/md/ - Murder Drones

>>394675
Cummy burpy

>wife grabbed some hot dogs at the store
>look at the package
>they're purple
>guaranteed at least 90% keet meat
>she's never doing the shopping again

Sex? With drones? If only it were that simple...

What if we put a disassembly drone inside a disassembly drone?

>>394686
>Nigger Tessa foot fetish body pillow
Holy fuck, wtf?
>Sample
It's just keeps on going!

>>394687
Thats not a foot fetish body pillow. Its also very telling that her bare feet is what set you off.

>>394676
>>394680
Nobody cares

>>394686
why tessa head so small

>>394690
No I meant that the Tessa on the bodypillow isn't a hyperborean phenotype and is as such a nigger

>>394660
There’s a need for heroes who can act as game-changers on the battlefield.
>Captain
A support unit that boosts the morale and damage of nearby human units. The primary role is to empower human ranged units, utilizes "Orders" – active skills that significantly enhance specific attributes of human units for a short duration. In the late game, gains the passive skill "No Step Back," which prevents nearby human units from abandoning their positions, if the unit size is not lower than 20%, and significantly increasing their defense and melee damage. Active skill pool includes "Artillery Strike," which deals heavy damage to unarmored enemy groups, ineffective against single targets; "Airstrike," which deals massive damage to a single enemy while ignoring 70% of their armor, ineffective against groups; "Orbital Laser," which deals substantial damage within its impact radius over an 8-second duration, can be moved across the battlefield.
>Priest
A support unit that significantly boosts the morale of nearby human units. Deals no damage, the primary role is to negate psychological damage inflicted upon allied human units. In the late game, gains the passive skill "Fanaticism," which grants immunity to psychological effects and restores stamina to 80%. Every 10 seconds, can apply the "Fanaticism" effect to surrounding human units, lasting for 60 seconds. Can acquire the passive skill "Martyrdom," which increases the damage and armor penetration of all human units on the map, scaling based on the damage the Priest itself has sustained in battle.
>V.S.O.T.F. Operative
A melee unit designed to deal significant damage to individual targets and debuffing the stats of nearby enemy units. The primary role is engaging large targets and applying debuffs to enemy units. In the late game, can acquire the "New Generation of Man" passive skill, which significantly lowers enemy morale, boosts the unit's own melee damage, and permanently inflicts the "Terror" effect on enemy units. At level six, can acquire the "Fanaticism" passive skill. The skill tree offers a branching path, allowing the unit to specialize either in countering large targets or in applying debuffs, with further specialized skills available along each path.
>Intern
A support unit for experimental equipment and sentinel drones. Deals no damage, the primary role is to enhance the combat effectiveness of sentinel drones and other units the sentinel class. It possesses no passive skills other than "Recognized Scientist." Active skill pool includes "Pressure Release," which reduces heat by 40%; "Calibration," which increases armor penetration by 60% for 10 seconds; "Nanite Polymer," which restores 50% of health drone and machine units; "Experimental Fuel," which boosts speed by 40% and charge power by 20%. In the late game, the unit can acquire the "Recognized Scientist" passive skill, which reduces the cooldown of all active skills by 50% and grants the active skill "Nanite Stimulants," which grants the "Frenzy" effect to allied human units, restores 60% of their health, and increases both their damage and armor penetration by 20%.

>>394683
Y spawning mini-Ys like a mini-con.
Star Saber Powerlink (1080p HD)

>>394694
>How to paint your entire backlog in 10 hours
>How to feed 100 mini Y's and one normal Y

>>394690
Js

It’s been 50 threads since I did anything

>>394698
Had too much coffee?

>>394698
And you will still do nothing

>The precinct hit Pavo with a disciplinary warning
>He ripped a DD's head off that had grown an entire spine, so he started using it as a flail to beat the others
>The issue's not that he did it, so much as it is that someone recorded it
>His punishment is that he has to be a crossing guard for a week
>Anyway, that's why a decorated war veteran and one of humanity's final weapons is cheerfully leading human and drone children across the street with a little stop sign
>Normally you wouldn't punish someone who just committed egregious brutality with such a peaceful and public-facing job, but he's hardly a threat to the public
>As he prepares to lead another group of kids across the street, he spots one hanging back
>Yellow eyes, gripping a tiny tail (stinger safely capped) in her hands as she stares fearfully at the sentinel drone
>Not skipping a beat, he walks over and kneels down, holding a hand out with a smile
>"Come on, let's get crossing! I don't bite."
>This is true. According to Pavo, murdoid viscera tastes uniquely awful and he's never utilized his sharp-ass teeth as a weapon.
>In this case, though, there's no veiled modelist threat behind it
>The kid was clearly too young to be around during the war, it's not her fault her parents were genocidal monsters
>Ostracizing her because of that, however, was a perfect way to build up resentment that the next generation didn't need
>Slowly, the DD child steps forward, joining the flock of kids before Pavo marches out with a spring in his step, stop sign held aloft
>The single car on the road stops and waits, the driver poking his head out the window
>"Do you really have nothing better to do?" he asks
>"Every little bit builds a brighter tomorrow!" Pavo replies
>The driver gets back in his seat, now contemplative
>Every little bit, huh...
>Maybe he'd go ahead and round up his next purchase to whatever charity- no, you could never tell if it was actually a good charity
>What he'd do was research charities and donate to one that seemed good!
>The little procession ends and Pavo walks off the street, waiting for the next group to walk across
>The driver heads on his merry way, where he'd nearly immediately forget the charity idea

>>394701
I love a slice of life with Pavo. It’s sweet.

>>394703
Biting a slice out of Pavo's ass would be pretty sweet

What's the appeal of Pavo?

>>394705
Goon material for fags and HFY enthusiasts.

>>394706
Obviously, but is there anything outside of that?

>>394707
he makes spergs like >>394705 seethe

>>394707
The occasional wholesome greentext. Though very sparingly.

>>394710
there's also deep cover which was kino

>>394705
Indian masculinity

>>394712
you're still trying that angle?

>>394701
what a nice greentext

>>394712
Explain.

>>394716
>Cyn fucks up and edits her own programing to rape humans instead
>HODR kino time

>>394718
Smooth chassis grinding untill you bust

>>394718
She grows whichever would be fun for the scenario she thinks of for each human.

>>394701
nice green

/md/ but satire

>>394728
>Oops! All berryboy!

>>394726
Yoooooo!
>>394728
Can I get more of the drone in top left? She looks cool. Also the Doll with the AK is great

>>394729
Mixing Berry and Dust again?

>>394726
Aw

whats your favorite murder drones greentext/story?

>>394728
>bottom left drawing
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>394728
i forgot my doomer was not finished can i finish her

I wonder how much anons are willinh buy something that akita sent on it

>>394737
Yeah why not. I'll was going to upload it tomorrow anyway. You have one day before I upload it.

>>394660
>Liquidators melt my frontline more often than enemy units
>Worker drones route as soon as they take damage
>Solver units all have regen and DDs have resurrection and outlast 99% of all damage
The federation is a cucked faction

>>394740
>Faction filled with cucks
Fixed that for you, and that's why union DD's use them as prime marriage material (they have no other choice to get uncucked!)

1 Nagash
>The 1 Cyn doomstack

>>394740
>DDs
>outlasting damage

what ridiculous difficulty setting did you play on anon? the whole POINT of DDs are to be extremely fragile, extremely fast elite raiders that get turbofucked into next century when they're pinned. you HAVE been pinning the DDs right?

>>394734
There are too many of them to say for sure.

>>394734
I can’t pick one. There’s a lot of good ones, a recent one would be that dubs and masqy green that was really cute.

>>394743
>Send in DD units
>90% die
>They retreat and regen and resurrect dead DDs
>Sent back in to repeat the cycle

>>394740
Use the buffs from your lords on your human units, anon, that’s literally how you’re supposed to play as the Federation. Don’t bother spamming technics, because those useless bastards are only good for when you need to field a stack of cheap drones to bolster your defenses, and absolutely not for attacking.

>>394728
>deadpile
>all privatedust
It’s a mystery.

>>394748
I wouldn't blame him for it, I just think most of the fags of drawing have pretty much moved on to other interests at this point.