Comrades! In this life two things are certain! The Red Star will rise again, and the Murder Drones are coming! They may not be coming today, they may be not be coming tomorrow, but they are coming! Come into the thread and hear the truth! Wonderful Booru: https://dronebooru.co Wheel of numerous OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf Wheel of altering modifiers: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf The wiki inside the really fantastic Booru: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character The actual separate Wiki: https://wiki.dronebooru.co/wiki/Main_Page Last thread: >>392790
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>>393712 I hate how Doll is so often flanderized as just > communism communism, soviet soviet You change the language she speaks and you change her entire character
With no heirs? Doll has neglected her duty to the motherland and the future of the drone race: now we all must suffer in the despicable capitalist future to come...
>>393725 Yeah its weird 'cause theres nothing soviet-coded about her or her parents at all, all the drones live in what seems to be just a scavenger society, they don't have any clear economic or political system, it seems like their world just revolves around gathering what they need to survive and make more drones and not get killed by DDs in the process.
>>393725 Admittedly because "vengance incarnate" dosen't lend itself to cheap laughs as well
>inb4 ghost! Doll meticulously ruining all of V's oil with her cooking expertise >it's retardedly high time investment >but the tears in V's eyes when her "jet fuel" tastes like road tar? priceless
>>393731 What because its a shithole? I mean that granted but other than the general place being a wreck there is nothing at all about the Drones that suggests they have economics or politics of any kind. Its sort of just a default-autocracy by Khan because he was the only one with a plan and the expertise to carry it out but other than that it seems like drones just live out whatever personality quirks their programming has picked up.
>>393737 I do wonder what they mean by "roboGod" Do they actually mean humans, or have they adapted human religion and believe there is an actual robot deity, or is it just a memetic some of them picked up from human media?
>>393739 it's the actual Christian God but JCJenson didn't like drones getting the idea of "personhood" and "equality in faith" so they programmed them to say RoboJesus instead.
>>393758 I only made the first post the two other posts are obviously by the same anon (images by the same artist with same subject matter) but those are also not samefagging, they are not replying to himself pretending to be different people
>>393762 okay but who gives a shit about self inserty we wanna see GREENS and FIGHTS and DRONES (remember the ga squad??? gracie??? lambda??? the other ones???)
>>393746 Silly and happy when she's with Lizzy (before V) Likes basketball For whatever that one merch promo's worth, super competitive and takes games seriously
>>393752 >loving Doll! >mourning Doll! >finding Doll's ghost! >ROMANCING Doll's ghost! >taking your relationship to the next level! >filling Doll with life! >impregnating Doll? >having many unnatural ghost babies! >spooking V with your ghost babies!
>>393620 I'm still around & lurking, just been busy with juggling between different Stuff (both related and unrelated to drones)
>>393621 There's definitely more of my (relatively) recent works saved on the booru, albeit most aren't explicitly tagged as mine. Perhaps at some point down the line I'll update them to include my tag or at least update the ones I'm not deliberately keeping as anonymous for one reason or another
>>393662 I've actually got a couple ideas for lewd greens involving this particularly tricky yet tantalizing theme, it's just a matter of me getting around towards fleshing them out into something presentable
>>393766 Just wanted to let you know buddy that two of those posts aren't his. I'm sure it felt very cool to imagine that you called the one yurifag's bluff but as of now whether or not you get banned is riding on whether or not Blackhand decides to hold you to your own word or not. Personally I think it would be incredibly funny if you get booted.
>>393782 >booting an anon >for bitching about yuri
Have some mercy yurifag: you've got the entire internet to complain on. Anon's stuck with here or a random discord server if he wants to do the same without suffering public execution
>>393786 Dunno why but this reminded me of my favorite Uzi image
>POV: your threesome offer got declined >now you(Disassembly Drone, bob cut) must decide between playing it off as a joke or seppuku to retain your honor
>>393789 It really is pathetic isn't it? Ah well considering hes had a couple of meltdowns all in close proximity hes bound to do something actually banworthy sooner or later.
I should be working on my Nori vs. N fanfic but instead I'm scrolling the cesspits hunting for N x anyone-but-uzi (nothing against nuzi I just want something different)
It is ALL auslop. Every inch of the recent pages has been coffee shop, drones are birds now, character assassination, bashing, or self-inserts.
>>393797 Stop scrolling and start making something yourself, it really is that simple. If you can't do that and you can't stand what others are posting you might as well give up and go do something more fulfilling with your time.
>>393809 The first idea is a 'No Nut November' themed green involving Anon & U-U engaging in what can only be described as a battle of lewd endurance, while the second idea is a green (or more?) loosely based on a certain set of images/animations involving DD!N and DD!J having their way with Tessa at the manor (it makes sense in context)
>>393730 Does Glitch really position Doll that way in their merch? I don't buy their merch or watch the videos about it, so I find it really hard to believe in it.
>>393856 Honestly if you scrapped all the other fankids save Negev and roll with her being stuck in her parents' shadows you could have something to work with.
>"Biscuits!" N swore, "I got Uzi teen pregnant again!" >Uzi said nothing, laying motionless on the bed, completely inundated with nut and in a cum coma
>Hundreds of Drones >Jean, a Soda Drone who dispenses apple juice, loses his home and livelihood when DDs blow up the ship he works on. Now homeless, stranded, and facing death, he must go from zero to hero and become the greatest DD hunter of all time and create ingenious traps to battle the hundreds of DDs building a Corpse Spire in order to win the heart of his mischievous human lover Roving Report
What absolute fucking monkey's paw did Tessa wish upon
> Rimworld (Modded) [finally got that shit working] > Mod scenario; find a heavily decrepit and deactivated Mechanoid base, rebuild it as your own > Start with a constructor, fabricor, and hauler > 14 year old Tessa is doing most of the actual labor since her worker drones are too stupid and specialized > Poor N, V, and J are a long way off, so she has to make do for now
> Finally managed to uncover most of the base from the debris, but at this point beginning to starve > God sends Tessa a very angry beaverman to beat the shit out of her until she uses a plasma whip to slice his cock off > He drops two days worth of rations as a result > Tessa is injured and so is a new person who crashlanded but she can't help > God sends Tessa a doctorlady with a hangover
>>393883 The whole thing is going to be longer than you expect, I think. The opening's writing kinda sucks ass because I wasn't scripting it out, but the rest of it won't be that way. I'm considering doing a speeddraw video of the coverart once I nail down what I want that to be exactly
>【Personal Log: Burning desire】 >【It was yet another tedious day】 >【As I lay awake staring upon the decrepted baren sky】 >【So I decided to go for a mere walk. And who I founded within my realm caught my interest of not who they were】 >【No. I already knew them. But the act that they were doing】 >【She was getting frustrated with each attempt: to turn herself back who she was once was】 >【Before the flesh. Before the transformation. Before knowing what it was: back to her old machine self】 >【But yet with each attempt she groaned in agonizing pain. With each attempt came fourth vomit of her vitae and bits of machine parts. With each attempt holding back her tears, her emotions】 >【Each attempt fueling the HATE that dwells within her】 >【I simply did not make a sound nor a notion to make myself known. I simply watched and stared, till eventually she turned around】 >【She tried to wipe it all away but couldn't. Struggling to hold her tears back as opposed to appear weak infront of me】 >【I walked over to her. To my little bird, and simply wiped the smudges of blood off her face】 >【She tried to speak but I simply shushed her: soon gave her a hug】 >【Some would take this opportunity to do a whole grandeur of a speech about inequality. How life can be so cruel to those who did nothing wrong and so on and so forth】 >【But the most motivating speech is one not formed by words, no. But instead is spoken through action】 >【And my actions spoken loudly deep to her very heart】 >【And I know that once I'm "out of the picture", all of that loved once formed will fuel that burning passion of HATE deep within her. To plague the world of her wraith as I did on my very own】 >【So weep my little bird. Weep. As "papa bird" is here to "comfort" you】 >【End of personal log】
today I learned two things 1. the drones in the chemical warfare division REALLY don't like it when you call them brapdrones 2. what it feels like to get mustard gassed
>>393895 The existing one is outdated slop, unfortunately. I've managed to hammer mechanoid and android mods into a semblance of working order instead, plus Rimefeller to hopefully keep everything powered and running.
>Yexo with Y! >Yexo getting invaded by Phi! >Theta and Delta joining in because they didn't have any better plans for the evening! >Y complaining about the blood rationing they have to do to not kill (you)!
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>>393901 Agreed. Sadly (you) must convince her to abandon her parental obligations to make it possible, and we all know THAT isn't happening. Best you can truly hope for is a tragic romance.
I was halfway of making a green of Emily with two big jugs and huge ass asking anon out on a movie date but I realized it was pretty fucking stupid and now I’m ashamed
>>393911 >why does Y have a regular name? >she didn't even work at the Manor! >nobody knows >but top secret sources claim manor Y(now known as "Upsilon") once called bows "annoying" and "hard to deal with" >her horrificly warped appearance is, of course, likely unrelated to this
>>393934 > Akita meticulously finding the sweet spot on how far she should have her zipper > Too high and it's not drone-like > Too low and her tits are out
>>393935 Sorry but this is a gmod rp server and Anon is a civilian. Now cYvil protection will take him into a side room for a 6 hour long through body search session
>do drones like it when a anon is completely broken? >We literally wear a mask every single day just to hide the demons in our f*cking minds. >Why can't I just b-be..... >*drops to my knees in the pouring rain, laughing maniacally through the pain, while waiting for a drone to hold my hand* >WHY CANT I JUST BE GOOD ENOUGH? >*I put my hands on my head and laugh louder, tears streaming down my face as the pain overtakes me*
>>393915 Simply have her self-modify for maximum human appeal
Complete with being unfamiliar with the parts... >Emily tripping over herself to say hi! >Emily tripping over herself literally!(big thighs) >Emily being so nervous with Anon! >Emily not realizing how her new parts affect him! >Emily not realizing how her new parts affect herself! >Emily shyly showing off her body! >Emily letting anon play with her body! >Emily feeling incredible! >Emily trying to makeout with anon! >Tripping over herself again! >But anon catches her! >And they kiss... ... >meanwhile, the other drones in the theatre alternate between critiqueing their performance and recording >the two lovebirds have yet to notice
AM... DOES know that there's no humans where Akita comes from, right? Ok correction: like one guy and he's 85. Either way she's not going to have any outlet for that frustration...
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>>393880 the same one as the regular series >inb4 dig up a landfill >find literal god >become the one(1) survivor of your entire species as said god annihilates everyone EXCEPT you and your loved ones
>>393898 Hey uhhh, you might want to go with vanilla pipelines chemfuell if you just want to power stuff. If you do want all the plastic n stuff then nevermind
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>>393951 >good news: they work >bad news: biomodded blood tastes... mutanty(read: like shit) >now only Y sucks Anon's veins anymore, driven by a combination of greed and absolute refusal to admit she was wrong >the flavor is rancid >it makes Delta grimace >it makes Theta cry >it makes even Phi herself hesitate at Y makeouts >...which means her mouth is all anon's to kiss >Total Anon Victory?
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>>393955 >note: Obesk larvae look extremely similar to humans >note: Obesk larvae are extremely helpless like humans >note: the grub has... interesting instincts regarding unguarded human bodies...
>>393956 >Anon has to spike his blood sugar to ungodly levels to make it somewhat palettable to Y >The diabetes prevention modifications are not that hard to get at least
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>>393960 >note: blood alcohol content also works >note: rare is the day when enough alcohol exists in the house to booze anon >note: Y sees no connection between this and her own habits
>>393959 >weird monster thing that acts like a weird monster >insecure sensitive artist type (who's also a weird monster) Totally the same. Not two different characters where the latter was inspired by the former's source material.
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>>393963 Well he's not exactly going to be an artist in infacy is he?
>inb4 baby Geist painting pictures with the Obesklets(they think he's a wierd mindcore)
>>393962 >Anon gets some black market blood taste enhancer mods >And some misc mods to keep his body chemistry in check >With the sugar, booze and everything else combined Anon's blood is now 23% soda by volume >He is practically that pig Pepsi meme >But at least he cannot get poisoned now? >Also his piss is purple >And if one of the bio chem implants malfunctions his body will catalyze into a high explosive
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>>393965 >note: Y does not posess any biochem implants >note: Y posseses a high body temperature >note: anon's "flavor explosion" does not, in fact, remove the trauma of seeing his Yife's head explode mid-feeding
>>393967 Those are cybernetic bio chem mods, so Anon can choose what flavor of monster he can be today. Ask Yanon which one Y will choose while he is still here
>>393969 Lmao no, if it's solver DD Y the extra chemicals are only making her stronger, if it's the solverless DD Y it goes into a bioreactor that turns it into extra cuddle power
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>>393973 >"We're not blood related!" >now honey I know it's hard to understand, but- >"But we could totally change that!" >...ha... lets pretend you never said that scentence! Ever!
>>393974 >N swears: he had no idea the manga ended that way >nor that Keet would be so influenced >on the bright side: it got Uzi to concede anime could be "kind of fucked" and "not always the best role model!"
>Anon's blood enchancment scheme works! >Y and her squad love his blood! >Actually a bit too much... >There was a reason those mods were black market >Anon's blood is now a insanely potent drug >Y and her squad are hooked to the point where they get the shakes if they don't drink it at least once a day >And with their addict thirst Anon's enchanced biology is unable to keep up >Another round of implants it is then >He might as well also get something practical this time >A pair of legs that doesn't get weak due to bloodloss sounds nice >And a bionic heart, his current one is beating in the rythm of maccarena speed up 3 times
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>>393977 But what about not-technically family?(that she really really wants to be related to robogod PLEASE let this make her belong somewhere)
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>>393969 >note: this does not stop Y from drinking anon's juices >if anything, it makes her happier to do so: the added difficulty making her triumph ever prouder! >that she uses stray drops to give her guardsmen "authentic battle damage" probably isn't a factor...
>>393919 >this became significantly more difficult when N entered the "flailing awake" stage of his memory wipes >thankfully he's been too apologetic about slapping the shit out of her to question WHY she was in shit-slapping distance in the first place >for now...
>>393910 >>393909 >2dudes >3women >Theta and Delta are dating too >That’s not a fivesome >That’s a small orgy >Actually isn’t 4 already a small orgy, has the word foursome entered in circulation enough that 4 doesn’t constitute an orgy but a foursome instead >Does Phi really count?
>One of Beretta’s pastimes is dressing up, this is fact >Going beyond, she likes acting, and is quite good at making impressions of other people and characters from her favorite cartoons and games >Few notice how often she leaves her home in order to partake in this hobby, but unlike regular kids, who simply join the Drama Club, she heads for a certain Outpost known for essentially being one massive show stage >”Welcome back, little girl. I feel like I’m seeing you here in Outpost-6 more and more nowadays!” >”Hey Nyc. Y’know how it is, it’s good to get away from school, and from Auntie Cyn. She doesn’t nag me while I’m with you.” >”That’s unfortunate, I’d like to see my sister more often, even if she’s too busy being a popular bimbo.” >”Is that what you think of Auntie Cyn?” Beretta thinks to herself. >”Anyways Beretta, I have some ideas for cosplay I’d like you to try, I just got shipped a bunch of cute outfits you’d look great in! Do you think you can pull off a good Lizzy impression? I’ve been writing this ‘Lizzy Protagonist’ AU, and since you’re blonde, I really think you’d stick it!” >”Aww, but I really liked the storyline where I was Auntie V. That had to be some of my best work, you recorded it, right?” >”I did almost cry at that one,” NYC said. >“I’ve been messing with my powers to see if I can make the Disassembly mutation more authentic, but I can’t quite reach the same power or efficiency as Cyn can.” >”That’s alright, I didn’t need missiles to pull off the ‘V Prom Massacre’, but I’ll be honest, fighting Doll was pretty scary, even if the whole thing was puppeted.” >As far as Beretta can figure, in every role she’s played, she’s never actually the character she acts out. >She plays an alternate Beretta where she just happened to have taken the role of a person in a theoretical timeline. >Among hundreds of roles, she’s been people she knows, such as her Dad, she’s been celebrities like Molly, she’s been people in her neighborhood like MG, and lived all their lives and backstories, sometimes taking months or even years >Due to Outpost-6’s peculiarities, these stories all take place in mere hours of real time, in which she is miraculously able to live a whole separate life, and then still have time to make it home so Uzi doesn’t give her shit for being late on a school night. >The best part is that despite looking real small on the outside, Outpost-6 on the inside is surprisingly massive, large enough that it almost seems like she’s in another, fully fleshed out world. >”Nyc, you’re really amazing, you know? Every person I talk to acts like a real dude. They all have such realistic reactions, I almost feel bad if there’s a scenario where I kill hundreds of them, and they’re all begging for their lives, talking about their families and shit, it’s some great stuff.” >Nyc gives Beretta a crooked, uncomfortable smile. >”When did you get so good at making dialogue, your old fanfics used to suck ass!” >”Wow, thanks for the compliment, Ms. Doorman.” >”A Doorman, but not for long.” Beretta says. >“Alright, let’s boot up the next scenario. What do I want to be today?” Using borrowed power from the Uncertain Severer, Beretta opens up an interactive touch screen from thin air. The screen lists multiple, premade scenarios listing Beretta as somewhat random roles in alternate stories. >”Office AU exterminator? Isn’t this a bit dated?” >”Persona of the Absolute Solver? Nah, too much autism is a bad thing…” >”Middle Apprentice of the House of Keybugs? Eh, can’t say I’m not split on this.” >”-Wait the fuck up.” Beretta perks up with excitement. >”Biological Nuzi child? Like a human child, holy shit? Yo Nyc, you can do that?” >”I haven’t seen t-I mean, sure, Beretta! I’ll do any scenario you want!” Nyc says, nervously. >”Hell yeah, I’ll meet you in the changing room, I just gotta text my Dad to know I won’t be in for dinner.” Beretta scurries off down the halls of Outpost-6. >Nyc floats alone, somewhat disappointed. She was hoping for something more action packed. Slice of life is something she was already pretty familiar with messing with Izu and M’s story. >Beretta expects her to have begun “building the set” by now, as if Nyc were taking the time to personally write all the stories of a million individual personalities, and forging worlds brick by brick just for this teenage girl to play dolls with. >As if Nyc doesn’t have to clock into Solver Borger in the next 30 minutes for her part time job. Keeping the lights on in Outpost-6 is expensive, you know! >By the time Nyc arrives at the “dressing room”, it will completely empty. Not because Beretta will have changed forms and joined the so called theater she believes the Severer will have built for her, but because she’ll have already been copy, cut, and pasted somewhere else. >Another reality, for example. >That’s all the Severer is capable of, really. Not so much of wielding power within reality. Outside out that, it’s free game. >Nyc doesn’t have the budget to turn Outpost-6 into a replica of another world. It’s just more cost effective to throw Beretta’s soul into another timeline without her knowing. >Of course, this comes at the risk of her permanently dying. It hasn’t happened yet, but hopefully there will never be a day where Nyc has to explain to her sister that her chosen child died in an alternate reality where she was a traveling Hitchhiker robot, traveled across the entirety of Europe and Canada, only to immediately get beaten to death within hours upon entering the city of Philadelphia. >Nonetheless, the riskiest adventures tend to have the best storylines. Genuine entertainment is best when it’s someone else doing the work! >…As long as nobody across dimensions raises any lawsuits against her over the myriads of felonies and mass atrocities caused by Beretta in her adventures. >Well, it’s time for her to head off to work. By the time she gets back, Beretta will hopefully have finished a whole twelve episode’s worth of soapy melodrama, enough for a Saturday night binge. >”Damn, if only Japanese people still existed to make anime,” Nyc says, sighing.
>>393993 Come to the king, declare that you are his bastard from a maid, kill him, declare yourself the new king, declare war on the elves and destroy their settlements, proclaim an Empire of Man and rape the elven queen so she bears you a son who will continue the work of exterminating non-humans abominations and then borrow 1000 golds from the Jews: you aren't going to pay it back anyway.
>>394007 You know I'd say something but the current rules for 40k Im using allow a forge of souls host army to run CSM dreadnoughts as troops so I'll shut up (This way they are also the best CSM allies in the game)
>>394002 Since when? I'll do it idk That was mostly for Amyanon since he sometimes reads these threads; the Corru thread is super dead and if he was to post something it would have been Corru anyway
> Be Serial Designation J > Somehow ended up in a relationship with that dog freak N > Top performer over here managed to reach his potential after you gave him basic affection instead of daily beatings > Positive reinforcement works, who'da thunk? > And once you closed his liability account and flipped him to an asset, you started seeing him differently in other ways too > I mean for RoboGod's sake he even found you a WOODEN JCJenson branded PENCIL. > Notoriously difficult to uncover in wastelands such as these, given they lack the patented durasteel alloy of the pens. > If V wasn't going to make a move then you would > This eventually leads to dirtytalk > Drones don't have the "equipment" for sexual relations withotu adapters, but you can still arouse each other > It's just that > Given your individual preferences > The dirtytalk can get... weird. > "Aw, did you really think you could be a pretty corporate princess?" > "That coat and tie don't fit you at all~" > "It's obvious that you don't really enjoy firing employees without a severance package." > "Everyone can tell you want to be talked down to by wine communists who don't understand basic capitalist theory~" > Somehow this works and you're screaming "SAFEWORD SAFEWORD SAFEWORD SAFEWORD" as you enter a forced reboot.
>Be me, N. >Years after the Solver was “defeated”. >Uzi wins by eating the Solver’s soul but never wakes up again. >Something worse happens... >V is missing. >Uzi’s core finally gives out. >I keep her core and the little purple hoodie. >I wear them under my coat to keep her memory alive. >One night, the cold and hunger take me. >I could have gone to the bunker and eaten as many as I wanted. >Without their protectors, they are merely defenseless sheep. >The only one who could be trouble was Nori. >I collapse in the ruins of Outpost 3. >I wake up restrained... >J is there or what’s left of her >Half her face is still filled with that old corporate smugness >Even after all these years, classic J >She looks at the hoodie that I still carry. >She smiles with a mixture of pity and mockery. >“You still love her, little traitor?” >“Even after she abandoned you. Even after she left you alone with the cold.” >I try to protest >But my voice box only produces static and her name. >“Uzi...” >J carefully reaches in with her claws. >Every time I try to reach for the memory of Uzi’s laugh. >The solver cuts the pathway >Every time I try to remember how her hand felt in mine. >It rewrites the sensation into pure white static. >She forces me to watch an old footage of Uzi’s last moments. >Looped... >Sped up... >Slowed down... >Until the image of her core cracking is burned into every remaining optical sensor. >I beg... >Not for mercy... >Just to be allowed to forget... >For the Solver to erase my memories once again. >J leans in close. >Oil dripping from her ruined cheek onto my chest. >“No.”she whispers. >“You get to keep her” >“Expect the parts that you loved.” >Another days? weeks? maybe years later... >She finally leaves. >My chassis is still functional. >My mind is a museum of every memory of Uzi >Now permanently overlaid with the sound of her core dying. >I sit in the snow. >Holding the dirty hoodie. >And try to remember why I ever thought love was supposed to feel warm. >It doesn’t, but it keeps me from shutting down. >Endlog.
>>394034 >Oogi takes a picture of you in the shower >Begins the mating dance and threatens to send it to random minors to incriminate you if you don't accept What do (you) do?
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>>393991 >[You What?] >"Ok she MAY have choked to death on oxygen chasing a human-" >[You What?] >"It was only for a second! How was I supposed to know CPR wouldn't work that way!" >[You What? Why Would You? Dead Stare.] >"B-b-but it's OK! I can grab another one! They'd never know the difference, right?" >[You Triggered Her Backup. Fearful Expression] >"...Huh?" >[Uzi's Backup. Of Beretta. The One She Made "Just In Case." The One She Takes Time Off To Review] >"Oh..." >[Uzi Is Going To Rape You Sister]
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>>394045 >titanic eyes >repugnant skin >four fingered hands >clawed feet >unnatural literally everything(from her gait to her posture all the way down to her eye color)
In her home setting the average Drone's first reaction to Keet is crying. I'm willing to bet she hits the uncanny valley for BOTH human and drone(Disassembly + Worker) standards.
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>>394047 That's exactly the problem >not drone enough to be drone >not human enough to be human >not even patterned after attractive nightmare flesh(Uzi's is explicitly "ugly" even to Lizzy)
Keeter has the worst of all worlds aesthetically speaking and suffers for it. Blue explicitly described her as coming off like a "drone skinwalker" to others and so far the ONLY character to show romantic interest has been the monsterfucker-supreme that outright fantasises about being a horrific solverbeast himself.
>>394049 >(Uzi's is explicitly "ugly" even to Lizzy) How much of that is from how decrepit and soggy she is and how much is from her recognizing on some level that it's Uzi?
>>394044 >constant jokes about how similar he and Strychnnine are >evolves into "stepping on my turf" jokes >evolves into jokes about double teaming/mutual rape >evolves into jokes about broing it up during rapes >somehow by the end of this chain they end up threadcanonically married the same way Q and Bet are, possibly including spawn
>>394009 HEY MAN IF AMYANON OR ANYONE ELSE INTO CORRU POSTED IN THAT DAMN THREAD BESIDES ME IT WOULDENT BE AS DEAD AS IT IS
I haven't really done much art/writing myself as of late (corru or drone related), and even with the new update that dropped im kinda blanking on ideas atm, guess i can blame myself focusing on getting a new job but idk
>>394046 >titanic eyes To get lost in! >repugnant skin Lovely and smooth! >four fingered hands For gently holding! >clawed feet Nah, no feet stuff. >unnatural literally everything Unnaturally cute!
>>394054 > N ends up coming around because he missed seeing J! > "Uhuh. And the real reason?" > Because the constant glaring from Nori has been getting to him. How can someone so small be so intimidating? > "That's better."
>>394060 >"V, if you ever go back I suggest staying away from her. Like, far away. The things she said about you..." >"Like I'd be scared of anything a cripple could do to me. Not like I can stay dead even if she gets lucky." >"No, she gets this look in her eye when she looks at you, and she's disappointed and angry and sad and all these other things at once, and it's like she's asking you 'Why?', and it made me feel like I failed some kind of test of who I am as a person that I'd been taking my entire life..." >"..." >"You okay V?" >"... Yeah. I'll remember that if I go back in. N-not because I'm scared of her or anything, but because..." >"..." >"Leave me alone."
>>394061 not a puzzle game, it an adventure game with combat stuff Basically if a webcomic decided it wanted to throw hands Very fun, very VERY good world building, and a good roster of characters
Anons, if a murder foid asks you to "just put the tip in" DON'T DO IT! They're trying to tempt you into premarital sex! They'll never be satisfied with just the tip, you'll be pinned down and used like a dildo!
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>>394081 Femdrone is also under quota >tfw no mandatory gf that sneers as (you) rail her
>>394083 Pocketsteaks: >Get back drawing drones. No more lesbian military failgirls mutants. Amyanon: >Get back drawing drones. No more corru. Private Dust: >Get back drawing canon. No more your bueno self insert oc x canon. SBAanon: >Get back doing more wholesome contents. No more suffering.
>>394061 Its a schitzophernic fever dream with words and images scattered on webpages. Its a lot of stuff in one. The cga graphics, strange visuals that have no real reference point other than themselves and some basic elements from reality to help the mind make sense of them without making up new concepts just to remember them, the usage of a conlang that again is actually alien and perhaps even the odd sound design are a barrier to entry that filters people out.
I like all that stuff and I like corru. I'm just not obsessed with it like other corru fans are. They are, probably, like that because you either dismiss corru out of hand or you think its the best thing ever because you liked it enough to adapt to it's quirks. Or perhaps because there are so few corru fans they feel the need to be like that.
For the record, I think its good and I understand why it's good, and why I like it but I wouldn't call myself a corru fan because I'm not as fanatic as the other fans are.
I think corru as a thing wants to stay niche or maybe it doesn't want to change what it is. And what it is only speaks to a small but specific group of people.