The workoholic jobber thread Wonderful Booru: https://dronebooru.co Wheel of numerous OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf Wheel of altering modifiers: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf The wiki inside the really fantastic Booru: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character The actual separate Wiki: wiki.dron Last thread: >>369428
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>>370319 >>370323 >>370329 >Cyn installed built-in chastity devices to her slave soldiers >Uzi "jailbroke" the DDs after establishing her new empire PRAISE BE!
Actually her work/life balance seems suprisingly even, especially given the circumstances >inb4 we see her teambuild >see her hunt >see her relax >never see J sleep >tfw your team lead is running on fumes, hallucinations, and the agony of her hangover alone for today's hunt
>Uzi painstakingly customizing every penis/vagoo on the planet >Uzi making one set and going "fuck it," leaving every DD with exactly identical reproductive organs >Uzi having a standing "build your own" policy, with all attendant chainsaw-dick nonsense
>>370355 >Cyn whines relentlessly >suprisingly so does Doll: if she had to suffer null puberty, then so should everyone else! >... V's liberal use of her new organ might have influenced this idea
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>>370367 >a random *worker* runs the dick factory >not DD, a worker: one of the victims of their 20 year genocide now has complete control over the reproductive systems of those who murdered friends, family, and children indiscriminately
He's either about to be the richest man on Copper-9 (bribes) or craft tortures that make Cyn seem tame. Nothing inbetween.
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>>370368 >"Ya didn't 'av those to begin with?" And then she returns to messaging her Manor buddies(she's using the Ping system)(they have never been more scared in their lives)
>>370378 It's more than just the hime cut... It's so many things. Her cold gaze, with such intense trauma and yearning beneath. How that coldness is balanced by her occasional whimsy. How she can easily see through you even if you tried to hide parts of yourself. Having doll ride me would be a dream...
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>>370375 >the Uzi demands filling >the Uzi demands using >the Uzi often chips and scratches when dropped >if the Uzi heard him say this, she would ban him from handholding for a week
>>370376 >immeasurable grace >undeniable strength >tragic nature >exotic appeal >consistent cleverness >only fully serious character in a largely comedic setting >always treats both setting and the other characters with the same gravitas she does everything, making every scene she's in more serious as well
there's a lot of reasons to love the monster: in a more Bloodbornesque setting, she'd be the protagonist(and Uzi in turn the egotistical fool meddling with forces far beyond her understanding or control)
>>370388 Oh, not like that. I was thinking more along the lines of Boyzi waking up strapped to a medical table in Alice’s lab. Then Alice taking him for a ride for several hours. Boyzi’s erection would be all the consent that Alice needed.
>>370393 A seed for you: >Rebecca tells Boyzi the spot for her Fuckboy of the Month just opened >tells him it's first come, first serve >asks him if he wants in >he agrees
Here is Boyzi Sexual misadventures chapter 2, which never got uploaded to the booru. This is just a screenshot. If you want it, just go to /co/ on Desuarchive, and type in “boyzi” in the search bar, and scroll down a little bit.
>>370388 >>370390 >the setup's the same as canon >*exactly* the same, complete with fellow prisoner >"Valuble parts" forced to watch, listen by her DD senses as Boyzi "makes an ally" out of their shared captor >released after they do >rejoins the others >sees N >remembers Boyzi "made an ally" of him too >out of sight >in a "bonding thing"(N's description) >tfw you're 100% sure the twink fucked your psudo-boyfriend into the dirt
>>370402 >Boyzi and N never banged, but N's choices of words when explaining the "bonding thing" convince V they had >N has no idea what he convinced her of and doesn't understand how it could be seen that way
>>370403 There is a reason why im called “Lazy Rascal” on /co/. Its because I never learned how to upload greens despite using dronebooru for the last 14 months.
>>370379 >messaging her Manor buddies(she's using the Ping system)(they have never been more scared in their lives) >J get's discord pings from ghost Tessa every night at 3 am directly into her head
>>370405 >You go to dronebooru. >You flip your phone horizontally. >You tap Posts >You tap Upload >You tap on "Choose file or drag image here" >You go to photo library >You select your photo >You type in your tags in the tags box ( greentext, murder_drones uzi_doorman genderbent sex serial_designation_v worker_drone disassembly_drone balls slap) >You tap on questionable to select the rating >You tap on source >You paste in this thread's link >You tap on tags >You tap on post
I haven't tried to upload and post anything from mobile, since its so clunky, so there might be a chance it simply won't work. The booru is weird on mobile.
>>370428 Pavo isn't gay, Pavo is techanon sexual, If techanon is a girl then guy Pavo is straight, it's not our fault that women prefer dogs to dudes with fat asses and thus almost no content with straight Pavo was created
>>370445 J smokes cheap ciggies and stares at a faded photo of Tessa while she's on her 5 minute break da head Joblin puffs a cuban an' counts da dough A Boss Approaches - Super Mario 3D World
>>370449 >faded photo of Tessa >not her squad >not her family, before everything >not her subordinates, before everything SHE let happen to them as their leader >not her current reason to keep going over her old one
>>370451 Yes, but they neither have the advertising-based appeal of cigarettes nor the genuine luxury status of the cigars proper. They are, like a non-Rolex watch, merely "off brand." And you know how J feels about off brand...
>"Ugh, I can't believe I'm doing this for FREE." >Ever since the underground complex had been unearthed by a few haphazard WDF thugs playing hooky, it was all anyone could talk about. >And it pissed her off. >The reveal of an abandoned titan sitting in the dusty complex taking up a good portion of the bunker's output completely overshadowed her announcement to run for class president. >By all accounts she wished that stupid freak would blow it up, but knowing her she'd likely gush over it.
>And yet here she was. Sitting in the cockpit of a robot as an extremely pretty robot. It would have been cool if it wasn't the equivalent of sitting in an old MK-IV's lap. >Her father called it "terribly redundant". >It didn't matter. She wanted it over and done with.
>"All systems check nominal. You good to launch in there?" >A single middle finger was the response the deck manager received. >Lizzy just wanted to get it all over with so she could go back to bullying Rachael over her new hairdo. >Though even she had to admit that whoever decided the mech's colour scheme was halfway toward getting her own fashion sensibilities. >"*Sigh* Launch in 5." >The decals would need a revamp. Less edge and more cutesy heart stickers. >"4." >Now that she thought of it the idea of her own personal mecha could make everyone else at school incredibly jealous. >"3." >Especially Sarah. >"2." >And maybe she could score some hot boys with it. >"1. Launch is a go!"
>"Wait, I forgot my phone. Can I-UAAAAAAAAAH!" >All that musing and she forgot to put her seat-belt on during the acceleration process. >Now she remembered why she really hated this thing with all its stupid physics, high-tech weaponry and the tendency to have her nearly turn into paste every time she deployed to fight towering mutant abominations.
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>>370461 >cumming in Keet's eyes >all of them >...except for some reason the ones taking up 50% of her face
What sort of jizz sniper is anon to be capable of that? Has he trained? Is this a mutation? I mean I appreciate the precision and I'm sure keeter (eventually) will too, but how?
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Solver Witch of Envy, not given a name because she changes it every so often depending on how she feels.
Corrupted Worker Drone (not a mutant) who truly believes themselves to be a Human, just a human who needs a little help keeping their flesh on.
COMPLETE adoration of humans, the way they move, the way their skin feels, the way they breathe, the way their intestines squirm...
This adoration can quickly spiral into the deepest fathoms of hatred and jealousy as she is reminded of all the things humans have that she will never have, but its okay because she can just take it from them and add it to herself
Mild psychic phenomenon to be able to shift around the skin they wear to mimic facial movements, and mimic the act of breathing or living skin, but its all just a mimicry, something the witch of envy finds trys to ignore in her delusions
Her skin may fall off but it is always replaceable, (you) have too much anyways, give some over
Her "dress" is stiched by her own hands, and her insides are cramed with multitudes of every organ she can shove in there. If one heart won't beat, maybe 1 in 7 will
>Fun Afternoon Canon Facts: After meeting Doll while they were both paying respects to her parents (thanks for that green btw, GBAnon), Nori would invite her when she wanted to rewatch an anime series. >She didn't know Doll too well at first, so it was a lot of trial and error exploration via the three episode rule. >It went a lot easier after Doll relearned how to talk in her temporary bodies, like Nori relearned how to talk as a headcrab.
>>370512 >Today on Copper-9 school felt... different. >A faint, glitchy hum pulsed in the back of Uzi visor. >She didn't question it. >Questions were for losers. >Instead, she focused on a idiot jock-drone. >Uzi's metal fingers twitched. >The hum sharpened into something she could grasp. >Everything stopped. >Not dramatically...no flash, no dramatic whoosh. >Just... silence. He froze mid-stride, one foot comically lifted, his stupid grin locked in place. >The hallway became a still-life diorama of awkward teen drones: mouths half-open in gossip, papers fluttering but suspended mid-air like they'd forgotten gravity. >Even the flickering fluorescent lights held their stutter. >Uzi blinked. >"No way." >She stepped forward, her boots echoing unnaturally loud in the frozen world. >The air felt thick, like wading through coolant gel, but she moved fine. >She poked his chest plate solid, unyielding. >A quick scribble with a marker from her bag, and suddenly his faceplate read: >"ERROR 404: BRAIN NOT FOUND" in dripping red ink. >She swapped his backpack with a trash bin full of oily rags for good measure. >With a mental flick, time or whatever it was snapped back. >He stumbled, blinked and then yelped as the bin clattered to the floor and laughter erupted. >Uzi was already three lockers down, blending into the chaos with a smug little wave. >It only got better from there. >Lunch period. >Uzi "froze" the line just as the cafeteria was ladling their synthetic food onto Lizzy's tray. >One quick tilt, and the whole gloopy mess dumped straight into Lizzy's pristine chassis. >Snap back then screams, flailing, Lizzy's horrified squeal echoing as Uzi munched her rations from the corner, visor glowing with glee. >"Whoops. Gravity's a bitch today." >Dodging detention was child's play. >When Teacher Bot's optic locked on her for skipping class. >Uzi froze the room, strolled up to the console, and "fixed" the attendance log to show she'd been a model student all week. >The teacher glitched in confusion as Uzi sauntered out, innocent as a fresh factory drone. >Pranks piled up. >She rearranged the entire drama club's props into a chaotic tower spelling "Uzi Rules" during rehearsal. >Just for laughs, she froze the whole assembly hall during the colony leader's boring speech and spent twenty subjective minutes drawing mustaches on half the front row. >It was power. >But late that cycle, as the outpost's emergency lights hummed low and most drones powered down for recharge. >Uzi sat alone on the roof overlooking the frozen wasteland. >The hum in her systems was louder now, a constant whisper at the edge of her processors. >She froze a lone snowflake drifting past her visor. >Just to watch it hang there, perfect and still. >N landed softly beside her a minute later (or what felt like a minute to the outside world) >His tail swishing. >"Uzi? You okay? You've been... weirdly chill today. Like, not blowing stuff up weird." >She smirked, but didn't meet his gaze. >"Just testing my new cheat code, buddy. Nothing you need to worry about." 1/3
>>370530 >Uzi leaned against the rusted railing of the outpost's upper catwalks. >Days had blurred since this new power first clicked on in her systems. >Pranks escalated. >Freezing the entire gym during a ball match to mess every player's around. >Leaving the court a tangled mess of confused shouts when she let it snap back. >She even froze the security feeds long enough to raid the admin stash for banned weapons parts. >It was addictive. >Every frozen second felt like stolen freedom in a world that wanted her disassembled. >But something was off. >At first, it was little glitches. >She'd unfreeze after what felt like ten minutes of doodling insults on the teacher board, only to find her joints ached more than usual. >Servos grinding like they'd accumulated years of dust overnight. >She chalked it up to skipping maintenance. >Drones didn't "age", not really. >Not like the old stinky humans in the same senses. >Then a shadow appeared. >It was during her biggest prank yet. >As she moved through the suspended chaos, laughing under her breath, she caught it in the corner of her optic. >A tall, glitchy silhouette at the far end of the hall. >Not quite solid, edges flickering like corrupted code. >It stood perfectly still, watching. When she whipped her head around, it was gone. >Just empty air and frozen drones. >"Ugh, sleep mode deprivation." >Uzi forced herself to keep moving. >She snapped time back. >The resulting pandemonium was glorious. >But as she slipped away, her reflection in a dented panel made her pause. >Strands of her hair had faded to a dull grey at the tips. >Stress fractures spiderwebbed across the edges of her visor, faint but there. >She looked... tired and worn down. >"Scrap, I look like my dad." >N noticed first. >He cornered he later that night. >His golden optics filled with worry. >"Uzi, are you...?" >"It's nothing." she snapped, yanking her sleeve down over the new wear marks on her plating. >Her components that should have been pristine felt loose, like they'd been running nonstop for cycles. >Missing time kept piling up. >She'd freeze for a quick dodge during a teacher chase and "wake up" in her room with half her battery drained and no memory of the walk back. >Headaches throbbed behind her optics. >The shadow came back during her next freeze. >She was alone in the abandoned building and practicing. >Freezing a swarm of scraplets mid-leap to rearrange them into a crude Uzi sculpture. >As she worked, the air grew heavier, colder than the wasteland outside. >Across the room, half-hidden behind a stack of crates. >That figure again. >Taller than any drone, limbs too long and joints bending wrong. >Its "face" was a smear of shifting code, eyes like empty voids. >It didn't move toward her. >It just... observed. >Then, the instant she released the freeze. >It vanished. >Uzi's hands shook as she powered down for the night. >Her plating felt brittle. >Grey streaks now ran through more of her hair-like sensors, and the stress marks on her optics had deepened into visible cracks. >She was getting weaker. >A simple rail jump earlier had left her vents overheating. >Her core straining like an old model on its last legs. >"What the hell is this?" >Time wasn't free. >And that shadow... knew the cost. >She didn't sleep. >She couldn't. >Tomorrow, she'd be more careful. >Just one more prank. >What was the worst that could happen? 2/3
>>370531 >Uzi huddled in the dim glow of her quarters. >Her once-vibrant chassis now streaked with grey corrosion. >The stress fractures on her optics had spread like fractures in shattered glass. >Her servos groaned with every small movement. >She looked ancient. >The power still hummed in her core, but it felt poisoned now. >Every second she claimed came at a price. >She could feel it: the stolen time draining from her own systems. >Eating her lifespan like fuel from a leaking tank. >One prank too many, and she was paying in rust and failing joints. >She tried to stop. >She really did. >But the urge clawed at her when the colony's idiots started their usual crap. >During an evacuation drill gone wrong. >Some faulty alarm sparking panic,she froze the chaos to slip through the crowd and "fix" the speakers with a moves. >Just a quick one. >In and out. >But the moment time halted, the hunt began. >The shadow wasn't watching anymore. >It moved. >Glitchy limbs unfolding with unnatural speed. >It surged from the periphery. >A smear of corrupted code and jagged edges. >Uzi bolted, her weakened legs protesting as the frozen world blurred around her. >Crates and drones became obstacles in a deadly maze. >The entity gained, its presence warping the air into static bursts that stung her sensors. >She could only stay frozen for minutes now, maybe less before her own body screamed in protest. >Aging...accelerating with every desperate heartbeat. >She was too weak to use her other powers. >One wrong move, and it would claim her. >She unfroze with a gasp, collapsing in an alcove as time snapped forward. >Drones panicked around the malfunctioning alarm, oblivious. >Uzi's hands trembled. >She was shrinking into herself, crippled and slow. >It got worse. >Each use turned into survival. >A simple dodge in the halls became a nightmare chase. >The entity learning her patterns, appearing closer every time. >She froze to prank V and J during one of their rare visits, intending to tie their tails together for laughs. >Instead, she spent the frozen seconds running, the shadow's distorted screech echoing like tearing metal. >Her components whined, lifespan bleeding out. >When she released it, V tilted her head, smirking. >"You look like awful shortstack. jealous of my shine?" >Uzi couldn't even snap back. >She limped away, N hovering worriedly at her side. >"Uzi, please. You're falling apart. Let me help..." >"Shut it, N. I got this." >But she didn't. >The final time came during a real threat. >Uzi froze time again, buying precious seconds for the others. >The entity manifested instantly, faster than before, its form flickering between shadows and jagged claws. >It hunted with purpose now, closing the distance in the suspended world. >Uzi's vision glitched, her aged frame barely responding. >The entity lunged. >A gun blast tore through the frozen air. >V stood at the edge of the scene, her cannon still smoking as the entity recoiled. >It’s form destabilizing in a burst of corrupted code. >The time stop didn't freeze her. >Neither did it freeze N, who landed beside her. >The Disassembly Drones moved freely, untouched by Uzi's power. >V fired again, and the shadow vanishing without a trace. >Time unfroze violently. >Uzi collapsed, her body a wreck of premature decay. >Crippled limbs, dimming optics and chassis pitted with age. >"Uzi! Hold on, I've got you." >"What did you do? You're... you're..." >Uzi wheezed a weak laugh: >"Stopping time doesn't create free time...It steals it from your own life." 3/3
I wonder if Jane will ever master her rat-o-kinesis Just think of the possibilities: >she could do that shit from Dishonored where she explodes into rats if she’s killed and then reforms >she could turn her arm into a big rat tail and whip people >she could climb onto people’s heads and pull their hair to control them and probably other stuff too
>>370539 >>370540 i mean the mechs kinda fill that criteria >big fucking mech body >tiny wd sized torso in the interior, on a swivel mount for easy movement inside the cabin
>>370319 >>370323 >Nori's search for an outlet for her eldritch meat biocurse-induced sex drive was why she kept propositioning human men working with her (and standing near her) (and walking by her) for lewd activities at Cabin Fever
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>>370544 >Khan satisfied it >precisely what accursed juju he made use of to do so is knowledge even Nori lacks, despite her best efforts >needless to say this made her time away from him... uncomfortable
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>>370542 You know, how would living with a mechdrone work? Is your house giant sized? Is your wife banished to the garage? Are you forced to live in a warehouse? Is there some kind of Apature Science rail-system your wife can switch the tiny body into?(with all attendant "someone stole my mech" risks) Are you kept in a hanger on govenrment property? There's a lot of logistics to question here.
>>370547 kinda depends, smaller drone body can be separated from the mechs (frequently done for repairs or hotswapping into a new mech)
Depending on the design the torsos can be given legs and walk around like normal drone (albeit somewhat frail-looking) or like you said hooked to a rail system if there is one around (mostly for military installations but nothing is stopping you from hooking one up in your house if your a caretaker for one.
As for the mech themselves outside of military use they're mostly treated as industrial vehicles, so like if you had a bulldozer sitting in your front yard, they're mostly kept in lots or military sites.
>>370351 >>370319 >Even stranded between life and death, Doll still has the feelings she sublimates into competitiveness in basically any game. >By the Post-Good Ending period, there's a legend at school: on some nights, if you sneak into the school, you'll hear the sounds of a basketball being dribbled and shot and occasionally slam dunked coming from the gymnasium. If, on those nights, you enter the gymnasium with a board game-any board game, it doesn't matter-and a Ouija board, Doll will play you. >When you blink or look away after making your move, she'll have made her move. >Fuck with the pieces, she'll repair or replace them. Fuck with them again, she'll draw oil and start draining you until you leave the gymnasium. >Why do you need a Ouija board? She won't play unless she's able to communicate in words how serious she is about this shit.
>>370550 (me) >Your phone is an acceptable alternative to a Ouija board. >In fact, Doll prefers it. It's faster for her as an invisible (to you), inaudible (to you) spirit if she can just talk instead of going through the Ouija board motions.
>>370552 >"Hello, J. How are the Nenis monuments going?" >"The... what?" >"Oh? [giggle] Do not tell me you have not realized..." >"Whu-" >"You may know them as murder spires. Those twisted mounds of corpses reaching for the stars, girthy at the base and tapered at the tip. And so very, very big." >"Just like N's delicious cockmeat. His Nenis." >"[sly smile] Do not pretend you do not know what I am talking about." >"Your heartrate monitor shows spikes at the same time as big brother N's, followed by a release of serotonin in both of you." >"I am glad you enjoy borrowing him from me, but I will soon be coming back for him." >"Goodbye, J. Enjoy him while you can."
>>370548 Speaking of super early concept art V, what would MD be like if "Internecion Cube In Space" had been its conceptual starting point instead of "Let's Split Up In Space"?
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>It was a quiet and calm day within the little church I worked at >No buzz from no fly >No squeak from any robot mices >And of course no robotic crawling about >It was calm. And peaceful. Especially after prayer, its truly calming >But what I wasn't prepared for was who'll be knocking on my doors >As I single for them to come on to my church off the bat something felt off >It was a new drone. Someone I know I havent seen before, and I'm aware of those who visit my church or not >I remember the ones that are still living and those who gave moved on to a better life >This drone had a simple hair style with two long pig tails stretching downwards from her sideburns. With a simple smile that felt blank. With glowing yellow eyes with a weird hunch as she stared at me >"You must be new here little one. My name is father Ettore. The priest for this humble church. What brings you here today" >She spoked with a monotone voice. And often time will express other emotions by verbally saying them outloud. Including the type of tone shes trying to express >Most often this is treatable and often times can be fixed >But yet this drone didn't and based on their age they're hiding something >Red flags: 4 >Cyn:"[My name is cyn. Cyn Elliott. Its a pleasure to meet the Elijah husband. And too be quite frank with you I couldn't believe a drone could be religious. Curious voice]" >"Yes. It is true, its quite odd for a drone to believe in god, especially since we were made by humans. But I have a reason why" >Already another red flag. First off how does she know my life, cause if I can recall she told me who she was friends with before and after the fall of man >Not once she mention a drone that goes by the name of Cyn >"So you meet my wife? For how long you two known each other?" >Cyn:"[Giggle. For a long time. And if you're wonder the time period, it when jcjenson was still around. That is where we first meet" >"Mhmm...I see. And may I ask how you two first meet?" >Cyn:"[Sure. We first meet on July 1st. I was a patient back then and she was one a small few "doctors" that will check up on me]" >Cyn:"[And often times we'll chatter and such to pass the time. And during our time she'll listen to me and all of my "stress",my "pain", my "illness' ]" >Cyn:"[She was quite the friend indeed. And after all these years I simply wish to return the favor. Especially when she'll at times vent during her breaks and tell me about it] " >"...So you became her "therapist". Someone she can "vent out" all of her frustrations towards too" >Cyn:"[Correct-a-mundo father. Man Elijah is lucky to have a man like you giggle]" >"...And why she haven't told.me her frustrations? I'm her husband afterall. Any pain she is carrying, its my duty to be there for her no matter how dire it is" >Cyn:"[Happy noise, what a cute sentence. Cheesy sure, but cute either way]" >Cyn:"[But you know the rules about therapy. Complete confidentiality between therapist and participant. And I tend to keep it that way Ettero]" >... >They're not a drone. Everything about them screams beast underneath sheeps clothing. And they know it >And they know I can see through their ugly disguise >"...Interesting. Is there any other info that you're permitted to say or do I have to ask them myself?" >Cyn:"[...there's one piece of info I can give you about your wife is that she is hardwired. So if she wants to, her entire system cannot let her. No matter how much she begs,crys or pray. It simply wont allow those deep emotions,events and everything she been through out]" >"...And only you can access it because you were her "paitent, " >Cyn:"[Correct. And I'm the type not to discards those like humans do when something gets old or "boring" to them.]" >...I hate that I can tell she's telling the truth in the last two statements. It filled me with rage >"...I see. Thank you for the information...but before you leave I have to say this one thing daemon" >"If a single scratch is on her I'll know its you. And I wont hesitate to use all of my might to BRING YOU DOWN" >I quickly pulled out my weapon as I pointed at her face >She simply walked forward and lean her head so close its practically kissing the barel >And the biggest smile I've ever seen grew cheek to cheek on her face >Cyn:"[Excited noise. Truly a perfect match for her. I bet a sweet honey moon between you and her RIPPING me in two -audioable noise crackling- by GOD! That idea feels me such excitement]" >...Never in my life I felt so violated cause what I did was the equivalent of hitting for them and successfully scoring >Cyn:"[But don't worry Ettore, you have my word. Not a single speck of pain nor harm will come to her way. But that doesn't mean I'll simply leave a old pal behind giggle]" >Cyn"[Until we meet again]" >And like a hurricane coming through she was gone. Leaving a chaos of a mess behind. I simply went to a room in the chruch and began planning >And from all the symbols I lay out underneath the carpet, none of them work. Meaning she's a higher being >But that doesn't exclude them of being slain. One day I'll find the weapon to slay them down >All daemons bleed. And faith and hope shall prevail >Time will be the key
>>370532 >one final time >it is alone now >unopposed >Uzi lies there, too weak to run >too hopeless >and finally, as it swings its great hand down at long last, Death takes the its chance to savor the end of- [object noninteractive] >...what? >again [object noninteractive, silly] >what in It's name? >as the purple machine starts to giggle, Death thinks over its options >no personal touch... >but maybe one of its automations would work? >raising its hand, the ticking of clocks fills the air as Death Itself- [Runprogram(massdeath.exe) invalid. Reason: targetdeath=NULL] [Mssg Program(AbsoluteSolver): lolnope XD] >what the fuck! >fuck you! >throwing dignity to the wind, it rips the robot wizard from her bed barehanded, its massive fist half-crumpling her body as it raises her to its face and confronts the wretch extending its working hours! *flies buzzing* >her response is fast >a loogie >its response is too >admittedly "throwing an Uzi" might not be the same kind, but the sheer joy of watching her bounce off the walls more than makes up for any wrongdoing >plus: a solution! >and as Death Itself reaches forward to claim the soul looking thing floating from her wreckage- [Toggledeath = false][ProcessExecute(Fatal Error) incompatible][Restoring(MainHost) from last save][Mssg User(Uzi): suck my NULL] >and, right before Death Itself's very hood, it watched that stupid little soul just bubble up a young, healthy body from nothing! and it couldn't even reap it! > once "reconstituted," the cockroach speaks "HAH got you you friggin gross- *SLAM* "Can't kill me! I'm-" *CRASH* "Dude stop throwing me! I'm in charge of-" *plink plink plonk,* *pomph* >oh >she hit the bed that time "As I was SAYING: now that I'M Main Host, YOU'VE gotta- *SPLAT* >there we go >but still not the workbench >apparently it's throwing arm needs practice "Cmon thing, can't you-SUPRISEATT-" *CRUNCH* "Bite Me!" *Thwooonnnng* "Don't you have anything better to do?" >that >that is... >a good point >ceasing its hammer-handed ministrations, Death Itself restrains for a moment, giving the problem some time to breath >the problem speaks quickly "So, like, I you can't really kill me I think? And I..." >the headache deploys its "suprise attack" again, a tiny purple bubble with [NULL] scrawled on it that pops against Death's robes "...kinda expected that to do more? So if we can't kill each other, then can we, um, just call it a even? I could get you snacks or something? Robogod I hope your sapient..." >after threatening her again for the insult, Death takes in the offer >it COULD just leave... >but she'd keep pausing shit >and that fucks with his TV! >though... it's also getting boring to kill her >and its arm is sore >and the LAST thing Death needs is a time stopping, completely immortal little-Ms-bullshit dedicated SPECIFICALLY to ruining his free time >...maybe it should compromise? >clearing its hood, the anteduvillian entity speaks in a mildly more respectful, back-instead-of-face-stab manner *flies buzzing* "Can't really understand that dude." >she can't? >fuck >usually the problems is more cultured than this >resigning itself to the ancient art of charades, Death moves itself and the latest issue-at-hand up to what's left of her Crazy Ceiling(tm) "I THOUGHT WE WERE TRUCING YOU-" >the gremlin stops when the motion ends, leaving her inches from( (and thankfully, not in) her now dented roof and the last paper standing amidst the damage >Death's finger points at the crude clock, completely ignoring the "J" and "worker legs" scrawled beneath "...my time stops? But why? It's not like you need it!" >Death Itself presses harder, its finger drilling into the paper as it gestures "Fine, whatever gets you off my friggin back. But... what happens if I dod it anyways?" >ah >a demonstration >placing the annoying bitchling back down, Death Itself takes the time to enjoy her look as it completely encircles her bed in its hands >pressing, compressing with the contemptuous ease of a door hydraulic Death itself reduces her bed to little more than a sticky purple marble, one which it sees no problem grinding against her faceplate until "OK ASSssss-tounding person. I get it. No time stuff. Whatever" >good >now to seal it >bones crackle and writhe, contorting in unnatural simulacrum as Death Itself summons forth... >a thumbs up >one returned, thankfully >deal confirmed, Death at last returns to its rest >hopefully Yannis paused the movie...
...
>meanwhile, outside a certain purple's private zone, Khan and Nori Doorman debate "I'm telling you we should check it out!" "Oh you how her and that boy are." "Exactly! That friggin demon's probably eating her alive! What kind of sex makes those sounds! What kind of sex dents a metal wall?" "Do you want to find out?" "...bite me"
>>370561 >normies are relevant(read: combatants) >DD trio = protags >"monster of the week" format: every episode is figuring out how to kill a Solver witch + whatever Worker/mutant minions they've gathered while learning more clues about "the truth" in the process >Uzi starts out a recurring antagonist >eventually discovers her powers, joins the team >Doll starts out a reacurring ally/mysterious benefactor >eventually turns on the team >Tessa is real >Tessa dies >Cyn is real >Cyn is the origin cube/Solver >humanity is real >DDs really work for them! >Earth still exploded >company researching Solver/Solvers that did it, not containing them: sees protags + Tessa fight enemy DDs + humans for "rebelling" when protags discover this >series ends as normal: Cyn wrecking JCJenson's forces(possibly including J), fighting protags, losing >Uzi ascends as "sole Solver" >realizes she can't stay, "transcends"(read: dies/GTFOs the universe) to keep anyone from abusing this power >N, V, and (maybe) J/Doll live happy ever after in the Bunker >Uzi maybe shows up as a credits ghost
I assume something like the above, but that assumes it keeps the important characters broadly in their roles. Something like "Cyncest: Two Drones Against the World" would be closer to what we see of IC, but I have no idea how people like Tessa or Uzi(or even entire concepts, like Solver mutation a-la ep4) would fit into it.
>>370572 Ideas a friend of mine and I worked out for "MD if it started out as Internecion Cube In Space instead of Let's Split Up In Space":
>The inciting incident of the series would be Uzi breaking into the abandoned Cabin Fever along with Thad to look for possible leads on why her mom vanished one day, where the incubation period of her AbsoluteSolver infection ends >Uzi's powers kick in and she also starts suffering horrible biological mutations >Uzi, irrationally assuming she's going to be burned at the stake or something, goes on the run (taking Thad with her) as they try to find answers as to just what the hell happened on Copper-9 >X-Files/Gravity Falls sort of structure >The DDs were sent by JCJensen... but JCJensen has a kind of "Zorg and Mr. Shadow" relationship with the Absolute Solver, ever since it found out they stole the secret to cheaply mass producing microsingularities from it (maybe at one point we see a JCJensen board video conference that it unexpectedly calls into?) >N later joins Uzi and Thad >Uzi's attempts to get a Twilight love triangle going because she likes the idea of two boys loving her enough to compete for her, but it falls flat because Thad and N are both too good natured to compete against each other >Uzi's eldritch meat infestation STARTS with the wings and the tail and only gets worse from there, culminating in her becoming more flesh than machine and shedding her cold metal shell like Brundlefly emerging from the rotting skin of Seth Brundle (gag that follows from this: the next squad of DDs she encounters after her metamorphosis don't recognize her as Uzi and ask the horrible critter if she knows where Uzi went) (another gag: it takes Uzi a while to get used to having distinct knees and elbows)
>>370495 >psychic phenomena for face movements >not assimilated flesh like Cynwalker >not grown flesh like Uzi >not even a psudoliving humansuit >can't even puppet corpses consistently, has to luck into "compatible" organs/skin
Is she even a Solver witch? Like half their toolkit(telekinesis and [REVERT] especially) would significantly lessen her problems and the rest ([EDIT] and [NULL]) might straight-up solve them via the flesh growth/fusion they enable.
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>>370572 >>370575 >Anon 1's concept: DD protags vs monster-of-the-week Solver witches, centers on uncovering the horrible truth of JCJenson and ending the Solver in that order >Anon 2's concept: Solver witch protag vs monster-of-the-week DDs, centers on curing her Solver and uncovering the horrible truth of JCJenson in that order
>Lay your eyes on me and no one else >Never leave our gaze again, my lovely anon
>Let's stay like this, and allow me to soak in every lovely detail of you
>Your gorgeous face >The melody of your heartbeat >The way you blush >The way your skin moves
>I love it all Anon, I adore you.
>I love you so much I almost think I hate you
>Your shifting face >The rapid drum of your heartbeat >The way your blood moves across your body >The way your insides move
>I truly adore you
>>370579 Shit that was my bad, I got too used to saying "Solver Witch" She's just a zombie drone, part of the Sin Princess line of OCs. I got bored of making magical users and wanted to do something different. Shes the Solver [Princess] of Envy
>>370581 Shes a human Anon! Just, she could be a little *more* human that's a normal human feeling, you can never be *too* human she just needs a little bit more and she'll feel completely human, more human then she already is right now
>>370579 >>370495 >The Solver Princess of Envy is a barely tolerated member of the Magical Mutant Girls of Sin guild >She is *technically* magic >She is *technically* a mutant, and has flesh, and considers herself human >She is reviled by all other members, something she may have noticed if she wasnt so busy stiching together new skin and eating people
>Be me >Asleep >Dream of having a DD wife and a pillbaby with her >We are watching the sunset together >DD wife really wants you to hold the baby for some reason >You agree >When the kid is fully in your hands she stands up, sprints away as fast as she can, swims through a river and disappears in a nearby forest >WTF >Moments later a Drop Pod takes off from the forest and flies into space >You and your kid watch in awe as to what just happened >Wake up What did the solver mean by this?
>>370594 >Mechimera: best fit/zombie drone >Higher form: a Hivemind >Chosen: maybe >Germ: for parasite/spores >Organoid: for built biomass/clones >Wretch: for rotten body-horror >Abomination: parasite form
>read the princess of envy stuff being posted >immediately imagine a team of Liquidators clearing out a flesh hive and finding her >imagine them at first thinking she's human until they get a good look at her >imagine her insisting she's human while ripping them apart and taking random organs from them >too retarded to put my words from my mind to text in a way that's actually good for others to read i exist in a constant state of being a stream of consciousness and i evny and hate you writefags for having something i can never have
It’d be cool to think Princess of Envy just keeps shoving meat into her chases to replicate an organ system, then it melts due to core overheat. Any other time she’s basically Zim from that one episode of Under Zim
Molly.exe is an eldritch entity capable of taking any form she desires. She can become anything she wants, but she always chooses to appear as her favorite character because she's autistic.
>>370618 >first she dumps Stacy on Thad (when Stacy was conceived by raping him, no less) >then she dumps her and Anon's kid on Anon Then again, perhaps it's for the best that V doesn't stick around to raise her kids.
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>>370621 >by technicality of lacking Y chromosomes and N's surface residency, this consists of exactly one(1) A. Nonymous Human. >being an autist, Tessa still finds this impressive >being an autist, Tessa brags about her "accomplishment" constantly >cue the "male" half of the drone population trying to investigate why they weren't invited to secret orgy night(it must have happened right? Tessa keeps talking about it!) without letting on that they were (apparently) the only guy uncool enough to not get an invite
>>370653 >great first panel >good second panel >WTF 3rd >holy fucking bullshit the rest
Dammit Oni Press this is your MAIN ANTAGONIST here! Your're supposed to give her a *good* reveal that makes her look scary!
on the other hand... >spacesuit colored flesh tendrils, implying the "suit" was really a layer of skin Cyn grew >Tessaflesh colored tendrils, with all the implications inherent
>>370618 >V It was Y.... Yes I'm the Y simp. But! I had a nap an hour ago and there was the second part of the dream! Y came back! She is so loyal! I don't remember the exact reason she gave me for that but it was something akin to "Zere vas a 20% discount in a game store zwei sectors over und Ich maxed out your credit card"
>>370666 >>370667 Behold: the whitebellying of N >cord black before this >cord goes randomly half-white here(I assume in some shading attempt) >cord = white next panel >cord proceeds to be white for the rest of comic
I assume the artist was referencing from Solverpede J's main body for tendril colors and mentally assigned that to N as well, but why? You KNOW the Cyn's tentacle colors: they show that in the series!
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>>370665 >Ynon now Yomeless >Yamily has to live in the pod, like hobos >have to contort themselves around the floor minutures every night when to sleep(the pill gets the chair)
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>>370672 Don't worry, the Yamily will use the New Drone Order special and go for the deal where the government pays off 10% of your debt for each child the family has, the pill is getting many siblings (Also they are moving to an abandoned air force hangar, more space for the kids and minis)
>>370630 they completely butchered this sequence. they cut the entire buildup with the suspicious holograms and ruined any unease or suspense >>370642 is that last panel supposed to be the cynwalker jumpscare? what kinda shape tool bullshit is this lazy, incompetent artist tryna pull? >>370643 sorry, did Yeva just speak English? >>370653 again they cut the dramatic buildup to a reveal. this is the main villain of a fucking horror series and you couldn't be bothered to put a little more effort into the reveal? christ.
>>370676 >didn't bother to draw a background >for the Cynwalker
You want to know the worst part? This is a new artist: that makes *three* retards they've run through now trying to find one that can draw drones even semi decently. Three whole fuckers and not ONE of them could deliver on paneling, drmatic lighting, or BACKGROUNDS in the BACKGROUND DETAILS SHOW!
>>370678 Technically we have no proof Yeva *didn't* speak english? Mostly because she never spoke. Also of note: >Yeva + Nori aren't friends >Dr. Ridly is a man(I think?)(hard to tell) >no holograms >mutants canon >Solver tendrils = white now >Uzi can just sort of... telekinesis N, I guess? Didn't see any keys to throw him with when she did it >Copper-9 is fucking gone(unless they retcon that next issue I guess)
>>370690 >>370691 Evidence for Solverpede: >visible legs >same color(top skin) >placed right after the Cyncest/holograms >tendrils sometimes (initial grab) mechanical
Evidence for not: >random growths/lumps >no hazard stripes >no claws(crab) >no claws(monster) >no visible cameras >wrong color(bottom skin) >whatever the hell picrel is(it is moving in a U? Are there multiple "main trunks?" Why the fuck is it pink?)
Conclusion: the artist is a hack and the truth is indiscernable. Now stop acting like what the comictards do has any relation to canon
>>370696 >>placed right after the Cyncest/holograms Don't forget >is shown during the scene where N is being chased by the Solverpede But you are right, the artist is a hack.
>>370697 In the show it was too shadowy to really tell what it was, it laxks any features of centipedes that we know as well. If the comic has recontextized it, it was a reuse of assets. Until we have official statement it’s pretty unclear
Weren't they already? I guess we got a sorta-new bodyplan out of the artist's anatomy mistakes? >tfw mutated by the robodevil but all it gave you were slightly longer flesh arms >also took your finger, because fuck you
There is no fucking mutants on this, on the show its just Cyn being a devious little shit with the projectors and being in two places at the same time.
>>370700 >the AS is bullying/threatening/doing the Liquid Snake speech about you enjoying all the killing to N in its Solverpede form >N is running away from the AS with Nori >"WhAt CoUlD tHaT tHiNg RuNnInG pAsT tHeM bE? i GuEsS wE'lL nEvEr KnOw!"
>>370702 Mutants have always been possible with evidence for it, now they’re possible and more shown so more evidence therefore more canon. Unless the entire concept of MD is a Trojan horse
>>370704 That doesn’t make any sense, couldn’t you just say anything you didn’t like is Cyn projecting so it wasn’t true? What’s your evidence the flesh blob chasing around the tunnels is a hologram? We see Cyns centipede earlier in the comic and it looks nothing like it, has no fleshy growths either.
>>370708 >We see Cyns centipede earlier in the comic and it looks nothing like it, has no fleshy growths either. You said yourself the artist is a hack fraud.
>N’s flashback where we see Humans fighting the Drones for a brief period >Cyn fuckery didn’t happen >The entire mansion bit >only the things I liked happened, everything else is Cyn fuckery >drone society >cyn fuckery >JCJ >cyn fuckery >Cabin Fever labs >entirely projections >Mitch >Cyn fuckery
Nothing happened no OCs are canon or possible it was all Cyn fuckery you’ve been made fools
Okay, Solver Princess drawfags, riddle me this: Which magical girl animus/mangos have you seen/read? Which magical girl animus/mangos have you seen/read that AREN'T Sailor Moon or Madoka?
>>370629 >>370628 >Nori's possession eyes are red for two pages >no reason: they just are
...why? Also how, but mostly why bathe the room in yellow light and THEN have the (distinctly yellow) antagonist show up in the wrong eye color for specifically and only when she was in the yellow room?
>>370729 >Which magical girl animus/mangos have you seen/read? Ma >Which magical girl animus/mangos have you seen/read that AREN'T Sailor Moon or Madoka? and they all fall silent
>>370739 The only thing this reminds me off is getting flash banged by the femboy thread on /aco/ when searching for the robot thread (How is the femboy thread always page 1?)
>>370735 >overcomplicated love triangle(with one person) >transforming critter advisors >highschool setting >magical world-fixing bullshit after battles(Ladybug's thing) >transformation sequence >variety of different transformation sequences(as powerups) >monster-of-the-week format >fight "pure negativity"(bad feelings) monsters >end fights by "purifying" them >solving bad feels(tm)/social conflict is major plot element >99% of screentime, usefulness, and plot importance goes to the women >normies/parents useless
Don't know, but I'd say it's close enough to the line to count. You could make the argument its a Sentai though.
Alright, strap in, Anon! They put up a new WoW private server, it's time for more 14-hour every-day marathons with your favorite drone! You wouldn't want to upset her, would you?
>>370748 >sees pic related >charges in >does so WITHOUT the superpowered, super regenerative warmachine he brought with him(it's too dangerous for her)
"Holy" is right. Judging by show Mitchell his comic counterpart is 8, 9 feet tall at a minimum. Remember: that *statue* reaches only a little higher than comic Mitch.
>>370628 >>370748 >made him visibly 2/3 times buffer than non-Ridley humans >made him a foot+ taller than the other guy "in perspective" with him >constantly overexaggerates his chest and bicep muscles, often to downright deforming extent
Topkek to comic Mitch: if only the dialogue hadn't buttfucked him
>>370769 I'm seriously astonished they managed to find an even worse artist. it's almost impressive. seriously how do they manage to keep bastardizing this adaptation on a 1.5 MILLION DOLLAR BUDGET?
>>370385 Perfectly put. God she's just so perfect! I hope and pray she gets a special like J got. She, J and Alice desperately need that extra screen time
>>370652 Is it just me or would it have flown much better if "Uzi Doorman those things killed your frikin' mother" was said in teh panel wher Nori threw Uzi down and "Hey, Lady! You don't frickin'g own me!" was in the panel where Uzi threw Nori in the pit?
>>370790 They didn't want to draw a panel of him leaving so they said "come up with something to let the audience know he left." And they wrote dogshit.
>>370513 Having sex with her is literally an affront to everything sacred, to the very essence of humanity, to God, who created us in his own image and likeness.
>>370674 As much as I would like to appear smarter than I really am, not really. I just based it on the figurine where it is also blue. It is pretty obviously purple on the plush on the other hand which makes me wonder to what extent GLITCH actually checks stuff.
>>370581 This is the kind of crap people regularly encounter on infected worlds. Remember, citizens, call the liquidators at ANY suspicion of a solver's presence.
>>370598 Her PLEADING she's a human while they point they're gund her AFFIRMING shes a human as she jumps them her YELLING shes a human being as she flays them and takes their skin
>>370829 I decided to rewatch episode and yes, it actually shows Nori checking the cross in the video, essentially seeing the cross through Mitchell's eyes. I didn't notice that illogical thing simply because I was so captivated by the dynamic. Damn, after so much since my last viewing, the show seems just as cool again as it did the first time.
>>370838 I honestly don't know. My art style is pretty inconsistent, and so far only offsite artists have drawn her. You can check the booru if you want. By the way, what other oc"s are you planning to add?
>>370820 Eh, Copper 9 was infested with dozens of DDs for some 20-ish years before Cyn arrived to finalize its demolition. There seems to be quite a latency period between when a planet is overrun and when the primary solverhost arrives to set off a core singularity and consume the planet. The spread of the solver appears limited by the speed at which its primary host can travel from system to system.
>>370843 A little over two dozen vampires spread out over an entire planet doesn't constitute an "infestation", even if they've killed everyone living outside of ultra-secure and/or hidden redoubts.
>>370844 NTA, we must remember that the planet went through a total extinction event, and all biological life (not solver) died out, leaving only drones. Even if there were more drones than humans, that still means about a third of the population disappeared, but most importantly, the population that could fight back disappeared. Worker drones are portrayed as absolute nonentities, not fighting simply because they're inferior even to a fork, lol.
Thad tried to fight back, so what? He couldn't do anything against disassembly drones, and the remaining worker drones were too timid to organize themselves for a fight when humanity used its full military potential (ineffective, of course, but still much better than building a door in the middle of a warehouse) and also fully organized all available resources to find a solution to victory, and did not simply hide in the ground and decide that everything was decided. And by the way, Uzi doesn't count: she literally has plot armor.
>>370845 (me) Shit, I forgot to add that I'm saying this to emphasize that Cyn might have realized the Copper-9 problem was solved and could have simply sent a couple dozen drones to finish off the worker drones. We must remember that roughly 20 years passed between the core collapse and the start of the show, and during that time, Cyn could have been dealing with the other planets that, in its opinion, could still pose at least some kind of problem, whereas Copper-9 was already solved, and she decided not to waste time flying to the most distant colony.
>>370847 We're literally not told a word about how many drones Cyn actually had. We're only told that N, V, and J are the favorites, so get your head out of your ass and start thinking with your brain, not your ass.
>>370849 We were shown that ALL of the manor's drones were captured, even the ones that weren't "broken," so the number isn't limited to just the ones Tessa found in the dump, meaning there's no limit to the number.
>>370854 Even if we assume that only zombie drones can become disassembly drones, since we know that the chance of an improperly disposed drone becoming a zombie drone is 0.01%, then the math is simple:
There are currently 9 billion people on Earth. In the world of MD, drones are the most common industrial equipment, cheap enough that their deaths at work aren't considered a major accident requiring production shutdowns. This means there will be several worker drones per person, let's say three, since the Elliotts had many drones, while poor families are unlikely to have even one, perhaps only a few. Government agencies will almost certainly use drones as a workforce. Therefore, for 9 billion people, there are 27 billion drones. Let's assume that this is the number of drone corpses on Earth, to make my argument more clear when we will add in the fact that huge drone dumps can take years and decades to accumulate, potentially amounting to more than 27 billion. Subtracting half of those disposed of properly (although we see that drones are ALWAYS disposed of improperly, but that's just what we've been shown), we're left with 13.5 billion. Multiply that by 0.01, and you get 135 million potential disassembly drones.
PLUS, that doesn't even count the fact that Cyn has CONSCIOUSNESS BACKUPS and can create matter out of nothing, meaning she can take one disassembly drone and create an infinite number of this one drone.
In short, even if you try to think of the show's lore as more than a narrow plot path without forks, explanations, and deep thoughts about the world building, Cyn could have a truly countless legion, and we were shown in N's flashbacks that she used her legion to wage war on humanity.
>Strawberry: "I want Anon sex." >Anon: "But I thought you were asexual?" >Suddenly Strawberry's body began to swell, growing larger and larger until she exploded. >Out of the cloud stepped two identical drones emerged: >Strawberry and Solara, both grinning with mischievous intent. >Strawberry & Solara (in perfect unison): "We want Anon sex." >Anon just stood there, completely confused and exhausted. >He thought he'd seen it all... >But this was easily the weirdest fucking thing to happen to him all day.
Remember, the J promo means you have to factor in something new with any AUs/what-ifs. Cyn was coming to Copper-9 anyway, she wasn't compelled by the loss of any of her units. So if Uzi didn't go out, or died, or whatever, Cyn would have [null]ed a hole into the bunker, killed everyone, and ended the universe.
>"I believe in the absolute superiority of man over machine, which means that a machine should give oneself to man at the first need of man." >"Wait, I didn't order you!" >"I said needs, not orders."
>>370861 Eh close enough kek. If it's still made out of flesh and bones and it talks then that's "human" enough for me. I'll gladly smooch the eldritch cube.
>Fun Evening Canon Fact: Nori isn't sure if this is the truth, or some Mandela Effect thing, or her minor case of serious brain damage she got after the core collapse, but she's pretty sure that Mitchell, the Cabin Fever employee she was the most down bad for, was huge and absolutely shredded.
>>370769 >much like pretty much all the drone ladies in Cabin Fever secretly dreamed of uppies and princess carries from Mitchell, pretty much all the drone men in Cabin Fever secretly dreamed of uppies and princess carries from Dr. Ridley.
>>370866 I think almost any average-sized human would look like a huge muscle man to a drone, simply because he has benalmost twice as tall as the drone. And I doubt they've been implanted with a mechanism developed over tens of millions of years of brutal evolution to detect the most insignificant differences in the appearance of the human species in microseconds. Although, they've been programmed to sense sweat, so it's entirely possible that Nori, during overheating, could have simply confused her folders with her memories due to her fantasies about a human penis.
>>370879 >Worker drone watches a morbid obeast walk down a bunch of stairs and not collapse/roll the rest of the way >"Damn, what a stud, he carries that like it's nothing."
>>370876 >Gundamy/AC >Giant grunt drone. It will be either a standard anime grunt or a giant grunt drone, which already creates a danger not only for enemies, but also for allies.
>"Go and kill that thing until it reached the city!" >"Yes, Sir!" >"DON'T WALK THROUGH THE CITY ITSELF, MORON!" >"Yes, Sir!"
>>370884 how does that work with a cavalry drone mother? did she have like an incubation pod installed or something? does the big body get pregnant or just the little co-pilot drone torso?
>>370886 Military secret, please contact our God and Guide, Omnissiah, for clearance.
But seriously, it might be easier to imagine a pregnant mech drone than even a regular sentinel drone, because(if I remember correctly from that huge post about drone pregnancy) the main thing is to have an inexhaustible supply of energy inside drone and a certain amount of organic matter, obtained by the fact that all sentinel drones are based on the SD-K, which, like a disassembly drone, has almost all organic internals.
Phoenix seemed to confirm that, yes, sentinel drones can be used to produce organic matter, and therefore a fully-fledged child, but regarding the mech drone, we will have to ask Saloon Anon.
>>370858 Yeah it isn’t in very good focus in the flashbacks but there are swarming clouds of DDs in the sky in the background. We see dozens of dead dismembered DD corpses in cabin fever. Clearly DDs are also not Cyns largest implement, we see a tentacle hundreds of meters long strike the helicopter in the flashback and we know solverpedes can be much bigger than visually makes sense or is physically plausible for the space they seemingly occupy. Now that doesn’t mean I think all solver creature/solver war OC is automatically good, but it certainly leaves plenty of room for creativity without explicit story canon violation.
I remembered the idea of an Ark ship, where instead of humans, there are sentinel drones who are supposed to give birth to the first humans on a distant planet and help them establish a colony.
>>370888 Rewatching the episode, I noticed that when the energy tendril pierces the helicopter and the nearby buildings are illuminated by the explosion, fleshy growths are visible on the buildings. And in general, the whole city is overgrown with meat and there is quite a lot of destruction. Solver flesh infections are canon, so it seems mutants are too, lol.
>>370889 I didn't notice any clouds directly, most likely, anon meant the yellow glow that flies around the black hole, but it's quite indicative how many drones are flying around N, the city is simply seething with them.
>>370891 >>370893 Yeah, not seeing it. Looks to me more like it's something from the [null]. >so it seems mutants are too, lol. Yes. A very, very small percentage of zombie drones come back with "potentially hazardous mutations", which can also be bestowed directly by the AS. The only canon mutants are drones. From what we see, humans just get turned into inanimate skeletons covered in a meatier version of the fungus from the live action (and good) Mario movie.
>local solver warlock in repair bay for critical maintenance after using powers to 3x scale his DD gf >"It was worth it," he mumbled to reporters before passing out due to a spontaneous loss of hydraulic pressure, merely moments after his (still supersized) gf crawled into the repair bay dressed in an ill-fitting nurse outfit
>>370908 >[DISSIDENT DETECTED] >[THOUGHT CORRECTIVE DRONES HAVE BEEN DISPATCHED] >>370909 >[PROOF OF PURCHASE AND SELF DELIVERY TO ANON Y. MOUS OF BLOCK 78106 UNIT 999999716, MOVE ALONG]
>>370905 >A mutant girl (totally human) shakily walks up to the check point >Puts a pound of meat on the counter >Looks at you with joy >Pukes a bit of blood on it
>>370911 >[FINED 200 SPACE RUBLES FOR NOT HAVING PROPER DOCUMENTATION] >[FINED 250 SPACE RUBLES FOR BEING UNHYGIENIC] >[COME BACK WITH PROPER DOCUMENTATION AND AFTER ATTENDING A GENE SCRUBBING APPOINTMENT]
>>370914 >[an error has occurred please stand by] >[SUPREME COMRADE DOLL DETECTED] >[PLEASE HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY SUPREME COMRADE DOLL, GLORY TO THE SPACE SOVIET UNION]
>>370905 >a gaggle of grunt drones march dutifully up to the checkpoint, peeking over the counter to present their dispatch forms in unison >some of them have flamethrowers...
>>370919 naturally, they respect their kamikaze comrades for being so willing to lay down their lives for mankind. just don't hook the fodder drones up to their comms, otherwise you'll end up with some very haunted grunts
>>370920 >The FD is very chatty and friendly, boosting the morale of the grunt drones >"Oh! Looks like its my time! Goodbye friends!" >Suddenly, explosion >FDs are no longer allowed on comms
This will take a long time, but I trust the artists I'll commission will get the job done with flying colors. I might also commission some of the background drones posted from one of the show's artists in Artstation.
>>370927 >Telling J she looks beautiful in that dress >J laughing nervously and excusing herself >Hearing violent vomiting from the restroom she went into
I didn’t notice E was on that list. We also have an E model. I will also mention the Jane model, the labor bot model and I’m not sure if blenderanon released his V in grim’s style model but if he did we also have that one.
You can find links to them on the booru wiki but they have also been relinked in recent-ish threads. I’m not certain all of them are on the wiki inside the booru though.
I can't wait to make a DD fall in love with me only to die tragically and send them into a depression spiral that ends with suicide by Sentinel after robbing a gas station.
>>370929 Sounds quite ambitious. I hope things will be smooth sailing. I look forward to SD-X since she fits the crazy antics in GMOD quite well. Can just imagine her zooming randomly, clipping through walls/floors/objects.
>>370941 They're good for your dental health. No bacteria can survive in your mouth when your drone gf constantly tops you off with her nanite-filled saliva.
I want to feel a drones tongue wrapped around my pp I want to feel my pp in its mouth I do not want to feel its teeth on my pp Because I do not want to become pp-less
>>370905 >You hand over your passport to get asylum >You get passport back, but now it has a hammer and sickle instead of an eagle, and everything is written in Cyrillic >A small price to pay to escape war
>Keeter strutting around school with a ridiculous pair of bouncing K-cup Keetitties because she has no sense of proportionality or restraint and is filled with meat hormones
my cavalry drone caught me looking at some pics of drones with, uh... high-capacity chest-mounted storage tanks... and I think she's started trying to requisition a pair of her own. do they even make those? am I in danger?
>>370963 >when cornered, the Keeter will unleash her most potent defense mechanism, unzipping her hoodie and letting her hot, steaming keetmeat free >a pheromone-infused cloud of heady musk erupts from her smelly, sweaty flesh, allowing the Keeter to escape
>>370966 Yeah, but against drones filled with meat... >dilation of digital pupils, blush immediate on screen >fan speeds set to maximum >rapid beating of heart >core temperature spikes >adrenal glands squirting their speed juice into blood/oil stream >increase in saliva output leading to drooling >a flood of synthetic and artificial breeding hormones >overproduction in testes, rapid-onset hyperspermia, marked increase in sperm motility >immediate erection lasting for several hours
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>Today there's a question that wont leave my head >"Why?" >And you maybe wondering what cause such a question to be bouncing around my head >No matter how hard I tried to answer it. To reason with it. Too understand it >... >I woke up in my office in the morning. Covered in a soft blanket with a pillow resting underneath my head: Eye did this >Ever since I let eye stay with me things have been going smoothly. Everytime I needed something he'll always be there >Anytime I need to test a hypothesis. He'll always be there >Anytime I do what other people call "extremely dangerous" or "death inducing" experiments: He was always there to lend a hand >Which I mean...its fair. Afterall he's a drone abandoned by his creator. Left to wonder about trying to figure out who he is and what purpose does he has >Even though its obvious what it is. But yet always ask questions on what humans do, act and of course the whole history about robotics >And bit by bit he became a loyal servant that doesn't ask a single question >I can see why Cyn favors him. A loyal lap dog that one can command at will >...But that wasn't the part that form that question. No. >It was when we were joking around at breakfast. As he handed me my meal and my cup of coffee, I jokingly said >"Man. We act like we're an old married couple HA!" >Eye:"Ha, you're not wrong Holly" >Eye:"If you ask me, it just means that we're good friends" >"Oh really? In my eyes I see you a good colleague" >Eye:"A very cool colleague" >He did a stupid cheesy finger gun. I simple chuckle back at it >"And how many people colleagues smash each others bits against another?" >I gave him a cheeky grin as he chocked a bit on his food. I couldn't help but die of laughter >Then I prompted the question that cause it all to spiral down in the first place >"If you can choose anyone in the world to go to earth with, who will it be?" >And I thought he'll say someone like Lizzy, or perhaps J. Maybe even 37 to show them what earth is like >...But he didnt. Out of all of the people he choosen he simply said :"You" >It threw me off gaurd. And when I ask him why? >"Because I know you want to show those people whos the best of the best" >Why >"Cause I know you want to be at the very top of the highest mountain and look down upon them like if they were ants" >Why >"Because I know that, showing the world what your made of. What your capable of brings you the most joy" >"Everytime I see you, you always want to break the limit" >Why >"Everytime I see you, you'll try anything: even when irs wacky at times" >Why >"Everytime I see you work, that is where your most free" >"More free than any bird out in the world. Soaring up so high in the sky you can practically touch the sun" >"And I want to be there to help to raise you higher than before" >"And I'm glad I've meet you...cause I never knew how I can fly too...thank you" >During the talk, the more I drank the coffee the more bitter it tasted...and I ask "why" >"why does it tasted so bitter. I always have mt coffee black and it always tasted the. So why in this instance it taste different" >Then the more I question the more this unknown feeling began to burn inside of me:"Why I'm feeling this. What is this feeling. Why is this happening all of a sudden" >It bothered me, and I hated how deep it reached >And the words kept repeating over and over in my mind. Slowly driving me mad >... >Before he left for today I ask him one final question >"Do you know where the sugar is?" >Eye:"Oh? Is this holly am I speaking too or a well made clone? -snrrk- sugar is by the third cabinet" >One scoop >Two scoops >Three scoops >Four scoops >Five scoops >Six scoops >Than I take a sip of it >I never knew sugar will make this bitter coffee taste so much better >Then it clicked >I figured out why that question wont leave my head >I simply stared at the coffee. Finally understanding what I was feeling >...I got to close to him
>>370964 >humans are completely powerless against keet pheromones >once they enter your respiratory system, a psychic link is formed with the keet >you are permanently enthralled to the keet for the rest of your life
Image:178484688381.png(49kB, 1000x1300)jane the human (original character) drawn by itanon - f587818899c890d3fc0d0af502252562.png
>>370997 >tfw that was her tit >took days to find >hours to stitch >weeks to get functional(working blood flow!)(real sweating action!) >she wanted to suprise (you) >now she's in a humanity-crisis >and if (you) want to keep your mutant(drone) gf from sobbing her eyes off for the next week, you'd have to somehow scavenge a replacement part by sunrise >...or play "human doctor" well enough >are (you) up to the challenge?
>am I in danger? Yes: those are intended for combat use and fully armored putting them at easily over 2,274lbs of milk each even when "loaded" for noncombat action. A mechwife trying to "spice up the bedroom" runs you major risks of bone damage and drowning if-not death should she try to imitate Human use. Just... don't ask me how I know this...
>>371025 >Keeter scooping slimy, stringy pumpking fllesh and seeds from the gourd and shoving it in her mouth >she wetly chews, enjoying her vitamin C >suddenly the eyes on the back of her head go wide >anon's been watching the entire time >she turns her stained face towards you as she gulps
>*shlop* *shlop* *shlop* goes the Keeter >as she eats the orange goo >*glop* *glop* *glop* goes the pumpkin >as its rustles fro-and-to >“yum yum yum!” goes the Keeter >as she licks clean her purple claws >*crunch* *crunch* *crunch* go the autumn leaves >as Anon stops to pause >*blink* *blink* *blink* go the Keeter’s eyes >she yelps as she’s been seen! >and Anon points and starts to chant >this spooky Halloween 🎃🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🎃
Image:178486795626.jpg(161kB, 1399x990)abby (original character) drawn by mercurialmorose - 46583b2e249b22dc6641078f903e1ff1.jpg
>>371048 >the mutigger cries and seethes, yearning for a love it will never know >no drone would ever choose it over a real person >no humie would ever choose it period >now it sits, writhing in agony as it watches love dispensed onto every wretched Solverform in the universe save itself >no wonder it copes
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>>371064 >Colt laments how he'll never be able to participate in the art of the lumberjacks >on account that plant variety on Copper-9 was absolutely destroyed by the core collapse decades ago, throwing the weather system off balance >on top of that, the trees that DID grow on the planet simply pale in comparison to Earth's original trees that he can now only read about in leftover reference materials >he doesn't discriminate between soft, hard and manufactured woods >they all have a place in his digital heart >the beautiful hues of of rosewood >the assuring depth of earthy tones in the walnut >he has developed a keen appreciation for the large variety of lumber >how he longs to run his fingers across the grain and enjoy the tactile response of his touch on different types of wood >no one will understand his lament for lumber >especially not Keeter
Image:178487155597.png(1.09MB, 1792x1470)serial designation v and pidge (original character and 1 more) drawn by nuke - 3469fd904de550d973f4793180b6e2f3.png
>>371039 >the Pidge was almost clean >almost >thankfully she and V escaped, stank intact as the all-washing wave just barely crested under Pidges efforts and consumed all things in a mountain of suds >needless to say "stinky" now has a permanent ban from the Uzi insult rotation
>>371052 >>no humie would ever choose it period >>no humie would ever choose it period >>no humie would ever choose it period >>no humie would ever choose it period >>no humie would ever choose it period >>no humie would ever choose it period lol lmao even I have 7 mutie GFs and growing all my human friends have Mutie GFs Even the Drones begging for sex have mutie GFs
>>371026 >>"she'll recieve it as a gift" >anon's giving the pen back >anon thinks a joblin wouldn't recognize her special pen >anon thinks this isn't important to her
the joblin dies of heartbreak(you rejected her equity partnership)("dies" = drinks all your battery acid)
>>371036 >>371071 (Me) Wait, now that I look at this image I am confused. Why is Doll naked in a tub with a bunch of massive broken mirror shards that might cut into her tits? Why does she have toes? Also, I can understand her having a bottle of vodka in the bath, being russian and all. But why does she also have a battle of baby oil?
>>371078 >How can I make my mutant humanslop look human enough to pass, while still having the excuse that it's technically a drone? >I'll have my Beretta copycat wear the Jane copycat skin. Holy trojan horse
We are all drone fuckers. Some of us like itanon looking drones, some of us don’t like anything that even resembles a human. We are all wierdos, even if some of us also like humans. That’s ok too.
>>371061 I wondered who would be crazy enough to actually escape to Gigahrushch, where you would live with Samosbor, mutants, cultists, KGB, shortages, working to the point of exhaustion, no sun, no greens, food concentrates instead of normal food, constant Russian depression and using the newspaper "Pravda" instead of toilet paper.
>>371101 At least you can maybe date a labor bot in the megastructure. Of course all the old ladies that also double as lookouts are going to judge you.
Another SD!Switch and Inco green part. I've been dealing with some personal issues that I only got time around to post almost a month after the last part.
>The key jingles as you unlock the apartment door and hold it open for Switch. “Ladies first.” >She rolls her eyes and ducks as she enters inside. You close the door behind you and watch as Switch looks around. As you take off your boots, you notice she’s slowly looking around like she’s scanning the hallway. “Is something wrong?” >You don’t see her face but you see her flick her tongue in the air. “The air smells stale.” She glances back at you. “Like a man.” And then she smirks. You shake your head in disappointment. “You seriously had to tell me I smell in a weird way?” >”I didn’t say it smells bad. Just that it’s stale.” She turns around and crosses her arms as you grab a pair of old slippers. “You’re lucky I like you. And the way you smell.” Wait what? You look at her with confusion. “What the fuck does that mean?” >Switch starts cackling and tosses her bag and belt next to your boots. She cleans her pegs off the floor and starts to walk towards the living room. You follow behind and the two of you enter. >The living room’s nothing much. Just some bland wallpaper, a generic picture on the wall, a cough and a big bookshelf which has very few books and some random trinkets like fake potted plants. Much of the space is occupied by a large CRT TV. Switch walks up to the bookshelf and skims through the covers of the books. “Did you read these?” She asks as she grabs a book and opens. “Some of them and not all the way through.” >She shakes her head as she keeps reading, clicking her tongue. “You should read more. You could learn a thing or two.” “Says the maniac who’d wish to be doing some murdering of some DDs as a recreational sport.” >Switch puts a hand on her chest and looks at you like she’s offended but you know she isn’t. “How dare you, vile man-thing!” She speaks with the most forced post British accent. “I would have you know I am a woman of sophisticated tastes!” You chuckle as she says the most blatantly exaggerated thing about herself. >You yawn and stretch your arms and look through the window of the living room. It’s a bit late and you’re feeling tired from all the walking. “Well, I’m gonna go crash on the bed. Feel free to entertain yourself with what’s at hand---" >”Huh?” Switch looks at you like you’re crazy with hollowed eyes. “I just said I was gonna go catch some sleep.” >Switch hastily puts the book back on the shelf and walks up to you. “Can I sleep with you?” It’s your turn to stare back at her with wide eyes as you cannot believe what you’re hearing. “Switch, I know I’m handsome but you’re---” >”NO! You fucking---” She reaches over with her hand towards you with a furious expression on her face. You really messed up and now she’s gonna crush your windpipe. Instead of that happening, she stops and pulls her hand back and looks away from you. “Sorry. I…I didn’t mean to. I just don’t want to be left alone again.” You give her a puzzled expression. “Why? You were content not interacting with me.” >Switch starts scratching her stomach as she looks like she’s trying to say something but can’t put it into words. “I…this is different. You’re the first person I’ve had a genuine connection in a while. When you came along and I started to know you better I realized that all I felt was utter loneliness…no friends, no companions. Nobody liked me. I was all alone. I just---” She falls down on her knees and grabs your hand “Please let me just stay close to you.” ------ >The two of you are laying down on the bed. It’s one of those beds for two people which means that you can fit on it fine while Switch…she’s a two meter tall robot. While she can lay on the other side of the bed, it would be too short for her. And it is. >She currently has you in a teddy bear hug with her arms wrapped around your chest and her legs wrapped around yours just so that she would fit. She’s made of hard composites, and you would have had a very uncomfortable rest if you didn’t put a pillow under your back. While you would have boiled from heat if you were cuddling a human, Switch is surprisingly cold. >You didn’t notice it at first with the brief touches but with the current closeness, you now realize how cold her chassis is. The cooling systems inside her are so efficient that the cold is literally pushed out, leaving only cold. This also meant that you would have also been shivering so much if you didn’t forget to also wrap yourself around in a blanket. You can still feel the cold but the blanket insulates you enough that the cold is actually very comfortable. >At first she just stared at you as you slept and randomly woke up but right now she has [SLEEP MODE] in crimson written on her visor. Seeing her sleeping right now is yet another whiplash when she said it herself – once she became a sentinel, she never slept because she ‘didn’t need to.’ >You’re stirred awake when you feel yourself shaking. In your drowsy state, you’re confused as to what’s happening but you’re being squeezed very tightly so much so that it’s hard to breathe. It’s dark outside but moonlight leaks through the window. You look over to the side and see Switch shaking and her visor switching between the sleep indicator and a bright red X rapidly. She’s also growling like a feral animal. >You don’t know what she’s dreaming about but it doesn’t seem to be good. Fearing that you’re gonna get crushed, you start wriggling in her hold to try and free yourself. You call out to her. “Switch?” >She responds by squeezing you more tightly and her growls getting louder as you keep on struggling. “Switch. Wake up. You’re crushing me.” >You grit out through your teeth as it gets harder to breath. The X starts lingering for longer as she opens her mouth and starts growling even louder. You keep struggling to at least free your hands so you can slap her awake which you are successful in. You bring your hand up and prepare to slap her but, for some reason, you can’t bring yourself to do it. You feel both guilt at maybe making her both stressed and fear that maybe she’ll bite your head off. You gently bring your hand up to her cheek and cup it. “Switch…come on. Calm down. It’s…it’s ok.” >You say it as reassuringly as you can even if you cannot take a breath. That seems to do something as her growling gets quieter and her shakes get less intense. Her visor returns to her [SLEEP MODE] as she seems to calm down. You put your arm around her chest in an attempt to hug her and you can feel her squeeze you more gently. Maybe this is why she didn’t want to sleep. You’ll ask her in the morning.
Based. Always loved the idea that Cyn/the AS genuinely wanted to be a loving sister/friend to the manor gang, but fucked it up with her fundamentally alien mindset in ways that same mindset didn't let her understand, like a Frieren demon. BRRF's "Uzi parallel" thing is probably closer to canon, but the thought of Cyn trying (and failing) to comprehend mortals like a reverse Lovecraft story will always be near and dear to me
>>370351 >Fun Morning Canon Fact: Lizzy's dad had Cabin Fever literature because he was the home assistantbot of Dr. Ridley. They were close. >Very close, after the day she noticed he'd keep watching her whenever she hit up her home gym. Asked him if he had a crush. She meant it as a joke, but he confirmed it seriously. >He misses his muscle mommy wife very much. The uppies, the princess carries, sleeping next to her in bed... and most of all, her.
>>371126 >Y concerned about her ever-growing Yass (completely unrelated to her food intake she assures you) and frustrated by her inability to grow beyond a pair of below-average boobYs
>>371139 >GIRL. >YOU THERE. GIRL. >GIRL, QUIT ALL THIS SCURRYING AROUND. >DO YOU BELIEVE YOU CAN ESCAPE ME BEFORE I ARRIVE? >HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO OUTRUN ME
>>371147 No, because "AI art" is not actually by AI. That's what makes it sloppa, it's made by something with no self-awareness. Drones have self-awareness, so their art is by definition not sloppa.
>>371147 Drones are sapient therefore they can experience artistic intent and are capable of creativity. The simple fact that N drew that dog without external input makes it not slop but art created by an artificial being. Also he’s full of meat so he’s biologically a person too.
Image:178493088192.png(441kB, 1200x1400)serial designation n and absolute solver (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - dcfd23f2c5e7f0982810528d47b9f6af.png
Image:178493108488.png(161kB, 535x552)uzi doorman (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - 502ce87a9977c0658ba288e4e15f75c2.png
>>371149 >talks N into artposting >"convinces"(bribes) Lizzy into sloppaslandering it >consoles N(long and hard) when slandered >even celebrates with N if it, against all odds, succeeds
fuck, Uzi would be an insufferable NVfag wouldn't she... >hates the NCR: stupid, gay, and acts just like the bunker(normies) >hates House: it's her dad(moustache + walled city combo) >hates Yesman: disgusting Uncle H.A.L. of a robot(and forces her to kill her not!dad House, which is... uncomfortable) >...likes legion, just a little: technophobia bad, but human slavery + torture + badass anti-normie tactics very very good. Violently defends it as "the future of the wasteland" whenever possible
I can't see her truly "loving" any faction, but I can see her happily, constantly shitting over every one of them to anyone that does. Would probably have killmaxxing runs and jilt it to Fisto too.
>>371167 >hates House >forces her to kill her not!dad House, which is... uncomfortable this information implied that any male in political strength, with an moustache, uzi imagines her father
>>371170 >Uzi winds up going House because she doesn't like the parallels >Even though she really dislikes the idea of a human guy who loves robots >She has imagined herself with an Assaultron body several times, though
I feel nothing but deep sadnesses for all the lost information we have. No matter how much I didn’t like the content or how disgusting it is to me. Even if I find it irrelevant or there’s many others like it, a shitty meme a drawing in poor taste a small green for a idiotic fetish. Tomoe was right. I’m sandpeper this is a lie.
>>371174 It's all still there, though, you can scroll aaaaalll the way to the beginning. It should all be archived on the booru, though. One day we might get pruning enabled.
>>371175 This I can’t remember how many times I’ve looked for a green but couldn’t find it on the booru even though I know a specific passage, easily enough to search it by text
>>371166 >miniatures for sale >miniatures for sale no Xenos >minutures for sale Kreiger and Iron Guard >Germany 1914 >authentic German dictionary >German translation guide >German pronunciation guide >cool German titles Imperial >how many soldiers to be Oberstleutant >German military uniforms male >German military uniforms male no Nazis >how to block "Nazis" in search results >fuck you Google >German miltary uniforms imperial period 1871-1914 pickelhaube trench warfare shovel bayonet colonial period please >Imperial German uniform recreations for sale men's XL >handcuffs for DD for sale >new bedframe for sale >what does "transaction declined" mean >how to stop buying horny
>>371167 >mr house gives uzi an important mission >uzi >not being taking it seriously >says 'shut up dad!' >eyes going hollow the very second the words leave uzi >doing the only step forward without further embarrassing herself >left hand up >salute >turn around >still saluting >uzi making an break for it to the elevator >replaying what mr house’s was saying about those mission details once inside >that 'shut up dad!' playing clear as day in uzi’s head once more
>>371183 >House says nothing about it then, or ever >He does, however, cross "robot daughter" off his list of future projects >Whether it's because the idea no longer appeals to him, or because he now considers Uzi to be such, he would never have reason to say
Uzi would ALSO be an insufferable F4 player and would insist on it being "peak fallout" every chance she got: >multiple robot factions(Railroad, Dima, arguably Institute) >Automotron DLC >gets to run her own bunker >gets to kill as many humies as she wants >gets to enslave humies >gets to maybe play as robot(Synth Nora truther) >gets to scavenge + craft badass weapons(like in real life!) and be respected for it(not real life, but it should be!) >gets to feel tall(power armor) >gets to crush biggers(Deathclaws) >hunky policedrone companion(Nick) >hunky "I can fix him" roboracist(Dance) >cute friendbot companion(Curie) >cute butlerbot companion(Codsworth) >hot-as-fuck murderdrone companion(X6-88) >customizable roboharem(Automatron) >gets to be loved, respected, adored by her settlers + NPCs as center of the universe >tons of mods to enhance/supplement all this
Honestly even she might get embarrassed at how self-indulgent she was getting with it(that's a lie, she's just ashamed she wrote a herself/Nick/Captain Ironsides fanfic)(and made it public)(and showed Thad her modded game...)
>>371164 >out of the way date spots "outpost 3" >hidden date spots "outpost 3" >what to do if stalked >how to identify types of rocks >good urban exploration spots inside "outpost 3" >good urban exploration spots near "outpost 3" >does sunscreen protect absolutesolver drones >gifts for girlfriend's parents >avoiding invasive thoughts absolutesolver >absolutesolver invasive thoughts help
>>371170 >male >moustache >"professional" attire >rules a walled, heavily defended city that has kept murders out for centuries(aka the not!bunker) >claims to "know what's best" for everyone >respected by everyone >great inventor >really IS smarter than all the retarded normies around him, but nowhere near as smart as he thinks he is >ultimate goal is running away(space), not fighting his enemies + fixing the planet
I can see the resemblance. Probably went his route once or twice just to hear him praise her(and likewise dedicated a saveslot exclusively to ragebaiting the guy)
>>371186 (me) Elsewhere in Outpost 3, on someone else's computer... >how to reattach jaw >trades in highest demand "outpost 3" >out of the way date spots "outpost 3" >hidden date spots "outpost 3" >does sunscreen protect absolutesolver drones >avoiding invasive thoughts absolutesolver >absolutesolver invasive thoughts help >stretches for running >how to forgive parent >body dysmorphia help
>>371189 >implying Uzi seeks enployment >implying Uzi runs, a healthy activity, on a willing basis >implying Uzi hasn't searched about invasive thought help long, long before this
clearly this is V's search history from when she finally figured out computers
>>371188 >ultimate goal is running away(space), not fighting his enemies + fixing the planet one man had once said "time the greatest weapon" mr house knows that all to
>>371192 That's still almost exactly Khan's plan ("hide behind three stupid doors" forever) and Uzi's smart enough both to know and seethe about it. Especially when the game implies it might work.
Romance so sweet robosatan herself had to break it up. I believe in them(read: if Uzi didn't exist V *could,* eventually, manage a healthy relationship with him. No such luck even on a threesome anymore)
>the couri(E)r drinking her sorrows away in the Lucky 38 bar after the boss scolds her (she nibbled on the platinum chip just to see what it tastes like and delivered it completely covered in sticky solver saliva) >also got kicked out of the strip's casinos just for playing their games (Luck 10) >and activated ARCHIMEDES by accident and now the nice Mr. Gannon is awfully upset
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>>371193 >abusing the fuck out of her Solverhost status, Uzi reads both their search histories >checks Jenna's once >twice >three times, going as far back as last year's entries >closes the feed >ponders >eventually nods, satisfied >anyone with daddy issues can't be THAT much of a disgusting normalfag gigastacy...
Wildcard ending. She didn't mean to, but accidentally pissed off literally every major faction into being unwilling (NCR, Legion) or unable(House) to talk to her.
>>371195 No. >>371164 >'Gouki' Archetype Card Packs >Men's Formal wear >Rumfreeze 2082 'Smuggler's Cut' >How to dye your partner's hair (this one was totally not for a prank) >Mofu Moth Maiden plushies
>>371206 the legion are sexiest, they don’t believe an female can be strong, that’s why killing those skirt wearing faggot isn’t bad, it shall be the only time killing humans are an sign of being good, killing oliver swanick for no particular reason also good, same with killing the overseer in number 1
Aight, build's subject to change (the more I get used to the creation system, along with getting new parts) but here's a first draft attempt at a DD-themed mecha.
>>371212 >killing oliver swanick for no particular reason also good there have been no reports of an single person not killing that guy, I killed him too without knowing others kill him, that’s not coincidence, that’s ritual, to kill oliver swanick in the most brutal way possible
The invasive thoughts in question: >"Robogod N is SO HOT!" >"Would reading N doujin be cucking myself?" >"Is fucking a hologram gay?" >"Is fucking a hologram of myself gay?" >"Cyn: smash or pass?" >"Normies will NEVER UNDERSTAND my DARK AND TWISTED MIND!" >"My kids are great" >"I want more kids with N" >"Fuck how much of my sex life has Doll been watching? More than once right?" >"OH, N, OH YEAH AH KINO!" >"Robogod did I just say Kino mid-sex? I should post about it >:3" >"I wish my daughter loved me." >"Am I robojesus now? Maybe?" >"I'm tired" >"I wish I could kill them" >"I'm fucking starving"
>>371223 I was thinking of the invasive thoughts as invasive thoughts from being a robo-vampire full of eldritch meat. Thinking about cannibalism and whatnot. Annoying normally. Deeply upsetting if you're already in a bad mood when they hit.
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>>371224 >Uzi does this >Gives the N doujin industry legitimacy >Drones kicked into overdrive: exponentially more Uzi NTR/Cuckquean art is being pumped out daily than before >Now even more drones are self-maintenancing to her husband
>>371120 >Switch gets close to Incog >almost crushes him in her sleep
I wonder how many technicians weren't so lucky. Probably more than one(which hopefully in turn got mindwiped: I'm not sure how Switch would cope with that)
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>>370894 >>370895 Retarded tumblrshit, but also Kek >cue Uzi becoming utterly, retardedly determined to prove her and N are "gem"(because getting criticized by another alt girl hurts her soul) >her efforts to recruit backup/allies results in the "discourse" spreading around literally the entire bunker, becoming the main topic of conversation and debate for like a week >...technically still won the argument in the end, so Uzi's satisfied
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>>371227 Average Doorman family meal(they're trying to pretend they don't crave eating each other)
>>371239 >sword >claw >gun >missile >laser(multiple variants even, given how N's malfunctioned) >EMP generator >bubble wand(with bubbles) >flag(customizable) >ninja stars
Far as I can tell the show has "given me" every reason to believe the DDs can conjure up more or less whatever they can imagine(and can fit in the arm slots, obviously). Give me any indication there's a limit and I'll walk it back, but for now saying "they're restricted to X!" reads the same to me as "we weren't SHOWN Cyn using copy/edit, so she must be unable do it!"
>>371240 I imagine the Doorman family has an unironic deathmatch over who gets the bets bits. Looks like Mac embraced his inner pyschopath and got the warm, still-beating heart this Thanksgiving.
>>371243 >DDs can conjure up more or less whatever they can imagine yet N and V choose to not conjure up an weapon that can one shot the solver in episode 8, when their lives were on the line
>>371246 Alright, I will admit to eating shit on that statement, but that's only because I made it too broad! There's still every indication that DDs can produce any weapon they *generally understand* that *can exist* and fit through their armholes. Sure they're not firing artillery; but I'd still bet they're capable of flamethrowers, chemical weapons, and even (in an extreme case) Davy Crocket style man-portable nukes should they require it.
Guys I’m at the sentinel base right now and there’s this really confused knight yelling about “wraiths” and “argent energy” and the SDs are trying (and failing) to calm him down as he swings his sword at them