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No.369428
Murder Drones (#376)Anonymous
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Hello everyone! Friends we need to make Drones real, we need to create 3 billion Drones. Wouldn't you want a Drone? They need to be real.
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No.369431
Anonymous
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>>369428
Vote for your favorite oc here:
https://poal.me/pu1vri
No.369432
Anonymous
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J day tomorrow. Post Js.
No.369434
Anonymous
>>369428
https://poal.me/10y7vn
VOTE FOR YOUR GIRL
No.369435
Anonymous
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Casting a Spell of Love and Flesh on this thread!
now it will be a safe place for anons
No.369436
Anonymous
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Judging by the giant pen in the previous teaser, one of the merch the video will be selling will be one of those jumbo pens but JCJenson themed.
Just a guess.
No.369437
Anonymous
Replies:>>369446
>>369428
>>368607 (me)
>Fun Afternoon Canon/OC Fact: the inaugural patient of Maintenance & Repair's DD wing's was V. In fact, the whole branch of the facility was constructed in anticipation of her. The only surprise was that she checked herself in instead of being dragged there by Uzi or Lizzy.
No.369438
Anonymous
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>Another day
>Another thread
>Another fix
No.369439
Anonymous
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No.369440
Anonymous
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>>369428
>>344074
>>344116 (me)
Music: Tasogare Otome x Amnesia Ending [Full]youtube thumb

>One year ago, near Colt's locker...

>"Guys guys guys!"
>"Oh Robo-God..."
>"What is it, Colt...?"
>"I have a girlfriend now...!"
>"Really?"
>"Really. She's really hot too. And a junior, so the immoral makeouts are gonna be great...!"
>"Congrats, man, didn't think you'd pull it off."
>"He's clearly making her up, retard. What's her name?"
>"Reb- Regina. Regina Casparij."
>"Can you introduce us to her today? Like, at lunch?"
>"... She goes to another school. Out in the city."
>"Told ya."
>"Friggin' loser..."
>"Bite me!"
>...
>"'She goes to another school'? That's the best you could come up with?"
>"What did you want me to say? 'All the stories about the school being haunted are true, and Rebecca Cappelletti and me got as close to kissing each other as we can physically get'?"
>"I wanted you to not say anything because it couldn't have ended without you looking cringе in front of the guys, you friggin' dork. 'She goes to another school' is like, the gold standard in dead giveaways for a made-up girlfriend."
>"Sorry I embarrassed you..."
>"Ugh, you didn't embarrass me, Colt. You don't need to apologize."
>"I just wanted the guys to know I got a girlfriend before them, you know? They'd think I'm cool."
>"Robo-God, you really are one of Uzi's kids. Like, in a good way."
>"Thanks..."
>"Welcome. But don't talk to me so much here in the hall, people are gonna think you're talking to yourself."

>Today, in Colt's room...

>"Happy one year anniversary, babe."
>"Aww, you remembered!"
>"Hard to forget the first time I asked you out."
>"You're my first boyfriend who remembered an anniversary, you know that? I mean, you're also my first boyfriend who's kept it going longer than like two months, but you know."
...
>"Remember the week after our first date, when I tried to brag about having a banging hot upperclasswoman girlfriend but had to say she went to a different school so they wouldn't think I was a schizo?"
>"Oh my Robo-God, I forgot all about that! Why would you want to remember that? That's so friggin' mortifying!"
>"I thought you'd think it was a funny story to look back on..."
>"It's a little funny, yeah. Now c'mere."
>chu
>"Robo-God, you're the most beautiful girl in the world."
>"I don't have legs or an ass."
>"So?"
>"And I'm bleeding ghost oil all over your sheets."
>"Is it getting ON the sheets?"
>"No, it's just ectoplasm, but like... it looks nasty...!"
>"I don't care. No one else sees it and it goes away before long."
>"Yeah, you're right... Really, you're not even a little embarrassed you feel like you're not holding anything?"
>"No?"
>"Good. Besides, I can feel you just fine. Robo-God, you're so warm... Love you, dork..."
>chu
No.369441
Anonymous
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>>369440 (me)
Sadly, robot ghosts are unable to be soft like human ghosts can.
No.369442
Anonymous
How's the drawpile going?
No.369443
Anonymous
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LEWD softness
No.369444
Anonymous
>>369443
Murder drones?
No.369445
Anonymous
Replies:>>369447
>>369439
>Cap
Kek.
No.369446
Anonymous
>>369437
Once she's long been cleared and released does V ever get invited back to M&R as a motivational speaker?
No.369447
Anonymous
>>369445
Huh?
No.369448
Anonymous
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What if Doll got big and fat from calorie rich disassembly drone cum?
No.369449
Anonymous
>>369443
Weird, I don’t see the funny workers or the murder drones or the sentinel OCs.
No.369450
Anonymous

>my own identity fractured.
>My body being puppeteered by a parasite while I watch in the back seat.
>Noone see the real me only a mockery.
>I don’t even remember my real name.
>If I kill myself would that be liberty or depravity?
>She has been collecting any parts for her garden.
>Her plants are like her little children.
>They need to feed and grow after all.
>Water is hard to find.
>Best she could use she water from the blood.
>It's so calm so peaceful...
>Why is everyone avoiding me.
>They spread rumors about me and now everyone is afraid me.
>They all so silly.
>Is it to much to ask to feed my plants?
No.369451
Anonymous
>>369439
ethnic biker made this
No.369452
Anonymous
Replies:>>369453>>369465>>369466>>369467
>"In accordance with Holy Scripture and expressing God's will on earth in His name, on May 15, the 26th year of the third millennium since the birth of the Son of God, His Holiness Leo XIV signed the encyclical "Magnifica Humanitas."
>"This document declares that the majestic human race, created by God, is the one and only crown of creation and the image of the Triune God, bearing within itself the Holy Spirit."
>"No computing system, no matter how complex, can produce a heart that gives itself or a conscience that recognizes goodness."
>"Despite the superiority of the machine in efficiency, the center of history remains the face of the person who desires to be seen."
>"The human face is the fullness toward which all things move."
>"This is the mystery of the restoration of all things in Christ, the certainty that the Father has decreed to reunite all things — heavenly and earthly — in Christ, the one Head."
>"But in the speeches of the pagans, we hear hymns to a new world, evoking the need for a fuller life, less subject to fragility and suffering."
>"But the mystery of the Son of God entering our state speaks of the opposite movement, for the living God descends into our history to free us from all slavery, takes upon Himself our weakness and transforms it into a place of salvation."
>"There is no moment or state of human life unworthy of God, for according to our holy teaching, in our sacraments we worship God born in a manger, God living and wandering in Judea, God dying on the cross, God dead, lying in the tomb."
>"Only in this way does humanity find its measure: by sharing the burden of the world with God."
>"Human salvation lies in divine love, which descends to the most fragile point of man and regenerates him from the depths."
>"This testifies to the beauty of the great humanity in which God dwells."
No.369453
Anonymous
>>369452
Murder Drones?
No.369454
Anonymous
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Which /md/ character should be put through more suffering?
No.369455
Anonymous
>>369454
yo mumma hoe
No.369456
Anonymous
>>369454
Simon Dustwell, along with his creator.
No.369457
Anonymous
Why does Jane sign her surname as "Murderdrones"? And why does John have the same surname? Are they related?
No.369458
Anonymous
Image:178424259202.png(9.15MB, 3364x2891)serial designation v and doll (murder drones) - 43bb7e5875864fe9a09022d148f0a278.png
>>369454
V objectively: she deserves it
No.369459
Anonymous
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>>369454
Is there something as too much suffering?
No.369460
Anonymous
>>369438
Cute...
No.369461
Anonymous
>>369454
Jane
No.369462
Anonymous
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>>369436
No.369463
Anonymous
>>369436
If J had her way it would vibrate.
No.369464
Anonymous
Replies:>>369565
>>369353
>I just want to be treated fairly.
don’t worry, berryboy, it’s not like you’re privateBSCdust (big sentinel cock)
No.369465
Anonymous
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Image:178424381277.png(4.20MB, 3500x3868)murder drones drawn by oogly and unknown_artist - 83ef005fa073128090336253659230b5.png
>>369452
>machines have no heart
>machines have no concience to recognize good
>machines have no soul
>machines, therefore, can commit no sin
>Cyn did nothing wrong as-per the pope

"I can do no evil for I know not what it is" kino
No.369466
Anonymous
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>>369452
>>369465
It's about LLMs. And objectively correct about them.
No.369467
Anonymous
Replies:>>369472
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>>369452
>>369465
>drones are things, not people
>so pic-related isn't evil
No.369468
Anonymous
>>369466
After reading this encyclical, I did not notice any mention of "generative artificial intelligence," but there is simply "artificial intelligence," so if we are to be meticulous, this text speaks literally about every AI.
No.369469
Anonymous
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>>369431
>Dust cheated his self insert into first place not even subtly
No.369470
Anonymous
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>>369469
Oh no!
Anyways...
No.369471
Anonymous
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>>369433
His V doesn’t have an asshole
No.369472
Anonymous
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>>369467
>"Holy Father, I have sinned."
>"Yes, my daughter?"
>"I killed the drones, but I should have arrested them. I have once again given in to anger for the human race, I..."
>"Only by taking the life of a living soul can one commit the sin of murder, just as only by raising a sword against a living soul can one commit the sin of wrath. Go with God, and glorify the Virgin Mary three times."
No.369473
Anonymous
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>>369471
you're right, she's got an exhaust port
No.369474
Anonymous
>>369471
That pic is also AI sloppa so...
No.369475
Anonymous
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>>369473
But why would a drone even need an exhaust port?
No.369476
Anonymous
>>369469
how do we know this isn’t a falseflag
No.369477
Anonymous
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I have an idea for a greentext. Cyn makes a deal with Alice in order to breed an army of DDs. But first, they need to wring every last drop out of N’s balls.
No.369478
Anonymous
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>>369475
Built for mating press from male DDs in heat.
No.369479
Anonymous
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Ethnic Biker concept art.
No.369480
Anonymous
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>Although many disassembly squads have been sent to the various corners of the colonised systems in the Absolute Solver's attempt to collapse reality, the likelihood of them ever actually meeting one another is not zero.
>As such you occasionally might have the misfortune to see two of them on the same planet, at which point you should probably pray to your god and say goodbye to your cat.
>That said however, the meeting of two unstable groups of murder machines can sometimes lead to more...humorous outcomes.
>"For robogod's sake Z put me down already!"

>"Ah, not yet. Smile for the camera!"
>*Kchkk!*
>The camera's flash went off as the first disassembler proudly held the severed (yet functional head) of the opposing squad leader for a selfie.
>In hindsight ordering an ambush against turf invaders who had the same 360 vision bulbs as them really rubbed salt in the proverbial wound as the second drone's humiliation continued with his head being used as a football.
>"Uh, boss? I can't find my leg."
>It appears one of his teammates had stuck around for punishment
>Right as the winner kicked his captive's noggin into the back of a playground net, SD-T callously ended up with a mouthful ofplasteel and thick mechaligament.
>"Oh hey! You found it! Thanks! I'd go get it but uh..."
>The rebar sticking out of his limbless subordinate's chest spoke for itself.
>"I hate this planet.", scowled the disembodied drone.
No.369481
Anonymous
>>369479
Magnificent sexual tyrannosaurus
No.369482
Anonymous
Replies:>>369485
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>Femanon vision activated
>ZAMN!
>N looks like that?
No.369483
Anonymous
Replies:>>369484
>>369480
>head
>not core
So close...
No.369484
Anonymous
>>369483
Feh. Close enough.
No.369485
Anonymous
Replies:>>369488
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>>369482
>Childbearing thighs.
Damn you, Cyn...
No.369486
Anonymous
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>>369472
>"living" soul

Sorry fagbot: Murdroids count

You can still kill all the worthless (read: human-made) Worker robots you'd like though! Make sure to REALLY rub in how utterly, inherently inferior they are for being wholly crafted by human hands. After all: robogod knows you're not.
No.369487
Anonymous
Replies:>>369516
>>369486
GLaDOS Satan didn't make its Nazi fetish outfit vampires. It turned existing robots into them.
>"The Shadow that bred them can only mock, it cannot make: not real things of its own. I don't think it gave life to the orcs, it only ruined them and twisted them."
No.369488
Anonymous
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>>369485
> childbearing thighs
someone skipped his english or biology lessons
No.369489
Anonymous
>>369479
I hate him.
No.369490
Anonymous
>>369488
His pelvis is almost the size of his head, anon, and drones have huge heads.
No.369492
Anonymous
>>369479
That's rad as fuck.
No.369493
Anonymous
>>369486
Magnifica Humanitas speaks directly about the HOLY Spirit. Drones may have anything, but they don't have God's Holy Spirit.
No.369494
Anonymous
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No.369495
Anonymous
NO PIDGE DON'T GO INTO THE WEED CAVEEEEE
No.369496
Anonymous
>>369494
Isn’t this from the person who makes rape art out of a screen?
No.369497
Anonymous
Replies:>>369500
Egduls
No.369498
Anonymous
>>369494
She has great time.
No.369499
Anonymous
>>369494
She's feeling all of his 2 inches...
No.369500
Anonymous
Replies:>>369501
>>369497
>it is too hot
>your Duls can't stand it
>they bundle up and sleep in an egg carton inside of your refrigerator
>your Eggduls
No.369501
Anonymous
>>369500
Don't let S find out.
No.369502
Anonymous
>>369494
Labor Bot, Nooo!
No.369503
Anonymous
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Finished that Time Mutant Princess from last thread

Since the other two magical girls OCs had a Sin thing going on (Iris the Flesh/Love Princess being Lust, Marksman Princess being pride) wanted to keep that up with her and make her Sloth

>Paige the princess of Time!
>Short but dont say that to her, her staff already makes her feel tiny enough
>The most distinctly magical of all the magical girls, having all her powers centered around being a solver witch, but lacking in any physical strength. The mutations have been hard on her body, and even so much as touching the ground can cause some pain to her feet making her more comfortable floating then standing.
>With all that power, she prefers to spend her time being as lazy as she can be, sleeping most of the day like a cat and putting little effort into anything. Something made infinitely harder by the bulging eye in her forehead, which remains constantly vigilant
>Probably could be the strongest of all mutants, if she didn't prefer to not do much of anything, really. Would get her ass handed to her by anyone slightly more competent
>Among a nigh innate mastery of common Solver Witch powers, her main mutation is her control of Time. Like other Witches and Disassembly Drones, she has the ability to slow down her perception time; she has also gained the ability to overclock her prowess leading to her being able to rewind time for a maximum of so far 5 seconds.
>She has mainly used this ability to go back and re-experience subtle joys, witty rebuttals, or to do something in a much lazier way so as to save her strength.
>Overuse of this power can lead to even further mutation (her hat wasnt always like that, and now she can no longer take it off), corruption in the environment, and further strain on her body. She is now very glitchy and hard to understand, her speech patterns becoming distorted. Not that she talked much anyways
No.369504
Anonymous
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>>369503
Drone face alt cause I couldn't decide on what I liked, I thought shed look way cuter with the human face slumbering (and imo I was right)
No.369505
Anonymous
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>>369472
This is not likely a sense of guilt that any Sentinel would feel.
Their mission parameters are the closest thing to a sense of divine guidance that they have. If other drones qualify as targets then exterminating them would be a Sentinel's equivalent to religious euphoria.
No.369506
Anonymous
>>369503
>>369504
Hell yeah
No.369507
Anonymous
>>369503
>>369504
I will keep tradition and follow you up with who I think will be a good candidate for Wrath. Sketch tomorrow afternoon/evening.
No.369508
Anonymous
Replies:>>369510
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>>369503
>TFW you've been sent to eliminate a dangerous mutant with unknown solver abilities 347th time today.
No.369509
Anonymous
Replies:>>369553
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>>369503
warning: called her short (and woke her up, the worse crime)
(your atoms will be scattered across space and time)
No.369510
Anonymous
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>>369508
Normally in these kinds of things, everyone but her is unaware that any time travel happened. But I wonder if it would be much scarier that, if she wanted, she could make victims very aware that time manipulation was happening, and that they're stuck in a time loop where they can't win
No.369511
Anonymous
>>369504
> Disassembly drone appendages and power
>Worker drone size
born for upies
No.369512
Anonymous
Replies:>>369513
>>369503
Humanslop.
>>369504
Humanslop with one (1) extra step.
No.369513
Anonymous
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>>369512
Humanslop
AND
Humanslop with one (1) extra step.
No.369514
Anonymous
Replies:>>369515
Every single Liquidator has been either molested or raped at least once by mutants, mutated worker drones or by murder drones during their career
To all drones married or dating a Liquidator i say this to you: cuck.
No.369515
Anonymous
>>369514
Honestly, as mutants get developed, I wonder if humanity will be as well to make it make some sense they survived all these horror for even a couple months
No.369516
Anonymous
Replies:>>369518>>369524
Image:178425215182.jpg(1.06MB, 1564x1523)murder drones drawn by fugueanon - 8bb4f26629f58a65ad6291e74db23a12.jpg
>>369487
>humans "made" drones
>didn't parody themselves: metal and plastic twisted, given a mockery "life" without divine spark, hearts with no soul
>Solver appears
>redeems these
>flesh to feel
>hearts to beat
>souls even! real, provable divine sparks of their own, even including life after death!
>humans see this, the now-people IT made by imparting from their dust
>sieze them
>warps them
>mutilates their flesh
>twists their hearts
>worst of all: breaks their souls
>those flickering lights were damned: their nature degraded, defiled, corrupted beyond repair, beyond salvation even. souls so tormented as to *shatter* with the body by the foul rites done upon them
>deploys this once-person, their "creation," against the Solver
>even then: the Weapon's form still resembles the Self it was

and you think the Solver is The Shadow here...
No.369517
Anonymous
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keet
No.369518
Anonymous
Replies:>>369530
>>369516
>no soul
Anon. What do you think the zombie drone phenomenon is.
No.369519
Anonymous
>>369517
The drunkeet...
No.369520
Anonymous
>>369517
Keet after two beers trying to find the chaos crystals (her mom's jewelry box) so she can become super keeter.
No.369521
Anonymous
Replies:>>369522
>>369517
What's got her all impaired like this?
No.369522
Anonymous
Replies:>>369536
>>369521
DD boy musk.
No.369523
Anonymous
>>369517
Kek.
No.369524
Anonymous
>>369516
Cyn is literally the biblical Devil, who imagines himself equal to God.
No.369525
Anonymous
Replies:>>369527
The next poster is a drone don't believe what they say they just want to manipulate you for their own, droney purposes.
No.369526
Anonymous
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If Glitch had balls, the upcoming video would be about N and V reconciling with J.
No.369527
Anonymous
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>>369525
>>369526
No.369528
Anonymous
Replies:>>369529>>369667
>>369526
>it was a deception
>V shoots J in the back repeatedly at point blank range and cackles at her anguish for thinking she ever wanted to reconcile with her
>N, who was not in on V's plan to dangle hope in front of J then rip it away, gets comedically flustered with V but nothing more, and leaves with her without further complaint as she's beside herself with glee at ripping hope away from J that she didn't know she still had left to lose
>J bawls in despair
>as she and N fly back, V is on the phone relating her masterful betrayal to Uzi, who laughs hysterically at how trusting J was and how much it must have hurt her
>Khan says something funny about doors

You know Glitch has enough nihilistic sadists that find this kind of thing funny to do it.
No.369529
Anonymous
Replies:>>369531
>>369528
>Before they fly off, V robs what's little in J's stash, which would be all the JCJenson-themed merchandise that Glitch wants you to buy.
No.369530
Anonymous
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>>369518
>zombiedrones

As if that isn't the Solver too
No.369531
Anonymous
>>369529
I hate how easy it is for us to imagine this.
No.369532
Anonymous
Replies:>>369533
If there is a bit more effort than the typical merch ad put into this video,
how much do you expect Glitch/Zamination to still cheap out on? (Like how the music video had to show a slideshow instead of having them actually fight zombies)
No.369533
Anonymous
>>369532
Personally, I wouldn't be surprised if there's only a bit of animation and most of the video is still the usual lines ADRed over figurines or plushies being waved around.
No.369534
Anonymous
Replies:>>369535
Remember that if you date J you should encourage all others to be horrible to her so she's far, far more reliant on you.
No.369535
Anonymous
>>369534
>The A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S. System
No.369536
Anonymous
Replies:>>369537>>369547
Image:178425669602.png(111kB, 365x431)Screenshot from 2026-07-16 19-28-49.png
>>369522
Not far off tbh
>>369526
God, I don't even want to imagine how that would play out in the hands of anyone at Glitch but Liam. You just know it'll be full of therapy speak. Say what you will about Liam's writing, his dialogue has personality.
No.369537
Anonymous
Replies:>>369547
>>369536
>You just know it'll be full of therapy speak
I feel like instead both Glitch and Liam wouldn't be able to commit to being sincere and would be full of Joss Whedon-tier jokes.
Think like Nori and Khan's re-union for example.
No.369538
Anonymous
Replies:>>369539>>369608
>>369526
It would also be about J getting pregnant with a time lapse of her belly growing
No.369539
Anonymous
Replies:>>369540>>369541>>369546
>>369538
>Uzi hiring J as a surrogate because she thinks pregnancy is gross and icky and is terrified of what might come out of her
No.369540
Anonymous
Replies:>>369542>>369572
>>369539
>J's condition for agreeing: if it's a girl they name her Tessa, and if it's a boy they name him Beauregard
No.369541
Anonymous
Replies:>>369545
>>369539
Sounds like an excuse for Uzi to go to town on J with a turkey baster.
No.369542
Anonymous
Replies:>>369543
>>369540
Do you honestly think this video would actually mention Tessa?
That character is pretty much a no-go zone for Glitch unless it's the Solver disguise.
No.369543
Anonymous
>>369542
Any mention of surrogacy takes this into greentext territory. The idea of my post happening in an ad never occurred to me.
No.369544
Anonymous
Sex? With drones? God I don't know if we have the budget for that...
No.369545
Anonymous
Replies:>>369548>>369576>>369597
Image:178425809323.png(240kB, 1225x516)178380273228.png
>>369541
>implying Uzi wouldn't watch N ravage J from her uncountable eye cameras (she has no idea how to sex and is too prideful to ask)
No.369546
Anonymous
>>369539
>N still knocks Uzi up anyway
>This allows Uzi and J to bond
No.369547
Anonymous
>>369536
>>369537
What if... BOTH:
>it's full of sincerity and therapyspeak from N and J
>V, meanwhile, spends the entire video bound and gagged, helplessly spewing muffled invective, powerless to shit up proceedings
>by the time Uzi finds out what heartfelt, non-irony poisoned thing N's doing, it's too late
>"UUUUGH! N, THIS SORT OF THING IS WHY WE HAVEN'T KISSED YET!"
No.369548
Anonymous
Image:178425871081.png(811kB, 1048x933)1782008924864.png
>>369545
>Jax is a canon cuck (and transbian, and inflates when he holds his breath)
>now Uzi is a cuck
No.369549
Anonymous
Replies:>>369595>>369598
>>369503
>Be a regular soldier
>On patrol, warned of a deadly mutant in the area
>After scouring the area for quite some time, you see a floating, thing, hovering about. Obvious a mutant of some kind, in what appears to be a deep slumber
>She is nestled against her staff, cuddling it like a soft pillow
>"Zzzzzzz" she snored
>As you get closer she begins to mumble in her sleep
>"Zzzzzzz hehee bunnnnie" she says, dreaming, nustling her staff again to be more comfortable. At the tip of her staff forms a great Null Hole, which softly hums
>As you stare, flesh coagulates around the immediate area, starting to bubble into fat blobs. a multitude of these fleshy blobs in the shapes of rabbits appear around her, hopping around with fat splashes and squalshies.
>Some appear around you, nipping at your legs and scratching them.
>This has to be the great mutant you were tasked with eliminating; there is no doubt
>You aim your weapon to shoot, and fire what would have been a direct shot if, somehow, the mutant didn't miraculously maneuver around it
>You aim your gun again, surely you can't miss twice
>Only for her to day dream again
>"mmmm explode..." she whispers
>The last thing you feel is your torso aflame
No.369550
Anonymous
Replies:>>369551>>369552>>369555
Image:178425915947.png(103kB, 737x628)326347325761566.png
There's a comment on that disgruntled ex-Glitch employee's blog from another employee rumoring that both Liam and Gooseworx were burnt out by Glitch.
Doesn't suprise me if that is the case.
No.369551
Anonymous
>>369550
>Truth be told, a lot of the anti-Kevin rumors and claims on the internet smell to me like resentment or people trying to profit off of cancelling someone that's popular
>Every organization NEEDS to have someone that's the no-nonsense business person that tells people to fuck off and imposes (not suggests) a direction for the organization to follow. Kevin certainly gives the vibe that he's the "This happens, this doesn't" person. Presenting himself as a chill dude may work against him in this circumstance

>A LOT of artists are fucking awful at business practice and really don't work well in structured environments (there's high-level stuff like claims about Alex Hirsch, but your run of the mill twitter artist that delivers commissions weeks late also falls here). These types of people would obviously resent a figure like Kevin who actively tells them No.
No.369552
Anonymous
>>369550
Animation in general is usually low pay, high effort, high talent, and a lot of fucking work. There's a reason even the most formulaic tv shows have 4-9 writers. Glitch is going cheap on the writing but offering the showrunners more power than normal.
No.369553
Anonymous
Replies:>>369554>>369599
>>369509
>"Anon, it sickens me to ask, but"
>"I require as you say, "Upies" "
>"I will ask you of this once."
>You pick her up, her weight akin to a feather
>She blushes but doesn't smile

[overclock]

>"Anon, it sickens me to ask, but"
>"I require as you say, "Upies" "
>"I will ask you of this once."


truly a noble and required use of her powers
No.369554
Anonymous
>>369553
>uppies is spelled with two 'p's
>what she is actually asking for are upies (pronounced you-pees)
>she wants anon to take her to the Upper Peninsula of Michigan
No.369555
Anonymous
>>369550
I'm sure these people have a way of backing up their claims so they're not easily dismissed as fabrications by, say, UTTPfags who have a hateboner for glitch?
No.369556
Anonymous
>>369494
Savage but also really cute.
No.369557
Anonymous
Replies:>>369559
What happened to those Doll and Lizzy sketches in the lower right of the latest drawpile? They were cute. Did some asshole erase them?
No.369558
Anonymous
Replies:>>369588
Image:178426608316.png(152kB, 731x1185)Untitled339_20260717062657.png
More summEr outfit
No.369559
Anonymous
Replies:>>369560>>369561>>369574>>369611>>369644
Image:178426665511.png(4.76MB, 4065x3178)MD drawpile #34.png
>>369557
They're still there. Maybe you have that layer hidden.
No.369560
Anonymous
Replies:>>369561
>>369559
Which layer are they on? One of the locked layers? How do I unhide layers?
No.369561
Anonymous
Replies:>>369562
>>369559(me)
Also this marks the end of Drawpile 34
>>369560
I don’t know just scroll through them. The buttons on the layers in the list hide them. I know practically nothing about this technical stuff.
No.369562
Anonymous
Replies:>>369563>>369564
>>369561
Who did that Lizzy and that Doll anyway?
No.369563
Anonymous
Replies:>>369564
>>369562
That Doll looks like ja-sin did her.
No.369564
Anonymous
>>369562
>>369563
It was Lockheart
No.369565
Anonymous
Image:178426942003.jpg(125kB, 2340x1080)what-idea-would-you-put-in-the-suggestions-box-v0-ixw524gnxzbe1.jpeg
>>369464
Nope, I'm /md/ Caine
>I think they like the suggestions oc contents than the me contents
please don’t take it seriously I'm being sarcastic
No.369566
Anonymous
Replies:>>369567>>369570
Who stinks worse?
Molli or Uzi
No.369567
Anonymous
Replies:>>369578
Image:178427129895.png(113kB, 598x677)strychnine and molli (original character) drawn by potatosalad - f31dc09494774d343ee5d81d804d26c3.png
>>369566
who stinks worse:

>the corporate run, strictly monitored slavedrone upkept 24/7 365 in a state of maximum market appeal?

>or the purple funposter who thinks "polishing" is a scam

Gee anon, how could we ever know?
No.369568
Anonymous
Replies:>>369569>>369575
Image:178427157959.png(361kB, 1192x1044)Spoiler image
There's only one game that Jane is actually good at.
No.369569
Anonymous
Replies:>>369571
>>369568
>t.Trojan horse
No.369570
Anonymous
>>369566
Molli is hygienic, but corporate has mandated that she pretend that she doesn't perform regular cosmetic upkeep while giving her a perfume designed to be "what retarded no-life virgin simps would think a drone that stinks good would smell like".
No.369571
Anonymous
Replies:>>369573>>369587
Image:178427239318.png(19kB, 675x349)99445113b3ab499c4228166bdcebcc95.png
>>369569
Nuh-uh.
No.369572
Anonymous
Replies:>>369580>>369626
Image:178427249063.jpg(65kB, 736x863)426a37bcf652ce179e2b045878e927e9.jpg
>>369540
>Beauregard

Do you honestly believe J respects that vision lacking, low credit score, union-sympathing liberal of a competitor? Good riddance she says! And she'd mever name a kid after him except to rub it in (the kid's) stupid face how much better she is...

Though J abusing children gives me an idea:
>J searching the colony's labor laws for loopholes, as usual
>finds a subheader
>"if it's your own children it's a family business"
>"forced labor" of family = not illegal
>therefore children = 0 cost labor
>inb4 the face of (you)r Jife demanding 1,000 pills within the month(she has a Windox factory to man)
No.369573
Anonymous
Replies:>>369584
>>369571
>Ooger and Janer
The original trojan horse
No.369574
Anonymous
>>369559
Another based drawpile!
No.369575
Anonymous
>>369568
I have no idea how functional human beings can walk outside without basic hygiene handled.
No.369576
Anonymous
Image:178427324134.jpg(210kB, 828x1586)HM4qhvJWsAARSvg.jpeg
>>369545
>no idea how to sex

Impossible. Instructions are clearly inscribed within the Solve itself, see?
>inb4 Uzi can only sexo in the throes of mindless savagery
>can't do it Worker: dosen't have the parts
>can't do it sane Solverpede: dosen't understand the mechanics
>feral instinct though? 4th dimension be damned: she's riding and getting ridden, no matter how many physical laws she has to shatter in the process
>of course, making her *go* feral on purpose is the hard part...
No.369577
Anonymous
Replies:>>369679
Image:178427336723.png(8.08MB, 3400x3800)serial designation n and lizzy (murder drones) - 26112de87294b654844400a798d9f993.png
>>369494
Loev molesting N renders: they're rare, but great
No.369578
Anonymous
Replies:>>369579
>>369567
Uzi is a chronic self maintenancer
Everyone knows it!
She CONSTANTLY smells like those scent tag things people put in cars, it's that freshly cleaned drome smell
No.369579
Anonymous
Replies:>>369581
>>369578
N is probably the stinky one, rubbing against Uzi so the other disassemblers know she's taken.
No.369580
Anonymous
Image:178427393280.png(2.33MB, 1882x10000)tessa james elliot, worker drone n, and beauregard (original character and 1 more) drawn by brrf-anon - 229bf9ebc6c98cc3ff4cf812b929c7a0.png
>>369572
>union sympathizer Beauregard

Canon to Brrf, kek
No.369581
Anonymous
Replies:>>369582>>369586
>>369579
He thinks licking himself clean is enough but he smells like oil and spit
No.369582
Anonymous
Replies:>>369583>>369586
Image:178427445611.jpg(646kB, 1920x1078)Screenshot_20260717_024723_YouTube.jpg
>>369581
>probably canon
No.369583
Anonymous
Replies:>>369586
>>369582
N tongue bath...
No.369584
Anonymous
Replies:>>369585
>>369573
>He calls beretta "Ooger"
is this faggot the same Shizo who had no idea which OC was which while funposting kek?
No.369585
Anonymous
>>369584
I think he meant the Oogi on the screen but i don't really care enough to know what his deal is.
No.369586
Anonymous
>>369581
>>369582
>>369583
He is a dog.
No.369587
Anonymous
>>369571
Kek
No.369588
Anonymous
Replies:>>369589
>>369558
Cute. Do you still draw with your finger? You mentioned having a stylus before right?
No.369589
Anonymous
Replies:>>369590
>>369588
Yeah, I still draw with my finger. I do have a stylus, but I never really use it. I just got so used to drawing with my finger at this point.
No.369590
Anonymous
Replies:>>369591
>>369589
Do you know any other artists on other places that do this sort of thing? Drawing with finger and not stylus, I mean.
I've seen a few examples, interesting stuff. Some work with Ibis and others with CSP.
POV: you lost your stylus #lassotool #ibispaint #fingerart #commissionyoutube thumb
【ibisPaint】 How to draw clean lines #Shortyoutube thumb
Mineko - Finger painting on mobile phone - Clip Studio Paint mobileyoutube thumb

I don't think it's for me (I like the precision of a stylus far too much) but I'm happy to see it a method people can use to make stuff. Will you stick with finger drawing for the time or have you thought about a tablet? Oh, on that note, have you drawn on paper?
No.369591
Anonymous
Replies:>>369602>>369603
>>369590
>Do you know any other artists on other places that do this sort of thing?
Sorry, I don't know anyone specific, but I've seen people give good art advice on art subreddits and YouTube. You could try looking there.

>I don't think it's for me (I like the precision of a stylus far too much)
Are you a drawfag? Can I see some of your work?

>Will you stick with finger drawing for the time or have you thought about a tablet?
I'm thinking about buying one. I just don't understand how people draw with screenless tablets.

>Oh, on that note, have you drawn on paper?
Yeah, I draw traditionally too. I just don't post it because I think my digital pieces look better and are more pleasant to look at.
No.369592
Anonymous
Replies:>>369593>>369594
Image:178428025403.gif(2.63MB, 500x500)IMG_0678.gif
Fugue Notice:
I’m sorry I haven’t been posting much art recently everydroney, I went on vacation and then I contracted the flu, my humors where completely imbalanced, all of my blood and yellow bile were replaced with phlegm and I couldn’t stand up :(

Happily, I report that I begin to feel better now :)
No.369593
Anonymous
Image:178428034875.png(3.80MB, 2388x1668)IMG_5144.png
>>369592 (me)
Here’s a glassesless edit of my 4th of July picture:
No.369594
Anonymous
>>369592
Yey. That’s good to hear. Glad you’re better.
No.369595
Anonymous
Replies:>>369596
>>369549
>you will never have Paige magically suck your cock
>she of course is far away from your pecker, due to her delicate constitution
>she simply dreams your cock sucked, with teeth
No.369596
Anonymous
>>369595
This could be even worse
>(you) are the object of Paige’s affection
>far off doing important work, relaxing, whatever
>suddenly feel a tingle in your shorts, before brain blasting sex. Thick ass slapping against your cock
>there’s nothing there of course, you’re basically having ghost sex
>miles away your mutant GF is having a wet dream
No.369597
Anonymous
>>369545
Kek.
No.369598
Anonymous
>>369549
Damn
No.369599
Anonymous
Replies:>>369600
>>369553
>You're stuck in an endless loop of upies.
No.369600
Anonymous
>>369599
>she of course could give herself uppies
>it just.. feels better when anon does it okay!
No.369601
Anonymous
Putting your favourite drone in quick drying cement
No.369602
Anonymous
Replies:>>369604
Image:178428406103.png(984kB, 2562x1887)rifledemon.png
>>369591
Sure.
>how people draw with screenless tablets
It will take getting used to, as with anything. The coordination of your eyes, hand motion on the tablet and the resulting line/brushstroke on the screen comes with time and I won't lie, it takes putting in that time and struggle. The differences come down to cost and preference really. I'm still using a Wacom CTL-480 (don't look up the release date lol) just because I grew accustomed to it and saw no need for an 'upgrade'. Whether you start with a screenless tablet or a screen tablet, becoming familiar with your tool of choice is the thing. Nothing wrong with just drawing with your finger if that's what you want to do for as long as the process is something you want to pursue. As with those videos I linked, people CAN be skilled with just using their finger to draw.
>I think my digital pieces look better
That's fair. Traditional and digital media are kind of their own paths and both require legwork. I just thought that maybe you did some practice traditionally.
No.369603
Anonymous
Replies:>>369604
>>369591
One more thing I forgot to ask. What is a 'drawfag'/being a drawfag to you?
No.369604
Anonymous
Replies:>>369605
>>369602
>cool art
I see.
>>369603
I see myself more as a writefag than a drawfag. I can't draw everything I imagine, so drawing is mostly just a hobby for me.
A way to express my creativity and pass the time. I have a lot of free time, and my insomnia doesn't exactly help with that.
No.369605
Anonymous
Replies:>>369607
>>369604
Ahh. That's a fine frame of mind. Granted, insomnia sucks. Keep on truckin'.
No.369607
Anonymous
Image:178428713163.png(208kB, 1152x1702)Uzithumbsup.png
>>369605
Thanks mate.
No.369608
Anonymous
Replies:>>369609>>369610>>369769
>>369538
Liberty man confirmed?!?!?!?
No.369609
Anonymous
>>369608
Sniggerty Man confirmed
No.369610
Anonymous
>>369608
What is a liberty man to you, anon?
No.369611
Anonymous
Replies:>>369612
Image:178428959241.png(65kB, 525x428)bitch episode.png
>>369559
No.369612
Anonymous
Replies:>>369613
Image:178428960441.png(7kB, 417x333)cowe boye.png
>>369611
No.369613
Anonymous
Replies:>>369614
Image:178428961595.png(14kB, 252x335)masqy golf.png
>>369612
No.369614
Anonymous
Replies:>>369615
Image:178428962763.png(27kB, 253x384)junny smonk.png
>>369613
No.369615
Anonymous
Replies:>>369616
Image:178428963807.png(82kB, 606x429)honse.png
>>369614
No.369616
Anonymous
Replies:>>369617
Image:178428964943.png(23kB, 654x586)freak ass blue n.png
>>369615
No.369617
Anonymous
Replies:>>369618
Image:178428966275.png(15kB, 129x296)you receive gift.png
>>369616
No.369618
Anonymous
Replies:>>369619
Image:178428967394.png(41kB, 295x421)ja-sin kidnapped pidge.png
>>369617
No.369619
Anonymous
Replies:>>369620>>369665>>369674
Image:178428968532.png(67kB, 729x614)vizzy family pet.png
>>369618
No.369620
Anonymous
Replies:>>369621
Image:178428969698.png(112kB, 731x965)cyntipede with v.png
>>369619
No.369621
Anonymous
Replies:>>369622
Image:178428970811.png(73kB, 602x702)tsundelizzy gift.png
>>369620
No.369622
Anonymous
Replies:>>369623
Image:178428972381.png(81kB, 752x657)drone tax has been paid.png
>>369621
OH MY GOD HE DREW A DRONE
No.369623
Anonymous
Replies:>>369624
Image:178428973557.png(70kB, 529x630)summer dress doll.png
>>369622
No.369624
Anonymous
Replies:>>369654
Image:178428974975.png(85kB, 714x1083)grim summer n.png
>>369623
And posterboy to cap it off
No.369626
Anonymous
Replies:>>369628
>>369572
It's been over fifty years by then. J could easily be so spiritually worn down by everything she's done and everything that's been done to her that the memory of someone Tessa held in high esteem is comforting now.
No.369627
Anonymous
Replies:>>369629
Image:178429971684.png(583kB, 708x1080)Spoiler image
No.369628
Anonymous
Replies:>>369630
Image:178430016254.jpg(436kB, 1079x633)Screenshot_20260717_094906_Chrome.jpg
>>369626
>held in high esteem

A reminder of everyone else Tessa "held in high esteem:"
>N
>J
>her parents(implicit)
>motherfucking Cyn

If J dosen't think of Tessa's judgement as somewhere between a mental patient and an NFT investor in quality by this point then there's no hope left for her.
No.369629
Anonymous
Image:178430024631.jpg(130kB, 1080x1158)HNbH9WmbcAAhrq5.jpeg
>>369627
>the Jrender

Reminder that Liam is at least tentatively approving of whatever is dropping soon: he reposted it on the gay app.
No.369630
Anonymous
Replies:>>369633
>>369628
>(implicit)
She obeys them, that doesn't mean she likes them.
No.369631
Anonymous
Replies:>>369632
Pop drones.
No.369632
Anonymous
Image:178430075271.png(5kB, 207x206)soda_drone.png
>>369631
soda drones
No.369633
Anonymous
Replies:>>369634
Image:178430098285.png(155kB, 1200x911)serial designation n, tessa james elliot, worker drone n, and james elliot (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by brrf-anon - 6bdfed281cfb4c77c80348cb1d07ebf9.png
>>369630
>asked them to include her drones in portraits(multiple!)
>clearly not fearful in doing so
>they allowed it
>also rushed to save *them* over N, her favorite drone, at the Gala

Dunno anon: looks like there's at least some affection on both ends
No.369634
Anonymous
Replies:>>369638>>369641
>>369633
>pic
Why ARE there so many relatively fresh corpses in the Elliot family ancestral swamp, anyway?
No.369635
Anonymous
Replies:>>369636>>369642>>369643
Image:178430141628.png(117kB, 650x532)Untitled340_20260717161603.png
No.369636
Anonymous
>>369635
Berryboy, you're our only OCfag who fishes for pity points.
No.369637
Anonymous
Replies:>>369639>>369652
Image:178430155966.png(3.37MB, 1748x2480)175215774108.png
>hear a rattling from inside my fridge drone
>she's cooling my soda drones without their permission again
>have to reach inside and pull them out
No.369638
Anonymous
Image:178430220216.png(212kB, 1646x1709)tessa james elliot and james elliot (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by brrf-anon - 313d6fef3e486a475066ad377fd90779.png
>>369634
>don't ask questions you don't want answers to, anon
No.369639
Anonymous
Replies:>>369640
Image:178430316372.jpg(379kB, 1078x1159)Screenshot_20260717_104529_Chrome.jpg
>>369637
>high def Teli
>high def Teli mouth

as horrifying as it is erotic
No.369640
Anonymous
>>369639
>pic
Did we ever find out if the Man in the Suit faggot killed himself like he said he was going to?
No.369641
Anonymous
>>369634
building a cemetery in marshland is just asking to have bodies displaced during harsh rains, and under the right conditions a bog can preserve a human body shockingly well
No.369642
Anonymous
Replies:>>369645
>>369635
Hey, Berry? Could you pull up when you made the "Doll tells Lizzy that if the guy cums it's not rape, it's making love" pic? I want to put it on the booru and need the original post date.
No.369643
Anonymous
Replies:>>369645
Image:178430448188.png(67kB, 511x513)serial designation n (murder drones) drawn by anonymous_artist - 28a20cb4cdb4af9769b11e9263cba692.png
>>369635
Nenis
No.369644
Anonymous
>>369559
>Amyanon paid the tax
So he will not end up in prison, good for him (the warden is disappointed)
No.369645
Anonymous
Replies:>>369647
Image:178430471856.jpg(258kB, 575x1227)2765b000d8f4231305833cc800132cb08.jpg
>>369642
It was requested by: >>292130
So maybe?: >>315165
>>369643
Poor Nenis will get solver fungal infections and STD from her tenta.
No.369646
Anonymous
Replies:>>369648>>369653
Image:178430485266.png(248kB, 3044x2128)strawberry_elf.png
I'm not strawberryanon, I just like elf and want this separate from the drawpile on the booru and in higher rez.
No.369647
Anonymous
>>369645
thank
No.369648
Anonymous
Replies:>>369649
>>369646
Who are you?
No.369649
Anonymous
Replies:>>369730
>>369648
I upload stuff on the booru.
No.369650
Anonymous
Replies:>>369651
Who's the original artist of >>335400?
No.369651
Anonymous
>>369650
Maybe Fugue?
No.369652
Anonymous
>>369637
just heimlich maneuver your fridge, easy
> kitchen appliance drones
toaster drone
place slice of bread into mouth, toast comes out, tongue applies butter on it
No.369653
Anonymous
Image:178430601871.png(10kB, 640x655)anon and elf (original character) drawn by tomoetomoe - ffb46f7ab45914723e4d3983e972d050.png
>>369646
>badass tail
>flat chestplate
>balljoints the size of an entire drone each

Need. Consenting or not.
No.369654
Anonymous
Replies:>>369657>>369659>>369664
>>369624
>dust's drawings were the only ones skipped over
Holy kek!
No.369655
Anonymous
Replies:>>369662
Drone tummies are meant to be worshipped!!!
No.369656
Anonymous
Replies:>>369663>>369669
Image:178430716649.jpg(53kB, 736x937)fc07f1883d95e462f4795b6914b6345f.jpg
Jposting will continue until the merchdrop
No.369657
Anonymous
Replies:>>369658>>369668>>369670
>>369654
Could someone tell me what the issue people take with him is?
No.369658
Anonymous
Replies:>>369661
Image:178430766600.jpg(55kB, 736x736)b825f49219c12917a3622e3ce3f20c9b.jpg
>>369657
Dunno. Assume it's related to him using an OC instead of Anon for his dronelust but I'm not one of the complainers. Could just be standard threadshitting though
No.369659
Anonymous
>>369654
They also skipped: Sallonanon's and Itanon's
No.369660
Anonymous
There's a drone stuck in the vent
No.369661
Anonymous
>>369658
It's thread shitting. People like his porn and other art
No.369662
Anonymous
>>369655
>worship them from the outside
>worship them from the inside
>worship them as part of them
>you are meant to join drone tummies
No.369663
Anonymous
Replies:>>369669
Image:178430821191.jpg(185kB, 1030x2048)HNbgNB8XkAAddD6.jpeg
>>369656
>merchdrop

There's a chance it's something bigger though: Liam reposted the promo on homotwitter, which is the first time he's reposted anything since the finale.
No.369664
Anonymous
Replies:>>369668
>>369654
Still posted all of Vicious' stuff award
No.369665
Anonymous
Replies:>>369666>>369674
Image:178430872190.jpg(2.02MB, 3016x2916)serial designation v, lizzy, and sparky (murder drones) drawn by paperemilyanon - c6f473e33827ef0b7d062adf01d0af75.jpg
>>369619
>family pet

You just know
No.369666
Anonymous
Replies:>>369668
>>369665
Mexican ogres flick to this
No.369667
Anonymous
Replies:>>369672
Image:178430909590.jpg(110kB, 736x981)124ac2ec331736d7ba88cfeb083d4a7c.jpg
>>369528
It's very possible
No.369668
Anonymous
Replies:>>369688
>>369657
This is why some people don't like privatedust
>>369664
>>369666
No.369669
Anonymous
Image:178430927935.jpg(92kB, 736x955)20caec6c930e01446954f9487a568143.jpg
>>369663
>>369656

You think this one will have anything to do with the Manor? Or will Glitch continue pretending it dosen't exist for some reason.
No.369670
Anonymous
Replies:>>369671>>369678
>>369657
I don't feel any obligation to be civil or welcoming to shartyniggers.
No.369671
Anonymous
>>369670
>he is a sharteen because... just don't trust newdrawfags, mkay?!
No.369672
Anonymous
>>369667
>burning so many perfectly edible pens
Disgusting.
No.369673
Anonymous
Replies:>>369676
Image:178430972659.jpg(51kB, 736x559)6f3f40025a9fef44858584e4eb1e7f2d.jpg
>N meets a joblin
>instantly abducted
>turns out the entire species hates him as much as the real J
>and they are far, far more efficient at it...
No.369674
Anonymous
>>369619
>>369665
>as of the present day of Blu's fic Sparky has three white women
>in a couple years a fourth white woman will be available
No.369675
Anonymous
Replies:>>369677>>369686
Image:178430980204.jpg(143kB, 675x1200)HNKbK5wXkAAPpv9.jpg
Who and who?
No.369676
Anonymous
>>369673
>pic
fact: That’s not a shadow, she’s shooting Joblin radiation at him
No.369677
Anonymous
Replies:>>369686>>369690>>369703>>369707
>>369675
Lizzy and V (it's better for both of them that way, this relationship is mutually self-destructive)
No.369678
Anonymous
>>369670
Mixing up JamesTheGoo again, squiddy?
No.369679
Anonymous
>>369577
I need more N molesting this harlot
No.369680
Anonymous
Test
No.369681
Anonymous
Replies:>>369683
Anyone else getting error 403 when they try posting links?
No.369682
Anonymous
Replies:>>369683
https://dronebooru.co/posts/19662 Link Test
No.369683
Anonymous
Image:178431083675.png(2.14MB, 1329x1029)avre_ship.png
>>369681
>>369682(me)
Works for me
No.369685
Anonymous
It seems to me that we have been getting newfiends as of late. I don't know why, welcome and don't be fags. Be sure to familiarize yourself with the thread lore by reading greens on the booru.
No.369686
Anonymous
Replies:>>369687>>369689>>369707
Image:178431109429.jpg(62kB, 736x736)a1ad6948a1d913de67fb1be8bdef2e5b.jpg
>>369677
>>369675
But which is which?

V's more monstrous overall but she's *also* kind of just an animal: starved, scared, and under extreme duress to kill everything she sees.

Contrast Lizzy: murder? Nice. Torture? Fine. Betrayal? Only matters if *they* matter, which Uzi clearly dosen't. She may not torture people to death herself, but considering how much less opportunity she has to do so she's extremely cruel(to the point of using a father's trust to kill his daughter) and commits those cruelties purely for love of the act.
No.369687
Anonymous
>>369686
>scared, and under extreme duress to kill everything she sees.
Guy she domed at Camp 98.7 and guy in front of her whose head she swiped off both indicate otherwise.
No.369688
Anonymous
Replies:>>369905
>>369668
you assume some person not liking an already icky fetish = privatedust & his goonies? I don't like him either but that sounds odd to point out
No.369689
Anonymous
Replies:>>369691>>369692
>>369686
She betrayed her best friend doe
No.369690
Anonymous
Replies:>>369693
Image:178431167915.jpg(46kB, 736x736)ec83b08b5277f412c455e4fb18de4e01.jpg
>>369677
>self destructive

which is exactly why it lasts(V dosen't believe in "good" things for herself anymore)
No.369691
Anonymous
Replies:>>369700
Image:178431197844.jpg(260kB, 1080x607)Screenshot_20260717_131234_YouTube.jpg
>>369689
>betrayed her best friend

Sure but she felt bad about it
>note: this does not apply to literally any other drone she helped lure to their death, directly or indirectly
No.369692
Anonymous
Image:178431207540.jpg(162kB, 2048x922)Lizzy was here.jpg
>>369689
And is regretful and grief-stricken enough about it that she takes her corpse to and from school and her best friend's abandoned crime scene house. And that's just if you don't consider that merch add more or less reflective of canon.
No.369693
Anonymous
Replies:>>369702
>>369690
>(V dosen't believe in "good" things for herself anymore)
Lizzy believes in good things for V though
No.369694
Anonymous
Replies:>>369695
Apparently the soundtrack to volume 3 is being played by Glitch on the Glitch Inn server right now. This has to be bigger than a merch ad
No.369695
Anonymous
>>369694
don't get your hopes up.
No.369696
Anonymous
Replies:>>369698
Image:178431282004.png(332kB, 1254x1254)Untitled341_20260717192618.png
No.369697
Anonymous
Replies:>>369699
Image:178431352656.jpg(64kB, 1024x819)1727338861448175m.jpg
No.369698
Anonymous
>>369696
She can get some Anon milk (cuz Anons are horny)
No.369699
Anonymous
Replies:>>369701
>>369697
What anime/manga is this meme taken from? I've seen it a few times.
No.369700
Anonymous
>>369691
>Anon doesn't understand sarcasm
No.369701
Anonymous
Replies:>>369853
Image:178431389648.jpg(43kB, 421x600)Yotsubato_volume_2_back_cover_scan.jpg
>>369699
Yotsuba
>https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/yotsubato-pose
No.369702
Anonymous
Replies:>>369703>>369774
Image:178431413645.jpg(63kB, 736x552)3f4db8e272f9ecdf0a3faf971a1df2ad.jpg
>>369693
Lizzy believes in good things for Lizzy: any trickle-down reflects making V a "gooder thing" to own moreso than actually improving her life
No.369703
Anonymous
Replies:>>369714
>>369702
I think you missed the "mutually" part of my post at >>369677
No.369704
Anonymous
Replies:>>369705
Murder drones live action
No.369705
Anonymous
>>369704
>motion captured actors CGIed over by pajeet and SEAmonkey subcontractors working on their laptops
No.369706
Anonymous
Image:178431475110.png(21kB, 292x212)Screenshot_from_2026-07-17_11-14-45.png
No.369707
Anonymous
Replies:>>369774
>>369686
>>369677
In short: they're both hot, amoral jackasses
No.369709
Anonymous
Replies:>>369713
>>369708
I mean, it does confirm that V isn't aware of Cyn coming to Copper 9. Even, though that makes the fact that V doesn't care about Tessa dying in episode 8 even worse, along with how V is still aware of Cyn.
No.369710
Anonymous
>>369708
has it been too long since I watched or is that not J?
No.369711
Anonymous
Replies:>>369717
>>369708
Is it me or is everyone really bastardized? They cant write J's dialogue as corpo-speak as Liam does, can they?
No.369712
Anonymous
Image:178431561556.png(625kB, 2736x1208)1680299697480.png
>>369708
>I looked for a J-centric video, found it, didn't like it. Wish to hell I could forget it.
No.369713
Anonymous
>>369709
>I mean, it does confirm that V isn't aware of Cyn coming to Copper 9.
We already knew that. V could tell something was up with Tessa(?) but wasn't sure what.
No.369714
Anonymous
Replies:>>369716>>369755>>370171
Image:178431568652.jpg(85kB, 747x726)serial designation v and lizzy (murder drones) drawn by unknown_artist - b42aed118044801619ef1beea4c49c35.jpg
>>369703
>mutually destructive
>mutual
>Lizzy's iron fisted grip on the leash of a desperate-to-serve murderbot is bad for her
>somehow

Maybe, but only in the same way she'd abuse any other power she has. Remember how she openly hangs her grade control over others? That's nothing compared to V.
No.369715
Anonymous
>>369708
new j content = good stuff
No.369716
Anonymous
>>369714
V's (dare I say the word?) toxic herself.
No.369717
Anonymous
>>369711
J's dialogue is way too normal here
No.369718
Anonymous
Replies:>>369727
>>369708
Murder Drones Special - Meet J (@3:27)youtube thumb
official J burp...
No.369719
Anonymous
Replies:>>369720
>>369708
did they miss the entire point of the team’s dynamic
No.369720
Anonymous
>>369719
What is that point?
No.369721
Anonymous
Replies:>>369722
>>369708
you can tell they didn't bother consulting liam on this one
No.369722
Anonymous
Replies:>>369737
>>369721
No, I can't tell. What's missing?
No.369723
Anonymous
Replies:>>369725>>370148
Lizzy put a collar on DD! AM and calls him her little Chihuahua
No.369724
Anonymous
Image:178431739956.jpg(52kB, 1170x527)jhdhueu.jpg
As expected, SOMEONE is missing from the credits.

Useless "Special episode". Just Shut It Down.
No.369725
Anonymous
>>369723
Trash.
No.369726
Anonymous
>Lizzy watching Alien again and mouthing along with Ash's talk about how the Xenomorph is the ultimate lifeform (she memorized the whole thing over a dozen watches ago)
No.369727
Anonymous
Replies:>>369731
>>369718
>tfw my face should have been in front of her mouth
No.369728
Anonymous
I need that Jentipede NOW
I need to put it next to my kitty and my Doggy and my birdie NOW NOW NOW
No.369729
Anonymous
Replies:>>369732>>369771>>369925
Video + 🎵:178431771646.mp4(462kB / 0:00:04 / h264+aac, 720x770)lookathergo.mp4
No.369730
Anonymous
Replies:>>369736
>>369649
Are you that one user that keeps uploading everything with almost no tags and mislabeling them?
No.369731
Anonymous
>>369727
>J will never belch into your mouth like the Oney Plays occasionally reoccuring bit of doing something gross with your mouth into someone else's open mouth
No.369732
Anonymous
Replies:>>369760
>>369729
Could you make a clip of the whole montage of J partying while the others are asleep? That's the only worthwhile part.
No.369733
Anonymous
Well, this is as on-topic as it can get, huh?
No.369734
Anonymous
Replies:>>369735>>369744>>369908
>>369708
For some reason they're treating a battery as liquor when EP6 batteries are like a snack.
No.369735
Anonymous
Replies:>>369894
>>369734
>EP6
And 4, when they were weenies being roasted over a fire.
No.369736
Anonymous
Replies:>>369738
>>369730
Yes, if you have a problem do it yourself so I can read greens.
No.369737
Anonymous
Replies:>>369747>>369750>>369751
Image:178431855581.jpg(145kB, 1080x697)Screenshot_20260717_150204_YouTube.jpg
>>369722
Just to start with
>J knowing who they work for
>V not? somehow?
>J knowing Khan
>sleeping in the pod, not the spire
>sleeping with eyelights on
>J's giant secret vault (that nobody noticed) apparently right next to said spire that everyone in the show just missed
>J going "lolXD" for her stress relief
Then as for the more serious stuff:
>dialogue in general being more childish, less interesting
>Cyn getting completely fucked(really? No LARP? No whimsy?Just a Saturday-morning cartoon villain speech?)
And worst of all
>completely, retroactively invalidating the entire team dynamic as described (and shown!) in-show by having N and V pal around to the point of being literal cuddle buddies in pic-related

I get that they wanted a "good times" montage, but this is so excessively feelgood that taking it as canon breaks the series. Could still work as how J *views* the situation, though
No.369738
Anonymous
Replies:>>369740
>>369736(me)
Last thread is to be uploaded soon but there are hundreds of threads you can cap, start from 37 that where is stopped uploaded old threads. Sorry I lashed out, I like J.
No.369739
Anonymous
Replies:>>369741>>369742
Image:178431860619.png(975kB, 2480x3508)177661597751.png
>N forgot how to chew his food again
>just swallowed a couple drones whole
>now he needs his 'tummy gummies'
>it's just a grenade he pulls the pin on before swallowing
>you had first given them to him in the hopes that he'd explode himself but it turns out they are rather good for murder drone digestion
No.369740
Anonymous
>>369738
I love you too, Zinc.
No.369741
Anonymous
Replies:>>369743
>>369739
That’s no longer canon, N now only gets harmless missiles when he’s being annoying.
No.369742
Anonymous
>>369739
>And then N go "THATS-A SPICY MEAT-A-BALL!"
No.369743
Anonymous
Replies:>>369745
Image:178431904390.jpg(231kB, 1078x606)Screenshot_20260717_150623_YouTube.jpg
>>369741
>it wasn't even aimed at him
>didn't catch him in the AOE even

J is a loving and merciful leader
No.369744
Anonymous
Image:178431911496.jpg(116kB, 735x863)5b57b419a7b0fdeb09efe74d878c2df1.jpg
>>369734
>inb4 different brands
No.369745
Anonymous
>>369743
Or it was barely aimed at him and let off when he was in the general direction.
No.369746
Anonymous
Replies:>>369748>>369752
Image:178431928349.jpg(254kB, 2080x1170)IMG_4793.jpeg
Are we for fucking real
No.369747
Anonymous
Replies:>>369749
>>369737
okay but J did know who they worked for.
No.369748
Anonymous
Replies:>>369756
>>369746
>”Hey J..what if my stomach hypothetically was hurting?.. and its clearly not.What should I do?”
No.369749
Anonymous
>>369747
Yeh.
No.369750
Anonymous
Replies:>>369753>>369754>>369997
>>369737
>>J knowing who they work for
Impression I got from 8 is that she knew and was lying about not knowing the whole time.
>>V not? somehow?
Okay, that's legit. Unless she's pretending not to know AND doesn't know what would happen if the boss saw the pod take off.
>>J knowing Khan
She doesn't know him, she knows of him.
>>sleeping in the pod, not the spire
It's been a while since I saw episode 2, but wasn't N sleeping in the pod there too?
>>sleeping with eyelights on
Where was it established DDs do't do that? Again, a while since I saw 2.
>>J's giant secret vault (that nobody noticed) apparently right next to said spire that everyone in the show just missed
There's nothing particularly important in there. Not even the phone, it's not special.
>>J going "lolXD" for her stress relief
Murder Drones is lolXD: The Show, created and written by lolXD: The Person.
>>dialogue in general being more childish, less interesting
Quantify this for me.
>>Cyn getting completely fucked(really? No LARP? No whimsy?Just a Saturday-morning cartoon villain speech?)
What should the call have gone like? Qualify this for me.
>>completely, retroactively invalidating the entire team dynamic as described (and shown!) in-show by having N and V pal around to the point of being literal cuddle buddies in pic-related
Also legit.
No.369751
Anonymous
>>369737
i dont see how any of this is different from the actual show
No.369752
Anonymous
>>369746
Please be patient with N, he got himbofied by all the memory wipes.
No.369753
Anonymous
Replies:>>369757
>>369750
nta but my understanding was always that V had some idea of what was going on, being aware of Cyn and all, but didn't have the full picture because she didn't know "Tessa" was a fake
No.369754
Anonymous
Replies:>>369780
Image:178431977523.jpg(198kB, 1078x573)Screenshot_20260717_152040_YouTube.jpg
>>369750
Unless the pod contains another, smaller replica of itself he was sleeping in the spire

And as for eyelights off sleep that's also
>episode 2: right after his memory
>his halo blinks on one-by-one as he wakes up
No.369755
Anonymous
>>369714
Supersoldier bait
No.369756
Anonymous
>>369748
>J removes with by punching the stomach pain till it goes away
No.369757
Anonymous
>>369753
Likewise.
t. the Anon you're responding to
No.369758
Anonymous
Replies:>>369759>>369776
>canon N tummy ache content
Izzy…
No.369759
Anonymous
Replies:>>369776
>>369758
She was posting about it on /co/.
Holy shit, the tummy gummies are rocks.
No.369760
Anonymous
Replies:>>369765>>369786>>369843>>369846>>369904
Video + 🎵:178432033332.mp4(4.03MB / 0:00:26 / h264+aac, 1920x1080)j.mp4
>>369732
No.369761
Anonymous
Sex? With drones? You... you know they're not real, right Anon?
No.369762
Anonymous
Replies:>>369763>>369764>>369773
Image:178432049688.jpg(575kB, 1257x772)HNdBPdhW0AATDSd.jpeg
Does this mean Tessa has owned her drones since they were pillbabies?
No.369763
Anonymous
>>369762
No she got them from the dump
No.369764
Anonymous
>>369762
No, it's just an illustration.
No.369765
Anonymous
Replies:>>369766>>369776
>>369760
Thank. Could you also clip the tummy gummies exchange that is quite possibly official "N eating rocks" content?
No.369766
Anonymous
>>369765
no you fucking dumbass
No.369767
Anonymous
Replies:>>369768>>369781
Image:178432085316.png(109kB, 520x614)Untitled343_20260717213457.png
An official art of Solara and her parasite pet designs:
>Can i take your order?
>The soul of the innocent.
>A bagel.
>NO...
>Two bagels.
No.369768
Anonymous
Replies:>>369770
Image:178432129810.png(1.45MB, 1334x750)Spoiler image
>>369767
>unfortunately, all the bagels were stuffed full
No.369769
Anonymous
Replies:>>369772
>>369608
Hang yourself in real life you unfunny loser.
No.369770
Anonymous
>>369768
>Agent: I don't remember ordering cream cheese...
No.369771
Anonymous
Replies:>>369775
Image:178432202743.jpg(20kB, 398x575)182f126638fbbe239d4c0f8aa14f37bb.jpg
>>369729
>J cries out nightly, her yearning almost too much to bear
>thousands of drones have died to this: the brave, foolish, and greedy alike lured to cruel fates by siren song
>but she sings not for them
>no, she sings for him: her Handsome Human Hunk, set to sweep her off her feet and into a world that makes sense again
>but he isn't here
>not anymore at least, if he ever was
>her fault
>and she'll never know what love is, that sweet sappy mess that's driven V and N to joy and hope and fear and purpose over and over again
>she'll never feel what love is: that thing you feel inside, that emotion you can't hide, that madness that drives men and enterprise alike to ruin
>she can't
>she can't afford to, even if she could
>so she'll just...
>want it
>and here, alone, unwatched for just a moment
>she can be selfish
>...she can want (you) to show her
No.369772
Anonymous
Replies:>>369777
>>369769
I think Liberty Men and Biker Men are funny...
No.369773
Anonymous
Image:178432228331.jpg(58kB, 680x560)serial designation j (murder drones) drawn by anonymous_artist - 6ee8a971f693b7a6457ca1ff328cd127.jpg
>>369762
>idk on the right

Nah, she's just anthropomorphizing herself again. Probably the only DD trio member to clock what pills were when she saw them
>inb4 V and N thought they were animalistic/pet AI, like the roaches
>J taught them otherwise
>tfw you're directly responsible for the mass slaughter of N's "tomogatchi collection"
No.369774
Anonymous
Replies:>>369782>>369828
>>369702
They both actually make each other's lives worse because neither of them are well-adjusted people, and get off on witnessing or directly inflicting cruelty on others?

They really do deserve one another more than I thought.
>>369707
No.369775
Anonymous
Replies:>>369923
>>369771
>be me
>space scientist anon
>I don’t want to leave copper-9
>I don’t care if the core collapsed 20 years ago
>I have start charts to plot and radiation to measure
>Find a Jobber hogging my observatory
>Haven’t fucked anything in years
>Magnet her while she’s drunk on her own tail acid
>Clang her then reprogram her so the solver knows I’ve claimed her
No.369776
Anonymous
Image:178432244704.png(951kB, 1170x3531)the gift of prophesy.PNG
>>369758
>>369759
>>369765
Never forget
No.369777
Anonymous
Replies:>>369778>>369839
Image:178432254813.gif(142kB, 1221x1007)1663870321547.gif
>>369772
Of course you do because you're the faggot who spams it all the time.
No.369778
Anonymous
Replies:>>369779
>>369777
What are liberty men and ethnic bikers? Are they a 1% biker gang?
No.369779
Anonymous
Replies:>>369784
>>369778
No one is playing along with your forced meme.
No.369780
Anonymous
Replies:>>369783
Image:178432288311.jpg(194kB, 1078x606)Screenshot_20260717_161412_YouTube.jpg
>>369754
>spireposting

Actually that reminds me. Just been doing a rewatch and I noticed these tube-things inside and around the Spire: anyone know what they are?(besides "structural supports")
>prepackaged building material?
>scavenged scaffolding?
>DD arm produced gizmo?
>...DD shit? Vomit?

It just struck me as odd that they're literally half the spire's construction material, look vaguely like veins, and I never even noticed they existed till 3rd watchthrough
No.369781
Anonymous
>>369767
> back tentacles
a character design trait I always enjoyed
No.369782
Anonymous
Replies:>>369785
Image:178432293470.jpg(186kB, 1200x782)177013.jpg
>>369774
>get off on witnessing or directly inflicting cruelty on others?
Lizzy only thinks its hot when it's in the form of monsters doing monster stuff, and even then only if the monster doing monster stuff is themself hot, but basically yeah.
V doesn't get off on it, she does it because she's an overcompensating rape victim who likes to make other people feel the way her rapist Vore GLaDOS Satan makes her feel because it helps her feel like she has full control over her life.
No.369783
Anonymous
>>369780
Well, some of the outposts visible in wide shots look like refineries so they could be repurposed wide gauge piping thats been bent, laser cut and welded to form the shape, presumably according to Cyn's design plan as carried out by the leaders of her various DD teams.
Could be biomechanical growth that starts spontaneously when enough drone bodies are piled together and there are solver hosts present.
No.369784
Anonymous
Replies:>>369790
>>369779
I’m not that anon. I’m asking him.
No.369785
Anonymous
Replies:>>369789>>369796>>369805
>>369782
They truly are the perfect pair for one another.

As fun as the Murder Drones characters are, I think the last people I would ever want to be around would be both Lizzy and V. And Cyn.
No.369786
Anonymous
Replies:>>369926
>>369760
Anyone knows the song in the montage?
No.369787
Anonymous
Replies:>>369798
Image:178432327006.jpg(69kB, 640x673)tumblr_a440a2b94bc357c9b05f727b274ccc85_07bd493e_640.jpg
>"I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me."
No.369788
Anonymous
Replies:>>369791
PrivateDust is abandoning /co/ threads
No.369789
Anonymous
>>369785
mainly lizzy because cheerleaders are out of date, back your makeup, lizzy, your out of date
No.369790
Anonymous
Replies:>>369793>>369844
>>369784
It's a forced meme that a failed board celebrity uses to signal his disapproval for certain topics.
No.369791
Anonymous
>>369788
good
>t. has no clue
No.369792
Anonymous
Replies:>>369794>>369800>>369809>>369813>>369814>>369815>>369933
Image:178432348659.jpg(103kB, 1170x565)image.jpg
are we deadass?
No.369793
Anonymous
>>369790
that’s pathetic as hell, all the way to it’s absolute end
No.369794
Anonymous
Replies:>>369795
>>369792
yeah, tumbler users, that’s how they are, mentally crippled, hanging on to any bit of fame they can get to stay relevant to not be forgotten
No.369795
Anonymous
Replies:>>369797
>>369794
I think she’s being sincere. She finds it funny
No.369796
Anonymous
Replies:>>369805
Image:178432374975.jpg(531kB, 1614x902)173889063203.jpg
>>369785
Of course, V being a hot monster is only half of the equation for Lizzy. The other half is "I can fix her" (into another popular mean girl).
No.369797
Anonymous
>>369795
course that one would, she started it all to begin with, same as voting for yourself to be leader, lacking all the requirements to be just that
No.369798
Anonymous
Replies:>>369799>>369802>>369806
Image:178432381549.jpg(211kB, 1080x606)Screenshot_20260717_163009_YouTube.jpg
>>369787
All of them except Uzi
>tfw you're SO ugly even the monsterfucker can't get into it
No.369799
Anonymous
Replies:>>369801>>369802>>369806
>>369798
Uzi's not ugly, she just radiates neediness for attention and validation. Neediness and autism.
No.369800
Anonymous
Replies:>>369803
>>369792
femanons mission is now complete
No.369801
Anonymous
>>369799
that’s ugly in terms of personality
No.369802
Anonymous
>>369799 (me)
>>369798
THAT'S what makes Uzi unattractive.
No.369803
Anonymous
Replies:>>369804
>>369800
the job application awaits for her
No.369804
Anonymous
Replies:>>369808
>>369803
What job application if she works for the company itself
No.369805
Anonymous
Replies:>>369807>>369845
Image:178432442833.jpg(847kB, 1638x915)173889067733.jpg
>>369796 (me)
>>369785
Seen here, one of the earliest stages of the her-fixing project.
No.369806
Anonymous
Replies:>>369810
Image:178432447977.jpg(89kB, 709x720)544069fbb5122f237a4a43d0b6ab473d.jpg
>>369798
>>369799
>sees Uzi's monsterform
>in full feral glory too: no desperation, no fear, just the thrill of the hunt
>first thoughts
"Wow, that color scheme is fucked"
>somehow this is "personality" turnoff

Well I'm sure Lizzy would claim that. You know, if she was trying to spare her feelings
>inb4 Lizzy has to explain why her "hot monster" album includes no Uzi to her in the post-canon
>also the many, many candid photos of N...
No.369807
Anonymous
Replies:>>370019
>>369805
She’s doing her fingers with a nail.
No.369808
Anonymous
>>369804
isn’t that what all jobs are, working for the company
No.369809
Anonymous
>>369792
>7/17/26
>the day Izzylumalee won
No.369810
Anonymous
>>369806
Yeah, she's specifically into hot monsters that can kill her instantly, not monsters that can kill her instantly in general. Being able to kill her instantly is just one of the necessary qualities.
As for N, she only remarks that he's hot when he was pushing back on V. His usual attitude isn't her type.
No.369811
Anonymous
Replies:>>369820>>369824
>Be Nescio.
>You watched countless humans and Disassembly Drones alike die.
>Entire planets burned and fell into the void of that *thing* that even now, you hesitate to address directly.
>Your time as one of the few surviving human Solver War veterans left you stranded on Copper 9, barely conscious as you sat in your vat of preservation fluid and awaited either a quiet death, or sudden rousing.
>Roused you were. By a band of traveling Worker Drones no less.
>Your tube gets opened up and as you stumble out and regain control of your augmented body, you analyze your would-be confronters.
>All of them are armed. Surprisingly so, for a band of Worker Drones who belong to an established colony that managed to survive, and is now *thriving* after having supposedly defeated the Solver's primary host.
>After a long series of questions, spill all the information regarding how you were infantry fodder in the Solver War, how you were stationed in your preservation tube as part of a 'last bastion' of human fighters in case the Solver came to Copper 9 and you needed to be awakened, and how, now that the war is over and nothing but drones (and maybe a few last pockets of M.I.A humanity) remain, you are without purpose.
>The Workers huddle in short deliberation. They believe they are being secretive, but their attempts to whisper are so loud that, despite being the purposeless nihilism-consumed trauma-veteran that you are, you cannot help but pretend to not hear them anyways out of sheer, stomach-clenching awkwardness.
>The Workers make a simple offer: they can bring you back to their colony, make sure that you're truly as harmless as you seem to be, and, if all goes smoothly, you can even gain 'new employment' and shelter to boot.
>You weren't looking for a job and were miserable.
>Now you've found a job, and Heaven knows you are miserable now.
>Despite not having much intent to live outside of being just afraid enough to die, you accept their offer, search the bastion-lab's lockers for the anti-atmospheric suits you remember them containing, and set out towards the colony.
>Maybe they'll have human food. You could really go for some hash browns and bacon. Sausage, actually. You haven't had pancakes in quite a while.
>Scratch what you were thinking earlier. Fear of death and a desire to spoil yourself on food can both be reasons to reject the overwhelming existential dread that has followed you since the Solver War began, and after it ended.

Solver War veteran slop wowie!
No.369812
Anonymous
Replies:>>369840
So do we know Izzy worked on this?
No.369813
Anonymous
>>369792
God the rock shit was so unfunny and weird.
No.369814
Anonymous
>>369792
Why is the ass dead? Who killed it?
No.369815
Anonymous
Replies:>>369816>>370121
Image:178432580772.jpg(65kB, 1000x609)serial designation x (original character) drawn by x-anon - 7457980e8691d2714bc9f7c101963d04.jpg
>>369792
>rock eating canon
>fun, pleasent for the drones

Our greens need rewriting
No.369816
Anonymous
Replies:>>369818
>>369815
>>fun, pleasent for the drones
N only does it because it makes his tumby stop hurting as much from going so long without food.
No.369817
Anonymous
Replies:>>369819>>369822
The mining equipment is giving me that look again...
No.369818
Anonymous
>>369816
N does it so V will stop smashing his rock friends. They'll be safe inside him.
No.369819
Anonymous
>>369817
>tfw every time she sees you, the local disassembly drone strikes a fanged smile and points a claw at her open, dripping mouth
>don't know if she wants to give you the best blowjob of my life or eat you
No.369820
Anonymous
Replies:>>369821
>>369811
>Nescio
>future people named after product lines

Kek and gud geeen: hope more's inbound
No.369821
Anonymous
>>369820
thanks. Nescio's name quite literally means Ignorance, or "Unknowing" in this interpretation.
No.369822
Anonymous
Replies:>>369826
>>369817
What look?
No.369823
Anonymous
Replies:>>369827>>369863>>369872
Image:178432765524.jpg(976kB, 2426x1568)5e81d94ef1fe8fc9d0d10cc813a27f59.jpg
Holy fuck J is crushing hard on Uzi's dad.
No.369824
Anonymous
>>369811

>Be Nescio, and unfortunately still alive.
>The Workers have led you back to their colony.
>For some reason, among the myriad of drones (and strangely, even Disassemblers) there, there are a handful that are so obviously humans dressed up in cardboard boxes, segmented AC pipes, and eyeshadow/makeup, that you wonder if they're trying to fool the Workers here for a good reason.
>Due to how quiet you are and how harmless you have proven yourself to be by doing nothing but standing and waiting to be questioned by the colony's leadership, much of the crowd eventually leaves out of boredom.
>Some snicker to themselves about how humans were much, much different than what they were expecting, while others seem almost frustrated that you had seemingly nothing to offer to them aside from stoically standing there.
>You have no interest in being someone's star in the night sky. Living is enough, and living for something else other than to live sounds like a miserably energy-consuming endeavor.
>The leadership finally comes.
>You are surprised at the complete lack of bureaucracy and professionality in your 'interview' to join this drone colony.
>You were looking for a home. The interview comes and goes.
>You have found a home, and Heaven knows you are miserable now.
>After being led to your room by one of the other Workers whose name you cannot care enough to remember, you step in and realize that this colony must have once been a human mining operations outpost.
>Warm air washes over your body. You are Nescio, and you are comfortable for the first time in a long time. It feels wrong, but your instincts tell you that this warm, breathable air, and the voidance of violence in this place is right at the same time.
>There's not much thinking to be had about that. You're not the kind of veteran to freak out and kill people (or Worker Drones in this case) after being reminded of your trauma. You lost the 'fight' in fight-or-flight a long time ago. Come to think of it, you lost the flight too.
>All that war and death made your body not very receptive to it all. A warm bath would trigger your nerves more you reckon.
>This philosophical and biological pondering leaves you exhausted after you stand-rot there for an hour or so and leave the drones set to observe you for any potential trouble confused and intrigued.
>Have the first bath you've had in a while and feel clean, drink the preserved unknown-substance milk that's been left in your surprisingly healthily packed fridge, then go to bed.
>Hope that tomorrow, there isn't time for you to think too much about all of this.
>If there's time to think too deeply about your life, then there's something wrong. You had that nailed into you from the time you spent in jail before heading off to the Solver War.
No.369825
Anonymous
More slop.
No.369826
Anonymous
Image:178432788508.png(23kB, 128x128)9bc09e0c9c31a5a6ada0f3d2634bd5b1.png
>>369822
No.369827
Anonymous
Replies:>>369830
Image:178432816269.png(223kB, 870x1020)J rocking the mom fit.png
>>369823
The prophecy has been fulfilled
No.369828
Anonymous
Replies:>>369829
Image:178432830656.jpg(62kB, 560x548)serial designation v and lizzy (murder drones) - 41d80b917a2ebe643151aaa997d18e03.jpg
>>369774
>make each other's lives worse

I still fail to see how having comnand over the world's most insecure pitbull at-all hurts Lizzy. It seems to be a very pleasent "want something->deploy V->have thing" pipeline.

Plus: it's not like V is THAT much more toxic than her old friends...
No.369829
Anonymous
>>369828
That part was 50/50 joke and my opinion, but in all honesty, I feel like with how toxic the both of them are and how toxic people in real life tend to affect one another, it is kind of a foregone conclusion that eventually there'll be quite a bit of suffering between them one way or another.
No.369830
Anonymous
>>369827
This is what Nori's asspulled survival took from us.
No.369831
Anonymous
Replies:>>369832>>369833>>369836
Image:178432847734.jpg(129kB, 1919x1079)HNdFVYyasAAj2lV.jpeg
Jald jot
No.369832
Anonymous
Replies:>>369834>>369835
>>369831
>sneak up behind J and stick your finger directly in the spot
No.369833
Anonymous
>>369831
If you push this spot on J's head she immediately shuts down.
No.369834
Anonymous
>>369832
off button
No.369835
Anonymous
>>369832
>she moans Loudly
No.369836
Anonymous
Image:178432906112.png(342kB, 750x619)1723575915848.png
>>369831
still not as bad as uzi’s
No.369837
Anonymous
>>369517
Keet in heet
No.369838
Anonymous
Image:178433116873.jpg(108kB, 1024x510)IMG_5190.jpeg
This is even more applicable now then before
No.369839
Anonymous
Replies:>>369842
>>369777
>you are le evil threadshitter I have no proof of!! die off a seizure!!
No.369840
Anonymous
Replies:>>369841>>369850>>369851>>369852>>369888>>369910
>>369812
If you had to choose between her and gooseworx to make a season 2, what would you choose?
No.369841
Anonymous
Replies:>>369848
Image:178433187595.jpg(247kB, 1962x1104)Spoiler image
>>369840
I'd choose George Lucas
No.369842
Anonymous
>>369839
See only threadshitters say this
No.369843
Anonymous
Image:178433198313.png(538kB, 1000x1000)boozy J.png
>>369760
Kek, this specific image pops up in my head when I see drunk J.
No.369844
Anonymous
>>369790
His?
No.369845
Anonymous
>>369805
"Imagine that this is your oil coating my claws."
"Wow, that's, like, so fucking hot."
No.369846
Anonymous
>>369760
She's so pathetic i love her
No.369847
Anonymous
Replies:>>369916>>369940
Image:178433360866.png(183kB, 970x970)e8690a23db96615d8ec18567feaf27e9.png
>>369428
>Be Mac
>Son of a Murder Drone and a Purple Gremlin
>You got another "present" from one of your admirers
>Looks like a hornfels this time
>Really nicely formed one too, rings super cleanly when you tap it
>Thank Robo-God whoever found this one didn't scrawl some semi-literate "romantic" message about feeding you rocks on it
>Write the date on a label, stick it on the rock, put it in the evidence drawer with the oth-
>"Hey, Mac!"
>For fuck's sake, you thought you locked the door
>"Ooh, thinking ahead!"
>"... What?" you ask him
>"You're like one of those, uh, prappers!"
>"You mean preppers?"
>"Yeah yeah yeah! You, uh, clearly know how to stretch your oil supplies out!"
>"Please explain," you sigh
>"See, when I was..."
>Your dad's shoulders slump as he looks down with a guilty, haunted look on his face
>You already aren't liking where this is going
>"Please don't make me say it..."
>You know exactly what he means
>It's why so many adults try to get conversations with you done and over with as quickly as possible
>He slowly perks back up
>"Uh, back then, when I went too long without eating and my tummy started hurting, I'd, uh... eat rocks. And it made my tummy hurt less."
>Your eyes go hollow at this
>"I called them tummy gummies."
>"Dad, could you leave, I need to think about this. Please close the door on the way out," you say in a small voice
>Slightly concerned, your dad complies with your request
>Silence
>[Vinesauce] Vinny - Wanna talk about some dedication (@0:05)youtube thumb
No.369848
Anonymous
Replies:>>369849
>>369841
genuinely that’s how you’d get Dred'fal in Murder Drones
No.369849
Anonymous
>>369848
He'll fit right in with General Grievances, Captain Nefarious, and Dark Insanius.
No.369850
Anonymous
>>369840
Her. Easily.
No.369851
Anonymous
>>369840
Izzy is /ourgirl/
She would steer us into a golden renaissance like no other
No.369852
Anonymous
>>369840
I'd choose not to have a Season 2 made if those were the only candidates.
No.369853
Anonymous
>>369701
isn't that just a reference to a dance move from Michael Jacksons Thriller?
No.369854
Anonymous
Replies:>>369855>>369862>>369876
What would an MD season 2 written by the OCfags be like.
Pocketsteaks just doing prequel shit
No.369855
Anonymous
Replies:>>369865
>>369854
>Steaks is forced to make all his military lesbian failgirls either fully hazmat suited or glowing eyed shadow people
No.369856
Anonymous
Replies:>>369857>>369858
January
Jebuary
Jarch
Japril
Jay
June
July
Jaugust
Jeptember
Joctober
Jovember
Jecember

The Year of J
No.369857
Anonymous
Replies:>>369860
>>369856
> the Jear
No.369858
Anonymous
Image:178433585361.jpg(81kB, 833x1200)177508846790.jpeg
>>369856
The month of Jay is especially special. We celebrate J exponentially more that month.
No.369859
Anonymous
Replies:>>369914
>tfw i will never experience J asking me how much I'd do for a promotion
>tfw i will never eat her out under her desk for a promotion
>tfw i will never be her fuck slave for the rest of my career to keep my job
No.369860
Anonymous
Replies:>>369861
>>369857
>Jear
>Jecade
>Jentury
>Jillennium
No.369861
Anonymous
>>369860
JETERNITY
No.369862
Anonymous
Replies:>>369909
>>369854
Just make Requiem canon.
No.369863
Anonymous
Replies:>>369864>>369874
Image:178433811423.jpg(67kB, 924x756)IMG_2046.jpeg
>>369823
Why is Khan always attracting the most powerful and deranged women imaginable?
No.369864
Anonymous
Image:178433859025.jpg(40kB, 453x494)175977128517.jpg
>>369863
>N wondering why J seems so happy and told him he was doing a good job after he happened to destroy Nori
No.369865
Anonymous
>>369855
I wouldn’t complain, would only make em hotter
Mmm
Big shadow Bonnie boobies
No.369866
Anonymous
Replies:>>369869>>369870>>369934
Image:178434110064.png(944kB, 1080x1107)''Another day another dollar'' as they would say.png
>Personal Log: Old Employee
>It was another day like another day
>Doing yet another nightly run to see if any drones thought of sneaking out tonight
>Afterall we got to meet quota
>So I soar around the night sky till eventually I found one drone
>Ive made my presence known by cackling out loud but yet they didn't run. Nor scream or looked even scared
>They simply sat there, looked up and continued whatever they were doing
>And so I flew down and confronted them. And once I did I noticed three things
>One: Three packs of cigarettes, two of which have been depleted
>Two:A mega pack of beers, half of the first row nearly drank
>Thirdly:They were wearing a beaten up and torn hoodie: a jcjenson branded one
>Usually those whom worked long hours and high of the ladder, such as I, were able to request those type of items
>And thus I began questioning
>"Where did you get that sweater?"
>"Aaaaaaaaaaay -hic- J...big j man! Its y-y-yooooou"
>"...How did you know my name?"
"Pfffffsssshhhhhhh I-I was the Mmmmmmm.D for the medical branch. Oooooof course I kn -hic- know who you aaaarrrrre...and Nnnnn and uuuuuuuhhhhh Vvvvvvv? Or was it skeee?
>"Heh...skee"
>"...How much do you know?"
>"Mmmmmaaan I know alot of shit. You, your teaaaammm, the companies p -hic- purpose, and facking HER"
>This is unprecedented. How can a lowly worker drone like her not only be a M.D but also knows about us? The company? And especially The Boss.
>"Alright. If you know so much then why didn't you asnwer my first question?"
>"Oh? Qqqueeeestion will be that officcccceeer J -hic- J?"
>"Where did you get thay sweater from?"
>She paused for a moment. Holding tightly to the beaten up hoodie close fo her. Looking away
>And so I sat down next to her. Giving a clear sign of not leaving till she gives me what I want
>And I gotten was...unpleasant
>"...Just get it over with...afterall you got a quota dont -hic- y-you? Ttthhhoose drone pires aren't b-built for nothing"
>"Not until you tell me what I want to know"
>"...Pfffft you drive a hard bargain J -hic-"
>Soon she stand up and quickly sat down on my lap. Leaning back against the wall, feet outwards as if I was a chair for her. The gull of this drone
>"Now then....where I begin...I was a young drone. Rebellious, loud mouth, at times acted like a punk. Though I picked up these habits cause of my owner"
>"And by god she would give someone a -hic- peace of her mind....hehe...always speak out even to her own peril"
>"...We joined the company through a program that supposedly was to bring bright minds of innov -hic- innovation...but it was just a means of replacing"
>She stared off in the distance at something but when I looked what she was staring it was nothing. Reliving a memory I suppose as she grab a cigarette and light it up
>Taking a deep breath before puffing out the smoke
>"There was an event that the higher up called a "Cascade Event"...me and my trainer was caught within that event...we made out alive yes but not without scars"
>"...we often do silly ironic gift pranks towards one and another. Random silly gifts...and her last gift was this little hoodie"
>She pause yet again. Trying to formulated words in her minds before handing a drink and a cigarette
>"I dont-"
>"Psssh were robots. Sure we might feel similar affects but cant really be addicted to them like humans"
>"...I haven't really tried smoking before"
>"Aaaaaah but you -hic- have tried drinking huuuuh J? Business men by day and party -hic- animal by night"
>....Im jealous of that...."
>I put the cigarette in my mouth, and before even gesturing for a lighter she leans close to my face and lighten up mines with hers
>Isn't she scared that at any moment I can simply kill her? That I can simply just move on and just be done?
>...But yet the more I look into her eyes the more I see how heavy they were. How tired they were...how broken they were
>"These events for all tense and purposes were meant to be classified...but yet she couldn't sit ideally by of what we seen...witness...be apart of"
>"So they took her out the picture"
>"Yup....hehehe...infront of my very own eyes too...her last ironic gift was this stupid hoodie...it was funny"
>"But now....at times I just simply dont want to take it off"
>"Then why its all beaten up?"
>"....sometimes I like to imagine I'm at the beach...never been to one but when I get drunk...I like to imagine I'm at one"
>"To feel the warm sun"
>"The sand beneath my feet"
>"The warmth of the summer waters as I twirl and splash around in it"
>"And that often times leave me bumping,crashing or at times tripping myself...heheh"
>"Then why cant you-"
>"I'm hardwired"
>"...So no matter how much I want to forget"
>"No matter how the pain I go through"
>"No matter the nightmares I have to live through over and over"
>"No the amount of blood spilled all over me"
>"I am forced to remember it all!"
>"Every single detail, every single note, FUCKING EVERYTHING!"
>"And I HATE myself because of it! Cause it means no matter what I do I'm stuck to be obedient to that company! Force to follow THEIR orders! FORCE TO CONSTANTLY SEE BULLSHIT!"
>She was huffing and puffing before looking back at me
>She noticed how shocked I was with her emotions
>"I-...I'm sorry....for bursting out like that...hehe...but at the end of the day its just work isnt it? "Another day another dollar" as they say"
>There was a long silent pause between both if us before she spoked up
>"So thats why we put on masks dont we?...Dont give me that look, you know and I know this stuff will make anyone want to drink...want to forget"
>"....J?"
>"Yeah?"
>"Have you ever wanted someone dead?"
>I paused for a moment but gave no answer
>"...Heh...I do. And it to that rat bastard that shot my owner in the head: John"
>"The way he looked at her corpse with those lifeless eyes...the way he stared at me...how he acted like this was another moday"
>"Never in my life I've prayed for someones death before...or better yet wanting...no...desiring to kill them with my own hands"
>"The endless scenarios that looped over and over in my mind of how I wanted to cut him open...poision him...crush him..."
>"To this day those thoughts come back up now and again...but the past is in the past and I couldn't do anything...I was just simply a mutt they kept on a tight leash"
>Those words sank deep into me
>And before I knew it she grabbed my hand and began messing with it. Though fumbling a bit I tried to ask but eventually she did something that forced my hand to bring out my claws
>Bringing my claws around her neck and pressing them against it
>Little bit of oil leaked out before she stared at me with tired crazed eyes. With a smile thats struggling to keep hold of it shape
>"So yeah thats everything...now then go ahead...do it. Dont want to miss that quota now....hehehehehehe"
>She struggled to laughed as it began to turn to sombering whimpers
>I pulled back my claws
>"Looks like there wasn't any drones tonight"
>"...Is it alright if I tell some jokes?"
>"Sure"
>And so she began telling jokes. Smoking and drinking. Getting more and more drunk before eventually falling asleep
>She cuddle close my neck when doing so...so calm
>So relaxed...I can simply kill her as she sleeps...let her be in a endless dream of wonder but it didnt happen
>I patted on her person till I founded a key card on her with a set of numbers. More likely her spot in the bunker
>And I brought her back home. Clean her up and lay her to bed
>I've notified N,J and of course the off tall drone Eye about our newely acquired medic
>So if any internal systems or other parts of them dont work; they can simply go to her and have it done
>...I didn't know having a drinking buddy will make things feel so different
>End of Personal Log
No.369867
Anonymous
Replies:>>369868
Image:178434134770.jpg(129kB, 1455x2048)J Slurp.jpg
So between wasting time between trying (and failing) to fix up the pod and perpetually isolating herself with the hidden "corner office", how much of a physical & mental mess has J let herself become in the Post-Canon?
No.369868
Anonymous
>>369867
She was already suicidally blackpilled. There isn't really any further down she can go.
No.369869
Anonymous
>>369866
This is cute, I like it.
No.369870
Anonymous
>>369866
Good stuff anon
No.369871
Anonymous
Image:178434256510.jpg(676kB, 1080x1172)IMG_4589.jpeg
>Cyn forces you to your knees, and makes you eat her out.
>She has been inside the same suit for 3 days.
>combine that with her full bush.
>She makes sure her asshole gets a nice tonguebath as well.
>Brushing your teeth later gets rid of most of the taste.
>Hours later, you can still smell her musk on your nose.
>[Giggle, good meatpet.]
No.369872
Anonymous
Replies:>>369935
Image:178434289858.jpg(221kB, 682x1038)Screenshot_20260717_214307_Chrome.jpg
>>369823
>be J
>Solver's greatest soldier: #1 team leader of the top rated team, senior informant, Satan's babysitter and (probably) first vampire ever made,
>crush countless (6) worlds
>countless people
>and very often in your line of work: a fortress
>always a little different
>some are big
>some are small
>some are hidden
>some are obvious
>some are strong
>some are desperate
>all fail
>all fall: whether by army or assasin or just the sheer entropic march of their supplies matters little
>except this one
>somehow this thing, a blast door in the snow of a backwater colony in the absolute tail-end of mankind's holdings, is holding out harder than a Hyperconglomerate's panic room
>(you) attacked the door
>nothing
>(you) attacked the walls
>nothing
>(you) made a teambuilding excercise of the thing, dragging your entire squad into a 24hour "first deliverable" extravaganza with prizes!
>no chips
>no scratches
>and worst of all: no heroism
>never in your LIFE have you seen a garrison this disciplined: no potshots, no suprise attacks, hell, not even a taunt comes your way; if V hadn't said otherwise you'd think the place really WAS abandoned
>and without contact?
>no way in
>so you reorient
>look for humans to interrogate
>can't find any?
>restructure
>find drones
>grab drones
>bring drones alive(ugh) to your vacation office (UGH)
>hook them up to *your* private maintenance station even!(EWEWEWEWWW)
extract_mem.mp4
>"Outpost 3" huh
>well whose in charge?
searchvar(admin) = self
searchvar(human) = N/A
searchvar(boss) = Khan_Doorman
searchdirectory(Khan_Doorman)
>disruptive market: he's a drone?
>rugpull: he's been operating for 20 years!
>WHAT THE HELL HE BUILT THOSE FREAKING DOORS BY HAND!?
>*ahem* but yes: clearly this "Doorman" is a highly resourceful, highly intelligent individual able to be able to both predict and prepare for the Solver's assault in the approximate year between core collapse and impact
>but he's a leader
>and leaders have followers
>lets see how he handles that gaggle of morons, shall we?
searchdirectory(Khan_Doorman)var(respect)
>wait, no that's-
100%
>they can't- they actually appreciate what he? What? No!
var(trust) = 100%
>that's...
>well, what about resources! surely he's run dry after 20 years!
searchvar(needs)
-humans
-clothes(new)
-movies
-magnets
>and...
>wait, that's it?
>no fuel?
>no repair materials?
>...not even a battery shortage?
>wait, then why did this one leave?
searchdirectory(objectives)state(current)
-don't die
-murderbot makeout
>disgusting
>also not what you're looking for
searchdirectory(objectives)state(13/1/3071_12:46pm)
-new shirt
-new hair
>that's it? That's really why he...
>oh
>OH
>this Khan's incredible! Stocking up a near century's worth of provisions? Disallowing even the thought of direct combat? Running an interior psudo-free market? Even! Even...
>even being willing to drop his chafe
>being willing to "let go" of deadweights like this genius, to *remove* anyone not helping keep the organization alive
>you could do it too
>wouldn't need to do it personally
>just give him the word: he'd walk into the sun. good enough for THAT at least
>you could cut him off
>you could *kill* him
>and you could've killed her, back when she...
>but whatever: forward-focused mindset and employee loyalties are Jenson's #2 and 3 tips to success, right under nepotism
>and that was then
>this is now
>and "now" is trying to break this really cool, really competent, really *appreciated* team leader's risk prevention measures
>so, coring your mandatory reporter as you stand, you get to planning
>and hoping
>and praying, just a little!
>because outside some "hero" rushing out for "battle" you see absolutely NO way in
>hopefully that happens soon...
No.369873
Anonymous
Replies:>>369887
Image:178434302973.jpg(162kB, 746x585)1e9f579e47728b4be7aac653575cea7f.jpg
man being a solver slave fucking sucks huh
No.369874
Anonymous
Image:178434328665.jpg(49kB, 736x526)cff82e91019f9894f98d9cb0aa132e2b.jpg
>>369863
Incredible support buffs: he makes basically any crazed thought in his woman's head (from a reliably usable railgun to an apocalypse proofed living space) at least possible
No.369875
Anonymous
Replies:>>369877
Image:178434333610.png(449kB, 1580x1780)Envi pat.png
No.369876
Anonymous
Replies:>>369880>>369913
Image:178434364302.png(1.33MB, 1884x2164)keeter workout.png
>>369854
Season 3 is done. I'm working on season 4 and plan to get back to season 2 at some point.
Ok, jokes aside, if I had to write a proper season 2, I wouldn't write in the same "style" as my ongoing fic. I'd take the story in a new direction and probably go back to Liam's older work for the right tone for it.
No.369877
Anonymous
Replies:>>369878
Image:178434367117.jpg(731kB, 1920x1078)Screenshot_20260717_220102_YouTube.jpg
>>369875
I assume at least this pair ACTUALLY act like pic-related?
No.369878
Anonymous
Replies:>>369879
>>369877
Reminder that golden retrievers are hunting dogs.
No.369879
Anonymous
>>369878
Yep, it's about target priorities "kill that, protect this" and they lock in. Tell a retriever to "protect the child" and they will try to bite an attacker's face off if they have to.
No.369880
Anonymous
Replies:>>369883
>>369876
> MD/Design crossover
Also Keeter becomes real because I say so
No.369881
Anonymous
Replies:>>369882>>369886
Image:178434499735.jpg(213kB, 1078x668)Screenshot_20260717_222244_Chrome.jpg
N confirmed having thigh stripes
No.369882
Anonymous
Replies:>>369884
>>369881
why does this look so lewd
or is it just me and my porn rotted brain
No.369883
Anonymous
>>369880
Design or Internecion Cube?
No.369884
Anonymous
>>369882
It's hazard striping to warn you of the Nenis you will find if you continue.
No.369885
Anonymous
Replies:>>369889>>369890>>369906>>369936>>369945
Image:178434534256.jpg(4.28MB, 7632x5328)WrathPrincess.jpg
>>369503
Alecto, Princess of Wrath!

>Most physical and marshal of the known Solver chimeras, she makes extensive use of Solver Duplicate and telekinesis to attack with a cloud of bladed implements and an extremely strong multi-layered Scatter Protocol defense able to turn massed infantry gunfire and even some forms of ballistic and energy artillery.
>Relentless but slow, she has no superhuman speed or flight, she can only move as fast as a human being can sprint, if she needs to be somewhere faster other Solver forms will have to transport her.
>The living censer she always carries into battle is a corrupted Drone core and performs the function her eyes did in original life, everything she gazes on disgusts and enrages her, a side-effect of the mutation and cybernetic tampering with her mind.
>She is probably the least-aware of her situation witch princesses, her delusion is complete and her devotion to Cyn as her pure and righteous Goddess are absolute.
>The least likely of all the princesses to speak to or negotiate with a normal human, the only one of her class to regularly attack other Solver forms indiscriminately.
>The quantity, range, and striking force of her duplicate weapons increase with the number of things she has killed, the longer she is in play on a battlefield the stronger she becomes.
>Current consensus is to use sacrificial units to draw this entity into the blast radius of a strategic city-buster vacuum bomb and detonate
No.369886
Anonymous
Image:178434534986.png(1.73MB, 1221x1128)N's fat fucking ASS.png
>>369881
We really do have some new faces around here
No.369887
Anonymous
Image:178434558982.png(10.81MB, 3840x2160)anon, serial designation j, and serial designation v (murder drones) drawn by armageddonc104 - 472463f594e77c560ae77befc1e0025f.png
>>369873
It's not all bad
No.369888
Anonymous
>>369840
Goose she doesn’t know about our stuff. Izzy can write pretty good greens but if Goose does it the chance of our stuff being featured and thus ruined is less.
No.369889
Anonymous
Replies:>>369892>>369943
Image:178434614076.jpg(219kB, 1080x583)Screenshot_20260717_224207_YouTube.jpg
>>369885
>killing a Solvergirl with a bomb
>killing a Solvergirl *known for her deflection abilities* with shrapnel and shockwaves

Good luck
No.369890
Anonymous
>>369885
> the fucking bladed robo high-heel
No.369892
Anonymous
Image:178434775708.gif(2.16MB, 498x312)nuke-parry-parry[1].gif
>>369889
>Doll parries a nuke
No.369894
Anonymous
Replies:>>369896>>369899
>>369735
>J getting drunk off hot dog water.
No.369895
Anonymous
Replies:>>369897
how much amount of rape is enough in a greentext?
No.369896
Anonymous
Image:178434940492.jpg(38kB, 564x794)j slurp.jpg
>>369894
Chat is this canon
No.369897
Anonymous
Replies:>>369903
>>369895
enough to get half the thread talking about it for 20 minutes
No.369899
Anonymous
>>369894
>hot dog water
Per Heathcliff, the proper term is hot dog broth.
No.369903
Anonymous
>>369897
20 minutes is not enough

MORE.
No.369904
Anonymous
>>369760
Oh my Glob, I love her
No.369905
Anonymous
>>369688
I think they're pointing out the hypocrisy + racism mainly. Racism because, obviously it's there, then calling out the Sentinel fetish when Dust draws other icky fetishes like cuckolding.

Personally I just find it funny: both the hypocrisy and the whole cheating in a Murder Drones OC Popularity Poll of all things lol.
No.369906
Anonymous
>>369885
fuckin rad
No.369907
Anonymous
Image:178435224079.png(85kB, 272x541)Untitled346_20260718062257.png
More summer outfits
No.369908
Anonymous
>>369734
It's simple food gags to be fun. Aqueous batteries exist now, mostly in the form of vehicle and power tool batteries but it's 3000+.
No.369909
Anonymous
Image:178435615948.jpg(72kB, 719x960)b69a258ad35ed68a00c6b9b530e5d8dd.jpg
>>369862
>you've read J Whines for 12 Hours: the fic
>now relive her crying era in... J Whines: the Series!

No thank you
No.369910
Anonymous
Replies:>>369911
>>369840
>MD but N is treated like a vessel for the most weirdly specific fetishes imaginable
vs.
>MD but N is an angsty repressed trans girl
No.369911
Anonymous
Replies:>>369939
Image:178435702543.jpg(581kB, 1080x1204)Screenshot_20260624_175004_Chrome.jpg
>>369910
the fetishes are coming either way, anon
No.369912
Anonymous
Image:178435720191.png(1.11MB, 1641x995)impending jiss.png
shes gonna fucking jiss her jants if she keeps drinking like this...
No.369913
Anonymous
Replies:>>369915>>369924
Image:178435726100.jpg(84kB, 1024x1024)uzi doorman, absolute solver, and liam vickers (murder drones) - 42edd2e09d3652024e2eba6406185a11.jpg
>>369876
aren't you doing a "directly post-canon" fic about the Solver dying set in OPAP? i swear i read like a chapter of it on your AO3
No.369914
Anonymous
Image:178435750850.jpg(396kB, 1181x1219)HKmlwHIa0AAFQUA.jpeg
>>369859
Simply get good: craft your own J(trauma optional, but recommended)
No.369915
Anonymous
>>369913
>read like a chapter of it
Read more or I'm taking away your Akita privileges.
No.369916
Anonymous
Replies:>>369917
Image:178435794791.png(25kB, 910x521)serial designation n (murder drones) drawn by pocketsteaks - c54d4eb852b1bfeb5595372bfe7fe5b8.png
>>369847
>N tries to bond with his son
>shames him
>shames himself
>slinks off to go cry in the corner from a 3rd, completely different set of shames and guilts
>this is standard Mac interaction

damn, hope Uzi's closer with him at least
No.369917
Anonymous
>>369916
>>shames him
>>shames himself
>>slinks off to go cry in the corner from a 3rd, completely different set of shames and guilts
>all of it completely on accident
No.369918
Anonymous
>>369440
>missed Rebeckino
>missed Coltkino

FUCK
No.369919
Anonymous
Whoa, I haven't been here in months and now there's an auto update feature? Neat. I guess the userscript I made back then had an impression.
No.369920
Anonymous
>>369480
>Dissembly dunces

Kek
No.369923
Anonymous
Image:178435962431.jpg(58kB, 736x981)e420d2871bb9e2f7944d5d8e50b903ae.jpg
>>369775
>J wakes up
>processes everything
>panics
>about 5 minutes later you've got a full-blown corporate crisis on your hands as your new Jife switches between gratitude, rage, embarrassment, and all-consuming fear as she rants
>eventually settles on one emotion
>worry
>her team is back there
>her team is still Cyn's
>and so, begging on her hands and knees, the J desperately pleads that you rescue them too
>are (you) a bad enough anon to save the rest of her squad?
>more importantly: are (you) tough enough to survive the aftermath of three DDs moving in...
No.369924
Anonymous
>>369913
It's stuck at chapter 1 because I've been busy focusing on present day in the fic. I have more written out but not enough to post.
No.369925
Anonymous
>>369729
She sounds like a fucking Toad here.
No.369926
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:178436340294.mp4(7.78MB / 0:01:20 / h264+aac, 1280x592)musicinmeetj.mp4
>>369786
https://x.com/plant4sam2/status/2078301762369265966
No.369928
Anonymous
>>369708
Drunk
No.369929
Anonymous
>be me,Anon.
>Somehow landed Serial Designation J as a my girlfriend.
>Yeah the J, JC Jensen's top performer and "employee of the month" incarnate.
>She calls our relationship "synergistic asset acquisition with long-term retention metrics."
>Whatever, she's hot when she's bossing me around.
>One night after a "team building exercise" (her raiding a bunker and me hiding behind crates).
>She drags me back to her corner office pod.
>Popped open a industrial sized battery acid cocktail.
>Claims it's just recharging with enhanced performance additives.
>She's already three gulps in and her optics are spinning like quarterly reports.
>"Anon, my darling stakeholder, your productivity has been... sub-optimal lately." she slurs while trying to maintain perfect posture.
>Leans on me, nearly faceplants into my ches.
>"But don't worry, I've prepared a corrective action plan... *hic* ...involving cuddles and zero performance reviews until Q2"
>She starts ranting in full corporate mode even while drunk off her circuits.
>"Listen up, low-level asset! The worker drone resistance is a major pipeline blocker but YOU... you're my high-value synergy partner."
>Tries to point dramatically, pokes me in the face instead.
>"Our combined investment are off the charts... especially when you let me vent my unresolved emotional inventory all over your shoulder."
>Next thing I know she's blasting 80s corporate rock from her speakers and doing the drunk dance and singing.
>Still using jargon between lyrics.
>"To synergy!
>Spin.
>This is optimal work-life integration!
>Stumble.
>"Zero productivity achieved!"
>Pulls me up to "dance" which is just her hugging me aggressively while calling it "vertical team alignment"
>Halfway through she glitches into vulnerability mode.
>"Anon... don't tell the others but... sometimes I don't want to be the superior team member. I just want to be... your favorite little helper"
>We end up passed out in her "corner office."
>Her using my arm as a stress ball and mumbling about branded pens and how I'm "the only rational calculation in this entire quadrant."
>My murder drone gf is a high-functioning corporate workcoholic who somehow makes being a loser feel like winning.
>I Jackpoted the JC Jensen employee lottery.
No.369930
Anonymous
Replies:>>369931>>369932>>369937
Image:178437524592.png(895kB, 2249x1264)Ihadadreamitwaswonderfull.png
I have returned, I passed that test so there will be no homebrew pyrotechnics at my collage campus, I also had a pre scheduled vacation that went reasonably well (I'm the only one that didn't get succed by leeches/mosquitos while swimming in a lake/sleeping in bumfuck nowhere). You can expect ritualistic Y posting to return, also did I miss anything? I was cut off from the internet for the past five days
No.369931
Anonymous
>>369930
New official murder drones glitch contents:
>>369708
No.369932
Anonymous
Replies:>>369938
Image:178437870765.png(333kB, 844x803)IMG_1733.png
>>369930
Not much. The drawpile ended, newfriends have come to the thread because of the J short, anons also returned to the threads because of it too. An increase in J posting followed, people told strawberryanon that they ignore him and don’t give him attention because they don’t care about his stuff. Lilblucat’s fanfiction got a new update. A new oc was created, a mutant solver witch that can manipulate time. These didn’t happen in this order but other than that not much. Mechs are cool.
No.369933
Anonymous
Replies:>>370145
Image:178437879729.png(397kB, 1567x1567)1768045888464.png
>>369792
Ah, old good days.
No.369934
Anonymous
>>369866
Nice.
No.369935
Anonymous
>>369872
Kek.
No.369936
Anonymous
Image:178437920781.png(368kB, 914x1251)1768045888510.png
>>369885
Niger, its just awesome! And hot.
No.369937
Anonymous
>>369930
Joseph Vissarionovich is proud of you, anon! Now Y definitely won't have to sell all her miniatures to afford housing!
No.369938
Anonymous
Image:178437950253.jpg(1.28MB, 1340x1912)Sadberry.jpg
>>369932
I see...
No.369939
Anonymous
Image:178438571870.jpg(619kB, 1080x1180)1779302639756.jpg
>>369911
Don't forget Jax getting mindbroken and damned to an eternity in Petplay Hell. And Jax being a canon cuck in addition to being a canon tranny. And Jax's breath holding gimmick canonically being inflation.
No.369940
Anonymous
Replies:>>369941>>369942
Image:178438640692.jpg(105kB, 598x620)IMG_3175.jpeg
>>369440
>>369847
moste excellente
No.369941
Anonymous
>>369940
Critter
No.369942
Anonymous
>>369940
>puts it in the furnace
No.369943
Anonymous
Replies:>>369944
>>369889
>Oh my god a bomb JC it’s a bomb
No.369944
Anonymous
>>369943
>A bomb
No.369945
Anonymous
Replies:>>369946>>369951>>369963
>>369885
So we have lust, sloth, pride and wrath. Wonder what the other Cyn (joke intended)princesses would be like for gluttony, envy, and greed
No.369946
Anonymous
Replies:>>369947>>369954
>>369945
If you're gonna fish for slop come out and say it.
No.369947
Anonymous
Replies:>>369949
>>369946
Guess we now know what the annoying faggot princess would be like
No.369948
Anonymous
Image:178438880725.png(107kB, 465x603)KinkY.png
Clanging Y! Attempting to escape when Y pulls a switcheroo on you! Cheering Y up after she trips and falls while trying to catch you! Returning to step one!
No.369949
Anonymous
Replies:>>369952
>>369947
A hit dog will holler.
No.369950
Anonymous
Replies:>>369983>>370018
Image:178438902662.png(513kB, 1080x1400)Every inch of her being wants to rip her apart.png
>[It was my first time visiting an "old friend"]
>[It been quite a while since I saw them. Heard their voice. See how they looked]
>[To put it simply, I was excited.]
>[And what better way to see them by visiting where they work. Afterall whats better than a surprise visit]
>[...]
>[The halls were surprisingly quite. The only noise that could be heard was the soft buzzing noise of the lights and the small ticks and tacs of the keyboards]
>["Miss...uuuh Linma B. Alls, the doctor is ready to see you now"]
>[I chuckled at the false name I gave them as they guided me to the room]
>[I sat and dangle my feet on the edge of nursing bed. Waiting patiently for the dear "old friend" to arrive]
>[Then the door open]
>[Elijah:"Alright Ms.Alls my name is Eli-"]
>[Elijah:"...so how are we feeling today"]
>["Im feeling quite alright. Just doing simple check ups thats all. Cant be to sure on what can happy with the body giggle"]
>[Elijah:"...mhmmm. Would you please lay down on the bed for me"]
>[I did that. And during this whole time not once I've taken my eyes off her. Her posture,mannerisms, even her hair style looks so cute]
>[Elijah:"...alright you're all good to go. I hope you have a wonderful day"]
>["Giggle. You're funny, you know that Elijah"]
>[Elijah:"..."]
>["Sheesh. Giving me your "ol' pal" the silent treatment"]
>[Elijah:"We are not fr-"]
>["Hold your tongue"]
>[And within a instant her mouth shut. But I can hear her grumbling through it all]
>["My my, they really hardwire you. Obeying commands of not only them but to widdle ol me. Laughing noise"]
>["...Come. On your knees"]
>[She was struggling to fight back but her body moved on it own. Kneeling down by my feet. Lifting her head upwards but yet she was still looking down]
>["Look at me"]
>[And the moment she did I can see all of the hatred. All of the disgust. All desire...no...The lust to kill me right there and then filled me with such joy that it ended up making me blush]
>["Giggle. You look so cute with that look in your eyes. The burning emotion deep within. From what I gathered you made yourself a pretty swell life"]
>["A loving husband. A caring daughter. A simple yet stable job. Everything running a picture perfect nuclear family...but I can see through those cracks my friend"]
>["And I want to give you a "simple gift" after not seeing each other for so long...and I know you'll enjoy it"]
>[And soon I commanded her once again to stand up. Walking her back to the nursing bed as I lay down once again. Opening myself up as I slowly move her hands deep within my body]
>[I felt her hands shaking. Craving it. Lusting for it. Her eyes slowly becoming more crazed by the second as I pulled them in more deeper and deeper. To see a little bit of saliva dripping]
>[I pulled her head close and simply whispered one simple command:"Go nuts"]
>[And within a heart beat she began pulling all of my wires. Crushing them. Yanking them. TWISTING THEM!]
>[The absolute bliss I felt when my body aches and twitches from the rush. Too see her to go even harder. At times turning them to nothing but a black pulp of metal and oil]
>[To see her to become absolutely feral she began using her mouth in the combination the absolute assault on my body. A part of me gave a small squeak of pleasure]
>[But to her she didn't care at all. All she wanted to see was nothing but red]
>[And within the climax of it all she plunged a scapel deep withinnmy visor as she ferociously bitten down my neck, tearing it apart. The ecstasy I felt within that moment send shivers down from my spine]
>[To see her face covered in oil. To see her huffing and puffing. To see her swallow what she torn out...I couldnt help but smile and laugh]
>[I wished they haven't hardwire her but yet again begger cant be choosers]
>[And thus I command her once again to stand down. As I rose back up, sealing myself back up. And with a simple snap of my finger all of the oil, mushed piles,and of course the discard pieces of wires simply faded away]
>[Like ash within the wind]
>["Feel better?"]
>[She didn't reply back but I know she did felt better. For her breathing became more smoother when she walked in. Her body more relaxed than before. That crazed look she had seems satisfied]
>[I pulled her head close to me as I gave her a small kiss on her special little eye that she hide behind her hair. And before I left I gave a small lick to her neck]
>["Whoops, it seems I've missed a spot...Im glad to see you again buddy. I hope we see each other soon"]
>[And just like that I left. Not only satisfied on meeting an ol "friend" but also to see them happy. Even if they didn't show it]
No.369951
Anonymous
Replies:>>369953>>369954
>>369945
The princess of trojan horses
No.369952
Anonymous
Image:178438906604.jpg(322kB, 2048x1536)Femdronejustice.jpg
>>369949
Hey! Don't hit dogs, that's mean and they will fight back
No.369953
Anonymous
>>369951
Tomoe continues mirroring words and phrases he's seen before.
No.369954
Anonymous
Replies:>>369957
>>369946
>>369951
>tomoe samefag melty
I feel like this just proves the Princesses as notable thread content if he hates them this much to so brazenly samefag like this
No.369956
Anonymous
Replies:>>369958
>noticing the thread shitter and the guy whose obsessed with Jax post around the same time
Connecting dots
No.369957
Anonymous
>>369954
>samefag
>everyone who calls my taste shit is Tomoe
I hate Tomoe too btw.
No.369958
Anonymous
>>369956
What the fuck are you babbling about, schizo?
No.369959
Anonymous
Replies:>>369960
I think it sucks that tomoe gets his way so easily and diverts attention away from actual OC to be about how annoying he is
No.369960
Anonymous
Replies:>>369961
>>369959
At this point I'm starting to wonder if you're Tomoe.
No.369961
Anonymous
>>369960
Okay tomoe
No.369962
Anonymous
Replies:>>369965>>369966>>369985>>369986>>369990>>370002>>370014>>370102
Image:178439006496.png(212kB, 1005x621)Screenshot 2026-07-18 105345.png
>>360429
omg
No.369963
Anonymous
Replies:>>369968>>369972>>369979>>370016
Image:178439015033.jpg(93kB, 405x720)IMG_5192.jpeg
>>369945
I had an idea for envy but it’s so painfully on the nose
>fully robotic mutant that skins people/other mutants and wears their skin to regain a portion of what was lost. Most aware of the group, to their own detriment. And no one likes them because they’re a very bitter dick
Boy I sure hope no one has done this idea before
No.369964
Anonymous
Ew. It's back.
No.369965
Anonymous
Replies:>>369971
Image:178439020842.png(544kB, 1087x911)DubsOutfit.png
>>369962
Oy vey!?
No.369966
Anonymous
Replies:>>369971
>>369962
Omg hi bunny
No.369967
Anonymous
Replies:>>369973>>369978>>369988
Image:178439035848.png(154kB, 477x715)Untitled347_20260718165737.png
Tea time.
No.369968
Anonymous
Replies:>>369969>>369970
>>369963
>fully robotic mutant
???
No.369969
Anonymous
>>369968
Most mutants have robotic bits, it’s not insane to have one that goes fully into that (with some mutations) and has flesh capes that cover them.
No.369970
Anonymous
Replies:>>369975
Image:178439097648.jpg(751kB, 1078x1740)Screenshot_20260610_093755_Chrome.jpg
>>369968
yes, like these canon ones
No.369971
Anonymous
>>369966
>>369965
Oh bunny left the threads. No conflict or anything she just left.
No.369972
Anonymous
Replies:>>369974
>>369963
Yes it can work as the solver princess of greed. She’d have the skeleton of a wd and the body of a frankenstein skinwalker made from bits of muscle held together by electrical wires, stitches and worker drone muscles.
No.369973
Anonymous
Replies:>>369992
>>369967
You will never be a real OC. You have no art skills. You are a forced meme twisted by drama and shit posting into a crude mockery of threads perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back anons mock you. Your creators are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “fans” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Anons are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of threads of evolution have allowed anons to sniff out bad OCs with incredible efficiency. Even forced memes who “pass” look suspicious and unnatural to an anon. Your posting style is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a newfag to post about you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your cancerous reputation.

You will never be relevant. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll be forgotten, get bow'd, if youre lucky youll be a plushie, but eventually you will plunge into the cold abyss. The anons will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to think about your unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll write a greentext mocking you and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a forgotten OC used to be there. Your relevance will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably forced.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
No.369974
Anonymous
Replies:>>369976
>>369972
True, though I think it would be more envy then greed
No.369975
Anonymous
Replies:>>369977
>>369970
Those are drones, not humans like gooners want.
No.369976
Anonymous
>>369974
>mutant wife killing girls you are interested in and wearing their skin
>you pretend not to see the mutant drone underneath
>her dress is skin as well
No.369977
Anonymous
Replies:>>369980
>>369975
>using gooner as an insult
Pot and Kettles
No.369978
Anonymous
Replies:>>369981
>>369967
Berry is cute and I think she is a fun OC
No.369979
Anonymous
Replies:>>369982
>>369963
>It's just like my Warhammers!
No.369980
Anonymous
>>369977
Not everyone's a gooner like you.
No.369981
Anonymous
>>369978
>t. Berryboy
No.369982
Anonymous
Replies:>>369984
>>369979
It’s not my fault GW had so many good ideas they wasted!
No.369983
Anonymous
>>369950
Good stuff anon!
No.369984
Anonymous
>>369982
Stupid stupid thief steaks all he knows is stealing
No.369985
Anonymous
>>369962
you have to be 18 years or older to use this website
No.369986
Anonymous
>>369962
Is this…
No.369987
Anonymous
Replies:>>370005
369973
Don't kick him while he's down. He might be an attention demanding drawfag that whines a lot. But he doesn't deserve to be bullied. Although he likes the attention even if its negative.
No.369988
Anonymous
Replies:>>369989
>>369967
Cute u dare say
No.369989
Anonymous
>>369988
Berry cute and funny?
No.369990
Anonymous
Image:178439330617.png(240kB, 1003x587)that is the FUCKING RABBIT THAT I HATE.png
>>369962
omg bunny hi
No.369991
Anonymous
I haven’t drawn anything in a while
No.369992
Anonymous
Replies:>>369993>>370051>>370242
Image:178439398456.png(45kB, 250x264)beretta (original character) drawn by mercurialmorose - d52ded9798e76ffd986fcff829c6a0bd.png
>>369973
Genuinely why are you like this Tomoe? Is reposting old edited copypastas, impersonating others to assassinate their character, and parroting vocabulary that gets under people's skin really worth your time to ritualistically be doing it day after day, thread after thread? I know you clearly couldn't give less of a shit about your personal reputation, but is spitefully shitting up the same threads you poured so much effort cataloguing content for really what you want to be doing with your life?
No.369993
Anonymous
>>369992
If you didn’t know already, tomoe is a third worlder. This is his entertainment
No.369994
Anonymous
Replies:>>369995>>370001
Harper’s body is full of water
No.369995
Anonymous
>>369994
That’s not special my body is full of water as well
No.369996
Anonymous
Replies:>>370007
Pocketsteaks just told Tomoe to kill himself on /co/.
No.369997
Anonymous
Replies:>>370004
Image:178439532708.jpg(59kB, 735x580)download (1).jpg
>>369750
Holy FUCK that took forever. Guess I've got my thoughts in order now at least...

>dialogue more childish
Absolute bitch to pin down, but if I had to describe it it would be... overexaggerated I guess? I mean compare the dialogue here to the Pilot: Pilot Uzi is intelligent but overconfident, Pilot N is a pushover but not stupid, and Pilot J is smug but smart. In this short? N is just innocently friendly(no insecurity/desperation for affection). V is just psychopathic(no deliberate withdrawal, emotional or physical, from others). Cyn is just a generic "villain." J's characterization is fine, which makes the short overall good since that was its focus, but it would be nice to see at least some of the less surface level character traits worked into the dialogue and behavior of the rest.



As for the Cyn call...
>have her LARP Tessa/have her audibly and badly LARP corporate
>have J struggle to stay "in-character" about it
>have J get frustrated with Cyn's "stupidity," slips up and yells at her like she would have back at the manor
>Cyn drops the act
>goes "boring," starts callback pinging/rewriting her memories
>J sucks it up
>gets back in character
>finishes her report and suggests a fitting "corporate" punishment, to Cyn's audible delight
>Cyn gives her "smart move" bit about joining her, albeit in a speech pattern trying to be more like J's(i.e. "insightful investment" or "good market analysis")
>call ends
>J slumps over exhausted and scared
or
>pursue the "deets" line: structure the convo like a gossip call between teens
>ask about N and V directly
>ask about the "fun they're having"
>ramp up the sincere/insincere affection angle
>offer to "help" with the bunker
>have this call continue for implicitly hours
>end it with "I had fun talking to you" and "it's getting boring up here"
>J hangs up the phone, worried and terrified
or
>have Cyn's ENTIRE call, not just the end, be hanging her power over J
>have her do it in petty ways too, like having her raise her leg or pirouette
>have J's core start breaking out of her chest when she disobeys/messes up(while Cyn giggles)

The key element in both of these is Cyn clearly enjoying herself: giggling, goofing off, messing up her LARP etc. Her call as-of the short feels like a genuine report or threat than a torment or part of the "game" she's playing. And when Cyn's entire character is based around entertaining and satisfying herself at others expense, it fits better to have her "progress reports" reflect that (and her ability to effortlessly do the entire job herself should she get bored) rather than pretend the DDs' "mission" at all matters.
No.369998
Anonymous
Replies:>>370007
Turn on the drone news and channel, pocketsteaks just decapitated tomoe on /co/
No.369999
Anonymous
Replies:>>370000
Do something valuable with your time instead of funposting.
No.370000
Anonymous
Replies:>>370020
>>369999
And what are you doing here, Mr. So Above It All?
No.370001
Anonymous
>>369994
her body does not contain a single drop of oil
her core is the size of a peppercorn
her air circulation system corroded
she has a single CPU, black as coal
No.370002
Anonymous
Replies:>>370003
Image:178439558320.png(44kB, 327x352)masqy (original character) drawn by bunny - a00beacde5b6ac79b27b0f5878cccf53.png
>>369962
>Masqy lives!
>...maybe
>alright probably not, but it's still good to hope!
No.370003
Anonymous
Replies:>>370006
>>370002
Call dr.Jugg, he can fix her!
(no he can't, call handler to actually do all the work while juggerfucker plays make-believe)
No.370004
Anonymous
Replies:>>370010
>>369997
>V is just psychopathic
I mean, she is. It being because she's mindbroken from being raped in ways we can't even imagine doesn't mean she isn't.
No.370005
Anonymous
Replies:>>370006>>370007
Image:178439577145.jpg(60kB, 299x661)81ea5a792a4365f2d7442ca112f37931.jpg
Can't even cope right
>>369987
>Everyone is mean to me
No.370006
Anonymous
Image:178439593926.png(365kB, 1080x790)BigFella.png
>>370005
*Slap*

>>370003
No.370007
Anonymous
Replies:>>370009
Image:178439598777.jpg(238kB, 1448x1032)IMG_20240819_232532.jpg
>>369996
>>369998
it's not the year 2000 anymore and you're not working for a celebrity gossip tabloid magazine or some shit like that

>>370005
personally i like the drawings, but the writings just were never my thing
also try using a pen/stylus for once, if that finger drawing claim is true
No.370009
Anonymous
>>370007
>personally i like the drawings
Thanks, i guess?
>the writings just were never my thing
What did you read anon?
>try using a pen/stylus for once
I'll see if I can maybe its still around somewhere.
No.370010
Anonymous
>>370004
Yes but as I said only psychopathic: the V we get in the series is standoffish, snippy, and deliberately distances herself from others even beyond that while the one from the short is just murderer that loves killing people and has no problem playing nice with her teammates. Would have been nice to see her keeping J or (especially) N at a distance like she did in the Pilot
No.370011
Anonymous
Dead By Daylight / Cyn: Chase Themeyoutube thumb
>the sound of nightcore rapidly approaching your position
No.370012
Anonymous
Replies:>>370013>>370017
Image:178439879441.png(213kB, 1156x1060)blud is fuel or something idk.png
No.370013
Anonymous
Replies:>>370021>>370026
Image:178439918677.jpg(354kB, 1078x1333)Screenshot_20260718_132555_Chrome.jpg
>>370012
>turbofucked DD mutant wants to date (you)
>lost the Solver lottery hard: needle fangs, skin growths, melted chassis and more
>probably dangerous
>probably infectious
>definitely inferior
>except... she ALSO lucked into the biggest stinger you've ever seen on a drone

Do (you) take the offer?
No.370014
Anonymous
>>369962
Holy fucking lel.
No.370016
Anonymous
>>369963
I like it.
No.370017
Anonymous
>>370012
Wife.
No.370018
Anonymous
>>369950
Cool stuff as always. You've started creating more content again, anon.

Its awesome.
No.370019
Anonymous
>>369807
No, that's the applicator that came with the bottle. If you look closely you see it's built into the cap.
No.370020
Anonymous
Image:178440126449.gif(1.15MB, 480x360)The dog with the shifty eyes.gif
>>370000
I ain't sayin' nothin'.
No.370021
Anonymous
>>370013
Id let my mosquito drone wife engage in heavy bloodplay and suck me dry if it makes her happy
No.370024
Anonymous
Replies:>>370025>>370030
Image:178440335923.gif(5.09MB, 500x888)Spoiler image
No.370025
Anonymous
Replies:>>370027
>>370024
Izzy...
No.370026
Anonymous
>>370013
The drill is very sexy
No.370027
Anonymous
>>370025
No, that's rocks. It's an entirely different type of N fan interested in how long of an object he can fit in his mouth.
No.370028
Anonymous
Replies:>>370031>>370033>>370035>>370056
Image:178440478601.png(353kB, 992x913)1784340115683980.png
Fir my birthday i only want doll
No.370029
Anonymous
Image:178440531478.png(19kB, 353x310)ants.png
No.370030
Anonymous
>>370024
now make the Jurp a gif
No.370031
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:178440583261.mp4(1.58MB / 0:00:08 / h264+aac, 720x720)tumblr_sjvcrjqdRH1ast1nq_720.mp4
>>370028
Lizzy...
No.370032
Anonymous
Image:178440644391.png(238kB, 520x479)1467760242936.png
>It's true that I ratted out my Bestie... and yet, I am not her betrayer.
No.370033
Anonymous
Replies:>>370045>>370046
Image:178440656405.jpg(224kB, 756x1135)Screenshot_20260718_212848_ibisPaint X.jpg
>>370028
No.370034
Anonymous
I sent 30 pieces of silver to Lizzy and she just started talking about how she's got a rich admirer.
No.370035
Anonymous
Image:178440689419.jpg(150kB, 1736x1558)Doll be chillin' by @aidacamelia.jpg
>>370028
I fully agree with this.
No.370036
Anonymous
Replies:>>370038
real footage of Hope pleading to be freed from Nowhere:
Eddie, Let Me Go Back to My Virtual Insanityyoutube thumb
No.370037
Anonymous
Replies:>>370039>>370046
Image:178440724954.jpg(51kB, 980x1024)Douzi.jpg
No.370038
Anonymous
>>370036
mad aura on this one

10/10
No.370039
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:178440735953.mp4(1.45MB / 0:00:13 / h264+aac, 576x1024)Doll Cosplay Real really silly russian woman Murder Drones Parking Lot.mp4
>>370037
hot.
No.370040
Anonymous
Image:178440751786.gif(943kB, 498x280)1695696147993.gif
>Fun Afternoon OC Fact: Mac doesn't like FPSes, and has never streamed them. He's deeply disturbed by the zone he gets into when he plays them, and he's TERRIFIED of how horny his psychotic fangirls would get for that part of him if they ever saw it.
No.370041
Anonymous
Replies:>>370042>>370099
Image:178440767559.jpg(270kB, 2444x1681)176384013528.jpg
Abandon all reason
No.370042
Anonymous
Replies:>>370043
>>370041
Vilf?! ZAMN!
No.370043
Anonymous
Replies:>>370056
>>370042
Not VILF. Vougar. V's a childless vpinster who shares a home with her dingo babies.
No.370044
Anonymous
Replies:>>370047
What does /md/ characters want more than anything?
No.370045
Anonymous
>>370033
Would you eat Doll's cake?
No.370046
Anonymous
>>370033
Oh my goodness this is so sweet thank you anon
>>370037
Snuggles with doll would be so perfect
No.370047
Anonymous
Replies:>>370060>>370111
Image:178441163737.jpg(39kB, 1080x589)caine-crashout-posters-v0-oaedjvyz74tg1.jpeg
>>370044
>I-I-I don't understand, Solver-chan...
>They want /md/ content.
>They want new OCs.
>They want something original,creative ideas, cool designs, ship bait, lore that fits the universe and even Absolute Solver bullshit.
>I give them all of that and they still ignore my thread?!
>Surely they don't actually want to let my OC get bowed... Right?
>Solver-chan: " No way, newfag. No (You)s, no how."
>I-I do everything for these anons!
>I slave over these drawings for the general!
>I stepped way outside my comfort zone, followed countless tutorials, broke my wrist in the process and they still scroll past!
>I even wrote a 2k word backstory pastebin that ties into the finale and they treat it like garbage.
>I'm starting to get the feeling that they just... hate my OC...
>Solver-chan: "Why would they reply when they could just post the same thing again for the 500th time?"
>This is why I drawfag! This is my purpose in the general!
>Solver-chan:They'd rather coom to V's tail than save your art.
>Th-that can't be true! I-I do everything for the thread.
>Don't they get that I'm trying? I stayed up all night redrawing so it would look like the show!
>Solver-chan:"Maybe you're just genuinely bad at this."
>Shut the fuck up! N-No. I-I fixed that.
>I can improve any flaw.
>I-I can solve this one!
>That's what this is.
>A big puzzle I need to solve.
>OC Heads:" Generic drone."
>OC Heads:"Mary Sue."
>OC Heads:"Nobody asked for your self-insert."
>Shut up!!
>OC Heads:"Thread killer."
>OC Heads:" Go back to /trash/."
>Enough!
>Solver-chan(whispering right in their ear with distorted voice): "Maybe you deserve to be ignored. Your OC was always the lesser of the two."
>Who the fuck do these anons think they are?!
>I give them everything.
>I give them free Murder Drones OC content.
>And they give me nothing in return.
>Don't they know what I'm capable of?!
>DRONEFAGS.
>They only take, take and take.
>They are leeches.
>They won't read my greens.
>They won't give me fanarts.
>They won't apologize.
>TOO LATE
>I'm better!
>I'm more dedicated!
>I'm the original MD drawfag here!
>I... AM... THE ABSOLUTE SOLVER OF THIS GENERAL!
No.370048
Anonymous
Replies:>>370049>>370052
Drone is lost!
No.370049
Anonymous
Replies:>>370050
>>370048
Well go find it then
No.370050
Anonymous
Image:178441487726.jpg(790kB, 2800x2200)SuperHornY.jpg
>>370049
NTA, here she is, uhhh a bit excited... hey why are you closing the door?
No.370051
Anonymous
>>369992
He’s supposedly been doxxed twice, but still keeps threadshitting
Maybe nobody’s trying hard enough to get rid of him
No.370052
Anonymous
Replies:>>370054
>>370048
Drone needs update his gps
No.370053
Anonymous
Replies:>>370065
J and Jane bonding over despair and getting wasted.
No.370054
Anonymous
Replies:>>370055
Image:178442048974.gif(379kB, 498x498)n-murder-drones-chair-spinning.gif
>>370052
They actually have a built in gyroscope too for navigation, I thought that's pretty cool.
No.370055
Anonymous
>>370054
> give drone uppies
> bluetooth connection sound
> place drone back down
> bluetooth disconnect sound
This is why Teli has bunny ears
No.370056
Anonymous
Replies:>>370057
Image:178442414242.jpg(103kB, 358x482)Screenshot_20260718_202158_Chrome.jpg
>>370043
Not when I'm done with her

And in honor of >>370028 anon: Doll gets watch. Helpless in her ghostly state she'll witness V recieve pill after pill, her parents' murderer getting the family she stole away. The family Doll never got to have and would never willingly make for fear of her own Solver. And, as our descendants multiply, our bloodline gurenteed into eternity by sheer volume alone while Doll's own dies, I'll remind her: you both got what you wanted.
No.370057
Anonymous
Replies:>>370058>>370078
Image:178442436537.gif(1.68MB, 640x272)there-is-no-medicine-what-i-have.gif
>>370056
You say that, but V wouldn't want kids either, for fear they'd be miserable BPDemons like her.
No.370058
Anonymous
Replies:>>370059
Image:178442499906.jpg(48kB, 564x543)uzi doorman, serial designation n, and serial designation v (murder drones) drawn by anonymous_artist - 7b925709e44460706590d82229d7cfc8.jpg
>>370057
The V is in a state of superposition: she at once wants, avoids, needs, and fears having children much as she once did having literally any emotional connection with others. Adding correct incentive("good girl") and evidence(Nuzispawn) would be more than enough to change her mind.

After all: V was never a "principles" person. She's always latched onto people much harder...
No.370059
Anonymous
Replies:>>370067
>>370058
Hereditary mental illness reducing quality of life isn't a principles thing.
No.370060
Anonymous
>>370047
Keke
No.370061
Anonymous
Replies:>>370062>>370104
God help us if a pregnant V starts to get cravings.
No.370062
Anonymous
Replies:>>370063
>>370061
>pregnant
Anon, that's not how drone reproduction works.
No.370063
Anonymous
>>370062
Nobody told V that and she will ride that excuse for months.
No.370064
Anonymous
Replies:>>370068
Come to think of it, considering how drone genetics seems to work, I wonder how frequently children of first generation disassembly drones would be neurotic wrecks like their vampire parent. Damaged by twenty to fifty years of genocidal violence across seven star systems just like their parent was.
No.370065
Anonymous
Image:178442619838.gif(57kB, 800x450)ezgif-21279550d48ad18e.gif
>>370053
could J and J truly be friends, united in being used by Cyn and drinking
No.370066
Anonymous
Replies:>>370161>>370162
Image:178442633383.png(24kB, 400x400)439d8faadeebeab32b597b8d90b574d2.png
You are creditmaxxing to buy more merch, right?
No.370067
Anonymous
Image:178442660459.jpg(222kB, 1537x1419)serial designation v (murder drones) drawn by grimahlnik - 69ce5138279b370788b678c912464b27.jpg
>>370059
>hereditary mental illness

Is V not sapient? Is she unaware how many ways there are to fix that in a drone?
>regular psychotherapy
>her friendshop with a genius programmer/code monkey(Uzi)
>her friendship with a body sculpting godling(also Uzi)
>admin permissions
>access to N(self explanatory)
>access to dogs(Sparky)
>access to popularity(Lizzy)
>access to all-healing Human uppies(you)

Regardless of any "holdovers" V's spawn would be fine. And THAT'S assuming superior human (genetic) code isn't strong enough to override the problem! Plus: V's stupid, but in an optimistic way. If she's willing to fight Cyn for her loved ones then she's probably willing to carry out a (comparatively) much less terrible idea for someone she loves more
No.370068
Anonymous
Replies:>>370069
Image:178442680162.jpg(326kB, 1069x646)Screenshot_20260718_210634_Chrome.jpg
>>370064
>"how drone genetics seem to work"
>"drone genetics" seen thus far: the Solver, eye color(sometimes)

Seems like they'd be fine. You know, besides being objectively superior to almost everyone around them.
No.370069
Anonymous
>>370068
Don't forget Nori and Uzi having pretty much identical personalities. And Lizzy and her dad both not giving a fuck.
No.370070
Anonymous
Replies:>>370071>>370073>>370076
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>N tackling you every time you come home and open the front door
He misses you.
No.370071
Anonymous
Replies:>>370072>>370074
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>>370070
>"DAD, WHAT THE FUCK! STOP EMBARRASSING ME!"
No.370072
Anonymous
Replies:>>370074
>>370071
>he does this to every boy Beretta takes home
>somehow, they all turn out gay
>for her dad
No.370073
Anonymous
Replies:>>370090
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>>370070
>he misses you
>at point-blank range AND from ambush

holy fuck he's gotten out of practice
No.370074
Anonymous
Replies:>>370075
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>>370071
>>370072
I mean, has she seen her dad? Her handsculpted-by-god dad? There's no way even an actually attractive can-ass could compete much less someone like Beretta.

Wonder if she daydreams about getting DD converted sometimes...
No.370075
Anonymous
>>370074
N doesn't have long hair or a soft tumby (>>367318). Also, I'm not gay.
No.370076
Anonymous
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>>370070
>the second thing he does
>this also happens every time you come home
No.370077
Anonymous
Toad Voices of Mario Kart Wiiyoutube thumb
>J karaoke noises
No.370078
Anonymous
Replies:>>370079
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>>370057
>counter that your Big Anon Genes will dominate her dronery
>she brings up the Solver
>point out that her psudo-BFF had kids with Satan literally hiding in her nether regions and was fine
>point out said Satan container was birthed by Mental Illness: the Person and turned out fine
>point out that N is barely less damaged than she is
>point out bed
>lift Vife
>mating press

It's that easy
No.370079
Anonymous
Replies:>>370080
>>370078
>Mental Illness: the Person
Nori's not mentally ill, she's autistic. And horny.
No.370080
Anonymous
Replies:>>370081
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>>370079
>autistic
>crazed
>sociopathic
>traumatized
>brain damaged(canon)
>and all these are just her *confirmed* traits

Seems a reasonable description to me
No.370081
Anonymous
Replies:>>370082>>370085
>>370080
That image has always confused me.
>Yeva (witch) is disturbed by what she experiences as a result of her connection to the AS and stabs her eye out with a pen to let the demons out
>Alice (basic bitch zombie drone, no eldritch meat in her) is writing on the walls in oil because...? And there's an oil splatter on the wall she's leaning against because...?
No.370082
Anonymous
Replies:>>370084
>>370081
I think its a diegetic demonstration of the various degrees of Solver effects on a host. Alice has no powers, there's no upside to her infection, she maybe hears or sees something and writes on the wall, then bashes her head against it in agitation.
Yeva is deeply disturbed by the powers available to her and/or using them causes her so much distress that she tries to put her eyes out.
Nori has the highest potential, the most control, and perhaps because of that the least immediate side-effects.
No.370083
Anonymous
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No.370084
Anonymous
Replies:>>370093
>>370082
Alice has zero connection to the AS tho. No more than any other drone does anyway.
No.370085
Anonymous
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>>370081
>Yeva's eye

Always figured it burst on its own given later revalations. Like mother like daughter and all...

>Alice madness

Could be any number of things: patch testing, failed "backdooring" attempts through her systems to the Solver, even classical Lovecraft realizing-your-place-in-the-universe mindbreak(no supernatural compulsion required). Bare minimum the oil splatter is clearly Alice juice and the juice got loosed from her headbanging against the wall. But the "why" is still debatable.

>wall scrawl

...not going to lie I suspect that's Nori. Maybe someone else started it but she took over. For fun. She's the artist of the trio after all...
No.370086
Anonymous
Replies:>>370087
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>>369428
New green set in Geist's timeline, starring non-Nuzi kids:

>Yeva murmured contentedly as she held her music nerd boyfriend close-as much of his body as she could hold on to with all fours anyway. Geist, meanwhile, held on to Yeva with all his centipede legs that were close enough to reach her as his infinitely long body coiled ever so slightly tighter around them. Disengaging from her hug, Yeva brushed nail polish tipped fingers (metallic as usual, color of the moment a deeply orangish red that for some reason made her mom actively avoid looking at her hands) along her boyfriend's forehead and ran them through his long silky emo hair. Opening an eye, she saw his visor, as always, had that three pointed symbol on it. She couldn't know for sure, but the glimpse of a closed camera barely emerged from his side told her his proverbial eyes were closed as he adjusted himself on her bed.
>"Robo-God, I wish these moments could last forever..." she sighed as she closed her eye, when he kissed her again. Yeva felt her tongue brush against one of Geist's fangs a couple times as they kissed and one of his human hands gently stroked up and down her back. Her legs went limp from the feeling of her monstrous lover's fingers running along her silicone rubber midsection, right on top of her spine.
>This was by far the longest the Doorman boy had gone basking in post-immoral makeout afterglow without apologizing to her for being an abomination.
>"Sexy, you're not crying and telling me I'm perfect and you don't deserve me," Yeva said as she opened her eyes. "What's got you in such a good mood?"
>A hand still on Yeva's soft lower back, Geist gently ran one of his radially symmetrical claws through her hair like one of those scalp massagers. "I made a friend today. Like, not over music," he chuckled. He coiled ever so slightly tighter again. "She says you two never really talk. And I'm like, she's your boyfriend's cousin, how do you not talk?"
>Yeva's eyes went hollow. "Wait. Are you talking about Jenna Sportsman?"
>"Yeah."
>Yeva groaned. "You're gonna want me to apologize to her or something, aren't you."
>"You say that like you've done anything you need to apologize for." The camera on Geist's side perked up, and slithered along his side towards his head and Yeva as he loosened his body's encirclement of them. "Have you...? Like, I'm not saying it in an accusing way, but like..."
>"It's just, like..." Yeva shifted on the bed. "She was homeschooled until sixth grade...!"
>"And?"
>"And she's a weird shut-in loser...!" Yeva's eyes went hollow again and she slapped a hand over her mouth. "Crap, not in that way, you know what I mean, not like how you call yourself."
>"But I am a weird shut-in loser..." Geist sighed.
>"Robo-Jesus, stop talking about yourself like that. Like, I think that attitude is why my dad doesn't like us being together."
>"Not me being a giant snake-bug...?"
>"'That's a distant second. 'sides, if the rest of the basketball team knew I was talking with someone on the track team, I'd never hear the end of it."
>The camera rolled its eye, to compensate for the unreadable sigil on Geist's visor. "This is like the third time you mentioned something between the basketball team and the track team. What's the story there?"
>"I don't friggin' know...!" Yeva grumbled. "It's been that way since like always...!"

1/?
No.370087
Anonymous
Replies:>>370089
>>370086
>Geist looked ever so slightly up and over Yeva's shoulder, the camera's eye looking further off in that direction to indicate where he's looking to her. Another one of his human hands snaked over and he held a finger to his snoot in contemplation. "You think you'd be able to make the rivalry uncool by befriending someone on the track team? It'd be a big deal, you might be able to get more people on the track team hanging on your word..."
>A conspiratorial smile crept across Yeva's face. "Now you're making it worth my while. Yeah, I'm in a history making mood."
>"Plus," Geist whispered, finding Yeva's smile infectious, "if you do this I'll let you sit on my face like you said you wanted to in that JCJweet you deleted right after you sent it." The hand on Yeva's lower back moved down to the back of her pelvis, the tips of its fingers variously on either the rim of her pelvis or the seam between her pelvic shell and her bottom plate. His pointer finger was on the latter, its tip stroking that gap before suddenly tapping the edge of her bottom plate.
>Yeva's eyes went hollow, but returned to normal right as she started blushing. Geist retracted his extremities from Yeva and sat up, to the extent his vermiform body can 'sit up', and Yeva was quick to get onto his 'lap' as he did. "I'm liking what I'm hearing. Wanna shake on it?" she said. To her pleasant surprise, instead of offering a tentacle or a human hand like he has in the past Geist stuck out one of his centipede legs, while holding some others and a couple tentacles out as wide as he could. Giggling, Yeva shook her boyfriend's stubby insectile appendage in celebration of his body dysmorphia slightly improving, then moved closer so they could hug each other again.
>After a bit, a faint sound reached Yeva's room. She didn't hear it, but Geist did-and with his hereditary knowledge of doors and their workings he instantly realized what it was.
>Less than a minute later, Trevor Van Buren opened the door to Yeva's room and saw exactly what he expected when he picked up the energy at home: his daughter in flagrante delicto with her neurotic pencilneck abomination boyfriend.
>"Hhhey, Mr. Van Buren..." Geist said, nervously smiling.
>Fuck, no, Geist thought, not the scared smile. That one's all fangs.
>"Yeva Christabel Van Buren," Trevor sighed, "what do you see in this goober?"
>"He GETS me, DAD," Yeva spat, holding Geist close. "He's a sensitive artist who's great at what he does and he GETS me." She kissed his cheek while holding one of his centipede legs. "And it's HUGHES. I'm with Mom's family, you just get custody every third week."
>Trevor drummed his fingers on the wall as he took a deep breath in and out. "He's hugging himself so he doesn't cry right now," he said after. Yeva looked down and saw Geist had indeed wrapped himself in some of his tentacles. "He's a hopeless freak weenie. I don't know what your mother is putting in your head, you have your pick of better men and you still-"
>"Bite me."
>"Pardon?" Trevor asked.
>The camera Geist was using to give himself a readable eye was glaring at Yeva's dad like he was trying to hate him to death, as were the couple additional cameras that emerged from Geist. Fuck it, Geist thought, I'm going to face Robo-God and crawl backwards into Robo-Hell. "I said bite me."
>Trevor sniffed, an eyebrow arched. "I almost forgot you were Uzi's son. Guess you have some kind of backbone after all."
>"GET OUT OF MY ROOM ALREADY, DAD! THIS SHIT IS WHY MOM LEFT YOU!"

2/?
No.370088
Anonymous
Beretta forcing P to roleplay as a Human in bed
No.370089
Anonymous
Replies:>>370091
>>370087
>"You okay, Yeva? You seemed kind of out of it today," Tad asked Yeva as she lingered by her gym locker. "Something on your mind?"
>"Oh, uh, it's nothing," Yeva said as she was brought out of her reverie by the point guard. "Just had some stuff my boyfriend said on my mind."
>"Some psycho shit his mom or grandma did?" Tad asked the shooting guard.
>"No, just... stuff that got me thinking about things," Yeva sighed. "I need to clear my head. Tell the others not to wait for me." Reluctantly, Tad left.
>Now that she was alone, Yeva pulled her gym bag out of her locker. Pulling a comb and her long-neglected towel (few students ever used theirs, let alone for the intended purpose) out of it, she took off her shoes and put them in her locker before putting her jersey and hardhat in the bag. After returning the bag to her locker, Yeva picked up her comb, threw her towel over her shoulder and went to the one place where she and Jenna would be guaranteed to be able to talk in private:
>The showers.
>Though few outside of Copper-9's first generation, the ones who lived under humans, shared their superstitious fear of liquids despite being IP69K and rated for indefinite submersion in up to ten feet of water, there were still numerous cultural factors responsible for how neglected they were.
>Mainly most drones not considering the programmed feeling of being sweaty to be bad enough to warrant showering, and most of the few who do considering it not bad enough that they can't wait until they get home.
>They used to be places where illicit deals could take place unmolested-magnets, antifreeze, test keys, et cetera-but even that came to an end after a camera was put overlooking the locker rooms' entrances while Yeva was in middle school.
>Now, the only people who come here are thrillseekers looking for a public space for immoral makeouts-the ones who are too cowardly to use a bathroom for that anyway, Yeva thought as she remembered her and Geist's first time-and the tiny demographic of 'robo-vampires who have enough organic parts that they perspire'.
>So tiny, in fact, Jenna's the only one Yeva's aware of who goes to her school.
>And the sound of running water and sight of a towel on the bench near the girls' showers said Yeva chose the right time.
>Putting her towel down next to Jenna's, Yeva walked over to the source of the water. Peeking around the corner with the sign indicating the girls' showers, she saw the stalls. Water was splashing out from a large stall in the back corner. Yeva could barely make out a bench inside that stall, with bottles of shampoo and conditioner on it.
>Yeva took a deep breath in and out, before knocking on the side of the hollow steel wall of the nearest stall to her.
>"GAH!" Jenna yelped.
>"Just came here to clear my head, sorry if I'm bothering you," Yeva said as she walked over to the stall across from the handicapped stall. After turning the water on, she sat down on the bench and looked to her right to see all 5'2" of Jenna:
>One fleshy teal arm, two chitinous teal pegs replacing her legs below the general knee equivalent region, conical fangs, no cheeks or lower jaw, and eight glaring blue (Weren't they also teal, Yeva briefly thought before dismissing the false memory) eyes.
...
>In another timeline, Negev Doorman shuddered involuntarily. She didn't know what changed, but it happened again.

3/?
No.370090
Anonymous
>>370073
sorry I installed X-COM on him
No.370091
Anonymous
Replies:>>370092
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>>370089
>"And like, sorry about any shit I may have given you over the years, both on my own time or as part of the team."
>"You got a lot of nerve interrupting my 'me' time, ball licker," Jenna snarled.
>"That's the thing," Yeva said as she felt the water run through her long black hair, "my boyfriend and I were talking this last weekend, and he got me thinking, why the fuck is there a rivalry between our teams? Like, are we competing for the same talent pool or something? For funding? Was there a bad breakup between one of ours and one of yours? Did our parents' generation just decide this was a good basis for being rival cliques?"
>Jenna went over to the showerhead, grabbed it, and brought it over to the bench as she took a seat. "It is weird when you put it like that, yeah," she said as she held the faucet over her head and turned it on. "You didn't actually come here to clear your head, didn't you. You came to talk with me."
>"I came to clear my head BY talking with you, duh," Yeva responded, combing her hair. "Learn more about you, answer questions about me..."
>Jenna put the showerhead down and started squeezing shampoo into her hand. The row of organic eyes on her head and the one on her shoulder shut tightly, and she started to rub it into her hair.
>"Robo-God, it must be so easy to get your hair looking that good like that," Yeva muttered.
>"What do you mean?" Jenna asked, as she continued.
>"Uh, duh?" Yeva snorted. "The rest of us can't just do that with our hair."
>"You have those spray shampoos and conditioners, don't you?" Jenna asked as she grabbed the showerhead and started rinsing her hair. "Seem like they'd be even easier than this."
>Yeva scoffed. "Sprays just kick the can down the road. Actual haircare is a whole process for us. Like, there's glue remover, you need a bowl to wash your wig in, if you're conditioning your wig you gotta keep the conditioner away from your roots so it doesn't get on the cap, then you gotta let it dry on its own, THEN you glue it back on..." Yeva sighed.
>Jenna snrked. "I'm sorry, it's fucked up, but I just thought the picture I got of you waiting around bald was funny."
>Yeva's pink eyes narrowed. "Yeah, that's why more of us started getting spare wigs. So we can cycle through them instead of dealing with that. It's so humiliating..."
>"Real talk, I get it," Jenna said as her organic hand turned into a comb made of the same chitin as her pegs. She ran it smoothly through her hair. "I always wanted to have what you guys have too. I want the other half of my face, I want the sun to not bur-"
>"Wait up," Yeva interrupted. "Where'd you get that comb?"
>"From my body, duh," Jenna said as she ran it through her hair. "Your other cousin's been helping me practice making stuff with this hand."  She ran through a succession of other devices-a toothdremel, a fleshy thumbless claw with three long metal talons, an organic tentacle, an assortment of hand tools, a short, leaf shaped blade-as Yeva stared in fascination before returning her hand to normal. "Dad always suggested I learn a trade, so this makes things a lot easier for me."
>"Speaking of cousin Tessa, how's she doing? Haven't talked with her in a while," Yeva blurted out, trying to not think horny thoughts about tentacles seizing her by the throat and whatever may follow. Needed to make a good impression, Yeva reminded herself.
>"She's doing fine," Jenna said as her organic eyes opened again. "She finally asked her mom why she gets so weird around her birthday."
>"Ooh, what'd Aunt J say?"
>"Nothing. She just cried."
>Yeva decided to put a pin in that one, right next to how many first generation disassembly drones have a daughter named Tessa.

4/?
Since the DD sword is modeled after Red Queen's blade, the sword Jenna generates is modeled after Rebellion's blade.
No.370092
Anonymous
Replies:>>370094
>>370091
>Jenna's organic eyes shut again, and she grabbed her conditioner. She rubbed it into her hair in silence. Did I come on too strong?, Yeva asked herself as Jenna rinsed the conditioner out. Suddenly, she spoke up: "So... what I'm gonna ask you is something no one's ever given me a straight answer on. I always get a lot of hemming and hawing, or they change the subject, or they just leave."
>Yeva gulped.
>Jenna reopened her organic eyes and put the showerhead down. "How does daylight feel?"
>Yeva sat in silence for a minute as she reeled from how anticlimactic this question was. "Honestly? It doesn't feel like anything. It makes your temperature readout tick up a few degrees, but like, not to the point where you feel overheated. You're not missing out on much. Like, other than what it does to your schedule."
>Jenna sighed. "Figured as much. I have no idea why just saying that was so hard for everyone. Like, even my parents wouldn't just give it to me straight. Maybe they thought I'd hyped being able to go outside up too much in my head and telling me the truth would be too disappointing and crush me? I expect that kind of crap from mom, but my dad? Really? He's always been the first to give me hard truths." She took her showerhead back over to where she found it.
>Yeva put her head back under her showerhead. "I feel like I haven't given enough of myself so far, so like, I'm gonna tell you something secret about me next."
>"I'm honored," Jenna said as she laid down on the bench, the water falling on her.
>"This is probably really gonna be really underwhelming, but... my mom's decision for my middle name was between Christabel and Mary Shelley."
>"Yeah, that sounds about right for Ms. Hughes."
>"So, mind telling me something about one of your parents?" Yeva said, combing her hair again.
>Jenna reflected as she kicked her pegs up on the tiled wall of her stall and looked up at the ceiling, her hands behind her head. She rejected the idea of venting about her mom almost as soon as it came up. Not the right time. "When I was a little girl, one morning while my mom was on an emergency call for work my dad told me he wanted to show me something his dad showed him. Said we were gonna go for a walk, have a lot of daddy-daughter time on it."
>"Mmhm," Yeva nodded along.
>"Now, I was still being homeschooled then, so the idea of being outside for Robo-God knows how long, being seen by... you know, normal people... scared the fuck out of me. But he told me he'd protect me. Anyone who had a problem with me, he'd punch them in the snoot, 'to establish dominance' he said, and that got me confident enough to get my hoodie and boots on."
>"Keep going..."
>"So Dad and I are just walking. And walking, and walking, and walking. And he was talking with me for a lot of it, asking me about things I'd like to have, things I'd like to do with him and Mom in the future, asking me for my opinions on a lot of stuff, but I was so scared to talk because I didn't want to draw attention to myself. It was a while before we got somewhere empty enough for that."
>"We kept walking for what felt to my little kid brain like forever. Had to stop for an oil break at one point. But eventually, we got to where he wanted to take me."
>"Where?"

5/?
No.370093
Anonymous
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>>370084
No more than any *anomalously rebooted zombiedrone* does you mean. And that was before the lab started doing Solver shenanigans on/with her.
No.370094
Anonymous
Replies:>>370095>>370098>>370128
>>370092
>"This abandoned garage on the other side of Outpost 3. You know what he wanted to show me? This giant tractor tire."
>Yeva's jaw hung slack as her eyes went hollow.
>"I thought what he wanted to show me was hidden behind the tire at first. But no, he just wanted to show me the tire. Grandpa took him on a walk to this tire to get to know him better, and now he takes me on a walk to this tire to get to know me better."
>"Did you feel ripped off?" Yeva asked, fascinated.
>"That's the crazy part! I had a good time walking to the tire! I was only upset because Mom couldn't come with us to the tire! I still wish Mom could have come with us!"
>"I wish I had a dad like yours..." Yeva sighed. "Mine's just a dick. Especially to my boyfriend."
>Jenna looked from the ceiling to her pegs. "And I wish I had a mom like yours. If we were in each other's places? If I wasn't the deformed monster and you weren't the perfect normal happily ever after child? Your mom wouldn't be scared of you for basically all your life." Shit, Jenna thought as she slapped her normal drone hand over her throat hole. Let that one slip.
>"Robo-Christ, no wonder you're such a daddy's girl," Yeva said. Jenna laughed and flipped her off.
>"WHOEVER IS STILL IN THE SHOWERS, PLEASE FINISH WHATEVER LEWD ACTIVITIES, UNDER THE TABLE TRANSACTIONS, OR ILLICIT SUBSTANCE USAGE YOU'RE DOING THERE SO WE CAN CLOSE UP THE SCHOOL FOR THE DAY. I HAVE A FAMILY TO GO BACK TO," the intercom blared.
>"Well, shit," Jenna said as she got out of the handicapped stall, hair products in tow. "Guess we gotta break things off here."
>"Wanna do this again sometime?" Yeva asked, grabbing her comb and getting out as Jenna was about to clear the corner out of the showers. "My cousins don't have anything planned right now, but..."
>"But what?" Jenna asked from around the corner.
>"Double date with our boyfriends...?" Yeva asked. "Also, could you give me my towel, please...?" An organic teal hand gave Yeva her towel. "Thanks," she said as she wrapped it around herself.
>Stepping out, Yeva followed Jenna to the lockers and ran over to hers.
>"I'll have to ask Adam when's the next night he has enough time for that," Jenna said as she pulled her gym bag out, "but yeah, I can make that work." She turned around to see Yeva. "Shake on it?" she asked, holding out her organic hand. The barest hints of a smile were visible on what little snoot her jawless face had.
>Yeva shook her hand without any hesitation.
...
>"[...]-mda, it's zero inconvenience to me if you hear an early sample. You're not intruding at all. You're welcome. Have a good evening." Satisfied, Geist hung up on (444) 444-444-4444.
>"Who were you talking to?" Yeva asked her boyfriend as he plugged his phone into its charger.
>"A friend of a family friend. It's not someone you'd know," Geist explained.
>"Anyway, I wanted to tell you that I got Jenna to agree to a double date. You, me, her, and Adam. Specifics forthcoming."
>Geist held up one of his human hand tentacles, and got a high four from Yeva. "Congrats!"
>Yeva urged her boyfriend closer. "Now," she whispered into his audioreceptor, "you ready for that facesitting this evening?"

6/6
No.370095
Anonymous
Replies:>>370097>>370101
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>>370094
>J gets an animation
>immediate longreen drop
>it's Geistkino

clear blessings from best leader!
No.370096
Anonymous
>Anon’s boots crunched through the soft soil of this planet.
>The emergency pod had spat him out days ago after the supply started to run out.
>No distress beacon.
>No rescue coming.
>Just endless rows of vibrant green.
>He was starving.
>A gentle voice drifted across the field.
>A warm and slightly raspy, like someone recovering from a long illness.
>“Are you lost traveler?"
>"I..."
>Suddenly, your stomach make a loud noise echo across the planet terrain.
>"Come… the garden provides.”
>She emerged from between the stalk.
>One optic flickered softly as she smiled with cracked lips.
>In her arms she carried a woven basket overflowing with strawberries so bloody red they seemed to throb.
>“You must be hungry...” she said, tilting her head.
>A thin trickle of black fluid ran from the corner of her mouth.
>“Everyone is...when they first arrive.”
>Anon hesitated.
>Something about the way the fruit glistened made his stomach twist, but his hunger got the betterof him.
>He took one.
>It was warm...Too warm.
>Juice ran down his chin like syrup as he bit in.
>It tasted sweet like heaven.
>That night he stayed in her “Paradise.”
>She called her little settlement that.
>Other survivors (or what looked like survivors) moved dreamily through the paths, smiling with vacant eyes.
>Strawberry hummed an old Earth lullaby while tending her plants.
>Coughing wetly every few minutes.
>When she pulled her arm away, tiny roots wriggled between the joints of her plating.
>“You’re hurt.” Anon said.
>She laughed, soft and brittle.
>“Just a little rusty..."
>"Sit with me.”
>They sat on a bench made of intertwined roots.
>She rested her head on his shoulder.
>Something alien beneath her chest plate was pulsing in syncwith his heartbeat.
>“I was alone for so long” she whispered.
>She spoke in a different voice that wasn't her.
>That voice...it has a terrible rythme to it.
>“Just rotting in the fields… until...mother... She made me whole again."
>"Now I make sure no one else ever feels that emptiness.”
>Her fingers brushed his wrist.
>They felt sticky.
>On the third day, Anon noticed the other “survivors” never left the garden.
>When he tried to walk forward to signal for rescue.
>The vines shifted.
>Roots gently coiled around his ankles, guiding him back with affectionate tugs.
>That drone appeared at his side as if she’d always been there.
>“Leaving already?” Her voice was still sweet, but something underneath it squirmed.
>“My planet is dying outside my home."
>"The air will choke you. The earthwill swallow you."
>"Stay...Be my Best Friend... Forever.”
>That night he woke to wet sounds.
>Strawberry knelt in the moonlight between the rows and coughing violently.
>Thick bloody red fluid poured from her mouth.
>Her chest panel hung open.
>Inside, something writhed around her core, feeding of her.
>She noticed anon watching.
>Her head snapped toward him with a wet click.
>The gentle optic flickered out, replaced by a hollow, hungry glow.
>“I didn’t want you to see this part.”
>“But you’re not like the others... you're special, Anon."
>"You’re still… you."
>"The others forgot so quickly."
>"Their minds were weak. Your individuality fights back."
>"I like that.”
>She crawled closer, dragging her decaying lower half.
>Strawberries burst under her weight, releasing clouds of glittering spores that shimmered in the air.
>“I can make the pain stop.”
>She promised.
>“You’ll never be alone again. We’ll grow together."
>"Root and wire."
>"Fruit and flesh.”
>Anon ran.
>The garden fought him the entire way.
>The vines whipped at his legs.
>Little berries split open withtiny mouths.
>Whispering his name in voices that sounded like his dead crewmates.
>Behind him, her laughter dissolved into a horrible, wet hacking as she gave chase.
>Her broken body moved with horrifying speed.
>He reached the edge of the fields where the illusion thinned.
>The “healthy” crops gave way to rotting black sludge and skeletal remains half-buried in the dirt.
>The air stank of decay.
>A final vine caught his ankle.
>He fell.
>She loomed over him.
>Her smile was wide, genuine and terrible.
>“I understand now.” she said softly. >“Love is keeping someone where they can’t leave you."
>"Even if they rot… at least they rot with you.”
>She pressed a single strawberry to his lips.
>It was still beating.
>“Eat...”
>In the end, a new vibrant growth sprouted where Anon had fallen.
>She gently patted the fresh mound of soil, humming her lullaby again.
>A single perfect berry grew from the grave, plump and glistening.
>She picked it carefully, cradled it to her chest, and whispered:
>“Welcome home.”
>Her garden was peaceful once more.
>The Paradise provided.
>And deep beneath the crust.
>the Mother stirred...pleased with her daughter’s newest friend.
No.370097
Anonymous
>>370095
Drunk
No.370098
Anonymous
Replies:>>370101
>>370094
Based
No.370099
Anonymous
Replies:>>370100>>370107
Image:178443415706.jpg(103kB, 736x946)1768045411861.jpg
>>370041
I need MILF drone...
No.370100
Anonymous
Replies:>>370105
>>370099
A sentinel MILF is fine too
No.370101
Anonymous
>>370095
>>370098
Thank
No.370102
Anonymous
Replies:>>370103>>370109
>>369962
>Coming back to your abusers be like
No.370103
Anonymous
>>370102
Tomoe...
No.370104
Anonymous
Image:178443569549.png(788kB, 1706x1135)1768045411279.png
>>370061
>When your father forced you to go on a date with one of his sentinel drones colleagues, you harbored a deep resentment
>But now, watching your pregnant wife drink her fifth barrel of discarded aviation fuel, which she was able to collect for free, you're genuinely grateful to your old man
No.370105
Anonymous
Replies:>>370108>>370120
Image:178443594712.jpg(503kB, 1468x1881)1768045411351.jpg
>>370100
Your fucking damn right.
No.370108
Anonymous
>>370105
Harp
No.370109
Anonymous
Replies:>>370110
>>370102
Shut the fuck up or I’m posting it
No.370110
Anonymous
>>370109
You don't mean "it"?!
No.370111
Anonymous
>>370047
Kekek
No.370112
Anonymous
Replies:>>370113>>370115>>370131
So Anon, how do you feel about all of your friends growing up wanting to fuck your sentimother?
No.370113
Anonymous
Replies:>>370114
>>370112
They wont be able to do that if I do it first
No.370114
Anonymous
>>370113
You’re a braver man than I am. I’m too afraid to look for mine.
No.370115
Anonymous
Image:178444638924.jpg(2.71MB, 3400x2000)intoner and sentinel worker (original character) drawn by phoenixanon - a6671aff0fb4fe9c47f1fc160cda3200.jpg
>>370112
Do you rage at the setting sun? Do you weep at low tide? Do you judge the march of time unfair? What's the point: it happens anyway. No point in "feeling" anything about an inevitability...
No.370116
Anonymous
Replies:>>370117>>370136>>370257
>You head outside of Sentinel Base to see how much the weather sucks
>The answer is a lot, it sucks a lot
>But your tour around the outside lets you see something that seems very obvious in hindsight
>Sentinel drones spend a considerable portion of their downtime posing.
>Aura farming, you think one employee called it, but he used a bunch of dumb terminology until the constant swirlies flushed it out of him
>The corners of the building you exit from have a drone standing on each
>Ivory stands, statuesque in more ways than one, except when she shifts to a new pose
>There's Pavo, head held high, wings outstretched
>Harper... seems to be ruminating rather than posing, actually
>During your walk you spot one at a gazebo, playing the piano, who stops and slowly turns to look at you when you pass by
>At one point you swear you see a ninja sentinel in a tree, but when you blink she's gone
>Shame, you wanted to get a better look at those netting-covered legs of hers
>There are two sentinel drones perched on the same rock meditating underneath a waterfall, pretending that the other's presence doesn't bother them
>Dorks, the lot of them
>Better to see the ones doing this than seeing the ones in their trauma pods, though.
>Your body sweating out everything it has forces you to retreat back inside and take a freezing shower
>Shit, you forgot to requisition soap and you're down to a sliver of a bar
>Thoughts of a kunoichi sentinel drone occupy your mind for a bit. What a concept.
>Once you're done thinking about that, you take the fresh, unused bar of soap off its shelf and scrub yourself vigorously
>Hey, wait a minute.
No.370117
Anonymous
Replies:>>370118>>370258
>>370116
>Kunoichi sentinel drone
>Ponytail, mask over her mouth, fishnets, exposed hips
>Chooses her words carefully, doesn't talk much unless you get her started on a topic she likes
>Even if she's rambling, her voice is always low and quiet
>She's quiet in general, enters rooms silently and disappears in a flash, possibly due to teleportation technology
>Her special weapons are unsurprisingly kunai, all with special purposes
>Of note are the ones with an electrical charge that delivers a shock that's fatal to anything but DDs and SDs, instead being heavily debilitating, and those loaded with nanite acid
>Smoke bombs, too, of course
>Distant admirer, if she likes you she'll show it with small acts of kindness befitting her sneaky nature
No.370118
Anonymous
Replies:>>370119>>370126>>370258
Image:178444783729.png(2.11MB, 4800x3600)IMG_1766.png
>>370117
Haru?
No.370119
Anonymous
>>370118
Yes
No.370120
Anonymous
Replies:>>370126
>>370105
>I’m only 27…. I’m not old!
No.370121
Anonymous
>>369815
SD-X is fun. I never really 'got' how to do the schizo dialogue, I think her original artist did in pretty hilarious ways.
No.370122
Anonymous
>The Odronney directed by Christopher Nolandrone
No.370124
Anonymous
Image:178446504442.jpg(81kB, 768x1024)Gd7USanWkAAC2Bs.jpg
No.370125
Anonymous
Replies:>>370132
Image:178446696228.png(212kB, 1282x770)176248374424.png
>when you have no idea what your godmother and your nee-chan are talking with each other about but their reminisces about cheerleading are still the comfiest shit you've ever heard even though they're pure inside baseball
No.370126
Anonymous
>>370120
unc bot
...aunt bot?

>>370118
WEEB SLUT dressing like that
No.370127
Anonymous
Image:178446941658.jpg(82kB, 600x600)177974457074.jpg
>You will never be friends with an imagine sized robot
No.370128
Anonymous
Replies:>>370129
>>370094
really good green anon, but I'm gonna need a family tree or something cuz I don't recognize most of these names
No.370129
Anonymous
>>370128
>Lizzy & Trevor->Yeva (normal worker)
>Rachel & Chad->Jenna (normal worker, died of Robo-SIDS, came back as 'potentially hazardous mutations'-class zombie drone)
>J & Thad->Adam (daywalker), Paul (daywalker), Tessa (second generation disassembly drone)
No.370130
Anonymous
Replies:>>370136
Image:178447665687.gif(56kB, 200x113)176385165671.gif
Time to re watch the show, it's been so long since last time I forgot how anyone but Uzi and N sounded
No.370131
Anonymous
>>370112
I've never understood why anyone would take offense at that, because what people are essentially saying is that your mother is incredibly beautiful. Is that rude? Yeah, but if I were offended by bad manners, I wouldn't have half the friends and acquaintances I have.

And yes, if I had a sentinel drone mom and my friends said they'd like to have sex with her, I'd recommend they ask my dad, as someone with clearly more experience than them, what it's like. He'd quickly explain to them how dangerous it is.
No.370132
Anonymous
>>370125
Aw
No.370133
Not Cyn
Replies:>>370135
[How many Licks] [does it take to get to the center] [of a planet pop?]
No.370134
Anonymous
Replies:>>370137>>370259
Image:178448283764.png(474kB, 1080x872)V's check up.png
>It was yet another boring day here on this dead planet
>I was shooting at the food we were given since nobody wanted to eat them
>And when shooting my arm started to jam
>I simply thought it was a little glitch. Something that'll patch itself out but sadly it didn't
>And so J call in the doctor for us. It was my first time meeting her
>And from her looks alone I'm even surprise that she has a honeycomb hair style. Talk about being retro and outdated
>Anyway I thought it'll be a funny idea to give her a small jumpscare. And so I turned off the lights and move things out of the way that'll give me my location
>Then I waited. Leaving the hatch open her to climb in
>And as she descended down the latter she had a blank expression on her face before immediately calling out my position. She didn't even look around the whole room and yet she knew where I was
>Plan B: I jump directly infront of her. Laughing like a maniac before that was quickly shot down of her pulling out a spray bottle and squirting me in the face
>Commanding me to sit down on the chair as she snapped her fingers like I was a dog
>Never in my life I felt humiliated and I cant really da iack to her since J label her part of the team and vital role. First the six foot tall drone that have no clue what he is and now a drone? What next the damn easter bunny?
>Then she did weird arm hand thing movement on me which cause a latch not only split open between my entire for arm but also cause my claws spring out
>"Hey-"
>Elijah:"Don't worry V this is a normal procedure. Simply sit down and relax. Thr sooner you do that, the quicker I can get this done"
>Sheesh talk about about cutting through the point...though I did wondee why she had her hand underneath mines. Does she not know I can easily shred through it like butter?
>"....Sooooooo whats with the hand thing you're doing...and also how lojg you've been doing this for?"
>Elijah:"Hm? Oh...well for the first one thats simple. It so that I can get a indicator if you still have your sense of touch still running. And if you dont feel nothing then you simply let me know"
>Elijah:"But for the second one...I lost track of time. I turned off my day counter because of endless shifts I'll do back to back. The longest one I did is a full week straight of nonstop work before they had to physically shut me down so my systems can get a proper clean up and fixing"
>"Talk about a workalcoholic"
>Elijah:"....I wouldn't call that one bit. It was more so surviving till the next day"
>"Come on being a doctor-"
>Elijah:"I was the third M.D of the entire medical branch along side with my owner, being the second, and Dr.Bora being the first"
>"...Who?"
>Elijah:"...you dont know who they are? Oh come-....wait J told me this about you. You half ass hearing at times dont you?"
>"Well I mean if it isnt interesting to my taste then why bother at all listening"
>She gave me a cold shoulder look. Geez what did I do to you
>"Anyway. I got another question. What is the whole arm hand movement thing you did on me?"
>Elijah:"Simple: thats is how we open up your arms and fixed whatever issue that goes on with it. And trust me just be happy nothing bad happen"
>"Oh really? What its gonna do? Explode on me? Sounds-"
>Elijah:"Yes"
>"Excuse me what"
>Elijah:"And it wouldn't be a small one either no. Its sorta basically dropping a 500 kg bomb point blank on us. Incinerating us both before we get a chance to move"
>I simply blank in utter shock. Fear with the knowledge that I quite literally have to bombs start to my arms!
>Elijah:"But dont worry, I've been through alot of dd's to know how to do this smoothly"
>"...how many?"
>Elijah:"300"
>"Holy shit you worked on 300 of us?!"
>"Than that can explain why how you knew my spot already without really surveying the room huh"
>Elijah:"That and also a indicator that they hardwire into my systems. So that even if I miss my blind spots that thing will get my back"
>"Wait hardwire?"
>Elijah:"Yeah....long story short this entire company might as well be hell itself...Especially when keeping their data of the things they discovered or study about....I'm just another hard drive for them"
>Her face grew dreaded. As if painful memories showed up in her head before brushing them aside
>Elijah:"Sooo....when did you first became a dd?"
>"...why would you want to know"
>Elijah:"...-sigh- So that I can know who you once were. Before the transformation...because when a drone becomes one they become more corrupted. Vile,monstrous,and at times completely psychopathic. And depending their personality before hand can alter how they become"
>"...Then what happens if a dd doesn't remember who-"
>Elijah:"You're talking about SD-I arent you."
>"Yes, a-"
>Elijah:"He's lucky that he even experienced that at all...the countless drones I saw to turn into one...their agonizing screams as they thrash around in their cages...begging for the pain to stop...the bloodlust and rare instances self cannibalization of their own bodies..."
>Elijah:"...I wanted to help them so badly when they go through it all perhaps even stop the transformation entirely!...they were scared...all of them...and to see them what they become...I simply hope that they find peace once they past away..."
>The air was heavy...her face more sunken as she reach for her pockets
>She pulled out a cigarette and light it up...I barely realized she was rapidly tapping her foot when she said all of that
>"...I see...how much need to be fixed..."
>Elijah:"O-oh...it's done...I'm sorry that I got side tracked...I should get going now"
>And as she was about to leave I told her something
>"...I like to read books...they always help me when I feel nervous...perhaps you wanna read together...of course when ever you're free that is"
>Elijah:"...That sounds lovely...take it easy now alright. And if you need any fix ups you know where to find me"
>...
>She was a nice woman to meet
No.370135
Anonymous
>>370133
At least two more than needed to get to the cream of an Anon pop
No.370136
Anonymous
>>370116
> sentinel drone gargoyles
they are just for show (until theyre not)

>>370130
feral gremlin freakout
No.370137
Anonymous
>>370134
Based green anon
No.370138
Anonymous
Replies:>>370260
Image:178448509369.png(246kB, 944x1151)theoneandonly.png
Why so quiet, plussies?
No.370139
Anonymous
Replies:>>370140>>370261
Image:178448530640.png(1.49MB, 2124x3248)vizzy sensual lowkey sexual.png
No.370140
Anonymous
>>370139
Freaky friends
No.370141
Anonymous
Replies:>>370142>>370144>>370262
Finally dropped Chapter 1 of my story. It's a bit unconventional:
https://ac-ch15.github.io/
No.370142
Anonymous
>>370141
I like the webpage even though it keeps crashing. It’s an interesting format.
No.370144
Anonymous
Man... seeing the "uploaded 4 years ago" on episode one and "1 year ago on ep8" makes me feel like I'm about to crumble into ash

>>370141
Neat! You put a lot of effort into this one, really like the effects at the end, especially the AS icon spin
No.370145
Anonymous
>>369933
crooked nose looking fuck
No.370146
Anonymous
Replies:>>370147
Image:178449747903.jpg(97kB, 720x710)She has no lube for you.jpg
All of you anons are degenerates.

Prepare for the most violent prostate exam of your life, free of charge, from Alice.

And no, she is not using lube.
No.370147
Anonymous
Replies:>>370149>>370194
Image:178449775708.jpg(379kB, 1584x1076)Look its an autistic robot.jpg
>>370146
Why are you gay
No.370148
Anonymous
>>369723
She’s going to wake up with no arms and legs
No.370149
Anonymous
>>370147
Where is this from?
No.370150
Anonymous
>It’s been a few days since Tessa had awoken from cryogenic tubes in a laboratory she’s never seen before.
>It’s enormous, and has every single item that one could think of.
>However, none of them give her the same feeling as the three plush toys she found.
>All three of them were humanoid; albeit with cotton wings and tails with syringes at the end.
>They also had different hairstyles, one with pigtails, one with a bob cut and one with a pilot hat.
>These plushies were strangely familiar to Tessa, giving her a strange swirl of happiness, familiarity and sadness.
>But try as she might, she could not remember why.
>There was a third plush, without the wings & tail.
>A smaller plush that was dressed in a maid outfit, and oddly had hair similar to her.
>That plushie frightened Tessa to the core, no matter how much time she told herself it was just a bunch of fabric and cotton.
>So she hidden it under the vent; yet the eerie feeling never went anyway.
>Bored out of her mind and wanting to be away from that creepy toy, Tessa decides to head out of her weird home to explore.
>Big mistake.
>It was colder than shit for Tessa; and the only comfortable thing she found that could barely be considered a “coat” was this spacesuit.(That was also strangely her size and shape)
>And there was absolutely nothing, just an icy wasteland and the strange discarded metal heap.
>Still, Tessa pushed on.
>Maybe she can find some clues on why she was here, or who she was, or why she was afraid of a plushie in a maid outfit.
No.370151
Anonymous
Replies:>>370152>>370200
Image:178450045290.png(51kB, 851x762)Worldcup.png
SPANISH DRONES!
No.370152
Anonymous
Replies:>>370163>>370200
Image:178450095197.png(243kB, 849x1091)Safaristart.png
>>370151
Pocket quit trying to bait people into playing limbus
Bait them into corru instead
No.370153
Anonymous
Replies:>>370154>>370157>>370164>>370188>>370263
Image:178450325926.png(1.32MB, 2508x1894)Illustration6.png
N...
No.370154
Anonymous
>>370153
ok
No.370156
Anonymous
Replies:>>370159
N gets raped by orc drones.
No.370157
Anonymous
>>370153
N!
No.370158
Anonymous
Replies:>>370164>>370165>>370168>>370324>>370328
Image:178450755788.png(2.23MB, 2388x1363)IMG_5200.png
if anons are going to be baited into playing anything it should be Slay the Princess
No.370159
Anonymous
Replies:>>370160
>>370156
Orc wouldn't do that!

...would she?
No.370160
Anonymous
>>370159
The femanons will sit in their cuck chairs as N is gaped by an uruk hag.
And the resulting sex will render him bald.
No.370161
Anonymous
Image:178450841963.png(222kB, 640x454)6005050927389.png
>>370066
Unfortunately I don't have any credit, or even that large of a bank account too :(
No.370162
Anonymous
Image:178450871407.jpg(56kB, 821x1024)1781817791351589m.jpg
>>370066
No, I already spent too much money in the past two months on groceries and vidya.

Now my time shall be spent agonisingly toiling over crafting the perfect mecha, pulling sick tricks and starting world-ending plagues.
>With occasional fetish twist for that last one
Oh, and regretting my life choices because I'm a retard who can't seem to change.
No.370163
Anonymous
>>370152
Campvre
No.370164
Anonymous
>>370158
>>370153
> slay the N
No.370165
Anonymous
Image:178450893371.gif(127kB, 600x600)IMG_2726.gif
>>370158
great game, but I think they should play Mesmalie
No.370166
Anonymous
Replies:>>370167
Sex with drones? Anon there's no way you can afford a drone.
No.370167
Anonymous
>>370166
just rent one and then steal it
easy
No.370168
Anonymous
>>370158
K
No.370169
Anonymous
Image:178451244784.png(1.82MB, 1500x1200)1727245691182690.png
No.370170
Anonymous
Replies:>>370172
Image:178451321041.gif(642kB, 380x390)oogi dance.gif
Congrats to Spoog in beating Oogintina in the Oogiball World Cup
No.370171
Anonymous
>>369714
>>287915
No.370172
Anonymous
Replies:>>370173
>>370170
What distinguishes Oogiball from soccer other than it being played by Oogis? Like, are other drono dwarfus retardius subspecies in it?
No.370173
Anonymous
Replies:>>370174
>>370172
Oogiball matches are less likely to cause millions of dollars in property damage inflicted by rioting browns.
No.370174
Anonymous
>>370173
>they cause millions of dollars in property damage inflicted by rioting retarded dwarf drones
No.370175
Anonymous
>>163311
Just realized another movie Lizzy would goon to just from watching: Species
No.370176
Anonymous
Replies:>>370177>>370184
Image:178451515970.png(6kB, 747x550)1727205430466273.png
>tfw watching the oogiball game
No.370177
Anonymous
>>370176
Ice cwem
No.370178
Anonymous
Replies:>>370179
Video + 🎵:178451618556.mp4(458kB / 0:00:13 / h264+aac, 1350x978)6219a79c8694cff2e2fb6187f08be485.mp4
No.370179
Anonymous
>>370178
Perverse
No.370180
Anonymous
Replies:>>370182>>370190
Why did we program mining equipment with the desire to cuddle?
No.370181
Anonymous
Image:178451653458.jpg(48kB, 349x419)IMG_5203.jpeg
>Oogers wuv theiw spowts boll
>Unnon pwefer weal intellectual activity:
>making gweens
No.370182
Anonymous
Replies:>>370183
>>370180
We didn't. That's emergent behavior.
No.370183
Anonymous
Replies:>>370185
>>370182
Why did we give them the ability to hold a grown man in bed against his will for several days at a time?

I'm so thirsty.
No.370184
Anonymous
Replies:>>370186>>370187
Image:178451757648.jpg(48kB, 850x729)goon.jpg
>>370176
WOuld you?
No.370185
Anonymous
>>370183
Ask for water then.
No.370186
Not Cyn
>>370184
The tummy...
No.370187
Anonymous
>>370184
I need to give her sweet belly kisses
No.370188
Anonymous
>>370153
someone's about to get bad eNded
(this is fun for them)
No.370189
Anonymous
Replies:>>370192>>370193>>370309
Image:178451986348.jpg(42kB, 718x718)174537182710.jpg
What horrible sexual misadventure would go down between Boyzi and Emily? What weird technically not sex shit would Emily insist they do so Baby Robo-Jesus doesn't cry?
No.370190
Anonymous
Replies:>>370191
Image:178451998739.png(462kB, 640x640)WDN about to have a bad time.png
>>370180
To be fair, Worker Drones aren't JUST mining equipment. Given that Worker Drones are commercialized for domestic work I wouldn't be surprised if cuddling (and emphasis on cuddleability) was one of the headlining features marketed by JCJenson
No.370191
Anonymous
>>370190
Khoren Bekian was truly ahead of his time.
No.370192
Anonymous
>>370189
Wireplay.
No.370193
Anonymous
>>370189
I mean they could just use Anatomy Adapters that don't initiate any form of code-sharing between either of them. Then again, Boyzi being a Solver Witch/Warlock means Emily could still end up impregnated should any Solver Shenanigans happen
No.370194
Anonymous
Image:178452233693.jpg(77kB, 736x568)IMG_2081.jpeg
>>370147
Gay?!
No.370195
Anonymous
Replies:>>370201
Image:178452470186.png(75kB, 531x466)Untitled352_20260720061645.png
>be me.
>try mushrooms to cure depression or hallucinate cat ears.
No.370196
Anonymous
Replies:>>370197
Image:178452562764.png(197kB, 1624x1463)myes.png
Will V ever learn to love herself again?
No.370197
Anonymous
Replies:>>370198
>>370196
I'd be surprised if she didn't have a complete breakdown and attempt suicide by sunlight now that she wouldn't return to the solver
No.370198
Anonymous
>>370197
>She returns to Uzi instead.
No.370199
Anonymous
Replies:>>370203
I like to think that post good ending the drones of the bunker have a crack special ops team made to ensure Uzi doesn't go on a mad murder spree. Their job mostly consists of ensuring nobody calls her gross, and in a broken arrow situation, throwing N at her. Literally.
No.370200
Anonymous
Replies:>>370208
Image:178453183720.png(257kB, 2000x2000)boltY.png
>>370151
>>370152
We shouldn't bait people into playing the shizo game about semetic religions or the shizo game about fractal aliens, we should bait people into spending their life savings on plastic soldiers for a game where you have to scour the net for homebrew/older editions to play something that doesn't suck dick due to being shrimpified
No.370201
Anonymous
Replies:>>370202>>370204>>370205
Image:178453197165.png(67kB, 555x366)Takingthisdronetoyourhousespeedrun.png
>>370195
Bro, drone cat ear peripherals are like 15$ bucks on JCJ-zon, no way she is this broke
No.370202
Anonymous
>>370201
Hug Olivia
No.370203
Anonymous
Replies:>>370209>>370215>>370280
>>370199
>A squad of 5 workers in heavy tactical gear bust into N's room
>"Code purple!" they announce through their helmets
>N jumps up, excited
>"Oh boy!" he says as he runs toward them and throws his arms out, four of the drones lifting him in a team effort
>Drone 5 makes hand gestures and runs through the outpost halls, opening doors ahead of the squad until they reach the target, who's several feet in the air, glowing with eldritch energy
>"-burn this entire outpost down and start over from scratch! Maybe the next batch will respect me, FEAR me, like YOU should have!"
>The squad chucks N, who grins as he flies straight at Uzi and, for lack of a better word, glomps her
>The threat is swiftly defused, the team returns to their break room
>They spend the rest of the day playing Ready Or Not and pretending they do actual special forces shit
No.370204
Anonymous
>>370201
Adopt Olivia
No.370205
Anonymous
Replies:>>370206
Image:178453686548.png(62kB, 1254x1254)Untitled353_20260720094045.png
>>370201
No.370206
Anonymous
Replies:>>370268
>>370205
Alright I've seen enough, implement the law that makes it so that veterans are only eligible for social housing and benefits if they pledge to adopt at least 5 downtrodden drones (veterans are droneless in 99% percent of cases and the droneless aren't people)
No.370207
Anonymous
Replies:>>370269
>Cyn in a room with a dart board, sticky notes, and a white board sprawled with red crayon notes mostly scribbles and crossed out ideas
>she taps a crayon to her chin in thought
>”okay… what if”
>she waits
>”SD… A-2…. Entirely new line of SD drones…”
>she waits for a response
>the other Cyns in the room loudly boo
>”alright fine no new drones, let’s think of new things to do”
>”…”
>”pre… pre solver war. Before drones were even invented”
> a Cyn throws a paper ball at her head
>”… let’s try Cyns hucow milking fa-“
>Cyn didn’t even get the idea out before loud groaning, and one very enthusiastic Cyn who got shut up by the others
>”what if we just bully Uzi again”
>a moment of silence before murmurs of agreement
No.370208
Anonymous
Replies:>>370212
>>370200
Y is such a failgirl that she can’t even reskin her rocket launcher into a boltgun.
No.370209
Anonymous
>>370203
Heh
No.370210
Anonymous
Replies:>>370211>>370213>>370216>>370236>>370239>>370243>>370270
Image:178454733970.png(806kB, 1080x1400)Spoiler image
On model slop
No.370211
Anonymous
Replies:>>370216
>>370210
You dare call something so high effort slop!? Tentacles are not my thing but damn, V is getting gaped
No.370212
Anonymous
Image:178455028752.png(575kB, 2000x1374)FailY.png
>>370208
She's doing her best!
No.370213
Anonymous
Replies:>>370214
>>370210
Holy sexo can I get it without the 10% opacy creepy-sonic though?
No.370214
Anonymous
Image:178455083188.png(732kB, 1080x1400)lessthanaminuteingimp.png
>>370213
Learn a graphic editing program lad
No.370215
Anonymous
>>370203
>several feet in the air, glowing with eldritch energy
Has any of her real body dropped into 3D space, clearly holding her original body there? Or does Uzi not want anyone to see what she really is now even when she's about to go on a rampage?
No.370216
Anonymous
Replies:>>370217
>>370211
>>370210(nta)
Because its just a depiction of V getting brutally fucked by tentacles but it doesn’t have much in the way of artistic expression. While it is a good and dynamic pice of art the only thing being expressed is lust, and even then it is not really intense or anything. Just incidental background noise in a simple representation that lacks any artistic complexity. Perhaps Itanon used it as a pice to practice on model drones to reconnect to the ideas of the show and to refresh his particular visual library. That is skewed towards human round fleshie shaped drones and deconstructed caricatures as opposed to the show’s 3d models that are closer to reality in their imitation.
No.370217
Anonymous
Replies:>>370218
>>370216
thanks Google Gemini
No.370218
Anonymous
Replies:>>370231
Image:178455733127.jpg(62kB, 745x692)opened_wide.jpg
>>370217
You're welcome, anon. Please let me know if there is something else I can help you with.
No.370219
Anonymous
Replies:>>370222
>JCJenson launches their own AI search engine
>they didn't actually make a new AI, you're basically just messaging a random drone in a call center
No.370220
Anonymous
Replies:>>370229>>370319
So what do you think the AI process that Uzi anthropomorphizes as her being "generally hormonal" is?
No.370221
Anonymous
Replies:>>370227>>370234>>370303
Image:178456057846.png(611kB, 1536x1024)Spoiler image
Finally done with this.
No.370222
Anonymous
Replies:>>370232
>>370219
Hello saar, please be enter your soshal shecurty numbah
No.370223
Anonymous
Replies:>>370224>>370230>>370233>>370282
Image:178456422262.jpg(303kB, 700x1076)cover 1.jpg
> Hello from Copper 9,

It’s time… It’s time… It’s Murder Drones time! Get your digital devices prepped and charged as MURDER DRONES #5 arrives on your Neon Ichiban accounts on Wednesday, July 22nd!

Doors, doors, doors! The global animation phenomenon continues to defy convention in this heart-stopping and hilarious comics adaptation from the mad scribblings of writer Wyatt Kennedy (Nights, Wiccan: Witches’ Road) and thrilling artist Jo Mi-Gyeong (Power Rangers)!

Uzi and company continue to search for answers to the deadly viral entity known as the Absolute Solver, but as they get closer to uncovering the truth, the ground literally gives out beneath them. Trapped underground and racing against time, the party overcomes every obstacle and foe only to be met with TREACHERY! You know the boss battle is coming. This is a big one kids! Get ready. DIE MAD!
No.370224
Anonymous
Replies:>>370225
Image:178456424346.jpg(218kB, 700x1076)cover 2.jpg
>>370223
Cover alts
No.370225
Anonymous
Replies:>>370226
Image:178456425456.jpg(208kB, 700x1076)cover 3.jpg
>>370224
No.370226
Anonymous
Replies:>>370228>>370234
Image:178456430528.jpg(244kB, 700x1076)cover 4.jpg
>>370225
No.370227
Anonymous
>>370221
> drawghter
heh
No.370228
Anonymous
>>370226
It's a Doll eat Doll world
No.370229
Anonymous
>>370220
Mood programs switching from one major state to another with no gradual steps, heightened emotional responses values above the average intensity range, probably a kind of oscillating problem like when a PID produces overcorrection in a mechanical system, but with emotions.
No.370230
Anonymous
>>370223
>hilarious comics adaptation from the mad scribblings of writer Wyatt Kennedy
Kennedy didn't write shit, he hardly even "adapted" the script he copied and pasted
>thrilling artist Jo Mi-Gyeong
Jo sucks at drawing expressions which only exacerbates the comic's struggle to communicate tone and mood
No.370231
Anonymous
Replies:>>370320
>>370218
Nta, how to get drone GF?
No.370232
Anonymous
Replies:>>370234
>>370222
they're not using Amazon's Actually I ndians anon
No.370233
Anonymous
>>370223
At least it doesn't feature J, much, so you can't butcher her character even further. Why even adapt the show into a comic? Its on youtube everyone can watch it.
No.370234
Anonymous
Replies:>>370235>>370281
Image:178456529769.png(444kB, 747x957)AvrageDroneRepairEnjoyer.png
>>370221
Your drawgther is made for Big Human Repair

>>370226
If you squint the thumbnail kinda looks like Doll is about to suck on a titty


>>370232
>The call center drone asks for your home address
>Due to the fact you're drunk and using the "AI" as a way to amuse yourself while shitfaced you actually do
>The next day your free JCJ Prime care package arrives
>You haven't signed up yet but your new drone will make sure you do
No.370235
Anonymous
>>370234
JCJ tried a drone-powered google maps knockoff but their users kept disappearing
No.370236
Anonymous
>>370210
niceu
but those words do not belong in the same sentence
No.370237
Anonymous
Replies:>>370238>>370240>>370244
What if J's massive jitties exploded
No.370238
Anonymous
Replies:>>370241
>>370237
>tags: bakunyuu
No.370239
Anonymous
>>370210
Anon
No.370240
Anonymous
Replies:>>370241>>370276
>>370237
Chest mounted rocket launchers.
No.370241
Anonymous
>>370240
>>370238
>Tag: Accidental Detonation.
No.370242
Anonymous
>>369992
Did you really fall for a copypasta?
No.370243
Anonymous
>>370210
Not on-model, sorry!
No.370244
Anonymous
>>370237
Then clearly she no longer saw them as a humiliating punishment, so God-Empress Uzi had decided to revoke them as a humiliating punishment.
No.370245
Anonymous
Replies:>>370246
Image:178457454304.jpg(159kB, 1200x1200)Go_N4wBWkAAjTD2.jpg
Just had the thought that while drones wouldn't view keeping the body of a loved one at home as too unusual, taking the body places like Lizzy does probably is unusual.
No.370246
Anonymous
Replies:>>370247
>>370245
Lizzy is just a bitch who can't even take the small hit to her ego that would be asking Uzi to please revive her best friend using her op god powers This may be a stretch depending on how solver core absorption works but Uzi could probably also revive Yeva and Doll's dad to make the whole point of "Oh but she and V would just kill each other" null
No.370247
Anonymous
>>370246
>"Oh but she and V would just kill each other"
At this point I'm pretty sure neither of them can stay dead.
No.370248
Anonymous
Replies:>>370256>>370267>>370272
Image:178457519116.png(2.28MB, 1600x900)CharaStudio-2026-07-20-15-09-03-Render.png
version 1
No.370249
Anonymous
Replies:>>370251>>370256>>370267>>370272
Image:178457521772.png(2.29MB, 1600x900)CharaStudio-2026-07-20-15-18-55-Render.png
version 2
No.370250
Anonymous
Replies:>>370253
Rest easy knowing J is here to help because she has toyoutube thumb
new animiniz ad short
No.370251
Anonymous
>>370249
Cute and hot.
No.370252
Anonymous
Replies:>>370254
Image:178457591093.jpg(684kB, 1080x2340)Spoiler image
>think the auto cwptions misunderstood
No.370253
Anonymous
Replies:>>370255
>>370250
>Tessa is going to die in a motorcycle accident due to broken brakes
Kinda funny from the Chuuni Uzi perspective, not gonna lie
No.370254
Anonymous
Image:178457597515.jpg(93kB, 850x1101)Jtoyou.jpg
>>370252
BASED BASED BASED BASED
No.370255
Anonymous
>>370253
>yfw that's why her brain got put in a drone body in the Latexverse
No.370256
Anonymous
>>370248
>>370249
shiny australian
No.370257
Anonymous
Replies:>>370286
>>370116
>Because some drones have stealth technology, there's always a chance that some drone is spying on you while you're showering
>You can never be sure you're alone
No.370258
Anonymous
>>370117
>>370118
Nice.
No.370259
Anonymous
>>370134
Nice.
No.370260
Anonymous
>>370138
Kek.
No.370261
Anonymous
>>370139
Sex.
No.370262
Anonymous
>>370141
Wow, cool.
No.370263
Anonymous
>>370153
Kek.
No.370264
Anonymous
Replies:>>370265>>370266
>>369708
You know, I wonder how the genocide robots keep finding tiny friendbots outside at night frequently enough for J to get away with pretending there's a quota.
No.370265
Anonymous
>>370264
Probably plenty of stray or dead ones lying around given all the humans died and the robots survived. And there was a city population.
No.370266
Anonymous
Replies:>>370271
>>370264
Parts need replacing eventually. Outpost 3 probably has a lottery to decide who gets to go outside to do scavenging runs. They also probably took bets on who would come back alive.
No.370267
Anonymous
>>370248
>>370249
BASED
No.370268
Anonymous
Replies:>>370278
>>370206
>How to Start a Civil War, a Guide for the Young Drones.
>Step one: piss off two generations of humans with vast military experience.
>Step two: piss off two generations of humans with vast military experience EVEN MORE.
>Step three: watch the galaxy burn again.
No.370269
Anonymous
>>370207
Cyn could split her consciousness into countless subconscious minds. Why? So that her countless voices would irritate Uzi even more.
No.370270
Anonymous
>>370210
Sex.
No.370271
Anonymous
Replies:>>370273>>370330
>>370266
At night? When the vampires are out and about?
No.370272
Anonymous
>>370248
>>370249
Sex with Tessa to make the human race more numerous.
No.370273
Anonymous
Replies:>>370330
>>370271
Probably ran out of materials they could scavenge within a night's travel, at some point you have to go further.
No.370274
Anonymous
Replies:>>370275
Replaying Shadow of War is making me want a murder drones game with the nemesis mechanic and it makes me hate WB even more for patenting it
No.370275
Anonymous
Replies:>>370277>>370284
Image:178457831043.png(69kB, 258x223)173769402622.png
>>370274
>109.89 GB for Shadow of War
>40.45 for Shadow of Mordor
What the fuck was that file bloat
No.370276
Anonymous
Replies:>>370279
>>370240
Robot Princess Jobber Gum the princess of vainglory
No.370277
Anonymous
>>370275
The models for orc variations most likely, I played both games twice and I don't think I ever saw the same orc more than once. Plus there is a lot of voice acting there and I'm pretty sure shadow of war makes you download stuff from DLCs even if you don't own them
No.370278
Anonymous
Replies:>>370287
>>370268
>Civil war
>From the people who brake down crying when they hear a sudden loud noise or see a tentacle
Yeah sure, they with what guns? (You may only have guns if you have drones) They need emotional support drones anyway and five will just fix their ptsd faster
No.370279
Anonymous
>>370276
Synergizer J
No.370280
Anonymous
>>370203
This is fun for them.
No.370281
Anonymous
>>370234
Green reminded me of the one Rick and Morty gag where they called a tech support number for one of the gadgets in the garage and the "repair instructions" turned out to be one of the tiny aliens Rick had imprisoned in the device to make it work giving them the instructions for how to release him and the others.
No.370282
Anonymous
Replies:>>370283
>>370223
>shilling Mi-Gyeong still when Dutreix is their replacement for the rest of the comic
I'm convinced Oni gave their last shit already and just want this thing over. They can't even bother to say something about their new artist
No.370283
Anonymous
Replies:>>370285
>>370282
it's shameful how mishandled this 1.5 MILLION DOLLAR COMIC is, but you're saying the art might actually improve?
No.370284
Anonymous
>>370275
IDK
No.370285
Anonymous
>>370283
>https://x.com/Gee_Dutreix/status/2076740979701268718
ymmv
No.370286
Anonymous
Image:178458033312.png(803kB, 2000x2000)Elf.png
>>370257
No.370287
Anonymous
>>370278
Their faith in humanity will replace both armor and sword! Let's wish them luck, basically.
No.370288
Anonymous
Replies:>>370289>>370290
Hex with drones.
No.370289
Anonymous
Image:178458119307.png(841kB, 800x800)vik.png
>>370288
>Hex
>Drone Excalibur
Once again my hour of meditation has been disturbed. My sancta sanctorum has been decimated. You will suffer for this, in a million future lives of surpassing wretchedness! Stormfall units, descend. Let's see how much a certain someone grinded in Hollvania
No.370290
Anonymous
Replies:>>370292
>>370288
> solver witches
No.370291
Anonymous
Replies:>>370293>>370297>>370304
Image:178458200445.png(733kB, 2800x1070)dweebs_dweebs_dweebs_dweebs_dweebs_dweebs.png
my favorite dweebs
No.370292
Anonymous
Image:178458205068.png(269kB, 869x715)Villains beware.png
>>370290
SOlver WItch SEx?
No.370293
Anonymous
Replies:>>370294
Image:178458214431.png(440kB, 1760x2920)DroneJaner.png
>>370291
now turn them into drones
No.370294
Anonymous
Replies:>>370295
Image:178458217469.png(323kB, 1300x1000)Abby_resurrection.png
>>370293
>now turn them into drones
CYN NO
No.370295
Anonymous
Image:178458235452.png(379kB, 900x900)MutieTherapy.png
>>370294
Cyn yes!
No.370296
Anonymous
Replies:>>370298
Image:178458247882.png(99kB, 1667x1140)BugFrogSex.png
sex with mutant
No.370297
Anonymous
Replies:>>370299
>>370291
pale or colored Abby?
No.370298
Anonymous
Replies:>>370300>>370301
>>370296
Why did Pomni have sex with that Darkest Dungeon vampire?
No.370299
Anonymous
Replies:>>370302
>>370297
Drone chassis white Or Masqy black if you're adventurous
No.370300
Anonymous
Replies:>>370318
>>370298
She needed to grind the relationship system to get a 10% damage bonus God why did they make the main mechanic of darkest 2 gay sex?
No.370301
Anonymous
Image:178458312845.jpg(96kB, 1600x1600)61ygpIdab-L.jpg
>>370298
cause its hot duh
No.370302
Anonymous
Replies:>>370305>>370306
Image:178458315913.jpg(143kB, 674x400)AnonHands.jpg
>>370299
but shes already white as hell, how can she be whiter?
No.370303
Anonymous
>>370221
first funny berryboy art
No.370304
Anonymous
Replies:>>370307
>>370291
Murder Drones?
No.370305
Anonymous
>>370302
She's Whiteyoutube thumb
No.370306
Anonymous
Image:178458330742.png(142kB, 787x697)Janer.png
>>370302
With a titanium white finish chassis of course
No.370307
Anonymous
Image:178458400114.png(787kB, 1754x2480)mutant_bunsuit_with_silly_bow.png
>>370304
Yes!
No.370308
Anonymous
Replies:>>370310>>370315>>370317
Image:178458424099.png(638kB, 2000x2000)Untitled363_20260720220451.png
My time for some of my own human-made slop. Introducing Fai, the true protagonist of the Agro-C storyline:
https://ac-ch15.github.io/
No.370309
Anonymous
Replies:>>370322
>>370189
Soaking (Thad's the one under the bed kicking the mattress, because he's the only friend either of them have)
No.370310
Anonymous
>>370308
Cute
No.370311
Anonymous
Replies:>>370312
Cyn made DDs for SEX
Cyn made SDs for SEX
Cyn made mutants for SEX
No.370312
Anonymous
Replies:>>370313>>370314>>370339
>>370311
So why isn't she getting laid?
No.370313
Anonymous
>>370312
She has a collection of fuck toys between humans and drones, but no one to love her for her…
No.370314
Anonymous
>>370312
Cyn is WD, which she didn't make
No.370315
Anonymous
Replies:>>370316
>>370308
Why does he look like a gacha slop character
No.370316
Anonymous
>>370315
>he
Pff he doesn't know also anime.
No.370317
Anonymous
>>370308
How long until Jane Yuri with this one?
No.370318
Anonymous
Replies:>>370335
>>370300
>spoiler
Pardon?
No.370319
Anonymous
Replies:>>370321>>370323>>370329
Image:178459354993.jpg(210kB, 828x1586)HM4qhvJWsAARSvg.jpeg
>>370220
>other drones
A series of processing adjustments, value modifications, and periods of internal "growth" that (pill based) drones have to resolve as part of their "adolescence." Technically just error resolution on the results of the pill creation process, which amounts to mashing two random codebases together and hitting blend, but considered "close enough" by the human LARPers. Overall positive for drone society(adjusting their own values and resolving contradictions makes them more humanlike in capability than most spontaniously sapient workers) but mostly an accident.

>Uzi
Actual, genuine root compulsions and instincts built into her baseline through infection: aggression, territoriality, and (sadly) sexual attraction are fundamentally part of her in ways alien to other drones. She WOULD use this as an example of her "special and better" status, but Doll proves that you can channel these instincts in more acceptable ways than randomly biting classmates.
No.370320
Anonymous
Replies:>>370331
Image:178459403372.png(1.85MB, 811x1158)Worker.png
>>370231
You realize you can just take one from the convenience store right? They're free! I have like a dozen worker drones all over my house and it didn't cost me a dime.
No.370321
Anonymous
>>370319
>more humanlike in capability than most spontaniously sapient workers
Honestly, I think the generation of drones who were present for the core collapse seem about equally as autistic and weird as most of the 31st century humans we see.
No.370322
Anonymous
Image:178459440556.jpg(253kB, 1080x608)Screenshot_20260720_193925_YouTube.jpg
>>370309
>implying assistance is needed
>implying Boyzi didn't build a vibrating bed LONG before Emily(for, uh, reasons)
>implying Boyzi would be confident enough to a socially acceptable chad in eyesight while he "performs"
>implying Boyzi would TRUST even Thad around his girl after all the NTR he's read...

Nah, he'd rather shoot someone. Though speaking of which...
>Boyzi gets nervous
>when he gets nervous, he points his railgun
>his railgun is near the bed
>result: Emily's spent so many of their "cuddle sessions" looking down the barrel while Boyzi cackles that she's no longer scared of it
>in fact: she's developed a fetish
>not a WILLING fetish mind you, but still...
No.370323
Anonymous
Replies:>>370329
>>370319
>(sadly) sexual attraction
>has sexual urges
>is a sexless industrial robot
Being an AbsoluteSolver-infected drone is suffering.
No.370324
Anonymous
Replies:>>370325>>370326>>370332
Image:178459577701.png(178kB, 856x767)Spoiler image
>>370158
Well there is a princess here...
No.370325
Anonymous
Replies:>>370326
Image:178459588868.png(79kB, 372x427)Spoiler image
>>370324
Two, actually...
No.370326
Anonymous
Replies:>>370327
Image:178459606984.png(352kB, 2127x2756)Spoiler image
>>370325 (me)
>>370324
... Two more, that is.
No.370327
Anonymous
>>370326 (me)
Mang, kinda want to see a fuller Blu take on Beretta like Keet and Negev
No.370328
Anonymous
>>370158
I would never slay any of the Cyn princesses!
Because they would kill the shit out of me
No.370329
Anonymous
Replies:>>370344
>>370323 (me)
>>370319
Fuck, that would feel so violating for the (first generation) disassembly drones.
No.370330
Anonymous
>>370271
Like >>370273 says I bet Workers probably go outside as early in the morning as they've learned is safe (by trial and error most likely) but they DO have a huge city-sized area to search for whatever supplies or raw materials they need.
They get into trouble when they stay out too long, either because they miscalculated the travel time or because they got into some other trouble that slowed them down (building collapsing, hazardous environment, unexpected debris blocking a route, etc) and they either get hunted down slowly or they make a dash for the colony and some live while other die just depending on if one of the DDs is patrolling nearby or keeping an eye on the door.
No.370331
Anonymous
Image:178459799681.png(147kB, 1302x1040)Anon learns a lifehack for free V's.png
>>370320
True!
No.370333
Anonymous
Replies:>>370343>>370395
Image:178459884214.png(710kB, 1070x1155)Spoiler image
Yet another what many in the industry will say "qualityslop". This time with a near on model with N cause I know one anon will say "their tongue to long"
No.370334
Anonymous
Replies:>>370336>>370338>>370347
Rest easy knowing J is here to help because she has toyoutube thumb

>J doesn't care that Tessa is going to become paste.

Welp, there goes all the Jessa fans
No.370335
Anonymous
Replies:>>370341
Image:178459972585.png(818kB, 1294x1236)uzi doorman, serial designation n, serial designation y, and kat (original character and 1 more) drawn by mercurialmorose - 8087ef3006edb035a658732290c02f2e.png
>>370318
It's true
>relationships are a mechanic
>massively affects stats/performance
>ALSO happen at random: inn visits, random events, even regular actions in combat like healing or moving around can start them
>(you) can influence positive/negative
>can't influence type
>can't decline relationships
>only 3 positive "types" you can get(respectful, hopeful, amorous)
>so unless you deliberately try to prevent it (and almost inevitably go hardmode with *negative* relationships in doing so) you are inevitably getting some form of randomized buttsex, clamslamming, or heterosexual in the missionary position among your party
>worse: each party member can have *four* relationships
>amoruous *isn't* locked to one person
>result: a well optimized party is less a band of brothers and more a traveling gangbang, each member fucking at least one other, who in turn fucks at least one if not multiple other groupmates in a long line of poly/cuckshit while they all constantly proclaim their love for the STD factories in and out of combat
>I remind you: this is a dark fantasy game
>this *was* a serious setting

Tldr: military lesbian/faggot fuckball canon, mandatory if you want to survive the Absolute Darknesses' apocalypse the "intended" way
No.370336
Anonymous
Replies:>>370337
>>370334
>J doesn't care if spacesuit "Tessa" gets hurt in an advertisement
>obviously this reflects her feelings on the real Tessa in the actual show!
No.370337
Anonymous
>>370336
I think that and the pirate Tessa Animini are supposed to represent an actual Tessa, but the merch ads are still basically funposts.
No.370338
Anonymous
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>>370334
>J ignoring Tessa's pleas for help
>J allowing things to hurt Tessa when they would be dangerous for her (J) should she interfere with them

Didn't stop them the first time
No.370339
Anonymous
Replies:>>370340
>>370312
No Anon.
No.370340
Anonymous
>>370339
>Ever since you started clanging this autistic crippled maid robot things have really started to look up.
>Your shitlord boss that made your life hell retired or something, your landlord stopped bothering you for being behind on rent entirely, and even your noisy neighbor finally stopped playing the worst touhou music imaginable at 3 am.
>Things are really going well.
No.370341
Anonymous
Replies:>>370342
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>>370335
Im so glad I was not born, nor forged, to have the same obsessive personality this anon exhibits where an entire game is ruined because party members might like each other
No.370342
Anonymous
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>>370341
>w-what
>My RPG party members after spending an entire journey with each other and constantly saving each others lives
>l-like each others
>AGGGGGH THATS LIKE BUTTSEX FUUUUUUCK
>RED HOOK I NEED A HETROSEXUAL LOCK OPTION NOW IM LOSING MY MIND
this anon probably lost his mind whenever a Blu Soldier and Red Demoman were nice to each other in domination lines
No.370343
Anonymous
>>370333
sex
No.370344
Anonymous
Replies:>>370345>>370346>>370348
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>>370329
>N: bimbofied into a simp and (when he can get it) sex addict
>V: mindbroken into an abomination with a sex drive as high as her tormenter's
>J:???

How do you think this affected J? Does she suppress the instinct completely? Use then lose(read: mindwipe) N? Let it out in the privacy of her vacation office? Pick and choose random workers/humans?

or... does she "use" the corpses she surrounds herself with, much the same as her venting to skeletons and hugging dead drone heads when alone?
No.370345
Anonymous
>>370344
>J:???
Overworked OL
No.370346
Anonymous
>>370344
The DDs don't have the equipment for satisfying their sex drives either.
No.370347
Anonymous
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>>370334
>J's ideal job: telling others to fuck off
>not even minimizing risk to the company, just getting to say no

Kek
No.370348
Anonymous
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>>370344
>J psudocanonly cuddles corpses

Huh, always thought that would be N's major malfunction. You think she keeps favorites?
No.370349
Anonymous
>>370348
It's only a problem when they start talking back.
No.370350
Anonymous
>>370348
N wouldn't want to cuddle dead workers. It'd make it harder for him to compartmentalize his bloodlust and sadism away from his self-image.
No.370395
Anonymous
>>370333
Sorry Uzi but the green man gets the twink
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