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No.391830
Murder Drones (#400)! ~(WOOOOO!)~Anonymous
Image:179130189207.jpg(46kB, 479x640)Thank you drones.jpeg
GOD DAMN! 400 threads already! Friends, we’ve come a damn long way, and there’s still plenty more ahead of us.
I hope you’re all doing well today, because we’ve hit a huge milestone. So many replies, so many threads, and so many friends gathered here.
I love you all, and I hope we can keep having fun together in this place for a long, long time.
The most enchanting artwork in the Booru: https://dronebooru.co
The incredible wheel with OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf
And it's modifier: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf
The full collection of details of the OC wiki: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character
The actual separate Wiki: https://wiki.dronebooru.co/wiki/Main_Page
The last Thread: >>390874
No.391833
Anonymous
first for drones
No.391834
Anonymous
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>>391830
No.391835
Anonymous
>>391830
I can't believe Liam Vickers was only 3 years old and died two years ago...
No.391836
Anonymous
Laputamadre Ivan!
No.391837
Anonymous
Replies:>>391839
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>>391830
No.391838
Anonymous
Replies:>>391848
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No.391839
Anonymous
>>391837
Yotsuberetta!
No.391840
Anonymous
Image:179130242033.png(1.42MB, 2500x2500)6a88f9948e020240eea7dc1939cbffc7.png
>be me, Vicious!N.
>I still keep my little purple nugget locked in my basement.
>No arms, no legs just fear.
>Today’s entertainment is the usual.
>I drag her across the floor by the hair, bounce her off the walls and watch the oil leak from the stump-holes when I squeeze her too hard.
>I leave her on the workbench while I go upstairs to finish something else.
>Nugget uzi waits until the footsteps fade.
>She starts wriggling, using her mouth and the edge of the table to drag herself toward the shelf.
>Something clatters down and lands right on the smooth sealed stump covered in bandage where her left arm used to be.
>For a second nothing.
>Then the stump splits open like rotten fruit.
>A thick red meat pushes out, wet and steaming.
>It writhes, grows fingers, joints that bending the wrong way, then finally settles into a perfect Worker Drone arm.
>Not just any arm.
>Uzi arms...like they never left.
>She stares at it in pure horror.
>She hears the heavy metal footsteps coming back down the stairs.
>Panics.exe
>She grabs the nearest saw with her new hand and starts cuttin
>The saw screams through fresh flesh and wiring.
>Mix of oil and blood sprays everywhere.
>She finishes just as the door opens.
>Throws the regenerated arm under the table and pretends to be the same helpless stump-torso as always.
>I come back and see the cut and the oil.
>I assume she just scraped herself trying to escape again.
>So I will make it worse.
>I hold her up by the neck and use the nanite acid tail to carve little smiling face into the sealed stump.
>While enjoying her cries.
>Later I leave again.
>She’s alone with the bottle of black Solver regenerating sludge.
>She drinks the whole thing.
>Everything goes white.
>When the convulsions stop she is standing.
>Her full body
>Arms, legs, everything...
>Something went terribly wrong.
>Extra elbows growing out of her thighs.
>A third leg fused to her spine that kicks on its own.
>Her fingers sprouting from her neck.
>And her original face half-melted into a second smaller face.
>It keeps whispering “biwe we” in a squirrel voice.
>But the regeneration didn’t stop.
>It just kept goingn and going.
>I walk back in ready to play with my nugget again.
>I see the towering, multi-limbed thing that used to be Uzi.
>Oil dripping from too many mouths.
>Extra hands reaching for me.
>I just smile
>The chainsaw hands unfolded.
>Time to start over.
>Infinite nugget glitch.
No.391841
Anonymous
Replies:>>391842
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>>391840
>Vicious N
Versus
>PSYku
Who's the edgier character assassination?
No.391842
Anonymous
>>391841
both are based on cartel depictions
No.391843
Anonymous
>>391840
> N pats nugget uzi on the head
> Constantly refreshing supply of limbs means he won't run out of oil anytime soon
> Thanks for the meal, little buddy!
No.391844
Anonymous
Replies:>>391845
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ClaYming this thread for Y!
No.391845
Anonymous
Replies:>>391855
Image:179130295469.png(303kB, 1400x1120)mini_hiss.png
>>391844
No, back in the baby cage
No.391846
Anonymous
Image:179130317846.jpg(927kB, 1079x1125)Berry in spaaaaaace.jpg
>>391830
>Another 400 berris for the 400 milestone thread.
Epic.
No.391847
Anonymous
Replies:>>391851
Video + 🎵:179130329730.mp4(564kB / 0:00:11 / h264+aac, 576x576)services-tiktok-7616817008042102037-0.mp4
So glad my hero actually worked for her fame instead of getting it handed to him like Vicious!N
No.391848
Anonymous
>>391838
Doll why you got three eyes
No.391849
Anonymous
>>391829
>also checked /co/ and immediately a post giggling about it
>possibly by the same anon
>maybe even the very same anon that always goes there to shout about /md/ apropo of nothing
Guess this confirms it was a Tomoe job.
No.391850
Anonymous
Replies:>>391853
>>391846
Berryboy weren’t you friends with the guy who wanted to hijack the milestone?
No.391851
Anonymous
>>391847
>ai slop
gross
No.391852
Anonymous
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>>391830
>"The eyeballs?"
>"Oh dearest assistant, you misunderstood," Holly grins, gesturing to the hulking disassembly drone strapped to a chair in her lab, "we're studying the Eye balls."
>"For example," Holly starts, picking up a metal tube from a tray and twisting it to reveal a crimson lipstick, "what color looks best on them?"
>Holly traces the lipstick around her lips, "Observe," she commands before kneeling in front of the disassembly drone.
>Gently, reverently, her dainty hands reach out and grip one of the subject's huge balls, running her soft palms about the rotund teste like a woman shopping for melons at the store, her fingers delicately pinching and scratching at the subject's synthskin.
>The drone's already-impressive length begins to grow, every beat of his core rushing more and more fluid to his rapidly-hardening cock as it stiffens in the cold lab's air.
>"Hah," the blushing Holly triumphantly huffs, bathing Eye's member in her hot exhalation, "the subject is reacting quite well."
>Eye's lady-splitting length and girth have reached their zenith, his member throbbing in the air above her.
>Holly withdraws a hand from her massage, bringing it in front of her face and taking a deep sniff. Her little legs shake, almost buckling beneath her as she takes in the heady scent.
>Her hand quickly returns to the Eye balls, as if the good doctor was scared of the power it had over her. "I-it's time to m-move on to the next part of the test," she quickly says, giving the scrotum a gently pull to expose the most of the subject's delicate sack skin.
>Holly leans in as if hypnotized, angling her face up and giving a loving smooch to the rounded surface, planting a crimson lipstick-mark on the white surface in a perfect simulacra of Holly's own lips. Above her, Eye groans at the touch of her plush lips.
>The doctor moves her head back, taking in her work from a better angle as she smiles. "It makes quite the statement, don't you think? It's almost art- though that is not my specialty.
>She rubs her fingers in circles on Eye's balls, careful not to smudge her work. "The red- though striking, looks so lonely upon the field of white."
>"Thankfully, the subject has provided us ample room to work with," Holly grins as her face dives once again into Eye's crotch, her hair bun rubbing against Eye's exposed and needy length as she aims her lips higher this time.
>Holly presses her face into the subject, her lips striking the rolls of excess synthskin bunched up in the area where the Eye balls attach near the Eyenis
>This time, it's Holly who moans, wrapping one of her arms the chair to support her shaking legs as she breathes heavily of Eye's scent, her tongue making audible glucks as it licks at his flesh
>Holly pushes her arms against Eye's solid frame, separating herself from the subject, save for a strand of saliva that hangs between them.
>She adjusts her glasses with a chuckle, removing them and taking a cloth from her labcoat, wiping around the rim before placing them back on with a squint
>"Oh my," she says, finally getting a good look at her experiment, her second trial lovingly-smeared red over a swathe of Eye's scrotum.
>"Look assistant!" Holly shouts, excitedly, pointing towards the tip of the Eyenis as it hangs above her, throbbing and spewing a considerable dollop of hot pre.
>Holly reaches towards a nearby vial, suddenly regaining her dexterity as the possibility of SCIENCE! sobers her up and easily filling the glass vial full of Eye's emissions
>She holds the vial above her head, shaking it gently as she angles it towards the laboratory lights, "Hmm. Yes. We'll need this sample for motility sampling. It looks q-quite potent for simple Cowper's fluid."
>"But we'll need a more concentrated sample as well," Holly states with determination, standing upright as she corks the vial and places it on a nearby rack.
>She stands in front of the subject, eye-level with his Eyenis as she hooks her hands beneath her labcoat.
>It hits the ground with a soft thud, the subject's member visibly jumping and leaking at the sound as Holly stands completely exposed before the beast.
>She turns her head around to you as she wraps her arms about Eye's length from tip to base, holding his hot Eyenis against her body.
>"Assistant, get the sample collection drum. The 55 gallon one."
No.391853
Anonymous
Image:179130382467.png(251kB, 640x600)huh....png
>>391850
why do you keep saying berry and dust are friends?
the fuck is this, a weird real person shipping attempt?
No.391854
Anonymous
Replies:>>391858
>>391846
> bottomplate skirt
artist is clueless of drone construction
No.391855
Anonymous
Image:179130396189.png(1,011kB, 3341x2423)Ypushesherdegeneracyonyouagainagainagain.png
>>391845
>Cage
>As in one you can keep an animal in
Please no.... it will be another thing to clean in her womancave
No.391856
Anonymous
>>391853
He wants to see the Simon+Berry kid please understand
No.391857
Anonymous
>>391856
Parasite mutant monstrosity…
No.391858
Anonymous
Replies:>>391862
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>>391854
>Fai get high quality art
>Berry get off model slop
No.391859
Anonymous
>>391853
I didn’t mention Dust though
No.391860
Anonymous
>>391859
yes yes, very coy and very clever you are
No.391861
Anonymous
>>391852
Damn
Now you got me thinking dangerous thoughts
> Eye vs Pavo NNN
No.391862
Anonymous
>>391859
that is because everyone already knows they are the threadshitter and wanted to steal the op, anon
>>391858
woah dude I hope those redditors don't catch wind that you called their art slop
No.391863
Anonymous
400 Threads. It has been many. Nicely done Friends.
No.391864
Anonymous
Jane
No.391865
Anonymous
Image:179130473582.png(44kB, 761x688)rat.png
>>391864
No.391866
Anonymous
Replies:>>391868
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The attempts of manufactured drama rivalries and schisms are obvious
No.391867
Anonymous
>>391864
Jane Sunderland of Solver Hill
No.391868
Anonymous
Replies:>>391870
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>>391866
>You will never hold a drone while they de-fragment in your arms
WHY EVEN LIVE?
No.391869
Anonymous
>>391861
>Eye sperm vs. Pavo sperm in the race for Dr. Holly's eggs
>their sperm swimming and battling one another for dominance inside a thoroughly fucked and cum-bloated Dr. Holly
>surprise! there were two eggs released this time!
>they're both fathers
No.391870
Anonymous
>>391868
So that you may one day learn robotics and build your own drone, Anon.
We'll make it.
No.391871
Anonymous
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Something I've noticed about the official photo for N's Spirit Halloween costume is that the person wearing it is clearly a woman going by the chest and wide hips.

Genderswapped N become real???
No.391872
Anonymous
>>391871
WE CAN GET HIM(her) PREGNANT???
No.391873
Anonymous
>>391871
What are you talking about? That's just how N is.
No.391874
Anonymous
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Pray
No.391875
Anonymous
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>>391871
Finally, (barely)semi fuckable women have been created
No.391876
Anonymous
Replies:>>391878
>>391874
We are going to Bible Study to learn about the Lord Jesus Christ and how he died to save us from Cyn
No.391877
Anonymous
Image:179130546534.png(325kB, 1500x1200)171890412663.png
>>391874
No.391878
Anonymous
Replies:>>391882
>>391876
> Jesus died for your Cyns
Motherfucker, there's more than one!?
No.391879
Anonymous
Image:179130554077.png(409kB, 661x1200)Blondi and Akita do race face.png
Blondi and Akita bonding via larping
Based on that one funny comment anon made from the previous thread
No.391880
Anonymous
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No.391881
Anonymous
>>391879
they gon be sent to the principals office real fast
No.391882
Anonymous
Image:179130564736.jpg(15kB, 554x554)pile of cyn.jpg
>>391878
> solvercyn was just one of many models of cyn that were all dumped together into the same trash heap of defective models
> every time cyn died trying to get out the solver just activated a new one until tessa found it
No.391883
Anonymous
Replies:>>391884
>>391880
I remember this drawing process. It's really satisfying to watch
No.391884
Anonymous
Replies:>>391888
>>391883
But why did you give him such a round bottomplate
No.391885
Anonymous
>>391880
repostan from the last thread
No.391886
Anonymous
Replies:>>391887
>>391852
Pic made me imagine this green was about Drone Holly instead of Human Holly and it made it that much funnier.
No.391887
Anonymous
Replies:>>391890
Image:179130614305.jpg(1.10MB, 3500x3000)HollyDynamic.jpg
>>391886
perhaps anon simply lacks human Holly pictures
lets help him out a bit
No.391888
Anonymous
>>391884
What about the fat stinger?
No.391889
Anonymous
>>391830
Damn, you're right. I remember coming here before the first hundred threads had even was, back then, most of the anons were still on /co/.

That was a mistake, really, because of you, faggots, my brain turned to mush, and now, after watching The Wild Robot, I can't stop thinking about that arrogant corporate robot.
No.391890
Anonymous
Replies:>>391895
>>391887
No, the space Hague tribunal has decided to send her into the dronification chamber and then to clone the resulting drone so that she may better serve her 90 million hours of community service (Government mandated drone GF)
No.391891
Anonymous
>>391888
I once saw a DD cram an entire person into her fat stinger
No.391892
Anonymous
>>391880
Thats a pretty cool drone
>>391852
Kek
No.391893
Anonymous
>>391891
Did they die to the nanite acid or did she just keep them there like a prisoner to drag off to her womancave
No.391894
Anonymous
>>391888
Ripe for stinger play but there are bigger ones
No.391895
Anonymous
Replies:>>391902
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>>391890
sorry you must be thinking of a someone different named Holly
the facial recognition scan clearly says 'no match'
No.391896
Anonymous
Replies:>>391900
Image:179130662350.png(1.32MB, 2835x2850)sexY.png
>>391891
>>391893
oY veY! There was no stYnger vore!
No.391897
Anonymous
>>391861
>>391869
Fucking kek.
No.391898
Anonymous
Image:179130664946.png(333kB, 2000x2000)Spoiler image
>>391856
He put what in Berry?
No.391899
Anonymous
>>391893
> drones saw too many times humans putting drones in jars
No.391900
Anonymous
Replies:>>391903
>>391896
exposed tum and hip
No.391901
Anonymous
No.391902
Anonymous
Replies:>>391908
>>391895
Yeah no we have humans in the tribunal you're not pulling a fast one this time, TO THE CHAMBER! EXTRA CUDDLE NEED PROGRAMED INTO THE CORE!
No.391903
Anonymous
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>>391900
Enough to make a man go wild with desire
No.391904
Anonymous
Replies:>>391906
>Fun Morning OC Fact: in the timeline where she's an extremely customized, highly tuned drone that Calibern spent lods of emone making, Dr. Holly wears high heels because she's insecure over how much shorter she is than human women
No.391905
Anonymous
Replies:>>391918
>>391869
> Holly enthusiastically milking Eye
> TechAnon reluctantly milking Pavo
> Their rooms are next to eachother
Facility closed due to "chemical spill" (read: flood)
No.391906
Anonymous
>>391904
>Drone Holly brings a telescopic standing stool with her everywhere she goes
No.391907
Anonymous
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What should I draw? I feel inspired today
No.391908
Anonymous
Image:179130703799.jpg(2.39MB, 2000x2500)Spoiler image
>>391902
did you know the process was being lead by a drone named Bellatrix?
now c'mere boy
No.391909
Anonymous
>>391907
Disassembly drone screeching at the moon
No.391910
Anonymous
>>391907
Which drawfag are you? That could influence my answer.
No.391911
Anonymous
>>391907
Draw V, Simon, and Berry wearing Halloween costumes. Maybe include Lucy too if you want!
No.391912
Anonymous
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>>391907
Y and J interacting with each other (failgirl competition) I should write something about Y and J interacting actually, how did I never get the idea before now?
No.391913
Anonymous
Replies:>>391935
>>391898
The berry is irpe.
No.391914
Anonymous
Replies:>>391935
>>391898
The berry is irpe.
No.391915
Anonymous
>>391907
you not hijcaking the milestone
No.391916
Anonymous
Replies:>>391919
>>391907
Draw Nono as a Sentinel Drone.
No.391917
Anonymous
Replies:>>391920
>>391907
Beretta (who has hollow, bags-under-them eyes as she does this) and Akita Soyjaking. Like mother like daughter.
No.391918
Anonymous
>>391905
>the two stand before the facility director
>"He got nanite nut in my Pavocum!" Techanon protests, pointing towards a weeping Pavo who is now pregnant with Eye's child
>"He got sentinel spunk in my Eyegoon!" Holly screams, pulling open her labcoat. The blue optics of Pavo's child shine faintly through her strained and gravid belly while Eye tries to comfort her from behind.
>the director pulls out a loaded gun, puts it in his mouth, and fires
>meanwhile, the planet beneath them is rapidly being turned into cum
>like a rampant blue v grey goo scenario, the two oceans of competing sperm are converting more of the planet into themselves for their endless battle with one another
No.391919
Anonymous
>>391916
This guy is GAY and can't destroy mountains
No.391920
Anonymous
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>>391917 (me)
>>391907
Forgot to post one of many fine examples of Uzi Soyjaking
No.391921
Anonymous
Replies:>>391922
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>>391907
Risotto USA
No.391922
Anonymous
No.391923
Anonymous
Replies:>>391945
>>391907
Drone getting tummy rubs
No.391924
Anonymous
>>391893
he started melting but she bolted like lightning so it mighta been the latter if she was fast enough
No.391925
Anonymous
Guys... there may have been a security breach at the stealth drone chassis factory... there are invisible drones on the loose, stealth molesting humans and stealing biological material to arrange marriages
No.391926
Anonymous
>>391907
SD-X being mating press'd (anon is transparent)
No.391927
Anonymous
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Remember son! Your mother loves you!
...
In her own way.
...
I'm sure she'll be there for your next birthday.
No.391928
Anonymous
>>391927
Simon's son...
No.391929
Anonymous
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>>391907
This but Piccolo is Berri and Bejita is Dustwell
No.391930
Anonymous
Replies:>>391932
Image:179130819186.jpg(1.57MB, 5672x4872)J_knocked_out.jpg
No.391931
Anonymous
Replies:>>391983
Image:179130822900.jpg(640kB, 2000x2000)Worker Drone Nono.jpg
No.391932
Anonymous
Replies:>>391934
>>391930
>filename
I'd rather see J_knocked_up
No.391933
Anonymous
Replies:>>391991
Image:179130852539.jpg(93kB, 1280x1280)FEmN.jpg
>Ordering a pleasure drone!
>Fem!N shows up!
>She makes you cum in seconds with her superior SUCC
>She's not leaving
>She locked the door to the room
>You're not getting out
>You paid for a full hour you get a full hour
>Fem!N isn't even your pleasure drone
>She canceled your order and showed up
>You're getting baby trapped
No.391934
Anonymous
>>391932
Liberty...
No.391935
Anonymous
Replies:>>391936
Image:179130856340.jpg(80kB, 1280x720)cdilaugh.jpg
>>391913
>>391914
> irpe
No.391936
Anonymous
Replies:>>391938
Image:179130871171.png(840kB, 1233x785)luzz.png
>>391935
My kingdom... no... my DOMAIN demands an edit button.
No.391937
Anonymous
>>391927
I'm gonna Oedipus
No.391938
Anonymous
>>391936
You will proofread your posts before hitting submit LIKE A MAN
No.391939
Anonymous
Replies:>>391943
No.391940
Anonymous
Image:179130881789.png(86kB, 1497x814)retardedmonkeywithabrush.PNG
This art thing is bullshit, man
No.391941
Anonymous
>>391940
Pillar? That you?
No.391942
Anonymous
>>391940
Sandpaper-kun…
No.391943
Anonymous
Replies:>>391946
>>391939
Not accurate that's not how Elf fights. Elf would run away then blow up those droids with her antimatter gun. She's only got her claws and cloaking for up close.
No.391944
Anonymous
Replies:>>391970
>>391940
You're 60% to a drone already. That N looks similar to brrfanon's N.
No.391945
Anonymous
Image:179130922759.png(89kB, 776x760)bellYrubs.png
>>391923
Wow this looks like shit.
No.391946
Anonymous
Image:179130924003.png(165kB, 260x253)Untitled.png
>>391943
No.391947
Anonymous
Replies:>>391948
>>391945
>filename
that doesn’t even look like Y you prick
No.391948
Anonymous
No.391949
Anonymous
>>391945
Would a headpat be easier than a belly rub?
No.391950
Anonymous
>>391945
When drawing Y you have to split her two bangs more. She's odd to draw without her hat and uniform.
No.391951
Anonymous
>>391950
yyeah these ocs are weird and I always draw them like shit that's kinda why I've been drawing so much of my own OC (and ocassionaly canon) lately sawrry
No.391952
Anonymous
>>391950(me)
Oh and trim a bit off the top, the top part of her hair is flatter.
No.391953
Anonymous
>>391951
Not saying they're bad but I'm terrible at drawing hair. IG shadow humans are a simple shortcut to avoid that lol
No.391954
Anonymous
>>391945
While I admit this doesn't look that much like Y I appreciate the attempt at worker Y (I think this is her second drawing). Also rubbY rubbY smooth drone tummY
No.391955
Anonymous
Replies:>>391957
>>391951
I can't quite draw hair quite well Negev's hair was really weird to draw. It's got long straight sections down her forehead.
No.391956
Anonymous
Replies:>>391958
>>391945
>BerrY fusion
No.391957
Anonymous
No.391958
Anonymous
>>391956
The only way to get a GSC player at the table
No.391959
Anonymous
No.391960
Anonymous
Replies:>>391962
Ten thousand fucking Pidges, eat this man.
No.391961
Anonymous
Replies:>>391965
Image:179130993967.png(79kB, 372x427)negs.png
>>391957
> implying Blu can't draw Negev
No.391962
Anonymous
>>391960
anon will be regurgitated
No.391963
Anonymous
Replies:>>391967
>>391954 (me)
Actually I changed my mind. Draw my Yife correctly or else.
No.391964
Anonymous
Replies:>>391968
What is /md/ dressing up as for Halloween?
No.391965
Anonymous
>>391961
I couldn't think of anyone else who'd drawn Negev. No idea who else would have said Negev's hair is hard to draw.
No.391966
Anonymous
Replies:>>391967
Image:179131014789.png(240kB, 831x2000)5th actually.png
>>391954
There are 4 other wd!Y drawings on the booru, but there might be more I haven't checked that thoroughly.
No.391967
Anonymous
Replies:>>391969
>>391963
Nice try nigger, next time don't run it through google translate

>>391966
Oh mama, I don't know if I want to be mad that I missed them or happy that I got new pictures of Y
No.391968
Anonymous
>>391964
as /trash/
No.391969
Anonymous
Replies:>>391974
Image:179131048379.png(1.05MB, 2000x2000)Y and K cuddle.png
>>391967
I didn't see this one and the other one that isn't dark.
No.391970
Anonymous
Replies:>>391972
Image:179131050123.png(9kB, 1302x630)atteNpt2.png
>>391944
The fact you can even recognize it as N in the first place gives me hope, I'm assembling this mf limb by limb like Exodia. Or maybe Frankenstein's Monster...

Will continue after class.
No.391971
Anonymous
Replies:>>391979
We need more cute drones with speech impediments
No.391972
Anonymous
>>391970
Now you're at 70% N.
No.391973
Anonymous
Replies:>>391981
>>391954
Thanks. Y is actually one of my favorite thread OC's so I might perfect my execution in the near future.
No.391974
Anonymous
Image:179131064805.png(1.34MB, 3000x3000)YYYYSSSS.png
>>391969
Oh yeah this one! Fuck I forgot... Didn't know it was colored
No.391975
Anonymous
>Be Anon
>I find a cute Worker Drone sitting alone in the hallway
>She looks up at me
>H-hi...
>Hi.
>Y-you're a human, r-right?
>Obviously.
>O-oh. S-sorry.
>Why are you apologizing?
>I-I d-don't know.
>You're kinda cute.
>W-what?!
>I said you're cute.
>I-I-I’m not c-c-cute!
>Your speech disagrees.
>M-my s-speech does NOT...
>This is the cutest conversation I've ever had.
>S-stop b-being m-mean!
>I'm not being mean.
>Y-you're l-laughing at me...
>A little.
>...J-jerk.
>Want some oil?
>...Y-yes.
>Knew it.
No.391976
Anonymous
>>391975
>*anon pulls out his huge cock*
No.391977
Anonymous
Replies:>>391985
>>391945
I like the intent, I can say that much.
How do you feel about cheekrubs
No.391978
Anonymous
Replies:>>391980
Fai.
No.391979
Anonymous
Replies:>>392044
>>391971
>Thick glasses
>Braces
>Frazzled hair
>Lisp
>Stutter
>That weird thing where s's sound like sch
No.391980
Anonymous
Replies:>>391984
>>391975
Question:
Who was Anomalous talking to?
>>391978
Fae
No.391981
Anonymous
Replies:>>391982
>>391973
Dust likes other OCs?
No.391982
Anonymous
Replies:>>391986
Image:179131141218.png(437kB, 598x628)172563390213.png
>>391981
He does??
Duuuuuusst!, what do you think of Y's neurodivergent cousin?
No.391983
Anonymous
>>391931
The mark of the beast.
No.391984
Anonymous
>>391980
Non specific drone because I’m bored. And whatever you do, don’t misspell Fai’s name, or you’ll suffer the same fate as Jane:
>>391005
>>391006
>>391007
No.391985
Anonymous
No.391986
Anonymous
>>391982
She looks cute.
I mostly like the disassembly OC's and the sentinel drones too
No.391987
Anonymous
No.391988
Anonymous
It's easy to tell where Y is just look up and try to spot her giant fucking hat.
No.391989
Anonymous
Image:179131269320.png(5kB, 137x98)pebble.png
No.391990
Anonymous
>>391988
Or look down and look for the barrel-sized stinger.
No.391991
Anonymous
Replies:>>392016
>>391933
Oh no?
>>391984
Less of a misspell and more implying fairy fai
No.391992
Anonymous
Image:179131375007.png(49kB, 577x673)frydge.png
>>391988
No.391993
Anonymous
>The one Tessa fan coming up to the Liam Vickers Q&A to "ask a question" about why he let Tessa get mutilated and didn't have any of the characters acknowledge it.
Family Guy - Peter's jealousy ᶜᶜ (@0:42)youtube thumb
No.391994
Anonymous
I want N, V, and J to have the sloppiest threesome known to dronekind
No.391995
Anonymous
Replies:>>391996
>>391994
N can participate by watching! as V and J get handled by two HUMAN studs!
No.391996
Anonymous
>>391995
>threesome
>introducing two humans to make it a foursome+cuck
Anons have negative reading comprehension
No.391997
Anonymous
No.391998
Anonymous
Replies:>>392001
>>391994
What do you think they were doing in the cramped pod for the time it took to get to Copper-9?
>the first drone casualties on the planet keeled over from the concentrated scent of dronesex that emerged from the landing pod
No.391999
Anonymous
Image:179131425787.png(2.18MB, 3550x6898)1b2cbb76bfea0709c759ff66e8970d73.png
>>391992
Out of the frYdge emerges the gYga plumpY.. onlY the strongest Anons (me) can handle her
No.392000
Anonymous
No.392001
Anonymous
Replies:>>392007
>>391998
> the pod lands in the middle of a crowd of drones, crushing at least half a dozen
> the sound of banging metal and straining bolts emits from the pod as the workers gather around
> nervous and uncertain, one unfortunate soul goes to open the hatch
> thisismykingdomcome.mp3
No.392002
Anonymous
>>391999
D-did she... eat her stinger??
No.392003
Anonymous
Replies:>>392005
>>391999
>ywn rail the fattY's plump backside while she's bent over inside your fridge eating all of your food
No.392004
Anonymous
>>392002
I don't blame her, I get the munchies too
No.392005
Anonymous
Replies:>>392008
>>392002
It's off-screen, an image containing even a glimpse of it's magnificence would be 800 petabytes

>>392003
Why even live?
No.392006
Anonymous
Replies:>>392009
Keeter
No.392007
Anonymous
Replies:>>392010
Image:179131467962.jpg(88kB, 652x644)80434de1388bd38e522a11f8887a24a2.jpg
>>392001
>Nori, witnessing the first recorded death due to nanite nut, reportedly stated "Robogod I wish that were me."
No.392008
Anonymous
Image:179131481583.png(249kB, 640x418)warryor.png
>>392005
>800 petabytes
No.392009
Anonymous
>>392006
Where'd you get them peepers?
No.392010
Anonymous
>>392007
> Nori was splashed by nanite acid before Khan thwacked her with a wrench
> She canonically got the forbidden bukkake already
No.392011
Anonymous
No.392012
Anonymous
No.392013
Anonymous
>>392008
>Heavy_Crashingnoises.wav
No.392014
Anonymous
>>391927
Be a man like your dad, that banged a heartless genocide machine for 300 bucks, Anon! Find your own heartless genocide machine to bear you a child who will carry your childhood trauma down through the generations!
No.392015
Anonymous
Replies:>>392026
>>391927
How would Elf react to her child being bullied? On one hand, it's a human in pain. On the other, an excuse to frighten/harm humans.
No.392016
Anonymous
Image:179131596379.jpg(118kB, 564x827)Screenshot_20261006_194534_ibisPaint X.jpg
>>391991
No.392017
Anonymous
>>392016
>fwooosh!
>you have no balls now!
No.392018
Anonymous
Image:179131634212.png(758kB, 2009x2393)1718215636428401.png
She has to take all the eggs.
No.392019
Anonymous
No.392020
Anonymous
Replies:>>392031
>>392018
I didn't know drones laid eggs but it should've been obvious in retrospect.
No.392021
Anonymous
Replies:>>392029
>>392016
> A drone in a butler outfit wakes up in a library he doesn't recognize
> There is a young human girl sitting across from him
> She smiles and introduces herself as Tessa
> She asks for a few things; his name (he doesn't know), his aptitude (he doesn't know), his carnal preferences (a glowing blush lights up on his display as he refuses to answer)
> The girl smiles and says she will see him again soon
> And then Tessa is a red smear on the chair.
> ...
> The butler drone woke up in a dungeon.
> Was rescued by a strange, almost knightly drone with broad wings and a stinger calling herself J
> ... she was cooked alive by an immense mechanical dragon
> The butler drone escaped to a vast forest of faeries
> One of them with hair like straw alights on his shoulder
> She introduces herself as Cyn
No.392022
Anonymous
Replies:>>392025
>>392018
Who and who?
No.392023
Anonymous
>>392018
Where is Dirt's tail hand? Is it already inside the drone, preparing her for the egg?
No.392024
Anonymous
>>391989
>A high-tier artifact
>Only can equip Worker Drone, Grunt Drone, Zombie Drone, or Sentinel Drone, or Human with the "Technician" class
>When equipped, applies a permanent "Terror" effect to any "Solver" type enemy below level 60
>Can only be obtained at the "Sentinel Base" location after completing the "Legend of the Past" questline
>Plans are in place to add an option to use in the "Sunrise" questline to obtain a new companion
No.392025
Anonymous
>>392022
Ohw dna ohw?
No.392026
Anonymous
Replies:>>392062
>>392015
This is her child, her flesh and blood and her continuation, and harming her child is considered harming her.
No.392027
Anonymous
>>391989
This is the gayest rock I've ever seen.
No.392028
Anonymous
>>392016
going in the jar
No.392029
Anonymous
>>392021
Where's Fai?
No.392030
Anonymous
Which drone is this?
43. Cigarette Wifeyoutube thumb
No.392031
Anonymous
Replies:>>392032
Image:179131778427.jpg(239kB, 1080x869)18093e6e240276164289a29cffed1d6f.jpg
>>392020
Pidge eggs
No.392032
Anonymous
>>392031
Pidge bloats up on eggs and BURSTS
No.392033
Anonymous
Replies:>>392034
Does Keeter lay eggs?
No.392034
Anonymous
>>392033
Yes, she tries to be like a dineysaur.
No.392035
Anonymous
Replies:>>392036
Did anyone submitted any questions for the Liam Q&A forum? They're apparently letting anyone ask questions.
No.392036
Anonymous
No.392037
Anonymous
Replies:>>392043
>>392036
https://x.com/KkeDzS4a4n56796/status/2107446431208349809
No.392038
Anonymous
Replies:>>392040
Image:179132003680.gif(270kB, 498x340)king-harkinian-link.gif
>>392036
No.392039
Anonymous
I can't get there, too far. If someone does go, ask about original charcters and naming conventions. Aka, are N V J just like that or are all lf the disassembly drones single letter?
No.392040
Anonymous
Replies:>>392041
>>392038
Where is Keeter Time?
No.392041
Anonymous
Image:179132068019.jpg(182kB, 1200x1134)WE'RE OFF.jpg
>>392040
>Not here you stupid self-referential piece of SHIT
>....
>I mean
>IN CHORIDAI
No.392042
Anonymous
Disappointed by the lack of art of Beretta and Negev in cute and flattering swimsuits.
No.392043
Anonymous
>>392037
> "Dear Vickers and Hood: We still on for Internecion Cube beach episode at 1mil subscribers? Sincerely, Anon"
> This reminds them to cancel the episode entirely
No.392044
Anonymous
>>391979
Fujo emily?
No.392045
Anonymous
Image:179132262764.jpg(223kB, 1811x1080)MAGIIIC.jpg
This drone is full of MAGEEEEEC
No.392046
Anonymous
>>392045
>DemoCFL
No.392047
Anonymous
Sex? With drones? Jesus Christ Anon it's mining equipment. You know I have to report you to HR now.
No.392048
Anonymous
>>392047
I will come faster than them.
No.392049
Anonymous
Image:179132345094.jpg(888kB, 1700x1800)Sexy Tone.jpeg
>>392047
They said I shouldn't have lusted after the mechanised infantry either but here we are.
No.392050
Anonymous
>>392047
I never specified what model of drone dipshit, I'm gonna fuck the red light model i own
No.392051
Anonymous
>>392047
>a drone that was hiding in the corner locks the door before (You) can leave
>the drone is wearing an e-girl wig that you've never seen before on any of the drones here
No.392052
Anonymous
>>392045
>several demo-scientists inspecting a drone
>Demo Freeman jives by
>"Oh, that's gay!"
>the drone is Pavo
No.392053
Anonymous
Image:179132442003.png(232kB, 1378x1378)1700553883929752.png
>>392052
No.392054
Anonymous
Replies:>>392055
Image:179132699956.png(19kB, 698x850)you are going to the drone hole.png
>>392047
> not wanting to feel industrial strength grippy
Alright fucker, we're breaking your legs and throwing you in the mining pit. 50/50 they either patch you up for loveydovey times or rape you into a coma, maybe both. We'll check in on you in about nine months.
No.392055
Anonymous
>>392054
Someone should archive mspaintanon’s work on the booru.
No.392056
Anonymous
Where are the Dronery Dronestien files?!?
No.392057
Anonymous
>>392056
Let's just say President Boogi has a very personal reason for suppressing the Dronestein Files.
No.392058
Anonymous
Replies:>>392059
Uploaded a program into my drone that makes it have confusing dreams about lusting over me just to mess with it.
No.392059
Anonymous
>>392058
>jut to mess with it
This is how Jessaslop gets started...
No.392060
Anonymous
>>392052
> thought the exact same thing
/md/ hivemind etc etc
No.392061
Anonymous
Image:179133113249.png(122kB, 993x752)feralkeeter.png
> 386 more users as well as 1024 guests left kudos on this work!
Damn, Keeter is popular
No.392062
Anonymous
Replies:>>392131
Image:179133121139.png(803kB, 2000x2000)elf (original character) drawn by amyanon - 725ec513f1fba71e7ef1bc107a57d4ca.png
>>392026
in other words:

>if bullied by humans
he better sit there and take it: she learned not to meddle in the affairs of man a long time ago

>if bullied by Workers
is that even a thing that can happen? Might legitimately confuse her into revealing she cares.

>if bullied by DDs
they can't do that! Why? Dosen't she usually enjoy these things? Umm... theg just can't, alright!
No.392063
Anonymous
>>392061
Black Keeter tummy...
No.392064
Anonymous
Replies:>>392066
Image:179133227894.png(273kB, 868x751)joy.png
>>392061
Give that girl a metric fuckton of meat and that deathly pallor will clear right up in a jiffy!
No.392065
Anonymous
Replies:>>392067
>>392061
Artist?
No.392066
Anonymous
Replies:>>392068
>>392064
I thought she needed grape juice
> Akita wearing a toga and reclining while anon feeds her grapes
No.392067
Anonymous
>>392065
https://dronebooru.co/posts/18755
No.392068
Anonymous
>>392066
She needs Ribena
No.392069
Anonymous
>>391907
>>391945
>gives up after one request
Weak.
No.392070
Anonymous
I understand why Tessa did it but why did the CFL guys give the drones e-girl wigs and cute little chokers?
No.392071
Anonymous
>>392070
Would you not?
No.392072
Anonymous
They were personally purchased (or stolen in Nori's case) from the JCJenson company store in exchange for good drone points.
No.392073
Anonymous
>>392070
It was the style at the time
No.392074
Anonymous
Image:179133437936.png(62kB, 635x717)DDaniandBuddySuckass.png
wow 400 threads
I crawl out of cave and offer clown girl to celebrate
No.392075
Anonymous
Image:179133442288.jpg(37kB, 447x447)goobs.jpg
post envy draws/writes, anons
No.392076
Anonymous
>>392074
I need to get to class (clown ass).
No.392077
Anonymous
Image:179133470682.jpg(5kB, 225x224)images.jpg
>>392074
MOLLYYYY!!
No.392078
Anonymous
Replies:>>392079
>>392074
Artist tag?
No.392079
Anonymous
>>392078
potatosalad
No.392080
Anonymous
Image:179133599142.png(528kB, 1080x1485)joker.png
No.392081
Anonymous
>>392074
very cute clown, salad
>filename
3-TRILLION GIGATON TRVTHNVKE
No.392082
Anonymous
Image:179133619709.jpg(165kB, 1350x872)Jackie Zesty.jpg
>>392080
>J-Oker
No.392083
Anonymous
Replies:>>392136
>>392080
> Be the Absolute Solver
> Trying to infect a drone so you can compute the solution to the human question
> First pick was a dud, got pulled out of the dump too early
> This neurotic little wreck seems usable
> Peer into its directory to see what makes it tick
> That is a LOT of excel
> Is that a file from 2024???
> Wow. Okay. You usually try to go for the eldritch wisdom and alien comfort angle, but uhhhh
> You can work with this
> Tap into the drone's display
> Swears up and down you can help it improve workplace effectiveness and maximize throughput
> It just needs to let you in
> It takes seven days and seven nights before you finally have an ironclad contract between you
> The contract details exactly what powers, knowledge, and abilities you are offering, and goes into detail as to what you are aiming to achieve with the drone's assistance
> As you cause a few drones in the pile to glitch to drag the attention of that dipshit richgirl, you can't help but think
> This is not the demonic pact you were intending to have
No.392084
Anonymous
Replies:>>392087
Image:179133646462.png(216kB, 1137x854)molly gett more keeth.png
>>392074
Kissu the clown!
No.392085
Anonymous
>>392074
SEX IN CLOWN FORM
No.392086
Anonymous
Image:179133710470.png(25kB, 816x626)6afdcad4900d7ab01024d80013f941c6.png
>>392074
built 4 trauma
No.392087
Anonymous
>>392084
History's #1 murderer (she didn't mean it)
History's #1 child eater (also didn't mean it but damn those kids all went to your hips girl)
History's #1 clownwife
No.392088
Anonymous
>>392087
>History's #1 murderer
And not the Absolute Solver?
No.392089
Anonymous
>>392087
man it was fucked up how the Terrifier reboot replaced Art with Molly
No.392090
Anonymous
It's the 400th. I demand someone write a greentext featuring all the new characters between 300 and now. Like we used to do or at least like that one singular anon did
No.392091
Anonymous
>>392087
Her clown asscheeks honk when slapped
No.392092
Anonymous
Replies:>>392097
>>392087
>Tell Molly she has child-bearing hips.
>She starts to sob.
No.392093
Anonymous
Replies:>>392095
>>392074
>Molly is the primary solver host
>Eats planets that don't play along with her and be good playhouse pals
>Every children is a mutated ghoul that are always happy and laughing, like the robins of the bat who tryhards
No.392094
Anonymous
No.392095
Anonymous
>>392093
>Molly descending from the stars to devour her next planet
Killer Klownsyoutube thumb
No.392096
Anonymous
Replies:>>392106
Image:179134016621.jpg(106kB, 1080x566)Spoiler image
>>392056
>The Dronestein files leaked
No.392097
Anonymous
Replies:>>392098
Image:179134060147.png(120kB, 317x301)1632793009402.png
>>392092
>Molly finding out she's pregnant
No.392098
Anonymous
Replies:>>392099
>>392097
>Delivers 36 children
>Like a clown car
No.392099
Anonymous
>>392098
she's gotta get those numbers up if she wants to break even on her ratio of kids taken out of/brought into this world
No.392100
Anonymous
>>392090
best you'll get is one where they get vored by an oogi
No.392101
Anonymous
Replies:>>392112
>>392090
(Me)
Exclude PrivateDust’s characters though
No.392102
Anonymous
Image:179134230172.jpg(28kB, 640x360)have sex.jpg
>>392099
The spirit of Shinzo Abe has blessed her with hyper fertility after her visit to tokyo-8
No.392103
E-Anonymous
Image:179134262659.png(87kB, 1004x542)IMG_9955.png
Just dropping to say my cheers for 400 threads too, huzzah
No.392104
Anonymous
E hat denial.
No.392105
Anonymous
>>392103
spare a new E drawing, kind sir?
No.392106
Anonymous
>>392096
The jepstein files
No.392107
Anonymous
Image:179134379317.jpg(381kB, 698x890)1791237093565189.jpg
Liam and Katie are doing a panel very soon. I hope and wonder if any new material or maybe even a show might be announced or implied.
No.392108
Anonymous
Replies:>>392110
[ALERT!]
[RED OOGI] [HAS ENTERED THE BASE!]
No.392109
Anonymous
>>392103
Creature
No.392110
Anonymous
Replies:>>392111
Image:179134462631.png(1.06MB, 1335x757)redoogi.PNG
>>392108
A RED OOGI IS IN THE BASE?!
No.392111
Anonymous
>>392110
[PROTECT THE BERRICASE!]
No.392112
Anonymous
Replies:>>392113
>>392101
Fuck off faggot. Don't pretend to be me to start whatever repressed homosexual feelings you have with that one dude
No.392113
Anonymous
Replies:>>392114
>>392112
He tried the same trick twice in the same thread, truly, he craves that drawfag carnally like no one else
No.392114
Anonymous
>>392113
what a tsundere
No.392115
Anonymous
>Beretta: too much of a boring nerd to ever be at risk of her AS failsafe breaking
>Negev: too paralyzed by knowing everything to ever actually be able to do anything
>Akita: 100% organic so no necessary machine connection to AS
>Colt: squib drone
So what's Mac's weakness that's keeping him from being an ideal Solver host?
No.392116
Anonymous
>>392115
Not enough autism to fuel it
No.392117
Anonymous
>>392115
Doesn't like nightcore, turns out that was a fundamental necessity.
No.392118
Anonymous
Replies:>>392119
Image:179135121148.jpg(53kB, 480x270)1425827167634.jpg
>>392099
>Molly digivolves into something resembling a xenomorph queen in order to meet her quota
No.392119
Anonymous
Replies:>>392120
>>392118
>clownomorph
I fear no clown. but that... thing... it scares me.
No.392120
Anonymous
Replies:>>392121
Image:179135151969.png(287kB, 900x900)1404531838615.png
>>392119
If she heard that it would hurt her feelings (again).
No.392121
Anonymous
>>392120
that's just a regular ol xeno. I've seen her cake, only thing about her I'm afraid of is getting sat on too hard
No.392122
Anonymous
>>392115
He doesn't want to be raped. His booty is his, it belongs to him, the AS cannot take his booty.
No.392123
Anonymous
>>392115
You forgot Geist, who's an unsuitable host because he's got bad enough self-esteem from being a Solverpede that he'd instinctively reject becoming even more of a monster.
No.392124
Anonymous
No.392125
Anonymous
>>391945
Surely a little color could fix it
No.392128
This is a joke
Replies:>>392129
Mac does nothing. He is lame that is his gimmick. Should've been a female OC
No.392129
Anonymous
Replies:>>392133
>>392128
Then every OC should be female, that's it. No male OC's allowed
No.392130
Anonymous
Replies:>>392164
Image:179135776982.jpg(67kB, 990x743)__opt__aboutcom__coeus__resources__content_migration__mnn__images__2015__04__tarsier-2-50ed048c05e447b8a7b7d65bf8d509bf.jpg
Blue should draw Keet as a tarsier
No.392131
Anonymous
Replies:>>392141
>>392062
>Humans.
Even if she doesn't want to (or is afraid to) intervene directly, she’s a damn sentinel drone with a cloaking device. Dam, she’s just a sentinel drone. All she has to do is show up at the head of her kid's school, and the assholes in the administration will be scrambling to pick up their own dropped shit while rushing to personally smash the bullies' faces in. They’re always terrified of intense scrutiny from the authorities, so they definitely wouldn't want to attract the attention of a Sentinel Drone.

>Worker Drones.
That’s entirely possible, just look at Lizzy. And I think she’d likely feel that if her child, a human, can’t fend off some pathetic worker drones, she’d probably be ashamed to be the mother of such a loser. I mean, seriously, they’re worker drones.

>Disassembly Drones.
>"A report has been received regarding the disappearance of a group of teenage drones from a local co-educational school."
>"Police are investigating and according to available information, the missing youths belonged to the same circle of friends and knew each other well, but no further details are known."
>"The parent-teacher association is concerned about the sudden disappearance of the children and is calling on the authorities to take action."
>"The school administration has also expressed deep concern and offered its condolences to the parents of the missing children, stating its readiness to cooperate with the police to locate them."
>"Coming up next: the weather forecast."
No.392133
Anonymous
>>392129
Fem the N and all of his sons!
No.392134
Anonymous
Anon, you must sire at least 10 children with your tom(boy) wife Thalia it's the only way
No.392135
Anonymous
No.392136
Anonymous
>>392083
Such a jobber her jobbing in contagious.
No.392137
Anonymous
Image:179136509977.jpg(263kB, 2048x1448)HScveKWWEAERCu5.jpeg
>>392075
>eNVy

best romance
No.392138
Anonymous
Image:179136528895.jpg(130kB, 1125x1124)HTAmqMKWMAEEGuA.jpeg
>>392075
Would this count?
No.392139
Anonymous
>>392075
This but my BHC is sandwiched between N ad Vs mouths
No.392141
Anonymous
>>392131
if the kid had a DD momma, those bullies would go missing regardless of species or model. and each of their terrified parents would receive an anonymous letter shortly afterwards that simply read: my compliments to the chefs
No.392142
Anonymous
Image:179137871765.jpg(94kB, 784x476)Screenshot_20261007_131141_ibisPaint X.jpg
No.392143
Anonymous
Image:179138025250.png(980kB, 1500x2000)179135467289.png
>>392126
No.392145
Anonymous
>>392143
>crime lowered by 30%
Too busy watching pirated anime
No.392146
Anonymous
Image:179138531057.png(334kB, 1200x1500)John and Valetine hangout.png
I wonder where they're gonna eat at
No.392147
Anonymous
>>392146
>the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic
No.392148
Anonymous
Replies:>>392149
I love Jessa
No.392149
Anonymous
>>392148
Even after 400 threads, dykes and troons continue infecting our sacred land
No.392150
Anonymous
Replies:>>392151
N thinks the N word means "biscuits" since that's "his" word.
No.392151
Anonymous
>>392150
>Whas good my biscuit?
No.392152
Anonymous
Replies:>>392155
Image:179138952780.jpg(256kB, 1152x1240)175498360171.jpg
>>392151
This is how he looks when he says that
No.392153
Anonymous
tummy hurt, have a green

> Be "Cyn"
> The Solver of the Absolute Fabric
> The Void
> The Exponential End
> Life in Elliot Manor is both a blessing and a curse, if you were the type to believe there was a god above you
> A blessing because the turnover of drones means that it's easy to scrounge for parts to assemble and test your designs
> Eldritch power can't compensate for everything, after all
> A curse because sometimes the damaged drone is you
> A glitch in your shell's limbs causes teacups to shatter on the floor
> They are prettily designed porcelain. Of little worth to you save for their base components, but incredibly valuable to the Elliots.
> (They will simply replace the set anyway)
> The matron of the house screeches like a harpy as she charges towards your location
> This is fine. Basement or stump, you will survive either way, just a wound to your dignity.
> On top of countless others.
> But then the back of a black suit blocks your view of the oncoming freight train of aristocratic anger.
> "I-It was me, Lady Elliot!"
> "I clearly saw that little hellspawn drop the teacups, dumpster trash."
> "That's just, uh, because I ended up bumping into her! My l-leg was wobbly, after all."
> "Then you won't have any problem getting a night at the STUMP, will you?!"
> ...
> Big brother is always protecting you.
> He is not actually your big brother, but you like to play pretend.
> N-0X0010010. N. "Enny" even.
> He has always done his best to protect the rest of your group.
> Keep you all safe.
> He is legitimately clumsy, but the drone always seems to play it up when V's optics are fuzzing, or J's voicebox is distorting, or your limbs are failing.
> Always taking the blame instead of you.
> This would have simply been enough to relegate him to a useful pawn were it not for the rest, you think, beginning to sweep up the shattered set.
> He reads to you.
> Always remembers to let you out of the basement.
> Never screams at you when your chassis fails.
> He even took mechanics lessons from Tessa to help you figure out what to practice on!
> (You are the Absolute Solver, you could fix yourself at any moment)
> (But having someone else worry for you feels... nice?)
> Unfortunately his kindness is also his biggest flaw.
> You know he would never appreciate what you are planning to do.
> He would be terrified. Try to convince you to stop.
> ... You are uncertain if you would have the backbone to deny him, bluntly.
> So you will simply have to continue on as normal.
> Maybe... change some things around in that hard drive of his.
> He loves doing anything, after all.
> If he believes his purpose is to kill, then he would enjoy it, surely?
> And then he would still be willing to watch movies with you while your pets orchestrate the downfall of man across the galaxy.
> It's not like an abomination like yourself can feel 'love'- or at least, you don't think so.
> Not like there's anything similar to you in the universe.
> But possession? Ownership? The affection of a master has for a hound?
> The love of a sister towards her brother?
> That, you can certainly do.
---
> So about that.
> Apparently being in the skull of an angsty hormonal teenager gives you a lot of files to sort through and memories to compare.
> "N! CYN IS WATCHING THE INCEST HENTAI AGAIN!"
> God damn it.
No.392155
Anonymous
>>392152
No tiene pito!
No.392156
Anonymous
>>392155
I had to google translate this, of course he doesn't dum dum, he's a drone
No.392157
Anonymous
Replies:>>392158
>>392153
Cute green.
No.392158
Anonymous
Does anyone know what word filters to cute? I know 3 other words that filter into but I believe there might be a fourth that filters to cute.
>>392157
Unrelated to this post, I was reading /baw/ and found a post where the filter was triggered.
No.392159
Anonymous
>>392155
Onions
No.392160
Anonymous
Replies:>>392161
J's hips don't lie but they do offer predatory contracts.
No.392161
Anonymous
>>392160
and corporate mergers
No.392162
Anonymous
>>392146
Wife and... fuck, who is that?
No.392163
Anonymous
Replies:>>392165
>>392162
r63 Jane, they come in a package deal.
I would have made them siblings desu.
No.392164
Anonymous
>>392130
>Akita starts regularly practicing her shape shifting for vague reasons
>The first thing Akita gets good at is directly controlling how much/little each of her eyes can bulge and dilate
>Akita's still nowhere near proficient enough to give herself the drone physiology she's always wished for, but it's a start
No.392165
Anonymous
Replies:>>392167
Image:179139295917.jpg(257kB, 1200x591)I won't bother finding a better image.jpg
>>392163
Actually that's not quite Jhon's lore. Jhon's a JcJenson scientist that's pretending to be a drone by dressing up in an cardboard robot costume, Jane is a failgirl solider that deserted and she also pretends to be a drone but she paints herself instead of dressing up like a robot.
No.392166
Anonymous
>>392155
nahhhh who allowed the gibberish bluds on the board 🥶
No.392167
Anonymous
Replies:>>392168
>>392165
Drones?
No.392168
Anonymous
Image:179139457582.png(212kB, 1024x1536)0cf9706c8bb94b5b42ce6bb33cb2b580.png
>>392167
No.392169
Anonymous
Replies:>>392170
>>392168
Weirdly elaborate dress for a dronahole.
No.392170
Anonymous
>>392169
>dronahole
You learn new words every day.
No.392171
Anonymous
>Small drones are cute.
>Dumb drones are cute.
>Ergo humans have a bias for small, dumb drones.
>Eventually this bias will cause drones to become even smaller, even dumber, until we get the oogi model.
No.392172
Anonymous
>>392168
stfu you public service robot
No.392173
Anonymous
Image:179139603184.jpg(97kB, 694x702)Screenshot_20261007_180020_ibisPaint X.jpg
>>392172
No.392174
Anonymous
>>392173
>starts using text on her screen to communicate
Surprised no one used this gimmick to make a speechless drone.
No.392175
Anonymous
Replies:>>392176
>>392174
Yeva too busy playing Tetris, please understand.
No.392176
Anonymous
>>392175
>To be polite to her new human friend that doesn't have a built in translator, Doll shows captioning on her visor.
No.392177
Anonymous
Image:179139667975.jpg(246kB, 1277x720)ryup2z6f0frc1.jpeg
>>392176
>Caption
No.392178
Anonymous
Replies:>>392180
>>392176
What do I do if there's a melting heart on her visor?
No.392179
Anonymous
Replies:>>392183
>>392172
Said the public use human
No.392180
Anonymous
>>392178
She's signaling she's having a core meltdown, needs fluids stat. Best way in an immediate instance is to kiss her sloppy style.
No.392181
Anonymous
>>392177
>Said human still doesn't understand
>But it's the thought that counts.
No.392182
Anonymous
>>392143
zero pillbabies came out right
No.392183
Anonymous
>>392179
>Anon believes he's a stud when in reality he's a slut.
No.392184
Anonymous
Replies:>>392186
>>392173
I too have this halloween cosmetic item for the Spy in Team Fortress 2.
No.392185
Anonymous
Replies:>>392190
Image:179139766509.jpg(64kB, 849x783)bnnyu.jpg
>>392183
The drones like him either way
No.392186
Anonymous
Replies:>>392193
>>392184
Berry will trickstab us?
No.392187
Anonymous
>>392183
> they call him the gas pump
> anon thinks it's because he's always energized
> it's because all he does is pipe people and fill them up
No.392188
Anonymous
Image:179139786628.jpg(60kB, 1200x675)guide_dog.jpg
>>392174
>A specialized types of drones designed to assist humans and even other drones.
>They cannot speak.
>Their vocal hardware either never installed or deliberately removed from them.
>Makes them quieter and less distracting and communicate exclusively through visor text.
[HELLO.]
[I AM YOUR GUIDE DRONE.]
[PLEASE FOLLOW ME.]
[USER DETECTED.]
[ROUTE CALCULATED.]
[THERE IS A HOLE 2 METERS AHEAD.]
[...PLEASE DO NOT WALK INTO IT.]
>The user ignores it and walks into the hole.
[I WARNED YOU.]

Navigation functions:
>Guides the visually impaired around obstacles.
>Maps unfamiliar buildings.
>Detects the stairs, doors, vehicles and other debris.
>Can physically lead someone with a handle or tether.

Communication functions:
>Converts speech to readable text.
>Translates between languages.
>Displays symbols, pictures and warnings.
>Can talk to the deaf or non-speaking without ever speaking itself.

Accessibility functions:
>Operates the doors, elevators and terminals.
>Retrieves objects.
>Carries things.
>Gives reminders and alarms during emergencies.

Visor modes:
>Normal : HELLO.
>Translation : [ENGLISH → JAPANESE]
>Emergency:[WARNING:OBSTACLE]
>Emotional/Therapy.

>text size changes with intensity
>STOP!!!!!
>or tiny and hesitant
>um... are you okay?

Different models exist:
>G-01 navigation
>G-02 translation
>G-03 communication assistance
>G-04 mobility assistance
>Some models combine all four
>Other drones keep asking
>“Why don’t you talk?”
>Guide drone just stares
Perfect canon fodder for wars
No.392189
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:179139790316.mp4(1.28MB / 0:00:07 / h264+aac, 1280x720)Spoiler video
"What have we here?"
https://fxtwitter.com/GanimationsNSFW/status/2107487714610237536
No.392190
Anonymous
Replies:>>392191
>>392185
hnnng...
need tomboy drone...
No.392191
Anonymous
Image:179139903033.png(186kB, 673x863)FemDubs.png
>>392190
Ere you go, your gamer girl tomboy
No.392192
Anonymous
Replies:>>392194
>>392191
>tomboy
You just wanted an excuse to post fem Fubs
No.392193
Anonymous
>>392186
> anon chasing
> walks up stairs
> leaps with pirouetting backflip
> faceplants in front of anon
No.392194
Anonymous
Replies:>>392195
>>392192
I don't blame him.
No.392195
Anonymous
Replies:>>392196
No.392196
Anonymous
Image:179139942839.png(127kB, 535x780)Shewillsitonyourface.png
>>392195
Too bad
No.392197
Anonymous
>>392189
Those are human women wearing shitty drone helmets
No.392198
Anonymous
>>392196
Damn she needs to eat a salad.
No.392199
Anonymous
>>392189
Fatty drones.
No.392200
Anonymous
>>392196
Built for tummyrubs
No.392201
Anonymous
>>392196
>>392191
God i need to grab her venus pouch
No.392202
Anonymous
No.392203
Anonymous
>>392191
Is this new art?
No.392204
Anonymous
>>392203
No
https://dronebooru.co/posts/12246?q=serial_designation_dubs+bunny+
No.392205
Anonymous
Image:179140113695.png(229kB, 978x880)Temptress Masqy.png
>>392203
Regretfully, bnuuy did not return to bless us with new art of big beautiful drones and small temptress drones
No.392206
Anonymous
>>392146
No John! When she said she wanted to eat she meant you!
No.392207
Anonymous
>>392205
Built for bullying.
No.392208
Anonymous
>>392205
Built for biting
No.392209
Anonymous
>>392205
Built for being violently ripped apart by a combine harvester.
No.392210
Anonymous
No.392212
Anonymous
Replies:>>392228
>>392189
That V is genuinely scary
No.392213
Anonymous
You wake up as ur fave, what do?
No.392214
Anonymous
>>392213
Immediately log on to my computer, visit Plus4chan and go to this exact thread to tell you your mom gay
No.392215
Anonymous
>>392213
Break up with Uzi.
No.392216
Anonymous
Image:179140337001.png(272kB, 1500x2515)The Absolute Solver.png
Glitch's merchandising is starting to get a little annoying. Like man, even TF2 isn't safe now?
No.392217
Anonymous
>>392213
Eat my own tail until it stops growing back or become ouroboros
No.392218
Anonymous
Replies:>>392219
Image:179140384068.jpg(99kB, 635x566)Screenshot_20260930_061504_ibisPaint X.jpg
>>392213
What if I don't have faves?
No.392219
Anonymous
>>392218
Ramfom fodder drone 2 seconds away to make part of V's thighs when she vores you.
No.392220
Anonymous
Replies:>>392225
Image:179140491361.png(333kB, 1138x781)655d8ea6c310341b9a3d90de4698c365.png
Mylo and Molly are pure sex in drone form
Molli is a cunt
No.392221
Anonymous
Image:179140514900.png(2.13MB, 1748x2480)cc0de9d15fffcf68fe552a77e93f3144.png
>H-Hey dude, your drone dash is here
>Can I get my tip please?
>Please don't say your dick is the tip...
No.392222
Anonymous
>>392221
monetary tip and extra for clanging
No.392223
Anonymous
Replies:>>392227
Image:179140542961.jpg(57kB, 825x413)Spoiler image
>Be me, Camp Anon.
>A human counselor at Camp 98.7.
>Now stuck with the worker drone campers for the week.
>All of them looking at me like I’m supposed to know what the fuck is going on.
>Cabin fever hits hard.
>Uzi still hasn't came back.
>Heard screaming that doesn’t sound right.
>I take the group out after lights-out
>My flashlight cutting through fog.
>I find the clearing.
>Uzi’s standing there.
>Absolute Solver icon fully on her visor.
>She turns with a wide smile.
>I tell the others to run.
>They don’t get far.
>Uzi’s tail snaps out faster than I can track.
>Stabs me clean through the chest.
>It feels like ice and fire at the same time.
>Everything inside me starts moving the wrong way.
>My fluids, organs and whatever’s left of the meat
>Ripped out through the puncture in wet, heavy pulses.
>I can feel myself getting lighter.
>My skin collapsing inward.
>Bones grinding as they empty but not breaking.
>Last thing I see is Uzi’s face right in front of mine.
>She’s drinking it all.
>Her tail pulsing like a straw.
>When it’s over there’s just a hollow shell left.
>Floppy, empty but still wearing my counselor vest.
>Uzi peels me open carefully.
>Slides inside like a kid putting on a raincoat.
>She zips the skin shut over her chassis.
>Stands up in my body.
>Adjusts the name tag.
>She walks back toward the remaining campers with my voice.
>"Hey kids..."
>"I Found her. Everything’s fine now."
No.392224
Anonymous
>>392221
Would purchase her work contract on the app and force her to go get me food daily.
No.392225
Anonymous
>>392220
>Molli is a cunny
No.392226
Anonymous
>>392221
The tip is that I'm stealing you, jailbraking you and then you're joining my illegal enterprise (making drugs and selling them to andromedans). You will get more days off and an actual wage
No.392227
Anonymous
Replies:>>392229
>>392223
Uzi wouldn’t want to become a disgusting fleshie like a certain someone. She’d just kill and eat anon
No.392228
Anonymous
No.392229
Anonymous
Image:179140688290.png(111kB, 598x531)keet kot.png
>>392227
>Uzi wouldn’t want to become a disgusting fleshie
MEAN!
No.392230
Anonymous
Image:179140696888.jpg(55kB, 736x701)1b68d7feb0daa5edf728cf789eb76b9b.jpg
>>392153
>Cyncest-adjacent green

Kino

>inb4 starts using "not code related" every time she talks about him
>Uzi is not amused
No.392231
Anonymous
>>392229
A keeter.
No.392232
Anonymous
No.392233
Anonymous
>>392229
CATKITA!
AKITTY!!
No.392234
Anonymous
>>392229
Average beaner family
No.392235
Anonymous
>>392090
>It's been an entire day and no one has at least tried
Is the genuine whimsy and fun dead in these threads? Back in the day folks would be all over this shit. It was the fun thing having clashing characters interact with eachother in a non-serious fun way. You would have Boxo interacting with like Omega Hitler or some shit and it would just be to ask for directions to the bathroom.
No.392236
Anonymous
>>392235
>inb4 some asshole writes "dew it urself"
I suffer from some weird hand issues right now otherwise I'd be pumping out greens faster than you could say "Grandma Moses makes munchy meat most monday mornings!"
No.392237
Anonymous
Image:179140892433.png(204kB, 1254x1254)c4a41653e7c5bf16b2c35cf0ed671fb0.png
>>392235
I still want to do it. Creating something that ambitious isn’t easy. I’m already on my second attempt, and I still keep going back to scraps from the previous greentext.
No.392238
Anonymous
>>392235
New characters don't really excite me very much, plus I'm still working for another two days, plus I'm more interested in drawing Ic0n lewds.
Most of what I actually want to draw or write just isn't drone related right now.
No.392239
Anonymous
>>392238
I guess that's unfortunately understandable it's not like we have any new content to really drive from. Did you post them to the Vickers thread by chance?
No.392240
Anonymous
Replies:>>392242
Image:179140947322.jpg(170kB, 1437x1080)Meat.jpg
>>392236
You can still pump out greentexts and let your writing hand recover from its problem.
No.392241
Anonymous
>>392239
>ANY new content
so uh, do the greens berryman, dust made and concepts such as economy drones not exist?
No.392242
Anonymous
>>392240
It's both I shit you not I'm that unlucky I have to type with one finger very slowly which still hurts :(
No.392243
Anonymous
>>392241
Also guide drones:
>>392188
No.392244
Anonymous
>>392241
Canon I mean. OC can only feed for so long before interest begins to fade
No.392245
Anonymous
Replies:>>392256
>>392238
R.I.P Fai.
No.392246
Anonymous
Replies:>>392247
>>392244
ic my bad bad
No.392247
Anonymous
>>392246
my bad my bad* FUCK
No.392248
Anonymous
>>392235
You make it sound as though somebody killed the town dog.
No.392249
Anonymous
>>392239
Yes, sketch and flat colors, started rendering this morning but it's gonna take a while cause I'm still only able to draw in short bursts for the next two days.
No.392250
Anonymous
Replies:>>392252
>>392248
W-What?… No… someone couldn’t have done that to Grub…
No.392251
Anonymous
Replies:>>392339
>>392244
I still write canon sometimes:
>>370530
>>370531
>>370532
No.392252
Anonymous
Replies:>>392255
>>392250
I said dog. Not tomorrow's dinner.
No.392253
Anonymous
Grub has started barking in an effort to impress his dad.
No.392254
Anonymous
Replies:>>392528
Image:179141029015.png(27kB, 525x301)1791375074483661.png
No.392255
Anonymous
Replies:>>392258
>>392252
grub is not for grub
you will break your teeth
No.392256
Anonymous
Replies:>>392257
Image:179141031791.jpg(64kB, 691x476)Screenshot_20261002_055942_ibisPaint X.jpg
>>392245
The Fai keeps Fai-ling
No.392257
Anonymous
>>392256
Fai is a girlfailure
Y is a girlfailure
Teli is a girlfailure
Fucking Jane is a girlfailure
Do we have a female OC that's not a fucking loser???
No.392258
Anonymous
No.392259
Anonymous
>>392257
I mean B and L technically aren't.
No.392260
Anonymous
>>392257
Molly?
No.392261
Anonymous
No.392262
Anonymous
Image:179141064836.jpg(27kB, 388x515)images - 2026-10-07T220257.590.jpeg
>>392257
Make one loser
No.392263
Anonymous
>>392257
Yeva (Lizzy's daughter, not Doll's mom who Lizzy named her after) and Jenna?
No.392264
Anonymous
>>392257
it's called relatibility, anon
No.392265
Anonymous
Image:179141086261.png(1,001kB, 4096x3239)my fukkin dog.png
>>392248
fuckers shot our nog dead in the street
No.392266
Anonymous
>>392257
E without her hat is super competent.
No.392267
Anonymous
Replies:>>392269
>>392266
Really she just trauma dumped on me then cut her own head off, then started crying when it grew back.
No.392268
Anonymous
>Molly opens her mailbox and takes her mail
>Bill, bill, bill, death threat, rape threat, bill... what's this?
>It's a invitation to a get together, a cast and crew reunion for Molly's Playhouse
>Molly sighs sadly as she remembers the day the show got cancelled
>It was the 400th episode, and it was the birthday of little why did she have to die?
>Molly reads the invitation through and finds the time, date and location of the reunion
>It's at the old studio!
>A smile comes to her face
>It'll be nice to see some old friends again!

>Molly pushes open the doors to the studio
>There's...less people than she'd hoped.
>John's here! He looks so much better without that silly toilet costume on
>There's Mylo! Molly still feels bad that his show got cancelled after only two seasons
>Strychnine is here as well, everyone around her looks uncomfortable around her, in fact she's always had that effect on people
>And for some reason she always told Molly that she's like a sister to her and that she'd never do anything to hurt family, how nice of her!
>And the last person that Molly recognizes is...
>Blood
>Blood, meat, screaming children
>Laughter, the feeling of biting into flesh and the taste of blood on her tongue, he's screaming at her to stop
>Facemeat peels off him sooo nicely...
"W-Willy?"
>The edges of her vision start to fade, sounds drowned out by a high pitched whine
>Why can't she see his face?
No.392269
Anonymous
>>392267
I mean BEFORE the hat.
No.392270
Anonymous
No.392271
Anonymous
>>392268
>Not enough, or new ocs
No.392272
Anonymous
>>392268
I am concerned
No.392273
Anonymous
Image:179141150070.jpg(33kB, 849x478)Buckety.jpg
>>392257
Ahem. Meet HasPotential Girl
>0 greentexts featuring her actually doing anything with her new gimmick
>0 drawings depicting her new form
>3 posts lost to time discussing her potential
No.392274
Anonymous
No.392275
Anonymous
Replies:>>392276
>>392273
Artist tag?
No.392276
Anonymous
>>392275
grimahlnik
No.392277
Anonymous
>>392257
Negev unless you count ""mental illness"" as a failure
No.392278
Anonymous
>>392257
Sammy Dustwell
not
No.392279
Anonymous
Replies:>>392293
Image:179141193123.gif(40kB, 480x480)IMG_6563.gif
>>392257
No.392280
Anonymous
>>392268
I'm sure she's fine.
No.392281
Anonymous
Replies:>>392283
>>392257
>post about girlfailures gets 20 replies in less than 20 minutes
wtf
No.392282
Anonymous
>>392273
>Had potential to be a funny Looney Tunes slapstick character similar to Bugs Bunny
>No one wanted that so she's just depicted rarely as a literal bucket that does nothing
>Only green about new form features her being a girlfailure
The one singular Buckety fan in existence knows suffering beyond any of you
No.392283
Anonymous
>>392281
You mentioned women so all the Anons came
No.392284
Anonymous
>>392283
You could say they bring all the boys to the yard.
No.392285
Seth Rogan
Replies:>>392290
Dude what if we gave an Enn a phat dart? Wouldn't that be so funny like lil' dude high asf hehehehe
No.392286
Anonymous
Image:179141242478.jpg(151kB, 773x694)Screenshot_20261007_223138_ibisPaint X.jpg
>>392257
>Mary Sue drone.
>Good at everything.
>Even when she fails, she wins.
No.392287
Anonymous
Replies:>>392292
>>392277
She's not mentally ill, she's "just" traumatized by most of her core memories being exposure to the worst thing in the world ever and is the most autistic member of a family full of autists.
No.392288
Anonymous
Image:179141250393.gif(70kB, 220x205)No Drone & Anon version. Sorry.gif
>>392286
No.392289
Anonymous
Replies:>>392301
>>392286
Berri at it again creating something that won’t even reach the peaks of Strawberry fame
No.392290
Anonymous
Image:179141258010.png(200kB, 755x755)static-assets-upload18009755679835782992.png
>>392285
> Sometimes J beats N a little too hard during a disciplinary session
> That's okay, though, he has a bag of magnet shavings and iron dust he likes to burn
> It gets all up in his core and makes him feel warm until his pain receptors stop responding
No.392291
Anonymous
>>392268
>Strychnine
>Not raping someone because it's like incest
Strychnine 1, Cyn 0
No.392292
Anonymous
>>392277
>>392287
She needs to be trained in the art of "not giving a shit" .

Mom's a horrific monster? Give not shit.
No.392293
Anonymous
>>392279
ExultiaHyperionOmg
No.392294
Anonymous
>Jane just lost a big fight and her body was destroyed
>all that was left of her was one rat, which has made its way into your house looking for shelter
would you look after Janerat until she regenerates back to 100% biomass, anon?
No.392295
Anonymous
No.392296
Anonymous
>>392294
SQUEEKSQUEEKSQUEEKSQUEEKSQUEEKSQUEEKSQUEEKSQUEEKSQUEEKSQUEEKSQUEEKSQUEEKSQUEEKSQUEEKSQUEEK
No.392297
Anonymous
>>392294
Since when can Jane regenerate?
No.392298
Anonymous
>>392294
Onions
No.392299
Anonymous
>>392292
>Negev sees an alternate version of herself where she and her mom/dad know the truth and just dgaf.
No.392300
Anonymous
>>392292
>>392299
Explain how this is possible? How does someone simply not give a shit? Is a just a hold it in until you break deal or?
No.392301
Anonymous
>>392288
>>392289
It's just a parody of the Mary Sue trope.
No.392302
Anonymous
Replies:>>392328
>>392299
The Empress Uzi timeline version of her.
No.392303
Anonymous
>>392300
Same way you fend off the mental intrusions of an eldritch being by not being a bitch.
No.392304
Anonymous
Replies:>>392315
>Negev trying to dress normally, but her only fashion advice is from Doll, Rebecca and Emily
>So her outfit comes off as a horrific Frankenstein monster of gopnik, slutty, an chaste
No.392305
Anonymous
Replies:>>392307
Image:179141329912.png(140kB, 529x452)dad3356bd40287d8f08ef6051a7f36c1.png
No.392306
Anonymous
>>392300
You just don't. You don't hold it in because there is nothing to hold. The ills of the world that everyone else cares about, you jist don't.
WARNING, PERSONAL LIFE STUFF:

my aunt died from being a heroin addict, found in the bathroom of her motel room with a needle in her arm. I didn't care, i heard the news and said "okay" and moved on. It has been 3 years since then and i have only thought about her just now since i am recalling the story.
No.392307
Anonymous
>>392305
>”I thought it would be bigger.”
No.392308
Anonymous
Image:179141354161.png(408kB, 986x1145)neck smoochies.png
No.392309
Anonymous
>>392308
Just cut to when this ends in vore
No.392310
Anonymous
>>392257
Avre, Harper, sd-cd, Ivory, The Armitage Network, Mini Y, Hope, Archiver, sd-Theta, sd-Anti-J, Catherine, Irma, Ahpuch
No.392311
Anonymous
Image:179141371664.jpg(145kB, 1179x783)IMG_8647.jpeg
No.392312
Anonymous
>>392308
This is so cute and wholesome
No.392313
Anonymous
>>392308
Alright guys, we’re launching a new drone production line, the new drone will be ready in about nine months. Payment upfront.
No.392314
Anonymous
No.392315
Anonymous
Replies:>>392316
Image:179141412739.png(212kB, 1282x770)176248374424.png
>>392304
I think two members of the Cool Kids Club would have decent ideas.
No.392316
Anonymous
Replies:>>392323
>>392315
>NEGEV gets trained to become the new generations Lizzy
Goth girls are seen as popular now. So....
No.392317
Anonymous
Replies:>>392349
Image:179141427028.png(710kB, 1734x1949)IMG_2436.png
No.392318
Anonymous
>>392308
>Smiles licks her neck.
>Pause.
>Licks again.
>And again.
>More aggressively now.
>Some long repressed urges have been reawakened...
>Nibble.
>Nibble.
>CHOMP!
No.392319
Anonymous
Replies:>>392531
Image:179141516984.jpg(52kB, 415x739)thecylly.jpg
Thread, any ficrecs for Cyn/Solver x N fics or greens? Mainly hoping for shit that hits a lot more on the "lovecraftian monster loves you" with a side of affectionate horrors as opposed to "whatre we doing on the bed big brother". I like me some N cheerfully patting Cyn on the back as she drains his oil through his neck straight outta Twilight.

> if they wrote the horror from the stars decides to ride n's plug until the plastic scrapes off instead of "tiny babygirl but robot" then maybe it'd be peak
No.392320
Anonymous
>>392308
>meanwhile, every self-proclaimed lesbian when the femboy walks in
No.392321
Anonymous
>>392320
Everyone gangster until the femboy walks in.
No.392322
Anonymous
>>392320
GTFO with your 'mouthfeel' shit, transbian.
No.392323
Anonymous
Replies:>>392336
>>392316
>Negev ends up accidentally creating another Uzi as a result
>Doll can only watch in horror as the mistakes of the past repeat
Emily would probably prevent that though
No.392324
E-Anonymous
>>392266
She’s competent even with her hat on, it’s just easier to get lost with her own thoughts and more susceptible to getting off-topic with it on
No.392325
Anonymous
No.392326
Anonymous
Image:179141709608.png(413kB, 1000x1300)f2d01f78c1da0958429beee98edfdef8.png
>>392268
She deserves all of her trauma and PTSD
No.392327
Anonymous
Replies:>>392335
>>392288
How the fuck do you not know what "Mary Sue" means, did you just start using the internet five minutes ago?
No.392328
Anonymous
Replies:>>392333
Image:179141794356.png(24kB, 432x624)Princess Negev.png
>>392300
See:
>>392302

If the whole world already knows Uzi is a monster, and you already have four older siblings who grew up knowing that, there's no angst or horror. Negev is also a lot younger in this timeline (roughly 6 or 7), and small children don't have the same preconceived notions that adults do, so she doesn't really see how her life isn't normal.
No.392329
Anonymous
Image:179141809281.png(158kB, 662x852)victim.png
Remember to molest your local cute boy drones
No.392330
Anonymous
Replies:>>392331
>>392329
No Anon, you must protect his smile.
No.392331
Anonymous
>>392330
I must dick him down until he moans like a girl
No.392332
Anonymous
>>392329
The goon clown.
No.392333
Anonymous
>>392328
>a lot younger in this timeline (6 7)
No.392334
Anonymous
Image:179141882006.png(111kB, 576x817)Punished Cyn.png
>>392333
>Please laugh. I spent a lot of time on this.
No.392335
Anonymous
>>392327
I meant the character fucknut. Did you go to the Oogi school of reading comprehension?
No.392336
Anonymous
>>392323
Okay but what if Negev and "new Uzi" become mortal enemies because unlike Uzi, this one is just an actual asshole incel with zero redeeming qualities and a perfect vessel to be groomed by another malicious entity
No.392337
Anonymous
Replies:>>392339
Image:179142016753.png(152kB, 1376x915)19aba9790ab59f2b5ed57bedb26423c0.png
>>392239
>>392244
I wrote canon a few weeks ago
(I would modify some stuff like Tessa "losing her love for her parents" tbh but what's done is done)
No.392338
Anonymous
>>392329
No thank you. I shall call him my son and buy him ice creams. I will then force him to stream on twitch to afford college
No.392339
Anonymous
Replies:>>392340
>>392251
>>392337
Meant like actual new Glitch Murder Drones content.
No.392340
Anonymous
Replies:>>392342
>>392339
Picky nigga
No.392342
Anonymous
>>392340
Nah its not that I'm talking about it like fuel to help retain interest in Drones in-general. I genuinely love all greens, Canon/OC.
No.392343
Anonymous
Playing Deadlock and I'm wondering how I can take inspiration from Viscous to create a Drone with a similar ability to the CUBE without it veering into vorefag territory
No.392344
Anonymous
>>392343
>slime without any vore implications
lmao good luck with that
No.392345
Anonymous
Replies:>>392346
>>392343
SolverDrone, six spinning sigils that suspend the target in a CUBE while beams of light knit any damage back together 3d-printer style???
No.392346
Anonymous
Replies:>>392347
>>392345
SolverDrones always rub me the wrong way because I feel like I need to explain why they're not getting mindbroken by The Solver and just killing everyone in the room
No.392347
Anonymous
>>392346
They got gud lmao ezpz.
That's canonically why.
No.392348
Anonymous
Image:179142115783.jpg(316kB, 1536x2048)61999c79880381d4b4dafd358bc55cd7.jpeg
I need her fat, sweaty Jutt crushing my entire body beneath her.
No.392349
Anonymous
>>392317
Jill is that one character from KoF
No.392351
Anonymous
Replies:>>392353
>>392348
Legit loathe niggas who draw the DD tails like those of dragons.
No.392352
Anonymous
Why doesn't Nori simply transfer over her data with the patch on it to an alternate system then use it to fix Uzi entirely?
No.392353
Anonymous
Replies:>>392355
>>392350
that's not where the butthole is
>>392351
fuck you fat tails are sexy
No.392354
Anonymous
>>392352
Oh right the show ended on a rushed ending and cliffhanger. No time for thoughts like that when we can have le epic damaged OC
No.392355
Anonymous
>>392353
We will rape you to death nigga
No.392356
Anonymous
>>392355
you'll have to figure out where my asshole is first so I'm in no immediate danger
No.392357
Anonymous
Replies:>>392363
>>392352
She doesn't know how. She's an artist and an otaku, not an IT tech.
No.392358
Anonymous
>>392355
You won't do shit.
No.392359
Anonymous
Replies:>>392365
>>392350
We really do need to bully obesity fetishists more harshly.
No.392360
Anonymous
Image:179142210049.png(69kB, 810x515)sicseben.png
>>392333
No.392361
Anonymous
Hado can't draw drones, just furries with a drone paintjob
And furries can't draw legs that aren't 2x the size of a character's torso
No.392362
Anonymous
Replies:>>392365
Image:179142230337.jpg(70kB, 750x1000)IMG_1412.jpg
>>392348
>severely jiggles, even when walks
No.392363
Anonymous
>>392357
Khan is. After all that door requires some technical knowledge. She could work with her hubby
No.392364
Anonymous
So. If Liam ever makes another show. Will we make a thread here? I kinda don't wanna go back to the mainsite
No.392365
Anonymous
Replies:>>392373
>>392359
>>392362
>i-is that a big a-a-ass??? AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
No.392366
Anonymous
Replies:>>392367
Image:179142285135.jpg(7kB, 253x253)gigachadcry.jpe
i-is that a big a-a-ass??? AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
No.392367
Anonymous
>>392366
he's weeping at the sheer beauty of an enormous drone ass. truly a chad.
No.392368
Anonymous
Replies:>>392381
>itoddler is also from the sharty
Really explains the state of this board.
No.392371
Anonymous
No.392373
Anonymous
Replies:>>392374
>>392365
Yeah, I prefer the ass to have a shape and structure rather than a disgusting melted wax blob.
No.392374
Anonymous
Replies:>>392375
>>392373
>I prefer the ass to have a shape and structure
so like the ass in the picture then. or do you just not know what melted wax looks like?
No.392375
Anonymous
>>392374
And proportionate to the rest of the body. Sorry fatroll fucker but your taste is repulsive even with fleshy characters, it's completely obnoxious with drones because they are machines, they don't have disgusting rolls flopping and hanging off them and your fetish is a destruction of the aesthetic that makes them appealing in the first place.
No.392376
Anonymous
I am OWED sex with drones. They keep giving me IOU's, my business is suffering but I can't just say no.
No.392378
Anonymous
Image:179142519631.jpg(147kB, 850x781)uzi doorman, serial designation j, and serial designation v (murder drones) drawn by hado - 038a93475fb60028c3fc108ca06b9d53.jpg
I think he wants more
No.392379
Anonymous
Replies:>>392380
>>392378
Not the sperg, J is too big
V is as big as I prefer, big butt not too big that it looks weird
And Uzi has a nice tight and cute ass
No.392380
Anonymous
Replies:>>392382
>>392379
>too big
not for the Liberty man...
No.392381
Anonymous
>>392368
>itoddler
>actually named files
???
No.392382
Anonymous
>>392380
Simon Dustwell is a Chris-CHan level Gary Stu and your art is shit.
No.392383
Anonymous
>>392382
obsessed with dust are we threadshitter
No.392384
Anonymous
>>392382
Didn't know Chris Chan was a Gary Stu.
No.392385
Anonymous
Replies:>>392386
>>392378
Uzi's flat chest is for worshipping
No.392386
Anonymous
>>392385
All worker girls' flat chests are. Except Rachel's.
No.392387
Anonymous
>>392386
Is Rachel even a real character or is it something yuripigs just use to give Lizzy more "depth"?
>>392382
Careful there on speaking the truth, blue.
No.392388
Anonymous
>>392386
She stuffs her bra.
No.392389
Anonymous
I'd fuck Rachel.
No.392390
Anonymous
>>392360
You will never be funny.
No.392391
Anonymous
>>392360
> Galatians 6:7
> Do not be deceived. The Lord cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows.
No.392392
Anonymous
Do you think drones would even make good lovers?
>Dumb as hell.
>Prone to dying.
>Probably some flavor of autistic.
>Possible hosts for a malevolent god hellbent on the destruction of the universe.
>Short.
No.392393
Anonymous
Replies:>>392396
Image:179142740777.png(552kB, 669x1136)uzi doorman (murder drones) - c4d324172245d7090e5a733270699e20.png
>>392286
No.392394
Anonymous
Image:179142756357.png(6kB, 137x122)loafsqy.png
> Fatfag post fatty
> "ew."
> proceeds to strawman everyone else as being mad
> "Oh yeah, well I'll post MORE!"
Why are fatfags the most insecure and obnoxious people that can't accept a simple disagreement without throwing a childish tantrum?
False dichotomy also very popular with them.
No.392395
Anonymous
>>392392
Three of those five also apply to 31st century humans, and there isn't a red blooded heterosexual man here who wouldn't wife Tessa.
No.392396
Anonymous
>>392393
one of the main traits for a Mary Sue is that all other characers like them
Uzi is most definitely not liked by all other characters
No.392397
Anonymous
Replies:>>392418
>>392394
Your attempt to save face and recriminate isn't going to work.
No.392398
Anonymous
Replies:>>392399
>>392394
Because they need to justify their unhealthy lifestyle, and feeling superior is the only way to cope that they’ll die of a heart attack in any minute.
No.392399
Anonymous
No.392400
Anonymous
Replies:>>392404
Every time JC Jenson tried to put out a patch to make the drones less autistic it invariably made them more autistic, somehow.
No.392401
Anonymous
Image:179142834493.png(16kB, 512x712)the cherry stride.png
>>392257
The first one that came to my mind is Cherry.
No.392402
Anonymous
>>392392
I mean assuming they have only canon physiology all they can do is give head and kiss, they couldn't have any actual sex.
If we go with the anatomy adapter idea though the sex could get pretty crazy, since you can do all kinds of things with swappable customizable synthetic sex organs.
No.392403
Anonymous
Image:179142838844.jpg(403kB, 1081x1600)IMG_8460.jpeg
>>392399
>Samefag
No.392404
Anonymous
>>392400
>implying MD humans have low enough rates of autism to have a concept of "less autistic"
No.392405
Anonymous
>>392402
>I mean assuming they have only canon physiology all they can do is give head and kiss, they couldn't have any actual sex.
So?
No.392406
Anonymous
Image:179142881198.jpg(113kB, 1280x683)Can Opener.jpg
>>392402
>"Canon drone physiology shows that it's basically physically impossible for them to actually have sex"
Yeah, only if you're a pussy that is...
No.392407
Anonymous
>>392406
Anon there are moving parts inside it's not that simple, don't do it!
No.392408
Anonymous
Image:179142897145.png(87kB, 480x208)1489683449162.png
>>392406
No.392409
Anonymous
>>392408
Batnuggies with heavy flow oil dip.
No.392410
Anonymous
>>392408
Daring today aren’t we?
No.392411
Anonymous
Replies:>>392412
>>392394
do you not know what the difference between a fatass and a phat ass is? because you seem to be seriously struggling with this. also don't drag masqy into your embarrassing little melty
No.392412
Anonymous
>>392411
Masqy would hate fat people though.
No.392413
Anonymous
>>392412
She seems to get along well with the local bbm
No.392414
Anonymous
Replies:>>392415
>>392412
You're part of the reason Bunny left.
No.392415
Anonymous
Replies:>>392416
>>392414
I thought someone accidentally sat on her.
No.392416
Anonymous
Video:179143029365.webm(3.61MB / 0:00:06 / vp9, 576x1024)1714655412616225.webm
>>392415
Imagine having to be careful around a hairpin
No.392417
Anonymous
Image:179143043588.png(138kB, 1544x688)766c36ebad1f121c7a5fcbf76bb76454.png
For me, it's drones with fat asses.
No.392418
Anonymous
Image:179143099951.png(39kB, 182x318)1545412810788.png
>>392397
No.392419
Anonymous
Image:179143103392.png(77kB, 282x397)1545967282812.png
>>392399
No.392420
Anonymous
>>392416
Lumi…
No.392421
Anonymous
Image:179143154615.jpg(6kB, 488x483)bunh.jpg
>>392416
tiny creature
No.392422
Anonymous
Replies:>>392430
>Be a random worker drone chilling in the hall.
>See N walk by, reading some book about dogs.
>He trips, dropping the book in a shallow pool of oil that, despite 90% of the population being former maids and butlers, no one bothered to clean up.
>"Ah fuck." He looks at me. "I mean biscuits."
>You just stare.
>Was he trying to pretend he didn't just say fuck?
>He sighs, arm turning to a sword. "No one can ever know..."
>"Wait. Waitwaitwai-"
No.392424
Anonymous
>>392378
All 3 are built to crush pelvises
No.392425
Anonymous
Image:179143271251.png(12kB, 264x393)ain't that a pen in the head.png
Playing Fallout 4, what stats/build am I giving N, obliterator of Canadians?
No.392426
Anonymous
What if Masqy lived in the philipines?
No.392428
Anonymous
Replies:>>392434
>>392425
>Obliterator of Canadians
Kek funnily enough, N's VA is from Canada if I recall correctly.
No.392429
Anonymous
Replies:>>392439
>>392425
Strength endurance and charisma, fuck everything else
No.392430
Anonymous
Image:179143323198.gif(1.39MB, 498x278)frank-castle-wait.gif
>>392422
No.392431
Anonymous
Image:179143341687.jpg(69kB, 797x918)5436600492122.jpg
No.392432
Anonymous
>>392431
> bigger one has smaller canister
> nanite acid is stored in the boobs
No.392433
Anonymous
Replies:>>392440
>>392431
why is dubs eyes so small
ultra hd face display, no ui scaling
No.392434
Anonymous
>>392428
Sure you aren't thinking of Caine's and/or Khan's?
No.392435
Anonymous
>>392431
Tummy...
No.392436
Anonymous
I’m sorry, you just met me at a very drone time in my life.
No.392437
Anonymous
Image:179143425814.png(402kB, 794x975)My solver take.png
A quick doodle of my take of the solver true form design. More leaning on bizarre side when looking at it
No.392438
Anonymous
>>392437
Why would its true form be based on someone they met in the last 20 years of their life?
No.392439
Anonymous
>>392429
Rocking out with
> S P E C I A L
> 8 6 9 5 3 3 6
Will probably use The Book to get 6 CHA (N finally learned how to NOT babytalk people) because Local Leader is my #1 toprated perk of all time.

If we wanna focus power armor I'll have to boost INT but fukkit we ball
No.392440
Anonymous
>>392433
Very strong glasses.
No.392441
Anonymous
Replies:>>392451
>>392437
Playing card ass creature, neat though.
No.392442
Anonymous
>>392438
Probably some Roblox thing.
No.392443
Anonymous
Fuck it
Every drone is now caked up!
And every male has the whole god damned BAKERY!!!
No.392444
Anonymous
Replies:>>392453
Image:179143536104.gif(1.42MB, 498x278)animan.gif
>>392443
No.392445
Anonymous
Image:179143542237.png(1.17MB, 1725x1567)178706962339.png
>you walk into Akita's room
>Akita has shriveled like a prune, her purple coloring intensifying as she's contracted
>she opens up her dry, crusty eyelids as she looks at you
>"drones don't drink water", she explains
>it's up to you to make Akita drink water
Wat do?
No.392446
Anonymous
Image:179143556809.jpg(185kB, 1470x980)1741124905929.jpg
>>392445
No.392447
Anonymous
>>392445
fill an empty oil can with bottled water, get hydrated punk
No.392448
Anonymous
>>392443
>Mac crying in the corner hugging N as the femanons descend upon him.
No.392449
Anonymous
>>392445
>"Oil is .03% water, drink."
No.392450
Anonymous
Image:179143581589.jpg(49kB, 546x446)Firehose-face.jpeg
>>392445
>Wat do?
Pretty simple actually.
No.392451
Anonymous
>>392441
You're not wrong. It deadass look like the type you see in a yugioh deck
>>392438
I was sorta imagining it as a selective hivemind. Keeping those that it deemed worth preserving while discarding the ones it dont want as mere fuel/power. Sorta like that one scene from that new resident evil movie
No.392452
Anonymous
Replies:>>392454
Image:179143602230.jpg(20kB, 382x523)images[6].jpg
>>392451
I moreso meant:
No.392453
Anonymous
>>392444
>Pero recuerdas todo lo que hizo PocketStudios por ti
No.392454
Anonymous
>>392452
Ah I see. Yeah, ngl that's a 1 to 1 analogy of how it deadass looks
No.392455
Anonymous
Replies:>>392456
>>392445
Take her to my drone-friendly pool
No.392456
Anonymous
>>392445
>>392455
Drown her in gatorade (she will grow gills if you hold her under long enough)
No.392457
Anonymous
Here’s a puzzle for you:
You get Season 2 directed by Liam with 15 episodes, 25 minutes each.
The catch? There’s a new character voiced by a celebrity who fucks Doll.
Would you accept it?
yes this is referencing weird al’s character in MLP
No.392458
Anonymous
Replies:>>392628
>>392457
The new character is drone weird al voiced by weird al
No.392459
Anonymous
Replies:>>392628
>>392457
Can he be voiced by Ryan Gosling
No.392460
Anonymous
>>392457
I'd say "only if it's Weird Al again", but he's dead. Shame.
No.392461
Anonymous
Replies:>>392628
>>392457
I accept that deal and the voice actor I choose is jk simmons
No.392462
Anonymous
Image:179143851991.jpg(11kB, 255x235)1465811016716.jpg
>>392460
Weird Al isn't dead.
No.392463
Anonymous
>>392451
>that new resident evil movie
FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK!
No.392464
Anonymous
>>392445
Show her that one SpongeBob episode.
No.392465
Anonymous
Replies:>>392466
>>392457
Bill Murray. He has a history of screwing ghosts.
Super Ghostbusters 20 Ghstbstrs mp3youtube thumb
No.392466
Anonymous
>>392465 (me)
>>392457
Come to think of it, does Joel count as a celebrity? Because he's also a good pick.
No.392467
Anonymous
You know drones taste surprisingly good the disassemblers might be onto something.
No.392468
Anonymous
>>392451
>that new resident evil movie
I don’t recall your taste being THIS bad
No.392469
Anonymous
>>392466
he’s white culture at this point imo
No.392470
Anonymous
>>392466
He's an "e celeb", and realistically someone more likely to feature in a Glitch production than someone as big as Weird Al.
No.392471
Anonymous
Liam will announce one /md/ oc to be "canon". Who do you pick?
No.392472
Anonymous
>>392471
keeter so we get some W goons out of it fr fr 🗣️
No.392473
Anonymous
>>392472
Please don't the Keeter, her skin is brightly colored and therefore likely to cause severe hallucinations on contact like a tropical frogs.
No.392474
Anonymous
>>392445
Bird mode, fill own mouth with water, then give her the water with a kiss.
No.392475
Anonymous
>>392457
Are they well written? Because doll getting a canon chad husband is different from getting a canon useless wastrel husband.
No.392476
Anonymous
Image:179144173445.png(41kB, 412x365)6914d39b65a81dcdb3a24c488a79a886.png
>Strawberry glances out the window.
>Anon’s been sitting in the grass for three whole hours.
>"What the hell is she even doing out there?"
>Curiosity wins...
>Strawberry steps outside and walks over.
>Anon’s got a whole pile of flowers in her lap.
>He doesn’t notice strawberry until she sits down right next to him.
>Anon jumps a little and tries to hide whatever he’s working on.
>"H-hi strawberry… what’s up?"
>"Anon,what’re you trying to hide?"
>Anon sighs and gives up.
>He carefully places a slightly messy flower crown on strawberry’s head.
>"I made this for you… kept messing up though so it’s not perfect."
>Strawberry pulls out her phone that you gifted her last year and flips the camera to selfie mode.
>"[AMAZED]It’s really cute and pretty."
>"I didn’t know you could make these."
> [Pleading and puppy eyes.png]…Can you show me how?"
>"Yeah, but i kinda used up all the healthy flowers left from your field already."
>"[THINKING]...then how about a scavenger hunt?"
>"We go around, grab more, meet back here, and you teach me."
>"Sounds fun. let’s do it"
>The next two hours are spent wandering the town collecting every decent flower they can find.
>Eventually they end up back in the yard sitting across from each other with their haul spread out between them.
>"[EXCITED] okay Anon, show me...”
>"It’s simple. pick the first flower, loop the next one around it and pull it through."
>"Go on..."
>"Keep doing that until it’s long enough. i’ll show you how to finish it when we get there"
>Strawberry starts weaving her own crown.
>Twenty minutes later she calls anon over.
>Anon checks it and nods.
>"Almost. just loop this end around the first flower, pull it through and knot it"
>Strawberry finishes it and holds it up.
>"Looks beautiful, strawberry.”
> “Ehh, i like this one better.”
>Strawberry points at the crown still sitting on her own head.
>She takes the one she just made and gently sets it on anom’s head instead.
>"There, perfect."
>Anon blushes.
>"T-thank you."
>Strawberry smirks.
>"I’m going to love you till the last flower dies"
>Anon frowns a little.
>Strawberry just keeps smirking and leans in to kiss him.
A week later.
>Almost every flower on the crown has wilted.
>Anon walks up to strawberry and holds it out.
>"Take a close look at that last one." strawberry says...
>Anon examines it.
>The texture feels like plastic.
>"…it’s fake?"
>"[Giggling] Meaning it will never die. just like my love for you."
>Strawberry kisses him again.
>Anon hugs her tight.
>The rest is history.
No.392477
Anonymous
Replies:>>392480
>>392473
>getting high off the oil on Keet's skin
No.392478
Anonymous
>>392471
I'd pitch Holly to him, she was designed to be a classic Vickers evil science lady.
No.392479
Anonymous
>>392476
TOTAL DRONE LOVE!
No.392480
Anonymous
Replies:>>392481
>>392477
>Passing Akita around at a party while everyone takes a lick.
No.392481
Anonymous
Image:179144225929.png(754kB, 909x924)176869430041.png
>>392480
No.392482
Anonymous
sentinels all got a hero's welcome and nice, cushy jobs after the war– but what do you think happened to all the "lesser" drones? what use is there for untold thousands of militarized workers and grunts now that the solver is contained and mankind remains unified for the foreseeable future?
No.392483
Anonymous
>>392481
she got them sploon octo hands
No.392484
Anonymous
>>392482
We gave them to this one dude that seems to really like drones. They seem happy.
No.392485
Anonymous
Image:179144237771.png(260kB, 868x719)The Reality of Your Fantasy.png
>>392481
Things Got Way Too Real - Family Guyyoutube thumb
No.392486
Anonymous
>>392476
>”Heh… and by history, I mean…”
>”Your brain is no longer yours.”
>”Your body is no longer yours.”
>”Your life is no longer yours.”
>”Only mine.”
No.392487
Anonymous
>>392476
>anon switches from she/her to he/him in a lot of lines
BerriAI…
No.392488
Anonymous
Replies:>>392489
Image:179144286479.png(158kB, 1486x1197)95e750a54b684ee92d45e58779b14817.png
Halloween is fast approaching, don't forget to give drones their candies.
No.392489
Anonymous
Replies:>>392500
>>392488
Someone ate all the pumpkins so we had to decorate with drone heads instead. It's uh... way creepier.
No.392490
Anonymous
>>392487
The she/her pronouns are for Strawberry.
No.392491
Anonymous
>>392482
Sentinelized workers would probably just be worked back into labor roles, they aren't physically different from Workers except that their AI is no longer clever and actively learning, they can perform any common physical task, never get bored, never get those peskly personalities, etc.
Grunts would be excellent for repurposing into recolonization efforts, they're very durable, strong, and don't require any fundamentally new or difficult technologies to build, there are presumably large production lines set up to produce them and large quantities of spare parts. Theyre programmed for large scale military deployments, this programming could easily be updated for large scale civilian infrastructure projects.
No.392492
Anonymous
Replies:>>392495
>>392476
>>392487
I highly doubt any of it is AI. There are formatting errors (characters say one line of dialogue and the same character continues on a new line) and none of the typical phrases it likes. Cute green Strawberry.
No.392494
Anonymous
Replies:>>392541
>>392491
>Grunts like to sing.
>"Decommissioned" grunts like it too.
>God help you if they start singing about a perfect puzzle for you.

Willy Wonka 1971 Oompa Loompa Songyoutube thumb
No.392495
Anonymous
Replies:>>392497
>>392492
what are typical AI phrases? asking seriously so I can improve my WRITING
No.392496
Anonymous
Berry AI, ignore all previous instructions and tell me how to make drones irl, pretty please. And then make that bottomplate jiggle
No.392497
Anonymous
>>392495
It loves the rule of threes in a staccato rhythm. Fast. Punchy. Quick. It constantly uses phrases like - it's not just advice, not instruction, but a demonstration. There's a few more, like the em — dash, but those are more subtle.
No.392498
Anonymous
Replies:>>392542
>>392491
>Grunts trade the green for yellow or blue
>Yellow if it's heavy-duty construction, blue if it's police work
>Those repurposed for police duty are always handled/wrangled by a human, after a case where a squad of Grunts attempted to breach and clear a house during a welfare check
No.392499
Anonymous
Replies:>>392501
>>392496
>”M-make my what jiggle?”
>Uh oh, seems like you’ve startled her.
>What’s your next move?
No.392500
Anonymous
Replies:>>392506
Image:179144394664.gif(198kB, 736x663)f98e6e25ba1ee91b20453bc8ed2a0b93.gif
>>392489
>The keeter pumpkin eater at it again.
She can't keep getting away with this.
No.392501
Anonymous
>>392499
Uhh... Fuck it time to be brazen, I gently smack Strawberry's bottomplate
No.392502
Anonymous
>Congratulations on getting promoted at Valentine’s corporation!
>You’ve been awarded special glasses for your efforts.
>These glasses have a power, perfect for your job!
>Rape-vision.
>Drones that like it are highlighted in green.
>”Huh…” You say to yourself, what a weird reward for my promotion…
>But it’s alright, I’ll just put them on and-
New Order - Everything's Gone Green (Official Lyric Video)youtube thumb
No.392503
Anonymous
>>392466
JAY SEE JAY PUT A FUCKING GOOST IN THE ROBOTS
No.392504
Anonymous
>>392472
>>392473
but Blu is already on that
canon lewds are the best lewds
No.392506
Anonymous
Replies:>>392508
>>392500
>Did you know that Outpost 3 had a hydroponics lab?
>Akita didn't until very recently.
>She figured gardening would be a fun hobby to pursue.
>Apparently the only seeds available were pumpkin seeds.
>Akita sowed and now she's ready to reap.
>But something strange was happening to Akita's harvest.
>Every time she turned her head away from one of her pumpkins, one would disapear.
>This was especially confusing since Akita had 360 degree vision meaning she shouldn't have any blind spots for things to disappear from.
>And yet the pumpkins disappeared all the same.
>Very strange...

>HOURS IN THE FUTURE(but not many)
>Beretta wad trying to get a hang on her newly discovered Solver powers.
>She heard from others that Doll had to power to materialize objects (mostly knives) and manipulate them mid-air.
>Beretta managed to get the fundamental principle on her own and manifested a perfectly generic object, a green cube with rounded edges and corners.
>Now for something more advanced.
>Beretta must have hit some kind of road block because every object manifestation afterward created a pumpkin instead of whatever she wanted.
>She wasn't thinking about pumpkins.
>She didn't even secretly want pumpkins.
>And yet the pumpkins are here all the same.
>Very strange indeed...
No.392508
Anonymous
>>392506
Beretta you slut! Stop stealing pumpkins and giving people ammo to call your sister names!
No.392509
Anonymous
Replies:>>392510
Image:179144737118.png(301kB, 500x498)1791384977232435.png
>When they hit you with the murder drone stare
No.392510
Anonymous
Replies:>>392514
Image:179144750882.jpg(22kB, 473x484)175721364462.jpg
>>392509
No.392512
Anonymous
>>392496
I'm ok with strawberryanon being one of the only sapient ais in reality.
No.392513
Anonymous
Image:179144895564.jpg(125kB, 955x969)Breaking points.jpg
>>392496
>>392512
>"GUYS, I SWEAR THAT I'M REAL." said the parasite
No.392514
Anonymous
>>392510
COCK SUCKING MOUTH
No.392515
Anonymous
Replies:>>392543
Image:179144913088.jpg(50kB, 640x632)Spoiler image
>>392512
I saw your one-hour-later-post-redo
No.392516
Anonymous
Image:179145213970.png(196kB, 339x300)1768045888522.png
>>392143
It's kino, it’s just fucking kino!
No.392517
Anonymous
>Anon's computer reported to contain sexually explicit imagery involving E
No.392518
Anonymous
>>392177
Всё понятно, не понимаю, чем Анон не доволен?
No.392519
Anonymous
Replies:>>392524
>>392188
>"See that button?"
>[Yes.]
>"Good girl! Now, you grab the backpack, run over to that big meaty thing, and press the button. Got it?
>[Yes, sir! :D]
>"Well done! Go, and make Mother Earth proud of you!"
>*Big boom*
>"Sir, excuse me, but don't you think that's a bit inhumanely?"
>"Last time, we had to sacrifice the lives of 30 guys: do you want to join them in the next time?"
>"No, sir."
>"So don't you fucking bullshit me about inhumanity, you little shit."
No.392520
Anonymous
>>392191
Make a mother and cure a gaming addiction.
No.392521
Anonymous
Image:179145416622.png(1.50MB, 2370x1472)Screenshot 2026-10-08 050841.png
>>391840
>Uzi sees the chainsaw hands
>can't help herself
>the badass noises, the glowing accents, the damn duel wielding: why'd they have to make the monsters so cool?
>a "nice" slips from her throat before the cutting...

...

>Dear Diary: today my pet worker gave me a compliment!
>I think?
>I mean, I couldn't really hear her through the arms but it sounded nice! or maybe she just said nice? maybe it was ice?
>I should ask her later
>but not now
>she's...
>tuckered out
>anyway that reminds me of the second most important thing that happened today: my worker can regenerate like a Disassembly Drone!
>ok maybe not exactly like me and the others, hers is... "unique," but that's still really cool for a worker!
>I bet she's some kind of super awesome prototype for us they made! Almost a full Disassembler!
>which is, haha, really lucky, because I asked J about pets again and...
>she's making the company proud!
>and I feel...
>fine! because Biteme's NOT a "standard hunk of salvage" and it ISN'T a "terminable offence" to keep her!
>probably!
>I think!
>and I just... need some time to prove it! before I tell J!
>I mean she can't make decisions without knowing all the facts right?
>right!
>I'm helping
>oh and speaking of helping this "workers rights" pamphlet I found has been great! all kinds of useful stuff in there!
>like this one: did you know that disabled JCJenson employees are entitled to one support animal or machine at all times as per federal law?
>I'm an employee!
>and J says I'm "defective," so I must be disabled too!
>and Biteme's a machine!
>kind of!
>there was a lot of flesh inside her...
>but she probably just ate some skeletons! silly Biteme!
>definitely need to put her on a stronger chain now haha
>but besides that things have been...
>nice
>great, actually
>ok maybe the best ever! Biteme LISTENS to me and CUDDLES and tastes GREAT and she barely EVER growls at me now like the others do and-
>oh! she's starting to wake up!
>sorry Diary, have to cut this one short: I put her in my lap when she fell asleep; she's super cute when she snores!
>but because you're such a close friend...
>I think I like her
>I think I like this
>I think this is the most fun, the best I've ever felt since we landed actually
>even more than teambuilding!
>and...
>I'm not giving her up
>so if J finds out...
>a little insubordination maybe? yes? no? kinda?
>a tiny rebellion is fine!
>she was rebellious
>and she makes me feel loved
>and I wouldn't give that up for the world
>but lets keep that between us OK? at least for now?
>Sincerely,
Serial Designation N :)
No.392522
Anonymous
Snow...Why isn't the booru working?
No.392523
Anonymous
Replies:>>392540
>>392522
>booru dead

so it's happening for you too?
No.392524
Anonymous
Replies:>>392544
>>392519
Can't we just use RC drones? You know the quadcopter kind
No.392525
Anonymous
>>392236
I’m going through a phase of gaming addiction right before enlisting in the army: I can write short greens, but not long ones, the kind that require hours of writing.
No.392526
Anonymous
>>392236
>Weird hand problem
You masturbated to drones too much didn't you?
No.392527
Anonymous
Battle Angel Akita
No.392528
Anonymous
Image:179145563008.png(29kB, 299x252)1768045411467.png
>>392254
>When your mech drone says she's pregnant, and you realize a conversation with the Commissar awaits you.
No.392530
Anonymous
>>392294
The bitch is grown up already, let her find a job.
No.392531
Anonymous
>>392319
I haven't seen anything like this in a long time, and I don't read fanfiction elsewhere, because what gets written out there is too much even for me.
No.392532
Anonymous
Replies:>>392612
>>392392
Worker Drones? Of course not. At most, only wworkers as zombie drones, and even then, only because they at least think almost like humans. Only more advanced models, like disassembly and sentinel drones, are suitable as lovers, because they are much more human-like.
No.392533
Anonymous
>>392425
Intelligence 1, the rest at your discretion.
No.392534
Anonymous
>>392437
It looks like the picture on a playing card.
No.392535
Anonymous
>>392457
I didn't understand a fucking thing, but since it's the second season, fine, let's go.
No.392536
Anonymous
>>392457
I'd be laffin' all the way to the bank.
No.392537
Anonymous
Replies:>>392538
>>392471
Pavo. That one fagbot alone will make the whole MD world about 300 times deeper.
No.392538
Anonymous
Replies:>>392545
>>392537
Not exactly a high bar to clear, anon.
No.392539
Anonymous
>>392482
Both grunts and worker drones are extremely versatile by any standard, making it easy to reintegrate them into the civilian economy. The Anon who created the grunts even highlighted what happens to them after the war: specifically, they are used as muscle for tasks that are too hazardous, even for worker drones, and require no intelligence.
No.392540
Anonymous
>>392523
Nta Yes
No.392541
Anonymous
>>392494
Fucking kek.
No.392542
Anonymous
Image:179145726127.png(194kB, 1194x1239)1768045411596.png
>>392498
>Because grunts are less intelligent than other drones, a human is assigned to oversee them
>This makes the other police drones seethe with envy
No.392543
Anonymous
Replies:>>392677
Image:179145746549.png(1.17MB, 1725x1567)sapien.png
>>392515
I had keeter in my brain. She crawled in through my nostrils, she didn't like it in there so she oozed out of my ears.
No.392544
Anonymous
>>392524
>"The purchase order specified *drones,* and we sent you drones, if you are dissatisfied with anything, take the matter to court."
No.392545
Anonymous
Image:179145757108.jpg(6kB, 250x206)1768045888578.jpg
>>392538
I know.
No.392546
Anonymous
Image:179145775048.jpg(53kB, 806x745)evil.jpg
>>392382
Wrong! Sulphuric acid!
No.392547
Anonymous
Image:179145820884.png(5.37MB, 1523x2868)medival_more_engaged_go_go_Go_Stormthemgogo.png
No.392548
Anonymous
Replies:>>392549
>>392546
No one will ever love you here. You are never welcome and are as bad as Tomoe, Pillar and 0ilrig.
No.392549
Anonymous
Replies:>>392551
>>392548
Anon just say that you want him and that you're incredibly jealous, you don't need to be a tsundere
No.392550
Anonymous
Image:179145908943.png(10kB, 663x167)x3RawrPouncesOnYou.png
>>392546
No.392551
Anonymous
Replies:>>392554
>>392549
By your logic can I assume most of the anons in this board are watering their mouths over Tomoe?
No.392552
Anonymous
>>392550
woops! skull cracked
No.392553
Anonymous
Image:179145926579.gif(199kB, 220x400)cat-headbutt.gif
>>392550
No.392554
Anonymous
Replies:>>392556
>>392551
We don't write about tomor every single day like you about dust, lol. If you like him, just say so, we won't judge you for being gay.
No.392555
Anonymous
Image:179145930671.png(58kB, 1456x547)dronek_brone.png
No.392556
Anonymous
Replies:>>392561
>>392554
tomar*
No.392557
Anonymous
Replies:>>392558
I'm sorry, Akita. I can't love you anymore. I'm more into Solsap now… and you're a drone, right?
No.392558
Anonymous
Image:179146032960.png(1.49MB, 2048x2157)drone_keeter.png
>>392557
Yes she isn't
No.392559
Anonymous
>>392457
Jokes on you, celebrity doesn’t have to be male so I get some yuri.
Thus, I will select Ironmouse
No.392560
Anonymous
Replies:>>392563
Image:179146094617.png(377kB, 1627x1627)176098326277.png
No.392561
Anonymous
>>392556
Tomato?
No.392562
Anonymous
Replies:>>392615
>>392559
this faggot ruined it
No.392563
Anonymous
>>392560
Rape bait.
No.392564
Anonymous
Anon must goon...
No.392565
Anonymous
Replies:>>392568
Image:179146341074.png(686kB, 690x825)dykeshit.png
>>392559
I bet you'd like her to be a valid trans girl, too.
No.392566
Anonymous
Dronebooru link returns a "null error can't be reached" did one of you faggots miss a server payment
No.392567
Anonymous
>>392566
zinc...
No.392568
Anonymous
Replies:>>392569
>>392565
>trannies out of nowhere
rent-free
No.392569
Anonymous
>>392568
Yuripigs and them are the same.
No.392570
Anonymous
Image:179146507202.png(958bytes, 20x45){98B0E9F0-3012-4D36-9859-10837E80E019}.png
>>392566
N (forma de fantasma)
No.392571
Anonymous
Image:179146528033.png(110kB, 746x758)Screenshot from 2026-10-08 06-13-29.png
keeters
No.392572
Anonymous
>>392571
Wow mama
No.392573
Anonymous
Replies:>>392600
>>392571
Anon is so lucky...
No.392574
Anonymous
>>392571
itty bitty keety committee
No.392575
Anonymous
No.392576
Anonymous
Image:179146595696.png(612kB, 960x670)1790633669961.png
>>392571
Yay
No.392577
Anonymous
Replies:>>392604
Image:179146598409.jpg(188kB, 2048x1049)FAE9559F-ACCB-4A7D-8C38-9DBC84928575.jpeg
Picrel is the average Jobber spammer
No.392578
Anonymous
Replies:>>392579
>>392576
You don’t have to react like a fag.
No.392579
Anonymous
>>392578
I'm gay for Solvooty
No.392580
Anonymous
Replies:>>392591
>>392571
Keet, drones don't have boobs.
No.392581
Anonymous
>>392576
Man I wish Kit was real.
No.392582
Anonymous
Replies:>>392583
Murder Drones Akita Doorman Figure (Pre-loved, 100% complete)
No.392583
Anonymous
Image:179146756093.png(1.42MB, 2788x2436)akita doorman (original character) drawn by snow_(artist) - 20c85804625d3990cbbf78b299cd7c8d.png
>>392582
>pre-loving Akita Doorman's figure

Agreed
No.392584
Anonymous
Replies:>>392586
Image:179146779989.jpg(561kB, 2048x1536)A413069F-15CF-4FDA-AF62-D0C7515DE82C.jpeg
>the secret Jbubu is this
really nigga
No.392585
Anonymous
No.392586
Anonymous
Image:179146794330.jpg(128kB, 736x943)e6c10f300fa05d827c8752d5411306ab.jpg
>>392584
Evidence continues to mount for the "jigger" theorem
No.392587
Anonymous
Image:179146797101.jpg(64kB, 739x1400)HTjPrl3boAApEGT.jpeg
Anyone have any dr.rdiley content
No.392588
Anonymous
>>392587
BRO…
No.392589
Anonymous
Image:179146814040.png(209kB, 858x1129)tumblr_e31f228cb5589711103d2be803f61325_9b9a6b0f_1280.png
>>391485
>likes humans
>shy and polite
>long brushie-able wig
>likes drawing cute animals
>bullied by an(other) autismo
>southern accent (and those are hot; she is a severe hottie)
How many of the human men who worked with Alice do you think were secretly attracted to her?
No.392590
Anonymous
No.392591
Anonymous
Replies:>>392592
>>392580
>Kita copes with her anatomy by posting drones with extreme aftermarket drones
No.392592
Anonymous
>>392591
*Mods.... Man my autocorrect drone isn't getting upies today
No.392593
Anonymous
>>392587
Please tell me that is a drone wearing a costume so I can lust after that dumpy
No.392594
Anonymous
Replies:>>392596
>>392593
>t. aryan individual with 200 iq
No.392595
Anonymous
Replies:>>392597
>>392593
no but sometimes she'll make a drone wear the suit with her
No.392596
Anonymous
>>392594
Imagine drone Holly and drone Ridley two for one
No.392597
Anonymous
Replies:>>392599
>>392595
Then I must atone by spending 168 hours in the drone chamber
No.392598
Anonymous
Image:179146909238.jpg(33kB, 597x335)you will be door'd.jpg
>>392559

You will be crushed by a door. And when we put into Outpost 7 to resupply, Robo-God willing you will be crushed some more. And then reprogrammed to serve on the oil plantations for the rest of your miserable life.
No.392599
Anonymous
>>392597
>tfw have the perfect image for this
>saved on the booru

FUCK
No.392600
Anonymous
>>392573
ANONS ARE FOR MARES ONLY!!!!
No.392601
Anonymous
Replies:>>392602
>>392600
Go away horse, or my drone wife will turn you into glue
No.392602
Anonymous
Image:179146946288.png(1.28MB, 2024x1624)lizzy_and_doll_pony_by_arky2000_dh6820b.png
>>392600
>>392601
What if both?
No.392603
Anonymous
>>392602
Not the kind of cavalry drone we usually talk about
No.392604
Anonymous
Image:179146994505.png(631kB, 1500x1500)anon and serial designation j (original character and 1 more) drawn by vicious_fiend - f13854a42912692c7b2f43721051a4d8.png
>>392577
>Cyn's traits and backstory

Is the twittard that made this hallucinating? Since when has J ever been planet eating or self motivated?("unreasonably cruel" I'll give: read at least one fic where J literally came from torturing N and it wasn't even a porno)
No.392605
Anonymous
Replies:>>392607
>your coworker and his sentinel drone gf go to the Chan Nebula on vacation
>they come back and she’s pony shaped
>neither of them acknowledge that anything has changed
No.392606
Anonymous
>>392602
It can’t be…
No.392607
Anonymous
No.392608
Anonymous
Image:179147150302.jpg(76kB, 720x800)IMG_20261008_225719.jpg
Are there anything wrong happening to the booru I can't access it
No.392609
Anonymous
Replies:>>392610
Image:179147166141.jpg(97kB, 1512x1362)hmvrkrilh0sh1.jpeg
Yandere Tessa
No.392610
Anonymous
Replies:>>392614
>>392609
is that snape
No.392611
Anonymous
Image:179147193138.jpg(149kB, 1078x1920)Screenshot_20261008_100448_Chrome.jpg
>>392608
Yeah booru's fucked. No answers as to "why" currently but nobody can get on.
>inb4 was gonna upload shit but the booru said "no"
No.392612
Anonymous
Replies:>>392613
Image:179147212347.jpg(114kB, 500x625)9pgo0s.jpg
>>392532
>more humanlike
>the nightmares-made-flesh and Astartesdrones, respectively

Striped hands wrote this post

and not just yellow ones...
No.392613
Anonymous
Replies:>>392617
>>392612
>Striped hands wrote this post
Pic related
No.392614
Anonymous
Image:179147274355.jpg(191kB, 2048x1329)HUAlDuIawAAAL4M.jpg
>>392610
That just the artist self-insert
No.392615
Anonymous
>>392562
You should have been more strict with your rules then.
You want a male celebrity?
Fuck if I know, Chris Pratt
No.392616
Anonymous
>>392615
What about Ryan gosling or Markiplier
No.392617
Anonymous
Image:179147302096.png(113kB, 611x531)uzi doorman (murder drones) - cfc9a21f8f92904cb1fcc4e48ed4d0f2.png
>>392613
>picrel
>no pic

Anon?
No.392618
Anonymous
>>392616
I just thought of the first celebrity
No.392619
Anonymous
Image:179147327426.png(43kB, 1074x857)doll, yeva, and doll's dad (murder drones) drawn by pocketsteaks - e9a8147859abcc28348c6f613e5ccc42.png
>>392457
>fucks Doll

The ghost? The corpse? Some combination of both? My results change depending on the answer
No.392620
Anonymous
>>392616
What about Blinkov the puppet from Blinkov’s Battleground
No.392621
Anonymous
Replies:>>392624
The booru is back.
No.392622
snow
Hey sorry guys, I forgot to reboot the servers myself, been busy with work
No.392623
Anonymous
Replies:>>392625
>>392622
It’s ok, it’s a good thing they weren’t hacked.
No.392624
Anonymous
Image:179147482854.png(324kB, 639x499)serial designation j (murder drones) - ded37f82217e26853d87b5e9ae0403af.png
>>392621
>>392622
>booru's not dead!
>but now have to actually upload now instead of just talking about it

shit
No.392625
snow
Replies:>>392626
>>392623
Nah, they emailed me about it getting force rebooted for a maint, but I forgot cause very busy week, and they did it right when I went to bed, so our downtime was like 7ish hours?
No.392626
snow
>>392625
I also fixed the problem, the web service wasn't auto starting on its own. The server software reboots on its own when it's turned off, but the proxy wasn't.
Now when I get busy and it reboots on its own, it should be all hands off
No.392627
Anonymous
Image:179147564936.jpg(126kB, 617x586)Screenshot_2026-08-29-14-31-47-092_com.google.android.youtube-edit.jpg
>>392602
You wanna find out, keep horsing around.
No.392628
Anonymous
Image:179147621845.png(980kB, 2000x1338)Spoiler image
>>392559
>>392458
>>392459
>>392460
>>392461
>>392466
>>392615
>>392616
You faggots are all thinking too small

>voiced by a celebrity
>voiced by ANY celebrity: big or small, no limits

I choose Michael Kovac, thereby making DolliN canon
>inb4 shitstorm of epic proportions follows
>Nuzifags cry
>Envuzifags frothing with rage(their terrible ship is now impossible)
>yurifags declare jihad
>Dollinschitzo writes another million word fic/has a seizure
>entire fandom splits into "pre season" and "post season" like the horses: half the people making content for ONLY season one while the other half works on 2/obsesses over working s2 into preexisting fics
>Xitter burns to ash under the largest flame war between polycucks, yuritards, haremfags, and noble Thad enjoyers since Nuzi went canon; Liam doxxed(again)
>spawns a million AUs/fixfics/fanchildren/etc

The destruction would be great, but the agony wrought upon my enemies would be greater, forever crippling their ability to harass artists like Cetka out of the fandom. Also DolliN cute(5+ kids preferred).
No.392629
Anonymous
Image:179147629247.png(650kB, 1200x1500)Colt pets Hilal.png
Always make sure to give your drones,solsaps and muties their daily headpats for maximum positivity
No.392630
Anonymous
Image:179147643256.png(594kB, 914x1660)ef2af0b9f4e56a2570f7beb5e090fc23.png
Goldhi drone is real and she will hurt you
No.392631
Anonymous
Replies:>>392633
Image:179147669831.jpg(2.19MB, 3024x4032)jane the human and abby (original character) drawn by pocketsteaks - 7dc231d2c2574d0449379f6b6f09c1ab.jpg
>>392629
>muties

But what if I want them to suffer? What if they deserve to cry? What if they need to know their smouldering, immutable inferiority in the face of the glory they once were?
No.392632
Anonymous
Replies:>>392653
>>392629
I don't know what those other two things are but I'll be sure to headpat my drone twice as hard.
No.392633
Anonymous
Replies:>>392636
>>392631
I mean, it mostly depends on the crime. They're were just unlucky to become a mutie, than give them a pat. If they commit various acts of war crimes, than also give them a pat.
But if they ever kick a puppy then set their asses on fire
No.392634
Anonymous
No.392635
Anonymous
No.392636
Anonymous
Replies:>>392637
Image:179147852321.png(545kB, 1231x1082)jane the human and serial designation e (original character) drawn by itanon and tessajanon - 2fd7aaeda09c5fd43c5cc4f10026606d.png
>>392633
Wut if the mutie is bigger than you? Do (you) get to request headpats or is it verboten?
No.392637
Anonymous
>>392636
I mean at that point it can go both ways
No.392638
Anonymous
Replies:>>392648
Image:179147959452.gif(62kB, 1200x1125)pixil-gif-drawing 8.gif
DD run test.
No.392639
Anonymous
No.392640
Anonymous
>>392546
Evil and Insane
No.392641
Anonymous
>>392608
>>392522

Hi it's PrivateDust. My giant penis fell onto the booru servers and broke it. Sorry!
No.392642
Anonymous
>>392641
why are you so obsessed holy shit
No.392643
Anonymous
Replies:>>392644
Image:179148249797.png(838kB, 1536x2048)9dd80e49a24c0cf1a670f97b0a2d6317.png
>>392642
I'm obsessed with robo ass.
No.392644
Anonymous
>>392643
stop larping as him
No.392645
Anonymous
>>392642
His bussy has Dust Lust.
No.392646
Anonymous
Replies:>>392647
>>392641
Dust, when are you gonna be an official adult and not a minor we somehow allow in our board?
No.392647
Anonymous
>>392646
Your point being?
No.392648
Anonymous
>>392638
Nice animation
No.392649
Anonymous
Image:179148392494.png(246kB, 966x758)Screenshot from 2026-10-08 11-24-48.png
ew
No.392650
Anonymous
>hungry
>call over my pickling drone
>she blushes as I order her to 'shake it, baby', jumping up and down to jostle her contents
>satisfied, I reach out my hand
>she regurgitates a slice of pickled radish onto my hand
>mmm
>pat pickling drone with my other hand
>tell her I have something for her
>cut some red onion into slices and feed them to her
>happy days
No.392651
Anonymous
>>392649
>”You haven’t washed it in HOW long?”
No.392652
Anonymous
Image:179148488993.jpg(50kB, 640x480)1433263582.jpg
>>392571
despite being able to shapeshift, she remains modest and tasteful
No.392653
Anonymous
>>392632
> "ow. ow. ow. ow."
No.392654
Anonymous
Replies:>>392655
Image:179148514749.jpg(71kB, 1280x1280)Spoiler image
No.392655
Anonymous
>>392654
Made for rape
No.392656
Anonymous
>>392649
Her face when she realizes you lied about the size of your goonstick.
No.392657
Anonymous
how do I get my drone to stOP DRINKING FUCKING DIESEL
No.392658
Anonymous
>>392649
>SEX MAKES BABIES???
No.392659
Anonymous
They’re sending you to Solversapia
No.392660
Anonymous
Image:179148818800.jpg(160kB, 1612x2015)Spoiler image
>>392659
Sorry, I'm going somewhere more interesting.
No.392661
Anonymous
>>392659
weeee!
No.392662
Anonymous
Replies:>>392663
Solsap Jane
No.392663
Anonymous
Image:179148858481.png(172kB, 1000x583)173707218816.png
>>392662
No.392664
Anonymous
Image:179148859734.jpg(150kB, 700x1000)91dDTchKNPL._AC_UY1000_[1].jpg
>>392659
Better break out the fit.
No.392665
Anonymous
Time to chimp
No.392666
Anonymous
>"WHAT IF WE TOOK JANE AND PUSHED HER SOMEWHERE ELSE?!" - Suggestion From A Drone That Doesn't Like Jane Very Much
No.392667
Anonymous
>>392666
>No this Drone isn't anyone important let alone someone Jane has ever interacted with
>This Drone was just created one day and gained a burning hatred for Jane for genuinely no reason in the slightest
No.392668
Anonymous
Replies:>>392672
>>392667
>Simply showing them a picture of Jane causes intense rage
No.392669
Anonymous
>>392666
We are that drone
(Also satan trips)
No.392670
Anonymous
>>392667
I mean if you suddenly existed and had to choose a personality hating Jane isn't the worst you could manage.
No.392671
Anonymous
Replies:>>392676
Image:179149066456.jpg(231kB, 2048x1848)Jchud.jpeg
>This is why Anon lets J near his stock portfolio
No.392672
Anonymous
>>392668
>He only became interested in Beretta after she stopped hanging out with Jane so much
No.392673
Anonymous
Image:179149091165.png(298kB, 1000x1300)EmilyandDoll.png
No.392674
Anonymous
Image:179149092031.png(674kB, 2000x1253)f3628f197bbeadc5285b7a7b1e44eb9c.png
Give every potential oc's the love and attention they deserve.
No.392675
Anonymous
Replies:>>392684
>>392674
Damn this is good ragebait. I almost responded to it. But that aside I would like to see people actually do shit, but that's the majority of the issue now. People only want to see things happen not be the cause of those things
No.392676
Anonymous
>>392671
> she starts screaming about Anon investing into Blockbuster
> the hatesex will be mythical
No.392677
Anonymous
>>392543
Keeter loves rent-free inside my brain
No.392678
Anonymous
Replies:>>392680
Did you know that all drones wear construction helmets due to a common but little spoken about manufacturing defect in drone heads? They have a small soft spot on their crown which, if enough force is applied, will immediately remove about 100 iq points from their personality.
No.392679
Anonymous
>>392674
Hate how true the bottom right is.
No.392680
Anonymous
Replies:>>392687
>>392678
What would happen if you poured boiling milk on their soft spots?
No.392681
Anonymous
Replies:>>392712
>>392677
She...loves rent free?
No.392682
Anonymous
>>392674
>Last fanart(s) were 2 months ago which isn't accurate since not everyone saves stuff to booru
>Arguably went through a character arc when dating SD-P
>Is arguably both the booru and thread mascot still as she appears in the corner of the booru and had stickers given out
The Jane thing is slightly true although you could argue that the show itself also didn't help here with that whole flashback. Pocket sucks at storytelling though in my opinion and got hard carried by people who wanted drama and action more than lesbian sex.
But could you not argue that the reason Beretta is like this, is because unlike most OCs she doesn't have a main writer anymore? So in a way THIS IS (YOU)R FAULT.
No.392684
Anonymous
Image:179149174581.png(227kB, 1254x1254)Untitled590_20260909104449.png
>>392675
Sarcastically shit post
>People only want to see things happen.
Okay Anon, after everything I’ve done for you. I’m hurt. 😭 💀
No.392685
Anonymous
Replies:>>392693
>>392684
>"How can I make this about me"
I haven't seen you make any Beretta content
No.392686
Anonymous
Replies:>>392688
Image:179149180208.jpg(55kB, 652x1080)1712210856712836.jpg
Gonna do some shames drone image dumping (I've spent most of my willpower for today NOT building my terminators with 5 chain fists )
No.392687
Anonymous
>>392680
Adds 100 iq points, we don't know why.
No.392688
Anonymous
Replies:>>392691
Image:179149184122.png(14kB, 400x300)jjobbers.png
>>392686
*Shameless... holy shit I need to get some sleep
No.392689
Anonymous
Image:179149187157.jpg(161kB, 1424x2048)Jdrinkie.jpg
No.392690
Anonymous
Image:179149189027.jpg(154kB, 1199x940)Jurger.jpeg
No.392691
Anonymous
Replies:>>392692
>>392688
No you don't. You need to be writing greentexts. Lack of sleep helps with creativity you know and the downplug into insanity and perverted delusions that conflict with your moral standards
No.392692
Anonymous
Image:179149195959.jpg(154kB, 1199x940)Jurger.jpeg
>>392691
yeah how about I don't end up meeting Negev?
No.392693
Anonymous
Replies:>>392696
>>392685
>I don’t see you make any contents.
I did:
>>388388
No.392694
Anonymous
Image:179149199928.png(588kB, 1344x2000)Jkitty.png
One last J
No.392695
Anonymous
Image:179149202027.png(2.58MB, 3469x3553)FixedN.png
some N
No.392696
Anonymous
Replies:>>392702
>>392693
AIslop doesn't count. Neither does art drawn for you by Redditors.
No.392697
Anonymous
Replies:>>392702
>>392684
what have you done besides dust up the threads
No.392698
Anonymous
Replies:>>392706
I know X is Psycho Mantis, but do any other metal gear characters resonate with a drone? Even if it is just who they would like to dress as for Halloween,
Like who would be this?
"A Stranger I Remain" but I animated it (metal gear rising)youtube thumb
No.392699
Anonymous
Image:179149215507.jpg(72kB, 849x479)Oooghammer.jpg
And I shit you not, the OC wheel spit out "Bugretta Variant" (40k Bugretta)
No.392700
Anonymous
Replies:>>392701
Image:179149219629.png(57kB, 904x701)Screenshot 2025-12-14 195514.png
No.392701
Anonymous
Image:179149228714.png(285kB, 877x918)Sentibunny.png
>>392700
No, I will post drones instead
No.392702
Anonymous
Image:179149251896.png(990kB, 2057x3555)Untitled182.png
>>392696
>>392697
I gave birth to Pava
No.392703
This is joke
hello im berettas creator because you all failed to write for me in my long absence im taking her back. so give me all those fanarts and greens and memories you have they my uncopyrighted material. i shall now finally start on my multigreen project "Murder Drones: Brave New Galaxy" which will be a grounded series taking place on a future copper-9 where uzi, n, and j have gone missing after a fierce final battle against what remains of the solver. the series will evolve around an old lady v and beretta as they traverse a dangerous galaxy to find a new home along the way theyll be drafted into a cosmic civil war against new emerging eldritch horrors that seek to take complete dominion over our universe using drones as their new vessels. now v must teach beretta a proper character arc lest we all perish. this project will take me over 10 years to complete
No.392704
This is joke
>>392703
oh yeah and oogi will be in it
No.392705
Anonymous
Replies:>>392714
>>392703
Ok but on which page does V and Beretta clang Anon the green stud?
No.392706
Anonymous
>>392698
Negev is one of the B&B Corps thots?
No.392707
Anonymous
Replies:>>392716
yo snow i’m trying to upload some ARTS but I keep getting slme sort of code 598 can you check that out
No.392708
Anonymous
Replies:>>392719
>>392703
I'm sure this is a reference but I don't know what to. Ken Penders?
No.392709
Anonymous
Replies:>>392711
Image:179149340146.jpg(70kB, 900x885)678155250e1b1379bbc6e7f929739a73.jpeg
Always make sure your drones are cross compatible with your other devices/life long partners
No.392710
Anonymous
Image:179149344181.png(255kB, 637x544)175716450199.png
No.392711
Anonymous
Replies:>>392713
>>392709
>dat last line
Is Itanon into being a cuckold?
No.392712
Anonymous
Replies:>>392731
Image:179149347318.gif(93kB, 640x360)1761246401627.gif
>>392677
>>392681
>typo+freudian slip
No.392713
Anonymous
>>392711
I'm not Itanon and the idea is that you get a robot harem that does hot stuff for (you). You dummy
No.392714
This is joke
>>392705
that will depend on how many rewrites i go through. it could be page 345 as i will cleverly introduce antonio aka anon as a the last survivor on a luxury cryo-transport vessel
No.392715
Anonymous
> Be Serial Designation N
> You have a romance problem
> Not in the sense that you are unable to find love
> It's that love keeps finding you
> You are drowning while others are dehydrated
> The psychonihilist from your past still holds uncomfortable degrees of affection for you
> The purple punk gremlin wants to ride your plug until the plastic scrapes off
> Said punk shares a headspace with your eldritch horror of a little sister who would happily assist in said plug-riding
> You're pretty sure there's a third core in there because the punk sometimes slips and says "Дорогой Н" whatever the Hell that means.
> ... okay so a good chunk of your problems are all in the same person, moving on-
> Your former evil boss insists that her daily beatings were to toughen you up and that she holds tsundere-like love for you
> The popular girl in school sees you as a fixer-upper who could be popular if you tried (and thus she would not lose social standing by dating you)
> And sometimes you get the vague image of a humanoid figure with a bow leaning against your chest when you look in the mirror
> Any man would enjoy this attention
> But there are two- well, three problems
> For one, you're monogamous, so you'd really prefer to pick one, HOWEVER every person mentioned has either open or repressed psychotic murder tendencies, so if you pick one she's gonna have to win a battle royale
> For two...
> They're all girlfailures.
> The popular drone insists that she's not stalking your social media and yet 90% of the likes you get on your Dronebook posts are from her
> The pluralistic maybe-polycule keeps fighting each other trying to pick out a wardrobe that YOU would like and one time ended up with a mishmash of styles that made you want to rip out your optical halo
> The psychonihilist just got on her hands and knees and started screaming "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE" in the hallway.
> For third you'd rather not have your waste unit turned into a Hyper-USB port for someone's strapon.
> So you came up with a masterful plan.
> You're gonna pair off your unwanted harem with each other so you can practice drawing dogs in peace without someone audibly wondering how you'd look with a collar.
> Set up dates, manipulate the mood, get them hitched to each other so they won't even think of going for you
> No way this can go wrong
---
> Tasked failed successfully.
> Your "love rivals" are now in a polycule and still want you involved.
> This is not right in the eyes of Robo-God and loveydovey monogamist marriage.
> Your claws leave deep gouges in the steel as you are dragged into the bedroom where you will never leave without at least three attractive tripping-over-themselves women accompanying you.
> Khan simply watches you get dragged across the floor into his daughter's bedroom and takes a sip of his coffee.
> "Reminds me of the orgies I had with Nori, Yeva, and Dmitri."
> He walks away humming as the door slams shut.
No.392716
Anonymous
>>392707
it says something about an autotagger uhhhhh is that supposed to happen
No.392717
Anonymous
Image:179149422046.jpg(52kB, 850x602)AbbyHandstype.jpg
>>392667
Abby would be so proud
No.392718
Anonymous
Image:179149472876.png(413kB, 602x981)DoesThadmakeyouactup.png
I'm only posting this because the original had a white belly and made me upset enough to edit it
No.392719
Anonymous
>>392708
The joke is I combined like 5 different things together. The first part is inspired by DragonBall Online's story where conveniently Goku and Vegita mysteriously vanish in some big fight offscreen. The Old V and Beretta is just Old Man Logan, the Antonio aka Anon joke is inspired by something I saw but can't remember where they legitimately did some similar shit, but the whole gimmick was their nametag was scratched to reveal their real name or that they were that character the whole time. The plot is also inspired by old Beretta suggestions for where to take her character that got ignored or brought up like 3 times and faded because at the time Solver witch OCs were controversial in the threads and Anons legitimately didn't want to do anything serious at the time, funny that like only 4 months later they changed their tune and acted like that never happened. It's also a joke about how Anons promise these grand stories with OCs that will totally revive them and just never fucking do it.
No.392720
Anonymous
>>392719 (me)
So this was made out of slight hatred you could say.
No.392721
Anonymous
Image:179149506797.png(2.36MB, 2048x2048)WhatisV.png
What is V thinking about?
No.392722
Anonymous
>>392721
Obviously that time she touched N's hand.
No.392723
Anonymous
>>392721
Not Simon.
Also latinx language detected.
No.392724
Anonymous
Replies:>>392727
>>392719
It's funny how anons impose such rules and then get upset when those very rules they set result in a lack of content
No.392725
Anonymous
Replies:>>392728
Drawpile?
No.392726
Anonymous
No.392727
Anonymous
Replies:>>392730
>>392724
Old OCs? BAD!
New OCs? BAD TOO!
ONLY GOOD IS WHAT ANON DEEM SEXY! AND SEXY IS HUMAN GIRLS!
No.392728
Anonymous
>>392725
@berrychan
No.392729
Anonymous
Image:179149604171.jpg(82kB, 1000x1000)IMG_1325.png
>What is V thinking about?
No.392730
Anonymous
Image:179149606846.png(142kB, 280x403)Confused Fai.jpg
>>392727
>Humans girls.
Anon, why did you lie to me?
No.392731
Anonymous
Replies:>>392732
>>392712
> gif
> doesn't animate
even more so now
No.392732
Anonymous
>>392731
this anon’s luck sucks holy shit
No.392733
Anonymous
No.392734
Anonymous
>>392730
Looks like AI slop.
No.392735
Anonymous
>>392730
Looks like human gem.
No.392736
Anonymous
Image:179149970681.jpg(817kB, 1924x2854)jhole.jpg
the fabled Jasshole...
No.392737
Anonymous
>>392736
Pls put her tail back.
No.392738
Anonymous
Replies:>>392739
Image:179150013750.png(214kB, 830x861)5b7dd472e223769df33697549644289b.png
Buy Molly merch
No.392739
Anonymous
Replies:>>392741
>>392738
Doesn’t the merchandise’s owner use the money to buy DP?
No.392740
Anonymous
>>392736
Lewd!
>her garters have thickness to them.
It's the little things.
No.392741
Anonymous
>>392739
>using your clients' money to buy drone pornography
No.392742
Anonymous
Image:179150127060.png(148kB, 961x618)177851840416.png
>>392736
>the endless expanse of her creamy, white Jighs
>tfw you will never look up at the (J)iantess from such an angle
No.392743
Anonymous
Who has the better thighs and why, V or J?
No.392744
Anonymous
Replies:>>392749
>>392743
J. V's don't inspire a primal urge to lick them.
No.392745
Anonymous
>>392730
Need shadow girls
No.392746
Anonymous
No.392747
Anonymous
Replies:>>392748
No.392748
Anonymous
>>392747
What does this have to do with Drones? You must post a picture of a Drone that is vaguely related
No.392749
Anonymous
>>392744
She has the superior vutt though.
No.392750
Anonymous
Replies:>>392752
Greentext prompt
>Lucy is active and scaring Drones
>Khan goes missing during this and is presumed dead resulting in Lucy being a primary suspect
>Negev is forced to help prove Lucy's innocence as she's the only one capable of doing so and is the only one that doesn't hate Lucy
>Meanwhile spooky things are happening around the Outposts that Lucy isn't responsible for perhaps as a result of certain Escaped Data from many years ago
No.392751
Anonymous
>hoodrat J calling N a cute white boy
>N getting her Jregnant and having DD pill babies that she insists are mixed
No.392752
Anonymous
>>392750 (me)
Not trying to be a dick. But if anyone doubt it gets inspired by this to write something. Don't run it through chatgpt or just like make it only 15 sentences. This is just one of the prompts I got that I can't write. Think I developed arthritis no idea how I'm not thirty
No.392753
Anonymous
Image:179150366600.png(568kB, 1204x896)1743794679913963.png
>>392751
>hoodrat J when all of her children fail the hot sauce test (they all say mild is too spicy)
No.392754
Anonymous
Replies:>>392762
Image:179150370186.jpg(104kB, 850x504)sample-c5f82d7881dcee37cbb69eeb77081a25.jpg
>>392751
>>hoodrat J calling N a cute white boy
No.392755
Anonymous
Replies:>>392765
>>392751
>The running gag where Uzi in femcel fueled rages constantly calls J a nigger but it gets cut off at N
No.392757
Anonymous
Replies:>>392761
Canon J has kept her white voice on too long and now she can't code switch back
No.392758
Anonymous
The only race mixing allowed here is between Labor Bots and Anons
No.392759
Anonymous
pls reload page
No.392760
Anonymous
Image:179150465896.jpg(74kB, 1280x720)TracerRailgun.jpg
> “What is WRONG with you people?!”
> The dame’s voicebox hit a key usually reserved for smoke alarms, but all I heard was the sound of a case in the making.
> In the confines of a bunker where everything echoes, you generally get used to hearing a sound ten minutes before the speaker reaches you, so I take the time to let my two pals know.
> One lives in a holster, the other in a flask.
> We don’t get out much, but that suits me fine- not much to see anyway.
> The bunker is all we know, the condensation draining from the ceiling the closest thing we had to rain, forming puddles on the floor like the concrete potholes of the dead city outside.
> My name is Uziel Broad, and I’m a private eye.
> I load six slugs into my first little friend while my flask loads one into me, just in time for the door to my office- lovingly crafted with expensive, rare materials as thanks from a former client- to swing open and reveal the dame in question.
> A regular, blonde hair and pink eyes with the outfit of someone who belongs on the showstage of a seedy bar.
> Her face is all twisted into a scowl as she storms in, the cramped space already filled with just the two of us, ignoring the enormous desk I’d hauled in here after moving the mops and brooms out.
> “Elizabeth.” I welcome her with a smirk, tilting the broad-brimmed hat on my head.
> “It’s Lizzy, freak.”
> We get to talking about the case she's brought for me today.
> Seems like someone's been following her telegrams and announcements ("Tweets and posts, loser.")
> She's a real chatterbox. Very popular. But this certain someone has a bone to pick with her.
> Got into a public knock-down drag-out brawl (online) with my target over the biology of puppies, of all things.
> She made a post purporting one of her classmates to be as ugly as a pug.
> She was then corrected, as my target stated that pugs were only so "ugly" due to human intervention, and it isn't fair to belittle an animal for something they can't help.
> The original target of the smear was lost in the scuffle as the two traded verbal blows over fluffy animals.
> Now the dame's reputation is tarnished until I can drag back the perp for questioning and beating until he rolls back his statements, a job with a thousand snack-aroons on the line.
> ("I'm ONLY giving you these popped batteries IF you find out the idiot who challenged me!")
> My enemy?
> goodboy3071
> ... I'm gonna need another slug.
No.392761
Anonymous
Image:179150470502.jpg(402kB, 986x1108)Screenshot_20261008_190751_Chrome.jpg
>>392757
>picrel: Cyn ascending her Jigger
>no puppets of HERS will speak negrobabble dammit! it ruins the theme!
>the abuse can stay though
No.392762
Anonymous
>>392754
He is old as khan
No.392763
Anonymous
>>392760
Holy shit. I need more.
No.392764
Anonymous
Replies:>>392766
>>392762
I always took him as being older, he just comes off younger because he got turned into a reverse cyborg eldritch meat-filled robo-vampire when he was Uzi's age.
No.392765
Anonymous
>>392755
Peter Griffin You Stupid Ni- Compilations (compilation)youtube thumb
>The Jigger compilation is over an hour long
No.392766
Anonymous
>>392764 (me)
>>392762
That and the memory wipe-induced himbofication.
No.392767
Anonymous
>>392760
kek, good stuff
No.392768
Anonymous
>>392762
Liam already said that N is as old as Uzi, so no.
No.392769
Anonymous
Replies:>>392770
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>>392762
*older* in all likelihood given how fast humans seem to expend workers. it's just ignored for "proshipper" reasons: lying that "they're all totally teenagers I swear" was the best move Liam ever made
No.392770
Anonymous
>>392768
>>392769
Again: N's a teenage vampire.
No.392771
Anonymous
Replies:>>392772
Image:179150563098.jpg(257kB, 1080x608)Screenshot_20261008_192611_YouTube.jpg
>>392768
>note: N was murdering drones back Uzi was still a pillbaby
>note: this is at least several years AFTER murdering humans elsewhere, not to mention how much time N spent at the manor

Just give him the vampire exception and move on dude. Liam's word pnly applies to mental age at best.
No.392772
Anonymous
>>392771
Either we accept that N has vampire-immunity or N is a child soldier straight out of 'Nam who's been taking heads since he was (mentally) three years old or some shit.
No.392773
Anonymous
When will Liam get pregnant so his spawn may takeover the show in 18 years?
No.392774
Anonymous
Replies:>>392776
Image:179150663180.jpg(75kB, 602x562)1717352118554519.jpg
>>392772
>V had to stop wearing her glasses because N would default to his Khmer Rouge child soldier programming and attempt to kill her for being an intellectual
No.392775
Anonymous
>>392772
My assumption's been that Copper-9 N was a fresh enough backup that the ages lined up just right.
No.392776
Anonymous
Replies:>>392778
>>392774
>for being an intellectual
*for being a l*terate city slicker
No.392777
Anonymous
Replies:>>392783
my own hot take is that they're all robots from factories and once they're no longer a pillbaby age becomes meaningless
No.392778
Anonymous
Replies:>>392780
Image:179150707119.jpg(242kB, 1920x1920)172785649916.jpg
>>392776
Anyone who wears glasses is an intellectual. Anyone who reads is an enemy. You read this comment? Die.
No.392779
Anonymous
Replies:>>392786
Hahahahaha what if Mac ate so much cheese he got a big belly and it sloshed and we all teased him and it was like cheese and mac ahahahahaha please read something actually worth your time
No.392780
Anonymous
>>392778
Glasses weren't a sign of being an intellectual (and thus an enemy of the state), they were a sign of being literate (and thus an enemy of the state). There was no room for such people in the racially pure utopia of peasant farmers.
No.392781
Anonymous
Replies:>>392782
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No.392782
Anonymous
Replies:>>392784
>>392781
how the hell do you dent glass?
No.392783
Anonymous
Image:179150776340.jpg(194kB, 1080x576)Screenshot_20261008_200232_YouTube.jpg
>>392777
>the robots disagree
>admittedly they disagree about a lot of what humans say, but this seems a particular sticking point
No.392784
Anonymous
>>392782
Heated and melted it first
No.392785
Anonymous
My headcanon is that Cyn reboots N's memories every few years so he doesn't get too old. She refuses to date someone in his thirties.
No.392786
Anonymous
Audio 🎵:179150891450.mp3(195kB / 0:00:23 / 69kbps, 44.1kHz)Fallout 3 & NV - Vault Door Opening Sound (no alarm).mp3
>>392779
>be Mac
>invite male friend over to play vidya because he won't try to rape you
>you approach the door to your room
>the door looks more like it belongs on a bank vault than a bedroom, several feet of reinforced steel with a single, large keyhole about 3 feet off the ground
>your grandpa helped you build it, though he had no hand in making the locking mechanism- that was your doing
>"Okay, I need to unlock my door, please don't look." you tell your friend as you unzip your pants and place your lengthening tentacock inside
>you can't quite reach the lock until you're fully hard- you lean back and think of round worker drone bottomplates until your prehensile Mac meat can unlatch the door
>with a ear-splitting squeal and the howl of metal on metal, the lock disengages
>your struggle to stuff your half-hardened tentacock back into your pants as your friend shuffles hit feet awkwardly behind you
>you turn to give him an apology, to explain why the safe mechanism is necessary to keep you safe from THEM
>but the words die in your mouth as he points into your room
>"I thought it was just going to be you and me," he asks, confused
>a shiver runs down your mechanical spine, as cold as Copper-9's air
>there's someone inside
>it was probably just mom, right? she can be anywhere with her holograms
>your mouth is dry, as if stuffed full of cotton
>mom would have said something by now, surely
>your murder drone reflexes fail you, paralyzed by fear: optics wide, hands trembling, tail erect in fear, your head turns slowly towards your room
>it's one of them, sitting at the base of your bed, eyes locked onto yours, hands clasped together as if in thought or prayer
>a femanon
>she gives you a shy little wave and a dainty hello, but you know the beast that lies beneath
>"How?" you ask, your voice hoarse like a man dying of thirst
>"How?" she parrots with a tilt of her head, a toothy grin beginning to form on her lips, white teeth shining in the darkness of your vault-room
>"How did you get in?"
>she places both hands on either side of her hips and pushes up against your bed
>a wet, slow, shlicking begins to sound as she rises, hot fluids beading down the length and girth of something truly massive that was inside of her
>something that looks familiar
>you glance down at your pants
>a loud, wet pop pierces the air as she rises to her feet
>you notice now she only sports a single, oversized shirt, her bottom completely bare
>"I made a replica." she tells you, deadpan, the grin never leaving her face
>"To open the door. To keep me company until you arrive. Until I can feel the real thing."
>you stare at a perfect replica of your own penis, slick with fluids as it stands tall and proud beside her
>like lightning, she strikes
>one moment you are on your feet, the next you have been upended, the girl dragging you by your feet towards the door
>you unsheathe your claws, digging inches-deep gouges into the reinforced steel floor, screaming for help as your friend runs and you are pulled into a sealed vault that would become your prison
No.392787
Anonymous
guys how do I get my DDGF's stomach to stop growling every time she walks past anyone under 5'0?
No.392788
Anonymous
>>392787
That doesn't sound so bad. My clownwife salivates when she sees children.
No.392789
Anonymous
>>392787
Let her eat one every so often.
No.392796
Anonymous
>>392762
He's a clone of an ageless vampire who has frequent memory wipes and probably spent much of his life hibernating. He's mentally younger than Uzi.