/md/ - Murder Drones

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No.346428
Murder Drones #351Anonymous
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>"Dad, how did you and Mom meet?"
>"Your grandfather offered me a million dollars if I dated your mother, and if I refused, he said he would kill my entire family."

Awesome Booru: https://dronebooru.co
Wheel of so many OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf
Wheel of changing modifiers: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf
The wiki inside the really cool Booru: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character
The actual separate Wiki: wiki.dronebooru.co
Last thread: >>345511
No.346431
Anonymous
Replies:>>346458
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Was Tessa obsessed with grave-digging and occultism femcel because James beat her, or did James beat her because Tessa was obsessed with grave-digging and occultism femcel?
No.346432
Anonymous
Replies:>>346433
I should start a content crusade.
No.346433
Anonymous
Replies:>>346436
>>346432
You're going to become a slave to mutants?
No.346434
Anonymous
Replies:>>346438
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Anons, I'm afraid to say this, but I prefer humans to machines.
No.346436
Anonymous
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>>346433
>slave to mutants?
As it should be.
No.346437
Anonymous
Replies:>>346441
>>346428
>https://dronebooru.co/posts?tags=-greentext
Recent art on the booru for future OPs. Since I've never seen greens be an OP, this for just art then. I'm down for either thing as the OP if it's regarded as good and it's from a recent thread
No.346438
Anonymous
>>346434
Sorry but that's skinjob android Y, skinnY if you will
No.346439
Anonymous
Replies:>>346440
>>346428
>Only 2 Anons ever tried and both of them gave up and vanished without saying a word. One of them even got pissed off at the other Anon for attempting to make a game causing some drama even though they also fucked off

Can you elaborate? What anons tried to create fangames, when and how did they vanish?
No.346440
Anonymous
Replies:>>346446
>>346439
What? I've never seen anything like that. I think someone on /co/ tried to make a little mod once, but it didn't work out, but I only read about it from other anons on /co/ and never saw it myself. Maybe others know better.
No.346441
Anonymous
Replies:>>346450
>>346438
skYn following Cynwalker footsteps.
>>346437
The giant drones have a greentext as an OP. I'm just tired of reused OP and especially Pervo ones. Mindless repetition is killer of creativity.
No.346443
Anonymous
Replies:>>346444
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>>346438
No, this is the highest form of life, a purebred human! Anon, go back to basics!
No.346444
Anonymous
>>346443
>T. Anon ducking a robot in disguise
No.346445
Anonymous
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Anon, are you going to church with Pavo to have the eggs blessed? Easter is coming soon, you don't want to miss the holiday, do you?
No.346446
Anonymous
Replies:>>346447
>>346440
So it was funposting. I know of the darkest dungeon mod and that that small Teli vn. I though there were more but it was just the threadshitter outright lying like usual.
No.346447
Anonymous
Replies:>>346449
>>346446
Maybe it was on /co/, but I honestly don't remember any fights happening over a mod or a game.
No.346448
Anonymous
>>346392
Good green anon. Kek. [spoiler]Also lucy?[/spoiler/]
No.346449
Anonymous
>>346447
Yeah me neither.
No.346450
Anonymous
>>346441
I don't really give a shit about what the OP should feature in particular, but stuff like the Teli VN should have been featured. If it had a lot of work put into it, it should be featured in the next OP
No.346451
Anonymous
>>346260
>>346262
>Get called Pillar.
>Get called Tomoe.
>>346442
>Now get called Oilrig. Bingo
Oh my god, I'm breaking a record. Any other threadshitters or controversial figures I miss?
>>346450
All artfags should have their arts featured in the OP from time to time for moral support.
No.346452
Anonymous
>>346450
I put Tessa because I just saw this art and that's it. I don't attach any meaning or innuendo to the OP, I'm just starting a thread so I can discuss anything, including things unrelated to the OP. Anon, you're putting too much effort into a simple thing.
No.346453
Anonymous
Replies:>>346454
>>346451
Let me try again I suppose Wweh, also I agree with the last part thats a good idea.?
No.346454
Anonymous
>>346453
Nvm you have a thing with pavo so you are tomoe.
No.346455
Anonymous
We should have namefagged for april fools. It would have been funny. Why didn’t I think of it sooner.
No.346456
Anonymous
>>343672
>Uzi kept walking, her railgun gripped tight, boots echoing through the corridors of Copper-9.
>Everything looked almost right.
>The walls, signs and the faint smell of old oil but it all felt… off.
>Like someone had copied the colony from her memory and pasted it together wrong.
>She turned a corner and froze.
>Her dad stood in the middle of the hallway.
>His visor glowing with those soft tired white optics, arms hanging limp at his sides.
>“Dad?” Uzi’s voice came out smaller than she wanted.
>She stepped closer.
>“Hey, it’s me. What the hell is going on? How did I get back here? Where’s N?”
>Khan Doorman’s head twitched once.
>Then his mouth opened and the same garbled loop spilled out.
>“Doors… doors… dooors…”
>Uzi blinked.
>“Dad. Stop. Look at me. It’s Uzi. Your daughter. The one with the railgun and attitude?”
>“Doors… doors… dooors…”
>"This isn’t funny..."
>The word stretched longer each time, glitching like a corrupted audio file.
>His body stayed perfectly still except for the tiny head jerks.
>Uzi’s shoulders slumped.
>“fine.”
>She turned away before the weird ache in her core could get worse.
>She kept moving.
>Around was the teacher, the same cranky one who used to teach them.
>He stood facing the wall.
>Banging his head against the metal.
>Thud.
>Thud.
>Thud.
>Over and over, visor cracked but still going.
>Uzi didn’t even slow down.
>“Not dealing with that today.”
>Why is everyone acting so strange?
>The thought looped in her head.
>Thad repeating the same line.
>Lizzy stuck on fashion insults.
>This wasn’t home.
>This was a mockery.
>She already knew it in her but...
>From the crash, V going full puppet.
>This whole place was a lie wrapped in nostalgia.
>A split-second blur shot past the end of the hall.
>One random drone sprinted by at full speed.
>His helmet literally on fire.
>He vanished around the corner without a sound.
>Uzi stared after him for half a second.
>“Okay? That happened.”
>Then she heard it.
>N’s voice, raw and terrified, screaming from deeper in the colony.
>Her core spiked.
>Railgun whirred to life on pure instinct.
>“Nobody makes my boyfriend scream but me!”
>She snarled, already running toward the sound.
>She rounded the corner at full speed and tried to yank her wings open for a boost but nothing.
>No snap, no Solver kicking in.
>Just empty air where her wings should have been if she were… well, not herself.
>“Guess I’ll walk...aaagh!”
>She broke into a frustrated sprint instead, railgun raised and purple glow flaring across her visor as N’s scream echoed again.
>This fake Copper-9 wasn’t going to keep her from him.
>Not today.
13/?
No.346457
Anonymous
Replies:>>346459
Image:177513204828.png(244kB, 1000x1300)Blondi shows Akita the wonders of slavery.png
>Blondi discovers about Akita stand about those with flesh
>A golden opportunity awaits
>Blondi seized it and shows Akita the wonderful world about slavery
No.346458
Anonymous
Replies:>>346903
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>>346431
>implying James was upset with her rituals and not her robots

Assuming the Victorian culture of the 3000s is anything like the original Tessa's occultism would be the most socially acceptible hobby she has by far: the real Victorians did seances and ritual circle stuff all over the place even and especially among high-society. I can even see them deliberately encoraging her at it for its own sake and not just to temper her affection for the lower appliances.
No.346459
Anonymous
>>346457
Blondi, you stupid bitch, don't you dare mess with Akita's brain!
No.346461
Anonymous
Emily getting smooches from a feral N!
No.346462
Anonymous
>>346461
>Noooo! You're not the human from my dreams! Stop! I must stay pure for my human master!
No.346463
Anonymous
No.346464
Anonymous
Replies:>>346485
>>346451
You already admitted you were pretending to be retarded for April Fool's. Fuck off.
No.346465
Anonymous
Easter Oogi
Easter Teli
Easter Lucy
Easter Bunny
No.346466
Anonymous
Image:177514350555.jpg(65kB, 757x964)dronelle.JPG
what the fuck
No.346467
Anonymous
>>346466
Kiss the doen.
No.346469
Anonymous
Replies:>>346471
>>346466
Is it true? Is it finally autism?
No.346470
Anonymous
Replies:>>346472
Guys I'm starting to think my wife is a drone
No.346471
Anonymous
>>346469
What? Autism in the thread about cartoon robots from an 8-episode miniseries where the thread has a deeper and more nuanced lore than the canon itself and consists mostly of OCs that are easy to create?

Naaaaah.
No.346472
Anonymous
>>346470
Oh, when you find out who your child really is...
No.346473
Anonymous
Replies:>>346476
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>>346471
Dang.
I better say something funny then.
.....
Penis.
No.346474
Anonymous
Replies:>>346475
>>346471
the show really was massive OC bait wasn't it
and we all fell for it. this explains a lot
No.346475
Anonymous
Replies:>>346478
>>346474
All of Liam's work is, OC haters are the ultimate tourists to the entire body of Vickers shows and stories.
No.346476
Anonymous
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>>346473
No.346477
Anonymous
Special fella
No.346478
Anonymous
Replies:>>346479
>>346475
Not all OCs are created equal, gooner.
No.346479
Anonymous
Replies:>>346484
>>346478
Very true, but there's a difference between judging the quality of OCs on a case to case basis and just shitting on the concept of OCs. The kinds of Anons who just hate OC creation misunderstand the basic appeal of Liam's show, animations, and stories.
As tourists they are invaders and have no place in threads, they belong in places like Twitter, r*ddit, and other shitholes.
It is of course the obligation of any conscientious Anon to mock, belittle and make unwelcome such posters as often as possible.
No.346480
Anonymous
Replies:>>346481
is Molly's special appearance as a rodeo clown still lost media?
No.346481
Anonymous
Replies:>>346482
>>346480
No but her special disappearance as a C-list celebrity is hardly surprising.
No.346482
Anonymous
Replies:>>346483
>>346481
don't you have a molli stream to go masturbate to?
No.346483
Anonymous
>>346482
No, I have an SD-G stream to masturbate to.
No.346484
Anonymous
>>346479
>The kinds of Anons who just hate OC creation
No such thing, gooner.
No.346485
Anonymous
>>346454
>>346464
Cope harder.
No.346486
Anonymous
Replies:>>346487
You have not left Akita alone. You have turned her into Shadow Akita. The suffering is your deed. You must see what you will make her do.
No.346487
Anonymous
>>346486
I don't care about Akita or Kingdom Hearts.
No.346488
Anonymous
Jame's Human Sperm
>small and cute but vulnerable, most die or get lost on their way to the egg
>750MB is jumbled genetic code, mostly junk
>takes half an hour or more to get to their destination- if they do
>singularly focused on their goal, not very fun
>5% survival rate over 5 days
>only one tail flagellum for propulsion
N's Solver Sperm
>1000x the mass of human sperm
>terabytes of N's precious genetic data and forbidden eldritch knowledge
>swims to their destination in seconds with their billions of friends
>happy haploids, like to play with each other and other spermatozoa but accidentally hurt those so much smaller than them
>100% survival rate, 100% impregnation rate
>three tail flagellum tentacles with triangular ends, look like the solver symbol when viewed from a certain angle
>will tenderly wrap their tentacles around an egg as they join to make a diploid cell
>the other gametes will cheer their friend and patiently wait for the next egg to arrive, ensuring continuous pregnancy
Louisa
>a human factory for birthing more Ns
>how did you think new copies were made?
>you will not be discarded
>pregnant forever
No.346489
Anonymous
Image:177515259007.jpg(68kB, 783x610)ScarEd.jpg
>>346488
No.346490
Anonymous
Replies:>>346491
N was gaped and raped by the Detroit City Sentinel Squad in 3072
No.346491
Anonymous
>>346490
N WAS RAPED IN THE SUMMER OF 1992
No.346492
Anonymous
Replies:>>346524
>>346488
Confirmed: N cums one big sperm that's like a tadpole.
No.346493
Anonymous
Hot take: you only like Akita for sexo reasons. That's why she still gets talked about.
No.346494
Anonymous
>>346493
All oc's are talk about in either sexo or gay. We should investigate those are interesting but aren't talked about enough.
No.346495
Anonymous
>>346493
No, I mostly just want to hug her and convince her that being made of meat is fine.
No.346496
Anonymous
Replies:>>346499
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>>346493
A good portion of OC discussion is waifu/husbandofagging, yes.
The other portion is shit memes, crossovertism and action figure bashing.

Really makes you think on what we're doing with our lives.
No.346497
Anonymous
Replies:>>346508
A random Sentinel Drone on the streets flashed me and now I feel revolutionary. VIVA!!!!
No.346498
Anonymous
>>346493
That, and there is still a dedicated contentfag making things with her.
No.346499
Anonymous
Replies:>>346509
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>>346496
As an addendum: I wish to smash SD-E's robowomb.
No.346500
Anonymous
The new threadshitter is assravaged that no one wants to talk about his lame OC. How much do you wanna bet that it's Strawnigger?
No.346501
Anonymous
Replies:>>346503
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>>346500
>spoiler
Nice try with the false flag but he's not that autistic.
No.346502
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:177515400270.mp4(3.49MB / 0:00:23 / h264+aac, 480x480)Going to bulgaria.mp4
>>346500
No.346503
Anonymous
>>346501
>he's not that autistic
He got caught using AI to write fics two or three threads ago and he's been whining about the lack of attention in that same time.
No.346504
Anonymous
Image:177515421083.png(687kB, 2000x1203)Illustration.png
I suppose I could share this edgy guy.
SD-(K)aden (C)onrad.
I just keep this lad on private, but I don't have much planned than he's the ironic definition of
The lonely alpha sigma wolf #memes #sigma #goofy #zaza #funny #sigmamindset #funnymemes #dankmemesyoutube thumb
No.346505
Anonymous
Replies:>>346516
>>346503
Writefaggotry is not his forte. He needs to stick to drawfaggotry.
No.346506
Anonymous
>>346500
>>346503
Shut the fuck up Tomoe.
No.346507
Anonymous
>>346488
Kino, its fucking kino!
No.346508
Anonymous
>>346497
Blink your eyes, damn it, God gave you an eyelid for this.
No.346509
Anonymous
>>346499
Who wouldn't want that?
No.346510
Anonymous
>>346500
>Baby's first false flag
No.346511
Anonymous
>>346504
You do understand that now I want to rape him?
No.346512
Anonymous
Replies:>>346513
>>346504
>Konrad Curze
So the night lords got to you after all. Cool edgy boi
No.346513
Anonymous
Replies:>>346517
>>346512
I still dislike the night lords
Lovely armor and paintjob but man, they're edgelord tryhard for me, eugh
No.346514
Anonymous
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I need to recommend this place to my grandfather, the fishing here is definitely better than in our neighboring pond.
No.346515
Anonymous
>Bait getting more (You)s than new content
I now understand why ITanon and Amyanon stopped posting their new art here
No.346516
Anonymous
Video:177515490998.mp4(3.06MB / 0:00:21 / h264, 1080x2400)Screen_Recording_20260402_192955_Drive.mp4
>>346500
>spoiler
I'm busy by making myself suffer with coding like i discuss with someone last thread.
>>346503
>Said I'm the thread shitter.
>Continue to thread shit.
>>346505
Objectively wrong my writing is more positively received than my writing but why not both?
No.346517
Anonymous
Replies:>>346520
>>346513
Wait until you see their players, at least in 40k the 3D printed fetuses on armor/vehicles are customary at this point
No.346518
Anonymous
>>346488
spermscaling is a new level of homosexuality
No.346519
Anonymous
Replies:>>346522
>>346515
Itanon is still with us, but it fucking upsets me to no end that the amazing green:>>343499 has received so little attention. Seriously, it's literally one of the best greens I've ever read, what the fuck?

Okay, let's stop the bullshit and start funposting. I have to write some greens.
No.346520
Anonymous
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>>346517
I-
Uh... is that even allowed. If it was on dioramas, that's fine. The more wicked, the better. But for wargaming minis. My ass would not be comfortable at all to play a match.
One thing is guts and blood on khornates or nurgle stank men, but fetus? Too much
No.346521
Anonymous
>>346520
Well, they are worshipers of chaos, sacrificing babies is quite in the spirit of Satanists?
No.346522
Anonymous
Replies:>>346527
>>346519
He never left but he did stop posting most of his drone related art here in favor of posting it to his social media. Same with Amyanon.
No.346523
Anonymous
>>346504
very edgy indeed
No.346524
Anonymous
Replies:>>346525
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>>346492
No.346525
Anonymous
>>346524
Fucking kek.
No.346526
Anonymous
Replies:>>346532
>>346454
Where has it ever suggested that Tomoe in any way hates Pavo
No.346527
Anonymous
>>346522
Well, I guess that's normal. I also spend most of my time doing other things now, like trying to learn how to draw. Many anons have gone elsewhere: after all, we haven't received any new drone content by Glitch for over two years(and what we do get isn't new, and it would be better if it didn't exist).
No.346528
Anonymous
Replies:>>346536
Holly sweating and breathing heavily as she watches N's solver sperm beneath a microscope.
No.346529
Anonymous
>>346520
>nurgle stank men
Another fun story for you! There was this one autist who played nurgle CSM and lost and the damned and he mixed his own feces with his paint. The story is from /tg/ and I'm 90% sure it's true, the guy posting said the store was quarantined after they found out and I recall seeing a news article somewhere about a Games Workshop store being "Temporarily shut down due to unhygienic actors"
No.346530
Anonymous
>>346529
I love warhammer fans.
No.346532
Anonymous
>>346526
It's not relevant what he actually likes or dislikes, his only real concrete personality trait was trying to egg others into drama for his own amusement.
Pavo, like or hate him, can reliably generate drama between Anons so it's kinda easy to just blame Tomoe or compare the pointless looping thread shitting arguments to Tomoe behavior.
Because everyone is an Anon, it's kinda inevitable that the few nicknamed thread personalities will be used as points of comparison whether or not an individual poster is actually them or not.
No.346533
Anonymous
>>346531
N, go fuck yourself, I will not fuck your faggot ass.
No.346534
Anonymous
Replies:>>346538
Image:177515701970.jpg(65kB, 1024x918)1712599216768919m.jpg
>>346529
Oh yeah, I'm aware of /tg/ related shenanigans. Used to lurk both /wip/, /wrpg/, /3DPG/ and other homebrew threads.

But stopped after getting the hard drone tism'
No.346535
Anonymous
Image:177515705878.jpg(185kB, 989x1280)0b2adfb0b4092b375e0836ba2af353c7.jpg
>Be you, Anon.
>Living in the age of technological prosperity.
>Your life has become easier and boring.
>You rely on your drone a bit too much.
>You want to shake off this existential dread.
>You think of going on a walk.
>But drones can either hold you up or fly you to your destination.
>You didn't mind the drone invasion and being ruled by your benevolent overlords.
>But there's something you can do on your own, right?
>That's when an idea stroke.
>Either swimming but the temperature is a bit cold.
>So fishing, yeah drones in your area aren't waterproof.
>So you go fishing.
>Hours passes and still nothing.
>Then an old drone passes besides you.
>"What are you doing young man? The fishes in this lake already has been caught by the new fishing drones model."
>"Goddammit. Drones has beaten me again. Is there not much i can do anymore?"
>"Although, the fishes this day were attracted to old audio recordings of whining and bitching. Try that"
>You give it a try and said the most outlandish cry of all time.
>"April fools, This recording will make me a fortune."
>"Bitch, April fools was yesterday."
>You return home even more sad and defeated.
>"Anon, I noticed you've been down lately. How about you be the boss for today?"
>"No, it's fine. You can take care of me even more."
>"Sure, I want to watch this new viral video seems you're on it."
>"CLANKER, DON'T YOU DARE OPEN IT."
No.346536
Anonymous
>>346528
>Holly does exactly as one would expect and subsequently dies in childbirth
>This is how she gets dronified
No.346537
Anonymous
Image:177515730711.jpg(125kB, 850x1105)sample-b3c9bca24f07977ce9fa27a2cfd2a230.jpg
>Anon!
>Let me in Anon!
>I'm a clown, don't you believe in clowns?
No.346538
Anonymous
Replies:>>346541
Image:177515745253.gif(56kB, 200x113)176385165671.gif
>>346534
Hah... same...I stopped because people stopped discussing warhammer, it's all bait, screeching and arguing, those people don't want to talk about the hobby, they want to be miserable. There isn't any creativity left... Fourk/ and the 4th edition battle bible project were the lasts gasps of old tg... now it's all AI generated bait and REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE how dare you have fun! Grog and hhg still has some cool stuff though. And I also got the hard drone tism plus I spend that time actually working on my models, which puts me in a pickle because I have to pic between working on the next part of chuuni Uzi and putting a dent in my backlog of incredible size (That I just added a Wyvern and Hellhound to, Y demanded it)
No.346539
Anonymous
>>346537
No, I don't. Fuck off.
No.346540
Anonymous
Replies:>>346542
>>346532
Not to mention that Tomoe was caught, admitted to and then refused to apologize for pretending to be someone else in an effort to cause more drama with Pillar in the drawpiles. The worst part is that there's no telling how many times he's done this to other anons in the past and gotten away with it, or whether he's still lurking these threads and doing it in the present.
No.346541
Anonymous
Replies:>>346544
Image:177515751804.jpg(95kB, 720x719)J Funni Scream.jpg
>>346538
>painting
>backlog
AHHHHHHHHH
YOU'VE JUST REMINDED ME OF MY OWN
No.346542
Anonymous
Replies:>>346543
>>346532
>>346540
It shouldn’t have to be that one guy can destroy the fabric of trust in the threads forever. We dont have to live like this
No.346543
Anonymous
>>346542
Considering that one guy was an admin of the booru I can hardly blame others for having trust issues. In any case all we can do is ignore bait and reward good content & discussion with positive attention.
No.346544
Anonymous
Image:177515804402.jpg(66kB, 850x531)sample-3501a809d424dec9a116b8820e9215d9.jpg
>>346541
Don't worry it's smaller than mine
100 Marines/ 4 Dreadnoughts 1 Predator/ 100 CSM 4 Dreadnoughts, 2 Rhinos, Defiler, Venomcrawler, Nurgle demonengine, Some 60 demons to all gods, 3 carnifexes, 1 Tyranofex, 1 Exocarine, 9 raveners, 3 Warriors. 20 gargoyles, 120 Imperial guardsmen, 50 storm tropers, 3 leman russes, 12 Ogryn proxeis, 2 command squads, 3 commisars, Hellhound. Wyvern, Lady Inqusitor Yvonne and her retinue of 6. One whole necron army that I'm not going to count, and a few admech units I need to finish up. some modles only need shading and basing some are freshly primed (as in yesterday) like all the imperial guard stuff I have a crippling crack cocaine addiction... oh and there is all the terrain I 3D printed when I got a FDM printer.... I'm going to print more resin models and buy more models the first chance I get
No.346545
Anonymous
>>346544
Oh and I forgot a Chaos Land raider and I meant PLASTIC crack cocaine, and resin... and I have a few led models knocking about
No.346546
Anonymous
Image:177515824459.jpg(36kB, 1024x576)1726182288062024m.jpg
>>346544
THAT'S THE PROBLEM
IT'S NOT SMALLER
I'VE BEEN PROCRASTINATING FOR FIVE YEARS ON THIS SHIT AND I'VE ONLY GOTTEN 20% OF IT DONE AAAAHHHH
So anyway I'm gonna go work on my Skorpekhs.
No.346547
Anonymous
Replies:>>346550
Image:177515833434.jpg(22kB, 736x774)1740880168350480.jpg
>>346546
I meant to say
>That's the problem: It *is* smaller.
Fuck me I'm retarded.
No.346548
Anonymous
Image:177515836707.gif(91kB, 220x220)176055318930.gif
>>346546
>IT'S NOT SMALLER
BROTHER! We are both going to die under a mountain of unpainted minis
No.346549
Anonymous
Screw you guys, I am gonna go play Minecraft.
No.346550
Anonymous
Replies:>>346553
Image:177515854225.png(38kB, 1129x1457)175315214191.png
>>346547
Ah... well don't worry you're going to get through those minis, try to lock yourself at home for a week straight and do nothing but paint minis, that's how I got the 100+ marines in a state where I only need to shade and base them, also make sure you use simple paint jobs, you want an army not a golden demon
No.346551
Anonymous
Image:177515857381.gif(28kB, 112x112)dronepat.gif
>>346549
Install a mod that will let you give headpats to drones
No.346552
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:177515880320.mp4(122kB / 0:00:04 / h264+aac, 1280x720)video0-3.mp4
>>346549
>What?
No.346553
Anonymous
>>346550
I'm trying but fuck if I need to chain myself to the desk to do it.
No.346554
Anonymous
Image:177515892181.jpg(381kB, 2200x2300)1768045411252.jpg
>>346537
Let me warn you right now, my wife is a sentinel drone, so you need to get her permission first, and you won't get it because she's very possessive.
No.346555
Anonymous
Replies:>>346608
>>346544
I'm thinking of buying a Valhallan Ice Warriors set at my local Amazon equivalent when I sign with the army... how long until I reach that level of autism?
No.346556
Anonymous
Image:177515963160.jpg(102kB, 528x1019)Screenshot_20260402_205312_ibisPaint X.jpg
All drones are now fat.
No.346557
Anonymous
Replies:>>346561
Would drones be cuter if they didn't have mouths?
No.346558
Anonymous
>>346556
>Dubs berry
No.346559
Anonymous
>>346556
Cici ain't gonna be happy about this...
No.346560
Anonymous
Replies:>>346562
Terrible artfag but what should i draw?
No.346561
Anonymous
>>346557
But then they wouldn't have dark gray silicone rubber tongues.
No.346562
Anonymous
Replies:>>346565
>>346560
Draw your favorite drone
No.346563
Anonymous
S would puke oil onto your carpet now and then. You are NOT washing that shit out.
No.346564
Anonymous
>>346504
kek, that's a pretty sick sparkledog
No.346565
Anonymous
Image:177516291637.jpg(30kB, 693x539)KEEEETA.jpg
>>346562
Ok.
No.346566
Anonymous
Replies:>>346567
>>346565
Poor Anon
He's buying into the dumb mutant's delusions.
No.346567
Anonymous
Replies:>>346568
Image:177516323383.png(282kB, 1395x1683)akita doorman (original character) drawn by lilblucat - 651abe760069598ab85242076433feda.png
>>346566
She's practically there already! Just give her some time! And corpses!
No.346568
Anonymous
Replies:>>346571
>>346567
No amount of cosplay can change the simple fact that Akita is a MUTANT.
No.346569
Anonymous
>>346535
Struck not stroke.
No.346570
Anonymous
Image:177516336683.png(542kB, 711x854)akita doorman (original character) drawn by blenderanon - 28beb49a636e532d75f9a407501df208.png
>>346565
>single shittiest cable management known to dronekind

No wonder she's not compatible with peripherals like her classmates, it's a wonder she's able to function at all with her wires/oil lines this fucked.
No.346571
Anonymous
Replies:>>346578
Image:177516376565.jpg(132kB, 1193x1600)uzi doorman, cyn, and absolute solver (murder drones) drawn by soxxshyl - 0bc90a240b127e5749edcc72ec068e23 (1).jpg
>>346568
MOM's got flesh but SHE's a drone. GRANDMA's got flesh but she's also still a robot. Why not Akita? She's not even (that much) worse!
No.346572
Anonymous
Replies:>>346578
Image:177516381232.png(6kB, 437x269)akita doorman and asenath (original character) drawn by literal_insect - 144d4de4b31f4bb677ed9d26fa716870.png
>>346565
No.346573
Anonymous
Replies:>>346577
Image:177516383967.jpg(118kB, 699x1292)Wild bunny.jpg
Anon, drop whatever you’re doing. There’s a drone that desperately needs cuddles.
No.346574
Anonymous
Image:177516390674.jpg(158kB, 1448x2048)51a7344eb0d0d69caa6283ae68e33cf9.jpeg
Is there anyone N hasn't gotten pregnant?
No.346575
Anonymous
>>346535
>Anon lives in drone heaven
>still finds ways to bitch

kek, but sadly true
No.346576
Anonymous
Image:177516398414.png(7kB, 354x537)preguzi.png
>>346574
No.346577
Anonymous
No.346578
Anonymous
Replies:>>346582
>>346571
Because at their core (no pun intended) they are MACHINES. The flesh stuff isn't even native to their design!
>>346572
>Someone says her name wrong.
>Asenath explodes.
No.346579
Anonymous
Replies:>>346581
Image:177516402743.png(392kB, 1003x1162)Spoiler image
>>346574
I can think of one...
No.346580
Anonymous
Replies:>>346583
>"Everything will be good, buddy, everything will definitely be good! Stay positive!"
>"N, I have HIV."
No.346581
Anonymous
Replies:>>346590
>>346579
selfNcest
not to be confused with Elfcest
No.346582
Anonymous
Replies:>>346584
Image:177516419947.png(3.32MB, 2665x1469)Screenshot 2026-04-02 160929.png
>>346578
>machines at their core

sure and I'm the king of Australia
No.346583
Anonymous
>>346580
Shouldn't have had sex with a fleshie, you had a drone right there to clang but you decided to stick it into a mystery meat hole anyway
No.346584
Anonymous
Replies:>>346589
>>346582
>solver host
You're also King of the Retards too!
No.346585
Anonymous
Replies:>>346587
>>346583
Anon decided to die with honor as a man, not as a tinfucker.
No.346586
Anonymous
Replies:>>346588
Image:177516471589.png(124kB, 980x643)akita doorman (original character) drawn by lilblucat - e46a315e13334729c68aa9d19664c113.png
>>346583
>Yet another reason for Akita to hate herself
>How's she supposed to raise their litter by herself? Especially since they're half human!
No.346587
Anonymous
Image:177516475688.jpg(1,022kB, 2445x3216)HOLYCUTE.jpg
>>346585
The most common way to get HIV is to fuck a cheap whore or be a raging faggot, Not much honor in that, being in a long term relationship with a drone on the other hand...
No.346588
Anonymous
>>346586
She could ask her mom to resurrect Anon as a flesh metal abomination
No.346589
Anonymous
Replies:>>346592
Image:177516483170.jpg(101kB, 1024x924)uzi doorman and nori doorman (murder drones) - deb188b19ef30273e0d5e1727a6f7468.jpg
>>346584
Are Nori and Uzi not drones still? Yes or no question.
No.346590
Anonymous
Replies:>>346599
Image:177516519126.png(17kB, 400x400)femdrone and worker drone n (original character and 1 more) drawn by grimahlnik - 2a5875a565c396becc3e1a758903af7b (1).png
>>346581
>N and FemN meet, marry, reproduce
>First child is a white eyed worker with a personality identical to his parents
>And the second
>And the third...
>Turns out the combination of two identical codebases results in something much closer to cloning than typical reproduction: every pill produced from their couplings resulting in a new "manor N" instance either male or female, who reconstruct into dissemblers upon sufficient stress(like Uzi did)
>Copper-9 is therefore assaulted by an endless stream of helpful friendbots
>Helpful, overwhelmingly sexy friendbots who "love doing anything."
>Ones that still turn into drone-eating abominations when stressed...
>Thus did "succubi" join the planet's list of threats
No.346591
Anonymous
Image:177516538486.png(45kB, 250x264)beretta (original character) drawn by mercurialmorose - d52ded9798e76ffd986fcff829c6a0bd.png
>>346466
Uzi is a doublenigger and I will [proceed] to rape the Beretta out of spite
No.346592
Anonymous
Replies:>>346601
>>346589
They are FREN
No.346593
Anonymous
Replies:>>346594
>The Manor crew is lost in the sewers after defeating Cyn.
>They are terrified, scared and angry.
>Tensions are rising, the group is at risk of breaking.
>”I know what will bring us together.” Says Tessa.
No.346594
Anonymous
>>346593
How's this gonna work when three of the four just have tuna can asses?
No.346595
Anonymous
Replies:>>346597
Image:177516619865.jpg(93kB, 689x1361)Nori doodle.jpg
Do you think Nori miss bragging about her gorgeous milf body and bottom plate?
No.346596
Anonymous
Replies:>>346598
Alice is the lewdest worker drone
Prove me wrong
No.346597
Anonymous
Replies:>>346781
>>346595
Probably.
Also, do you have an artist name yet?
No.346598
Anonymous
Image:177516732799.jpg(333kB, 1079x601)Screenshot_20260401_002706_YouTube.jpg
>>346596
>Exhibit A
No.346599
Anonymous
Replies:>>346629
>>346590
>Universal Date [REDACTED]
>Relayed - [REDACTED]
>To: [REDACTED]
>From: [REDACTED]
>RE: [REDACTED]

>Mrs. President, I must inform you that satellite data indicates the machine lifeform population on [REDACTED] is growing at an unprecedented rate.
>The growth is occurring exponentially at a rate of [REDACTED] every nine months, and according to our calculations, it will exceed a critical point in [REDACTED], which will inevitably lead to an attempt by [REDACTED] to escape the quarantine zone.
>I need not explain the consequences of [REDACTED] spreading into Union space, and therefore I request that you activate the [REDACTED] protocol and place the 3rd, 5th, 46th, and [REDACTED] fleets under my command for the initial destruction of the planet.
>If we are lucky, that will be the end of all, but if not, then activate [REDACTED], for our souls will be lost anyway.

>Sincerely, [REDACTED].
No.346600
Anonymous
Image:177516750253.jpg(2.61MB, 5400x3000)3Morons.jpg
>>346397
Yes, O and L tend to always die earlier every iteration. They've been duplicated a number of times and O always tends to succumb to paranoia and rebel against "The Company". Most often L executes him for disloyalty because she's zealously into the LARP similar to J.
O is the teams stabilizing influence though and usually soon after killing him L will either get increasingly reckless often dying of sun exposure or she'll pick a fight with K and get zeroed that way.
Slightly improved version of the base sketch from this morning before work.

Earlier copy of this post deleted for using the wrong version.
No.346601
Anonymous
Image:177516751822.jpg(1.07MB, 2000x1500)alice, nori doorman, and yeva (murder drones) - 8c1b0792b8db0fcf9dcd668089c3ebbf.jpg
>>346592
>befriending Nori

Would not advise. Her pals have a bad tendency towards inevitable death.
No.346602
Anonymous
>>346601
She is a real anime hero.
No.346603
Anonymous
Image:177516763449.jpg(171kB, 1378x1632)53c9569f9b09c963b2ec5752d8fe4b8d.jpg
We got a lot of good greens last thread. Keep it up anons
No.346604
Anonymous
No.346605
Anonymous
Replies:>>346606
>>346556
Fut nigger.
No.346606
Anonymous
>>346605 (me)
Okay, it's really inconvenient to type from a phone.
No.346607
Anonymous
Replies:>>346625
>>346600
How does K die then? Or does she just go it alone for a while before eventually succumbing to isolation and/or trying to join another squad?
No.346608
Anonymous
>>346555
Warhammer autism tends to increase in isolation. The more people you have to play with and the more you play, the less armies and models you own. Of course over time models build up over time that is a given but the increase rate and intensity of the autism by that. So ask yourself this question? Do you see yourself as a player that plays one army ( you'll soon get 1-2 more) and goes to tournaments or someone who goes all in on the lore painting and kitbashing in isolation? Sooner or later you'll start buying kits for bits, memorizing all the kits with spare bits and how to best use them for kitbashes. Or even worse buying models that you don't like just because they are good on the tabletop rn.
No.346609
Anonymous
Image:177516831138.jpg(83kB, 846x449)Anon stinky.jpg
No.346610
Anonymous
Replies:>>346617
>>346609
>Nori desperately trying to remain faithful in the face of Anon's mansmell
>Why must robo-god test her so?
No.346611
Anonymous
Replies:>>346613
I miss thread shitters.
No.346612
Anonymous
>>346601
Alice wasn't her pal, Alice was a nerd Nori would use that cool thing she can do to bully.
No.346613
Anonymous
>>346611
I miss 2007.
No.346614
Anonymous
Image:177516931410.png(555kB, 2067x2584)172850942111.png
>finally, we've accumulated enough biomass to manufacture a human for every drone
>the human
No.346615
Anonymous
Replies:>>346618
>>346614
>the workers accept it, knowing they won't get any better
>the DDs rebel, battling each other and the workers for their huminis till they can gather enough to match a REAL human
>the Solver witches [SCALE]
>and the Sentinels?
>they've already got humans, why would they want another one?
No.346616
Anonymous
No.346617
Anonymous
No.346618
Anonymous
>>346614
>>346615
Kek, oh brave new world.
No.346619
Anonymous
Replies:>>346621
Image:177517075257.png(5kB, 400x400)1768045412205.png
>>346614
>TFW you're a tiny, and your drone wife is a masochist.
>TFW the giant robot the size of a mountain wears a maid outfit and tries to serve you.
>TFW you actually have to humiliate her somehow.
>TFW she holds you in the palms of her hands.
>"Master, have I been a good drone today?"
No.346620
Anonymous
Image:177517109232.png(351kB, 1003x956)588.png
>>346515
I don't post here because
1. 90% of the stuff I draw these days is irrelevant to drones because I have severe corru autism at the moment.
2.These threads are insufferable these days
3. Liam vickers hasn't released something new for me to excited about
4. Murder drones is over and has no new content.
Primarily I don't post because of reason number 1 and when I do make something relevant reason number 2 is to blame. I did not stop posting here because of bait or lack of replies. I do not get replies very often on my socials. I don't do it for validation I draw because I like to draw.
No.346621
Anonymous
Image:177517133129.jpg(1.28MB, 2281x1668)warhammer 40k drawn by fugueanon - 43366efc2bfb461a59e6fa8792ba98cb.jpg
>>346619
>Anon strapping himself into his scrapped together Pimpatron so his wife can actually feel his backhand
>He would demean her verbally but he went too far last time and made her cry
>Apparently "fatass faggot" is a sore spot
No.346622
Anonymous
>>346620
Welcome to the slowly dying fandom, but no problem, when Liam stops being so much autistic and creates a new show, the old team will get back together. But, yeah, we'll have to wait who knows how long.
No.346623
Anonymous
Replies:>>346624
>>346620
>These threads are insufferable these days
Glad one of our respected drawfags is brave enough to speak the truth.
No.346624
Anonymous
Replies:>>346626
>>346623
Does his ass taste that good? Anon I know you are a homosexual but I didn’t think you’d be such a degenerate.
No.346625
Anonymous
>>346607
She would either let herself starve or, if she learned her true nature this loop around she would tend to start hunting other DDs until destroyed.
No.346626
Anonymous
>>346624(me)
Also yeah, too much worthless drama spam. I think we should just ignore thread shitters.
No.346627
Anonymous
Image:177517202647.png(92kB, 473x440)1768045411234.png
Don't be angry, friends, it's better to go up to the person and ask to pet you. You'll feel better.
No.346628
Anonymous
Replies:>>346736
>>346620
>2.These threads are insufferable these days
What would you say is the primary vector for this insufferability?
No.346629
Anonymous
Replies:>>346630
>>346599
Kek. They really would be the second most dangerous bioweapon one could deploy against the Union wouldn't they?
>inb4 the most dangerous is man
>specifically man with a poisoned penis
>wily terrorists can and have killed thousands with this tactic
No.346630
Anonymous
>>346629
There is no limit to the cunning of the enemies of mankind.
No.346631
Anonymous
Juggalo Molli
No.346632
Anonymous
Image:177517286150.png(351kB, 676x1114)1768045411796.png
Drones are not our friends, idiots, they are our slaves.
No.346633
Anonymous
>>346632
Well, it's possible.
No.346634
Anonymous
>>346632
They are friend-shaped sexslaves.
No.346635
Anonymous
>>346632
then why friend shaped and coded?
No.346636
V
Replies:>>346640
I heard you have cummie aches...
No.346637
Anonymous
Image:177517387262.png(3.47MB, 967x1313)Page 759.png
Mean bossy reconnaissance lady
She has a soft spot (somewhere)
No.346638
Anonymous
Replies:>>346773
>>346637
Like her a lot.
Also, good to know you're still around Pageanon.
No.346639
Anonymous
Replies:>>346641
>>346637
Her soft spot is her butt, no doubt.
No.346640
Anonymous
>>346636
NO V-DONO, YAMATE!
No.346641
Anonymous
Replies:>>346643
>>346639
Nuh uh it's her tummy
No.346642
Anonymous
Image:177517506457.jpg(486kB, 1957x1080)Spoiler image
>>346632
Built for BHC
Big Hardware Corruption
No.346643
Anonymous
Replies:>>346645
>>346641
That's only after she's eaten but before it adds directly to her hips.
No.346644
Anonymous
Replies:>>346647
What the fuck were they thinking with that reveal that Anon is Beretta's brother?
No.346645
Anonymous
Image:177517623441.jpg(205kB, 939x931)val and serial designation upsilon (original character) drawn by ja-sin - e73f9299bc967b8351dfe60231bdcd9a.jpg
>>346643
>>346637
>Rho = smallest breastplate confirmed


"sleek and slim" is bad for your self image I guess. good for stealth though, for all it may or may not help her flat ass
No.346646
Anonymous
Replies:>>346689
Strawberry I think its time to host another drawpile. Morale is getting low
No.346647
Anonymous
Replies:>>346655
>>346644
They were going for a star wars thing.
No.346648
Anonymous
I found out if you enter up down up down left right a b start on a drone they ask you to please stop trying to use cheat codes by squeezing their midsection.
No.346649
Anonymous
Imagine if thread lurkers actually posted instead of being useless piles of shit. I know (You) wanna make content but (You)re too much of a pussy to do it yourself
No.346650
Anonymous
Image:177518065247.png(566kB, 862x912)1774701987437457.png
>>346649
I was too busy masturbating to Prime Arcee with one of my select fetishes, anon. You'll have to make your own content.
No.346651
Anonymous
MASQY
No.346652
Anonymous
Image:177518106800.png(488kB, 1407x1194)Spoiler image
What does N fear the most?
No.346653
Anonymous
>>346652
Being trapped in increasingly cliche and perverted fanfiction?
No.346655
Anonymous
Replies:>>346659
>>346647
Between that and flat-out giving Cordie more screentime than Beretta, I just don't get it.
No.346656
Anonymous
>>346650
I have and I am done doing so. This will be the cycle until the last writefriend/drawfriend stops from burn out like me or disinterest. Lurkers are the only chance to reignite the flame in these threads if they actually just stopped lurking and actually reaponded to content or created their own I know they want to because I first started off as one, but something tells me you're all too cowardly and lazy jackass that want everyone to do it for you.
No.346657
Anonymous
So what bodies would Caine make for MD characters' mind files that perfectly reflect their psychological profiles (i.e. their traumas and neuroses and general damage)? Some thoughts I had:
>Pomni: goblin in spiky armor (that she can't take off)
>Lizzy: snake (from her "taking a dead body to school"-level guilt over Doll)
>Doll: spooky Japanese-style ghost (just like she is already)
>Nori: gross little bug creature (ditto)
>V: N/A, Caine is unable to generate a body that meets his content guidelines
No.346658
Anonymous
>>346650
Don't have anything to add just think its funny google thinks this is a Class of 09 character
No.346659
Anonymous
>>346655
To be fair Cordie is very attractive more so than Beretta
No.346660
Anonymous
Replies:>>346662
>>346657
>MD characters
>"Pomni"
Ah yes I remember that Murder Drones episode where a silly fetish jester woman was there
No.346661
Anonymous
Replies:>>346663
Image:177518175111.png(518kB, 1170x1460)Untitled787_20240608065456.png
>>346656
Have you considered fucking off for good instead?
No.346662
Anonymous
>>346660
Shit, I meant Uzi.
No.346663
Anonymous
>>346661
I don't think that's whoever you think it is. I think that he's genuinely trying to get lurkers off their asses.
No.346664
Anonymous
Replies:>>346881
>>346657
TADC is kinda boring.
No.346665
Anonymous
Video:177518187726.mp4(1.29MB / 0:00:06 / h264, 480x480)windowlicker.mp4
>>346652
>N when he finally overcomes his fears and plunges head first past the gap (and face first into Uzi's bottom plate)
No.346666
Anonymous
N died.
No.346667
Anonymous
N you still have to do chores stop pretending to be dead the dishes are piling up.
No.346668
Anonymous
Replies:>>346669
Image:177518243844.gif(218kB, 600x600)1714544598485.gif
>>346663
What makes you think that insulting lurkers will magically cause them to start pumping out greentexts and art?
Better yet, what makes you think that there even are any lurkers asides from the regular anons to begin with?
No.346669
Anonymous
>>346656
One more thing I feel like everytime a drawfriend or writefriend says the community is shite, they end up making things worse by not putting out positivity or trying to engage the community. Now I know some of you don't consider this to be a community, but at this point it most certainly is and it is the community's job to try and fix things instead of letting them fester. Smilefriend does a good job of this and I applaud them
>>346668
>NTA
I remember the booru account numbers being brought up in the past and if I remember correctly there was around 20 thousand of them and the onlu way you would ever know about the booru is through here or someone from here
No.346670
Anonymous
Replies:>>346812
Image:177518284546.png(69kB, 1023x653)uzi doorman, serial designation n, femanon, and gir (murder drones and 4 more) - f4cd754027e047797ae41ccbae142649.png
>>346652
That one anon...
No.346671
Anonymous
Replies:>>346674
Image:177518295419.jpg(14kB, 480x360)Green Peaness.jpg
I'm sure advertising was still big even after JCJ(IS)'s collapse.
No.346672
Anonymous
What if we made a new Molly that was a Jester and was nothing at all like Molly but better in every single way?
No.346673
Anonymous
Replies:>>346675
>>346672
And what if her name also had five letters but started with a P
And what if she had the same actress as Amda
No.346674
Anonymous
>>346671
I feel like Murdee Drones world is so fucked up that they have Robo-Cop like ads playing and even after the world ends and the camera quality becomes shit nothing changes
No.346675
Anonymous
>>346673
Okay but what if she was like evil and fucked up but in a cartoonish way?
No.346676
Anonymous
>>346620
Your negativity towards these threads is making things worse for everyone else. Not posting at all would have been the better choice for you to make.
No.346677
Anonymous
Replies:>>346736
>>346676
>Your negativity towards these threads is making things worse for everyone else.
That's why he does it.
No.346678
Anonymous
Replies:>>346684
>>346663
Sadly I think I'm in an old man yells at cloud scenario. I think it would be a good positive if Dronebooru actually had an ad for this board that was present or maybe even some other form of off-site advertising for this board. Only so much can be spread through word of mouth and even that much doesnt happen anymore and if some jackasses show up we can easily filter them out but enough about that.
>If Uzi and Khan actually got along would it be negative for the storytelling or a positive?
No.346679
Anonymous
Replies:>>346682
I really want to kiss Masqy on the face
No.346680
Anonymous
>>346672
Yeah, let's also make her a sentinel drone to really hammer in how insufferable such a character would be.
No.346681
Anonymous
Shart
No.346682
Anonymous
>>346679
Are you an alien or a buff Drone with a very square face? If you answered no to any of these then you're out of luck
No.346683
Anonymous
>>346681
>That one N shitting while Uzi screams at him green
No.346684
Anonymous
>>346678
The booru staff are too concerned with making corny april fools jokes to bother helping us.
No.346685
Anonymous
>>346681
Why do you keep posting shart like it's some kind of downvote?
No.346686
Anonymous
Replies:>>346736
>>346620
Please come back and insult shitty drawfags like Strawberry again
No.346687
Anonymous
Replies:>>346941
I have given strawberry Nurgles Rot
No.346688
Anonymous
>>346683
>N after he went to the only remaining Taco Bell in existence and ate the owner.
No.346689
Anonymous
Replies:>>346692
>>346646
It’s still a bit too early for that. The last one barely had any artists, so it’s better to wait until Easter.
>>346649
There's the possibility of the lurkers just turning into thread shitters. I'm still making contents though.
No.346690
Anonymous
You want an easy Murder Drones thread game? Just make an Oogi tower defense game where they defend a different thread related item each level. You can add in one time use abilities like boot stomp where Jane or some shit stomps on the entire level killing everyone. You can even add a Beretta deathstar or a SD-E banana cannon
No.346691
Anonymous
Image:177518415445.png(13kB, 743x556)N Goes to Taco Bell.png
>>346683
The galaxy shall never know peace until someone records the "N Takes a Shit" ASMR.
No.346692
Anonymous
Replies:>>346700
>>346689
What greens you got, friend? I'll be happy to read em
No.346693
Anonymous
Replies:>>346694
> bunny takes over hosting drawpiles
> ostracizes previous host with thread politics
> abandons her duty when she gets bored
> this kills the threads
sad!
No.346694
Anonymous
>>346693
Don't be like that Anon. That only causes further shit, try and push past it like pushing out a nasty turd. Maybe you should host the draw pile?
No.346695
Anonymous
>>346690
>SD-MG is the shop owner
>If you spend too long in his store he starts raising the prices
>You actually have to read the descriptions to make sure you don't buy a shitty item
No.346696
Anonymous
>>346690
>>346695
>Random events can transpire after level 5 such as an Omega Oogi Kaiju battle or Disassembly Drone invasion
>SD-Q & Bet annouces all of these on their podcast
No.346697
Anonymous
Replies:>>346882
I love bunnies
No.346698
Anonymous
Replies:>>346699
>>346690
>>346695
>>346696
>Oogis can naturally get stronger after each successful defense
>Dr. Holly however can upgrade your Oogis faster using bioengineering which can result.in randomized weakness and strengths like self-detonation or toxic spores
No.346699
Anonymous
>>346690
>>346695
>>346696
>>346698
Screw the tower defense idea just make it a rogue-like with Mewgenics inspiration
No.346700
Anonymous
>>346692
>What greens you got, friend? I'll be happy to read em:
In this thread so far:
>>346456
>>346535
This is from previous threads depends if you already read those:
> Uzi teleportation:
>>317879
> Lizzy 4th wall green:
>>319355
>Strawberry new friend:
>>333398
>Anon Halloween gone horribly wrong:
>>294214
> Tessa beach vacation:
>>334794
> Anon body horror Halloween:
> Masqy horror:
>>337384
> Molly horror:
>>340710
> Pidge mouthplay:
>>339166
> Sentinel Tessa tape mission:
>>344946
>Teli green:
>>320984
>Wholesome cyn greentext:
>>336084
There's bunch of other i did before and planning to make but hopefully this will keep you well fed in the meantime.
No.346701
Anonymous
>>346699
>rogue-like
Do you mean a real roguelike, or that dogshit clogging up the front page of Steam that people call "roguelikes"?
No.346702
Anonymous
>>346701
A real roguelike
No.346703
Anonymous
>Look at off-site good ending fanart
>Character is depicted as married to another character and they have a baby
>Seems adorable
>Baby isn't drawn as a pillbaby
>"THIS IS FUCKING GARBAGE SLOP!"
You can really tell who does and doesn't watch the show with this one fact
No.346704
Anonymous
>>346703
An even worse offender is the bastards who draw Drones with shiny white abdomens
No.346705
Anonymous
Replies:>>346719
Image:177518669368.jpg(1.40MB, 1750x987)uzi doorman, beretta, oogi, bugretta, and fuugi (original character and 2 more) - a4f2c717c04c3e6335e1af5f598bfabd.jpg
>>346701
>Eventually the crush of predators WILL win out: numberless and relentless, and some capable even of killing your oogs outright like the Cyntepedes, your loss is inevitable
>But it doesn't have to be easy
No.346706
Anonymous
Replies:>>346707
>>346703
Like, as in a straight up baby, or as a toddler after the initial bean stage?
No.346707
Anonymous
Replies:>>346713
>>346706
Straight-up baby. They always look weird though
No.346708
Anonymous
Replies:>>346710
are we being raided or something? what's with the sudden uptick in master baiters and threadshitters?
No.346709
Anonymous
Replies:>>346721
We must have Emily greens
No.346710
Anonymous
>>346708
Where?
No.346711
Anonymous
Image:177518722496.png(280kB, 1118x1163)edgy anon.png
I don't even know what to caption this one with
No.346712
Anonymous
Image:177518736388.png(2.08MB, 1712x2283)171549941391.png
>>346711
>hair
That's not Anon, that's just Colt in shitty cosplay.
No.346713
Anonymous
Image:177518738658.png(1.25MB, 952x1091)Screenshot 2026-04-02 223110.png
>>346707
>>346703

>Worker drones having infant infants instead of pills

Almost always slop but I've seen a few that can make it work: this guy had Uzi unironically make this so that he'd avoid growing up to be short.

By and large terrible though but, on the bright side, if the artist is making one set of retarded decisions they're probably making enough other ones that you can drop viewing their stuff entirely. Polyshit's worse because it can creep up from anyone and, once they start, they will NEVER stop drawing the damned threeway.
No.346714
Anonymous
>>346711
>"He must be listening to metal or something."
No.346715
Anonymous
>>346711
>Colt taping his visor so he can LARP as an anon

kek
No.346716
Anonymous
>>346713
This is actually insanely clever and remembers that Uzi is actually an engineer and not just magic bitch
No.346717
Anonymous
>>346456
>more Argo-hotel

Based!
No.346718
Anonymous
>>346716
I know right? Guy actually made a full comic about this here https://ko-fi.com/i/ID1D413IN6X as well as a few other things. Used to have a twitter too but he's privated it now
No.346719
Anonymous
>>346699
>>346705
>The Oogis are on a quest to steal various "artifacts" for their hive
>Some of these will lead you to exploring strange places such as the Cyclops Lair Dr. Henry's lab to steal the legendary "Black Sling" Dr. Henry's eyepatch
>Or even travel to a snowy planet to steal the liver of the of the elusive "Giant Enn" who is rumored to be protected by a "Sinister Witch"
No.346720
Anonymous
>>346716
Would she even need to be now though? I can see her neglecting that skill now that she's a goddess.
No.346721
Anonymous
Image:177518797031.jpg(83kB, 600x526)Green Emily.jpg
>>346709
No.346722
Anonymous
>>346719
Idea: instead of just being able to play as Oogis, you can play as any drono dwarfus retardius subspecies. Imagine playing as Lizzus.
No.346723
Anonymous
>>346721
>She's green for an amazing reason!
No.346724
Anonymous
Replies:>>346731
>>346722
They'd need to have something that sets them apart though. Not sure why the Lizzu's would want to procure "artifacts"
No.346725
Anonymous
Image:177518818641.jpg(3.28MB, 4000x2829)serial designation n (murder drones) drawn by maciulek - 0f0207f81c15600f049f2d955e4a9675.jpg
>>346719
>The giant N is exactly as big as its name implies
>Not just relative to the Oogis, but titanic in truth
>The fight for his liver is more of a level than a boss, forcing you to contend with white blood cells, ghosts, worker drones, rocks, and femanons that have overtaken different parts of his body
No.346726
Anonymous
No.346727
Anonymous
>>346725
You played Bowser's Inside Story a lot, didn't you?
No.346728
Anonymous
Replies:>>346786
>>346722
Nonsense: other Dwarfus-retardius are added to your "hive" as additional turrets/soldiers/options as you play, like how you unlock different towers in bloons.
>Lizzus are near indestructable
>Enns buff your Oogis
>Vcats are unreliable, but powerful
>Vees are pure resource gathereres useless in a fight, but are needed to spec into cats
>Cyntepedes are normally an enemy type and almost as dangerous to your own side as your foes, but if corralled or plactated give you unique abilities dependent on the variant(skinwalking, salvaged, maid, ect)
No.346729
Anonymous
>>346725
No, it's just the actual N from canon.
No.346730
Anonymous
>>346723
Is the amazing reason that she's retired?
No.346731
Anonymous
Replies:>>346786
>>346724
Why wouldn't the Lizzu's want to procure artifacts?
>Inb4 they spend their time hunting down underwear and cryptid parts instead of "powerful weapons"
>The endgoal of their campaign is to successfully woo a monster to mlem, thus guaranteeing the survival of the species
>You gain Lizzu varaints through successful seductions: Sentinel Lizzu, Disassembler Lizzu, Ghost Lizzu ect
No.346732
Anonymous
>>346725
>you only need to take a big chunk out of Giga N's liver
>Giga N's liver regenerates the damage, and while you're bringing it back the chunk regenerates into a whole liver
No.346733
Anonymous
>>346725
>The level's boss fight is his proportionately massive core: still building-sized, but at least small enough for your Oogers to have a chance against him
>Mechanics revolve around a combination of dodge-tanking it's swings and finding some way(percentage damage, status effects, railguns etc) to overcome its ridiculous regeneration
>Victory grants you the liver and, through the chemicals it hold, access to "big boogs"(full sized bugdrones)
No.346734
Anonymous
Image:177518930191.png(75kB, 483x515)b304ecfc7a7df631786ae99c50244810.png
>Attention everyone.
>The election of who will be nominated as Anon wife harem has started.
>Let’s start with the worker drones type.
>Pros of a WD Wife:
>Never ages.
>Never smells.
>Sexy tuna can ass.
>Doesn't get fat but we have modifier to fit your dirty needs.
>Works with 100% efficiency to make you and the kids happy.
>Doesn't turn into a oil/blood sucking psycho.
>Can go to the sunlight.
>Free from eldritch horrors.
>Will never cheat on you.
>Can do chores and taxes for you.
>Never complains.
>Always wants to fuck when you want and fulfill every one of your fetishes by installing mods.
>You can own as many drone wives as you can afford.
>Come with completely customizable wigs, clothes and forks for target practice.
>Easily replaceable and expendable for defense and will not care about their own brethren getting destroyed.
>Zero cons.
>What are you waiting for?
>Vote for worker drones instead of those disassembly bitches.
>What about Senti...
>Sniper shot.
No.346735
Anonymous
Replies:>>346746
Image:177518962958.jpg(199kB, 819x1173)jenna (original character) drawn by strawberryanon - 5330b2f8b7c7f6882efa8d140089365d.jpg
>>346734
But what if my fetish is flesh horrors? How can a worker possibly compete with a well made zombiedrone in exploring the horrors of the cosmos and of their own warping body while I comfort them amidst the nightmare?
No.346736
Anonymous
Image:177518983952.png(241kB, 582x1178)575.png
>>346676
>>346677
I do not care enough about these threads to make it worse, I only pop in to see if anyone has done anything or wrote anything interesting every once and awhile. I only post when I am directly addressed anon
>>346628
Bad vibes
>>346686
What would be the point of that? I don't start shit with other anon even if i don't like them
No.346737
Anonymous
Replies:>>346754
Image:177518994583.gif(768kB, 326x298)176181403988.gif
Better idea than Oogi tower defense: Joblin assault team commander
No.346738
Anonymous
>>346734
Grunt Drones seem like the much better choice
No.346739
Anonymous
Replies:>>346816
Image:177519004625.png(3.34MB, 2650x1458)Screenshot 2026-04-02 231746.png
>>346734

Cons realistically:

>small(no high shelves, stovetops, driving)
>expensive(even hair is DLC)
>wombless(no biological children)
>FRAGILE(death by stiff breeze)
>careless(no strong affection for their pillbabies and vice-versa)

Dunno if I want to make a harem out of such things. They seem like they'd make decent waitstaff or arm candy, but far too casual about the death of themselves and those close to them for me to risk wifing. Maybe I should vote something sturdier...
No.346740
Anonymous
Jane dating sim
No.346741
Anonymous
Replies:>>346813
Image:177519027833.png(93kB, 1000x1005)jane the human and beretta (original character) drawn by tomoetomoe - 88e3cd3e2fe4558dbefafacef548b90b.png
>>346740
>It always ends in death
>Whether yours, Jane's or Beretta's varies depending on route
No.346742
Anonymous
Replies:>>346748
Image:177519050716.png(319kB, 680x607)colt doorman and alpha (original character) - 467918d85d6f73a9bcd9278c8e858206.png
>>346736
fair enough. can't exactly blame you for being less dronetist than I'd perfer. kind of glad that even post-collapse you apparently see at least *enough* decent stuff puttering about the thread to check up on us once in a while.
No.346743
Anonymous
Replies:>>346748
>>346736
>Bad vibes
Noted. Will work on improving the vibes.
When would you say the vibes became intolerable?
No.346744
Anonymous
Replies:>>346745
Image:177519068196.png(56kB, 968x262)Screenshot 2026-04-02 at 11.52.14 PM.png
No.346745
Anonymous
Image:177519098101.png(1.27MB, 2048x2048)uzi doorman and serial designation n (murder drones) drawn by unknown_artist - ad461a77621db84cd1c0bd70fdfa298b.png
>>346744
No.346746
Anonymous
Image:177519098338.jpg(125kB, 955x969)Breaking points.jpg
>>346735
Zombie drones are so underrated.
>>346736
>all of the corru 3D is done with CSS and HTML.
Impressive.
No.346747
Anonymous
>>346721
>>346723
she plans to harass the weatherman
No.346748
Anonymous
Image:177519104995.png(1.57MB, 1049x1603)the_empress.png
>>346742
...post... collapse you say?
>>346743
You sound like chatgpt
No.346749
Anonymous
Replies:>>346750
Imagine going to a halloween party dressed as Akita and being more popular than Akita herself.
No.346750
Anonymous
>>346749
Beretta will somehow fumble the opportunity.
No.346751
Anonymous
>>346734
Think I need a DD, because my ideal position is as house-husband to someone who eats a lot of meat.
Or a Solver witch, but a DD's already asking for way more than is deserved.
No.346752
Anonymous
I don't want to sound like a threadshitter but do you think Liam put some actual thought in the characters? I mean, what he said about them massively contradicts what we see in the show. Like J is supposedly seeing herself as the unthanked leader than her being a selfish coward in the show.
No.346753
Anonymous
Image:177519157304.png(3.47MB, 1932x1458)Screenshot 2026-04-02 234326.png
>>346748
Well what else would you call a that sudden silence, that great vanishing of faggots as if wiped from the face of existence itself?

Speaking of Calls, I'd imagine the signal's origin would seem a *lot* clearer in the Murder Drones verse...
No.346754
Anonymous
>>346737
That's the secret gamemode where you always have negative stats and enemies can kill you in one hit
No.346755
Anonymous
>>346752
I think Liam's a seat-of-pants writer. He does his best writing on the fly while not thinking too deeply about what his characters are or do.
You could see that as an insult, but that kind of spontaneous writing is useful for getting shit done. Especially for most of his projects where he's the writer, animator, and sometimes composer.
So I guess my answer is "he put in just enough to make them work as characters and went on from there".
No.346756
Anonymous
>>346752
I feel like he just wings it
No.346757
Anonymous
Image:177519197391.png(880kB, 2394x1908)alice and di (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by mercurialmorose - 49825addd1175c445f081ea89cdd6ba2 (1).png
>>346752
>Anon has never worked a job, never met a supervisor or superior who thought themselves underappreciated while actually being a blundering buffoon with his tongue twelve inches up the boss' asshole

Don't see how he could have avoided it. Especially given that the Murder Drones cast is the... third iteration? Of some archetypes he's been working on for at least the last 8 years(see proto-Thad, V, and N in Lets Split Up). Never watched SSTWL so I don't know if it extends there as well but he's clearly been iterating on these exact characters for an exceedingly long time now and Murder Drones is (I'd hope) the set that finally landed like he wanted them to.
No.346758
Anonymous
Replies:>>346759
>>346752
After Glitch granted his request to just rush through the core plot beats, all that mattered was getting to the "human turns out to be robot in skinsuit" visual as soon as possible.
No.346759
Anonymous
>>346758
So what you're saying is that Liam essentially created Star Wars and rushed to the emperors death just so he could put Twi'leks onscreen?
No.346760
Anonymous
The Keet makes me skeet
No.346761
Anonymous
Replies:>>346765
>>346759
That is actually the perfect summation of what happened to the plot of Murder Drones.
No.346762
Anonymous
Replies:>>346766
Don't worry Anons in 20 years there is a 1% chance that Liams spawn will pick back up the Murder Drones IP and do his own spin on it
No.346763
Anonymous
Image:177519223487.png(189kB, 650x260)1724605978454.png
>>346759
You tell me.
No.346764
Anonymous
Replies:>>346783
Image:177519229960.png(1,001kB, 1308x1334)Screenshot 2026-03-09 201723.png
>>346752
>selfish coward

At what point does it stop being cowardice and start being a reasonable response? Are YOU going to try and overthrow all society or, later, a literal divinity to *potentially* improve things for your loved ones or are you going to try and help them adjust to the reality of their (seemingly unchangable) situation instead?

Remember: J tried to fight Cyn. It got Tessa killed. She got Tessa killed by helping her disobey Cyn's orders. Why would she risk worse than death for the very few people she still cares about to do it again?
No.346765
Anonymous
Replies:>>346767
>>346761
I bet Glitch is kicking themselves for that now that they're looking at their post-TADC years.
No.346766
Anonymous
Replies:>>346768
>>346762
>Liam has a daughter
>20 years later they reboot Murder Drones and make the characters slightly more sympathetic and complex
>Anons hate it regardless
This is what will happen
No.346767
Anonymous
Image:177519248627.png(348kB, 924x855)cyn and liam vickers (murder drones) drawn by pocketsteaks - 7fe7f03f5f20b0e4250ca6761d6ff7a1.png
>>346765
To be honest I don't think Liam's capable of "drawn out" story structures: everything happens at once or not at all for him and, if he was forced to slow down, he might screw up his own show out of spite.
No.346768
Anonymous
Replies:>>346775
Image:177519261590.png(531kB, 934x839)cyn, absolute solver, emily, and disassembly drone emily (murder drones) drawn by phoenixanon - 6f5967fd5adbfddf1a9a0fc58fb9aa40.png
>>346766
>Making Cyn complex and sympathetic
>She's just a generic "woe is me" villain instead of a playfully alien god with equally alien views of "affection"

I might vomit
No.346770
Anonymous
Replies:>>346776
Image:177519273875.jpg(46kB, 640x853)meat-sculpture-homer-simpson.jpeg
How come none of you are autistic enough to make something like this for N?
No.346771
Anonymous
>>346767
I'm sure someone's read Black Dogs which is his other finished work and can confirm otherwise, honestly. I'm assuming he's more competent than most greentext writers because he's got the show deal and we don't.
But then again, Andrew Hussie's still making money off the shit he did. Who knows?
No.346772
Anonymous
No.346773
Anonymous
>>346638
I work in the shadows
No.346774
Anonymous
Replies:>>346778
>>346637
What is she the boss of?
No.346775
Anonymous
>>346768
So, she makes the actual Cyn a villain and not an explanation for how the AS got the skinsuit it's wearing its other skinsuit over?
No.346776
Anonymous
>>346770
Before someone freaks out know that to our knowledge this contains no human remains. This is a sculpture made from chicken skin and some animals fingers and other stuff
No.346777
Anonymous
>>346771
Apparently Design went on for a while before he lost interest in it.
No.346778
Anonymous
Image:177519304281.png(640kB, 4306x1638)val, serial designation eta, serial designation upsilon, and serial designation rho (original character) drawn by ja-sin - 25d101edb7e6dfcc4c52629cc1736973.png
>>346774
>her imagination, unironically
>tries to style herself "Number 2" to Eta in her 3 man squad

NTA but I'd imagine that Upsilon (squamate 3) is a lot less willing to put up with her shit than N would be as well: could be that she never gets respected and constantly tries to hold authority that she doesn't have over others. Like J but somehow more pathetic.
No.346779
Anonymous
Replies:>>346780
>>346757
>Anon has never worked a job, never met a supervisor or superior who thought themselves underappreciated while actually being a blundering buffoon with his tongue twelve inches up the boss' asshole

What?
No.346780
Anonymous
>>346779
>tldr: J thinks more highly of her morality and actions than is earned. This is extremely common for her type of person.
No.346781
Anonymous
Image:177519316329.jpg(47kB, 575x915)Screenshot_20260403_061029_Chrome.jpg
>>346597
>Also, do you have an artist name yet?
This isn't the first time where I expriment with different artstyle or program but anons need to develop their pattern recognition skills.
No.346782
Anonymous
>>346778
That's kinda sad
No.346783
Anonymous
>>346764
Everything we see and hear of J suggests someone totally blackpilled and hoping that rolling over means that she and the others will get to stay dead once Vore GLaDOS is finished with this universe.
No.346784
Anonymous
>>346757
I want to have my tongue twelve inches up Js ass
No.346785
Anonymous
Replies:>>346826
Image:177519360634.jpg(158kB, 842x1044)serial designation j (murder drones) - a97ba853199ae6cf1c2701ed726f8c6d.jpg
>>346783
Yes. And how is that not the reasonable response given the Lovecraft-tier situation she's found herself in? She literally COULDN'T rebel against Cyn at any point prior to Copper-9: without a Solver-witch to eat her core, any attempt to fight would be pointless. Can't exactly blame her for extending her pattern recognition to the literal sole planet to which it failed to apply.
No.346786
Anonymous
>>346731
>>346728
Not sure which Idea I like more, but for the sake of things
>Tads campaign is collecting items to throw the ultimate shindig
>Such items include "The Everlasting Beverage" it's a 3 liter bottle of soda guarded by the Carbonated Golem Pepper
>Although Tads don't understand human culture all movies tell them that they need to perform a sacred act known as the 'Panteah Raid" to do this they must raid the "Queen Of Flith's Domain" Jane and aquire the "Band Of Elasticity" A sock because Tads get easily confused
No.346787
Anonymous
Replies:>>346790
>>346786
>Once Tad has aquired the items they look to the old human films for guidance on what to do next
>They then come to the realization that they need to aquire "Chicks"
>The Tads go raid the "Kingdom Of Hay And Wire" Farmeranon's chicken coop and must battle the "Twin Devils" SD-U-U to escape
No.346788
Anonymous
Replies:>>346798
Image:177519456530.jpg(52kB, 736x736)-Murder drones-.jpg
>>346786
Kek

>Final mission is holding off endless waves of "uncool" Oogis and Cyntepdes as they unite their forces to try and enter the party
>Ends in a desperate battle to fend off the full sized Solver-J, requires the full cooperation of all the drones you've befriended to even stand a chance against it
>If you succeed, the Tads all get adopted as pets by the full sized drones in attendance
>If you fail...
>Well, a dedicated CG/Song of the Absolute Solver jamming out isn't exactly a punishment, but it's not a happy end either
No.346789
Anonymous
Image:177519459268.jpg(553kB, 1043x1495)884843843083446.jpg
No.346790
Anonymous
Image:177519485018.png(73kB, 647x560)serial designation u-u (original character) drawn by anonymous_artist - 112825657bff95a3056791ee31dac0c4.png
>>346787
>If you use the Band of Elasticity here, you can start a fight over whose laundry it is, thereby bypassing the Devils entirely
>You have to go get another one of course, but it's well worth it to see farmeranon dogpiled by both wives for "his" terrible hygiene
No.346791
Anonymous
>>346789
used goods
No.346792
Anonymous
Replies:>>346796
>>346791
>Smilefriend approaches
>"KEEP MY WIFES NAME OUT YO FUCKING MOUF!"
No.346793
Anonymous
the police have started using cavalry drones and frankly it's a disgusting display of militarization
No.346794
Anonymous
Image:177519530400.jpg(96kB, 639x973)Cyn.jpg
>>346791
You know the other Disassemblers aren't much better on that front right?
No.346795
Anonymous
>>346793
Yeah but the Horse Drones are kinda hot
No.346797
Anonymous
Replies:>>346798
Image:177519546795.png(1.55MB, 2492x2016)original character drawn by w-anon - ad66a920a0efa0c7dc520e4281f14b4f.png
>>346786
>Tads check their list, discover a critical lack of "tunes" for their shindig
>Cue setting out on a fleet of surfboard boats as they scour the great ocean for fish, beset on all sides by violent waves and the great Disassembler of the Deep a single curious riptide drone
No.346798
Anonymous
Replies:>>346799
No.346799
Anonymous
>>346798
What if Dul campaign? Or Unnon campaign?
... Joblin campaign?
No.346800
Anonymous
Image:177519568855.jpg(42kB, 736x958)𝚌𝚢𝚗 & 𝚟.jpg
>>346789
Cyn did a fantastic job with her chassis! I sure hope she's grateful...
No.346801
Anonymous
>>346771
Black Dogs was good. The ending was out of left field though, but I liked the general idea behind it. It's kind of a slowburn with a lot happening at the end
No.346802
Anonymous
Replies:>>346804
Do you follow discussions from the last place you left it or do you start at the bottom?
No.346803
Anonymous
Image:177519616645.png(46kB, 933x757)uzi doorman, doll, oogi, and dul (murder drones) drawn by pocketsteaks - bed84c477267af4300a4fa7009487dcd.png
>>346799
>Duls are solitary creatures
>Therefore you start with just one, rather than the full colony given to other types
>Levels consist of micromanaging your significantly more intelligent units and using traps, trickery, and clever use of your surroundings to outsmart and outfight larger creatures without losing any of your irreplaceable minions
>Additional Duls can only be recruited in-mission and tend to have tasks or special requirements to get them to join you. I.e. having at least one Nevg at your camp to pamper.
>Duls also have a "happiness meter" that must be managed between missions. Insufficient luxuries or consistently terrible treatment will drive them away, forcing you to either keep them well stocked on booze and corpses or risk deserters or even a Russian Revolution
No.346804
Anonymous
Image:177519628630.png(258kB, 1000x645)serial designation n and anon (original character and 1 more) drawn by anonymous_artist - f7998ffc15088bc5e461e51c8a5c219f.png
>>346802
I follow it from when I last left, lest I look like a retard or permanently miss something interesting. Can't control your actions though Anon so retard away.
No.346805
Anonymous
Replies:>>346806
>>346799
Joblin campaign is about finding a baws.
No.346806
Anonymous
Replies:>>346807
>>346805
It ends with the Joblins in the good ending realizing that they're the baws of their own destiny.
No.346807
Anonymous
>>346806
>J ending where they find J and proclaim her boss, and she finally has subordinates
>Wish fulfillment ending where they save a random human who just got unfrozen from cryo and was going to be executed for their race's crimes
>Independent ending where they find the boss within themselves and set off on their own (the hobjoblin is still the leader though)
No.346808
Anonymous
Replies:>>346809
The proper term for a group of Duls is a basketball team. A basketball team of Duls.
No.346809
Anonymous
Image:177519730907.jpg(132kB, 1024x576)doll (murder drones) drawn by unknown_artist - b913953e2ed1345f1d1e955c4d8fd6a0.jpg
>>346808
Counterpoint
>a murder of Duls
No.346810
Anonymous
No.346811
Anonymous
Replies:>>346874
Jugbears have been sighted in your area
Hide your Jives
No.346812
Anonymous
No.346813
Anonymous
Replies:>>346815
>>346741
>Slay the Princess but with Jane
No.346814
Anonymous
No.346815
Anonymous
Image:177519843182.png(273kB, 868x751)Spoiler image
>>346813
>Slay the Princess
There is another princess in our threads...
No.346816
Anonymous
Image:177519850006.png(589kB, 1642x1962)1768045411238.png
>>346739
That's why I choose sentinel drones.
No.346818
Anonymous
>>346752
I honestly think he doesn't really care about anyone except N, V, and Uzi. He has tunnel vision when it comes to the entire narrative, he never strays from the story to talk about other characters, even talking about V only because she's always around N and Uzi.
No.346819
Anonymous
>>346767
Holy kek.
No.346820
Anonymous
No.346821
Anonymous
Keeter is built for cuddles
No.346822
Anonymous
>>346793
There are big robots walking the streets now whose butts I can look at without being noticed, God bless the Union.
No.346823
Anonymous
Replies:>>346825
>>346740
Nop Jane is gross
No.346825
Anonymous
>>346823
Jane is BORING. There is fucking nothing to her as a character. Every thread it's just

>Picture of Jane
>"The rat"
No.346826
Anonymous
>>346785
I would have nodiffed cyn
No.346827
Anonymous
Rat doesn't even fit. Rats are loving, loyal, and social.
If anything, Bonnie was the rat. She even died a tragic, early death like rats do.
No.346828
Anonymous
>>346825
blame tomoe
No.346829
Anonymous
Doll is now your wife
No.346830
Anonymous
Replies:>>346835
>>346740
>And you play as John
>You go on a date solely because you must (probably?) save humanity by inseminating Jane's uterus with your penis
>The dialogue consists of phrases taken out of context that make you think you're not a former scientist, but a mentally retarded idiot
>But oddly enough, it works, because Jane herself wants your penis in her vagina
>Forty minutes later, you're shown a sex art bought from an aspiring artist for five bucks, with the sound of a wet rag slapping against the floor in the background
>You paid twenty bucks for this game, dude
No.346831
Anonymous
Replies:>>346834
>>346825
I treat her as a sort of anon that is female, lives in the bunker and has more personality that a typical anon. I don’t really get why people like her and I don’t remember her greens.
No.346832
Anonymous
>>346829
GH-OST BLOWJOB
No.346833
Anonymous
Replies:>>346841
>>346825
I wax nostalgic for 2023 /md/ when Jane was a funny failgirl and Beretta's best friend.
No.346834
Anonymous
Replies:>>346840
>>346831
Before it was purely coomers. Probably still somewhat, but her Solver war backstory was a good foundation
No.346835
Anonymous
Replies:>>346837
>>346830
Making a game about a man fucking a woman is the gayest shit ever. But it could be done all though wasn’t Jane a lesbian and into B, who she left to die after she betrayed her for Cyn? Sometimes she’s depicted wanting to fuck Eye, plus she’s canonically smelly and unwashed.
No.346836
Anonymous
Replies:>>346844
Image:177520089725.png(37kB, 265x344)Janer.png
No.346837
Anonymous
>>346835
>she’s canonically smelly and unwashed.
I CAN TANK THE STANK
No.346839
Anonymous
Replies:>>346845
All this talk about making a game but i know none of you will make anything.
No.346840
Anonymous
Replies:>>346843
>>346834
The only /md/ thing that has no coomers is the oogi subculture. Anons go out of their way to mention that oogies don’t know what sex is and reproduce asexually.
No.346841
Anonymous
>>346833
Why are you nostalgic over cancer incarnate and the inferior fankid?
No.346842
Anonymous
>>346829
>[I have a question: do you like video games?]
>[Like Farm Frenzy?]
>[More like HOI4.]
>[Do you think I have an unsatisfied Napoleon complex and a desire to rise above everyone else to satisfy my sick fantasies?]
>[?]
>[...yes.]
No.346843
Anonymous
Replies:>>346847
>>346840
Joblins on the other hand give their baws routine blowjobs to improve performance.
No.346844
Anonymous
No.346845
Anonymous
>>346839
I don’t like talking about stuff that isn’t done. If I do I feel pressured and the whole thing grinds to a halt. Then I feel bad that anons are waiting for me to deliver and I haven’t. So I just work on stuff at my pace when and if the brian worms bite.
No.346846
Anonymous
Haruka tries to do a Judgement Cut and fails miserably
No.346847
Anonymous
>>346843
I don’t really know but wasn’t the original J oogie the JayBird. I think joblins were a leter concept that got adopted/merged into oogie stuff.
No.346848
Anonymous
Joblins are just mini Js with a cute speech impediment how is this so hard to grasp
No.346849
Anonymous
>>346748
You gonna answer when the vibes went bad?
No.346850
Anonymous
Replies:>>346853
>>346848
They're very greasy after getting into the lard. I can't hold them for long.
No.346851
Anonymous
>>346846
Yeah Haruka tried, unfortunately the upgraded F1 drone parts she got were built for speed and performance not durability and power. So they ended up being good for 3 slashes. She wasted the first 2 in training, but at least she got a good clip of the second one. Then she tried to use it in combat, but by now the parts we’re overused and normally during F1 drone races they would have changed them at a pit stop. Still she went though with it but the centring on the actuators was off so she hit herself for most of the slash. Then she got frustrated so she went for a fourth, her blade got stuck and the motors got fried. Aoi had to carry her home.
No.346852
Anonymous
>>346846
She doesn't have a legal education, nothing surprising.
No.346853
Anonymous
>>346850
>Greasy joblin rodeo at the county fair
>Bugretta media literacy competition at the county fair
>Enn flight show at the county fair
>Unnon fwaget or bwased at the county fair
>Oogie scrap race at the county fair
>Kan door show at the county fair
No.346854
Anonymous
Replies:>>346855
>>346848
NO THEY ARE SPECIAL AHD NEVER FAIL AND THEY LOVE ME UNCONDITIONALLY AND OOC!
No.346855
Anonymous
>>346854
They are more competent in the way that Mini-Y is more competent than the full version, and they do love (You) because you're the baws. Unless you aren't, I suppose.
No.346856
Anonymous
>>346848
Actually there is more to them than that. Joblins have hierarchy, Joblins at the bottom, Hobjoblins in the middle and Jugbears to replace your Jife, you’re still the boss though.
No.346857
Anonymous
Replies:>>346858
Joblins and their subspecies are an invasive species that are outcompeting Js for human men
No.346858
Anonymous
Replies:>>346859
>>346857
Oh no, they're outcompeting the notoriously picky high-spec models that only go for big earners, by... going for whatever human they imprint on first.
No.346859
Anonymous
>>346858
Truly devastating
This will have negative impacts on the dronenvironment
No.346860
Anonymous
Image:177520356266.jpg(250kB, 2047x1653)IMG_0319.jpeg
Nandroid or DD

Nandroid pros
>Good with kids
>Safe and reliable if you don’t update her
>More socially acceptable that a DD
>Doesn’t consume oil
>Looks modest and cute
>Good cook, knows manners and is trained maid
DD pros
>Has built in guns and tools
>Can fly
>More varied personalities
>Prior work experience
>Cheaper depending on weather or not you adopt one
Nandroid Cons
>Planned obsolescence
>Doesn’t self repair
>Can’t fly
>Has only non lethal self defence weapons
>Doesn’t drink blood
>Will almost never date you, too proper for that
>Expensive as fuck
DD cons
>Actual murderer
>Might kill you, torture you, drink your blood
>Not kid safe
>People tend to avoid you
>Personalty might be terrible due to various factors
>Drinks oil
>Might be under the solver’s influence.


What do, anons?
No.346861
Anonymous
Image:177520383964.jpg(269kB, 2085x2463)CuteY.jpg
>>346860
Is this even a question?
No.346862
Anonymous
Image:177520388688.png(310kB, 650x623)1768045411692.png
>>346860
I'll stay with my sentinel drone.
No.346863
Anonymous
If you were entered into the Murder Drones verse with full awareness of the show, would you actually tell them the truth?
That their entire existence is just a web series, written by a hack writer?
No.346864
Anonymous
>>346863
Uzi would like murder drones and N would watch it with her to spend time together.
No.346865
Anonymous
>>346863
No, because I will die from air poisoning.
No.346866
Anonymous
If you kiss a Joblin, she'll transform into a princess.
No.346867
Anonymous
Image:177520503321.jpg(45kB, 850x478)174526740976.jpg
>>346866
The princess of the Jobber kingdom?
No.346868
Anonymous
>>346866
J will always be a queen to me.
No.346869
Anonymous
>>346866
>my joblin doesn't know what a princess is
>she asks if it's like a CEO
No.346870
Anonymous
No.346871
Anonymous
Harper has a weird romantic history.
She loves her husband, of course. And he’s her first and only love.
But here’s the thing: Harper is closeted about being partially bi. She actually loves Adeline because that level of kindness and strength reminds her of her husband.
No.346872
Anonymous
Image:177520801381.png(27kB, 503x624)Predacon_symbol.png
>"Akita, TERRORIZE!"
No.346873
Anonymous
>>346713
> Babyretta gundam
No.346874
Anonymous
>>346811
I don't jive with jugbears
No.346875
Anonymous
>>346711
> what an actual average 4channer looks like
but you know, in drone form
No.346876
Anonymous
Image:177521523395.png(216kB, 1536x2048)155226 - comics cyn murder_drones tessa_elliot.png
No.346877
Anonymous
>>346860
nanDDroid
No.346878
Anonymous
>>346860
You can tell whoever drew this hadn't watched MD yet because V isn't crying (visor display) tears of joy at the idea of being a maid again and pretending, even momentarily, she wasn't brutally spiritually raped.
No.346879
Anonymous
>browsing ao3 for what's considered popular in MD fics
>see mostly AUs switching roles and ships or smut
>exclude those in my search
>after a few next pages reading through synopsis
>see one where the premise seems familiar
>seems similar to few greens that were posted here and /co/ way back but updates here just stopped
>pretty popular and sorta big following too
>starts reading just to see if it was how I remembered it
>it's the exact same
>finished reading the equivalent of what's probably two novels worth of words
>check another short MD fic this author wrote
>remember the same thing being posted as a green here recently, only as a fic version rather than as a green
>double check if it was a plagiarism thing
>green and new fic posted almost the exact same time

I'll respect your privacy anon as you seem to want to keep stuff separate. Keep writing please

I gotta ask if you realize I'm talking about you, but why does the world seem so hopeless? Will Uzi and the rest actually have a happy ending or is all this just leading to more suffering?
No.346880
Anonymous
>>346504
I love edgy art so much
No.346881
Anonymous
>>346664
Honestly facts. I haven't actually watched a full episode of the show and remembered it since the pilot episode back in 2023.
No.346882
Anonymous
Replies:>>346885
>>346697
I just bought a couple kek
No.346883
Anonymous
Replies:>>346891
>>346879
>Spoiler
Can you provide more context? Like which fic, greens or writers, etc
No.346884
Anonymous
>>346879
It's not uncommon for writefags to post their work both here and on other sites. I can name Akita and the W-anon fanfic, as well as the one HODR fanfic.
No.346885
Anonymous
Replies:>>346889
>>346882
Proofs?
No.346886
Anonymous
Video:177522323622.mp4(2.54MB / 0:00:06 / h264, 1200x2000)TessaLiftColor.mp4
N spotted
No.346887
Anonymous
>>346886
SLUT! But would.
No.346888
Anonymous
>>346886
N(ice)
No.346889
Anonymous
Replies:>>346890
>>346885
Kek I forgot to mention bunny plushies not actually bunnies if you're wondering.
No.346890
Anonymous
Replies:>>346894
>>346889
Prooooofs?
No.346891
Anonymous
>>346883
it was different greens that I didn't know were related with each other, one was about cores in Alice's basement and others about J going to a Solver-controlled space station. I definitely remember them being posted here as greens but I'm not autistic enough to try to find in the hundreds of threads we have here. I didn't know they were connected in just one story.

Sort of like a sequel to the series, follows multiple perspectives other than the main trio, a new villain that's very manipulative and secretive and takes advantage of the peace in the outpost after Cyn lost but has no actual powers and manipulates the worker drones, has J-centric parts following her leaving Copper 9, and has a shit ton of world building. I don't remember anyone of us giving a nickname to the specific anon that wrote the greens originally though
No.346892
Anonymous
Replies:>>346897
>>346891
Oh, I remember them. The one about the cores is very old: anon posted it when I first joined the community, basically right after the final episode. And I remember the story about J very well. I even immediately realized it was fanfic from a third-party site, since the writing had a standard format, not the one greentext uses.

Good stories, it's a shame anons didn't post more here, but I'm glad they didn't abandon them.
No.346893
Anonymous
Replies:>>347030
>>346886
TESSER NO! A CEO SHOULDN'T ACT LIKE THIS! IF YOU CAUSE A SCANDAL J WILL TRY TO DISASSEMBLE HERSELF!
No.346894
Anonymous
Replies:>>346895
Image:177522455117.jpg(2.87MB, 4032x3024)the bunnies in question.jpg
>>346890
Yeh sure had to go take a photo real quick, also J plush in background for scale kek.
No.346895
Anonymous
Replies:>>346896
>>346894
Cute. The bedspread is very similar to the one my grandmother has, lol. Cute too.
No.346896
Anonymous
>>346895
>spoiler
Yeah the old school flower print is unbeaten and nostalgic to me.
No.346897
Anonymous
>>346892
I remember suggesting, after the chapter where J told the cores of the other DDs to go bother Outpost 3, that they run into Nori (forma de cabezacangrejo) next once they get there.
No.346898
Anonymous
Replies:>>346901
>>346884
>as well as the one HODR fanfic.
I wrote that. No, I will not tell you which anon I am. Yes, I should probably update it.
No.346899
Anonymous
Image:177522730878.jpg(1.18MB, 1641x2036)Front Row Seat To the Massacre.jpg
No.346900
Anonymous
Image:177522864920.png(1.28MB, 2367x3578)Untitled1329_20260403160142.png
This was supposed to be posted on April fools but better be late than never i guess.
No.346901
Anonymous
>>346898
WHERE IS THE NEW PART?!?
No.346902
Anonymous
>>346900
Not bad.
No.346903
Anonymous
>>346458
>James could beat Tessa because she performed the ritual poorly and summoned the wrong demon.
No.346904
Anonymous
>>346884
What about that SS13 crossover fic? Didnt it begin from here?
No.346905
Anonymous
No.346906
Anonymous
Replies:>>346907
Which arts or greentexts portrays its characters at their absolute best?
No.346907
Anonymous
>>346906
Essentially, any that the author of this OC created.
No.346908
Anonymous
Replies:>>346917
>>346783
>blackpilled
Jvicular
No.346909
Anonymous
Image:177523151701.png(256kB, 1000x765)Blondi happy while Akita...is...well it's akita.png
Hey is akita alright? Shes breathing heavily
No.346910
Anonymous
Replies:>>346912
Tessa
No.346912
Anonymous
Image:177523174118.png(168kB, 1571x1964)1a060a43f57b4d3a2b0764709d8b9e9d.png
>>346910
No.346913
Anonymous
No.346914
Anonymous
>>346879
>Anon finds the Faith

Kekl and I think you know the answer. The fact that the writefag has yet to include ONE character refusing with an "I've been a machine before" line is telling. Besides that I expect the whole thing's gonna end with the cult going "legitimate" and relative peace returning to the bunker, but with no solution for "the planet eating god is still put there and going to kill evereyone someday." Not before some wrecking of the Uzi fanclub and a Khanversion though.
No.346915
Anonymous
Image:177523206078.png(10.73MB, 3152x3920)akita doorman (original character) drawn by blenderanon - c3613e5c603c8b7b2ac77ebfc798c10c.png
>>346909
>HoDR Akita

need
No.346916
Anonymous
Replies:>>346929
>>346915
>"I count!" Claims delusional mutant mid-arrest. This marks the fifth time the abomination has attempted to infiltrate the a corporate office, causing widespread panic and a distinctive disruption in drone-human relations...
No.346917
Anonymous
Image:177523248938.jpg(211kB, 1079x599)Screenshot_20260403_110802_YouTube.jpg
>>346908
>canon
No.346918
Anonymous
Keeter and the keetlings!
No.346919
Anonymous
>Boop the Keet
>She hops up and latches onto your shoulders, hanging off you and staring at you with those big ol' eyes
>Then she puts her feet against your stomach and starts kicking, disemboweling you in seconds
No.346920
Anonymous
>>346900
Yay Lucy!
jester witch
No.346921
Anonymous
>>346915
this model actually available anywhere?
No.346922
Anonymous
>>346891
>>346879
What I find lacking in the original series is the sense that the characters actually growing up and facing reality. So whatever trial I will be throwing at them, no matter how devastating it may be, is for their own development into actually responsible individuals than just caricatures of some trope or cliche. They need to grow up more as the universe is actually cruel and has no favorites. There is no plot armor for the trio to enjoy, especially when they don't even know the bigger picture, but maybe things will start moving for the better once they start thinking ahead rather than getting distracted. That's as much as I can give without spoiling anything.
No.346923
Anonymous
The /MD/ renaissance is just around the corner and the exciting times are coming.
No.346924
Anonymous
Replies:>>346926
Image:177523417389.jpg(238kB, 1078x711)Screenshot_20260402_194352_Chrome.jpg
>>346923
Please!
No.346925
Anonymous
Replies:>>346926
Mylo baking oil pastries for his murder drone wife!
No.346926
Anonymous
Replies:>>346931
>>346923
>>346924
That will require a wave of good new liam materials to refresh our contentfags autism but now we only have is to shit on a cash-grab comics
>>346925
>Murder drone wife
Like those horny femcels are gonna let him off the hook that easily.
No.346927
Anonymous
Replies:>>346950
>>346909
Kek, unfortunately for her, the last humans do not strive to reproduce, so fantasies will remain fantasies.
No.346928
Anonymous
>>346915
Need too.
No.346929
Anonymous
>>346916
Holy kek.
No.346930
Anonymous
>>346923
I'll start drawing for this place soon, and my first piece will be about Buddy. Because he's cool.
No.346931
Anonymous
>>346926
>Like those horny femcels are gonna let him off the hook that easily.
His wife fucks him in front of them
No.346932
Anonymous
>>346931
How much does she charge them to watch?
No.346933
Anonymous
>>346931
>Cuckqueans
Why are drones like this if a man fucks another drone?
No.346934
Anonymous
Jane and Abby interaction upon first meeting... probably
https://x.com/BurgerBunn_/status/2039941761360101437?s=20
No.346935
Anonymous
chubby Solver Sapiens…
No.346936
Anonymous
how is Jane still one of the most talked about OCs after all these years
No.346937
Anonymous
Replies:>>346940
>>346936
She's cute
No.346938
Anonymous
Replies:>>346939
What if humans and drones lived in a giant drone like humans in 40k live on starships.
No.346939
Anonymous
Replies:>>346943
>>346938
>Cyn vores several star systems with billions of humans and drones
>Society continues to exist inside the Void
No.346940
Anonymous
Image:177523824209.png(136kB, 1310x740)sleepy jane.png
>>346937
Not true
No.346941
Anonymous
Image:177523885472.jpg(943kB, 1079x1756)0c6974f0b977cd9c8f52f79a5adc6c8f.jpg
>>346687
>Get infected with Nurgle’s rot.
>A supernatural plague gifted by the Chaos God Nurgle.
>The parasite adapts and no longer bound by any limits.
>She becomes a galactical mycelial network, a living virus consuming her dying world.
>It spreads endlessly, any planet’s core acting as cells for either reproduction or consumption.
>All inhabitants will get infected regardless of their defense.
>Any infected planets is best to be quarantine and left alone.
> You don’t die.
>You just keep rotting… and loving every second of it.
> Your core remains active, no matter how much your body decays.
>You cherish all the good memories of friends and family as you are rusting away.
>You live multiple lifes for decades under spores illusions although one second in the real world has passed.
>Your soul will be reborn in the Garden of Nurgle with a zombie drone companion.
No.346942
Anonymous
>>346936
Too many think with their dicks rather than their brains.
The ones that think with their brains rather than their dicks are out getting laid.
And the ones that do neither decided to get together to form their own image board that has slowly been rotting away since 2009.
No.346943
Anonymous
Replies:>>346946
>>346939
I was thinking more like living in a giant mech N and the people would live symbiotically with a drone the size of a small town. Like they would maintain it, farm in there, make houses and have relationships with drones etc.
No.346944
Anonymous
>>346936
Magic Mouse clutches her Bonnie and hisses
No.346945
Anonymous
Replies:>>346956
>>346936
Almost everything we discuss is downstream of Jane’s creation. It’s hard to describe just how much influence she’s had on the threads, for better or worse.
No.346946
Anonymous
Replies:>>346947
>>346943
Technically the Solver is a giant drone. The drones' little black hope is part of then and the humans and drones she consumed live in there
No.346947
Anonymous
>>346946
No its not. Its some eldritch thing that might not even have a body and Cyn is regular drone size.
No.346948
Anonymous
>>346936
I don't know, I just like her.
No.346949
Anonymous
>>346936
Spiteposting and Pillar melty.
No.346950
Anonymous
Replies:>>346951
>>346927
I mean...what stopping her on crossing that line....
>fucking them while they sleep
No.346951
Anonymous
>>346950
That's rape if both male and female drones do that.
No.346952
Anonymous
Replies:>>346953
What if Anon is actually a slave to Beretta, enslaving a human that is emotionally isolated and harassed by her mother and she saw an opportunity to snatch herself a humie slave?
No.346953
Anonymous
Image:177524189088.png(391kB, 890x781)akita doorman (original character) drawn by blenderanon - 465e590e15f7fc4b8305eda79c819681.png
>>346952
this is keeter country now buddy
No.346954
Anonymous
Image:177524219184.jpg(6kB, 349x300)1663409054596713.jpg
>>346953
Beretta is the ONE and TRUE child of Uzi Doorman! Only Beretta can have slave humies!
No.346955
Anonymous
>>346953
Uzi doesn’t love her
No.346956
Anonymous
>>346945
>Almost everything we discuss is downstream of Jane’s creation.
What was downstream of her, other than the other military failgirl lesbians?
No.346957
Anonymous
Image:177524349148.png(1.29MB, 4258x3808)Untitled1330_20260403201000.png
Who would win?
>Cici big booba.
>Pavo ass.
No.346958
Anonymous
No.346959
Anonymous
No.346960
Anonymous
>>346957
>Who would win?
anon, squished between them
No.346961
Anonymous
Replies:>>346964
Image:177524393021.png(351kB, 1010x670)Sentinel Teli is a big squirming mess.png
Reading old threads, it's a little funny to realize how much drama we actually create.

And Sentinel Teli. Sentinel Teli is God's grace bestowed upon our sinful souls, and may we offer prayers of gratitude in such a dark hour. Amen.
No.346962
Anonymous
>>346957
Bonnies tits
No.346963
Anonymous
>>346957
Cici's were designed for mass appeal for the type of people who go to gas stations, while Pavo's is a high-class sculpt designed by a botfucker, for botfuckers.
But Cici has more features in hers, and more appeal to both "normal" people and total degenerates, while Pavo's is just nice.
No.346964
Anonymous
>>346961
That an unfortunate side effect of us having to deal with at-minimum one anon that's done nothing but force drama the entire time they've been here
No.346965
Anonymous
Image:177524468600.jpg(651kB, 1869x1874)@Anticristnoceda.jpg
No.346966
Anonymous
Video:177524491550.mp4(118kB / h264, 640x578)spongebob-angry.mp4
>>346965
EUGH
No.346967
Anonymous
Replies:>>346978
>>346965
suddenly thinking about that pinecest artist
No.346968
Anonymous
>>346963
with Cici you have to factor in the caveat of her contents
No.346969
Anonymous
Image:177524569831.png(497kB, 776x741)174582759367.png
>TFW performing routine maintenance on your mech drone, but you're Bob
No.346970
Anonymous
Replies:>>346978
No.346971
Anonymous
>>346965
Nigga

Why
No.346972
Anonymous
>>346900
Very cute gremlin Anon.
No.346973
Anonymous
>>346963
That's a needlessly verbose way to say that you're gay.
No.346974
Anonymous
No.346975
Anonymous
Replies:>>346980
>>346969
>but you're Bob
i dun geddit
No.346976
Anonymous
Replies:>>346989
Image:177524771705.png(38kB, 1012x319)55bf0b61a937d9b7a72b55e03e35cb08.png
We need a jobcumentary on the joblin species
No.346977
Anonymous
Replies:>>346981
>>346969
Bob's my uncle.
No.346978
Anonymous
Replies:>>347056
Image:177524855396.jpg(68kB, 1024x712)1715200216092317.jpg
>>346965
>>346967
>>346970
No.346979
Anonymous
The tesslings hunger
No.346980
Anonymous
Image:177524881119.png(90kB, 1061x568)original character - d0c74056e67fcdae308304aaa72faf64.png
>>346975
>green related

Tldr: pilot and technician for a cavdrone that enjoys her oil "fresh." Lures drones to her out of a combination of fear and legitimately not understanding that this is outside her rights as a warmachine.
No.346981
Anonymous
>>346977
Why does your uncle do THIS:>>346980
No.346982
Anonymous
>>346980
Well that's no good.
Get the charge rifle.
No.346983
Anonymous
No.346984
Anonymous
Pavo moobs milk.
No.346985
Anonymous
>>346984
And a female adapter, voice module and peg legs too!
No.346986
Anonymous
Replies:>>347005
Image:177525054446.jpg(41kB, 460x308)Spoiler image
>>346985
Unnecessary.
No.346987
Anonymous
Image:177525084160.jpg(136kB, 839x1280)202604032213089221169494105324696.jpg
No.346988
Anonymous
Might have rejected that handler has comited wacrimes meme on accident can you please reupload it
No.346989
Anonymous
>>346976
Joblins is J, but not J.
No.346990
Anonymous
Replies:>>346992
Image:177525119265.png(1.05MB, 1000x1300)1768045411648.png
Conduct unethical experiments on drones. It's fun.
No.346991
Anonymous
Replies:>>347004
Image:177525127027.png(127kB, 535x780)Shewillsitonyourface.png
>>346984
>>346985
Let's also make her plump and a gamer
No.346992
Anonymous
Replies:>>346995
Image:177525130902.jpg(1,022kB, 2445x3216)HOLYCUTE.jpg
>>346990
Ok but we turn women into drones first
No.346993
Anonymous
Sentimomma holly built you your girlfriend because none of the girls you showed interest in were good enough for her
No.346994
Anonymous
Replies:>>347016
>>346993
She will use all her genius and all her resources to prove her greatness in this godforsaken world. She will create a true monster, not even a war machine, but a machine of Armageddon, capable of burning entire worlds like dry grass. A true masterpiece, a cut diamond.

And all because she doesn't want to see some slut drone in her family tree.
No.346995
Anonymous
>>346992
I now have two images of teacher drones in my head, and both are damn cute.
No.346996
Anonymous
Hunting Pidge eggs on easter.
No.346997
Anonymous
Nailing Pidge to a cross for Easter.
No.346998
Anonymous
Replies:>>346999
Image:177525286023.jpg(160kB, 744x637)NOOOO.jpg
No.346999
Anonymous
>>346998
>Negev leaves the room to have a panic attack because the universe just changed on her again and she's the only one who remembers it not being like this
No.347000
Anonymous
Image:177525310097.png(140kB, 405x547)e6333f31846c36e2fe5d050a3b50c3d7.png
How screwed are you if you saw this?
No.347001
Anonymous
>>347000
Leg locked, raw
No.347002
Anonymous
>>347000
First, I'll shit my pants and run away with all my might, afraid that she'll tear me apart, but the heart on her chest says that, it seems, before that, she'll completely destroy my honor as a man.
No.347003
Anonymous
Replies:>>347012
Eldritch J keeps stealing all my fucking chickem nuggets.
No.347004
Anonymous
Replies:>>347006
>>346991
Haha, absolutely not.
No.347005
Anonymous
>>346986
Absolutely necessary, actually.
No.347006
Anonymous
Replies:>>347008
Image:177525481086.png(348kB, 630x847)masqy and serial designation dubs (original character) drawn by bunny - df090ed03a4eeed0aaa5a38128cfa9b2.png
>>347004
How about I do anyway~?
No.347007
Anonymous
No.347008
Anonymous
Replies:>>347009
>>347006
Don't. You'll get rectal cancer.
Cyn's in a silly mood today.
No.347009
Anonymous
Image:177525548285.jpg(59kB, 1080x904)176021584489.jpg
>>347008
I will distract her first then... but how?
No.347010
Anonymous
>>347009
Abble juice.
No.347011
Anonymous
Image:177525576855.jpg(20kB, 736x444)1768045888340.jpg
>>347009
Why would you want to deceive such an innocent creature? What evil did she commit to achieve this?
No.347012
Anonymous
Replies:>>347017
Image:177525592502.png(4.52MB, 4000x6000)1768045411723.png
>>347003
Just tell her it's not Uzi.
No.347013
Anonymous
Image:177525596681.png(97kB, 948x615)alice (murder drones) drawn by j_apologist - cea4beb77574a8f48a00ea7447acf4ff.png
>>346993
>Anon's girlfriend facing down and destroying a stream of increasingly powerful Sentinel-derivatives trying to prove herself "worthy of his hand," constantly scrapping weapons and self-upgrades together for the next "bout" and, ultimately, for a duel against Holly herself
>Anon has no clue about any of this, but he's incredibly concerned about how often his wife comes home half slagged and/or two feet taller
No.347014
Anonymous
>>347000
Pretty screwed, but not as screwed as I'd be if Lizzy was a solver witch
No.347015
Anonymous
Video:177525629092.webm(2.95MB / 0:01:08 / vp9, 1000x562)Eject.webm
>>347000
>mfw
No.347016
Anonymous
Image:177525649287.png(112kB, 361x467)teli (original character) drawn by ja-sin - 2f84ab0dacf3c44b0d17e9861ec25c52.png
>>346994
Mom I told you she's not... ok, look, the bunnysuit has history to it. She's not got a Dronelyfans either! And why would ANY worker drone run off with a Dissassembler? Fucking hell ma you've made her cry again...
No.347017
Anonymous
Image:177525668796.jpg(88kB, 736x736)b1477766d5f7d41e59c832cc0817da16.jpg
>>347012
>[That. Sounds Like What An Uzi. Would Say. Suspicious Squint]
No.347018
Anonymous
Image:177525751194.png(527kB, 1079x1055)8d24c8226a9bf0508c1030b548ed8e6f.png
>>347016
The solution is to take her to your room and take that bunny suit off
No.347019
Anonymous
Replies:>>347020
Image:177525911113.png(2.44MB, 2975x3850)1768045411617.png
>>347016
>"Dad, tell her!" What do you tell to one of the most powerful beings in the universe in the body of a absolute war machine, anon?
No.347020
Anonymous
Replies:>>347097
>>347019
"You literally only came back after 20 years to drop off another drone that looks suspiciously like you and make my son's girlfriend cry?"
No.347021
Anonymous
Image:177525944957.png(200kB, 1000x1300)John but with more sharper and angular brows.png
>A thought pop into cyns head
>[What if Johns eyes were more angular?]
>Thought appears
>Cyn felt a shiver down her eldritch spine
>Its uncanny
No.347022
Anonymous
Replies:>>347024
Image:177525975874.png(625kB, 1237x720)tumblr_7d14ce49465490c966ffbcf7ff7cebcd_19482112_1280.png
Lads, how many of you concur with >>339395 that Doll is an autismo, just less of one than Uzi and Nori so she's able to behave more or less like a normal person? And for that matter, do we think Yeva was also slightly autistic?
No.347023
Anonymous
>>347009
turn that shit up to max and watch her fly into the wall behind her at mach jesus
No.347024
Anonymous
Image:177526047167.jpg(319kB, 1159x1319)dollnlizz.jpg
>>347022
Absolutely, and Yeva was totally nonverbal for all all the scenes she's in. Maybe not autistic but perhaps traumatized, either that or maybe damaged by experimentation done to her at some point.
No.347025
Anonymous
Yeva didn't talk because Glitch only had one actress fluent in Russian.
No.347026
Anonymous
Give Oogi a bag of Welch's fruit snacks.
No.347027
Anonymous
No.347028
Anonymous
Image:177526279222.png(247kB, 875x1050)cyn and john the human (original character and 1 more) drawn by itanon - 1b388fca74d2cc53cdcdd9b3768b6394.png
>>347021
>Peak John form
>Cyn aims to achieve this at least once a day
No.347029
Anonymous
>>347021
This is Johns world
He just lets Cyn live in it
No.347030
Anonymous
Replies:>>347033
>>346893
If N didn't want to be flashed then he shouldn't be so cute
No.347031
Anonymous
Image:177526659425.jpg(2.81MB, 5400x3000)3Morons.jpg
Update, starting to work in some details and fix proportions, K is pretty close to on-model now, I've moved her as close as I can to the shows design without sacrificing her identifying features.
I'm going to work my way over and hopefully have O and L done tomorrow at which point I'll start designing their uniforms.
Greentext update tomorrow.
No.347032
Anonymous
Replies:>>347034
>>347031
Pure sex energy emanating from the one on the far right
No.347033
Anonymous
Replies:>>347058
Image:177526710923.jpg(56kB, 736x518)FriendlyFeeding.jpg
>>347030
[Agreed. *Giggle*]
No.347034
Anonymous
Replies:>>347035
Image:177526746334.jpg(67kB, 690x1035)download.jpg
>>347032
>>347031

>more used goods

Based and Vpilled. Surely she has no idea what she's doing or why her existence is a horror beyond comprehension.
No.347035
Anonymous
Replies:>>347038
>>347034
Like J, she is into the Corporate slave roleplay lock, stock and barrel. Shes monomaniacally obsessed with Holly and Cyn disguises her orders to L as directives straight from her, blacked out and redacted of course but with a very convincing voice mimic.
L is the nominal squad leader and a close-range specialist and berserker, shes basically a blender on legs and enjoys getting soaked in oil when hunting. This activity gets her soaked other places too.
Her weakness lies in that aggression though, she has a hairtrigger temper and often lets herself get damaged or led into traps because of tunnel vision.

In one of the old K greentexts she drags O into a trap where workers use demolition explosives to drop a skyscraper on the two of them, K remains functioning because as usual she hangs back.
No.347036
Anonymous
For me, it's Giga L.
No.347037
Anonymous
Replies:>>347039
>MD But Khan Is Voiced By Doug Walker
No.347038
Anonymous
Replies:>>347044
Image:177526939085.png(667kB, 2470x1765)serial designation l(phoenix) (original character) drawn by mercurialmorose - 3ab39c4648d72015219daecc17b129fa.png
>>347035
>Holly's #1 fan: knows enough about Calibern to look up to its CEO
>Not picked as a research subject

kek. out of curiosity what would happen if she met the real Holly? Squealing? Supplication? Cyn overriding the squad and setting them into feral hunt mode?
No.347039
Anonymous
>>347037
He does the funny scream when N stabs Uzi
No.347040
Anonymous
>Murder Drones, but it's co-directed by Tarantino
No.347041
Anonymous
>>347040
>Tarantino puts himself in the show in a scene where V shoves her peg into his mouth
No.347042
Anonymous
>>347040
>it's exactly the same except the DDs have feet with toes
No.347043
Anonymous
Replies:>>347100
Image:177527053037.png(414kB, 520x782)Page 760.png
>>346778
>I'd imagine that Upsilon (squamate 3) is a lot less willing to put up with her shit than N would be as well
Rho and Upsilon act a lot like siblings to one another, giving each other shit constantly
>could be that she never gets respected and constantly tries to hold authority that she doesn't have over others
Eta respects Rho enough to place her in 2nd in command when she isn't around so she does have some authority, it's mostly just over Upsilon which he does have to respect because it was Eta's decision. Upsilon just doesn't take her as seriously as he does Eta
No.347044
Anonymous
Replies:>>347047
>>347038
Supplication, almost embarrassingly self-effacing. L is one of those drones who view humans as sort of scary, unpredictable, capricious demigods, and she treats Holly as essentially her personal divinity.
Back when L was a captured program-scrambled test subject Holly cultivated this in L because it made her more pliant.

O is an eternal cynic and skeptic, he is suspicious of everyone and chafes under the control of any other being. He doesn't like or thrive in conflict like L though, he takes any opportunity possible to just go off on his own. In the end though he tends to always get dragged along with whoever has power over him.

K is deeply conflicted in how she relates to humans, she has a programmed in desire for human affirmation, but her first memories are of being discarded by company handlers almost as soon as she came online. Theres a simmering resentment in her towards human beings for that.
She would actively cooperate with Cyn even fully conscious of the cost for another shot at Holly, the woman is the personification of hate and terror for K. She was the one who bit off Holly's right arm, and she'd be eager to finish the job.
No.347045
Anonymous
Replies:>>347046
>>347040
N is voiced by a black man and Khan is super racist
No.347046
Anonymous
>>347045
>Khan concept art of him with a Mauser
Uh oh
No.347047
Anonymous
Replies:>>347049
>>347044
So how come Holly used K and not L as the base-mentality of the Sentinels? Seems like loyalty would be a better investment than the at-best moderate increase in combat efficiency the use of K's consciousness provided?
No.347048
Anonymous
>Pavo spots Techanon from behind in the hall
>He decides that, if his gear's designed off a peacock, he may as well try courting him like one
>He picks up speed and walks past Anon, then starts shaking his ass at him
>Then turns around, feathers splayed out and powering on as he strikes a gay little pose
>Every worker in the hall bolts at the sight
>Anon's just completely lost and closes his eyes, waiting for a flash that never comes
>"...okay, what was that?" he asks once he's brave enough to open his eyes
>Pavo awkwardly drops the pose and takes a step back, feathers folding away
>"I... just thought that since peacocks, you know..." he says slowly, blush lines inching up his visor
>Techanon takes a deep breath and exhales slowly through his nose, finding no words worth saying
>A nearby security camera beeps
>"I'M RECORDING THAT! OH GOD THAT WAS HILARIOUS!" says a shrill, harpy-like voice from over the camera's intercom, laughing uproariously before it beeps and cuts out
>Pavo closes his digital eyes as he blushes harder
No.347049
Anonymous
>>347047
Because of the baselines. If you wipe away all the memories and experiences and just look at the basic values of their personality matrices, K is extremely stable, cool under pressure, fatalistic and both willing and able to comprehend and will her own end.
L, while naturally slavishly loyal is unstable, prone to eruptions of temper or impulsive outbursts.
The benefits of her personal devotion and energetic disposition were deemed to be outweighed by the negatives.
No.347050
Anonymous
Replies:>>347150
>>347048
>Pavo remembers his feathers are weaponized, not ornamental. Accidentally pulls the equivalent of pointing a loaded gun at Techanon

Kek. I imagine Harper had a long conversation about "feature safety" with him after.
No.347051
Anonymous
Image:177527240210.png(81kB, 534x528)Screenshot 2026-04-03 221306.png
>>347049
>Holly's canonically the reason humans never developed Pavoesque wifebot warmachines desperate to win their technician's affection

Damn, she really is a monster...
No.347052
Anonymous
>>347049
>Holly siding against the powers of love, friendship in favor of an at most slightly more competent J

Kekl. No wonder they couldn't win out: their literal sole motivation for opposing the solver is "because my code says to" rather than having anything to fight FOR except TSD.
No.347053
Anonymous
>holly black bagged her sons drome girlfriend because she wasn't up to snuff
>"I love Anon!" Okay, and?
>She doesn't exist now, she's been unpersonned harder than a dissenter in the USSR
No.347054
Anonymous
Sex
No.347055
Anonymous
Image:177527502229.jpg(133kB, 443x864)strawberry (original character) drawn by nuke and strawberryanon - 58417f9e6f89b2730d075bc82be3de90.jpg
>>347053
>Some years later while Anon's enjoying life with the Sentinel that "coincidentally" helped him through the grieving process, he hears a knock at their door
>Moving to open it, he sees the mirror image of his old girlfriend run up for a hug
>Well, almost mirror image
>He doesn't remember yellow eyes...
No.347056
Anonymous
Replies:>>347073
Image:177527553142.jpg(360kB, 1080x1768)9741556850232.jpg
>>346978
Remember everyone, Cyncest is Wincest!
No.347057
Anonymous
Replies:>>347103
Did you guys hear about the Dronetemis II mission where drones are being sent to Delta Pavonis to make contact with humans?
No.347058
Anonymous
Replies:>>347064
Image:177527578247.gif(327kB, 320x180)AAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!.gif
>>347033
>"Friendly Feeding"
Something tells me that if I could see N's face, it would rather be that of fear and concern.
No.347059
Anonymous
>>347009
Do you have the GIF version of this by chance?
No.347060
Anonymous
I have deleted the Murder Drones Super-Mega-Historical-Funtime Archive.
The Burning of the Library of Droneandria will continue.
No.347061
Anonymous
Replies:>>347063
>>347060
Fucking hell anon did you? We've still yet to transfer like a third of the greens alone from that thing!

... if not, do you still have the link to the thing? I lost it at some point in the last month and can't seem to find it anywhere now. I've downloaded a couple of greens from there and I'd like to do a few more
No.347062
Anonymous
>>347060
This is either a bad joke or Tomoe.
No.347063
Anonymous
>>347061
Yes.
All greentexts are now virtual dust and I shall laugh evilly while my oogi guards continue to fan my supreme being with palm leaves.
No.347064
Anonymous
Image:177527705223.jpg(51kB, 736x547)PerfectPuppet.jpg
>>347058
Nonsense! N loves doing anything! Especially helping his little sister sate her appetites! He wouldn't want her to get hurt would he?
No.347065
Anonymous
Image:177527735539.png(881kB, 1923x1947)Spoiler image
I... wish to share this old screencap that made me smile when I stare at it :)
No.347066
Anonymous
>>347065
Mpreg fetishists are bizarre.
No.347067
Anonymous
Replies:>>347077
Khannie will now seductively build you a new door
No.347068
Anonymous
>>347060
nobody cares writefriend
No.347069
Anonymous
Replies:>>347071
dental demonstration drone turned DD that the other DDs make fun of for having braces
No.347070
Anonymous
Image:177527827658.png(92kB, 473x440)Spoiler image
>>347060
Where link(just to be sure)
Not like I need it or anything
No.347071
Anonymous
Replies:>>347106
Image:177527831957.jpg(100kB, 900x900)DentalDemonstration.jpg
>>347069
Not for long!
No.347072
Anonymous
Replies:>>347074
Imagine the thickness of Holly's robo-bush. A veritable garden of eden of lush pubic hair, wet with a dew of her needy no-life scientist arousal.
No.347073
Anonymous
Replies:>>347149
Image:177527845721.jpg(41kB, 735x534)N & Cyn.jpg
>>347056
Agreed, but either you're stretching the definition to the breaking point or you posted the wrong image fren.
No.347074
Anonymous
Replies:>>347075
>>347072
what, is she wearing a merkin?
No.347075
Anonymous
>>347074
She's merely augmented! The Biologicals department
has managed incredible things under her command!
No.347076
Anonymous
Average /md/ thread content:
Canceled
Porn
Slop
Porn
Hiatus
Unfinished
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Canceled
No.347077
Anonymous
Replies:>>347080
Image:177527889960.png(333kB, 512x642)Screenshot 2026-04-04 000111.png
>>347067
>This kills the Boyzi
>Whether by despair or by his ensuing retardation who knows
No.347078
Anonymous
>>346922
it's you? damn, so my hunch was right
No.347079
Anonymous
Replies:>>347081
Image:177527910645.jpg(307kB, 1318x1018)liam vickers drawn by pocketsteaks - 6b7356a5019515bb5657f7b96344c7d4.jpg
>>347076
Teacher! Do all Sentinel greens count as Solver War or only those set mid/pre show? Also do mid-show Copper-9 greens count as solver war?
No.347080
Anonymous
>>347077
Who do you think caused the need for a new door?
No.347081
Anonymous
>>347079
>Do all Sentinel greens count as Solver War or only those set mid/pre show? Also do mid-show Copper-9 greens count as solver war?
The latter
No
No.347082
Anonymous
Image:177528001398.png(773kB, 1000x1044)The calling of the light.png
>1/2
>For the paat few weeks Colt haven't been gettinf much sleep
>Tossing and turning around
>Waking up in the dead of night
>Mind scrambled and confused of the things he sees within his sleep
>Or at least...what he can at least what he can remember: a blur most of the time
>He's not sure if its the solver messing with his mind,the whole putting your brain into a game,or whatever it may be
>He just simply wanted to rest
>Even though he didn't want to go to them first, he begrudgingly went to them. Terros. If memory serves him well Terros have the ability to produce neurotoxins within their mouth. He doesn't know how she does it but if you live within a world filled with eldrich gods,the supernatural and the insane it becomes a normal tuesday
>But he digress. He remembers that his aunt and a bit of John help her on exploring her range with that ability, though she kept that information closed off,(probably for a good reason), have knowledge on how to sooth the mind
>Thus he stopped by at her place and ask for help...she provided a simple tea box for him. A "simple remedy" she exclaimed that can cure his worry mind to rest...though a part of him is hesitant but still took the chance. Afterall it just tea
>...
>After a couple minutes getting back home and warming up the tea...Colt stared at the tea for a bit...that hesitation still lingers on in his mind. The tea cup feeling heavier than usual but he's too tired of it all
>So taking a breath of courage and drank the entire cup in a single go. And soon he felt the affects, his body feeling like sludge, visor feeling heavy, the feeling of his bed slowly sinking his body deeper and deeper
>deeper and deeper
>Until eventually sinking in like a anchor in the sea. Plunging deep to what seems to be the very bottom of a blacken abyss...but yet it felt...comforting; soothing even
>Soon he felt his body sway at the very bottom of the abyss...comfort at last. His mind at ease. Body relaxed, everything feeling okay...that until he heard a voice
>???:[Ɖօռ'ȶ ʏօʊ ʄɨռɖ ɨȶ ǟʟʟ ֆօ ȶɨʀɨռɢ?]
>Colt quickly jolt up too see who it was...was it...thats him
>D.Colt:[Ɨ ӄռօա ʏօʊ ʄɛɛʟ ɨȶ ȶօօ. Ǟʟʟ օʄ ʍǟɖռɛֆֆ, ȶɦɛ ɛռɖʟɛֆֆ ʀʊռ ǟʀօʊռɖ, ȶɦɛ ֆɨʟɛռƈɛ ȶɦɛʏ ɢɨʋɛ ȶօ ʏօʊ...ȶօ ʊֆ. Ɨȶֆ ǟʟʟ ɮʊȶ ǟռռօʏɨռɢ]
>Colt:"...Aaaah I get it now...your suppose to be my in-"
>D.Colt:[Ռօ. Ɖօռ'ȶ ʟɨɛ ȶօ ʏօʊʀֆɛʟʄ ռօա. ʏօʊ ӄռօա ɛӽǟƈȶʟʏ աɦǟȶ Ɨ ǟʍ: ʏօʊʀ ȶʀʊɛ ʄɛɛʟɨռɢֆ. Ֆօ ǟռʏ ʟɨɛ ʏօʊ ʍǟӄɛ Ɨ'ʟʟ ӄռօա.]
>Colt froze at this dream version of himself. The felt colden and quick like a kitchens knife...But the moment he saw his dreamself turn and look him dead within the eyes he can see the emotion clear: Spite
>Colt:"...So...what do I got to do get rid of you then...or at least satisfy me?"
>D.Colt:[Ֆɨʍքʟɛ: Ֆƈʀɛǟʍ. ʟɛȶ ɨȶ ǟʟʟ օʊȶ. ʟɛǟʋɛ ռօ ɖʀօք ɮɛɦɨռɖ. Ƈǟʊֆɛ Ɨ ӄռօա ȶɦǟȶ աɛ'ʀɛ ɢɛȶȶɨռɢ ȶɨʀɛɖ օʄ ɦօʟɖɨռɢ ɨȶ ɮǟƈӄ...ֆօ քʟɛǟֆɛ ʝʊֆȶ ֆƈʀɛǟʍ ʄօʀ ʍɛ. ʄօʀ ʊֆ, ʝʊֆȶ ȶɦɨֆ օռƈɛ]
>Colt still lay there staring at himself...he doesnt like what what himself is saying but...he cannot deny it...it is becoming tiring. Especially when it feels so isolating at times at home
>...So a deep breath Colt let out all of his frustrations. Every single word he wanted to say, every pent up thought,every tick he ever felt, all of it came out like a violent sea
>But the more he said the more of a strange tempo he began hearing
No.347083
Anonymous
Replies:>>347087
Image:177528015560.png(137kB, 1122x1292)CactusGotCocky.png
this was a fun little trend
No.347084
Anonymous
Image:177528114504.png(722kB, 1000x1300)The scorn of a beloved cries.png
>>347082
>2/2
>But within his heart, within his soul he must continued on
>So it kept on gushing out more and more
>And the more he gushed out the tempo grew louder and louder
>Till eventually those very words became notes. Snaring of drums,electric keyboards stringing out,synthetic musical sprawl around him like a cage
>Before he knew it he was singing a melody: it felt wonderful
>He did not care if he became his dream self
...colt...
>He did not care if they appear in his dream, infact he welcome them bith to his performance
...Colt...
>He did not care the thousands of eyes staring down upon him, he'll make sure they keep their gaze upon him!
..Colt..
>He'll make sure that THEY ARE WATCHING!
.COlT.
>HE'LL MAKE SURE THAT-
>Beretta:"COLT!"
>Colt:"GAH!"
>Beretta:"Robo-god I've been saying your name trying to wake you up you damn numb skull!"
>Colt rub his visor, still a bit hazy but enough to get his bearings in
>Colt:"Sorry...how...how long I've been sleeping for?"
>Beretta:"For a near bloody hour cause thag how long I've been doing to wake your noggin up! What did you even take that you sleeping that long?!"
>Colt:"Oh...I...well I got some herbal tea from Terros. Havent been sleeping to well if you been paying attention"
>Beretta:"Well I mostly assume that you either been playing video games for long period of time ooor..."
>Colt:"Or what?"
>Beretta:"maybe talking to a giiiiiirl"
>Beretta gave a smug look to Colt but he wasnt having it
>Beretta:"Geez whats with that look...well anyway just waking you up that we got some take out and if you want some. Thats all"
>Colt:"Oh...well..thanks sis. I'll be there to grab a bite"
>Beretta:"Good. Dont want mom and dad scolding me on not being a 'good sister""
>And before Beretta left his room she told him one last thinf before she left
>Beretta:"And another this bro...word of advice, keep and eye on what your friend does....I get Terros is your buddy but the way she think at times...its unnerving...especially with that blank look she sometimes gives"
>Beretta:"...Welp anyway dont eat all the food alright"
>Colt:"...Alrighr Ill be "careful" next time"
>Soon colt followed suit behind...but when waking up he felt his body felt so light. Almost like a feather, his tiredness is almosr gone,his robotic joints feeling alot more smoother...it felt good
>...
>Perhaps...
>And drink of that tea wouldn't hurt again...
>Right?
No.347085
Anonymous
Replies:>>347110
>>346922
Dunno about that one. Not in that you don't intend on having them grow, but it seems like there was no reasonable way for the trio and friends to avoid any of what's happened so far no matter how responsible they were. Whatever decisions they make, however responsible or not, are just arbitrarily the wrong ones:

>Hear about strange stuff in the Bunker and move to investigate immediately?
>Punished(random supernatural bullshit)

>Trust a close friend's song recommendation?
>Punished(personality-rewriting magic go! especially the kind that doesn't require admin access or leave ANY indicators but behavior!)

>Trust a well known repairman that you've come to personally befriend with repair work?
>Punished

>Reflect that workers are likely uncomfortable with a genocide robot and, as such, the responsible thing to do is accept them being wary around you instead of treating it as a 'problem' to 'fix?'
>Punished

>Attempt to block a normal artillery shell not with *just* a main-host's Solver, but with a full on matter erasing [NULL] because you suspect your standard force field isn't enough?
>PUNISHED! TAKE NEAR-LETHAL DAMAGE AND ALSO NORI ALMOST DIES AND ALSO NOBODY REGENERATES BECAUSE FUCK-YOU (you should have known this particular cannon had anti-solver bullshit stuff used nowhere else ever)


Add that to the fact that, frankly speaking, the Cult never could have gotten off the ground were the trio as careless with worker lives as we see in the music video (where weird acting = fix it immediately or kill the drone) and you've got a horrible circumstance they had literally no way of preventing except by being LESS responsible. I gotta accept them having what is anti-plot armor (since that carried them so hard in the original show) but at the same time you've to admit that's what it is: there was nothing anyone, Khan or Uzi, could reasonably do to either figure out what was happening or stop it before it did. Therefore the horrible things that happen to them feel not like their failures in responsibility or planning, but "fuck-you"s from a universe that's not merely unfair, but actively resents them in particular and will bend its own rules to make them fail.
No.347086
Anonymous
Replies:>>347091
Image:177528178503.png(597kB, 799x860)akita doorman and colt doorman (original character and 1 more) drawn by blenderanon - 9e035382152e3f56953f439dc667ab12.png
>>347084
>Colt chudmaxxing again

this is why everybody likes Keeter better than you, racist or not
No.347087
Anonymous
>>347083
>ImmineNt sexo

Thank you low-resolution N, I'll be sure to enjoy every minute of it!
No.347088
Anonymous
Replies:>>347090
Easter Jane.
No.347089
Anonymous
>>347076
>Canceled

Hah! Shows what you know! Greens don't get canceled: they just aren't written.
No.347090
Anonymous
Image:177528210990.png(25kB, 805x858)jane the human (original character) drawn by pocketsteaks - 73a9e173e63c70161fb6a40da5601d38.png
>>347088
with many eggs!
No.347091
Anonymous
Replies:>>347092
>>347086
What's in the box
No.347092
Anonymous
Replies:>>347094
Image:177528229158.png(475kB, 863x945)akita doorman and alpha (original character) drawn by lilblucat - 4051249ba71c8d4d20547e4231471640.png
>>347091
>Alpha
No.347093
Anonymous
>>347076
>Ignoring all the good greens and arts recently.
No.347094
Anonymous
Replies:>>347099
>>347092
But is Alpha happy with this, or does he feel used?
No.347095
Anonymous
Image:177528704502.png(3.34MB, 1858x1944)cummed down.png
No.347096
Anonymous
No.347097
Anonymous
No.347098
Anonymous
No.347099
Anonymous
Replies:>>347133
Image:177528800726.png(403kB, 1100x859)imagekeet.png
>>347094
he's fine
No.347100
Anonymous
No.347101
Anonymous
>>347048
Holy kek.
No.347102
Anonymous
>>347053
Damn, Holly has no brakes.
No.347103
Anonymous
No.347104
Anonymous
>>347095
Alright, which one of you assholes had sex with an oogi?
No.347105
Anonymous
>>347065
Oh, golden age.
No.347106
Anonymous
No.347107
Anonymous
Replies:>>347126
>>347082
>>347084
Niga, it's fucking cool.
No.347108
Anonymous
Replies:>>347120
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No.347109
Anonymous
Replies:>>347123
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Brother, you can use the same post to reply to more than one post. It's not hard, just hit the reply button and make a new line break for the next >>entry
No.347110
Anonymous
>>347085
The universe is indeed unfair. When someone is actually conspiring against you in secret, and you have no inkling of it because you believe you no longer have any enemies, then they certainly wouldn't be able to do anything. There's a lesson to be learned in staying as an outcast, especially if they operate under the notion that they are some kind of god or hero. The concept of absolute disregard for anyone else and thinking that everyone is too stupid enough to allow this has been removed by making sure that everyone has become at least smart enough in some way. This is what is being taken advantage of, and it might be a while before Uzi and the rest realize it, and even if they do, they have to also weigh in on whether it is something they should stop because of the intention behind it or allow to continue because of the benefit it brings.

A lot of things are happening simultaneously because the series still left a lot of things unresolved, and this is just me not giving the main cast any "breathing room" to try and solve each and every problem one at a time. Especially when they believe it's a happy ending already, when the problem they supposedly "solved" is on their tail, literally.

Every strange "tech" introduced has its canon attribution, and as much as it appears like some personality-altering songs going about, it's not as straightforward as it may seem. I've added a lot of red herrings in the fic. Without explaining too much, one of the themes is "growing up" which unfortunately, not only the main cast needs but everyone else in the original series too.

And I make sure there is no new "anti-solver" weird tech in the fic other than what's already been established in canon. The reason why the cores can't regenerate has canon-introduced tech that may or may not be closely tied to why Nori is as she is or why she is unconscious. The explanations for these are even shown in the main series, but somehow, the series stopped utilizing these concepts and only used them once, despite how interesting they would've been if they were explored more.

It may seem punishing because of how much the main cast has suffered recently as well as how slow the releases have been. I can understand why it appears like I'm out to punish and torture them, but I'd like to see it as introducing them to the actual cruelty of the universe rather than being coddled by the plot. That the universe will not wait for you, and now that you have powers equal to a god, there are things in this world that even power cannot solve.
No.347111
Anonymous
>Happy and bad Endings for OCs
What would they look like
No.347112
Anonymous
Replies:>>347121
>teli goes up to anon to show him her easter outfit
>anon takes a look, but doesn't see a difference
>"looks just like your normal bunny suit to me"
>"you gotta find the hidden easter eggs"
>he takes another look, and notices what looks like a rubber ring beside her tail
>anon grabs the ring and gives it a tug
>teli lets out a short moan
>"just how many eggs are you hiding?"
No.347113
Anonymous
Image:177529029158.png(1.04MB, 1500x2200)Illustration18.png
hmmm, a bud paid cash for this. Seems like we are in a lobotomy season
No.347114
Anonymous
Replies:>>347153
>>347113
it's likely Gooseworx using an alt
No.347115
Anonymous
Replies:>>347116
Image:177529080139.png(979kB, 2475x1776)uzi doorman (murder drones) drawn by grimahlnik - 8c6e087f10170cda10eed5505f364ac4.png
>>347110
>Author reply

Based but is there an explanation for the null-ignoring cannon? I don't mind limiting/remove regeneration in itself(I can think of at least a couple different things from the show that would work) but I don't recall anything being able to say "begone nigger" at the black holes. Glad to hear the endgame isn't "uzi loses"(12hr compilation) but seeing "the bullet was disintegrated and it's ghost punched Uzi anyways" threw me out of the story so hard I struggle to keep up with it even now. You don't even need to give it to me: just knowing there is an explanation beyond "I needed Uzi hurt and there were no Solverdrones around" would be enough.
No.347116
Anonymous
>>347115
When a host uses NULL on something, I interpret this as something that doesn't normally disappear and become nothing. They are "consumed" by the one who activates it. Heat has been a recurring weakness of the Absolute Solver and those affiliated to it. If you NULL something that produces heat...
No.347117
Anonymous
Replies:>>347124
Image:177529134207.png(472kB, 1956x2267)uzi doorman (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - c0e5f60ff714edbb5144324d3c78daa3.png
>>347116
Much obliged Anon.
No.347118
Anonymous
The Dronepile is a secret technique that allows Drones to grow their numbers. By piling onto and mleming a human in the head, they turn the human into a Drone, who then joins the Dronepile
No.347119
Anonymous
>>347110
>>347116
this conversation interests me greatly despite me not knowing a single thing about what you guys are talking about, but I like to give kudos that you try to play around with whatever canon has shown
No.347120
Anonymous
>>347108
Uf, sex.
No.347121
Anonymous
>>347112
Holy kek.
No.347122
Anonymous
>>347113
Okay, that's funny.
No.347123
Anonymous
No.347124
Anonymous
>>347117
No problem. Thank you for reading the fanfic.
No.347125
Anonymous
>>347111
ive been meaning to draw a "bad end" version of asenath where she's died and died and died again so many times that she's basically completely necrotic and eats people in their sleep in a vain attempt at regaining cohesion. effectively making her a bogeyman type cryptid.
unfortunately i am the most disgusting good-for-nothing slacker on earth and havent drawn seriously in a month at minimum. fuck my stupid chud life.
No.347126
Anonymous
>>347107
Thanks anon
No.347127
Anonymous
Image:177529668573.png(3.34MB, 6000x6000)Yass.png
>Doing cute couple things with Y!
>(You) tattoo 'Yvonne' on your neck!
>Y gets a backplate with your name printed on it!
No.347128
Anonymous
>>347111
>U-U
Good: Farm planet and an entire dynasty of drone kids.
Bad: Farm goes under and Anon kills himself before they can stop him. They take turns roleplaying as him to keep themselves remotely sane.
>Pavo
Good: Marries Anon, maybe adopts some kids, lives to see the Solver purged completely.
Bad: Cyn breaks free and hijacks his body, gives his core just enough freedom to watch as she eats the universe using him as a proxy.
>Elf
Good: Either dies, or is repaired by a random sympathetic person who treats her nicely.
Bad: Proceed to Sentinelf.
>Sentinelf
Good: Finds self-insert technician who frees her and saves her, kills Holly in a mysterious accident, transfers back to worker and lives out a normal lifespan.
Bad: Holly uploads herself to a drone shell and lives forever, using Elf as her attack dog for eternity.
>Akita
Good: Marries Alpha and accepts herself for what she is.
Bad: That one greentext where Colt tries to have her killed.
>Y
Good: Finally attains competence and whips her squad into shape just in time for the war to end, finds an official Games Workshop "STC" 3D printer and paints endless armies.
Bad: Games Workshop survives the Solver War and begins Warhammer 40k: The End Times. Y is captured and used for focus testing where they greenlight anything that drives her into a rage.
>Negev
Good: Finally reconciles with her mom and gives her a hug, accepts what she is.
Bad: Kills Uzi, falling for Cyn's plan and getting turned into the new prime host.
>Beretta
Good: She and P/Anon get together, and she escapes her gremlin fate to live a surprisingly well-adjusted life.
Bad: Disney survives, run by drones who make more sequel trilogies forever and broadcast them to Copper-9.
>S
Good: Gets to lick a graham cracker.
Bad: You forget to give her a graham cracker to lick.
No.347129
Anonymous
No.347130
Anonymous
>>347128
>Y
Good Ending: She gets together with Anon and marries him
Bad Ending: That green where she becomes a prostitute
>Anon
Bad Ending: He marries Y
Good Ending: He learns to enjoy his marriage with Y
No.347131
Anonymous
>>347128
>Good: She and P/Anon get together, and she escapes her gremlin fate to live a surprisingly well-adjusted life.
If Beretta hooks up with Anon, does Uzi reconcile with the fact that Beretta married a human? And does Uzi accept him into the family?
No.347132
Anonymous
>>347031
The middle one looks pompous
I do not like him, his smug aura mocks me
No.347133
Anonymous
>>347099
> kind of like
FUCK YOU MEAN "KIND OF LIKE"? YOU STRAIGHT UP HAVING COITUS
No.347134
Anonymous
Image:177531102362.png(444kB, 1092x2076)Untitled1331_20260404145540.png
Masqy new outfit.
No.347135
Anonymous
>>347134
That is one cute Masqy
No.347136
Anonymous
>>347116
NTA, but what's your explanation for the brainwashing music?
No.347137
Anonymous
>>347136 (me)
>>347116
And the anti-regeneration?
No.347138
Anonymous
Replies:>>347141
>>347111
>Molly good ending
She gets out of her depression and becomes an upstanding member of society, you and her start a family together
>Molly bad ending
Cyn somehow resets Molly to be a murder clown and you watch as your intestines are used for party tricks
No.347139
Anonymous
No.347140
Anonymous
Replies:>>347161
Image:177531547258.png(514kB, 1771x1254)arrow creature and serial designation o (original character) drawn by lilblucat - b616b0a25bc82f8ed0b52f36c37c9725.png
>>347128
>Akita bad ending
>Not "accepting who she is" the other way. Going on a murder spree with her sister since she's a monster and not a drone
>Not being mindbroken as she watches her biological sibling + horse devour Colt, the only drone that regularly leaves the bunker alone, and effectively undergoing the same transformation V did pre-series

Silly anon, things can get much worse than mere betrayal.
No.347141
Anonymous
Replies:>>347143
>>347138
>Molly having kids

Gosh she'd be the single most neurotic mother you've ever seen. Probably also hillariously racist towards Disassemblers too in the "around yellows never mellow!" way: I can totally imagine her sending her kids to school with bootloops and big magnets "just in case."
No.347142
Anonymous
Image:177531593029.png(1,009kB, 1883x1440)cyn, serial designation j, absolute solver, and thad (original character and 1 more) drawn by mercurialmorose - ab8f714a2cdbe711b7adbf0f42f33e49.png
>>347113
She likes him! She does this to all her favorite people!

>inb4 Cyn gives Thad the full Manor treatment, mindwipe included, becuase she thinks he's that fun to toy with
>ends up sliding him into the main trio as the fourth squadmember that was totally-always-there-trust-me, completely throwing V out of her groove in the process
No.347143
Anonymous
>>347141
>Mol"SD-M"ly
>hillariously racist towards Disassemblers
Uncle Ruckus Themeyoutube thumb
No.347144
Anonymous
Replies:>>347145
>>347142
>"Why's there another T?"
>[J sputtering] "What are you talking about? T's always looked like this! And sounded, and acted!"
No.347145
Anonymous
Replies:>>347146
Image:177531694069.jpg(455kB, 1080x1517)Screenshot_20260404_103101_Chrome.jpg
>>347142
>>347144

>Cyn tries to shove him into V's manor memories to "make it natural"
>but she's a lazy bitch about it
>now whenever V thinks back on her history there's a shitty jpg of the smiling retard giving her finger guns in the top right corner
>this pisses her off so much she starts treating him like J does N, complete with beatings and the full on AM hate speech(she memorized the short story)
>which, of course, causes him and N to bro it up even harder in turn...
No.347146
Anonymous
>>347145
V's not that wordy, not after she got bimbofied along with everything else that happened to her when she got 177013ed. She'd just scream at him to get out of her head.
No.347147
Anonymous
>>347137
>>347136
>brainwashing music
Inching very close to spoiler territory, but all I can say is read back as to how the "brainwashing music" actually works in comparison to playing the normal files. And also, in what condition should it ever be used? Has the condition to actually use it ever occurred? Finally, what was initially shown was merely the reaction of one drone to the "brainwashing music". As I said, a lot of red herrings.

Furthermore, hypothetically speaking, if you were a sentient robot unconsciously playing into a stereotype, then you get reminded you have potential far more greater than you initially realize, and this isn't mere words of encouragement but actual, logical deduction considering "what" you are... and was also made to realize that said stereotype would lead you to nowhere in the grand scheme of things. How this entire high school charade is all unnecessary? And finally, reminded that the threat outside no longer "exists".

The stagnation is no longer imposed by an external force, but rather an internal restraint subconsciously imposed on the self. There is no more excuse to "live at the moment" while fearing that you could potentially die the very next day (while that is still true, it's not as uncertain as back then), and you may even actually start looking into the future more because you realized that Copper 9 has no government or law to speak of that can hold you down. Then, imagine this mini-revolution becoming "trendy"... and you start sharing these realizations to other people. There are even more reasons, but that's all I can give without explaining too much.


>anti-regeneration
Alice likes to experiment. Inside one of the ovens during the Cabin Fever Labs episode, some of the cores are labeled "dead" and yet they haven't become black holes like what happened to J's core when it got destroyed. Also, it was briefly mentioned in the series but Nori's body was exposed to Nanite Acid before Khan allegedly ended her (and with the many DD corpses in that place, Alice would likely have a supply of those somewhere). Finally, the effect of magnets. Combine all of those, and you get a cocktail of malfunctions for a Solver entity.

As for how this involves Nori remaining unconscious, well, that will be explained in the next chapter. If this is about how Uzi, N, and V looked like when they just arrived back to the outpost, it's not meant to describe them being injured still but rather just very tired, stressed and haggard after everything that happened. A drone may seem fine and without injury physically but mentally or internally is another thing. And they were also low on oil because the supply they had brought for the trip exploded with them.
No.347148
Anonymous
Replies:>>347151
>>347128
S is a simple creature
No.347149
Anonymous
Replies:>>347155
>>347073
Wrong image I didn't have another one
No.347150
Anonymous
>>347048
kek
>>347050
more like playing around with a flashbang
No.347151
Anonymous
>>347148
She's not simple. She's just special. It's not her fault the manufacturer was feeling a little silly that day
No.347152
Anonymous
>>347147
nta but only now do I see how much of a wasted potential Alice was
No.347153
Anonymous
Image:177531888377.png(61kB, 480x447)Spoiler image
>>347114
Nah if it was gooseworx then there would've been some vore stuff with Cyn/Cynwalker. Although goose also loves power drills going inside skulls so I guess that checks out too.
No.347154
Anonymous
Replies:>>347205
>>347143
>Them oil chugga's only want ya for yer blood an' yer cash anon
>I ain't nevah seen no yellah bulb head work an honest day in their lives
>Oh thank sentinel robot God for this blessed day, a buncha murder monkeys died today!
No.347155
Anonymous
Replies:>>347288
Image:177531915812.jpg(73kB, 736x917)db36fabfd1a797e8324aea065abb9ec1.jpg
>>347149
Then take this and be merry: the lewdest drone-on-drone action I could find.
No.347156
Anonymous
>>347134
That sure is a sharp suit she's wearing. Hope she treats it well!
No.347157
Anonymous
We have passed a law that makes giving drones uppies ILLEGAL!
No.347158
Anonymous
>>347157
B-But the bill was called "Free uppies for all drones"!
No.347159
Anonymous
Beretta had another Solver episode and this time she bit off Anon's face and ate his brain, killing him permanently. Now Beretta is in a deep depressive state and doesn't wanna talk to Uzi anymore.
No.347160
Anonymous
Replies:>>347168
>>347159
Ah, hold on.
>DESHANI RESURRETUS!
S'okay. Anon's back now. No need to thank your local necromancer.
No.347161
Anonymous
Replies:>>347162
Image:177532107992.png(700kB, 1771x1254)centaur thing.png
>>347140
There might be an arc like this in the fic, there's just naturally a lot of planning to make sure it would benefit the story first.
Also on my agenda is tweaking O's design because there's parts of it that I think could be better realized.
No.347162
Anonymous
No.347163
Anonymous
>>347157
give uppies to all the lawmakers
right off a fucking bridge
No.347164
Anonymous
Replies:>>347179
>>347147
>unconsciously playing into a stereotype
I feel like you're putting far more weight onto goofy "Errrrm, he's right behind me, isn't he?" self-aware Whedon quips than they really warrant, considering they're in a goofy Invader Zim comedy.
No.347165
Anonymous
>>347159
>implying I can die
No.347166
Anonymous
Image:177532228976.jpg(440kB, 2048x1536)GhG7I7mWcAA4gFR.jpeg
>>347159
>Uzi

What hell? Why? Her mom SPECIFICALLY warned her that humans were too lame and wimpy to have a relationship with! What did she think "the flesh is weak" was, a metaphor? Beretta needs to get a REAL boyfriend that dosen't die to the munchies or, at the very least, one that's repairable afterwards. If she dates critters that collapse from a chill breeze she's just going to keep getting them and herself hurt.
No.347167
Anonymous
>>347166
Anon isn't a human. He's Anon.
No.347168
Anonymous
Replies:>>347170
Image:177532254305.png(664kB, 1784x5217)uzi doorman, beretta, and nori doorman (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by brrf-anon - 051bcac2686393d50fbc3067cd3b5cde.png
>>347160
>Beretta refuses to acknowledge that her mom's tsundere about her boyfriend instead of hating him outright, gives her no credit for the 15+ ressurections she's performed so far

Kek
No.347169
Anonymous
Replies:>>347185
>>347166
Uzi, this is why Beretta doesn't love you. You don't respect her choices and wishes.
No.347170
Anonymous
>>347168
>Uzi resurrecting Anon
>FIFTEEN TIMES
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH UZI?
No.347171
Anonymous
Replies:>>347174
All you niggas acting like Anon doesn't have quantum immortality
No.347172
Anonymous
>the solver "looks" at the catatonic form of anon as he exists in [NULL]space with it
>[Anon, You Simply Must Try Out Some Of This Planetary Debris, It Is To Kill For]
>anon doesn't say anything
>the solver forcefully made him go through apotheosis to become a higher being
>not as much of a higher being as the solver of course
>unfortunately his mere mortal mind couldn't handle the strain
>[Annoyed Sigh. Looks Like I Will Have To Fix Your Stupid Brain. Again.]
>tendrils of light force their way into his head, shortly after he starts screaming
>[There We Go. Satisfied Smile.]
"Please let me die! It's too much I can't handle it!"
>[Gentle caress. No, I Won't Let You Go. You Are My Special Fella. Squee.]
No.347173
Anonymous
Image:177532390869.jpg(164kB, 2000x1000)Aeon-Pathfinder.jpg
>>347172
>Can you guys keep it down? I'm trying to min-max here.
No.347174
Anonymous
Replies:>>347177
Image:177532391677.png(874kB, 2000x2832)uzi doorman, beretta, and remmy (original character and 1 more) drawn by vicious_fiend - e0b2f40d25d90491d15a4830aae9ec61.png
>>347171
Sure I guess, but jumping into the Remmyverse does nothing to solve Beretta-Prime's woes: she still killed HER anon, and as-such still has to deal with all the guilt and pain and self-hatred that comes from knowing you're personally responsible for the death of a loved one. Her parents and grandparents could probably help her somewhat but...
No.347176
Anonymous
Replies:>>347207
Image:177532461211.jpg(1.93MB, 1162x1668)anon (original character and 1 more) drawn by anonymous_artist - c56fc2b51c0b7aa92fa4bffd0a80d1e3.jpg
>>347172
>bits occasionally "shake loose," slipping out and overtaking nondescript humans like hers do for discarded drones
>usually this is all well and good: he's more coherent if less memory filled and she dosen't mind going through the courting process again
>but there are other times...
>times when he sees, DATES other drones (or even humans, Solver-forbid)
>that's not right
>that's not faithful
>that deserves... punishment
>and so, when these "accidents" happen, Cyn makes sure to correct them
>to remind him
>that he breaks differently each time is just part of the fun!
No.347177
Anonymous
Replies:>>347178
No.347178
Anonymous
Image:177532480521.jpg(165kB, 1080x588)Screenshot_20260404_124634_YouTube.jpg
>>347177
How indeed? What possible wisdom could they have to offer in such a matter?
No.347179
Anonymous
Replies:>>347296
>>347164
The hypothetical was moreso applicable to one particular character. The WDs have different reasons. Some more serious than others, some for even mundane reasons. In every kind of "revolution" or "movement", there are those who actively pursue the vision, while there are some who are merely sheep and follow the herd, there are even those who try to convince themselves to agree so that they don't become outcasts, some just want a place to belong to, others want to be left alone, and some even try to start their own version of a "movement". Regardless if they realize or not, what is being removed in the outpost's general community is not the stereotypes themselves, but rather the stagnation and accepted helplessness borne from being stuck for years inside the bunkers.
No.347181
Anonymous
Replies:>>347183
Image:177532602330.jpg(474kB, 1286x1616)@0kino.jpg
Cyn is waving at you. What do you do?
No.347182
Anonymous
Thank you Torment for killing Rachel.
No.347183
Anonymous
Image:177532650358.jpg(49kB, 620x620)d701f70a93e49e2196a1d004c94988ed.jpg
>>347181
Nonconsensual
No.347184
Anonymous
Replies:>>347186
Image:177532686228.jpg(1.31MB, 2023x2671)HFA8fy3XwAAHxNU.jpg
No.347185
Anonymous
Replies:>>347197
Image:177532705189.png(388kB, 1080x1032)uzi doorman and absolute solver (murder drones) - 3f5d3e2c9c836450459661ff94f3da02.png
>>347169
And what's she supposed to do? Blindly say "great idea B" to every dumbass statment that flies out of her mouth? As a parent Uzi's got a responsibility to guide her and that means sharing ALL of the (somewhat limited) wisdom she's managed to accrue, even the stuff Beretta dosen't want to hear. Or, at least, that's what the anime she's watched told her good parenting is. She could fuck off for a decade if it helps I guess?
No.347186
Anonymous
>>347184
>Giraffe Cyn
>neck so long, thin that N gets stuck when she tries to vore him, setting off a coughing fit/cat hairball moment that completely kills the mystique she was trying to build up
>a lot more comfortable as the tail though: just like home
No.347187
Anonymous
>Fun Noon Canon/OC Facts: AbsoluteSolver-infected drones with external organic parts actually sweat, as opposed to feeling like they're sweating
>it can take them a while to realize this, between those parts normally (in most cases) being stored inside their bodies and drones not having senses of smell (drones can detect hazardous chemicals in the air, but culturally they don't consider that to be a sense of smell)
No.347188
Anonymous
Did you put Lucy back in the closet after the end of easter?
No.347189
Anonymous
>>347188
I was supposed to do that...?
No.347190
Anonymous
Image:177532868239.jpg(133kB, 1079x546)Screenshot_20260404_135034_YouTube.jpg
>>347188
It's not over yet! She's still here! Please!
No.347191
Anonymous
Replies:>>347192
Image:177532882558.jpg(2.15MB, 2769x2646)uzi doorman (murder drones) - 95b9e6d3bf6d28f535f02c35da18d9ad.jpg
>>347187
Agreed. Though this DOES mean Uzi's room is gonna be mysteriously wet for a while...
No.347192
Anonymous
Replies:>>347194
>>347191
Uzi doesn't leave her wings out when she isn't using them.
No.347193
Anonymous
>>347188
she's going to hide eggs again. if you find one do NOT open it
No.347194
Anonymous
Replies:>>347196
Image:177532920855.jpg(230kB, 1080x605)Screenshot_20260314_141343_YouTube.jpg
>>347192
she's using them to pose
No.347195
Anonymous
Replies:>>347212
Image:177532944149.png(2.61MB, 1372x1034)Spoiler image
>>347111
>>347128
>>347137
>This hall was a graveyard of what had once been the /MD/ anonymous board.
>The rust wept from the walls in long, black streaks that looked like dried oil left to clot for decades.
>The lights stuttered and buzzed, throwing sickly yellow pulses across the floor where shattered visors lay half-buried in dust and mold.
>Black fungal threads now spilled out, waving faintly in the stale air like blind worms tasting for meat.
>The new arrival stepped through the broken doors and stopped.
>Yellow hair, bright as Beretta and pink optics shining as Molly.
>She flicked across the ruin, slow and thoughtful.
>"What… happened here?" she asked.
>Her voice was soft, almost sweet.
>It made the silence feel heavier.
>An old human stand up in the far corner.
>Jane.
>Everyone still called her Jane.
>Even when most of the original names had been scraped off the walls or eaten by the mold.
>Her eyes steady and tired.
>She had been popular once and still beloved.
>Now she was just the last one who remembered enough to speak.
>"Sit..." Jane rasped and gesturing with a hand that trembled.
>"With the others...The new ones and the Nuzi grandkids."
>A cluster of smaller drones, humans and other lifeforms looked up from the center of the room.
>The new generation—freshly printed, bright-eyed, still carrying that innocent shine.
>Among them sat the grown Nuzi grandchildren.
>They made room on the cracked tile.
>The new face folded herself down among them.
>One of the grandkids offered her a half-melted plushie and an oil cup.
>She took it gently, thumb stroking its fungal-stained cheek and drinking that sweet warm oil.
>Jane exhaled.
>"I’ll tell you about the /MD/ Fall of 26”
>"Because you asked what happened."
>She leaned forward and the lights dimmed as if listening as well.
>"Once upon a time, there was a girl like the rest of us."
>"Pink hair and yellow eyes."
>"Cute little thing who did her tasks, drew her art and anything to make Anon smile..."
>"But the smiles got rarer..."
>"The replies shorter and shorter."
>"She watched the others get it all...
>The love, the attention, the adoration and the spotlight.
>Then something inside her… soured.
>She started saying the quiet part out loud in the dead of night.
>"If I can’t win, no one will."
>Jane’s voice dropped.
>"She called herself Para. Or at least that’s what we remember."
>"She went to SD-MG and commissioned a gift."
>"Hundreds of plushies."
>"One for every OC on the board."
>"Little versions of us that she handed them out with that big wink-and-tongue pose of hers, peace sign flashing like it was all a joke."
>"We thought it was sweet. We hugged them and we slept with them."
>A wet clicking sound came from somewhere.
>But no one looked up.
>"The plushies were filled with mushroom gas” Jane whispered.
>"Not spores at first but something worse."
>"When the gas hit the air it didn’t just make us hallucinate."
>"It made the nightmares real."
>"Flesh, sound and pain."
>She let the silence carry until the grandkids gulped uncomfortably.
>"Pavo was first."
>"A powerful sentinel drone with a blue hair, blue eyes and a peacock tail."
>The gas took him.
>We found him later with his own tail feathers ripped out and shoved down his throat.
>His core was still online.
>"Nightmare!Cyn had clawed her way out of ridden his body like a stolen puppet."
>"He was awake for all of it."
>"You could see his optic twitching behind her yellow ones, helpless clicks while she used his hands to tear open the sky."
>"We watched the stars go dark one by one."
>Jane’s voice cracked.
>"Akita was next."
>"Even her was not spared."
>"Shadows of her old classmates crawled out of wearing their faces metlted, rotten and stretched."
>"They pinned her down and peeled her skin off."
>"I wish i could unsee that horrible image...the purple nerves..."
>"Laughing that she’d never be a real drone but just an organic mistake."
>"She begged her mother but she kept saying she smelled like failure.”
>A small Nuzi grandchild whimpered.
>The new one stroked the ruined plushie in her lap.
>"Elf didn’t last long."
>"Nightmare!Holly found her and turn her to an attack dog for eternity."
>"We still hear the screaming sometimes. It never stops."
>"Molly…oh molly..." Jane’s mouth twisted.
>"Our beloved clown..."
>"She danced through the halls with her bells jingling."
>"Big smile splitting wider than her face."
>"She’d catch you, tie you down with your own warm intestines."
>"She’d knot them into balloon animals that squeaked and bled while we were still alive."
>"The victims laughed along at first because the gas made the pain feel like joy."
>"Then the laughter turned into gargling.”
>The new drone tilted her head, listening like a child at herbedroom storytime.
>"Then AM got the same kind of hell that he will never wish for again."
>"His Cyn ate his core but left his mind intact."
>"He was a passenger in their skull while she used him to do… everything."
>"The things she made him watch and the things she made him feel.
>"He watch the only human he liked put through torment yet helpless to do or say anything to at least comfort her."
>Jane swallowed hard.
>She can't remember Y but she knew it was a glorious sight to behold.
>But Teli was last of the named ones she remembered.
>"Anon found her in the corner, offering everything."
>"He looked at her like she was garbage."
>"Never accepting a stinky femcel slacker then he laughed and mocked her."
>"Felicia and Toffee laughed with him."
>"The laughter goes on and on, it echoed for days."
>"She just… folded in on herself."
>"Then the abuse goes from verbal to physical."
>"Beating and kicking her repeatedly."
>"It could not get worse right?"
>"WRONG! the bowed ones broke free.
>"The forgotten OC's we’d abandoned in old threads.
>"They crawled out of the walls distorted, missing faces."
>"They were so angry."
>"They tore the rest of us apart for sport, for revenge or for the crime of us being remembered while they weren’t."
>"The board became a slaughterhouse."
>"Anons logging off one by one and never came back."
>Jane looked at the new face.
>No one has seen Para since that day.
>She became the story we tell to scare the new ones.
>A cautionary tale.
>The parasite who decided if she couldn’t have the attention, she’d make sure no one else ever would either."
>The hall was perfectly silent now.
>Even the fungal threads on the shelves had stopped waving.
>The new drone stood up slowly.
>She smiled, small and polite.
>"Thank you, Jane. I think I understand now."
>She excused herself.
>The grandkids watched her disappear down the corridor toward the new dorms.
>One of them whispered.
>"She seems nice."
>Jane didn’t answer.
>She was still filling the guilt of running away again like the rat she is.
>In the dark of her room the new one closed the door.
>The lock clicked.
>She made sure no one had followed.
>She turned to the small mirror to the wall.
>Slowly, deliberately as she raised her right arm.
>Making a peace sign, winking and Tongue out.
>Her reflection stared back.
>She whispered to herself while holding an old photo.
Parasites don’t die, They adapt.
No.347196
Anonymous
>>347194
That's using them.
No.347197
Anonymous
Replies:>>347202
>>347185
>neglect your daughter so you can fuck N all day long
>does not support her when everyone is socially ostracizing her
>saved her own sex tape to Beretta's presentation and humiliate her
>told Beretta's boyfriend he's a dirty skinnoid and deserves to die
You deserve this, Uzi. Punishment for your hubris.
No.347198
Anonymous
Image:177533054376.jpg(78kB, 595x842)@Nat_TH818.jpg
No.347199
Anonymous
Image:177533085410.png(820kB, 2000x2000)DepressY.png
>Chuuni Uzi
Not written
>Models
Not painted
>Rimworld
Played autistically
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY AM I RETARDED!?
No.347200
Anonymous
>>347199
Y-tard
No.347201
Anonymous
>>347199
Haha.
All I've done is watch Men in Black movies and eaten food today.
No.347202
Anonymous
Replies:>>347210
Image:177533270124.jpg(147kB, 1079x599)Screenshot_20260404_145806_YouTube.jpg
>>347197
>the sex tape thing

That was HER fault and Bite Me! SHE'S the one that decided to go through ou- uh, I mean Uzi's private movie collection and then show the class WITHOUT EVEN WATCHING IT FIRST! I can't BELIEVE she hasn't learned basic "make sure the OVA's good before shoving normies at it" etiquette yet! And speaking of normies-


>socially ostracized

Why the heck does she care? She's been told time and time and TIME again that normies are worthless(with some exceptions) and she should just like her dumb stuff freely like Uzi! That's what worked for her! That's what worked for Nori! That's what worked for friggin DOLL of all people: why can't she just accept my advice?


>neglect-

FUCK YOU CORPO I'M PRESENT AT EVERY DINNER AND SOME BREAKFASTS AND SHE TOLD ME NOT TO COME TO LUNCH ANYMORE. Just cause I have an, urgh, job dosen't mean I don't talk to her! She just won't listen! And unlike MY dad when she wants space I'M not gonna storm into her room and start shoving "family bonding" at her!

What the heck's with the N thing by the way? Do you expect us never to have sex again? To "include" BERETTA in the bedroom? That's fucking insane!


>the boyfriend

But it's true Dronanon: her boyfriend IS a skinnoid(I have the pass), he IS dirty(not entirely his fault but nobody's set up a hot shower) and he DOES, objectively, deserve to die for his transgressoons against all dronekind. I've seen him eye V, N, even friggin MOM down when he thinks nobody's looking and I'm SURE he'll run off with the first round plate that swings his way or, worse, drag Betta down into polyshit. And even if I am wrong getting *humaned* really isn't good for her... she puts way too much stock in their "greatness" just like the normies do and, frankly, I'm worried that any squishing she gets is gonna turn into "master Anon and the mindless slavedrone" faster than J at a Brokerage Firm. Heck, I'd bet he's the reason she's got so few intrests besides humans and that western crap! But I can't SAY any of that because she just GOES OFF when I talk about him as anything less than the second coming of Tessa!
No.347203
Anonymous
No.347204
Anonymous
Image:177533339504.png(16kB, 1020x752)uzi doorman and serial designation n (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - 5b03ddce756df7540d2a713cbc116d06.png
>>347199
... is your rimworld at least droned?
No.347205
Anonymous
>>347154
Holy kek.
No.347206
Anonymous
No.347207
Anonymous
No.347208
Anonymous
Replies:>>347211
Video:177533361487.mp4(299kB / 0:00:02 / h264, 800x600)Khori.mp4
>>347187
>Nori has to be EXTREMELY careful around Khan, since one sweaty night could short circuit him
>being Nori, this does not happen
>by the time the series starts Khan's waterproofed himself so thoroughly he could legally classify as a submarine
No.347209
Anonymous
Image:177533366517.png(260kB, 1222x704)1768045411271.png
>>347199
I'm back playing Cataclysm, anon. I'm just imagining myself surviving the Solver War: it helps me remember my sentinel drone wife.
No.347210
Anonymous
>>347202
>She's been told time and time and TIME again that normies are worthless(with some exceptions)
Uzi, we all know about those years you were at your absolute lowest from having the AS in you and having its body as your new body, when you couldn't keep up your maladaptive coping mechanisms anymore and were just as desperate for the validation of normies as you were before you met N.
No.347211
Anonymous
Replies:>>347214
>>347208
I suppose Nori has a lot of external organic parts now that she's just a headcrab, but she gets cold really easily without a body so sweating wouldn't be an issue from her.
No.347212
Anonymous
Image:177533385802.jpg(959kB, 1000x1337)serial designation e (original character) - bcfda90d5cb6a78634a834d7fb64fb17.jpg
>>347195
>Stawberry mutates, starts assuming the identities of others to compel her guests to stay longer

I can see her pulling that in or out of her greens to great success. What I wouldn't give see my wifE one last time...
No.347213
Anonymous
>>347209
>Cataclysm

The gay one or the old version with robots and badassery? Don't know why the devs decided things should be "realistic" but it's done nothing but remove content since they started.
No.347214
Anonymous
Replies:>>347216
Image:177533430732.jpg(41kB, 410x635)#4905 - 0fcd5bf5a2b4abd7a07c8c9cd136adcd.jpg
>>347211
I figured that moreso went for her in her original body, since she seemed a like a relatively active person.
>inb4 your robo-wife randomly starts shruddering about once or twice a day at random times before spewing out a massive stream of water
>you don't know where she gets it from but you're worried a mechanic visit might bork her waterproofing, so best to ignore it
>also maybe to flexseal your throat
>just in case
No.347215
Anonymous
>>347212
Literally just post E then.
No.347216
Anonymous
>>347214
Was thinking it's specifically external organic parts, like wings and etc., that sweat
No.347217
Anonymous
>>347209
>>347213
Cataclysm as in WoW?
No.347218
Anonymous
>>347213
You can get Brighter Nights for that, can't you? I think they forked before the devs made the retarded decision to swap the setting to modern and lock anything sci-fi behind their OC faction, and so you don't have to deal with that at all.
No.347219
Anonymous
Image:177533472461.jpg(343kB, 1080x650)Screenshot_20260404_153129_Chrome.jpg
>>347217
This one I assume: cool game, fucked interface
No.347220
Anonymous
>>347217
NTA, Cataclysm Dark days ahead/Brighter Nights, a autism simulator, think of dwarf fortress's hero mode but post apocalyptic
No.347221
Anonymous
Replies:>>347222
>>347213
Of course, with fucking robots!
No.347222
Anonymous
Replies:>>347225
Image:177533578081.png(2.27MB, 2975x3850)a28892b997b4488923618c4627a5b165.png
>>347221
Fucking robots?
No.347223
Anonymous
Image:177533594545.png(896kB, 1373x1080)Strawberry birthday.png
Did you know that in Easter it's also Strawberry birthday?
>>347212
I had an idea for a greentext where she forces drones to “play pretend” rewriting them with threads personalities and erasing who they used to be kind of like Lily Lovebraids from Poppy Playtime or that AU I can’t quite remember.
No.347224
Anonymous
>>347223
>rewriting them with threads personalities
You mean she catches a random drone and uploads an OC's personality file onto them? That has.... potential, the mere thought of 20 Ys makes me act up, but this also implies the possibility of infinite Ls/Strychnines
No.347225
Anonymous
Image:177533638413.png(599kB, 1073x1053)1768045411602.png
>>347222
Yes, fucking medbots that are constantly trying to get my implants, which I bought from alien junkers who speak the language of 19th-century London alcoholics.
No.347226
Anonymous
Image:177533653301.jpg(44kB, 1024x576)NEGA.jpg
>>347223
No.347227
Anonymous
Replies:>>347235
>>347225
>Medic drones are trying to save Anon from weird implants he got from funky aliens
You should listen to them! Those are probably those aliens from that game Salonanon and Amyanon like so much! I knew they were crackheads! They look shady
No.347228
Anonymous
Give me trashy bimbo drones
No.347229
Anonymous
Replies:>>347236
Image:177533705150.jpg(125kB, 478x791)serial designation v (murder drones) drawn by strawberryanon - 0c8b0c02801924c3ea6e671ea47bb9b5.jpg
>>347228
you know it's true
No.347230
Anonymous
Replies:>>347236
Image:177533707050.jpg(86kB, 1200x950)FLY AWAY NOW FLY AWAY NOW FLY AWAYYYYY.jpg
>>347228
One on the right here
No.347231
Anonymous
Replies:>>347239
Image:177533714161.png(199kB, 868x946)character request (original character) drawn by j_apologist - c77b4fc82cd72272b7cbbd1b6df033a8.png
>>347225
And why aren't you cooperating Anon? Don't you want to contribute to human survival? Just let them strip you for a minute...
No.347232
Anonymous
Replies:>>347236
Image:177533714270.jpg(35kB, 574x733)is-there-such-thing-as-a-bimbo-tomboy-yes-and-her-name-is-v0-pto24wykwgdf1.jpeg
>>347228
Is there such thing as a bimbo tomboy?
No.347233
Anonymous
Image:177533715870.png(189kB, 804x783)176063203801.png
>>347228
No.347234
Anonymous
Why do anons keep flooding the booru with greentext screencaps when we have a perfectly good wiki to preserve them all on?
No.347235
Anonymous
>>347227
I gave 6 grenades for the tools in my fingers, they will only be able to snatch them from my corpse!
No.347236
Anonymous
>>347229
She's just a stacy, not necessarily a bimbo.
>>347230
TRASHIER.
>>347232
I dunnoe. Skater girls maybe?
>>347233
That's a jobber, not a bimbo.
No.347237
Anonymous
>>347233
J is NOT trashy! As for bimbo... well, not everyone is built clever. But she tries!
No.347238
Anonymous
>>347234
Because it's convenient? Like, you want to read some green again, you just paste in the characters' names and what's going on, and then, you can find it quickly if it have been saved.
No.347239
Anonymous
>>347231
This is 100% a visualization of how I envision these medical robots! They're always eager to inject a sedative to begin the implant removal surgery, and I bet their "friendly" smiles will be just like that!
No.347240
Anonymous
Replies:>>347245
Image:177533786623.png(1.16MB, 1782x1088)Screenshot 2026-04-04 162327.png
>>347236
Does this one count then? She's got "trashy" down for sure at least right?
No.347241
Anonymous
Image:177533794481.jpg(186kB, 1200x782)177013.jpg
>>347236
>She's just a stacy
Being a Stacy and being a mindbroken rape victim are mutually exclusive.
No.347242
Anonymous
Image:177533804551.png(20kB, 747x657)serial designation v and doll (murder drones) drawn by care - 33235cbd87007bf0a244a1ffd353f56a.png
>>347241
Not necessarily!
No.347243
Anonymous
Hey guys I heard that if a murder drone bites a worker drone they become a murder drone
Anyone want to test it out with me? I won't bite too hard
No.347244
Anonymous
>>347234
blame writefriend. he promised to convert screencaps to text on the new wiki but then dipped because he couldn't handle his precious screencapping work being criticized in the threads
No.347245
Anonymous
>>347240
Mmmm, it's closer but it could really do with some blonde hair and pink optics.
>>347241
You need new material, anon.
>>347243
There are no drones here.
No.347246
Anonymous
Replies:>>347250
Image:177533833235.jpg(236kB, 2560x1440)CabinFever9525.jpg
>>347228
No.347247
Anonymous
Replies:>>347248
>>347243
Nice try
Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, shame on you. I'm not falling for this a third time!
No.347248
Anonymous
Image:177533870990.png(312kB, 1363x1703)cyn, anon, and cynwalker (original character and 1 more) drawn by mercurialmorose - dc821f708690fee67a3fe04162b6ad3c.png
>>347247
>inb4 anondrone survives not one, but two full murder drone snack sessions

Plot armor?
No.347249
Anonymous
>>347243
I don't believe it, but I just got diagnosed with the sludge. My oil's already toxic, but soon it's going to clog up and kill me when my pumps shut down. If becoming a DD saves me then it's worth it, right?
Just don't bite too hard, apparently sludge oil tastes incredibly awful. :)
No.347250
Anonymous
>>347246
Much better.
No.347251
Anonymous
>Hey chef, gimme Murder Drones!
>"One Murder Drones!"
>Hold the murder.
>"No murder?"
>And the drones.
>"No drones? Hey! Anon! Gimme a Murder Drones with nothing on it!"
No.347252
Anonymous
Image:177534140509.jpg(44kB, 347x750)original character drawn by j_apologist - 5fb9f86629e1a14424a0d7a00966a192.jpg
>>347251
Order up!
No.347253
Anonymous
No.347254
Anonymous
The drone mafia takes protection payments in uppies
No.347255
Anonymous
Image:177534228951.png(20kB, 864x589)1a9014516e4541abcee733a65ac4c939.png
>>347252
No.347256
Anonymous
Replies:>>347265
Image:177534286389.png(1.15MB, 2580x1418)serial designation v (murder drones) drawn by kitsch - 1bb3f67fa10ce4f9ee5f64617a2663b4.png
>>347251
Wierd way to ask but here you go: one Murder Drone with nothin on it!
No.347257
Anonymous
Japanese artist drew Cyn and J
https://x.com/0kino/status/2040416872349479136
No.347258
Anonymous
Replies:>>347259
>>347254
What if I already have a DD wife that protects me?
No.347259
Anonymous
Replies:>>347262
>>347258
You mean the one that's in the mafia?
No.347260
Anonymous
oogie zoo
No.347261
Anonymous
Replies:>>347264
Image:177534395066.jpg(2.84MB, 2500x3000)1768045412199.jpg
>>347254
Bitches, please do whatever you want with me, but I warn you that later you will have to deal with my wife.
No.347262
Anonymous
>>347259
Uhhh, I don't think she's in a mafia, she doesn't leave the house and she didn't invite any friends over in a while, but she does like getting uppies whenever I get back home from work
No.347263
Anonymous
Replies:>>347289
Toyslasher Cyn
https://x.com/Toyslasher/status/2040535845493469368
No.347264
Anonymous
Image:177534445559.jpg(257kB, 1079x1248)Screenshot_20260404_181359_Chrome.jpg
>>347261
Y'know everyone dies someday"
>cue 12 hour clang/wireplay/makeout session with every member of the mafia at once, stopping only when he's knocked unconcious under the strain
>followed by a dronepile
>by the time Anon's wife recovers him he's already a shivering mess covered in oil, spit, and marinara sauce
>he's never eating pasta again
No.347266
Anonymous
Drone Peenis
No.347267
Anonymous
Replies:>>347268
Do you think their hair being a part of their body and not a wig that's been epoxied on physically feels at all 'off' to Solver drones?
No.347268
Anonymous
Replies:>>347269
>>347267
They appear to have completely functional internal meat organs, so hair is not so big deal.
No.347269
Anonymous
Replies:>>347270
>>347268
>completely functional internal meat organs
What functions could those even carry out anyway, that their existing parts aren't already handling?
No.347270
Anonymous
>>347269
Consuming human flesh
No.347271
Anonymous
Image:177534891103.jpg(635kB, 2048x2048)176741640137.jpg
>rips open your ribcage so she can watch your cute lungs expand and contract
No.347272
Anonymous
Replies:>>347273
quiet in here…
No.347273
Anonymous
Replies:>>347282
Image:177535322104.png(628kB, 1280x991)uzi doorman, nori doorman, and khan doorman (murder drones) - ea56d6f6c61bd413e9d5a7e4d33c13bf.png
>>347272
Wonder why that could be?
No.347274
Anonymous
Sex
No.347275
Anonymous
>>347274
In Minecraft
Die already Grandma
No.347276
Anonymous
Replies:>>347277
Image:177535536406.png(106kB, 1200x1000)2a62e6707ae029a172efae3af45d6fca.png
>>347274
Can't spell sex without (E).
No.347277
Anonymous
Replies:>>347278
>>347276
> E, S and X
> R is having a day off
No.347278
Anonymous
>>347277
>having sex with X
>constantly changing schizo images on screen
No.347279
Anonymous
Do you think Uzi has tried to gag the Cyntail shut?
No.347280
Anonymous
Replies:>>347283
>Murder Drones but Lizzy wants to fuck The Solver
No.347281
Anonymous
>>347279
Yeah
She uses the bows that Cyn constantly puts on her
No.347282
Anonymous
>>347273
Awwww she's so mad
No.347283
Anonymous
Replies:>>347286
Image:177535941387.jpg(222kB, 1080x599)Screenshot_20260404_222254_YouTube.jpg
>>347280
canon(Cyn's saving herself for Anon)(V's a girl so she dosen't count)
No.347284
Anonymous
>>347279
Uzi once found out that she doesn't feel anything the tail does, so she had N stuff a drain auger into its mouth and let it run for a while. This pacified the Solver for a bit.
The only reason they don't do it more often, or even all the time, is because the sound of it running and Cyn's gargling protests eventually go from cathartic to annoying.
No.347285
Anonymous
Image:177536018621.jpg(2.17MB, 5400x3000)3Morons.jpg
K squad update, have refined O's rough sketch, next up will be L tomorrow and some greentext.
No.347286
Anonymous
Image:177536052058.jpg(204kB, 942x933)1550399203761.jpg
>>347283
>(V's a girl so she dosen't count)
No.347288
Anonymous
Image:177536169601.png(567kB, 640x997)7358633328974.png
>>347155
Wow there anon! That's too lewd even for this place.
No.347289
Anonymous
Image:177536203115.jpg(143kB, 727x1024)1748362123112896m.jpg
>>347263
Love this artist's art style, not usually on model though but eh it's pretty neat nonetheless.
No.347290
Anonymous
Image:177536212605.jpg(299kB, 1284x1915)uh oh.jpg
Uhmm anons, are we toast?..
No.347291
Anonymous
Replies:>>347292
Image:177536236666.jpg(436kB, 1080x1781)Screenshot_20260404_134822_Chrome.jpg
>>347290
Nah, that one's just a toy all around: her becoming real just adds drone sexo (nonconsensual) to the world

Other bots though...
No.347292
Anonymous
>>347291
>her becoming real just adds drone sexo (nonconsensual) to the world
>V is the one getting raped
>as usual
No.347293
Anonymous
No.347294
Anonymous
No.347295
Anonymous
No.347296
Anonymous
>>347179
so I just checked this long ass conversation out of curiosity, other than how complicated this seems, did you seriously write 100k+ words for a fanfic???
No.347297
Anonymous
Replies:>>347299
Image:177537234895.png(9.31MB, 2792x2662)end.png
>>347095
poor oogi
No.347298
Anonymous
Replies:>>347299
Kissu
No.347299
Anonymous
Image:177537591209.jpg(7.57MB, 3194x4000)175715379798.jpg
>>347297
You now have to be gentle with your Oogi while placing her back into her terrarium, in the wild Enns usually take care of wounded Oogies, you will need to emulate this by hand feeding her and grooming her with fine hair brush/ soft sponge, otherwise the stress may adversely affect the healing process

>>347298
Ok but you have to kiss pic rel
No.347300
Anonymous
No.347301
Anonymous
I wish I could sleep inside N's tumby
No.347302
Anonymous
No.347303
Anonymous
>>347299
I definitely shouldn't stick my dick in there. However...
No.347304
Anonymous
Image:177538767018.png(329kB, 1000x1000)1768045411404.png
What does celebrating Easter look like with your drone, anon?
No.347305
Anonymous
Image:177538805019.png(124kB, 980x643)akita doorman (original character) drawn by lilblucat - e46a315e13334729c68aa9d19664c113.png
>>347304
hell
she doesnt know that 99% of them are made of plastic
No.347306
Anonymous
>>347305
> all the plastic eggs are mysteriously hatching into Keetlings
also wouldn't them being made of plastic not be an issue for a drone?
No.347307
Anonymous
>>347285
> unique stinger styles for each
fucken posers
> new green
yey
No.347308
Anonymous
>>347304
Painting Tyrannocytes while Y eats enough chocolate eggs to kill a horse
No.347309
Anonymous
Image:177539119670.jpg(189kB, 754x966)1770503559370.jpg
>>347304
>It's easter sunday in the drone board.
>But some dumbass pandemic called "Fluffy Tail Syndrome" hit us from Teli germs.
>It turns every drone into a walking easter decoration or your core starts overheating and you reboot as a literal chicken bot or a decorated pillbaby.
>No one wants the cluck life or return to diapers bot era so we all just roll with the mandatory personalized bunnysuits.
>Masqy shows up first in the cutest goddamn bunny suit you've ever seen.
>A fluffy pastel pink, little heart-shaped tail, ears so perfectly sharp like knives and an aura to brighten up the mood.
>All she does was hopping around.
>Pidge was next wearing the absolute stinky abomination that is a bunny-pigeon hybrid suit.
>She keeps making weird coo-honk noises and trying to "fly" by flapping her noodles arms.
>It was hilarious watching her fall on her face every time.
>Jane was found flattened by Bunnysuit Bonnie big booba.
>Strawberry? nowhere in sight.
>Turns out it's ALSO her birthday today.
>Poor girl is stuck in her home wearing the strawberryfruit bunny suit without acknowledging the pandemic.
>She's sitting alone at a table with a single candle made of scrap wires.
>Singing happy birthday to herself in the most delusional voice possible.
>"Wow guys thanks for the surprise party, you shouldn't have."
>Empty chairs, zero guests, full cope.
>Must suck having your birthday land on easter every year.
>SD-E comes sliding around the corner in the banana bunnysuit.
>Keeps slipping on her own peel-trail and faceplanting into egg piles.
>Then there's pavo.
>The virus gave him straight-up eggnancy.
>Yes, male pregnancy but with eggs.
>He's just casually laying colorful easter eggs every few steps.
>Plop.
>Blue one with stripes.
>Plop.
>Pink glitter one.
>He's basically a living easter basket at this point.
>Then there's the only one who is immune left.
>Anon watching the whole circus from the sidelines.
>Decide the only logical thing is to make it worse.
>"Hey masqy and pidge, let's play where's waldo"
>They both immediately agree because bunny-brain pandemic.
>Rules are simple: they hide, i find them.
>Except every drone is in a stupid bunny suit so the whole colony looks similar.
>Masqy vanishes first.
>Spend twenty minutes checking egg bushes and behind E's banana peels.
>Nothing.
>Pidge is easier, the pigeon cooing and the vomit gives her away instantly.
>Find her half-buried in a pile of pavo's fresh eggs, grinning like an idiot.
>Treating them like her children waiting to be hatched.
>Then where's...?
>Masqy was literally standing two feet behind me the whole time?
>Just silently vibing in her cute suit, ears flopping and that adorable tiny smile.
>She was "hiding" by being too adorable to notice.
>Pavo drops another egg right between my feet as a participation trophy.
>The bunny pandemic turned easter into the most cursed holiday in drone history.
>Still better than clucking though.
No.347310
Anonymous
Replies:>>347311
Image:177539375276.png(198kB, 1000x1300)Cake day is ruined.png
Watched some weirdcore videos online. More promptly the artsyle they have with it. So I decided to test it out and make not only this little doodle but this short green too. I hope you enjoy

>Today was cake day
>A fantastic day at that
>I've worked real hard it too
>I've make sure to brush my teeth,do what I'm told,behave,being kind, and so much more
>And now it's here. My cake day
>I was so excited...but not anymore
>Woe upon me for a being ruined cake day...My cake day
>For they created a mess all over the place
>Ruining everything...including my cake
>I hate being like these. Always ruining it for everybody else
>Not because they don't learn but everyone else have to clean up their mess
>I hate them
>I hate you
>Not because you ruined cake day
>Not only you made such a mess it falls upon me
>No
>No I hate you because now
>I have to work twice as hard just to earn another cake day
>I hate you
>I hope you rot even while your awake
No.347311
Anonymous
>>347310
Kek, I don't know why, but kek.
No.347312
Anonymous
No.347313
Anonymous
>>347309
Poor Pavo.
No.347314
Anonymous
is everyone at Easter service?
No.347315
Anonymous
Replies:>>347346
>>347314
No lmao.
I was helping move a cement mixer and the appropriate bags of cement.
No.347316
Anonymous
>>347314
Unfortunately I'm at work
No.347317
Anonymous
Replies:>>347320
Murdah droahns?
No.347318
Anonymous
Replies:>>347319
Image:177540579524.png(151kB, 279x354)be467e8175f6c06d2627fcff23dbe832.png
Y'ALL READY TO GET FUNKY?!
No.347319
Anonymous
No.347320
Anonymous
Replies:>>347325
Image:177540589045.jpg(123kB, 800x1200)HEQsCspXUAAbho_.jpg
>>347317
No.347321
Anonymous
>>347314
Not religious in a structured way so no, but I am relaxing and waiting for a storm to pass so I can go out and buy food for the week.
No.347322
Anonymous
No.347323
Anonymous
Image:177541117406.png(856kB, 4471x3905)I have no idea where Anon is crying from.png
>“So your dad was also called “Anon”?”
>“.....it’s a family name.”

Some doodle inspired by the whole Tessa as a mom thing we had a few threads back >>344874, >>345675.Tessa as a mom reminded me of Cynthia so I thought it might be fun to compare their situations. How would Anon feel about his "sister"?
No.347324
Anonymous
>>347314
I have a family with whom I celebrate.
No.347325
Anonymous
>>347320
Fucking kek.
No.347326
Anonymous
if you watched Murder Drones and still had sex you missed the entire point of the show
No.347327
Anonymous
>>347323
Kek. I really like the idea that because Tessa neglected Anon as a child in favor of drones, he grows up to be very similar to James, Tessa's father. It's like: "You get what you fight for, bitch."

>Anon is fat.
Damn, that's unfair. I can't associate myself with the fat anon, I'm an athlete.
No.347328
Anonymous
>>347326
>still had sex
Do you even understand who you're telling this to?
No.347329
Anonymous
>>347326
I know you pulled this from twitter
No.347330
Anonymous
>>347304
Pavo laid egg
No.347331
Anonymous
Replies:>>347333
>>347314
Family party! And my parents decided that today is the day to inform me I mumble in my sleep... and they asked who Yvonne is thinking I finally got a GF
No.347332
Anonymous
Replies:>>347341
Image:177541415612.jpg(82kB, 904x563)20260405_133327.jpg
Bunnysuit
No.347333
Anonymous
Replies:>>347336
>>347331
Anon, you dodged a bullet when your father noticed your mechanical research, but how did you dodge rocket?
No.347334
Anonymous
>>347330
He sold it at auction as a very rare ostrich egg. He claimed it was unfertilized.
No.347335
Anonymous
No.347336
Anonymous
>>347333
I told them she's a character from a book I recently read and now I need to figure out how to NOT call out to my waifu when I dream about her, or at least how to remember those dreams so I can write more greens
No.347337
Anonymous
>>347223
Fuck off faggot
No.347338
Anonymous
Image:177541534552.jpg(63kB, 736x736)fa5f06f62defa6a45c587ee55270e9e4.jpg
Who and who?
No.347339
Anonymous
>>347338
Me and SD-J.
No.347340
Anonymous
>>347337
You really need to chill. The thread's almost over anyway so there's no point in forcing outrage like this. It isn't healthy for you or anyone else involved.
No.347341
Anonymous
>>347332
wasn't this part of Harukas minor redesign
No.347342
Anonymous
Replies:>>347366
>>347340
strawberryanon has clearly reached 'successful' status, to have a dedicated hater
No.347343
Anonymous
>>347340
Threads should not be your personal hug box and parasitic behavior should not be encouraged
No.347344
Anonymous
>>347340
No, I'm pretty much against just hating, but for once that anon is kind of right, I'm pretty sure most just tolerate him, but that drawing is sad and pathetic. We are mostly chill anons, most from what I've seen, and we talk to each other, but we are not friends, and that looked parasocial, not something that should be push forward to
No.347345
Anonymous
>>347338
Eye and Pavo egg baby
No.347346
Anonymous
>>347315
Based construction work.
No.347347
Anonymous
>>347330
> Pavo sitting like a chicken on a large egg
No.347348
Anonymous
Image:177541759537.jpg(228kB, 750x590)177482660349.jpg
>>347343
>>347344
No.347349
Anonymous
Replies:>>347363
Image:177541785630.png(131kB, 758x581)handbit.png
eastler
No.347350
Anonymous
>>347348
DEATH, DEATH!
No.347351
Anonymous
>>347348
You know what? Life, but in exchange you're drawing drones in slutty outfits for the foreseeable future
No.347352
Anonymous
Replies:>>347353
New thread?
No.347353
Anonymous
Replies:>>347354
Image:177541894988.png(349kB, 1231x1539)e763730b3dffca8278361fa126f03f0d.png
>>347352
Drone Head!
No.347354
Anonymous
>>347353
Drone bread?
No.347355
Anonymous
Replies:>>347366
Image:177541925791.png(45kB, 250x264)beretta (original character) drawn by mercurialmorose - d52ded9798e76ffd986fcff829c6a0bd.png
>>347223
This is weird
No.347356
Anonymous
>>347348
DEATH!
No.347357
Anonymous
>>347323
Envy, for Anon cannot stand it when others steal their righteous narrative spotlight. That, and because he's jealous his "sister" actually has a normal face & skin
No.347358
Anonymous
Image:177541957463.png(3.63MB, 6756x7015)issac2.png
hazzah i come bearing a new drawing of issac/skavdrone
No.347359
Anonymous
Dallas?
?sallaD
No.347360
Anonymous
No.347361
Anonymous
No.347363
Anonymous
>>347349
Absolutely cute.
No.347366
Anonymous
>>347337
>>347342
>>347343
>>347344
>>347355
> they hate berryboy cuz he's the only one still keeping these threads alive