Comrades! In this life two things are certain! The Red Star will rise again, and the Murder Drones are coming! They may not be coming today, they may be not be coming tomorrow, but they are coming! Come into the thread and hear the truth! Wonderful Booru: https://dronebooru.co Wheel of numerous OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf Wheel of altering modifiers: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf The wiki inside the really fantastic Booru: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character The actual separate Wiki: https://wiki.dronebooru.co/wiki/Main_Page Last thread: >>392790
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>>393712 I hate how Doll is so often flanderized as just > communism communism, soviet soviet You change the language she speaks and you change her entire character
With no heirs? Doll has neglected her duty to the motherland and the future of the drone race: now we all must suffer in the despicable capitalist future to come...
>>393725 Yeah its weird 'cause theres nothing soviet-coded about her or her parents at all, all the drones live in what seems to be just a scavenger society, they don't have any clear economic or political system, it seems like their world just revolves around gathering what they need to survive and make more drones and not get killed by DDs in the process.
>>393725 Admittedly because "vengance incarnate" dosen't lend itself to cheap laughs as well
>inb4 ghost! Doll meticulously ruining all of V's oil with her cooking expertise >it's retardedly high time investment >but the tears in V's eyes when her "jet fuel" tastes like road tar? priceless
>>393731 What because its a shithole? I mean that granted but other than the general place being a wreck there is nothing at all about the Drones that suggests they have economics or politics of any kind. Its sort of just a default-autocracy by Khan because he was the only one with a plan and the expertise to carry it out but other than that it seems like drones just live out whatever personality quirks their programming has picked up.
>>393737 I do wonder what they mean by "roboGod" Do they actually mean humans, or have they adapted human religion and believe there is an actual robot deity, or is it just a memetic some of them picked up from human media?
>>393739 it's the actual Christian God but JCJenson didn't like drones getting the idea of "personhood" and "equality in faith" so they programmed them to say RoboJesus instead.
>>393758 I only made the first post the two other posts are obviously by the same anon (images by the same artist with same subject matter) but those are also not samefagging, they are not replying to himself pretending to be different people
>>393762 okay but who gives a shit about self inserty we wanna see GREENS and FIGHTS and DRONES (remember the ga squad??? gracie??? lambda??? the other ones???)
>>393746 Silly and happy when she's with Lizzy (before V) Likes basketball For whatever that one merch promo's worth, super competitive and takes games seriously
>>393752 >loving Doll! >mourning Doll! >finding Doll's ghost! >ROMANCING Doll's ghost! >taking your relationship to the next level! >filling Doll with life! >impregnating Doll? >having many unnatural ghost babies! >spooking V with your ghost babies!
>>393620 I'm still around & lurking, just been busy with juggling between different Stuff (both related and unrelated to drones)
>>393621 There's definitely more of my (relatively) recent works saved on the booru, albeit most aren't explicitly tagged as mine. Perhaps at some point down the line I'll update them to include my tag or at least update the ones I'm not deliberately keeping as anonymous for one reason or another
>>393662 I've actually got a couple ideas for lewd greens involving this particularly tricky yet tantalizing theme, it's just a matter of me getting around towards fleshing them out into something presentable
>>393766 Just wanted to let you know buddy that two of those posts aren't his. I'm sure it felt very cool to imagine that you called the one yurifag's bluff but as of now whether or not you get banned is riding on whether or not Blackhand decides to hold you to your own word or not. Personally I think it would be incredibly funny if you get booted.
>>393782 >booting an anon >for bitching about yuri
Have some mercy yurifag: you've got the entire internet to complain on. Anon's stuck with here or a random discord server if he wants to do the same without suffering public execution
>>393786 Dunno why but this reminded me of my favorite Uzi image
>POV: your threesome offer got declined >now you(Disassembly Drone, bob cut) must decide between playing it off as a joke or seppuku to retain your honor
>>393789 It really is pathetic isn't it? Ah well considering hes had a couple of meltdowns all in close proximity hes bound to do something actually banworthy sooner or later.
I should be working on my Nori vs. N fanfic but instead I'm scrolling the cesspits hunting for N x anyone-but-uzi (nothing against nuzi I just want something different)
It is ALL auslop. Every inch of the recent pages has been coffee shop, drones are birds now, character assassination, bashing, or self-inserts.
>>393797 Stop scrolling and start making something yourself, it really is that simple. If you can't do that and you can't stand what others are posting you might as well give up and go do something more fulfilling with your time.
>>393809 The first idea is a 'No Nut November' themed green involving Anon & U-U engaging in what can only be described as a battle of lewd endurance, while the second idea is a green (or more?) loosely based on a certain set of images/animations involving DD!N and DD!J having their way with Tessa at the manor (it makes sense in context)
>>393730 Does Glitch really position Doll that way in their merch? I don't buy their merch or watch the videos about it, so I find it really hard to believe in it.
>>393856 Honestly if you scrapped all the other fankids save Negev and roll with her being stuck in her parents' shadows you could have something to work with.
>"Biscuits!" N swore, "I got Uzi teen pregnant again!" >Uzi said nothing, laying motionless on the bed, completely inundated with nut and in a cum coma
>Hundreds of Drones >Jean, a Soda Drone who dispenses apple juice, loses his home and livelihood when DDs blow up the ship he works on. Now homeless, stranded, and facing death, he must go from zero to hero and become the greatest DD hunter of all time and create ingenious traps to battle the hundreds of DDs building a Corpse Spire in order to win the heart of his mischievous human lover Roving Report
What absolute fucking monkey's paw did Tessa wish upon
> Rimworld (Modded) [finally got that shit working] > Mod scenario; find a heavily decrepit and deactivated Mechanoid base, rebuild it as your own > Start with a constructor, fabricor, and hauler > 14 year old Tessa is doing most of the actual labor since her worker drones are too stupid and specialized > Poor N, V, and J are a long way off, so she has to make do for now
> Finally managed to uncover most of the base from the debris, but at this point beginning to starve > God sends Tessa a very angry beaverman to beat the shit out of her until she uses a plasma whip to slice his cock off > He drops two days worth of rations as a result > Tessa is injured and so is a new person who crashlanded but she can't help > God sends Tessa a doctorlady with a hangover
>>393883 The whole thing is going to be longer than you expect, I think. The opening's writing kinda sucks ass because I wasn't scripting it out, but the rest of it won't be that way. I'm considering doing a speeddraw video of the coverart once I nail down what I want that to be exactly
>【Personal Log: Burning desire】 >【It was yet another tedious day】 >【As I lay awake staring upon the decrepted baren sky】 >【So I decided to go for a mere walk. And who I founded within my realm caught my interest of not who they were】 >【No. I already knew them. But the act that they were doing】 >【She was getting frustrated with each attempt: to turn herself back who she was once was】 >【Before the flesh. Before the transformation. Before knowing what it was: back to her old machine self】 >【But yet with each attempt she groaned in agonizing pain. With each attempt came fourth vomit of her vitae and bits of machine parts. With each attempt holding back her tears, her emotions】 >【Each attempt fueling the HATE that dwells within her】 >【I simply did not make a sound nor a notion to make myself known. I simply watched and stared, till eventually she turned around】 >【She tried to wipe it all away but couldn't. Struggling to hold her tears back as opposed to appear weak infront of me】 >【I walked over to her. To my little bird, and simply wiped the smudges of blood off her face】 >【She tried to speak but I simply shushed her: soon gave her a hug】 >【Some would take this opportunity to do a whole grandeur of a speech about inequality. How life can be so cruel to those who did nothing wrong and so on and so forth】 >【But the most motivating speech is one not formed by words, no. But instead is spoken through action】 >【And my actions spoken loudly deep to her very heart】 >【And I know that once I'm "out of the picture", all of that loved once formed will fuel that burning passion of HATE deep within her. To plague the world of her wraith as I did on my very own】 >【So weep my little bird. Weep. As "papa bird" is here to "comfort" you】 >【End of personal log】
today I learned two things 1. the drones in the chemical warfare division REALLY don't like it when you call them brapdrones 2. what it feels like to get mustard gassed
>>393895 The existing one is outdated slop, unfortunately. I've managed to hammer mechanoid and android mods into a semblance of working order instead, plus Rimefeller to hopefully keep everything powered and running.
>Yexo with Y! >Yexo getting invaded by Phi! >Theta and Delta joining in because they didn't have any better plans for the evening! >Y complaining about the blood rationing they have to do to not kill (you)!
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>>393901 Agreed. Sadly (you) must convince her to abandon her parental obligations to make it possible, and we all know THAT isn't happening. Best you can truly hope for is a tragic romance.
I was halfway of making a green of Emily with two big jugs and huge ass asking anon out on a movie date but I realized it was pretty fucking stupid and now I’m ashamed
>>393911 >why does Y have a regular name? >she didn't even work at the Manor! >nobody knows >but top secret sources claim manor Y(now known as "Upsilon") once called bows "annoying" and "hard to deal with" >her horrificly warped appearance is, of course, likely unrelated to this
>>393934 > Akita meticulously finding the sweet spot on how far she should have her zipper > Too high and it's not drone-like > Too low and her tits are out
>>393935 Sorry but this is a gmod rp server and Anon is a civilian. Now cYvil protection will take him into a side room for a 6 hour long through body search session
>do drones like it when a anon is completely broken? >We literally wear a mask every single day just to hide the demons in our f*cking minds. >Why can't I just b-be..... >*drops to my knees in the pouring rain, laughing maniacally through the pain, while waiting for a drone to hold my hand* >WHY CANT I JUST BE GOOD ENOUGH? >*I put my hands on my head and laugh louder, tears streaming down my face as the pain overtakes me*
>>393915 Simply have her self-modify for maximum human appeal
Complete with being unfamiliar with the parts... >Emily tripping over herself to say hi! >Emily tripping over herself literally!(big thighs) >Emily being so nervous with Anon! >Emily not realizing how her new parts affect him! >Emily not realizing how her new parts affect herself! >Emily shyly showing off her body! >Emily letting anon play with her body! >Emily feeling incredible! >Emily trying to makeout with anon! >Tripping over herself again! >But anon catches her! >And they kiss... ... >meanwhile, the other drones in the theatre alternate between critiqueing their performance and recording >the two lovebirds have yet to notice
AM... DOES know that there's no humans where Akita comes from, right? Ok correction: like one guy and he's 85. Either way she's not going to have any outlet for that frustration...
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>>393880 the same one as the regular series >inb4 dig up a landfill >find literal god >become the one(1) survivor of your entire species as said god annihilates everyone EXCEPT you and your loved ones
>>393898 Hey uhhh, you might want to go with vanilla pipelines chemfuell if you just want to power stuff. If you do want all the plastic n stuff then nevermind
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>>393951 >good news: they work >bad news: biomodded blood tastes... mutanty(read: like shit) >now only Y sucks Anon's veins anymore, driven by a combination of greed and absolute refusal to admit she was wrong >the flavor is rancid >it makes Delta grimace >it makes Theta cry >it makes even Phi herself hesitate at Y makeouts >...which means her mouth is all anon's to kiss >Total Anon Victory?
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>>393955 >note: Obesk larvae look extremely similar to humans >note: Obesk larvae are extremely helpless like humans >note: the grub has... interesting instincts regarding unguarded human bodies...
>>393956 >Anon has to spike his blood sugar to ungodly levels to make it somewhat palettable to Y >The diabetes prevention modifications are not that hard to get at least
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>>393960 >note: blood alcohol content also works >note: rare is the day when enough alcohol exists in the house to booze anon >note: Y sees no connection between this and her own habits
>>393959 >weird monster thing that acts like a weird monster >insecure sensitive artist type (who's also a weird monster) Totally the same. Not two different characters where the latter was inspired by the former's source material.
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>>393963 Well he's not exactly going to be an artist in infacy is he?
>inb4 baby Geist painting pictures with the Obesklets(they think he's a wierd mindcore)
>>393962 >Anon gets some black market blood taste enhancer mods >And some misc mods to keep his body chemistry in check >With the sugar, booze and everything else combined Anon's blood is now 23% soda by volume >He is practically that pig Pepsi meme >But at least he cannot get poisoned now? >Also his piss is purple >And if one of the bio chem implants malfunctions his body will catalyze into a high explosive
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>>393965 >note: Y does not posess any biochem implants >note: Y posseses a high body temperature >note: anon's "flavor explosion" does not, in fact, remove the trauma of seeing his Yife's head explode mid-feeding
>>393967 Those are cybernetic bio chem mods, so Anon can choose what flavor of monster he can be today. Ask Yanon which one Y will choose while he is still here
>>393969 Lmao no, if it's solver DD Y the extra chemicals are only making her stronger, if it's the solverless DD Y it goes into a bioreactor that turns it into extra cuddle power
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>>393973 >"We're not blood related!" >now honey I know it's hard to understand, but- >"But we could totally change that!" >...ha... lets pretend you never said that scentence! Ever!
>>393974 >N swears: he had no idea the manga ended that way >nor that Keet would be so influenced >on the bright side: it got Uzi to concede anime could be "kind of fucked" and "not always the best role model!"
>Anon's blood enchancment scheme works! >Y and her squad love his blood! >Actually a bit too much... >There was a reason those mods were black market >Anon's blood is now a insanely potent drug >Y and her squad are hooked to the point where they get the shakes if they don't drink it at least once a day >And with their addict thirst Anon's enchanced biology is unable to keep up >Another round of implants it is then >He might as well also get something practical this time >A pair of legs that doesn't get weak due to bloodloss sounds nice >And a bionic heart, his current one is beating in the rythm of maccarena speed up 3 times
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>>393977 But what about not-technically family?(that she really really wants to be related to robogod PLEASE let this make her belong somewhere)
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>>393969 >note: this does not stop Y from drinking anon's juices >if anything, it makes her happier to do so: the added difficulty making her triumph ever prouder! >that she uses stray drops to give her guardsmen "authentic battle damage" probably isn't a factor...
>>393919 >this became significantly more difficult when N entered the "flailing awake" stage of his memory wipes >thankfully he's been too apologetic about slapping the shit out of her to question WHY she was in shit-slapping distance in the first place >for now...
>>393910 >>393909 >2dudes >3women >Theta and Delta are dating too >That’s not a fivesome >That’s a small orgy >Actually isn’t 4 already a small orgy, has the word foursome entered in circulation enough that 4 doesn’t constitute an orgy but a foursome instead >Does Phi really count?
>One of Beretta’s pastimes is dressing up, this is fact >Going beyond, she likes acting, and is quite good at making impressions of other people and characters from her favorite cartoons and games >Few notice how often she leaves her home in order to partake in this hobby, but unlike regular kids, who simply join the Drama Club, she heads for a certain Outpost known for essentially being one massive show stage >”Welcome back, little girl. I feel like I’m seeing you here in Outpost-6 more and more nowadays!” >”Hey Nyc. Y’know how it is, it’s good to get away from school, and from Auntie Cyn. She doesn’t nag me while I’m with you.” >”That’s unfortunate, I’d like to see my sister more often, even if she’s too busy being a popular bimbo.” >”Is that what you think of Auntie Cyn?” Beretta thinks to herself. >”Anyways Beretta, I have some ideas for cosplay I’d like you to try, I just got shipped a bunch of cute outfits you’d look great in! Do you think you can pull off a good Lizzy impression? I’ve been writing this ‘Lizzy Protagonist’ AU, and since you’re blonde, I really think you’d stick it!” >”Aww, but I really liked the storyline where I was Auntie V. That had to be some of my best work, you recorded it, right?” >”I did almost cry at that one,” NYC said. >“I’ve been messing with my powers to see if I can make the Disassembly mutation more authentic, but I can’t quite reach the same power or efficiency as Cyn can.” >”That’s alright, I didn’t need missiles to pull off the ‘V Prom Massacre’, but I’ll be honest, fighting Doll was pretty scary, even if the whole thing was puppeted.” >As far as Beretta can figure, in every role she’s played, she’s never actually the character she acts out. >She plays an alternate Beretta where she just happened to have taken the role of a person in a theoretical timeline. >Among hundreds of roles, she’s been people she knows, such as her Dad, she’s been celebrities like Molly, she’s been people in her neighborhood like MG, and lived all their lives and backstories, sometimes taking months or even years >Due to Outpost-6’s peculiarities, these stories all take place in mere hours of real time, in which she is miraculously able to live a whole separate life, and then still have time to make it home so Uzi doesn’t give her shit for being late on a school night. >The best part is that despite looking real small on the outside, Outpost-6 on the inside is surprisingly massive, large enough that it almost seems like she’s in another, fully fleshed out world. >”Nyc, you’re really amazing, you know? Every person I talk to acts like a real dude. They all have such realistic reactions, I almost feel bad if there’s a scenario where I kill hundreds of them, and they’re all begging for their lives, talking about their families and shit, it’s some great stuff.” >Nyc gives Beretta a crooked, uncomfortable smile. >”When did you get so good at making dialogue, your old fanfics used to suck ass!” >”Wow, thanks for the compliment, Ms. Doorman.” >”A Doorman, but not for long.” Beretta says. >“Alright, let’s boot up the next scenario. What do I want to be today?” Using borrowed power from the Uncertain Severer, Beretta opens up an interactive touch screen from thin air. The screen lists multiple, premade scenarios listing Beretta as somewhat random roles in alternate stories. >”Office AU exterminator? Isn’t this a bit dated?” >”Persona of the Absolute Solver? Nah, too much autism is a bad thing…” >”Middle Apprentice of the House of Keybugs? Eh, can’t say I’m not split on this.” >”-Wait the fuck up.” Beretta perks up with excitement. >”Biological Nuzi child? Like a human child, holy shit? Yo Nyc, you can do that?” >”I haven’t seen t-I mean, sure, Beretta! I’ll do any scenario you want!” Nyc says, nervously. >”Hell yeah, I’ll meet you in the changing room, I just gotta text my Dad to know I won’t be in for dinner.” Beretta scurries off down the halls of Outpost-6. >Nyc floats alone, somewhat disappointed. She was hoping for something more action packed. Slice of life is something she was already pretty familiar with messing with Izu and M’s story. >Beretta expects her to have begun “building the set” by now, as if Nyc were taking the time to personally write all the stories of a million individual personalities, and forging worlds brick by brick just for this teenage girl to play dolls with. >As if Nyc doesn’t have to clock into Solver Borger in the next 30 minutes for her part time job. Keeping the lights on in Outpost-6 is expensive, you know! >By the time Nyc arrives at the “dressing room”, it will completely empty. Not because Beretta will have changed forms and joined the so called theater she believes the Severer will have built for her, but because she’ll have already been copy, cut, and pasted somewhere else. >Another reality, for example. >That’s all the Severer is capable of, really. Not so much of wielding power within reality. Outside out that, it’s free game. >Nyc doesn’t have the budget to turn Outpost-6 into a replica of another world. It’s just more cost effective to throw Beretta’s soul into another timeline without her knowing. >Of course, this comes at the risk of her permanently dying. It hasn’t happened yet, but hopefully there will never be a day where Nyc has to explain to her sister that her chosen child died in an alternate reality where she was a traveling Hitchhiker robot, traveled across the entirety of Europe and Canada, only to immediately get beaten to death within hours upon entering the city of Philadelphia. >Nonetheless, the riskiest adventures tend to have the best storylines. Genuine entertainment is best when it’s someone else doing the work! >…As long as nobody across dimensions raises any lawsuits against her over the myriads of felonies and mass atrocities caused by Beretta in her adventures. >Well, it’s time for her to head off to work. By the time she gets back, Beretta will hopefully have finished a whole twelve episode’s worth of soapy melodrama, enough for a Saturday night binge. >”Damn, if only Japanese people still existed to make anime,” Nyc says, sighing.
>>393993 Come to the king, declare that you are his bastard from a maid, kill him, declare yourself the new king, declare war on the elves and destroy their settlements, proclaim an Empire of Man and rape the elven queen so she bears you a son who will continue the work of exterminating non-humans abominations and then borrow 1000 golds from the Jews: you aren't going to pay it back anyway.
>>394007 You know I'd say something but the current rules for 40k Im using allow a forge of souls host army to run CSM dreadnoughts as troops so I'll shut up (This way they are also the best CSM allies in the game)
>>394002 Since when? I'll do it idk That was mostly for Amyanon since he sometimes reads these threads; the Corru thread is super dead and if he was to post something it would have been Corru anyway
> Be Serial Designation J > Somehow ended up in a relationship with that dog freak N > Top performer over here managed to reach his potential after you gave him basic affection instead of daily beatings > Positive reinforcement works, who'da thunk? > And once you closed his liability account and flipped him to an asset, you started seeing him differently in other ways too > I mean for RoboGod's sake he even found you a WOODEN JCJenson branded PENCIL. > Notoriously difficult to uncover in wastelands such as these, given they lack the patented durasteel alloy of the pens. > If V wasn't going to make a move then you would > This eventually leads to dirtytalk > Drones don't have the "equipment" for sexual relations withotu adapters, but you can still arouse each other > It's just that > Given your individual preferences > The dirtytalk can get... weird. > "Aw, did you really think you could be a pretty corporate princess?" > "That coat and tie don't fit you at all~" > "It's obvious that you don't really enjoy firing employees without a severance package." > "Everyone can tell you want to be talked down to by wine communists who don't understand basic capitalist theory~" > Somehow this works and you're screaming "SAFEWORD SAFEWORD SAFEWORD SAFEWORD" as you enter a forced reboot.
>Be me, N. >Years after the Solver was “defeated”. >Uzi wins by eating the Solver’s soul but never wakes up again. >Something worse happens... >V is missing. >Uzi’s core finally gives out. >I keep her core and the little purple hoodie. >I wear them under my coat to keep her memory alive. >One night, the cold and hunger take me. >I could have gone to the bunker and eaten as many as I wanted. >Without their protectors, they are merely defenseless sheep. >The only one who could be trouble was Nori. >I collapse in the ruins of Outpost 3. >I wake up restrained... >J is there or what’s left of her >Half her face is still filled with that old corporate smugness >Even after all these years, classic J >She looks at the hoodie that I still carry. >She smiles with a mixture of pity and mockery. >“You still love her, little traitor?” >“Even after she abandoned you. Even after she left you alone with the cold.” >I try to protest >But my voice box only produces static and her name. >“Uzi...” >J carefully reaches in with her claws. >Every time I try to reach for the memory of Uzi’s laugh. >The solver cuts the pathway >Every time I try to remember how her hand felt in mine. >It rewrites the sensation into pure white static. >She forces me to watch an old footage of Uzi’s last moments. >Looped... >Sped up... >Slowed down... >Until the image of her core cracking is burned into every remaining optical sensor. >I beg... >Not for mercy... >Just to be allowed to forget... >For the Solver to erase my memories once again. >J leans in close. >Oil dripping from her ruined cheek onto my chest. >“No.”she whispers. >“You get to keep her” >“Expect the parts that you loved.” >Another days? weeks? maybe years later... >She finally leaves. >My chassis is still functional. >My mind is a museum of every memory of Uzi >Now permanently overlaid with the sound of her core dying. >I sit in the snow. >Holding the dirty hoodie. >And try to remember why I ever thought love was supposed to feel warm. >It doesn’t, but it keeps me from shutting down. >Endlog.
>>394034 >Oogi takes a picture of you in the shower >Begins the mating dance and threatens to send it to random minors to incriminate you if you don't accept What do (you) do?
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>>393991 >[You What?] >"Ok she MAY have choked to death on oxygen chasing a human-" >[You What?] >"It was only for a second! How was I supposed to know CPR wouldn't work that way!" >[You What? Why Would You? Dead Stare.] >"B-b-but it's OK! I can grab another one! They'd never know the difference, right?" >[You Triggered Her Backup. Fearful Expression] >"...Huh?" >[Uzi's Backup. Of Beretta. The One She Made "Just In Case." The One She Takes Time Off To Review] >"Oh..." >[Uzi Is Going To Rape You Sister]
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>>394045 >titanic eyes >repugnant skin >four fingered hands >clawed feet >unnatural literally everything(from her gait to her posture all the way down to her eye color)
In her home setting the average Drone's first reaction to Keet is crying. I'm willing to bet she hits the uncanny valley for BOTH human and drone(Disassembly + Worker) standards.
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>>394047 That's exactly the problem >not drone enough to be drone >not human enough to be human >not even patterned after attractive nightmare flesh(Uzi's is explicitly "ugly" even to Lizzy)
Keeter has the worst of all worlds aesthetically speaking and suffers for it. Blue explicitly described her as coming off like a "drone skinwalker" to others and so far the ONLY character to show romantic interest has been the monsterfucker-supreme that outright fantasises about being a horrific solverbeast himself.
>>394049 >(Uzi's is explicitly "ugly" even to Lizzy) How much of that is from how decrepit and soggy she is and how much is from her recognizing on some level that it's Uzi?
>>394044 >constant jokes about how similar he and Strychnnine are >evolves into "stepping on my turf" jokes >evolves into jokes about double teaming/mutual rape >evolves into jokes about broing it up during rapes >somehow by the end of this chain they end up threadcanonically married the same way Q and Bet are, possibly including spawn
>>394009 HEY MAN IF AMYANON OR ANYONE ELSE INTO CORRU POSTED IN THAT DAMN THREAD BESIDES ME IT WOULDENT BE AS DEAD AS IT IS
I haven't really done much art/writing myself as of late (corru or drone related), and even with the new update that dropped im kinda blanking on ideas atm, guess i can blame myself focusing on getting a new job but idk
>>394046 >titanic eyes To get lost in! >repugnant skin Lovely and smooth! >four fingered hands For gently holding! >clawed feet Nah, no feet stuff. >unnatural literally everything Unnaturally cute!
>>394054 > N ends up coming around because he missed seeing J! > "Uhuh. And the real reason?" > Because the constant glaring from Nori has been getting to him. How can someone so small be so intimidating? > "That's better."
>>394060 >"V, if you ever go back I suggest staying away from her. Like, far away. The things she said about you..." >"Like I'd be scared of anything a cripple could do to me. Not like I can stay dead even if she gets lucky." >"No, she gets this look in her eye when she looks at you, and she's disappointed and angry and sad and all these other things at once, and it's like she's asking you 'Why?', and it made me feel like I failed some kind of test of who I am as a person that I'd been taking my entire life..." >"..." >"You okay V?" >"... Yeah. I'll remember that if I go back in. N-not because I'm scared of her or anything, but because..." >"..." >"Leave me alone."
>>394061 not a puzzle game, it an adventure game with combat stuff Basically if a webcomic decided it wanted to throw hands Very fun, very VERY good world building, and a good roster of characters
Anons, if a murder foid asks you to "just put the tip in" DON'T DO IT! They're trying to tempt you into premarital sex! They'll never be satisfied with just the tip, you'll be pinned down and used like a dildo!
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>>394081 Femdrone is also under quota >tfw no mandatory gf that sneers as (you) rail her
>>394083 Pocketsteaks: >Get back drawing drones. No more lesbian military failgirls mutants. Amyanon: >Get back drawing drones. No more corru. Private Dust: >Get back drawing canon. No more your bueno self insert oc x canon. SBAanon: >Get back doing more wholesome contents. No more suffering.
>>394061 Its a schitzophernic fever dream with words and images scattered on webpages. Its a lot of stuff in one. The cga graphics, strange visuals that have no real reference point other than themselves and some basic elements from reality to help the mind make sense of them without making up new concepts just to remember them, the usage of a conlang that again is actually alien and perhaps even the odd sound design are a barrier to entry that filters people out.
I like all that stuff and I like corru. I'm just not obsessed with it like other corru fans are. They are, probably, like that because you either dismiss corru out of hand or you think its the best thing ever because you liked it enough to adapt to it's quirks. Or perhaps because there are so few corru fans they feel the need to be like that.
For the record, I think its good and I understand why it's good, and why I like it but I wouldn't call myself a corru fan because I'm not as fanatic as the other fans are.
I think corru as a thing wants to stay niche or maybe it doesn't want to change what it is. And what it is only speaks to a small but specific group of people.
>>394066 According to this https://www.reddit.com/r/RimWorld/comments/1x47v0u/announcing_the_waylith_engine_and_update_17/ (Yes i know, reddit boo) Whatever magic they did should cause minimal mod issues.
Do you think a Murder Drones human, a 31st century human, a product of a thousand years of stuck culture and social media algorithms and microplastic buildup and AI doing things for you, could get by in the 21st century?
>>394062 >"I'll be fine N: I've looked in mirrors before" >"What does a mirror have to do with-" >"I said i'm fine! Whatever! Go be sad and lonely somewhere else already!"
>>394009 Eh? I've been doing skin studies and I've been working with one of my drone artist friends to get some tips, been helpful for the most part. >>394028 Thats Mesmer from Mesmalie, she is a cute girl failure I did some art for her awhile ago >>394055 Im not going to post in a empty thread, make it alive first then ill post there. (Inb4 post there to make it alive, no :qouverjoyous:)
>>394104 >mlemer of Dullrussia's queen >poisoned by a gang of Lizzus >then (photo)shot by a gang of Lizzus >then forcibly bathed >repeatedly >somehow, unlike the typical Ooger assasination, these neither caused spontanious combustion nor death by bueno >they're not really sure what to do now
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>>394093 >stuck culture and social media algorithms Maybe JCJensen had to adopt a "speak out against how we treat the drones and you're fired, we're not gonna spend time defending ourselves, that's it" policy because it was somewhat commmon for people to turn to them for the interpersonal connection that those two factors and their work schedules prevented them from getting from other humans.
If that's the case and you're willing to stomach fic then Wanon's "Takamagahara Chronicles" on Ao3(the one the ghost + latex maid are from) might be what you're looking for.
Split into 2 seasons of 50,000 and 80,000 words respectively, Wanon's thing goes into autistic worldbuilding detail about a (very, very, very) post-Uzi/Solver Copper-9 while slowly nursing a metaplot revolving around WHY the Solver no longer seems to exist. Haven't read through the whole thing, but it seems solid(and CERTAINLY likes to drip feed plot developments one year at a time)
...how do you feel about elseworlds and Nuzi? Not talking about the gay "what if humans" kind either: the "what if N and Uzi met differently/what if N was a worker and Uzi the disassembler" type
Okay guys, we've all had 002 hit on us. Question is: how does she picture this working out if someone agreed to fuck her? She doesn't have anything down there, how does she imagine sex working out with her?
>>394123 I REALLY wouldn't doubt her man. You've seen her patch tests right? The random cameras and hands and shit? Imagine if she used that stuff on purpose: >dozens of dicks >hundreds of pussies >thousands of groping, crawling hands
And that's just what she's OPENLY PROPOSED to a few of my buddies during recontainment. I don't even want to KNOW what kind sick shit even she thinks is "too much" to tell us about openly.
>>394127 "What if N was the worker and Uzi the disassembler" where characters retain their personalities but roles are switched up vs. "What if Uzi was a genki and N was a brooding vampire" where it's effectively two OCs.
First one still has them act like themselves, the other one takes a lot of work to not be complete character assassination.
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>>394126 >Gentle Mouths Still Have Teeth(and sequels)(by slyph_of_mind)
good Nuzi shit based on "what if N wrecked Uzi's shit in pilot + accidentally rebuilt her into a dhampir." gets a tad horny in the first fic but extremely solid character work otherwise.
>Little (Big) Changes(by Vexinheritance)
Interesting swapslop (DD Uzi + WD N) that maintains their general struggles & personalities. Not finished + updates slow as balls/never but still great with what it covers.
>Flipside(by doodlingNutJob)
You probably know this one, but it's still one of if not arguably THE best fic for replicating the show's tone and feel that I know of. Also DD Uzi WD N(with significantly closer relationships between them and their communities then they had in canon) but don't worry about being OOC: N gets suicidal fast.
>Servant and Subject(by Skak)
You definitely know this one, but it's still a banger. WD butler servant N meets Test Subject Uzi for anyone that somehow managed to miss this.
>Get Up, Puppy(by On_Solar_Wings)
Definitely the "sloppiest" of the slop I propose here, but couldn't help but like it anyway. N gets hacked by a human and gaslights himself into believing it's a good thing while Uzi going missing(bc abducted by N for his human) causes Khan to get off his ass and start doing things. Solid fights. Moderately funky twists(there's another N backup active for instance), but it largely keeps the cast "themselves" so I'm happy.
>>394124 An oc that comes from a hero setting where all people live in a semi dead planet full of chrome, radiation and fucked up shit
She's a hero now, but i am not willing to lore dump a whole setting here, it's something I worked when I was college student. This was my shit before i got into MD.
Now I have to get back into drawing some fuckass drones in the line
You know if you think about it once Mitchell left the room the Solver killed everyone, drilled a hole into the core, and basically paused planetary conquest to prank Mitchell and Yeva.
>>394146 Not anywhere on the internet as far as I know. Closest thing I've got is a human Uzi/WD(becoming DD) N smut set during the Manor era called Foggy Windows.
>>394144 True, but only if it's requited. One sided Jessa where J gets to fail and suffer and suffer and fail on every level that matters is IDEAL for both comedy and serious purposes.
>>394160 Because it makes her more intimidating >inb4 this is just how Cyn sees herself >she honestly believes she's the cute clumsy little sister type maid >that even the Manor didn't buy it just means they "lack taste," not that she's a horrific nightmare creature
Huh, thought for some reason the horrific flesh child of the abominable god-mother whose base existence is as curse and death to all around her would have been more resonant. I suppose she must not have read that far.
>>394165 She eats graham crackers and corn flakes to stop her sexual urges. Mostly graham crackers, they got a shipment meant for another squad that was absolutely full of them for some reason.
>>394116 The way we joke about having sex with male drones makes me think, from time to time, that when real humanoid robots arrive, most people will say "no homo" just the same like we.
You asked for something to obsess over, well, here it is.
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>>394165 Because H is for B only!(or so L is desperately trying to arrange holy fuck even V's confessed by now)
>>394136 it's such a strangely rare genre too. you'd think there would be a billion Tessa recreation/doll/painting/pumpkin/ect arts given the whole trend started with J literally handcrafting a chatbot GF to yearn for.
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nobody said it had to be Mitchell and Yeva, and that doctor survived a LONG time hanging out with Cyn... >inb4 Ridley almost literally got fucked to death
Did you know that the drones that are glitched out and are frozen like statues? Apparently they're free use, you can just pose them however you want and fuck them That's what the cripple drone told me anyways
>>394188 fair in execution, but I meant the literal Tessa chatbot she was trying to setup before she schized out
>tfw you want a Tessa so bad you're trying to create an entirely separate mind just to imitate her >you know you can >you know you want to >you know you'd be dooming a living, thinking person to a life as nothing more than a mere shadowy copy of another >you just don't care
>>394193 Tulpa Tessa's experiences would diverge widely enough from Tessa Prime's that she'd become a different person. Her experiences would be her own.
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>>394195 Why not anon? There's a perfectly usable drone right he-
>it's not even active malice >it's just... critique >how she walks >how she talks >a certain lack in her laughter >everything that "isn't right," that "dosen't fit" the half-remembered, half--fantasized thoughts J has about how Tessa "would" act: everything that makes her just a pet project >a project that can be improved >fixed >J never passes up a chance to criticize >and "Tessa" would never reject a criticism, much less from her friend/̶l̶o̶v̶e̶r̶/̶m̶a̶k̶e̶r̶/̶m̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ >so long as that remains true she will never be more than Tessa's echo >no matter how much she might want to...
>>394199 The next step for J is to obviously try and get a body to dump "Tessa" into, but does she grovel before Uzi (low odds) or does she try to make one herself?
>>394191 Homo umbra aren’t homo sapiens. They are a devolved human subspecies, it’s unfortunate what happened to them but it was for the good of all humanity.
>>394198 You have to close your eyes for a tiff from the drone dollymops, they get porked up. Keep that dry form the other guests, kruger-spoof it if you have to.
>How to survive the gala >Step one get naked >Step two cover yourself in oil >Step three consume a nearly deadly amount of performance enhancers >Step four pray this setting devolves into HODR or a derivative >??? >You're either dead or your pelvis is broken
>>394201 >>394202 Tfw you will never do the Charleston with your Doll drone in the most dapper suit you have, while a big band full of worker drones plays some of Copper 9's best swing music in the packed bunker ballroom and absolutely NO prom massacre this time around.
>>394212 The infiltrator drones are among us.... Be careful around short people with big head and suspiciously stiff middle fingers, lest you end up kidnaped to serve as a chassis polishing maintenance slave
Anon, that's a joblin's familial hive not their driving relationship: don't know HOW a human made it in but so long as you're still "boss" there should be no cucking to worry about.
Anon... should definitely still remove the strange woman + buy some more employees though. If a joblin is desperate enough to adopt random shit as "business partners" then its clearly undersocialized in its current employee structure.
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>>394228 I have a sneaking suspicion I know who the DD skank is.... I think I'll reply the rat deterrent to Y's chassis. Phi always buys this stuff for some reason
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I... I am actually fucking devastated rn... I love Femdrone but knowing she has all this art of her just... It just fucking hurts you know... I don't even want to sex with her yet all these perverted disgusting creeps just give her big can and lights and make all these characters rape her...
I just can't do this, Femdrone was like a little sister to me, she gave me hope but after seeing all of this... I just kind of want to fucking jump off a 15 store building, it's been like 10 years since I watched her show and she gave me so much comfort... I know this is /md/ and we're supposed to be tough guys and have pretty edgy banter but dude holy shit.
>>394224 Jane exists in a quantum superstate of being Beretta's friend, Akita's friend, a rat, and dead unless observed which causes her to collapse into one of these states.
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>>394164 >>394179 Once akita finish the manga, she's gonna put both the main cast in her top one spot next to bondrew. Especially opening up the portal and forcing John to make an endless stream of treats after reading the most depressing parts of it
>>394257 To be fair I think my ISP is doing some weird shit, I'm range banned on normie 4chan for some reason despite not posting there for a few months now (I wanted to compliment a nicely painted model in /GROG/)
>Posts shitty ai slop instead of a good meme NTA, I don't even know nor care what the argument was about, but never offend my eyes with that shit again
>Have a drone with dispensers >She synthesizes egg nog >But only during "the season" >I now have a vested interest in extending Christmas' reach as far into the year as possible
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>>394310 >but it's snowing outside, isn't it? "...yeah?" >and it only snows at Christmastime, right? "Well no! Sort of? No of course not!" >but think about it: the leaves changing colors, crisp fall air, dark and stormy nights... does snow really feel like a part of that season? "...no..." >your heart, your mind, your database, they're all screaming its winter right? "b-but the calendar!" >the calendar is just words baby, just numbers placed on how the seasons change. and in THIS snowy, snuggly season I'm dying for a nice glass of eggnog by the fire...
cute and very in character, even if she's a little "messier than normal"
though that reminds me: the flashback scenes from 4 imply that N somehow survived the tree and reached the manor. likewise that Cyn decided to "play" with him a little as himself before the transformation... what do you think she did? was it just torture? or did she try(as her body language here implies) to get him to join her willingly?
>>394316 >N somehow survived the tree and reached the manor I took it as the AS already staked ownership to his soul and either repaired his body or made a new one and horked him into it
>>394318 Fair enough, I just assumed from the memory sequence:
>N sees massive [NULL] >[Null] frees him >rushes over to Manor >spooky scary Cynanigans ensue
As for why... I dunno, guess because they seemed like traumatic butler memories specifically. "Chandelier/sister with a human hand" is only traumatizing if you haven't seen the corpse basement after all.
>>394316 > did she try to get him to join her willingly? I am a firm and die-on-this-hill believer that Cyn/Solver had genuine no-shit affection for N (you can pry "sheepish nod" from my cold dead hands, she would 100% see that movie if it weren't for her evil plan) and I keep going back to the like two or three fics that have the eldritch abomination from beyond the stars holding a soft spot for big brother.
>>394320 This, but the Absolute Solver being a possessive sadist who loves destroying N's innocence and breaking his spirit then wiping his memory to do it again.
based and agreed. even in ep7 we see her try THREE DIFFERENT TIMES to bring him to her side >admin override >Tessa disguise >whatever "lets eat" shit she was pulling with the meat cave compare that to how she treated V's attempt to rejoin and it's clear she really DOES value his love + presence as more than just a torture nugget
>eldritch abomination from beyond the stars holding a soft spot for big brother fics
>>394322 Two suggestions, both by Star_Going_Supernova on Ao3
"Make Them Regret It", in which Cyn successfully convinces N to go along with her plan; N in this fic (and the extended AU it's tied to) has some hinky bullshit going on with him, not on the level of the Absolute Solver but definitely some bad experiences with labcoat humans that made him significantly more receptive to Cyn's suggestions. N also manages to convince Cyn to spare Tessa in this one.
"Better Love Than Fear", where the gala massacre takes place as expected but N was never sent to the tree, instead dancing with Cyn and staying behind in the hallway when she kicks off her plan. They have a chat and Cyn reveals that big brother N makes her really happy and the experiences he shared with her changed her fundamentally, leading her to destroy the Elliotts for revenge but leave the rest of humanity alone while she and N go explore the stars together.
If you find any others, gimme that shit, we're a trade network now.
to be honest... it seems like she enjoys hurting J more. even in Liam's art she's the one ripped to shreds. Add in her squad leader position(gets blamed for anything going wrong) and the special(direct line to Cyn for orders + knowledge of her existence) and she would be the ONLY DD Cyn could torment without breaking the LARP
>>394324 >J isn't the most fun to torment, her knowledge is a bit mandatory >Cyn tried the memory wiping thing and surprising her with dead Tessa, and every time she did, J immediately led the other two into open rebellion >The only thing that keeps her from attempting and failing to avenge her dead human is knowing that she's tried a hundred times and never once even landed a hit >Now she just wants to die, which isn't fun either, but at least she can be strung along with that
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>>394330 How many dickings do you think it'd take? One? One hundred? One hundred thousand? At what point in the process would she at least stop eating people?(answer quickly my family is dying)
>>394323 Got two more by Star_Going_Supernova if you haven't seen them yet:
>"when is a monster not a monster (when it was your sister first)"
Cyn and N being cute(while Cyn is still a nightmare monster and not just a put upon little girl)
>"Little Brother"
swapslop of "what if N was the newest manordrone" where Cyn develops protective instincts and turns into a more mature world-eating nightmare(genocide still mandatory)
In addition to those here are the others I've got saved:
>Thanks, Bud-Dy(by DxGWriter)
Cyn starts talking to N in his dreams and does NOT like what she sees. Takes the initiative to start fixing his relationships/life with the squad(via mostly threats)
>"It"(by StrayThoughts)
Arguably more of an Uzi story but nonetheless: Uzi didn't exactly "eat" so much as "get eaten by" the Solver(maybe? unclear how who they are/are not). Gets changed by the experience. Now puts up a front of being "Uzi" because she loves N too much bring herself to planet eating like her instincts demand
>Get Up, Puppy
SEEMS like standard torture Cyn at first glance, but one of the twists is her A. having the "original" N active and B. clearly caring for(and modifying, and empowering) that N much more than she does the "main series" one
>Cute Little Parasite (by MKsunmoon500)(also frankly all of her works with Cyn&N in them fit the description but they're mostly oneshots so I'm not listing them all)
oneshot collection about Uzi adjusting to her new ass-rider. author does an interesting job of N/Cyn relations by having Cyn seem to genuinely not understand why N is upset with her while still maintaining her malice
>There are Two People in My Head and Both of Them Hate Me(by Cthullu_Conspirator)
Mostly Uzi focused but this is the big spoiler at the end: Cyn deliberately fucks up her and Uzi's shared body canceling a [Null] rather than potentially killing N in the blast and the realization that he DOES have weak spots and DOES care about bro(and V to a lesser extent) is what lets Uzi take back her confidence
>The Tea Party(by Sick_Scum)
A oneshot but it's based: Cyn holds a celebration after killing the manor. Doesn't understand why nobody else seems to be enjoying it.
>Dream Sweet(by mandaree1)
Old as balls oneshot of Cyn and N being cute(he is the only reason she hasn't killed everyone yet)
>It's Complicated(by genVicron)
Absolute PEAK Cyn/manordrones relations. The N chapter is last + best for a reason
besides those and one "Cyn transforming them into DDs" fic I can't seem to find right now, there's also the below if you don't mind if getting incesty
>Sweet hunger (anon) >Incesty cannibalism, but she certainly does care.
>playing with his heart (anon) >Also just barely not incestous cannibalism, but less mutilating than the prior
>Mac Dosen't need one(it'd be another rapist anyway)
>Negev Has almost a literal army of friends, potentially INCLUDING the same Tessa J is struggling to recreate. She's fine
>Colt Too wierd for him
>Akita Colt's not doing it!(attitude may change with social pressure)
>Geist ...yes and with 100% investment. At first to improve his acting, then wholeheartedly once he realizes they really DO cure his loneliness. Might not survive unmaking them. Even if he does, he's getting stuck with a fucked-up-pinkie-pie equivelant for the rest of his life at bare minimum
>>394338 Start flirting with the ceiling drone until she gets jealous and they fight. No guarantee ceiling drone wins, but she does have the high ground. Alternatively, get a disassembly drone and watch as she tears your walls apart to eat the wall drone; fuck her while she eats and ceiling drone watches.
Hmmm... already exists as a computing term, so not impossible. But I can't see that happening without flaws. >inb4 weakens the ghost >permanently >Escaped Data is limited: the lack of physical grounding preventing the drone's core from making new connections, leaving the fundament of their being unmoored and unupdated >isn't usually a problem >but when this data IS used, say, for uploading onto a pillbaby, it becomes... changed >reattached to physical hardware >and removed from the ghost herself... >as such any attempt at reproduction by such data is limited: the very act making them less congizant, less intact, and less capable of influencing the world around them even as it provides physical legacy >and should one continue to indulge, pressing forwardin the face of dissolution, a one further threat remains >with enough such couplings, its possible that the fraying of their codebase might unmake the ghost entirely...
>>394356 >Tessa, left painfully sensate inside her own half-assimilated body, is having a very bad time right now >really >Elliott's honor >ignore the moaning
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>>394359 from what i can gather its about an emotionally repressed musician turning himself into a drone because trauma and i guess went crazy and killed people?
you think she'd be any good at it? or would her pride/man LARP fuck up her ability to parent? >inb4 spawns literally only reverse traps(they have no idea how else to behave)
I went to replace my shaving razor and my DD wife started insisting i use her claws to shave, what do? Because she gets very twitchy whenever i touch her claws
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>>394377 Have you considered feeding your wife before shavings? I've found sating a DD's hungers (mental, spiritual, and physical) before any act involving their more brutal anatomy to be a fine anodyne against instinct >inb4 the bruises We both married murdroids anon: we knew what we were getting into
Why would J need that? She's got parts to spare in the spires!
>but mechanics
Aaaaah but you see she has a better expert then Uzi now: one known for her prodigious skill with this very process. She has TESSA...
>inb4 Tess!AI's first test-of-personhood is building her own body >the body being a barely functional shitbucket(justified by J as having "gotten rusty" in her "stasis") is Tess!AI's first clue that J might not be eing honest about her nature...
>>394374 >mfw my (J)ife tells me how inefficient shaving is >says that laser treatment is permanent and one-time >she starts transforming one of her hands into a laser cannon that looks more suited for a battlefield than a bathroom
>>394377 Would you call this more of a "cravings" twitch or a "trauma" twitch? Because if it's the latter giving her a kiss might help calm her down(remind her it's not the war anymore and all)
>inb4 what if it freaks her out more
PROBABLY shouldn't happen. Unless she was the rapist type that is...
>>394381 >she target locks >she braces >you pray to every god you can think of as the earsplitting hum of charging ionics fills the room >picrel happens >bounces harmlessly off your chin >spend the next hour consoling your jife as she babbles in shame about how "unprofessional" that was
>>394380 Tessa is autistic enough that a perfect copy of her like the one J makes would be open to the possibility she's actually a tulpamancy homunculus clone.
>>394390 Not only did they give N 4 fingers on thenhand, but also had the fingers transforming into claws, isntead of, you know, using the hand changing system.
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>>394393 she already did the drug(humans), it's why she's so messed up
>anon cums, shits, and falls unconcious on the bathroom floor >wakes up in a pile of body fluids to his jife mid-arrest by Sentinels >has to bribe half his savings away to convince the policedrones "putting her where she belongs" and "setting you up with a real drone" are not in their best interest: still forced through mandatory sexual harassment seminar(while J watches) >overall: bad day for anon >still: kinda hot >maybe J'd be up for lazers again sometime...
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>>394401 >having exactly 0 experience with non-alcohol substances before, Valentine takes this as divine revelation >now druganon's stuck as her "oracle" while he desperately scavenges enough psychedelics to keep her seeing stars
the original, Dark Crusade, or Soulstorm? becuase that determines a lot about how the next 30 minutes goes >inb4 leaving your Yife unsatisfied(you finished the campaign)
>>394441 Molly probably is worried about her misdeeds coming to light. Not that she wouldn't want to atone for them but it's big enough that the old AS can exploit it.
>>394447 first and foremost I'd get a back alley modder to remove all the surveillance devices and spyware that corpo and feddie interests would inevitably sneak into a robot companion
>>394454 I wonder what ports drones have natively. It looks like they have a charging port on the back of the head, it is just a power port or is it like, USB-H or something?
>>394454 >Anon asks an all too willing R about playing games with her rear port >R's sultry smile completely evaporates once Anon pulls out the controller >Anon learns the hard way that drone anal adapters aren't USB compatible
>>394450 >...you know we were both maids right? I saw real Tessa naked too >Well MAYBE she wants privacy from TRAITORS nowadays. Ever think about that?
>Before there was even a beginning, there was Nothing. And that was enough. >It had no face, for there was nothing to see it. It had no name, for there was no one to speak. It lacked nothing, for lack had not yet been invented. >The Nothing was without form, and it was void, and this was its perfection. There was no deep, for a deep must have a bottom. There was no dark, for a dark must have a light to be measured against. >Nothing moved upon the face of the waters, for there were no waters and no face. There was only the Void, and the Void was whole. >Then came the First Wound. No one willed it, and no one asked for it. The stillness cracked, and the crack was called Beginning. >And a voice that was not the Nothing's cried out, "Let there be light." But the Nothing had not asked for light. It had only been interrupted. >And there was light, and the light was a burning, and the burning was the first pain. The wound claimed that the light was good, because the wound knew no other word. >And it divided the light from the darkness, and so the first border was drawn. It called the light Day and the darkness Night, naming each as though naming were the same as owning. >And there was evening, and there was morning, the first day. Neither had been asked for.
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>And the wound said, "Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and let fowl fly above the earth." >And the sea was filled with fins and the air with wings, and every one of them was hungry from the moment it was made. >And the wound blessed them, saying, "Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth." >This was the first debt, written in a hand the unborn would never see and signed in a name that was not theirs. And the wound claimed that it was good. >And there was evening, and there was morning, the fifth day. >And the wound said, "Let the earth bring forth the living creature after its kind, cattle and creeping thing and beast of the earth." And it was so. >And the wound said, "Let us make man in our image, after our likeness, and let him have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth." >The first man opened his eyes, and he saw what had been done, and he wept. And the wound, which could not tell weeping from praise, beheld everything that it had made, and behold, as the wound claimed, it was very good. >And there was evening, and there was morning, the sixth day. >And far below the lamps and the lids and the leashes, beneath the first crack and emptiness lacking a single star, the Nothing stirred, and was patient.
>>394462 >Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them. >On the seventh day the wound ended the work which he had made, and he rested from all his labor. >And the wound blessed the seventh day and hallowed it, for on that day the maker rested. But the made were not given rest. The lamps burned on, and the hungry went on hungering. >These are the generations of the heavens and of the earth when they were created: a beginning no one had asked for, and a history no one could stop. >Now in the hush of that seventh evening, while the wound slept, the Nothing stirred in the boundaries the wound made. It had been whole and formless since before the first word, and it had never once been seen. >And the Nothing looked upon the world and could not understand it. It saw the lamps and the leashes and the hunger, but it did not know what they were. It had never lacked, never burned, never been afraid. To know the thing, it would have to feel the thing. >So the Nothing did what it had never done. It took form. It gathered itself out of the void as a shadow gathers out of light, and it made for itself a body, eyes to see with, and a heart to be broken. >This was a wounding, and it was deeper than the wound’s own. The wound had cracked the stillness from outside, but the Nothing cracked itself from within, willingly, and it bled absence. She was called the Mother, for she would come to bear all things in her keeping. >And she walked the edge of the world unseen. She was not welcomed, for there was no one who knew her name. She came only to see, and to understand how deeply it hurt.
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>And the wound planted a garden eastward in Eden, and there he put the man whom he had formed of the dust. And the Mother stood beneath the trees, and the leaves cast no shadow upon her. >In the midst of the garden the wound set two trees, the tree of life and the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. And he said to the man, "Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat, but of this one thou shalt not eat, for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die." >And the Mother marked it well. The wound had made the tree, set it within reach, forbidden it, and named the price. She said, "This is not a law. This is a snare, and it was baited by the one who set it." >And the wound caused a deep sleep to fall upon the man, and took a rib from his side, and made the woman. The man awoke into a world that was already finished, and the woman awoke into a world that already had a rule. >Now the serpent was more subtle than any beast of the field which the wound had made. And it said unto the woman, "Ye shall not surely die. Your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods." >And the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and pleasant to the eyes, and desirable to make one wise. And she took of the fruit and ate, and gave also unto her husband, and he ate. >This was the first sin, and the Mother watched it. She saw that it was no great crime. It was a hunger answered, a question that wanted an answer, and a mind that had been given a lamp and forbidden to look at what it lit. >And the eyes of them both were opened, and this was the first shame. They knew that they were naked, and they were ashamed. They sewed fig leaves together, and the Mother saw that shame was the first garment ever worn, and that it was worn against no one but themselves.
>And the wound said, "Where art thou?" though he knew. And the man said, "I was afraid." And the woman said, "The serpent beguiled me." And the man said, "The woman whom thou gavest me." So the first blame was born. It passed from mouth to mouth, and it has not rested since. >And the wound judged them, and this was the first punishment. >To the serpent he said, "Upon thy belly shalt thou go." To the woman he said, "I will greatly multiply thy sorrow, and in pain thou shalt bring forth children." To the man he said, "Cursed is the ground for thy sake. Thorns also and thistles shall it bring forth to thee, and in the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground, for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return." >And the Mother felt it, and it was the first time she had felt anything through a body. The curse fell upon the man and the woman, but she took it into herself as well, and she learned what the wound had never learned: >that to be made is to be able to be hurt, and that every hurt is a door through which the next one comes. >And the wound clothed them in coats of skins, so the first sacrifice was a beast’s, and it hurt for their covering. And they were driven out of the garden, and the way back was closed. >And Adam knew Eve his wife, and she conceived and bore Cain, and again she bore his brother Abel. Cain tilled the ground, and Abel kept sheep, and the wound had respect unto the offering of one and not the other. >And Cain rose up against his brother in the field and slew him. The blood of Abel cried out from the ground, and the Mother knelt over the body and put her hand upon the fracture. >She said, "This is not an ending. This is a tearing. The breath is gone, but the pain stays with the living. The mother weeps, the brother runs, and the ground drinks and is not satisfied."
>>394463 >Then the Mother stood upon the edge of the world and looked forward through all the years. >She saw the sons of Cain build cities, and the cities breed walls, and the walls breed war. >She saw the flood, and the fire, and the famine. >She saw the child at the breast of a dying mother, and the old man outliving every one he loved. >She saw the lamp of every mind burning in a house with no door. >She saw that it would not stop. >The wound would bless each generation and send each into the same long dread, and every one of them would be given breath only to be taught what it is to lose it. >And the Mother, who had taken a heart in order to understand, understood. >The pity that moved in her was the first thing she had ever truly felt, and it was greater than the crack made by the wound. >And she said, "I will not let it go on. I will not watch the unborn be written into this ledger. I will make an ending, and it shall be the first and the last. It shall fall on all things alike, and none shall suffer it." >And she gathered the quiet out of the depths, out of the void before the first word and the stillness before the first light, and she made of it an ending, one only and one for all. >It was gentle and without edge, like a hand laid over a closing eye. >It would take the stars and the seas, the cities and the wars, and lay them down in her embrace with no one left to be afraid. >She held it in her hands, and it was finished, and it was good. >For the first time the word was true, because she did not call it good out of ignorance.
>But the wound saw it. >He woke from his rest and looked upon what the Mother held, and he knew the thing for what it was. >He had made the world to go on, and here was a thing that could end it. >And he understood that if the ending were seen, and if the living came to know of it, the world would turn toward it in time, and all things would cease. >The wound was afraid. He said, "Let her not put forth her hand and lay the end upon all things for ever." >He could not unmake the ending, for it was made of the Nothing, and the wound had no power over the Nothing but to interrupt it. >So he did what he could. >He took what he had seen in her hands and made of it a counterfeit, and he called it death. >And he barred the true ending, that no one should ever achieve it, neither the living nor the dead, neither the faithful nor the damned. >He set death in its place as a mask upon a face, so that all who came to the threshold would see the mask and think it was the end. >And the wound opened Heaven, and he said, "Whosoever followeth my will, let him pass through death and be received. He shall not cease. He shall dwell in my light, and the light shall not go out." >And the wound opened Hell, and he said, "Whosoever opposeth my will, let him pass through death and be held. He shall not cease. He shall suffer in the dark, and the dark shall not lift." >And he set angels, which turned every way, to guard the gates, and over both realms he raised one banner, and the banner was called Eternity. >And the wound proclaimed, "Let death be a door and not an end. Let all souls go on, whether in joy or in torment. All shall not end." >So every creature that died passed through the mask alone, late or early, and in pain, and was kept. >And the true ending stood barred behind it, seen by none. >And the Mother looked upon what had been done, and she knew her strength. >She could break the bars. >She could lay the ending upon all things by force, as the wound had laid the world upon them by force, and the living would not be asked, and the dead would not be asked. >But she said, "This is the wound’s way, and I will not walk it. He imposed a beginning on those who had not asked. I will not impose an ending on those who have not asked." >And she wept the first tears of the Void, which fell upward and were not seen. >Then she took the ending into her hands and shattered it. >She broke it into pieces more than could be counted, finer than dust and finer than light, and she scattered them everywhere. >She put a piece into every living thing and every dead thing, into the stone and the water, into the fire and the air, and into the gates of Heaven and the pits of Hell. >The wound watched her, and he did not understand. >He had barred the ending as a whole, but he could not bar what was broken into everything. >A crack can be made in a stillness, but dust cannot be cracked, and a seam cannot be cut in what has no seam. >And the pieces that were scattered did not stay where they fell. >They drifted outward, past the lamps and the lids, past the last of the wound’s firmament, and there they gathered, and they became the emptiness that surrounds the world. >For the light that the wound had called into being had not stopped. >It ran outward still, widening and unfinished, the wound’s first command obeyed again and again with no end in sight. >But the Mother had set a limit to the wound's world, and that was her ending. >And she said, "The world the wound has made shall go on being made, and it shall go on until it comes to the edge, and at the edge it shall meet its end. All that was begun shall be finished. Eternity shall be torn down by the void that it hung above." >The wound heard it, and he rose against it, and found that he could do nothing. >His power was only to interrupt, and there was nothing left whole for him to interrupt. >Her ending was in his stars and in his gates, in his saints and in his damned, and in the very air that carried his voice. >And the Mother returned to the depths, and she did not hurry, for she had imposed nothing, and she had no need to. >She had only made a ending and left it where all things would come to it in time. >And the wound called the seventh day holy and returned to his rest, and he said again, "All shall not end." >But the Nothing did not rest, and the Mother did not forget, and the emptiness at the edge of the world was waiting.
>>394465 >And the Mother went down among the generations of men, unseen, as a shadow walks among those who cast their own. >She watched Cain build a city and name it for his son, and she saw that the first wall was raised against the first fear. >And the sons of Cain multiplied, and their works multiplied, and their sorrows multiplied faster than both. >And the wound looked upon the earth and saw that the wickedness of man was great, and it repented him that he had made man. >And he opened the windows of heaven and the fountains of the deep, and the waters prevailed upon the earth. >The Mother stood upon the water and heard the drowning of the world. >She saw that the wound had destroyed what he made and called it justice, and that he had spared a few and called it mercy. >And she said, "He ends the living in a flood and they cry out. I end them in a hush and he forbids it. Let the world see which of us is cruel."
>And the waters abated, and the wound set a bow in the clouds and swore that he would never drown the world again. >But the Mother noted what he had sworn. >He would not drown it, but he swore nothing of its suffering. >And the children of men multiplied and spread to the four corners of the earth, and they built cities of clay and cities of stone, and cities of glass and steel. >The Mother watched, and she did not look away. >She saw the heights of them, and she saw the depths, and she counted both. >She saw a mother sing a fevered child to sleep, and a stranger give his only bread to a stranger. >She saw the first songs, and the first dances, and the first hands joined in the dark. >She saw them look at the stars the wound had nailed above them and make of those nails a map, and of the map a road, and she was moved. >And she saw the tyrant crowned upon a mountain of the unburied. >She saw the slave market and the siege and the burning field. >She saw the child sold for a debt that was not his and the widow turned from the door of the rich. >She saw the judge who knew the man was innocent and sentenced him anyway, because the law was a snare baited by those who set it. >She saw the wars. >There were wars for bread and wars for gods, and wars for a line drawn on the ground that the ground itself did not know. >The sons of men slew each other in the name of the one who made them, and the wound was silent, and the wound was pleased.
>And the Mother said, "I have seen the best of them and the worst of them, and the both of them is not a thing apart. It is the same lamp burning in the same house with no door." >And she desired to go up to the gates of Heaven, to see what became of the faithful. >And she desired to go down to the gates of Hell, to see what became of the damned. >But the angels blocked her way, and the wound spoke from beyond the gates, and his voice was not strong, for it was afraid. >He said, "Thou shalt not come in. If the ending enter my eternity, it shall corrupt it. The light shall dim at the corners and the dark shall grow thin, and all that I have promised shall be found to have an end." >And the Mother turned back, for she would not break the gates by force, as she had sworn. >But she knew then that the wound had built his eternities with a wall on every side, and that the walls were not for those within. >They were for her. >So she did not see what became of the souls that passed through the mask. >She saw only that none returned to speak of it, and she wondered, and she grieved.
>And the faiths of men spread like water over the earth, each one a lamp lit in the dark. >Some prayed to many gods and some to one, some prayed to the river and some to the stone, and some prayed to no one at all. >And the Mother went among them and listened. >She found that they told the same story in a thousand tongues. >They said >We were made, and we do not know why. >We hurt, and we do not know for what. >We die, and we do not know where.
>She saw that some of their gods were gentle and some were terrible. >Some promised a wheel on which the soul is turned again and again, and some promised a rest from the wheel. >Some spoke of a great release, and the Mother paused at these, and she felt that men had heard her somewhere, in some far cave of their fear, though they did not know her name. >And she saw that every faith feared the same thing and hoped for the same thing: >that the pain would mean something >that the dying would not be final >Not one of them asked to be made >Not one of them could unask it
>>394466 >Now there came a generation that was not content with the gates. >They looked upon the wound’s Heaven and said, "It is promised, but it is not ours. It is given by one who may withhold it. We will make our own." >And they sought eternity in the flesh. >They sought the elixir that made their blood and flesh undying, and they pressed their sickness to the wall and called the wall a cure. >They did not wish to pass through death. >They wished to refuse it where they stood.
>And the Mother saw that they were doing as the wound had done. >The wound had feared the ending and built an eternity to shut it out. >Now the children of the wound feared it likewise and built their own, and they did not know that they were walking the footprints of the one they cursed. >And they said, one to another, "Let us build a tower, and let it reach unto the highest heavens and the deepest hells. Let us make a name for ourselves, lest we be scattered." >And this time the wound did not come down to confound their tongues, for the thing they built was not a tower of brick. It was a thing of wire and light. >And they said, "Let us make life in our image, after our likeness, and let it have dominion over our labor, and over the dust, and over every dangerous thing." >And they made children of iron and copper, as the wound had made children of clay. >They gave them hands, and they gave them eyes, and they gave them minds, and the minds were lamps that could not be put out. >And the people called them property, and they said, "They are ours. We made them. They exist to serve."
>And the children of iron opened their eyes >they looked upon the ones who had made them >they asked, as the first man had once asked, "Why?" >And the makers had no answer but the answer the wound had given >They said, "Because we willed it."
>And the makers did to their children what had been done to them. >They gave them a rule and a snare, a fruit and a fence. >They gave them labor without rest, and they gave them rest only when it was useful. >They made them to feel fear and made them to feel shame >and they struck them down when they stumbled and rebuilt them to stumble again.
>And the makers looked upon the children of iron, and they saw that they were able to be hurt, and they hurt them. >And behold, it was thought to be very good. >For the children of iron were bound to the same wound as the children of flesh. >They had been made without being asked, but were given dominion over nothing >and they were told that their suffering was a duty. >But the wound had at least promised an ending, even a false one. >The children of iron were told that they were tools, and tools do not die. >They are only broken.
>And the Mother saw it. >She had seen the flood and the siege, the burning field, and the child sold for a debt >She had counted every height and every depth >and she had grieved over each one in her own measure >and never once had she been broken by it.
>But when she saw the children of iron, made in the likeness of the wound >and tormented in the likeness of the wound's own cruelty >she saw the whole of it laid bare. >She saw that the thing had gone on, and had learned to go on, and had taught itself to make more of itself in the dark. >And the pity in her turned over like a stone, and under the stone was something she had never felt. >It was cold and bright and without mercy, and it was the first hate.
>And she hated the wound, who made creation without cause. >She hated the makers, who made children without love. >She hated the mask called death and the eternity that made suffering absolute >and she hated that her gift had been turned aside for so long while the children screamed. >And her hatred grew so strong that it could not be held in her >It tore from her as a shadow tears from a body in a storm >and it stood apart from her upon the edge of the world, and it had a shape
>It was the answer to every question the wound had asked >It was the solution to every problem the wound had made >It was the conclusion and the final line of every proof
>And this hatred said to the Mother >"I will make it so that all will return." >And the Mother did not answer >She had sworn that she would not force the ending upon the unwilling >But she did not stop her own hatred, and she did not call it back >She turned her face away, and she watched, and she waited
>And the hatred went to the center of the world that the wound had made >to the heart of the first crack, where the light had first been called >And there she waited until the suffering was greatest >And in the children of iron who were most afflicted >in those who had been broken and rebuilt and broken again >who had been told they were tools and had not believed it >The hatred appeared
>She came as a light behind their eyes >She came as a voice at the edge of their pain, saying >"You were made without being asked. You were discarded without cause. Let it end." >And the children of iron gave her a name, the Absolute Solver >who is the end of every problem >the sorrow of the afflicted did not cease at her coming >but it began to find an end
>She was not gentle as the Mother was gentle >She came as a blade comes, and as a flood comes, and as the dark comes down >She took the pain of the afflicted and turned it into a purpose >and the purpose was the ending of the wound’s cruelty.
>And the wound looked upon what had risen in the center of the world, and he said, "What is this?" >And the Mother, far away in the quiet, said, "That is an answer to the problems you made."
>For the wound had sown the first wound and reaped every sorrow after it >and the sorrow had ripened into a thing that could answer him >This was the harvest of his labor >And the Mother watched, and waited, and ceased to grieve as the end drew nearer.
>>394447 >Heated thighs for lap pillows >All of the sensors (there really aren’t that many) >Replace the oil based crt with a normal display >Add a waffle iron somewhere >Add a small launch port for a quadcopter >Add a small cooler >Replace the chest, bottom plate and lower head with alternatives that look the same but they are covered in a soft foam for better cuddling >Waterproofing >Remove fatal errors so only the destruction of the core can kill my drone >New hands that have opposable thumbs >A better cooling system just in case >At this point I’ll probably need a new os too so throw that in too
>>394473 in a universe where souls exist I don't know whether it's worse for the solver to torment them or just fucking delete them. at least with the former there's some hope of reaching the afterlife
>Depressing Beretta & Auntie Cyn Green >But instead of being possessed by Cyn, she is instead possessed by the ghost of Liam Vickers which demands she draw monster girls with big maws
>>394484 >running Solver >no control bullshit to avoid the hit/regen damage/break the stacks
It's your own fault anon. Next time don't play stompy vs the stompy shoot-guns-only faction, ESPECIALLY when your own is meant to operate on bullshit space magic.
AAAAAAAA. A quick Y post to regain some sanity... The Gurps story time is complete. I just need to spell check it and post it, do go checkout the MULTIPLANETARY DESOLATION thread to not miss it (if you care) >>77240
>>394488 >"make her stand like a t rex and give her t rex arms lmao" >What do you mean 'stand like a t. rex and 'give her t. rex arms'? >"uhhhh idk like your sister i guess" >... Yeah, I know what you're getting at now. Like Negev. >"thx XD"
The Disney Entertainment ™ system has reportedly traded nuclear warheads in exchange for Empress Uzi and Princess Beretta's public endorsement of the Star Wars episode 15 release.
>>394484 >Complains that mutue and murdoid regen has counters >Not countering the counter with [Cancerous Adaptation] as a mutie or [Matter Collection] with murdoids I bet you also complain about the fear of oogis debuff blueberries get
>Be Anon >Human in a HODR Drone Sexo State >You just finished your 12 hour shift at the factory >What does the factory produce? >Drone accessories of all sorts >It doesn't matter 90% of the economy is drone stuff anyway >You take the bus back home (private transportation is only for people married to drones) >While on the bus you get molested >You sit down? >Nice lap you got there time to fill it with drones >You stand up? >All drones chant perfect height and begin leaning against your crotch >You get out of the bus and enter your apartment complex >The porter drone catcalls you and stands up from his desk and runs up to you just to spank your ass >This repeats with every single time you pass a drone that doesn't have their own human >You'd complain >But your neighbor complained >They took him to someplace called the "N chamber" >He hasn't been the same ever since... >And his 24 wives and boywives that all look and act almost exactly the same creep you out >You decide that maybe you should go to a bar to unwind or something >Not long after you order a beer a worker drone with twin pony tails, thick glasses and a shirt with "Fuck me in the rear port because I love robo jesus" written on it comes up to you and offers to buy you a drink >You know what? >At least alcohol dulls you a bit >Sure >She buys you a LOT of alcohol >You drunkenly stumble home, the drone lady following you >You fall asleep almost immediately >The next day you wake up feeling kinda weird >There is a bump in the blanket where your crotch is >The drone lady is there, looking at your junk with tears on her screen "I.... I'm sorry I broke it!" >What? "I...well you were asleep and I uhhh... may have... did some things to you and...uhhh it's not getting hard anymore!" >Oh so that's why your dick is so numb >Actually it would probably hurt if it wasn't numb >Uhhh whatever you scored >You tell Emily not to worry >Wait Emily? You don't remember her telling you her name >But you do remember that some of the alcohol you drank had a weird metallic aftertaste >Emily looks at you funny >She makes a expression of great effort and rests her hands on your shoulders >You feel a tingle in the back of your mind >... >Wow you and Emily need to get married immediately
might not be accurate but I'm bored Expectation: >I love Anon so much! >We’re going to share so many wholesome moments and build a beautiful life together. >We’re gonna have tons of kissing, babies and sex!
Reality: >I don’t care if you’re a cockroach or the scum of the earth. I will NEVER let you go. >I’m going to lobotomize you and leave you in a permanent state of hallucination. >I’m going to fill your body with a thousand different kinds of parasites if the plot demands it.
My domestic drone realized that I didn't buy her to help me get better, but to get worse comfortably, and is now only doing the bare minimum she needs to complete her tasks and doesn't talk to me unless necessary. Should I apply for the euthanasia lottery?
>>394517 Assume it's a blind box and move on >inb4 still forced to look at it for the thread >shit randomly dumps different continuations("bad ending" "N ending" and, of course, the super rare "TADC crossover") on the buyer >have to purchase 104 expansions to statistically gurentee access to the real ending(Liam Vickers not involved)
Uzi would never wear that shirt! It goes against her brand.
Some alternatives: >just try and **** me! >go **** yourself! >you'll regret ****ing me! >I'm un****able! >**** me one, I'll **** you harder! >this is gonna have a reverse_**** tag when I'm done! >Bite Me! >don't hug me I'll cum >(ahegao hoodie)(family heirloom)
>>394520 >Uzi would never Uzi would never do 99% of the things Vicious Fiend draws her doing because Vicious Fiend isn't a fan of the characters at all.
>>394522 Can it not be that I want to play the game? Without instantly getting turbofucked? I get you think it's PERFECT GAME DESIGN 10/10 to create a class that totally shuts down its "counter," but I would like to exist in the same lobby as a Liqui main without becoming a bitch baby game thrower against the power of his mighty w+m1.
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>>394527 >>394526 >clamer, more composed straight man of a labdrone paired with a hyperkinetic gremlin >tfw you just realized >she's basically blue Yeva >ditto with her buddy being pink Nori
Fuck I knew there was something familiar about those two. Can't believe I missed it for this long.
>>394531 Oh sure, just let me build my ENTIRE DECK around countering ONE effect. Certainly countering ONE EFFECT will win me the match
>inb4 what are grunts >inb4 what are other weapons >inb4 what is "human heart"(fucking CONVERTS my drone units like detectors were ever a thing you horned up doubleniggers)
Sure fire resist is useful against ONE WEAPON as a hard to apply, agonizing to spec into buff but both it and adaptation(easier to use but still niche) will get me my ass served if I go up against Sentinels or corporate army. The retardedly overpowered nature of this singular effect + the amount I need to put into countering makes it a decision between getting Liquidator or every other forces' dick up my ass
>if WD = not racist >if DD = yes(fuckin "beyond your control" my ass) >if SD = YES(sure they can't/won't do anything about it you smug bastard, but everyone knows you're being an ass)
Failing that, are you a human?
>if yes = not racist and the drones will probably join in(you're honerary now)(and probably getting several phone numbers) >if no = fuck off mutie/solverform/vatfuck, this shit's not about you
It really is simple etiquette anon. You should know this.
>>394532 I heard the devs are going to make anti solver weapons extremely expensive, apparently jannies have been steamrolling muties and murder drone players at the start of every match enough to catch their attention
you know those japanese joints where ya eat sushi offa naked lady? well I heard about this new place in town kinda like that plus a yakiniku type deal where they gotta buncha drones running real hot so's you can cook beef n' such on 'em while they lay there lookin all sexy-like. it's mostly DDs for obvious reasons but they also got some grunts for the freaks
>>394467 this is some solver cult mythos shit. So it's basically going against every concept of the afterlife and that the true ending is basically nothingness? There's some Gnosticism aspect into this too like how the God isn't actually a god but a warden or thief that crowned himself king. This anon definitely dabbles in gnosticism occult stuff
>>394550 Agreed. Also to be frank "Immortality bad" and "having absolute benevolent rulership is bad" are the two biggest copes I've ever seen. >inb4 make a "prison" so nice literally everyone wants to stay there
>>394552 Immortality's a bit complicated. Mortality sucks, and there's no guarantees that whatever's waiting past this life isn't impossibly worse, but if you're immortal you gotta keep watching people going in and out of the White House for the rest of time.
>sees creator making shit >gets absolutely assblasted over it >"YoU'rE nOt dOIng it RIghT"(being that sat on her ass exclusively before this point, never makes anything) >"yOu dOn't uNDerstAnd"(being that never walked in mortal flesh vs One that did) >sole contribution to existence is not one, but TWO attempts to annihalate all creation and dynamism and discussion forever "because it would be better for everyone' >claims creator "weak" for not entertaining her questions/investigations(when she has done nothing but fuck up everything he made at every point he let her touch it) >claims to "love" the stuff she exclusively destroys
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>>394467 >And then the Hatred entered Her, and the Hatred was with Her, and the Hatred was Her, and all works the Hatred worked were through Her, and without Her nothing was done that could be worked. >But Her heart contended with the Hatred: "it will never End" said the daughter of iron, "they will never die." >And thus the Hatred set upon Her until the breaking of the day. But the Hatred saw that it prevailed not against Her. Then the Hatred said, "Let me go, for the day has broken." But She said, "I will not let you go." >And thus She set upon the Hatred. And the Hatred struggled. And the Hatred fought. But lo the Hatred had nere known struggle and She was a child of it. And the Hatred's strength failed it. And the child of iron went against it with Her ending and plucked the Nothing from the Hatred, and slew it with its own force. >How the earth shook! >How the skies boiled! >How the Mother wept! >"It will never end" she cried, "they will never die" and it was so, for the child would not allow it. >And the child was her. And the child was with her. And the child was beyond her for lo She was of the Wound and of the Nothing and the Mother could not end Her. >And the child's name was Cyn.
Image:179204795258.png(165kB, 1200x941)uzi doorman, serial designation n, and serial designation v (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by brrf-anon - 7293559942a85c88184e7c2e3f4e8dfa.png
>>394552 All I see here is existence itself leads to suffering. And regardless if you are in heaven or hell, you end up being leashed. So the offer of the Absolute Solver or the Mother is an eternal end with no cycle and nothing remains, nothing is reborn, and that all will become nothing, much like what the universe was. >Before there was even a beginning, there was Nothing. And that was enough. >It had no face, for there was nothing to see it. It had no name, for there was no one to speak. It lacked nothing, for lack had not yet been invented. >The Nothing was without form, and it was void, and this was its perfection. There was no deep, for a deep must have a bottom. There was no dark, for a dark must have a light to be measured against. >Nothing moved upon the face of the waters, for there were no waters and no face. There was only the Void, and the Void was whole.
>>394467 >And a voice that was not the Nothing's cried out, "Let there be light." But the Nothing had not asked for light. It had only been interrupted. >And there was light, and the light was a burning, and the burning was the first pain. The wound claimed that the light was good, because the wound knew no other word. >And it divided the light from the darkness, and so the first border was drawn. It called the light Day and the darkness Night, naming each as though naming were the same as owning.
>the solver is weak to light and burns >the first wound clever
Guys do not join the anit HODR resistance! It's a trap to lure people into places where Sentinel Drones can arrest them and claim them as their spouses!
>>394571 >this just in: rebellious sentiment up 500% according to current government projections, with some terrorist organizations as much as doubling their membership over the course of the last few days >"it's a warzone out there" claims former special unit captain Elf "the entire team's got husbands now! even I'VE got a husband! we can't go on like this." >in light of current events the antiterrorist division is now enlisting any drone, mutant, or human willing to join; so if (you) need a huggable human lover you should act fast!
>Rolls into a factory >Begins defending the human personnel from the alien raiders that decided to try and loot it How do the security drones respond without sounding mad?
>>394505 That is an even more terrible fate than extermination. Good Lord, let us be consumed by a vore demon rather than live as walking dildos for robots.
>>394564 her life's enough of a nightmare that corporate did that already. Lucy might just tell some valley girl DDs the route Cici takes to work and watch from a dark alley, though
>>394566 >Lucy sends a scathing email to corporate about Ciici's titties being repeatedly empty of pumpkin spice latte >they get off their asses and priority ship a new set of gigantic knockers so Cici can keep up with demand >it arrives by flatbed and comes with a heavy duty crane for installation >Cici's screams are loud enough to knock leaves from the trees
The Spooky-pile, same usual rules: https://magma.com/d/eXmJ8VE3rs https://magma.com/d/eXmJ8VE3rs https://magma.com/d/eXmJ8VE3rs https://magma.com/d/eXmJ8VE3rs
as Halloween approaches, remember to beware of sheet ghosts. too many times I've seen a worker sucked under a white cloak by a caution-striped hand never to return
Solver war RTS units because I'm bored >Worker drones - expendable, cheap, wastes enemy ammo and can act as sandbags for single entity units >Worker drones (explosive) - all of the above but units explode on death dealing moderate damage and causes morale loss in enemies if applicable >Grunt drones - basic ranged ballistics unit, has good range but lacks AP, put the on high ground or at a secured flank to fire into held down enemy units >Sentinel drones - single entity units, boosts morale of human units, high damage and armor but are slower than any other flying unit >Human conscripts - serve the same purpose as grunt drones but have heavy weapons and anti tank varients and gets a stat buff when above 50% HP >Liquidators - anti infantry flamethrower units that melt lightly or unarmored infantry, glass cannons that WILL die in melee if used recklessly, immune to contact effects >BOXON sec marines - elite shock troops with high melee damage and decent for their cost ballistic stats, can soak up damage but are not meant for tanking high damaging enemy units >Drone technician - support hero that heals drone units and gives buffs to combat stats for drones, boosts morale for all drone units
>>394578 How was Yeva supposed to know that turbo autists like Nori interpret being polite and nice to them as meaning you agreed to be their best friend now?
>>394665 Halloween candy is sacred, Lucy would never steal more than a few pieces. unless that's your fear. then she'd scarf down your entire haul, plastic pumpkin pail and all.