Don't be a fish and look at this sad doomer drone instead Booru: https://dronebooru.co Wheel of so many OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf Wheel of changing modifiers: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf The wiki inside the really awesome Booru: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character The actual separate Wiki: wiki.dron Previous thread: >>360202
>>361146 Sentinel SD is not real; he's just the cat DD version. Just take your meds; do not harm yourself. >>361147 Thanks! I think you are just suffering from Drone withdrawal somehow.
>>361140 Always remember: the Venn diagram of "people who say men should be more open about their feelings and what's bothering them" and "people who jeer at men who are open about their feelings and what's bothering them" is a circle. This whole "men's mental health" push was never in good faith, it was only ever about getting material to say "Holy shit, look at this dude being open and vulnerable like I said men should be! What a whiny fucking incel!" It's like Lucy with the football, except Charlie Brown slipping again makes everyone think he's a horrible person who deserves to be shunned.
>>361151 I've heard enough, kill all women and replace them with drones, not only fruity peacock ones, we can have many kinds of drones, perhaps even ones that aren't boiwives
>>361176 What would Jane even think of sentinel drones? Like, "Cool, they're like those yellow ones, only blue and for us"? I think if she met Pavo, she'd just say, "Robo-faggot, lol," and that's it.
Found this weird drone in the junkpile that's actually working fine, but someone removed the arms/legs. I ordered replacements but for some reason its core heats up like a motherfucker any time I handle it.
>>361216 Be sure to take your drone to bed with you whenever you go to sleep, it was probably abandoned and needs a strong push to rebuild trust, also give it plenty of headpats and hugs. Do not listen to the government boot lick (>>361220), become ungovernable, cook meth with your drone and sell it to rich kids to be able to adopt more stray drones
>>361216 That reminds me of the other junkyard greentext. Reposting this short green: >Anon makes a post about Agro-C and Strawberry on social media. >The post became popular. >People start visiting. >Everyone wants a piece of her. >Strawberry takes one look at the notifications. >"[FEAR]Absolutely not." >Goes into hiding.
>>361228 >That reminds me of the other junkyard greentext. You mean the one with the factory? Man... that ending upset me so much I just had to add something happy after it, the dronetism demanded it
I've been subbed to it since it started, and I wanna know: is Beretta's prank channel a prank channel, or a "watch me get my ass kicked by people I tried to prank" channel? Or both?
>>361232 Meanwhile I'm over here seeing a tragic ending and thinking, "What if I made it worse?" I respect the need for a happy ending, but my writing worms instincts are mostly just finding new and creative ways to emotionally damage you more just look at my old examples.
>Fun Afternoon Canon Facts: Mac initially started his streaming career to boost his sister's various attempts to prove her bona fides as a cool normalfag >unrelated to this but being added to justify this being 'Facts' plural, the conflict between being born a reverse cyborg vampire and her wish to be seen as a normie has lowkey given Beretta a bunch of body image issues; she slightly envies her brother for being something "meant" to have eldritch meat in it, apparently designed by something her parents and grandparents and Dad's friends refuse to talk about to have eldritch meat in it, while she's a haphazard mess under her bodywork
>>361253 >Freshly promoted and not at all tricked non commissioned expendable petty commander Anon! I was just searching for you >We have a heavily defended bunker complex for you and your command to take over >You will be leading from the front
>>361254 >>361256 >After picking up the 40th grunt, anon thinks command simply decided to expand his room to accommodate all the grunts >The fact that this "room" was located on the front lines didn't bother him
>>361259 Hmmm, to my knowledge Liam has never shown much interest in yuri, he wants his male self insert to fuck The Vickers Girl(tm). He did tease some Doll/Lizzy and V/Lizzy attraction in Prommening I guess so he also probably doesn't hate it.
>>361264 To my knowledge, I've never seen it in a story directly from Liam himself. I'm not saying I know his mind and know he dislikes it, but I think if he had serious interest in yuri stories he'd write them.
Imagine Negev's relief when she learned she's not full of the same kind of flesh Mother is made of. Just the kind of flesh Dad's full of and Grandma... was full of? Is?
>>361279 Mostly I just want to eat pussy and facesitting/faceriding is one of the positions it can be done in. Prefer the direction to be reversed though, not a big fan of a face full of asshole. I also can’t understand the fixation with grotesquely giant asses, fat people are fucking nasty and I can’t comprehend why anyone would want to stick their face in an unnaturally obese ass.
>"Beretta, play some appropriate tunes for my eldritch wife's arrival!" >The Doorman firstborn sighs as she shuffles through your CD collection before settling on an old case that has an unmarked disc in its holder. >Once slotted in she turns down her audio receptors so she doesn't have to listen to the resident human's "old man music". Soundgarden - Black Hole Sun
So in Post-Good End, after all these years of being recalled to Outpost 3 by their new admin, how close do you imagine any kids of the DDs are to each other? How commonly do you think they're friends versus being acquaintances whose weird PTSDed out parents insist they get to know each other better? Does their parents' histories of being genocidal hunting dogs act as an impediment to making friends with peers whose parents were being preyed on by theirs for somethingteen years? Does Beretta sit with them at lunch, or would associating with them be too much of an obstacle to being accepted as a normalfag?
>>361309 Pavo's actually a sentinel drone and not literally a peacock. I know it's hard to tell the difference sometimes, but he's outfitted with energy weapons and a pair of wings.
>>361306 I guess it really comes down to the differences in respective timelines. Puppies Uzi is more sensitive and is not as confident, but PGE Uzi acts more headstrong, like Nori. Puppies Dd’s all have kids and lives of their own, but PGE DD’s stay near the Doorman family and never branch off. On a social level, PGE’s outpost 3 is wrapped with all these thread characters who appear in and out constantly, meaning DD’s, humans, and other races are pretty common and everybody treats it like normal. Meanwhile, Akita, Alpha, and the core three are the only non-workers in their whole timeline. One timeline treats the Murder Drones like potentially dangerous anomalies because the Solver is still actually a threat, while the other has Disassembly Drone Femboy Hooters. One story is written as a drama while the other is written as comedy. To answer your question, if Beretta is unpopular in Pge, its because she’s a girl who’d spam call you a hundred times at 3 in the morning until you pick up and then dig up your dead pet dog and use its bones to spell “I love you”. The fact of her family’s history of being war criminals is totally marginal
>>361303 Unironically, I'd have the best luck with Pavo, since he'll be incredibly friendly to me from the start, but even so, I'd still like to see if he could handle a date with me.
>>361321 DD wings, and SD wings as a result, are pretty fiddly to draw. >>361323 Pavo is a robot that was constructed on a far-off planet and thus has no real ethnicity.
>>361330 Sorry but I love my kraut wife....uhh... Boy wife? I'm confused. But Y is a hundred times better than anything you may send no matter what (unless it's fleshY then I'm an hero'ing myself)
>>361280 I have them, but they're a bit awkward to use, so I usually just use my finger instead. >>361331 >Anon is now more appealing. >E goes ever more Bananas for him.
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Guys, I have an important announcement to make. Femdrone is actually argentinian and she loves the city of Tel Aviv. Femdrone is proud zionist warrior.
>>361339 >Fem drone got Zogged Grim, millions must clang >>361340 I uhhh...well whatever floats your boat but I'm pretty sure this puts certain limits on you
>>361349 Janitorial positions, those floors and toilets are going to be spotless, except fugue and smile, they get to do merchandising, specifically for digital circus branded bikinis and chastity devices
So what do we all think happened to the other 23 DDs? Did the AS eat them when it started eating the planet and they're currently in Uzi's mind palace, or did Uzi have to go back down to Cabin Fever and find them trying to repair their bodies with their useless little headcrab claws?
>>361363 Yeah, no shit, that's how Alice was able to get their cores in the oven. But which of those two do you all think their status was after Uzi ate the AS and put the planet back to normal?
Here's a shit idea I have to get out of my head >Gerald Robotnik was contracted by JCJenson to design and produce a viable prototype disassembly drone >He did, and embezzled a majority of his funding to try and develop a cure for Maria >Project Shadow created a viable prototype disassembly drone >Shadow isn't the only drone that Maria is friends with >Cyn was an attempt by Gerald at making a caretaker for Maria but an industrial accident left the drone in an irreparable state, it's a "miracle" that she's still functioning and walking around >The personality shift that happened after the accident was assumed to be caused by said accident >Inevitably JCJenson found out about the embezzlement and sent a corporate kill squad to the Ark with the goal of obtaining research data and Shadow >And to get rid of anyone involved >Maria still gets shot saving Shadow and shooting him out of the Ark >Maria's murder was not just witnessed by Gerald but by Cyn as well >Something something Cyn finds Maria >Something something I won't ever discard you >Something something pic related
>>361374 Switch, you stupid chinese whore. You think you're special? You're not. We all lost something in the war. You think losing your boyfriend makes your genocidal position any valid?
>>361377 You're forgiven. But, for the next pile draw a little smaller or I'll send your ass to the shadow realm. And if you got time, draw V making Simon wash the dishes.
>>361362 They tried to kill Mitchell and through a series of harem anime-esque coincidences started dating him. The entire thing snowballed until 3/4 of the Solver forces were neutralized by one man and absorbed into his polycule.
>>361398 Uzi only has Doll and Cyn, because she ate Cyn's core, which ate Doll's core. So Uzi didn't get souls of DDs, which means they're completely dead, because if Cyn had their backups, Uzi would have gotten them.
>>361400 (me) Right, we saw Alice keeping some of the cores in the furnace. The others could have been eaten by the sentinels, killing them completely. This explains why Cyn only returned J, since her singularity was able to return to her.
But overall, it all fits together. Uzi only has Doll and Cyn because she got their singularities. Cyn was able to get J back because she got J's singularity back. The singularities of the other DDs were destroyed, which we see in Uzi's visor, where she only has two singularities.
>>361404 >since they can regenerate from that shit no problem, and are full of self-hated from going from Tessa's servants/friends/associates to genocidal hunting dog 30 Days of Night vampires, this is something bored DDs do sometimes after Uzi became their admin
>>361408 It seems so. Cyn ate Doll's core, and it seemed to be the only core she had, as N, V, and J were still alive, and the other cores were either destroyed or never returned to her because of Alice.
>>361407 >A bunch of headless DDs playing football with their own noggins because they haven't had anything to do since the AS got contained. >Sometimes they make elaborate card houses out of their arms. >N is starting to get worried that the surviving disassemblers aren't handling unemployment well.
>>361413 >unemployment That's... one way of putting living among the people they spent somethingteen years preying on. >>361412 >giving up on cute puppets that can be tortured forever.
>>361416 >giving up on cute puppets that can be tortured forever. She has her favorites, V, J, and especially N. She states this herself when she says that she only left memories to them.
>>361419 If you try to fully adhere to the show's plot, you'll find yourself in a damn tight spot: 1. Cyn says that only N, J, and V have memory, which means there can't be any disassembler OCs. 2. "Tessa's" badge only has six stars, representing six colonies that have already been destroyed. The entire world is just six planets and Earth, which is damned small for all the crap my world-building-sick brain can come up with. 3. Almost all worker drones act so stupid that it's not even funny anymore (well, I didn't find those stupid jokes funny). Writing only about idiot drones is not interesting.
>>361421 (me) And now there are 4. All DDs except three are dead, so you can't even write about half-wild disassemblers or somehow bring them back except by creating completely new ones at Uzi's discretion.
>>361421 Actually if we continue adhering to the logic that it is reckless to take vore-Satan at her word then the points 1 and 2 ought to also be considered equally unreliable information.
>>361421 >1. Cyn says that only N, J, and V have memory, which means there can't be any disassembler OCs. That doesn't mean they're feral, they just don't know anything about their old selves. The DD would look like a copy of their DD self but the actual personality? It could be something different.
>>361426 The first point makes sense, as we see a whole bunch of warning signs at the entrance to the lab, but the second is most likely true, as Cyn never mentioned the destroyed planets: it's just a patch. It's most likely like a list, where after completing a task, she crossed it off.
>>361427 Yes, I already pointed this out, but it turns out that drones are still just empty shells. They have no memories of the past, no attachments, no drives, and no desires, only following orders and eating oil. Drones, nothing more.
Since we got space travel in Murder Drones, if there's any space stations around would they had had a higher chance of surviving? Imagine if the remnants of humanity instead of settling on a planet become a space-faring species living in space stations and ships.
>>361430 >They have no memories of the past, no attachments, no drives, and no desires, only following orders and eating oil. And writing warnings to each other.
>>361429 Considering that Cyn went out of her way to create that fake image implying that Tessa survived the gala in order to trick N during Episode 6, I wouldn't put it past her to also fake the patch under the logic that making it seem like there's only one planet left would be sufficient moral justification for convincing N that Uzi dying is necessary to save the universe.
>>361421 >3. Almost all worker drones act so stupid that it's not even funny anymore (well, I didn't find those stupid jokes funny). So are the humans, based on all on-screen evidence. Yet no Anons dismiss humans as worthless retards who are not worth centering and more like props than characters.
>>361434 If I remember the show correctly, she didn't show him the patch or tell him there was only one planet left. She only mentioned that the other colonies had tried to study the solver, like copper-9, but that only led to its spread. The work-in-progress sheet seems more logical to me because she doesn't advertise it in any way, but does it only for herself.
>>361436 >>361439 As far as the actual show's setting is concerned those anons would be wrong but it's not like that has ever stopped anyone here before.
>>361439 Except in mt experience those Anons always write about humans, with the robutts as silly side characters in the normal, not autistic and weird, 21st century-style humans' stories.
>>361440 >it's not like that has ever stopped anyone here before. I don't know how you would make someone interesting if they and everyone else went full retard.
>>361441 We literally have greens with a Mech cannibal drone with an idiot human pilot.
And that's not even mentioning all the other greens where humans were made fools of because they didn't see any direct hints about the drones wanting to hard fuck them.
The rebuilding is tough going. We ran out of building materials but my good DD friend has been supplying some very sturdy limbs. We figured out how to weave baskets from regrown wires. All ethically sourced, of course. In fact I think she's a little too into it.
>Fun Afternoon Canon/OC Fact: between the show's ending and the Post-Good End era, there was serious debate among the remainder of Tessa Elliot's personal staff whether they should accept their new admin's offer of respawning and suffer under their renewed thirst and the fear and judgment of the people they'd been preying on for somethingteen years, or stay in her mind palace and suffer its desolation and 24/7 nightcore soundtrack
>>361449 If I were them, I'd just ask for end. It's a hundred times better than living on the same planet with a purple gremlin, or, even worse, listening to her nightcore.
>>361449 >"Hey, new Cyn, can you turn the torment nexus off in here?" >"Okay let me..." >"No that made it worse. And now dubstep is playing for some reason." >"Oh! Uh..." >"Way worse." >"Crud okay I'll put it back!" >"Wait go back to the second one it was worse but at least it was different."
So Pavo is an Indian peacock and FemPavo is a green peahen. Question is, which subspecies of green peafowl should FemPavo be from? Should she be a Java peahen (Pavo muticus muticus), an Indochinese peahen (Pavo muticus imperator), or a Burmese peahen (Pavo muticus spicifer)?
>>361458 Even though my work don't get much compared to some of the others, it still could happen rarely. I want to give some of the less-used OCs a chance, whether that's through writing them or making art of them. >>361463 Zombie drones are so freaking underrated. Like how many stuff we got from them?
>>361471 Congratulations! The (J)union has sent you a certificate of authenticity and a helpful collection of supplements to enhance your potency. Upon receipt of the certificate, your wife will mark you as hers for life- don't be scared, it's a sign of a loving wife.
>>361466 The blockade will continue until the Chang Nebula renounces its totalitarian past, repents of all its sins against a free society, embraces liberal values, and hands over its resources.
The first words V the shy, gentle nearsighted maid heard when she came to after the gala, covered in blood, surrounded by death, wandering through the gore-filled halls with a fleshy monster claw for a hand and the feeling of something squirming and twitching inside her all over her body: >[Giggle. Get her f-k-ng. Rags off.]
>>361472 Also depends on what type of wings they are too, if they are DD or mechanical wings then it's already hard enough god save you if you are drawing actual bird-like wings.. Especially with a lot of details.
>humie wage slaves all day to buy food and shelter >humie is tired and angry >but berries and tin-can scrap houses are free >oogi can snooze 'til noon in her comfy abode, beneath warm,comfy tissue sheets and cotton-ball pillows >when she wakes, she will gather a bright, red berry- delicious and full of juice >skill issue, humie
>>361449 >>361454 >the soundtrack of Uzi's mind palace consists of three categories of songs: >nightcore songs Uzi's heard >nightcore versions of non-nightcore songs Uzi's heard >nightcore versions of already nightcore songs Uzi's heard, a la BITE ME (feat. Zephyrianna) (Nightcore’d AGAIN)
In an effort to curry favor with the royal family the Kestral star system (brought to you by Pepsi) has been renamed the Keeter star system (brought to you by Pepsi.)
Kill Envy shippers. Behead Envy shippers. Roundhouse kick an Envy shipper into the concrete. Slam dunk an Envy shipper into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Nfags. Defecate in an Envy shipper's food. Launch Envy shippers into the sun. Stir fry envy shippers in a wok. Toss Envy shippers into active volcanoes. Urinate into an Envy shipper's gas tank. Judo throw Envy shippers into a wood chipper. Twist Envy shippers heads off. Report Envy shippers to JCJenson. Karate chop Envy shippers in half. Curb stomp pregnant Envy shippers. Trap Envy shippers in quicksand. Crush Envy shippers in the trash compactor. Liquefy Envy shippers in a vat of nanite acid. Eat Envy shippers. Dissect Envy shippers. Exterminate Envy shippers in the gas chamber. Stomp Envy shippers skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Envy shippers in the oven. Lobotomize Envy shippers. Mandatory vasectomies for Envy shippers. Grind Envy shipper plushies in the garbage disposal. Drown Envy shippers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Envy shippers with a ray gun. Kick Envy shippers down the stairs. Feed Envy shippers to alligators. Slice Envy shippers with a katana.
>>361490 (me) Pictured the AS getting down to V's level after she's been forced to her knees and, depending on how thoroughly stripped V is by the normal, non-zombie drone friendbots under its power, delicately, very delicately, putting V's wig back on her head (possibly with one of Tessa's hands) and/or flicking her glasses off (possibly with one of Tessa's fingers). Then the ripping V apart so what's left of her can be violently attached to DD parts.
>>361518 Put a bomb in a Envy shipper's mouth. Throw knives at Envy shippers. Inflate Envy shippers until they pop. Send Envy shippers into a Nfaghole. Castrate Envy shippers. Feed Envy shippers poisoned food. Force Envy shippers to walk the plank. Push Envy shippers into a pit. Kneel on a Envy shipper's neck. Curse Envy shippers with a spell. Stuff Envy shipper babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten Envy shippers with a tank. Pop a Envy shipper's car tire. Strike Envy shipper children with a ruler. Make Envy shippers swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a Envy shipper's limbs. Airdrop Envy shippers into Antarctica. Throw Envy shippers off the boat. Pressurize Envy shippers into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a Envy shipper's ass. Falcon-punch a Envy shipper in the face. Make Envy shippers into fiction. Blow Envy shippers heads off with grenade launchers. Blow Envy shippers brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock Envy shippers in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail Envy shippers to a cross and stab them. Run over Envy shippers with a tank feet-first. Crush Envy shippers with a press. Attack Envy shippers with acid. Boil Envy shippers in a pan. Lock Envy shippers inside a brazen bull. Burn Envy shippers alive. Drag Envy shippers across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on Envy shippers. Quarter Envy shippers. Impale Envy shippers on a pike. Tenderize Envy shippers with a mallet. Ionise Envy shippers in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate Envy shippers in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify Envy shippers in a Nfag hole. Curse Envy shippers with the necronomicon. Trap Envy shippers in purgatory. Bang a Envy shippers testicles with a spiked bat. Throw Envy shippers off a twelve story building. Freeze dry Envy shippers in the vacuum of space. Fry Envy shippers with power lines. Feed Envy shippers ricin. Kneecap a Envy shipper with a twelve gauge. Re enslave Envy shippers. Sell Envy shippers organs on the Nfag market. Run Envy shippers over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw Envy shippers into the grand canyon. Burn Envy shippers with jet engine exhaust.
>>361525 Beat Envy shippers to death with a tire iron. Cauterise a Envy shippers asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice Envy shippers to the Absolute Solver. Drop Envy shippers out of a plane at fourty thousand feet. Feed Envy shippers to Sentinels. Load a Envy shipper into a cannon and shoot the Envy shipper at a concrete wall. Keel Haul Envy shippers under a galleon. Disembowel Envy shippers with a bayonet. Strap a Envy shipper to a cruise missile and launch it at a Envy shipper neighbourhood. Drop Envy shippers into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter Envy shippers. Lure Envy shippers in with fried chicken and trap them with bear traps. Force a Envy shipper to learn calculus, then kill the Envy shipper anyway. Atomize Envy shippers with a powerfist. Throw Envy shippers into vats full of FEV virus. Choke Envy shippers with barbed wire. Throw pianos at Envy shippers from 40-story buildings. Throw Envy shippers at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze Envy shippers in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie Envy shippers to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot Envy shippers with syringe guns. Defecate on Envy shipper food stamps. Make Envy shippers pay for glitch merch in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire Envy shippers into the orbit. Put advertisement posters for gameoverse on Envy shippers then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. Irradiate Envy shippers with depleted uranium. Launch a Envy shipper with a trebuchet. Send a Envy shipper exploring titanic in a cheap submarine.
>>361527 Use a Envy shipper as a crash test dummy. Tie Envy shippers onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire jackass movie on a Envy shipper. Trample Envy shippers. Bury Envy shippers alive. Play bowling with Envy shippers heads as pins. Grate Envy shippers with a cheese grater. Get Envy shippers stuck in an elevator. Spray a Envy shippers toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot a Envy shipper directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage a Envy shippers parachute. Sabotage a Envy shippers bungee. Trap a Envy shipper under ice. Force Envy shippers into gladiatorial combat. Send Envy shippers back to warring African tribes. Hide a snake in a Envy shippers room. Put Envy shippers on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest a Envy shippers organs. Waterboard Envy shippers with gasoline, then set them on fire. Flay Envy shippers. Tie Envy shippers to train tracks. Put laxatives in their soylent. Recreate mortal kombat fatalities on Envy shippers. Gibbet Envy shippers. Tie a lightning rod to a Envy shippers head during a storm. Lure Envy shippers into suicide pods. Bury Envy shippers neck deep and surround them with scorpions. Clear a mine field by sending Envy shippers to it. Stir Envy shippers into cement. Squeeze Envy shippers through a chain link fence. Hack Envy shippers socials and make them say they have irrefutable evidence that would lead to James Elliott's arrest.
>>361528 Perform adorcism on a Envy shipper. Microwave a Envy shippers head. Suck a Envy shipper into pool drainage ass first. Pour nitroglycerin inside a Envy shippers N plushie. Inject ebola in its food. Put a chubby Envy shipper in a tribe of cannibals. Pressure wash Envy shippers brown skin. Play games with Envy shippers jigsaw style. Trim a Envy shippers nose hairs with a lawn mower. Strap a Envy shipper to a wind turbine blade. Flatten a Envy shipper in an industrial rolling machine. Turn a Envy shippers bones into furniture. Make minced meat out of a Envy shipper and serve faggy patties to other Envy shippers. Feed a Envy shipper viagra and put an activated sawblade in front of its dick. Disguise a thermally activated lightsaber as a Envy shippers dildo. Stone Envy shippers. Tranquilize Envy shippers and put them in lion pits. Make a subhuman centipede from Envy shippers. Throw a Envy shipper down a well. Prescribe incorrect medication to Envy shippers. Pimp-slap Envy shippers into airplane turbines. Displace Envy shippers in a predicted meteoroid contact area. Gift a Envy shipper a lethal dose of fentanyl. Put dog collars on Envy shippers at maximum voltage. Give Envy shippers sentient brain parasites. Give Envy shippers over to aliens in area 51 to be probed. Leave Envy shippers out for vultures. Drive a Envy shipper into a tornado with a remote controlled vehicle.
>>361530 Do freaky voodoo on a Envy shipper. Strap Envy shippers on a roller-coaster and use them as target practice. Strap Envy shippers to a judas cradle. Blast Envy shippers with Civil War cannons. Crucify filthy Envy shippers. Whip Envy shippers into obedience. Slingshot a Envy shipper into orbit. Rocket Envy shippers into the sun. Stir-fry Envy shippers in a wok. Bite a Envy shipper and drink their blood. Urinate into a Envy shipper's gas tank. Judo throw Envy shippers into the wood chipper. Unscrew a Envy shipper's head off. Bake Envy shippers into Envy shipper-pizza. Arrest Envy shippers for no reason. Electrocute Envy shippers. Curb stomp pregnant Envy shippers. Beat a Envy shipper up. Slice a Envy shipper up and wear their skin. Set Envy shippers on fire. Spin Envy shippers around until they puke. Tie Envy shippers to a train track. Karate kick an Envy shipper in the testicles. Stomp Envy shipper skulls with steel-toed boots. Broil Envy shippers into a broth. Deep fry Envy shippers. Fourth-trimester abortions for Envy shippers. Blend Envy shippers in a blender. Snap a Envy shipper's neck. Throw Envy shippers off buildings. Send aliens to abduct Envy shippers. Force Envy shippers to ride the euthanasia coaster. Crush Envy shippers with anvils. Throw Envy shippers off of rooftops. Incinerate Envy shippers. Starve Envy shippers. Blow Envy shippers up with dynamite. Gulp Envy shippers. Feast on Envy shipper eyeballs. Cave in a Envy shipper's skull. Peel an Envy shipper like a banana. Wipe out Envy shipper tribes. Deny Envy shippers into Heaven. Freeze Envy shippers in the vaccum of space. Hard boil an Envy shipper. Lock on to Envy shippers with a harpoon. Cryodesiccate a Envy shipper. Ferment Envy shippers into stew. Ensnare Envy shippers. Nark on Envy shippers to the army. Cause a total Envy shipper purge. Jam a Envy shipper into a geyser. Axe murder an Envy shipper. Unleash Smelvin upon Envy shippers. Put Envy shippers on ships going to Africa and blow up the ships after they set sail. Total Envy shipper death.
>>361543 >Core collapse didn't get the pods, Cyn didn't somehow get them, the drones didn't break them open and kill the humans for revenge >It was Windows Of course it would be. It's funny but damn, I also wish the setting weren't so zoomed in.
>>361545 Could have, but it's Windows, anything could have fucked it up. >Anon survives the apocalypse because a fit of autism overtook him and he switched his pod software to Linux just before going under
>>361541 if I had a nickel for every time today I saw 3 chibi characters carrying a crucified 4th character in this exact formation I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice. is this a new meme format or something?
>>361567 I bet muties would be racist against other mutes. Given the sheer variety in horrific mutations and species there’s bound to be a hierarchy, though I imagine based in strength. Abby and other drone mutants at the top, basically still humans middle, anything else is a Mutt Mutie.
>>361569 >Valentine is somehow at the bottom of the hierarchy >she’d be stoned if she ever left her house but thinks she’s on top of the race purity ladder because she’s a NEET and spends all her time with like one other mutie max >
>Mutant goes on about Mutant Supremacy to Humans and Cyn could have won the solver war if she didn’t siege copper 9 and simply took it immediately >Mutie Care attendant yawns and hands them their stimulus packet of nutrients >Mutie Town is a depressing place
>potentially hazardous zombie drone mutants being racist against human reduced to an immobile stringy mass of gelatinized flesh with a couple intact bones sticking out of it, their conscious mind a prisoner of their own what could barely be called a body at this point, existing in blind, deaf excruciating agony, wanting to scream and beg for death but no longer having a voice to do it with mutants
>>361575 (me) Proposal: put one of those human "mutants" into an empty drone chassis and see what happens. Worst case scenario, nothing and a moment of a new kind of pain very slightly different from the kind they're normally feeling every instant. Best case scenario, they have senses and usable bodies again.
>>358637 >You close the office door behind you as you enter. Dr. Holly’s typing away at her computer. “Sit down.” She says, her attention not breaking away from whatever report she’s writing. You oblige and sit down. >She keeps on typing, you sitting there in awkward silence as you spin around in the chair. You hear her cough and immediately turn around as she stares at you with a blank expression. You try to make yourself more presentable. “How are you, Inco?” “I’m doing great.” >”Day’s been good?” “Yeah.” >She learns forward on the desk. “I have a question for you. How are things between you and Switch?” “Fine, so far. I think we’re going on the right track. She talks to me. I talk to her. Why?” >”Because usually in this time frame, your predecessors asked to be reassigned.” “Didn’t you know? I have the skills needed to charm a woman.” >Holly doesn’t look impressed with your charade and leans back into her chair. “I’m not surprised you held out this far.” Was she expecting you to resign or die or something? “What’s that supposed to mean?” >”As I said, I picked you because of your psychological profile. Yours and hers almost match completely. It’s an inverse of her dynamic with her previous significant other.” >Wait, what? “Excuse me?” >”Hmm?” She says with a raised eyebrow. “Is this some elaborate blind date thing?” >For the first time, you see Holly genuinely confused. “I am not---” “Am I the substitute boyfriend to her? Her little sweetie-pie or some shit?” >This is starting to make more sense. Her being angry and you being the easy-going one…Switch told you a bit more about her relationship with her boyfriend. He was the more reclused and angry one while she was more outgoing. >Holly gets taken back by what you said. “That is not my intention. My intention is for you to keep her in line. You were chosen because it was the most logical choice.” >You cross your arms as the two of you have a staredown. You’re starting to feel used. “Regardless…” She gathers some documents off her hands in her hands. “Keep her in check. That is all.” >Not wanting to stay here any longer, you quickly stand up and head towards the door but then stop and turn back around. You remembered something you wanted to ask her. “Could I get a permission document for me and her to go on a leave?” >Holly looks up at you again. “Why?” “So that me and Switch could go to the city nearby and have some fun.” >Holly shakes her head. “I cannot allow that. You know why.” “You wanna know why she’s uncontrollable?” >Holly stares at you in silence, waiting for your answer. “Because she fucking hates it here. She hates the other SDs, she hates how she’s being held back here and more importantly – she hates you. Hates you because you didn’t held up your end of the bargain. Why do you think she’s angry all the time?” >Holly keeps staring at you as you keep explaining. “Yes, I know there are DDs in the city but there’s things in there she can enjoy. Listen, just let me try it. Lemme take her out. She’ll listen to me, I’ll keep her in check. And she kinda needs the leave to clear herself out considering you didn’t think of that.” >Holly looks like she’s thinking before sighing. “I will consider it.” Well, good enough for you. You exit the office and head back to the workshop to do your maintenance checks on Switch.
>>361576 >Core of mutant drone gets put into a clean WD chassis >They become a cripple - their senses don't work right and their limbs are barely controllable.
the solver, being a bastardized king in yellow/hastur expy, naturally is betrothed to a shub-niggurath expy. something something this is how mutants work or something, i think. we’re all spawn of that horrid thing and the solver has joint custody.
All of the drones are getting smooches, this cannot be stopped. some will get tender smooches on the forehead while others will be getting French kissed.
from the /co/ thread >Somehow survive Cyn's Genocide breeding run >Make contact with Copper 9 Drones >Talking to Uzi when you feel something brush against your thigh >Her tail is looking up at you, and you suddenly feel very unsafe
>>361628 >>361629 >Said no one. >They were just the comforting thoughts of a rapidly dwindling poeer supply connected to the CPU of a damaged drone. >"Heh.", they said. >"Worth it."
>>361634 >Be Anon >Scavenger on planet bumfuck-6 >While outside on a pleasant walk on your blasted rock you find a damaged drone >The chassis is banged up and there is some sort of jury rigged power unit hooked up to the poor thing >Your backpack is full as is and you're going back to your safe house >But you're feeling like taking some small risks today >You take the wreck of a drone into your arms and begin carrying it back home >Your gamble pays off and you make it back without being attacked by anything >You place the drone on of the empty enough tables and start working on fixing it >You gathered enough parts and bits to replace whatever was damaged >You hook the drone up to your DIY power grid and watch as a charging icon appears on it's screen >You begin flipping through a slightly burnt drone instruction manual you found some time ago >You reboot the drone and smile to yourself as oval eyes appear on it screen >It will be good to have some companionship >The traders you do business with don't come along that often and they're not very talkative >Maybe that pristine quality anatomy adapter you got from one of your scavenging sessions will finally have a use, the traders don't want it
>>361640 >Of course such things are too good to be true. >In a flash and a bang the drone's voltage regulator explodes and the whole thing suffers an overload, blowing out its screen in a spray of flexiglass and drive circuitry. >At the very least it was quick. >Now you could salvage the core but... >You'd heard tales from the junkyards about improper disposal coming back to haunt unwary scavvers and hobbyists. >Erring on the side of caution you pried open the scrapper's torso to get at the core and lo-and-behold it was intact but the destruct pins had failed to fire on the left side. >Nothing a hammer and some nails couldn't fix. >It was stupid but it's a proper send-off that had a practical use in the end. >Plus it's always fun to watch the things implode. >Oh well. >On to the next one.
>>361645 We let fate decide, Anon the Scav has 65 in repair due to his living on a scrap planet, he makes a repair roll to fix his new drone (D100, equal to or bellow his skill so 1-65 succeeds)
>>361652 No DC in D100 based systems, there are modifiers to the final score: a positive modifier makes the roll harder (since you need to roll below your skill) and negative modifiers make rolls easier, we established that Anon has the parts he needs so he doesn't get a modifier for repairing without parts. Anon has repair of 65 so a roll of 24 passes the test, the drone is fixed and they live happily ever after
>>361654 I cannot imagine J giving a good blowjob, and she'd probably blame you for it. But V would probably bite your cock. so there's really no winning here.
>>361569 Abby has little brains: she's essentially driven by revenge and hunger. She's unlikely to fit into any hierarchy. Valentine will definitely be at the bottom.
>>361574 >TFW, you're assigned to work in a mutant city by the university >The salary is crap, the city is crap, and your coworkers are crap >Becoming a doctor was a mistake... >At least your drone nurse is trying to help
>>361578 >You’re starting to feel used. You're a soldier. The purpose of your entire existence right now is to be used, not to question morality and justice.
He's gotten too comfortable at the base, thinking he can now defy his superiors and decide for himself. If Holly lets Switch go, she'll cause some kind of incident, she knows it. If this idiot is willing to fully face the consequences of his insolence and accept the pain it has caused others, then let her go.
There’s noting lewd about this drone. Her blatantly exposed bottom plate and her bright pubic light are just a cone and a led with a clear cover. Her warm heart shaped core status display is just a secondary screen used for monitoring core status during maintenance and operation. Her teasing smirk just shows her sharp teeth used for shaping and cutting wire. There is noting lewd here only a functional system.
>>361344 Casually dislocates shoulders just to grope tessa’s dead tits. Disgusting! Also I feel bad for cyn, and it’s not because of the screaming and the spasming, which is out of character for her. Yes she would be repulsed by humans sexually torturing her but by the time she’s a skinsuit she wouldn’t care enough to be afraid.
>>361690 Serial designation Nega is packing more tenta-shlong than a large drone so naturally he’s unwittingly the bull in many relationships. This cucks both anon and kovach who are both pleased with the situation.
>>361691 >which is out of character for her It wouldn't be the AS in the driver's seat at that moment... >[Disgusting. Oh. Tessa. Could you be a dear and experience. This for me.] >"W-wot?" >[I'll be back in a. Shortly. Have fun.~]
>>361695 >Said the smelly and fat disassembler as he typed his response. >"That'll show 'em!", he thought as the sounds of his GF getting railed by seven worker drones in the back room set the tone for his machiavellian brooding.
>>361696 No there’s still a bit of cyn left in cynwalker, her personality is distinct from the solver in ep 2. Giving Tessa her body back is just disgusting, but a solver thing to do, assuming Tessa’s mind somehow survived.
>>361675 > If Holly lets Switch go, she'll cause some kind of incident, she knows it. Switch can't be that stupid. Unless she doesn't give a shit about her life.
>>361706 >Scuba diver suit from SOMA >The main charterer is canonically a woman's corpse with a camera stuck in it's neck until the body swap Not beating the twink power armor allegations
>>361712 >until the body swap Simon-kun... there's no body swapping... I know you're an AI homunculus clone of a guy who was dying of brain damage when he got his brain scanned, but I shouldn't have to keep explaining this...