/md/ - Murder Drones

>>394675
Cummy burpy

>wife grabbed some hot dogs at the store
>look at the package
>they're purple
>guaranteed at least 90% keet meat
>she's never doing the shopping again

Sex? With drones? If only it were that simple...

What if we put a disassembly drone inside a disassembly drone?

>>394686
>Nigger Tessa foot fetish body pillow
Holy fuck, wtf?
>Sample
It's just keeps on going!

>>394687
Thats not a foot fetish body pillow. Its also very telling that her bare feet is what set you off.

>>394676
>>394680
Nobody cares

>>394686
why tessa head so small

>>394690
No I meant that the Tessa on the bodypillow isn't a hyperborean phenotype and is as such a nigger

>>394660
There’s a need for heroes who can act as game-changers on the battlefield.
>Captain
A support unit that boosts the morale and damage of nearby human units. The primary role is to empower human ranged units, utilizes "Orders" – active skills that significantly enhance specific attributes of human units for a short duration. In the late game, gains the passive skill "No Step Back," which prevents nearby human units from abandoning their positions, if the unit size is not lower than 20%, and significantly increasing their defense and melee damage. Active skill pool includes "Artillery Strike," which deals heavy damage to unarmored enemy groups, ineffective against single targets; "Airstrike," which deals massive damage to a single enemy while ignoring 70% of their armor, ineffective against groups; "Orbital Laser," which deals substantial damage within its impact radius over an 8-second duration, can be moved across the battlefield.
>Priest
A support unit that significantly boosts the morale of nearby human units. Deals no damage, the primary role is to negate psychological damage inflicted upon allied human units. In the late game, gains the passive skill "Fanaticism," which grants immunity to psychological effects and restores stamina to 80%. Every 10 seconds, can apply the "Fanaticism" effect to surrounding human units, lasting for 60 seconds. Can acquire the passive skill "Martyrdom," which increases the damage and armor penetration of all human units on the map, scaling based on the damage the Priest itself has sustained in battle.
>V.S.O.T.F. Operative
A melee unit designed to deal significant damage to individual targets and debuffing the stats of nearby enemy units. The primary role is engaging large targets and applying debuffs to enemy units. In the late game, can acquire the "New Generation of Man" passive skill, which significantly lowers enemy morale, boosts the unit's own melee damage, and permanently inflicts the "Terror" effect on enemy units. At level six, can acquire the "Fanaticism" passive skill. The skill tree offers a branching path, allowing the unit to specialize either in countering large targets or in applying debuffs, with further specialized skills available along each path.
>Intern
A support unit for experimental equipment and sentinel drones. Deals no damage, the primary role is to enhance the combat effectiveness of sentinel drones and other units the sentinel class. It possesses no passive skills other than "Recognized Scientist." Active skill pool includes "Pressure Release," which reduces heat by 40%; "Calibration," which increases armor penetration by 60% for 10 seconds; "Nanite Polymer," which restores 50% of health drone and machine units; "Experimental Fuel," which boosts speed by 40% and charge power by 20%. In the late game, the unit can acquire the "Recognized Scientist" passive skill, which reduces the cooldown of all active skills by 50% and grants the active skill "Nanite Stimulants," which grants the "Frenzy" effect to allied human units, restores 60% of their health, and increases both their damage and armor penetration by 20%.

>>394683
Y spawning mini-Ys like a mini-con.
Star Saber Powerlink (1080p HD)

>>394694
>How to paint your entire backlog in 10 hours
>How to feed 100 mini Y's and one normal Y

>>394690
Js

It’s been 50 threads since I did anything

>>394698
Had too much coffee?

>>394698
And you will still do nothing

>The precinct hit Pavo with a disciplinary warning
>He ripped a DD's head off that had grown an entire spine, so he started using it as a flail to beat the others
>The issue's not that he did it, so much as it is that someone recorded it
>His punishment is that he has to be a crossing guard for a week
>Anyway, that's why a decorated war veteran and one of humanity's final weapons is cheerfully leading human and drone children across the street with a little stop sign
>Normally you wouldn't punish someone who just committed egregious brutality with such a peaceful and public-facing job, but he's hardly a threat to the public
>As he prepares to lead another group of kids across the street, he spots one hanging back
>Yellow eyes, gripping a tiny tail (stinger safely capped) in her hands as she stares fearfully at the sentinel drone
>Not skipping a beat, he walks over and kneels down, holding a hand out with a smile
>"Come on, let's get crossing! I don't bite."
>This is true. According to Pavo, murdoid viscera tastes uniquely awful and he's never utilized his sharp-ass teeth as a weapon.
>In this case, though, there's no veiled modelist threat behind it
>The kid was clearly too young to be around during the war, it's not her fault her parents were genocidal monsters
>Ostracizing her because of that, however, was a perfect way to build up resentment that the next generation didn't need
>Slowly, the DD child steps forward, joining the flock of kids before Pavo marches out with a spring in his step, stop sign held aloft
>The single car on the road stops and waits, the driver poking his head out the window
>"Do you really have nothing better to do?" he asks
>"Every little bit builds a brighter tomorrow!" Pavo replies
>The driver gets back in his seat, now contemplative
>Every little bit, huh...
>Maybe he'd go ahead and round up his next purchase to whatever charity- no, you could never tell if it was actually a good charity
>What he'd do was research charities and donate to one that seemed good!
>The little procession ends and Pavo walks off the street, waiting for the next group to walk across
>The driver heads on his merry way, where he'd nearly immediately forget the charity idea

>>394701
I love a slice of life with Pavo. It’s sweet.

>>394703
Biting a slice out of Pavo's ass would be pretty sweet

What's the appeal of Pavo?

>>394705
Goon material for fags and HFY enthusiasts.

>>394706
Obviously, but is there anything outside of that?

>>394707
he makes spergs like >>394705 seethe

>>394707
The occasional wholesome greentext. Though very sparingly.

>>394710
there's also deep cover which was kino

>>394705
Indian masculinity

>>394712
you're still trying that angle?

>>394701
what a nice greentext

>>394712
Explain.

>>394716
>Cyn fucks up and edits her own programing to rape humans instead
>HODR kino time

>>394718
Smooth chassis grinding untill you bust

>>394718
She grows whichever would be fun for the scenario she thinks of for each human.

>>394701
nice green

/md/ but satire

>>394728
>Oops! All berryboy!

>>394726
Yoooooo!
>>394728
Can I get more of the drone in top left? She looks cool. Also the Doll with the AK is great

>>394729
Mixing Berry and Dust again?

>>394726
Aw

whats your favorite murder drones greentext/story?

>>394728
>bottom left drawing
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>394728
i forgot my doomer was not finished can i finish her

I wonder how much anons are willinh buy something that akita sent on it

>>394737
Yeah why not. I'll was going to upload it tomorrow anyway. You have one day before I upload it.

>>394660
>Liquidators melt my frontline more often than enemy units
>Worker drones route as soon as they take damage
>Solver units all have regen and DDs have resurrection and outlast 99% of all damage
The federation is a cucked faction

>>394740
>Faction filled with cucks
Fixed that for you, and that's why union DD's use them as prime marriage material (they have no other choice to get uncucked!)

1 Nagash
>The 1 Cyn doomstack

>>394740
>DDs
>outlasting damage

what ridiculous difficulty setting did you play on anon? the whole POINT of DDs are to be extremely fragile, extremely fast elite raiders that get turbofucked into next century when they're pinned. you HAVE been pinning the DDs right?

>>394734
There are too many of them to say for sure.

>>394734
I can’t pick one. There’s a lot of good ones, a recent one would be that dubs and masqy green that was really cute.

>>394743
>Send in DD units
>90% die
>They retreat and regen and resurrect dead DDs
>Sent back in to repeat the cycle

>>394740
Use the buffs from your lords on your human units, anon, that’s literally how you’re supposed to play as the Federation. Don’t bother spamming technics, because those useless bastards are only good for when you need to field a stack of cheap drones to bolster your defenses, and absolutely not for attacking.

>>394728
>deadpile
>all privatedust
It’s a mystery.

>>394748
I wouldn't blame him for it, I just think most of the fags of drawing have pretty much moved on to other interests at this point.

>>394728
I like black dress lizzy

Y needs to stop drinking my Nuln oil paint >:(

FlanderYsation.

So which /md/ character is the closest expy to my main man Gelt?

>>394755
Dev here, sentinel drones will now get an additional +100% upkeep value

>>394756
>Gelt
Lore of Metal mage that wears a golden mask all the time
>Herny? He's a scientist and he's got an eye patch...

>>394756
>THE CORPSESPIRES ARE SPEAKING BINARY-ESE!
>LORE OF METAL! Mikuru shoots Ak-47 (@0:08)

>>394734
strawberrys agro c chapters

>>394761
who's this makima ripoff brah

>>394762
Supreme Patriarch of the Colleges of Magic, Magister of the Golden Order, The Empire’s First Alchemist, The Emperor’s Advisor on Magic or just red-hot metal from the sky right up into your ass, Balthasar Gelt.

>>394768
The keet is almost out if blood

>>394765
bimbofy something that's an actual challenge like a cavalry drone or grunt, coward.

>>394766
>>394767
Damn, It is still hard to grasp just how big this work is. Good luck, anon, may your problems be resolved as soon as possible.

>>394713
There's at least two of us: me, and that guy.

>>394768
Kek.

>>394766
a cat V is fine too

>>394768
Not drones! Drones don't need blood!

>>394775
Then why does mine keep asking for it? Check and mate atheists.

>>394757
>"Did you hear that, girls?! From now on, whatever is seized in battle is rightfully yours!"
>"But... what exactly are we supposed to take from these?"
>"I don't know, but the game’s mechanics do reward us with money for plundering them."

>new episode of murder drones releases
>it's another N and his magical unicorn horn episode

>>394735
Are attacks on drawfags allowed now?

>>394770
Bimbo gruntY?

>>394781
That’s actually really handy, now it can get uploaded to the booru.

Need more hoodrat J

>>394783
The Jigger has cucked both V and Uzi by stealing N

>>394783
Explain what you mean by that.

>>394779
Yes. But only if you can, consistently, draw better than they can. They are a lot like orkz in that manner. If you manage to win you get a glass of chocky milk and a hat that says: “murder-droneDawfag man” on it. If you wear it in public, all the other anons can identify you as The Superior DRAWfag, before they take you to nail [N jail( fem!Ns if femanons are real)] for assault and pubic duelling. That’s because duelling was outlawed in 1894, after the massacre of New Hamster that ended in a bloodless draw.

>>394783
Hoodrat J and exclusively Dutch speaking V. And Australian Lizzy. And British Uzi.

>>394787
Cyn I wish the full pic wasn't disgusting

>>394789
>British Uzi.
OI BRUV OI GOT A RAILY SHOOTY WHOTSIT YEAH? OI'LL DHOOT YA SWEAR ON ME MUM!

>>394792
The local magnet dealer anon got sent to Strychnine's prison, so the magnets on the streets are that weak shit

>>394792
Magnets lower the drones iq, unfortunately Pidge's can't go much lower than it is. With a strong enough magnet, however, we can cause a stack overflow and make Pidge a genius.

>>394795
>Pidge with a magnet to her head using her brainpower to levitate

>>394792
When you think about it, E's always zooted.

>>394791
More like https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/comments/t7q9de/thanks_i_hate_children_in_the_uk/

>>394794
>Not spooky enough
Could you wait until tomorrow? I’m still brainstorming ideas for horror greentexts.

Lucy is 1spooky3me

>>394794
kissing Lucy on the face

>>394794
Anon, help me put up some garland and Christmas lights on this coffin.

Need Emily and Rebecca.

>>394804
>need blue and blue2

I think I know what anon's favorite color is

>>394805
They say cum has a spectral, spooky color to it if you fire it onto the display of blue-eyed worker drones. You should try it.

>>394804
>girl who as a result of her (Robo-)Jesus freak upbringing thinks her normal sexual(-equivalent) urges make her a slut
>actual slut
I like your style.

>>394792
PIDGE BOTTOM PLATE

>>394811
J is Cyn's big sister?

>>394810
>>394811
if that's real I'm glad it didn't make the cut. that shit is just so ass.

>>394810
>>394811
Is this from a source more concrete than "found on Twitter"?

>>394811
>Doll in Uzi's mind palace
>Uzi bringing the murdered body of Doll's dead deceased corpse with her and J
Calling it: Uzi was planning to figure out how the AS respawned people it assimilated so she could hork Doll back up and have her around.

>>394810
>>394811
>Uzi & J both repaired the ship to go Somewhere for Reasons (all without N, no less)
>J submitting herself to Uzi's authority
>Doll's body being brought along for the ride
This is good food for the brainworms

>>394816
>(all without N, no less)
J is submissive and agreeable now, Uzi can get validation from her. She doesn't need N anymore. Especially since unlike N, she can slap J around without negatively affecting the supply of validation.

>>394818
Yeah, but Doll's already in her mind palace, she doesn't need to do the extra step of assimilating N.

>>394816
N was left behind to repopulate the planet. Uzi expects an army of his children ready by the time she returns.

>>394817 (me)
>>394816
That, and N might try to talk her out of doing something she really wants to do.

Did you know there are Oogis under your skin?
Rip it off
Let them out.
Rip off your skin.

>>394822
>where this was going
Where do you think it was going?

Squishy drone tummys...

What I want to see in the script if Liam mentions what was in the pods at the end of episode 1.
I refuse to believe they were always meant to be just random luggage in episode 3.

>>394829
Episode 1 was written for a longer, slower paced vision of MD.

Do (You) have any horny headcanons, Anon?

>>394830
I thought episode 1 was for the more sitcom-y version.

>>394832
Nope. Just slower paced. Built up to the AS instead of diving into it immediately. Season 1 finale would have been a resolution to Uzi and Khan's interpersonal conflict.

>>394815
No she won’t. Doll and Uzi were enemies, add to the fact worker drones seemly have little to no ability to care after someone is dead.

>>394835
Shower. Now.

>>394817
>Uzi can get validation from her. She doesn't need N anymore.

What’s really sad is that I see Uzi something like this. (Is there a term for this? A writer wanting the audience to see a character or thing as canon despite previous evidence debunking it?)

>>394831
>some prankster provided Nori with hentai in Cabin Fever
>Nori hit on/sexually harassed every man she encountered in Cabin Fever, human and drone alike
>Nori regularly lied, mainly to the test subjects she considered friends (Yeva was the only one with whom those feelings were mutual), about being an extremely accomplished sex haver (any and all attempts to point out to Nori that she's a sexless robot were ignored)
>Lizzy finding out Doll is a vampire with scary powers was very quickly followed by Lizzy sucking face with Doll and them having an immoral makeout session right there on the filthy floor, under the lights Doll had accidentally filled with blood while practicing with her powers
>Rebecca became the school kiss slut because she has attachment issues as a result of N orphaning her
>Emily secretly longs for BHC

>>394831
I don’t because I’m not a evolutionary failure lusting after cartoon robots

>>394841
then why are you here?

>>394836
>the fact worker drones seemly have little to no ability to care after someone is dead.
(Please ignore Khan's entire character being because he's a wreck still dwelling on Nori's death (actually her running off to get milk and cigarettes) somethingteen years later thx)

>>394837
>Maybe some of this is intentional on Liam's part
Please be patient, he has autism (and ADHD).

>>394839
Bad writing causing the narrative to say one thing and the events on the screen to say another.

BRRF-Anon, hope you’re ready to relearn some humour.
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Stone Ocean But Really Really Fast

>>394847 (me)
On the plus side this would open the door to a great running gag of Uzi having the horrible realization that she's turning into her mother, and it just keeps happening.

>DD uzi makes WD n drink her "love nectar"
>n later was disolved from the inside out from drinking nanite acid

>>394849
>N becomes a spell-casting headcrab Uzi hides under her beanie

>>394850 (me)
>>394849
*headcrab who hides under Uzi's

>>394831
Uhh, there is a drone that would kiss me and love me.

>>394850
Imagine the smell.

>>394853
So smol 🥺

>>394852
You get a drone that spits on you and is apathetic towards you

>>394857
Yeah it's their spit

>>394822
Just thought it was meant to be a "and the adventure continues" thing myself: nothing more than "and here's all the dangers that still lurk" to counterbalance the snowball fights and hugs and such(because Liam refuses to let goodness exist unmenaced in his settings)

Just a reminder that the myths about a Juggernaut who dresses up like a grandma and stalks the night on Halloween, ripping off the bottom plates of drones unfortunate enough to get caught alone, are utterly unfounded and preposterous.

>>394867
>"Okay, is Thad at lea- aaaand Thad's taken. Why did I expect anything else?"
>"<For what it's worth, I ran into both Braiden and Darren while I was in your mind palace. If you're->"
>"Bite me, I am NOT touching those two in a million years."
>"<I'm just throwing it out there. Worst comes to worst you can resurrect one of them.>"
>"... UUUGH!"

>>394867
>Uzi also finds out she has (a) younger sibling(s)

>>394835
> N shares a fun fact with you (it's cursed solver knowledge)

>>394861
she should be glowing blue, because thats the color of cherenkov radiation

>Be me, Anon.
>Just spending most of my times lurking /md/.
>I make a thread one night
>"Anyone else remember Ryn?"
>Uzi's rival..
>Better to shot her with the railgun.
>Could pull off solver tricks better than Uzi and couldn't even explain it.
>She had the nasty habit of pushing her powers too far and pretending the shaking in her hands was just an accident.
>Also loved N but she's secretive about it.
>There was an episode where he chose her for one night.
>An episode where she almost won and Uzi almost lost N.
>Nobody seems to remember.
>The thread gets three replies
>"Bait"
>"Schizo fanon OC"
>"There was never a season 2"
>I laugh it off
>Obviously some anons are just being annoying.
>I reply with more details.
>I describe the episode's opening scene.
>The exact way Ryn looked and behaved.
>The little flicker in her visor when she was about to lose control.
>I refresh the thread
>"Anon made up an entire woman and fell in love with her."
>I delete the thread.
>I start looking through the archives instead.
>Searching Ryn for hours.
>Nothing...
>Search season 2.
>Nothing...
>Search the episode title.
>nothing...
>Except there's one corrupted recording in my cache.
>No title.
>No thumbnail.
>Just a timestamp and a file that shouldn't exist.
>I open it
>It's an old recording of N and Uzi arguing.
>I watch it a dozen times.
>Then notice a black silhouette behind them.
>I pause
>Ryn...?
>Obviously fucking Ryn.
>I scrub through the recording frame by frame.
>She's there for exactly three frames.
>I save a screenshot.
>I open it again.
>Nothing...just fucking static.
>Try again...
>This time she's closer to the camera.
>Next capture has her standing behind the person filming.
>But there shouldn't even be a camera angle from there?
>It's a 3d animated show after all?
>Whateve, I post the screenshots.
>I get called a schizo again.
>One of the replies says Ryn never existed.
>Another says notice how Ryn and Cyn are similar.
>The Solver is trolling and making you see things faggot,kek.
>I start typing an angry reply.
>I look at my hands.
>Something slipping between my fingers.
>I blink.
>Back to normal again.
>U close the terminal.
>It'sblack screen still shows Ryn hands.
>I stop posting for a while.
>I drag a radio next to me for relaxation.
>But listening to the static instead.
>Sometimes I hear N talking.
>Sometimes I hear a girl laughing.
>Sometimes I hear my own voice describing Ryn.
>Word for word
>Even the same parts I only just typed in the thread.
>I ask the other fans if they remember her.
>They says there was never a season 2.
>Another tells me to stop asking.
>The third one stares at my face for a long time.
>then quietly asks who I'm talking to?
>I turn around.
>Nobody there.
>I find something in the vents last night.
>A drone about half my height.
>Blink.
>Nothing there.
>Look at the body again.
>There it is...smiling
>I ask if it's Ry.n
>No answer
>I ask if season 2 was real.
>It reaches out and touches my cheek
>I hear something whisper through the radio.
>I can't make out the words.
>Until I realize it's not Ryn voice...
>It'smy own voice answering it.
>Back in my room again.
>Every time I try to speak, I hear Ryn's voice comes out instead of mine.
>They say the Solver got me.
>Maybe they're right about something getting inside.
>But I don't think the Solver did this.
>It didn't tell me to post about Ryn.
>It didn't tell me to keep arguing every time someone said she wasn't real.
>That was all me.
>I kept remembering something that wasn't there.
>I kept trying to prove I remembered it correctly.
>I look at my reflection in the mirror.
>I am Ryn.

>>394867
>she's trying very, very hard not to be a hippo

>>394875
damn, most of it went to the CynTail
> it grows and eventually detaches

>>394792
DRUG ADDICTS! A corrective rape over them!

>>394810
>>394811
Oh, did they really want to create multi-season shows not so long ago? I wonder what made them change their minds?

>>394836
As for ordinary drones, like Khan, Lizzy, Thad, and all the rest well, it seems they lack the mental capacity to empathize with the deceased, but zombie drones, such as Uzi, Doll, and Nori, that’s a completely different story.

>>394861
Don't let Jane find out how much warpstone she’s eaten!

>>394868
>"<technically you are always touching them. all the time>"
>"friggin STOP Doll!"
>"<and they are touching you. in your most private places>"
>"stOOOOp"
>"<this is what you deserve Uzi. you gave me HER uniform with my resurrection>"
>"yeah but you started it..."

>>394883
You know, when Khan explained how he used his own key to "finish off" Nori so she wouldn’t have to suffer, the only one who found that absolutely fucked up was Uzi, not Khan himself.

>>394887
Anon, just take the L.

Femboy john isn't real and can't molest me
Femboy john isn't real and can't molest me!
FEMBOY JOHN ISN'T REAL AND CAN'T MOLEST ME!

>>394885
>"Anon, you should check out this watch I bought. It has a security camera feed directly into your bathroom. Very expensive."

>>394889
>>394866

>>394889
It's been done.

>>394891
what?