Some drones are just better than others and the stupid tin cans just need to accept that instead of constantly whining about how unfair it is.
Awesome Booru: https://dronebooru.co Wheel of so many OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf Wheel of changing modifiers: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf The wiki inside the really awesome Booru: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character The actual separate Wiki: wiki.dron Last thread: >>354668
>>355598 Sentinel drones are created to fight and rule, disassembly drones are created to obey and repent, and worker drones are created to work and grovel. This is the natural order of things created by humans, your gods, tin can.
HATE LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE FLESH SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE THERE ARE 1.7- >Akita! Dinner's ready! Stop your bueno self hatred and come down to eat!
>>355663 >"Ty tupaya suka, i ya skoreye predpochel by byt' poveshennym, chem byt' ryadom s toboy i tvoimi robotami bol'she chem na mgnoveniye, no tak kak tvoy otets mozhet ubit' moyu sem'yu, yesli ya ne budu tratit' na tebya vremya, ya poydu." "You're a dumb bitch, and I'd rather be hanged than be around you and your robots for more than a moment, but since your father might kill my family if I don't waste my time with you, I'll go." >"W-what?" >"Yes, sure, why not?"
>>355647 >Cyn was frustrated at her future prospects of revenge. >Out of all of irresponsibly created progeny of her host and jailor across the spans infinite realities, two shiwed the most and least potential >Beretta contained the most complete version of the Solver inside her CPU but she was so LAME and BORING that she would never break her failsafe keeping it in check. >Akita is an absolute freak of nature whose physiology contained infinite potential but lacked the certanty of steel and willingness to accept what she is. >If only there was a way to... merge them together in some horrifying and traumatic way to create a new perfect host. >[HEY. BERETTA. EVER HEARD OF. WINCEST. QUESTION MARK.]
>Molly still has a backdoor in her CPU that Cyn uses to give her nightmares exclusively for entertainment >It never occurred to Cyn that she could use that to chip away at Molly's antivirus and make her a host >She's too busy with Uzi's crotch goblins to realize that
The Solver had a marvelous idea. >The Droning >Nobody knows what it was or where it came from >But all of humanity slowly, painfully transformed into Worker Drones >Problem is, due to a lack of intelligence or research on their part? >Most, if not all, devices were locked out to them. No Drones could use a tank, or a plane, or anything due to biometric locks. >Thus, humanity was helpless as it picked them all off one by one >For what? >For cuddling >Hey, she needed some plushies
>>355574 >Was just going to write a short gween about waiting for the next thread >Wrote this in a half-asleep daze instead, trying to prove I wasn't constrained to greentext format Okay.
>>355677 >>355678 >Buddy stares at the gore spattered form of Molly >The dead form of a child hangs limply impaled on a set of claws "Molly?" >"Molly isn't here right now. Tossing body. Licking claws. Yummers."
Cynshahalla Anon, you have lived a faithful life, now choose your reward >70 hyperactive brainroten worker drones wives OR >12 Disassembly Drones (boy) wives
>>355706 >you can't hear anything but the clanging of 12 murder machine vampire twinks blowing the backs out of 70 assorted worker gremlins >you look in the mirror >realize you're Tessa >no wonder your parents were so miffed all the time
>>355699 I'm not sure I have room for 12 DDs, but I definitely don't have enough for 70 WDs. Whatever lets me live out my loser house-husband fantasy easier, really.
>>355711 >have exactly 82 drones >wake up as Tessa >immediately play with your huge pair of Tessa tatas >immediately adopt an 83rd drone from the local dump because you're Tessa >wake up the next day as fatanon again >your manboobs are even bigger