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No.360202
Murder drones #366Anonymous
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Drones descend from the heavens to you.
Booru: https://dronebooru.co
Wheel of so many OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf
Wheel of changing modifiers: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf
The wiki inside the really awesome Booru: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character
The actual separate Wiki: wiki.dron
No.360203
Anonymous
>>360202
Oops, forgot previous thread: >>359286
No.360205
Anonymous
Look everybody, OP forgot to capitalize the D in Drones! Let's make fun of them for making such a catastrophic blunder!!!
No.360206
Anonymous
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Ninja Drones
No.360207
Anonymous
OP is going to be molested by two bratty mexican drones as punishment for baking the thread badly
No.360208
Anonymous
Replies:>>360210
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>>360202
I like this ongoing trend of portraying my vife as an angel...
No.360209
Anonymous
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>>360197
qou body emerging from her drone shell
No.360210
Anonymous
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>>360208
Who the hell is Simon?
Why is V with the Belmonts?
No.360211
Anonymous
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>>360197
>>360201
The funky alien getting shoved back into a drone (make the drone big so that she may fit)
No.360212
Anonymous
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>>360197
The alien hunting Yanon for evading drone taxes.
No.360213
Anonymous
>>360212
If there’s a drone tax then pocketsteaks must be on the FBI most wanted list for mass tax dodge
No.360214
Anonymous
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>>360209
Ive been tempeted by that visual already, however:
>1. I dont think that's how they work (prob just her core would pop out a scuttle around instead)
>2. her drone body id like to keep intact because takze ends up using it to make an echo.
>3. dont think people would be happy with me drawing something drone turn not drone on the drone threads.

>>360211
Technically not super difficult, both have a core sytem with their bodys and if Takze can figure it out once with a random WD corpse, she could probably do it again.
No.360215
Anonymous
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>>360212
>>360214
Also not a bad idea, Vel are surface runners so if theres a type of obesk good for finding someone/something, its probably them.
No.360216
Anonymous
>>360211
Fatty
No.360217
Anonymous
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Valentine Bunny Maid from end of last thread
No.360218
Anonymous
>>360210
This implies the possibility of Richter Dustwell
No.360219
Anonymous
>>360217
My father always told me "never fuck a crazy bitch," but...
No.360220
Anonymous
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Frog Mogging
No.360221
Anonymous
>>360220
Anon going AWOOGA and val thinking he is looking at her and she smugs, but then he grabs her and shoves her away and hits on frog.
No.360222
Anonymous
>>360220
Equalize (zero) the fat sacks by turning them into drones, no I will not stop asking, not until we get frog drone Pauline
No.360223
Anonymous
>>360220
mutants have a sliding scale of how fucked you are by how big your tits are. Cyn favors those with milk stocks
No.360224
Anonymous
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>>360220
>i've seen bigger
Pauline X Bonnie booba fight!
No.360225
Anonymous
This is the reason anons keep leaving day after day
No.360226
Anonymous
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>>360220
Is this murder drones anymore
No.360227
Anonymous
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>>360220
And this is related to Murder Drones & Liam or?
No.360228
Anonymous
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No.360229
Anonymous
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>Bait so obvious he had to samefag
No.360230
Anonymous
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No.360231
Anonymous
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>>360230
>He represents himself with the actual jobber legion
No.360232
Anonymous
>>360231
>Jobber legion
>Only Legion to actually legitimately win anything ever
No.360233
Anonymous
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>>360226
>>360227
>/md/ showing little interest in actual setting/universe of the show.
Why are you surprised?
No.360234
Anonymous
>>360233
Stop samefagging Tomoe or Sandpaper or whomstever the fuck you are.
No.360235
Anonymous
Anon the more you obviously reply to yourself the sadder this is going to get
No.360236
Anonymous
Replies:>>360250
I wouldn't put it past Pocketsteaks to samefag his mutantslop to make it seem popular.
No.360237
Anonymous
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No.360238
Anonymous
Replies:>>360240
This level of trolling is obviously meant to provoke further creation of lewd Pauline images. That fiend!
No.360239
Anonymous
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>>360212
What the fuck are drone taxes
No.360240
Anonymous
>>360238
> further creation of lewd DRONE Pauline images.
Fixed that for you (I'm down bad for the frog can)
No.360241
Anonymous
>>360239
not enough drone drawings
No.360242
Anonymous
Replies:>>360325
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>>360224
never
ever
too scandalous
No.360243
Anonymous
Drones?
No.360244
Anonymous
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>>360233
Ah, yes. I remember random naked women being an important part of MD's universe.
No.360245
Anonymous
Replies:>>360247
>Not even 12 seconds apart
the desperation is palpable
No.360246
Anonymous
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I’ve got nothing new to post. So I’m reposting this during the current trolling storm.
No.360247
Anonymous
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>>360245
>Wait, are there multiple people disagreeing with me? NO! IMPOSSIBLE! THAT CAN'T BE! After all, it's only me and Pocketsteaks in here! There's no way that could happen!
No.360248
Anonymous
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>>360247
The words you're saying are completely right, but you're saying them to irritate everyone, not because you genuinely believe them.
No.360249
Anonymous
>>360247
>>360248 (me)
We are not the same.
No.360250
Anonymous
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>>360236
I am a 34 (male) and still frequent the Murder Drone boards daily, I find myself unable to live a normal life. My life is haunted by the shadows of Pocketsteaks, any time I hear the words "Pocket" or "Steaks" I freak out and cause a scene. I once had sex with my now ex-girlfriend, and when I saw she was a normal naked human woman. I yelled "Drones?!" at the top of my lungs and asked her to leave. I haven't seen her since. I got an invite to my chud best friend's birthday party, and he tried to be cute with a little "PS" at the bottom, as if I would not have been able to tell it was Pocketsteaks samefagging. Any genuine suggestions in order to return back to normal?
No.360251
Anonymous
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EMERGENCY Y DEPLOYED, LOOK AT THE Y NOT AT THE BAIT, DO NOT ENGAGE WITH THE BAIT LOOK AT THE Y, THINK ABOUT Y
No.360252
Anonymous
>>360251
Tasty
No.360253
Anonymous
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La keetura...
No.360254
Anonymous
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>>360244
It's actually insane how many drawfags do nothing but OC. But again, that's probably for the best considering what some people in here are into
No.360255
Anonymous
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>>360220
sexo frog riled up the baitards. mix her with Bonnie and you've got a bullfrog
No.360256
Anonymous
>>360254
I don’t really write about canon because I never know what to do with it.
No.360257
Anonymous
>>360254
Well, first of all some idiot thought it was smart to section off drawing requests from the main thread, and secondly the last request in that ill-considered thread was a month ago.
Believe it or not drawfags are not wage employees obliged to provide you a constant reliable stream of art.
Bare minimum, you'd be more likely to get what you want by requesting something specific, with descriptions if you can and maybe even a reference of some kind.
Vaguebitching about lack of posts or threadshitting about OCs is a waste of your time and has basically zero chance of getting you any more of the kind of art you would prefer to see.

Unless of course your goal is to simply reduce thread quality.
If your desire for specific canon or at least canon compliant art is sincere, you will serve yourself and the thread by requesting instead of whining.
No.360258
Anonymous
Murder Drones has been over for two years.
No.360259
Anonymous
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LESS BAIT TAKING MORE BEING DISTRACTED BY DRONES WITH SWEETS
No.360260
Anonymous
Replies:>>360263
Requesting N visiting Jax in the cuckquarium
No.360261
Anonymous
>>360247
kek
accurate
No.360262
Anonymous
>>360246
Max Payne POV.
No.360263
Anonymous
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>>360260
The cuckwhat now?
No.360264
Anonymous
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>>360224
Cow Moggign
No.360265
Anonymous
>>360264
I volunteer to be in the middle of that sandwich
No.360266
Anonymous
>>360264
Not even Murder Drones
No.360267
Anonymous
>>360264
Fatties
No.360268
Anonymous
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No.360269
Anonymous
>>360263
>he doesn't know
No.360270
Anonymous
Drowns?
No.360271
Anonymous
Danger?
No.360272
Anonymous
Bones?
No.360273
Anonymous
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>>360254
are you saying we should draw Sentinels plowing Akita?
No.360274
Anonymous
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>>360273
This but Tech Jacket instead of sentinels.
No.360275
Anonymous
>>360273
Diney-saurs
No.360276
Anonymous
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>>360274
What is the connection between Tech Jacket and the various types of men (Liberty Men, Biker Men, etc.)?
No.360277
Anonymous
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Drones should be fucking other drones, or shadow/silhouette humans.
No.360278
Anonymous
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>>360277
Male drones should fuck other male drones and female drones should fuck humans only
No.360279
Anonymous
Replies:>>360283
drones should fuck me
No.360280
Anonymous
>>360277
Correct.
No.360281
Anonymous
>>360276
he is not connected to any of them
he's an actual character
No.360282
Anonymous
>>360278
Correct.
No.360283
Anonymous
>>360279
no me
No.360284
Anonymous
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>>360278
BORING
No.360285
Anonymous
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>>360277
BORING
No.360286
Anonymous
>>360284
>>360285
>t. el ogro de michoacan
No.360287
Anonymous
>>360277
YESSS
No.360288
Anonymous
EVERYONE RUN UZI WENT INTO HEAT!!!
No.360289
Anonymous
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When a drone dies, do they go to robot heaven?
No.360290
Anonymous
>>360278
YESSS
No.360291
Anonymous
>>360289
A zombie drone with zero relation to the Solver probably does.
The ones who do, though, they're stuck in samsara until Uzi figures out how to release them, if she even cares. And then a good amount of them are probably going to robot hell, unless you believe in robot apokatastasis.
No.360292
Anonymous
Replies:>>360293
Emily, patron saint of raping humans, has decreed that ALL human men belong to drones
No.360293
Anonymous
>>360292
Especially biker men.
No.360294
Anonymous
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I wonder if anyone here has actually jerked it to any of the NSFW posted here
No.360295
Anonymous
>>360294
>he doesn't have a dedicated lewd drones folder
NGMI
No.360296
Anonymous
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>>360255
If bullfrog is the Bonnie ship name what’s the other solver war ship names
No.360297
Anonymous
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>>360296
>what’s the other solver war ship names
Trash
Garbage
Junk
Rubbish
No.360298
Anonymous
>V leaned against the frame with crossed arms.
>Her yellow optics narrowed in annoyance.
>She didn’t want to be here.
>She never wanted to be anywhere near that purple drone nuisance.
>She only brought troubles to the both of them.
>But after the third urgent of increasingly unhinged messages.
>V’s patience run thin.
>“You said it was an emergency. If this is another one of your angsty shenanigans then I’m leaving.”
>Uzi didn’t snap back at her usual "bite me" venom.
>She was curled up in the corner of her messy workspace.
>Her visor flickering with symbols that crawled across the surface like dying insects.
>A familiar holographic mug.
>No it was some random scrap of metal.
>floating above her palm, slowly rotating.
>“…Just get in and close the door.”
>V stepped inside anyway, her tail flicking.
>The door sealed shut behind her slowly.
>Uzi finally looked up.
>Her usual edgy confidence was gone.
>She looked exhausted.
>She asked V something and gesturing at the floating object.
>“I thought I was actually building cool things."
>"Changing matter and making weapons.. "
>“Yeah? You made that sick as hell railgun. Defeating Cyn. Big deal, we all know that. No need to inflated your big ego”
>Uzi let the object drop.
>It hit the floor with a wet, fleshy noise instead of a metallic clink.
>V’s eyes widened slightly.
>“Pick it up.” Uzi said quietly.
>V extended her clawed hand in confusion, half expecting a trick.
>The moment her fingers closed around the thing, the illusion fractured for her.
>It wasn’t scrap. It was a hologram
>V dropped it instantly.
>“What the hell?”
>That’s what I’ve been telling myself for weeks.
>“Every time I thought I was practicing with Solver constructs… I wasn’t."
>"I was just making everyone see what I wanted them to see. All of it. Just… pretty illusions from cyn arsenal. ”
>V’s expression darkened.
>“You’re saying the solver still mind-fucking us this whole time?”
>“Yeah, how many rogue holograms still on the loose?”
>“I don’t know. But it gets worse.”
>“I tried to find some kind of solution. I tried to make a counter-program."
>"Something to dispel the Solver’s layers. I studied the code for days.”
>V watched silently as Uzi’s visor glitched harder and pulsing violently.
>“I cast it. Or… I tried to...My mind kept wandering to every horrible thing I’ve seen. Everytime I watched myself get eaten. Or everytime N looked at me like I was a traitor.”
>Uzi’s voice cracked.
>“I think I cast the dispel on everything on accident, V.”
>The whole place flickered.
>For a single frame, the illusion dropped.
>Then the image snapped back to normal.
>V stared at Uzi, for once completely speechless.
>Uzi hugged herself tighter, voice barely a whisper.
>“I don’t know what’s still real anymore. I don’t know if I’m real. And now… whatever I just did… it’s spreading."
>She looked up at V with genuine, raw horror in her eyes.
>“What the hell do we do?”
No.360299
Anonymous
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>>360294
i jerk off to privatedust's pictures
No.360300
Anonymous
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No.360301
Anonymous
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>>360300
Do SteakPosters know anything about Drones?
No.360302
Anonymous
>>360301
Theres a drone right there
No.360303
Anonymous
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>>360294
Itanon’s hubba
No.360304
Anonymous
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>>360301
do you know your can go to /co/ where you'll never have to deal with those nasty OCs ever again?
No.360305
Anonymous
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>>360299
Preposterous...
No.360306
Anonymous
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It sucks hearing all the other Glitch people getting together and hanging out, because they never talk about Liam. He really did just bail.
At least drones remain.
No.360307
Anonymous
>>360303
Actual cum for brains.
No.360308
Anonymous
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>>360304
Are there even MD threads on CO anymore?
No.360309
Anonymous
>>360308
Not in a while.
No.360310
Anonymous
>>360306
I like the idea of hanging out
No.360311
Anonymous
Replies:>>360491
Taking Strawberry out for a Picnic.
No.360312
Anonymous
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>>360297
ill come out with them then

Abnormal - Abby x Bonnie
Bane - Jane x Bonnie
Bullfrog - Bonnie x Pauline
Jabby - Jane x Abby
Abfrog - Abby x Pauline
Absquito - Abby x Valentine
BugFrog - Valentine x Pauline
Bloatfly - Jane x Valentine
Horsefly - Bonnie x Valentine
No.360313
Anonymous
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turiturichikipipuchikirikipipuchikipimpumpum
No.360314
Anonymous
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>>360313
sakalapachakamakalakamakawakasakashakalakawapapapapaapapapdapapaaaaaaaaaaadapaaaaaaaaaaaaaaparrapguamguam
No.360315
Anonymous
Replies:>>360316
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>>360306
Are you being dense or stupid?
From what the other VA's said. Only Kovach and the main art team have directly interacted with Liam.
He's just a very shy guy and gave notes for voices or orders to another in-studio person that he trusted

>Source?
Murder Drones Reunion Panel (Momocon 2026)youtube thumb
No.360316
Anonymous
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>>360315
>He's just a very shy guy
No.360317
Anonymous
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>>360313
>>360314
Did the SchizoGPT break?
No.360318
Anonymous
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>>360317
pipipipipipiiiiiiiii
No.360319
Anonymous
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No.360320
Anonymous
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>>360319
Do all OCs hate their creators?
No.360321
Anonymous
>>360320
Probably not all of them. Most of mine wouldn't kill me.
No.360322
Anonymous
>>360317
SD-X flew past the /md/ section of plus servers again. Her schizo beams must have fried something in the system.
No.360323
Anonymous
>>360319
Kissu
No.360324
Anonymous
>>360320
Probably, I keep giving them dramatic deaths.
No.360325
Anonymous
>>360242
YES!
No.360326
Anonymous
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>>360264
ABSOLUTE BONNIE VICTORY!
No.360327
Anonymous
>>360296
Kek.
No.360328
Anonymous
Image:178019046443.jpg(146kB, 1300x1083)serial designation x (original character) drawn by x-anon - 29230099f116292e5d7b1cc6f9072fc2.jpg
>>360319
Do you think X suffers, or is she fine with her state? Do you think she's even aware?(of her madness or the Solver: take your pick)
No.360329
Anonymous
>>360312
>Horsefly
I don't know why, but this made me laugh out loud.
No.360330
Anonymous
>>360320
I wanted to say, as usual, that I don't have any OCs and I have nothing to be afraid of, but I just realized that I actually created my own OCs, damn it. I really have OCs! And they have to do with dronification and gay innuendos... fuck, I hope Freud really was just snorting cocaine and talking shit.
No.360331
Anonymous
Replies:>>360337
>>360312
ranked from least to most toxic

Abnormal
BullFrog
AbFrog
BugFrog
Bane
Bloatfly
Horsefly
Jabby
No.360332
Anonymous
can this katamari nigger stop clogging my screen
No.360333
Anonymous
>>360294
It would be a crime not to when some of it is so well drawn.
No.360334
Anonymous
>>360294
I would destroy a drone but I find no drone nsfw interesting.
No.360335
Anonymous
>>360294
I usually open Booru and search for content for masturbation.

If God really exists, he'll bring Snow and the moderators to task for how many times I've been tempted.
No.360336
Anonymous
Replies:>>360338
Image:178019145024.png(377kB, 1000x2035)7b274544028c20af0854bd371c938785.png
Need Tessa's milk...
No.360337
Anonymous
Image:178019158975.png(1.40MB, 1174x712)jane the human (original character) drawn by pocketsteaks - a54328ef92e5a8f0e3941a34c09c1178.png
>>360331
>"toxicity"
>it's just proximity to Jane

Fair enough. The rat ruins (almost) everything she touches
No.360338
Anonymous
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>>360336
Out of all human, OC or otherwise, whose milk taste bests?
You know Jane and Valentines are fucking ick
No.360339
Anonymous
Replies:>>360341
>>360338
None of the humans are pregnant besides maybe Valentine with her minions so none. Abby's would give you mutations though.
No.360340
Anonymous
Isn't it really fucked how Vicious claimed a general term such as FemAnon to describe herself?
No.360341
Anonymous
>>360339
>Valentine canonically the only human who can produce milk
>technically a milf
I can’t tell if we should hide her further from Cyn or ITanon
No.360342
Anonymous
>>360338
Probably J's because-
>human
Fuck. I'd say Bonnie, but she doesn't eat well.
No.360343
Anonymous
Replies:>>360344>>360345>>360358
>Valentine finds out her god she’s been worshipping is just some weird milk pervert and her entire existence boils down to milk
Cyn can’t keep getting away with this
No.360344
Anonymous
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>>360343
She already did.
No.360345
Anonymous
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Image:178019252482.jpg(370kB, 490x850)serial designation n, cyn, absolute solver, and cynwalker (murder drones) drawn by lewdanon - 6c65a022abe3baff9d4cbca4fba14a0c.jpg
>>360343
Blood isn't milk! Techically!

No matter the hole it comes out of...
>inb4 Val discovers humans are mere cattle to Cyn
>in every sense
>now gets lead around on a leash while Cyn brags ("prizewinning mutant") to the other gods
No.360346
Anonymous
>>360345
Beyond Imagine this is Make Reality
No.360347
Anonymous
Replies:>>360401
Why’s Cyn so incredibly based
No.360348
Anonymous
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>>360211
>So uh. whacha guys want?
Qou or Drone Qou seggs, its very simple
>>360212
>>360215
You will not catch me, Did you forget that I have a Vel Priest and a Jut Caveguard to protect me?
No.360349
Anonymous
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>>360212
I am sorry Y but Serakuthil is my new wife, I can only have one at a time you must understand
No.360350
Anonymous
Replies:>>360352
KISSU!
No.360351
Anonymous
Replies:>>360368
Never tell a drone to eat your whole ass, worst mistake of my life.
No.360352
Anonymous
>>360350
KISSU-U!
No.360353
Anonymous
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>>360338
Human breast milk has a much more individual flavor, but it's much less fatty and more like water or soy in consistency, and it's SWEET. Since our diet is so high in sugar, it's sweeter than cow's milk, especially fresh, but that's only as long as the mother eats sugar. But most importantly, it's safe (except for Jane), compared to the ones described below.

In mutants, it could be anything, even something that would hardly be considered milk. If Cyn had no influence whatsoever and simply let biology do the rest, I have no doubt this crap would be fatal. Abby might even have nanite acid leaking from her breasts. Solver sapiens are out for the same reason; too risky. But if Cyn were to make the breast milk of its slaves safe for consumption, it would taste anything, depending on the DNA sequence—be it 100% cow's milk or something indescribable. But in solver sapiens, it would be similar to human milk, maybe richer than human milk, but less fatty than cow's milk.

Disassembly drones and witches are like mutants, but more complicated. They have biological organs and an endless energy source, and since they likely contain meat with human DNA, I could theoretically imagine they could have mammary glands. Thanks to surgery, of course, but still. But that crap could be anything, and its composition could be such that it would take a very, very long time for you to die. Witches could perhaps tune their glands to produce normal, even delicious milk, but the question is how difficult that would be for them. Overall, the taste should also resemble human milk, but with a strong metallic aftertaste due to the large number of nanites.

Sentinel drones are in a unique position again. They're like disassembly drones, except their meat, their DNA, and their source of energy and nanites aren't created by vore satan, so I have some suspicions that maybe, just maybe, sentinel drones could produce non-lethal milk. That's all. The taste would likely be similar to human milk, and the nanites wouldn't kill you, but nothing more. Although, perhaps it would be possible to tune sentinel drone systems to the milk's quality, such as fat content and overall composition, something that couldn't be done with disassembly drones due to their Solver designation.

Worker drones cannot have their own milk, only attachments, so "their" milk will taste like whatever milk they pour in.

My answer: Eliza Holly. Absolute safe and sweet, thanks to her extremely balanced and healthy diet for a wealthy scientist woman.
No.360354
Anonymous
>>360345
Sweet blood milk?
I can spin this to still be hot.
>>360353
So scientific I almost think this was written by Holly as Holly propaganda…
No.360355
Anonymous
Image:178019660086.png(232kB, 640x372)IMG_5028.png
Anons don’t even ask their wives for Milk anymore they just look at them like this
No.360356
Anonymous
>>360246
Need this with doll boobs
No.360357
Anonymous
Replies:>>360361
>>360264
Bonnie boobers...
No.360358
Anonymous
>>360343
>>360345
>Valentine sold her species and soul to a demon obsessed with incest, breast milk, and vore.
I think her dad beat her not enough.
No.360359
Anonymous
I asked for a J job and she knocked herself out trying to take off her dress.
No.360360
Anonymous
Image:178019674676.jpg(79kB, 1638x2048)1754111984421507.jpg
>>360294
I've lost so much seed to doll sex
No.360361
Anonymous
>>360357
Bonnie might mog her but I’ll still campaign for frog tits
No.360362
Anonymous
>>360353
>entire post written in scientific jargon proclaims Holly's Whole Milk as the superior option
Suspicious. For me, it's Louisa's Private Reserve. Hand milked by loving N studs at Cyn's Happy Hucow Farms after a fulfilling day of mocking the poor and beating orphans. Happy hucows make happy milk. Warning: Louisa's Private Reserve may contain up to 15% residual (N)anites. Side effects may include: extreme love of doing anything, polymerization of bones, flesh sloughing off, hair-and-eye color change, loss of teeth, growth of a fanged toothplate, and complete N-ification.
No.360364
Anonymous
Replies:>>360366
Image:178019830201.png(123kB, 395x778)1768045411918.png
>>360353 (me)
I'll add this, since there are more types of drones and I may have simply forgotten some.

From a purely biological standpoint, bug drones will also have milk. In our world, there are species of spiders and one species of viviparous cockroach that produce something similar to milk, and it's much more nutritious than cow's or human milk. However, spider milk is more like sour cream in consistency, containing about four times more fat. Cockroach milk, on the other hand, is a completely typical liquid, but very, very nutritious. However, the question still remains whether humans can drink bug drone milk, since they evolved from ordinary drones, and HOW they did so is incredibly important.

Enforcer drones don't have any biological parts, so trying to milk them is just as effective as milking worker drones. Mutated enforcer drones are just like mutant humans, it's just not worth it because of the danger of the resulting fluid.
No.360365
Anonymous
Replies:>>360367>>360369>>360375>>360415
Image:178019850111.png(35kB, 799x756)droneless.png
>>360181
No.360366
Anonymous
>>360364
Bugdwone....
No.360367
Anonymous
>>360365
KEK
No.360368
Anonymous
>>360351
If it's not DD or SD, then no problem. Otherwise, RIP.
No.360369
Anonymous
>>360365
Kek.
No.360370
Anonymous
Replies:>>360372
Image:178019963435.png(59kB, 400x225)174889712275.png
It is with great shame that I write you this letter my descendant.
Our family has come across dire straights with our finances
Even my pact with the fishmen can't keep up
During my several weeks long sexfest with the countess, that vampiric beast of a woman, I had unwittingly signed away one of my descendants to me wed to one of her descendants for more gold and baubles I could even imagine
And then I killed her thinking I made the contract null and void while keeping the cash
Unfortunately that's not how contracts work, so if you are reading this you are to be wed to the Von Dronus heiress effective immediately
Your dowry has been paid for and you will be delivered to your bride to be upon you finishing this letter
No.360371
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:178020017287.mp4(357kB / 0:00:10 / h264+aac, 320x568)temptation.mp4
>>360348
>>360349
I see Yanon is still getting his faith tested but the loosely clothed tribal aliens
I wish him the best
No.360372
Anonymous
>>360370
Well, it looks like I'll have to continue the glorious work of that stupid, lustful old man and become a vampire killer.

May Christ help me in my fight against the evil.
No.360373
Anonymous
Replies:>>360405
Image:178020089992.png(479kB, 1243x983)176247266162.png
No.360374
Anonymous
>>360353
[fact check: this post was was payed for by the galactic foundation for evil scientist women getting their titties sucked]
No.360375
Anonymous
>>360365
“oh you’re a Solver alright, just not an Absolute one..”
>“oh yeah? what’s the difference?”
“PRESENTATION!”
♫BITE ME♫ 「Nightcore」 → AJ DiSpirito ft. Zephyrianna ♡【LYRICS】youtube thumb
No.360376
Anonymous
Replies:>>360377
>>360320
Considering I’ve put a bunch of OCs into fates worse than death and not even my own OC's. I wouldn’t blame them.
No.360377
Anonymous
>>360376
Only one of mine would brutally murder me. The other two would just be "eh, whatever" since I didn't torture them too much.
No.360378
Anonymous
Replies:>>360380>>360390>>360397>>361058>>361060
Image:178020372868.jpg(66kB, 1280x720)Hello artist.jpg
Hello, drone artist? I'd like to commission some human art please
No.360379
Anonymous
>trying to write the word cunt
>keep writing cynt
my brain is so toasty fried...
No.360380
Anonymous
Replies:>>360381
Image:178020447177.png(20kB, 393x519)Spoiler image
>>360378
okay here is your human art
No.360381
Anonymous
Replies:>>360595
>>360380
this is the new OC
Pocketslops draw her kissing another girl NOW
No.360382
Anonymous
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Image:178020515589.png(263kB, 1285x1089)amdarald herald emerald amdarald.png
>>360183
No.360383
Anonymous
Replies:>>360384
>>360382
>try tongue but hole
Well, it's possible.
No.360384
Anonymous
>>360383
try thrusting
No.360385
Anonymous
>>360382
try holding with both hands, and then up!
No.360386
Anonymous
Image:178020655392.png(253kB, 640x703)lustful pomni.jpg
>>360382
She's beautiful
No.360387
Anonymous
>>360320
It would be hard to explain to someone that it would have cost you nothing to make them happy and you chose not to.
No.360388
Anonymous
>>360382
Try attacking from rear
No.360389
Anonymous
>>360382
cute!!
No.360390
Anonymous
Replies:>>360396>>360450>>360477
Image:178020961256.png(127kB, 900x811)Totally normal humans.png
>>360378
Have an oldie
No.360391
Anonymous
>>360382
Holy kekl.
No.360392
Anonymous
Replies:>>360393
Image:178021216622.png(79kB, 372x427)177966466901.png
>"Ms. Amda?"
>"Yeah, Negev?"
>"Uh... oh Robo-God, this is... did you and Grandma really have a lot of... you know... with human guys back in Cabin Fever...?"
>"Did Nori tell you that?"
>"Yeah. She said there was this one guy in particular on the security team you were 'gagging for'."
>"No, we didn't. We're mass produced industrial robots, we don't have the parts for it. She'd just ask them if they wanted to. Really, really crudely."
>"Oh..."
>"Sorry you had to find out your grandma's life wasn't that exciting. Or mine..."
>"... Was there a guy on the security team you were gagging for, though?"
>"... No..."
No.360393
Anonymous
Image:178021274409.jpg(39kB, 1024x871)1752976354193.jpg
>>360392
In truth, only one CFL drone got anywhere close to developing a relationship with a human, and it lasted for a minute or so.
No.360394
Anonymous
Image:178021304380.png(177kB, 812x708)@qkrmwn.png
No.360395
Anonymous
Image:178021391321.jpg(85kB, 2048x1393)@dizzel_ee.jpg
No.360396
Anonymous
>>360390
>t. hausofdecline
No.360397
Anonymous
Image:178021487978.png(51kB, 1034x1375)zoemalecynmadeforBIP.png
>>360378
How about both?
No.360398
Anonymous
Replies:>>361059
I'm imagining J dressed as the batshit Pentex military bitch from Hunter: the Parenting. They're both corporate drones who love murder and work for a universe-ending entity pretending to be a megacorp, after all.
No.360399
Anonymous
>>360382
Awwwww
No.360400
Anonymous
Replies:>>360416
>>360206
>Ninja Gaiden but you're playing as a Drone fighting DDs
No.360401
Anonymous
>>360347
>t. woman from vice city
No.360402
Anonymous
Replies:>>360403
>>360382
This of course brings up who’d be the lurker and who the bosses would be
Mutants probably.
No.360403
Anonymous
>>360402
The Solver would be less a silly Cyn critter and more a primal force slowly consuming/converting the planet, kept at bay by the ritual sacrifice of particularly strong hosts. Replace hollowing with corruption, and Fire is instead that anti-Solver influence. So most bosses would be amalgamations of drone and meat. Imagine skeletons just being drone endoskeletons running at you.
The player-character's a host, which would definitely qualify as being a bearer of a curse, and now gets to choose whether to join the long line of kindling and burn away to keep the dark at bay, or walk off into the dark, letting themself and the world succumb to it. Or follow LD-A, the Scholar of the First Cyn's advice, compile a perfect patch from those who failed to do so before you, and march into the darkness, free of the Solver's corruption yet fully in control of its powers, master of your own destiny.
No.360404
Anonymous
Replies:>>360417>>360435
Image:178022037259.png(93kB, 536x307)TheTrap.png
>>360348
>>360349
>You will not catch me
Don't be so sure of yourself, Drone IRS is no joke
No.360405
Anonymous
Replies:>>360406
>>360373
Faggot bot that needs to be fixed.
No.360406
Anonymous
Replies:>>360407
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>>360405
With hot Man on drone gay sexo?
No.360407
Anonymous
Replies:>>360409
Image:178022163359.jpg(106kB, 1000x1300)1768045412311.jpeg
>>360406
Yes, anon, with hot Man on drone gay sexo.
No.360409
Anonymous
Image:178022185843.jpg(64kB, 1000x1028)6f94f342f019b664b8c87a8a47198b35.jpeg
>>360407
>How to tell boy and girl DDs apart when you can't see the legs?
>Boy drones have bigger backplates and are less aggressive
No.360410
Anonymous
Replies:>>360420
Image:178022916115.png(388kB, 1062x1300)It already knew them before they came.png
Bonus V log
>「Retrieving deleted audio log」
>「Audio log needs access」
>「Overriding access」
>「Welcome Administrator C-YN」
>「Loading audio in 3」
>「2」
>「1」
>「buzzing noiss can be heard before anyone spoked」
>「V:John...I appreciate you givinf us you're book on...whatever-」
>「John: It's not just "whatever" V. This is important so you guys dont-」
>「V:I GET IT!....I get it. Making sure we dont do anything stupid, or dumb, or whatever. Especially with N being overly friendly」
>「V:...But something have been bothering me when you showed me this」
>「V:Well to be more precise what you said. You said that you encounter two of these null artifacts...umm.."gaurdians"?」
>「V:Because in your very own notes you stated its a near 100 fatality rate. But yet you came out alive from both encounters. How?」
>「There was a brief pause before John spoke」
>「John:The first one...I wish I can recall it well but sadly cant. These things appear to have the ability to affect the mind onna deep subconscious level. Aka affecting memories and such」
>「John:How ever for the second one....it was more...how to put...eeeeeh "personal"」
>「V:Personal? How?」
>「John: Well before I became one of many people...well "drones" on managing and maintaining the doors...when I first got here thid outpost was doing something ambitious」
>「V:That being?」
>「John:Going out at sea. Turns out some few drones here founded and repaired a old ship. Luckily enough it was strong enough to pierce the ice by the docks that is a few miles out from this post. North east from here」
>「John: I was the one out of the total 13 who came alive out of the first voyage. Everyone else simply got killed」
>「V:Let me guess: from its "guardian?"」
>「John:Yup. Though if you been attention whag I wrote in that little journal of mines you'll realize thess null artifacts aren't boundsd by size and its material」
>「John:When we fiest came across it you can see it over the horizon. And it was quite big from that distance alone. So imagine how big it must of been when your up close to it? Cause if you ask me it sorta built like one of those sci-fi pyramids with those weirc spheres added to the top」
>「V:I see...but how this one is personal? As you sa-」
>「John: Because the guardian called me by name」
>「V:wh-」
>「John: It came from the past. And as it sank down the ship. Killed everyone but me. As it dragged me to the very depths where no light can even pierce it. It let me know WHO it was. Where we first meet before this whole planet was glassed」
>「John:Body all jagged. Covered in jagged spikes. Those spiraling eyes staring down upon me in the very darkness itself...before eventually it started to squeeze me. Forcing all the air out of my body till it eventually made me pass out」
>「John: Till eventually I woke up back up on land. Ship back on shore...well what at least remains of it...before I told everyone a false tale of what happened, it told me this before I left」
>「John:"John. I've been keeping a close eye on you when you first woken up. For I know a part of you has long sizzled out. Awaiting your fate that is long deserving"」
>「John:"But yet that drive still lingers deep within. And for thaf I decree you be banshed from the very sea. Including The Hounds that IT keeps on its leash. Until then, may your woes be many and your days few"」
>「A small moment of silence filled the room」
>「John:...You know...its funny. It banished you,J and N before you guys even arrive. And I find that interesting. Wanna know why?」
>「John:Cause not once within its past life it never encounters you guys or THEM. It really makes you think how anomalous the solver truly is huh?」
>「John:So its best that you guys listen to its advice and not go for a "swim". Unless you really want to "drown"」
>「End of audio log」
>「Archiving audio log」
>「Renaming log: Dont keep secrets from me my pets log 2」
No.360411
Anonymous
Replies:>>360413>>360418>>360428
Image:178023059091.jpg(413kB, 3720x2092)uzi doorman and pepe (murder drones) drawn by grimahlnik - 74b7821deec4d46494697cd23c6c6bc6.jpg
Finally spilled my spaghetti guys: I used the word "clang" with my family last night. I was able to pass it off. They don't know. I think.
No.360412
Anonymous
>>360217
> bunny maid
i thought it was just an oversized bow
No.360413
Anonymous
Replies:>>360430
Image:178023270673.jpg(4.67MB, 2209x3980)TheHarem.jpg
>>360411
When are you going to man up and introduce your drone wife(s) to your parents?
No.360414
Anonymous
Image:178023298784.png(1.23MB, 2480x2480)pepkot_skits_gets_it.png
>>360319
>>360320
yes
No.360415
Anonymous
Image:178023360355.jpg(37kB, 661x583)Gj37ELyWEAAMhR2.jpg
>>360365
kek
>>360382
cutie Amda, and kek filename
> make funpost, merc locks on to it and makes yet another drawing
doofenshmirtz ain't got SHIT on my nickels
No.360416
Anonymous
>>360400
> suitably brutal difficulty
No.360417
Anonymous
Replies:>>360419>>360436>>360598
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>>360348
Ill consider it if you pay your taxes fucko
>>360404
We shall get him one day

Now for some fun early morning facts:
>Lots of information regarding Obesk's moods can be visualized through their receptors much like facial expressions
>They can curl, uncurl, twist or even point to get some emotions across, or even just gesture with them.
>Uncurled or 'loose' receptors can indicate calmness, feeling relaxed, or even indicate a level of intoxication.
>Speaking of intoxication, its very likely these things get drunk off citrus.
>So why is that pie suspiciously lemon scented?
No.360418
Anonymous
>>360411
PUNCH Uzi
No.360419
Anonymous
>>360417
the funky drone bake
No.360420
Anonymous
>>360410
Based.
No.360421
Anonymous
Replies:>>360422>>360426>>360431
>>360382
Now you gotta show the the aftermath.
No.360422
Anonymous
Replies:>>360431
>>360421
>Amda's on-model here
>she doesn't have a but hole to tongue
>so Anon the Bearer of the Curse just tongues where her but hole would be if she was human
No.360423
Anonymous
Replies:>>360424>>360425>>360452
You think domesticated oogis behaved differently than wild oogis?
No.360424
Anonymous
>>360423
No such thing. You can't domesticate oogis. They're too goblin.
No.360425
Anonymous
Image:178024328075.jpg(1,019kB, 1920x1080)6b02b49fb63166360f237a0a0afc1468.jpg
>>360423
Differently to an extent.
No.360427
Anonymous
>>360426
>>360382
Amda is feeling romantical
No.360428
Anonymous
>>360411
Hugging Uzi
No.360429
Anonymous
Replies:>>360434>>360439>>360444
>>360172
>And Bunny, the All-gooning!
Bunny tries to kill (You) and her boss fight is her getting bred by the tarnished Anon
No.360430
Anonymous
>>360413
I thought that was a minecraft chest next to her
No.360431
Anonymous
Replies:>>360433
>>360421
>>360422
>Amda is a CFL test subject, ergo her scary flesh hole(s) only manifest when she's feeling particular witchy
>This still doesn't deter Anon, Bearer of the Curse, from fulfilling his anointed duty
No.360432
Anonymous
We should pit all the contentfags against eachother in a tournament to see who would win.
No.360433
Anonymous
Replies:>>360437
>>360431
Amda's an ordinary zombie drone, like Alice.
No.360434
Anonymous
>>360429
bunny is the small solo boss who summons in the big guy at half hp
No.360435
Anonymous
Image:178024676549.png(403kB, 619x598)92758e7c-2753-407e-a175-e75fbdbf8012.png
>>360404
A trap most devious
No.360436
Anonymous
Replies:>>360598
Image:178024752969.png(59kB, 1410x697)Screenshot 2026-05-31 100718.png
>>360417
>Receptors can also twitch if lightly brushed or when the individual is excited or energetic>
>when lost in thought or general spaced out they can also drift or float aimlessly into various twists idly
No.360437
Anonymous
Image:178024757726.jpg(57kB, 1400x787)theresachance.jpg
>>360433
So you're telling me there's still a chance.
No.360438
Anonymous
Image:178024763194.png(218kB, 850x831)veautifulvutt.png
>>360294
I don't know if this counts but I've busted so many times to it.
No.360439
Anonymous
>>360429
Hugging the bunny
No.360440
Anonymous
Replies:>>360442
Image:178024801547.jpg(133kB, 1105x1113)178001301114.jpg
>The Martyr raped her human Anon and got conscripted because of it
No.360441
Anonymous
Replies:>>360443>>360599
Image:178024807974.png(594kB, 1122x1300)John most evil transformation.png
John is getting real sick of these damn solver antics
No.360442
Anonymous
Replies:>>360445
>>360440
Anyone here know when this was first posted? Gotta upload it to the booru and would like to be able to give the first instance for the source.
No.360443
Anonymous
>>360441
Kek
No.360444
Anonymous
Replies:>>360449
>>360429
nigga thats a real person
No.360445
Anonymous
Replies:>>360446
>>360442
Not the Anon who just posted it but I am the Anon who drew it, in my files its last date of modification is 10/9/25. That may not be exact because I may have posted it after the last time I opened it or before, but not by more than a day or two.
No.360446
Anonymous
Replies:>>360447
>>360445
Is that what its details say when you right click?
No.360447
Anonymous
>>360446
Yep.
No.360448
Anonymous
Replies:>>360600
Image:178024950553.png(306kB, 1437x730)Uhhhhh.png
>>360294
You don't?
No.360449
Anonymous
Replies:>>360499
>>360444
Have you seen the sexually charged things Bunny has posted about her own self inserts?
No.360450
Anonymous
Replies:>>360459>>360477>>360601>>360632
Image:178024957015.png(33kB, 869x1041)Spoiler image
>>360390
Oh don't worry N. You may look. You'll have to get used to ONLY watching, though. I'll have fun with that Vanessa humie later...
No.360451
Anonymous
Image:178024967229.jpg(455kB, 1536x2048)HGZvuLXb0AAxJCZ.jpg
No.360452
Anonymous
>>360423
Only if they're pair bonded with an enn.
No.360453
Anonymous
Replies:>>360454>>360455>>360602
one /md/ character escapes containment and somehow becomes wildly popular on social media, to the point of getting content from every side of the fandom– with all that entails.
who do you choose to escape?
No.360454
Anonymous
Replies:>>360463
>>360453
Strawberry
No.360455
Anonymous
>>360453
Beretta. It'd help her come back out from under the Jane vermin's shadow.
No.360456
Anonymous
Replies:>>360461>>360462
Don't you corru fuckers have your own threads?
No.360457
Anonymous
Replies:>>360458>>360493
Image:178025089191.png(213kB, 1156x1060)blud is fuel or something idk.png
Which OC is most chuddy
No.360458
Anonymous
>>360457
The ones that gave me Solver War fatigue
No.360459
Anonymous
Replies:>>360460
>>360450
He looks like he fucks Human Vomen
No.360460
Anonymous
>>360459
>4'something" sexless industrial robot who's about as hot as a Funko Pop seduces, fingerbangs exhibitionist vampire
I'd read that H-doujin
No.360461
Anonymous
Replies:>>360467
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>>360456
your going to be more specific

but if your talking about my Veil-posting then im afraid she has every right of being here as all the other funky drones have.
No.360462
Anonymous
>>360456
At least they're not posting h*mans.
No.360463
Anonymous
Replies:>>360465>>360476
Image:178025120241.jpg(136kB, 676x1066)Spoiler image
Something old i found.
>>360454
She’s not even actually contained anymore. Funny enough, she gets way more content outside of /md/ than here, despite this literally being where she originated.
No.360464
Anonymous
Replies:>>360466>>360605
Image:178025128605.jpg(422kB, 1053x853)Val lewds.jpg
i lik humans
No.360465
Anonymous
Replies:>>360469
>>360463
Because you pester other artists for her, Berryboy.
No.360466
Anonymous
Replies:>>360468
>>360464
I have human fatigue.
No.360467
Anonymous
Replies:>>360472
>>360461
>He fell for the bait
This is due to corru brainrot, micro dose your aliens with the solver so that they become drones and you regain your vigilance
No.360468
Anonymous
>>360466
I have human lust
No.360469
Anonymous
Replies:>>360471
>>360465
>Blindly eating bait because I’m bored.
Damn, didn’t know asking suddenly became mind control. Pretty sure people can refuse or doing it on their own will.
No.360470
Anonymous
Replies:>>360471>>360478
Introducing SolverInc's newest invention!
The Jaunt! No more waiting hours at the spaceport, just take the Jaunt and you'll be at your destination in an instant!
No.360471
Anonymous
Image:178025202822.jpg(104kB, 850x1105)Jisagrot.jpg
>>360469
Berry you fuck stop taking bait, I do not care how bored you are, go watch this or something : The Isstvan III Atrocity: Episode I - Horus Heresy Battle Report (@0:26)youtube thumb But please stop giving the troll what he wants

>>360470
How often do they crash?
No.360472
Anonymous
Image:178025227933.jpg(11kB, 349x248)3qqix4qybf961.jpg
>>360467
i kinda figured it was bait...
I replied anyways because idk, thought id be funny
No.360473
Anonymous
Replies:>>360474>>360606
Everyone who hates DDs and Witches because they lost everything to them should not be prosecured! Free my girl Switch!
No.360474
Anonymous
>>360473
Yes but turn her into a DD first (Switch big solver butt is required)
No.360475
Anonymous
Replies:>>360512
I'm starting to wonder if the "Liam uses J as a proxy for an ex-girlfriend" joke/theory was just projection.
No.360476
Anonymous
Replies:>>360479
>>360463
all those free art request threads on reddit really added up huh
No.360477
Anonymous
Replies:>>360486>>360487>>360488>>360632
Image:178025336322.png(61kB, 1218x1151)fhomd.png
>>360450
>>360390
This gave me funny ideas.
No.360478
Anonymous
>>360470
Nah man, I use WARP trains for all my travel needs.
No.360479
Anonymous
>>360476
You would just traumatize her more if she doesn't kill herself first.
No.360480
Anonymous
Replies:>>360481>>360482
Image:178025375758.png(474kB, 2300x2300)IMG_4003.png
Post canon good ending worldbuilding
No.360481
Anonymous
Replies:>>360483
>>360480
What factions exist in your post-canon ending?
No.360482
Anonymous
>>360480
Fugue?
No.360483
Anonymous
Replies:>>360484>>360485
>>360481
Personally I like all the factions to exist at once, even the contradictory ones
No.360484
Anonymous
>>360483
> even the contradictory ones
Such as?
No.360485
Anonymous
>>360483
Even the crossover ones like from Warhammer, WeYa, TriTachyon, Nanotrasen and etc?
No.360486
Anonymous
>>360477
Inshallah she shall get to taste the biker man both as a drone and as a human
No.360487
Anonymous
>>360477
Haha, blue balls.
No.360488
Anonymous
Replies:>>360490
>>360477
Now add the maN plowing his drone behind
No.360489
Anonymous
I just wanna be smothered in Bonnie's booba
No.360490
Anonymous
Replies:>>360492>>360632
Image:178025572023.png(177kB, 3700x3034)HFOMDandHMOFD.png
>>360488
Sure thing!
No.360491
Anonymous
Replies:>>360534
Image:178025581035.png(164kB, 484x781)Untitled132_20260531202850.png
>>360311
Ok.
No.360492
Anonymous
Replies:>>360494
>>360490
Damn, I got outplayed, also V got cloned to be twice the slut lmao!
No.360493
Anonymous
>>360457
Blondi, it's not even up for debate
No.360494
Anonymous
Replies:>>360495
>>360492
She is not a slut.
No.360495
Anonymous
Replies:>>360496
>>360494
V is not only a SLUT, she is also damaged goods
No.360496
Anonymous
Replies:>>360497>>360631
Image:178025834596.png(28kB, 889x885)Spoiler image
>>360495
Stop saying mean stuff about my wife.
No.360497
Anonymous
Replies:>>360498
>>360496
Who is this
No.360498
Anonymous
>>360497
V's husband, clearly.
No.360499
Anonymous
>>360449
yeah what about it
No.360500
Mom
Replies:>>360609
Image:178026230955.png(500kB, 920x1654)59d72b1dd441b571b81155b44a6b0a9c.png
>wbat do you mean you won't have children with my coworkers?
>they're completely stable and won't hurt you much
No.360501
Anonymous
Replies:>>360507>>360516
Image:178026233221.jpg(433kB, 2000x2000)GPkrI5rXoAE5l29.jpg
I haven't heard about Glitch INN in a while, is anyone still apart of it?
No.360502
Anonymous
Replies:>>360503>>360504>>360542
Someone vandalized an old drawpile
No.360503
Anonymous
Replies:>>360505
>>360502
Was it at least funny?
No.360504
Anonymous
>>360502
Sucks I guess but doesn't really matter, whenever one is "finished" its been saved and uploaded.
No.360505
Anonymous
Replies:>>360506>>360517>>360519>>360523
Image:178026321023.png(956kB, 1170x1183)Screenshot 2026-05-31 at 5.32.56 PM.png
>>360503
Do you find this funny? I'm more confused than anything
No.360506
Anonymous
>>360505
>Goes after an old drawpile that's already been archived in the booru
Bitch behavior
No.360507
Anonymous
>>360501
Mostly been quite in the glitch inn front
No.360508
Anonymous
Replies:>>360512
I told J she was in charge of city management and set her up with a copy of Cities: Skylines. She had infinite money and still somehow managed to somehow burn the place down. She's inconsolable.
No.360509
Anonymous
Replies:>>360515>>360612
Image:178026461834.jpg(3.42MB, 4000x1553)Spoiler image
Friends, it is with a heavy heart that I inform you that a new part of Chuuni Uzi will not be posted today, or up until next weekend. I got the motivation for painting models in the last two days and as it something rare for me lately I had to seize the opportunity, I also can't stop listening to Horus Heresy audiobooks, but I have everything planned out and just need to actually write the damn thing. I feel the need to at least tell you a small bit, so: Uzi and the gang will not do much of import, mostly deal with consequences, Tessa and her crew will perform a bit of "Hostile acquisitions/Industrial sabotage" to appease the shareholders. Also although it is poor recompense (Mostly because I suck at taking photos) here is a picture of the models I'm working. I know that some of you don't care about warhammer, so for you I will post an image of a drone afterwards
No.360510
Anonymous
Image:178026464407.png(580kB, 2000x2000)CuteY.png
And here is the drone of apology
No.360511
Anonymous
Image:178026468288.png(275kB, 505x698)Cynpantsu.png
Look at this one as well, it's extra distracting
No.360512
Anonymous
>>360508
>>360475
No.360513
Anonymous
>>360289
Depressed N.
No.360514
Anonymous
Replies:>>360544
Image:178026506643.jpg(69kB, 678x1044)GYdAPYobUAApyfl.jpg
No.360515
Anonymous
Replies:>>360518>>360520>>360525>>360527>>360531>>360561>>360613
Image:178026541226.jpg(317kB, 1280x923)tumblr_7dcd35dfb1b36db42d0d7acebc5cc86b_24d9791a_1280.jpg
>>360509
anyone here into Trench Crusade?
No.360516
Anonymous
>>360501
I downloaded and dumped a lot of the murder drones related glitch inn stuff way back earlier this year, I haven't been back since but if I had to guess it probably doesn't have much in the drones or Vickers category as if recent.
No.360517
Anonymous
>>360505
Just ask a janny to delete the layer
No.360518
Anonymous
Replies:>>360522
Image:178026571666.jpg(53kB, 800x500)laughing heretics.jpg
>>360515
>Trench Crusade
No.360519
Anonymous
Replies:>>360535
>>360505
Send the link.
No.360520
Anonymous
Replies:>>360522
>>360515
>Troon crusade
No.360521
skavanon
Replies:>>360529
Video + 🎵:178026626683.mp4(3.93MB / 0:00:21 / h264+aac, 1280x720)copy_81D82B87-E74D-4DB8-A847-AFF11507DF18.mp4
went to a panel in a murder drones cosplay at my local con
it was a panel with the va's for GTA

also have fun you now know what i sound like
No.360522
Anonymous
Replies:>>360524>>360527>>360614
Image:178026633537.png(158kB, 1198x638)174425843470.png
>>360520
>>360518
Well, I like it
So there
No.360523
Anonymous
>>360505
This was probably scribbles
No.360524
Anonymous
Replies:>>360527
Image:178026672459.jpg(1.25MB, 3916x1329)Word Besters.jpg
>>360522
I double dip tho
When im not drawing im usually painting
doing a Word Bester army rn
No.360525
Anonymous
Replies:>>360526
>>360515
Putting aside anything political, it looked interesting, but not really my style setting-wise. The only other thing I've heard is that the models/rules have or had quality issues?
Tabletop's my preferred /tg/, not minis.
No.360526
Anonymous
Image:178026702693.jpg(237kB, 811x579)8SCxxaL.jpeg
>>360525
>The only other thing I've heard is that the models/rules have or had quality issues?
Not really, and the issues they did have were exaggerated and fixed over time. Models use to have some Resin traps in rare cases, but it got patched. None of my multiple armies had any issues.

I think the rules are awesome, my preferred wargame but I generally prefer Skermishs Wargames compared to typical Wargames like 40k. The rules are very tight and concise imo
No.360527
Anonymous
Replies:>>360530
Image:178026727920.png(438kB, 2000x2000)Ypaint.png
>>360515
>>360522
The lore is mid as fuck, I've heard that there was some shady stuff happening with the kick starter campaign and I'm gonna be honest I dislike the models, the term cadslop is thrown around a lot but I can't call it anything else. Also I love the fact that all "GW killers" always decide to shoot themselves in the foot by matching/exceeding GW prices

>>360524
NICE! Did you post these on tg before? I think I saw something similar once Also, as an autist I must inform you that my custom warband worships the gods harder than your legion ever did, Lorgar is a failure, L + ratio + Hydra Dominatus, +Hail the first Viper Ascendant. But you guys have tasty Kool Aid
No.360529
Anonymous
>>360521
Based.
No.360530
Anonymous
Replies:>>360533
Image:178026820527.png(15kB, 108x115)Screenshot 2024-02-21 190810.png
>>360527
>The lore is mid as fuck
1st edition tbh and also I like it a lot
Cant really defend a subjective opinion other then saying it will get better over time AND that I like it as is
>I've heard that there was some shady stuff happening with the kick starter campaign
The only issue with the kickstarter is they partnered with a shitty distributor, and they were shit and delivered some poorly made models which were replaced, and it became a huge scandal, other than that, the KS went great. Some people bemoan them switching to plastic models, but I think its for the best. You can still print all the Factions, but newer models will be available for those with 3D printers.
>I'm gonna be honest, I dislike the models
I like em, they look Gnarly and are fun to paint.
>Also I love the fact that all "GW killers" always decide to shoot themselves in the foot by matching/exceeding GW prices
Fair but tbh all TC things i've seen far are like 20-30 bucks cheaper then similar GW products
For example, the first TC campaign Boxset coming is 120, GWs is going to be 200-300 from what I Hear. Models are 45 for the Prussian warband while GW is about 60. Seems reasonable to me overall.

Also
> Hydra Dominatus
Stupid Snake Boys you'll never be The Gods favorites, maybe Tzeentch but that's IT
No.360531
Anonymous
>>360515
I like its aesthetic, find its devs distasteful, and its not relevant to Murder Drones at all.
No.360532
Anonymous
Replies:>>360538>>360546>>360548>>360615
Image:178026885134.png(1.35MB, 1568x1824)Optimal combat posture.png
>Techanon frowns at the obstruction in his living room
>It's Pavo, as always
>Right now he's posing, his forearms resting on the floor and his ass high in the air
>"So is there any particular reason you're doing this?" he asks
>"There is, actually. This is the optimal pose if I want to use the second-most lethal thing on my body to full effect," Pavo replies, shaking his tailfeathers with a smirk
>"The first most lethal is-"
>"Is my God-given ass, yes."
>It was manmade and decidedly not 'God-given', but Anon wasn't going to deny Pavo his Bowie reference
>"Of course. And how effective is it?"
>"Very. If I use a full-power flash, I could take down an army. Not that they ever deploy in numbers like that, thankfully."
>"It was a bit odd to mount the array in a spot where your body blocks most of it."
>"There's not really a good place for it, is there, honey? It'd be too heavy on the head, and too damage-prone on the arms or legs."
>"And you wouldn't be able to fly on them if they were wings. I guess you're right."
>"Of course I am."
>"...Now can you stop-"
>"Can, but won't. Just enjoy the show, Anon~"
>"...I'll use you as a footstool."
>"Hey, if that's what you're into..."
>Techanon lets out a displeased groan
No.360533
Anonymous
Image:178026900676.gif(981kB, 240x480)gowoerkergo.gif
>>360530
>you'll never be The Gods favorites
Nuh uh! The Endless Vipers warband has had 5 daemon princes lead it already, we summon a fresh one whenever we lose one using a book we nicked from (you, Word Bearers) I'm gonna 3d print myself the metal one soon, shit will be so cash
No.360534
Anonymous
>>360491
biker men want this
No.360535
Anonymous
Replies:>>360536
>>360519
https://magma.com/d/ng3ih5qLsE
No.360536
Anonymous
Replies:>>360541
>>360535
>it was privatedust
No.360537
Anonymous
Replies:>>360539>>360540
Image:178026971777.jpg(215kB, 1197x1015)1706836423122227.jpg
Whose PrivateDust? New Schizo
No.360538
Anonymous
Image:178027005495.png(299kB, 2200x1800)IMG_4462.png
>>360532
dumb bird, your ass is gonna block the tv
No.360539
Anonymous
Image:178027019121.png(4.26MB, 2420x1660)No Thoughts Heads Empty.png
>>360537
> anon does not read the thread at all and just assumes the worst of anything and everyone
No.360540
Anonymous
>>360537
I agree, we should ban him.
No.360541
Anonymous
Replies:>>360543>>360545>>360568
>>360536
Sorry I was bored and did random shit I'll delete it kek
No.360542
Anonymous
>>360502
it was already archived, so who cares?
No.360543
Anonymous
Replies:>>360547
>>360541
Okay, for your boredom, we will restrict how much you can do on the drawpile.
No.360544
Anonymous
Replies:>>360630
>>360514
>be Colt
>your mom and grandma and older big sister and little sister are all arguing with each other again
>your dad and grandpa are dissociating because they can't deal with this shit, so they can't help
>your older big brother is streaming (he just started a BRB so he could scream over all the shit he deals with), so he can't help
>you tried to hide with your younger big brother, but his giant centipede monster body is blocking the door to his room
>even if it it wasn't he'd most likely try to get your opinion on two or more music samples that sound pretty much identical to you
>again
>make for the front door
>gotta go outside, clear your head, get a grip
>your younger big sister literally teleports into your path
>"Oh, I was just looking for you Colt! Uh, my friend here... she told me she thinks you're really cute and wants to get to know you better, so..."
>she gestures at the empty air, and towards the ground for some reason
>"Colt, Rebecca. Rebecca, Colt."
>you feel a cold chill climb up your spine
>same as it ever was
>same as it ever was
>same as it ever was
>same as it ever was
>same as it ever was
>same as it ever was
>same as it ever was
No.360545
Anonymous
>>360541
Car, ban this man
No.360546
Anonymous
>>360532
kek, good green
No.360547
Anonymous
>>360543
That seems hardly fair.
No.360548
Anonymous
Replies:>>360581
>>360532
Butt
No.360549
Anonymous
Replies:>>360550>>360554
Keeter goes rawr!!!
No.360550
Anonymous
>>360549
on my cock
No.360551
Anonymous
Replies:>>360552>>360556
What will Anon do when he learns that Akita isn't actually a drone?
No.360552
Anonymous
>>360551
still fuck her
No.360553
Anonymous
Replies:>>360616
Image:178027268171.png(31kB, 1167x725)176353029315.png
where is she
No.360554
Anonymous
Replies:>>360558
>>360549
Akita having an engrossing conversation with her (very, very, very, very) big brother Geist about the Jurassic Park soundtrack
No.360555
Anonymous
Replies:>>360559
Sex. With drones? I mean if we have the time the day's kind of packed.
No.360556
Anonymous
Replies:>>360557
>>360551
>"You've been lying to me this whole time, Akita?"
>"N-no, I-"
>"God, is this why you're so hot? You've been using your solver mind powers on me?"
>"Wha-"
>"This is why I can't stop thinking about you, isn't it? You got into my head!"
>"W-what?"
No.360557
Anonymous
>>360556
>t. zack thompson
No.360558
Anonymous
>>360554 (me)
After I posted this, I realized this relationship would probably have started with a younger Geist excitedly rambling about the Jurassic Park soundtrack at his (probably like four years younger than him) little sister, who's confused and kind of intimidated and barely manages to squeak out that she brought up Jurassic Park to him because she wanted to talk about the dinosaurs with him (and is ignored, assuming Geist even heard her).
No.360559
Anonymous
Replies:>>360562
>>360555
But I thought we made drones specifically to free up our schedules
No.360560
Anonymous
Replies:>>360574>>360577>>360617
Image:178027569707.jpg(249kB, 1567x1233)KiriePortrait.jpg
>>360528
Quick Kirie sketch before I have to start the work week, I only got today off this week and I wanted to at least make a little something before having to roll right back over into another work week.
No.360561
Anonymous
>>360515
Ngl shit is metal as fuck
No.360562
Anonymous
>>360559
Yes. Your schedules. Which means their schedules is packed.
No.360563
Anonymous
Replies:>>360564>>360567>>360569>>360570>>360573>>360588
Image:178027774051.jpg(188kB, 900x900)HJm0N83XEAA8TkK.jpg
The fuck is this shit?
No.360564
Anonymous
Replies:>>360566
>>360563
This was definitely drawn by an underage user
No.360566
Anonymous
>>360564
>drawn by an underage user
>I draw worse than a minor
fml
No.360567
Anonymous
>>360563
Dunno, but my politics are that I want this one specific person to have their rights taken away.
Just for fun.
No.360568
Anonymous
Image:178027810544.jpg(39kB, 686x386)hq720.jpg
>>360541
>"You are done. Fired. Do not show your face at the drawpile again. Stay away from the dronebooru. Do not go near it...ever. Are you listening to me?.....In the meantime, there's the matter of your threadshitting. It's a problem you promised to resolve. You have failed. Now it's left to me to deal with it. If you try to interfere, this becomes a much simpler matter. I will leak your face. I will leak your socials. I will leak your old drawings."
No.360569
Anonymous
Replies:>>360572
>>360563
Why bring it here? Are you just bored to the point of numbness?
No.360570
Anonymous
Replies:>>360571
>>360563
>if you are reading this right now, i beg you to make your stance on politics known NOW.
I, specifically, should have an uncharacteristically loving J wife that I act as a house-husband to as she makes us money with uncharacteristic competence.
No.360571
Anonymous
>>360570
liberty men say this
No.360572
Anonymous
Replies:>>360576
>>360569
This is an MD board is it not?
No.360573
skavanon
>>360563

my political ideology is anarcho-malarkey
give me foolishness and nonsense or give me death
No.360574
Anonymous
Replies:>>360618
>>360560
Lads, what's your read, would undead and full of apparently paranormal nanomachines Kirie be more or less suicidally self-loathing than biomechanical nightmare monster Kirie?
No.360576
Anonymous
>>360572
Yeah, but it’s not a Twitter politics board, at least imo if one is tainting the other there’s no need for it to be here.
Bad enough we have to deal with /shartyco/ faggots, much less mindraped Twitter activists who need every piece of media they pretend to enjoy to be their evangelizing pulpit.
No.360577
Anonymous
>>360560
> Kirie in the suit
ayy, nice
No.360579
Anonymous
The elites don't want you to know this but the Nuzi kids are free, you can just take them home. I have 15 Nuzi kids.
No.360581
Anonymous
>>360548
If you give him a scritch just above where the array connects, he gets REALLY into it.
Don't ask why, there's nothing that should be causing it. Sentinel drones are just a little goofy like that. Must be the immunity code.
No.360582
Anonymous
Replies:>>360583
Image:178028130474.jpg(189kB, 1500x1110)4d024968a6a994bb3795d18a9426d6a0.jpg
>silly cyn fleshscapes a garloid and gifts it to you as your pet
No.360583
Anonymous
>>360582
thank you cyn
says tech jacket
No.360584
Anonymous
Replies:>>360585>>360587>>360589>>360590>>360619
Image:178028210760.png(142kB, 1487x1906)buse drone.png
No.360585
Anonymous
>>360584
Jesus Christ how terrifying
No.360586
Anonymous
Image:178028239882.png(2.68MB, 2893x3391)177406205675.png
Flat is justice big brother anon.
No.360587
Anonymous
>>360584
>N gets the abuse drone a mirror
>It holds it up to him with its nubs
>Cyn is reflected in it
No.360588
Anonymous
>>360563
They copy pasted the hands, now I gotta vote Republican.
No.360589
Anonymous
>>360584
is this what vicious finds funny
No.360590
Anonymous
Image:178028326741.png(226kB, 609x610)1780260792367336.png
>>360584
Christ, is this turning into a template meme already?
No.360591
Anonymous
Replies:>>360592
How do I teach my worker drone tricks?
No.360592
Anonymous
Replies:>>360593
>>360591
>order your drone to do a trick
>keep him if he succeeds
>destroy him and toss him in the corpse pile if he fails
>James still hasn't found a good drone magician, no matter how hard he tries
No.360593
Anonymous
>>360592
This is actually how Solver Cyn survived.
No.360594
Anonymous
Replies:>>360596>>360603
I have equiped a murder drone with my patented Anti Acid device!
>It's a cork on her stinger
No.360595
Anonymous
Replies:>>360622>>360625>>360659
Image:178028658856.png(22kB, 789x1086)she died btw.png
>>360381
truly an OC for the ages
i've done enough cheesecake for one day tho so no girl kissing
No.360596
Anonymous
Replies:>>360604
>>360594
You can just feed them Rolaids.
No.360597
Anonymous
Replies:>>360694
And so, PrivateDust is finally dead.
No.360598
Anonymous
>>360417
>>360436
Kek, nice.
No.360599
Anonymous
>>360441
Fucking kek.
No.360600
Anonymous
>>360448
Digital gold.
No.360601
Anonymous
>>360450
Nice.
No.360602
Anonymous
>>360453
Ivory or Pavo. That would be legendary.
No.360603
Anonymous
Replies:>>360607>>360626
Image:178028780863.png(30kB, 1220x1057)acid.png
>>360594
An Anti Acid drone you say?
i'll be the judge of that
No.360604
Anonymous
>>360596
What would happen if a drone ate a roll of mentos then drank a diet coke?
No.360605
Anonymous
Image:178028792710.png(276kB, 1265x823)1768045411509.png
>>360464
Damn, I am too, because I am also a human.
No.360606
Anonymous
>>360473
She was imprisoned for murder, not for hatred.
No.360607
Anonymous
Replies:>>360608>>360627
Image:178028813898.png(54kB, 1166x1014)acid2.png
>>360603
why do the threads lie to me...
No.360608
Anonymous
>>360607
He loves it!
No.360609
Anonymous
Replies:>>360610>>360611
Image:178028826185.png(2.31MB, 1007x1358)1768045411361.png
>>360500
>That same "completely stable" colleague, at any random moment:
No.360610
Anonymous
>>360609
Still would.
No.360611
Anonymous
Replies:>>360628
>>360609
Look, she probably won't gradually gnaw you face off in the middle of the night.
No.360612
Anonymous
>>360509
Damn, that's a nice paint job.
No.360613
Anonymous
>>360515
The Tranch Crusade looks good, but it doesn't have the same amount of lore as Warhammer. Plus, I haven't heard of any lore books about the Tranch Crusade yet.
No.360614
Anonymous
>>360522
Kek.
No.360615
Anonymous
>>360532
Techanon's heterosexuality is cracking, but it's holding up for now. That's willpower.
No.360616
Anonymous
>>360553
Let's hope she's dead. That's one of the best outcomes when you're touched by the solver.
No.360617
Anonymous
>>360560
Nice!
No.360618
Anonymous
>>360574
The first option resonates with me more.
No.360619
Anonymous
>>360584
Holy kek.
No.360620
Anonymous
Replies:>>360621>>360623>>360624>>360629>>360633>>360637
Image:178029083294.png(662kB, 786x1398)Spoiler image
Near on model j sexo
No.360621
Anonymous
>>360620
>stomach bulge
>hand on cheek
Stop, my penis can only get so erect.youtube thumb
No.360622
Anonymous
>>360595
Kek
No.360623
Anonymous
Image:178029157256.png(378kB, 1090x1020)[null].png
>>360620
Hot
No.360624
Anonymous
>>360620
This sucks, make more hubba bubba
No.360625
Anonymous
>>360595
Repe!
>File name.
Shit...
No.360626
Anonymous
>>360603
Kek.
No.360627
Anonymous
>>360607
Holy kek.
No.360628
Anonymous
>>360611
This is an objectively very significant advantage.
No.360629
Anonymous
>>360620
Based sex.
No.360630
Anonymous
>>360544
He can handle it.
No.360631
Anonymous
>>360496
Kek.
No.360632
Anonymous
>>360490
>>360477
>>360450
Nice.
No.360633
Anonymous
>>360620
Cute and built for post-sex cuddling.
No.360634
Anonymous
Replies:>>360635>>360639>>360646>>360669
Image:178029332049.png(144kB, 423x804)Untitled133_20260601065427.png
Cop.
No.360635
Anonymous
Replies:>>360706
>>360634
Good job Strawberry Anon. Also fuck the police (sexually).
No.360636
Anonymous
Replies:>>360638>>360641>>360668
Image:178029606202.png(91kB, 695x1025)slendy.png
What if Slenderman was MD?
No.360637
Anonymous
>>360620
SHOW ME
No.360638
Anonymous
>>360636
Another solver monster. Send a sentinel drone and an infantry platoon to eliminate it.
No.360639
Anonymous
>>360634
Stop tracing.
No.360641
Anonymous
>>360636
I'm here at my cousin Tessa's house, where I'm dronesitting for her while she's in the hospital.
Now I don't know if her white slaves are nocturnal or what, but I keep hearing these strange sounds coming from the kitchen...
No.360642
Anonymous
Replies:>>360643>>360645
Image:178029873177.gif(57kB, 800x450)ezgif-21279550d48ad18e.gif
WARNING

This Jane will be busting down a move most sexual style; no attempts at restraining her have succeeded

for your own safety, do not watch

you've been warned
No.360643
Anonymous
Replies:>>360644
Image:178029965741.gif(1.90MB, 480x204)fffaibvbunwe1[1].gif
>>360642
No.360644
Anonymous
>>360643
>He watched the video you're not suppose to watch
how do we stop this
No.360645
Anonymous
Image:178030041605.png(190kB, 249x363)1768045888497.png
>>360642
SEX!
No.360646
Anonymous
Replies:>>360658>>360669>>360720
Image:178030074668.png(175kB, 467x777)Untitled134_20260601085741.png
>>360634
>Strawrobbery
Can't have a cop without the thief
No.360647
Anonymous
Replies:>>360648
Image:178030115208.gif(103kB, 369x480)IMG_4024.gif
Copacabana (At the Copa) (Short Version)youtube thumb
No.360648
Anonymous
>>360647
Go White Girl Go!
No.360649
Anonymous
Guys help a rat like woman broke into my house, started playing this song and hasn’t stopped dancing. I’m scared
Jane!youtube thumb
No.360650
Anonymous
Replies:>>360651>>360654>>360660>>360661
Image:178030151361.png(346kB, 824x926)pavopreg.png
Today pride month. Unleash the Pavo
No.360651
Anonymous
Replies:>>360652
>>360650
It’s pride month?
Most of the OCs are fags so this is a big occasion
No.360652
Anonymous
Replies:>>360653
>>360651
Alright, pack up the straight OCs and stuff them in the warehouse for the month.
No.360653
Anonymous
Replies:>>360656>>360671
>>360652
What all 3 of them? What will they do, play poker together
No.360654
Anonymous
Replies:>>360657
>>360650
Has science figured out why Pavo gets a 40% damage boost in June?
No.360655
Anonymous
If Cyn invaded earth during June would she have to forfeit the solver war immediately or be called homophobic?
No.360656
Anonymous
>>360653
Yes. Ask Khan for fresh packs if their cards wear out.
No.360657
Anonymous
Replies:>>360662
>>360654
His ass get more boost
No.360658
Anonymous
>>360646
Cute pun
No.360659
Anonymous
Replies:>>360704>>360705>>360727>>360739
Image:178030517069.png(9kB, 252x191)177823609112.png
>>360595
>Three disassembly drones sit on top of their spire. Their names are A, B, and C. Of course, their names are target designations. Who cares what their names actually are?
>Cyn is pleased. The campaign against human forces on the planet Gliese 928, otherwise known as New Endor, has gone well.
>It's only a matter of time until the spire complex needed to raze the planet is completed.
>A, B, and C are on their downtime, from top their ivory plastic and oil tower. They've killed enough today.
>New Endor never had much human defenses. It was a college planet, with more libraries than orbital defense guns.
>This was going to be an easy campaign. They'd seen no resistance.

>They call her the bombergirl. The bombergirl has no name.
>With her big blue hat on her hair, and her top cut down to there.
>She followed no rules, no uniform, no creed, no commander. That's how she'll survive.
>She is no less a mystery to the survivors. But she inspires them.
>She can't be caught. She's never seen.
>Nobody even knows where she came from!
"They can take the planet. They can kill as many people as they want. But they can't take your home."
>What little it takes to inspire her comrades.
>The premise is simple. The Murder Drones have invaded the planet. Now they seek to hold it, building those damned corpse spires of worker drones.
>That's where their plan is most vulnerable.
>Murder Drones hate the underground. That's where they die the most. That's where humanity strikes from.

>The Planetary Guard had left alot of thing when they ran. Or died.
>A lot of guns without ammo. A lot of drones without cores. A lot of explosives without explosions.
>The resistance is fearful at the lack of potential. They were all just college kids. But this girl knows better. She has everything she needs.
>The rebels scurry along in the sewers, following the word of this mysterious woman. few carry guns. All carry some kind of demolition charge.
>At some point, these kids all went to this school they run about, now carrying weapons of war. To an extent, they all knew each other.
>They all ask the same question.
>Who is this girl? What is her plan? Does she know what she is doing? What are plastic explosives going to do against Murder Drones, who can survive missiles?
>Why are we carrying all of our school supplies with us?
"You're all good kids. So please give me your all."

>A, B, and C are discussing the next day of conquest. They lament the favoritism given to the NVJ squad. They have their final meals.
>The sun is now rising, a time to hide for these three. Another day of slaughter is planned from their worker corpse beds.
PING! POW! POP!
>They take fire! Not accurate fire. Small arms fire can't hurt them, but they have been shot at. The three have such little time to react.
>A pulls her squad from their rest. This offense can't be allowed to go unpunished. They scramble into the New Endor skies.
>They don't intend to burn in the Sun. Humans have tried this tactic before, to lure them to burn. Less squads have fallen to simple tactics.
>The fire came not from the nearby campus buildings. This isn't another Texas tower shootout. It came from the ground.
>It really is too bad these humans weren't so smart. Now they could get out of the light, and then kill them in their classrooms.
>A, B, and C descend like falcons. The girls scream in their furious warrioress charge, the humans cease their fire and flee.
>Men have no tactics, compared to drones. They've all massed into one building, expecting concentrated fire to carry the day. Too easy.
>The girls burst through the roof, debris clouds the area. But the humans have fled. They've fled like roaches.
POW! PING! POP!
>Another burst of rifle leads the three towards the entrance of a long hallway. They see men running. They chase.

>The bombergirl is not smarter than a machine. But she is experienced.
>She knows nothing about school. That is obvious to those who've observed her. However, even she is knowledgeable of the most simple truths.
>The first truth is death. All death is certain.
>The second truth is taxes. All things in life have a cost.
>The third truth is the most well known in our modern world.
>That truth is the supremacy of the quality of JCJensen products.
BOOOMMMM!
>Pens. Pencils. Paperclips. Binders. Computers. Coffee Machines. Magnets. JCJensen makes quite a many things that can be found in a modern classroom.
>All of them do the same thing when you apply the laws of thermodynamics.

>B is incapacitated. She took a hole puncher to the face. C is bleeding out, mutilated horrifically. Only a JCJensen IED could blow her arm off at Mach 25. Nothing else could've survived the dramatic equation.
>A screams in horror and pain. A JCJensen ball point pen pierces her core. It's firmly lodged. It has written it's final words, that of the poetry of death.
"Everybody on their feet!"
>Bombergirl calls the kids forth to come collect their papers, who then pull out their phone's flashlights, in a crude, boot looping mechanism to incapacitate the girls. She will have given them all the highest marks for this assignment.
>Murder Drones are dumb creatures. Arrogance clouds their judgement. But you can't fight them on the field.
>Simple thermodynamics alone never killed them. Bombs, chemicals, fire - none of that works.
>You can't shoot them to death. You can't fight them with bayonets. You can't starve them. They do those things to you. They do those things to your men, and to those you love.
>You need a little bit of magic to take them out. Another bit of knowledge in basic underwater demolition helps too.
>It's something she learned over her previous career. A different time in her life.
"Wow, the pen still works!"
>She doodles a Killroy cartoon on A's cold, dead chest. B and C can be salvaged for better things, maybe, but only after they cool down.
>They'll be used to fry omelets until they do.
>"How did you how to rig this up? Weren't you worried at all? Who are you, Bombergirl?"
>Her followers ask her questions. A true wartime leader always gives them the truth.
"I'm nobody special. Just a girl using her education benefits!"
>To live a life in eternal war, without the burden of student loans!
No.360660
Anonymous
Replies:>>360663>>360664
>>360650
If Techanon was female, would Pavo want her
No.360661
Anonymous
>>360650
Today begins a scary month, even more scary than No Nut November.
No.360662
Anonymous
>>360657
Fucking kek.
No.360663
Anonymous
>>360660
Techanonsexual, so probably.
Straight yet unbelievably flamboyant Pavo is incredibly cursed, though.
No.360664
Anonymous
>>360660
Maybe, because just because you're a faggot doesn't mean you can't fuck a woman.
No.360665
Anonymous
Replies:>>360677>>360678
Image:178030643234.png(20kB, 731x671)26c86b188fa779dc172cfbd291c5f5c8.png
No.360666
Anonymous
Replies:>>360667>>360670
Image:178030651448.png(116kB, 640x303)howdy surface slickers!.png
Women? Fags? I just want to fuck cute drones for god sakes.
No.360667
Anonymous
Image:178030722143.png(159kB, 478x561)phibunny.png
>>360666
What if the cute drone is a fag woman? (El Dyke)
No.360668
Anonymous
>>360636
lol wut
No.360669
Anonymous
>>360634
>>360646
donut eaters
both of them
No.360670
Anonymous
Replies:>>360672>>360708
Image:178030756394.png(302kB, 1200x1200)jackalope alice idk.png
>>360666
that one anon really was the main source of Aliceposting wasn't he
No.360671
Anonymous
Replies:>>360673>>360674>>360675>>360676>>360681>>360925
Image:178030760653.png(13kB, 581x400)warehouselist.png
>>360653
>Roll caaaaaaaaaaall
No.360672
Anonymous
Image:178030797144.png(1.35MB, 2880x1800)alice7zwiw84cei2c1.png
>>360670
Yeah and I remember and love seeing all the Aliceposts whenever I hopped on here. Still luv me some Alice, simple as.y most favorite texan (or Appalachian) deer drone wife!
No.360673
Anonymous
Replies:>>360674
>>360671
funnily enough, all NUzi kids
most humans not by pocketsteaks
No.360674
Anonymous
Image:178030841909.jpg(106kB, 771x593)Sd-C# and SD-Fb.jpg
>>360671
>>360673
Canonical oc couple
No.360675
Anonymous
Image:178030879391.jpg(41kB, 744x813)GamblY.jpg
>>360671
Y! (I locked Phi in the basement, not sure when she will get out)
No.360676
Anonymous
Image:178030894399.png(840kB, 2000x1666)ThetaDeltussy.png
>>360671
Oh yeah and these two (Despite that one attempt to Feminize Delta by one of the Anons)
No.360677
Anonymous
>>360665
>When Techanon broke down after so many years of abstinence
No.360678
Anonymous
Replies:>>360679
>>360665
Carrying Pavo around because he can't walk!
Having sexo through a bluetooth adapter so that he can pursue his true passion of being (you)r bottom bitch
Giving a lot of aftercare to your hotwheels drone!
No.360679
Anonymous
Replies:>>360719
>>360678
Kek, I just realized that Pavo is one of the few OCs whose life isn't a living hell.
No.360680
Anonymous
Replies:>>360683
Pige flew to my university and built a nest. Again.
No.360681
Anonymous
Replies:>>360682>>360692>>360696
>>360671
Does someone count as straight if she had a boyfriend while also being bisexual?
No.360682
Anonymous
>>360681
Is the boyfriend a drone? If so it's a boyfirend (Boiwife)
No.360683
Anonymous
Replies:>>360684
>>360680
since when could she fly
No.360684
Anonymous
Replies:>>360686
>>360683
Then how did she make a nest on the 10th floor?
No.360685
Anonymous
Replies:>>360689
Image:178031359279.png(935kB, 704x1830)CLANGCLANGCLANG.png
CUTE PLUMP SHY DRONE BOY! EROTIC! BIG DRONE TUMBY!
No.360686
Anonymous
Replies:>>360688
>>360684
That's the local rapist DD.
No.360688
Anonymous
Replies:>>360690>>360697>>360723
Image:178031381463.png(127kB, 1206x1166)1768045411767.png
>>360686
>Anon thought it was a small and kind worker drone Pige
No.360689
Anonymous
Replies:>>360690
>>360685
RAPE!
No.360690
Anonymous
Image:178031396378.png(31kB, 610x1133)SentinelGrapes.png
>>360688
>It's big, clumsy and trying too had to be edgy DD pidge

>>360689
>Strychnine lured Dubs to one of her rape chambers with a free Vbucks scam
No.360692
Anonymous
>>360681
Bisexual already means not straight.
No.360693
Anonymous
Replies:>>360695
>There's a straight imposter among us fag drones.
No.360694
Anonymous
>>360597
Who?
No.360695
Anonymous
Replies:>>360871
Image:178031447623.png(123kB, 463x556)cherry.png
>>360693
>And worst of all... he could be anyone of us!
>It could be me! It could be you! It could even be...uhhh... I think I know who it is
No.360696
Anonymous
>>360681
>is someone straight if bisexual
think anon, think...
No.360697
Anonymous
Replies:>>360698>>360699>>360709
Image:178031572651.png(109kB, 1002x388)KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.png
>>360688
No.360698
Anonymous
Replies:>>360700
Image:178031618730.png(178kB, 592x595)e7a8c4bcfb0be16fe241e5d9abb938c1.png
>>360697
Sentinel pidge plucking the feathers from them
No.360699
Anonymous
>>360697
Hmmm... HHHMMMMMMMM... they are same.
No.360700
Anonymous
>>360698
Chieftain Pidge wants malt liquor, or else your pelvis will be shattered in the rite of Snu Snu (Your pelvis will also be shuttered in the rite of Snu Snu if you give her alcohol but she will also be drunk during it)
No.360701
Anonymous
Replies:>>360702>>360703>>360712
how could one even turn Uzi into a nugget if she can regenerate
No.360702
Anonymous
>>360701
Very carefully
No.360703
Anonymous
>>360701
Infinite nugget glitch
No.360704
Anonymous
>>360659
kek, nice green
No.360705
Anonymous
>>360659
Today, university ruined my life again, but the new awesome green brought me back.

Thanks, anon, I'll kiss DD Pige for you
No.360706
Anonymous
Replies:>>360711>>360713
Image:178032599549.png(95kB, 486x624)98f6baaebdc7fa5cb02ad8c2f12bb5b2.png
>>360635
Not if they fuck you first by drone law
No.360708
Anonymous
>>360670
Wife!
No.360709
Anonymous
>>360697
Bird
No.360711
Anonymous
>>360706
>"This is a lie, such a law does not exist! I demand a lawyer!"
>"Sure, I love threesomes."
No.360712
Anonymous
>>360701
She has her regen on manual for the duration of the roleplay
No.360713
Anonymous
Replies:>>360714>>360715
>>360706
Molly would never!
SD-M(olly) however...
No.360714
Anonymous
Replies:>>360715
>>360713
good cop bad cop with Molly and M(olly)...
No.360715
Anonymous
>>360713
>>360714
SD-M(olly) has a 100% case resolution rate, because sooner or later, criminals are created in everything, even in things they didn't do.
No.360716
Anonymous
Replies:>>360717
Day after day, our numbers dwindle as more anons disappear
No.360717
Anonymous
Replies:>>360718>>360721
>>360716
Where the fuck have you been for the last few days?
things have been really active and there’s been a bunch of greens and art
Were literally having/md/ renaissance right now
No.360718
Anonymous
>>360717
He's shit posting, dont waste replies on him.
No.360719
Anonymous
>>360679
Clearly the TA timeline exists to balance out the lack of angst.
No.360720
Anonymous
Replies:>>360722
>>360646
send the source of the original
No.360721
Anonymous
>>360717
How have they?
No.360722
Anonymous
Replies:>>360725
Video:178033243333.mp4(370kB / 0:00:10 / h264, 462x1024)Untitled134.mp4
>>360720
If you don't like someone, just don't talk to them. It shouldn't be that difficult.
No.360723
Anonymous
>>360688
She’s kind?
No.360724
Anonymous
Replies:>>360728
Since Fugue started talking about factions in the post-good ending, what are the current factions? I know they're divived between pro-Union and anti-Union but what factions actually make up the camp? Is it just governments and terrorist groups or does it also include corporations, independents, etc.?
No.360725
Anonymous
Replies:>>360726
>>360722
"hands are too difficult" moment
No.360726
Anonymous
Image:178033439894.jpg(426kB, 1500x1500)176272157110.jpg
>>360725
Based drone mentality
No.360727
Anonymous
>>360659
Imagine dying to not only a human but a bratty human with a hat that calls you gay
No.360728
Anonymous
Replies:>>360730
Image:178033699513.png(310kB, 650x623)1768045411692.png
>>360724
I would divide the Union itself into several power groups within a single state, as is usually the case in large countries.

I would make sentinel drones a separate group, as they are extremely specific and, in the future, after the end of the war, they would sooner or completely gain independence from command protocols. They would certainly unite simply because they are extremely separate from all other drones and have significant influence on all command structures. I would say they would create something between a political party and the General Staff of the Armed Forces, so that depending on how each person views their influence on society, such a structure would either be at the level of a ministry or a political institution, like the National Bank and the government.

I also think that the church, or any religious organization, would become much, much more influential than it is now, and here's why: you survived the fucking GREAT FUCKING JUDGMENT! Fucking SATAN itself came to FUCK all of humanity, and it fucked you for over twenty years until you FUCKING WON! Of course, humanity probably don't know that the devil was actually locked up in a femcel gremlin's ass, and that it wasn't exactly the devil, but you FUCKING SURVIVED, and that's the main thing. I have no doubt that the level of religiosity will increase significantly, and that the church will become a very significant part of post-war society, and the church will definitely NOT solve church. This is the devil you fought against and who wanted to give you endless torment, only a complete moron or a completely desperate moron could worship her. Hidden cults will 100% be everywhere, literally on every planet, but they will be few in number and so frowned upon by society that on-the-spot execution will be acceptable for every human, drone, mutant, alien, and just about anyone in the galaxy.
No.360729
Anonymous
>implying "the Union" controls more than one system
>implying there's currently enough humans (outside of the Dog Planet and Grugworld) to populate more than that one system
No.360730
Anonymous
Replies:>>360731>>360734
>>360728
This feels like Sentinel glazing more then what they already get
No.360731
Anonymous
Replies:>>360732
>>360730
There is no such thing as too much sentinel drone glazing.
>t. the median /md/ Anon
No.360732
Anonymous
Replies:>>360733>>360738
>>360731
I have never quite understood the appeal of sentinel drones if I am being completely honest
No.360733
Anonymous
Replies:>>360735
>>360732
They're a way to write self-indulgent humanslop that is technically about drones.
No.360734
Anonymous
>>360730
I assume sentinel drones will have this political power based on their strength and importance. Of course, other drones will also have political power and political associations, because the Union, as I see it and based on the greens, is a democratic, libertarian state. The United States, to put it simply.

If the Federation, based on things and from the original show, is the United States of the 80s and 90s, with its aristocracy and megacorporations, then I would imagine the Union is the United States of the 2000s, with full conformity as megacorporations and without the aristocracy.
No.360735
Anonymous
Replies:>>360736>>360737
>>360733
I thought they were made for lame power scaling. My murder drones are cooler and more special and more stronger then your murder drones and would kick their ass kinda deal. And self indulgent human slop of course
No.360736
Anonymous
Image:178033861669.png(1.05MB, 896x1116)AVRE status.png
>>360735
Depends on the writer mostly
No.360737
Anonymous
Replies:>>360740
>>360735
Careful, you'll hurt Phoenixanon's feelings with opinions like that.
No.360738
Anonymous
Replies:>>360741>>360747>>360752
>>360732
You should read the greens about sentinel drones on Booru, both old and new.

I like them both for their appearance and for the idea behind them. Drones fighting for humanity. It even makes sense: humanity would 100% try to use drones against Solver, and Phoenix described it very well.
No.360739
Anonymous
>>360659
Pocketslops does it again!
No.360740
Anonymous
>>360737
Phoenix's are a bit better about this, because it's much harder to use them for self-indulgent slop.
No.360741
Anonymous
>>360738 (me)
I can say Phoenix was simply the first to describe it well. Sooner or later, such a concept would have emerged and been described by a talented anon, and Phoenix simply became the first.
No.360742
Anonymous
Replies:>>360745>>360748
If we are being honest aren't all OCs self indulgent slop.
Look at literally everything made about the Solver War
No.360743
Anonymous
Replies:>>360744>>360747
Image:178033906249.jpg(90kB, 811x1223)4chan-Мемы-reddit-интернет-4717312.jpeg
O, the schizo is back.

Anons, just a reminder, responding to bait is like descending intellectually to the level of dramafager.
No.360744
Anonymous
Image:178033914868.png(384kB, 640x653)1776777893984764.png
>>360743
Crying bait at mild criticism makes you look like a huge bitch.
No.360745
Anonymous
>>360742
But I like writing about them
Everything about the show has already been written for three years
No.360746
Anonymous
Replies:>>360751
This does feel manufactured
No.360747
Anonymous
Replies:>>360753
Image:178033945090.png(536kB, 889x1328)AVREYeet.png
>>360738
I still think the original image of sentinels that phoenix came up with is quite sound, even if i dident vibe with the concept myself when i first heard of them

It was a mix of the "threadlore" version of sentinels and what that turned into that & some core aspects of the original concept that made start the Reclaimer concept that eventually turned into what AVRE became.

IK powerscaling OC's is stupid but i think i did a good job with giving reclaimers a good balance so they dont feel 'marysue-like'

>>360743
Bait or not this is a decent discussion to bring up every now and then especially sence we have the occational newfag coming along and seeing blue drones in the threads
No.360748
Anonymous
Replies:>>360749
>>360742
>trying to drag everything else down to the level of humanslop (Solver War slop is a subcategory of humanslop)
No.360749
Anonymous
Replies:>>360750
>>360748
>subcategory
Wouldn't it be the epitome of humanslop, and if it's not, then what is the main category of HS
No.360750
Anonymous
>>360749
It's the most prominent category of humanslop, which is itself the most prominent category of slop
No.360751
Anonymous
>>360746
>These opinions are clearly fake. My OCs have universal appeal like Star Wars: the Original Trilogy
No.360752
Anonymous
Replies:>>360757
>>360738
>the enemy can dominate intelligent machines (see: all the non-ZD drones at the gala standing at attention and crawling down the columns once Vore GLaDOS shows up)
>surely sending wunderwaffe-grade intelligent machines against the Bydo will work
Admittedly, 31st century humans are dumb enough and mildly autistic enough to try it.
No.360753
Anonymous
Replies:>>360754>>360755>>360756
>>360747
I also think Phoenix's original idea for sentinel drones is excellent. If I didn't like it, I wouldn't be writing about them at all and wouldn't have a separate folder for art with them.

Overall, I don't think there's any power scaling here. Sentinel drones are simply described as polished disassembly drones. DDs were literally created by a robo-Satan without any coherent logic within the setting, just "they should look cool and sexy." It's quite easy to create a drone here, which is simply technically better.
No.360754
Anonymous
>>360753
>DDs were literally created by a robo-Satan without any coherent logic within the setting, just "they should look cool and sexy."
Wonder what the lore behind the DDs was going to be in the earliest version of MD, when it was just Space Let's Split Up about what N and V got up to when they weren't slaughtering complete strangers who were helpless to defend themselves from them.
No.360755
Anonymous
>>360753
Remember when we thought there was a story behind DDs being outwardly totally normal? How we thought they were sleeper agents JCJensen produced unaware of what really designed them?
No.360756
Anonymous
>>360753 (me)
Plus, everything literally runs based on "solver magic." Liam didn't describe it at all, absolutely nothing, it's just there and that's it. We brought a lot more logic to it by simply creating the damn simple concept of it being a separate universe of energy, and we brought a lot more logic to the sentinel drones, and in general, we continue to try to explain the show's universe. Remember that recent discussion about the rib and the J core, which isn't in the pilot and appears in the second? It's just a convention of the show, whose plot was rewritten, but we even tried to explain that somehow.
No.360757
Anonymous
Replies:>>360760>>360761>>360765
Image:178034059546.png(66kB, 496x561)171911208193.png
>>360752
ima be real even the solver had a few missing chromosomes somewhere
For an eldritch horror it had some ass backwards approach to some of its methods

its like if you where being sieged by the flood and its main army was B1 battle droids with wings and meth
No.360758
Anonymous
Replies:>>360787>>360919
>>359941

>Khan, or what was left of him – that being his moustache and goggles, was found in the bunker’s never-used chapel. Since the drones aren’t Christians or anything, it was never used for any religious ceremonies. Until right now.
>The chapel’s full of doors arranged in demonic pentagrams with oil everywhere. Apparently, somehow, Khan made a deal with the door manufacturers of Hell to bring back Nori to life according to Nori. You have no idea how the hell did he accomplish that or that Hell manufactures infernal doors but there’s that.
>The weeks following his death, and Nori’s resurrection, have been nothing but hell. Uzi, Beretta and Nori are fighting over you non-stop for your affection. Beretta has tried to ward Uzi and Nori away from you but that isn’t working. They wanna spend time with you no matter what.
>This is…how do you explain it? Not normal for three women to be obsessing over one man. Beretta, you understand her fighting over you since you’re her boyfriend but Uzi and Nori? Uzi hated your guts and now she wants to get into your pants. You had a brief hook-up with Nori back in the Labs when you were just an intern. She was…something else, but you think the boat has sailed and yet now she wants to rekindle the hook-up into a genuine relationship. Why did she move on from Khan this fast? Is she that heartbroken?
>You feel like you’re losing your mind. You don’t know how you’re going to deal with three women in love with you. It’s too much. They shouldn’t be obsessing over one man.
>The family is falling apart. Everyone’s hostile to one another. And you’re the one to blame. You – the single, stupid, fleshy human that survived when you should have died.
>It all suddenly came down in the living room. They all wanted to cuddle with you on the couch but there wasn’t enough room for the four of you. They got into a screaming match as you watched them go at it until…
>”Why the hell do you two old hags want to get it on with my boyfriend, huh?!” Beretta angrily yells at Uzi and Nori. “Go find rust buckets of your own age!”
>”Quiet down, young lady!” Uzi yells back at her. “You don’t know ANYTHING about being a good partner! Unlike you, I have experience!”
>”You two…so immature!” Nori yells at them both. “How could a young, virile man like someone just as lost as you two? Anon clearly needs someone mature and experienced in his life!” Nori bangs on her chest proudly.
>They keep going and going until something snaps. Beretta’s visor turns to the Solver symbol and she howls as blood and oil start leaking from her chassis as a pair of insectoid wings grow from her back along with a tail with a maw on the end. She lunges at Uzi, Uzi having grown a pair of bat-like wings and the same tail, who throws her away. She teleports away as a giant scythe swings at her. Nori has a pair of scythes coming out of her bath with the same symbol on her visor.
>The three of them are literally butchering one another to death and yet they keep regenerating, never being able to kill one another. It’s at this moment that something snaps in you.
>You gotta run away. You are the problem. Everything fell apart because of you. And because of that you have to leave. It’ll be better for them. It pains your heart but you have to do it. You run back to your old house for supplies. Other than moving your clothes over, everything else has been untouched. You stuff some essential supplies in a backpack and grab your old envirosuit. You head over to the bunker entrance, open the blast doors using Khan’s key and just start running.
>You don’t know how long you’ve been running for. You didn’t keep track. You just kept on running and running with the assumption that if you just kept running in a random direction, you’ll lose them forever. And for good. Maybe you’ll find another bunker or maybe you’ll die to the elements.
>You’re exhausted. Your legs are barely able to keep you up. You desperately need rest. You come across some sort of abandoned motel. There’s nobody here other than frozen human skeletons and deactivated carcasses of Worker Drones that have rusted enough that you know they’re not recent.
>You break open one of the motel rooms. It’s dirty and unkempt, not the place you would want to sleep but beggars can’t be choosers. You toss your bag to the side, ignoring how your stomach grumbles, and flop onto the bed with your envirosuit still on. It’s uncomfortable but if you take it off, you’ll succumb faster. Sleep soon overtakes you.
>You dream of something. You’re not sure what it is but it somehow feels pleasant. Like…you shouldn’t worry. That you have a family. That everything’s alright. You hear a creek and your eyes shoot open and your blood goes cold. You slowly turn your head to the side and see…
>Beretta’s there. Standing besides the bed, staring at you with a manic smile while still having the Solver symbol on her visor.

One more part before we get to the foursome drone sexo
No.360759
Anonymous
Image:178034065585.jpg(159kB, 897x1149)Screenshot_20260601_200024_ibisPaint X.jpg
>Anon makes a post about Agro-C and Strawberry on social media.
>The post became popular.
>People start visiting.
>Everyone wants a piece of her.
>Strawberry takes one look at the notifications.
>"[FEAR]Absolutely not."
>Goes into hiding.
No.360760
Anonymous
Image:178034071326.png(33kB, 1291x720)1712983418991009.png
>>360757
No.360761
Anonymous
>>360757
It's quite literally approaching everything like it's a fun game. It doesn't take what it wants to do seriously, it just wants to have fun.
No.360762
Anonymous
Replies:>>360763>>360764>>360769>>360772>>360774
DDs
>strength: 1DD
>total manufactured: 3 billion (replenishing)
SDs (sentinel base)
>strength: 2.5DD
>total manufactured: 5 million
SDs (reclaimer)
>strength: 3DD
>total manufactured: several hundred
Sentinel Mech
>strength: 50-150DD (variable)
>total manufactured: several dozen
Tactical Worker Sentinel
>strength: 0.3DD
>total manufactured: 1.2 billion
SDs (Intoner)
>strength: 5DD
>total manufactured: 25000
SDs (V3)
>strength: 30DD
>total manufactured: 10000
HKX SDs
>strength: >50 (highly variable)
>total manufactured: <50
No.360763
Anonymous
>>360762
Anon
strength
100 DDs
total made
1
No.360764
Anonymous
>>360762
>>total manufactured: 3 billion (replenishing)
>(actually only 26, but they can be infinitely respawned)
>(no humie figured this out before the Battlestar Galactica-style destruction of every (non-Grugworl and -Dog Planet) human colony)
No.360765
Anonymous
Replies:>>360767
>>360757
Solver War simply explains it away as Cyn's absolute belief in her own invincibility and her desire to cruelly play with the food.

This also doesn't change the fact that she might have an extra chromosome. And if you're wondering where a robot gets an extra chromosome, the answer is simple: she's silly.
No.360766
Anonymous
Replies:>>360768
A few months ago I fucked a male drone and just today it came up to me with a pillbaby claiming im its dad. How the fuck can male drones get pregnant?
No.360767
Anonymous
>>360765
>a robot
The Absolute Solver is a vore demon, not a robot.
No.360768
Anonymous
Image:178034111887.png(218kB, 1000x1300)5cbe30bd73923c94883223d189dd825c.png
>>360766
Very simple, anon.
No.360769
Anonymous
Replies:>>360773
>>360762
In my version there are barely 300 SDs.
They're not MEANT to fight in big battles.
They're more meant to sabotage key points in Solver shit, thus preventing it from gaining more ground
No.360770
Anonymous
Replies:>>360779>>360780>>360783
What were sentinels doing during the solver war anyways
No.360771
Anonymous
Replies:>>360778>>360834
First time I'm chipping in on this, but I'd say for the most part I'd say people like my design aesthetic for SDs more than they like my lore for them. I envisioned them as very powerful but ultimately expendable weapons that were in fact, 95-99% totally expended, explaining their absence by the time the show takes place, so as not to obviously conflict with the show.
My sentinels would not not be running any governments, or showing up as police to enforce compulsory drone sex fantasies, they are about halfway between a normal drone and the raptors in terms of temperament.
Nobody writing post-canon Union stuff uses my Sentinel lore unless they've already decided ahead of time to ignore about 90% of it.
No.360772
Anonymous
Replies:>>360779
Image:178034179341.png(464kB, 720x649)FL0FpsjXsAIUp82.png
>>360762
This feels like bait
but i can at least clarify on the reclaimer scale of things
SDs (Reclaimer)
>Strength 1DD
>Total manufactored: like 24
>Total Converted: 45 thousand by the end of the war (and whole lore more after)
Reclaimers if you strip all the OC stuff off are just converted, less powerful DD without Solver shenanigans:
No regeneration, no possession, and they even loose most of their weapons when first converted.

They make up for those losses bu using bigger squads, actual coordination, and a upgraded core that makes sure the Solver Stays out.

Their main "gimmic" is basically Weaponized autobalance: any DD they drop on the field they can convert and train on the spot, meaning every lost DD squad is a gained relcaimer squad.
That, Add some coordination with other army units, and a whole lotta luck is how reclaimers ended up being successful
No.360773
Anonymous
Replies:>>360779>>360825
>>360769
Sabotage seems odd. I mean, Cyn hardly has anything resembling an economy. It's more like the Tyranids in Warhammer or the Zerg in StarCraft: she attacks and maces troops during battle. To me, it would be more logical to use sentinel drones as tanks: breaking through heavy defenses and destroying large groups of monsters, and even really big monsters.
No.360774
Anonymous
>>360762
how are you a .5 of a DD strong
No.360775
Anonymous
Replies:>>360776>>360801>>360802>>360804>>360809
None of this is organic
No.360776
Anonymous
>>360775
>*indecipherable whingeing and mewling*
No.360777
Anonymous
Replies:>>360792
Jane
>Could take on 4 DDs at once
B
>Could take on 6 DDs at once
Abby
>Could take on a train DDs at once
Pauline
>Designed to take on DDs
No.360778
Anonymous
Replies:>>360781>>360789
>>360771
But you yourself said that sentinel drones can become fully-fledged individuals without becoming crazed maniacs, it simply makes them independent of the protocols. This literally means that if humanity had survived, sentinel drones, even those originally described, could easily integrate into society.

And by the start of the show, humanity is apparently completely extinct. Cyn managed to destroy all human planets and simply finishes off Copper-9.
No.360779
Anonymous
Replies:>>360788
>>360773
Defenses of what?
>>360772
>successful
>all other human systems destroyed by the time the AS came to Copper-9
>>360770
You can't fuck them so they don't matter.
No.360780
Anonymous
>>360770
Guarding Cabin Fever Lab. They're watch dogs, not frontline soldiers.
No.360781
Anonymous
Replies:>>360784
>>360778
>humanity is apparently completely extinct
Take the BSGpill
No.360782
Anonymous
When sentinel drones die they their souls go into 'The Sea', the gestalt conglomeration of all sentinels within the Void, sentinel basers roll and lap against the black constructs of the Void in serenity, while deep below in the blackest abyss one thousand thousand thousand halfsouls of the one named K sit in silent wrath, waiting for the day their creator dives too deep, waiting to drag her down
No.360783
Anonymous
Replies:>>360785
>>360770
Based on the greens: 90% of the time – war. The remaining time they tried not to go crazy, and when they reached a critical point, they are placed in cryocapsules with virtual reality, in the hope that they could be returned to service after some time.
No.360784
Anonymous
>>360781
>BSGpill
What? I was referring to the plot of the original show. Actually, you can make up anything you want, since the only clue we have about the state of affairs during the show's events is the patch on "Tessa's" suit.
No.360785
Anonymous
>>360783
>read sentinels in an MD thread
>immediately assume blue DDs instead of dingoes
No.360786
Anonymous
Replies:>>360790>>360791
Image:178034271401.gif(28kB, 112x112)IMG_4633.gif
All sentinel drones are good and should be loved and appreciated :)
No.360787
Anonymous
>>360758
>satanic door rituals
Keķw
No.360788
Anonymous
>>360779
>Defenses of what?
Front lines. Where the armies of humanity stand, and on the opposite side stands a horde of biomechanical horror, sometimes in large clusters, sometimes in small ones. If you urgently need to move the front line to a better position, but the monsters are too numerous, you can call sentinel drones to support the army. Like tanks.
No.360789
Anonymous
Replies:>>360805
>>360778
Yes, they can. By the core collapse of copper 9 there'd likely be almost no SDs left in existence, probably ones that were still in safe shutdown mode stored in some bunkers and hidden facilities, not wandering around awake developing personalities.
But again, that's just my lore, by and large from what I see anons don't find that satisfying so they either make something different or just ignore it.
No.360790
Anonymous
Replies:>>360806
>>360786
And all DDs should be killed. They are all bastards and I'm tired of pretending their people like how the majority of sentinels and worker drones think of them. Pavo and Switch did nothing wrong.
No.360791
Anonymous
Image:178034281615.png(589kB, 1642x1962)28ae7c06104809361e7cca4a454b3b97.png
>>360786
Based and true.
No.360792
Anonymous
Replies:>>360793
>>360777
>Numbers
In combat right?
No.360793
Anonymous
Replies:>>360795
>>360792
swap abby and bonnie, and it becomes less and less the further down you go
No.360794
Anonymous
Replies:>>360810
All Sentinel drones deserve to be put in maid dresses and inserted into a weird master/slave roleplay with a human of their choice.
No.360795
Anonymous
Replies:>>360796
>>360793
Impossible, Cyn designed mutants to be cum buckets for DDs
No.360796
Anonymous
Replies:>>360797>>360798>>360799>>360800>>360803>>360811
Image:178034304391.jpg(1.33MB, 2560x1440)MassDestruction6342.jpg
>>360795
>mutants
Here's your Goddamn cool human mutants.
No.360797
Anonymous
>>360796
Cyn probably gets embarrassed if you show her all her "early work". Like an artist who now understands how bueno their young self was.
No.360798
Anonymous
>>360796
hot, would fug
No.360799
Anonymous
>>360796
Skeletessa x fleshskeleton yuri kissing WHEN POCKETSLOPPS??!!??
No.360800
Anonymous
>>360796
to be honest I did want to draw some melty zombie mutant (girls) but Im not good at drawing skeletons
No.360801
Anonymous
>>360775
And it's gonna stay that way unless we get any drawfag to change the status quo.
No.360802
Anonymous
>>360775
Well yeah that’s the main difference between DDs and SDs, no organic matter
No.360803
Anonymous
Replies:>>360814
>>360796
>yfw Jax (a distinct person from Leeroy Mateo, the IRL Jax) got reincarnated as this guy
No.360804
Anonymous
Replies:>>360807
Image:178034335312.jpg(452kB, 1630x1540)8a074991dca74b1753c9dd5e5be0a9b3.jpg
>>360775
>None of this is organic
No.360805
Anonymous
>>360789
Of course, sentinel drones won't be idle. They're an extremely expensive and important weapon and every single one counts and will be used to the fullest.

It's unlikely that sentinel drones will survive if humanity goes extinct. More likely, last humans will eventually use up all its sentinel drones in a desperate attempt to stave off its own demise, so sentinel drones will die first, but humanity will die after them. Remember, before the show's plot, the core collapsed twenty years ago.
No.360806
Anonymous
Image:178034342118.png(470kB, 650x623)76a8d1ebe00aee4cc5d62e670cdc632a.png
>>360790
Absolute based and true.
No.360807
Anonymous
>>360804
Vicker Chan has been dormant for too long, we need her return I think
No.360808
Anonymous
Image:178034348405.png(9kB, 189x142)OOGI NO.png
>all the sentinel drones posting rn
BOO
No.360809
Anonymous
>>360775
Of course it isn't. Sentinel Drones were made out whole cloth to satisfy retard's power/sexual fantasies.
No.360810
Anonymous
Image:178034375005.png(93kB, 834x1046)097f5043c9fcb328d098b97649c1f31f.png
>>360794
>The hidden desire of every drone
>Even disassembler
>Even worker
>Even enforcer
>And for some reason, mech
No.360811
Anonymous
Replies:>>360814>>360818
>>360796
It would be terrible if this guy stayed alive.
No.360812
Anonymous
Replies:>>360813>>360816
even hyper drones desire the maid dress
except the hyper drone of maids, lucky bitch
No.360813
Anonymous
>>360812
This is discrimination! Every human deserves a maid dress too!
No.360814
Anonymous
>>360811
>>360803
No.360815
Anonymous
Replies:>>360817>>360824>>360829>>360830>>360848
I blame the drawfags that keep posting stuff yet only get 3 replies max. They're just attention whores. Get the hint faggots - nobody likes you. ITAnon, Merc and Vicious are more likeable than your sorry asses.
No.360816
Anonymous
>>360812
Bunny suits and Maid dresses for every human and drone
No.360817
Anonymous
>>360815
Fuck off Tomoe, or Sandpaper, or whoever the fuck you are.
No.360818
Anonymous
Replies:>>360821
>>360811
Tessas hands still twitch and move on their own when Cyn isn't using them, her body at least is still alive.
Kinda up in the air what happens to a humans consciousness but I think it's safe to say that the flesh is still forced to live/is undead and still sensate.
No.360819
Anonymous
Replies:>>360823>>360875
Image:178034449580.jpg(314kB, 1080x1350)HJuLHeEXwAEFf9T.jpg
Liam's progression in art
No.360820
Anonymous
Video:178034454376.webm(2.48MB / 0:00:06 / vp9, 720x722)1780301283185519[1].webm
Doing this to a drone.
No.360821
Anonymous
Replies:>>360822
>>360818
So Jane, Pauline, and Valentine got off pretty well? I'm not counting Abby, she really did end up pretty badly.
No.360822
Anonymous
>>360821
Yeah, because they're not from MD, they're from some 40k-esque tranime about lesbian failgirls.
No.360823
Anonymous
Image:178034481326.png(26kB, 282x262)2nd happiest man in the thread.png
>>360819
ANYONE CAN MAKE IT
NEVER GIVE UP HOPE
No.360824
Anonymous
>>360815
>Blame them
>Doesnt list what they're being blamed for
its not about the Yous, its about sending a Message
No.360825
Anonymous
Replies:>>360827
>>360773
Remove corpse spires, interfere with her pipeline
No.360826
Anonymous
Replies:>>360849>>360928
U-U tongue fucking?
But anon will be the one who will be split in two
No.360827
Anonymous
Replies:>>360828>>360832>>360888>>360892
>>360825
What are the corpse spires even for?
No.360828
Anonymous
>>360827
cyns autism
No.360829
Anonymous
>>360815
Stop being parasocial, the drawfags won’t acknowledge you bruv
No.360830
Anonymous
>>360815
Oh, so that's why PrivateDust left. Nice!
No.360831
Anonymous
Replies:>>360926
What do worker U-U look like?
No.360832
Anonymous
>>360827
nta but I subscribe to a theory that they somehow aid in the planet eating process, their like magic thermite charges that crack the crust open along fault lines
No.360833
Anonymous
Image:178034601237.png(168kB, 389x691)MasterBaiterKun.png
No.360834
Anonymous
Replies:>>360874
>>360771
Your lore for Sentinel Drones is the only version worthy of any respect. I feel sorry that you must deal with threadshitters and retards stealing your concept for their own terrible works.

If you do not call them out on it this drama will only continue.
No.360835
Anonymous
Replies:>>360836>>360839
>I keep getting no replies yet I MUST keep baiting!
No.360836
Anonymous
Image:178034624694.png(128kB, 527x500)1699996243323811.png
>>360835
Have you ever baited with your (you)s on the line?
No.360837
Anonymous
Replies:>>360838>>360890
Image:178034631071.png(1.51MB, 1080x1387)War_flashback.png
You know, all this bait and drama is definitely a bad thing, but there's something weirdly nostalgic about it.
No.360838
Anonymous
>>360837
This is called stockholm syndrome
No.360839
Anonymous
Replies:>>360840
>>360835
Where do I get in touch with BlackHand?
No.360840
Anonymous
>>360839 (me)
Need to tell him about that nigga.
No.360841
Anonymous
Replies:>>360847
Image:178034746767.png(401kB, 2497x2501)J_NO_Bad_Habit.png
How many packs of cigarettes do the drones need to smoke before the bait stops?
No.360842
Anonymous
Replies:>>360843>>360845
Image:178034783583.png(103kB, 750x650)High-Pitched WOHAHAHA.png
I leave for the weekend to go to a board games expo and come back to a house fire.
Never change /md/.
No.360843
Anonymous
Replies:>>360844>>360853
Image:178034791690.png(57kB, 904x701)Screenshot 2025-12-14 195514.png
>everything is bait, drawfags are evil, everyone is wrong about everything, everything I don't like must not be allowed
it's a monday, go do something useful

>>360842
>board games expo
NNNNNEEEEEEEERD
No.360844
Anonymous
>>360843
a /co/ thread is up if you're confused as to why there's so much of this bait
No.360845
Anonymous
>>360842
We didn't start the drama, the shit storm started before the board was added but after we are gone it will still go on and on and on and on
No.360846
Anonymous
Replies:>>360891
Was Tomoe ever banned from Plus?
No.360847
Anonymous
Image:178034813774.png(249kB, 819x1189)Untitled37_20260504171756.png
>>360841
Definitely not good for Doomer
No.360848
Anonymous
>>360815
Draw more change your behaviour grow away from this repetitive stagnant cycle
No.360849
Anonymous
Replies:>>360893
>>360826
We have that but with giant!U-U then anon gets shoved into one of their asses.
No.360850
Anonymous
Replies:>>360852
Image:178034841776.png(164kB, 958x533)y .png
No.360851
Anonymous
Replies:>>360854>>360855>>360856>>360862>>360894
Image:178034886559.png(190kB, 545x356)2026-06-01_14-20.png
almost done
No.360852
Anonymous
Image:178034899908.png(1.32MB, 2835x2850)sexY.png
>>360850
Her ord and buns!
No.360853
Anonymous
Replies:>>360857>>360864>>360965
Image:178034913552.jpg(647kB, 1450x1450)175770270903.jpg
>>360843
I'd already committed to going because my cousin invited me and my sibling.
>Nerd
Far from it but hey I got an Onager Dunecrawler out of it so it was worth it in the end.
Also I saw someone with an Anonfilly sweater tied around their waist playing a TCG
No.360854
Anonymous
>>360851
Keeterology is the science that talks about keeters.
No.360855
Anonymous
Replies:>>360858
>>360851
>Better quality than the official one on a budget of 0 dollars and crippling autism
Still the fuck working on the official comic worked marvel so I guess we can't expect much
No.360856
Anonymous
>>360851
Oh boy, comics!
Will this one make me want to dunk Uzi in water more or less?
No.360857
Anonymous
Replies:>>360863
Image:178034955807.jpg(269kB, 2085x2463)CuteY.jpg
>>360853
>Ohhhh you will drink my blood and let me touch your chassis... Ohhhh you will be my stay at home neet wife

>I got an Onager Dunecrawler out of it
Neato, it's a fun model, keep the legs separate from the hull while painting tho
>TCG guy
>I had to google what the fuck Anonfilly means
WTF, also how much of a nurglite beast he was?
No.360858
Anonymous
Replies:>>360921
Image:178034961156.png(63kB, 397x293)2026-04-21_07-41.png
>>360855
Autism is a powerful drug apparently. I have been working on finishing this comic for the last two weeks to the point where I've got multiple days under my belt where all I did was work on it. It's only 3 pages. I don't know how this is even possible.
Full color does add a lot of work though, so the keeter sex manga remains a manga.
No.360859
Anonymous
Replies:>>360865>>360868>>360896
Image:178034971212.png(33kB, 960x1200)twotechnicians.png
hank the technician and his apprentice
No.360860
Anonymous
Replies:>>360861>>360867>>360897
Image:178034974527.png(250kB, 903x1570)No pants.png
When the heat so intense, you forget to put your pants on.
No.360861
Anonymous
Replies:>>360900
>>360860
>This awakens infernal lust in the Anons
No.360862
Anonymous
>>360851
> comic
hell ye
No.360863
Anonymous
Replies:>>360870
Image:178035017093.jpg(95kB, 720x719)J Funni Scream.jpg
>>360857
>Keep the legs separate from the hull while painting
Yeah, I already figured that.
>spoiler
Couldn't tell if it was a he or a she (or a tranny). Not overweight or a nurgling in disguise but definitely had long hair
No.360864
Anonymous
Image:178035020276.jpg(77kB, 887x1097)1507920117568.jpg
>>360853
> spoiler
No.360865
Anonymous
Replies:>>360866>>360869
>>360859
Emily?
No.360866
Anonymous
Replies:>>360869
>>360865
looks like a mix of Emily and that one OP6 anon's non-OP6 drone
No.360867
Anonymous
>>360860
Haarukka!
She would look less lewd going actually pantsless.
No.360868
Anonymous
>>360859
'andy's seen som' shi'
No.360869
Anonymous
Replies:>>360873
>>360865
>>360866
shes blue to contrast with his red. very early concept though if its a problem i can change it to orange or something
No.360870
Anonymous
Image:178035072980.png(40kB, 521x696)cynfear.png
>>360863
>Spoiler
No.360871
Anonymous
>>360695
Looks like one sick lullaby she boppin to there kek.
No.360872
Anonymous
Replies:>>360877>>360879
Image:178035146891.png(89kB, 477x408)sleepy.png
Good night MD, I wish you all that your favorite drone visits you tonight
No.360873
Anonymous
>>360869
Or make it literally Emily.
No.360874
Anonymous
Replies:>>360878>>360901
>>360834
No, this is as inaccurate as the worst mischaracterizations I've gotten from anywhere else. So far as I'm concerned nobody has "stolen" any of my concept, because it isn't some kind of copywritten donutsteel work.
Any Anon who isn't a tourist or drama monger is probably already aware of my opinions of "controversial" thread material like the Union, Mutants, various classes of OCs, etc.
I have no interested in "callouts" or thread bloodsports, above all of my other opinions I think that shit is extraordinarily faggoty twitter behavior and the people who engage in it should be permabanned and sent back there where they belong.
No.360875
Anonymous
Replies:>>360876
>>360819
Oh cool, Liam must've been a huge Jurassic Park fan when he was a kid I can definitely see that.
No.360876
Anonymous
>>360875
>Liam and Akita when dinosaurs
No.360877
Anonymous
>>360872
G'night!
No.360878
Anonymous
Replies:>>360880
>>360874
Aren't you already showing interest in callouts and thread bloodsports by replying and making your opinions known?
No.360879
Anonymous
Replies:>>360881
>>360872
Night anon, I’m 3d printing my drone right now.
No.360880
Anonymous
>>360878
Not really, I'm not going to single out any one Anon, it seemed necessary to clarify exactly what I think and I'm not going to post about it any longer.
No.360881
Anonymous
Replies:>>360887
>>360879
Uhhh... mind sharing the stl files?
No.360882
Anonymous
Replies:>>360883>>360886>>360902>>361098
You can have any contentfags as your drone butler/maid, but they come with the Solver and autism. Who are you choosing?
No.360883
Anonymous
>>360882
>Contentfag
>Content fag
>I can have any happy homo now
Hmm...
No.360884
Anonymous
Replies:>>360885>>360899>>360942
I wonder how many other contentfags look down upon what the threads have done with their creations. This is the first time I've seen one comment on it in general. It's been so long, it's assured that at least a few look back on their works and despair. Still, it's an odd feeling to have it clarified in bold like this that the original creator of your OC looks down on what you've done with it.
No.360885
Anonymous
>>360884
Can't relate. My OCs are basically immune to that. If the community does something weird with them, I just don't care and see it as an fanon.
No.360886
Anonymous
Replies:>>360889>>360902
>>360882
Steaks. Try to get his "military failgirl lesbians and animal person failgirl lesbians" setting to stand on its own two feet.
No.360887
Anonymous
>>360881
Not yet I got to make sure they work first, I wouldn’t want to embarrass myself.
No.360888
Anonymous
Replies:>>360892
>>360827
It seems their meaning was lost after the plot was rewritten.
No.360889
Anonymous
>>360886
Hatesex with content anons...
No.360890
Anonymous
Replies:>>360898
>>360837
Oh, the drama now is nothing like what it used to be. God, I remember it like it was yesterday, it was fucking awful.
No.360891
Anonymous
>>360846
No.
No.360892
Anonymous
>>360827
>>360888
My speculation has always been that it works kinda like Dead Space, there needs to be a sort of "critical mass" of available drone corpses before a planet can be cracked open and consumed.
No.360893
Anonymous
>>360849
Kek.
No.360894
Anonymous
>>360851
Damn, it's cool.
No.360895
Anonymous
>Fun Afternoon Canon Fact: the reason there wasn't a mass purge of drones after the Absolute Solver began its rampage despite its demonstrated ability to mentally dominate them and assume direct control of them is because 31st century humans just think differently than us 21st century humans. Another thousand years of content farms and other cultural brainrot. Another thousand years of microplastics. Another thousand years of the chemicals that turn the frogs gay.
No.360896
Anonymous
Replies:>>360908
>>360859
They look like they're both doing coc.
No.360897
Anonymous
>>360860
Pants on drones are weird.

Weird sexy.
No.360898
Anonymous
>>360890
Threadshitting stopped evolving a while ago. While it’s been “drawfag cabal Pocketsteaks Sentinel drones” for three years now, there’s been no more new personalities causing trouble or offsite drama to discuss for threads on end. Liam doesn’t do anything anymore. The official content is stagnant money grabbing merch. Old drawfags are more likely to return than for new ones to appear. Nobody’s done anything crazy of note since Tomoe. It’s like the Brezhnev era.
No.360899
Anonymous
Replies:>>360916
>>360884
Phoenix has long said he doesn't care what others do with his concepts, and other contentfags don't either if they don't support.

Frankly, I've noticed that the dramafagers who constantly shout about how threads discuss bad things literally don't give anything in return. They simply demand that we discuss something else, that's all.
No.360900
Anonymous
>>360861
Truth nuke
No.360901
Anonymous
Replies:>>360903
>>360874
When I write about the Union and sentinel drones, I do so purely out of love for these concepts. I like sentinel drones, so I write about them. I want to add them to a social networking setting, and I describe this setting with serious meticulousness because I love sentinel drones. That's all. That's what all anons do: if they like something, they write about it, and if they don't like something, they simply don't write about it. It's that simple. Only a psychopath or a working person would waste their time on something they don't like, and I doubt anyone would pay for creating drama here.
No.360902
Anonymous
Replies:>>360904>>360905>>360914>>360924
Image:178035647291.png(48kB, 1188x829)you wanted this.png
>>360882
>>360886
No.360903
Anonymous
Replies:>>360909
>>360901
>the Union
What's the appeal of "Nuh uh"-ing the destruction of every human inhabited system?
No.360904
Anonymous
Image:178035654064.jpg(140kB, 640x577)1768045888361.jpeg
>>360902
No.360905
Anonymous
Replies:>>360906
Image:178035683866.jpg(52kB, 640x626)1754448909886757.jpg
>>360902
>draws themselves as a busty maid
This was entirely of your own doing, blobchild
No.360906
Anonymous
Replies:>>360907>>360910>>360911
Image:178035691036.png(195kB, 384x472)174649445612.png
>>360905
look, if there's a list of Content Maids, then I'm making sure I'm the cutest, bustiest one. It's called forward thinking
No.360907
Anonymous
Image:178035704624.gif(7.39MB, 358x202)Jaguar Revolver.gif
>>360906
That's great and all but
No.360908
Anonymous
>>360896
not unlikely
No.360909
Anonymous
>>360903
This opens up the possibility of writing far more stories involving humans and drones, making them more logical and rich.

It's like pornography: if you simply describe sex, there's no spark, but if you know the characters, empathize with them, and have some kind of emotional connection with them, then the contact of two sweaty bodies becomes more than just an exchange of fluids; it becomes an act of intimacy, a moment of breaking old social bonds and building new ones, much more vibrant and profound.

Your perception of the characters changes because they weren't just nobody to you, but they had a plot, something beyond all the descriptions you see. Use your imagination: it always helps fill in the blanks, especially when it comes to greens.
No.360910
Anonymous
>>360906
Art of War.
No.360911
Anonymous
>>360906
Be bustier
Be bonnie big
No.360912
Anonymous
Replies:>>360913>>360915>>361002
Image:178035927944.png(722kB, 1400x743)Just some silly cosplay fun.png
Colt tries out cosplaying. So far he likes this denji dude and his friends
No.360913
Anonymous
>>360912
Wow, cool Fugue cosplay, Akita! I'm gay for solver sapiens now.
No.360914
Anonymous
>>360902
SHOW BUTT!!!
No.360915
Anonymous
>>360912
Makita
No.360916
Anonymous
Replies:>>360922
>>360899
>Frankly, I've noticed that the dramafagers who constantly shout about how threads discuss bad things literally don't give anything in return.
Have you only just now noticed that you're on an anonymous image board? How do you know that the people critisizing you aren't artists and writers themselves? One of your detractors could be Vicious Fiend and you'd never be able to tell.
No.360917
Anonymous
Replies:>>360918
Just reminding everyone that clicking the minus on a post makes it go away.
No.360918
Anonymous
Replies:>>360920
>>360917
Pussy.
No.360919
Anonymous
>>360758
good green anon, excited to see how spicy things will get
No.360920
Anonymous
Replies:>>360930
Image:178036207077.png(243kB, 822x1150)detective drone (murder drones) - d42d89e12064f80c080808951ee637eb.png
>>360918
Yes
No.360921
Anonymous
>>360858
SEX
No.360922
Anonymous
Replies:>>360923
>>360916
What grudge you have with me? Barely have any time to draw or post
Is there anything you wanna talk about?
No.360923
Anonymous
>>360922
Middle eastern politics
No.360924
Anonymous
>>360902
Woah it’s Jane
No.360925
Anonymous
Image:178036457598.png(14kB, 765x493)warehouse for straight OCs only angery emote.png
>>360671
>thus begins their month long stay
No.360926
Anonymous
Replies:>>360927
>>360831
Wouldn't that just be U? I was always under the impression that U-U was originally an individual drone that was later split into two separate-yet-connected Disassembly Drones by Cyn for shits & giggles
No.360927
Anonymous
Replies:>>360929
>>360926
>spoiler
Yes, that's DD U-U.
No.360928
Anonymous
Image:178036759130.jpg(25kB, 432x319)Holy Moly.jpg
>>360826
>spoiler
Based
No.360929
Anonymous
>>360927
>Someone gave U-U double D's.
She's become too powerful.
No.360930
DrakoFerrer
>>360920
NEED
BY GAWD WHY IS THERE SO FEW ART OF HER?!
No.360931
Anonymous
Replies:>>360933
I imagine the original U was alot like maid V, shy and reserved, until getting utterly mind fucked by the Solver.
No.360932
Anonymous
Replies:>>360938>>361003
Image:178037010392.png(600kB, 1080x1400)You can run from your demons till your exhausted.png
Same place, different perspectives
No.360933
Anonymous
Replies:>>360934>>360935>>360937
>>360931
I see her as being sweet, but prone to little pranks here and there. U-U buries the former and dials up the latter.
No.360934
Anonymous
Replies:>>360935>>360937
>>360933
Yeah, there are several different directions their personalities can change before/after the Solver.
>J puts up a corporate bootlicker facade but episode 8 shows she remembers too
>V changes from a demure maid (with what little there was to infer from in episode 2's flashback and episode 5) to someone who was refashioned into a monster by an Eldritch monster she had no hopes of understanding
>she can lean into the killer part sometimes but it's clear the baggage still holds her back like in episode 3 and onward
>N has his memories suppressed so he carries out his 'mission' with his usual personality up until the events of episode 1
No.360935
Anonymous
>>360933
>>360934 (me)
Forgot to say it's a nice idea.
No.360936
Anonymous
Replies:>>360967
Happy Pavo Month y'all!
No.360937
Anonymous
Replies:>>360940>>360973>>361061
>>360933
>>360934
What would our thread DD characters, such as Y, have been like at the Elliot mansion compared to their current selves?
No.360938
Anonymous
Image:178037356839.png(178kB, 856x767)177043926455.png
>>360932
consider my almonds activated
No.360939
Anonymous
Replies:>>361004
Red dead dronedemption undead nightmare
No.360940
Anonymous
>>360937
Y has her own background, if only amyanon is ever around...
No.360941
Anonymous
Replies:>>361005>>361017
Image:178037497820.png(2.83MB, 2480x3508)fart noise.png
No.360942
Anonymous
Replies:>>360948
>>360884
nothing you guys do will make it canon to my own stuff so it's what ever
No.360943
Anonymous
Replies:>>361006
Image:178037549294.png(375kB, 1208x637)27b570a2af9ccc7ab7e6bc88b8c79630.png
>I sure do like not being raped in my own home!
No.360944
Anonymous
Replies:>>360952>>361007>>361020
Image:178037550473.png(770kB, 680x586)CRIATURA.png
Wretched, ugly femcel
No.360945
Anonymous
Replies:>>360946>>360953>>360960>>360974>>360975>>361009>>361029
Image:178037560337.png(3.39MB, 1630x2268)OPAP-Colt_001.png
Ok let's storytime (1/3)
No.360946
Anonymous
Replies:>>360947>>360953>>360954>>360955>>360960>>360964>>360974>>360975>>361009>>361031
Image:178037564240.png(3.97MB, 1630x2268)OPAP-Colt_002.png
>>360945
(2/3)
No.360947
Anonymous
Replies:>>360953>>360958>>360960>>360974>>360975>>361009>>361035>>361105
Image:178037567264.png(4.17MB, 1630x2268)OPAP-Colt_003.png
>>360946
(3/3)
No.360948
Anonymous
>>360942
That's basically the mindset. Just do your thing. If someone takes a liking to your concept but wants to try a different spin, let em. Being a dick/controlling about a fan idea/concept within someone else's body of work (Liam's in this case) only gets you made fun of instead of everyone just going about things to their own tastes.
No.360949
Anonymous
Replies:>>360950>>361095
Image:178037619748.jpg(823kB, 1491x1656)Spoiler image
Don't open this. too lewd.
No.360950
Anonymous
>>360949
>Ya see this 'Non?
>It's gonna be yer dinner tonight
No.360951
Anonymous
Replies:>>360953>>361015
Be honest
Drone milkies
Or
Human Milkies
Will you betray your own kind for processed or deal with the natural But inferior product
No.360952
Anonymous
>>360944
Feed the poor thing nuggies, it's malnourished
No.360953
Anonymous
>>360951
Flat drone chassis, milkies are for kids and I'm a MAN!

>>360945
>>360946
>>360947
Super Cool! Still can't believe you made V and Lizzy scissor so hard they had kids
No.360954
Anonymous
Replies:>>360957
>>360946
>Can you please made sure she's safe, son?
Should be "make sure".

Nice little short overall, Colt's a good kid. Kind of funny that the thread had a stint of thinking he outright disliked/hated Akita and wasn't just tired of having to help her around.
Guess he'll find out the reason for that some day, that'll be fun.
No.360955
Anonymous
>>360946
>aside from that, perfectly normal
Clearly he just performed a blinkstep through the couch...
No.360956
Anonymous
Replies:>>361018
Image:178037755104.png(432kB, 747x676)tessa lips.png
gotta get back to it
No.360957
Anonymous
Replies:>>360961
Image:178037755650.png(58kB, 330x368)2026-05-27_02-28.png
>>360954
Fuckkkkkk man, somehow didn't notice that error
No.360958
Anonymous
Replies:>>360963
>>360947
Colt has a normie aura that makes any on screen interaction that would normally lead to a call to adventure into an absolutely normal outing. His parents know it, Akita knows it, but Colt has no idea.
No.360959
Anonymous
Replies:>>361021
Pauline getting bullied
https://x.com/nocontextpets1/status/2061558905411416301?s=46&t=M6INdZcodmld7LQQW8prEg
No.360960
Anonymous
>>360945
>>360946
>>360947
Fantastic work based drawfren!
No.360961
Anonymous
>>360957
>TFW Alpha doesn't want a Keeter feeter job
No.360962
Anonymous
Replies:>>360989
Image:178037853404.jpg(840kB, 1920x2153)1779444301027.jpg
>"Ms. Amda, is there a reason you always look so sad when my dad's around?"
>"I dunno, I just get deja vu from him for some reason... Feel like something really sad happened between us. It's stupid, I've been dead the whole time he's been here, but it just feels... like we have some history..."
No.360963
Anonymous
>>360958
>If it weren't for Colt's slice of life aura, J and Thad would have returned to recruit Akita for the interstellar fragment fight
No.360964
Anonymous
Replies:>>360966>>360969>>361038
Image:178037917901.png(464kB, 977x400)178037564240.png
>>360946
>A'ight, I'm out.
No.360965
Anonymous
Replies:>>360968>>361023>>361054
>>360853
>walk into my respectable hobby expo
>clad in my ceremonial garb to show the pubic how cool I am
>SD-Y plushie tucked under my arm, “warning: I fuck drones” t shirt on my chest, and of course, my trusty Anondrone sweater tied around my waist
>the gods of /md/ are smiling upon me
>be just about ready to look at some plastic models when I see it
>a creature
>it’s like a skinwalker, it makes my eyes feel cold from the inside just looking
>the cognitohazard lurches closer
>Princess Luna plushie fastened beneath its limb, “warning: I fuck mares” t shirt grafted to its chest, and the mark of the hated Anonfilly bandaged around its abdomen
>it moves as if it’s mimicking looking at plastic models
>is this a joke?
>am I being fucked with??
>immediately bolt from the establishment with force of 1000 dropships, only stopping to swipe a warhammer model from the hands of a child with leukemia (gift for Y)
>I MUST tell the people of /md/ I must sing it from the rooftops, THEY NEED TO KNOW OUR STREETS AREN’T SAFE
No.360966
Anonymous
Replies:>>360969>>360984>>361038
>>360964
>“Akita, I haven’t been entirely transparent with you”
No.360967
Anonymous
Replies:>>360970>>361025>>361073
Image:178037981665.png(470kB, 1246x800)Two gay blue birds.png
>>360936
No.360968
Anonymous
Replies:>>361054
>>360965
>Stealing from a child with leukemia
Based and despoiler of the galaxy pilled
No.360969
Anonymous
Replies:>>360984>>361038
>>360966
>>360964
>Let me make myself clear
>Sci fi noise as his opacity lowers to 30%
No.360970
Anonymous
Replies:>>360972
>>360967
If Pavo is Quaquaval who is weed cat?
No.360971
Anonymous
Replies:>>361026
oohhh so if Colt had Solver powers his special gimmick would be invisibility/stealth
No.360972
Anonymous
Replies:>>361016>>361027
>>360970
Q, maybe?
Pavo training a Pokemon that's literally him is funny, though. I guess Techanon has a Tinkaton.
No.360973
Anonymous
Replies:>>360976
>>360937
Y actually has her own wd story. She worked at a board game store if I can recall
No.360974
Anonymous
>>360947
>>360946
>>360945
Keeter
No.360975
Anonymous
Replies:>>360977
>>360947
>>360946
>>360945
Better that the official comic, very high effort. I feel like you should have explained what a solver sapien is for people who don’t know but I don’t know if you want to post this outside md where people are less familiar with thread lore.
No.360976
Anonymous
Replies:>>360978
>>360973
Yeah and Phi is a cuck secretary drone from a nearby office building
No.360977
Anonymous
>>360975
This comic was meant to be a slice of what this story is about, so I felt like I shouldn't focus on one thing too much. I plan on doing another 3 pages focusing on Akita to get into that area of the story.
No.360978
Anonymous
Replies:>>360990
Image:178038227788.png(746kB, 2040x3118)absolute solver, serial designation y, and serial designation phi (original character and 1 more) drawn by amyanon - d22b33d6a1b9333921453d9b4e687609.png
>>360976
*Rapist* secratary I thought: the kind of drone that didn't change much/got happier becoming a DD
No.360979
Anonymous
FattY!
No.360980
Anonymous
Replies:>>360981>>360983>>360985>>361028
Image:178038325135.png(23kB, 560x751)Dumbass Creature.png
its pride month
post faggots
No.360981
Anonymous
>>360980
Do bisexuals count as fags?
No.360982
Anonymous
Janer thighs?
No.360983
Anonymous
>>360980
I already posted Pablo, there's only so many images of the gay.
No.360984
Anonymous
Replies:>>360986>>360991>>360992>>360993>>360996>>361030>>361038
Image:178038356132.png(636kB, 1844x1383)his point is clear as day.png
>>360966
>>360969
No.360985
Anonymous
Image:178038359710.gif(329kB, 640x418)1768525329478.gif
>>360980
No.360986
Anonymous
>>360984
Holy kek
No.360987
Anonymous
Replies:>>360988
Image:178038399127.jpg(112kB, 616x1151)Screenshot_20260602_080541_ibisPaint X.jpg
More on model practice. The hands and feets still confused me
No.360988
Anonymous
>>360987
Good job on it so far, hands and feet are the hardest part to really get a grip on but you're not doing bad.
No.360989
Anonymous
Replies:>>360997
Image:178038425004.png(2.39MB, 1748x2480)absolute solver and amda (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by ja-sin - 1fcb7609391c9683831cd4d9545162f4.png
>>360962
>"Negev, I hate to break this to you, but your dad's a shit: a selfish, self-centered sadist who disassociates from his problems and from life itself by pretending neither one matters. You're not gonna "recruit" him. You can't: if you made him accept the reality of the situation he'd fall apart at the seams.
>"O... ok miss Amada?"
>"Trust me: best you just let him wallow"

And that's why Negev dosen't "speak reason" to dad anymore(and why Amda is no longer allowed to give advice without Doll present)
No.360990
Anonymous
>>360978
She's a cuck for as long as I'm alive, Y simp pride!
No.360991
Anonymous
>>360984
Beautiful.
No.360992
Anonymous
Replies:>>361008
>>360984
Could I get a clean version of the Keet head?
No.360993
Anonymous
>>360984
Love me some smartass Colt
No.360994
Anonymous
BREEDER-KIN JANE HAS BEEN EXILED FROM THE WARREN! POINT-POINT AT HER AND LAUGH-LAUGH!!!
No.360995
Anonymous
Replies:>>361001>>361010>>361032
Does Techanon have a design or was drawn before ?
No.360996
Anonymous
>>360984
>Colt uses his latent Solve powers to envelop himself in the "somebody else's problem" field and becomes unperceivable
No.360997
Anonymous
Replies:>>360998>>361078
>>360989
I came in after Negev was made and it never really made sense to me how Negev hated Uzi. Like, yeah I get it, she's harboring an evil god that is hellbent on consuming all of reality. But if she understands that much why isn't she trying to recruit Uzi of all people into solving the Solver problem, rather than ignoring it and hoping things work out. Trying to kill her mom whose done nothing wrong to her just feels weird.
No.360998
Anonymous
>>360997
Because Negev is a delusional ball of angst and her fans aren't much better.
No.360999
Anonymous
Replies:>>361033
Image:178038611289.jpg(276kB, 755x858)regret.jpg
Angsty Yearning, or something more

(If you get what this is, an obvious reference to you get a GOLD star)
No.361000
Anonymous
Replies:>>361034
Would you work as quality assurance in a anatomy adapter factory? You check everything with one partner drone but you have to check both male and female adapters, thoroughly
No.361001
Anonymous
>>360995
I wanna say he's only been depicted as a typical Anon.
No.361002
Anonymous
>>360912
Keeter is scary.
No.361003
Anonymous
>>360932
Nice.
No.361004
Anonymous
>>360939
80 bucks, fuck it, I'm stealing it.
No.361005
Anonymous
>>360941
Damn cool.
No.361006
Anonymous
>>360943
A little joy for a little drone.
No.361007
Anonymous
>>360944
Kek.
No.361008
Anonymous
Replies:>>361011
Image:178038688609.png(75kB, 712x578)keet.png
>>360992
No.361009
Anonymous
>>360945
>>360946
>>360947
A hundred times better than the official comic. Awesome, anon.
No.361010
Anonymous
>>360995
I think he's still in Anon flux where he's got no real set appearance. For clothes, I'd say a simple blue mechanic jumpsuit with a light toolbelt, mostly carrying little things to patch up any drones who get hurt doing their day-to-day around base, giving them enough time to get to another technician.
Personally, I think he's got something of a fridge build. Not fat, just broad, with short hair and thick facial hair. Shorter than Pavo by a head or so, too.
No.361011
Anonymous
>>361008
Thank you, she's precious.
No.361012
Anonymous
Replies:>>361013>>361014>>361022>>361024>>361036>>361039>>361042>>361043
Image:178038707404.png(1.67MB, 2228x2836)Spoiler image
sacrificed some of my night's sleep to draw this... A little evil in this wonderful Tuesday dawn
Goodnight and have a nice week (´｡• ◡ •｡`) ♡
(This might hurt your wenis, so I'd better warn if you don't enjoy it.)
No.361013
Anonymous
>>361012
Holy...
No.361014
Anonymous
>>361012
YEOWCH
No.361015
Anonymous
Image:178038742507.png(97kB, 726x621)Spoiler image
>>360951
Woman, because I intend to continue my lineage, for the good and in the name of humanity.
No.361016
Anonymous
>>360972
isn't that how all pokemon trainers are?
No.361017
Anonymous
>>360941
> filename
but why
No.361018
Anonymous
>>360956
YES!
No.361019
Anonymous
Replies:>>361037>>361079
>Upon its reveal at the JC Jenson (in spaaaaaaace) yearly conference, the worker drone was originally paired with a distinctly female wig.
>The inventor, when pressed about the reason for human like apparel on what was essentially a disposable tool, reportedly said: "Look man I'm revolutionizing robotics here let me have this."
No.361020
Anonymous
>>360944
homonculus
No.361021
Anonymous
>>360959
Kek.
No.361022
Anonymous
>>361012
That's not how you sound, -U, if that gets infected you'll only have yourself to blame.
No.361023
Anonymous
>>360965
Holy fucking kek! Did you grab a gun to kill that bastard?
No.361024
Anonymous
>>361012
>Anon becomes an enuch due to sepsis speedrun
No.361025
Anonymous
>>360967
Kek.
No.361026
Anonymous
>>360971
Most likely.
No.361027
Anonymous
>>360972
Kek.
No.361028
Anonymous
Image:178038779682.png(218kB, 620x896)1768045411448.png
>>360980
Sure.
No.361029
Anonymous
>>360945
Dear Lav,
Please can I get an isolated frame of the spooky Keeter peek without the text boxes.
Thanks. -Anon
No.361030
Anonymous
>>360984
Kek.
No.361031
Anonymous
Image:178038786816.png(79kB, 187x269)dineysaur.png
>>360946
the goofy dinosaur drawings are very canon
No.361032
Anonymous
>>360995
He's just an anon, essentially, I don't remember him being given any special traits.
No.361033
Anonymous
>>360999
I didn't get the reference, but Jane is just sex.
No.361034
Anonymous
>>361000
Fucking no.
No.361035
Anonymous
>>360947
very baggy sleeves on Akita in the second panel
edgy boys mom is also cute
No.361036
Anonymous
>>361012
Awesome U-U stuff!
No.361037
Anonymous
>>361019
Based man.
No.361038
Anonymous
Image:178038823573.jpg(20kB, 480x360)hqdefault.jpg
>>360964
>>360966
>>360969
>>360984
No.361039
Anonymous
Replies:>>361041
>>361012
> blood
> from the penis
black_kid_holding_up_cross.png

good u-u tho
No.361040
Anonymous
Replies:>>361081
Image:178038872787.png(2.20MB, 3500x2308)tosa smoke.png
> Keeter confirmed jailbait in all forms
No.361041
Anonymous
Replies:>>361044
>>361039
I'm worried about Anon's health in general there if he's also bleeding from his mouth. Bro might be dead.
No.361042
Anonymous
>>361012
Ohhhh
No.361043
Anonymous
>>361012
god I wish that were me
No.361044
Anonymous
>>361041
>U-U molesting a corpse
As J said, not even in death is there escape
No.361045
Anonymous
Replies:>>361046
>Give Akita a cookie.
>You are the Keeter treater.
>Convince Akita to change to a liquid form and stick her in a bottle.
>You have a liter of Keeter.
>Constantly say "huh?" every time Akita speaks with you.
>She is the Keeter repeater.
No.361046
Anonymous
Replies:>>361053
>>361045
Please do not bully the Kreature for your rhyme names
No.361047
Anonymous
Replies:>>361048>>361068
Harper’s training regime is ironically brutal as fuck.
She takes you to an isolated area and proceeds to beat the shit out of you, and say “It’s only the first day. So we’ll start with the physical stuff next. Until then, rest.” Nope, she’s back less than an hour later. To quote
“Do you honestly think your enemies are going to be nearly as lenient? Get up.”
Harper’s training is basically “Her beating you to near death repeatedly until you level up or die.”
No.361048
Anonymous
Replies:>>361049
>>361047
>The sentinel in question is about to die, then light engulfs them and all their parts are repaired.
>"Oh I leveled up."
>This was not normal or expected in the least.
No.361049
Anonymous
Replies:>>361051
>>361048
To quote Harper
“Hawk once taught me something. “True strength is only found when you reach the end of the road. You either fall off it or build more road.” He always said funny stuff like that.”
No.361050
Anonymous
Replies:>>361090
Image:178039089848.jpg(327kB, 2758x1433)HEYz0EHbIAAFg-V.jpg
>"There was a girl I loved, way before your time," he begins.
>Beretta cuddles up with P. They both gaze above at the stars.
>His chest is warm, and his scent is calming and familiar. But his body is tense.
>"I couldn't say we were close before. It was just one of those things, that we'd always worked together, but never had the chance to actually talk."
>"The mansion was a brutal place, to be totally honest." Beretta said.
>"I just wish I got to spend more time with her before she died. The worst part was that after all we'd been through, there was no replicating that. After we get reset, we only know what our Mansion selves knows."
>"Everything after that? That was all left in the wasteland to rot once we died,"
>"...I really loved her, you know, kid?" P says, reminiscing.
>"Auntie V?" Beretta replied.
>"Nah, kid. That's who N loved."
>"Who else? ...NO FREAKING WAY. You got the hots for Auntie J while you were out here? That's insane, man! You're psycho!" Beretta exclaims. She sits up, giddy with curiosity.
>She beats on P's chest, as if to say, 'you sly dog!'
>"Dude, I always thought Dad loved Auntie V back then. That's all she talks about when she's drunk! How did you and Auntie J hook up, I thought she hated Dad!"
>As somber as he attempts to be, P can't help but smile in amusement at Beretta's reaction.
>"Your Daddy is a good man. He's always been a good guy...But he's not a good fighter," P began. "He wouldn't have made it as long as I did."
>"You don't even fight back when I pin you. What the hell do you know about fighting?" Beretta says.
>"A lot more that you think, girl. You don't know what was out there back then. You can probably ask Jane about it."
>"Uh, alright. But what does this have to do with Auntie J? Did you beat her in an arms wresting match? Did you save her from a Sentinel drone?"
>"Alright, calm down toots. I'll tell you, from the start."
>...
>Another day of serving the company!
>N awakes from his slumber. He's on the ground, seemingly having fallen from his hanging beam in his sleep.
>"You're finally awake, finally." V tells him.
>It took far longer than usual for him to awake. Only a few longer hours. A few longer, agonizing hours, each moment she spent fearing for the eventuality that he may never return. But Cyn always cherishes her toys.
>"Well, what are you waiting for? The moon is out, get out there!" J screams at him.
>"I-I'm sorry, yes ma'am! I'll be heading out in a jif...but you're all coming, right?" N says, nervously.
>V and J scowl, which causes the boy to reel in fear and fly away.
>He flees. The girls stay. They'd only just been able to conceal their relief. And their fear.
>The campaign against this planet hasn't been going quite as smoothly as planned. Humanity's defenses are quite a bit more resilient than previously believed.
>It was only a matter of time before one of them got clipped. In this case, N died. He died without either of the two knowing where he was. He died alone to an unseen force in the midst of battle.
>Dying is not something anybody expects to recover from. However, the Solver is a merciful being, even if they are just her slaves.
>"What...what do we do now, J?" V and J are still mortified. Mortified at how easy it was for N to simply return, as if he hadn't been horrifically maimed and burned alive just hours prior. Mortified that they'd failed to protect him the first time.
>"We go on. We do our mission. We don't talk about it."
>As much as she hated to admit it, J was terrified. She was horrified at the concept of revival. There truly was no escape.
>"WE HAVE TO DO BETTER, J." V screams. "WHERE WERE YOU?! WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP HIM?!"
>J is offended, and responds in kind. "What? WHY DIDN'T YOU?!"
>The two resort to a shouting match. The blame game is pointless, because neither of them quite knew how he died, or if they could've saved N.
>In the end, though both fly off fuming and frustrated, the two are mutually sold on the idea that N needed to be protected.
>...
>"In the end, V couldn't face her fears. I think we all know that she's still afraid to face your Dad."
>"But J was always stronger. A long, long time ago, in a different lifetime, she tried to be strong. Strong for me. That's why I guess we got close before we both before we all ended up in that hole there."
>Beretta pauses her star gazing to look to the ground. In front of the two is a patch of disturbed earth. This is a burial site.
>"But I still don't get it. How did you two fall in love?" Beretta asks. "So what, you died once, and she decided to protect you? Where does the romance come in?"
>"I'm not sure there ever was any romance. We never went on dates. We never wrote love letters to each other. I don't even recall us telling each other 'I love you', as surprising as that sounds."
>Beretta side eyes P. It doesn't surprise her that P apparently always sucked at love.
>"But what I do remember is all the battles we fought together. All the nights we spent cuddling for warmth. Every meal that we caught and shared. All the close calls with death we had, and the time we spent reassuring each other that neither of us would leave the other alone in the world."
>P is seemingly forlorn, but the memory glows in his mind, more nostalgic than one tragic. He grins.
>"But what about Auntie V?"
>"We never got close, but not because she didn't love me. Knowing what happened between your Dad and her now, her fear of seeing me get hurt never allowed her to be honest with her feelings."
>"I don't know how many revives she had after my V died. I don't think it ever worked out between us in any of them, sadly."
>He couldn't hate her for pushing him away. People do strange things when they're afraid.
>But as it turned out, he was up there, and she was down there, in the cold ground. He couldn't afford to judge the actions of the dead with hindsight of survival.
>"So in the end, you lied to me, P. You never actually hooked up with Auntie J!"
>"...Relationships are subjective, toots. It's like that in wartime."
>"You never kissed, right? Or had s-sex?" Beretta climbs on top of P, glaring into his eyes with a death stare.
>"I loved J a long time ago. The dead one. Not your Aunt, alright?"
>"I swear, if I dig through your memories and I find out you're lying, I'm going to bake your core into a funnel cake!"
>"Hey B, calm down! You're acting like your Aunt V now! If I tell you I was a virgin, I was a virgin until you! Hones-AAUGH!"
>Beretta uses her powers to pin the boy into the ground, and prepares to feast.
>"A-alright kid, doing the dirty on top of the family tomb is some freaky shit, I'll give you tha-OW!"
>"LET ME GET INSIDE YOU, DAMN IT!" Beretta screams.
>P can't help but be reminded of days long ago. She was just as forceful back then.
>In a way, he can at least comforted that J would be proud that somebody was looking out for him.
>V, unfortunately, was still going to have to look up and watch, though.
No.361051
Anonymous
Replies:>>361052
>>361049
To quote Harper
and Hawk too
No.361052
Anonymous
>>361051
hawk tuah
No.361053
Anonymous
>>361046
But he is the Keeter browbeater
No.361054
Anonymous
Replies:>>361056
Image:178039391635.jpg(45kB, 1024x567)1777433853233991m.jpg
>>360965
>spoiler
Wew. Had a hearty kek.
>>360968
I also do build Chaos lmao.
No.361055
Anonymous
Replies:>>361057
Image:178039428899.png(490kB, 1215x1620)dlrlsi4-d5102045-1625-4f4e-bc7c-829be5579c9b (1).png
Anyone have any new Louisa art
No.361056
Anonymous
Replies:>>361062
>>361054
The kid already has the gift of Nurgle, what else does he need? Y meanwhile needs the model kit to survive (Plastic dependency is a hell of a thing)
No.361057
Anonymous
Image:178039458873.jpg(166kB, 995x1435)Tumblr_l_389980560147175.jpg
>>361055
No.361058
Anonymous
>>360378
I need more art of shadow womens
No.361059
Anonymous
Image:178039469485.jpg(67kB, 864x852)IMG_20260529_074558.jpg
>>360398
Ehh Blair is more batshit insane then J
No.361060
Anonymous
Replies:>>361063
Image:178039481938.jpg(66kB, 1280x720)Hello artist.jpg
>>360378
Hello, mutant artist? I'd like to commission some drone art please
No.361061
Anonymous
>>360937
I think the drone that ate Danni was one of the manor drones. From what i recall back then she was pretty scared of fucking up or less she gets tortured because she wasn’t one of Tessa’s prized drones. Pretty sure she was left to die via ravens pulling her apart
No.361062
Anonymous
Replies:>>361066
>>361056
I'm more of a (basic bitch) 'Maim, Kill, Burn' man myself.
With the occasional "All according to keikaku" mixed in.
No.361063
Anonymous
Replies:>>361064
>>361060
I'm redrawing some human characters as drones this weekend, not quite mutants.
No.361064
Anonymous
>>361063
Can they be shadow version
No.361066
Anonymous
>>361062
Chaos soup is very fun, you'll know true joy when you box in an enemy unit between Nurgle termites and khorne berserkers while a tzeentch sorc blasts it
No.361068
Anonymous
>>361047
Apparently, the best Sentinels all undertook this training. They're also unnerved as fuck by Harper.
>"She's the sweetest person I've ever met, but... Wow. That's violent"
No.361069
Anonymous
Replies:>>361070
Image:178040093759.jpg(472kB, 776x1200)IMG_20260602_183535.jpg
This but with Louisa being cock hungry for young mens
No.361070
Anonymous
Replies:>>361080
Image:178040110746.jpg(112kB, 967x1280)1756861946190.jpg
>>361069
Get back.
No.361071
Anonymous
Replies:>>361072>>361076
Image:178040137497.jpg(88kB, 1000x879)Noriboob.jpeg
Drone Milfs > Human Milfs
No.361072
Anonymous
>>361071
I prefer shadow milf
No.361073
Anonymous
>>360967
Look at that faggot. His huge ass, cute haircut. I, the techanon, would fuck him hard.
No.361074
Anonymous
Replies:>>361075>>361084
Faggot Month Torment: The loser has to kiss Pidge after eating ten Oreos.
No.361075
Anonymous
>>361074
>Pidge proclaims everybody lost after buying a container full of oreos
No.361076
Anonymous
Replies:>>361077
Image:178040583955.png(44kB, 214x243)1662714643916665.png
>>361071
Anon, those are drone nipples in there.
No.361077
Anonymous
Image:178040592279.png(38kB, 161x153)SoyTessa.png
>>361076
Yeah I know, noticed kinda late, I'm sure no one is browsing the drone board at work so there will be no promotions right? right? Also black hand pls no ban
No.361078
Anonymous
Replies:>>361212
>>360997
Negev's been scarred for life by constantly seeing the worst thing in the world ever before she ever had the capacity to understand any of that. As one Anon once put it,
>There's a difference between knowing what Uzi is, and having your first memory after your birth be an endless centipede-worm staring at you with dozens of stalked cameras, holding up the limp carcass of your mother and puppeteering it to pretend to cradle you in its arms.
Her character arc's ending is realizing that all the adults in her life who are in the know had been telling her the truth, that Uzi's a sad, tired woman who made an unimaginable sacrifice for the sake of the universe and even though she'd make that sacrifice again if she could do it all over she still wishes she was still a robot and not an Nth dimensional biomechanical centipede monster, and reconciling with her mom.
No.361079
Anonymous
Image:178040766765.jpg(1.85MB, 1963x1522)175252691118.jpg
>>361019
Khoren Bekian was truly a man ahead of his time
No.361080
Anonymous
>>361070
It would be hot if Louisa wear Tessa spacesuit
No.361081
Anonymous
Replies:>>361082
Image:178040999485.jpg(40kB, 696x546)V like this post very much.jpg
>>361040
No.361082
Anonymous
>>361081
V the fuck's with your hand triangle
No.361083
Anonymous
Replies:>>361085>>361086>>361091>>361101
So many of our contentfags are yuricucks
No.361084
Anonymous
Replies:>>361111
>>361074
Faggot Month Torment: Loser has to get oral from Pavo.
No.361085
Anonymous
>>361083
It's sucks
No.361086
Anonymous
Replies:>>361088
>>361083
You want more yuri?
Got it.
No.361087
Anonymous
Replies:>>361097
Image:178041500112.jpg(582kB, 2160x2160)IMG_20260602_234115.jpg
No.361088
Anonymous
Replies:>>361092>>361106
>>361086
I want more Hiyoku and total Pervo death.
No.361089
Anonymous
Replies:>>361093
Image:178041536357.jpg(682kB, 1752x996)drone Tessa piloting a armored core.jpg
No.361090
Anonymous
Image:178041567441.png(215kB, 726x803)beretta, pidge, mitchell, and serial designation p (original character and 1 more) drawn by nuke and vicious_fiend - 4e1f646771a1c3ac3fa24748256d791f.png
>>361050
>P green
Based
>with J
Double based
>and they're both retarded jobbers
PEAK pimpin
No.361091
Anonymous
Image:178041574219.jpg(55kB, 610x932)you still talkin.jpg
>>361083
No.361092
Anonymous
>>361088
Agreed
No.361093
Anonymous
Image:178041664553.jpg(164kB, 1035x647)Screenshot_20260602_111030_Chrome.jpg
>>361089
>Cyn experimented with Dronessa
>Once
>"flying the squad into the sun" is only funny when Cyn's not IN the squad
No.361094
Anonymous
Replies:>>361096>>361103
Image:178041702000.jpg(71kB, 885x500)atcipo.jpg
No.361095
DrakoFerrer
>>360949
I love Alice
No.361096
Anonymous
Replies:>>361100>>361102
Image:178041745268.jpg(36kB, 519x677)HJu8V1FWYAA-OTe.jpeg
>>361094
Here
No.361097
Anonymous
>>361087
the fuck uzi doing there? shes not a video game character
No.361098
Anonymous
Image:178041782557.jpg(322kB, 1080x1075)Flipping the bird.jpg
>>360882
>When you already are both of those things.
Nothing will ever changes
No.361099
Anonymous
Beau's mom has got it goin on
No.361100
Anonymous
>>361096
Sex the drone, do it with tone
SEX THE DRONE, DO IT WITH TONE
No.361101
Anonymous
>>361083
>He cannot imagine himself clanging the drone girls who are putting on a show to please (you)
No.361102
Anonymous
>>361096
>Boobs
>Non black tummy
OFF BRAND TRASH!
No.361103
Anonymous
Replies:>>361104
Image:178041909030.png(1.14MB, 1360x768)E_Bananaparadise.png
>>361094
in bananaland
No.361104
Anonymous
Image:178041920042.png(773kB, 2480x3507)9fd5a44c2ead504968b43b4a8e00b50a.png
>>361103
I'll tanked that
No.361105
Anonymous
>>360947
nice lil comic
No.361106
Anonymous
Replies:>>361113>>361114>>361115
Image:178041977710.png(648kB, 1075x1849)IMG_1513.png
>>361088
you are a closeted homosexual
No.361107
Anonymous
Replies:>>361112>>361121
Image:178042016957.png(187kB, 610x847)Yotsuba Drone.png
Both of you are gigafaggots
No.361108
Anonymous
Replies:>>361116>>361120
Alice doing a Deliverance on Pavo.
No.361109
Anonymous
Replies:>>361119
A question.
>How long is Pavo's tongue?
The answer? That's for you to ponder.
No.361110
Anonymous
Image:178042049464.jpg(153kB, 653x1193)Uzi.jpg
No.361111
Anonymous
>>361084
Hmmmm...
No.361112
Anonymous
Replies:>>361214
>>361107
Clang this drone, it's smug aura demands correction
No.361113
Anonymous
>>361106
Holy kek.
No.361114
Anonymous
>>361106
Man, I hope someone does another funny blunder soon, this image will get stale if it's used too much and I like it
No.361115
Anonymous
>>361106
Pavo will have his ass hurting after I fuck him hard. You all do not understand how horny I am for this robot.
No.361116
Anonymous
Replies:>>361117>>361118
>>361108
>"In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, BE GONE!"
>"Oh, you're a Christian? From your appearance, I think you're..."
>"Protestant."
>"Oh, yes, I can see."
>"..."
>"Would you like to read Bible together?"
No.361117
Anonymous
Replies:>>361122
>>361116
No, the other kind of Deliverance. The one that involves getting raped by hillbillies.
No.361118
Anonymous
>>361116
>"No, el-ay-em-oh."
>*BLAM!*
>Alice drags home her kill so she and Beau can have roast roboturkey for dinner.
No.361119
Anonymous
Image:178042121579.png(1.42MB, 1653x1704)1768045411755.png
>>361109
If we judge that the length and size of the tongue depends on the size of the drone, and sentinel drones are larger than disassembly drones, plus Pavo is a male drone, and according to N we can say that on average male drones are taller than female ones, then Pavo's tongue is larger and longer than DD's tongue by about 30-40%.
No.361120
Anonymous
>>361108
>implying Pavojeet isn't a rapist
No.361121
Anonymous
>>361107
Awwww
No.361122
Anonymous
>>361117
You want Pavo to be raped by a FAMALE?! You're a monster!
No.361124
Anonymous
New thread:
>>361123
>>361123
>>361123
>>361123
No.361212
Anonymous
>>361078
Yes and if she were an adult when she realized that I could see her going the way she did, but when you're a baby who learns "oh my mom is a flesh puppet being held up by a endless centipede oh it's holding me gently and treating me with love" I just can't see her being murderbound.
No.361214
Anonymous
>>361112
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