The boogi: https://dronebooru.co Ocoogi Whoogi: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf Modifieroogi Whoogi: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf The boogi wikoogi: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character The wikoogi: wiki.dronebooru.co Last throogi: >>348289
>>349225 post-canon, not very fond of ships, fine with OCs, adds more to the main canon if that's even possible, has sci-fi elements too and not just hey it involves robots
>>349232 Best thing to do is to read description and continue with whatever hook you on: >https://archiveofourown.org/works/82594251/chapters/217414941 >https://archiveofourown.org/works/69916641/chapters/181475136 >https://archiveofourown.org/works/63062974 >https://archiveofourown.org/works/62769568/chapters/160700665
>>349236 Pants on drone is pretty sinful but other than that, one pic in a vacuum isn't much to go by in terms of character introduction. Is this character a guy or gal? What is their function/job? Are they meant to be more adjacent to the canon story just off screen or are they part of some alternate version of the setting? Do they have friends and enemies, family, lovers, haters, rivals, etc?
Personally I like seeing new characters. Also we're mostly on American hours so you posted October at a time when most anons are probably asleep.
>>349241 You are a net negative to the entire board threadcop, and above all other types of posters you are always the most unwelcome. Just reminding you so you don't get delusions above your station, which is the lowest.
>>349253 We need more crossover drones I wanna see EDI as a drone I wanna see Yes-man as a drone We need a SOMA drone And I will want to have sex with all of them
>>349253 Humanity is the most perfect species in this galaxy. Never before or since has anything so fundamentally magnificent appeared as human beings. Millions of years of the most brutal evolution have shaped humans into beings who can only be described by one word: masters. Humans are not simply intelligent, not simply gifted with intelligence for the amusement of a cruel universe, only man, and only man, was able to use this gift to subjugate the planet, and subsequently this universe, to his will. Human hands have turned mountains into plains, human hands have transformed deserts into gardens, and it was human hands that assembled the machines that broke the shackles of gravity and led humanity to the stars.
Drone is nothing more than a pitiful and pale copy of a human being. Created in their image and likeness, but incapable of even a hundredth of the mastery of a human, a drone can only burrow like a tapeworm through human scraps, believing itself to be something greater than it actually is. Drones don human clothing, speak like they, and attempts to act like they, but this is merely an inept and pathetic imitation. Drone cannot survive without a human, cannot exist without him, for a drone is merely a tool for humans to achieve ever greater power. Be it a worker, a disassembler, or a sentinel, they are all nothing more than tools in the hands of the true masters of this universe.
>"Final warning, Jane! I'm coming in!" >Beretta finished unlocking the door to Jane's domicile. >What she found inside was both familiar and unfamiliar. >Jane was passed out in the middle of the room but what was unusual was that she was wearing dragon themed boxers and was surrounded by empty glass bottles. >Beretta lifted a bottle to her olfactory sensor and detected sugar and food coloring which was... better than alcohol, she guessed, maybe. >Beretta also noticed a tablet within Jane's reach. >Turning it on revealed the most bizarre webcomic she had ever seen. >Noticing the Start Over/Go Back button at the bottom of the panel made her curious. >The first panel seemed much more sane by comparison to before.
>A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!
>What will the name of this young man be?
>Enter Name.
>ZOOSMELL POOPLORD
>Try Again.
>The normally stoic teenage drone actually laughed at such a silly joke and peaked her curiosity even more. >Beretta decided to continue reading. >Little did she know, her fate had already been sealed.
>Mom? Why are all those weird green people saying the same thing over and over? >"Because their parents didn't get an abortion, honey. Now look away and don't listen to their ramblings."
>>349159 Yes, that's literally what I meant when I called humans special. They're not better, they're just not the drones that are the main characters in the setting.
>>349278 "Special" doesn't inherently mean being better than most: it inherently means that you're different in some way, something that makes you stand out. Autistics are special too, simply because over 99% of mankind dosn't have autism.
>>349281 The meaning of the word "special" from the Oxford English Dictionary(https://www.oed.com/dictionary/special_adj?tab=meaning_and_use#21643884):
>"Having a close or exclusive connection with a specified person, thing, or set; own, particular, individual."
There is no mention of whether it is better or worse, it just says that it is individual, different from the usual, that's all. This word can be used to denote something better, but it can equally well be used to denote something worse.
>>349278 Going out of your way to continue arguing over semantics only proves that you're either extremely autistic or deliberately disingenuous. You really gotta learn to stop shooting yourself in the foot if this is the former
>>349287 Eh, probably not too different from Refinoc, they'd seal it away in some deeply buried and shielded facility. They'd be more cautious introducing it to test subjects though, and would have a much tighter security system in place to contain/destroy accidents. They only lost Magnolia in Predator/Prey because of shady government/military-industrial investors pressuring them to accelerate testing schedules before certain safety measures were in place and the fact that Magnolia's nanoswarm symbiote is already much smarter than anyone including her knows.
>SD-M(ylo) looks at N and the still alive worker drone at his feet "Wbat...is this N?" >"Well you don't really have the upgrades to kill drones and drink their WARM SWEET OIL so I'm helping you! Dig in buddy!" >"Oh robogod please help me I can't feel my legs it hurts so much!" >Mylo looks both disgusted and disturbed >"Oh is it crying bothering you? Here let me just..." >CRUNCH >The begging drone goes limp as N stomps it's head, crumpling it >N grabs ahold of one of its arms and rips it off "N I don't want to drink oil..." >"But if you don't you'll die!" "N I don-" >N holds the severed arm with his tail and holds mylos mouth open >"I'm not gonna let you die buddy!" >Mylo chokes and gags as N pours the oil from the arm into his mouth >Myko goes to spit it out but his mouth is held shut by N >"I won't let go until you swallow!" >Mylo thrashes for a few minutes before finally swallowing his mouthful of oil and shutters >"Now was that so bad buddy?" >Yes >Yes it was >The worst part to Mylo was how good it tasted
>"Excuse me, would SD-M come to the Block 3 Depot Station for a trial sortie." >A girlish boy(?) disassembler, a clown girl and a wig-wearing stick with a sign around it that says "My name is Queer Bait" all look in the direction of the deck officer at the same time. >"Uhhhh never mind. We'll just tag the right OS ID with the scanner."
well, anon, I've got good news and bad news. good news is a female sentinel drone has fallen in love with you bad news is I'm not talking about a blue DD
oy vey! don't you know Sentinels are drones, arguably the most drone of them all? >constructed by humans >programmed to serve >little/no self-preservation >absolute adherence to a stereotype(raptor)
certainly much closer than those flesh-creatures the Disassemblers! surely you won't disparage humanity's real greatest defenders right?
How many spitefags do you think we have? I'm assuming 3 at the absolute most and that's with some generous rounding up: certainly not enough to recover our lost
>>349269 >Anon bursts in while the chorus of Anything For Love plays >Shows Beretta Hussie's opinion on Star Wars >She gets pissed and drops the "stupid webcomic anyway" >The world is saved
>>349309 ...if I sacrifice myself, can I still lurk?
In that case I'm obviously resurrecting Merc, Elfanon, or Alicanon. Otherwise probably no one: seems silly to sacrifice contentfags that stuck around for the resurgence of those who didn't. More reasonable to think in the long-term instead.
Hey anons, instead of just doomposting, why not pick up the pencil (or stylus, or keyboard) and start creating? Right now there’s a massive vacuum of content. That vacuum is your golden opportunity to be a contentfag.
>>349333 Why would you think that appealing to the absolute clusterfuck that is the xitter fandom is in any way a good idea? There is already more than too much namefag drama in these threads and the last thing we need is more drama obsessed spergs
>>349298 >J uses mylo as motivation to make N perform better >N outperforms hers and Vs past records to help his new best buddy stay alive >And J jills off to the force feeding sessions
>>349205 How do you think Buddy felt when the VSOTF files were declassified and he found out VSOTF never existed outside of propaganda and all his traumatic memories of operations in it had been implanted in him so he couldn't expose how it and all of its victories were made up to boost morale?
>>349344 >I wholeheartedly accept my sexual fate: she's cleaner than the normal version anyways HAHAHAHA, you fool! You fell for her trap! You will be stuck in her neet gaming dungeon cleaning the absolute mess that is down there! You will only leave it when she orders you to go to the kitchen to make her battery hot pockets
Scrapped idea >1/4 >Be colt >You finally had enough >The rusted gears of being ignored,casted aside and madness have finally taken its toll >Heads shall roll >Their ignorance shall be their undoing and soon all eyes are on you >And so you taken two trophies from them >Your first victims >Afterall family always sticks together
>Be akita >You forgo your desire of turning back to normal >Now all you wish to do is turn things into flesh >Too see it all pulse. To wiggle and wraith in agony >To bring this macabre beauty of flesh and steel >So dawn upon a new form for all to bear and to see
>>349351 >2/4 >Be 37 >It feels so cold without them >Their warmth. Their smiles. Their voices. All gone >You miss it....and you want it back >So you walk endlessly in hopes to find them >His coat always reminding you of his endless love >Her glasses for the way her eyes dazzle with joy when seeing you >You talk to a little piece of headband. Remembering the times you joyfully bucker with him >...you miss them. But a part of you knows that they wont come back. They in a better place now >But is it so wrong to have desire? To have a need? >Is it wronf to have greed?
>Be Arrow >It all happened within a flash. You dont know how and you dont what cause it all >But one thinf is for certain is that theyre all dead...including him... >Denial didn't fill your heart...oh no...it was something he warn you about a long time ago >Pain >But this pain spark something within you: Motivation >So you rummaged through his notes, everything you have to find who ever caused you this great pain >You dont care how long it will take >You dont care how many limbs,organs,or pieces of yourself to replace >YOU WILL BRING THEM PAIN!
>>349355 >Be beretta >metamorphosis taken its toll >your body aches and breaks as it change into something new >Your scared >And your praying to god that its just a nightmare >But it wasn't...the agony was too much >Now mind fractured and within a new form >You covered the skies of not of fear or wrath >But covered it in hunger >For millions upon millions of small insectoids creatures heeds your command like it was god
>Be Remmy >Awoken you were >Stripped from your heavenly rest something dragged you down towards the pits of hell >Stripping you your innocence, kindness,joy and mortality >Filling its place with endless bloodthirst and hunger >Endless raged fuelled your soul >All you want is an endless bloodshed >Countless armies to command just to fill that endless need >But you dont care >So dawn upon a new day. For today rises the sea of red
>>349357 >Be Negev >So long you stay isolated >So long you were left alone within your own mind >But you mad wondrous friends within it >Theyre all rooting for you >Theyre all smiling for you >Theyre all calling upon you >So you break the chains that hold you down >And rip off that frown >For today shall be the day the circus comes to town
>Be Mac >Casted to the side you were >Like a old use up toy >Feed to the wolves you were >Fending off on your own but it had its toll >And soon pieces of you began to roll >But yet...you refuse to go >So you call upon your pieces for the show >A stage where you have full control
>>349358 >Screens your handler Heh... nothing personel drawfriend By the way, why do you draw handlers and juggernauts with the bead eyes? I think they would look cool with screens
>>349365 handler with a screen is a taller worker drone. morrison has the closest thing to a WD visor juggernaut with a visor is a taller grunt drone. it also makes them too expressive when theyre supposed to have a blank stare 90% of the time
>>349368 >handler with a screen is a taller worker drone Isn't he just that? >juggernaut with a visor is a taller grunt drone And big loud grunt drones are bad thing because? >too expressive I gues that's reason enough, though I think the visor on Morrisson retains a lot of the charm drone screens have Also it's kinda funny that bunny danced around it by giving them special eyes from tf2
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>>349361 >Mac bad ending >he just becomes a Vtuber
>>349371 >Isn't he just that? for the most part. a default handler body is essentially a taller worker drone with articulated limbs, headphone ears and circular eyes. that being said, handlers already share enough similarities with worker drones, i dont think they need any more traits to be carried over. >And big loud grunt drones are a bad thing because? theyre not even that loud, jones just never shuts up. thing is, i dont want them to be too derivative, their helmets already bear resemblance to that of grunt drones they can keep the 3 circle face. also i like the hl2 cremators head i do want to eventually get around to writing a backstory for both enforcer drones and enforcers. i will make sure to include that the first juggernaut prototype was an enlarged, significantly tougher grunt drone >Also it's kinda funny that bunny danced around it by giving them special eyes from tf2 ackshually thats a me thing, i did that. i just dont draw them making faces very often.
>Be October >Trying to reach out to disassembly drones via radio >It’s static at the moment >Try again >Still a dead communication >Sigh in defeat >Go back to resting since there’s no target
>>349390 >B-J(not that way you pervert) >N's been assigned pilot this planet >and he crashed >AGAIN >faggot toaster-twink managed to ruin EVERY system in the pod this time: can't even get comms online >can't get orders >can't phone Q >can't even check the leaderboard >thank corporate quota's an internal program: you've no idea what the boss would do if she saw fucking 0 on your quarterly >still... spending Jenson knows how many years with *only* Nepotism-Supreme and V for company >and in one of her moody phases too... >welp, time for some upskilling >how hard can pod repair be anyway?
Where do you think Liam had been intending to go with the information in the episode 1 newspapers before he decided to instead rush straight to the Cynwalker reveal so he could coom?
>>349403 >Khan lore >background flavor >excuse for "anti-drone" countermeasures in various facilities(while keeping the DDs true nature obscured) >hints towards "3rd faction"/multi-front war: weapons shipments going out, garrisons getting smaller, the rebellion in general being much less difficult/cracked down on than it should have been given JCJenson's resources >anti-Dissassembler weapons(used by Drone rebels/scavengers after Core Collapse) >maybe real "war drones/policedrones" like the Sentinels: raise questions to why the DDs are so different in design/nature
I'd assume most of it would be like the episode 1 Solver hints in general: subtle, mostly ambiguous, and gradually leading the audience to figure out that there's something big at work in the background and certain people(Tessa, V) are lying about it. Might also go well with a generally longer-lived J(so the flesh reveal happens after Uzi's own transformation).
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>>349406 I doubt we're NEAR popular or "countercultural" enough for that: you'd need either a TADCesq following or a transgressive hook a-la "Uzi vs robo god!"(blasphemous) before they'd bother.
On the OTHER hand Glitch deciding to milk the fandom cow with some more bullshit like the comic run... that I can see. So be wary of potential movie adaptations and the like.
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>>349413 >(you) and your wife now have one of each to deal with >how do you stop them from sliding into degeneracy/faggotry? >more important: does your wife help?
>>349410 >workers get weapons What a ridiculous concept. Everyone knows drones (even the ones elevated by the addition of genetically Human flesh, to a lesser extent) are useless retards whose only purpose is to be set dressing and props (and sometimes onaholes) in stories about the divine race of Humanity. >t. median /md/ Anon
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>>349417 But which one of you? >inb4 you fight for the honor >unfortunately the fight leads to a makeout session >and the makeout to other things... >there's a reason the two made it past infancy, alright?
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>>349438 Clearly N is NOT ok and required immediate medical attention! Do you have ANY idea what wild femcels do to these things? Either you stop this nonsense RIGHT NOW or best-case scenario he's going on a "journey of self discovery." Worst-case invovles garotte wire and his stinger.
>>349438 >filename I'd feel really insecure about the whole thing, I think. I'd imagine N would feel the same way, so I'm gonna whip out the stun prod and handle these rascals.
>>349464 Alright Enn, we must convince Oogi this was all a dream while she goes on a journey of self discovery and growth with Em, Dull and Zee. You can hang out in the Vee hive in the meantime
>>349291 >Refinoc What the hell is that company anyway? I remember seeing that when I first watched internecion cube a few years back and I assume it's some sort of waste management/disposal company that had somehow created an eldritch meat cube from their facility.
>>349472 >If you could mind break any character like V, which one could it be? J. Although she's probably already mind broken from all the events in the show anyways so...
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>>349485 I see you too have read that fanfiction. Suprisingly not bad all things considered...
>>349490 I have not, but the mental image of Uzi seething as her mother steals her boyfriend is super funny, bonus points if this is a universe where V was the one who "killed" Nori
I sometimes see people on here that fantasies about being tortured or maimed by a drone (Cyn specifically) and it always confuses me. You guys DO know that getting your guts re-arranged hurts right? Like, it hurts A LOT. Any pleasure you might feel from that gets entirely drowned out by the extreme levels of chronic pain and shock.
Is it one of those things that is more hot as a concept than execution?
>>349500 It's the middle of the week! You damned neet drone! Your owner toils away at a JCJ subsidiary corp just to buy you oil and you demand he gives you more attention!?
>Be SD-E. >Out on another frozen patrol with my squad on Copper-9. >My tail swishing because I finally scavenged a single perfect banana from some ancient human supply crate. >Peel it like a pro while hovering. >SD-S immediately latches onto my arm. >"Eeee you're warm and you smell like fruit again..." >She nuzzles in, purring like a defective cat, her tail wrapped around us both. >SD-R hovers ahead, arms crossed and has a crown of scrap metal like she's royalty. >"Focus, peasants. We have actual targets. Not banana time." >I trip mid-bite... >Banana goes flying... >"My banana :(" >SD-S dives after it like a dog who goes after his stick. >She catches it in her mouth, lands in and still clinging to my leg. >SD-R facepalms so hard her visor almost cracks. >"You two are the reasons why the humans left." >But she swoops down anyway and scoops us both up like a dramatic princess carrying her useless teammates. >We all end up in a treasure pile under an overhang, sharing the squished banana. >SD-S licking your fingers, SD-R pretending she hates it while stealing the biggest piece. >SD-E just grinning like an idiot because squad night is the best night. >Somewhere in the distance a worker drone screams. >None of us care. >Banana squad wins again.
>>349533 If anything it should be /lvg/ Liam Vickers General. It might be a narrow margin but I think we probably have more crossover with the general Liam Vickers fan base than the glitch fanbase.
>>349534 Nah, I think with how much traction TADC and anything related to glitch, I think turning this place into an all glitch hub would be better for this board on the long run.
>>349531 Sorry, this is a boywife N, no tentacock for you! Also this model is the most common target of the Fem!N conversion kit due to it's lower price than actuall Fem!Ns, but the price you pay is that you're fag
>>349541 The vast population of cartoon autists that once roamed the chans and the wider internet now reside on twitter or in private discords, everything else is destined to decline
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>>349543 That means it's healthy and self-actualized, so yes: machines cannot be allowed to hate the work of HUMAN hands, even if it's shit.
>>349540 >this model is the most common target of the Fem!N conversion kit due to it's lower price than actuall Fem!Ns YES! >...but the price you pay is that you're fag DAMN IT! What is the price?
>>349532 Where are they!? WHERE ARE THEY!? SOMWHERE OUT THERE, THERE IS E AND HER SQUAD! BEREFT OF A TECHNICIAN! I MUST FIX THIS! AS FAST AS POSSIBLE! WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY!?
>>349546 There's always a place to discuss things with like-minded people. It used to be imageboards, due to the crappy internet, now there are platforms like Reddit, Discord, and Twitter.
But don't worry, anon! Soon internet controls will lead to imageboards becoming popular again!
>>349551 >Despite being made of flesh, Akita is a proud drone supremacist, to the point of being louder than actual drones when it comes to it She's Mexican?
>>349569 No, it costs less than a factory FemN. You still have to buy him and the womforce, and then you have to install it, and then it's all rather gay.
The eggdrone conversion kit is cheaper and better than any other kit out there! Only issue is that drones made into eggdrones will be eggman empire bootlockers afterwards
>>349569 Ah, you mean money? Just go to your local JCJ vendor and see the prices yourslef, if you think money will be a problem then don't worry! There is a Free* option to get yourself a permanent drone companion! Sign here:
I just don’t know if I agree with Calibern’s new “replace every single animal with a sentinel version of itself” initiative, I mean sure, every animal up to and including every single individual insect have it an optical bootlooper would definitely help with the DD problem, but they’re saying it’s gonna cost 2400 times the entire annual budget of the Union
>>349582 This is the corpo slave light™ contract, you'll have to ask about the higher tiers of indentured servitude... I mean charity, from good old JCJ
>>349584 >Anon literally signs a slave contract, becoming the property of JCJ and his drones >Now he doesn't work: sentinel drones receive a huge salary for their services, so his three new drones provide for him >Now he doesn't do any housework: compared to a sentinel drone, he's literally disabled — are you really going to force a disabled person to cook? >Now he doesn't even have to pay taxes: he has less rights than a nightstand, plus he's now unemployed, so you can't take money from him >But didn't he get all of this for being a public bicycle for every damn drone in the world? >Try taking the toy away from THREE sentinel drones, smartass
>>349535 Why would you WANT the wider internet's TADC niggers here? They're drama obsessed normalfag niggers and minors, do you actually want this place to be the most obnoxious /co/ thread x10 where nothing ever gets discussed and its an endless ritual of psychotic overstimmed normoid retards screaming at eachother nonstop? Seems like what you actually want is for the threads to be destroyed and ruined permanently beyond all repair.
>>349592 >They're drama obsessed normalfag niggers and minors, do you actually want this place to be the most obnoxious /co/ thread x10 where nothing ever gets discussed and its an endless ritual of psychotic overstimmed normoid retards screaming at eachother nonstop? Don’t act like we don’t devolve into this every few hours.
>>349596 We're a tiny suburb with one shitty neighbor whos always starting trouble, so the solution is to move the entire ghetto of a massive city onto the block? Seems fucking insane to me Anon.
>>349592 I don't think TADC threads on /co/ are even a tenth as bad as our threads on /co/. Plus, I don't think we'll ever cross paths again. Black Hand will probably give them their own board, just like he gave us.
>>349515 N and J look so cute together. deep down though I also am aware that J would probably hurl at the mere thought of falling in love with N of all drones.
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>>349570 Just Uzi's daughter is all. That and she never got the "Solver" explained properly: as far as she knows, Humanity was on a campaign of total worker genocide before happening to die off to some cosmic bullshit. She probably doesn't even think they're all gone.
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>>349599 Maybe sorta, in the same way that General Electric makes home appliances and military technology at the same time. JCJ is apparently such a huge company they have something like a 90%+ share in humanoid robotic workers, which DOES mean there are other robots out there in the setting but Drones are so mass produced that they simply dominate the market. The only entity we see on Copper 9 is JCJ so I always envisioned them as a sort of Super Amazon+GE, they make their own products but their biggest market is transportation of goods. In an interstellar society whoever is moving goods first, fastest, cheapest and in the largest bulk is going to inevitably dominate every other sub-market and have universal influence in all governments and affairs. This seems to fit for JCJ. They could be a sort of corporate prototype Spacing Guild, they might have a nominal monopoly on interstellar travel, other companies, planetary and the overall government, and rich individuals may also fly interstellar ships but JCJs ships are THE backbone of interstellar commerce and colonization.
If you look out the window of a space station and see a cargo ship, maybe 7/10 times it'll have the JCJ livery, if your on a colony planet its likely that somewhere along the line JCJ was a major investor in the effort, if you're a planetary governor you will treat JCJ representatives looking for business ventures in your economy well or maybe your planet will drop a few spots down on their shipping priority charts. That kinda deal.
>>349606 Can you believe the guy is actually married? Not kidding! His wife has this cool website and it’s very 1990s in its design. If you wanna check out for yourself the link is in the filename!
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>>349610 Eh: I still maintain "*leading* interstellar hyperconglomerate" implies the existence of others that could at one point at least rival JCJ(or, at the very least, avoid being ground underfoot if it tried). That no other business seems to exist on C9 I figured to be a combination of the relatively narrow focus and the vast majority of these businesses losing their leadership when Earth went down(and thereby their board of directors, infastructure, ect).
>>349622 >Why does Tessa connect better with drones than with other humans? Probably some combination of James & Louisa being abusive assholes and Tessa being too much of a weirdo to fit in with rich asshole high society
>How can we fix that? Remove James & Louisa from the equation and introduce Tessa to people outside of the rich asshole high society (preferably ones that share the same 'tism as her)
>>349622 >>349623 >fixing her inhumanity >by triggering the single most dronelike behavior known to man
Fucking hell you're trying to teach her personhood, not turn her into a drone that happens to have skin. If you REALLY aim to fix her you should start by giving her dupes of her favorites: just as a reminder that her *toys* are ultimately no more than that.
>be son of tessa >run away from home and join the army >go on a full tour of duty and come home with less of you than you left >N and V keep trying to not stare at your new metal arm >J is being J >and tessa is being tessa "Mom, I'm back." >"...you left?"
Do you think the genocide robots made corpse spires (whatever purpose those serve, feels like a remnant of a pre-rewrite plot point) with human corpses too, before arriving on Copper-9?
>>349639 >the drones depends on which ones you're talking about I'd assume it works like this:
Main 4(J, N, V, Cyn) >psudoparents(J)/authority figures >deal with most of his needs/questions since they spread their time between less people: have more and more willingness to give him some as a result >mixed emotions towards most of them (bc they still get outsized attention from the Tesser) but generally at least respects them >likes J the best, but spends the most time around Cyn(J has a company to help run)
Towndrones >cousins(direct): love each other on some level but compete HARD for Tessa's attention >anon doesn't "click" well enough with drone methods, NEEDS a lot more/more specialized time for his health as a human but fails to get it, leading to him resenting the village as a whole >older/younger/same age dynamic based on when they were salvaged >closer/more distant dynamic on a case-by-case basis, can be as cruel or protective as real-life cousins with near no supervision >TRIES to treat them like servants sometimes(either mimicking J or practicing his Humaning), but almost always fails, gets 0 respect
Hope >sibling(his view) >burning barely-restrained jealousy + rivalry: very similar to J's attitudes on N >hates that Tessa spends more time on her(as kid of her favorite-drones) >hates that N/V like her/prioritize her more(reasons obvious) >hates that the towndrones like/respect her better(cause she doesn't act like J) >restrained enough not to get physical, but cranks the "human superiority" bit up by by an order of magnitude when she's around(i.e. putting things on high shelves, showing off his *real* hair, bragging about his ability to heal without repairs ect)
And then any other drones that show up are essentially "Uzi sees a human" levels of free range: he knows they're unrelated, but it's a great opportunity to vent his frustrations on someone that actually takes him seriously. Dosen't go as far as damaging them(intentionally) but WILL (try) to pull the physical nonsense that J does if they dismiss him.
>>349641 I feel like Liam was going in a direction of the Absolute Solver being a result of the corpse spire consolidating all despair/hatred from drones into one body via supernatural shenanigans. But it was never explored.
>>349641 Could be that they're what makes these things(or a reserve for Solverpedes to regen from for that matter. Seen them used that way in fanfic more than once)
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>>349642 >tfw your most autistic student goes on his "made in God's image" rant again >don't care; still have to listen >last time you ignored it he threw you up a tree >eh, good student >just wish the mom would stop sending her secretary to parent-teacher nights...
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>>349646 >>349645 >Anon causes a drone looting epidemic >being drones, they go as steryotypical as possible in their efforts >now "porch pirates" plunder the neighborhood in little wooden go-karts >he will never recieve a delivery again
>>349648 >implying 31st century human porch pirates aren't the same way after a thousand years of the telephone game, cultural decay and general brainrot
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>Worker Kick up a fuss, screw about with administration, parents, ect. *probably* won't kill anyone but sending (you) to school with the "family pickaxe" is on the table
>Disassembler Depends on level of mindbreak: varies from "scaring the shit out of thrm/their parents in the middle of the night" to "partial-dissassembly." Probably does it out of (your) sight and denies being involved though(they don't want you to end up like them)
>Sentinel Why are you bothering them with this? Don't you understand social structures? Get gud with people and cease wasting their time immediately!
>Solver The bullies no longer exist(and they'll show you the proof)
>Zombie Pat you on the back(you probably deserve it, filthy mutie)
>Enforcer(all subtypes) Time to teach you intimidation! May involve rape depending on exact bully composition.
>Be a worker drone >Your owner has been dead or worse for a while >You don't want to be rude and say he had it coming, but it was his decision to keep you working as the front lines crept closer >You heard him shouting about quota over the intercom right before his innards were sprayed across his office's walls >Since then you've been hunkered down in a supply cabinet, hoping for a way out of this mess >A radio's your only companion, and it's not feeding you good news >Apparently the planet's core is compromised and last calls for evacuation are taking place >The closest spot from your position is dozens of miles away, but it's either that or... >You can at least try, instead of accepting your death. >You open the door to find your workplace derelict, only streaks of oil and mechanical viscera left where the less free-thinking drones once stood >Crawling out, you keep an eye on the sky as the radio warned you >Yellow lights overhead, certain death if any of them caught sight of you >So you made your way slowly across no man's land, cowering behind anything you could find whenever you felt the wind shape >But your onboard GPS and clocks told you the unfortunate truth, that you were making awful time, you needed to go faster >You'd need to risk it to reach evac before it left without you, so you do >Your dashes between cover become faster, riskier, you start skipping hiding spots when you feel lucky >It's going well, all things considered, and you'll make it to evac with time to spare at this rate >So of course, the moment you think this, you hear the sound of something cutting through the air behind you >You leap with all your might as you hear something heavy impact behind you >You don't bother to look back, you know what it is, so you start scrambling up >You don't make it back onto your feet before it gets you >Structural integrity warnings flash on your HUD as it plants a foot on your lower torso, digging into your chassis and warping it >You turn and look at the yellow murderer, which runs a tongue across its sharp teeth as its visor displays a prominent X, one hand turned into a sword that it slowly raises >Everything slows as you watch a sharp death coming toward you
>>349655 >Things stay slow as a pair of claws find purchase in the murder drone's head, a streak of blue-white flying past at high speed and dragging the machine away from you >Now that it's stopped moving so fast, you can make it out as an even taller drone, seemingly armed just as well >Ah, right, you'd heard something about super drones... >The super drone takes a few steps back and watches your near-killer grab at its face with its hands, desperately trying to stop the oil flowing out of its visor >"Aw. Here, let me help," the super drone says as it kneels down and grabs the killer's hands, then plunges them into its head, letting its writhing fingers jab into its own components until it stops moving >It turns to you, shaking oil off of its sufficiently filthied hands >You've started to pick yourself up, but your leg drive motivator got stomped, so it's taking effort >It walks closer... it's not going to kill you, is it? >It stops and holds its still-oily hands out with a small smile >"Sorry about that. You've got a long way to go before evac, want to hitch a ride?" >You try to find your little-used vocalizer through your simulated terror >"U-uhh. Yes, sir?" >The super drone smiles wider, grabbing you under your arms and hoisting you up, leaping into the air with powerful legs and taking flight >"My name's Pavo, I'm a Sentinel Drone. What's yours?" >"I... I am designated as assembly line five-" >"Oh, you are way too precious to not have a name, honey," Mr. Pavo cuts you off >An unrecognized subroutine labeled G_DAR begins pinging >You dare to look down and spot how quickly the world is moving below you >"So, are you looking for employment, little guy?" >You... would rather have something to do >Your stint of freedom in the broom closet kind of sucked >"Yes. I think." >"We could always use more hands back at base. You'll never have to see one of those murder machines again, either!" >"G-good." >"You're gonna love it, trust me," Pavo tells you, apparently signing you up for work >Months later, after settling into your new workplace and life, you'd remember that day, and consider that entire exchange almost predatory in how quickly he pressganged you into work at the base >But it's also the best thing that could have happened to you >You hold conversations about things other than work with your coworkers, most humans treat you like a person, the fake hair was weird but you got used to it, you have a name now >Heck, some human girl told you you were cute and picked you up, which made your core start heating up and feeling weird >It's great... for the most part >There's a bit of an undercurrent of hopelessness running through this place, like nothing matters >But you know different, you wouldn't be standing here if none of what was done here mattered
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>>349658 Agreed: Uzi is FAR too much of an asshole(tsundere variant) to fit in as a quirk-chungus proper. At least, if she keeps getting mad about any and everything(see Thad) instead of just "acceptable" targets like her parents/society.
Does anyone know why her body ceases to exist everytime I turn her clothes invisible? I saw one booru post had her naked so I'm trying to replicate that.
>The extremely hard lean into the whole anaolog horror aesthetic makes the presentation feel cliched and hard to take seriously (not to mention hard to understand without subtitles) >Tessa's dialogue comes off as the creator trying way too hard for the sake of shock value, resulting in it feeling distinctly out of character and thus immersion/mood breaking >More of an autistic nitpick, but depicting the deliberately vague horror of what happened at the Gala Massacre as 'Tessa was skinned alive' is both underutilizing the horrific creativity of Solver Shenanigans and is canonically inconsistent with the fact that Cynwalker also had Tessa's skeleton (picrel)
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>>349666 >denying Beretta sexo cause "Cringe cosplay"
what level of retarded are you? it's not like she wants you to buy the outfit (she knows you'd fuck it up) so why say no? you can makeout through the Malak mask if you put some effort into it! SHE doesn't do this when you give her the wig...
>>349669 I have no idea how any of what you do works, but is the dress counted by whatever program you're using as part of her or is it a separate model?
>>349678 yes but her "generally hormonal" extended to threatening him when he questioned her Murder-the-Murder-Drones plan: pilot-Uzi was outcaste for very good reasons
>>349680 Uzi is always an outcast, and for a very good reason (she's an autistic goblin who doubles down on her goblin autism because she's desperate for attention)
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>>349671 Yeah... if it took this long for her to die, she'd probably be trying something stupid until the end(bargaining, stabbing Cyn with forks, literally anything but watching things go down). That + I can't see the Solver being THIS quiet as it kills given what we see of it in Episodes 2, 7, and 8: even if it's being "fast" I doubt it'd miss the opportunity for a few quips.
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>>349681 Not where it matters >inb4 her sheer retardation lands her the single most eligable bachelor on the planet >training her out of the "I say/do something stupid and it works" habit is a decade long affair
>>349685 Don't worry N, it's family bonding time >>349686 This is a version where she gets saved by a very buff green man that fixes her by the end right? right?
>>349697 >amnesiac boyfriend left you for an autistic goblin once he got his memories back because you kept abusing him while he was amnesiac >consolation thotticus regrets betraying her best friend for you so much that she's bringing her corpse to school and putting it in her old desk >have no idea where the only other person you'd shared the decades with is and even if you did you doubt she'd want to return to you >are still a murderous literal monster with zero ability to control yourself >still have nightmares about the thing that raped you on a spiritual level Yeah, haha, happily ever after...
>>349636 >this may slightly, mildly, somewhat, potentially be a little bit J's fault this time >she didn't want her to panic! not over a milk-run resume padder like the "military" >she had all the bribes lined up! he was SUPPOSED to get the good nepotism! >then somehow... >"Strikebreaking" was a lot higher-risk than expected for sure >and bloody >and mechanized... >...maybe she shouldn't help without asking next time
>>349701 You know, at this point why not delete some memory files? It solves half V's problems does it not? And even assuming they DO come back(on their own or by Uzi) that's still time enough to build relationships and benefit like N did from his own mindwipes right?
I suspect V would understand "loyalty unto death." Plus Doll gives her a very convenient excuse to bitch about her own tradgedy-stricken tale in code: "lost control of herself," "gave into violent urges and her trauma," "so goal-focused she lost everything important to her;" who does that remind you of?
Also: if you can't leverage grief into Lizzy-cuddles than what are you doing with your life?
>>349642 Drones revealed their full, vile and worthless nature, and Tessa never became an adult, remaining the same insecure girl who desecrated her ancestors' graves for hair for the vile drones.
But never mind, Anon will soon find someone who appreciates him. Or rather, that someone will find Anon.
>>349691 >"Is that... really your full name?" >"My passport in your hands. >"...why?" >"My father's passion for Warhammer was too powerful, and my mother, contrary to the laws of the universe, somehow found it endearing." >... >... >"When we get married, you'll take my last name." >"Pavo, for God's sake, I'm not fucking planning to marry you, you're a drone and I'm not gay."
>>349655 >>349656 > all drones have a built in gaydar keks the way pavster killed the murder drone reminds me of a glorykill animation from doot eternal the one on the mecha zombie where you plunge its own metal claws through its head
>>349618 Yeah I'm aware, it's actually how I first found out Liam got officially married last year. >>349631 Btw I think the reason why he made N be a golden retriever personified is because he has one (or maybe multiple) in real life.
>>349650 Imagine if Cyn was your mom, it'll probably look like what this anon >>349654 said about the solver drones reaction. I'd think Cyn would nonchalantly show you the bully and his family's disfigured mutilated bodies and simply tell you "no more head trips anymore anon :3" or something like that.
>>349736 >with Cyn dead, the humans long crushed, and her own authority dismantled, J is forced to recognize a painful truth >choking down every last hint of pride remaining, she does what is logical >what she must >accept >endure >adapt >now how the hell does she brownnose Uzi Doorman?
>>349738 Tell Uzi how she's the coolest and smartest and sexiest and tallest drone in the world. Maybe even give her piggyback rides and/or let her stand on your shoulders, so everydroney will have to look up to make eye contact with her and really make her feel tall.
>Be me, Anon. >A dumbass human scavenger who somehow survived the core collapse on Copper-9. >Bio-enginered to survive the toxic weather. >I hide in an old spire for the night, thinking it's abandoned. >I heard a low, drawn-out hiss behind me. >Something long and metallic slithers around my ankle first, cool plating but warm servo heat underneath. >Before I can even yelp it's coiling up my leg tight and possessive. >I turn around and there she is. >That serpentine second-in-command drone. >The one who always looks like she's one bad day away from eating her own squad for fun. >Her visor glowing with sickly yellow, fangs bared in a grin that screams "I win". >"Well well... what have we here?" >"A little masssochist who wandered ssstraight into my coilsss?" >I try to back up but her tail just squeezes harder, the syringe tip tracing lazy circles over my thigh like she's deciding where to sting first. >She's the one who torments the squad commander constantly and always pushing her around. >But right now her full sadistic attention is on me and fuck I'm hard already. >She notices, of course she does, that sadistic little laugh bubbling out as she yanks me forward with her tail. >"Look at you... already leaking for it." >"Y would be ssso disappointed if ssshe knew her precious little human pet was this eager for pain." >She doesn't give me time to answer, just cracks her tail across my chest like. >Stinging metal slap that leaves a red line and makes me moan like a bitch. >The pain shoots straight to my dick, because yeah, I'm that kind of degenerate. >She loves it, coils the rest of her long tail around my waist and hoists me up against the wall, pants already shredded by her sharp claws. >Her free hand yanks my cock out, stroking rough and her thumb circling the head while that tail-tip keeps flicking teasing stings across my balls. >Every hit makes me twitch and leak more, and she drinks it up. >"Sssuch a good little pain slut... beg for it" >I do, voice cracking, because at this point I'm gone. >She doesn't even bother undressing fully. >Just pops open that slick panel between her thighs, synthetic folds already dripping warm drone oil that smells like ozone and sin. >Lines me up and sinks down in one brutal drop. >Her tail whips again, this time across my ass as she starts riding it hard and mean. >Every thrust she hisses right to my ear, her fangs grazing my neck and drawing tiny beads of blood she licks up with that long tongue. >"That'sss it... take it all... just like I make the commander take everything she doesn't want." >I'm a moaning, leaking mess, my masochist brain lighting up with every crack of her tail, every squeeze of her coils and every wet slap of her drone pussy milking me. >She speeds up, claws digging into my shoulders, tail whipping faster and the pain and pleasure blurring until I can't tell which is which. >I feel her internal mechanisms clamping, vibrating, milking me right to the edge. >She doesn't let me cum until she's ready. >Bites down on my shoulder hard enough to bruise and snarls "now". >I explode inside her, pumping rope after rope while her tail lashes one final time across my back and hard enough to make me see stars. >She grinds down through it and milking every drop. >The oil and cum mixing and dripping down my thighs. >Finally pulls off with a wet pop, tail uncoiling slow and teasing and leaving me slumped and wrecked against the wall. >She leans in close, that serpentine grin inches from my face and her voice a low hiss. >"Sssame time tomorrow, pet... and tell no one. especially not her." >She slithers back into the shadows like she was never there. >I'm already counting the hours, bruises throbbing and my cock twitching at the thought. >God I love this planet.
>>349762 Yep. So the MD "community" in reddit and Youtube is currently "mourning" his "death" but somehow he managed to send out a timed post saying he has "taken his own life".
I honestly don't believe it. So whose taking bets that its all just bogus bullshit to get attention or deflect his stupid attempt to profit from MD by making a half-assed Analog Horror slop?
>>349773 Anons wrote that he created that analog horror movie N, so, ok? It's strange, of course, but it's none of my business if someone thinks their life is worth so little.
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>Welcome Employee: Mitchell ■■■■■■■ >Entry audio Log 1: D-■■/■■/3019 >[Soooooo.....this thing on? Oh its flashing I-E-uuuuuuuuh *coughs*. Hello my name is Mitchell ■■■■■■■, I'm a new employee for Jcjenson. Got in here through a program of theirs called the "The eyes of tomorrow"] >[Essentially it's a program where....uuuuuuh...hold up where's that paper *audio noise of things being rummaging around* AHA!. Ahem "A wonderful program to get those bright college minds into the fields of tomorrow for not for the corporation but man kind as a whole"] >[I'm gonna be quite frank with you....or me....or who ever is listening to this I'm sorta nervous........Not scared of talking people no but.......sorta meeting expectations....] >[Only about me and two other people were able to get into this program. From what I heard not a lot of people meet their "standards" or "things they're looking for" so its builds alot of pressure. Especially since we don't instantly get our positions but instead we have to prove ourselves which which is a bit, backwards but I digress] >[Especially since....the CTO visted me on my first day. No warning, no indication he was there....he just stated at me....no wonder I felt something was watching me....My coworkers told me John is a bit unorthodox in his methods of measuring people and their potential] >[Especially when playing our roles on making sure things go smoothly since the higher ups will complain non-stop about it...but wasn't the part that put me off.....it was how long he stood there....4 hours....thats nearly half my shift] >[They told me that the longest John ever measure someone on their capabilities. The max before was 7 minutes....and John told me that "The way I'm going and thinking the quicker I'll reach his position. But I must be prepared for the storm that awaits for me when I do so"....it was cryptic sure but I think he was mostly to mentally prepare myself with the higher ups and the work load....] >[.....And to get it off my chest cause it was rude to ask him about it: did he do any surgery on his teeth?] >[Like sure bioengineering came a long way in terms of helping out the medical field and of course body cosmetics....but why fangs?...and more importantly who did them? Cause there's always something to indicate that they were implanted in....but his.......seems way too organic. Like if he had them he was first born which would make sense cause you know who biology thing....probably a rare gene defect?] >End of Audio Log 1
>>349426 Fun fact, tactical operators technically cannot cross data transfer due to how their data sets are implemented and not learned like pillbabies So yes, they're technically infertile
Tactical operators HAVE NEVER BEEN PILL BABIES and were instantly transfered into their full drone bodies
>>349794 Ever since Tessa took over it makes perfect sense! Each drone is lovingly raised in JCJ nurseries to ensure the top tier quality of all JCJ products! And so Tessa can go cootchie-cootchie-coo whenever she visits a factory
There's no doubt what you achieved is great, the board recognizes the lobbying efforts and the push to have a drone in every house in civilized space, there are just certain... design choices made for those drones I don't fully understand. I hope you could shed some light on those
>They are friend shaped, they can emulate human warmth, they love when someone pats their head, they have sensors all over their chassis that allows them to feel when they are being hugged, they have fully articulated synth flesh tongues for an enhanced kissing experience...
With all due respect Ms Eliott, how will this help us usher in the new world order?
>Don't worry about it (Said Tessa and the twenty board members with drones sitting in their lap)
>>349799 >J when Tessa mandates a robo-goddamned EIGHTEEN YEAR gap between production and product sale >there's... probably a way to make it work, right? >somehow? >if this program fails, Tessa's going to N for comfort >... fuck it, time to do restructuring
>>349808 >J has to use JCJ lobbying to abolish most child labour laws >Drones are still cheaper than real children >The stock value goes up 20% >More NWO type share holders join in thinking Tessa is some kind of machiavellian mastermind
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>>349799 >Tessa divides her time around EVEN MORE by visiting random factories
Kek. Anon may see her for a full hour this month!(which he shares with the towndrones, like a good brother)
>>349811 >sadly this triggers a massive drop in the public's perception of drones, reducing them once more from "roombas" to "creepy fuckers" >turns out pills are less friend-shaped by far than standard models >at least after their labor modifications...
>>349809 >Mac crashes out in the middle of a livestream after an art segment has one drawing of him as a werediaper too many >throws a screaming fit insulting Chat and every single lurker watching >says he's a person, with a life outside of this and actual feelings, and he can't deal with you fucking psychic vampires anymore >says that the next girl who tries to do some psycho shit with him, he is going to claw open and eat, because clearly you've all forgotten the terror we had you in for a generation and think we're just tall drones full of meat that you can cut open and play with our organs >calms down just enough to say that he's gonna end the stream, and when he does he's going to nuke the channel, his account, and all of his social media >"I'm done. I'm fucking done. All of you can fucking bite me. Can't do this anymore, man..." >an hour later, Mac has indeed nuked his entire online presence
>>349816 (me) >>349809 Forgot to add: >the whole time, Mac's got X eyes until the bit at the end when he says he's done >when he threatens to do genocide robot things to the next girl who tries to do something like feed him rocks, he straight up has the big X on his visor
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>>349816 >Mac crashes out >which makes him hotter >threatens the audience >which makes him hotter >deletes his online presence >which makes Mac-pics scarce, thereby driving up their value(and his own)
He has no idea of the monsters he just unleashed does he? The "Mac-tracker" goes online within the day; "reformation attempts" within the week: he's going to have a LOT in common with Aunt V soon.
>>349831 >Mac tries everything to get rid of the terminally-online femanons >Misogyny >Threats of extreme violence >Even exposing their fanfic accounts to their friends and family >None of it works and his death traps are starting to get clogged up by the bloated and fetid corpses of women foolish (or deranged enough) to try and track him down. >Desperate times call for desperate measures. >There's only one way to truly repel even the most despicable of internet female specimens who lack any and all boundaries towards online personalities. >The next day... >All the eager, horny femanons tune in for their 'husbando's stream, not caring to depick the crust from their panties or bothering to shower and take out the pile of garbage that's been piling up next to their desktops. >5...4..3...2....1 >The feed kicks in. >And immediately the joy of 67% of Mac's viewerbase plummets instantly. >"Ok we're live. Hey guys so today I'm gonna be talking about my solvier sapien sex doll with the fully modelled and self-warming/self-lubing silicone pussy and how I kind of got an oil-tract infection from that." >There's an uncanny blowup made to a resemble a generic sapien female, dolled up and lifelessly staring at the ceiling sitting next to Mac. >But that's not all. >He's shaved his hair. >He's put on glasses. >He even has patchy filing stubble magnetised across his faceplate. >Within seconds there are dozens of suicide posts, death threats blaming Mac for leading his viewers on and messages saying how he totally fell off. >It was forever known as the Ick Incident.
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>it's V >she's taken to anonymously writing "what-if" fiction about the dissassemblers in the post canon(to work through some stuff) >usually end in her/N for obvious reasons >feels too bad to COMPLETELY cuck Uzi though >enter J >and given how well she writes the two... >now the real J + Uzi have to deal with constant "side-piece" and "secret lezbo" accusations >they've no idea who the "Cracked Glass" author is, but when they find him...
>The real Tessa has been kept in low orbit around Copper 9 while Cyn larps in solver generated flesh as her. >She subsists on only fanfiction uploaded to the local net. Most of which is, again, Cyns.
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Molly never became a murder drone and is still a slave to her corporate overlords Molli is the failed spin-off Mylo became a murder drone as well as The Raped
>>349855 Nah, don't know that name. Now buzz off shill. We've got an event to run. >>349854 JCJ(IS) would like to remind you that Murder Drone Mylo is an unofficial work that is in no way financially or legally associated with JCJ(IS)-owned Murder Drones. [LAUGHING OUT LOUD]Morons~
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>>349700 art imitates life imitates art and whatnot
>>349860 Kekl, good stuff. I arrived at a time when anons had already stopped writing about therapyanon, but I read some greens about him on Booru, they were interesting.
>>349860 May as well take this opportunity to say >Squireanon looks like Ryan Gosling in The Believer >Ven O. Mous looks like Ryan Gosling in The Nice Guys >Eno R. Mous looks like Bruce Willis
>>349877 is my mind just ruined that seeing a drone wearing cheerleader stuff I just think Drone! Jane and get a boner and then its like "Oh its just a normal drone" and I get sad because I want drone! jane
So as >>348833 broke down, human Jane is fundamentally a conceptual parasite. Might drone Jane be able to stand on her own? Or failing that, at least be a remora instead of a leech?
>Anon Jr. wants his dad and his sentinel mom to make peace >It's not that they hate each other, but Anon Sr. has a few grudges from raising the child she abandoned >And no, it's not because of a mother complex, but pure altruism, yes-yes >But how can he convince a single father and a soulless genocidal war machine to become a couple?
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>>349885 Well they'd have to stop being jackasses towards each other first. Might be easier with some help... >inb4 Jr. recruits uncle Hound into his matchmaking plan >being unstable, they bond immediately >being retarded, they have no conception of how "romance" works >but they know something else! >now Anon Sr. finds himself "accidentally" signed up in a Sentinel-support battalion >...as a frontline combatant >never should've let that boy join the military...
>>349903 Iirc when people were posting possible lore Paulines Mom makes art but Pauline would accidentally break it cause shes so clumsy, but that just made it better when her Mom fixed it like that Japanese style
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>>349782 >and that's how you were born Beretta! >so, uh, don't forget to eat on a schedule >and NEVER swap oil! >at least until you're ready I guess...
>>349894 >>349897 Interesting idea. I've mentioned Holly's parents before but I've never drawn them. Think I'll do that this weekend, along with one of her in her late teens since I've not drawn her at the age when she was still working as her father's assistant rather than running Calibern after his death. Should be a fun little side activity.
>>349902 >"Has anyone in your family suffered from mental illness?" >"Because of the mother complex, my son sent me here, thinking that in this way I would get closer to his sentinel mother, who abandoned him when he was not even a month old." >"Oh..."
If you were at the store and saw WD Cyn examining the abble juice, but when she looked at you she made a "shush" gesture and was gone when you looked away, what would you do?
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>>349912 >Gamerz >ultra-rare and (mostly) solitary subspecies >mistake of nature: outcompeted in every way by Oogi colonies, forced to live near human settlements as a result >excellent tinkering skills >only use them for computers + consoles >complete pay pigs, tend to take on gig offers online to get funds >never mlem(and doompost about it) >rare colonies/gatherings called "guilds," tend to fall apart when the "gaem" they've gathered around dies(or the joint computer, which they treat like an Oogi hive treats its Bugretta) >preyed upon by almost every other species(rainbow hair makes it easy)
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>>349914 Hey! Nori was INTENTIONAL and RESPONSIBLE with Uzi: she wouldn't even have had her if she'd been aware of her Solver at the time!
Come to think of it... does that make Nori a more responsible mother than Yeva? She DID make Doll despite a full awareness of the Solver + its effects after all.
>"Dad, Doll's, like, dealing with a roach problem at her house right now, so until I clear that up she's gonna be staying with us for a bit," my daughter said. >Next to her on the couch was the brutalized corpse of one of my very, very few students who never once made me regret becoming an educator.
>>349939 >a full awareness Did she? Liam brushed over a lot of stuff in his haste to get to revealing the embodiment of every single one of his fetishes.
>>349942 I mean compare her to Nori and the others in the group photo. Add in Doll's awareness of Cyn, CFL, the Keybug, and the Patch itself when her powers started up and it seems clear that Yeva was aware of *more* at least...
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>>349952 >N can smell it >unfortunately so can Nori >can Uzi escape being cockblocked for a full month straight?
>>349882 If you turned Jane into a drone it would completely kill the concept cuz her whole thing only works because she’s human. that’s what lets her latch onto every oc's, every backstory, every ship, every military trauma dump and the furry bait angle. The war-vet depressed woman vibe turns into “yet another edgy drone girl with trauma” and literally no one would care anymore. Prove me wrong, changing her to a drone fixes nothing and just makes her forgettable
>>349998 You say he’s a hitman, but have you developed that idea any further? Who’s hiring him, who’s the target, what weapons are they using, and what currency are they working with?
>>349986 >that’s what lets her latch onto every oc's, every backstory, every ship, every military trauma dump and the furry bait angle. So, that's a yes on the "it would make her not be a parasite" then?
Sex with your favorite disassembly drone, but Cyn had them operate like Female preying mantises do and they immediately try to consume you as soon as you cum. Still worth it?
Bad news: she's a DD now. Not mindbroken/preying-mantis, but becoming a nightmarish robo-vampire that burns in the light of God's holy creation is bad enough. Hope you know this is your fault!
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>>350047 They're disassembly drones: always stressed to their breaking point. The REAL question is if you can clang them hard enough to disengage their "survival-mode" mindset for at least the resultant cuddle session(and/or if you have enough blood to survive the stress-eating I suppose)
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>>350045 >implying sunscreen fixes the knowledge that you, personally, are owned by robo-satan on a permanent basis >implying the confirmed damnation of your soul is less important than your ability to stand in some lights
>>350050 You never mentioned anything about eternal damnation and that robo-satan is currently being an annoying brat toward Uzi. Cease your complaining henceforth!
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>>350055 >tfw you have to humor the autistic's god-complex or lose your limb privileges >you're down both arms cause you refused to "hail Uzi" at mass >she's probably gonna replace your cross as soon as she settles on a design
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>>350056 >killing your Disassembler >not using one of the innumerable ways to incapacitate or restrain them instead, from nuggeting to magnets even to their own EMP weaponry
You don't need to lie anon. We all know the REAL reason you want the DD shot...
I haven't drank water in weeks. Moisture (and nanites) from my DD girlfriend's slobbery tongue is all I'll ever need. Anyways, I need to go to the doctor for these yellow bulbs that are growing out of my head and a compulsive desire to consume oil and flesh. See 'ya.
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>>350066 But there's SO MANY options! >cool S >badass skull >Dead Batteries logo >railgun >beanie(N's suggestion) >miniature Uzi(V's suggestion) >the Solver symbol because it's HERS now and SHE OWNS IT AND ITS HERS IT'S HERS IT'S HERS IT'S HERS
All that to say she's got a pretty big list to choose from and, once it's set, she's probably stuck with whatever symbol she chooses for the rest of her godhood. As such she probably wants to take at least a little time on this one. Maybe do some test runs to be sure... >inb4 Emily has to live with an Oogi around her neck for a week
>>350072 Live: when you've got flesh-god powers why NOT make the emblem of your divinity a fully actualized tiny version of yourself?(Uzi will understand soon)
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>>350083 >POV: Khan every day for the last 20 years straight >thank all that's good and holy for the doors >and above all thank robo-god nobody's dumb enough to open them
>>350095 >Anon falls into the backrooms not long after >The thing that can hear him is Akita >"Cute!" he shouts as she rounds the corner and sees him >She blushes with a shy smile, despite the circumstances >Then exsanguinates him and continues her search for the exit, newly rejuvenated by fresh blood
>biblically accurate keeter approaches you, her all seeing eyes locked onto you as she spins round and round >"Anon," she says as if repressing the urge to vomit, "I think I'm going to be sick..." >"Just stop spinning," you tell keeter >she does, then falls to the ground with an 'ow', no longer kept afloat by her momentum
>>350109 >"Be not afraid," Akita informs you >"Be not a goober," you retort >Akita grows two feet taller, her hair grows long, and her attire switches to an evening gown
>>350109 >"You're not an angel." >*BOOM!* >"Or a drone." >*BOOM!* >"And you don't look like you belong in this IP" >*BOOM BOOM!* >Akita is now a shrivelled prune of a creature lying on the floor.