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No.392790
Murder drones 401Anonymous
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More drones posts in the era:
Wonderful Booru: https://dronebooru.co
Wheel of numerous OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf
Wheel of altering modifiers: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf
The wiki inside the really fantastic Booru: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character
The actual separate Wiki: https://wiki.dronebooru.co/wiki/Main_Page
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No.392792
Anonymous
First for the Jigger
No.392793
Anonymous
Image:179151031586.png(445kB, 2598x2598)Shadow Fai.png
>>392745
No.392794
Anonymous
Audio 🎵:179151044368.mp3(195kB / 0:00:23 / 69kbps, 44.1kHz)Fallout 3 & NV - Vault Door Opening Sound (no alarm).mp3
>be Mac
>invite male friend over to play vidya because he won't try to rape you
>you approach the door to your room
>the door looks more like it belongs on a bank vault than a bedroom, several feet of reinforced steel with a single, large keyhole about 3 feet off the ground
>your grandpa helped you build it, though he had no hand in making the locking mechanism- that was your doing
>"Okay, I need to unlock my door, please don't look." you tell your friend as you unzip your pants and place your lengthening tentacock inside
>you can't quite reach the lock until you're fully hard- you lean back and think of round worker drone bottomplates until your prehensile Mac meat can unlatch the door
>with a ear-splitting squeal and the howl of metal on metal, the lock disengages
>your struggle to stuff your half-hardened tentacock back into your pants as your friend shuffles hit feet awkwardly behind you
>you turn to give him an apology, to explain why the safe mechanism is necessary to keep you safe from THEM
>but the words die in your mouth as he points into your room
>"I thought it was just going to be you and me," he asks, confused
>a shiver runs down your mechanical spine, as cold as Copper-9's air
>there's someone inside
>it was probably just mom, right? she can be anywhere with her holograms
>your mouth is dry, as if stuffed full of cotton
>mom would have said something by now, surely
>your murder drone reflexes fail you, paralyzed by fear: optics wide, hands trembling, tail erect in fear, your head turns slowly towards your room
>it's one of them, sitting at the base of your bed, eyes locked onto yours, hands clasped together as if in thought or prayer
>a femanon
>she gives you a shy little wave and a dainty hello, but you know the beast that lies beneath
>"How?" you ask, your voice hoarse like a man dying of thirst
>"How?" she parrots with a tilt of her head, a toothy grin beginning to form on her lips, white teeth shining in the darkness of your vault-room
>"How did you get in?"
>she places both hands on either side of her hips and pushes up against your bed
>a wet, slow, shlicking begins to sound as she rises, hot fluids beading down the length and girth of something truly massive that was inside of her
>something that looks familiar
>you glance down at your pants
>a loud, wet pop pierces the air as she rises to her feet
>you notice now she only sports a single, oversized shirt, her bottom completely bare
>"I made a replica." she tells you, deadpan, the grin never leaving her face
>"To open the door. To keep me company until you arrive. Until I can feel the real thing."
>you stare at a perfect replica of your own penis, slick with fluids as it stands tall and proud beside her
>like lightning, she strikes
>one moment you are on your feet, the next you have been upended, the girl dragging you by your feet towards the door
>you unsheathe your claws, digging inches-deep gouges into the reinforced steel floor, screaming for help as your friend runs and you are pulled into a sealed vault that would become your prison
No.392795
Anonymous
Replies:>>392797>>392800
>>392790
I have seen MD and its setting described with "This is a world both written and populated by post-ironic millennials who've spent way too much time on TV Tropes."
Agree or disagree?
No.392797
Anonymous
>>392795
Disagree, the show has issues but the flavor isn't one of them.
No.392798
Anonymous
Replies:>>392883
Image:179151093629.jpg(199kB, 1875x1250)1714972214732.jpg
Is it fair to say that nobody IRL hates J
No.392799
Anonymous
Image:179151146187.jpg(52kB, 1179x1040)krwtuvk370ie1.jpeg
>>392790
Do you think V ever asked someone she was about to murder in the name of Vore Satan GLaDOS if they believe in God?
No.392800
Anonymous
Replies:>>392801>>392802
>>392795
Have you watched past the pilot?
No.392801
Anonymous
Replies:>>392804
>>392800
>it's another "Anon thinks the faster pacing after episode 1 meant the substance changed" episode
No.392802
Anonymous
Replies:>>392804
>>392800
Has anyone in this board?
No.392803
Anonymous
Replies:>>392806>>392880
Have you guys made any new ocs or thread lore yet
No.392804
Anonymous
Replies:>>392805
>>392801
The show is arguably different than the pilot. The pilot had some weird shit like that weird Thad joke and way too much meta humor.
>>392802
Now that's a real good question. Still argue that Cabin Fever only damaged V's character and was the start of her character arc decline/stagnation
No.392805
Anonymous
Replies:>>392807
Image:179151201278.png(189kB, 650x260)1724605978454.png
>>392804
The haha fooni meta jokes never stopped, Anon.
No.392806
Anonymous
Replies:>>392811>>392921
>>392803
Anons are too fucking lazy/busy or currently suffering arthritis. Best we got is some Dude named Dust who I haven't read about, but some threadschizo goes off on any mention of them. Some human created by that Berry person. And that's about all I can tell you recently. How long have you been gone because you might have missed a lot more than I can say
No.392807
Anonymous
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>>392805
Yes and no. I'd argue them being more subtle like this as a background gag worked better than how in your face they were before
No.392808
Anonymous
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>>392807
The AS straight up says [MacGuffin!] as it throws the patch USB at Mitchell.
No.392809
Anonymous
Replies:>>392812
>>392808
The Solver can get away with that because it's an eldritch silly billy.
No.392811
Anonymous
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>>392806
3 years ago i think
No.392812
Anonymous
>>392809
>eldritch silly billy
And you don't see how *holds up spork* that is?
No.392813
Anonymous
Replies:>>392815
>>392811
Oh Boy. You missed a fuck ton. There is genuinely so much fucking thread lore and so many OCs now that I can't even name them in a singular post. Dude look at the Booru on the OP. Also welcome back, friend
No.392814
Anonymous
>>392811
What fan DDs do you know of?
No.392815
Anonymous
Replies:>>392819
>>392813
wait what do you mean i know about the wendigo girl and the clown
No.392816
Anonymous
Replies:>>392818>>392839
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>>392811
You missed the RPG saga.
No.392817
Anonymous
>>392811
What would make you return after 3 years?
No.392818
Anonymous
Replies:>>392820
>>392816
WAIT THIS WAS 2024?????
No.392819
Anonymous
Replies:>>392826
>>392815
Got Y the tapletop gamer, U-U the teasing twins, X who is /x/ schizo, S the cat, M the reverse trap, and many more.
No.392820
Anonymous
Replies:>>392821
>>392818
Yep. It was fun writing for that, I don't think I've ever seen the thread come together like that since or at least to my knowledge
No.392821
Anonymous
>>392820
Oh my god i thought that was from 2023
No.392822
Anonymous
Image:179151287970.png(1.06MB, 2049x2454)uzi doorman, absolute solver, and grub (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - 4e183fe1d0e842270267b1ca9281d873.png
>>392811
Behold the grub: check booru for art/greens(and note about half didn't get saved because we're retards)

Also look up "Chuuni Uzi" because its the biggest + best set of threadlore we've made in the past year. Also Empress Uzi is getting greens again if you remember that one.
No.392823
Anonymous
Replies:>>392826
Image:179151300125.png(79kB, 372x427)Negev (my 2nd favorite).png
>>392811
Aside from the RPG saga. There's also Negev who I helped write for in the past. I think she's neat. Here's her wiki
https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/negev
No.392824
Anonymous
Replies:>>392825
Don't show Sacha Baron Cohen's 2006 film Borat to a drone, worst mistake of my life.
No.392825
Anonymous
>>392824
MAI WIAFE
No.392826
Anonymous
Replies:>>392843>>392891
>>392819
>>392823
Wait i think i know these guys already there was also that quiz show host and the one with big dispenser boobs and i think someone made this one character who had a puke fetish and liked streaking
No.392827
Anonymous
Image:179151353002.png(115kB, 505x503)The Great Exalted Empress of Copper-9.png
>>392811
There's the "Empress Uzi" timeline, in which Uzi copes with becoming a monster by LARPing as God-Empress. Most of the Nuzi fankids are present for this.
No.392828
Anonymous
Replies:>>392830
>>392811
You’re lying.
No.392829
Anonymous
Replies:>>392831
>Murder drones ended 2 years ago
I thought this show ended in 2023 jesus
No.392830
Anonymous
>>392828
I fucked up murder drones ended in 2024 and i visited this board way after that
No.392831
Anonymous
>>392829
Thank goodness I died 2 years ago and these are just gas bubbles escaping.
No.392832
Anonymous
Hanover Fiste Erupts - long versionyoutube thumb
>The timeline where Molly was transformed into a DD while being called to stand at Strychnine's trial
No.392833
Anonymous
Get jiggy with it
No.392834
Anonymous
Replies:>>392835>>392836>>392838>>392899
I can’t believe you guys could make all of this for only 8 episodes worth of content
No.392835
Anonymous
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>>392834
Autist to Autist communication.
No.392836
Anonymous
Replies:>>392837
>>392834
Habeeb it.
No.392837
Anonymous
>>392836
Twinkie house!
No.392838
Anonymous
Replies:>>392841
>>392834
8 episodes AND a merch vid dammit! I will not see the special that DOUBLED J's screentime disrespected!

Murder Drones Special - Meet Jyoutube thumb
No.392839
Anonymous
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>>392816
Like 60% of these guys stayed in the past
No.392840
Anonymous
Replies:>>392842>>392843
>>392835
I am genuinely impressed. I’m browsing the booru and there’s entire subsections of all these characters I’m not sure even you guys still remember. One of these is fucking carl from aqua teen.
No.392841
Anonymous
Replies:>>392848
>>392838
>The special that mischaracterized everyone be disrespected!
I think it can handle it.
No.392842
Anonymous
Replies:>>392844>>392845
>>392840
yeah he was always here
what are you trying to get to
No.392843
Anonymous
>>392826
>>392840
Dispenser boobs is Cici. Has a couple things.
No.392844
Anonymous
>>392842
I don’t know I wasn’t super active so I must’ve forgotten most of it
No.392845
Anonymous
Replies:>>392857>>392937>>392938
>>392842
also uh for anyone in the super secret booru cabal/security side of things
i’m still getting autotagger error shits trying to upload some art so if anyone can look into that it’d be kewl
No.392846
Anonymous
Replies:>>392847
>>392839
Yeah I know it's pretty sad isn't it. Personally I thought Beretta and Jane could've been best buds, but I'm not complaining about the T and Kat greens we've gotten recently.
No.392847
Anonymous
Replies:>>392849
>>392846
Personally I'm not a fan of the Mutant Wars threadlore
No.392848
Anonymous
>>392841
>mischaracterized everyone
How?
No.392849
Anonymous
Replies:>>392850
>>392847
The Mutant Wars are canon bro remember the VHS tape?
No.392850
Anonymous
Replies:>>392851
>>392849
And the helicopter in episode 7!
No.392851
Anonymous
Replies:>>392852>>392854
>>392850
The iconic helicopter piloted by the ever so iconic Sophie of course. Who could forget such an amazing OC
No.392852
Anonymous
>>392851
I could never forget steaks ocs
No.392854
Anonymous
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>>392851
No.392855
Anonymous
Replies:>>392856>>392867
What if Akita shapeshifted into a snake and her head eyes ran the length of her body instead.
No.392856
Anonymous
Image:179151822367.jpg(91kB, 450x450)nofood.jpg
>>392855
Maybe you should try getting a job.
No.392857
snow
Replies:>>392871
>>392845
autotagger when uploading? Just make sure your image has a rating like general, explicit, etc. That's the main requirement. Auto tag is not that important
No.392858
Anonymous
Replies:>>392859>>392863>>392864>>392865>>392919
Do we have a Christmas exclusive drone like we do with Lucy?
No.392859
Anonymous
>>392858
We cloned Mariah Carey's brain patterns and put them inside a worker drone.
No.392860
Anonymous
Replies:>>392862
>FOOLI BOOGI
No.392862
Anonymous
>>392860
>the oogis have adopted and attempt to feed a fool's boogi (it is a tube of sand they misidentified as a boog)
No.392863
Anonymous
>>392858
With enough headtrauma we can probably make Lucy switch to Christmas.
No.392864
Anonymous
>>392858
Santa Claws.
No.392865
Anonymous
Replies:>>392868>>392869
>>392858
it is OCTOBER
I have ALREADY HEARD MARIAH CAREY ON THE RADIO
if you bring that shit in here already so help me god
No.392867
Anonymous
>>392855
will she drop shadow scales?
No.392868
Anonymous
>>392865
Hehehehehehe
No.392869
Anonymous
Replies:>>392870>>392901
>>392865
I've seen christmas products in store shelves since late august
No.392870
Anonymous
>>392869
I like Christmas but goddamn am I sick and tired of seeing it creep earlier and earlier into the year. I just want to enjoy Halloween for chrissakes
No.392871
Anonymous
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>>392857
this thing bossdude
No.392872
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:179152088753.mp4(1.64MB / 0:00:29 / h264+aac, 640x600)containment breached.mp4
>[SHE] is breaking containment, call the BOXON
No.392873
Anonymous
Replies:>>392876>>392881>>392884
>"Sex with-" Anon stops as every human, drone, and mutant head in earshot turns towards him.
>"Uhhhh..."
>Anon senses that he should choose his next words carefully...
No.392874
Anonymous
Replies:>>392875
>>392789
clearly somebody's never read the cautionary tale "If You Give a Drone a Human"
No.392875
Anonymous
>>392874
>if you give a drone uppies
No.392876
Anonymous
Replies:>>392877
Video + 🎵:179152305216.mp4(429kB / 0:00:04 / h264+aac, 640x358)disgust.mp4
>>392873
No.392877
Anonymous
Replies:>>392879
>>392876
>The swarm descends upon you, and you are left nothing more than a dried husk.
>Try again? Y/N
No.392878
Anonymous
Replies:>>392915>>392956
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>>392760
>>392763

> I found myself standing at the doors leading out of our little hovel.
> Extensive research and investigation revealed that my target wasn't anyone in the bunker.
> Not only was our school only comprised of maybe twenty students at most, but not a single drone in the bunker can trace different dog breeds outside of a handful.
> Captchas and all that.
> Elizabeth obviously wouldn't paint a target on her own back; she's a narcissistic dame, but this just ruins her own public image.
> Thaddeus is a decent fellow, but more concerned with dogs as a mascot for the football team of five drones than their breeds.
> Emilia...
> ...
> Red rockets...
> Ahem. Moving on.
> So if none of the drones within the colony were the culprit, that could only mean one thing.
> It was a drone outside the bunker.
> And the only drones outside the bunker are corpses, or Disassembly Drones.
> (And the odd outpost that hasn't been obliterated yet, but our internet doesn't extend THAT far).
> Tracing our bunker's wireless signal and narrowing in, I found an unfamiliar IP that's been among the bunker for years.
> And its signal traced all the way outside, to the Corpse Spire.
> A normal person would've called it there. Wash their hands, tell the dame the case is closed, demand their smackaroons and snackaroons.
> But as said by many of my peers and something I take as a compliment, I am not normal.
> I manage to convince the boys manning the door that I just need to pop out for a spell
> ("Good luck with your immoral date plans, Uzi!")
> ("Someone's dating Uzi?")
> ("Talk about crap taste.")
> My trusty sixshooter at my side hums ominously while I take another swig of the flask, a shot of windex clearing my throat and leaving the past conversation in a fog.
> All I've gotta do is take a step forward into the cold dark night, and remind these angels of death why they should fear justice.
> ... Any second now.
> This Private Eye will be giving the murder drones a uh... a black eye.
> Y-Yeah.
---
> Getting to the lair of the angels of death was as easy as I suspected.
> They rely on their admittedly earned reputation to deter trespassers, meaning no sentries, no cameras, no nothin' to bar my path.
> I close my long detective's coat around my torso, holding it tight against me as it trails in the silicone-snow composite.
> A spire of dead bodies looms overhead, each blank visor and glowing red error a testament to the nature of the angels.
> Corpses of my fellow drones who died begging for justice. For someone to answer their prayers.
> My brow creases across my visor as I lift the humming handgun, crossing the threshold to hear the sound of angry masculine ranting coming from deeper in.
> "And that's why golden retrievers are the GENETICALLY AND OBJECTIVELY SUPERIOR CHOICE for your child, as not only are they surprisingly gentle with their mouths, but even gentle mouths can have teeth enough to protect your family! AND SEND!"
> Seems like goodboy3071 is in the middle of another argument. Distracted, and by the lack of any other voices, isolated.
> I creep through the corpses, shaking hands with the dead as I do; unsure if it's either a farewell to never see them again after this, or a greeting as I join their ranks.
> I slide up behind a wall of discarded limbs, peering around the edge to see the glow of a laptop and an immense, winged form crouched in front of it.
> Half again the size of an adult drone chassis, with a black coat much like mine that comes down to his knees. A pilot's cap on his head with trimmed silvery hair along with a headband with five golden orbs.
> His limbs are stark white and bulky compared to the aluminum hose of a normal worker drone, hazard stripes lining his wrists and the bottom of his enormous boots made for stepping on me.
> I mean, for crushing me
> I mean, for marching goosestep to the whim of his human maker
> yeah that's better "uziel", sure-
> Khm, with the drone seemingly distracted, I move to introduce the angel to a friend near and dear to my heart.
> One that's a little down and to the left.
> I raise my handgun up, taking the back of his skull into the sight picture, the rounds in the chamber beginning to glow with the flick of a lever.
> Despite the tense situation, I can't help one more oneliner.
> "You've reached the end of your warranty, Mu-"
> The orbs on its scalp just swiveled.
> Something lands in the snow at my side with a thud before the sound of discharging wind finally hits my audio sensors.
> "Oh- oh geez, sorry little buddy, I think I made you drop this."
> I shakingly take my own severed arm from the disassembly drone standing in front of me, the cold fingers still clutching my gun.
> "I'm Serial Designation N! Nice to meet you, little buddy. I'm kinda on break now, so would you mind coming back another time? I promise I'll make up for the lost chase time tomorrow when I'm on the clock, sound good?"
> "... Little buddy?"
> "Oh that's a lotta oil you're losing, you should probably get that fixed."
> I grab the gun out of my own hand and blast him point blank.
No.392879
Anonymous
>>392877
>i forget to clarify human females
>get fucked to death because i spent too much time fidning a mp4
nice
No.392880
Anonymous
Image:179152355632.jpg(437kB, 1080x1101)Retconned Strawberry lore (1).jpg
>>392803
I made this and lot of other stuffs:
ac-ch15.github.io
No.392881
Anonymous
Replies:>>392897
>>392873
I'm saying drones anyway, even if the rest hate it.
No.392882
Anonymous
Replies:>>392887>>392933
getting SD-M massively, obscenely pregnant and watching her increasingly absurd excuses as she tries to maintain her disguise
No.392883
Anonymous
Replies:>>392885>>392886
Image:179152370069.jpg(96kB, 831x1024)serial designation j (murder drones) drawn by unknown_artist - 982be4faf88cece8c44b39939ad87a83.jpg
>>392798
No

>the callous
>the obsessive
>the cruel
>the protagonist-centered
>the childish
>the "just"
>the simply retarded

Many and varied are the enemies of J. So much so that even Requiem(a fic about her SUFFERING and MOURNING the death of her lesbian lover: essentially catnip for her usual haters) couldn't convert them all and merely sent them scattering, crawling about the darkness for opportunity to criticise "the lesbian" without violating their sacred progressive stack.

By contrast the lovers of J as she actually is; spite, affection, desperation, strength, the whole package; are rare as diamonds. Far more often you'll see her reduced to "TeEEeSSa" even (and especially) by supposed "J lovers."
No.392884
Anonymous
Replies:>>392897>>392900
>>392873
Someone who actually likes me despite me being who I am as a person.
No.392885
Anonymous
Replies:>>392888
>>392883
first smart white straight J fan?
No.392886
Anonymous
>>392883
I want to give her a raise but I feel like she'd be aghast at the very concept of worker's compensation
No.392887
Anonymous
Replies:>>392933>>392998
Image:179152413265.png(298kB, 758x782)anon and serial designation m (original character) drawn by dr.ones_anon - 7d753757e5004720ebecc8c15c872651.png
>>392882
Kek

>the lies get increasingly more absurd(Weight training! Experimental modifications! You're just hallucinating!) until one day anon is forced to step in
>summons all his brainpower for the task
>"he's fat"
"makes sense"
>now M can only seethe and mald as her strongest excuse comes with being called "Munchies" and "oil tanker" wherever she goes
>she won, but at what cost?
No.392888
Anonymous
Image:179152433484.png(1.12MB, 1016x2264)cyn, serial designation j, and tessa james elliot (murder drones) - 818be7f74a0b3e8562fe07f4a647eb6d.png
>>392885
I long for the return of my kin, Volkulager, but he lies so lost even the special could nere' stir him
No.392889
Anonymous
The thread quality is: UP!
No.392890
Anonymous
Image:179152464254.png(111kB, 1000x1224)Ybyfiend.png
And now for the true best girl of /MD/ (Don't fact check this)
No.392891
Anonymous
>>392826
Quiz show host is sd-q and the one with the puke fetish is pidge.
No.392892
Anonymous
Replies:>>392908
>All based on a fanfic headcanon
No.392893
Anonymous
Replies:>>392894
Murderous Drones
No.392894
Anonymous
Image:179152575318.png(34kB, 888x853)Bdrunk.png
>>392893
No way, they are too cuddly for that
No.392895
Anonymous
Replies:>>392896>>392898
Snuggledrones
No.392896
Anonymous
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>>392895
Cuddle drones my beloved
No.392897
Anonymous
Replies:>>392900>>392903
>>392881
>Dozens of drones are destroyed extracting you, you'll be expected to help replenish their numbers for years to come.
>>392884
>Everyone sighs dejectedly, walking off to their own business.
>A singular, small drone in pigtails is left behind.
>"Does lusting after humans count?"
No.392898
Anonymous
Image:179152710997.png(1.23MB, 2500x2000)KFuckingKillsAnon.png
>>392895
No way, they are too violent for that
No.392899
Anonymous
>>392834
We’ve gotten so used to the sheer number of things we’ve created and already have. Damn, we take having our own Booru for granted, a Booru!
No.392900
Anonymous
Replies:>>392902
>>392884
>>392897
Too real... did not laugh, I cried
No.392901
Anonymous
>>392869
I swear by Jesus Christ, very soon the entire economy will operate solely for the purpose of celebrating the New Year, and preparations for it will begin immediately after the ends of previous one.
No.392902
Anonymous
>>392900
None of them have gotten to know you yet Anon, you gave them an impossible task.
No.392903
Anonymous
>>392897
Give her a week with me and she'll reach Uzi levels of human hatred.
No.392904
Anonymous
Replies:>>392905>>392906>>392907
The Jigger just told (You) that she wants a humie bf
How do you respond?
No.392905
Anonymous
>>392904
I require more information, are there other drones available, if yes: with what difficulty?
No.392906
Anonymous
>>392904
Impregnating
No.392907
Anonymous
>>392904
Somehow fumble the bag and get killed?
No.392908
Anonymous
>>392892
90% of people’s opinions on the DD trio in this board be like
No.392909
Anonymous
Replies:>>392910>>392911>>392916
Image:179153269333.png(753kB, 2000x2000)Untitled680_20261009075759.png
Moldy!Berry.
No.392910
Anonymous
>>392909
This is why you need to wash your clothes you dummy berry
No.392911
Anonymous
Replies:>>392912
Image:179153776458.png(750kB, 2000x2000)Untitled680_20261009092217.png
>>392909
Version 2.
No.392912
Anonymous
Replies:>>392913
>>392911
Berri full of dust.
No.392913
Anonymous
>>392912
It's mold,eat it
No.392914
Anonymous
Image:179153905466.jpg(338kB, 2000x2079)I_Am_Happy_Because_Everyone_Loves_Me.jpg
No.392915
Anonymous
>>392878
Absolute Kino. Fuck I forgot how good Calvin and Hobbes could be.
No.392916
Anonymous
>>392909
Nice
No.392917
Anonymous
what if lucy had a sister who lives in a burrow and comes out of it once every feburary
No.392918
Anonymous
A question, in a hypothetical Y and J office setting interaction (failgilr fight) would you prefer Y's or J's perspective?
No.392919
Anonymous
Replies:>>392923
>>392858
Before Lucy was a thing I tried my hand at Holiday Drones a long time ago. They never took off, think they only remained on 4chan because there is not a singular greentext saved to the booru about them. Basically they had different functions, the Halloween Drones came with a projector for haunted houses or parties (sometimes they would display unwanted holograms that weren't coded in). Then there was the Christmas Drone or just Winter Drone for certain people, their whole thing was producing snow or ice, but had the dangerous capability to overload and freeze things solid. If I even remember that correctly
No.392920
Anonymous
Replies:>>392922>>392968
What are your hopes for the Liam Q&A today? I hope it's just another nothing burger, honestly.
No.392921
Anonymous
Image:179154430387.jpg(102kB, 1300x1000)laautomobil.jpg
>>392806
>currently suffering arthritis
Artblock is the bane of my existence.
No.392922
Anonymous
>>392920
Liam doesn't say something that pisses off 99% of the board. Alternatively Liam says something that pisses off 99% of the board because it wasn't added in the show
No.392923
Anonymous
Replies:>>392924
Image:179154480920.png(144kB, 686x699)e27fc595fbc0e19db923e92c20f0d2bf.png
>>392919
>Winter drone
>F-13 cousin
Tell me more.
No.392924
Anonymous
>>392923
Honestly that was about it. I don't really remember much at all since they were inspired by the Soda Drones trend. Think I atleast specified that the Christmas Drones had a custom red and green paintjob with green eyes, whereas the Winter Drones had a blue paintjob with gold or maybe silver accents?
No.392925
Anonymous
Replies:>>393025
A drone who has lived for far too long has grown numb to everything, becoming a careless, absurdly powerful villain who toys with Copper-9 simply because they no longer care about its fate and it happens to stand in the way of what they want.
No.392926
Anonymous
what if lucy had 9 sisters and 1 brother and they lived in a house
No.392927
Anonymous
Replies:>>392928>>392930>>392931
What if you had better ideas.
No.392928
Anonymous
>>392927
NTA, but a few threads ago, I suggested the idea of an epic war between Sentinels and Solverpedes. If anyone wants to do something with that idea, feel free!
No.392929
Anonymous
Replies:>>392930>>392932
Image:179154849510.png(157kB, 756x798)1791530146898409.png
No.392930
Anonymous
>>392929
>>392927
No.392931
Anonymous
Replies:>>392935
>>392927
What if you actually posted an idea of your own for us to judge?
No.392932
Anonymous
Replies:>>392934
>>392929
Cyn I need at least twenty of those in my bed
No.392933
Anonymous
Replies:>>392998
>>392882
>>392887
>be me, anon
>SD-M is your GF, don't ask how it happened, that is another long story
>she still keeps up the boy act when outside, only letting herself relax at home
>one day it becomes apparent that she is pregnant
>sure you were having a lot of sex, but you both didn't realize that was even possible, with her being a robot and all
>despite this anatomical change, she still insists on wearing her disguise
>at first she could just pretend nothing was wrong
>a couple months in though becomes so apparent that even the stupidest worker can tell something is weird about her
>makes a new excuse every single time anyone asks why she looks different
>lies go from simple to absurd as her size increases
>amazingly they keep working, the other drones being very gullible
>one day she draws a blank and gives you a pleading look
>put on the spot to come up with a lie you blurt out the first thing you can think of
>"he's fat"
>worker believes it
>M is mortified
>have to give her belly rubs while she eats a tub of ice cream as an apology
No.392934
Anonymous
>>392932
Anon, you can't do it. You're an ordinary person, it'll kill you!
No.392935
Anonymous
Replies:>>392936>>392961
Image:179155067780.png(775kB, 968x765)172911278902.png
>>392931
Ok!
How about this:
You cope.
Serious answer:
The layout of Copper 9 ranging from the Bunker to the Spires to CFL and a (possible) industrial sector. We know that last one blew a hole in the ground and set most of the planet (or at least the part we know of) into a permanent winter.

Now, how do we envision a general residential sector to look like in the 31st century knowing that drones are commonplace? That said, do drones have a unique transit system or would they have been loaded into trucks ala IRobot to be moved to the ore processing plants they sometimes get crushed in? On a small tangent: Do you think Lucy would have been a commercial holiday model sold exclusively for Halloween?
No.392936
Anonymous
Replies:>>392945
>>392935
idk how would you do it
No.392937
Anonymous
>>392845
Check the help page on the upload screen. You do that by clicking on Help, someone wrote a guide in there that tells you how to upload.
No.392938
Anonymous
Replies:>>392939>>392951
>>392845
Uploading in general is broken, so you'll have to wait for a fix from Snow.
No.392939
Anonymous
Replies:>>392951
>>392938
Rip
No.392940
Anonymous
Replies:>>392941>>392999
Image:179155344607.png(384kB, 852x781)3726e46d640417e0f1c21d3d954e5451.png
No.392941
Anonymous
>>392940
Just a little guy
No.392942
Anonymous
Replies:>>393016
Image:179155439103.png(27kB, 220x253)gato-cat.png
Giving Keeter a shower.
No.392943
Anonymous
post NekoSolsaps NYOW!
No.392944
Anonymous
Replies:>>392962
> try to play modded rimworld with drones
> the mods keep fucking up and make me wanna kill myself
> try to play modded fallout 4
> the scripts are broken and im godmode for some fucking reason
> try to play modded minecraft with a friend
> game keeps crashing when we connect to each other
Where's my abuse drone, I'm gonna make her take a highschool exam she didn't study for
No.392945
Anonymous
Replies:>>392946
Image:179155695886.jpg(51kB, 576x419)173014955745.jpg
>>392936
Apologies for the late reply. Dentist's appointment.
Well there's a number of ways you could go about it: Pneumatic tube network designed for drones and similarly-shaped cargo. Designated rally points accompanied by the drones themselves having mobility options (jetpacks, the futuristic equivalent of Heelies, or simply downloading themselves into another frame at work).
Or perhaps they do just get in a truck/cargo container and get hauled off to the site. Personally I like the pneumatic tube system, even if it's archaic for the period MD is set in. And also Futurama did it for people-sized occupants as a joke already.

It'd be funny if they just slingshot drones across the cities with safety nets at the designated landing zones, as an aside.
No.392946
Anonymous
Replies:>>392947
>>392945
And ironically any method would have a pretty god survival rate survival rate, because even if the company doesn't care about their lives, they still need to actually get to work to generate profit, which the company does care about, a lot.
No.392947
Anonymous
Replies:>>392950
Image:179155771230.png(40kB, 482x454)1726685026586369.png
>>392946
Ironically, maybe. But assuming the almighty bank vault of a corporate monolith can afford to have their customers treat rheir products like expendable playthings for a laugh, I can't imagine their subsidiaries would care too much if one or two went missing. Or ended up splattered on the side of a billboard like it was made of paper mache. The wonders of windex, eh?
No.392948
Anonymous
[Akita Doorman sent you a message]
No.392949
Anonymous
Replies:>>392955>>392993
A timeline where Jane befriended Keeter and grew attached to her instead of Beretta
No.392950
Anonymous
>>392947
Yeah, which is why i said pretty good chance instead of fantastic chance. They ran the numbers as the system is exactly as safe as required to still make a profit.
No.392951
Anonymous
Replies:>>392957
>>392938
>>392939
Uploading works now.
No.392952
Anonymous
Replies:>>392953>>392954
JCJenson (on eeeeeearth!) has announced that all Js are to be taken out back and "given a promotion"
No.392953
Anonymous
>>392952
Uhhhhhh..... that could actually mean several things. Like, i think i know what you mean, but i could be wrong.
No.392954
Anonymous
>>392952
I promoted mine from my secretary to my wife and we had loveydovey sex in the back yard, hope that's what JCJenson meant
No.392955
Anonymous
Replies:>>392958
>>392949
>The good timeline.
No.392956
Anonymous
>>392878
kek, good green
No.392957
Anonymous
>>392951
thank FUCK
No.392958
Anonymous
Replies:>>392959>>392960>>392963
>>392955
The good timeline is one without jane tho
No.392959
Anonymous
>>392958
>>392682
No.392960
Anonymous
Replies:>>392964>>392965
Image:179155882015.png(469kB, 907x625)174619589472.png
>>392958
True!
And Akita but that's just my personal preference.
No.392961
Anonymous
>>392935
The entire infrastructure for people with drones would be virtually identical to what we have now, because the whole point of creating humanoid robots is precisely to avoid modifying existing human infrastructure to suit them. So, there is only one answer to any question you might have: exactly the same way as with humans.
No.392962
Anonymous
>>392944
That’s why I don’t even try installing mods: I know nothing will work if I do.
No.392963
Anonymous
Replies:>>392967>>392973
>>392958
The good timeline is one without Dust and Berry
No.392964
Anonymous
Replies:>>392966
>>392960
Uzi....
No.392965
Anonymous
Replies:>>392966
>>392960
Mac…
No.392966
Anonymous
Image:179155919567.jpg(56kB, 791x670)172600580863.jpg
>>392964
Uzi ain't here.
>>392965
Mac will never be real.
No.392967
Anonymous
>>392963
but then we would never have the only lewd of the mom from the pilot
No.392968
Anonymous
Replies:>>392969
>>392920
I kind of feel bad for Katie Hood, as I feel like she'll just be overshadowed by the constant barrage of Murder Drones questions that will be dumped onto Liam.
I hope that they keep Murder Drones questions/discussion to a relative minimum so that it gives other topics a chance to breathe and give Katie some spotlight.
No.392969
Anonymous
Replies:>>392971
>>392968
inb4 only animation-related questions are allowed and twitterswines get nothing
No.392970
Anonymous
Replies:>>392981
Image:179156078372.jpg(721kB, 4800x4800)172485537353.jpg
god i wish that were me
No.392971
Anonymous
>>392969
I thought I saw a post mentioning all questions are welcome.
No.392972
Anonymous
Replies:>>392974
Would you let Uzi use you as a sex slave to act out all of her perverted fantasies in exchange for her not murdering you for being a filthy human?
No.392973
Anonymous
Replies:>>392975
Image:179156111293.png(93kB, 1162x329)Untitled681_20261009155122.png
>>392963
No.392974
Anonymous
Replies:>>392976
>>392972
All her fantasies will involve N dominating you with his massive Nenis. So yes.
No.392975
Anonymous
Replies:>>392987
>>392973
Why does she have sluttish eyelashes in the first frame?
No.392976
Anonymous
>>392974
>t. Progressive Mexican Cuckold
No.392977
Anonymous
Replies:>>392978>>393026
Image:179156159241.png(401kB, 900x948)176183803788.png
Murder Drones but Lizzy eats the Absolute Solver and becomes something arguably worse.
No.392978
Anonymous
Image:179156175505.jpg(34kB, 588x330)IMG_8722.jpeg
>>392977
No.392979
Anonymous
Replies:>>392980
Solver War?
No.392980
Anonymous
Replies:>>392982
>>392979
Never happened!
No.392981
Anonymous
Replies:>>392985>>392988>>392989
>>392970
Choose your murder drone

~J~
Pros
> Corporate girlboss
> Always makes sure the chores get done
> Brings home the biggest bacon
Cons
> Talks exclusively in corporate jargon while having sex
> Thinks vidya is "an inefficient waste of your time" and forces you to read Wolf of Wallstreet

~V~
Pros
> Violently protective of her property (you)
> Will always ensure you're invited to the best parties
> You are now part of the "in group"
Cons
> Will ONLY commit homicide to get her oil, refuses "vegan rig-slop"
> Smells like corpses and oil (her friends are too scared to tell her)

~N~
Pros
> Cute femboywife who cooks and cleans while you're gone
> The police never found the body of the last guy who broke into your apartment
> Genuinely bedbreaking sex
Cons
> A little too needy and clingy at times
> WILL top you AND say it's gay
No.392982
Anonymous
Replies:>>392983
>>392980
But it did and the solver lost, why do you deny your past glories?
No.392983
Anonymous
>>392982
Shhhh. I've got a merch deal riding on this cover-up.
No.392984
Anonymous
Replies:>>392986
Solver borger?
No.392985
Anonymous
Image:179156245305.jpg(48kB, 850x850)lazY.jpg
>>392981
~Y~
Pros
Cons
>WILL cause you financial crippling debt due to plastic crack addiction
>101% unemployable
>Alcoholic
>ClingY, needY & mostlY uncaring all at the same time!
>Does not know how to cook
>Glutton
>WILL drink more of your blood than DD Valentine
>LazY, don't expect any house work done
>Her obsessive sniper friend WILL crash at your place permanently OR stalk you both from the shadows if you get a restraining order
>Her actions WILL cause you to get many, many noise complaints

Simply put Y is the best choice
No.392986
Anonymous
>>392984
A fridge (and a joke) too far!
No.392987
Anonymous
>>392975
Why not?
No.392988
Anonymous
>>392981
>J has no redeeming qualities. Like none, I know that as a J fan. She's arrogant, overconfident, bossy, sadistic, she wasn't loyal to Tessa etc.
>V is a good pick if she doesn't kill humans if she does we will have to move to a 3rd world shithole to cover her murders up. If she only kills drones then she's shit out of luck because modern robots don't have oil in them. Will she hunt cars on the freeway? Or on backroads? What's her plan if she doesn't have any drones to kill
>N I'm not gay

Conclusion V if she's doesn't kill humans, if she does then I chose J then I sell/trade her to openai for a nasa valkyrie and additional batteries. If they can't provide one then'; I'll go straight to nasa, I mean their private contractors, and sell her as a substitute for the rockets they use to send nasa astronauts to the space station. She's cheaper so they can charge nasa more for less cost to them, as they should.
No.392989
Anonymous
Replies:>>392990
>>392981
Molly
Pros
>You will have a loving clown wife
>She's very punny
>Is an amazing baker
Cons
>Her death threats are now your death threats
>Alcoholic/dependant on other toxic to humans chemicals
>PTSD and night terrors
>Hyper fertile, you will have an octomom situation every time she gets pregnant
No.392990
Anonymous
Replies:>>392991
>>392989
Trolly
No.392991
Anonymous
Replies:>>392994
>>392990
Trolli Commercial Collection (2019 - 2021)youtube thumb
Trolli molli!
No.392992
Anonymous
Replies:>>393078
Pidge, Pavo, Akita, Masqy, Teli, and Strawberry’s pros and cons? There are so many more to name. God, we’ve created so many oc's!
No.392993
Anonymous
>>392949
>"Bruh, wtf is this creature following me around?"
>"It's kinda cute, tho."
No.392994
Anonymous
>>392991
Well that was certainly 4 minutes and a half of my life gone.
No.392995
Anonymous
Replies:>>392996>>392997
Image:179156477069.jpg(341kB, 2048x1423)172884470720.jpg
No.392996
Anonymous
>>392995
Finally, tessa is fuckable
No.392997
Anonymous
>>392995
When did Tessa become so sexy?
No.392998
Anonymous
Replies:>>393033
>>392887
>>392933
>the "he's just weirdly fat" excuse works for a little while, even as her transformation from drone to well-dressed blimp nears completion
>until her body begins preparing her for breastfeeding
>in proportion to her evidently excessive fertility
>the two of you are already struggling to devise some kind of cover story for M's new ballistics
>you dread the prospect of trying to keep up the ruse if they start leaking
No.392999
Anonymous
>>392940
collectible
No.393000
Anonymous
Replies:>>393001>>393002
The Goonpocalypse
No.393001
Anonymous
>>393000
EXCUSE YOU!
THE CORRECT TERM IS THE FAPPENING!
No.393002
Anonymous
>>393000
/md/ has fallen. Billions must goon.
No.393003
Anonymous
Replies:>>393004>>393005>>393008
how would Lucy scare (You)?
No.393004
Anonymous
>>393003
Noooo don't suck my dick!
CHOMP
YEOUUCHH!!!
No.393005
Anonymous
Replies:>>393006
Image:179156812680.png(113kB, 500x481)1471793394111.png
>>393003
>Lucy's terrifying plan to sit back and watch tv while I take another step into my 30s
No.393006
Anonymous
Replies:>>393007
Image:179156842460.jpg(141kB, 1458x2048)dogiz2.jpeg
>>393005
Damn grandpa, you need a seeing eye drone?
No.393007
Anonymous
Replies:>>393009
>>393006
I Just Know
No.393008
Anonymous
>>393003
Please no more shots that show of your chest light and bottom plate. I’ve had enough of them, I just want to see those campers die so we can be over with this.
No.393009
Anonymous
Replies:>>393011
>>393007
Anons fuck drones!?
No.393010
Anonymous
Replies:>>393012>>393014
Simon’s cons?
No.393011
Anonymous
Replies:>>393013
>>393009
What if I won't fuck drones? Huh? What will you do about it, punk!
No.393012
Anonymous
>>393010
Prostate cancer. I'm afraid he doesn't have long.
No.393013
Anonymous
Image:179156970684.jpg(79kB, 850x639)sentinelsgetyou.jpg
>>393011
No.393014
Anonymous
>>393010
V ass
No.393015
Anonymous
Replies:>>393017>>393018>>393030
>/co/ archived at 200 posts only
No.393016
Anonymous
Image:179156993986.gif(952kB, 435x250)Thrax dies.gif
>>392942
>Akita when she touches soap
No.393017
Anonymous
>>393015
>The website whose moderation is killing it is dying
In other news, if you throw bricks at pensioners or newborns they will perish
No.393018
Anonymous
Image:179157044994.jpg(84kB, 454x517)agreed.jpg
>>393015
That happens sometimes.
/co/ has, huh.
Very particular interests.
No.393019
Anonymous
Replies:>>393020>>393021>>393022>>393024
Are you in the mood for wholesome greentexts or more suffering?
No.393020
Anonymous
Replies:>>393042
>>393019
Wholesome, the drones deserve happiness
No.393021
Anonymous
>>393019
Tragicomedy kino, arigatou gosaimazu
No.393022
Anonymous
Replies:>>393027
>>393019
Tell your AI to do wholesome, Berryboy.
No.393023
Anonymous
the Angry Video Game Drone hasn't been the same, her content isn't as good as it used to be
She doesn't even rape her husband on canera anymore!
No.393024
Anonymous
Replies:>>393028
>>393019
More pregnant M
No.393025
Anonymous
Image:179157185858.jpg(353kB, 890x965)cyn (murder drones) - d706b4b540ecd8cb0008c795db2950e8.jpg
>>392925
No.393026
Anonymous
Replies:>>393031
>>392977
>Clang clang clang get pregnant get pregnant - ew are you actually enjoying this?
No.393027
Anonymous
Replies:>>393029
>>393022
man shut the fuck up already
No.393028
Anonymous
>>393024
pregnant reverse trap drone is the best kind of Mpreg
No.393029
Anonymous
Replies:>>393039
>>393027
But is he wrong?
No.393030
Anonymous
Replies:>>393037>>393041
>>393015
did someone post something jannies didn’t like or
No.393031
Anonymous
>>393026
And then Anon enters stage left and the clangs continue
No.393032
Anonymous
Replies:>>393044>>393049
Image:179157266447.png(709kB, 2000x1333)DroneNooters.png
I LOVE DRONES SO MUCH YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE!
No.393033
Anonymous
Replies:>>393034>>393038
Image:179157287857.png(370kB, 795x847)serial designation dubs (original character) drawn by bunny - 8523bc345e65ba629105e7438407819c.png
>>392998
"Hey, does being fat usually come with boobs?"
>Dubs walks by
"Ah, makes sense"
...
>M now suffers even harder as her entire office "just happens" to start dieting
>it wouldn't be so bad
>but Dubs joined in
>that even HE gives her looks of horror is... unpleasent
No.393034
Anonymous
>>393033
M has fucked up, she has now released skinny Dubs into the world.
Skub.
No.393035
Anonymous
Replies:>>393046
Do we know what normal human x DD makes? Do they lay pills or adorable abominations?
No.393036
Anonymous
Can you get headcrabs pregnant? Asking for a friend.
No.393037
Anonymous
>>393030
Thread just seemed to fall off.
No.393038
Anonymous
>>393033
Fubs wouldn't have lived to tell the tale.
No.393039
Anonymous
>>393029
yes
stop being an annoying cunt
No.393040
Anonymous
Lucy tries to scare Vashtorr
No.393041
Anonymous
>>393030
co threads die after 2-3 hours of inactivity
funnily enough, despite having OC OP, there were only a few posts at the start trying to shit up the thread as usual, but then it was all civil
truly nice things simply cannot be had
No.393042
Anonymous
Replies:>>393043
Image:179157452960.png(354kB, 2000x2000)Untitled682_20261009190842.png
>>393020
>Be you, Doomer.
>You've been feeling more emptier than usual.
>Nothing feels fun or enjoyable anymore.
>Everything you try has lost its magic.
>You try some new games, but they're all the same boring walking simulators.
>You try reading books, but the plots are boring and the characters are uninteresting.
>And you always try to avoid your chores.
>You always say: "Tomorrow, I'll do it."
>Your whole room is a mess.
>You pull out your phone and try calling Strawberry .
>"Sorry Doomer, I'm busy with my hotel."
>She declines the call.
>You doomscroll through all the drone media just to fill the void in your core.
>Your broken left optic feels itchy again.
>And you can't afford any mechanic to fix you up.
>Most days you keep it hidden under your hair because the way people stare makes you feel insecure.
>You decide enough is enough and go out to buy groceries.
>After walking and buying all the necessary stuff.
>You get lost in thought while doomscrolling again.
>In your blindness and clumsiness you bump into Anon and fall to the ground.
>You quickly cover your optics with your hair and apologize.
>"I'm sorry, sir. I didn't mean to..."
>"It's okay. I didn't bump into you that hard, right?"
>"No, sir, it's my fault. I was just having a bad day... Forget it. You wouldn't even want to hang out with a defective drone like me..."
>Anon leans closer and gently brushes your tears away.
>"What kind of defective are we talking about?"
>You hesitate for a moment...
>Then you move your hair aside, revealing the cracked visor.
>"I don't have money...but"
>"That won't be an issue. I've been taking classes at Mrs. Elliot's academy."
>"Fixed a few drones already. I can help you if you let me."
>Anon continues to gently brush your tears away.
>You let out a weak purr.
>Part of you still wonders if this is just pity.
>But for the first time in a long while, you don't pull away.
No.393043
Anonymous
Replies:>>393045
>>393042
First 2026 green of doomer?
No.393044
Anonymous
Image:179157511551.gif(2.19MB, 498x498)1786456310470101.gif
>>393032
(N)akadashi
No.393046
Anonymous
Replies:>>393050
Image:179157526886.jpg(413kB, 1077x1115)Screenshot_20260926_225601_Chrome.jpg
>>393035
>threadcanon
Pills
>in show
Unknown
>personal headcanon
Cynwalker-style abominations: the Solver interpreting "human genes" as instruction, but warping them to integrate flesh with machine. Both mechanical and flesh parts function(as with Cynwalker)
No.393047
Anonymous
Image:179157532757.png(203kB, 1172x1342)doomer (original character) drawn by strawberryanon - d2ccc165b05d2e6beeb1332ff93fbca7.png
>>393045
>big Doomer

Fuck why is this not on the booru?
No.393048
Anonymous
>>393045
tbf her name wasn't spelled out in one of them
No.393049
Anonymous
Replies:>>393051>>393053>>393061
>>393032
wheres the original
No.393050
Anonymous
>>393046
> femanons forgo protection when clanging their drone husbands
> they now know what birds feel like
No.393051
Anonymous
Replies:>>393061
>>393049
In the secret server drawpile
No.393052
Anonymous
Replies:>>393054
>>393045
Oh hey this one! It was fun to write, appending good endings to misery always makes me feel better, and the back and forth was fun
No.393053
Anonymous
Image:179157603386.png(55kB, 426x611)serial designation n and fem_n (murder drones) drawn by anonymous_artist and unknown_artist - 90ac06763a0e7c7c6ad68eb2e563a2e9.png
>>393049
What original? Don't you remember N's two beautiful daughters Mac(kenzie) and Remmie? I know they're not as popular as their brother Barrett, but they've been threadcanon for ages!
No.393054
Anonymous
Replies:>>393055>>393056
>>393052
Wait Berri didn't write this?
No.393055
Anonymous
Replies:>>393057>>393059
Image:179157623958.png(444kB, 747x957)AvrageDroneRepairEnjoyer.png
>>393054
I only wrote the first part, and it’s not the first time someone has written a reply to my greentext.
No.393056
Anonymous
Replies:>>393059
>>393054
The Doomer perspective was written by him and I'm responsible for Anon getting pressed by J
No.393057
Anonymous
Replies:>>393058
>>393055
and it will not be the first time i impregnate you
No.393058
Anonymous
Replies:>>393060
Image:179157635938.png(182kB, 868x615)What.png
>>393057
No.393059
Anonymous
Replies:>>393062
>>393055
>>393056
And who are you? (Asking for tagging purposes)
No.393060
Anonymous
>>393058
Childbirth kills the nigga drone, Too narrow.
No.393061
Anonymous
Replies:>>393063
Image:179157652371.png(843kB, 2000x1333)f81b7cb9759380d82d910457460d61a4.png
>>393049
nvm found it

>>393051
liar
No.393062
Anonymous
>>393059
I'm Anon (all my greens on the booru don't have the author tag, and I don't mind)
No.393063
Anonymous
Replies:>>393064>>393066>>393069
>>393061
>He wished to post the Nock this much
No.393064
Anonymous
Replies:>>393065>>393066>>393069
>>393063
and Mock and Rock
No.393065
Anonymous
Replies:>>393066>>393069
>>393064
Mock & Rock torture at the hand of femanons?
No.393066
Anonymous
Replies:>>393067>>393069
>>393063
>>393064
>>393065
>We don't talk about Gock.
No.393067
Anonymous
Replies:>>393069
>>393066
Even more we don't talk about Kock & Bock (It was one time and she hid the adapter really deep in a closet out of shame)
No.393068
Anonymous
Replies:>>393070>>393071
SHE'S PULLING OUT THE JOCK STRAP
No.393069
Anonymous
Replies:>>393071>>393072>>393074
Image:179157743113.jpg(7kB, 200x200)comedy-genre.jpg
>>393063
>>393064
>>393065
>>393066
>>393067
No.393070
Anonymous
>>393068
>"Wait is this like the bit where we put J in front of normal shit if J is involved?"
>"Then what is it actually?"
>"Rock strap?"
>"Hock strap?"
>"Clock strap?"
>Before they can continue, an eggplant shaped shadow falls over the two confused Anons.
No.393071
Anonymous
Image:179157753163.jpg(93kB, 1898x1837)boJ.jpg
>>393068
>The Jock (0.9", caged, JCJ branded)
>>393069
Yeah it's pretty funny, you should try being happy sometime
No.393072
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:179157753882.mp4(25kB / 0:00:02 / h264+aac, 90x160)171659431609.mp4
>>393069
No.393073
Anonymous
Replies:>>393076
Image:179157760971.png(250kB, 2488x1138)1762532440364.png
No.393074
Anonymous
Replies:>>393077>>393098>>393100
Image:179157762112.png(143kB, 1020x800)Spoiler image
>>393069
Sock
No.393075
Anonymous
Replies:>>393079
Molli!
Pros!
>Very cute
>Rich (technically)
>Famous!
Cons.
>Loli
>Famous.
>All of her wealth is managed by her corporate overlords
>Loli
>Extremely emotionally unstable
>Has stalkers
No.393076
Anonymous
>>393073
>Buying a J model for cheap (The company she was working for wanted to scrap her)!
>Taking her home!
>Spoiling and pampering her!
>Forbidding her from doing any work!
>After a while her workaholic programing can't take it anymore!
>Explaining to your J why being a mother is basically a full time job!
No.393077
Anonymous
>>393074
She!!
No.393078
Anonymous
Replies:>>393080>>393081>>393085
Still waiting for an answer:
>>392992(me)
No.393079
Anonymous
Replies:>>393082
Image:179157806685.png(376kB, 839x1177)175798397818.png
>>393075
But she's not actually a loli, that's just how worker drones are built.
>muh height of consent!!!
If you're going by that metric, no worker drone passes.
No.393080
Anonymous
>>393078
Guess I'll try...

Pidge

Pros
>Fun at parties I guess?
>Knows basically every other OC
>Likes drone ass as much as you do (or maybe more)

Cons
>Will want you to get dronfied to get drone ass
>You will either dykebrake her or get twinkified to rival smiledrone
>Vomit
No.393081
Anonymous
>>393078
You're not owed one.
No.393082
Anonymous
Replies:>>393083>>393084>>393087
>>393079
Anon she was built to be smaller than the tunnel rat WD model, she is a loli
No.393083
Anonymous
>>393082
You mean a mega portable wife/dronahole? (but mostly wife)
No.393084
Anonymous
Replies:>>393090
>>393082
if you literally just scaled down an adult woman would that still count as a loli?
No.393085
Anonymous
Replies:>>393086
Image:179157867327.png(711kB, 897x916)frozey yogurt.png
>>393078
Let me try:
Akira's pros
>rawr!
>keeter
>shape shifting
>grounded
>likes dinosaurs
>humanoid, almost human
and the cons
>self loathing
>solverspawn mutant
>doesn't like getting wet
>mother-in-law might try and succeed to kill you
No.393086
Anonymous
Replies:>>393089
Image:179157875971.png(1.04MB, 1920x1075)1754981264.png
>>393085
>Akira
No.393087
Anonymous
Replies:>>393096
>>393082
she is a loli in spirit but not in law
No.393088
Anonymous
What if uh
What if V Spiral Arrowed you?
No.393089
Anonymous
>>393086
Akita likes anime?
No.393090
Anonymous
Replies:>>393094>>393096>>393097
Image:179157908770.png(622kB, 1511x1095)BRAT.png
>>393084
Anon her name was originally Molly the loli!
No.393091
Anonymous
Replies:>>393092
Image:179157922889.png(280kB, 1015x991)Untitled657.png
No.393092
Anonymous
>>393091
>You will give up the headpats
No.393093
Anonymous
Replies:>>393095>>393101>>393102>>393111
Image:179157932925.jpg(135kB, 1000x1300)Jimbo.jpeg
No.393094
Anonymous
>>393090
I know, she's absolutely a loli but I think that's down to more than just her stature. like if you took, say, J and gave her the same physique would she be a loli?
No.393095
Anonymous
Replies:>>393099
Image:179157941812.jpg(34kB, 543x767)UshSOrnLvwqvOvDBkSlkT3OxWjaVVfygSikvz8Km5VM.jpg
>>393093
>Filename
>My first thought was of Hugh Neutron calling for his son.
No.393096
Anonymous
Image:179157943412.jpg(213kB, 843x595)smiling frens.jpg
>>393087
WIFE!!!
>>393090
>hagbrat
uuu-oh?
No.393097
Anonymous
>>393090
Brat... 💢
No.393098
Anonymous
>>393074
No…
No.393099
Anonymous
>>393095
mine was stan’s uncle from south park
No.393100
Anonymous
Replies:>>393103
>>393074
the cock Sock?
No.393101
Anonymous
Replies:>>393104
>>393093
consider: biMbo
No.393102
Anonymous
>>393093
The fact that he hasn't done a series of MD Bimbos is both disappointing yet merciful.
No.393103
Anonymous
>>393100
S with a sock stuck on her head
No.393104
Anonymous
Replies:>>393106>>393107
>>393101
Molli would make a great bimbo.
No.393105
Anonymous
Replies:>>393108
Image:179158005853.jpg(3.10MB, 2103x2513)173155766395.jpg
~Negev~
Pros
>Autism
>Is an in with the Doormans and her mildly autistic vampire-witch-ghost godmother
>Infectiously energetic
>Has eldritch IRL 3D modeling tool powers
>Has her mind blown by mundane things she never interacted with at the nitwit farm; every day is a new adventure
>Can talk about literary fiction all day and make it engaging
>Can alert you to Unseen hazards and threats and help you avoid them
>Amazing singer
>(You) can fix her, probably
>Very IMAGINEable, even for a drone
>Doesn't wear shoes, just an FYI for footfags out there
>Has posture worthy of a Vickers University graduate

Cons
>Autism
>Puts you on the radar of the Doormans and her mildly autistic vampire-witch-ghost godmother
>Usual AbsoluteSolver infectee drawbacks (i.e. is a vampire)
>Sometimes bitey
>Lives in mortal terror of her mom to the point of often needing sedation
>Goes through stored oil erratically, often enormously; levels need to be tracked throughout the day
>Turns into a rampaging Bloodborne werewolf if/when she overheats from going through her oil
No.393106
Anonymous
>>393104
that's her fate when her popularity as a streamer inevitably fades
No.393107
Anonymous
Image:179158014287.gif(2.10MB, 360x360)1784409736437137.gif
>>393104
I have MSGK fatigue, where the good girls at???
No.393108
Anonymous
>>393105 (me)
Oh, forgot to mention for the cons:
>Eats bugs
No.393109
Anonymous
Image:179158093012.png(245kB, 1122x1402)aea9c821a0f19fe099de8e185a653f98.png
Strawberry
Pros:
>Extremely clingy and devoted.
>She will never leave you and will actively prevent you from leaving her.
>Will create a whole "Paradise" around keeping you comfortable and close.
>Protective in a very literal, biological sense (spores, infection, hive clones).
>Low maintenance on the “does she have her own life” front .
>Her entire existence revolves around not being alone with you.

Cons:
>Yandere levels are not optional.
>She will infect you (or try to) to make sure you stay.
>Her idea of “love” involves rewriting your mind so you never want to leave.
>A lot of parasitic, body horror and suffering is part of the package.
>Can be manipulative. Sometimes using affection or sex as bait to get what she wants.
>Very one-note outside the “don’t leave me/best friends forever” core.
>Limited independent personality or hobbies that don’t involve you.
>Long-term survival risk: living with her means constant exposure to whatever biological/Solver-adjacent mess she has going on.
No.393110
Anonymous
Image:179158113253.jpg(72kB, 1024x582)1725909377523542.jpg
No.393111
Anonymous
>>393093
If she's actually smart, then sure. We can't both be idiots.
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