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No.360202
Murder drones #366Anonymous
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Drones descend from the heavens to you.
Booru: https://dronebooru.co
Wheel of so many OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf
Wheel of changing modifiers: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf
The wiki inside the really awesome Booru: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character
The actual separate Wiki: wiki.dron
No.360203
Anonymous
>>360202
Oops, forgot previous thread: >>359286
No.360205
Anonymous
Look everybody, OP forgot to capitalize the D in Drones! Let's make fun of them for making such a catastrophic blunder!!!
No.360206
Anonymous
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Ninja Drones
No.360207
Anonymous
OP is going to be molested by two bratty mexican drones as punishment for baking the thread badly
No.360208
Anonymous
Replies:>>360210
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>>360202
I like this ongoing trend of portraying my vife as an angel...
No.360209
Anonymous
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>>360197
qou body emerging from her drone shell
No.360210
Anonymous
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>>360208
Who the hell is Simon?
Why is V with the Belmonts?
No.360211
Anonymous
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>>360197
>>360201
The funky alien getting shoved back into a drone (make the drone big so that she may fit)
No.360212
Anonymous
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>>360197
The alien hunting Yanon for evading drone taxes.
No.360213
Anonymous
>>360212
If there’s a drone tax then pocketsteaks must be on the FBI most wanted list for mass tax dodge
No.360214
Anonymous
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>>360209
Ive been tempeted by that visual already, however:
>1. I dont think that's how they work (prob just her core would pop out a scuttle around instead)
>2. her drone body id like to keep intact because takze ends up using it to make an echo.
>3. dont think people would be happy with me drawing something drone turn not drone on the drone threads.

>>360211
Technically not super difficult, both have a core sytem with their bodys and if Takze can figure it out once with a random WD corpse, she could probably do it again.
No.360215
Anonymous
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>>360212
>>360214
Also not a bad idea, Vel are surface runners so if theres a type of obesk good for finding someone/something, its probably them.
No.360216
Anonymous
>>360211
Fatty
No.360217
Anonymous
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Valentine Bunny Maid from end of last thread
No.360218
Anonymous
>>360210
This implies the possibility of Richter Dustwell
No.360219
Anonymous
>>360217
My father always told me "never fuck a crazy bitch," but...
No.360220
Anonymous
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Frog Mogging
No.360221
Anonymous
>>360220
Anon going AWOOGA and val thinking he is looking at her and she smugs, but then he grabs her and shoves her away and hits on frog.
No.360222
Anonymous
>>360220
Equalize (zero) the fat sacks by turning them into drones, no I will not stop asking, not until we get frog drone Pauline
No.360223
Anonymous
>>360220
mutants have a sliding scale of how fucked you are by how big your tits are. Cyn favors those with milk stocks
No.360224
Anonymous
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>>360220
>i've seen bigger
Pauline X Bonnie booba fight!
No.360225
Anonymous
This is the reason anons keep leaving day after day
No.360226
Anonymous
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>>360220
Is this murder drones anymore
No.360227
Anonymous
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>>360220
And this is related to Murder Drones & Liam or?
No.360228
Anonymous
Image:178016984533.png(159kB, 389x691)Bait used to be believable.png
No.360229
Anonymous
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>Bait so obvious he had to samefag
No.360230
Anonymous
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No.360231
Anonymous
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>>360230
>He represents himself with the actual jobber legion
No.360232
Anonymous
>>360231
>Jobber legion
>Only Legion to actually legitimately win anything ever
No.360233
Anonymous
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>>360226
>>360227
>/md/ showing little interest in actual setting/universe of the show.
Why are you surprised?
No.360234
Anonymous
>>360233
Stop samefagging Tomoe or Sandpaper or whomstever the fuck you are.
No.360235
Anonymous
Anon the more you obviously reply to yourself the sadder this is going to get
No.360236
Anonymous
Replies:>>360250
I wouldn't put it past Pocketsteaks to samefag his mutantslop to make it seem popular.
No.360237
Anonymous
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No.360238
Anonymous
Replies:>>360240
This level of trolling is obviously meant to provoke further creation of lewd Pauline images. That fiend!
No.360239
Anonymous
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>>360212
What the fuck are drone taxes
No.360240
Anonymous
>>360238
> further creation of lewd DRONE Pauline images.
Fixed that for you (I'm down bad for the frog can)
No.360241
Anonymous
>>360239
not enough drone drawings
No.360242
Anonymous
Replies:>>360325
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>>360224
never
ever
too scandalous
No.360243
Anonymous
Drones?
No.360244
Anonymous
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>>360233
Ah, yes. I remember random naked women being an important part of MD's universe.
No.360245
Anonymous
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>Not even 12 seconds apart
the desperation is palpable
No.360246
Anonymous
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I’ve got nothing new to post. So I’m reposting this during the current trolling storm.
No.360247
Anonymous
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>>360245
>Wait, are there multiple people disagreeing with me? NO! IMPOSSIBLE! THAT CAN'T BE! After all, it's only me and Pocketsteaks in here! There's no way that could happen!
No.360248
Anonymous
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>>360247
The words you're saying are completely right, but you're saying them to irritate everyone, not because you genuinely believe them.
No.360249
Anonymous
>>360247
>>360248 (me)
We are not the same.
No.360250
Anonymous
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>>360236
I am a 34 (male) and still frequent the Murder Drone boards daily, I find myself unable to live a normal life. My life is haunted by the shadows of Pocketsteaks, any time I hear the words "Pocket" or "Steaks" I freak out and cause a scene. I once had sex with my now ex-girlfriend, and when I saw she was a normal naked human woman. I yelled "Drones?!" at the top of my lungs and asked her to leave. I haven't seen her since. I got an invite to my chud best friend's birthday party, and he tried to be cute with a little "PS" at the bottom, as if I would not have been able to tell it was Pocketsteaks samefagging. Any genuine suggestions in order to return back to normal?
No.360251
Anonymous
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EMERGENCY Y DEPLOYED, LOOK AT THE Y NOT AT THE BAIT, DO NOT ENGAGE WITH THE BAIT LOOK AT THE Y, THINK ABOUT Y
No.360252
Anonymous
>>360251
Tasty
No.360253
Anonymous
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La keetura...
No.360254
Anonymous
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>>360244
It's actually insane how many drawfags do nothing but OC. But again, that's probably for the best considering what some people in here are into
No.360255
Anonymous
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>>360220
sexo frog riled up the baitards. mix her with Bonnie and you've got a bullfrog
No.360256
Anonymous
>>360254
I don’t really write about canon because I never know what to do with it.
No.360257
Anonymous
>>360254
Well, first of all some idiot thought it was smart to section off drawing requests from the main thread, and secondly the last request in that ill-considered thread was a month ago.
Believe it or not drawfags are not wage employees obliged to provide you a constant reliable stream of art.
Bare minimum, you'd be more likely to get what you want by requesting something specific, with descriptions if you can and maybe even a reference of some kind.
Vaguebitching about lack of posts or threadshitting about OCs is a waste of your time and has basically zero chance of getting you any more of the kind of art you would prefer to see.

Unless of course your goal is to simply reduce thread quality.
If your desire for specific canon or at least canon compliant art is sincere, you will serve yourself and the thread by requesting instead of whining.
No.360258
Anonymous
Murder Drones has been over for two years.
No.360259
Anonymous
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LESS BAIT TAKING MORE BEING DISTRACTED BY DRONES WITH SWEETS
No.360260
Anonymous
Replies:>>360263
Requesting N visiting Jax in the cuckquarium
No.360261
Anonymous
>>360247
kek
accurate
No.360262
Anonymous
>>360246
Max Payne POV.
No.360263
Anonymous
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>>360260
The cuckwhat now?
No.360264
Anonymous
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>>360224
Cow Moggign
No.360265
Anonymous
>>360264
I volunteer to be in the middle of that sandwich
No.360266
Anonymous
>>360264
Not even Murder Drones
No.360267
Anonymous
>>360264
Fatties
No.360268
Anonymous
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No.360269
Anonymous
>>360263
>he doesn't know
No.360270
Anonymous
Drowns?
No.360271
Anonymous
Danger?
No.360272
Anonymous
Bones?
No.360273
Anonymous
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>>360254
are you saying we should draw Sentinels plowing Akita?
No.360274
Anonymous
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>>360273
This but Tech Jacket instead of sentinels.
No.360275
Anonymous
>>360273
Diney-saurs
No.360276
Anonymous
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>>360274
What is the connection between Tech Jacket and the various types of men (Liberty Men, Biker Men, etc.)?
No.360277
Anonymous
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Drones should be fucking other drones, or shadow/silhouette humans.
No.360278
Anonymous
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>>360277
Male drones should fuck other male drones and female drones should fuck humans only
No.360279
Anonymous
Replies:>>360283
drones should fuck me
No.360280
Anonymous
>>360277
Correct.
No.360281
Anonymous
>>360276
he is not connected to any of them
he's an actual character
No.360282
Anonymous
>>360278
Correct.
No.360283
Anonymous
>>360279
no me
No.360284
Anonymous
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>>360278
BORING
No.360285
Anonymous
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>>360277
BORING
No.360286
Anonymous
>>360284
>>360285
>t. el ogro de michoacan
No.360287
Anonymous
>>360277
YESSS
No.360288
Anonymous
EVERYONE RUN UZI WENT INTO HEAT!!!
No.360289
Anonymous
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When a drone dies, do they go to robot heaven?
No.360290
Anonymous
>>360278
YESSS
No.360291
Anonymous
>>360289
A zombie drone with zero relation to the Solver probably does.
The ones who do, though, they're stuck in samsara until Uzi figures out how to release them, if she even cares. And then a good amount of them are probably going to robot hell, unless you believe in robot apokatastasis.
No.360292
Anonymous
Replies:>>360293
Emily, patron saint of raping humans, has decreed that ALL human men belong to drones
No.360293
Anonymous
>>360292
Especially biker men.
No.360294
Anonymous
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I wonder if anyone here has actually jerked it to any of the NSFW posted here
No.360295
Anonymous
>>360294
>he doesn't have a dedicated lewd drones folder
NGMI
No.360296
Anonymous
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>>360255
If bullfrog is the Bonnie ship name what’s the other solver war ship names
No.360297
Anonymous
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>>360296
>what’s the other solver war ship names
Trash
Garbage
Junk
Rubbish
No.360298
Anonymous
>V leaned against the frame with crossed arms.
>Her yellow optics narrowed in annoyance.
>She didn’t want to be here.
>She never wanted to be anywhere near that purple drone nuisance.
>She only brought troubles to the both of them.
>But after the third urgent of increasingly unhinged messages.
>V’s patience run thin.
>“You said it was an emergency. If this is another one of your angsty shenanigans then I’m leaving.”
>Uzi didn’t snap back at her usual "bite me" venom.
>She was curled up in the corner of her messy workspace.
>Her visor flickering with symbols that crawled across the surface like dying insects.
>A familiar holographic mug.
>No it was some random scrap of metal.
>floating above her palm, slowly rotating.
>“…Just get in and close the door.”
>V stepped inside anyway, her tail flicking.
>The door sealed shut behind her slowly.
>Uzi finally looked up.
>Her usual edgy confidence was gone.
>She looked exhausted.
>She asked V something and gesturing at the floating object.
>“I thought I was actually building cool things."
>"Changing matter and making weapons.. "
>“Yeah? You made that sick as hell railgun. Defeating Cyn. Big deal, we all know that. No need to inflated your big ego”
>Uzi let the object drop.
>It hit the floor with a wet, fleshy noise instead of a metallic clink.
>V’s eyes widened slightly.
>“Pick it up.” Uzi said quietly.
>V extended her clawed hand in confusion, half expecting a trick.
>The moment her fingers closed around the thing, the illusion fractured for her.
>It wasn’t scrap. It was a hologram
>V dropped it instantly.
>“What the hell?”
>That’s what I’ve been telling myself for weeks.
>“Every time I thought I was practicing with Solver constructs… I wasn’t."
>"I was just making everyone see what I wanted them to see. All of it. Just… pretty illusions from cyn arsenal. ”
>V’s expression darkened.
>“You’re saying the solver still mind-fucking us this whole time?”
>“Yeah, how many rogue holograms still on the loose?”
>“I don’t know. But it gets worse.”
>“I tried to find some kind of solution. I tried to make a counter-program."
>"Something to dispel the Solver’s layers. I studied the code for days.”
>V watched silently as Uzi’s visor glitched harder and pulsing violently.
>“I cast it. Or… I tried to...My mind kept wandering to every horrible thing I’ve seen. Everytime I watched myself get eaten. Or everytime N looked at me like I was a traitor.”
>Uzi’s voice cracked.
>“I think I cast the dispel on everything on accident, V.”
>The whole place flickered.
>For a single frame, the illusion dropped.
>Then the image snapped back to normal.
>V stared at Uzi, for once completely speechless.
>Uzi hugged herself tighter, voice barely a whisper.
>“I don’t know what’s still real anymore. I don’t know if I’m real. And now… whatever I just did… it’s spreading."
>She looked up at V with genuine, raw horror in her eyes.
>“What the hell do we do?”
No.360299
Anonymous
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>>360294
i jerk off to privatedust's pictures
No.360300
Anonymous
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No.360301
Anonymous
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>>360300
Do SteakPosters know anything about Drones?
No.360302
Anonymous
>>360301
Theres a drone right there
No.360303
Anonymous
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>>360294
Itanon’s hubba
No.360304
Anonymous
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>>360301
do you know your can go to /co/ where you'll never have to deal with those nasty OCs ever again?
No.360305
Anonymous
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>>360299
Preposterous...
No.360306
Anonymous
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It sucks hearing all the other Glitch people getting together and hanging out, because they never talk about Liam. He really did just bail.
At least drones remain.
No.360307
Anonymous
>>360303
Actual cum for brains.
No.360308
Anonymous
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>>360304
Are there even MD threads on CO anymore?
No.360309
Anonymous
>>360308
Not in a while.
No.360310
Anonymous
>>360306
I like the idea of hanging out
No.360311
Anonymous
Replies:>>360491
Taking Strawberry out for a Picnic.
No.360312
Anonymous
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>>360297
ill come out with them then

Abnormal - Abby x Bonnie
Bane - Jane x Bonnie
Bullfrog - Bonnie x Pauline
Jabby - Jane x Abby
Abfrog - Abby x Pauline
Absquito - Abby x Valentine
BugFrog - Valentine x Pauline
Bloatfly - Jane x Valentine
Horsefly - Bonnie x Valentine
No.360313
Anonymous
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turiturichikipipuchikirikipipuchikipimpumpum
No.360314
Anonymous
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>>360313
sakalapachakamakalakamakawakasakashakalakawapapapapaapapapdapapaaaaaaaaaaadapaaaaaaaaaaaaaaparrapguamguam
No.360315
Anonymous
Replies:>>360316
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>>360306
Are you being dense or stupid?
From what the other VA's said. Only Kovach and the main art team have directly interacted with Liam.
He's just a very shy guy and gave notes for voices or orders to another in-studio person that he trusted

>Source?
Murder Drones Reunion Panel (Momocon 2026)youtube thumb
No.360316
Anonymous
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>>360315
>He's just a very shy guy
No.360317
Anonymous
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>>360313
>>360314
Did the SchizoGPT break?
No.360318
Anonymous
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>>360317
pipipipipipiiiiiiiii
No.360319
Anonymous
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No.360320
Anonymous
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>>360319
Do all OCs hate their creators?
No.360321
Anonymous
>>360320
Probably not all of them. Most of mine wouldn't kill me.
No.360322
Anonymous
>>360317
SD-X flew past the /md/ section of plus servers again. Her schizo beams must have fried something in the system.
No.360323
Anonymous
>>360319
Kissu
No.360324
Anonymous
>>360320
Probably, I keep giving them dramatic deaths.
No.360325
Anonymous
>>360242
YES!
No.360326
Anonymous
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>>360264
ABSOLUTE BONNIE VICTORY!
No.360327
Anonymous
>>360296
Kek.
No.360328
Anonymous
Image:178019046443.jpg(146kB, 1300x1083)serial designation x (original character) drawn by x-anon - 29230099f116292e5d7b1cc6f9072fc2.jpg
>>360319
Do you think X suffers, or is she fine with her state? Do you think she's even aware?(of her madness or the Solver: take your pick)
No.360329
Anonymous
>>360312
>Horsefly
I don't know why, but this made me laugh out loud.
No.360330
Anonymous
>>360320
I wanted to say, as usual, that I don't have any OCs and I have nothing to be afraid of, but I just realized that I actually created my own OCs, damn it. I really have OCs! And they have to do with dronification and gay innuendos... fuck, I hope Freud really was just snorting cocaine and talking shit.
No.360331
Anonymous
Replies:>>360337
>>360312
ranked from least to most toxic

Abnormal
BullFrog
AbFrog
BugFrog
Bane
Bloatfly
Horsefly
Jabby
No.360332
Anonymous
can this katamari nigger stop clogging my screen
No.360333
Anonymous
>>360294
It would be a crime not to when some of it is so well drawn.
No.360334
Anonymous
>>360294
I would destroy a drone but I find no drone nsfw interesting.
No.360335
Anonymous
>>360294
I usually open Booru and search for content for masturbation.

If God really exists, he'll bring Snow and the moderators to task for how many times I've been tempted.
No.360336
Anonymous
Replies:>>360338
Image:178019145024.png(377kB, 1000x2035)7b274544028c20af0854bd371c938785.png
Need Tessa's milk...
No.360337
Anonymous
Image:178019158975.png(1.40MB, 1174x712)jane the human (original character) drawn by pocketsteaks - a54328ef92e5a8f0e3941a34c09c1178.png
>>360331
>"toxicity"
>it's just proximity to Jane

Fair enough. The rat ruins (almost) everything she touches
No.360338
Anonymous
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>>360336
Out of all human, OC or otherwise, whose milk taste bests?
You know Jane and Valentines are fucking ick
No.360339
Anonymous
Replies:>>360341
>>360338
None of the humans are pregnant besides maybe Valentine with her minions so none. Abby's would give you mutations though.
No.360340
Anonymous
Isn't it really fucked how Vicious claimed a general term such as FemAnon to describe herself?
No.360341
Anonymous
>>360339
>Valentine canonically the only human who can produce milk
>technically a milf
I can’t tell if we should hide her further from Cyn or ITanon
No.360342
Anonymous
>>360338
Probably J's because-
>human
Fuck. I'd say Bonnie, but she doesn't eat well.
No.360343
Anonymous
Replies:>>360344>>360345>>360358
>Valentine finds out her god she’s been worshipping is just some weird milk pervert and her entire existence boils down to milk
Cyn can’t keep getting away with this
No.360344
Anonymous
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>>360343
She already did.
No.360345
Anonymous
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Image:178019252482.jpg(370kB, 490x850)serial designation n, cyn, absolute solver, and cynwalker (murder drones) drawn by lewdanon - 6c65a022abe3baff9d4cbca4fba14a0c.jpg
>>360343
Blood isn't milk! Techically!

No matter the hole it comes out of...
>inb4 Val discovers humans are mere cattle to Cyn
>in every sense
>now gets lead around on a leash while Cyn brags ("prizewinning mutant") to the other gods
No.360346
Anonymous
>>360345
Beyond Imagine this is Make Reality
No.360347
Anonymous
Replies:>>360401
Why’s Cyn so incredibly based
No.360348
Anonymous
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>>360211
>So uh. whacha guys want?
Qou or Drone Qou seggs, its very simple
>>360212
>>360215
You will not catch me, Did you forget that I have a Vel Priest and a Jut Caveguard to protect me?
No.360349
Anonymous
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>>360212
I am sorry Y but Serakuthil is my new wife, I can only have one at a time you must understand
No.360350
Anonymous
Replies:>>360352
KISSU!
No.360351
Anonymous
Replies:>>360368
Never tell a drone to eat your whole ass, worst mistake of my life.
No.360352
Anonymous
>>360350
KISSU-U!
No.360353
Anonymous
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>>360338
Human breast milk has a much more individual flavor, but it's much less fatty and more like water or soy in consistency, and it's SWEET. Since our diet is so high in sugar, it's sweeter than cow's milk, especially fresh, but that's only as long as the mother eats sugar. But most importantly, it's safe (except for Jane), compared to the ones described below.

In mutants, it could be anything, even something that would hardly be considered milk. If Cyn had no influence whatsoever and simply let biology do the rest, I have no doubt this crap would be fatal. Abby might even have nanite acid leaking from her breasts. Solver sapiens are out for the same reason; too risky. But if Cyn were to make the breast milk of its slaves safe for consumption, it would taste anything, depending on the DNA sequence—be it 100% cow's milk or something indescribable. But in solver sapiens, it would be similar to human milk, maybe richer than human milk, but less fatty than cow's milk.

Disassembly drones and witches are like mutants, but more complicated. They have biological organs and an endless energy source, and since they likely contain meat with human DNA, I could theoretically imagine they could have mammary glands. Thanks to surgery, of course, but still. But that crap could be anything, and its composition could be such that it would take a very, very long time for you to die. Witches could perhaps tune their glands to produce normal, even delicious milk, but the question is how difficult that would be for them. Overall, the taste should also resemble human milk, but with a strong metallic aftertaste due to the large number of nanites.

Sentinel drones are in a unique position again. They're like disassembly drones, except their meat, their DNA, and their source of energy and nanites aren't created by vore satan, so I have some suspicions that maybe, just maybe, sentinel drones could produce non-lethal milk. That's all. The taste would likely be similar to human milk, and the nanites wouldn't kill you, but nothing more. Although, perhaps it would be possible to tune sentinel drone systems to the milk's quality, such as fat content and overall composition, something that couldn't be done with disassembly drones due to their Solver designation.

Worker drones cannot have their own milk, only attachments, so "their" milk will taste like whatever milk they pour in.

My answer: Eliza Holly. Absolute safe and sweet, thanks to her extremely balanced and healthy diet for a wealthy scientist woman.
No.360354
Anonymous
>>360345
Sweet blood milk?
I can spin this to still be hot.
>>360353
So scientific I almost think this was written by Holly as Holly propaganda…
No.360355
Anonymous
Image:178019660086.png(232kB, 640x372)IMG_5028.png
Anons don’t even ask their wives for Milk anymore they just look at them like this
No.360356
Anonymous
>>360246
Need this with doll boobs
No.360357
Anonymous
Replies:>>360361
>>360264
Bonnie boobers...
No.360358
Anonymous
>>360343
>>360345
>Valentine sold her species and soul to a demon obsessed with incest, breast milk, and vore.
I think her dad beat her not enough.
No.360359
Anonymous
I asked for a J job and she knocked herself out trying to take off her dress.
No.360360
Anonymous
Image:178019674676.jpg(79kB, 1638x2048)1754111984421507.jpg
>>360294
I've lost so much seed to doll sex
No.360361
Anonymous
>>360357
Bonnie might mog her but I’ll still campaign for frog tits
No.360362
Anonymous
>>360353
>entire post written in scientific jargon proclaims Holly's Whole Milk as the superior option
Suspicious. For me, it's Louisa's Private Reserve. Hand milked by loving N studs at Cyn's Happy Hucow Farms after a fulfilling day of mocking the poor and beating orphans. Happy hucows make happy milk. Warning: Louisa's Private Reserve may contain up to 15% residual (N)anites. Side effects may include: extreme love of doing anything, polymerization of bones, flesh sloughing off, hair-and-eye color change, loss of teeth, growth of a fanged toothplate, and complete N-ification.
No.360364
Anonymous
Replies:>>360366
Image:178019830201.png(123kB, 395x778)1768045411918.png
>>360353 (me)
I'll add this, since there are more types of drones and I may have simply forgotten some.

From a purely biological standpoint, bug drones will also have milk. In our world, there are species of spiders and one species of viviparous cockroach that produce something similar to milk, and it's much more nutritious than cow's or human milk. However, spider milk is more like sour cream in consistency, containing about four times more fat. Cockroach milk, on the other hand, is a completely typical liquid, but very, very nutritious. However, the question still remains whether humans can drink bug drone milk, since they evolved from ordinary drones, and HOW they did so is incredibly important.

Enforcer drones don't have any biological parts, so trying to milk them is just as effective as milking worker drones. Mutated enforcer drones are just like mutant humans, it's just not worth it because of the danger of the resulting fluid.
No.360365
Anonymous
Replies:>>360367>>360369>>360375>>360415
Image:178019850111.png(35kB, 799x756)droneless.png
>>360181
No.360366
Anonymous
>>360364
Bugdwone....
No.360367
Anonymous
>>360365
KEK
No.360368
Anonymous
>>360351
If it's not DD or SD, then no problem. Otherwise, RIP.
No.360369
Anonymous
>>360365
Kek.
No.360370
Anonymous
Replies:>>360372
Image:178019963435.png(59kB, 400x225)174889712275.png
It is with great shame that I write you this letter my descendant.
Our family has come across dire straights with our finances
Even my pact with the fishmen can't keep up
During my several weeks long sexfest with the countess, that vampiric beast of a woman, I had unwittingly signed away one of my descendants to me wed to one of her descendants for more gold and baubles I could even imagine
And then I killed her thinking I made the contract null and void while keeping the cash
Unfortunately that's not how contracts work, so if you are reading this you are to be wed to the Von Dronus heiress effective immediately
Your dowry has been paid for and you will be delivered to your bride to be upon you finishing this letter
No.360371
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:178020017287.mp4(357kB / 0:00:10 / h264+aac, 320x568)temptation.mp4
>>360348
>>360349
I see Yanon is still getting his faith tested but the loosely clothed tribal aliens
I wish him the best
No.360372
Anonymous
>>360370
Well, it looks like I'll have to continue the glorious work of that stupid, lustful old man and become a vampire killer.

May Christ help me in my fight against the evil.
No.360373
Anonymous
Replies:>>360405
Image:178020089992.png(479kB, 1243x983)176247266162.png
No.360374
Anonymous
>>360353
[fact check: this post was was payed for by the galactic foundation for evil scientist women getting their titties sucked]
No.360375
Anonymous
>>360365
“oh you’re a Solver alright, just not an Absolute one..”
>“oh yeah? what’s the difference?”
“PRESENTATION!”
♫BITE ME♫ 「Nightcore」 → AJ DiSpirito ft. Zephyrianna ♡【LYRICS】youtube thumb
No.360376
Anonymous
Replies:>>360377
>>360320
Considering I’ve put a bunch of OCs into fates worse than death and not even my own OC's. I wouldn’t blame them.
No.360377
Anonymous
>>360376
Only one of mine would brutally murder me. The other two would just be "eh, whatever" since I didn't torture them too much.
No.360378
Anonymous
Replies:>>360380>>360390>>360397
Image:178020372868.jpg(66kB, 1280x720)Hello artist.jpg
Hello, drone artist? I'd like to commission some human art please
No.360379
Anonymous
>trying to write the word cunt
>keep writing cynt
my brain is so toasty fried...
No.360380
Anonymous
Replies:>>360381
Image:178020447177.png(20kB, 393x519)Spoiler image
>>360378
okay here is your human art
No.360381
Anonymous
Replies:>>360595
>>360380
this is the new OC
Pocketslops draw her kissing another girl NOW
No.360382
Anonymous
Replies:>>360383>>360385>>360386>>360388>>360389>>360391>>360399>>360402>>360415>>360421>>360427
Image:178020515589.png(263kB, 1285x1089)amdarald herald emerald amdarald.png
>>360183
No.360383
Anonymous
Replies:>>360384
>>360382
>try tongue but hole
Well, it's possible.
No.360384
Anonymous
>>360383
try thrusting
No.360385
Anonymous
>>360382
try holding with both hands, and then up!
No.360386
Anonymous
Image:178020655392.png(253kB, 640x703)lustful pomni.jpg
>>360382
She's beautiful
No.360387
Anonymous
>>360320
It would be hard to explain to someone that it would have cost you nothing to make them happy and you chose not to.
No.360388
Anonymous
>>360382
Try attacking from rear
No.360389
Anonymous
>>360382
cute!!
No.360390
Anonymous
Replies:>>360396>>360450>>360477
Image:178020961256.png(127kB, 900x811)Totally normal humans.png
>>360378
Have an oldie
No.360391
Anonymous
>>360382
Holy kekl.
No.360392
Anonymous
Replies:>>360393
Image:178021216622.png(79kB, 372x427)177966466901.png
>"Ms. Amda?"
>"Yeah, Negev?"
>"Uh... oh Robo-God, this is... did you and Grandma really have a lot of... you know... with human guys back in Cabin Fever...?"
>"Did Nori tell you that?"
>"Yeah. She said there was this one guy in particular on the security team you were 'gagging for'."
>"No, we didn't. We're mass produced industrial robots, we don't have the parts for it. She'd just ask them if they wanted to. Really, really crudely."
>"Oh..."
>"Sorry you had to find out your grandma's life wasn't that exciting. Or mine..."
>"... Was there a guy on the security team you were gagging for, though?"
>"... No..."
No.360393
Anonymous
Image:178021274409.jpg(39kB, 1024x871)1752976354193.jpg
>>360392
In truth, only one CFL drone got anywhere close to developing a relationship with a human, and it lasted for a minute or so.
No.360394
Anonymous
Image:178021304380.png(177kB, 812x708)@qkrmwn.png
No.360395
Anonymous
Image:178021391321.jpg(85kB, 2048x1393)@dizzel_ee.jpg
No.360396
Anonymous
>>360390
>t. hausofdecline
No.360397
Anonymous
Image:178021487978.png(51kB, 1034x1375)zoemalecynmadeforBIP.png
>>360378
How about both?
No.360398
Anonymous
I'm imagining J dressed as the batshit Pentex military bitch from Hunter: the Parenting. They're both corporate drones who love murder and work for a universe-ending entity pretending to be a megacorp, after all.
No.360399
Anonymous
>>360382
Awwwww
No.360400
Anonymous
Replies:>>360416
>>360206
>Ninja Gaiden but you're playing as a Drone fighting DDs
No.360401
Anonymous
>>360347
>t. woman from vice city
No.360402
Anonymous
Replies:>>360403
>>360382
This of course brings up who’d be the lurker and who the bosses would be
Mutants probably.
No.360403
Anonymous
>>360402
The Solver would be less a silly Cyn critter and more a primal force slowly consuming/converting the planet, kept at bay by the ritual sacrifice of particularly strong hosts. Replace hollowing with corruption, and Fire is instead that anti-Solver influence. So most bosses would be amalgamations of drone and meat. Imagine skeletons just being drone endoskeletons running at you.
The player-character's a host, which would definitely qualify as being a bearer of a curse, and now gets to choose whether to join the long line of kindling and burn away to keep the dark at bay, or walk off into the dark, letting themself and the world succumb to it. Or follow LD-A, the Scholar of the First Cyn's advice, compile a perfect patch from those who failed to do so before you, and march into the darkness, free of the Solver's corruption yet fully in control of its powers, master of your own destiny.
No.360404
Anonymous
Replies:>>360417>>360435
Image:178022037259.png(93kB, 536x307)TheTrap.png
>>360348
>>360349
>You will not catch me
Don't be so sure of yourself, Drone IRS is no joke
No.360405
Anonymous
Replies:>>360406
>>360373
Faggot bot that needs to be fixed.
No.360406
Anonymous
Replies:>>360407
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>>360405
With hot Man on drone gay sexo?
No.360407
Anonymous
Replies:>>360409
Image:178022163359.jpg(106kB, 1000x1300)1768045412311.jpeg
>>360406
Yes, anon, with hot Man on drone gay sexo.
No.360409
Anonymous
Image:178022185843.jpg(64kB, 1000x1028)6f94f342f019b664b8c87a8a47198b35.jpeg
>>360407
>How to tell boy and girl DDs apart when you can't see the legs?
>Boy drones have bigger backplates and are less aggressive
No.360410
Anonymous
Replies:>>360420
Image:178022916115.png(388kB, 1062x1300)It already knew them before they came.png
Bonus V log
>「Retrieving deleted audio log」
>「Audio log needs access」
>「Overriding access」
>「Welcome Administrator C-YN」
>「Loading audio in 3」
>「2」
>「1」
>「buzzing noiss can be heard before anyone spoked」
>「V:John...I appreciate you givinf us you're book on...whatever-」
>「John: It's not just "whatever" V. This is important so you guys dont-」
>「V:I GET IT!....I get it. Making sure we dont do anything stupid, or dumb, or whatever. Especially with N being overly friendly」
>「V:...But something have been bothering me when you showed me this」
>「V:Well to be more precise what you said. You said that you encounter two of these null artifacts...umm.."gaurdians"?」
>「V:Because in your very own notes you stated its a near 100 fatality rate. But yet you came out alive from both encounters. How?」
>「There was a brief pause before John spoke」
>「John:The first one...I wish I can recall it well but sadly cant. These things appear to have the ability to affect the mind onna deep subconscious level. Aka affecting memories and such」
>「John:How ever for the second one....it was more...how to put...eeeeeh "personal"」
>「V:Personal? How?」
>「John: Well before I became one of many people...well "drones" on managing and maintaining the doors...when I first got here thid outpost was doing something ambitious」
>「V:That being?」
>「John:Going out at sea. Turns out some few drones here founded and repaired a old ship. Luckily enough it was strong enough to pierce the ice by the docks that is a few miles out from this post. North east from here」
>「John: I was the one out of the total 13 who came alive out of the first voyage. Everyone else simply got killed」
>「V:Let me guess: from its "guardian?"」
>「John:Yup. Though if you been attention whag I wrote in that little journal of mines you'll realize thess null artifacts aren't boundsd by size and its material」
>「John:When we fiest came across it you can see it over the horizon. And it was quite big from that distance alone. So imagine how big it must of been when your up close to it? Cause if you ask me it sorta built like one of those sci-fi pyramids with those weirc spheres added to the top」
>「V:I see...but how this one is personal? As you sa-」
>「John: Because the guardian called me by name」
>「V:wh-」
>「John: It came from the past. And as it sank down the ship. Killed everyone but me. As it dragged me to the very depths where no light can even pierce it. It let me know WHO it was. Where we first meet before this whole planet was glassed」
>「John:Body all jagged. Covered in jagged spikes. Those spiraling eyes staring down upon me in the very darkness itself...before eventually it started to squeeze me. Forcing all the air out of my body till it eventually made me pass out」
>「John: Till eventually I woke up back up on land. Ship back on shore...well what at least remains of it...before I told everyone a false tale of what happened, it told me this before I left」
>「John:"John. I've been keeping a close eye on you when you first woken up. For I know a part of you has long sizzled out. Awaiting your fate that is long deserving"」
>「John:"But yet that drive still lingers deep within. And for thaf I decree you be banshed from the very sea. Including The Hounds that IT keeps on its leash. Until then, may your woes be many and your days few"」
>「A small moment of silence filled the room」
>「John:...You know...its funny. It banished you,J and N before you guys even arrive. And I find that interesting. Wanna know why?」
>「John:Cause not once within its past life it never encounters you guys or THEM. It really makes you think how anomalous the solver truly is huh?」
>「John:So its best that you guys listen to its advice and not go for a "swim". Unless you really want to "drown"」
>「End of audio log」
>「Archiving audio log」
>「Renaming log: Dont keep secrets from me my pets log 2」
No.360411
Anonymous
Replies:>>360413>>360418>>360428
Image:178023059091.jpg(413kB, 3720x2092)uzi doorman and pepe (murder drones) drawn by grimahlnik - 74b7821deec4d46494697cd23c6c6bc6.jpg
Finally spilled my spaghetti guys: I used the word "clang" with my family last night. I was able to pass it off. They don't know. I think.
No.360412
Anonymous
>>360217
> bunny maid
i thought it was just an oversized bow
No.360413
Anonymous
Replies:>>360430
Image:178023270673.jpg(4.67MB, 2209x3980)TheHarem.jpg
>>360411
When are you going to man up and introduce your drone wife(s) to your parents?
No.360414
Anonymous
Image:178023298784.png(1.23MB, 2480x2480)pepkot_skits_gets_it.png
>>360319
>>360320
yes
No.360415
Anonymous
Image:178023360355.jpg(37kB, 661x583)Gj37ELyWEAAMhR2.jpg
>>360365
kek
>>360382
cutie Amda, and kek filename
> make funpost, merc locks on to it and makes yet another drawing
doofenshmirtz ain't got SHIT on my nickels
No.360416
Anonymous
>>360400
> suitably brutal difficulty
No.360417
Anonymous
Replies:>>360419>>360436>>360598
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>>360348
Ill consider it if you pay your taxes fucko
>>360404
We shall get him one day

Now for some fun early morning facts:
>Lots of information regarding Obesk's moods can be visualized through their receptors much like facial expressions
>They can curl, uncurl, twist or even point to get some emotions across, or even just gesture with them.
>Uncurled or 'loose' receptors can indicate calmness, feeling relaxed, or even indicate a level of intoxication.
>Speaking of intoxication, its very likely these things get drunk off citrus.
>So why is that pie suspiciously lemon scented?
No.360418
Anonymous
>>360411
PUNCH Uzi
No.360419
Anonymous
>>360417
the funky drone bake
No.360420
Anonymous
>>360410
Based.
No.360421
Anonymous
Replies:>>360422>>360426>>360431
>>360382
Now you gotta show the the aftermath.
No.360422
Anonymous
Replies:>>360431
>>360421
>Amda's on-model here
>she doesn't have a but hole to tongue
>so Anon the Bearer of the Curse just tongues where her but hole would be if she was human
No.360423
Anonymous
Replies:>>360424>>360425>>360452
You think domesticated oogis behaved differently than wild oogis?
No.360424
Anonymous
>>360423
No such thing. You can't domesticate oogis. They're too goblin.
No.360425
Anonymous
Image:178024328075.jpg(1,019kB, 1920x1080)6b02b49fb63166360f237a0a0afc1468.jpg
>>360423
Differently to an extent.
No.360427
Anonymous
>>360426
>>360382
Amda is feeling romantical
No.360428
Anonymous
>>360411
Hugging Uzi
No.360429
Anonymous
Replies:>>360434>>360439>>360444
>>360172
>And Bunny, the All-gooning!
Bunny tries to kill (You) and her boss fight is her getting bred by the tarnished Anon
No.360430
Anonymous
>>360413
I thought that was a minecraft chest next to her
No.360431
Anonymous
Replies:>>360433
>>360421
>>360422
>Amda is a CFL test subject, ergo her scary flesh hole(s) only manifest when she's feeling particular witchy
>This still doesn't deter Anon, Bearer of the Curse, from fulfilling his anointed duty
No.360432
Anonymous
We should pit all the contentfags against eachother in a tournament to see who would win.
No.360433
Anonymous
Replies:>>360437
>>360431
Amda's an ordinary zombie drone, like Alice.
No.360434
Anonymous
>>360429
bunny is the small solo boss who summons in the big guy at half hp
No.360435
Anonymous
Image:178024676549.png(403kB, 619x598)92758e7c-2753-407e-a175-e75fbdbf8012.png
>>360404
A trap most devious
No.360436
Anonymous
Replies:>>360598
Image:178024752969.png(59kB, 1410x697)Screenshot 2026-05-31 100718.png
>>360417
>Receptors can also twitch if lightly brushed or when the individual is excited or energetic>
>when lost in thought or general spaced out they can also drift or float aimlessly into various twists idly
No.360437
Anonymous
Image:178024757726.jpg(57kB, 1400x787)theresachance.jpg
>>360433
So you're telling me there's still a chance.
No.360438
Anonymous
Image:178024763194.png(218kB, 850x831)veautifulvutt.png
>>360294
I don't know if this counts but I've busted so many times to it.
No.360439
Anonymous
>>360429
Hugging the bunny
No.360440
Anonymous
Replies:>>360442
Image:178024801547.jpg(133kB, 1105x1113)178001301114.jpg
>The Martyr raped her human Anon and got conscripted because of it
No.360441
Anonymous
Replies:>>360443>>360599
Image:178024807974.png(594kB, 1122x1300)John most evil transformation.png
John is getting real sick of these damn solver antics
No.360442
Anonymous
Replies:>>360445
>>360440
Anyone here know when this was first posted? Gotta upload it to the booru and would like to be able to give the first instance for the source.
No.360443
Anonymous
>>360441
Kek
No.360444
Anonymous
Replies:>>360449
>>360429
nigga thats a real person
No.360445
Anonymous
Replies:>>360446
>>360442
Not the Anon who just posted it but I am the Anon who drew it, in my files its last date of modification is 10/9/25. That may not be exact because I may have posted it after the last time I opened it or before, but not by more than a day or two.
No.360446
Anonymous
Replies:>>360447
>>360445
Is that what its details say when you right click?
No.360447
Anonymous
>>360446
Yep.
No.360448
Anonymous
Replies:>>360600
Image:178024950553.png(306kB, 1437x730)Uhhhhh.png
>>360294
You don't?
No.360449
Anonymous
Replies:>>360499
>>360444
Have you seen the sexually charged things Bunny has posted about her own self inserts?
No.360450
Anonymous
Replies:>>360459>>360477>>360601>>360632
Image:178024957015.png(33kB, 869x1041)Spoiler image
>>360390
Oh don't worry N. You may look. You'll have to get used to ONLY watching, though. I'll have fun with that Vanessa humie later...
No.360451
Anonymous
Image:178024967229.jpg(455kB, 1536x2048)HGZvuLXb0AAxJCZ.jpg
No.360452
Anonymous
>>360423
Only if they're pair bonded with an enn.
No.360453
Anonymous
Replies:>>360454>>360455>>360602
one /md/ character escapes containment and somehow becomes wildly popular on social media, to the point of getting content from every side of the fandom– with all that entails.
who do you choose to escape?
No.360454
Anonymous
Replies:>>360463
>>360453
Strawberry
No.360455
Anonymous
>>360453
Beretta. It'd help her come back out from under the Jane vermin's shadow.
No.360456
Anonymous
Replies:>>360461>>360462
Don't you corru fuckers have your own threads?
No.360457
Anonymous
Replies:>>360458>>360493
Image:178025089191.png(213kB, 1156x1060)blud is fuel or something idk.png
Which OC is most chuddy
No.360458
Anonymous
>>360457
The ones that gave me Solver War fatigue
No.360459
Anonymous
Replies:>>360460
>>360450
He looks like he fucks Human Vomen
No.360460
Anonymous
>>360459
>4'something" sexless industrial robot who's about as hot as a Funko Pop seduces, fingerbangs exhibitionist vampire
I'd read that H-doujin
No.360461
Anonymous
Replies:>>360467
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>>360456
your going to be more specific

but if your talking about my Veil-posting then im afraid she has every right of being here as all the other funky drones have.
No.360462
Anonymous
>>360456
At least they're not posting h*mans.
No.360463
Anonymous
Replies:>>360465>>360476
Image:178025120241.jpg(136kB, 676x1066)Spoiler image
Something old i found.
>>360454
She’s not even actually contained anymore. Funny enough, she gets way more content outside of /md/ than here, despite this literally being where she originated.
No.360464
Anonymous
Replies:>>360466>>360605
Image:178025128605.jpg(422kB, 1053x853)Val lewds.jpg
i lik humans
No.360465
Anonymous
Replies:>>360469
>>360463
Because you pester other artists for her, Berryboy.
No.360466
Anonymous
Replies:>>360468
>>360464
I have human fatigue.
No.360467
Anonymous
Replies:>>360472
>>360461
>He fell for the bait
This is due to corru brainrot, micro dose your aliens with the solver so that they become drones and you regain your vigilance
No.360468
Anonymous
>>360466
I have human lust
No.360469
Anonymous
Replies:>>360471
>>360465
>Blindly eating bait because I’m bored.
Damn, didn’t know asking suddenly became mind control. Pretty sure people can refuse or doing it on their own will.
No.360470
Anonymous
Replies:>>360471>>360478
Introducing SolverInc's newest invention!
The Jaunt! No more waiting hours at the spaceport, just take the Jaunt and you'll be at your destination in an instant!
No.360471
Anonymous
Image:178025202822.jpg(104kB, 850x1105)Jisagrot.jpg
>>360469
Berry you fuck stop taking bait, I do not care how bored you are, go watch this or something : The Isstvan III Atrocity: Episode I - Horus Heresy Battle Report (@0:26)youtube thumb But please stop giving the troll what he wants

>>360470
How often do they crash?
No.360472
Anonymous
Image:178025227933.jpg(11kB, 349x248)3qqix4qybf961.jpg
>>360467
i kinda figured it was bait...
I replied anyways because idk, thought id be funny
No.360473
Anonymous
Replies:>>360474>>360606
Everyone who hates DDs and Witches because they lost everything to them should not be prosecured! Free my girl Switch!
No.360474
Anonymous
>>360473
Yes but turn her into a DD first (Switch big solver butt is required)
No.360475
Anonymous
Replies:>>360512
I'm starting to wonder if the "Liam uses J as a proxy for an ex-girlfriend" joke/theory was just projection.
No.360476
Anonymous
Replies:>>360479
>>360463
all those free art request threads on reddit really added up huh
No.360477
Anonymous
Replies:>>360486>>360487>>360488>>360632
Image:178025336322.png(61kB, 1218x1151)fhomd.png
>>360450
>>360390
This gave me funny ideas.
No.360478
Anonymous
>>360470
Nah man, I use WARP trains for all my travel needs.
No.360479
Anonymous
>>360476
You would just traumatize her more if she doesn't kill herself first.
No.360480
Anonymous
Replies:>>360481>>360482
Image:178025375758.png(474kB, 2300x2300)IMG_4003.png
Post canon good ending worldbuilding
No.360481
Anonymous
Replies:>>360483
>>360480
What factions exist in your post-canon ending?
No.360482
Anonymous
>>360480
Fugue?
No.360483
Anonymous
Replies:>>360484>>360485
>>360481
Personally I like all the factions to exist at once, even the contradictory ones
No.360484
Anonymous
>>360483
> even the contradictory ones
Such as?
No.360485
Anonymous
>>360483
Even the crossover ones like from Warhammer, WeYa, TriTachyon, Nanotrasen and etc?
No.360486
Anonymous
>>360477
Inshallah she shall get to taste the biker man both as a drone and as a human
No.360487
Anonymous
>>360477
Haha, blue balls.
No.360488
Anonymous
Replies:>>360490
>>360477
Now add the maN plowing his drone behind
No.360489
Anonymous
I just wanna be smothered in Bonnie's booba
No.360490
Anonymous
Replies:>>360492>>360632
Image:178025572023.png(177kB, 3700x3034)HFOMDandHMOFD.png
>>360488
Sure thing!
No.360491
Anonymous
Replies:>>360534
Image:178025581035.png(164kB, 484x781)Untitled132_20260531202850.png
>>360311
Ok.
No.360492
Anonymous
Replies:>>360494
>>360490
Damn, I got outplayed, also V got cloned to be twice the slut lmao!
No.360493
Anonymous
>>360457
Blondi, it's not even up for debate
No.360494
Anonymous
Replies:>>360495
>>360492
She is not a slut.
No.360495
Anonymous
Replies:>>360496
>>360494
V is not only a SLUT, she is also damaged goods
No.360496
Anonymous
Replies:>>360497>>360631
Image:178025834596.png(28kB, 889x885)Spoiler image
>>360495
Stop saying mean stuff about my wife.
No.360497
Anonymous
Replies:>>360498
>>360496
Who is this
No.360498
Anonymous
>>360497
V's husband, clearly.
No.360499
Anonymous
>>360449
yeah what about it
No.360500
Mom
Replies:>>360609
Image:178026230955.png(500kB, 920x1654)59d72b1dd441b571b81155b44a6b0a9c.png
>wbat do you mean you won't have children with my coworkers?
>they're completely stable and won't hurt you much
No.360501
Anonymous
Replies:>>360507>>360516
Image:178026233221.jpg(433kB, 2000x2000)GPkrI5rXoAE5l29.jpg
I haven't heard about Glitch INN in a while, is anyone still apart of it?
No.360502
Anonymous
Replies:>>360503>>360504>>360542
Someone vandalized an old drawpile
No.360503
Anonymous
Replies:>>360505
>>360502
Was it at least funny?
No.360504
Anonymous
>>360502
Sucks I guess but doesn't really matter, whenever one is "finished" its been saved and uploaded.
No.360505
Anonymous
Replies:>>360506>>360517>>360519>>360523
Image:178026321023.png(956kB, 1170x1183)Screenshot 2026-05-31 at 5.32.56 PM.png
>>360503
Do you find this funny? I'm more confused than anything
No.360506
Anonymous
>>360505
>Goes after an old drawpile that's already been archived in the booru
Bitch behavior
No.360507
Anonymous
>>360501
Mostly been quite in the glitch inn front
No.360508
Anonymous
Replies:>>360512
I told J she was in charge of city management and set her up with a copy of Cities: Skylines. She had infinite money and still somehow managed to somehow burn the place down. She's inconsolable.
No.360509
Anonymous
Replies:>>360515>>360612
Image:178026461834.jpg(3.42MB, 4000x1553)Spoiler image
Friends, it is with a heavy heart that I inform you that a new part of Chuuni Uzi will not be posted today, or up until next weekend. I got the motivation for painting models in the last two days and as it something rare for me lately I had to seize the opportunity, I also can't stop listening to Horus Heresy audiobooks, but I have everything planned out and just need to actually write the damn thing. I feel the need to at least tell you a small bit, so: Uzi and the gang will not do much of import, mostly deal with consequences, Tessa and her crew will perform a bit of "Hostile acquisitions/Industrial sabotage" to appease the shareholders. Also although it is poor recompense (Mostly because I suck at taking photos) here is a picture of the models I'm working. I know that some of you don't care about warhammer, so for you I will post an image of a drone afterwards
No.360510
Anonymous
Image:178026464407.png(580kB, 2000x2000)CuteY.png
And here is the drone of apology
No.360511
Anonymous
Image:178026468288.png(275kB, 505x698)Cynpantsu.png
Look at this one as well, it's extra distracting
No.360512
Anonymous
>>360508
>>360475
No.360513
Anonymous
>>360289
Depressed N.
No.360514
Anonymous
Replies:>>360544
Image:178026506643.jpg(69kB, 678x1044)GYdAPYobUAApyfl.jpg
No.360515
Anonymous
Replies:>>360518>>360520>>360525>>360527>>360531>>360561>>360613
Image:178026541226.jpg(317kB, 1280x923)tumblr_7dcd35dfb1b36db42d0d7acebc5cc86b_24d9791a_1280.jpg
>>360509
anyone here into Trench Crusade?
No.360516
Anonymous
>>360501
I downloaded and dumped a lot of the murder drones related glitch inn stuff way back earlier this year, I haven't been back since but if I had to guess it probably doesn't have much in the drones or Vickers category as if recent.
No.360517
Anonymous
>>360505
Just ask a janny to delete the layer
No.360518
Anonymous
Replies:>>360522
Image:178026571666.jpg(53kB, 800x500)laughing heretics.jpg
>>360515
>Trench Crusade
No.360519
Anonymous
Replies:>>360535
>>360505
Send the link.
No.360520
Anonymous
Replies:>>360522
>>360515
>Troon crusade
No.360521
skavanon
Replies:>>360529
Video + 🎵:178026626683.mp4(3.93MB / 0:00:21 / h264+aac, 1280x720)copy_81D82B87-E74D-4DB8-A847-AFF11507DF18.mp4
went to a panel in a murder drones cosplay at my local con
it was a panel with the va's for GTA

also have fun you now know what i sound like
No.360522
Anonymous
Replies:>>360524>>360527>>360614
Image:178026633537.png(158kB, 1198x638)174425843470.png
>>360520
>>360518
Well, I like it
So there
No.360523
Anonymous
>>360505
This was probably scribbles
No.360524
Anonymous
Replies:>>360527
Image:178026672459.jpg(1.25MB, 3916x1329)Word Besters.jpg
>>360522
I double dip tho
When im not drawing im usually painting
doing a Word Bester army rn
No.360525
Anonymous
Replies:>>360526
>>360515
Putting aside anything political, it looked interesting, but not really my style setting-wise. The only other thing I've heard is that the models/rules have or had quality issues?
Tabletop's my preferred /tg/, not minis.
No.360526
Anonymous
Image:178026702693.jpg(237kB, 811x579)8SCxxaL.jpeg
>>360525
>The only other thing I've heard is that the models/rules have or had quality issues?
Not really, and the issues they did have were exaggerated and fixed over time. Models use to have some Resin traps in rare cases, but it got patched. None of my multiple armies had any issues.

I think the rules are awesome, my preferred wargame but I generally prefer Skermishs Wargames compared to typical Wargames like 40k. The rules are very tight and concise imo
No.360527
Anonymous
Replies:>>360530
Image:178026727920.png(438kB, 2000x2000)Ypaint.png
>>360515
>>360522
The lore is mid as fuck, I've heard that there was some shady stuff happening with the kick starter campaign and I'm gonna be honest I dislike the models, the term cadslop is thrown around a lot but I can't call it anything else. Also I love the fact that all "GW killers" always decide to shoot themselves in the foot by matching/exceeding GW prices

>>360524
NICE! Did you post these on tg before? I think I saw something similar once Also, as an autist I must inform you that my custom warband worships the gods harder than your legion ever did, Lorgar is a failure, L + ratio + Hydra Dominatus, +Hail the first Viper Ascendant. But you guys have tasty Kool Aid
No.360529
Anonymous
>>360521
Based.
No.360530
Anonymous
Replies:>>360533
Image:178026820527.png(15kB, 108x115)Screenshot 2024-02-21 190810.png
>>360527
>The lore is mid as fuck
1st edition tbh and also I like it a lot
Cant really defend a subjective opinion other then saying it will get better over time AND that I like it as is
>I've heard that there was some shady stuff happening with the kick starter campaign
The only issue with the kickstarter is they partnered with a shitty distributor, and they were shit and delivered some poorly made models which were replaced, and it became a huge scandal, other than that, the KS went great. Some people bemoan them switching to plastic models, but I think its for the best. You can still print all the Factions, but newer models will be available for those with 3D printers.
>I'm gonna be honest, I dislike the models
I like em, they look Gnarly and are fun to paint.
>Also I love the fact that all "GW killers" always decide to shoot themselves in the foot by matching/exceeding GW prices
Fair but tbh all TC things i've seen far are like 20-30 bucks cheaper then similar GW products
For example, the first TC campaign Boxset coming is 120, GWs is going to be 200-300 from what I Hear. Models are 45 for the Prussian warband while GW is about 60. Seems reasonable to me overall.

Also
> Hydra Dominatus
Stupid Snake Boys you'll never be The Gods favorites, maybe Tzeentch but that's IT
No.360531
Anonymous
>>360515
I like its aesthetic, find its devs distasteful, and its not relevant to Murder Drones at all.
No.360532
Anonymous
Replies:>>360538>>360546>>360548>>360615
Image:178026885134.png(1.35MB, 1568x1824)Optimal combat posture.png
>Techanon frowns at the obstruction in his living room
>It's Pavo, as always
>Right now he's posing, his forearms resting on the floor and his ass high in the air
>"So is there any particular reason you're doing this?" he asks
>"There is, actually. This is the optimal pose if I want to use the second-most lethal thing on my body to full effect," Pavo replies, shaking his tailfeathers with a smirk
>"The first most lethal is-"
>"Is my God-given ass, yes."
>It was manmade and decidedly not 'God-given', but Anon wasn't going to deny Pavo his Bowie reference
>"Of course. And how effective is it?"
>"Very. If I use a full-power flash, I could take down an army. Not that they ever deploy in numbers like that, thankfully."
>"It was a bit odd to mount the array in a spot where your body blocks most of it."
>"There's not really a good place for it, is there, honey? It'd be too heavy on the head, and too damage-prone on the arms or legs."
>"And you wouldn't be able to fly on them if they were wings. I guess you're right."
>"Of course I am."
>"...Now can you stop-"
>"Can, but won't. Just enjoy the show, Anon~"
>"...I'll use you as a footstool."
>"Hey, if that's what you're into..."
>Techanon lets out a displeased groan
No.360533
Anonymous
Image:178026900676.gif(981kB, 240x480)gowoerkergo.gif
>>360530
>you'll never be The Gods favorites
Nuh uh! The Endless Vipers warband has had 5 daemon princes lead it already, we summon a fresh one whenever we lose one using a book we nicked from (you, Word Bearers) I'm gonna 3d print myself the metal one soon, shit will be so cash
No.360534
Anonymous
>>360491
biker men want this
No.360535
Anonymous
Replies:>>360536
>>360519
https://magma.com/d/ng3ih5qLsE
No.360536
Anonymous
Replies:>>360541
>>360535
>it was privatedust
No.360537
Anonymous
Replies:>>360539>>360540
Image:178026971777.jpg(215kB, 1197x1015)1706836423122227.jpg
Whose PrivateDust? New Schizo
No.360538
Anonymous
Image:178027005495.png(299kB, 2200x1800)IMG_4462.png
>>360532
dumb bird, your ass is gonna block the tv
No.360539
Anonymous
Image:178027019121.png(4.26MB, 2420x1660)No Thoughts Heads Empty.png
>>360537
> anon does not read the thread at all and just assumes the worst of anything and everyone
No.360540
Anonymous
>>360537
I agree, we should ban him.
No.360541
Anonymous
Replies:>>360543>>360545>>360568
>>360536
Sorry I was bored and did random shit I'll delete it kek
No.360542
Anonymous
>>360502
it was already archived, so who cares?
No.360543
Anonymous
Replies:>>360547
>>360541
Okay, for your boredom, we will restrict how much you can do on the drawpile.
No.360544
Anonymous
Replies:>>360630
>>360514
>be Colt
>your mom and grandma and older big sister and little sister are all arguing with each other again
>your dad and grandpa are dissociating because they can't deal with this shit, so they can't help
>your older big brother is streaming (he just started a BRB so he could scream over all the shit he deals with), so he can't help
>you tried to hide with your younger big brother, but his giant centipede monster body is blocking the door to his room
>even if it it wasn't he'd most likely try to get your opinion on two or more music samples that sound pretty much identical to you
>again
>make for the front door
>gotta go outside, clear your head, get a grip
>your younger big sister literally teleports into your path
>"Oh, I was just looking for you Colt! Uh, my friend here... she told me she thinks you're really cute and wants to get to know you better, so..."
>she gestures at the empty air, and towards the ground for some reason
>"Colt, Rebecca. Rebecca, Colt."
>you feel a cold chill climb up your spine
>same as it ever was
>same as it ever was
>same as it ever was
>same as it ever was
>same as it ever was
>same as it ever was
>same as it ever was
No.360545
Anonymous
>>360541
Car, ban this man
No.360546
Anonymous
>>360532
kek, good green
No.360547
Anonymous
>>360543
That seems hardly fair.
No.360548
Anonymous
Replies:>>360581
>>360532
Butt
No.360549
Anonymous
Replies:>>360550>>360554
Keeter goes rawr!!!
No.360550
Anonymous
>>360549
on my cock
No.360551
Anonymous
Replies:>>360552>>360556
What will Anon do when he learns that Akita isn't actually a drone?
No.360552
Anonymous
>>360551
still fuck her
No.360553
Anonymous
Replies:>>360616
Image:178027268171.png(31kB, 1167x725)176353029315.png
where is she
No.360554
Anonymous
Replies:>>360558
>>360549
Akita having an engrossing conversation with her (very, very, very, very) big brother Geist about the Jurassic Park soundtrack
No.360555
Anonymous
Replies:>>360559
Sex. With drones? I mean if we have the time the day's kind of packed.
No.360556
Anonymous
Replies:>>360557
>>360551
>"You've been lying to me this whole time, Akita?"
>"N-no, I-"
>"God, is this why you're so hot? You've been using your solver mind powers on me?"
>"Wha-"
>"This is why I can't stop thinking about you, isn't it? You got into my head!"
>"W-what?"
No.360557
Anonymous
>>360556
>t. zack thompson
No.360558
Anonymous
>>360554 (me)
After I posted this, I realized this relationship would probably have started with a younger Geist excitedly rambling about the Jurassic Park soundtrack at his (probably like four years younger than him) little sister, who's confused and kind of intimidated and barely manages to squeak out that she brought up Jurassic Park to him because she wanted to talk about the dinosaurs with him (and is ignored, assuming Geist even heard her).
No.360559
Anonymous
Replies:>>360562
>>360555
But I thought we made drones specifically to free up our schedules
No.360560
Anonymous
Replies:>>360574>>360577>>360617
Image:178027569707.jpg(249kB, 1567x1233)KiriePortrait.jpg
>>360528
Quick Kirie sketch before I have to start the work week, I only got today off this week and I wanted to at least make a little something before having to roll right back over into another work week.
No.360561
Anonymous
>>360515
Ngl shit is metal as fuck
No.360562
Anonymous
>>360559
Yes. Your schedules. Which means their schedules is packed.
No.360563
Anonymous
Replies:>>360564>>360567>>360569>>360570>>360573>>360588
Image:178027774051.jpg(188kB, 900x900)HJm0N83XEAA8TkK.jpg
The fuck is this shit?
No.360564
Anonymous
Replies:>>360566
>>360563
This was definitely drawn by an underage user
No.360566
Anonymous
>>360564
>drawn by an underage user
>I draw worse than a minor
fml
No.360567
Anonymous
>>360563
Dunno, but my politics are that I want this one specific person to have their rights taken away.
Just for fun.
No.360568
Anonymous
Image:178027810544.jpg(39kB, 686x386)hq720.jpg
>>360541
>"You are done. Fired. Do not show your face at the drawpile again. Stay away from the dronebooru. Do not go near it...ever. Are you listening to me?.....In the meantime, there's the matter of your threadshitting. It's a problem you promised to resolve. You have failed. Now it's left to me to deal with it. If you try to interfere, this becomes a much simpler matter. I will leak your face. I will leak your socials. I will leak your old drawings."
No.360569
Anonymous
Replies:>>360572
>>360563
Why bring it here? Are you just bored to the point of numbness?
No.360570
Anonymous
Replies:>>360571
>>360563
>if you are reading this right now, i beg you to make your stance on politics known NOW.
I, specifically, should have an uncharacteristically loving J wife that I act as a house-husband to as she makes us money with uncharacteristic competence.
No.360571
Anonymous
>>360570
liberty men say this
No.360572
Anonymous
Replies:>>360576
>>360569
This is an MD board is it not?
No.360573
skavanon
>>360563

my political ideology is anarcho-malarkey
give me foolishness and nonsense or give me death
No.360574
Anonymous
Replies:>>360618
>>360560
Lads, what's your read, would undead and full of apparently paranormal nanomachines Kirie be more or less suicidally self-loathing than biomechanical nightmare monster Kirie?
No.360576
Anonymous
>>360572
Yeah, but it’s not a Twitter politics board, at least imo if one is tainting the other there’s no need for it to be here.
Bad enough we have to deal with /shartyco/ faggots, much less mindraped Twitter activists who need every piece of media they pretend to enjoy to be their evangelizing pulpit.
No.360577
Anonymous
>>360560
> Kirie in the suit
ayy, nice
No.360579
Anonymous
The elites don't want you to know this but the Nuzi kids are free, you can just take them home. I have 15 Nuzi kids.
No.360581
Anonymous
>>360548
If you give him a scritch just above where the array connects, he gets REALLY into it.
Don't ask why, there's nothing that should be causing it. Sentinel drones are just a little goofy like that. Must be the immunity code.
No.360582
Anonymous
Replies:>>360583
Image:178028130474.jpg(189kB, 1500x1110)4d024968a6a994bb3795d18a9426d6a0.jpg
>silly cyn fleshscapes a garloid and gifts it to you as your pet
No.360583
Anonymous
>>360582
thank you cyn
says tech jacket
No.360584
Anonymous
Replies:>>360585>>360587>>360589>>360590>>360619
Image:178028210760.png(142kB, 1487x1906)buse drone.png
No.360585
Anonymous
>>360584
Jesus Christ how terrifying
No.360586
Anonymous
Image:178028239882.png(2.68MB, 2893x3391)177406205675.png
Flat is justice big brother anon.
No.360587
Anonymous
>>360584
>N gets the abuse drone a mirror
>It holds it up to him with its nubs
>Cyn is reflected in it
No.360588
Anonymous
>>360563
They copy pasted the hands, now I gotta vote Republican.
No.360589
Anonymous
>>360584
is this what vicious finds funny
No.360590
Anonymous
Image:178028326741.png(226kB, 609x610)1780260792367336.png
>>360584
Christ, is this turning into a template meme already?
No.360591
Anonymous
Replies:>>360592
How do I teach my worker drone tricks?
No.360592
Anonymous
Replies:>>360593
>>360591
>order your drone to do a trick
>keep him if he succeeds
>destroy him and toss him in the corpse pile if he fails
>James still hasn't found a good drone magician, no matter how hard he tries
No.360593
Anonymous
>>360592
This is actually how Solver Cyn survived.
No.360594
Anonymous
Replies:>>360596>>360603
I have equiped a murder drone with my patented Anti Acid device!
>It's a cork on her stinger
No.360595
Anonymous
Replies:>>360622>>360625>>360659
Image:178028658856.png(22kB, 789x1086)she died btw.png
>>360381
truly an OC for the ages
i've done enough cheesecake for one day tho so no girl kissing
No.360596
Anonymous
Replies:>>360604
>>360594
You can just feed them Rolaids.
No.360597
Anonymous
Replies:>>360694
And so, PrivateDust is finally dead.
No.360598
Anonymous
>>360417
>>360436
Kek, nice.
No.360599
Anonymous
>>360441
Fucking kek.
No.360600
Anonymous
>>360448
Digital gold.
No.360601
Anonymous
>>360450
Nice.
No.360602
Anonymous
>>360453
Ivory or Pavo. That would be legendary.
No.360603
Anonymous
Replies:>>360607>>360626
Image:178028780863.png(30kB, 1220x1057)acid.png
>>360594
An Anti Acid drone you say?
i'll be the judge of that
No.360604
Anonymous
>>360596
What would happen if a drone ate a roll of mentos then drank a diet coke?
No.360605
Anonymous
Image:178028792710.png(276kB, 1265x823)1768045411509.png
>>360464
Damn, I am too, because I am also a human.
No.360606
Anonymous
>>360473
She was imprisoned for murder, not for hatred.
No.360607
Anonymous
Replies:>>360608>>360627
Image:178028813898.png(54kB, 1166x1014)acid2.png
>>360603
why do the threads lie to me...
No.360608
Anonymous
>>360607
He loves it!
No.360609
Anonymous
Replies:>>360610>>360611
Image:178028826185.png(2.31MB, 1007x1358)1768045411361.png
>>360500
>That same "completely stable" colleague, at any random moment:
No.360610
Anonymous
>>360609
Still would.
No.360611
Anonymous
Replies:>>360628
>>360609
Look, she probably won't gradually gnaw you face off in the middle of the night.
No.360612
Anonymous
>>360509
Damn, that's a nice paint job.
No.360613
Anonymous
>>360515
The Tranch Crusade looks good, but it doesn't have the same amount of lore as Warhammer. Plus, I haven't heard of any lore books about the Tranch Crusade yet.
No.360614
Anonymous
>>360522
Kek.
No.360615
Anonymous
>>360532
Techanon's heterosexuality is cracking, but it's holding up for now. That's willpower.
No.360616
Anonymous
>>360553
Let's hope she's dead. That's one of the best outcomes when you're touched by the solver.
No.360617
Anonymous
>>360560
Nice!
No.360618
Anonymous
>>360574
The first option resonates with me more.
No.360619
Anonymous
>>360584
Holy kek.
No.360620
Anonymous
Replies:>>360621>>360623>>360624>>360629>>360633>>360637
Image:178029083294.png(662kB, 786x1398)Spoiler image
Near on model j sexo
No.360621
Anonymous
>>360620
>stomach bulge
>hand on cheek
Stop, my penis can only get so erect.youtube thumb
No.360622
Anonymous
>>360595
Kek
No.360623
Anonymous
Image:178029157256.png(378kB, 1090x1020)[null].png
>>360620
Hot
No.360624
Anonymous
>>360620
This sucks, make more hubba bubba
No.360625
Anonymous
>>360595
Repe!
>File name.
Shit...
No.360626
Anonymous
>>360603
Kek.
No.360627
Anonymous
>>360607
Holy kek.
No.360628
Anonymous
>>360611
This is an objectively very significant advantage.
No.360629
Anonymous
>>360620
Based sex.
No.360630
Anonymous
>>360544
He can handle it.
No.360631
Anonymous
>>360496
Kek.
No.360632
Anonymous
>>360490
>>360477
>>360450
Nice.
No.360633
Anonymous
>>360620
Cute and built for post-sex cuddling.
No.360634
Anonymous
Replies:>>360635>>360639>>360646>>360669
Image:178029332049.png(144kB, 423x804)Untitled133_20260601065427.png
Cop.
No.360635
Anonymous
Replies:>>360706
>>360634
Good job Strawberry Anon. Also fuck the police (sexually).
No.360636
Anonymous
Replies:>>360638>>360641>>360668
Image:178029606202.png(91kB, 695x1025)slendy.png
What if Slenderman was MD?
No.360637
Anonymous
>>360620
SHOW ME
No.360638
Anonymous
>>360636
Another solver monster. Send a sentinel drone and an infantry platoon to eliminate it.
No.360639
Anonymous
>>360634
Stop tracing.
No.360641
Anonymous
>>360636
I'm here at my cousin Tessa's house, where I'm dronesitting for her while she's in the hospital.
Now I don't know if her white slaves are nocturnal or what, but I keep hearing these strange sounds coming from the kitchen...
No.360642
Anonymous
Replies:>>360643>>360645
Image:178029873177.gif(57kB, 800x450)ezgif-21279550d48ad18e.gif
WARNING

This Jane will be busting down a move most sexual style; no attempts at restraining her have succeeded

for your own safety, do not watch

you've been warned
No.360643
Anonymous
Replies:>>360644
Image:178029965741.gif(1.90MB, 480x204)fffaibvbunwe1[1].gif
>>360642
No.360644
Anonymous
>>360643
>He watched the video you're not suppose to watch
how do we stop this
No.360645
Anonymous
Image:178030041605.png(190kB, 249x363)1768045888497.png
>>360642
SEX!
No.360646
Anonymous
Replies:>>360658>>360669>>360720
Image:178030074668.png(175kB, 467x777)Untitled134_20260601085741.png
>>360634
>Strawrobbery
Can't have a cop without the thief
No.360647
Anonymous
Replies:>>360648
Image:178030115208.gif(103kB, 369x480)IMG_4024.gif
Copacabana (At the Copa) (Short Version)youtube thumb
No.360648
Anonymous
>>360647
Go White Girl Go!
No.360649
Anonymous
Guys help a rat like woman broke into my house, started playing this song and hasn’t stopped dancing. I’m scared
Jane!youtube thumb
No.360650
Anonymous
Replies:>>360651>>360654>>360660>>360661
Image:178030151361.png(346kB, 824x926)pavopreg.png
Today pride month. Unleash the Pavo
No.360651
Anonymous
Replies:>>360652
>>360650
It’s pride month?
Most of the OCs are fags so this is a big occasion
No.360652
Anonymous
Replies:>>360653
>>360651
Alright, pack up the straight OCs and stuff them in the warehouse for the month.
No.360653
Anonymous
Replies:>>360656>>360671
>>360652
What all 3 of them? What will they do, play poker together
No.360654
Anonymous
Replies:>>360657
>>360650
Has science figured out why Pavo gets a 40% damage boost in June?
No.360655
Anonymous
If Cyn invaded earth during June would she have to forfeit the solver war immediately or be called homophobic?
No.360656
Anonymous
>>360653
Yes. Ask Khan for fresh packs if their cards wear out.
No.360657
Anonymous
Replies:>>360662
>>360654
His ass get more boost
No.360658
Anonymous
>>360646
Cute pun
No.360659
Anonymous
Replies:>>360704>>360705
Image:178030517069.png(9kB, 252x191)177823609112.png
>>360595
>Three disassembly drones sit on top of their spire. Their names are A, B, and C. Of course, their names are target designations. Who cares what their names actually are?
>Cyn is pleased. The campaign against human forces on the planet Gliese 928, otherwise known as New Endor, has gone well.
>It's only a matter of time until the spire complex needed to raze the planet is completed.
>A, B, and C are on their downtime, from top their ivory plastic and oil tower. They've killed enough today.
>New Endor never had much human defenses. It was a college planet, with more libraries than orbital defense guns.
>This was going to be an easy campaign. They'd seen no resistance.

>They call her the bombergirl. The bombergirl has no name.
>With her big blue hat on her hair, and her top cut down to there.
>She followed no rules, no uniform, no creed, no commander. That's how she'll survive.
>She is no less a mystery to the survivors. But she inspires them.
>She can't be caught. She's never seen.
>Nobody even knows where she came from!
"They can take the planet. They can kill as many people as they want. But they can't take your home."
>What little it takes to inspire her comrades.
>The premise is simple. The Murder Drones have invaded the planet. Now they seek to hold it, building those damned corpse spires of worker drones.
>That's where their plan is most vulnerable.
>Murder Drones hate the underground. That's where they die the most. That's where humanity strikes from.

>The Planetary Guard had left alot of thing when they ran. Or died.
>A lot of guns without ammo. A lot of drones without cores. A lot of explosives without explosions.
>The resistance is fearful at the lack of potential. They were all just college kids. But this girl knows better. She has everything she needs.
>The rebels scurry along in the sewers, following the word of this mysterious woman. few carry guns. All carry some kind of demolition charge.
>At some point, these kids all went to this school they run about, now carrying weapons of war. To an extent, they all knew each other.
>They all ask the same question.
>Who is this girl? What is her plan? Does she know what she is doing? What are plastic explosives going to do against Murder Drones, who can survive missiles?
>Why are we carrying all of our school supplies with us?
"You're all good kids. So please give me your all."

>A, B, and C are discussing the next day of conquest. They lament the favoritism given to the NVJ squad. They have their final meals.
>The sun is now rising, a time to hide for these three. Another day of slaughter is planned from their worker corpse beds.
PING! POW! POP!
>They take fire! Not accurate fire. Small arms fire can't hurt them, but they have been shot at. The three have such little time to react.
>A pulls her squad from their rest. This offense can't be allowed to go unpunished. They scramble into the New Endor skies.
>They don't intend to burn in the Sun. Humans have tried this tactic before, to lure them to burn. Less squads have fallen to simple tactics.
>The fire came not from the nearby campus buildings. This isn't another Texas tower shootout. It came from the ground.
>It really is too bad these humans weren't so smart. Now they could get out of the light, and then kill them in their classrooms.
>A, B, and C descend like falcons. The girls scream in their furious warrioress charge, the humans cease their fire and flee.
>Men have no tactics, compared to drones. They've all massed into one building, expecting concentrated fire to carry the day. Too easy.
>The girls burst through the roof, debris clouds the area. But the humans have fled. They've fled like roaches.
POW! PING! POP!
>Another burst of rifle leads the three towards the entrance of a long hallway. They see men running. They chase.

>The bombergirl is not smarter than a machine. But she is experienced.
>She knows nothing about school. That is obvious to those who've observed her. However, even she is knowledgeable of the most simple truths.
>The first truth is death. All death is certain.
>The second truth is taxes. All things in life have a cost.
>The third truth is the most well known in our modern world.
>That truth is the supremacy of the quality of JCJensen products.
BOOOMMMM!
>Pens. Pencils. Paperclips. Binders. Computers. Coffee Machines. Magnets. JCJensen makes quite a many things that can be found in a modern classroom.
>All of them do the same thing when you apply the laws of thermodynamics.

>B is incapacitated. She took a hole puncher to the face. C is bleeding out, mutilated horrifically. Only a JCJensen IED could blow her arm off at Mach 25. Nothing else could've survived the dramatic equation.
>A screams in horror and pain. A JCJensen ball point pen pierces her core. It's firmly lodged. It has written it's final words, that of the poetry of death.
"Everybody on their feet!"
>Bombergirl calls the kids forth to come collect their papers, who then pull out their phone's flashlights, in a crude, boot looping mechanism to incapacitate the girls. She will have given them all the highest marks for this assignment.
>Murder Drones are dumb creatures. Arrogance clouds their judgement. But you can't fight them on the field.
>Simple thermodynamics alone never killed them. Bombs, chemicals, fire - none of that works.
>You can't shoot them to death. You can't fight them with bayonets. You can't starve them. They do those things to you. They do those things to your men, and to those you love.
>You need a little bit of magic to take them out. Another bit of knowledge in basic underwater demolition helps too.
>It's something she learned over her previous career. A different time in her life.
"Wow, the pen still works!"
>She doodles a Killroy cartoon on A's cold, dead chest. B and C can be salvaged for better things, maybe, but only after they cool down.
>They'll be used to fry omelets until they do.
>"How did you how to rig this up? Weren't you worried at all? Who are you, Bombergirl?"
>Her followers ask her questions. A true wartime leader always gives them the truth.
"I'm nobody special. Just a girl using her education benefits!"
>To live a life in eternal war, without the burden of student loans!
No.360660
Anonymous
Replies:>>360663>>360664
>>360650
If Techanon was female, would Pavo want her
No.360661
Anonymous
>>360650
Today begins a scary month, even more scary than No Nut November.
No.360662
Anonymous
>>360657
Fucking kek.
No.360663
Anonymous
>>360660
Techanonsexual, so probably.
Straight yet unbelievably flamboyant Pavo is incredibly cursed, though.
No.360664
Anonymous
>>360660
Maybe, because just because you're a faggot doesn't mean you can't fuck a woman.
No.360665
Anonymous
Replies:>>360677>>360678
Image:178030643234.png(20kB, 731x671)26c86b188fa779dc172cfbd291c5f5c8.png
No.360666
Anonymous
Replies:>>360667>>360670
Image:178030651448.png(116kB, 640x303)howdy surface slickers!.png
Women? Fags? I just want to fuck cute drones for god sakes.
No.360667
Anonymous
Image:178030722143.png(159kB, 478x561)phibunny.png
>>360666
What if the cute drone is a fag woman? (El Dyke)
No.360668
Anonymous
>>360636
lol wut
No.360669
Anonymous
>>360634
>>360646
donut eaters
both of them
No.360670
Anonymous
Replies:>>360672>>360708
Image:178030756394.png(302kB, 1200x1200)jackalope alice idk.png
>>360666
that one anon really was the main source of Aliceposting wasn't he
No.360671
Anonymous
Replies:>>360673>>360674>>360675>>360676>>360681
Image:178030760653.png(13kB, 581x400)warehouselist.png
>>360653
>Roll caaaaaaaaaaall
No.360672
Anonymous
Image:178030797144.png(1.35MB, 2880x1800)alice7zwiw84cei2c1.png
>>360670
Yeah and I remember and love seeing all the Aliceposts whenever I hopped on here. Still luv me some Alice, simple as.y most favorite texan (or Appalachian) deer drone wife!
No.360673
Anonymous
Replies:>>360674
>>360671
funnily enough, all NUzi kids
most humans not by pocketsteaks
No.360674
Anonymous
Image:178030841909.jpg(106kB, 771x593)Sd-C# and SD-Fb.jpg
>>360671
>>360673
Canonical oc couple
No.360675
Anonymous
Image:178030879391.jpg(41kB, 744x813)GamblY.jpg
>>360671
Y! (I locked Phi in the basement, not sure when she will get out)
No.360676
Anonymous
Image:178030894399.png(840kB, 2000x1666)ThetaDeltussy.png
>>360671
Oh yeah and these two (Despite that one attempt to Feminize Delta by one of the Anons)
No.360677
Anonymous
>>360665
>When Techanon broke down after so many years of abstinence
No.360678
Anonymous
Replies:>>360679
>>360665
Carrying Pavo around because he can't walk!
Having sexo through a bluetooth adapter so that he can pursue his true passion of being (you)r bottom bitch
Giving a lot of aftercare to your hotwheels drone!
No.360679
Anonymous
Replies:>>360719
>>360678
Kek, I just realized that Pavo is one of the few OCs whose life isn't a living hell.
No.360680
Anonymous
Replies:>>360683
Pige flew to my university and built a nest. Again.
No.360681
Anonymous
Replies:>>360682>>360692>>360696
>>360671
Does someone count as straight if she had a boyfriend while also being bisexual?
No.360682
Anonymous
>>360681
Is the boyfriend a drone? If so it's a boyfirend (Boiwife)
No.360683
Anonymous
Replies:>>360684
>>360680
since when could she fly
No.360684
Anonymous
Replies:>>360686
>>360683
Then how did she make a nest on the 10th floor?
No.360685
Anonymous
Replies:>>360689
Image:178031359279.png(935kB, 704x1830)CLANGCLANGCLANG.png
CUTE PLUMP SHY DRONE BOY! EROTIC! BIG DRONE TUMBY!
No.360686
Anonymous
Replies:>>360688
>>360684
That's the local rapist DD.
No.360688
Anonymous
Replies:>>360690>>360697>>360723
Image:178031381463.png(127kB, 1206x1166)1768045411767.png
>>360686
>Anon thought it was a small and kind worker drone Pige
No.360689
Anonymous
Replies:>>360690
>>360685
RAPE!
No.360690
Anonymous
Image:178031396378.png(31kB, 610x1133)SentinelGrapes.png
>>360688
>It's big, clumsy and trying too had to be edgy DD pidge

>>360689
>Strychnine lured Dubs to one of her rape chambers with a free Vbucks scam
No.360692
Anonymous
>>360681
Bisexual already means not straight.
No.360693
Anonymous
Replies:>>360695
>There's a straight imposter among us fag drones.
No.360694
Anonymous
>>360597
Who?
No.360695
Anonymous
Image:178031447623.png(123kB, 463x556)cherry.png
>>360693
>And worst of all... he could be anyone of us!
>It could be me! It could be you! It could even be...uhhh... I think I know who it is
No.360696
Anonymous
>>360681
>is someone straight if bisexual
think anon, think...
No.360697
Anonymous
Replies:>>360698>>360699>>360709
Image:178031572651.png(109kB, 1002x388)KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.png
>>360688
No.360698
Anonymous
Replies:>>360700
Image:178031618730.png(178kB, 592x595)e7a8c4bcfb0be16fe241e5d9abb938c1.png
>>360697
Sentinel pidge plucking the feathers from them
No.360699
Anonymous
>>360697
Hmmm... HHHMMMMMMMM... they are same.
No.360700
Anonymous
>>360698
Chieftain Pidge wants malt liquor, or else your pelvis will be shattered in the rite of Snu Snu (Your pelvis will also be shuttered in the rite of Snu Snu if you give her alcohol but she will also be drunk during it)
No.360701
Anonymous
Replies:>>360702>>360703>>360712
how could one even turn Uzi into a nugget if she can regenerate
No.360702
Anonymous
>>360701
Very carefully
No.360703
Anonymous
>>360701
Infinite nugget glitch
No.360704
Anonymous
>>360659
kek, nice green
No.360705
Anonymous
>>360659
Today, university ruined my life again, but the new awesome green brought me back.

Thanks, anon, I'll kiss DD Pige for you
No.360706
Anonymous
Replies:>>360711>>360713
Image:178032599549.png(95kB, 486x624)98f6baaebdc7fa5cb02ad8c2f12bb5b2.png
>>360635
Not if they fuck you first by drone law
No.360708
Anonymous
>>360670
Wife!
No.360709
Anonymous
>>360697
Bird
No.360711
Anonymous
>>360706
>"This is a lie, such a law does not exist! I demand a lawyer!"
>"Sure, I love threesomes."
No.360712
Anonymous
>>360701
She has her regen on manual for the duration of the roleplay
No.360713
Anonymous
Replies:>>360714>>360715
>>360706
Molly would never!
SD-M(olly) however...
No.360714
Anonymous
Replies:>>360715
>>360713
good cop bad cop with Molly and M(olly)...
No.360715
Anonymous
>>360713
>>360714
SD-M(olly) has a 100% case resolution rate, because sooner or later, criminals are created in everything, even in things they didn't do.
No.360716
Anonymous
Replies:>>360717
Day after day, our numbers dwindle as more anons disappear
No.360717
Anonymous
Replies:>>360718>>360721
>>360716
Where the fuck have you been for the last few days?
things have been really active and there’s been a bunch of greens and art
Were literally having/md/ renaissance right now
No.360718
Anonymous
>>360717
He's shit posting, dont waste replies on him.
No.360719
Anonymous
>>360679
Clearly the TA timeline exists to balance out the lack of angst.
No.360720
Anonymous
Replies:>>360722
>>360646
send the source of the original
No.360721
Anonymous
>>360717
How have they?
No.360722
Anonymous
Replies:>>360725
Video:178033243333.mp4(370kB / 0:00:10 / h264, 462x1024)Untitled134.mp4
>>360720
If you don't like someone, just don't talk to them. It shouldn't be that difficult.
No.360723
Anonymous
>>360688
She’s kind?
No.360724
Anonymous
Since Fugue started talking about factions in the post-good ending, what are the current factions? I know they're divived between pro-Union and anti-Union but what factions actually make up the camp? Is it just governments and terrorist groups or does it also include corporations, independents, etc.?
No.360725
Anonymous
Replies:>>360726
>>360722
"hands are too difficult" moment
No.360726
Anonymous
Image:178033439894.jpg(426kB, 1500x1500)176272157110.jpg
>>360725
Based drone mentality
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