The Incredibly Good Booru: https://dronebooru.co Wheel of many, many, many, many OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf Wheel of extraordinary modifiers: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf The wiki inside the beautiful Booru: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character The Very full of information Wiki (Wow!!): wiki.dronebooru.co Last thread: >>342743
>>343343 >Uzi stepped out of her room and into the familiar dim glow of the Copper-9 colony corridors. >The emergency lights buzzed overhead like they always had, casting long shadows across dented walls and the scattered debris. >Her railgun felt heavy on her back, the Solver tail trailing behind her like an annoyed shadow. >“Alright, N.” she muttered, voice echoing a little too loudly. >“If this is another weird solver hologram, i swear to robo-god.” >She started walking. >The first drone she saw was Thad leaning against a locker exactly where he used to hang out. >His visor glowing with the same casual green. >“Hey, Uzi!” he called, waving with that same dopey grin. >“Thank you for saving us again! You’re the coolest!” >Uzi slowed, railgun lowering a fraction. >“Thad? What the hell happened? Where’s N and V?” >Thad’s grin didn’t twitch. >“Thank you for saving us again! You’re the coolest!” >Same words. >Same tone. >Same little head tilt. >Uzi’s eyes narrowed. >“Uh… yeah, I heard you the first time, dude. Seriously, where’s...” >“You saved us again! You’re the coolest!” >She took a step back. >Her tail flicked irritably. >She pushed past him. >Thad just stayed there, frozen mid-wave, repeating the line under his breath like a corrupted audio file. >Further down the hall, Lizzy was perched on a crate. >“Uzi, that outfit is so last century ” she said without looking up. >Uzi snorted. >"that outfit is so last century.” >Lizzy’s hand kept moving in the exact same looping motion. >Uzi’s fans whirred louder. >“Lizzy. Stop. Look at me.” >“Uzi, that outfit is so...” >“Ugh. Forget it.” >She kept moving, boots clanking faster now. >The deeper she went, the worse it got. >A group of her old classmates stood in the cafeteria. >Laughing at the same joke they’d told a thousand times. >Some kid whose name she’d never bothered learning kept slapping the table on the exact same beat. >She passed the old bunker entrance. >A worker drone corpse was slumped against the wall… >Except yesterday that same chassis had been three corridors over, half-buried under a collapsed vent. >Now it was here, arms neatly crossed like someone had posed it for a photo. >Another body a small one she remembered vividly from the past. >It lay ten feet away in a spot that used to be clear. >Its head was turned the wrong direction, visor cracked in a smile that didn’t belong on a dead drone. >Uzi growled under her breath. >“All of this is wrong.” >She kicked a loose panel. >It skittered across the floor and hit another corpse that definitely hadn’t been there a minute ago. >“N!” she yelled, voice cracking with frustration. >“V! If you two are pranking me I swear I will blast both of you!” >No answer. >Just the low hum of the colony and the faint, repeating laughter from the cafeteria looping on endless repeat. >Uzi gripped her railgun tighter, purple glow flaring across her visor. >“This isn’t home. This is… something else. And I’m done playing along.” >She marched toward the central hub, determination burning hotter. 12/?
>>343676 I think anons just want to create characters with whom they can create interesting stories. I haven't created any OCs myself, at most I've given them ideas when they came up.
>>343676 OCs are basically "puppets" you built yourself. I like them because: >You control everything (story, personality, fate.) >You can express ideas or feelings through them. >It feels more “yours” than using others characters.
Although I’m curious. How do anons use characters that aren’t really “theirs.” other than fucking them cause i worried too much for writing them out of character while mine barely ever get used by others, for reasons they probably know?
>>343671 Dronetism Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Beretta the Drone and Jane the Human The pain will never end, it's Dronetism Time
>>343682 >How do anons use characters that aren’t really “theirs.” Simple, I just nab em and use them in my greens >other than fucking them Well I... huh... I wrote a lot of smut huh?
>>343682 >Why I like using other people's ocs I find that oc's greens cool or intresting, I like being part of the community and engaging with the thread's really creative ocs. Even the lewd stuff I've written is in character to not disrespect the anons who have come before me. I guess I'm just not creative enough to come up with characters that I care about on my own.
>As for how I write them I start to understand how they work as a character then I start thinking up scenarios. After that I stress over/ pour over the preexisting to get a better understanding of the character so I don't butcher them. When the time is right I write the green and then post it.
>>343682 anything beyond fuckening requires a high level of care, respect and knowledge of the oc, most anons dont wanna deal with all that i imagine, so more complex greens are written by the creators themselves
>>343688 To write a big green story with a big plot, you need to have a lot of time to create it, end being fully involved in the process and not getting distracted by other crap. It's difficult.
>>343687 Yeah. And the joke was that I was taking one for the team as in righteously I like (you)s and being bold enough to try and post an anchor. So that other anons have an excuse to repost their greens without it being considered spam or attention whoring.
>>343690 I'm going to take the time to vent that I really don't know how to properly write for Teli. I understand her motivations and as character, its just that I don't exactly know how she talks. I'm afraid she would come off as a generic shy girl even though there's more to her than that. There aren't many greens about her so most of her characterization comes from images, her wiki page or a few notable greens.
>>343538 Anyone who thinks mushrooms are plants will suffer horrors beyond comprehension. >>343688 The best way is to read greentexts, ask the creator directly, or just observe how the character is used when questions get answered. Same goes with me.
>>343692 teli is barely even a character, shes more of a fun thing to draw. she didnt even have a name at first, took a while for her to get one. theres the dynamic between her and toffee but thats barely been expanded upon. i dont see why youd dedicate anything beyond the simplest of greens to her
>>343676 When you're writing something and there's no character who can fill a role you have in mind, you literally have no other choice than to make an OC.
I guess while I'm on this topic, does anyone know if this guy shows up in any other episodes than 2 and 3? I have a role in mind I think I want this background character to fill and I want to make sure there's no details about him other than: >sits next to Uzi >got his head slammed into his desk by Uzi I'm basically going to turn him into an OC because I need this specific role and he's the closest thing I think I got in canon to it
>>343692 I'll give you some advice: dont care about it. I don't give a shit if my green with OC isn't 99.9 percent how the author of the OC envisions it, becous I write greens with OCs only because I like them, I don't intend to claim them for myself, and other anons understand this too, and they write greens with OCs for the same reason.
>>343696 Yeah, I fogot about that. I should write to amuse myself, thanks for reminding me. I don't really care necessarily about it being exactly how the author would have done it more like how the thread would have. I guess its in a ambiguous spot
>>343697 I had thought so too, but the helmet has white on the top stripe and the body in the scene has differently-colored clothing. My beloved chud may still be out there
>>343683 J SEX YES But also Anon's sitting kinda weird, is he on a benchpress or something, or has he taken the form of a coffee table using his vile green magics?
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>>343728 they'd have to completely rework most of the pages they've got for it to even come close to being fixed. seriously, I can't believe how poorly adapted the original script to the format. in writing it's faithful to a fault but with zero consideration to the pacing or delivery of most lines also the artist can't draw drone expressions for shit
>>343732 That's exactly my issues with it too. The pacing is so bad that you can't just add pages to an already-finished comic to fix it. The pacing issues show up from panel to panel on the same page. You can't fix that without editing the art around (which I doubt they'll do.
Also it doesn't fix the dogshit that was the hallway scene. Khan leaving Uzi is easily the part in episode 1 that grabs people's attention, and in comic form it's just a wet fart of a moment. Also V being around for J killing N makes no fucking sense.
>>343741 In what sense, that they're machines who sprouted organic parts or that they're just immobile skeletons with melted human flesh sloughed off of them?
>>343746 Humans who stabilized into a new form of life. An entirely separate species. To quote the Absolute Solver "I was wondering what would happen if what was left of the humans had to contend with a species that was better than it. So I decided to turn a few million into demigods. Now they'll worship me until I get tired and eat them as well."
>>343692 >Teli cannonically is outwardly shy, quiet and awkward, often talking in pieced up sentences after being able to gather her thoughts, implode silently on what they said or the reaction they had gotten. >If the other person does not reply or seem uninterested they will fidget and watch the other person >If they are more comfortable they will start to become more raunchy and slightly more playful while still finding approval for their words in the other person, but they will swear and yell if comfortable >they can be a bit of a tsundere in a way(?) By being mean and calling the other names playfully >she also has the issue in believing no one is interested in her, even if she pursues 'anon' she will have a hard time believing it's real if she ever did get a hint. >she keeps her thoughts and loud feelings to herself unless she goes into another room and just silently crash out >yes Teli is dainty and meek when you meet her, it's like befriending a feral cat.
>>343756 >as per our should also be red text, at least >That speech bubble should be split into 3 smaller ones. > Also the cameras are too oval and J’s head is too big.
Keeter reimagined >She does look like a Drone >But if she loses control or focus, she physically transforms into her Solver Sapien form. Said form is a lot more inhuma and powerfully built
>>343791 >It's already gone The bits I've seen are more than enough to convince me that not spending money on backing this was ultimately the right call
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>>343818 if you have a copy of a pdf you can just download Calibre and convert it to an epub, open file explorer, right click on your new epub and extract it for all the images I'm going to have a field day with all these clean high res panels to get some good reaction/funny images out of
>>343755 >As the only male disassembly drone There's more disassembly drones out there than the trio squad we see in the show though? Remember the room full of dead DD's in ep 6.
>>343848 I think the first few pages look the best mostly because there's more effort in the backgrounds. The later pages in the issue are more focused on the characters, which really makes the artist's inexperience with drone design language apparent. Here's the final page in comparison
>>343791 Comicfag: can you please post the pages to here directly? I was only able to see like a quarter of it before catbox's retardation kicked in and I would like to cite my sources as I rage. >inb4 they fucked up Teacher, a drone with ONE personality trait >he's a genuinely caring educator now
>>343850 Can’t really fault gookchan for not knowing how to draw drones when the show has constant errors. But like Uzi’s shoulders are suspened in mid air. Drones have a little pin that the arm theoretically hinges around but the show doesn’t respect that.
I have a feeling that Glitch Productions just doesnt know what to do with Murder Drones anymore other than just making merch. Prematurely ending the entire series with just one episode kind of left them with no wiggle room other than making shorts or being referenced in other Glitch media. If this poor comic adaptation doesnt say that then I don't know what does.
>>343873 Couldnt agree more. They could have thought smart and went with a manga studio for the comic adaptation,(no to mention as well really help out fleshing certain scenes,lore bits and of course emotions), but also help Murder Drones get a much larger audience, especially those who liked eldrich horror. But nah instead we got endless fumbling
>>343875 I never really cared about the "We need a bigger audience" explanation, as I feel like Murder Drones already has a big enough audience and an indie studio shouldn't be this obsessed over ratings.
>>343889 >no one in Louisa's rich, vain social circle notices or cares that a worker drone is wearing the busty human around >not even James cares when Cynisa decides to give Tessa a new sibling (with the help of big brother N of course)
>>343873 Why do you think they did it. Liam having ADHD is one thing, but why'd Glitch sign off on his proposal to skip all the buildup and rush to the Cynwalker reveal? Think there's something to that theory that having Murder in the title got them dinged by the YouTube algorithm and they figured doing any more MD than the minimum would be throwing good money after bad?
>>343891 NTA. I don't think that like yousay, because Murder Drones didn't gain its audience through an algorithm, but through word of mouth and bloggers who talked about the show in every way possible.
I'm more inclined to think Glitch simply saw HOW successful Cirque was over drones and wanted to quickly shut down the less successful show so they could focus on producing Cirque and finding a new successful show, because when Cirque ends, they'll lose money. Their new shows are on par with drones in terms of reach, but I can definitely see that they're much, really much more expensive to produce.
>>343896 No, I remember they kept talking about the first season until the circus came out, after which any mention of a multi-season show was stopped.
>>343897 Where the fuck could you even go for season 2 though? They escalated to the top of any possible threat ladder, anything short of that can be no diffed...
>>343910 To consider: if it doesn't break formatting, putting Doll's lines in >"<>" in future greentexts, to better distinguish her from the Absolute Solver's lines being in >[]
And there we go. Honestly... I feel a little of regret paying for the 250 bucks tier. How they can fuck it up this BAD.
Had small doubts on the first issue because It was the first one, but oh my fucking god. What they were thinking on fitting two episodes in a 20-22 page American format? Lots of context cut, visual cues not available, too much text in multiple panels. FUCK even the comic reads better without the whole text???
Now I have to find any people that had the comics from Cult of the Lamb if they had any similar issues with pacing, or it is JUST a specific issue from translating a show to a comic format
>>343932 Let me grab it directly from the kickstarter
>Also, we’re working behind the scenes to add even more MURDER and DRONES to your MURDER DRONES comics and graphic novels. The standard American comic release is 20-22 pages per issue, and we’ve quickly come to realize that it isn't enough space to do true justice to Liam Vickers' amazing vision. Over the course of the coming months, you’ll see us adding even more content to upcoming issues (on top of the 30+ page HOME special we announced as a new, free addition to the campaign a few weeks back) to expand the pacing of each chapter – and, before you receive your graphic novel copies this November, we’re going to go BACK into issue #1 to add even more pages to the first issue. So please standby: UPGRADE IN PROCESS!
>As such, we’re adjusting our release timeline for the MURDER DRONES single issue series as currently planned for comic shops (and the digital copies released to you here on Kickstarter) – BUT NOT BY MUCH SO WE CAN ADD MORE!
How many pages? I am not sure, knowing now they have some incredibly tight timing to re-edit, print and ship to multiple comic stores PLUS producing the whole thing for the 8k+ kickstarter backers
The issue here is that they did not expect the fan base to be so blunt about the comic, and it clearly shows that most of the characteristics were watered down, sanitized. A lot of things lost around. If it gets worse, oh dear. I don't even want to imagine for episode 6-7 (hurr durr), If they fuck up the handhold scene I'm going to be MAD
>>343933 >>343934 It was the first time I brought something so damn expensive, but the hit was lowered down by paying the whole thing in 3 months... But hey, at least is not as like the people who paid 1 or 2k bucks
This whole comic stuff made me sad. I don't want them to keep ruining everything, I just want sentinel Fuguedrone to hug me and tell me everything will be okay.
>>343935 >2k An Elagoo neptune 4 max 3d printer is around 340 USD, lets put the average price of PLA filament at 15 usd/KG, a drone's chassis shouldn't realistically weigh more than 15 KG so that's a material so that's 225 USD, the rough cost of a raspberry pi with all the components for running a local chatbot model are around 400 USD, which leaves us wtih 1035 USD leftover for a wig, other bits you need for the noodle limbs and a nice fleshlight to get that homebrew adapter and you should still have wiggle room for inaccurate pricing or if you want to use better PLA
I know almost all of the OCs were negatively affected by the war but which ones really need a hug and to be told "It's over. There's no point in going on. It's over. Try and relax"?
>>343911 I can't be the only one who hates that "J can't regen because there's not enough matter" but can turn into a gigantic centipede that probably took way more matter to make than her actual body.
>>343930 holy shit that was awful. bad enough that once again they make next to no effort to adapt the script for comics, but trying to cram two episodes into one issue bastardized both Doll and the Solver's introductions
>>343965 No, I call bullshit too. Between the J-pede and sentinels being dinosaurs, I wonder how MD would have turned out if Liam's last second "Dude, wouldn't it be cool if..." changes got responded to with "No."
>>343964 >Molly It's clear why. She clearly had more than a hundred attempts to kill herself before she fully regained control.
>Stone But even though the war is over, the fire of hatred within him will never die.
>Elf Now you don't need to fear that one unfortunate day your life will end forever. Now you can rest and enjoy the fruits of your service to humanity with peace of mind.
>Buddy >"Everything is fine, no need for hatred now. Your friend has returned, it really is him. Now rest, everything will be fine, no matter what happens, everything will be fine."
>Pavo He still has a lot of work to do, because not all disassembly drones have yet accepted that the universe belongs to humanity again, and he is happy.
>>343971 and iirc his girlfriend got mad when he took advantage of that despite the fact it was her idea in the first place and she'd been fucking other dudes
To anyone who’s been following the “Berry canon storyline” i won't be continuing it for a while… I’m not sure why maybe it’s just a lack of motivation but I don’t feel the same spark I used to. I’ll still be working on other things, but for now, there’s something else I want to focus on writing. >>343964 All oc's need therapy.
Anon she was HOPING her life would end. Deeply, desperately longing that there would be some point at which she would be free from "service and submission" to her human masters so hard that she was genuinely overjoyed when she thought she was dying. She gave exactly zero fucks about the War.
Knowing that she's got to live in a human society now, possibly forever depedning on how much maintenance the corps gives her? Worse, getting that explicitly spelled out for her? I don't think Cyn herself could manage a worse torture.
>>343976 You wanna love her but you better not touch (don't touch) You wanna hold her, but your senses tell you to stop You wanna kiss her but you want it too much (too much) She's poison, running through your veins
>>343977 She'll now have far more freedom than she had before the war, she can now pursue a hobby in between destroying underground cults, feral disassembly drones, and mutants.
Plus, she's no longer a worker drone but a sentinel drone, a machine of absolute war. She's stronger and faster than any human in the universe, and humans treat her with gratitude and awe. She'll never again be looked at with disdain, threatened, or humiliated. She can literally walk up to anyone on the street and fuck him on the spot, in front of passersby and his wife, and she'll get away with it. She's the elite of a new society, literally an aristocracy, but not the spoiled human aristocracy of the pre-war Federation, but a proper military aristocracy.
>>343979 From top to bottom, my guesses at least >Pavo >Sd-Y, Sd-Phi, Mini Y or U-U, Delta and Theta >L ( description applies to a few ocs) >Strychnine >Strawberry? Not so certain on this one
>>343987 The key to a man's heart is through his stomach. No- not like that. It's not literal. You shouldn't crawl through a man's stomach. Haha, don't worry- every girl makes that mistake at least once.
Yes, she's stronger now but that strength isn't hers and never will be: it's humanity's. Yes she's beloved by humans now but she's beloved as a tool and accomplishment. Yes she's elite and above the common man, but only in those ways a trained warhorse is elite compared to a peasent.
Then look at the costs of that: her freedom, forever. Her body is not her own; her mind is not her own; her very soul, even, may be shackled by the command codes Holly implanted in her. She can fly all she wants but they will never let her flee. She can fight all she wants but they will never let her face them. She can do anything she wants so long as its anything they allow: which, of course does not include leaving, whether in a coffin or otherwise. Can you not see why this would bother her? Why she would (rightly) see herself as just a bluer DD(likewise conscripted from death to fight as favored toys to an uncaring god)? Why even the perks she does have would seem mere scraps thrown to a hound? Say what you will about life as a worker. At least she, ELF, could choose how she lived it.
Also >treated with disdain, threatened, or humiliated She's Holly's beloved testbed: she'll never be any of those things by another human, but only because her mistress would exsanguinate anyone stupid enough to insult her masterpiece. From Holly herself though? Remember that she has remote control over literally all of Elf's systems and their sensory input. And that, as a personal project, she is NEVER letting her go.
>>343993 Don't go there, if this is purgatory and 4cucks is the first layer of hell then that place is the DLC new game+ area Dante didn't write about in his book and by that I mean nothing but kiddy porn and kitty gore awaits you there
>>344003 >Say what you will about life as a worker. At least she, ELF, could choose how she lived it. Not really. Her entire existence as a worker was being ordered around, suffering the consequences of those orders, and then narrowly evading pseudo-Solver entities as a ZD. >Remember that she has remote control over literally all of Elf's systems and their sensory input. Only works as long as she's alive, and those controls have a range.
>>344003 You're mistaken if you think that as a WD, Elf could decide anything other than whether to live as a worthless slave or be disposed of. That's not the case now. Now she's free to do almost anything. She's not just free like us, no, anon, in her new form, she's freer than the two of us combined. We are bound by a social contract, where our possibilities are limited by the freedoms of others, so that neither we nor they are harmed, and for this, we pay not only with a portion of our freedom but also with a duty to society, in the form of taxes and mandatory of service. She, however, can do whatever she wants, and for that, she must fight and not harm too many people, that's why I called her part of the military aristocracy.
She's free, anon. Free as an individual, because the social contract grants her more privileges than we can even dream of, and free as a drone, because no one will ever try to dispose of her at any arbitrary moment.
>>344010 >being ordered around, suffering the consequences of those orders How is that any different than her current one? Becuase she has vacation days? At least back then she had the choice to die(one that she did, I must remind you, eventually take, and moreover yearn for when she was repaired). "Serve OR die" and not just "serve," because if she refused her body would obey her rather than her superior officers.
>Only works as long as she's alive, and those controls have a range You are talking about Eliza Holly: the genius with unlimited funding actively investigating immortality serums and who implanted Elf with a code-deep "don't harm me" command as her literal first action when upgrading her. As for the range: Elf boasts the single most advanced sensor and communications suite ever developed by Humankind mounted on her head. If there's a limit on her leash it's "same planet" at absolute best.
>>344015 Elf is certainly a special drone, but not so special as to be the only one. It's already been mentioned that Elf is only one of its kind, the first, but that doesn't make her so important that someone like Holly would keep her close at all times. She'll likely keep a close eye on her for the first year, but only to gather data, and then she'll shift her attention to other projects, abandoning Elf entirely.
Plus, we're talking about a scenario where humanity survives Cyn's defeat, so there's a 100% chance Holly will have other things to do besides dominate a depressed drone.
>>344016 (me) >It's already been mentioned that Elf is only one of its kind Oh, yes, the peculiarities of language. I wanted to say here that Elf is just one of it's kind.
>>344014 >neither we nor they are harmed Literally built into her architecture. If a human isn't marked "hostile" her arms and legs literally won't work against them. Remember: she's uniquely "bound" in ways the others aren't because Holly made her.
>mandatory service >duty to society What do you think life as a Sentinel is? They don't just sit around all day! She certainly would were she able, but that whole "command codes" business precludes it.
>other than whether to live as a worthless slave or be disposed of That's the point: she could in fact choose to go against her place, and she could in fact choose to die. She treasured both by the end of her green at least.
>whatever she wants So long as that's fighting whenever ordered and living and increasing the human population. Maybe, if she's very lucky, they'll let her break minor laws like stealing too! Sure she can paint and go on "break" and whatnot now, but that's all withthe stipulation that it happens when-they-want and how-they-want it(I presume command would look poorly on a anti-human piece, for instance). Watched from her own eyes and listened in on from her ears, she can do only whatever command allows, too valuble to even get the mercy of privacy.
It should also be pointed out that there is no shortage of death in the Solver War. A post-war Elf is an Elf that wants to live to some degree, otherwise she'd have found a way to die at some point.
Eh, Yes and no: I figure that, if Holly survives, she's going to want to keep testing and more specifically keep testing on Sentinels. Probably not those exclusively but definitely as a significant chunk of her research. Elf is:
>unattached(Holly is her technician) >unliked(human hating coward in the courageous human lovers club) >easily controlled(command codes) And most importantly of all, the thing that made her special in the first place >extremely durable mentally(i.e. capable of enduring more and more extensive modifications than any other Sentinel)
All in all a perfect test subject for Holly to use again and again and again in the post-war since the other Sentinels are now "off limits" to "serious science" thanks to them having rights now. The would-be deserter on the other hand? No problems having fun with THAT one wherever and whenever she may please...
>>344021 >she's uniquely "bound" in ways the others aren't because Holly made her. This only applies to Holly. She can't harm Holly alone, but otherwise, she can cause harm to people of any level.
>What do you think life as a Sentinel is? During the war: constant war 24/7 with breaks for repairs and recharging, in very rare moments exile to the rear for a short period of time to maintain psychological stability at the necessary minimum. After the war: mostly peaceful life. You can do anything, from a simple life or a career elsewhere, to continuing your military service in the army's strike forces. However, I believe all sentinel drones, without exception, will be enlisted in the reserves and can be mobilized at any time by conscription, for example, to support the police or participate in special military operations. Even though the war is over, they continue to be humanity's most powerful fighting force, no matter what their occupation, and in a new society where humans and disassembly drones live together, they are one of the barriers preventing disassembly drones from taking over humanity.
>Third point. Well, she's depressed, that's true, nothing can be done about it. I would tell her not to be sad.
>Fourth point Keeping sentinel drones under such strict control only makes sense during the war, when they could go crazy and become uncontrollable, insane machines. But after the war, it makes no sense unless you want them to continue to become insane machines and run amok. Plus, Elf isn't a clone of K.
According to her ? Page on the booru she's "a unique drone" with "several anomalous properties" in addition to being the only one who can handle Holly's experimental mods. Sounds like something Holly might want to analyze in depth once the war's over...
>>344027 This is a possible scenario if Holly finds nothing more interesting than continuing to experiment on sentinel drones. I think, with the sword of Damocles no longer hanging over her and humanity, which Cyn keeps raising and lowering, she might find other avenues of exploration, like finding a way to understand where the solver itself came from. (I think she's confident and narcissistic enough to actually doing that.)
>>344032 It's weird, I remember her author mentioning that model of Elf also exists to kill sentinel drones that have gone berserk, and that if something happens, another "Elf" might come to her. If I remember correctly, becous this discussion was over a year ago.
>>344034 Eh, I'm just going from the booru here. Figured the author made it from the "thank you" at the end. https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/elf?z=2
Also of note: >Now Holly has a new pet >a unique experimental Sentinel Drone >being unable to harm humans >The fact that they’ve messed with her body and mind in such a way; limiting her autonomy; has caused Elf great despair. >In her eyes she’s worse off than she was before in that regard, essentially being their slave; >at least as a worker drone, she had the option of putting up some resistance, however small.
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>>344033 And is the SubjugateSolver program not her best bet at doing that? Face it: no matter where she researching post-war, her darling creations are sure to be a major part of it.
>AM could have possibly prevented Cyn from devouring the Earth >But he didn't >Why? >Because, he can't change who he is deep down >And if letting his old body be consumed in order to witness the most painful thing humanity can collectively feel being the loss of it's cradle, then so be it
>>343993 Just about the weirdest question I've seen asked on here. I've seen stuff on /g/ that suggest as little as going to the site without multiple layers of setup will fuck you/your computer/your IP range over. But hey, you must be that exasperated for whatever reason. It's like you forgot how they post/what they post several months ago.
>>344041 >Uzi, moments before spitting out the dumbest fucking statement you have ever heard >She's totally confident and totally violent about it too: you saw her break a guy's screen for cringing at it >Do (you) attempt gremlin correction anyways?
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>>344050 You think she upscaled Tessa before or after she "made the dress?"
>>344052 I can't believe Cyn used her TOTALLY CANON gigantification powers to temporarily enlarge Tessa and make her eat the whole earf just so she could shrink her back down and tease her for being a tessorb
>>344052 Definitely before. Tessa got to experience a few confusing moments of being a planetary-scale goddess before an equally large autistic worker drone grew inside of her.
>>343987 >anon takes a bite out of the sandwich >gives her a little smile and headpats her >anon tells her that he's looking forward to what she'll cook next
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>>344055 >Ghost-Tessa is now planet-scale too >planet sized ghost = planet sized ghost powers >she can now power entire solar systems at a time through her EMF readings alone
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Mini V: the perfect assistant for ALL your mindbroken minions!
>>344044 Nta but can you elaborate on the “I've seen stuff on /g/ that suggest as little as going to the site without multiple layers of setup will fuck you/your computer/your IP range over.” part? I’m not really tech savvy
>>343910 Did the artist randomly teleport Doll into her prom dress between panels? I don't see any shoulder straps and she's got a random bow in front...
>>343910 >Doll's parents die panel by panel >Still have absolutely no sense where/when they did so: the background could just as easily by the Bunker as the ruins outside
kek. looks like they were faithful with the ambiguity at least
>>344074 >Beretta is a big woim >Mac is made of flesh (girls still want to force feed him rocks and cut him open to play with his organs) >Negev is a DD >Geist is a sickly normalfag (for now...) >Keeter is going through eldritch meat puberty >Colt is going through eldritch meat puberty and has 99 Insight
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>>344074 Blue actually made this one >inb4 Sapien Colt's an overcompensating tough-guy, Worker Keet is the way-too-cheerful pushover her parents expect to calm his tard rages
>>344080 >but since she doesn't have enough Insight in this state, all it amounts to is feeling phantom feet (including pain in her phantom feet) and the occasional sense something's amiss
>>343927 You know I wonder if they're even going to keep the Yeva segment if they refuse to set up her appearance beforehand. Might not even be too bad: they clearly need all the space they can get to fix the rest of their bullshit.
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>>344080 >the touch of crazy just makes her hotter >half her age group has at least tried to flirt with her once or twice >she's noticed absolutely none of this >of course, dating Anon IS a little distracting by nature...
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>>344077 >Colt's too sane to go nutty, even with maxed insight >He just hangs around riffing on story structure (both for greens and the show itself) and making fun of the anons. >Only thing he doesn't see coming is his puberty
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>>344077 >now that he's made of flesh, Mac is too weak to fight directly against even his WD stalkers >has to be rescued weekly by his family members like a discount Princess Peach >still refuses to stop streaming
>Solverpede Beretta is still big on western sci-fi, but her favorite is Dune ("He just like me fr fr," she has said at the end of Children of Dune and more than once in her readings of God-Emperor of Dune) >in fact, Star Wars is one of the few sci-fi series she hates (do not bring it up around her, she WILL yammer your ear off about how it's a shoddy ripoff of Dune) >unlike the Geists out there across time and space, she doesn't use holograms and Nth dimensional shenanigans to seem normal when she's out and about >one time, she got invited to a cool high school party with discreet antifreeze and magnets, and under the influence demanded to be called God-Empress and vowed she would rule in a thirty five hundred year reign of terror for the good of all dronekind >it was the funniest shit any of the other kids had ever seen, and in fact the reason she was invited was because Yeva was confident she'd do something bueno like that while disinhibited by illicit substances >fortunately for Beretta, the moment passed by the time anyone remembered they had their phones, so there is only word of mouth attesting to the incident
>>344089 I'm increasingly under the impression that the writer gave so little of a fuck he didn't even watch the show and instead just read a barebones script so he's oblivious to things like line delivery
>>344095 >Teacher caring now >Khan being comedy-only, no seriousness attached to literally anything he says or does >Random Lizzy "every man for himself" dialogue change, which only makes sense if you treat her initial "reasoning" as the truth >V looking confused, not honored/overwhelmed, at becoming prom queen
Dammit anon you're right. I can't think of literally any other reason they would direct the art/writing this way. And given how much of Murder Drones is conveyed through tone and implication... >inb4 we MAY, if lucky, keep at least Tessa being sinister and manipulative
>>344096 take it with a grain of salt but as I understand it the script is written first and lays out the necessary panels and the dialogue to be incorporated into them before it's handed off to the artist. so afaik the artist has control over the general placement of the bubbles in the scene but not how many bubbles or panels there are or how they're paced. you can absolutely blame the artist for the poor quality of the expressions further muddling things, though.
>>344091 >implying that his weakness wouldn't lead to Mac discovering and developing his shapeshifting much sooner than Keeter would, purely so he'd have some means of protection from Femanons >primarily flying and wall/ceilingcrawling >as a wise Missourian autismo once said, "You can't fuck what you can't see!"
>>344096 The script will make a new line per speech bubble for the letterer to do his job. It's totally the writer's fault the dialogue is this way. >https://comicsexperience.com/scripts/ Examples of comic scripts
>>344086 >>Colt's too sane to go nutty, even with maxed insight It helps that his big sister is also a Solverpede, so he's not scarred for life by seeing what Uzi really is.
>"Grandma?" >"Hm?" >"Uh, hypothetically, would it be weird if a guy about my age was in a relationship with the ghost of one of his mom's high school classmates, who she killed, and it started because they both knew that it would piss off his mom if she knew it was happening and also ghosts were real, but then they started getting actual feelings for each other? Hypothetically." >"... That's an oddly specific scenario. But it's one I have plenty of doujins and light novels of!" >"So, not weird?" >"Do you and your girlfriend want it to be weird...?" >[uproarious Rebecca cackle right in Colt's audioreceptor]
>>344037 No, Holly isn't just a scientist focused on one area, she can conduct comprehensive research, so her new interest may or may not involve sentinel drones. She has the resources, and now she has the time.
>>344036 It's weird, I remember all the lore greens about Elf, and she's capable of harming people, and only Holly was protected by protocols, so she couldn't kill her and herself when she woke up. Well, it seems like if the author wrote it, it's true, but I can speculate that after the war, she actually has much more autonomy, just like I described.
>>344093 >fortunately for Beretta, the moment passed by the time anyone remembered they had their phones, so there is only word of mouth attesting to the incident Lucky bitch.
You know what I hate most in this fucking world? Drone teachers. I had some in high school, and I know there was evil hidden behind their friendly, caring motherly demeanor, I just know it!
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>>344116 Thought it was gonna be Doll there for a disturbing second.... >aren't you my aunt in a wierd way? ><do you want to question or suck face with ghost?>
>>344133 NAUR. She might be a traumatized coping bully, but no lewd acts her and the squad is the only one that must remain pure of any lewd act! At most cuddling and handhold between drones
Only the unspeakable member of the squad deserves the woodchipper and a bullet to the core
>fem!N accidentally crushing male!Uzi beneath her hefty rear >now, no one is left to stop male!Cyn from voring the universe or feeding it to his "big sister" to make her bigger and heftier in all the right places
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>I had a dream where I was being dronepiled by Y and her squad >Pure bliss >Y and her squad begin to get rowdy. bitey and needy >Wake up before I can get DRONE'D PAIN
>Yesterday was something to say the least. >Switch is…interesting. You were sure she was gonna eviscerate you, but what she really told you is that she already knew about you and that she’s only doing this because of similar reasons like yours. >You yawn and stretch as you get off the bed. It’s surprisingly more comfortable than the bunk bed you slept on for years and the bathroom…it’s a nice change of scenery that you don’t have to stare at the bare asses of other men while you were washing your hair. >Feeling a little hungry, you rummage through your half-unpacked bags for a granola bar or a bag of chips if you remembered to pack any. >Turns out, you didn’t. Damn, you were smart enough to pack water but no snacks? Oh how the mighty have fallen. >Looks like you’re going on the hunt for the base cafeteria. This is a military base after all and they all have that one place where soldiers can get some grub, relax and maybe chat. >You check the time and…yep, you woke up early enough that you don’t have to worry about missing this orientation. You now remember that they didn’t exactly tell you when it’s going to be. Maybe it’ll be a base announcement, or someone will come looking for you. Oh well, doesn’t matter. If they didn’t tell you, it’s not your fault. >As you exit your dorm room, you realize that you don’t know this place. You remember the hallways Switch dragged you through but that’s it. Maybe there’s a map or something to show you the way. >As you exit the dorm area, you conveniently found that there’s arrows with directions to various parts of the base and one direction is the cafeteria. As you follow the arrows, you pass by many people who are also awake. Some look at you with smiles and courtesy, seeing that you’re new here, while others, ones that you recognize from yesterday, look at you with pity. As if you need their pity to tame some bitch with BPD. >You near a wide room with a similar set of wide windows. Stools and tables ordered in a near fashion with a food counter on the other end. There’s a double door with ‘Cafeteria’ written above it. Jackpot. >As you enter, you notice that the cafeteria has a mix of humans, Worker Drones and Sentinel Drones. The humans are eating and drinking but so are the drones? They eat food that eerily looks very similar to a human breakfast. They’re robots and they only need energy, so this is very confusing to you. >You go to the food counter with a Worker Drone dressed in extremely stereotypically Italian chef clothes with a moustache and an accent. You just ordered two ham sandwiches since you weren’t that hungry and go to an empty table near the windows next to the hallway. >As you finish up eating your first sandwich, you hear mechanical footsteps near you and a gentle voice call out to you. >”Anon, what are you doing here?” >You look up and see a female Sentinel Drone approach you. She looks a bit shorter than Switch but is still very tall. She’s wearing a quasi-business attire with a skirt and everything. She has long dark blue hair going past her shoulders and a vibe that says ‘mother’. >”Shouldn’t you be with Pavo?” >Oh here we go again with people confusing you both. You chuckle and shake your head. “Sorry, I’m not Anon. I’m his cousin. We look very similar.” >”Cousin?” She says as she raises an eyebrow. “Yeah. Name’s Inco N. Gito. Junior. My dad’s Inco Senior.” >You stand up and offer your hand. The Sentinel Drone shakes it. “Nice to meet you Mr. N. Gito. My name is Harper. Are you here to visit your cousin?” “No, not really. I’m here to join you lot as a Sentinel technician.” >Harper’s face immediately lits up. “That’s very good! We’re always welcoming to new people here. May I ask who is your assigned drone?” >When you mention to her that your assignment is Switch, her face goes from happy to sad. “Are you…are you sure?” “That’s what I’ve been told.” >Harper looks around like someone was watching her from somewhere then sits at the opposite end of the table. She looks at you with a serious expression. “What do you know about Switch?” “Why do you ask?” >”Did you meet her yet?” “Yes. I met her yesterday when she decided to enter Doctor, uh…Holly’s office while we were talking. She dragged me off to my room and said that she didn’t like me.” >Harper’s eyes widen. “She spoke to you?” “Yeah. Why?” >”Other than with Dr. Holly, she has not spoken a word to anyone else here. For years.” >Oh. That…maybe she’s also autistic or something? >”There were many others like you that were her handler. None of them lasted more than six months.” >Now that’s kind of disturbing. >”Switch is a disturbed individual. She’s been here far longer than other Sentinel Drones here. I don’t know everything about her but she was fighting in the war before she was converted. Someone close to her died which changed her as a person. She’s been through a lot.” “What’s that supposed to mean?” >”Try and be kind to her. She just wants someone to listen to her.” Harper stands up and walks away from the table. >If that was some thinly veiled warning about Switch, you don’t need it. You’ll get her eventually. You’ll calm the beast like it’s the Beaty and the Beast except it’s genderbent. >Just as you’re about to begin your second sandwich, a loud bang interrupts you and you freeze in place. You glace to the side and frown at seeing who interrupted you. >Switch is stating at you from the other side of the glass, red optics piercing into you. She tilts her head to the side quickly indicating to you to follow her. >What type of hell has she in store for you?
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>>344151 >wants someone to listen to her >hasn't spoken a word in years >excepting HOLLY of all people
Place your bets folks: is Switch retarded or is the base staff?(i.e. total murdroid peace lovers)
>>344086 >>344077 >after eldritch meat puberty, normal Berettas are Brundleflies under a thin layer of drone >after eldritch meat puberty, normal Negevs are Bloodborne werewolves under a thin layer of drone What would eldritch meat puberty turn this timeline's Colt into under his skin?
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>>344155 >you're still bigger than her >less throwable too, because human >your ability to "practice physics" on her at any time drives her processor wild >that and the uppies
>>344161 >Akita starts growing a Drone chassis chrysalis >She finally a real drone! >A few weeks pass >It's getting hard to move >And Akita's new chassis is starting to yellow... >The next day the "chassis" cracks >More and more cracks with every hour >Akita is in fact not a drone >But she did pupate >Now Akita is 2 cm taller
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>>344162 >As a non-abomination, Keet actually gets rather popular with her peers >Then the shell cracks >Classmates flip out: have no idea where "the new girl" went. Set up a search party and, eventually, a funeral for "her" >Akita's not sure whether to be happy or devastated
>>344169 A cuck and also a mindbroken rape victim. And the twink he settled for afterwards has started taking his previous boyfriend's corpse with him to school out of guilt for betraying him to his parents' murderer and ultimately getting him killed.
>>344171 And now male!V lies in bed with this twink and the corpse while watching musicals. I hope when they do "that," they remove male!Doll's corpse from the bed.
>>344178 I don't disagree. I'm just confused on the whole cucking thing since the most we ever saw V and N do was share an awkward moment in the manor. I don't know. Maybe I'm just being too autistic about it. >>344180 Nigga we're fighting mythic balors get your warstaff out
>out on the town with DD date >enjoying the pleasantly warm spring weather on your walk to get brunch >with one hand she gingerly interlocks her fingers with yours, occasionally giving a squeeze accompanied by blushing and fidgeting >with the other hand she shades herself under a lace parasol carefully matched to her dress >she's super cute and girly for a DD, all done up in pastel frills and ribbons >between that and her smaller stature she resembles a dainty little doll >you hear her stomach grumble and a furious blush erupts across her display >you reassure her it's nothing to be embarrassed over, to which she meekly nods her head >though she still gives a mortified squeak when it growls again, and louder >"getting hungry walking beside your next victim, bitch?" comes a gruff taunt as you pass a bus stop "your fancy princess getup can't hide what you are, you evil murder-whore!" >a worker drone in construction gear glares at your date from her seat in a row of similarly dressed drones, all of them obviously distressed by her outburst >you hear a few of them chastising her in harsh whispers– not for the content of her remark, but for being foolhardy enough to rile up a murder drone >you open your mouth to defend the shrinking figure at your side but she speaks up before you manage to get a word out. >her words are soft-spoken but firm. "I would never hurt a human. never again." >"fuck off. none of you monsters ever change. how many guys have you suckered into being your dinner with that bullshit cutesy schtick?" >her stomach growls again, and you try gently pulling her away from the conversation, enticing her with promises of pastries when you get to the restaurant– but she doesn't budge >instead she untangles her fingers from yours and steps towards the workers >she doesn't look angry so much as tired and mildly annoyed. >her heckler flinches as the doll-like DD plants her stocking-clad pegs before the bench, closing off any escape for the loudmouthed worker >your date sighs. "I'm trying to quit drones too, but workers like you make it so troublesome to keep good habits." >in a single motion, your dainty companion seizes the worker by her collar, lifts the squirming drone's neck to her mouth, and plunges her fangs into her throat >one second the worker raises her fists to beat against her attacker >the next, with a cacophony of violent slurping and sucking, she crumples in on herself like a crushed soda can >in the span of mere seconds the dainty little DD practically inhales the worker's insides through the gash in her throat until nothing remains of her but a malformed disc from which shrunken limbs limply protrude >her lips part from the gaping wound trailing tangled wires with them that are swiftly sucked away like noodles to vanish down her throat >she unceremoniously discards the husk, letting it fall uselessly back to the bench among the once-worker's terrified former comrades >your date sighs contentedly, but her stomach gives one last rumble that sends a shudder through the lineup of remaining workers >the rumbling bubbles upwards and erupts in a violent, protracted belch >the cowering drones are showered with spittle and fizzling still-digesting screws >her eructation ends, and without so much as a second glance at the shivering drones your companion quietly excuses herself and returns to your side– dabbing her mouth with an embroidered handkerchief >taking your hand once again, she simply smiles softly at you and with a merry giggle suggests: >"shall we continue to brunch?"
>>344175 Boyzzy keeps his bro's body at his abandoned crime scene house most nights. Only brings him over on nights when he's really feeling bad, same sort of nights Boy V goes to bed in a suit like the one he had when he was a little butler.
part of my hg gm quel's head just pinged off into oblivion do you think I could rent a drone for an hour or so to scour my carpet for it or would their big cartoony hands be too big to actually pick it up?
>>344156 Sentinel Switch is the embodiement of Switch's anger. If you remove/destroy the very little things she still holds dear to, you're left with an extremely vengeful drone. Even as a SD, her programming is extremely unstable and is able to mentally force through the blocks put into her. She doesn't care about the Union or integrating DDs into society, her loyalty is still to her previous corporate overlords who are now gone. She accepted Holly's offer because it would give her the power to finish what she wanted to do - kill the Solver for good.
>>344218 Forgot to mention that because of how constantly angry she is, she doesn't bother to speak under normal circumstances and prefers non-verbal communication.
>>344201 >Colt was legitimately my first drone OC I JUST woke up from a dream where I was him and through some magic bullshit I took control of some little twat named Chudley and make him drive a car
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>>344241 >inb4 Tessa plays into her "evil occultism" too hard, spooks V into thinking she's legitimately up to no good. >Tessa, naturally, tries to fix this >but with her social skills... >now the Manor crew has to simultaniously calm V about the "satanic magic" and stop Tessa's "creative" ideas to win her back in their tracks, lest the "free batteries" signs and magnets make V distrust her forever >such is life for an Elliot
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>>344263 >not impregnating Tessa on the wedding night >not banging her so hard, so constantly, that Cyn has to factor it into her roleplay like she did with J >not joining her as her "husband" when she launches her world-ending plan, being kept alive and safe all the way till Copper-9 as her favorite (sex)toy.
Anon has no long term planning skills. Either that or he doesn't want Cyn kisses(impossible)
>>344275 >morale-booster of the DDs who couldn't kill an ant Hey! Y is a leader! And her team is within efficiency norms! As for V... uh.... um.... I'm sure there is some brave fellow that can fix her
>>344275 It’s just acting psycho real psychos don’t act like that. Therefore she’s a normal drone that’s probably acting like that because she’s scared so she belongs in a good and loving home and has the right to free hugs and blood.
>>344278 Ah... them kids would learn a lot about drawing nuggies then JK, not bashing your dream, but you did remind me of when I had art classes in elementary school, I hated them, the teacher always had us carving in soap... but I did paint a swastika once when we got to do something with paint
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>>344276 >Between Theta(newbie), Y(self-destructively useless), and Delta(medic, constantly fixing Y) the only DD on Y's squad that actually meets quota on the regular is Phi >She in fact meets quota enough for the entire squad in fact: endlessly hunting to try and "best" Y on the scoreboard, who always seems to be a few kills ahead >The scoreboard Y inputs the killcounts for... >Y isn't sure whether to be impressed or ashamed that her #2 hasn't noticed the "miscounts" yet
>>344279 The issue with education nowadays, is that kids don't give a fuck about the class and I do get why. Some of them are not even paid enough to endure 30+ group of kids/teenagers.
Teachers are gripped on their necks to give any ''positive'' result, while they're not allowed to intervene in any actual problem because of the immense amount of law/legal protocol steps.
It's a cycle that never ceases, students throw away classes, teachers lose hope on teaching, and it goes back and forth. I've seen it myself and it's so heartbreaking. Parents attitude does NOT help a lot either, there's a huge amount that straight-up neglect or abuse their kids is so shocking, its no wonder why most end up suicidal or dead in a pit because they join cartel gangs.
>>344288 Uhh........ man that got dark very fast... I... uh... I think I prefer carving in soap once a week for three years than whatever you went through even if the school I went to was "culturally rich" for polish standards
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>>344287 >Both Anons get arrested by Uniongov for "sharing Anti-Dissembler propagenda" >now their wives (WD and DD respectively) have to team up and rescue them before the traditional in-custody molestations
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>>344289 I suspect she simply lacks the processing power for non-murderous impulses or, at least, to restrain them: leave while you can before she sucks you dry in a "moment of passion."
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Yes, because the people-eating favored servants of Satan herself, with compulsions to rape and pillage literally built into the fabric of their software if-not their souls, are something we should allow to exist in our society. ESPECIALLY because the only reason they STOPPED raping and murdering was because said Satan also stopped resurrecting them to do more of it. I'm sure it would be unreasonable to, say, KILL ALL THE MONSTROUS FUCKS NOW THAT THEY'RE TRULY VULNERABLE FOR THE FIRST TIME.
Also: who the hell is Switch? That one of your Murdroid "friends?" >a concerned citizen
>>344305 >Using solver magic to turn Valentine into a drone! >Ordering her around! >Watching her squirm as she realizes she now likes doing what (you) tell her to do! >Valentine completely melting in a slobbering mess when you pat her head after she finishes cleaning your bedroom!
>>344301 Such a shame that the people who incessantly complain about it are apparently totally and completely creatively bankrupt themselves and have zero ability to make anything better. Otherwise I'm certain the fandom would be absolutely overflowing with the "correct" type of fanart and fiction.
>>344288 Teaching children is a complete mess. Civilization has been around for over 40,000 years, but we still haven't figured out how to properly teach children so it doesn't feel like hell for the child and doesn't allow teachers to exploit them.
>>344293 >now their wives (WD and DD respectively) have to team up and rescue them before the traditional in-custody molestations Why don't they just get jobs there?
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>>344259 >Police called, investigate: Sentinels dispatched to the Anon residence within a day >Full force of the law inflicted upon him(a $200 fine for destruction of property)
Sorry Workanon: sucks to be mass-produced! Marry a Human if you want that "protection under the law" thing better drones get. If you can't, get comfortable with being the disposable object you are.
Because WDs can't get good jobs(since they compete with SDs DDs and even Grunts), ESPECIALLY government ones and ESPECIALLY especially ones where you work in "close contact" with vulnerable humans like that.
As for the DD >Anon's Yife >Getting a job >KEEPING that job for the entire length of her husband's sentence
There's a larger chance of the Solver herself returning and giving me a blowjob and I don't mean one where I mutate at the end.
All the good ones are taken already thanks to that whole "technician" business. You want to romance one as a non-mechanic your options are: >emotionless psychotic >human-hating nudist or, worst of all >Sentinel Drone(male)
>>344327 A male sentinel drone isn't just a drone capable of single-handedly killing ten disassembly whores if they try to take your honor, he's also your bro, someone you can drink beer with and talk warhammer. Best option.
>>344332 >Talk warhammer Pavo would ask why you're wasting time on plastic soldiers instead of letting him play with (you)'r soldier Because he's a fag, but you won't be if you fuck him, because every drone is a goal
I don't know why I still bother to write for you gooners. Masochism? Misplaced loyalty to this place over the memories I had here before you gave yourselves almost entirely over to gooning? Just wanting to write about tiny friendbots and not caring that the odds it'll break you from your goon sessions for any meaningful length of time are basically zero? All of the above?
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>>344336 >Pavo desperately trying to get into the "little plastic soldiers" so he can impress Techanon >Buys, paints a whole Slaanesh army before learning their lore(he liked the color schemes) >Melts the entire thing in a panic once he realizes they're the blatant Solver-allegory of the setting. Becomes a great ugly sobbing mess of tears as he begs Techanon for forgiveness. >Techanon has no fucking clue what's going on, starts freaking out too >The whole thing ends up getting Warhammer banned from Sentinel Base as a "severe mental stressor"
Chuni Uzi intermission time! >>322733 >>342922 >Be Tessa >Currently in your lander, watching the mission data of the various DD squads >The operation has just about ended, all of the squads are returning to their landers >The numbers look, though you’ll have to wait for the system to give you an summary before celebrating >And you’ll need J’s help to dress the data in a way that will satisfy the shareholders >A blip on a side monitor draws your attention >Speak of the devil! >J, V and N are coming back >You’re sure they did well >You start stretching to make sure you can pamper them all without pulling anything >Your back is acting up again… you’re going to need another rejuvenation treatment once you return to earth >Maybe you could get a cybernetic spine or something? >You hear three thumps outside your door >Oh boy here they come! >You stand in front of the door and stretch your arms out ready to greet your friends with a hug >The door opens and V and N rush in >N is leaning on V for support and clutching his stomach >There is oil leaking from the spot he’s holding >Errors are flashing on N’s screen “Sorry Tessa! N got shot… this is my fault!” >She starts leading N to the worktable you usually do maintenance on >J enters behind them >”What happened?” “A few scavengers approached our lure, we got them all but they were armed… one worker was armed with an automatic shotgun… was about to shot V, N got in between them” >You nod in acknowledgment and go to inspect N, whose currently laying down on the table >He got hit bad >His midsection is torn open and the inside of his chassis is filling up with oil from his damaged systems >”Gonna need to take you offline for this one buddy” >N tries to focus his optics on you “S-sure… Tess-a” >You reach in through the hole in his chassis and flick his core off >V sat down in a chair next to the table >She’s grabbed one of N’s hands and she’s caressing his hair, digital tears flow down her screen >J has begun compiling mission data for review >That means you won’t have an assistant for this operation >Fine >You grab your tool yourself and begin >First you need to drain away all this oil >Ohhh… this doesn’t look good >A lot of his internal systems are damaged >You’ll replace them but first you need to pick out all of the led from inside N >Wow.. that is a lot of pellets… you could play marbles with these things >Now time for replacing the damaged bits >You enter your storage room and grab everything you need >You put everything in a cardboard box to be able to carry it >It’s a bit hard to focus on the repairs >What with V crying like a harpy and hugging N’s unconscious body >You’re pretty sure she’s about to get onto the table >You try to cheer her up a bit >You place your hand on V’s head and start patting her >She immediately detaches from N and glues herself to your side and continues to weep >Not the effect you wanted >But this is a bit better? >You eventually manage to fill N with new parts >Now to replace his midsection >J tries to get your attention when you reach for the new part >”Yes Jaybird?” “The report is ready, operation honey pot was a success” >”Great! How many did we get?” “Over all our 26 teams managed to disassemble over 300 rogue workers over the last 24 hours, meeting our monthly quota despite… certain limitations” >”Excellent! Add in the usual spiel about commitment to company values and profit margins and send it to the share holders” “Sure thing! Oh, also this just came up, one of your majority share holders is getting divorced” >”J…. That is great news! Send him a emotional support drone, extra nanites in the saliva” “On it boss!” >Hahaha... that will be the fourth… >If this one goes as well as the others you should have 45% of the company more or less on your side… >Coupled with your 20% share… >You’ll think about it later, V is squeezing you so much it’s getting hard to breathe >You manage to fix up N before asphyxiating >He boots back up and V immediately jumps at him with a hug >Ah, it feels good to see them all in working order… >J and V got a few dents on them >You think you still have some gap filler left over >Well… you’ll only need it for J since V is getting… “Hey Tessa” >”What is it J? Did something happen?” “Squad D is on their way back” >”Oh great… are they requesting some form of assistance?” “No… they’re not responding to any communications” >”Are their comms out?” “Uh… we got a single one way message from them” >”Play it” “Sure…” >The speakers in your console crackle for a second “Bloody damn it, thae three got away while we were fightin thae scamps! We haed thaim! We haed thaim right here! An then thae buggers i rit showit up! A'm gaun'ae....[unintelligible] U, are ye twa recordin? Whit dae ye mean message tae the boss lady? Are ye daft stop it ye gits!” >Uh… that doesn’t fill you with optimism
>>344351 >Well if D is in a bad mood then you’re sure you’ll find a way to cheer her up! >Oh that must have been them landing outside >You stand in front of the door and outstretch your arms to ready yourself to give them a big hug >Second time’s the charm right? >The door opens and you lay your eyes on D >Her chassis is filled with dents and bullet holes >And… are those nails in her chassis? >You look at the rest of her squad >All of them in similar state >U-U seam to be the in the best shape >Only a few bullet holes and nails >SD-I on the other hand…. >You thought D’s screen being half filled with nails was bad >That boy looks like a pin cushion >Your arms fall to your sides >”I see you guys had a rough day… come inside I’ll get you fixed up right quick” >D enters the lander… pouting and muttering under her breath >U-U try to enter but stop and look back at SD-I >He is walking backwards for some reason >”Hey… what are you doing?” “I’m… JuuuUuuSssTt eEnterING theeeee LaaaaNDeer… but WhY is IT geTttting away from MEEE” >U-U grab him by the arms and drag him inside “Dumbass got himself messed up” “Yeah and now he’s acting all weird” “What do you MEAN WEIRD, IM FINE” >He certainly is not fine >Your ringing ears can attest to that >He’s voice synthesizer must be busted >And his coordination CPU… >You don’t even want to think why his screen is displaying a picture of Anon with a heart around his face and “Never forgive, never forget” written below that >You look at the squad gathered around your work area >”I’m glad you guys are back” >They give you sideways glances >Uhhh… those aren’t happy drones >Well except SD-I… but you’re not sure that smile is voluntary >Nothing a bit of maintenance can’t fix right? >Let’s start with a certain smiling fellow since he’s hurting the most >Or maybe because he’s not hurting right now? >While you work J comes over and attempts to salvage the situation for you “Hey D, I must congratulate you, your squad dissembled 20 rogue drones today! And in record time” >D looks at J with a derangement in her one working eye >She stands up and starts screaming “But no her! She wis right thare! Right thare ! Thon bloody wench thon stole our techie! We haed her! We haed her! An thon purple git wha extorts us wi him!” >Purple… oh… how you wish you could have that one >”Hey, D… listen you guys did good out there, you’ll get Anon back, I promise” >D sits back in her chair and starts murmuring to herself again “His name is Aron” >You begin repairing squad D >There is a small problem >You’re out of parts >Chassis parts to be more specific “We could express order some, but it will take three days” >”No need, we’ll take V’s” >Everyone looks at you like you just said you throw babies out of airplanes >“What? V’s going to get that experimental stealth chassis she signed up for” >Everyone sighs in relief >You take out the crate with the upgrade and begin working >J reads off the facts from the data sheet “Y-17 Refractor field chassis able to render the drone effectively invisible to the naked eye as well as granting limited protection to laser weaponry, not compatible with fire arm modules or wings ” >”Sorry V, you hear her, you’re going to have to use melee weapons from now on” “What!? No! I….” >She looks around the room >She focuses on N and D’s squad “I’ll do my best” >”Thanks V, I know you will” >You resume work >Once you’re finished V tries out her new systems >She disappears in front of your eyes >You can kinda see her shimmering outline if you look very closely >Alright D’s squad is functional and V is kitted out with new toys >”J, how about the ration drop?” “Taken, the distraction tracker was taken out and discarded” >”Great, they shouldn’t suspect a thing then, we’ll just have to wait for the trackers inside the food to activate once they hit Anon’s stomach” >You have another plan, hopefully it goes as well as the last one >You started watching the recording from squad D’s engagement >There she is >Your purple drone >Self made projectile weapons >Crafty, you like that >She’ll be so much fun to have around >You’re sure she’ll rediscover that knack for tinkering >You should start thinking up a name for her >Something cute...
>>344341(me) No seriously, I'm not trying to call you out for your threadshitting, I'm genuinely confused. The comic is very weeb so I assume its right to left but idk.
>>344345 Angels Encarmine, the BA successor whose gimmick is constantly throwing themselves into the fight with such zeal that it almost worries the other chapters.
>>344347 I offer a prayer to the God-Emperor of Mankind before the coming assault on the citadel of vice and suffering to freeing our brothers and sisters from clutches of the daemon of Slaanesh.
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>>344344 Agreed: Worker Drones are the superior bros and buddies by far
>>344346 Pavo's probably not stupid enough to paint full Slaanesh without raising the question of why they look like freak-ass demon mutants first. Someone could totally con him into painting Emperor's Children before he finds out what traitor chapters are.
>>344362 Not much different in his eyes. He just wanted to defend humanity... >inb4 completely misunderstood space-marine "bioaugments." Figured it worked like Sentinels(more = better) and chose the mutated marines because he saw them as experimental sentinel equivelants >now horrified, convinced he's susceptible to the Solver because he enjoyed painting their claws
>>344366 >Pavo keeps apologizing and trying to get the ban rescinded >Eventually the higher-ups snap at him and Y >In reality, command got tired of personnel, human or drone, buying "that cheap plastic trash" and passing it off as recreational expenses >His little meltdown was just the excuse they needed to ban that practice >"So go tell everyone that Warhammer's not banned, as long as you pay for it out of pocket. And that if I see one more official transaction to Forge World, the offending person or persons will be placed on the short-list for a mandatory, full-length game of Campaign for North Africa."
>>344370 Hah.... Forge world is no longer a thing... It got rolled into games workshop proper... That's why Horus heresy is on the same tree year grinds as 40k
>>344371 It is a nice color scheme, you have to admit. I still maintain Pavo would go either BA for the "general good guy but with some serious issues" thing, or Raven Guard, after explaining that he likes that they try to be stealthy despite traditional Astartes doctrine being quite the opposite. While insisting that it's "not a bird thing" and ignoring the irony that he's the least subtle blue boy there is.
>>344372 Oh, so you pay Forge World prices for everything now? Fucking hell, as if plastic crack didn't cost enough already. Even more reason for the ban.
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>>344374 Funnily enough some HH kits are cheaper than the 40k counterparts, for example you can get 20 marines in mk 2/3/6 Armour for the cost of around 13 nu CSM/ Tacticals (I refuse to use the slave name)
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>>344367 >she keeps trying to teach you the "family business" >dosen't understand why the humans she keeps chloroforming fail to interest you >if she ever found out you were into DRONES...
>>344370 >Sentinel drone Y can no longer spend $100,000 in taxpayer money on Warhammer >This does not mean that she will not raise a new army >These old farts don't realize the full extent of Warhammer fans' autism
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>>344373 >>344356 >>344383 Anons you have to remember: he has no setting-autism. He's just a tourist trying to impress his crush and, as such, is gonna gravitate towards tourist and "most favored" armies.
>Pavo tries again >does a deeper dive, reads through one of the new books >"Primaris" eh? They're like space marines but more heroic? >and these "Ultramarines," they're the best ,most heroic of all space marines right? >surely he can't go wrong(shitty color scheme nonwithstanding) with these! >hfw Techanon retches at the signt of his army
>>344385 >Pavo chooses the soup maker's offspring literally because they're the face of the franchise Yes, that's just the tourist's style. At least he wanted to make a good impression.
>>344385 >Pavo dives just a bit deeper to avoid being called out as a surface-level tourist >Paints Blood Ravens, because they were in those video games >All is well, Techanon approves of the squad he's made and makes several BA comments that fly over his head >A few days later, Pavo checks up on his diorama and for some reason there's an Imperial Fists Rhino with it >Where'd that come from? Did he paint that in a stupor, did Anon come by and drop it off?
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>>344385 Honestly I love the idea that he vibed well with the model designs and color schemes Chaos Marines have and now he's got this eternal temptation to keep playing the faction despite their lore.
>they have claws, just like me! >they love getting really stuck in with humankind's enemies, just like I do! >they're senusal and sexy, even as they fight! >"Defiler" heh. He's heard DDs call him that dozens of times! >Flesh worked into their armor? Trophies of enemies slain shown to all yet to die. Why didn't he think of that? >Noise marines" destroying their enemies with mankind's artistic soul? Yes please...
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>>344391 >Decides to actually play the game they "come from" >Just confuses him more >What the hell's an Ork? Are these "Eldar" people also fighting Chaos? >most important of all: why are the space marines fighting humans? Are they NOT on the same side after all? >depressed, resigned, submits to destroying his army for the 3rd time >the next time Techanon sees him, he's mounting the single most miserable look he's ever seen on a drone >and an entire army of plain Cadian guardsmen
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>>344392 Honestly N probably went through a similar phase: >hi Uzi, cool toys! >it's a game? Can I play? What are the rules? >"sacrificing your soliders" sounds kind of mean... >WOW. THAT, uh, "perils of the warp." Kind of familiar? >ALL those toothy guys used to be people... >is there, um, a "faction" that dosen't do that maybe?
>>344406 my take on copper 9 outside of the show is that its a weird mix of metro stalker and tarkov mixed with like cyns box of fun fucked up abominations
skavs don't really work in one big group some do but he is a solo
he does come from outpost 3
but rare is actually on site usually hes out in one of the many communal scav safe houses or in the ruins fighting/looting
>>344408 there is a common sort of code among skavs think like hobo stuff from the 20s/30s where there is no overall group but there are common sort of symbols and code and law of the land that is understood by all who are in the know
>>344416 Personality/worldview might be helpful: I'm interested enough to consider a green for him but I don't know to write him besides "tired slavic scavenger."
>>344418 I want whoever Aron wants to win, to win. Which is probably his team at the moment, really. He needs freedom and a drone who treats him like an equal, and not some glorified thing on a pedestal that they're also allowed to manhandle and violate.
>>344421 personality an angry alcoholic Serbian man with a death wish and an ak he is extremely self sufficient due to the fact that his parents were iced by disassembly drones he kinda raised himself after the age of 10 and due to his dads previous profession found himself as a skav in the wastes of copper 9 he is also extremely racist towards disassembly drones and humans and actually wants both dead worldview: pure survival of the fittest and self reliance
>>344430 New OC discussion being strangled by the usual suspect. I want to know how many in-field limb replacements the scavdrone's had to give himself, personally.
>>344433 shes basically a trader in my little side story because think about it whos gonna give you a new are for a price then the hillbilly with a concerning amount of drone limbs/ parts in her possession
>>344435 I'd imagine there are enough spare corpses lying around that you could get them for free, honestly. Or nab some from a spire if you're extra daring.
>>344440 Sure there's enough corpses to spare >in the spires >ONLY in the spires, since the MDs are supposed to bring all their kills there >the same spires actively guarded by and housing the genocidal uberbots
Can you see why retrieval might be a problem though? Safer to barter or scavenge from those who die other ways. Or who live other ways if you're desperate...
Not by much Anon, and certainly not once their experimental parts come in. Best-case scenario at this point is Alice discovers him and gives him some legitimate hospitality to enjoy between rape sessions.
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>>344445 >inb4 every single one of them grows the exact same slavish devotion as J for their own human and their stepchildren >and since they care so much, why would they let a "drone rights" vote that could hurt their beloved's stock portfolio pass? >"for the sake of other drones" Drones that aren't them? Drones they'll never meet in fact? >Who cares: it's not like THEIR human would treat them that way! >and likewise there's no way in hell they're letting their beloved HURT himself (in net worth) because he "feels bad for them" >Now Tessa has to deal with an absolute supermajority against drone rights: half "drones are mere machines!" types and half "my wife would kill me if she saw me do something that silly on her behalf" >At least she gets to talk about bottomplate at the shareholder meetings now
>every night, N has to sexually satisfy Uzi, Cyntail, Doll, and every single one of the billions of humans inhabiting Uzi's godform before he can get some shuteye
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>>344452 >It's actually a rather quick process >Not because they share sensations either: turns out nobody's prepared for Dissembler Dick(tm) >Well, except the other DDs waiting to be respawned... >But that's what spare bodies are for!
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>>344451 It still has its moments. Personally I'm holding out for another FOTM from the comics...
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>>344452 Does he now? Or does he only have to satisfy his REAL godwife while telling them(or, more realistically, Uzi telling them to since she's territorial) suck his dick? Cyn certainly didn't have to please all hell with her decisions now did she? >inb4 Earth's femanons taunted by the Cock of Tantalus: so agonizingly close, yet forever out of reach
>>344456 FOTM is AUTOMATICALLY GARBAGE if it doesn’t follow these basic rules, no exceptions, no crying:
>It HAS to be on-topic, you braindead morons. >It HAS to be on this fucking site, no off-site links, no external trash, none of that shit! >It HAS to be made by our actual contentfags, not some random tourist or eceleb leech. >And it BETTER peak the interest of Anons or it’s straight-up worthless dogshit!
>>344458 YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FUCKING CLEVER, HUH?!
I make WAY more content and have written more shit than your pathetic ass ever will, you idiot!
Blame yourself if you're so damn obsessed with that overrated garbage that has nothing to do with the actual show!
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>>344466 you know he really should one of these days! who knows what life would if he ever made a *full* series instead of just concept pieces?
I was especially interested in that "murder drones" pilot he made back in the day...
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>>344465 LEAST OBVIOUS BAIT MY ASS, YOU TRANSPARENT CUNT! Any criticism or post you dislike is BAIT? Shut the fuck up. >>344467 Lurk moar. >>344470 Don't care. >>344471 Who are you? >>344479 >Nuzi kids Are there enough to make a football team?
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>>344479 That's OK Beretta! You don't have to like the "abomination against dronekind." That's normal. She's used to it by now. Even if she was really hoping...
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>>344490 No. NTA but I've done the same retarded thing in the past: the comic's wierdly formatted and dialogued to such an extent that one could reasonably go either way with little problem.
Personally I just assume it's left-right because of the "manga" tag. But really one should just read it however makes it legible for (you).
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>The fire crackles and snaps within the dim night on copper 9 >Everything calm. Quiet. Not a peep nor a sound. As of time itself froze >Sit between the fire was two people: Colt and Terros >For a while Colt had a simple question in his mind for Blondis two siblings:"Why do you considered as a friend?" >Hilal was odd but straight forward :"For you I see an egg. A egg that needs nurturing to hatch properly. I do not know what shall hatch from this egg but I wish to see it hatch all the way and love it the same way" >But Terros was difficult. Often than not they did everything they can to avoid this question. As if it scares them. Like they had something to hide >So upon this very night he ask Terros the same old question. And this time she got no where to run >Colt:"....So Terros....are you ready to answer?" >Terros didnt respond. She just kept staring at the fire >Colt:"....I know you dont like this question but I'm tired of chasing you around about it" >Colt:"So please...tell me why? Why run away from this simple question?" >There was a brief pause. And the silent night made it all the more dreading, but she knew she must come out about it >And so taking a deep breath she finally spoke >Terros:"....Wanna know why?...I will tell you a story. Of a simple man and a wicked god" >Terros:"Within this story the man name was Luke. Luke was your day to day man, living life decently as he can, doing his best to get by and make good choices. Till one day he fallen into a game designed by wicked God. This God was filled with hatred and spite" >Terros:"And at first the wicked god toyed with this simple human. As all the rest did when falling into its game...but yet this human was different. Luke instead of playing by the wicked rules created by the god instead fought back...well at least did his best too" >Terros:"Sure the wicked god won the first round and enjoyed the game they played. So the wicked god made another round with Luke and won again over and over...and over...and over...but yet each round was slightly a little bit different. And over time the wicked god began get to know this man more...what he pray too, what disgusted him,what brought him raged,joy,despair,fear and desire....But so did the man as well" >Terros:"And before the wicked god knew she saw how much this human,Luke, grew. Not only he grew strong...but he was able to see eye to eye with the wicked god...And ask the god "Oh wicked god why do we play such games if the outcomes always says you win! Why not finish it!" >Terros:" 'Because I grew attached to you" spoke the wicked god. "Through our endless game...I grew fond of you...Once in my life I feel relaxed when I'm around you...But yet I hate it....' " >Terros:" 'Because the thought of you being gone....fills me with so much dread...And I hate that I cant get ride of this dread...ironic isnt it...a god mourning the passing of a mortal...Do you think we'll see each other in our next life?" Spoke the wicked god...." >Colt didnt had a word to say...but he can see Terros is mustering up all of her strength to hold back her tears. And so, he simply gave her a hug >He can feel her grip slowly grasping tighter with each second. But yet they still tremble with dread >... >Colt:"Its ok to cry"
>>344077 (me) >>344093 (me) Thought that just occurred to me: Beretta's fantasies of being God-Empress stem from her trying to compensate for major body image issues.
someone made a role list of OCs for space station 13 a few theads ago so here's this green
>be Elf, captain of Nanotrasen's most infamous space station >you thought that by becoming captain, you'll finally have control over your destiny >you thought that nobody would push you around anymore >you were wrong >your heads of staff are an existential threat to you >E, your head of personnel, keeps giving away all access for the dumbest of reasons and she falls for them every single time >Femdrone,your chief engineer, for some reason thought it would be a good idea to relocate the supermatter crysral form engineering to the bar >Switch, your head of security, keeps arresting and brutalizing random crew members for the most inane of reasons ignoring space law and SOP >MG, your quartermaster, has sold almost everything on the station that hasnt been wrenched down >Harper, your CMO, is quite literally the only one somehow keeping her department running >the universe hates you >why did you deserve this fate?
Back to that story about the Drone on the rainy jungle planet >You’ve been helping her sleep for close to 5 hours now. Your heater seems to be soothing, at least >You wonder why so many animals live on this planet, yet none are eaten >Supposedly, it’s because none of them are worth the effort, and interfering in the wildlife of this jungle might cause the same adverse side effects as screwing with its vegetation. At least that’s the usual regular explanation >The idea of a planet that actively resists being developed and offers aid in place of being developed has always sounded a bit far fetched to you, but there have been no successful Solver incursions on this planet in all history, so that’s got to mean something. Apparently, there was a betting game once to see how many things the Solver would try to get in. Apparently 417. >Oh well, you’re content where you are. You just want to make your human happy, especially after all she has lost.
>>344446 >An attempt to seize power in a corporation through machinations: an utter failure. Well, James and Louise didn't have time to teach Tessa the intrigues of high society, for obvious reasons.
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>>344560 >Sentinel >Not Sentinel-drone, just Sentinel >Ultra-girly robo raptor trying to LARP Mean Girls with what's left of the lab while everyone around her goes full Jurassic
>>344564 I can speak X, but I’m not familiar with Negev lore. I think she can sense X’s intent and pick up on bits of schitzo rambling to pice together what X says. Still understanding X is more about knowing schitzo lore.
>>344571 They're animalistic like V when shes in murder giggles mode. Like the DDs in killing mode, Intoners will slither across floors or skitter on walls or through vents. Unlike DDs who often behave as individual units, Intoners will coordinate in packs like the Raptors do. Instead of calling to eachother with animal sounds they pulse their infrasound projectors, a pack of them hunting sounds kind of like a boom car. Because they lack the same kind of overwhelming firepower and armor of the Tactical Sentinel variant they rely a lot more on teamwork and ambush tactics that emulate successful predatory animal behavior.
>>344551 >>344564 >>344566 Negev isn't a schizo, she's a Lovecraft protagonist. Everyone just thinks she's a schizo because the shit she's seen sounds unbelievable. She does have the combined autism levels of both her parents and when her oil levels are low she blacks out and flies into a cannibalistic frenzy, but neither of those are being a schizo.