/md/ - Murder Drones

>>357426
I want to get sexually harassed by Emily

>>357428
I want to turn this anon gay for shits 'n giggles.

Feeding Y the powder that makes you say SKITARII TOMORROW one day late.

>>357430
I should assemble the rest of those guys at some point.
My vanguard alpha needs some attention too.

Who let the ss13fags shit the drawpile?

>>357432
Plap/clang, next question

>>357429
>He is not ready for Emil the power bottom drone

>>357437
>He is not ready for the slew of cyber-AIDS loaded into his lame knockoff's rear port.

>>357433
same ones that banned tomoe but allow all the other undesirables in the name of thread politics

>>357438
It's quite literately just Emily wearing pants and with bandages wrapped around her chest to pretend to be a boy (yes the bandages on her chest don't do anything, but she's saw this in a movie once)

>>357441
>J when she notices (you)
>You're the employee of the month
>At least the human one (You're the only human working in the office)
>The reward for your exemplary work is clanging

>>357444
Dobson drone

>>357444
What if I'm not gay?

>>357447
Can she go do some exercises and get thinner? I like my drone skinny

>>357449
You vill like the Big Beautiful Drone and you vill be happy. ITAnon! Hit him with the art that makes one like fat bitches!

>>357452
Who did this to Keet

>>357453
Uzi.

>>357455
I mean the drawing of Keet

Anyone got the webm from the TADC finale of Human Jax the mailman saluting the old lady he delivered the package to like a fucking goober? Such an N thing

If Gooseworx wrote MD would we have an implied sex scene of Jessa?

>>357460
Deranged.

>>357456
>The geNder beNder...

>>357459
J doesn't have any of the anatomy for sex.

>>357464
Nothing she can't make up for with enthusiasm.

>>357464
So does Gangle and Zooble.

>>357458
N’s va is a cuck, like Jax. Is drone boy a cuck?

>>357466
They got the sex update in so they can give it to themselves.

>Fun Fact: The first Tessa/J fic on AO3 was written by one of our anonymous writefags

>>357444
Fatty

>>357470
Plumpy

>>357471
He is a fat bohy

>>357470
Rotund sort

>>357470
>Fatty ahead, therefore try holding with both hands

>>357474
Dubs booba squeeze?

SALAD

>>357476
Yes Dubs is getting a burger with a side of salad, unlike J whose getting the core clogger 5000

>>357477
She's redirecting all calories to her ass.

We need eugenics for drones

>>357479
The criteria is that a drone should make my dick hard, all drones pass the criteria

>>357477
Oh, please, fast food? You've been paying attention, right? Everyone knows the key to success is avoiding excess these days! You have to eat cheap.
J has a sandwich with ham (water added to increase weight), a paper cup of oil (found underneath cars in the parking lot), and a little bag of Cheezys™ Cheddar-Flavored Starch Bubbles.

>>357480
No male character should ever have hips larger than their torso. This makes me angry but like, for anatomical reasons specifically.

>>357483
Dont worry about it im pritty sure that guy draws vore

>>357482
She gets a 50$ gift card for JCDonalds once a month as one of her employment benefits, let her have this

>>357486
Because boJ looks zesty as fuck, especially this one

>>357447
Damn capitalism!

>>357469
Impossible...

>>357486
Too banal. The butler-hostess relationship became a cliché back in the 17th century. It's not bad, it's just when you look at it, you're just like: I'm not surprised.

>>357488
Under communism party leadership would have priority, and there wouldn't be enough materials for fem Dubses, so you'd get... Ugh... Nothing... Not even a labour bot since they're in the factories

>>357486
>Male J and Tessa are very obviously a thing
>The Solver exploits this by not wearing Tessa, and instead letting J keep her as his employee benefit, as long as the team does well against an ever-increasing quota
>He inevitably fails no matter how hard he works (and drives N and V), and watches her die
>This also inevitably leads to him killing his peers on loop until they finally stop regenerating, then he flies straight into the sun
>And then Cyn restores all four from a backup and lets them go again
>J's looked around, he's seen that certain dates don't match and that there's plenty of wiped data on his systems, he knows he's failed several times, but not how many times
>It only drives him to work harder
>He has to keep the charade up, he has to keep Cyn amused, because if she gets bored she might wipe Tessa forever
>Rebellion simply is not an option

>>357493
As keeter would say, dinesaur

Ketter looks hotter with clothes on than clothes off

>>357495
>The ever-vigilant Keeter starts to walk around naked to avoid attracting h*man eyes.

>>357480
It's well known that male drones extract genetic information from both male and female human targets more efficiently than female drones

Hello Tomoe and Copy...

>Research Log-####
>Dr. Beckian is a damned fool! Humanity is on the brink of extinction and what ideas has he scrapped from the bottom of the barrel? More robot dinosaurs! Bigger robot dinosaurs! Take the robot dinosaurs and weld them onto worker drones! Project Tyrant has to be the most overengineered, overbudgeted waste of time and resources I've ever seen! God... I know the sentinels are fine examples of robotics but they were designed to be worker drone "controllers". A robotic watchdog with a strobe light attached to its head. They are not designed to be a valid replacement for soldiers or fucking tanks. Dr. Beckian however seems has fallen for the wunderwaffen fallacy of warfare. I think the polluted air might be getting to him... Sigh, regardless, Project Tyrant will likely be the last project we ever work on. Either the giant robot tyrannosaurus succeeds... Or it fails. God help us all.

>>357498
>Copy
Who?

>>357503
Delicious oogi.

>>357509
I think all the characters being uploaded into drone bodies and finding out that TADC actually took place in the murder drones universe all along was a little out of left field but I respect Gooseworx for being so bold

>>357509
Jax Abstracting and becoming a dog is a fitting punishment for squandering TADC's potential by turning it into The Jax Show.

>>357509
I think it's annoying that people now have to dodge spoilers for just under 2 weeks because Glitch somehow didn't think Brazil was going to do what Brazil always does.

>>357493
I can fix her.

>>357513
glitch was already going to make people dodge spoilers for two weeks if they weren't willing to pay for a finale that should've been free or at least released simultaneously

>>357513
I think it's fair. Glitch decided to monetize the final episode as much as possible and decided to show it for price first, even though they've already made a tidy profit from fans. They'll make a lot of money anyway, so who cares.

test

>>357519
>he also eats every rock collection and geode and whatnot he finds as he's plowing everydroney's wives

>>357518
Dianne Monteiro is going to be in a world of legal hurt.

>>357524
apparently it wasn't actually Brazil that leaked it, someone in Turkey hacked into the server of the Brazilian distributor

>>357519
Cute

>>357526
Just as likely someone in Brazil made $10,000 for giving another group their server's password. I mean you got to have a cover story.

>>357526
Source?

>>357519
N's pp

P's nn

>>357531
> this is what Beretta gets

>>357532
(p)eni(s) from A(n)o(n)

>>357533
Why not both P and Anon double-teaming beretta?

>>357534
That would have mentally killed Uzi, which would have led to Cyn's death... exactly! Anon, grab P and go fuck Beretta! Finish the job, save the universe!

>>357535
>That would have mentally killed Uzi
I think it would mindbreak her enough that she would accept both P and Anon since she doesnt wanna deal with the emotional stuff that follows.

I take it all back! This new host is a fucking sellout!

>>357539
Wut?

>>357540
The new drawpile host, he's the worst!

>>357535
this is how you get a full size solverpede bursting out of her chassis

>>357543
Anon, Uzi's already a Solverpede

Kissu!!!

I have an incredibly important and ominous lore-related question that may or may not have relevance for a particular green I'm writing: Was it ever confirmed what the floor of Lizzy's room actually looks like?

>>357548
Being a stereotypical teen girl it's covered with plushies and discarded clothing. The carpet hasn't seen light for years.

>>357548
What would the answer influence?

Imagine being an AbsoluteSolver-infected drone and getting sciatica or some other pinched nerve, and the normal drones, since they're not reverse cyborg vampires like you are, have no point of reference for what you're going through.

>>357548
I think you could see it in one of the renders, there was a link posted to them two threads ago

>>357546
But do we have to name every kid Tessa?

>>357548
Pretty sure it's the same as every other floor in Outpost 3.

>>357551
What would be the drone equivalent of a chiropractor?

>>357546
What? No, you said you were going to donate all my organs, skin included, because clearly that's the only way I can provide any value.

>>357555
Doctor. Though you'd probably be hard pressed to get help from one since you're full of eldritch meat and they'd have no idea where to begin with what they're looking at.

>>357557
> they'd have no idea where to begin with what they're looking at.

>A common problem with Solver Drones, including Witches and Disassemblers, is that over time they will grow some skeletal features in their bodies.
>Ribcages and vertebrae along their back and sometimes bones down their arms and legs. Muscle fibers would also start growing around them.
>That also means that they will develop musculoskeletal problems like humans.
>Since drone "doctors", who are more like chop-shop engineers, don't know what to do or how to aleviate the pain, some Solver Drones go to human chiropractors for pain relief and even physical therapy.

>>357553
>J has 8 chances to job the pregnancy
>Anon has to provide care good enough to make sure that doesn't happen
Truly a Herculean task

>>357544
I don't understand why anything happened because of this? Isn't that normal? It's like people gather to talk about common interests, and we don't have divisions in Drawpiles to set any strict boundaries.

>>357549
Yeah, that's exactly the same headcanon I've got as well. Figured I'd still double check for the sake of autistically sticking to authenticity tho

>>357550
:)
Lets just say it'll determine what kind of leverage she's gonna be gripping (or not gripping) amidst a particularly precarious situation involving Sentinels

>>357552
I already checked the renders (both the newer ArtStation one and the older high quality Ep3 scene from Glitch Inn) and unfortunately the floor is just barely out of frame in both of them

>>357554
Honestly this is most likely the canonically correct answer, but in lieu of concrete evidence I think I'll end up going with carpet for extra narrative utility

>>357561
Just admit you wanna draw Lizzy being fucked by Sentinels, mein latinx neger woman.

>>357562
Jokes on you cus I'm not a drawfag

>>357553
I need a sentinel drone wife now, but not for the family, but for protection.

>>357561
Are Vicious goons this obsessed with Lizzy bestiality because mexican women fuck dogs?

>>357567
Why do you ask questions you already know the answer to, Anon?

>>357566
>Having to shatter every single bone in your arms and legs to dust to regain noodliness

>>357567
stay mad, humiecuck! lizzy will always fuck monsters <3

>>357569
Or cut that limb off and hope it regenerates normal (as normal as you can be now). Or cut that limb open then cut the bone(s) out.

>>357558
>Putting Uzi in the Ring Dinger™

>>357569
>>357571
What if it’s like spines
Vertebrae in arms and leggies

>Bunny has officially left the community
Is this a sign of the end? Cuteposters will die off while dinofuckers remain?

You are trying way too hard.

>>357575
where did you hear about this

>>357577
Anon is retarded, news at 11

>>357577
Holy ESL Batman.

>>357580
anon is a confirmed retard

>>357577
I too, draw obscene things because I am bored.

>>357581
it's okay to be a mexican
not everyone is born right

>>357577
Lol, after looking at a few other more or less established threads, I saw that obsessive schizophrenics are the norm. They vary in the amount and severity of brain damage, but there's always at least one.

>>357578
>>357586
On the drawpile's chat, Ja-sin announced Bunny removed all of her friends on every platform, saying she doesn't want to be tied to her past anymore.

>>357587
Well, it looks like some IRL crap has happened again. It's a shame, of course, but let's move on, as they say.

>>357588
>Her grandma found the drone smut folder and started citing bible verses at her for real
RIP

>>357577
Just admit you wanna fuck animals, you mexican whore.

>>357591
I feel strong projection from this one

>>357583
You just want to slap that fat.

>357591
Still trying too hard. Next time try adding at least a couple more sentences if you want to make your feigned moral outrage look believable.

>>357590
kek

>>357595
the spic got mad

>>357594
Tessa is behaving like a slut, it's not ladylike! Where are her parents to teach her proper behavior?!

>>357597
You really aren't very good at telling syntax styles between different posters apart but I'll give your blunt retard approach to trolling some merit for the effort.

Ignore baits and post drones.

>>357601
You forgot your space Tessa promotional PNG!

>>357600
I see

>>357456
This is the worst fate you can give to any character
>Personality? Rapist
>What does he do? Dismembering women
>What does he like? Breeding

>>357586
Dammit.

>>357575
Fuckkkkkkk

How many contentfags will we lose before we consider the nuclear option (thread simulator)

>>357610
The potatoes call you, the juggling shall commence

>>357603
I really hate the way dust draws

>>357611
I never said it was a good idea

>>357575
Finally.

if i was snow i would just kill and kill and kill and

>[PLEADING TONE] Anon, please don't kill me! I'll suck your dick! I'll eat your shit!

>>357618
The only correct behavior with drones.

>>357617
>The second thing...
Uh...... what the fuck?

>>357620
You're probably not on /v/ and /tv/ right now and experiencing the shitstorm so I'll explain. The Boys just ended with Homelander being killed by Butcher with Homelander begging not to die using the exact same words from the post.

>>357621
Eh, I remember watching the first two seasons of The Boys, it was an awesome show.

>>357622 (me)
Although the last words fit Homelander perfectly, kek.

>>357587
>enter the drawpile to see if this is true
>10 minutes worth of a melty over someone drawing shit
kek

>>357621
> on /v/
anything except video games, eh?

>>357625
Season 5, despite being the final season, was also filled with dogshit. It basically resolved nothing.

>>357626
>/v/ doesn't play games
>/tg/ doesn't play tabletop games
>/g/ doesn't know shit about technology
>/co/ doesn't watch cartoons
>/lgbt/ is straight
But /MD/, /MD/ has drones and drone accessories

>>357628
Wrong thread, we only post mutants, corru and crossovers here

>>357629
>Corru
Drones in waiting, we will turn all aliens into drones
>Mutants
Drone accessories
>crossovers
Se above

Corru is just Amyanon bait.

Salonanon said that for every Corru there must be a drone but he did not specify that it should be the same for every other media. When all the Americans fall asleep, I'll sneak in some more SS13 and 14 references. Checkmate.

>>357632
You vill draw drones in station security outfits or a black hole shall befall you

>>357631
We need Merc and Bunny baits

>>357633
Bet.

>>357603
I really like the way Dust draws.

>>357638
Dust is enlightened by drone lust

>>357640
> oogi hive starter pack

>>357642
You can't fool me with this. I'm not a woman. Try harder.

>>357644
Slight off models isn't that bad, and I'm sure you'll figure out how you want to draw them eventually

>>357646
> pulls on the string leaving Teli in the box

>Activates the Hetalia rip-off's self destruct

>>357610
Yes

>>357456
Sex

>>357625
>>357623 is right tho, that's completely in line with The Boys' tone. A bunch of Fell For It Again Award winner MIGAcels just saw it as an attack on them personally.

Au where Tessa died, and her parents bought a Drone to replace her

>>357646
Why does she wear the bunny suit

>>357575
cant stop wont stop

>Fun Morning Canon/OC Fact: as a result of being full of eldritch meat, AbsoluteSolver-infected worker drones are heavier than uninfected drones of the same size
>Beretta learned this when she and her classmates got weighed during PE one year in middle school, and she's been getting called a fatty ever since

>>357657
She is technically fat