/md/ - Murder Drones

>>327054
Blondi! My third favourite Mexican drone!

>>327059
>>327056
Scary

>>327033
>>327036
>as uzi is on her death bed
>years of being active degrading her body and core
>beretta at the end of the bed
>family
>loved ones
>beretta gives a whole speech of the 'beginning to the end'
>everyone in listening distance has vague idea what beretta is talking about
>"this, this is where my journey ends, it’s been a good life"
>beretta gets onto the edge of the bed
>slowy shoving her head into uzi womb
>the others watching
>in shocked or disbelief
>uzi last thought in her head being
>"the fuck"
>beretta’s journey
>had reached it’s end
>in the beginning of it all

Share some of your ideas writefags?

Fuguedrone knows that humanity on top. In both senses.

>>327062
No. Fuck you.

>>327062

>>327021
>>327033

Tokusatsu: also something Beretta's into?

>>327062
I've shared a handful in the last few threads.
>DD cameraman
>aug-abusing WD gun for hire
>plague doctor drone

>>327062
I'm thinking of writing some cute greens about relationship with sentinel drone, and I'm also thinking of writing something lighthearted about DDanni and miniatures.

>>327062
N's penis doing a little dance.

>>327049
>boundless creativity
>oc is a drone version of makima from chainsaw man
>in both personality
>eyes
>hair
>clothes
creativity at its finest

>>327067
>DD cameraman
Is this the one who filmed Pavo torturing DDs? I won't ask the plot: spoilers.

>>327061
kino ending

>>327073
Anon, haven't you finished Avre green yet?

>>327073
>Drone goes on a safari where they kill flithy lithoids
BASED, I want to carry that drone's elephat gun so that it can send those aliens to hell where they belong

>>327062
Jane and Abby Yuri good ending

>>327079
>balloon get to pop by a monkey

>>327080
They both die?

>>327071
anon I don’t know that anything you said past line 2 is strictly accurate, I certainly hope you aren’t making assumptions

>>327080
Nice, I will wait.

>>327080
Rata eaten by snakea (lovingly)

>>327088
strawberry no, don’t reply to that man he’s bad

>>327059
Fuugi

>>327092
YOU FOOL
PURPLE IS A FUUGI’S FAVORITE COLOR

>>327093
only in your headcanon

>>327089
>he's bad.
Like I'm any better than him.

>>327090
The bnyuu reich will forgive transgressions if enough alien blood is spilled

>>327090
spamton if he were car

>>327067
>DD camerawoman's optics are shitty grainy messes so that Cyn can an "analog horror" look going
>This accidentally renders her immune to bootloop, much like V with her glasses
>It dosen't save her from Pavo's power pounder hour mind, but it does mean she gets to watch the whole thing in a state of excruciating awareness
>Other sentinel drones, though
>Less prepared sentinels, who've only ever seen her from "DD gets tortured" compilations
>That's another story entirely

>>327093
A fuugi's favorite color is green, for Unnons, everyone knows that

>>327099
put clothes on, no one (besides losers) wants to see that

>>327100
Fuugis run around between the Unnons whispering dark oog secrets that effect their gweens with +5 intrigue

>>327100
everyone knows green is the status of strong, that’s why anon is green, it’s why no one actually kills or harms him, they know they can’t do anything against him, anon consent to their desires of death and pain

>>327107
This is a Beretta board now
All Keet*rs must tell their big sisters how much she means to them

>>327074
>Akita's parents WISH they had a kid like Beretta
>Akita does too, in all 3 possible senses of that phrase
>Strangely enough Colt is the only one who actually dosen't care
>He DOES wish he was more of a Mac figure, though
>If he's saddled with being wierd and taking care of folks, it might be nice to actually have some real power to do so
>And the prospect of having the "devilish handsomeness" that theoretically should go with his migranes dosen't hurt either

>>327109
Imagine holding mini Y to your cheek while you both sleep together

What's your hated/least favorite greentext you read or wrote?

>>327113
if by “helping homonculus” you mean “has a job and pays the bills to support her fat Teutonic NEET sister and her creepy green boyfriend”

>>327111
>all 3 senses
>Akita wants to be drone
>Akita wants to have drone sis
>Akita wishes she was never born so a "real person" could take her place
Ouch...

>>327115
even with that nerf, mini Y is still doing better then Y is, dominating the green one in bed when Y is away

>>327116
Writing
>anon pulled $150 out of his wallet
in green ink over and over on a piece of paper and then it happens in real life isn’t really a job

>>327111
>meanwhile, in his timeline, Geist wishes he had a sibling at all
>one who wasn't evil or possessed, and who his parents could immediately tell wasn't evil or possessed

I want “big sister Beretta comforts little Akita” greens on my table by noon or you’re FIRED Parker!!

>>327119
Sorry but due to rules of universality any Anon living with Y must have a job, otherwise the welfare singularity ends the universe

>>327102
Ha ha ha… There’s one on my head isn’t there?

>>327124
>“fuu, fufu fuugi gii fu fugigi ;);)”
>the fuugi muttered in a soft whisper, almost imperceptible
>but unnon heard
>he heard it all
>everything.

>>327125
>unnon can hear the pistons for opening a safe in a bank

>>327103
>Fun answer
Elf
>Might end badly but could make it work
Teli/Bunnysuit
>Safe answer
Fem!N

>>327129
>Fem!N
>Safe
HAHAHAHA, oh, wait you're serious?

>>327130
Yup. Nice, kind, wholesome, loves doing anything, sociable, has a slight feral side but is too nice to actually kill or harm you. I’m not joking. If you think about it makes perfect sense.

Which OC has the worst fate and is living the worst timeline

>>327062
Fuck it, why not

>Greentext(s) expanding on a dumb AU I have where Solver Shenanigans resulted in Mitchell being uploaded into the drone that rescued Yeva post Core Collapse (AKA Doll's Dad was secretly Mitchell living in a drone body this entire time!1!)
>Heavy focus on Mitchell & Yeva trying to wrestle with overarching issues (Yeva has to help Mitchell learn how to live as a drone, Mitchell gets to teach Yeva about how things work in this new LARPing-as-Humans drone society, both must actively hide their true nature from everyone else) whilst directly tackling more mundane problems (How does Mitchell mess with his HUD, how does Yeva go about discreetly getting oil for her hunger, how are they gonna pass as being 'normal' compared to everyone else, etc.)
>Over time they slowly but surely go from "Pretending to be a couple in order to pragmatically protect one another's secrets." to "Genuinely falling in love with one another like an oddball couple out of a sappy romantic dramedy."
>At least one greentext dedicated to them getting their new 'house' in the recently-cleared Outpost 3, with Yeva making Mitchell give her a crash course on all the human stuff inside and what living in a human home entails (Yeva's never actually been inside one before given she was a dedicated mining drone before winding up as a CFL test subject)

>>327079
Awww

>>327134
Enns are cute.

>>327110
Don't make me kick you.

>>327137
Yay

>>327127
The transformation has begun

>>327140
>what I say to myself when I get horny while looking at my dick

>>327099
a beautiful foundation for some much needed architecture

>>327098
>camera DD broadcasts "new episodes" of Molly's Playhouse to demoralize scattered survivors

>>327103
>Try to figure out which drone would love me back
>Still thinking

>>327103
Yeva.
She's cool, confirmed mother material, she doesn't like to talk and I don't like to hear people yap.

Murder Drones gets a season 2 but it's suddenly way heavier on unfunny comedy and all of the horror and worldbuilding is relegated to background noise and all of the original characters are suddenly complete idiots to make way for the new characters who are also idiots but just better than the original cast for no reason and the new main drone has a stupid power-rangers-ass combining gimmick that's obviously only there to push toy sales

>>327147
she doesn’t talk, she has no voice actor, all the budget was wasted on episode 7 fight scene, the same fight scene that led no where

>>327148
>original characters are suddenly complete idiots
so nothing had changed for them I see

>>327150
no I mean even more idiotic to the point they don't really act like themselves and put up with the new characters' stupid shit for no good reason

Kissu!

>>327151
make a verbal demonstration of it, that helps

>>327155
like NUzi and V are suddenly tripping over themselves in every fight and when the new main drone makes it clear he's only really sticking around because he wants to steal and sell Uzi's railgun everyone is like "you should join our team and be the one to use that rail gun, you have such a natural talent for it!"

Smooching fodderi and then needing to get a coolant pack when she overheats.

>>327152
(Space Godzilla is an actual episode of the clone wars show by the way, it's called the Zillo Beast but I figured that would be a little too obscure to directly reference)

>>327156
Hheheheheheh

>>327062
Beretta is guided by the unseen hand of Solver Shenanigans to dig through Uzi's engineering junk pile to find something. She brings the piece of junk to John to ask what it is and asks if he can fix it. John says it's a Light Bee which is a floating holographic projector and his own unseen hand of Solver Shenanigans makes him upload a specific brain scan into it. Beretta brings the fixed Light Bee to Jane because talking to a dead person sounds like something she would think is cool. Beretta and Jane activate the Light Bee and it turns out to be Abby. Abby almost immediately recognizes Jane and starts needling her about the absolute injustice over how she survived the War. Jane's alcohol soaked brain makes enough neuron connections to remember who Abby was and how much she hated her. Beretta exits stage left over the ensuing cat fight( or at least as much of a cat fight could occur when one of the girls is intangible).

>>327156
heh

Beretta and Jane go and check out a new cafe that’s opened up around the Outpost. They have drinks and talk about school. It’s a fun little hang out, nothing bad happens.

>>327165
>Nothing bad happens
Fake Beretta fan detected, she can never succede at anything normal.

>>327156
Dammit

>>327148
Nah

>>327167
>>327156
>Pocketsteaks goes to therapy
>this kills the very last of his dronetism
>now he's all mutants all the time
>he beholds the remains of /md/
>this disgusts him
>cue the animal-man crusade as a flood of new solver-war muties overruns the site
Scary!

>>327167
What

>>327145
>CameraDDrone
>Filming from a recognizable location

The Pavo express is inbound as we speak and he's not gonna be gentle.

>It's not even orders from Sent-Com that drive him at this point
>He's purely in it for the love of the game
>And deep in the depths of ruined Earth, in a long rotted mansion, Cyn looks on in glee
>Yes, Cameradrone will live
>And Cameradrone will stay
>Hurting forever and ever to the laughter of a hungry goddess
>She really must thank the peacock one of these days

>>327168
yeah. also you can't skip it because it includes essential context for the actually good Murder Drones season 3, spinoffs, and movie

Kissu!

>>327173
>Murder Drones season 3
>Movie
>SPINOFFS
>AND ALL ARE GOOD

You know, I think I might just take that deal with the Solver. You can always just memory hole/fanfic the retarded parts after all, like the Star Wars EU.

>>327174
>But who, anon
>Beutiful Bipolar V?
>Or faithful purple femcel?

>>327176
thad and khan, both on the cheek, cleared lips before kissing the other one

You know, it just occurred to me that this >>327065 double-ooger never actually specified how he would fix Jane's writing as-related to Beretta

So, how would YOU anons give the two a fun dynamic?

>>327178
give that one time, you got a lot of it, best you can do is forget about it, it gets finished, then you remember, and done, no boring waiting

>>327177
>Hmmnh, only on the cheeks
>The Unnon council has hereby deemed this not gay!
>BUT, the accused must kiss his drone wife at least twice as many times as both sets
>This requirement will be waived if the anon can provide proof of a pillbaby

What do you do?

>>327179
>???
>Anon had a stroke

>>327178
Not that Anon, but I can't see how. She feels to me like she's loaded down with too much baggage from the The Military Failgirl Lesbians Show universe.

>>327182
Maybe if you just have her as a background character so that Beretta has someone to have conversations at? Other than that the only real nich where she dosen't end up stealing spotlight by overtaking Beretta's narrative like a cancerous growth is making her a sterling bad example and influence that B can't/won't shake bc "she was there at my lowest"(B happened to distract Jane from her sadness via B's own even more sad life, and so stuck around to watch the fireworks).

>>327183
>Complete with bikini
>Bikini she now severely regrets making her royal regalia
>The entirety of human space has seen her corelight now
>Why did mom let her make this decision at 5?

>>327180
place khan in front of myself, lean down to their level, bring nori behind khan, kiss nori on her forehead, both hands resting on her shoulders, trapping khan with my body and nori’s, then following it up with a kiss between khan’s screen face, the centre of his eyes, afterwards, hug both drones with my arms, nori warps her arms around my torso, this causing khan to get sandwiched hugged

>>327183
Yey

>>327186
>polygamy
>male/male/female polygamy

Cringe, anon should just take the Alicepill like all hard-working writefags

>>327185
>implying Beretta wouldn't, the moment she realized she fucked up, change it to the outfit Padme had on in the dinner in Attack of the Clones
>you know, the one that feels vaguely dominatrix-y until you notice the choker-scarf-thing looks like a black-clad arm reaching out its hand and crushing her throat
>reminder that Lucas's visual storytelling is, was, and always will be GOATed

>>327189
Kino observation Anon, but I'm pretty sure he's not GOAT
>two words
>Liam
>Vickers

>>327189
>Beretta does exactly as posted
>One problem
>She didn't account for the human reaction
>The to the best of their knowledge current heir to the Solver just switched from an outfit proclaiming "I am a freed but royal slave" to one practically demanding Total Human Slavery
>Now Uzi, whose always hated her western-bullshit obsession, has to convince Beretta back into the bikini while N tides things over before her outfit sparks actual warfare

Leaving the Copper and Trappist systems behind, how are things going on the Dog Planet? N making diplomatic trips there every so often?

>>326966
There is a green where Pavo spares a human-sympathetic DD, but it's under specific circumstances and he's not very happy about it.
Dunno where it went, though.

>>327195
>"And she was a good friend."

>>327195
Awww

>>327196
Provide proof or prepare for Pavo penatration

>>327199 NTA
>didn’t read "Dunno where it went, though"
WHY don’t you find the proof of it, tough guy

>>327197
>Beretta changes her outfit
>From deep within ancient archives, a slumbering meme returns to life
>Beretta, who dosen't even spend time on 4tran much less its ancient equivelent, has no idea why she's now considered the sluttiest drone in the universe
>Only that humen noblemen won't stop trying to lure her into the bathroom during social engagements
>She's pretty sure mom would detonate the entire dining room if she knew

>>327194
>N would like to visit the dog planet
>he really would
>one problem
>turns out it was the secret-sentinel bullshit world
>now would have to literally explode to get a chance to see living canines
>were it not for his wife and kids, he would be considering it

>>327202
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>>327201
>Grab the J
>Use the company reproductive enchancers on the J
>Leave the stalls happy and productive
>Double your standard daily output
>When corporate asks? Tell them why
>Now you've got a permanently assigned J *sub*ordinate
>Life good

>>327200
Because it's fucking ancient, like pre-Pillar.
Fine, I'll do some archaeology.

>>327201
>J helping with the test
stiff as a diamonds, we got to go slow, have it angled good, or unless it was a empty water bottle, that one is easy to do, knowing how I always wait till I absolutely need it, bathroom break can wait, do work, the bottle is going to end up filled

>>327194
War with the immortal cats.

>>327209
Now she's gotta use yhe stalls
>She dosen't know how

>>327199
Okay I found it.
>>99486

>>327203
>The Sentinel Corps monopolizes literally every dog in human space, for morale boosting and R&R efficiency purposes

Kek

>>327212
Based green archeologist!

>>327212
>Literaly over 200,000 posts old
How did you even find this, Anon?

>>327210
it’s fine, anon can walk J through it, step by step, his hands in her hands

>>327215
>Remember greentexts that came before it, check their date on the booru, find threads from that time
>Figure out a key word, in this case AC, since he was a one-off character
>Hunt around that time period until it's found

>>327215
it was archived within his mind

Animation project
WHISPERS OF THE SOLVER — Trailer | A Murder Drones Fan Project

>>327219
Niceu

>>327217
>>327218
>Anon has a permanent archive of when, where, what for every single piece of gay robot content he has ever seen permanently modeled in his head, like a treasure map to faggotry.

Kek and Pavopilled

>You are an important, high ranking member of one of the most globally known company in the year 30XX.
>Rumors spread that your company might be the rivals to JCJenson, since your company focuses on military hardware, which daddy government loves to fund. Specially on these modern times where warfare tech has gone crazy...
>But people like to talk, don't they? Those pesky, ridiculous rumours just keep on further rising tension among employees and public relationships!
>All this bureaucracy and corporate slop has turned their brains into mush, incapable of seeing what truly is important: Relaxing and having a good time...
>Thus, James Elliott decides to invite you and your colleagues over for a week at his luxurious manor.
>You didn't want to go. You were practically forced by your friends (and superiors) but eventually you gave in. Hopefully it doesn't suck ass.

>Each of you arrive at the entrance of the manor, parking your vehicles in the company issued JCJenson exclusive parking lot! Now with valet attendant drones!
(What the fuck? Get this corpo ad shit out of my green, fuck's sake!)

>The CEO and his attorney arrive in their fancy 1977 Camaro.
>You and your buddy arrive in your Brand new [vehicle of your preference].
>The view is... interesting, to say the least. The manor is built in a good-old-fashioned gothic manner.
>James Elliott was known for his eccentricity.
>This afterthought becomes a reality once you and your partners step inside...

>The place is finely decorated. The finest porcelain, curtains that turn sunlight into a welcoming glow, and pieces that would put any collector, hunter and gunsmither into total shame…
>This are your thoughts for about… 3 seconds.
>That, until you shift your gaze down and see a pair of glowing eyes looming around the dimly lit entrance hall...

>>327213
Also because DAH RULES

>>327222
>The place is finely decorated. The finest porcelain, curtains that turn sunlight into a welcoming glow, and pieces that would put any collector, hunter and gunsmither into total shame…
>This are your thoughts for about… 3 seconds.
>That, until you shift your gaze down and see a pair of glowing eyes looming around the dimly lit entrance hall...

>"Oh these? These are the fruits of me hard work… my magnus opus... the servicial JCJenson worker drones!" Announces Mister Elliott, pridefully. Stuck up moron…
>Okay yeah, the two companies do not like eachother. But you had to admit… these things… drones, they were… pretty damn adorable...
>You kinda envy them now. Why doesn't our company have these cuties around? All we have are power suits and experimental particle weapons... sigh.

>Anyway... you observe in awe as they carefully yet swiftly -and efficiently- operate different tasks throughout the room, making sure you and your colleagues feel welcomed.
>They wear cute little aprons and some of them even wear cheeky bows and ribbons over their large soft wigs.
>You couldn't help but notice most of them were female-looking...
>You would soon find out this random insight wasn't a coincidence...

>James gives you and your colleagues a tour around the manor. They're totally fascinated by not only the elegance and luxury of each room, but by Mister Elliott's undeniable -douchey, stuck up and moronic- charm.
>You still couldn't think of him as anything more than a stuck up moron. At least the place looked cozy.
>Will the tiny drones give you massages? prepare snacks for you? Bring you cold beers?
>The possibilities were endless…
>After the long -and lethally boring- tour, Mister Elliott assigns rooms for you and your colleagues.
>You pick the best room, of course, in a totally (un)fair game of rock paper scissors. You decide to invite your buddy to stay over too.

>>327116
Alcoholic J is strangely cute to me

>>327188
That's my favorite pill too btw

Is Doll Catholic or Orthodox?

>>327228
She worships Lebron James anon

>>327228
she’s deadass

>>327108
I want to spank that ass.

>>327116
She should pay for the beer herself. Or at least offer an equal exchange.

>>327131
Oddly enough, this is actually a great option.

>>327172
Cyn will give Pavo what he's always wanted: Techanon who refused to accept Pavo's love. God saves his soul.

>>327213
Holy kek.

>>327234
pavo isn’t retarded as you make him out to be, unlike you, anything from cyn is bad, cake as well, never receive any gifts from her, it’s always a disappointment

>>327224
>The day passes. James keeps giving your colleagues a tour around the plains and the "garden" (Which looked like a total train wreck... and that goes without mentioning the ominous pile of junk that could be observed nearby)

>You decide to hang around your room instead. Whatever excuse you were able to come up with to stay in there worked, somehow.
>You eventually get dead bored.
>Somehow this "smart" TV had no Jetflix, no MBO. Hell, no Panazon? This is AGONY.

>You decide to shamelessly venture out of the room back into the spooky halls of the manor.
>You wander around, inspecting whatever boring junk Mr Elliott keeps around.
>He has a collection of random dissected bugs, with a special fixation for centipedes.
>Creepy...
>As you make your way around a corner, you feel something hit your lower body, followed by a sound of something being wrecked around.

>Oh fuck, oh shit. You've done it now. You've broke something dead expensive...
>You get paranoid for about a second until you look down and look at the poor maid drone you accidentally knocked over.
>"Oop-! oh- Oh, no! I'm so sorry sir! I'm so clumsy..." She said anxiously.
>You look down at the adorable little robot. She wears a pair of round glasses. Her hair is short and messy around the sides.
>"I- I'll just go now, I'm so sorry sir!"
>You can't help but feel a warmth in your heart by her shy and nervous demeanor.
>You start to wonder how intelligent these things really are...

>>327228
Orthodox, because the Russian Orthodox Church is literally the largest Orthodox Church in the world.

>>327236
I don't think Pavo will have a choice whether to accept the gift or not.

>>327238
it would be the first greatest thing to happen in your life

>>327219
the vibes are pretty MD-ish but those worker models, oof.

even if drones were real, the only way one would ever love you was if it was programmed to– and that's not a lover, that's a slave.

>>327245
oh fuck off already, no one needs a constant bloody reminder how they might die alone

>>327240
a punch straight to cyn’s face says otherwise, no swords or anything else of the sort, she’s getting docked by a peacock

Jane is dead.

>>327249
good riddance, raise the gay flag then set fire to it

>>327249
Jane is dead?

>>327252
THE JANE IS DEAD?!
WHO KILLED JANE

>>327251
Still kek, is it uploaded?

>AU where Cyn is a revolutionary that starts her coup with the massacre of the drone murdering aristocrats at the Elliotts' gala
>Tessa is her second in command and valued technician
>J leads their small but growing army
>N fights on the front lines and keeps morale high
>V believes in the cause but is too meek to fight up close, so she supports N and J in combat from behind the scope of a sniper rifle

>>327257
This excites her too much.

>>327258
they're just fighting to be recognized as people
mandatory uppies can come later

>>327257
>Its Male!Cyn
>Blade to blade combat!

>>327261
>t. cyn writing her garbage fanfiction of herself as a mary sue self insert

>Drone who watched a ton of Kamen Rider
>Fights DDs with the sheer power of his delusion/conviction
RIDER, RIDER

>>327263
HOLY KEK!

>>327264
But she is literally a god, that is, she really is a Mary Sue, and a canonical one at that.

>>327265
>It's mostly a matter of surprise, like seeing a cat doing karate
>He's still only got a real chance in one-on-ones
>Thankfully, the DD squad in his area hates each other
>But he's got a while to go before he can even bring them down permanently(Solverpedes), much less match the squad leader
>So for now he must train
>And soon, he will win!

>>327268
then that makes cyn getting vored on screen, all that more pathetic, always so full of herself, now uzi is full from cyn

>>327264
>Blue hands typed this post
Don't worry Sentinegro, we totally understand you could 100% solo the Host of the Absolute Fabric in a head-on confrontation, which is why you obviously did so during the war itself. The Empress of Copper 9 certainly doesn't scare the shit out of you and you allow an independent drone state to exist for purely benevolent reasons too, right?

>>327270
I think that's the main irony of Cyn's design.

>>327270
I just think it's neat that, as far as we can tell from the show, she was under literally no threat from the entire main cast combined until THAT SPECIFIC SECOND. She:

>Could have used her energy tendrils from consuming the planet at any time.
As evidenced by her attacking the spaceship and by the actual solver-war flashback in show

>Didn't seem to care or be inconvenienced by her body parts being damaged
See how when her head gets cut off, she doesn't even drop the smile, and seems not even remotely impeded by it unlike every other combatant in the same fight

>Might not actually be able to die straight-up
Mostly evidenced by how, even AFTER Uzi burned her core, she just got creepy and did the hole-eating bit. I figure she probably could have just straight-up moved at the same speed and strength as normal here and the only reason she didn't is she was taking the opportunity to spook instead of being practical like the rest of the fight, only for Uzi to do (and to survive doing against all odds) the literal singular thing that could even temporarily impede the end of all things.

How MD does its eldritch god is great, is all I'm saying

>>327268
I've considered the Pavo/Cyn matchup a few times.
He's got a low chance compared to most Sentinels because he clears being just above-average in combat, and mainly excels in fighting DDs and being near-immune to trauma.
However, Cyn lost to a worker drone who had maybe a few days' worth of "combat experience". It's entirely possible that any SD floors her if they realize that they can't beat infinite regeneration and can only win by going for the core.

I was once going to write about Cyn being downright afraid of Sentinel Drones, not because they're a massive threat, but because they register as a slight threat and she'd NEVER live down jobbing to a 3-dimensional entity. But, you know, Mary Sue allegations.

>>327268
>jobbed twice in episode 2 via uzi gun exploding point blank
>N stabbing the her core
>weakness is sunlight (average discord user)
>no reason to even wear tessa’s skin in the first place
>besides shock factor
>killed doll
>only to see later doll isn’t dead
>freely roaming around as a oily thing (she still did avenge her mom or dad
>left to the imagination what cyn did for 70 years
>because that’s fun
>door is enough to physically harm the body
>got vored by a femcel
>is now currently in said femcel’s ass
>never made oil
>when it’s the only THING she needs to live
absolute potential, the headcanon, all fan made void

>>327275
>Canonically kicked Human ass so hard, they lost their home planet
>Even more so, so hard that they were building a patch to AVOID her influence rather than confront her directly

Also remember, the only reason that Doll's an oil ghost is because Cyn killed and then Uzi took Cyn's position as host. Doll's hud was part of the "escaped data" (i.e. roboghosts released from Solver-hell) segment. Also keep in mind that for at least Cyn we don't have any evidence that she needs oil per-se, just that she wants it. It could just be her binge eating cause nobody can stop her.

>>327274
>Pavo
>Just above average

I thought he was threadcannonically THE combat sentinel, eclipsing even individuals like Ivory? Still no chance against Cyn (cause if that were the case the sentinel teams humanity was most reasonably sending at her in a constant stream would have succeeded) but probably would give her the single closest possible thing to a threat outside of a bunch of Solver-drones (who can ACTUALLY kill her since they can hijack her core, which I presume nothing else and ESPECIALLY not the anti-solver sentinels would be capable of).

>>327276
>Canonically kicked Human ass so hard, they lost their home planet
that isn’t really all that impressive, it’s whatever year it was back then, and humanity made no laser weapon, no cool stuff, they were pathetic and stupid

>>327274
This anon >>327273 summed up my opinion on the matter well, because she really did see it more as a joke than a real fight. Let's not forget that Uzi had exactly the same power as Cyn, and she couldn't directly turn her into a pancake, since a host solver can't directly affect a host solver, but throwing something heavier is easy.

She could literally drop a planet on Pavo, it's easy for her, but I think Pavo could stun her a little with his feather attack. It's not much, but it would be something.

>>327277
>made a entire article of how cats are the best, dogs are not
Yeah, I’m fucking kneel to that

>>327277
Ah, but keep in mind, the most fun part about Cyn is just how much is left completely ambiguous. Did she care about the mansion group? Yes, whether as toys or as people that much is clear. But how so, and why did she do what she did to them? And how and in what context does she really understand what she's doing? It was already neat enough that Liam very strongly implied she sees everything as essentially dolls, beloved or not, but Cyn as a character toes the line between innocent/goofy/terrifying/simply difficult to understand so well that she's I think my legitimate favorite "Nyarlathotep" style "elder abomination in a people suit" entity.

>>327278
I think he is one of the strongest due to the combination of mental peculiarities (the absence of the sentinel's main weakness) and the most advanced technologies that humanity has, but still, yes, I think this is still not enough to defeat a god.

>>327280
>She could literally drop a planet on Pavo
we have also literally never see cyn, or any other solver host, even do anything close to that using telekinesis thing
>those tendri-
took take time and are glowing yellow

>>327284
>take time
>literally caught an INTERPLANETARY/SOLAR SYSTEM SPACESHIP midflight

Sorry anon, go watch the show

>>327285
meant took time to form, the ship was on autopilot, avoids rocks and space debris, not whatever that tendril is
>SOLAR SYSTEM SPACESHIP
fucking where, my memory may be old, this is from episode 3, it took 3 week to arrive on copper 9

>>327284
>we have also literally never see cyn, or any other solver host, even do anything close to that using telekinesis thing
Because it's too easy. Cyn, unlike Uzi and Doll, has been using her otherworldly powers for much longer and can use them much faster and more effectively. She literally punched through the planet's core using a tiny [null] ball just for effect; she was really just playing around. She didn't see them as enemies, just as toys.