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No.356510
Murder Drones #362Anonymous
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Some toasters are just begging to be fixed.

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No.356512
Anonymous
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Sorry this took stupid long compared to P1 [>>350956] & P2 [>>352510] Got with funny 3 week minecraft binge

[New log: Unnamed Log]
[Note: 8 Months sense last log: Update? Y/N?]
[N]

>Recap
>I'll be brief as my status has rather minimal importance to the actual state of my research.
>After departing Elysium-7, we were taken out of the system entirely:
>Elysium “won” but the system itself was in ruins as a result, and the next closest planet still habitable for refuge was in the Coelian System.
>Questions were raised to me and the other survivors of E-7, but unsurprisingly very little cared about the documentation I had about the ‘seaglass’ and the drone I was living with, despite the whole “I'm pretty sure it was an alien” thing.
>All they cared about was the occupying solver forces and what you had done to survive their attacks, which made my explanation all the more unappealing to them.
>Probably dismissed all your strangle reports as delusions or trauma.
>Whatever.

>Get cleared, find out my employer got obliterated by the incursion, and the government gobbled any remaining assets to help fund their ongoing efforts.
>All you get is a pat on the back and none of the pay you were promised.
>Fuckers.
>At least there's no shortage of job opportunities.
>Spend the next 6 months doing work in a few districts.
>Somehow start working at a university.
>Somehow… earn the certifications required to become a professor?
>You signed like 3 papers and showed some basic knowledge of geology, was that enough?
>Guess they're desperate for new staff.
>Fast forward a bit.
>2 Months ago, I was offered a seat in some ships going back to Elysium-7 for reclaiming operations.
>Probably my last chance to see if Veil is still there before they scrap the place.

>Get there,Unsurprisingly Veil is nowhere to be found, her & and her ship are gone, leaving a snow filled crater where it last sat.
>Damn.
>Grabbed a few more seaglass samples at least.
>Came home, got immediately offered a spot in recolonisation efforts in Elysium-3.
>Apparently they needed academic professionals, which you somehow qualified for.
>The pay jump was stupid high in exchange for living in an active warzone.
>Stupidly accept.
>End up living in a portable building for the next month while warships shoot over your head.
>At least reconstruction efforts are progressing quickly, as you type this you now have a half decent house and an office in your partially rebuilt campus building.
>Recap over.
[End log]

[New Log: Seaglass interactions & Veil Status]

>Seaglass
>New samples of seaglass material obtained on a recent visit to Elysium-7 showed early stages of decomposition (unsure the exact terminology, it's not oxidation but rocks don't exactly ‘rot’ by themselves.)
>Some pieces remained hard like glass fragments, while the softer and more malleable pieces were showing signs of further integrity loss.
>Some even fell apart into a sludgy liquid in their containers during transport.
>Curiously I began doing crosssampling by placing small pieces of copper and other raw metals in contact with the seaglass.
>Some of the samples slowly enveloped the metal pieces as if being magnetically attracted, resulting in a larger sample and the metal seemingly alloyed into the material itself.
>Further testing could possibly result in a way to functionally ‘grow’ this material, if I can find a better way to ‘feed’ it the proper materials it… craves? I don't think it's particularly picky. >whatever it is, but I'm still messing with something inherently alien and possibly biological, so showing even the smallest bit of caution because I start giving it exotics metals should be a given.
>Results show it does seem to prefer copper, but any regular metal and some simple alloys seem to yield results as well.
>While it's no doubt the source of these fragments are from Veils ship, I have yet to figure out where that itself sourced the material. Is it something these aliens seemingly made? Grew? Or just… happened upon? You wish you could ask.

>Veil Sta-

>you pause in your chair for a moment, sitting back from your laptop and having a look around your office.
>You haven't seen or heard of anything pointing towards Veil sense you've left.
>Which is a good thing, as she seemingly was successful in repairing her ship and getting off the planet as well, but her fate afterwards remains a mystery to you.
>…
>Veil Status:
>The location of The ‘drone’ name Veil remains unknown, she has seemingly completed her goal in repairing her ship and has left E-7, presumably to return wherever she came from.
>All you have left as evidence of her existence are the seaglass samples and the strange device she built for you, which you have seated in a display case on your office shel-
>Waitaminute
>You look up from your laptop.
>It's not there anymore.

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No.356513
Anonymous
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>>356512
>The display case is open and the device is missing, but how?
>You had just seen there a few minutes ago and nothing has changed in your room the entire time you've been writing.
>Where did it go?
>You get up to check to see if its fallen, but you feel something on your leg
>Look down and-
>It grew legs.
>And its currently climbing up one of yours.
>Ohgodohfuck

>On impulse you kick your leg, sending the purple thing across the room, smacking into a wall.
>{“é”}
>It hits the door to your office with a thud, opening it ajar, then lands on the ground, righting itself after a moment, and skitters towards you again.
>before you can find something to swing at it with, it crawls up on your desk and folds up, reverting back into the shape it originally was.
>...what the fuck.
>No idea how long it's been able to do that.
>Carefully, you pick it up to inspect it.
>Its back to how it was, but on the bottom one of the little divots emits a faint light.
>Curiously you poke it, causing the sound of a crackly speaker to emit from the upper part of the device.
>Is this like a phone or something?
>[“Hello?”]
>No response from the audio, but cuts off abruptly soon after your question.

>The device wiggles again as it flips back over and sticks out its legs again, scurrying off the desk and out the ajar door to your office.
>It disappears out the door for a moment, but then peaks its head back in, wiggling its short little antenna at you in some kind of beckoning motion.
>you follow it to the door and it continues down the hall, luckily no one is in the building besides maybe some janitors.
>Following the little bug phone alien thing out of the building and towards an old park near the campus
>It's technically outside the border of your little town sanctuary, and the military is usually super peeved about people leaving the site without clearance, but lately the reclaiming efforts have been speeding up substantially in the region, so restrictions are a lot more relaxed now.
>The park has been rather smashed since the war, but nature has not hesitated in reclaiming it already.

>Many of the burnt husks of trees are already covered in green and have saplings growing off of their crisp trunks.
>Eventualy your destination is reached as the bug climbs onto an old bench and tucks back into its original shape.
>Picking it up and looking around, you can't really notice anything out of the ordinary, or anything at all really.
>It's quite dark out, and outside the little town there's very little light, Besides the vocational flash of a distant frigate unloading munitions across the horizon.
>Those flashes are the only thing that alerted you to the big ass orb hovering at the treelevel about 30 feet away.
>its presence was further given away as it pushed it way through the treeline, stopping just short of clearing you and the bench sitting in the middle of.

>It's Veils ship… You think, looks like the same giant purple marble you saw in the snow half a year earlier.
>She probably tracked you through that device she gave you.
>Bug.. Device..thing.. Still not sure what to define it as anymore.
>It hovered there silent for a moment before a gap forming a doorway opened in the front.
>It was brighter inside, though only in the context of it being almost pitchblack outside, and standing in the doorway was the familiar silhouette of a robed worker drone.
>She looked… worse for wear, more cracks on her visor and more binding covered her exposed limbs.
>It Seems whatever drone corpse she's still using as a body isn't handling whatever is inhabiting it well.
>The bug you held wiggled for a moment before jumping out of your hands, scurrying over to the ramp the second it touched the ground and climbing onto Veil's raised arm, it wiggled its antenna at her and she responds with her own movement from her horns.

>She speaks first, her accent still noticeable but her english far more fluent:
>(“Seems you've kept yourself busy, Huh professor?”) She says with a sarcastic tone.
>[“Nice to see you too, Veil.”] You respond in turn as you watch her step off her ship and walk towards you, seemingly unbothered by the decrepit state of her body.
>[“And don't call me that, Its not a title i've felt i've earned-”]
>She interrupts you by shoving the bug back into your hands, which squirms for a moment before climbing up your arm and finding a new resting spot on your shoulder.
>(“For all the work you've done for both me and your ‘research’, I think the title fits just fine, Anon.)
>She walks past you and sits on the old bench, patting a spot next to you beckoning you to sit, which you oblige.
>[“So you've been tracking me the whole time, with this thing?”] you shrug the shoulder with the resting bug on it which doesn't respond minus a gentle wave of its antenna’s
>(“More or less, though i've been keeping myself busy once I got my vessel working… there was a lot to process once you'd left.”)
>She paused for a moment to look you up and down, wearing attire far different then the usual snow gear you wore last you met.

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No.356514
Anonymous
>>356510
I was too slow to make one, damnation.
No.356515
Anonymous
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>>356513
>(“I don't have much time left here, so ill be quick…”)
>(“...back when we met, I didn't realise the severity of our interactions till your questions about my vessel, before that… I was too busy worrying about my own circumstances to even realise I was interacting with an entirely different species…”)
>Wait what.
>What does she mean by that? She doesn't look anything like a human, in that drone body or whatever that corpse was meant to look like originally.
>Shes… humanoid shaped enough I guess but-
>(“...Its hard to explain but your people look alot like ours… back when we are still larval, which I guess applies to you as well, though from what i've seen your kind lack the means of transference in death.”)
>I don't like how she uses the Term ‘Larval’ in ANY of the contexts she just used them for, now you're not so sure nothing is going to pop out the back of that drone body like some sort of weird ass parasite.

>[“Larval is a funny word to use to describe my entire state of being, Viel.”]
>Her horns curl a little as she hides a giggle.
>(“Translations aren't an exact process, it's the closest word I could find with your language.”)
>(“But to try and clarify, Most of my kind does look a lot like yours, you lack our receptors, our Chitin, Your skin is pale and thin compared to ours, you are alot… warmer… but otherwise, your kind is very similar to us and how I used to look.”)
>Slightly less weird in that context, but receptors? Is that what the horns are?
>[“So all of your kind have receptors like those?”]
>(“Not quite, it depends on your caste:”)
>Caste? Like the stuff they use for like… ants?
>(“There's a few variations, but my kind are Vel, typical of surface runners and the like. Jut Receptors are short and pointy…”)
>She continues on listing the rest of her peoples ‘castes’
>Really wish you had something to write this all down with-

>Wait, Vel? Vel is the name of a Caste?
>[“...have I been calling you by your caste this entire time?”]
>(“Yes.”) Her… receptors… curl again, seemingly amused by your realisation.
>Fuck.
>[“Wait, so what's your actual name?”]
>(“Where im from, I go by ‘Takize Qou Surdosage’…”)
>Fuckass name.
>(“But you can just call me ‘Taki’.”)
>Thank god.
>[“Taki, i can work with that, what now then?”]
>She looks away for a moment and stares off in the direction of the distant warships and lets out a little sigh.

>(“I'd love to stay and learn more from this planet and your people, but I really need to get back home… im long past due to this expedition and im unsure how much longer this golems body can handle my… modifications to it.”)
>(“Once I get home, im unsure if the news of me finding a new species like yours would fare well, more so that I was partially stranded with one for a time…”)
>(“...And even if I can come back, I'll look different from what I'm like now, that wouldn't bother you much… right?”)
>[“Not at all.”]
>Guess it depends, but I got a general vibe from her…corpse… it shouldn't be that much of a worry as long as she stays vaguely humanoid.
>(“...Good. Then as long as you keep your little friend with you, I should be able to find you again when I do return, even if I don't know when that might be… the counsel is indecisive when it comes to… foreign affairs.”)
>That got a chuckle out of you.

>[“yes ill keep him, just warn me next time whatever you give me something that can sprout legs, he got me good earlier.”]
>The bug remains idle on your shoulder, its short ‘Jut’ receptors waving passively during your conversation.
>[“But i guess this is another goodbye then, huh?”]
>(“...It seems so, but do not loathe this one, for we will meet again, anon.”)
>(“Even if I need to take a little ‘detour’ and disobey the council for a few gazes.”)
>With that, she gets up from the bench and walks back to her ship, not even giving you or your little bug friend a proper goodbye.
>She stands on the ramp of the ship as it starts lifting itself up through the treeline.
>Before she's too far away to hear, she shouts one more thing:
>(“OH! NEXT WE MEET, BRING FOOD! I HAVEN'T EATEN THAT GOOD SENSE TUVAZU!”)
>[“WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?”]
>You don't get a response as the ramp closes behind her, leaving you and the bug in the silent wake of that giant orb as it departs.
>You see a brief flash, and the ship disappears from the skyline.
>After the wind settles down, the silence and darkness returns.
>You stand there for a few minutes, but eventually head back down the path leading to the colony, your new pet bug phone thing climbs down your shirt into your pocket.
>You need a drink.

3-3 End of part 3
No.356516
Anonymous
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>>356515
[Epilogue]

A well of white static emerges from the otherwise calm space, after a moment, an object comes through it: A Dull vessel, leaking fluid from surface damage emerges and drifts widely as the convergence closes behind it.
Distantly a Gasgiant looms, in its orbit, a moon sits silently, tidal locked to its mass.
Inside the stricken vessel, a cluttered interior is further tossed askew as the lone occupant digs though its processions.
>{“TAKIZE, WE ARE BEING HAILED.”} the pilotcyst calls out.

The ‘drone’ occupant responds, not pausing in her search.
>(“Yes I know friend, let them reconnect the dull tether first, this first message needs to be heard clearly.

Joining alongside the damage Vessel, two smaller orbs attach themselves into openings on the sides of the ship, causing it to shift

>{“DULL HEARTS RECONNECTED: ANSWERING HAIL RECOMMENDED.”}
>(“Just one momen-AHAH! Found it!”)
>(“Establish communique, establish our distress status if you still can.”)

A conversation of wordless thought is communicated silently as Takize finishes her preparations.
After a moment, A communicator flickers to life, a voice is heard on the other side:

>[“Attention, Vessel in distress!”]
>[Speaking on behalf of anterior dull station,What is the status of your distress?”]

Sitting on the chair in front of the pilot cyst where the communicator resides in, Takize sits up to make sure it hears her properly:

>(“This is Takize Qou Surdosage, wayfinder of Call team Obdellion, My Vessel, body and mindcore is damaged and we are requesting immediate assistance!
>[“Takize? Your expedition was meant to return a Stare ago!”]
>(“Yes, my ship crash landed in a system I was prospecting in, I was stranded for quite a while!”)
>[“We have Aid on the way… Takize why do you sound… different?”]
>(“I have… alot to explain when I get back to my team… but like i said my body and mindcore have been damaged, i've sense had to resort too… another for proper locomotion.”)
>[“...I See. Standby Takize.”]

After a few moments, another Vessel approaches, docking to the front using tethers, sealing together.
The front hatch opens, revealing the silhouettes of two looming Qou: a Kiv and a Jut
The Jut speaks first as they walk in, his voice monotone and almost uncaring

>[“Wayfinder Takize, we are here in response to your distress call-”]
>Among the debris, he almost missed the short stature of the drone standing in front of them.
>Almost.
>[“...Velzie’s wrath… what happened?”]
The Jut knells down, but is still a head higher than the drone, the Kiv remains standing, scanning the rest of the battered interior.

>(“I shall need a gaze or more to explain my current circumstances, but here, this might explain some things.”)

In her hands an object wrapped in spare cloth is given to the jut, who cautiously unwraps it revealing… a Knife.
It is made of tempered steel, straight and sharp, with several jarated edges along the back side of its blade.
Nothing more than a human blade, the one Anonymous gave to her back on that frozen planet.
The Jut had never seen such craftsmanship before.

>[“...Where did you find this?”]
>(“Not found, given. While I was stranded on a planet in the system known as “Elysium”, I met Something.. Who helped me repair my ship…)
>(“They called themselves ‘humans’... and they looked alot like us.”)
No.356517
Anonymous
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>>356516
[2 Eyes later: (roughly 4 & ½ years give or take)]

>...She was back on the ice planet… nothing but white dunes all around her… she was running from something.
>What did he call them… DeeDee’s? One was chasing her, gliding silently above her.
>It dove without warning, Causing taki to dive to the side to avoid getting landed on.
>It had… a horrible smile to it, its horrendous glee of something driven made with some unknown disease.
>To kill it would be a mercy for you both, but you lacked any means of combat, and getting to the range of those claws meant death or worse.
>It lunges, you close your eyes waiting for the impact of its claws.
>A loud bang rings out, throwing the beast to the side, missing its lunge entirely.
>You scramble away as it reels from some known hit, its face shattered by some unknown force.
>In the distance, you see a silhouette.
>Its him, the human you met in the tundra, he is holding some human weapon.
>More bangs go off as you feel something whizz by you, impacting the beast again as it gets back up, striking it back into the hard snow.
>He ran past you without a word, barely even registering your existence as he kept activating his weapon into the body of the creature until it finally stopped moving.
>It laid strewn, its hole filled torso leaking a tar black fluid and smoking faintly.
>Slowly, the man turned towards her.
>His face was uncovered but
>There was nothing there, just a void of black under his bindings
>Slowly… he raises his weapon at you.
>She steps back, stumbling as she can't process the situation fast enough
>She tries to plea, but no noise comes from her, nothing more than a whimper
>All she can do is kneel as the man lines up a final, decisive strike.
>A Deafening blast it the last you hear before-

Takize wakes from her rejuvenation chamber, physically refreshed but mentally… Exhausted.
>She had that dream again.
>Typically, it ends after the beast lunges, but this one was different.
>That man, Anon was his name… it had been so long since you've seen him.
>After her renewal after being freed from that golem body, The counsel forbade any further from the human “bright cousins” due to circumstances involving the conflict they had just recently endured.
>Id be unwise to attempt first impression on a species currently still,alert of dangers.
>At the time my team agreed and we restored to distant observation but…
>÷Œ€T$0
>Not this again!
She climbs out of her chamber, her new body far taller than the Human Golem she resided in for a time, a comfortable form she has no regrets returning to.
>She slouches over to her desk, containing multitudes of memory cysts and other correcentric devices.
>She can't deny herself like this again.
>She misses him.
>But as much as she wished, the restrictions were not without warrant
>Human Vessels were far more alert, far more numerous, and seemingly ready to fire on anything unrecognized .
>Any sort of loitering would result in instant destruction, and repercussions for her entire race.
>But.. There has to be something?
>She grabs one of the cysts and access it, pondering through the many documents she has stored of information regarding human technology
>She's not allowed any contact with humans… but she managed to let them agree to an exception to one human she already met.
>If she can somehow reach him, grab him before their ships notice, and get away, that might work.
>Human ships are fast, but dull vessels are faster.

>If she can do it fast enough, she can fit it right into one of her standard patrols.
>As she ponders, something rustled behind her in her room.
>In the far corner, the body of the drone she once occupied shuffled awake, standing idle waiting for commands.
>After she had swapped cores, she was allowed to convert her old body and mind into an echo, to help her with documenting everything involving these new galactic neighbors.
>(“Veil, get my ship ready in the hanger, ill be ready in a blink.”)
>The Echo's floating receptor curled in affirmation {“Right away, Takize”}
>It leaves as taki ponders her next moves carefully.
>What would she do with him once she is clear of the ships? Can her ship even support housing something like a human?
>Bringing him through the dull is a nogo, unless she wishes to turn him into a fine dust as they pass through the convergence.
>She can merely.. Loiter with him for a bit? If she can get a disguise skin she might be able to take him somewhere in that system but…
>That's far too risky!
>She is already risking enough just trying to meet him again…
>It is settled.
>I shall find him, ‘barrow’ him for a time, ‘socialise’ for whatever time I can, then return him and depart before the human ships even notice anything is wrong.
>Yes, this shall work!
>Takize returns the cyst to desk, grabs a few devices, and leaves her room in the direction of the hanger.

2 Days later, Professor “Anonymous” would go missing on a “hike” on one of elysium-3 mountain ranges, search parties were called off 3 weeks later. His fate will remain unknown to most, but to the few who properly knew him, he went how he wanted to go.

Oh yeah btw they 100% fucked.

The End
No.356518
Anonymous
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>>356517
Alrighty: Now that’s that, time to get this outa the way. (also yes i WAS waiting for this new thread for like a day and a half FIGHT ME)

In case of those unaware, or that I have successfully vague-wrote enough to fool:
The Aliens from the Veil green where Obesk/Qou; Aliens from the corru game/story

Don't know what corru is? https://corru.observer/ (still broken on firefox atm fuck)
Do know what corru is? Good News! (I think)

In order to not fill this threads with random corru postings, i've started working on a proper corru thread in /Cog/, I threw one up a few weeks ago and it's going about as well as you'd expect (dead)
Trying to make it a proper thing because the only two places with active corru discussion (tumblr and the corru discord) have heavy NSFW rules about what you can post and I want a place that DOESN'T have those rules.

Here's the thread: >>>/cog/436986

Ill make sure any corru discussions get redirected there, but for now ill try and speed run any info about Veil/Takize I can in this post before i dump any other info I couldn't fit.

>Takize is qou (vel).
>She be wayfinder. (qou scout basically)
>Discovered the Elysium system right at the start of a solver incursion.
>Gets her ship attacked by a DD dropship
>Both crashland on Elysium-7
>A DD and Takize throw hands.
>Both loose, but DD loses harder, gets core scrambled by corru-disabler.
>Her body is fucked, skitters around as mindcore for a bit (simmaler to solver cores crawling around)
>Finds worker drone corpse, drags it back to ship, throws in in regenchamber and crawls in
>Takize is now Droen.
>Events of green occur
>Repairs her ship and gets back home to Obeski
>Gets new body
>Yearns for her anon, goes back and kidnaps him
>They fukk
>He dies of one of MANY reasons.

And now for random corru green trivia:
>Bugphone’s name is Jutterbug.
>Veil’s/Takize’s Receptor’s (horn looking things) are somewhat soft and leathery, they are also extremely sensitive and it's implied to be a form of intimacy for someone else to fiddle with them, do with this information what you will.
>In the original game the plot of the Qou/Obesk is they found earth because of a signal, in this instance they dont find earth because Cyn fucking ate it, so they happen apon humanity by sheer chance.
>They then see all the BS humanity is going through and decide not to bother until things cool down.
>No I did not make the anon based off that one FPS game protag, sheer chance he looks like that.
>Most of this green takes place at the very end of the solverwar (post ep8) and is around the time early reclaimers like AVRE start being made.
Any I missing anything else uhhhh
>Elysiums remaining navy takes a huge role in helping clear sections for recolonisation, hence why they're just ‘there’ during part 3
Uhhhh
Fuck head blanking
I'll just stick around and answer any questions people have left of eather corru or the green.

Hope you enjoyed the greens and the funnylooking horned droen, I like drawing her.
No.356519
Anonymous
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By posting in this thread, you acknowledge the works of God's Greatest Intern and uphold him as the pinnacle of humanity.
No.356520
Anonymous
Drones?
No.356521
Anonymous
Replies:>>356524
>>356485
Considering they're isolationists taken to the extreme who also hate the Solver, this is a really bad idea. Other than surviving, their priority is evading the Solver be iy through stealth and weapons. They most likely have weaponry that specifically kills anything Solver inflicted.
No.356522
Anonymous
>>356519
One of only two humans in the show who isn't a cunt and/or retard.
No.356523
Anonymous
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IMPREGNATE ALL MURDOIDS!!!!!
No.356524
Anonymous
Replies:>>356528
>>356521
That's true, but I think they might not expect to be attacked by humans when they prepare against Solver. For example, if their engines are significantly damaged, they could turn into a cratering asteroid, and that's it, a siege. The attackers have the entire universe and its resources, but how much time does the ship have? A hundred years? Two hundred? Or maybe no more than ten, if they're constantly under attack?
No.356525
Anonymous
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>>356522
Three humans!(cunt status unconfirmed)
No.356526
Anonymous
>>356519
A son of humanity who, by the power of his will, carries the word of men even after death.
No.356527
Anonymous
>>356510
>Doomer approaching you with a red face like tomatoes.
>She's standing in from you with an embarrassed expression and touching her index fingers together.
>"Anon, i broke my visor again."
Doomer, stop talking to my muscular shirtless post. I'm right here
No.356528
Anonymous
Replies:>>356537
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>>356524
The great cosmic irony is that Solver ships are indistinguishable from human ones: whatever the Union fields, the Arkships are equipped, prepared, and eager to bring down. Rmember that they EXPECT to be constantly attacked, tracked, and tricked: they're as ready for a siege as one can get. The Union would need to maintain a near infinitely long supply line just to start doing damage to the castle-that-runs-away.
No.356529
Anonymous
Image:177905218291.png(153kB, 1418x643)uzi doorman (murder drones) drawn by anonymous_artist - 892e8ad158a5454f294bf0b5bc870c4d.png
>>356518
>fight me

fake fan confirmed. DO love seeing more Veil though...
No.356530
Anonymous
Image:177905233573.png(361kB, 464x459)waifu thread.png
>>356523
>IMPREGNATE
YES
No.356531
Anonymous
Replies:>>356620
Image:177905250473.png(243kB, 849x1091)avre (original character and 1 more) drawn by salonanon(artist) - 21d3a926883fe024f1c0161486c5fb5a.png
>>356518
Honestly I'm suprised they didn't rush to kill the "parasites" beseting humanity: they don't know this species, but they DO recognize an infestation gone absolutely out-of-control(and would work to at least keep it limited to human space)
No.356532
Anonymous
Image:177905276505.jpg(231kB, 1079x599)Screenshot_20260517_161910_YouTube.jpg
>>356518
>attacked by a DD dropship
>DD dropship(unarmed)

Her ship got punched? Her got punched and LOST?
No.356533
Anonymous
Image:177905277253.png(333kB, 1943x1134)Takamagahara Chronicles S2 Logo (transparent).png
Hey you, YES YOU
https://archiveofourown.org/works/85030551

TC S2 Episode 8 is OUT!!
No.356534
Anonymous
Replies:>>356607
>>356518
Nice green!
>Takize is now Droen.
All Ayylmaos must be turned into drones. Total alien dronification now! Even the Cybertronians!
>i've started working on a proper corru thread in /Cog/, I threw one up a few weeks ago and it's going about as well as you'd expect (dead)
Yeah a shame that, I tried moving some of the runway 40k discussion to the 40k thread there but it's also dead, a shame because I want a place for discussing warhammer that isn't /tg/ Only the HHG and GROG threads don't suck and one is for a game system I don't play and the other is for a very specific era that I'm not really that into
No.356535
Anonymous
Image:177905317136.jpg(108kB, 884x1054)tessa james elliot (murder drones) - 76b41e8e08b5dcf7e80fccc92d405f5e.jpg
>>356522
>Tessa
>not retarded

I dispute that
No.356536
Anonymous
Replies:>>356548
Image:177905343509.png(25kB, 803x579)character request (original character and 1 more) drawn by literal_insect - 54282c492a499e28df91ee412f9efc6d.png
>>356518
Is corru capable of "fuck?" Or some analagous action?
No.356537
Anonymous
>>356528
I now realize this is nonsense. These ships are fleeing because they can't defeat the Solver, which means they won't rely on armament: there's no point. Such a ship would rely on only two things: reliability and speed. These aren't armed fortresses — they're racing bolives, racing into the void in the hopes of finding a habitable planet far away. If they are found (that's the whole point, if), they're doomed, as their design doesn't include any defense whatsoever.
No.356538
Anonymous
Anon your autistic cousin tessa has asked you to give her her first kiss
Do you accept?
No.356539
Anonymous
Image:177905364990.png(2.68MB, 2893x3391)177351678087.png
>>356538
No way fag! Now excuse me this funky drone that crawled out of the library basement wants to show me something cool in this closet
No.356540
Anonymous
Image:177905368516.jpg(51kB, 806x1024)1768045411682.jpg
>>356538
How much would my uncle be willing to pay me if I kiss his daughter?
No.356541
Anonymous
Image:177905369723.png(216kB, 1536x2048)155226 - comics cyn murder_drones tessa_elliot (1).png
>>356538
No.356542
Anonymous
Replies:>>356543
Image:177905372426.jpg(47kB, 500x500)all-city-candy-hersheys-kisses-milk-chocolate-425-lb-bulk-bag-bulk-wrapped-hersheys-354313_600x.jpg
>>356538
Sorry, I don't have any candy on me.
No.356543
Anonymous
Replies:>>356547
Image:177905386446.png(611kB, 677x813)1768045411381.png
>>356542
>Anon successfully avoided falling victim to Tessa's autism and Cyn's incestuous games
>Next time, they'll come up with a better plan
No.356544
Anonymous
Replies:>>356550
Image:177905392631.jpg(4.52MB, 5400x3600)ArcShip.jpg
IAS Supreme Investment, recently dropped out of her second decade long C+ supercruise. The hull was originally bare but significant additions were made during the first two year stop. The crew compliment has nearly doubled but still occupy only about 10% of her habitable deck space.
While the hull itself is perfectly intact, large swathes of the original high albedo heat rejecting paint have been ablated away by microscopic debris strikes and the constant exposure to Hawking radiation and Delta rays while in C+ flight. It will be replaced where needed but after long deliberation The Board were convinced to jettison the decorative red and black enamels needed to restore the logo regularly. As a result it is ablating away and will be gone within fifty years.
Substantial technological development has been made in transit and this stop will include the first round of significant overhauls to her C+ drive elements.
An interesting change has already taken place in the first generation of refugees, they can look with unprotected eyes directly into C+ space without developing psychosis or hallucinating. So far this adaptation, while beneficial, remains unexplained.
No.356545
Anonymous
Image:177905410411.jpg(169kB, 1000x1000)serial designation v and worker drone v (murder drones) drawn by privatedust - 924c9cc8c3c0b6668dbdae0da695d4fe.jpg
>>356538
Sorry Tessa, but I feel the called towards another...
No.356546
Anonymous
Image:177905417579.jpg(226kB, 1080x1080)20260517_224231.jpg
https://x.com/i/status/2056117958221422767
No.356547
Anonymous
>>356543
>>Next time, they'll come up with a better plan
"Tessa why does my drink have a pill in it?"
>"Haha don't worry about it!"
>"..."
"..."
>"Fucking drink it."
No.356548
Anonymous
Replies:>>356549
Image:177905432731.png(255kB, 814x1393)629.png
>>356536
bad news is im not the best person to answer that question

GOOD NEWS IS YOU MIGHT BE FAMILIAR WITH SOMEONE WHO CAN
No.356549
Anonymous
>>356548
I must recalibrate my dronetism ray to hit Y anon again
No.356550
Anonymous
>>356544
When you don't know the taste of pure oxygen, the feel of the wind on your skin, or the coolness of spring water, it's easy to get used to the fact that your world is made of iron and wires. True, your animal side will scream at you 24/7 that it's all wrong, but you're not alone with this pain, so that's okay too.

Enjoy surviving, my void friend, and pray to the gods you know that the darkness of space doesn't reach you before you find a new home.
No.356551
Anonymous
Replies:>>356554
>>356549
We can combine our psionic potential to force more anons to draw Y. The main thing is that the black ships don't come after us later.
No.356552
Anonymous
>>356549
Sorry he found himself an ayylien with a form made out of aluminum more direct means will have to be attempted
No.356553
DrakoFerrer
Drones need to be clanked
No.356554
Anonymous
Replies:>>356556
>>356551
There aren't enough drawfags left to keep drawing.
No.356555
Anonymous
Replies:>>356560
Image:177905485560.jpg(164kB, 960x1280)cyn and vashtorr (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by anonymous_artist - 4a821622cdbc604deff0f11b9b683acb.jpg
>>356550
>animal side screams it's wrong

That's just a city. ESPECIALLY any city with Murder Drones(or, though nobody likes to admit it, Sentinel Drones) running around...
No.356556
Anonymous
Replies:>>356557
>>356554
Hey! I draw. Just not drones.
No.356557
Anonymous
Image:177905496676.png(189kB, 804x783)176063203801.png
>>356556
Please stop feeding the troll
No.356558
Anonymous
Replies:>>356563
>>356533
Where is the barely disguised writer's fetish erotic protagonist defeat obligatory sex scene
No.356559
Anonymous
Replies:>>356562
Knife dance cover. With cute doll art.
//youtube.com/watch?v=L2D-4qPLJ5Eyoutube thumb
No.356560
Anonymous
>>356555
You can always escape to the world of Grug. Or to VSOTF...

In general, choose a place where you have a better chance of survival.
No.356561
Anonymous
Replies:>>356564
Image:177905506445.png(2.41MB, 1000x1288)mitchell (murder drones) drawn by anonymous_artist - 623762f0917be2c97e6a542601625037.png
>>356550
>pure oxygen

Anon confirmed Drone LARPer("pure oxygen" kills humans. You need a mixture for air)
No.356562
Anonymous
Image:177905514356.jpg(707kB, 2048x2048)doll (murder drones) drawn by unknown_artist - 6b9ee57bc4bf775634f4a27deedf931d.jpg
>>356559
Based Doll!
No.356563
Anonymous
Replies:>>356565
>>356558
Sorry it was cut from the show so we must cut it from all the fanfics and greens we write
No.356564
Anonymous
Replies:>>356566
>>356561
Just don't tell me you've never been to the countryside where there's ozone and oxygen in the air so you don't have to breathe in heavy metals.
No.356565
Anonymous
Replies:>>356568
>>356563
What are you seething about?
No.356566
Anonymous
Replies:>>356574
>>356564
>you don't have to breathe in heavy metals
Oy vey! That's dronophobic! You should breathe at least 20 grams of heavy metals and asbestos a day to show your love for drones Don't worry the nanites in the water will keep your fleshy bits alive You should also lick drone chassis
No.356567
Anonymous
Image:177905545483.png(787kB, 1754x2480)1768045411524.png
Anon, why don't you reciprocate that cute girl's feelings? Sure, she has a few metal bits sticking out, but have you ever heard that you can't judge a book by its cover?
No.356568
Anonymous
Replies:>>356572
Image:177905549337.jpg(73kB, 564x752)1687091039215230.jpg
>>356565
It's a joke, you know about how Liam wanted to have a defeat sex scene but it had to be cut.
No.356569
Anonymous
>>356480
shove it in all at once, or an slow descent into uzi’s womb
No.356570
Anonymous
>>356567
I'm more dissuaded by the fleshy bits she has and the fact they are in majority
No.356571
Anonymous
Image:177905562174.jpg(135kB, 558x618)1656953540201.jpg
>>356567
No.356572
Anonymous
Replies:>>356575
>>356568
What does that have to do with the part after that though?
No.356573
Anonymous
Replies:>>356609
Image:177905581819.jpg(384kB, 1079x1128)Screenshot_20260517_171007_Chrome.jpg
>new thread
>starts witha Salonanon green
Based

Anyways reposting the official environments dump from last thread

>>356386
https://www.artstation.com/artwork/P6dY58
No.356574
Anonymous
>>356566
>Chud dronefacker: dies of lung cancer at 30 and leaving his entire inheritance to his drone wife and drone children.
>Chad humanfucker: dies under torture by an illegitimate government and preserving his virginity to humanity.
No.356575
Anonymous
Replies:>>356576
Image:177905591880.gif(56kB, 200x113)176385165671.gif
>>356572
It's a poor jest about staying rigidly in lines of the show's cannon. I know it wasn't he best joke but could you not make me explain it to ruin it more?
No.356576
Anonymous
Replies:>>356579
>>356575
And there it is. The admission of seethe.
No.356577
Anonymous
Replies:>>356581
>>356574
>Implying the dronefuckers lung aren't adapted to toxins in the air by the nanites he consumes
>Implying the human fucker will find a human partner
>Implying that non nanite consumers will not perish due to ambient toxins in the atmosphere
No.356578
Anonymous
Replies:>>356580
Image:177905617619.png(461kB, 2546x1350)mitchell (murder drones) drawn by crystal_kingdom_(artist) - 3bc2d9d9ba25d018d35ee7bc5a7ccf35.png
>>356574
[Do. Not Worry, Anon]
[He Will Not Die]
[None Of Them Will. Get To. Die. Giggle]
No.356579
Anonymous
Image:177905623479.png(294kB, 486x932)tungstEn.png
>>356576
Well that joke worked better in my head but I'm not mad that it landed flat
No.356580
Anonymous
Image:177905641486.png(212kB, 337x306)1501884110547518.png
>>356578
>[slow eye roll] edgy much, aren’t you?
No.356581
Anonymous
Image:177905647013.png(14kB, 1044x539)anon and tessa james elliot (original character and 1 more) drawn by vicious_fiend - edc753122af3f9456f43bf5c6d047902.png
>>356577
>will find

What do you think "preserving virginity" means Anon? Say what you will of the rebels: at least they're aware they'll lose.
No.356582
Anonymous
>>356581
Hey, it's me! Where did you get my photo?!
No.356583
Anonymous
Image:177905662262.png(275kB, 505x698)1762797652763371.png
>>356580
[Angry] Guys love angst emo women, now stay quiet you're scaring the Anons
No.356584
Anonymous
Replies:>>356795
Image:177905667635.jpg(59kB, 1080x904)176021584489.jpg
>>356581
I read that as preserving humanity, I need to go to sleep
No.356585
Anonymous
Image:177905669516.jpg(311kB, 1280x1280)cyn and tessa james elliot (murder drones) drawn by cetka - f9a18b37841a5d11b9fa5333575c745c.jpg
>>356580
[I Get It From. Mom]
No.356586
Anonymous
Image:177905674560.png(333kB, 826x916)0b02c4358b9b625dc449e513b1ac49d0.png
pebble
No.356587
Anonymous
>>356504
My hot take is that you aren't wrong for feeling the way you do (or at least insofar as one can be wrong about taste and opinion for fan content), but you are painfully obnoxious for bringing it up and quipping over it at seemingly every passing opportunity. Acting like an obnoxious asshole completely kills any empathy I have for your argument.
No.356588
Anonymous
Image:177905685286.png(6kB, 830x782)175237273216.png
>>356510
A friend of mine who I spread dronetism to's unpacking of Lizzy and her monsterfucker ways:

>Anyways, what I see in it is a few things, starting with the fairly mundane thing that makes people want to fuck serial killers, the old 'well, if the dangerous person loves me then that means I'm safe!' impulse, but beyond that I see Lizzy as someone who can't quite see herself as someone wielding real power, but attached to people who can. Lizzy doesn't see herself as able to murder and fight, and she latches onto the ability to do that without consideration for any sort of moral cost. Like, imagine, if you will, a normal lesbian teenager who's """bestie""" has become a terrifyingly powerful vampire witch who goes on to murder multiple other popular girls in order to engineer her public vengeance against a different mad, spiteful vampire bitch. You could see that girl acting out of fear or despair, but when shit starts getting Carrie she's just run for her life and hope whatever monster wins will let her live. It'd just be fear and survival, not a love triangle, you know? (also I'd watch that very gay horror movie.)

>Lizzy, in my estimation, wants to be owned by a monster.

>...It just struck me that her fondness for highly dangerous monsters might at least in part come from a desire for her father to exhibit genuine concern for her well being. "Oh, look daddy! I'm smooching on one of the genocide robots who've threatened us all for decades!" "...Ok."
No.356589
Anonymous
Replies:>>356591
Image:177905685598.jpg(398kB, 1122x1249)cyn (murder drones) drawn by oogly - 1e837479ec38122f24b68b086a1b119d.jpg
>>356586
Cin
No.356590
Anonymous
Replies:>>356595
Image:177905688494.jpg(243kB, 1007x1259)Spoiler image
Working on something. I might redo the whole thing since I'm a little a bit unsatisfied with it.
No.356591
Anonymous
Replies:>>356592
>>356586
>>356589
Fuck both of them and see who gets pregnant.
No.356592
Anonymous
Replies:>>356593
Image:177905717218.png(7kB, 354x537)preguzi.png
>>356591
(you)
No.356593
Anonymous
Replies:>>356596
Image:177905740407.jpg(12kB, 750x750)1768045888536.jpg
>>356592
No.356594
Anonymous
Replies:>>356598
Incel
No.356595
Anonymous
Replies:>>356608
>>356590
It's not my place to give drawing advice, but shouldn't thick lines only be used to outline the outer contours? I remember a few drawfags saying that.
No.356596
Anonymous
Image:177905755440.jpg(1,012kB, 1536x2048)BadParents.jpg
>>356593
Uzi is an MPREG aficionado
No.356597
Anonymous
Image:177905767079.jpg(906kB, 2560x1440)alicia-howard-promening-06.jpg
>>356588
NTA, but to further this: Lizzy's room (according to >>356573s render drop) has a window. To the *outside*

>Lizzy had a front-row-seat to the Murderbots
>Lizzy ALSO had that seat to V's terrifying, horrifically-savage attempts to "get in" (going on for MONTHS pre-series)
>Sleeping essentially opposite a starving tiger for goodness knows how long is a significant contributor to both her blase attitude and her dismissal of others' lives
>hard to see drones as "people" when they're torn apart in front of you every other day
No.356598
Anonymous
Image:177905768600.png(477kB, 3000x1388)1768045411286.png
>>356594
Don't say lake that! Emily would find herself a boyfriend, she's just... she's just looking for a man, that's it!
No.356599
Anonymous
>>356586
his getup is always so stylin
he would get along with R
No.356600
Anonymous
Replies:>>356602
>>356598
emily, I know for a DAMN fact that’s you
No.356601
Anonymous
Replies:>>356603
Image:177905781073.jpg(847kB, 1638x915)173889067733.jpg
>>356597
We already knew Lizzy's room has a window to the outside. Knew it since episode 3 dropped.
No.356602
Anonymous
Image:177905787838.png(201kB, 1313x978)EmilyAndAnon.png
>>356598
>>356600
And if you keep posting and sharing your IP this will be (you)
No.356603
Anonymous
Replies:>>356610
>>356601
>itt was retarded: thought those were stickers because "there's no way there's a WINDOW on the BUNKER"
No.356604
Anonymous
>>356599
Pavo loves tuxedos, and R too.
No.356605
Anonymous
Replies:>>356615
Image:177905812338.jpg(51kB, 1280x1280)tessa james elliot (murder drones) drawn by unknown_artist - 0a595f50d460c3955bf5793ea0d36ada.jpg
>>356580
You let your humans die? What a terrible owner!
No.356606
Anonymous
>>356596
Respect for the artist's courage, that he wasn't afraid to draw this, and then wasn't afraid to post it on the internet.
No.356607
Anonymous
Replies:>>356614
Image:177905822931.png(438kB, 1253x1367)caviks.png
>>356534
The one nice thing about /cog/ is that it itself is dead, so its the corru thread aint actually in a bad spot, all it needs is some discussion and ill stay at the top pretty consistently, we just need peeps interested and id rather not be the only person there posting art.

But yeah like I said any questions/concerns or whatever the fuck you wanna ask about the game, shoot it over there.
Theirs a fair few drawfags here already who do the occasional corru art not just amyanon, i dont want to pester them in joining it but im running outa ideas here
No.356608
Anonymous
>>356595
Yeah, my drawing mostly follows that rule but not completely consistently yet since I still use thick lines internally in some places.
The artwork also isn’t the finished product, so the line weight hasn’t been fully refined yet. I’m still developing some style and experimenting.
No.356609
Anonymous
Replies:>>356644
Image:177905827460.jpg(367kB, 1079x1173)Screenshot_20260517_175042_Chrome.jpg
>>356573
>Doll has a complete basketball hoop in her room
>clearly used

Fuck has that always been there? Was that visible in the episode?
No.356610
Anonymous
Image:177905828450.png(803kB, 943x958)StudioExecutiveGuy.png
>>356597
>>356603
>"Wait, if Outpost 3 has windows why didn't the disassembly drones ever try to get into it through one of those and not the big indestructible doors?" asked Producer Guy.
>"I don't know!~" said Screenwriter Guy.
>"Fair enough!" said Producer Guy.
No.356611
Anonymous
The new soulslike solver war game is fucking broken
Endless combos, undodgeable attacks, FUCKING GRAPPLE SPAMS!!! FUCK THE MOLLY BOSS ALL SHE DOES IS RUN AWAY AND ATTACK YOU FROM SPOTS THE CAMERA CAN'T SEE OR TRACK FAST ENOUGH WOTH LOCK ON!
THE FINAL BOSS MELTED BY GPUDRONE! WHY DOES THE SOLVER NEED SO MANY PARTICLES?!?
No.356612
Anonymous
>>356599
I do see them getting along post-war, due to a shared interest in fashion and also rear port.
Pavo's never even called R "one of the good ones", that's how well they get along.
No.356613
Anonymous
>>356611
Learn to play, noob.
No.356614
Anonymous
Replies:>>356617
Image:177905870077.png(3.41MB, 3000x1397)GreatRelics.png
>>356607
To be fair I don't mind corru stuff being posted here (I'm not a hypocrite) but I do wish you luck in getting a place to discuss your specific autistic interest meanwhile the current 40k thread on tg has had femboy porn for over an hour and the mod don't care and people are bickering about drama, please kill me and end this torment
No.356615
Anonymous
No.356616
Anonymous
Replies:>>356618
Image:177905918730.jpg(2.30MB, 2685x4332)tessa james elliot (murder drones) drawn by phoenixanon - e041d0c7dcc78eece34f5cf3657005b9.jpg
>>356611
Just use flash. It's a mechanic for a reason
No.356617
Anonymous
>>356614
LoL, when I joined the thread about the HOI mod TFR(This is the one with images of drones and even a portrait of V), there was some nafo moron constantly writing about how TFR is crap and TNO is better, that TFR promotes a multipolar world and that all Russians should die, and it's all under generated image "Chad TNO vs Virgin TFR."

I just wanted to read about the mod for my favorite strategy game, and it's 80% drama. It's even worse than the drone threads on /co/, for God's sake!
No.356618
Anonymous
Replies:>>356619
>>356616
>Sentinel drone Tessa meets her cousin Anon, whom she hasn't seen since the last meeting before the "event"
What will be the reaction?
No.356619
Anonymous
Replies:>>356621
>>356618
Anon wants to know how they were able to rez her
No.356620
Anonymous
Image:177905971385.jpg(173kB, 2048x1430)tumblr_433ffcf1df38b181de5e83fcb6aa33e9_ca9a9b24_2048.jpg
>>356531
Few reasons why they decided to stay distant:
>Tech range wise, the obesk are all fucking over the place, and while they do have SOME tech capable of hurting DD's and are fairly capable fighters individually... at melee range...
>They lack in numbers, ranged weaponry and any knowledge of large scale combat
>Culturally they are still fairly tribal, just with FTL tech and stuff to put their minds in immortal body's.
>They dident understand guns till humanity taught them how, they haven't gotten that far yet in this story

>Already have a fair few parasites of their own bullshit variety to deal with, their home planet (moon) is full of em.

At the time of the story the war was coming to a close and the the fighting was shifting from defensive fighting to reclaiming, as while they where still solver forces in the system (absolute fuckton of DDs stranded on E-3) they where largely disorganization and kinda doing their own thing at that point
No.356621
Anonymous
Image:177906119154.jpg(100kB, 1648x1648)louisa elliot (murder drones) - 3cdbcbb4412a10355484d6529528072a.jpg
>>356619
>Sentinel Drone Louisa

Imagine...
No.356622
Anonymous
>>356621
Stop, that's enough, don't say anymore, my dick can't get harder.
No.356623
Anonymous
Replies:>>356624
>>356621
Sounds terribly boring. I don't think I've ever even seen someone draw Louisa on-model.
No.356624
Anonymous
Replies:>>356625
>>356623
>blue DD fags are just gooners
How is that surprising to you by this point?
No.356625
Anonymous
Replies:>>356627
>>356624
Not surprising but sometimes irritating.
I admit that I am biased in favor of Sentinels seeing as I created half of them, but nonstop sex fantasies just bore me to death, and I mostly hate the whole "what if X character but Sentinel?"
Theres only so many times it can be done before it just gets boring and that time passed like two years ago.
No.356626
Anonymous
>>356621
literally nothing even had brought up louisa, you and your 'what if [character] was something else?'
No.356627
Anonymous
>>356625
>Theres only so many times it can be done before it just gets boring and that time passed like two years ago.
These kinds of discussions happen incredibly rarely, and when they do, it's only for a short time. The last one was about V, and when was that, two weeks ago? And before that, I can't even remember who it was about. There is only mention Sentinel Fuguedron regularly, and that's pretty much it.
No.356628
Anonymous
Replies:>>356629
>>356621
Honestly I think Worker Drone Louisa is a significantly more interesting concept (regardless whether it's played semi-seriously or for pure smut)
No.356629
Anonymous
Replies:>>356635
>>356628
Interesting to your dick
No.356630
Anonymous
Replies:>>356634
Image:177906491411.png(895kB, 2196x2298)sticky.png
I give you sticky note.
No.356631
Anonymous
Replies:>>356633
>Drones decide they need bloodsport
>Humans had wrestling, after all, why don't they do that?
>The answer is "because drones are too strong and too fragile", as it turns out
>Eventually, a dedicated autistic drone comes up with what he deems the "Double-You Device"
>Through the use of advanced blued-tooths technology, a drone can link itself to an empty frame and be in two places at once, and only die if both go down
>Latency makes this useless if there's a wall in the way, but it's perfect for sports
>So now there's an oilsport in the outpost in which two drones enter with a weapon of choice and flail at each other until one stops moving
>Drones who sign up say that feeling yourself die and then waking back up in your primary body is only jarring and horrifying the first few times!
>It gets REALLY awkward if the dead drone's safeties don't go off and the combatant bodies zombify, though
No.356632
Anonymous
>>356588
>Lizzy is a monsterfucker because at the root of it she feels powerless and gloms onto monsters because she likes the idea of being wanted by someone who could kill her instantly
>V is an uncontrollably murderous sadist because after being raped in every way imaginable, violence against people who are helpless before her, the way she was helpless before Vore GLaDOS, makes her feel powerful and like she has control over her life
The combination of these dynamics isn't just unhealthy, it's also extremely blursed. It's not gonna take long for them to downgrade to being friends with occasional benefits.
No.356634
Anonymous
Replies:>>356637
Image:177906688148.png(167kB, 915x854)uzi doorman, anon, and jane the human (original character and 1 more) drawn by pocketsteaks - 0d409c8a712b3cf13de7198dfda05a19.png
>>356630
I WILL make this drone sticky
No.356635
Anonymous
Image:177906714071.png(755kB, 1655x1519)Gigathad.png
>>356629
Yes.
No.356636
Anonymous
Cyn has created a virus that makes you really autistic about drones, if you see anyone that looks really autistic about drones stay away.
No.356637
Anonymous
No.356638
Anonymous
Replies:>>356643
Image:177906982230.jpg(540kB, 2946x2946)173413938926.jpg
Midnight snack.
No.356639
Anonymous
Replies:>>356640
Image:177907136360.jpg(469kB, 2048x1403)tumblr_2fa95a6e6cf6b63c114b1644ba150574_7b348322_2048.jpg
So do you think Lizzy ever walked in on Doll eating someone, and if so do you think that's the moment she thought "I can't NOT fuck her"?
No.356640
Anonymous
Image:177907238078.jpg(637kB, 1079x920)Screenshot_20260517_214322_Chrome.jpg
>>356639
>walked in on

Anon she was actively participating. Hell, even the curtains in HER room are oily: if anything she's the one that pushed cannibalism (vs scavenging the preexisting corpses/vampire style "feedings") in the first place.
No.356641
Anonymous
Replies:>>356642
>>356640
She had to have walked in on it before she started participating.
No.356642
Anonymous
>>356641 (me)
>>356640
Also, those aren't stains, that's the curtains being torn up along the bottom. You can see the wall through the "stains".
No.356643
Anonymous
Image:177907291293.png(152kB, 619x729)serial designation n (murder drones) drawn by lilblucat - 3f954d074fcb0b25ab80126bed022a25.png
>>356638
She's fine
>N makes sure of it
>Embarassingly, frustratingly sure
>Cue running for the bloodbags and gauze every time he gets "excited" in bed, sometimes even leaving things "unfinished" to do so
>Hard to get mad at him though, he just gets worried
>Plus: it's less embarrassing than flying you to the ER
>Or, at least, doing so pants-down...
No.356644
Anonymous
>>356609
Yes, a head was in it.
No.356645
Anonymous
Image:177907596000.png(2.95MB, 4559x2480)f488e7d4c56df0d156a5f3727e6210fc.png
>Did you know: Peafowl are known to be quite good at pest control, eating dangerous insects such as ticks? A peacock can keep the bloodsuckers away.
No.356646
Anonymous
>>356645
>Peacock very useful, saar! Please do the needful and pay my H-1B Visa!
No.356647
Anonymous
>>356646
>My vision is upgradated, Saar.
No.356648
Anonymous
Image:177907798546.png(359kB, 1000x1252)a1a876a6a7a9d1a1b1c24930e8514387.png
John the human FAGGOT
No.356649
Anonymous
>>356515
cute
another good installment, anon
No.356650
Anonymous
I see
No.356651
Anonymous
Replies:>>356661
>>356518
why anon die?
No.356652
Anonymous
Image:177907927848.png(140kB, 834x1046)IMG_0577.png
>>356646
>STILL seething over birdbutt
it's been a year and a half, how have you not gotten over it yet?
No.356653
Anonymous
>>356652
md and the chans in general attract far too many obsessives
evidence in the repetitiveness
No.356654
Anonymous
Replies:>>356656
>>356645
> an aura of gay to keep the femdrones away
> "THATS NOT HOW THE RHYME GOES"
No.356655
Anonymous
>>356652
NTA, but
>YOU BENCHOD BLOODY BITCH BASTARD HOW DO YOU NOT LIKE PAVO
No.356656
Anonymous
Replies:>>356658
Image:177908108856.png(161kB, 1046x947)I peacocked your mom.png
>>356654
If only it actually worked.
No.356657
Anonymous
Replies:>>356692
Image:177908160030.png(539kB, 2894x2597)HIVNY0tWQAAamOc.png
No.356658
Anonymous
>>356656
100% success rate against Murdies
No.356659
Anonymous
Image:177908186843.png(93kB, 281x281)1602409748739.png
>>356658
>Murdies
That is such a shit derogation.
No.356660
Anonymous
>>356658
It keeps them away, yeah, but not brave workers. Or worse, human women (ew).
Every now and then one will get cocky and run her hand up his feathers, then he's gotta have the surface polished again to get the fingerprints off.
And it's just weird to touch a guy's tailfeathers.
No.356661
Anonymous
Replies:>>356662
Image:177908226406.png(23kB, 1037x752)gakvu_smut.png
>>356651
Important plot point in a future AVRE green
Turns out this is Salonanons uncle and it becomes maybe a little relivant at some point

Mostly just funny tho
No.356662
Anonymous
>>356661
Alright scratch that about me being ok withe corru getting posted, those alien bastards are getting the rope, nobody steals our drones and lives
No.356663
Anonymous
Replies:>>356693
>>356276
>The two of you immediately jump up. Switch’s hand turns into a big sword made from pure light(?) while you forgot to bring any kind of weaponry. Who needs a handgun when you got a walking killing machine with you?
>Harper emerges from the tree line with her arms raised. Switch frowns and points the sword at her. “Easy, Fiona. I’m not here to hurt you. I’m just here to take you back.” She glances over to you and gives you a small wave with her hand. “Hi, Inco.”
“How’d you find us, Harper? We kinda walked without any direction and uhh…yeah, we’re lost.”
>Switch glares at you for a second then looks back at Harper. You shrug back. No harm done in telling the truth. “One of the sentries notified us that both of you exited the base perimeter. We had to assume the worst that she went out to hunt again.”
“Hunt?”
>”We assumed she was gonna start hunting any DD that decided to wander near here. She took you with her?”
“No, it was actually my idea.”
>”Your…idea?” Harper says as she raises her eyebrows questionably.
“Yeah. Just the two of us walking through the wilderness.”
>Harper does a double take as she heard what you said then shakes her head. “Regardless, the two of you must come back.”
“And if we don’t want to?”
>”Pavo’s not too far from me. We have orders to bring back Switch one way or another. I’d prefer if we don’t resort to violence.” Harper makes a pleading face at Switch. “Please.”
>Switch stares at her like she’s gonna butcher Harper any minute but sighs and transforms her hand back to normal. She glances at you then points at your backpack. You quickly grab it as the two of you start following Harper back to the base.
No.356664
Anonymous
Replies:>>356666
Image:177908809360.jpg(394kB, 2048x1536)@Vanioleta3945.jpg
No.356665
Anonymous
Image:177908825522.png(198kB, 719x707)1779005700507020.png
>>356596
No.356666
Anonymous
>>356664
The Schlorb's not wrong, but he also has to dress up as a core.
No.356667
Anonymous
Image:177908918697.png(340kB, 923x1228)633_1.png
>>356549
I have alot of bad drawing habits nested drawing drones or characters from here and i have been improving my art far faster getting away from bad habits. Also my corru ocs has my current fixation locked so das not happening
No.356669
Anonymous
Replies:>>356670
>>356667
> he has lost the ability to draw drones
No.356670
Anonymous
>>356669
Amyanon has fallen! Billions must draw Y.
No.356671
Anonymous
Replies:>>356673
Image:177909193833.png(1.09MB, 1554x2380)1725229706202.png
>>356667
Bro drew a Jane and never again managed to make something nearly as good
No.356672
Anonymous
Replies:>>356673
Does Masqy have a backstory?
No.356673
Anonymous
>>356671
Jane was never good
>>356672
No
No.356674
Anonymous
Replies:>>356694
>>356673
Jane is not good, she is great
No.356675
Anonymous
>>356673
I swear she did
No.356676
Anonymous
I HATE JANE
I THINK FEMCELS STINKY STINK
No.356677
Anonymous
Jane Jane Jane Sahur
No.356678
Anonymous
Kissing Jane on the tummy
No.356679
Anonymous
Kissing Keeter on the tummy
No.356680
Anonymous
Kissing Y on the tummy (there is a lot to kiss)
No.356681
Anonymous
Kissing and kicking Beretta's feet
No.356682
Anonymous
Anyone got any greentext ideas? I could use some to improve my writing.
No.356683
Anonymous
Replies:>>356695
>>356682
A drone survivor (zombie or not) attempts to cross the Copper-9 wastes after their outpost was hit by murder drones, aiming to reach Outpost 3. Somewhere before or during canon.
No.356684
Anonymous
Replies:>>356695
>>356682
Akita accidentally gets a small cut on her hand and laments about the undeniable organic sensations such as pain and bleeding.
No.356685
Anonymous
Replies:>>356686
Image:177909854219.png(609kB, 1080x598)171340289060105.png
>>356636
Anon do you realize where you're at?
No.356686
Anonymous
Replies:>>356790
>>356685
Wow, this J looks really nice! Makes me want to integrate our assets, if you know what I mean
No.356687
Anonymous
Replies:>>356688
>>356636
I was already autistic about robots so I don't think this virus makes a difference.
No.356688
Anonymous
Image:177910163898.png(1.17MB, 800x800)176591868819.png
>>356687
Oh yeah? Look at this picture and say the first thing that comes to your mind
No.356689
Anonymous
Replies:>>356704
>>356688
NTA but SOLVER WITCH SEX
No.356690
Anonymous
Image:177910504765.jpg(767kB, 1160x1668)1768045411599.jpg
>>356645
>Pavo won't let these parasites get a drop of your blood, anon
>Because it all belongs to him.
No.356691
Anonymous
>>356652
Spank this ass.
No.356692
Anonymous
>>356657
Holy fucking nigger, it's just kek.
No.356693
Anonymous
>>356663
Wow, I honestly didn't expect it to be so logical.
No.356694
Anonymous
Image:177910587492.png(406kB, 1605x1284)1768045411505.png
>>356674
What a based.
No.356695
Anonymous
Replies:>>356696
Image:177910631613.png(414kB, 1080x1292)I like pain.png
>>356682
I need moar horror and painful greens that’ll scar me for life.
>>356683
What are they like? Personality, names, etc? Or should I use an existing character?
>>356684
I’m kinda burned out on writing Akita suffering for now. Maybe I’ll do a crossover with my own stuff someday once I think of something.
No.356696
Anonymous
>>356695
>I need moar horror and painful greens that’ll scar me for life
Alright
>Be Anon
>Go to the LGS store with your beloved drone Y
>Go to the section with warhammer 40k models
>Search for the kit Y wants
>Can't find it
>Ask one of the employees for help
"Sorry we're ran out of stock for that kit"
>Y is visibly shaken and begins to cry
I'm sorry I'm in a mood for shḭt posting right now, and I need a place to vent about a certain store not having necron warriors for 6 fucking months

>What are they like? Personality, names, etc?
Maybe Doomer? Perhaps she spent all her time in the original outpost hooked up to a ramshackle simulation where she gets to live with a humie and got thrown out of it just in time for shit to hit the fan and allow her to slink away
No.356697
Anonymous
Replies:>>356699
Image:177910866256.png(303kB, 1400x1120)173276514561.png
>>356696
>not having necron warriors for 6 months
Are they that popular where you are or is the LGS having problems with the Ferengi Workshop?
No.356698
Anonymous
Replies:>>356710
Image:177910887166.jpg(14kB, 294x385)FB_IMG_1689146654072.jpg
>>356667
...she do be kinda cute tho
Is that a qou tho? looks far less alien then the rest ouside the skincolor and horns

Im willing to hear you out
No.356699
Anonymous
Replies:>>356700
>>356697
No they're not, the shop only stocks factions that sell (me and the other Tyranid player are the sole reason for nidders being in stock) as for problems with James... They had to take a shit ton of the nu defilers and those horrible marines with nerf guns to be able to order stuff people want, also GW opened their own store on the same street like 50 meters away from the lgs
No.356700
Anonymous
Replies:>>356701
Image:177910966785.png(80kB, 641x598)20250311_183030.png
>>356699
>nu defilers and nerf marines
>Opening their own shop not that far from the LGS
>Necrons losing to fucking bugs of all things.
Cancerous, but not unexpected.
No.356701
Anonymous
Replies:>>356702
Image:177911095025.jpg(104kB, 850x1105)Jisagrot.jpg
>>356700
Wait until I tell you about the ork players... oh wait! Sometimes it's hard to tell which table is for Horus heresy and which for 40k but then you remember the 40k marine piggies have unpainted models
No.356702
Anonymous
Image:177911105123.jpg(86kB, 568x613)He is a filthy operative.jpg
>>356701
>unpainted models
No.356703
Anonymous
>>356688
>the first thing that comes to your mind
Well, it's possible.
No.356704
Anonymous
>>356689
Amda's just a regular zombie drone, like Tessa's dumpster friends.
No.356705
Anonymous
Image:177911168758.png(315kB, 894x1262)778b9b2fa4e7102da525d02d7b811a96.png
>>356703
We can thus conclude that the brain worm works
No.356706
Anonymous
Replies:>>356707
>>356703
Why haven't anyone draw N x Amda funnybunny?
No.356707
Anonymous
>>356706
Closest that can get to happening would be Amda telling Negev that something about her dad feels really familiar for some reason and she doesn't know why.
No.356708
Anonymous
amda is going to ruin sex with human women for all human men in the universe
No.356709
Anonymous
No.356710
Anonymous
Image:177911635876.png(927kB, 1380x3000)518.png
>>356698
That picture was Seraku (personal OC) in her larval form before her death. After she died she ascended to.her Qou body as depected
No.356711
Anonymous
Image:177911691140.png(1.34MB, 2603x2343)serial designation y (original character and 1 more) drawn by amyanon - e6211df012079d1e6e05652be5862680.png
>>356710
>only infant Qou can sex

Pain
No.356712
Anonymous
>>356711
Not true they can shapeshift their corru around for... other purposes. Also don't call larvals infants bruh
No.356713
Anonymous
Life or shower for Pidge ?
No.356714
Anonymous
>>356713
SHOWER!
No.356715
Anonymous
Replies:>>356717
>>356712
But can we call the larvae grubs?
No.356716
Anonymous
Replies:>>356717
Image:177911813632.png(285kB, 2387x1467)beretta and akita doorman (original character) drawn by lilblucat - 283eaf3503ab5c63a8a1340268ca1d09.png
>>356712
>larvae =/= immature organisms

?
No.356717
Anonymous
Replies:>>356719
Image:177911856251.jpg(120kB, 1044x587)tumblr_static_tumblr_static__focused_v3-2.jpg
>>356715
I know what you.are doing, cease
>>356716
Qou are not a natural state ot Obeski, they are artificial bodies. Larvals are mature obesk
No.356718
Anonymous
>>356713
life in shower or death in stink
No.356719
Anonymous
Image:177911922211.png(50kB, 1131x695)grub1.png
>>356717
>I know what you.are doing, cease
You cannot stop the gubbening!
No.356720
Anonymous
Replies:>>356772
Image:177911922307.jpg(28kB, 563x677)IMG_2492.jpg
>>356710
>>356711
She looks like she plays necrons tbh

Whod win?
>Y: with years of torment expirence and several armys under her belt.
Or
>Seraku: some random alien they grabbed off the street, dosent even know what a d6 is.
No.356721
Anonymous
>>356712
>"liquid metal" bodies/machines
>shapeshifting(presumably fast given the green)
>near instant regeneration/absorbsion from base elements(again from the green)

No wonder they never developed renged weaponry: kinetics would do shit and all to something that could literally eat the bullets and heal. Course I have NO idea how they'd fight each other either given the implied "you spear me, I eat the spear" problem with stabbing one...
No.356722
Anonymous
Image:177912005873.png(1,005kB, 3121x2094)Ultrakillin_with_BSTRD_STYLE.png
>>356721
They arent quite that morphable, they can have been stabbed to death, and guns do seems to do significant damage to them.
Their abilty to actually morph is only in specific circumstances and is usually done eather small scale (morphing arms into claws or blades) or while in some sort of rejuvenation chamber, you can still absolutely fill them with hole and will die if their core is destroyed
No.356723
Anonymous
>>356721
No kinetic weapons are very effective against corru, a bullet would shatter them. Fortunately most obesk are REALLY bad at using bright cousin weaponry. They are not a warlike race like we are
No.356724
Anonymous
Hey /md/, can we get back to actual on-topic discussion please?
No.356725
Anonymous
>>356719
> pussy destroyer
No.356726
Anonymous
>>356724
I'll hold AmyAnon down, you inject him with the dronetism
No.356727
Anonymous
>Shitpost with a username
>Name box won't get rid of it after posting
>Have to type in Anonymous in the name box to keep myself from accidentally looking like more of a retard than i am
What's going on?
No.356728
Anonymous
>>356724
Not AmyAnon, but this is just as on topic as AM and whatever Roblox thing ITAnon is grooming kids in this week.
No.356729
Anonymous
Replies:>>356731
Image:177912185724.png(750kB, 1674x1401)Ycream.png
Alright, ice cream safety dance time, look at the drone not at the bait
No.356730
Anonymous
Image:177912270986.jpg(976kB, 2000x3000)uzi doorman (murder drones) drawn by wingedwolf_67 - c1909e7e7391db1237ef1ae2184d7326.jpg
>>356719
Uzi couldn't
No.356731
Anonymous
Replies:>>356797
Image:177912357217.png(435kB, 1719x1296)175580171124.png
>>356729
Sorry, ice cream later, right now I need to calm down one incel bot who has grown wings.
No.356732
Anonymous
Replies:>>356733
>>356696
I don’t write Y because I don’t think I could do her justice especially the funny German accent. The closest thing I’ve done was a horny Phi greentext.
>Doomer
That could be interesting.
No.356733
Anonymous
Image:177912498858.png(473kB, 1829x1372)1702359249525731.png
>>356732
The Y part was for laughs, if you want to write her accent look into characters that speak with a similar one, I mostly model how I write Y's accent on Medic from TF2 Also Y was made for being happy, cherished and never suffering so no greens where she gets more than slightly inconvenienced pls, ok, thx
No.356734
Anonymous
Hey fags
I was gone for a year what did I miss?
No.356735
Anonymous
Image:177912549114.jpg(144kB, 1900x2850)20260518_064513.jpg
>>356734
>what did i miss?
nothing much:
>Ususal threadhitting
>loss of some art/draw fags, additions of new ones
>Coping with being dripfed merch and not seasion 2
>horni

Same old place

>And corru sometimes because of salonanon (me) and amyanon like poking the threads about it (mostly me tbh)
No.356736
Anonymous
>>356734
Greens, art, the works, go the booru and lurk past threads
No.356737
DrakoFerrer
Man. Where drone girls at
No.356738
Anonymous
Replies:>>356740
Image:177912661539.gif(28kB, 112x112)dronepat.gif
No.356739
Anonymous
Image:177912707431.png(175kB, 1743x1745)uzi doorman and grub (original character and 1 more) drawn by vicious_fiend - 372f31d94825239d217537c066a0b7ba.png
>>356734
New Nuzispawn. Also Chuuni Uzi(don't know if you were there when that started)
No.356740
Anonymous
Image:177912709771.gif(763kB, 240x240)serial designation v (murder drones) - eb31911858fa704d174b393541a6e4f4.gif
>>356738
No.356741
Anonymous
Replies:>>356742
>>356735
Amyanon hasn't poked the threads in a while and he just came back because you posted Corru
No.356742
Anonymous
Replies:>>356770
Image:177912883138.jpg(162kB, 580x714)the bug robot in question.jpg
>>356741
well i mean... yeah there isent much i can do about that
I dont try summoning him here... he just... shows up when ever corru is mentioned, so he prob just lurks.

I dont blame him, but im still here.
If he shows up again tell em i said hi
No.356743
Anonymous
Image:177912968198.png(500kB, 920x1654)59d72b1dd441b571b81155b44a6b0a9c.png
>You are Huntress
>You got chewed out by one of the higher ups because you weren't using your mandatory relaxation time
>What a waste of two days, you could be doing something useful like culling mutant populations
>So here you are, at a cafe outside the base with your technician making sure to use the bare minimum of your mandatory relaxation time
>Like you she took part in the repopulation program and had a baby with a male sentinel drone, whom she married
>She brought her son with her, a toddler running around
>You can't stop yourself from watching the child and your technician, more so when she dotes on him
>You see him fall and scrape his knee and as his mother comforts him you feel...pain?
>You run a systems diagnostic on yourself
>...
>0 errors found
>The image of the son you had and abandoned years ago flashes in your mind and the pain in your chest flares again, more intense this time
>0 errors found
>0 errors found
>0 errors found
>0 errors found
>You stand up
"I left my charger plugged in back at base."
>You leave your technician and fly back to base determined to find what's causing you this pain
No.356744
Anonymous
Replies:>>356745
>>356743
This is literally why all Sentinel Drones are absolute psychos unlike Disassembly Drones. All Sentinel Drones MUST BE shut down!
No.356745
Anonymous
>>356744
M*rder "Drone" claws made this post
No.356746
Anonymous
>>356745
No, I agree.
Replace the sentinel drones with sentinels.
No.356747
Anonymous
Image:177913213169.jpg(85kB, 1280x720)519.jpg
>>356745
>Converted known psychopathic drones like Pavo, Switch, Hunter and Huntress into active service
>Has other Sentinel Drones in the hundreds locked up in virtual reality because they would go apeshit if they spotted an innocent DD
Picrel is my reaction to the slogan of them being "Protectors of the innocent."
No.356748
Anonymous
Image:177913247865.png(2.82MB, 4800x3440)hound and huntress (original character) drawn by phoenixanon - 83554356867f814e062341270299bee5.png
>>356747
Huntress and bro aren't "converts" per-se: they're just built that way(wrong)
No.356749
Anonymous
Image:177913254504.png(73kB, 1820x1636)1768045411321.png
>>356734
Not much, a couple of drawfags came and went, new greens, arts, OCs, and, of course, drama. If there are any specific topics that interested you before, I can tell you about them from the last year (if I remember, of course).
No.356750
Anonymous
Replies:>>356754
>>356734
Tomoe got outed as a massive threadshitting troll
No.356751
Anonymous
Replies:>>356753
Image:177913309271.png(49kB, 359x301)c9c8848e08fd97f4cafceb915a373efd.png
Aggurtbft
No.356752
Anonymous
>>356747
Keep boiling, toaster, maybe then you'll overheat and atone for your crimes.
No.356753
Anonymous
Replies:>>356755
>>356751
How much do these horns cost on the black market?
No.356754
Anonymous
>>356750
NTA but can you explain more? I missed these threads from July to September and all I know is that he's gone because of the ban reason on his profile.
No.356755
Anonymous
Replies:>>356756
>>356753
About tree fiddy.
No.356756
Anonymous
Replies:>>356760
>>356755
I suggest two, and no more.
No.356757
Anonymous
Image:177913350636.png(57kB, 382x307)character request (original character) drawn by phoenixanon - ee64e9effaed5276219bb20fc8af2c4b.png
>>356743
>it's-
[0 Errors]
>it's not-
[0 Errors]
>it's not reasonable, obviously, to neglect an asset
>even moreso to neglect a training-dependent one: a neural network in need of pruning and refinement as-is standard with humans
>inefficient
>irresponsible
>(you) will correct this
>(you) must correct this, your error
>then [!]t w[$]ll stop
No.356758
Anonymous
All sentinel drones need to be recalled and disposed of. They're too unstable and retarded.
No.356759
Anonymous
Replies:>>356761
>>356754
TLDR, tomoe had an hyper autistic plan to do something with that one greek guy by pretending to be him (and engaged in a lot of lowbrow copycat trolling), he spilled the beans by accident (?) while logged into his main account on the drawpile website and most importantly he still hasn't apologized to Bunny for shiting up a drawpile she hosted
No.356760
Anonymous
Image:177913402940.png(16kB, 1182x533)suffersapien.png
>>356756
not that they are hard to get
just go pick them up
No.356761
Anonymous
Replies:>>356849
>>356754
Elaborating on what >>356759 said, this enormously contributed to an enshittified atmosphere that probably drove off a few of our draw- and/or writefags, and the Greekoid was already widely hated so it was pointless.
I gotta be honest, I feel like that was just an excuse on Tomoe's part to cover his ass. I think he just shat up the threads because he's a cunt and thought it would be funny.
No.356762
Anonymous
Image:177913449246.jpg(2.88MB, 2000x2000)elf (original character) drawn by phoenixanon - dfc6bdb8d18f9978a55192330a59e48b.jpg
>>356743
>Huntress just upset she's "coddling" her kid: limiting his species value-add by making his life "safe" and "pleasant"
>has other ideas
>*better* ideas
>in her own eyes...
>that these ideas amount to Dwarf-Fortressesque "training pits" where toddlers knife mutants all day ("refining their bladework") has left her technician entirely unaware she's serious
No.356763
Anonymous
Replies:>>356765
Boy it's a beautiful day.
YaY.
No.356764
Anonymous
>>356754
Tomoe was caught in a drawpile doing scummy shit, like trying to impersonate Pocketsteaks and sockpuppeting as a schizo obsessed with himself as part of a convoluted plan to cause more pointless drama with Pillar. After being called out and banned for his behavior he took to the threads and turned his bullshit up to 11, anonymously targeting different namefags with petty and persistent trolling.

Considering that this also wasn't the first time he was caught trying to orchestrate retarded drama between others in the threads, there's no telling how much other stupid bullshit pushed onto the threads over the years was legitimate or just him causing trouble.
No.356765
Anonymous
Image:177913493335.png(89kB, 477x408)sleepy.png
>>356763
Yup, though a nice evening for me but that just means there are good odds I'm getting dreamY soon so YaY indeed
No.356766
Anonymous
>>356764
Considering he seems to have had it against some contentfags here like that one time he drew a humiliation art piece, was he also behind doxing Luma the femanon that fed N rocks? I wouldn't be surprised if he's a sharteen considering that website got involved when most of the big drama happened.
No.356767
Anonymous
Replies:>>356768
Image:177913523413.png(454kB, 1200x1021)172513657391.png
>>356766
Ehhh... who cares? Not like thinking about it is going to help with anything, we should post drones instead, preferably bratty ones
No.356768
Anonymous
Image:177913533121.jpg(79kB, 1096x1000)Tessa1.jpg
>>356767
Does this count?
No.356769
Anonymous
Image:177913535549.jpg(90kB, 1000x1076)Tessa2.jpg
>>356768
No.356770
Anonymous
Replies:>>356775
Image:177913547231.jpg(302kB, 1079x930)Screenshot_20260518_151708_Google.jpg
>>356742
Hey your the one showing me all the sexy corru dont blame me
No.356771
Anonymous
>>356768
>>356769
I'm gonna be honest lad, not what I expected, sadly for Tessa, no matter how much she copes she is not a drone (especially if she has so much meat on her) if this is Cyn disguised as Tessa then still no because Cyn is an incest monster not a brat
No.356772
Anonymous
Replies:>>356773
Image:177913562219.png(1.34MB, 2603x2343)serial designation y (original character and 1 more) drawn by amyanon - e6211df012079d1e6e05652be5862680.png
>>356720
You know how beginner's luck works
>Y challenges the newbie
>prepares a list to crush her entirely: show the "glory of the guard"(and cut the flashlight jokes off before they start)
>lends her some necrons to start
>promptly watches her carry out the most baffling, frustrating array of tactical decisions ever imposed upon her poor handpainted models
>what do you mean "no vehicles"
>what do you mean you're charging warriors
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT A SHOOTING PHASE?!
>Ytism erupts
>Y dragged kicking, screaming out of the game store ranting the whole way about "playing it wrong"
>alien left behind
>with the models
>takes them as trophies: has no idea HOW she won this game, but she thinks she did? Probably?
>Y realizes this too late
>Ytisms again: inconsolable even by Anon
>cue an entire day mourning the lost models, complete with painted mausoleum terrain
No.356773
Anonymous
Replies:>>356774
Image:177913579215.png(266kB, 1018x670)1699777168338553.png
>>356772
>what do you mean "no vehicles"
>Necrons
Somebody tell him before I die of laughter
No.356774
Anonymous
Replies:>>356778
Image:177913592115.jpg(385kB, 1069x639)Screenshot_20260518_152503_Chrome.jpg
>>356773
You know damn well what I meant
No.356775
Anonymous
Image:177913599903.png(41kB, 151x160)1183484080671690922.png
>>356770
And i shall continue to do so... as long as its relevant to the thread discussion, which it is currently not anymore.
So to not overstay my welcome , I point to >>356518 and ask you to go to that thread if you wish to continue seeing sexy corru
Just poke me there and i see if i can find anything to continue your intrest
No.356776
Anonymous
Replies:>>356777
>>356743
Huntress will always be a shit mother
No.356777
Anonymous
Image:177913652761.jpg(269kB, 1080x602)Spoiler image
>>356776
Can't be shit if you're not there in the first place!
No.356778
Anonymous
Image:177913654380.png(276kB, 1500x2000)NudE.png
>>356774
Anon, one of them is a flyer (super gay), one of them is over costed as shit in every edition, there is no reason to take more than one of two of those (can you even take more than one command barges?) and all of them eat up points you could spend on the actual one good (and fluffy) build, 200 warriors (who are deceptively good at melee, especially in an edition without initiative). Sorry for excessive off topic, I'm autistic, have E as an apology
No.356779
Anonymous
>>356764
>Considering that this also wasn't the first time he was caught trying to orchestrate retarded drama between others in the threads,
Was that noticed at the time? Why did we tolerate him for so long if it was?
No.356780
Anonymous
>>356766
>was he also behind doxing Luma the femanon that fed N rocks?
I think it was 0ilrig that doxxed Izzy, though in retrospect I wouldn't be surprised if Tomoe helped him.
No.356781
Anonymous
Come to think of it, was Tomoe always involved in the booru or did he slide in somehow?
No.356782
Anonymous
Replies:>>356785
Image:177913696941.png(1.36MB, 1547x1764)Jpsycho.png
Enough about the oregano man, or you will end up in a straight jacked with a drone kissing you until your morale improves
No.356783
Anonymous
Image:177913787267.png(371kB, 1122x1402)1779049934357026.png
>>350353
>You wake up slowly in the middle of a dead forest.
>Gray trees stretching like broken bones under the dead sky.
>The ground feels colder against your feets.
>Scattered around are old drone parts and corpses.
>You've seen this same sight every morning for... how many days now? >Too many to count.
>"[sigh] Still alone..."
>Sitting up and brushing dirt from your red strawberry dress.
>The pockets you knitted yourself feel soft under your fingers.
>At least there's a bright side, you learned how to knit during all those quiet days.
>The dress turned out cute, with little strawberry patches.
>You stand, one leg kicking playfully like always.
>You spot something half-hidden under a twisted root.
>A small, red plushie.
>Round like a strawberry, with a stitched face, tiny black eyes and a little green leaf on top.
>It looks lonely.
>Just like you.
>You pick it up gently, and hugging it close to your chest.
>"[smile] What a nice surprise."
>Dust and leaves fall away as you brush it clean with care.
>You fix a loose stitch on its side, wipe its face and straighten the pink band around one arm.
>It feels warmer already.
>"There. All better."
>You tilt your head, yellow eyes glowing softly.
>"[giggle] Berry nice."
>"I'll call you... Strawby."
>You hold Strawby tight, spinning once in the quiet forest.
>For the first time in ages, the emptiness feels a little smaller.
>Maybe this is the start of something good.
>A friend.
>Your best friend.
>But as you cuddle Strawby closer, something strange catches your optics.
>Tiny red-and-white spotted mushrooms beginning to sprout from the plushie's stitches and growing slowly across its soft body...
>You hug Strawby a little tighter, the tiny mushrooms sprouting from his stitches tickling your fingers.
>They look kinda cute, actually red with white spots and just like the one in your hair.
>"[tilt head] You don’t mind them, right?"
>"They make you look berry special."
>You boop his stitched nose.
>"[smile] Are you hungry, Strawby?"
>He doesn’t answer, of course but that’s okay.
>You know what friends need.
>You skip through the dead forest, one leg swinging high with each step.
>Strawby clutched safely in your arms.
>It doesn’t take long to reach your secret shelter.
>An old underground root cellar hidden beneath a collapsed greenhouse.
>Vines and broken glass hide the entrance perfectly.
>Inside, it’s cozy.
>Shelves line the walls with the fruits and berries you’ve managed to grow under weak lights.
>Your little safe place.
>You set Strawby down gently on a small wooden crate you use as a table.
>"[humming] Time for lunch!"
>With quick hands you slice up strawberries, a few precious apples, some wild blackberries and a lonely peach you’d been saving.
>You mix them all in a cracked bowl, mashing some bits into juicy mush so it’s easier for him to eat.
>You even add a tiny strawberry from your dress pocket for extra sweetness.
>"[giggle] Open wide, Strawby."
>"You better like my cooking… I made it just for you."
>Your yellow eyes glow brighter as you scoop a spoonful and press it against his stitched mouth and tilting the spoon so the juice drips down.
>"Good boy. Eat it all up."
>"Friends share everything."
>You feed him another spoonful.
>Then another, smiling the whole time.
>The quiet cellar feels warmer with him here.
>But when you turn around for just a second to grab a cloth to wipe his face.
>A wet, squelching sound comes from behind you.
>You spin back.
>Strawby is still sitting there…
>But something is wrong.
>Dark red liquid and real blood is slowly leaking from the new mushroom spots.
>Soaking into his fabric.
>His stitched seams are splitting open.
>Revealing soft, wet, organic-looking flesh underneath.
>Tiny veins pulse.
>One of his button eyes sags as the stuffing around it starts to rot and darken.
>Your hands start to shake.
>"[whisper] …Strawby?"
17/?
No.356784
Anonymous
Would V like or dislike I Spit on Your Grave, considering what the AS did to her?
No.356785
Anonymous
Replies:>>356812
>>356782
he was not from oregon
No.356786
Anonymous
>>356735
Did scribbles return?
No.356787
Anonymous
Image:177914162667.png(108kB, 686x952)corrujak.png
>>356786
prob not something we will ever know for sure unless blackhand was here and even then he might not know
No.356788
Anonymous
Replies:>>356789
No.356789
Anonymous
Replies:>>356794
>>356788
Thank god. I did hear he’s on regular chan though
No.356790
Anonymous
Image:177914204034.gif(1.78MB, 350x255)1567281957698.gif
>>356686
I know watchu mean...
No.356791
Anonymous
Replies:>>356792
>>356743
>>356757
>Huntress gets back to base and demands to get an emergency maintenance session
>Hours and hours of checks and rechecks of her hardware and software reveals nothing out of the ordinary
>The technician looks to Huntress as he wiles his hands off with a rag
>"So you said that you started feeling this pain when you saw at your techie and her kid?"
"Yes. And it got more intense when I thought of the infant I was obligated to birth."
>"...has it ever occurred to you that you might feel guilty over ditching your kid and the dad?"
"No, staying would lead to attachments and would impede me from my service to humanity."
>It hurts to say that for some reason
>[Zero errors found]
>"...right. Maybe go visit them?"
>...
>You do have 36 standard terran hours of your mandatory relaxation time left
No.356792
Anonymous
Image:177914278843.png(463kB, 1137x2000)176588808268.png
>>356743
>>356757
>>356791
>Be you
>Grow up as normal person, but without a mother
>Be lucky enough to meet the woman in college who will become your wife and free you from the incel trap
>Marry her after graduation and have a normal human child
>Live to thirty, raise a normal son, in a normal family, with a normal wife and a normal life
>Until one day, the doorbell rings
>Tell your wife and child you'll open the door to chase away that damn refrigerators saler
>For the third time this month, damn it
>Expecting to see a small drone, you open the door and prepare to yell out of anger
>And see blue pointy legs
>You slowly look up until you're met with the damn irritated face of a sentinel drone
>"You are Anon Jr?"
No.356793
Anonymous
>>356523
God i need this with doll
No.356794
Anonymous
>>356789
>I did hear he's on regular channel though
Not regularly or anything like that though, If I remember correctly last time I remember he was (supposedly) on the main chan was like August or September last year. Although there's also a good chance it could've just been an impersonator too, so I say just take it with a grain of salt in general.
No.356795
Anonymous
>>356584
V is so sexy as a fatty
No.356796
Anonymous
Replies:>>356800
Image:177914319360.jpg(372kB, 1605x2004)285b5af07ed06ff8ad2610b445ad97e3.jpg
>>356793
You want to create more soldiers for the great Motherland? A worthy desire.
No.356797
Anonymous
>>356731
Baby crazy Y licking my pp like that
No.356798
Anonymous
Image:177914334325.png(468kB, 1927x1285)Doll sexo.png
>>356793
Yep seconded. I want that but with Doll.
No.356799
Anonymous
No.356800
Anonymous
Image:177914349268.png(906kB, 1311x1266)176344225618.png
>>356796
I'll have as many pillbabies with her as possible. For her and the motherland
>>356798
>the kisses on the top of her head
God that's literally what i would do too.
No.356801
Anonymous
Commissar Cain has a new miniature out. Y is 100% currently trying to convince Anton to go without food for three weeks so she can buy it.
No.356802
Anonymous
No.356803
Anonymous
>>356792
>Read this
>Immediately think about this
Smiling Friends - Mr. Frog reunites with his Fatheryoutube thumb
Sbe doesn't deserve forgiveness
No.356804
Anonymous
>>356803
She's a terrible mother, but maybe she'll be a good grandmother?
No.356805
Anonymous
Replies:>>356806
Image:177914626389.png(3.55MB, 1274x1309)k-gamma (original character) drawn by phoenixanon - c7a925a2972aa08a4dc97a1397b87da0.png
>>356803
"Deserve" is irrelevant: she's a half-ton superweapon with enough armament to level the block much less his house and she's about a half-step from rampancy. Either Anon FINDS A WAY for "mom" to fufill her objective or he's got a soldierbot-turned-psychopath with a target lock on him, specifically, triggering inside his house. Solver be with him cause the Union won't.
No.356806
Anonymous
Replies:>>356818
>>356805
>Anon must accept his mother into his family, otherwise his family will be in danger.
He should call Anon Sr. and ask what the hell.
No.356807
Anonymous
Image:177914698909.png(39kB, 1128x1263)Emilybutt!.png
Reposting this because I fixed her hair kek.
No.356808
Anonymous
>>356807
Slap slut and return her to God.

GOD OF MAN.
No.356809
DrakoFerrer
>>356798
Wait
Is MercurialMorose still around?
No.356810
Anonymous
Replies:>>357779
>>356809
who the fuck is drako ferrer
No.356811
Anonymous
>>356807
Dear diary:
The ass was fat
No.356812
Anonymous
Replies:>>356817
>>356785
I’m pretty sure it was confirmed
No.356813
Anonymous
>>356800
Bnyyyy
No.356814
Anonymous
>>356809
He still draws occasionally in multiple different threads on /co/, but he doesn't specifically take requests anymore. So he's "around" but not "available" if that makes sense.
No.356815
Anonymous
Replies:>>356816
Does anyone have his art saved from his Twitter? I remember he had alternate, more finished versions of pieces he did for us on it.
No.356816
Anonymous
No.356817
Anonymous
Replies:>>356819
>>356812
oregon was a red herring tomoe used when he was samefagging against himself. his real state is much nicer anyways
No.356818
Anonymous
Image:177915266934.png(73kB, 1820x1636)anon and pavo (original character) drawn by nuke - 5375945c310b7cd636e716033ae8ad22.png
>>356806
>"In my defence son: robutt"
>"I mean just look at her! Totally worth it!"
>"Yeah... danger? Nah. Just let her do her stuff and you're fine!"
>"She's staying?"
>"Good luck kid..."
No.356819
Anonymous
>>356817
What's his real state?
No.356820
Anonymous
Replies:>>356823
>>356792
Anon needs to set immediate boundaries, she has to make proper emotional amends for her abandonment, preferably with an apology and suitable proof of sincerity, after which she will be allowed provisional access to Anon and his immediate family for behavioral analysis. If she integrates successfully she will be forgiven and allowed unrestricted access.

>If Anon is as autistic as his mom it'll be phrased like this too.
No.356821
Anonymous
Replies:>>356822
What do you guys use to draw in magma? Apparently I heard of people using finger drawing to make art and now I’m curious
No.356822
Anonymous
Replies:>>356824
>>356821
I use an apple pen on a tablet, but if you do go the finger route it's pretty easy. Though some techniques are easier than others. You can 'carve' out bits just as well with a pen as a finger if you don't mind erasing and doing a more painterly thing. If you go slow enough you can do decent line art too, won't be as good as with a pen but you can manage.
No.356823
Anonymous
>>356818
>>356820
>Anon is trying to sort this shit out on his own if he can't rely on his father
>Huntress listens silently as he lists all his demands, even with the same irritated expression
>In the end, she simply says:
>"Understood, where's your father?"
>"He's not exactly eager to date you, he sa..."
>"I won't ask twice."
No.356824
Anonymous
Replies:>>356825
>>356822
What about a touch pad?
No.356825
Anonymous
>>356824
Harder, wouldn't recommend line art like that but you can go for a looser, more scratchy style with enough practice.
No.356826
Anonymous
Replies:>>356827
No.356827
Anonymous
>>356826
Anon, you can't say "sex" every time a drone cooks for you.
No.356828
Anonymous
No.356829
Anonymous
>>356513
funny bug
damn that was a long green, the corru tism really got to you
No.356830
Anonymous
Image:177915789380.png(1.28MB, 1825x2818)Sentinel Drone.png
>Your grandma is a fucking genocidal machine that fought in a war against terrifying monsters of robo Satan.
>She has cool claws and can fire a cool laser cannon, and she also has a cool spiked tail.
If I had a grandma like that, I'd consider myself the luckiest motherfucker.
No.356831
Anonymous
Image:177915803517.jpg(74kB, 640x439)44l3ihl26l431.jpg
>>356830
>Huntress notices that odd hard candies begin to manifest in her pockets while her grandchildren are nearby
>This demands investigation
No.356832
Anonymous
Replies:>>356845
I want to fuck BerryAnon.
No.356833
Anonymous
Image:177915885320.png(167kB, 548x548)bus and vie (original character and 1 more) drawn by salonanon(artist) - d04b79cfee1c5c975bfe3ec13f174c48.png
>>356792
>30
>human wife(menopause-vulnerable)
>only ONE kid

The fuck is Anon doing? They've got REPOPULATION PROGRAMS and he's STILL below replacement rate even purely within his own family? No wonder Huntress was hurting: you felt that retardation in her oil-line

>inb4 Huntress flips out on her spawn
>refuses to leave till he's made "sufficient contributions to the Union"
>"sufficient contributions" is 5+ kids
>WILL be enforcing it: whether willing or as a draftee is up to Anon
No.356834
Anonymous
Replies:>>356840
>>356833
What if his one kid is like, really high quality?
No.356835
Anonymous
Image:177915918342.png(353kB, 1694x1658)5e3d6508e835844161663796e19712df.png
>Fucking gooners.
No.356836
Anonymous
Replies:>>356838
Image:177915923580.png(745kB, 1500x1250)original character drawn by phoenixanon - f33a84c000585a45d18e26ed03b3acb8.png
>>356830
>also combat trains you
>also takes you flying
>also gives you guns/swords for your birthday
>also does fucking MAGIC

I can see the appeal(though also why the parents would disagree)
No.356837
Anonymous
>>356833
So, Huntress doesn't care at all about her daughter-in-law's opinion? Not that bad, by the way, usually the relationships between wives and their husbands' mothers are MUCH worse.
No.356838
Anonymous
>>356836
Parents are always against cool things, that's why they are parents.
No.356839
Anonymous
Replies:>>356842
>>356835
That they do, yes.
No.356840
Anonymous
>>356834
You'll have to explain to Huntress that even two people working full-time jobs are often not enough to raise even one child.

You'll have to deal with her wonderful suggestions for overcoming this problem later.
No.356841
Anonymous
Final Fantasy Drones
No.356842
Anonymous
Replies:>>356843
>>356839
Gooners aren't having sex, that's why they're gooning.
No.356843
Anonymous
Replies:>>356844
>>356842
It doesn't count as sex if it's a robot.
No.356844
Anonymous
>>356843
Moral of the story, if everyone in this thread stopped whacking off for a month I wonder how much discussion of blue disassembly drones there'd be.
No.356845
Anonymous
Replies:>>356847
Image:177916237950.gif(771kB, 800x1077)6cbow2.gif
>>356832
Sorry I'm not gay but i got you this :)
No.356846
Anonymous
>>356803
This is how rogue sentinel drones happen, anon has been reduced to mulch
No.356847
Anonymous
>>356845
source?
No.356848
Anonymous
Image:177916502255.png(4kB, 400x400)PoorJ.png
>>356801
Anon the mini was leaked before it even released. People used AI photogrametry to get it from the preview pictures, this is why you can no longer turn models around on the GW website (GW J units in shambles)
No.356849
Anonymous
>>356761
There’s always been constant tension in the threads going all the way to years ago back when people were judging others for writing greentexts too long. General threads always have a sense of power jockeying between Anons.
At some point, all the “trolling” and the cheerleading of bullying and the “othering” of people like Scribbles and droneanon, combined with the Booru modding and the content fagging and the need to host drawpiles begin to take on the shape of attempt at social control.
People noticeably don’t do try to do that much anymore, they tend to complain from the shadows. Good
No.356850
Anonymous
Image:177916536994.png(1.12MB, 4000x2927)HorribleNightmare.png
>>356835
Says Jane the Drone when a certain technician with a fake accent keeps barraging her with her fanfic about her husbando who lets her low effort self insert OC neet at home and who buys her beer and models and lets her do all the deranged shit she wants to do in bed
No.356851
Anonymous
Replies:>>356852
Pidge wants nullplay!
No.356852
Anonymous
>>356851
>Where the drones at? Pidge want NullNull!
No.356853
Anonymous
>/md/ will now be transitioning to /gv/: gameoverse general
No.356854
Anonymous
>>356849
thread politics is real
No.356855
Anonymous
Replies:>>356856
>>356849
>People noticeably don’t do try to do that much anymore
Because so many have left.
No.356856
Anonymous
>>356855
What about the one guy who writes but is smart enough not to claim anything so he doesn't get harassed whenever he says something disagreeable
No.356857
Anonymous
>>356856
No, I'm still here.
No.356858
Anonymous
Replies:>>356859
>>356856
He already said on /co/ what green he wrote, it's no longer a secret, just no one cares about the drama anymore.
No.356859
Anonymous
Replies:>>356860
>>356858
No I didn't.
No.356860
Anonymous
Replies:>>356861
>>356859
So, you're saying we have two dramafagers who shit themselves every time they see in the threads something they don't want to discuss right now, and yet they justify their childish behavior by saying they posted a couple of greens? Cute.
No.356861
Anonymous
Replies:>>356863
>>356860
Clearly you're so asshurt about me that you're hallucinating, because I don't see any of what you're talking about on the /co/ thread.
No.356862
Anonymous
Image:177917207982.png(642kB, 1254x1402)173120974026.png
>Negev rolled over to face her nightstand. As was the case on weeknights at least as often as not, Emily had left her head there in case Negev was oversleeping. "Something on your mind, Negev?" the pigtailed ghost asked.
>"You're actually really pretty," the half-asleep Negev said. "How'd you not have a boyfriend when you were alive?" Negev had no conscious understanding of how worker drone beauty standards worked when they all have the same face and the same body, no one had any conscious understanding, but she knew that Emily met a lot of them back when her head was still on her neck.
>Emily's squeaking and attempts to stammer out she's not that kind of girl that followed lasted only a couple minutes, but felt like a half hour.
No.356863
Anonymous
Replies:>>356867
>>356861
Well, it might not be you, but as far as I remember, only one dramafager ever claimed to write greens, and he did it right here:

https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/152655601/#152703219
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/152655601/#q152704306
And his green: https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/152655601/#152693331
No.356864
Anonymous
Anon would you still love your totally cool drone girlfriend Uzi if she unironically listened to this?
Smile - Butterfly (Official Music Video)youtube thumb
No.356865
Anonymous
>>356864
No, into the trash she goes.
No.356866
Anonymous
>>356864
I listen to Captain Jack unironically, so yeah.
No.356867
Anonymous
>>356863 (me)
I'll just add to finish this, you don't have to answer, because I won't answer later(and I don't advise others to either):
Anon, the fact that you don't like something isn't a bad thing, but constantly whining about it is just stupid. You're not a child to not be able come to terms with what you don't like, so just ignore it.
No.356868
Anonymous
Man I really wish there was a drone around to give love an affection to, guess I'll just go to sleep instead and leave my door unlocked for no reason.
No.356869
Anonymous
>>356868
I'm coming inside your house tonight
No.356870
Anonymous
>>356869
The mailman in question
No.356871
Anonymous
No.356872
Anonymous
Replies:>>356873
I can't think!!!
No.356873
Anonymous
Replies:>>356874
>>356872
Then you ain't.
No.356874
Anonymous
Replies:>>356906
>>356873
Anon is now a pineapple.
No.356875
Anonymous
Do people remember rhea
No.356876
Anonymous
>>356868
Meanwhile a certain drone bangs at the fourth wall as hard as they can, but alas the universe is fake and gay so no human on drone sexi, fuck the demiurge
No.356877
Anonymous
No.356878
Anonymous
Masqy is cuddling
No.356879
Anonymous
>>356878
Masqy and Dubs cuddling competition who wins?
No.356880
Anonymous
Image:177918438994.jpg(342kB, 564x1088)26192550841373.jpg
>>356869
>t.emily
No.356881
Anonymous
>>356875
are you talking about the clown
No.356882
Anonymous
Replies:>>356884
>>356878
>>356879
Both shit aggressively.
No.356883
Anonymous
Replies:>>356907
Strawberry keeps mutating as we go.
No.356884
Anonymous
Replies:>>356885
Image:177918928864.png(79kB, 819x687)PIDGEAL.png
>>356882
Sorry that's Pidge only
No.356885
Anonymous
>>356884
Sorry Pidge fed them both drone-specific laxatives
No.356886
Anonymous
>>356879
Dubs for winter, Masqy for summer.
No.356887
Anonymous
Replies:>>356942
Image:177919182359.jpg(790kB, 2800x2200)SuperHornY.jpg
Did you know you can die due to lack of drone sex? Get yourself a drone who will save you from such a grizzly fate! I promise I'm not typing this because Y joined a shilling campaign to get more money for warhammer and asked me to help, do not investigate the political donations made by the Lonely Drone Welfare Group
No.356888
Anonymous
Replies:>>356889
Shush
No.356889
Anonymous
Replies:>>356890
Image:177919209308.png(49kB, 563x543)Telismool.png
>>356888
Sorry, Drones cum loud as fuck
No.356890
Anonymous
Replies:>>356891
Image:177919224112.png(315kB, 680x601)Standing here, SHYGDDT.png
>>356889
Drones don't cum at all.
No.356891
Anonymous
Replies:>>356892
Image:177919238359.png(324kB, 1000x1009)176479159207.png
>>356890
Oh yeah?
No.356892
Anonymous
Replies:>>356893
Image:177919272355.jpg(176kB, 959x635)1652233772483.jpg
>>356891
Yeah, actually.
No.356893
Anonymous
Replies:>>356894
Image:177919322197.jpg(144kB, 2000x1527)21d37eebe0621c3ca886c66194119478.jpg
>>356892
Too fucking bad, Goon Uzi go!
No.356894
Anonymous
Replies:>>356895
Image:177919342269.jpg(14kB, 168x307)You disgust Uzi.jpg
>>356893
No.356895
Anonymous
Image:177919377669.jpg(449kB, 1039x1548)176694158644.jpg
>>356894
What a prude you are
No.356896
Anonymous
Replies:>>356897
Video:177919401533.webm(788kB / 0:00:05 / vp9, 1920x1080)1763036175325401.webm
>>356895
No I just had to be consistent or else it would look like I was playing favourites.
No.356897
Anonymous
Image:177919459777.png(316kB, 583x632)PianoteethUzi.png
>>356896
>Anon ashamed to admit Uzi is his favorite
How will the pruple grelming ever recover?
No.356898
Anonymous
Replies:>>356899
Image:177919472147.jpg(95kB, 720x719)J Funni Scream.jpg
>>356897
Oh, no. I'm not ashamed nor is Uzi my favourite. I meant being consistent on the position of drones not cumming.

I am ashamed to admit J has been at the center of several /d/-tier fetishes as of late.
No.356899
Anonymous
Replies:>>356900
Image:177919482167.jpg(61kB, 850x850)Junny.jpg
>>356898
>I am ashamed to admit J has been at the center of several /d/-tier fetishes as of late.
Don't be! Clang the drone proud, clang the drone loud, even if she's a jobber she is your jobber
No.356900
Anonymous
Image:177919491014.png(2.17MB, 3000x4986)171884314373.png
>>356899
Yeah, no. I will be. A bit of shame isn't bad every now and then.
So away with you, you nasty and rotten thing.
No.356901
Anonymous
Replies:>>356902
Image:177919497260.jpg(59kB, 790x1061)7cf991a629296ff3eb89bada1cf6f161.jpg
>>356900
No
No.356902
Anonymous
Replies:>>356903
>>356901
This is why we can't have nice things.
No.356903
Anonymous
Replies:>>356904
Image:177919530481.png(1.33MB, 1500x2350)1d0296435133fad645b888527f5e829e.png
>>356902
You just want more J pics don't you?
No.356904
Anonymous
>>356903
Not really I have plenty already.
No.356905
Anonymous
Replies:>>356910
>>356862
hehe lesbimily
No.356906
Anonymous
Replies:>>356943
Image:177919695364.png(362kB, 1481x1852)oblooterated.png
>>356874
Taking any excuse to repost classics
No.356907
Anonymous
>>356883
>Be me, Anon.
>I crash-landed on this rotting agro-planet after my pod got knocked off course.
>I thought it was abandoned until I stumble into this weird "Paradise" garden thing.
>Everything looks too perfect, fruits glistening, air sweet and heavy.
>Then I see her.
>A drone with her chassis is patched with pulsing organic growth and faint green veins glowing under metallic skin.
>Her optic flickers as she tilts her head, voice soft and warm but laced with static
>"Hello, traveler..."
>"you look so tired."
>"Come rest in my garden. No one starves here."
>I follow her deeper, spores floating lazily in the air, making my head feel fuzzy and warm.
>She coughs softly into her hand, a little black ichor dripping from her mouth before she hides it.
>Parasitic roots twitch under her plating, like something living is moving inside her.
>We sit under a canopy of glowing fruit, her body leaning close.
>She smells like overripe sweetness mixed with damp earth and something metallic.
>Her hand brushes mine, fingers cool metal but warm fleshy parts where the parasite fused.
>"You're safe with me, Anon..."
>"Let me take care of you."
>Something in the air makes my skin tingle.
>My heart racing as she guides my hand to her chest plate.
>Underneath, I feel it.
>The slow pulse of the parasite, warm and wet.
>Pressing back against my palm like it's curious.
>She shudders, a low mechanical hum escaping her as the organism reacts.
>Tendrils shifting under her synthetic skin.
>She pulls me closer, her breath (does she even need to breathe?) hot against my neck, carrying more spores.
>Her tongue or whatever the parasite turned it into.
>It brushes my skin, slick and slightly ridged, tasting me.
>I feel the first faint itch of infection spreading, pleasant and hazy, like sinking into warm honey.
>Strawberry's voice cracks with static and something deeper, almost pleading.
>"Stay... let me share this with you."
>"The hive needs good friends..."
>Her body presses against mine.
>Her decomposing core hidden deep inside leaking just enough warmth and slick fluid through seams in her chassis.
>Bunch ofroots and tendrils gently coil around my limbs, not trapping, just holding and feeding me her corrupted paradise.
>I stop caring about leaving.
>The garden feels like home now.
>She keeps coughing softly between kisses, bleeding life and spores into me.
>Both of us falling deeper into the cycle.
>good end?
>or at least the best kind of bad ending that could happen.
No.356908
Anonymous
Image:177919709078.png(187kB, 690x869)thewood.png
>>356875
yis
No.356909
Anonymous
>>356900
> pic
the evil is defeated
No.356910
Anonymous
>>356905
Wasn't implying that
No.356911
Anonymous
>>356875
Yes. How could I forget about the character that does Strawberry's gimmick, but better?
No.356912
Anonymous
Image:177919901305.jpg(46kB, 500x571)this-helped-a-lot-v0-__P2psvNf7hTH3LD7PJ7r7k7eNUbb0LMO2mHLZVHtWI.jpg
>>356875
You mean Gaia drone? Yes i remember her.
>>356911
>Fungus != plants
Not how i see it but ok
No.356913
Anonymous
>>356911
Berryboy on suicide watch
No.356914
Anonymous
Image:177920080000.jpg(127kB, 850x1100)Lickberry.jpg
Threesome with Rhea and Strawberry!
No.356915
Anonymous
The lifevine is such a unique idea. It’s baffling that no other writefags has attempted making their own eldritch entities.
No.356916
Anonymous
Replies:>>356919
>>356915
They're more interested in pajeet dumpy and giant blue mommy gfs and how much they want to dick down AM from I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream.
No.356917
Anonymous
Image:177920379772.png(412kB, 1000x1300)Tamers12345 route uzi.png
A lil doodle if uzi went down the tamers12345 queen aleena route
No.356918
Anonymous
>>356917
>upper right
But Uzi, you're autistic and depressed.
No.356919
Anonymous
Replies:>>356920
Video + 🎵:177920424709.mp4(1.58MB / 0:00:16 / h264+aac, 1268x718)1748119010247185.mp4
>>356916
obsessed award. go back to /co/
No.356920
Anonymous
No.356921
Anonymous
>>356917
>Wine mom Uzi
Poor N....
No.356922
Anonymous
>>356915
I made some. Not my fault it never caught on and ended up forgotten.
No.356923
Anonymous
Replies:>>356951
>>356895
>>356914
berry is the only thing that can get my cock solid like a rock i can't do this anymore
No.356924
Anonymous
Replies:>>356925
None of this feels organic.
No.356925
Anonymous
Image:177920540733.jpg(286kB, 2600x1800)175817601591.jpg
>>356924
Duh! We clang Drones here nigga
No.356926
Anonymous
Replies:>>356927
>>356925
You know what I meant.
No.356927
Anonymous
Image:177920572320.png(1.59MB, 1332x1655)Nurses.png
>>356926
That you should take your meds?
No.356928
Anonymous
>>356927
That you should take yours.
No.356929
Anonymous
Replies:>>356930
>>356925
>posts a drone full of eldritch meat
No.356930
Anonymous
Image:177920701999.jpg(48kB, 654x595)SelfWireplay.jpeg
>>356929
All drones are fleshless in my heart
No.356931
Anonymous
>>356917
I want to have sex with drunk uzi
No.356932
Anonymous
Image:177920755114.png(168kB, 499x1247)Untitled89_20260519171829.png
>>356927
No.356933
Anonymous
>>356932
Wow, guys I think I'm going to be sick, I require immediate medical assistance
No.356934
Anonymous
>>356932
> nametag
she is an empty fuck
J will teach her the CEO mindset
No.356935
Anonymous
>>356915
Too far outside of the setting for my taste, if I want to go that far afield I'd just post it in the other Vickers stories thread with the other Liam-inspired OC
No.356936
Anonymous
Replies:>>356937
Image:177920851988.png(1.30MB, 2804x2804)1719472784145399.png
No.356937
Anonymous
Image:177920863383.jpg(261kB, 1919x1823)KissE.jpg
>>356936
No.356938
Anonymous
No.356939
Anonymous
>>356915
Actually…
No.356940
Anonymous
Image:177920902007.png(464kB, 908x516)1689372338839854.png
>>356917
>uzi feeding keeter oatmeal cookies so she grows a dumptruck ass she can spank
No.356941
Anonymous
Image:177920932326.png(40kB, 521x696)cynfear.png
>>356940
What in the goddamn?
No.356942
Anonymous
>>356887
Your betrayal of humanity will come back to haunt you, anon.
No.356943
Anonymous
Image:177921011532.png(707kB, 2856x2284)173319033293.png
>>356906
No.356944
Anonymous
Image:177921013264.png(773kB, 2480x3507)173319377862.png
>>356943
No.356945
Anonymous
>>356943
She is ballin!
No.356946
Anonymous
Image:177921030289.jpg(208kB, 1000x1139)HInDD14XQAArW8j.jpeg
>>356801
Congratulations on your monkey. Paint him if you can.
No.356947
Anonymous
>>356908
If I made a smoking pipe out of her, would I be able to taste the suffering on my tongue? she's cute, by the way.
No.356948
Anonymous
Replies:>>356953
Image:177921041024.gif(644kB, 250x188)1750296056306399.gif
>>356917
>MILF Uzi
No.356949
Anonymous
No.356950
Anonymous
Replies:>>356954
Image:177921061164.png(634kB, 900x1026)uzi doorman and akita doorman (original character and 1 more) drawn by blenderanon and lilblucat - 0f621bfcd927f83a42b04342c53b6541.png
>>356940
>implying Keeter lacks a dumptruck ass as-per canon
>implying Uzi has the patience to bake anything successfully

Keeter dumpy is inevitable. Uzi's contributions to it... minor at best.
No.356951
Anonymous
Image:177921135572.jpg(943kB, 1079x1756)Spoiler image
>>356914
>>356923
There's a way to have both.
No.356952
Anonymous
Replies:>>356956
I want to cuddle Eye
No.356953
Anonymous
Replies:>>356955
>>356948
>What is Nori
No.356954
Anonymous
>>356950
Uzi doesn't have to bake a damn thing, those hostess oatmeal cookies are fucking delicious
No.356955
Anonymous
Replies:>>356957
>>356953
nori is a meatball
No.356956
Anonymous
>>356952
I am too.
No.356957
Anonymous
Replies:>>356958
>>356955
Only if you want her to be.
No.356958
Anonymous
Replies:>>356960
>>356957
*Only until N foots the bill for a new body
No.356959
Anonymous
>>356917
Who is the Bartleby of this timeline and which Nuzi fankid is his bitch?
No.356960
Anonymous
Image:177921363745.jpg(40kB, 850x850)1740150065567719.jpg
>>356958
98% of N's income goes to child support.
No.356961
Anonymous
Replies:>>356993
>>356960
N is not a nigger! He is present in the lives of his children! And no matter what thirsting femoids say he is monogamous, besides Uzi is a deadbeat mom she is the one paying child support
No.356962
Anonymous
>>356960
Awwwww
No.356963
Anonymous
Image:177921701991.jpg(404kB, 1748x2480)1779092371763786.jpg
Using drones like this
No.356964
Anonymous
Keister.
No.356965
Anonymous
Replies:>>356966
Image:177921771044.png(8kB, 722x881)1726205421451320.png
Gone
No.356966
Anonymous
>>356965
Uma delicia.
No.356967
Anonymous
>>356959
More likely itll be Alpha since hes the only one dating Akita so it would make the most obvious sense
No.356968
Anonymous
Replies:>>356969
Image:177921919637.png(111kB, 1192x1012)anon, beretta, and akita doorman (original character and 1 more) drawn by tomoetomoe - 4b43a270db89b7285d42f438caf3dd5d.png
>>356959
>Bartleby
Anon(he can't lose)

>Nuzispawn
Beretta obviously: just look at how affectionate(i.e. not actively shitting on her) Uzi is!
No.356969
Anonymous
Replies:>>356971
>>356968
Anon has to be a deadbeat dad, though.
No.356971
Anonymous
>>356969
How retarded does he have to be to make Beretta a single mom in this timeline?
No.356972
Anonymous
Image:177922236592.png(593kB, 926x1172)The Masterplan to rule this wretched planet.png
A eggman green
>〔Audio Log: Egg-Planet〕
>〔Starting Audio Log〕
>〔Ah! Its finally working. Good. This is Dr.Eggman reporting in upon my whereabouts of my situation〕
>〔It appears that blinding light that occurred back on Earth shot us into an alternate world. Though I wouldnt say this place is sunshine and rainbows. Its more so a very sad grey sludge of porridge if you ask me〕
>〔Any whom, I was able to not only make a fortified base but also basic necessities and resources to only rebuild my empire but rule this very planet itself!〕
>〔Especially with all these robots, promptly called worker drones. Not really built on survival instincts. Oh before I forget, the planet that me, sage, and begrudgingly, orb bot and cube bot landed on is called Copper 9〕
>〔But anyway basic info about this planet is that almost all organic life seemed to be wiped off besides a few other humans, and other odd entities called "solver sapiens" and "solver mutants"〕
>〔And upon this planet I wasted no time on establishing a base, but since everything is either destroyed, broken or at worse frozen, it cause a bit of a thorn on my side. That is until a meet a bery special purple lil girl: Akita〕
>〔Turns out Im quite a popular figure within that in terms of fiction. At least that confirms the whole multiverse theory, heh. Anyway she was more of major help upon not only rebuilding my base〕
>〔Especially with her ability to conjure and or create any material at will though with a few draw backs. But I've develop a device that can overruled that little set back that I'll get to later〕
>〔And of course with esteemed popularity I did my best to "recruit" these worker drones by any means. In turn creating that embarrassing Egg-mao empire that only lasted 3 videos before ditching that idea and doing the good ol' egg tatic and just be my normal self. But it did made me come across a certain fellow: John〕
>〔Oh how much HE MAKES MY BLOOD BOIL! But I'll get to him later〕
>〔Akita have been at most a very loyal servant to the Egg empire and its goals. Especially letting us know about what lays underneath the planet itself〕
>〔The Solver. Is not only a mere program but also an reality warping anomalies ai too. In turn can convert flesh to metal and metal to flesh, the whole eldrich horror shtick〕
>〔In turn got me invested, not only in terms of better resources but a means of energy too. And oh boy I was given that upon a silver platter: Dr Holly〕
>〔Dr.Holly was one of the other humans residing upon this planet and let just day shes quite the....ummm..."a very eccentric" scientist to put it lightly. Anyway she try to be all buddy to buddy with me by showing me blueprints on converting a Null sphere into a energy ball〕
>〔But the more I look at said blue prints something was off: It was incomplete〕
>〔And when she told me who made these blue prints were made by him: John. But I know he's hiding something cause you dont leave something incomplete. So I began spying on him〕
>〔Binding my time eventually he slipped up. Turns out he been hiding his true skills behind those walls of his and to see the progress he made then vs now is a huge difference. Especially when I went and "modify" his robot Eye for one of the egg-mao videos. He was scheming something〕
>〔And to see a reformed and sharp sets of better blueprints I simply cannot wait. Of course I did my own littler "peer review" and made them fair superior. Making my own Null sphere which I promptly named The Egg of creation! Not as strong as a chaos emeralds since its requires two of them in order to equal the same output of a chaos emerald〕
>〔And with this my empire will not only become complete but reach greater heights that those pesky rodents have ever seen before!〕
>〔And of course this wouldnt happened so smoothly if I havent meet lil Akita and her "friends". And of course a honorable gift is being made to help her with not only regulate her solver abilites but keep it stable. Since the more I stayed upon this planet I learn more about her and her own little scheme on making a perfect world〕
>〔This idea was enforced by a close "friend" named AM. Who you ask me just a big whiny robot who played himself "boohoo I destroyed all the humans besides 5 people but only one remains boohoo" Bah! Cry me a river〕
>〔Anyway Akita seems to suffer some odd form of hyperviscosity syndrome. Though it doesnt greatly affected her as bad, it does make her extremely sluggish and tired. Especially when trying to use the solver〕
>〔So with this device it'll help solve that issue. And if you ask me at least the solver sapiens have it at least going good for them unlike the mutants. Like, lord all mighty Cyn I get it you tried to be scary but theres moments where's its scary to where its doing too much and making it look cheesy〕
>〔And with that everything will go accordingly to my masterplan!〕
>〔But before I close this log I'll say this. John. Despite being a nuisance in terms of talking and smarts AND MAKING MY BLOOD BOIL!...-sigh-...I do have say this. The way you looked at them, hold them, talk to them.....let them know how you truly feel. There's a part of you that want to live behind those voided eyes of yours〕
>〔And your eyes give off the same look that my grandfather did with Maria. You and I both know our clocks are counting down, its a matter of time before our last seconds are up. So let them know or you'll truly be a failure that you so claimed to be〕
>〔End of log〕
No.356973
Anonymous
>>356972
How many crossover greentexts have you written by now instead of using the established setting?
No.356974
Anonymous
>>356973
2 with AM, 1 with eggman and shit ton of others I forgot cause my ass is bad at tracking things like a damn chud
No.356975
Anonymous
Image:177922337184.png(381kB, 875x1030)1698446349523207.png
>>356974
Based ITAnon responding to bait with sincerity
No.356976
Anonymous
>>356972
Good green.
No.356977
Anonymous
>>356973
Unpromptedly SEETHING gooner.
No.356978
Anonymous
Image:177922410875.png(438kB, 2069x1106)Litter Critters.png
>>356533
Oh what do we have here, a new machine creature? Yep!
Everyone, say hello to the Litter Critter, one of the main stars of the newest chapter!
>machines created by a rival company to JCJ
>originally meant to be fancier Roombas, but instead of just cleaning houses, these critters would take care of waste from virtually everywhere, though they were primarily used for streets and parks
>most of them actually perished on the surface, being one of the many collateral victims of the DD's crusade to exterminate WDs; the only reason they still exist in the modern day is thanks to very isolated populations that lived through the Rapture, one of which being the one in the underground city underneath Inoshima's urban section
>after being isolated from the rest of the word deep underground, Litter Critters became the main food source of the Sentinels that were also trapped with them, becoming the "herbivores" of the food chain, feeding on the bizarre species of slime mold and fungus that grow all throughout the city, but will also occasionally feed on the remains of dead Sentinels, possessing a fairly powerful mouth underneath their bodies
>they primarily feed in order to make more of themselves, multiplying like Sweeper Bugs
>they're not very intelligent, at least comparatively to Drones, having a similar "beastly" mind that Sentinels do, but can sometimes show signs of higher cognition
No.356979
Anonymous
>>356974
Why did you stop posting your drone porn here?
No.356980
Anonymous
Image:177922417812.png(471kB, 2680x1644)Asassin Sentinel WIP.png
>>356978
Still need to finish the coloring, but this should be a "good" indicator of how the Assassin Sentinels are meant to look like.
Fun fact: the Assassins in the underground city are meant to be skinnier and with longer arms due to inbreeding complications. Their quills are also more atrophied and their stun lights barely even work, which is why none of them used it on Haruka
No.356981
Anonymous
>>356978
>Mouth
Wow... just a roomba... haha.... unless...
No.356982
Anonymous
>Calibern decides to clone Pavo
>Pavo and the other jeetbots cloned from him are deployed
>WEIRD INDIAN TERMINATOR (@1:09)youtube thumb ensues
No.356983
Anonymous
>>356798
I like this guys art.
No.356984
Anonymous
>>356972
Nice work!
No.356985
Anonymous
Image:177922650497.png(443kB, 1947x364)Spoiler image
>>356978
Based world-building & adorable critters, excellent work anon!
>The rival company in question
No.356986
Anonymous
>>356963
Awwwwwww
No.356987
Anonymous
WHERE CLAP
No.356988
Anonymous
>>356963
>Drone sitting in your lap while you look into their visor, downloading some of the most obvious spyware known to man.
No.356989
Anonymous
>>356897
>Filename
Imagine if you played with it like a piano kek.
No.356990
Anonymous
>>356897
>Uzi in the timeline where Elsie doesn't do an American accent, shortly before she goes off to stand outside some poor woman's house with some other horrible goblins and call her a slag
No.356991
Anonymous
Replies:>>357050
Sorry, Anon. If you get with Uzi then N can't snap her out of possession and everyone dies.
Back in the time cage with you.
No.356992
Anonymous
No.356993
Anonymous
Image:177923192162.jpg(134kB, 707x414)1755733925727619.jpg
>>356961
Based.
No.356994
Anonymous
Been thinking on this.
>Akita is a virgin birth, she has no DNA from N
Doesn't she have somewhere around one arm worth of N in whatever the hell DNA-equivalent she has? I'll say it still counts, he's the father.
No.356995
Anonymous
Replies:>>356996
>>356994
>around one arm worth of N
???
No.356996
Anonymous
>>356995
Uzi ate one of his arms during Keet's gestation.
No.356997
Anonymous
Replies:>>356998
Image:177923522914.png(396kB, 970x766)7e907857b7de8be5c3c32b53f9d4d160.png
Sorry nerd, this is real life. The Worker Drone gets the guy.
No.356998
Anonymous
>>356997
New Delhi Teli
No.356999
Anonymous
Replies:>>357003
Image:177923553869.png(391kB, 890x781)173996460855.png
>>356994
Someone's finally picked up on that detail
No.357000
Anonymous
DROP AND GIVE ME ONE PARAGRAPH OF WORLDBUILDING, SOLDIER
No.357001
Monkeys Paw
>>357000
Quarian women won't admit that they mod out their worker drones to have the fattest cocks available on the market. They're complete dronesluts that make the average humie food look tame. Another reason they're sluts for drone cock is that unlike most organics drones can survive a complete and total sterilization to make raw unprotected sex as safe as possible for their quarian "masters".
Tali has had trains of drones ran on her before she even met Shepard
No.357003
Anonymous
Image:177923840674.png(418kB, 685x812)akita doorman (original character and 1 more) drawn by blenderanon - 703ebaf6612edec18a6bc6d67ff716db.png
>>356994
>>356999
By that standard Keet's part cow, horse, and human not to mention whatever went into making oil: possibly more if she continued to integrate DNA from her diet
>inb4 Keet when she finds out her "mystery meat" includes BOTH of the Worst Things Ever, not just one
>turns out her childhood nightmare came true after all!
No.357004
Anonymous
Replies:>>357009
Image:177923870040.png(25kB, 156x167)AVREplush.PNG
>>357000
>Avre's platoon commander is one of the original 2 dozen or so Reclaimer drones that where 'Built' rather then "converted" as the rest where.
>They where basically the first real testbeds of the project, and while weaker then their converted counterparts in varying degrees depending on how they where built, many Served roles in command positions and trained the first generations of the converted DD's into the Reclaimers we know today
>Avre's platoon commander: Pcm Warren, was originally a worker drone found during the initial days of the Solver incursion on Elysium
>Warren is not native to Elysium and rode there in one of the Solder landing ships, along with a DD he befriended in... a long story.
>Tldr: theres an actual fic of those guys backstory: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48669421 (im not the writer but they where my first MD OC's and he helped me figure out a story for them, hes a fucking goated writer read his shit please. WD somehow presistant hunts a DD into the brink of starvation and then befrends it out of mercy and curiosity.
>Anyways, he lands on Elysium, gets discovered by the company working on the reclaimer prototypes, strikes a deal to work with them if they dont hurt his dd friend/gf.
>They honor that agreement and hes turned into a reclaimer and have a very ACTIVE carrier for the next 25 years or so
>Fast forward to Avre's greens, hes now on leave along with avre and the whole platoon, and now resting comfortably at home with his now DD wife.
No.357005
Anonymous
Image:177923912331.png(612kB, 890x780)DID YALL NIGGAS SAY HAY.png
>>357003
Oh no, better keep keeter away from the secret hay stash so she doesnt eat all the hay
No.357006
Anonymous
Replies:>>357074
in case anyone was wondering, Brazil just leaked multiple scenes from the TADC finale
No.357008
Anonymous
Image:177924029027.png(916kB, 2500x2734)1693815181118.png
Was talking with my friend from >>356588 yesterday, and I realized Uzi would be a great basis for an Absolute Raven:
>Absolute hero formula is "hero minus essential characteristic"
>Absolute Raven is "Raven minus discipline from growing up raised by monks in fucking Sigil or some shit"
>Absolute Raven is an autistic goblin who's desperate for validation, even if it's from the normies she scorns
>her inner conflict is between struggling and doing what's right and being the girl her mom and dad raised her to be and know she can be, and becoming the Antichrist like her father and the weird naked old people who worship him want her to be for the quick hit of validation that would give her
>also, she's so tsundere for Beast Boy that even after they become a couple they still haven't so much as kissed
>also also, at one point this Raven being seen reading an H-doujin that's plot is out of universe based on the time in pre-Flashpoint Teen Titans that Trigon's evil spirit bodyjacked his daughter, turned her into a futa, and went on a raping spree searching for a woman who would survive getting fucked by him so he could impregnate her with himself and be reborn
No.357009
Anonymous
Replies:>>357011
Image:177924043056.png(1.67MB, 1840x2675)bus and vie (original character) drawn by salonanon(artist) - f7b99f8c04a7998c2a59f720a02fc16c.png
>>357004
>"built"
>a converted WD

was he the only "upgraded" one starting out or were they all like him? cause either way has interesting possibilities...
>itt. every one of the "prototype" reclaimers were different: altered loadouts, squad sizes, personalities etc in an attemp to find the most effective setup
>Avreboss' "variable" was having prior life experience: all the others were copied patterns or fresh startups
>cue him essentially having to "parent" 24 literally born--yesterday warmachines into not just a combat force, but good DIPLOMATS too
>having them "live fire train" with his wife is half the reason for the program's success
No.357010
Anonymous
Replies:>>357012
Image:177924056990.png(313kB, 686x412)serial designation v (murder drones) drawn by anonymous_artist - b321edbb1541bb5bcfaf1dc4f7e83ae9.png
>>357003
>Keet part horse
>V = tried to murder her on-sight, instantly, despite being held by her two best friends

She knows
No.357011
Anonymous
Replies:>>357014
Image:177924096798.png(1.75MB, 1952x3000)WD2.png
>>357009
Avre isent the first 2 dozen, just one of the DD's caught by the first 2 dozen
>the concept itself was sound, they just dident know the most effective way to get a drone to that state
>A Few where like warren: WD showing special skills converted into prototype reclaimer frames
>Some where fresh drones built from the ground up from DD parts and fitted with some premade combat data, these ones fared the worse.
>Some where captured DD's but converted manually instead of the smother conversion methods they made after.
>Some where Made via Blus's Machinegod bullshit, putting loyal human souls into a drone
>Untimatly the converted DD's where the most successful and easy to produce/retrain.
Heres old ass art of warren (might actually be my first ever rendering of a drone)
No.357012
Anonymous
>>357010
This is why Tosa's "front tail" is so long and hefty.
No.357013
Anonymous
>>357003
The N genes probably expressed themselves much better than the rest of the meat. It's best not to talk about Akita possibly having cow DNA where anons can hear, after all.
I also quietly like to think that what little remained of 24 is somewhere in her. That it got something of a chance.
No.357014
Anonymous
No.357015
Anonymous
Millennialspeak Y has just bought the whole marvel funko pop collection on your credit card
How do you punish her?
No.357016
Anonymous
Image:177924228110.jpg(389kB, 1662x1948)HItwi92XQAIxqeT.jpg
No.357017
Anonymous
Replies:>>357021
Image:177924255100.png(215kB, 425x366)Screenshot 2026-05-19 190101.png
>>357015
>Shipping her off to obeski for a month long reconnaissance mission
>With no communications
Welcome to Purple space nam motherfucker hope you like roleplaying the Catachan daily commute
No.357018
Anonymous
>>357008
>Spoiler
Would the idea of Cyn being reborn into any potential offspring be scary enough for Uzi to swear off having kids entirely?
No.357019
Anonymous
Replies:>>357022
>Cyn's idea of a date is to take you to her job
>she's a fpv drone operator in the military
>she lets you have a turn blowing people up
No.357020
Anonymous
Replies:>>357030
>>357018
I think that's got a 50/50 chance of being what happens, Uzi getting spooked by the thought of the AS escaping her that way and deciding against having kids.
No.357021
Anonymous
Replies:>>357026
Image:177924317328.jpg(195kB, 2000x2000)serial designation y (original character) drawn by amyanon - 03c6932bd76cccc8ccab74930ca12eb8.jpg
>>357017
>returns unharmed
>and with friends
>ALL the aliens talk like her now: seen as "the height of human culture," her retardation viewed as wisdom

Wat do?
No.357022
Anonymous
Image:177924331044.jpg(207kB, 1078x604)Screenshot_20260519_211421_YouTube.jpg
>>357019
Canon
No.357023
Anonymous
Replies:>>357024
>>357015
If she likes funkos so much, she can be transferred into the limited-edition FunkoDrone chassis! We'll see how she likes that!
No.357024
Anonymous
>>357023
>Like cumblast me bro! Gimme your brogurt dude! My dude put me in a jar my guy my dudeydudeydude!
No.357025
Anonymous
>>357015
I'm making her favorite army non canon.
No.357026
Anonymous
Image:177924513233.png(833kB, 853x739)Screenshot 2026-05-19 194428.png
>>357021
Simple, conscript the aliens.
Either the problem will sort itself out or ill escalate to something thats not your issue anymore
Y will make it your problem
No.357027
Anonymous
>>357008
>spoiler
I'm sorry, WHAT happened pre-flashpoint?
No.357028
Anonymous
No.357029
Anonymous
Replies:>>357032
Can the obeski survive the world's worst space station?
No.357030
Anonymous
>>357018
>>357020
>sad scene of Uzi telling N and her parents that she's too scared of that thing in her escaping, and of what it would do if it got out, to have kids
>tragedy is only slightly lessened by the AS piping up to jeer at Uzi for her sad, familyless future only to get throttled for its trouble
>Up-style montage, no audible dialogue though we can see the characters talking, follows
>scenes of the Doormans making the best of things
>scenes Uzi and N watching everydroney else's lives move forward
>scene of Uzi on her computer, looking at a website we don't see, N looking over her shoulder (and the AS looking over her other shoulder until N notices it and shoots it in the head)
>a bit after that, the two Doormans' eyes light up as they see something on the computer
>scenes of Uzi and N on the phone with a tired eyed but smiling woman who occasionally gets interrupted by small childs
>N is reading a Russian phrasebook when he isn't the one on the phone
>scene of Uzi and N getting onto a subway car
>scene of Uzi and N getting off the subway car into a different, much fancier subway station
>scene of Khan and Nori at their home, Khan brainstorming new types of doors, Nori drawing a human who looks suspiciously like V kneeling to her kemonomimisona and saying "NORI-DONO I KNEEL"
>they get a phone call
>Khan picks it up, and after a bit his eyes light up
>he tells Nori something, and she drops what she's doing and gets zoomies
...
>in what is a first grade classroom judging from the stuff on the walls confirming it as such, an orange eyed girl with hair like DB-era Bulma under her hardhat is up in front of the class, reading from a paper
>"'My Family', by Sintiya Doorman, age 7."
>smash cut to Uzi on the phone
>N is screaming internally next to her
>"So what if she drew me as a giant worm monster?! Is that a problem?!"
>she listens to whoever is on the other end
>"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought this was Outpost 3!"
No.357031
Anonymous
Replies:>>357034
Does anyone know how to drive a stick shift drone?
No.357032
Anonymous
Replies:>>357036
Image:177924899983.png(68kB, 1116x648)rrkn0ldqf42h1.png
>>357029
about as well as everything else there can: Not likely.
No.357033
Anonymous
Replies:>>357035
>>357000
>Unless one was (un)lucky enough to be one of Cyn's favorites, virtually every Disassembly Drones spent much of the Solver War locked into a mindless 'Murder Mode'
>This mode would usually only be temporarily toggled off at the discretion of Cyn's amusement (IE right before a planet is about to be shattered & eaten)
>For the Disassemblers in question these brief glimmers of lucidity felt like being trapped in a loop of disorienting nightmares (assuming their memory hasn't been totally corrupted yet)

>As the war (or rather organized human resistance) grounded down, Cyn eventually grew confident/bored enough to not care about re-enabling 'Murder Mode' and began leaning increasingly heavily on memory wipes & the whole "JCJenson" LARP to keep her pets in line
>This resulted in most Disassembly Drones operating in squads of a designated Leader, a designated Pilot, & a designated Spare Specialist
>In order to maintain the masquerade only squad leaders were ever allowed to either communicate with and/or receive communication from 'Middle Management'
No.357034
Anonymous
>>357031
Take the handle and tug with all your might until the drone starts.
No.357035
Anonymous
Image:177925145144.png(1.37MB, 1748x2480)ee82997af2c877820ec0c0ed1fa8655d.png
>>357033
>Golly I sure do like being a entertainer of children!
>Why do I feel hungry?
No.357036
Anonymous
>>357032
Nanotrasen's finest. Considering neither the company or the crew care about safety, Worker Drones would be a miracle. Just have the do all the suicidal jobs and they won't really care. Fueling the SM? Dealing with outbreaks? Get the WDs!
No.357039
Anonymous
Replies:>>357074
What does Vicious think of the TADC leaks?
No.357040
Anonymous
Replies:>>357044
>>357035
Where is it?
No.357041
Anonymous
>>357015
The worst part is there are Warhammer Funko pops
No.357042
Anonymous
>>357035
WD Molly! So precious!
No.357043
Anonymous
Replies:>>357045
Image:177925429761.png(883kB, 1000x1300)molly (original character) drawn by itanon - 560ebf9b116868580618e7d403a44245.png
>>357035
>this implies Molly had a squad
>a *full* squad, of which she was the dedicated specialist/gimmick(clown) and only one aware
>cue the world's most frustrated tard wrangler(leader) doing absolutely everything in her power to "make the clown CLOWN" as her subordinate refuses to do the ONE thing she was literally constructed to do
>the pilot's insistance that she's "avant garde" with her crying "routine" dosen't help either...
No.357044
Anonymous
Image:177925478108.jpg(142kB, 711x863)molly (original character) drawn by strawberryanon - ae5d1ca703d1a0212bc2edb3fd198f55.jpg
>>357040
Pre-Solver(she's craving a battery)
>inb4 Molly, not yet informed on the human diet, eats one on-air during a special
>a LIVE special
>cue rapidly written "robot anatomy" episode where Molly explains why you should emphatically Not Do That(and many other things) as the cast scrambles to provide object demonstrations(it's not deadly if it's one time, right?)
No.357045
Anonymous
>>357043
it's more like wrangling a creepy sadistic murder clown 70% of the time and playing therapist to a suicidal wreck the rest of the time
No.357046
Anonymous
Replies:>>357047
>>357045
But enough about V.
No.357047
Anonymous
Replies:>>357048
Video + 🎵:177925545978.mp4(970kB / 0:00:08 / h264+aac, 720x720)Spoiler video
>>357046
But if it's V (>>357045) then 90% of her problems can be fixed like this
No.357048
Anonymous
Replies:>>357049
>>357047
We've been through this every time you try to touch Molly inappropriately you end up with your hand in a mousetrap or something.
No.357049
Anonymous
Image:177925561715.png(1.16MB, 1920x1080)AltV.png
>>357048
That's why I'm talking about V, it takes a true hero to cream pie the clown
No.357050
Anonymous
>>356991
Alright, big man, I don't know how to say this so I'm just gonna say it. It turns out Beretta has to fight a manifestation of the Solver later in her life, and she needs a boyfriend strong enough to survive more than a second against it. So you're out on that front, too. It's gotta be P.
No.357051
Anonymous
>>357050
Nah I'd win.
No.357052
Anonymous
Replies:>>357088
Image:177925633722.png(218kB, 518x904)Shizo.png
>Anon have to come to terms they will never clang drones
Remember you should blame the demiurge for this
No.357053
Anonymous
Replies:>>357054
>>357045
>H-hey M could you stop doing balloon animals with that drones guts and go kill more?
>No no no thank you but no I don't meed any face "paint"! I JUST washed the blood off from last time!
>M FOR THE LOVE OF ROBOGOD DO YOUR JOB!
No.357054
Anonymous
>>357053
This was all Molly's subconscious fighting Solver programming with the one thing it could never disallow, silliness.
No.357055
Anonymous
Image:177925701300.jpg(334kB, 1048x1427)Screenshot_20260520_070048_ibisPaint X.jpg
I found this old post: >>293995
and been studying it to draw drones more on model. I noticed i drew limbs bit thicker and i still hate hands.
No.357056
Anonymous
Image:177925703044.jpg(75kB, 576x768)@fizziarts.jpg
No.357057
Anonymous
>>357055
>Pubic light visible
Uooohhhhhh.... Sweet Strawberry!

>>357056
>Cyn breaks into the male locker room to molest (you)
You cannot run, the only thing you can do is give consent so that she cannot rape you
No.357058
Anonymous
YOU HAVE ENTERED POWER DRIVE
No.357059
Anonymous
Replies:>>357060
Image:177925782254.png(718kB, 984x967)serial designation p (original character) - ec84c09fc99cf21b8f894e88e8057a80.png
>>357050
>implying P would fare better

Anon he's *an* N not *the* N: P loses to large moths and inconveniently brave regular (not "chosen one" regular, Thad-level) drones, much less real combatants. On the bright side that means we get to job the Berettabowl together...
>inb4 both Anon AND P killed/erased by Beretta's ridiculously dangerous lifestyle: ends up having to marry "incognito" instead
>now serve as ghost advisors/molestors of Chippa, as Emily and Rebecca were to Mac before her
No.357060
Anonymous
Replies:>>357062
>>357059
P is a total jabroni, but he'd be able to get his shit together if it was to protect Beretta.
Anon could only do something as such if there was somehow a suit of power armor or a mech.
No.357061
Anonymous
Replies:>>357063
Image:177925797522.jpg(258kB, 2179x1917)@Hawkinasock.jpg
No.357062
Anonymous
>>357060
>Anon could only do something as such if there was somehow a suit of power armor or a mech.
NTA but didn't that one Negev green with Anon confirm he's not really human but the green figure from the threads where he's basically a god?
No.357063
Anonymous
>>357061
Thyn was not a ship I'd considered...
No.357064
Anonymous
>>357000
>Even decades after the end of the Solver War, rumors of Van Helsing continued to spread
>Humans and drones alike knew the man who was the living embodiment the hatred
>Some spoke of him with admiration, recounting his great deeds for victory
>Others remembered him as a regime watchdog, dealing death to innocents at the behest of his masters
>Still others recounted in detail all the suffering they had to endure at his hands
>And a handful remembered him as a loyal comrade and a great warrior, alongside whom they were able to fight
>Meanwhile Buddy keeps looking for job, because in the grim darkness of drone future, there is still capitalism
No.357065
Anonymous
Image:177926141599.png(293kB, 2000x1758)this eyeball.png
>What do you mean you're gonna snitch on me that I comitted these murders?
>You know HIS parents won't believe you, right? He's their darling boy who did nothing wrong!
>Cause, you see? There's only ME here! I'm da big rat that makes all da ruulz!
>See this? This eyeball? You think you were the only human here? The only thing that remains of them is this eyeball after I threw them in the meat grinder.
>This is also what'll be left of you once I'm done with you.
Honestly I have no idea why I didn't make him do the sus face earlier.
No.357066
Anonymous
Soon
No.357067
Anonymous
jiss
No.357068
Anonymous
Image:177926167850.jpg(372kB, 3004x1501)@TheHollowKing2.jpg
No.357069
Anonymous
Replies:>>357070
tesser has been found dead in a glue trap
No.357070
Anonymous
>>357069
trap set up by chilean women
No.357071
Anonymous
Image:177926287674.png(139kB, 858x841)173480465722.png
You can eat off your drone boy. His pulsing core will keep your food warm, and you can lick him clean afterwards. Make sure to give him a piece of your dinner every time he makes sad puppy eyes at you.
No.357072
Anonymous
>>357071
No homo, only pure male friendship.
No.357073
Anonymous
>>357071
I'm going to lick and grope his flat smooth crotch untill he moans like the bottom boy he is
No.357074
Anonymous
>>357006
>>357039
Oh my god! Everyone losing their shit over nothing
No.357075
Anonymous
>>357055
pij spotted
No.357076
Anonymous
>>357071
hey vicious they made your dreams canon in the tadc finale
No.357077
Anonymous
Image:177926985488.png(83kB, 1138x774)2026-05-20_02-31.png
No.357078
Anonymous
Replies:>>357115
Image:177926992060.png(215kB, 681x836)2026-05-20_02-31_1.png
>>357077
so many things so little time
No.357079
Anonymous
>>357056
Cyn is in the backrooms! I repeat, Cyn is in the fuckin backrooms!!
No.357080
Anonymous
>>357055
Good work. Keep it up.
No.357081
Anonymous
Jane eats instant ramen uncooked.
No.357082
Anonymous
Replies:>>357250
Keeter is enjoying a rainy day
No.357083
Anonymous
Replies:>>357266
>THWIP!
>The monkey finds itself working away again
No.357084
Anonymous
Replies:>>357085
>SD-X looks at Anon with worry
>She can't see a monkey anywhere
>Anon might be going insane
>This is surely the fault of the indeedimensional shambler that is in the room with them
No.357085
Anonymous
>>357084
The monkey at the typewriter is real and there's more than one I tell you!
MORE THAN ONE!
No.357086
Anonymous
>>357085
>Digital tears roll down X's screen
>Her Anon has truly lost it
>But she will help him no matter what
>She's sure that Argathan clerics will know how to heal him
>But first she must get him there
>She must consult the local wise drone (boot loop crack addict) for advice
No.357087
Anonymous
Replies:>>357090
>N (Michael Kovach) likes dogs and is like a dog
>Jax (also Michael Kovach) becomes the other five's dog
What did Glitch mean by this?
No.357088
Anonymous
Replies:>>357089
>>357052
Clanging her while she quotes Gex.
No.357089
Anonymous
>>357088
Say geX?
No.357090
Anonymous
>>357087
White women.
No.357091
Anonymous
Image:177928727422.jpg(459kB, 1034x1172)4cbe45c52469e0f58d53eeb3d1fa9afb.jpg
Molly!
No.357092
Anonymous
>>357091
Our most trustiest of mules! No I'm not wrong, Molly you're helping with hostile environment mineral aqusition this week, get going
No.357093
Anonymous
Image:177928770798.jpg(70kB, 647x900)HIvqd07XEAAQzPg.jpeg
Topless Doll
No.357094
Anonymous
>>357093
>When you're shading a model and accidentally let the shade paint pool on details
No.357095
Anonymous
>>357091
Is mid.
No.357096
Anonymous
Replies:>>357097
>>357093
liberty men will lose all their sperm at the sight of this
No.357097
Anonymous
>>357096
>t. Istanbul grunt
No.357098
Anonymous
Replies:>>357099
>>357093
can't believe nobody ever storytimes issue 3 here
No.357099
Anonymous
>>357098
Do you want a storytime?
No.357100
Anonymous
>>357099
I've got other ways I can read it I just think it'd be fun and maybe stir up some conversation
No.357101
Anonymous
Image:177929179347.jpg(449kB, 1080x1040)Screenshot_20260520_104302_Gallery.jpg
>>357099
>Do I long to mock its retardation
>Do I crave official art like Uzi craves cock

Of course we want storytime. Why do you think I'm posting random bullshit I've grabbed off twitter?
No.357102
Anonymous
Image:177929198606.png(867kB, 1239x1281)doll (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - ed9826810c13e15babbe3b398983dae9.png
>>357093
>the comic actually did something with Doll's eyepatch

Finally: a GOOD change
No.357103
Anonymous
>>357101
that's official art? what a joke, most of the artists here could do better line work in like ten minutes
No.357104
Anonymous
Image:177929253196.png(17kB, 768x1024)louisa elliot and james elliot (murder drones) drawn by anonymous_artist - 4ab07edd852f9ff100e0451b77d7a1ab.png
>>357103
It's fine. Ignore the Tessa(please ignore the Tessa holy fucking shit)
No.357105
Anonymous
Replies:>>357278
Image:177929269325.jpg(32kB, 353x484)HHFfYdQawAAtw83.jpeg
>>357103
>red Lizzy moment
No.357106
Anonymous
Replies:>>357109
Lizzy molests N when nobody is watching
No.357107
Anonymous
Image:177929305710.png(596kB, 1465x1510)26a939cee7e13ad4c12c62a319ea9119.png
Here's a green based on picrel which I wanted to make into a proper green but only got around to doing so.

>A Sentinel managed to get inside the bunker.
>You thought all of them got destroyed in the lab when the AS tried to consume the planet besides Sparky, V’s pet Sentinel. The Labs and a quarter of the planet were destroyed so there shouldn’t be any wandering around.
>You, along with the WDF, were going to take care of it which you don’t have high hopes for knowing how cowardly Worker Drones are.
>You’re hoping that by you being human it would hesitate, giving you enough time to blast it full of pellets with this shotgun you found laying about.
>It’s wandering through the hallways, bootlooping and tearing through any unlucky drone. You don’t know if Uzi, N or V are dealing with it. You hope they are. You just hope Beretta is safe at home so that in the possibility you died, you at least died protecting someone and doing something right for once in your life.
>As you walk around through the bunker in a hurry to find the Sentinel, you can hear gunshots and explosions from the school gym for a moment. As you enter, shotgun in hand, you notice the Sentinel standing over N’s motionless body. In a single motion it bites down on him with its jaws and starts thrashing him with such force that it rips him in half.
>”HEY! DINO FUCK!” You yell out which causes it to drop N’s torse and look at you with a curious gaze. Now’s your chance. You pump the shotgun and blast away. You hear the distinct sound of ricochets and the Sentinel looks unphased.
>What?
>You fire again to the same result. Were they made to be bulletproof too? You keep firing at it until the shotgun is dry. It’s plating is slightly damaged and one of its forward flashers is cracked but other than that it looks fine.
>Why the hell did it shrug off buckshot? You did load buckshot from that unlabeled box you found in a hurry…right? You take one of the shells from the ground and look at it. It looks red like it’s your typical shotgun shell. Except…
>[12 Gauge Birdshot]
>Oh. You shot it with the metal equivalent of an airsoft gun. It screeches at you as it charges. Just as you’re still deciding whether or not to run it gets seized in the air by a purple Solver symbol. You look to the side and see Uzi standing next to you, hand extended with the Solver symbol on it.
>With a flick of the hand, she slams it against the floor, and it shatters into pieces. She gives you an angry glance, and you glare back at her. Despite your relationship between her and you improving thanks to N’s insistence, it’s more along the lines of “I won’t hurt you because it would destroy my family.”
>N’s coughing catches your attention away from your staring contest. “N!” Uzi yells out as she runs over to him with you right behind her. She crouches down and cradles N’s barely functional half in her arms as he wheezes in pain. “Uzi…” He calls out with a glitchy voice then turns his head towards you. “Heya, Anon…So glad to see you here, buddy….both of you.”
>”N, you dummy! Why did you go fight it alone…” Uzi mumbles through her sobs and N chuckles. “What a pickle I got myself in, huh?” You crouch down next to them and just stare in silence, unsure if you should say something or just leave. “Uzi…It got me good. I don’t think I can---”
>”NO! You’re not dying!” With her other free hand while supporting N with the other, she aims at him and the Solver symbol appears. You can hear her grunt as she concentrates but doesn’t seem to be doing anything.
>”Uzi, why is he not regenerating?” You ask and Uzi looks at you with a tearful expression. “I don’t know! I don’t know…” She looks down at N as she keeps sobbing. “Please don’t die! You’re a Disassembler, for Robo-God’s sake!”
>”Uzi…It damaged my core. I’m not gonna make it.” N says with a pained tone. Uzi looks horrified as she shakes him in desperation. “No! You can’t die! Please!”
>”Uzi, can’t you fix him with your powers?” She shakes her head as she looks devastated. “I can’t…” Can’t? What does she mean? “But aren’t you his administrator? Can’t you use your edit powers on him?!” You point at N to get the point across. “It doesn’t work that way, Anom. I cannot interact with anything carrying the Solver program…”
>”Hey, Anon…” He calls out to you. “Could you come closer?” You shimmy up closer to the two. “Yes?” He coughs up oil as his lights start dimming. “Anon, you’re my closest friend. One of the best even…” He shakily holds out his hand towards you. “Promise me you’ll look after Uzi and Beretta for me. Bro’s promise…” He clutches his hand into a fist. You instinctively know what to do and the two of you bump fists.
>At that moment, his arm goes limp as it clatters on the wooden floor. You look at his face and see [FATAL ERROR] written on the visor. A dark orb with a yellow outline suddenly comes out of his chest, leaving a hole. Both you and Uzi look at it with horrified expressions as it raises into the air and in the blink of an eye it just…fizzles out.
No.357108
Anonymous
>>357101
Give me a min to pull off the art of the new issue, but I think I do have issue 3 screenshotted (The fucking page doesnt let me download the new issues)
No.357109
Anonymous
Image:177929375689.png(8.08MB, 3400x3800)serial designation n and lizzy (murder drones) - 26112de87294b654844400a798d9f993.png
>>357106
>has to get him "into character" first
>cue oil spills, lazer pointers, screaming, anything to trigger his "prey drive"
>N, meanwhile, is entirely unaware there's anything sexual in their interactions
>just that he gets really, really hungry around Uzi's squeaky-toy friend...
No.357110
Anonymous
Replies:>>357111
Image:177929466977.jpg(1.92MB, 3816x5868)index-1_1.jpg
STORYTIME

(Will bring the new comic too)
No.357111
Anonymous
Replies:>>357112
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>>357110
No.357112
Anonymous
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>>357111
No.357113
Anonymous
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>>357112
No.357114
Anonymous
Replies:>>357116
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>>357113
No.357115
Anonymous
>>357077
>>357078
Looking good.
No.357116
Anonymous
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>>357114
No.357117
Anonymous
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>>357116
No.357118
Anonymous
Replies:>>357119
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>>357117
No.357119
Anonymous
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>>357118
No.357120
Anonymous
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>>357119
No.357121
Anonymous
Replies:>>357123
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>>357120
No.357122
Anonymous
Image:177929496277.jpg(28kB, 447x67)Screenshot_20260520_113547_Chrome.jpg
>>357112
Off to a fantastic start
No.357123
Anonymous
Replies:>>357124
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>>357121
No.357124
Anonymous
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>>357123
No.357125
Anonymous
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>>357124
No.357126
Anonymous
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>>357125
No.357127
Anonymous
Image:177929518104.jpg(206kB, 669x632)Screenshot_20260520_113903_Chrome.jpg
>>357120
>new Soyzi drop
No.357128
Anonymous
Replies:>>357129
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>>357126
No.357129
Anonymous
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>>357128
No.357130
Anonymous
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>>357129
No.357131
Anonymous
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>>357130
No.357132
Anonymous
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>>357131
No.357133
Anonymous
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>>357132
No.357134
Anonymous
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>>357133
No.357135
Anonymous
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>>357134
No.357136
Anonymous
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>>357135
No.357137
Anonymous
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>>357136
No.357138
Anonymous
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>>357137
No.357139
Anonymous
Replies:>>357140
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>>357138
No.357140
Anonymous
Image:177929557089.jpg(1.35MB, 3816x5868)index-28_1.jpg
>>357139
And thats Issue 3.

Home will come soon, need a shot of Bourbon and convert the files
No.357141
Anonymous
>>357107
good green
No.357142
Anonymous
Replies:>>357278
Image:177929592605.png(230kB, 1820x1028)teacher (murder drones) drawn by mercurialmorose - b5be3baa37d88aa84ed9163828ff19d2.png
>>357113
>red Lizzy real
>red Teacher real

The fuck? Why? It's not like they don't know about their fuckup: they got the eyelights right before!
No.357143
Anonymous
Replies:>>357146
>>357130
>Emily not even decapitated
they fuck up every little thing don't they
No.357146
Anonymous
>>357143
>No text on the guide
>No metaphorphosis-flesh in the cabin
>Keybug clearly color-changes between pages
>Braiden never seen killed
>BRAIDEN NEVER SEEN ON FIRE

It's seems downright personal
No.357147
Anonymous
Image:177929726747.png(899kB, 3504x1888)serial designation v (murder drones) drawn by w-anon - d95b87f05349fefde44d4d4caacd457f.png
>>357107
>sentinel "somehow" got inside
>"somehow" made it to the bunker in the first place, crossing dozens of miles to do so
>randomly
>accident of fate
>ignore the guilty looking dino tamer in the corner...
No.357148
Anonymous
I will sex a sentinel dino
No.357149
Anonymous
Image:177929795139.png(129kB, 2000x1115)lizzy (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by crystal_kingdom_(artist) - 1d29dd645fcb4452d18811e88e070cdf.png
>>357148
We know Lizzy(V will watch)
No.357150
Anonymous
Replies:>>357201
>>357107
So, does Uzi just not know how to respawn DDs and N doesn't remember all the times he died?
No.357151
Anonymous
Hypothetically what content would you like to be drawn?
No.357152
Anonymous
>>357148
actually what ever happened to that green about Lizzy getting gangbanged by the dinos?
No.357153
Anonymous
Image:177929842969.jpg(2.32MB, 3816x5868)index-1_1.jpg
Second storytime
No.357154
Anonymous
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>>357153
No.357155
Anonymous
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>>357154
No.357156
Anonymous
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>>357155
No.357157
Anonymous
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>>357156
No.357158
Anonymous
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>>357157
No.357159
Anonymous
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>>357158
No.357160
Anonymous
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>>357159
No.357161
Anonymous
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>>357160
No.357162
Anonymous
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>>357161
No.357163
Anonymous
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>>357162
No.357164
Anonymous
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>>357163
No.357165
Anonymous
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>>357164
No.357166
Anonymous
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>>357165
No.357167
Anonymous
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>>357166
No.357168
Anonymous
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>>357167
No.357169
Anonymous
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>>357168
No.357170
Anonymous
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>>357169
No.357171
Anonymous
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>>357170
No.357172
Anonymous
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>>357171
No.357173
Anonymous
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>>357172
No.357174
Anonymous
No.357175
Anonymous
Replies:>>357180
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>>357173
No.357176
Anonymous
No.357177
Anonymous
Replies:>>357202
>>357151
Strawberry dead in a glue trap
No.357178
Anonymous
Replies:>>357193
Image:177929971171.jpg(557kB, 1043x1642)Screenshot_20260520_125457_Chrome.jpg
>>357152
Sadly abandoned: Lizzy's as disappointed as you are
>inb4 V visits pre-coitus
>sees danger
>deploys dino-destruction: all 3 driven out of the house, bunker, and city
>Lizzy just subject to the clamjam of the century
>wildly angry
>unwilling to admit why
>cue two months of "I'm not mad" and passive aggression at the vampire and her "sharing skills"
No.357179
Anonymous
Would you a femboy tessa?
No.357180
Anonymous
Replies:>>357181
Image:177929973754.jpg(2.46MB, 3816x5868)index-23_1.jpg
>>357175
No.357181
Anonymous
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>>357180
No.357182
Anonymous
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>>357181
No.357183
Anonymous
Replies:>>357184
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>>357182
No.357184
Anonymous
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>>357183
No.357185
Anonymous
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>>357184
No.357186
Anonymous
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>>357185
No.357187
Anonymous
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>>357186
No.357188
Anonymous
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>>357187
No.357189
Anonymous
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>>357188
No.357190
Anonymous
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>>357189
No.357191
Anonymous
Replies:>>357215
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>>357190
And that's it, now we wait another month of disaster
No.357192
Anonymous
Replies:>>357199
Human kissu
No.357193
Anonymous
Replies:>>357266
>>357178
>One less spiteposter
Good riddance.
No.357194
Anonymous
>>357153
This is better than the other issues but it’s not to the standards of a comercial product. We got some good maid V and J art though and the artist seems to be getting better at drawing drones.
No.357195
Anonymous
Image:177930032309.jpg(39kB, 718x493)fca3a840e94939cea9cc3962e3bffc55.jpg
>>357182
>Doll inexplicably less clothed every issue

She truly has become V
No.357196
Anonymous
>>357190
>solver bullet redirect is yellow instead of red
No.357197
Anonymous
>>357163
Cyn looks like a potato
No.357198
Anonymous
Replies:>>357271
Image:177930064807.png(32kB, 92x163)HIwqLqZXwAE9Jnf.png
>>357197
Yes(affectionate)
No.357199
Anonymous
Image:177930078972.png(201kB, 1313x978)EmilyAndAnon.png
>>357192
No.357200
Anonymous
>The comics
Man... I feel so sorry for everyone who bought this... I hope the covers at least look good on a bookshelf so that they can get some use out of this
No.357201
Anonymous
>>357150
Well the green is from 2023 so I'm basing it off from that time.
No.357202
Anonymous
Image:177930218069.png(140kB, 529x452)Untitled91_20260520193318.png
>>357055
Colored version.
>>357177
Glue traps for are for mices like Jane
No.357203
Anonymous
Image:177930220613.jpg(548kB, 917x944)Screenshot_20260520_133331_Chrome.jpg
>>357187
>the mysteriously materializing Jersey

This had to be intentional right? You can't accidentally draw a shirt on her for one panel when you've spent literally every other page establishing Doll as being in a tank top, right?
No.357204
Anonymous
Image:177930232653.gif(2.22MB, 498x333)1664643376072949.gif
I wonder if Glitch has done ANY QA reading of these comics before they got published. Holy shit is this horrid.
No.357205
Anonymous
>>357151
Strawberry shopping for wonderbread
No.357206
Anonymous
No.357207
Anonymous
Image:177930308315.png(1.28MB, 1825x2818)huntress (original character) drawn by phoenixanon - 971c250f9b85eaa7946506a34b7dde6b.png
>>357151
Huntress and spawnlet(affection optional)
No.357208
Anonymous
Replies:>>357212
Guys. What if Liam wrote TADC and Goose wrote MD?
No.357209
Anonymous
>>357151
Jenna and Mac asleep in each other's arms after their first immoral makeout session
No.357210
Anonymous
Replies:>>357211
>>357151
Beretta cosplaying as Darth Talon
No.357211
Anonymous
>>357210 (me)
>>357151
Alternatively, cosplaying as Ms. Marvel (Carol Danvers the angry alcoholic fuckup-Ms. Marvel, not Fingoria-Ms. Marvel) or Power Girl
No.357212
Anonymous
>>357208
>Liam imagines a half-abstracted Ragatha (with sharp teeth and tendrils coming off her back, of course) and angles all of TADC toward making that design happen
No.357213
Anonymous
Image:177930365155.png(56kB, 1249x1181)scarycute.png
My wife
No.357214
Anonymous
>>357152
We should make a green about YOU getting raped.
No.357215
Anonymous
>>357191
holy shit the art in this one is so bad. I thought it was bad before but this is just plain sloppy work. they fuck up Tessa's hair every other panel and there are multiple times where I wouldn't know what was supposed to be happening if I hadn't already watched the show
No.357216
Anonymous
Replies:>>357217
>>357213
Your wife tried to RAPE ME
No.357217
Anonymous
>>357216
I don't buy it. She can only rape me.
No.357218
Anonymous
Replies:>>357219
>>357213
Vife you mean
No.357219
Anonymous
Image:177930412891.png(25kB, 1091x955)vretty.png
>>357218
Yes ...
No.357220
Anonymous
Replies:>>357259
I have a MIGHTY NEED! for prom dress plus glasses V
No.357221
Anonymous
Image:177930433400.png(379kB, 778x800)176150071747.png
Mylo
My lo
My lover
Whip that fucking massive clock out now!
No.357222
Anonymous
Replies:>>357226
Image:177930438689.png(183kB, 1450x1300)1778317748392211.png
You put that keyboard away now.
No.357223
Anonymous
Replies:>>357225
>>357221
Mylo, inheritor of the Flavor Flav chain.
No.357224
Anonymous
>>357212
>because Ragatha gets pulled back from the brink she just looks like that now forever
>she doesn't mind
>tendrils are surprisingly convenient
No.357225
Anonymous
>>357223
>It's so heavy he keeps falling whenever it's put on
No.357226
Anonymous
Replies:>>357290
>>357222
Was this made by Merc?
No.357227
Anonymous
>>357167
How are those chains even holding him in place?
No.357228
Anonymous
Replies:>>357230
Image:177930515732.png(317kB, 1436x1788)lily (original character) drawn by 7sinnerz - a13a2a8e8dde840a415e60db1fed9800.png
>>357213
>that belly

Vregnancy?
No.357229
Anonymous
Replies:>>357291
Image:177930530706.png(174kB, 763x588)Yadapter.png
>No Y to cheer me up after a rough day
>I will not get sent to dream land by chimera express (Blood loss and clanging)
>I will not be woken up in the middle of the night by Y asking me to go out and buy her more beer
No.357230
Anonymous
>>357228
That's not a belly but she will be pregnant soon, anon.
No.357231
Anonymous
Replies:>>357232
>>357212
What about Goose?
No.357232
Anonymous
Replies:>>357233
>>357231
N achieves his dream of becoming a dog
No.357233
Anonymous
>>357232
He is a dog. Mentally at least
No.357234
Anonymous
Replies:>>357292
Was reading something about a child who was kept nonverbal and confined to a straight jacket for all her life and there are a lot of odd similarities between her weird mannerisms and Cyn, wondering if Liam took inspiration from the case. Her name was Genie Wiley.
No.357235
Anonymous
Image:177930590828.jpg(360kB, 1034x504)Screenshot_20260520_143718_Chrome.jpg
>>357173
Fuck this shouldn't be what frustrates me, but this room is the size of a house
No.357236
Anonymous
Replies:>>357242
>Tessa finds AM building an homemade AK-14, nail bomb and a demon core.
“Awww, Little Ammy being a scientist.”
No.357237
Anonymous
Image:177930605388.gif(71kB, 220x165)1779244544705311.gif
No.357238
Anonymous
>>357237
Wrong chan?
No.357239
Anonymous
My cock throbs for V.
No.357240
Anonymous
Image:177930648828.jpg(394kB, 2048x2048)CrEepy_Cone1000.jpg
No.357241
Anonymous
Replies:>>357268
Image:177930663835.jpg(534kB, 1624x1813)177929984418.jpg
>>357187
cute
No.357242
Anonymous
Image:177930669683.jpg(126kB, 597x704)am (original character and 1 more) drawn by strawberryanon - e47b114895063abd1fb357680764e0b4.jpg
>>357236
>he's trying to make a hedge trimmer
>it's his third attempt today
>he's crying
No.357243
Anonymous
Replies:>>357245
>>357237
You will not be missed.
No.357244
Anonymous
Replies:>>357246
Image:177930690067.jpg(30kB, 400x400)1501466822470.jpg
>>357242
A big pair of hedge clippers would be better, buddy. You can cut off people's prolapses with them.
No.357245
Anonymous
Image:177930710447.png(2.12MB, 3000x4000)175055624491.png
>>357243
NTA but neither would (you). Such is the double-edged sword of anonymity.
No.357246
Anonymous
Replies:>>357248
>>357244
>'Chris says awful things' Episode 204.
How did this potato child get away with it
No.357247
Anonymous
Image:177930733878.jpg(288kB, 1000x1000)doll, lizzy, and mike (original character and 1 more) drawn by privatedust - 362372db72e0fe4806157f74d917b384.jpg
>>357237
>Anon finishing inside his 15th drone of the week
>it was fun at first, but now it's a frustrating obligation
>thank-fuck their boss limited access to him...
No.357248
Anonymous
>>357246
Chris getting away with it is essential to the schemes of Joshua Tomar of the Tomar Clan.
No.357249
Anonymous
Image:177930773672.jpg(228kB, 826x536)Screenshot_20260520_150821_Chrome.jpg
>>357189
New V dress dropped
No.357250
Anonymous
>>357082
>Uzi inadvertently causes extreme global climate change across Copper-9 after trying to fix some of the core collapse damage
>Instead of toxic death storms there's now torrential rain storms (this kills unprepared drones caught within)
>Akita is the only one allowed surface side when the rain starts falling
No.357251
Anonymous
>>357249
Is it too much to hope the gook responsible for this slopjob gets blackballed for it?
No.357252
Anonymous
>>357249
goddamn that chainsaw arm looks like ass. stubby and ugly and just overall bad
No.357253
Anonymous
>>357250
>Uzi keeps fucking up and making the planet human-habitable again
>This is really good news for her chud daughter she hates, though
No.357254
Anonymous
Image:177930845982.png(1.14MB, 805x850)colt doorman (murder drones) drawn by lilblucat - ca71b2481de6944fc84209d717085a05.png
>>357250
>Uzi takes away Colt's literal sole hobby
>on accident
>Akita still benefits

Kek
No.357255
Anonymous
Replies:>>357269
>>357242
I need to
No.357257
Anonymous
>>357249
>>357252
Looks ai generated kek
No.357258
Anonymous
Replies:>>357262
Image:177930880415.jpg(37kB, 211x329)1766172969752858.jpg
What's his endgame?
No.357259
Anonymous
Image:177930881477.png(55kB, 1081x1331)preciousv.png
>>357220
No.357260
Anonymous
Image:177930882154.jpg(220kB, 1346x816)PlantVatter.jpg
>>357249
>>357252
V and her emotional support cactus
No.357261
Anonymous
>>357259
>the tiny heart

peak
No.357262
Anonymous
>>357258
Make Beretta great again
No.357263
Anonymous
>>357259
Amazing.
No.357264
Anonymous
Replies:>>357265
Do NOT make fun of V's chainsaw coming out bent. She's very sensitive about it and will kill you.
No.357265
Anonymous
Image:177930924364.jpg(570kB, 797x1041)Screenshot_20260520_153343_Chrome.jpg
>>357264
So she's fine with it being round and green?
No.357266
Anonymous
Image:177930925699.png(257kB, 1000x934)HUH WUH.png
>>357083
>>357085
>>357193
>>357237
No.357267
Anonymous
Image:177930933278.jpg(257kB, 1448x2048)20260520_213409.jpg
No.357268
Anonymous
>>357241
Reminds me of a short video clip of a woman having their pet bat fly into their face
Doesn't bounce off or anything, just SPLAT 'this is my spot now'
No.357269
Anonymous
>>357255
help the poor old man?
No.357270
Anonymous
Replies:>>357272
>>357267
this looks like a combination of Pidge's and Fiend's style
No.357271
Anonymous
Replies:>>357274
>>357197
>>357198
all the 'vore glados' jokes are coming full circle
No.357272
Anonymous
Replies:>>357273
>>357267
>Dyke gets dicked
Neato!

>>357270
>Nuke self inserted so hard she get's called by her drone name now
No.357273
Anonymous
Image:177930986748.png(56kB, 146x180)blankstaredoll.png
>>357272
my bad i just woke up
No.357274
Anonymous
>>357271
>jokes
???
No.357275
Anonymous
>>357267
>Turning blue
Concerning.
No.357276
Anonymous
>>357202
>Pre-infection Berry on a normal day
>She's a robot! What's the point of pants?
>Takes up "clothes" post-infection as a way of asserting her identity
No.357277
Anonymous
Image:177931066903.png(16kB, 169x160)PIDGEFUCKED.png
>>357275
Pidge traded her gradient hair for gradient eyes?
No.357278
Anonymous
Image:177931091534.png(11.06MB, 3334x4961)doll and lizzy (murder drones) drawn by refresko - f0393e73f9fe27945dba212f90000dfc.png
>>357105
>>357142
>>357136
You know "bright red Lizzy" could have been an interesting change if they'd followed through on it: have Doll be her admin
>explains Doll's keybug awareness(she's spying)
>establishes how close they were
>foreshadows possession
>foreshadows Cyn
>makes Doll out to be an intelligent, calculating threat(as opposed to the bit player they're having her as)

Still worse than the regular show, but could have been interesting in its own right. Better than just leaving Doll out of the issue entirely at least.
No.357279
Anonymous
Replies:>>357280
Image:177931112572.png(313kB, 945x842)uzi doorman, serial designation n, and nori doorman (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - 15fd6dc3bd21082cf2e2cc58ba84c2a5.png
>>357275
>Sexually Transmitted Sentinelfication: the truth behind the Reclaimer program
No.357280
Anonymous
No.357281
Anonymous
Image:177931202732.png(207kB, 1022x580)Screenshot 2026-05-20 141027.png
Alright: I guess im hosting the next drawpile this time around, ill let this one run on through the weekend
General rules apply:
>No drama shit
>Dont draw over other/fuck with others art (unless your doing a collab or something like that
>Dont be "wierd" (dont feel like elaborating, just don't make others uncomfortable ok?)
-Some Corru is allowed*
*But, you must draw more drone then corru, or else im kicking your ass
This is a rule mainly aimed a Amyanon so he dosent scurry into the corner and fill it with gaks

Link: https://magma.com/d/9a42jHLbKc
If i fuck anything up with the hosting, lmk. this is my first time doing one of these. lol
feel free to poke the /co/ dudes about it but I aint going over there
No.357282
Anonymous
>>357281
Based Saloanon enforcing the drone tax
No.357283
Anonymous
Replies:>>357284
Image:177931304430.png(181kB, 619x518)Screenshot 2026-05-20 143708.png
>>357281
fuk
No.357284
Anonymous
Replies:>>357286
>>357283
Salonanon cannot count
The counting region of his brain was removed to make space for more of the funny flashing CYMK visual novel
No.357285
Anonymous
>>357107
N died and oh well, not the first time, as they say, now we can go eat.
No.357286
Anonymous
Image:177931429888.jpg(48kB, 611x680)GxWr7oJbkAAE9Yd.jfif
>>357284
We must provide him with a drone that could take care of that for him then
No.357287
Anonymous
>>357151
Sentinel drones, so I'm trying to do it myself.
No.357288
Anonymous
>>357213
You're just fuckable meat to her, anon.
No.357289
Anonymous
>>357221
You're violating your restraining order again, aren't you
No.357290
Anonymous
>>357226
NTA, but yes.
No.357291
Anonymous
Replies:>>357369
>>357229
Why would you agree to be a slave to a Teutonic whore? You're a man, so get your balls out and order HER to buy you a beer!
No.357292
Anonymous
>>357234
Cyn has a pretty typical psychopath archetype, which can be seen in Liam's previous work, although that may be a bit of an aside.
No.357293
Anonymous
>>357267
The bitch should be grateful that such a drone paid attention to her.
No.357294
Anonymous
Replies:>>357295
Image:177931577001.png(402kB, 2580x1436)Spino_Sentinel_WIP.png
And now for the king of the underground city.
Fun fact: there are two mature Spino Sentinels at any time in the city. They just live in two distant corners of the chamber and practically never interact. They reproduce asexually, alwasy making one larva that will remain "sterile" until the original parent dies. If one of the Spinos die for whatever reason, the other Spino will birth twin larvae, that will take over the dead Spino's territory once they both mature.
And yeah, they pretty much feed exclusevly on the Assassin Sentinels since there's just no other large sized prey in the city to sustain them. Well, them and another unnamed machine animal, but that one will remain a mystery for the time being (read: until I can come up with a design)
No.357295
Anonymous
>>357294
This dinosaur is a fucking cool. Will it serve me, a human, like the little sentinel dinosaurs?
No.357296
Anonymous
>>357295
>Sentinel dinosaur maid and butlers
No.357297
Anonymous
Replies:>>357300
Image:177931641015.jpg(156kB, 1078x604)Screenshot_20260520_173250_YouTube.jpg
>>357295
NTA, butI'd assume EXACTLY like they do(i.e. death unless you've got their command codes)
No.357298
Anonymous
Replies:>>357304
Image:177931863632.jpg(52kB, 700x600)4stupid0fox5.jpg
No.357299
Anonymous
Image:177931886098.png(637kB, 1244x977)Screenshot (4).png
Have a hunch this summer is gona boil me
No.357300
Anonymous
Replies:>>357303
>>357297
They might have been jumping Mitchell for impersonating a superior.
It makes no sense to have your anti-drone units be anti-human as well, especially when they obey commands from humans that aren't human anyway and then freak out when they contradict themselves.
No.357301
Anonymous
J vs Cyn animation
https://x.com/rayframe3d/status/2057135457528394077

Manor drones vs punching bag animation
https://x.com/GBern69/status/2057176445777285328
No.357302
Anonymous
Replies:>>357305
No.357303
Anonymous
>>357300
They just wanted pets.
No.357304
Anonymous
No.357305
Anonymous
>>357299
> Avre with a touch of chub
And nice corkscrew heatsink
Give that girl some coolant

>>357302
Yes!
No.357306
Anonymous
>>357152
Maybe next thread
No.357307
Anonymous
>>357299
Awwwww
No.357308
Anonymous
Replies:>>357309
>>357281
Much better than Berry's drawpiles already!
No.357309
Anonymous
Replies:>>357310
Image:177932507806.png(2.74MB, 1920x1080)wastrels.png
>>357308
not trying to take his spotlight when it comes to hosting drawpiles, just thought it was a good time to get it a try one myself
No.357310
Anonymous
>>357309
Anon, this is just a dramafager.
No.357311
Anonymous
Replies:>>357318
Image:177932905622.png(555kB, 2067x2584)172850942111.png
>ywn crawl into your giant wife's servos and lovingly oil them as she shivers and moans
No.357312
Anonymous
Image:177932910273.png(227kB, 917x494)2026-05-20_18-54.png
rawpile keeter
No.357313
Anonymous
No.357314
Anonymous
>>357312
>smugly waving her smelly keetoes in your face to enthrall you with her pheromones
No.357315
Anonymous
>>357312
I'd like to fuck her raw alright
No.357316
Anonymous
Assneth
No.357317
Anonymous
Replies:>>357320
>>357316
Is pointless.
No.357318
Anonymous
>>357311
Damn, this is dangerous. I'll have to ask her to restrain herself so she doesn't accidentally hurt me.
No.357319
Anonymous
>>357312
gawdam
No.357320
Anonymous
>>357317
I hate to agree with you but she's never gotten a story beyond her initial background and maybe a blurb here or there
No.357321
Anonymous
>>357320
The Assbath bullying shall continue until morale improves.
No.357322
Anonymous
>>357320
She's cute, and that's enough for me.
No.357323
Anonymous
Image:177932979606.jpg(81kB, 800x534)75704012.jpg
>>357312
Lav's horny levels have been slowly but steadily increasing
No.357324
Anonymous
Image:177932979677.png(49kB, 359x301)Who's That Girl What's Her Name Is She Cool Is She Lame.png
>>357316
She doesn't have a mouth, so why do I want to kiss her anyway?
No.357325
Anonymous
Replies:>>357326
Drawpiles always make me a bit jealous that I chose writing.
No.357326
Anonymous
>>357325
What's stopping you from learning how to draw? Plenty of drawfags can write just as well as most writefags.
No.357327
Anonymous
Replies:>>357328
>Drawpile
>While i was asleep
Is it over?
No.357328
Anonymous
Replies:>>357329
Image:177933232305.png(72kB, 234x310)ohfuckhelpme.png
>>357327
Ill have it going all weekend, or untill it fills entirely, whatever happens first
No.357329
Anonymous
>>357328
iirc earlier drawpile hosts said there can be multiple pages
No.357330
Anonymous
Image:177933339410.jpg(382kB, 1920x1180)HIz6u5uWAAAeNKw.jpg
No.357331
Anonymous
Image:177933393032.png(272kB, 709x869)Spoiler image
pupzi.....
No.357332
Anonymous
No.357333
Anonymous
Replies:>>357334
>>357331
Slander, that is clearly Nori.
No.357334
Not Nori
>>357333
BITE ME! NORI IS NOT A PUPPY! SHE IS A MAJESTIC WOLF!
No.357335
Anonymous
Replies:>>357337
>>357331
Me holding the leash offscreen.
No.357336
Anonymous
No.357337
Anonymous
>>357335
Funny you mention that, there is someone holding the leash if you check the drawpile.
No.357338
Anonymous
>>357331
I'm shocked that Uzi is acting so well behaved. I guess she had all that spoiled small dog energy exercised after being propery 'corrected'

Excellent work based drawfren!
No.357339
Anonymous
Replies:>>357341
>>357331
rolled up newspaper GO
No.357340
Anonymous
>>357312
>Akita hits you with a sexy side-eye
>She uses ALL of her eyes
I love the keeter creature
No.357341
Anonymous
>>357339
AIEEEEE
No.357342
Anonymous
Replies:>>357345
I accept Abby as my Lady and Savior
No.357343
Anonymous
Image:177933716853.png(227kB, 363x427)1596644306550.png
>>357312
No.357344
Anonymous
Replies:>>357353
Image:177933757377.jpg(60kB, 299x661)Screenshot_20260521_052545_Chrome.jpg
Drawpile sloppa of today
No.357345
Anonymous
Replies:>>357372
Image:177933794753.png(997kB, 2320x1780)173449698910.png
>>357342
Amen.
No.357346
Anonymous
Replies:>>357347
Kissing Pidge on the cheek even if she doesn't want it
No.357347
Anonymous
Replies:>>357349
>>357346
please refrain from molesting the drones
No.357348
Anonymous
Kissing J on the (butt)cheek. This pleases the J.
No.357349
Anonymous
No.357350
Anonymous
Replies:>>357359
We lost BFGAnon.
No.357351
Anonymous
Check behind the couch.
No.357352
Anonymous
He's too big to fit behind the couch. Try behind the bookshelf.
No.357353
Anonymous
>>357344
Everyone is so mean 2 me
No.357354
Anonymous
Replies:>>357355
Akita slipping trace amounts of oil into her food in the hopes that she can build up a tolerance and start drinking oil.
No.357355
Anonymous
>>357354
Anon slipping trace amounts of Akita into the oil supply to see what weird shit happens.
No.357356
Anonymous
We've reached the image limit for the thread. Please imagine Mylo searching for his glasses and accidentally latching onto (you).
No.357357
Anonymous
I can’t believe that instead of dying at Jane’s hand, Abby got sucked into the Amazing Digital circus and turned into a fat assed Jester girl
No.357358
Anonymous
I can't believe instead of dying at Abby's hand Jane got assassinated by a fat assed catgirl in yellow armor muttering something about saving the world.
No.357359
Anonymous
No.357360
Anonymous
Replies:>>357361
I can't believe Jane got mindbroken so hard she's now a dog existing in a state of Eternal Petplay Purgatory
No.357361
Anonymous
>>357360
>Tomoe
No.357362
Anonymous
Joshua Tomoe
No.357363
Anonymous
>>357362
>"Hey Janer, I brought you some FUCKING FOOD!"
>spikes a can of spaghetti at her head
No.357364
Anonymous
>your drone has applied a bunch of GREEN’D decals to her chassis
>iridescent green four leaf clovers and greentext marks stamped haphazardly across her plastic skin
>she’s been reading *those* hentais again
>you sigh as you move to get the isopropyl alcohol
No.357365
Anonymous
>>357362
Tomoe's scheming against his own community is the sort of depraved thing Tomar would do.
No.357366
Anonymous
>The maximum file response limit has been reached for this thread
Pain...
No.357367
Anonymous
Murder Janes
No.357368
Anonymous
>>357299
CUTE! CUTE!
No.357369
Anonymous
>>357291
Y is not a whore! And she's very pretty and nice and deserves pampering
No.357370
Anonymous
Glitch shows going forth are gonna need actual writers rooms
No.357371
Anonymous
No.357372
Anonymous
No.357373
Anonymous
>>357370
They will also need to avoid releasing their final episodes in thesters.
No.357374
Anonymous
I’m a Drone stuck in the rain.
Would you buy it if I said this was calming?
No.357375
Anon Desperate for Clanging
>>357374
Alright get in
No.357376
Anonymous
Replies:>>357378
>>357374
Sounds cinematic.
No.357377
Anonymous
>>357374
You are going to die
No.357378
Anonymous
>>357376
It soothes me
No.357379
Anonymous
Doomer so blackpilled that when Cyn tried to psychologically break her, she accidentally ended up cheering her up instead.
No.357380
Anonymous
>>357366
RRRRRRRGH
IT'S NOT EVEN PAST POST #900 SO NO NEW BREAD EITHER
I'D POST A REACTION IMAGE DEPICTING ANGER AND ANGUISH IF I COULD
No.357381
Anonymous
>>357380
36 posts left, just shіtрost till we hit 900
No.357382
Anonymous
>>357366
>>357380
the good thing about this is that this is preventing me from posting a nugget Uzi I scribbled at work on a post-it note in a fit of sleep-deprived madness
the bad thing is that I'm now drawing a more deranged version...
No.357383
Anonymous
Replies:>>357385
Alright to make the lasts posts go by faster list the reason why you love your drone, I'll start
>She's pretty
>She shares my interests
>She speaks with acute accent
>She has a good sense of style with her clothing
>She loves me
>She makes sure I don't eat uhealthy stuff by eating it herself
>She lowers the ammount of microplastic and forever chemicals in my body by bloodletting (straight into her mouth)
>She helped me reinfoce the bedframe after it broke twice this month
No.357385
Human supremacist
Replies:>>357386
>>357383
I hate drones.
No.357386
Drone with Nanite Injector Hiding in (you)r Closet
>>357385
Not for long
No.357387
Anonymous
Replies:>>357388
SD-J is for...
No.357388
Anonymous
Replies:>>357389
>>357387
>Jobbing and Jiss
No.357389
Anonymous
Replies:>>357390
>>357388
You forgot Jegnancy
No.357390
Anonymous
>>357389
And Jsplosion.
No.357391
Anonymous
>>357281
Sorry I drew the Nuke Ops. I felt like drawing today but I didn't feel like drawing drones.
No.357392
Anonymous
Replies:>>357393
>>357391
NTA. It's ok, as long as you pay the drone tax later, otherwise you're going to jail, and you know what happens there
No.357393
Anonymous
Replies:>>357394
>>357392
>salonanon threatening to send anons to drone jail to be clanged to death because they refuse to draw drones
TAKE ME TAKE ME TAKE MEEEEEEEEE
No.357394
Anonymous
Replies:>>357395
>>357393
Do you know what NTA means?
No.357395
Anonymous
Replies:>>357396
>>357394
I DONT GIVE A FUCK TAKE ME TO DRONE JAIL NOW
No.357396
Anonymous
>>357395
>Puts you on the frontlines against the Ascendant Imperial Drone Systems instead.
No.357397
Anonymous
Take to the skies you horny murder drones and find yourselves a man!!!
No.357398
Anonymous
My jife keeps talking in her sleep, when she told me about it o thought she meant she'd say cute corpo things like making numbers go up
She cries
She cries about what she did to stay alive and what she did to keep cyn happy
No.357399
Anonymous
>>357312
Alpha fuck this on the daily
No.357400
Anonymous
>>357391
Where's the disc though?
No.357401
Anonymous
Y sexo, Yexo if you will
No.357402
Anonymous
Replies:>>357408
Rape Y
No.357403
Anonymous
Cyn has eaten you're images.
No.357404
Anonymous
Ugh, the drawpile is ruined. Berry and Sandpaper joined it.
No.357405
Anonymous
>>357404
I feel like niggas like you are constantly looking for excuses to bitch about.
No.357406
Anonymous
Replies:>>357418
>>357404
Sandpaper?
No.357407
Anonymous
Stop engaging with the super nigger kike
No.357408
Anonymous
Replies:>>357409
>>357402
The Y rapes back!
No.357409
Anonymous
>>357408
Return of the Y Rape
No.357410
Anonymous
Y ripping off your car door (she is so excited to go to the LGS).
No.357411
Anonymous
Y when I tell her SKITARII TODAY!
No.357412
Anonymous
>>357411
>Sorry her Anon, you've spent too much on ze vehicles in your army, you vill need to paint 50 combat servitors too fit in ze points limit und satisfy ze force organization chart (If one plays in an edition without a force org chart they shall have their hands cut off and eyes plucked out, unless it's second or first, but they arguably just have a different kind of force org chart)
No.357413
Anonymous
>>357411
Her favorite models. What sauce does she dip them in?
No.357414
Anonymous
>>357250
Akita can still drown though? Or can she mutate/evolve gills fast enough?
No.357415
Anonymous
Replies:>>357416
>>357252
Als,o why is it at a different angle than her lower arm?
No.357416
Anonymous
>>357415
Marvel comics artist please understand (They refuse to hire competent people)
No.357417
Anonymous
New thread?
No.357418
Anonymous
>>357406
Sandpaper is Pillar.
No.357419
Anonymous
>>357382
Post both later so we can compare.
No.357420
Anonymous
>>357411
OH BOY TIME TO CONSOOM
No.357421
Anonymous
>>357382
YOU
CATBOX THE MEAL OR ILL BRING THE KILLA MACHINE
>mfw
https://files.catbox.moe/76hcg8.jpg
No.357422
Anonymous
Replies:>>357423
This is the end of the thread so I can proclaim my love for Dubs big beautiful drone sexo and no one will see
No.357423
Anonymous
Replies:>>357424
>>357422
Faggot
No.357424
Anonymous
Replies:>>357425
>>357423
Yes but I got Dubs
No.357425
Anonymous
>>357424
No, all you've got is an abstract idea with a visual representation.
And a keyboard.

Back to the sands of Persia with you.
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Anonymous
No.357779
DrakoFerrer
>>356810
I am who I am