Humanity will never forget the horror Tessa brought upon it. She is guilty of the deaths of many billions, and her name will be forever forgotten, her soul forever tormented for the sin she committed.
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>>325187 >Humanity will never forget the horror Tessa brought upon it. She is guilty of the deaths of many billions, and her name will be forever forgotten, her soul forever tormented for the sin she committed. Tessa, we know you wrote this you crazy J-horror ghost bitch.
Tessa did nothing wrong! By the way any of you guys like drones a lot are only moderetly overweight? Tessa wants to cash in some good CEO points, showering at least once a day is mandatory
>>324854 >>324865 Wait your telling me bunny and vicious each have their own art website and nobody dropped a link? Man I'd love to see and check it out.
Image:176937462649.png(387kB, 732x817)tessa james elliot and beauregard (murder drones) drawn by bunny - f46cbd25cb9b3d62d6900c2d22caee65.png
>>325197 >Tessa finally cashes in all the good CEO points she accrued on Copper-9 >Asks J to set her up with a human date, just out of sheer curiosity (and because it had the highest price point attached for some reason) >J grabs the single richest, least drone-like, most famously disagreeable suitor on the market >They hit it off immediately >J's face when she sees pic related
Image:176937519854.png(1.30MB, 3138x2670)uzi doorman, serial designation n, akita doorman, and colt doorman (original character and 1 more) drawn by lilblucat - 0fdb7784b84549dc9f7d8b2676cfb80a.png
>>325202 >Colt seething and coping and malding that they're trying to get his little brother to loredump the family drama instead of him >He literally has a 5 point presentation complete with image demonstrations loaded onto his processor at all times about how dysfunctional they are >It's how he does stress relief when he sees his mom pretending the "Golden Path" requires her to institute the "pledge of allegiance to Uzi" in school again
>>325210 That's how they get you. The Deluxe Ns are always on sale. The breeding mounts and nanite-safe nut storage tanks are where JCJenson makes its money.
>>325223 I do not care for the video essay, but the drone is cute thus I will tell the narrator that he is a shit DM, his railroaded story sucks, hijack his game and go on a nice sandbox adventure with the cute drone princess where we deal with low CR monsters that haunt her relam while we do our best to bring it back to it's former glory Very nice drawing friend
Image:176937673539.jpg(255kB, 1036x776)tessa james elliot (murder drones) - 64c9a981d4e79278cd10e9338e3b4d5e.jpg
>>325224 >Unfortunately the gene-therapies of the year 3000 are so extensive and effective that "grotesquely obese" is now "a full 10% over optimal volumes of body fat" >Are [you] man enough to work yourself into shape for Tessa?
>>325206 >Tessa finally understood that social status wasn't just a joke >Yes, J, after all, had to explain to her that being married in the world of aristocracy and business was quite important to avoid being considered a nobody in the eyes of high society >Traditions, after all >Being as savvy about relationships as a 10-year-old schoolgirl, she asked J to find her a "suitable" man >J, gritting her teeth and with a torn heart, sat down to choose a partner >It definitely wouldn't be an aristocrat. If Tessa got caught up in the intrigues these bastards were orchestrating, they'd eat her alive and not choke >Unfortunately, not a wealthy entrepreneur. Tessa... doesn't yet have a good understanding of business matters(none of them would agree, she knows that) >A clerk is unlikely either... >So, that leaves the choice among the company's technicians >Yeah, J, the situation is worse than you could have imagined >Sorting through the many papers, she began to weed out the unsuitable ones >This one's too fat >This one's too thin >This one's hunchbacked >This one's ugly >This one's a woman >This one's a total commie >Sifting paper after paper, J gets to the right sheet >Here he is, the perfect candidate >Normal-looking, with no exceptionally positive or negative traits, a completely normal guy who won't run away from Tessa when he finds out about her... more. >"That's it," J thought, until she read the name >Anon >Tessa had to urgently replace J's screen when she smashed it on the table with all her might, spilling oil all over the documents, making them completely unreadable >There also had the entire quarterly report, damn it!
>>325243 >I'm not the author of Chuuni Uzi, by the way, I'm just an anon who writes weird stuff when he feels like it. It's weird that people feel the need to not step on my toes, for lack of better words, very nice and J would totaly sabotage that effort if the suitor wasn't to her liking. Also pic rel is how the bed would look like when they go to sleep (but there would be more drones, there isn't even one drone lying on Tessa!)
>>325245 >The towndrones just prefer being around/on Anon more for some reason >The level of salt this generates in Tessa is unmatched >J feels bizarrely vindicated by the whole thing
>>325245 >>325246 Worry not! The remaining drones have found their way to the bedchamber! Pocketstakes will be sentenced to 50 games against a Blight onetrick for his inital lack of attention to detail
>>325187 >>325212 Come to think of it, I wonder how much of Geist's weirdness, as he's been written, is from autism and how much is from a combination of his parents keeping him at arm's reach as a baby, him being an abomination, and his parents and grandparents all being PTSDed out autismos. And now that I write that out, I wonder whether Akita trying to psyop herself into thinking she's a normal drone is autism or just neuroticism from her dysfunctional elders. So I guess in retrospect, Negev is the only one of Uzi and N's kids who's definitely autistic like her parents and grandparents. Beretta and Akita could go either way, and Geist isn't autistic but wasn't hugged enough as a baby and is really self-conscious about being a crime against Robo-God and his cumulative damage is functionally identical to autism.
>>325252 >Anon's just a common name in the year 3000 >Apparently there was a big cultural boom in 2500 about "decentralized networks" and "anonymity" for some reason >This of course has nothing to do with the JCJenson Always Watching (tm) camera becoming government mandated
>>325247 >A rare specimen of a near extinct species, the Oogie wanders a world far changed from its former habitat >Where once (you) berries grew bountifully there are now only barren fields, the soil forever spoiled by Drawfag erosion and overfishing >The crumbs it gathers from what photosynthetic greens remain will not be enough to survive the winter
>>325251 >The Oogie was merely bait! >Anon should have known none survived the great nomming >Now he is doomed to watch another hundred posts whining about gay sentinels again!
>>325253 >Be anon >Find oogi in thread >Put oogi on anvil >Put small tungsten cube next to oogi >Give oogi some cut up aluminium sheets from a soda can >Help oogi heat the aluminium with a blowtorch >Oogi now has armor >Give oogi a small nail and she makes a lance >Oogi goes away >She goes to bugretta >Bugreta is bored, so she decides to have her painted black >She has her lance painted red >Darth oogi screams in agony at what she’s become >Then she rubs bugi
>>325266 >Liggys never survive for long >Something in their instincts compels them to seek out the largest, scariest thing they can see and attach themselves to it like barnacles, regardless of how it treats them >While this has turned them into a primary diet item for Cyntepedes, it technically doesn't always end in failure >Duls, Jays, unattached Ns, even the occasional Vcat have been known to take a liking to the things, accepting their gifts of cloth scraps and "selfies" drawn in crayon >This in turn triggers the second stage of the Liggy life cycle >A successfully attached Liggy has a mleming drive over 1000% higher than any other known species, and simply will not cease trying to do so until either killed by their partner or rendered unconscious >That this process renders out hundreds of Liggies per success, all of which their monstrous "sire" is deeply protective of, is all that allows the species to continue
>>325244 >>325245 I just wanted to say that I don't have any claims on the narrative or its flow, I like the way it's going, I just decided to write a funny green.
By the way, will there be new parts of greens coming out soon about Uzi, who pretends to be an Adeptus Mechanicum (may the Omnissiah forgive me for such heresy), and the life of an anon, locked in an icy prison with flesh-torture machines?
>>325278 I have exams for at least one week (and there is one exam I'm sure I'll be retaking on the 16th of next month) so not any time soon, also I want to write the Sentinel Strychnine Priosn green I have in the back of my head
>>325287 >Be me have oogi infestation >But also have an Enn >Get a cytipede >She’s a bit of a silly so she gets stuck on her back a lot >I have to flip her over and feed her an oogi to make her feel better >Enn doesn’t like her, says she’s scary >But she keeps to herself in her layer (a shoe box) >I don’t know why people find them so off putting, she might suck at hunting oogies but she’s cute. >
>>325273 >>325294 [WARNING] The JTF shall arrive later due to an unexpected traffic jam caused by a huge frozen block of berries getting dropped on the road
>>325290 >Literally >Apparently that smell she has is chassis based or something, cause it sticks to everything she touches >Furthermore, it then continues to stick to everything THOSE items touch too >Between hanging out this often with Uzi and having actual mechanical work done on her interior by the same, Emily is now suffused with failgirl stank >The poor girl now has to explain "what's in the air" every time she hangs out with her non-Uzi friend group >She slaps a whole bucket of perfume on her before meetings with Aron to make sure he doesn't notice too >Aron has no idea why the strange Not-J smells overwhelmingly of rotting flowers when she enters his quarters, but he doesn't want to find out
>>325237 Trying to imagine the DD squads that Lardanon, Skelanon, Hunchanon, Uglynon, Femanon, and Commienon would have. NVJ are obviously accounted for, and so are DU-UI, right?
>>325295 >>325299 >Anon has no nose >Anon has no facial features at all, to be honest >Poor drone just got starstruck when he saw Ivory swoop in and save a whole factory from rampaging solverspawn >He doesn't know she only responded because the shift manager was her husband
>>325203 I wouldn't call it an art website, it's moreso just an OC storage website >_< I usually don't like linking my personal stuff but I'll at least link masqy's page: https://toyhou.se/21190191.masquerade/37373148.masqy-md-oc I'm currently in the middle of uploading all of her photos. I also have plans to draw a new reference photo for her in the future & I still need to upload dubs
>>325315 (me) It seems like the main three, U-U, I and d, are occupied, the rest are free (except MG, his ass is now being polished with a Soviet grinder, lol).
>>325323 >Ivory smoking >She only does is because she knows Anon will have to touch her to make her stop >Unfortunately, Anon isn't a retard and knows smoking isn't bad for drones >Now Ivory's having a crisis cause she believes he dosen't care about her health
>wd wife texts me at work >we're going to get into some kinky stuff tonight courtesy of her solver powers >jump in the car and floor it on the way home
Changelog for Liquidation Extraction >Flamethrower damage was nerfed from 150 to 100 >Flamethrower after urn was buffed from 2 per tick to 10 per tick >Anti-Solver munitions now work as intended and are no longer bugged >Fixed the melee skip >Sentinel drones can now no longer be called in once per mission, instead they are available once per campaign >Solver mutants and pure forms now regenerate as intended >Fixed the oogi
Quick repost of this, I was planning to add onto it during this weekend but I've not been in the creative groove cause of work so just hold on tight and I'll try to update ASAP.
>>325346 >ASMs were bugged to do nothing this entire time and ruined your ammo economy in the process >Mutants/pures weren't regenerating I've been running an ASM'd Justifier and an acid lobber this entire time, now you're telling me my Justifier was doing way less than it should and there wasn't even any regen for the acid to disable? Time to see how well I do now that my entire loadout isn't bugged.
>Fun Evening OC Fact: in the various post-canon timelines, there's an indoor snow (and volcanic ash) area park in Outpost 3. Khan was a big driver of it, so his grandkids and any non-daywalker kids of Uzi's vampire minions would be able to play in the snow (and volcanic ash) with other kids, since they can't go outside during the day and the normal kids would all be inside at night.
>>325346 >>Fixed the melee skip >>Sentinel drones can now no longer be called in once per mission, instead they are available once per campaign Unplayable, shit devs
>>325365 >Be writer Anon. >You haven't write anything yet. >But today you decided to lock in. >As you hold the pencil. >A drone with pigtails break in. >She does a whole commercial for JCJENSON pen. >"Aren't you tired of losing your motivation. Then you need JCJENSON high quality pen." >You wrote a lot of stuff lately. >"Thanks, JCJENSON in spaaaace." >It definitely hasn't to do with the fact that the drone is pointing a gun. >Or the creature with the whip in the cage. >Just the thought of it already scare you and the monster hasn't been released yet.
>>325364 no, I was trying to figure out how to write for an OC I've had in mind. tldr is: >worker drone and her human stay out of solver's sights, hopping between asteroid outposts and forgotten space stations, etc. >accidentally stumble on germ warfare research lab, human gets infected >hops in cryo pod in hopes of being revived if humanity ever rebuilds civilization, tearfully leaving drone alone >fast forward, Uzi does her thing, mankind barely survives, starts to rebuild >obviously no cure, or anybody to research one bc humanity has bigger concerns >she tracks down a shady former federation scientist who agrees to do research, but only for obscene prices >drones have rights and get paid, but not enough for that >so she turns to crime. petty stuff at first but becomes frustrated with the poor payout. scientist puts her in contact with a "friend" who convinces her that contract killings are where the real money is >she wants higher paying jobs so she starts augmenting herself and downloading illegal combat data >but the more she alters her hardware and software, the more unstable her mind becomes >but it doesn't matter if she completely falls apart, or how much blood she gets on her hands. there's a backup waiting to greet him when he's finally cured. >she won't remember, and he'll never know, and they'll get their happy ending together. some day.
Mac: only playing friendslop with other streamers, or playing friendslop with other streamers but also playing local multiplayer games with sisters who are available and willing (he doesn't want the Eye of Femanon to fall on his brothers)?
We at the Federation Remnants have created a new execution method for POW murder drones We install dwarf fortress onto them and never let cats get neutered and just wait for their CPU to fry
>>325407 Because I log into this fucking game to see how the funniest mutis go bang-bang while I light their disgusting ovens on fire with my fucking big as my dick flamethrower, faggot!
>All I'm saying is bad AUs, flanderised or cliche OCs and endlessly recycled jokes tend not to do well for the longevity of a community at large. >"Bitch I do not care get me out of this filth you call a drink." >Coming right up, Miss One-Note~.
>>325192 She couldn’t even get N, the kind hearted retard, to give a single shiet about her. Tessa just naturally has an aura that makes people unable to care for her.
hey my drone is pouting because she can't come to work with me and she swallowed my PS57 in protest. is this going to hurt her and how long do I have to retrieve it before it's digested(?)
>>325421 Take your drone to work, it will increase your productivity, and she is your game console now, it was actually very rude of you to look so long into a screen that wasn't her's
>>325387 Peak solver survivalist behavior, I'm sure his parents are proud of his ability to defy the elements of Copper-9
>N and Uzi gave him that task for a "merit badge" program they said was important >Honestly they have no idea how he managed this on a snow planet >N got jealous of the survivalist skills implied and spent the next week trying to figure out the trick himself
>>325430 >V enjoying the sights and sounds of her crush getting banged by the ugly-bastard woman >Explicitly asking to watch, implying she wanted them to know she was seeing this >Somehow not a cuck
>>325387 >Ever get tired of setting up your grill for barbeques? >Enjoy the new JCJenson Self-Cooking Meat!(tm) >Not only does this mighty hunk of flesh contain Proteins(tm) and Calories(tm) (JCJenson is not responsible for customers mixing these copywritten products with their public domain equivalents, Proteins(tm) and Calories(tm) not intended for human consumption), but it even starts fires for that authentic woodsmoke smell! >Make your meal more ready today!
>>325433 >Anon moves to finally consummate his relationship with his waifu V >She refuses, saying she's "defiled" and "too broken" to ever "burden" him with her performance >Still loves seeing Anon happy and satisfied, and so brings in an endless conga line of other drones to sate his needs >But Anon isn't sated >They aren't who he wants >Still V refuses to budge, refuses to give him the wholesome monogamous relationship that he CRAVES >So Anon has an idea >If V was mindbroken into this, surely she can be mindbroken back >He must travel to the far ends of space and train in the arts of legendary rape-master Strychnine >Only then will he be able to lock V down, human strength be damned >And only then can he finally fuck her brains back in
>DDs are able to modify their bodies to synthesize different materials >this is most well-known with regards to their tails, DDs are notorious for brewing up aphrodisiacs in their tails and injecting their partners in the throes of passiion >less known is their ability to modify their saliva >your J unit gf likes to give you 'energy kisses' >her saliva is effervescent, slightly sweet, and has a moderate amount of caffeine which she transfers to you in regular mouth-to-mouth intervals >usually, she tones down the caffeine content later in the day so you can sleep >but there was that one time she teased you all day, smooching you excessively before, during, and after sex >you plowed your J gf into the mattress that night, powered entirely by lust and caffeine, and she shortly fell into sleep mode while cuddled in your arms >and you just lie there, completely unable to get a wink of sleep because she gave you several Monsters worth of caffeine
>>325442 >J unit carefully optimizes the amount of coffee her master recieves to ensure maximum productive output with minimum needed kisses, for workflow optimization >forgets this and gets overexcited when she actually sees him, smooching him dozens of times in seconds >this gives Anon the Panera Death Lemonaid experience and he has a heart attack on the spot >J thinks he's being cure with the whole "you're too sweet for me" bit >he's not, for all that is holy woman call a hospital, I can't feel my legs >the JCJ Board of Directors' face when the find you their J-series has managed to jobb even kissing
>>325392 Not even a green and I still kekd, good job anon
>Geist as a prank makes a very special avatar >Bursts in on Mac's stream as "Remmy Doorman" Mac's ultra-horny identical twin who spends half the stream bemoaning his lack experience with women and the other half standing around in his underwear because "it's just you and me in here bro it'll be fine" >Mac is horrified at the donation messages >...but he's interested in how the resulting outpost-wide manhunt for the "secret hunk" takes the heat off of him for a while >meanwhile Uzi's going crazy trying to figure out who broke into the palace, took his pants off in her son's room, and then just vanished into the night
>>325442 I'mma be real I think having a bigass needle jammed into me mid-fuck would immediately ruin the mood. I know a bit of pain can turn to pleasure but stabbing me with a metal spike is WAY over that line.
>>325448 >DD gf stabs Anon's ass with tailspike mid-sex >Confused when he immediately starts cursing and trying to pull out >A wrestling match to "force a finish" ensues until Anon manages to bootloop her >He's gone when she wakes up >When he returns a week later he has to explain to his sobbing GF that no, he wasn't leaving her, he didn't hate her, and he didn't find another drone, he just had to hit the hospital to deal with the massive blood loss and poisoning >The erection from recieving a full fist worth of aphrodisiac didn't make staying faithful easy around those medic-drones mind, but that just pavloved him into nurse costumes >Promises he'll stay with her forever just so long as she stops being retarded with chemicals >She agrees >The next day he's confronted by her with jumper cables and a car battery trying to do "human wireplay"
>>325449 Harper I guess? Or, at least, Droneanon WAS a worker when they first started talking. As for DDs I think we're limited to cannon + Outpost-6, and maybe that one that interacted with Teli once.
>>325463 >Anon and keeter luv, get married, have kids >Initial results are pic related >Lots of time spent as sickly looking humans later, a second stage emerges >Just after human puberty finishes, the solverbabies will literally split their skin in half and emerge a full Solv-Sap, like their human skin was just a cocoon >Now Anon has to deal with a crying Keeter angsty about passing on her "curse" AND a bunch of insecure teens frustrated that they lost both their humanity and a full 3 feet in height
>The weather is so shit today that the trains can't even run >My uni decided to switch to E-lessons today Yay! I wasted my weekend craming for a test that won't happen instead of writing greens and painting minis
>>325513 >cyberpunk Put some respect on that name! The train didn't run because the power lines were frozen over, no corporation would let their trains not arrive, that hurts the bottomline And in a cyberpunk world drone waifus would be too expensive not non existant
>>325516 Anon, cyberpunk means high technology with a low standard of living. We have technology that allows us to literally replicate the mind's ability to create works of art, yet 3 billion people can't eat properly, and 600 million are literally starving.
We live in cyberpunk, with the only difference being that I and you are not Johnny Silverhand and V.
>>325523 >I don't want to get killed in a gang shootout:( [Insert something about current day politics here]. Also I don't know how much you know/care about Cyberpunk lore but in setting Europe is actually a pretty decent place to live (When not in a corpo war)
>>325524 [Insert something definitely extremely poignant about modern politics that turned the thread into a burning shit]. Plus, the Soviet Union is still alive there, so that's definitely not bad. I might get a drone wife from the party :)