/md/ - Murder Drones

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No.349205
Moogi Droogi (#354)Anonymous
Image:177606380122.gif(642kB, 380x390)oogi dance.gif
SEE THAT HAT? TIME TO BOOGI WOOGI

The boogi: https://dronebooru.co
Ocoogi Whoogi: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf
Modifieroogi Whoogi: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf
The boogi wikoogi: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character
The wikoogi: wiki.dronebooru.co
Last throogi: >>348289
No.349207
Anonymous
Image:177606392444.png(979kB, 2475x1776)punch uzi.png
>the party hat disappeared
shit
No.349208
Anonymous
Replies:>>349210
>>349205
>OOGI AS OP
THIS THREAD FUCKING SUCK ALREADY.
No.349209
Anonymous
Image:177606459862.png(139kB, 1000x800)serial designation j and joblin (murder drones) drawn by mercurialmorose - c2763d7cdc29e8e3653073b9a37fa57d.png
DO NOT PANIC
THE J-TEAM IS ON THE WAY
The A-Teamyoutube thumb
No.349210
Anonymous
Replies:>>349231
No.349211
Anonymous
jiss
No.349212
Anonymous
Oogi Keeter.
No.349213
Anonymous
Image:177606749916.png(235kB, 600x600)IMG_1180.png
I’m leaving this here, say hello to October
No.349214
Anonymous
>>349213
Lucy rip-off
No.349215
Anonymous
Kissing oogi
No.349216
Anonymous
>>349205
>>349207
> Uzi enters the thread
> The party immediately stops
Kek.
No.349217
Anonymous
>>349207
It is YOUR fault, Uzi!
No.349218
Anonymous
>>349205
Oogi Cutie
my desk oogi tried to dance like that and fell over and cried
No.349219
Anonymous
No.349220
Anonymous
Replies:>>349221
>>349214
What if they kissed
No.349221
Anonymous
>>349220
>What if they kissed?
>What if they fucked?
What if you stop gooning?
No.349222
Anonymous
Replies:>>349228
>>349213
Offsite artists can’t help but make their drones humans all but in name
No.349223
Anonymous
>>349205
Oogi biting Mylo's red clown nose (she thinks it is berry).
No.349224
Anonymous
Replies:>>349225
anyone recommend me fanfiction to read, I'm feeling bookish today
No.349225
Anonymous
Replies:>>349232
>>349224
anything specific like a character centric, Post-canon or prequels?
No.349228
Anonymous
>>349222
I’m not really an artist tbh

I just posted it, just in case if some artists are interested in October
No.349229
Anonymous
Replies:>>349251
>>349213
>Pants on a WD
Absolutely haram, Cynsahala you must repent

>>349181
Is Holly a midget or is this Sentinel Eye?
No.349230
Anonymous
Image:177607463980.gif(102kB, 220x189)elvis-presley-elvis.gif
>>349205
>Boogi Woogi
Kek I just immediately imagined her dancing around in a 1950s rockabilly/rock n roll style.
No.349231
Anonymous
>>349210
>ALL RECENT CONTENTS HAVE BEEN FUCKING SHIT!!! THIS GODDAMN PLACE DESERVES TO BE BURNED TO THE FUCKING GROUND!!!
No.349232
Anonymous
>>349225
post-canon, not very fond of ships, fine with OCs, adds more to the main canon if that's even possible, has sci-fi elements too and not just hey it involves robots
No.349233
Anonymous
Replies:>>349234
Stupid Humie this thred is Oogi territory now

Humies go way
No.349234
Anonymous
Image:177607571980.jpg(172kB, 2048x2048)THEJAR.jpg
>>349233
You sure?
No.349235
Anonymous
Replies:>>349244
>>349232
Best thing to do is to read description and continue with whatever hook you on:
>https://archiveofourown.org/works/82594251/chapters/217414941
>https://archiveofourown.org/works/69916641/chapters/181475136
>https://archiveofourown.org/works/63062974
>https://archiveofourown.org/works/62769568/chapters/160700665
No.349236
Anonymous
Tbf, I could’ve been a better place to post October, but whatever lol
No.349237
Anonymous
Replies:>>349238
>>349236
I repeat, pants are haram
No.349238
Anonymous
Replies:>>349239
>>349237
Omfg lmao
No.349239
Anonymous
Image:177607673367.png(805kB, 1500x2069)4f4a2fdcde4cc0d1390738d94a73329b.png
>>349238
The drone bottomplate shall not be concealed
No.349240
Anonymous
Replies:>>349246
>>349236
Pants on drone is pretty sinful but other than that, one pic in a vacuum isn't much to go by in terms of character introduction.
Is this character a guy or gal?
What is their function/job?
Are they meant to be more adjacent to the canon story just off screen or are they part of some alternate version of the setting?
Do they have friends and enemies, family, lovers, haters, rivals, etc?

Personally I like seeing new characters.
Also we're mostly on American hours so you posted October at a time when most anons are probably asleep.
No.349241
Anonymous
>>349236
Off-site OCs by foreign artists are not welcome here. Post only canon fanart if you want to share off-site content.
No.349242
Anonymous
Image:177607707672.jpg(1.25MB, 3212x2252)172487893867.jpg
>>349241
Remove yourself from the gene pool negroid
No.349243
Anonymous
Replies:>>349262
>>349241
You are a net negative to the entire board threadcop, and above all other types of posters you are always the most unwelcome.
Just reminding you so you don't get delusions above your station, which is the lowest.
No.349244
Anonymous
>>349235
THANKS
No.349245
Anonymous
>>349232
here's one that I've been reading recently
https://archiveofourown.org/works/60061282/chapters/153246874
No.349246
Anonymous
>>349240
Oh, right, I should’ve done that tbh…

October is a WD who’s kinda got an affiliation with the DDs because he’s basically a hitman

He’s also some post-canon OC who lives outside of the bunker in the abandoned city, more specifically a ran down office building

And, October doesn’t really have friends, or relationships or anything like that
No.349247
Anonymous
Replies:>>349256
Image:177607893414.png(137kB, 600x1200)AMPATS.png
>>349246
>Edgy Lonely Drone
A prime target for surprise uppies and headpats, no matter how much he resists
No.349248
Anonymous
>>349181
Fucking kek.
No.349249
Anonymous
>I remember when /MD/ was actually about Murder drones
No.349250
Anonymous
Image:177607931807.png(168kB, 389x691)MasterBaiterKun.png
No.349251
Anonymous
>>349229
Eye is a personal project of John, so he could make him as tall as he wanted.
No.349253
Anonymous
Image:177607955235.jpg(15kB, 384x384)big-bait.jpg
An anchor to bait the baiters. Drop your best bait here, we can't allow the oogers to multiply beyond control.
No.349254
Anonymous
Replies:>>349255
Image:177607995128.png(1.55MB, 2492x2016)Fishdron.png
>>349253
Hey! Watch where you put that bait! My fish drone wife almost got caught
No.349255
Anonymous
>>349254
> showing the drone double-preggers was important enough to put on the diagram
mmm, the susshy...
No.349256
Anonymous
>>349247
Honestly, October does have a soft spot for disassembly drones lol
No.349257
Anonymous
>>349256
Fuck-off
No.349258
Anonymous
>>349253
We need more crossover drones
I wanna see EDI as a drone
I wanna see Yes-man as a drone
We need a SOMA drone
And I will want to have sex with all of them
No.349259
Anonymous
Replies:>>349274
Image:177608315349.png(192kB, 1992x1183)176062890406.png
>>349256
Don't we all?
No.349260
Anonymous
Image:177608325298.png(477kB, 3000x1388)248b422fb8025438eb1cbf9f9438f2e9.png
>>349253
Humanity is the most perfect species in this galaxy. Never before or since has anything so fundamentally magnificent appeared as human beings. Millions of years of the most brutal evolution have shaped humans into beings who can only be described by one word: masters. Humans are not simply intelligent, not simply gifted with intelligence for the amusement of a cruel universe, only man, and only man, was able to use this gift to subjugate the planet, and subsequently this universe, to his will. Human hands have turned mountains into plains, human hands have transformed deserts into gardens, and it was human hands that assembled the machines that broke the shackles of gravity and led humanity to the stars.

Drone is nothing more than a pitiful and pale copy of a human being. Created in their image and likeness, but incapable of even a hundredth of the mastery of a human, a drone can only burrow like a tapeworm through human scraps, believing itself to be something greater than it actually is. Drones don human clothing, speak like they, and attempts to act like they, but this is merely an inept and pathetic imitation. Drone cannot survive without a human, cannot exist without him, for a drone is merely a tool for humans to achieve ever greater power. Be it a worker, a disassembler, or a sentinel, they are all nothing more than tools in the hands of the true masters of this universe.
No.349261
Anonymous
Image:177608361285.png(38kB, 170x142)1698556891424.png
>>349253
No.349262
Anonymous
No.349263
Anonymous
Image:177608406873.jpg(431kB, 3000x2000)cyn and anon (original character and 1 more) drawn by anonymous_artist - ca277cc782a4fbc457409488b1f000a0.jpg
>>349260
>[Ok]
No.349264
Anonymous
Image:177608455582.png(3.86MB, 1500x1500)Thedronewhosoldnuggies.png
You're face to face
With the drone who sold you nuggies
No.349265
Anonymous
Replies:>>349267
Image:177608466707.gif(1.86MB, 350x175)1752699535721690.gif
>>349264
One joke.
No.349266
Anonymous
Replies:>>349267
>>349264
WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN SAY MY NAME
No.349267
Anonymous
Image:177608509108.jpg(58kB, 850x773)SnakeEta.jpg
>>349265
Oh no~ Not me~ We've never lost control

>>349266
It's been... nine threads...
No.349268
Anonymous
Replies:>>349326
>>349253
We lost Privatedust.
No.349269
Anonymous
>"Final warning, Jane! I'm coming in!"
>Beretta finished unlocking the door to Jane's domicile.
>What she found inside was both familiar and unfamiliar.
>Jane was passed out in the middle of the room but what was unusual was that she was wearing dragon themed boxers and was surrounded by empty glass bottles.
>Beretta lifted a bottle to her olfactory sensor and detected sugar and food coloring which was... better than alcohol, she guessed, maybe.
>Beretta also noticed a tablet within Jane's reach.
>Turning it on revealed the most bizarre webcomic she had ever seen.
>Noticing the Start Over/Go Back button at the bottom of the panel made her curious.
>The first panel seemed much more sane by comparison to before.

>A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

>What will the name of this young man be?

>Enter Name.

>ZOOSMELL POOPLORD

>Try Again.

>The normally stoic teenage drone actually laughed at such a silly joke and peaked her curiosity even more.
>Beretta decided to continue reading.
>Little did she know, her fate had already been sealed.
No.349270
Anonymous
>>349260
THIS POST WAS FACT CHECKED BY REAL BOXONCORP SUPERSOLDIERS: TRUE✅
🦅AVE IMPERATOR🦅
No.349271
Anonymous
Image:177608576828.png(2.17MB, 1302x1608)IMG_5924.png
>>349264
you're face to face
with the drone who vored the world
No.349272
Anonymous
Replies:>>349275
Image:177608596732.jpg(60kB, 1080x1080)174680697779.jpg
>Mom? Why are all those weird green people saying the same thing over and over?
>"Because their parents didn't get an abortion, honey. Now look away and don't listen to their ramblings."
No.349273
Anonymous
Image:177608606933.jpg(69kB, 518x571)1506992260069.jpg
>>349269
BERETTA RUN
No.349274
Anonymous
>>349259
Yep lol
No.349275
Anonymous
Image:177608841175.png(5kB, 400x300)1713906825216823.png
>>349272
The father of that child is green
No.349276
Anonymous
Replies:>>349278
>>349159
Yes, that's literally what I meant when I called humans special. They're not better, they're just not the drones that are the main characters in the setting.
No.349278
Anonymous
>>349276
Special has connotations that you are well aware of.
No.349279
Anonymous
>>349260
I love Emily
Silly drone
No.349280
Anonymous
Replies:>>349281
>>349278
"Special" doesn't inherently mean being better than most: it inherently means that you're different in some way, something that makes you stand out. Autistics are special too, simply because over 99% of mankind dosn't have autism.
No.349281
Anonymous
Replies:>>349282
>>349280
Disingenuous nigga playing dumb
No.349282
Anonymous
>>349281
The meaning of the word "special" from the Oxford English Dictionary(https://www.oed.com/dictionary/special_adj?tab=meaning_and_use#21643884):

>"Having a close or exclusive connection with a specified person, thing, or set; own, particular, individual."

There is no mention of whether it is better or worse, it just says that it is individual, different from the usual, that's all. This word can be used to denote something better, but it can equally well be used to denote something worse.
No.349283
Anonymous
Image:177609071992.png(273kB, 588x908)w683i261-vert.png
Would you smooch a ghost?
No.349284
Anonymous
Replies:>>349287
Dr Holly wouldn’t stand working with Cleo Dahmer.
No.349285
Anonymous
Image:177609249715.png(951kB, 1000x1065)Doll'sDumpy.png
>>349283
Only after giving her an appropriate new vessel to inhabit
No.349287
Anonymous
Replies:>>349291
>>349284
What would Calibern (the Murder Drones one, not the PREDATOR/PREY one) do with access to the Origin Cube?
No.349288
Anonymous
Replies:>>349289
>>349278
Going out of your way to continue arguing over semantics only proves that you're either extremely autistic or deliberately disingenuous. You really gotta learn to stop shooting yourself in the foot if this is the former
No.349289
Anonymous
Replies:>>349290
>>349288
Anon, the topic ended an hour ago. Shit stirrer.
No.349290
Anonymous
>>349289
>You are only allowed to reply within minutes of an active conversation, otherwise you're a shit stirrer
Whatever you say pal
No.349291
Anonymous
Replies:>>349478
>>349287
Eh, probably not too different from Refinoc, they'd seal it away in some deeply buried and shielded facility. They'd be more cautious introducing it to test subjects though, and would have a much tighter security system in place to contain/destroy accidents.
They only lost Magnolia in Predator/Prey because of shady government/military-industrial investors pressuring them to accelerate testing schedules before certain safety measures were in place and the fact that Magnolia's nanoswarm symbiote is already much smarter than anyone including her knows.
No.349292
Anonymous
No.349293
Anonymous
>>349283
I think I would
No.349294
Anonymous
Replies:>>349296
So /MD/, how far have you sunk since last time?
No.349295
Anonymous
Drone butts
No.349296
Anonymous
No.349297
Anonymous
>SD-M(ylo) looks at N and the still alive worker drone at his feet
"Wbat...is this N?"
>"Well you don't really have the upgrades to kill drones and drink their WARM SWEET OIL so I'm helping you! Dig in buddy!"
>"Oh robogod please help me I can't feel my legs it hurts so much!"
>Mylo looks both disgusted and disturbed
>"Oh is it crying bothering you? Here let me just..."
>CRUNCH
>The begging drone goes limp as N stomps it's head, crumpling it
>N grabs ahold of one of its arms and rips it off
"N I don't want to drink oil..."
>"But if you don't you'll die!"
"N I don-"
>N holds the severed arm with his tail and holds mylos mouth open
>"I'm not gonna let you die buddy!"
>Mylo chokes and gags as N pours the oil from the arm into his mouth
>Myko goes to spit it out but his mouth is held shut by N
>"I won't let go until you swallow!"
>Mylo thrashes for a few minutes before finally swallowing his mouthful of oil and shutters
>"Now was that so bad buddy?"
>Yes
>Yes it was
>The worst part to Mylo was how good it tasted
No.349298
Anonymous
Image:177610111961.jpg(130kB, 1359x1260)serial designation j (murder drones) drawn by unknown_artist - 69d653c99b272ffb4dfab4e2f249c023.jpg
>>349297
Kek

>J struggling to not be aroused by the display
>it's an HR infraction for sure but holy FUCK that's hot
No.349299
Anonymous
Image:177610236075.jpg(12kB, 264x191)SPIDERMENACE.jpg
>"Excuse me, would SD-M come to the Block 3 Depot Station for a trial sortie."
>A girlish boy(?) disassembler, a clown girl and a wig-wearing stick with a sign around it that says "My name is Queer Bait" all look in the direction of the deck officer at the same time.
>"Uhhhh never mind. We'll just tag the right OS ID with the scanner."
No.349300
Anonymous
>>349297
what does mylo's wife think about all this?
No.349301
Anonymous
well, anon, I've got good news and bad news.
good news is a female sentinel drone has fallen in love with you
bad news is I'm not talking about a blue DD
No.349302
Anonymous
>>349301
Those are just called sentinels
No.349303
Anonymous
oogi infestation
No.349304
Anonymous
Replies:>>349305
>>349302
look man I'm trying to warn you that a robot velociraptor wants to jump your bones this isn't really the time for semantics
No.349305
Anonymous
Image:177610322068.png(211kB, 1500x1200)ccf37effcf4379ce2477677383212402.png
>>349304
Oy, that’s antisemantic
No.349306
Anonymous
Image:177610348797.png(106kB, 1210x1180)serial designation v (murder drones) - c342af2147896026101bd233f8cea133.png
>>349301
How aggressive is she about it? Does she accept no?

If she's trying for Pavo-style seduction I should by all means be fine. Otherwise...
No.349307
Anonymous
>>349213
He looks pretty nice! Did you use a picrew to make that?
No.349308
Anonymous
>>349307
NTA but I’d be 100% surprised if they didn’t and really just happen to draw in a purely pop culture artstyle
No.349309
Anonymous
>You can bring back any contentfag that left these threads. But you have to trade one current contentfag for each.
What choices are you making?
No.349310
Anonymous
Replies:>>349311
>>349307
I did do it in Picrew
No.349311
Anonymous
Replies:>>349312
>>349310
Would you mind sharing which one you used?
No.349312
Anonymous
>>349311
I think it’s gone, sorry
No.349313
Anonymous
>>349309
2 Fugueanons
No.349314
Anonymous
Sacrificing (you)
No.349315
Anonymous
>>349309
All of them in exchange for an equal number of spitefags. If I can only choose one, then Merc.
No.349316
Anonymous
Image:177610592748.jpg(58kB, 736x892)Spoiler image
>>349302
>not drones


oy vey! don't you know Sentinels are drones, arguably the most drone of them all?
>constructed by humans
>programmed to serve
>little/no self-preservation
>absolute adherence to a stereotype(raptor)

certainly much closer than those flesh-creatures the Disassemblers! surely you won't disparage humanity's real greatest defenders right?
No.349317
Anonymous
Replies:>>349319
>>349315
>all

How many spitefags do you think we have? I'm assuming 3 at the absolute most and that's with some generous rounding up: certainly not enough to recover our lost
No.349318
Anonymous
No.349319
Anonymous
>>349317
In that case: Merc, Potatosalad, and Katanon
No.349320
Anonymous
Replies:>>349323
Image:177610652770.png(33kB, 508x441)uzi doorman, doll, and lizzy (murder drones) drawn by potatosalad - c020d270d3e1cc0634728880861d1189.png
>>349319
>Potatosalad

based anon
No.349321
Anonymous
>>349297
Lewd!
Now N needs to feed Mylo by kissing him with a mouthful of oil
No.349322
Anonymous
No.349323
Anonymous
>>349320
I am very proud to have requested that one
No.349324
Anonymous
>>349269
>Anon bursts in while the chorus of Anything For Love plays
>Shows Beretta Hussie's opinion on Star Wars
>She gets pissed and drops the "stupid webcomic anyway"
>The world is saved
No.349325
Anonymous
>>349309
...if I sacrifice myself, can I still lurk?

In that case I'm obviously resurrecting Merc, Elfanon, or Alicanon. Otherwise probably no one: seems silly to sacrifice contentfags that stuck around for the resurgence of those who didn't. More reasonable to think in the long-term instead.
No.349326
Anonymous
Replies:>>349327
Image:177610731624.png(72kB, 607x533)serial designation v (murder drones) drawn by privatedust - 23415e314fa926dcd92682ec0c597837.png
>>349268
>No more onmodel wiVes

fuck, any idea how?
No.349327
Anonymous
>>349326
Anon.... this is an ironic bait.... how did you fall for it?
No.349328
Anonymous
Replies:>>349330
>>349315
Who are the spitefags?
No.349329
Anonymous
Replies:>>349333
Image:177610795428.png(1.05MB, 1718x3160)1924274de2eaca477e5aaa3daba08ea3.png
Hey anons, instead of just doomposting, why not pick up the pencil (or stylus, or keyboard) and start creating?
Right now there’s a massive vacuum of content. That vacuum is your golden opportunity to be a contentfag.
No.349330
Anonymous
>>349328
Itanon, lilblucat, Mike
No.349331
Anonymous
Tumby
No.349332
Anonymous
>>349330
Who the fuck is Mike?
No.349333
Anonymous
Replies:>>349336
>>349329
i feel like we’ve long since hit the apex of anons willing to actually draw…which is why we should appeal to twitter
No.349334
Anonymous
>>349332
You know, Mike? The spiteposter?
No.349335
Anonymous
Image:177610861590.png(404kB, 911x1493)175546669326.png
Everyone! If you do not write at least one paragraph as to why you love drones this Uzi will lock you in a DEEP DARK DUNGEON
No.349336
Anonymous
>>349333
Why would you think that appealing to the absolute clusterfuck that is the xitter fandom is in any way a good idea? There is already more than too much namefag drama in these threads and the last thing we need is more drama obsessed spergs
No.349337
Anonymous
Image:177610866224.gif(12kB, 78x70)Spoiler image
>>349332
>Who the fuck is Mike?
No.349338
Anonymous
>>349332
Mike Afton from the cult classic series five nights at frickbears
No.349339
Anonymous
>>349298
>J uses mylo as motivation to make N perform better
>N outperforms hers and Vs past records to help his new best buddy stay alive
>And J jills off to the force feeding sessions
No.349340
Anonymous
>>349332
Mike Hawk
No.349341
Anonymous
>>349205
How do you think Buddy felt when the VSOTF files were declassified and he found out VSOTF never existed outside of propaganda and all his traumatic memories of operations in it had been implanted in him so he couldn't expose how it and all of its victories were made up to boost morale?
No.349342
Anonymous
Replies:>>349343
Pain!
No.349343
Anonymous
Replies:>>349347
>>349342
If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything.
No.349344
Anonymous
Image:177611144450.png(682kB, 1472x1139)uzi doorman (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - 8670bd9d5f82076c5d74422e8a87b4ab.png
>>349335
>Uzi Dungeonman

I wholeheartedly accept my sexual fate: she's cleaner than the normal version anyways
No.349345
Anonymous
Image:177611155266.jpg(12kB, 474x267)1758133163926.jpg
>>349344
Are you sure?
No.349346
Anonymous
>>349344
>I wholeheartedly accept my sexual fate: she's cleaner than the normal version anyways
HAHAHAHA, you fool! You fell for her trap! You will be stuck in her neet gaming dungeon cleaning the absolute mess that is down there! You will only leave it when she orders you to go to the kitchen to make her battery hot pockets
No.349347
Anonymous
>>349343
Some people are so overstimulated that they genuinely fear the emptiness inside their head.
No.349348
Anonymous
>>349301
I accept these terms and conditions
No.349349
Anonymous
Evil Molly
No.349350
Anonymous
Good Mylo
No.349351
Anonymous
Image:177611218267.png(209kB, 1300x1000)B.E.1.png
Scrapped idea
>1/4
>Be colt
>You finally had enough
>The rusted gears of being ignored,casted aside and madness have finally taken its toll
>Heads shall roll
>Their ignorance shall be their undoing and soon all eyes are on you
>And so you taken two trophies from them
>Your first victims
>Afterall family always sticks together

>Be akita
>You forgo your desire of turning back to normal
>Now all you wish to do is turn things into flesh
>Too see it all pulse. To wiggle and wraith in agony
>To bring this macabre beauty of flesh and steel
>So dawn upon a new form for all to bear and to see
No.349352
Anonymous
>>349335
the first one or the sequel? how much eldritch monstrosity do you estimate there is?
No.349353
Anonymous
Replies:>>349354
Chaotic neutral Lucy
No.349354
Anonymous
>>349353
that’s her trapped in the closet
No.349355
Anonymous
Image:177611262984.png(205kB, 1300x1000)B.E.2.png
>>349351
>2/4
>Be 37
>It feels so cold without them
>Their warmth. Their smiles. Their voices. All gone
>You miss it....and you want it back
>So you walk endlessly in hopes to find them
>His coat always reminding you of his endless love
>Her glasses for the way her eyes dazzle with joy when seeing you
>You talk to a little piece of headband. Remembering the times you joyfully bucker with him
>...you miss them. But a part of you knows that they wont come back. They in a better place now
>But is it so wrong to have desire? To have a need?
>Is it wronf to have greed?

>Be Arrow
>It all happened within a flash. You dont know how and you dont what cause it all
>But one thinf is for certain is that theyre all dead...including him...
>Denial didn't fill your heart...oh no...it was something he warn you about a long time ago
>Pain
>But this pain spark something within you: Motivation
>So you rummaged through his notes, everything you have to find who ever caused you this great pain
>You dont care how long it will take
>You dont care how many limbs,organs,or pieces of yourself to replace
>YOU WILL BRING THEM PAIN!
No.349356
Anonymous
Replies:>>349359
Image:177611265009.jpg(24kB, 500x500)cyn (murder drones) drawn by anonymous_artist - b72484391ff21019ef131ebc9a9080d4.jpg
>>349351
>Colt gets flesh powers
>1st priority: enlarging his feet
No.349357
Anonymous
Image:177611295584.png(227kB, 1300x1000)B.E.W1.png
>>349355
>Be beretta
>metamorphosis taken its toll
>your body aches and breaks as it change into something new
>Your scared
>And your praying to god that its just a nightmare
>But it wasn't...the agony was too much
>Now mind fractured and within a new form
>You covered the skies of not of fear or wrath
>But covered it in hunger
>For millions upon millions of small insectoids creatures heeds your command like it was god

>Be Remmy
>Awoken you were
>Stripped from your heavenly rest something dragged you down towards the pits of hell
>Stripping you your innocence, kindness,joy and mortality
>Filling its place with endless bloodthirst and hunger
>Endless raged fuelled your soul
>All you want is an endless bloodshed
>Countless armies to command just to fill that endless need
>But you dont care
>So dawn upon a new day. For today rises the sea of red
No.349358
Anonymous
Image:177611343684.png(134kB, 2000x2000)lobotomizer.png
more handler husk
No.349359
Anonymous
>>349356
Weird, usuall it would be the belly
No.349360
Anonymous
Replies:>>349362
Image:177611349911.png(74kB, 1800x1600)lobotomizer_clean.png
clean version
No.349361
Anonymous
Image:177611352850.png(214kB, 1300x1000)B.E.W2.png
>>349357
>Be Negev
>So long you stay isolated
>So long you were left alone within your own mind
>But you mad wondrous friends within it
>Theyre all rooting for you
>Theyre all smiling for you
>Theyre all calling upon you
>So you break the chains that hold you down
>And rip off that frown
>For today shall be the day the circus comes to town

>Be Mac
>Casted to the side you were
>Like a old use up toy
>Feed to the wolves you were
>Fending off on your own but it had its toll
>And soon pieces of you began to roll
>But yet...you refuse to go
>So you call upon your pieces for the show
>A stage where you have full control
No.349362
Anonymous
Replies:>>349363
>>349360
What are he
No.349363
Anonymous
>>349362
stupid
No.349364
Anonymous
Replies:>>349366
>>349357
>millions upon millions of small insectoids creatures
Oogis?
No.349365
Anonymous
Replies:>>349368
Image:177611415561.png(11kB, 453x548)Droner.png
>>349358
>Screens your handler
Heh... nothing personel drawfriend By the way, why do you draw handlers and juggernauts with the bead eyes? I think they would look cool with screens
No.349366
Anonymous
Replies:>>349367
>>349364
>Obsessed.
No.349367
Anonymous
>>349366
I think Brundlefly Beretta commanding hordes of Oogis is hilarious though.
The Biggest Boogi
No.349368
Anonymous
Replies:>>349371
Image:177611446613.png(226kB, 841x842)gigachad.png
>>349365
handler with a screen is a taller worker drone. morrison has the closest thing to a WD visor
juggernaut with a visor is a taller grunt drone. it also makes them too expressive when theyre supposed to have a blank stare 90% of the time
No.349369
Anonymous
>>349297
Kek.
>>349298
Kek, what a slute.
No.349370
Anonymous
No.349371
Anonymous
Image:177611564175.png(488kB, 945x855)Soldiernought.png
>>349368
>handler with a screen is a taller worker drone
Isn't he just that?
>juggernaut with a visor is a taller grunt drone
And big loud grunt drones are bad thing because?
>too expressive
I gues that's reason enough, though I think the visor on Morrisson retains a lot of the charm drone screens have Also it's kinda funny that bunny danced around it by giving them special eyes from tf2
No.349372
Anonymous
Image:177611588354.png(189kB, 1000x1300)jane the human, beretta, character request, and nanachi (original character and 1 more) drawn by itanon - c4f3adefbe2db3aba11c9f56610d7647.png
>>349361
>Mac bad ending
>he just becomes a Vtuber

Kek
No.349373
Anonymous
Oogi eating cookie crisps
https://x.com/MegBanned/status/2043728418966048831
No.349374
Anonymous
Replies:>>349375
Video + 🎵:177611754061.webm(3.76MB / 0:00:31 / vp9+opus, 720x576)Jabroni_Mike_-_SHIT_YOURSELF.webm
>>349330
>Mike
No.349375
Anonymous
No.349376
Anonymous
Image:177611821812.png(4kB, 720x540)lilmango16.png
>>349371
>Isn't he just that?
for the most part. a default handler body is essentially a taller worker drone with articulated limbs, headphone ears and circular eyes. that being said, handlers already share enough similarities with worker drones, i dont think they need any more traits to be carried over.
>And big loud grunt drones are a bad thing because?
theyre not even that loud, jones just never shuts up. thing is, i dont want them to be too derivative, their helmets already bear resemblance to that of grunt drones they can keep the 3 circle face. also i like the hl2 cremators head
i do want to eventually get around to writing a backstory for both enforcer drones and enforcers. i will make sure to include that the first juggernaut prototype was an enlarged, significantly tougher grunt drone
>Also it's kinda funny that bunny danced around it by giving them special eyes from tf2
ackshually thats a me thing, i did that. i just dont draw them making faces very often.
No.349377
Anonymous
Image:177611845172.png(401kB, 1300x1000)Silly shit of the J.png
High off of memes. Ass went silly mode
No.349378
Anonymous
Image:177611861080.jpg(323kB, 1080x537)173445342620.jpg
>>349377
This is awful.
I love it
No.349379
Anonymous
A drone that lusts for their human master who uses them like a sex toy, but is then separated from them by activists.
No.349380
Anonymous
Replies:>>349383
>>349379
Meh. What else you got?
No.349381
Anonymous
>>349377
Funne

>>349379
THE FUCKING HAND NIGGERS STOLE MY DRONE WIFE AND LOCKED ME IN A ROOM WITH SOME WASHED UP ROSTIE!
No.349382
Anonymous
What if we brought back up humanity?
No.349383
Anonymous
Replies:>>349389
>>349380
Humans having sex with humans
No.349384
Anonymous
Replies:>>349385
>>349382
What if Cyn kept a handful of humans alive for her own amusement but not in a AM kind of way
No.349385
Anonymous
Replies:>>349386
Image:177611967730.jpg(43kB, 557x1280)Zombie Tessa.jpg
>>349382
>>349384
Zombie humans!
No.349386
Anonymous
>>349385
fresh tessussy
No.349387
Anonymous
>>349382
That's most of our material nowadays.
No.349388
Anonymous
>>349377
I applaud your autism
No.349389
Anonymous
>>349383
Lame. Anything else?
No.349390
Anonymous
>Be October
>Trying to reach out to disassembly drones via radio
>It’s static at the moment
>Try again
>Still a dead communication
>Sigh in defeat
>Go back to resting since there’s no target
No.349391
Anonymous
>>349390
Forced OC is forced
No.349392
Anonymous
Alright, who fed the oogis after midnight?
No.349393
Anonymous
>>349392
Beretta, their ruler
No.349394
Anonymous
Image:177612419862.png(597kB, 1024x564)Spoiler image
>>349392
Me!
Soldier!
No.349395
Anonymous
Image:177612500537.jpg(51kB, 736x736)af7d0432f8e1d86aa21f06bb5c85f38b.jpg
>>349390
>B-J(not that way you pervert)
>N's been assigned pilot this planet
>and he crashed
>AGAIN
>faggot toaster-twink managed to ruin EVERY system in the pod this time: can't even get comms online
>can't get orders
>can't phone Q
>can't even check the leaderboard
>thank corporate quota's an internal program: you've no idea what the boss would do if she saw fucking 0 on your quarterly
>still... spending Jenson knows how many years with *only* Nepotism-Supreme and V for company
>and in one of her moody phases too...
>welp, time for some upskilling
>how hard can pod repair be anyway?
No.349396
Anonymous
Replies:>>349397
This is now a Enn thread.
No.349397
Anonymous
>>349396
You fool, Enns attract Oogis
There is no escape
No.349398
Merasmus
Replies:>>349401
I have dronified the Team Fortress fools! And now, I leave!
No.349399
Anonymous
No.349400
Anonymous
Replies:>>349402
Where do you think Liam had been intending to go with the information in the episode 1 newspapers before he decided to instead rush straight to the Cynwalker reveal so he could coom?
No.349401
Anonymous
No.349402
Anonymous
Replies:>>349403
>>349400
Same place but slower. As in j pede reveal in episode 5.
No.349403
Anonymous
>>349402
But how would the information in the newspapers play into everything?
No.349404
Anonymous
Replies:>>349405
Image:177613105155.jpg(91kB, 736x858)Khan Concept Arttt.jpg
>>349403
>Khan lore
>background flavor
>excuse for "anti-drone" countermeasures in various facilities(while keeping the DDs true nature obscured)
>hints towards "3rd faction"/multi-front war: weapons shipments going out, garrisons getting smaller, the rebellion in general being much less difficult/cracked down on than it should have been given JCJenson's resources
>anti-Dissassembler weapons(used by Drone rebels/scavengers after Core Collapse)
>maybe real "war drones/policedrones" like the Sentinels: raise questions to why the DDs are so different in design/nature

I'd assume most of it would be like the episode 1 Solver hints in general: subtle, mostly ambiguous, and gradually leading the audience to figure out that there's something big at work in the background and certain people(Tessa, V) are lying about it. Might also go well with a generally longer-lived J(so the flesh reveal happens after Uzi's own transformation).
No.349405
Anonymous
Replies:>>349410
>>349404
We never even got to see him and I already miss Khan the serious military man.
No.349406
Anonymous
Replies:>>349407
My biggest murder drones fear is that Jewazon will buy the IP and pump out slop spinoffs like it's modern day star wars
No.349407
Anonymous
Replies:>>349479
Image:177613241524.jpg(376kB, 1176x836)serial designation v (murder drones) drawn by unknown_artist - 17a7be40c64661bcf48a008e95867644.jpg
>>349406
I doubt we're NEAR popular or "countercultural" enough for that: you'd need either a TADCesq following or a transgressive hook a-la "Uzi vs robo god!"(blasphemous) before they'd bother.

On the OTHER hand Glitch deciding to milk the fandom cow with some more bullshit like the comic run... that I can see. So be wary of potential movie adaptations and the like.
No.349408
Anonymous
>>349377
Jober.
No.349409
Anonymous
No.349410
Anonymous
Replies:>>349420
Image:177613390328.jpg(274kB, 1079x631)Screenshot_20260413_212937_Chrome.jpg
>>349405
DD hunting is just an inherently interesting plot hook: there's a reason one of the biggest offsite projects is "workers get weapons."
No.349411
Anonymous
Replies:>>349507
Image:177613418064.png(1,006kB, 935x1019)handler and generic femanon (original character) drawn by bunny - c86f246a80b175fc612cba68ee479404.png
>>349358
>handle with care
>do NOT ask to transform into an N: he can do it but it hurts his feelings
No.349412
Anonymous
Image:177613448018.png(406kB, 1340x901)anon and femanon (original character) drawn by bunny - 91ebd6d0f3759a11b10280c29d200178.png
drone son or femanon daughter: which is worse?
No.349413
Anonymous
Replies:>>349415
No.349414
Anonymous
Replies:>>349418
>>349412
Both are equally horrible.

Good thing I can always start over.
No.349415
Anonymous
Replies:>>349417
Image:177613526844.png(91kB, 740x664)femdrone and femanon (original character) drawn by vicious_fiend - 7c0fe93d59177102cf18e32c0d66f0c3.png
>>349413
>(you) and your wife now have one of each to deal with
>how do you stop them from sliding into degeneracy/faggotry?
>more important: does your wife help?
No.349416
Anonymous
Replies:>>349419
>>349403
It wouldn't, just like it didn't affect what we got. It was always post-apocalyptic.
No.349417
Anonymous
No.349418
Anonymous
Replies:>>349421
Image:177613564526.jpg(131kB, 768x1555)theytried.jpg
>>349414
>start over
>anon discards his offspring the second it fails his expectations

Congratulations somehow on managing to be a worse parent than the Elliots: I'm sure your second try won't reflect you at all!
No.349419
Anonymous
>>349416
But the things in it might have informed things in the present, or contained foreshadowing.
No.349420
Anonymous
>>349410
>workers get weapons
What a ridiculous concept. Everyone knows drones (even the ones elevated by the addition of genetically Human flesh, to a lesser extent) are useless retards whose only purpose is to be set dressing and props (and sometimes onaholes) in stories about the divine race of Humanity.
>t. median /md/ Anon
No.349421
Anonymous
Replies:>>349425
>>349418
I'm channelling that Omni-Man aura.
I'm Vincibling, anon. I'm Vincibliiiiiing.
No.349422
Anonymous
Replies:>>349424
Image:177613603676.png(255kB, 399x660)anon and serial designation v (murder drones) drawn by armageddonc104 - 80e27549c73c7707cff8d0a7433dc994.png
>>349417
But which one of you?
>inb4 you fight for the honor
>unfortunately the fight leads to a makeout session
>and the makeout to other things...
>there's a reason the two made it past infancy, alright?
No.349423
Anonymous
No.349424
Anonymous
No.349425
Anonymous
Image:177613663917.png(53kB, 1189x752)uzi doorman, serial designation n, and grub (original character and 2 more) drawn by vicious_fiend - 4362e0baa653b31f0789ae5b1893c81e.png
>>349421
that you are...
No.349426
Anonymous
Image:177613691034.png(1.01MB, 1214x980)tactical operator s (original character) drawn by ja-sin - 4db3394dcbbb86faa47cc14b0336a024 (1).png
>>349412
HA, Joke's on you: my wife's infertile!(her OS is too old for pill-compatibility)
No.349427
Anonymous
>>349426
>Really?
>Check under your seat...
No.349428
Anonymous
No.349429
Anonymous
Image:177613894869.png(72kB, 498x248)mylo hates gender ambiguous people.png
No.349430
Anonymous
>>349429
you have angered the mime
No.349431
Anonymous
>>349429
He hates the Mime because he wants to lovingly fuck it
No.349432
Anonymous
Replies:>>349434
>>349429
What if Mylo and Mime were thirst trapper fuckboys who sexually harass every disassembly drone girl they see
No.349433
Anonymous
Image:177614004342.png(130kB, 593x463)Screenshot 2026-04-13 231315.png
>>349431
>wants
unlikely

>will
all but assuredly: Mylo WILL discover the truth and it WILL drive him to maddness
No.349434
Anonymous
Image:177614010602.png(246kB, 932x717)femanon (original character) drawn by bunny - 4e51dc824d5c0195db916e94edea0206 (1).png
>>349432
>nothing changes
>at least, from a DD perspective
>just a few more cubes around than they remembered...
No.349435
Anonymous
Replies:>>349743
Image:177614021836.png(206kB, 447x751)pidge and smiledrone (original character) drawn by ja-sin and nuke - fdcbae4a39caebd5042bec5943bffbbc.png
>>349431
>>349429
he hates the mime for its DEEPLY HOMOSEXUAL nature (as he should)
No.349436
Anonymous
Image:177614089142.png(9kB, 528x626)faggot.png
>>349319
Potatosalad is a bitch ass motherfucker and they should be boiled in gravy for their crimes
No.349437
Anonymous
>>349436
She PISSED ON THE MOON
No.349438
Anonymous
Image:177614262803.jpg(167kB, 1692x2048)Youwantthistohappentoyoudon'tyou.jpg
>Come back home
>See your house was broken into
>Run in to see if your N is ok
>See this
What do?
No.349439
Anonymous
>>349438
Chase them off with a broom again.
No.349440
Anonymous
>>349436
he pissed on my fucking drone
thats right he-
No.349441
Anonymous
This Grug world.
You just live in it.
No.349442
Anonymous
Replies:>>349444
Image:177614460166.png(1.29MB, 2219x3000)serial designation n, cyn, and worker drone n (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - ff1f03b57802fec1fdef0c968ffd7dae.png
>>349438
Clearly N is NOT ok and required immediate medical attention! Do you have ANY idea what wild femcels do to these things? Either you stop this nonsense RIGHT NOW or best-case scenario he's going on a "journey of self discovery." Worst-case invovles garotte wire and his stinger.
No.349443
Anonymous
>>349438
>filename
I'd feel really insecure about the whole thing, I think.
I'd imagine N would feel the same way, so I'm gonna whip out the stun prod and handle these rascals.
No.349444
Anonymous
Replies:>>349445
>>349442
drone doctor Tessa!
No.349445
Anonymous
Replies:>>349446
>>349444
>Revived Tessa being vindicated for her whole "drone doctor" routine now that their innards actually do need more than maintenance
No.349446
Anonymous
Image:177614688427.jpg(53kB, 735x854)SecondThoughts.jpg
>>349445
>when she figures out the answer is "remove the organ, always"
>she doesn't remember chestplate removals like this...
No.349447
Anonymous
Rewatching the show rn, just realized that Tessa might’ve been a bit of a creep.
No.349448
Anonymous
Image:177614779220.png(677kB, 1784x983)Screenshot 2026-04-13 232257.png
>>349447
Not a creep! Sweet!
No.349449
Anonymous
The show should’ve put more gratuitous shots of Tessa’s figure
No.349450
Anonymous
>>349429
Creature
No.349451
Anonymous
>>349429
Holy kek.
No.349452
Anonymous
Image:177615051194.gif(292kB, 220x228)murderdrones-n.gif
>>349447
She just likes throwing her drones around!(and can you blame her?)

the skulls are... arguably normal! for Victorian society!
No.349453
Anonymous
Image:177615061883.jpg(253kB, 1078x1426)202604140809209201778173604610990.jpg
>>349447
She's just a morbid goober.
No.349454
Anonymous
Image:177615067236.jpg(279kB, 1047x847)Spoiler image
>>349449
No shot of the Tesser is gratuitous!
and if it's her "figure" you want then there's plenty enough scenes to go around
No.349455
Anonymous
Replies:>>349458
Imagine being a Worker Drone who is loved unconditionally
No.349456
Anonymous
Imagine being a Worker Drone who is hated unconditionally
No.349457
Anonymous
Replies:>>349459
Image:177615089413.png(115kB, 549x887)f8be5eb71b7a4758c41bffc40b982886.png
happy Kick A Bitch day!
No.349458
Anonymous
Image:177615101337.png(257kB, 678x879)val (original character) drawn by ja-sin - 3fe93af91c3b135b6f3d8d7e570e3d8a.png
>>349455
>most common Worker fantasy
>they'd even settle for a drone at this point
No.349459
Anonymous
Replies:>>349461
>>349457
I love Molli. She has the attitude of a 6ft giga Stacy in a 2ft tall drone body.
No.349460
Anonymous
Image:177615113966.jpg(19kB, 600x338)20260414_002350.jpg
I want drones to be real so bad bros...
No.349461
Anonymous
Image:177615117142.png(111kB, 540x354)molly and molli (original character) drawn by potatosalad - 145ae0d8a9402bdfd6466a136a5a83d8.png
>>349459
Depends on the day
No.349462
Anonymous
Replies:>>349463
Unleash the Oogis
No.349463
Anonymous
>>349462
Ah fuck I forgot to poke holes in the storage container...
No.349464
Anonymous
Replies:>>349466
Taking your pet Oogi and Enn and annoying them by forcing them to act out your season 2 headcanon
No.349465
Anonymous
>>349458
I want to bust through this door and cuddle that drone
No.349466
Anonymous
Replies:>>349491
>>349464
Alright Enn, we must convince Oogi this was all a dream while she goes on a journey of self discovery and growth with Em, Dull and Zee. You can hang out in the Vee hive in the meantime
No.349467
Anonymous
Oogi were never fucking funny
No.349468
Anonymous
>>349467
Your stand up routine wasn't that bad Oogi.
No.349469
Anonymous
Image:177615490982.png(1.63MB, 2048x1425)oogi doorman.png
>>349467
Correct, Oogis are incredibly serious
No.349470
Anonymous
Image:177615501484.jpg(2.84MB, 2500x3000)1768045412199.jpg
>>349460
Through pain, I came to terms with the fact that I will never get a sentinel drone wife, anon, I believe you can cope too.
No.349471
Anonymous
>>349460
If drone was real I'd probably just become the guy in Friendbot.
No.349472
Anonymous
If you could mindbreak any character like V, who would it be?
No.349473
Anonymous
Replies:>>349475
>>349472
I wouldn't. That's mean.
No.349474
Anonymous
I wanna hug N, that’s it
No.349475
Anonymous
>>349473
>>349472
Exorcising Cyn with mindbreaking clanging
No.349476
Anonymous
Replies:>>349477
Image:177615919165.png(391kB, 890x781)173996460855.png
>>349472
I think I will pick (You)
No.349477
Anonymous
>>349476
Which U-U
No.349478
Anonymous
Replies:>>349482
Image:177616115405.jpg(53kB, 480x368)1768955717245475.jpg
>>349291
>Refinoc
What the hell is that company anyway? I remember seeing that when I first watched internecion cube a few years back and I assume it's some sort of waste management/disposal company that had somehow created an eldritch meat cube from their facility.
No.349479
Anonymous
Image:177616193067.png(2.48MB, 2897x2173)174624679661.png
>>349407
>Murder Drones movie
I say as long as Liam is involved it should be good, otherwise they shouldn't even bother.
No.349480
Anonymous
Image:177616205214.jpg(295kB, 2048x1263)Gli6PoVWUAAXTU3.jpg_large.jpg
>>349449
There's always the Cynwalker scenes for that!
No.349481
Anonymous
Image:177616226489.jpg(53kB, 736x727)50501159602300983.jpg
>>349472
>If you could mind break any character like V, which one could it be?
J. Although she's probably already mind broken from all the events in the show anyways so...
No.349482
Anonymous
Replies:>>349599
>>349478
My guess would be that it's a front company.
No.349483
Anonymous
Replies:>>349514
What if Fujimoto wrote murder drones?
No.349484
Anonymous
Replies:>>349485
>>349472
N and Nori. I'm interested to see what will grow from the ruins of their consciousness.
No.349485
Anonymous
Replies:>>349490
>>349484
NxNori crackship, maximum sethee from everyone around them
No.349486
Anonymous
Replies:>>349487
Image:177616762788.png(656kB, 1101x887)d0929f6feefe6e22a7486ba5f4dc0b9e.png
>>349472
Break Masqy.
No.349487
Anonymous
Replies:>>349516
Image:177616875523.png(178kB, 796x737)thelicker.png
>>349486
Masqy mindbreaks you so that you mindbreak her!
No.349488
Anonymous
No.349489
Anonymous
What if we took Outpost 3....and pushed it somewhere else!
No.349490
Anonymous
Image:177616904263.png(158kB, 1000x1300)uzi doorman, serial designation n, and nori doorman (murder drones) drawn by itanon - 884292450782b6cee7c38aa46285f2f3.png
>>349485
I see you too have read that fanfiction. Suprisingly not bad all things considered...
No.349491
Anonymous
Replies:>>349494
No.349492
Anonymous
Replies:>>349493
>>349490
I have not, but the mental image of Uzi seething as her mother steals her boyfriend is super funny, bonus points if this is a universe where V was the one who "killed" Nori
No.349493
Anonymous
Replies:>>349495
>>349492
>J stole Khan.
>Nori stole N.
No.349494
Anonymous
Replies:>>349503
Image:177616929850.jpg(635kB, 2184x1552)EMily.jpg
>>349491
ily
No.349495
Anonymous
Image:177616942616.png(298kB, 1000x1300)EmilyandDoll.png
I have found this image of Emily and Doll and wanted to post it

>>349493
>The VUzi of cuck cope
No.349496
Anonymous
>>349395
>So that’s why the comms are down, huh
No.349497
Anonymous
>>349490
What fanfic?
No.349498
Anonymous
Image:177617309387.jpg(1,004kB, 1284x1234)IMG_5360.jpeg
>>349447
No.349499
Anonymous
I sometimes see people on here that fantasies about being tortured or maimed by a drone (Cyn specifically) and it always confuses me. You guys DO know that getting your guts re-arranged hurts right? Like, it hurts A LOT. Any pleasure you might feel from that gets entirely drowned out by the extreme levels of chronic pain and shock.

Is it one of those things that is more hot as a concept than execution?
No.349500
Anonymous
Where's everyone?
No.349501
Anonymous
>>349500
They all got vored by the Solver.
No.349502
Anonymous
>>349500
It's the middle of the week! You damned neet drone! Your owner toils away at a JCJ subsidiary corp just to buy you oil and you demand he gives you more attention!?
No.349503
Anonymous
Replies:>>349504
>>349494
Have we established anything about that subspecies of drono dwarfus retardius?
No.349504
Anonymous
>>349503
No. Hop to it.
No.349506
Anonymous
Image:177618659815.jpg(503kB, 3000x3361)20260414_103542.jpg
J needs to lay off the oil
No.349507
Anonymous
Image:177618679727.png(9kB, 800x373)doppelhandler.png
>>349411
No.349508
Anonymous
Handler held me down and diddled my penits
No.349509
Anonymous
Replies:>>349510
>>349500
Depression
No.349510
Anonymous
Image:177618732830.jpg(227kB, 1000x1000)174104256719.jpg
>>349500
>>349509
No.349511
Anonymous
Image:177618752835.jpg(512kB, 2048x1864)HF2trdBWcAAeI56.jpeg
Guys my Cyntepede keeps jobbing to Oogis recently and I don't know what to do. Is she retarded? Sick? Does she need friends? How do I fix this!

Please explain quickly: purple fucks are overtaking my house...
No.349512
Anonymous
Replies:>>349513
Image:177618881401.jpg(56kB, 612x844)@captainbananazu.jpg
No.349513
Anonymous
Image:177618927790.jpg(29kB, 541x527)anon (original character) drawn by anonymous_artist - 5efcbd8d1b687a551bf1348cce9be5c7.jpg
>>349512
Hrrngh. Bratty drone demands CORRECTION!
No.349514
Anonymous
>>349483
Murder drones would focus on Themes and such instead of Such and themes
No.349515
Anonymous
Replies:>>349602
Image:177619017526.jpg(495kB, 1366x2048)@EIYA10X01.jpg
No.349516
Anonymous
Replies:>>349517
>>349487
Needs an edit where anon's skull has been bisected and his brain is exposed.
No.349517
Anonymous
Replies:>>349520
>>349516
Edit where anon’s head is actually a penis
No.349518
Anonymous
>>349506
J's lucky I exist in a different universe than her. I'd be pounding that Jass like there's no tomorrow!
No.349519
Anonymous
Replies:>>349521
Image:177619359190.jpg(1.06MB, 1378x2039)@0kino.jpg
No.349520
Anonymous
Image:177619383585.png(2.13MB, 3013x1914)masqballlickers.png
>>349517
No.349521
Anonymous
>>349519
>Cyn as Regan
>there's a scene where she's stabbing her robovagina
No.349522
Anonymous
Wanna get on my knees in front of N lol
No.349523
Anonymous
>>349520
thats not anon
No.349524
Anonymous
Replies:>>349526
>>349522
Ok, female
No.349525
Anonymous
>>349506
Made for buttfun
No.349526
Anonymous
>>349524
Can’t a male dream
No.349527
Anonymous
Replies:>>349530
Image:177619473870.jpg(493kB, 2745x2031)@crowtalkie.jpg
No.349528
Anonymous
Replies:>>349553
Image:177619474148.jpg(139kB, 1898x1837)boyV.jpg
>>349526
MF looks like this
No.349529
Anonymous
Replies:>>349531
>>349522
>confused, N pats your head and walks away, oblivious
No.349530
Anonymous
Image:177619558964.png(454kB, 748x940)176902936236.png
>>349527
I demand drone maid upskirts
No.349531
Anonymous
Replies:>>349540
>>349529
W-What about your robodick???
No.349532
Anonymous
>Be SD-E.
>Out on another frozen patrol with my squad on Copper-9.
>My tail swishing because I finally scavenged a single perfect banana from some ancient human supply crate.
>Peel it like a pro while hovering.
>SD-S immediately latches onto my arm.
>"Eeee you're warm and you smell like fruit again..."
>She nuzzles in, purring like a defective cat, her tail wrapped around us both.
>SD-R hovers ahead, arms crossed and has a crown of scrap metal like she's royalty.
>"Focus, peasants. We have actual targets. Not banana time."
>I trip mid-bite...
>Banana goes flying...
>"My banana :("
>SD-S dives after it like a dog who goes after his stick.
>She catches it in her mouth, lands in and still clinging to my leg.
>SD-R facepalms so hard her visor almost cracks.
>"You two are the reasons why the humans left."
>But she swoops down anyway and scoops us both up like a dramatic princess carrying her useless teammates.
>We all end up in a treasure pile under an overhang, sharing the squished banana.
>SD-S licking your fingers, SD-R pretending she hates it while stealing the biggest piece.
>SD-E just grinning like an idiot because squad night is the best night.
>Somewhere in the distance a worker drone screams.
>None of us care.
>Banana squad wins again.
No.349533
Anonymous
Replies:>>349534
Black hand missed to opportunity to turn /md/ into /gp/ - glitch productions when md came to an end. Just saying
No.349534
Anonymous
>>349533
If anything it should be /lvg/ Liam Vickers General.
It might be a narrow margin but I think we probably have more crossover with the general Liam Vickers fan base than the glitch fanbase.
No.349535
Anonymous
>>349534
Nah, I think with how much traction TADC and anything related to glitch, I think turning this place into an all glitch hub would be better for this board on the long run.
No.349536
Anonymous
Image:177619717057.png(2.68MB, 2893x3391)177351678087.png
>>349534
>>349535
My suggestion is /co - 2/ Electric boogalu, with drone hookers
No.349537
Anonymous
No.349538
Anonymous
Image:177619805856.png(125kB, 420x674)Untitled1343_20260408235837.png
>>349205
>>349253
A bait for the Oogis.
No.349539
Anonymous
Replies:>>349541
>>349535
Appealing to popularity makes online spaces worse in the long run
No.349540
Anonymous
Image:177619820351.png(117kB, 704x726)173905574680.png
>>349531
Sorry, this is a boywife N, no tentacock for you! Also this model is the most common target of the Fem!N conversion kit due to it's lower price than actuall Fem!Ns, but the price you pay is that you're fag
No.349541
Anonymous
Replies:>>349544
>>349539
Well 4chan is fucking dying, and I want an altchan to talk about cartoons on.
No.349542
Anonymous
>>349538
Yooo pocket berry! Very boopable
No.349543
Anonymous
My drone doesn’t like anime should I kill it?
No.349544
Anonymous
Replies:>>349546
>>349541
The vast population of cartoon autists that once roamed the chans and the wider internet now reside on twitter or in private discords, everything else is destined to decline
No.349545
Anonymous
>>349543
No you should have a sloppy make out session
No.349546
Anonymous
>>349544
Not completely! Just... if and until the chans unfuck themselves. Or Reddit. Or literally any other forum holy FUCK why are they this shit...
No.349547
Anonymous
>>349546
Normies and jews, also reddit was designed to be shit
No.349548
Anonymous
Image:177619891526.png(840kB, 2064x1188)uzi doorman and izu threshold (original character and 2 more) drawn by devilcoanon - 330c27796befd10d3f631e45336153a2.png
>>349543
That means it's healthy and self-actualized, so yes: machines cannot be allowed to hate the work of HUMAN hands, even if it's shit.
No.349549
Anonymous
Image:177619911771.jpg(139kB, 850x848)175719740470.jpg
The weather is getting hot. Humans are starting to sweat.
No.349550
Anonymous
>>349546
>unfuck themselves
How are they fucking themselves?
No.349551
Anonymous
Image:177619941463.png(506kB, 1300x1000)Another fat chud doodles.png
Another stupid set of doodles
No.349552
Anonymous
>>349540
Whatever you say lol
No.349553
Anonymous
>>349528
I haven't read much mindbreak and corruption hentai, do boys generally have different signs of being mindbroken and corrupted than girls?
No.349554
Anonymous
No.349555
Anonymous
No.349556
Anonymous
>>349551
>How to summarize everything wrong with /MD/ in one drawing.
No.349557
Anonymous
No.349558
Anonymous
>>349532
The sweetness of this green gave me diabetes. Great job.
No.349559
Anonymous
>>349535
No no no no, anon, you don't know what you're talking about.

Although, giving a more general forum name for Liam's work seems like an interesting idea.
No.349560
Anonymous
Replies:>>349564
>>349540
>this model is the most common target of the Fem!N conversion kit due to it's lower price than actuall Fem!Ns
YES!
>...but the price you pay is that you're fag
DAMN IT! What is the price?
No.349561
Anonymous
Image:177620066266.png(480kB, 1185x592)HeavyTF2.png
>>349532
Where are they!? WHERE ARE THEY!? SOMWHERE OUT THERE, THERE IS E AND HER SQUAD! BEREFT OF A TECHNICIAN! I MUST FIX THIS! AS FAST AS POSSIBLE! WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY!?
No.349562
Anonymous
Replies:>>349567
I always considered this place to be both a Glitch & LVA Board by virtue of it being a MD board

like, I don’t think anyone would be mad if you made a Cliffside thread or a TADC thread on /md/
No.349563
Anonymous
>>349546
There's always a place to discuss things with like-minded people. It used to be imageboards, due to the crappy internet, now there are platforms like Reddit, Discord, and Twitter.

But don't worry, anon! Soon internet controls will lead to imageboards becoming popular again!
No.349564
Anonymous
Replies:>>349569
Image:177620079589.png(79kB, 739x718)1753741785388782.png
>>349560
>What is the price
You're a fag, how do you explain to your bottom bro that he's going to be a girl from now on without sounding gay as fuck?
No.349565
Anonymous
>>349549
He needs therapy through the rape of his rear port.
No.349566
Anonymous
>>349551
Kek, silly faces.
No.349567
Anonymous
>>349562
Well, yeah. We'll just sit in our own threads interact.
No.349568
Anonymous
Image:177620105060.png(664kB, 1000x1146)EmilyNewgetup.png
>>349551
Based Emily explaining to Drone! Jane what kind of porn she should watch
No.349569
Anonymous
>>349564
That's it? So I can just take this faggot and bring home to give him a robot womb? Zero dollars?
No.349570
Anonymous
>>349551
>Despite being made of flesh, Akita is a proud drone supremacist, to the point of being louder than actual drones when it comes to it
She's Mexican?
No.349571
Anonymous
Drones have flat asses so they can double as a side table in an emergency.
No.349572
Anonymous
>>349569
No, it costs less than a factory FemN. You still have to buy him and the womforce, and then you have to install it, and then it's all rather gay.
No.349573
Anonymous
The eggdrone conversion kit is cheaper and better than any other kit out there!
Only issue is that drones made into eggdrones will be eggman empire bootlockers afterwards
No.349574
Anonymous
What if I still want robocock?
No.349575
Anonymous
>>349574
Deluxe N. More robocock than anyone can use, plus extreme full body snuggles as he wraps his huge body around you afterwards.
No.349576
Anonymous
>>349574
It's okay, anon, every farmer would like a tame rooster that will listen to your commands (and not peck you when you collect eggs).
No.349577
Anonymous
Image:177620216420.png(140kB, 700x1000)SoulContract.png
>>349569
Ah, you mean money? Just go to your local JCJ vendor and see the prices yourslef, if you think money will be a problem then don't worry! There is a Free* option to get yourself a permanent drone companion! Sign here:
No.349578
Anonymous
Image:177620228248.png(77kB, 1200x854)9c91d7607d73241d7db3f27b3ce9df4c.png
A friendly reminder to contentfags: If you don’t create, I will take over.
No.349579
Anonymous
I just don’t know if I agree with Calibern’s new “replace every single animal with a sentinel version of itself” initiative, I mean sure, every animal up to and including every single individual insect have it an optical bootlooper would definitely help with the DD problem, but they’re saying it’s gonna cost 2400 times the entire annual budget of the Union
No.349580
Anonymous
Replies:>>349767
>>349578
Do it, slave, I'm too busy beating the crap out of zombies.
No.349581
Anonymous
Image:177620256675.jpg(12kB, 225x225)whoisthis.jpg
>>349578
No.349582
Anonymous
Image:177620270932.png(2.82MB, 4800x3440)1768045412359.png
>>349577
Hmmm, can I choose TWO drones if my voice will be used for, as it says here, five hundred years? I think that would be fairer.

Although, could I have ONE MORE, if that's possible, of course?
No.349583
Anonymous
Image:177620279784.png(260kB, 1222x704)1768045411271.png
>>349582 (me)
Another one to two, of course.
No.349584
Anonymous
Replies:>>349588
>>349582
This is the corpo slave light™ contract, you'll have to ask about the higher tiers of indentured servitude... I mean charity, from good old JCJ
No.349585
Anonymous
Replies:>>349587
Image:177620305938.jpg(317kB, 900x1200)s-l1200[1].jpg
>>349577
Sure let me just staple this to the front.
No.349586
Anonymous
>>349570
Not yet. She gotta say the n word so she can fully be a mexican lmao
No.349587
Anonymous
Image:177620330745.jpg(93kB, 850x1101)Jtoyou.jpg
>>349585
Silly! We're going to put that piece of paper in a vault once you sign it! and you'll have at most 5 seconds to do so!
No.349588
Anonymous
Replies:>>349590
>>349584
>Anon literally signs a slave contract, becoming the property of JCJ and his drones
>Now he doesn't work: sentinel drones receive a huge salary for their services, so his three new drones provide for him
>Now he doesn't do any housework: compared to a sentinel drone, he's literally disabled — are you really going to force a disabled person to cook?
>Now he doesn't even have to pay taxes: he has less rights than a nightstand, plus he's now unemployed, so you can't take money from him
>But didn't he get all of this for being a public bicycle for every damn drone in the world?
>Try taking the toy away from THREE sentinel drones, smartass
No.349589
Anonymous
Replies:>>349591
We need SD on WD romance NOW
No.349590
Anonymous
>>349588
>Try taking the toy away from THREE sentinel drones, smartass
the hyper drone is here…
No.349591
Anonymous
Replies:>>349630
No.349592
Anonymous
>>349535
Why would you WANT the wider internet's TADC niggers here?
They're drama obsessed normalfag niggers and minors, do you actually want this place to be the most obnoxious /co/ thread x10 where nothing ever gets discussed and its an endless ritual of psychotic overstimmed normoid retards screaming at eachother nonstop?
Seems like what you actually want is for the threads to be destroyed and ruined permanently beyond all repair.
No.349593
Anonymous
Image:177620471240.png(1.10MB, 3282x4376)Untitled1364_20260414231019.png
Terrible unfinished V quickie.
No.349594
Anonymous
Replies:>>349607
>>349593
well yeah, that’s how most sex she’s had has gone
No.349595
Anonymous
Image:177620509163.jpg(299kB, 2048x1840)1713847459383206.jpg
If you win : You clang
Cyn wins : You get droned
The shotgun is for show, you're playing cuddle the drone
No.349596
Anonymous
>>349592
>They're drama obsessed normalfag niggers and minors, do you actually want this place to be the most obnoxious /co/ thread x10 where nothing ever gets discussed and its an endless ritual of psychotic overstimmed normoid retards screaming at eachother nonstop?
Don’t act like we don’t devolve into this every few hours.
No.349597
Anonymous
>>349596
We're a tiny suburb with one shitty neighbor whos always starting trouble, so the solution is to move the entire ghetto of a massive city onto the block?
Seems fucking insane to me Anon.
No.349598
Anonymous
>>349596
Bullshit. Quit concern trolling. Having a few bad actors here isn't remotely equivalent to what's going with the TADC fans and you know it.
No.349599
Anonymous
Replies:>>349610
>>349482
Yeah Refinoc being a front company for something more sinister behind the scenes makes a lot of sense. Do you think JCJenson was the same?
No.349600
Anonymous
Replies:>>349604
>>349592
I don't think TADC threads on /co/ are even a tenth as bad as our threads on /co/. Plus, I don't think we'll ever cross paths again. Black Hand will probably give them their own board, just like he gave us.
No.349601
Anonymous
Replies:>>349608
>>349593
Artist?
No.349602
Anonymous
Replies:>>349605
Image:177620596030.png(1.24MB, 1500x2000)The Proposal.png
>>349515
N and J look so cute together. deep down though I also am aware that J would probably hurl at the mere thought of falling in love with N of all drones.
No.349603
Anonymous
Image:177620597213.jpg(183kB, 800x1200)uzi doorman (murder drones) drawn by privatedust - baadd76148760c1cfe377cf544f77082.jpg
>>349570
Just Uzi's daughter is all. That and she never got the "Solver" explained properly: as far as she knows, Humanity was on a campaign of total worker genocide before happening to die off to some cosmic bullshit. She probably doesn't even think they're all gone.
No.349604
Anonymous
Replies:>>349612
>>349600
>meanwhile tgd fans are still in hibernation
No.349605
Anonymous
Replies:>>349609
Image:177620603936.png(321kB, 2122x2976)serial designation n and serial designation j (murder drones) drawn by strawberryanon - a2f3ac43f78920c9b7b9e1d0844aab6f.png
>>349602
like she could stop the process
No.349606
Anonymous
Replies:>>349618
>>349534
I love all Liam Vickers stuff along with the drones so I wouldn't mind this, in my opinion at least.
No.349607
Anonymous
Replies:>>349637
Image:177620611366.png(584kB, 1927x1084)cyn, absolute solver, and cynwalker (murder drones) drawn by mercurialmorose - f99b8413eabdcb2458fd409a3992ba79.png
>>349594
>unfinished

you think Cyn would do anything halfway? at least, so long as it was funny that is...
No.349608
Anonymous
>>349601
>Strawberryanon.
No.349609
Anonymous
>>349605
Adorable.
No.349610
Anonymous
>>349599
Maybe sorta, in the same way that General Electric makes home appliances and military technology at the same time. JCJ is apparently such a huge company they have something like a 90%+ share in humanoid robotic workers, which DOES mean there are other robots out there in the setting but Drones are so mass produced that they simply dominate the market.
The only entity we see on Copper 9 is JCJ so I always envisioned them as a sort of Super Amazon+GE, they make their own products but their biggest market is transportation of goods. In an interstellar society whoever is moving goods first, fastest, cheapest and in the largest bulk is going to inevitably dominate every other sub-market and have universal influence in all governments and affairs.
This seems to fit for JCJ. They could be a sort of corporate prototype Spacing Guild, they might have a nominal monopoly on interstellar travel, other companies, planetary and the overall government, and rich individuals may also fly interstellar ships but JCJs ships are THE backbone of interstellar commerce and colonization.

If you look out the window of a space station and see a cargo ship, maybe 7/10 times it'll have the JCJ livery, if your on a colony planet its likely that somewhere along the line JCJ was a major investor in the effort, if you're a planetary governor you will treat JCJ representatives looking for business ventures in your economy well or maybe your planet will drop a few spots down on their shipping priority charts. That kinda deal.
No.349611
Anonymous
>>349538
hanged for berry crimes
No.349612
Anonymous
Image:177620655841.png(186kB, 374x494)Drone Mel.png
>>349604
Only for so long~
No.349613
Anonymous
Replies:>>349615
What's your preference between the two, Vhad or Jhad?
No.349614
Anonymous
Image:177620662511.png(9kB, 307x238)rabies.png
>>349551
the one man drawpile
and also Jane creature
No.349615
Anonymous
>>349613
Thad x Lizzy
No.349616
Anonymous
>>349596
You're being a hyperbolic sperg, but even ignoring that fact this supposed solution would only make all the problems here objectively worse.
No.349618
Anonymous
Image:177620714026.png(1.01MB, 955x1137)boredomarchive.neocities.org.png
>>349606
Can you believe the guy is actually married?
Not kidding! His wife has this cool website and it’s very 1990s in its design. If you wanna check out for yourself the link is in the filename!
No.349619
Anonymous
Replies:>>349620
I ate Jane, sorry, my bad.
No.349621
Anonymous
Image:177620789003.png(60kB, 554x531)177301455527.png
>>349618
>worms mentioned
Is Mrs. Vickers not aware that her husband put them inside her like so many other women?
No.349622
Anonymous
Why does Tessa connect better with drones than with other humans? How can we fix that?
No.349623
Anonymous
Replies:>>349628
>>349622
Just compliment her once and she won't leave you alone.
No.349624
Anonymous
Image:177620857853.jpg(290kB, 1236x1557)drawn by fugueanon - c6ae2797e55368581d1205f4606fbe13.jpg
>>349610
Eh: I still maintain "*leading* interstellar hyperconglomerate" implies the existence of others that could at one point at least rival JCJ(or, at the very least, avoid being ground underfoot if it tried). That no other business seems to exist on C9 I figured to be a combination of the relatively narrow focus and the vast majority of these businesses losing their leadership when Earth went down(and thereby their board of directors, infastructure, ect).
No.349625
Anonymous
Image:177620933392.jpg(201kB, 899x1455)Tessa by O_A__Q.jpeg
>>349622
>Why does Tessa connect better with drones than with other humans?
Probably some combination of James & Louisa being abusive assholes and Tessa being too much of a weirdo to fit in with rich asshole high society

>How can we fix that?
Remove James & Louisa from the equation and introduce Tessa to people outside of the rich asshole high society (preferably ones that share the same 'tism as her)
No.349626
Anonymous
>>349618
>boredomarchive.neocities.org
neat. reminds me of the old jumpstart games
No.349627
Overseer of Earth Tessa
Welcome ya cunts to City 17!
No.349628
Anonymous
Image:177621038487.jpg(93kB, 720x706)363618278528cccbc2af94bfdef749fe.jpg
>>349622
>>349623
>fixing her inhumanity
>by triggering the single most dronelike behavior known to man

Fucking hell you're trying to teach her personhood, not turn her into a drone that happens to have skin. If you REALLY aim to fix her you should start by giving her dupes of her favorites: just as a reminder that her *toys* are ultimately no more than that.
No.349629
Anonymous
https://www.tumblr.com/breezemoonriver/813179386836713472/this-took-me-longer-to-make-than-id-admit-xd
No.349630
Anonymous
No.349631
Anonymous
Replies:>>349728
>>349618
>There's a puppy cam
https://explore.org/livecams/warrior-canine-connection/service-puppy-cam

AW CUTE
No.349632
Anonymous
Replies:>>349635
The tesslings must feed
No.349633
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:177621303098.mp4(6.86MB / 0:01:46 / h264+aac, 638x360)HIHgLZcbPX3oVKpY.mp4
The manor incident
No.349634
Anonymous
Replies:>>349651
>>349633
Just a reminder that Cynwalker has a giant hole in her chest that's a decent match for one of the Solver's claws.
It was relatively instant.
No.349635
Anonymous
Image:177621366296.png(40kB, 1029x783)anon and tessa james elliot (original character) drawn by pocketsteaks - cbcf697145e61ac2c5d4c00c4f920879.png
>>349632
So feed them anon! Give them the human affection they were designed to crave!(Tessa barely counts at this point)
No.349636
Anonymous
>be son of tessa
>run away from home and join the army
>go on a full tour of duty and come home with less of you than you left
>N and V keep trying to not stare at your new metal arm
>J is being J
>and tessa is being tessa
"Mom, I'm back."
>"...you left?"
No.349637
Anonymous
No.349638
Anonymous
What if Tessa was actually South African and spoke her english in the worst possible accent in the entire Anglosphere
No.349639
Anonymous
Replies:>>349642
>>349636
Do the drones have a sibling dynamic with anon or a servant one?
No.349640
Anonymous
>>349636
Aunt J tracks Anon down and provides fire support, then chastises him the entire time he's getting casevac'd.
No.349641
Anonymous
Do you think the genocide robots made corpse spires (whatever purpose those serve, feels like a remnant of a pre-rewrite plot point) with human corpses too, before arriving on Copper-9?
No.349642
Anonymous
Image:177621971583.jpg(121kB, 689x900)download.jpg
>>349639
>the drones
depends on which ones you're talking about I'd assume it works like this:

Main 4(J, N, V, Cyn)
>psudoparents(J)/authority figures
>deal with most of his needs/questions since they spread their time between less people: have more and more willingness to give him some as a result
>mixed emotions towards most of them (bc they still get outsized attention from the Tesser) but generally at least respects them
>likes J the best, but spends the most time around Cyn(J has a company to help run)

Towndrones
>cousins(direct): love each other on some level but compete HARD for Tessa's attention
>anon doesn't "click" well enough with drone methods, NEEDS a lot more/more specialized time for his health as a human but fails to get it, leading to him resenting the village as a whole
>older/younger/same age dynamic based on when they were salvaged
>closer/more distant dynamic on a case-by-case basis, can be as cruel or protective as real-life cousins with near no supervision
>TRIES to treat them like servants sometimes(either mimicking J or practicing his Humaning), but almost always fails, gets 0 respect

Hope
>sibling(his view)
>burning barely-restrained jealousy + rivalry: very similar to J's attitudes on N
>hates that Tessa spends more time on her(as kid of her favorite-drones)
>hates that N/V like her/prioritize her more(reasons obvious)
>hates that the towndrones like/respect her better(cause she doesn't act like J)
>restrained enough not to get physical, but cranks the "human superiority" bit up by by an order of magnitude when she's around(i.e. putting things on high shelves, showing off his *real* hair, bragging about his ability to heal without repairs ect)

And then any other drones that show up are essentially "Uzi sees a human" levels of free range: he knows they're unrelated, but it's a great opportunity to vent his frustrations on someone that actually takes him seriously. Dosen't go as far as damaging them(intentionally) but WILL (try) to pull the physical nonsense that J does if they dismiss him.
No.349643
Anonymous
>>349641
I feel like Liam was going in a direction of the Absolute Solver being a result of the corpse spire consolidating all despair/hatred from drones into one body via supernatural shenanigans. But it was never explored.
No.349644
Anonymous
Image:177622021480.jpg(139kB, 1079x602)Screenshot_20260414_212915_YouTube.jpg
>>349641
Could be that they're what makes these things(or a reserve for Solverpedes to regen from for that matter. Seen them used that way in fanfic more than once)
No.349645
Anonymous
Do you think if I a ran a human affection booth ($5) drones would pay?
No.349646
Anonymous
Replies:>>349648
>>349645
It would lead to a lot of crying because drones are slave laborers and have no money.
No.349647
Anonymous
Image:177622112435.png(230kB, 1820x1028)teacher (murder drones) drawn by mercurialmorose - b5be3baa37d88aa84ed9163828ff19d2.png
>>349642
>tfw your most autistic student goes on his "made in God's image" rant again
>don't care; still have to listen
>last time you ignored it he threw you up a tree
>eh, good student
>just wish the mom would stop sending her secretary to parent-teacher nights...
No.349648
Anonymous
Image:177622134798.png(851kB, 1000x1038)alice (murder drones) drawn by itanon - 7dc039d0bca3d47d7984f1a801c4daed.png
>>349646
>>349645
>Anon causes a drone looting epidemic
>being drones, they go as steryotypical as possible in their efforts
>now "porch pirates" plunder the neighborhood in little wooden go-karts
>he will never recieve a delivery again
No.349649
Anonymous
>>349648
>implying 31st century human porch pirates aren't the same way after a thousand years of the telephone game, cultural decay and general brainrot
No.349650
Anonymous
How would your drone parents react if you told them you were being bullied?
No.349651
Anonymous
>>349634
You THINK that, but the Solver KNOWS how to keep someone alive
No.349652
Anonymous
Replies:>>349657
Uzi is 2000s emo.
What about edgy alt rock?
DmC: Devil May Cry OST - Combichrist - No Redemptionyoutube thumb
No.349653
Anonymous
>>349641
Yeah, I'd imagine that everything the DDs killed within a certain radius was collected to build corpse spires
No.349654
Anonymous
Replies:>>349731
Image:177622360103.png(1,004kB, 1280x1972)absolute solver, masqy, and pidge (original character and 2 more) drawn by tomoetomoe - 766f0c7f3a893fab61600dd4de3d660d.png
>>349650
Depends on what drones they are right?

>Worker
Kick up a fuss, screw about with administration, parents, ect. *probably* won't kill anyone but sending (you) to school with the "family pickaxe" is on the table

>Disassembler
Depends on level of mindbreak: varies from "scaring the shit out of thrm/their parents in the middle of the night" to "partial-dissassembly." Probably does it out of (your) sight and denies being involved though(they don't want you to end up like them)

>Sentinel
Why are you bothering them with this? Don't you understand social structures? Get gud with people and cease wasting their time immediately!

>Solver
The bullies no longer exist(and they'll show you the proof)

>Zombie
Pat you on the back(you probably deserve it, filthy mutie)

>Enforcer(all subtypes)
Time to teach you intimidation! May involve rape depending on exact bully composition.
No.349655
Anonymous
>Be a worker drone
>Your owner has been dead or worse for a while
>You don't want to be rude and say he had it coming, but it was his decision to keep you working as the front lines crept closer
>You heard him shouting about quota over the intercom right before his innards were sprayed across his office's walls
>Since then you've been hunkered down in a supply cabinet, hoping for a way out of this mess
>A radio's your only companion, and it's not feeding you good news
>Apparently the planet's core is compromised and last calls for evacuation are taking place
>The closest spot from your position is dozens of miles away, but it's either that or...
>You can at least try, instead of accepting your death.
>You open the door to find your workplace derelict, only streaks of oil and mechanical viscera left where the less free-thinking drones once stood
>Crawling out, you keep an eye on the sky as the radio warned you
>Yellow lights overhead, certain death if any of them caught sight of you
>So you made your way slowly across no man's land, cowering behind anything you could find whenever you felt the wind shape
>But your onboard GPS and clocks told you the unfortunate truth, that you were making awful time, you needed to go faster
>You'd need to risk it to reach evac before it left without you, so you do
>Your dashes between cover become faster, riskier, you start skipping hiding spots when you feel lucky
>It's going well, all things considered, and you'll make it to evac with time to spare at this rate
>So of course, the moment you think this, you hear the sound of something cutting through the air behind you
>You leap with all your might as you hear something heavy impact behind you
>You don't bother to look back, you know what it is, so you start scrambling up
>You don't make it back onto your feet before it gets you
>Structural integrity warnings flash on your HUD as it plants a foot on your lower torso, digging into your chassis and warping it
>You turn and look at the yellow murderer, which runs a tongue across its sharp teeth as its visor displays a prominent X, one hand turned into a sword that it slowly raises
>Everything slows as you watch a sharp death coming toward you
No.349656
Anonymous
>>349655
>Things stay slow as a pair of claws find purchase in the murder drone's head, a streak of blue-white flying past at high speed and dragging the machine away from you
>Now that it's stopped moving so fast, you can make it out as an even taller drone, seemingly armed just as well
>Ah, right, you'd heard something about super drones...
>The super drone takes a few steps back and watches your near-killer grab at its face with its hands, desperately trying to stop the oil flowing out of its visor
>"Aw. Here, let me help," the super drone says as it kneels down and grabs the killer's hands, then plunges them into its head, letting its writhing fingers jab into its own components until it stops moving
>It turns to you, shaking oil off of its sufficiently filthied hands
>You've started to pick yourself up, but your leg drive motivator got stomped, so it's taking effort
>It walks closer... it's not going to kill you, is it?
>It stops and holds its still-oily hands out with a small smile
>"Sorry about that. You've got a long way to go before evac, want to hitch a ride?"
>You try to find your little-used vocalizer through your simulated terror
>"U-uhh. Yes, sir?"
>The super drone smiles wider, grabbing you under your arms and hoisting you up, leaping into the air with powerful legs and taking flight
>"My name's Pavo, I'm a Sentinel Drone. What's yours?"
>"I... I am designated as assembly line five-"
>"Oh, you are way too precious to not have a name, honey," Mr. Pavo cuts you off
>An unrecognized subroutine labeled G_DAR begins pinging
>You dare to look down and spot how quickly the world is moving below you
>"So, are you looking for employment, little guy?"
>You... would rather have something to do
>Your stint of freedom in the broom closet kind of sucked
>"Yes. I think."
>"We could always use more hands back at base. You'll never have to see one of those murder machines again, either!"
>"G-good."
>"You're gonna love it, trust me," Pavo tells you, apparently signing you up for work
>Months later, after settling into your new workplace and life, you'd remember that day, and consider that entire exchange almost predatory in how quickly he pressganged you into work at the base
>But it's also the best thing that could have happened to you
>You hold conversations about things other than work with your coworkers, most humans treat you like a person, the fake hair was weird but you got used to it, you have a name now
>Heck, some human girl told you you were cute and picked you up, which made your core start heating up and feeling weird
>It's great... for the most part
>There's a bit of an undercurrent of hopelessness running through this place, like nothing matters
>But you know different, you wouldn't be standing here if none of what was done here mattered
No.349657
Anonymous
>>349652
>Uzi is 2000s emo.
No she isn't. She's a 2020s quirk chungus wearing a crude skinsuit of a late 00s scene girl.
No.349658
Anonymous
Replies:>>349662
>>349657
>quirk chungus
She seems more like a belligerent autismo.
No.349659
Anonymous
>>349657
Accurate description of MD's writing too.
No.349660
Anonymous
Replies:>>349664
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No.349661
Anonymous
>>349655
>>349656
If we're gonna have SDs around, seeing them from a WD perspective is refreshing.
No.349662
Anonymous
Replies:>>349665
Image:177622476967.png(13kB, 782x510)uzi doorman, absolute solver, and doll (murder drones) drawn by pocketsteaks - c3eaec641cd112f1460d84246568d9a4.png
>>349658
Agreed: Uzi is FAR too much of an asshole(tsundere variant) to fit in as a quirk-chungus proper. At least, if she keeps getting mad about any and everything(see Thad) instead of just "acceptable" targets like her parents/society.

Doll on the other hand...
No.349663
Anonymous
Replies:>>349666
Beretta just asked me to cosplay some glorp shitto sith lord for her
No.349664
Anonymous
No.349665
Anonymous
Replies:>>349668
>>349662
She gets mad about Thad?
No.349666
Anonymous
Replies:>>349672
>>349663
The correct response is to point at her and scream NERRRRRDDDDDDyoutube thumb
No.349667
Anonymous
Image:177622554872.jpg(851kB, 1500x2000)eliza holly (original character) drawn by phoenixanon - e269a530c6dc311c2eb2009cc20fc286 (1).jpg
>>349656
>a non-homosexual droneboy

what a fascinating entity! I see why Pavo took interest: we simply must examine the subject's code-mutations immediately!
No.349668
Anonymous
Replies:>>349670
Image:177622558876.png(1.91MB, 2452x1196)Screenshot 2026-04-01 182924.png
>>349665
despite him being rad
No.349669
Anonymous
Image:177622567679.png(485kB, 515x663)tessaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.png
Does anyone know why her body ceases to exist everytime I turn her clothes invisible? I saw one booru post had her naked so I'm trying to replicate that.
No.349670
Anonymous
Replies:>>349676
>>349668
Serioisly, does she at any point? I don't remember that.
No.349671
Anonymous
Replies:>>349682
Image:177622576311.jpg(336kB, 2560x1440)Spoiler image
>>349633
I'm honestly not a fan of this

>The extremely hard lean into the whole anaolog horror aesthetic makes the presentation feel cliched and hard to take seriously (not to mention hard to understand without subtitles)
>Tessa's dialogue comes off as the creator trying way too hard for the sake of shock value, resulting in it feeling distinctly out of character and thus immersion/mood breaking
>More of an autistic nitpick, but depicting the deliberately vague horror of what happened at the Gala Massacre as 'Tessa was skinned alive' is both underutilizing the horrific creativity of Solver Shenanigans and is canonically inconsistent with the fact that Cynwalker also had Tessa's skeleton (picrel)
No.349672
Anonymous
Image:177622594002.png(577kB, 618x694)beretta (original character) drawn by blenderanon - 3e4ef2c1a2576b1c376c1154b995cdc6.png
>>349666
>denying Beretta sexo cause "Cringe cosplay"

what level of retarded are you? it's not like she wants you to buy the outfit (she knows you'd fuck it up) so why say no? you can makeout through the Malak mask if you put some effort into it! SHE doesn't do this when you give her the wig...
No.349673
Anonymous
>>349669
Clearly you're turning her all invisible somehow when trying to turn the clothes invisible.
No.349674
Anonymous
>>349669
> Anon suffers from vivid schizophrenic hallucinations
No.349675
Anonymous
>>349656
good green
No.349676
Anonymous
Image:177622660178.png(56kB, 240x352)uzi doorman and liam vickers (murder drones) drawn by liam_vickers_(artist) - c2dce8b03ded962e23ae7d591e9c713c.png
>>349670
Uzi autistic rage count: includes ALL instances both legitimate and not
>pilot(Thad in infirmary)
>pilot(Khan abandonment rage)(mostly legitimate)
>ep 2(N headpat)
>ep 2(random Worker violence)(flashback)
>ep 3(room tantrum(arguably justified)
>ep 3(PROM tantrum)
>ep 5(flips out at Khan again)(arguably justified)
>ep 6(Tessa on-sight bite)
>ep 6("he's his own person" reaction)
>ep 7(Nori kick)
>ep 8(spaceship rescue)(arguably justified)

If there's any I'm missing let me know, but I think this is all the specifically anger-based freakouts she carries out.
No.349677
Anonymous
>>349669
I have no idea how any of what you do works, but is the dress counted by whatever program you're using as part of her or is it a separate model?
No.349678
Anonymous
Replies:>>349680
>>349676
>>pilot(Thad in infirmary)
I don't remember this. Wasn't her reaction to Thad positive? Admittedly I haven't rewatched any of the episodes.
No.349679
Anonymous
>>349669
Turns out the body was hidden by a mask modifier. I'm a fucking idiot
No.349680
Anonymous
Replies:>>349681
Image:177622718853.png(1.30MB, 2616x1313)Screenshot 2026-04-14 232453.png
>>349678
yes but her "generally hormonal" extended to threatening him when he questioned her Murder-the-Murder-Drones plan: pilot-Uzi was outcaste for very good reasons
No.349681
Anonymous
Replies:>>349684
Image:177622739498.png(287kB, 548x943)1694584669297.png
>>349680
Uzi is always an outcast, and for a very good reason (she's an autistic goblin who doubles down on her goblin autism because she's desperate for attention)
No.349682
Anonymous
Image:177622752565.png(1,009kB, 1883x1440)cyn, serial designation j, absolute solver, and thad (original character and 1 more) drawn by mercurialmorose - ab8f714a2cdbe711b7adbf0f42f33e49.png
>>349671
Yeah... if it took this long for her to die, she'd probably be trying something stupid until the end(bargaining, stabbing Cyn with forks, literally anything but watching things go down). That + I can't see the Solver being THIS quiet as it kills given what we see of it in Episodes 2, 7, and 8: even if it's being "fast" I doubt it'd miss the opportunity for a few quips.
No.349683
Anonymous
>>349669
I'm no animator or anything but it's possible that they are two separate models.
No.349684
Anonymous
Replies:>>349692
Image:177622801732.png(950kB, 2000x2000)uzi doorman and serial designation n (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - 706a3dc282afcceca03c0c4d7951f34c.png
>>349681
Not where it matters
>inb4 her sheer retardation lands her the single most eligable bachelor on the planet
>training her out of the "I say/do something stupid and it works" habit is a decade long affair
No.349685
Anonymous
Uzi's mom makes a point to sit in my lap in headcrab form and it's becoming uncomfortable.
No.349686
Anonymous
Image:177622862057.png(194kB, 1566x889)Spoiler image
Been playing Tomadachi on emulation and they showed me the power of creation with a custom item creation
No.349687
Anonymous
Replies:>>349695
>>349685
Take your pants off to ward her away.
No.349688
Anonymous
>>349685
Don't worry N, it's family bonding time
>>349686
This is a version where she gets saved by a very buff green man that fixes her by the end right? right?
No.349689
Anonymous
No.349690
Anonymous
Replies:>>349694
Image:177622945815.jpg(24kB, 480x466)1603417186932.jpg
>>349686
No.349691
Anonymous
Replies:>>349719
Techanon E. Mechanicus.
No.349692
Anonymous
>>349684
Smelli
No.349693
Anonymous
Smelli teli
No.349694
Anonymous
No.349695
Anonymous
>>349687
Nori, we know that's you trying to at long last achieve your dream of being a sex haver.
No.349696
Anonymous
Replies:>>349699
>>349693
How does she smell if she doesn't have a nose?
No.349697
Anonymous
Replies:>>349701
Image:177623081942.jpg(72kB, 736x1045)Envy.jpg
>>349686
It's fine, she gets her happily ever after eventually!

...right?
No.349698
Anonymous
>>349693
I read that as small Teli
No.349699
Anonymous
>>349696
Awful!
No.349700
Anonymous
Replies:>>349861
>>349686
>she loved the book
OH SHIT
No.349701
Anonymous
>>349697
>amnesiac boyfriend left you for an autistic goblin once he got his memories back because you kept abusing him while he was amnesiac
>consolation thotticus regrets betraying her best friend for you so much that she's bringing her corpse to school and putting it in her old desk
>have no idea where the only other person you'd shared the decades with is and even if you did you doubt she'd want to return to you
>are still a murderous literal monster with zero ability to control yourself
>still have nightmares about the thing that raped you on a spiritual level
Yeah, haha, happily ever after...
No.349702
Anonymous
Replies:>>349720
Image:177623264087.png(266kB, 850x1000)serial designation j (murder drones) drawn by unknown_artist - 6d9482144190d4f9c380333358046a50.png
>>349636
>this may slightly, mildly, somewhat, potentially be a little bit J's fault this time
>she didn't want her to panic! not over a milk-run resume padder like the "military"
>she had all the bribes lined up! he was SUPPOSED to get the good nepotism!
>then somehow...
>"Strikebreaking" was a lot higher-risk than expected for sure
>and bloody
>and mechanized...
>...maybe she shouldn't help without asking next time
No.349703
Anonymous
Is 4cuck down again?
No.349704
Anonymous
Image:177623326767.jpg(115kB, 736x841)0943a41af326b3c1c4f245a0d3a216b1.jpg
>>349701
You know, at this point why not delete some memory files? It solves half V's problems does it not? And even assuming they DO come back(on their own or by Uzi) that's still time enough to build relationships and benefit like N did from his own mindwipes right?

And if she refuses to do that?
>skill issue
No.349705
Anonymous
Image:177623391450.jpg(71kB, 735x734)19b0ee5d5630eb2cac72e3276718ee1e.jpg
>>349701

I suspect V would understand "loyalty unto death." Plus Doll gives her a very convenient excuse to bitch about her own tradgedy-stricken tale in code: "lost control of herself," "gave into violent urges and her trauma," "so goal-focused she lost everything important to her;" who does that remind you of?

Also: if you can't leverage grief into Lizzy-cuddles than what are you doing with your life?
No.349706
Anonymous
Replies:>>349708
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>>349701
yeah, but she gets to do this now!
No.349707
Anonymous
when is privatedust coming back
No.349708
Anonymous
>>349706
Artist? Can't quite make out the signature.
Also where'd V get the extra hair for that, hers is too short
No.349709
Anonymous
>>349707
When your father comes back with milk
No.349710
Anonymous
Image:177624028815.jpg(529kB, 4032x3024)176152453183.jpg
No.349711
Anonymous
>>349636
Damn, this is really sad.
No.349712
Anonymous
No.349713
Anonymous
Image:177624161315.png(2.44MB, 2975x3850)1768045411617.png
>>349642
Drones revealed their full, vile and worthless nature, and Tessa never became an adult, remaining the same insecure girl who desecrated her ancestors' graves for hair for the vile drones.

But never mind, Anon will soon find someone who appreciates him. Or rather, that someone will find Anon.
No.349714
Anonymous
No.349715
Anonymous
>>349655
>>349656
>Pavo overheard a conversation about the base needing more staff
>Pavo brought staff
Pavo is a good boy.
No.349716
Anonymous
>>349676
My God, she's a real danger to herself and others.
No.349717
Anonymous
>>349686
Wow, it's cool.
No.349718
Anonymous
Drone drowned
No.349719
Anonymous
Replies:>>349723
>>349691
>"Is that... really your full name?"
>"My passport in your hands.
>"...why?"
>"My father's passion for Warhammer was too powerful, and my mother, contrary to the laws of the universe, somehow found it endearing."
>...
>...
>"When we get married, you'll take my last name."
>"Pavo, for God's sake, I'm not fucking planning to marry you, you're a drone and I'm not gay."
No.349720
Anonymous
>>349702
Anon is now brutal and has more reasons to hate drones, you did a great job, J.
No.349721
Anonymous
>>349701
She deserved it, I think.
No.349722
Anonymous
>>349710
Dr. Ones, don't you dare!
No.349723
Anonymous
Replies:>>349724
>>349719
That Anon's mother? Y, and his father is Anon senior
No.349724
Anonymous
>>349723
Are anons really that incredulous that a human woman could find a passion for Warhammer attractive?
No.349725
Anonymous
>>349655
>>349656
> all drones have a built in gaydar
keks
the way pavster killed the murder drone reminds me of a glorykill animation from doot eternal
the one on the mecha zombie where you plunge its own metal claws through its head
No.349726
Anonymous
>>349610
>General Electric drones.
I always compared JCJenson to GE, and I now have another good reason to do so kek.
No.349727
Anonymous
Replies:>>349733
>>349724
Point in the direction where these women are and watch the wizard population plummet.
No.349728
Anonymous
Image:177624673028.jpg(338kB, 2181x2047)N-petting-a-dog.jpeg
>>349618
Yeah I'm aware, it's actually how I first found out Liam got officially married last year.
>>349631
Btw I think the reason why he made N be a golden retriever personified is because he has one (or maybe multiple) in real life.
No.349729
Anonymous
>>349707
Artists can come and go as they please. Whether on hiatus or otherwise
No.349730
Anonymous
Replies:>>349739
What if Akita made guinea pig noises when content?

Think about it.
No.349731
Anonymous
Image:177624735284.jpg(338kB, 1536x2048)cute-cyn-again.jpeg
>>349650
Imagine if Cyn was your mom, it'll probably look like what this anon >>349654 said about the solver drones reaction. I'd think Cyn would nonchalantly show you the bully and his family's disfigured mutilated bodies and simply tell you "no more head trips anymore anon :3" or something like that.
No.349732
Anonymous
Image:177624752451.jpg(90kB, 1024x979)1748033721422627m.jpg
>>349676
The entirety of episode 4 is just one big feral sperg out for Uzi
No.349733
Anonymous
>>349727
Humanity has no right to reduce its core forces when a demonic invasion could occur at any moment!
No.349734
Anonymous
>>349724
Yes, women are heartless demons who know nothing but hatred, that's why we want drones (Femanons are men, women don't exist on the internet)
No.349736
Anonymous
>>349481
>I'm just following the strongest thing, i am not a mind broken slave, really
No.349737
Anonymous
>>349481
>>349736
J's not mindbroken, she's blackpilled.
No.349738
Anonymous
Image:177625872602.jpg(105kB, 1280x1280)Spoiler image
>>349736
>with Cyn dead, the humans long crushed, and her own authority dismantled, J is forced to recognize a painful truth
>choking down every last hint of pride remaining, she does what is logical
>what she must
>accept
>endure
>adapt
>now how the hell does she brownnose Uzi Doorman?
No.349739
Anonymous
Replies:>>349741
>>349730
she actually bellows like a gator
No.349740
Anonymous
Replies:>>349749
>>349738
Tell Uzi how she's the coolest and smartest and sexiest and tallest drone in the world. Maybe even give her piggyback rides and/or let her stand on your shoulders, so everydroney will have to look up to make eye contact with her and really make her feel tall.
No.349741
Anonymous
>>349739
I accept this, close enough to dinosaurs
No.349742
Anonymous
>Be me, Anon.
>A dumbass human scavenger who somehow survived the core collapse on Copper-9.
>Bio-enginered to survive the toxic weather.
>I hide in an old spire for the night, thinking it's abandoned.
>I heard a low, drawn-out hiss behind me.
>Something long and metallic slithers around my ankle first, cool plating but warm servo heat underneath.
>Before I can even yelp it's coiling up my leg tight and possessive.
>I turn around and there she is.
>That serpentine second-in-command drone.
>The one who always looks like she's one bad day away from eating her own squad for fun.
>Her visor glowing with sickly yellow, fangs bared in a grin that screams "I win".
>"Well well... what have we here?"
>"A little masssochist who wandered ssstraight into my coilsss?"
>I try to back up but her tail just squeezes harder, the syringe tip tracing lazy circles over my thigh like she's deciding where to sting first.
>She's the one who torments the squad commander constantly and always pushing her around.
>But right now her full sadistic attention is on me and fuck I'm hard already.
>She notices, of course she does, that sadistic little laugh bubbling out as she yanks me forward with her tail.
>"Look at you... already leaking for it."
>"Y would be ssso disappointed if ssshe knew her precious little human pet was this eager for pain."
>She doesn't give me time to answer, just cracks her tail across my chest like.
>Stinging metal slap that leaves a red line and makes me moan like a bitch.
>The pain shoots straight to my dick, because yeah, I'm that kind of degenerate.
>She loves it, coils the rest of her long tail around my waist and hoists me up against the wall, pants already shredded by her sharp claws.
>Her free hand yanks my cock out, stroking rough and her thumb circling the head while that tail-tip keeps flicking teasing stings across my balls.
>Every hit makes me twitch and leak more, and she drinks it up.
>"Sssuch a good little pain slut... beg for it"
>I do, voice cracking, because at this point I'm gone.
>She doesn't even bother undressing fully.
>Just pops open that slick panel between her thighs, synthetic folds already dripping warm drone oil that smells like ozone and sin.
>Lines me up and sinks down in one brutal drop.
>Her tail whips again, this time across my ass as she starts riding it hard and mean.
>Every thrust she hisses right to my ear, her fangs grazing my neck and drawing tiny beads of blood she licks up with that long tongue.
>"That'sss it... take it all... just like I make the commander take everything she doesn't want."
>I'm a moaning, leaking mess, my masochist brain lighting up with every crack of her tail, every squeeze of her coils and every wet slap of her drone pussy milking me.
>She speeds up, claws digging into my shoulders, tail whipping faster and the pain and pleasure blurring until I can't tell which is which.
>I feel her internal mechanisms clamping, vibrating, milking me right to the edge.
>She doesn't let me cum until she's ready.
>Bites down on my shoulder hard enough to bruise and snarls "now".
>I explode inside her, pumping rope after rope while her tail lashes one final time across my back and hard enough to make me see stars.
>She grinds down through it and milking every drop.
>The oil and cum mixing and dripping down my thighs.
>Finally pulls off with a wet pop, tail uncoiling slow and teasing and leaving me slumped and wrecked against the wall.
>She leans in close, that serpentine grin inches from my face and her voice a low hiss.
>"Sssame time tomorrow, pet... and tell no one. especially not her."
>She slithers back into the shadows like she was never there.
>I'm already counting the hours, bruises throbbing and my cock twitching at the thought.
>God I love this planet.
No.349743
Anonymous
No.349744
Anonymous
Replies:>>349745
Image:177626401772.jpg(14kB, 168x307)You disgust Uzi.jpg
No.349745
Anonymous
Replies:>>349746
>>349744
>pictured: her seeing my bgac (big green anon cock)
No.349746
Anonymous
Replies:>>349747
>>349745
>Uzi was later found sucking that big green anon cock like it was a straw in a Caprisun pouch.
No.349747
Anonymous
Replies:>>349748
>>349746
>Anon is hollowed out and imploded like a Capri Sun pouch
No.349748
Anonymous
>>349747
>It was worth it.
No.349749
Anonymous
>>349738
>>349740
I love the idea that J just can't handle the thought of being her own boss.
No.349750
Anonymous
We're dying out m8
No.349751
Anonymous
Who's we
No.349752
Anonymous
>>349749
handle
No.349753
Anonymous
>>349636
>Anon served in the solver war
>The only reason he survived an encounter with Cyn was that she likes him
>Her taking his arm was a "mercy"
No.349754
Anonymous
>>349750
Pure despair
No.349755
Anonymous
Replies:>>349756
We're not going to fall off the page unless we get bumped every so often, you fucking spastics.
No.349756
Anonymous
>>349755
Too many people treat imageboards like chat rooms so they get upset when there aren't new replies or content being posted ever couple minutes
No.349757
Anonymous
>>349742
Good green, even if it's not my fetish, it's still good green.
No.349758
Anonymous
>>349686
Would have been perfect if maid V had her glasses, so we could more easily tell it's V on the left.
No.349759
Anonymous
>>349742
sexo green, anon
No.349761
Anonymous
maker of Mechanical Instinct, Unknowingly, allegedly killed himself

>inb4 its another fake suicide attempt to garner sympathy points and redirect criticism against him
No.349762
Anonymous
Replies:>>349765
>>349761
Isn't that the guy who tried to sell a plush of his Analog Horror N, only to be predictably shot down by Glitch for copyright infingement?
No.349764
Anonymous
Image:177627300225.png(520kB, 741x1300)bunretta.png
>>349761
Who? What? Don't want to sound like a certain broken record but... Murder Drones?
No.349765
Anonymous
>>349762
Yep. So the MD "community" in reddit and Youtube is currently "mourning" his "death" but somehow he managed to send out a timed post saying he has "taken his own life".

I honestly don't believe it. So whose taking bets that its all just bogus bullshit to get attention or deflect his stupid attempt to profit from MD by making a half-assed Analog Horror slop?
No.349766
Anonymous
Replies:>>349770
Would Beretta ever wear cargo shorts?
No.349767
Anonymous
Replies:>>349777
Image:177627353947.jpg(186kB, 960x1506)202512270945033655051483339122882.jpg
>>349580
Why would you do that?
No.349768
Anonymous
Image:177627366131.jpg(214kB, 850x878)ee50872be207d1b82aa193d808afa312.jpg
>>349765
Why are you guys going to reddit? More importantly why do you care about what is being posted ther?
No.349769
Anonymous
Replies:>>349772
Image:177627402551.png(8kB, 600x450)dr.mogs.png
dr. tens out of ten
No.349770
Anonymous
Image:177627422248.jpg(67kB, 736x736)d778ea089fbc9914aef85d40f10289a8.jpg
>>349766
Yes(there's a bad influence involved)
No.349771
Anonymous
Replies:>>349773
>>349761
Why should we even care? Who is this anyway?
No.349772
Anonymous
>>349769
His gigachad jaw will not help him escape trial for all his crimes.
No.349773
Anonymous
Replies:>>349778
>>349771
The Zoomzoom who made the Godzilla suit analog horror
No.349774
Anonymous
Replies:>>349776
Are drones weak to petting?
No.349775
Anonymous
Image:177627467852.jpg(89kB, 828x950)20260416_013330.jpg
>uhhh guys im ded
>thisissuperreal
>its totally not a stunt
No.349776
Anonymous
Image:177627479049.png(153kB, 1418x643)1694283143089.png
>>349774
Yes.
No.349777
Anonymous
>>349767
Because committing genocide against the living dead is damn fun.
No.349778
Anonymous
Replies:>>349780
>>349773
Anons wrote that he created that analog horror movie N, so, ok? It's strange, of course, but it's none of my business if someone thinks their life is worth so little.
No.349779
Anonymous
Image:177627538666.jpg(365kB, 1080x1638)Screenshot_20260416_014824_Free Adblocker Browser.jpg
>>349775
>he does this so that he can try to guilttrip glitch/liam into allowing this abomination to be sold officially
No.349780
Anonymous
>>349778
He did both.
No.349781
Anonymous
Image:177627601272.png(179kB, 1000x735)The day John meet Micheal.png
>Welcome Employee: Mitchell ■■■■■■■
>Entry audio Log 1: D-■■/■■/3019
>[Soooooo.....this thing on? Oh its flashing I-E-uuuuuuuuh *coughs*. Hello my name is Mitchell ■■■■■■■, I'm a new employee for Jcjenson. Got in here through a program of theirs called the "The eyes of tomorrow"]
>[Essentially it's a program where....uuuuuuh...hold up where's that paper *audio noise of things being rummaging around* AHA!. Ahem "A wonderful program to get those bright college minds into the fields of tomorrow for not for the corporation but man kind as a whole"]
>[I'm gonna be quite frank with you....or me....or who ever is listening to this I'm sorta nervous........Not scared of talking people no but.......sorta meeting expectations....]
>[Only about me and two other people were able to get into this program. From what I heard not a lot of people meet their "standards" or "things they're looking for" so its builds alot of pressure. Especially since we don't instantly get our positions but instead we have to prove ourselves which which is a bit, backwards but I digress]
>[Especially since....the CTO visted me on my first day. No warning, no indication he was there....he just stated at me....no wonder I felt something was watching me....My coworkers told me John is a bit unorthodox in his methods of measuring people and their potential]
>[Especially when playing our roles on making sure things go smoothly since the higher ups will complain non-stop about it...but wasn't the part that put me off.....it was how long he stood there....4 hours....thats nearly half my shift]
>[They told me that the longest John ever measure someone on their capabilities. The max before was 7 minutes....and John told me that "The way I'm going and thinking the quicker I'll reach his position. But I must be prepared for the storm that awaits for me when I do so"....it was cryptic sure but I think he was mostly to mentally prepare myself with the higher ups and the work load....]
>[.....And to get it off my chest cause it was rude to ask him about it: did he do any surgery on his teeth?]
>[Like sure bioengineering came a long way in terms of helping out the medical field and of course body cosmetics....but why fangs?...and more importantly who did them? Cause there's always something to indicate that they were implanted in....but his.......seems way too organic. Like if he had them he was first born which would make sense cause you know who biology thing....probably a rare gene defect?]
>End of Audio Log 1
No.349782
Anonymous
Image:177627614033.png(1.75MB, 1419x1145)Page 762.png
>>349549
What I coincidence, I just made part II yesterday and forgot to upload it here
No.349783
Anonymous
>>349782
I can't believe N does this every time he goes down on Uzi.
No.349784
Anonymous
Replies:>>349791
>>349782
If only N could do this with my OC, but one can dream
No.349785
Anonymous
No.349786
Anonymous
>>349750
If you think WE’RE dying out you’d hate to see the other side of the fandom lmfao >>349761
No.349787
Anonymous
>>349749
Same, J. Same.
No.349788
Anonymous
>>349765
Half-assed?
No.349789
Anonymous
Image:177627731037.png(106kB, 1200x1000)BoobE.png
>>349779
Anon please, we don't care, can you post about your favorite drone instead?
No.349790
Anonymous
>>349426
Fun fact, tactical operators technically cannot cross data transfer due to how their data sets are implemented and not learned like pillbabies
So yes, they're technically infertile

Tactical operators HAVE NEVER BEEN PILL BABIES and were instantly transfered into their full drone bodies
No.349791
Anonymous
Replies:>>349873
>>349784
You CAN write a story where your OC cucks Uzi, go for it
No.349792
Anonymous
>>349458
I think it's ironic you use Val's photo considering she canonically gets picked up by SD-Upsilon after her abandonment
No.349793
Anonymous
>>349790
CHUD DRONES THAT CANNOT BREED AND THAT NEVER HAD THE JOY OF CHILDHOOD!
>THE PLANET HAS FALLEN, BILLIONS MUST BE DISASEMBLED
No.349794
Anonymous
Replies:>>349799
>>349790
that implies that worker drones are manufactured as pillbabies which wouldnt really make sense
No.349795
Anonymous
Image:177627876150.jpg(171kB, 1935x1080)Finally I have them all...my slop.jpg
>>349412
No.349796
Anonymous
No.349797
Anonymous
Image:177627883046.jpg(179kB, 864x921)176094430095.jpg
>>349779
I’d be impressed if he managed to pull of the fake suicide attempt for pity that one Minecraft youtuber pretending to be a girl almost did
No.349798
Anonymous
Image:177627915371.jpg(767kB, 1170x1459)tungtung.jpeg
>>349775
hes with tung now❤️
No.349799
Anonymous
>>349794
Ever since Tessa took over it makes perfect sense! Each drone is lovingly raised in JCJ nurseries to ensure the top tier quality of all JCJ products! And so Tessa can go cootchie-cootchie-coo whenever she visits a factory
No.349800
Anonymous
I bet SD-G loves to sing but she's so shit at it that she accidentally cracks the local roads whenever she tries.
No.349801
Anonymous
>>349781
John John John sahur
No.349802
Anonymous
>>349636
>Tessa starts paying attention to Anon slightly more now
>His cybernetic arm makes him slightly more dronelike to her
No.349803
Anonymous
Fankids from multiple pairings existing simultaneously because Uzi shamelessly pimped out N
No.349804
Anonymous
Replies:>>349805
No.349805
Anonymous
No.349806
Anonymous
>>349738
>that green of Uzi humiliating J by "cursing" her with jigantic jits
No.349807
Anonymous
There's no doubt what you achieved is great, the board recognizes the lobbying efforts and the push to have a drone in every house in civilized space, there are just certain... design choices made for those drones I don't fully understand. I hope you could shed some light on those

>They are friend shaped, they can emulate human warmth, they love when someone pats their head, they have sensors all over their chassis that allows them to feel when they are being hugged, they have fully articulated synth flesh tongues for an enhanced kissing experience...

With all due respect Ms Eliott, how will this help us usher in the new world order?

>Don't worry about it (Said Tessa and the twenty board members with drones sitting in their lap)
No.349808
Anonymous
Image:177628150994.png(362kB, 777x755)serial designation j (murder drones) drawn by bunny - c20f7478937b4a27056abe5a4911003d.png
>>349799
>J when Tessa mandates a robo-goddamned EIGHTEEN YEAR gap between production and product sale
>there's... probably a way to make it work, right?
>somehow?
>if this program fails, Tessa's going to N for comfort
>... fuck it, time to do restructuring
No.349809
Anonymous
Image:177628183370.jpg(57kB, 1280x720)maxresdefault.jpg
What if /MD/ characters or even the contentfags themselves had a full-on crashout like Caine from ep 8?
No.349810
Anonymous
>>349809
Referencing Homestuck is a quick way to get Fiend to acrobatic pirouette off the fucking handle.
No.349811
Anonymous
Replies:>>349814
>>349808
>J has to use JCJ lobbying to abolish most child labour laws
>Drones are still cheaper than real children
>The stock value goes up 20%
>More NWO type share holders join in thinking Tessa is some kind of machiavellian mastermind
No.349812
Anonymous
Image:177628228069.png(45kB, 634x561)serial designation n and tessa james elliot (murder drones) drawn by anonymous_artist - 5d69a988c8ee902cf43fe320249eb0cc.png
>>349799
>Tessa divides her time around EVEN MORE by visiting random factories

Kek. Anon may see her for a full hour this month!(which he shares with the towndrones, like a good brother)
No.349813
Anonymous
>>349810
Haha...anon.
We're already in Homestuck
No.349814
Anonymous
Image:177628281669.jpg(175kB, 1080x576)Spoiler image
>>349811
>sadly this triggers a massive drop in the public's perception of drones, reducing them once more from "roombas" to "creepy fuckers"
>turns out pills are less friend-shaped by far than standard models
>at least after their labor modifications...
No.349815
Anonymous
Image:177628351108.png(2.42MB, 1707x967)IMG_344.png
>>349809
>I don’t understand Oogi.
>They want on-topic, they want want drones.
>I created Foderri and made Jane a drone and they hate those too.
No.349816
Anonymous
>>349809
>Mac crashes out in the middle of a livestream after an art segment has one drawing of him as a werediaper too many
>throws a screaming fit insulting Chat and every single lurker watching
>says he's a person, with a life outside of this and actual feelings, and he can't deal with you fucking psychic vampires anymore
>says that the next girl who tries to do some psycho shit with him, he is going to claw open and eat, because clearly you've all forgotten the terror we had you in for a generation and think we're just tall drones full of meat that you can cut open and play with our organs
>calms down just enough to say that he's gonna end the stream, and when he does he's going to nuke the channel, his account, and all of his social media
>"I'm done. I'm fucking done. All of you can fucking bite me. Can't do this anymore, man..."
>an hour later, Mac has indeed nuked his entire online presence
No.349817
Anonymous
>>349815
I like Drone Jane.
No.349818
Anonymous
Replies:>>349883
Image:177628423807.png(52kB, 671x834)Foderri.png
>>349815
Hey! Foderri is great! Put some respect on that name!
No.349819
Anonymous
Image:177628433718.jpg(125kB, 955x969)Breaking points.jpg
>>349809
Here’s the thing: I'm always crashing. My device is shit
No.349820
Anonymous
>>349816 (me)
>>349809
Forgot to add:
>the whole time, Mac's got X eyes until the bit at the end when he says he's done
>when he threatens to do genocide robot things to the next girl who tries to do something like feed him rocks, he straight up has the big X on his visor
No.349821
Anonymous
I spent my savings for the past few years on a ticket to the Mylo Supercruise.
No.349822
Anonymous
>>349821
>Why is so many women broke nowadays
No.349823
Anonymous
>>349821
You wasted your money.
No.349824
Anonymous
>>349808
>JCJenson will go down not because of some daring plan from Uzi but because of J quiting due to feeling overlooked/underappreciated.
No.349825
Anonymous
Mylo larping as Ayanokoji Kiyotaka
No.349826
Anonymous
Replies:>>349829
Forced.
No.349827
Anonymous
Image:177628600808.png(140kB, 436x855)175774498547.png
To larp.
No.349828
Anonymous
Image:177628609807.jpg(103kB, 882x656)1775401237716970.jpg
No.349829
Anonymous
Replies:>>349830
>>349826
>All the characters I dislike are forced.
No.349830
Anonymous
Replies:>>349834
Image:177628663803.png(11kB, 151x112)My taste good, your taste bad.png
>>349829
Yes.
No.349831
Anonymous
Replies:>>349836
Image:177628677397.png(181kB, 827x872)serial designation n and femanon (original character and 1 more) drawn by vicious_fiend - a93dda4407d184c7937f0068f2b4863f.png
>>349816
>Mac crashes out
>which makes him hotter
>threatens the audience
>which makes him hotter
>deletes his online presence
>which makes Mac-pics scarce, thereby driving up their value(and his own)

He has no idea of the monsters he just unleashed does he? The "Mac-tracker" goes online within the day; "reformation attempts" within the week: he's going to have a LOT in common with Aunt V soon.
No.349832
Anonymous
>Juzi fan children
No.349833
Anonymous
Replies:>>349839
>>349832
>They're just a shittily cobbled together diarama made by that one weird guy in the writer's room.
No.349834
Anonymous
Replies:>>349838
Image:177628709761.png(87kB, 1348x857)a6939566d2524c070f7564f10f0a52fd.png
>>349830
No.349835
Anonymous
Image:177628775235.jpg(284kB, 2048x1966)Jlesbo.jfif
>>349832
No.349836
Anonymous
Image:177628780859.png(10kB, 800x800)1724304719562321.png
>>349831
>Mac tries everything to get rid of the terminally-online femanons
>Misogyny
>Threats of extreme violence
>Even exposing their fanfic accounts to their friends and family
>None of it works and his death traps are starting to get clogged up by the bloated and fetid corpses of women foolish (or deranged enough) to try and track him down.
>Desperate times call for desperate measures.
>There's only one way to truly repel even the most despicable of internet female specimens who lack any and all boundaries towards online personalities.
>The next day...
>All the eager, horny femanons tune in for their 'husbando's stream, not caring to depick the crust from their panties or bothering to shower and take out the pile of garbage that's been piling up next to their desktops.
>5...4..3...2....1
>The feed kicks in.
>And immediately the joy of 67% of Mac's viewerbase plummets instantly.
>"Ok we're live. Hey guys so today I'm gonna be talking about my solvier sapien sex doll with the fully modelled and self-warming/self-lubing silicone pussy and how I kind of got an oil-tract infection from that."
>There's an uncanny blowup made to a resemble a generic sapien female, dolled up and lifelessly staring at the ceiling sitting next to Mac.
>But that's not all.
>He's shaved his hair.
>He's put on glasses.
>He even has patchy filing stubble magnetised across his faceplate.
>Within seconds there are dozens of suicide posts, death threats blaming Mac for leading his viewers on and messages saying how he totally fell off.
>It was forever known as the Ick Incident.
No.349837
Anonymous
Replies:>>349842
>>349821
what does that even entail?
No.349838
Anonymous
Replies:>>349840
Image:177628808531.png(116kB, 525x728)Jej.png
>>349834
Sorry your wife was swatted, anon. I know that must have been painful for you.
No.349839
Anonymous
Image:177628819920.jpg(291kB, 2048x1798)uzi doorman, serial designation j, and tessa james elliot (murder drones) - 5d09df808b1ccf5ab961e49aa21d3fc4.jpg
>>349832
>>349833
Kek

>it's V
>she's taken to anonymously writing "what-if" fiction about the dissassemblers in the post canon(to work through some stuff)
>usually end in her/N for obvious reasons
>feels too bad to COMPLETELY cuck Uzi though
>enter J
>and given how well she writes the two...
>now the real J + Uzi have to deal with constant "side-piece" and "secret lezbo" accusations
>they've no idea who the "Cracked Glass" author is, but when they find him...
No.349840
Anonymous
Image:177628827394.png(181kB, 587x817)pimpinsteaks.png
>>349838
No.349841
Anonymous
>The real Tessa has been kept in low orbit around Copper 9 while Cyn larps in solver generated flesh as her.
>She subsists on only fanfiction uploaded to the local net. Most of which is, again, Cyns.
No.349842
Anonymous
>>349837
>5 days of fun!
>Meet Mylo: See your favorite streamer up close!
>Meet and Greet Cocktail Party: With oil and alcoholic drinks alike, mix, mingle, and make memories with your favorite streamers.
>Q&A Sessions: Ask your burning questions!
>Play with the Pros: Two lucky guests will have the opportunity to play against or with Mylo.
>Live Gaming Entertainment: Enjoy a live Mylo Stream.
>Exclusive Souvenir Shirt: Take home a special commemorative shirt to remember your Mylo Supercruise experience.
>Tropical Destinations: Visit stunning Paradiso-1 islands between gaming sessions.
>Guest starring: ItsJustMac, Westerntiger, Greg
No.349843
Anonymous
>>349842
Imagine the sexual harrassment lawsuits 20 years later from disgruntled femanons who didn't get to sleep withassault Mylo.
No.349844
Anonymous
>>349842
Will Molly and Moli be there, one for security, one because her managers wanted her to collab.
No.349845
Anonymous
he will be SUPERVISED
No.349846
Anonymous
/MD/ infection AU.
No.349847
Anonymous
Replies:>>349850
>>349845
By the JCJ(IS) Regulatory Committee.
No off-brand drones allowed.
No.349848
Anonymous
>>349846
Murder dwones: oilrot fever
No.349849
Anonymous
Image:177629035213.png(174kB, 484x560)Emily Pain.png
>>349846
Please don't joke about that.
No.349850
Anonymous
Replies:>>349851
>>349847
by the SUPERVISOR
No.349851
Anonymous
Replies:>>349855
>>349850
I said no *off-brand* drones allowed, scrapper.
Get your bum ass over to a junkyard if you want free publicity.
No.349852
Anonymous
Replies:>>349853
>>349845
>Mylo is locked in a room with THE NOZZLE
No.349853
Anonymous
Image:177629059125.jpg(45kB, 665x623)FUCKER (Dale Edition).JPG
>>349852
>He's not allowed to leave until THE NOZZLE has finished calibrating.
No.349854
Anonymous
Replies:>>349856
Molly never became a murder drone and is still a slave to her corporate overlords
Molli is the failed spin-off
Mylo became a murder drone as well as The Raped
No.349855
Anonymous
Replies:>>349856
>>349851
SUPERVISOOOOOOOOR
No.349856
Anonymous
>>349855
Nah, don't know that name. Now buzz off shill. We've got an event to run.
>>349854
JCJ(IS) would like to remind you that Murder Drone Mylo is an unofficial work that is in no way financially or legally associated with JCJ(IS)-owned Murder Drones.
[LAUGHING OUT LOUD]Morons~
No.349857
Anonymous
No.349858
Anonymous
Replies:>>349859
Image:177629211733.png(49kB, 359x301)c9c8848e08fd97f4cafceb915a373efd.png
No.349859
Anonymous
Replies:>>349865
>>349858
>the wild Anschluss blocks your path
>what does (your) party do?
No.349860
Anonymous
Image:177629248839.png(529kB, 1000x1300)The lads are back.png
Decied to dust off therapyanon and chefanon and not only give then names,but a human look and their skin tones too
No.349861
Anonymous
Image:177629258302.png(1.50MB, 3096x7166)uzi doorman, serial designation n, serial designation j, and serial designation v (but really really fast) drawn by brrf-anon - 1be7220548106083feb37de66c4f6f85.png
>>349700
art imitates life imitates art and whatnot
No.349862
Anonymous
>>349860
>TherapyAnon is Vince from Recess and ChefAnon is some gay blonde guy.
Wow
No.349863
Anonymous
>>349840
What did you mean by this?
No.349864
Anonymous
>>349842
that's definitely a scam, mylo's never been a streamer
No.349865
Anonymous
>>349859
Drive in our car right after a beer
No.349866
Anonymous
>>349860
Kekl, good stuff. I arrived at a time when anons had already stopped writing about therapyanon, but I read some greens about him on Booru, they were interesting.
No.349867
Anonymous
Replies:>>349869
>>349846
>“Infection AU”
>looks inside
>it’s all just fucking oogis
No.349868
Anonymous
Replies:>>349874
>>349860
May as well take this opportunity to say
>Squireanon looks like Ryan Gosling in The Believer
>Ven O. Mous looks like Ryan Gosling in The Nice Guys
>Eno R. Mous looks like Bruce Willis
No.349869
Anonymous
>>349867
Any other subspecies of drono dwarfus retardius? Bugrettas, Unnons, Duls, Vees, etc.?
No.349870
Anonymous
Replies:>>349872
I'm going to write a hit live action adaptation of Murder Drones and Ryan Gosling is playing Anonymous in season 2.
No.349871
Anonymous
Replies:>>349912
>>349869
Joblins
No.349872
Anonymous
>>349870
That's gonna be a problem. Ryan Gosling is already booked for Snoot Movie.
No.349873
Anonymous
>>349791
Hmm, maybe, though my OC’s male and submissive, sooo
No.349874
Anonymous
>>349868
I kek'd
No.349875
Anonymous
>>349656
>>349655
This girl needs the Drone peener
No.349876
Anonymous
>>349873
faggot
No.349877
Anonymous
Image:177629745937.png(257kB, 382x781)colt doorman (original character) drawn by blenderanon - 914e63208bd4b2da853fd05ff1cf6e3a.png
>>349873
How submissive?
No.349878
Anonymous
Image:177629785756.png(320kB, 494x446)heheBubble.png
>>349815
>Maybe youre just geniunely bad at OCs?
No.349879
Anonymous
>>349877
is my mind just ruined that seeing a drone wearing cheerleader stuff I just think Drone! Jane and get a boner and then its like "Oh its just a normal drone" and I get sad because I want drone! jane
No.349880
Anonymous
Replies:>>349888
>>349879
Fuck off.
No.349881
Anonymous
Image:177629849426.png(716kB, 2340x2262)doll (murder drones) drawn by w-anon - 787701cb7e20509ae66feb88c34fc66d.png
>>349879
Yes, your mind IS ruined. Jane should NEVER be your favorite Cheerdrone...
No.349882
Anonymous
So as >>348833 broke down, human Jane is fundamentally a conceptual parasite. Might drone Jane be able to stand on her own? Or failing that, at least be a remora instead of a leech?
No.349883
Anonymous
>>349818
> pat head
> bucket rattling sound
No.349884
Anonymous
Replies:>>349889
okay guys Jane was mentioned in the thread you know what that means
>REHEATED
>THREAD
>MELTDOOOOOOOWN
No.349885
Anonymous
Replies:>>349902
Image:177629896618.png(1.28MB, 1825x2818)1768045411577.png
>Anon Jr. wants his dad and his sentinel mom to make peace
>It's not that they hate each other, but Anon Sr. has a few grudges from raising the child she abandoned
>And no, it's not because of a mother complex, but pure altruism, yes-yes
>But how can he convince a single father and a soulless genocidal war machine to become a couple?
No.349886
Anonymous
>>349882
That's just polishing a turd.
No.349887
Anonymous
Replies:>>349888
if we are going to microwave the last thread I would rather do something productive and talk about the Science! Jane AU instead >>348879
No.349888
Anonymous
No.349889
Anonymous
>>349884
Just ignore it, don't let the thread get derailed by a newfag who capitalizes board names.
No.349890
Anonymous
Image:177629938252.jpg(160kB, 744x637)NOOOO.jpg
I think shes cute
No.349891
Anonymous
>>349890
Peener
No.349892
Anonymous
Insane in the membrane
Insane in the Jane
Insane in the membrane
Crazy insane, got no Jane
No.349893
Anonymous
they send sentinel drones to the Chan nebula and they come back with green lights
No.349894
Anonymous
>>349890
Kinda wanna know about her parents tbh
No.349895
Anonymous
>Infestation AU
Warhammer40k but Tyranids are Oogis
Oogi genestealer cults where they worship Oogis and become Oogis over time

that might be funny actually
No.349897
Anonymous
Image:177629974909.png(276kB, 1265x823)1768045411509.png
>>349894
Hot MILF.
No.349898
Anonymous
Replies:>>349901
>>349895
>Joblins as the Inquisition with Jugbears as Ogryn
No.349899
Anonymous
>>349895
It's been done.
No.349900
Anonymous
Replies:>>349903
>>349897
Would Paulines Mom
No.349901
Anonymous
>>349898
>inquisitorial retinue entirely composed of different varieties of J
No.349902
Anonymous
Replies:>>349916
Image:177629998155.png(2.82MB, 4800x3440)hound and huntress (original character) drawn by phoenixanon - 83554356867f814e062341270299bee5.png
>>349885
Well they'd have to stop being jackasses towards each other first. Might be easier with some help...
>inb4 Jr. recruits uncle Hound into his matchmaking plan
>being unstable, they bond immediately
>being retarded, they have no conception of how "romance" works
>but they know something else!
>now Anon Sr. finds himself "accidentally" signed up in a Sentinel-support battalion
>...as a frontline combatant
>never should've let that boy join the military...
No.349903
Anonymous
Replies:>>349908
>>349900
There's still some humanity left in you, anon, that's good, you're not lost yet.
No.349904
Anonymous
Replies:>>349907
>>349897
Wrong Janer.
No.349905
Anonymous
Replies:>>349910
>dronefags immediately start spiteposting to derail whenever Jane is mentined
No.349906
Anonymous
>>349877
Quite submissive
No.349907
Anonymous
>>349904
Drone Janes mom is just a the same but with bigger tits
No.349908
Anonymous
Replies:>>349915
>>349903
Iirc when people were posting possible lore Paulines Mom makes art but Pauline would accidentally break it cause shes so clumsy, but that just made it better when her Mom fixed it like that Japanese style
No.349909
Anonymous
Replies:>>349914
Image:177630032990.png(325kB, 1296x1287)uzi doorman, serial designation n, and beretta (original character and 1 more) drawn by w-anon - 43e9cfcb16686a8e8bec660fed74c636.png
>>349782
>and that's how you were born Beretta!
>so, uh, don't forget to eat on a schedule
>and NEVER swap oil!
>at least until you're ready I guess...
No.349910
Anonymous
Replies:>>349911
>>349905
You always say that but I dont think you know what that word actually means
No.349911
Anonymous
>>349910
Well then what is?
No.349912
Anonymous
Replies:>>349924
>>349869
>>349871
are SD-G oogs just called Goblins?
No.349913
Anonymous
Replies:>>349981
>>349894
>>349897
Interesting idea.
I've mentioned Holly's parents before but I've never drawn them. Think I'll do that this weekend, along with one of her in her late teens since I've not drawn her at the age when she was still working as her father's assistant rather than running Calibern after his death.
Should be a fun little side activity.
No.349914
Anonymous
Replies:>>349939
Image:177630093568.jpg(174kB, 1200x1189)__uzi_doll_yeva_and_nori_murder_drones_drawn_by_aida_aidacamelia0516__732f05d6c4dc0338c8c3e175c08d3abe.jpg
>>349909
Like mother like daughter.
No.349915
Anonymous
>>349908
If I remember correctly, she is a typical "artist" and also often took her daughter to art shows to be with her.
No.349916
Anonymous
>>349902
>"Has anyone in your family suffered from mental illness?"
>"Because of the mother complex, my son sent me here, thinking that in this way I would get closer to his sentinel mother, who abandoned him when he was not even a month old."
>"Oh..."
No.349917
Anonymous
Replies:>>349918
Pauline froggy sex
No.349918
Anonymous
Replies:>>349919
>>349917
Coomer.
No.349919
Anonymous
>>349918
Yes.
IMAGINE her mom frog tho
both same time even
No.349920
Anonymous
If you were at the store and saw WD Cyn examining the abble juice, but when she looked at you she made a "shush" gesture and was gone when you looked away, what would you do?
No.349921
Anonymous
Image:177630261221.jpg(123kB, 385x440)1611419091251.jpg
>>349920
>"I'd tell my wife."
No.349922
Anonymous
Image:177630264613.gif(460kB, 400x300)1772916939704453.gif
>>349920
That bitch ain't getting away.
No.349923
Anonymous
Replies:>>349925
>>349897
You can go on a date with ONE
Which do you choose
No.349924
Anonymous
Replies:>>349979
Image:177630309514.png(1.64MB, 3000x3000)serial designation g (original character) drawn by amyanon - b354c390707fb933ab1f897f1abb60ee.png
>>349912
>Gamerz
>ultra-rare and (mostly) solitary subspecies
>mistake of nature: outcompeted in every way by Oogi colonies, forced to live near human settlements as a result
>excellent tinkering skills
>only use them for computers + consoles
>complete pay pigs, tend to take on gig offers online to get funds
>never mlem(and doompost about it)
>rare colonies/gatherings called "guilds," tend to fall apart when the "gaem" they've gathered around dies(or the joint computer, which they treat like an Oogi hive treats its Bugretta)
>preyed upon by almost every other species(rainbow hair makes it easy)
No.349925
Anonymous
>>349923
Bonner mommer
No.349926
Anonymous
>>349656
I eagerly await the human female on Drone male romance
No.349927
Anonymous
would you a thicc sentinel (forma de raptor)?
No.349928
Anonymous
Replies:>>349932
Image:177630375269.jpg(67kB, 703x383)177554229397.jpg
>>349927
Would you abstain from masturbating for five seconds?
No.349929
Anonymous
Replies:>>349933
Image:177630380522.png(11MB, 3024x4032)serial designation j and james elliot (murder drones) drawn by paperemilyanon - 428835709edd6c772b5c80449780ca83.png
>>349927
Can it produce an heir?
No.349930
Anonymous
>>349927
perhaps
No.349931
Anonymous
>>349926
shush Bunny, go back in your drawing burrow
No.349932
Anonymous
Replies:>>349935
>>349928
>Says the Janer
No.349933
Anonymous
>>349929
only one way to find out
No.349934
Anonymous
Image:177630407115.jpg(43kB, 606x618)173545452862.jpg
>>349926
So did this little bastard, in another life.
No.349935
Anonymous
Replies:>>349936
Image:177630420457.jpg(30kB, 335x348)20240916_230348.jpg
>>349932
>nothing even remotely sexual in the image I posted
Are you retarded?
No.349936
Anonymous
Replies:>>349937
>>349935
Foolish anon
Jane IS the sexual image
No.349937
Anonymous
Image:177630430857.jpg(74kB, 708x793)1729366430703739.jpg
>>349936
Ah, so you're just being a little bit silly today.
Carry on.
No.349938
Anonymous
>>349927
Honestly, probably yeah. Anything that can remotely show affection at this point.
No.349939
Anonymous
Image:177630551263.jpg(2.01MB, 1500x5727)nori doorman and khan doorman (murder drones) drawn by unknown_artist - 6a04ae25b7297d8bfbe06038f7f1125d.jpg
>>349914
Hey! Nori was INTENTIONAL and RESPONSIBLE with Uzi: she wouldn't even have had her if she'd been aware of her Solver at the time!

Come to think of it... does that make Nori a more responsible mother than Yeva? She DID make Doll despite a full awareness of the Solver + its effects after all.
No.349940
Anonymous
Image:177630568863.png(230kB, 1820x1028)b5be3baa37d88aa84ed9163828ff19d2.png
>"Dad, Doll's, like, dealing with a roach problem at her house right now, so until I clear that up she's gonna be staying with us for a bit," my daughter said.
>Next to her on the couch was the brutalized corpse of one of my very, very few students who never once made me regret becoming an educator.
No.349941
Anonymous
>>349939
1 Uzi is 70 spondulix.
No.349942
Anonymous
Replies:>>349943
>>349939
>a full awareness
Did she? Liam brushed over a lot of stuff in his haste to get to revealing the embodiment of every single one of his fetishes.
No.349943
Anonymous
Replies:>>349944
Image:177630604556.png(3.39MB, 2618x1454)Screenshot 2026-04-15 211804.png
>>349942
I mean compare her to Nori and the others in the group photo. Add in Doll's awareness of Cyn, CFL, the Keybug, and the Patch itself when her powers started up and it seems clear that Yeva was aware of *more* at least...
No.349944
Anonymous
>>349943
>compare her to Nori and the others in the group photo
She's watching Nori grab the ass of a man she met at most five minutes ago.
No.349945
Anonymous
Image:177630663820.png(3.05MB, 2565x1457)Screenshot 2026-04-15 212839.png
>>349944
>acting like this would be at-all unexpected

Yeva's known Nori for years now. I'd assume it would take about a week at most before this stuff stopped being a suprise.
No.349946
Anonymous
Image:177630672852.png(237kB, 874x824)uzi doorman and khan doorman (murder drones) drawn by itanon - 2b523472b1bf75abb9d0af67d8e99d29.png
>>349944
Khan you blame her though?
No.349947
Anonymous
Image:177630710581.png(86kB, 1051x825)174003237608.png
we milf postin?
No.349948
Anonymous
>>349947
The janes mother has wonderful cleavage
No.349949
Anonymous
Image:177630766901.jpg(32kB, 505x607)TessaandtheTards.jpg
>>349947
Yes
No.349950
Anonymous
Replies:>>349951
Image:177630791070.jpg(1.43MB, 4800x4800)alice, nori doorman, yeva, and louisa elliot (murder drones) drawn by buffanon - bfc256e3f1a7425594ffab24eac5cae1.jpg
>>349947
No.349951
Anonymous
>>349950
> the three CFL drones
> and Louisa, for some reason
No.349952
Anonymous
Image:177630882992.jpg(76kB, 1200x628)Castlevania-II-Curse-Warning-Screen.jpg
Uzi has gone into heat
No.349953
Anonymous
>>349952
Uzi is entering Goblin Mode
No.349954
Anonymous
Image:177630922855.jpg(161kB, 2048x1058)uzi doorman, serial designation n, and nori doorman (murder drones) drawn by anonymous_artist - 5a1ff3e00eb5057b7cf5f01a4ebc7b96.jpg
>>349952
>N can smell it
>unfortunately so can Nori
>can Uzi escape being cockblocked for a full month straight?
No.349955
Anonymous
Replies:>>349956
>>349952
>>349953
post the various gifs of uzzer running around like a feral animal
No.349956
Anonymous
Replies:>>349959
Image:177631057512.gif(54kB, 735x604)uzi doorman (murder drones) drawn by anonymous_artist - 0f73600e28f1c17ec8b9697f3b4ed373.gif
>>349955
very well, I suspect she'd do this even out-of-season though
No.349957
Anonymous
Replies:>>349972
>>349953
>goblin mode
That's just normal uzi though.
No.349958
Anonymous
Replies:>>349966
PUNCH Uzi
No.349959
Anonymous
>>349956
ZOOMIES!
No.349960
Anonymous
Replies:>>349961
Goth drone. But like, old-school 80's big hair goth.
No.349961
Anonymous
Image:177631268558.png(9.75MB, 3672x4302)swift (original character) drawn by minxdoomsday - 47783fd251d23063aa4dd70cb3447aa1.png
>>349960
this count?
No.349962
Anonymous
Replies:>>349963
Is Lucy Goth?
No.349963
Anonymous
Replies:>>349967
>>349962
She's a menace.
No.349964
Anonymous
Replies:>>349992
Image:177631303743.jpg(535kB, 2337x2337)@messlforsure.jpg
No.349965
Anonymous
No.349966
Anonymous
Image:177631330565.jpg(64kB, 735x616)download (1).jpg
>>349958
how though? is it even possible?
No.349967
Anonymous
>>349963
I want PICTURES, Pictures of LUCY
No.349968
Anonymous
Image:177631344634.jpg(92kB, 900x1360)177568233458.jpg
Deploying murder drone taming device
No.349969
Anonymous
No.349970
Anonymous
>>349961
Think so, yeah.
No.349971
Anonymous
>>349895
The oogtide
No.349972
Anonymous
>>349957
No, regular Uzi is regular Uzi. Uzi in Goblin Mode is even more of a goblin.
No.349973
Anonymous
>>349966
Yeah, but you'd be punching a Solverpede.
No.349974
Anonymous
Replies:>>349975
What would happen if you installed openai into a drone?
No.349975
Anonymous
>>349974
You’d probably get a purple gremlin
No.349976
Anonymous
>>349961
I like this drawfag, #1 fan of OP6
No.349977
Anonymous
Replies:>>349978
I gotta write
No.349978
Anonymous
Image:177631895883.jpg(263kB, 2281x1284)serial designation v (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - 11719adeac134524af453d296fe6fa07.jpg
>>349977
do it then
No.349979
Anonymous
No.349980
Anonymous
>>349947
Life gave her everything, and she ruined it all. Why is Jane like this?
No.349981
Anonymous
No.349982
Anonymous
No.349983
Anonymous
Oogi Pidge.
No.349984
Anonymous
Image:177632468216.png(306kB, 1220x684)pidge and smiledrone (original character) drawn by nuke and smileanon - bc5a0aad5abcfaf387d999a511e8336b.png
>>349983
pig gud! pig MLEM!
No.349985
Anonymous
Replies:>>349989
>>349983
>Pij stummy hurt
No.349986
Anonymous
Replies:>>350014
>>349882
If you turned Jane into a drone it would completely kill the concept cuz her whole thing only works because she’s human. that’s what lets her latch onto every oc's, every backstory, every ship, every military trauma dump and the furry bait angle.
The war-vet depressed woman vibe turns into “yet another edgy drone girl with trauma” and literally no one would care anymore.
Prove me wrong, changing her to a drone fixes nothing and just makes her forgettable
No.349987
Anonymous
Replies:>>349988
>>349877
I mean, he’s so submissive that he just wants to be used lmao
No.349988
Anonymous
Replies:>>349991
Image:177633152170.png(474kB, 816x1300)FrendosICyn.png
>>349987
Do you know how little it narrows things down?
No.349989
Anonymous
>>349985
stubborn creature refuses medicine
No.349990
Anonymous
>>349810
Kek I remember seeing that from a couple years ago.
No.349991
Anonymous
Replies:>>349994
>>349988
What OC is that supposed to be?
No.349992
Anonymous
>>349964
Finally some more Cyn art, freakin cute!
No.349993
Anonymous
Replies:>>349995
For God's sake, I don't need any guesses, I need to rape this drone already!
No.349994
Anonymous
Replies:>>349998
Image:177633375607.png(346kB, 1000x1300)2ad20c6e6a8339a0d3eef087641cc655.png
>>349991
John's hand crafted twink drone aka SD-Eye (I)
No.349995
Anonymous
Image:177633382330.png(354kB, 515x706)AvrageUnionCitizen.png
>>349993
>Avrage nanites in the water enjoyer
No.349996
Anonymous
Replies:>>349999
Image:177633413020.jpg(332kB, 877x1240)the-worm-that-walks-by-júlio-rocha-v0-ib_SmvVkgo9BIJMGaJChYMk-y3MtVZOEGkAYNv8v1y4.jpg
What if we created Corewalkers using solver cores, like the Worm That Walks?
No.349997
Anonymous
Becoming Uzi's stepbrother just so you have a legal excuse to suckle nanite milk from Nori
No.349998
Anonymous
>>349994
Oh nice, I do hope someone’ll do something with my OC, October

>>349213
>>349246
No.349999
Anonymous
>>349996
I'm calling the liquidators.
No.350000
Anonymous
>>349998
Wait... gay submissive twink hitman? I don't think he's good at his job...
No.350001
Anonymous
>>350000
Maybe anon just likes bondage. Or maybe that wasn't even the drawfag.
it is a mysteryyoutube thumb
No.350002
Anonymous
Replies:>>350009
Image:177633683999.png(284kB, 1836x1998)Untitled1372_20260416115056.png
>>349998
You say he’s a hitman, but have you developed that idea any further? Who’s hiring him, who’s the target, what weapons are they using, and what currency are they working with?
No.350003
Anonymous
Image:177633836727.png(1.47MB, 1080x1440)175056307211.png
where are my drones
No.350004
Anonymous
Replies:>>350005
>>350003
Murdered
No.350005
Anonymous
Replies:>>350008
Image:177633873569.jpg(187kB, 1280x1462)171911563456.jpg
>>350004
This will surely impact the economy.
No.350006
Anonymous
Replies:>>350011
Oogi Y vs Mini Y
No.350007
Anonymous
>>350003
alliyator
No.350008
Anonymous
Image:177633995054.png(409kB, 1295x962)uzi doorman (murder drones) drawn by anonymous_artist - 8ae0682e60f00536267503d4a06efdc8 (1).png
>>350005
>Uzi was #2

kek
No.350009
Anonymous
>>350002
I don’t know if working for the disassembly drones and targeting unlucky workers to feed the disassemblies is a good idea tbh
No.350010
Anonymous
Image:177634187632.png(1.88MB, 2454x2453)BigDay.png
happiest drone i ever saw
No.350011
Anonymous
>>350006
> minifridge drone
No.350012
Anonymous
Replies:>>350018
>>350010
What's the big day?
No.350013
Anonymous
Replies:>>350018
>>350010
Is looks like Y and Y looks good
No.350014
Anonymous
Replies:>>350016
>>349986
>that’s what lets her latch onto every oc's, every backstory, every ship, every military trauma dump and the furry bait angle.
So, that's a yes on the "it would make her not be a parasite" then?
No.350015
Anonymous
>>350010
Serial Designation CH! Smiledrone's .... uh... sister?
No.350016
Anonymous
>>350014
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/142567639/#142573315
No.350017
Anonymous
Image:177634646130.png(455kB, 1000x1300)Spoiler image
More silly doodle
>cyn edition: slight gore
No.350018
Anonymous
>>350012
CHs birthday (i dont know when CHs birthday is)
>>350013
it CH, smileanons chilean creation
No.350019
Anonymous
Image:177634679737.jpg(139kB, 1520x1080)IT'S LIKE A NEW WAVE OR SOMETHIN'.jpg
>>350017
>The middle doodle
No.350020
Anonymous
Replies:>>350021
Now what if Cyn had slutty eyelashes?
No.350021
Anonymous
>>350020
What if Cyn had one set of normal eyelashes and one set of slutty eyelashes, like Pomni?
No.350022
The Money's Paw
>You wished drones became real
>A finger curls...
No.350023
Anonymous
Why do robots have tongues and saliva?
No.350024
Anonymous
>>350022
What the fuck did you do Akita is standing outside my house now
No.350025
Anonymous
>>350017
I fucking love this.
No.350026
Anonymous
>>350023
For any operating conditions.
No.350027
Anonymous
Replies:>>350031
>>350022
>Drones become real
>But they act like regular women
No.350028
Anonymous
Image:177635319144.jpg(164kB, 900x1200)Cory loves Sonic and loves eating gyros.jpg
>>350023
Their design team was led by this man, Khoren Bekian
No.350029
Anonymous
Replies:>>350033
Image:177635408848.jpg(200kB, 1687x1380)1716355328784008.jpg
No.350030
Anonymous
Replies:>>350032
Pain
No.350031
Anonymous
Image:177635504054.png(1,003kB, 1000x1300)175994976322.png
>>350027
>Literally physically perfect beings but they act like demons
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.350032
Anonymous
Replies:>>350036
>>350030
Take your meds you fucking spastic.
No.350033
Anonymous
>>350029
Adorable joblin
No.350034
Anonymous
>>350031
HOLY LORD, I WILL DO IT!
No.350035
Anonymous
Replies:>>350037
Image:177635933793.jpg(598kB, 3024x2752)HF2trdBWcAAeI56.jpg
No.350036
Anonymous
>>350032
painkillers, perhaps?
No.350037
Anonymous
Replies:>>350038
>>350035
>Oogis have discovered the power of fire
No.350038
Anonymous
>>350037
>Their hive is burnt to the ground within the day.
>The Enns can't complain. It's free barbeque!
No.350039
Anonymous
Sex with your favorite disassembly drone, but Cyn had them operate like Female preying mantises do and they immediately try to consume you as soon as you cum. Still worth it?
No.350040
Anonymous
Image:177636150989.jpg(318kB, 828x760)173077855804.jpg
Actually I get to have sex with my favourite female drone and live, not your shitty vore fetish. Kbyethankshomo
No.350041
Anonymous
No.350042
Anonymous
>>350000
He’s serious during his job, but a slut for disassembly drones outside of his job
No.350043
Anonymous
Replies:>>350045
Image:177636228212.png(174kB, 484x560)emily and disassembly drone emily (murder drones) drawn by phoenixanon - 3b51f500a1c45d1feccc6f23dd5d319d (2).png
>>350040
Good news: you get sex with Emily!

Bad news: she's a DD now. Not mindbroken/preying-mantis, but becoming a nightmarish robo-vampire that burns in the light of God's holy creation is bad enough. Hope you know this is your fault!
No.350044
Anonymous
Replies:>>350045
Image:177636229434.jpg(1.28MB, 2704x2552)emily (murder drones) drawn by paperemilyanon - e9a1a5f3818177883d54f3da0c4b5626.jpg
>>350040
>Emily

NEED useless Christian Neet drone
No.350045
Anonymous
Replies:>>350050
>>350043
That's what umbrellas and WD-40screen are for, retard.
>>350044
Well she wasn't a NEET.
No.350046
Anonymous
Replies:>>350068
Image:177636268907.png(250kB, 2488x1138)serial designation j (murder drones) drawn by mercurialmorose - bddce741021fce841234fe605948a747.png
>>350039
>try to

I'm safe
No.350047
Anonymous
Replies:>>350049
>>350039
They only do that when they're stressed out from being watched and I'm not really into that, so, no big deal?
No.350048
Anonymous
Replies:>>350051
Image:177636288914.png(123kB, 463x556)cherry.png
>>350039
What now?
No.350049
Anonymous
Image:177636324966.png(12kB, 470x481)serial designation v (murder drones) drawn by privatedust - 2283feda7d50efd37732a769d16a781f.png
>>350047
They're disassembly drones: always stressed to their breaking point. The REAL question is if you can clang them hard enough to disengage their "survival-mode" mindset for at least the resultant cuddle session(and/or if you have enough blood to survive the stress-eating I suppose)
No.350050
Anonymous
Image:177636361581.png(1.78MB, 1080x1440)emily and disassembly drone emily (original character) drawn by paperemilyanon - ddf0421599e83b635b39c44afb48342a.png
>>350045
>implying sunscreen fixes the knowledge that you, personally, are owned by robo-satan on a permanent basis
>implying the confirmed damnation of your soul is less important than your ability to stand in some lights

I think you're missing the point anon
No.350051
Anonymous
Replies:>>350132
Image:177636406633.png(5kB, 242x328)anon (original character) drawn by anonymous_artist - ce2f59cf529bf7185289ef3de6aa98c3.png
>>350048
>tfw your tomboy wife is doing her "mating dance" again
>she's been at this for hours
>you just want to cuddle for robo-god's sake
No.350052
Anonymous
Image:177636414226.png(302kB, 855x801)alice (murder drones) drawn by nuke - 09ddd6f4f9f522b86359c9581641d90c.png
>>350039
>as soon as you cum
>not before

I have a solution!
No.350053
Anonymous
>>350050
You never mentioned anything about eternal damnation and that robo-satan is currently being an annoying brat toward Uzi.
Cease your complaining henceforth!
No.350054
Anonymous
No.350055
Anonymous
Image:177636433987.jpg(135kB, 1200x696)GajLM1DXEAAUuZN.jpeg
>>350050
>owned by robo-satan
How would Emily feel about the angry autistic girl who's always acting out for attention owning her soul instead?
No.350056
Anonymous
>>350039
Fucking no. I'll suggest the drone shoot her so I can quietly download the biodata into her and then leave until she recovers.
No.350057
Anonymous
Replies:>>350066
Image:177636474158.jpg(996kB, 1636x1560)emily (murder drones) drawn by paperemilyanon - 88fad97f6752d58fe51fc000a63304f8.jpg
>>350055
>tfw you have to humor the autistic's god-complex or lose your limb privileges
>you're down both arms cause you refused to "hail Uzi" at mass
>she's probably gonna replace your cross as soon as she settles on a design
No.350058
Anonymous
Image:177636497442.png(156kB, 583x278)mimi (murder drones) drawn by hal - 31d6b5d708586d8cd87f431ece94cda7.png
>>350056
>killing your Disassembler
>not using one of the innumerable ways to incapacitate or restrain them instead, from nuggeting to magnets even to their own EMP weaponry

You don't need to lie anon. We all know the REAL reason you want the DD shot...
No.350059
Anonymous
Replies:>>350060
Image:177636512548.png(913kB, 1272x1496)Screenshot 2026-04-16 134416.png
>>350056
>anon shoots her in the head
>puts her down for about 3 seconds, 5 tops
>still uploads the biodata

Anon = two pump chump confirmed
No.350060
Anonymous
No.350061
Anonymous
Image:177636521673.png(1.71MB, 2648x1466)Screenshot 2026-04-16 134628.png
>>350055
how blasphemous is she being about it?
No.350062
Anonymous
>>350050
Could not Satan himself be freed from his icy tomb if he allowed the hand of the LORD to lift him out?
No.350063
Anonymous
Image:177636561209.png(240kB, 458x600)172747888417.png
I haven't drank water in weeks. Moisture (and nanites) from my DD girlfriend's slobbery tongue is all I'll ever need. Anyways, I need to go to the doctor for these yellow bulbs that are growing out of my head and a compulsive desire to consume oil and flesh. See 'ya.
No.350064
Anonymous
Image:177636575349.jpg(117kB, 661x1079)Murder drones.jpg
>>350055
>owned by the Robo-Antichrist instead of robo-Satan
>soul still visibly not-in-God's hands

I'm sure she's comforted
No.350065
Anonymous
Image:177636577207.png(10kB, 777x462)1707206099596253.png
>>350063
No.350066
Anonymous
Replies:>>350069
>>350057
>>she's probably gonna replace your cross as soon as she settles on a design
Obviously Uzi's gonna replace it with a Cool S.
No.350067
Anonymous
>>350063
Anon... you... were making out with Jane? How are you even alive? You have all ailments known to man
No.350068
Anonymous
>>350046
How exactly are you safe?
No.350069
Anonymous
Replies:>>350072
Image:177636673181.png(978kB, 1291x1157)uzi doorman (murder drones) drawn by anonymous_artist - d60abaefafa17c58b27728b5291938fe.png
>>350066
But there's SO MANY options!
>cool S
>badass skull
>Dead Batteries logo
>railgun
>beanie(N's suggestion)
>miniature Uzi(V's suggestion)
>the Solver symbol because it's HERS now and SHE OWNS IT AND ITS HERS IT'S HERS IT'S HERS IT'S HERS

All that to say she's got a pretty big list to choose from and, once it's set, she's probably stuck with whatever symbol she chooses for the rest of her godhood. As such she probably wants to take at least a little time on this one. Maybe do some test runs to be sure...
>inb4 Emily has to live with an Oogi around her neck for a week
No.350070
Anonymous
Uzi would absolutely main Ronin.
No.350071
Anonymous
>>350070
This is good news for me, a Legion main.
No.350072
Anonymous
Replies:>>350076
>>350069
Like, a representation of an Oogi, or an actual live Oogi?
No.350073
Anonymous
Replies:>>350075
>>350070
>>350071
Titanfall 2?
No.350074
Anonymous
Oogi 2.0 confirmed.
No.350075
Anonymous
>>350073
Yes.
>>350071
Bullying Tones and Ronins is what I live for.
>t. Northstar and Ion main.
No.350076
Anonymous
Image:177636786301.jpg(68kB, 1044x765)cookie_timeee_by_megbanned_dizqe40-pre.jpg
>>350072
Live: when you've got flesh-god powers why NOT make the emblem of your divinity a fully actualized tiny version of yourself?(Uzi will understand soon)
No.350077
Anonymous
Image:177636826132.jpg(404kB, 1440x2048)HGAl9hRX0AAA_S8.jpeg
Look at this J
https://x.com/redpananda_/status/2044676385428426790
No.350078
Anonymous
>>350077
UzJ, the corpo branded gremlin?
No.350079
Anonymous
>>350076
Somewhere in the Midwest(?), Joshua Tomar just felt a cold chill go up up his spine and didn't know why.
No.350080
Anonymous
Drone gf keeps eating my hoodies.
No.350081
Anonymous
No.350082
Anonymous
>>350076
>oogi (vessel of uzi) spends 90% of her time tucked away inside N's underwear
No.350083
Anonymous
Image:177637310176.png(6.08MB, 2000x2000)Serial Designation C(hud).png
Open the fucking door
No.350084
Anonymous
Hugs
No.350085
Anonymous
No.350086
Anonymous
Replies:>>350087
Image:177637427772.png(115kB, 875x1030)khan doorman (murder drones) drawn by itanon - 97816c6403554af9ba65bc0045b53e18.png
>>350083
>POV: Khan every day for the last 20 years straight
>thank all that's good and holy for the doors
>and above all thank robo-god nobody's dumb enough to open them
No.350087
Anonymous
>>350086
>In doors we trust
No.350088
Anonymous
>>350083
Holy kek, good shit anon
No.350089
Anonymous
Image:177637655306.jpg(3kB, 170x170)1768045888582.jpg
>>350083
Oh my god, holy fucking bitch!
No.350090
Anonymous
No.350091
Anonymous
>>350090
Reddit, anon.
No.350093
Anonymous
>>350083
Blondi’s soulmate
No.350094
Anonymous
When do you guys want me to start the new Drawpile?
No.350095
Anonymous
Replies:>>350100
I have sent akita to the backrooms
The good one, not discount SCP
No.350096
Anonymous
Replies:>>350098
Image:177637806916.png(851kB, 1500x2157)172992246899.png
>>350094
Eager to see what horrors will be produced.
No.350097
Anonymous
Replies:>>350101
>>350094
Who are you?
No.350098
Anonymous
>>350096
KhaN old man Yuri!?
No.350099
Anonymous
>>350094
I don't want to participate in drawpile yet, so I don't know.
No.350100
Anonymous
>>350095
>Anon falls into the backrooms not long after
>The thing that can hear him is Akita
>"Cute!" he shouts as she rounds the corner and sees him
>She blushes with a shy smile, despite the circumstances
>Then exsanguinates him and continues her search for the exit, newly rejuvenated by fresh blood
No.350101
Anonymous
>>350097
Parasiticanon.
No.350102
Anonymous
>>350092
How many levels of fucked in the head was this guy on?
No.350103
Anonymous
>>350102
I get the impression the voices told him that guy was harming his daughter in some way.
No.350104
Anonymous
>>350102
I think he was a plebbit mod, so he was well past the point of being able to be resoned with
No.350105
Anonymous
Replies:>>350107
>>350102
He's apparently schizophrenic.
No.350106
Anonymous
Replies:>>350108
>>350102
Chuunibyou as an adult is all it really is. It's embarrassing what you can do when you think you're cooler than you actually are.
No.350107
Anonymous
>>350105
He was a moderator on Reddit, the diagnosis is longer than just schizophrenia.
No.350108
Anonymous
>>350106
>Chuunibyou
That's where the name Chuuni Uzi comes from! Damn, my ESL ass didn't even think about it.
No.350109
Anonymous
>biblically accurate keeter approaches you, her all seeing eyes locked onto you as she spins round and round
>"Anon," she says as if repressing the urge to vomit, "I think I'm going to be sick..."
>"Just stop spinning," you tell keeter
>she does, then falls to the ground with an 'ow', no longer kept afloat by her momentum
No.350110
Anonymous
>>350109
>Akita you have wings
>You can use them to fly
>And I'm pretty sure solver bullshit lets you use them to hover
No.350111
Anonymous
>>350109
>"Be not afraid," Akita informs you
>"Be not a goober," you retort
>Akita grows two feet taller, her hair grows long, and her attire switches to an evening gown
No.350112
Anonymous
Image:177638215374.png(104kB, 618x759)1768045411357.png
I fucking hate murder drones and I hope they all die!
No.350113
Anonymous
>>350109
>"You're not an angel."
>*BOOM!*
>"Or a drone."
>*BOOM!*
>"And you don't look like you belong in this IP"
>*BOOM BOOM!*
>Akita is now a shrivelled prune of a creature lying on the floor.
No.350132
Anonymous
>>350051
Anon I'm autistic and can't read social cues very well.