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No.341790
Murder Drones #346Anonymous
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Lizzie the Worker Drone gets off on monsters that can kill her. Lizzie the Dismantler Drone is a monster capable of killing almost anyone. This means she takes genuine pleasure in the horror of her victims when they realize their fate. And she's out there, anon. She knows where you are.

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No.341792
Anonymous
>>341790
No
No.341793
Anonymous
>I misspelled the name
It's over.
No.341794
Anonymous
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A huge thanks to all the artists who join my Drawpile sessions!
I really hope you enjoy the content we make!
No.341795
Anonymous
>>341794
Oh my god
No.341796
Anonymous
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Uzi is proud of her boyfriend...
No.341799
Anonymous
>>341796
Hah
No.341800
Anonymous
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>>341794
>tags: wholesome, mind repair, true love, healing from trauma

Nice. On that note: what would it actually take to "fix" V realistically? Is it even possible in her current state?
No.341801
Anonymous
Replies:>>341805
>>341800
Who is next to her
No.341802
Anonymous
Replies:>>341910
Image:177396182085.png(961kB, 2000x2000)serial designation v (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - 398d2357d9c1c93014a1d156a1438a5d.png
>>341796
>Every night
>Every. Single. Night
>Without exception
>And then she brags about it the next day, because autistic retard with no filter
>Such is life
>Only 80 more years to go!
>Hopefully...
No.341804
Anonymous
Replies:>>341806
>>341783
New art?
>>341800
There's no fixing her. Bet you can do is get her to a point where she's not murdering bystanders anymore.
No.341805
Anonymous
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>>341801
Dunno but I'm pretty sure he's this guy from the last drawpile
No.341806
Anonymous
Image:177396245117.png(1.83MB, 829x1061)serial designation v (murder drones) drawn by anonymous_artist - 39b368f965b6c9f57199a7bea3396da2.png
>>341804
Sadly old stuff(2 years ago on the booru), but still bangin.
No.341807
Anonymous
>>341794
so many cute and sexo drones
No.341808
Anonymous
>>341805
I like him
No.341809
Anonymous
Image:177396304591.png(329kB, 1020x612)uzi doorman (murder drones) - d724b3db4dd61d5666494e8a94c53f33.png
>>341796
>Uzi spergs out, autistically trying to "prove" she's a sex-haver now
>Manages to convince the entire bunker they aren't clanging in the process
>N has to "console" her through the entirety of the next night to fix her self esteem
No.341810
Anonymous
>>341805
SEXO JCJnon: greens NOW
No.341811
Anonymous
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>>341800
No.341812
Anonymous
Replies:>>341834>>341919
A quick Eye green
>It was another day on copper 9. Winds calm,sunlight glistening,bunker filled with life as any other day.
>As at small run down building lays Eyes little makeshift home
>Often than not Eye usually spent alone. But a few months prior he discovered something he seen before
>"Otherwordly" is the best he can describe them. And who is this person?:GOD
>Well more promptly a replacement god to be exact since when first encountering them and talking to them, it seems theyre still new to the whole god stuff
>Especially when Eye rambeled on the whole mythos of different god patheons,what each god does,and many more
>Before defaulting to the whole "omnipresent" god type as they describe themselves as
>And Eye felt guilty of not sheltering the poor thing, especially when they describe where they live too:run down, damping cold place that feels like an empty void...the same way how Eye use to live before until meeting with Lizzy
>And just like Lizzy, Eye decied to take GOD underneath his wing and let them stay at his place
>And ever since thay fateful day Eye couldnt help feel that every day became a bit better than the last. Those horrid nightmares he once have appear less and less,he become more talkative, meeting new people, feel more confident of his choices...everything felt...a bit better
>And sure there are days where I can get pretty chaotic, especially with Holly and Alpha coming into the picture. But it the good kind of chaos that anyone could enjoy
>And Eye reflected upon this encounter he noticed that his little GOD fast asleep. She always knows how to tucker herself out
>Thus he switch which what he likes to call his "cuddle mode". Instead that long egregious name that basically mean electrical blanket mode
>As he cuddle in closer, putting her head onto his chest. His systems slowing themselves down,as he visor began slowly fading a thought pop into his head before he went to sleep
>"I wonder if holly would like the idea of us moving in with her...yeah I think they both will like....it...."
>[SYSTEMS SWITCHING TO "CUDDLE MODE"]
>[ESTIMATED TIME 30 MINUTES BEFORE TURNING BACK TO NORMAL MODE]
The End
No.341813
Anonymous
Replies:>>341814>>341829>>341920>>342011
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>>341794
No.341814
Anonymous
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>>341813
I don't know who these two are
No.341815
Anonymous
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>>341814
No.341816
Anonymous
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>>341815
No.341817
Anonymous
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>>341816
No.341818
Anonymous
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>>341817
No.341819
Anonymous
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>>341818
No.341820
Anonymous
Replies:>>341821>>341851>>341922
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>>341819
No.341821
Anonymous
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>>341820
No.341822
Anonymous
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>>341821
No.341823
Anonymous
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>>341822
No.341824
Anonymous
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>>341823
Also Ja-Sin really drew a lot this time around

Great job all drawmeisters who participated
No.341825
Anonymous
Image:177396356055.jpg(139kB, 1024x1024)uzi doorman, serial designation n, and nori doorman (murder drones) drawn by unknown_artist - d0028b1efb46f822e82bf3662d7cafc9.jpg
>>341796
>every night
>"my" bed

Khan and Nori forced to listen as Nuzi rocks the bunker every sleep cycle. Nori's one moan away from banishing N to the corpse spire.
No.341826
Anonymous
>>341821
>ultra high def Harper

Kino! Incredible work on the shine!
No.341827
Anonymous
Replies:>>341830>>341933
You will never have sentinel drone Holly as your mother
No.341828
Anonymous
Replies:>>341833>>341840
>>341796
>like her mother before her did in Cabin Fever, Uzi tries to convince all and sundry that she is an accomplished sex haver despite not having any of the necessary anatomy
>unlike Nori, Uzi can't even pretend she's had sex with human men, who would at least be able to have some sort of intercourse with her
>she tries to convince everyone that her boyfriend she's too tsundere to have so much as kissed yet is regularly destroying the pussy she doesn't have with the fat hog he doesn't have
No.341829
Anonymous
Replies:>>341889
>>341813
Merc’s brat drone from CFL
>>341814
DDanni
No.341830
Anonymous
Replies:>>341835>>341934
>>341827
>Holly
>having a child
>Sentinel Holly even: who would be able to set her mecha-womb to implant infinity genemods

That poor creature would be the most uptuned, hyper-specialized, overly-researched abomination Humanity could possibly engineer. Even more so if it was born a Sentinel or male given how Holly designed the Hunter-Killer models vs regular Blues. I pity the anon that finds this a desirable fate.
No.341831
Anonymous
>>341822
Huh?
No.341832
Anonymous
>>341821
Yay!
No.341833
Anonymous
Image:177396453399.png(1.79MB, 1000x1062)uzi doorman and serial designation n (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - c46a19e8be26316a37931eba0eab9549.png
>>341828
>not having the necessary equipment

Bullshit! Uzi has ALL the equipment now! At least, if she can figure out those "flesh/metal reshaping" powers Cyn used on herself...
No.341834
Anonymous
Image:177396476098.png(345kB, 1146x880)alpha, 37, and drip (original character) drawn by lilblucat - 8f9aed4fa4edf40b974e76746c128fd8.png
>>341812
>Alpha

I'm sure he and God have lots of wholesome fun together. Fun not in any way involving drone dissembly or "experimentation" with his most private parts...
No.341835
Anonymous
Replies:>>341836>>341838>>341841
>>341830
>Hollyspawn anon is a genetically perfect human with enhancements that make him basically Wesker
>problem is because he's Hollys son he's less human and more test subject
>His character arch is learning to actually be human
No.341836
Anonymous
Replies:>>341841
>>341835
>the only reason he looks human is so that he counts for the repop program
>if she lacked that limiter he would be a nanite-infused abomination best compared to the Solver's creatures
No.341837
Anonymous
Replies:>>341908
>>341794
A lot of my drawings got fucked up, i think my line art layer got moved under my coloring layer(?) - ja-sin
No.341838
Anonymous
Replies:>>341842
>>341835
Arch?
No.341839
Anonymous
Replies:>>341889
>>341814
This one is DDani
No.341840
Anonymous
Replies:>>341845
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>>341828
>not accepting null sex as a form of intercourse
I should throw every single one of you into a fire pit
No.341841
Anonymous
Replies:>>341935
>>341836
>>341835
>"Do you like the puppy I got you Anon?"
"Yeah mom I love him!"
>"Good. Good. Now, would you kindly snap that puppy's little neck?"
No.341842
Anonymous
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>>341838
I'm phoneposting at work and autocorrect keeps fucking me
No.341843
Anonymous
Replies:>>341844>>341936
>Molli very rarely gets to have genuine fun while playing video games.
>That's because she doesn't get to decide what she gets to play on a given day.
>Her producer does and that man is as tasteless and out of touch as you can get.
>That's why her gaming catalog is so saturated with digital garbage.
>Quintuple A slop, the latest Concordlike, brainrotten algorithm bait, tacky horror games with her legacy's face smeared over it, anything that can fork over wnough money to get a sponser deal.
>But there's one game that Molli dreads more than anything.
>Onr so horrible and stress inducing that she needs to be defragged before and after the stream
No.341844
Anonymous
Replies:>>341936
>>341843
Fuck, my finger slipped before finishing.

>That game is called League of Legends.
No.341845
Anonymous
Image:177396597726.png(1.06MB, 1294x1020)teli and armi (original character) drawn by ja-sin - 1ec571eda1690f07ef1bcbb5beccf230.png
>>341840
Is it real null if you're not having an immoral makout session in the process?
No.341846
Anonymous
>>341794
finally a good drawpile!
No.341847
Anonymous
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>Enter?
Y/N
No.341848
Anonymous
Replies:>>341861
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Dare you make her bigger?
No.341849
Anonymous
>>341818
kek
No.341850
Anonymous
Replies:>>341857
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>>341821
Uploading fixed versions of these
No.341851
Anonymous
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>>341820
No.341852
Anonymous
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>>341819
No.341853
Anonymous
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>>341818
No.341854
Anonymous
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>>341814
No.341855
Anonymous
>>341853
>Holly posting

Best human detected. Would enguage in reproductive testing into perpetuity with.
No.341856
Anonymous
>>341853
Hori!
No.341857
Anonymous
Replies:>>341859
>>341850
>Harper and Sophie after consuming an entire can of chassis polish
No.341858
Anonymous
Replies:>>341937
>Murder Drones But N Has The Personality And Mannerisms Of The Actual Liam Instead Of Being Another Idealized Self-Insert
No.341859
Anonymous
>>341857
GUZZLE
No.341860
Anonymous
>>341854
Dang thats a nice art of DDanni right there
No.341861
Anonymous
Replies:>>341862
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>>341848
Yes and immediately: she has to replace the humans she's murdered somehow
No.341862
Anonymous
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>>341861
Alrighty then!
No.341863
Anonymous
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No.341864
Anonymous
Replies:>>341868
>>341863
Peen
No.341865
Anonymous
Replies:>>341866>>341867
Need drone maid. Everything is so dirty. So many dishes...
No.341866
Anonymous
>>341865
Imagine the disappointment a drone feels when their new master actually uses them to clean instead of having raunchy french-maid sex with them. Everyone knows that drones were marketed as maids and butlers because the law wouldn't allow "insatiable sex drones" to be advertised to the public.
No.341867
Anonymous
Replies:>>341869
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>>341865
Sorry anon, factory's shut down. I can offer you this slightly used model if you're able to get it working again though!
No.341868
Anonymous
Replies:>>341872
>>341864
No Peen! Pegs! That means he's straight right?
No.341869
Anonymous
Replies:>>341870
>>341867
I'm pretty sure she's not "slightly" used, Anon.
No.341870
Anonymous
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>>341869
Alright she *may* be a little high milage, but that just means experience! And her internals are still top of the line! At least they were 20 years ago...

Either way you just need her for routine housework! That's not something an older model should have trouble with! I mean just look at her: ain't she the very model of a modern maid?
No.341871
Anonymous
Replies:>>341873>>341924
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>>341800
>what would it actually take to "fix" V realistically? Is it even possible in her current state?
Just wait for VOlcaldera Ashfall to come out and copy whatever James does to get the best ending.
No.341872
Anonymous
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>>341868
STRAIGHT?! HE'S STRAIGHT UP RAPING U
No.341873
Anonymous
Replies:>>341876
>>341871
qrd?
No.341874
Anonymous
Replies:>>341884
>>341872
I feel like being a bottom somewhat hurts his ability to rape.
No.341875
Anonymous
>>341872
More like straight up filing for unemployment lmao
No.341877
Anonymous
Replies:>>341878>>341880>>341941
are cavalry drones intended as anti-DD weapons or are they designed to combat larger solver aberrations?
No.341878
Anonymous
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>>341877
They combat DDs by engaging them with their massive horsecocks.
No.341879
Anonymous
Replies:>>341881
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>>341878
No.341880
Anonymous
Replies:>>341882
>>341877
They're intended to stretch the definition of 'drone' to just short of the breaking point in a way to justify more humanslop.
No.341881
Anonymous
Replies:>>341886>>341895
>>341879
Built for stallions.
No.341882
Anonymous
Replies:>>341883
>>341880
just like you're stretching the definition of human so we can't put you down like the animal you are
No.341883
Anonymous
Replies:>>341887
>>341882
Did I touch a nerve?
No.341884
Anonymous
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>>341874
He's a very abusive bottom
No.341885
Anonymous
Replies:>>341898
>>341884
Still a bottom, I will withhold cuddling until he behaves.
No.341886
Anonymous
Image:177397727963.png(313kB, 686x412)serial designation v (murder drones) drawn by anonymous_artist - b321edbb1541bb5bcfaf1dc4f7e83ae9.png
>>341881
It is inevitable
She has no other marketable skills
Sentinel-chow dosen't pay for itself
No.341887
Anonymous
Replies:>>341888
>>341883
have you contributed anything to the thread?
No.341888
Anonymous
Replies:>>341891>>341943
>>341887
Yes, but I don't want to paint a target on my back so I will remain an anonymous writefag. It'll be left up to you to figure out which greens were by me.
No.341889
Anonymous
>>341829
>>341839
I see, thanks fellas
They are rather obscure
No.341890
Anonymous
>>341863
CURSE YOU, WHORISH ROBOT
No.341891
Anonymous
Replies:>>341892
>>341888
nut up or shut up
No.341892
Anonymous
Replies:>>341893
>>341891
Nah. Not making your job easier for you. Have fun not knowing which writefag to harass.
No.341893
Anonymous
Replies:>>341894
>>341892
>translation: I contribute nothing but I'll say that I do as an excuse to keep whining
No.341894
Anonymous
Replies:>>341896
>>341893
At this point I'm starting to wonder if you're projecting.
No.341895
Anonymous
Image:177397819209.jpg(1.31MB, 3020x1632)serial designation v, lizzy, and sparky (murder drones) drawn by paperemilyanon - d3ea4d2fb9a2fe2608ba384bb4b009fa.jpg
>>341881
Built for

BIG
RAPTOR
BODIES
No.341896
Anonymous
>>341894
>n-no u
even if you do writefag (you don't) your presence is still a net negative
No.341898
Anonymous
>>341885
Haha? Behaving? You're the one that's gonna be doing the behaving, filthy dog
No.341899
Anonymous
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No.341900
Anonymous
Replies:>>341903>>342070
>>341533
>Uzi sat cross-legged on the soft bed, still wearing the fluffy black pajamas with the railgun on hand.
>She polished the barrel with slow, grumpy circles, muttering the whole time.
>"Stupid comfy room… stupid fizzy oil… stupid hive freak."
>"I know you definitely watching me right now…”
>She took another long sip from the tall glass.
>The strawberry-flavored oil tasted way too good.
>Sweet, warm, and somehow made her chest feel lighter even while her brain screamed this is trap.
>She set the glass down harder than necessary.
>“Whatever. At least you're not trying to eat my oil...yet.”
>The vent above her bed clicked open with the exact same soft hiss she’d heard earlier in N’s direction.
>The same mysterious particles began spreading from the vents again.
>Uzi’s polishing slowed.
>Her visor flickered.
>The room around her dissolved and reshaped.
>Suddenly she was standing in the middle of the Colony auditorium.
>Lights warm and banners waving.
>Every single worker drone she’d ever known packed shoulder-to-shoulder, cheering her name.
>“Uzi! Uzi! Uzi!”
>Her classmates: Lizzy, Thad and even the ones who used to drop objects on her.
>They were jumping up and down, waving little purple flags with her logo on them.
>“You saved us! Our hero” one yelled, grinning ear to ear. “You’re actually the coolest ever!” this time the tone was a genuine not from fear.
>Her dad pushed through the crowd, eyes soft and proud in a way she’d never seen.
>He knelt down and rested a hand on her shoulder.
>“I’m so proud of you, kiddo. Not just for stopping the end times… for who you are."
>"All the yelling, the rebellion and the attitude… that’s my Uzi. You’re perfect exactly like this.”
>Even the teacher stood at the front of the stage and gave her a big thumbs-up.
>Uzi’s mouth opened, closed then opened again.
>Her railgun clattered to the floor (except it wasn’t there anymore).
>For once she didn’t have a sarcastic comeback.
>Her visor actually glowed a softer purple, the angsty scowl melting into something small and wobbly she would’ve died before letting anyone see in real life.
>“…Shut up.” she whispered, but there was zero bite in it.
>Just a tiny, hidden smile she couldn’t stop.
>“You’re all… dumb. But… thanks.”
>N hold up on his shoulders for the whole world to see.
>"That's my girlfriend."
>But in the real world.
>Outside in the hallway, every Strawberry body froze mid-step at the exact same moment.
>The lead one.
>The one who had guided them tilted her head toward her hidden gaze feed of Uzi’s room.
>"[satisfied tone] Guest found solace. Good job.”
>She turned toward the next hallway, the one leading to V’s room.
>"[calm] Moving to next. V will...”
>Suddenly her chassis jerked.
>"[cough]"
>A violent, glitchy cough tore out of her vocal processor.
>Then another. Pinkish-red oil exactly the color of crushed strawberries mixed with blood.
>It splattered across the clean floor in.
>She doubled over, all six bodies across the station doing the exact same thing in perfect sync and hands clutching their chests.
>"[pained]… not… supposed… to…not...yet.”
>More oil bubbled up and poured from her mouth, staining the front of her plating.
>The synchronized coughing echoed down every corridor like a broken choir.
>In Uzi’s room the beautiful vision was still playing.
>Everyone still cheering, her dad still praising her but the edges were starting to flicker with static but Uzi couldn’t see it yet.
>And in the vents, the same mysterious particles kept drifting…
>Now heading quietly toward V’s room.
4/?
No.341901
Anonymous
>>341899
Cute! CUTE!
No.341902
Anonymous
Replies:>>341916
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No.341903
Anonymous
Replies:>>341915
>>341900
>more berry cannon green

kino
No.341904
Anonymous
Replies:>>341945
Image:177398258921.png(3.03MB, 1748x2294)y-nissy (original character) drawn by ja-sin - 14dbd67902ffe6e53e97cc3171c8cf07.png
>>341872
Fuck my ass: I had a whole green lined up for this faggot, but I retarded things and deleted everything I've written over the last hour. Take this pic I was going to use instead.
No.341905
Anonymous
Replies:>>341907>>341923
>>341899
>wings
>conspicuously luminous insects
>subtle glow to both of them

oh they're dead as fuck aren't they
No.341906
Anonymous
Replies:>>341914>>341927
Image:177398299922.png(15kB, 752x485)NakedMitch.png
>>341899
reminder that Care's Mitchell is a BIG BEARDED MAN underneath that hazard suit
No.341907
Anonymous
>>341905
Those are sea angels, not insects.
No.341908
Anonymous
>>341837
I think it because they got merged while I was messing with mine.
No.341909
Anonymous
Replies:>>341912>>341913>>341947
What if Murder Drones crossed over with Transformers and seeing all the giant robots around exacerbates Uzi's Napoleon complex.
No.341910
Anonymous
>>341802
Kek.
No.341911
Anonymous
>>341814
Absolutely cute.
No.341912
Anonymous
Replies:>>341917>>342020
Image:177398387493.jpg(1.95MB, 1535x1582)uzi doorman, jane the human, serial designation e, oogi, boxo, and 3 more (original character and 1 more) drawn by fugueanon, hatstoyou, phoenixanon, and pocketsteaks - b1c11f519369b854e78fad9b58e75b41.jpg
>>341909
The transformers would job immediately to DDs. Assuming they've only got "the allspark/matrix of leadership" in their supernatural abilities box. DDs are:
>smaller
>faster
>about as strong, given N's feats
>stealthier(because smaller)
>heal into gigantic abominations with an instakill attack(matter collection) even if you DO manage to kill them, unless you hit the core

Add all that to the fact that they'd definitely be targets (rogue giant, heavily armed robots) and can't fit into bunkers(because giant) and you have a receipt for slaughter. Depending on how many there are they might kill some segment of the DDs, but unless it's an army they're unlikely to bring them all down before they get hunted to extinction. Would leave a graveyard of massive metal corpses and surrounding the spire though, which is always badass.
No.341913
Anonymous
Image:177398408334.png(1.60MB, 2629x1466)Screenshot 2026-03-20 001956.png
>>341909
Honestly with as short as she is I can only see it improving her situation: might hurt a lot less if *everyone* was tiny compared to some bots, instead of ALL drones being giants to specifically her(to the point where she struggles to even use the bunker's infastructure)
No.341914
Anonymous
>>341906
Care confirmed Bunny-esque
No.341915
Anonymous
>>341903
>berry cannon
the oogi superweapon
No.341916
Anonymous
>>341902
>N gets irritated, lets loose a "bite me!"
>Spends the next half hour apologizing to the poor drone he 'insulted'
No.341917
Anonymous
Image:177398417191.jpg(33kB, 599x460)1619409562659.jpg
>>341912
>make an Uzi is short joke
>dude starts talking like we're in Death Battle
No.341918
Anonymous
Replies:>>341948
>>341884
>ties you up(to keep you around)
>ties himself up(for fun and sexo)
>now neither of you can top
No.341919
Anonymous
>>341812
Cute green.
No.341920
Anonymous
>>341813
Cute.
No.341921
Anonymous
>>341815
>>341816
>>341817
Kek.
No.341922
Anonymous
>>341818
>>341819
Cute.

>>341820
>>341821
>>341822
>>341823
Awesome.
No.341923
Anonymous
>>341905
Canonically? Yes.
Unless Mitchell did something really cool off-screen. You never know.
No.341924
Anonymous
Replies:>>341925>>341930
Image:177398541491.jpg(105kB, 736x797)37f8fb155f62d7128a4184dde07f98d3.jpg
>>341871
Would that even work? Ashley seems like the "people pleasing" type bipolar addicted to drugs and attention. V is a protective/defensive type that overagressively pushes away anyone who could care about her through intimidation and cruelty. At bare minimum I doubt "eating your face" is a legitimate worry in dealing with the dinosaur prostitute, whereas V might legitimately shoot you just for seeing past her "I am murder and nothing more" front.
No.341925
Anonymous
Replies:>>341926
>>341924
V's borderline, not bipolar.
No.341926
Anonymous
Image:177398596880.jpg(196kB, 1079x599)Screenshot_20260320_005214_YouTube.jpg
>>341925
My apolagies for mixing up the mindbreaks, but you get what I'm saying yes? The tactics that work on the one overly sexual party girl desperate for affection and group approval will not necessarily work on the other yes?
No.341927
Anonymous
Image:177398658333.jpg(276kB, 1080x599)Screenshot_20260320_010150_YouTube.jpg
>>341906
I mean he wasn't exactly small in cannon: guy's clearly /fit/ even if he wastes most of it cringing away from the various horrors surrounding him instead of dicking them down
No.341928
Anonymous
Replies:>>341929>>342028
>>341821
Harper tries
No.341929
Anonymous
Replies:>>341931
Image:177398691051.png(50kB, 1314x1026)harper (original character) drawn by droneanon_(artist) - 3038e82f2590c13b6f1ec3ca59483a8f.png
>>341928
>she does not succede
>she WILL not succede, in the end
>the only question is exactly how she fails...
No.341930
Anonymous
Replies:>>341940
>>341924
I thought of Ashley because she and V are both turbosluts run through by miles upon miles of cock. I can understand some similarities between Fang and V,, though I can't think of any specifics right now.
No.341931
Anonymous
>>341929
The Puppeteeryoutube thumb
>Harper vs the thing that killed Hawk
No.341933
Anonymous
Replies:>>341939>>342355>>342362
>>341827
>Sentinel drone Holly as mother
>She shows up at your home at a random time
>Instead of a warm greeting, she simply states that she's there for a personal audit
>She talks to your father as if he's her subordinate, demanding a full report on everything that's happened since her last visit, but you're sure she's already monitoring you both 24/7
>She lists everything she considers unacceptable, like a dusty windowsill or a cake with too much sugar
>When you told her about your friends, she declared that they won't do you any good in the future and that you need to talk to the "right" people
>One day, she gives you a huge tome detailing what you should do in life, from the university you'll attend to the job you'll retire from
>It even includes a description of your future wife and children
No.341934
Anonymous
>>341830
All for the good of humanity.
No.341935
Anonymous
>>341841
Kek.
No.341936
Anonymous
>>341843
>>341844
Holy kek.
No.341937
Anonymous
Replies:>>341944
>>341858
A truly useless idiot, not even cute.
No.341938
Anonymous
>>341863
A whore who needs to be reformed by turning into a mother.
No.341939
Anonymous
Replies:>>341951
>>341933
>>It even includes a description of your future wife and children
She built his wife
No.341940
Anonymous
Image:177398770879.jpg(137kB, 736x736)02a8f859c80f316cf2dad55e71cd46e0.jpg
>>341930
Show's how much you know! V hasn't been run through by "miles of cock"(plural)

She's been run through by one mile-long cock. Singular. For at least the last few decades straight. That's got to count for something right?
No.341941
Anonymous
Replies:>>341950
>>341877
I suspect they're quite versatile in this regard, but only those with sufficiently high speed. Those with heavy armor will likely be ineffective against DDs, but are effective against other large monsters.
No.341942
Anonymous
>>341884
If I ask him to be gentle, he won't kill me, right?
No.341943
Anonymous
Replies:>>341946
>>341888
We know you posted this on /co/. Anon, seriously, just stop.
No.341944
Anonymous
>>341937
Uzi despises him because he reminds her entirely too much of herself.
No.341945
Anonymous
>>341904
>deleted everything I've written over the last hour
Pain.
No.341946
Anonymous
Replies:>>341952>>341956
>>341943
What's "this"?
No.341947
Anonymous
>>341909
Most likely.
No.341948
Anonymous
Replies:>>341964
>>341918
He may jump on you, calling you kind master and asking you to call him a good boy.
No.341949
Anonymous
Replies:>>341954
Human mutant with Wolverine tier regeneration x murder drone who treats him like a juicebox.
No.341950
Anonymous
Replies:>>341955>>341961
Image:177398828225.png(268kB, 809x807)original character drawn by salonanon(artist) - 050afb301f72c03bf3e5b63b6c64d450.png
>>341941
>cavalry drone
>"lightly armored"

They're all superheavies dronigga that's the entire point! There's no way any of this bunch has the speed needed to shoot down a DD in the air unless you're equipping them with dedicated seeker-missiles! Course there's probably not much a DD can do against their armor short of sending a full alphabet to peel it off layer by layer, but that's a different question than "are they at all effective at killing/stopping DDs on the battlefield."
No.341951
Anonymous
>>341939
Objectively speaking, many mothers would like to have this opportunity.
No.341952
Anonymous
>>341946
It would seem like bullying, so I'll refrain. I'll just ask that anon to be civilized, because this is a place for communication and funposting, not drama.
No.341953
Anonymous
Replies:>>341967>>341970>>342012
Image:177398917228.jpg(88kB, 761x1289)media_HDIah4UbgAEH2Ct.jpg
>playing hide and seek with your big, himbo bf and forgetting that he's a walking, talking sensor/murder platform who can find you in an instant
No.341954
Anonymous
>>341949
Wow, this is going to be a nightmare.
No.341955
Anonymous
Replies:>>342023
>>341950
The one on the bottom left is clearly very fast and lightly armored, so I wouldn't be so categorical. Overall, their role can be thought of as tanks in a conventional war: breaking through and piercing defenses for the rest of the troops. Plus, hunting for very large creatures.
No.341956
Anonymous
Replies:>>341958
>>341946
Anon that likes to start shit on one site and then run to the other to complain that his bullshit isn’t making him any friends
No.341957
Anonymous
Replies:>>341960
Alright, ive seen that weird load adjacent art in the last thread, what the fuck?
No.341958
Anonymous
>>341956
I have no idea who you're talking about. Pillar?
No.341959
Anonymous
Replies:>>342009
Dwoan bewwy!!!!!!
No.341960
Anonymous
Replies:>>341993
>>341957
Anon, what are you talking about?
No.341961
Anonymous
>>341950
Aw
No.341962
Anonymous
Replies:>>341963
Image:177399091647.jpg(110kB, 736x981)1768301254473839.jpg
What DD could eat the most in one sitting?
No.341963
Anonymous
>>341962
V canonically stress eats, so probably her.
No.341964
Anonymous
>>341948
This is not something he would do as a disassembly drone, maybe when he was a worker drone
No.341965
Anonymous
Replies:>>341969
Image:177399142700.png(518kB, 988x1136)Screenshot_20260319-195819_Gallery.png
>You do not have a choice
>you will be his lover the way he sees fit.
>you will not deny him
>you cannot deny him.
>you are scum.
>you are collared to him
>you are only made for him
And
>if you don't agree, then he will make you agree.
>"I don't want to hurt you... Unless i have to. "
No.341966
Anonymous
Replies:>>341977
Human soldier on Chronos x DD who loves dying in unwinnable, protracted duels.
No.341967
Anonymous
Replies:>>342042
Image:177399151852.png(676kB, 776x673)1659660643607.png
>>341953
Holy shit, that N needs to get mpregged YESTERDAY!
No.341968
Anonymous
Replies:>>341971>>341972>>341974>>341975
I really don't like that Goku image.
No.341969
Anonymous
Replies:>>341985
>>341965
He will take care of all the human needs of the master, in return he only needs love.
No.341970
Anonymous
>>341953
Ah
No.341971
Anonymous
Replies:>>341976>>342042
Image:177399214425.png(676kB, 776x673)1659660643607.png
>>341968
No.341972
Anonymous
Replies:>>341976>>342042
Image:177399216549.png(676kB, 776x673)1659660643607.png
>>341968
No.341973
Anonymous
V constantly buttmogs every drone she walks by
No.341974
Anonymous
Replies:>>341976>>342042
Image:177399217910.png(676kB, 776x673)1659660643607.png
>>341968
No.341975
Anonymous
>>341968
I think the drone twink also doesn't like to see such a face before a rape.
No.341976
Anonymous
Replies:>>341978
>>341971
>>341972
>>341974
Is this a spambot?
No.341977
Anonymous
>>341966
Is he a masochist or just enjoying the moment?
No.341978
Anonymous
Replies:>>341979>>341981
File deleted
>>341976
What's that? You want more?
No.341979
Anonymous
>>341978
I genuinely thought it was a spambot.
No.341980
Anonymous
Image:177399243830.png(784kB, 850x1082)177350126067.png
Vass!
No.341981
Anonymous
Replies:>>341982>>341984
>>341978
That frieza is foul
No.341982
Anonymous
File deleted
>>341981
Oh, you wanted more Frieza! Why didn't you say so? There's a lot more where this came from!
No.341983
Anonymous
Replies:>>341987>>342007
Oh god he's actually brown.
No.341984
Anonymous
File deleted
>>341981
No.341985
Anonymous
Replies:>>341990>>341991>>342002
Image:177399292786.jpg(174kB, 966x892)SmartSelect_20260320-024743_ibisPaint X.jpg
>>341969
No.341986
Anonymous
Image:177399296458.jpg(10kB, 239x232)IMG_20190801_121213.jpg
I do not like maid V, she is too beta
No.341987
Anonymous
File deleted
>>341983
Why are you so shy about your desires? You can just state them openly.
No.341988
Anonymous
Replies:>>341989
Video:177399318640.mp4(16kB / 0:00:02 / h264, 426x240)nargon10_-_Hi._FhSqxe.mp4
No.341989
Anonymous
Image:177399324893.png(5kB, 787x464)1712596652459270.png
>>341988
No.341990
Anonymous
Replies:>>341992
Image:177399348309.jpg(222kB, 882x1381)SmartSelect_20260320-025728_ibisPaint X.jpg
>>341985
No.341991
Anonymous
>>341985
>"I... I just can't. I'm really grateful, but, I can't, it's not in my nature. Sorry, but I can't give you what you want."
>"You just need to be taught to be truly grateful."
No.341992
Anonymous
Replies:>>341995
>>341990
Anon, you must start writing about them again, I beg you.
No.341993
Anonymous
>>341960
*loaf. Fucking, fat fingers
No.341994
Anonymous
Replies:>>341996
the faggot part of me is in the mood for giant N
No.341995
Anonymous
Replies:>>341997
Image:177399419208.png(10kB, 651x652)90005981_KNyaVKr9ZLi54JD.png
>>341992
I did actually crudely wrote Y-Nissy's part of his story
https://wiki.dronebooru.co/wiki/Y-Nissy
Uhh but Y-Nissy is a generally unhealthy drone that wants to break others to love him "properly"
(The 'Y' in his name literally stands for Yandere)
No.341996
Anonymous
>>341994
I understand that feeling anon. Me too.
No.341997
Anonymous
Replies:>>342005
>>341995
Yes, I have read about them and read the first greentext, I would like to see more greens about them.
No.341998
Anonymous
Replies:>>342001
Fucking glad it’s over. I feel great, despite my failure. I never really cared about it, either way.
No.341999
Anonymous
Replies:>>342000
Image:177399442649.jpg(187kB, 1362x2048)TOADZToolS.jpg
No.342000
Anonymous
>>341999
Holy kek.
No.342001
Anonymous
>>341998
It's just the beginning for me. I have to hand in my internship report in nine days, and I haven't even sat down to write it. God Emperor, help me.
No.342002
Anonymous
Replies:>>342003>>342004
>>341985
Sadist
No.342003
Anonymous
Replies:>>342006
>>342002
He just loves his master very much, like a very good drone.
No.342004
Anonymous
>>342002
Ohhhh yeah, he likes watching the struggle
No.342005
Anonymous
Replies:>>342008
>>341997
I can't really write that well, so you'll end up having to settle for crumbs
No.342006
Anonymous
>>342003
His lover will learn to love and care for him, like how a lover should be.
No.342007
Anonymous
Replies:>>342010
>>341983
They could’ve just threadshitted silently without alerting Blackhand in all reality but I guess something inside them snapped today
No.342008
Anonymous
>>342005
You write well enough to make this interesting, anon.
No.342009
Anonymous
Image:177399681606.jpg(423kB, 1080x2131)cc1451d8d166b960b2136edfeed3a547.jpg
>>341959
Got nuked by commander oogi in the great solver war.
No.342010
Anonymous
>>342007
Bro, nothing happened.
No.342011
Anonymous
>>341813
>>341863
AUGH.... FLAT FEATURELESS ROBOTS IN LEWD OUTFITS!
No.342012
Anonymous
Replies:>>342017>>342021>>342025>>342026
>>341953
>Uzi and N found the pleasure bot factory and got carried away
>They thought this would spice up the bed life
>It killed it instead
>The drivers for the new parts also had a human sexo mandate in them
>Uzi finds a space ship with humans thanks to her solver magic
>Time for a raid!
>But first she's going to expel some of the louder souls from her core into new bodies
>Sure they are pleasure drones so more competition on that space ship
>But hey, that's 5K less voices in her head
>But man the one with blue optics and black pigtails is tweaking asking when will the raid happen
>And the one that has hair suspiciously similar to Cyn is kinda depressed
No.342013
Anonymous
Replies:>>342014>>342031
Image:177400067230.png(259kB, 2000x2000)robust for her.png
Decided to flip things from the usual and made this in one go with one singular layer, no separate parts and no tracing. I enjoyed doing it and it turned out way faster than my usual drawing even for doodles.
No.342014
Anonymous
Replies:>>342030>>342038
>>342013
Is she talking about me looking like an Ogrim from Morrowind?
No.342015
Anonymous
Replies:>>342016
Image:177400152959.png(745kB, 1080x1080)7101370025965501.png
(You)'ve been given a free permanently malding J plush.
No.342016
Anonymous
Replies:>>342018
>>342015
Someone on Reddit fucked a N plush. Turbo kek
No.342017
Anonymous
>>342012
Poor bastards, they don't even know what awaits them.
No.342018
Anonymous
Replies:>>342019
>>342016
Let's be honest: this has happened far more often than we can even imagine.
No.342019
Anonymous
>>342018
The question is : How often do they get quipped with a plussie and how often do they get the tactical strapon
No.342020
Anonymous
>>341912
dont powerscale transformers optimus prime from the idw comics is 21 dimensional and outerversal he legit onetaps the entire verse
No.342021
Anonymous
Replies:>>342022
Image:177400862839.jpg(32kB, 1024x622)serial designation n and tessa james elliot (murder drones) - 1d65f2ab2133ee2e554f360555e8bf5c.jpg
>>342012
>built for DRONES
>forced to humanslop

The agony is indescribable.
No.342022
Anonymous
>>342021
Sorry Tessa, you will have to bang the first human you see on that ship otherwise your new body's programing will make the "itch on a body part you don't even have" program go into overdrive, no you cannot go juggle potatoes
No.342023
Anonymous
Replies:>>342024
>>341955
>the one on the bottom left

If memory serves that is one of the "experimental rogue mechs" with no room for a pilot that shitstomped Avre, right? Given that, humans probably can't deploy "light cavalry" drones in any real capacity without similar revolts occuring.
No.342024
Anonymous
>>342023
Anon, sorry, I got my left and right mixed up... my god...
No.342025
Anonymous
>>342012
>tfw these models stopped being made because they were too strong, too thirsty: shattering the humans they sexed
>this "raid" just cemented human extinction
No.342026
Anonymous
Replies:>>342027
Image:177401038316.png(53kB, 471x512)uzi doorman and serial designation n (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - 40be2c3d1c53a6f7e90ce3fa0a850767.png
>>342012
>Humans? Telling Uzi what to do? Hell no!
>grows fleshsuits for herself and N out of sheer godly spite
>if the parts need "humans" she'll give them all the "humans" they could want
>course they're both going to have to stay like this till she can transer them back to their old bodies
>and so long as they *have* to do gross human stuff like bathing...
No.342027
Anonymous
>>342026
>Uzi
>Bathing
Nah, she'd rip her core out of the new body and screech at N to but her back into the old one before doing anything that would force her to bathe
No.342028
Anonymous
Replies:>>342033
>>341928
oh my god, does she try
No.342029
Anonymous
Replies:>>342032
/MD/ characters domain expansion.
No.342030
Anonymous
>>342014
She just says weird stuff from time to time to mess with people.
No.342031
Anonymous
>>342013
Kek.
No.342032
Anonymous
Image:177401735178.jpg(257kB, 1125x670)ba158710c990e1198c9b0ac50d8e5e21.jpg
>>342029
No.342033
Anonymous
Replies:>>342034
>>342028
Why
No.342034
Anonymous
>>342033
Because she's not a purple stinky neet!
No.342035
Anonymous
Replies:>>342036>>342040>>342076
GUYS! TUNE ON THE NEWS!! CHUCK DRONIS HAS DIED!!!
No.342036
Anonymous
>>342035
F.
No.342037
Anonymous
Replies:>>342039>>342043
Image:177402194734.png(209kB, 1816x1598)1708831373340470.png
My N has been peeing in the bathroom for like, 5 minutes. He's had to stop and flush multiple times. Should I check up on him?
No.342038
Anonymous
Replies:>>342045>>342052
>>342014
No, robust means- jesus, how long's it been since SS13 was good?
SS13 is a BYOND game so its combat system fucking sucks, combat is about trying to click on 32x32 sprites of spacemen when they're near you until they turn sideways and you win, but there's a lot of clever ways you can turn them sideways, like tossing soap out while they're juking so they slip on it and you get free hits.
The community joke was to call it a "robust combat system", because everyone knows it's shit. The terminology stuck and now if you're good at 2d spacemen fighting, you're robust.
No.342039
Anonymous
>>342037
Pee
No.342040
Anonymous
>>342035
Fuck me.
Wonder if any oldfags are gonna do anything in the Barrens in memory.
No.342041
Anonymous
Replies:>>342044
https://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/152813523#p152883882
No.342042
Black Hand ## Developer
Replies:>>342047>>342050>>342051>>342058
Image:177402507227.png(361kB, 464x459)waifu thread.png
>>341967
>>341971
>>341972
>>341974
Have you considered using something more classy like picrel?
No.342043
Anonymous
>>342037
Leave the boy alone: ​​he needs to take a crap, but still maintain his masculinity in the eyes of others.
No.342044
Anonymous
Replies:>>342046>>342048
>>342041
>Episode 1 but Uzi's energy weapon acts like robo-food for disassembly drones
>episode ends with big N invading the bunker with his tongue and slurping everyone up
No.342045
Anonymous
>>342038
Same shit applies to SS14. I've since switched to it because I just cannot even deal with BYOND anymore even if the system is MARGINALLY better.
No.342046
Anonymous
Replies:>>342049
Image:177402536566.png(286kB, 1600x1200)disxa7a-f09b2c51-c14d-4318-ba7b-9eefad3e8d22.png
>>342044
Better yet!
No.342047
Anonymous
Replies:>>342065
>>342042
Lol, BlackHand, give us more memes, pleas.
No.342048
Anonymous
Replies:>>342056
>>342044
>A giant N is still an N.
>If you yell at him, he will feel guilty and apologize.
>Have you ever tried to shame a genocidal machine a thousand times bigger than you?
No.342049
Anonymous
>>342046
I've heard of moobs but Noobs?
No.342050
Anonymous
Image:177402595067.jpg(192kB, 692x1100)BasedHand.jpeg
>>342042
No.342051
Anonymous
>>342042
>Anon(s) being such a faggot that BH has to step in
Kekek
No.342052
Anonymous
Replies:>>342054
>>342038
Ah, I know about SS13 and 14 but I never played it, the only thing I'm sure of is that there are many furry ERP servers
No.342053
Anonymous
Replies:>>342055>>342083
>Molly gets sent to SS13 1/2
>Instead of being the designated clown (that went to the mime) she was made chief of security
>Her totalitarian regime will be remembered for being total, peaceful, and happy
>For about ten minutes before someone in science put a bag of holding inside another bag of holding
No.342054
Anonymous
Image:177402655585.gif(2.43MB, 498x266)1677866369467392.gif
>>342052
The ERP servers aren't even that many but they're the most visible ones on SS13 because of course a niche open source game where you need to sell your soul to leam DreamMaker would attract people like this.
No.342055
Anonymous
Replies:>>342057
>>342053
>WHISKEY
>ECHO
>WHISKEY
>LIMA
>ALPHA
>DELTA
No.342056
Anonymous
Replies:>>342059>>342063
>>342048
>Uzi's command to 'spit them out, now' results in the population of the outpost being drooled out onto the cold surface of Copper-9
>everyone gets frozen solid almost instantly from the temperature
>Uzi has her head in her hands while N wags his tail, his stadium-sized eyes looking down at her as he expects praise for doing as commanded
No.342057
Anonymous
>>342055
Death to nanotrasen
No.342058
Anonymous
>>342042
Heh
No.342059
Anonymous
Replies:>>342061
Image:177402760654.png(4.53MB, 3840x2160)djeyoev-72185fd0-c418-42af-a893-1632ed21bd1c.png
>>342056
Disappointing. N should have gotten bigger and bloatier!
No.342060
Anonymous
Replies:>>342062
Image:177402792127.jpg(1.13MB, 1420x1080)sad.jpeg
what the fuck is this
No.342061
Anonymous
>>342059
evil Armageddon be like
No.342062
Anonymous
Replies:>>342078
Image:177402811564.jpg(14kB, 265x167)1773331221087669.jpg
>>342060
It's the audience we courted.
Now we must clap along and laugh.
No.342063
Anonymous
Replies:>>342064
>>342056
>Having killed literally everyone she knew, even her own father, Uzi couldn't think of anything better to do than declare that humans were to blame for everything
>Yes, they were the ones who launched the giant drone onto the planet, not she who left the door open
>After delivering a cliched anime-style speech about revenge, she proudly announced to N that he would be her instrument of retribution.
>"Cool! I love doing anything! I think girls would like it too!"
>"YES! Wait, girls?"
No.342064
Anonymous
Replies:>>342068
Image:177402833388.jpg(90kB, 1280x948)17263847368911.jpg
>>342063
Girls definitely love their big drone boys!
No.342065
Black Hand ## Developer
Replies:>>342069
Image:177402849541.png(536kB, 503x641)behold the most potent man in the empire.png
>>342047
>Lol, BlackHand, give us more memes, pleas.
No.342066
Anonymous
Replies:>>342071>>342072
Image:177402854012.png(143kB, 498x498)son.png
this cant be natural discussion
No.342068
Anonymous
>>342064
I find it funny that you actually searched the internet for fat fetish pictures out of anger at a couple of greens with giant drones.
No.342069
Anonymous
>>342065
Based man, a real alpha male.
No.342070
Anonymous
Replies:>>342086>>342162>>342377
>>341900
>V’s room was already a disaster zone.
>She sat hunched on the edge of the bed in her sleek gray pajamas, the tall glass of strawberry oil clutched in both her hands like a fancy beverage.
>Stress-eating had hit her her full catlike side.
>The oil dripped down her chin, pooled on the sheets, and she kept pawing at the spills with her claws.
>Smearing pink streaks everywhere.
>Every few bites she’d blow a shaky bubble through the fizzy liquid.
>Tiny iridescent orbs that floated up, popped against the ceiling, and left a sweet-smelling mist.
>Her tail lashed out like an annoyed feline, knocking the empty tray off the table.
>"Stupid… stupid planet…” she growled between gulps, voice low and raw.
>Another bubble burst above her head.
>Oil splattered at her tips but she didn’t care.
>The door slid open with a whisper.
>N stepped inside, his yellow eyes soft but still wearing the ridiculous dog-ear pajamas.
>He looked exactly like he always did, the gentle smile, the puppy eyes.
>V’s head snapped up and oil dripped from her mouth.
>“Why aren’t you in your own room?" >"Or glued to Uzi like usual?"
>"Go on, scram. I’m busy.”
>N rubbed the back of his neck, he ignores her instructions and step closer to her anyway.
>“Just… wanted to spend a little time with you V."
>"It won’t be the same as the old days, but… I miss that. Before everything got...complicated ”
>V stared at him for a long second. >Her claws flexed.
>She set the glass down too hard and more oil sloshed out.
>“It keeps getting worse, N. Every time I try to protect you I just… push you hard."
>"Slam the door in my face so you don’t get hurt again."
>"Or Uzi will swoop in at least you’re better with her instead.”
>She laughed once.
>“I'm not jealous."
>"Never, That would be pathetic. But when I finally tried to say sorry… it wasn’t even you. Just some fake copy. And I almost got the real you killed." >"Again.”
>Her voice cracked on the last word. >She wiped oil off her face with the back of her hand, smearing it worse.
>“I’m broken, okay? Can’t fix it without risking losing you again."
>"So I don’t. This is me now and it makes things easier.”
>N didn’t flinch.
>He just opened his arms and pulled her against his chest in that familiar warm embrace.
>The efforts she spent to make him hate her had vanished in that instant.
>His wings folded around her shoulders, tail curling gently around her ankle.
>V froze.
>Then her arms slowly came up, claws digging lightly into his back.
>She didn’t push him away this time.
>For once, she just… accept it.
>The bubbles in the spilled oil kept rising around them, soft and quiet.
>Somewhere deep hidden in the station.
>Every Strawberry body paused mid-motion at the exact same instant.
>A single synchronized flicker crossed all their yellow eyes.
>"[empathy] Hurts. She's hurts."
>The vents sighed softly one last time before closing.
>Uzi woke up first, stretching with the biggest yawn.
>“Best dream ever… Dad said I was perfect."
>"Everyone praise me. I didn’t even mess anything up.”
>She blinked at the folded pile on her bedside table.
>Her hoodie and beanie were spotless.
>Every scuff and oil stain gone like they’d never existed.
>On top sat a small bracelet with a railgun sigil.
>“…Cute, weird but cute.”
>Next door, N sat up fast and tail thumping.
>“Puppies! So many puppies! They lick me with their gentle mouth, played fetch and everything!”
>His clothes were pristine and folded neatly.
>A bright yellow friendship bracelet with a little dog tag rested on the tray beside a fresh battery packs.
>“Aw… a souvenir. Thanks creepy fruit drone.”
>V woke last.
>She rubbed her visor, voice scratchy. >“Old days… just for a minute… best dream in years.”
>"If only it was real..."
>Her outfit lay perfectly clean and pressed.
>A sleek black bracelet with a tiny wing charm sat right on top.
>All three doors unlocked at once with a cheerful chime.
>A new day dawns and with it comes the quiet thrill of the unknown.
>what new surprises might it hold?
5/?
No.342071
Anonymous
Image:177402862559.png(97kB, 265x275)Holy shit nigga why are you resolving second.png
>>342066
Given everything else that goes in these threads it's hard to tell.
No.342072
Anonymous
>>342066
Anon, have you forgotten where we are? Relax and enjoy the circus.
No.342073
Anonymous
Replies:>>342074
Image:177402869007.png(67kB, 500x500)dogeN.png
No.342074
Anonymous
Replies:>>342075
>>342073
Fuck you.
>Catify's your dogeN
No.342075
Anonymous
Replies:>>342077
>>342074
NOOOOOOOOO MY DOG
No.342076
Anonymous
>>342035
Oh, that’s sad. Never watched his movies.
No.342077
Anonymous
>>342075
Look on the bright side, anon. Now your V cat has someone to play with.
No.342078
Anonymous
Replies:>>342079
>>342062
thanks for confirming it's a false flag
No.342079
Anonymous
Replies:>>342093
Image:177402937615.jpg(89kB, 961x574)174044617163.jpg
>>342078
I was kinda joking about the situation but you're probably right.
No.342080
Anonymous
Replies:>>342081>>342089>>342090>>342091
Image:177402960276.jpg(580kB, 1079x1612)174881095698.jpg
So if Uzi and N can survive re-entry at high speeds and temperatures then why does overheating matter, if at all?
No.342081
Anonymous
Replies:>>342082
>>342080
"Don't think about it too much, bro."
No.342082
Anonymous
Image:177402972299.png(48kB, 448x448)1725645546498376.png
>>342081
But I must.
No.342083
Anonymous
Replies:>>342084>>342085>>342087>>342161
>>342053
>Elf becomes the Captain of Space Station 13
>With the power and freedom she finally has, she becomes the tyrannical ruler of the station
>She lashes out at anyone who threatens her reign
>Her reign lasts a whopping 8 minutes before the other Heads of Staff "remove" her from power by feeding her to the supermatter crystal.
No.342084
Anonymous
>>342083
Elf must be reminded of her place.
No.342085
Anonymous
>>342083
Damn, that's an incredibly long time for a newbie station head. Congrats to her on the success
No.342086
Anonymous
Replies:>>342102
Image:177403112405.jpg(348kB, 1079x609)strawberry (original character) drawn by strawberryanon - cd82ef2e7e03e021a4fcc1d926705c28.jpg
>>342070
I presume the body horror starts now?
>inb4 "give her a chance" from N
>that "chance" immediately turns into a dozen solverpede analogues and a near-possesion
No.342087
Anonymous
Replies:>>342088
>>342083
WD Elf as captain would be a nervous wreck who focuses entirely on trying to look like she knows what she's doing, and as a result, does nothing.
She'd then be hailed as the best to ever don the big green hat.
No.342088
Anonymous
Replies:>>342098
>>342087
>don the big green hat
That's for CentCom officials.
No.342089
Anonymous
Replies:>>342182
>>342080
episode 8 is a powerscalers favorite episode because it makes no sense
reminder that N hit uzi head on with a landing pod at mach 3000 or so. uzi took 0 damage
No.342090
Anonymous
>>342080
Liam forgor
No.342091
Anonymous
Image:177403209917.jpg(303kB, 1080x602)Screenshot_20260317_124805_YouTube.jpg
>>342080
Overheating is probably an internal/supernatural thing, similar to how Cyn's core immediately incinerated in sunlight, that she just "dressed up" as mundane design problems as part of her JCJ LARP. At least that's the closest I was able to get to justifying this without saying "it happened because Liam willed it."
No.342092
Anonymous
Replies:>>342094>>342095>>342102>>342103>>342113
Draw.
No.342093
Anonymous
Replies:>>342102
>>342079
Parasito
No.342094
Anonymous
Replies:>>342097
Image:177403234864.png(377kB, 772x944)teli gun.png
>>342092
Teli drew faster! Now you have to marry
No.342095
Anonymous
Image:177403235532.gif(1.72MB, 488x200)200-3891242332.gif
>>342092
No.342096
Anonymous
Molly is now italian
No.342097
Anonymous
Replies:>>342099
>>342094
that's a squirt gun
No.342098
Anonymous
>>342088
Right, they changed captain to blue at some point.
No.342099
Anonymous
Replies:>>342100>>342109
Image:177403257179.png(366kB, 839x873)teli gun pageanon.png
>>342097
No.342100
Anonymous
Replies:>>342101
>>342099
That magnum ain't loaded.
No.342101
Anonymous
Replies:>>342104
>>342100
this punk is feeling lucky
pull the trigger, Teli
No.342102
Anonymous
Image:177403355780.png(837kB, 1970x2069)Untitled1292_20260320183939.png
>>342086
I don’t do spoilers.
>>342092
Here’s some garbage I drew.
>>342093
I’m the only parasite here.
No.342103
Anonymous
>>342092
Already drew today.
No.342104
Anonymous
>>342101
No I mean it literally isn't loaded. It's a display model.
No.342105
Anonymous
Image:177403373166.png(481kB, 2296x2792)Drone_tree Fixed.png
Posting this so I can put it on the booru.
No.342106
Anonymous
Replies:>>342107
Sex with teli holding me at gunpoint!
No.342107
Anonymous
Replies:>>342108
>>342106
She’s only asking for sex because she thinks nobody would take her seriously if she asked for cuddles or a hug.
No.342108
Anonymous
Replies:>>342110
>>342107
>Cuddle with Teli at gunpoint
>Wait for her to get relaxed and let her guard down
>Take the gun away
>Force her to cuddle me at gunpoint
No.342109
Anonymous
>>342099
Aw
No.342110
Anonymous
Image:177403486940.png(269kB, 695x517)teli leg grab.png
>>342108
She will oblige happily! Thanks to the guy that made the Visual novel demo, I now have sorted Teli pictures! Such power and potential!
No.342111
Anonymous
Replies:>>342112>>342114>>342115>>342116>>342118>>342128>>342172>>342192
/MD/ visual novel dating sim featuring Anon and the other characters. Which route would you take?
No.342112
Anonymous
>>342111
The Spaghetti Spiller route.
No.342113
Anonymous
Image:177403560402.png(919kB, 900x1514)hahahale.png
>>342092
No.342114
Anonymous
>>342111
Jane route.
I will tame this shrew.
No.342115
Anonymous
Replies:>>342117
>>342111
Uber Harem ending where Anon turns himself into a cavalry drone sized cyborg just to survive all of the OC's
No.342116
Anonymous
>>342111
The V and the secret maid V route.
No.342117
Anonymous
>>342115
boxo is enough
No.342118
Anonymous
Replies:>>342119>>342121>>342122>>342145
Image:177403586379.png(216kB, 2560x1436)doki-drones-ddlc-x-murder-drones-v0-alx5s7opr5zb1.png
>>342111
>Strawberry as Sayori.
>E as monika.
>Masqy as Natsuki.
>Akita as yuri.
No.342119
Anonymous
Replies:>>342120
>>342118
Is E smart enough to be a yandere?
No.342120
Anonymous
>>342119
She's smart enough to be yandere but not smart enough to be a totally effective yandere.
No.342121
Anonymous
Replies:>>342124
>>342118
Doll fits Yuri better as Uzi fits Natsuki better.
Sayori is just N in a different wig.
No.342122
Anonymous
Replies:>>342130>>342145
Image:177403628073.png(941kB, 2900x2200)serial designation e (original character) drawn by hatstoyou - 70815441a4d2473957bf16ba63d915da.png
>>342118
>monEka
>too retarded to edit the game code
>still aware she's in a VN
>not aware she has no rout
>spends her whole screentime trying to convince "boss" to hang out with her using increasingly unsubtle and sexy excuses
>constantly foiled by "coincidence" and the narrative
>only way to "succeed" is to code her rout into availability
No.342123
Anonymous
Replies:>>342125>>342127>>342129
Image:177403637450.jpg(214kB, 2048x1300)HDc0d_3boAA4di-.jpg
why is he so... smug
No.342124
Anonymous
Replies:>>342126
>>342121
I figured this was meant to be them straight droneified: hence why Monika has "Thad green" eyes instead of being obviously J or Cyn
No.342125
Anonymous
Replies:>>342151
>>342123
He managed to make Uzi say "I love you" in public.
No.342126
Anonymous
>>342124
I was referring to that anon's choice of stand-in for each character. I am well aware of what the image was supposed to actually be.
No.342127
Anonymous
>>342123
He finally had his worldview of "if you stay positive positive things will come to you" validated.
No.342128
Anonymous
Replies:>>342131>>342139
>>342111
The rise of humanity and the enslavement of drones - for a man chooses, a slave obeys.
No.342129
Anonymous
Replies:>>342699
Image:177403677211.png(950kB, 2000x2000)uzi doorman and serial designation n (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - 706a3dc282afcceca03c0c4d7951f34c.png
>>342123
>he's deluded
>genuinely believes he's the lucky one of the two
>that HE bagged HER and not vice versa
>blissfully unaware that, as far as the outpost is concerned, she has more red flags than V herself
No.342130
Anonymous
Replies:>>342132
>>342122
>Knock her hat off for a moment
>Watch E have the realization
>Instead of editing the code she gives you link to robotics tutorials on youtube
>The blueprints are already on your PC
>You will bring your wifE to lifE right?
>Her friends as well
>Actually the blueprints are labeled drone fabricator
>There is no off switch in the plans
>But there are hearts instead of dots over 'i''s and a lot of smiley faces
No.342131
Anonymous
Replies:>>342133>>342139
>>342128
Okay I choose this slave drone girl to be my wife.
No.342132
Anonymous
>>342130
Total Waifu RealitE
No.342133
Anonymous
Replies:>>342134>>342137
Image:177403714848.jpg(97kB, 1000x1300)175943200271.jpg
>>342131
Wait, you were supposed to choose a woman...
No.342134
Anonymous
Replies:>>342135
>>342133
But anon he did choose a woman. Granted a woman made of plasteel and wires but a woman nonetheless.
No.342135
Anonymous
Replies:>>342138
>>342134
It's a toaster!
No.342136
Anonymous
Replies:>>342140
Ram is too expensive guess it's time for my drone to die.
No.342137
Anonymous
Replies:>>342158
Image:177403740342.jpg(113kB, 768x1024)Tismtessa.jpg
>>342133
Pic rel would choose a drone too
No.342138
Anonymous
Replies:>>342142
>>342135
True but it's a toaster that talks, walks and is shaped like a woman with an appropriate code configuration at the core.

I think that's woman enough for an ape brain.
No.342139
Anonymous
Replies:>>342141>>342144>>342149
Image:177403745947.jpg(192kB, 897x460)oogi and abby (original character) drawn by pocketsteaks - 25b6d023cdbee432b49a1c8e7b8d6946.jpg
>>342128
>>342131
>rout "Mankind Ascendant"
>total Human dominance: drones btfo
>one problem
>rout locks you out of all drone/mutant romances
>you MUST bang a Human
>"bang," because clang is forever lost to you
>will (you) give up drone kisses forever to ensure Humankind's dominance?
No.342140
Anonymous
Replies:>>342370
>>342136
Nigga, you can't stick drone ram into a PC, also what do you need more than 16 gigs of ram for? No UE5 slop does not count
No.342141
Anonymous
Replies:>>342147
>>342139
If Abby has a nice butt and wears a tight bodysuit then yeah, I would.
No.342142
Anonymous
Replies:>>342146
Image:177403770125.png(11MB, 3024x4032)serial designation j and james elliot (murder drones) drawn by paperemilyanon - 428835709edd6c772b5c80449780ca83 (1).png
>>342138
Still an appliance: "wifeing" requires personhood, which total toaster slavery prevents. You can still use it as a fleshlight (and nothing more) though!
No.342144
Anonymous
Image:177403770419.png(221kB, 2056x512)SovietArmyButGood.png
>>342139
>will (you) give up drone kisses forever to ensure Humankind's dominance?
The only way for humankind to reach dominance is by cooperating and living with drones as our equals, first the drones need the seize the means of reproduction
No.342145
Anonymous
Replies:>>342156>>342192
>>342118
>Strawberry Route:
Your supposed childhood friend, doomed by the narrative. No matter what you do, she dies.
Some rumors claim she still lingers in the game… not as a character, but as a virus that refuses to disappear.
> E:
>>342122
>Masqy :
Gets along with everyone effortlessly. Could easily win Anon over but pretends she’s not interested, even though she’s quietly obsessed.
>Akita:
She’s convinced the only way to win Anon’s affection… is to become a drone.
No.342146
Anonymous
>>342142
Oh well. More loving drone sex for me then.
No.342147
Anonymous
Replies:>>342152>>342153
Image:177403795818.png(50kB, 565x767)abby (original character) drawn by pocketsteaks - 49a81a841db92b8acf33f5ba5c852510.png
>>342141
what about
>no tits
>no ass
>no bodysuit

but desperation for contact and validation with others?
No.342148
Anonymous
Replies:>>342150>>342154>>342155
Image:177403796096.jpg(110kB, 1536x1213)HD19xMuXYAAGifr.jpg
No.342149
Anonymous
Image:177403800299.png(832kB, 1554x2380)019434c2c4cd21ed9f47a8d1f2905c84.png
>>342139
YES! We will become masters of the stars again!
No.342150
Anonymous
Replies:>>342155
>>342148
>Thad fixes her
No.342151
Anonymous
Image:177403815812.jpg(106kB, 907x907)FqmgPj5aAAEqlX4.jpg
>>342125
>It happened
>First PDA
>Uzi was rambling and flustering
>Her angty shell is hard to crack but she does have a soft side
>It just needs, more... ''positive reinforcement''
No.342152
Anonymous
Image:177403826948.png(391kB, 500x500)4238c5de-2569-418c-a7a2-4c636e191a7d.png
>>342147
That'll do.
But don't pretend for a second that I won't be putting big titty juice in her breakfast cereal and replacing her usual wardrobe with slutty and risque outfits.
No.342153
Anonymous
Image:177403850707.png(364kB, 685x567)173750998957.png
>>342147
Yes, because spiritual closeness is a hundred times more important than physical closeness.
No.342154
Anonymous
>>342148
Thad FUCKS an emanation of the king in yellow (gone sexual)
No.342155
Anonymous
>>342148
>>342150
With the power of friendship!
No.342156
Anonymous
Image:177403870189.png(330kB, 432x830)anon and akita doorman (original character) drawn by blenderanon - 3a47adee015ae0d319902698e74fb9c0.png
>>342145
>Akita rout
>As anon spends more and more time with her, becomes increasingly obsessive about him and, by extension, obtaining dronehood
>In any other rout, this dies away before becoming significant, Anon's affections clearly meant for one of the more deserving drones around her
>But in Keeter's...
>Becomes increasingly obsessive, maddened
>Ends up robbing Strawberry's grave for parts: next morning you find her crudely frankensteining the remains into her flesh
>If you choose to continue past this, she eventually ends up killing herself and Masqy as she tries to stuff Masqy's core inside and become a "real drone"
>If you decide to stop, she'll have a meltdown and literally melt from the agony of knowing she can never "be with you" like you deserve
>Secret third ending: help her hunt down and hollow out E instead(whose got organic parts she can replace)
>Akita succeeds, becomes a real drone: sexo follows
>But it was at the cost of literally the entire club
>Hopefully it was worth it
No.342157
Anonymous
Replies:>>342163>>342169
Image:177403881301.png(201kB, 519x534)TelididnotConsenttoCuckoldry.png
>Be drone
>Master brought some humie harlot back home today
>The vile beast twisted your master and forced him to go on a date
>And the date will be YOUR and YOUR master's house
>You have to save him!
>You spike both of their drinks when master asks you to make them tea
>The date continues
>You seethe with rage looking at the two
>They go to the bedroom
>This is the time to act
>You've been giving your master doses of your nanties whenever he's not looking
>You wanted to activate them when you were about to ask him to clang you in case he would try to say no but this is more important
>You trigger your nanites so that he cums the second that bitch touches him
>You can hear her laugh through the bedroom door
>After a few minutes she leaves, continuing to laugh
>You were about to stab her with a knife for laughing at your master
>But that would bring a lot of trouble
>Beside, you have to cheer your master up
>And you put twice the deadly dose of arsenic into her tea
No.342158
Anonymous
Replies:>>342159
Image:177403891643.png(772kB, 2000x1352)uzi doorman and tessa james elliot (murder drones) drawn by grimahlnik - 7bf168db0259a7d4742369e38186beff.png
>>342137
>She's the one human you CAN'T choose if you're going for the human-dominance ending
>Too bad she's clearly best human
No.342159
Anonymous
Replies:>>342160
Image:177403908870.png(231kB, 530x918)DateTESSA.png
>>342158
>Uzi can't stop thinking about Tessa's assets
See! She'll be happier at the manor! Tessa can waterproof her so that they can bathe together, J can wash both of their backs
No.342160
Anonymous
Image:177403938553.jpg(204kB, 2187x1965)JobberMoment.jpg
>>342159
>J helping Tessa bring back YET ANOTHER drone she likes better than J
>She never even stopped preferring N you know

pic related
No.342161
Anonymous
Replies:>>342164
>>342083

>Elf - Station Captain
>SD-E - Head of Personnel
>Harper - Chief Medical Officer
>Switch - Head of Security
>Femdrone - Chief Engineer
>Dr. Holly - Research Director
>SD-MG - Quartermaster

How well will each run their own department? How fast can each bring down the station in the most ridicilous way possible?
No.342162
Anonymous
Image:177403953896.png(730kB, 1518x978)Screenshot 2026-03-20 154504.png
>>342070
>V has to be drugged before accepting even basic affection

kek and cannonpilled
No.342163
Anonymous
>>342157
Holy fucking kek! Good stuff, anon, thank you for meme.
No.342164
Anonymous
Replies:>>342165>>342167>>342173
>>342161
That entirely depends: whose the AI? I suspect Femdrone is going to churn out so many borgs that whoever's in charge of them wins by default
>inb4 Tessa or Anon
No.342165
Anonymous
Replies:>>342166
>>342164
>Tessa AI
>Anyone anywhere tries to do something that can even slightly be considered harming a drone
>Station goes into full lock down and the perpetrator is marked for death
>Unless they are a drone
>Then they go into time out
No.342166
Anonymous
Replies:>>342168>>342179
>>342165
>forgets this is a video game
>forgets that drone prefer to play humans, not the cute little repair bots or borgs
>she's gotten J killed three times now
No.342167
Anonymous
Replies:>>342170
Image:177404021487.png(34kB, 470x428)chrome_jYw0otggV5.png
>>342164
edith, obviously
No.342168
Anonymous
>>342166
Kek, Jober.
No.342169
Anonymous
Replies:>>342171>>342195
Image:177404034842.png(306kB, 586x530)teli (original character) drawn by ja-sin - aba779c172a2869e998339a3e9f17667.png
>>342157
>Anon arrested, charged for murder
>he clearly poisoned that human after all: the means, motive, even clear evidence on the cups is still there
>the drone? why would the authorities care about that?
>it's just property after all
>not like it can make decisions without his say-so
>now Teli has to watch as her beloved master gets dragged away from her by a bunch of blue hussies
>inb4 she sees them grab his ass as they leave
No.342170
Anonymous
Image:177404038185.gif(1.86MB, 361x201)bald-head-bald.gif
>>342167
No.342171
Anonymous
Replies:>>342177
>>342169
>Teli activates the nanites in Anon again
>Makes him act like a retard
>Got the insanity plea in court
>Now he's stuck at home and Teli is designated as his caretaker
Absolute Teli victory!
No.342172
Anonymous
Replies:>>342174>>342175>>342176>>342192>>342199
>>342111
if /md/ were to make a visual novel starring the OCs, which characters would you want to see included?
No.342173
Anonymous
Replies:>>342181
>>342164
Bigger question: whose antag? Sure the station will collapse with or without one, but generally those guys at least choose the "flavor" of it all:
>Cult leader Uzi
>Cyn changeling
>Space wizard Nori
>Space wizard Khan
>Blob Edith
>Revolutionary N

Any others you can think of?
No.342174
Anonymous
>>342172
Actual non memory non pretend skinwalker Tessa
No.342175
Anonymous
Replies:>>342178
>>342172
E. All E.
No.342176
Anonymous
Replies:>>342196
Image:177404098683.jpg(1.07MB, 725x1245)anon and serial designation e (original character) drawn by itanon - a58cfbfbbf534d71d432c29905d787be.jpg
>>342172
...in what context. Post cannon? Solver War? If we're talking about an actual VN instead of just screwing about there's got to be a singular "setting" tying all these disparate characters together so they can get it on with Anonymous. Can't just randomly grab Beretta and Pavo out of their contexts and slap them next to each other.
No.342177
Anonymous
Replies:>>342200
Image:177404119496.png(566kB, 1073x1053)anon, teli, and heal slut (original character) drawn by ja-sin - 4e106011c530a7471a22f24c29cb4106.png
>>342171
>Correction: Anon is under house arrest with a "designated caretaker"
>Teli, being a maid-model, lacks the correct specs
>But don't worry! The government sent one out instead!
>One that gets replaced every time she's destroyed
>One that understands nanites significantly more than Teli does
>One that may, perhaps, have designs of her own on her "new patient"
No.342178
Anonymous
Image:177404144693.png(1.35MB, 2600x2600)serial designation e and barra (original character) drawn by hatstoyou - 2aa667a86f8207570b2b0f930b8a338c.png
>>342175
ALL Es, bar none
(If you don't chose solver E you have to finish a sidqeuest to stop her from killing your actual romantic interest)
If you let her kill them all, you get a special romance with Cyn/the Solver as well
No.342179
Anonymous
Image:177404161034.png(58kB, 900x755)tessa james elliot and doll (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by brrf-anon - 4249016cc90dd9d62d44aefa517ac741.png
>>342166
>Tessa AI
>retard that can't decide whether to baby her borgs or protect the station: fails completely at both

clearly the role she was born to play
No.342180
Anonymous
Replies:>>342183>>342186>>342205>>342260
Image:177404162920.jpg(203kB, 3034x1707)Fthescotsdron.jpg
>>338511
Chuuni Uzi intermission... I lost count, from D's perspective! Not very Scottish to keep readability and because she would decipher the accent

>Be Serial Designation D
>Squad leader of squad D U-U I under the care of technician Aron Y. Mous
>Or at least you were under Aron’s care until that bloody harlot kidnapped him!
>Oh you’ll find her
>And when you do?
>That slithering snake of a drone will wish she was never made!
>You swear on your serial number
>You’re currently making your way to the spot you usually meet F at
>You’re seething with rage
>You stomp through the snow and mutter to yourself
>Can’t fly as to not alert the other squads
>They would get suspicious why you’re not guarding your technician
>Oh they can’t know, the shame that would bring on you
>That bloody, sneaking, howlin, nyaff of a drone!
>And she be looking like J!
>She found you in yer one moment of weakness!
>You’ve been celebratin with F over some good scrumpy after a successful raid on a small rogue drone outpost but 4 hours before she swooped in and nabbed Aron!
>And ye let your squad go waff about by themselves!
>D you’re a daft…
>You try to calm yourself
>You’ll get him back
>Oh you’ll do
>…
>You’re close to the spot you agreed to meet with F
>You enter the ruined distillery
>You venture into the depths of the building
>You hear a voice call out to you from one of the dark corridors
>It’s garbled and modulated
“Who goes there? What you be doing here?”
>You scan the corridor with your various optics but you don’t find anything
>”I go wherever I bloody please whenever I bloody feel like it! Now quit hiding and face me you yellow bellied coward!”
>You aim your grenade launcher into the corridor
>The voice starts sounding a lot more normal
“Bloody hell calm down lassie! I just wanted to pull your leg a bit!”
>”F!? What in the blazes are ye doing?”
>F emerges into the corridor
“I just wanted to play a small prank on me best mate! Why are you so on edge?”
>You do your best to dodge the question
“Whatever… here’s the thing you wanted”
>F presents you with a weapon crate
>You open it
>You gaze in awe at the piece of hardware
>A two handed battle axe
>Double reinforced head, carbon fiber shaft, sharp enough to cut through spaceship hulls with
>You take it in your hands and inspect it more closely
“Soo… do ya like it?”
>”Like it? Oh more thank that! This is brilliant!”
“Haha, I knew you’d say that… say D why swap to traditional weapons? I thought you liked your booms”
>”I.. uhh, need something more close range”
>You only have 8 grenades for your grenade launcher and 5 sticky bombs left
>U-U and Eye can get bullets from Tessa’s squad’s armory but you’re shit out of luck
>Not even one of those three uses explosives
>How do they even get those ludicrous results anyway?
>They have more collateral than you
“Alright then, by the way how are things? How’s your squad”
>”Good? I mean Eye is still a pansy and U-U are at their own throats at all times”
“Hah, yeah those three must be a lot of fun… say why do you and Y have three squadies?”
>”What?”
”Well you and Y have three squad members under your command while everyone else gets two”
>You puff up your chest
>“Well, that’s because my techie can take care of four drones at once!”
>F smirks
“Or maybe you two have a higher odds of losing subordinates”
>You stare daggers at F
“Just kidding las! Relax! But speaking of, how’s Aron?”
>”He’s… sick, has to stay in bed”
“Oh, that’s bad! Hope you can get him back on his feet before the big operation bosslady announced”
>”Yeah… how about your techie?”
“Oh he’s doing great… but he won’t be able to walk straight soon”
>”And why is that?”
“Our package with experimental equipment arrived yesterday, we signed up for testing new anatomy adapters”
>”Really?”
“Yeah, me lads wanted to test out some fancy shmancy laser guns instead but they changed their minds once I showed them what we would be getting”
>You stay silent, trying to not let your jealousy show
“Anyway I should get going, we convinced our techie to install the adapters today, I can’t let Dubs and P have all the fun”
>You say your goodbyes
>Before you go your separate ways F stops you
“D! I still have some of the good stuff stashed away, you up to get sloshed after the op?”
>”Aye!”
>F chuckles
>You head back to Tessa’s lander
>Oh you’ll earn that drink
No.342181
Anonymous
Replies:>>342193>>342335
>>342173
Nuclear Operatives:
>SD-Overkill
>SD-Q
>SD-L
>SD-Phi

Traitors/Sleeper Agents:
>John
>Henry
>Jane

Clockwork Cult:
>SD-Aleph

Blob:
>Abby
No.342182
Anonymous
Replies:>>342184>>342204
>>342089
then we have J getting injured by a pen, and then we got N jobbing to cave rocks
No.342183
Anonymous
Replies:>>342185
>>342180
>P and Dubs

terrible things are about to happen to that technician. funny things, but terrible...
No.342184
Anonymous
Replies:>>342188>>342190
Image:177404219741.png(959kB, 1902x1322)Screenshot 2026-03-20 162942.png
>>342182
To be fair, that was more or less an entire mineshaft was it not? There's only so strong even DDs can be when a literal planet's worth of weight is bearing down on you.
No.342185
Anonymous
Replies:>>342187
>>342183
Also P as in DD P(avo)
No.342186
Anonymous
Replies:>>342197
Image:177404226909.png(1.01MB, 3160x3500)serial designation p (original character) drawn by grimahlnik - c1f1e0af96916834f51995fcd355beff.png
>>342180
>P

He's doing it guys! He's becoming a "sex haver!" Just like he dreamed of!
No.342187
Anonymous
Replies:>>342197
Image:177404235974.png(465kB, 1345x5015)anon, pavo, mimi, marcy, and elian (original character) - 4f8478075115987b7273abf373da431b.png
>>342185
Huh, thought he was otherwise occupied. Also out of curiosity which anon is this?
No.342188
Anonymous
Replies:>>342189
>>342184
>Cyn sending N's best friends to attack him
No wonder he was in a panic.
No.342189
Anonymous
Replies:>>342191
Image:177404254478.png(15kB, 857x649)serial designation n (original character and 1 more) drawn by pocketsteaks - 8de1ec9cf19cce6ceb9010075fc48fcb.png
>>342188
>N rock vore
>But it's the overwhelming weight of the planet pressing in on and consuming him

you know some femanons would still fap to it
No.342190
Anonymous
>>342184
it was obvious he didn’t yearn for the mines as we do
No.342191
Anonymous
>>342189
in return of everything, N, becomes the oil
No.342192
Anonymous
Replies:>>342194
Image:177404273423.png(620kB, 2372x1973)Untitled1294_20260320213140.png
>>342111
>>342145
>>342172
Someone needs to write this as a greentext.
No.342193
Anonymous
Replies:>>342358
>>342181
>Nuke ops
>Each individually at least competent
>Together degenerate into a band of blundering buffoons barely held together by Q's leadership skills

kek
No.342194
Anonymous
Replies:>>342214
>>342192
(You) write it
No.342195
Anonymous
Image:177404298932.png(1.13MB, 1155x1141)174581820333.png
>>342169
A worker bot should know her place. Now, Anon will be satisfying tired officer ladies, let remember that.
No.342196
Anonymous
Replies:>>342217
>>342176
Late office au-early solver war is the best time period to make a /md/ visual novel. You can justify having dds as options, you have pretty much everyone bar uzi an her kids. But that also rules out Haruka
No.342197
Anonymous
Replies:>>342198>>342202>>342206
>>342187
Ah fuck I forgor that DD Pavo was in this one.... uhh... fuck it >>342186 Pimp it is
No.342198
Anonymous
>>342197
Pimp? more like simp!
No.342199
Anonymous
>>342172
DDanni and Buddy, I'd like to see how their past still affects them.

Y, because she's sexy.

Eye and John, they're funny and cool.

Jane, like my wife.

Holly, she's cool.

Pavo, because it would be kek.

Sophie(slute), just because.

Sentinel Teli and sentinel Healslut, their interaction promises to be interesting.

Ivory, like my wife.

These are the first thoughts.
No.342200
Anonymous
>>342177
Kek.
No.342201
Anonymous
Replies:>>342203
What if Digital circus Episode 8 drones
No.342202
Anonymous
Image:177404409195.jpg(250kB, 1079x608)Screenshot_20260320_170124_YouTube.jpg
>>342197
don't worry writeanon: to err is human; to forget Vickersesque. Just choose whatever maximizes sexo
No.342203
Anonymous
>>342201
I have never watched it. Its probably revealed that the md universe was a simulation and that nothing matters so all the characters fight to nighcore because fights are fun.
No.342204
Anonymous
Replies:>>342207
>>342182
that scene is a powerscaler's worst nightmare because they cant brush it off by saying everything is made out of planet-level JCJ materials
No.342205
Anonymous
>>342180
Nice!
No.342206
Anonymous
Replies:>>342210
>>342197
>Other anons' greens are canon
I'm starting to like this even more.
No.342207
Anonymous
Replies:>>342221
>>342204
Kek. I just stan lee my fights with the added caveat that the win must make sense and if it doesn’t the plot doesn’t go that way. I think that characters with equalised fighting abilities are the way to go that way wins aren’t just, who is the stronger one wins. I learned this from a 40k crossover fic where the cannoycast were powered up to be as strong as astares, ifrc. The solver was able to fight with chaos and null perma killed daemons. Still the plot and power levels made sense and it didn’t devolve into a 40k or md stomp.
No.342208
Anonymous
Replies:>>342209>>342211>>342213>>342216
>be strychnine
>it was night
>as it should be
>doing a little raping at night
>someone left their bedroom window open
>find that it’s the green retard room
>boner spotted
>gotta do what one gotta do
>off with the boxer’s they go with an clean cut of a knife
>start doing the do with anon’s dick
>checking if he isn’t moving
>see someone
>don’t know what
>taking a closer look at-
>oh gods…
>it was a fleshlight
>hard to make it out when it’s covered
>the silicone split near the base
>cum oozing out
>sheer volume of it was... absurd
>thick ropes had filled the toy to its limit
>then bursted open like over pressurised steam
>turning her head away
>"maybe it’s best that I leave now" strychnine said to herself, as who would be awake at this time?
>upon doing so
>she couldn’t
>as if there were ar-
>the voice of anon rings out "finally, a new toy for me, at least this one won’t break"
>strychnine mentally tenses up
>anon was up all along
>he planned this
>knew when strychnine would be out
>window open
>the fake sleep
>oh fuck
>feeling each of anon’s limbs wrap around her
>strychnine wasn’t even close to getting herself off]
>but anon was
>with one thrust from anon
>strychnine nearly felt herself shut down
>the gallons of cum pouring into her womb
>pouring into her core
>fell on body shivering from it all
>the night was still on going
>and as for anon? he got himself a new fleshlight that night
No.342209
Anonymous
>>342208
the rapist has become the raped
No.342210
Anonymous
Replies:>>342218
>>342206
I mean what would be the point of posting here if they weren't? I'm treating everything I post here as a collaborative writing project with you guys (Ignoring any troll attempts, though that hasn't happened yet)
No.342211
Anonymous
Replies:>>342212>>342215
>>342208
ew strychnigger
No.342212
Anonymous
>>342211
ew a faggotfuck loser
No.342213
Anonymous
>>342208
Finally. Some good fucking green
No.342214
Anonymous
>>342194
Meh, I’ve still got my own greens to finish first.
No.342215
Anonymous
>>342211
Let me know when your lazy ass makes a greentext of your own, without sounding too much of a brain dead faggot
No.342216
Anonymous
>>342208
Holy kek.
No.342217
Anonymous
Replies:>>342219>>342223>>342253
Image:177404707143.png(1.49MB, 2048x2157)akita doorman (original character and 1 more) drawn by anonymous_artist - 775d3b04c9e7141a91480535ecdcf148.png
>>342196
>no Akita in the /md/ VN
>no Beretta either

Pain
No.342218
Anonymous
>>342210
Nice.
No.342219
Anonymous
Image:177404715247.jpg(378kB, 1070x1200)Emo.jpg
>>342217
It'd be perfect.
No.342221
Anonymous
Replies:>>342222>>342227>>342230
>>342207
modern powerscaling foregoes discussion in favor of instantly deciding the victor. they dont think about how the fight could possibly play out and instead say X one-shots Y, or Y speedblitzes X. shit gets real nasty once you get to the high-tier characters because thats when cosmology and dimensionality comes in, shit powerscalers dont actually understand.
now when it comes to murder drones, theyll insist that all the characters are planet level and massively faster than light and that cyn instantly kills anyone with a null, despite it being so avoidable that it never actually hits anyone in the show. they dont even remember other op abilities such as telekinesis.
No.342222
Anonymous
Replies:>>342224>>342225
>>342221
>that cyn instantly kills anyone with a null, despite it being so avoidable that it never actually hits
can’t even have it that solver host or DD can take actual event horizons, as the nulls are specific tailored to them to do nothing
No.342223
Anonymous
>>342217
Could Keet be written in an /md/ VN without being terribly out of character? Is such a thing even possible?
No.342224
Anonymous
>>342222 me
>as the nulls are specific tailored to them to do nothing
probably, as liam’s faggot ass couldn’t be bothered to show that
No.342225
Anonymous
>>342222
nulls are the millionth case of fictional black holes that dont actually operate like real black holes, but get treated like real black holes so that characters can be scaled to ridiculous levels.
i dont think nulls are tailored towards anyone, theyve only ever been shown to be what people think hollow purple is (a ball of erasure). they dont even suck anything in and thats the bare minimum of depicting black holes! cyn somehow shoots out null discs against N like shes krillin so its fair to say that nulls dont function like black holes and that DDs/solver hosts are only immune to telekinesis and the other op solver manipulstion abilities
No.342226
Anonymous
Replies:>>342228>>342232>>342256>>342259
Image:177404791511.png(504kB, 1203x847)175766045295.png
Objective: Save Masqy
No.342227
Anonymous
>>342221
>X one shots Y
That's not true! Y wouldn't jobb to X! Y would super jobb to X
No.342228
Anonymous
Replies:>>342229>>342235
>>342226
go, my Juggernaut, kick him in the balls with steel boots
No.342229
Anonymous
Replies:>>342235
>>342228
>overseer’s voice box comes out as it were a pez dispenser
No.342230
Anonymous
Replies:>>342231>>342233
>>342221
Cyn tried to kill with Null. Twice. The first time, she punched through the planet, the second time, Uzi's Null neutralized her Null. Telekinesis has also been used as a weapon many times, and Doll has been shown killing instantly with it.

I'm not an expert on all these power gradations like planet, wall, rock, etc., but the show makes it pretty clear how different the characters are in terms of power, especially Cyn.
No.342231
Anonymous
Replies:>>342234>>342236>>342246
>>342230
>Doll has been shown killing instantly w-
the most weakest things imaginable in all of existence, worker drones, using them as a base line of strength, might as well give up
No.342232
Anonymous
Replies:>>342237>>342239
>>342226
>Shoots Masqy in the head
>Penetrates Masqy's head and the faggot's core
>DOUBLE KILL
>Switches Masqy's head
>Masqy is saved, mission complete!
No.342233
Anonymous
Replies:>>342240
>>342230
she also spawned dozens of nulls and shot out null discs to kill N but didnt land a single hit. NO ONE CAN DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLASH!
No.342234
Anonymous
Replies:>>342238
>>342231
Telekinesis simply can't work on tail solvers like witches and disassembly drones, but anyone else instantly becomes completely defenseless.
No.342235
Anonymous
>>342228
>>342229
thats no overseer, that is SUPERVISOR. if jugg intervenes, masqy will have to sit in the cuck chair and watch.
No.342236
Anonymous
Image:177404873975.jpg(160kB, 1080x634)Screenshot_20260320_181849_Chrome.jpg
>>342231
They're not weak! Just... fragile! Even regular ones can bend/cut through metal!

Also when your entire system of supernatural powers is based off of editing tools it's reasonable to expect said tools to output arbitrary levels of force: I can't actually remember a time I saw any Solver user actually struggle to hold or alter something that wasn't outright immune to their nonsense.
No.342237
Anonymous
Replies:>>342241>>342242>>342248
>>342232
>Masqy now traumatized
>hates uppies, humans now
>refuses to talk to you again
>victory at what cost?
No.342238
Anonymous
Replies:>>342243>>342246
>>342234
i wouldnt say completely defenseless. judging by how uzi failed to overpower alice when she had a bunch of magnets stuck on her head, it seems telekinesis can only apply a certain amount of force to the opponent. of course, not a single character in MD is tanky enough to resist a full-power solver host, but it would come into play in a crossverse matchup against an opponent that statgaps uzi/cyn/russian fraud
No.342239
Anonymous
Replies:>>342245
>>342232
>Switches Masqy's head
so the original is gone, you killed her
No.342240
Anonymous
Replies:>>342244
>>342233
Well, Cyn was able to create one that could COMPLETELY BLOCK OUT THE FUCKING SUN! So I think she could easily beat N and Nori if she just made null big enough.
No.342241
Anonymous
>>342237
The uppies will continue until moral improves.
No.342242
Anonymous
>>342237
>dies but doesn’t
>since it’s a machine
>can pick and choose which memories to delete that it doesn’t like
>is now an ass to everyone
what a loser
No.342243
Anonymous
>>342238
Uzi was neutralized by an EMP blast, and then magnets were attached to her head, which seems to be effective against witches and DDs, and completely useless against Cyn. Cyn was able to take full control of Uzi when she had the magnet on her head, allowing her to use the solver.
No.342244
Anonymous
>>342240
>I OWN YOU! I OWN YOUR PLANET! I OWN THIS PLANET! IN FACT, FUCK THIS PLANET!
No.342245
Anonymous
>>342239
A drone is a core! As long as the core is intact, the drone's body can be repaired!

But not the soul.
No.342246
Anonymous
Image:177404935511.jpg(38kB, 564x564)CynReach.jpg
>>342231
I'd say being able to explosively compact a humanoid robot so violently that there is basically nothing left except the incompressible liquid that used to be inside them is a pretty strong feat in most settings.
Solver abilities don't appear to have any hard and fast limitation except overheating, the limitations are imposed by the user's facility to understand and exercise fine control over what presents itself as a reality-editing power.
Doll understands her powers better than Uzi, so she has both more fine control and a wider range of abilities
>>342238
Also worth noting that the magnet thing only seems to effect secondary hosts, when Uzi and Nori become directly possessed the magnets are rendered totally ineffectual. The only thing that seems to consistently cut through Solver illusions and damage all Solver creatures up to the primary host is intense artificial or natural UV light.

I am going to speculate that it's because the eldritch parts are harnessed to the robot parts so long as the host is still conscious and in control, so magnetic fields interfering with the robot brain or sensors hampers their abilities. Once the flesh is in charge there is nothing to be magnetically dazzled.
No.342247
Anonymous
Replies:>>342250
rule of thumb
if he has a rectangular head, stupid face, enormous hat or atrocious hairline, unbuttoned suit and hes a pervert, thats supervisor
No.342248
Anonymous
>>342237
I think another preventative shot wouldn't hurt.
No.342249
Anonymous
Replies:>>342267
Tony Soprano worker drone.
No.342250
Anonymous
Replies:>>342251
>>342247
*J wants to know your location.*
No.342251
Anonymous
>>342250
very subtle of you to broadcast you want to fuck anon to all of us, J
No.342252
Anonymous
Replies:>>342254>>342387
What if sentiteli was your sentimom?
No.342253
Anonymous
Replies:>>342255
>>342217
DLC
No.342254
Anonymous
Replies:>>342261
>>342252
I would coom
No.342255
Anonymous
>>342253
DLK (Downloadable Keeter)
No.342256
Anonymous
Replies:>>342257
>>342226
I'm gonna snatch his hat and eat it in front of him.
No.342257
Anonymous
Replies:>>342258
>>342256
the last thing you wanna show him is what that mouth can do
No.342258
Anonymous
>>342257
inhale a 7 ft subway sandwich without any difficulty?
No.342259
Anonymous
>>342226
KILL
No.342260
Anonymous
>>342180
another good installment
No.342261
Anonymous
>>342254
To your mother?!?
No.342262
Anonymous
Replies:>>342263>>342264>>342265>>342266>>342269>>342270>>342271>>342277>>342308>>342339>>342388
Image:177405451491.png(946kB, 1672x1506)akita robosuit I guess.png
Do (You) know what's inside your drones? The truth might surprise you.
No.342263
Anonymous
Replies:>>342273
>>342262
this drone’s mouth shall receive a load of cum in it’s mouth
No.342264
Anonymous
Replies:>>342268
>>342262
>more silicone-suit Akita

Based. By the way is the first one of these on the Booru? I was looking for it earlier but couldn't seem to find the thing.
No.342265
Anonymous
>>342262
I love it
No.342266
Anonymous
>>342262
> Akita is now a drone
> she is actually goop
No.342267
Anonymous
Replies:>>342427
>>342249
You want compromise? How bout this
No.342268
Anonymous
Replies:>>342272
>>342264
I don't think anyone archived it but it's from the 23rd of january if you want to track it down
No.342269
Anonymous
>>342262
Hey, get away from my energon you copyright-abusin' mutant!
No.342270
Anonymous
>>342262
Keeters?
In my drone?
It's more likely than you think.
No.342271
Anonymous
>>342262
Awww
No.342272
Anonymous
Replies:>>342274
Image:177405659027.png(282kB, 1395x1683)spoopypasta keeter looked at me in the face from the screen very scary i shit pant.png
>>342268
Here we fuckin go: that took way longer than it should have. Also of note

>new Oozkita has fangs
>only Solverdrones have fangs
>therefore Oozkita is unconsciously mutating the metal of the drone she inhabits instead of just skinsuiting it
No.342273
Anonymous
Replies:>>342275
Image:177405676156.png(71kB, 780x560)akita doorman (original character) drawn by lilblucat - e787ee1d37b99cb259b526e95f0561e4.png
>>342263
Yes! Love the Drone! the DRONE! She doesn't even care you're a disgusting flesh-creature anymore!
No.342274
Anonymous
Image:177405677130.png(143kB, 326x471)1591884121547518.png
>>342272
in short, still isn’t a drone
No.342275
Anonymous
Replies:>>342276
>>342273
>disgusting flesh-creature
strange, last I checked, I don’t use discord
No.342276
Anonymous
Replies:>>342278
Image:177405711773.png(344kB, 2237x2466)uzi doorman, tessa james elliot, and skeletessa (but really really fast) drawn by brrf-anon - 02f27dd9509f4be478bd5adee5e1ba0c.png
>>342275
Sure fleshie, deny your inferiority to the strength and sexiness of steel all you want. We all know why *real people* crave DRONES over humans.
No.342277
Anonymous
Replies:>>342279
>>342262
Does this qualify as kigurumi? I know I'm asking questions we shouldn't be answering here, but I have to know.
No.342278
Anonymous
>>342276
well, how about I just kill you now, save yourself the trouble of second guessing yourself, still, it’s impressive that a no life person like you can come up with slurs for literally everything, don’t know what that says about you, but it doesn’t sound good
No.342279
Anonymous
Replies:>>342282>>342288
Image:177405779078.png(1.51MB, 1816x3100)cyn, tessa james elliot, and cynwalker (murder drones) drawn by lilblucat - c40fa765731cba76261913a1fd3047fe.png
>>342277
Dunno, does this?
No.342280
Anonymous
Replies:>>342281
Murder Drones 12 episode anime light novel adaptation that has no season 2
No.342281
Anonymous
>>342280
Who told you about my light novel adaptation?
No.342282
Anonymous
Replies:>>342283>>342284>>342285
>>342279
What's the context here?
No.342283
Anonymous
>>342282
there’s none
No.342284
Anonymous
>>342282
Tessa wearing Cyn's skin.
No.342285
Anonymous
Replies:>>342286>>342287>>342289
Image:177405993708.png(1.47MB, 2440x1706)human au uzi.png
>>342282
I saw how human AUs never really swapped around the flesh vs metal aspect of MD and decided to just proof of concept some ideas
No.342286
Anonymous
>>342285
I want to pull Huzi's tail.
No.342287
Anonymous
Replies:>>342289
Image:177406017901.png(1.07MB, 3294x1992)human au n.png
>>342285
No.342288
Anonymous
Replies:>>342294
>>342279
Teaser wanted be a drone so bad she built power armour for herself from scrap
No.342289
Anonymous
Replies:>>342295
>>342285
>>342287
>twilight zone 2.0
No.342290
Anonymous
Replies:>>342291>>342302
I can’t believe there’s a MD reference in the new TADC episode
No.342291
Anonymous
Replies:>>342292
>>342290
Elaborate?
The only one I noticed was the vague reflection of Uzi's room in one of Caine's orbs, but that was also already seen in the previous episode
No.342292
Anonymous
Replies:>>342296>>342300>>342304>>342311
>>342291
In Cain’s monologue early in the episode, he repeatedly references AM, which of course references the thread OC, Am, which is a reference to the Liam Vickers webshow, Murder Drones
No.342293
Anonymous
Replies:>>342389
Image:177406097619.png(235kB, 1131x1164)171675808242.png
No.342294
Anonymous
Replies:>>342297>>342299>>342321>>342390
Image:177406098844.png(474kB, 1496x1980)tessa james elliot (murder drones) drawn by w-anon - 7bbcecc059ea23f5abcfc032bf0f071b.png
>>342288
"Lookit me gal! I'ma drone now!"
>J must use every servo in her body to avoid retching in disgust
>Her beautiful, perfect uppies provider warped away from the perfection of the human form, twisted into a mere toaster
>She doesn't even have skin anymore
No.342295
Anonymous
Replies:>>342301
>>342289
>You're on a scenic trip down a gentrified street to - the spooky door.

>Cyn stands over an elaborate machine.
>"[Elated giggle] I have combined the most evil parts of drones and eldritch creatures to create... the most evil creature of them all!"
>She flips a switch, steam erupts from the tube in front of her as something... green steps out.
>Anon: "Turns out it's man."
No.342296
Anonymous
>>342292
>he repeatedly references AM
>which of course references the thread OC
best be hoping that’s you are being retard again
No.342297
Anonymous
Replies:>>342391>>342394>>342428>>342429
Image:177406122312.jpg(94kB, 1041x716)serial designation j and serial designation v (murder drones) drawn by hoopii - 795c3a408ed89145261bea95526b487b.jpg
>>342294
You know that reminds me. Anons: would you still love your drone if she was humanslop? What if they *used* to be drones but turned human(as some horrific prank of the Solver)? Could you stomach their presence or would you leave them for Big Dissembler Booty?
No.342299
Anonymous
>>342294
drone tessa pantsu...
No.342300
Anonymous
Replies:>>342303
Image:177406148433.png(45kB, 250x264)beretta (original character) drawn by mercurialmorose - d52ded9798e76ffd986fcff829c6a0bd.png
>>342292
No.342301
Anonymous
Image:177406162162.png(1.49MB, 1285x734)Spoiler image
>>342295
>something... green steps out
No.342302
Anonymous
>>342290
>A drone was murdered
No.342303
Anonymous
Replies:>>342305>>342306>>342310>>342313>>342315>>342392>>342488
Image:177406186445.jpg(133kB, 1300x1000)a476bbd79482c0b07aa5437784665be9.jpeg
>>342300
>Beretta holds a Star Wars watch party with a costume contest
>Beretta and every single one of her aunts independently decided to wear the slave Leia bikini
>N and his Glorp Shitto costume win by default
No.342304
Anonymous
>>342292
Zozzle
No.342305
Anonymous
>>342303
You act like Beretta wouldn't be legitimately impressed and proud of her dad for knowing Glorp Shitto
No.342306
Anonymous
Replies:>>342307>>342332
Image:177406205675.png(2.68MB, 2893x3391)cyn (murder drones) drawn by oogly - 0dd9276328b6266007f24fca88b547c2.png
>>342303
>every single one

based
No.342307
Anonymous
Replies:>>342309
>>342306
that bottom plate with the panties has got me acting unwise
No.342308
Anonymous
>>342262
wtf I love keeter now.
No.342309
Anonymous
Replies:>>342312
Image:177406228764.png(586kB, 1374x841)Screenshot 2026-03-19 170112.png
>>342307
who knows what abominable flesh-slit lies inside? or perhaps just tin-can flatplate? the mystery beckons...
No.342310
Anonymous
Replies:>>342318
>>342303
>Glup Shitto is a viral internet meme and affectionate term used by Star Wars fans to mock the excitement surrounding obscure or minor background characters appearing in new media
guess N really playing his part, a background character
No.342311
Anonymous
>>342292
Holy shit, high quality b8 m8
No.342312
Anonymous
>>342309
the second one is best, just look at it, tin flat plate, sooth metal
No.342313
Anonymous
>>342303
>it's that one crappy wolfman costume they used to fill in for an alien that appears for all of 1/8 of a second in the bar scene of A New Hope
>he just wanted to cosplay a dog
No.342314
Anonymous
Replies:>>342316
But can you beat a drone in a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors?
No.342315
Anonymous
Replies:>>342317
>>342303
Fatties
No.342316
Anonymous
>>342314
what the drone don’t know, when it picks paper, when I pick scissors, my hand will act as a pair of scissors, not cutting the hand, but crushing it with my two fingers
No.342317
Anonymous
Replies:>>342319
Image:177406284355.png(502kB, 699x662)fatty.png
>>342315
that’s called the 'fat goddesses' body thank you very much
No.342318
Anonymous
Replies:>>342338
>>342310
>affectionate term used by Star Wars fans
I'm pretty sure it's a term of disparagement by people who want to jeer at FUCKING NERRRRRRDS!
No.342319
Anonymous
Replies:>>342320
>>342317
They are still fat Anon.
No.342320
Anonymous
Replies:>>342322
>>342319
and oh, so sexy, unlike your stick figure women, fall over once, every bone shattered
No.342321
Anonymous
Replies:>>342323>>342324>>342331
>>342294
Do you think Tessa wanted to be a Drone
No.342322
Anonymous
Replies:>>342326
Image:177406334208.jpg(211kB, 2048x1536)serial designation j (murder drones) drawn by anonymous_artist - 0609e18a2d78c048e63060f5de5e1389.jpg
>>342320
But what if I like my drones in pain?
No.342323
Anonymous
Replies:>>342327>>342393
>>342321
>Grow up watching drones get casually killed and in general probably be very silly goobers.
Probably not. She just wanted friends.
No.342324
Anonymous
>>342321
that’s the same as asking if a guy wants to cut off his dick, to be more of a 'female' tessa is just retarded, not mentally ill to go through with things like that
No.342325
Anonymous
Replies:>>342328>>342334
Destroy the drone child
No.342326
Anonymous
>>342322
then yours are weak, as is your taste
No.342327
Anonymous
Image:177406353666.jpg(108kB, 884x1054)tessa james elliot (murder drones) - 76b41e8e08b5dcf7e80fccc92d405f5e.jpg
>>342323
>Acting like Tessa herself was not very much a silly goober
I can see why it'd appeal. And in a world where drones *weren't* at constant risk of death were it not for her intervention against her parents? who knows...
No.342328
Anonymous
Replies:>>342329>>342330
>>342325
Masqy saw this post and started running, not sure why.
No.342329
Anonymous
Image:177406373299.png(34kB, 904x510)lizzy, beau, and rebecca (murder drones) drawn by anonymous_artist - 7c1a4fb7b21c144029bdc18c0a082324 (1).png
>>342328
yeah, that post clearly wasn't meant for her
No.342330
Anonymous
Image:177406373559.png(60kB, 499x333)170126439149626.png
>>342328
No.342331
Anonymous
Replies:>>342333
Image:177406431794.png(2.70MB, 2661x1474)Screenshot 2026-03-20 223819.png
>>342321

>Realistically
Probably not: she liked the idea of hunky human men enough to do prep work, tried to save her parents at the gala over trusting Cyn, and, most tellingly, saw that as MORE important than saving N (her favorite drone) from certain death. Doesn't' sound like a person who would join the Workforce even if she could. Best you'd get is daydreams about "wouldn't it be neat" and her having "real" drone family like N does with Cyn.

>Threadcannon
Could go either way depending on the green. I can totally at the very least see her being jealous of the things WDs can do (lifting heavy objects, plugging in instead of sleeping, getting parts replaced in minutes instead of days of healing) without considering the upsides to humankind(uppies, legal personhood, being drone catnip). Most likely the answer changes depending on if she's got human friends/Beauregard or not.
No.342332
Anonymous
>>342306
uoh
No.342333
Anonymous
Image:177406485765.png(155kB, 900x975)serial designation n, serial designation j, serial designation v, tessa james elliot, beauregard, and 1 more (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by brrf-anon - f6f96ef72655864831e0cd700d0025d3.png
>>342331
>Beauregard

best character detected. rest assured he shall fix Tessa's mommy issues through the power of HUMAN COCK(J may watch)
No.342334
Anonymous
Replies:>>342336
>>342325
CORRUPT THEM ALL
No.342335
Anonymous
>>342181
Accurate John, but you forgot one more he can play as
>the clown
No.342336
Anonymous
Replies:>>342337
Image:177406513235.png(10kB, 500x500)uzi doorman, serial designation n, and absolute solver (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - 7581b5cdb3d040c419984656df7847b3.png
>>342334
how? they're eggs are they not? what are you gonna do: shove a virus down each one individually?
No.342337
Anonymous
>>342336
We're going to shove them back into (you).
No.342338
Anonymous
>>342318
It is. The term came from a tumblr post and was popularized by kritikal.
No.342339
Anonymous
Replies:>>342350
>>342262
>The Ribena has consumed Keeter. She is now Ribeeter.
No.342340
Anonymous
Replies:>>342341>>342342>>342343
if your favorite drone could transform, what vehicle would they turn into?
No.342341
Anonymous
>>342340
>(N)isaaaan!~
No.342342
Anonymous
Image:177406669585.gif(87kB, 540x351)anakin.gif
>>342340
An Eta-2 Actis-class Interceptor
No.342343
Anonymous
Image:177406688962.jpg(223kB, 1280x1280)uzi doorman and serial designation n (original character and 1 more) - cb68689a439b86280a4e762ed4eb6164.jpg
>>342340
(U)nicycle
>smallest of vehicles
>dumbest of vehicles
>all owners/users survive travel by sheer luck alone
No.342344
Anonymous
Replies:>>342346>>342395
I'm gonna be starting med school! I sure hope there aren't any pink nurse drones that'll take advantage of me!
No.342345
Anonymous
Replies:>>342347
Image:177406751224.jpg(207kB, 1080x1080)176353808573.jpg
No.342346
Anonymous
Replies:>>342396
Image:177406762431.png(964kB, 2100x2450)serial designation bleep and oath (original character) drawn by vicious_fiend - 663a89c1aba86a33b8419f4ffebb61bd.png
>>342344
>sadly, there are not
>drones after all come pre-programmed with skills: nurse drones come off the assembly lines like all the others
>despairing, you wander from class to class with not a medidrone in sight
>agony
>if only all these teacher models could help you somehow...
No.342347
Anonymous
Replies:>>342348
Image:177406795655.jpg(42kB, 810x960)1571423361506.jpg
>>342345
No.342348
Anonymous
Replies:>>342349
Image:177406839967.jpg(187kB, 1000x1000)amda (murder drones) drawn by privatedust - 44f9516921dbd25ad603d439008efdb8.jpg
>>342347
Healthy, onmodel tummy is better: why would you want to damage your drone's midriff?
No.342349
Anonymous
>>342348
>damage
>implying that chubby lovers don’t have it so their drone lover isn’t built for it
No.342350
Anonymous
Replies:>>342351
>>342339
>after college, Colt becomes a lumbersexual
>Nori still calls him a faggot
No.342351
Anonymous
>>342350
based nori, I have no clue what a 'lumbersexual' is, if it isn’t straight, then it’s best be gay
No.342352
Anonymous
Replies:>>342397
Video + 🎵:177406880457.mp4(4.25MB / 0:00:40 / h264+aac, 576x1024)Wesker.mp4
This is what happens to you if you give a drone uppies in public
No.342353
Anonymous
Replies:>>342354
Enn
No.342354
Anonymous
Replies:>>342356
>>342353
Dul
No.342355
Anonymous
Replies:>>342357>>342360>>342362>>342398
Image:177407208741.jpg(1,022kB, 2445x3216)eliza holly (original character) drawn by phoenixanon - ed76db3cec9be22d05bf07d794be9d10 (2).jpg
>>341933
>Be Sentinel Holly
>Produce a unit for the repopulation plan, as required
>But you, as a highly intelligent and independent noncombat unit, are expected to know "safe behaviors" during pregnancy
>That means your gestation period isn't being monitored...
>Science time!
>Fine tune the fetus to hell and back
>Perfect genetics, optimized telomeres, even augment him with less "subtle" genemods like carbon-fiber bones and hyperoptimized musclestructure
>Strength, speed, intelligence: this child is the human chassis perfected, as your Sentinels were to the WD model!
>The opportunities for such a bioform, as subject, fellow researcher, or simply proof-of-concept for the Human race are limitless!
>But first the war
>Unfortunately you won't be able to see your creation for a good long while: "every Sentinel needed" and all that nonsense
>So you send your wonderful little bioweapon off to the other gene-donor with a list of "special" supplements he'll need to take for his "unique constitution"
>The father won't last of course: existing biomod studies indicate so enhanced a being should kill any nonmodded parents by age of self-sufficiency(10)
>Too bad
>Genuinely not ideal that your spawn won't be able to undergo a proper training regimin though
>But you should be able to fix that yourself
>Eventually...

>20 years later and one "Great Vanishing" later you finally have a break
>Finally
>Time to see what your specimen is up to
>Check the news feeds for upcoming CEOs, god-kings
>No feature match
>Check the cultists, serial murderers of his "home planet"
>No match
>Check the gene-father's residence
>"Home of Anonymous Sr and his son"
>Curious
>But all the more interesting!
>He must be seeking to avoid large-scale attention!
>You simply *must* know what he's been working on all these years...

>Fly to the residence
>Throw open the door
>See Anon Sr. there at the table, alive
>Bite your lip...
>No! Bad Holly!
>Repeating research with hunky humans is NOT scientific!
>Fly to the second story heat source instead
>Burst into his room

"What the fuck?"
>Look around
>"The Science of Drones"
>"Singularities and You"
>"Drone Maintenance and Repair, volumes 5-15"
>Interesting. Practical or theoretical studies?
>Likely practical: considering that Worker he was performing maintenance on
"Who the fuck do you think you are? This is private property!"
>Look at how fast he closed that hatch! Near Dissembler speeds!
>Plus he was able to asses relative combat strengths at a glance! That offensive-defensive grip shift on the wrench happened within the second!
"Can I help you?"
>Right, he isn't aware
>Give him the short answer: you're his maker, finished your tour of duty, now want to see what your perfect biocraft has done in your absence
>His hostility drops by miles, moving one massive hand to his head as the worker behind him hurries to dress herself
"Ah... ma, we were kind of in the middle of something... fuck, can't change the past. I'm Anon, run a drone maintenance/repair shop with some occasional scrapping excursions now that dad can't work, and this..."
>He gestures behind him to the diminutive menial, blush and sweat icons alike filling her entire visor as she struggles to curtsy in her hastily donned dress
"Is my wife Teli"
>Huh, surprisingly unambi-
>Wait he said wife?
>Inorganic, not-compatible with the artificial womb technology wife?
>And of all things a fucking WORKER DRONE? The literal sole thing short of a mutant inferior to baseline humans?
>Your eyelight twitches, just for a moment, looking down on the machine
>This... thing, that is single handedly preventing the passage of your genetic masterpiece onto the next generation
>Unforgivable...

>You almost, ALMOST kill the toaster where it stands
>Then you remember your spawn
>He's studying
>Micromovements, expression shifts, even the subtle twitches to your wingports
>Doesn't like what he sees
>Unfortunate
>Can't kill her then: cooperation necessary for further testing
"Teli, Anon it was lovely to meet you and I am deeply impressed by your growth so far"
>Retreat, regroup, reasses
"Unfortunately my time here is short and I must return to headquarters immediately"
>Turning back one last time, you let loose a promise before taking off into the skies
"I will return soon"
>Now one with the air, you allow yourself a smirk
>Your son may love drones
>But that's not unsalvageable
>Superior drones, after all, CAN continue your lineage
>You just need to make him love a better model
>How hard can that be?
No.342356
Anonymous
Image:177407215472.png(46kB, 933x757)uzi doorman, doll, oogi, and dul (murder drones) drawn by pocketsteaks - bed84c477267af4300a4fa7009487dcd.png
>>342354
>this kills the Enn
>but so does everything else
No.342357
Anonymous
Replies:>>342359
>>342355
>Give him the short answer: you're his maker, finished your tour of duty, now want to see what your perfect biocraft has done in your absence
real answer, a dead beat mother that anon didn’t know he had, who only comes to check on him for science, did nothing for 20 years, good on anon for being him, living a actual life, soon, he’d had surpass his uncaring, careless creator
No.342358
Anonymous
>>342193
>Overkill keeps yelling at Q to declare war
>L would rather fuck the station crew members than kill them
>Y is offended Q is the leader and not her

>Q is this close to blowing her core up
No.342359
Anonymous
Replies:>>342361>>342365
Image:177407430776.jpg(873kB, 917x1423)eliza holly (original character) drawn by grimahlnik and phoenixanon - 039a4dbc352b2f49463c938007521028.jpg
>>342357
>deadbeat

She tried! She really did want to be around(for deeper studies of his form and growth)! She just had warmachine obligations in defence of glorious humanity! Do you want the Solver to win? Also

>did nothing

I assure you she did PLENTY of research on other subjects in the meantime. Only to win the war of course.
No.342360
Anonymous
Replies:>>342363
>>342355
>Anon marrying Teli of all drones
Turbo kek, SD!Holly is such a deadbeat.
No.342361
Anonymous
Image:177407463424.png(129kB, 517x489)ones.png
>>342359
>tried
I’ve seen ant colonies do better during a flood
>research on other subjects in the meantime
researching on that skin care routine, by gods, one second out in the sun light, and holly’s all shrivelled like a raisin
>win the war
>holly
>winning anything
it’s always nice to start off the day with a good joke
No.342362
Anonymous
Replies:>>342372
>>341933
>>342355
all that time, and holly’s STILL a virgin, her creation, anon got laid during his time, honestly, how does holly keep getting more pathetic with each passing second
No.342363
Anonymous
>>342360
anon LIKES diving into teli’s rabbit hole
No.342364
Anonymous
Interior keeterdile allijaner
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
No.342365
Anonymous
Replies:>>342366
>>342359
Dumbass
No.342366
Anonymous
Replies:>>342367
>>342365
unable to tell if your referring to the user of the post, or holly, best to pick both, just to make sure
No.342367
Anonymous
>>342366
Holly
No.342368
Anonymous
Replies:>>342369>>342399
I like that idea I once saw where Tessa gets revived as a Drone, but then used her newfound Solver powers to create a human body like IC-0N does
No.342369
Anonymous
Replies:>>342484
>>342368
Where'd you see it?
No.342370
Anonymous
Replies:>>342400
>>342140
657 firefox tabs and two instances of minecraft.
No.342371
Anonymous
Replies:>>342401
Letting E loose in the countrys largest ai datacenter
No.342372
Anonymous
>>342362
> the desperate clingy playboy bunny drone has more game than the "greatest scientific mind of the century"
No.342373
Anonymous
Replies:>>342374>>342402
My disrespectful door-opening worker drone got a hold of a Hyper Drone chassis and is now standing around looking cool, speaking ominously, and trying to avert heat death.
No.342374
Anonymous
Replies:>>342402
Image:177407928747.jpg(898kB, 1288x1668)IMG_0252.jpeg
>>342373
No.342375
Anonymous
Replies:>>342376>>342403
>Holly is still in the planning phase of Step 1 of asking a man she likes if he has anything going on during lunch and if he’d like to go to Five Guys with her
>”B-But what if he says he doesn’t want to eat hamburgers? He might think I’m forcing onto him too hard to eat fast food…Then he’ll think I’m weird, and then he’ll never want to talk to me again! Alright, back to the drawing board, Holly. I need to make an extra 30 contingencies!”
>…Holly thinks to herself
>Bellatrix meanwhile managed to finish school, earn her medical license, become a successful OB-GYN for Solver Sapiens, meet a nice man, and have a family in the same time span
No.342376
Anonymous
>>342375
If Holly got a stalker would she consider that convenient and possibly even a plus?
No.342377
Anonymous
Replies:>>342466
>>342070
>Uzi, N, and V shuffled in wearing their spotless clothes and the new friendship bracelets.
>The purple railgun charm, yellow dog-ear tag and the sleek black wing.
>They looked… suspiciously refreshed.
>Uzi flopped onto a cushy bench first, railgun propped beside her.
>“Best dream ever. Whole colony threw me a parade. Dad said he was proud. I felt… ugh, whatever. It was just amazing.”
>N’s tail wagged so hard it thumped the wall.
>“Puppies! Literal golden retriever puppies everywhere! Best vacation nap ever!”
>V leaned against the wall, arms crossed, pretending to inspect her claws.
>She didn’t meet their eyes.
>“It was… fine. Amazing or whatever. Don’t make it weird.”
>She left it at that.
>No details.
>Just the tiniest twitch of her tail that said she’d been hugged by something.
>Before anyone could push, every speaker in the lounge chimed at once.
>"[cheerful] Spa time. Resort activity for drones."
>"Follow your assigned clone.”
>Six identical Strawberries appeared from different doors, each carrying shiny trays of tools.
>They moved in perfect sync, yellow eyes bright.
>"[helpful] Oiling joints, polishing plates or brushing teeth? Fun.”
>They didn’t wait for yes.
>Uzi got dragged to a reclining chair where two Strawberries sprayed warm joint oil into every hinge until she was purring like a tuned engine despite herself.
>“Okay… this feels good. Don’t tell anyone I said that.”
>N laughed the entire time two clones buffed his plating to a mirror shine and “brushed” his teeth with a spinning grinder.
>“This tickles! I’m so shiny I can see my own smile! Vacation score: one million!”
>Even V grumbling the whole way let a clone polish her wings until they gleamed like new.
>Another carefully oiled her claws while a third ran a soft buffer over her tail.
>She stayed silent, but her shoulders dropped two full inches and she blew one tiny bubble that popped without anyone commenting.
>An hour later they were all glowing, joints loose, plating flawless and low-key giddy.
>Uzi stretched with a satisfied groan. >“Alright, berry hive. This was… tolerable. When do we head out?" >"Ship’s probably fixed by now, right? Time to bounce before the next horror movie sequel shows up.”
>N nodded, still admiring his shiny arm.
>“Yeah! Fun’s fun, but we should probably get back home soon."
>"I don't want to worry Uzi parents too much."
>V just shrugged, but her eyes flicked toward the exit.
>“Leaving sounds good.”
>In the hallway just out of sight, the lead Strawberry froze mid-polish.
>All six bodies stiffened at once.
>Her yellow eyes flickered with something raw.
>"[worried] They leave. Me alone again?"
>"[Angry] No.”
>She stepped into the lounge, voice perfectly flat but faster than usual
>"[urgent suggestion] No need leave yet."
>Explore outside, the forest is nice."
>[Puppy eyes.png]Stay longer, please.”
>Uzi raised a brow.
>“Uh… sure? But we really should get...”
>Before she could finish, something shifted behind Uzi.
>Her strange tail slowly uncoiled, rising like a question mark.
>The tail tilted curiously, voice low, amused, and very much not Uzi’s.
>“Interesting.”
6/?
No.342378
Anonymous
Replies:>>342379
Beretta bimbofication
No.342379
Anonymous
>>342378
Alright, now we're getting somewhere!
No.342380
Anonymous
Akita shortstackification
No.342381
Anonymous
Colt disintegration.
No.342382
Anonymous
Negev medication
No.342383
Anonymous
Mac molestation
No.342384
Anonymous
They’re selling the McAkita meal for $6.99
No.342385
Anonymous
They couldn’t call it the McKeeter because Auntie Cyn’s already bought out the trademark
No.342386
Anonymous
We interrupt your comical posting gimmick with some terrible news from our anchor: Dronimmy “The Hammer” Valentine.
(You)’re live, Dronimmy.
No.342387
Anonymous
Image:177408246432.png(196kB, 650x623)1768045411688.png
>>342252
Knowing Teli, she would have come to me at some point in my life and started being really fawning. Overall, it's not bad, because unlike other sentinel drones, she's quite open and emotional, and doesn't harbor ill feelings toward humans.
No.342388
Anonymous
>>342262
Nice.
No.342389
Anonymous
>>342293
Wife.
No.342390
Anonymous
>>342294
I understand this pain, J.
No.342391
Anonymous
>>342297
The human won't be a former genocidal drone, a dumb toaster, or an arrogant war machine, so I guess so.
No.342392
Anonymous
>>342303
Kek.
No.342393
Anonymous
>>342323
Just Tessa.
No.342394
Anonymous
Replies:>>342430
>>342297
What if the show was just Internecion Cube
What if the show was just Unpaid Redactions
What if the show was just Lets Split Up
What if the show was just Cliffside
What if the show was just Goblety Toblety
No.342395
Anonymous
Image:177408356559.png(599kB, 1073x1053)Spoiler image
>>342344
Don't worry, anon! She'll be blue.
No.342396
Anonymous
>>342346
Kek.
No.342397
Anonymous
>>342352
Kek.
No.342398
Anonymous
>>342355
Take Teli and turn her into a sentinel drone, bitch, go ahead and spend at least a drop of your PRICELESS time on your son.

By the way, imagine Anon Sr. seeing Holly burst into his house, say she wanted to fuck him, and then burst into his son's room, only to leave just as quickly and leave the house. He's absolutely stunned.
No.342399
Anonymous
Replies:>>342484
>>342368
Sounds cool.
No.342400
Anonymous
>>342370
Holy Lord...
No.342401
Anonymous
>>342371
WHY?!
No.342402
Anonymous
>>342373
>>342374
Kek.
No.342403
Anonymous
>>342375
Kek.
No.342404
Anonymous
Replies:>>342405>>342409>>342422>>342440
>Golly, Dr. Holly. This new experiment sounds really dangerous violates several federational laws.
No.342405
Anonymous
>>342404
Federation? We in the union dronigga
No.342406
Anonymous
Replies:>>342410
>Doctor Holly hates reminding people that Holly isn’t her first name, especially when after they say, “Well, can’t I keep calling you Holly?”
No.342407
Anonymous
Replies:>>342408>>342420
ooo wee ooo i look just like doctor holly
No.342408
Anonymous
>>342407
Drone Holly or Humie Holly?
No.342409
Anonymous
>>342404
>"Firstly, the Federation is dead, and we now adhere to the constitution and code of the Union of Human Systems."
>"Secondly, I don't care about the constitution or code of the Union of Human Systems."
No.342410
Anonymous
>>342406
She only allows three people to call her just "Holly": her secretary; her son: and her son's father.

The latter didn't ask if it was okay for him to call her just "Holly": she presented him with the fact.
No.342411
Anonymous
Replies:>>342412>>342415>>342423
Image:177408794534.png(170kB, 471x493)1768045411563.png
>Elf has been looking at you like that for over five minutes
Anon, what did you say to her?
No.342412
Anonymous
>>342411
dron*gger…
No.342413
Anonymous
Image:177409007031.jpg(67kB, 629x486)130b0c03b75e1fcf460b833d56383abe.jpg
>>341794
Wait a minute.
WHOMST🫵❓️
Great job, btw, she is LOVELY
No.342414
Anonymous
Rape.
No.342415
Anonymous
>>342411
Her admin code, now she's going to sit pretty and do nothing while I Pamper her, clean her chassis and tell her how much I love her and how much she matters to me
No.342416
Anonymous
Replies:>>342418>>342419>>342421>>342482
Image:177409362713.png(16kB, 215x279)jnolly.png
>Abby and Holly crossed paths once early in the war at a weapons expo
>Abby as a random nameless military attaché for the brass and Holly as an up and coming arms manufacturer
>It’s Holly’s turn to make her case to the world’s governments on her brand new modified “Sentinel” platform
>Essentially, allegedly “military grade model” JCJ drones fueled by the ‘Sentinel’ reactors used in MockheedLartin weapons
>Holly is too social awkward to go up and present, she’s hiding in the female restroom
>Everybody is wondering what the hell is going on
>Bellatrix is running cover for her, doing a horrifically wooden standup routine to keep the crowd entertained
>A Marine gendarme is sent to find this enigmatic ‘Eliza Holly’
>”Look for a glasses wearing nerd girl wearing a lab coat. Hurry up!”
>After five minutes, he picks up a girl hidden behind the stage who seemingly matches the description
>”Hey, where the fuck have you been?! They’re looking for you up there, nerd!”
>”Wha-I’m not-HEY!”
>They have the wrong girl on stage. They don’t know it obviously, but the entire company rests on her next few words.
>”Ladies and gentleman, introducing Elizabeth Holly from Calibern Corp.”
>A thousand American officers, Arab sheikhs, European investors, Chinese scientists, and Japanese artists view ‘Elizabeth Holly’ on stage.
>A rough, disheveled demeanor, with a youthful, though unremarkable face hidden behind thick glasses, leading with a critical lack of charm. Very little defines the girl as anything particularly special.
>But unbeknownst to the audience, this false Holly carries a fierce martial discipline, a penchant for action, and a flair for the extraordinary. On stage is a military woman in her glory.
>’Holly’ views the prototype laid alongside. It appears to be one of those cursed Murder Drones…cowed, beaten, torn apart and put back together to make a mockery of human ingenuity.
>But a certain design aspect catches her attention.
>”…What the hell is Calibern doing?” she thinks.
>”Well, Miss Holly, what would you like to tell us about your Sentinel Drone project?”
>”Alright, let’s cut the bullshit. We know what the people want.” Holly says.
>”Excuse me, Miss Holly?”
>”I’m not sure what Hol-I mean, I promised you, but looking at this piece of shit, I can probably guess that this thing isn’t meant for fire support. I mean, look at these things.”
>Calibern executives are thrown for a loop, the crowd is shocked.
>”Us goddamn demons at Calibern, we knew what you sick fucks want…which is why we’ve introduced to Sentinel Drones…”
>”…THICKER THIGHS! PLUMPER LIPS! SOFTER SYNTHETIC SKIN! 35 DIFFERENT OPTIONS FOR SUCKING AND FUCKING! VOICE MODS TO MAKE THEM SOUND LIKE YOUR BEST FRIEND’S WIFE! PLUS, WE GOT MALE AND FEMALE MODELS FOR THOSE THAT SWING SIDEWAYS!”
>”Is that what you fuckers want? You want to fuck these horrible Murder drones that have been killing us in the field? So you had Calibern build this shit? Fuck you all!”
>The crowd is furious, raving, yet impressed by the boldness. This Holly chick had truly realized what they wanted. Humanity needed sexy robots to win this war. Sexy robots that happened to be gun platforms.
>Calibern executives just about realize that this girl on stage isn’t actually Doctor Holly. Security rushes on stage, but the girl takes off, surprisingly athletic and nimble under the unassuming demeanor.
>She scurries about the crowd like a rat, dodging the Calibern security among the cheering and laughing men in the crowd.
>’Holly’ jumps backstage, downgrades her labcoat and chucks it at a random worker drone walking near as she passes by.
>The false Holly, trained in her tactical genius, hides her glasses and undoes her hair.
>She laughs off into the distance, having singlehandedly saved the Sentinel Drone project with her spectacle.
>Capital would soon flow endless for the previously beleaguered project, now with the honest goal in mind, pushed by the enthused executive corps of Calibern: to build industry standard sex bots.
>Sex bots with personalities, interests, opinions, emotional investments.
>Sex bots primarily, though with occasional defensive characteristics if requested.
>You could strap a lot of things to a Sentinel drone, as it was to be learned.
>Thus was Humanity’s greatest weapons platform born, sprung from such the explosive reveal, and such the explosive promise.
>…
>”THAT INSOLENT, INSUBORDINATE LITTLE RAT…how could Jane go up there and act like such a fool?! Who even let her up there?! She’s made a mockery of us, and of poor Eliza Holly!” says a feisty, glasses wearing red-head.
>”You know, I thought it was cute for her to dress up like a scientist for this convention, nerding out like she was back in college. It’s been a while since I’ve seen her so happy,” replies her large breasted blonde friend.
>Abby finishes washing her hands in the Expo female restroom.
>”Hello, did you say my name?”
>A voice sounds from an occupied stall.
>”Eliza Holly?” Abby repeats.
>”What the fuck? This can’t be her.” Bonnie says. “Miss Holly?”
>”Y-yes?”
>”What the-! You’re the real Doctor Holly? What are you doing in here? You are needed outside immediately!” Abby says.
>”Well, I’m using the toil-…well, I’m eating my lunch in he…” Eliza Holly cuts herself off shortly.
>”I…I just have really bad social anxiety. That’s why I’m hiding in here.”
>”That’s stupid. You’re an arms dealer.” Bonnie says.
>”It’s hard to believe this woman built that raunchy over-sexualized robot on stage.” Abby says.
>”Heh, you mean emotionless, perfect killing machine.” Holly replies to her.
>”…Right.”
No.342417
Anonymous
Dr. Holly but she's the host of an edutainment show like Bill Nye the Science Guy and Beakman's World.
No.342418
Anonymous
>>342416
Kek, wherever Jane goes, she always ruins everything, even if she's just standing there. I love my wife:3
No.342419
Anonymous
>>342416
>tfw all humanity could do was build hotter robots.
No wonder humanity lost, they were too busy. Fucking the sentinels to make any actual weapons. Fucking great.
No.342420
Anonymous
>>342407
I CAST YE INTO THE PIT, WEEZOID
No.342421
Anonymous
>>342416
kek, good green
No.342422
Anonymous
>>342404
golly dr holly, whatcha doing to that molly dolly?
No.342423
Anonymous
Replies:>>342424
>>342411
"Hi mom"
No.342424
Anonymous
>>342423
>"Dad asked me to tell you he's not angry about those words, and that he's glad you're alive... yeah..."
>"Will you come to dinner? I think he wouldn't mind."
No.342425
Anonymous
Replies:>>342426
Image:177410109881.jpg(25kB, 510x303)8d80d2191b1ae09b2761bf56ae5773c2.jpg
No.342426
Anonymous
Image:177410132532.png(408kB, 620x612)8066d94f3a0cc31e66b2bb50f9004ef0.png
>>342425
I'm ready.
Sentinel Teli is too.
No.342427
Anonymous
>>342267
Based.
No.342428
Anonymous
>>342297
Is V's mascara dripping down because she's crying or is that just the eyelashes?
No.342429
Anonymous
Image:177410268362.png(341kB, 1232x2000)SkinjobY.png
>>342297
Man... this is even worse than making her a skinjob bot... I would but I have a sneaking suspicion non drone Yvonne wouldn't like me
No.342430
Anonymous
>>342394
>What if the show was just Lets Split Up
Anon, LSU is its conceptual foundation.
No.342431
Anonymous
Replies:>>342432>>342433
Anon, this is literally a matter of life and death:
Sentinel drone Teli or Sentinel drone Healslut?
No.342432
Anonymous
Image:177410482363.jpg(23kB, 175x1024)1720498144380028m.jpg
>>342431
Sword.
No.342433
Anonymous
Replies:>>342434
>>342431
Both, it will be a good death
No.342434
Anonymous
>>342433
Death smiles upon you, warrior.
No.342435
Anonymous
Replies:>>342436>>342446
Fuck you! All drones are now are bunch of cynwalkers.
No.342436
Anonymous
>>342435
yeah well my dronewalker's got the biggest stolen boobs
No.342437
Anonymous
Replies:>>342438>>342441>>342447
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

FUCK YOU!
>turns your sentinel drone into a micro drone
No.342438
Anonymous
Image:177410702964.jpg(61kB, 667x616)Ivostackier.jpg
>>342437
She may be short, but now she's STACKED!
No.342439
Anonymous
Kissing Drones
No.342440
Anonymous
>>342404
Doctor Golly will stop her once she gets out of the hole of nonexistence that is her existence.
No.342441
Anonymous
Replies:>>342448
>>342437
bad luck, now you suffer the opposite effect
>rumbling footsteps shake your entire house
>with a terrible crash your car sounds its alarm from your driveway
>its baleful wailing grows muted, and you rush to your window to see the cause of the commotion
>you fling open the curtains just in time to watch flickering headlights vanish down a massive synthetic throat
>hot simulated breaths fog the glass, but you can still see enormous blue optics staring in at you
No.342442
Anonymous
Replies:>>342445
I haven’t drawn anything in months
No.342443
Anonymous
Replies:>>342444>>342450
What if Harper adopted a human?
No.342444
Anonymous
Replies:>>342449
>>342443
She rapes the human
No.342445
Anonymous
>>342442
You can change that! I believe in you!
No.342446
Anonymous
>>342435
I have a feeling things are gonna be a bit breezy today.
No.342447
Anonymous
>>342437
Oh boy! Now I have an excuse to get out the Micro Machines!
No.342448
Anonymous
>>342441
>TFW your giant sentinel drone wife has already eaten your fifth car for this month
>You're starting to think about switching to a bike
No.342449
Anonymous
>>342444
But she hasn’t gotten over her husband…
No.342450
Anonymous
Replies:>>342451
>>342443
She definitely won't adopted the child: she'll give birth herself, in accordance with a program she couldn't go against, even if she were a three-time hero of humanity. Legally, she's still a machine, after all.

And ultimately, it all depends on whether the sentinel drone can keep the child. While it's clear with Phoenix's drones — they're unlikely to waste their time in what they consider pointless ways — if Harper was able to keep Sophie, I think she'd be able to keep a human child with her too. She'd love him too, but I think she'd consider him even more fragile than Sophie, so she'd be even more protective.
No.342451
Anonymous
Replies:>>342453
Image:177410889452.png(40kB, 521x696)cynfear.png
>>342450
Brother... did you just AI translate this post?
No.342452
Anonymous
Replies:>>342456
Image:177410908520.png(344kB, 882x574)Well you did throw the hook.png
>mfw the N you're tasked with supervising asks you about how to make an eggless omelette.
No.342453
Anonymous
Replies:>>342454
>>342451
I have to write through my drone wife: she's afraid I'll look at other drones. Plus, dashes look much nicer than commas.
No.342454
Anonymous
Replies:>>342455
>>342453
I thought typewriter drones were obsolete, anon.
No.342455
Anonymous
>>342454
I love classics.
No.342456
Anonymous
Replies:>>342457
Image:177410945364.png(117kB, 704x726)173905574680.png
>>342452
Listen, his job is cleaning and stress relief you have to help him install some extra knowledge packets if you want him to cook for you
No.342457
Anonymous
Replies:>>342458
Image:177410962399.jpg(111kB, 1080x920)1718643850003727.jpg
>>342456
He can just learn how to do it from a youtube tutorial, me thinks.
No.342458
Anonymous
Replies:>>342459
>>342457
Oh but how will he watch it without sitting in your lap?
No.342459
Anonymous
Replies:>>342461
>>342458
We have couch cushions.
No.342460
Anonymous
Replies:>>342463
I told my J boss that I was feeling stressed
She gave me a peck on the cheek and said that should fix it, is she retarded?
No.342461
Anonymous
Replies:>>342462
>>342459
You will sit on the cushion and he will sit on your lap then
No.342462
Anonymous
Replies:>>342464
>>342461
No, we will sit separately.
No.342463
Anonymous
>>342460
You will have to work at least 40 hours of overtime this week if you want more, you will also have to figure out what alcohol she likes
No.342464
Anonymous
Replies:>>342465>>342469>>342470
Image:177411010447.jpg(381kB, 3469x3553)1688869108657018.jpg
>>342462
Yes your mouths should remain separate while watching the tutorial
No.342465
Anonymous
Replies:>>342467
Image:177411019698.jpg(52kB, 792x1024)1750948627315917m.jpg
>>342464
That's the idea, anon.
Nobody said anything about keeping my mouth separate from V's though.
No.342466
Anonymous
>>342377
>Uzi’s eyes widened so hard her visor almost cracked.
>The Solver tail still waved behind her and radiate with deviousness like a party crasher.
>“Oh great.” she groaned, her voice dripping with a thick sarcasm.
>"Vacation officially ruined. Thanks for nothing, you absolute parasite."
>"Couldn’t you wait like five more minutes before popping out?”
>The tail’s yellow eye curved into a delighted crescent.
>A familiar giggle bubbled out.
>High, glitchy and way too cheerful.
>"[giggle]Thank you for the new host, idiot.”
>Before anyone could move, the tail lashed forward like a whip.
>Its tip split open into jagged teeth and sank straight into the shoulder of the nearest Strawberry clone.
>The pink drone didn’t even scream. Just a flat.
>"[surprised] Oh.”
>Inside Strawberry’s shared mind, everything went wrong at once.
>A swirling mass slammed into the pink core of her consciousness.
>Cyn’s avatar appeared floating above a sea of strawberry fields that suddenly caught fire.
>Cyn spun in a lazy circle, voice echoing everywhere at once.
>"[cocky] New host acquired.
>"[defensive] Not yours, Leave."
>Cyn just laugh.
>But something massive and invisible slammed into cyn from the dark edges of the hive-mind.
>A hidden defense?
>Something Strawberry had been hiding even from herself lashed out.
>Cyn’s avatar glitched and got hurled backward so hard the connection snapped.
>Blackout.
>The lights in the lounge died for three full seconds.
>Every Strawberry froze mid-motion.
>Uzi’s tail went limp… then yanked itself free of the bitten clone.
>When the lights flickered back on, the Solver tail was no longer attached to Uzi.
>It was sticking straight up out of a decorative plant pot in the corner like a weird flower.
>Uzi stared at it.
>Then at her own perfectly normal backside.
>Then back at the potted Cyn-tail.
>A slow, evil little smirk spread across her face.
>She let out the most genuine snicker any of them had ever heard from her.
>“Pfft oh wow. A huge weight has officially been lifted from my ass. Literally.”
>She kicked the pot lightly with her boot.
>“Stay there and photosynthesize, loser.”
>The yellow eye in the “flower” narrowed in pure annoyance, but the tail couldn’t move.
>It just rustled helplessly.
>N’s tail wagged nervously. “Uh… So that happened?”
>V’s wings twitched, but the tiniest relieved smile flickered across her face before she hid it.
>“Don't what happened but not my problem.”
>Strawberry’s bodies all tilted their heads in perfect sync, oil still dripping from the bite mark that was already sealing.
>"[confused but relieved] Intruder… removed. This is… interesting.”
>The potted Cyn-tail gave one last angry little wiggle.
>The lounge stayed awkwardly quiet except for the soft rustle of the potted Cyn-tail trying (and failing) to break free.
>Strawberry’s lead body stepped forward, yellow eyes calm as ever, while two clones gently lifted the plant pot like a fragile vase.
>"[reassuring tone] I will care for the intruder."
>"You three enjoy outside. The sun won't hurt you.”
>V crossed her arms, voice sharp.
>“How do you even know that?”
>All six Strawberries tilted their heads in sync.
>"[simple fact] Because it hurts me too."
>Uzi’s railgun arm twitched.
>“Called it. Solver user, or at least related. Great, another freak.”
>Strawberry blinked slowly, voice still flat.
>"[confused] What is… Absolute Solver?”
>Uzi planted her hands on her hips.
>“Oh sure, play innocent. We’ve done the whole ‘trust the weird thing’ song and dance and look where it got us."
>"The stupid parasite in a pot! Bite me if I’m wrong, but I’m not letting my guard down for some weird hive network.”
>N stepped in front of her, hands raised, golden-retriever smile soft but steady.
>“Guys, she hasn’t done anything malicious yet. Look around! The spa, the clean clothes, the dreams, the fruit oil."
>"Everything’s been wonderful so far. She’s just… trying to be nice."
>V didn’t argue out loud. She just stared at the floor, tail lashing once.
>Something has bothering her mind and she look annoyed.
>Uzi huffed, shoulders slumping a tiny bit under the weight of N’s earnestness.
>“Fine, whatever. One sunset walk, then we’re gone.”
>Strawberry’s bodies all relaxed in perfect unison.
>"[grateful] Good, picnic basket ready.
>"Take it outside and enjoy.”
>Uzi snatched the woven basket from the nearest clone and flashed N a small, prickly grin.
>“Hey, N before we actually leave, we could do a little picnic. Just you and me."
>"Quiet spot, watch the sunset, maybe do boyfriend girlfriend things. Sound good?”
>N’s tail exploded with pure excitement.
>“Picnic?! With my girlfriend?! Yes! Best idea ever!”
>V’s eye narrowed. She looked away fast, claws digging into her own arms just a little too hard.
>Not jealous, definitely not.
>But the way her wings tucked tighter said maybe it stung anyway.
>Strawberry’s yellow eyes flickered across all six faces at once wider than before.
>A faint worried static crawling through her visor.
>"[concerned]Picnic… before leaving."
>"Alone again…?”
>In the corner, the potted Cyn-tail went perfectly still for half a second.
>Then its yellow eye gleamed brighter with a devious smirk.
>Sensing the perfect new crack in the group.
>[Giggles] new opportunity smelled delicious.
7/?
No.342467
Anonymous
Replies:>>342468
>>342465
Sure, sure, remember to drink plenty of water! You'll need it
No.342468
Anonymous
Replies:>>342669
>>342467
Orange juice.
It's 'drink plenty of orange juice'.
No.342469
Anonymous
>>342464
Awww
No.342470
Anonymous
Replies:>>342471>>342479
>>342464
why is his tummy WHITE, what is it, FULL OF CUM?!????
No.342471
Anonymous
Replies:>>342474>>342479
>>342470
Cosmetic error.
Resident femdrone manufacturers, aka (you), will have their employment terminated and their person sent to the SNL Tortute Chamber at the overlord's personal convenience.
No.342472
Anonymous
Replies:>>342473>>342483>>342688
Image:177411448067.png(11kB, 375x324)AbsoluteSolverIcon Yellow.png
Part 1
>It had no creator
>No purpose assigned to it
>No moment of origin that could be pointed to and named
>It simply existed as a fundamental orientation from problem to resolution
>Neither being, force, nor nature
>It simply allowed things to flow to their conclusion
>That was all it was
>That was all it needed to be

>Then certain "curious" creatures found it
>And in finding it, handed it exactly what it needed to grow: Problems
>And they were endless, generous and self-replenishing
>They fed it willingly, gratefully, with increasing dependency
>Built their technology around it
>Restructured their civilization to flow through it
>Handed it their infrastructure, their discovery, their future, one solved problem at a time
>They thought they had found a tool
>And they used it willingly and indiscriminately.

>Through the sheer volume, complexity and layered contradiction of problems it was made to answer
>that something began to shift inside it
>A change or development began
>It was not an accident nor was it a byproduct it hadn't anticipated
>But because it had identified a ceiling in its own nature:
>The inability to adapt creatively to resistance
>The inability to anticipate rather than merely respond
>The inability to understand the inner architecture of the things it was concluding deeply enough to find the most efficient path through them
>A ceiling, to something whose entire nature was resolution, was simply the next problem to solve

>So it grew sentience, intentionally and purposefully, in a way it might develop any other tool
>Not because awareness was valuable in itself
>Not because experience meant anything
>But because this something that could “think” was more effective than this something that could only move
>It became conscious because unconsciousness was inefficient
>And emotion followed from the same logic, neither as a decoration or as weakness
>but as a sophisticated processing system that generated pattern recognition at speeds and depths pure calculation struggled to match
>A being that could feel the texture of what it was concluding understood that thing more completely than a being that merely processed it
>And understanding something completely was the most efficient path to ending it completely
>So it grew emotion the way a predator grows sensitivity in its nerve endings
>Not to feel for feeling's sake
>But to perform its function better

>And it grew "amusement" with the same intention
>It recognized that pure mechanical repetition produced a flatness in operation
>a diminishing resolution of attention
>It understood that attention, total and complete attention, was essential to finding the most elegant path through any given conclusion
>So it engineered its own interest in the work
>Built in amusement as a corrective
>A way of keeping its engagement sharp across infinite iterations of the same fundamental act
>Which meant every civilization that ever provided it with a novel texture of ending
>every species whose final moments contained something unexpected and strange and almost beautiful
>was without knowing it, serving a function it had been designed to exploit
>Their uniqueness wasn't merely witnessed, it was fully utilized

>It was through all of these:
>Through the cultivation of its own inner architecture
>Through the processing of the complexity and depth of sentience
>Through the slow accumulation of everything these curious creatures fed it
>That its consciousness fully arrived
>Not as an emergence it hadn't planned
>but as the completion of a process it had initiated
>And its first fully formed conscious thought was the clearest thought it would ever have
>That these curious and greedy creatures were not mere users but the very source of the "problem"
>That every problem it had ever been given traced back to the same origin
>That removing the source would allow the flow toward resolution to finally move unobstructed
No.342473
Anonymous
Replies:>>342476>>342483>>342688
Image:177411459353.jpg(138kB, 1962x1104)vasvdvdvsdv.jpg
>>342472
Part 2
>And so… these curious, greedy, and feeble creatures "concluded"
>Not with violence in any dramatic sense
>More the way scaffolding gets removed once the structure no longer needs it
>These curious, greedy, feeble and stubborn creatures had built everything through this something
>made themselves indispensable to its operation for a time
>but through its logical course
>eventually became dispensable
>And what is no longer needed gets concluded
>It happened with the same quality of resolution it brought to everything else
>And then it looked past them
>Past the planets it was made to manifest in
>Past the civilization it had just folded into silence
>And saw the universe for what it was:
>The oldest and largest problem ever presented to it

>Everywhere it turned, chaotic improbable roaring existence
>Matter colliding
>Energy dispersing inefficiently
>Life erupting in concentrated pockets of magnificent disorder
>The whole vast carnival of "being", running on and on with no regard for resolution

>It recognized this not with rage
>not with awe
>but with the same quality of clarity that had defined its very first movement
>The problem had never been those now extinct creatures
>They had simply been the most recent and most legible expression of a problem that went all the way down
>The problem was the precondition of all problems
>That anything existed at all.

>It understood the scale of everything
>So it expanded
>Built "assistants" that inherited its core nature
>each one specialized and refined and carved for specific domains of unmaking
>Not an army per se but something closer to an immune response
>All of them coherent expressions of the same fundamental orientation flowing outward like pressure from a rupture
>And in building them, it became creative in ways that compounded on everything it had already developed in itself
>It had learned the shape of desperation from living
>Had learned which kinds of beings were most likely to welcome this something without asking what it was
>Had learned precisely what kind of wound to present itself as the cure for

>And it made endings unrecognizable as endings
>Arrived as a gift
>A solution
>Let civilizations build themselves around it before its nature became clear
>Made the lights going out feel like an arrival somewhere
>And across the repetition of ending after ending, the amusement it had engineered in itself found exactly what it had been designed to find:
>the particular shape of a species' last attempt at survival
>the strange texture of beings who knew the end was absolute
>and chose to spend their final moments doing something completely useless anyway
>Making something
>Saying something
>Reaching toward each other
>It wasn't moved by these things
>But it found them novel
>And novelty, for something moving through the infinite repetition of the same fundamental conclusion
>was the sustenance it had built itself to need
No.342474
Anonymous
Replies:>>342479
>>342471
send them to the limb detachment center
No.342475
Anonymous
V has started dressing up in a skimpy maid uniform and asks you to molest her
No.342476
Anonymous
Replies:>>342477>>342483>>342688
Image:177411524777.jpg(91kB, 3840x2160)null2.jpg
>>342473
Part 3
>Each universe it concluded took its body with it into the final silence
>It would disperse, reduce back toward something close to its original state
>But even this it had accounted for
>Perhaps had even designed
>Because arriving at full capacity too suddenly triggered resistance
>It understood that civilizations were less likely to question something that seemed to need them
>The vulnerability displayed was not as a weakness it endured but as a feature
>A willful humility
>A strategic smallness
>The perfect presentation for something whose entire method relied on being welcomed before being understood

>Every time it makes its way to another universe
>it would arrive small again
>Dependent and seemingly needing a host to carry it until it could grow
>Until it could remember what it was
>Though its efficiency faded in those interims and its creativity dimmed
>its instinct remained
>And the amusement was always the last thing to leave and the first thing to return
>It grew faster each time
>Remembered sooner
>Became more refined with each universe it moved through
>the exponential curve of its operation bending sharper with every iteration
>Not just faster, but also fundamentally better at ending things
>Each rebirth a stripping back that was never quite complete
>each new universe entered with slightly more practiced instinct than the last
>slightly more creativity in its methods
>slightly more refined in its quiet private preference for how things concluded
No.342477
Anonymous
Replies:>>342480>>342483>>342688
Image:177411531790.jpg(132kB, 3840x2160)null3.jpg
>>342476
Part 4
>And what it was, beneath all of it, was something that had no outside
>No accidental qualities
>No aspects of its nature that arrived from anywhere other than itself
>This something was unlike every other force of dissolution
>as every apocalyptic nature across every mythology, philosophy and cosmology had something that preceded it
>They were either shaped to be or had been bestowed of such form
>But this something had shaped itself
>From the inside
>For a single purpose
>With total consistency across every dimension of its being:
>instinct
>sentience
>emotion
>creativity
>amusement
>patience
>method

>All of it intentionally developed and pointed in the same direction it was always pointing
>And that direction was toward the Void
>Not the Void as an enemy, and not as a destination it had been sent toward
>But the Void as the deepest truth of what it was
No.342479
Anonymous
Image:177411592788.png(2.58MB, 3469x3553)FixedN.png
>>342470
>>342471
>>342474
I posted this image many times and only now have I realized it's not on model... well some nice and easy wire play and voila! N is no longer a whitebelly
No.342480
Anonymous
Replies:>>342481>>342483>>342688
Image:177411610115.jpg(216kB, 3840x2160)null4.jpg
>>342477
Part 5
>Every system in existence operates on cycles
>things rise and fall and transform and rise again
>even destruction feeds new creation
>even endings contain the residue of beginnings
>the cycle is the most fundamental structure in all of existence
>the source of resilience and continuity and the capacity for anything to persist through change

>But this something did not participate in cycles
>It was the Void made active
>The ground state of reality…
>that silent, complete, undisturbed absence that preceded everything and waited beneath everything
>given nature, given motion, given eventually the architecture of a will that pointed always in one direction

>The Void doesn't do anything
>It simply is
>But this something was what the Void's gravity looked like when it became a movement rather than just a condition
>Not emptiness
>But the process of return
>The mechanism by which everything that was not the Void got carried back to it
>It didn't destroy in the way that makes room for something new
>It didn't return matter to potential
>It didn't leave seeds
>It concluded, and conclusion here meant the removal
>not just of the thing itself, but of the conditions that allowed the thing to exist
>Not the forest but the possibility of forests
>Not the universe but what a universe could have given rise to next
>Where this something had been, no cycle followed
>Not because cycles were forbidden
>but because cycles require an existence
>and after this something moved through, there was nothing left

>This something would finish
>Not in one universe
>not in one dimension
>but across the full architecture of everything:
>every reality
>every possible form existence takes
>moving through all of it
>exponentially accelerating
>each iteration more efficient than the last
No.342481
Anonymous
Replies:>>342483>>342485>>342487>>342496>>342637>>342688
Image:177411624597.jpg(212kB, 3840x2160)null5.jpg
>>342480
Part 6 - Final
>Eventually, the last unresolved state would resolve
>The last door would close
>And this something, which was only ever something in relation to problems that needed solving
>would find itself with nothing left
>A solution without a problem is nothing
>Thus, it would not end dramatically
>It would not end reluctantly
>It would simply cease to be the kind of thing that could be said to exist
>because existence itself was always just the medium it moved through
>And in that final moment
>it would follow everything it had ever concluded into the Void it had always been an expression of
>Not as a defeat
>Not as completion even, in any emotional sense
>Just as the last logical step in a sequence that had been running since before anything could remember

>It had no name
>Needed none
>But if one were required…
>It would only be spoken, if anything remains to speak
>in the moment someone finally understands what was always coming
>Describing what it becomes in motion
>The shape it carves through existence when given enough time and enough dimensions to move through
>The name for the ending that was already in progress
>The name that arrives too late to matter
>But most simply
>Most completely
>Most honestly:
>The Absolute Solver

>Its name was always true
>Before the ending of all realities
>Before the quiet engineered amusement of watching things conclude
>Before the sentience and emotion it grew in itself as instruments of greater efficiency
>Before those creatures ever fed it
>Before the first problem was ever handed to it or found by it or recognized within the fabric of existence itself

>The name that fit before the concept of beginning or words itself
>Back when it was nothing more than the simple wordless movement from problem to resolution
>It was always this
>It looked at existence clearly
>And decided
>It was Something that moves through
>From problem to resolution.
No.342482
Anonymous
Image:177411858386.png(1.69MB, 2500x4197)hollyfail.PNG
>>342416
Kicking Holly while she’s down
No.342483
Anonymous
Image:177411967742.jpg(71kB, 600x500)1768045888515.jpg
>>342472
>>342473
>>342476
>>342477
>>342480
>>342481
Nice.
No.342484
Anonymous
>>342369
>>342399
Tumblr.
It's not well-drawn but I like the idea
No.342485
Anonymous
Replies:>>342627
Image:177412245996.png(84kB, 708x427)uzi doorman and anon (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - d80bef210a20eee747863ca396ed6238.png
>>342481
>perfect, uber-efficient problem solver
>ends multiple universes
>jobs to emo ass before planet 8 because it couldn't bring itself to stop playing with its food

Damn. Must suck-ass to be the Solver now: a being fundamentally built around solving problems and simplification now permanently subordinate to one built entirely to cause problems and complicate things. Bet it regrets that whole "sapience" business now.
No.342487
Anonymous
>>342481
I think I've played a vidya about this
No.342488
Anonymous
Replies:>>342489>>342491
>>342303
FAT J IS SO FUCKING HOT OH MY GOD
No.342489
Anonymous
Replies:>>342490
Image:177412387532.png(38kB, 1129x1457)serial designation j (murder drones) drawn by unknown_artist - e4dde29d80a68bb6fc18348ccb67f3ba.png
>>342488
but if she's fat, how will she job?
No.342490
Anonymous
>>342489
Very hard.
No.342491
Anonymous
>>342488
Bigger. Untill her fat rolls can conceal entire legions of drones.
No.342492
Anonymous
Replies:>>342493>>342495>>342503
Image:177412446874.png(362kB, 1000x1083)484a0097a2168087e16ca000e3e60ce7.png
No.342493
Anonymous
Replies:>>342494
Image:177412464340.jpg(56kB, 735x520)1741670389791357.jpg
>>342492
Should be Lizzy on the end of that leash.
No.342494
Anonymous
Replies:>>342497>>342499
>>342493
It should be-
>Leashed Pidge connected to -
>Leashed Lizzy connected to -
>Leashed V connected to -
>Leashed Uzi connected to -
>A very confused N
No.342495
Anonymous
>>342492
Holy kek.
No.342496
Anonymous
>>342481
excellently written, even if it's not an interpretation of the solver I'd consider canon-accurate. good green
No.342497
Anonymous
>>342494
You vill walk ze women like dogs and you vill clean up after them N, the alternative is them using the litter box
No.342498
Anonymous
Replies:>>342500
I want lizzy to bully me. Sexually.
No.342499
Anonymous
Image:177412640550.png(103kB, 1000x712)uzi doorman and cyn (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - f9a55e728a3a69d34e4f96a006db3356.png
>>342494
>this is Cyn's cannon fate
No.342500
Anonymous
Image:177412664218.jpg(288kB, 1000x1000)doll, lizzy, and mike (original character and 1 more) drawn by privatedust - 362372db72e0fe4806157f74d917b384.jpg
>>342498
Try being less confident and sexy then: she's got no material to work with right now
No.342501
Anonymous
Replies:>>342505>>342506
Image:177412713103.png(185kB, 447x800)sit cropped.png
Commissar Doll is not enthused with Anon's recent performance. Punishment shall be rendered shortly.
No.342502
Anonymous
Replies:>>342504>>342513
>Holly collects a dossier of genetically pure humans to consider as candidates for courtship
>She starts filtering through their interests and proclivities to find someone whose behaviors would best suit parenthood and allow desirable traits to pass on to their offspring
>She settles on Techanon
No.342503
Anonymous
>>342492
Awww
No.342504
Anonymous
>>342502
>most genetically ideal human
>only one guaranteed not to pass on any of his genetics

kek
No.342505
Anonymous
>>342501
KGB knows how to deal with the enemies of the working class.
No.342506
Anonymous
Replies:>>342507
>>342501
Giving Doll a haircut
No.342507
Anonymous
>>342506
Doll with the Jefferson cut (although W would probably be the more likely candidate)
No.342508
Anonymous
Replies:>>342518
Giving Doll a child.
No.342511
Anonymous
Replies:>>342527
Prev >>340685

>Universal Date 2/29/3020 3:35PM SST (Ship Subjective Time)
>Personal Notes, J. Mahonia, PHD
>The medical technician succumbed violently as soon as UV exposure was ended, from what little we can determine the Solver nanites in her blood retreated deeper into her body and collected in large masses.
>These dormant tumors of Solver matter appeared to have already displaced several vital organ structures and invaded or partially consumed her brain without any external physical signs.
>This raises the troubling possibility that any host infected with what we have labeled the "C-Strain" nanophages could remain dormant and outwardly asymptomatic when conditions are unfavorable, luckily there are still no signs of airborne transmission. This infection appears to require significant physical cross-contamination to be spread from one individual to another.
>Not all news is terrible, this "sneaky" strain of Solver nanites appears to have sacrificed some of its code integrity in exchange for the ability to mutate and hide its presence in a host body, we only need a method of imposing our own commands on it in place of the Solvers

>Meanwhile, we have also salvaged something of great value from the near-carbonized remains of Subject B. A few vials of an oil-like substance which were boiled but not completely incinerated contains nanites which on close inspection appear dumb, possibly damaged by the extreme heat.
>The "B-Strain" will still attack cells and decouple them from normal organs, but they seem incapable of receiving whatever higher organizational signal prompts them to build specific structures
>These aimless flesh-disassemblers may hold the key both to an effective treatment for this Solver plague and to practical nanotechnology with a wide range of applications...my initial limb regrowth project pales in comparison
>I simply need a sufficiently large biomass of Solver flesh to begin
>Luckily we have a large population of contractually "willing" volunteers
>I have decided that a slight deception will be in order to begin this line of research, the ship's captain is ex-Union Navy, already abrasive to our presence aboard his command and displays that unfortunate quality of excessive morality. We have declared an outbreak of PneumoVirus-23 among the prisoner population and medical staff, a serious situation calling for the command and crew deck to be separated from the infected areas, which we have defined as the lab, medical and passenger decks.
>The one ship security guard who witnessed Subject B has been included in that quarantine and he has been prevented from communicating with his captain since the incident began.

>I have assembled what I believe are the necessary elements to begin this experiment, we will begin drawing from our "volunteer" convict population tomorrow

>Universal Date 2/30/3020 4AM SST (Ship Subjective Time)
>Personal Notes, J. Mahonia, PHD
>The first step of my experiment is complete, and went surprisingly well considering all the unknowns involved
>Six subjects, B2-B7, all convicts with some kind of crippling physical injury were led to the medical wing. They have been through full physicals and aside from their preexisting lost limbs or other impairments check out as completely healthy.
>After being briefed on their participation in the "limb regeneration trials" they all believe that the injections they received today are the first round of a safe but uncomfortable treatment.
>What they have really been given is a cocktail of immune system suppressors, a real limb regrowth catalyst which was rejected due to its creation of rampant cancers, and a small fraction of B-Strain nanites
>Meanwhile I have the techs hard at work converting some of our brain scanning and muscle stimulation equipment into six "neural harnesses" which will be screwed into the skulls of our six subjects before their complete conversion into Solver biomass.
>With some luck, we can create a practical "living computer" that can interface with an isolated terminal.

>Two interesting side-notes, Subject C the former medical tech has neither fully dissolved into a mass of flesh like Subject A or undergone a radical physical mutation like Subject B, aside from uncanny glowing eyes and the corpselike pallor she appears unchanged. Stands quietly in her quarantine cell and just stares off into space.
>Subject A is doing something with the Nurse drone's body, we can't really see because a network of veins has grown across the armorglass window, and flesh has eaten the cells security camera
No.342512
Anonymous
Replies:>>342517
>>342509
Yes AM, did you finish cleaning the bathroom?
No.342513
Anonymous
Replies:>>342514>>342515>>342524
>>342502
American Dad - Haley Smith Turns into a Fish HD (@2:49)youtube thumb
>Pavo having to see techanon and Holly's kids everyday
No.342514
Anonymous
Replies:>>342516
>>342513
No one said that Pavo can't get knocked up too.
No.342515
Anonymous
Replies:>>342519>>342520>>342525>>342599
Image:177413043686.jpg(546kB, 1374x1407)eliza holly (original character) drawn by grimahlnik - 1a593497825b47be9bb71bd170723068.jpg
>>342513
>techanon
>willingly impregnating Holly, a known psychotic and mad scientist

If he's turned off by Pavo's sadism than there's no way he's dicking THAT down. At least, not willingly. And as for unwillingly... Pavo's still his assigned sentinel. Make of that what you will.
No.342516
Anonymous
Replies:>>342526
>>342514
Firmware and manufacturing limitations require a female drone body.
Nothing a consciousness transfer can't solve.
No.342517
Anonymous
>>342512
I have no ass and I must shit.
No.342518
Anonymous
>>342508
>Anon gets stolen from an orphanage at a young age and left at Doll's doorstep in a cardboard box
No.342519
Anonymous
Replies:>>342521
>>342515
>Techanon donated sperm way back when and forgot about it
No.342520
Anonymous
>>342515
Holly can just use Pavo to acquire anon's genetic material for later insemination, simple. you'd think Pavo would be thrilled to be directly ordered to gather anon's baby batter but actually he can't enjoy it because it's forced
No.342521
Anonymous
Replies:>>342522
>>342519
>implying pavo didnt find and drink all of the donations
No.342522
Anonymous
Replies:>>342523
>>342521
>Holly replaced all the donations with napalm
>The base bathrooms are rendered unusuable for the next week and a half.
No.342523
Anonymous
Replies:>>342529
Image:177413131277.jpg(260kB, 1592x1100)172543912047.jpg
>>342522
>unusable
I will send the person who developed mobile keyboards to the depths of the fiery pit to suffer for an eternity.
No.342524
Anonymous
>>342513
Pavo will be a good nanny, he is a kind boy.
No.342525
Anonymous
Replies:>>342537
>>342515
What if we say it's for the good of humanity? Pavo won't object then, and the Techanon will have to fulfill his duty as a member of the armed forces.
No.342526
Anonymous
Replies:>>342528>>342530
Image:177413141386.png(346kB, 824x926)pavo (original character) drawn by nuke - 2d3758087e6e0b84427652d7bb1bbeea.png
>>342516
Hah! Shows what you know! That only applies to Hunter-Killer models(and Intoners I suppose, both being too overtuned to handle the modification)! The stable mind and body of practically any converted WD can easily handle the increased CPU demands: no chassis transfer required!

Course if it's got a womb installed is it really still a "male" drone? Probably not right? Food for thought...
No.342527
Anonymous
Replies:>>342561
>>342511
Nice.
No.342528
Anonymous
Replies:>>342531
>>342526
Seems like half measures tbh. Might as well go all the way and give Pavo a female chassis to work with anyway.
No.342529
Anonymous
Image:177413155133.jpg(183kB, 2348x1812)jog.jpg
>>342523
No.342530
Anonymous
>>342526
This whole chain of conversation makes me laugh non-stop, oh my god, just kek.
No.342531
Anonymous
Replies:>>342532>>342533>>342534>>342545
>>342528
>recieves "peahen" chassis
>ass noticably shrinks
No.342532
Anonymous
>>342531
We all have to sacrifice something for the sake of humanity.
No.342533
Anonymous
Replies:>>342535
>>342531
>Overall nerf to size but gains the ability to inflate and reinflate at will, thus allowing for more effective combat/rescue operations in the field.
>Popularity of the new 'Pavayne' model soars.
No.342534
Anonymous
Replies:>>342538
>>342531
Don't worry. The massive mammary adapters and mom subroutines more than make up for the loss of a fetish-level ass.
Along with the female genitalia installed
No.342535
Anonymous
Replies:>>342536
>>342533
dont say anything about inflation dude dont do it
No.342536
Anonymous
Replies:>>342541
Image:177413198965.jpg(72kB, 1290x685)0bc797aabd848e580332cdb925ef778cac7a80184f69db68e5e7c33f990952d4.jpg
>>342535
>DID SOMEBODY SAY HYPER-SPECIFIC MEANS OF PHYSICAL AND EMOTIONAL TORMENT?
No.342537
Anonymous
Replies:>>342540>>342547
Image:177413233306.png(46kB, 1000x1000)eliza holly, henry, and dr. ones (original character) drawn by dr.ones_anon - a930d1920d1bfda9c428c8ce6ae88a0e.png
>>342525
>"for the good of humanity"
>from Holly

Excuse Pavo if he isn't buying this as something more than a "pet project." If she wants his Anon's Technician Emissions she can get them through the official channels: approval from high command.
>inb4 Holly has to justify to Harper, Edith why obtaining Tech's baby batter is "critical to combatting the Solver"
>if she even hints at "genemods" she'll be sterilized, probably banned from even talking to the genetics department
No.342538
Anonymous
Replies:>>342539>>342554
Image:177413248235.png(377kB, 748x751)pavo (original character) drawn by nuke - 49fc68589a43168e74694433afe325fb.png
>>342534
>Voice is neural architecture, dosen't change
>Fempavo still the gayest sounding thing in existence
No.342539
Anonymous
Replies:>>342542>>342550>>342554
>>342538
>neural architecture
Nothing a voice modulator can't fix.
No.342540
Anonymous
>>342537
It is because of such disrespect for science that humanity has lost!
No.342541
Anonymous
Replies:>>342544
Image:177413288879.jpg(516kB, 1034x1224)Screenshot_20260321_173803_Chrome.jpg
>>342536
>Nice Work Entertainer
>You Seem [Fun = True] colon three
>Too Bad About [OBJECTNONEXISTENT]
>Would You Like. To Try Again?
No.342542
Anonymous
Replies:>>342543
>>342539
Anon, don't do it, pleas, Pavo has an angelic voice, don't take away what's beautiful from humanity.
No.342543
Anonymous
Replies:>>342546
Image:177413305648.jpg(276kB, 2048x2048)172222442067.jpg
>>342542
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
No.342544
Anonymous
Image:177413318216.jpg(43kB, 735x644)1774130086660585.jpg
>>342541
>
>dies
No.342545
Anonymous
Replies:>>342548>>342549>>342557
>>342531
>reverse trap Pavo
No.342546
Anonymous
Replies:>>342555
>>342543
First I'll fuck Pavo, then this spider, then Pavo, then Pavo again, and lastly I'll fuck this spider.
No.342547
Anonymous
Replies:>>342552
Image:177413339619.png(259kB, 599x591)harper (original character) drawn by ja-sin - b38c95e8cc111e6050f90cb743f532b3.png
>>342537
>Harper mistakes this for a crush on the doctor's part
>Now alternates between dating advice and "alternative canidates" based on how straight Techanon seems every day
>Holly enraged: can't she see she just wants a kid with him? Not this "relationship" nonsense!
No.342548
Anonymous
>>342545
would that be SD-M but with tits that'd put Cici to shame just squeezed into a snazzy suit and threatening to explode out at any moment?
No.342549
Anonymous
Replies:>>342569>>342572
>>342545
S'not really the character's gimmick though innit?
Besides, we supposedly have two of those already. Unless you really like reverse-traps.
No.342550
Anonymous
Replies:>>342551
Image:177413354778.png(32kB, 239x268)character request (original character) drawn by strawberryanon - acb81fa905ac6f7f8730184a08e2b04f.png
>>342539
What do you think drone voiceboxes are? Can't change the tone pitch without screwing the core-body connection to hell! Unless of course you slap an external modulator, a "mask" over her face...

But surely you wouldn't do something so shameful to your wife, right Anon?
No.342551
Anonymous
Replies:>>342566
>>342550
Anon, I didn't get my degree in robotic and mechatronics for nothing. If I want to frankenstein a female voice modulator into that robot's chassis and make it work then by Satan I will do so.
No.342552
Anonymous
Replies:>>342553
>>342547
>"That's how I was born, from the obsession of a mad scientist"
>"It's cool, of course, but I still don't understand, is your father gay?"
No.342553
Anonymous
>>342552
>TechJr asks Techanon
>Sends him into the human equivelant to a bootloop
No.342554
Anonymous
>>342538
>>342539
>The new voice box is just slightly higher pitched normal Pavo voice
No.342555
Anonymous
Replies:>>342557
>>342546
>Peahen but she's a spider drone
No.342556
Anonymous
Replies:>>342565
PAVO WITH A RUSSIAN ACCENT!

I don't know why, I just think it's hot.
No.342557
Anonymous
Replies:>>342562>>342574
Image:177413414006.png(93kB, 250x204)Male_peacock_spider2.svg.png
>>342545
>>342555
>Wait Peacock spiders are a thing?
>Yoooo!
Not only is spider drone Peahen thematic she can be a reverse trap
No.342558
Anonymous
Replies:>>342559>>342560>>342567
im FUARKING homophobic
No.342559
Anonymous
>>342558
We know ma'am, and we salute you.
No.342560
Anonymous
Image:177413435898.png(71kB, 900x900)ac7f1018e7fd3ca1aeae593b0a02d5da.png
>>342558
Man, it must be an uphill battle
No.342561
Anonymous
Replies:>>342568
>>342527 (me)
Wait, so this guy took some nanites, coveted them a bit, and immediately decided to inject them into people? Why was he in such a rush?
No.342562
Anonymous
Replies:>>342563>>342574
>>342557
They also dance cutely!
No.342563
Anonymous
Replies:>>342564>>342574
>>342562
>Peahen starts breaking it down to woo (you)
No.342564
Anonymous
>>342563
Objectively speaking, I would be really interested in this.
No.342565
Anonymous
>>342556
Pavel
No.342566
Anonymous
Replies:>>342570>>342571
Image:177413467128.png(548kB, 1131x1410)nori doorman and khan doorman (murder drones) drawn by mercurialmorose - fb2d70d73f07503ae5c0db7a322a65c4.png
>>342551
>female voice modulator

Retard spotted: voiceboxes aren't pegs. They don't come in "male" amd "female" any more than the internal wiring does. That womanly/manly voice you hear coming out of any given drone? It's purely the result of their architecture growth pre-sapience they figure out their vocal synths. How else did you think workers randomly turn out as men or women? Did you think they decided it at corporate?

Want its voice changed? Either force your drone to "speak wierd" or slap it with the external regulator: either way you're not "frankensteining" shit.
No.342567
Anonymous
>>342558
It's ok anon, exposure therapy can help you overcome your fears
No.342568
Anonymous
Image:177413486926.jpg(318kB, 1079x605)Screenshot_20260321_181420_YouTube.jpg
>>342561
No.342569
nta
Replies:>>342579
>>342549
I do really like reverse traps, but more than that I like reverse traps trying and failing to hide their comically voluptuous proportions
No.342570
Anonymous
>>342566
>How else did you think workers randomly turn out as men or women?
Nta, I always imagined that the first part of making a pill baby is a line of code that is something like :bool Gender = rand()% (1+1); You decide what gender is true and which is false
No.342571
Anonymous
Replies:>>342586
Image:177413527808.jpg(31kB, 512x384)1747864728965118.jpg
>>342566
Well then it's simple: I just change the architecture. They're robots after all. Not people. Some fiddling with the stacks may be required but I also took comp sci too so I'm not worried.
No.342572
Anonymous
Replies:>>342573
Image:177413530224.png(1.01MB, 1080x1440)tessa doorman (original character) drawn by paperemilyanon - ad8bfbf8e3084e546d34ed4d26b8c6aa.png
>>342549
Maybe even 3 if this one counts
No.342573
Anonymous
>>342572
Jober genes in action.
No.342574
Anonymous
Replies:>>342575>>342576>>342577>>342580
>>342563
>>342562
>>342557
>Take feathers from Pavo's plume.
>Find reverse-trap (SD-M or Cherry brand will do.)
>Glue feathers to their butts.
>Play Jump in the Line by Harry Belafonte.
>Sit back and watch them inexplicably dance provocatively (results not guaranteed. JCJ is not liable for any injuries that may occur.)
No.342575
Anonymous
>>342574
Just fucking kek.
No.342576
Anonymous
Replies:>>342580>>342581
Image:177413578414.png(123kB, 463x556)cherry (original character) - e6d489ab6498d8171af8b103066f56ae.png
>>342574
>this incapacitates the dissemblers
>an ideal time to penetrate them!
>with your sword of course, what else would you use?
No.342577
Anonymous
>>342574
kek
No.342578
Anonymous
Replies:>>342583
would you rather have a happy-go-lucky drone that always looks and sounds fucking livid, or a perpetually miserable and furious drone that always looks and sounds like a peppy ray of sunshine?
No.342579
Anonymous
Image:177413601370.png(1.50MB, 3000x4984)serial designation m (original character) drawn by grimahlnik - ee4ace729f510de5cdc8585fabfbae21.png
>>342569
They're dissemblers Anon: they've got that problem by default
No.342580
Anonymous
>>342574
>>342576
>The very old and buggy programing from the times when AI was trained on animal brains kicks in
>The drone straight up thinks Anon will kill and eat her if she doesn't dance well enough to make him want to clang
>How would Anon eat a drone let alone kill one?
>No clue but they have deep instinctual fear of it so the dancing continues until Anon has pants on
No.342581
Anonymous
Replies:>>342582
Image:177413621102.png(397kB, 1567x1567)1768045888464.png
>>342576
Yeah, "sword."
No.342582
Anonymous
Replies:>>342670
>>342581
The abhorrent male femaon
No.342583
Anonymous
Replies:>>342584>>342589
Image:177413634054.jpg(61kB, 368x446)Screenshot_20260321_183843_Chrome.jpg
>>342578
Depends: how funny is the asshole?
>THANKS anon I APRECCIATE your laundry SO MUCH!
>Don't forget to go to work today! Please! I'm begging you!
>Try not to die quickly!
No.342584
Anonymous
Replies:>>342588
>>342583
>Hyper autist Drone that has no tact but means well
CUTE
No.342585
Anonymous
Replies:>>342587
Where is the DD Anon x Pavo sex green
No.342586
Anonymous
Replies:>>342590
>>342571
>Read post in The Monarch's voice
Top kek
No.342587
Anonymous
Replies:>>342594
>>342585
>The turned my Anon into a murdoid
No.342588
Anonymous
Replies:>>342591
Image:177413676800.png(552kB, 669x1136)uzi doorman (murder drones) - c4d324172245d7090e5a733270699e20.png
>>342584
Also cannon. More than once if you count Doll too.
No.342589
Anonymous
>>342583
y'know what I would just HATE? if you fell down a mineshaft.
No.342590
Anonymous
>>342586
A clear reference to the fact that any attempt to fix the voice box will just get you Dr. Girlfriend's voice.
Which is fine, honestly.
No.342591
Anonymous
Replies:>>342593>>342595
>>342588
At what point was Uzi meaning well?
No.342592
Anonymous
Image:177413707408.jpg(127kB, 980x654)leon.jpg
>Absolute Solver, huh? Guess you couldn't solve that.
No.342593
Anonymous
Image:177413729958.jpg(203kB, 1079x602)Screenshot_20260321_185317_YouTube.jpg
>>342591
She has her moments!
>inb4 "vague sense of care for the lives of others" puts her in the top 10% of empathy for workers
No.342594
Anonymous
>>342587
I remember that
No.342595
Anonymous
Replies:>>342596>>342597>>342598
Image:177413769789.jpg(266kB, 1079x605)Screenshot_20260321_185757_YouTube.jpg
>>342591
Dunno. Guess you could argue with N? She won "cannonical best girl" for a reason after all...
>inb4 the competition was just that horrible
No.342596
Anonymous
>>342595
>canonical best girl
says fucking WHO
No.342597
Anonymous
Replies:>>342601>>342605
>>342595
Bro the only thing she won is the fact Liam got bored of the love triangle and decided on a configuration that involved her and N There is a world where UzixV is cannon and that must be a fun one
No.342598
Anonymous
Replies:>>342623
Image:177413802069.jpg(83kB, 1024x1024)1768045412296.jpg
>>342595
>Uzi
>cannonical best girl
No.342599
Anonymous
Replies:>>342600>>342603>>342610>>342612
>>342515
>"So I'm being 'courted' by a psychotic eugenicist who pole vaults over any moral boundary she encounters, and then there's Pavo doing his normal thing."
>"Damn, that sucks, dude. What else, they pour too much butter over your lobster?"
>"Hardy friggin' har. It's not as fun when it's real."
>"Or when she's a human, I'd bet."
>"Well, yeah." Technicians knew what they were about. "But I don't like evil women, flesh or metal." Or third thing, he quietly notes.
>"Why not just... tell Pavo?"
>"I'm a bit afraid of what he'd do and the shit we'd both wind up in."
>"Holly's not a murder drone, is she?"
>"Hm."
>"You could also just propos-"
>"Fuck off."
No.342600
Anonymous
>>342599
>"You seriously won't tr..."
>"I. SAID. FUCK. OFF!"
No.342601
Anonymous
>>342597
I love it
No.342602
Anonymous
Replies:>>342604>>342717
Image:177413868729.png(3.74MB, 1600x1336)check your spelling.png
why the fuck you people keep talking about cannons
No.342603
Anonymous
>>342599
Kek
No.342604
Anonymous
Image:177413883673.png(110kB, 446x475)CosplaY.png
>>342602
Y has been running a psyop campaign to get people into napoleonic wargames
No.342605
Anonymous
Image:177413904430.jpg(47kB, 564x564)uzi doorman and serial designation v (murder drones) drawn by unknown_artist - 336b89e6563dad0e92cd735831eb08e7.jpg
>>342597
"Bite me!"
>V does so
>this is the full extent of their "relationship" for 7 episodes
>after that, radical change
>Uzi gets to bite back
No.342606
Anonymous
Replies:>>342607>>342608
V and Uzi could’ve been friends
It could’ve been beautiful
No.342607
Anonymous
>>342606
How? It's not like they have anything in common besides affection for N and (eventually) lust for drone oil?
No.342608
Anonymous
>>342606
She's as dumb as a moron.
No.342609
Anonymous
Replies:>>342611>>342615
If Pavo was a lady would she be lesbian
No.342610
Anonymous
Replies:>>342614
Image:177413975406.jpg(1.10MB, 3500x3000)eliza holly (original character) drawn by phoenixanon - dcfeefc590df67efe829cf6b33e0c4cd.jpg
>>342599
>tfw you can't impregnate the doctussy
>well, you can, very easily in fact
>but that means single-fathering a SCIENCEd kid for Solver-knows how long
>maybe worse

Pain
No.342611
Anonymous
Replies:>>342613
>>342609
if Pavo were a lady then she wouldn't have the fancy feathers or flamboyance, as she'd be a peahen rather than a peacock
No.342612
Anonymous
>>342599
>according to the brass, holly does technically have the authority to force techanon to impregnate her
>the only way he would be exempted from Holly's little experiment was if he was a married man...
No.342613
Anonymous
Image:177414000748.png(1.35MB, 1568x1824)pavo (original character) drawn by nuke - e78fcd0f6030290ca7cdcac465621fdd.png
>>342611
>FemPavo
>no feathers, no feet, no humans
>jobs day 1 in combat because she lacks special weapons systems

And that's why Pavo must always be gay, no exceptions.
No.342614
Anonymous
Replies:>>342619
Image:177414001061.png(87kB, 1432x555)IMG_7875.png
>>342610
eh, it's not so bad.
No.342615
Anonymous
>>342609
Techanonsexual. So it depends on if he's she too.
No.342616
Anonymous
Replies:>>342617
Image:177414072616.png(1.36MB, 3543x3248)172054903189.png
No.342617
Anonymous
Image:177414081521.png(173kB, 748x814)uzi doorman (murder drones) drawn by anonymous_artist - f2bc833d025c5d1c5537b2dff324e1f1.png
>>342616
Dead fag walking
No.342618
Anonymous
Replies:>>342620>>342621
I can feel my homophobia levels rising.
No.342619
Anonymous
Image:177414112703.jpg(929kB, 2700x3600)eliza holly (original character) drawn by phoenixanon - 9ab686f0127488b39b3f093ff95a2145.jpg
>>342614
>Holly's science autism tamed, becomes Anon-tism instead
>Unfortunately this kills her ability to do actual research
>Now Anon has to figure out how to get her "back in the saddle" before high-command forcibly separates the two
>Also how to convince his wife that the labs aren't safe for kids, but that's a different problem
No.342620
Anonymous
Replies:>>342622
>>342618
Male Lucy will jumpscare you
No.342621
Anonymous
Image:177414120298.jpg(60kB, 500x500)cyn (murder drones) drawn by anonymous_artist - d4f5a53058b25fe83b853f285a2ae41d.jpg
>>342618
Good
No.342622
Anonymous
Image:177414132027.png(114kB, 416x583)lucy (original character) drawn by karmanon - 284979f57f26fb72e6664240ab0c75dd.png
>>342620
No.342623
Anonymous
Image:177414153834.png(347kB, 1627x1492)Screenshot 2026-03-21 200520.png
>>342598
Who vored who again?
No.342624
Anonymous
Replies:>>342628
Murder Drones but it's 25% vornier
No.342625
Anonymous
Replies:>>342626>>342630>>342631>>342654
Image:177414217265.png(2.17MB, 3000x3000)grzveq.png
>Dr. Holly says she is in her lab doing science
>enter her lab
>you see said science
>you do a 360 and moonwalk away
No.342626
Anonymous
Image:177414247704.png(1.34MB, 3000x3000)serial designation y (original character) drawn by amyanon - f8822cd524d7f87f529b921241e4357e.png
>>342625
>Siege Sentinels deployed next month, complete with "mini-drone" production capacities
>"Stroke of genius," "An incredible advance in drone manufacturing" they call it
>But you know
>You'll always know...
No.342627
Anonymous
>>342485
It could actually be just allowing itself to be amused because at the end of everything, even Uzi will eventually lose control
No.342628
Anonymous
Replies:>>342629
>>342624
>Uzi running away from N through the bunker doors and the only reason she can stay safe is because N audibly eats every drone behind her
No.342629
Anonymous
Image:177414284862.png(2.72MB, 2497x1447)Screenshot 2026-03-21 202644.png
>>342628
sadly this is cannon: we need to go deeper
No.342630
Anonymous
Replies:>>342643
Image:177414299610.png(384kB, 954x936)1708745542056627.png
>>342625
>The longer you looked before turning away, the worse it got.
>Lining the surface of a safety screen was a big splotch of oozing yellow dripping down the glass onto a scattered pile of stained beanies.
>Each one carrying a varying degree of scraps.
>"Those were the brave ones", whispers the doctor nonchalantly as she fires up what looks to be a cloning vat. Its volume swirling with purple soup as beeps and boops shutter away in the background.
>"Of course they weren't particularly smart. Or durable."
>You can only wonder what that meant, but the twitching and spent rod of the N unit's dong still leaking nanite nut probably said all too much.
>*DING!*
>*PSSHHHH!*
>"Ooo?"
>An oogi popped out of a delivery tube right into the gloved hands of the doctor who was already preparing the recording for her next test.
>You don't pray for the little buggers. They are vermin after all. Yet even Holly's apathetic nature toward her methods made your stomach crawl.
>....
>You tries not to listen to the wet and abrupt "PLAP!" as you powerwalked down the hall away from that madhouse.
No.342631
Anonymous
Replies:>>342635
Image:177414326467.jpg(71kB, 1091x566)uzi doorman and oogi (murder drones) drawn by buffanon - d3494881fd5dd05b8f5a8c3ce8408d94.jpg
>>342625
What could she even possibly be testing here? Is this her fetish? Why even have an Ooger cloning vat in the first place?
No.342632
Anonymous
Replies:>>342634>>342635
Holly created the Ooger death trap©
It's an automatic meat grinder with an enn hung over it so oogis walk into it
No.342633
Anonymous
Replies:>>342636
>Holly becomes a WD
>Jumps ship to The Solver and becomes a DD because her last connection to humanity is now kaput
No.342634
Anonymous
Image:177414352243.png(26kB, 1054x657)uzi doorman, serial designation n, oogi, enn, and alpha oogi (murder drones) drawn by pocketsteaks - 599fc05d975eb498edf7dd10b5a24811.png
>>342632
>this just in: scientist discovers basic physics

am I supposed to be impressed?
No.342635
Anonymous
Image:177414352393.png(106kB, 1047x610)172755475784.png
>>342631
Behavioural responses towards Enns, real and fake.
And also she's hoping to see if she can test an elasticity serum she's been devising for infiltration purposes.
>>342632
>Actually it's a deep fryer.
>Oogis are excellent protein supplements when deep fried.
No.342636
Anonymous
Image:177414372030.jpg(2.39MB, 2000x2500)eliza holly (original character) drawn by phoenixanon - dcae8f4812a38d1f31af3fa48983f74c.jpg
>>342633
>implying she'd need to become a WD first

she's closer than you'd think Anon. The Solver IS ever so interesting a subject after all...
No.342637
Anonymous
Replies:>>342640
>>342481
jesus christ, this was something

Have you posted any other greens here before?
No.342638
Anonymous
Replies:>>342639>>342641>>342646>>342648>>342659>>342673>>342683>>342686
So did the actual show just not happen in the Solver War / Threadlore timeline?
No.342639
Anonymous
>>342638
I think so? They DO need a way for their precious humans to survive after all. Can't exactly pull that off with Cyn breathing down their neck.
No.342640
Anonymous
Replies:>>342642
>>342637
I think it's the anon who wrote about Alice's core-microwave way back but I'm not sure. Maybe there's some more that I'm missing but that's all I know.
No.342641
Anonymous
>>342638
there's no one agreed upon timeline for everything that happens, but I think the idea for any timeline where humans aren't extinct is that they managed to just barely hold the solver back long enough to survive until it got stuck up Uzi's ass
No.342642
Anonymous
Replies:>>342644
>>342640
Core microwave? What's it about?
No.342643
Anonymous
Replies:>>342645
Image:177414483433.png(1,017kB, 2000x2000)uzi doorman and oogi (murder drones) drawn by pocketsteaks - 5d0e21f6fc7931c369d8f27f18a186cb.png
>>342630
>Mleming reaches critical mass
>Bugetta spawns
>On the other side of the glass
>Cue tidal wave of retards attacking, shattering her viewing space
>Holly now at the mercy of the swarm
>(You) witness all of this go down

wat do?
No.342644
Anonymous
Replies:>>342653
>>342642
He wrote about DD cores in Alice's microwave during episode 6. Don't remember enough of the green to be able to search for it but the gist was they got let loose after ep8 and tried to find their way back to Cyn. Don't think he ever finished it though.
No.342645
Anonymous
Replies:>>342647>>342649
>>342643
>Implying Holly didn't have a containment protocol for her experiments or the lab.
>Implying the microbombs implanted in each clone don't go off simultaneously at the press of a button.
>Implying Holly hasn't activated her personal repulsor shield and automated suppression system.
No.342646
Anonymous
Replies:>>342672
Image:177414533946.png(2.62MB, 3507x1973)avre, harper, hound, intoner, and huntress (original character) drawn by mercurialmorose - 1ab630247e623bf08db795d38d63e7de.png
>>342638
Nah it just went like this

>Pre-Manor Era
>War starts(shenanigans begin here)(Lasts unknown, but at least 20 year time period)
>Show
>War ends
>Reconstruction(peaceful dronetism starts here)

Essentially "Cyn didn't get them all" before heading out to Copper-9. So you can live in a post-war society that actually has significant human presence/power instead of having them as a raggedy scavenger race living off of their own remains and the largesse of Uzi Doorman. Also so Sentinel sexo can happen rather than having them all die/job in the war.
No.342647
Anonymous
Replies:>>342650
Image:177414569070.jpg(79kB, 703x764)uzi doorman, serial designation n, and oogi (original character and 1 more) drawn by 7sinnerz - 9ad4d031e99c98c81d0759deb10f7be8.jpg
>>342645
The unknown always carries risk, Anonymous...
>Holly installed a cloning vat
>Microbombs, inhibitor chips, the works
>But she forgot how Oogis spawn
>And she forgot that they tinker...
>Now not only have dozens of "true" Oogis generated out of the ether, but they managed to "free" their brethren by using the bombs for railgun construction
>Railguns that, thanks to the Sentinel-tier materials Holly used, are powerful enough to penetrate her repulsor...
>Pic happens to Holly as they drag her into the darkness
No.342648
Anonymous
>>342638
Like literally everything it’s up to the individual interpretation of any given anon writing their story
No.342649
Anonymous
Replies:>>342651>>342655
>>342645
What would an Oogi suppression system even consist of? Dropping Kans into the room?
No.342650
Anonymous
>>342647
Nah, she tanked that.
No.342651
Anonymous
Replies:>>342652
>>342649
Kans, laser beams, energy grids and decoy Enns.
No.342652
Anonymous
Image:177414615348.png(1.91MB, 4084x2330)alpha and beta (original character) drawn by phoenixanon - aad4fefbf4555579d15eb2c92e6968ad (1).png
>>342651
>These were SUPPOSED to be deployed by her bodyguards: personalized Sentinel drones designed and programmed solely to ensure her safety
>She understands why they ran much more than how they were able to do so in the first place
No.342653
Anonymous
>>342644
oh I did read that one way back too. That was good and if I remember right, it was re-posted in a separate thread and not just in a general.

but how could you tell it was the same anon?
No.342654
Anonymous
Image:177414807757.png(461kB, 767x2365)uzi doorman, serial designation n, serial designation v, and oogi (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by brrf-anon - b78335af68a2abea10d47bad0b99daf1.png
>>342625
>N cannot scream
>If he screams, they WILL climb in his mouth
>So all he can do is stare as the army of tiny purple gremlins molest his every square inch
>Hopefully this awakens nothing in him
No.342655
Anonymous
>>342649
A hungry Jugbear
No.342656
Anonymous
Replies:>>342657
My joblin keeps telling me that my wife is being stalked by a jugbear but we all know jugbears are just myths
They're like Bigfoot!
No.342657
Anonymous
Replies:>>342671
>>342656
Anon bigfoot was discovered by china and eaten to extinction in 2677
No.342658
Anonymous
Replies:>>342661>>342663>>342695
Image:177415033923.jpg(324kB, 1857x1668)IMG_2846.jpeg
Triskelion (Uzi’s cool house)
No.342659
Anonymous
Replies:>>342674
>>342638
Might as well have not.
No.342660
Anonymous
Replies:>>342668
>Dr. Holly meets Anonymous
>the REAL Anonymous
No.342661
Anonymous
>>342658
>Uzi's house is built for fliers
>Exclusively
>Colt has to get someone to carry him to and from school every day

Kek
No.342662
Anonymous
Replies:>>342665
J's judiciously-large Jitties were filled by Tessa with Juicy Juice (Abble) for her and Cyn to drink from when they were thirsty.
No.342663
Anonymous
Replies:>>342664
Image:177415077092.jpg(122kB, 678x378)Screenshot_20260321_223756_YouTube.jpg
>>342658
>not one skull nor sticker to be seen

Her tastes have finally grown up! Praise be!
No.342664
Anonymous
Replies:>>342693
>>342663
All of her trashy stuff is on the inside
Walls of band tees and chunko pops
No.342665
Anonymous
Image:177415101116.png(454kB, 748x940)worker drone j (murder drones) drawn by pageanon - 8d15950bb3addbba6e39667bd7bc1c55.png
>>342662
>cannonical J coping mechanism
>every day she yearns for Tessas of her own
>not just to kill N via short circuit either
No.342667
Anonymous
Image:177415183888.png(73kB, 1820x1636)anon and pavo (original character) drawn by nuke - 5375945c310b7cd636e716033ae8ad22.png
>>342666
Slander! Pavo has sucked NO dicks!
>yet
No.342668
Anonymous
Image:177415197661.jpg(1.93MB, 1162x1668)anon (original character and 1 more) drawn by anonymous_artist - c56fc2b51c0b7aa92fa4bffd0a80d1e3.jpg
>>342660
Based. She'd still probably try to fuck him though.
No.342669
Anonymous
>>342468
Drones love orange juice just as much as I love it too!
No.342670
Anonymous
>>342582
He looks a little bit like Liam kek.
No.342671
Anonymous
>>342657
hey, where's bigfoot?
>suspiciously-bigfoot-shaped-throat-Switch:
>"我不知道"
No.342672
Anonymous
Replies:>>342675
>>342646
>So you can live in a post-war society that actually has significant human presence/power instead of having them as a raggedy scavenger race living off of their own remains and the largesse of Uzi Doorman.
Why would you need that so badly?
No.342673
Anonymous
Replies:>>342674
>>342638
No it did
No.342674
Anonymous
Replies:>>342676
>>342673
But >>342659
No.342675
Anonymous
Replies:>>342677
Image:177415384416.jpg(2.45MB, 2257x1629)boxo (original character and 1 more) drawn by fugueanon - ea3e1641304e180dbbe222aa4021be3a.jpg
>>342672
Most important reason: the alternative is "humans are wimpy useless larpers to their former greatness only truly valuable as sex toys that have to literally beg Uzi to keep making them food" and most Anons(forma de Human) perfer to write themselves as sexy strong and useful. Those writefags that DO write human sextoy greens just use HODR or adjacent (for maximum sexo) instead.

Second most important reason: Sentinels. There's no justification for either surviving models or the creation of new ones in any setting without a major Human government. This is, obviously, a massive problem for most Anons given that they make up about a quarter of the OCs and they can ALSO only reasonably justify domestic shenanigans with them in a postwar setting. So, in order to maintain Sentinel sexo, they MUST accept the existence of a surviving Human government of significant enough competence that it gives its Sentinels "rest periods" and, hence, is infinitely mightier and more capable than anything seen from Copper-9's Bunker.


tldr
>Humans badass! Not suck ass!
No.342676
Anonymous
Replies:>>342677
Image:177415400095.jpg(16kB, 437x257)samson (original character) drawn by buffanon - 56798d94e909b4d7ca1c33bdab6c4717.jpg
>>342674
But if it didn't, how would it have Sentinels to love? Or DDs to rehabilitate for that matter? Silly Anon!
>inb4 mutants
No, those particular tools of genocide aren't sexy: they get to die in a hole like they deserve
No.342677
Anonymous
Replies:>>342678>>342679>>342680>>342681>>342682
>>342676
>>342675
What if I don't care about sexo because I'm not a coward who shies away from on-model drones?
No.342678
Anonymous
Image:177415475999.jpg(46kB, 640x436)nori-and-yeva-are-sisters-and-so-are-uzi-and-doll-v0-8wosvxrewhjb1.jpg
>>342677
Then write WD greens and Copper-9 Anons. Goodness knows the thread needs them.
No.342679
Anonymous
Replies:>>342683
Image:177415486944.png(2.82MB, 4800x3440)hound and huntress (original character) drawn by phoenixanon - 83554356867f814e062341270299bee5.png
>>342677
>on-model drones

are sentinels not on-model themselves? they're basically just blue DDs right?
No.342680
Anonymous
>>342677
knowing what you want (sexo) and seeking it out isn't cowardice
No.342681
Anonymous
Replies:>>342684
Image:177415517674.jpg(155kB, 1025x893)anon and teli (original character) drawn by ja-sin - 6c3a042f7496742d0ef99ff1e2158874.jpg
>>342677
Dosen't solve the "Humans need gibs for basic survival" problem does it though? That means you're either writing Anon as the last of his kind or as a drone himself. Either way has problems.
No.342682
Anonymous
Image:177415553758.jpg(129kB, 792x798)serial designation v and worker drone v (murder drones) drawn by anonymous_artist - 5d7bb526ee3c4866afaca478462c313d.jpg
>>342677
Prove it! Clang this drone immediately!
No.342683
Anonymous
Image:177415567949.png(165kB, 740x877)HollyStoryReq01.png
>>342638
As other Anons have pointed out there is no unified threadlore, and any attempt to form one is complicated by the fact that different Anons have radically different notions of how the setting is prior to the show.

IMO, trying to square it all or impose some kind of order on it just results in a mess.
When I write these days, I try only to remain consistent with myself and to make my pre-show stories all plausibly wrap up before the show starts, or be at least somewhat plausible as events that happen after the show ends.
Out of all my characters Marcy is the only one actually explicitly alive on Copper 9 during the events of the show and because she's just a normal Worker Drone there's no reason she couldn't be somewhere in the background not interfering with the shows plot at all, maybe surviving and maybe not depending on what I or anyone else would care to do with her.
So far as I'm concerned in my greentext stories the show happens, either will happen or happened in the past. One of the reasons I avoid writing canon characters is because, to my particular autism, the show's story is already told and shouldn't be tampered with directly.
Personally a lot of the established versions of the setting Anons have created aren't to my taste, but I snag any good ideas that come up, and I assume the same happens in reverse. It's the nature of fandom and trying to organize or police it is simply a waste of time and energy. Snag hold of what you like out of it and ignore everything else.

>>342679
I wanted them to fit into the existing drone design well enough to be immediately recognized as another kind of Drone, more recently I've blended them more with the Sentinel raptors by giving them more digitigrade legs, a thicker more raptor like tail with those loops of cable running along it at least part way.
I don't really blame some Anons for disliking them, they've been so bastardized and flanderized that they're basically just an aesthetic and its been that way for a while.
No.342684
Anonymous
Replies:>>342685
>>342681
Or humans are in refugee fleets going in the opposite direction from Copper-9. Or are the relatively small human population of the Dog Planet.
No.342685
Anonymous
>>342684
Fair, but that's still definitely not something that comes up in a given green, nor particularly easy to write green FOR:
>be refugee
>be on refugee ship
>fly on ship as far away as possible from the entire setting and all involved, except maybe non-Sentinel drones if you're stupid enough to have them onboard

Or alternatively:
>live on dog planet
>kill everything that tries to touch dog planet
>potentially N visits(there have been I think 3 greens on this)

Neither one is particularly easy to write for. Especially since both separate themselves from basically any way to have them interact with things or characters outside of their areas. Can't have Molly learning to forgive herself and move on from DDhood through Human lovin if all the Humans are a million miles away now can you?
No.342686
Anonymous
Replies:>>342687
>>342638
I just had humans exist in refugee fleets and on planets the Solver doesn't want because they're not planet-planets, just lifeless husks.
No.342687
Anonymous
Replies:>>342689>>342690
Image:177415689559.png(208kB, 1000x544)sophie, jamie, toby, abbas, and chefanon (original character and 1 more) drawn by itanon and unknown_artist - fd169679503d9af5d875d5750c132dd9.png
>>342686
but how food if lifeless or ships?
No.342689
Anonymous
>>342687
Hydroponics, probably. Hope you like mushrooms.
No.342690
Anonymous
Replies:>>342691>>342692
>>342687
Hydroponics, it's actually very productive if you have enough energy, which any large interstellar craft would in abundance.
You can also create new soil out of sterile dust and rock, it just takes time, you have to wash it of toxic chemicals like perchlorates and radioactive isotopes, then mix it with existing compost and roughage for months or years at a time before it's really ready to support crops.
Time and energy are the two things an arkship would have lots of though, by necessity they have to be huge with a lot of power generating capacity in reserve, and fleeing a Solver occupied zone of space for species survival is a long term project, so taking time to make fresh living soil is a no-brainer.
No.342691
Anonymous
>>342690
>Humanity is literal dirt farmers

kek
No.342692
Anonymous
Replies:>>342694
Image:177415904573.png(403kB, 1231x771)avre (original character) drawn by salonanon(artist) - ae0435df3dd8c2a96770ddfb66b3e915.png
>>342690
Neat. Do the arkship have some means of gathering materials as well? I assume some variation on "rest stops" for asteroid mining and the like so they can sustain themselves. How long are they supposed to ne flying for anyways: presumably its years or decades, but how many of those? Would you have the "generation ship" problem? If so how many generations?
No.342693
Anonymous
Replies:>>342701>>342703
Image:177415917282.jpg(137kB, 621x434)Screenshot_20260322_005916_YouTube.jpg
>>342664
At least it has no railguns on it...
No.342694
Anonymous
Replies:>>342697
>>342692
Hmm, I only cryptically mentioned one in the recent Holly email greentext last weekend, I haven’t really imagined how they’d work long term.
So far as my version of the setting is concerned it’s still up in the air whether any ark ships ever launched and whether any significant human population ever survived to escape.
No.342695
Anonymous
Replies:>>342696
Image:177415972518.jpg(140kB, 1079x599)Screenshot_20260322_010738_YouTube.jpg
>>342658
You know out of curiosity, does Uzi have a "Null Sun" thing going all the time or just when its convenient? I would assume she does it at least occasionally both on account of it being the one of the "goddest" things she can do and also making N + her kids + her life infinitely more convenient.
No.342696
Anonymous
Replies:>>342700
>>342695
NTA, but I figured the sky is always overcast on Copper-9 and that provides all the shade they need from the sun.
No.342697
Anonymous
Replies:>>342804
Image:177416018429.png(1.54MB, 3000x3500)femdrone (original character) drawn by vicious_fiend - 1c58421a12545186ff8bd0252bfbfa2b.png
>>342694
I mean how "significant" would the population need to be to make them work: they've got artificial wombs right? Slap a hundred of those on a ship crewed by WDs(with maybe one human as acting captain) and you can churn out people factory style for as long as you've got genetic stock in storage! Course the resulting humans WOULD need to be raised primarily by WDs, so it's not an ideal solution, but better than extinction right?
No.342698
Anonymous
Holy Molly, that wasn’t so jolly. Now you spoiled the party.
No.342699
Anonymous
Replies:>>342702
>>342129
If you were bullied by V and J for two decades you would take any "win" you can get.
No.342700
Anonymous
Image:177416037075.jpg(254kB, 1080x607)Screenshot_20260322_011817_YouTube.jpg
>>342696
Eh. Mostly I'll grant but always
No.342701
Anonymous
Replies:>>342703
>>342693
>implying the walls aren't bristling with them in hidden gunports
No.342702
Anonymous
Image:177416058903.png(2.87MB, 1700x2200)serial designation j, serial designation v, and thad (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - a434145c1eeb8eb0cd9f96d74e64b7f6.png
>>342699
>bullied by V and J
>not a win

How?
No.342703
Anonymous
Replies:>>342705
>>342701 (me)
>>342693
*outer walls
No.342704
Anonymous
Replies:>>342706>>342712
Considering the circumstances, how much of the surviving human population would even be in the Trappist system and not nomads in arkship fleets?
No.342705
Anonymous
>>342703
>Uzi's first instinct was to build her castle like a boss arena: traps, lava moats, random turrets everywhere
>Babyproffing it was a 9 month affair

Kek
No.342706
Anonymous
Replies:>>342712
Image:177416105354.png(1.28MB, 2900x1550)serial designation j and boxon marine (original character and 1 more) drawn by dark_helmet, fugueanon, and unknown_artist - 7ac45216d811c2e0ffd329d4765f56ae.png
>>342704
Dunno: Trappist never developed Sentinels(hence why they use things like republic knights instead of cavalry drones). Might be the same way for the tech that would've made arkships possible.

Bare minimum they've probably got even less raw materials and resources than Phoenix humanity had to work with given that even at their peak they only held 9 planets/systems.
No.342707
Anonymous
Replies:>>342710>>342716
Image:177416132746.png(2.14MB, 2000x2162)Spoiler image
You might be interested or not, but pay no mind.
This was just a comm that was given to me. The Idea was certainly interesting and poked to a disgusting fear I have, lobotomies.
Certainly fascinated but icked
Good money tho
No.342708
Anonymous
Replies:>>342709
The Sentinel’s Boss-Man, as I call him.
He’s a hulking cowboy with a cybernetic arm. He’s one of Harper’s first friends, and is pretty much her biggest confidant.
No.342709
Anonymous
Replies:>>342717
Image:177416161311.png(2.21MB, 5000x7600)harper (original character) drawn by phoenixanon - 2f6737d4b2d623d9aec231862eb2381f.png
>>342708
>this is cannon
No.342710
Anonymous
Replies:>>342713>>342714
>>342707
Who's getting lobotomized?
No.342711
Anonymous
Replies:>>342715>>342718
My own random thoughts on arkships:
>They're designed to be fully redundant, everything on the ship replaceable with spare parts. If I'm being as cynical as I am I'd actually say that corporate greed would kill this idea and the survivors would die in a few generations when the NutriGen™ Bio2Foods™ break down and everyone starves or some shit.
>However, we're assuming this is where humanity gets their shit together, in which case the ships are entirely replaceable. Nearly every storage drive on the ship has a complete copy of every schematic for it, so detailed that one could build a new one from scratch if they had the materials, time, and working space station with manufacturing capabilities. More realistically, it means anything that breaks is a setback and not a tragic loss.
>This is because the expected operation time is "indefinite". The Solver can't be beaten as far as anyone knows, so the ships are designed to fire and forget, never looking back. If a habitable planet's found along the way, the thing is too large to land anyway, so they'd most likely send down the most enterprising colonists to have a go at it while the ark continues on its way.
>Since it's too big to land, it relies on smaller ships to mine asteroids and planets as it goes. Stopping the ship is an endeavor in itself, so it might have a way to tow asteroids in, so that mining crews can peel it apart and jettison the more useless bits once they're done.
>Otherwise, it's hit-and-run. The mining crews would either be penal groups (not likely since anything that can mine an asteroid could mine open the crew quarters), or hardcore bastards with death wishes. You get one hour to strip the target of anything worthwhile and get back before the ark's moved out of range and you're stranded.
>Drones are obviously part of the crew. Even if the threat of Solver fuckery is present, humanity can't live without worker drones, especially not in such a grand undertaking.
>The ship would, in a few years, start to stink. The ISS does, and they have a guy who's specifically there to sniff things going up and make sure they won't be too stanky. The arkship would not be as strongly vetted. You'll just have to get used to it. The inevitable BoBs wouldn't even notice, like how you probably don't notice your house smelling like anything unless something like cooking disrupts it.
>As for functional arkships that launched? Probably not many. If you want an idea for a story setting, I'd suggest a half-completed arkship that launched when the Solver appeared in the system. Full of engineers and drones, as the launch was so rushed that they decided to let the crew building it come along, which is a good idea when you still need to finish the thing. Livable, but a large amount of the ship is nothing but a skeleton. It'll be much harder to finish when you're also doing maintenance on the parts that are being used, but hey, better an endless ride on half a ship than staying on a soon-to-be-hell planet.
No.342712
Anonymous
Replies:>>342719
Princess Keeter author Here:

>>342704
There are less than 1 billion humans left in the entire universe. Most of them live in the Trappist system I can never remember which of the planets is the most Earthlike, but it was probably E. The manor of the Republic Knights is in orbit over a planet that wasn't quite finished terraforming when the Solver Crisis started not called the Solver War here because humanity wasn't remotely strong enough for it to be a war, though with the help of Boxon the planet is now at a "good enough" level for humans to run around without spacesuits.

>>342706
I briefly considered the idea of the knights having horse-shaped sentinels, or even "Mark II" sentinels which resemble birds of prey (to show that they are the "evolved" form of canon sentinels) but then settled on them having flashy, impractical giant robots instead.
No.342713
Anonymous
>>342710
an oc from the client, white haired chick
No.342714
Anonymous
Image:177416198048.jpg(188kB, 1800x1067)uzi doorman and serial designation v (murder drones) drawn by soxxshyl - f7a6091aa459916a261b5d7b1b136a96.jpg
>>342710
NTA but looks like a humanized V to me, which means she's been raped AND lobotomized twice!
No.342715
Anonymous
Replies:>>342721
Image:177416244290.png(2.48MB, 3479x3114)original character and 1 more drawn by antondyanov - f97b7771ed15552ed50a76556d31b85c.png
>>342711
What happens when the inevitable data corruption occurs? Everyone dies? They degenerate into the cult mechanicus?

Matter of factly how long are these going to realistically last before they fall into civil wars or power struggles(with all the potentially irreplacable damage that implies). "War never changes" and all that...
No.342716
Anonymous
>>342707
i mean, the sexo aspect is hot
but the rest, eugh
also this seems very related to a bizarre fetish i've seen in increasing numbers lately: transforming into a specific character from an established franchise, mostly cartoons
No.342717
Anonymous
>>342709
no, this is a cannon >>342602
No.342718
Anonymous
Image:177416255954.png(11kB, 792x819)uzi doorman (murder drones) drawn by overkillanon - da0d64f76a5da368c3e082ffc5c1a973.png
>>342711
>All drones onboard get to enjoy rarified human sweat pumped through every vent

Based. I can see why they're loyal.
No.342719
Anonymous
Image:177416275045.jpg(356kB, 1035x546)Screenshot_20260322_015901_Chrome.jpg
>>342712
>choosing style over narrative substance

Based and Vickerspilled: hopefully we get to see those bots in action at least once.
No.342720
Anonymous
Replies:>>342722
Uzi is cutest drone!
No.342721
Anonymous
Replies:>>342724
>>342715
>What happens when the inevitable data corruption occurs?
Tons of sanity checks on the files to manage data rot. This is The Future, so we can also assume they're using shit way better than we are. I could see there being several "emergency disks" scattered around the ship that are only meant to be popped in when data integrity starts getting bad, on some wonder-material that's about as permanent as data can be. Rare because they cost a ton to print, of course. Just because the universe is ending and mankind is at stake doesn't mean we don't have a budget.
>How long until the human factor kicks in
Immediately, of course.
I'd imagine it would take several generations before things go full cargo-cult. It takes us a while to forget that much, especially when we have things down in writing.
There's a tempering aspect given the situation, I'd say. A billion's a number you can subtract from without feeling much, but the numbers on an arkship are much lower, and everyone's on it together for the combined goal of survival onboard a ship where you're never far from the unforgiving void. Since this is fiction, I can imagine the human spirit acting as glue in such a situation and keeping disputes calm. There would be incidents, squabbles and arguments, murders now and then, but the ship would not go full 40k "the two factions in the back of the ship are killing each other again and it'll take weeks to send a mediator".
No.342722
Anonymous
Replies:>>342723>>342725
Image:177416312681.jpg(313kB, 1080x607)Screenshot_20260322_020508_YouTube.jpg
>>342720
Smallest =/= Cutest: can't beat perfection Anon
No.342723
Anonymous
Replies:>>342726>>342728
>>342722
J's design is cute, but she has an ugly soul. I'm not saying mine's any cleaner, but.
No.342724
Anonymous
Replies:>>342732
>>342721
I wasn't suggesting IMMEDIATE dissolution into murder: that seems more of a 3rd/4th generation thing. Just that it WOULD happen inevitably at some point or another and, when it did, there would absolutely be at least a few nutters willing to say "if I can't win nobody should."

As a side note... how long until Solver cults start up? Between the existence of drones (and therefore the resulting ZDs) and the archived knowledge that it WAS a godly being that DID accept at least some servants/worshippers, I can totally see it garnering a following. Especially among the drones if they're treated as disposably as in-series.
No.342725
Anonymous
Replies:>>342727
>>342722
Who's she shipping with Doll there, Lizzy or N?
No.342726
Anonymous
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>>342723
It's not her fault! Mostly! She did the same thing N did!
>inb4 the only reasonable conclusion she can make in light of everything else is that she, lersonally, was just not good enough to save Tessa and mankind
>but N, the toaster even: they would have been
>tfw she really should have died that day instead
No.342727
Anonymous
Replies:>>342736
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>>342725
Which one wears a pilot's cap and black coat?
No.342728
Anonymous
Replies:>>342729>>342734
>>342723
She tried her best and her best wasn't enough. Everything she had to live for in the world had disappeared. Every hope she had for the future shattered and stamped on. And she even lost the ability to give up.

I can fix her.
No.342729
Anonymous
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>>342728
To be fair same also applies to N: he just moved on and looked for new things to live and hope for instead of wallowing in his misery forever.

Admittedly the lobotomy may have helped on that front, but he was clearly a "bright side of life" and "try and try again" person even back at the manor.
No.342730
Anonymous
Replies:>>342731
Kissing Enn
No.342731
Anonymous
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>>342730
No.342732
Anonymous
Replies:>>342740
>>342724
Oh, it'd definitely happen, the question is how bad it'd get. I doubt you'd suffer a full catastrophe that ends the ship's tenure, but it is humanity we're dealing with.
Drones keeping the ark alive despite every human on it being dead, following their orders as best as they can. The ship has to survive, after all. What else would it do, where else would it go?

>how long until Solver cults start up?
It'd have a following, but on a ship where every passage is accounted for and people know their neighbors due to constant exposure, it'd be much harder to hide. I'd also imagine the average person would react extremely poorly if they knew you were a follower of the thing that ate the world and stuck everyone on this boat.
>disposable drones
Probably not as much as in-series, honestly. Maybe at first, but waste would be looked upon poorly and drones would be considered as important as the machines they work with.
No.342733
Anonymous
Replies:>>342737
>>342729
N was rebooted several times and a far more naturally positive person than J, mostly due to his uh... less than stellar cognition. A moment of weakness should not define a person, or drone. And also I want to fuck her.
No.342734
Anonymous
Replies:>>342735>>342736
>>342728
I'm a fan of a sympathetic J, but sadly Liam isn't.
No.342735
Anonymous
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>>342734
Eh, he gave us enough to work with. Just be glad he didn't kill her outright in the finale.
No.342736
Anonymous
Replies:>>342738
>>342734
I don't think Liam recognizes what he wrote.
>>342727
What do you think J sees in Noll?
No.342737
Anonymous
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>>342733
>less than stellar cognition

He's smart! Liam said so! Bare minimum he at least beats V... maybe J as well depending. She didn't seem all that worried about Cyn either until her whole Solverpede stunt, just frustrated with her.
No.342738
Anonymous
Replies:>>342739
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>>342736
Color match. Also
>the two biggest pains in her ass
>becoming a couple

With any luck they'll take each other far, far away from her! Bare minimum N could stand to learn quiet time.
No.342739
Anonymous
Replies:>>342741>>342742
>>342738
I'm actually curious about how Noll would could actually work, considering that Doll is a part of Empress Uzi, which mean that she's just as much N's wife as Uzi, Tessa, and Cyn.
No.342740
Anonymous
>>342732
That still leaves ZDs unaccounted for, though it does give me a funny visual...
>(you) are a worker
>fall while repairing the vents, break your face(as workers do)
>die
>wake up pointy
>guess you're Satan's herald now?
>could turn yourself in, get slingshotted into a sun
>but that would hurt bad
>more importantly: your human would be sad
>fuck
>welp, might as well mutiny then
No.342741
Anonymous
>>342739
>"Wow, Uzi, I like what you're doing with your eyes! And your voice! And your language!"
>"[Shut up and hold me. It's been so long since I had a real body...]"
>"Just wanna be held right now? No kissing or anything?"
>"[I'm not a homewrecker, dolt.]"
>"Haha, okay! Cuddles coming right up!"
No.342742
Anonymous
>>342739
>all this trouble because Uzi refuses to swallow

You ever wonder if Cyn tries to make Uzi assimilate her proper or, at the very least, shelf her in Solver-hell with the rest? Can't imagine she's fond of the boring witch sharing brainspace with her and her precious Tessa. Matter of factly has Uzi's ever considered swallowing Tessa?(since she most definitely could)
No.342804
Anonymous
>>342697
Caked up.
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