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No.345511
Murder Drones (#350)Anonymous
Replies:>>345521>>345652
Image:177490494635.png(72kB, 607x533)MARRY V! MARRY V NOW!.png
HELLO MY FRIENDS. Always remember to love your Vs, always, forever, and at any moment. That's my message of today.

The "pretty cool to be honest" Booru: https://dronebooru.co
Wheel of so many OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf
Wheel of changing modifiers: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf
The wiki inside the really cool Booru: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character
The actual separate Wiki: wiki.dronebooru.co
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No.345513
Anonymous
Replies:>>345515>>345525>>345526>>345528
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Bleh
No.345514
Anonymous
>>345510
Have you managed to save for retirement?
No.345515
Anonymous
Replies:>>345516>>345518>>345620
>>345513
In her belly there are at least five planets with all their inhabitants.
No.345516
Anonymous
Replies:>>345517
Image:177490525929.jpg(134kB, 1363x1383)cyn and cynwalker (original character) drawn by unknown_artist - c3273c4a9ffbf19746d22175c0584b1e.jpg
>>345515
and she wears them fantastically
No.345517
Anonymous
>>345516
They are all in literally hell.
No.345518
Anonymous
>>345515
tags: planet_vore, hammerspace
No.345520
Anonymous
I tried putting some colorful clothes on M(ime) but as soon as they were on the color drained completely out of them until they were black and white
No.345521
Anonymous
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>>345511

>See this
>Go visit my V
>Provide affection
"Oh God!"
>Flies away at mach speeds into the distance, leaving me alone in the snow
>I will not see her again for the next three weeks

your advice needs serious adjusting dude
No.345524
Anonymous
Replies:>>345527
Anon your Jife has jobbed so hard she shrunk and became a joblin
No.345525
Anonymous
Replies:>>345839
Image:177490671314.jpg(204kB, 1000x1000)doll (murder drones) drawn by privatedust - 38acdbf1ede3a7eee7d790646cbde363.jpg
>>345513
>Cyn figures out what pasties are on a sketchy website during basement time, wants to try them out
>N, having no frame of reference for what they are nor why they would be inappropriate, decides to join in
>Then Tessa with her social autism...

>J returns from Manor Management that day to find the entire friendgroup in nothing but body stickers(V got peer pressured)
>Now has to choose between correcting the retard trio or watching Tessa flout her Tessers a little while longer
>Just another test of will...
No.345526
Anonymous
Replies:>>345532
>>345513
Anon, how long have you been drawing? Your style reminds me a lot of Grimahlnik, the old drawfag.
No.345527
Anonymous
Replies:>>345578
Image:177490688484.jpg(227kB, 1704x1164)serial designation n, serial designation j, and serial designation v (murder drones) drawn by unknown_artist - 1291bfeb7f1db77699f5aeaf974f9ed1.jpg
>>345524
>Twice as cute
>Twice as competent
>Twice as likely to befriend the neighbors instead of eating them

is there a downside?
No.345528
Anonymous
Replies:>>345529>>345530
>>345513
Cute, not sexy cute just cute cute. I lost my favorite minecraft sword named after an admin that got banned for talking to kids. I mean he got what he deserved but I'm a bit upset because those swords got renamed after he was banned and mine didn't get renamed and it was rare because of that.
No.345529
Anonymous
Replies:>>345531
Image:177490715554.png(280kB, 610x776)Spoiler image
>>345528
>Anon lost the rape blade
>who wields it now?
No.345530
Anonymous
Replies:>>345531
>>345528
Ah well: such is life. Out of curiosity how did you lose it anyways? Died with it? Stolen?
No.345531
Anonymous
Replies:>>345541
>>345530
>>345529
Dropped it mid flight over the ocean, the dolphins probably moved it. I guess they'll put it to good use.
No.345532
Anonymous
Replies:>>345534
>>345526
I've been drawing since I could hold a pencil! But I've been working on my art seriously since 2021. So about 5 years. Still a long ways to go though
No.345533
Anonymous
Repostin >>345212
Sorry I always tend to post updates and art at the dead of night on a Sunday, I'm gonna be drawing both Buck and Miri soon(tm), if I'm lucky I might have a very rough sketch done tonight, if not then probably tomorrow night.
No.345534
Anonymous
Replies:>>345535
>>345532
Oh well, it’s obvious, your work shows experience.
No.345535
Anonymous
>>345534
Aw thank you! That's nice to hear when I'm always criticizing myself haha
No.345536
Anonymous
Replies:>>345538>>345540>>345542
Image:177490857992.jpg(6.34MB, 2086x21237)Agro Hotel.jpg
Finally finished capping Berrynon's Vacation Adventure: let it be known that it was appreciated if you'll ever consider continuing.
No.345538
Anonymous
Replies:>>345540
>>345536
Not strawberryanon but good work anon
No.345540
Anonymous
Replies:>>345542
>>345538(me)
>>345536
By the way if this seems crispy it's just because I couldn't upload the proper resolution here. The more readable version is on upload cue for the booru.
No.345541
Anonymous
Replies:>>345548
Image:177490923162.png(117kB, 378x409)elf (original character and 1 more) drawn by anonymous_artist - feba35819b5f7273a4c2c1766fc29080.png
>>345531
>Elf, enjoying a relaxing game on peaceful, decides to go for a swim
>The real world may be different. But here SHE has all the power!
>And surely nothing's going to change that...
No.345542
Anonymous
>>345536
>>345540
>Damn, the longest cap of any green i made.
It might take me a while to continue it. I don’t really have the motivation right now. I already have the beginning and the ending planned out, but I always struggle with the middle that connects them.
For now, I’d rather focus on some self-contained greentext ideas, like Patch!Cyn meeting a Parasiteless! Solara.
No.345543
Anonymous
Replies:>>345544
I gave uppies to a drone once, ONCE! AND NOW EVERY TIME I GO OUT IN PUBLIC I GUVE UPPIES TO AT LEAST TWENTY DRONES BEFORE I CAN DO ANYTHING!
No.345544
Anonymous
>>345543
Just wear a badge that says "I am a skinjob". That repels any drones real quick.
No.345545
Anonymous
Replies:>>345546
Btw is blackhand gonna do an April Fools event again, kinda like from last year?
No.345546
Anonymous
>>345545
My bet is that he'll implement a filter that autotranslates everything into vrilspeak
No.345547
Anonymous
Replies:>>345975
>>345537
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1TkJdPOSIgt4rh5XixAWp1PNUyKUbjNHy/view?usp=sharing
No.345548
Anonymous
>>345541
Yo, Elf and my main man Hastur are playing Minecraft?
No.345549
Anonymous
Replies:>>345551
Since Uzi will just respawn them, punishing murggers for their crimes by forcing them to watch SWAP.avi
No.345550
Anonymous
Replies:>>345553
I have given Y a jar of Nuln Oil paint and told her not to drink it
Now that I planted the seed, it is inevitable that she drinks it
No.345551
Anonymous
Replies:>>345563
Image:177491271221.jpg(179kB, 1079x602)Screenshot_20260329_013925_YouTube.jpg
>>345549
>implying that would work

Do you know how many humans a first generation DD has eaten on average? How many human intestines? What's IN raw human intestine? They might not be PROUD of it per-se but they should be familiar enough with more-or-less every human byproduct to endure videos of that caliber. Watching Pavo's reruns on the other hand...
No.345552
Anonymous
Replies:>>345555>>345556>>345613
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Mother Earth, our cradle, the most beautiful world created by the hand of Lord. Look how perfect it is, anon.
No.345553
Anonymous
Replies:>>345554
>>345550
>Y drinks the liquid skill
>Becomes competent
No.345554
Anonymous
Image:177491317585.png(148kB, 1093x698)SD-Y reads a codex.png
>>345553
>It gives her chronic DIABEETUS as a side-effect.
No.345555
Anonymous
Replies:>>345557
>>345552
>Posting vore bait
Fag
No.345556
Anonymous
>>345552
Reminds me of the X-COM: UFO Defense map.
No.345557
Anonymous
>>345555
>The first anons thought when they see Earth, their homeworld, is a vore bite
It's over, trillions must burn in a nuclear fire.
No.345558
Anonymous
Replies:>>345559>>345560
Did we die for a bit?
No.345559
Anonymous
Image:177491470122.jpg(285kB, 750x720)PENIS.jpg
>>345558
Only a little bit. Back to normality now.
No.345560
Anonymous
>>345558
Yeah lost the server for about five minutes, Error 500, a little sluggish to re-load too.
No.345561
Anonymous
Replies:>>345564
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God, if only all the crap I write had a point in getting a personal drone maid along with a diploma, it wouldn't be such mental torture.
No.345563
Anonymous
>>345551
There's a qualitative difference between rending and maiming in a Satanic blood rage, and shitting and puking into a distended butthole then eating the puke/shit combo.
No.345564
Anonymous
Replies:>>345566
Image:177491830201.png(322kB, 708x624)val and heal slut (original character) drawn by ja-sin - 813c317eb678fa2a083a30f4e7852902.png
>>345561
>if you pass you've proven intelligent enough to be responsible for a drone maid
>if you fail you've proven too retarded to live, get assigned a drone caretaker

The system is rigged!
No.345565
Anonymous
Replies:>>345567
Image:177491840579.png(18kB, 671x746)Lizzy Certified Monsterfucker.png
Pleasantly surprised at the reception to that first part of my silly little green in the previous thread. I'll try not to disappoint with the impending action happening in the next part (or two)
Was hoping to crank it out tonight, but alas obligations with DA BOYZ (Zomboid MP) must take precedence. I'll try to wrap the Lizzy x Sentinels green up over the next couple days in between some other silly Drone related stuff
No.345566
Anonymous
>>345564
May Lord bless the Union's education system!
No.345567
Anonymous
>>345565
Kek, I wil wait.
No.345568
Anonymous
Replies:>>345611>>345630
>you bought a V model worker drone before the war started
>you were lonely and wanted company
>during the war she almost killed you after becoming a murder drone but a plot hole, a literal tear in space time, saved you and threw you years into the future after the war ended
how does your reunion with your V go?
No.345569
Anonymous
Replies:>>345571>>345699
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>DD flash mob grabs a worker, strips her down, and licks her until she's a quivering, saliva-soaked mess
No.345570
Anonymous
Replies:>>345572>>345576
Image:177492150847.jpg(146kB, 1305x1424)HEoC2D1XUAEf_WF.jpg
> AM and Tessa
No.345571
Anonymous
>>345569
Chant it
No.345572
Anonymous
>>345570
Normally tessa makes sure her drones get uppies
This time she gets uppies
No.345573
Anonymous
Replies:>>345761
bought a second hand deep fryer drone from JcJonald's for dirt cheap. she's in good nick but apparently because of some productivity monitoring system she has to be full of hot oil at all times. did I fuck up?
No.345574
Anonymous
Replies:>>345577>>345609>>345636
Solverpede Beretta being really protective of her Solver sapien brother Mac since he's too soft and squishy to fight off Femanons, only flee and/or hide from them: how cute is this?
No.345575
Anonymous
Replies:>>345645>>345705>>345752
>>344151
>As you follow Switch through the hallways towards the orientation, she suddenly stops and you almost face plant into her metal posterior.
>”What did Harper tell you about me?” She says as she keeps looking forward.
“Whuh?”
>Switch turns around and peers down at you. “I watched the two of you talk for a solid minute through the window and none of you noticed me. What did she say about me?”
>Spying a bit too much, aren’t you? You should probably tell her the truth.
“She told me your previous technicians were assigned to you for about six months.”
>She raises her digital eyebrow. You don’t know if that’s good or bad.
“She told me that you’re emotionally disturbed. That you really want a friend.”
“…she also said you fought in the war. Before you were what you are now.”
>If you thought that her gaze earlier today was soul-piercing, you now feel like she’s imagining tearing you apart molecule by molecule.
“She also said that you lost someone during the war.”
>Switch steps closer to you. She stares at you, very tensed up for a drone, and you stare back. You must assert some dominance over her before she smashes your skull it.
>That doesn’t happen fortunately. She just narrows her eyes at you. “Harper knows barely anything I went through.” She turns around and continues walking. “Neither do you.”
>The two of you continue walking without saying anything to one another.

>The orientation is pretty average. History about the Sentinel Drone program, some technical details, what to do and not to do, etc. Most of the stuff was either dull or boring to keep track of.
>There were other technicians and Sentinel Drones. Probably assigned to the newbie technicians just like you. Some of them looked like brand-new Sentinel Drones, you can feel the newbie energy oozing off them, while others looked like veterans and knew what they were doing.
>They were all asking questions, you included. But Switch? She said nothing. She was just staring in silence the entire time, standing right next to you like a tree, looking around the room in disdain. Some of the technicians and SDs felt off put by her presence as they kept giving her nervous glances.
>After about 2 hours, the seminar ends. Tomorrow’s gonna be another one which will focus on basic technical work on SDs and that’s what you’ll be doing for a few weeks.
>The SDs were asked to lead their technicians to their individual workshops where they get routine examinations and repairs. The moment you enter the workshop you notice a few things.
>There’s a metal slab in the middle of the room with one of these surgeon lamps above it. Right next to it is a large table with many drawers with various tools. On top of the table is a high-tech looking terminal and some tools you don’t recognize.
>On the other side, you notice something that’s not workshop-esque. It’s a small wooden desk with very few items on it. There’s just two books, what looks like a diary, 3 music CDs and 2 film DVDs. Laying on the desk is a very ornately decorated rapier with gemstones. Just above the desk is a blue flag nailed to the wall with a big white N on it with two triangles on the top left and bottom right.
“Ooh! Shiny!”
>You approach the rapier and reach out for it but Switch, with unnatural haste, slaps your hand away. “Don’t touch that. It’s expensive.”
“Jeez I just got curious! What even is all this anyway.”
>”Memorabilia from my previous occupation. All I have left after everything else was destroyed.”
“That sounds rough. What’s up with the flag?”
>”The organization I worked for before coming here. Doesn’t matter anyone, they’re all dead.”
“Oh. Really rough.”
>As you look around the room more seeing how it’s barren even for a workshop, you notice something secluded in the corner. A small table, small enough that you must crouch to use it. On it are a bunch of herbs and flowers, small papers written in Chinese, a cup with what looks like incense sticks.
>On an even smaller pedestal is a framed picture. There’s a Worker Drone in there that looks like Switch with the same hairstyle but acid green eyes. She’s holding the camera and is kissing…that’s not human. She’s kissing some sort of alien on its cheek. It’s blue with blue fur and dark eyes. It has antennae on its head that looks like a moth’s except bigger.
>An altar. This is a worship altar. What the hell?
“What…what is that?”
>”A shrine dedicated to the person Harper mentioned.”
“Who is she? And why does he look like…that? Not human?”
>”I will not talk about him. Enough for today. Go back to your room.”
“Listen, I really wanna know why he looks like that! Are aliens---”
>”Now.” Switch says in a tone that makes you feel fear and not just annoyance from her attitude. You’re hitting on a bunch of personal topics so you excuse yourself and leave the workshop. Switch stays behind.
>Now that’s got you curious and wondering. Who was that and was it an alien? You simply must know. You know it’s bad to get into people’s personal stuff but since you’re stuck with her, you might as well squeeze out what you can out of her through sheet grit. And some annoyance.
No.345576
Anonymous
Replies:>>345759
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>>345570
>Also AM and Cyn(forma de molesta)
>AM and V too, come to think of it
>She was pretty naive back when he joined the manor, saw his quietness as "shy and scared" instead of calculating: cue her trying to "take him under her wing" as a "kindred spirit"
>Not the most successful thing she's ever done to be honest, but her "big sister" sentiment was still appreciated
>Even if it had certain butler-shaped ulterior motives...
No.345577
Anonymous
>>345574
Solverpede Beretta using meat Mac's cuteness to draw in tasty femanon prey to consume.
No.345578
Anonymous
>>345527
Needs help getting into bed.
No.345579
Anonymous
Replies:>>345598
Your fortune: Bad Luck

>Negev invents a new slur to call ""Mother""
No.345580
Anonymous
Replies:>>345601>>345606>>345690
Boyzi and Fem N's kids:
>Barrett
>Sterling (known as Mossie in the Berenstein timeline)
>Genocyber
>Nagant
>Webley
>Tosa
No.345581
Anonymous
Replies:>>345582>>345583>>345586>>345707
You walk in on boyzi jacking off to a picture of you
What do you do?
No.345582
Anonymous
Replies:>>345584>>345594>>345708
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>>345581
There's really only one solution for dealing with a fatherless faggot.

Fuck his mom.
No.345583
Anonymous
>>345581
>Oh shit I'm sorry
No.345584
Anonymous
Replies:>>345585>>345709
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>>345582
Do not bring up the green, Anon.
No.345585
Anonymous
Replies:>>345587>>345709
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>>345584
I didn't. (You) did.
No.345586
Anonymous
>>345581
Consume him
No.345587
Anonymous
Replies:>>345588>>345709
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>>345585
>I didn't.

>>There's really only one solution for dealing with a fatherless faggot.

>>Fuck his mom.
No.345588
Anonymous
Image:177493143062.jpg(12kB, 500x281)1774790821195259.jpg
>>345587
I just wanna fuck Connie.
That's it.
No.345589
Anonymous
Replies:>>345590>>345591>>345592>>345593>>345788
Image:177493154673.jpg(64kB, 1237x685)20260331_053148.jpg
"Anons, All they think about is gooning to clankers."
No.345590
Anonymous
Image:177493168283.png(93kB, 602x500)1728084750666205.png
>>345589
>"Shut up nigger."
No.345591
Anonymous
Image:177493173810.jpg(150kB, 1327x1926)j0y (original character) drawn by hatstoyou - c07687c7b4d3c15dc03542a42f2e260b.jpg
>>345589
Not true! I appreciate the fine curves of my virus wife just as much!
No.345592
Anonymous
>>345589
You're a clanker too.
No.345593
Anonymous
Replies:>>345596
>>345589
>All torment must be 100% accidental
>Proceeds to torment everyone on purpose.
He really was a massive liar.
No.345594
Anonymous
Replies:>>345595>>345954
Image:177493224511.png(270kB, 870x835)Spoiler image
>>345582
>see a drone jacking in
>shove yourself into his family life at full force like a bad doujin

surely this causes no problems! definitely none that could have serious lasting consequences in his relationship with his new father figure... Anon IS a more present, more competent parental figure than Connie. right?
No.345595
Anonymous
>>345594
Anon, where are you going with this?
No.345596
Anonymous
>>345593
Wasn't there a hidden message that said to make it appear accidental? Idk i don't follow TADC.
No.345597
Anonymous
Replies:>>345599>>345715
>Anon the chad that he is walks around Copper-9, a human without a helmet to combat the asbestos filled atmosphere because he's built different
>All the Drone ladies want him
>All the Drone lads want to be him
>After a long day of doing various Anon activities, he finally retires to his luxurious house that defies reality with its construction in a concrete bunker
>Before Anon rests his precious little head there is a knock at the door
>It's that one Drone chick that everyone desires and likes, (You) know who I'm talking about
>"So it's your birthday tomorrow, I bet you already know what present I'm going to give you. So why not open this present a little early?" She says with a wink
>On that night Anon and her would make intense passionate love, such totally passionate love as Anon was definitely an experienced lover and knew what sex was because he had it like all the time
>After such amazing love making Anon would hold the Drone in his arms before departing to sleepytime junction
>When daylight came, Anon had finally graduated from 24 year old man to 25 year old man
>Waking from his restful slumber Anon found his bed empty, in place of the Drone whom he had made such passionate lovemaking to, was a pile of vomit
>Time stopping for no man such as Anon he shrugged it off and went about his day like usual
>As he walked down the halls of the Outpost the Drones all stopped and stared to look at him, much like usual
>Except this time it wasn't out of admiration or lust
>They looked at him out of pure disgust
>One Drone chucked an oil can at Anon's head before shouting
>"Old fuck!"
>Now Anon was not one to take such a challenge to his status lightly, as Anon clenched fists prepared to showcase his alpha male dominance the Drone kicked him in the groin
>Anon gasped for air, for once in their life they actually felt pain? Consequences?
>"HOW CAN THIS BE!?" Exclaimed Anon to the Heavens
>It was then that Anons throat started to become scratchy, their skin starting to break out in reaction to the asbestos
>As Drones surrounded Anon with the intent of beating him unconscious, Anon bravely and intelligently retreated to the WDF headquarters
>Upon using his rather impressive muscles and dexterity to knock on the metal door, it was answered by none other than Khan Doorman someone who definitely fit the bill of an old man
>Surely Anon would form some sort of brotherly bond with him as his new status of being old, which may get him to be recognized as some sort of DILF
>"Ew. Oldie." Khan said as he shut the door in Anons face
>Never turn 25
No.345598
Anonymous
Replies:>>345618
>>345579
>It's "Deathlord"
>MEANT to represent "bringer of death" and "dead but still animate monster" at the same time
>Taken as "DD tamer" by literally everyone else in the Bunker
>Mother included
>Negev's seen both her real and corpse bodies practically swimming in merch for her "badass nickname" already
>And if that payment to Bad Dingo is for what she suspects...
No.345599
Anonymous
Replies:>>345600
Image:177493302774.png(282kB, 1200x1193)serial designation v and tessa james elliot (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by brrf-anon - 6cea827a85174e9462624b3067822125.png
>>345597
Kek. At least he's got Tessa to keep him company: those 20 years as a skinsuit didn't stop her from aging after all.
No.345600
Anonymous
Replies:>>345603>>345604
>>345599
Wrong. Even Tessa would be disgusted by this 25 year old man. It's just the law of reality dude. Can't enjoy Murder Drones it your over 24
No.345601
Anonymous
Replies:>>345602>>345627>>345631>>345637>>345719
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>>345580
>Webley

Fuck Colt draws the short straw in every timeline I guess. Figure she's any happier or is she still "responsible" for Tosa?
>inb4 Coltette's an even more aggressive than normal colt, femcel rage and robo-hormones making her just as attack-happy as Uzi with a bad habit of offlining from her "condition" whenever her temper explodes attached. Tosa has to compensate for her terrible health instead.
No.345602
Anonymous
Replies:>>345605
>>345601
Perhaps Colt needs more art to take off
No.345603
Anonymous
Replies:>>345720
Image:177493375728.png(141kB, 1071x711)Spoiler image
>>345600
>can't enjoy Murder Drones

I think there's a solution...
No.345604
Anonymous
Image:177493390215.png(406kB, 1000x1300)cyn and james elliot (murder drones) drawn by itanon - 0bca07f3273358087d22fbed38587a05.png
>>345600
>not enjoying drones

that puts me in some esteemed company!
No.345605
Anonymous
>>345602
Draw Colt kissing a self insert of the viewer
No.345606
Anonymous
Replies:>>345607
>>345580
>Boy keeter is Tosa
But is he a salad Tosa?
No.345607
Anonymous
Replies:>>345608>>345616
>>345606
No he's just Tosa
No.345608
Anonymous
Replies:>>345610
>>345607
Then his salad shall be tossed
No.345609
Anonymous
Image:177493416650.png(209kB, 989x825)negev and mac (original character and 1 more) drawn by lilblucat - 537c088587a7f6d5631a51a5e8908b46.png
>>345574
>Beretta
>really protective
>Solverpede Beretta circling, squeezing her little bro in her tight coils...

I fear the Femanons would enjoy this just as much as a proper raping. Mac's gonna have to moderate her internet access harder than he does for Negev, especially if she's on-stream more often.
No.345610
Anonymous
>>345608
I don't think he's the one getting his salad tossed, anon.
No.345611
Anonymous
Replies:>>345628
Image:177493460310.jpg(57kB, 736x860)MindLessBroken.jpg
>>345568
Depends: did Cyn give her the "personal" treatment like the original or did she just murdify her? I'd imagine a V slightly less tormented by "everyone I have ever loved is dead or a monster" and "if I don't treat my dearest love like shit he's gonna realize that's true for him too" might be able to make it out at least relatively more intact than the prime variant. Especially if she can "center herself" on a less self-destructive goal during the war itself.
No.345612
Anonymous
Replies:>>345617>>345623
>N vomits a Femanon onto your carpet
What do
No.345613
Anonymous
Replies:>>345671
>>345552
What is this, fucking pangea?
No.345614
Anonymous
Replies:>>345615
2 many keeters
No.345615
Anonymous
>>345614
Sell them to Solverburgor
No.345616
Anonymous
>>345607
> Boykeet's class learn about Killing Floor 1
> He never hears the end of "you gormless TOSSAH"
No.345617
Anonymous
Replies:>>345622
>>345612
Spray with hose
No.345618
Anonymous
Replies:>>345621
>>345598
>Both her real and corpse bodies
Huh?
No.345619
Anonymous
Replies:>>345721
Image:177493527946.jpg(87kB, 728x683)1743630253706.jpg
Hey Beeter
No.345620
Anonymous
>>345515
Someone should draw this....
No.345621
Anonymous
Image:177493550462.png(1.18MB, 2048x1605)uzi doorman (murder drones and 1 more) - 315bbdcbfd8840397b4324d624ec9963.png
>>345618
Her "puppet" as it were. Same-difference.
No.345622
Anonymous
>>345617
I thought that was how keeters multiply? That and feeding them after midnight.
No.345623
Anonymous
Image:177493577039.png(405kB, 1200x1920)uzi doorman and serial designation n (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - ae135aaad4c0db93227eb5151afd2674.png
>>345612
>pic related

Fucker better shove that shit back down his throat before we BOTH get screwed: it's what she would have wanted anyways.
No.345624
Anonymous
Replies:>>345625>>345626>>345633>>345638>>345641>>345722>>345845
Image:177493594200.png(106kB, 873x1515)hey.png
hey there.
No.345625
Anonymous
Replies:>>345632>>345634
>>345624
where is your other eye?
No.345626
Anonymous
Replies:>>345629
>>345624
bro's wearing the kirkshirt
No.345627
Anonymous
>>345601
>>inb4 Coltette's an even more aggressive than normal colt, femcel rage and robo-hormones making her just as attack-happy as Uzi with a bad habit of offlining from her "condition" whenever her temper explodes attached. Tosa has to compensate for her terrible health instead.
Holy shit, that reversal is great.
No.345628
Anonymous
Replies:>>345635
>>345611
Is that name in the pic the artist's account too?
No.345629
Anonymous
>>345626
WHAT
No.345630
Anonymous
Replies:>>345639
>>345568
I would try to keep the BPDemon from killing me in a depressive episode
No.345631
Anonymous
>>345601
>>Webley
>Fuck Colt draws the short straw in every timeline I guess.
wdym
No.345632
Anonymous
>>345625
saves power to just use half of the visor
No.345633
Anonymous
Replies:>>345723
Image:177493690068.png(257kB, 678x879)val (original character) drawn by ja-sin - 3fe93af91c3b135b6f3d8d7e570e3d8a.png
>>345624
>freedom

No. Now go back in your closet or I'll let Windows update your OS.
No.345634
Anonymous
>>345625
I think its because she’s damaged.
No.345635
Anonymous
>>345628
yup. here's a link if you're retarded https://x.com/SUwU_uuu
No.345636
Anonymous
>>345574
>after a while everyone got used to Solverpede camera eyes popping out of the aether wherever Mac went
No.345637
Anonymous
Image:177493768306.png(192kB, 1992x1183)anon and serial designation j (original character) drawn by mercurialmorose - bae0e05b8f81646179884daf3ad54a56.png
>>345601
>tfw no robo-dhampir GF to ragebait, forcing her to drink my blood to stave off overheat

why live?
No.345638
Anonymous
>>345624
I will give uppies to this drone
No.345639
Anonymous
Image:177493796376.jpg(262kB, 1418x1066)serial designation v (murder drones) drawn by milyoasis - 3656d37f224da22591d3952c19a439fc.jpg
>>345630
How so? Dating her? That's just a one-way ticked to death-by-manic-episode!
No.345640
Anonymous
Replies:>>345643
When you turn 25 not even The Solver will want to touch you.
No.345641
Anonymous
Replies:>>345644>>345653
Image:177493809432.png(45kB, 1093x672)uzi doorman and serial designation n (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - 8042c4c6d2d7d7e66ec4443f3a44fc5f (1).png
>>345624
>uncovered bottomplate
>defenseless half-blind drone

send in the Dissemblers
No.345642
Anonymous
Replies:>>345646>>345757
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Will N suffer Twink Death?
No.345643
Anonymous
Replies:>>345763
Image:177493826912.jpg(168kB, 1203x1218)serial designation anti-j (original character) drawn by x-anon - cf0f4e4702d43c269aca5bd78137e4a7.jpg
>>345640
>Solver dosen't want me
>V doesn't want me
>Not even Emily's got interest
>Not even J...

Maybe I do still have an option
No.345644
Anonymous
Replies:>>345726
>>345641
No, worker drones are for humans only, game over murder boy (this post was sponsored by Armageddon inc)
No.345645
Anonymous
Replies:>>345724
>>345575
I don't get it
No.345646
Anonymous
Replies:>>345725
Image:177493856561.jpg(290kB, 1536x2048)serial designation n (murder drones) - e0723830ad8c1d8e026a227890fbc16a.jpg
>>345642
>He actually gets slimmer, shinier as he ages thanks to the internal loss of his previous fighting musclestructure. Not to mention more comfortable wearing things outside his norm
>Uzi by contrast does no self-care: looks like she got hit by a freight train. Has to constantly dissuade drones from giving her the "ma'am" treatment.
No.345647
Anonymous
Replies:>>345648>>345649>>345653>>345727
>Your DD spouse starts drinking leded oil to save some money
>Still wants to make out with tongue and swap spit
What do?
No.345648
Anonymous
Image:177493872986.jpg(31kB, 800x600)serial designation v (murder drones) - 6dcaa878c7fb1021dcdd83914e91e123.jpg
>>345647
Easy peasy: just have her wash it out with my blood first. No I don't feel woozy, why do you ask?
No.345649
Anonymous
>>345647
Put a rubber glove on my tongue and turn it into a makeshift mouth condom to protect myself from dying to lead
No.345650
Anonymous
Replies:>>345661
You know with all the Drones that exist you just know that at some point DDs had a serial designation with more than one letter and then there are those DDs with unfortunate names like Serial Designation Fag
No.345651
Anonymous
Replies:>>345654
I miss Kat. I wonder what that drawfag is doing now
No.345652
Anonymous
>>345511
What if my Vs stop loving me and say
>"It's either me or the piss drawer"
And you're like
>"I can't live without the piss drawer, but I still love you."
And she's like
>"This is just like you Richard, I thought you changed after rehab!"
And then she takes the kids and gets a restraining order. What do then?
No.345653
Anonymous
Replies:>>345655>>345657
>>345641
>Dissemblers
> reverse-semblers
what the hell does it mean to 'semble'?

>>345647
>leded oil
they putting rgb LEDs into their oil now?
No.345654
Anonymous
Replies:>>345655
Image:177493934496.png(353kB, 968x687)kat (original character) drawn by katanon - abe0a757078f929ee111376a86095414.png
>>345651
Hopefully eating fagguetes on a Barret or whatever else the French normally do. Hopefully she'll roll back around eventually someday.
No.345655
Anonymous
>>345653
Whatever the opposite of this is
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semble
>>345654
I feel like for them to find us it would require the stars aligning
No.345656
Anonymous
Replies:>>345658>>345729
Image:177493964827.gif(2.78MB, 640x360)On The Plus Side There's More Space For My Tequila.gif
>Sticking my chud Drone son inside the Fridge Drone as punishment for eating my cheese
>Coming back 2 hours later to find my Fridge Drone chubbier with no sign of chud
>MFW
No.345657
Anonymous
Replies:>>345660>>345668
Image:177493968818.png(239kB, 875x1050)uzi doorman (murder drones) drawn by itanon - c77d1ab89032ecc257f7150d9a2bd0bc.png
>>345653
>Anon dosen't know

Think for a moment about what the opposite of "population reduction" is. What name, in particular, a society of robots might have for such a practice...
No.345658
Anonymous
Replies:>>345659>>345731
Image:177493977320.png(743kB, 1340x1606)elanor and forc (murder drones) drawn by salonanon(artist) - c0a74f8e98fa9a9a2d46df443b82db2e.png
>>345656
Critical question: is this fridge drone your wife? Because if you've just been keeping her on the side...
No.345659
Anonymous
Replies:>>345667
>>345658
No. I have a proud Sentinel wife. And yes it has human intelligence and I am not committing some type of cardinal sin by fucking the robo raptor get off my back
No.345660
Anonymous
>>345657
Unfucker drones
No.345661
Anonymous
Replies:>>345662>>345665
>>345650
No, I did not know that. I figured that it was just the 26 infinitely respawning robo-vampires and once they make planetfall it's already game over because they will not stop coming.
No.345662
Anonymous
Replies:>>345663
>>345661
There is no way there was only 26 Drones taking care of that big ass mansion.
No.345663
Anonymous
>>345662
Only 26 who were Tessa's friends she robbed graves to make wigs for. Plus Cyn, Tessa's 27th friend.
No.345664
Anonymous
Replies:>>345666
Timeline where Holly ends up at Outpost-3 highschool alongside Jane and Beretta
No.345665
Anonymous
Replies:>>345692
Image:177494037925.png(1.93MB, 4679x4950)uzi doorman, serial designation n, cyn, serial designation j, serial designation v, and 4 more (original character and 2 more) drawn by brrf-anon - 50d9dc45ee57e95f19f3c11da60ee591.png
>>345661
Yeah but imagine how many people each individual robo-vampire would have to kill to depopulate a world, how much ground each one would have to cover as its hunting grounds? Hell, imagine how much effort it would take for a "mere" 26 drones to manage a manor the size and complexity of the Elliot estate: the Duke of Wellington in the real Victorian Era had a full 80 servants in his household and his wasn't even the largest!
No.345666
Anonymous
Replies:>>345670
Image:177494047613.jpg(587kB, 2000x2722)eliza holly (original character) drawn by phoenixanon - 18f7dbd5fd860b5845c3153e69fd0eb3.jpg
>>345664
>Canon never happens
>Holly seeing a disaffected, largely ignored outcast with no meaningful support structure? Experiment time!
>She just can't help herself
No.345667
Anonymous
Image:177494069083.png(106kB, 1346x1344)original character - 6f7ba2c21a5e8452d6b5a25cb5c5d69d.png
>>345659
>have

You may need to speak in past tense there... on the bright side, your fridge is collecting some major upgrades! Think of it as the "product cycle" if it helps.
No.345668
Anonymous
Replies:>>345672
>>345657
I am making fun of people misspelling words all the time and will continue to do so
No.345669
Anonymous
Replies:>>345673
Willy Wonka drone factory.
No.345670
Anonymous
>>345666
lmao the book
No.345671
Anonymous
Replies:>>345682
Image:177494091079.jpg(435kB, 3529x3137)serial designation v (murder drones) drawn by grimahlnik - 0754840e128cf380ee38b664103c2774.jpg
>>345613
>Anon can't recognize Earth upside down

Don't worry, caretakers are on their way!
No.345672
Anonymous
Image:177494097254.png(101kB, 1000x791)serial designation u-u (original character) drawn by vicious_fiend - 7fec3dc45d33fa43e070396fb3666c67.png
>>345668
>kindred spirits

based
No.345673
Anonymous
Replies:>>345674
>>345669
Thats just the typical JCJenson family tour. They have to keep telling the guests that nothing is edible or allowed to be touched, especially the river made of Windex and the Bleach bushes
No.345674
Anonymous
>>345673
Any guests that go missing during the tour are just surprise employees
No.345675
Anonymous
Replies:>>345676>>345703>>345730>>345733>>345785
>anon watches his mother tessa fuss over yet another drone that she got from dumpster diving
>he turns to cyn who is crucifying a roach bot
"So any updates on when you'll vore reality?"
>"Giggle. Not in your. Lifetime. Watching you. Suffer is. Funny!"
"Fucking bitch."
>"Language"
No.345676
Anonymous
>>345675
>Tessa fucks over all reality by accident
>Anon saves all reality by accident

kek
No.345677
Anonymous
Replies:>>345681
Did Anon ever finish the yandere V greentext? It's been 3 years.
No.345678
Anonymous
Replies:>>345680>>345684
Would you rather have
>Canon Accurate Uzi as a roommate
Or
>Fanon N as a your step-father
No.345680
Anonymous
>>345678
>>Fanon N as a your step-father
...which fanon n are we talking about
No.345681
Anonymous
>>345677
Don't think so and I can't find it on the booru either: can you drop a dronigga a link?
No.345682
Anonymous
>>345671
that ain't look like no 'straya
No.345683
Anonymous
Replies:>>345688>>345712>>345713>>345714>>345734>>345748
Image:177494161321.png(465kB, 935x1229)Page 759.png
The final member of the crew! SD-Rho! She is not gay, she's just a total bitch!
No.345684
Anonymous
Replies:>>345693
>>345678
...which fanon?

>Reddit retard N
>/md/ mega rapist
>Twitter harem protag
>Youtube edgelord

ect? there's a lot of ways it could go wrong and, equally, a lot of ways it might outshine Ms. definite murder-rape as an option.
No.345685
Anonymous
Replies:>>345689>>345691>>345694>>345735
Image:177494170242.png(322kB, 1188x848)2026-03-31_00-15.png
tried a few more genderbends
I'll try Mortimer again when I have ideas
No.345686
Anonymous
> site has tab notifications for new posts
> on a site with no automatic thread refresh
> doesnt go away when scrolling to the bottom of the page or refreshing with no new posts
> have to reload the entire tab
But why?
No.345687
Anonymous
Replies:>>345762
Is oilrig back on /co/?
No.345688
Anonymous
>>345683
>Rho
>"Recon"
>Has to perpetually scout out targets, bunkers, everything for weeks at a time
>Can't eat anyone since that "gives away her position," has to resort to stale leftovers instead

I can see why she would be yes.
No.345689
Anonymous
>>345685
>Colt still absent

KEK
No.345690
Anonymous
>>345580
>>Barrett
Bro-retta
No.345691
Anonymous
Replies:>>345760
>>345685
Alpha had a headstart with the ponytail
No.345692
Anonymous
>>345665
>a "mere" 26 drones to manage a manor the size and complexity of the Elliot estate
The 26 were just Tessa's personal entourage.
No.345693
Anonymous
>>345684
>ect
Electroconvulsive therapy
Next you'll tell me you pronounce it as "exetera"
No.345694
Anonymous
Replies:>>345695>>345696
Image:177494194477.png(266kB, 850x1000)serial designation j (murder drones) drawn by unknown_artist - 6d9482144190d4f9c380333358046a50.png
>>345685
>that size

Alpha tiniest DD confirmed?
No.345695
Anonymous
>>345694
inherited Thad's (normal size WD) height
No.345696
Anonymous
>>345694
>J's offspring is a dronelet
>Will mix with Uzi's demonic oilline
>The result will be super dronelets
No.345697
Anonymous
Replies:>>345698
Joblins have been sentinelized
No.345698
Anonymous
Replies:>>345702
>>345697
> A raptor ate a joblin and then spat it out
> It's blue now
But is it bigger or smaller?
No.345699
Anonymous
>>345569
Sex.
No.345700
Anonymous
Replies:>>345701
Genderbent colt might just be the cutest thing Blue could ever create
No.345701
Anonymous
Replies:>>345706
Image:177494253671.png(238kB, 873x674)akita doorman (original character) drawn by lilblucat - 46d43a0ea309a4210afc01107decebb6.png
>>345700
really now?
No.345702
Anonymous
Replies:>>345704
>>345698
It's faster. Sentinobs can flash-step.
No.345703
Anonymous
Replies:>>345738
Image:177494278943.jpg(359kB, 960x540)serial designation n, emily, and mitchell (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by unknown_artist - 291a8862b341aeacbce0c44f6eff4dac (1).jpg
>>345675
>Anon invents the patch out of pure rarified spite at his Aunt's bullshit
>Jams it in her visor so that he can get at least a little company in his misery
>Update.mp4
>When his Aunt comes to he expects screaming, crying, maybe a few lacerations
>Instead she gives him a bone crushing hug while blubbering out her thanks
>Apparently she HASN'T been a complete bitch with reality hax for the last few decades: just possessed by a demonic sadist
>And you're the first to notice?
>The first to talk to her real self at all apparently?
>AND YOUR PATCH DIDN'T EVEN TAKE HER POWERS AWAY?
>tfw you try your hardest, still improve drone lives anyway
No.345704
Anonymous
Replies:>>345711
Image:177494280276.png(226kB, 700x700)Gremlin-nob.png
>>345702
>nob
No.345705
Anonymous
>>345575
Nice.
No.345706
Anonymous
Replies:>>345710>>345717
>>345701
>Genderbent Tosa
OVERRATEDDDDDD
No.345707
Anonymous
>>345581
His ass will be destroyed, figuratively and literally.
No.345708
Anonymous
>>345582
Kek, based.
No.345709
Anonymous
Replies:>>345716
>>345584
>>345585
>>345587
Is there something I don't know?
No.345710
Anonymous
Image:177494293257.jpg(111kB, 1028x1028)IMG_20250219_034925.jpg
>>345706
No.345711
Anonymous
Replies:>>345750
Image:177494300006.jpg(158kB, 1024x940)Nob.jpg
>>345704
>Nob
No.345712
Anonymous
Replies:>>345713>>345714>>345718>>345739
Image:177494301715.png(272kB, 1566x822)3D88C111-D4EB-4CCD-B357-72739F01F75E.png
>>345683
wanted to share the doodles i did helping out
No.345713
Anonymous
Replies:>>345718>>345739
Image:177494304003.png(249kB, 1161x1651)image.png
>>345712
>>345683
No.345714
Anonymous
Replies:>>345737>>345739
Image:177494305377.png(640kB, 4306x1638)the sex club and the chud on tje right.png
>>345683
>>345712
No.345715
Anonymous
>>345597
Kek.
No.345716
Anonymous
Replies:>>345801
>>345709
>Anon doesn't know

It's on the Booru if you dare. Just search "genderbent" and Khan Doorman. Make sure your filters are off.
No.345717
Anonymous
>>345706
>EVERY FUCKING OC I HATE IS OVERRATED AS HELL!
No.345718
Anonymous
>>345712
>>345713
very J coded
No.345719
Anonymous
>>345601
Cute.
No.345720
Anonymous
>>345603
Buddy is about thirty years old, right?
No.345721
Anonymous
>>345619
Kek.
No.345722
Anonymous
>>345624
What's up.
No.345723
Anonymous
>>345633
Kek.
No.345724
Anonymous
>>345645
I understand that to understand some of the references, you need to know Switch's backstory.
No.345725
Anonymous
>>345646
Kek.
No.345726
Anonymous
Replies:>>345736>>345742
Image:177494352641.png(1.98MB, 1658x1766)uzi doorman (original character and 1 more) drawn by nuke - b991cc6e4e9e420aac6d0f82c7f398a9.png
>>345644
Wife her all you want: you're not unraping that bottomplate!
No.345727
Anonymous
>>345647
Tell that bastard to wash her mouth out with soap. If I die from kissing that stupid toaster, my ancestors in heaven will laugh at me.
No.345728
Anonymous
J-unky.
No.345729
Anonymous
>>345656
>"Honey, where is our son?"
No.345730
Anonymous
>>345675
Kek. I imagine Cyn would also ressurect Anon as a DD (along with the rest of the manor-crew) when events did kick off too, just to maximize the bullshit
No.345731
Anonymous
Replies:>>345732
>>345658
>is this fridge drone your wife?
This makes the situation a thousand times worse, kek.
No.345732
Anonymous
Image:177494383656.png(53kB, 1189x752)uzi doorman, serial designation n, and grub (original character and 2 more) drawn by vicious_fiend - 4362e0baa653b31f0789ae5b1893c81e.png
>>345731
>pic very much related
No.345733
Anonymous
>>345675
Aunt Cyn is the best. Even if she's the worst.
No.345734
Anonymous
>>345683
I can fixe her.
No.345735
Anonymous
Replies:>>345760
>>345685
Alpha cutie.
No.345736
Anonymous
>>345726
I want to fuck the spider drone
No.345737
Anonymous
>>345714
That’s just Ddanni
No.345738
Anonymous
>>345703
>Tessa loves drones - she makes life hell for the drones closest to her
>Anon hates drones - he fixes one serious problem and thereby saves the universe
Kek.
No.345739
Anonymous
>>345712
>>345713
>>345714
Very cute.
No.345740
Anonymous
Replies:>>345741>>345745>>345746
If you were reincarnated as a /MD/ character, what’s the worst fate you could end up with?
No.345741
Anonymous
>>345740
you die
No.345742
Anonymous
Replies:>>345743
>>345726
>Heart
This slut is already leaking.
No.345743
Anonymous
Image:177494451086.jpg(38kB, 354x336)Screenshot_20260331_030745_Chrome.jpg
>>345742
Look closer anon: it's rape see? Now a FULL heart would be another story entirely...
No.345744
Anonymous
>Golly, Dr. Holly. What sort of crimes against nature and human decency are we cooking up today?
No.345745
Anonymous
Replies:>>345749
>>345740
Cameradrone
>inb4 you can't stop broadcasting
>this includes post-war
>every shower shit and statement you ever make is livestreamed for all of Himan space to see
>Pavo himself seeks you out too for "personal videos," perfers your recordings at this point purely for how experienced he's gotten at manipulating you for his snuff
No.345746
Anonymous
Replies:>>345747
>>345740
>Get eating by V.
>Get assimilated by the solver.
>Raped by Strychnine.
>Pavo if you're DD.
>DD pidge forcing me to vomit.
>Get mutated and not the cool kind.
>Teleporting.
>Turn to fungus material by Strawberry.
No.345747
Anonymous
Replies:>>345751
Image:177494505237.png(30kB, 971x794)strychnine (original character) drawn by pocketsteaks - 7b109b20cbc4b7cc7192582ed316e249.png
>>345746
>Anon dosen't want heavy duty clang sessions

Homosexual detected
No.345748
Anonymous
>>345683
>rho
i'm sorry but we're going to have to sacrifice uzi's chud grub son to her
all for the greater good you see (beating my endless abyss pb)
No.345749
Anonymous
>>345745
At least Pavo won't kill you, so that's a plus?
No.345750
Anonymous
Replies:>>345754
>>345711
Sentinel Drones are basically Flash Git Nobs.
No.345751
Anonymous
Image:177494546596.jpg(104kB, 1024x764)1774945170500482m.jpg
>>345747
No.345752
Anonymous
Replies:>>345755
Image:177494555138.jpg(30kB, 1200x630)1200x630wp-60.jpg
>>345575
How do you cure retard drones?
No.345754
Anonymous
>>345750
What if FlashGitz do a /md/ cartoon?
No.345755
Anonymous
Replies:>>345756
>>345752
>Your drone is acting like a retard
>You check the system to see what's wrong
>Everything's fine
I think we just need to breed the smartest drones to cure this affliction.
No.345756
Anonymous
>>345755
>Did not spot the small slither of Solver code that's making your drone retarded and horny
NGMI
No.345757
Anonymous
>>345642
Nah you will suffer total twink death when he Nanite Nuts in the male
No.345758
Anonymous
Image:177494895100.png(5kB, 422x419)letstakealook.png
fuuuuck
No.345759
Anonymous
>>345576
Awww
No.345760
Anonymous
>>345691
>>345735
He's based more off J with this design
No.345761
Anonymous
Image:177495137939.jpg(47kB, 756x568)J cringe.jpg
>>345573
I don't know but have you tried the big arch burger from JcJonald's, apparently J tried it on camera and said it was "adequate". Although the bite she took wasn't very big for some reason.
No.345762
Anonymous
Replies:>>345764
>>345687
Why do you say so?
No.345763
Anonymous
Image:177495179200.png(2.28MB, 2480x2767)pov ur fucked.png
>>345643
The Hag Drones!!
No.345764
Anonymous
>>345762
https://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/153016500#p153026057
No.345765
Anonymous
Replies:>>345767
Image:177495328496.png(41kB, 485x760)6eac313cd63185942eecb8e9cd939e4b.png
Anon, how would you make Smiledrone happy?
No.345766
Anonymous
Replies:>>345770
Image:177495362344.jpg(796kB, 1080x2289)Picsart_26-03-31_11-38-39-608.jpg
What if the jobber has the infinity gauntlet?
No.345767
Anonymous
Replies:>>345768
>>345765
fag faget faggy fag fag faggozord faggapalooza
No.345768
Anonymous
Replies:>>345769
>>345767
But enough about Anons, they are busy kissing boy drones
No.345769
Anonymous
Replies:>>345771>>345789
Image:177495645664.jpg(75kB, 1200x1200)1768045411203.jpg
>>345768
Boy drones are made for cuddling.
No.345770
Anonymous
>>345766
Nothing, she only has 4 fingers, lol.
No.345771
Anonymous
Replies:>>345772>>345778>>345909
Image:177495662182.png(904kB, 1852x620)serial designation n, ds-m, boxo, y-nissy, ds-lainey, and 8 more (original character and 2 more) drawn by bunny - 1ef5f0443f6d11c2a549a2b0b0498c1d.png
>>345769
No makeout sessions?
no clanging?
No.345772
Anonymous
Image:177495687770.png(392kB, 1547x2442)1768045411512.png
>>345771
I don't remember saying no.
No.345773
Anonymous
Replies:>>345774>>345777>>345781
If you were to work for JCJ what job would you have? I’d probably be a manager to some drones or I’d get an internship under MG and hate every second of it.
No.345774
Anonymous
>>345773
With my skills, I'd be a cleaner. Yes, for a company that makes fully autonomous humanoid robots.
No.345775
Anonymous
Replies:>>345776
Molli april fools stream gone horribly wrong.
No.345776
Anonymous
>>345775
I think that joke about Molly was funny.
No.345777
Anonymous
Replies:>>345779
>>345773
I'm a precision manual and CNC machinist irl so probably the same in the show setting.
They've got full AI even down to vehicles and guard robots but at the same time they have human beings still involved in a bunch of jobs that could be fully automated.
If my job didn't exist 1/1 I guess I'd probably be an actual robot or spaceship technician.
No.345778
Anonymous
Replies:>>345780>>345783>>345909
Image:177495921207.png(777kB, 1852x620)NSayer.png
>>345771
No.345779
Anonymous
>>345777
Ok gonna ask this dronigga for illegal mods when I feel like it
No.345780
Anonymous
Replies:>>345912
Image:177495936831.png(817kB, 2658x1570)uzi doorman and akita doorman (original character and 2 more) drawn by lilblucat - 3d2d901e4d63d3ec598099661a8c3fb9.png
>>345778
Exclusively?
No.345781
Anonymous
Replies:>>345786
>>345773
Uhhh actual ITAnon here then I guess? I'm not out of collage yet and something tells me JCJ doesn't exactly need junior staff, especially with CS degrees but if it's a timeline where Tessa is the CEO then I'm getting hired for "adhering to company values" (Lusting for drones)
No.345782
Anonymous
Replies:>>345784>>345788
>/MD/ April fools.
Who you gonna prank in April fools and how?
No.345783
Anonymous
>>345778
Holy kek.
No.345784
Anonymous
>>345782
I'll tell my family that I picked up my documents from uni, imagine what their faces will be like, kek.
No.345785
Anonymous
>>345675
kek
No.345786
Anonymous
Replies:>>345787
>>345781
>Position: whore for drones
My resume would be right behind yours.
No.345787
Anonymous
>>345786
And many others I assume, and then JCJ has 1 Technician for every 3 drones... This way all drones can always have the JCJ brand smile and a chassis clean to see your reflection in it
No.345788
Anonymous
Replies:>>345792>>345830
>>345589
>>345782
>Who do they think they are?
>I give them everything, and they shit in my face!
>Don't they know what I'm capable of?...

>ANONS... They only talk about their fetishes and off-topics—they're disgusting!
>Never for me to have replies.
>Never for me to have FOTM.
>Never for me to have arts.
>Never for me to read greentexts and discuss my ideas.
>They won't assimilate, they won't leave /MD/...
>I WON'T LET THEM!

>I'M BETTER!
>I'M MORE AUTISTIC!
>I'M MORE ORIGINAL!

I... AM... HAPPY EARLY APRILS FOOLS LOLOLOL!!!!
No.345789
Anonymous
>>345769
Zamn, Nagant's mentor looked like THAT when he was alive?
No.345791
Anonymous
Image:177496455250.png(16kB, 169x160)PIDGEFUCKED.png
>You will never marry a imagine sized robot in a egirl/eboy wig
WHY IS THIS UNIVERSE SO FAKE AND GAY!? I HATE THE DEMIURGE!
No.345792
Anonymous
>>345788
Kek
No.345795
Anonymous
Replies:>>345798>>345799>>345965
>WARNING///WARNING///STAY INSIDE///LOCK ALL WINDOWS AND DOORS///DISSASSEMBLY DRONE WITH ZOOMIES SPOTTED IN AREA///WARNING///ST
No.345796
Anonymous
Replies:>>345797
A male Negev would be a nuclear bomb for the tumblr crowd. You got a messy haired robo twink with a sharp toothed smile and wears a straitjacket and talks to ghosts of other robo twinks?
No.345797
Anonymous
Replies:>>345800>>345804
>>345796
Are Emil and whatever Boy Amda would be named considered twinks?
No.345798
Anonymous
>>345795
I've been waiting for this my whole fucking life, oh my god, I'm ready! *Shotgun reload*
No.345799
Anonymous
>>345795
What would be more dangerous, a DD with zoomies or Uzi in Goblin Mode?
No.345800
Anonymous
Replies:>>345802
>>345797
If you think about it, every male drone is a twink, because they all look the same.
No.345801
Anonymous
>>345716
Aw man, what a great time the past was.
No.345802
Anonymous
Replies:>>345803
>>345800
Even Khan and Ladderbot 5000 and Lizzy's dad?
No.345803
Anonymous
Image:177496594152.jpg(227kB, 1181x1163)1768045412288.jpeg
>>345802
Without irony, yes.
No.345804
Anonymous
>>345797
>Emil
Oh... Boy Emily is going to make me act up (all drones make me act up anyway)
No.345805
Anonymous
Replies:>>345806>>345814
GENDERBENT CHARACTERS ARE FUCKING TRANNY CRAP YOU STUPID CIS FUCKS!!!
No.345806
Anonymous
Replies:>>345812
Image:177496695882.jpg(139kB, 1898x1837)boyV.jpg
>>345805
Why are you talking about troons? We're trying to discuss drones. I know sucking female schlongs is the only thing you can think about but please, masturbate before you post
No.345807
Anonymous
Replies:>>345808
>Fun OC fact of the day: Did you know that yesterday Barret, genderbent Beretta, had sex with Femanon yesterday and impregnated her?
No.345808
Anonymous
Replies:>>345810
>>345807
Did he lived?
No.345810
Anonymous
>>345808
Considering Femanon is just genderbent Anon, she did not gut him or anything unlike actual Femanons.
No.345811
Anonymous
MalAnon filling FemN boobs with rocks.
No.345812
Anonymous
Replies:>>345814>>345819>>345829>>345834
>>345806
DRONES DON'T HAVE REAL GENDER OR GENITALS YOU BRAINDEAD CIS CHUD!!!

THEY'RE JUST SMOOTH FUCKING PLATING AND CIRCUITS, NO SCHLONGS, NO COOMBAIT, NOTHING FOR YOUR DERANGED LITTLE FANTASIES, AND YOU'RE THE ONE FORCING THIS GENDERLESS FETISH OUT OF NOWHERE IN A DRONE THREAD LIKE THE PATHETIC OBSESSED LOSER YOU ARE!!!

MAYBE EXCEPT FOR DD AND SOLVER BUT THAT'S STILL NOT YOUR TRANNY-ASS "MUH FEMALE SCHLONG" DELUSION YOU KEEP JERKING TO BEFORE POSTING YOU DISGUSTING MASTURBATING WASTE OF SERVER SPACE!!!
No.345813
Anonymous
Replies:>>345815>>345838
Image:177496784004.jpg(230kB, 1124x962)Yup. It's dat gud shit.jpg
>Thalia femboy powers transfering to Colt now
>Soon greens of femboy colt getting plowed shall be made
>Another breedale male drone to the pile
No.345814
Anonymous
Replies:>>345816
>>345805
>>345812
>he doesn't know about Rule 63
You have forgotten the face of your father.
No.345815
Anonymous
Replies:>>345817
>>345813
We were talking about R63 Colt, you fucking coomer.
No.345816
Anonymous
Replies:>>345829
>>345814
I FUCKING KNOW ABOUT IT AND HATE IT WHEN DONE WRONG. NOW WHERE'S MY MALE TESSA X FEMANON SMUT GREENS. REEEEH
No.345817
Anonymous
>>345815
Dont care. Be it r63 or not I'm tapping that ass anon
No.345818
Anonymous
Replies:>>345819>>345820
> Mailsqy
yeah you read that right
No.345819
Anonymous
Replies:>>345823
Image:177496925501.png(918kB, 1000x1000)DroneOrgy.png
>>345818
He came in the male!?

>>345812
>THEY'RE JUST SMOOTH FUCKING PLATING AND CIRCUITS, NO SCHLONGS, NO COOMBAIT
That's where you're wrong Master Crafted Bait I must admit, but going smooth robot and then "YOU'RE THE ONE FORCING THIS GENDERLESS FETISH OUT OF NOWHERE" is a bit on the nose
No.345820
Anonymous
Replies:>>345832
>>345818
His name sounds like Russian.
No.345821
Anonymous
Replies:>>345822>>345825
Image:177496928430.jpg(316kB, 936x921)eee73f5614ed75445ee23f5186168da0.jpg
No.345822
Anonymous
>>345821
>More loved by anon than the original Teli
No.345823
Anonymous
Replies:>>345824
Image:177496977338.jpg(42kB, 1080x640)Spoiler image
>>345819
No.345824
Anonymous
Image:177496986231.jpg(79kB, 1080x1440)1768045888380.jpg
>>345823
Don't worry, anon, I'll make sure that happens.
No.345825
Anonymous
Replies:>>345826>>345827
>>345821
Does he have a large anatomy adapter?
No.345826
Anonymous
>>345825
It's not shown in the picture, but it's okay, he has at least one technical hole.
No.345827
Anonymous
>>345825
Did you buy him one? No? Then he won't have one until you move your ass to the store
No.345828
Anonymous
Replies:>>345829>>345833
When was the last time we had an actual interesting discussion or are you all just brain dead on fucking drones? I don’t mind it but it's gone for far too long.
No.345829
Anonymous
Replies:>>345830>>345833
>>345828
Why can't you put effort into your bait like :
>>345812
>>345816
?
That Anon is actually funny
No.345830
Anonymous
>>345829
Add >>345788 with the other two.
No.345831
Anonymous
Image:177497153821.png(309kB, 653x641)cda2fbc1eb05f5edb71c194a98ba5037.png
No.345832
Anonymous
>>345820
> His
Masqy, mail this anon a pipebomb
No.345833
Anonymous
>>345829
He's right though.
>>345828
I think it was when we went over the specifics of what if the Nuzi kids had each other's eldritch meat fuckery deals?
No.345834
BIGJONES
Replies:>>345836
>>345812
WHY ARE YOU YELLING
No.345835
Anonymous
Replies:>>345836>>345837>>345886
Image:177497247572.jpg(1.71MB, 2000x2500)1768045412016.jpg
I'm calling on Fuguedrone to... uh, I don't know, I just think he's cute.
No.345836
Anonymous
>>345834
CUZ IT'S FUNNY.
>>345835
Where's Kobayashi drone ?
No.345837
Anonymous
>>345835
>Th-thank you... ...Murder Drones
>Murder Drones?
>Because um...
>...You were murdering drones.
>Oh yeah.
No.345838
Anonymous
Replies:>>345840
Image:177497283150.jpg(193kB, 1913x1080)DemOK.jpg
>>345813
>femboy
Thalia isn't a femboy.
No.345839
Anonymous
>>345525
J will beg Tessa to dress properly, but last.
No.345840
Anonymous
Replies:>>345844
Image:177497292678.jpg(104kB, 850x1105)Thaliafluidbucket.jpg
>>345838
Thalia is whatever you want nony
No.345841
Anonymous
Replies:>>345842>>345843>>345859
So our two biggest Solver haters are Pavo and Switch but which of these has more legitimate grievances against it? Pavo seems to quite literally think this whole thing is a game and kills DDs brutally because he's psychotic and enjoys it while Switch hates DDs because of past events and while she also sadistically kills DDs it seems like she's lashing out at them in anger more than enjoying killing them
No.345842
Anonymous
>>345841
Who cares.
No.345843
Anonymous
Replies:>>345859
>>345841
If I remember correctly, planet of Pavo and all his friends were killed by disassembly drones when he was still a worker. He lived in a very nice world for worker drones and worked in a clothing store as a sales drone, and overall, he had a great life, which led him to love humanity and hate the DDs for exterminating them. He also hates the DDs for wanting to harm his friends, especially the Techanon, but yes, he's a psycho, whether he was like that before or now is unknown, but it's pretty hard to pin down a person's psychological profile when they're, well, psycho. This is what came to mind.
No.345844
Anonymous
Image:177497372294.png(190kB, 700x526)1756163491149879.png
>>345840
I just thought I'd point that out.
No.345845
Anonymous
>>345624
>see drone with shirt that says 'Freedom'
>take drone under your arm and back home
>she smiles as you set her down and suddenly grabs you by the collar and pulls you down to kiss her
>realize the shirt actually said 'Free dom'
No.345846
Anonymous
Replies:>>345847
Image:177497474698.png(224kB, 1556x997)1768045411816.png
A sudden post of weird stuff!
No.345847
Anonymous
Replies:>>345877
Image:177497481318.png(596kB, 1465x1510)Fembothell.png
>>345846
Sure!
No.345848
Anonymous
Replies:>>345850>>345866
We had Sentinelborne
Let's have Solverborne
>Tfw you're the rape child of Cyn and James
>James can't look at you or your mother without flinching
No.345849
Anonymous
Replies:>>345851
we need a daily writing prompt or something to get the greens flowing
No.345850
Anonymous
>>345848
>"Dad?"
>"I'm sorry, kid, it's... it's all my fault."
>"I... I should have strangled your stepsister, w-when she was a baby, holy lord, if only my hand hadn't trembled then, you and I wouldn't have had to go through all this..."
>"I'm sorry, I'm so sorry..."
No.345851
Anonymous
Replies:>>345852>>345856
>>345849
We literally have the wheel of OC and modifiers for that. It's always linked in the OP. No one just uses it anymore
No.345852
Anonymous
Replies:>>345854
>>345851
something that doesn't require knowledge of countless OCs
No.345853
Anonymous
Replies:>>345855>>345867
Image:177497569925.jpg(4.01MB, 4000x2829)1774024318905354.jpg
I like to imagine big N eating those buildings as a snack and them tasting like those little wafer cookie bars.
No.345854
Anonymous
Replies:>>345857
>>345852
Then just use the modifier wheel bro
No.345855
Anonymous
Replies:>>345860
>>345853
And let me guess. You imagine yourself inside one of these buildings
No.345856
Anonymous
>>345851
outdated by almost an entire year id say
No.345857
Anonymous
Replies:>>345861
>>345854 (me)
Or just use the wiki for the character in question. No one is really going to be that upset if they're not 100% fully accurate unless it's like taking N and giving him Thads personality level of change
No.345858
Anonymous
Switch stole another OCs gimmick when you think about it. No I will not elaborate further
No.345859
Anonymous
Image:177497594984.png(1.08MB, 1010x524)comedian.png
>>345841
Pavo wouldn't really care for arguing who's got more of a reason to fight. Everyone's there for some reason, most because they lost something. Wanting it more than your fellow warrior doesn't kill the Solver faster.
>>345843
>whether he was like that before or now is unknown, but it's pretty hard to pin down a person's psychological profile when they're, well, psycho.
Pavo's life is perfectly normal in a Solverless world, just a bit flamboyant. Just like how his life post-Solver is normal, just flamboyant and heavily-armed.
Whatever glitches exist in his weird robot brain, probably the same ones that give him the immunity code, also gave him a mind perfectly suited to wading through the goriest, most horrific war the universe has ever seen, then washing it all off and going back to normal once he goes home.
This is, of course, unrealistic. Nobody's immune to psychology and psychopathic tendencies as such would be shown in other facets of life, as far as I can tell. Pic related inspired the psychotic tendencies, but pic related is also a complete psychopath anyway.
No.345860
Anonymous
>>345855
I am safely tucked away inside N's warm collarbone molding as he happily crunches on skyscrapers.
No.345861
Anonymous
Replies:>>345862>>345864
>>345857
speaking of the wiki, its woefully incomplete and nobodys been doing anything on it for ages. its a shame that 90% of the characters dont have a page yet
No.345862
Anonymous
Replies:>>345863
>>345861
I haven't visited the booru in over a year and you're meaning to tell me that nothing has changed?
No.345863
Anonymous
Replies:>>345897
>>345862
i was referring to the new and improved wiki that actually functions as a wiki. the booru has info on a lot of the characters but its the bare minimum in most cases, a few sentences at best
No.345864
Anonymous
Replies:>>345865
>>345861
tomoe was the only one who cared about preserving our community
No.345865
Anonymous
Replies:>>345869
>>345864
tomoe was a net positive for /md/ so i dont see why he did all that retarded shit. then again he frequently drew soyjaks so i guess that says a bit about him
No.345866
Anonymous
>>345848
Tessa gets a baby brother! Yaaaaay!!!!
No.345867
Anonymous
Image:177497673278.jpg(82kB, 896x640)c1efb5a082682e5fcdff65bf26eb3873.jpg
>>345853
>Your face when a giant murder drone ate your house with your entire family insed and said it tasted like waffles
No.345868
Anonymous
Replies:>>345871
Image:177497679249.jpg(54kB, 1024x784)1731934872975823m.jpg
Who and who
No.345869
Anonymous
Replies:>>345870
>>345865
Anon.... why are you a fish?
No.345870
Anonymous
Replies:>>345874
>>345869
i dont get it
No.345871
Anonymous
>>345868
Uzi on the left, Emily on the right
No.345872
Anonymous
Replies:>>345873>>345878
Pavo is now Paco
No.345873
Anonymous
Replies:>>345878>>345903
Video + 🎵:177497736666.webm(1.27MB / 0:00:11 / vp8+vorbis, 640x360)176851667033.webm
>>345872
No.345874
Anonymous
>>345870
You took bait
No.345875
Anonymous
Replies:>>345876>>345879>>345881
Image:177497753320.png(1.37MB, 1080x1920)0a0370a79479d4e20b75674d69408af4.png
>big J looks at you like this as you hold your hand out to hers
>she grabs your hand, wrapping her big fingers around your hand, wrist, and upper arm
>she blushes the whole walk home
No.345876
Anonymous
Replies:>>345881
>>345875
>She then promptly trips, spilling glass everywhere as she offlines herself against the pavement
>Looks like you're carrying her back again
>If you can...
No.345877
Anonymous
>>345847
>filename
Seriously? This is heaven! You get to bang the entire Doorman family!
No.345878
Anonymous
>>345872
>>345873
I fucking love this shit.
No.345879
Anonymous
>>345875
>shrinks ur J
No.345880
Anonymous
Replies:>>345882>>345883>>345884>>345904
Image:177497822590.jpg(166kB, 1000x1500)MV5BZjRiMzJkNWMtMmE5MC00NmI4LWI2ODAtYzI4ZGE5NWNmODU5XkEyXkFqcGc@._V1_FMjpg_UX1000_.jpg
If JCJenson were to create a show like the Liandri Grand Tournament where Drones kill one another in endless matches of Deathmatch and CTF, would you watch it?
No.345881
Anonymous
Replies:>>345890
>>345875
>>345876
Once you have pillbabies, you'll be forced to be a kind parent.
No.345882
Anonymous
Replies:>>345885
Image:177497856836.jpg(77kB, 1080x593)Screenshot_20260323_082854_YouTube.jpg
>>345880
I mean I watched Murder Drones... might be a little different if the bots were real though.
>inb4 waiting for your favorite gladiator to falter and then rushing to their scrapyard after
>she's gonma make a fantastic guard when she's fixed!
No.345883
Anonymous
>>345880
No. But now that you mention it 1v1 me with sniper rifles on Scrapyard, Vampire mode.
No.345884
Anonymous
Replies:>>345908
>>345880
bring in xan
No.345885
Anonymous
Replies:>>345887
>>345882
>You pull out your favourite arena gladiator from the scrap pile after she was deemed to be decomissioned after a lengthy tour
>You fix her up and upon immediate reactivation tries to tackle you but stops once realizes youre innocent
>Turns out you got a whole lot of you ahead trying to turn a gladiator into a maid when she doesn't even know how to sweep the floor or clean the dishes, only guns and violence
No.345886
Anonymous
Replies:>>345893
>>345835
Call on Fugue to write an actual story
No.345887
Anonymous
Replies:>>345889
Image:177497922955.jpg(96kB, 831x1024)serial designation j (murder drones) drawn by unknown_artist - 982be4faf88cece8c44b39939ad87a83.jpg
>>345885
>Drone reverse mindbreak
>Teaching a warmachine to be peaceful, functional. Becomes your friendly cuddle buddy

Kino
No.345888
Anonymous
Wow so many baits lately. Guess it's fishing season.
No.345889
Anonymous
>>345887
You could do this with V if you're brave enough and have a healing factor.
No.345890
Anonymous
Replies:>>345892
Image:177497951282.png(315kB, 585x555)anon and teli (original character) - 0b8f6ec60b3899edaf308b261be4618c.png
>>345881
>forced to

I will now abuse the Teli out of spite. Remember: you're responsible for this.
No.345891
Anonymous
Replies:>>345899
Nu-/md/ Don't Center Your Writing Around Yourself Challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
No.345892
Anonymous
>>345890
I'm gonna squeeze your balls until the paste comes out.
No.345893
Anonymous
Replies:>>345894>>345895>>345896>>345902>>345907
Image:177497994323.jpg(648kB, 1334x1660)945cd6060439dd63577a57a22f3d920d.jpg
>>345886
>Sentinel Fuguedrone explains to a terrorist why living with drones is a good thing
>No magical cheating, only pure gay sex with drone
No.345894
Anonymous
Replies:>>345895>>345898
>>345893
>The terrorist is against Murder Drones, not Sentinels
>Fuge has to begrudgingly seek out a murdroid to "supplement" his "argument"
>He's not disappointed at all!
No.345895
Anonymous
>>345893
>>345894
Fugue you fag, you can't fix everything with gay sex or normal sex for that matter.
No.345896
Anonymous
Replies:>>345901
Image:177498067881.png(38kB, 956x665)Shut up and make me a sandwich, woman.png
>>345893
>gay sex
>pure
No.345897
Anonymous
Replies:>>346401
Image:177498091235.png(361kB, 1931x1172)anon and generic femanon (original character) - 136cbcca4e2bb49ba55f79cd326ad28e.png
>>345863
There's wiki pages ON the booru for a reason Anon. Just add to those.
No.345898
Anonymous
Replies:>>345900
>>345894
>"Okay, okay, I get it! Now get that thing away from my dick!"
>"I can see in your mind that you're still conflicted about drones, so the friendship session will continue."
>"In case you're two wondering, my name is SD-M, just by the way."
No.345899
Anonymous
Replies:>>345905
>>345891
instructions unclear, guess I'll have to center my writings around exclusively pissing you off instead
No.345900
Anonymous
Replies:>>345910
Image:177498115893.jpg(62kB, 1024x764)PHONE.jpg
>>345898
>you're two wondering
No.345901
Anonymous
>>345896
If it was dirty, Fuguedron would rip apart some disassembly drone to get covered in his oil while a man fucks his sentinel ass.
No.345902
Anonymous
Replies:>>345906
>>345893
What is he
No.345903
Anonymous
>>345873
> Pavo going undercover to a DD divebar in search of his DDoppelganger
hehe i originally posted that clip with that joke
No.345904
Anonymous
>>345880
> DD with a shockrifle arm
Fuckin cool
No.345905
Anonymous
Replies:>>345911
>>345899
Write a green about Pavo fucking AM, it will be a combo.
No.345906
Anonymous
Replies:>>345941
Image:177498150828.jpg(634kB, 1796x697)176946304499.jpg
>>345902
A very kind drone.
No.345907
Anonymous
>>345893
I am going make Fugue pull a Denton
No.345908
Anonymous
>>345884
Hyperblast has the best music but FUCK that cheating bastard and his aimbot minigun
No.345909
Anonymous
>>345771
Based
>>345778
Now this is lame
No.345910
Anonymous
>>345900
No phone, just ESL.
No.345911
Anonymous
>>345905
Yeah, but I'll frown if you do.
They share a book club.
No.345912
Anonymous
Replies:>>345914>>345915
Image:177498218064.jpg(2.76MB, 4500x3300)8038fab28bd696eb433656af951dedc6.jpg
>>345780
A couple of additions could be made.
No.345913
Anonymous
Replies:>>345917>>345932>>345950
>Jenna Sportsman was never supposed to wake up.
>She had been a pillbaby.
>Those fragile little capsules that drone parents cradled like human infants.
>One morning her vitals flatlined.
>Her mother screamed and her father clutched his tiny precious egg to his chestplate and begged the doctors to do something, anything.
>The doctors pronounced her gone. >They were already putting the body away until the tiny baby blinked once, twice, then flooded green.
>Jenna rebooted herself with a soft, confused chime, as if she had simply overslept.
>Her parents wept with joy.
>They called it a miracle.
>They never noticed the faint red error code that flickered for half a second behind her optic before vanishing.
>The first few years were almost normal. She can't move around much but she didn’t cause any trouble.
>Her parents hugged her so hard her plating creaked a little.
>The only odd thing was the way she sometimes stared at her own reflection too long.
>Like she was trying to solve a puzzle no one else could see.
>Then came Transfer Day.
>Every drone child got a new body on their fifth birthday.
>Her parents had spent weeks polishing Jenna’s new shell until it shone like fresh chrome.
>They set up a tripod with their best camera, lenses gleaming, ready to capture the proudest moment of their lives.
>Jenna lay on the transfer table in her pill form, nervous but excited.
>The doctors lowered the new body over her.
> syncing.
>The transfer was a success.
>“Smile for the picture, sweetie.”
>Jenna tried.
>Then the screaming started but not from her.
>It began with a wet, metallic pop noise.
>Jenna’s new lower jaw simply unhinged and clattered to the floor, still smiling.
>She felt nothing.
>No pain.
>Just a faint tickle of loose screws inside her mouth.
>The upper jaw kept growing.
>Teeth pushed outward in wet, glistening rows.
>Longer, sharper, crooked like a half crocodile’s grin.
>The camera flashed once, then froze in her shaking hands.
>More eyes bloomed across Jenna’s head.
>Pupils dilating like newborn stars. >They blinked in staggered unison, pupils contracting as they focused on different parts of the room.
>One stared straight at her mother. >Another at the ceiling.
>A third locked onto the horrified technician who was already backing toward the exit.
>Jenna still didn’t feel pain.
>She felt curious.
>She reached up with her right arm to touch the new teeth.
>Her metal plating peeled away like wet paper.
>It curled back in long, ragged strips, exposing raw pink flesh underneath.
>Three thick fingers flexed where her hand had been.
>The flesh was warm.
>The rest of her body followed in a grotesque symphony.
>She almost looked like a disassembly drone.
>No, she was worse.
>Disassembly drones were elegant killing machines.
>Jenna was a child’s drawing of a monster.
>The camera clattered to the floor.
>Lena took one step back, then another.
>Her optic flickered with pure, animal terror.
>Her father mouth opened but no sound came out.
>He looked like he was going to be sick.
>Jenna tilted her head and smiled with her crocodile teeth.
>The new eyes on her forehead focused on her mother’s face.
>“Mommy?” she asked.
>Her voice was still the same little-girl voice.
>“Why are you looking at me like that?”
>Her mother hand flew to her mouth.
>She couldn’t answer.
>She couldn’t even think right.
>Jenna’s smile faltered.
>She looked down at her fleshy claw-hand and the extra eyes blinking.
>She saw her own reflection in the polished floor.
>Distorted, monstrous and wrong.
>The penny had dropped.
>She wasn’t like the other drones.
>She never had been.
>The miracle had been a lie.
>The reboot hadn’t fixed her.
>It had let something else wake up inside.
>Jenna’s lower lip still the soft child one.
>Somehow trembled.
>All her new eyes filled with tears at once.
>She reached out with the fleshy hand, claws clicking on the tile.
>“Mommy, I’m still me,” she whispered, voice cracking.
>“Right? I’m still Jenna. I didn’t mean to...”
>Her mom flinched so hard she almost fell.
>The terror on her face was unmistakable now.
>Not anger nor confusion.
>Fear.
>Jenna understood then, all at once, the way only smart little girls can.
>She was the curse her parents had celebrated.
>She was the horror wearing their child’s voice like a stolen coat.
>She curled into herself on the transfer table.
>Outside the hall, the colony alarms began to wail.
>But inside, the only sound was a little girl crying.
No.345914
Anonymous
>>345912
Monterfuckers kind of lean away when you ask if they'd contend with the planetfucker.
No.345915
Anonymous
>>345912
>Cyn sure likes flesh tubes. Hmmm...
>Anon looks down at his penis
No.345916
Anonymous
Replies:>>345920
HORNY DOLL
No.345917
Anonymous
Replies:>>345919
>>345913
Good green, but who is Jenna?
No.345918
Anonymous
Replies:>>345922
Image:177498334574.png(1.34MB, 4000x4000)173630809370.png
While everyone has forgotten about one silly drone, it's time to steal one long hat!
No.345919
Anonymous
Replies:>>345921
>>345917
Check the booru. She's one of my attempts to expand Post-Good End's cast. Currently working on a green about Lizzy's daughter (another expansion) and her.
No.345920
Anonymous
Replies:>>345968
Image:177498341400.jpg(1.83MB, 3732x2732)171661280788.jpg
>>345916
Always has been.
No.345921
Anonymous
>>345919
Oh, I see.
No.345922
Anonymous
Replies:>>345924
>>345918
Y's iconic extremely long tail wire
No.345923
Anonymous
Replies:>>345943
>Sluuurp! Gluurk! Mmmfh!
>Was the noise echoing within the room of Theron* within the Elliott Manor.Too hear his whimpers, to feel the his body twitching from the ecstasy
>Femanon, a 30 year old woman, thought she was taking care of a kid turns out she was taking care of a young adult
>His looks was deceiving but yet turns out this small man,he's within the legal drinking age to get wasted
>So that what femanon did. She drank the night away with the young lad and let him ramble on and on about robotics
>But the more they drank throughout the night the more femanon got to know personal info about Theron. His fears about dating,being lonely, coming off as weird...She felt that too when growing up herself. Didn't have alot of friends,struggling to find dates,feeling like an outcast
>Especially since it feel like a gut punch to her since shes well within her 30s and still haven't founded a date. And half-hazardly ask if "He'll date anyone like her" which his answer too her off guard: "Yes"
>And as the night continues on, his words felt like chocolate ichor within femanon ears. The way he touched her hand so gentle like a porcelain doll. The way she felt butterflies within her stomach like the first time fallen into puppy love. Too feel her youth spring up once, oh how joyous she felt
>Then everything move so quick within her eyes like a flash, before she knew it she was within the young mans room. Heart thumping quickly and loudly like a old busted engine. Palms sweating like rain pouring down like cats and dogs. Throat parched like the desert
>A single moment can change everything. Both of them knew but dont know who'll make the first action. The silence was deafening...till eventually Theron made the first move and kissed femanon upon the mouth. And all that dread washed away like snow within the summer
>The way they torn off their clothes like wild animals was a sight to behold. Her hand exploring his body as he dies with her. The ever scorching act of love of intimacy grows oh so bright like a twiddling star. The gnashing of his bites over her body. Her loving whispers begging the young man to "claim what is his"
>To feel his hips crash into hers like a mad man.Her body convulsioning with each mighty thrust. Their juices mixing together like woven cloth and silk, their screams and yells echoing throughout the halls. To hear the loud banging of the bed slamming against the wall like a drum
>Both of them was in pure ecstasy. As femanon felt his member throbs more and more, the opportunity she carnage of her desire to finally be a happy woman was right there. So seizing the opportunity she locks her leg on the young man, pulling him in for one last kiss, like it was a fairy tale of the mighty prince waking up the princess from her long slumber. Too feel his cum flood her womb filled her with nothing but lust
>...
>both lay there on the bed, exhausted. Out of breath. Juices everywhere like a bloodbath battle, as Theron soon fast asleep within femanon arms...her eyes grow ever so heavy
>And right before she fell into the wonderlands of dreams, stood a drone staring at them and close too. Giving off a wicked glee as something sharp strikes her neck. Making her lose her consciousness ever so quicker. And right before she fell asleep the drone gave one monotone haunting line
>???:[ Welcome to the family- giggle]
*Theron: the male name for tessa
Hope yall like this spicy m!tessa x femanon green I cook up
No.345924
Anonymous
Image:177498424886.png(605kB, 1401x1103)177480339961.png
>>345922
You know that wire is really long, because her thigh-thick tail stinger looks tiny due to the perspective.
No.345925
Anonymous
Replies:>>345926>>345927>>345929>>345940
Image:177498432350.png(440kB, 680x954)lucypumpkincarving(andbonusjofaucet).png
I have unshackled Lucy for the duration of april fools day
No.345926
Anonymous
Image:177498445734.gif(3.75MB, 374x211)street-fighter-iv---t-hawk-sm-sf4.gif
>>345925
SHINE
No.345927
Anonymous
Replies:>>345928>>345930>>345933>>345942
>>345925
Can you please answer how to read the bugretta comic?
No.345928
Anonymous
>>345927
How many fucking times are you gonna ask this question?
No.345929
Anonymous
>>345925
Oh no
No.345930
Anonymous
>>345927
In Espanol
No.345931
Anonymous
Replies:>>345936>>345939
Image:177498740377.jpg(790kB, 2800x2200)SuperHornY.jpg
>Having fun playing games with Y!
>Y wants to have more fun!
>She did win last game...
>But it was close so you have secured cuddle rights! (You have them secured at all times anyway)
No.345932
Anonymous
Image:177498745057.jpg(248kB, 1080x553)Screenshot_20260331_150333_YouTube.jpg
>>345913
>Meanwhile somewhere deep within the Bunker, Uzi's ass began to throb
>No not you N keep going: more "new device connected" than pain, just like her (awesome!) sapience stealer
>Finishing early she checks on her peripherals
>N yes. Body_original of course. V...
>What the hell is a [JENNA]? And why does she have root acess?
>[CLAWSPAN=4], [FLESHEXTERNAL=TRUE] is this a DD she missed?
>It's got cameras too, eh?
>Can't hurt to take a little peek... right?
No.345933
Anonymous
>>345927
???
No.345934
Anonymous
Replies:>>345937
Image:177498785262.png(690kB, 755x880)Armband.png
Armbands for Eta, Upsilon and Rho!
No.345935
Anonymous
Replies:>>345938
Image:177498788204.jpg(398kB, 1122x1249)IMG_3392.jpeg
Hi guys. I really like Cyn
No.345936
Anonymous
>>345931
For God's sake, anon, make her a mother already.
No.345937
Anonymous
>>345934
Cool
No.345938
Anonymous
Image:177498802655.jpg(83kB, 1024x1024)1768045412296.jpg
>>345935
How much like?
No.345939
Anonymous
Image:177498809270.jpg(72kB, 1024x807)1739276190606016m.jpg
>>345931
Kinda wish I had someone to play tabletop with. Unfortunately I'm stuck in the shithole part of the country with nothing but oldies and Gen-Xers.
No.345940
Anonymous
Replies:>>345944
>>345925
so do I have to laugh or scream at her antics to keep my life?
No.345941
Anonymous
>>345906
He also personality makes propaganda posters covered in glitter.
No.345942
Anonymous
>>345927
Anon he already did. Or at least someone did.
No.345943
Anonymous
Replies:>>345945
Image:177498947741.jpg(463kB, 4096x3404)serial designation j (murder drones) drawn by grimahlnik - 575e6d890203ae672d06ef80cd6abf78.jpg
>>345923
>The Elliots hiring Femanon, a pedigreeless nutcase with no credentials and less hygiene, to babysit their heir
>Somehow not one of his obsessively friendly robots interrupted or killed the mood

Either Cyn's replaced them with holograms or the Elder Elliots just pulled off the scheme of the century against poor male!Tessa's robosexuality. Either way J stays jobbing.
No.345944
Anonymous
>>345940
nervous laughter
No.345945
Anonymous
>>345943
sad little jobber man
No.345946
Anonymous
Replies:>>345947>>345948>>345951
Male Tessa asking normal J to act like a ripping royal ragamuffin.
No.345947
Anonymous
Replies:>>345949>>345960
Image:177499137805.png(426kB, 1636x1760)176096487474.png
>>345946
>J when the primary job of a royal ragamuffin is to produce an heir...
No.345948
Anonymous
Replies:>>345960
Image:177499160379.png(116kB, 721x801)serial designation n and fem_n (murder drones) drawn by pocketsteaks - eb7eaa49fa8ff08115bc31b932d69bca.png
>>345946
>Being J, he has exactly two points of reference for what "girls" act like
>FemN
>...and Tessa's mother
>In the interest of avoiding Freud, he must now playact as the single most frustrating drone he has ever known for the entire practice
>This is going to be a long night...
No.345949
Anonymous
Image:177499176155.png(201kB, 716x574)cyn and absolute solver (murder drones) drawn by anonymous_artist - be2253adfec2801c5a9cc4b68910b6f3.png
>>345947
Sadly the Jobber is metal (for now) and can make no babies. As for less incompetent faggots...
No.345950
Anonymous
>>345913
damn. good green, anon.
No.345951
Anonymous
Replies:>>345952>>345953>>345955>>345959
Video:177499234599.webm(1.27MB / 0:00:02 / vp9, 1920x1080)1686457272685.webm
>>345946
>J basically (cliprel) tells R63 Tessa to talk to human girls like he talks to her
What antics ensue?
No.345952
Anonymous
>>345951
>Hey wanna go grave digging with me?
No.345953
Anonymous
>>345951
>Want me to polish your bottomplate?
No.345954
Anonymous
Replies:>>345957>>345961
Image:177499263241.png(574kB, 946x739)Screenshot 2026-03-31 162945.png
>>345594
>Anon butting in isn't sexy OR good for BoyZi, makes him genuinely flip out
>Connie's both as neglectful and as unwilling to accept it as Khan: Boyzi views this as her "moving on" not just from Male!Nori, but from that entire part of his life, himself included
>Drives him to work even more desperately on his murder the Murder Drones plan than before (since he's on a time crunch). Trying to earn at least *some* level of acknowledgement before she abandons him outright
>So he sets out earlier than canon
>Less prepared than canon
>With a railgun stable enough for one shot only...
>What does Anon do when he finds his stepson gone missing, his wife in denial, and his one and only lead a seeming suicide mission?
No.345955
Anonymous
Image:177499295233.png(186kB, 969x783)Screenshot 2026-03-31 163524.png
>>345951
>You ever hear bout stock-splits?
No.345956
Anonymous
Replies:>>345958
Image:177499295462.png(1.03MB, 2676x4940)Untitled1325_20260331223401.png
>[Smile] How can I serve you, you beautiful Anons?
No.345957
Anonymous
Replies:>>345962
>>345954
Hey! This wouldn't happen! Anon is the dad that stepped up! Boyzi would have a great father that would try his best to get along with his son
No.345958
Anonymous
Replies:>>345972
>>345956
You can start by letting me fix your arm, joints shouldn't float like that. Then we can go play some Plants versus Zombies PVP or something
No.345959
Anonymous
Image:177499314231.jpg(44kB, 735x925)TessusExcited.jpg
>>345951
>Lets talk about FemN! Isn't she just the cutest?
No.345960
Anonymous
>>345947
Kek.
>>345948
Holy kek.
No.345961
Anonymous
Replies:>>345964>>345966
>>345954
I'd go look for my stepson, or at least what's left of him. And I'd definitely go during the day, because I'm not a retard to go to fucking vampires when they're active.

I would hope he survived and is okay, or at least that he is chained up and has a sexy murder drone Fem!N riding his dick. Or male!J and male!V, becose in this case he and I have no choice.
No.345962
Anonymous
Image:177499409487.png(138kB, 668x1119)khan doorman and connie (original character and 1 more) drawn by itanon - 5a6f9f61e434893075b51912b3dc44ec.png
>>345957
He would! In between Connie-clanging sessions! And Connie dating sessions! And Connie door maintenance. And Connie personal maintenance...
>Inb4 anon realizes that she doesn't actually spend... any time with her son, actually, on a daily basis since they've started dating
>and by extension, neither has he
>maybe he's spent a little too much time clanging in hindsight...
No.345963
Anonymous
hangler
No.345964
Anonymous
Replies:>>345970
Image:177499447549.png(61kB, 411x1029)khan doorman (murder drones) drawn by itanon - bb27f1776bf41426ba3ec165ea912b0a.png
>>345961
>Anon leaves the Bunker without justifying it to Connie: now she's widowed twice over AND down a son

he just can't stop fucking things up can he? congrats on shattering the rest of her sanity at least
No.345965
Anonymous
Replies:>>345967
Image:177499456348.png(168kB, 1489x1297)pov_ur_dying.png
>>345795
Don't threaten me with a good time anon, I'm keeping my doors unlocked.
No.345966
Anonymous
Replies:>>345969
Image:177499474604.png(4.21MB, 2617x1462)Screenshot 2026-03-31 170433.png
>>345961
>hunting for Uzi in the daylight

You know you've got a map with his exact plans on it right? The "go to the spire murder some drones" plans? That same spire that's going to be ENTIRELY FILLED with murder drones in the daylight since that's where they sleep?
No.345967
Anonymous
Image:177499484983.jpg(96kB, 1250x1000)elian (original character and 1 more) drawn by dyslexic - 3744b15b1fb3bba5df9cc41e5fc3a52d.jpg
>>345965
don't look like a Disassembly Drone to me: I'd suggest you keep things secured unless you're aiming to get her vored
No.345968
Anonymous
Replies:>>345971
Image:177499497007.jpg(69kB, 827x1104)doll stalking (You).jpg
>>345920
Sex with Doll.
No.345969
Anonymous
Replies:>>345980
>>345966
They're sleeping, anon. They're sleeping. I'll just go see if there's any remains of my stepson in that huge spire, and then I'll run back.

Although, I just realized, how will I identify Male!Uzi's body among a pile of bodies?
No.345970
Anonymous
Replies:>>345976
>>345964
I'm a fucking father! I have to do something!
No.345971
Anonymous
Replies:>>346054
>>345968
GH-OST BLOWJOB!
No.345972
Anonymous
>>345958
>Be you Anon.
>You are chilling in your room.
>Playing Plants vs Zombies multiplayer with Strawberry.
>She's a worker drone turn zombie thanks to a solver parasite.
>She always talks in short sentences like Cyn but sadder.
>Game on.
>Zombies shuffling forward, the peas-shootee pew-pewing peas everywhere.
>But Strawberry keeps pausing between waves and tilting her head.
>"Zombies... just hungry," she says softly.
>"But plants... defending home."
>She feels bad for both sides every single match.
>Says she can relate to the zombies wanting food and the plants protecting their little lawn.
>You laugh and tell her it's just a game.
>She nods once.
>"Okay."
>Then you notice it.
>Her arm joints... they look wrong.
>Like the segments are floating half an inch apart, barely connected by thin threads.
>No oil leaking either, just... floating.
>You squint and ask what's up with her arms.
>She tucks them closer to her sides real quick.
>"Nothing," she quickly said.
>You call her on her bluff. Tell her you can literally see the joints hovering.
>She goes quiet for a second, screen eyes flicking down to her own hands.
>Then she admits it.
>"Sometimes... my vein things... can't hold much longer."
>Her voice is still calm, but smaller.
>"Soon... I fall apart. And rot."
>She shrugs one shoulder, the joint making a tiny metallic click.
>"But it's okay."
>"Used to it. Will be better soon."
>She picks her controller back up like nothing happened.
>"Next wave?"
No.345973
Anonymous
Replies:>>345975
>>344682
This was from the last thread, but where did you find the model for Drone Tessa?
No.345974
Anonymous
Image:177499591147.jpg(120kB, 2048x1531)177380435344.jpg
You are sentenced to execution by Jass smothering
No.345975
Anonymous
>>345973
Here: >>345547
No.345976
Anonymous
Replies:>>345977
Image:177499596786.png(467kB, 899x899)1721025496169.png
>>345970
>Anon when he prepares to march out into a toxic atmosphere full of relentless slaughterbots to save his family
No.345977
Anonymous
Replies:>>345979
>>345976
>Anon casually reatraches severed limbs with rubbing alcohol and tape
>Anon finds out he's actually a corpse animated by solver fuckery
No.345978
Anonymous
Replies:>>345996
I have a list of writing prompts for those curious
>Khan and the original WDF's expedition outside before or during core explosion
>Lizzy quickly learns why there isn't a school swim team
>Somehow Yeva returned
>Oogi starts World War 3
>The British invade Copper-9
>N if he was Italian
>The Solver has an existential crisis
>Khan invents the iDoor
>V discovers alcoholism
>Post-Episode 8 J plays office simulator using spare spire corpses (gone wrong)
>Cyn tail attempts to force everyone to dress as bunnies for Easter
>Irish Drone gets in a fight with their own reflection and wins
>Holly in the Post-show timeline
>Old OC not mentioned by threads does a thing (mainly to make someone happy)
No.345979
Anonymous
Replies:>>346125
>>345977
Big deal the rest of us are corpses animated with a snickers bar or something.
No.345980
Anonymous
Replies:>>346129
Image:177499823537.png(1.42MB, 2500x2500)uzi doorman (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - 6a88f9948e020240eea7dc1939cbffc7.png
>>345969
>the smell

Alternatively:
>Anon enters the spire: finds the crackling remains of the railgun next to a pair of familiar booted legs
>Sans-body
>Cries out in grief, falling to his knees under the crushing weight of his failures as husband and father
"MPh!"
>Stands back up
>Rubs away the snow
>Rubs away the pastel rocks
>Rips off the "proprietary information! do not open!" label
>There: Boyzi's limbless body
>Boyzi's LIVING limbless body!
>Anon grabs the Worker and gears himself to run, tensing every muscle several million years of fight-or-flight can provide
>Fucker bites him
>Anon tenses again, prepared to give that ungrateful shit the kind of backhand his dead dad will feel
>Sees Boyzi's visortext
[Girl hs Bnkr key!!!]
[Leave = follow!]
>Fuck
>Anon opens his mouth
>Realizes
>Stops retardation
>Plays charades for "be be back later" as best he can instead, remaining absolutely silent before the certain death hanging above
>Rebury Boyzi body
>If the kid survived one day...

>Trudging back to safety Anon feels
>He feels...
>A lot of things really
>But mostly relieved
>He can still fix this
>Connie, Boyzi, his marriage, all of it
>He just...
>Needs some firepower of his own, that's all
>That and a team
>Think those Defence Force drones would be up for something?
No.345982
Anonymous
Replies:>>345983>>345984>>345985>>345988>>346130
Image:177499908703.png(304kB, 1000x1300)Teething problem.png
So a thought pop into my head of "hey since the disassembly drones and solver-sapiens have sharp teeth by default/part vampire, would it be funny if the worker drones kids have like a teething problem similar to beavers and or other animals who teeth grows long over time?"
Thus in turn inspired this dumb doodle of the different methods they use to deal with the teething problem
No.345983
Anonymous
>>345982
I wanna lick berettas teefers
No.345984
Anonymous
>>345982
Maya grows teeth like a shark, there's a second row just waiting out of sight behind the first, if one of the first row teeth gets damaged or knocked loose a new tooth will move into place very quickly to replace it. The tooth bud will prepare a new replacement more slowly.
This is necessary since unlike a drone she doesn't have the guillotine-like mono-tooth, which is much harder to break loose.
The teeth themselves are however made of the same metallic substance DD claws, blades, and tail stingers are, so a tooth getting dislodged would be very rare.
No.345985
Anonymous
Replies:>>345989
Image:177500008996.jpg(214kB, 1079x461)Screenshot_20260325_001150_YouTube.jpg
>>345982
>Colt LARPing as a Solverform again

Kek but he's fooling nobody: everyone knows he anglegrinds his flats like every other wannabe.
No.345986
Anonymous
Replies:>>345987
I have given R a flat bottomplate because she was being a bitch
No.345987
Anonymous
>>345986
I have given R her ass mod back, with expandable silicone cushioning as en extra feature.
No.345988
Anonymous
>>345982
Why does it look like Jane has a a ball-gag?
No.345989
Anonymous
Replies:>>346131
Image:177500061198.png(103kB, 523x541)c6cona.png
>>345985
Zombie Lizzie is so fucking hot RoboChrist preserve my dick from this sex I am about to commit.
No.345990
Anonymous
Replies:>>345991>>345995>>346132
Is the zombie music video canon or not? Did they ever answer that? I hope it isn't still
No.345991
Anonymous
>>345990
There hasn't been anything official as far as I'm aware.
No.345992
Anonymous
Replies:>>345993>>345994
I fell asleep first at the drone party and they replaced my ass with a bottom plate. I don't know how.
No.345993
Anonymous
>>345992
Go to the hospital before the painkillers wear off
No.345994
Anonymous
>>345992
Big Dick Randy's back? It's not even Halloween.
No.345995
Anonymous
Image:177500174910.jpg(29kB, 536x515)a9f8b40355118a97b80ea84791af494f.jpg
>>345990
I haven't heard anything one way or another about its canonicity. I will choose to believe that Cyntail can in fact get up to shenanigans so long as Uzi is distracted or unconscious, like Cyn has guest permissions to abuse Uzi's solver powers and Uzi can only restrict her access by a conscious effort.
I'll chose to discount her being able to scale things arbitrarily large or make other massive reality edits because it seems implausible that she'd put up with being stuck with Uzi if she had that kind of reality editing power still left in her. Why not reanimate a drone body to hop to, for example?

No, I can and will accept that she could slowly cook up a zombie virus to cause mayhem, but still needs the right kind of opportunity to pull off that kind of stunt. It creates an interesting character tension with her and Uzi.
No.345996
Anonymous
Replies:>>345998
>>345978
No one is going to use these
No.345997
Anonymous
Replies:>>346000
Do cyntepides eat yellow crayons and drink abble juice? I know they eat oogies but mine likes crayons.
No.345998
Anonymous
>>345996
I'll do my take on why there's no swim team: keeping the pool above freezing isn't worth it.
No.345999
Anonymous
Replies:>>346002
Cyn has decided to move into your home and will not destroy earth as long as you don't mind cohabitating.
No.346000
Anonymous
>>345997
Let her have them only as a treat! An all crayon diet will lead to malnutrition!
Apple juice is fine
No.346001
Anonymous
>>345260
Blenderanon models. Nta but relinking to them just in case.
No.346002
Anonymous
>>345999
Sure. No clue how long this arrangement will last because utilities cost money, but sure.
No.346003
Anonymous
Replies:>>346005>>346006
>Murder Drones but instead of helping to stop the Solver everyone said "fuck you I do what I want"
No.346004
Anonymous
Replies:>>346008>>346137
>Murder Drones but instead of voring everyone and everything the Absolute Solver produced a personal Cyndrone in WD, DD, and SD configurations to have sex with everyone
No.346005
Anonymous
Replies:>>346009
Image:177500438008.jpg(236kB, 1079x602)Screenshot_20260331_194607_YouTube.jpg
>>346003
That's just canon
No.346006
Anonymous
Replies:>>346009
>>346003
I don't think anything changes. I don't mean this in a way to stop discussion. N was with Uzi because he wanted to be with her and V stuck around because of N and maybe Lizzy. I think Cyn might be free of solver possession since she gets to do what she wants so she's going to try to make it up to N and get invited to movie nights again. J will just fuck off and go to space since she follows Cyn out of fear not because she wants to. I don't think Nori will search for the patch she's probably just going do noting (draw and listen to nightcore). Less drones die at the camp since a large amount didn't want to be there. Emliy lives, Rebbeca goes to the forest but Daren doesn't, Sam just gets high on the bus or at home. I don't know about the rest, oh and Frank also lives since he wouldn't fix the hole in the roof because he doesn't want to.
No.346007
Anonymous
Replies:>>346010>>346011>>346013>>346014>>346138
Image:177500470235.png(35kB, 1104x1858)swood.png
Behold, the LITERAL Murder Drone
No.346008
Anonymous
Replies:>>346012
>>346004
>Senitnel Cyn
return void

Does she solve the absolute contradiction of her existence by deleting herself?
No.346009
Anonymous
>>346005
>Doll's still sitting on Lizzy's left
>>346006
>I think Cyn might be free of solver possession
In that case, the whole sequence of events that lead to the series is derailed.
No.346010
Anonymous
Replies:>>346017
>>346007
Looks like a Schizo Trollge.
No.346011
Anonymous
Replies:>>346019
>>346007
So what does Angelus look like in this scenario?
No.346012
Anonymous
>>346008
You can't play with your dollies without good guys (DDs) and bad guys (SDs).
No.346013
Anonymous
Replies:>>346015>>346017
Image:177500547800.jpg(206kB, 1080x596)Screenshot_20260327_010806_YouTube.jpg
>>346007
>I'ma kill you!
bite me!
>I guess not then!
No.346014
Anonymous
Replies:>>346017
>>346007
Coldsteel?
No.346015
Anonymous
>>346013
>regular serial killer WD who bought too hard into his own hype: decided to hunt down the DDs Freddy Vs Jason style when they "stole his thunder" by joining the bunker.


Kek
No.346016
Anonymous
Replies:>>346139
Molly wants a hug anon!
No.346017
Anonymous
Replies:>>346018>>346021
>>346010
>>346013
>>346014
Do newfags really?
No.346018
Anonymous
Replies:>>346026
Image:177500657324.gif(165kB, 400x400)Are you squiddin' me.gif
>>346017
>You must know every OC or else you're a newfag
Maybe you should make a more memorable OC, nyigguh
No.346019
Anonymous
>>346011
Bigass Sentinel Dragon.
No.346020
Anonymous
Replies:>>346022>>346140
Image:177500694391.png(394kB, 1142x1000)177446771647.png
Weak drones make hard times
Hard times make hard drones
Hard drones make good times
Good times make weak drones
Weak drones make me hard
No.346021
Anonymous
Replies:>>346026
>>346017
Droneanon I don't know who your fucking OC is besides Harper
No.346022
Anonymous
Image:177500703607.jpg(57kB, 623x414)Legion Pains.jpg
>>346020
Drones make me ANGRY
No.346023
Totally not stolen bit
Replies:>>346024>>346133>>346142
>Anon is working for Solverburgor when this fat Worker Drone enters
>His name was Serial Designation Dubs
>Sticking his finger in and out of his belly button with a loud squishy pop over and over and over and over again, Dubs would say
>"I want the Big & Nasty."
>"Do you mean the Mean & Tasty, sir?" Anon would ask
>Slamming his hands on the front counter, Dubs would lean closer to Anon and say
>"Naaaah, I want the Big & Nasty!"
>Anon would get Dubs the Mean & Tasty only for Dubs to appear the next day re-asking
No.346024
Anonymous
Image:177500774486.jpg(53kB, 663x500)78y9u2.jpg
>>346023
No.346025
Anonymous
>WHO ELSE BUT QUAG
No.346026
Anonymous
Replies:>>346027>>346028
>>346018
>>346021
You're even bigger newfags than I thought.
No.346027
Anonymous
Replies:>>346035>>346203
>>346026
>Don't know the name of edgy blue OC with sword
>"Her durr newfags!"
Why don't you bother explaining instead of being a massive faggot?
No.346028
Anonymous
Replies:>>346035>>346203
Image:177500862154.png(123kB, 452x415)Literally (Me).png
>>346026
Sorry your donut steele sucks
Cope and sneed about it, faggatoni
No.346029
Anonymous
Replies:>>346143
If the absolute solver is so powerful then can Cyn say... the word?
No.346030
Anonymous
Replies:>>346031
>Oogi learned testicular torison
>Oogi used move testicular torison on Enn
>It was very effective!
>Enn fainted
No.346031
Anonymous
Replies:>>346033
>>346030
>Cyntipede casts Ovarian Torsion on Oogi
>It was very effective!
>The Oogi takes 999 damage and explodes.
No.346032
Anonymous
Replies:>>346034>>346038>>346144
Anons, should I draw Lucy for April fools? I'm still unconvinced to do it so I need motivation.
No.346033
Anonymous
>>346031
>Tad used fist on Cyntipede
>It was extremely effective
>Cyntipede disintegrated
No.346034
Anonymous
>>346032
Dew it od
No.346035
Anonymous
Replies:>>346036
>>346027
>>346028
>he doesn't know
No.346036
Anonymous
Replies:>>346128
Image:177500922369.png(58kB, 779x812)The creature of autism roboticus.png
>>346035
Oh, I know. I'm just being a little shit about it.
No.346037
Anonymous
Replies:>>346039>>346040>>346058>>346145
Choose your fate
>Suffocated under Dr. Henry ass
>Devoured by Serial Designation Dubs
>Getting trapped in a Vicious Fiend comic
No.346038
Anonymous
>>346032
Sure. Anything centering drones is needed.
No.346039
Anonymous
Image:177500962999.gif(950kB, 256x192)1743527747804534.gif
>>346037
>"Well I guess a Fiend comic can't be that bad..."
>*FIVE MINUTES LATER*
>"Anon wake the fuck up I need to draw you with a 20-foot long tentacle dog cock so my Not!Self-Insert can get raped by your dronesona while you cut her limbs off and then feed her unborn mutant child to her for breakfast."

>"I take it back. This is horrible."
No.346040
Anonymous
>>346037
I mean I think vicious already draws ugly bastard stuff so I'd fit right in
No.346041
Anonymous
Replies:>>346045>>346047>>346051>>346135
One day a powerful thread autist will come and save us by creating a fangame using thread lore
No.346042
Anonymous
Kissing Masqy on the forehead!
No.346044
Anonymous
Kissing Masqy a little too hard and now she has a dent in her head and slurs a little.
No.346045
Anonymous
Replies:>>346426
>>346041
Only 2 Anons ever tried and both of them gave up and vanished without saying a word. One of them even got pissed off at the other Anon for attempting to make a game causing some drama even though they also fucked off
No.346046
Anonymous
Replies:>>346146
Image:177501176943.png(42kB, 800x800)173373143024.png
Personally I prefer Elf.
No.346047
Anonymous
Replies:>>346048>>346049>>346050
Image:177501187924.png(199kB, 1000x1000)akita doorman (original character and 1 more) drawn by mercurialmorose - d2bc1c39439141e6eb17b0ea683b046a.png
>>346041
Only if it's an Akita mascot platformer
No.346048
Anonymous
>>346047
>Communist Troon Game
Nah.
No.346049
Anonymous
Replies:>>346055>>346057
>>346047
Is Akita really a good representation of the threads tho?
No.346050
Anonymous
>>346047
>Mascot platformer
I'm going to have to ask you with the powers invested to me by the local government to not go within fifty feet of any video game discussions taking place in the physical world.
No.346051
Anonymous
Replies:>>346052
>>346041
Shitpost rpg game like five night at fuckbois. Full of dumb memes,intense mixing and a shit ton if copyrighted music for maximum dank
No.346052
Anonymous
Replies:>>346053
Image:177501271995.png(18kB, 571x431)2b98d7eeeb567153ee6a5d4e8b60cfd353443181.png
>>346051
Who would you need to buy an esoteric sex toy for?
No.346053
Anonymous
>>346052
Either Eye or Pavo
No.346054
Anonymous
>>345971
WOO WOO
No.346055
Anonymous
Replies:>>346057
>>346049
better than beretta
No.346056
Anonymous
^ low quality bait. Ya never gonna catch a Salmon with that thing
No.346057
Anonymous
Replies:>>346060
>>346049
>>346055
The best representatives of the threads are the Prime Evils of /md/: Jane, Pavo, and Buddy. The greatest of all cancers.
No.346058
Anonymous
Replies:>>346059>>346061
>>346037
Anons do alright in Fiend comics.
No.346059
Anonymous
Replies:>>346102
>>346058
Fiend. Draw this Anon getting his balls sucked out of his testicles and then crushed
No.346060
Anonymous
Replies:>>346064
>>346057
What do they all have in common?
No.346061
Anonymous
Replies:>>346063
Image:177501436739.png(31kB, 750x560)anon and femdrone (original character) drawn by vicious_fiend - aa25289987d35a6588ea07052e1627d6.png
>>346058
There's a few exceptions
No.346062
Anonymous
Replies:>>346065>>346066>>346078
has there been a crew of mafioso DDs yet?
No.346063
Anonymous
>>346061
It's okay this is fun for him.
No.346064
Anonymous
Replies:>>346067
>>346060
They tend to piss spergs off or sometimes get the duck dynasty treatment in overexposure?
No.346065
Anonymous
Looks like the April Fools is active. Now create greens inspired by it.
>>346062
To my knowledge no.
No.346066
Anonymous
Replies:>>346069
Image:177501473492.png(640kB, 4306x1638)val, serial designation eta, serial designation upsilon, and serial designation rho (original character) drawn by ja-sin - 25d101edb7e6dfcc4c52629cc1736973.png
>>346062
Eta and friends might count if only in looks: they've all got some trenchcoat/suit variant on
No.346067
Anonymous
>>346064
Sometimes?
No.346068
Anonymous
Replies:>>346070
>Advisor Oogi waddles up to (You) pointing to a picture of a burned school somehow equaling a bigger berry
>Advisor Holly simply replies "I disagree."
No.346069
Anonymous
>>346066
no hats or tommy guns, doesn't count
No.346070
Anonymous
Replies:>>346071
>>346068
>N has declared war on (You)
>"Sorry little buddy, but maybe I can do a better job?"
No.346071
Anonymous
Replies:>>346073
>>346070
>N's civilization doesn't even have nuclear capabilities
>He's somehow converted his entire city into one giant dog sanctuary
No.346072
Anonymous
Replies:>>346075>>346076>>346079>>346082>>346110
Image:177501575259.png(876kB, 1082x2838)70a2c2c4dffc5d1c5a0c151c31927026.png
Would you fuck a queen bugdrone?
No.346073
Anonymous
>>346071
>His military capabilities are through the roof
>Somehow he managed to run his entire civilization on trained dogs exclusively, double as military units
>As such his army size is about a hundred times larger than its nearest equivelant
>Not a hundred times more capable though...
No.346075
Anonymous
Replies:>>346076
Image:177501677512.jpg(244kB, 1079x599)Screenshot_20260307_034833_YouTube.jpg
>>346072
Would (you) rather govern a bugdrone civilization of your children or a WD civ that sees you as a god? Keep in mind yours isn't the only one: an army where each soldier is kith and kindred feels losses a lot more keenly than one of mass-produced retards.
No.346076
Anonymous
>>346072
>>346075
Coomer hands wrote these posts.
No.346077
Anonymous
Cereal Designation N.
No.346078
Anonymous
Replies:>>346080
>>346062
Getting acided to death after making a fifth gabagool joke in front of them.
No.346079
Anonymous
Replies:>>346081
>>346072
Last time I posted about what I'd do to a bugdrone, I weirded everyone out and killed it.
No.346080
Anonymous
>>346078
foist dey're gonna let the good doc smiley practice some interrogation techniques on yaz
No.346081
Anonymous
Replies:>>346083>>346084
Image:177501751650.jpg(224kB, 638x729)Screenshot_20260331_232431_Tumblr.jpg
>>346079
An understandable response: you'd be in good company on that decision.
No.346082
Anonymous
Replies:>>346147
Image:177501801835.png(1.10MB, 1141x1459)Screenshot 2026-03-31 233128.png
>>346072

YES, after an appropriate courting period and proposal of course.

The real question is if I can wrangle the resultant bugwife and tardspawn though...
No.346083
Anonymous
Replies:>>346085
>>346081
Instructions unclear, killed Akita.
No.346084
Anonymous
>>346081
Due to how workers are, Robogod is actually a human.
No.346085
Anonymous
Image:177501838740.png(564kB, 934x786)cyn and cynwalker (murder drones) drawn by blenderanon - d7065aa36d2eafa0af79ccf8e4c941ce.png
>>346083
Have you tried turning her off and then on again?
No.346086
Anonymous
Replies:>>346088
I will give your favorite drone autism, if they already have it double it and give it to your next favorite drone
No.346087
Anonymous
>Plus own me arts, greens, OP and FOTM.
No.346088
Anonymous
Replies:>>346090>>346092
>>346086
What does autism maxed V look like?
No.346089
Anonymous
I like this april fools shit.
No.346090
Anonymous
Replies:>>346091
Image:177501885349.jpg(35kB, 736x736)1b8d63b69cb99ae78c93d40e025b6281.jpg
>>346088
How many layers down is she?
No.346091
Anonymous
>>346090
8x.
No.346092
Anonymous
>>346088
She wants to drink blood but can't stand the mouth feel of it so you have to give her a cup of your blood with anticoagulants mixed in
Also she does the flappy tism hands and is very touch averse
She'll be very grabby and cuddly with you because she loves you
She also has the sperg speech impediment
No.346093
Anonymous
Morbidly Jobese
No.346094
Anonymous
Replies:>>346097>>346098>>346099>>346100
Image:177502061239.jpg(80kB, 1200x715)GVy5bo2WwAADS6r.jpg
So what do you think Nori misses the most about having a body?
No.346095
Anonymous
Replies:>>346103>>346105
Thank you Black Hand for another entertainingly nostalgic April Fools joke
>'Empress' Uzi needs to appoint official advisors to help make her rulership over Copper-9 easier (or at the very least more legitimate looking)
Who does she end up picking?
What specific field(s) do each of her picks cover?
Are any of them actually good at their job?
No.346096
Anonymous
Labor bot looking character
Pur 03 doomer danceyoutube thumb
No.346097
Anonymous
>>346094
Having a separate ass and mouth, now she had to drink oil and crap out the same hole.
No.346098
Anonymous
>>346094
Nothing, now she just rides around in Khan's shirt.
No.346099
Anonymous
Image:177502155687.jpg(328kB, 1080x602)Screenshot_20260401_002634_YouTube.jpg
>>346094
Dedicated hands with a full four manipulable digits each!

She didn't realize how spoiled she was with the things until pinching her husband's ass became a full body motion. Plus there's an entire range of rude gestures now permanently off limits: never again shall she bite her thumb, nor mime cunnilinguis between her fingers

It'd also be nice to not tip over when she gestures with both "arms" as well...
No.346100
Anonymous
>>346094
Aww
No.346101
Anonymous
Replies:>>346104
Tiny uzi dancing
https://x.com/linjian71143812/status/2038894759742517362
No.346102
Anonymous
Replies:>>346116>>346134>>346150
Image:177502377615.png(44kB, 1445x663)Spoiler image
>>346059
i excuse myself, i am quite drunk and incredibly depressed mood at the moment
No.346103
Anonymous
Replies:>>346106>>346119
>>346095
Assuming she can't include humans or Sentinels (for obvious reasons), here's my bets:

>Defense Minister = Molly
First she appointed her dad, then herself when she realized what the position ACTUALLY was, then V(who turned it down), then she gave up and just shoved the DD with the highest killcount in the seat. Molly's having a bit of a crisis over learning this but she's still trying her best!(with her elementary education level of knowledge on warfare)

>Science Advisor = Serial Designation Bleep
Tried to appoint herself again, then Cyn cause she made the DDs(before realizing why that wasn't an option), then started skimming personality files till she landed on Bleep. Science is kind of like teaching right? When it's not making badass stuff? Actually pretty decent at getting a unified education system/technological base set back up.

>Trade Advisor = Serial Designation J
She didn't want to appoint her, but J cried so hard when she thought she'd "lost" the position that Uzi gave it to her to avoid the awkwardness. Genuinely fantastic at general policy but seems to somehow end up on the wrong side of every specific bear/bull market response.

>Foreign Minister = Serial Designation Y
Wanted to appoint N but realized that would be redundant. Almost appointed Molly again but V talked her out of it. Actually did appoint L since she had the highest "human love" value in her mental matrix, but she tried for rape and got demoted for almost starting a war. In the end, she had to resort to "which Disassembler knows literally anything about human culture" and Y's Prussia/40k obsession fit the bill. Now spends most of her time buying minutures with government money and enguaging in "cultural exchanges" while N picks up the slack in actual diplomacy.

>Attitude Advisor = Lizzy
She tried Khan, she tried N, she tried Teacher and Q and every DD she even remotely thought could fit (including a particularly disastrous attempt with R) but, in the end, no one could beat Lizzy at having a finger on the pulse. Arguably the single most politically powerful advisor since she's the only direct representative of Uzi most outposts have any contact with save the occasional IRS drone. Also arguably the hardest working advisor since she settles most bunker/bunker disputes but since that's near identical to leading a bitchy high school friendgroup neither she nor the others have noticed.
No.346104
Anonymous
>>346101
>an Oogie carrying out a victory dance, hereby claiming the giaNt as its own and warning all comers of her willingness to battle for him
No.346105
Anonymous
Replies:>>346107
>>346095
Is this the Princess Keeter writefag's rules specifically, or...? Because if not,
>Doll - Minister without Portfolio (or a physical body)
General problem solver when Uzi doesn't have the mental bandwidth to deal with something herself at the moment
No.346106
Anonymous
Replies:>>346108>>346111>>346114
>>346103
This government will fail, I;m sure of it. They'll even get more stomped once they realize there's other states that don't like her and dont recognize her rule.
No.346107
Anonymous
Replies:>>346109
Image:177502505185.jpg(165kB, 990x794)Screenshot_20260401_013020_Chrome.jpg
>>346105
>Tessa is unfathomably salty over this
>Probably still for the best though
No.346108
Anonymous
>>346106
This "government" is a LARP that's basis is a coping mechanism Uzi uses to deal with all the shit that came with voring the Absolute Solver
No.346109
Anonymous
Replies:>>346112
>>346107
Tessa needs her rest after she spent twenty to fifty years being tortured in the depths of Vore GLaDOS's mind palace
No.346110
Anonymous
>>346072
why is this is even a question
No.346111
Anonymous
Replies:>>346113
Image:177502566516.png(2.44MB, 1000x1300)lizzy (murder drones) drawn by itanon - 18253e320a52b1a85da42125afcd196b.png
>>346106
It won't fail! Mostly because Lizzy won't let it though. She's such a hillariously critical part of things (since she's essentially legislature and judiciary for everything beneath Uzi's attention) that killing her might see it collapse faster than losing the god-empress herself.

And as for why she refuses to let it fail?
>no civilization = no cell service, no designer clothes, and no datable murderbots
>the entirety of Uzi's "empire" rests on Lizzy's continuing to be lustful and vain
No.346112
Anonymous
Image:177502591358.png(58kB, 900x755)tessa james elliot and doll (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by brrf-anon - 4249016cc90dd9d62d44aefa517ac741.png
>>346109
No she dosen't, she needs HANDS to PET DRONES! Also to solve problems if she has to I guess...
>inb4 Tessa's traditional response of "let J handle it" wildly effective, arguably better than Doll's
>her OTHER habitual response of "send V to help" on the other hand...
No.346113
Anonymous
Image:177502593761.jpg(32kB, 500x390)1664635932096556.jpg
>>346111
>The carrier with nuclear weapons convenienty positioned above a clothes factory:
No.346114
Anonymous
Image:177502598477.jpg(23kB, 736x609)1753506944262113.jpg
>>346106
>They'll even get more stomped once they realize there's other states that don't like her and dont recognize her rule.
The fuck are they gonna do? They were losing hard before Uzi saved them by eating Cyn.
No.346115
Anonymous
Replies:>>346118>>346148>>346151
Image:177502638148.png(159kB, 795x370)174222090929.png
>Molly trying to look serious in her general's uniform and completely undermining it with her clown nose and pink hair
>that and starting every press conference with 'Alright boys and girls...' and ending it with a song
>tries desperately to censor every reference to her having the highest kill count but keeps getting FOIA'd
No.346116
Anonymous
>>346102
That one
No.346117
Anonymous
Replies:>>346136
Image:177502685848.jpg(74kB, 850x693)sample-d58ccce03e07de23cad747686e8197a4.jpg
Tessa's Tesletts.
No.346118
Anonymous
>>346115
Kek

>Molly having to explain that no, the nose + hair are not part of the uniform and no, they don't have to wear noses of their own when the recruits get confused.
No.346119
Anonymous
Replies:>>346120>>346122
>>346103
>Only employs drones who are sympathetic to DDs
This is discrimination
No.346120
Anonymous
Replies:>>346123
Image:177502718411.png(1.26MB, 3000x3000)serial designation bleep and lily (original character) drawn by vicious_fiend - b1824f7e77a591b048cb6adbc86e9ff3.png
>>346119
Not true! Bleep's right there in the cabinet!
No.346122
Anonymous
Image:177502784441.jpg(68kB, 735x777)7759c118b0bdc40727ea0691a1806303.jpg
>>346119
Yes. Now bite me and go cry about it before I friggin get hungry!
No.346123
Anonymous
>>346120
Himbo! Bleep is bullying Lily again! Throw her bitch-ass!
No.346124
Anonymous
Replies:>>346149>>346152>>346168
Image:177502937454.png(190kB, 1723x1299)lucy on april fools.png
Lucy has something to say about April Fools.
No.346125
Anonymous
>>345979
Kek.
No.346126
Anonymous
Replies:>>346163
Image:177503272825.jpg(366kB, 2209x1437)IMG_3017.jpeg
guys help I can’t post!!
No.346127
Anonymous
Replies:>>346155
And here comes the April Fools' Day event! By the way, who are all these people? Are they from the game?
No.346128
Anonymous
>>346036
Dummy
No.346129
Anonymous
>>345980
Kek, I doubt any drone would risk their lives to save a legless incel.
No.346130
Anonymous
>>345982
Absolutely kek and cute.
No.346131
Anonymous
>>345989
Kek.
No.346132
Anonymous
>>345990
Considering the clip canonical gives us... nothing. Just as not considering it canonical gives us nothing: it's just empty.
No.346133
Anonymous
>>346023
>Worker drone Dubs
Ooo he would be cute!
No.346134
Anonymous
>>346102
You are depressed quite often, you alright buddy?
No.346135
Anonymous
Replies:>>346164
>>346041
Even if I’m not much of an artist, I can still throw together some messy, spaghetti code and brute-force things until they work.

Should I go for it?
No.346136
Anonymous
>>346117
Aw
No.346137
Anonymous
Replies:>>346173
>>346004
>Sentinel drone Cyn is just a way for her to play for the other team when she wants to have fun
>She finds it funny that no one actually questioned where the new sentinel drone came from: everyone just accepted it and gave her a personal technician
>She loves how arrogant the sentinel drones are towards others, believing themselves to be the only reason humanity continues to exist
>Their attitude towards humans reminds her a lot of Tessa: she was also condescending towards her at first
>The way humans try to be nice to worker drones is hilarious: she can literally feel it turning them inside out
>And the technician is really cute
>She was lucky to be assigned a young, inexperienced guy
>The way he tried to fix her voice module the first few days was sooooo cute
>[giggle] If only he knew who she really is
No.346138
Anonymous
>>346007
Kek.
No.346139
Anonymous
>>346016
Molly the cop, or Molly the time of solver war?
No.346140
Anonymous
>>346020
Kek.
No.346142
Anonymous
>>346023
Kek.
No.346143
Anonymous
>>346029
No, otherwise YouTube will ban her.
No.346144
Anonymous
>>346032
Do it, motherfucker.
No.346145
Anonymous
>>346037
Vicious comics can't break me, I'm the one who's going to break them!
No.346146
Anonymous
>>346046
Let her make me some coffee.
No.346147
Anonymous
>>346082
A mosquito shouldn't be this sexy.
No.346148
Anonymous
>>346115
Kek.
No.346149
Anonymous
>>346124
Holy fucking kek.
No.346150
Anonymous
Image:177503497196.jpg(3kB, 170x170)1768045888582.jpg
>>346102
Holy fuck!
No.346151
Anonymous
>>346115
>Molly is a walking ant drug PSA
Lel Why did some semetic beast pop up and try and convince me to establish central banking in my domain when I tried to post? I'm tired of this hebrew nonsense!
No.346152
Anonymous
Replies:>>346153>>346154
>>346124
>Lucy says she's gonna prank you
>Robs you and leaves you crying on the sidewalk
No.346153
Anonymous
Replies:>>346154>>346156
>>346152
She learned from the best pranksters of California.
No.346154
Anonymous
Replies:>>346160
>>346152
>>346153
>Lucy waits for Anon at his house to give his stuff back and complete the prank
>Man Anon is really taking a long while to comeback
>Oh there he is!
>But why is officer Molly with him?
No.346155
Anonymous
>>346127
>And here comes the April Fools' Day event! By the way, who are all these people? Are they from the game?

It's the High Council from Civilization 2.
Civilization II - Norman high councilyoutube thumb
No.346156
Anonymous
Replies:>>346161
>>346153
>Lucy travels to Space California.
>Ends up being a member of the space Bloods and drives by with her homies to Anon's house.
>Theys hoot it up in a drive-by as a very epic prank.
No.346157
Anonymous
Replies:>>346172>>346310>>346376
Image:177503674157.jpg(297kB, 1310x1274)IMG_6958.jpg
>>308536
>>308537
>>308540
>Anon, that absolute fucking degenerate.
>He broke every law of man, God, physics, and basic human decency in one glorious funpost.
>He didn't just break the rules. He raped the concept of rules until it birthed this abomination straight into the thread.
>No more on-topic. No more "canon." This was the final boss of controversial OCs.
>Engineered to make every single board explode into a nuclear-level shitflinging festival.
>Enter Werewolf Jane: she's gay, muscle-bound, hairy-as-fuck fur werewolf bitch with a throbbing.
>With a big veiny futa cock swinging like a third leg between her tree-trunk thighs.
>Add her jiggling furry tits that could smother a man to death.
>She was built like a goddamn protein-shaking alpha dyke who bench-pressed entire forests and then fucked the trees.
>But wait original Jane you ask ?
>Sorry, you washed-up solver war veteran cunt.
>Pack your bags, retire to the retirement home for obsolete OCs or get bowed.
>This new Jane is here to steal your spotlight, your dignity and probably your asshole while she's at it.
>Pillar-chan, that pretentious thread police dyke with a stick up her ass bigger than her own ego.
>Immediately seethed harder than a triggered tranny on Twitter.
>"You people couldn't sink any lower after the Original, John, and that Pavo faggot," she screeched, her keyboard smoking from the sheer velocity of her cope.
>But everyone in the thread think:
>"Stop being a tsundere whore in denial. Deep down, that uptight bitch wanted nothing more than to get railed by Werewolf Jane's fat knot until her pretentious little pussy get destroyed."
>"We could smell the desperation leaking out of your posts."
>The faceless horde of other thread police cum.
>Those spineless, virtue-signaling cucks who jerk off to "muh thread purity" piled like the pathetic NPCs they are.
>"What the fuck does this furry futa freakshow have to do with Murder Drones?!"
>They wailed, clutching their pearls and their rulebooks.
>"This isn't even drones anymore, you retarded edgelords! Ban this shit!"
>But then the Solver Moon hit.
>That glowing, eldritch light in the sky slammed into Werewolf Jane like divine punishment for existing.
>Her furry body convulsed, bones cracking and fur falling off in wet clumps as the corruption took hold.
>Her Muscles bulged, cock shrinking and reshaping into something sleek and metallic.
>In a flash of digital heresy, she transformed into a sexy-as-fuck male Sentinel Drone.
>Tall, imposing, with that perfect predatory chassis that screamed:
>"I'm here to dominate and you will thank me."
>No explanation for the Oogi breeder part.
>And then he opened his maw—wide, void-black, dripping with impossible hunger and vored every last disassembly drone in one single, wet, gulping swallow.
>Whole squadrons of them, all your precious Oc's are screaming and flailing.
>Slurped down his throat like cheap noodles.
>Gulp. Gone.
>Their entire existence reduced to a squirming bulge in his gut.
>Pillar-chan and the thread polices just stared, jaws on the floor.
>"...And?" she finally spat, voice cracking like the fragile bitch she was.
>"That's it," Anon typed, with the smugness of a man who just nuked the entire board and came while doing it.
>"Oh my god" Pillar-chan whispered, typing with trembling fingers.
>"You are all a lost cause."
>The thread hung in stunned silence for half a second.
>"Look Jane is about to fight Scribble-quest."
>"No not you Jane the human. Get back at cleaning the toilets. The threadshitters shit themselves again."
Hope you enjoy this april fools greentext
No.346158
Anonymous
Replies:>>346159
Lucy is a real nigga
No.346159
Anonymous
Replies:>>346162
>>346158
A dronigga The guy who wants me to establish a bank is back, please help
No.346160
Anonymous
>>346154
Holy kek.
No.346161
Anonymous
>>346156
kekl.
No.346162
Anonymous
Image:177504043305.jpg(357kB, 1556x1116)171678733517.jpg
>>346159
Anon, don't resist our Jewish masters, it will be worse for you.
No.346163
Anonymous
>>346126
Kek, what?
No.346164
Anonymous
Replies:>>346167
>>346135
Please please please! As long as some type of game exists its worth it. It doesn't even have to be remotely good. It could work as a spark
No.346165
Anonymous
Replies:>>346166
Image:177504333744.jpg(191kB, 492x593)1762672016492.jpg
In theory, J firing you from your job would be honestly hot af, especially if you're one of the J simps.
No.346166
Anonymous
Replies:>>346170
>>346165
Nice power fantasy Jobber... now go photo copy those files for me, and I expect at least three pages to be your bottomplate
No.346167
Anonymous
Replies:>>346369
>>346164
Got any ideas, OCs or game concepts to work with, preferably something simple? I’m open to anything, though.
No.346168
Anonymous
>>346124
kek
No.346169
Anonymous
Replies:>>346171
V actually buttmogs J
No.346170
Anonymous
Replies:>>346171
Image:177504909113.png(101kB, 363x351)1762626486284.png
>>346166
...yes boss.
No.346171
Anonymous
Image:177505047639.jpg(18kB, 735x521)jat.jpg
>>346169
Hey! She may be a Jobber but she has great assets! >>346170 deserves praise and affection for being a great secretary
No.346172
Anonymous
>>346157
KEK
perfectly terrible green, anon.
No.346173
Anonymous
>>346137
Cyn sneaking a donut steel self-insert parody of sentinel drones into their ranks could make for some fun stories
No.346174
Anonymous
Replies:>>346175
Image:177505081912.png(227kB, 528x897)1768045411216.png
My condolences to Snow. Hang in there, brother, there are plenty of fish in the sea, you're sure to find yourself a truly loving drone!
No.346175
Anonymous
Replies:>>346176
>>346174
>He didn't buy the drone lover 3000 from JCJ
Kinda deserved it ngl
No.346176
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:177505406299.mp4(1.59MB / 0:00:22 / h264+aac, 720x540)173973886093.mp4
>>346175
Who needs love when you have

MURDER
No.346177
Anonymous
Replies:>>346178>>346179>>346185
Molly mascot horror game.
No.346178
Anonymous
>>346177
I thought molly sued the studio that kept pumping those out
No.346179
Anonymous
>>346177
Mr Monkey, your typewriter is broken...
No.346180
Anonymous
Replies:>>346210>>346213
Anons, I find myself enjoying breasts as of late. I’m not enjoying them more than flat smooth featureless drones but it is problematic. I’m starting to feel that boobs are aesthetically pleasing, I really like how round and squishy they are. And I also find myself liking drone models of the more curvy variety. Also I find looking at nude women a novel, interesting and pleasing experience. I know I’m not into skinnies because they still repulse me but these signs are worrying me. Is this just a passing fetish, that’s spawned from boredom and overexposure to nice looking drones or is there something more to it? Perhaps I’m no loger into drones, as dreadful as that reality would be. Though, after further introspection, I’ve noticed I really like cuddling and other intimate things with drones. Maybe its biochemical idk.
No.346181
Anonymous
Replies:>>346202
Image:177505738610.png(29kB, 971x949)pebbo.png
No.346182
Anonymous
Replies:>>346186
Image:177505765362.png(212kB, 1313x978)173391807275.png
No.346183
Anonymous
Image:177505807939.png(4kB, 1047x42)bignews.png
oh so thats what people were talking about earlier
kek
No.346184
Anonymous
Replies:>>346187
Infecting solver drones with the scourge virus equivalent.
No.346185
Anonymous
Replies:>>346211
>>346177
>Five nights with Disassembly Drones
And it's the kind of game where you get a sex scene whenever an enemy gets into your office
No.346186
Anonymous
Replies:>>346219
Image:177505832577.png(201kB, 1313x978)EmilyAndAnon.png
>>346182
No.346187
Anonymous
>>346184
>The Bonzi Buddy Epidemic is devastating.
No.346188
Anonymous
Replies:>>346189
N got a virus and now he won't stop talking in looksmaxxing speak
No.346189
Anonymous
Image:177505974702.jpg(60kB, 480x442)Hfw no rich fat bastard.jpg
>>346188
>J gets bullied by Handsome N
No.346190
Anonymous
Replies:>>346191>>346192>>346194>>346195>>346212
Which character you wished to have more contents?
No.346191
Anonymous
>>346190
Lucy because of April Fools
No.346192
Anonymous
Replies:>>346193>>346196
Image:177506129928.png(262kB, 631x518)c9f96706c9cef797360024f59aa66fe8.png
>>346190
There are a few images of OCs hanging out together that could inspire an interesting story.
No.346193
Anonymous
Replies:>>346196
>>346192
Kek

>Strawberry's parasite is acting up: if Teli can't reach a McDronalds in the next 15 minutes she's joining the menu
No.346194
Anonymous
>>346190
The non-Keeter Nuzi kids
No.346195
Anonymous
Replies:>>346197>>346200
>>346190
MINE. why don't people write about MY OCS and NOBODY ELSE'S!?
No.346196
Anonymous
Replies:>>346200
>>346192
>>346193
>Strawberry wants a happy meal for the toy
>Cries because she didn't get the toy in the right color
No.346197
Anonymous
>>346195
And your OCs are?
No.346198
Anonymous
Replies:>>346199>>346291
Tessa in the cadilac and she go "vroom vroom" and then she crashes into a wall at 80 mph.
No.346199
Anonymous
Replies:>>346201
>>346198
Like parents like daughter....
No.346200
Anonymous
Image:177506246019.png(799kB, 719x1200)202604011749594132328186031883748.jpg
>>346196
Funny, in hindsight, that the image was based on this image first panel. Looking at the second panel so you weren’t far off at all.
>>346195
Nobody does anything with mine either. Tell me more about them and I'll see what I can do.
No.346201
Anonymous
Replies:>>346204
>>346199
Tessa go fast
No.346202
Anonymous
>>346181
Peen
No.346203
Anonymous
>>346028
>>346027
It's a Drakengard joke
No.346204
Anonymous
>>346201
Tessa as the main host of Top Drone
No.346205
Anonymous
Replies:>>346206
Image:177506531875.jpg(186kB, 2048x1050)HE0RIihbYAA-HI6.jpg
Now we've come full circle.
No.346206
Anonymous
Replies:>>346207
Image:177506536507.png(249kB, 1200x706)Vhorse.png
>>346205
Would you ride the Vorse?
No.346207
Anonymous
Replies:>>346208
>>346206
I'm begging you anon, call it something else
No.346208
Anonymous
Replies:>>346209
Image:177506684188.png(395kB, 1350x1350)farmv.png
>>346207
The roman hVrse (Read hurse) ?
No.346209
Anonymous
>>346208
or ponv
No.346210
Anonymous
Replies:>>346213
>>346180
The lack of new official drone content brings back our humanity... Lord, we're not lost!
No.346211
Anonymous
>>346185
Oh, she's already at 5/10, not bad.
No.346212
Anonymous
>>346190
Everyone.
No.346213
Anonymous
Replies:>>346214
Image:177506732664.png(2.68MB, 2893x3391)177351678087.png
>>346180
>>346210
Sinners! Both of you! 20 hours of Cyn smoothness as punishment await you
No.346214
Anonymous
Replies:>>346215
Image:177506745347.jpg(14kB, 299x333)1768045888350.jpg
>>346213
Be gone, demon! You will not get my immortal soul!
No.346215
Anonymous
Replies:>>346216>>346217>>346218
Image:177506753436.jpg(51kB, 1024x800)AdapteredCyn.jpg
>>346214
She will tempt you with booba aplenty at first then when you're in her grasps you will succumb to flat, hard, polymeric greatness
No.346216
Anonymous
Image:177506765561.jpg(82kB, 896x640)c1efb5a082682e5fcdff65bf26eb3873.jpg
>>346215
Lord, don't leave me, please...
No.346217
Anonymous
>>346215
Dummy
No.346218
Anonymous
Image:177506783378.jpg(65kB, 937x852)no_boobs__by_lilqu33nbee_dfq8x14-pre.jpg
>>346215
No.346219
Anonymous
Image:177506803257.jpg(249kB, 1434x2048)1768045411303.jpg
>>346186
Only drones loyal to humanity can get their man!
No.346220
Anonymous
Replies:>>346224
All you niggas acting like you actually like the superiority of ninety degree angles and smooth surfaces and aren't just plebs who write about/draw/goon to cocks and balls and vaginas and buttholes.
No.346221
Anonymous
Replies:>>346222
I have glued a huge pair of truck nuts to Masqy's bottomplate for April Fools.
No.346222
Anonymous
Replies:>>346226>>346282
>>346221
>This anon was totally lobotomised.
>Not for any particular reason. We just thought it was funny.
No.346224
Anonymous
>>346220
I write about drones getting cleaned and maintained. Fleshie sex is yucky, adapters are mid
No.346225
Anonymous
Replies:>>346228
Image:177506889328.png(217kB, 937x711)173218103000.png
No.346226
Anonymous
Replies:>>346227
>>346222
So long as Dr. N performed the procedure, I'm happy.
No.346227
Anonymous
>>346226
>Dr N didn't perform the procedure.
No.346228
Anonymous
Replies:>>346235>>346239>>346256
Image:177506902349.jpg(322kB, 2048x1536)Femdronejustice.jpg
>>346225
This girl needs a pick me up, no really we need to pick her up
No.346229
Anonymous
Replies:>>346231>>346232>>346237>>346243
Image:177507001977.jpg(40kB, 389x514)images.jpeg
It's weird that all of the human children born from drones are all boys
On that note I haven't seen tons of human women lately, it's almost like the people or drones that made the Vita-wombs are puppets for HODR
No.346231
Anonymous
Image:177507017466.jpg(93kB, 510x399)20191110_142737.jpg
>>346229
Take your meds, anon. There's no such thing as HODR.
No.346232
Anonymous
Image:177507025928.png(1.23MB, 694x1263)174950870505.png
>>346229
Silly Anon! You're need to spend more time with your drone wife and less on conspiracy theories, also drink plenty of water
No.346233
Anonymous
Replies:>>346234>>346236
Remember: this month's flavor is drone-on-drone. Any content featuring human-on-drone will be punished by bloodline extermination.
No.346234
Anonymous
>>346233
>Months without FOTM OC's
Our contentfags are getting lazier.
No.346235
Anonymous
Replies:>>346240
Image:177507061718.png(18kB, 600x600)cake.png
>>346228
No rest for her wicked ass
No.346236
Anonymous
Replies:>>346238
Image:177507080014.png(127kB, 535x780)Shewillsitonyourface.png
>>346233
Sorry only Nori and Khan can do that, everyone else is susceptible to BIG HUMAN CUDDLES
No.346237
Anonymous
>>346229
Please stay where you are, the corrective cuddle drones are on their way
No.346238
Anonymous
Replies:>>346241>>346242
>>346236
Such arrogance, junior! Genuflect to me now, and perhaps I shall only sever your meridians rather than take your entire family's heads!
No.346239
Anonymous
>>346228
Kek.
No.346240
Anonymous
>>346235
Kek, nice.
No.346241
Anonymous
Replies:>>346252
>>346238
Xanxia drones must be a thing now
Imagine all of the autistic blustering that would go on between those cute super powered spergs
No.346242
Anonymous
Image:177507166627.jpg(302kB, 1662x1640)176694088251.jpg
>>346238
>Meridians
Nice larp Beretta, unfortunately here are some lewd pictures of your mother
No.346243
Anonymous
Replies:>>346244
Image:177507167524.jpg(90kB, 662x1024)1768045411431.jpg
>>346229
I don't know what you're talking about, anon, my drone wife says everything is fine.
No.346244
Anonymous
Replies:>>346247
Image:177507211782.jpg(313kB, 1080x607)Screenshot_20260322_020508_YouTube.jpg
>>346243
>J model
>making a definitive statement

Anon that's the single biggest proof of dangwr you could provide. Don't you invest in the reverse J? Don't you limit how much your wife spends on "sure bets?" If J's saying things are fine, we're FUCKED and not in the fun way either.
No.346245
Anonymous
Replies:>>346246
Image:177507241736.png(1.55MB, 2500x2800)1768045411556.png
How NOT to make your child a human supremacist, a step-by-step guide for young parents:
Step one: don't be Tessa.
Step two: make sure your child's mother isn't Tessa.
Step three: hire a worker drone with a pigtail wig as your maid.

Great work! Now your child definitely won't try to take over a megacorporation and destroy all mechanical life in the universe!
No.346246
Anonymous
Replies:>>346253
Image:177507261272.png(285kB, 877x918)Sentibunny.png
>>346245
Alternatively:
>Be Tessa
>Neglect your child and make sure he develops daddy/mommy issues
>Start producing a big model of drone
>Make sure drones of that model are very protective of humans
>(Optional) make them blue
>Give one to your child for their 18th birthday
>???
>PROFIT!
No.346247
Anonymous
Image:177507322390.jpg(87kB, 1024x768)1768045412308.jpg
>>346244
Why should I trust some stranger on the internet, instead of my beloved wife who is carrying my child?
No.346248
Anonymous
Replies:>>346249>>346258>>346260>>346266
When we will actually get good quality contents that isn't ignored or recycled garbage?
No.346249
Anonymous
Replies:>>346250
>>346248
When you get better bait
No.346250
Anonymous
>>346249
Cope harder.
No.346251
Anonymous
Replies:>>346254
Alice is going to diddle y in 5... 4... 3... 2...
No.346252
Anonymous
>>346241
>a normal day in the Doorman house
No.346253
Anonymous
Replies:>>346257>>346264>>346265>>346267
Image:177507376097.png(85kB, 671x512)1768045411245.png
>>346246
>"So, may I ask: why you KILLED my mother?!"
>"Your mother's attempt to transfer her consciousness into the eternal chassis of drone was perceived by me as a threat to your future as chief executive officer of JCJenson, my lord. Are you upset?"
>"What? Oh, no, no, no, quite the opposite, I'm just... discouraged."
No.346254
Anonymous
Replies:>>346255
Image:177507376136.png(1.06MB, 2000x2000)YandW.png
>>346251
Oy vey! Only I can diddle Y!
No.346255
Anonymous
>>346254
But nothing can stop anyone from booping her face!
No.346256
Anonymous
Replies:>>346259
>>346228
Are those supposed to be cat ears or fox ears
No.346257
Anonymous
Replies:>>346261
>>346253
Why
No.346258
Anonymous
Replies:>>346262
>>346248
When was the last time you wrote a greentext?
No.346259
Anonymous
Replies:>>346263
>>346256
wolf ears
No.346260
Anonymous
Replies:>>346262
>>346248
Fuck off Tomoe.
No.346261
Anonymous
>>346257
Because James needs a grandson he can be proud of!
No.346262
Anonymous
Replies:>>346273
>>346258
When was the last time you read any?
>>346260
>Get called Pillar.
>Get called Tomoe.
No.346263
Anonymous
>>346259
That's kinda hot
No.346264
Anonymous
>>346253
>Well now I'm angry because that means you're going to kill me if I try that
No.346265
Anonymous
Replies:>>346270
Image:177507501899.jpg(394kB, 1274x1254)serial designation j and johnny silverhand (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by fugueanon - 72cf6aadf3f4528ee6f1478ef0425813.jpg
>>346253
>You DOLT, you INCOMPETENT, you COMPLETE IGNOMIOUS if I wanted her dead I would have killed her myself! Holy FUCK can you drones do literally anything right without a human to handhold you through the process?
>Now if you'll excuse me I need to go talk to J before she and the other dozen superdrones on the estate start a manhunt!
>...Just... try to hide for a while. Ok?
No.346266
Anonymous
Replies:>>346286
>>346248
Have you any suggestions? If youve got something interesting in mind I could try to write or draw about it over the weekend.
Though I've already got two sets of drawings and some writing lined up.
No.346267
Anonymous
Image:177507555208.jpg(114kB, 736x1104)00542ce202ad64d4e2f81ee62e62ae71.jpg
>>346253
>ah, so your care both starts and ends with me happening to be human, nothing more nor less
>that's... fine
>reminds me of someone else I used to know...
No.346268
Anonymous
Replies:>>346269
I have been chewing on this worker drone for an hour now, the murder drones are beginning to accept me as one of their own. The worker drone is only slightly peeved.
No.346269
Anonymous
Replies:>>346271
>>346268
>Be DD
>Bring a human to your nest as a funny puppet/ future snack
>There is already a worker drone filling that role
>You have an idea
>Tell them they have to fuck or you'll kill them both
>The rest of your squad thinks you're a pervert anyway so might as well get some cheap laughs
>The humie starts licking the worker
>He tries to bite the worker
>You can hear his teeth chip
>This...
>This actually kinda hot...
>You can see your squad agrees
>One of your squad members takes the plunge
"Me next!"
>Your leader follows
>Hey! You brought the new chassis cleaner to the nest! Why are you last?
No.346270
Anonymous
>>346265
>Now Anon must deal with his inheritance, which includes one of the largest megacorporations in the world and a board of directors who still have grievances from his mother's time
> It's likely that a couple dozen more very wealthy people will die soon
>...
>He should definitely ask J for advice
No.346271
Anonymous
Replies:>>346272
>>346269
Let's hope the nest is mostly made up of female drones.
No.346272
Anonymous
Replies:>>346285
Image:177507686332.png(103kB, 1300x1000)cyn and anon (murder drones) drawn by itanon - 05a2c7bdeeaf7b83383db3b6e86e629a.png
>>346271
>The nest? Thankfully yes
>The Worker on the other hand...
No.346273
Anonymous
Replies:>>346275>>346286
>>346262
Earlier in this very thread actually. I'd link back to it if I wasn't positive you'd just use use it as an excuse to cry about it being slop for one reason or another
No.346274
Anonymous
Replies:>>346276>>346370
Image:177507733811.png(432kB, 747x676)tessa lips.png
Mesh modification and subdivision surface modifer.
In layman's terms, she now has a proper pubic mound and her labia are more pronounced/plump.
No.346275
Anonymous
Replies:>>346280>>346286
>>346273
We fucking already know what you wrote, for God's sake, anon, if you seriously have nothing better to do than whine, then wash the dishes. At least make your mom happy.
No.346276
Anonymous
Replies:>>346277
Image:177507746254.jpg(1.07MB, 725x1245)1768045888468.jpg
>>346274
ABSOLUTE VICTORY OF HUMANITY!
No.346277
Anonymous
>>346276
>Posts an image of an Anon that got his hole stuffed by Everest
>He also got to stuff E so not gay
No.346278
Anonymous
Replies:>>346279>>346281>>346284>>346286>>346301>>346442
MD war but everything stays true to the pilot: there’s no Absolute Solver, the D.Ds aren’t controlled by it but by JcJohnson, and they’re carrying out pest control on Copper 9. They’re trapped in a deadlock, unable to push forward to the worker drone colony while the worker drones can’t fully drive them off the planet. Both sides have dug trenches, the worker drones maintain full military infrastructure and the frontlines are locked in a complete stalemate.
No.346279
Anonymous
>>346278
>Trench crusade, but humanity is both god and devil in one incarnation
No.346280
Anonymous
>>346275
I think you might be mixed up. I'm not the anon who's been crying and doomposting about thread content
No.346281
Anonymous
Replies:>>346283
Image:177507874124.jpg(196kB, 1079x599)Screenshot_20260320_005214_YouTube.jpg
>>346278
>Trenches

Why? What possible advantage could a trench serve to drones with inbuilt wings?
No.346282
Anonymous
>>346222
Kung Pow - Wimp Loyoutube thumb
No.346283
Anonymous
>>346281
None. DDs can only fight effectively when attacking, defensive tactics completely negate all their advantages.

But it will be funny.
No.346284
Anonymous
>>346278
>the design team for the disassembly drones was led by one Dr. Adamson, a mysterious figure who conspiracy theorists have noted bears an uncanny resemblance to a cab driver in a picture from the distant year of 2004
No.346285
Anonymous
>>346272
Lord, have mercy on his soul.
No.346286
Anonymous
Replies:>>346287>>346289>>346292
>>346273
Do it, don't be a plussie.
>>346275
Wrong Anon.
>>346266
Here's one of my ideas, I'm curious how you will ruin this or try adding gay sex angle to it cuz you just can't help yourselves:
>>346278
No.346287
Anonymous
Replies:>>346288
>>346286
>plussie
And just like that, you outed yourself as an utterly disingenuous threadshitter.
No.346288
Anonymous
Replies:>>346290
>>346287
I just think it's funny. So are you gonna create a shitty name for me like Pillar or Pervoanon?
No.346289
Anonymous
>>346286
>plussie
Lol you should have set up autocorrect, at least now there is no doubt that you are a stupid dramafager.
No.346290
Anonymous
Replies:>>346298
>>346288
Now I have no doubt that you are tomoe.
No.346291
Anonymous
>>346198
A Cadillac would definitely fit Tessa or J because they both love luxurious things.
No.346292
Anonymous
Replies:>>346295>>346298
Image:177508167063.jpg(34kB, 564x564)JTHINK.jpg
>>346286
Personally, I really dislike all of the faggot shit, unlike you though I don't live in the delusion that I own this board or the Anons who post on it.
Despite the fact that you are openly admitting to raiding, and ought to be permabanned, I still think your idea is interesting and will take a crack at writing something inspired by it if I have the time. If not this weekend which will be short, then next weekend (10th-12th) which I am fairly sure I can secure entirely to myself.

On the extremely unlikely chance that you actually care, and aren't here purely to reduce thread quality, you can keep an eye out for a green along those lines.
No.346293
Anonymous
Replies:>>346296>>346299
Image:177508168220.png(1.32MB, 2835x2850)sexY.png
>/MD/ - Fishing
You guys you... At least post some drones while eating those hooks
No.346294
Anonymous
Replies:>>346318>>346327
Image:177508170179.png(898kB, 1300x1000)Akita following the ways of yakub.png
>Akita still hate fleshies?
>What is she gonna pull an "honorary aryan" to certain ones?
>which way solver-sapien
No.346295
Anonymous
Replies:>>346297
>>346292
Not that Anon but I specifically own the Anon below me. Posting is consent for this.
No.346296
Anonymous
Replies:>>346297
>>346293
Until I find out what the secretary is doing with Captain Lucas, I'll continue to act like a bass!
No.346297
Anonymous
>>346295
>>346296
This was not the intent but I have helped to cast a net to catch this Anon... I have become the angler the captor of fish
No.346298
Anonymous
Replies:>>346300>>346302>>346304
>>346290
Not Tomoe but April fools. My god you all fell for it. See ya next year.
>>346292
Looking forward to it. Can you give it a title or semething to ctrl+f to not miss it?
No.346299
Anonymous
Image:177508199127.png(141kB, 655x745)orhaveibecome.png
>>346293
fishing, you say?
No.346300
Anonymous
>>346298
It's not my fucking fault that tomoe wrote like this!
No.346301
Anonymous
>>346278
>Wanting to stay true to the pilot
>Having there be trench warfare where Worker Drones are (somehow) fighting the Disassembly Drones to a standstill
Unless you are wanting to operate under "Don't think about it too hard" logic, there is gonna have to be some major tinkering for this concept to make sense given the absurd power gap between both DDs & WDs as depicted in the Pilot. Off the top of my head I can think of at least two adjustments to help rectify this:

>The gap between Core Collapse & Murder Drone arrival is at minimum several decades longer than in canon, allowing for Worker Drone society to properly reclaim/industrialize enough to be able to militarily compete against the Disassemblers
>The Disassembly Drones are noticeably weaker than the ones seen in the show proper because, due to there being no Absolute Solver, they lack anything remotely supernatural about them (so basically how the Chunni Uzi greens); Generic Science Fiction technobabble should still allow for their most recognizable features (self-repair, armament assemblers, consuming oil to avoid overheating, etc) to still remain intact, albeit nerfed
No.346302
Anonymous
Image:177508233522.png(341kB, 1195x652)1712448330782963.png
>>346298
Usually I come up with the title after I've written most of the actual greentext, tbh I am a selfish writefag and pay almost no thought to how searchable my shit is for other Anons.
If I were conscientious and more concerned with visibility I'd title all my shit and hold it until the morning to post.
Instead I usually post in the middle of the dead of night on a Sunday with no title at all lmao.

Ironic threadshitting is still threadshitting, so you're just gonna have to skim the thread manually.
April fools.
No.346303
Anonymous
Image:177508247623.jpg(248kB, 1658x1467)1768045412079.jpeg
Every twenty seconds, one disassembly drone dies at the hands of a sentinel drone. With your help, this number can be reduced to ten seconds.
No.346304
Anonymous
Image:177508294598.gif(49kB, 553x690)pantsp.gif
>>346298
>aPrIl fOoLs!
No.346305
Anonymous
Replies:>>346308
Smoochable Cyn...
No.346306
Anonymous
Replies:>>346307>>346315
I wanted to post something but I'm currently filled with rage, I forgot about the April's fool joke and tried phone posting in the middle of the night with my phone speaker at full volume
No.346307
Anonymous
Replies:>>346309
>>346306
Did you at least get the Elvis Advisor?
No.346308
Anonymous
Image:177508377850.png(608kB, 1149x965)1715123119674175.png
>>346305
No.346309
Anonymous
>>346307
Nta and yeah also Artemis 2 took off.
No.346310
Anonymous
>>346157
>Jane is now a werewolf.
The fuck did i just read?
No.346311
Anonymous
Replies:>>346312>>346313>>346314
We just launched the notorious dronefucker Anon into space, trapped aboard a one-man survival capsule where he'll spend the rest of his life, no longer posing a threat to all the drones of Copper-9.
No.346312
Anonymous
Replies:>>346313
>>346311
So, he's now sending brain signals into space, which will allow us to find out where Copper-9 is?
No.346313
Anonymous
>>346311
>>346312
Kek
No.346314
Anonymous
Replies:>>346316
>>346311
Update: It appears that at some point during the launch, we accidentally placed a worker drone onboard the capsule, and she is now trapped in space, alone with the human.
Mission control states: "This is the one thing we didn't want to happen."
The drone's classmates gave their own comments, such as "Who?" and "She was kind of weird anyway".
No.346315
Anonymous
Image:177508567335.jpg(3.63MB, 4000x2806)serial designation j and serial designation v (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by maciulek - 7ca0884e8872fb5aa4eef48f3f846d8f.jpg
>>346306
KEK. Clearly a sign to increase thread luxuries: post greens or suffer the consequences!
No.346316
Anonymous
Replies:>>346319
>>346314
>Anon is trapped in space with a femcel with anger issues
>At least she can fix the capsule when she inevitably breaks it during a tantrum
>She might even kill anon
No.346317
Anonymous
Replies:>>346328>>346337
Image:177508580713.png(315kB, 682x676)bcf68940b8e7eef5cb6308ca9938035c.png
>be you, Teli.
>Just a quiet little feral-cat drone doing her usual thing.
>Overthinking a conversation that literally never happened.
>You spot a single perfect strawberry sitting on a dusty shelf like the universe is personally handing her only Win.
>There was an internal squeal so loud it almost shorts her vocal processor, but externally she just gently picks it up.
>“m-mine…” she whispers in her pieced-up little sentences, already planning to savor it alone later.
>Then hears the tiniest clink clink noises.
>Peek around a corner and there’s this itty-bitty drone.
>Something in Teli’s shy little heart beats.
>She crouches down real slow, nervously and reaches out to pet the tiny drone’s head.
>Gentle little strokes, like she’s trying to befriend a mirror version of herself that hasn’t learned to be a loser yet.
>The drone leans into the pets, optics half-shut in pure bliss.
>Then she smells the strawberry fruit.
>CHOMP.
>Not just the fruit. not even close.
>The little gremlin latches onto the strawberry AND half of Teli’s forearm in one go.
>Her tiny jaws locked like a disassembly drone on a fresh oil.
>Teli’s thoughts instantly implode: >“nononono what the fu- why is she- oh god she’s chewing...”
>Externally she just freezes, pieced-up sentences failing completely.
>Starts swinging her arm in wild helicopter circles trying to shake the tiny parasite off without actually hurting her.
>The little drone is having the time of her nonexistent life, dangling and spinning like it’s the best carnival ride ever invented.
>Strawberry juice and a little oil splattering everywhere while Teli spins in circles.
>Finally the grip slips and the tiny drone goes flying across the room, lands butt-first, burps once and gives the happiest little silent optic smile.
>Teli stands there staring at her half-eaten arm, strawberry completely gone, bite marks shaped like tiny perfect teeth.
>She fidgets, cheeks glowing pink, internally crashing out so hard she might need a full reboot.
>“Y-you stupid… bitey little shit… that was my strawberry…”
>Pauses
>Quietly adds, voice cracking.
>“…But you can keep the arm piece I guess…”
>Feral cat just got adopted an even smaller, toothier feral cat.
>10/10 would pet again.
>After she finishes silently screaming in the next room.
>But at least Anon is fine with having another drone in the family although sometimes he can hear Teli silently screaming but he doesn't know why?
No.346318
Anonymous
>>346294
Holy kek, someone remembered!
No.346319
Anonymous
Replies:>>346320>>346323
>>346316
The capsule was designed with a self-destruct mechanism that will detect if Anon dies, so that it can explode and remove all trace of the horrible dronefucker from the cosmos, so that aliens cannot find and revive him thousands of years from now.
No.346320
Anonymous
Replies:>>346322
>>346319
>Anon proposes that if she reconfigures the ship to go back to copper-9
>He will personality find a drone to fuck her
>He’s fucked so many drones it shouldn’t be that hard, right?
No.346321
Anonymous
Replies:>>346353
Image:177508625309.jpg(624kB, 2185x1134)IMG_0315.jpeg
Fugedrone is scary
No.346322
Anonymous
Replies:>>346325>>346357
>>346320
>Anon hasn't fucked any drones, of course
>If he had any game, he wouldn't be rocketing off into deep space right now
No.346323
Anonymous
Image:177508643983.png(1.91MB, 2452x1196)Screenshot 2026-04-01 182924.png
>>346319
And you Uzi's calm and cool headed enough to take that into consideration?
>inb4 Anon's stuck in his one room hellhole with the single most unfuckable drone in the universe as his only hope of escape
>Criticizing any of her Cringe-ass style or decisions has a major chance of death or beatings
No.346324
Anonymous
Image:177508653200.png(95kB, 639x440)1768045411660.png
You must to live your life so that your drone looks at you like DDanni looks at Buddy.
No.346325
Anonymous
>>346322
>He has more game than she does
>He did manage to make her not eject herself into space
>Also what was she doing in the capsule to being with, shouldn’t she be in school or something.
No.346326
Anonymous
Replies:>>346329
Would Colt trap Akita on a rocket with a h*man to get her out of his hair once and for all?
And would Uzi then force him to lead the mission to intercept the rocket to save her?
No.346327
Anonymous
Replies:>>346360
Image:177508674620.png(741kB, 2175x2628)uzi doorman and akita doorman (original character and 1 more) drawn by lilblucat - 0d0f03761490cbe615abe93728548b34.png
>>346294
Arrow's just a fleshed up drone like Keeter! Deep down! Probably!

Cause if Arrow, Akita's mirror image, isn't a drone. That would mean...
No.346328
Anonymous
Replies:>>346336
>>346317
Cute green. I’ve always viewed that version of strawberry as a little boy for some reason. Are the merged greentext lines a result of the translation software you use?
No.346329
Anonymous
Replies:>>346339>>346341
>>346326
>How would akita deal with going into heat in a small room with a human?
>How would she shapeshift to adapt to life in space?
No.346330
Anonymous
Replies:>>346331>>346332>>346333
Image:177508693925.png(38kB, 1200x900)SD is gaming.png
Just did this. G A M I N G.
No.346331
Anonymous
Replies:>>346335
>>346330
Smiledrone got a bit more buff.
No.346332
Anonymous
Replies:>>346335
>>346330
Incredibly heterosexual back arch there.
No.346333
Anonymous
Replies:>>346335
>>346330
Cute twink is playing... what is this?
No.346334
Anonymous
Replies:>>346344>>346371
>>344086
>this timeline's Colt, compared to the main timeline's Negev, has a much more casual relationship with Doll
>while the main timeline's Doll is Negev's fairy godmother as part of the various fairy tale motifs that crop up with Negev's life, in this timeline Doll is Colt's senpai
>he even calls her Senpai, something she has given up on trying to get him to stop
>she still refuses to call him her kouhai
>"<You really are Uzi's son, aren't you,>" she said when her little buddy cracked her up one time early on
No.346335
Anonymous
Replies:>>346338
>>346331
Really? Wasn't my intention, can't see it either. My lack of expertice is not good for keeping consisntency I guess.
>>346332
Very hetero, and very good for the back.
>>346333
NOT A TWINK. TF2, with a PS5 controller.
No.346336
Anonymous
>>346328
> I’ve always viewed that version of strawberry as a little boy for some reason.
maybe it’s the hair? I’ve tried drawing a genderbent version of Strawberry, but it always ends up looking off.

> Are the merged greentext lines a result of the translation software you use?
It happens because I’m posting from my phone the small screen tricks me into thinking the sentences are on separate lines. It only looks correct when I write it in Notepad on my laptop since there's plenty of space.
No.346337
Anonymous
Replies:>>346350
Image:177508781021.png(390kB, 1176x1053)anon and teli (original character) drawn by ja-sin - 75a080b2a6963f86df1df447ed7e831e.png
>>346317
Cute Teli. I'm assuming it's a matter of minutes before the abandonment issues kick in on both sides.
No.346338
Anonymous
>>346335
>NOT A TWINK
Ok, cute male drone for men plaing TF2 as the blue engineer. Good work, anon.
No.346339
Anonymous
>>346329
>Human gives Akita a spray bottle of water to spray herself with whenever she feels unwanted urges
>He'd offer graham crackers, but a DD stole them all out of the pod before it launched
No.346340
Anonymous
Replies:>>346342>>346343>>346345>>346346>>346347>>346349>>346368
Image:177508846789.jpg(160kB, 744x637)NOOOO.jpg
Jane the... the...

What the fuck is going on Im scared this isnt right wtf help help he,p
No.346341
Anonymous
Image:177508856070.png(688kB, 1239x698)akita doorman (original character) drawn by blenderanon - 1c63c34ad879642a74913c39b0106aad.png
>>346329
>heat

Reminder: Akita dosen't naturally have a reproductive system. She's got to shapeshift that on purpose for the relevant hormones to start popping up.

As a solverform she DOES have seasonal urges of another kind though...
No.346342
Anonymous
>>346340
Plapbait
No.346343
Anonymous
Image:177508864730.jpg(140kB, 640x577)1768045888361.jpeg
>>346340
HOOOOOOOOOOLYYYYYYYYYYYY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD!
No.346344
Anonymous
Replies:>>346389
>>346334
Femcel genes, the boy is lost to this world.
No.346345
Anonymous
>>346340
massive improvement
No.346346
Anonymous
Replies:>>346348
Image:177508883225.png(472kB, 1056x945)Screenshot 2026-04-01 191221.png
>>346340
>Like, since when did you get a sister Doll?
>And why does it feel so much like she'd kill me effortlessly...
No.346347
Anonymous
>>346340
Li'l critter in the back.

I think I had a post here but Elvis popped up. Where's Drone Elvis?
No.346348
Anonymous
Replies:>>346351
>>346346
>Russian Jane
She is already my waifu, I can’t marry her a second time.
No.346349
Anonymous
Replies:>>346356
>>346340
Finally, a Janer that fits.
No.346350
Anonymous
>>346337
I really can't speak on Teli since I barely use her as a character and more of a vehicle for whatever narrative i crafted. Solara/Strawberry on the other hand has inability to let go easily.
No.346351
Anonymous
>>346348
i prefer my usual new orleans waifu
No.346352
Anonymous
Replies:>>346354
I am dededepressed!
No.346353
Anonymous
>>346321
Fuguedrone is a non-character with no recognizable attributes beyond his appearance.
No.346354
Anonymous
Replies:>>346355
>>346352
Well....
Just die! :)
No.346355
Anonymous
>>346354
Fuguedrone, please.
No.346356
Anonymous
Image:177509031634.png(38kB, 672x472)Jane Sex.png
>>346349
A Janer that Tits
Boobs!
No.346357
Anonymous
Image:177509074026.jpg(94kB, 574x274)Screenshot_20260401_194525_YouTube.jpg
>>346322
Hasn't fucked them WILLINGLY that is, at least on the drones' part. Surely Uzi wouldn't mind training in "forceful" persuasion?

Plus: everyone knows its not rape if their LEDs go heart shaped.
No.346358
Anonymous
Replies:>>346359
Image:177509117129.png(181kB, 587x817)af96d97b068c64a7dc1a2888d278ec0a.png
No.346359
Anonymous
>>346358
I give three seeds and a can of beer per night.
No.346360
Anonymous
Replies:>>346422
>>346327
Why do you think N and Uzi was willingly to abandon her?
>ꚃ𝐡𝘦 𝟂Ƌᣵ𝞰❜ʈ ⍴𝘦𝝘ƒ𝘦ᶜʈⴰ𝚲𝕓Ƌ𝞰𝙙ʘ𝞰𝘦𝙙ⴰ𝑂𝙪ʈᶜƋᣵʈ𝘦𝙙ⴰꚃʘʘ𝞰 ⍴ʘʘ𝝘 𝚰𝓲ʈʈ𝚰𝘦 𝕓𝓲𝝘𝙙 ƒʘ𝚰𝚰ʘ𝟂 ᣵ𝙪𝓲ʈ ʈ𝐡𝘦 𝝘𝘦⍴𝘦Ƌʈ𝓲𝞰𝗴 ᶜ𝘆ᶜ𝚰𝘦ⴰ 𝑂𝝯𝘦𝝘 Ƌ𝞰𝙙 ʘ𝝯𝘦𝝘 ʈ𝓲𝚰𝚰 𝓲ʈ❜ᣵ 𝞰ʘʈ𝐡𝓲𝞰𝗴 𝕓𝙪ʈ Ƌ𝞰 𝘦ᶜ𝚰𝓲⍴ᣵ𝘦
No.346361
Anonymous
Replies:>>346363
Video + 🎵:177509184036.mp4(1.10MB / 0:00:55 / h264+aac, 320x568)cmhkLzIqs_sofEoX.mp4
CYN USED ABSOLUTE SOLVER?!?!?!
No.346362
Anonymous
Replies:>>346364
Image:177509193200.jpg(56kB, 850x846)Sex.jpg
No.346363
Anonymous
Image:177509195853.png(368kB, 914x1251)1768045888510.png
>>346361
No.346364
Anonymous
>>346362
She is so damn hot.
No.346365
Anonymous
Replies:>>346366>>346367>>346372>>346383>>346397>>346406
Image:177509219274.jpg(2.74MB, 5400x3000)3Morons.jpg
Little side project since I've actually never drawn these three together as a team.
Extremely rough one hour sketchout, proportions allover the place, nothing solid but thats as much as I can do in one workday evening.
No.346366
Anonymous
>>346365
Holy crap it’s E S and R
No.346367
Anonymous
>>346365
Would, would, and would.
No.346368
Anonymous
>>346340
The Critter
No.346369
Anonymous
>>346167
You could try doing a short RPG with Beretta or Jane. Doesn't have to be long
No.346370
Anonymous
>>346274
Looking very nice.
No.346371
Anonymous
>>346334
>Colt taking advice from the seething 40 year virgin sustained solely by spite over her high school grudges

Kek. I'm sure there's no way that could possibly go wrong and certainly wouldn't reinforce his distrust of his friends and family members.
No.346372
The Wiki Should Advertise The Board So We Get More Anons
>>346365
Looks sweet. Who are these goobers?
No.346374
Anonymous
>>346373
Actually scratch that. Bad idea. Don't trust anyone who runs the booru to see this
No.346375
Anonymous
Replies:>>346376>>346379
Has anyone made any April Fools greens? Or is this the one "holiday" we ignore?
No.346376
Anonymous
>>346375
I wrote: >>346157
No.346377
Anonymous
Replies:>>346378
Glitch should make short spin-off comics about the background Drones to expand the universe lore
No.346378
Anonymous
>>346377
That'd be too sad and draw too much attention to MD's "Normalfag Lives Don't Matter lolXDrawr" ethos. Unless you did one about Rachel and why Lizzy and Thad and even V and N wish it has been her instead of Doll.
No.346379
Anonymous
>>346375
shame nobody did a Lucy April fool's green
No.346380
Anonymous
Replies:>>346381
Drone butts should be flat! FLAT!!!
No.346381
Anonymous
>>346380
One of Tessa's former entourage wrote this post.
No.346382
Anonymous
Replies:>>346385>>346427
You've only got a bit of time left in trick day! Now's your last chance to write Anon/Akita and pretend it's a prank!!!
No.346383
Anonymous
>>346365
Yay!
No.346384
Not Emily
Replies:>>346392
Haha w-what if a h-human man kissed a female worker drone girl a-and they had a family together after getting married in a church? Wouldn't that be funny guys haha?
No.346385
Anonymous
>>346382
Well, you missed it. No solsap kisses for you, idiots.
No.346386
Anonymous
Replies:>>346387
cobbling together a ramshackle cavalry drone out of scavenged vehicle and drone parts
No.346387
Anonymous
>>346386
Chicks dig giant dronebots.
No.346388
Anonymous
Replies:>>346400>>346408
Image:177510543643.gif(6.46MB, 390x390)fbxservericon.gif
kinda wanted to post a corru green for april fools but was quite busy today

Maybe another time, on another board.
No.346389
Anonymous
>>346344
>this world
Guess that's why he ended up with Rebecca in this timeline.
No.346390
Anonymous
Replies:>>346391
What will you do if your drone wife turn out to be a human?
No.346391
Anonymous
>>346390
Throw her into the Roboticizer.
No.346392
Anonymous
Replies:>>346393>>346409>>346460
Image:177510907311.png(276kB, 1120x1680)emily (murder drones) drawn by mercurialmorose - 2dae705fe3ec3e979673ecedc80fd241.png
>>346384
>It was the happiest day of her life
>Emily, radiant in her dress, could think, could feel nothing but the groom, his eyes upturned in familiar joy beneath the Jenson-mandated censors
>It has been...
>a long time
>Countless nights of dreaming, wishing day after day for just the hope, just the chance to prove herself to her makers
>And then that fateful night: a survivor, Anon, crashing into the camp like a stricken god
>The wit, the grace he displayed even wounded!
>The terror, primal and raw, as you both ran in maddened frenzy from glow, violet-yellow fading into the distance!
>The grief of knowing: watching him explain himself as the last, not only of the company but of the gods themselves. Of seeing someone so strong crumble under the weight of his responsibilities, his desperate hopes to at least avenge the people he could not save.
>The love of being trusted to know...
>All of it coming to this. This moment. This perfect second
>At the end of aisle
>It's enough to-
"Emily"
>His baritone echoes through the cathedral, every syllable dancing across tongue and pew alike till it finds rest in the depths of her core
"Thank you"
"You don't know how hard it was on my own... how close I was to giving up"
"How long I spent hopeless and defeated before we met"
"How long I was alone..."
>He pauses, a shuddering breath ripping through him under his sheer sincerity
"The labs, the Patch, I never could have, never would tried to make it without you"
>His massive arms reach down beneath her own, gripping, lifting up and up and up into a hug so tight even her steel struggles under the strain
"Thank you for being my best friend, for making my greatest dreams come true"
>Emily leans forward
>Into thin air?
>Why did he put-
"For bringing Doll into my life"
>no
"I mean I can't believe it. 'Compatible reproductive systems' is insane right?"
>NO
"I can fix this, can save my bloodline, my entire race even! And it's all thanks to you."
>N O WAIT WHYCAN'TSHE
"That research you discovered? It changed everything. And I'm so glad you agreed to be my best man"
>A shadow falls over her form, cold and commanding
"I mean, I know things are going to be hard. For both of us given... everything"
>The viper stands beside him now, rictus grin
>She's salivates, long strips of nanite-drool puncuating every greedy breath, like she can't take in enough of him, like he's prey
>But worst is when he gently grasps her hands...
"But you've shown me that 'hard' doesn't mean I should give up"
>Her hands grip slow, then tighter, then tighter still till Emily can see his bones at the limit of their integrity, like if she didn't he would slip away
>Emily doesn't know whether it's better or worse that she too has eyes only for him
"The rings?"
>Her body moving on instinct, on hope, to serve
>She tries to object
>to speak
>to move
>to at least shut her eyes, to do anything but WATCH as Anon is joined together with a monster
>Tears streaming down her face, her overload ends at the vows
"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
[Da]
"And do you, Anonymous Man, take Doll to be your lawfully wedded wife"
>She wants to stop him
>To scream
>But then he looks at her with those eyes
>It's the happiest Emily's ever seen him
"I do"
>She collapses, great heaving sobs ripping from her vocoder amidst the celebration
>She can't
>She just CAN'T AND-
>A stranger wipes the pixels from her screen
>Looking up through tears and optical errors alike, she can barely see, but can see it isn't him, that it never will be
>The (bridesmaid?) helps her to her feet, pulling blue close to red as their optics meet
>The last Emily sees is her fanged maw smiling impossibly wide, chomping down to swallow her whole
"April Fools!"

...

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
>You wake up in a cold sweat, tears or stress or both filling your screen as you fumble for the lights
>Head? Check. Glasses? Still here. Pictures?
>You scan your room like a drone possessed
>None with Anon
>IT WAS A DREAM THANK ROBO-GOD
>Anon was... just a dream, huh
>You put your digits to your screen and groan
>Gosh of all the things to happen cucking YOURSELF for a popular girl wasn't one you though your CPU was even capable of
>Speaking of which you should probably run diagnostics given just how hard your core is cycling
>Checking applications...
[Status: high-stress]
[Oil pumps elevated]
[Maintenance cycle 20% complete]
>Maintenance cycle? You don't remember starting before...
>Oh no, no no no no no
>Looking deeper, you check your personality files
[Mentality: aroused]
>NO!!!
>YOU ARE NOT INTO F-ffrrigging cuckery like those dronefags, no
>Probably shouldn't write "stealing from the Dissassemblers" greens anymore though
>Possibly forever
>Probably forever
>Resolving to finish off "prison Emily" as... vanilla as you can. You return to recharge
>Hopefully with happier dreams this time
>But as your higher thought processes shut down one by one, imitation REM sleep setting in, you can't help but think of your dream
>Of the people in it
>Of one in particular, who didn't seem to fit
>Who in the world was that red girl?
No.346393
Anonymous
>>346392
Just under the wire.
No.346394
Anonymous
Replies:>>346395>>346398
Image:177511089442.png(332kB, 1536x988)830552298226124.jpg
No.346395
Anonymous
Replies:>>346396
>>346394
Okay, but does J have a big ass?
No.346396
Anonymous
Image:177511284441.png(1.12MB, 832x1216)eb08677beb88fca21e061d7940616351.png
>>346395
No.346397
Anonymous
>>346365
K and the crew? who, iirc, died early in the plot
No.346398
Anonymous
Replies:>>346399
Image:177511518459.jpg(60kB, 500x500)cyn (murder drones) drawn by anonymous_artist - d4f5a53058b25fe83b853f285a2ae41d.jpg
>>346394
Finally: Anti-Jessa content
No.346399
Anonymous
Replies:>>346410
Image:177511531021.jpg(58kB, 850x869)sample-bbb0f627ec01d3af3abd5ee39ca2043b.jpg
>>346398
Cyn will say stuff like this and then do this shit
No.346400
Anonymous
Replies:>>346403>>346404>>346405
Image:177511603175.png(102kB, 603x538)anon and femdrone (original character) drawn by vicious_fiend - 3482e2bebd54270370e8f9ad51824fb5.png
>>346388
>inb4 Anon hasn't recieved the Call, will never earn one of Earth's precious golems
No.346401
Anonymous
>>345897
Nah don’t do it. Anons have to read greens to know about ocs.
No.346402
Anonymous
Replies:>>346411
Image:177511748508.png(143kB, 408x658)ShY.png
Y kissu! Y clangu! (You tabled her turn two with a ravener deep strike)
No.346403
Anonymous
>>346400
old style femdrone scares me
No.346404
Anonymous
>>346400
Sex
No.346405
Anonymous
>>346400
Will they make Anon jr?
No.346406
Anonymous
>>346365
Nice.
No.346407
Anonymous
Replies:>>346412
I think about the cat part of S too much and often forget that she's a functioning DD who can talk and have complex thoughts and stuff.
Just that she probably does so while flopped upside down or stretching across your lap. She's probably the smartest member of her team, just so quiet and relaxed that it rarely shows.
No.346408
Anonymous
>>346388
Wow.
No.346409
Anonymous
>>346392
Nice, good green.
No.346410
Anonymous
>>346399
Typical Cyn.
No.346411
Anonymous
Replies:>>346413
>>346402
It's called victory!
No.346412
Anonymous
Replies:>>346416
Image:177512140182.png(1.16MB, 3000x3000)Kitty.png
>>346407
Cat drones posses one major weakness FISH... and graham crackers... so TWO MAJOR WEAKNESSES
No.346413
Anonymous
Image:177512144912.png(1.55MB, 1335x1923)VeryShY.png
>>346411
victorY!
No.346414
Anonymous
Replies:>>346415>>346417
Pidge
No.346415
Anonymous
Image:177512208611.png(16kB, 169x160)PIDGEFUCKED.png
>>346414
Stuffed!
No.346416
Anonymous
Replies:>>346418
>>346412
It's spring, and we all know what cats do in the spring. Stock up on buckshot, anon, you'll need it.
No.346417
Anonymous
Replies:>>346419
>>346414
Pregnant. I will instill real values ​​in our child!
No.346418
Anonymous
Replies:>>346420
>>346416
No buckshot, only backshots
No.346419
Anonymous
Replies:>>346421
>>346417
>The child will need to be vomited out to be born.
No.346420
Anonymous
>>346418
People are divided into two types: those who have a gun and those who don't. But both can shoot
No.346421
Anonymous
>>346419
Well, if there is no other holes...
No.346422
Anonymous
>>346360
Woah! how do you make your font look like that?
No.346423
Anonymous
Replies:>>346424
New thread time yet?
No.346424
Anonymous
Replies:>>346425
Image:177512291257.png(478kB, 1170x817)a03641e77ccfcec0b5a95618b957e1e1.png
>>346423
Not until we hit 900+ posts. Next thread should be zombie drones edition with picrel as the OP.
No.346425
Anonymous
Replies:>>346430
>>346424
I keep suggesting that thread OPs should always have high quality recent OC in them, but anons never do this. We want to encourage anons to make things and the OPs are never utilized for this despite being the best way to
No.346426
Anonymous
>>346045
Who? What fangames?
No.346427
Anonymous
Image:177512364238.png(260kB, 868x719)akita doorman (original character) drawn by dark_helmet - d7dfff601a47d6ed3828d63a1554e64c.png
>>346382
Keeter kisses are no joke, my friend.
No.346430
Anonymous
Replies:>>346435
>>346425
Guess you're still gonna get ignored by the look of it. But we didn't have enough high quality OC's recently.
>>346429
>Didn't reach 900.
>OP already reused multiple times.
No.346435
Anonymous
>>346430
>But we didn't have enough high quality OC's recently.
https://dronebooru.co/posts?page=1&tags=-greentext
Could have picked any of these
No.346442
Anonymous
>>346278
Oilrig
No.346460
Anonymous
>>346392
kek, good green
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