonymous
Image:176941856649.png(22kB, 400x350)Every day we ROT.png
>>325495
No.325505
Anonymous
Replies:>>325506
Vicious Beaned
No.325506
Anonymous
Replies:>>325515
Image:176942002161.png(340kB, 1079x879)116320260126103239.png
>>325505
All fags got arrested.
No.325507
Anonymous
Replies:>>325567
>>325498
Neat bug art.
No.325508
Anonymous
>>325347
Take your time boss. I've been looking forward to this.
No.325509
Anonymous
>>325431
What in the goddamn?
No.325510
Anonymous
>>325376
The question to be asked is how much of a bratty lolibaba is she
No.325511
Anonymous
>>325472
Kek.
No.325512
Anonymous
>>325482
>>325486
That's why you should ONLY breed with humans. You can't let drones and solver spawn get your biodata, anon.
No.325513
Anonymous
Replies:>>325516
>>325488
It's wonderful to live in a cyberpunk world, right, anon?
No.325514
Anonymous
>>325503
Kek.
No.325515
Anonymous
>>325506
Cool turkey.
No.325516
Anonymous
Replies:>>325518
Image:176942363410.png(159kB, 478x561)Spoiler image
>>325513
>cyberpunk
Put some respect on that name! The train didn't run because the power lines were frozen over, no corporation would let their trains not arrive, that hurts the bottomline
And in a cyberpunk world drone waifus would be too expensive not non existant
No.325517
Anonymous
>>325217
I love that ragatha design
No.325518
Anonymous
Replies:>>325519
>>325516
Anon, cyberpunk means high technology with a low standard of living. We have technology that allows us to literally replicate the mind's ability to create works of art, yet 3 billion people can't eat properly, and 600 million are literally starving.

We live in cyberpunk, with the only difference being that I and you are not Johnny Silverhand and V.
No.325519
Anonymous
Replies:>>325523
>>325518
My main point is that real life is lame and cyberpunk is not
No.325520
Anonymous
>>325239
That's ragatha borrowing Martha old goth clothes
No.325521
Anonymous
Replies:>>325522>>325544>>325546
Image:176942504675.jpg(623kB, 1079x1528)Clown Cyn by @DanielR21956780.jpg
No.325522
Anonymous
>>325521
Highly clangable half DD/WD hybrid
No.325523
Anonymous
Replies:>>325524
>>325519
I don't want to get killed in a gang shootout:(
No.325524
Anonymous
Replies:>>325525
>>325523
>I don't want to get killed in a gang shootout:(
[Insert something about current day politics here]. Also I don't know how much you know/care about Cyberpunk lore but in setting Europe is actually a pretty decent place to live (When not in a corpo war)
No.325525
Anonymous
Replies:>>325527
>>325524
[Insert something definitely extremely poignant about modern politics that turned the thread into a burning shit]. Plus, the Soviet Union is still alive there, so that's definitely not bad. I might get a drone wife from the party :)
No.325526
Anonymous
Replies:>>325527
Image:176942634702.jpg(826kB, 4132x2052)Jane after surviving.jpg
I can't believe this is what I drew after hibernation.
No.325527
Anonymous
Replies:>>325530
Image:176942649358.png(115kB, 635x500)Sovietclangers.PNG
>>325525
You would get a state approved wife pleaser as well

>>325526
50 games against a blight/nurse main upon you I don't know what this means, I have a friend that plays DBD and he always complains about these charachters
No.325528
Anonymous
Replies:>>325529>>325536>>325545>>325566>>325569
Image:176942669687.jpg(240kB, 1920x1862)G_hSVsGW4AA3zrF.jpg
do not open
No.325529
Anonymous
Image:176942689089.jpg(36kB, 680x504)677eaa8502c86f93407a8eacb06b632b.jpeg
>>325528
>Cyn after not being able to get her hands on Anon for 10 minutes
No.325530
Anonymous
Replies:>>325532
Image:176942726223.png(1.21MB, 2000x2650)1768045411551.png
>>325527
>The Soviet female adapter is so strong that can break fingers
God bless the Soviet Union.
No.325531
Anonymous
Replies:>>325533
We need to explore more characters.
No.325532
Anonymous
Replies:>>325534
Image:176942753734.png(29kB, 672x189)Uzi.PNG
>>325530
The book I got this from even has something for a certain purple femcel
No.325533
Anonymous
Replies:>>325535
Image:176942772593.png(2.19MB, 1125x2436)Spoiler image
>>325531
You want oogi posting, I think the wheel wants oogi posting.
No.325534
Anonymous
>>325532
I think you'll need more than one can of spray, according to my estimates: 20 liters will be enough to drown her.
No.325535
Anonymous
Replies:>>325537
Image:176942838569.jpg(93kB, 916x840)Spoiler image
>>325533
No.325536
Anonymous
>>325528
>Cyn finally makes contact with this world and drags (You) to where she can finally have you for herself
>This is the only form she could actually get for you right now, though
No.325537
Anonymous
Image:176942870719.png(146kB, 541x666)1girl_amyanon_disassembly_drone_fangs_hat_looking_at_viewer_medium_hair_monochrome_original_character_serial_designation_phi_4580.png
>>325535
Sneaking up behind Phi and "backstabbing" her while she's scoped in
No.325538
Anonymous
Replies:>>325539
Image:176943060793.jpg(126kB, 1120x1120)Uzi equiped a gun.jpg
No.325539
Anonymous
Image:176943217203.jpg(249kB, 1080x1440)lizzies-gun-murder-drones-comic-v0-weji218r8a9b1.jpg
>>325538
No.325540
Anonymous
Replies:>>325541>>325542
Fuugi
No.325541
Anonymous
>>325540
All glory to the Fuugi...
No.325542
Anonymous
>>325540
I thought you said Fungi. Kek
No.325543
Anonymous
>>325450
so she's mine either way?
No.325544
Anonymous
>>325521
that's a pretty hot harlequin contraption
No.325545
Anonymous
>>325528
eh, I prefer Navi orb booba
No.325546
Anonymous
>>325521
Clunny.
No.325547
Anonymous
Replies:>>325548>>325549>>325552
Image:176943695831.jpg(72kB, 1281x1411)Little_uunon.jpeg
>Little uunon goes from thread to thread
>Searching for what is not dead
>He finds an old bread from 2024
>The uunons all say, has been lost before
>/md/ is falling; /md/ is rising
>But ultimately it is never dying
[spoiler>]I've reached peak faggotry by writing poetry[/spoiler]
No.325548
Anonymous
Replies:>>325550
Image:176943715273.png(293kB, 1000x1034)bU-Unnies.png
>>325547
>Messed up spoiler
Uh oh! The Little uunon is going to get buillied by two mexican drones!
No.325549
Anonymous
Replies:>>325553
>>325547
see >>325167
Ur welcome, my good chum.
No.325550
Anonymous
>>325548
>I knew it
No.325551
Anonymous
Replies:>>325568
Does og 4chan still do that thing where you have to check in after a ban?
No.325552
Anonymous
>>325547
It kind of is dying TEEBEEACHE
No.325553
Anonymous
Image:176943871553.jpg(77kB, 641x706)Thanks.jpg
>>325549
No.325554
Anonymous
>>325499
Artist? And if you're the artist, when does the pic's details say you drew it so I know which thread the source is in?
No.325555
Anonymous
>>325323
>>325331
>>325339
smoking kills, a building will fall onto of ivory
No.325556
Anonymous
Replies:>>325557>>325558>>325564
Polly.
No.325557
Anonymous
Replies:>>325558>>325561>>325564
>>325556
Jolly
No.325558
Anonymous
Image:176944315136.gif(409kB, 1200x998)Molly and Polly.gif
>>325556
>>325557
>The ensuing exchange
No.325559
Anonymous
Image:176944315958.png(206kB, 482x638)176934414082.png
Pidge.
No.325560
Anonymous
Replies:>>325562
Image:176944338557.png(143kB, 856x767)174480947549.png
keeta
No.325561
Anonymous
Replies:>>325564
>>325557
Dolly
No.325562
Anonymous
Replies:>>325563
Image:176944363255.jpg(153kB, 797x469)igos du ikana.jpg
>>325560
No.325563
Anonymous
>>325562
Princess Akita’s diplomatic visit to Ikana Canyon is going swimmingly
No.325564
Anonymous
Replies:>>325565
Image:176944403533.png(673kB, 710x622)1501884112747581.png
>>325556
>>325557
>>325561
chicken jockey!!!
No.325565
Anonymous
Image:176944414502.jpg(36kB, 1024x554)I AM STEVEN.jpg
>>325564
Shrek & Donkeyyoutube thumb
No.325566
Anonymous
>>325528
Kek, cook.
No.325567
Anonymous
Replies:>>325570
Image:176944703967.jpg(465kB, 2048x1451)1719121537940.jpg
>>325507
It's Cordie from Cliffside, Liam's first serious animated pilot from 2018
No.325568
Anonymous
Replies:>>325572
>>325551
No not anymore if I remember correctly
No.325569
Anonymous
>>325528
The eldritch dildo
No.325570
Anonymous
Replies:>>325576
Image:176944731557.png(84kB, 400x400)KcDvsl5D.png
>>325567
mmm spooder milk
No.325571
Anonymous
Replies:>>325573
is it true that a drone can OD on magnets and go permanently retarded?
No.325572
Anonymous
Replies:>>325575
>>325568
What does this even mean?
No.325573
Anonymous
>>325571
Yeh
No.325574
Anonymous
Keeter
Hard R
No.325575
Anonymous
Replies:>>325587
>>325572
It means no, they don't do it anymore
No.325576
Anonymous
Image:176944843187.jpg(46kB, 708x404)EMAvptGXsAYI1iM.jpg
>>325570
>Blonde spider bimbo breast milk
No.325577
Anonymous
Replies:>>325578>>325579>>325585>>325589
Mylo?
No.325578
Anonymous
Replies:>>325583
>>325577
Stylo.
No.325579
Anonymous
Replies:>>325580
>>325577
Is a hornyposting OC and belongs in the trash. Like Pavo.
No.325580
Anonymous
Replies:>>325596
Image:176944934175.png(10kB, 1050x720)1763505785936174.png
>>325579
Mylo and Pavo exotic dancing for the /md/egens.
No.325581
Anonymous
Replies:>>325582>>325584
Too calm.
No.325582
Anonymous
Image:176944972268.jpg(87kB, 768x768)1712904368341407.jpg
>>325581
Let's make so noise [giggle]
No.325583
Anonymous
>>325578
>Mylo is the newest member of the Gorillaz
No.325584
Anonymous
Replies:>>325586
Image:176944980548.png(483kB, 1080x782)Screenshot_20251012-005322.png
>>325581
Fuck you.
better?
No.325585
Anonymous
Replies:>>325590
>>325577
Busy slouching behind the counter at his shop, trying to make his clock calm down after he got another loving smooch from a customer.
No.325586
Anonymous
>>325584
>Threatening me with a good time?
No.325587
Anonymous
Replies:>>325655
>>325575
I mean what anon said. Doesn't a ban just get removed over time?
No.325588
Anonymous
Replies:>>325591
>>325440
>Sadly, anon trained too hard, his dickings are too good
>Now he mindbreaks V EVERY time they have sex
>This causes her to switch back and forth from shy, demure maid to oil-hungry bipolar knife-monster whenever they get down and dirty
>It was fun at first, but having to effectively molest her out of her cuck fetish after every session is killing his lower back
>So now anon must journey once again to seek one of the mighty thread-masters
>The only being bad enough at sex to help him fix his marraige
>The mighty and terrible Femanon
No.325589
Anonymous
Replies:>>325592
>>325577
He loves to be petted on the head, just like any drone.
No.325590
Anonymous
>>325585
Kek.
No.325591
Anonymous
>>325588
HOLY FUCK!
No.325592
Random Femanon
Replies:>>325593
>>325589
He has a head I want to pet him on, if you know what I mean
No.325593
Anonymous
Image:176945109188.png(379kB, 778x800)176150071747.png
>>325592
Haha imagine how wild his hair gets when he wakes up in the morning. I'd brush and sniff his hair.
No.325595
Anonymous
Image:176945194156.png(151kB, 640x883)drones-burger-v0-txsve09i7gjf1.png
No.325596
Anonymous
Replies:>>325597>>325599>>325601>>325616
>>325580
>Mylo and Pavo get their skulls curbstomped against the pavement
>By a giant oogi of all creatures.
No.325597
Anonymous
>>325596
>the giant Oogi is significantly taller than Uzi
No.325598
Anonymous
spaceship pilot!
No.325599
Anonymous
Replies:>>325600
>>325596
Makes sense lore wise considering sentinel drones are afraid of oogies
No.325600
Anonymous
>>325599
Sentinels are afraid of regular size Oogis. Imagine a giant one or Uzi show up.
No.325601
Anonymous
Replies:>>325607
>>325596
someone's angy
No.325602
Anonymous
Replies:>>325603>>325604>>325605
Image:176945398612.jpg(79kB, 685x834)172358297289.jpg
Playing chess with E!
No.325603
Anonymous
>>325602
>She wins because you can't predict her tactics
>She has no tactics
No.325604
Anonymous
>>325602
can you really call it chess when she just bashes the pieces against each other like gi joes and then eats them?
No.325605
Anonymous
Replies:>>325606>>325632
>>325602
>even with her hat on, Es still a walking computer and kicks your ass, eating you pieces one by one as she captures them
>with her hat off, E purposely plays worse so you can have fun
>she tries to pretend she doesn't want to eat the pieces, but you feed them to her afterwards, letting her warm, thick tongue lap at your fingers as she crunches the tasty plastic between her teeth
>she grabs your hand and puts it on her neck as she swallows, letting you trace the path of the piece down into her bell(E)
No.325606
Anonymous
>>325605
It should be me...
No.325607
Anonymous
Replies:>>325608>>325612
Image:176945479048.jpg(819kB, 2203x1115)174857403403.jpg
>>325601
No, I just thought it'd be funny.
But go off I guess.
No.325608
Anonymous
Replies:>>325610>>325611
>>325607
why is the knife golden with a blue stripe
No.325609
Anonymous
E unfurling her wings and literally floating along the sidewalk as she follows the scent of banana muffins to your windowsill.
No.325610
Anonymous
Replies:>>325614
>>325608
Alloy 2X
No.325611
Anonymous
>>325608
It's the future.
LEDs are cool.
No.325612
Anonymous
Replies:>>325613>>325614>>325624
>>325607
Oogiposting has never been funny.
No.325613
Anonymous
Replies:>>325615
Image:176945540051.png(8kB, 387x454)173472589827.png
>>325612
I'm sorry you feel that way.
No.325614
Anonymous
Replies:>>325617>>325618
Image:176945546466.jpg(79kB, 703x764)9ad4d031e99c98c81d0759deb10f7be8.jpg
>>325610
i see
>>325612
seven thousand fucking oogis
eat this man
No.325615
Anonymous
>>325613
the coogie
No.325616
Anonymous
Replies:>>325623>>325642
>>325596
>All Oogies posses an inherent sort of "reverse-jobberism"
>What this means in practice is that, as the amount of Oogie flesh in a region increases, all Oogies within gain an increased access to "plot armor," similar to their progenitor
>This process can be seen in nature through both the relative threat levels of Oogie Alphas compared to their standard brethren and the exponentially increasing danger of large infestations
>But humanity is ever curious
>Ever careless in their designs
>One experimental procedure later and the world's first "Oogie Omega" finds itself rampaging through Dr. Holly's lab
>She thought she could contain it
>Then that she could kill it
>Now she cowers as the experimental growth serum drives it to devour all in sight, each morsel adding ever more fuel to its exponential increase
>Existence itself bends in the face of this Ooger, making every decision it makes both retroactively correct and justified, and rendering effective containment impossible
>You run? You trip and fall exactly where it was going to step or grab
>You fight? Suddenly your years of military training leave you, and you find yourself outmatched in strength and swordsmanship by a being literally born a week ago
>You block its path? Secure military keycards and their carriers will literally scuttle onto its arm
>You shoot it? Your bullets simply wiz past as if it were some 80s action star
>You present it with something, a hundred meter dinosaur of sheer steel, that it could never conceivably even harm? The thing just slaps together some gadget out of thin air and random plutonium that "happens" to have fallen into the test chamber, and your monster... just... stands there! And watches it do so!
>In desperation the Federation government sends its own two best, the only soldiers it knows for certain to posses the same "plot armor" phenomena
>Unfortunately a bureaucratic error somehow mixed "Ivory" and "Mylo" in the designation codes
>Now its up to the downtown clown and faggitron the pee-cock to put an end to this before the creature's sheer reality-shifting weight drowns the planet under an endless rain of Enns
No.325617
Anonymous
Replies:>>325620
>>325614
>The oogis attempt to attack the unimpressed anon but their tiny rail blasts amount to no more than annoying pinpricks.
>They try everything else from the shiny boulders to screaming loudly in protest.
>Nothing really works.
>Bored and more pissed off than before, the surly human simply picks up the leader of the regiment, puts them under a cup and leaves them there before heading off to bed.
>Leaving the rest of the oogis to seriously rethink their battleplans and life choices.
No.325618
Anonymous
>>325614
>Karma.mp4
>It's just the sound of a hundred tongues
>This continues for the next 4 hours
No.325619
Anonymous
Image:176945588432.jpg(4.32MB, 2896x4096)@unchidaisukiTV.jpg
Look out!
No.325620
Anonymous
>>325617
kek, gud green
No.325621
Anonymous
Replies:>>325637
>>325376
He won't recognize her anymore because of all the mods, won't he?
No.325622
Anonymous
Replies:>>325628
Image:176945612450.png(93kB, 750x742)3f506dcd9ff8d648830bc445381c6662.png
Jin.
No.325623
Anonymous
>>325616
Fuck, this is the best anime description I've ever read!
No.325624
Anonymous
>>325612
I got mindbroken into liking oogies. I even made my own oogi creature.
No.325625
Anonymous
Replies:>>325626>>325627>>325630
Image:176945646418.jpg(220kB, 775x1039)Autistic parasite.jpg
God, I hate blocks. I want to write a greentext for Oogis and Berri, but I have no idea what the relationship between those two disgusting parasites is even supposed to be like.
No.325626
Anonymous
Replies:>>325638
>>325625
That's OK anon, all you have to do is think about how the real Uzi and Solara would interact!

... you do know how those two would interact with each other, right?
No.325627
Anonymous
Replies:>>325630
>>325625

>Oogie see Berri
>Oogie eat Berri
>Immediate regert
>Oogie now Zomboogie, start spitting seed everywhere like a bad doujin
>New crop of Berri grows
>New Oog enters field
>Repeat
No.325628
Anonymous
Image:176945703096.gif(311kB, 640x460)masturbate-jerk-off.gif
>>325622
No.325629
Anonymous
Replies:>>325631>>325633
>Be me
>You're surfing the internet
>Looking at art
>Notice an art about a Chainsaw Man
>It depicts Makima
>First thought: "Fuguedrone is cute."
I think that's already a diagnosis. I've officially become a schizo.
No.325630
Anonymous
>>325625
>>325627

>Oogie finds Berri, feeds to Bugetta
>Bugetta start whimpering, acting scared/pained
>Oogs panic
>Immediately form crack team
>Top berriesearchers discover Berri/Berry differences
>Posit a cure
>Unfortunately, cure is "Boog can suviv weekiller, Berri not"
>Now it's up to the best berry handlers in the hive to figure out how to make Boogie take her "medicine" before the parasite fully takes root
No.325631
Anonymous
Replies:>>325634
>>325629
The simple way to differentiate between Makima and Fugue is: Which one has a dumptruck ass? The answer is Makima.
No.325632
Anonymous
Replies:>>325635
>>325605
>she grabs your hand and puts it on her neck as she swallows, letting you trace the path of the piece down into her bell(E)
I know what you are...
No.325633
Anonymous
>>325629
>Like Strawberry, the dronetism's rooting overtakes the mind
>Soon Anon will be spotting Solvers in the walls
>All is as it should be
No.325634
Anonymous
Replies:>>325639>>325643
Image:176945744871.png(274kB, 1453x1660)1girl_black_hair_english_text_fugueanon_highres_human_looking_at_viewer_murder_drones_nonweb_source_solo_7048.png
>>325631
>Which one has a dumptruck ass? The answer is Makima.
Fugue can you confirm?
No.325635
Anonymous
>>325632
Only a knowledgeable person can understand, and I see that you too.
No.325636
Anonymous
Bayonetta Drone
Bayo-retta.
No.325637
Anonymous
>>325621
she'll just replace her body, too. it'll still be her.
...won't it?
No.325638
Anonymous
>>325626
They both live on different planets, and neither of them has any interest in leaving. The only one who actually has a spaceship is J.
No.325639
Anonymous
Replies:>>325640
Image:176945873368.png(816kB, 2388x1879)IMG_8036.png
>>325634
Fuguedrone is as flat, featureless and cutely curvy as any worker drone ought to be, Makima is a good role model and a hero but no human woman shaped creature can compare to a drone’s beauty :)
No.325640
Anonymous
Replies:>>325665
Image:176945889488.jpg(605kB, 1446x1660)IMG_4876.jpeg
>>325639 (me)
Also Sentinel!Fuguedrone is more voluptuous than Makima
No.325641
Anonymous
Replies:>>325644>>325646>>325648
I invested into jobcoin
No.325642
Anonymous
Replies:>>325645>>325647>>325649>>325656
>>325616

>The Oogie is, of course, still a female of the species
>This means that Mylo's presence has the same effect on her that it does on all other femcels
>Cue the Omega immediately calming at the sight of him, desiring nothing more than hugs and *mlems* forever with her "jus fren"
>Pavo, after he calms from his panic attack, could leave
>Could report a "pacification successful" and allow the poor clown to be dragged screaming into the smelly darkness forever
>But that wouldn't be fitting for a brother-in-arms, would it?
>Instead he hatches a plan
>Several bootloops and a whole "gay best friend" routine later he's managed to convince the Oog that Mylo is "sik" from the "meanie machine" at the bottom of the lab, that she needs to "bake it" to save him
>So together they go, Mylo draped in bridal carry across the Oogie's arms as the "trio" "battles" through the lab's defenses
>As they travel, Pavo puts further refinements on his scheme
>Several "conveniently placed" diagrams of her own experiment later, Pavo accuses the Oog of being "the meanie"
>Of being too dangerous and too gross for Mylo to survive
>After all, didn't he get sick when they started mleming? And didn't he get less sick when they stopped?
>The Oog thinks as hard as it can about this
>Finally makes a decision in the lab's Cathedral(tm) brand geothermal power plant, at the very bottom
>"tanks for everybing"
>"dei mud"
>Giving Mylo her beanie, the Oog willingly plunges into the planet's core
>Pavo reports back a happy man, having left none behind
>Mylo... isn't sure how to feel about things
>He keeps the beanie, though
No.325643
Anonymous
>>325634
Yah
No.325644
Anonymous
>>325641
FOOL
No.325645
Anonymous
Replies:>>325647
>>325642
Keeked
No.325646
Anonymous
Replies:>>325648
>>325641
You mean invested AGAINST, jobcoin, as in shorted it, right anon? Surely you didn't put money into something that literally chose a failgirl for a mascot right?
No.325647
Anonymous
>>325645
>>325642

"Twas beauty that killed the beast"
>Pavo, you have to be more professional in your after-actions, nobody want to decipher poetry at 4am
No.325648
Anonymous
>>325641
>>325646
Anon did it for the utility of making his jobber J wife happy
No.325649
Anonymous
>>325642
>The joke is episode 7, you must laugh
No.325650
Anonymous
Replies:>>325651>>325653>>325658>>325671
>J starts financial advice/trading doortube channel
>everything she does fails
>like, EVERYTHING
>even things that, statistically, shouldn’t be able to go wrong in the market
>every time
>tfw betting against J’s advice is free money
>tfw J controls the galactic financial system
>tfw she will never know
No.325651
Anonymous
>>325650
J(im Cramer)
No.325652
Anonymous
Replies:>>325672
Image:176946038787.png(31kB, 800x600)sparkup.png
>>325323
like son like mother
No.325653
Anonymous
Replies:>>325654
>>325650
>J gets desperate, starts doing research into the far past, putting stock in Tessa's occultism even
>Discovers evidence in the far past of a figure from a thousand years ago enduring a similar curse
>Armed with ancient ritual and several locks of N's hair, J prepares a sacrifice to trade her "Kramerism" to another
>Realizes when she sees him washing it after that N's hair is a wig
>So who did she give her bad business sense to?
>Ah well, probably isn't important
>Meanwhile Tessa has the inexplicable urge to institute "short-term drones" into her CEO business plans
No.325654
Anonymous
Replies:>>325659
>>325653
This is canonically why Tessa is incompetent in the Chunni greens
No.325655
Anonymous
>>325587
Yea, but usually when your ban is over you have to confirm it before it actually lifts.
No.325656
Anonymous
Replies:>>325657
>>325642
>dei mud
what?
No.325657
Anonymous
Replies:>>325660
>>325656
>Anon has completely forgotten the original videos

It's "die mad" in Oogerspeak
No.325658
Anonymous
Replies:>>325664>>325673
Image:176946177240.jpg(148kB, 1280x1707)1690746165052103.jpg
>>325650
>Anon does the reverse J index strategy
>Problem is he's dating J
>Uses the money he makes from her bad luck to take her on dates
>Last date Anon asked J for her opinion on some stock picks
>She really liked the topic
>J does her best to give Anon got adivce that has 99.9999% percent chance of working out
>Anon could see her begin to overheat due to effort
>Still inverse J index
>Anon shorts all picks J gave to him
>The next day those companies implode
>No literaly, terrorists blew up their HQ's
>J calls Anon so they can cope about their lost money at her house
How does Anon explain to her he just became a multi milionare?
No.325659
Anonymous
Replies:>>325667
Image:176946204552.png(49kB, 444x458)human_itanon_lowres_medium_hair_monochrome_murder_drones_nonweb_source_smile_solo_tessa_james_elliot_2897.png
>>325654
Oh, come on, Tessa isn't incompetent! She's just an average... ok slightly below average CEO, but she is a great engineer and drone technician! What she lacks in business acumen she makes up for in knowledge about her company's core product, and she has J to smooth out all the rough edges
No.325660
Anonymous
Replies:>>325661>>325662
>>325657
>Fun Canon Fact: At the end of Murder Drones the main character Uzi Doorman has multicoloured purple and yellow eyes.
No.325661
Anonymous
>>325660
>Fun Canon Fact: At the end of Murder Drones, the main character Uzi Doorman technically lost all her old organic eyes, since those were on her wings and tail
No.325662
Anonymous
Replies:>>325663>>325683
>>325660
Wait! Uzi is purple!?
No.325663
Anonymous
Replies:>>325668>>325812
Image:176946233024.png(287kB, 548x943)1694584669297.png
>>325662
>Sex makes babies?!
No.325664
Anonymous
>>325658
pretend you're so dumb you thought she wanted you to bet on their downfall
No.325665
Anonymous
Replies:>>325666>>325669>>325674>>325697
>>325640
If Pavo is massacring underground blood bars, bringing death to disassembly drones who refused to throw off the old order, then what does sentinel fuguedrone do for the new society?
No.325666
Anonymous
Replies:>>325687
>>325665
Make propaganda posters, they are really nice and have a lot of glitter on them
No.325667
Anonymous
Replies:>>325670
>>325659
>"Smooth out the rough edges"
>Read: perform literally every task other than designing and repairing new drone models, including funding allotments
>She has had to explain to Tessa over 12 times now that there is simply no reason to spend a billion+ dollars researching "Big blue bastards with, like, drone control headlamps!" when DDs already do the job
>Even then she has to recharge sometime, giving the autism a chance to sneak in through the cracks
>The DDs only have tail-acid because N convinced Tessa it would be "cute" to attach one to their emotion emulators
>She thanks her lucky stars she at least caught the "adaptors as default" design before it hit production
No.325668
Anonymous
>>325663
>This kills the camperdrones
No.325669
Anonymous
Replies:>>325674>>325676>>325677
>>325665
There was a lorepost about senti-fugue
No.325670
Anonymous
>>325667
Hey! There are spoilers in this post! Mark them next time!
No.325671
Anonymous
>>325650
Kek.
No.325672
Anonymous
>>325652
Life is hard, you know: you have to wait three weeks for anon's pelvis to grow back together.
No.325673
Anonymous
>>325658
Kek.
No.325674
Anonymous
Replies:>>325678>>325684
Image:176946304499.jpg(634kB, 1796x697)IMG_1336.jpeg
>>325665
>>325669
No.325675
Anonymous
Replies:>>325680>>325681>>325702>>325764
Image:176946305729.jpg(285kB, 2160x1783)@Ksettay.jpg
doll is happy
No.325676
Anonymous
Replies:>>325678
>>325669
I need this! Where is it?!
No.325677
Anonymous
>>325669
is that a drone that spins real fast?
No.325678
Anonymous
Replies:>>325684
>>325676
here:
>>325674
No.325679
Anonymous
Replies:>>325682>>325686>>325691>>325700
Image:176946313871.jpg(99kB, 610x1188)Screenshot_20260126_223145_ibisPaint X.jpg
Eat your greens.
No.325680
Anonymous
>>325675
We need more flying biomechanical mutants for the Cyn army.
No.325681
Anonymous
>>325675
of course anon, that's how you know this isn't cannon
No.325682
Anonymous
>>325679
>Grub bites Strawberry
>Strawberry tries to posses
>Overpowered by sheer will
>Now Solara's garden is run by grub

kino art anon
No.325683
Anonymous
>>325662
>Fun Canon Fact: Uzi Doorman, the main character of Murder Drones, is technically not purple at series-start. She is actually a white/black/grey combination like all the other worker drones!
No.325684
Anonymous
>>325674
>>325678
Oh, thanks.
No.325685
Anonymous
Replies:>>325688>>325689>>325693
Image:176946338305.jpg(63kB, 600x600)20260126_163525.jpg
Can somebody do this with molly
No.325686
Anonymous
Replies:>>325690>>325704
>>325679
>Potted Strawberry

I have a mighty need
No.325687
Anonymous
>>325666
And if you pick it, the sentinel fuguedron will come to visit you at night:3
No.325688
Anonymous
>>325685
I hate you for making me watch this, even though I would have liked to see Molly taking a bath.
No.325689
Anonymous
>>325685
ugh, I wish I hadn't opened that
No.325690
Anonymous
>>325686
I really struggle to understand your mind, anon
No.325691
Anonymous
Replies:>>325700>>325704
>>325679
plant-eating bug vs bug-eating plant
who wins
No.325692
Anonymous
Replies:>>325694
Image:176946379356.png(104kB, 589x490)ca6dc4a128c676fade3433697ca81536.png
me with grub
No.325693
Anonymous
Replies:>>325695
Image:176946393778.jpg(258kB, 960x1363)no.jpeg
>>325685
son what is big wise doing?
No.325694
Anonymous
>>325692
>Anon pets, holds, cares for the grub
>Grub is terrified
>What is this thing? What is it doing? Why is it so wet?
>Desperately screams and tries to throw itself from his arms
>Uzi laughs
>Now he knows how it feels
>She's still a little jealous, though
No.325695
Anonymous
>>325693
Terrifying the thread of course, didn't you see the image?
No.325696
Anonymous
Replies:>>325706>>325712>>325715
Image:176946426815.jpg(81kB, 850x1135)IMG_9893.jpeg
I heard a about a big unspeakable heresy today. I’m glad I can be here and post drones.
No.325697
Anonymous
Replies:>>325698>>325699>>325703>>325705
>>325665
>massacring underground blood bars
"psycho pavo", the stolen valor fraud, to this day has only 1 green in which he actually does something. they call him 007, 0 victories 0 medals 7 inches throated
No.325698
Anonymous
>>325697
In one green he’s fighting solver stuff offscreen.
No.325699
Anonymous
Replies:>>325701>>325717
>>325697
There was that other one with him shoving his whole fist up Cameradrone's ass, but I don't think we ever saw him fight somebody that didn't immediately job to the bootloop yeah.
No.325700
Anonymous
>>325691
>>325679

>Plant is actually bug-possesed herself
>It's just grubs all the way down
No.325701
Anonymous
Replies:>>325716>>325718
>>325699
There was one mention of him fighting a skyscraper-sized mutant made of the inhabitants of a skyscraper. He high-fived one of its hands that was reaching out to pull him in as he was blasting it apart.
No.325702
Anonymous
Replies:>>325707
>>325675
>Amda sold the rest of Negev's friend group on RPGs (minus Emily, because she thinks they promote Robo-Satanism)
>Doll reaches new heights of taking games way too seriously
No.325703
Anonymous
>>325697
Technically he has the one earlier in the thread with the Oogie?
No.325704
Anonymous
Image:176946492151.jpg(86kB, 460x1041)Screenshot_20260126_225957_Chrome.jpg
>>325686
Do not pee on the plant.
>>325691
She won't hurt her brethren especially ants.
No.325705
Anonymous
Replies:>>325714>>325719
>>325697
>Pavo seethes jealousy over sentinel Fuguedrone’s relatively good PR
>“he’s so cute and mysterious” they say “not like that crazy one with the tail feathers” they say
>the last straw was a hypernet comment stating “he’s even better at being gay than Pavo”
>that was it, the last straw
>he shouldn’t even have BEEN a sentinel drone, no one knows where he comes from, what his serial number is, he constantly darts in and out of the installation without authorization and has the gall to bring home knickknacks that he insists are “cursed artifacts” or “magic charms” for his contraband treasure pile
>at least he wasn’t interested in his Anon
No.325706
Anonymous
Replies:>>325708
>>325696
What heresy?
No.325707
Anonymous
>>325702
>Meanwhile the psyche ward drones are more worried than ever before
>Negev has apparently reached a new height of nuts
>Now she's straight-up hallucinating entire alternate worlds and characters rather than the semi-consistent tulpas she's had before
>It takes several calls home before N realizes what she's doing as a board game they used to do back at the manor
>As to whether it's better or worse that she's running whole sessions for her imaginary friends, he'll leave that to the experts to judge
No.325708
Anonymous
Replies:>>325722
>>325706 (me)
Like, I hate fucking vagueposting about IRL shit.
No.325712
Anonymous
Replies:>>325713
>>325696
Kissing Drones
No.325713
Anonymous
>>325712
Killing Drones. Murdering them, perhaps.
No.325714
Anonymous
>>325705
>Pavo finally finding a Sentinel he can't vibe with

Nice
No.325715
Anonymous
Replies:>>325722
>>325696
Tell us about it, brother, so that we can look lies in the face and destroy them next time.
No.325716
Anonymous
Replies:>>325720
>>325701
This sounds cool.
No.325717
Anonymous
>>325699
Kek.
No.325718
Anonymous
Image:176946548532.jpg(255kB, 1080x899)FRAUD.jpeg
>>325701
>There was one-
FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUD
No.325719
Anonymous
>>325705
We have to find out which of these two is gayer!
No.325720
Anonymous
Replies:>>325721
>>325716
It sounds like capeshit.
No.325721
Anonymous
>>325720
as we all know there are no (0) hype and aura moments in murder drones therefore cool stuff cannot be written in greens
No.325722
Anonymous
Replies:>>325724>>325725>>325729>>325741
>>325708
>>325715
The female custodes models thing. Also he’s part of an admech green about admech from a /tg/ forgeworld getting warped to copper 9 haven’t finished it but I feel bad not contributing

>Be you Skitarii alpha from delta theta decima. Former scion of house Aizis
>You were disowned after failing the ritual of becoming and sent off to the forgeworld as part of the bi-centurial tide
>Tradition dictates that failed knight pilots are to become officers in the Skitarii maniples
>You are a devout member of the cult mechanicus the will of the ominissiah is bestowed unto you by you superiors. The tech priests
>You were sent to relief your homeword of Aizis from a daemonic incursion.
>You are content to follow the instructions from god beamed into you head as you board one of the first Archeopters to make planetfall
>Your familiarity with the local culture and terrain had you chosen as one of the path finders
>You are accompanied by 4 of your men, two techpriests, a kastelan and two sicarians.
> As you pierce the planets ashen atmosphere you are overcome by a purple light, the archeopter’s sensors wail and the veteran pteraxi wired into the cockpit foams at the mouth.
> You brace for impact; order your squad to do the same then close your audio-video receptors
No.325723
Anonymous
Sentinel Fuguedrone and Pavo are united in their desire to maintain human dominance in the galaxy, so I would like to hug them both.
No.325724
Anonymous
Replies:>>325733
>>325722
>Nothing
>You feel nothing, no feedback from your augmetics, no minor phantom pain or tugs from your implants. You feel as though you are weightless even though your gyro sensors haven’t changed at all
>Then you feel as if you are in free fall
>You mag lock yourselves to the floor
>A sicarian and a skitarii are pinned by the weight of the kastelan that was proppled back
>The data smith calmly makes his way to the flyers command console and beckons the flyer’s machine spirit to maintain altitude.
> You gaze from the door window and your worst fears are not realized
> While the world you are on now is not Aizis you are glad you aren’t lost to the warp.
> You pass this intel to the dominus through the flyer’s local noosphere
> Data from its sensors indicate that this planet has terran standard gravity; air deadly to the unaugmented and freezing temperatures likely caused by permanent cloud cover.
>The dominus, a reliquary on legs with a cogitatior bank on his back and a gene-hanced claw arm thuds over to the pilot and injects him with a bio-alchemical concoction
>Just in time as you spy a small figure cloaked by cloud cover.
>The veteran pteraxii manuvers the aircraft so your line of sight is maintained.
>You signal your squad of the potential threat as you project you vid feed unto them
>You feel the craft move abruptly the figure matches its agility, archopters are used to fly inside the spires on forge worlds, so agility is one of their strengths
> The figure draws closer you can tell its humanoid in shape, you spy what looks like two bladed hands.
>The pilot turns the craft and fires a burst of warning shots
>You can tell that thing wasn’t deterred as you feel the craft trying to reposition itself
> A burst of rounds scratches the sanctified murals on the flyers hull, while the nano-carbon control surfaces simply stretch and bounce incoming fire
>You can see the figure clearly now, Its artificial and has some semblance to the sacred human form but its appearance seems to be of Zenos origin, lacking any common features found in a standard template construct
>The pilot opens the door on your side and you ready your squad and unleash a volley
of galvanic rounds at the target
>The construct expertly out manoeuvres your shots; only one hits its mark
>It stops mid air to flinch in pain, one of its legs hung limp and charred
> You size the opportunity and order your squad to bring it down.
>Unfortunately while you were distracted it seems another interceptor was dispatched to your presence. You can hear the front stubbers as they fire.
> Then you feel a thud and the flyer shakes
> You glimpse a glowing injector trailing across the other door window.
> A strangely human and friendly voice taunts you from the other side of the hull, your internal cogitators find some vague semblance to Praetorian low gothic but are unable to translate
> The sicarians ready themselves then the doors open and they climb up
> You and your squad stand a bit back from the doorways, and you ready yourselves to give covering fire.
> The pilot tries to shake the boarder off
> You have visual on it
>but it just hovers instead as it suppresses the sicarians with a low caliber auto gun
> As you point your phosphor pistol at it, you spot a disappointed expression on its face
> A sicarian charges into it
> That thing was occupied in whirling melee with one of the sicarians, you augmented vision can not keep up with them
> When the creature was pushed back you correctly predict it was going to reengage.
> A spray of glowing blue toxic chemicals intercepts its flight path.
>White flames lick at its coat and joints as it emits a womanly scream. It dives down it an attempt to put out the flames. Your squad’s bullets follow its descent.
>You see that first construct from the corner of your vision, its leg white instead of charred.
> Perhaps enraged, it’s more aggressive than before
> It rams that sicarian of the flyer’s wing then it turns a crossed visor towards you.
> Your now unsheathed you power sword crackles blue.
> It reacts by charging up a directed energy weapon
> A glowing yellow, stream of particles narrowly misses your neck. But the kastelan isn’t so lucky.
>Molten metal streaks down its armour, its not white, with paint splatters like the typical kastelan from your forge world. Its paint job invokes an idealised matrian appearance, different shades of red are used to highlight its pannels and mechanisms.
> Apparently the datasmith recovered it during an expedition to the Librarius Omnis, the great library underneath the surface of Mars
>Uncaring, that molten globs of metal are searing his form the datasmith inserts a bio plastic wafer into the kastelan
> The machine strings to life and with vengeance arks a stream of promethium at its assailant.
> The stubbers have stopped their their bailful song.
> The remaining sicarian withdraws wounded from the fight
> The magos ministers to his wounds, a hive of mechadendrites emerge from his cogitator bank
No.325725
Anonymous
Replies:>>325726>>325727
>>325722
Friend... please just ignore it... there is nothing we can do about GW being stupid greedy cunts who want to sell the company to amazon, just engage with the content you like from the older editions, there is no hope for modern warhammer
No.325726
Anonymous
Replies:>>325728>>325730
>>325725
The age of 40k is over. The time of Space King has come.
No.325727
Anonymous
Replies:>>325731
>>325725
I know and I’m lucky my local 40k community doesn’t like this as well but its the first gw thing that made me shout heresy out loud.
No.325728
Anonymous
Replies:>>325732>>325736
>>325726
Space king is a grift... made by two people who are as sincere as a jewish banker
No.325729
Anonymous
Image:176946624006.jpg(42kB, 600x525)1768045888387.jpg
>>325722
>The female custodes models
No.325730
Anonymous
>>325726
Praise be to space king. That’s how I got into murder drones from a space king thread.
No.325731
Anonymous
Image:176946628117.png(175kB, 669x542)_1girl_looking_at_viewer_murder_drones_nonweb_source_off_site_raise_eyebrow_solo_speech_bubble_worker_drone_7859.png
>>325727
Kinda onionfed lad, but ok
No.325732
Anonymous
>>325728
>Assuming Jews aren't the most sincere bankers that exist
No.325733
Anonymous
Replies:>>325734
>>325724
>The craft pierces the clouds. And you come oppon an abandoned town.
> The craft flies above the town, its buildings aren’t dense or sprawling enough to suggest it was of any significance
> You catch the magos mutter to himself that the buildings don’t correspond with a known STC templates.
>You don’t spot the imperial aquila anywhere, indicating that this planet succed from the Ominossiah’s light.
>The ruined urban center almost strikes pressure within you.
>You begin to notice human sized blocks in the street.
> You inform the magos of this
>After inspection with his superior optics it is revealed they are frozen humanoid remains
>You feel the aircraft descend then it swoops across one of the major arteries of the town, rather a small town as you have observed it more lacking the expected building density and number.
>The flyer descends below the cityline and
angles to the side so the magos can get a better look.
> The skeletons, clearly human in origin, appear to have had their flesh vaporised then only for said vapours to be frozen shorty after
>You ponder why it was necessary to descend so low.
> Then you receive a set of coordonates, the magos used the orientation of the frozen vapours to locate ground zero.
> As your craft tries to raise itself it passes by a building.
> You feel the craft sway then you hear steps on the top of the fuselage.
> The sicarian is not quite ready yet to engage.
> You hear that directed energy weapon again
> You hear the cables that actuate the control surfaces snap.
> You have no time for cowardly acts
> The flyer plunges through a concrete building
> Out the window you can glimpse part of the wing being peeled back
> Thanks to the low altitude and speed everyone is practically unharmed, only minor fabric tears dents scratches and such
> You await the magos’ orders.
>You are ordered to take up positions to the sides of the door
> The sicarian hangs back with the datasmith
> The magos is armed with two archeotech weapons that are held up to side by brutish servo arms.
>A paint jet stands ready as well, one of your forgeworld’s signature weapons
>The door opens, cold wind flutters your paint splattered white robes
> The magos motions his craftwork body forward.
>He motions you to follow him, he orders the datasmith to direct the kastelan to guard the wreck.
> The six of you advance through the tunnel of rubble you left behind
> The magos boldly advances down the middle
> You signal your squad where to take cover as you creep up in the mago’s wake
> You take mental note of potential attack routes through the collapse floors and corridors.
> The magos signals to you, seemingly content with the perimeter’s security for now
> You and your squad are guarding the crash-site, the magos turns on a dime and walks towards the datasmith
>You overhear the dominus talking, the archeopter’s critical systems are not damaged.
> If you can source replacement cabling and equipment to extract it from the building you can get it up and flying again
>You walk back to the crash site
> Then with his aft to the stubbers he adresses you all.
> The magos speaks in his distorted arking voice, “Axiom cohort, since our given mission is impossible we are to contribute to the Quest for Knowledge as explorators would.
>“I have collated the data of untold battlefields yet none match the exact effects present here”
>While his vocalcords moved to the whims of his cogitator. The magos’s mechadendrites wriggled their way trough the rubble and into the cockpit
> You can’t help but wonder if it wasn’t a simple sudden firestorm that caused all of this.
>”We must uncover the truth of this weapon; the damage done to these buildings is largely due to the elements”
>”A weapon that strips only flesh and leaves infrastructure intact is a gift from the Omnissiah”
> You remember when your father took you out of your family’s citadel into the vulcanic wastes to hunt rebels
>” We are to uncover and decipher records in this lost tongue. We will journey to the epicentre of this weapon’s area of effect. “
>Then mount Comoscius erupted and the heatwave charred all the rebels. I was quite hot in that armoured limo though.
>The magos linked with the augurs inside the flyer sent a flicker of data to the datasmith. While he stabilised the pilot the other will search for a place that might have servohaulers or the local equivalent.
>”However our imediate task is to deny our enemy the capture of this archeopter”
> Your father really instilled what it means to be a leader, to make sacrifices in his name when he stoped out his armsmen that were too wounded to be recovered. His questoris suit was left bereft of paint and with soles sticky with gore.
> “ The datasmith has located a potential source of industrial equipment. Failing to acquire it the pilot will overwhelm the powerplant if capture is imminent”
>The sacristans had to scrub it for days, and father had to wait a decade. Even for a forge world whose sole specialty is producing paint for the Emperor’s armies, there’s always a que of knights waiting for masterwork paintjobs.
>He was lucky Magos Ahtilla owed him a favor and was able to forward him on her list, he only had to wait a decade…
>Singnal based Devine Will interrupts your personal thoughts and you spring into motion.
No.325734
Anonymous
Replies:>>325735
>>325733
>You and your squad branch out into the building’s colapsing rooms.
> They are the worksites of administrative officials it seems. Rows of desks with cogitators separated by dividing walls occupy all rooms
> You recite the proper canticles while you detach a cogitator from its data-wires
>You establish a secure data link before you wire yourself to it, then you send its data to the magos.
> Then you take pict capts of posters and other pices of papaper with text.
>You and your squad comunicate and cordonate your positions. While divided by walls you sill maintain ever shifting killzones with overlapping fields of fire
> The sicarian takes the role of a skirmisher that can respond to any close quarters threats
> You have gathered enough data that the datasmith and magos piced together this language at a conversational level.
> You six make you way toward the roof you hear faint voices in argument
>”Why are you sill on fire idiot?”
>“I don’t know, aw, when I rolled on the ground they got worse, like way wose. But I got used to it. Ah. Its kind of hot though. I definitely didn’t panic though, couldn’t be me. Ah hah ah au…
>”Whatever, we sill don’t know what those are”
>”They seemed human to me, I’m glad I got a closer look when I knocked one off the helicopter”
>” You know, this could all be a big misunderstanding, they could be friendly after all”
>You notice a brief pause, you and the rest have stopped and are already prepared for an attack.
>Then in unison those other two voices out-volume the third.” Shut up loser!”
>”N put yourself out and stop damaging company property, or I’ll do it myself!”
> A mercantile guild, interesting data. Your decision to eaves drop on you enemy as proven fruitful.
>A pointless task phospex only goes cold in exposure to the void, what a hardy construct.
>” I tried everything belive me, I even dove into a frozen lake.”
>” Get over here”
>You hear the whirring of chainblades, screams followed by the sloshing of liquid then a faint thudding of metal over more screaming.
> It seems one enemy is already down you hail the magos if you are permited engage and he aproves.
> The sicarian crawls out of a window and is ready to spring into a counter attack when your positions get charged.
> Your squads’ ominispex confirms 3 energy signatures. One on the ground, one on the roof and one hovering above.
> They have a metalic outer layer and soft biological components underneath. They are vulnerable to heat.
>two of your squad provide covering fire from inside the roof access doorway
>You are flanked by Δ-r2 and Δ-r4 as you advance through the doorway
>You see the one you shot earlier reduced to a torso with one arm next to a pile of his melting limbs. Bright lumen like eyes shining on a black background.
> “ And here I thought my day couldn’t get any worse”
> You two look at eachother, you take advantage of the quick pause to take a look at the sky and you spot that other automata that engaged the archeopter.
>She unmakes her chainsword hands before you, then she points a low caliber autogun at you with a bothered look on her.
>You take the measure of your enemy in a split second. She is unknowledgeable, menacing you with a underpowered autogun. She tried to challenge the guns on the archeopter to no effect, she’s impulsive and overconfident. Why would anyone fabricate war machine that betrays its thought patterns…
> You don’t have time to second guees yourself. You charge her, power sword unlit
>You order one skitarii to cover your charge ,one to finish the one on the floor. The sicarian will countercharge as soon as he hears the clashing of metal, and that other one as well.
>Your power sword is caught by a bladed hand.
>” Is this all humanity can muster? after all these years… You have to give 110%, you know… You are still pray afterall”
> To your surprise you see the one in the sky descend towards your men, the sicarian follows soon.
>You activate your power sword.
>With a cracking disruption field your blade parts the molecules in the machine’s hand slicing it at the forearm.
> She stummbles back in pain and agony clutching at her stump.
>”sluggish growth performance!”
> You put her to the floor with a swift cut to her left leg
>”weakened organisational fabric!” She couter attacks with her tail, pricking through your paint splattered robe and into your side
No.325735
Anonymous
Replies:>>325737
>>325734
> The sicarian charged at the automaton that knocked Δ-sr3trc off the archeopter.
> A low hum emanated from his blades, after his previous encounter, he had calculated the resonant frequency of her armour
> She caught a servitor bullet intended to finish that limbless one as a sicarian blade vibrated just above her sensor band
> “ Tank you V, wach out!”
>The sicarian took note of her strength as she kicked the one she previously guarded of the building
>”Au, what was that for I was only trying to help…” A frantic voice faded into the stormy night
>She swatted a humming bladed claw with her tail only for it to phase right through.
> The sicatian’s chord claw tried to find purchase through her chest but her jacket’s resonant frequency was different than that of her armour, he did not have time to brute force the correct frequency.
>She pulled her core-section just a inch out of the hands reach, somehow it didn’t phase through her jacket, perhaps it only works on hard materials. This technology was way beyond mankind’s or Cyn’s capabilities.
>The sicarian could not mentain her in his reach, he could not retract his transonic razor in time to parry a slash that severed the hidraulic on his upper leg. He could only bounce back to avoid a second strike intended for his other leg
> Having severed her opponent’s knee actuator, V dodged a hail of gunfire and dived after N.
No.325736
Anonymous
Replies:>>325740
>>325728
This is literally two fans making fun of Warhammer, and it's obvious. It looks pretty good, actually, and overall, the fact that two people can make a great 2D Warhammer show while fucking GW can't speaks volumes.
No.325737
Anonymous
Replies:>>325738
>>325735
>System alarms sound in your head, that golden liquid is eating through you, a strings of errors line your hud.
> You slowly feel your balance worsening
>Trying not to stumble forward you try to slice her head off
> You can’t react in time as your powersword is ripped from your hand, taking some finger joins with it.
>You bring your left foot forward then relent and drop to your knees as you see her arm is made of liquid metal and is beginning to reform.
> “Gyahhh!”
> Your weight crushes her legs, she flinches; she bleeds, she’s not some mindless Necron warrior unflinching and relentless. Her mind is as weak as the unaugmented human mind is
> “ You’re really persistant, human, once my acid is done with you I enjoy ripping you apart.
> You make out her yellow acid injector, as a trailing blur, and grasp it as it tries to stab you again.
> while your coordonation is bad your strength hasn’t failed you yet.
>You rip it from its limb
>She lets out a weak scream then she tries to grab your paint splattered robe with bladed hands
>And stab it in her abdomen, you feel her clawed grip into the concrete and rip your white robe
>”equity partnership?”
> Your glowing blue oculars make contact with her bright ovals.
> “Maddened servitor that you think we can be equal betrays you delusional state”
> The acid had run its course by now, and had glutted itself on your intrenals. Leaving an exposed glowing hole on your right side. It seems to have stopped
>And your robe gained a new stain that marked this battle.
>”What’s wrong with you, your dresscode is hardly professional, and your spirit…
> You let the machine know your mind by slamming you head repeatedly into her face until it collapsed inward.
>oil oozing from its distorted screen
>A bullet from Δ-r3O cuts J’s hand as it lodged iself into the hole
> You are helped up by Δ-r4, you notice the sicarian is ready to engage if you were losing
>J simply slumped over and closed her eyes. “Why is the world cruel to me and only me” She tensed up in anticipation, if they didn’t kill her with a blade or energy bullet to the core that meant she will be shot by that fire weapon that hit N
>J peeked one eye to see the barrel of o phosphor blaster and a pair of cold lenses looking at her.
> Your squadmate supported you as you pulled the trigger, J wailed louder than N
> J cut data transfer her remaining actuators she knew N wouldn’t lie and she knew she would only fan the flames with her trashing.
> She could smell her core being singed, her mangled screen covered in burning hair, it displayed overheating warnings
> She knew her regeneration could keep up with this but she played dead despite the pain hoping that N would be nice to her and beg V to go back for her
> With oil boiling inside her J screams into muted speakers.
> You order your skitarii to put two bullets in her head for good measure then you withdraw not before trying to spot the industrial sites suggested by the datasmith
> You make your way down the building. You thank the Omnissiah for the knowledge granted to you through this engagement and your victory
> You make your way to the crashsite for debriefing and repairs
No.325738
Anonymous
Replies:>>325748
>>325737
> The magos and datasmith have gathered some small piles of parts but what is more interesting is the automaton they have splayed and pinned on a slab of rubble
> You stop and take a look but then decide you aren’t enlightened enough to truly comprehend its inner workings.
> Spindly mechadendrites block you path
> The magos turns to you and speaks
> “Alpha, you have sustained damage of a kind I have never seen before.”
>The kastlan is beckoned to position a slab of rubble for you to lie on
>” I lack the sanctified parts to reconstitute you fully. You will have to put up with locally sourced alternatives”
> The datasmith is more than capable of sealing a served hidraulic and replacing the fluid.
>You drift to unconsciousness as you feel pressure from the magos’s ministrations.

> V had waited for those cyborgs to leave
> She left a partially regenerated N in a building, he’ll be fine.
> She kind-of wanted to leave J for dead but she knew N would be upset if she didn’t try to get her back.
>When she tried to land quietly next to J she saw the flames move towards her.
> “They are attracted to motion I see”, N must have been moving more than J’s chainsaws when she amputated his limbs
> V let some dud rockets slide from her launcher when the flames went after them she grabbed J and left
>V then arrived where she had left N.
>” Yo, I’m bored let’s go and hunt some workers. “ V put on an uncaring psychotic display “I’m starving”
>”Sure! I love doing anything!”

Anyway this is the first part. I haven’t spellchecked it and there are errors in the green. I’ll post this properly when I’m done.
No.325739
Anonymous
Replies:>>325742>>325744>>325749>>325784
I should write more stories about grunts in the Solver War
No.325740
Anonymous
>>325736
I expect them to start shilling hard soon, maybe they won't but trust is never rewarded. I remember something about that one fucking annoying nigger that does (thing) explained by a subhuma.... I mean australian(as in he is a subhuman, I have nothing against australians, Tessa is one) begging to be allowed to make space king models or something to this effect
No.325741
Anonymous
Replies:>>325746
>>325722
VERY nice green anon, can't wait to see the rest
No.325742
Anonymous
Replies:>>325743
>>325739
>more stories
>implying any exist

sorry grunt fan, but such is life
No.325743
Anonymous
>>325742
There was that alice grunt green, and the continuation of that big series of maintenance greens that had grunt drones. Its less known since its not with the others.
No.325744
Anonymous
>>325739
i try to incorporate them into my greens because theyre a neat fighting force
No.325745
Anonymous
Replies:>>325747>>325752
Image:176946749600.jpg(22kB, 687x775)1girl_human_mlem_murder_drones_nonweb_source_off_site_solo_tessa_james_elliot_tongue_tongue_out_6720.jpg
I got really mad over something that isn't very relevant... Post /ourgirl/ who will do her best to make hyperdronea real and create infinity drones for everyone
No.325746
Anonymous
>>325741
Thanks. I guess I’ll go though what I’ve written and post it properly, cap and archive it.
No.325747
Anonymous
>>325745
Tesselet
No.325748
Anonymous
>>325738
Good work, anon.
No.325749
Anonymous
Replies:>>325750
>>325739
I want to read more about them too.
No.325750
Anonymous
Replies:>>325754
>>325749
Anyone have links to that one Anon's Cannon-inspired grunts?
No.325751
Anonymous
Image:176946815384.gif(198kB, 899x985)LickTummY.gif
Licking drone tummies good night
No.325752
Anonymous
Replies:>>325753
Image:176946819868.jpg(152kB, 1200x1200)1768045411822.jpg
>>325745
Getting bigger might help, I think.
No.325753
Anonymous
Replies:>>325755
>>325752
She is now too big! How will she crowd surf on drones now?
No.325754
Anonymous
Replies:>>325757>>325772
Image:176946826667.png(485kB, 1524x1355)1768045412036.png
>>325750
Damn, I don't remember, but I have this art.
No.325755
Anonymous
Replies:>>325756
>>325753
By making drones as big as her?
No.325756
Anonymous
Replies:>>325758>>325760
Image:176946842531.gif(768kB, 326x298)174530310417.gif
>>325755
But how will the drones cuddle with their humans if they are so big?
No.325757
Anonymous
>>325754
Crap, well, off to go thread mining. Thanks for the art though.
No.325758
Anonymous
Replies:>>325759
>>325756
Drones don't need to cuddle with humans other than Tessa, they'll see that eventually
No.325759
Anonymous
Image:176946869476.png(216kB, 755x755)1girl_gun_hair_bow_human_long_hair_murder_drones_nonweb_source_off_site_solo_tessa_james_elliot_4050.png
>>325758
No, other humans must cuddle and love drones, this is non negotiable
No.325760
Anonymous
>>325756
Humans has so much surface area for cuddles, just imagine how convenient it is.
No.325761
Anonymous
Replies:>>325762
I need a giant drone for cuddle.
No.325762
Anonymous
>>325761
Nta, and a mech drone to cuddle her with.
No.325763
Anonymous
Image:176947014572.jpg(41kB, 659x501)1712638307538513.jpg
Doll's birthday love!
No.325764
Anonymous
Replies:>>325765>>325766>>325767
>>325675
This is so cute. I wish there was more happy doll art
No.325765
Anonymous
>>325764
You’re right, I though she was mutated at first glance but she’s just riding a fleshy pterodactyl. Safe and sentinel approved.
No.325766
Anonymous
Replies:>>325771
Image:176947044395.png(212kB, 1282x770)176248374424.png
>>325764
Blu did this thing of her and Rebecca reminiscing.
No.325767
Anonymous
>>325764
Just look for art of her killing people anon, that mKakes her VERY happy!
No.325768
Anonymous
Replies:>>325769
Playing an FPS with Doll so she can get her violence fix.
No.325769
Anonymous
Replies:>>325770>>325815
>>325768
>Doll literally starts aimbotting
>Everything else too, up to and including pressing on your controller with her solver when you aren't looking, but that's the most frustrating part
>you have a plan this time, though
>so when her character starts spazzing out with sniper in hand, you lean over and give her a big tongue kiss
>she's so befuddled by the affection that you win the match handily
>you still has to sleep on the couch for your "betrayal," though
No.325770
Anonymous
Replies:>>325774>>325781
>>325769
Doll vs omegatronics who would win?
>and no you can’t fuck them into submission, that scares them you see
No.325771
Anonymous
>>325766
Sludge
No.325772
Anonymous
>>325754
CULO
No.325774
Anonymous
Replies:>>325776>>325816
>>325770
The reload time of the rifle should work against her by the fith bot otlr so, that being said kek

>Doll is not just enraged, but personally offended at the insult to her excellence that this network implies
>digs ALL the way through her favors "assembling a team"
>"Lizzy, you betrayed me"
>"V, you killed my parents"
>"Cyn, you killed me"
>"Uzi, you were so deeply retarded that I had to die to cover your idiocy"
>"N, go scrap yourself"
>Team thus assembled Doll turns the map into a killing field, barking orders through her haunted PC like some discount Soviet PA system
>the victory is total
>or, at least it was at first
>Cyn took the opportunity to pull a silly on the botnet
>now with each new death the omegatronics are changing
>thinking
>mutating
>it's a war of inevitable growing entropy against Doll's absolute unwillingness to lose
>the best part?
>she might actually pull it off this time
>by the doors you love your gf
No.325776
Anonymous
>>325774
Thanks anon.
No.325777
Anonymous
Replies:>>325778>>325782
What the hell happened to Writefriend?
No.325778
Anonymous
Replies:>>325779
>>325777
Nobody knows I guess, last I remember he left around the time that one guy was screencappjbg the Chunni Uzi greens
No.325779
Anonymous
Replies:>>325782
>>325778
Writefriend screencapped the first couple Chunni Uzi greens and then randomly vanished without saying anything. dude is kinda an unreliable antisocial asshole since this ain't the first time he's flaked from the threads
No.325780
Anonymous
Image:176947462898.png(40kB, 570x693)piggge.png
Pig
No.325781
Anonymous
>>325770
omegatranny btfod
No.325782
Anonymous
Replies:>>325787
>>325777
I found one of the reasons he left: >>325779
No.325784
Anonymous
>>325739
I'd love to see that, or any grunt focused story honestly
No.325785
Anonymous
Replies:>>325786
>Fun Evening OC Facts: what ultimately got Uzi and N to end their 'observation period' of baby Geist ahead of schedule was a chance visit by Khan and Nori leading to them discovering they had a grandson the two never told them about and giving them a good chewing out for it.
>Nori was particularly incensed because she initially assumed Geist had imprinted on her and Khan as his parents (he hadn't, he had already imprinted on Uzi and N, but Nori was outraged and is the kind of autismo who runs their mouth about shit they don't know what they're talking about like they're an expert).
>Even after she and N decide to stop keeping Geist at arm's length lest they screw him up more than they already have, for much of his childhood Uzi would semiregularly ask his teachers and other such supervising adults if he's been doing anything suspicious and Satan-y.
No.325786
Anonymous
>>325785
kek
No.325787
Anonymous
Replies:>>325788>>325789
>>325782
you never had to work with him
No.325788
Anonymous
>>325787
And you did?
No.325789
Anonymous
>>325787
I have, he was a great guy
No.325790
Anonymous
Replies:>>325791>>325792
Making romantic love to doll...
No.325791
Anonymous
>>325790
While she tries too hard at a board game
No.325792
Anonymous
Replies:>>325793
>>325790
Making transactional love with Doll. (You were both very horny)
No.325793
Anonymous
Replies:>>325794
>>325792
W-whats it like?
No.325794
Anonymous
Replies:>>325795
Image:176948232705.png(147kB, 425x282)Carlos.png
>>325793
Doll is strictly tap to pay
No.325795
Anonymous
>>325794
>Midway through Doll clanging
>A message overtakes her visor
>"Card declined, please try again"
>Instantly kills the mood
>The session devolves into the two of you trying to figure out what her system wants to vend
No.325796
Anonymous
Replies:>>325806
Image:176948375305.png(237kB, 537x439)thinaasaddsad.png
What did those statuses mean?
No.325797
Anonymous
Replies:>>325804
Mental image I got: since Geist's visor is stuck on the Absolute Solver icon, when he isn't using one of his workersonas he tends to have at least one of his Solverpede camera eyes near his head so his camera eye(s) can show emotion.
No.325798
Anonymous
Replies:>>325799>>325822>>325869
>>325237
Longass green based on “Anon” misspelling/remembering, not the Chunni Uzi guy but I thought it’d be neat:



>You're bald, big, and bizarrely well muscled
>(You) must be Anon A. Mous, drone-lover supreme and elder brother by a full fifteen seconds to little baby Aron
>It was (you) that lead him through high school, (you) that worked the two of you into peak human performance and, finally, (you) that signed yourself and bro into a ideal life of perpetual multi-drone clangage on Copper-9
>Or, at least, that was the original plan
>Sometimes life gives you lemons
>Sometimes, life decides to just grab your balls and squeeze
"Morning Anon!"
"Morning Pav(o)"
>You're an optimist, but you have to admit your situation’s the latter
>Maybe you flirted too hard with that pigtailed secretary drone
>Maybe some elder god wants you to save your virginity for the afterlife
>Either way, you've been saddled with the single faggiest bunch gays this side of a pride parade
>”Drones most compatible to you” my ass
“You alright Anon, you seem a little out of it?”
>First, there's Pav
>Biggest, most lucious ass you’ve ever seen on a bot
>But some joker at JCJenson made him a man
“Yeah I’m good, just tired from last night’s scrap count”
>Every day he shakes that thing at you
>Every day he bends over “unexpectedly”
>Every day you just “happen” to find him stanced up like some fucking contortionist
“I’m sure I could pep you up if you’d like~”
>And the innuendos!
>Still, looking past all that, you’ve got to admit he’s a bro
>He does his job well, cleans, cooks, even caretakes you when you’re sick without trying to cup your nuts
>All in all, he’s probably the lowest threat to your anal integrity in the entire squad
>Speaking of colon dangers, here comes one now
“~Aaanon, I was getting worried about you, you were away so loooong~”
>THIS fucker is the real deal
>The “backs against the wall” type
>The reason you don’t shower with your door unlocked anymore
“I was sleeping Mim(i), for eight hours, like always”
>s̶h̶e̶ HE, no matter how many dresses he wears, stands at a height of 5ft 4inches of pure distilled rape
>And, like the noble dolphin, gives absolutely no shits as to how much damage he deals in the process
“Mim…”
>You suspect the only reason he isn’t trying to jump you right now is that Pav has a standing promise to “shove your adapter through your core” if he tries something without permission again
>Still pulls the whole “consentinghumansayswhat” bit at least once a day
“Guys, we still have quota”
>Then there’s Eli(an)
>He’s what you call a “submarine” type
>No accent, no clothing, no hip sway
>Just a normal dude with a mechanical interest
>You talk a while
>Get to know him
>Let him in the pod…
>BAM, right on your boner mid gaming-sesh
>If Mim’s predictably dangerous, Eli’s dangerous for his UNpredictability
>Who knows what threat lies in the depths of his degeneracy?
>You’ve seen him “letting loose” too often with Mim to think he’s safe
>Still, he covers half your job with his hobby-work, you can at least respect that
>And it’s not like you could bring yourself to NOT work on any of these drones and just let them die
>So for now, they stay
“Eli’s right, new day new job, everybody disperse!”
>Ah
>Well
>With the three peen patrollers out of here, you can finally get to your actual work
>You just wish it wasn’t so lonely as you look at the c̶o̶r̶p̶s̶e̶s̶
No.325799
Anonymous
Replies:>>325800>>325822>>325869
>>325798
>12pm, that means self-maintenance hours
>Shower, shave, shit, the works in the relative tranquility of “morning” isolation
>Yeah, the whole “night vision” and “optimal in darkness” bits makes keeping the same sleep schedule as the others messy”
>Still your squad’s “bunker scouting” time isn’t so bad
>Now you can take the opportunity to stay in shape without getting literally drooled over in the process
>By the time your (rigorous!) morning workout routine and self-care on your beautiful body is finished, its 2
>You grit your teeth and brace yourself for what you know is up ahead
>Still someone’s go to do it
>Cue the parts room
>Repair Mim’s broken adapter he left on the counter
>Check off that he’s grabbed another from storage
>Repair Eli’s broken backplate he left on your computer
>Check off that it’s FUBAR, remind yourself to tell him to stop bottoming till next shipment
>Check off Pav’s request list
>See another order for an even bigger set of hip joints and cry
>Run through every last box of food checking for roofies
>Grease your repair gear, cause the homos get jealous if they see it
>Grease yourself, cause you might as well feel like the greek sculpt you look to be
>Close up shop and start wrestling with the bureaucracy
>By the time your finished fumbling with excel it’s 4
No.325800
Anonymous
Replies:>>325801>>325822>>325869
>>325799
>4pm, thats…
>Well
>You don’t actually DO anything at this point in the day
>Technician’s manual says it’s for “pod maintenance and spire repair”
>But with Eli picking up half the slack on that front, there’s really not much to do until the drop offs proper start up
>Just…
>Think
>About the spire
>About your job
>It’s… uncomfortable
>You expected a drone REPAIR technician to do more REPAIRING than not
>And your squad can be…
>Cruel
>The things you’ve heard Pav bragging about…
>And you think you saw Mim literally rape a drone to death one time
>Even Eli dosen’t really care, even if he dosen’t actively torture them
>He just… treats them like parts
>Parts that happen to be stuck together
>Parts that need separating
>You like the friend shaped robots, that’s why you and little bro took this job
>Still, living the way you do…
>It kind of feels bad
>When Mim comes back injured
>When Eli’s near scrapped
>When Pav’s been damaged at all, whatsoever
>You can’t help the subtle thrill
>The hope that w̶h̶o̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ whatever drone they were chasing got away
>The thought that maybe they deserved it
>Maybe it’s treacherous
>Sandbagging the weapons upgrades definitely hurt their quarterly performance, at least
>You don’t want them scrapped
>You just don’t want this
>Little bro’s probably got it made, clearing out killbots and enemies of humanity and all that
>Cause the drones you’ve seen?
>They’re just scared
>Hopeless
>Desperate
>y̶o̶u̶ ̶r̶e̶m̶e̶m̶b̶e̶r̶ ̶M̶a̶r̶c̶y̶
>y̶o̶u̶ ̶w̶i̶s̶h̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶d̶i̶d̶n̶'̶t̶
>Nevermind, you’re spacing out again!
>Wasted moments ain’t gonna make the family proud!
>Still, what else to do…
>y̶o̶u̶ ̶u̶s̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶g̶o̶ ̶s̶c̶a̶v̶e̶n̶g̶i̶n̶g̶
>Nothing really but to hang back and wait!
>You busy yourself clearing snow from the spire
>The clock eventually hits 8 and lunch comes around
No.325801
Anonymous
Replies:>>325802>>325822>>325869
>>325800
8pm
>Deliveries from the faggots three start finally dropping by
>Classical salvage, useful items and, of course, drones
>Not to mention the repair requests proper
>Mim’s always coming in with something damaged at least
>Even if it’s clearly just a ploy to get wirework done
>Yeah, you know your manual, he’s not slipping that by
>Jokes on him too, cause you’re gonna pull him through the whole bundle of bootup BS out of spite
>No matter how onerous it makes things
>The others…
>Well, if it’s inconvenient to pull a shutdown
>But you make it clear there’s nothing to it
>Mama Mous didn’t raise no faggot!
>Well, at least not you, jury’s still out on bro
>All goes as normal for a while
>Then you notice that Pav hasn’t dropped by at all
>Usually he’s the main earner
>Is something wrong?
>Is he hurt?
>You get your answer in hour three
>Dropping down into the spire entirely covered in oil
>His grin earsplitting as you’ve ever seen it
>He talks about how he found an unblocked bunker vent
>He says he got most of them, blocked the rest off in a panic room
>He says he can use some help carrying back the bodies
>Searching for survivors
>Prying through that last door
>You decline to join them
>So there’s nothing you can do as they return with the entire month’s quota from a single day
No.325802
Anonymous
Replies:>>325803>>325817>>325822>>325869>>325875
>>325801
12am
>You… this…
>God, you hope bro is alright
>Fuck, you still need to count confirm
>While the squad starts throwing processors around in celebration, you get to sorting
>You check over every drone: processors, core, internal banks, servos
>You mark down any "irreparables" as loss
>You see every bit of clothing
>Every treasured trinket
>Every last resort
>You
>You…
>Can’t quite bring yourself to wipe the chasses right now, protocol be damned
>And the, the i̶n̶f̶, UNNs aren’t going to be reused anyways
>Factory’s gonna catch it all on second sweep…
“You alight Anon?”
>Holy crap you nearly jumped out of your skin
“You know if you’re stressed we’re all having a barbeque out here. You’re, ah, free to join us as soon as we grab some frozen meat”
“NO, no, you bundle of bastards are gonna have to try harder for this pickle!"
“Anon, I-”
“I said no, please”
>Pav’s gone, good
>It, he
>Wouldn’t be kind to you, if he knew
>But he’s right, you do need a breather
>Best to load some 4tran
>Those inter-squad communication apps never landed you a date
>Checking through old faithful, you hit your favorite threads
>Most are dead
>It’s getting quieter all the time
>At least there’s a little discussion going, something about “wouldn’t it be fucked if there were caterpillars inside workers”
>You give the order to “post drones” before looking at the time
>Holy crap 1am, it’s bro hour!
>You eagerly load up the pod’s internal messaging system
>Donning your most charming smile, you send your customary greeting
”SUP FAGGOT”
>You wait with baited breath
>5 minutes
>15 minutes
>45
>Aron’s not taking the bait
>Aron ALWAYS takes the bait
>That means he’s not responding
>That means…
>HE’S FINALLY GETTING LAID
>Thank the stars in the sky and all mother Earth, little Aron’s finally become a man!
>Maybe even a little more man than you, but you’re not complaining!
>You thought he was a homo for sure given how he talked about his squad!
>You’re gonna have to ask him which hottie he ended up choosing
>Was is the “pyromaniac,” the “bipolar disorder made flesh”
>Oh, wait, he DID seem to like that mandroid he had…
>Gosh, Aron, don’t let us down here, somebody’s gotta carry on the name
>Still, whether properly or not, if he’s getting laid you should probably get busy with something else
>Paging back to 4tran, you resort to your final and favorite stress toy
>Yes, the dear namefag DarkXWolf17
>Now there’s an unfortunate soul if you’ve ever seen one
>From what you can gather out of his posts, he seems like the gay-ass technician that was GOING to be assigned your little bundles of joy
>Going on and on about “superior droneboy hip strength” and how his female team just "doesn't understand” him
>Still he’s spastic as they come, and any hit to his favorite politics and product lines sends him barking up the thread like a dog, so you post “Anime is an objectively inferior medium” and wait for (you)s to roll in
>Only, they never come
>Come to think of it, you haven’t seen the guy on in couple of days now
>Maybe you just need to wait longer
>Fuck, you liked seeing the little sperg react, you didn’t want him to get hurt
>So there you sit, hitting refresh until exhaustion at last claims your strength
>After its only the essentials
>Shower, shit, brush teeth, and bed
>You’ll ask bro about his go-round tomorrow
>If he’s finished by then
>Heh, yeah
>This will all be worth it
No.325803
Anonymous
Replies:>>325805>>325822
Image:176948435801.jpg(92kB, 850x865)Fags.jpg
>>325802
And an image of Mimi and Elian, in case anyone doesn't know the two rarer faggots
No.325804
Anonymous
>>325797
Heh, nice, even if I'd imagine he tries to emote through avatars whenever possible
No.325805
Anonymous
>>325803
Looks female enough to me.
No.325806
Anonymous
Replies:>>325808
Image:176948565642.jpg(90kB, 750x745)Big Ounce.jpg
>>325796
>NORI
>IN PROGRESS
Self explanatory; The human scientists were in the middle of trying to patch/exorcise Cyn from Nori

>YEVA
>PATCH.2.1.8
This is the version of the patch that was successfully installed onto Yeva

>CORRUPTED
Installing the patch "corrupted" the subject

>NO EFFECT
Self explanatory; Installing the patch had no effect on the subject
No.325807
Anonymous
Replies:>>325809>>325810>>325814>>325827
Image:176948674917.png(80kB, 225x163)preview.PNG
https://files.catbox.moe/tt2gly.mp4
No.325808
Anonymous
>>325806
Thank you, nigga.
No.325809
Anonymous
Replies:>>325811
>>325807
Do not disturb J!
No.325810
Anonymous
>>325807
that's pretty sweet.
No.325811
Anonymous
>>325809
I'd wish I could sleep that well.
No.325812
Anonymous
Replies:>>325813
>>325663
The creechur pose
No.325813
Anonymous
>>325812
For Akritter inheritance
No.325814
Anonymous
>>325807
Now that is hot as hell! thank you so much model bro.
No.325815
Anonymous
>>325769
Nice.
No.325816
Anonymous
>>325774
Kek, nice.
No.325817
Anonymous
Replies:>>325818>>325820
>>325802
Hah! Funny! Man I need to get back to writing that one, and the Y polar base one.... and the one with SD-G and the rescued drop test drone... that U-U green I promise myself I'll write some day... the one about pirates...
No.325818
Anonymous
Replies:>>325819
>>325817
>Chunni Uzi writefag struggles in vain to hold the entire thread above the waterline, like some internet-atlas

Based
No.325819
Anonymous
Replies:>>325821>>325823>>325829>>325833
Image:176949324296.png(32kB, 1044x539)1boy_anon_computer_english_text_heart_human_looking_at_screen_nonweb_source_open_mouth_original_character_4308.png
>>325818
Nah I'm not that important, and I'm too lazy do that sort of thing anyway. Also I forgot
>DD PAVO
>DD PAVO
>PAVO WITHOUT FEATHERS
No.325820
Anonymous
>>325817
>original green writer reads my text
>responds

Score!
No.325821
Anonymous
Replies:>>325825
>>325819
>What did you think the increased ass module was for, anon?
No.325822
Anonymous
>>325798
>>325799
>>325800
>>325801
>>325802
>>325803
WOW, my stuff went green! Thanks, anon, great job, now we have Aron's brother!

The older brother will definitely ask Tessa WHERE the younger brother's lander is, and the younger brother HIMSELF. And if she doesn't, the younger brother's team will answer. I have an older brother, and I know that if he's your bro, then even if Satan himself comes against you, the older brother will come out and break his face.
No.325823
Anonymous
Replies:>>325824
>>325819
>DD Pavo who gleefully Murders Drones™
Pavo Prime would give him a beatdown so biblical that anyone watching would turn into a pillar of salt.
No.325824
Anonymous
Replies:>>325830
>>325823
>Ironically, he does it for the same reason Pavo Prime murders DDs
>With the same glee and justification, even
No.325825
Anonymous
Replies:>>325826
>>325821
>DD Pavo carries an international cargo frayighter on his lower back to compensate for being a featherlet
No.325826
Anonymous
>>325825
>He has a set of modified wings with a lower back access point
>unfortunately they unbalanced him too hard when he tried to fly with only those, resulting in a few embarrassing crashes
>and when he tried to fly with only his "normal" wings the added ass-weight tipped him the other direction
>now he has to use both like some retarded flying squirrel whenever he wants to get anywhere
No.325827
Anonymous
>>325807
Absolute sex and kino.
No.325828
Anonymous
Replies:>>325831>>325832>>325845
Image:176949654862.png(36kB, 278x205)1708138768420549.png
Why is her belly so small? Fill her with custard immediately!
No.325829
Anonymous
Replies:>>325833
>>325819
Heresy, absolute heresy... but fuckable heresy...
No.325830
Anonymous
>>325824
>Pavo remains a loyal warrior of humanity, even without feathers
What a based.
No.325831
Anonymous
>>325828
I'm not home so I can't make her strudel and I hid all the sausages so that there are some left for me when I get back
No.325832
Anonymous
Replies:>>325835
>>325828
It's a machine, anon, it can't have fat.
No.325833
Anonymous
Replies:>>325834
>>325829
>>325819
>the peacock has no tail feathers
>therefore, it must be female

Anons are now free to clang all they like
No.325834
Anonymous
>>325833
>Tomboy Peahen ala M
Sexooooo
No.325835
Anonymous
>>325832
Wrong. Billions of humans have been turned into succulent and sexy DD fat.
No.325836
Anonymous
Replies:>>325837>>325838>>325839>>325878
Image:176949699807.jpg(910kB, 1499x1516)173045129380.jpg
>Implying the AS didn't make Pavo have sex with a woman (women scare "peacocks" the most) for funsies before making him kill her in some ridiculously gratiutious and torturous fashion.
No.325837
Anonymous
Replies:>>325841
>>325836
Yeah, I guess I am implying that didn't happen.
No.325838
Anonymous
Replies:>>325840
>>325836
Didn't someone draw Pavo having sex with a woman?
No.325839
Anonymous
Replies:>>325841>>325842>>325878
>>325836
>implying that Pavo isn't one of the Absolute Solver's most favorite toys already on account of all the torture it gets to see him inflict on DD and solver-beast alike
>implying it wouldn't reward this creativity with a creative position: a mental reset and cover story so he believes he's a "warrior of humanity" wiping out pro-solver rebels
>implying the full on breakdowns that would occur whenever he realizes the truth of his actions wouldn't be the sweetest torture of all
No.325840
Anonymous
Replies:>>325848>>325855
>>325838
It was pidge I think
>if BOTH parties are homosexual, then it dosen't count
No.325841
Anonymous
>>325839
He can still do both.
>>325837
I know XX chromosome pairs scare you anon, but be brave for Pavo.
No.325842
Anonymous
Replies:>>325843>>325849>>325878
>>325839
>inb4 Pavo's only so effective in cambat because the Solver deliberately sandbags all the agents he faces
>the entertainment from his creative torture methods is well worth the delay in ending all things
>Pavo dosen't know it, but his every action has been serving and satisfying the Exponential End's designs the whole time
No.325843
Anonymous
>>325842
Drizzt and Lolth have this sort of thing going on.
No.325844
Anonymous
Replies:>>325846
Who
No.325845
Anonymous
>>325828
Metaphorically
No.325846
Anonymous
>>325844
Neil Cicierega - Whoyoutube thumb
No.325847
Anonymous
Replies:>>325850
SD-M(olly) just wants to play!
Won't you come out?
Please stop hiding
No.325848
Anonymous
>>325840
Kek.
No.325849
Anonymous
>>325842
Hell, actually yeah, the way Pavo brutally deals with DDs might even please Cyn.

He plays for both sides, but doesn't even suspect it.
No.325850
Anonymous
Replies:>>325876
>>325847
Of course, I'll just tie the last bundle of dynamite to myself to make sure I kill the bitch.
No.325851
Anonymous
>tfw born too early to be a tiny hagbot's common law husband
>to give her uppies
>to princess carry her
>to be there for her after an exhausting day
>to hydrogen peroxide her yellowing plastic back to white
>to microfiber cloth her visor clean
>to condition and shampoo her wig
>to kiss her collarbone molding
>to boop her snoot
>to passionately make out with her because it's the closest she can physically get to making love
No.325852
Anonymous
Replies:>>325853>>325862
Image:176950137932.jpg(3.36MB, 4000x3000)Pidgequestions.jpg
God I love having English classes during exam season, and now a Pidgeon coded femcel bot barged in and started asking questions
No.325853
Anonymous
Replies:>>325854>>325856>>325858>>325872
>>325852
Does Pidge have any gimmicks besides vomiting and eating carpet?
No.325854
Anonymous
Replies:>>325857
>>325853
Birb
No.325855
Anonymous
>>325840
Can I see it
No.325856
Anonymous
Replies:>>325857
>>325853
The only thing that modern drone women know is drinking vomit, eating carpet, being lesbian and not being allowed within 100 meters of a maternity ward (they will try to kidnap a baby, they can't breed)
No.325857
Anonymous
>>325854
Anything else?
>>325856
You said lesbian stuff twice.
No.325858
Anonymous
Replies:>>325859>>325860>>325861
Image:176950223873.png(142kB, 728x532)543dc7d05ba53e339cfe4e75debd78d7.png
>>325853
She draws.
No.325859
Anonymous
>>325858
I guess that's neat.
No.325860
Anonymous
>>325858
Pidge and E enter a drawing competition! Best of three, they have to draw Anon, Ivory and Theta and Delta as a tie breaker
No.325861
Anonymous
>>325858
Kekl.
No.325862
Anonymous
>>325852
Why can't I choose euthanasia, like in civilized and English-speaking countries like Canada?
No.325863
Anonymous
Replies:>>325864>>325865>>325866>>325868
Image:176950408257.png(204kB, 1002x487)Spoiler image
WIP
and working on the /co/ requests too, attaka
No.325864
Anonymous
>>325863
Designed to eat rocks.
No.325865
Anonymous
Replies:>>325867>>325874
>>325863
Vinny vinesauce
No.325866
Anonymous
Replies:>>325870
>>325863
How tumblresque
No.325867
Anonymous
Replies:>>325873
>>325865
>N cursed not just with being human but also Vinny Derangement Syndrome
No.325868
Anonymous
>>325863
geNeric hot N
No.325869
Anonymous
>>325802
>>325801
>>325800
>>325799
>>325798
Great green anon
No.325870
Anonymous
Replies:>>325871
Image:176950950917.jpg(32kB, 950x622)GMMzXyoXoAAQ_iI.jpg
>>325866
>tumblresque
...
No.325871
Anonymous
Replies:>>325914
Image:176950991924.jpg(150kB, 1170x559)172771591601.jpg
>>325870
Suffer under the weight of your own actions
N, vaporise their lungs.
No.325872
Anonymous
Video:176951012213.mp4(1.56MB / 0:00:14 / h264, 1920x1080)Pidge dance.mp4
>>325853
She can dance.
No.325873
Anonymous
>>325867
>N sneaking through CFL, dodging all the Sentinel patrols
>"Wanna talk about some dedication?"
>4 round the corner the moment he says that
No.325874
Anonymous
>>325865
Feels like all of Fiend's men look in part like Vinny
No.325875
Anonymous
>>325802
I don't know how to feel about this green considering the needle kept swinging from "kek" to "fuck, man." but it was very good either way
No.325876
Anonymous
Replies:>>325877
>>325850
you know DDs respawn, right? the best you can do is keep her occupied for as long as possible
No.325877
Anonymous
>>325876
>keep her occupied as long as possible
>Anon uses the Dead Ringer, Kunai and Red Tape Recorder
No.325878
Anonymous
Replies:>>325879
Image:176951787907.jpg(117kB, 1230x922)approaching dangerous levels.jpg
>>325836
>>325839
>>325842
No.325879
Anonymous
Image:176951814821.png(70kB, 602x553)Comedy (30XX).png
>>325878
No.325880
Anonymous
Replies:>>325881>>325883>>325884
Draw.
No.325881
Anonymous
Replies:>>325882
>>325880
Funny you say that. That pennywise image got me to try new poses. Overall I need to git good.
No.325882
Anonymous
Image:176951978470.png(59kB, 841x805)172457555987.png
>>325881
*_*
No.325883
Anonymous
>>325880
No.
No.325884
Anonymous
Replies:>>325886
Image:176951999208.jpg(66kB, 1024x768)lucky_luke_3.jpg
>>325880
No.325885
Anonymous
Image:176952182508.jpg(160kB, 985x625)SURPRISE ABORTION TECHNIQUE.jpg
>"N? I think I might be pregnant aga-"
>
No.325886
Anonymous
Replies:>>325887>>325888>>325889
Image:176952190201.jpg(128kB, 850x424)lets see how good your aim is.jpg
>>325884
Can you save the jobber? Last 2 post digits aim. Yes I know its scuffed
No.325887
Anonymous
>>325886
I think I'll just about wing Cyn's shin
No.325888
Anonymous
>>325886
Trips say I don't have to abide by any rules therefore I kick Cyn into the press and princess-carry J to safety.
No.325889
Anonymous
Replies:>>325890
Image:176952279749.png(34kB, 492x175)Power.PNG
>>325886
I manifest Bolt of Change and fire at Skyn if successful, I need J to help me in one of my plans (Tax fraud)
To cast roll 3D6:5+5+1 = total 11

To hit roll 1D6:4

To woundroll 1D6:5

No way Skyn is saving against AP -5 so damage roll 1D3:2
No.325890
Anonymous
Replies:>>325891
>>325889
Ah fuck, Skyn takes to wounds but I suffer one S5 hit with no save allowed (I die on 2+)
roll 1D6:5
No.325891
Not one of the things that shall not be named
>>325890
Anon is a chaos spawnghttersrsfgf….
No.325892
Anonymous
Replies:>>325893>>325896
Image:176952488162.png(3.58MB, 5000x6500)d7a72a8d272d6c1b94c132b43e043cbd.png
>No, Doll won't mind if we borrow her outfit for some roleplay
No.325893
Anonymous
>>325892
Now someone has to clean this up.
No.325894
Anonymous
Replies:>>325895>>325897
I've been listening to several tracks created by LLM for two weeks now, and even though they have, shall we say, "distortions," they're still incredibly enjoyable to listen to, because I rarely encounter something like that. That doesn't work with art. When I look at art created by neural networks, it seems empty, just nothing, it’s clearly visible, but music feels different.

I now think that those who create sound will suffer more than those drawing. At least my future drone wife will sing well.
No.325895
Anonymous
>>325894
You want your wife to sing about greek homosexuals?
No.325896
Anonymous
Image:176952833252.png(720kB, 1280x1629)tumblr_a2245525715e92bb2fdd0e7862e01f77_0c4ddedd_1280.png
>>325892
>text
No.325897
Anonymous
>>325894
I think generated music sounds bad and I can tell if I’m listening to it. I think musical artists already suffer in obscurity so I don’t know if it will change much.
No.325898
Anonymous
Replies:>>325900>>325992
Image:176952897476.png(60kB, 822x607)176851529342.png
>Be a veteran sentinel.
>You survive multiple wars and defeat many murder drones.
>You settle in your home for retirement.
>Until you spot an Oogi and decide to set the whole place on fire.
>But when you went outside.
>A countless Oogis infested the planet.
>You returned to your burning home.
>This is fine.
>Oog?
>Aaaaaah.
No.325899
Anonymous
Replies:>>325901>>325903
AU where N, V & J are sentinel drones and Uzi is their human technician
No.325900
Anonymous
>>325898
Well, oogis certainly wouldn't climb into a burning building, so this is a perfectly logical action.
No.325901
Tessa
>>325899
>Uzi is their human technician
KYS
No.325902
Anonymous
Replies:>>325904>>325906>>325912
DD that uses its screen to display hypnotic images and forces victims to do horrible things to each other for its own entertainment
No.325903
Anonymous
Replies:>>325909
>>325899
>N, V & J are sentinel drones
Will they be opposites of their DD versions, or will they remain the same?

>Uzi is their human technician
Burn as a witch and pour the ashes into N's anus.
No.325904
Anonymous
Replies:>>325905
>>325902
DD that uses its screen to display brainrot
No.325905
Anonymous
>>325904
The ultimate weapon against humanity. Even Cyn would be horrified.
No.325906
Anonymous
Replies:>>325907>>325910
>>325902
>Now we have hypnofags
M/d/ any day now...
No.325907
Anonymous
Replies:>>325908
>>325906
M and D you say? Well that's one night at the bar to remember for sure
No.325908
Anonymous
>>325907
>"Why are you scottish?"

>"Why you bein' dressed lika wee dyke too poor to afford a jacket?"
No.325909
Anonymous
Replies:>>325924
>>325903
Essentially the same all the way around I'd imagine: J's simultaniously extremely proud of being a sentinel and extremely frustrated by having to lead N in combat; V is deeply upset about being forcibly conscripted away from home and family (I presume the three have different origin stories than the manor drones goven how rare sentinels are and how impossible it would be to recover the three from the manor) to fight in a war she's suspecting she can't win; and N's just happy to be useful but deeply lonely on account of both his squad being a "long-term fighting team" and losing every outside squad friend he makes to war or reassignment.
No.325910
Anonymous
>>325906
I was thinking of a DD that makes humans skin each other alive and such
No.325911
Anonymous
Replies:>>325930
Image:176953349050.png(115kB, 600x600)3fc42d6c37af4878918f6adec75fcf63.png
>Tessa finds and brings home Nori & AM
>They end up as better parent figures to her than her real parents.
>Yup
>An autistic woman child and an war crime midget misanthropist
>End up as better parents than the Elliots.
No.325912
Anonymous
Replies:>>325913>>325931
>>325902
>Fujodrone hypnotizing Techanon to bury his face into Pavo's ass
No.325913
Anonymous
Replies:>>325931
>>325912
>Oooohhh! Anon! I'm mind controled and must sit on your face!
>Pavo! Her screen isn't even on!
No.325914
Anonymous
Image:176953477960.png(13kB, 336x347)GNmADutagAA6P4O.png
>>325871
KILLA WITH ROKKA
No.325915
Anonymous
Replies:>>325916
Killing
No.325916
Anonymous
>>325915
U-U.
No.325917
Anonymous
Replies:>>325918>>325919>>325920>>325932
How many drones can you realistically handle?
I think for me it’s 1 maybe 2 but thats pushing it.
No.325918
Anonymous
>>325917
In what regard
No.325919
Anonymous
>>325917
In a fight? Maybe one worker
In bed?
Wireplay : Up to 5
Nullplay : 3 (2 hands one tongue)
The drone has an adapter? : 1
No.325920
Anonymous
Replies:>>325921
Image:176953713268.png(203kB, 867x934)0b78195c82d006ec76ce620ca999b8ab.png
>>325917
let's find out.
No.325921
Anonymous
Replies:>>325922>>325923
>>325920
What’s that supposed to mean?
No.325922
Anonymous
>>325921
>anon is preparing to eat the drone
No.325923
Anonymous
Image:176953766713.jpg(24kB, 480x272)GINFgUFXYAAbi58.jpg
>>325921
I have a death wish
No.325924
Anonymous
Image:176953800295.jpg(44kB, 564x590)1726691403874044.jpg
>>325909
I think one character needs to be reconsidered in this regard: V

With J and N, it's all clear:
J will act like her usual arrogant bitch. She'll belittle other drones, even sentinels, and especially regular drones and humans, because in her opinion, they're nothing compared to the magnificent and brilliant her, who can single-handedly kill dozens of DDs. I think, unlike the original backstory, here you can imagine her being at the bottom of the corporate ladder before becoming a sentinel. I remember green, where they showed her past before joining Tessa, and she was a drone delivering mail. I think this backstory would suit her perfectly, because it's the classic "there's no worse master than a former slave" story.

Everything's the same with N, too. He's still the kind, dog-loving idiot he always was, BUT now he can definitely call himself a good boy, because he's no longer responsible for the deaths of tens of millions of people.

It's more complicated with V, because in the original, she acted like a homicidal maniac because Cyn have raped her brain, but otherwise, she was kind and shy. If she were to become a sentinel drone and still remain like the original (hell, just imagine sentinel V with WD V personality), something incredibly terrible would have to happen in her past for her to literally become like Pavo. Plus, she would have to remember and love N, which means their backstories would have to intersect.
No.325925
Blind sentinel
Replies:>>325928
>"dinosaurs can't see if we don't move" is inaccurate and offensive stereotype to us.
>Where did Anon go?
No.325926
Anonymous
Replies:>>325927>>325934>>325938>>325940
doctor drone who somehow got programmed with INCREDIBLY outdated medical knowledge so she thinks leeches and shock therapy are the perfect treatment for the demons causing your migraine
No.325927
Anonymous
>>325926
Cute
No.325928
Anonymous
>>325925
A silly machine can't do anything without a man. Never mind, machine, you're still doing humanity a great service.
No.325929
Anonymous
Replies:>>325933
All New VYPER Hero Interactions (PATCH UPDATE) | Valve's DEADLOCKyoutube thumb
Still think Jane sounds like this and probably acted like this before getting conscripted
No.325930
Anonymous
>>325911
>End up as better parents than the Elliots.
This is objectively not the most difficult achievement.
No.325931
Anonymous
>>325912
>>325913
Holy kek.
No.325932
Anonymous
Replies:>>325936
>>325917
Share the power, anon, control drones, which can control other drones, which can control other drones, which can control other drones, which can control other drones, until you have an army.
No.325933
Anonymous
Replies:>>325935
>>325929
>pathetic
>drunk
>criminal and bad at it
>New Jersey
Yep
No.325934
Anonymous
Image:176953966954.jpg(150kB, 850x851)IMG_6223.jpeg
>>325926
No.325935
Anonymous
Replies:>>325937
>>325933
That sounds like the sopranos drones.
No.325936
Anonymous
>>325932
Yes, but then you have to go full telephone whenever you want to get something done

>anon wants a drone nearby to get him a soda
>so he calls hisoriginal hackerdrone, who calls another hackerdrone, who calls another hackerdrone...
>this goes through an entire 15 step and 30 minute process before the chain can triangulate his position and assign new orders to the closest drone
>at least they aren't trying to fly a sodadrone in from the Antarctic again
No.325937
Anonymous
>>325935
No it's Sorphanos lesbians

Also
>OG anon forgot to mention ugly
No.325938
Anonymous
Replies:>>325939>>325941>>325943
>>325926
>strangely enough in a world of eldritch horror, she really is one of the most effective practicioners out there, essentially being a solver-war House MD
>at least, for anything Solver related
No.325939
Anonymous
Replies:>>325944
>>325938
>the plague doctors were right, just a millennium and a half early
No.325940
Anonymous
Replies:>>325946
>>325926
I remember Avreanon pitching the idea of ​​a sentinel fridge drone for a doctor on the front lines.
No.325941
Anonymous
>>325938
Makes sense, obviously esoteric medicine treats esoteric disease
No.325942
Anonymous
A hypochondriac drone obsessed with health, cleaning and polishing.
No.325943
Anonymous
Replies:>>325945>>325953
>>325938
>be anonymous soldier
>get cut on hand by some toilet-mandibles(don't ask)
>starts glowing yellow
>medidrones tell me I have three weeks to be "myself"
>sent away with a perscription for a "detpack or three cyanide, depending on how much of a bitch you are"
>tell my buddy, weeping over our sugar rations
>says he "knows a gal"
>takes me to the dingiest, nastiest, most terrifying basement I've ever seen
>you swear you see something squirmingbin the water buckets
>introduced to the "miracle worker" in question
>claims she needs to "balance your humors"
>apparently this involves losing half your blood
>still, by the end the cut has stopped glowing and your hand no longer radiates malice, so worth it?
>try to give her some kind of payment
>claims she dosen't take in anything but medical supplies and dionations, just follows her oath
>give her a cheek smooch instead
>whole visor lights up, but she says she dosen't date patients
>gives me her number and says to call if I'm well in two weeks

What are the chances I survive that long soldierbros?
No.325944
Anonymous
>>325939
>the plague doctors were actually dealing with a Solver outbreak at the time
>historians just dismissed reports of the victims "burning from the jnside out" as fevers
No.325945
Anonymous
Replies:>>325948
>>325943
I don't know about surviving, but you better report the location of the potential witch to your command, soldier. Right now.
No.325946
Anonymous
Replies:>>325949
>>325940
Yeah but that would be for REAL medicine, the kind that works consistently and has actual chemical and logical reasons to function(and so needs refrigeration to maintain). Plague-medidrone's stuff is based off of symbology, spiritualism, and theories like miasma that haven't held up for hundreds of years.
No.325947
Anonymous
Image:176954344994.png(586kB, 2388x1668)IMG_7434.png
Relevant
No.325948
Anonymous
Replies:>>325950
>>325945
>fuckin officers can't stick to fisting us in real life, join the threads to do it during storytime too

Sorry sir but I have no idea what you're talking about and, if pressed, still have a medical perscription for a detpack to take. My apologies for wasting your time.
No.325949
Anonymous
Replies:>>325952
>>325946
>go to plague-drone with an eye growing out of your shoulder
>her expertise tells her to scare the evil spirit away
>puts on a mask and jumpscares the eyeball
>it pops off and runs away
>guess you're cured now?
No.325950
Anonymous
Replies:>>325959
>>325948
>When a soldier seriously allows the potency of Satan's influence in our world to perform esoteric rituals simply because he wants to fuck her robotic-meat pussy
You are the reason we have not yet avenged the destruction of Earth.
No.325951
Anonymous
Replies:>>325954>>325955>>325957>>325960>>325961>>326001
Image:176954391583.png(249kB, 762x419)groob.png
>N and Uzi have taken notice of their grubson's... slight increase in body mass
>To fix this situation, they decide he should do some sports
>This results in them fashioning mini ice skates
>They put them on their son's appendages, place him on the nearest strip of ice and leave him to his devices for the next 6 hours
>This greatly upsets the grub
No.325952
Anonymous
>>325949
I would still do a genetic test.
No.325953
Anonymous
>>325943
kek, good mini green
No.325954
Anonymous
Image:176954427128.png(90kB, 1026x577)172449693940.png
>>325951
No.325955
Anonymous
>>325951
>suprisingly, he's a complete natural on the skates
>latent dissembly-drone instincts give him excellent manuverability on anything approaching knives, letting him glide across the it as if he were a fish in water
>seeing Nuzi fly off without him is still distressing though
>luckily he has a solution
>cue N detecting a small heat signature moving towards their position at 100mph and growing, following a frozen river's path as it does so
No.325957
Anonymous
>>325951
>Grub in pain
Peak
No.325959
Anonymous
Replies:>>325962
>>325950
HUMANS have done stupider for less worthwhile women, and what's the point in winning the war if we lose our humanity? Now fuck off back to your "special-secret-safety-planet" and let the rest of us do the work.
No.325960
Anonymous
>>325951
Nice grub art, love what you did with the water.
No.325961
Anonymous
>>325951
>>325951
>Grub 98.7
>The camp is more dangerous than a final destination movie
>Its still not enough
>Geist grows into whole set of boyscout style skills as an adult
>He has no idea where he learned any of this
>Still a crack shot with a bow and arrow though
No.325962
Anonymous
Replies:>>325964
>>325959
>"...what's the point in winning the war if we lose our humanity?"
>*Buddy's sly laugh*
No.325963
Anonymous
Replies:>>325966
Image:176954538201.jpg(75kB, 553x1064)Grub dog.jpg
Don't forget to add the oil sauce.
No.325964
Anonymous
Replies:>>325965>>325985>>325991
>>325962
>loses his humanity
>still jobs the war effort
>unironically saved by the power of friendship and believing in yourself

Unironically sending out parties of 2-4 plucky teenagers would have been more effective than his entire super-soldier lineage
No.325965
Anonymous
Replies:>>325985
>>325964
>humanity jobbed by not understanding the tone of their setting
kek
No.325966
Anonymous
>>325963
>POV: N looking at the single greatest meal of his life
No.325967
Anonymous
Replies:>>325968>>325971>>325974>>326003>>326004
Image:176954561392.png(1.44MB, 2000x2529)zipthx.png
Found these while going though old threads.
No.325968
Anonymous
Replies:>>325969>>325974>>326003>>326004
Image:176954566258.png(2.23MB, 2000x4000)71pvl1.png
>>325967
No.325969
Anonymous
Replies:>>325970>>325974>>326003>>326004
Image:176954567590.png(2.37MB, 2000x4000)c00b4i.png
>>325968
No.325970
Anonymous
Replies:>>325974>>326003>>326004
Image:176954570529.png(978kB, 2000x1672)f37keo.png
>>325969
Not Murder Drones related but Y is pretty cool
No.325971
Anonymous
Replies:>>325974
>>325967
>the archivist himself makes an appearance
Lo' and give thanks for generous anon! Upon which all our efforts rest

Also
>foreverDM Y
>so desperate to actually play she accepts a one-on-one session
Kek, can't imagine that goes well
No.325972
Anonymous
Replies:>>325973>>325975>>325976
Image:176954595304.png(44kB, 729x648)Spoiler image
You can't escape the Homestuck.
No.325973
Anonymous
>>325972
BLOCK and REPORT low Vitaespectrum Solverfroms immediately
No.325974
Anonymous
Image:176954635172.png(1.34MB, 3000x3000)YYYYSSSS.png
>>325967
>>325968
>>325969
>>325970
>>325971
As THE #1 Y simp I must say that I would be a better DM (I would also settle for Y and no one else, having a harem sound stupid and draining, how can you even have an intimate emotional connection when you're sharing it with like 6 other people?)
No.325975
Anonymous
Replies:>>325976
>>325972
Everyone pack their stuff, we're dropping the grub
GRUB PRIVILEGES REVOKED
No.325976
Anonymous
Replies:>>325977>>325982
>>325972
>>325975
I still don't know what homestuck is or why I should care, some game?
No.325977
Anonymous
Replies:>>325980
>>325976
Homestuck is a webcomic designed to turn easily-manipulated women into the creator's waifu.
This is not an exaggeration, the creator exclusively marries fans who cosplay his waifu.
No.325978
Anonymous
Replies:>>325987
/md/ potion recipe:
1 part mlp
1 part homestuck
1 part ss13
1 part 40k
2 parts sstwl
No.325979
Anonymous
Image:176954691852.jpg(579kB, 1079x1372)Marry cyn.jpg
No.325980
Anonymous
Replies:>>325981>>325983
>>325977
>the creator exclusively marries fans who cosplay his waifu
Like for real? Did he marry a cosplayer? That sounds so fucking stupid
No.325981
Anonymous
Replies:>>325984
>>325980
Yes, then he recently divorced her for a younger cosplayer.
No.325982
Anonymous
>>325976
It's a multimedia webcomic.
No.325983
Anonymous
>>325980
He married twice. He's now a 40-year-old that acts like a e-boy jugaloo and both times their wives were half of his age
It is morally right to wish eternal death upon andrew hussie
No.325984
Anonymous
Image:176954716583.png(525kB, 1000x563)vsandwich.png
>>325981
Oh my, eldritch, silly, firggin, friend shaped, drone. I'm at a loss for words, what the fuck?
No.325985
Anonymous
Replies:>>325986>>325989>>325990
>>325964
>>325965
>TFW, unironically, Buddy himself was also saved by his friend from dying alone in an icy bunker.
Maybe solver just didn't have any friends and that's why she wanted to destroy the universe?
No.325986
Anonymous
>>325985
Anon could have fixed her…
No.325987
Anonymous
Replies:>>325988>>325999>>326012
>>325978
>much as any truly gourmet chef, dear Liam chose to distill his kino from the most toxic substances imaginable
>the amount of skill he demonstrates in crafting such a shite-gold mix into true excellency is matched only by the autistic frenzy he managed to draw forth from the results
>that so many consumers assume the mantle of "dronetism" without regularly sinking into the deep degeneracy inherent to such things is the single greatest proof of his victory

Kino
No.325988
Anonymous
>>325987
It’s like when you make the food in botw with the monster extract
No.325989
Anonymous
Replies:>>326018
>>325985
Nah, Murder Drones is a combination of three genres
>horror
>adventure
>comedy
As such, one could theoretically have beaten the Solver via any one of those three routs. The only problem is:
>out horroring the Solver of the Absolute Fabric(what humanity cannonically tried)
>out comedying the Solver of the absolute fabric(Cyn is absolutely hillarious)
Besides that, the Solver ALSO possesed the power of friendship during the war in the form of Tessa, N, J, and (maybe not)V, a d therefore one could only out-adventure her by converting at least part of her own band of plucky idiots going through a journey of internal growth and self-discovery.
No.325990
Anonymous
Replies:>>325993
>>325985
>From the Solver's perspective, the whole series was an overpowered Isekai romp
No.325991
Anonymous
>>325964
Heh
No.325992
Anonymous
Replies:>>326002>>326006>>326007>>326016>>326069
Image:176954813065.png(607kB, 1312x910)172353427944.png
>>325898
>Sentinel Y finds an Oogi amongst your models
>Evacuates the room with her precious Baneblade
>Contemplates burning the house down
>She can't do that, it would destroy the models, terrain and the scratch built game table
>Locks the infested room and waits for (you) to return from work
>After you return you are immidetley conscripted in the the Oogi Genocide Crusade as it's lord commander (and sole fighter)
>You open the infested room ready to kick ouy one Oogi
>They set up a hive in your game room
>Fuck
>They scavanged unused bits to make weapons for themselves
>Super fuck
>You can't call exterminators
>The fumes would make the paint fall off the models
>Thankfully you managed to calm Y enough for her to remember she is a siege sentinel
>Platoons of Sentinel Mini Ys are created each hour
>You take out a pocket watch and send in the first wave of your brave soldiers into the breach
>You hear sounds of tiny gunfire, blades clashing and many battle cries
>The bit me 's of the oogis are drowned out by battle hymns of your mini Y's
>You look at the battlefield
>The carpet is ruined, so is the floor
>The Oogies set up defensive postion in the furniture
>You see one Mini Y
>She's surrounded, clutching her quickly made company banner
>She readies herself to sell her life as dearly as possible
>Other Ys fight towards their sister to not let the banner fall into the gruby mits of their enemy
>You can't hide your smile once they manage to break out of the encirclement
>You gesture to your Y's to retreat
>You stop the pocket watch
>You begin to tally the casualties and study the situation
>The Oogies are well fortified
>But they will break, especially with the minature altilery that was once your old laptop coming into existance
>You and Sentinel Y begin to hatch plans on a hastily drawn map of your game room
>And so ends the first out of the 17 hours of the siege of Vrak... I mean game room
No.325993
Anonymous
Replies:>>325996>>325998
>>325990
I Died and Was Reincarnated As An Eldritch God in The Body of A Powerless Robot?! My Adventure Stealing An Abused Heiress' Corpse And Eating The Entire Universe!
No.325994
Anonymous
Replies:>>325995>>325997>>326164
Yall remeber when 4chan was hacked?
No.325995
Anonymous
>>325994
I remember someone saying that one of the leaks were a list of people would said slurs or something. I dunno if that's true but I don't really know where to find the leaked info.
No.325996
Anonymous
Replies:>>326013
>>325993
I was thinking it was the elder-god itself being wierded out by randomly popping up in a universe full of "things" and "not void," that being said kek.

>The manor crew was just Cyn collecting the classical harem
>N combines the requisite trap and token incest bait
>V is the tsundere(actually just hates you edition)
>J is the clumsy failgirl with enourmous (hair)
>and Tessa is of course the childhood friend
>Cyn decided to skip the typical nonsense and just choose the best-girl first thing this time around
No.325997
Anonymous
Replies:>>326000
>>325994
Dosen't really matter anymore, I can't get through the captcha and I'm not giving them my email, so all I can do is watch
>tfw you're so dronepilled you can't click the "I am human" box right anymore
No.325998
Anonymous
>>325993
>Reincarnated as an eldritch god

You knkw now that I'm thinking about it, this is a wierdly common thing in Anime/Manga. I can think of at least 3 different ones, major ones even, that fit that description off the top of my head and at least a couple more you could argue for.
No.325999
Anonymous
>>325987
keked
No.326000
Anonymous
Replies:>>326014
Image:176954877441.png(174kB, 763x588)Yadapter.png
>>325997
>tfw you're so dronepilled you can't click the "I am human" box right anymore
Yeah same, and my wife told me I'm not allowed to do that anyway because she can't and she knows because I'm using her as a PC since I'm also not allowed to look at a screen that is not hers
No.326001
Anonymous
>>325951
> sad grub
nooo!
paging lizzy to come play with the abomination child
thad too
they can all play ice hockey
> but they dont have a puck
you fool, thats grubs role
No.326002
Anonymous
>>325992
Daw.
No.326003
Anonymous
Replies:>>326005
>>325967
>>325968
>>325969
>>325970
> DemYn for the harYm
Holy yes
No.326004
Anonymous
Replies:>>326020
>>325970
>>325969
>>325968
>>325967
I don’t think they are on the booru. Should we upload them?
No.326005
Anonymous
Replies:>>326021
Image:176954914997.png(1.42MB, 2000x2000)172380877585.png
>>326003
Greedy bastard! Y is for monogamus love! So what if Phi, Jane, Pidge, and probably someone I'm forgetting will show up? Just reclaim your honour and move on to living with the kraut wife and no one else
No.326006
Anonymous
Replies:>>326008>>326025
>>325992
>Unfortunately the mini-Ys still posses a Y level of tactical understanding
>Therefore they rally all their forces together for a "glorious charge" instead of sieging the Oogies out as expected
>Still their superior forms and super-oogeral backing(you and SD-Y) should still be more than enough eliminate the rest
>It isn't until you see the gold-painted alpha that you realize
>This seige isn't Vrak
>It's Terra
>You and Y manage to doge the full sized bullshit-beam the gold throws out at your CamerYwoman, knocking out your ability to compensate for the army's terrible strategems
>But as you turn around you are immediately swarmed by a wall of blue "Oogamarines!"
>The two of you flee to the attic to lick your wounds as the remainjng 6 Alphas start drafting a "Codex-Retardes"
No.326007
Anonymous
Replies:>>326009
>>325992
You fucked up and gave them the inverse ninja problem. A single Mini-Y would have cleared the nest in a day.
No.326008
Anonymous
>>326006
>Anon lures in one Alpha Oogi with berries and marshmellows
>Straps it to a table with duct tape
>Forces it to watch badboogi compilations where bugrettas eat a shit ton of Oogies
>The Alpha Oogi is mind broken
>Anon supplies his little arch traitor with more sweets and berries to rally more Oogies to her cause
>The Oog Heresy begins
No.326009
Anonymous
>>326007
Not with an infestation the size implied. The sheer plot armor radiating from that bunch would give even an N trouble. Still yours is a better option than what they tried though.
No.326010
Anonymous
Replies:>>326011>>326022>>326023
Image:176955015155.png(333kB, 1943x1134)Takamagahara Chronicles S2 Logo (transparent).png
Hello
https://archiveofourown.org/works/78435891
Takamagahara Chronicles Season 2 Chapter 5 is OUT!!!!!

Yeah a bit late in the month, but I was kinda expecting it. Wanted to do a "calmer" chapter this time, cuz the action is for later :]
No.326011
Anonymous
>>326010
Neat! Haven't read past chapter four of the first season yet and that was last month so I should probably re-read that but I must say that this is a very nice story friend, thank you for sharing
No.326012
Anonymous
Replies:>>326015
>>325987
It's a recipe for /md/, not MD.
No.326013
Anonymous
Replies:>>326017
>>325996
>>V is the tsundere(actually just hates you edition)
V wasn't anything like that before she got 177013ed.
No.326014
Anonymous
Replies:>>326019
Image:176955054749.png(1.82MB, 1920x861)1669068295973.png
>>326000
>because she can't
Drones can absolutely solve Captchas and click the human box, it's just that looking at them freaks them the fuck out.
No.326015
Anonymous
Replies:>>326019
>>326012
>trying to deny that MD contains grimderp
>trying to deny MD contains high levels of friendship(tm)
>trying to deny MD contains high levels of retardation
>twf the only reason you can't link it to Homestuck is that you've never read the thing

Anon is on Keeter salts
No.326016
Anonymous
>>325992
Holy kek.
No.326017
Anonymous
>>326013
Yes, which is why Cyn 177013ed her, can't be having a gay romance within the harem
>inb4 N's not a woman
As noted he's a pretty-boy trap, so close enough
No.326018
Anonymous
>>325989
>>out horroring the Solver of the Absolute Fabric(what humanity cannonically tried)
If it doesn't work right away, then you need to add more horror!
No.326019
Anonymous
>>326015
Nta, never read homestuck and from what I gather I don't want to, but md's level of grimderp is rather low, but I admit Uzi skyrockets the levels of retardation (And that's why we like her, right guys?)

>>326014
My wife will not be disturbed by the captcha box
No.326020
Anonymous
>>326004
I think we should ask Snow.
No.326021
Anonymous
Replies:>>326024
>>326005
>Monogamous Y green
I have a mighty need. Sorry writeanon but the harem dynamics BS just slaughters my boner. Kills the hell out of my heart to see dudes pull the whole "you're the most important thing" bit when that's clearly not true.
No.326022
Anonymous
>>326010
Nice.
No.326023
Anonymous
>>326010
>japanon drops writekino again

Thanks for the reminder! I still have like 5+ chapters to get through though before this one though.
No.326024
Anonymous
Replies:>>326026
Image:176955107192.png(580kB, 2000x2000)171363946356.png
>>326021
Yeah, was going for this sort of thing with the last wireplay green about her, the polar base green is also a HODR (technically) green so it's kinda hard to have only one drone at a time. There was also that one green where (you) and Y play a game of warhammer that came to me in drunken stupor
No.326025
Anonymous
>>326006
Kek
No.326026
Anonymous
Replies:>>326027>>326028
>>326024
Any ideea where I can find that green? I’ve been wanting a playing warhammer with Y green.
No.326027
Anonymous
Replies:>>326029
>>326026
I posted it after a christmass party last year... try older threads
No.326028
Anonymous
Replies:>>326030>>326058
>>326026
NVM got it
>>314530
>>314531
>>314533
>>314536
No.326029
Anonymous
>>326027
Dang... you remember which pic the thread started with?
No.326030
Anonymous
Replies:>>326031
>>326028
Thanks. Thank you
No.326031
Anonymous
Replies:>>326034
Image:176955170029.png(1.76MB, 1698x2240)20thCenturY.png
>>326030
Hope you like it friend, though it's more smut less wargaming as Anon gets tabled
No.326032
Anonymous
Replies:>>326033>>326035
Image:176955208215.png(596kB, 852x690)112793084947.png
>write your name in the snow using nanite acid
>it melts through the snow and starts eating the concrete driveway beneath
>femanon is coming back home in five minutes
No.326033
Anonymous
>>326032
Quick! Write I G G E R bellow it and blame the local hooligans!
No.326034
Anonymous
Replies:>>326036>>326037>>326038
>>326031
>anon expecting Tyranids to win in any edition
His own fault, really, I suspect he'd have more luck with even Eldar
>tfw you realize
>superior technology, lacking population, tremendously aware-of-the-universe elder race that ruled unquestionably for thousands of years until brought tragically low by their hubris
>MD humanity IS the Eldar
>actual imperials/imperial guard tend to map better to worker drones, complete with a subvariant of super-soldiers turned to the side of darkness
>especially since most humans, like the Eldar, consided their "machine-kai" to not be people
No.326035
Anonymous
>>326032
Well, N it seems you are going to have to eat the whole driveway. Better start eating buddy.
No.326036
Anonymous
Replies:>>326040
>>326034
>thousands of years
???
No.326037
Anonymous
Replies:>>326044
>>326034
Worker drones are Vottan. They mine in space, they are short, they are robots, they reproduce through machines, they used to work for humanity but now work for themselves. Gw copied murder drones
No.326038
Anonymous
Replies:>>326043>>326045
>>326034
>anon expecting Tyranids to win in any edition
This is a homebrew edition I play... all factions are at the very least playable, but you can do some disgusting builds with any army (for example 90 stormtroopers in deepstrike, like a certain cuteY), nidders can field 360 gaunts in a single list, and they will still have 660 points left over for other units (My friend tasted a fraction of this power at 180 gaunts, the game lasted 7 hours)
No.326039
Anonymous
Replies:>>326041
/md/ - Warhammer 40,000
No.326040
Anonymous
>>326036
>Not recognizing the at least 2000 years if not longer humans have been ruling Holy Terra before worker drones were even conceived of.
No.326041
Anonymous
Replies:>>326042
Image:176955269902.png(454kB, 748x940)176159115539.png
>>326039
Dronehammer
No.326042
Anonymous
>>326041
>Hammering drones
>With your hips
No.326043
Anonymous
>>326038
Dam and I thought my silver tide was excessive.
No.326044
Anonymous
Image:176955294025.png(568kB, 1474x478)murder drones - e79bfddfd955057a6869649b0a036ae2.png
>>326037
Ah, but anon, you forget that nobody gives a fuck about the Vottan, they're barely even cannon

Plus the whole worker rebellion bit implied to have been going on pre core-collapse adds fire to the "workers are warhammer (40k not fantasy) humans" theorem, since it would be workers interfering in conflicts they could not and did not understand carried out by beings far more intelligent than they and inadvertently bringing ruin to both.
No.326045
Anonymous
Replies:>>326047
Image:176955306133.png(820kB, 2000x2000)serial designation y (original character) drawn by the_slop_pile - 4faa6fe6f3a70019d01ff75bb4f22e44.png
>>326038
>tfw the lack of Yhammer greens is because nobody wants to play against her bullshit build
No.326046
Anonymous
Replies:>>326048>>326049>>326052
Image:176955307463.png(4kB, 400x400)171376609661.png
>Taking Jobber home so she can do your taxes for you!
>Loving Jobber as she opens up to you and finally has the support to grow as a person
>Marrying J!
>Enjoying your honeymoon with J!
>Having children with J!
>Starting a family buisness with J!
I M A G I N E
No.326047
Anonymous
Replies:>>326051
Image:176955313423.png(175kB, 648x639)SmugY.png
>>326045
>When you are the reason most super heavies are a (maximum one in a army) choice
No.326048
Anonymous
Replies:>>326050
>>326046
>Having children with J
You'd be lucky if their jobbernetics allowed them to succede at being born, also
>Having J involved in any business venture above a middle manager level
You will be bankrupt within 2 weeks
No.326049
Anonymous
Replies:>>326050>>326064
>>326046
>Immediately getting arrested for tax evasion with J.
>(She tried to file your dogs as dependents.)
No.326050
Anonymous
Image:176955335221.jpg(463kB, 1558x1558)1708059837287685.jpg
>>326048
>>326049
She tries her best! And the children will be born healthy and without compliactions!
No.326051
Anonymous
Replies:>>326053>>326054
>>326047
I’ve always imagined Y as being a very fluffy but casual player that plays the models they want to bring and never plays the meta for the meta’s sake. But hyper competitive Y fits the more sadistic/original version of her character.
No.326052
Anonymous
>>326046
>You're so excited, sitting in the hospital waiting for your child to be born
>When suddenly a strange affliction overcomes you
>Doubling over on the floor, you struggle to process why
>Until you hear your wife name the child
>You just created JC content
No.326053
Anonymous
Replies:>>326055
>>326051
It can be both: she doesn't care about the "true" meta, but she LOVES both winning and feeling cool and as such tends to choose the most elite, capable, frustrating to play against models the guard can muster.
No.326054
Anonymous
Replies:>>326056
>>326051
She only plays the meta stuff when she wants to top Anon (No she can't just ask, it must be won) otherwise she will have a flufly army maybe a bit hero hammery with a decked out warlord
No.326055
Anonymous
Replies:>>326057
>>326053
I think she’s reached that point where she’s got everything the guard can field with spares.
No.326056
Anonymous
Replies:>>326059>>326061>>326066
>>326054
>Anon when he sees her pull out Creed and the Warhound
>He saw her eyeing the male adapter earlier
>Now he's gotta play for his anus with his hodge-podge "flavor of the week" army and hope
>He prays the Boyz can see it through
No.326057
Anonymous
Image:176955381779.png(1.14MB, 1528x1600)Superheavy Chart Draft 2.png
>>326055
>"Anon ve must finish ze list"
>"Vhat do you mean you vill starve?"
>"Zere iz plenty of canned food rations in ze basement"
>"So vhat if it's all 50 years old, zis stuff doesn't go bad"
No.326058
Anonymous
Replies:>>326060
>>326028
>Y rolling like that
>Deep striking FOUR FULL SQUADS with not one "looks like you just got screwed by fate" complication

Y plays with loaded dice confirmed
No.326059
Anonymous
>>326056
A woman can be on top of you and not stick stuff up your ass you degenerate! No futa Y! It's verboten!
No.326060
Anonymous
>>326058
That rng was something she must be using gw dice.
No.326061
Anonymous
Replies:>>326066
>>326056
>Now he's gotta play for his anus with his hodge-podge "flavor of the week" army and hope

>Tfw anon doesn’t realise that titans job to hordes on the tabletop
>Now you are going to play with her anal adaptor with your hodge-podge “plasma gun” and hope for your pelvis
No.326062
Anonymous
Replies:>>326063>>326068>>326071
Video + 🎵:176955419060.mp4(814kB / 0:00:14 / h264+aac, 720x720)Get tucked jobber.mp4
Johns get back against J for calling his last legal name after cyn gave it to her
No.326063
Anonymous
Replies:>>326065
>>326062
That Jobber was someones wife!
No.326064
Anonymous
>>326049
The government gives a special tax incentive to those who marry and employ jobbers to keep them from jobbing in public. It's like a work program to employ the retarded.
No.326065
Anonymous
>>326063
Meh, she'll be back.
No.326066
Anonymous
>>326056
>>326061

>Most of Anon's Ork army isn't official
>Not in the "not GW approved" sense but the "literally not made of anything remotely close to plastic/metal" sense
>He literally just glued some rocks together and painted them green for the Ork bodies
>Then, for equipment/vehicles, he scavenged together a combination of cardboard boxes and discarded legos/megablox, even including the occasional stick
>The only part he actually paid for is the paint
>Y is assmad about the composition and relative cheapness
>But it's just slightly too lore accurate for her to throw the "proxies" out
>So now he flields them whenever he wants to watch her seeth
>That they're also the source of his most consistent wins only makes the whole thing better
No.326067
Anonymous
Replies:>>326072
Image:176955455037.png(713kB, 884x1962)amyanon_disassembly_drone_hat_highres_medium_hair_nonweb_source_original_character_serial_designation_y_silver_hair_solo_3975.png
>Y realising she can use her arm fabriactor to make more models
No.326068
Anonymous
>>326062
>J gets the official designation "J Human" from horrible eldritch boss
>It's the single happiest day of her resurrected life
>Unfortunately, there's a catch
>"Survive 7 days and that new body will be yours"
>J has no idea what this means
>But surely corporate property is safe, right?
No.326069
Anonymous
>>325992
kek
No.326070
Anonymous
Murder Drones game but it plays like System Shock?
No.326071
Anonymous
Replies:>>326165
>>326062
>You find J covered in soot
>She’s become resistant to blast damage after jobbing so much
>J was tiered after work so she stared crying after that blew up in her face
>You pick J up and snuggle her close to you
>Despite the soot and acrid smell of failure and gunpowder
>You carry her to your house since it was nearby
>J nuzzles her face in your chest
>She opens the door with her tail
>You climb up the stairs while wiping dust from her hair
>Still carrying her you enter your bedroom
>You pull up a blanket and tuck her in
>But then J pulls you in
>You cuddle to sleep together
No.326072
Anonymous
>>326067
>She spent her entire salary for years for nothing
>Copes by talking about how "high quality" the official models are and that she's "tournament legal"
>The arms fall off her stormtroopers midway through the monologue
>You have to console her for hours as she wails about her terrible life choices
>You take a long look at her ring finger
>Thank goodness she made at least one good one
No.326073
Anonymous
Replies:>>326074>>326075>>326076>>326081
Has anyone seen Molli's build in Liquidation Extraction after the latest patch?
She went full Oogi build
No.326074
Anonymous
>>326073
>Shortie loves the shorties
pottery

Plus, if we get some big streamers on the Oogs, the dev team might actually throw them some love. I don't think I've seen them get an update for the last 3 editions.
No.326075
Anonymous
Replies:>>326077
>>326073
Someone should put that brat in her place. I’m going to swat her just for the faintest chance of one of the more feral swat N’s pinning her down and having his way with her.
No.326076
Anonymous
Replies:>>326079
>>326073
oogis in a trenchcoat build or Oogi Omega?
No.326077
Anonymous
Replies:>>326078
>>326075
>Molli gets swatted
>The team breaks in
>Unfortunately she still had all her "anti-stalker" defenses active
>Total massacre
>Now she's on the hook for the destruction of 4 police DDs, 8 crippled humans, and a permanently-bootlooped Sentinel
>Being Molli is suffering
>Thankfully her connections see her out with only community service time
>The guy that swatted on her now has a national manhunt after him, though
No.326078
Anonymous
>>326077
>It was one of those streams so Molli got railed for her whole audience to see.
>Unfortunately they are also joining on the manhunt for anon
No.326079
Anonymous
Replies:>>326080>>326081
>>326076
Oogimancy build
No.326080
Anonymous
Replies:>>326081
>>326079
>An endless flow of retards spew forth at her command
>Their sheer numerical value is equaled only by their willingness to die for their mistress, giving their lives in an instant at her whim
>Honestly it's a lot like streaming
>Sure it kind of sucks efficiency-wise, but so does her job
>At least this way she can get some practical experience out of things
>Plus, she gets an endless stream of brainless content out of their AI, AND she gets to name particularly annoying/notable ones after her stream chat
>It's REAL nice to tower over her fans for a change, too
No.326081
Anonymous
Replies:>>326093
>>326073
>>326080
>>326079


>Molli forced into playing by execs cause its the flavor of the month
>Does bare minimum research, accidentally picks the literal joke build intended for super-ultra-difficulty
>Forced to play no matter how many times she fails, she starts getting gud
>Accidentally tryhards the class/hive into a competent fighting force
>Also actually gets attached to the retarded things because of how much time she's invested into optimizing them
>Starts truly letting out her spite at the game's unfair monster/level design instead of hiding her personality(because she never realized the horror game monsters were meant to be run from, and never uses the class's intended signature ability of throwing an Oogi and running the other direction)
>But she's so invested its in-character as a force commander
>Molli edits/Molli hard quotes start making their way around the internet of her asking "what if I want to suffer" and "like hell I'm losing anyone"(before resetting a boss to save her hive) set to actual solver war images
>The execs want to pull back for their brand, but the streams are too popular to stop
>Now the game's one of her actual favorites
>She even logs on offstream every now and again just to bully the NPC sentinels when one threatens her IRL
>Literally invented entirely new techs and boosted the class to near-top of the meta
>She's thinking of buying a hive to train IRL too
>Only Pavo's occasional visits stop her hand
No.326082
Anonymous
Replies:>>326087
Between the DDs roosting and (for what it's worth) what we see at the start of the TLT music video, eldritch meat-filled drones seem to not need to plug themselves into chargers. Wonder if they ever look at their battery levels and see... probably something along the lines of a fully topped off battery icon and a remaining power of LOL%.
No.326083
Anonymous
Replies:>>326084
have there ever been a drone with a hairstyle that shows a lot of forehead? I don't think I've ever seen one
No.326084
Anonymous
Replies:>>326085>>326090
>>326083
The men technically, since they don't have hair?
No.326085
Anonymous
Replies:>>326088
>>326084
Thad has hair.
No.326086
Anonymous
Replies:>>326096
Pubic wigs.
No.326087
Anonymous
Replies:>>326089>>326091
>>326082
I'm probably retarded and interpreting basic things wrong, but I've always found it weird that drones still need to plug into an outlet to charge themselves despite the fact that their core houses a perfectly good singularity
No.326088
Anonymous
Replies:>>326092
>>326085
>Thad has hair
You sure you aren't mixing him up with his cousin? I mean, I'm sure the dude has a wig stashed away somewhdre, but I've never seen him wear one, you know?
No.326089
Anonymous
Replies:>>326091
>>326087
That's cause they don't, broadly speaking. Regular drones just seem to have some kind of plasma organ/core thing going on, judging by Uzi getting her power cell from one. Only Solver-infectees are confirmed holding full singularities.
No.326090
Anonymous
>>326084
that's not a hairstyle then
No.326091
Anonymous
Replies:>>326094
>>326087
My read was that sapience-capable AIs require so much power that all the power output of an AI core's microsingularity goes into the CPU, and their batteries (which may or may not be the robo-livers Uzi used for her railgun that's clearly not a railgun) are powering everything else.
>>326089
Why do you think AI cores have those pins in them?
No.326092
Anonymous
>>326088
Anon, I get the haha funny trap joke, but Thad clearly has hair under that hat.
No.326093
Anonymous
>>326081
kek, good green
No.326094
Anonymous
Replies:>>326095
>>326091
Cause they only had those pins in the concept art along with the eyes. In-series proper we never see any "regular" worker cores unsmashed (and so can't confirm one way or another) but we also never see attacking any given part of the worker as being "dangerous" to a character. Nor for that matter do we see the little black holes known to pop out of singularity cores proper appear when any of the standard workers are killed. Therefore it's logical to conclude that their cores lack, at the very least, anything that could truly be called a singularity.
No.326095
Anonymous
Replies:>>326097
>>326094
They have them in the zombie drone tape in episode 5, you tedious autist.
No.326096
Anonymous
>>326086
no, pubic lights
No.326097
Anonymous
Replies:>>326098
>>326095
>I may be retarded

Still until there's hard evidence that the cores house actual black holes instead of the humans just being paranoid about rogue AI I'm gonna err on the side against. If only because the alternative breaks my poor little lore autist heart to consider the implications of compared to all the other tech we've seen in MD.

In other news, do you think that zombie drones would be more common from "drone-made" cores since they presumably don't build them with the failsafe pins installed?
No.326098
Anonymous
Replies:>>326099
>>326097
>they presumably don't build them with the failsafe pins installed
Why would you assume that? The plans say to put the pins in, so the robots are putting the pins in.
No.326099
Anonymous
Replies:>>326100
>>326098
>Typical WD retardation foils yet another potentially interesting plot point
Kino observation anon, but fair
No.326100
Anonymous
Replies:>>326101
>>326099
Considering the potential risk, it's probably not retardation.
No.326101
Anonymous
Replies:>>326102>>326103
>>326100
The potential risk?

>oh no, me and my offspring have a very small chance of just straight up coming back from the dead!
>alas, they even have the possibility of returning as an objectively superior being: stronger, faster, tougher, possesing powers that enable them to level entire buildings by their lonesome, all in exchange for needing sloghtly more of one of the most plentiful resources around
>surely death is a better fate than allowing my codeline to host such a powerhouse
No.326102
Anonymous
>>326101
Vampire hands wrote this post.
No.326103
Anonymous
Replies:>>326104
>>326101
>in exchange for needing sloghtly more of one of the most plentiful resources around
And literally dying from sunlight. And having a non-zero chance of a vore demon assuming direct control.
No.326104
Anonymous
>>326103
Yeah but the workers wouldn't know that from the training tapes would they? Unless JCJ was broadcasting an explicit "my bad" message for the Solver War all over human space, the closest thing to a danger they would find in removing the "this keeps you from ressurecting" system is "occasionally the guy who's coming back from the dead is mutated," which, you know, is kind of an alright price for a ressurection, especially if the mutations in question aren't specified as anything horrible.
No.326106
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:176956554769.webm(8.98MB / 0:01:00 / vp9+opus, 854x480)Peace and Catdrone - DVD.webm
I HAVE MADE A NEW THREAD FRIEND!
>>326105 >>326105
>>326105 >>326105
>>326105 >>326105
>>326105 >>326105
>>326105 >>326105
>>326105 >>326105
No.326164
Anonymous
>>325994
Yeah I remember, I had just joined the threads about a month prior and I have great memories on being on here while all that was happening.
No.326165
Anonymous
>>326071
J cuddles, my favorite.
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