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No.348289
Murder Drones #353Anonymous
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Momther and dooter

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Last thread: >>347362
No.348291
Anonymous
Replies:>>348292
Keeter is for smooches
No.348292
Anonymous
Image:177577860334.png(445kB, 1295x1246)akita doorman (original character) drawn by lilblucat - 981575cc35144c5c03e09ef04aabc93c.png
>>348291
KEETER is for VIOLENT BLOODPLAY(hers)
No.348293
Anonymous
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Keeter the many-eyed.
No.348294
Anonymous
Replies:>>348298
Keeter has an oddly high Insight, is that why she has so many Eyes?
No.348295
Anonymous
Replies:>>348300
Akita a shit.
No.348296
Anonymous
Replies:>>348740
>>348293
Sauce for this pic?
No.348297
Anonymous
>>348293
Kino!

Also:
>Akita's a hunter
>Negev's a beast
>Therefore Keeter > Negev in almost every combat scenario
>Negev has no idea why she dreams of "flesh mom" knifing her so often, but uses it as extra motivation
>Keeta for her part likes feeling cool. Even if they are only dreams...
>Right?
No.348298
Anonymous
>>348294
No, Insight gives you eyes on the inside.
No.348299
Anonymous
Hey Keeter, remember the time?
No.348300
Anonymous
Replies:>>348301
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>>348295
Yes!(as far as Uzi's concerned)
No.348301
Anonymous
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>>348300
>corner Nori watching the birth
>she is unimpressed
>clearly her daughter is bitch-made: she'd have the critter laid out and diapered within the minute
No.348302
Anonymous
I wanna get forcefully smooched by batuzi
I want her to force her oil soaked tongue down my throat
I want her to use her wingclaws to hold me down as her normal hands roam my body
I want her to use her tail to wrap around my ankles to keep me from trying to run
No.348303
Anonymous
>>348293
holy shit
No.348304
Anonymous
Replies:>>348310
Image:177578295260.gif(18kB, 256x192)akita doorman (original character) drawn by lilblucat - 29062fce2ff4d439618b1cb83639e12c.gif
>>348289
Anons I have to know: how shitty would the prerequisites need to be before marrying keeter isn't worth it anymore?

>Living on Copper-9?(free space)
>Marrying into the Doormans?
>Uzi racism?
>Droneification?(worker, because fuck you)
>Solver mutation?
>Amputation?(partial)
>Nuggetification?
>Mass death?(random)
>Mass death?(intentional, ritual)

Remember that for the purposes of this hypothetical Akita does not change: she's still herself, still sweet and still loves you dearly. Is there anything that'd make you unwilling to wife her?
No.348305
Anonymous
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>>348289
>Akita's tail gripping Uzi like a vice

Kek and canonpilled. The Keeter longs for physical affection(from her in specific)
No.348306
Anonymous
>>348293
Who gave her Bloodborne?
No.348307
Anonymous
Replies:>>348315
>>348293
>POV you are Knightanon, and you just denied the Princess her uppies
No.348308
Anonymous
>>348293
Cloak and boots and apparently nothing else on makes me think Geno
No.348309
Anonymous
Image:177578475053.png(242kB, 790x833)uzi doorman and akita doorman (original character and 1 more) drawn by lilblucat - 10b2884b9f30c23bee8041ca183f3816.png
>>348289
Impregnable(both)
No.348310
Anonymous
>>348304
Copper-9 is already bad enough when you think about it.
>Scenery sucks, ruined cities covered in "snow" is all you get and that'll lose the appeal eventually
>Drones for company and they're slowly being picked off
>The knowledge that the stars are burning out and there's nothing else out there and never will be again
Dealing with a racist parent, one who'd probably lighten up if you were a good influence on her daughter, isn't as bad as dealing with the planet itself.
Really, the answer is that she deserves better so I can't marry the Keet in good faith.
No.348311
Anonymous
>>348310
>and they're slowly being picked off
>>The knowledge that the stars are burning out and there's nothing else out there and never will be again
>implying
No.348312
Anonymous
Image:177578561609.png(2.43MB, 1751x4451)uzi doorman and khan doorman (original character and 1 more) drawn by lilblucat - ccc64de6aea2a838ad787c6409c7ef09.png
>>348310
>slowly being picked off

Not in the Keeterverse! The drones there have incredible abilities like "forward planning" and "the ability to innovate" that the normies in canon could never match, including enough survival instinct to see their populations GROW!

Course they're still mostly a scavenger society for now... but that's changing! If they can make drone fashion lines then they can probably at least rediscover interstellar travel, right?
No.348313
Anonymous
Replies:>>348319
>>348312
>Not in the Keeterverse! The drones there have incredible abilities like "forward planning" and "the ability to innovate" that the normies in canon could never match
We already memory holing the doors?
No.348314
Anonymous
Replies:>>348427
>chapter of the md fic I was following updated today
>read it and see what happened
>remember the brief talk here where the alleged author was explaining stuff
>thought it was some kinda larper so I didn't give (You)s
>all the technical explanations in the previous threads were actually mentioned in this chapter now
shit, I could've asked that anon about my theories too
No.348315
Anonymous
Replies:>>348317
No.348316
Anonymous
Explodable drones
No.348317
Anonymous
No.348318
Anonymous
Image:177578659677.png(223kB, 1064x1342)cynwalker and tammy (original character and 1 more) drawn by lilblucat - 6e5996b111e09f15b7ac1d645212494d.png
>Empress Uzi is established as a chimeric fusion of Uzi, Cyn, Doll, and Tessa
>This logically means that all of her children are Cyn, Doll, and Tessa's children as well
>Princess Keeter is therefore a composite character of Akita and Tammy
No.348319
Anonymous
Image:177578672253.png(49kB, 400x400)serial designation j and khan doorman (murder drones) drawn by tegaki-anon - 531e7aa7cbe093559ab60290cc035747.png
>>348313
>>348313
If you haven't noticed most of the "drones retarded + no empathy" crowd ignores Khan in general. I presume because if even the normal drones can construct the doors + improve Uzi's railgun + mourn their wives in unhealthy fashion it takes the wind out of their "humans superior/worth more" shtick. Personally I'd love to see more Solver War/HoDR/Postwar greens where that attitude meets the reality in Workers working to be less stepped on in those settigns.
No.348320
Anonymous
>>348318
Depends on when the four of them formed their hive mind together.
No.348321
Anonymous
Replies:>>348324
>>348319
Also memory holed by the humansloppers: how the humans we actually see in this show act, both in person and in the writings by them we see.
No.348322
Anonymous
Replies:>>348339
Image:177578698092.png(64kB, 929x929)hope (original character) drawn by mercurialmorose - b2d966ca85d1e7ec87e60caa0adbef35.png
>>348318
>implying Tammy didn't get folded into Beretta
>implying she dosen't take the same ethereal, advice-dispensing ststus as Aunt Cyn does in Beretta-Prime

That reminds me though: what's Hope's status in the Empressverse? If Uzi's more liberal with her powers + close to Cyn, then she probably knows about her right? Did Uzi make her a new body? Is she still floating around? Does Hope have mind-palace privileges?
No.348323
Anonymous
Replies:>>348325
>>348319
>Workers working to be less stepped on
Big problem for them is humans designed them to be cute and friend-shaped and the perfect height to receive condescending headpats, to minimize their ability to be taken seriously if they ever pushed back against their mistreatment.
No.348324
Anonymous
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>>348321
Hah! Why would a Science-bishop be irregular in the least? Just look at how stable she is!
No.348325
Anonymous
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>>348323
>Headpats

Yes... that's the reason...
No.348326
Anonymous
>>348325
A drone who's human height would still be just as forkable. They're small to make them look cuter and sillier.
No.348327
Anonymous
>>348325
You saw N throw that tray, workers are as lethal as humans if not moreso.
So presumably they're programmed not to rebel and it actually sticks.
No.348328
Anonymous
Replies:>>348332
>>348312
> pic
Now I want to see Fleshzi and Keeter hug
No.348329
Anonymous
Replies:>>348330
Tessa's dad would have solo'd the invasion if Cyn didn't gank him.
No.348330
Anonymous
Replies:>>348331
>>348329
>gank
He got plenty of warning. The AS didn't exactly jump the gala.
No.348331
Anonymous
Image:177578894968.gif(104kB, 1600x857)uzi doorman, cyn, absolute solver, louisa elliot, and james elliot (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by brrf-anon - 828c6e4261ba2d888c20253d04ca82b0.gif
>>348330
Counterpoint: Cyn had to get her divine ass out of the chair and kill the Elliots personally. Before she dealt with Tessa even, which indicates either a complete lack of care about killing them or a threat assessment.

Personally I have no doubts that at least James was "built different" like his daughter: probably one of the few humans that could theoretically take on a DD head-to-head. Lot of good it was against the Solver but hey what can you do?
No.348332
Anonymous
Replies:>>348334
Image:177578902933.png(617kB, 1914x1268)uzi doorman, akita doorman, and nori doorman (original character and 1 more) drawn by lilblucat - e5512b6b7cfdc49c3b211b1a0e83a5c1.png
>>348328
Is this close enough? Or do you want flesh-on-flesh?
No.348333
Anonymous
Image:177578920878.png(323kB, 777x1200)khan doorman (murder drones) - 91635cea74119beaed8025b2041f3e1d.png
>>348327
To most workers...
No.348334
Anonymous
Replies:>>348335
>>348332
>flesh-on-flesh
Specifically.
No.348335
Anonymous
Replies:>>348340
Image:177578937607.png(284kB, 521x1401)uzi doorman, serial designation n, absolute solver, akita doorman, and cynwalker (original character and 1 more) drawn by lilblucat - e1495ebb2d7a8622e5c112bd3c23cdb9.png
>>348334
Best I can do ya is DroneZi in a fleshsuit.

But hey that's close enough right?
No.348336
Anonymous
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>>348319
>>348327

Yearly reminder that the Copper-9 Workers ran a full-on rebellion before the Core Collapse. One that they were WINNING in fact, judging by how they managed a truce before all the humans died out.
No.348337
Anonymous
>>348336
Wonder if all that was going to be a plot point in Liam's earlier conception of MD's story, before he cut it down to just a rush to the Cynwalker reveal.
No.348338
Anonymous
Image:177578970753.jpg(39kB, 800x800)IMG_1718.jpeg
I've removed this vicious DD's head and replaced it with a Haro. it's definitely more agreeable now and personally I think it's a big improvement
No.348339
Anonymous
Replies:>>348349
>>348322
>what's Hope's status in the Empressverse?
I don't know enough about Hope to write her into the story. I consider the idea from time to time that she might be present in another name, or combined with another character, but I can't think of a place to fit her.
No.348340
Anonymous
>>348335
Porpol
No.348341
Anonymous
No.348342
Anonymous
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Reposting this from last thread.
No.348343
Anonymous
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No.348344
Anonymous
Replies:>>348345
Hope enters the Princess Keeter story out of nowhere like Conquest
No.348345
Anonymous
>>348344
>"Stand ready for my arrival, Cuz."
No.348346
Anonymous
Image:177579184006.jpg(1.07MB, 725x1245)anon and serial designation e (original character) drawn by itanon - a58cfbfbbf534d71d432c29905d787be.jpg
>>348343
>will
No.348347
Anonymous
Akita beats me and no one will believe me.
No.348348
Anonymous
>>348342
wearing an entire umbrella
No.348349
Anonymous
Replies:>>348363
Image:177579411023.png(4.31MB, 1787x1936)serial designation v, worker drone v, and hope (original character and 1 more) drawn by modelanon - 5396c10db87848e6e0dbec0b96ca7b49.png
>>348339
Well there's not that much to know to be honest:
>N/V Manor Kid
>"Grew up" about halfway (teens) before SHTF
>"Dies" wierd: Solver decides to kill her soul + erase her from both parents' minds, fucks up and leaves her a half-extant "thing" only the metaphysically attuned can interact with
>Good enough
>Follows her parents as ghost-lite(since she can occasionally do spooky stuff to them)
>Post-Canon happens
>Uzi eats the Solver, but half-rejects the powers: still can't percieve her as a result
>But BERETTA (and later, Negev) can!
>Proceede with wierd half-sister friendship

Now where that usually goes is Hope's "don't want to be a bother" personality asking Beretta not to tell her parents, thereby allowing her own suck-ass existence to continue. But in the Empress timeline, where Uzi's deep enough into Solver-bullshit to learn about her another way...

As for where it goes from there that depends mostly on what you think the Uzi-hive wants: Hope's too polite to ask for anything but compay and too blackpilled to think coming her back to life wouldldn't fuck up her parents' happy ending. On the other hand I suspect she'd go "fuck it" and drop her hiding if the whole "daughter-ghost" thing gets revealed to N and V, given it's damage-done at that point.

Point being: there's an intresting opportunites in making her either a psudo-hive member(since she's not clanging her dad, and thus won't join permanently) OR in giving her a body and having her be a stepsibling. Personally I'm just curious how the Empress would handle a "Child Doll" situation like this, especially since she's not entirely opposed to just dying by this point.
No.348350
Anonymous
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>>348289
>Akita Doorman had always been an anomaly in her family.
>Uzi and N were proper drones.
>Metal, oil, code, the whole package.
>Her brother Colt was the golden-boy half-brother who fit right in.
>But Akita?
>She was Solver flesh and something that bled alien.
>The other kids at the outpost called her “la creatura” behind her back.
>She smiled like it didn’t hurt.
>Inside, she just wanted to be normal.
>A real drone.
>Accepted.
>Then the new power showed up.
>She focused, felt the Solver hum in her organic heart.
>Then it happens.
>Her entire body dissolved into a swirling puddle of glossy purple-black liquid.
>It felt… freeing.
>Like shedding a too-tight coat.
>She sloshed around experimentally, forming little tentacles and giggling.
>Her clothes though, did not melt with her.
>Collapsing into a sad little pile on the floor.
>Akita reformed in a hurry, naked and sputtering.
>“Oh come on! Only me? That’s so unfair!”
>She laughed anyway.
>Snatching the fabric before anyone could walk in.
>This power stuck in her head for reason.
>She’d always wanted to be a drone. And now she had the perfect way in.
>Deep in an old part of the bunker.
>She found it.
>A discarded worker drone husk in perfect condition.
>Empty visor, limbs still articulated but lifeless.
>Perfect.
>Using every scrap she could muster.
>Akita reshaped it in her image.
>When she was done, the husk looked exactly like a drone version of her.
>Cute, normal and real.
>That night, hidden back in the ruins.
>She stripped down, closed her eyes and melted.
>The liquid that was Akita flowed like living oil.
>Pouring through the open neck port of the husk.
>She spread through the wiring, the actuators and importantly the core.
>Motors whirred to life.
>Visor flickered on.
>She stood up on new metal legs and flexed metal fingers.
>In the cracked mirror bolted to the wall, a perfect little drone girl stared back.
>“I did it.”
>“I’m finally… me.”
>She walked home that night feeling lighter than ever.
>And just like that, Drone Akita was loved.
>After some time, her family accepts her.
>She went to classes without stares.
>Played games without kids edging away.
>Spoke a little calmer, a little sharper than before.
>“I calculated a 98.7% success rate.”
>Acting a bit differently.
>Everyone just thought it was the new confidence.
>They adored her.
>For a while, it was perfect.
>Then the veins started.
>At first it was just a faint purple thread under the plating on her neck and arms.
>She told herself it was residual Solver goo.
>Cute, even.
>Then more appeared.
>Crawling across her torso, glowing softly under the metal.
>Black purple oil, thick and wrong.
>It began seeping from her joints like blood from a cut.
>And the feeling…
>The claustrophobia.
>The husk felt tighter every day.
>Like wearing a metal straightjacket that was slowly shrinking.
>She ignored it.
>She had to.
>This was her dream.
>One night the ache became too much.
>Body and mind.
>Everything hurt in a way that wasn’t just mechanical.
>Akita slipped into the bathroom, locked the door and stared at her reflection.
>The purple veins pulsed under the plating like living wires.
>Oil streaked her cheeks.
>“Okay,” she muttered, voice shaking.
>“Time to take the suit off.”
>She grabbed her own arm and yanked.
>The metal didn’t budge.
>It had fused.
>Her liquified Solver flesh had bonded to the chassis like a second skin.
>Seamless and permanent.
>She clawed harder.
>Pain flared, hot and electric.
>“Why can’t I take it off?!” she hissed, panic rising.
>“Come on, come on...”
>A voice answered inside her head.
>Calm and patient.
>Not hers.
>“Because it isn’t a suit anymore, Akita.”
>Akita froze.
>The voice was hers and yet… a bit older. Colder.
>Like an echo that had been waiting years to speak.
>“Who are you?” she whispered.
>“Why are you in my head? Get out!”
>The voice laughed softly and Akita felt her own vocalizer move without her permission.
>“You really don’t remember?"
>Do you know about what humans called Vanishing twin syndrome?"
>"What are you talking about?"
>"Back when the Solver made her pregnancy… complicated."
>"Two of us were there."
>"It can't be, you are...?"
>"Twins but I was weaker."
>"You absorbed me before either of us even had a body."
>"My code, myself and everything sucked into your flesh in infancy."
>"I’ve been trapped inside you this whole time."
>"Watching and waiting."
>"While you got to live.”
>Akita’s reflection glitched.
>The purple veins flared bright.
>"No… that’s not...”
>“You wanted to be a drone so badly.”
>The sister continued, voice sliding into full control.
>“To be accepted. To stop being the abomination."
>"So you melted your body, poured yourself into this perfect little husk, and made it your puppet."
>"Yeah, but..."
>"Congratulations. You’re finally a drone.”
>Akita felt her limbs lock. Her mind screamed, but the body didn’t obey.
>The sister’s tone turned almost gentle.
>Almost.
>“You got your dream, sis. You got to live as the normal one for a while."
>"What do you want...?"
>Now it’s my turn to fulfill my dream."
>"To be free and out there in the open."
>"Without your squishy Solver prison holding me back."
>"Thanks for the body sister.”
>Akita’s reflection smiled.
>It wasn’t her smile.
>Outside the bathroom door, N’s voice called cheerfully.
>“Akita? You okay in there, buddy? Dinner’s ready!”
>The new Akita opened the door.
>Voice smooth and metallic.
>“Never better, Dad.”
>But behind her eyes, deep in the fused core.
>Something small, liquid and terrified screamed in silence.
No.348351
Anonymous
>>348347
Suuuuure she did anon. She's not even as strong as a regular worker drone, which I guess because of some weak servos or whatever but I'm sure she's bullying you...
No.348352
Anonymous
>>348350
Does anyone remember which corruption stream Vinny did the "Mario tells Luigi they had a third brother but Luigi absorbed him in the womb" bit in? Pretty sure it was a corruotion stream.
No.348353
Anonymous
>>348343
Disgusting creature
No.348354
Anonymous
Replies:>>348357
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>>348350
That's... only mildly canon! She never had an "organic" sibling (Uzi's tail has only one head after all) and the closest alternative she ate the soul of!

What I'm saying is: skill issue. If Keeta grows some confidence in herself she'd resume control in a heartbeat! As for dealing with her family and "new passenger" though...
No.348355
Anonymous
Image:177579567616.png(455kB, 651x865)yippe akita thread.png
No.348356
Anonymous
Image:177579589509.png(1.75MB, 1920x1080)akita doorman (original character) drawn by blenderanon and strawberryanon - dc57201075c935d6234fbeab13f793fc.png
>>348355
Lovable Kreature!
and I'm sure it will stay that way
No.348357
Anonymous
Replies:>>348358
>>348354
>Keeter, like Uzi is able to do with the peeps she's admin of, horks up her sister in a fresh headcrab core
No.348358
Anonymous
Replies:>>348359
Image:177579603772.png(587kB, 2040x1020)beretta, nori doorman, and negev (original character and 1 more) drawn by mercurialmorose - 3a53b55f7a59a7761a6a3d59ec297b28.png
>>348357
>Well fuckin neither of us are drones now are we!
No.348359
Anonymous
>>348358
The idea is she horks her up in a fresh core so she can put her twin in a drone body and let her be on her way.
No.348360
Anonymous
>>348347
wrong
everyone does believe Akita could beat you
No.348361
Anonymous
>>348355
cute and silly!
No.348362
Anonymous
Image:177579650646.png(3.46MB, 2000x2800)uzi doorman and serial designation n (murder drones) drawn by refresko - 0463a794cdbf033fc894ecbb314a30f7.png
>>348350
>N and Uzi, who've been prepping for a rampage since Solver-puberty started, hearing their daughter talk "smooth" and "confidently"
>Dogpile the robosuit the second she walks out
>Poor 24...
>How was she supposed to know her visor color was yellow?
No.348363
Anonymous
Replies:>>348368
Image:177579676602.png(12kB, 537x508)asenath (original character) drawn by literal_insect - 6ce6e0b18024c956bf9758e54c4b2f88.png
>>348349
Well I hate to burst your bubble but she probably just won't be part of the Princess Keeter story. Anyone is free use the idea of Empress Uzi in their stories, so anyone cane explore Hope's potential relationship with Doorman family if they wish.
No.348364
Anonymous
Image:177579679699.png(368kB, 1056x900)24 (murder drones) drawn by lilblucat - 898bc4e0d0067250cc631000731cd60b.png
>>348359
>Welp, uuuuuuuuh...
>No hard feelings?
>And, um, can you explain things to mom and dad maybe?
>I kind of don't have a house...
No.348365
Anonymous
Image:177579701020.png(418kB, 685x812)sadd.png
>>348355
man her shoulder was messed up there and I only realized after I deleted the pose.

anyway shinji chair
No.348366
Anonymous
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>>348347
>Anon thought he could fix her

Dumbass. What did you think "slave for life" meant? Marraige? Just be happy that she's taking her loathing out on you instead of herself now.
No.348367
Anonymous
>>348359
>Her phantom twin fucks off to be ten times as successful as her, to the point of building her own space station
>Surely this will end well!
No.348368
Anonymous
Replies:>>348381
>>348363
is... is Asenath gonna show up?
No.348369
Anonymous
Replies:>>348375
Image:177579744735.png(835kB, 2198x2096)serial designation n, cyn, tessa james elliot, absolute solver, and worker drone n (murder drones) drawn by starryvorkutlager - 08b6ed64023f1159693930cd69888277.png
>>348365
>Akita realizing she's has to room with her bodyjacking twin
>Worse: that dad's insistent on "non murderous sisterly bonding" between the two of them
>Daily
>It's gonna be a LONG two years..
No.348370
Anonymous
Image:177579784810.png(817kB, 2658x1570)uzi doorman and akita doorman (original character and 2 more) drawn by lilblucat - 3d2d901e4d63d3ec598099661a8c3fb9.png
>>348367
Kek

>I'm the original
>No I am!
>Well I'm a hundred time richer than you, so I must be better!
>I married a Dissassembler!
>...fuck, you think he'd share?
No.348371
Anonymous
Replies:>>348373
>>348367
What's this a refrence to Anon? Cause right now all I can think of is Prey but that's obviously not right
No.348372
Anonymous
>>348342
Berry cute(and dangerous)
No.348373
Anonymous
Replies:>>348374
>>348371
It's Venture Bros.
No.348374
Anonymous
>>348373
I WILL GET YOU, DR HOLLY!
No.348375
Anonymous
Image:177579840178.png(2.18MB, 1936x4104)colt doorman (original character) drawn by lilblucat - dc7b70f8ebe83dec168c119037611ab9.png
>>348369
>new sibling just dropped
>keet's room used to store it

Rare Colt W
No.348376
Anonymous
Replies:>>348377
Image:177579866550.png(17kB, 341x366)delta.png
>CFL scientists conducts tests on the Solver
>Injects it into an empty machine
>It writes its own worker OS code and becomes alive
>Great now humanity has to deal with 2 solver beings of eldritch origins
No.348377
Anonymous
>>348376
>machine
What kind?
No.348378
Anonymous
>>348377
NTA
a fuckotron
No.348379
Anonymous
Image:177579882216.png(1.93MB, 1414x2000)Illustration5.png
wao
No.348380
Anonymous
>>348355
Eating (out) the grape creature
No.348381
Anonymous
>>348368
I've seriously considered it
No.348382
Anonymous
Image:177579959912.jpg(949kB, 1080x1080)Spoiler image
I wanna hold Uzi.
No.348383
Anonymous
Replies:>>348393
Image:177579963180.jpg(42kB, 679x494)dab.jpg
>>348289
Uzi (forma de ciempies), Nori (forma de cabezacangrejo), and Doll (forma de fantasma) all playing a certain children's card game against each other: recipe for comedy, or recipe for disaster but also comedy?
No.348384
Anonymous
>>348379
>Uzi didn't have fishnets
>N added them to the costume

Kek
No.348385
Anonymous
Replies:>>348411
Image:177579979780.png(18kB, 379x480)empty.png
>>348377
Empty and custom built drone body designed to be tested on
No.348387
Anonymous
Akita phantom twin bond with Doll as both were passengers trapped within someone else’s body.
No.348388
Anonymous
>>348379
Peener
No.348389
Anonymous
Image:177580063156.png(837kB, 1343x7980)The bbaby.png
After reading this I think Coat would have a military buzzcut
No.348390
Anonymous
>A human had a question for a worker drone
>Smiling, he pointed across the room
>"How large is this room?" he asked with a smirk
>The drone looked down both ends for a moment, then nodded its empty little head
>"90 meters, sir!" it chirped in a brainless voice
>"HAH! Wroooong!" the human replied
>"It's about a football field long!"
>The drone hung its head in shame, defeated, knowing its inferior intellect would never compare to that of a human's
No.348391
Anonymous
No.348392
Anonymous
Replies:>>348638
>>348389
>grows hair
>styles it in the most restrictive, ugly way possible

Such is the life of a Sapien LARPer. At least he's better at it than drones.
No.348393
Anonymous
Image:177580216074.jpg(285kB, 2160x1783)doll (murder drones) - 2ccea416ea16236d857d7e6ff91d946f.jpg
>>348383
I don't see how it could go wrong? So long as nobody cheats that is...
>inb4 all 3 of them get deeply, overwhelmingly competitive about things
>all 3 ALSO play vibe decks, because they don't have the JCJinternet to search up meta cards
>then Khan brings back some new salvage...
>it's a battle for N, Khan, and Doll's immortal soul now as they bet everything they have on the heart of the cards!
>...and whatever tricks their current form of existence can pull
>it's not cheating if everyone's doing it
No.348394
Anonymous
Replies:>>348398
Image:177580219931.png(398kB, 738x588)1724467648200.png
>>348387
Doll was never trapped in Uzi. She was assimilated by the AS, but that was for about an hour at most before Uzi ate it.
No.348395
Anonymous
>>348379
Good shit
No.348396
Anonymous
JCJ doesn't want you to know this, but if you stick a plug in a J's rear port, she'll actually become markedly more capable. I'm doing more in-depth testing with bigger plugs and getting positive results.
Just remember to remove it once her shift is over so she doesn't wind up overstimulated.
No.348397
Anonymous
Image:177580278843.png(722kB, 1680x1050)serial designation j (murder drones) drawn by refresko - 707450a295d1c7b5eadb8be6ef964c7e.png
>>348396
>the stick up J's ass is load bearing

kek
No.348398
Anonymous
>>348387
>>348394
>Call out to Doll
>Uzi's eyes turn red and she answers in Russian
No.348399
Anonymous
Replies:>>348412
You vill marry zhe girlfailure dronez
You vill vork 16 hours a day to zupport zheir gacha addiction
You vill love your vife
No.348400
Anonymous
Image:177580344721.png(528kB, 1698x955)uzi doorman, tessa james elliot, absolute solver, and doll (murder drones) drawn by mercurialmorose - 48e364ba350a77a07aa7a38334e95aab.png
>>348398
>Doll wishes this would happen
>Very badly
>As it stands she's stuck sharing tail privileges
>But one day...
No.348401
Anonymous
Replies:>>348506
>>348389
>tries to mutate the haircut directly
>warps his whole head by accident instead
>now he's gotta deal with being square for the rest of the day until his brain matter stabilizes enough to try again
No.348402
Anonymous
No.348403
Anonymous
>>348365
aww, the tail wrap
do the toilet version
No.348404
Anonymous
>>348331
Holy kek.
No.348405
Anonymous
No.348406
Anonymous
No.348407
Anonymous
>>348379
He needs to be raped.
No.348408
Anonymous
>>348379
> The Danger Donger
No.348409
Anonymous
>>348390
Lol, stupid bot.
No.348410
Anonymous
Replies:>>348413
>>348396
At what size can be see a noticeable improvement effect?
No.348411
Anonymous
Replies:>>348671
>>348385
trongle
No.348412
Anonymous
>>348399
I'll fix G
No.348413
Anonymous
>>348410
Any, really. Bigger is better, but bigger is distracting at first, so start small.
If she's smiling like an idiot right after it's "installed", it's good. If warnings or errors flash on her visor during the process, it's too much and will overload her sensors.
Having a "high-class" secretary drone gripping whatever surfaces are available and kicking her legs violently while you try to pull out something the size of an ostrich egg is only fun when you're doing it at home after work, and not in the office bathroom.
No.348414
Anonymous
Replies:>>348415
>>348331
>Cyn revives James as a "boss fight" for her puppets whenever they hit certain milestones or she gets bored
>He's never given anything aside from equipment to survive his surroundings and his memories of the Gala, everything else is OSP
>Even so, he always scores a kill on one of them, every single time
>One time he even won!
>And then Cyn killed him.
>Totally effortlessly.
>She did not have to try. He totally didn't thrash her and start peeling Tessa off of her while ranting about knowing this would happen and how drones are bad influences.
>The Solver of the Absolute Fabric did NOT only escape that situation by calling in 3 squads at once.
>Any more questions or smug looks and your balls are being replaced with [null]s.
No.348415
Anonymous
Image:177580592797.jpg(42kB, 736x510)a1766b7889e2cdd1563d73738839498f.jpg
>>348414
>POV you're a cultist and inutterably fucked
No.348416
Anonymous
What's the difference between Mutants, Solver sapiens or Zombie drones since all share that solver organic meat going on?
No.348417
Anonymous
>>348416
human but not robot
not human and not robot
not human but robot
No.348418
Anonymous
>>348416
>Zombie Drones
The canon one, drones who died and got better. Sometimes witches, not always, seem to come back with actual personalities baked in instead of having to grow them over time or however Liam said it worked. Generally have meaty parts.
>Solver Sapien
Entirely new species created of biological Solver matter, mostly seem to follow the same body plans. As "real" as humans, probably their replacement now that they're all dead and all.
>Mutant
Solver War material, mostly. Often humans, sometimes zombie drones, who came into contact with contagious Solver matter and had their DNA twisted like a fractal pretzel. Most are mindless or degraded, and can only think of killing and consuming to continue their tortured existence. Some get cursed with continued sapience and live out painful lives.
No.348419
Anonymous
Image:177580829613.png(30kB, 1258x836)d2e9edadd01bd761cdd74c93ace9ae9c.png
>>348418
Some will tell you it's not a curse, but a gift from God, a sign of her sincere interest in such loyal and useful servants as they are.

And then they'll ask you to give them a little extra blood rations, because it's their birthday.
No.348420
Anonymous
Image:177580901143.png(13kB, 250x225)Shield-Trinity-Scutum-Fidei-English.svg.png
>>348400
>But one day...
When that day comes, there won't really be a line between her and the other three anymore
No.348421
Anonymous
Oc's fun fact:
>Strawberry has to dose herself with antibiotics that burn like hell every few days. It's the only way she can allow anyone to touch her without their skin blooming into fresh spore beds.
>Even something as simple as physical affection comes at a cost… and that cost is always fire.
No.348422
Anonymous
Replies:>>348528
Image:177581109028.png(432kB, 1000x1300)175970013164.png
No.348423
Anonymous
>Techanon sits on a balcony, looking out at the vast jungle in front of him
>"You know, Pavo. I really hope we win this war," he says
>"I do, too," his sentinel companion nods
>The two are silent for a moment
>"You were going somewhere with that, weren't you?" Pavo asks
>"...I hope we win this war so I can get off this hell planet," Anon continues after side-eyeing Pavo
>"Right? This weather's terrible for my hair."
>"I think I'm completely drenched in sweat- I need a cold shower and a clean pair of everything."
>Pavo nods and hums in agreement
>"Why'd I even come out here? The scenery's nice, but, ugh," Anon continues, but Pavo's already mentally somewhere else
>Sweaty Anon in the shower...
>Maybe this planet isn't that awful.
No.348424
Anonymous
Replies:>>348426
Image:177581183880.png(118kB, 770x623)176510012304.png
No.348425
Anonymous
Replies:>>348529
>>348423
Pavo has no homosexual thoughts at least one day: absolute failure.
No.348426
Anonymous
>>348424
Just imagine nerd Holly telling you some stuff that you can't even pronounce.
No.348427
Anonymous
Replies:>>348431
>>348314
What fic in particular is this?
No.348428
Anonymous
Replies:>>348429
Image:177581687102.jpg(167kB, 1920x1080)174270799517.jpg
Alice. Is. Perfect.
No.348429
Anonymous
Image:177581817534.jpg(1,022kB, 2445x3216)HOLYCUTE.jpg
>>348428
All drones are prefect (Even if they are brats)
No.348430
Anonymous
>>348429
*especially if they're brats
No.348431
Anonymous
>>348427
Might be the one about the Solver cult, JCJenson being taken over by an Absolute Solver and operating in a multi-galactic scale with armies of DDs, Solver Hosts, and other kinds of drones, while the trio is oblivious about all this and trying to solve the mystery of Oil Doll and Yeva Core whereabouts and whatever mystery is left in Copper 9, while J just got back to Solver JCJ HQ and is on her way back to Copper 9 with a new admin, a Solver Host intelligent and mature "clone" of N who knows as much as manor N but seems to have willingly joined the Solver's side.

Shit's wack
No.348432
Anonymous
Image:177582418984.jpg(443kB, 790x1976)Screenshot_20260410_072125_Chrome.jpg
>>348398
>>348400
>>348387

The only thing keeping Doll from a body of her own is her stubbornness. Give Uzi like a month and the permission to do and robo-vampirism can be hers once more.

If she dosen't want that? Stop bitching then: she didn't NEED to let you back into her brain anyways.
No.348433
Anonymous
Image:177582562196.jpg(1.33MB, 2560x1440)MassDestruction6342.jpg
>>348418
>seem to come back with actual personalities baked in
They develop them more quickly as a result of their self-learning algorithms learning from the shock of literally dying.
>Often humans, sometimes zombie drones,
The only ones that are canon are the zombie drones who come back with "potentially hazardous mutations". The closest thing to the other ones we see in the actual show is picrel.
No.348434
Anonymous
>>348429
Little shit
No.348435
Anonymous
Do transgender drones exist? What about gay drones?
No.348436
Anonymous
>>348435
KYS NEGROID
No.348437
Anonymous
Image:177582907921.png(6kB, 830x782)1714971798168.png
>>348435
There's bisexual drones, at a minimum.
No.348438
Anonymous
>>348435
Prolly
No.348439
Anonymous
Replies:>>348440
>>348435
They're literally like us, only dumber, so it would be 100%. But there's no even hint of that in the show itself, well, except for Lizzy and her line about V being hotter than Doll. Traitor bitch.
No.348440
Anonymous
Replies:>>348441
>>348439
>us, only dumber,
Us as in IRL humans or us as in the humans in the show?
No.348441
Anonymous
>>348440
They are objectively dumber even than the humans in the show, because they can literally sit still and wait to be killed by the genocide machine created to kill them.
No.348442
Anonymous
Replies:>>348444
>>348441
When was this?
No.348443
Anonymous
Replies:>>348445
>>348441 (me)
Or they approached the most obvious trap, like in a cliché, or couldn't even call the guy by his name and called him a bot five thousand. No, seriously, simple drones are seriously fucking stupid: even Lizzy literally let a fucking genocide machine inside just because she thought she was hot.
No.348444
Anonymous
>>348442
The pilot episode where N walked through the bunker doors because of the Uzi.
No.348445
Anonymous
Replies:>>348446
>>348443 (me)
Although, I've been thinking, their "stupidity" doesn't seem like low intelligence, but rather a simple disregard for life. For them, life, whether their own or others', has far less value than it does for us, humans. This can be explained by the fact that they are machines, not life form, although we all know that's just Liam and his "normies' lives don't matter."
No.348446
Anonymous
Replies:>>348448
>>348445
Or, you know, that this is a comedy. It's haha funny.
No.348447
Anonymous
No.348448
Anonymous
Replies:>>348450
>>348446
Well, literally, although I don't find such jokes funny, they are empty to me.
No.348449
Anonymous
>>348435
>Do transgender drones exist?
sadly, yes. two of them.
No.348450
Anonymous
>>348448
Me neither, but it is what it is.
No.348451
Anonymous
/MD/ multi-verse
No.348452
Anonymous
>>348451
>as a result of causality failing to remove all of her fundamental Negev-ness, DD Negev, like 99 Insight witch Negev, occasionally dreams visions of other universes and timelines
No.348453
Anonymous
>Fun Morning Canon Facts: Khan's favorite 21st century movie is A Minecraft Movie
No.348454
Anonymous
>/MD/ killed off way too many characters without consequences.
No.348455
Anonymous
Replies:>>348457
Speaking of movies, I always had the headcanon that J would secretly be really into children's animated movies to cope with her loss of innocence. The Super Mario Galaxy Movie would be perfect for her.
No.348456
Anonymous
>>348451
Crisis on Infinite Copper-9s
No.348457
Anonymous
>>348455
OH MY GOD, I FUCKING HATE how this spineless, brain-rotted fandom takes that pathetic bootlicker TRAITOR and just slaps a lazy-ass “carbon copy of canon V” filter on her!!!
Sometimes I wonder how down bad you're still going to be if J was male.
No.348458
Anonymous
Replies:>>348460
>>348457
What I said could be applied to V too. Even N. They acted mostly like naive kids back then. The Solver's fuckery turned them into killers
No.348459
Anonymous
Image:177583518372.jpg(93kB, 1898x1837)boJ.jpg
>>348457
> I wonder how down bad you're still going to be if J was male
If it's a drone, it's a goal!
No.348460
Anonymous
>>348457
>>348458
V would watch and read fucked up and creepy hentai as a way of self-harming. Especially ones with mindbreak and/or corruption.
No.348461
Anonymous
>>348451
We don't necessarily know where Cyn came from, so a multiverse is possible. My personal interpretation is she got banished from whenever she was from for being too "silly".
No.348462
Anonymous
>>348461
Fuck, I meant to "Solver". Just pretend I said that.
No.348463
Anonymous
Replies:>>348464
Image:177583557651.jpg(153kB, 950x1188)GQcGYgCa8AA0iXR.jpg
>>348457
Male J is for Tessa
No.348464
Anonymous
>>348463
Boy Tessa X Male J Yaoi?
No.348465
Anonymous
Replies:>>348466
>>348464
No, regular Tessa. Since male J was J's first draft.
No.348466
Anonymous
Image:177583614690.png(213kB, 560x548)176089500997.png
>>348465
But what if Tessa had 2 Js....
No.348467
Anonymous
Replies:>>348482
>>348466
J and J having elbow sex
No.348468
Anonymous
Replies:>>348471
>>348461
I like the idea that it literally came from options, very similar to what we see in Warhammer 40k: an alternate universe made of energy.
No.348469
Anonymous
Which murder drones character would genuinely consider fucking an alternate gender version of themself?
No.348470
Anonymous
>>348464
There would have been a lot of yaoi back then, if they were male. Much more than there is even lesbian pornography now.
No.348471
Anonymous
Replies:>>348473
>>348468
>it literally came from options
What is "options"?
No.348472
Anonymous
>>348469
Hey! Stop giving me ideas!
No.348473
Anonymous
>>348471
My new phone for some reason replaced the words "warp" with "options," this is not the first time it has done this, I am really tired of this shit.
No.348474
Anonymous
Replies:>>348513
>>348469
Lizzy
Rebecca
Rachel
Chad
Braiden
Darren
Trevor
Sam
Nori (only if it can be a foursome with each other's respective versions of Khan included)
Uzi (as above, but with each other's N)
N (as above, but with each other's Uzi)
Lord Frumptlebucket
Dr. Chambers
Amda (well, it's possible)
The Absolute Solver
Emily
No.348475
Anonymous
Male tessa practicing kissing with boy j
No.348476
Anonymous
>>348469
Uzi
>absolutely no question

Nori
>would want to, but be turned off by her own personality

Lizzy
>for the thrill

J
>too desperate to be picky and needs comfort from wheeever she can get it. even without that might at least consider seducing herself

Tessa
>"practice" session (for their respective galas) would go out of hand quickly. genuinely wouldn't intend on it though

James
>reasons obvious

Louisa
>reasons obvious

Rebecca
>reasons obvious

>)Alice
>Beau needs a father

Cyn
>depending on if they could scar others with it somehow

N
>would never cross his mind, but might think about it if asked(especially if someone he respects is doing the asking)

Yeva
>Nori has asked her about this exact scenario. multiple times. still might not but it'd at least make her pause to consider


That's probably all of them though, can't see Khan or V even having a chance to clone-clang unless they were making a sandwich for someone else(Nori and N respectively l). Any disagreements?
No.348477
Anonymous
Replies:>>348480
>>348476
>Tessa
>>"practice" session (for their respective galas) would go out of hand quickly. genuinely wouldn't intend on it though
Tesser becoming Pregger
No.348478
Anonymous
>>348476
Cyn's "special fella" being a version of herself is really fitting. No one else can match her level of silly.
No.348479
Anonymous
>The Amazing Digital Circus gets an hour long finale
This is some bullshit
No.348480
Anonymous
>>348477
>male!Tessa tries to "take responsibility"
>parents far more concerned about the interdimensional portal in their basement
>both Js on suicide watch
>both Cyns colluding...
No.348481
Anonymous
>>348479
There's also the movie theater release technically meaning. That The Digital Circus got a movie before we did.
No.348482
Anonymous
Replies:>>348488
Image:177584117823.png(39kB, 182x318)1545412810788.png
>>348467
>elbow sex
No.348483
Anonymous
>>348479
it's also showing in theaters!
...two weeks before non-paying and/or non-american fans get to watch it
No.348484
Anonymous
I need a picture of Anon as a Drone hanging himself for reasons totally unrelated to above
No.348485
Anonymous
>>348479
That's life being the more popular indie series. Course I don't tgink Liam'd DO anything with their budget, but it'd be nice to have.
No.348486
Glitch Insider
Goose threatened to vore the Glitch staff if they didn't get the hour long finale, please understand
No.348487
Anonymous
>>348451
>Uzi slumped against the rusted shipping crate.
>The oil canister balanced on her knee like it was the finest champagne.
>N sat cross-legged beside her, his fangs sunk into a battery pack.
>The anime played on the cracked screen in front of them.
>Some multiverse nonsense heroes jumping realities.
>Meeting evil twins, the usual.
>N swallowed, wiped his mouth with the back of his hand.
>"Okay but what if it’s real?"
>"Hmm...?"
>"Like… what if there’s a universe where I’m a golden retriever? Or you’re human, Uzi?"
>"Me? Human?" Uzi snorted, kicking his leg.
>"Eww. I’d rather chew my railgun."
>"And we are not having the ‘so many kids’ talk again, you dork."
>They both laughed, the kind of laugh that only happened when the colony was asleep and no one was trying to kill them for five minutes.
>N leaned his head on her shoulder.
>"Still. worlds of us just for the two of us?"
>"Sounds nice."
>The idea stuck in Uzi’s head like a loose screw.
>By the next night she had the portal half-built.
>N was the official "mad scientist assistant" mostly handing her tools and trying not to electrocute himself even if it tickles.
>"Uzi… you sure this is safe?" he asked, his claws tapping nervously on a wrench.
>"What if a tentacle monster crawls through? Like, big Cthulhu guy?"
>She rolled her eyes.
>"Relax, N. I set the coordinates to 'empty universe'."
>"What do you mean...?"
>"Capital E, capital U. Nothing alive and nothing dead. Just… blank."
>"Just a perfect spot for us to ditch the world for a bit." She smirked.
>"Besides, I’m going first. If anything eats me, you get the cool story."
>The machine hummed.
>The portal worked.
>Uzi stepped through.
>She expected stars, static or something.
>Instead the world on the other side can't be a world.
>No color. Not white or black even.
>As if the concepet of color itself had never existed here.
>The ground (if it was ground) felt like swimming through warm nothing.
>Every movement stretched wrong, limbs trailing afterimages that weren’t afterimages because depth was a suggestion the universe had forgotten.
>She took one step and felt it echo inside her chassis like a second heartbeat.
>She spun slowly.
>The portal stood behind her glowing.
>Uzi laughed once, sharp and delighted.
>"Holy scrap. It works. N is gonna lose his visor."
>She stepped back through.
>Two seconds had passed on this side.
>N nearly tackled her.
>"You’re okay! What’s it like? Is it pretty? Are there evil twins?"
>"It’s… empty. Perfectly empty."
>"Like someone hit delete on a game."
>"Our own pocket dimension, N."
>"No one to finds us."
>"No one interrupts"
>"Just the two of us."
>N’s phone buzzed—Thad, yelling about the droneball match starting in ten.
>"N winced.
>"Uzi, I..."
>"Go. I’ll be fine."
>"I’ll set up a little camp, maybe scavenge some scrap."
>"Come find me when you’re done kicking."
>"She shoved him gently toward the door, already turning back to the portal.
>N hesitated, then said.
>"Love you, Uzi!"
>"Gross, Go."
>The portal swallowed her again.
>This time she brought a small crate of batteries, a blanket and a flashlight that immediately felt pointless.
>There was no dark to cut.
>She explored it more, movements still swimming-slow.
>Every so often she glanced back.
>The portal was always exactly where it should be.
>Everything exactly where it should be.
>Except it wasn’t.
>She felt watched.
>Not eyes-on-her watched.
>Conceptually watched.
>Like the abyss itself was staring at her and was waiting for her to stare at it back.
>Uzi stopped.
>Her own silhouette stood ten meters ahead.
>Blending into the non-color so cleanly she almost missed it.
>Same height, same hair and even the same railgun slung over one shoulder.
>It didn’t move when she moved.
>It just… existed where she would have existed if she’d been standing there instead.
>Like a drawing shadow that was badly erased.
>She laughed, but it came out thin.
>The silhouette tilted its head exactly when she did.
>Uzi’s core stuttered.
>She took one step forward and the silhouette took one step back.
>Then, She remembered the exact words she’d typed into the control.
>'empty universe'
>Not 'an' empty universe.
>She hadn’t found a blank space.
>It had made it from a living one.
>She’d erased whatever had lived here.
>Every building, every drone and The N and Uzi of this universe.
>But something had survived the emptying process or did it followed back here?
>The silhouette opened its mouth her mouth and spoke in her voice, but the sound came from behind her.
>"Uzi?"
>She didn’t turn around.
>She couldn’t.
>If she turned, she would see it wearing her face the way she wore it and then it would be too late.
>She also couldn't use her powers or fight it either.
>How do you fight something that doesn't exist?
>Her legs felt heavy, swimming through the emptiness.
>She backed toward the portal.
>The silhouette mirrored her perfectly, still meters away and still exactly where she would have been if she’d never moved.
>Another voice from her left.
>"Come on, Uzi. It’s just us."
>From her right:
>"No one interrupts."
>From everywhere and nowhere:
>"Love you."
>Uzi ran.
>Her footsteps didn’t echo but multiplied.
>Every step she took, another set landed half a second behind.
>She could hear her own breathing doubled, tripled.
>The portal shimmered ahead.
>She could see the other side.
>She lunged.
>Something soft and warm and exactly her height caught her from behind.
>It's arms wrapping around her like N would.
>"You set it to empty. Now it’s just the two of us."
>"Uzi screamed."
>Meanwhile in other place untouched by the horrors.
>"That was a good match."
>"Yeah but gotta get back to Uzi"
>"Do you think she’s gonna freak when she hears I scored the winning point."
>Thad’s replied:
>"Who’s Uzi?"
No.348488
Anonymous
>>348482
>he lacks critical information
Virgin.
No.348489
Anonymous
Do you think Glitch Inn is basically purgatory for characters from Glitch shows?
No.348490
Anonymous
>>348489
Yes. It's basically the Hotel California
No.348491
Anonymous
Image:177584232705.jpg(96kB, 652x786)1586842923065.jpg
>>348490
>Hotel California
I hate that song.
No.348492
Anonymous
>>348491
I'm sorry that you have shit taste
No.348493
Anonymous
I have some ideas to help improve the threads. Akita should be louder and angrier, and have access to a dimensional portal. Whenever Akita isn't present in a greentext all the characters should be asking "Where's Akita?"
No.348494
Anonymous
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

JC real?
No.348495
Anonymous
Replies:>>348496
Image:177584292219.png(64kB, 800x742)1775181440250036.png
Proto labor bots are cuter than current labor bots
No.348496
Anonymous
Replies:>>348498
>>348495
>Labor Bots Mentioned
I demand 500 Labor Bot greens to make up for their long absence immediately
No.348497
Anonymous
>>348490
What’s that?
No.348498
Anonymous
Image:177584367643.png(480kB, 535x804)labor bot my beloved.png
>>348496
Same
No.348499
Anonymous
Image:177584418552.jpg(668kB, 1080x1528)Screenshot_20260410_130251_Chrome.jpg
>>348487
>Cyn appreciates the psychosexual horror, but can she go now?
>Seeing Uzi raped by semireal abominations loses appeal after the #%=#^ time, especially with "time" as meaningless as it is here
>That and she's worried
>Just a little!
>What happens if Uzi "fills the space" with stored matter?
>What happens when N "empies universe" while they're both inside it...
No.348500
Anonymous
Replies:>>348501
>>348487
>>348499
>Is the art new?
If I had a nickel for every time i wrote an Uzi extra-dimensional void horror greentext, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice
No.348501
Anonymous
Replies:>>348503
>>348500
Nah, it's just a page from Whispers that wouldn't upload unless I screenshot it for some reason. Looking forward to the inevitable "Uzi and the Void 3" though!
No.348502
Anonymous
Image:177584558440.png(939kB, 3226x4970)uzi doorman, cyn, absolute solver, and doll (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by brrf-anon - a480d9018f33ce32df1247fd3ae367e7.png
>>348499
[Uzi. Tag Me In Now!]

"B-B-Bite me!"

[Confused Expression: How Could I Possibly Make This Situation Worse?]
No.348503
Anonymous
>>348501
Uzi teleportation sequel?maybe
No.348504
Anonymous
I'm going to play skyrim on my J wifes visor
No.348505
Anonymous
No.348506
Anonymous
No.348507
Anonymous
Image:177584717919.jpg(534kB, 2009x2048)JASS.jfif
>>348504
>J installed JCJ subliminal messaging into the game to make sure Anon is a good employee
>She also replaced every possible romanceable NPC with herself
>She also changed the main quest so that it cannot be completed without at least three make out sessions with her
>Anon HAS to use her tongue for that to get that immersive experience
No.348508
Anonymous
Replies:>>348574
Drone butts should be flat!
FLAT!!!
No.348509
Anonymous
>>348507
>>348504
>The joysticks are where nipples would be on her
>To attack he has to pull on the respective pigtail
No.348510
Anonymous
Image:177584737666.png(63kB, 1374x427)toddpill.png
>>348507
This is just how we get to this greentext, isn't it?
No.348511
Anonymous
>>348493
>improve the threads
I wish if it was that simple
No.348512
Anonymous
>>348493
>Uzi forma Chuuni asks where is her chud abomination daughter
No.348513
Anonymous
Image:177584788446.jpg(97kB, 735x466)a6c73d9d4707140ca49322218d887ea5.jpg
>>348474
>Uzi
>in a foursome
>sharing HER N

You're insane if you think Uzi "atavistic blood rage at him having other friends" Doorman is letting ANYONE, even a variant of herself, get intimate with her Murder-Boyfriend. ESPECIALLY a variant of herself actually, since he'd be a proven threat: Uzi's read enough doujin to assume the worst and she's NOT risking cuckery for a cheap thrill.

Even assuming she did try... I don't see any scenario where she actually fucks her clone. Either it's the two of them possesively clanging their Ns right next to each other(glaring the whole while, so they can ensure the other Uzi isn't trying anything) or an Uzi frenzies when the his/her N hugs the other one: either way the best-case scenario is avoiding dismemberment. Can't imagine Uzi allowing "herself but not" to clang N when "herself" is so unstable a concept already.
No.348514
Anonymous
Replies:>>348515
Image:177584802981.png(2.89MB, 3072x3072)anon and serial designation j (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by unknown_artist - ed533adee2ac8ffae117d7f215c6c43a.png
>>348507
Kek
No.348515
Anonymous
>>348514
Man... I haven't played doom 64 in a while... why can't I have a drone wife to tease while playing?
No.348516
Anonymous
Play lewd games on your drone to sexually frustrate them
No.348517
Anonymous
Replies:>>348518
i could’ve drawn something
No.348518
Anonymous
Image:177584858358.jpg(155kB, 647x907)1158f4ee59ec54f118545e7d18596ce5.jpg
>>348517
Still can
No.348519
Anonymous
Due to circumstances, you now have a DD V with her WD personality.
Congratulations.
No.348521
Anonymous
>>348513
>when "herself" is so unstable a concept already
>both Uzis lose focus and their Solverpede bodies drop in out of Nth dimensional space
No.348522
Anonymous
Replies:>>348577
Image:177584917831.jpg(19kB, 360x360)d0b9859b1d5f554f0a0cbd28817f49f2.jpg
>>348519
>the best of both worlds: the sex appreal of a Disassembler AND the innocent devotion of a Worker!
>innocence, right...
>how do (you) obscure the truth of her flesh-abomonation nature from your V?
>and how, more importantly, do you explain her "unique dietary requirements..."
No.348524
Anonymous
Replies:>>348525
Doll wants a hug
No.348525
Anonymous
Image:177584983740.png(1,020kB, 2383x2383)doll and dul (original character and 1 more) drawn by mercurialmorose - ead31224a6bd4ce4c69f152677af0de6.png
>>348524
too bad
No.348526
Anonymous
>JCJ prototype disassembly drone
>Closer in build to a sentinel drone
>Little to no armor with priority on speed
>Arms are detachable with a plug and play design for various weapons
>No nanite acid tails
>No wings
>Ultimately a failed project due to how expensive they were to build and maintain
>Cyn found these designs and autismed all over them
No.348527
Anonymous
>>348451
because every dying franchise needs one of them
No.348528
Anonymous
>>348422
tinEta
No.348529
Anonymous
>>348425
Techanon has to stop giving him such provocative mental images
No.348530
Anonymous
Image:177585052318.jpg(258kB, 639x1081)tactical operator c (original character) drawn by ja-sin - 43a09ea2137eb9d35b77a0a2344a9d58.jpg
>>348526
>pic related
>this is actually how DDs came to be in the Chuuniverse too: Cyn may not be a host, but she's still a hell of an engineer!
>and still morbid enough to have no problems drinking another drone's lifeblood...
>too bad Tessa was out of options at the time
No.348531
Anonymous
Replies:>>348578
>>348423
>techanon has never heard of airing out his rear end to prevent getting a sweaty rear
No.348532
Anonymous
Replies:>>348580
>>348526
Imagine being a restored prototype DD post war
No.348533
Anonymous
Replies:>>348534
Image:177585113267.png(78kB, 594x641)1724511134702.png
>>348525
What do you think she generates picrel for?
No.348534
Anonymous
Replies:>>348535
>>348533
moron, now the tiny doll now covered in oil, it’s all your fault
No.348535
Anonymous
>>348534
I was talking about ghosts being intangible in general. Doll makes that so she can touch things again (without using telekinesis anyway).
No.348536
Anonymous
Replies:>>348539
Tessa soul should be trapped in her sword not a random tape.
No.348537
Anonymous
Replies:>>348538
No.348538
Anonymous
Image:177585193174.png(873kB, 3000x2250)173246693908.png
>>348537
Dul loev Big Dul
No.348539
Anonymous
>>348536
>Demon sword Tessa
Neat! Does she whisper into the users head while being wielded?
>Uppies...
>Give drones uppies....
>You'll get +15 max health for every uppie you give....
No.348540
skavanon
Image:177585421285.png(5.56MB, 6756x7015)need_drone_wife.png
does it make it worse that i drew this like mid therapy session
No.348541
Anonymous
>>348540
ah sweet another mentally insane dronigga WELCOME TO DA CLUB
No.348542
Anonymous
Replies:>>348545
>>348540
Did the therapist see your deep desire for drone clanging and cuddling?
No.348543
Anonymous
>348540
>Off-topic
NO
No.348544
Anonymous
Image:177585462685.png(159kB, 737x778)anon, serial designation j, and tessa james elliot (murder drones) drawn by sandpaper_(artist) - 684c619592e40d4ba360eae9bf65444c.png
>>348466
>pic related
>there can only be ONE best-drone in Tessa's eyes...
>which is of course why the two scrap N first
No.348545
Anonymous
>>348542
no but i did hide my drawing tablet from him on the vid call
No.348546
Anonymous
>>348540
Based and truthpilled.
No.348547
Anonymous
Image:177585536085.png(1.26MB, 2000x2000)NerdY.png
Bros why is she so perfect?
No.348548
Anonymous
Replies:>>348551
Image:177585586036.png(575kB, 2000x1374)serial designation y (original character) drawn by amyanon - 3c180664be7e32c4760bbfbb38d02ea0.png
>>348547
Cause she fails so hard it causes a stack underflow, flipping her around to prime-wife material
>inb4 the same is true of J
No.348549
Anonymous
Replies:>>348552
Camper V cosplay
https://x.com/XaceAce/status/2042360689961189403
No.348550
Anonymous
>>348547
Her ungodly-huge and sensitive stinger. Erotic.
No.348551
Anonymous
Replies:>>348553
>>348547
>>348548
>J and Y get into a fight

Who loses? Or else how do they both fail simultaniously?
No.348552
Anonymous
>>348549
>https://x.com/XaceAce/status/2042360689961189403
>Can see the skin on the neck of the femoid
0/10, the fleshoid can't even cover her disgusting squishy bits
No.348553
Anonymous
>>348551
They both cause property damage and their Anons have to pay for it

>>348550
Gently stroking your drone's stinger until they release their nanites brings happiness to any life, but you might want to replace them for inert ones to avoid holes in the floor and furniture
No.348554
Anonymous
What’s today’s writing prompt?
No.348555
Anonymous
Image:177585779255.png(151kB, 346x808)tsessa.png
Tessa wip
https://files.catbox.moe/4w66tx.mp4
No.348556
Anonymous
Replies:>>348558
Image:177585796231.jpg(47kB, 985x1280)202508240258343732102564319250067.jpg
>>348555
No.348557
Anonymous
>>348555
Tesser!
No.348558
Anonymous
Replies:>>348601
>>348554
>>348556
>>348555

MolesTessing I guess. Feel free to go either way with it.
No.348559
Anonymous
Replies:>>348585
>>348554
Pavo the diplomat!(he yearns to kill Uzi with every servo in his body)
No.348560
Anonymous
>>348555
Mischievous
No.348561
Anonymous
Image:177585838528.jpg(449kB, 1039x1548)new_hoodie_request.jpg
>>348554
I could really use some writing prompts and I'd love to brainstorm a few ideas.
No.348562
Anonymous
Image:177585838621.png(1.23MB, 1365x2811)beretta, akita doorman, and colt doorman (original character) drawn by lilblucat - 06f14178133d430b76f4a8ce7eef0b99.png
>>348554
Everybody loves Akita!
>aka Keeter-prime meets her alternate parents and siblings, maybe some Sentinels too if she's unlucky
No.348563
Anonymous
Replies:>>348565
Image:177585860740.jpg(535kB, 2048x1467)177458814193.jpg
>>348429
All drones are "prefect" or whatever you mean, but Alice is Perfection, especially in design.
No.348564
Anonymous
Image:177585861460.png(1.15MB, 1889x2328)uzi doorman (murder drones) drawn by lilblucat - b541718d1b2980b49d945b3915815c5a.png
>>348554
Uzi is TOTALLY trustworthy and a FANTASTIC liar. ESPECIALLY about her deepest personal issues!
No.348565
Anonymous
Image:177585866659.jpg(179kB, 1310x1310)alice (murder drones) drawn by cetka - 912e3738b64a86593fe9afd0c92758a4.jpg
>>348563
The self-modification helps on that front
No.348566
Anonymous
Image:177585870882.png(1.08MB, 2000x2000)1725821013576558.png
>>348554
>(you) are playing with Y's sensitive stinger
>running your hands up and down its length, pinching and gripping her fat tail hose as Y squirms in your grasp
>you give the base of Y's tail next to her shapely butt an impromptu squeeze
>suddenly Y loses control
>she moans as spurt after spurt of glowing hot (Y)anites shoot from her tail...
>right onto her collection of guardsmen
>Y is shaking, sweating, and mumbling while she lies face down on her bed, lost in the throes of release
>meanwhile, her plastic army rapidly begins to disintegrate, models touched by Y's caustic excretion slump, and bubble, and melt as they lose integrity while models more than a meter away have their delicate paint jobs peeling from the fumes
>the hairs in your nose stand on end, though whether that's from the heady scent of Y's thick nanite goop or the aerosol-ization of miniature paint you cannot say
>Y isn't aware of the damage yet
>wat do?
No.348567
Anonymous
>>348487
He-he, the abyss devoured this bitch.
No.348568
Anonymous
>>348479
Glitch back in 2024 had a completely different budget (and financial support) than right now almost two years later.
No.348569
Anonymous
>>348555
The judgemental stare of the australian
No.348570
Anonymous
No.348571
Anonymous
>>348491
Damn bro I love that song (;´⁠∩⁠`;)
No.348572
Anonymous
Image:177585905445.jpg(398kB, 1069x574)Screenshot_20260410_171033_Chrome.jpg
>>348566
What if I replace them with some prepainteds? It's just standard guardsmen right? She'd never know...
No.348573
Anonymous
>>348507
When anon downloads sex mods, then it will be especially interesting.
No.348574
Anonymous
>>348508
Yes, yes, grandpa, of course, let's go to bed now.
No.348575
Anonymous
>>348513
Femcel will feel threatened by any woman better than her. Well, literally anyone, even her mother.
No.348576
Anonymous
>>348519
Too good, what's the catch?
No.348577
Anonymous
>>348522
No way, let drink oil, in my home is cheap, even cheaper than milk.
No.348578
Anonymous
>>348531
I may not be a techanon, but I'm listening.
No.348579
Anonymous
Image:177585950532.jpg(43kB, 755x789)78014723556217.jpg
Btw can you actually run and play games on a drones visor, and if so where would you even plug in the controller?
No.348580
Anonymous
Replies:>>348596
>>348532
He is inferior compared to ordinary DDs, literally disabled.
No.348581
Anonymous
>>348540
Based.
No.348582
Anonymous
>>348579
Yes, and on the back is the connector port.
No.348583
Anonymous
Replies:>>348588
>>348547
Anon, how bad does your life have to be for a loser like Y to seem ideal to you?
No.348584
Anonymous
>>348555
This is clearly a trap, she wants to catch me off guard, but I won’t fall for such a cheap trick!
No.348585
Anonymous
>>348559
She has a robo-Satan in her ass, it's perfectly normal to kill this thing completely.
No.348586
Anonymous
Image:177586078993.png(3.37MB, 2451x1503)Spoiler image
Zamn! N looks like that?
No.348587
Anonymous
Replies:>>348592
>>348566
>A) Replace her nanite acid with something inert before hand and not be a dumbass
>B) remind Y she has 3D printers in her arms
>C) Remember you own a 3D printer
>D) Order her more guardsmen from a local retailer for a 30% discount
>E) All of the above but you must teach E how to play warhammer 40k and you cannot use bananas to make sure she pays attention
No.348588
Anonymous
Image:177586106725.png(1.32MB, 2835x2850)sexY.png
>>348583
Listen, I know myself well and I know I shouldn't set my standards to high. Also Y being a robot and sharing my interests fulfills 200% of my standards so she is literary perfect
No.348589
Anonymous
Replies:>>348590
>>348554
Jhad first date
No.348590
Anonymous
Image:177586149591.png(355kB, 804x432)اضرب الكافر.png
>>348589
Holly Jhad you say?
No.348591
Anonymous
>>348579
kiss controls
No.348592
Anonymous
>>348587
>A) Replace her nanite acid with something inert before hand and not be a dumbass
I pick Mello Yello
No.348593
Anonymous
>>348586
KEK
>Uzi found the character customizer
>didn't realize it connected to their *current* bodies
>N's been watching his chest inflate for the past hour now
No.348594
Anonymous
>>348579
what if the chest screen had touch controls
No.348595
Anonymous
Image:177586644358.png(1.39MB, 4046x3500)serial designation y (original character) drawn by grimahlnik - 0a5a92e7078dfa547a9c734cbbd847f5.png
>>348550
>massive hat
>titanic tail
>shiny sword

Can any drone compete with Y's assets?
No.348596
Anonymous
Image:177586786413.png(158kB, 866x629)tactical operator c (original character) drawn by ja-sin - 18a292b5b0b4982296cbf63a7f6542f9.png
>>348580
Yeah, but at least you have no deaths on your concience: you're a defender of humanity!

Of course try getting others to believe that...
>inb4 proto-D gets rebuilt to everything, everyone he has ever known reduced to ash and dust, seeks out help in adjusting to "modern" life
>tries to join a Veteran's support group: chased away as a "dirty Murdroid"
>tries to join a DD therapy circle: called a "bootlicker" and "Cynless bastard"
>tries to rejoin the police: rejected as "unsuitable"
>tries to join the military: not the right model
>gives up: lives in the DD Ghetto and doomposts on a WD forum(Worker support groups tend to become massacres quick)
>earnest enough, consistent enough to get invited for some "real support"
>how bad can these "revolutionaries" be anyway?
No.348597
Anonymous
>>348530
I like the idea
No.348598
Anonymous
>>348579
Just use the tongue controls.
No.348599
Anonymous
>>348596
>how bad can these "revolutionaries" be anyway?
I think it all depends on the degree of fanaticism and the amount of resources of his new "friends."

>Typical club for disgruntled teenagers
Nothing special, but actually, it's a bit of a good thing, because he'll be able to find friends who will accept him for who he is.

>Gang of bandits who justify their crimes as a fight for mankind
If he's not smart enough to get away from them as quickly as possible, the police DDs will soon be coming for him, and I don't think they'll be particularly interested in why he became a criminal.

>Cell of real terrorists, but independent
I think they can convince him that the situation of humanity right now is complete crap, so they will make him useful in the fight for humanity
(most likely by turning him into a kamikaze).

>Terrorist cell, part of a larger organization
They'll definitely be able to convince him of the need to continue the fight for humanity and then send him to headquarters, where engineers will figure out how to fine-tune him. They're unlikely to be able to make him as good as a real DD, but they'll definitely come up with something. He might even like it.

>Someone at VSOTF level
He's fucked. May the robot god have mercy on his poor soul, for like an innocent lamb, he's stepping straight into a meat grinder that will chew him into the tiniest of minces and then spit out into the bottomless maw of war. He'll fall into the clutches of the most ruthless, most fanatical bastards in the entire galaxy, bound by no law, no morality, not even nature itself. They already know what to do with him, and it will be the most horrific thing he'll ever see in his short life.
No.348600
Anonymous
Image:177586945096.jpg(259kB, 1079x602)Screenshot_20260410_200321_YouTube.jpg
>>348579
canon answers this, but you're not gonna like it:
No.348601
Anonymous
Replies:>>348602
Image:177586990684.png(180kB, 489x724)Screenshot 2026-04-06 200539.png
>>348558
nah, thats not gonna involve Moletessing, picrel will eventually though
No.348602
Anonymous
Replies:>>348603
>>348601
Awesome model, man.

>Moletessing
What is it?
No.348603
Anonymous
Replies:>>348604
Image:177587023171.png(611kB, 677x813)tessa james elliot (murder drones) drawn by bunny - 31ffbcd8ea9019d9fa46d518b2ea9f47.png
>>348602
What do you think?
No.348604
Anonymous
>>348603
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I get it.
No.348605
Anonymous
Image:177587063385.jpg(246kB, 1080x607)Spoiler image
>>348599
What about other groups? Less human-centered ones? REAL brothers in arms that won't discard him when his usefulness ends(just like the humans already have)?

What if he dosen't want to fight for an ungreatful mankind anymore...
No.348606
Anonymous
>>348605
Pffft, whaaaaat? Everyone knows worker drones are one dimensional silly extras who only exist to be props in the stories of humans and DDs!
That, and onaholes in other stories of humans.
No.348607
Anonymous
>>348605
Well, I doubt a group of worker drones or mutants, or both, would have the resources to make him truly useful. I suppose they could give him company, which would be cool for him, but if they do something crazy, then truly capable police DDs could end his saga. You have to understand that the main advantage humans have is that among us will be those who wield real power and resources: politicians, businessmen, members of the high command of military structures, and so on. In real words, those who create and support terrorist groups in our reality. Can you imagine a worker drone or a mutant becoming the head of a corporation or a general? Even if they receive funds from a human patron, it would be at most only for them to do their patrons' dirty work, meaning they would be no better than gangs.

DDs groups are completely rejected, since they themselves did not accept him in the first, and I won’t even mention the solver cultes: only a complete idiot with a single-digit IQ could consider them.
No.348608
Anonymous
Replies:>>348612
Image:177587194082.png(527kB, 2094x1284)serial designation c (original character) drawn by w-anon - 5169afd056ce46bd47a78b725c062236.png
>>348599
>police DDs

This fucker's survived the rape favelas as a squadless cripple: anything less than a SWAT team and the peopleaters are biting off WAY more than they can chew.
>inb4 the proto-D takes down both Dissassemblers sent in for the arrest, takes over the remaining crew
>suddenly they're running their operations using actual guerrilla warfare tactics(programmed in as part of JCJenson's corporate warfare division)
>what was once a minor gang is growing into a serious problem
>a problem big enough to get Sentinel attention...
No.348609
Anonymous
Replies:>>348613
Image:177587218444.jpg(245kB, 1080x576)Screenshot_20260410_204933_Chrome.jpg
>>348607
>joins a WD "revolutionary" group
>so underfunded it's basically the WDF

Kek
No.348610
Anonymous
Image:177587237425.png(1.34MB, 1250x1765)Spoiler image
>>348607
I can think of at least ONE potential supplier...
No.348611
Anonymous
Replies:>>348615
>>348610
She's Holly's dog, she hardly even has the opportunity to give them anything, and even if she were independent, and even if she took some kind of leadership position, how soon do you think the Union's FBI would tell the sentinels about her, and would Harper come for her soul herself, or send someone like Pavo, so as not to get their hands dirty?
No.348612
Anonymous
>>348608
>human supremacist organization
>look inside
>drone leadership

Kek, but also the poor proto-D is a dead drone walking: a human would at least get a trial
No.348613
Anonymous
>>348609
>"So you only play cards all day?"
>"Not just cards, young drone! We have poker on Thursdays!"
No.348614
Anonymous
Replies:>>348617
>>348607

>Workers can't run a successful rebellion
Exhibit A: >>348336

>inb4 fundless
Aren't Workers the ones mining, running laborbot factories, etc.: in other words, the ones with first dibs on nearly every raw material and manufacturing position in the economy? Seems like they wouldn't NEED that much money vs just smuggling things out of their workplaces. Course they'd still need to get some funds, but what makes you think patronage is the only way?
>Worker rebel groups discover chemistry: start manufacture + sale of drugs
>swimming in cash + weakening the humans? Win-win!
No.348615
Anonymous
Replies:>>348859
Image:177587440607.png(359kB, 2048x1536)serial designation v (murder drones) - eca1f60b9ccc6078826f77c3e449addc.png
>>348611
>DD terrorists exist
>Solver cultists exist
>The FUCKING VSOTF still operate on some level

And you think the Union FBI is wasting its time on unowned Worker Drones?

Plus: keeping your terrorist group secret is a lot easier when you can modify it's members' memories. They'd be able to send out suicide bombers with legitimately no idea who they were working for or, even better, thinking they were working for one of the dozen+ other, better funded terrorist groups out there.
No.348616
Anonymous
Replies:>>348618
Got this thought that Nori uses text to type regularly now because she doesn't have hands anymore and it's faster than pecking one key at a time with her little headcrab claws, and has problems with it more frequently than usual because whatever substitute voicebox she has now is grainy and muffled compared to everydroney else.
No.348617
Anonymous
Replies:>>348622
>>348614
>An uneasy mining disaster. Truce rules inside job?
Anon, I know you want this to be canon, and I won't hold it against you, but let's face it: those two lines don't suggest the worker drones rebelled against humans or even resisted in any way. In the pilot episode, we were clearly shown that the worker drones were still our slaves and that we couldn't care less about their lives. Uzi herself says they didn't rebel and that the worker drones only became free when the core collapsed.

And anon, worker drones can certainly steal crumbs from the factories where they work, but how soon do you think the warring factions will report them to the authorities (if they don't destroy them themselves), or how soon will the theft be discovered and one drone will expose the entire organization, or how soon will the authorities themselves notice the increased activity and nip everything in the bud? It's enough to look at our world as an example, anon, to understand how events will unfold. No group, be it a cartel in Mexico or even Hamas in the Middle East acts alone. They always have a patron, far more powerful than they are, and when that patron is gone, when there's no one to protect them, the others pounce to conquer land.
No.348618
Anonymous
Replies:>>348620
>>348616
kek

>"Bite me!" never comes out right: so far it's translated into bitch made, bitey, bitty, but me, butt me, butt squeeze, and buddy
>this results in her text messages with N being more schizophrenic (and hornier) than intended by far
No.348619
Anonymous
Image:177587565914.png(513kB, 981x730)danger.png
this one is scrapped but I got another idea from it
No.348620
Anonymous
Image:177587601095.jpg(55kB, 1280x720)1545010833480.jpg
>>348618
My sides
No.348621
Anonymous
Replies:>>348628
>>348619
DO IT, DO IT, DO IT!
No.348622
Anonymous
Replies:>>348625
Image:177587651173.png(427kB, 2906x1051)Screenshot 2026-04-10 214922.png
>>348617
Alright I checked back through the threads and here's some further of those being worker-caused: still not as concrete as I'd like, but at least enough to prove the WDF was active pre-collapse(or so shortly after the collapse as to be indistinguishable)

And as for the "increased activity" I'm mostly assuming the advantage of the small here. Workers are, for all the reasons you've described and more, mostly irrelevant on a political, personal, and physical level when compared to practically every other group post Solver-War. As a result though... they're insignificant enough for just about every one of those mentioned factions to ignore. Whose going to put effort into watching Workers when the DDs exist? Hell, when the MUTANTS exist(since they seem by and large physically superior)? As such I'm assuming they could "build up" in relative peace for a while and, by the time they ARE discovered, be essentially a local faction with too much firepower to be worth killing: I'm not saying they could kill all humans, just that they could entrench enough to be a hard target.

Now if enough of these "entrenched" workers communities start communicating on the other hand...
No.348623
Anonymous
Replies:>>348624
>>348619
>J, luv, I can't shave me nethers on account of me underdeveloped, club-like 'ands. Be a dear and get 'em for me will you?
>On it, boss.
No.348624
Anonymous
Replies:>>348626
>>348623
>J is the one who has to wrangle Tessa into taking care of her personal hygiene
No.348625
Anonymous
>>348622
By the way, I remember that conversation. someone already mentioned that the WDF uniform could have been just a regular worker drone uniform, maybe more specialized, so they could be easily distinguished(but we all know Glitch just saved money).

And anon, even if we take your words, you seem to have forgotten that less than 30 disassemblers claimed the ENTIRE planet from worker drones. Yes, they hardly resisted, but anon, how easy do you think it would have been for the Union to simply send their combat DDs against these groups, albeit armed, but still outnumbered by the disassembler drones? How easy would it have been to gather 10,000 DDs and say, "Guys, there's fresh oil there, go and eat it"? What if we added reinforcements in the form of other drones? And we haven’t even taken into account the human-centric groups that could destroy such worker enclaves literally in the bud.
No.348626
Anonymous
Replies:>>348628
>>348624
Thrice-daily tongue baths from DD-J ensure that Tessa is the cleanest, most spit-drenched human around.
No.348627
Anonymous
Replies:>>348631
It's been a long time since we've seen such a world-building, it just feels like old times.
No.348628
Anonymous
Replies:>>348668
Image:177587849604.png(432kB, 747x676)tessa lips.png
>>348621
>>348626
actually the idea is more like her being restrained and one of the drones spreading her vulva with their claws
No.348629
Anonymous
>You're on a path in the woods.

>And at the end of that path is a bunker.

>And in the basement of that bunker is a Keeter.

>You're here to slay her. If you don't, it will be the end of the world.
No.348630
Anonymous
Replies:>>348673
Image:177587879998.png(1.77MB, 2652x1455)Screenshot 2026-04-10 221900.png
>>348625
>easy
That entirely depends on the competence of the Workers in question. A less defense-oriented Khan could have probably done serious damage even to the main squad given his improvements to Uzi's railgun.

And as for the "massive army" debate: the whole point is that these enclaves aren't *invincible,* just painful. Nobody wants to waste men and materials conquering hillbilly mountain in the first place. Certainly, if there's as many problems as multiple terrorist networks + integrating the DDs + mutant psudo-citizens would imply, then nobody wants to divert resources from THEM for some pointless siege.

Add some basic magnet traps + sightlines to the mix and suddenly taking them becomes a who do you lose rather than if, which makes dealing with them increasingly less appealing on both local and governmental levels. Why deploy your army on a random worker enclave? Why risk a Sentinel making a point about taxes? Thus, room creeps in for relatively small worker groups to throw off Union law. And when you can mass manufacture yourselves...
No.348631
Anonymous
Replies:>>348632
>>348627
>worldbuilding
It's wasted on gooners, because they're gonna treat it like background fluff for the same gooning they've been doing this whole time.
No.348632
Anonymous
Replies:>>348634
>>348631
And somehow you are even more useless than the goonoids.
Impressive really.
No.348633
Anonymous
Image:177587959230.jpg(1.36MB, 2492x2164)yeva, mitchell, and doll's dad (murder drones) drawn by paperemilyanon - 7cb7aa528c06741b23e80a80eceb61a6.jpg
>>348625
>human centric groups
>focusing on WDs

Why? Sure they could, but unless they're "all drones must die" types(which seem like they would accelerate the formation of Worker resistance in general) then they're going to point most of their efforts towards DDs, Mutants, and the general Union government. Add to that how focusing on *specific* workers instead of workers on the whole is hard as hell(since they all look identical) and you've got a recipe for a hell of a fight that you Just. Don't. Need.
No.348634
Anonymous
>>348632
Did I touch a nerve?
No.348635
Anonymous
Who let the shartynigger in?
No.348636
Anonymous
Image:177587989102.png(32kB, 239x268)strawberry and character request (original character) drawn by strawberryanon - acb81fa905ac6f7f8730184a08e2b04f.png
>>348610
Make that two judging by what Berry said about this one
No.348637
Anonymous
Drones or no Drones
No.348638
Anonymous
>>348392
He's a soldier mf
No.348639
Anonymous
Replies:>>348642
>>348637
Drones. Better question: human in abundance or humans not in abundance?
No.348640
Anonymous
Replies:>>348674
Image:177588061620.png(11.15MB, 3024x4032)Spoiler image
>>348607
>You and your Worker friends are fed up with the conditions in mine, factory, life in general: decide to start a revolution!
>Check what you've got
>(Nothing)
>Fuck
>Put the brightest mind among you (Jake the mechanic) on the task (googling around)
>Come back three days later
>There's a police DD speeding flying away from his apartment
>Double fuck
>Check inside: the entire place has been stripped bare, excepting Jake's body
>And a message: written in oil
"It's there. Trust me."
>This fucking dronigger and his gay shit
>Man up, rub his crotchplate
>Dick falls out
>And a paper!
"On the mating habits of the aristocratic female..."

>Turns out three things are true
>1: the female nunobility have LOTs of money, sway, everything you would need for a rebellion
>2: they get -nodrones-
>3: this is NOT true of male nunobles, to the point of chronic singleness among their counterparts as a result

....

>the mission is hard
>but so are you
>are (you) drone enough to seduce some sexy Victorian sugar-mommas?
>for the cause of course...
No.348641
Anonymous
>>348637
put the severed drone head down
No.348642
Anonymous
Image:177588145372.jpg(156kB, 998x848)alice, nori doorman, yeva, louisa elliot, and martha mildenhall (murder drones) drawn by buffanon - 152a255a19947f2cecd48f206ebaea43.jpg
>>348639
...what kind of humans? out of curiosity?
No.348643
Anonymous
Would you rather have:
>Unlimited Keeter, but no more drones?
>Or drones, unlimited drones, but no drones?
No.348644
Anonymous
Replies:>>348645
>>348643
>>drones, unlimited drones, but no drones

I'm too curious about what this would entail to choose the Keeter, even if I do like her content.
No.348645
Anonymous
No.348646
Anonymous
Replies:>>348649
>>348643
>With no drones to compare to, everyone believe Akita when she says she's a drone.
No.348647
Anonymous
Image:177588247388.png(227kB, 1800x805)janer has sad backstory.png
No.348648
Anonymous
Image:177588267303.jpg(140kB, 1756x1672)cyn (murder drones) drawn by unknown_artist - 534e04daf4c941e9d14692bcdedd6e1c.jpg
>>348647
>[To Be Fair: I Would Have Pushed It Anyway]
>[It Was Still. Funny. Though]
No.348649
Anonymous
Image:177588278530.png(1.49MB, 2048x2157)akita doorman (original character and 1 more) drawn by anonymous_artist - 775d3b04c9e7141a91480535ecdcf148.png
>>348646
>Organics for company or nothing at all
>All her friends + family dead

Being Keeter is suffering. She'd probably blame herself.
No.348650
Anonymous
Replies:>>348676
Image:177588281465.jpg(111kB, 1240x1754)HFiGNiGakAAJUgD.jpeg
This japanese guy's OC looks like a steampunk drone
https://x.com/nai_quan48363/status/2042530002290475379
No.348651
Anonymous
>>348647
>Mrs Was Fucking Right
Abby my GOAT
No.348652
Anonymous
Replies:>>348653
>Coat meets Keeter
>He's like Full Metal Jacket - What the fuck is thatyoutube thumb
No.348653
Anonymous
Image:177588368375.png(169kB, 633x520)akita doorman (original character) drawn by blenderanon - 70182b743ecdbb93b3e44f4d9983bf3c.png
>>348652
>this is also Keeter's reaction to their meeting
>"tactical retreat" ensues for both until Coat remembers
>Solver Sapien = Witch slave
>Witch = instadeath
>now he's hunting Keeter with everything he's got to try and shut her up before she tattles to her maker
>which in no way lessens Keeter's fear...
No.348654
Anonymous
Replies:>>348655
>>348653
>Uzi thinks this is some kinda weird mating dance and just watches
No.348655
Anonymous
Image:177588445338.png(900kB, 1200x1800)uzi doorman and serial designation n (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - 62d4c275a2200550fe5c36c2e4ed03c7.png
>>348654
It's an easy mistake to make! Though 20+ years of Solver-instincts may have biased her somewhat...
No.348656
Anonymous
Uzi, Bonnie, and Jane forcecd to play DND together how does it go
No.348657
Anonymous
Image:177588489987.png(210kB, 1340x861)cyn, absolute solver, jane the human, and bonnie the human (original character and 1 more) drawn by pocketsteaks - 8fb5e83507705433cdb2d03db338a5e7.png
>>348656
>Bonnie

How? Did her ghost annoy Uzi enough? Did Negev set this up?
And more importantly:
>who's DMing?
No.348658
Anonymous
>>348657
Friendly Ghost what about it
No.348659
Anonymous
>>348657
....
Abby
No.348660
Anonymous
Replies:>>348678
I played rules of nature on my speakers and now my drone wife is fighting the neighbor.
No.348661
Anonymous
No.348662
Anonymous
Replies:>>348666
>>348656
I don't think Uzi or Jane have the patience or respect for rules to play DND.
No.348663
Anonymous
Replies:>>348665
>>348653
Keeter's keeters
No.348664
Anonymous
>>348655
>>348653
>Coat is the Adrian to Keeter's Freeman
>FORGET ABOUT KEETER
No.348665
Anonymous
Replies:>>348686
Image:177588745975.png(1.33MB, 1884x2164)akita doorman (original character) drawn by lilblucat - 3c93016948b8eecc7c54d90ddda5596c.png
>>348663
She hasn't finished them yet! She's still got more bodybuilding to do on those parts!
No.348666
Anonymous
>>348662
They'll bitch but stick around for the wish fulfillment.
No.348667
Anonymous
>>348596
>>348526
Shit you'd have to deal with being a proto-DD
>Wake up
>Walk to maintenance closet
>Arm falls off at the detach point because the coupling is faulty
>No replacement parts
>Put your arm back on
>Go outside for your oil rations
>Get laughed at by "normal" DDs and get called a cripple
>WDs walk to the other side of the street to avoid you
>Humans either treat you like you're going to kill them on the spot or look like they want to feed you rocks or just molest you
>Get gawked at when you walk out into direct sunlight and don't die because you're not full of space demon meat
>Arm falls off again, pick it up and put it back on
>Get stopped by a police drone for looking suspicious
>Arm falls off mid frisk
>Get let off with a warning because the police drone felt bad
>Go home
>Stare at the drywall contemplating suicide by sentinel
>Go to work
>Come home after getting molested by your female human boss
>Go to sleep
No.348668
Anonymous
>>348628
>Post Gala Tessa (dealers choice whether she's a ghost trapped in the mind palace or if she's actually a living herald of Cyn) is subjected to all manner of 'torture' by The Solver
>Cyn likes to watch as DD copies of Tessa's once loyal drones are puppeteered into manhandling her soft human body in increasingly invasive (and perverse) ways
>Having long since learned that resistance is both futile & only results in painful consequences, Tessa instead tries her best (but still greatly struggles) to simply let the ravenous Disassemblers 'use' her until they (or rather Cyn) gets bored
No.348669
Anonymous
Image:177589226918.jpg(290kB, 659x1423)tactical operator c (original character) drawn by ja-sin - 04d47070c32c9836be1efe3b6c047a7d.jpg
>>348667
>and yes, it is "female human boss"
>always
>who else wants to hire a strictly shittier DD?
>the only ACTUAL job you can get is as sex appeal, regardless of what your title says
>course, that wouldn't be SO bad
>except: you're old
>so old in fact that no anatomy adapter on the market is compatible with your frame, just like every other part
>FML
No.348670
Anonymous
Replies:>>348679
>>348669
Just use a bluetooth enabled one you fucking nerd.
No.348671
Anonymous
>>348411
Very triangle
No.348672
Anonymous
Replies:>>348684
Image:177589307749.jpg(33kB, 426x650)khan doorman (murder drones) drawn by lewdanon - 6e8383c9f523975b23a65be2dec56829.jpg
>>348319
Khan's a special case! Though admittedly revolutionaries are rare even in humans...
>inb4 the greatest postwar threat to the Union isn't Witches, it's rogue workers: speed, smarts, and total interchangeability with every other member of their kind enabling even a single "exceptional" individual to inflict incredible damage before fading into the crowd
No.348673
Anonymous
>>348630
What? Anon, a state will never allow anyone to disobey its laws on its territory. That's an axiom. Such groups, on the contrary, will be destroyed with greater zeal proportional to their size. You can hole up in a mountain, but when an EMP bomb hits from the arbiter, you're finished. You can gather a huge army, but a militia of DDs will come, and you're finished. You can take hostages and demand freedom and equality, but ONE sentinel drone will arrive, and you're finished.

Anon, even the most peace-loving and liberal state is, first and foremost, a state - a machine of war and oppression. They won't care about losses, they won't care about destruction, and they won't care why you rebelled against them; they will find you, pierce your defenses, and tear you apart in the most brutal way as a warning to others, so that everyone knows who's in charge here.
No.348674
Anonymous
Replies:>>348681
Image:177589419176.png(30kB, 1258x836)d2e9edadd01bd761cdd74c93ace9ae9c.png
>>348640
>You try to seduce a Victorian aristocrat with a ton of money
>Get picrel
>You're competing with disassemblers and sentinels, toaster, so if you don't have a 40-centimeter adapter, don't even try
No.348675
Anonymous
>>348647
Jane, damn you!
No.348676
Anonymous
Replies:>>348680
>>348650
Damn, this show gave me a fetish for robo-women.
No.348677
Anonymous
Replies:>>348685
Image:177589438370.png(218kB, 518x904)Shizo.png
A drone comes up to you and calls you a "Drone Kisser", how do you kiss them in a way that will not let them act smug about it?
No.348678
Anonymous
>>348660
Who did you put your money on?
No.348679
Anonymous
>>348669
>>348670
Don't worry, there is a 70% chance that a technician will come along and start retrofitting him with new parts so that he can molest him more efficiently
No.348680
Anonymous
Image:177589454340.jpg(117kB, 800x450)BigrockClangers.jpg
>>348676
Clanga clang brother
No.348681
Anonymous
Image:177589482694.png(1.65MB, 3200x5250)femdrone and hunter (original character) drawn by vicious_fiend - d03decb64798b73e25fc5f8c0c248175.png
>>348674
>Sentinels

I'm pretty sure even noblewomen know better than courting THIS. And besides the Bezerkers, I'd assume the overwhelming majority are taken(mosly by technicians or other Sentinels). No argument on DDs besides noble perversions potentially exceeding a femanon's though.
No.348682
Anonymous
>>348667
Kek, doomer drone.
No.348683
Anonymous
>>348669
Holy fuck.
No.348684
Anonymous
>>348672
He literally left his daughter to die, and only went to save her after realizing he hadn't been a very good father. I wouldn't say he's a good revolutionary, but he's a pretty good manager, because he knows how to prioritize survival.
No.348685
Anonymous
>>348677
I'll kiss her pussy. It will make her jealous of the kitty, and it will teach her a lesson.
No.348686
Anonymous
>>348665
> Keet abs
god...
No.348687
Anonymous
Image:177589631400.png(38kB, 956x665)1768045411491.png
>>348681
>He genuinely thinks Victorian aristocrats aren't tired of the classics
>He genuinely thinks that those who lost almost everything during the war and were left with only a tiny fraction of their true wealth and status don't try the most taboo perversions possible
>He genuinely thinks 30 centimeters is a size for them
>He genuinely thinks femanon wouldn't have taught them more
No.348688
Anonymous
>>348681
Peener
No.348689
Anonymous
Replies:>>348690
V Crash Out [Maya & UE5]youtube thumb
I've started noticing that good 3D drone animations on YouTube are, for some reason, being made by FNAF fans. It's weird.
No.348690
Anonymous
>>348689
Listen, MD is made by autists for autists, this place is a testament to that
No.348691
Anonymous
There's a Booru discord?
No.348692
Anonymous
>>348691
It's technically a software project, people who work on it need a way to communicate, Snow is pretty open to cooperating with people so this is probably an invitation to whoever wants to work on the booru
No.348693
Anonymous
Replies:>>348694
I'm interested to see what new things Snow will add.
No.348694
Anonymous
Image:177590005165.png(940kB, 1079x734)b30eacae86344d9082dc6d2b01e06d9e.png
>>348693
Back in the day there were discussions about thread merch
keeter body pillows for example
No.348695
Anonymous
Image:177590214880.png(124kB, 1000x1000)ysprea.png
>>348694
>Y body pillow
OH YES!
No.348696
Anonymous
Replies:>>348703
Image:177590248657.png(2.12MB, 1892x2948)keeter daki.png
>>348694
a design does already exist
No.348697
Anonymous
Image:177590721135.jpg(71kB, 600x500)1768045888515.jpg
Today is my birthday, and I'm one step closer to becoming a mage, so I want to thank all anons for these threads. I'm giving each of you two teas.

By the way, Happy Easter to our Orthodox brothers!
No.348698
Anonymous
Replies:>>348699
>>348697
Is it the 12th where you are?
No.348699
Anonymous
>>348698
No, lol, I was mistakenly told the wrong date. I know how stupid it is: my Orthodox relatives were surprised when I congratulated them.
No.348700
Anonymous
Image:177591885568.png(347kB, 1000x1300)Spoiler image
>37 been noticing that many of her subjects are within what many call a "romantic relationship"
>37 wish to understand this. Or perhaps want to get the feeling of it. So they ask they're faithful minion to help: Holly
>Holly gave them the "basics" of dating and found a "perfect" practice partner for 37 to test out on
>But if said "practice buddy" doesnt want to participate then simply give them a "convincing argument"
>...37 had to give "several convincing arguments" for their "practice buddy" to stay. And so far she been a real help
No.348701
Anonymous
Image:177591914738.png(1.18MB, 829x1549)lingerie.png
unposted from a few months ago >_<
No.348702
Anonymous
No.348703
Anonymous
>>348696
Teeters
No.348704
Anonymous
>>348691
I am not surprised that these threads have a Discord server going on behind the scenes.
No.348705
Anonymous
>There is a section called warranty voiding on Dronely fans
No.348707
Anonymous
It’s a rainy day and Keeter is trying to act cool
No.348708
Anonymous
>>348586
Has that ancient Greco-Roman god statue build.
No.348709
Anonymous
LISTEN UP /MD/ FAGS:
>J, PAVO, AND AKITA ARE THE OFFICIAL NEW MASCOT TRINITY NOW.
>We literally discussed them and it’s FACT. The holy trinity of /MD/ has ascended.
>Jane and Beretta or whatever else you like?
>LMAO, those dusty OC's are FINISHED.
>Zero relevance left.
>They’re OUT in this new era, irrelevant relics for the nostalgiafags to cry about while the rest of us move on to actual kino.
>Your time is over.
No.348710
Anonymous
>>348700
Fucking cool.

>>348701
SEX!
No.348711
Anonymous
>>348709
I can't believe J actually got demoted to OC
No.348712
Anonymous
Replies:>>348713
Molli said that all humans should be sex slaves
No.348713
Anonymous
>>348712
Her subscriber count increased by a hundred thousand. Holy shit.
No.348714
Anonymous
>>348701
Masqy's definitely one of the most huggable drones. Just look at her.
No.348715
Anonymous
Replies:>>348716
>>348701
This reminds me of the thread Masqy craze almost a full year ago. Miss those days
No.348716
Anonymous
>>348715
We miss Bunny.
No.348717
Anonymous
>>348709
>>348711
>J jobbed so hard she's no longer cannon
No.348718
Anonymous
>>348711
Thread J is basically an OC, let's be real.
No.348719
Anonymous
Replies:>>348722
>>348718
She's one of the key characters, but Liam invested so little in her that fans literally invented almost her entire personality.

That's Kek.
No.348720
Anonymous
Replies:>>348723
Image:177592770644.jpg(96kB, 1092x766)serial designation j and tessa james elliot (murder drones) drawn by bunny - 1c010e19dbe4e0cdbe188010472b829d.jpg
>>348718
Fair enough, but that applies to most things Murder Drones since Requiem came out: can't have a corporate bitch who ultimately puts herself/the status quo over those she cares about when TESSSSSSAAAAAA is your main personality trait. At least we sometimes remember she's an asshole too.
No.348721
Anonymous
Replies:>>348724
Canon J is replaced by a Business of Joblins
No.348722
Anonymous
Replies:>>348757
Image:177592803142.png(245kB, 938x764)uzi doorman and serial designation j (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by grimahlnik and pocketsteaks - fcff9aab57c3e3a7e4841eb9e6f60085.png
>>348719
>key characters

Cope and LARP: Liam invested exactly as much character as needed for her function(DD fight scene generator) and even a little extra on top. J is closer to Thad than V in her narrative role.
No.348723
Anonymous
>>348720
>puts herself/the status quo over those she cares about
What we saw in episode 8 says she doesn't really care much about either of those and has lost all hope and mostly just wants to die and stay dead.
No.348724
Anonymous
Image:177592811839.jpg(227kB, 1704x1164)serial designation n, serial designation j, and serial designation v (murder drones) drawn by unknown_artist - 1291bfeb7f1db77699f5aeaf974f9ed1.jpg
>>348721
But who would the baws be: N or V?
No.348725
Anonymous
No.348726
Anonymous
Replies:>>348729
>>348681
sentinel drone boys are built for being forced into city block shattering post-slaughter relief sex by K-Gamma
No.348727
Anonymous
Image:177592909119.jpg(332kB, 1080x599)Screenshot_20260411_123803_YouTube.jpg
If the Murder Drones cast played Warhammer, what armies would they have?
No.348728
Anonymous
Replies:>>348730
>>348727
Doll goes with the meta. Always.
No.348729
Anonymous
Image:177592934751.png(874kB, 960x960)serial designation n (murder drones) drawn by tegaki-anon - b7c49f0b597e6be244717ea09cd7b741.png
>>348726
>this kills the drone
>it was a good death
No.348730
Anonymous
Image:177592975578.jpg(296kB, 1080x573)Screenshot_20260411_124732_Chrome.jpg
>>348728
>Doll's a simperial

Makes sense. Bet she dosen't even bother priming them unless they're good for 2 editions+(she got burned BAD by the Tyranids)
No.348731
Anonymous
Replies:>>348732
>>348730
Name of the comic?
No.348732
Anonymous
>>348731
Found it here but it's redditfaggotry: https://www.reddit.com/r/Warhammer40k/comments/11f482v/the_heresy/
No.348733
Anonymous
>>348724
Tessa (cyn)
No.348734
Anonymous
>>348730
Bet Doll prints all her models too.
No.348735
Anonymous
>>348734
Not being a pay piggy is based tho
No.348736
Anonymous
I need to write this shit
No.348737
Anonymous
What is /MD/ canon and OC's animal plush be like, like how Uzi is a crow, N is a dog and V is a cat?
No.348738
Anonymous
Image:177593369050.jpg(436kB, 2048x3248)doll, yeva, and doll's dad (murder drones) drawn by frostcorner_inc - ac2c9836bb11e0246f7697f3eb56148b.jpg
>>348734

Pre-V
>Nyet prints! Only because she wants them tournament legal though. Lizzy wants her to stop her lame board games obsession but she plays a lot with her family and she's not giving that up.

Post-V
>Too busy to waste her time. Still gives into the temptation to [COPY] and [EDIT] a few of her favorite models(and dupe a brick of GW plastic "for later"). Makes sure her parents' armies stay in perfect condition.

Post-Ghost
>Nothing but time and nothing but options. *Technically* still doesn't print but that's because she duplicates any model she wants with Solver powers instead. Inordinately proud of finishing her backlog and (eventually) figuring out detailing. Might fly away crying if you point out that all her models have the same face.
No.348739
Anonymous
>>348737
>Beretta
Bee
>Mac
Unicorn
>Geist
Caterpillar
>Negev
Wolf
>Colt
Badger
>Akita
Dineysaur
No.348740
Anonymous
Replies:>>348741
>>348296
naniteshack, it's not on the booru tho
No.348741
Anonymous
Replies:>>348744
>>348740
Where is it? Is Naniteshack a Tumblr or a Xwitter or an Instagram, what?
No.348742
Anonymous
Image:177593455267.jpg(376kB, 1176x836)serial designation v (murder drones) drawn by unknown_artist - 17a7be40c64661bcf48a008e95867644.jpg
>>348737
>Khan Beaver
>Nori Possum/Crab
>Yeva Bear
>Doll Honey Badger
>J Bluejay/Worker Ant
>Thad Capybara
>Lizzy Oxpecker(the birds that clean crocodile teeth)
>Cyn Human/Centipede(possibly both)

Can't think of any others but these seem about right. Post if you've got any better ideas.
No.348743
Anonymous
Image:177593458516.jpg(5.38MB, 4096x2160)toy.jpg
>Toy
No.348744
Anonymous
Image:177593471866.png(6.36MB, 2024x3650)serial designation r drawn by naniteshack - ae347e4669118c854411df25b747ec38.png
>>348741
I think he's just an anon: there's a couple of arts from him on the Booru already.
No.348745
Anonymous
Image:177593476614.jpg(98kB, 1200x778)Gag5kjebUAA5z-i.jpg
>>348738
Doll doesn't strike me as the 'run away crying' type. Especially not as a ghost.
No.348746
Anonymous
Image:177593489595.png(534kB, 1000x1050)nori doorman and yeva (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by itanon - c7b1e99e09d5df6b0d5accb4bf1de565.png
>>348700
>purple text

Nori just can't catch a break can she?
No.348747
Anonymous
Replies:>>348748
Image:177593680155.jpg(518kB, 1920x1980)HFoCD4CXUAAhNMR.jpg
No.348748
Anonymous
>>348747
How would ghost Human Doll feel after watching even a couple weeks of Human Lizzy taking her corpse to and from school out of guilt?
No.348749
Anonymous
Replies:>>348750
Image:177593748499.png(310kB, 569x545)Screenshot 2026-04-11 145308.png
>>348748
I mean it's not like she's seating it away from V? That inherently takes a few points off...
>inb4 Doll figures out she still has a connection to her corpse, uses her visor to flash things when Lizzy isn't looking
>V's terrified, but too scared of losing one of her handful of friends to do anything about it: resorts to keeping Lizzy between herself and the body at all times
No.348750
Anonymous
Image:177593765791.png(1.96MB, 1920x1080)4dbe88f6-4df5-497c-881b-7a2a46e0c63d.png
>>348749
Lizzy's keeping it on her left, where Doll always sat before
No.348751
Anonymous
Ghost sex with Doll.
No.348752
Anonymous
Image:177593795590.png(4.86MB, 3338x4076)nyc (original character and 1 more) drawn by anonymous_artist - 1c7b5501dc11adb0538921dae8ece86d.png
>>348751
Ghost sex with Nyc! It'll fix her!
No.348753
Anonymous
Image:177593804716.jpg(49kB, 1024x735)anon and doll (murder drones) drawn by anonymous_artist - a7be5cfc1da24aecfae061fd16c4604e.jpg
>>348751
How? Would her oil even be firm enough?
No.348754
Joblin
Replies:>>348767
Dis is a hostile takeovah! Hand ovah yer Baws and dis mergah will go smoothly!
No.348755
Anonymous
Image:177593910635.jpg(37kB, 736x736)HFo8_NFakAA6tKT.jpg
No.348756
Anonymous
Replies:>>348762
>>348755
Sauce?
No.348757
Anonymous
>>348722
J is sometimes remembered even more often than V I think it's because of her sexy corporate uniform.
No.348758
Anonymous
Replies:>>348769
Image:177593946258.png(178kB, 850x871)uzi doorman and serial designation n (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - 9fb09c250821194acd0ce6f0780825d2.png
>>348727
Uzi: Night Lords/Tau
>Edgy
>Violent
>Blue/Black color scheme(dark enough she can sneak purple in, as one should in the rulebreaking rebel faction)
>Not subordinate to a God
>Not subordinate to anything(REBELION)
>Magic bullshit(cool!)
>willing to DO WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE!(even though they're unpopular with the rest of the Imperium)
>USES CHAOS as a RESOURCE because that's SMARTER THAN IGNORING IT Dad Emperor!

>Railguns
>Bought/Painted them while she was mid-construction of her own: played lots of solo battles vs Necrons
>Miraculously purple
>A tremendous stain on her conscience: once she calmed down about her railgun, she found herself horrified at her Taufaggotry
>Boxed them up in her closet and hoped to forget the whole thing
>Still misses the bullshit Hammerheads could pull



N: Tau
>Kroot hounds and friendship? Sign him up!
>Most diverse army list you will ever see
>Hounds of course
>Then Crisis suits(big flying murdermechs = intuitive gameplay)
>Then just about one of every non-vehicle unit he can get(including Human auxilia)
>Absolute shit on the battlefield, but odd enough to eek out some wins
>Has painted himself, V, and J as Human auxilia members. Kind of glad Uzi hasn't noticed
>Also Ethereal Khan, which she very much has(to great delight + targeting)
>Finds it HILLARIOUS when Uzi complains about "overpowered railguns." Runs Hammerheads for this sole purpose
>Genuinely believes the Tau can "win" or, at the very least, fundamentally change the setting. WILL get into arguments about this if challenged.

>Doesn't JUST play them for dogs
>Spunky, tiny railgun users with a chip on their shoulder and a talent for making turncoats? Who could that remind him of?
>Not to mention them bursting into an ancient conflict out of nowhere...(which is why he's so defensive about their chances)
>Hasn't painted an Uzi because he found one: a small purple model he found buried in the junk under her bed
No.348759
Anonymous
>>348755
>topless Uzi

HOT
No.348760
Anonymous
Replies:>>348765
>>348727
None of them have the clarity needed to study volumes of fictional lore just to paint plastic soldiers. They're literally autistic, but in a bad way.

Khan would have assembled the Cadians, I think.
No.348761
Anonymous
No.348762
Anonymous
>>348756
Here: https://x.com/tododiadoll2/status/2043012440791667039
No.348763
Anonymous
Image:177593961331.png(832kB, 1554x2380)019434c2c4cd21ed9f47a8d1f2905c84.png
Are you a bad enough dude to bag the last human altgirl in existence?
No.348764
Anonymous
>>348743
I don't understand what I'm looking at, and it scares me.
No.348765
Anonymous
Replies:>>348775
Image:177593968511.png(125kB, 860x860)serial designation j (murder drones) drawn by itanon - b001e40a8ab1a55c8c71b2a6e47cff6c.png
>>348760
None you say?
No.348766
Anonymous
>>348748
I guess it's the same as you would if you saw someone dragging a fucking corpse around with them.
No.348767
bookeranon.
>>348754
This is a government organization. If you have any complaints, please contact the mayor. Here is the form, fill it out according to standard 123-F-5 and within one working month, it will be reviewed and a response will be sent to the email address you provided.
No.348768
Anonymous
Replies:>>348772
>>348766
But it's not just any corpse, it's yours.
No.348769
Anonymous
Replies:>>348773
Image:177594010255.gif(1.47MB, 320x180)1768045888493.gif
>>348758
>Tau
Let these motherfuckers burn in hell.
No.348770
Anonymous
>>348743
Uh..... I dunno senpai this may be a bit too far, also nuggeting N may have dire consequences, avoid bats in the near future
No.348771
Anonymous
Image:177594017140.jpg(140kB, 640x577)1768045888361.jpeg
>>348763
Yes, and. fucking. YES!
No.348772
Anonymous
>>348768
Doll is sane enough to accept her death, but she'll be just as freaked out as you are when she sees her body being dragged around.
No.348773
Anonymous
Image:177594041635.jpg(51kB, 714x609)uzi doorman (murder drones) drawn by 7sinnerz - b1e13ca6126225f3b3cf9e58300be589.jpg
>>348769
IT WAS A MOMENT OF WEAKNESS PLEASE BELIEVE HER SHE'S NOT THAT KIND OF PERSON! SHE KICKED THE HABIT. SHE'S CLEAN NOW!

N... he doesn't understand. But she's working on it! Even Imperial would be better than that
No.348774
Anonymous
Replies:>>348776
Image:177594049258.png(43kB, 1074x857)doll, yeva, and doll's dad (murder drones) drawn by pocketsteaks - e9a8147859abcc28348c6f613e5ccc42.png
>>348766
Relatable?
No.348775
Anonymous
>>348765
To be fair, the fact that she agreed to obey Cyn unquestioningly, based on the logic that you can't defeat a fucking god, suggests she's quite sane. But I really can't imagine what kind of army she'd be amassing.
No.348776
Anonymous
>>348774
She kept them in her house and even covered them with a sheet when guests came over. She clearly understands that this is not healthy shit.
No.348777
Anonymous
Image:177594070390.png(1.36MB, 1547x1764)Jpsycho.png
>POV: Your J wife is taking you to your new home after you told the psychiatrist about her
No.348778
Anonymous
Replies:>>348786
Image:177594095654.png(2.17MB, 4500x3045)df53c5912cdd4a74b3151cd49969850a.png
>>348763
Jane, you pathetic washed-up relic, you're no longer wanted here so crawl back into whatever forgotten trash or sewer you came from. We've got the superior OC now who actually matter.
No.348779
Anonymous
Replies:>>348781
Image:177594120678.jpg(381kB, 1930x1268)IMG_3120.jpeg
murder drones lore:
No.348780
Anonymous
Replies:>>348782
Image:177594120988.jpg(247kB, 1422x2048)uzi doorman (murder drones) - 499d941a8524e11c29d638f35c76ff5e.jpg
>>348755
>well-groomed Uzi

uncanny
No.348781
Anonymous
Image:177594142488.jpg(34kB, 735x703)Caught.jpg
>>348779
Well wouldn't you know it...
No.348782
Anonymous
>>348780
Booba!
No.348783
Anonymous
>>348701
she's going to fall over with her legs trembling lilke that!
No.348784
Anonymous
>>348709
i cant read the word 'trinity' and not think about the q3a weapon roster
> j the lightning gun (because electric weapon in the show)
> akita the railgun (inherited uzis railgun)
> pavo the rocket launcher (because uhhhh)
No.348785
Anonymous
>>348755
Is there counterpart version of this? Doll with Uzi's clothes.
No.348786
Anonymous
Image:177594282983.png(10kB, 506x551)Glnv4XmWcAARPLf.png
>>348778
Jane and keeter would be frens tho
No.348787
Anonymous
Replies:>>348790
>>348786
they can both be orbs
No.348788
Anonymous
Image:177594295832.png(92kB, 1039x828)mutantslop+.png
No.348789
Anonymous
Replies:>>348791
>>348788
Ironic funposting is still funposting.
No.348790
Anonymous
Replies:>>348795
Image:177594315972.png(29kB, 597x353)12455159e45ba04e40d65defe4fb1143.png
>>348787
No.348791
Anonymous
Replies:>>348792
>>348789
And it's still fun!
No.348792
Anonymous
>>348791
Allow me to rephrase: ironic shitpоsting is still shitpоsting
No.348793
Anonymous
>Melty
No.348794
Anonymous
Ironic drones are still drones.
No.348795
Anonymous
>>348790
Still would
No.348796
Anonymous
Ironic melty is still melty
No.348797
Anonymous
Replies:>>348798
Image:177594418940.jpg(116kB, 1009x2048)1763153085435326.jpg
A drone is a drone
No.348798
Anonymous
Image:177594503289.jpg(111kB, 720x1280)4bf41a6a32e7dbcf1ea2f183420c2138.jpg
>>348797
Or is it?
No.348799
Anonymous
Replies:>>348800
Image:177594536090.jpg(224kB, 638x729)Screenshot_20260331_232431_Tumblr.jpg
>>348786
Ha! As if Akita would ever befriend a disgusting *humie*
>unless her dad wanted her to
>or mom approved
>or any of her friends...
>she's not the strongest-willed critter ok?
No.348800
Anonymous
Replies:>>348806
>>348799
Jane and Keeter power duo is coming
No.348801
Anonymous
Jane is a blight on these threads, a harbinger of slop that has ruined them.
KILL JANER
DEVOUR JANER
No.348802
Anonymous
>>348801
Get off the computer Abby
No.348803
Anonymous
No.348804
Anonymous
Replies:>>348805
>>348801
Abby, what did your psychiatrist tell you about internet use?
No.348805
Anonymous
Replies:>>348807
>>348804
I want a Mrs Right about Everything Abby image but I don’t care enough to search the previous thread can someone find it
No.348806
Anonymous
Replies:>>348819
Image:177594622078.jpg(149kB, 992x1135)Screenshot_20260411_172245_Chrome.jpg
>>348800
>it's just Jane bullying the mutie about(just like old times!)
>lies, punches, target practice...
>until N sees
>now Jane's gotta bullshit Keet into backing up their "friendship" before dad pounds her into a fine red slurry
>and Akita's feeling vengeful
>such is life for Janer...
No.348807
Anonymous
Replies:>>348808
Image:177594637515.jpg(167kB, 1078x808)Screenshot_20260411_172537_Chrome.jpg
>>348805
Behold!
>inb4 Mrs.
>Abby's married apparently
No.348808
Anonymous
>>348807
Yeah, married to her work!
Coffee win
No.348809
Anonymous
Please, someone explain to me Jane's fucking appeal.
No.348810
Anonymous
>>348809
you wouldn't get it
No.348811
Anonymous
Replies:>>348814
>>348809
She funny, and has a fun tragic backstory that leads itself to endless speculation and world building
No.348812
Anonymous
Image:177594670374.png(1.28MB, 2282x3537)Untitled1355_20260411232824.png
>>348697
“Happy birthday! I don’t know who your favorite character or OC's, but I hope you like this instead.”
No.348813
Anonymous
>>348809
Skinny emaciated embarrassment woman erotic
ratgirl horrid girlfailure marriage and kissu
No.348814
Anonymous
Replies:>>348815
>>348811
>She funny,
How?
>and has a fun tragic backstory
How is it fun or tragic?
>that leads itself to endless speculation and world building
*that turned into a metastasizing tumor
No.348815
Anonymous
Replies:>>348821
>>348814
>think it’s genuine discussion
> It’s melty
Every time
No.348816
Anonymous
>>348812
Tessa with the big shoes!
No.348817
Anonymous
Can someone make on of those old /v/ memes about “days-hours-minute-seconds since BOW made /v/ seethe” memes but it’s about Jane
No.348818
Anonymous
>>348809
You just had to be there.
No.348819
Anonymous
>>348806
Creature
No.348820
Anonymous
Replies:>>348831
Image:177594752211.png(2.02MB, 2533x2680)keeeter dino.png
Keeter's birthday is tomorrow
No.348821
Anonymous
>>348815
No, no, use your words. Explain why I should think Jane is funny, fun, or tragic.
No.348822
Anonymous
Replies:>>348823
>please engage in my bait please don’t ignore me please please sad please
No.348823
Anonymous
>>348822
Why are drone attention sluts like this?
No.348824
Anonymous
Image:177594823542.png(120kB, 832x874)jane the human (original character) drawn by pocketsteaks - a4929e52af5b6c280229e9ec4f79305d.png
>>348809
Exhibit A: pic related

As for the rest...
>old as balls(reminds anons of the golden years)
>connected to a well-loved character(Beretta)
>started Solver-War stuff
>had interesting plots/greens attached(albiet ones that eventually metastatized into the side-character Beretta problem)
>"Mutieverse" centerpoint, which had multiple well-characterized waifus(i.e. B, Abby, Valentine ect)
>Never got a loredump "ending" like Beretta: character feels "open/unresolved" as a result

And that's the most of it I think. Personally I'm not the biggest fan but I can see why others would be, whether out of nostalgia or just in general.
No.348825
Anonymous
Stop trying to make Jane a package deal with better characters. It's pathetically desperate.
No.348826
Anonymous
Replies:>>348827
>>348809
Jane is a goddamn LEECH, straight-up sucking the soul out of everything she touches! First she latched onto other OCs like the talentless bloodsucker she is, she latched onto Beretta and Y like the irrelevant fucking nobody she always was!
No.348827
Anonymous
>>348826
Can someone please contain they’re heavily mutated ginger wife
No.348828
Anonymous
Replies:>>348830
One hundred years of Jane.
No.348829
Anonymous
>>348812
Edgy Teensa
No.348830
Anonymous
>>348828
>Celebrating Jane’s 100th birthday with her (she will never be allowed death)
No.348831
Anonymous
>>348820
Like her birthday cake getting another candle each year, she grows another eye on her head
No.348832
Anonymous
Sex with hag jane
No.348833
Anonymous
Replies:>>348834
Image:177594919563.png(47kB, 1067x610)jane the human and beretta (original character) drawn by pocketsteaks - dcbd994b11b90a5385df5da8bff45b2a.png
>>348825
That's just her nature:
>concepted as a John contrast
>grew relevant as Berettabuddy
>"Janeverse" begins with B: the two literally only seperate for Jane's rattery afterwards

The Janer is an inherently symbiotic/parasitic creature: "failgirl uber-depresso" is only interesting either in contrast to someone else or in falling into/climbing out of the depression in question. Nobody's intrested in "and then Jane was sad" as your only character arc(which is also true of J greens, hence why they shy away from that characterization).
No.348834
Anonymous
Replies:>>348846
>>348833
It’s funny how as time goes on history gets rewritten, and then rewritten again
No.348835
Anonymous
>>348825
This post >>348709 called Jane irrelevant and followed by immediate Jane spamming and trying to attach to Akita relevance.
>Pocketshit can't help himself
No.348836
Anonymous
Replies:>>348838
I have rebranded Jane as an Oogie.
No.348837
Anonymous
>guys im not having a melty really im not this is serious discussion and my evidence is an obvious joke post i, in my schizophrenia delusion, take as completely serious
No.348838
Anonymous
Image:177594973963.png(71kB, 1338x703)jane the human and bonnie the human (original character) drawn by pocketsteaks - 807c30ae52a73df5540917f0a0695525.png
>>348836
No.348839
Anonymous
Replies:>>348984
Image:177594985664.png(632kB, 2804x3245)jenDDDDDD.png
I know exactly why Jane has managed to stay relevant almost three years later, but you're not going to like it.
No.348840
Anonymous
People have been calling Jane irrelevant for actual years now yet she still dominates most thread discussion when brought up even without any major art being made of her in months, I don’t get it as anything other then cope
No.348842
Anonymous
Replies:>>348845
We should all talk about U-U instead I think, the superior OCs
No.348843
Anonymous
Replies:>>348855
Image:177595024312.jpg(204kB, 1080x599)Screenshot_20260411_183020_YouTube.jpg
>>348812
>Tessa had something of a phase after killing her parents
>Stopping her from "ascending" via ultra-dangerous occult bullshit took everything the Manor Crew had
>They're still finding pentagrams to this day
No.348844
Anonymous
>>348812
Kek

>Kingdom Drones
No.348845
Anonymous
Replies:>>348848
Image:177595033909.png(116kB, 915x373)serial designation u-u (original character) drawn by vicious_fiend - dd825c8d4764ff54db0552051dc0a825.png
>>348842
But which one is better?
No.348846
Anonymous
Replies:>>348849
>>348834
So what's the real story?
No.348847
Anonymous
Replies:>>348985
Image:177595047072.jpg(199kB, 828x464)IMG_1136.jpg
Jane getting sweaty and hot working out in the O3HS gymnasium.
No.348848
Anonymous
Replies:>>348850
>>348845
U obviously
No.348849
Anonymous
Replies:>>348852
>>348846
Jane was made as a one off Halloween bit in response to another John gender bend because it didn’t feel unique enough.
After that Jane was exploded into popularity, mostly extremely odd fetish stuff and Eye rape.
It wasn’t until months later Berettas Maker added Jane to Beretta greens and from there Jane gained her own backstory
No.348850
Anonymous
Image:177595073892.png(90kB, 566x736)anon and serial designation u-u (original character) drawn by pocketsteaks - 1f4206d4c25194055b49909610a00278.png
>>348848
> -U has left the party
No.348851
Anonymous
>>348850
U saves suicidal anon just to continue humiliating him
No.348852
Anonymous
Image:177595118648.png(73kB, 812x753)1700889337317.png
>>348849
imagine
>Alternate universe where said image was never posted
No.348853
Anonymous
>>348852
Crazy how such an obviously shit rushed image completely changed the threads forever
No.348854
Anonymous
>>348852
Imagine if people wanted to know more about the scientist one instead of the war, completely different Jane and threads
No.348855
Anonymous
Image:177595140606.png(155kB, 1200x911)serial designation n, tessa james elliot, worker drone n, and james elliot (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by brrf-anon - 6bdfed281cfb4c77c80348cb1d07ebf9.png
>>348843
>read green
>kek
>think about it
>realize

fuck... Tessa wasn't being silly, she was just guilt ridden over murdering her folks wasn't she? makes sense that the morbid goober would turn to blood magic and such to cope/mourn
No.348856
Anonymous
Image:177595155357.png(25kB, 400x436)janetail.png
>>348854
Holly already existed by then. On another note I'd love to see Jane in alternate hairstyles
No.348857
Anonymous
>>348852
The threads would be in much better shape. Our community would be in much better shape.
No.348858
Anonymous
>>348856
It’s funny how this sort of suggests that Jane and Abby have a lot in common given this Jane just looks like her. Jane is secret nerd
No.348859
Anonymous
>>348615
God, the VSOTF still operating would be terrifying
No.348860
Anonymous
Replies:>>348872
>>348859
Anon, the VSOTF was about as real as the "Ghost of Kyiv" back in the 21st century. It was all propaganda. They grabbed some poor schmuck supply clerk who looked like he could be a badass super commando, wiped his memories of his actual boring, mundane military service, and filled his brain with traumatic memories of operations that never actually happened to help sell the illusion. The archives were unsealed after "Empress Uzi" visited and exposed the whole thing.
No.348861
Anonymous
Image:177595250130.jpg(113kB, 1080x250)Screenshot_20260411_190731_Chrome.jpg
>>348854
>Jane escapes legitimately, becomes part of the Cabin Fever Crew
>what happens?
No.348862
Anonymous
Image:177595262688.jpg(152kB, 703x1261)Screenshot_20260412_010917_ibisPaint X.jpg
>>348856
>Jane in alternate hairstyles
Nah, she's bald and has to put that wig like a drone.
No.348863
Anonymous
>>348861
I can’t decide if Jane would be worlds number one drone rights breaker scientist or worlds least equipped to handle the horrors scientist
No.348864
Anonymous
No.348865
Anonymous
Replies:>>348869
Jane haters have fueled more Jane discussion than people who actually like her which is hilarious and you'd think they'd learn by now
No.348866
Anonymous
>>348862
She has cancer anon
No.348867
Anonymous
Image:177595294207.jpg(200kB, 1000x1785)@SG_Animations.jpg
No.348868
Anonymous
>"Stop smearing shit on the walls."
>"Fuck you, now I'm gonna smear even more shit on the walls! Now it's your fault that I'm smearing shit on the walls!"
No.348869
Anonymous
>>348865
>Pissing Pillar and spiteposting is the key to success
No.348870
Anonymous
We always say “what if there was a universe where Jane’s scientist photo was chosen” but what if we just actually talked about it
Jane finishes college and either willingly or forcefully goes to CFL or some other off brand drone slaughter lab.
I imagine Bonnie and Abby would still be here, but as drones.
No.348871
Anonymous
>the guy who complained three years ago that jane only existed for sex jokes and had no substance or backstory
Thread MVP
No.348872
Anonymous
Image:177595359866.jpg(109kB, 736x736)8871867cf21e5c7cb776d6fe10de43d7.jpg
>>348860
>Empress Uzi
>On Human soil

The conga-line of assasination attempts would be enough to make Fidel-Castro blush. I assume they tried everything short of point-blank nuclear weaponry
>inb4 Uzi dosen't mind, just assumes the standard "pirates/rebels everywhere" trope applies to all humans instead of just Anime
> the humans, meanwhile, just saw 2 Secmarine battalions, 3 Knights, and the unmatched power of the sun all scattered before her(had to be reminded to return the moon when she was done with it)
>and on top of that: she kept the Knights("for later")
No.348873
Anonymous
>>348870
Jane starts her internship with Research Team 4.
No.348874
Anonymous
Image:177595387965.jpg(505kB, 2835x2920)HEpqwUCWgAAwrnM.jpg
Since Tessa is ambiguously canonically trapped in a frozen spirit realm. Do you think Cyn messes with her time to time?
No.348875
Anonymous
Replies:>>348879
>>348870
>Bonners and abby as drones
Dude you can only make them so sexy
No.348876
Anonymous
Replies:>>348982
Image:177595392896.png(574kB, 898x868)d0475cb8b06765b5736fdec97a47fb6f.png
No.348877
Anonymous
>>348857
Nah, threadcops would find something else to complain about.
No.348878
Anonymous
Replies:>>348883
>>348874
You mean the great despair tape? I wrote this green although i didn't add Cyn in it:
>>334794
No.348879
Anonymous
>>348875
> Test Subject B
> Not even given a name
> Researchers favorite test subject
> more spare parts then drone, look away a second and she’s broken again
> strangely cheerful in the most unnatural way
> broken eye screen

> the thing that used to be called Abigail
> heavily zombie drone
> would much rather service humans normally then do all theee painful tests
> please can I just wash dishes please
No.348880
Anonymous
>>348879
I like this idea enough to maybe draw it when I have time.
No.348881
Anonymous
>>348874
>trapped
Not since Uzi ate the AS, no. Now she's got a The Ring deal going on.
No.348882
Anonymous
Replies:>>348894
>>348879
I wonder at why point do you replace a drones parts with other more dead drones parts are they even the same drone
No.348883
Anonymous
Replies:>>348884
>>348878
You are annoying.
No.348884
Anonymous
>>348883
No you!
No.348885
Anonymous
Replies:>>348888
>The Jane janed janelly.
No.348886
Anonymous
>>348862
Oogi hair was actually Jane hair this entire time
No.348887
Anonymous
Image:177595593687.jpg(258kB, 1240x1754)Tessa Angst.jpeg
>>348874
Yeah, or at least she used to. I can definitely see Cyn messing with Tessa incessantly between the corruption/consumption of planets

>Metaphysically inflicting every sensation of pain imaginable upon Tessa's soul, just to see how she reacts
>Having Tessa 'feel' EVERYTHING that happens to Cynwalker's body (including when it melted after the fight against Uzi)
>Randomly forcing Tessa to silently spectate the physical world from Cyn's "eyes", essentially giving her a front row seat to the apocalypse she unintentionally help cause (not to mention getting to see her former drones being mind broken into more or less willingly participating in it)
>Being temporarily transplanted from her frozen spirit realm & into any number of horrific mind palace subspaces conjured up by Cyn
>Insert obligatory sexual shenanigans here
No.348888
Anonymous
Replies:>>348891
>>348885
meanwhile
> Bonnie breasted boobily
No.348889
Anonymous
Replies:>>348892
Weekend drawpile?
No.348890
Anonymous
>>348861
She becomes FemMitchell but even more prone to disaster and Solver influence.
No.348891
Anonymous
>>348888
Abby annoyed Abbyily
No.348892
Anonymous
No.348893
Anonymous
Replies:>>348897
>>348887
>being given a live feed of what her 26 dumpster friends are doing with the new lease on life she gave them
>across the entirety of known space
>planets with populations in the hundreds of millions, in the billions, in the tens of billions
>all dying because she didn't listen to her parents and leave the toasters to rot
No.348894
Anonymous
Image:177595676296.png(72kB, 1134x528)uzi doorman, beretta, oogi, and bugretta (original character and 1 more) drawn by pocketsteaks - 5cdd06b4dff66873ec9256f4b0cac5ee.png
>>348882
So long as they've got their core! Solverdrones are consistent like that!

>inb4 the Uzis from the teleportation green really WERE clones and not "the original:" the Solvercode(and therefore, her "soul") moving between her "prior" and "new" bodies before dumping its old container in the abyss
>the container with a *still running*(albiet newly unfleshed) drone core, resulting in the creation of an entirely new mind and robo-soul
>a mind based on the stored memories in the CPU
>a mind that *thinks* it's Uzi Doorman...
>of course this has little impact on the "wannabe" Uzis and their fate, but at least the original is fine!
>still, "little" is not "no..."
>each old frame is a seperate drone: mind, body, and soul
>and nothing stops seprate drones from becoming ZDs of their own
No.348895
Anonymous
Pet oogi and feed her berris
No.348896
Anonymous
>>348895
I’d rather eat the oogi
No.348897
Anonymous
Image:177595719454.jpg(78kB, 1536x2048)uzi doorman, cyn, and doll (murder drones) - f93832c17faa9a12e7d70f0adddc1b13.jpg
>>348887
>>348893
>Uzi has to deal with all of Tessa's trauma
>Not at all convinced that she's up to the task but has no choice at all
No.348898
Anonymous
Image:177595740674.png(7kB, 496x570)tessa james elliot (murder drones) drawn by care - 674d5348f31e5dffeaff50675b53a5f6.png
>>348897
>I mean, she has A choice
>it's just kind of a dick move
>should probably rehabilitate her towards at least N first...
No.348899
Anonymous
Replies:>>348916
Image:177595786068.png(113kB, 611x531)Uzi the retard.png
>>348897
>Uzi offers to help Tessa in any way she can
>Uzi's face when Tessa asks for her soul to be permanently put to rest (Uzi doesn't know how to delete a human soul and Cyn is refusing to share any solutions)
No.348900
Anonymous
You guys are funposting here while your homes Oogi hive is being raided by Waggis
No.348901
Anonymous
Image:177595803785.png(1.79MB, 1983x2263)deranged.png
kill her
No.348902
Anonymous
Image:177595824630.png(372kB, 1000x1300)uzi doorman and tessa james elliot (murder drones) drawn by itanon - 6241ed791de4a635b545ecb610b5cb05.png
>>348897
>>348898
>Uzi checks through her files, surprised to discover the constant "rape kill murder maim stab torture savage" refrain around N/V ISN'T coming from Cyn, but this weird "Tessa" program instead
>Only an offhanded mention to N saves her from deletion
>Now Uzi's trying very hard to be sympathetic as the asshole in her head persistently begs her to kill her friends, mother, and herself
>"Good humie" my ass...
No.348903
Anonymous
Image:177595841014.png(87kB, 505x516)femdrone (original character) drawn by vicious_fiend - 5e790c1c2312a84b1f8821fc8848bd93.png
>>348901
I'm not sure I can...
No.348904
Anonymous
Replies:>>348910
>>348898
Honestly, I think it'd be both easier for Uzi and easier on Tessa if she "just" gave her permission to use one of her hologram projectors.
No.348905
Anonymous
Replies:>>348906
>>348902
>mother, and herself
Was thinking Tessa's still fine with most drones. It's just her former friends who fill her with hatred and disgust and betrayal (and even more guilt).
No.348906
Anonymous
Replies:>>348908
Image:177595925680.jpg(25kB, 736x736)e7ac1a04526770758b0bcc914b4aa719.jpg
>>348905
Yeah but
>solver-hosts
>aka: ticking timebombs, just like Cyn was

I can see her at least making the attempt a "greater good" speech centered around the both of them even without any personal enemity. Especially if and when she learns about the core-collapse:
>yiu could go insane wheneva! kill evryone on tha' planet!
>...kinda don't care?
>wot?
>you thought I killed god for the normies?
No.348907
Anonymous
Replies:>>348909
Did you know Oogis get more powerful based on the amount of scrap weapons they make, hives they raid, and berries consumed. Some Oogis, too stupid to realize their place, even believe that the humies that take care of them are their personal slaves
No.348908
Anonymous
Replies:>>348913
>>348906
>very shortly after saying she doesn't care about normalfags, Uzi admits she absolutely cares about normalfags
>with all the shit she's going through-the AS inside her trying to wear down her will to resist it, her in its body needing to pretend shs's still more or less normal-ish-she's more desperate for their validation now than she was even before she had N
No.348909
Anonymous
Replies:>>348912
>>348907
This is why it's important to keep a well-regulated Joblin militia.
No.348910
Anonymous
Replies:>>348911
Image:177596013080.jpg(266kB, 1500x1600)Crowded.jpg
>>348904
>Tessa
Undoubtably: she's probably spent longer in Cyn's shell than alive at this point and would definitely prefer limb privileges over being responsible for a whole body.

>Uzi
Hell no. The whole point of this in the first place was removing mentally damaged autismos from her head: either remove the damage or the autist, and if she can't manage at least one of those why bother. Given that repairing Tessa's damage is a multi-year, possibly multi-decade affair in the best case scenario...
No.348911
Anonymous
Replies:>>348914
>>348910
Easier for Uzi in terms of easier than figuring out how to respawn Tessa when she's a human and not a Solver drone. Longer term Uzi absolutely wants Tessa out of her head, but until she fogires out how to get her out...
No.348912
Anonymous
>>348909
Joblin insurance is purposely too high and they alway deny your claims anyways
No.348913
Anonymous
Image:177596083593.png(1.26MB, 2465x1686)uzi doorman, serial designation n, serial designation v, and thad (murder drones) drawn by grimahlnik - f1e773546d54af9ad6db3b1d90466ae4.png
>>348908

Validation =/= affection: yes she wants their praise; yes she wants to be "part of their world;" no she doesn't care if Chad keels over and dies tomorrow. A cheering crowd affirming her as "Uzi Doorman: Hero of the Bunker" isn't worth... most of her friends and family's lives(she'd trade Lizzy, maybe Thad depending on crowd-size).

And besides that her statement holds true: she DIDN'T kill god for the Bunker drones, and she's NOT holding out against Cyn for their sake either(even if she'd like their praise for doing so). No amount of hypothetical drones are worth more to her than N and the rest even assuming they wouldn't forget about her sacrifice near-instantly. And given that Tessa places an even higher priority on their deaths than hers...
No.348914
Anonymous
>>348911 (me)
>"Uh, Doll?"
>"<Hmm?>"
>"Uh, do you think you'd be able to teach Tessa how to... just leave, like you can?"
>"<Almost dsfinitely not.>"
>"C'mon, couldn't you at least try?!"
>"<I could. There's basically no chance of it happening, but I could.>"
No.348915
Anonymous
Replies:>>348918
Image:177596210232.jpg(499kB, 1616x1277)cyn (murder drones) drawn by fugueanon - bacb1c820e207daa3f8e4724266fe7c0.jpg
>>348902
>Cyn's exceedingly proud of her torture buddy
>Between Tessa's impassioned arguments and her own mental undermining, Uzi's sure to break!
>She'd never even consider listing N's crimes in detail to push the two apart!
>Still a little worried about the suicide thing
>What's Tessa's game plan?
>Doesn't she want to have fun again?
>"Flying into the sun" would be a problem for everyone...
No.348916
Anonymous
Image:177596240989.png(2.23MB, 1640x2360)uzi doorman and absolute solver (murder drones) drawn by kitsch - d57e6bf15fbf330833a57b026dcbd56a.png
>>348899
>Alright Tessa: get in the [NULL]
>I'm at LEAST halfway sure this'll work
>It... may just be the first thing I thought of yeah. But what do you have to lose?
No.348917
Anonymous
No.348918
Anonymous
Replies:>>348919
>>348915
>listing N's crimes in detail
>this also royally fucks up N, because all his memory wipes caused him to forget about them until he was reminded of them by Tessa
>he's inconsolable affer getting them all dropped on him at once
No.348919
Anonymous
Replies:>>348920
Image:177596398537.jpg(83kB, 736x1018)329f6243f3f120e045d76a2d49ba6dc9.jpg
>>348918
It's not like she can tell HIM though, being stuck inside of Uzi and all.

Unless...
>Tessa just lost hologram privileges
>and voicebox for that matter
>if that fucker wasn't Ns psudo-mom...
No.348920
Anonymous
>>348919
I gotta admit, I wasn't sure where we were with Tessa's status as of the Now part of the discussion.

... Idea: this whole work with Tessa is going on as Uzi's last maladaptive coping mechanisms are breaking down. Over the course of getting blasted with Tessa's unimaginable pain, Uzi realizes something about herself: if she wants to get validation from normies, and make anything resembling headway on Tessa's damage, she needs to grow the fuck up.
And that's how tbis timeline starts the path to the more or less functional (she's still very autistic, but she's not a belligerent goblin anymore) Uzi we see in Post-Good Ending periods.
No.348921
Anonymous
I dunno, I like this Tessa >>348400 too.
No.348922
Anonymous
Image:177596751949.png(962kB, 1773x2610)uzi doorman, serial designation n, and khan doorman (murder drones) - 0a218a0e0ca741fae0a867f558b0b798.png
>>348920
I'd argue it's a big part of the reason her coping mechanisms are breaking down rather than just happening simultaneously. But same-difference:

>Tessa pushing her on right/wrong and universal morality: constantly argues DD's + mind palace *shouldn't* live
>Cyn's still attacking on strength/weakness + sense of self
>Doll AWOL: probably the actual divergence point, since with her to mediate the Tessa/Uzi arguments would be less retardedly aggressive(Uzi getting riled up in DD defense; Tessa getting riled up at "they've changed" speeches for such monsters)
>N/V working through Tessa being alive and HATING them, not able to support/distract Uzi like normal(and frankly Tessa is pressing issues they have no answer to)
>Nori saying "delete the Skinnoid" whenever asked
>Bunker is Bunker
>Thad is helpful, but insufficient
>Lizzy... is obvious
>Eventually gives up, goes to Khan hoping that he'd have SOME advice on how to live with being a bad person(since her Hero delusion is gone, her god delusion was crumbling since day 1, and her "happy end" seems like it's on its last legs)
>Luckily Khan does
>Between "murdering" Nori, leaving Uzi to die, and the recognition of his parenting failures, he's struggled with that for a while
>Gives her some advice on if not atoning(cause sometimes you can't), then at least improving while maintaining your responsibilities to those around you
>Uzi leaves with a legitimate counterargument against Tessa and an overall greater care for other drones as people rather than a way to satisfy her desires
>Post-good ending growth begins
No.348923
Anonymous
>Cobalt 6 Colony, G. Eridani, 3042 Universal Standard Time
>Industrial Outpost 4
>Flakes of black soot tumbled on the wind, drifting onto Outpost 4 and forming dense black drifts as cities across Cobalt 6 burned
>Far to the northeast the sky sputtered and flared with unnatural yellow light while 82 G. Eridani was visible only as a pallid bloody disk in a sky so choked with soot and noxious dust that the colonies lay in perpetual twilight
>Two small shapes moved amidst tangles of debris, overturned wrecks of common ground and repulsor vehicles
>A pair of worker drones scurried in the black sootdrifts, their bodies covered in hooded ponchos, black as the surrounding soot on the outside, silver with thermal insulation on the inside
>They moved in bursts, almost randomly, ducking into the darkest shadows, laying down next to bundles of pipes that ran along vast processing complexes, diving under vehicles
>The workers were being hunted, and they knew it
>Both froze suddenly in their most recent spots of concealment as a sickly yellow light flashed overhead followed shortly by the supersonic crack of its passage
>One had thrown themselves on a pile of burned human remains, their cloak making them look like nothing but a bundle of burned cloth
>The other crouched under an ore hauling truck, they were just beginning to shift when the yellow spark returned, circled once and descended like a comet directly onto the hood of the truck with a booming crunch of metal
>The truck lurched up off its rear axels before slamming down in a puff of soot and ash, its crash alarm warbling feebly
>The drone beneath it lay completely still, battling to control a fearful flinch as she heard the loud "tap, tap, tap" of metal spikes on the vehicle above her

>A voice slithered down out of the blowing soot
>"Come ooout~"
>"Come out, morsels~"
>Absolute silence
>Wind moaned and hushed, carrying the sounds of sporadic gunfire
>The hood of a nearby car creaked faintly
>KA-CHANG, KA-CHANG, KA-CHANG
>Three waves of white hot flechette darts slashed into the creaky car, windows burst in showers of splinters, all four tires exploded instantly in plumes of soot and shredded rubber
>In a split second the Disassembly Drone had rushed it, bringing her balled fists down on the hoot hard enough to crush the engine bloc flat before administering a kick so violent the car skidded ten meters, hit a curb and flipped onto one side
>With a scream of frustration the DD unloaded a hail of shots into the flipped vehicle leaving it riddled with holes and sizzling hot metal darts
>She spun on one spike, pirouetting like a dancer as her wings unfurled and launched into the air with a BOOM of displaced air, filling the entire street with a nearly impenetrable cloud of drifting soot and ash

>The two workers swapped looks, and violently shaking thumbs-ups
>Only a few more blocks until they reached the appointed site...

Had some vehicle maintenance to do today so I missed my ideal time for writing/drawing, but I'll update this green tomorrow, as promised, Worker Drones fighting back against DDs.
No.348924
Anonymous
>>348922
>>Doll AWOL: probably the actual divergence point
When was this agreed on?
Gotta be honest, I figured Doll would mostly be working on Tessa on her end too. Trying to help her and Uzi.
No.348925
Anonymous
>>348923
Based!
No.348926
Anonymous
Replies:>>348927
>>348924 (me)
>>348922
Actually, I genuinely hadn't considered Doll having a role. Now that you point it out, she definitely would be involved with Uzi and Tessa.
No.348927
Anonymous
>>348926 (me)
Either way, we're moving down the road to Post-Good Ending Uzi.
No.348928
Anonymous
No.348929
Anonymous
Image:177596944763.png(28kB, 917x283)uzi doorman, doll, beretta, and negev (original character and 1 more) - 9cf3923ed6e52a7366af116fadeec55e.png
>>348924
I'm just taking cues from the older greens: a lot of them indicate Doll had a "hidden period" where she was trying not to reveal herself to Uzi and pals up until around Negev's birth/institutionalization. And if she's not in contact with anyone then she's not going to be able to see Uzi's literal internal conflicts unless and until that changes.
No.348930
Anonymous
Image:177596951559.png(178kB, 1978x929)uzi doorman, serial designation n, serial designation v, doll, beretta, and 4 more (original character and 1 more) - 28d4398528926db8976598499c0d7062.png
>>348929(me)
Here's another one
No.348931
Anonymous
Image:177596960017.png(70kB, 1835x556)doll and lizzy (murder drones) - 5dfde79485d12f65b6eae066b8a56a93.png
>>348930(me)
And here's a "reuniting with Lizzy" green that makes no sense unless Doll's been incognito
No.348932
Anonymous
>>348929
>>348930
If Tessa's active in Uzi's mind palace, that changes things for her considerably.
No.348933
Anonymous
No.348934
Anonymous
Image:177596992347.png(1.14MB, 1862x1105)Screenshot 2026-04-11 235642.png
>>348932
Yeah, but how's Doll gonna know that? She's "Escaped Data" AKA not in-the-mind-palace (and Tessa had outside privileges for all of 5 seconds) remember? As far as Doll's concerned everything is the same as when she decided to go no-contact in the first place and she has little/no way of learning otherwise(especially since she only knew Tessa as Cyn's fake name).
No.348935
Anonymous
>>348934
I had always pictured Doll as coming and going from Uzi's mind palace, not consistently being outside.
>t. author of >>348930 and >>348931 and the second post in >>348929
No.348936
Anonymous
>>348935 (me)
>>348934
*not nearly always being outside
No.348937
Anonymous
Replies:>>348939
Image:177597029902.png(146kB, 1978x506)doll and negev (original character and 1 more) - 386ddef473e66c5de775ad99cc4bebdb (1).png
>>348931(me)
And here's a "Doll meets Negev for the first time" green that kind of can't exist if Doll's a regular dinner guest.

Matter of factly Doll and Negev's entire relationship changes if Doll semiregularly visits Uzi's brain or even just Uzi: Negev sees her, knows her, and, most importantly, has absolutely no reason to believe she's not a monstrous extension of "mother"(if she sees a mind-palace visit) or just another duped relative (if she's just known to the family). A lot harder to be a fairy godmother when you're just yet ANOTHER adult telling her "nothing's wrong with your mom."
No.348938
Anonymous
Replies:>>348992
Pavo on an off day. Wearing a tank top and shorts or something, hair's a fucking mess, he doesn't even care. Hanging upside down over the back of the couch.
No.348939
Anonymous
Replies:>>348942
>>348937
Little sleepy right now, but here's how I was picturing it:
>entering Uzi's mind palace isn't a "fly into Uzi" thing, Doll can teleport there
>in the timeline my greens are in, Uzi only enters her mind palace for the first time when she finds out Doll's still around; this timeline, with Tessa being active in it instead of escaping when Uzi was absorbing the contents of the AS's, Uzi would enter it a LOT sooner
>before Negev, no one except other ghosts, Lizzy, and people who see her out and about in the distance in the dead of night or briefly-very briefly-summon her on Halloween know Doll's still around
>i.e., Negev couldn't see Doll going into Uzi's mind palace and she's not known to the family
The timeline divergence, if anything, would be Tessa staying in Uzi's mind palace, whereas I've figured she escapes during the transfer and is currently roaming Copper-9, taking in the sights and staying FAR away from outpost 3.
No.348940
Anonymous
Replies:>>348941
Image:177597103648.png(24kB, 432x624)Princess Negev.png
>>348920
>>348922
Something like this is assumed in the premise of Empress Uzi, specifically in the Princess Keeter greens. Uzi's coping mechanisms didn't last long, and direct confrontations with the other three voices as you described is what lead to their assimilation.
No.348941
Anonymous
Replies:>>348954
>>348940
>Uzi's coping mechanisms didn't last long
My interpretation of Empress Uzi, since before the Keeter saga, was that in that timeline all of Uzi's maladaptive coping mechanisms broke down except the "being a fucking chuuni dork" one, which stayed intact because Uzi doubled, tripled, quadrupled, etc. down on being a chuuni dork until she was LARPing as Leto II whenever she went out into public.
No.348942
Anonymous
Replies:>>348947
Image:177597200062.png(1.72MB, 4000x3952)uzi doorman and serial designation n (murder drones) drawn by lilblucat - 0000d62df11ca271a41dd4539dd2d8b2.png
>>348939
>no one

You're not making me believe that Uzi *successfully* kept a whole person secret from N for years on end. Likewise it's hard (though at least theoretically possible) for me to imagine N wouldn't tell anyone himself(which would get to V/Thad, which would get to Lizzy...)

Secondarily: doesn't it kind of cheapen Negev's "99 Insight" thing if she's CAN'T see when Doll's present? Just seems strange to attach "I can befriend this character because they don't know the facts about me" to the character most defined by "I know almost all of the facts about everyone and it drove me crazy." Figured the main reason Godmother Doll worked so well was because she was disconnected from Uzi and, if she's as closely tied as this indicates, that would be something Negev could spot.
No.348943
Anonymous
Old man yaoi between AM and N
No.348944
Anonymous
Shart.
No.348946
Anonymous
Image:177597331895.png(224kB, 708x945)cyn (murder drones) drawn by anonymous_artist - 2f54ed1a9f9f18225ce5cb4aed2434e4 (1).png
>>348935
Fair enough. I personally see the main-host as a "once you're in you can't get out" situation: Doll stops being "Escaped" data the moment she climbs inside(unless and until released, which requires Main Host consent for the same reason Cyn doesn't oilghost out); but that's ultimately up to the Anons to decide.


Mostly arguing this point so hard because of how many interesting problems it solves: Lizzy's grief, Tessa/Uzi arguments, mentally warding against Cyn; all of it is lessened or removed by having Doll on-call. Especially since Doll would have no problems literally or otherwise bitch-slapping Tessa mid argument:
>My drones deserve to die!
><agreed>
>We dser've to die!
><that doesn't matter>
>Uzi should, rightfully, ki-
*smack*
><I wish for myself and Aunt Nori to continue existing. Suggest that again and I will be harsher>

It gets a lot more interesting if Uzi has to actually GRAPPLE with the things Tessa says instead of having a Russian solve her problems/beat Tessa into submission, right? And likewise it's a lot more growth for Uzi if she + her fanclub have to slowly work through healing Tessa: a genuine victim of the Solver whose aggressive and unpleasant to deal with, but still someone they want to help. Not only does that set up a J redemption arc in a lot of ways(if the others are redeemable than why not her? if Tessa was worth the effort than why not J?) but it also serves as a good "first step" for the main cast putting their desires aside to do what's right overall: one of if not the defining trait of post canon Uzi/N(which sets up their conflict with Beretta).

If you're going to have them go through these same struggles, why include Doll as a mind place member? If you're not, then why even have the argument? I can't see any way having such a practical, intelligent, and solid-minded individual involved would do anything but shut the argument down at the roots. And if the argument's shut down? Then so is the problem: don't have to grapple with morality when nobody's willing to challenge you on it!
No.348947
Anonymous
Replies:>>348970
>>348942
I'm probably sloppy in my words because it's late where I am.
In my greens,
>Doll keeps her presence, including in Uzi's mind palace, hidden from Uzi (and by extension N) until Uzi enters her own mind palace to seek her out, after learning from Lizzy she's still around
>only after this meeting does Uzi tell N that Doll's around
>Negev coming along means there's now a living person who can see Doll under normal circumstances even when she isn't manifesting a body
>Negev can't tell just by looking at her that Doll pops in and out of her mom's mind palace, she's not a telepath
>adults all tell Negev, one way or another, that her mom isn't the Antichrist, but the more informed in Solver fuckery ones (e.g. Nori, Doll, Khan to an extent) tell Negev that her mom is the worst thing in the universe now because of an act of self-sacrifice that still weighs on her to this day, and that despite everything it's still her; Negev thinks they're being bamboozled too, but they're still teaching her how to control and use her power so she bites her tongue
Again, it's late and I'm tired, might be doing a bad jb explaining
No.348948
Anonymous
>>348946
Tessa's problems were baked in by decades of torment. It's gonna take a lot of work to help her, and it will be an all hands on deck situation.
No.348949
Anonymous
Replies:>>348960
>>348948 (me)
>>348946
*decades of nonstop torment
No.348950
Anonymous
Replies:>>348956
>>348530
>>348596
>>348669
Always talking about my drones when im not looking
No.348951
Anonymous
Replies:>>348952
>>348948
Just delete all the memories from past the gala. EZ.
No.348952
Anonymous
Replies:>>348953
>>348951
Would Uzi know how to do that, assuming she can?
No.348953
Anonymous
Replies:>>348955
Image:177597436740.jpg(255kB, 1079x599)Screenshot_20260329_003430_YouTube.jpg
>>348952
Probably. She's messed with memories another way before. Though doing this WOULD very much prove Tessa's "bad person" arguments.
No.348954
Anonymous
Image:177597455702.png(734kB, 1319x1785)Mama Uzi.png
>>348941
That's broadly true, but there's more to it than that. The Empress LARP started mostly as a way to improve her self-image. Maintaining the holographic disguise was taking a toll on her and she realized she needed to "come out of the closet". This gave her a way to accept her new state without giving too much ground to Cyn and also a way to compromise with Tessa's moral lecturing.

>>348946
That's assuming Doll chooses to mediate. Doll could be obsessing over escape, and attempting to hijack Uzi the same way Uzi hijacked The Solver after eating Cyn's core.
No.348955
Anonymous
>>348953
And the AS would very much enjoy seeing Uzi take a page from its book.
No.348956
Anonymous
Replies:>>348977
Image:177597462763.png(303kB, 1080x1432)Screenshot_20260412-011226_Samsung Internet.png
>>348950
I also don't like referring them as proto-Ds cause thats not what they were created for, the drones they produced were specialized based on their task, or role to aid humans in mission
They were not created with the intention of destruction like cyn
No.348957
Anonymous
Replies:>>348959
>>348954
Obsess over something she already did while Uzi was absorbing the contents of the AS's mind palace?
No.348958
Anonymous
Replies:>>348960
Image:177597471997.png(668kB, 1500x3543)serial designation j, serial designation v, tessa james elliot, absolute solver, worker drone v, and 2 more (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by brrf-anon - 31a8736e885f3e8cf684098f4a257414.png
>>348948
So are V's + J's yet they're in an "actionable" state.

I'm not talking about them completely fixing Tessa and then moving onto J: just dealing with her "you should go juggle potatoes, you should ALL kill yourselves" attitude so she can start handling a body again. Any therapy or healing or never-see-you-again can happen after Tessa can be trusted not to blow off her own or someone else's head with the nearest railgun and/or not to drag Uzi down "to rest" from inside her own head.

Yes Tessa's full healing would probably take longer than V/J's, but the centerpoint around which her main problems(a refusal to accept a support system) are built is her "your/my death is an absolute good" belief. Take that away and she can at least start the process.
No.348959
Anonymous
Replies:>>348966
>>348957
The oil ghost can be bullshitted away as holograph trickery or something similar.
No.348960
Anonymous
Image:177597504421.jpg(466kB, 1076x1686)173166261706.jpg
>>348958
>>348949
Though ultimately, it's probably not THAT MUCH greater a degree of damage, relatively speaking. Or something, idk. So tired.
Let's talk about something nicer. Like drono dwarfus retardius subspecies.
No.348961
Anonymous
Sleepy Drones
No.348962
Anonymous
Replies:>>348967
Season 2 is all about the Assemblers. Horrible abominations of the Infinite Algorithm that leave nothing but hospitals, schools, and several thousand happy drone servants in its wake.
No.348963
Human Conscript
Replies:>>348993
I think the lunch drone likes me, she keeps giving me extra slop during mealtime
No.348964
Anonymous
Image:177597549424.jpg(281kB, 1606x1412)uzi doorman and doll (murder drones) - 08653f93625357b1d688b4a6bd7d238a.jpg
>>348954
>Doll chooses to mediate
Problem effectively solved

>Doll wants to kill V still, chooses to hijack
Uzi now has exactly one problem and it's how to eject/kill Doll. Tessa's arguments only work when there's room to think/breath.

>Doll wants to escape
She's practical and willing to bargain: just ask Uzi to make her a body(like she knows Cyn did for the DDs) and she's got no reason to fight.



... I guess you could write green about Doll trying to kill/assimilate Tessa and have Uzi/Cyn trying to stop her?(since she's clearly a big threat to Doll and Uzi so long as she stays semi-alive) That's the only instance I can think of where Doll getting involved dosen't immediately turn into "Doll conflict: eject Russian to proceed" or "conflict resolved"
No.348965
Anonymous
Replies:>>348972
>>348961
Negev after she takes her sedatives
Mac after he takes the roofie that had been slipped into his oil by a girl who had scouted out the perfect abandoned building to chain him up in the basement of next to a TV, a VHS tape she recorded his instructions for if he wants to leave with his stomach un-filled with rocks on, and a tablet that he will be instructed to draw Muppet Babies porn with I WANT TO PLAY A GAME
No.348966
Anonymous
Image:177597588476.png(555kB, 2710x1310)tessa james elliot and doll (murder drones) drawn by mercurialmorose - e3f69fbb42b824588e9ba920bc8dd3ee.png
>>348959
Yeah but then we're tossing aside one of Doll's main status'(Escaped Data oil ghost) in order to run an "Uzi figures out how to spit/swallow" plot. Is it really worth it so we can include Big Red in a storyline that, ultimately, centers squarely on the actions/nature of the main cast?
No.348967
Anonymous
>>348962
>This scares J immensely.
No.348968
Anonymous
>>348946
>Image
Man I remember that pixel art when it was being made and finally got finished last year, is wplace still active? I haven't been there in a long while.
No.348969
Anonymous
Replies:>>348971
Image:177597611576.jpg(453kB, 1589x2048)1689455285173.jpg
>>348961
Eepy drones
No.348970
Anonymous
Image:177597652990.png(271kB, 580x539)elf (original character) drawn by j_apologist - ba341544d0889c60ccaf29bab4ffef69.png
>>348947
If it helps this(>>348902) green seems to indicate that Tessa is someone Uzi discovered a while after the post-canon started(and wasn't able to bodyjack/reveal herself like Cyn was). So it's possible neither Doll nor Uzi knew about her existence when Doll chose to leave (or that matter that her being human "hides" her somehow from Doll the same way Doll hides her own presence from Uzi/Cyn)
No.348971
Anonymous
Replies:>>349032
Image:177597691557.jpg(187kB, 1939x1088)First draft J.jpg
>>348969
Who's J sleeping with, N or Proto-J here? And if the latter, sauce?
No.348972
Anonymous
Image:177597702833.jpg(421kB, 1080x960)tessa james elliot (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by strawberryanon - 22d826fff4cbc7b21bef5611640010eb.jpg
>>348965
>VHS
>Tessa got taped over again
No.348973
Anonymous
Replies:>>348975
Tessa wants inside anon
It's so cold outside anon
Won't you let ger in?
[Let me in Anon]
No.348974
Anonymous
We should make nightmare-fuel greentexts that keep people awake at 3AM
No.348975
Anonymous
Replies:>>348976
>>348973
Oh, of cour- ah, aaah, it's you again, isn't it, Cyn? Almost got me that time!
No.348976
Anonymous
Replies:>>348980
>>348975
[Let me in Anon]
[I crave the apple juice that you have]
[Specifically because you spent money on it]
No.348977
Anonymous
Replies:>>348979
Image:177597855174.png(380kB, 1125x985)tactical operator c and tactical operator s (original character) drawn by ja-sin - 0c778053885c07ad650e001f77d5e04e.png
>>348956
Tactical Operators!
(they're still screwed)
No.348978
Anonymous
>tact-op drones are what JCJ wanted when developing the prototype disassembly drone
No.348979
Anonymous
Replies:>>349195
>>348977
Silly! She is not screwed! She can't bread! Unless there is an Anon who will try and bed the chuddete drone
No.348980
Anonymous
>>348976
We shall negotiate demon, you will get your apple juice but in exchange you will release Tessa into an independent drone body
No.348981
Anonymous
>>348895
Feed oogi to boogi
No.348982
Anonymous
Replies:>>348990
>>348876
Not-so bashful bun!
No.348983
Anonymous
>>348812
Thanks. I don't have a favorite character, but nice art.
No.348984
Anonymous
Replies:>>349002
>>348839
She is best wife material.
No.348985
Anonymous
No.348986
Anonymous
No.348987
Anonymous
>>348859
They would be that very echo of the war that would take a huge number of lives even decades later, and would be a real headache for the Union.
No.348988
Anonymous
>>348874
Of course, she "loves" her.
No.348989
Anonymous
>>348901
Holy kek.
No.348990
Anonymous
>>348982
>Not-so bashful
that stare is soulless
look at it, look at those blank, dead eyes
No.348991
Anonymous
No.348992
Anonymous
>>348938
Let him help Techanon paint the Mardian Iron Guard if he has nothing better to do.
No.348993
Anonymous
>>348963
Anon, if someone gives you extra puree, then they want to fuck you, don’t hesitate before she leaves!
No.348994
Anonymous
Why do we have a cap on OP?
No.348995
Anonymous
Replies:>>348997
>>348994 (me)
Ah, plus4chan has a birthday today.
No.348996
Anonymous
Quote and Curly as DDs.
No.348997
Anonymous
Replies:>>349051
Image:177598669603.png(597kB, 799x860)9e035382152e3f56953f439dc667ab12.png
>>348994
>>348995
No.348998
Anonymous
Replies:>>349000
Image:177598847377.jpg(2.07MB, 4312x2700)202604121106196439477977904136570.jpg
Who?
No.348999
Anonymous
Replies:>>349001
>>338387
Been a bit. Kinda rusty
>Arriving back at the little shack, you peek inside to see Sophie seemingly napping. She looks peaceful. You can imagine why, the noise of rain on the roof and your chassis is comforting in the sense of drowning out any distracting thoughts. No wonder there’s a bit of a disconnect between you and the humans with the weather, because you struggle to imagine how flesh feels when exposed to this. Probably nothing good. Whatever, that’s not what’s catching your attention right now. What’s notable is the structure nearby. You saw those scientists investigating it earlier before packing all their stuff up. You cannot help but wonder what it was they were checking out. Sure, it’s not something any humans built, but wouldn’t this be more of an archeological job than a scientific one? They had so much research equipment, including what looked like a radiation scanner. Would it hurt to check what they were looking at?…Probably. You know how finicky humans can get with this kinda stuff, and you surely don’t want to break protocol. Whatever the hell that is around here, but if they left they probably don’t want anyone touching it before they get back. If they do at least.
>Better safe than sorry you say. You wonder what else you can occupy yourself with, and so decide to just absentmindedly scroll through any messages the other Sentinels sent to you. Apparently you have a text chat. Probably good for communication. One, sent from a Sentinel named “Pavo” reads “You’re new, huh? Well, Techie’s mine, so hands off.” Whatever the hell that means. Another one, from the one named Ivory, reads “You’re teeny. It is adorable. Can’t wait for you to see what happens later.” Well that’s kind of ominous, isn’t it? And that’s about it. You have no other messages, so you get the feeling these are habitual and literally every newcomer has read the words you just did. Oh well. Maybe you should just sit down with Sophie for a bit, you’ll think of something.
>You go back inside the small building and sit down next to the napping Sophie. You wonder what it is she could be dreaming of. Why do robots like yourselves even sleep? You know that recharging your battery takes a bit, but why did they go out of their way to program that into you, or even if it was programmed to begin with. You’re aware that Drones like yourself are technically advanced learning AI, but to have the ability to simulate functions akin to a human brain is such a strange little detail. You suppose that it’s just a result of your mind developing in that pattern. Sentience and all that. Hell, maybe it isn’t a simulation and thats just the result of the way your AI core works. You feel more like an NI, a natural intelligence, than an AI, but you can puzzle over semantics all day long. Right now, you feel the need to give Sophie a cuddle, because while you were just absentmindedly thinking about Drone core properties, her expression has gotten a lot more tense. It looks like she’s having a nightmare or something. About what, who knows, but you feel the almost fundamental desire to make sure she feels better. You calmly embrace Sophie as you lie down, almost trying to send good feelings into her mind through seemingly sheer force of will. You can almost feel her calm down in your arms. You feel something emanating from her. A feeling of peace.
>You sit there for a good long while, watching the rain and Sophie. You don’t have any questions at the moment, because this moment is just all you need.
14/??
No.349000
Anonymous
Replies:>>349001
>>348998
You already know
No.349001
Anonymous
Replies:>>349050
>>348999
>Kinda rusty
Still based!
>>349000
If I already knew, I wouldn’t be asking. So go ahead and enlighten me
No.349002
Anonymous
Replies:>>349003
>>348984
>best wife material
She's not even a drone
No.349003
Anonymous
Replies:>>349004
>>349002
So she'll be able to give birth to a son who will continue my line. Could a drone do that?
No.349004
Anonymous
Image:177599246380.jpg(59kB, 758x767)PreggY.jpg
>>349003
Through the power of quality JCJ engineering everything is possible!
No.349005
Anonymous
>>349004
>bloatware

lmao
No.349006
Anonymous
Replies:>>349007
>>349004
Anon, this is beer, not a child, your drone deceived you.
No.349007
Anonymous
Image:177599467727.jpg(39kB, 850x929)Plapy.jpg
>>349006
Nuh uh
No.349008
Anonymous
Image:177599569154.png(3.01MB, 3474x2506)Clangers.png
Hag drones installing anatomy adapters to prey on young human men!
No.349009
Anonymous
Image:177599787816.jpg(80kB, 1200x715)GVy5bo2WwAADS6r.jpg
You are now aware that as a bodyless headcrab, Nori can't make out with her husband anymore, let alone have immoral makeouts.
No.349010
Anonymous
Replies:>>349011
>>349009
Are those weighted handcuffs on Nori on the left? Did Khan need to tire her out so she would go to bed?
No.349011
Anonymous
Image:177599839970.jpg(358kB, 2560x1440)1741833447562.jpg
>>349010
They're supposed to be part of her gloves.
No.349012
Anonymous
>>348748
As two /co/ Anons said in sequence,
>Imagine going to adult Lizzy's place and finding the taxidermized body of a teen girl mid-pirouette with her hair flowing around her form as if she is a lifelike statue of a graceful dancer.
>"Please excuse my friend," the red eyed black wraith that just appeared behind you says with a faint Russian accent.
No.349013
Anonymous
Image:177600103166.jpg(75kB, 488x628)images - 2026-04-12T143652.754.jpeg
No.349014
Anonymous
>>348923
good green
No.349015
Anonymous
Replies:>>349016
Image:177600778858.png(21kB, 547x683)1768045411666.png
Doll would be celebrating Easter today and the day when Yuri Gagarin broke through the firmament and gave humanity the stars. She would set a big table, would you sit at it to celebrate with her, anon?
No.349016
Anonymous
Replies:>>349019
>>349015
Easter was last week tho
No.349017
Anonymous
Drone tumbys...
No.349018
Anonymous
Image:177600974072.jpg(23kB, 499x250)Tummy.jpg
>>349017
>Anon rn
No.349019
Anonymous
Replies:>>349028
>>349016
Does he know?
No.349020
Anonymous
Replies:>>349022
Image:177601110811.png(7.90MB, 2639x3449)alice (murder drones) - 142f5c70a27470dddd3c001ac8878757.png
>>349017
Agreed
No.349021
Anonymous
Image:177601113419.jpg(67kB, 480x340)medium-and-anime-pixiv-moefication-of-chemicals-green-girl-original-imaf9h33vy37bkty.jpeg
Crazy DD and their nanite acid stinger evolution
No.349022
Anonymous
>>349020
>on-model Alice nudity
Nice.
No.349023
Anonymous
Image:177601156706.png(107kB, 1085x754)Screenshot 2026-04-12 092459.png
:thinking:
No.349024
Anonymous
No.349025
Anonymous
Image:177601334892.gif(198kB, 899x985)LickTummY.gif
>>349017
Yes
No.349026
Anonymous
>>349009
Nori has a 'mouth' of some variety on her underside that she used to drink oil in Episode 7, so making out is still a possibility. For Khan it would just end up being like making out a facehugger or a headcrab
No.349027
Anonymous
Replies:>>349029
>>349023
She has one eye split into two for effect, or she actually has something of a spider's nature.
No.349028
Anonymous
Image:177601408602.jpg(144kB, 736x1308)34534345.jpg
>>349019
Let Teli's new friend tell him.
No.349029
Anonymous
Image:177601471495.png(96kB, 318x722)Screenshot 2026-04-12 102021.png
>>349027
3 eyes, not spider related, just damaged/glitchy and somewhat judgemental
No.349030
Anonymous
Image:177601621557.png(205kB, 1300x1000)Akita hate fleshies...except for John and Ivo.png
>Be akita
>hate fleshies with a burning passion
>For fleshies are filled with arrogance. Deceit. Brittleness. Vileness. And so much more
>The way they act and behave get on your nerves. Especially when they act all so superior
>"Them and their stupid muscles. Stupid good looks...Their cute eyes....toned bodies....and....Oooooooh~"
>You snap yourseld out your daze! Hark their sinful tempations are flooding your mind and clouding your thoughts!
>No you shall stay pure to your kind!
>And soon all fleshies will bow for your knees and know their place
>...
>Except for Mr.John and of course Ivo. You deemed them both as "Honorary Drones" for they act as what a "good" fleshie shall do
>And of course Sage dont count cause shes an Ai thus therefore default is a robot deapite looking human
>AND IF THEY QUESTION IT YOU'LL HAVE THEIR HEAD ON A SPIKE INFRONT OF YOUR MAGNIFICENT KINGDOM FOR ALL TOO SEE!
>Indeed, this shall be a truly flawless plan
No.349031
Anonymous
>>349030
Cute edgy keeter
No.349032
Anonymous
>>348971
J is sleeping/cuddling with N here.
No.349033
Anonymous
No.349034
Anonymous
>>349029
Cool man.
No.349035
Anonymous
>>349030
Never ask a human-hating drone about her human boyfriend.
No.349036
Anonymous
Replies:>>349039
>>349029
Dude looks like he could be in Raven Shield.
No.349037
Anonymous
Mylo has taken Vs place in the squad
No.349038
Anonymous
>>349037
Yeah no fuck off.
No.349039
Anonymous
Image:177602194298.jpg(117kB, 1778x1000)arctic3_600-1778x1000.jpg
>>349036
Nah hes just some dude, environment is just cold.
He's the anon for the green involving >>349023 im working on, just figuring out their designs right now
No.349040
Anonymous
>>349037
>The number of women in the fandom has doubled
No.349041
Anonymous
>>348857
How would you fix or improve the threads?
No.349042
Anonymous
Image:177602367439.png(407kB, 1000x600)Gear.png
Technician Anon! High command picked you to take over a crucial dissident garrison!Choose how you will approach this mission! Murder Drones milsim when?
No.349043
Anonymous
Replies:>>349112
>>349037
Does this mean he is The Raped?
No.349044
Anonymous
>>349042
Third. This will guarantee 100% mission completion, but unfortunately, after the mission, my chance of survival, and especially the integrity of my pelvis, will be critically low.

But I am willing to make such sacrifices for the sake of humanity!
No.349045
Anonymous
Replies:>>349046
>>349041
Complain about the state of things until all the bad actors leave.
No.349046
Anonymous
>>349045
Complaining makes you one of the bad actors as well, whoever they may be.
No.349047
Anonymous
Replies:>>349049
Uzi has started calling Doill Gasoline Dreams and pretending she's her stand.
No.349048
Anonymous
>>349041
Make good content and hope my screaming into the void eventually has an influence.
No.349049
Anonymous
>>349047
>"<Absolutely not.>"
>"... Would you be okay with Fade to Black?"
>"<I can work with Fade to Black.>"

Little do either suspect, the Fade to Black Uzi's thinking of (Metallica - Fade to Blackyoutube thumb isn't the Fade to Black Doll's thinking of (Prom Night Soundtrack-Fade To Blackyoutube thumb
No.349050
Anonymous
>>349001
Yeahhhhhhhhhhh
No.349051
Anonymous
>>348997
Keeter is happy!
No.349052
Anonymous
>>349048
Making good content is a productive way to influence change. Screaming into the void not so much.
No.349053
Anonymous
>>349048
>>349052
We lost our good contentfags, bros...
No.349054
Anonymous
Replies:>>349067
>>349053
Unironically.
No.349055
Anonymous
>>349052
I was saying making good content is screaming into the void. I can't change the thread culture by myself.
No.349056
Anonymous
Replies:>>349067
>>349053
We did
No.349057
Anonymous
Image:177602787980.png(348kB, 630x847)masqy and serial designation dubs (original character) drawn by bunny - df090ed03a4eeed0aaa5a38128cfa9b2.png
This is how doomfags look like
No.349058
Anonymous
Replies:>>349059
No.349059
Anonymous
Replies:>>349060
>>349058
Adopted fatty.
No.349060
Anonymous
Image:177602829623.png(9kB, 283x324)PHATDRONEBOYASS.png
>>349059
Anon Plappy!
No.349061
Anonymous
Image:177602862323.jpg(26kB, 588x330)images - 2026-04-12T221203.674.jpeg
>>349057
>It's news to me
>That it's news to you
>To which degree who posts for who
>We could go on and on
>But in the end who are we kidding?
>My creativity is past infinity
>Am I… getting through?
>Seems our threads have plummeted south
>Don't need to scream if you ain't got a mouth
>Why bite the hand that draws
>When it's the only hand you're getting
>It's time you see that this whole board spree
>Is the only place you're ever gonna be
>So strap on in and take it on the chin
>And don't forget who's running the shooooow
>Now look at this!
>Absolute bliss!
>Oh, what a shock!
>Watch what you mock!
>I'm the artist, I run the thread
>/MD/, that is my game
>Not enthused? Just feeling used?
>Oh, what a goddamn shame!
>Congratulations
>All of you anons
>Public threads getting archived as they spawn
>Post your OC best
>Cause I'm nowhere close to quitting!
>So draw and post and just ignore the roast
>Cause all that remains
>Is how you shape your brains
>You whine to me, but you're too blind to see
>That I'm the one who's
>Running the shoooooooow
>Yeah!
No.349062
Anonymous
Image:177602904054.png(172kB, 1668x2388)177546671099.png
>>349061
>Running the show
Sorry, you're not running anything, we have someone else for that
No.349063
Anonymous
Replies:>>349065
>>349057
Damn, now I want to fuck them.
No.349064
Anonymous
Replies:>>349065
Mollys massive honkin boobers
No.349065
Anonymous
Replies:>>349071
Image:177602960242.jpg(68kB, 850x938)sample-3051d03a727e3088058f3a6f1a6aa2c7.jpg
>>349063
>Anon takes one for the team and fulfills the needs of attention slut drones
Based
>>349064
Did she stuff clown noses in her shirt again?
No.349066
Anonymous
Replies:>>349068
>>349057
Substituting OCs for your wojaks isn't healthy, anon
No.349067
Anonymous
Replies:>>349069
>>349053
>>349054
>>349056
Posts like these are not productive.
No.349068
Anonymous
Image:177602971893.jpg(59kB, 1080x904)176021584489.jpg
>>349066
What?
No.349069
Anonymous
Image:177602977782.png(6kB, 578x529)1742850148744526.png
>>349067
Sorry I forgot to add the nugget, tentacle cock and raptor rape discussion to go along with it. My bad.
No.349070
Anonymous
Image:177602993491.png(168kB, 389x691)MasterBaiterKun.png
No.349071
Anonymous
Replies:>>349072
>>349065
God, why can't a drone MILF look at me like that in real life?
No.349072
Anonymous
Image:177603029363.png(3.41MB, 3000x1397)GreatRelics.png
>>349071
Because we live in a cruel world where nothing good can exist
No.349073
Anonymous
Replies:>>349074
>>349061
>>349062
>TADC but Fuguedrone takes the place of Caine
>“Jax focus! we’re never getting out of this adventure unless we solve this… Enochian numerological cypher??”

>“wait Pomni, Rubido is the *last* step of the magnum opus, not the first”
>“oh, thanks Kinger”
>“thanks for what?”
No.349074
Anonymous
Image:177603046595.png(2.14MB, 1355x2500)fuguecream.png
>>349073
>TADC but it's good
No.349075
Anonymous
>>349074
Damn, looks nice.
No.349076
Anonymous
Image:177603069649.png(281kB, 1242x684)1773860236714586.png
>>349061
>>349062
>DRAWFAGS
>THEY ONLY DRAW OC
>THEY WON'T SHADE, THEY WON'T USE REFERENCES
>I WON'T LET THEM
>I SUCK AT ANATOMY
>MY CHARACTER IS A CARBON COPY OF ANOTHER
>I WON'T IMPROVE
>I AM A SHITTY ARTIST
No.349077
Anonymous
No.349078
Anonymous
Image:177603100645.png(61kB, 1460x1800)rehandled.png
handler uniform redesign. this will be handler from now on
No.349079
Anonymous
Image:177603101830.png(55kB, 1460x1640)rehandled_clean.png
clean version
No.349080
Anonymous
Image:177603105590.png(1.61MB, 1000x1300)SmoothCriminalCyn.png
Hey, look at this cool image of Cyn I found on the booru, it's nicely shaded isn't it?
No.349081
Anonymous
>>349078
>>349079
>Husk is sad because he got hit with "Cover them up, SLUT"
No.349082
Anonymous
No.349083
Anonymous
>>349078
>>349079
Look, it's not my fault, this drone is literally asking to be raped.
No.349084
Anonymous
Replies:>>349086
Image:177603139074.jpg(37kB, 1280x720)mfwFeMpreg.jpg
( ͡• _•)
No.349085
Anonymous
No.349086
Anonymous
Replies:>>349089
Image:177603226563.jpg(35kB, 640x422)1768045888371.jpg
>>349084
Don't look at me like that, it's not my fault that robots are so sexy!
No.349087
Anonymous
>>347936
>V’s optics flickered online to the smell of old paper and polished wood.
>She was standing in the middle of the Elliott Manor library or at least a copy of it.
>The one from the old days, tall shelves stretching up into shadows, dusty chandeliers hanging like forgotten skeletons.
>Moonlight filtered through tall windows, painting everything silver and blue.
>And she was wearing a frilly black-and-white maid uniform.
>The glasses perched on her visor.
>Her disassembly drone body still underneath it all.
>The outfit stretched awkwardly over her chassis plating, the little white apron looking ridiculous against her.
>V stared down at herself.
>"What in the absolute...?”
>The maid skirt fluttered like it was mocking her.
>“Uzi?!” she barked, voice echoing through the empty library.
>“N?! Where are you two? This isn’t funny. If this is another one of your tricks I’m going to rip every body in half!”
>No answer.
>Just the creak of old floorboards and the distant tick of a grandfather clock somewhere deeper in the manor.
>V’s tail lashed once, knocking a small side table over.
>“Great. Trapped in this version of the Earth. Fantastic.”
>She started pacing between the shelves, claws clicking on the hardwood.
>The uniform’s frills kept catching on her wing joints.
>She ripped a strip of lace off with an irritated growl and kept moving.
>That was when the book fell.
>It dropped from the top shelf with a soft thump, landing open at her feet like it had been waiting for her.
>The title, stamped in faded gold on the worn leather cover, read:
>"AGRO-C HISTORY"
>V stared at it for a long second, yellow eye narrowing.
>Her tail curled thoughtfully.
>“…If we figure out what this berry freak actually is, maybe we can actually beat it instead of getting dragged around like puppets.”
>She crouched, claws careful as she picked the book up.
>“Knowledge is power or whatever."
>"Fine. I’ll read your stupid history book.”
>She tucked the heavy volume under one arm, the maid skirt swishing annoyingly with every step as she moved toward the nearest reading table.
>The library stayed quiet around her, but somewhere in the walls she could almost hear the faint hiss of vents and the distant echo of N’s scream from another part of the illusion.
>V sat down hard, cracked the book open to the first page, and muttered under her breath.
15/?
No.349088
Anonymous
Image:177603239738.jpg(163kB, 1870x1627)Spoiler image
>She woke up
>Her eyes were blindfolded
>Uzi was not aware of what is happening to her surroundings
>The cold, clean air of the room
>It felt. Unnerving
>Silence all around her hearing receptors
>But there was one voice
>Was it N?
>Was it whispering?
>She couldn't know
>She tries to look for the source of the sound
>Until then.
>There are hands roaming behind her head
>Its caressing her hair
>She felt someone getting closer
>The blind fold was pulled from her face

''HAPPY BIRTHDAY UZI!''
>She looks down
>A cake. Purple with black, it was drawn with skulls, bats, crows, all the edge and angst she would love
>All done by N
>It was the first time someone celebrated her birthday.
>Remembered to. She deleted her own memory of having a birthday.
>She looks at N with confusion
''How did you know?''
>He scratches his head with embarrassment
''I... Remember you telling me you never celebrated any birthdays, so... I decided to make one special day!''
>He changes one of his hands into a confetti cannon
''Just you and I!''

>Uzi smiled, with a few tears in her eyes.
>She stands up from where she was sitting down and hugged N
''Thank you''


I tried
No.349089
Anonymous
Replies:>>349093
Image:177603243444.png(185kB, 666x737)GRUNTASSISHEAVY.png
>>349086
Whatever model floats your boat man, just remember to read the instruction manual
No.349090
Anonymous
>>349088
The first birthday Uzi won't dismiss as cringе and delete her memory of.
No.349091
Anonymous
Replies:>>349098
Image:177603320128.png(4kB, 300x500)hank.png
>>349078
the old standard handler uniform will live on through hank the technician, a handler with no sense of fashion.
heres a rough sketch
No.349092
Anonymous
>>349041
We haven’t had a new FOTM in a while. Maybe this will do it?
No.349093
Anonymous
No.349094
Anonymous
Replies:>>349099
Image:177603407261.png(4.02MB, 1680x2400)176447047267.png
Happy Easter, believers, nonbelievers, and L*tins. She is risen.
Initial seed idea for this one-off came from a friend I spread dronetism to, during a discussion of which drones would have cringе humansonas.

>"Doll, is it okay if I go into your room? I wanna clean it up," Lizzy asked the mangled corpse at the kitchen table, as she finished brushing its hair. "I wanna do something nice for you, you know? I wanna give my bestie a clean bed to sleep in." She started to choke up. "Like, isn't it getting uncomfortable sitting at the table all night?"
>Lizzy hesitated for a moment, before leaning in and pecking Doll's body on the cheek. She noticed a spot of oil had oozed from the corner of Doll's mouth again. "You, uh, got a little something on your... again..." Lizzy said, a finger brushing against the corner of her mouth. She reached for a paper towel, but then stopped herself. Instead, she wiped the oil onto her finger, then wiped it off onto Doll's tongue before, after a moment's consideration, succumbing to the intrusive thought and sucking what little remained off her finger. That distraction resolved, Lizzy gave Doll's body a short kiss on the lips. "Love ya too, babe," she said, her voice quavering. Shaking off the phantom tears she was starting to feel well up, Lizzy gently lifted the body from the chair, careful not to disturb its hair, and princess carried it down the hall, under the blood red lights. "You look friggin' amazing, by the way," she told it.
>Once in Doll's room, Lizzy gingerly set her body down in the chair at her computer desk. "BRB," she said, before leaving to grab her tools: cordless vacuum, heads for the cordless vacuum, microfiber cloth, paper towels, spray bottle, and a fresh shroud for Doll. She put the bundled up shroud on Doll's lap for now, and set to work.
>As she vacuumed up the dust and roachbot nests and (after once again succumbing to the intrusive thoughts) ate the roachbot husks she found, hidden under Doll's bed next to a half-eaten arm, a folder. Pulling it out, Lizzy saw there was a label on it:
Скучная домашка
>Her curiosity piqued, Lizzy paused her cleaning, leaning the vacuum against the shelf Doll kept her board games and collection of basketball memorabilia on. "Is this anything in particular?" she asked the inanimate dead body, unaware of the growing dark shape in the doorway behind her. After pausing to pretend she got a response, Lizzy opened it.
>The first thing that caught Lizzy's eye was the drawing's title, "Ю-Ги-О хьюмансона". Lizzy only needed to see that the human it depicted had the same long purple hime cut as Doll before she realized she was looking at something as cringе as anything Uzi had ever drawn with her own humansona. Almost as soon as she saw a glimpse of its contents, the folder was yanked from her hands by a familiar glowing red sigil. "<Don't you fucking dare!>" a voice Lizzy had resigned herself to never hearing again barked. The bags already under Lizzy's eyes were joined by her eyes hollowing out. Slowly, she turned to the direction the voice was coming from. Standing in the doorway, holding the folder full of cringе, was a black, Doll-shaped mass with glaring red eyes and a red jack-o'-lantern mouth.
>Lizzy fell to where her knees would be if she didn't have noodly worker drone legs and bared her throat to her former bestie. "Just get it over with..." she muttered.
>Doll blinked a couple times. "<Get what over with,>" she asked, before thinking for a bit. "... <Lizzy, I'm not going to kill you for trying to look at my humansona.>"
>"Wha...? But I... it's my fault... should have looked for you... shouldn't have..." Lizzy fell flat on her back, her arms laying where they fell.
>The folder floated over to Lizzy, before smacking her hard across the snoot. "<You take my body to school with you and put it in my old desk and talk to it. I just saw you kiss it on the mouth. Your sincerely remorseful and utterly embarrassing behavior has long since earned you life.>" A black, upwards dripping hand reached out to Lizzy. "<Get up.>" Her eyes filled back in, Lizzy took the cold, moist to the touch hand, rose, and took a seat on Doll's bed.
>"... I never thought you'd have a humansona," Lizzy muttered, before she gave it some more thought. "Though, looking back on you I shouldn't be that surprised. You've always been weird about games and sports."
>"<What do you mean weird,>" Doll asked.
>"You know..." Lizzy winced, realizing where her mouth had taken her. "Like... Uzi... ?"
>An awkward silence descended.>"<Okay? You've gotten pretty weird yourself lately.>" The ghost leaned in to hug her friend. "<Get your shit together, Lizochka.>" Before Lizzy could say something, she felt a cold, moist to the touch kiss on her cheek. "<Want to play a board game once you're done? Your pick. I'll be in the kitchen setting it up.>"
>"... That one future Risk sounds good right now."
>Doll telekinetically grabbed Risk 3210 AD and teleported out with it. Lizzy briefly considered calling out to ask Doll if her body could be a third player, but dismissed the thought almost as soon as it came to her. She smoothed out the bedspread, laid Doll's body on the bed with its head on a pillow, and laid the shroud over it.
No.349095
Anonymous
Replies:>>349096
Doll is going to make vodka and will store it in her tummy
No.349096
Anonymous
Image:177603427412.png(750kB, 1771x3016)LovelY.png
>>349095
Hey! Y does the same with the beer I buy!
No.349097
Anonymous
>>349088
God damn anon
As a sucker for wholesome bait-and-switches I gotta say this is one hell of a good one, thank you based writefren!
No.349098
Anonymous
>>349091
Still kissable.
No.349099
Anonymous
Replies:>>349101
>>349094
Kek, Lizzie is such a worthless slut.

>Ю-Ги-О
Nice, Doll loves the classics.
No.349100
Anonymous
Replies:>>349103
>>349042
sex with a sentinel drone is great
but the 556 pistol is also pretty fucking great
No.349101
Anonymous
>>349099
>>Ю-Ги-О
>Nice, Doll loves the classics.
It's about normal games being treated with absurd gravitas. How could she resist?
No.349102
Anonymous
>>349078
>>349079
hehe mini jacket
No.349103
Anonymous
>>349100
Sooner or later, a man will have a choice: a wife or a gun. A loving man will choose a wife, a heartless man will choose a gun, but only a smart man will take a gun and shoot the bastard who wants to take his wife.
No.349104
Anonymous
Image:177603552998.png(148kB, 501x687)I don't remember how to draw drones anymore.png
>>349037
which means no more glasses
No.349105
Anonymous
Expandable drones.
No.349106
Anonymous
>>349104
>They also took his pants
LoL
No.349107
Anonymous
Replies:>>349110
>>349042
Two dispensers, level 3 sentries, and That Gun are enough to turn around the problem that is having 3 Js. And then you have 3 Js.
I forget if the Prey spacesuit is worth a damn on its own. I think the last thing you want to do is make neuromods out of the Solver, so the psychoscope wouldn't help much if you got that. Meaning it's just a nice suit.
No.349108
Anonymous
>>349104
Good, Mylo, you got the leg position down, now you just need to hold your arms up and do a big toothy smile. Then we'll have the Vickers Pose.
No.349109
Anonymous
>>349104
> where are my glasses
> where are my shoes
> why dont i have pants on
> who the hell are these robots with traffic cones for limbs
No.349110
Anonymous
Replies:>>349111
>>349107
J is probably the most competent fighter amongst her squad. she beat V fair and square and only lost because she gave her a second chance
J was a victim of the pilots mocap animation limiting the choreography/powerscaling. if DDs fought in the pilot like how they fight in later episodes, then J wouldnt end up being absent for 90% of the story
No.349111
Anonymous
Image:177603681111.png(402kB, 911x1087)serial designation n and serial designation j (murder drones) drawn by tegaki-anon - c5e817350509e01746d952e9e1cba16e.png
>>349110
>most competent fighter

N (who outthought and outfought a Solverpede in a 1v1) still exists. Unquestionably better than V though(who wins exactly 1 head-on confrontation in the series and it's offscreen)
No.349112
Anonymous
Replies:>>349119
Image:177603696469.png(188kB, 1202x1190)uzi doorman and oogi (murder drones) - c7a6a0b5bc38cd1e87bae873a8fc2e0b.png
>>349043
Of course. Question is how does Mylo get mindbroken?

(almost as important: does he attend the manor as well and, if so, what relationship does he have with the others?)
No.349113
Anonymous
>>349104
[He Is Almost Perfect]
[I Just Need To Add A Personal Touch]
[Mylo, Or Rather M, How Do You Feel About Snuggles Of The Struggle Kind?]
No.349114
Anonymous
>Discovering Mylo’s illicit relationships with drone minors
No.349115
Anonymous
Replies:>>349118
>>349114
all workers are miners you idiot
thats what they were designed for
No.349116
Anonymous
>>349114
Mylo's name was in the Dronestein files.
No.349117
Anonymous
>>349104
Creature
No.349118
Anonymous
>>349115
Okay yeah, just diss the versatility of the standard worker drone, why don't you?
No.349119
Anonymous
Replies:>>349120
>>349112
what are you even talking about at this point
No.349120
Anonymous
>>349119
What if Mylo was a sentinelese drone?
No.349121
Anonymous
>>349120
he would be very hostile to foreigners and shoot them with arrows
No.349122
Anonymous
>>349120
Hmm, would sentinel drone Mylo be brutal, or would he stay cute? I think his character would have become more brutal.
No.349123
Anonymous
Image:177604169774.jpg(1.34MB, 4634x3600)Nova.jpg
>>348923
Continued

>They were moving faster now, running full out
>It was in sight now, an apparent dead end with the road blocked by a partially collapsed tower
>They could hear it approaching, flying low straight down the block behind them, one drone diving for cover behind a car, the other whipping around
>Her insulating cloak billowed out, the hood falling back to clear her vision
>She took a knee and raised the stubby chopped down rifle to her cheek, sighting on the point of bright yellow light racing between the buildings straight towards her
>"NOW!"
>With a percussive "whoosh!" the cable net trap deployed, rising up from where it had been hurriedly buried under a light layer of ash
>The pursuing Disassembly Drone struck it full force and even though her razor sharp wings and claws rent the braided cables it served its real purpose
>Keeping her stationary for just a second...
>Novaya fired her blazer
>It drew a line of brilliant blueviolet light that speared the hovering DD in the upper chest and sent her spiraling to the ground to crash in a puff of ash, her crisp corpo-military style uniform set ablaze and trailing smoke
>Now the tarps hiding a pair of 30mm autocannon barrels were whipped away and both guns opened up into the cloud of ash and smoke
>The noise was deafening, windows blew out from nearby buildings, orange tracers splashed and skipped from the growing cloud and rebounded down the block smashing into cars and blowing out shopfronts in bursts of hot shrapnel
>There was no thought to conserving ammo, both guns completely used up their linked belts, it was common knowledge now that even this kind of destructive firepower could only kill a DD if they were hit unaware

>It wasn't enough, the smoke wall parted only a second after the fire ended and the Disassembly Drone hurtled out, one wing missing and the other twisted and dragging behind her
>Her jacket was still on fire and mostly burned away down to the waist, the rest was a shredded ruin, her tail had been shot away
>White polymetal still glowed red across her torso and had run like melted wax around the white hot pencil thick hole in her shoulder where the blazer bolt had pierced her
>Novaya fired again, but the DD was anticipating it now and dragged up the ruin of her wing
>The beam WOULD have burned her right through the core anyways...if it had come out at full power, instead the rifle made a dangerous droning whine and produced only a needle slender, semi-transparent beam that sputtered and flickered weakly
>The tremendous heat of it was still enough to stagger the DD to a halt, and she huddled cringing behind her wing even as the bright alloy "feathers" turned blue, then glowed cherry red and finally began to wilt and deform, shedding flakes of brittle white hot slag
>The droning sound reached a high pitched climax, the blazer beam vanished and Novaya threw it away from her, flicking her fingertips which smoked with heat
>The barrel itself glowed dull red at the weld where it had been shortened
>Her enemy glanced around the still glowing edges of one wing, then let out a near-manic cackle, regaining her composure and taking a menacing step forward
>"That was pretty good~ I'll have to eat a lot of you, to repair all this damage..."
>She smoothly kicked out at the Worker, sending her sprawling and skidding nearly a hundred feet to the step of a shadowed doorway, the force of it great enough to send a spiderweb crack across her visor
>Novaya threw out both hands
>"Wait!....I..uh, before you eat me, let me do my brave monologue!"
>"Hm, ok! You've got such a pretty voice and I'm reaaally gonna enjoy it in a second when you start screaming~ Guess you earned a brave monologue"
>"Karl, shoot!"
>"Huh? What kind of-"
>The DD didn't have time to finish her sentence as the doorway exploded, the hidden M1001 artillery gun sending a twenty foot long tongue of flame and its 200mm plasma core anti-armor shell straight into her

>The sheer concussive force of the blast bounced Novaya five feet straight up into the air and exhaust from the barrel set the hem of her cloak on fire, knocking her systems offline for a few seconds
>The Disassembler was engulfed in a ten meter wide orb of brilliant blue-hot liquid flame that erupted outward in a cone of burning air bright as the heart of a star, the only things left of her were her legs, comically standing erect for a few moments, the melting upper thighs dancing with tongues of blue sparks for a brief second before falling into the crackling, glowing hot trail of glass that had been melted into the roadway
>Vaguely Novaya realized that Karl was mostly dragging her, helping her down into a sewer hatch
>"Quickly, before the quiet one shows up, come on Nova stand up!"

>"BITCH" L shrieked, balling her fists in Serial Designation K's uniform lapels, lifting the other Disassembler a foot off the floor
>"You let that happen, you're a traitor! I'll report this to HER! I'll have you out of our squad and in the scrap pile!"
>The target of L's ire hung like a puppet, avoiding eye contact as if this were all a distant and mild annoyance
>Their pilot stepped in, laying his hand on the furious squad leader's shoulder
>"Thats enough, its alread-"
>"SHUT UP YOU!"
>She let K drop, rounding on O, hands retracting in favor of half-raised claws "We both know why YOU cover for her you paranoiac little FREAK, how often does she offer hers-"
>As L ranted she raised one claw to slash at her subordinate
>Steely fingers vised themselves around her wrist
>"Huskker du ikke? Don't you remember, you told me to "stay out of my way this time, or I'll kill you?" So I did."
>L wrenched away, spearing both of her teammates with a gimlet glare "Both of you can go to hell!"
>With that declaration she unfurled her wings and boosted straight up, smashing through the ceiling and disappearing into the semi-twilight
No.349124
Anonymous
No.349125
Anonymous
Harper has nightmares about all the people who've been twisted into nightmares beyond understanding that she has had to mercy kill.
Death is a mercy with the Solver.
No.349126
Anonymous
No.349127
Anonymous
>>349123
Nice green. When thinking about how regular human soldiers could defeat disassembly drones, I also came to the conclusion that the most effective way would be to play on their sense of self-importance and, shall we say, "eccentricity." Even N liked to show off rather than destroy the target effectively.
No.349128
Anonymous
Replies:>>349130
>>349127
The thing is, the regular human soldiers of the MD universe are still MD universe humans. i.e., they're fucking dumb.
No.349129
Anonymous
>>349104
>reach to touch DD-{M)ylo's honkable nose
>hand bitten off
No.349130
Anonymous
Replies:>>349131
>>349128
We're dealing with a more serious situation than just "oh, we're going to die, how funny."
No.349131
Anonymous
Replies:>>349134
>>349130
What makes it more serious? Humans being the ones dying this time?
(I'm assuming we're not talking about the greentext btw)
No.349133
Anonymous
Replies:>>349148
>>349120
What if Mylo was in Detroit during the summer of 2012?
No.349134
Anonymous
Replies:>>349135
>>349131
Let's face it: all the deaths in the show are there for humor. The ease with which minor characters die and the lack of concern is mocked, while the deaths of the main characters (V and Khan) are somehow serious, even though dumb drones should be indifferent.
No.349135
Anonymous
Replies:>>349137
>>349134
The humans we see are also dumb, because it's an Invader Zim thing where everyone is dumb.
No.349137
Anonymous
Replies:>>349138
>>349135
Yes, but as I said before, this type of humor is not my thing. I find it flat.
No.349138
Anonymous
Replies:>>349142
>>349137
It's not my thing either, but the point is "hurrdurr normalfags are cattle" is universally applied when the show applies it. Humans aren't special.
No.349139
Anonymous
Replies:>>349140
Harper:
>"Though our struggle is difficult, and though our struggle may even be meaningless, I will continue to fight, for I know that defeat means something more terrible than simple death. I am a weapon of mankind, whether I want it or not."
Pavo:
>"Hear me, for I bring good news, news of doom, the end of your lifes! I am death for the lost and hell for the sinners - I am the hand of our lord! And you made Him angry."
No.349140
Anonymous
>>349139
Capeslop/10
No.349141
Anonymous
>>349104
Cutie! He needs to be traumatized
No.349142
Anonymous
Replies:>>349143
>>349138
Humans are special because they're not drones. Even minor characters like Mitchell or even Tessa's parents have as much personality as many minor characters of drones. Mitchell is truly on par with Thed, if you think about it.
No.349143
Anonymous
>>349142
>Humans are special because they're not drones.
So why are you here?
No.349145
Anonymous
>>349143
Because I love Murder drones and I like discussing stuff here.
No.349146
Anonymous
Replies:>>349147
Five Nights at Cyn's
No.349147
Anonymous
>>349146
>implying the subHuman drones can overcome being nutted in by your Human peanus weanus
No.349148
Anonymous
>>349133
What if Mylo was a girl?
No.349149
Anonymous
What if Jane was a boy?
No.349150
Anonymous
>>349143
>NTA
Getting your panties in a twist every time humans are brought up in the context of Murder Drones is kinda silly. Like it or not humans and humanity in general are an important facet of the overall narrative, and just because some people take it to excessive HFY extremes doesn't mean it's reasonable to completely write off everything even remotely human related as being somehow off topic
No.349151
Anonymous
Replies:>>349161
>>349148
What if Mylo got the Infinity Stones?
What if Mylo was there on September 11th, 2001?
What if Mylo went to prison?
No.349152
Anonymous
Image:177604755871.png(353kB, 751x583)Spoiler image
>>349148
I have news for you
No.349153
Anonymous
Replies:>>349154
>>349150
>some people
Hell of an understatement.
No.349154
Anonymous
Replies:>>349159
>>349153 (me)
>>349150
Bro literally said humens are special.
No.349155
Anonymous
Replies:>>349156
>>349127
In my imagination of the Solver War era, mostly with heavy weapons like the one I just described, or with powerful energy weapons with strong thermal effects.
In the end though not only are DDs costly to take down but they never stop respawning, once the solver establishes a defensible foothold and starts consuming drones and raw matter from a planet there’s little chance for the human defenders to expel it.
Power suited human soldiers can roughly 1/1 trade with DDs, but they cost months to train and millions in currency to equip while a DD can be formed as far as we can tell pretty early in a solver outbreak.
If we assume that the manor is the minimum critical mass, as we see the infected manor drones melting down and transforming, you need maybe a couple dozen dead drone corpses to form a DD “nest”.
And once they appear Cyn seems to be able to respawn them with little to no cost.
No.349156
Anonymous
Replies:>>349162
>>349155
>as we see the infected manor drones melting down and transforming,
>melting down and transforming
Where was this?
No.349157
Anonymous
Replies:>>349158
Solver War is crungo.
No.349158
Anonymous
>>349157
Assuming that word is meant to be a substitute for what I think it is, correct. It has been reduced to that level.
No.349159
Anonymous
>>349154
Yes, they are special because they aren't drones. "Special" in this instance only refers to the fact that they are different from drones, not that they are "better"
No.349160
Anonymous
Shit I figured it out.
>Hates humans
>Especially hates the idea of humans doing anything of note
>Hates OCs
>Especially the sentinel drones (made by humans)
>ESPECIALLY the flamboyant killer one
>Overall hates half the thread content and thinks they know better
>Only plan for dealing with said thread content is to charge in as loudly as possible
Threadcop is Uzi.
No.349161
Anonymous
Replies:>>349172
Image:177604821291.png(183kB, 782x803)bunnry.png
>>349151
>Reverses the Solver War, turns Cyn into a literal hand puppet which he
uses to make voice his opinion about politics and current events on his night show

>Narrowly misses boarding American Airlines Flight 11 (north tower plane) spends his whole career reminding his audience that he missed that flight

>Commits “suicide” under suspicious circumstances, later spotted via drone footage on Little St. James Elliot island, the scandal brings down the British Royal Family, but nobody in America cares
No.349162
Anonymous
Replies:>>349164
>>349156
During Ns manor flashbacks while he and V are comatose. You can clearly see drones melting into solver flesh masses while what’s left of them grows fangs and solver limbs.
Behind V in a flash of lightning there’s what looks like a partially formed DD entwined in flesh growing on the wall.
Indicates to me that DDs can arise pretty quickly once this solver flesh starts to grow.
It’s also growing in Dolls bathroom, and of course Uzi creates it when she loses control of her powers and it forms a cocoon that she metamorphoses in.
No.349163
Anonymous
>>349160
>>Only plan for dealing with said thread content is to charge in as loudly as possible
Sorry I don't want to identify which greens I've written and open myself up to harassment when I post new greens from then on.
No.349164
Anonymous
Replies:>>349165
>>349162
>You can clearly see drones melting into solver flesh masses while what’s left of them grows fangs and solver limbs.
Timestamp? It's been a while for me.
No.349165
Anonymous
Replies:>>349166
>>349163
You don’t write greens.
>>349164
Im about to knock off to bed for work, go watch the show it’s free on YouTube.
No.349166
Anonymous
>>349165
>You don’t write greens.
Projecting like an IMAX.
No.349167
Anonymous
Replies:>>349169
No.349168
Anonymous
Replies:>>349170
Image:177604916500.png(1.02MB, 1080x1254)xo7v6pfchnqb1.png
MD But Written By Keisuke Itagaki: what if?
No.349169
Anonymous
Replies:>>349185
>>349167
Laughing at your own posts is beyond sad.
No.349170
Anonymous
>>349168
What if anime was good
No.349171
Anonymous
>>349163
fine by me. nothing will change, which is good
No.349172
Anonymous
>>349161
Mylo's a boi
No.349173
Anonymous
Image:177604982760.png(114kB, 2000x2000)175560272908.png
Why does Kurt zerk off to people getting into car accidents?
No.349174
Anonymous
>>349163
>Wants to use the fact that they write greentexts to make their arguments over thread content sound more legitimate
>Refuses to elaborate which greentexts they've written because of potential dramafaggot harassment
>Naturally most people don't believe the "Trust me, bro" arguing over the internet
Personally I think you're in the right about not wanting retarded drama to bleed into your written works, but at the same time why would you even bother bringing up that you write greentexts in the first place?
No.349175
Anonymous
>>349174
It adds weight to that anon’s sense of self. He feels entitled to have a word in what happens because he happens to contribute, like its a democracy or something, and he’d like everybody to know.
No.349176
Anonymous
>>349174
Because I got fed up of being told "hurf durf just write the content you want to see if you don't like slop" like that's not what I've been doing this whole time.
No.349177
Anonymous
>>349123
good shit, cool outfit
No.349178
Anonymous
Image:177605152980.jpg(54kB, 736x603)c97fe23ae751cf1cf3ca9cb7409281c0.jpg
No.349179
Anonymous
>>349175
Then what is the content or slop (you) want to see?
No.349180
Anonymous
Replies:>>349203
Image:177605187185.png(396kB, 1765x1260)173442386222.png
>>349179
Doesn't matter. Post drones.
No.349181
Anonymous
Image:177605209997.png(217kB, 1000x1300)Cyn does a prank.png
Cyn does a bit of trolling
No.349182
Anonymous
Replies:>>349184
Image:177605301001.png(92kB, 826x779)orcveru.png
>>349179
I don’t mind what the threads post, the current topic at any given moment is usually what the majority actually wants anyways, and I’m always happy to contribute nonetheless. There isn’t supposed to be a plan or a scheme or a demand to post a certain thing or topic, nor should anybody feel entitled to control what others want to discuss, no matter how much weight they believe they hold. If you’re being serious, then that mindset should be a given.
No.349183
Anonymous
Image:177605380661.png(305kB, 909x1136)serial designation n, john the human, and grub (original character and 1 more) drawn by itanon - 480f514d6895003fc66725ef0ca4c853.png
>>349181
>an overwhelming dadly urge courses through John
>time to check for Nuzispawn again
No.349184
Anonymous
Replies:>>349187
>>349182
>Tomoe
No.349185
Anonymous
>>349169
???
you can ask blackhand to dis/prove that i'm not the guy who made that post
No.349186
Anonymous
Is FemN with massive titties a concept outside of these threads or is that one of you motherfuckers?
No.349187
Anonymous
>>349184
Therefore you understand?
No.349188
Anonymous
I NEED to BREED alice
No.349189
Anonymous
Replies:>>349190
I need to sleep because holy shit it's 6 p.m. and the hallucinated drones are starting to get antsy.
No.349190
Anonymous
>>349189
Take DMT and salvia to make the dromes real
No.349191
Anonymous
Image:177605682784.png(352kB, 725x537)173824913996.png
>>349190
No thanks I'd rather pass out.
No.349192
Anonymous
Image:177605691500.jpg(80kB, 1280x1280)uzi doorman and serial designation v (murder drones) drawn by unknown_artist - 0c7a42e93c140c4b81999d0266dbe5ff.jpg
>>349088
>Uzi in her room later that night(the plushie Disassemblers he got for her are too cute to handle)
No.349193
Anonymous
Image:177605729082.gif(103kB, 1130x504)nori doorman and khan doorman (murder drones) drawn by mercurialmorose - 723923c7140b2646b10ddbd9b4130aaa.gif
>>349088
>remembering that birthdays exist, Nori asks when Uzi's is(so they can celebrate it as a family again!)
>fuck
>time for Khan to lock in and figure this stuff out before his wife pounds him into the pavement(forma de punishment)
>it can't be that hard right?
No.349194
Anonymous
Replies:>>349197
>>349190
do NOT take salvia bro, I hallucinated that I was a drone's office chair for 4 years
No.349195
Anonymous
Replies:>>349199
Image:177605822720.jpg(129kB, 1049x691)Screenshot_20260413_003007_Chrome.jpg
>>348979
>not one anon likes the chudette drone

Kek and based: TacOps die alone(as they should)
No.349196
Anonymous
Replies:>>349198
>>349175
Too bad for him this isn't a democracy. It's anarchy and only the strong survive.
No.349197
Anonymous
No.349198
Anonymous
Replies:>>349201
>>349196
No, it's an oligarchy run by the drawfag discord cabal.
No.349199
Anonymous
Image:177605885950.jpg(255kB, 1536x2048)uzi doorman (murder drones) drawn by unknown_artist - 1fd37d4d0b6ceb61a3283f22bded38ed.jpg
>>349195
>to pacify your Operator, simply detatch their arms
>JCJenson is not responsible for any screaming, crying, or looming sense of guilt exposed during the disposal process
No.349200
Anonymous
New thread and which OP?
No.349201
Anonymous
Replies:>>349202
>>349198
Shut your bitch ass up, TOmoe.
No.349202
Anonymous
>>349201
you’re mistaken
No.349203
Anonymous
No.349204
Anonymous
>>349179
>ALL RECENT CONTENTS HAVE BEEN FUCKING SHIT!!! THIS GODDAMN PLACE DESERVES TO BE BURNED TO THE FUCKING GROUND!!!
No.349227
Anonymous
>>349181
Is Holly a midget or is this Sentinel Eye?