/md/ - Murder Drones

>>326107
>poison ivy bush
wow, the wizard behind a curse like that fucking hated him

>>326107
>difference between the two Ns
>desperately trying not to point out the penis

They have slightly different grey chest things, for what it's worth?

>>326108
>Cyn wanted to make sure anyone sleeping with her brother REALLY meant it

Peak protective sister behavior, Cyn may recieve one post-genocide headpat.

>>326107
Circumcision makes you evil, as usual.

>>326112
Cursed be the day John Harvey Kellogg was born.

>>326111
>This might apply for the Empress Uzi one too, since I'm pretty sure he's still the youngest there

Kino

>>326109
They both have heart/chest scars. From ''I got my heart ripped out and replaced and now i am no longer human''
But yes, most difference comes from... yeah down there, I blame the femoid brain for this

>>326115
>heart ripped out
It wasn't ripped, Cyn made sure! She was very gentle with his blood-organ after it was removed! [NULL] this slander immediately.

>>326114
My interpretation was that he's the third oldest, and Colt and Akita are still the youngest there. Though his birth did indeed deter his parents for a while. His birth, and Negev's weird biomechanical vanishing twin/fetus in fetu thing state developing enough for her to emerge from a growth on Beretta's core as a very hungry caterpillar who turned into a headcrab core after collecting enough matter.
My take is the first four were born through weird Solverpede shit where Uzi used her and N's data to generate their cores inside her and birth them through her canal. Geist and Negev scared them off from trying again, and a few years later they figured out how to have children the normal way and that's where Colt came from... then came Akita's miraculous conception.

>>326117
>miraculous
That certainly is a word for what happened there. So I guess in this setup Keeter's just her trying "wierd solverpede shit" until something breaks and she decides to stop testing limits then?

>>326107
human greenzi

>>326107
>>326119
>nervous
>enslaved by a big cruel N
>canonically had all her limbs ripped off, just regrew them

Are we sure Vicious isn't drawing the 2p saga herself?

>>326118
Thinking it's the same thing as in Blu's fic: some process glitches out somewhere in her by chance and Akita's born as a result.
And I don't know what else to call a virgin birth but miraculous.

>>326117
>>326111

>Geist asks why he's an only child
>N and Uzi have to tiptoe around "you were such a truly, utterly, completely terrible experience that we never wanted to endure something like you again" without making him feel like a monster

Based and Akitapilled

>>326122
>Akitapilled

You're completely forgetting this is a major part of Colt's lore what with his overheat disability and all. Of course forgetting about Colt in important contexts is also a major part of his lore so keep up the good work.

>>326107
>>326109
>The eviler the N the more body hair he possesses
>Therefore, the Vicious/babyeating N secretly has fur under his armor plates

>>326122
I feel like telling him (I'm assuming Geist is pretty young when he asks) the broadest possible strokes about the reason they met, and why Mom is "different" in a very similar way to him even though wasn't always that way, would minimize the amount of "We initially thought you might be a skinsuit for Black Hole Satan" bush needed to beat around.

>>326125
>"So, uh, your dad used to eat people"
>"Then I ate people"
>"And it turned me into this"
>"So don't go snacking on your classmates, or you'll get even grosser!"

Uzi is sure this is good parenting

(keep in mind none of this inherently answers why they had one kid and then said "hell no" to more)

>>326126
>The big cruel N isn't sexually abusing the Greenzi

Of course, I should have known. Totally agree about their art/quality though, those guys get insane fast. Only problem is actually priming your algorithm to see any of it since they rarely use even tags in their own language, so you just have to keep liking stuff and hoping for the best.

>>326123
>Blu's timeline's Colt wishes his parents didn't keep ignoring him and only paying attention to him to put obligations on him
>the monkey paw's finger curls
>in the Empress Uzi timeline, Colt is fretted over by his neurotic vampire family because he's not only a normal person like his grandpa, but a normal person who gets brainfog and needs semiregular dialysis

>>326130
>tabbing/favoriting all the art that you like

Ugh I've been there before. Never a particularly pleasant experience. At least, it isn't once you realize you can't navigate your own folders to FIND anything anymore. Maybe that's just a skill issue though.

>>326132
>Sentinel Human
>It's peen is upgraded to always point towards the nearest drone in need, like a compass

Kek

>>326132
Dronahole...

>>326114
>>326117

>Colt and Akita ask why they are so different from their siblings
>EmprUzi pulls out her whole spiel about Akita being fumbled into existence by her powers, but they still love her and she's an important part of the family anyways
>Keet relatively satisfied
>Colt reminds Uzi he asked too
>Uzi floored, clearly unprepared, still at least the full truth shouldn't be traumatizing for him
>Just tells him he's a USB baby
>That they decided to stop risking Solverpreggers from "divine clanging sessions"
>The devil living in her heart and all makes it risky, in hindsight
>Even pulls out "proof of construction" and a hologram of worker N to show he isn't adopted like he keeps trying to get her to confess to
>Mostly calmed, Colt asks one final question

>"But why'd you decide to stop with just me?"
>"Cause we didn't want to bring anything else that disabled into the world" slips right out

>Even Doll's jaw is dropped in the back of Uzi's throat, and she had no hope at all for any of this
>Keeter wants to vacate the area
>Still, sibling loyalty compels her stay
>Even if she's cringing worse then the time mom called her a "fragment of beautiful infinity" through the school PA system
>Uzi is spamming N on his DD Hud
>He was offworld at the time, so his ETA is gonna be a full 30 minutes
>Colt just gives an "I KNEW IT!"
>Pivots out of the room like dad during Solver War Story Hour
>He always suspected his birth was some kind of skill issue
>Still figured it was someone other than his "parents'" but you can't win em all
>Tries to vow to the blankly staring (because between comms with N and panicking she forgot to address the situation) Uzi that he'll prove himself and earn her respect
>She can practically feel the "Bite me!" that comes out of his mouth instead
>By the time N gets home she's in full on panic mode, needs to be comforted before the situation can be address and/or Cyn can posses her
>Cyn's too busy laughing her lack-of ass off to do anything right now, but they don't need to know that
>By the time it's all over, a single mental lapse remains
>From within her deeper depths, an ancient spirit takes advantage
>"Coulda' gone worse mate"
>"Shut up Tessa"

>Meanwhile in the depths of his room, Colt broods on his future decisions
>Or, at least, he wanted to do it in his room, but he knows between mom, bro, and esper-sister privacy doesn't exist in the palace
>So he's actually taken his book of edgy poems + gun out into the city instead
>Yes, soon he will prove his worth as a drone and a man!
>Just as soon as he figures out how
>Might want to hit up his friends for grenades or something first, though

WHO THE FUCK MADE THE OOGIMANCY BUILD VALID?!

>>326134
>Corresponds to the order they were created IRL
>Colt is by far and away the oldest brother
>Still outshone in literally every way by his younger siblings
>He isn't sure whether to be insulted or honored that they still think he's the coolest

Meanwhile

>Beretta coughed up Negev when she was a straight-up 7 year old
>Not knowing what in the hell she was, Uzi and N decide to take care of it until she's older
>It is tremendous relief when they discover she's an assimilated-then-unassimilated sibling rather than some creepy child pregnancy

>>326137
>Molli
Didn't you read the last thread?

>>326138
Mac was thought up before Colt, pretty sure.

>>326136
>"Mac?"
>"Brb, Chat, family stuff... Yeah?"
>"How do I pick up chicks? Because you-"
>"Shut up."
>"But you have girls tripping over themselves fo-"
>"You don't want any of this shit, little guy. These girls are fucking psychos."
>"Why the fu-"
>"SAVE YOURSELF FROM HELL!"
>behind Mac, Chat is saying unspeakably vile things about him

>devs see mollis oogimancy build
>they make an NPC called the oogimancer
>it looks like molli and is a store vender

>>326142
>He decides to ask Angela instead
>Angela doesn't know, asks why he thought she would
>"Aren't you a total lesbian?"
>Cue full on "THAT'S WHAT IT WAS!?" bitchfit
>Crying, screaming, slamming the table, the works
>Colt just sits there in the background, embarassed
>Thanks his lucky stars he's not like that
>After all, when's the last time he let his emotions get the better of him?

Pretty!

>>326138
>some creepy child pregnancy
The Miracle of Life

>>326147
Pretttyy!

>>326138
I thought it went Beretta > Mac > Colt+Keeter simultaneously > Negev > Grub

>>326149
*Geist

Also, you forgot the critter Uzi turned that arrow into, who's older than Beretta.

>>326149
Depends on where you place Keeter/Colt. Keeter's original concept has been putting around in Blue's art since episode 4 dropped (that red nightmare-angel from the "moth-er" image on the booru) and Colt's been the subject of a fic since episode 6. Mac might technically be older than at least Colt (at least in concept), but I'm pretty sure his whole revival as a non-incestuous being (honestly he never even had a rape green, just an attempted one, sad side effect of being conceived of during Berettabuse) came way after.

>>326150
Yeah but we're assuming that one's both the oldest and dead by default, cause we got nothing to do with her + she might technically be cannon.

>>326153
>N to N wired communication system
>It works with other drones too
>Uzi got brain blasted with his entire memory bank the first time they did it together

>>326153
KEK

>>326155
>Colt thinks he finally found his thing with poetry
>None of his siblings do it, none plan to
>Then another literally wanders out of a forest
>She's does poetry
>She's better than him
>All Colt can do is angst to the sky(Arrow appreciates the Moby Dick reference)

you ever start typing out a post and then realize it should just stay in your head?

>>326158
Maybe, but cursedness is up to the thread to judge: give us your best shot

>>326159
U-U taste testing a bunch of different drones and taking turns bU-Urping in anon's face after each one

>>326160
You could alter it to be something a little more tame, like U- eating a drone while -U describes the delicious taste to anon and runs her claws along his sensitive skin.

>>326153
Sauce?

>>326143
>>326137
kek, also

>Molli's streams do a few things at once
>First, they make Oogiemancer look like a battle against the impossible odds of an uncaring universe supported only by the men at your back and the rifle by your side
>Second, they make Sentinels look like complete bitches
>You see, when devs originally designed the class, they added the "Oogie fear" effect so that there would be a reason to drop sentinel summons + NPCs for hard mode
>What this means in practice is that every time Molli tried to rely on a sentinel in/near the battlefield, they promptly panicked and ran
>Regular infantry would break only after their bodies, grunts would fight to the bitter end, even liquidators would put up their most suicidal showing against the enemies of man
>But mankind's 'greatest champions'?
>Complete cowards that flee at the very thought of danger
>This is only accentuated by the constant hyping of sentinels in the lore blurbs and in-game voicelines
>Even further by the original fans all agreeing that they're the game's "easy mode" "for little babies who want to pretend to be useful"
>Sentinels get assmad at their depiction now that Molli's streams have become effectively the heart of the game's fandom
>Plus angry about THE face of Solver-War heroism now being a tiny child-robot never saw battle
>Visit the dev HQ, suggest "things could happen" unless there are changes
>Devs remove the class
>Mass revolt from Molli's fans and boycott of the studio cause "wtf you're just gonna remove content?"
>But the Sentinel Corps is still breathing down their neck
>They'd remove the Oog fear, but apparently that's tied to something important in their spaghetti code and deletion breaks the game
>So they choose a third option
>Introducing multiplayer PVP!
>The whole set of basegame classes, including sentinel, grunt, human soldier, human liquidator, and even the jokes like oogiemancer
>As they do, they hype up sentinels as "objectively the best" even more in every announcement trailer
>Furthermore, they take absolutely no steps to balance these classes in any way
>When gameplay opens, sentinels players should be able to just rollover entire servers, showing their awe inspiring might and heroism
>It just attracts a horde of casuals and newbies to the class
>Opening day actually is the massacre the devs were hoping, complete incompetents at the head of a bootloop just brainlessly slaughtering their way through the playerbase
>Then Molli did an MP stream
>And Molli killed one head on
>A flurry of research and tech follows
>The hardass old-playerbase aren't gonna be shown up by some streamer
>The new guys Molli brought in want to do the impossible like her
>And suddenly sentinel players have a reputation for not only being horrendously overpowered, but so wildly useless with their power that they job to everything with a pulse
>The devs weep
>The sentinels rage
>And deep in the upper echelons of power, a sentinel-commander falls to his knees
>Two million dollars to that game studio for a propaganda piece on the Solver War, all gone
>At least the game's fun, though

>>326149

>Colt looks up to big brother Mac
>Akita also looks up to big brother Mac
>She would look up to big sister Beretta, but...
>Look, she's optimistic, not stupid
>She just hopes her big sister can get a boyfriend before she does

>>326151
>Mac might technically be older than at least Colt (at least in concept), but I'm pretty sure his whole revival as a non-incestuous being (honestly he never even had a rape green, just an attempted one, sad side effect of being conceived of during Berettabuse) came way after.
Mac only became a shock green character well after his creation.

>>326168
Really? I thought the accusations essentially came day-of, and then he jsut sort of petered out in any other context.

>>326150
>>326151
>>326152
I also intend to simplify the origin of these characters by saying "Uzi and N fuck like rabbits" and leaving it there.

>>326170
Fair enough, you only really need order of birth for reasons of funny/big or little sibling decisions, and it's more important that ANYONE write green for empress than people get settled on an order.

>>326170
>My doll conversation sequel is cannon

Kino

>>326107
Kek, good job, you definitely should to draw more big humans.

>>326107
Their heads are way too big for humans, makes them look chibi. Wide too.

>>326133
Kekl.

>>326141
Kekl.

>>326143
The highest honor rendered to the player by the developers.

>>326147
I want to marry her, guys.

>>326153
Kekl.

>molli the oogimancer has a enn hidden in the background of her streams
>she changes his location every time she starts a new stream

>>326107
Kek for me I always thought that N would be clean shaven. Everything about his character like his happy youthful joy and curious nature and whatnot, makes me always immediately imagine him with more of a babyface young and fit man.

>>326181
>He is, in fact, a living Enn
>Therefore he occasionally changes positions himself
>Sometimes he does other things too
>Once the RBG lights on her mouse got stuck purple, and she had to wrestle with him for it for a full five minutes

>>326181
>Has to shock collar him so he doesn't move.

>>326166
Absolute cinema.

>>326182
I bet he would be at the manor, that's just less a less easy option as a genocidal bioform in the middle of a broken wasteland.

>>326184
That's precisely why she keeps him hidden anon, if the producers got wind of this, he would be front and center for every merch shilling piece the entire multi-hour length. She's trying to protect him from the curse of popularity she has.

>>326183
Kek.

>hey hey people
>sseth here
>today i'm going to play the most recent source of sentinel drone booty bother
>Liquidation Extraction, Oogermancer™ Hard R Edition
>have you, ever wanted to live the good old days of the space soviet union where death marching hundreds of illiterate retards to the front lines was standard practice?
>have you, wanted to hear a sentinel drone start calling you slurs the second you show up in a match?
>then i have the build for you
>the oogimancy build, AKA berri boi, AKA ooger hard R, AKA potential swatting victim, is the most fun ive had playing in this blatant propaganda game
>hearing the enemy team and my own teammates calling me several different slurs for a homosexual brings me joy to no end
>is the build good?
>no

>>326189
>Sseth was swatted by sentinels in the middle of the video
>He shows up three weeks later this explanation
>"And a many thanks to the Merchant's Guild, who have many ways into your prison pocket"

>>326191
Probably an original author thing unless you have any funnies to post about it. I do like the idea that she's 100% supportive of the larp to contrast with the rest of the family though.
>"Hell yeah Uzi, show em whose boss!"
>"My daughter's a GODDESS, how about yours?"
>"No, I don't see anything wrong with her drawing that badasss skull on the moon, why?"

Imagine, off-brand knock off drones with crappy built in RGB lights and outdated 2010s UI and hardware that would be the type of drones you would see a few years later collecting dust in your nearest flea market priced at like $25 - $250 bucks... And most of them even have trouble powering on.

>>326189
>Ssethposting

Always a delight, just like his videos

>>326193
>>326194
>Laborbots mentioned

Fuck that reminds me, I still have to go read through that massive Elf green.

>>326189
>>326190
My sentinel drone wife now forbids me to watch him, she put parental controls on my computer:(

>>326197
>tfw the dronetism has permanently suffused yet another poor woman all the way down to the soul, as demonstrated by its product
kek

>>326194
My god, what a cute bot.

>>326197
Kekl.

Repostan the Plague-medidrone discussion from last thread, lest we have a grub infestation

>>325926
>>325938
>>325941
>>325943
>>325949

Also the "Oogiemancer Molli" source, because apparently that's in demand for some reason

>>326073
>>326080
>>326081

>>326198
>Wife won't let him watch Sseth
I'm sorry anon, but she is clearly an enemy of humanity and the human spirit. You have to escape now before she puts the collar on you. Coordinates will be provided in the next Mandalore video.

>>326166
kek

>>326197
>Actual feedback requested

Alright, if you don't mind me asking, why's Uzi Prime's face so flat and empty? It seems like she was deliberately drawn a little more 2d/less shaded than everyone else and I can't figure out why?

>>326207
>J shorted the stock
>Mlem eet

>>326172
QRD?

>>326191
I figured Nori is still a headcrab. That's what we see in the epilogue, and either her solver powers aren't strong enough to fully rebuild her body, or she doesn't need to rebuild because nobody really cares and accepts her as a headcrab.

>>326207
Awww

>>326210
The "Uzi explains to Doll that sex makes babies for her now, and therefore having lots of sex is why she has six children" one I think it was a thread or two ago.

>>326212
I also figured that Uzi having Doll, Cyn, and Tessa living in her mind palace makes her a genetic chimera, so Negev is also Doll's daughter as well.

>>326203
wonder if she also thinks DDs are classic vampires?
for all we know she carries around crosses, stakes, silver, and garlic and went to the trouble of having some water blessed by the nearest chaplain

>>326210
>The drones of Empress Uzi's timeline have much stranger things to accept than a walking core
>Between the dissembler, the more-organic dissembler, the bugdrone, and the walking abomination against all nature that is Uzi, the bunker just sort of figures the Doormans just all had a taste for "those sorts of thing"
>Lizzy agrees with that assessment
>Tries to start a monster lover club with Khan and N
>Genuinely surprised when they aren't as into it as she is
>She has a backup plan, though
>Cue trying the same with all the doorman children

>>326214
>Burnt by sunlight
>Feed on blood/oil
>Eternal youth
>Born from direct transformation by robo-satan
>Bound forever to his/her will as a result

Don't see any reasons she wouldn't yeah. Though that DOES give me the funny visual of her being sure all the DDs that come to her office are regular drones in need of curing because they show up in her mirrors. Cue:
>"Come back, the plague still pervades you!"
>The DD running full force from the torture chamber and the madwoman/potential solver witch that makes it her home

>>326216
>Probably the genuine best chance J has of romancing Tessa
Kek

>>326212


Here, finally found it

>>324980

>>326216
>She lost hope
>Sting eet

>>326221
YUCK!

>>326222
Kek

>>326203
I LOVE ITTTTT

>>326221
>Becoming aware of this cycle stresses the Uzi
>This results in more sex
>The two have completely given up on trying to double-use their bedroom even with solver powers, too many kids in-house to make that viable
>So they retreat to the Special Important Empress Room for "discussion"
>12 hours later, the Empress makes a decision
>From now on, all finish lines will be oral only
>And if Cyn has any feelings about this from her throat, she can bite her

>>326222
>As this is an attempt to treat a mundane affliction, the result fails completely
>Nontheless, this merely convinces plaguedrone that more intense treatments are needed
>What follows is an increasing web of trades and favors as the plaguedrone seeks out purer and purer alcohol and larger and larger snails
>The DD, being french, is perfectly content with this cycle

>>326221
>and so the Uzispawn overran Copper-9
>only like a quarter of them actually managed reproduce in any way, but that's a story for another time

>All of the Nuzi kids are made to work in Doorman hooters

>>326229
>New workers every year!

>>326221
kek

>>326229
I think that was a green with Aunti Cyn's 2 threads or so back


Yeah, found it here
>>324899

>>326208
its the eye shape and made her look as emo as possible. With another eye, it kinda ruined the composition,

>>326233
>This is why the thread is moving so slowly
>Without a healthy population of Oogies to fuel them, the local Unnons have no way to sate their animal urges
>They depart in search of dronier pastures, taking their gifts of secreted greens with them

>>326107
>That belly shape

is Uzi-prime preggers?

>>326213
I'm not quite sure that's how robo-genetics works, even with the inclusion of eldritch meat, but I'm sure Doll sees some similarities. Not many, but some.
>Doll is strong willed enough to assert herself after being assimilated into the Absolute Solver's internal Pain Dimension and exist independently again
>Negev is strong willed enough to assert herself after being absorbed by her sister and exist independently

>>326217
There is a dd that’s a bit like that. sf-(t)epes he’s a vampire larper that believes he’s a traditional vampire so if you tell him your water bottle is actually holy water, he’ll be repelled by it but only if you tell him beforehand.

Masqy snuggling

>>326203
yknow what. i fuck with it.
may yoink it for my sulfur-6 bullshit. it fits.

>>326197
>actual helpful feedback
Sorry las, not everyone here can give such feedback, some of us can barely hold pens right (me)

>>326131
>At least, it isn't once you realize you can't navigate your own folders to FIND anything anymore. Maybe that's just a skill issue though
If you have the time (and the ever useful 'tism) you should look into setting up Hydrus, the tl;dr of it is setting up something like a booru locally and that makes finding shit way easier down the road.

>>326153
They’ve cum to an agreement

>>326194
>you like kissing CRT monitors don’t you anon?

>>326246
>>326248
Labor bots have grown on me. Quite cute

A random V got into my house and is lurking underneath the furniture. I'm not going to throw it out because it'll die in the sun, but I'd rather it not trash all my furniture when I sleep.
I'll update on how it went when I wake up or whatever.

>>326241
I'm angry.

>>326247
Nice.

>>326251
Idiot... well, Press F, as they say.

>Molly mistakes DDanni’s usage of the word “plastic crack” when referring to her miniatures as actual crack.
>DDanni gets chewed out by her and has to sit through an anti-drug psa.

>>326257
Hahaha! Y, let's point at the clown and laugh! Also are you done heating up the sprue goo? I need my hit, yes inject it into me with your stinger

>>326257
>"Wait... it's just a magnet?"
>"Yes, MA'AM, and you should think THREE TIMES before even THINKING about using it!"
>"I mean, can I really get high just by using a magnet?"
>"Robo-Jesus..."

>>326258
There's nothing better than doing what you love with your wife, right, anon?

>>326260
>Anon has Y's stinger injected into his arm
>Y drinks blood from Anon
>Y's nanite alchemy tail transforms the heated plastic into stimulants that enchance Anon
>And the stimulant mixed with blood works like an aphordisiac on drones
A closed loop of love, also cheeper than buying beer for Y

>>326261
It's like transhumanist sex, I like it.

>>326252
>wholesome sentinel monogamy
Based

Rape.

Pregnant labor bots

>>326264
Ok but we're getting married afterwards and you're not allowed out of wedlock

>>326266
>Strychine rapes you
>You want revenge
>Propose marriage to her and marry her
>Now, every time she tries to rape you, it will be considered mutual sex
>Get fame as the conqueror of Strychine

>>326267
oh noooo, please don't suck ny dick aaaahhh!
haha.

>>326267
>Strychinie switches from rape to having a big family
>As in a soccer team, football team and basketball team at once
>Anon and his family are in a whole new big family bracket
>Statistically speaking in 2 generations 5% of the population will have Anon's DNA

>>326271
Just imagine what it would be like to lay your head on the Sentinel Drone's tummy. Something so beautiful and safe.

>>326253
>pic
Scott Cawthon?

>relatively shortly after the epilogue, Uzi, feeling responsible for them since she's their admin now, goes back to Cabin Fever to see if the other 23(+?) DD are still in Alice's ovens
>she sees them out and about, trying to figure out how to repair their bodies when they don't have hands and extremely frustrated by their useless fucking pointy claws

>>326271
I NEED CHUBBY DRONE TUMBY
I NEED TO SQUEEZE IT AND BURY MY FACE IN IT
I NEED TO FEEL IT SQUISH UP AGAINST ME WHEN I CUDDLE MY JIGGLY DRONE WIFE
NEEEEEEEEEED

>>326275
Don't pour him any more vodka.

>I want to fuck M without being a Faggot.
>That's a woman you retard.
>A rare straight trap?

>>326243
You don't even need to know how to draw to give proper feedback
If you have good observation skills, thats good enough.

>>326277
>The term is reverse trap. Lurk moar, fucking newfag.

>>326267
Implying she’ll marry

>>326280
She would rape you but she would never break your heart like that

>>326279
>Be me a round marble object, grooved for your pleasure
>Mind my business when suddenly a gay approaches
>I am dark with rage as I last see the light
>Tfw that fucker Pebble threw a dd through me
>Holy shit he’s shoving my bits inside a guy
>Fuck Fuck Fuck
>My bits rupture some poor dissesmby drone that was eating other men
>I’m straight I swear.

[spoiler]idk who pillar is all I know is that they hate gays and Jane *shrugs*[/spoiler/]

>Murder Drones But Michael Kovach Does A Joe Pera Impression For N

>>326197
Pain

>>326263
I wanted to make a green where it was clearly implied that people were being shown propaganda praising sentinel drones, but you know, you're right, anon, we don't have enough simply cute greens with sentinel drones.

I'll write more of them.

>>326284
>Joe Pera
Okay, I don't know who that is, so I googled him and he's some kind of nerd. I think N would just be a bore.

>>326287
Joe Pera Talks You to Sleep | Adult Swim

>>326289
>Anon sees robot sweating
>this sets off exactly 0 alarm bells somehow
>only survives because he's so animalisticly violent Cyn gets excited for what he'll do next
Kek

>>326289
>>326290
>Humanity survives because Cyn got fucked hard
Could I have survived the Solver War if I had offered a murder drone sex that this thing would never forget?

>>326291
>Anon drives out the Absolute Solver with furious clanging of its host body's bottom plate
>in other words, he fucks Cyn so hard that she can walk straight again

I hate the power creep that Liquidation Extraction has
The original Liquidator class is one of the weakest classes for the campaign mode and PVP mode
The game was meant to be a survival horror FPS so the Liquidator being weak in the face of solver mutants, murder drones and pure forms made sense, you were meant to run if you could and use rare powerful weapons and items on things you couldn't run or hide from
But with all of the new classes? The Liquidator is a joke
Fuck the devs, fuck molli for making the oogimancer build, fuck the sentinel drones for being whiny bitches and fuck the union for defending their shitty propaganda

>>326293
>muh survival horror
the game was always meant to be a horde shooter no matter how much you try to gaslight yourself into thinking otherwise. if I wanted to hear bitching about "immersion" and "realism" I'd be on /vg/. fuck off back to /leg/ you autist.

>>326293
Just learn to play, lol.

>>326289
Soder

>>326032
kek

>>326293
>Complains about liquidator being underpowered
>Complains about realism in the same scentence

What is it that you actually want anon? Do you expect the undertrained, undersupplied, and near unsupported liquidators from the real Solver War to be carrying equipment that could make the actual "we might win this fight" combat units like sentinels blush? To carry equipment on-average equal to or better than just a straight up soldier even? Either accept that realism needs to take a dive or stop whining about weakness cause you can't have both.

Plus, to be honest the Liquidator's still kind of great if you just git gud with him. The kind of BS you can pull off between "suicidal" type weapons like the jury-rigged reactor and your unique ability "scavenge" legitimately can outpace sentinel dps with the right setup. Heck, that's completely ignoring all the other nonsense liquidators can do with their unique solver-mutation interactions too, if you're willing to undure playkng as a filthy mutie.

>>326294
The devs said when announcing the game "You aren't the hero, don't act like one" you tripple ooger
The game was listed under survival horror, the devs said it was a survival horror game when it was announced
The devs lost the plot

Grubs couldn't save /MD/.

>>326194
laborus bottus
> those fingerpads
I know exactly what they feel like

>>326197
> femdrone
> but human
> and male
I have never seen something so horrifying in my life.

>Molli’s streamer fanbase of “petite-frame enjoyers” and “small-drone enthusiasts” launch a vicious harassment campaign on SD-P after he states that he is not attracted to Molli as he is not a “pedophile”

>>326305
meatspin!

>>326304
>This primarily takes the form of throwing merch at him
>Merch he then resells to MD
>His net worth has nearly tripled since this harassment campaign began
>He's thinking of calling sentinels "overrated" on stream next time

>>326298
Casuals and kids don't realize that the Liquidator is one of the strongest classes in the game. Yes, I'm being completely serious: Liquidators are the ultimate against any other class, even the oogimancer sucks when liquidator is played by a truly experienced player.

The secret lies in the class's main strength: resource gathering. If you pick up the right weapon and skillfully scavenge the map while receiving buffs from your teammates, the damage output is simply staggering.

Yes, it's difficult: skillfully switching weapons on the fly, grabbing every stuff you see, and at the same time, you must to have a team of people who aren't idiots (objectively the hardest part), but when you blow that damn purple shit away in one shot, it's worth it.

>>326308
Problem: you spend HALF THE MATCH doing resource gathering before your weapons even stop misfiring, cause the stupid devs forgot that Liquidators need scrap to do ANYTHING AT ALL like in the main campaign.

>Hurr durr yur team

Yeah, sure, if I can somehow make my team lay down their lives for my sorry ass all game I can EVENTUALLY do a buildup. Assuming there isn't another Liquidator on the field (which effectively halves my ability to collect my single most important resource). No, Liquidator sucks, just objectively.

I will admit to it being fun at times though. Rolling through an entire team's worth of bitchboy sentinels because the devs built the class around the idea of limited scrap and that goes away in MP is one of the most satisfying experiences I've ever had. Right up there with the time I saw an entire server start chimping out in disbelief that I stacked "emergency armor" 100 times and became invincible.

>>326309
>Stack emergency armor too many times
>The visual representation for Liquidator upgrades glitches out
>Now look like a solid ball of scrap metal that is somehow shooting a gun
>Where will you be when the Orb comes for you?

>>326310
Kek, I remember one streamer was banned like that.

>>326311
>Play the game
>Use the game mechanics
>Get banned

Why must the devs be so gay? Is it sentinel-corps mandate that they bottom?

>>326312
If I remember, that was the guy who kept abusing an exploit to collect scrap without depleting the resource node, so he'd find a single pile and be at max a minute in.
Apparently he kept insulting the developers and I guess they had enough.

>>326309
This is the difference between a good team and a team made up of 90% sentinel idiots. A good team works together according to a plan, rather than rushing headlong to fucking Van Helsing to get a fucking loot box.

But, yes. Out of ten attempts, only two were successful, and I was able to bring home the victory. The rest, I felt like I was back in school.

>>326193
Chinese built knock off drones kek

>>326314
>kick the streamer cause you're too retarded to patch the exploit
>leave the entire rest of the playerbase at the mercy of Liquidators who didn't hurt your "feewings"

They're incredibly lucky Liquidator is so underplayed. It's just lady luck that keeps their MP mode working. Do you know they aren't even updating it anymore? They've started working some freaking "co-op" bs instead! The co-op that should have been jn the game since day 1!

>>326246
I love the fuzzy electrical feeling you get when you do, do you guys remember CRT TV's? You'd put your hand or face on them and they give back electrical feedback in the form of a fuzzy sensation to you.

>>326315
>Enter match
>Pick Liquidator like the HUMAN boss you are
>Check team comp
>Team is 90% Oogiemancer
>Prepare for pain

>They don't play heavy duty engineer
>They don't replace the shitty sentry with
>3 DD's
>6 grunts (1 with heavy or special weapon)
>Or a Sentinel Drone
>They don't replace their explosive entry kit and switch to a lighter primary weapon to double up on the drone team choice
It's almost like you guys dislike fun

>>326320
>using sentinel drones in MP

I hope you're proud of yourself anon because your parents sure aren't

Just use the canister gun

>>326321
Sounds like someone can't dodge AI fired railguns, plus why the fuck would you even play pvp? It's 90% aimboters anyway, the pve operations are much more fun and have better rewards (No, you do not look cool in your 500 won matches award helmet, you look like a clown that sat through 500 lobbies with cheaters)

>>326323
nta but I’m not playing pve until they take Forge of Souls out of the rotation or nerf Vashtorr

>>326319
I had the same thing yesterday. Oogiemancers were practically everywhere. Ten minutes into the match, almost the entire squad of these degenerates left, but other Oogiemancers came in to replace them.

God, how I hate Molly.

>>326322
Let me guess, you have more than three bans, right, paint lover?

>>326324
>Devs start MP PVE
>immediately write fanfiction
>STILL not exploring any of the more dangerous/interesting real battles
>instead we get this "solver's dad" BS
right threr with you man...

>>326324
Vashtorr is not so bad, but fucking Van Helsing! Jesus Christ, this is fucking insane, I don't understand why they'd launch something so damn near impossible to kill in the middle of the game? For what purpose? Is this supposed to add fun? Some kind of challenge? I can just see this bastard killing everything on the map until the match timer runs out. It literally ruins the entire game, why, just why?!

>>326327
it sucks too because it’s one of the best maps, the noneuclidean maze, the acid lake with the collapsing platforms, those fucking enemies that turn intangible, the part where two of the big motherfuckers come though the gates at the same time from both directions

but then all the momentum just grinds to a halt when you have to fight Mr armor-for-health and his amazing status effect proof comedy troupe

>>326328
My eyes burn

>>326324
>Only operation that has more than one objective that isn't "stand in a circle for X minutes"
>Only operation where you can't spam resupply
>Only boss that isn't just a healthbar
Could it be... that you're just a shitter? Maybe try lowering the difficulty?

>>326328
by me.