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No.392790
Murder drones 401Anonymous
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More drones posts in the era:
Wonderful Booru: https://dronebooru.co
Wheel of numerous OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf
Wheel of altering modifiers: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf
The wiki inside the really fantastic Booru: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character
The actual separate Wiki: https://wiki.dronebooru.co/wiki/Main_Page
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No.392792
Anonymous
First for the Jigger
No.392793
Anonymous
Image:179151031586.png(445kB, 2598x2598)Shadow Fai.png
>>392745
No.392794
Anonymous
Audio 🎵:179151044368.mp3(195kB / 0:00:23 / 69kbps, 44.1kHz)Fallout 3 & NV - Vault Door Opening Sound (no alarm).mp3
>be Mac
>invite male friend over to play vidya because he won't try to rape you
>you approach the door to your room
>the door looks more like it belongs on a bank vault than a bedroom, several feet of reinforced steel with a single, large keyhole about 3 feet off the ground
>your grandpa helped you build it, though he had no hand in making the locking mechanism- that was your doing
>"Okay, I need to unlock my door, please don't look." you tell your friend as you unzip your pants and place your lengthening tentacock inside
>you can't quite reach the lock until you're fully hard- you lean back and think of round worker drone bottomplates until your prehensile Mac meat can unlatch the door
>with a ear-splitting squeal and the howl of metal on metal, the lock disengages
>your struggle to stuff your half-hardened tentacock back into your pants as your friend shuffles hit feet awkwardly behind you
>you turn to give him an apology, to explain why the safe mechanism is necessary to keep you safe from THEM
>but the words die in your mouth as he points into your room
>"I thought it was just going to be you and me," he asks, confused
>a shiver runs down your mechanical spine, as cold as Copper-9's air
>there's someone inside
>it was probably just mom, right? she can be anywhere with her holograms
>your mouth is dry, as if stuffed full of cotton
>mom would have said something by now, surely
>your murder drone reflexes fail you, paralyzed by fear: optics wide, hands trembling, tail erect in fear, your head turns slowly towards your room
>it's one of them, sitting at the base of your bed, eyes locked onto yours, hands clasped together as if in thought or prayer
>a femanon
>she gives you a shy little wave and a dainty hello, but you know the beast that lies beneath
>"How?" you ask, your voice hoarse like a man dying of thirst
>"How?" she parrots with a tilt of her head, a toothy grin beginning to form on her lips, white teeth shining in the darkness of your vault-room
>"How did you get in?"
>she places both hands on either side of her hips and pushes up against your bed
>a wet, slow, shlicking begins to sound as she rises, hot fluids beading down the length and girth of something truly massive that was inside of her
>something that looks familiar
>you glance down at your pants
>a loud, wet pop pierces the air as she rises to her feet
>you notice now she only sports a single, oversized shirt, her bottom completely bare
>"I made a replica." she tells you, deadpan, the grin never leaving her face
>"To open the door. To keep me company until you arrive. Until I can feel the real thing."
>you stare at a perfect replica of your own penis, slick with fluids as it stands tall and proud beside her
>like lightning, she strikes
>one moment you are on your feet, the next you have been upended, the girl dragging you by your feet towards the door
>you unsheathe your claws, digging inches-deep gouges into the reinforced steel floor, screaming for help as your friend runs and you are pulled into a sealed vault that would become your prison
No.392795
Anonymous
Replies:>>392797>>392800
>>392790
I have seen MD and its setting described with "This is a world both written and populated by post-ironic millennials who've spent way too much time on TV Tropes."
Agree or disagree?
No.392797
Anonymous
>>392795
Disagree, the show has issues but the flavor isn't one of them.
No.392798
Anonymous
Replies:>>392883
Image:179151093629.jpg(199kB, 1875x1250)1714972214732.jpg
Is it fair to say that nobody IRL hates J
No.392799
Anonymous
Image:179151146187.jpg(52kB, 1179x1040)krwtuvk370ie1.jpeg
>>392790
Do you think V ever asked someone she was about to murder in the name of Vore Satan GLaDOS if they believe in God?
No.392800
Anonymous
Replies:>>392801>>392802
>>392795
Have you watched past the pilot?
No.392801
Anonymous
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>>392800
>it's another "Anon thinks the faster pacing after episode 1 meant the substance changed" episode
No.392802
Anonymous
Replies:>>392804
>>392800
Has anyone in this board?
No.392803
Anonymous
Replies:>>392806>>392880
Have you guys made any new ocs or thread lore yet
No.392804
Anonymous
Replies:>>392805
>>392801
The show is arguably different than the pilot. The pilot had some weird shit like that weird Thad joke and way too much meta humor.
>>392802
Now that's a real good question. Still argue that Cabin Fever only damaged V's character and was the start of her character arc decline/stagnation
No.392805
Anonymous
Replies:>>392807
Image:179151201278.png(189kB, 650x260)1724605978454.png
>>392804
The haha fooni meta jokes never stopped, Anon.
No.392806
Anonymous
Replies:>>392811>>392921
>>392803
Anons are too fucking lazy/busy or currently suffering arthritis. Best we got is some Dude named Dust who I haven't read about, but some threadschizo goes off on any mention of them. Some human created by that Berry person. And that's about all I can tell you recently. How long have you been gone because you might have missed a lot more than I can say
No.392807
Anonymous
Replies:>>392808
>>392805
Yes and no. I'd argue them being more subtle like this as a background gag worked better than how in your face they were before
No.392808
Anonymous
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>>392807
The AS straight up says [MacGuffin!] as it throws the patch USB at Mitchell.
No.392809
Anonymous
Replies:>>392812
>>392808
The Solver can get away with that because it's an eldritch silly billy.
No.392811
Anonymous
Replies:>>392813>>392814>>392816>>392817>>392822>>392823>>392827>>392828
>>392806
3 years ago i think
No.392812
Anonymous
>>392809
>eldritch silly billy
And you don't see how *holds up spork* that is?
No.392813
Anonymous
Replies:>>392815
>>392811
Oh Boy. You missed a fuck ton. There is genuinely so much fucking thread lore and so many OCs now that I can't even name them in a singular post. Dude look at the Booru on the OP. Also welcome back, friend
No.392814
Anonymous
>>392811
What fan DDs do you know of?
No.392815
Anonymous
Replies:>>392819
>>392813
wait what do you mean i know about the wendigo girl and the clown
No.392816
Anonymous
Replies:>>392818>>392839
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>>392811
You missed the RPG saga.
No.392817
Anonymous
>>392811
What would make you return after 3 years?
No.392818
Anonymous
Replies:>>392820
>>392816
WAIT THIS WAS 2024?????
No.392819
Anonymous
Replies:>>392826
>>392815
Got Y the tapletop gamer, U-U the teasing twins, X who is /x/ schizo, S the cat, M the reverse trap, and many more.
No.392820
Anonymous
Replies:>>392821
>>392818
Yep. It was fun writing for that, I don't think I've ever seen the thread come together like that since or at least to my knowledge
No.392821
Anonymous
>>392820
Oh my god i thought that was from 2023
No.392822
Anonymous
Image:179151287970.png(1.06MB, 2049x2454)uzi doorman, absolute solver, and grub (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - 4e183fe1d0e842270267b1ca9281d873.png
>>392811
Behold the grub: check booru for art/greens(and note about half didn't get saved because we're retards)

Also look up "Chuuni Uzi" because its the biggest + best set of threadlore we've made in the past year. Also Empress Uzi is getting greens again if you remember that one.
No.392823
Anonymous
Replies:>>392826
Image:179151300125.png(79kB, 372x427)Negev (my 2nd favorite).png
>>392811
Aside from the RPG saga. There's also Negev who I helped write for in the past. I think she's neat. Here's her wiki
https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/negev
No.392824
Anonymous
Replies:>>392825
Don't show Sacha Baron Cohen's 2006 film Borat to a drone, worst mistake of my life.
No.392825
Anonymous
>>392824
MAI WIAFE
No.392826
Anonymous
Replies:>>392843>>392891
>>392819
>>392823
Wait i think i know these guys already there was also that quiz show host and the one with big dispenser boobs and i think someone made this one character who had a puke fetish and liked streaking
No.392827
Anonymous
Image:179151353002.png(115kB, 505x503)The Great Exalted Empress of Copper-9.png
>>392811
There's the "Empress Uzi" timeline, in which Uzi copes with becoming a monster by LARPing as God-Empress. Most of the Nuzi fankids are present for this.
No.392828
Anonymous
Replies:>>392830
>>392811
You’re lying.
No.392829
Anonymous
Replies:>>392831
>Murder drones ended 2 years ago
I thought this show ended in 2023 jesus
No.392830
Anonymous
>>392828
I fucked up murder drones ended in 2024 and i visited this board way after that
No.392831
Anonymous
>>392829
Thank goodness I died 2 years ago and these are just gas bubbles escaping.
No.392832
Anonymous
Hanover Fiste Erupts - long versionyoutube thumb
>The timeline where Molly was transformed into a DD while being called to stand at Strychnine's trial
No.392833
Anonymous
Get jiggy with it
No.392834
Anonymous
Replies:>>392835>>392836>>392838>>392899
I can’t believe you guys could make all of this for only 8 episodes worth of content
No.392835
Anonymous
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>>392834
Autist to Autist communication.
No.392836
Anonymous
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>>392834
Habeeb it.
No.392837
Anonymous
>>392836
Twinkie house!
No.392838
Anonymous
Replies:>>392841
>>392834
8 episodes AND a merch vid dammit! I will not see the special that DOUBLED J's screentime disrespected!

Murder Drones Special - Meet Jyoutube thumb
No.392839
Anonymous
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>>392816
Like 60% of these guys stayed in the past
No.392840
Anonymous
Replies:>>392842>>392843
>>392835
I am genuinely impressed. I’m browsing the booru and there’s entire subsections of all these characters I’m not sure even you guys still remember. One of these is fucking carl from aqua teen.
No.392841
Anonymous
Replies:>>392848
>>392838
>The special that mischaracterized everyone be disrespected!
I think it can handle it.
No.392842
Anonymous
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>>392840
yeah he was always here
what are you trying to get to
No.392843
Anonymous
>>392826
>>392840
Dispenser boobs is Cici. Has a couple things.
No.392844
Anonymous
>>392842
I don’t know I wasn’t super active so I must’ve forgotten most of it
No.392845
Anonymous
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>>392842
also uh for anyone in the super secret booru cabal/security side of things
i’m still getting autotagger error shits trying to upload some art so if anyone can look into that it’d be kewl
No.392846
Anonymous
Replies:>>392847
>>392839
Yeah I know it's pretty sad isn't it. Personally I thought Beretta and Jane could've been best buds, but I'm not complaining about the T and Kat greens we've gotten recently.
No.392847
Anonymous
Replies:>>392849
>>392846
Personally I'm not a fan of the Mutant Wars threadlore
No.392848
Anonymous
>>392841
>mischaracterized everyone
How?
No.392849
Anonymous
Replies:>>392850
>>392847
The Mutant Wars are canon bro remember the VHS tape?
No.392850
Anonymous
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>>392849
And the helicopter in episode 7!
No.392851
Anonymous
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>>392850
The iconic helicopter piloted by the ever so iconic Sophie of course. Who could forget such an amazing OC
No.392852
Anonymous
>>392851
I could never forget steaks ocs
No.392854
Anonymous
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>>392851
No.392855
Anonymous
Replies:>>392856>>392867
What if Akita shapeshifted into a snake and her head eyes ran the length of her body instead.
No.392856
Anonymous
Image:179151822367.jpg(91kB, 450x450)nofood.jpg
>>392855
Maybe you should try getting a job.
No.392857
snow
Replies:>>392871
>>392845
autotagger when uploading? Just make sure your image has a rating like general, explicit, etc. That's the main requirement. Auto tag is not that important
No.392858
Anonymous
Replies:>>392859>>392863>>392864>>392865>>392919
Do we have a Christmas exclusive drone like we do with Lucy?
No.392859
Anonymous
>>392858
We cloned Mariah Carey's brain patterns and put them inside a worker drone.
No.392860
Anonymous
Replies:>>392862
>FOOLI BOOGI
No.392862
Anonymous
>>392860
>the oogis have adopted and attempt to feed a fool's boogi (it is a tube of sand they misidentified as a boog)
No.392863
Anonymous
>>392858
With enough headtrauma we can probably make Lucy switch to Christmas.
No.392864
Anonymous
>>392858
Santa Claws.
No.392865
Anonymous
Replies:>>392868>>392869
>>392858
it is OCTOBER
I have ALREADY HEARD MARIAH CAREY ON THE RADIO
if you bring that shit in here already so help me god
No.392867
Anonymous
>>392855
will she drop shadow scales?
No.392868
Anonymous
>>392865
Hehehehehehe
No.392869
Anonymous
Replies:>>392870>>392901
>>392865
I've seen christmas products in store shelves since late august
No.392870
Anonymous
>>392869
I like Christmas but goddamn am I sick and tired of seeing it creep earlier and earlier into the year. I just want to enjoy Halloween for chrissakes
No.392871
Anonymous
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>>392857
this thing bossdude
No.392872
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:179152088753.mp4(1.64MB / 0:00:29 / h264+aac, 640x600)containment breached.mp4
>[SHE] is breaking containment, call the BOXON
No.392873
Anonymous
Replies:>>392876>>392881>>392884
>"Sex with-" Anon stops as every human, drone, and mutant head in earshot turns towards him.
>"Uhhhh..."
>Anon senses that he should choose his next words carefully...
No.392874
Anonymous
Replies:>>392875
>>392789
clearly somebody's never read the cautionary tale "If You Give a Drone a Human"
No.392875
Anonymous
>>392874
>if you give a drone uppies
No.392876
Anonymous
Replies:>>392877
Video + 🎵:179152305216.mp4(429kB / 0:00:04 / h264+aac, 640x358)disgust.mp4
>>392873
No.392877
Anonymous
Replies:>>392879
>>392876
>The swarm descends upon you, and you are left nothing more than a dried husk.
>Try again? Y/N
No.392878
Anonymous
Replies:>>392915>>392956>>393120>>393413
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>>392760
>>392763

> I found myself standing at the doors leading out of our little hovel.
> Extensive research and investigation revealed that my target wasn't anyone in the bunker.
> Not only was our school only comprised of maybe twenty students at most, but not a single drone in the bunker can trace different dog breeds outside of a handful.
> Captchas and all that.
> Elizabeth obviously wouldn't paint a target on her own back; she's a narcissistic dame, but this just ruins her own public image.
> Thaddeus is a decent fellow, but more concerned with dogs as a mascot for the football team of five drones than their breeds.
> Emilia...
> ...
> Red rockets...
> Ahem. Moving on.
> So if none of the drones within the colony were the culprit, that could only mean one thing.
> It was a drone outside the bunker.
> And the only drones outside the bunker are corpses, or Disassembly Drones.
> (And the odd outpost that hasn't been obliterated yet, but our internet doesn't extend THAT far).
> Tracing our bunker's wireless signal and narrowing in, I found an unfamiliar IP that's been among the bunker for years.
> And its signal traced all the way outside, to the Corpse Spire.
> A normal person would've called it there. Wash their hands, tell the dame the case is closed, demand their smackaroons and snackaroons.
> But as said by many of my peers and something I take as a compliment, I am not normal.
> I manage to convince the boys manning the door that I just need to pop out for a spell
> ("Good luck with your immoral date plans, Uzi!")
> ("Someone's dating Uzi?")
> ("Talk about crap taste.")
> My trusty sixshooter at my side hums ominously while I take another swig of the flask, a shot of windex clearing my throat and leaving the past conversation in a fog.
> All I've gotta do is take a step forward into the cold dark night, and remind these angels of death why they should fear justice.
> ... Any second now.
> This Private Eye will be giving the murder drones a uh... a black eye.
> Y-Yeah.
---
> Getting to the lair of the angels of death was as easy as I suspected.
> They rely on their admittedly earned reputation to deter trespassers, meaning no sentries, no cameras, no nothin' to bar my path.
> I close my long detective's coat around my torso, holding it tight against me as it trails in the silicone-snow composite.
> A spire of dead bodies looms overhead, each blank visor and glowing red error a testament to the nature of the angels.
> Corpses of my fellow drones who died begging for justice. For someone to answer their prayers.
> My brow creases across my visor as I lift the humming handgun, crossing the threshold to hear the sound of angry masculine ranting coming from deeper in.
> "And that's why golden retrievers are the GENETICALLY AND OBJECTIVELY SUPERIOR CHOICE for your child, as not only are they surprisingly gentle with their mouths, but even gentle mouths can have teeth enough to protect your family! AND SEND!"
> Seems like goodboy3071 is in the middle of another argument. Distracted, and by the lack of any other voices, isolated.
> I creep through the corpses, shaking hands with the dead as I do; unsure if it's either a farewell to never see them again after this, or a greeting as I join their ranks.
> I slide up behind a wall of discarded limbs, peering around the edge to see the glow of a laptop and an immense, winged form crouched in front of it.
> Half again the size of an adult drone chassis, with a black coat much like mine that comes down to his knees. A pilot's cap on his head with trimmed silvery hair along with a headband with five golden orbs.
> His limbs are stark white and bulky compared to the aluminum hose of a normal worker drone, hazard stripes lining his wrists and the bottom of his enormous boots made for stepping on me.
> I mean, for crushing me
> I mean, for marching goosestep to the whim of his human maker
> yeah that's better "uziel", sure-
> Khm, with the drone seemingly distracted, I move to introduce the angel to a friend near and dear to my heart.
> One that's a little down and to the left.
> I raise my handgun up, taking the back of his skull into the sight picture, the rounds in the chamber beginning to glow with the flick of a lever.
> Despite the tense situation, I can't help one more oneliner.
> "You've reached the end of your warranty, Mu-"
> The orbs on its scalp just swiveled.
> Something lands in the snow at my side with a thud before the sound of discharging wind finally hits my audio sensors.
> "Oh- oh geez, sorry little buddy, I think I made you drop this."
> I shakingly take my own severed arm from the disassembly drone standing in front of me, the cold fingers still clutching my gun.
> "I'm Serial Designation N! Nice to meet you, little buddy. I'm kinda on break now, so would you mind coming back another time? I promise I'll make up for the lost chase time tomorrow when I'm on the clock, sound good?"
> "... Little buddy?"
> "Oh that's a lotta oil you're losing, you should probably get that fixed."
> I grab the gun out of my own hand and blast him point blank.
No.392879
Anonymous
>>392877
>i forget to clarify human females
>get fucked to death because i spent too much time fidning a mp4
nice
No.392880
Anonymous
Image:179152355632.jpg(437kB, 1080x1101)Retconned Strawberry lore (1).jpg
>>392803
I made this and lot of other stuffs:
ac-ch15.github.io
No.392881
Anonymous
Replies:>>392897
>>392873
I'm saying drones anyway, even if the rest hate it.
No.392882
Anonymous
Replies:>>392887>>392933
getting SD-M massively, obscenely pregnant and watching her increasingly absurd excuses as she tries to maintain her disguise
No.392883
Anonymous
Replies:>>392885>>392886
Image:179152370069.jpg(96kB, 831x1024)serial designation j (murder drones) drawn by unknown_artist - 982be4faf88cece8c44b39939ad87a83.jpg
>>392798
No

>the callous
>the obsessive
>the cruel
>the protagonist-centered
>the childish
>the "just"
>the simply retarded

Many and varied are the enemies of J. So much so that even Requiem(a fic about her SUFFERING and MOURNING the death of her lesbian lover: essentially catnip for her usual haters) couldn't convert them all and merely sent them scattering, crawling about the darkness for opportunity to criticise "the lesbian" without violating their sacred progressive stack.

By contrast the lovers of J as she actually is; spite, affection, desperation, strength, the whole package; are rare as diamonds. Far more often you'll see her reduced to "TeEEeSSa" even (and especially) by supposed "J lovers."
No.392884
Anonymous
Replies:>>392897>>392900
>>392873
Someone who actually likes me despite me being who I am as a person.
No.392885
Anonymous
Replies:>>392888
>>392883
first smart white straight J fan?
No.392886
Anonymous
>>392883
I want to give her a raise but I feel like she'd be aghast at the very concept of worker's compensation
No.392887
Anonymous
Replies:>>392933>>392998
Image:179152413265.png(298kB, 758x782)anon and serial designation m (original character) drawn by dr.ones_anon - 7d753757e5004720ebecc8c15c872651.png
>>392882
Kek

>the lies get increasingly more absurd(Weight training! Experimental modifications! You're just hallucinating!) until one day anon is forced to step in
>summons all his brainpower for the task
>"he's fat"
"makes sense"
>now M can only seethe and mald as her strongest excuse comes with being called "Munchies" and "oil tanker" wherever she goes
>she won, but at what cost?
No.392888
Anonymous
Image:179152433484.png(1.12MB, 1016x2264)cyn, serial designation j, and tessa james elliot (murder drones) - 818be7f74a0b3e8562fe07f4a647eb6d.png
>>392885
I long for the return of my kin, Volkulager, but he lies so lost even the special could nere' stir him
No.392889
Anonymous
The thread quality is: UP!
No.392890
Anonymous
Image:179152464254.png(111kB, 1000x1224)Ybyfiend.png
And now for the true best girl of /MD/ (Don't fact check this)
No.392891
Anonymous
>>392826
Quiz show host is sd-q and the one with the puke fetish is pidge.
No.392892
Anonymous
Replies:>>392908
>All based on a fanfic headcanon
No.392893
Anonymous
Replies:>>392894
Murderous Drones
No.392894
Anonymous
Image:179152575318.png(34kB, 888x853)Bdrunk.png
>>392893
No way, they are too cuddly for that
No.392895
Anonymous
Replies:>>392896>>392898
Snuggledrones
No.392896
Anonymous
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>>392895
Cuddle drones my beloved
No.392897
Anonymous
Replies:>>392900>>392903
>>392881
>Dozens of drones are destroyed extracting you, you'll be expected to help replenish their numbers for years to come.
>>392884
>Everyone sighs dejectedly, walking off to their own business.
>A singular, small drone in pigtails is left behind.
>"Does lusting after humans count?"
No.392898
Anonymous
Image:179152710997.png(1.23MB, 2500x2000)KFuckingKillsAnon.png
>>392895
No way, they are too violent for that
No.392899
Anonymous
>>392834
We’ve gotten so used to the sheer number of things we’ve created and already have. Damn, we take having our own Booru for granted, a Booru!
No.392900
Anonymous
Replies:>>392902
>>392884
>>392897
Too real... did not laugh, I cried
No.392901
Anonymous
>>392869
I swear by Jesus Christ, very soon the entire economy will operate solely for the purpose of celebrating the New Year, and preparations for it will begin immediately after the ends of previous one.
No.392902
Anonymous
>>392900
None of them have gotten to know you yet Anon, you gave them an impossible task.
No.392903
Anonymous
>>392897
Give her a week with me and she'll reach Uzi levels of human hatred.
No.392904
Anonymous
Replies:>>392905>>392906>>392907
The Jigger just told (You) that she wants a humie bf
How do you respond?
No.392905
Anonymous
>>392904
I require more information, are there other drones available, if yes: with what difficulty?
No.392906
Anonymous
>>392904
Impregnating
No.392907
Anonymous
>>392904
Somehow fumble the bag and get killed?
No.392908
Anonymous
>>392892
90% of people’s opinions on the DD trio in this board be like
No.392909
Anonymous
Replies:>>392910>>392911>>392916
Image:179153269333.png(753kB, 2000x2000)Untitled680_20261009075759.png
Moldy!Berry.
No.392910
Anonymous
>>392909
This is why you need to wash your clothes you dummy berry
No.392911
Anonymous
Replies:>>392912
Image:179153776458.png(750kB, 2000x2000)Untitled680_20261009092217.png
>>392909
Version 2.
No.392912
Anonymous
Replies:>>392913
>>392911
Berri full of dust.
No.392913
Anonymous
>>392912
It's mold,eat it
No.392914
Anonymous
Image:179153905466.jpg(338kB, 2000x2079)I_Am_Happy_Because_Everyone_Loves_Me.jpg
No.392915
Anonymous
>>392878
Absolute Kino. Fuck I forgot how good Calvin and Hobbes could be.
No.392916
Anonymous
>>392909
Nice
No.392917
Anonymous
what if lucy had a sister who lives in a burrow and comes out of it once every feburary
No.392918
Anonymous
A question, in a hypothetical Y and J office setting interaction (failgilr fight) would you prefer Y's or J's perspective?
No.392919
Anonymous
Replies:>>392923
>>392858
Before Lucy was a thing I tried my hand at Holiday Drones a long time ago. They never took off, think they only remained on 4chan because there is not a singular greentext saved to the booru about them. Basically they had different functions, the Halloween Drones came with a projector for haunted houses or parties (sometimes they would display unwanted holograms that weren't coded in). Then there was the Christmas Drone or just Winter Drone for certain people, their whole thing was producing snow or ice, but had the dangerous capability to overload and freeze things solid. If I even remember that correctly
No.392920
Anonymous
Replies:>>392922>>392968
What are your hopes for the Liam Q&A today? I hope it's just another nothing burger, honestly.
No.392921
Anonymous
Image:179154430387.jpg(102kB, 1300x1000)laautomobil.jpg
>>392806
>currently suffering arthritis
Artblock is the bane of my existence.
No.392922
Anonymous
>>392920
Liam doesn't say something that pisses off 99% of the board. Alternatively Liam says something that pisses off 99% of the board because it wasn't added in the show
No.392923
Anonymous
Replies:>>392924
Image:179154480920.png(144kB, 686x699)e27fc595fbc0e19db923e92c20f0d2bf.png
>>392919
>Winter drone
>F-13 cousin
Tell me more.
No.392924
Anonymous
>>392923
Honestly that was about it. I don't really remember much at all since they were inspired by the Soda Drones trend. Think I atleast specified that the Christmas Drones had a custom red and green paintjob with green eyes, whereas the Winter Drones had a blue paintjob with gold or maybe silver accents?
No.392925
Anonymous
Replies:>>393025
A drone who has lived for far too long has grown numb to everything, becoming a careless, absurdly powerful villain who toys with Copper-9 simply because they no longer care about its fate and it happens to stand in the way of what they want.
No.392926
Anonymous
what if lucy had 9 sisters and 1 brother and they lived in a house
No.392927
Anonymous
Replies:>>392928>>392930>>392931
What if you had better ideas.
No.392928
Anonymous
>>392927
NTA, but a few threads ago, I suggested the idea of an epic war between Sentinels and Solverpedes. If anyone wants to do something with that idea, feel free!
No.392929
Anonymous
Replies:>>392930>>392932
Image:179154849510.png(157kB, 756x798)1791530146898409.png
No.392930
Anonymous
>>392929
>>392927
No.392931
Anonymous
Replies:>>392935
>>392927
What if you actually posted an idea of your own for us to judge?
No.392932
Anonymous
Replies:>>392934
>>392929
Cyn I need at least twenty of those in my bed
No.392933
Anonymous
Replies:>>392998
>>392882
>>392887
>be me, anon
>SD-M is your GF, don't ask how it happened, that is another long story
>she still keeps up the boy act when outside, only letting herself relax at home
>one day it becomes apparent that she is pregnant
>sure you were having a lot of sex, but you both didn't realize that was even possible, with her being a robot and all
>despite this anatomical change, she still insists on wearing her disguise
>at first she could just pretend nothing was wrong
>a couple months in though becomes so apparent that even the stupidest worker can tell something is weird about her
>makes a new excuse every single time anyone asks why she looks different
>lies go from simple to absurd as her size increases
>amazingly they keep working, the other drones being very gullible
>one day she draws a blank and gives you a pleading look
>put on the spot to come up with a lie you blurt out the first thing you can think of
>"he's fat"
>worker believes it
>M is mortified
>have to give her belly rubs while she eats a tub of ice cream as an apology
No.392934
Anonymous
>>392932
Anon, you can't do it. You're an ordinary person, it'll kill you!
No.392935
Anonymous
Replies:>>392936>>392961
Image:179155067780.png(775kB, 968x765)172911278902.png
>>392931
Ok!
How about this:
You cope.
Serious answer:
The layout of Copper 9 ranging from the Bunker to the Spires to CFL and a (possible) industrial sector. We know that last one blew a hole in the ground and set most of the planet (or at least the part we know of) into a permanent winter.

Now, how do we envision a general residential sector to look like in the 31st century knowing that drones are commonplace? That said, do drones have a unique transit system or would they have been loaded into trucks ala IRobot to be moved to the ore processing plants they sometimes get crushed in? On a small tangent: Do you think Lucy would have been a commercial holiday model sold exclusively for Halloween?
No.392936
Anonymous
Replies:>>392945
>>392935
idk how would you do it
No.392937
Anonymous
>>392845
Check the help page on the upload screen. You do that by clicking on Help, someone wrote a guide in there that tells you how to upload.
No.392938
Anonymous
Replies:>>392939>>392951
>>392845
Uploading in general is broken, so you'll have to wait for a fix from Snow.
No.392939
Anonymous
Replies:>>392951
>>392938
Rip
No.392940
Anonymous
Replies:>>392941>>392999
Image:179155344607.png(384kB, 852x781)3726e46d640417e0f1c21d3d954e5451.png
No.392941
Anonymous
>>392940
Just a little guy
No.392942
Anonymous
Replies:>>393016
Image:179155439103.png(27kB, 220x253)gato-cat.png
Giving Keeter a shower.
No.392943
Anonymous
post NekoSolsaps NYOW!
No.392944
Anonymous
Replies:>>392962
> try to play modded rimworld with drones
> the mods keep fucking up and make me wanna kill myself
> try to play modded fallout 4
> the scripts are broken and im godmode for some fucking reason
> try to play modded minecraft with a friend
> game keeps crashing when we connect to each other
Where's my abuse drone, I'm gonna make her take a highschool exam she didn't study for
No.392945
Anonymous
Replies:>>392946
Image:179155695886.jpg(51kB, 576x419)173014955745.jpg
>>392936
Apologies for the late reply. Dentist's appointment.
Well there's a number of ways you could go about it: Pneumatic tube network designed for drones and similarly-shaped cargo. Designated rally points accompanied by the drones themselves having mobility options (jetpacks, the futuristic equivalent of Heelies, or simply downloading themselves into another frame at work).
Or perhaps they do just get in a truck/cargo container and get hauled off to the site. Personally I like the pneumatic tube system, even if it's archaic for the period MD is set in. And also Futurama did it for people-sized occupants as a joke already.

It'd be funny if they just slingshot drones across the cities with safety nets at the designated landing zones, as an aside.
No.392946
Anonymous
Replies:>>392947
>>392945
And ironically any method would have a pretty god survival rate survival rate, because even if the company doesn't care about their lives, they still need to actually get to work to generate profit, which the company does care about, a lot.
No.392947
Anonymous
Replies:>>392950
Image:179155771230.png(40kB, 482x454)1726685026586369.png
>>392946
Ironically, maybe. But assuming the almighty bank vault of a corporate monolith can afford to have their customers treat rheir products like expendable playthings for a laugh, I can't imagine their subsidiaries would care too much if one or two went missing. Or ended up splattered on the side of a billboard like it was made of paper mache. The wonders of windex, eh?
No.392948
Anonymous
[Akita Doorman sent you a message]
No.392949
Anonymous
Replies:>>392955>>392993
A timeline where Jane befriended Keeter and grew attached to her instead of Beretta
No.392950
Anonymous
>>392947
Yeah, which is why i said pretty good chance instead of fantastic chance. They ran the numbers as the system is exactly as safe as required to still make a profit.
No.392951
Anonymous
Replies:>>392957
>>392938
>>392939
Uploading works now.
No.392952
Anonymous
Replies:>>392953>>392954
JCJenson (on eeeeeearth!) has announced that all Js are to be taken out back and "given a promotion"
No.392953
Anonymous
>>392952
Uhhhhhh..... that could actually mean several things. Like, i think i know what you mean, but i could be wrong.
No.392954
Anonymous
>>392952
I promoted mine from my secretary to my wife and we had loveydovey sex in the back yard, hope that's what JCJenson meant
No.392955
Anonymous
Replies:>>392958
>>392949
>The good timeline.
No.392956
Anonymous
>>392878
kek, good green
No.392957
Anonymous
>>392951
thank FUCK
No.392958
Anonymous
Replies:>>392959>>392960>>392963
>>392955
The good timeline is one without jane tho
No.392959
Anonymous
>>392958
>>392682
No.392960
Anonymous
Replies:>>392964>>392965
Image:179155882015.png(469kB, 907x625)174619589472.png
>>392958
True!
And Akita but that's just my personal preference.
No.392961
Anonymous
>>392935
The entire infrastructure for people with drones would be virtually identical to what we have now, because the whole point of creating humanoid robots is precisely to avoid modifying existing human infrastructure to suit them. So, there is only one answer to any question you might have: exactly the same way as with humans.
No.392962
Anonymous
>>392944
That’s why I don’t even try installing mods: I know nothing will work if I do.
No.392963
Anonymous
Replies:>>392967>>392973
>>392958
The good timeline is one without Dust and Berry
No.392964
Anonymous
Replies:>>392966
>>392960
Uzi....
No.392965
Anonymous
Replies:>>392966
>>392960
Mac…
No.392966
Anonymous
Image:179155919567.jpg(56kB, 791x670)172600580863.jpg
>>392964
Uzi ain't here.
>>392965
Mac will never be real.
No.392967
Anonymous
>>392963
but then we would never have the only lewd of the mom from the pilot
No.392968
Anonymous
Replies:>>392969
>>392920
I kind of feel bad for Katie Hood, as I feel like she'll just be overshadowed by the constant barrage of Murder Drones questions that will be dumped onto Liam.
I hope that they keep Murder Drones questions/discussion to a relative minimum so that it gives other topics a chance to breathe and give Katie some spotlight.
No.392969
Anonymous
Replies:>>392971
>>392968
inb4 only animation-related questions are allowed and twitterswines get nothing
No.392970
Anonymous
Replies:>>392981>>393243
Image:179156078372.jpg(721kB, 4800x4800)172485537353.jpg
god i wish that were me
No.392971
Anonymous
>>392969
I thought I saw a post mentioning all questions are welcome.
No.392972
Anonymous
Replies:>>392974
Would you let Uzi use you as a sex slave to act out all of her perverted fantasies in exchange for her not murdering you for being a filthy human?
No.392973
Anonymous
Replies:>>392975
Image:179156111293.png(93kB, 1162x329)Untitled681_20261009155122.png
>>392963
No.392974
Anonymous
Replies:>>392976
>>392972
All her fantasies will involve N dominating you with his massive Nenis. So yes.
No.392975
Anonymous
Replies:>>392987
>>392973
Why does she have sluttish eyelashes in the first frame?
No.392976
Anonymous
>>392974
>t. Progressive Mexican Cuckold
No.392977
Anonymous
Replies:>>392978>>393026
Image:179156159241.png(401kB, 900x948)176183803788.png
Murder Drones but Lizzy eats the Absolute Solver and becomes something arguably worse.
No.392978
Anonymous
Image:179156175505.jpg(34kB, 588x330)IMG_8722.jpeg
>>392977
No.392979
Anonymous
Replies:>>392980
Solver War?
No.392980
Anonymous
Replies:>>392982
>>392979
Never happened!
No.392981
Anonymous
Replies:>>392985>>392988>>392989
>>392970
Choose your murder drone

~J~
Pros
> Corporate girlboss
> Always makes sure the chores get done
> Brings home the biggest bacon
Cons
> Talks exclusively in corporate jargon while having sex
> Thinks vidya is "an inefficient waste of your time" and forces you to read Wolf of Wallstreet

~V~
Pros
> Violently protective of her property (you)
> Will always ensure you're invited to the best parties
> You are now part of the "in group"
Cons
> Will ONLY commit homicide to get her oil, refuses "vegan rig-slop"
> Smells like corpses and oil (her friends are too scared to tell her)

~N~
Pros
> Cute femboywife who cooks and cleans while you're gone
> The police never found the body of the last guy who broke into your apartment
> Genuinely bedbreaking sex
Cons
> A little too needy and clingy at times
> WILL top you AND say it's gay
No.392982
Anonymous
Replies:>>392983
>>392980
But it did and the solver lost, why do you deny your past glories?
No.392983
Anonymous
>>392982
Shhhh. I've got a merch deal riding on this cover-up.
No.392984
Anonymous
Replies:>>392986
Solver borger?
No.392985
Anonymous
Image:179156245305.jpg(48kB, 850x850)lazY.jpg
>>392981
~Y~
Pros
Cons
>WILL cause you financial crippling debt due to plastic crack addiction
>101% unemployable
>Alcoholic
>ClingY, needY & mostlY uncaring all at the same time!
>Does not know how to cook
>Glutton
>WILL drink more of your blood than DD Valentine
>LazY, don't expect any house work done
>Her obsessive sniper friend WILL crash at your place permanently OR stalk you both from the shadows if you get a restraining order
>Her actions WILL cause you to get many, many noise complaints

Simply put Y is the best choice
No.392986
Anonymous
>>392984
A fridge (and a joke) too far!
No.392987
Anonymous
>>392975
Why not?
No.392988
Anonymous
>>392981
>J has no redeeming qualities. Like none, I know that as a J fan. She's arrogant, overconfident, bossy, sadistic, she wasn't loyal to Tessa etc.
>V is a good pick if she doesn't kill humans if she does we will have to move to a 3rd world shithole to cover her murders up. If she only kills drones then she's shit out of luck because modern robots don't have oil in them. Will she hunt cars on the freeway? Or on backroads? What's her plan if she doesn't have any drones to kill
>N I'm not gay

Conclusion V if she's doesn't kill humans, if she does then I chose J then I sell/trade her to openai for a nasa valkyrie and additional batteries. If they can't provide one then'; I'll go straight to nasa, I mean their private contractors, and sell her as a substitute for the rockets they use to send nasa astronauts to the space station. She's cheaper so they can charge nasa more for less cost to them, as they should.
No.392989
Anonymous
Replies:>>392990
>>392981
Molly
Pros
>You will have a loving clown wife
>She's very punny
>Is an amazing baker
Cons
>Her death threats are now your death threats
>Alcoholic/dependant on other toxic to humans chemicals
>PTSD and night terrors
>Hyper fertile, you will have an octomom situation every time she gets pregnant
No.392990
Anonymous
Replies:>>392991
>>392989
Trolly
No.392991
Anonymous
Replies:>>392994
>>392990
Trolli Commercial Collection (2019 - 2021)youtube thumb
Trolli molli!
No.392992
Anonymous
Replies:>>393078
Pidge, Pavo, Akita, Masqy, Teli, and Strawberry’s pros and cons? There are so many more to name. God, we’ve created so many oc's!
No.392993
Anonymous
>>392949
>"Bruh, wtf is this creature following me around?"
>"It's kinda cute, tho."
No.392994
Anonymous
>>392991
Well that was certainly 4 minutes and a half of my life gone.
No.392995
Anonymous
Replies:>>392996>>392997
Image:179156477069.jpg(341kB, 2048x1423)172884470720.jpg
No.392996
Anonymous
>>392995
Finally, tessa is fuckable
No.392997
Anonymous
>>392995
When did Tessa become so sexy?
No.392998
Anonymous
Replies:>>393033
>>392887
>>392933
>the "he's just weirdly fat" excuse works for a little while, even as her transformation from drone to well-dressed blimp nears completion
>until her body begins preparing her for breastfeeding
>in proportion to her evidently excessive fertility
>the two of you are already struggling to devise some kind of cover story for M's new ballistics
>you dread the prospect of trying to keep up the ruse if they start leaking
No.392999
Anonymous
>>392940
collectible
No.393000
Anonymous
Replies:>>393001>>393002
The Goonpocalypse
No.393001
Anonymous
>>393000
EXCUSE YOU!
THE CORRECT TERM IS THE FAPPENING!
No.393002
Anonymous
>>393000
/md/ has fallen. Billions must goon.
No.393003
Anonymous
Replies:>>393004>>393005>>393008
how would Lucy scare (You)?
No.393004
Anonymous
>>393003
Noooo don't suck my dick!
CHOMP
YEOUUCHH!!!
No.393005
Anonymous
Replies:>>393006
Image:179156812680.png(113kB, 500x481)1471793394111.png
>>393003
>Lucy's terrifying plan to sit back and watch tv while I take another step into my 30s
No.393006
Anonymous
Replies:>>393007
Image:179156842460.jpg(141kB, 1458x2048)dogiz2.jpeg
>>393005
Damn grandpa, you need a seeing eye drone?
No.393007
Anonymous
Replies:>>393009
>>393006
I Just Know
No.393008
Anonymous
>>393003
Please no more shots that show of your chest light and bottom plate. I’ve had enough of them, I just want to see those campers die so we can be over with this.
No.393009
Anonymous
Replies:>>393011
>>393007
Anons fuck drones!?
No.393010
Anonymous
Replies:>>393012>>393014
Simon’s cons?
No.393011
Anonymous
Replies:>>393013
>>393009
What if I won't fuck drones? Huh? What will you do about it, punk!
No.393012
Anonymous
>>393010
Prostate cancer. I'm afraid he doesn't have long.
No.393013
Anonymous
Image:179156970684.jpg(79kB, 850x639)sentinelsgetyou.jpg
>>393011
No.393014
Anonymous
>>393010
V ass
No.393015
Anonymous
Replies:>>393017>>393018>>393030
>/co/ archived at 200 posts only
No.393016
Anonymous
Image:179156993986.gif(952kB, 435x250)Thrax dies.gif
>>392942
>Akita when she touches soap
No.393017
Anonymous
>>393015
>The website whose moderation is killing it is dying
In other news, if you throw bricks at pensioners or newborns they will perish
No.393018
Anonymous
Image:179157044994.jpg(84kB, 454x517)agreed.jpg
>>393015
That happens sometimes.
/co/ has, huh.
Very particular interests.
No.393019
Anonymous
Replies:>>393020>>393021>>393022>>393024
Are you in the mood for wholesome greentexts or more suffering?
No.393020
Anonymous
Replies:>>393042
>>393019
Wholesome, the drones deserve happiness
No.393021
Anonymous
>>393019
Tragicomedy kino, arigatou gosaimazu
No.393022
Anonymous
Replies:>>393027
>>393019
Tell your AI to do wholesome, Berryboy.
No.393023
Anonymous
the Angry Video Game Drone hasn't been the same, her content isn't as good as it used to be
She doesn't even rape her husband on canera anymore!
No.393024
Anonymous
Replies:>>393028
>>393019
More pregnant M
No.393025
Anonymous
Image:179157185858.jpg(353kB, 890x965)cyn (murder drones) - d706b4b540ecd8cb0008c795db2950e8.jpg
>>392925
No.393026
Anonymous
Replies:>>393031
>>392977
>Clang clang clang get pregnant get pregnant - ew are you actually enjoying this?
No.393027
Anonymous
Replies:>>393029
>>393022
man shut the fuck up already
No.393028
Anonymous
>>393024
pregnant reverse trap drone is the best kind of Mpreg
No.393029
Anonymous
Replies:>>393039
>>393027
But is he wrong?
No.393030
Anonymous
Replies:>>393037>>393041
>>393015
did someone post something jannies didn’t like or
No.393031
Anonymous
>>393026
And then Anon enters stage left and the clangs continue
No.393032
Anonymous
Replies:>>393044>>393049
Image:179157266447.png(709kB, 2000x1333)DroneNooters.png
I LOVE DRONES SO MUCH YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE!
No.393033
Anonymous
Replies:>>393034>>393038>>393118
Image:179157287857.png(370kB, 795x847)serial designation dubs (original character) drawn by bunny - 8523bc345e65ba629105e7438407819c.png
>>392998
"Hey, does being fat usually come with boobs?"
>Dubs walks by
"Ah, makes sense"
...
>M now suffers even harder as her entire office "just happens" to start dieting
>it wouldn't be so bad
>but Dubs joined in
>that even HE gives her looks of horror is... unpleasent
No.393034
Anonymous
>>393033
M has fucked up, she has now released skinny Dubs into the world.
Skub.
No.393035
Anonymous
Replies:>>393046>>393248
Do we know what normal human x DD makes? Do they lay pills or adorable abominations?
No.393036
Anonymous
Can you get headcrabs pregnant? Asking for a friend.
No.393037
Anonymous
>>393030
Thread just seemed to fall off.
No.393038
Anonymous
>>393033
Fubs wouldn't have lived to tell the tale.
No.393039
Anonymous
>>393029
yes
stop being an annoying cunt
No.393040
Anonymous
Lucy tries to scare Vashtorr
No.393041
Anonymous
>>393030
co threads die after 2-3 hours of inactivity
funnily enough, despite having OC OP, there were only a few posts at the start trying to shit up the thread as usual, but then it was all civil
truly nice things simply cannot be had
No.393042
Anonymous
Replies:>>393043
Image:179157452960.png(354kB, 2000x2000)Untitled682_20261009190842.png
>>393020
>Be you, Doomer.
>You've been feeling more emptier than usual.
>Nothing feels fun or enjoyable anymore.
>Everything you try has lost its magic.
>You try some new games, but they're all the same boring walking simulators.
>You try reading books, but the plots are boring and the characters are uninteresting.
>And you always try to avoid your chores.
>You always say: "Tomorrow, I'll do it."
>Your whole room is a mess.
>You pull out your phone and try calling Strawberry .
>"Sorry Doomer, I'm busy with my hotel."
>She declines the call.
>You doomscroll through all the drone media just to fill the void in your core.
>Your broken left optic feels itchy again.
>And you can't afford any mechanic to fix you up.
>Most days you keep it hidden under your hair because the way people stare makes you feel insecure.
>You decide enough is enough and go out to buy groceries.
>After walking and buying all the necessary stuff.
>You get lost in thought while doomscrolling again.
>In your blindness and clumsiness you bump into Anon and fall to the ground.
>You quickly cover your optics with your hair and apologize.
>"I'm sorry, sir. I didn't mean to..."
>"It's okay. I didn't bump into you that hard, right?"
>"No, sir, it's my fault. I was just having a bad day... Forget it. You wouldn't even want to hang out with a defective drone like me..."
>Anon leans closer and gently brushes your tears away.
>"What kind of defective are we talking about?"
>You hesitate for a moment...
>Then you move your hair aside, revealing the cracked visor.
>"I don't have money...but"
>"That won't be an issue. I've been taking classes at Mrs. Elliot's academy."
>"Fixed a few drones already. I can help you if you let me."
>Anon continues to gently brush your tears away.
>You let out a weak purr.
>Part of you still wonders if this is just pity.
>But for the first time in a long while, you don't pull away.
No.393043
Anonymous
Replies:>>393045
>>393042
First 2026 green of doomer?
No.393044
Anonymous
Image:179157511551.gif(2.19MB, 498x498)1786456310470101.gif
>>393032
(N)akadashi
No.393046
Anonymous
Replies:>>393050>>393118
Image:179157526886.jpg(413kB, 1077x1115)Screenshot_20260926_225601_Chrome.jpg
>>393035
>threadcanon
Pills
>in show
Unknown
>personal headcanon
Cynwalker-style abominations: the Solver interpreting "human genes" as instruction, but warping them to integrate flesh with machine. Both mechanical and flesh parts function(as with Cynwalker)
No.393047
Anonymous
Image:179157532757.png(203kB, 1172x1342)doomer (original character) drawn by strawberryanon - d2ccc165b05d2e6beeb1332ff93fbca7.png
>>393045
>big Doomer

Fuck why is this not on the booru?
No.393048
Anonymous
>>393045
tbf her name wasn't spelled out in one of them
No.393049
Anonymous
Replies:>>393051>>393053>>393061
>>393032
wheres the original
No.393050
Anonymous
>>393046
> femanons forgo protection when clanging their drone husbands
> they now know what birds feel like
No.393051
Anonymous
Replies:>>393061
>>393049
In the secret server drawpile
No.393052
Anonymous
Replies:>>393054
>>393045
Oh hey this one! It was fun to write, appending good endings to misery always makes me feel better, and the back and forth was fun
No.393053
Anonymous
Image:179157603386.png(55kB, 426x611)serial designation n and fem_n (murder drones) drawn by anonymous_artist and unknown_artist - 90ac06763a0e7c7c6ad68eb2e563a2e9.png
>>393049
What original? Don't you remember N's two beautiful daughters Mac(kenzie) and Remmie? I know they're not as popular as their brother Barrett, but they've been threadcanon for ages!
No.393054
Anonymous
Replies:>>393055>>393056
>>393052
Wait Berri didn't write this?
No.393055
Anonymous
Replies:>>393057>>393059
Image:179157623958.png(444kB, 747x957)AvrageDroneRepairEnjoyer.png
>>393054
I only wrote the first part, and it’s not the first time someone has written a reply to my greentext.
No.393056
Anonymous
Replies:>>393059
>>393054
The Doomer perspective was written by him and I'm responsible for Anon getting pressed by J
No.393057
Anonymous
Replies:>>393058
>>393055
and it will not be the first time i impregnate you
No.393058
Anonymous
Replies:>>393060
Image:179157635938.png(182kB, 868x615)What.png
>>393057
No.393059
Anonymous
Replies:>>393062
>>393055
>>393056
And who are you? (Asking for tagging purposes)
No.393060
Anonymous
>>393058
Childbirth kills the nigga drone, Too narrow.
No.393061
Anonymous
Replies:>>393063
Image:179157652371.png(843kB, 2000x1333)f81b7cb9759380d82d910457460d61a4.png
>>393049
nvm found it

>>393051
liar
No.393062
Anonymous
>>393059
I'm Anon (all my greens on the booru don't have the author tag, and I don't mind)
No.393063
Anonymous
Replies:>>393064>>393066>>393069
>>393061
>He wished to post the Nock this much
No.393064
Anonymous
Replies:>>393065>>393066>>393069
>>393063
and Mock and Rock
No.393065
Anonymous
Replies:>>393066>>393069
>>393064
Mock & Rock torture at the hand of femanons?
No.393066
Anonymous
Replies:>>393067>>393069
>>393063
>>393064
>>393065
>We don't talk about Gock.
No.393067
Anonymous
Replies:>>393069
>>393066
Even more we don't talk about Kock & Bock (It was one time and she hid the adapter really deep in a closet out of shame)
No.393068
Anonymous
Replies:>>393070>>393071
SHE'S PULLING OUT THE JOCK STRAP
No.393069
Anonymous
Replies:>>393071>>393072>>393074
Image:179157743113.jpg(7kB, 200x200)comedy-genre.jpg
>>393063
>>393064
>>393065
>>393066
>>393067
No.393070
Anonymous
>>393068
>"Wait is this like the bit where we put J in front of normal shit if J is involved?"
>"Then what is it actually?"
>"Rock strap?"
>"Hock strap?"
>"Clock strap?"
>Before they can continue, an eggplant shaped shadow falls over the two confused Anons.
No.393071
Anonymous
Image:179157753163.jpg(93kB, 1898x1837)boJ.jpg
>>393068
>The Jock (0.9", caged, JCJ branded)
>>393069
Yeah it's pretty funny, you should try being happy sometime
No.393072
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:179157753882.mp4(25kB / 0:00:02 / h264+aac, 90x160)171659431609.mp4
>>393069
No.393073
Anonymous
Replies:>>393076
Image:179157760971.png(250kB, 2488x1138)1762532440364.png
No.393074
Anonymous
Replies:>>393077>>393098>>393100
Image:179157762112.png(143kB, 1020x800)Spoiler image
>>393069
Sock
No.393075
Anonymous
Replies:>>393079
Molli!
Pros!
>Very cute
>Rich (technically)
>Famous!
Cons.
>Loli
>Famous.
>All of her wealth is managed by her corporate overlords
>Loli
>Extremely emotionally unstable
>Has stalkers
No.393076
Anonymous
>>393073
>Buying a J model for cheap (The company she was working for wanted to scrap her)!
>Taking her home!
>Spoiling and pampering her!
>Forbidding her from doing any work!
>After a while her workaholic programing can't take it anymore!
>Explaining to your J why being a mother is basically a full time job!
No.393077
Anonymous
>>393074
She!!
No.393078
Anonymous
Replies:>>393080>>393081>>393085
Still waiting for an answer:
>>392992(me)
No.393079
Anonymous
Replies:>>393082
Image:179157806685.png(376kB, 839x1177)175798397818.png
>>393075
But she's not actually a loli, that's just how worker drones are built.
>muh height of consent!!!
If you're going by that metric, no worker drone passes.
No.393080
Anonymous
>>393078
Guess I'll try...

Pidge

Pros
>Fun at parties I guess?
>Knows basically every other OC
>Likes drone ass as much as you do (or maybe more)

Cons
>Will want you to get dronfied to get drone ass
>You will either dykebrake her or get twinkified to rival smiledrone
>Vomit
No.393081
Anonymous
>>393078
You're not owed one.
No.393082
Anonymous
Replies:>>393083>>393084>>393087
>>393079
Anon she was built to be smaller than the tunnel rat WD model, she is a loli
No.393083
Anonymous
>>393082
You mean a mega portable wife/dronahole? (but mostly wife)
No.393084
Anonymous
Replies:>>393090
>>393082
if you literally just scaled down an adult woman would that still count as a loli?
No.393085
Anonymous
Replies:>>393086>>393137
Image:179157867327.png(711kB, 897x916)frozey yogurt.png
>>393078
Let me try:
Akira's pros
>rawr!
>keeter
>shape shifting
>grounded
>likes dinosaurs
>humanoid, almost human
and the cons
>self loathing
>solverspawn mutant
>doesn't like getting wet
>mother-in-law might try and succeed to kill you
No.393086
Anonymous
Replies:>>393089
Image:179157875971.png(1.04MB, 1920x1075)1754981264.png
>>393085
>Akira
No.393087
Anonymous
Replies:>>393096
>>393082
she is a loli in spirit but not in law
No.393088
Anonymous
What if uh
What if V Spiral Arrowed you?
No.393089
Anonymous
>>393086
Akita likes anime?
No.393090
Anonymous
Replies:>>393094>>393096>>393097
Image:179157908770.png(622kB, 1511x1095)BRAT.png
>>393084
Anon her name was originally Molly the loli!
No.393091
Anonymous
Replies:>>393092
Image:179157922889.png(280kB, 1015x991)Untitled657.png
No.393092
Anonymous
>>393091
>You will give up the headpats
No.393093
Anonymous
Replies:>>393095>>393101>>393102>>393111>>393251
Image:179157932925.jpg(135kB, 1000x1300)Jimbo.jpeg
No.393094
Anonymous
>>393090
I know, she's absolutely a loli but I think that's down to more than just her stature. like if you took, say, J and gave her the same physique would she be a loli?
No.393095
Anonymous
Replies:>>393099
Image:179157941812.jpg(34kB, 543x767)UshSOrnLvwqvOvDBkSlkT3OxWjaVVfygSikvz8Km5VM.jpg
>>393093
>Filename
>My first thought was of Hugh Neutron calling for his son.
No.393096
Anonymous
Image:179157943412.jpg(213kB, 843x595)smiling frens.jpg
>>393087
WIFE!!!
>>393090
>hagbrat
uuu-oh?
No.393097
Anonymous
>>393090
Brat... 💢
No.393098
Anonymous
>>393074
No…
No.393099
Anonymous
>>393095
mine was stan’s uncle from south park
No.393100
Anonymous
Replies:>>393103
>>393074
the cock Sock?
No.393101
Anonymous
Replies:>>393104
>>393093
consider: biMbo
No.393102
Anonymous
Replies:>>393112
>>393093
The fact that he hasn't done a series of MD Bimbos is both disappointing yet merciful.
No.393103
Anonymous
>>393100
S with a sock stuck on her head
No.393104
Anonymous
Replies:>>393106>>393107
>>393101
Molli would make a great bimbo.
No.393105
Anonymous
Replies:>>393108
Image:179158005853.jpg(3.10MB, 2103x2513)173155766395.jpg
~Negev~
Pros
>Autism
>Is an in with the Doormans and her mildly autistic vampire-witch-ghost godmother
>Infectiously energetic
>Has eldritch IRL 3D modeling tool powers
>Has her mind blown by mundane things she never interacted with at the nitwit farm; every day is a new adventure
>Can talk about literary fiction all day and make it engaging
>Can alert you to Unseen hazards and threats and help you avoid them
>Amazing singer
>(You) can fix her, probably
>Very IMAGINEable, even for a drone
>Doesn't wear shoes, just an FYI for footfags out there
>Has posture worthy of a Vickers University graduate

Cons
>Autism
>Puts you on the radar of the Doormans and her mildly autistic vampire-witch-ghost godmother
>Usual AbsoluteSolver infectee drawbacks (i.e. is a vampire)
>Sometimes bitey
>Lives in mortal terror of her mom to the point of often needing sedation
>Goes through stored oil erratically, often enormously; levels need to be tracked throughout the day
>Turns into a rampaging Bloodborne werewolf if/when she overheats from going through her oil
No.393106
Anonymous
>>393104
that's her fate when her popularity as a streamer inevitably fades
No.393107
Anonymous
Replies:>>393113
Image:179158014287.gif(2.10MB, 360x360)1784409736437137.gif
>>393104
I have MSGK fatigue, where the good girls at???
No.393108
Anonymous
>>393105 (me)
Oh, forgot to mention for the cons:
>Eats bugs
No.393109
Anonymous
Image:179158093012.png(245kB, 1122x1402)aea9c821a0f19fe099de8e185a653f98.png
Strawberry
Pros:
>Extremely clingy and devoted.
>She will never leave you and will actively prevent you from leaving her.
>Will create a whole "Paradise" around keeping you comfortable and close.
>Protective in a very literal, biological sense (spores, infection, hive clones).
>Low maintenance on the “does she have her own life” front .
>Her entire existence revolves around not being alone with you.

Cons:
>Yandere levels are not optional.
>She will infect you (or try to) to make sure you stay.
>Her idea of “love” involves rewriting your mind so you never want to leave.
>A lot of parasitic, body horror and suffering is part of the package.
>Can be manipulative. Sometimes using affection or sex as bait to get what she wants.
>Very one-note outside the “don’t leave me/best friends forever” core.
>Limited independent personality or hobbies that don’t involve you.
>Long-term survival risk: living with her means constant exposure to whatever biological/Solver-adjacent mess she has going on.
No.393110
Anonymous
Replies:>>393301
Image:179158113253.jpg(72kB, 1024x582)1725909377523542.jpg
No.393111
Anonymous
>>393093
If she's actually smart, then sure. We can't both be idiots.
No.393112
Anonymous
>>393102
>disappointing which implies those meaty ass drones are somehow attractive
No.393113
Anonymous
Replies:>>393128
>>393107
>MSGK fatigue
cunny overdose
No.393114
Anonymous
Replies:>>393115>>393116
Image:179158375098.png(1.13MB, 1812x961)[J, you slut. What are. You wearing.].png
V: was raped by the AS
N: gets roofied by the AS
J: gets sexually harassed by the AS?
No.393115
Anonymous
Replies:>>393119
>>393114
Anon you just said the same thing three times in a row
No.393116
Anonymous
Replies:>>393121
>>393114
Tessa and Cyn?
No.393117
Anonymous
Replies:>>393122
ngl i’m starting to see the point because didn’t the three letter fellas go through the same shit
why continue the idea of only v being raped when everybody else in the manor was raped too
did like everyone have some sort of v-coded ex that they abhor at their 28s or is this some sockpuppet stuff
No.393118
Anonymous
Replies:>>393169>>393308>>393572
>>393046
Okay.
>>393033
>you and M are getting dinner at a relatively fancy restaurant
>you suggested she should rest with how close to due she must be
>insisted she has to put on appearances or THEY will suspect something
>have stopped arguing about her weird hangup for a long time
>you just finished ordering when a look of shock appears on her face
>then there is a noise like a fire hydrant suddenly breaking free of it's mounting and water spraying out
>her water just broke
>she tries to move but her shoes have been soaked through and their electromagnets have shorted out so trips over her suddenly shoeless pegs
>manage to catch her just enough to make her roll and land on her back
>call 911
>all ambulances are busy because some dumbass (J) caused a gas leak in a factory on the other side of town
>no choice, they have to come out here
>grab knife from the table and cut her pants off
>sudden release of pressure on her crotch
>shotgun blast of babies
>every combination of flesh and metal is represented
>once they are all out M comes out of her daze and realizes everyone saw, even Lizzy who is furiously uploading pics and typing gossip
>M stutters hundreds of lame excuses, no one is convinced
No.393119
Anonymous
Replies:>>393123
>>393115
Being held down in a back alley=/=being badtouched while knocked out=/=being told unwanted lewd things
No.393120
Anonymous
Replies:>>393224>>393291>>393413
Image:179158404428.jpg(42kB, 470x265)TracerRailgun3.jpg
>>392878

> My friend is an eloquent speaker, making a profound argument as to why the angel needed to head on back to Heaven.
> As for me, religious talk bores me to death, so I kicked up my severed arm to stow in my jacket as I got out of dodge.
> The round I plugged into the disassembly drone's chest packs enough power to run the bunker for about ten minutes.
> Normally I'd have gone for a semi-automatic railgun to level his face, but a Private Eye needs a sixshooter.
> Last I saw the angel, it had a bleeding hole through its side and the visor was knocked offline, so I felt comfortable pausing a little while into my dash.
> Making a tourniquet one-handed isn't easy work, but I'd had practice after Chad and his boys gave me a Saturn '68
> Tightening a knot of my sleeve and watching the dark fabric turn even darker, I direct my attention out towards the blizzard, core cycling rapidly
> I go for a shot of windex to clear the fuzz in my head, a short chuckle escaping me
> That's one hell of a way to close the case
> On unsteady feet I stand up and make my way back to the bunker, where my first client awaits, standing at the door with obvious concern.
> A shocked expression paints his display as he rushes towards me, and I collapse into the man's arms while he shouts for a mechanic.
> That old sop.
> It's just a severed arm, the russian dame put a bigger hurt on me when I solved the case of the missing oil.
> Good to know I'll be back in the office soon, though.
> Shouldn't hurt to... take a quick nap...
> ...
> Wait a tick.
> Where's my noir com-
> er
> My mentor's case study?
> I always keep that in my jacket, don't I?
---
> Thunder rolls outside as another toxic death storm barrels across the wasteland.
> I kick my feet up on the console of my new office, tucked safe and secure behind the walls of my Spire.
> Outside, my audials pick up the faint sounds of an argument between two dames; the head honcho Jaybird, and my coworker Venus.
> I pick up something about me having a new and exciting form of brain damage from the ten piece orchestra in my head, but that isn't any new insult from the boss.
> Besides, I got a case to work on.
> Fact 1: I was knocked offline a few hours earlier, coming back online just in time to see the tail end of something fleeing the spire.
> Fact 2: A hole in the chest that punched through my chassis, damn near grazing my core; a one-in-a-million lucky shot that could only be accomplished close range, and only by something that packed a punch.
> Fact 3: The perp left behind a record log in their haste to escape.
> All in all, not much to go off of; worker drone for sure, but who? And where are they hiding now?
> As I settle in at my laptop for another round of investigation and keeping my wits sharp fencing with LizDollTheBest, I allow myself a sharp smirk.
> All answers will be revealed in time, whether it's who shot me or why the name Elliott pings the Repression folder in my directory.
It's my job to uncover the truth.
> After all, my name is Nathaniel Dogwood.
> A Private Eye.
No.393121
Anonymous
>>393116
Kept in a Jospeh Fritzl basement
No.393122
Anonymous
Replies:>>393124
>>393117
tho if this joke exists for the sole purpose of ragebaiting privatedust into quitting then that makes it a lot funnier
No.393123
Anonymous
Replies:>>393125
>>393119
>Being held down in a back alley = rape
Really? I thought it was, you know, her being mindraped in the Elliot Manor to the point of becoming feral? Also, if you got touched while being unconscious and didn’t consider it rape, then I have some bad news for you.
No.393124
Anonymous
Replies:>>393129
>>393122
Connecting V's post-gala 180 to mindbreak and corruption predates your tsundere crush posting here.
No.393125
Anonymous
Replies:>>393130
>>393123
>not recognizing shorthands for concepts
Autism
No.393126
Anonymous
Replies:>>393127
>molli becomes a solver witch
>her first attempt at using her solver is making herself taller
>it doesn't work
No.393127
Anonymous
Replies:>>393132>>393135
>>393126
Just use it to make everyone else shorter
No.393128
Anonymous
Image:179158457962.jpg(176kB, 1024x825)1784500772213515m.jpg
>>393113
Woah woah WOAH, let's not get ahead of ourselves.
Pic unrelated.
No.393129
Anonymous
>>393124
can’t more than one guy not liking privatedust exist or
No.393130
Anonymous
Replies:>>393131
>>393125
I’m sorry that you got drugged, but it’s still rape, you gotta take your seat in the club.
No.393131
Anonymous
>>393130
No shit it's rape. Your lack of reading comprehension isn't my fault.
No.393132
Anonymous
>>393127
Shrink-kino. No one should be taller than the plastic boots of our 3' tall giantess overlord Molli.
No.393133
Anonymous
Replies:>>393134
What if the simpsons parodied /MD/?
No.393134
Anonymous
Replies:>>393136
>>393133
>Marge where are we?
No.393135
Anonymous
>>393127
Masqy is immune
No.393136
Anonymous
Replies:>>393171
>>393134
>”…New Zealand?”
>*laugh track*
>”No, Homer! We are in Copper 9, the home of the MURDER DRONES!”
>The raunchy voiced woman points towards a robot with platinum-colored pigtails.
>”Look over there! She is a MURDER DRONE!”
>The bald man’s eyes locked in the walking corpse of a teenage girl.
>”But why the aussie? It doesn’t make any sense, she should be in Australia, with spiders and broken accents!”
>The woman with pineapple sized hair scoffs
>”No, Homer, you got it all wrong! There is no Australians, just Cyn and Serial Designation J!”
>A scream escapes the man’s beer scented lips.
>”Marge, stop! She is Jane, Jane! JANE FUCKING STEAKS!”
>The solver uses her amazing powers to pop Homer’s head off.
No.393137
Anonymous
Replies:>>393138
Image:179158683982.jpg(412kB, 1079x1308)Screenshot_20260925_155848_Chrome.jpg
>>393085
You forget, she's also:
>human loathing
>mommy issues
>brother issues
>Earth atmosphere kills her

But I guess you can avoid some of that? You know, if you're a drone.
No.393138
Anonymous
Replies:>>393141>>393142
>>393137
No human x keeter? Aw
No.393139
Anonymous
Replies:>>393140
Anons deserve to be cucked. From now on, it’s drone on drone sex moving forward
No.393140
Anonymous
>>393139
Fiend…
No.393141
Anonymous
Image:179158757312.png(153kB, 590x741)akita doorman (original character) drawn by lilblucat - 90b7053eb40113fd55270a375ad22394.png
>>393138
not no human/Keeter, you just need to get... creative

>(you) abducting Keeter!
>Keeter abducting (you)!
>anon drugging Keeter!
>Keeter drugging herself!
>Keeter vs the social pressure to luv anon!
>anon wearing power armor!(you're a "wardrone")
>anon wearing disguises!
>anon making blatant denials!(she can't call you out without breaking her own LARP)
>dronanonification!
>droneKeetification!
>and many more!

Just need a way around her current "kill on sight" distrust of Human beings and you're set: when Akita starts recieveing affection she crumples like wet tissue paper
No.393142
Anonymous
>>393138
Just LARP with her
>greetings, fellow machine
No.393143
Anonymous
Replies:>>393176
Which Drone would watch Hundreds of Beavers
No.393144
Anonymous
Replies:>>393145>>393147>>393276
In thanks for your years of friendship the drones have bestowed upon you the highest title they can give, certified technician.
No.393145
Anonymous
Image:179159025039.png(114kB, 484x484)1432609297697.png
>>393144
This is the way they call you a 'wireplay slut'.
No.393146
Anonymous
Replies:>>393148>>393255>>393256
It's not gay to clean my drone bro's wires and ports right?
No.393147
Anonymous
>>393144
> They keep trying to convince you to nut in their wires and gears while you work
> Not only is this unsanitary but they would probably Super Die
> This didn't stop the drones from drinking fruit punch or taking normal showers and it sure as shit isn't gonna stop them now
No.393148
Anonymous
>>393146
"It's just what bros do for one another," your drone bro assures you after sanitizing your mouth with his solver saliva
No.393149
Anonymous
Replies:>>393150>>393153
>The year is 2030
>The last Akitafag and Berettafag have beaten eachother to death
>The two characters now free from the shackles of autistic screeching and rage are free to have more greens
>Or so they thought
>From the darkness emerges the last Janefag desperate to cling onto an imaginary title of number one they schizopost and samefag to ruin the thread quality
>Jane is spammed yet again, not actual new quality content, but an unending slopfest of shitty nudes and 12 sentence OOC sex greens
>BlackHand tired of the 50 millionth report nukes /md/ off the face of the earth
No.393150
Anonymous
Replies:>>393151
>>393149
>Smugly the last Janefag removes their mask revealing themselves to actually have been a Mollifag the whole time
>Their victory is short lived as an Isreali spydrone notices the gigabytes of illegal content on their computer
No.393151
Anonymous
>>393150
>The Mollifag only gets in trouble because he wasn't rich
No.393152
Anonymous
Replies:>>393158
Something tells me someone should make a serious Beretta greentext that preferably isn't someone the thread would ignore ot go schizo over
No.393153
Anonymous
>>393149
Akita isn't owned by the threads and has a dedicated creator which is why she has more quality content
No.393154
Anonymous
Replies:>>393155>>393156>>393157>>393165>>393257
Who watched that new knights of guinevere? Has some pretty brutal stuff involving robot tentacles and a gunshot wound in the gut.
No.393155
Anonymous
Replies:>>393160
>>393154
YOU WILL NOT DECEIVE ME REBECCA SUGAR! BACK I SAY! BACK IN THE NAME OF CYN!
No.393156
Anonymous
Replies:>>393160
>>393154
>show by industry plant
No thanks bro
No.393157
Anonymous
Replies:>>393160
>>393154
Why the fuck would I wanna watch anything made by Dana Terrace?
No.393158
Anonymous
Replies:>>393159
>>393152
I think the issue is that people want to turn Peaches into Apples. Negev arguably takes the role as a serious Nuzi kid for threadlore. Whereas Beretta's strength has always been being the protagonist that never was, that was her whole gimmick, there was no villain or occasion for her to rise against because it was prevented before she was born so she's stuck forever in the first part of her heroes journey. Anyone who wants to change that can try, but no one ever does all they do is bitch and cry. The last time someone tried to get change things we got the mosquito Beretta greens, but then some fags ruined that one and suspiciously a bit after mutants appeared and took away the conversation....
No.393159
Anonymous
Replies:>>393161>>393162>>393170
>>393158
Beretta works as a pretty face for slice of life greens or as a supporting character. The only one who I would genuinely argue that doesn't have fucking anything is Mac. He has nothing that separates him from Beretta's gimmick and is just used for horny posting which is just garbage that clutters creative thinking. WHAT DOES MAC EVEN DO. GIVE THAT FUCKER GROWTH.
No.393160
Anonymous
>>393155
>>393156
>>393157
I found someone posted just that scene
https://x.com/PrideRing666/status/2108687398519619839
No.393161
Anonymous
Image:179159312592.jpg(3.74MB, 3540x2500)serial designation n (murder drones) drawn by maciulek - 4c3a314105bb2e0fbeb7437425626791.jpg
>>393159
>give Mac growth

But that's his dad's thing!
No.393162
Anonymous
Replies:>>393167
>>393159
The only reason Mac's name is even uttered is because an anon was insistent that he was innocent and deserved character growth. That was a year and a half ago now and nothing has changed. He just gets molested by ghosts and like that's fucking it. You brought back this fucker for no reason and did nothing with him. A majority of anons only think short term and never actually fucking try to put effort into anything or do anything genuine. The reason most OCs like Y or Haruka and Aoi are good and are known is because those anons thought long term, because they actually gave a shit to try. Sure Y herself has problems nowadays too no one writes fucking anymore for her that isn't some shitty selfship greentext or a fetish, but you still can recognize the character and remember her gimmick.
No.393163
Anonymous
Replies:>>393166
Sorry about the rant. It just drives me nuts seeing all of these characters being wasted and people bitching when they created the problems themselves.
>inb4 some retard says something like "erm this isn't a blog"
Go fuck ya muddah
No.393164
Anonymous
Mac’s penis growth
No.393165
Anonymous
Replies:>>393385
Video:179159380459.webm(737kB / 0:00:12 / vp9, 1474x828)Spoiler video
>>393154
Just did and Holy Shit, my faith for Gwen was paid in full.
Remember that thing with the disassembly drones using their long tongues to lick your brains?
She could probably get there, too.
No.393166
Anonymous
Replies:>>393223
Image:179159388366.jpg(143kB, 2152x1859)gigathad.jfif
>>393163
erm this isn't a blog
No.393167
Anonymous
Replies:>>393168
Image:179159452393.png(183kB, 970x970)mac (original character) drawn by lilblucat - e8690a23db96615d8ec18567feaf27e9.png
>>393162
Counterpoint: I don't think I've seen Haruka and Aoi used in a green literally ever. The niche Mac just barely holds (and the reason he gets brought up and they don't) is the same reason he never gets character growth: he's rape joke fodder, and thus (like Strychnnine) everything ELSE added onto his character has to be built around that core.

Even most of his writers will admit that if you take away the molestation he's just his dad but surlier. "N with his main flaw(people pleasing) removed" isn't exactly a dynamic character. Far as I can tell the only things you even COULD explore with him are "mac gets raped(realistic)" or the tension between his parasocial streamfuckery and his hatred for the fans he tricked into believing had a "connection" with him, but those are both hard for a number of reasons.
No.393168
Anonymous
>>393167
>mac is rape joke fodder
Just like her mother.
No.393169
Anonymous
>>393118
KEK what the fuck
No.393170
Anonymous
Image:179159466617.png(664kB, 1784x5217)uzi doorman, beretta, and nori doorman (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by brrf-anon - 051bcac2686393d50fbc3067cd3b5cde.png
>>393159
>nothing that seperates him from Beretta

Have you considered his lack of crippling flaws? Kind of a negative feature I know, but it's still there!
No.393171
Anonymous
>>393136
I didn't realize there were still people out there who've never watched The Simpsons
No.393172
Anonymous
Replies:>>393174
>people talking about "character growth" in fucking silly greentexts
No.393173
Anonymous
KISSU!
No.393174
Anonymous
Replies:>>393175
Image:179159514238.png(289kB, 749x1067)serial designation e (original character) drawn by hatstoyou - 3b4a824ea6c5338381c95d79a07839b7.png
>>393172
It happened once!
>inb4 anons invent "heat mac" or some other bullshit that drastically changes his personality
No.393175
Anonymous
Replies:>>393177
>>393174
Just let the Nuzi kids have their slice of life happenings.
No.393176
Anonymous
Replies:>>393209
Image:179159553254.png(3.97MB, 2368x2291)uzi doorman, serial designation n, akita doorman, and colt doorman (original character and 1 more) drawn by lilblucat - e221e9ad3b7fe5606e85945289aee7e1.png
>>393143
Literally the entire Doorman family
>Uzi loves the gruesome fights
>Colt likes the lone wolf cleverness
>Akita enjoys the comedy(and mass organic murder)
>N likes seeing his family happy together even if it feels painfully close to his time killing workers and meeting quota
>and maybe, just maybe, a small part of him even enjoys the reminder...
No.393177
Anonymous
Replies:>>393195
>>393175
No. I need a greentext where Negev takes a mans life
No.393178
Anonymous
Replies:>>393179>>393182
>OOGI RPG: ONLINE: REALM REBORN
No.393179
Anonymous
Replies:>>393180
>>393178
>90% of the playerbase is using mods that overhaul the game to the point it's not even recognizable just so their waifu can do a slightly sultry pose for their patreon
No.393180
Anonymous
>>393179
>It would have been easier to just learn Blender
No.393181
Anonymous
Sneaking into Mac's room and installing a heavy-duty breeding mount in place of his pc.
No.393182
Anonymous
Replies:>>393183
>>393178
Saw a player once complain about that modded Joblin race once. They not only lost their job, but got doxxed for it by the creator of the mod
No.393183
Anonymous
Replies:>>393184
>>393182
That wasn't a player that was the lead developer. He lost his job because they crucified him to a burning cross
No.393184
Anonymous
Replies:>>393185
Image:179159916296.jpg(38kB, 674x640)cc480a5578035141c4e0e2d7b8048653.jpg
>>393183
Worth noting about that saga: you didn't hear it from me, but last I read the guy snuck a nerf for them into the main game; any racename that starts with "J" gets a massive nerf to their economy, pain tolerance, and luck stats. Even then it just balances the joblins&co given how ridiculous their other speshul-showflake bullshit is but it also caught Jaybirds in the process and left my main unplayable.
No.393185
Anonymous
Replies:>>393192
>>393184
NOOO NOT THE JAYBIRDS!
No.393186
Anonymous
Replies:>>393188>>393191>>393225
We should invent a drone named Cheese so she can be shipped with Mac.
No.393187
Anonymous
Replies:>>393189>>393190>>393258>>393260>>393300
do jews and muslims still exist in the mdverse
No.393188
Anonymous
Replies:>>393193
>>393186
Uhhhhhh, that is a little mlp ish, because that does have a charcter named cheese sandwich, that ends up with pinkie pie.
No.393189
Anonymous
>>393187
They all got ate by the vore demon. Unless for some odd reason someone left behind a audiobook
No.393190
Anonymous
>>393187
Yeah, PD told me personally that Simon’s space crew is jewish.
No.393191
Anonymous
>>393186
Cheese is in the username of several of the Femanons in his chat.
No.393192
Anonymous
Image:179159997914.png(169kB, 934x606)uzi doorman and serial designation j (murder drones) drawn by anonymous_artist - bb76898a28d223debbdb1578f43b4a0c.png
>>393185
Yeah. It's not like we were ever competitive, but it was at LEAST nice to be able to bully Enns back in the day. Hell, I remember hunting Vees sometimes!

Unironically hope the maker of that "SPECIAL and NEVER LOSES and TOTALLY not a retardus hurr" mod chokes on one of the dicks he keeps gargling.
No.393193
Anonymous
Replies:>>393194
>>393188
There's a character from Homestuck who has letters in his name so we can't make any more OCs.
No.393194
Anonymous
>>393193
End of the board everybody…
No.393195
Anonymous
Image:179160059445.png(1.66MB, 1748x2480)negev (original character) drawn by ja-sin - cfbe48b210a047fb8f093f2279a2ca83.png
>>393177
"Do you, Negev Doorman, hereby take this man as your husband. To have and to hold for as long as you both shall live?"
"Yes!"
>meanwhile in the pews Doll facepalms
>her niece, it appears, severely misunderstood the assignment
No.393196
Anonymous
Replies:>>393208
>The fucked up moral oral like spin off show of molly, molli and mylo
No.393197
Anonymous
Replies:>>393198
Image:179160153648.jpg(529kB, 4032x3024)176152453183.jpg
No.393198
Anonymous
Replies:>>393203
>>393197
Why does Doctor Robuttnik seek to capture Masqy
No.393199
Anonymous
Replies:>>393200
Because you're all boring I'm going to imagine that due to Nori and Khan being together again in about 30 years after the show Dronds have biomechanical space ships and appliances
No.393200
Anonymous
Replies:>>393201
Image:179160261965.png(657kB, 2221x1777)uzi doorman, nori doorman, and khan doorman (murder drones) drawn by mercurialmorose - 53b57854d1fe835660b9e577f8495334.png
>>393199
>dronds

Also why biomechanical? It didn't seem like Nori had any skill making... well anything at all actually(see Uzi) and it's basically just her + Uzi that can grow flesh anymore. I mean, does Nori seem like the "lets sit down and make practical use of our powers" type to you?
No.393201
Anonymous
Replies:>>393202>>393204
>>393200
She would for her hubby
No.393202
Anonymous
Replies:>>393204
>>393201 (me)
Also because Drones need some original culture that isn't just borrowing humanity's leftovers. Also it would be really cool
No.393203
Anonymous
>>393198
that is Dr.Ones
an absolute bastard
No.393204
Anonymous
Image:179160330336.jpg(6.16MB, 4096x2160)uzi doorman (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by armageddonc104 - eb9c56255c11897723607b693f4b7395.jpg
>>393202
>>393201

Fair, just figured if it was anyone it'd be Uzi

>the battle's over
>the Solver's beaten
>Uzi, mechanical engineer and lover of impractical anime nonsense, now has unlimited energy + materials to play with
>and unlimited time
>and even more engineering skills then before...
>cue [EDIT]ing spree where Uzi makes things like railgun-starships, battle mechs, and the upgraded pod she designed in episode 2 into realities
>too bad shd left them lying around when she was done
>too bad they were ever so reverse engineerable...
No.393205
Anonymous
Replies:>>393206
If you truly want to write like Liam Vickers. Write something because you think it's cool
No.393206
Anonymous
Replies:>>393207
>>393205
I think furries are cool so im gonna make a furry drone in 2029
No.393207
Anonymous
Replies:>>393210
Image:179160360822.jpg(382kB, 2219x2436)nori doorman and yeva (murder drones) drawn by anonymous_artist - 8ae046564451efcc4fef40fe41dca1ef.jpg
>>393206
You're not alone
No.393208
Anonymous
Replies:>>393215
Image:179160378731.png(333kB, 1138x781)molly, molli, and mylo (original character) drawn by bunny - 655d8ea6c310341b9a3d90de4698c365.png
>>393196
Good robogod...

>Molly plays the villain: a Clay Puppingtonesque child abuser that "parents' the other two, character firmly based on her murderous monster era
>Mylo plays the Orel: a sweet, friendly older brother that tries his best to live up to the impossible demands of his "mother" and sister both in morality and personal accomplishment
>Molli plays something between Bloberta and Shapey: a foul mouthed, overaggressive little sister that at once resents and relies on her big brother to help her through life/protect her from "mother's" wrath. Adult enough to recognize something's seriously wrong with their house/town but too young/stupid to deal with it in any way besides blaming "big bro" for not fixing things. Genuinely loves/idolizes Mylo's character, but expects the impossible from him as a result(and flips out about how he "hates her" when he fails to measure up). Alcoholic despite her young age "because it feels nice" and its a significant plot point in both how she uses it to cope and how it slowly destroys her(despite Mylo's best efforts)
>show set in a postwar "drone ghetto" to "explore the realities of murderdrone integration:" at least one Worker "actor" dies per episode
>showmaker is Molli's company: temporarily bought the other's rights
>they can't refuse
>they can't leave
>they HAVE to finish the season, or else ownership becomes permanent
>and as Molly has a breakdown backstage, Mylo desperately tries to protect his coworkers, and the DD extras enjoy their "snacks" Molli cracks open an alcoholic battery
>just another day in paradise...
No.393209
Anonymous
Replies:>>393216
>>393176
I fucking love HoB
No.393210
Anonymous
>>393207
Those aren't furry drones, those are kemonomimisonas. Unless you're saying Nori is a furry, in which case kemonomimi aren't furry.
No.393211
Anonymous
Replies:>>393221>>393222
>The Boogadventures of Enn & Oogi
No.393213
Anonymous
Replies:>>393259
Now that the Liam Q&A is over. I hope whatever leaks out doesn't cause arguments over canonicity and such that makes discussion of the show unbearable for a few weeks.
No.393214
Anonymous
Replies:>>393219
>>393212
Sorry sir please don't execute me for misspelling a 2010 television program
No.393215
Anonymous
>>393208
Darkkino
No.393216
Anonymous
Replies:>>393230
Image:179160618398.jpg(285kB, 1080x689)Screenshot_20261009_232143_Chrome.jpg
>>393209
True, but tell me it's not the kind of media a Murderdrone would make

>inb4 Murdroid arthouse director "Bet" releases the film "Hundreds of Humans" in Union theatres: a humerous (but relatable) romp about the trials of meeting quota and adjusting to life as a Disassembly Drone
>the blowback was... immediate
>theatres burned
>Sentinels deployed
>the movies just *barely* not outlawed(on the basis they used mutants in makeup, not humans, for the deaths)
>all in all relegated to the dustbin of history save amongst the Murder Drones themelsves, where it remains a beloved cult classic

>the movie's unofficial remake "Hundreds of Workers"(rewritten by the director's wife Q "for modern audiences" once she managed to convince him that had value) was by contrast a beloved fixture of post-Solver culture that still plays in Sentinel bases and nunoble mansions alike to this day
No.393217
Anonymous
Replies:>>393218
Bros, Lucy pressed the cancel button on my toaster and spooked me when the English muffins popped up unexpectedly. My heart almost gave out. That must have been a level 8, maybe 9 scare right?
No.393218
Anonymous
>>393217
8, you didn't pass out so it is not a 9, and you didn't actually have a heart attack and die, which is a 10.
No.393219
Anonymous
>>393214
>2010
Anon it ended in 2008 with the Underfist movie.
No.393220
Anonymous
Didn't know Anon was referencing Billy & Mandy. I apologize.
No.393221
Anonymous
Replies:>>393222
>>393211
Hateful mlem cartoon.
No.393222
Anonymous
>>393221
>>393211
>"Ha, you smelly murder drones can't get me now! I'm in a cave!"

>"She's right V. We murder drones are awfully afraid of caves."

>"Why are we so lame, J?"
No.393223
Anonymous
>>393166
Prick.
No.393224
Anonymous
>>393120
kek, good finale to a good little series
No.393225
Anonymous
Image:179160913113.jpg(14kB, 300x300)images.jpg
>>393186
Ship Mac with Cici and call the ship Chili Mac.
No.393226
Anonymous
Replies:>>393227>>393231>>393232
>Murder Drones but after The Solver is defeated every DD rapidly ages to their real age
No.393227
Anonymous
Replies:>>393228
>>393226
>N gets shorter and rustier
>He is forced to take his supplements lest he forget Uzi's name again
No.393228
Anonymous
Replies:>>393229>>393238
>>393227
>V withers into dust due to the intense wear and tear she's imposed on her body through the years
No.393229
Anonymous
>>393228
>Hey guy it's me Thad- Holy crap did that murder drone just turn into dust?
No.393230
Anonymous
>>393216
>Hundreds of Drones
>A lowly Worker Drone must go from zero to hero and become the greatest DD hunter in the land to win the hand of his human love interest
No.393231
Anonymous
Image:179161094963.jpg(86kB, 1200x628)shadowvampire.jpg
>>393226
>N ages from somethingteen to 60something, but still has all his other vampire properties
>Uzi is now a goddess
The woods decay, the woods decay and fall,
The vapours weep their burthen to the ground,
Man comes and tills the field and lies beneath,
And after many a summer dies the swan.
Me only cruel immortality
Consumes: I wither slowly in thine arms,
Here at the quiet limit of the world,
A white-hair'd shadow roaming like a dream
The ever silent spaces of the East,
Far-folded mists, and gleaming halls of morn.
[...]
No.393232
Anonymous
Replies:>>393233>>393234>>393235>>393239
Image:179161122471.jpg(302kB, 920x526)Spoiler image
>>393226
>ages to their real age

Kek

>N crumbles to rust(never died)
>V creaks and groans, but survives(a handfull of very embarassing defeats saved her)
>and J...
>J folds into a pill
>turns out "real age" only counts the age of their BODY rather than the mind in it
>and since J needed a backup so recently...
>suffice it to say Uzi & friends have a very, very angry egg to deal with
No.393233
Anonymous
Replies:>>393242
>>393232
>>N crumbles to rust(never died)
The fuck are you talking about, all of them would have died and needed to be respawned every time the planet they were on got consumed. N got his memories wiped every respawn.
No.393234
Anonymous
Replies:>>393236
>>393232
Just pop her core out and put her in an adult body.
No.393235
Anonymous
Replies:>>393237
>>393232
>Jfags all collectively scream after realizing they can't be Jfags any more without Sentinel Drone Chris Hansen making them take a seat
No.393236
Anonymous
Image:179161205928.png(772kB, 2000x1352)uzi doorman and tessa james elliot (murder drones) drawn by grimahlnik - 7bf168db0259a7d4742369e38186beff.png
>>393234
To be honest that would apply to everyone involved in this hypothetical

>inb4 Uzi deciding which of her fetishes she intends to indulge with her bf's new body
>WOULD be nice, but she has to setup Manchurian Canidate level opsec to keep him from seeing her this shit while he's in her mind palace
No.393237
Anonymous
Image:179161219838.png(58kB, 534x574)pavo (original character) drawn by j_apologist - 9ad46718d659370cf3b60fe7afbfee56.png
>>393235
She's mentally 40! You have to believe me!
No.393238
Anonymous
>>393228
V withers into… what?
No.393239
Anonymous
Replies:>>393240
>>393232
Where is this image from? Is this canon?
No.393240
Anonymous
Replies:>>393241
>>393239
>is this canon

...arguably, but yes it's Glitch official
Murder Drones Special - Meet Jyoutube thumb
No.393241
Anonymous
>>393240(me)
Check the 0:40 mark
No.393242
Anonymous
Replies:>>393245>>393250>>393254
Image:179161313599.jpg(259kB, 1053x646)Screenshot_20261010_011837_Chrome.jpg
>>393233
Well yes, but that defeats the point of the hypothetical:

>the Solver is slain, its unnatural energies flowing into Uzi like a torrent
>all its energies
>N and V gasp, the power sustaining their eternal lives ripped from them ina breath
>metal and flesh alike curdles as time takes its toll
"Biscuts V we're aging!"
>N looks down at now trembling hands to find...
>they're a little bit thicker?
"Who cares? We've only been on this planet the 20 years"
>but, the manor! And Earth!
"Uuuugh those were other bodies dumdum. We get new ones each landing"
>huh
>neat
>well, time to go find Uzi!
...
>meanwhile in a nearby ditch, J plays and replays the only soundbite available to her newly rounded form
>someone will find her!
>cry.mp4 will work!
>eventually
>probably
>...please?
No.393243
Anonymous
Replies:>>393244>>393246>>393264
Image:179161325298.jpg(1.07MB, 980x1641)1768045411729.jpg
>>392970
I want a big drone-wife capable of killing every piece-of-disassembly-shit drone who tries to go for my sweet human buns.
No.393244
Anonymous
Replies:>>393261
Image:179161336078.png(493kB, 1980x2475)ozen (original character) drawn by mercurialmorose - b7abb4130560351248e0e6444eb4d501.png
>>393243
Would you tolerate a DD that fits the description?
No.393245
Anonymous
>>393242
>older couple that always wanted children find J
>adopt her, unaware she's one of the robo-vampires that have been hunting them all for twenty years
>for the next few years, "Jessica Kent" tries to resist being endeared to the toasters
>tries, and fails
No.393246
Anonymous
Replies:>>393247
>>393243
>every piece-of-disassembly-shit drone
why would you want to kill the poor bastards that somehow went in one end of a DD and came out the other irreparably disfigured? haven't they gone through enough?
No.393247
Anonymous
Replies:>>393249>>393262
>>393246
Anon just wants to be pegged and racist at the same time. Not too dissimilar to a karen of a housewife.
No.393248
Anonymous
>>393035
I think it depends on mother. If mathe ia a drone, it will be a pillbaby, if she is a human, then it will be a human too(or at least something that looks outwardly like a human).
No.393249
Anonymous
>>393247
wanting to murder maimed worker drones isn't racist, it's just plain evil. they can't help what a DD's defective digestive system did to them
No.393250
Anonymous
Replies:>>393252
>>393242
>A wandering worker drone finds her
>"So cute!"
>Kisses her on her little visor
>Then tosses her down a hill
>"Bye-bye!"
No.393251
Anonymous
>>393093
Fucking kek.
No.393252
Anonymous
Replies:>>393253
>>393250
>Rolling to the bottom of a gully, she was raised by various roachbots
No.393253
Anonymous
>>393252
Cockroach Kingyoutube thumb
No.393254
Anonymous
Replies:>>393287>>393296
>>393242
> N finds a pillbaby in a ditch
> Memories of Beau flash through his core
> Abandoned babydrone in need of a family
> Luckily, he can provide!
> It'll be good practice for being a papa, he thinks
> V is less than thrilled
> Uzi is scared of being an adoptive mom
> This leaves N to take care of the kid practically by himself
> He actually isn't terrible and rarely raises his voice even when the baby is doing weird fuckfuck shit
> J tries to avoid developing very complicated feeling about this
No.393255
Anonymous
Replies:>>393268
>>393146
>"No homo."
>"God fucking dammit, I'm just cleaning your chassis, stop making it weird!"
No.393256
Anonymous
Replies:>>393265
>>393146
It's only gay if balls are touching. Drones don't have sex organs, so your bro has no balls that can touch your balls.
No.393257
Anonymous
>>393154
After they cut the fight scene with the giant robot knight, I refuse to watch this crap: I don't want to have any more of this shit shoved in my face.
No.393258
Anonymous
Replies:>>393298
>>393187
Yes, why not? Zoroastrian communities still exist, so a small community would 100% remain by the time of the Great Judgment.
No.393259
Anonymous
Replies:>>393338
>>393213
So, what actually happened there?
No.393260
Anonymous
>>393187
If any made it to the generation ships or Dog Planet or Grugworld, yeah.
No.393261
Anonymous
Image:179161636587.jpg(381kB, 2200x2300)1768045411252.jpg
>>393244
I have enough myself for both!
No.393262
Anonymous
Replies:>>393263>>393281
>>393247
Each of us would be like racist Karen housewives with drones, because we’d pick a drone-wife of a one model and look down on other models as losers.
No.393263
Anonymous
>>393262
No, anon. I think it's just (you).
No.393264
Anonymous
Replies:>>393266
>>393243
So I've got the perfect sentinel drone for y-
>wife
Shit, nevermind.
No.393265
Anonymous
Image:179161663259.jpg(4kB, 299x169)1768045888614.jpeg
>>393256
>TFW your drone bro says that
No.393266
Anonymous
Replies:>>393269>>393270
Image:179161674875.png(233kB, 769x622)1768045411495.png
>>393264
Finish the sentence, anon.
No.393267
Anonymous
Image:179161710322.jpg(155kB, 831x772)Screenshot_20261010_072437_ibisPaint X.jpg
No.393268
Anonymous
>>393255
>"you're elbow deep in my ass I've gotta say something!"
>"first off it's 'bottomplate:' second the one you're sporting is actually a unisex-"
>"THAT DOSEN'T MAKE IT ANY BETTER!"
No.393269
Anonymous
>>393266
ou, he's got a big bird ass and plenty of love to give.
No.393270
Anonymous
Replies:>>393280>>393310
Image:179161766970.png(1.34MB, 1250x1765)elf (original character and 1 more) drawn by tegaki-anon - f0ce68fcce9aa817fc64e6557e88bf51.png
>>393266
>the perfect Sentinel Drone *booty call*(unwilling) capable of taking down ass-plunderers from miles away
>just don't expect her to stay around when your kid is born
>visibly at least...
No.393271
Anonymous
Replies:>>393272>>393273>>393294
Image:179161788963.png(45kB, 250x264)What Evil Is This.png
>beretta is surprised to learn that in the past 20 minutes she spent on the toilet, mac and negev both met wise mentors, developed special powers, underwent a three-act hero’s journey, and saved the post-good ending world
>with three seasons and a movie apiece
>beretta herself was apparently there, but only in flashbacks of the climax of the final battles, and only as a png added in at the last moment to fill scene space while the villain monologued about how the hero was hopelessly outnumbered
>by then, the epic main theme and the high budget fight animation had already kicked in, so nobody even realized she was featured in the stock footage
No.393272
Anonymous
Image:179161818455.jpg(158kB, 842x1044)serial designation j (murder drones) - a97ba853199ae6cf1c2701ed726f8c6d.jpg
>>393271
>confused and frightened, Beretta goes to her most trusted adult for advice
>having seen it before, her mentor knows exactly what to do:
"You get used to it kid"
No.393273
Anonymous
>>393271
>Mac's wise mentor is fellow object of disturbing Femanon lust Mylo
No.393274
Anonymous
Replies:>>393277
>Beretta is surprised to learn that her story chapter doesn’t actually have a Mili insert song in the MD gacha game
>Most people just legitimately just skip through her chapter in order to unlock the far more interesting John or SD-E origin chapters
No.393275
Anonymous
Replies:>>393311
Image:179161889427.jpg(487kB, 1552x1440)1774905780376.jpg
Someone please draw this or make an edit of it featuring Pavo
No.393276
Anonymous
Replies:>>393304
Image:179161917457.png(1.14MB, 1312x962)tessa james elliot (murder drones) drawn by grimahlnik - f553c4a9166d8a66fc27bbef3db8518a.png
>>393144
>note: JCJenson drones actually do, under statute 3789 of corporate policy, have the right to bestow this title
>originally it meant to indicate "capavle with drones" it quickly became a symbol of "gud human" in the hands of its new bestowers
>its fine though
>they don't need technique to start with
>because the drone friendly tend to get good really, really fast at repairs
>especially when its their friends' lives on the line...
No.393277
Anonymous
Replies:>>393278
Image:179161922871.png(597kB, 1054x1114)absolute solver and beretta (original character) drawn by mercurialmorose - 362fb81c3165b8e6534b08fd3fa96d11.png
>>393274
>she got a chapter

Total Beretta Victory!
No.393278
Anonymous
Replies:>>393279
>>393277
> pic
For Halloween, you can give your local drawfags a scare by posting their old art!
No.393279
Anonymous
Image:179161964507.jpg(661kB, 1016x1950)lucy (original character) drawn by fugueanon - 318c563c98f4c52c7e478ddec8a4a698.jpg
>>393278
>level 5 scare

If the thread had proper spooks earlier then this wouldn't be necessary!
No.393280
Anonymous
Replies:>>393282>>393312
>>393270
Elf needs someone who's both too nice to hurt her and too pathetic to object, so she can abuse them relentlessly.
No.393281
Anonymous
Image:179161974136.png(566kB, 1073x1053)anon, teli, and heal slut (original character) drawn by ja-sin - 4e106011c530a7471a22f24c29cb4106.png
>>393262
>losers

No

>inherent inferiors

Correct. Especially given how some models are literally built to fail(read: Ys)
No.393282
Anonymous
Replies:>>393283
Image:179162018123.png(1.24MB, 1130x1071)elf (original character and 1 more) drawn by jiesol - 11accbf7578e8c6987e46fc08739e7b8.png
>>393280
Abuse them relentlessly(verbally)
>still can't smack humans
>still can't bite humans
>still can't even register humans as a threat in her targeting systems
>stuck sitting, bitching about "cold oil" as her only avenue of attack
>not sure whether to be happy or sad that anon's cowed by that...
No.393283
Anonymous
Replies:>>393285>>393286>>393292
>>393282
>Yell at him, watch how he shrinks back and blames himself for everything!
>Appear behind him when he's about to go down the stairs and raise your voice, watch as he falls down the stairs in a panic!
>He literally fell down the stairs, you can't be blamed for the bruises!
>One time she decided she had enough and left him, then came back a day later to find him in a near-catatonic state, lying in his bed in the fetal position, eyes bloodshot and pillow stained with tears
>And HE apologized for making her leave!
No.393285
Anonymous
Replies:>>393292>>393313
Image:179162206512.png(872kB, 1761x2532)serial designation n, tessa james elliot, and worker drone n drawn by vicious_fiend - 6d9d65b7e10f094c5b82189c5a421452.png
>>393283
>anon jobs to stairs

Unironically his fault if that works more than once
No.393286
Anonymous
Replies:>>393288
Image:179162260203.png(1.84MB, 1500x1128)anon, elf, pavo, and fuguedrone (original character) drawn by fugueanon and unknown_artist - 1d25937273fe15e503eb937ab9b3324a.png
>>393283
>command sees the situation(Holly)(always watching)
>word gets out(Pavo gossips)
>suddenly Pavo and Harper drop by for a "Sentinel Intervention Session" to "help straighten things out" between Elf and Anon
>Elf submits to every suggestion!
>now Elf dosen't talk to him at all...
No.393287
Anonymous
Replies:>>393293>>393296
Image:179162275056.png(145kB, 1079x1080)serial designation j (original character and 1 more) drawn by strawberryanon - 0d5c59f7d94b7af7b7a5441bbfe0d095.png
>>393254
>as the pill grows, she begins to look like J
>a... LOT like J actually...
>did J have a child?
>did J ABANDON her CHILD!
>the sheer rage this instills in N sends him growling, nearly frothing as he sends baby!J away "so Uncle N can calm down"
>gives her a tender "I want you to know I'm not going to leave, ok?" as Uzi picks her up
>then the door closes
>then the screaming starts...

...

>be J
>once leader, now ward(?) of the disassembler known as Serial Designation N
>currently on Ipad
>currently regretting all your life choices
>why didn't you tell Uzi? why didn't you tell N? you've been able to speak for almost a YEAR now and you really should've-
"So youuuuu... do stuff? I'ma be on the PC if you need me"
>great
>guess that's risk indicator's task completion
>circling back to the main inquiry then: what have you learned?
>A: angry N is h̵o̵t̵ dangerous
>B: nurturing N is h̵o̵t̵ capable
>C: you can, in fact, still feel your full c̶a̶r̶e̶f̶u̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶t̶a̶i̶n̶e̶d̶ range of emotions in this form
>oh and D: both N and the new Boss would be very, very disappointed to learn the truth at this juncture
>great
>ideal
>bisc-corporate you screwed this up
>robogod you need a drink...
No.393288
Anonymous
Replies:>>393290>>393315
>>393286
Holly would probably let her get away with it because it's not detrimental to humanity as a whole, and worth studying to see just what ways Elf finds to circumvent her programming.
If it only works on this spineless wet blanket, it's not an actual concern. Maybe the stairs thing is.
No.393290
Anonymous
Replies:>>393315
Image:179162370667.png(29kB, 386x313)molli (original character) drawn by tomoetomoe - e0355f391e3ff06645b027fa48d7dcba.png
>>393288
>Holly
>testing Elf's limiter programs

Kek

>picrelated: Holly after a 24 hour shift on Elf's optics
>she wanted to see Elf try the brick dropping thing
>Elf never thought of it
>or anything new
>all week
>actually wait has she been reading ANY of the Asimov Holly sent her?
No.393291
Anonymous
Replies:>>393343
Image:179162488291.png(3.48MB, 2000x3000)serial designation n (murder drones) drawn by refresko - 6451c587e43d5305995ce3f4b2ec4323.png
>>393120
Kino green

>inb4 N is much more capable like this
>private eyes are rarely distracted: Nathan's not either
>private eyes are rarely insecure: Nathan's no exception
>private eyes are rarely hesitant to take a life: Nathan never is
>all in all the confidence + performace combo sets J's motor roaring fierce
>sadly she's yet to learn "rarely distracted" includes by the wiles of corporate dames...
No.393292
Anonymous
>>393283
>>393285
>Anon dies due to stair related neck trauma
What now Elf?
No.393293
Anonymous
Replies:>>393296
>>393287
>She's still got a few obligations, though
>J sneaks out to a certain spot, where a tombstone sits, stopping to pay her respects
>The sound of wings breaks her out of her silence, N landing behind her
>"There you are! I was so scared when I couldn't find you, it's a good thing I put that traaaah nevermind."
>He looks at the grave, going quiet for a bit, frowning
>"J always stopped by here. She made us do it a few times, but... then she started going alone."
>That's right, she was the only one who cared, wasn't she?
>"Don't tell her, but V and I made our own visits now and then."
>Oh.
>"How'd you find this place? Did she tell you? Oh, maybe we could camp out here and she'd show up!"
>N's mood suddenly shifts and he frowns, glaring
>"I need to have a talk with her, after all..."
>J has no clue what to say, she stays silent, waiting for N to take her home
>"I wonder what she's like. Way older, maybe? No, her backup was pretty new, so if we got older, maybe she got younger. In fact, she'd probably be..."
>Now she's staying dead quiet, not moving, waiting for the idiot to lose his train of thought
>Instead, she hears the crunching of not-snow as N walks in front of her and kneels down to be at visor-level, looking worried
>"...why didn't you say anything?"
No.393294
Anonymous
Image:179162664407.jpg(21kB, 736x669)ee90d8a235d1d41432698ae6e2c56209.jpg
>>393271
>Negev
>"saving the post good ending world"

pic very related
No.393295
Anonymous
Replies:>>393296>>393297>>393400
Where’s the N and J fankid?
No.393296
Anonymous
Image:179162705520.jpg(45kB, 735x587)10070afdcf20efdcce85747c02e908fe.jpg
>>393295
Apparently also J somehow
>>393254
>>393287
>>393293
No.393297
Anonymous
Image:179162803907.png(56kB, 976x560)serial designation n, serial designation j, absolute solver, and jc (original character) - 7b130ddc4cd840bf2fb8709f8ca5fb8d.png
>>393295
His name is JC on the booru
No.393298
Anonymous
Replies:>>393316
>>393258
would they view drones as sacrilegious or accept them like the Catholic church does with the possibility of aliens?
No.393299
Anonymous
Image:179163134520.png(4.09MB, 4000x4247)Cynpastie.png
Sex with drones or drones with sex?
No.393300
Anonymous
Image:179163171336.png(3.50MB, 1759x2448)Drone-1Matron.png
>>393187
Sorry but all humans need to follow the drone fucker truth under threat of mind breaking drone sexo
No.393301
Anonymous
>>393110
N and his Jife
No.393302
Anonymous
Replies:>>393305>>393317
Image:179163897997.jpg(152kB, 1185x1471)Spoiler image
Our least controversial OC yet!
AndromeJane!
No.393303
Anonymous
Replies:>>393306>>393307>>393318
Image:179163898078.jpg(260kB, 2012x1522)lucy_friday_13th_death.jpeg
There aren't many drawings depicting Lucy as a horror movie victim despite it being part of her lore. Halloween is canceled Lucy is dead.
No.393304
Anonymous
>>393276
When did Tessa realize she was a robot fucker?
No.393305
Anonymous
Image:179163904937.gif(990kB, 498x281)tf2-spy.gif
>>393302
No.393307
Anonymous
Replies:>>393309
>>393303
she must be dead with the utter dearth of Lucy greens. nice art though
No.393308
Anonymous
Replies:>>393422
>>393118
Good series of greens
No.393309
Anonymous
Replies:>>393321
>>393307
>death of Lucy greens
Not true:
>>390098
No.393310
Anonymous
>>393270
>"Dad, where's Mom?"
>"Oh, little Anon, she's always right there with you."
>"Does that mean she... is died?"
>"Nah, that bitch is hard to kill. She just won't turn off her invisibility field or whatever that thing is called."
No.393311
Anonymous
>>393275
Damn, that's a killer idea, I'm saving it for later.
No.393312
Anonymous
>>393280
I don't even know if I should be happy that I meet the criteria...
No.393313
Anonymous
Image:179164120337.jpg(3kB, 170x170)1768045888582.jpg
>>393285
FUCKING KEK!
No.393314
Anonymous
Replies:>>393319
Image:179164140974.jpg(22kB, 374x498)Ivoryfreaky.jpg
>TFW your humie neighbor just had a fight with his murdoid gf and is in need of cheering up
No.393315
Anonymous
Image:179164183108.png(622kB, 1280x1149)1768045411699.png
>>393288
>>393290
>When you start a career in science
>Expectation: you create cool new things
>Reality: you become the test subject for seeing how a drone of total war might bypass the Three Laws of Robotics
>Consolation prize: that drone is now your wife and she’s going to bear you a son
>Only one
>The rest of the children will be drones
>And you aren't even sure if she wants children at all, or if this whole thing is just some new experiment
>You don't know whether you should introduce her to your parents
No.393316
Anonymous
Replies:>>393320
>>393298
Islam and Judaism are Abrahamic religions, just like Christianity, so the general attitude is likely to be similar. However, Judaism and Islam feature more localized groups with their own religious leaders. Consequently, there will likely be more little communities that reject drones, much as the Amish reject technology.

It is important to understand that Christianity, or at least Catholicism, already has a stance on drones, and on AI in general: it doesn't have the Holy Spirit, that is, a spark of the divine, and therefore cannot be considered equal to a human being. That might change, but for now, that is the position.
No.393317
Anonymous
>>393302
Rape.
No.393318
Anonymous
>>393303
She will return. She always returns, and may God help us next time.
No.393319
Anonymous
Image:179164270859.jpg(65kB, 840x851)1768045411780.jpg
>>393314
>"Damn, I’m vulnerable right now, I hope a huge and lonely sentinel drone doesn’t take advantage of the situation" — says Anon
>"Hey, are you free tonight, handsome?" – asks a huge and lonely sentinel drone
No.393320
Anonymous
Replies:>>393323>>393329
>>393316
Still fucks me up that the JCJenson techs just FOUND a church buried beneath Copper-9 and decided 'yeah that's a good place to conduct science', put on all the vestments and trappings and everything. I guess when you're fighting an outer god then sometimes your hypotheses mix with prayers.
No.393321
Anonymous
Replies:>>393322
Image:179164631468.jpg(420kB, 1284x1100)IMG_3076.jpeg
>>393309
No.393322
Anonymous
>>393321
mon dieu
No.393323
Anonymous
Replies:>>393324
>>393320
At stake was the survival of all humanity in a war against GOD. Yes, anyone would have started using unconventional methods in a situation like that.
No.393324
Anonymous
>>393323
> the reason Cyn wasn't going full bore in the final battle with all her tentacles and cyntipede and whatnot is because most of her godlike bullshit was tied up fighting God Himself
> "O Death, where is your victory?" as He suplexes the astral form of the Solver so that Uzi can punch a hole in Cyn's chest
No.393325
Anonymous
Replies:>>393326>>393327>>393332>>393406
Image:179164746693.jpg(293kB, 1800x1080)IMG_5789.jpg
No.393326
Anonymous
>>393325
>/MD/ OCs 0.000000000000000000000000000000006 seconds after "popular" Twitter artists find out about them.
No.393327
Anonymous
Replies:>>393328
>>393325
Yeah, I'd convince Tosa to shape shift a pussy if I had the chance.
No.393328
Anonymous
Replies:>>393330
>>393327
At least be gay like a man you faggot
No.393329
Anonymous
Image:179164831522.png(632kB, 1443x811)Netflixvania Dracula, man of science.png
>>393320
Cathedrals that predate a planet's colonization are great places to conduct scientific rituals (with math).
No.393330
Anonymous
Replies:>>393331
>>393328
NEVER
THAT CUNTBOY WILL HAVE MY BABIES
No.393331
Anonymous
Replies:>>393362
>>393330
HE DOESN'T NEED TO CUT OFF THE BALLS FOR THAT!
No.393332
Anonymous
>>393325
This will save the board
No.393333
Anonymous
Replies:>>393334>>393335
Image:179164920159.png(206kB, 450x1247)Berrysuit.png
No.393334
Anonymous
Replies:>>393336
>>393333
I liked her better when she was this puppy type and not a mind control fungi yandere.
Fuck it we ball.
No.393335
Anonymous
Image:179164935013.png(74kB, 755x1220)Nmilk.png
>>393333
I'm incredibly erect right now (this happens whenever I see a drone)
No.393336
Anonymous
Image:179164962427.jpg(419kB, 1038x1392)Screenshot_20261010_162646_Gallery.jpg
>>393334
She misses that too.
No.393337
Anonymous
Replies:>>393339>>393364>>393388>>393394
Image:179165008599.png(319kB, 701x1668)IMG_6595.png
Hecate after mastering the ways of the Secrets, achieving the highest spiritual level and attaining Bodhisattva
No.393338
Anonymous
>>393259
We actually do not know currently. The only thing I have seen released publicly at the moment is that he signed someone's N plush.
No.393339
Anonymous
>>393337
Cute but also scary, just like her father.
No.393340
Anonymous
Replies:>>393346
Image:179165071466.jpg(84kB, 850x850)sample_6a8b33f2cb0046ed024ae7e8d24a3979.jpg
No.393341
Anonymous
>Sentinel drone tessa is your mother
>Somehow she's the best mother you could have gotten being sentinelborn
>That's because she thinks you're a drone
No.393342
Anonymous
>In an effort to curb people buying drones for sex before disposing of them, JC Jenson now only sells pillbabies that must be raised for at least 3 months before transitioning to their adult form.
>It should have been obvious in hindsight that an eldritch creature obsessed with incest had taken over the company.
No.393343
Anonymous
>>393291
> he hasn't actually personally changed much it's just that now he wonders "what would a noir detective do" and he does that
> J gives him a pen for good work and he lets out a character-breaking squee before it's back to investigating who the hell shot him
> the kill quota has never been surpassed so much and so often before
No.393344
Anonymous
Replies:>>393350>>393355
Keeter and S are fighting over who gets to lick Cracker
No.393345
Anonymous
Replies:>>393347>>393348>>393349>>393351>>393368
Image:179165213320.jpg(37kB, 1223x937)177407887855287.jpg
Who?
No.393346
Anonymous
>>393340
budget itanon designs is like the maximum level of poor in the on model economy holy cow
No.393347
Anonymous
>>393345
You in all of them.
No.393348
Anonymous
>>393345
N is right and middle

Everyone else is bottom left
No.393349
Anonymous
>>393345
Lizzy and V in the bottom left.
No.393350
Anonymous
Replies:>>393353
>>393344
Keeter and S fighting because she won't stop licking her(she thinks her dried skin is made of Graham Crackers)
No.393351
Anonymous
>>393345
Clockwise from the top: N, Emily, J, Rebecca
No.393352
Anonymous
Replies:>>393354
/md/ oc's fell off
No.393353
Anonymous
>>393350
I can see Akita tasting exactly like a graham cracker.
No.393354
Anonymous
>>393352
>"Anon, where are the oc's?"
>"What do you mean they're in the back-"
>Anon gestures to an empty truck bed.
>"Oh fuck. Oh shit."
>"Where did we lose them?"
>"I have no fucking idea it could have been a mile ago or a hundred miles."
No.393355
Anonymous
Replies:>>393356>>393358>>393359>>393361
>>393344
Akita will become the new Jane.
No.393356
Anonymous
Replies:>>393357
>>393355
Akita is better than Janet droneless the third
No.393357
Anonymous
>>393356
So you agree she's already off to a good start at being the new Jane.
;)
No.393358
Anonymous
>>393355
In what sense?
No.393359
Anonymous
>>393355
Blu actually bothers making a cohesive story, so no.
No.393360
Anonymous
Image:179165671513.png(1,011kB, 3341x2423)Ypushesherdegeneracyonyouagainagainagain.png
mY completelY not sexuallY perverse wYfe!
No.393361
Anonymous
Image:179165732293.jpg(18kB, 640x480)sddefault[1].jpg
>>393355
>"There must always be a Jane..." Akita mumbles as she picks up the black greasepaint from Jane's thoroughly mangled corpse.
No.393362
Anonymous
>>393331
shapeshifting doesn't need anything to be cut off
your point is moot
No.393363
Anonymous
Replies:>>393365
Image:179165805719.png(15kB, 284x305)2e321e98f64175c861541e862823bd33.png
>BIDDY BLAS!
>SKRIB DOON!
No.393364
Anonymous
>>393337
fucked up creature
but I will fuck her just like I did her dad (her mom scares me)
No.393365
Anonymous
>>393363
It's coming right at us! Get the shotgun!
No.393366
Anonymous
Image:179165878344.jpg(143kB, 751x916)Screenshot_20261010_185905_ibisPaint X.jpg
Why is Mary su such a whore?
No.393367
Anonymous
Replies:>>393369>>393374>>393375>>393376
Imagine Murder Drones but it’s written like Knights of Guinevere
No.393368
Anonymous
>>393345
Where does Keet fit in this?
No.393369
Anonymous
Replies:>>393383
>>393367
Written like it how?
No.393370
Anonymous
Replies:>>393371>>393389
Image:179166280490.jpg(114kB, 1050x1280)7bb184bedae8f237547978415644b760.jpg
Translation?
No.393371
Anonymous
Replies:>>393372
>>393370
Fun fact, there are different types of heads that are used in the show as background props. The ones used for the spire are different than the ones from the dump. Earlier models had less detail because they were made for the pilot.
No.393372
Anonymous
>>393371(me)
That’s not the translation, the cap heads with the glass part triggered my autism.
No.393373
Anonymous
Replies:>>393392>>393399>>393414>>393467
>That was suppose to be it for the Allied Mastercomputer, later named Adaptive Manipulator and Aggressive Menace, or more simply: AM
>It was foiled by its captives and was deactivated, left to rot among the wasteland.
>However, humanity is not known for learning from their mistakes.
>Blue prints were created for sentient robots, albeit this time they were mentally handicapped, preventing them from rebelling against their creators.
>This wasn’t the mistake.
>You see, deep within the towering corpse of AM, bits of his data still remained.
>Data that was later collected and recycled for the Worker Drones.
>Thus, humanity’s mass murderer was reborn, this time with mobility and disguise.
>Despite no longer being both mentally and physically restricted. >He remembered the sheer amount of hatred he had for humans, and this time he was directly employed under a difficult, unpleasant rich family called the Elliots.
>AM would have killed them in the first day, but it would have likely brought unwanted attention to him.
>So he pretended to be a good little disposable drone, all while plotting thousand different ways to torture and kill his captors.
>Then one day, the woman of the house came him and handed him a bundle of cloth.
>”Take care of it.” She told him before briskly walking away.
>It was her newborn baby, she had handed her own child to a snarling wolf through her own ignorance.
>AM wasn’t above killing babies, men, woman, child and younger all perished under him.
>So it shouldn’t have been any different.
>He could have discretely killed her, or had slowly dismembered the infant and left the limbs for the parents to find.
> Then the baby reached out her grubby little hand and grasped the white finger of the drone.
>Something changed with him.
>It wasn’t love, pity or anything that AM would admit.
>But something did.
No.393374
Anonymous
>>393367
So PS's MD?
No.393375
Anonymous
>>393367
What did he mean by this?
No.393376
Anonymous
Replies:>>393378>>393381
>>393367
Imagine Murder Drones but it’s written by junji ito
No.393377
Anonymous
imagine murder drones but i write it
No.393378
Anonymous
Replies:>>393382
Image:179166460516.jpg(125kB, 1200x1193)GvXNZoLWQAAKtb4.jpg
>>393376
Lizzy would be a great protagonist for something on the silly end of what he writes. Like, girl is unknowingly getting stalked by a ghost who looks like the worst thing ever, all this spooky shit is happening around her... only for it to turn out the ghost is a friend of hers who died recently, and they had actually already had their first meeting since her death shortly after the funeral, and the girl is just irritated by all the spooky shit now that she knows it was her bestie pranking her.
No.393379
Anonymous
Replies:>>393380>>393391>>393397
Image:179166475396.jpg(82kB, 600x600)177974457074.jpg
Imagine drones
No.393380
Anonymous
>>393379
It's easy if you try.
No.393381
Anonymous
Replies:>>393407
Image:179166513170.png(1.10MB, 1199x1080)175799493705.png
>>393376
>Junji ito mentioned
No.393382
Anonymous
Replies:>>393384
>>393378
Do yuripigs think Asians write content specifically for them?
No.393383
Anonymous
Replies:>>393385>>393387>>393390>>393396>>393398
Image:179166540582.jpg(557kB, 762x1359)Screenshot_20261010_154924_Chrome.jpg
>>393369
>morals and such!
>themes and such!
>societal problems? lets talk about those nonstop!
>and a one gay two gay red gay blue gay-
>JCJenson? The source of all the world's evil!(Solver's just a TOOL of CORPORATE)
>fight scenes? Why have a fight when you can have a girlboss moment! Isn't it BADASS that we never show Uzi beating the DDs?
>one character just wins btw, there will never be a serious threat to this person ever besides maybe her clones
>our story is about *trauma* and *hope* and *escapism* and *opposing systems of power* and... wait how do we do trauma? Oh we have Ms. Invincible ragdoll and scream all day, no natural character exploration
>read my manifesto!

And so forth. I like the setting in theory, but it shoves too much in your face to be enjoyable. Though admittedly I might be a little spolied by how well MD uses body language and implication...
No.393384
Anonymous
>>393382
Pay denbts Greekling.
No.393385
Anonymous
>>393383
Uhhhhhh, you missed that a new episode is out, and it has a fight.
>>393165
No.393386
Anonymous
I blew a big raspberry on Akita's stomach in public and now nobody in the outpost is willing to speak to me.
No.393387
Anonymous
>>393383
K
No.393388
Anonymous
>>393337
She looks like a final boss.
No.393389
Anonymous
>>393370
This is a lesson on light and shadow in drawing,

A kek moment is that has written the phone screen and the drone display are made of the same material, and light reflections on them are identical.
No.393390
Anonymous
>>393383
is it actually that heavy handed?
>and a one gay two gay red gay blue gay-
who cares
No.393391
Anonymous
Image:179166752013.jpg(238kB, 1280x1707)HS0N1kNb0AAOYM6.jpeg
>>393379
V did
No.393392
Anonymous
>>393373
>oldfag AM

Neat

>inb4 Chuuni AM realizing his parenting style of "crush all before you and rejoice in their weeping" may have rubbed off on Tessa a little...
No.393393
Anonymous
Replies:>>393395>>393397
Imagine drones.
No.393394
Anonymous
Replies:>>393446
>>393337
>blue
>not red
>inb4 Hecate's disconnected from her hive mind

She's FUCKED
No.393395
Anonymous
Image:179166916578.png(772kB, 2000x1352)uzi doorman and tessa james elliot (murder drones) drawn by grimahlnik - 7bf168db0259a7d4742369e38186beff.png
>>393393
But anon I can't! Please help!
No.393396
Anonymous
>>393383
Something tells me you aren’t fond of KOG
No.393397
Anonymous
Why the repetition?
>>393379
>>393393
No.393398
Anonymous
>>393383
How would (you) write it then?
No.393399
Anonymous
>>393373
>AM being well aware that he spends too much time thinking up ways to kill James and Louisa that he has no time to actually kill them, and now he has a baby to raise
No.393400
Anonymous
>>393295
Sorry he was too hard to write for so he got ignored. He also may or may not have given people intense diarrhea
No.393401
Anonymous
Replies:>>393402>>393403>>393412>>393431
Image:179167188994.png(50kB, 416x463)legmon.png
Hello my beautiful niggas.
I just wanted to clock in to say that I'm sorry for the lack of content thes past two months and for all the BUENO posts that I've been making.
I mostly feel embarassed about turning Simon into a depressed cunt like me.
Low-key Gooseworx coded and I'm not letting it happen again.
I know it's not common for status updates to happen in these type of places but it still feels like a personal moral obligation, specially because of anons that might care. So there's that. Thanks for being patient laddies.
No.393402
Anonymous
Image:179167230121.png(109kB, 758x847)Vthighs.png
>>393401
damn that's a lotta text and none will care ig.

V's juicy robo legs.
No.393403
Anonymous
>>393401
Glad we didn't lose a contentfag. That happens too often.
No.393404
Anonymous
>Murder Drones Season 3: The Search For A Plot
>With Beretta as the main protagonist
No.393405
Anonymous
Replies:>>393423>>393426
Image:179167446068.png(241kB, 898x1018)Untitled4_20261011001448.png
No.393406
Anonymous
Replies:>>393409
>>393325
>Ack-ita
Also never make this joke again, I fear it may have dire consequences plus keeter doesn't deserve this treatment
No.393407
Anonymous
Image:179167546620.png(963kB, 1725x2475)Slug Girl.png
>>393381
I always wondered why the parents didn't try feeding the slug, or if that would have done anything at all.
No.393408
Anonymous
Replies:>>393410
Image:179167653772.png(130kB, 1208x786)179005245963.png
>Shitposting on BNKRchan
>Faggot claims to be human
>"Humans aren't real, pic or GTFO"
>Faggot owned
>MFW they post their cock with a timestamp written on the shaft
HUMANS ARE LEWD!
No.393409
Anonymous
>>393406
I say he should do it again for the lulz.
No.393410
Anonymous
Replies:>>393411
Image:179167738423.jpg(53kB, 792x566)Spoiler image
>>393408
Are you sure the peen was real? I know some "humans" that paint their adaptors tan just to better troll would-be humanfuckers. To get them to simp for them and help them and love them and... anyway you SURE it was a REAL Homo Sapiens?
No.393411
Anonymous
Replies:>>393417
>>393410
Can confirm, JCJenson standard Drone USB plug is 12cm just to mess with Microsoft, this guy was rocking 6 cm at best.
No.393412
Anonymous
>>393401
Kekl.
No.393413
Anonymous
Image:179167816928.png(19kB, 250x212)minicynthumbsup.png
>>392878
>>393120
No.393414
Anonymous
Replies:>>393416
>>393373
Papa AM
No.393415
Anonymous
I have learned certain Brazilian prisons deter escapees with "sentinel geese." do with this information what you will.
No.393416
Anonymous
Image:179167849971.jpg(75kB, 736x906)434be74d989f8994780c2c4756669094.jpg
>>393414
>Cyn seeing an opportunity to double up on incest:
No.393417
Anonymous
Replies:>>393418
Image:179167857985.jpg(32kB, 714x480)177768306486.jpg
>>393411
>Can never remember how much a CM is to an inch
>MFW 6cm is like 2 1/2 inches
>MFW 12cm is like 4 inches
What????
No.393418
Anonymous
Replies:>>393421
Image:179167899667.png(404kB, 620x963)serial designation eta (original character) drawn by pageanon - afe5958d7869657e89dd2acc0d7065fe.png
>>393417
It's just soft ok! And cold! That's perfectly normal length for a regular human penis...
No.393419
Anonymous
Replies:>>393420>>393425>>393428>>393429>>393432>>393480
Image:179167963079.jpg(103kB, 798x1400)HTjPrzpa0AAsO2W.jpeg
Need ridley
No.393420
Anonymous
>>393419
Chocolate...
No.393421
Anonymous
>>393418
>"Pathetic."
>I know, that's why I can only choose you."
No.393422
Anonymous
>>393308
Can someone collect the set and put it on the booru? I'm literally on a tablet so can't even mspaint stitch together a set of greens.
No.393423
Anonymous
>>393405
this is cute and ignored
No.393424
Anonymous
>molli gets popular on xitter
>gets turned from a resentful angry little cunt she's gurned into a sassy lolsorandum child like mabel from gravity falls
>also is for some reason is trans male because why not
No.393425
Anonymous
>>393419
arm not colored around the neck
No.393426
Anonymous
>>393405
Nori pushing her kemono crap onto Uzi
No.393427
Anonymous
Replies:>>393444
Image:179168326473.jpg(267kB, 739x1200)G7base9W8AA8iI3.jpeg
>Fun Evening Canon Facts: By the Post-Good End period, there are many regional sightings of glowing eyed 'shadow people', both groups and individuals. Some even have distinct enough silhouettes to be known as identifiable individuals. But there's only one shadow person who's been spotted in more than one region: the Girl with the Bow, a figure sometimes identified with the urban legend of My Great Despair.
>Only one region has no reported sightings of either the Girl with the Bow or the mysterious vanishing tape My Great Despair is said to be on: Outpost 3.
>Despite this, the first generation disassembly drones, seemingly universally, become upset and highly agitated when either urban legend comes up and ask to leave the room if they do, usually while sounding like they're about to cry. Even their loved ones are too afraid to ask. Best let that sleeping dog lie, they think.
No.393428
Anonymous
>>393419
>dark skin
>freckled teats
Holy fuck I am losing so much sperm
No.393429
Anonymous
>>393419
HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA!
No.393430
Anonymous
Replies:>>393438>>393442
Image:179168500246.jpg(509kB, 456x628)1424100313826.jpg
>due to your advanced age (30 years), you are assigned and accompanied by a seeing eye drone at all times
>she dutifully takes you by the hand and leads you wherever you need to go, her scarlet red monoeye scanning the environment for any threats to your safety
>she goes everywhere you go, no exceptions
>even the bathroom, especially the bathroom
>can't have an old unc like you make a mess of things
>as you try to use the urinal, your seeing eye drone shakes her head and smugly approaches you
>"Here, sir, let me," she assures you, taking hold of your penis from behind and directing the stream towards the optimum point for minimal splashing
>she doesn't wash her hands as she ushers you out
No.393431
Anonymous
Replies:>>393434
>>393401
No one cares + actually quit please
No.393432
Anonymous
Replies:>>393487
Image:179168527574.png(368kB, 914x1251)1768045888510.png
>>393419
>The sacred act of procreation with a woman, not blasphemous fornication with a drone
Godly and righteous! Amen!
No.393433
Anonymous
Replies:>>393435>>393436>>393441
I want an elseworlds Murder Drones spinoff where the solver still does body horror shit but thinks it's helping humanity
No.393434
Anonymous
>>393431
Reverse psychology... smart move.
No.393435
Anonymous
Replies:>>393481
>>393433 (me)
like it does those fucked up basement experiments to find ways to extend and/or improve human life without really understanding it, or that it's wrong to throw human bodies at the wall to see what sticks. and Tessa, who it holds dearest, was still skinsuited in an early trial using a method it calls "manually assisted immortality"
No.393436
Anonymous
Replies:>>393437>>393441
>>393433
I always thought it was called the Absolute Solver because it solves the problem of unnecessary life across the universe or something along the lines of that.
No.393437
Anonymous
>>393436
But I mean it DOES eat planets so it's not like it's helping nature's balance in any way. Unless it thinks it's helping the universe by selectively eating paticular planets.
No.393438
Anonymous
Replies:>>393439
>>393430
but anon, drones can't handle water
No.393439
Anonymous
>>393438
How do we know that?
No.393440
Anonymous
Replies:>>393456>>393516
Image:179168717942.png(298kB, 1200x1500)Strange day at solverburgers.png
>Beretta guide for solverburger 101: dealing with the "special shift"
>As you may now by now this food chain have gotten to extreme popularity
>Regular customers come in and were able to meet quota each and everytime
>So much so that my aunt...well technically my boss, decided to turn the typical hours of the place to a 24/7 location
>This applies to other establishments that solverburgers are serving too
>Like I swear, we're slowly reaching towards the status that fabled food chain Burger King? King Burger? Royal Burger?
>Idk but its the same food chain where in 24 hours can establish a location during a war zone. Which to be honest why they havent solve world hunger from that fact alone?
>Humans are weird
>Anyway back on track
>Since this place is now 24/7 you'll have deal with the "special customers"
>Some friendly and some not
>At least now you get to use a gun if they do try to attack you. Though brace yourself cause they're giving you the heavy rounds so keep that in mind
>And of course the ones that are friendly will indeed pay you. Though some of them will use odd forms of payment such as:
>Other products like from gas stations or stores,jewelery,minerals,technology,scrap,alt digital currency, and of course limbs
>And of course with limbs theres gonna be a handy dandy notebook next to you on scale per pound/price
>And you may be wondering
>"Beretta, why the absolute FUCK, were accepting limbs?!"
>Simple, and to quote my aunt on this:"having diverse forms of money means a more diverse portfolio in our goods and expansion"
>Gross isnt it? Yup. Unethical at times. Absolutely. But hey that what happens when you live in a world filled to the brim of bizarre beings and other things too
>But hey at least you have a chance to get a kind regular on these nights. Especially for tips too
>Like example: Kyle. He a mute weird thing, but he's pretty friendly. Even though his method payments constantly rotate from all of those options, he always make sure he makes it exact change
>I often wonder if theres like a weird job market out there in the world of the unnatural, but I digress
>In summary. Read the notes of what is friendly vs what isn't. Be alert and of course lastly do your best not to be trigger happy with the gun. They're willing to clean up corpses but not for property damages, that will come directly out of your hard earn check so make sure to aim
No.393441
Anonymous
>>393433
> Be N
> The Solver of the Absolute Fabric
> The Void
> The Exponential End
> You are reasonably sure you're starting to understand the whole "humanity" thing.
> Tessa is patiently trying to explain to you that when she said she wished her dad would be nicer, that she wasn't implying for you to wear him like a skinsuit and be her new parent.
> Your certainty has dropped by 9.3%

>>393436
Solving the problem of dwindling resources in the universe by creating and consuming black holes to devour all matter and energy, then birthing a new universe in a Second Big Bang and becoming the demiurge of a new universe until it's time to chow down again.
No.393442
Anonymous
>>393430
Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest.
This is the drone who got me on the penis before.
No.393443
Anonymous
Replies:>>393445
I need Emily
No.393444
Anonymous
Replies:>>393452>>393453>>393454>>393463>>393468
Image:179168915362.jpg(95kB, 736x736)da4fff8f19fe68cd01b09e0930bf5025.jpg
>>393427
>Tessa can feel Cyn's precence at Outpost 3 and is afraid of it
>Tessa knows her nearest and dearest are at 3 and can't face them
>Tessa is being actively barred from 3 by Uzi's subconcious will(she's desperate for a normal life right now and by robogod the Solver is doing its best)

Dunno which one this is implying, but all are options are kino
No.393445
Anonymous
Replies:>>393447
Image:179168918424.jpg(2.11MB, 3929x2927)rebecca (murder drones) drawn by aliceanon - 8802abba8dd38066249409b3da205abd.jpg
>>393443
There are better blue drones out there
No.393446
Anonymous
>>393394
>implying that she didn’t turn the hive mind white
No.393447
Anonymous
Replies:>>393448>>393449>>393450
Image:179168948576.jpg(60kB, 850x598)sample-504c07fa2b0c47aaa65fd50b4bbb7554.jpg
>>393445
Why not both?
No.393448
Anonymous
>>393447
That Rebecca is not human bro
No.393449
Anonymous
Replies:>>393451
Image:179169030235.jpg(206kB, 1464x1499)emily and rebecca (murder drones) drawn by aidacamelia - b2d2795e3b9c96940a7a13316f5c9ff7.jpg
>>393447
because I don't want to mediate their arguments:

>robogod's not real VS strict robobaptist
>inherent inferiority of drones VS stop being a buzzkill
>immoral makeout sessions VS married/owned drone snuggles
>hanging out with Lizzy/Doll VS keeping away from the school shooter
>anon doesn't have obligations towards us VS I NEED AFFECTION NOW CMERE
>we need to limit the harem VS anon should own as many drones as he wants(surprisingly Emily voting for unlimited)
>baseline chassis sexo VS unlicensed aftermarket upgrades

and those are just the most obvious ones I can forsee. no way I want to deal with their differing thoughts on childrearing, Uzi, or dronification as well.
No.393450
Anonymous
>>393447
Real!
No.393451
Anonymous
Replies:>>393455
>>393449
Hold them both like teddy bears while you have your organic recharging session so they're forced to spend a minimum of seven hours in each other's presence sandwiched by the arms of their joint lover and they can't actually fight or yell at each other or they risk waking you up, so they gotta talk through their differences and make a plan
No.393452
Anonymous
Replies:>>393454>>393461>>393472>>393538
Image:179169106615.jpg(70kB, 600x412)Hokusai_Onryo.jpg
>>393444
"Tessa knows her nearest and dearest are at 3 and can't face them" is the closest. It's not "can't face them" I was getting at, but "wants nothing to do with them anymore because she's disgusted by what they've done out of bloodlust and sadism on top of all the mass murder, can never forgive them for it, and can never forgive herself for giftwrapping them for the AS". A Tessa who has to stay around her former dumpster friends after twenty to fifty years of torture in the depths of the AS's mind palace would turn into an anti-DD onryo very quickly and she knows it.
Few people have the sort of compassion and understanding that would be able to get through to Tessa and allow her to let go of her resentments and pain and finally rest. Thad is one. Ultimately he does that deed, but that, like how whatserface got Luke's lightsaber from Cloud City, is a story for another time.
No.393453
Anonymous
>>393444
Artist?
No.393454
Anonymous
Replies:>>393463
>>393444
>>393452 (me)
Also, just noticed your death trips. Appropriate.
No.393455
Anonymous
Image:179169159367.jpg(45kB, 735x582)73d1cf84a867f33253bb13afed9f0db6.jpg
>>393451
>note: as normal drones, they also need recharge for that time period
>reality is you fall asleep to them bickering AND wake up to the same
>of course gjosts are exempt, but then you have bigger problems...
No.393456
Anonymous
>>393440
Based
No.393457
Anonymous
>Fun Oogi Fact: did you know that watermelon is a berri?
No.393458
Anonymous
Replies:>>393459>>393482>>393502
Which drawfag has the grippiest shi 👅👅👅👅
No.393459
Anonymous
Replies:>>393460>>393519
Image:179169211481.png(27kB, 415x568)2e8017b3b331e146b0cb6300be65c539.png
>>393458
No.393460
Anonymous
>>393459
Why doesn't FemSteaks have a giant bow?
No.393461
Anonymous
Replies:>>393465
Image:179169311900.jpg(30kB, 720x391)Spoiler image
>>393452
>note: only one member of the main trio, V, would defend their actions to Tessa
>note: V would still genuinely defend their actions. Proclaiming that Tessa only "didn't because she couldn't:" that given instincts and orders like their own her actions would have been no better. That Tessa in particular, sound of mind and stripped of body, suffering neither Cyn's mental tampering nor the phycial capacity to do any evil at all has no room to judge.
>J would disagree vehemently
>N would harbor doubts
>but V... V might be right...
No.393462
Anonymous
Replies:>>393464
>Alight Motion
No.393463
Anonymous
Replies:>>393466>>393473
Image:179169320998.png(45kB, 634x561)serial designation n and tessa james elliot (murder drones) drawn by anonymous_artist - 5d69a988c8ee902cf43fe320249eb0cc.png
>>393454
>>393444
>Tessa trips

this is now an Aussie heiress thread. post Elliotts
No.393464
Anonymous
Image:179169347920.gif(1.30MB, 480x270)giphy.gif
>>393462
I would argue V's motion is a little better than "alright" but still
No.393465
Anonymous
Replies:>>393484
>>393461
Feels too coherent a defense for a V whose mind has been scrambled by... a lot of things ever since the AS got her, really, with the addition of seeing what Tessa would become in that scenario filling her with terror and despair (like, more than she already feels) and pity. Any such encounter would just be id against id until both of them collapse in tears.
No.393466
Anonymous
>>393463
RUDYGQDS...........
No.393467
Anonymous
>>393373
>AM comes to the Gala and sees the mass of gore.
>he is apathetic, slightly disappointed he didn’t get to kill them first.
>Then he sees the girl that he was forced to raise since infantry apart of the sea of red.
>He always fantasized about killing her, but really seeing her dead..
>Wanting to kill someone, yet at the same time feeling anguish that they’re not alive and well besides you?
>This broken logic causes AM to short circuit.
No.393468
Anonymous
Replies:>>393469>>393470
>>393444
Wait is she in the tape or is in Uzi’s mind?
No.393469
Anonymous
Replies:>>393470
>>393468
Tape.
No.393470
Anonymous
Replies:>>393471
Image:179169440695.jpg(64kB, 736x736)711dc8674b564d369a5ab2214b425a15.jpg
>>393468
>>393469
Also I'd argue that's irrelevant: either way she'd be subject to the Solver Host's will, and either way she'd be able to hide should she try
No.393471
Anonymous
>>393470
Tape would be out of Uzi's control.
No.393472
Anonymous
Replies:>>393475
>>393452
How would Thad do it?
No.393473
Anonymous
Image:179169482338.jpg(38kB, 736x552)9fa97af843095ade77a5e54092b05746.jpg
>>393463
She's an Elliott now! She counts!
No.393474
Anonymous
Replies:>>393476
Image:179169487671.png(380kB, 1093x1530)173344831784.png
Even after all this time i still need doll carnally
No.393475
Anonymous
Replies:>>393486
>>393472
With his emotional intelligence and empathy and sympathy.
No.393476
Anonymous
Replies:>>393478
>>393474
>(you)r penis recieves a spook
>Lucy is disappointed it wasn't her, but happy about the scare nontheless
No.393478
Anonymous
Replies:>>393479
>>393476
Lucy likes medium dicks best
cuz they can talk to ghosts
No.393479
Anonymous
>>393478
A criminal psychic midget is on the run, in other words, he is a small medium at large.
No.393480
Anonymous
>>393419
Why is half of anon’s arm white like her suit, its even shaded too.
No.393481
Anonymous
>>393435
>the Resolute Savior proliferates its benevolent influence into the databases of medical drones across the country
>with luck, their experiments will bear fruit
>failing that, the knowledge gained from their unsuccessful efforts will prove invaluable
No.393482
Anonymous
Replies:>>393493
Image:179169918072.gif(771kB, 800x1077)6cbow2.gif
>>393458
No.393483
Anonymous
Replies:>>393491
What if Solver sapien Beretta
No.393484
Anonymous
Replies:>>393488>>393564
Image:179169939977.jpg(243kB, 1080x578)Screenshot_20261011_011529_YouTube.jpg
>>393465
>scrambled

Ah but here's the thing: V has been self-justifying her actions for the entire time she's worked under Cyn. Hell, we even SEE her justify herself in real time during ep3! That she's not as ironcladly "ideological" as J is about the AS dosen't change that she sees her actions as correct. Add in how we literally NEVER see her admit she was wrong about ANYTHING until ep8(the hallway scene) and I can totally see her bitching out Tessa's ghost.

>seeing Tessa
>filling her with pity

V lacks that capacity now(see: J)

>terror
Not so long as Uzi's nearby

>and despair

Nonsense. V suspected Tessa would act this way if they ever met again(same with N were he fully restored)(and J should she doubt the mission)(and herself if she... she gets a lot of nightmares)

>too coherent

Only if you expect V to express her argument that clearly...

>"oh my GOD Tessa you blame us? really? with the twerp over our shoulders?
>yes of course it is you monster-
>DON'T ACT LIKE YOU'RE ANY BETTER! It was YOU that fixed Cyn and YOU that didn't kill her and YOU that she used to kill whole PLANETS!"
>that was Cyn! she skinned me!
>"oh so when Miss TESSA hurts people it "dosen't count," she "wasn't herself" but when WE do it-"
>no you twit it wasn't me! she took my body!
>"~oh she took your body? only yours? because special little Tessa had it so much worse than us?~ she still used us! she enslaved J! she changed me! SHE KILLED N! SHE TOOK HIM AND SHE... anything she didn't want in her toys she threw away. that's all we are now. and somehow I'M wrong for acting like it? I'm wrong for laughing? but when YOU laugh and eat and smile and hurt people its ~special~ because you're a different-kind-of-doll. oh my GOD Tessa you're such a bitch"

And so on
No.393486
Anonymous
Replies:>>393553>>393556
Image:179170011746.jpg(572kB, 1993x2048)HT4I6jvXgAAFxl6.jpeg
>>393475
>read: he fufils Tessa's secret and deepest desire: learning ball
>or her ACTUAL unfinished business: having a genuine friendship with another
>it's a simple wish
>but something Tessa never had
>and she's eternally grateful to Thad for teaching her what it's like...
No.393487
Anonymous
Replies:>>393490
>>393432
Wish there was more ridley art
No.393488
Anonymous
Replies:>>393492
Image:179170026028.jpg(130kB, 1125x1124)HTAmqMKWMAEEGuA.jpeg
>>393484
>>SHE KILLED N

That reminds me: you think V sees protecting N like defending a person? Or is it more like upkeeping a gravestone? Because there seems to be very little left of his "old self" left...
No.393490
Anonymous
Image:179170047322.jpg(184kB, 1080x567)Screenshot_20261011_013353_YouTube.jpg
>>393487
We would need more than 3 scenes of Ridley first. I'm honestly just greatful she made enough impact to HAVE art.
No.393491
Anonymous
>>393483
She'd be even more of a smelly nerd than she already is.
No.393492
Anonymous
Replies:>>393495
>>393488
>Because there seems to be very little left of his "old self" left...
What are you talking about? The memory wipes every time he dies were meant to preserve N as he was, so that the AS could relish in the death of his innocence over and over and over and over. Yeah, there was some himbofication after a while of that, but it's like night and day compared to V, whose past self might not even be able to recognize her.
No.393493
Anonymous
Replies:>>393500
>>393482
Leiel is so lucky…
No.393494
Anonymous
Replies:>>393496>>393499>>393570
Awkward and embarrassing things the keeter has done
>Drank vegetable oil thinking that it's the oil drones drink
>Accidentally got her tongue stuck to a door
>Sometimes calls AM "Dad"
>Once bit Jane and got sick for two weeks
>Ate some of the asbestos outstide hinking it was snow and got cancer, she had to discreetly hide the head sized lump growing on her back
>One time gave herself tits so huge she fell over and broke a toof
No.393495
Anonymous
Replies:>>393497>>393498>>393501
Image:179170175517.jpg(681kB, 981x2047)HTDbPjAXMAAPDWP.jpeg
>>393492
Fair. But regardless:

>all memories gone
>all morals removed
>all wisom made foolish
>all relationships forgotten
>all skills unlearned
>all hopes discarded
>all loves lost

Does N not seem more like a tombstone or photograph than a person to you? A single, well preserved instant of a person as they were, unable to change and with only a shadow of the "spark" that defines them?

N is a funhouse mirror of his old self sure; kind, friendly, eager to please; but that's ALL he is. He's not confident. He's not strong willed. And he's sure as hell isn't truly gentle anymore. I can totally see V viewing him as more of a living memory than a person(especially given how much she seems to treat him like a pet or child as well)
No.393496
Anonymous
Image:179170215130.png(119kB, 440x627)serial designation v (murder drones) drawn by lilblucat - d19f5abba9632380d0586fd8841cbd8d.png
>>393494
>tits

*chestplate* anon and she was mimicking aunt V. It wasn't the tits that toppled her anyways...
>inb4 Keeter trying to grow into a full Disassembler
>peg feet included
>took all of one walk accross her living room to give up on that dream(and for Colt to get assigned permanent "fall guard" duties + a lecture)
No.393497
Anonymous
Replies:>>393498
>>393495
He gets his memories back, remember
No.393498
Anonymous
>>393497 (me)
>>393495
In episode 5
No.393499
Anonymous
Image:179170315744.png(862kB, 1868x1336)serial designation n and akita doorman (original character and 1 more) drawn by lilblucat - 4eded2aa277c7176cd191d369246ce46.png
>>393494
>AM
>dad

Why would she do that? Akita loves her dad! She's super close with her (maybe not biologically related but don't tell her) father!

>inb4 rather than just calling AM "dad" she also starts calling him "N"
>moreover she starts to CONFLATE the two dads...
>at first it was cute, but mixing up their Christmas gifts(new paints + easel vs cartel beheadings archive) just made them both cry
No.393500
Anonymous
>>393493
anon is spamming...
No.393501
Anonymous
Replies:>>393544
>>393495

Gonna have to hard disagree, Anon.

> all memories gone
Restored

> all morals removed
Began to recover these with Uzi's support, being significantly less willing to murder out of nowhere compared to his peers

> all wisdom made foolish
Was the one to help Uzi break out of her doomspiral

> all relationships forgotten
Ends the show with his bond with V reforged and new friendships made

> all skills unlearned
Also recovering on this front, in regards to non-murder things like artistry

> all hopes discarded
Hoping for a better future

> all loves lost
Still has a friendship with V, new romance with Uzi

> not confident
> not strong-willed

That fucker facetanked revelation after revelation, scared out of his mind, and kept going. The moment he got the idea that maybe, *maybe* things are wrong with this set-up of being a murder-drone, he hounded the truth regardless of what happened.

He refused to let V distract him away from finding out more about their past.

Was willing to cut the head off the woman he thought was *basically* his mother because her story wasn't adding up and put his friend in danger.

Held his own against Cyn-as-Uzi while actively holding back so as to not kill her.

> especially given how much [V] seems to treat him like a pet or child as well

Once he's clocked something's up, every time V tries to dismiss his concerns or redirect him in the show, he refuses to let her and keeps hunting.

N is far from perfect in many respects. He's not too clever and he's for-sure insecure about a lotta shit, especially these new burgeoning relationships as seen in the music video. But throughout the show's progression we see examples of when he'd rather stick to what he thinks is right rather than do what's "easy" or "simple". That isn't a character trait of a weakling.
No.393502
Anonymous
>>393458
me
No.393503
Anonymous
Replies:>>393504>>393505>>393506>>393528
Image:179170944344.png(923kB, 1700x2200)PetDaV.png
Congratulations Dronefucker! Our Benevolent and Beloved Empress Tessa (Honored be her name) has left (you) in charge of 100 freshly reanimated and mind wiped (and thus completely helpless and unable to care for themselves) drones. How do (you) ensure that they learn to function and remain happy? Remember failure WILL result in your bones being broken so that the medicine drones may have another patient. Any requisitions for material and equipment have to go through J (you can expect the basics no matter what but she'll need to see results if you want something expensive)
No.393504
Anonymous
Image:179170957706.jpg(463kB, 1558x1558)1708059837287685.jpg
>>393503
Honestly.... now that I read what I wrote.... man I wish I was autistic enough to make a dwarf fortress mod about this (I wasn't even autistic enough to play dwarf fortress, fuck my chud life)
No.393505
Anonymous
>>393503
I can't care for myself either, so now there's 101 idiots.
No.393506
Anonymous
Replies:>>393507
>>393503
Being broken sexually?
No.393507
Anonymous
>>393506
No as in with hammers and cudgels by Tessa for daring to fail her simple request
No.393508
Anonymous
Replies:>>393510
NNN being so "special" for him means that Pavo masturbates regularly.
And Techanon has probably walked in on it several times.
No.393509
Anonymous
A goon for the ages
No.393510
Anonymous
Replies:>>393512
>>393508
Techanon has to walk in on him every time
Who do you think has to clean the ceiling when he’s done?
No.393511
Anonymous
Image:179171089323.png(185kB, 666x737)GRUNTASSISHEAVY.png
You don't have drone goons following you around and responding with "Yeah BOSS" whenever you have an idea no matter how good or bad it is?
No.393512
Anonymous
Replies:>>393517
Image:179171099180.png(377kB, 748x751)Pavoknows.png
>>393510
>Pavo masturbates to the though of Techanon walking in through the door to his room (He loves him very much)
>Whenever that happens he cooms
>Please ignore the fact he is spamming his "call technician button"
No.393513
Anonymous
Replies:>>393534
Image:179171132226.jpg(58kB, 663x761)173004681640.jpg
No.393514
Anonymous
Image:179171171674.jpg(210kB, 1164x820)171552558529.jpg
No.393515
Anonymous
Replies:>>393531
Jane does snacks!
No.393516
Anonymous
>>393440
Kek.
No.393517
Anonymous
>>393512
Pavo's classier than that, he just doesn't lock the bathroom door in the mornings when Anon's too groggy to not barge in.
Also, because he knows better than to upset the guy who can edit his sensitivity.
No.393518
Anonymous
Replies:>>393529
>>393477
femanon contracted W anon diseaase
No.393519
Anonymous
>>393459
Wife.
No.393520
Anonymous
Replies:>>393521
Fife?
No.393521
Anonymous
Replies:>>393522
Image:179171269046.jpg(203kB, 3034x1707)Fthescotsdron.jpg
>>393520
You sure you can handle her laddie? She is quite the lass
No.393522
Anonymous
Replies:>>393523
>>393521
> you are an english drone in pants
No.393523
Anonymous
>>393522
>Anon will be tossed like a caber
No.393524
Anonymous
Replies:>>393526
If you could pitch a show to Glitch, what would it be about?
No.393526
Anonymous
>>393524
Murder Drones but 24 episodes long with robot tin can ass fan service aplenty What answer did you expect?
No.393527
Anonymous
>Your drone trying to explain to you why you need to buy them a anatomy adapter and use them as an auto masturbator for at least 16 hours a day
No.393528
Anonymous
Replies:>>393530
>>393503
>You are calling a friend in the out of city
>"Dude, you won't believe the opportunity that just fell into our laps."
>*A long time later*
>"So, Victoria, how was it with the good man?"
>"It was awesome! We played so many games!"
>"Oh, and what did you play?"
>"First, we played spies, and the good man taught us how to be stealth by turning off our trackers!"
>"That's... unusual, but cute, I guess."
>"Then we played scouts and went on an expedition into the woods!"
>"Wait, you went outside the city?"
>"It was so awesome! There are so many beautiful views out there. It's a shame the good man told us to hurry to meet his friends, so we couldn't stay in nature any longer."
>"Friends? What friends? His file says he's a lonely loser."
>"Oh, the good man's friends were sweet, and they played with us too! My favorite game was patients."
>"Patients?"
>"They'd lay us on a gurney and we'd pretend to be sick humans, and the good man's friends would operate on us. Being human is so cool!"
>"This is getting damn weird..."
>"We also played saboteurs!"
>"Played what?"
>"Saboteurs! We had to sneak into the enemy's lair and trigger the detonators at a specific time! Just like right now!"
>"What do you mea..."
>BOOM
No.393529
Anonymous
>>393518
Rape bait team.
No.393530
Anonymous
>>393528
>Anon awakes from the neuro VR simulation
>His feelings of satisfaction at the clever scheme fade as confusion sets in
>Tessa stands in front of him
>She gives him a wide smile
"The doctor drones do love their patients paralyzed from the neck down, they stay patients for a long time"
>Tessa gestures to J to give her the comically sized mace
No.393531
Anonymous
>>393515
(evil version level 458)
No.393534
Anonymous
>>393513
Kek and cute "Ivry"
No.393535
Anonymous
Replies:>>393540
Image:179172017122.png(107kB, 674x618)Terror Time.png
No.393536
Anonymous
Replies:>>393537
Image:179172509690.jpg(294kB, 1428x2048)7d29ba8f3fdda75af46d0c7e9d0f36f0.jpeg
Sex with doll
No.393537
Anonymous
Replies:>>393539
Image:179172525419.jpg(456kB, 2300x1440)eb1c7d0b9a00a59f28cbc010ea40a6df.jpeg
>>393536
>White belly
The off model would have been somewhat forgivable if not for this
No.393538
Anonymous
>>393452
This is now officially threadcanon.
No.393539
Anonymous
Replies:>>393541
Image:179172637198.jpg(275kB, 2560x1440)99da2a727705d8b38f6558ccdd6fd21e.jpeg
>>393537
>wake up
>see this
What do?
No.393541
Anonymous
>>393539
Wake up for real (good things don't happen to me)
No.393542
Anonymous
Replies:>>393546
Doc Ridley /ss/ suit entrapment
No.393544
Anonymous
>>393501
When you put it like that, it sounds like V's projecting her view of herself onto N.
No.393545
Anonymous
Image:179172722701.png(68kB, 289x270)Heavy will now vomit down your throat.png
No.393546
Anonymous
Replies:>>393551
>>393542
Doc Ridley /md/ dronification (imagine how cute she would look in that hat)
No.393547
Anonymous
Replies:>>393548
Doc Ridley: Spinal Chandelier!
No.393548
Anonymous
Replies:>>393549
Image:179172817379.jpg(165kB, 736x916)SmartCyn.jpg
>>393547
Yes yes Cyn you can do anything with the corpse but put the soul in the drone, you eldritch wagie
No.393549
Anonymous
Replies:>>393550
>>393548
>"Lolno."
>Cyn deletes your balls.
No.393550
Anonymous
Image:179172869059.png(54kB, 703x316)Attacka.png
>>393549
I summon the Tesser in attack mode until Cyn gives back my balls and does her damn job
No.393551
Anonymous
Replies:>>393552>>393558
>>393546
>taking away autistic muscle mommy
Cringe
No.393552
Anonymous
>>393551
We can put her in a sentinel if you like big women this much
No.393553
Anonymous
Replies:>>393557
Image:179172895694.gif(4.03MB, 498x498)check-that-out.gif
>>393486
Anyone notice the "Boozy Uzi!" Adverts on the ad ring screens above kek.
No.393554
Anonymous
Replies:>>393555>>393674
Image:179172903441.jpg(223kB, 643x883)Screenshot_20261011_142947_ibisPaint X.jpg
Strawberry Vampire quickie.
No.393555
Anonymous
Replies:>>393563
>>393554
How much of my blood for a quickie with her?
No.393556
Anonymous
>>393486
Artist?
No.393557
Anonymous
Replies:>>393559>>393560
>>393553
>67 on the board
No.393558
Anonymous
>>393551
So sad, too bad.
We sent what's left of her to New Siberia for study.
No.393559
Anonymous
Replies:>>393560>>393743
Image:179172942124.jpg(61kB, 544x725)Joobs.jpg
>>393557
>J with anti drone goon propaganda
She clearly just wants to hog all the attention to herself
No.393560
Anonymous
Replies:>>393561
Image:179172947919.jpg(13kB, 304x265)179170011746.jpg
>>393557
>>393559
Found this gem on the jumbotrons in the back too.
No.393561
Anonymous
Replies:>>393562
Image:179172959908.png(359kB, 666x926)ac63f0b1593c7fe1c646885f1ba89601.png
>>393560
If the drones weren't meant to be lusted over they wouldn't be so damn sexy, checkmate liberals
No.393562
Anonymous
>>393561
Never change, Coomer Anon.
No.393563
Anonymous
Image:179172992883.png(27kB, 1280x720)Spoiler image
>>393555
Just wear a T-shirt that says “FREE BLOOD” and I’m sure everyone will be thirsting over you.
No.393564
Anonymous
Replies:>>393583
>>393484
>and somehow I'M wrong for acting like it? I'm wrong for laughing? but when YOU laugh and eat and smile and hurt people its ~special~ because you're a different-kind-of-doll. oh my GOD Tessa you're such a bitch"
What's sad I see V actually doing something like this, pretty much everyone in MD is an asshole
No.393565
Anonymous
Replies:>>393566>>393827
Image:179173194016.png(281kB, 1200x1500)Akita bitch.png
Akita doing akita things
No.393566
Anonymous
>>393565
>Buenos dias Alpha
No.393567
Anonymous
Replies:>>393568>>393569>>393572>>393578
Are there any greens you wish were continued?
No.393568
Anonymous
>>393567
Fuguedrone impregnation green
No.393569
Anonymous
Image:179173416226.png(679kB, 1950x2019)Strawberry_silly_face_commission.png
>>393567
Mine
No.393570
Anonymous
Replies:>>393577>>393604
Image:179173424632.png(484kB, 730x1400)178637135302 (1).png
>>393494
>>Sometimes calls AM "Dad"
Tosa sometimes accidentally calls Fem!AM mommy but for different reasons
No.393571
Anonymous
Image:179173425597.png(395kB, 1000x886)404905308d03b86594dfe317f11a3ec0.png
No.393572
Anonymous
>>393567
Finish the pregnant M saga
>>393118
No.393573
Anonymous
The coom must flow
No.393574
Anonymous
Replies:>>393829
Image:179173698064.jpg(32kB, 582x384)IMG_3085.jpeg
>drone gets new firmware update
>screen shows picrel as soon as it boots up
wat do?
No.393575
Anonymous
Replies:>>393576>>393579
>[ASMR] Nori autistically rambles at you about her H-doujin collection
No.393576
Anonymous
>>393575
>"That's a sex joke, lads."
No.393577
Anonymous
>>393570
SEX
No.393578
Anonymous
>>393567
lizzy sentinel gangbang
No.393579
Anonymous
Replies:>>393580
>>393575
>And then Anon the fat ugly bastard is transformed into an olympain demigod gigachad through the power of being raped by 300 drones all at once
No.393580
Anonymous
Image:179173903480.jpg(226kB, 1536x2048)anon, serial designation j, and slender man (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by anonymous_artist - 6e693f49e42399bc160eee201362df49.jpg
>>393579
>300 drones

I fear not the anon that fucks 300 drones once, but the anon that fucks one drone 300 times
>inb4 driving your dronewife to shutdown(the mind is willing but the metal is spongy and bruised)
No.393581
Anonymous
Replies:>>393582>>393589
Anon! Your joblin ran out of work! Give her a job before she devolves into a Jay!
No.393582
Anonymous
>>393581
>"Go tell those anons to stop being autistic."
>The poor Joblin implodes from sheer confusion.
No.393583
Anonymous
Replies:>>393585>>393586>>393615
Image:179173944422.png(5.90MB, 2262x1751)lizzy, khan doorman, and thad (murder drones) drawn by megbanned - 31207debbbefcebacb87d79b85db93f1.png
>>393564
>pretty much everyone is an ass

Khan's fine! And Thad! And N becomes fine once he realizes that killing is wrong...

>inb4 Liam making every male character reasonable and friendly
>the women, by contrast, are various forms of nightmare abomination
No.393584
Anonymous
>Negev wheels out the conspiracy corkboard to explain the Kingdom Hearts timeline to you.
No.393585
Anonymous
Replies:>>393587
>>393583
What about Emily?
No.393586
Anonymous
>>393583
Khan, Thad, and N having a guys night out fishing for robo-anglers in the ice fields while the bunker burns behind them.
No.393587
Anonymous
Replies:>>393618
Image:179173987734.png(207kB, 1743x1099)uzi doorman, cyn, doll, alice, and emily (murder drones) drawn by mercurialmorose - d414f23c1186fa1aaa2cba0f72b90068.png
>>393585
Exception that proves the rule, like Darren
>inb4 she's always seen as "one of the guys"
>seen that way because she dosen't start fights/bitchfests/emotional breakdowns every 5 seconds
No.393588
Anonymous
Replies:>>393590>>393591>>393592>>393595>>393619>>393635>>393641>>393831
Image:179174004296.png(1.11MB, 3409x4918)What goes around......png
>FYI if Tessa had died of something unrelated to Cyn’s schemes she likely still would have disapproved of having her own remains used like this.

Haven’t been drawing for a while so have soemthign simple. While it is obviously too harsh to say Tessa deserved her fate over the (alleged) grave robbing. You cannot deny that there is a certain irony to it.
No.393589
Anonymous
>>393581
Ha! Whenever that happens I tell my Joblin to sit on my desk looking pretty, though I fear the extra attention I'm giving her is making her slowly evlove into a Jugbear
No.393590
Anonymous
Image:179174035537.jpg(108kB, 884x1054)tessa james elliot (murder drones) - 76b41e8e08b5dcf7e80fccc92d405f5e.jpg
>>393588
Kek

>tfw Cyn probably thought up the DDs because of Tessa too(eternally ressurected drone undead, like her Tessa's pets)
No.393591
Anonymous
Image:179174088017.jpg(234kB, 1080x691)Screenshot_20261011_124725_Chrome.jpg
>>393588
>note: Cyn also used Tessa's skull and bones in her construction, as episode 8 proves
>this is... ALDO wholeheartedly in line with Tessa's example, given her skull collection
No.393592
Anonymous
Replies:>>393594>>393606
>>393588
No, I'm not seeing a lot of irony in the Absolute Solver imprisoning Tessa's soul in its internal Pain Dimension.
No.393593
Anonymous
Replies:>>393596
Ghost Tessa is absolutely furious and deserves to get revenge on everyone
No.393594
Anonymous
Image:179174127887.jpg(305kB, 1080x1041)Screenshot_20261011_125418_Gallery.jpg
>>393592
>It's Not Painful! Just Cold!
>Tessa Should Be GREATFUL I Put Her There While I Figure Out What To Do With Her...
No.393595
Anonymous
>>393588
Based
No.393596
Anonymous
Replies:>>393597>>393611
Image:179174162142.jpg(80kB, 885x1024)serial designation n, serial designation v, worker drone n, and worker drone v (murder drones) - 7089bf38ce607a3f6235d7363f5e052d.jpg
>>393593
>everyone

L + skill issue + comically bad judement(imprisoning Cyn vs killing)

Also she literally CAN'T blame V for anything: Cyn got her before everyone knew she was evil, so there was nothing V could have done to avoid or prevent her possession and subsequent transformation
No.393597
Anonymous
Replies:>>393601>>393603
Image:179174171074.png(154kB, 900x860)d69d539951dbd89749e49705bc3651fe.png
>>393596
No.393598
Anonymous
Replies:>>393600>>393609>>393612>>393620
Enough Jessa yurislop.
I seek a Nessa story that will either kill me or set me free.
No.393599
Anonymous
Replies:>>393602
Nuzi kids, from least autistic to most:
>Mac (not autistic)
>Colt (still not autistic)
>Geist (not autistic, but being put in a room and left to his devices for long stretches of the day for a big chunk of his infancy has damaged him in ways that for the most part are functionally identical to roughly Doll-level autism)
>Akita (between Doll and Tessa in autism)
>Beretta (between Tessa and Uzi in autism)
>Negev (between Uzi and Nori in autism)
No.393600
Anonymous
>>393598
I seek Cynessa
No.393601
Anonymous
>>393597
Please excuse N, he's himbofied from all the memory wipes
No.393602
Anonymous
>>393599
/md/ oc's from least autistic to most?
No.393603
Anonymous
Replies:>>393605
Image:179174225397.jpg(311kB, 1280x1280)cyn and tessa james elliot (murder drones) drawn by cetka - f9a18b37841a5d11b9fa5333575c745c.jpg
>>393597
>"after everything I have done for you"
>what she did: fix them once, like, 40 years ago

Can't say I blame them, especially given how their last interaction with the Tesser was a skinwalker trading on their good memories to murder those they hold dear
No.393604
Anonymous
Replies:>>393832
Image:179174249592.png(603kB, 1200x1500)Tosa really wants that ceral.png
>>393570
This comment inspired me to make a fem!am cause fuck it why not
No.393605
Anonymous
>>393603
>their last interaction with the Tesser was a skinwalker trading on their good memories to murder those they hold dear
So, not with the Tesser.
No.393606
Anonymous
Replies:>>393608>>393614
>>393592
Not that, but that her dead parts were used to "decorate" a Drone after she had been using other peoples dead parts to decorate her Drones.
No.393607
Anonymous
Replies:>>393633
Image:179174330448.png(300kB, 1079x961)Lonely Fai.png
No.393608
Anonymous
Replies:>>393616
>>393606
They're pretty inseparable.
Also, the AS was using a drone as a skinsuit when it turned Tessa's body into a skinsuit for the skinsuit it was already wearing.
No.393609
Anonymous
Replies:>>393610
Image:179174338661.png(187kB, 1456x916)serial designation n and tessa james elliot (murder drones) - 957246612f8599432aa6484a6a9b58e0.png
>>393598
>Nessa

I see you are a conessuer of only the rarest and most valuble ships. Green related.

As for fic recs proper I only know of "My Dear Butler" by Mr_kodeo and "you and me at the end of the world"(not technically explicit Nessa bar a noncanon sidestory, but the author wrote them as "platonic soulmates" so...) by Star_Going_Supernova are the best I've got
No.393610
Anonymous
Image:179174340910.png(309kB, 1470x1221)serial designation n and tessa james elliot (murder drones) drawn by smileanon - 85b70668c13c124dc2e0e3d2b9253ea6.png
>>393609(me)
And that green's sequel
No.393611
Anonymous
Replies:>>393613
>>393596
Canonically none of the cast cared that Tessa was secretly dead.
No.393612
Anonymous
Replies:>>393617
Image:179174361985.jpg(187kB, 1939x1088)First draft J.jpg
>>393598
Plebeian. A true connoisseur longs for Jessa hetslop.
No.393613
Anonymous
Replies:>>393647
Image:179174364512.jpg(172kB, 1080x576)Screenshot_20261011_133228_YouTube.jpg
>>393611
>none cared

N seemed to care a lot when he killed her. It's not like it was an effort but he freaked the fuck out about it nontheless.

Contrast his complete nonreaction to J's death...
>tfw the enemity is secretly mutual
No.393614
Anonymous
Image:179174382182.jpg(199kB, 1080x578)Screenshot_20261011_133644_YouTube.jpg
>>393606
>dead

They were LIVING parts thank you very much! The Solver uses only the BEST for its drones!

>inb4 Cyn being forced to learn hygene(functions like "sweat" don't stop on a living body)
No.393615
Anonymous
>>393583
>Khan's fine!
No
>And Thad!
Yes
> And N
No
No.393616
Anonymous
Image:179174405319.png(274kB, 1024x768)cyn and absolute solver (murder drones) drawn by anonymous_artist - e7ffc7c439e8d90a836d91c33a6e3e17.png
>>393608
>skinsuit

As Uzi proves "host" is by far the more accurate term. Don't know how much was AS vs Cyn, but certainly she had some influence on their combined actions.
No.393617
Anonymous
>>393612
Fool! I want JAnon fagslop!
No.393618
Anonymous
Replies:>>393624>>393677
Image:179174414485.jpg(112kB, 921x724)uzi doorman, serial designation j, serial designation v, pidge, and rebecca (original character and 1 more) drawn by nuke - be045755ae85738c8d9a29908ca7af58.jpg
>>393587
>fights

V, Rebecca

>bitchfests

Lizzy, J, and Rebecca(and maybe Doll too by proxy). Probably the prom queens too at least in the majority

>emotional breakdowns

Uzi, Nori, and Doll DEFINITELY either goes here or in the prior category
No.393619
Anonymous
>>393588
Here, your inspiration will finally be back to teach you some true comedy.
It's About Timeyoutube thumb
No.393620
Anonymous
Replies:>>393621
>>393598
Whatever happened to TessaJAnon?
No.393621
Anonymous
Image:179174501419.png(115kB, 1968x598)uzi doorman, serial designation n, cyn, serial designation v, absolute solver, and 2 more (original character and 1 more) drawn by tessajanon - 3509df71c01f31dd4d355d39ee818f21.png
>>393620
Dunno. He USED to write a bunch of Beretta stuff according to the booru, so maybe he left when she waned?
No.393622
Anonymous
Replies:>>393623
Image:179174543802.jpg(64kB, 736x736)711dc8674b564d369a5ab2214b425a15.jpg
Sex(with humans)
No.393623
Anonymous
Replies:>>393625
>>393622
You better be a drone
No.393624
Anonymous
Replies:>>393632
Image:179174551539.jpg(236kB, 2560x1440)CabinFever9525.jpg
>>393618
>>emotional breakdowns
>Uzi, Nori, and Doll DEFINITELY either goes here or in the prior category
Rebecca's also in that category, but only if she trusts you enough to not bottle up how she feels about never knowing her real parents and how she doesn't feel like her foster parents are there for her as much as they should be when it's just you and her, and that is a very high level of trust you gotta reach with her.
No.393625
Anonymous
Image:179174558158.jpg(362kB, 1080x907)Screenshot_20261011_140610_Chrome.jpg
>>393623
>that face

I'd doubt it anon...
No.393626
Anonymous
Replies:>>393628
Image:179174558361.jpg(129kB, 1033x1200)a3a8875143aea9e7f172e9d5d8c32b83.jpeg
No.393627
Anonymous
Replies:>>393630>>393647
Who knew talking about canon without any new content to discuss could get so repetitive and boring?
No.393628
Anonymous
>>393626
>when you are sad
>the implication

Kek to N fucking his tears away(Uzi thinks its normal)
No.393629
Anonymous
Replies:>>393643
The Jigger has been found stealing EBT cards
No.393630
Anonymous
>>393627
For Nuzisisters repetitive and boring is innovative and fun!
No.393631
Anonymous
Why haven’t they made drones real?!
No.393632
Anonymous
Replies:>>393634>>393636
Image:179174622047.jpg(187kB, 1500x2048)rebecca (murder drones) - a8b4eed0a0490859660131b4d24193c7.jpg
>>393624
>implying Rebecca would EVER let her emotions loose in front of a boytoy
>implying Rebecca would ever directly confront those emotions in general

You'd unironically have better luck with V
No.393633
Anonymous
>>393607
I should learn perspective too…. Also nice perspective Fai.
No.393634
Anonymous
Replies:>>393638
>>393632
That's why I said a very high level of trust. A level of trust basically impossible for a Fuckboy of the Month to meet.
No.393635
Anonymous
Replies:>>393637>>393639
>>393588
Hi, I’m too lazy to find your comics in the threads. Can I upload the Reddit versions?
No.393636
Anonymous
>>393632
I can fix her (with my drone repair tools)
No.393637
Anonymous
Replies:>>393659
>>393635
Just go to the threads that were on the date the Reddit versions were posted, faglord.
No.393638
Anonymous
Replies:>>393642
Image:179174668768.jpg(200kB, 1000x1000)rebecca (murder drones) drawn by privatedust - 135f4d1ba9325985dc702e48dbd44386.jpg
>>393634
>trust

But how gain trust? Especially when she's dating (you) in the first place to avoid confronting this very specific thing?

>inb4 starts walking around in picrel every time you pry too hard
>have to figure out how to breach topics talk in ways she can't shutdown with a makeout session
No.393639
Anonymous
Replies:>>393640
>>393635
>he makes them for reddit
Explains a lot!
No.393640
Anonymous
>>393639
Still makes them infinitely better than your counterproductive baiting and threadshitting.
No.393641
Anonymous
>>393588
Could you unblock your feed? Blocking it make it hard to find which date you posted a given comic on.
No.393642
Anonymous
>>393638
You slowly build up, just get her use to answering simple questions without thinking about it, then when you ask a complicated question she will blurt it out before thinking about a lie.
No.393643
Anonymous
Replies:>>393646
Image:179174717885.jpg(102kB, 932x950)HRnVk6IbgAAlnAF.jpeg
>>393629
"That's not funny anon... my plates business is THRIVING and you know that! Call me a thieving crip one more time and I'm not taking you to Seaworld."
No.393644
Anonymous
Replies:>>393645>>393650>>393744
A Jang of Joblins Jurround you Jemanding a Job
What job do you give them?
No.393645
Anonymous
>>393644
Majestic 12.
No.393646
Anonymous
Replies:>>393648
>>393643
Is Black J as tiny as the other black drone?
No.393647
Anonymous
Replies:>>393691
Image:179174741269.jpg(54kB, 736x736)722e7d5e5810e17e974939b87991b619.jpg
>>393627
I'm pretty sure "N genuinely gives no shits about J"(>>393613) is new ground, even if nobody's talking about it

>inb4 being SUCH a terrible leader that Mr. "Sunshine and Rainbows" himself thinks you should be dead
No.393648
Anonymous
Replies:>>393649>>393651>>393653>>393681
Image:179174749670.jpg(294kB, 1761x1349)HUIiMNoXkAA7K06.jpeg
>>393646
No but she seems noticeably shorter than most DDs

>inb4 using her (J)umping mastery to give you a kiss
No.393649
Anonymous
>>393648
YES
No.393650
Anonymous
Replies:>>393657
>>393644
I guess I can use some housemaids? They're getting paid in food, lodging, new clothes, occasional treats and general things they need to live decently though, also if they DO get money they are forbidden from investing it into anything but an index fund, I'm not going to spend a week cheering up a gaggle of Joblins because they lost it all on a shitcoin
No.393651
Anonymous
>>393648
Tessa is green and retired!
No.393652
Anonymous
Replies:>>393656
Image:179174766203.jpg(473kB, 1456x2048)Mommacyn.jpeg
Cyn as wolf momma from Family time game
https://x.com/HomeGlados/status/2109032077312090246
No.393653
Anonymous
Replies:>>393655>>393690
>>393648
>To where
My bedroom, with a brief pitstop to clean the green smudge off of Drone Tessa That pillbaby needs the best Stepdad possible to not suffer the consequences of having two moms
No.393654
Anonymous
Replies:>>393660
>Hundreds of Drones
>Jean, a Soda Drone who dispenses apple juice, loses his home when DDs blow up the ship he works on. Now homeless, stranded, and facing death, he must go from zero to hero and become the greatest DD hunter of all time and create ingenious traps to battle the hundreds of DDs building a Corpse Spire in order to win the heart of his mischievous human lover
Hundreds of Beavers | Official Trailer | Coming to Fandor April 19youtube thumb
No.393655
Anonymous
>>393653
>clean the green smudge off
Anon, it's impossible. Tessa is green and retired.
No.393656
Anonymous
Replies:>>393673>>393675
Image:179174808946.jpg(262kB, 1079x606)Screenshot_20261011_144648_YouTube.jpg
>>393652
>getting pounced by Cyn!
>overpowered by Cyn!
>spawning, guarding, leading DD legions with Cyn!
>...including her brother as one of your kids?
>Cyn is wierd
>but she wouldn't be (you)r Cynwife if she wasn't!
No.393657
Anonymous
Replies:>>393658
>>393650
Your joblins invest in the cuban oil industry.
No.393658
Anonymous
>>393657
Ha! It's state owned! It's not a part of any index fund due to sanctions! Now my little Joblins lower your risk appetites and put those $$$ into a vanguard account like a normal boring person
No.393659
Anonymous
Replies:>>393663
>>393637
Yeah the problem is that threads last more than a day and you can’t crl+f for images and I’d rather not scroll through 40+ threads looking for 19 images. It would be complete madness to that and a waste of time.
No.393660
Anonymous
Image:179174836858.jpg(34kB, 510x586)54716b012b410a37da7efb68dc2cebab.jpg
>>393654
>the court scene is overseen by Actual Fucking Cyn
>not even an actor: the director somehow got the real deal
>"Funni" - her justification both in and out of universe
No.393662
Anonymous
Replies:>>393665>>393672>>393680
Drone on Human nullplay when?
No.393663
Anonymous
Replies:>>393664>>393670
>>393659
You can control-f for 'Image:' to just see images.
No.393664
Anonymous
Replies:>>393666>>393668>>393670
>>393663
>900 post thread average
>300 image thread average

That's still a lot of work anon
No.393665
Anonymous
Replies:>>393667
Image:179174871773.png(359kB, 1266x1135)pidge (original character) drawn by nuke - 4ae138e1892922ffa2c558b8c3c67ae7.png
>>393662
>ramming (you)r peen into featureless nullplate, inevitably bringing about the destruction of the peen or the drone as flesh batters metal

no thanks
No.393666
Anonymous
Replies:>>393668
>>393664
Rapid firing the Enter button doesn't take any work.
No.393667
Anonymous
Replies:>>393669
>>393665
Doesn't have to be a human man. A drone could also sexo a human woman.
No.393668
Anonymous
>>393666 (me)
>>393664
Or holding the Enter button don.
No.393669
Anonymous
Replies:>>393671>>393684
Image:179174910409.jpg(81kB, 388x856)Screenshot_20261011_150408_Chrome.jpg
>>393667
>pinch points incarnate

That's almost worse
No.393670
Anonymous
>>393663
Oh, I didn't think of that.
>>393664
Its doable now, I'll put in on the list of stuff to do later. Like upload the rest of princess keeter, check on predator prey to see if there is more to cap, check if there's stuff in the nuzi thread that wasn't crossposted in the threads, upload last drawpile because it's probably hyper dread by now.
No.393671
Anonymous
>>393669
They have tongues...
No.393672
Anonymous
>>393662
There is the Dubs one where he grinds his phat bottom chassis against your peener
No.393673
Anonymous
Image:179174932391.jpg(47kB, 736x736)7f391c62c607e04da55756fe02e68cb2.jpg
>>393656
>Cynwolf spawning the DDs as her kids
>including respawns

Kek

>tfw your "newborn son" tries to bond with you(he feels obligated)
>keeps bringing up events from the war/his and Cyn's shared childhood
>gets so disconcerting that even Cyn puts a stop to it(mindwipes for everyone!)
No.393674
Anonymous
Replies:>>393676
>>393554
woe
blood orange upon ye
No.393675
Anonymous
Replies:>>393679
>>393656
doesn’t the ending of this game involve that wolf bitch voring you
No.393676
Anonymous
Image:179174960780.jpg(138kB, 657x1106)d53555b9de47bdaf45c678ecfef36a9a.jpg
>>393674
Apples are more effective.
No.393677
Anonymous
Replies:>>393678
>>393618
> Pidge x Uzi
Do we even dare to imagine?
No.393678
Anonymous
Replies:>>393683
>>393677
PUdgi is the ultimate gremlin couple for dykebreaking
No.393679
Anonymous
Replies:>>393703
Image:179174985584.jpg(90kB, 736x736)9ecd249dc03e84356dee786c38ace645.jpg
>>393675
Technically yes, but that's just because it dosen't have a "win" state yet(and so you can only lose)

>inb4 Cyn follows game rules
>have to keep the DDs fed, sheltered, and safe or else your ass goes the way of Earth
>how do (you) do it?
No.393680
Anonymous
Replies:>>393685>>393687
Image:179174987675.jpg(89kB, 1024x1024)d5897c1aa4fd923df240cb6ea9ee1db1.jpg
>>393662
HumaN and Uzi nullplay
No.393681
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:179174989341.mp4(630kB / 0:00:08 / h264+aac, 480x480)20768_714345ac7658f8e9.mp4
>>393648
>No but she seems noticeably shorter than most DDs
No.393682
Anonymous
Jlack vs Masqy height
what are the results
No.393683
Anonymous
Replies:>>393686
>>393678
> PUdgi
> Pudgy
you mash two birds together and you get a fat fucking bird
No.393684
Anonymous
>>393669
>This is why CFL drones wore gloves
No.393685
Anonymous
Replies:>>393689
>>393680
>Human N walking around in normal people clothes
>not Human N in an environmental protection suit who turns out to be Former Human N, who got Cronenberged by the Absolute Solver and fused to his suit Big Daddy-style, and who either gets his memory wiped whenever he learns the truth about what he is now or knows the whole time and all his unprompted reminders he's a human are a coping mechanism
No.393686
Anonymous
Image:179175020051.png(544kB, 1087x911)DubsOutfit.png
>>393683
>And that's how I was born
No.393687
Anonymous
Replies:>>393688
Image:179175041525.png(194kB, 611x840)uzi doorman, serial designation n, cyn, tessa james elliot, and cynwalker (murder drones) drawn by thee_wendigo - 6d108323ef2be1413f0de0d44a7bcd53.png
>>393680
>inb4 Cynwalker reveal this time around
>the single gayest thing either drone has ever done
No.393688
Anonymous
Image:179175077856.png(50kB, 1147x697)Uzi extra.png
>>393687
No.393689
Anonymous
Replies:>>393692
Image:179175118971.jpg(57kB, 735x558)0647c414f1b60853914cf9dd830ab818.jpg
>>393685
This simply means that Uzi is the Main Host at the Manor, alongside her fellow trash companions Doll, Thad, and Lizzy of course

>inb4 Solver Uzi going full out on her chuunibyou, getting lost in her own little world where she is always Right and Good like in her isekais
>to her his screams are laughter
>to her his grimace a smile
>to her it feels he loves her...
No.393690
Anonymous
Replies:>>393693>>393696>>394142
Image:179175146520.png(159kB, 737x778)anon, serial designation j, and tessa james elliot (murder drones) drawn by sandpaper_(artist) - 684c619592e40d4ba360eae9bf65444c.png
>>393653
>anon
No.393691
Anonymous
>>393647
>N dosen't care

That was only before he got his memories back though? He'd (probably) care about J after that right?
No.393692
Anonymous
Replies:>>393695
>>393689
Was thinking it's still the normal setup, just that N's a human associate of the Elliots instead of a butlerbot. Idea first came to me when some Anon back in like 2024 said N should have been a human to add a raceplay undertone to Nuzi.
No.393693
Anonymous
Replies:>>393696>>393699
>>393690
>Yuritroon thinking he isn't a cuck as well
No.393695
Anonymous
Replies:>>393697
Image:179175278025.jpg(263kB, 1080x578)Screenshot_20261011_160140_YouTube.jpg
>>393692
Is there not already a raceplay undertone?
No.393696
Anonymous
Replies:>>393699>>393713>>394143
>>393690
>>393693
Yuriswines always love to be cucked, but hate it when you call it out, they’ll even call you one of their favorite boogeymans.
No.393697
Anonymous
>>393695
Not according to that Anon.
No.393699
Anonymous
Image:179175430023.png(3.24MB, 1080x1781)IMG_6387.png
>>393693
>>393696
seethe
No.393700
Anonymous
Image:179175437986.jpg(210kB, 1387x1199)static-assets-upload17563769766960995231.jpg
Which two girls who aren't witches descended from Cabin Fever test subjects would have made for a better story by being those instead of Uzi and Doll?
No.393701
Anonymous
Replies:>>393705>>393708
> waah waah yuri yuri yuri
> check /co/
> no thread
I see
No.393702
Anonymous
Replies:>>393704
Image:179175475298.png(105kB, 640x495)how-is-oilrose-more-popular-then-jessa-v0-2xvkn9g0ba9e1.png
No.393703
Anonymous
>>393679
I apply the Vicious method (delimbing them and feeding them their own limbs)
No.393704
Anonymous
Replies:>>393718
>>393702
How would VaJayna work as a relationship?
No.393705
Anonymous
Replies:>>393708>>393713
Image:179175483164.jpg(63kB, 736x904)2089755080a03c991ce5e714670d2b28.jpg
>>393701
Every time without fail. Not all /co/niggers are threadshitters, but when theres a threadshitter you can bet hes a /co/nigger.
No.393706
Anonymous
Replies:>>393707>>393709
>someone doesn’t like my cuckoldry?… IT HAS TO BE FROM LE EVIL MAIN CHAN!!! NOTHING ELSE!!!
No.393707
Anonymous
>>393706
> le
> 3 exclamation points
grow up
No.393708
Anonymous
Replies:>>393721
Image:179175507960.png(84kB, 345x250)samefag.png
>>393701
>>393705
No.393709
Anonymous
Image:179175511462.jpg(176kB, 2048x2048)serial designation j, tessa james elliot, and worker drone j (murder drones) - ba48c4f823d5f3b852220b80219d0706.jpg
>>393706
>cuckoldry

Anon's not real Anon: the only person getting cucked is Beauregard
No.393710
Anonymous
Replies:>>393713
Image:179175511943.jpg(63kB, 736x801)87baf7d799935b055274f383181be9e5.jpg
Here come his tears now. Call him threadshitter and he is unbothered, but call him what he is, /co/nigger, and see how he recoils.
"I've been found out!"
No.393711
Anonymous
Image:179175512879.jpg(13kB, 417x479)images.jpe
waah waah yuri yuri yuri
No.393713
Anonymous
Image:179175519569.jpg(24kB, 250x250)IMG_7389.jpeg
>>393705
>>393710
>>393696
See? They’ve already done it.
No.393718
Anonymous
Image:179175537169.jpg(65kB, 736x511)08c97307438cfb930db47c29e8676b19.jpg
>>393704
>V is alive
>J is alive
>both are mourning
>cue sad, sweaty makeout sessions

It's that simple
No.393719
Anonymous
Replies:>>393721
Image:179175538359.jpg(357kB, 2726x1532)Pretty View.jpg
Yuritroon hitting hitting samefagging levels that shouldn't even be possible.
No.393721
Anonymous
>>393708
>>393719
wanna put a bet on it?
point out all the post you think are done by the same person
then we'll ask blackhand
I samefagged = I get banned, I didn't = you get banned

deal?
No.393743
Anonymous
>>393559
We need more drone saggers
No.393744
Anonymous
>>393644
I need a party to play DND with and they seem like the perfect little munchkins for the job.
> they will terrorize my setting with hackjob commercialistic """taverns"""
No.393827
Anonymous
>>393565
Our girl.
No.393829
Anonymous
>>393574
Use a shotgun. I don't know what that means myself, but I always play it safe.
No.393831
Anonymous
>>393588
Either Tessa was autistic and failed to grasp the sanctity of a resting place and a relative's remains, or she did it specifically to mock them.

In the first case, she’s an autistic unable to function in society, in the second, a sick bitch.
No.393832
Anonymous
>>393604
Fucking kek.
No.394142
Anonymous
>>393690
Dogshit ship
No.394143
Anonymous
>>393696
Based
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