Here's your new thread, not made by Smilefriend! Discuss Murder Drones, AUs, Canon, OCs, anything basically related to Drones. The Booru: https://dronebooru.co The wheel of many OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/8hc-stc Last Thread: >>97655
I dont think anyone has an issue with OCs in the OP and obviously people dont have issues with OCs in general, I just dont think people at large enjoy the Blondi meme or changing the description to read something as bueno as "Oh yeah, and talk about how Labor Bots are a blight on our society, like all non-Aryan Drones they're responsible for 90% of the planet's crime rate" Might as well put a little dark age edit in the OP, write DEUS VAULT, 20 times, and then at the end of the description right "Murder Drones"
>>98745 We got a lot of newfags in the last months who aren't necessarily 4chan users. Shows itself, people flip their shit these days over stuff that used to get a kek or ignorance a year ago.
You make an OP an Oogi and write in Oogi baby talk and no one raises an eye but ONE Blondi thread and everyone loses their minds! Oogs control the world people
>>98768 >cope I ain't even the blondiposter, but the thinskinned behaviour undeniably increased and blondi always causes rage like no other OC. It's not about OCs or memes it's about the swastika and newfags among us incapable of looking over such shit
>"Why aren't you using my thread, Anon? Did the Labor Bot propaganda get to you? Are you a fucking Labor Bot lover? Am I going to see you kissing their feet like the filthy little cuck you are?"
>>98775 Anons entire joke is the swastika, theres nothing to look past. Its as one note as you can get, its just racist nazi memes but replace jews, blacks, etc with Drone. Blondi has existed before ep8 and has never, once, been all that well received. Nothing changed after ep8. Also dont you think youre being over dramatic? No one is telling you not to post Blondi, no one is up in arms saying we need to ban or change Blondi posting, people made a separate thread to ignore the Blondi OP which forced the joke.
>>98779 Harper once killed a guy for making this joke. She just grabbed him and started crumpling him into a ball like a piece of paper. Much like the MG incident, nobody really cared and they all covered for her.
>>98786 Dude there are other names besides Hawk and Hero The former is unfortunately associated with an ongoing meme while the latter is so generic it makes me cry Just pick something else if you're really torn up over the Tuah gag
Alright, let's move away from the topic to more important things Like this! I'm just asking for /MD/ reaction images, I have too little of them, can you please give me some?
>>98792 There's a difference between peddling the idea of selling a drone's personality as an "upgrade" subscription and referencing the single greatest podcast of our era, Anon
>>98783 >Doll tries petting a Dul, for lack of anything else to do with the critter >her hand goes through it since she's a ghost >the Dul feels faintly sad but doesn't know why
>>98807 >The unnecessary shitting on Labor Bots Anon, did you seriously take that as someone bashing on an OC? Because it was pretty obviously meant to be a racist joke
>>98811 Just saying that Hero is legit the blandest name you can give a character It'd be like naming Eye "Gay" or E "Dumb" or MG "Greedy", it's really really on the nose since it's a personality trait
>WD!Pavo was a drone clerk at a clothing store that sells more flamboyant clothes on a planet that was more ‘liberal’ IE Worker Drones were allowed some rights. >Because of that, Pavo had his core restrictions removed, allowing him to develop a personality. >The choice of clothes being sold attracted the attention of homosexuals. >WD!Pavo, still being a freshly activated drone at the time, adopted the mannerisms of them, mainly attraction to men and his flamboyant appearance. >Because he wasn’t allowed to leave the store and is supposed to stay there even after it closes, Pavo started to look around for entertainment. >Eventually he found a stash of books about astrology in the manager’s office (even if he’s not supposed to be there) and since then has developed a fascination with it.
>When the Solver War happened and the Absolute Solver arrived at the planet, WD!Pavo was hiding in the shop. >Thankfully it was closed at the time which meant it didn’t draw the attention of the DDs who were slaughtering humans and drones indiscriminately outside. >The sight of such violence and depravity caused him mental scarring, making him deathly afraid of the DDs. >Not some time after, a group of soldiers and Sentinel Drones came to the store looking for survivors. Once they found WD!Pavo, they took him off planet as an evacuee. >Not long after if was found that WD!Pavo possessed the anti-Solver anomaly within his core and was extended an offer to join the Sentinel Drone program. >Now with his newfound power, Pavo’s fear of DDs and the Solver turned to hatred of anything related to the Solver which causes him to be very sadistic on the frontlines of the Solver War.
>>98712 Better version of Alice WIP, picrel is very edited but looks more like it's at night. >>98777 Thanks a lot, appreciate the attention to detail! Since thanksgiving is coming soon, anyone has fitting Alice requests? I know I have many ones left unfinished, but work on something fresh/in ine go always progresses better
>Hey, has anybody seen my drone? >I left it sitting unattended in the last thread when I went to use the restroom and when I came back it was gone. >You guys didn't take her, did you? >... >Hey, what's that drone shaped object in your pocket? >Mind if I see it? >It looks really interesting
>>98828 Anon could accuse U-U of everything in the Guilt Simulator in exactly that manner, and he'd probably be right in every case. Especially the gas one.
>>98836 Seethe, maybe get pushy with the chick and make it clear Anon is theirs If they were really wound up, one U might hold the poor girl in place and force her to watch while the other U makes out with Anon and flips her off simultaneously Anon would be lucky to walk again after they get home
>looking through the borru. >see picrel. >realize its elf (i dident notice the ears for the longest times) >suddenly come to a conclusion that Senti-elf is under the creative threat that is phenoxanon >Fear for the mental well being that is Elf
Is she safe, is she alright? I swear to fuck if you torment Elf even more then [Standard Sentinel drone mindfuckery], i will personally Learn how to draw her to give her a good life.
>>98848 >Sorry Boots, but I've got a new drone that's cuter and more stylish >Meet Timbs >She cost ten times more because she's got a brand name >The label is located where a tramp stamp would be
>>98858 His hips would be remarkably intact, actually. He'd be so dehydrated that he'd have cramps in ever leg and foot muscle imaginable though. He'd have to hobble out of bed, hunched over like a gremlin, and try and drink water from the bathroom sink tap while U and U were still sleeping everything off
We need to further research robo-epigenetics, to determine the probability of whether a hypothetical child V has would be a murderous BPDemon like her.
>>98854 I did it to Create Avre, I can do the same with Elf i will give her the care she needs Maybe idk, still might try drawing her, i still owe tomato a elf drawing sence i rolled them
>>98846 "Elf getting rescued by a random Anon after her first story and learning to trust someone for once" was a story idea I had. But it was just an idea.
Hear me out: an AU where Henry is a meth addict, Holly is in an asylum, Elf isn't traumatized, MG is still a human, Sentinels don't have schizophrenia develop as they age, and Uzi isn't stinky
>before he changed his worker callsign to Tony, AE-051 used to been known as ‘Worker Ant’ by his collegues back in the junior mechanics division. >This callsign was used as a derogatory term for 051 due to his workaholic behavior, considering him similar to that of an insect and even a worker drone. >it took the proposal of a dead colleague that was close to 051 to change his name into something else so that he wouldn’t be made fun of when they switch to the Engineering and Technical Repair division.
>>98879 That's why we have a new OC to stop her, Officer Balls He's Carl's more successful cousin who still has a full flowing mane of luxuriant hair to make HeMan jealous
>>98878 >A U is on either side of Anon, spooning his arms >They still do the funny "mininini" snore when they're in sleep mode, occasionally snickering as they dream >He used to find it annoying, but now he finds it endearing >The best part is that, if he leans over towards one of them and whispers something sweet or romantic in her audio receptors, both of the drones blush and squirm >Heh
>>98876 What about an au where all the human OCs are fent addicts who are high in Philadelphia and think drones exist but Anon is about to administer some narcan to them
>Be anon >U-U annoying me >On U wanders off to feed on drones >Nows my chance >Grab the other U >Make passionate brat correcting love >across the land the other U is struggling to keep herself up as her legs keep shaking >the embarrassment is then transmitted to the other U >looping emotions of Lust and Embarrassment to both All fun and games until the other U gets back home and pins anon to the bed and ties him up, holding his legs apart
>>98897 Cute, although be careful about letting U go too far on her hunts Don't want some overzealous park ranger taking potshots at her for scaring the animals
>>98904 >Cyn loves bows TAKE IT OFFTAKE IT OFFTAKE IT OFFTAKE IT OFFTAKE IT OFFTAKE IT OFFTAKE IT OFFTAKE IT OFFTAKE IT OFFTAKE IT OFFTAKE IT OFFTAKE IT OFFTAKE IT OFFTAKE IT OFFTAKE IT OFFTAKE IT OFFTAKE IT OFFTAKE IT OFFTAKE IT OFFTAKE IT OFFTAKE IT OFF
Unpopular opinion but if Season 2 or 3 happens Tessa should be the main antagonist, either in control of the Solver or is the Solver >Tessa gets far more character development >Explanation to Tessa's occult esoteric shit >Gives Cynwalker a new context >"It actually was humans who destroyed the world just like we said in Episode 1" twist >Canonical explanation for her deformed head
>>98909 >Dronepussydestroyer That's a helluva last name to have, especially if you work in drone production >Now, why should we hire you for quality assurance, Mister... Dronepussydestroyer? >I'm sorry, I don't know if we can hire you to... check on female drones in good faith
>>98891 Awww I need ti draw that mmm she's so adorable >>98886 After I guess, befire she'd likely have been perched into a locker like the others. Wonder what the inside of Alice's locker looks like
Fun? Grunt Drone Fact: >it's not uncommon for grunts in the trenches to sing some of the marching or folk songs they've learned to boost morale >they may even do so during a charge >the success of such a charge can be measured by how many voices in the choir go quiet, and how quickly
>>98846 She is most certainly not safe or alright, and the way her story is planned out at the moment it's a bad end. That abstract looking image you posted is meant to be reference to the schizo voices from Disco Elysium, because she's going to be speedrunning personality matrix degradation.
>>98923 >A Grunt, aboard an evacuation ship watching the doors close as it flees for a safer place, singing Bonnie Banks o' Loch Lomond to itself >Its voice modulator glitches every now and then as it sits on an empty row of seats
>>98929 >Its actually impossible for U-U to get pregnant because their feedback loop mixes up their bodys chemical reactions and therefore always leads to miscarriages >Their lack of baby making potential is very hard on them
>>98917 >Wonder what the inside of Alice's locker looks like adorned with countless doodles and clipped photographs of deer and lit with the faint but warm glow of fairy lights she politely asked the human staff for. (when they refused, Mika conveniently "found" some for her)
Reposting since it was at the end of the other thread -
>>98691 >"Hey N, thanks again for watching them while I head out," Anon said, grabbing his keys and jacket. >U-U stood by the stairs, watching as N stepped into the home. >"It's fiiine, we're going to have a lot of fun, aren't we?" N looked to U-U, who just smiled. >"Just make sure they don't burn the house down." Anon paused. "I'm serious." He looked N dead in the eye. >"I'll be sure to-" N noticed U- already had a pair of matches in her hand, he swiped it from her before Anon could turn around. "-keep an eye on them." N finished. >"Why'd you pause?" >"I don't have paws, silly!" >"...Okay, well, back in a couple hours. Call me if there's trouble."
>A few hours later, Anon returned to find a limbless N laying like a robotic nugget on the ground as U-U tried to put him back together. >There was a small fire in the corner N was trying to blow out with his mouth. >And the back wall was gone. >Overall, better than Anon expected...
>>98939 Depending on when you are in the timeline, would you accept breeding her while she's a ghost who an associate of hers has lent the keys to her body to?
>>98875 That'd probably work well with the 'Elf romance framework' or whatever from the previous thread >>98166
Another potential way to set up the story would be to have Anon assigned as some kind of personal technician to watch over Elf, due to her being an experimental design.
>>98947 >>98948 I like number 2 better, the sword feels off for an objection even if everything else is correct. Also J is probably arguing that the terms of service prevent the family of four that died due to faulty wiring have no recourse against JC Jenson.
>>98950 I had to clip it in order to remove the distracting perspective illusion, as well as make it closer to the actual Ace Attorney game. It's back up now.
>>98958 U-U act like penguins. Because the penguin's chick dies, it gets overtaken by grief and resorts to stealing another penguin's chick. U-U grieve at their miscarriage so they steal a pillbaby.
FUN PRANK IDEAS! >Step 1.) Bake a long round cake >Step 2.) Get a ton of fondant >Step 3.) Shape the fondant like a Pillbaby >Step 4.) Babysit for a Drone couple, swap out the baby for the cake >Step 5.) When couple returns, immediately slice knife into cake and consume
>The Solvers massive black hole is stuck in the center of the planet, unable to be removed now that her power is contained within Uzi. >N approaches as a familiar female voice emanates from the singularity. >"What are you doing step brother?"
does anyone know the artist of picrel? it came from twitter probably, April 24 2023 at the latest. I've searching for a few minutes but haven't found it.
>>99053 No matter how many minor alterations you make before you ultimately post it, you will still find something you don't like that came out of nowhere
My N *will not* eat no mater what I do. I don’t know what’s wrong with him, I’m losing my mind. He’ll barely even drink oil anymore, just the bare minimum amount he needs to wake up the next morning. And instead of going outside and getting exercise and sunshine like he used to, now he just spends all day laying on the couch being lethargic. Earlier today, I pulled up his shirt to look at his physique. His stomach was caved in, and I could see his ribs and even his pulse through his black “skin” on his abdomen. I don’t know what’s wrong with him. I’ve taken him to the doctor multiple times and they’ve done nothing. I have to do something. I can’t just let him slowly starve himself to death. What should I do?
>>99072 Can we truly say Jane is evil? If in her shoes, would you not do what she did? Not just betraying her squad, but her crimes during the war. Would you really be hopeful as people mutate around you, the very walls turn to flesh, and at any moment you could be picked off by a flying robot?
>>99075 >Can we truly say Jane is evil? Yes, you can. Jane is unforgivable and 100% a terrible garbage person, only proven more so with recent greens. The more Solver War greens focusing on her story. The one with Bonnie made me sad.
>>99053 It's not hard to get tunnel-visioned/attention-fatigued, particularly if there's a lot of moving parts. Then even with a 'final' review, one will naturally closely examine certain parts of it, while simply forgetting/glancing over other parts.
>>99074 It's a basic code error, anon, it can't be fixed by conventional means and official service centers will just suggest you buy a new one, but there is a way to fix your N: feed it your blood.
Yes, I know how it sounds, but the disassembly drone has a craving for human blood. Exactly human blood. I don't know why, honestly, I've done a lot of digging into the insides of drones myself as a mechanic and as a programmer, and I haven't identified the reason for this reaction to blood, but it completely updates the drone's central code, cleaning up all the errors.
I don't know what the minimum amount of blood is required, some have had 300 milliliters, others over 2 liters, so do it at your own risk, anon.
>>99090 >jane: im sorry Cyn but it’s no deal, B is the light of my life and the only joy left in this cruel world, I would never abandon her! >cyn: I have a ham on rye >jane: ….. >cyn: extra mayo >jane with breadcrumbs on her mouth : you’re scum Cyn, scum.
>Fun Secret Canon Facts: The entire plot of Murder Drones is actually a giant prank by humanity. You see, The Solver is a machine specifically built for immersive roleplaying experiences, this is why it has realistic holograms; Earths destruction, the existence of the Elliots, all of it was a fabrication made purely to fool and laugh at 2 Drones who fell for it. J and V as well as anyone not N or Uzi were merely actors
>>98936 You'd have to go ahead and somehow temporarily prevent their hive mind from communicating and fucking things up then Anon would basically have to go buy a pair of massive Faraday cages for them to wear as hats for the duration of the pregnancy
>>99111 is it like an isekai where I keep my memories of the show? because in 4 hours I might be able to hijack a ship and get offworld. then I could come back down after the core collapsed and hook up the ship to some power supply to use as a home base with breathable air
Remember that the ending of Murder Drones is Uzi getting lucky enough to one-shot Cyn and being autistic enough to try the one thing that would actually stop her (and by 'stop' I mean 'delay'). She hard read the teleport, yes, but there was no guarantee she'd be able to reach her core. Everyone else is dead. There's no reason for the rest of the universe to be around, it's a story about the outpost and its inhabitants, but more importantly, about Uzi, N, and V. Everything else can, will, and has, died for a punchline. Copper-9's the only planet left, the outpost's the only place anyone is known to live on it.
The next time you read a greentext with OCs in it, remind yourself how little any of it matters. All those characters die because it was funnier that way, because they were out of scope. Nobody will remain to remember them and their contributions never mattered to begin with.
>>99127 I'm not gay! I FUCKED A MALE DRONE ONCE AND THEY MARK ME AS GAY, THEY ARE LITERALLY THE EXACT SAME AS FEMALES EXCEPT FOR THE VOICE MODULATOR, I'M NOT GAY
>Be Glitch, small studio >Hire some guy to write you a show >The pilot does well enough >Start working on more episodes based on the script the writer gave you >The writer then rings you up mid-production >"I changed my mind. Here is a new script." >Your progress goes down the drain >You must now create more, many more, assets >Next episode comes out >The writer demands you make entire one-time sets for him >Also he changed his mind about a character dying and now you have to hire an additional VA for the rest of the series >Things become so bad that two characters have to go voiceless and you have to buy assets from a store to keep up with the writer's demands >He may or may not have ended the show because he got bored/stressed/tired If I were Glitch I'd be pissed at Liam.
>>99123 >season 2 is the main trio finding out they're fictional characters and leaving for the real world, a la the ending of Sausage Party, to confront their heartless god Liam
>>99140 >We don't care about your Discord drama Your newfag is showing. For context Oilrig was namefag that kept spamming the threads with his warhammer fanfiction, "song lyrics" and other bullshit for attention. Now that that's out of the way, what the fuck are you talking about?
>>99140 One day we'll get a disgruntled Glitch employee's tales on MD's production. >inb4 "Liam was actually great to work with and was passionate throughout the entire project"
>>99140 I don't 100% agree with it being all on Liam, Glitch could also have made internal changes after TADC went through the roof since TAdC looks way easier to produce and returns way more. No implications after 6 that we would need to wait longer, then a month after TADC we get the anouncement for next year, there was plenty of time to produce 7&8 during that timespan from scratch. Not saying that's what happened, I dunno what happened there, many things could have happened, we dunno, but I'm sure that there was more planned in the beginning. Too much potential simply thrown out or speedran, I don't buy Liam being such a spastic retard to explain it all. >I'd be pissed at Liam You wouldn't be alone, from what I see here he's getting less popular among us >>99123 Uzi V N centric is done for more lighthearted storytelling, if (you) only care for them it's a good ending, with exception if Uzi having Cyn in her ass but she'll handle it. All of it made me dislike Uzi too much to enjoy rewatching MD anymore
>>99155 >>99159 This wouldn't have happened with WD-E. But alas, she was handling the cultivation of banana trees in the Elliots' private greenhouse that fateful evening. Thus irrepairably imprinting a need for banane in her processor.
>>99165 >E is actually very disturbed by that song. Namely because she associates the facepaint and talking heads with the mutilated remains of the guests she helped create. >>99164 As far as I know, no. She was accident-prone but not stupid prior to her reconstruction. It's the magnetised tophat that makes her as dumb as a sack of bricks (and it stays on by choice).
>>99165 >E want to have Anon's banana again >Anon, knowing what is going to happen, he starts to run >But there is no place to hide, no place where to run, where E can't find Anon's banana
>>99152 >I don't buy Liam being such a spastic retard to explain it all. Not that I have much experience in how show production works, but the Glitch Inn leaks are starting to reinforce a negative image I have for him. It seems that nothing was set in stone except the Flayed One waifu and it feels like he used Glitch's resources and fans' hopes and expectations for that. At least Vanripper used his own resources and he was straightforward about his goal.
>>99187 Considering that drones have a "kill all humans" phase like how Khan said, is the "kill all humans" thing the drone equivalent of a hormonal teenager going through puberty acting unruly?
>>99196 Pavo's favourite positions when he's doing the giving to tech Anon are the doggystyle, flatiron and g-whiz because he also wants to be dominant from time to time.
>>99201 >>99199 It could be a good tragic story idea - that a sentinel drone can't fight back due to Asimov's three laws of robotics which means that Anon actually CAN get away with killing it
>>98592 >the post-human generation of drones just don't address peers dying then waking back up afterwards because drawing attention to it would be really rude >especially in those cases of this already rare phenomenon where they come back as flesh mutants
>"Nice going Mackenzie, you made Jenna cry! I hope you're proud of yourself, you bitch!" >"You know how sensitive she's been about her mouth since the accident, Mackenzie!" >meanwhile, Mackenzie, whose post-revival mutation saw her jaw and tongue slough off and her upper teeth turn into a row of icepick-like steel fangs, is by herself in the corner of the cafeteria, tears in her visor and sniffling as she sucks the contents of one of those rectangular metal oil cans into her throat hole through a straw
>>99207 the anon Pavo loves is a military technician, why would he destroy a sentinel drone? the only reason I can realistically see is if Pavo becomes irreparably unstable and anon has to put him down
>>99213 I might be wrong on the lore because obviously Pavo doesn't exist in the original sentinel drones canon (because he's mostly happy and capable of love) but if he's unstable wouldn't that mean they'd wipe his personality? because if so that's the opposite of character development
>>99215 NTA but he could work in Phoenix's canon if he's reworked a bit? Pavo loves Anon and K loves humans so maybe his love for Anon is K's persona gradually surfacing.
>Pavo lets out the most girlish moan as you fuck his ass. >You didn’t think your relationship with Pavo would progress this far. >When he asked you out on a date, you accepted. Honestly, it was very pleasant. >When he asked you if you wanted to have sex with him you were taken back. >How could you have sex with him if he doesn’t have the right ‘package’? >It’s then that Pavo showed you his anatomy adapter. You asked him where he got it, an anatomy adapter for a Sentinel Drone no less, but he just said he got it from a ‘source’. Not wanting to ruin the mood, you didn’t press on further. >His bottom plate is surprisingly soft as you grip it and his ass is very tight but not to the extend its painful, it’s just that it feels very good. >His face is buried into the pillow as he’s moaning and biting into it. >His ‘feathers’ are all retracted but you could see them slightly open with each thrust you give to him. >You bury your dick as deep as you can into him and stop moving as you lean forward and reach for his dick. >You grab it and begin to jerk it off. That gets a reaction out of him as he goes rigid and his ass tightens around your dick. >He’s moaning even louder now as you furiously jerk him off and you feel his dick throb in your hand. This seems to be too much for him as he lets out a groan and cums on the bedsheets. This also causes his feathers to suddenly open, which almost hit you in the face, and let out a brief flash of right which fills the whole bedroom. >He’s had his fun but you’re not done yet. You grab the sides of his hips again and begin to furiously drill his ass. At this point, Pavo is screaming from overstimulation. >You feel yourself getting close to release and your thrusts get uneven as you try to not cum inside him. Once you feel you’re actually gonna cum, you pull your dick out of him and start jerking it as you cum on his hips. >Pavo finally has had enough and he collapses onto the bed. You’re pretty tired yourself so you lay right next to him as you wrap your arm around his chest. You feel his hand snake over to yours and his fingers intertwine with yours. >God, you love Pavo.