/md/ - Murder Drones

>>333398
>>333482
>In the tranquil embrace of her garden, we lingered amid the fading light of the day, the air thick with the subtle perfume of blooming flora.
>We shared simple pursuits her darting about to point out peculiar stones or vibrant petals, while I ambled alongside, my tail swaying in measured approval. Yet, beneath the veneer of contentment, a subtle shadow tempered my demeanor; not the depths of sorrow, nor the grip of melancholy but a muted joy, as if the boundless stars still whispered of quests unfinished, diluting the purity of the moment.

>My companionship in her solitary existence hovered closer, her optics scanning me with a flicker of concern. >"Happy? Not full happy[anxious]" she murmured, her childish voice laced with quiet desperation.
>"Want you stay and Feel home."

> I offered a reassuring nod, my ancient gaze meeting her glowing sensors.
>"Your hospitality honors the old little me, little one. I am content, though eternity's weight lingers."

>But she would not be sated by mere words. In her core, a fierce longing stirred to bind this wanderer to her side, to banish the veil of subdued happiness that clung to me like morning mist.
>Then, amid the rustle of leaves, an idea sparked within her circuits.

>"[Idea]" she exclaimed, bobbing excitedly.
>"Make better for you."

>Before I could inquire further, a soft whir emanated from her frame, and a faint mist dispersed into the air is sniffed strange spores. >The particles danced around her, reshaping her drone silhouette in a shimmer of illusion. >When the haze cleared, there stood a semblance of a human girl, though imperfect in its mimicry: her skin a pale white, like moonlit porcelain untouched by warmth; her eyes a dull yellow, devoid of life's sparkle, staring at me with an eerie vacancy; her hair a tangled mess of pink and green.

>"See? Human now." she said, her voice still fragmented and childlike, tilting her head with hopeful anticipation.
3/?

>>333570
> Strawberry's transformed her figure before me. It was a touching effort, born from the purest intent, and my immortal heart swelled with appreciation for this little drone's kindness.

> "Little Berry," I said softly, my tail giving a single, sincere wag, "your gesture warms the depths of my ancient soul. >To mimic the form of our lost masters... it speaks of a loyalty that echoes across the stars. >But alas, my senses are not so easily deceived. I can sniff the truth beneath the veil this is but an illusion, not the warm flesh and beating heart of a true human."

> Her shoulders now appearing slender and childlike slumped slightly, her optics dimming to a soft glow.
>"[Sad] Not good enough?" she murmured, her voice tinged with the fragility of a pup's first rejection.

> I stepped closer, nuzzling her illusory hand gently with my nose.
>"No, dear one, it is more than enough in spirit. You've captured the essence of what we both yearn for a companion's form, a reminder of simpler times."

> But before disappointment could fully take root, a spark ignited in her eyes. She glanced around the clearing, her gaze landing on a sturdy branch half-buried in the undergrowth. With a whir of determination, she bent down and plucked it up, holding it aloft like a treasured artifact.
>"Play? Like old days?" she asked, her tone brightening with hope. Then, with a playful swing, she hurled the stick across the meadow, where it tumbled end over end into the tall grass.

> Instinct, that primal fire etched into every fiber of my being, surged through me unbidden. >My paws moved before my mind could protest, propelling me forward in a joyful bound. >The wind rushed through my fur as I chased the stick, jaws snapping shut around it with a satisfying crunch.
>Triumphantly, I trotted back, dropping it at her feet, my tail wagging furiously despite the faint heat of embarrassment rising in my cheeks. >Eternity had made me a wanderer of stars, a keeper of ancient wisdom, yet here I was, reduced or perhaps elevated to the simple joy of fetch.

> "[Laugh] Fun! Again?" she exclaimed, clapping her hands in delight, her illusory form bouncing with glee.

> I chuckled, a deep, rumbling bark escaping me. "Ah, you've discovered my weakness, little one. Very well throw it once more. But mind you, this is... undignified for an immortal such as I."
>Yet even as I spoke, my eyes sparkled with unbridled joy, the embarrassment melting away like morning dew.

> And so we played, lost in the timeless dance of human and dog from eras long past. She threw the stick again and again, her laughter a sweet, tinkling chime echoing through the air as I retrieved it each time, my bounds growing more exuberant.
>We wandered the paths together, her hand occasionally brushing my back in mock guidance, as if leading a faithful companion on a leisurely walk. >We paused by a babbling stream, where she skipped stones across the water, and I splashed in playfully, shaking droplets from my fur to her delighted squeals. >In the open field, we sat side by side, her leaning against me as we watched clouds drift lazily overhead, sharing quiet moments of contentment. Hours stretched into what felt like days, the sun dipping and rising unnoticed, both of us consumed by a pure, unadulterated joy that banished the shadows of solitude.

> As the games wound down, my heart overflowed with gratitude. This little drone, with her earnest heart and clever illusions, had rekindled a spark I thought dimmed by the eons. >"berry..." I said solemnly, sitting tall before her,
>"you have given me a gift beyond measure a taste of the old ways, untainted by time. As a sign of my deepest thanks, I offer you the greatest honor a dog can bestow: you may pet me."

> Her eyes widened, her form hesitating as if frozen in uncertainty.
>"[Scared] Touch... bad." She extended a trembling hand, inching it closer to my fur, her optics flickering with worry.

> "Fear not," I reassured her gently. >"My immortality is woven with protections against the ravages of time and affliction. Touch freely, little one."

> Slowly, ever so tentatively, her fingers made contact with the top of my head, stroking the soft fur between my ears. >I closed my eyes, leaning into the touch, a contented rumble vibrating in my chest. >To my surprise and hers no harm came.
>No fungus sprouted, no mushrooms bloomed upon my eternal form. Instead, as she committed fully, petting with growing confidence and warmth, a subtle shift occurred.
>Then tiny specks (fleas) that had clung stubbornly to my coat through countless voyages withered and fell away, consumed by the gentle curse that spared me but eradicated them.

> "Oh, Berry," I said with a grateful sigh, opening my eyes to meet hers. >"You've done more than you know. Even in our advanced society, with all our neural implants and engineered wonders, these pesky nuisances have evaded our best efforts.
>You've rid me of them with your touch a true blessing."
>Overcome with affection, I leaned forward and gave her cheek a gentle lick, my tongue warm against her illusory skin, sealing our bond in the simplest, most heartfelt way.

> Exhausted from the day's revelry, we both collapsed onto the soft grass, side by side. She deactivated her illusion partially, her drone form humming softly beside me as we lay there, worries dissolving into the earth like rain. >The stars began to peek through the twilight sky, a gentle reminder of the vastness beyond, but for that moment, we were simply two souls at peace.

> Yet, as the night deepened, the call of the cosmos stirred within me once more.
>"Little one," I murmured, rising to my paws.
>"the time has come for me to continue my journey. The stars whisper of humans yet to be found, and I must heed their call."

> Strawberry's optics dimmed, her frame hovering close as if to cling to the moment.
>"[No] Stay... please. [Heartbroken]" >She reached out, but hesitated, her voice breaking in fragmented pleas.

> My heart ached, but resolve held firm.
>"This is not farewell forever, dear Berry. You've shown me joy anew, and for that, I will return one day. But the fetch across the galaxy awaits."
>With a final nuzzle and a promise in my eyes, she nodded reluctantly, her glow flickering with understanding. >As I boarded my vessel, her small form watched from the ground, waving until I pierced the atmosphere, carrying the warmth of our bond into the endless void.
>Although we have gone in separate ways, it wasn’t the end of our journey.
The end.
4/?

>>333568 (me)
Forgot the last thread: >>332654

>>333566
>Your power goes out
>You see purple eyes in the darkness

>>333575
>Keeter starts humming the Toreador March

I bought an Uzi model drone and she thinks that she has a solver

Sucking on Pepper's tits!

>>333578
who the hell is pepper?

>>333580
I see

Joblins, hobjobs, jugbears, all breedable

>>333511
Absolute madness.

>>333583
Literally The Raped

>>333574
Wait. You can make funposts on obituary sites?

>>333591
Nice

>>333591
Awful. Just awful.

I look forward to it so I can mock you verily for your silliness.

>>333592
That's hot scary
Imagine bumping into a J and instead of her getting all pissy at you she just stares at you
You'd be going about your routine and you swear in the corners of your eye you see that same J watching you
Then one by one any female, and sometimes male, drones in your life start going missing
You go to bed one night and wake up to an 8 foot tall titty monster J hunched over the foot of your bed

>>333512
Nice. Actually, I've also considered this worldview, as it's a classic case of humans as cattle and vampire overlords.

As anon noted: >>333513 humans, unlike drones, require much longer to become fully developed adults, as drones can literally manufacture themselves on an industrial scale, and I suspect disassemblers do too (well, I'm guessing that creating an untrained neural model and then a DD body for it would take much less time than the 15 years from conception in humans). This suggests to me that DDs could very soon outnumber the subjugated human population, unless, of course, they resort to massacres to control their population.

If the DDs can create a clear vertical power structure with society and laws that will help keep it in check, then we can achieve a world where the human minority can exist as a source of blood for a much larger community of drones playing yet another RP game about human society. It reminds me of a couple of vampire stories I read a long time ago.

>>333577
Dumb drone. Return it to the store and demand compensation.

>>333584
Why was the file deleted?

>>333591
YES! YEEEEEEEEES!

>>333592
>>333596
>Werewolf movie but it's about a J turning into a jugbear

>>333596
>You go to bed one night and wake up to an 8 foot tall titty monster J hunched over the foot of your bed
If this happened to me, I would at least ask her to be gentle.

>>333598
I don't think DDs reproduce

>>333572
good green

>>333604
Yeah but we're working from "Solverdrones can have babies" assumptions here, same as the "any other drone type can have babies with humans via one method or another" bit we all pretend is reasonable.

>>333604
None have tried before. They wouldn't have even known it was a thing any robots could do before they saw the Copper-9 drones found a way.

>>333598
If DDs can reproduce, then you simply need to control their reproduction. On pain of being tossed outside to the stars, most likely, since it's an existential threat. You'd likely have the DD government focused around keeping their own population in check as necessary and making sure that the populace is content with the state of affairs. And you'd have murder drones upset with that idea forming splinter factions, of course.
Then, one day, a DD reproduces illegally, yet its child is spared. With little to no support, it's dropped off to fend for itself and perform odd jobs for its higher-ups, only to soon be embroiled in an ancient conflict that could change, or even end, the world...

>>333604
Well, worker drones can reproduce, so why can't DDs? And I'm not just talking about DD-human, I'm also talking about drone-drone. If disassembly drones can replicate like can worker drones, then I think they'll be able to increase their numbers much faster than humans.

>>333612
>faster than humans

Arguably? I mean, a DD couple determined to do so could pump out pillbabies at whatever speed their solver-biology allows(and it would have to be that instead of factories, on account of typical code sharing only passing on a dormant solver itself rather than a DD body, and of the fact that DD bodies are just impossible to recreate through mundane means), but they're still a lot slower reproductively speaking than, say, WDs would be. Not to mention that while it dosent take the full 18 years (most likely) to have something resembling a DD it still dles take years like humans do(since the body needs to grow). Heck, it might even be possible that DD pills can't mature at all until "their" solver is "unlocked"(i.e. they get traumatized/heavily damaged).

>>333598
They don't have to eat only humans do they? If they need to fill holes in their diet(and exist on a planet where oil and metal are reasonably accessible) then why not just make drones as a kind of "nutrition bar" equivelant to the human's "real meat?"

>>333614
This is entirely up to the writer of green. We don't know how disassembly drones actually reproduce. Heck, we don't even know how worker drones actually develop from their pill state into an adult body. We only know that they spend some time in pill form, and then their consciousness is transferred to a full adult body.

I'm just making the assumption that disassembly drones are evolving much faster based on the fact that they:
1) Robots. It seems logical to me that machine life forms could evolve faster than biological ones. Plus, they're also dumb, which might also hint that their "brains" aren't all that complex.
2) They regenerate. We see how disassembly drones can regenerate at incredible speeds thanks to nanites. N, for example, lost his head, but it was fully restored in a couple of seconds. I think if this ability is used, it would be possible to create pillbabies and bodies for them in literally minutes, all you need is enough material.

Again, it's entirely up to whoever is writing the story, as we haven't been given ANY hints about it, it's entirely our guess.

>>333610
Have you been playing vtm lately ?

>>333618
SEX!

>>333618
Her ears wag and teeth chitter if you scartch behind her ears
she WILL get embarassed if you notice

>>333616
>Plus, they're also dumb, which might also hint that their "brains" aren't all that complex.
>it's another "the humans we see in this tonally fucked show aren't also haha fooni Invader Zim extras" episode

>>333615
Well, worker drones, as we know, can eat human flesh and various mechanical components, like batteries, as well as oil. I suppose their diet can include a lot of things, but the punch at the graduation makes me wonder: which human foods are lethal to which drones? I think it depends on their digestive system.

>>333622
>the punch at the graduation
I still remember that one post speculating that it's not that punch actually makes drones "super die" but that there was a long, long, long running telephone game series of miscommunications about Jonestown that ended up with the drones thinking that punch is a requirement for parties even though drinking it is instantly fatal.

>>333623
Keeter

>>333622
I don't think workers can eat flesh normally.
The issue with the punch is simply that it is water based, oil and water do not mix, getting water in their oil would cause all sorts of problems.

>>333627
Keeter lewd

>>333626
Damn, I made a mistake. I meant to say that disassembly drones can eat human flesh. What I meant was that worker drones seem to have much greater restrictions on their food choices than disassembly drones.

>>333627
All 3 characters who have gotten the big GETs so far are thread mainstays. It's fitting.

The pain

Does rat jane mean NOTHING

>>333633
To B maybe but she’s not here anymore.

>>333636
>during samosbor
No chance. May Vladimir Lenin protect their sinful souls when they see the purple mist.

But I think they'll be able to handle the aftermath of samosbor. Enforcer Masqy will be smashing samosbor's spawn with cool anime-style moves while the little guy runs away from the slime, kek.

It's Easter candy season. Give your Oogi lots of jelly beans.

Don’t you understand what it’s like to live in a state such as this

>>333623
femanons are known to be disproportionately powerful

>>333639
What is this nigga talking about?

>>333643
YES!!!!

>>333579
It's Dr Pepper.

>>333580
The Jangbang

>>333648
>Sentinel nune
I will believe in any god she tells me.

>>333649
Speak of the devil, what god does Lady E worship?

I like just thinking about the Jane gang sometimes, interacting and having fun

Would you love me if i was a human or a worm?

>>333656
If I take that lollipop off her face will she die?

>>333657
I think that will just call the cops. That’s her panic button.

>>333643
>>333648
Aleph and nun E in the same room
what happens?

>>333659
They drink tea or something

>>333661
Teli acts shy here but we all know that she's ordering an XXXL tentacle adapter for Anon Drone the second she gets a chance

>>333659
Aleph is converted by being threatened by E, Aleph tells her daughters that its all part of her prophetic plan but in actuality she told E of all the people they’ve killed. After she told E she really doesn’t believe what she’s preaching and she just wants to live an easy life. E is furious but she just takes her to jail for child abuse kidnapping and murder. Her daughters get sent to dd rehabilitation and Aleph gets raped by Strychnine in jail.

>>333663
Forgot her daughters are workers sorry.

>>333660
i fw it
the core emblem goes hard and im upset that i hadn’t thought of that.
I’ve been thinking about Solver Cultists and how they’d behave as like, rpg enemies. i imagine them to be right bastards, self-sacrificing to inflict permanent stat debilitations on your party members. they ain’t got business on the mortal plane no mo’. the world’s already ending, they’ll meet again along the foggy shores of lake hali.

Throw Pidge eggs.

>>333666
What? Make Pidge lay eggs? Well she looks kinda cute I guess...

>>333668
Pidge is a solver witch? Doesn't that mean she can make everyone vomit with her powers?

>>333670
Pidge about to fuck herself

>>333672
The Telies will fight until the stronger one emerges and claims Anon

>>333669
yknow, a solver witch with a passive nausea aura that affects even regular drones without eldritch meat inside of them sounds like a cool idea. bitch is the elephant’s foot on two legs.

>>333675
Or Anon is going to get droned by Telie^2, huh

>>333674
Demon core drone

>>333674
So like Nurgle?