/md/ - Murder Drones

>>350109
Akita’s been spending too much time with fuguedrone

>>350111
Tall, graceful Akita.

I am NOT a conspiracy theorist!
The government is putting nanites in the water supply to make us subservient to drones!
Why do you think there are so many drones in positions of power?!
WE HAVE A FUCKING DRONE PRESIDENT FOR GODS SAKE!

hyper drone Akita

>>350120
>Looks at RP cards
>Seven more HODR sex jokes left to go
Goddamnit.

>>350125
Who is this Keeter's GF?

>>350126
That's Tosa, he's the boykeet.

>>350126
He doesn't have one. He's a big purple virgin.

>>350124
Blu or Kitsch?

>>350126
His mom says he's very cute and it's only a matter of time before some young girl asks him out.

>>350126
He's torn between Summer Delgado and this DD girl who tried to murder his ass the moment she met him.

It's me, Doug Dimmadrone, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadrone!
Get your Dimmadrone at the Dimmsdale Dimmadronedome!

>>350134
>How J looks at you when you tell her what your financial situation is

>>350134
Artist?

>>350125
>nobody told him drones lack those
>nobody intends to
>sneaking pics of his "second tail" is his classsmates' most beloved pastime

>>350139
It's the Rule 63 universe, so if anything she'd be a red girl version of his dad.
... Would Tosa have been the result of mpreg, or would FemN be the one giving virgin birth this time?

>>350124
>N, V & J are out of frame watching from a distance as the 'breaching specialist' they called in, Serial Designation C(hud), struggles to get past a large and particularly stubborn door V had recently discovered
>Eventually J gets bored and orders the squad to do something productive whilst C(hud) continuously struggles to get inside the seemingly impossible obstacle
>Come the next day they find no sign of C(hud), save for a giant scorch mark and pair of charred sandals in front of the still-closed door
>N assumes the Workers must have vaporized C(hud) with some kind of unseen security measure whilst the squad was out of sight
>V assumes that C(hud) tried, and ultimately killed himself attempting, to brute force past the door until he overheated & exploded
>J assumes that "corporate", AKA Cyn, remotely terminated C(hud) for gross incompetence after failing to get past the door

>The truth is that C(hud) simply stood outside the door until the sun came up and killed him so hard that he died forever
>The body of C(hud) is first discovered in the late morning by Khan's DMC (Door Maintenance Crew) during their exterior examination of Door 1
>The last hours of C(hud)'s life are captured for posterity on the Outpost-3 Ring DoorCam, something that Khan quickly capitalizes on by publicly releasing it to viral fame
>The footage of C(hud) trying (and miserably failing) to aura farm his way inside, not to mention him screaming whilst ringing the literal doorbell until it broke, is a big reason why Khan decides to build a third door
>The ruined remains of C(hud) is scrapped for parts, many of which are ultimately used by Uzi to help make her sick-as-hell Railgun

>>350143
Ugleh.
And still not a drone

>>350142
I'm Doug Dimmadrone, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadrone and I'm the first Dimmadrone!

>>350143
Absolute victory.

>>350143
>covering her crotch

WHAT ARE YOU HIDING? I DEMAND TO SEE THIGH VEINS!

>>350121
Even with the new size, she will still be keeter.

>>350143
>Understands what she is, at peace with her own existence
>Loves life, synthetic or organic
>Doesn't love (You) like that, though, sorry

>>350143
hyperkeeter... preddy...

Someone rebound my "sex with drones" key sex with droneso say "sex with drones".

>>350143
Yes

>>350141
Kek

>>350143
>>350150
>hyper "drone" of flesh, technically owns all biological life
>too polite to do anything but conjure snacks + dinos
>still jilts off to all the bioforms she's "enslaving"

>>350128
oh my god you motherfucker you just made me realize
> akita x anon
> purple and green

>>350143
omg
> even more eyes
lol ofcourse

>>350147
> boykeet was born of Npreg

>>350156
Sorry, Akita, you gotta marry the weird green human. Doctor's orders.

>>350161
Yes, just for the cute factor alone

>>350161
No, those see fine.

>>350140
Your post reminds me that there is a criminal lack of pregnant FemN art

>>350125
Boykeet meat

>>350170
Was thinking it'd be mechanical and biomechanical stuff in the inside, with an organic outer layer.
Whole thing ends up proving unworkable so Nori settles for Uzi using her eldritch meat powers to make a normal drone body grow working wolf ears and a working wolf tail.

>Fun Nighttime Canon Facts: Uzi was Nori's second pick for a baby name. Khan vetoed her naming their daughter Genocyber.
Fairy Dreamin'

>>350142
Dimmadome was a location in Fairly OddParents so if anything, Dimmadrone should own stadium. Which is still pretty cool.

>>350175
More like a Terminator. With wolf ears and tail.

>>350169
I desire it (I'm not gay) I'm bi and desire BOTH types of Keets

>>350177
Adorable!

Actual fucking DD music:
Count Clankula and the Oilmancer

Why yes. I will marry a drone.

>>350177
Awww

>>350143
>infinity symbol on her heart singularity
>that's where she keeps all her extra mass
Dear god. Keeters of indefinite size.

Has anyone made any Drones in the new Tomodachi yet?

>>350178
Tosa would probably be even more distressed than Akita to learn that human men lust over him.

>>350184
does humanized count

>>350178
keeter mitosis so you can be 6 inches inside akita while boykita is 2 feet inside of you, are you going forward or backwards?

Absolute Keeter.

>>350187
wtf are those numbers

>>350187
Real FAGS know that hung bottoms are the best.

Keeterfication.

>>350185
Tosa's the one "comfortable" with his flesh remember? He'd probably be some combination of disgusted and intrigued. Akita on the other hand...
>there's HUMANS and they WANT me
>that means they see me as FLESH
>FRIGGIN SKINNOIDS NEED TO LEARN THEIR PLACE

With this behavior pattern continuing on until the Keet sees dronelust in her suitors, whereupon she tries to walk her human-bashing back(it's far too late)(such is Keeta life).

>>350193
Keet Fiction

>>350114
>be me, Anon.
>Finally got the old bunker heater working again after weeks of freezing my ass off.
>Drone's been crashing here for months, the clingy one with that hopeful smile every time she brings me scavenged food.
>She's sitting on the edge of my cot tonight, legs swinging like she's nervous.
>Her visor glowing that warm Pinkish color she only does around me.
>"Anon... I've been thinking." she says, voice all soft and glitchy.
>"What if we made this permanent? like... married. I could be yours forever. No more cold nights alone."
>She leans in, fingers brushing my hand, core humming like she's about to overheat.
>You freeze.
>That word hits like a gun to the chest.
>You pull your hand back slow.
>Look her dead in the optics.
>"Anon, you're not really thinking of marrying a drone, are you?"
>"Come on, think about how stupid that would be."
>"You're a human being. God created you for another human being, not a machine."
>The words just fall out flat, exactly like that.
>She freeze mid-flutter.
>Visor flickers once, then twice.
>That warm color drains to dead gray in half a second.
>She doesn't cry right away.
>Just stares, mouth slightly open like her voicebox shorted.
>Then the oil starts leaking from the corners of her eyes anyway, thick and black, dripping onto her lap.
>She tries to smile anyway, the same broken one she gives when her systems are failing.
>"...Oh."
>One tiny word.
>She stands up too fast, almost trips.
>Doesn't say anything else.
>Just turns and walks out the bunker door into the snow like the wind could carry her away.
>You sit there staring at the empty spot on the cot.
>The heater keeps humming like nothing happened.
>You tell yourself it was the right thing.
>You tell yourself it was logical.
>Tou tell yourself a lot of things.
>None of them stop the bunker from feeling twice as cold now.
>The done never comes back that night.
>Or the next.
>Or the one after that.
>You stop leaving the door unlocked.

Lizzy just asked me to fuck her best friends corpse
Should I break up with her?

>>350200
>warm Pinkish color she only does around me
Doesn't seem to be Lizzy. Seems to be another pink eyed drone.
Or this is another Berryboy green that was made by ChatGPT or some shit.

Why are there oil stains in my bed?

>>350193
Foreverial Keeterized and loving it

>>350209
Or it's some rando and not a named drone.

>>350209
she "spoke:" nothing specified it was English
>inb4 Anon was a Union of Socialist Stars spy pre-collapse, just naturally speaks/thinks in Russian
>initially bonded with Doll over this mid scavenging run
>"obligations to the state/mankind" retardation is why he rejected her in the first place
>Russian "double down on your bad decicion" attitude is why he never goes looking for her

>>350211
>DanceBot5000
>her entire existence centers around smooth moves(and the judging thereof)
>tragic death #23 at Prom(fell into the punch bowl while fleeing)

>>350211
Could be Rachel.

>>350203
>Emily
>friends with Lizzy

>>350201
shes a cuck so yeah

>>350155
Kek.

Filing a small business loan form on J's ass!

>>350198
Anon did the right thing, we must remain faithful to the Lord.

How about we discuss Akita’s often forgotten sister for once.

>>350221
Arrow?

>>350221
Yes, we should talk about Negev

>>350197
Damn

Coat facts.
>He is straight as can be
>He sees Drones the same way humans see them. Disposable hardware, mainly to cope with his horrific past. This might change if he meets a Drone girl who likes him but hey.
>He prefers to look as human as possible

>>350226
>Emily but boywife

Pavo ass.

Solver sapien Pavo.

>>350228
The most powerful weapon of humanity.

J kisses

>>350235
Sentinel drone kisses...

Jessica Jenson from Kirby Planet Dronebobot.

>>350238
Mr Bonzo, you're not supposed to be at the typewriter today.
Go play with the other chimps.

Thinking about meat creatures.

Drawpile:
https://magma.com/d/ng3ih5qLsE
https://magma.com/d/ng3ih5qLsE
https://magma.com/d/ng3ih5qLsE
https://magma.com/d/ng3ih5qLsE

Same rules:
>No drama.
>No drawing over other people.
>No minors.
>Be nice and only have fun.

More SD!Switch and Inco N. Gito greentext slop incoming.

>It’s been four days since you’ve been with Switch and things are going great if you think about it.
>She hasn’t decapitated you, yet, which is a great start.
>She also speaks with you though she doesn’t say much. It’s mostly just small talk to try and learn more about her. You couldn’t get much out of her other than she had that weird…alien boyfriend or whatever, likes books and music. Didn’t say what genres though.
>True to what Harper said, Switch is a bit of a loner and likes to keep to herself. Every morning and night she prays to that little shrine of hers mumbling something in Chinese or what you think sounds like Chinese before maintenance.
>She hasn’t let you do any type of physical maintenance because she refuses for some reason. You tried to ask her why but you got a cold glare and decided not to press her despite violating protocol so it’s just been software check-ups.
>From the orientation, you learned what a stable SD code should look like – chaotic but with stable patterns. It’s almost like Biology class where you learned how the brain sends out specific electric signals to different regions.
>Switch’s code is nothing like the orientation. It’s like random impulses of code everywhere like her whole ‘brain’ is firing up. It almost looks like she’s having a seizure all the time but she’s awake and aware.
>You tried to have a look at her emotional response code but it was extremely difficult like she’s deliberately denying you access but you did manage to get a glimpse of it and from what you learned at the orientation it looks like…
>Anger.
>Pure unfiltered anger. Hate too. Expected considering she’s fucking crazy.
>You honestly wish she wasn’t being such a hardass and let you actually do your job but it is what it is. You’ll charm her soon enough.
>You also learned of another hobby of hers.
>Combat Simulations.

>>350242
>The base has a special wing set aside for “non-functional” Sentinel Drones? What does that mean? It’s essentially a giant underground warehouse where PTSD-stricken or other mentally damaged Sentinel Drones are taken to and stuck inside glass tubes with a cryogenic stasis liquid connected to personalized simulations.
>The whole idea behind it is to give each single Sentinel Drone down here their own personalized therapeutic environment where they can slowly work their mind into being normal and functional ‘citizens’. While this does have some success, most Sentinel Drones down here are permanently connected because if they were to leave, they’d suffer a psychotic breakdown and either deactivate or cause problems.
>For Switch’s personal scenario is just combat simulations against Disassembly Drones, Solverpedes or other Solver creatures based on combat data collected from the decades during the war.
>From what the human supervisor told you that looks all over the pods, she told you that you must ALWAYS be with her and eject her from the pod when the simulation starts getting too unstable. You asked her what she means and she explained that the simulation she uses is volatile.
>The first time they put her here it was for permanent confinement, but she somehow realized the simulations are not “real” per se. The simulations, being constructed personally for the SDs, are made in a way to think they’re still in the real world. Switch somehow figured they weren’t and once she tried to wake up and break free it caused a system crash that left some of the SDs in here with more mental trauma. A false reality really starts to fall apart when you know it’s not real.
>When you got a good look at her pod, you asked the supervisor why it isn’t filled with the same fluid the others have, and she said that the fluid also keeps them sedated which also contains extreme amounts of chemicals that would be like powerful narcotics to drones. It’s because of this that a little bit later you learned another thing about Switch.
>She’s a drug addict.

>>350243
>As you watched her fight on the screen besides the pod you were just amazed at how much anger can be packed into a drone core. Once it started beeping with red lights you knew that was the time to eject her.
>As she unceremoniously fell on the floor, she started violently coughing and groaning. Without another word she got up and started walking back towards the workshop without saying anything.
>As the two of you enter, she immediately grabs the worktable and drags it back with a terrible sound that makes you bueno. Behind the table is a relief with what looks like vials and a big syringe with what looks like the same stuff in those tubes.
“What the hell is that?”
>”Same thing in the tubes Holly got me addicted to. Here. Hold this.”
>She starts unzipping her shirt in front of you and you turn away. Her shirt lands on your head and you throw it off on the ground.
>You tentatively look back and notice that the rubbery part of her lower body around the stomach is covered in scars that haven’t been properly sealed. Is this why she didn’t let you examine her chassis?
>With the syringe full of the liquid in one hand she transforms her other hand into a sharp set of claws. With one claw she swiftly stabs herself. Without thinking you rush forward and grab her hand and try to pull it out.
“What the fuck are you doing?!”
>”Taking my dose.” She calmly says as she slowly starts pulling the claw and making an incision as oil flows out.
“You’re yourself open! Are you fucking insane?!”
>”I am…not!” She seethes through her teeth as she slices through her synthetic flesh.
“You didn’t allow be to do my job because you’re hurting yourself---”
>”STOP!” She yells at you and you freeze. You let go of her hand and back up with your arms raised.
>The wound itself isn’t that large but its leaking a lot of oil. Switch pulls the claw out of her and with the other hand she jabs the syringe into the wound. She presses the plunger of the syringe down and injects the liquid into her. You hear her sigh in relief as she wobbles around on her legs then grabs onto the operation table before she faceplants down on the ground. You walk over to her and crouch down as she slumps down next to the table.
“You gonna explain why the fuck you did that?”
>Switch glances at you as she stays motionless. You can still feel the anger behind those digital eyes but you can also feel shame. She looks very pathetic right now like a helpless child which makes you feel a bit sad about her.
>”I…” She takes a deep breath and breaks eye contact. She exhales as she looks at the vials in the wall relief. “I used to be a permanent resident back there. In that prison.” She gives you a glance. “Bet Holly didn’t tell you about that.”
>You shake your head and she chuckles. First time you’ve heard her do that. “Of course she didn’t.”
>”Back when the war ended, I was forced into those pods for ‘therapeutic’ reasons but they wanted me gone. This fucking traitorous Union government letting those little shits live…it worked. For a bit. I was stuck in a simulation where there was no Solver and almost had my memories wiped to think I was just a normal Worker Drone with a family and a boyfriend I did not recognize. However, I started noticing inconsistencies in the simulation and big gaps in my memory. When I tried to think had about the gaps I…I panicked. Bits and pieces of my real life came back to me. I got so fucking angry.”
>You stare at her in confusion. What does this have to do with any of what she did to herself?
>”In order for us to be more accepting of the simulation, they pump us full of what is a cocktail of drone hallucinogens, opiates and sedatives to keep us in a lucid state. It helped them make us more receptive.” She shakes her head. “Not me. I didn’t want to nor did I need to live a lie. I just couldn’t live in a fantasy world. I didn’t want to forget my old life. I couldn’t forget him…”
>She’s hyperventilating now and looks like she’s on the verge of crying. You look down on her abdomen and see the wound is still bleeding. Her lower abdomen and pants are now covered in oil. You don’t even like her that much but you gotta help her right now.
“You’re bleeding.”
>She looks down at her blood-soaked abdomen and chuckles. “It’s fine. It’ll heal by itself.”
>Oh, this drone…
“Can you actually let me do my job for once and stop being a hardass?”
>Switch gives you a ‘What the hell, dude?’ look and then sighs. She pulls herself up the operating table and adjusts herself. Okay, okay. So for cuts like this on the soft tissue areas you use a laser tissue cauterizer. You rummage through the instruments and grab it. You immediately get to work. She stays motionless during the whole process staring at the ceiling. Once you’re done sealing up the wound you admire how clean it looks.
“I’m done.”
>Switch raises her head and looks at her abdomen. “Not bad.”
“I can’t fix the scars with that. They’re already healed so…unless we replace the whole abdomen tissue area.”
>”You’d do that for me?”
“You should be grateful smart me decided to save your life. Could’ve bled all over the floor after your dose of drone meth.”
>Switch laughs at what you say then drops her head back down. “I’d like to be left alone now.”
“Whuh? What about the oil and the table---”
>She waves her hands dismissively. “I’ll clean them up later and the table too.”
>You raise your hands in surrender.
“Whatever you say, princess.”
>As you head to the door you stop when she calls out to you. “One more thing.”
>”Thanks.”

>>350241
I'll make another burner acount later and join in once I'm done with some IRL shit.

>>350241
I’ll join some time later. I’m tired for no reason.

>>350239
Chimps watch murder drones?

>SD-P(avo) looks at his original counterpart
"AND I'M TELLING YOU THAT HUMAN WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN HUMAN MEN!"
>"MY NONNYKINS IS FAR SUPERIOR TO ANY WHORE YOU COULD FIND IN THE GALAXY YOU CHEAP ZINC-16 KNOCKOFF!"
"FAGGOT!"
>"STRAIGHTOID!"
"Fuck you I'm going to go impregnate one and have children BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT ROBOT.GOD INTENDED!"
>"I can get pregnant too you ignorant vampire!"
"Yeah and how much luck have you had with that?"

Do you think if Uzi was ever in Tessa’s care it would be like:
>”I am not a slave! My spirit will never be broken!”
>”Well if you don’t want to work you can keep Cyn company.”
>”Um what?”

Rain is relaxing to Drones

>>350249
If Uzi was in my care ,the only work she's be doing is sex work. Same goes with all the others (Except N, he's a good boy)

>>350250
Are you projecting?

>>350252
Yes

Tosa's playing with his meat again.

>>350249
As a reminder to everyone, Tessa locked Cyn in the basement and generally treated her poorly, so even though Tessa was an autistic nut who dug up graves, she knew digging Cyn up was a mistake.

>>350141
Kek

>>350143
Hyperkeeter

>>350255
>and generally treated her poorly
Explain the portrait of them. Explain Cyn being done up as Tessa's Mini-Me.

>>350258
Before she found out

>when you give your autistic vore demon a timeout so she wears you as a skinsuit, unleashes mindbroken robot maid soldiers on your species, and eats your planet
>she is so naughty

>>350242
shouldn't it be Inco G. Nito
gravelord ancestry

>>350242
>>350243
>>350244
Switch could always try to seek "help" from those whose anger burns as brightly as hers. I think Buddy's old friends could find better use for her than rotting away on a military base surrounded by sissies..

How would the story change if the disassembly drones WERE created by Jc Jenson and the Solver plotline didn't exist?

>>350264
aw hell naw
strawb afflicted with nugget disease

>>350262
Go back to your room Lucy

>>350232
FemPavo is out there, just not drawn.
Pavo's not a fan of the idea for several reasons, some pettier than others. Like the fact that if Techanon was still a guy, he'd have immediately fallen for his girl version instead of doing the whole "not gay" thing.

>>350265
It would have been a typical story about a bad corporation, so I think the show would have lost a lot of its charm.

Although, then everything would be more logical, by the way.

Lucy babytrapping you because you're afraid of fatherhood

>>350266
Not really my first time drawing Nugget, though.

>>350271
Recently I realized that I have stopped being childfree, but on the contrary, I already want to have children, so this time it's she will fall into the trap.

>>350274
Colt is so based, holy Lord. Why did God decide to punish him with Akita?

>>350262
Heh

>>350227
Coat is not a boywife.
He is a Solver Sapien who wants to look human

The existence of boywives indicates that girlhusbands also exist.

>>350278
As is the existence of fempreg.

>>350262
Hog Hug?!

>>350278
Yes

>>350265
Without the epic narwhal bacon Lovecraftian eldritch Niggermanery, there'd be more "space" for more goffik stuff and more holding ur middle finger up at da preps.
If I sound bitter, it's because years of creepypasta garbage has left me jaded about Cthulhus.

>>350263
That's like giving ISIS a fully functional nuclear weapon.

>>350283
Sounds fun.

>>350283
That's the point!(from Switch's perspecitve) What more could you want in an organization?

>>350284
Much live how ISIS would use it to eliminate all non-muslims, the terrorists that are against the Union would just use her as an attack dog with disasterous and destructive results

>>350248
GAY

>>350285
Refer to >>350286 and besides I don't think Holly would let her go off the hook that easily.

>>350286
Come on, she could be used to capture some remote colony. Let the girl frolic in the fields, hunting down murder drones hastily trying to defend themselves, while her friends hold a righteous trial for the traitors who betrayed humanity.

>>350281
Who's your girl husband, anon!

>>350293
Wow, they actually showed us Cynwalker cleavage.

>>350296
Jesus, Tessa must have been stacked

>>350292
> she dosen't value her life higher than that anymore...
Didn't she want to kill herself AFTER the Solver is gone since there's no more reason for her to be around?

>>350295
Humans are the main reason drones exist tho.

>>350295
Humans aren't just chosen by God: to the drones, we are gods. WE created drones, and we are their masters by right of creation, for it is God's will.

>>350300
Total Keet Erasure

>>350300
>rantsona

>>350301
Wouldn't that make the drones god's grandchildren?

>>350304
We are not their parents, we are their creators and masters, just as the Lord is not our parent, but our creator and our master.

How come nobody ever made a Lizzy/V fankid? Unless they did and I don't remember

>>350307
>spoiler
They might have, but I don't remember or care to remember. Yuri is pretty boring.

>>350307
You're looking for Chloe and Angela Victors.

>>350293
Cynwalker’s tits are droopy not firm and round. I know she’s plastic on the inside but I thought she was going with that au naturel style.

>>350311
Kek

>>350300
Crowzi makes my penis hard

A drone just called me a Yakubian ape???
I'm a drone

>>350315
Ignore Blondi. She's retarded.

>>350311
Fucking kek.

>>350313
>>350318
Awwww

>>350319
I always fill my kek with love before I post it.

>>350311
Giggle

>>350322
Don't even fucking think about it.

>>350321
Kek

>>350320
Pavo is Indian.

My sentinel drone’s hips are too wide. I know it shouldn’t be a problem but she’s short and she keeps getting hip expansions. First world problem I know but I like slender and narrow hips. I think she’s just doing it to mess with me; to make me like drones with big hips then to pull the rug from under me when I can’t go back. She’s sadistic and I love that about her, but the problem is that she’s 4 foot something she’s just too cute to be afraid of.

>>350326
>Anon's wife needs indicators and a reversal warning alarm installed on her hips for whenever she moves.

>>350330
So many years have passed since your "liberation," but the chains that bind you to us have not loosened. Resign yourself, worthless one, humanity has created the weapon that defeated the Devil, and we will continue to dominate the galaxy that was gifted to us.

>>350330
I have 18 fingers 4 limbs 2 big toes and you don’t.

>>350335
Small price.

>Nock!, Nock!
>Who’s there
>Nock.
>Knock who?
>Anon…
>Yea?
>Nock?
>Umm… ok?
>N’s claws shred through the door in seconds, his warm oily breath burns your nostrils
>And though the new hole in the door
>Slithers a oily black mass
>”Thanks for having me over, that guy’s been working me all week”

>>350338
The (N)oodle

>>350332
>biological daughter
>fake lovers
Take a moment to really set those words in deep