/md/ - Murder Drones

Valentine Lore
https://x.com/peachgoosy/status/2024218983503651068?s=20

I fix pavo, 2-3 years Dagestan fix him

>>334440
Wife.

>ywn be the logistics nerd the abby crushes on

>>334286
Almost missed this one, based heart wrenching greentext!

>>334440
HNRRRRRNNNGH BREEDER-KIN JANE LOOKS VERY-VERY BEAUTIFUL!!!

>>334435
does she eat sand and shit out pure silicon?

>Iwn get proposed to by Doll using her solver to make me a ring
FUCKING KILL ME

>>334444
Eh, that’s okay. All good with being friends

>>334444
>them digits
Abby blessed, NEED wife

>>334444
Nice

>>334455
Not again

>>334450
absolute classic

>>334448
Artist?

>>334455
We need more U-U drawings.

>>334444
>ywn be the logistics nerd snabby crushes on
>literally, smothering you beneath thousands of tons of snabby snake fat
>you are her favorite human because you coordinate the delivery of her food

>>334459
it's from the comic adaption

>>334463
oh yeah, that thing. has it leaked yet?

>>334462
Big booba.

>>334466
I dislike the entire concept, I wish people could just write or draw what they enjoy and put in a bare minimum of creative effort to tie their unique thing into the setting of the show.
It doesn't need to be canon, it just would be nice for it to be on topic.

>>334466
Liam taking his ADHD meds

>>334467
Literally me.

>>334467
you sound more like you can't accept the ways people tie things to canon

>>334467
This man hates Hyperdrones!

>>334466
I'd like to say sentinel drones, but I just know Liam's autism would make them terrible, I don't know why, my brain just tells me so.

>>334470
>>334471
Rapeable.

>>334466
Seconding >>334472. With the addition of Liam not trying to have his cake and eat it with the tone.

>>334476
>I just know Liam's autism would make them terrible
>they turn out to be sleeper agents for the AS and gleefully massacre the humans around them
>the only reaction the DDs have to this is being salty over the killstealing

>>334476 (me)
Okay, I thought about it for a bit and realized why Liam would ruin them: he would just stick them in the show and be done with it.

Phoenixanon created an excellent and extensive backstory for the sentinel drones, and many anons also try to explain in great detail where and how sentinel drones came from in their setting. Liam, however, couldn't care less. He'd just stick sentinel drones in a lab and tell everyone to accept that humanity created them, and that's it. They'd be literally 100% sentinels from the show, where they simply appeared, and how and why wouldn't matter, because robo-dinosaurs!

In my eyes, a rich backstory is incredibly important.

>>334479
God, this is even worse than my initial thoughts.

>>334480
These are literally severed limbs, kek. Good stuff.

>>334470
>>334471
the sleeveless fuckboy sweater

>>334480
this feels like a reference to something i dont know

>>334480
N looks dope and the arm bouquet is inspired

>>334481
>They'd be literally 100% sentinels from the show
he'd take it a step further and make it so they're just dino brains in humanoid bodies so he can have his retard dog girl monster gf

>>334482
It's completely in line with the "Normalfag Lives Don't Matter, lolXDrawr" of MD.

>>334444
>Abby will never walk up to you out of nowhere and just say "we're dating now."

>>334490
Pain.

ANGWY!

>>334467
guy who hates hyper drones

>>334471
>>334470
Very nice!

>>334496
>Spoiler
Wild and vague guess, but something related to BOXO?

>>334496
The Marcy green

>>334497
There has been a JanexBonnie milking green.

>>334501
Awful, where?

>tfw ywn be the highschool boyfriend of chudette abby

>>334500
🏆 WE HAVE A WINNER 🏆

>>334505
Looks cool! Also might work as bait for the ones inflicted with the corru brainrot

>>334502
Here, my brother:
>>265224
>>265226
>>265228
>>265229

And Booru:
https://dronebooru.co/posts/14136?q=jane_the_human+bonnie_the_human+milk+

/md/ renaissance is real
Look at all this content

>>334508
I know of two, we must capture them and exorcise the geometric shapes out of them using controlled shocks

Why did the last thread end before 900?

Average Jane and Abby interaction
(Side note, Abby with sharp teeth)
https://x.com/sunnkyazawa/status/2024890929019081017?s=46&t=M6INdZcodmld7LQQW8prEg

>>334507
Glorious

THE DRONESTATE IRS IS AFTER ME FOR COMMITING TAX FRAUD J WIFE!
BURN ALL THE DOCUMENTS, MAGNET THE COMPUTER! KILL THE OOGIS!!!

>>334507
I miss greentexts like this

Doll Ball

>>334512
I don't know shit about your funny shadow creatures but it goes kinda hard

Unironically, how does humanity function during the solver war? Whats the military structure, the leadership?

>>334521
Forgot
>kind of missions
Because you know all out brawl against DDs isn’t doing shit. Fodder drones exploding and other suicide missions may hold a line barely

>>334521
It doesn't. The moment the infinitely respawning vampires make planetfall, that's it. Game over.

>>334523
Thread lore wise

>>334524
In that case, just read a 40k book, doesn't matter which one. That's how it works.

>>334525
Not canon.

>>334526
>Not canon.
Yeah, it's thread lore.

>>334525
Note, the inquisition war series of books should be ignored in this criteria as it's mostly smut of the worst kind

>>334527
Still not canon to any established thread lore.

Wow!

>>334514
Kek.

>>334517
What the fuck have you done that punishment for lack of accounting documentation seems like the best option for you?

>>334512
Kek.

>>334512
Avrrrr

>>334529
???

>>334521
>Absolute power of the president as supreme commander-in-chief.
>Elimination of any form of autonomy or self-government on planets, transfer of power to a military administration.
>Complete elimination of any form of independent media and total control over information sources.
>Complete and utter transition of the economy to a war footing.
>Total mobilization of the male population of all controlled planets from 18 to 60 years of age.
>Evacuation of populations and production facilities from planets closest to the solver.
>Absolute control over drones, as a potential source of solver and as a necessary labor force.
>Removal of all restrictions on the use of weapons of mass destruction.

This is the first thing that comes to mind. Any country that has declared a policy of "total war" can be taken as an example.

>>334521
The way I imagine it, ground militaries are quite a bit smaller and there would not be some colossal imperial style space navy like Great Britain had or like the US has with surface ships right now. There would be one overall (what I call) United Systems Navy (I like this because you can just keep calling ships "USS") but it would be more like a giant coastguard. There are some warships probably from previous inter-colonial or corporate wars that the ruling government would have needed to squash, however these ships are comparatively few, and probably very old and somewhat outdated. Like the Iowa battleships or the Ticonderoga class cruisers, more-or-less spaceworthy hulls, built inherently tougher than civilian ships, but with many a lightyear on them and running up against the limits of how much new tech you can swap into an old ship. Most of this force will be "destroyer" sized or smaller, with a plurality of spaceframes meant for patrolling one or at most two nearby solar systems and fighting against shitass pirates with retrofitted civilian craft.
Even if people live two or three times as long, it's unlikely any living CO has ever fired his guns in anger at a peer adversary who can actually menace his command on equal terms.
There's relatively smaller navies comprised of corporate and system defense forces, an irregular militia navy with widely varied degrees of quality, interested not in defending the political structure of the multi-system government but exclusively in protecting either their own home planet and stations or in protecting the investments of their corporate employer. Obviously JCJensen would have the largest fleet of such militia ships, and from a technological standpoint they will probably be significantly better and newer than the government's forces, built to provide heavy deterrence against piracy AND to intimidate corporate rivals who might otherwise be tempted to do some grey-area corporate privateering.
There will be a fairly large but highly irregular flotilla of independent civilian ships which are armed but could hardly be classed as proper warships, bush pilots and bounty hunters and actual pirates, sovereign galactic citizens and any other person who decided to strap a homemade railgun to their secondhand cargo freighter for either pro or anti-piracy reasons.

In my reckoning the actual government was basically decapitated during the fall of Earth, the homeworld had been so sedentary and free of major conflict for so long it barely had any military assets remaining within it's atmosphere, explaining the apparent absence of organized military response in the flashback. Fleets arrive in-system fast enough to temporarily hold the solver at bay in Earth's orbit but it just keeps eating more planet and spitting out increasingly large spaceworthy monstrosities. Eventually human forces are obliged to surrender Earth's orbital lane and either fall sunward to hastily fortified positions at Mars and Venus+Mercury. These forces are split, and the Solver gorges itself on Earth's corpse unopposed. The government reels and collapses under the strain, overall command falls to JCJenson, they are already doing most of the logistical work of holding together the economy anyways, but their mercantile fleet is spread out far across human space. Quietly they write off Sol as lost, the surviving United Systems fleet scoops up as many survivors as possible and performs a fighting retreat to the outer solar system.
The portion of USSF ships evacuating Venusian and Hermean citizens however is too slow and consolidated solver spaceforms catch them as they sluggishly attempt to boost out of Sol's gravity well. There are no survivors, 30% or more of the entire USSF's fighting capability is eradicated at a stroke, Venus and Mercury are lost less than a year after the shattering of Earth when Solver forces fall down the gravity well onto both undefended planets.

So entrenched, the Solver becomes unassailable within the orbit of Mars and while JCJenson hurls itself into the largest fleet building and military modernization project in human history, it never manages to match pace with the Solver's ability to turn common industrial machines and raw matter directly into new combat forms. In less than five years into the war Sol is completely lost, though in that time Proxima Centauri is transformed into a "shield" system with basically all civilians evacuated en-masse to Plat Binary and Proxima Centauri B, C and D all strip-mined for resources and surrounded in dense layers of sacrificial war satellites and city-sized ground-to-space artillery.
It is calculated that these defenses will eventually fail, but will absorb the Solver's attack for enough years to prepare an overwhelmingly powerful and new fleet in the Plat Binary system which will pounce on exhausted Solver forces through Proxima and roll them all the way back through Sol.

This estimation will turn out to be fatally over-confident.

>>334525
>if the humans don't just stand around waiting for death like a bunch of bumbling sheep then obviously it's 40K HFY power fantasy slop with no in-between
do you ever listen to yourself?

>>334536
Sounds kino. Also,
>GOATed visual storytelling

>>334539
There's more to them being 40k than HFY, and 40k isn't necessarily HFY even nowadays.

>>334528
That sounds pretty in line with our output.

>>334541
a bunch of worker drones were able to hunker down and survive behind a few big doors. a single worker drone was able to take down countless DDs with the aid of a small pack of sentinels.
do you seriously think that ALL OF MANKIND'S INTERGALACTIC EMPIRE and ALL OF THEIR SPACEFARING TECHNOLOGY, given however long it takes the solver's main body and forces to travel from planet to planet– would just instantly roll over and die?

>>334543
I never said they'd instantly die. I said that it doesn't matter what they do, because the initial striking arm of the enemy infinitely respawns.

>>334544
The can hide and try and get people into camps to hide in as well, and obviously weapons of some kind work given the railgun

>the only major populations of humans left post solver war were in the space boonies
>the solver was capable of wiping systems in relatively short time because it was abusing interplanetary transportation infrastructure
>colony systems on the outskirts of the galaxy were "safe" because the infrastructure to get to them didn't exist or was in the middle of being made
>post war the human population is roughly 4 billion people spread thinly across reclaimed territory

>>334546
>the only major population of humans left post solver war were in the space Bonnies
Mother of God

>the solver can't do much trapped in Uzi's tail
>but it has just enough freedom to have some fun with the remnants of mankind and the "reformed" DDs living alongside them
>like, for instance, hopping onto the internet and releasing a "scoreboard" detailing how many lives each and every DD had ever taken
>complete with breakdowns of each of their kills by age group, sex, level of brutality...
>and even a highlight reel of their greatest kills!

Pidge's backstory is actually really dark and depressing

>>334549
those long, cruel nights at the vomit factory...

>>334549
I sure do love the utterly tragic tale of vomit, vomit, sex and birds.

>>334521
They all follow the orders of their supreme executive, who just so happens to be the Absolute Solver posessing Cyn, dressed in Tessa's nubile teenage flesh, and stuffed into an ill-fitting 5-star general's uniforml.

>>334482
I think it came up before, with the specific example of Pavo being found chewing on Techanon's remains and having a handful of lines before getting killed by V.

>>334555
Cute retard, I would Pidgemom

>>334556
oh no. did pidgemom try to mommabird pidge when she was still a pillbaby and accidentally rewire her brain to associate vomit with affection?

>>334557
Probably

Strawberry has a mushroom that causes you to hallucinate a thousands of tiny people or oogis.

>>334555
egg

>>334554
As the writer of that post, V doesn't kill him, he just grosses out J by chewing with his mouth open and talking with his mouth full.

>>334521
Republican democracy of course, the best that there is to offer.

>>334521
If you've ever played an EDF game, I imagine it "functions" the way the EDF does in the back half of the campaign.

>>334563
Play time paradox chicken with space god?

>>334536
>>Uzi's outfit is more provocative
>the Uzi who's constantly giving the viewers a good look at her bottom plate
>more provocative
Fuxking how?!

>>334564
I'm talking more 4-5. It gets bleak there.
Then again, EDF has this general undying human spirit to it that the Solver War wouldn't inspire as well.

>>334567
>I'm talking more 4-5. It gets bleak there.
Does it get any brighter in 6-7?

My interpretation of the "Solver War" is that at the moment it's more black ops to prevent the Solver from eating more planets via destroying corpse spires.

>>334568
NTA but EDF 7 doesn't exist and EDF 6 is fairly apocalyptic iirc.

>>334568
6 is a direct sequel to 5, and is all about fighting tooth and nail for a better future.

>>334570
>>334571
anon is doing the 6 7 meme you dorks

>>334485
Only the suit that N is wearing from meeleanicacs,
But this is just a cute picture, gonna get my shit together as soon as i cam

>>334574
We need cute greens with these two on an adventure

Solver war is FOTM?

>>334577
Ah

>>334577
its been FOTM for a few years now

>>334573
STUPID COW

spherical drones

>>334577
It's a swollen leech sucking on /md/'s creative juices.

>>334582
>it's ruining /md/ because I don't like it
seethe.

>>334584
Nta, but I don't hate solver war but just mutants and Pavo they're so overdone. How other concepts and characters supposed to go if we don't give them a chance like the absolute universe, sd-r and sd-s and whatever we let bowed?

>>334585
>Pavo
Pavo isnt a solver war OC lmao

>>334586
Explain how a capeshit-SD isn't a Solver War OC.

>>334587
nigga you cannot be calling anything capeshit when you’re the one claiming we should give the “durrr what if le DC absolute comics… but le MD???” idea a chance

>>334588
Two different Anons.

>>334584
An inordinate amount of /md/'s discussion and creative output is dedicated to something that has grown more and more disconnected from MD and its universe as it developed, to the point where an Anon straight up called it a superior setting to MD. You vantablack nigger.

>>334590
seethe.

>>334591
Not an argument.

>>334591
You're not even denying what he said.

>>334592
>>334593
never said it was an argument, and it never would be because you'd never change your mind anyhow. you're just gonna keep throwing tantrums over the other kids playing with their toys the wrong way while everyone else has their fun without you.

>>334594
You made it extremely obvious that you post all the mutant shit out of spite.

>/MD/ continue their offtopic and bottom of the barrel slop crusade.

>>334595
that's right, it's a conspiracy against you. nobody posts mutants because they like them, it's to spite you specifically.

>>334597
Anon was talking about you personally.

>>334583
Nice!

>>334598
he's wrong either way

phoenix melty?

>>334602
I thought his attitude was generally "I don't give a shit and if you're really annoying me I'll just fuck off for a while"

>>334602
I'm not Phoenix, and as far as I know neither is >>334593.

Are Phoenix and Pidge the same birdperson

>>334608
Anon, you cracked the code.

Murder Drones but Cyn sent Laborbots to deal with Copper 9

Peen

>>334610
Smaller and shittier than drones

>>334614
You can easily tell how bored /co/ fags are by trying to force drama here

Yep

N wonders if he’s even doing the right thing half the time.
When nobody is looking, he mourns Tessa

>>334548
Damn.

>>334550
Kekl.

>>334577
The Solver war has been discussed for over a year.

>>334583
Nice! The old team is back in action!

>>334603
Kekl.

>>334610
Yes, they're more compact. Further proof that labor bots are better than worker drones.

>>334614
Nice.

>>334618
N is an idiot.

I must return to Stoneposting.

>>334628
Hey! Leave some for N

I hate you.

SAY THE LINE BART

>>334630
But I don't hate you
> Well you definitely should

>/MD/ character assassination.

Cyn forcing AM to eat rocks.

>>334637
femanon suing the fuck out of Cyn

>>334638
>>334637
Cyn using Femanon as a skin suit

Sentinel Mylo aren't allowed in any close proximity of women.

>>334641
It's for his own safety.

>>334515
Star Wars drones would be something I would be interested to see ngl

>>334566
I'm guessing more like slave leia's outfit or something like that.

>>334613
Knock off worker drone models basically

>>334644
Power!!!
UNLIMITED POOOWEEER!!!

>>334641
Mylo needs to be curbstomped into the pavement.

>>334650
MaidKita!
SUIT KEET!!!

Colt looking like a carbon copy of his dad and his aunt

>>334650
>cross dress
You are better than this faggotory shit. Never again

>>334649
The T-shirt is in small size, the drones are just that tiny.

>>334650
kyoot

>>334650
Akita looks good in everything!
For Colt's benefit, I won't comment on the second outfit, and just say he looks sharp in a suit.

>>334649
Cute.

>>334650
Kek and cute.

>>334614
well written green, anon

TIL Akita was not made here.

debating if I should add the Murder Drones comic to my pull list or just wait for scans

>>334660
It's important you keep trying, and I commend the effort made with the outfit , cute idea

>>334662
There is already spent A MILLION AND HALF dollars on this. Spending even more money on it is literally disrespectful to both the show and yourself.

>[Giggle]
>[Anon. I Want. Apple Juice.]
>[Get J.]
>[I Want Apple Juice Squeezed By Her Thighs]

>>334665
Ah

>>334667
Aw

>>334649
if it was Emily, you would never see the shirt again

it's fucked up that there's an entire industry for drone snuff and robogore now. I know DDs can't really die, but I hope they get paid well because I can't imagine the therapist fees you'd rack up after getting fucked to death and/or torn apart on a weekly basis

>>334671
Have you seen the sheer amount of snuff Molly starred in?
Apparently that's how she could afford her lifestyle of drinking herself to sleep everyday

>>334671
>I can't imagine the therapist fees you'd rack up after getting fucked to death and/or torn apart on a weekly basis
They collectively murdered millions of people across seven star systems during the AS's rampage, this is fucking nothing compared to the psychological damage from that. Fuck, a bunch of them are doing it to raise money for squadmates who are still too mindbroken to be let out of the nitwit farm

>>334672
don't tell me you think all those vids are actually Molly? do you know how easy it is for one DD to look like another? there are a handful of genuine clips out there but they're hastily-taken shaky cam footage of one of Molly's suicide attempts shot from a distance by some gawking gorehound.