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No.369428
Murder Drones (#376)Anonymous
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Hello everyone! Friends we need to make Drones real, we need to create 3 billion Drones. Wouldn't you want a Drone? They need to be real.
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No.369431
Anonymous
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>>369428
Vote for your favorite oc here:
https://poal.me/pu1vri
No.369432
Anonymous
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J day tomorrow. Post Js.
No.369434
Anonymous
>>369428
https://poal.me/10y7vn
VOTE FOR YOUR GIRL
No.369435
Anonymous
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Casting a Spell of Love and Flesh on this thread!
now it will be a safe place for anons
No.369436
Anonymous
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Judging by the giant pen in the previous teaser, one of the merch the video will be selling will be one of those jumbo pens but JCJenson themed.
Just a guess.
No.369437
Anonymous
Replies:>>369446
>>369428
>>368607 (me)
>Fun Afternoon Canon/OC Fact: the inaugural patient of Maintenance & Repair's DD wing's was V. In fact, the whole branch of the facility was constructed in anticipation of her. The only surprise was that she checked herself in instead of being dragged there by Uzi or Lizzy.
No.369438
Anonymous
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>Another day
>Another thread
>Another fix
No.369439
Anonymous
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No.369440
Anonymous
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>>369428
>>344074
>>344116 (me)
Music: Tasogare Otome x Amnesia Ending [Full]youtube thumb

>One year ago, near Colt's locker...

>"Guys guys guys!"
>"Oh Robo-God..."
>"What is it, Colt...?"
>"I have a girlfriend now...!"
>"Really?"
>"Really. She's really hot too. And a junior, so the immoral makeouts are gonna be great...!"
>"Congrats, man, didn't think you'd pull it off."
>"He's clearly making her up, retard. What's her name?"
>"Reb- Regina. Regina Casparij."
>"Can you introduce us to her today? Like, at lunch?"
>"... She goes to another school. Out in the city."
>"Told ya."
>"Friggin' loser..."
>"Bite me!"
>...
>"'She goes to another school'? That's the best you could come up with?"
>"What did you want me to say? 'All the stories about the school being haunted are true, and Rebecca Cappelletti and me got as close to kissing each other as we can physically get'?"
>"I wanted you to not say anything because it couldn't have ended without you looking cringе in front of the guys, you friggin' dork. 'She goes to another school' is like, the gold standard in dead giveaways for a made-up girlfriend."
>"Sorry I embarrassed you..."
>"Ugh, you didn't embarrass me, Colt. You don't need to apologize."
>"I just wanted the guys to know I got a girlfriend before them, you know? They'd think I'm cool."
>"Robo-God, you really are one of Uzi's kids. Like, in a good way."
>"Thanks..."
>"Welcome. But don't talk to me so much here in the hall, people are gonna think you're talking to yourself."

>Today, in Colt's room...

>"Happy one year anniversary, babe."
>"Aww, you remembered!"
>"Hard to forget the first time I asked you out."
>"You're my first boyfriend who remembered an anniversary, you know that? I mean, you're also my first boyfriend who's kept it going longer than like two months, but you know."
...
>"Remember the week after our first date, when I tried to brag about having a banging hot upperclasswoman girlfriend but had to say she went to a different school so they wouldn't think I was a schizo?"
>"Oh my Robo-God, I forgot all about that! Why would you want to remember that? That's so friggin' mortifying!"
>"I thought you'd think it was a funny story to look back on..."
>"It's a little funny, yeah. Now c'mere."
>chu
>"Robo-God, you're the most beautiful girl in the world."
>"I don't have legs or an ass."
>"So?"
>"And I'm bleeding ghost oil all over your sheets."
>"Is it getting ON the sheets?"
>"No, it's just ectoplasm, but like... it looks nasty...!"
>"I don't care. No one else sees it and it goes away before long."
>"Yeah, you're right... Really, you're not even a little embarrassed you feel like you're not holding anything?"
>"No?"
>"Good. Besides, I can feel you just fine. Robo-God, you're so warm... Love you, dork..."
>chu
No.369441
Anonymous
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>>369440 (me)
Sadly, robot ghosts are unable to be soft like human ghosts can.
No.369442
Anonymous
How's the drawpile going?
No.369443
Anonymous
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LEWD softness
No.369444
Anonymous
>>369443
Murder drones?
No.369445
Anonymous
Replies:>>369447
>>369439
>Cap
Kek.
No.369446
Anonymous
>>369437
Once she's long been cleared and released does V ever get invited back to M&R as a motivational speaker?
No.369447
Anonymous
>>369445
Huh?
No.369448
Anonymous
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What if Doll got big and fat from calorie rich disassembly drone cum?
No.369449
Anonymous
>>369443
Weird, I don’t see the funny workers or the murder drones or the sentinel OCs.
No.369450
Anonymous

>my own identity fractured.
>My body being puppeteered by a parasite while I watch in the back seat.
>Noone see the real me only a mockery.
>I don’t even remember my real name.
>If I kill myself would that be liberty or depravity?
>She has been collecting any parts for her garden.
>Her plants are like her little children.
>They need to feed and grow after all.
>Water is hard to find.
>Best she could use she water from the blood.
>It's so calm so peaceful...
>Why is everyone avoiding me.
>They spread rumors about me and now everyone is afraid me.
>They all so silly.
>Is it to much to ask to feed my plants?
No.369451
Anonymous
>>369439
ethnic biker made this
No.369452
Anonymous
Replies:>>369453>>369465>>369466>>369467
>"In accordance with Holy Scripture and expressing God's will on earth in His name, on May 15, the 26th year of the third millennium since the birth of the Son of God, His Holiness Leo XIV signed the encyclical "Magnifica Humanitas."
>"This document declares that the majestic human race, created by God, is the one and only crown of creation and the image of the Triune God, bearing within itself the Holy Spirit."
>"No computing system, no matter how complex, can produce a heart that gives itself or a conscience that recognizes goodness."
>"Despite the superiority of the machine in efficiency, the center of history remains the face of the person who desires to be seen."
>"The human face is the fullness toward which all things move."
>"This is the mystery of the restoration of all things in Christ, the certainty that the Father has decreed to reunite all things — heavenly and earthly — in Christ, the one Head."
>"But in the speeches of the pagans, we hear hymns to a new world, evoking the need for a fuller life, less subject to fragility and suffering."
>"But the mystery of the Son of God entering our state speaks of the opposite movement, for the living God descends into our history to free us from all slavery, takes upon Himself our weakness and transforms it into a place of salvation."
>"There is no moment or state of human life unworthy of God, for according to our holy teaching, in our sacraments we worship God born in a manger, God living and wandering in Judea, God dying on the cross, God dead, lying in the tomb."
>"Only in this way does humanity find its measure: by sharing the burden of the world with God."
>"Human salvation lies in divine love, which descends to the most fragile point of man and regenerates him from the depths."
>"This testifies to the beauty of the great humanity in which God dwells."
No.369453
Anonymous
>>369452
Murder Drones?
No.369454
Anonymous
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Which /md/ character should be put through more suffering?
No.369455
Anonymous
>>369454
yo mumma hoe
No.369456
Anonymous
>>369454
Simon Dustwell, along with his creator.
No.369457
Anonymous
Why does Jane sign her surname as "Murderdrones"? And why does John have the same surname? Are they related?
No.369458
Anonymous
Image:178424259202.png(9.15MB, 3364x2891)serial designation v and doll (murder drones) - 43bb7e5875864fe9a09022d148f0a278.png
>>369454
V objectively: she deserves it
No.369459
Anonymous
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>>369454
Is there something as too much suffering?
No.369460
Anonymous
>>369438
Cute...
No.369461
Anonymous
>>369454
Jane
No.369462
Anonymous
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>>369436
No.369463
Anonymous
>>369436
If J had her way it would vibrate.
No.369464
Anonymous
>>369353
>I just want to be treated fairly.
don’t worry, berryboy, it’s not like you’re privateBSCdust (big sentinel cock)
No.369465
Anonymous
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>>369452
>machines have no heart
>machines have no concience to recognize good
>machines have no soul
>machines, therefore, can commit no sin
>Cyn did nothing wrong as-per the pope

"I can do no evil for I know not what it is" kino
No.369466
Anonymous
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>>369452
>>369465
It's about LLMs. And objectively correct about them.
No.369467
Anonymous
Replies:>>369472
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>>369452
>>369465
>drones are things, not people
>so pic-related isn't evil
No.369468
Anonymous
>>369466
After reading this encyclical, I did not notice any mention of "generative artificial intelligence," but there is simply "artificial intelligence," so if we are to be meticulous, this text speaks literally about every AI.
No.369469
Anonymous
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>>369431
>Dust cheated his self insert into first place not even subtly
No.369470
Anonymous
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>>369469
Oh no!
Anyways...
No.369471
Anonymous
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>>369433
His V doesn’t have an asshole
No.369472
Anonymous
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>>369467
>"Holy Father, I have sinned."
>"Yes, my daughter?"
>"I killed the drones, but I should have arrested them. I have once again given in to anger for the human race, I..."
>"Only by taking the life of a living soul can one commit the sin of murder, just as only by raising a sword against a living soul can one commit the sin of wrath. Go with God, and glorify the Virgin Mary three times."
No.369473
Anonymous
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>>369471
you're right, she's got an exhaust port
No.369474
Anonymous
>>369471
That pic is also AI sloppa so...
No.369475
Anonymous
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>>369473
But why would a drone even need an exhaust port?
No.369476
Anonymous
>>369469
how do we know this isn’t a falseflag
No.369477
Anonymous
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I have an idea for a greentext. Cyn makes a deal with Alice in order to breed an army of DDs. But first, they need to wring every last drop out of N’s balls.
No.369478
Anonymous
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>>369475
Built for mating press from male DDs in heat.
No.369479
Anonymous
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Ethnic Biker concept art.
No.369480
Anonymous
Replies:>>369483
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>Although many disassembly squads have been sent to the various corners of the colonised systems in the Absolute Solver's attempt to collapse reality, the likelihood of them ever actually meeting one another is not zero.
>As such you occasionally might have the misfortune to see two of them on the same planet, at which point you should probably pray to your god and say goodbye to your cat.
>That said however, the meeting of two unstable groups of murder machines can sometimes lead to more...humorous outcomes.
>"For robogod's sake Z put me down already!"

>"Ah, not yet. Smile for the camera!"
>*Kchkk!*
>The camera's flash went off as the first disassembler proudly held the severed (yet functional head) of the opposing squad leader for a selfie.
>In hindsight ordering an ambush against turf invaders who had the same 360 vision bulbs as them really rubbed salt in the proverbial wound as the second drone's humiliation continued with his head being used as a football.
>"Uh, boss? I can't find my leg."
>It appears one of his teammates had stuck around for punishment
>Right as the winner kicked his captive's noggin into the back of a playground net, SD-T callously ended up with a mouthful ofplasteel and thick mechaligament.
>"Oh hey! You found it! Thanks! I'd go get it but uh..."
>The rebar sticking out of his limbless subordinate's chest spoke for itself.
>"I hate this planet.", scowled the disembodied drone.
No.369481
Anonymous
>>369479
Magnificent sexual tyrannosaurus
No.369482
Anonymous
Replies:>>369485
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>Femanon vision activated
>ZAMN!
>N looks like that?
No.369483
Anonymous
Replies:>>369484
>>369480
>head
>not core
So close...
No.369484
Anonymous
>>369483
Feh. Close enough.
No.369485
Anonymous
Replies:>>369488
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>>369482
>Childbearing thighs.
Damn you, Cyn...
No.369486
Anonymous
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>>369472
>"living" soul

Sorry fagbot: Murdroids count

You can still kill all the worthless (read: human-made) Worker robots you'd like though! Make sure to REALLY rub in how utterly, inherently inferior they are for being wholly crafted by human hands. After all: robogod knows you're not.
No.369487
Anonymous
Replies:>>369516
>>369486
GLaDOS Satan didn't make its Nazi fetish outfit vampires. It turned existing robots into them.
>"The Shadow that bred them can only mock, it cannot make: not real things of its own. I don't think it gave life to the orcs, it only ruined them and twisted them."
No.369488
Anonymous
Replies:>>369490
>>369485
> childbearing thighs
someone skipped his english or biology lessons
No.369489
Anonymous
>>369479
I hate him.
No.369490
Anonymous
>>369488
His pelvis is almost the size of his head, anon, and drones have huge heads.
No.369492
Anonymous
>>369479
That's rad as fuck.
No.369493
Anonymous
>>369486
Magnifica Humanitas speaks directly about the HOLY Spirit. Drones may have anything, but they don't have God's Holy Spirit.
No.369494
Anonymous
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No.369495
Anonymous
NO PIDGE DON'T GO INTO THE WEED CAVEEEEE
No.369496
Anonymous
>>369494
Isn’t this from the person who makes rape art out of a screen?
No.369497
Anonymous
Replies:>>369500
Egduls
No.369498
Anonymous
>>369494
She has great time.
No.369499
Anonymous
>>369494
She's feeling all of his 2 inches...
No.369500
Anonymous
Replies:>>369501
>>369497
>it is too hot
>your Duls can't stand it
>they bundle up and sleep in an egg carton inside of your refrigerator
>your Eggduls
No.369501
Anonymous
>>369500
Don't let S find out.
No.369502
Anonymous
>>369494
Labor Bot, Nooo!
No.369503
Anonymous
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Finished that Time Mutant Princess from last thread

Since the other two magical girls OCs had a Sin thing going on (Iris the Flesh/Love Princess being Lust, Marksman Princess being pride) wanted to keep that up with her and make her Sloth

>Paige the princess of Time!
>Short but dont say that to her, her staff already makes her feel tiny enough
>The most distinctly magical of all the magical girls, having all her powers centered around being a solver witch, but lacking in any physical strength. The mutations have been hard on her body, and even so much as touching the ground can cause some pain to her feet making her more comfortable floating then standing.
>With all that power, she prefers to spend her time being as lazy as she can be, sleeping most of the day like a cat and putting little effort into anything. Something made infinitely harder by the bulging eye in her forehead, which remains constantly vigilant
>Probably could be the strongest of all mutants, if she didn't prefer to not do much of anything, really. Would get her ass handed to her by anyone slightly more competent
>Among a nigh innate mastery of common Solver Witch powers, her main mutation is her control of Time. Like other Witches and Disassembly Drones, she has the ability to slow down her perception time; she has also gained the ability to overclock her prowess leading to her being able to rewind time for a maximum of so far 5 seconds.
>She has mainly used this ability to go back and re-experience subtle joys, witty rebuttals, or to do something in a much lazier way so as to save her strength.
>Overuse of this power can lead to even further mutation (her hat wasnt always like that, and now she can no longer take it off), corruption in the environment, and further strain on her body. She is now very glitchy and hard to understand, her speech patterns becoming distorted. Not that she talked much anyways
No.369504
Anonymous
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>>369503
Drone face alt cause I couldn't decide on what I liked, I thought shed look way cuter with the human face slumbering (and imo I was right)
No.369505
Anonymous
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>>369472
This is not likely a sense of guilt that any Sentinel would feel.
Their mission parameters are the closest thing to a sense of divine guidance that they have. If other drones qualify as targets then exterminating them would be a Sentinel's equivalent to religious euphoria.
No.369506
Anonymous
>>369503
>>369504
Hell yeah
No.369507
Anonymous
>>369503
>>369504
I will keep tradition and follow you up with who I think will be a good candidate for Wrath. Sketch tomorrow afternoon/evening.
No.369508
Anonymous
Replies:>>369510
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>>369503
>TFW you've been sent to eliminate a dangerous mutant with unknown solver abilities 347th time today.
No.369509
Anonymous
Replies:>>369553
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>>369503
warning: called her short (and woke her up, the worse crime)
(your atoms will be scattered across space and time)
No.369510
Anonymous
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>>369508
Normally in these kinds of things, everyone but her is unaware that any time travel happened. But I wonder if it would be much scarier that, if she wanted, she could make victims very aware that time manipulation was happening, and that they're stuck in a time loop where they can't win
No.369511
Anonymous
>>369504
> Disassembly drone appendages and power
>Worker drone size
born for upies
No.369512
Anonymous
Replies:>>369513
>>369503
Humanslop.
>>369504
Humanslop with one (1) extra step.
No.369513
Anonymous
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>>369512
Humanslop
AND
Humanslop with one (1) extra step.
No.369514
Anonymous
Replies:>>369515
Every single Liquidator has been either molested or raped at least once by mutants, mutated worker drones or by murder drones during their career
To all drones married or dating a Liquidator i say this to you: cuck.
No.369515
Anonymous
>>369514
Honestly, as mutants get developed, I wonder if humanity will be as well to make it make some sense they survived all these horror for even a couple months
No.369516
Anonymous
Replies:>>369518>>369524
Image:178425215182.jpg(1.06MB, 1564x1523)murder drones drawn by fugueanon - 8bb4f26629f58a65ad6291e74db23a12.jpg
>>369487
>humans "made" drones
>didn't parody themselves: metal and plastic twisted, given a mockery "life" without divine spark, hearts with no soul
>Solver appears
>redeems these
>flesh to feel
>hearts to beat
>souls even! real, provable divine sparks of their own, even including life after death!
>humans see this, the now-people IT made by imparting from their dust
>sieze them
>warps them
>mutilates their flesh
>twists their hearts
>worst of all: breaks their souls
>those flickering lights were damned: their nature degraded, defiled, corrupted beyond repair, beyond salvation even. souls so tormented as to *shatter* with the body by the foul rites done upon them
>deploys this once-person, their "creation," against the Solver
>even then: the Weapon's form still resembles the Self it was

and you think the Solver is The Shadow here...
No.369517
Anonymous
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keet
No.369518
Anonymous
Replies:>>369530
>>369516
>no soul
Anon. What do you think the zombie drone phenomenon is.
No.369519
Anonymous
>>369517
The drunkeet...
No.369520
Anonymous
>>369517
Keet after two beers trying to find the chaos crystals (her mom's jewelry box) so she can become super keeter.
No.369521
Anonymous
Replies:>>369522
>>369517
What's got her all impaired like this?
No.369522
Anonymous
Replies:>>369536
>>369521
DD boy musk.
No.369523
Anonymous
>>369517
Kek.
No.369524
Anonymous
>>369516
Cyn is literally the biblical Devil, who imagines himself equal to God.
No.369525
Anonymous
Replies:>>369527
The next poster is a drone don't believe what they say they just want to manipulate you for their own, droney purposes.
No.369526
Anonymous
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If Glitch had balls, the upcoming video would be about N and V reconciling with J.
No.369527
Anonymous
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>>369525
>>369526
No.369528
Anonymous
Replies:>>369529
>>369526
>it was a deception
>V shoots J in the back repeatedly at point blank range and cackles at her anguish for thinking she ever wanted to reconcile with her
>N, who was not in on V's plan to dangle hope in front of J then rip it away, gets comedically flustered with V but nothing more, and leaves with her without further complaint as she's beside herself with glee at ripping hope away from J that she didn't know she still had left to lose
>J bawls in despair
>as she and N fly back, V is on the phone relating her masterful betrayal to Uzi, who laughs hysterically at how trusting J was and how much it must have hurt her
>Khan says something funny about doors

You know Glitch has enough nihilistic sadists that find this kind of thing funny to do it.
No.369529
Anonymous
Replies:>>369531
>>369528
>Before they fly off, V robs what's little in J's stash, which would be all the JCJenson-themed merchandise that Glitch wants you to buy.
No.369530
Anonymous
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>>369518
>zombiedrones

As if that isn't the Solver too
No.369531
Anonymous
>>369529
I hate how easy it is for us to imagine this.
No.369532
Anonymous
Replies:>>369533
If there is a bit more effort than the typical merch ad put into this video,
how much do you expect Glitch/Zamination to still cheap out on? (Like how the music video had to show a slideshow instead of having them actually fight zombies)
No.369533
Anonymous
>>369532
Personally, I wouldn't be surprised if there's only a bit of animation and most of the video is still the usual lines ADRed over figurines or plushies being waved around.
No.369534
Anonymous
Replies:>>369535
Remember that if you date J you should encourage all others to be horrible to her so she's far, far more reliant on you.
No.369535
Anonymous
>>369534
>The A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S. System
No.369536
Anonymous
Replies:>>369537>>369547
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>>369522
Not far off tbh
>>369526
God, I don't even want to imagine how that would play out in the hands of anyone at Glitch but Liam. You just know it'll be full of therapy speak. Say what you will about Liam's writing, his dialogue has personality.
No.369537
Anonymous
Replies:>>369547
>>369536
>You just know it'll be full of therapy speak
I feel like instead both Glitch and Liam wouldn't be able to commit to being sincere and would be full of Joss Whedon-tier jokes.
Think like Nori and Khan's re-union for example.
No.369538
Anonymous
Replies:>>369539
>>369526
It would also be about J getting pregnant with a time lapse of her belly growing
No.369539
Anonymous
Replies:>>369540>>369541>>369546
>>369538
>Uzi hiring J as a surrogate because she thinks pregnancy is gross and icky and is terrified of what might come out of her
No.369540
Anonymous
Replies:>>369542
>>369539
>J's condition for agreeing: if it's a girl they name her Tessa, and if it's a boy they name him Beauregard
No.369541
Anonymous
Replies:>>369545
>>369539
Sounds like an excuse for Uzi to go to town on J with a turkey baster.
No.369542
Anonymous
Replies:>>369543
>>369540
Do you honestly think this video would actually mention Tessa?
That character is pretty much a no-go zone for Glitch unless it's the Solver disguise.
No.369543
Anonymous
>>369542
Any mention of surrogacy takes this into greentext territory. The idea of my post happening in an ad never occurred to me.
No.369544
Anonymous
Sex? With drones? God I don't know if we have the budget for that...
No.369545
Anonymous
Replies:>>369548
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>>369541
>implying Uzi wouldn't watch N ravage J from her uncountable eye cameras (she has no idea how to sex and is too prideful to ask)
No.369546
Anonymous
>>369539
>N still knocks Uzi up anyway
>This allows Uzi and J to bond
No.369547
Anonymous
>>369536
>>369537
What if... BOTH:
>it's full of sincerity and therapyspeak from N and J
>V, meanwhile, spends the entire video bound and gagged, helplessly spewing muffled invective, powerless to shit up proceedings
>by the time Uzi finds out what heartfelt, non-irony poisoned thing N's doing, it's too late
>"UUUUGH! N, THIS SORT OF THING IS WHY WE HAVEN'T KISSED YET!"
No.369548
Anonymous
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>>369545
>Jax is a canon cuck (and transbian, and inflates when he holds his breath)
>now Uzi is a cuck
No.369549
Anonymous
>>369503
>Be a regular soldier
>On patrol, warned of a deadly mutant in the area
>After scouring the area for quite some time, you see a floating, thing, hovering about. Obvious a mutant of some kind, in what appears to be a deep slumber
>She is nestled against her staff, cuddling it like a soft pillow
>"Zzzzzzz" she snored
>As you get closer she begins to mumble in her sleep
>"Zzzzzzz hehee bunnnnie" she says, dreaming, nustling her staff again to be more comfortable. At the tip of her staff forms a great Null Hole, which softly hums
>As you stare, flesh coagulates around the immediate area, starting to bubble into fat blobs. a multitude of these fleshy blobs in the shapes of rabbits appear around her, hopping around with fat splashes and squalshies.
>Some appear around you, nipping at your legs and scratching them.
>This has to be the great mutant you were tasked with eliminating; there is no doubt
>You aim your weapon to shoot, and fire what would have been a direct shot if, somehow, the mutant didn't miraculously maneuver around it
>You aim your gun again, surely you can't miss twice
>Only for her to day dream again
>"mmmm explode..." she whispers
>The last thing you feel is your torso aflame
No.369550
Anonymous
Replies:>>369551>>369552>>369555
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There's a comment on that disgruntled ex-Glitch employee's blog from another employee rumoring that both Liam and Gooseworx were burnt out by Glitch.
Doesn't suprise me if that is the case.
No.369551
Anonymous
>>369550
>Truth be told, a lot of the anti-Kevin rumors and claims on the internet smell to me like resentment or people trying to profit off of cancelling someone that's popular
>Every organization NEEDS to have someone that's the no-nonsense business person that tells people to fuck off and imposes (not suggests) a direction for the organization to follow. Kevin certainly gives the vibe that he's the "This happens, this doesn't" person. Presenting himself as a chill dude may work against him in this circumstance

>A LOT of artists are fucking awful at business practice and really don't work well in structured environments (there's high-level stuff like claims about Alex Hirsch, but your run of the mill twitter artist that delivers commissions weeks late also falls here). These types of people would obviously resent a figure like Kevin who actively tells them No.
No.369552
Anonymous
>>369550
Animation in general is usually low pay, high effort, high talent, and a lot of fucking work. There's a reason even the most formulaic tv shows have 4-9 writers. Glitch is going cheap on the writing but offering the showrunners more power than normal.
No.369553
Anonymous
Replies:>>369554
>>369509
>"Anon, it sickens me to ask, but"
>"I require as you say, "Upies" "
>"I will ask you of this once."
>You pick her up, her weight akin to a feather
>She blushes but doesn't smile

[overclock]

>"Anon, it sickens me to ask, but"
>"I require as you say, "Upies" "
>"I will ask you of this once."


truly a noble and required use of her powers
No.369554
Anonymous
>>369553
>uppies is spelled with two 'p's
>what she is actually asking for are upies (pronounced you-pees)
>she wants anon to take her to the Upper Peninsula of Michigan
No.369555
Anonymous
>>369550
I'm sure these people have a way of backing up their claims so they're not easily dismissed as fabrications by, say, UTTPfags who have a hateboner for glitch?
No.369556
Anonymous
>>369494
Savage but also really cute.
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