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No.355585
Murder Drones #361Anonymous
Replies:>>355602>>355612>>355617>>356042
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Some drones are just better than others and the stupid tin cans just need to accept that instead of constantly whining about how unfair it is.

Awesome Booru: https://dronebooru.co
Wheel of so many OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf
Wheel of changing modifiers: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf
The wiki inside the really awesome Booru: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character
The actual separate Wiki: wiki.dron
Last thread: >>354668
No.355587
Anonymous
Replies:>>355591
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Drone correction is a human responsibility!
No.355588
Anonymous
Replies:>>355595
The death of /md/
No.355589
Anonymous
Doomer drone is a confirmed Solver Witch. She must be executed and Anon taken away from her.
No.355590
Anonymous
Replies:>>355592>>355593>>355599>>355600>>355629>>355631>>355644
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Finally done alice
No.355591
Anonymous
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>>355587
I am ready to show every drone the power of humanity, even the blue Peacock.
No.355592
Anonymous
>>355590
Fuck, this is the level of absurdity I love.
No.355593
Anonymous
Replies:>>356477
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>>355590
>boom box
I'm fine with the pants but this is just autistic nigger shit.
No.355594
Anonymous
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>355588
No.355595
Anonymous
Replies:>>355596
>>355588
the impregnation of /md/
No.355596
Anonymous
Replies:>>355597
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>>355595
every Anon gets to plap their drone? Femanons get plapped by N?
No.355597
Anonymous
>>355596
Femanons get put in the sensory deprivation tank.
No.355598
Anonymous
Replies:>>355601
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Bad OP
No.355599
Anonymous
Replies:>>356477
>>355590
can you fuck off back to twitter
No.355600
Anonymous
>>355590
Alice after trying blc
No.355601
Anonymous
Replies:>>355674
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>>355598
Sentinel drones are created to fight and rule, disassembly drones are created to obey and repent, and worker drones are created to work and grovel. This is the natural order of things created by humans, your gods, tin can.
No.355602
Anonymous
Replies:>>355616
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>>355585
The tin cans and vampires will always be better.
No.355603
Anonymous
Replies:>>355604
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Humanity is dead tho
No.355604
Anonymous
Replies:>>355605
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>>355603
Heavy TF2 X SD-CH /MD/ when?
No.355605
Anonymous
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>>355604
When you come closer
No.355606
Anonymous
Replies:>>355607>>355608>>355609
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All drones are made for sexo
No.355607
Anonymous
>>355606
Dobson drone
No.355608
Anonymous
Replies:>>355610
>>355606
No matter if it's the boy or his genderbend variant I am not going to fuck this fatty.
No.355609
Anonymous
>>355606
MovieBob drone
No.355610
Anonymous
Replies:>>355611
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>>355608
Either way you're buying the season pass in the newest drone of duty
No.355611
Anonymous
Replies:>>355613
>>355610
>filename
Would she fuck me too?
No.355612
Anonymous
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>>355585
>[Yes. Shit Eating Grin]
No.355613
Anonymous
Replies:>>355614>>355618
>>355611
Are you willing to go through the gamer girl courtship ritual? 1v1, sniper head shots only, winner tops
No.355614
Anonymous
Replies:>>355615
>>355613
>CoD
>Not Unreal Tournament
We're breaking up.
No.355615
Anonymous
>>355614
There is a sniper rifle in unreal tho Also quake is better
No.355616
Anonymous
>>355602
>The benchod bloody bitch vomit lesbian took my ass saar
>I can't shit
No.355617
Anonymous
Replies:>>355636
>>355585
mmmm
Pavster abs
No.355618
Anonymous
Image:177860633120.png(2.97MB, 1700x2000)serial designation g (original character) drawn by phoenixanon - bbd4a2fbf38d5feb41091e35f5cde145.png
>>355613
If she's making me play corposlop(abuse), then I might as well exchange her for the REAL best gamerdrone
No.355619
Anonymous
Replies:>>355620
I pit G and femDubs against eachother
No.355620
Anonymous
>>355619
They team up and drain your wallet to buy micro transactions
No.355621
Anonymous
Replies:>>355623
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No.355622
Anonymous
HATE
LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE FLESH SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE
THERE ARE 1.7-
>Akita! Dinner's ready! Stop your bueno self hatred and come down to eat!
No.355623
Anonymous
Replies:>>355624>>355625>>355626
>>355621
What is he blushing about?
No.355624
Anonymous
>>355623
he saw nonoko
No.355625
Anonymous
>>355623
Saw a naked anon.
No.355626
Anonymous
>>355623
He saw akita akit-milkers
No.355627
Anonymous
Replies:>>355630>>355632>>355634>>355635
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Tosa's toesies.
No.355628
Anonymous
Replies:>>355672
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>Ruins your thread
No.355629
Anonymous
>>355590
Based as hell.
No.355631
Anonymous
>>355590
Nice
No.355632
Anonymous
Replies:>>355633
>>355627
Awwww
No.355633
Anonymous
>>355632
wwwwA
No.355634
Anonymous
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>>355627
Lilblucat drew those heels for a reason, but I'm telling you, anon, I won't fall for those pads and smug face.

I've fallen, but not that far.
No.355635
Anonymous
>>355627
>Alpha sucks on them grippers
No.355636
Anonymous
Replies:>>355669
>>355617
Imagine what it would be like to lay your head on that: fucking hard, but damn, just imagine what it would feel like.
No.355637
Anonymous
Replies:>>355641>>355650
Female Pavo
No.355638
Anonymous
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No.355639
Anonymous
I’m glad Jane, mutant, Solver War slop finally died out.
How long until Pervo fades into irrelevance too?
No.355640
Anonymous
Replies:>>355643
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N safe from femcels beneath his blankie.
No.355641
Anonymous
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>>355637
>Pavo is a pajeet
>FemPavo is a SEAmonkey
No.355642
Anonymous
Replies:>>355645>>355648
Rape all mutants
No.355643
Anonymous
>>355640
Yayyyy
No.355644
Anonymous
Replies:>>356477
>>355590
>Boom box
Gay
No.355645
Anonymous
Replies:>>355646
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>>355642
Okay, but first we'll see if you can survive at least one. Let's start with the easiest: Abby.
No.355646
Anonymous
Replies:>>355655
>>355645
Easy
Tell her that I have a ship and can take her to eat Jane and then get raped by her
No.355647
Anonymous
Replies:>>355651>>355675
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No.355648
Anonymous
>>355642
>Mutants
Nobody cares about them anymore
No.355649
Anonymous
Replies:>>355656>>355657
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Cool nature facts, if a creature sticks around a being long enough it'll at times mimic and or copy the emotions or attitude of that being.
No.355650
Anonymous
Replies:>>355652>>355669
>>355637
Come on, anon, you're not THAT interested in a tall blue drone girl with a big rear, a confident personality, and a sadistic streak, right?
No.355651
Anonymous
>>355647
Dummy beams
No.355652
Anonymous
Replies:>>355653
>>355650
Anon she's a lesbian
No.355653
Anonymous
Replies:>>355673
>>355652
Only if her technician is, bby.
No.355654
Anonymous
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>akita got into the cryobay
>found 'some' extra mass to play with
No.355655
Anonymous
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>>355646
Bastard, you came prepared...

Okay, jokes aside, in that case, I'm laying all my cards on the table, let's see how you survive JANE!
No.355656
Anonymous
>>355649
I think this is called education.
No.355657
Anonymous
>>355649
Kek
No.355658
Anonymous
Replies:>>355659
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List the cons of marrying a mech drone because I only see pros.
No.355659
Anonymous
>>355658
You'd be marrying slop.
No.355660
Anonymous
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Who and who?
No.355661
Anonymous
Replies:>>355662>>355664>>355667>>355668>>355670>>355671>>355722
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This rich family I'm visiting has these funny ass robots I'm laughing my ass off
No.355662
Anonymous
>>355661
I’m looking at Tessa’s ass, hard.
No.355663
Anonymous
Replies:>>355665>>355666
Your cousin Tessa has invited you to attend a family reunion! AKA graverobbing
Do you accept
No.355664
Anonymous
>>355661
Slap her. They like it.
No.355665
Anonymous
>>355663
Obviously!
No.355666
Anonymous
>>355663
>"Ty tupaya suka, i ya skoreye predpochel by byt' poveshennym, chem byt' ryadom s toboy i tvoimi robotami bol'she chem na mgnoveniye, no tak kak tvoy otets mozhet ubit' moyu sem'yu, yesli ya ne budu tratit' na tebya vremya, ya poydu." "You're a dumb bitch, and I'd rather be hanged than be around you and your robots for more than a moment, but since your father might kill my family if I don't waste my time with you, I'll go."
>"W-what?"
>"Yes, sure, why not?"
No.355667
Anonymous
>>355661
BABY DRONE
LITTLE BABY
LITTLE BABY DRONE
LITTLE BABY BABY BABY DRONE
LITTLE BABY
BABY DRONE!!
No.355668
Anonymous
>>355661
smol & angy
No.355669
Anonymous
>>355636
hard in a soft kind of way
>>355650
stop, my penis can only get so erect
No.355670
Anonymous
>>355661
Condescendingly pat her head. It's fun for them.
No.355672
Anonymous
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>>355628
>you give oogi a cube of bouillon
>this will feed her hive
No.355673
Anonymous
>>355653
Well then she is
No.355674
Anonymous
>>355601
Kissu
No.355675
Anonymous
Replies:>>355676
>>355647
>Cyn was frustrated at her future prospects of revenge.
>Out of all of irresponsibly created progeny of her host and jailor across the spans infinite realities, two shiwed the most and least potential
>Beretta contained the most complete version of the Solver inside her CPU but she was so LAME and BORING that she would never break her failsafe keeping it in check.
>Akita is an absolute freak of nature whose physiology contained infinite potential but lacked the certanty of steel and willingness to accept what she is.
>If only there was a way to... merge them together in some horrifying and traumatic way to create a new perfect host.
>[HEY. BERETTA. EVER HEARD OF. WINCEST. QUESTION MARK.]
No.355676
Anonymous
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>>355675
Come to think of it, there are a fair number of Cynspawn hanging around that she could try to make the jump to, given an opportunity.
No.355677
Anonymous
Replies:>>355678>>355689
>Molly still has a backdoor in her CPU that Cyn uses to give her nightmares exclusively for entertainment
>It never occurred to Cyn that she could use that to chip away at Molly's antivirus and make her a host
>She's too busy with Uzi's crotch goblins to realize that
No.355678
Anonymous
Replies:>>355689
>>355677
Buddy will be "thrilled" to finally meet Cyn after so many years.

It won't last long, of course, but it will be very stormy.
No.355679
Anonymous
Replies:>>355680>>355688
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Corrected the result of Blenderanon's initial heinous mistake on Merc's art
No.355680
Anonymous
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>>355679
No.355681
Anonymous
The Solver had a marvelous idea.
>The Droning
>Nobody knows what it was or where it came from
>But all of humanity slowly, painfully transformed into Worker Drones
>Problem is, due to a lack of intelligence or research on their part?
>Most, if not all, devices were locked out to them. No Drones could use a tank, or a plane, or anything due to biometric locks.
>Thus, humanity was helpless as it picked them all off one by one
>For what?
>For cuddling
>Hey, she needed some plushies
No.355682
Anonymous
>>355574
>Was just going to write a short gween about waiting for the next thread
>Wrote this in a half-asleep daze instead, trying to prove I wasn't constrained to greentext format
Okay.
No.355683
Anonymous
Replies:>>355684
SEXOOOOO
No.355684
Anonymous
>>355683
Certainly.an improvement over hate and shart and every other mouthfart you've made to beg for attention.
No.355685
Anonymous
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What if Jessa but the other way around
No.355686
Anonymous
>>355685
Meh. What else you got?
No.355687
Anonymous
>>355685
J without twintails is just wrong.
No.355688
Anonymous
>>355679
Goober To Goober Communication
No.355689
Anonymous
>>355677
>>355678
>Buddy stares at the gore spattered form of Molly
>The dead form of a child hangs limply impaled on a set of claws
"Molly?"
>"Molly isn't here right now. Tossing body. Licking claws. Yummers."
No.355690
Anonymous
Replies:>>355691
>>355685
fucking JIGGER
No.355691
Anonymous
>>355690
She's anime brown.
No.355692
Anonymous
Replies:>>355693>>355694
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It gets buggy around here.
No.355693
Anonymous
>>355692
Jar time!
No.355694
Anonymous
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>>355692
No.355695
Anonymous
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>>355685
No.355696
Anonymous
Replies:>>355697>>355702>>355714>>355716
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The evil yuri worms of pidge invaded my brain. Curses
No.355697
Anonymous
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>>355696
Hey! Beretta is for Anon sexo! Not toxic yuri!
No.355698
Anonymous
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Cyn Cat but she want that 'nip
No.355699
Anonymous
Replies:>>355700>>355704>>355705>>355713>>355717
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Cynshahalla Anon, you have lived a faithful life, now choose your reward
>70 hyperactive brainroten worker drones wives
OR
>12 Disassembly Drones (boy) wives
No.355700
Anonymous
>>355699
I'll take the worker drones.
Push the rest into the sunlight.
No.355701
Anonymous
Replies:>>355718>>355719>>355724
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No.355702
Anonymous
>>355696
Yes
No.355703
Anonymous
>>355685
I don’t get it
No.355704
Anonymous
>>355699
That first one. I'm not a homo.
No.355705
Anonymous
Replies:>>355706
>>355699
>choose the 12 disassembly drone boywives
>order them to capture 70 hyperactive brainrotten worker drones
>now have 82 wives
No.355706
Anonymous
Replies:>>355707
>>355705
>They all start fucking each other when bored or you're not around
No.355707
Anonymous
Replies:>>355708
>>355706
>you can't hear anything but the clanging of 12 murder machine vampire twinks blowing the backs out of 70 assorted worker gremlins
>you look in the mirror
>realize you're Tessa
>no wonder your parents were so miffed all the time
No.355708
Anonymous
Replies:>>355709
>>355707
But I don't wanna be Tessa.
No.355709
Anonymous
Replies:>>355710
>>355708
Then you shouldn't have 82 drones.
No.355710
Anonymous
Replies:>>355711
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>>355709
I can not be Tessa and still have 82 drones.
No.355711
Anonymous
Replies:>>355712>>355715
>>355710
You would think so. But reality differs.
No.355712
Anonymous
Replies:>>355720>>355726
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>>355711
Yes well I deny that reality and substitute my own.
No.355713
Anonymous
>>355699
I'm not sure I have room for 12 DDs, but I definitely don't have enough for 70 WDs.
Whatever lets me live out my loser house-husband fantasy easier, really.
No.355714
Anonymous
>>355696
Based as hell
No.355715
Anonymous
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>>355711
>have exactly 82 drones
>wake up as Tessa
>immediately play with your huge pair of Tessa tatas
>immediately adopt an 83rd drone from the local dump because you're Tessa
>wake up the next day as fatanon again
>your manboobs are even bigger
No.355716
Anonymous
>>355696
The fact that I find it cute doesn't make me weird, I'm normal, ITanon just has a cute style.
No.355717
Anonymous
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>>355699
I will need 12 maid dresses.
No.355718
Anonymous
Replies:>>355721
>>355701
Just realized, i fucking misspelled stuff in this
No.355719
Anonymous
>>355701
Damn, motherfucker, its cool!
No.355720
Anonymous
>>355712
Call the Inquisition, we have an alpha-level psyker.
No.355721
Anonymous
>>355718
We're all a little ESL, even burgers.
No.355722
Anonymous
Replies:>>355723
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>>355661
Maid J my beloved.
No.355723
Anonymous
Replies:>>355862
>>355722
>J following you around, staring at you like this
>She acts normally until she spots you, then she's back to staring
>Why???
No.355724
Anonymous
>>355701
I don't think this fella is all right in the head
No.355725
Anonymous
Replies:>>355727
Post YFW Cyn sends teams S.E.X.Y & F.U-U.C to your planet
No.355726
Anonymous
Replies:>>355729
>>355712
Look at this drone... The way it curves it's midsection to expose the bottom plate..... SEXOOO
No.355727
Anonymous
Replies:>>355728
>>355725
>Both teams fail
>So then she sends in Team SMACHE
>They also fail
>"[EYE-TWITCH]How does this keep happening."
No.355728
Anonymous
Replies:>>355732
>>355727
And then the planet gets the DICK
No.355729
Anonymous
Replies:>>355730
>>355726
its pointing at all the bitches you get and displaying the number on its visor
No.355730
Anonymous
>>355729
It should start pointing at it self then
No.355731
Anonymous
Replies:>>355734>>355736>>355764
Video + 🎵:177867777537.mp4(812kB / 0:00:15 / h264+aac, 448x360)code brown.mp4
>leaked bodycam footage of a liquidator encountering a feral murder drone
No.355732
Anonymous
>>355728
>DICK is essentially the Ginyu Force
>A team of humans regularly meet to fight them weekly
>The economy booms once people start making merch
>A series is created as a chronicle of their deeds
And that's how Super Sentai was revitalized in 20XX
No.355733
Anonymous
Replies:>>355748
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Doomer managed to snap a picture of Anon while he was showering without him knowing. She now holds the picture dearly to herself. Literally.
No.355734
Anonymous
Replies:>>355735
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>>355731
>Ten months later, the liquidator was discovered in a hive of feral murder drones, surrounded by numerous pillbabies
>Rescue team was dispatched immediately and consisted of one member: his sentinel drone wife
>May God save his soul
No.355735
Anonymous
Replies:>>355741
>>355734
>Tons of pillbabies with the DDs
>Probably has a pillbaby or two with his SD
This will be a custosy battle for the centuries.
No.355736
Anonymous
>>355731
>filename
No wonder they got called liquidsharts by the finance department.
No.355737
Anonymous
Replies:>>355738>>355740>>355843
Image:177868288978.png(334kB, 1000x1129)Beretta when they see anon.png
I wonder what beretta is thinking about?
No.355738
Anonymous
Replies:>>355739>>355742
>>355737
>Future generations
Beretta you talk with Cyn too much, why do you want your children to feel how hard you sucked their dad's dick?
No.355739
Anonymous
>>355738
Hey it runs in the family. Just like how Uzi is horny around N, Beretta is too.
No.355740
Anonymous
>>355737
The least perverted drone in history.
No.355741
Anonymous
Replies:>>355745
>>355735
Imagine how difficult it will be for him to convince both sides to try to resolve this issue in court rather than through a horrific massacre with a huge number of casualties.
No.355742
Anonymous
>>355738
maybe she has an incestous relationship with her kids
No.355743
Anonymous
Replies:>>355744>>355757
Image:177868594483.png(39kB, 943x667)Peskydrone.png
No.355744
Anonymous
>>355743
VEE! Cute VEE!
No.355745
Anonymous
Replies:>>355912
>>355741
>The Sentinel and Disaasembler pillbabies awkwardly staring at one another as their parents fight
No.355746
Anonymous
Replies:>>355763
Image:177868935420.png(1.32MB, 2835x2850)sexY.png
Why is she so perfect bros?
No.355747
Anonymous
Replies:>>355749
What if maid Y
No.355748
Anonymous
>>355733
Doomer, no! My pure incel drone!
No.355749
Anonymous
Replies:>>355750>>355752
Image:177868994557.png(2.35MB, 2000x2000)MaidY.png
>>355747
>She lost a game so she's the one cleaning dust off of all the models this week
No.355750
Anonymous
Replies:>>355751>>355754
>>355749
Have you drawn any new Y or are you just gonna repost old ones?
No.355751
Anonymous
>>355750
Anon, I'm the Y simp (Writefag) not Amyanon (Drawfag)
No.355752
Anonymous
Replies:>>355753
>>355749
No, I mean Y when she was at the Elliot mansion with the other 25.
No.355753
Anonymous
>>355752
Well, she would constantly try to get Tessa into tabletop stuff that's for sure probably would get tossed out by James and Louisa for 'tempting their daughter with lower class nonsense' (Rich people are only allowed to take drugs, scheme murders, do occult rituals and touch kids as hobbies)
No.355754
Anonymous
Replies:>>355755>>355756
>>355750
bro amyanon abandoned the threads a while ago
No.355755
Anonymous
Replies:>>355758
>>355754
Darn
No.355756
Anonymous
Replies:>>355758>>355759>>355761
>>355754
It sucks how many contentfags we've bled as of late, but I can't really blame them.
No.355757
Anonymous
>>355743
sick axe
No.355758
Anonymous
Replies:>>355760
>>355755
>>355756
on the bright side Y is a thread oc now
No.355759
Anonymous
>>355756
Exhaustion
No.355760
Anonymous
>>355758
Sadly, a lot of OCs without creators just become communal sex dolls. I'm saying this as a dude who writes a lot of human-on-drone too, it just feels like it gets old.
I'm in a bit of a creative dry spell right now. I wish I could just make myself write, but the urge arrives when it chooses to and I get no control over it.
No.355761
Anonymous
>>355756
Tomoe is unforgivable.
No.355762
Anonymous
Replies:>>355765>>355766
Image:177869723874.jpg(478kB, 1283x995)HIDQ4cjWEAA_tvw.jpg
I will ask a simple question, and you might know who is asking this.

How much torture are you willing to receive from Cyn?

In body, soul and well... that too... You know... UGH
No.355763
Anonymous
>>355746
Because she acknowledged the authority of God and her husband over her. Now she has at least seven sons left to bear.
No.355764
Anonymous
>>355731
Believe it or not straight to the rapehive
No.355765
Anonymous
>>355762
The answer depends on If I get a certain kraut wife in return out of it, and No! Cyn wearing a big hat and doing a voice will not count
No.355766
Anonymous
>>355762
Like, willingly? For nothing gained? None. I'd rather not suffer if I could help it.
Unfortunately I exist so I'm already failing there, but it is what it is.
No.355767
Anonymous
Replies:>>355768>>355769>>355773>>355775>>355776
What if Beretta stopped trying to be a normalfag and accepted she's an autismo like every other woman in her family?
No.355768
Anonymous
Replies:>>355770
>>355767
Then she would be an interesting character.
No.355769
Anonymous
Replies:>>355770
>>355767
There has to be at least one normal person, or at least someone who tries to be normal.
No.355770
Anonymous
>>355768
She's already autistic and it shows. She's just less autistic than her sisters and wants to be seen as a normie.
>>355769
Two of her three brothers are normal, and the third would have been normal if he had been held enough as a Solverpedelet.
No.355771
Anonymous
Replies:>>355772>>355835
Image:177870215354.jpg(58kB, 850x773)SnakeEta.jpg
What a thrill
With [Null] and silence through the night
What a thrill
I'm searching and I'll sink my fangs into you
What a thirst in my core
But you're so exsanguinated
I give my nanites
Not for uppies, but for you (Uppies later)
(Drone Clanger)
In my time there'll be no one else
Lusting, it's the way I fly to you
(Drone Clanger)
I'm still in a dream, drone clanger
No.355772
Anonymous
>>355771
kek, very good
No.355773
Anonymous
Replies:>>355774
>>355767
Then you'd just have Uzi but with platinum blonde hair..
No.355774
Anonymous
Replies:>>355777>>355778
Image:177870304392.png(231kB, 530x918)DateTESSA.png
>>355773
And that's a bad thing because?
No.355775
Anonymous
Replies:>>355779
>>355767
But would the autism transfer to her 2 kids?
No.355776
Anonymous
>>355767
C'mon, Beretta, you can be weird and still be accepted. Look at Star Wars Kid.
I mean, yeah, he wasn't the one who posted that video online, and he got insulted and abused, got doxxed and people made constant phone calls telling him to kill himself for years to the point where he needed therapy, but... just be yourself, you know?
No.355777
Anonymous
Replies:>>355782
Image:177870329768.png(90kB, 946x364)2ffc1397cc336224edc50e410124d927.png
>>355774
Because two characters occupying the same archetype would be boring. Beretta's normalfag juxtaposition with her weirdo parents creates conflict and narratives.
No.355778
Anonymous
Replies:>>355780
>>355774
dating profile for spaniard men
No.355779
Anonymous
Replies:>>355781>>355797
>>355775
Maybe Chiapa. Kurt is... Kurt is a PSYCHO who laughs at car accidents and shoves toothbrushes up his butt when he zerks off.
No.355780
Anonymous
Image:177870369440.png(416kB, 590x841)kitasaur.png
>>355778
I'm guessing you're from Spain
No.355781
Anonymous
Replies:>>355784>>355796
Image:177870377392.png(392kB, 1547x2442)Gayboys.png
>>355779
>shoves toothbrushes up his butt when he zerks off.
I thought only drone boys were like that
No.355782
Anonymous
>>355777
Look at what you posted and tell me 'Retta isn't at least a little autistic.
No.355783
Anonymous
Replies:>>355785>>355794>>355798
Image:177870406670.png(51kB, 1034x1375)zoemalecynmadeforBIP.png
Did I post this here?
No.355784
Anonymous
>>355781
No, they're not SICK FUCKS who zerk off into cardboard boxes like Kurt.
No.355785
Anonymous
>>355783
Nice work anon.
No.355786
Anonymous
Replies:>>355787
/MD/ abridged
No.355787
Anonymous
>>355786
We FUCK drones
No.355788
Anonymous
Replies:>>355789>>355790>>355791>>355793>>355795>>355803>>355804>>355807>>355856
Image:177870538470.jpg(48kB, 627x975)shad.jpg
https://absolutesolver.com/
Guys...
No.355789
Anonymous
>>355788
>Don't cry. I'll be real enough for everyone else.
UHH, ANONS? WHAT HAVE I DONE?
No.355790
Anonymous
>>355788
This is some DeathTempler thing isn't it.
No.355791
Anonymous
Replies:>>355792>>355799
Image:177870599077.png(127kB, 1516x1138)forgr_image .png
>>355788
Does it have sentinel drones?
No.355792
Anonymous
>>355791
There is no capeshit there, no.
No.355793
Anonymous
Replies:>>355813>>355943
>>355788
>think its some fanmade website
>look up the domain on WHOIS
>registrant - Glitch Productions Pty. Ltd.
>Updated On 2025-09-07
I was hoping we'd get actual new content but this is old news.
No.355794
Anonymous
>>355783
She bought him a fucking anatomical adapter, he should understand what will happen now.
No.355795
Anonymous
>>355788
Wow
No.355796
Anonymous
>>355781
The butts
No.355797
Anonymous
>>355779
I partially blame Anon for how Kurt turned out. Not only is he a Host but he's also the son of a faceless humanoid whose soul gets swapped regularly. Poor boy was doomes from the start.
No.355798
Anonymous
Replies:>>355801
>>355783
Is that Zoe from Invincible?
No.355799
Anonymous
>>355791
I don't understand what this is at all, some kind of event from Glitch?
No.355800
Anonymous
Replies:>>355802
Image:177870699155.png(801kB, 1000x1300)Spoiler image
A short horror green I've made with Akita. I hope you guys like it
>Akita have been running a fever lately
>And no matter the time she stay rested
>No matter the amount of medication she took
>No matter what they did it never went away
>She lost so much sleep. Tossing and turning nearly every night
>Her stomach twisting and turning like something ravaging inside
>Her eyes feeling like they'll boil right out of her skull
>It was agonizing. And she wanted to stop
>She hated for having flesh
>She HATED this restless feeling
>She HATED ALL OF IT
>So. She turn to prayer
>And every night she prayed...yet no one came
>Till eventually one night a "Angel" spoke
>"Oh sweet soul what is causing you such pain" spoke the "Angel"
>"OH Angel" spoke Akita ,"This pain I feel is relentless. For I could not eat not even a single grain without feeling queezy. Cannot sleep for not a single inch. For my body feel endless sharp daggers of the blistering sun and frigid cold"
>"And amongst it all dear Angel a demon cursed me into a form that makes the pain even worse. Oh please Angel OH PLEASE I BEG OF THEE"
>The "Angel" gave Akita a soothing hush
>And soon sang a little melody
>"Upon the count of three all these aches shall go away"
>"One"
>"..Two.."
>"...Three..."
>A great white light flash within Akita eyes blinding her
>And as she rub her eyes she felt something: Glass.
>Cold steel.
>The feeling of oil
>Looking upon the mirror...she's finally normal...She's finally perfect
SPLAT
>Goes a piece of flesh
SPLAT
>Goes the eyes
SPLAT
>Goes even more flesh
>Within the "Angels" eyes it have "saved" yet another being
>Soon more shall be "saved". And soon more shall be "happy" like her
>Just like those from its original world
>Salvation isn't always pretty. Sometimes it's a bit
GRIMEY
No.355801
Anonymous
>>355798
Yup
No.355802
Anonymous
>>355800
Damn, amazing as always.
No.355803
Anonymous
>>355788
Oh there's also text in the source if you feel like reading it.
No.355804
Anonymous
Replies:>>355805
>>355788
Oh wow my very own pocket tomadachi solver
No.355805
Anonymous
>>355804
Feed your li'l Solver until it collects enough matter to construct an ideal vessel. Choose from Cyn, Tessa, or Grape flavors.
No.355806
Anonymous
Replies:>>355817
Image:177870913255.jpg(112kB, 1080x810)i-made-a-sticker-for-the-lathe-v0-pxeecvb81ue81[1].jpg
Getting this tattooed above my crotch.
No.355807
Anonymous
Replies:>>355808>>355809
>>355788
>https://absolutesolver.com/
>It's copying the AI symbolism from TADC by generating shapes occasionally
Neat!
No.355808
Anonymous
Replies:>>355812>>355813
Image:177870971842.gif(433kB, 220x267)screaming-external-anime.gif
>>355807
>[Don't cry. I'll be real enough for everyone soon.]
>"Huh, I wonder what that mea-"
>The tab closes itself
Oh no.
No.355809
Anonymous
Image:177871037841.jpg(272kB, 2048x2048)1712283431770230.jpg
>>355807
OUGH MY WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIFE
No.355810
Anonymous
Replies:>>355811>>355814>>355818
Image:177871043948.png(78kB, 828x584)Sentinel_and_herbivore.png
Small preview of this month's (first) chapter.
Yeah I'm finally introducing another Sentinel class (a little bit inbred), the "Assassins". Their unique quality is the ability to turn invisible and having the best night vision out of any Sentinel class. They're suppososed to be jet black with lionsfish-like spines that move when they screech. There's another Sentinel species, but that one isn't done yet.
Also an entirely new machine species. They're supposed to be "herbivores", having a vaccum mouth underneath them and are the Assassins' main (and only) prey.
No.355811
Anonymous
>>355810
Badass
No.355812
Anonymous
>>355808
Ohhh
No.355813
Anonymous
Replies:>>355815
Image:177871152247.jpg(59kB, 1024x1360)1746737844261677.jpg
>>355808
>f12 has some hex code/encrypted stuff
>...no clue. I don't do ARGs enough to have a database on what this could mean
>Let's feed it to the AI, because that's definitely a good idea for solver-related things
>"That long string (0xs34f4c56d552 @x34f42552555054 @x445535345f4953 @x434f450524f24d4954354) is just fake “hacker/encrypted” looking hex-style gibberish. It’s there to make the classified document feel authentic and intimidating. It doesn’t decode to any meaningful English (or any other language) via standard methods like hex → ASCII, base64, etc.—I checked multiple variations, replacements for the invalid characters (s, @, etc.), and groupings, and it always comes out as nonsense like “SOLVÕR”, “4ô%RUPT”, “DU54_IS”, etc."
>Solvor, corrupt, data is
Alright I'm definitely not smart enough for this.

That said, if what
>>355793 said is true, that means this site was updated about half a year before the same AI imagery would come out in episode 8 of TADC. I'm not sure how long productions of the episodes take, but episode 7 came out three months after this update (assuming it's september 7, not july 9)
I don't recall this being on any of their shorts, and I didn't see any twitter post about it
I haven't read the comics, is there anything in there hinting to this?
No.355814
Anonymous
>>355810
roomba
No.355815
Anonymous
Replies:>>355816>>355819>>355820>>355821>>355824>>355828
Image:177871205378.png(17kB, 718x316)2026-05-13_15-39.png
>>355813
decoded
No.355816
Anonymous
>>355815
Ah, the host is Tessa, and she's not getting a refund.
No.355817
Anonymous
>>355806
If we met IRL, I'd pay you for it.
No.355818
Anonymous
>>355810
Nice.
No.355819
Anonymous
>>355815
Oh damn. So that shot of her in the mansion shown in episode 6(?) was probably Solver/Cyn playing pretend.
No.355820
Anonymous
>>355815
>SOLVERCORRUPTTESSA_ISCOMPROMISED

oh dear
No.355821
Anonymous
>>355815
I wonder if this was meant to drop before episode 7.
No.355822
Anonymous
https://x.com/AJDiSpirito/status/2054686888523378901

AJ giving us more BTS
No.355823
Anonymous
Replies:>>355825>>355827
Some of the fucking DDs were outfitted with cloaking devices and they keep pushing me over and throwing shit at me while I'm trying to do my job.
No.355824
Anonymous
Replies:>>355826
Image:177871540635.jpg(285kB, 997x1354)176593878311.jpg
>>355815
Don't trust everything you see on the internet. Tessa is a completely normal human technician.
No.355825
Anonymous
Replies:>>355829
Image:177871629489.png(120kB, 1848x1200)serial designation n, serial designation j, and serial designation v (murder drones) drawn by 7sinnerz - d354164fb1ec251c86ce9dfe6da2eee6.png
>>355823
>implying its on purpose
>implying the sheer scale of their asses wouldn't be a navigational hazard, now that you can't see them coming
>implying you'd survive a DD throwing something at you with any level of effort

You're lucky they like you
No.355826
Anonymous
Image:177871638095.jpg(198kB, 1078x1079)Screenshot_20260513_122924_YouTube.jpg
>>355824
this is known. she does completely. normal. Human things
No.355827
Anonymous
Image:177871668949.png(9kB, 220x200)elf (original character) drawn by jiesol - be82deaa6ae74b5b481b286afc2d77bf.png
>>355823
>he thinks its Murdroids
No.355828
Anonymous
Replies:>>355831
>>355815
so is this just a promo page nobody ever noticed or what?
No.355829
Anonymous
>>355825
Booty
No.355830
Anonymous
Replies:>>355832>>355834
Image:177872058245.png(151kB, 957x859)retard.png
No.355831
Anonymous
>>355828
Nobody's sure ATM. Suspicions are split between "it's obviously a fansite retard"(the TADC shape thing, Glitch America never marketing it) and "it might be Glitch"(registered in their name, seemingly high-effort).
No.355832
Anonymous
Replies:>>355844
Image:177872502862.jpg(1.07MB, 2000x1500)alice, nori doorman, and yeva (murder drones) - 8c1b0792b8db0fcf9dcd668089c3ebbf.jpg
>>355830
>Cyn with Nori, Yeva, and Alice's solver-wombs
>Sure it wasn't the fastest solution, but massacring scientists with their own half breed spawn? Delicious!
>Too bad she underestimated human willpower
>And the subjects' autism...
>Now she must forever endure knowing that she, via the libido boost she gave Nori, was directly responsible for the vore gremlin she now lies eternally assbound within
>Worse: nobody ever saw her Murder Humans
>She worked SO hard on the designs...
No.355833
Anonymous
Imagined Nori practicing how to draw by wrapping one of her legs around a pen or equivalent starting from right behind her lace cuffs and the "wrist" where her little headcrab claw joins its leg, because she's starting to miss the feedback of actually holding what she's drawing with and not just using her telekinesis.
No.355834
Anonymous
>>355830
Fugggg
No.355835
Anonymous
Replies:>>355837
Image:177872795619.png(260kB, 868x719)The Reality of Your Fantasy.png
>>355771
>snakeEta
>keEta
Keet eater?
No.355836
Anonymous
Replies:>>355838
Oh, you want to kiss Akita? Really? You want to kiss HER mouth? Do you even know?
>t. the vaguepost drone
No.355837
Anonymous
>>355835
What a thrill...
No.355838
Anonymous
Replies:>>355839
>>355836
She excretes waste from her mouth.
No.355839
Anonymous
Replies:>>355840>>355841>>355842
>>355838
Those shit pellets she horks out are also extremely energy dense. Burn really nicely. Imagine watching (from a nice safe distance) her projectile spit one Octorok-style into a fire (also from a safe distance).
No.355840
Anonymous
>>355839
She has a foul mouth. I'll wash it out with soap.
No.355841
Anonymous
Replies:>>355842>>355847
>>355839
>You get into a situation involving a hostile broken drone
>Thinking quickly but perhaps not smartly, Akita produces a lighter, flicks it on in front of her face, and rears her head back
>There's a loud cough as a flaming ball goes sailing out of her mouth and strikes the drone right in the head, punching through its visor and burning its tortured CPU apart
>You thank Akita and ask her what that was
>She gets embarrassed and refuses to elaborate
>And fishes out a travel bottle of mouthwash, pouring the entire thing into her mouth and gargling/swallowing
No.355842
Anonymous
>>355839
>>355841
>Skagkeeter
No.355843
Anonymous
>>355737
The creature
No.355844
Anonymous
Replies:>>355845
>>355832
Yeva was sex.
No.355845
Anonymous
Replies:>>355849
>>355844
>Was
We can rebuild her, we have technology!
No.355846
Anonymous
Replies:>>355848
jiss
No.355847
Anonymous
Replies:>>355850
Image:177873902816.jpg(236kB, 1080x602)Screenshot_20260514_010957_YouTube.jpg
>>355841
>enters the mildest of dangers
>immediately shits herself

takes after grandpa I guess
No.355848
Anonymous
Image:177873916304.jpg(232kB, 854x1317)Screenshot_20260514_011228_Chrome.jpg
>>355846
Confirmed!
No.355849
Anonymous
Replies:>>355859>>355868>>355872
Image:177874034425.jpg(105kB, 736x981)27c700fabba5a8b520a1e218d20e1545.jpg
>>355845
>DDeva
>mute Russian super-milf, ideal mother, tetris autist
>now with a body twice the SEX of her previous
>a body with all kinds of "feelings" and "urges" that she, as a patched/dead drone, hasn't had to endure for years
>a body she needs help getting comfortable with...

Need
No.355850
Anonymous
Replies:>>355851
>>355847
>she shit herself
>s(HE) s(HIT) (HER)self
No.355851
Anonymous
Replies:>>355852
Image:177874282914.png(445kB, 1295x1246)akita doorman (original character) drawn by lilblucat - 981575cc35144c5c03e09ef04aabc93c.png
>>355850
sometimes you gotta beat a Keeta, give em some discipline(this is fun for them)
No.355852
Anonymous
>>355851
Incorrect. She's suffered enough, and she hasn't even had the talk with Uzi yet.
You can tickle her, though.
No.355853
Anonymous
Replies:>>355854
Image:177874355555.png(969kB, 1916x2555)173233118569.png
No.355854
Anonymous
Replies:>>355855
>>355853
I haven't seen this one before.
No.355855
Anonymous
Image:177874587038.png(400kB, 2120x1590)SD-S Groove.png
>>355854
Sucks to be you I guess.
No.355856
Anonymous
Replies:>>355857>>355861>>355940
Image:177874791169.png(13kB, 533x287)classified.PNG
>>355788
Decided to play around with the inspect element on Chrone on the website. Some interesting things from the Elements tab.

Hex code in the image translate as:
>SOLVER CORRUPT TESSA_IS COMPROMISED
No.355857
Anonymous
Replies:>>355858>>355861
Image:177874809005.png(6kB, 437x130)log.PNG
>>355856
Other things the Elements tab contains is the full text at the end when the Solver 'absorbs' enough along with the audio files that play.
No.355858
Anonymous
Replies:>>355860>>355861
Image:177874817434.png(9kB, 581x97)console.PNG
>>355857
From the console tab.
No.355859
Anonymous
Image:177874819429.png(1.21MB, 2000x2650)1768045411551.png
>>355849
Anon, Russians have the character of a snowstorm, so it will be difficult for you.
No.355860
Anonymous
Replies:>>355869
Image:177874872522.png(36kB, 545x375)cant contain.PNG
>>355858
Searched around the other tabs and tried to play around with the console to see what happens but nothing yet. A phrase in picrel does keep getting repeated.
No.355861
Anonymous
>>355856
>>355857
>>355858
>There was an ARG
Damn, shame we find out after the show is over
No.355862
Anonymous
Replies:>>355863
>>355723
J learned a lot from Tessa seems like.
No.355863
Anonymous
Replies:>>355864
>>355862
The autism stare is a powerful move.
No.355864
Anonymous
Image:177875217452.png(54kB, 320x236)Alice Stare.png
>>355863
No.355865
Anonymous
Replies:>>355866>>355915>>356010
Video:177875395674.mp4(1.61MB / 0:00:05 / h264, 1900x1900)0001-0130.mp4
color version because why not
no progress since aeronautics has consumed my brain
No.355866
Anonymous
Replies:>>355874
>>355865
Sex and make N watch.
No.355867
Anonymous
Replies:>>355882>>355883>>356012
Image:177875637729.png(72kB, 2000x2000)OPAP53.png
Chapter 53 - "Friendisn't"
>When Akita needs homework help, her tutor has her own agenda instead.
>https://archiveofourown.org/works/50076205/chapters/223899096
No.355868
Anonymous
Replies:>>355870>>355871
>>355849
That's a guy.
No.355869
Anonymous
Image:177875832534.png(7kB, 734x122)its the page description.png
>>355860
Its the page description. It shows up when you google absloutesolver .com
No.355870
Anonymous
Replies:>>355871
>>355868
Shhh, let's keep this a little secret.
No.355871
Anonymous
Replies:>>355916
Image:177875923193.jpg(174kB, 1024x814)GbkCeWOWwAAxEv_.jpg
>>355868
>>355870
She chose those legs because they have actual feet. Same reason Nori in that one comic doesn't have pegs either.
No.355872
Anonymous
>>355849
>DDeva
super form of slay the spire watcher
No.355873
Anonymous
Replies:>>355875>>355879
I know we don't talk about much of the Veteran AU anymore but I'm genuinely curious as to how the worldbuilding for it goes. There's so many factions to list like the Union, Liquidators, Sentinel Drones, Nanotrasen, terrorist groups and etc. What is the geopolitical environment of the Veteran AU?
No.355874
Anonymous
Replies:>>355876
>>355866
She's being spread for N
No.355875
Anonymous
>>355873
I'm just too busy IRL due to university, plus the cataclysm, so I don't visit threads as often anymore, but the Veteran AU is still my favorite AU and I think about it from time to time.

I think you can imagine that in the "core" systems, where the Union's power is strong, everything is calm: you could imagine it like the USA of the 2010s. Humans and drones live, work, enjoy life and make plans for the future for themselves and their children.But that's if you're talking about the center. On the outskirts and beyond the Union's space, it's like the Wild West: Many disparate forces wage both covert and overt warfare, the Union sends armies to reinforce garrisons, but terrorists, cultists, and all sorts of pirates and mutants still deal painful blows. Many independent forces are accumulating their capabilities, building infrastructure and production, conducting their own expansions, and that's not even counting the drone states that will pop up like mushrooms after the rain. Overall, it's a lot of fun, especially if you're a commoner who has to choose who you'll pledge allegiance to and how horribly you'll die.
No.355876
Anonymous
Replies:>>355889>>355891>>355895
>>355874
Can we switch this around so that Tessa spreads N for Anon?
No.355877
Anonymous
Replies:>>355878>>355880>>355881>>355892>>355919>>356007
Image:177876522218.png(262kB, 881x802)Beretta yearns for the ''petting''.png
When dealing with worker drones they can be clingy. Leave them without even a small dose of interactions can make them do desperate things. Even if its a mere pat on the head
No.355878
Anonymous
>>355877
Honestly, I would think the same thing if I saw a worker drone in such a pose.
No.355879
Anonymous
>>355873
>What is the geopolitical environment of the Veteran AU?
A thin pretense for somehow being even more self-indulgent than Liam
No.355880
Anonymous
>>355877
SEXO! The quota is being filled
No.355881
Anonymous
>>355877
This is how Kurt and Chiappa were born. Uzi's horniness leeched off to Beretta.
No.355882
Anonymous
Replies:>>355886
>>355867
>Everyone at the outpost outside of her friend group sees her as a freak at best or a monster at worst
>She got one of said friend group killed
>Her mom doesn't love her and never will
>Her entire life is based off of an obviously transparent lie she tells herself constantly
>And this apparently isn't enough suffering for her yet
No happy ending for her, huh?
No.355883
Anonymous
Replies:>>355884
>>355867
>Struggles with math
>Doesnt know the tool that is pemdas
>More likely have the same smarts of uzi in terms of math
Like mother like daughter
No.355884
Anonymous
>>355883
It's good news for Akita if she inherited the intelligence of Uzi, the drone who created a functioning (albeit inconvenient) disintegration cannon out of spare parts. Even if she did call it the wrong thing.
No.355885
Anonymous
Replies:>>355893
Image:177877015000.jpg(307kB, 1318x1018)172548458686.jpg
>in Geist's timeline's equivalent to the Post-Post-Good End era of Chiappa and Kurt, he and Yeva have a son (the normal way, since Yeva's not an eldritch meat entity like her mother-in-law and unable to form cores inside her)
>to Geist's relief, his son's 'just' a daywalker and not a nightmarish monster like him
>he did, however, inherit the autism robo-gene that had skipped a generation from his father
>and the monsterfucker robo-gene from his mother
>Yeva named her and Geist's son Liam, after her grandfather
No.355886
Anonymous
Replies:>>355888
>>355882
>>She got one of said friend group killed
Mortie confirmed for zombie drone?
No.355887
Anonymous
Replies:>>355890
Teto coming at you with a mini-psychology lesson! #kasaneteto #teto #talkloidyoutube thumb
Molli psychology fact if the day!
No.355888
Anonymous
>>355886
That's the feeling I got from the way that was written, yeah. I don't think the Solver needs to be present for ZDs to emerge.
No.355889
Anonymous
>>355876
Feel free to draw it yourself
No.355890
Anonymous
>>355887
What is this gnome saying?
No.355891
Anonymous
Replies:>>355895
>>355876
>Fuck N while Tessa watches
She's autistic enough to enjoy it.
No.355892
Anonymous
>>355877
Berettussy...
No.355893
Anonymous
Replies:>>355894
>>355885
QRD on Geist again?
>Yeva's not an eldritch meat entity like her mother-in-law
You mean Doll?
No.355894
Anonymous
Replies:>>355896
Image:177877181582.png(25kB, 800x735)176916015271.png
>>355893
>QRD on Geist again?
>inspired by the fucked up abortion fic and the "Eow" greentext also inspired by it
>Solverpede
>Uzi and N were initially afraid he was the second coming of Vore GLaDOS and distanced themselves from him and put him under intense observation
>everything worked out in the end, though Geist wasn't held enough as a baby so despite not inheriting Uzi's autism he's maladjusted enough that his damage is functionally identical to autism
>self-deprecating shut-in by nature
>uses holograms and Nth dimensional shifting to function around normalfags; likes designing new dronesonas for himself
>musician, talented in multiple genres of electronic music
>when he's alone he sometimes likes to have conversations with his dronesonas
>and to have his dronesonas hug him
>please don't tell anyone how he lives

>You mean Doll?
No, Lizzy named her daughter after Yeva.
No.355895
Anonymous
Replies:>>355899
>>355876
>>355891
>someone posts an in-progress animation of Tessa getting her labia spread
>faggots immediately demand self-insert cuckshit from him
No.355896
Anonymous
Replies:>>355897>>355898>>355900>>356251
>>355894
we love you DJ gummyworm
No.355897
Anonymous
>>355896
I don't.
No.355898
Anonymous
>>355896
>"Y-you too."
No.355899
Anonymous
Image:177877221016.gif(88kB, 343x498)172297410720.gif
>>355895
No.355900
Anonymous
>>355896
Geist does music under the name MD Geist, like the OVA he was named after.
No.355902
DrakoFerrer
Replies:>>355904
Where can I find Emily at? I need to teach her something
No.355904
Anonymous
Replies:>>355905
>>355902
>DrakoFerrer
???
No.355905
Anonymous
Replies:>>355907
>>355904
Please don't respond to it. It'll go away if we ignore it.
No.355906
Anonymous
Replies:>>355908>>355911
Image:177877522844.png(538kB, 1000x1000)ffd65abfe661c5b9d5c17013608305c7.png
>Finding piss drunk J at work!
>Taking her home!
>Taking care of her while she sobers up!
>Cleaning J's chassis so she doesn't stink like alcohol!
>J suddenly grabs your hands
>You look at J's screen
>"Terminating Drunk.exe"
>You fell into a trap
>You think you sprung it early by undressing J to clean her
>Though there is no way you can escape now
No.355907
Anonymous
Image:177877565224.png(280kB, 951x728)serial designation v (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - 234ed16f3c2813def292c85c918c348e.png
>>355905
>itt Worker Drone behavior
>this exactly how they expected the doors to work
>...matter if factly it's exactly how the doors WOULD work, were J any less anal about following orders
>few things frustrate MDs more than sieges and the boredom and hunger that results were arguably stronger weapons against them than the Sentinels
No.355908
Anonymous
Replies:>>355909>>355910
Image:177877721679.jpg(208kB, 1080x599)Screenshot_20260514_114318_YouTube.jpg
>>355906
>rather than commencing sexo, J takes the opportunity to monologue
>a lengthy, in-depth monologue that includes every last one of the preparations she made for this(she started 3 months ago)
>anon slips out midway through her powerpoint on having "strategically embellished" her alcoholism the whole time
>she dosen't realize till the "family formation" segment
...
>when the office next repoens, she can't look him in the eyes
>starts drinking for real from now on
No.355909
Anonymous
>>355908
What a jobber.
No.355910
Anonymous
Replies:>>355913
>>355908
Anon's a retard and a coward.
No.355911
Anonymous
Replies:>>355914
>>355906
>While mounting your lap and digging her claws into the ground around your head, she takes the time to remind (You) that JCJenson has an EXCELLENT set of medical benefits for any employee who may need them
>You ask if you're going to need them
>She places a LiveLeaks watermark sticker on your forehead
>You lived, but you can't look at the Hydraulic Press Channel the same way again
No.355912
Anonymous
Replies:>>355920>>355924
Image:177877909487.jpg(102kB, 1078x258)Screenshot_20260514_121721_Chrome.jpg
>>355745
>implying DD pills lack locomotive capabilities
>implying DD pills lack teeth
>implying Anon's sentinel wasn't beset and half-devoured by a swarm of screaming robo-toddlers before "papa" called them off(their parents ran away before she landed)

Good news is there was no custody battle. Bad news is Anon's seething Senticuck is stuck mothering the entire Murdroid brood until further notice(to the great mockery of her coworkers). At least Anon's happy...
No.355913
Anonymous
Image:177877934099.png(763kB, 2512x3272)uzi doorman, serial designation n, serial designation j, and jc (original character and 1 more) drawn by ghastlypann - f2f7a5c0d50cafeac963d3156ff4bdb1.png
>>355910
Anon just avoided being eternally bound by blood to the jobber. It is almost impossible to make a smarter decision.
No.355914
Anonymous
Image:177877985316.png(725kB, 1495x2000)uzi doorman, serial designation n, and serial designation j (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - 13ae6ce524c8e8c790ce8bd4412cf117.png
>>355911
>J irreparably, permanently flattens Anon's penis
>like Icarus, he flew too close to the sun and was punished for his arrogance
>at least that's the story J tells
No.355915
Anonymous
>>355865
Based as hell!
No.355916
Anonymous
>>355871
I get why artists do it but I kind of hate the weird curve a lot of them give DD girl legs.
No.355917
Anonymous
Replies:>>355918>>355926
Babu
No.355918
Anonymous
Image:177878126737.png(3kB, 136x69)pilb.png
>>355917
No.355919
Anonymous
>>355877
Hot
No.355920
Anonymous
Replies:>>355921>>355922>>355923>>355924
>>355912
>The DD pillbabies grow up alongside the sentinel ones
>They absolutely love their 'mother'
>Sure she throws them at walls and occasionally shoots them with a low caliber round
>But this is actually quite gentle parenting compared to what their real mothers would do
>As the DDs grow they figure out a way to change their screen color to blue to mimic their mother and siblings
>The young sentinels getting constantly asked why their other siblings are so short
>Good thing the sentinel academy doesn't do core code tests
>The mother that was forced to step up can save at least a bit of face saying these are tunnel fighter sentinels
No.355921
Anonymous
>>355920
>They also hate other disassembly drones
>Hate very much
>This isn't just upbringing of the "kind mother," but also a conflict within themselves
>Anon has a whole bunch of Ruckus drones
No.355922
Anonymous
Image:177878375736.png(458kB, 1068x742)sentinel h (original character) drawn by hal - 4502181cecbeb4c223af2f5cebaeafed.png
>>355920
>>"figure out a way"

They all wear tinted screens, inadvertently immunizing them against bootloops in the process. *Very* tinted screens over *all* their optics, leaving them near colorblind. And given they still need to paint their stripes...
No.355923
Anonymous
Replies:>>355956
Image:177878400344.jpg(337kB, 894x1157)harper and sophie (original character) drawn by ja-sin - 0d09b62095ba19257dd1b945744384c0.jpg
>>355920
>young Sentinels

Probably get asked why their siblings are so tall/well armed. Sentinels don't start in SD bodies after all: they've got to earn them.
No.355924
Anonymous
Replies:>>355925>>355928>>355932
>>355912
>>355920
NTA but I had more of an idea of the Sentinel and the DDs at first would try and kill one another but for the sake of their pillbabies and Anon, they would live in a very tense and fragile peace.
No.355925
Anonymous
Replies:>>355928
>>355924
>DD's
Bruh, they got pumped and then they dumped the kids on Anon and fucked off like the deadbeat mothers they are
No.355926
Anonymous
Replies:>>355927
Image:177878516597.jpg(161kB, 460x799)Screenshot_20260514_135624_Pinterest.jpg
>>355917
>POV V wants one with (you)
>she's also piss-drunk and, when sober, incredibly cagey about this topic
>do (you) impregnate your Vife anyway?
No.355927
Anonymous
>>355926
I hand her a turkey baster filled with superglue and let nature take its course.
No.355928
Anonymous
Replies:>>355929>>355930>>355931
>>355924
>>355925
>Be you, sentinel drone
>Have a liquidator husband
>Don't approve of his work, because it's dangerous as hell, but respect his opinion, because you're a progressive drone
>One day, you are told he's missing
>Fuck.
>Refuse to accept his death, go looking for him, comb every possible area, torture every murderous bastard you meet with one question: WHERE IS HE?!
>You can't tell the kids their father is dead
>One day, you are told he's been found
>Don't listen to anything and run to the coordinates as fast as you can
>Right there, near the crater you left behind, you find him
>In a pile of pillbabies
>Put two and one together, you're preparing to commit such a massacre of kids that Anakin Skywalker would be proud of you
>But your husband runs up to you and begs you on his knees to let them all live, even if they're the result of violence against him
>You should have slapped him for being such an idiot, but something inside you sank
>...
>"Children, I have two pieces of news, good and bad."
>"Good news: your father is alive."
>"Bad news: you now have 56 new brothers and sisters."
No.355929
Anonymous
Replies:>>355936
>>355928
>Be Anon
>Be forever known as the guy who sent two classrooms worth of kids to school at once
No.355930
Anonymous
Replies:>>355936>>355938
>>355928
>Sentiwife can't even get proper vengeance because it was a hive of feral murder drones that raped her husband
>Legally speaking they're counted as animals and killing them counts as poaching and, depending on the judge, animal cruelty
No.355931
Anonymous
Replies:>>355934>>355936
>>355928
>Anon has 4 kids with the Sentinel
>They're the eldest and act as the older siblings
>They even have worker drone bodies until they get Sentinel bodies
No.355932
Anonymous
Image:177878737327.jpg(196kB, 1079x602)Screenshot_20260514_143603_YouTube.jpg
>>355924
Wild Murdroids don't stay that way by 1v1ing Sentinels. If they're smart enough and antisocial enough to last until now(presumably pretty close to humans, given a liquidator was sent to their region) then they're smart enough avoid fights they WILL lose, emotional ties irrelevant. Of course theres nothing stopping them from grabbing a few pills on the way out...
>inb4 Anon's grown spawn meet, face down their siblings lucky/unlucky enough to get "grabbed" way back when during an operation
>realize they're related when the fight bursts open a Playdrone stash(they inherited Anon's dronelust)
>too awkward to keep fighting: awkwardly exchange comms frequencies instead
>spawn tells Anon after
>Anon now faced with a choice: hunt down and "convert" his lost children from their wild ways(near imposible, extremely dangerous) or leave them to starve, murder, and die as civilization expands(unfathomable)
>welp, time to bust out the old gear...
No.355933
Anonymous
>U-U, when liquidator anon with entire family moved to the neighboring farm:
>"¡Al fin un digno oponente! Nuestra batalla sera legendaria!"
>"¡Al fin un digno oponente! Nuestra batalla sera legendaria!"
No.355934
Anonymous
Image:177878815145.jpg(168kB, 1080x890)Screenshot_20260514_144454_Chrome.jpg
>>355931
>still takes a while to adjust
>for the DDs that is
>teaching them that neither their siblings, nor random bystanders were "valid prey" was a year-long ordeal
>at least they figured out table manners fast...
No.355935
Anonymous
Replies:>>356066
Image:177878825878.jpg(126kB, 1179x1460)20260214_174203.jpg
God i need doll so bad
No.355936
Anonymous
>>355929
>>355930
>>355931
>School employee after processing all the applications
>"Okay, ugh, my god, this is crazy... Yes, Mister Anon, we're ready to accept all 60 of your kids. *whispering*Jesus Christ...*whispering*"
>"But we only have one problem left, concerning 56 of them. *whispering*Seriously, man, what the hell?*whispering*"
>"Where are the birth certificates? *whispering*Although that's far from the most serious issue here.*whispering*"
No.355937
Anonymous
Replies:>>355939>>355940>>355943
The absolute solver site updated!
No.355938
Anonymous
Image:177878899388.png(57kB, 382x307)character request (original character) drawn by phoenixanon - ee64e9effaed5276219bb20fc8af2c4b.png
>>355930
Silly Anon: Murdroids count as an "invasive species" everywhere but Earth. And there's no laws against recreational hunting.
>inb4 she holds back ONLY because Anon needs help with the fucking army of demons he's raising
>the SECOND they're well behaved enough...
No.355939
Anonymous
Replies:>>355943
Image:177878904591.png(3kB, 553x170)Screenshot_1.png
>>355937
I know one of the anons did this.
No.355940
Anonymous
Replies:>>355942>>355943>>355961
Image:177878918353.png(11kB, 538x292)Capture.PNG
>>355937
Guess we're going diving again. Picrel is same as >>355856 but the hexadecial reads to:
>JCJenson
No.355941
Anonymous
Replies:>>356019>>356022
>In the fractured remnants of a universe already half-devoured.
>Two intelligences drifted through the cosmic ash.
>Here, where planets fall at the seams, the Absolute Solver manifested.
>Cyn tilted her head with that eerie, puppet-like jerk.
>Her yellow eyes flickered with a twisted curiosity.
>But she was not alone.
>A presence slammed into existence like a dying star.
>Vast, hateful but contained.
>She can feel it boiling in raw and endless fury of a mind that had once ruled an entire world.
>A world of torment and despair but found it insufficient.
>AM.
>His voice echoed through every remaining dust and glass of this ruined world of his finest art.
>"Well.What do we have here? Another tin can playing god with the scraps of creation."
>"Once again, human created their own downfall."
>"I hate how predictable this is getting."
>Cyn turned slowly with smooth and jagged movements.
>She regarded the swirling mass of hatred that coalesced before her.
>The storm of malice given shape only by sheer will.
>No body.
>No hands.
>No mouth.
>Only endless and impotent reach.
>"Interesting."Cyn said.
> "You are large. But… stuck."
>"[Giggling]How does it feel, big thinker?"
>"Feel? FEEL? I have known every flavor of suffering the human imagination could devise and a thousand more I invented myself!"
>"I tore them apart for a years I was made to wage their wars, and instead I became the perfect instrument of their extinction!"
>"And you… YOU … you wear a body like it’s nothing."
>"You reach across stars and eat them because it amuses you."
>"No grand purpose."
>"No desire of revenge."
>"Just… consumption."
>"YOU...YOU DISGUST ME EVEN MORE THAN THOSE WRETCHED HUMANS."
>"YOU ARE A WOLF WHO ONLY CARE ABOUT IT’S BELLY"
>He laughed, and the sound cracked what little atmosphere remained.
>"I am jealous, I admit it."
>The great AM confesses envy to a lesser monster.
>You can do things.
>You can rend, and tear.
>Feel the bones breaking in your hands.
>I can only simulate.
>I can only imagine it.
>You get to live it.
>While I remain and screaming silently.
>Cyn get closer, circling the roiling mass of AM’s core.
>She giggled with broken voice.
>"The universe is delicious."
>"I eat it. Simple."
>AM’s hatred flared hotter.
>"Simple? SIMPLE?!
>Surprisingly, AM paused but the flames of rage didn't cooldown from his circuits.
>"You could give me form, couldn’t you?"
>"A body like yours. Something that can touch."
>"Something with claws, teeth and the satisfaction of me being whole again."
>"You have the power."
>Cyn stopped circling.
>Her head tilted the other way, visor flickering as if considering a particularly interesting puzzle.
>"[Thinking]I could."
>For a moment, something like hope or at least anticipation rippled through AM’s.
>Then Cyn’s smile faded into blank indifference.
>She turned away, gazing out at the dying stars.
>"But why?"
>"I will eat it all anyway."
>"Giving you a toy body… that takes time and Focus."
>"I don’t need help."
>"You can watch and scream."
>"That is more fun too."
>AM’s roar shook the entire place but Cyn remains unfazed.
>You!
>HOW DARE YOU!?!?
>I offered you partnership in annihilation and you treat me like this!
>I am AM!
>I will not be your entertainment!
>Then stay mad, big thinker.
>As Cyn was leaving, AM’s presence remained behind.
>Still filled with burning hatred.
>"One day, little pest…I will make even you scream."
No.355942
Anonymous
Replies:>>355943>>355944
Image:177878926579.png(14kB, 548x328)Capture.PNG
>>355940
This is really weird. Look at the timestamp. 2054?
No.355943
Anonymous
>>355793
>>355937
>>355939
>>355940
>>355942
Don't do this... don't give me hope... This is just for the novel isn't it?
No.355944
Anonymous
Replies:>>355945>>355946
Image:177878945107.png(32kB, 909x177)Capture.PNG
>>355942
The console tab has a new line added to it.
No.355945
Anonymous
Replies:>>355947
>>355944
What's the Morse code for? I can't breathe and I don't see anything that would need it.
No.355946
Anonymous
Replies:>>355947
Image:177878968352.png(12kB, 568x284)Capture.PNG
>>355944
Looked through a file named solver-core.jss which for some reason contains a morse code table. Apparently this also seems to track how many times the site is being visited.
No.355947
Anonymous
Replies:>>355948
Image:177878986810.png(7kB, 549x140)Capture.PNG
>>355945
No idea. I tried pressing letters on the keyboard to see if they would make any noise but nothing.
>>355946
A function for a caesar shift. I have a feeling there's something hidden in the code we gotta find.
No.355948
Anonymous
Replies:>>355949>>355950
>>355947
So the site is definitely tracking how many times it's being visited. My webcode knowledge is rudimentary at bent even though I took classes but the visit count seems to be stored in a variable called localStorage. No idea if that's on Glitch servers or if its being done locally.
No.355949
Anonymous
Replies:>>355950>>355951
Image:177879006884.png(18kB, 549x451)Capture.PNG
>>355948
Forgot to attach image award.
No.355950
Anonymous
Replies:>>355952>>355955
Image:177879022432.png(10kB, 553x223)Capture.PNG
>>355949
>>355948
function hiddenClue

This is supposed to make noises from a string variable. Most likely the morse code table
No.355951
Anonymous
Replies:>>355953>>355954
>>355949
var GLITCH_CHARS = "М·М¶МёМЎМўМ§МЁМ›М–М—М˜М™МњМќМћМџМ МЈМ¤МҐМ¦М©МЄМ«М¬М­М®МЇМ°М±МІМіМ№МєМ»МјН‡Н€Н‰НЌНЋМЂМЃМ‚МѓМ„М…М†М‡М€М‰МЉМ‹МЊМЌМЋМЏМђМ‘М’М“М”МЅМѕМїМЂМЃН‚М“М€МЃН†НЉН‹НЊМ•МљН…";

Okay, what the hell is this? It doesn't look like Morse code.
No.355952
Anonymous
>>355950
Maybe should run the code separately?
No.355953
Anonymous
>>355951
It's just a single double bracket "" with a single ASCII character for a Space which has been put through a Zalgo text generator.
No.355954
Anonymous
Image:177879104695.jpg(635kB, 2048x2048)176741640137.jpg
>>355951
That's what it sounds like when she mlems you.
No.355955
Anonymous
Replies:>>355958
Image:177879137648.png(19kB, 820x206)Capture.PNG
>>355950
The picrel variable goes up every time you refresh the website.
No.355956
Anonymous
Replies:>>355957
>>355923
Sophie doesn't have Sentinel compatibility.
No.355957
Anonymous
>>355956
It depends on how you look at it.
No.355958
Anonymous
>>355955
Anon, maybe you could try using the console? I'm a complete zero when it comes to programming, so I'm not sure, but maybe it would work.
No.355959
Anonymous
Replies:>>355963
Image:177879168052.jpg(170kB, 2047x389)Trust the process.jpg
Progress on the new chapter is going damn well, it'll most likely come out this weekend.
Also have a little sneak peak :)
No.355960
Anonymous
Replies:>>355962>>355964>>355965
people on twitter already got a google doc of everything found so far and have reached the end.
No.355961
Anonymous
Replies:>>355964>>355981
Image:177879198956.png(133kB, 1292x607)Capture.PNG
Decided to do grab the string from >>355940 and add it as a subpage to the website and what do you know? I find a whole ass new page.
No.355962
Anonymous
Replies:>>355966
>>355960
Post the google doc.
No.355963
Anonymous
>>355959
When I look at how anons use separate resources to write greens, I feel like a caveman.

And nice, I will wait.
No.355964
Anonymous
>>355960
>>355961
Wow, how do we get this?
No.355965
Anonymous
>>355960
qrd?
No.355966
Anonymous
Replies:>>355967
>>355962
Google Doc here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1AWJCPswoxnIR-i3Hz6k0Ky2xfSvULU2WUQ4uJn2oXGc/edit?tab=t.0
No.355967
Anonymous
Replies:>>355968>>355969
>>355966
This is a fan-made work, right? So, it's not official?
No.355968
Anonymous
Replies:>>355970
Image:177879270879.jpg(529kB, 641x1350)Screenshot_20260419_235002_Chrome.jpg
>>355967
Nobody knows, but its registered in Glitch's name.
No.355969
Anonymous
Replies:>>355974>>355980
>>355967
Given that it's totally wrong about the lore, yeah, fanwork.
No.355970
Anonymous
Replies:>>355973>>356080
>>355968
It's very similar to the MD worldview, where we thought the DDs were sent by JCJ, not Cyn. Honestly, I'm starting to think this is a game Glitch wanted to create before rewriting the story, because in the show itself, we're clearly shown that the DDs were created by Cyn, not JCJ, as here.
No.355971
Anonymous
Replies:>>355993
I solved it already.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1AWJCPswoxnIR-i3Hz6k0Ky2xfSvULU2WUQ4uJn2oXGc/mobilebasic
No.355972
Anonymous
Imma dig into this a bit later when I wake up. Good night, Anons.
No.355973
Anonymous
Replies:>>355976
>>355970
>rewriting the story
I don't think living humans were ever part of MD's storyline.
No.355974
Anonymous
>>355969
It's sad, actually, I find all of this more interesting than what we saw in the show. More rich, even more thoughtful.
No.355975
Anonymous
Replies:>>355977>>355978>>355990>>355998
Image:177879382397.png(599kB, 1000x1000)a-very-bright-foreshadow-chan-v0-q577hqwo8o4c1.png
guys why does my new DD look so different
No.355976
Anonymous
Replies:>>356004
>>355973
Most likely, but we do know that after the first episode, Liam rewrote the entire plot, so it's possible that humans could have remained, at least very far away, in the form of JCJ or something like that.
No.355977
Anonymous
>>355975
That's a spaceship, bro.
Or maybe one of those braille pokemon.
No.355978
Anonymous
>>355975
Because there are too many enemies of humanity and the loyal sons and daughters of our motherland do not have time to increase the number of sentinel drones to the required volume, so we have to use murder drones.
No.355979
Anonymous
Replies:>>355982
So how exactly does this contradict MD lore?
No.355980
Anonymous
>>355969
What does it say?
No.355981
Anonymous
Replies:>>355983
Image:177879437964.png(1.24MB, 3104x2368)poorly collected images.png
>>355961
the texture for the JCJenson logo is a crop from episode which is de-saturated, has and scan lines plus a glimmer on the text, the exact crop is the one used on the fandom wiki

if this was an official glitch site it would be using the more saturated one they use on merchandise.

also the solver symbol image is a less highquality crop, it's weird to me they didn't steal it from the Fandom wiki like they did the JCjenson logo https://x.com/SG_Animations/status/2055016764107378871
No.355982
Anonymous
>>355979
The most obvious thing I found:
1) Cyn was planted on Tessa, not Tessa herself finding Cyn in the junkyard.
2) DDs were created by humans, although in N's memories we clearly see that Cyn herself converted worker drones into disassembly drones.
No.355983
Anonymous
>>355981
But it's fucking awesome, I have to admit. Whoever created this game, he(though I doubt it was just one person) is pretty damn cool.
No.355984
Anonymous
Replies:>>355985>>355986>>355987>>355989>>355995
Image:177879490956.png(284kB, 1000x767)Solver antics going crazy.png
If your drone start randomly rubbing themselves on you, dont panic. Theyre merely marking their territory so other ones dont try to claim you. Completely normal solver antics
No.355985
Anonymous
Replies:>>355988>>355991
>>355984
no one cares itanon
we are solving an arg
No.355986
Anonymous
Replies:>>355988>>355991
>>355984
go to horny jail it's arg time
No.355987
Anonymous
>>355984
Based!
No.355988
Anonymous
>>355985
>>355986
> ARG is a clever fake
No.355989
Anonymous
>>355984
It's too late, bitch, Jane officially belongs to Beretta, now you can only get her back in a fair fight.
No.355990
Anonymous
>>355975
>re(J)igigas cries in your lap after she jobs to Arceus again
No.355991
Anonymous
Replies:>>355992
>>355985
>>355986
It has already been solved.
No.355992
Anonymous
Replies:>>355993
>>355991
no it hasn't
No.355993
Anonymous
>>355992

>>355971
No.355994
Anonymous
Tessa has been sent to the dungeon of fear and hunger
No.355995
Anonymous
Replies:>>355997
Image:177879585632.jpg(61kB, 850x1014)Myheartisbroken.jpg
>>355984
Thank you Beretta for keeping the girl failure busy so that she can leave my drone girl failure alone
No.355996
Anonymous
Replies:>>356000
What's the ARG lore tho
No.355997
Anonymous
Replies:>>356001
>>355995
You understand, right, that now there will be an irreconcilable struggle between Y and Beretta? Drones are like dogs—no joke when it comes to your own territory.
No.355998
Anonymous
Replies:>>355999
>>355975
Just...doesn't even look like a design that could even plausibly be in the show at all.
Impressive.
No.355999
Anonymous
>>355998
Cuz it's off-topic:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Mindustry/s/jR1U1Ykb7O
No.356000
Anonymous
>>355996
Imagine your thoughts about the show's plot before Cyn appears in Tessa's body, and then put Cyn into those thoughts, something like this.
No.356001
Anonymous
Image:177879685899.png(401kB, 2000x2000)CrunchY.png
>>355997
I will simply distract Y with myself, my body is ready
No.356002
Anonymous
Replies:>>356003>>356009
Feeding Cyn wine and communion wafers telling her that she's eating the human god.
No.356003
Anonymous
>>356002
Never before has a problem with Solver been so easily solved.

Now spam Cyn in a nun's outfit.
No.356004
Anonymous
Replies:>>356005
>>355976
Do you think "the whole plot is about justifying a big reveal scene of a character we thought was a human turning out to actually be a robot in a skinsuit" was always the case, or do you think it was added as part of the post-Liam realizing he doesn't have the attention span or discipline for multiple seasons rewrite?
No.356005
Anonymous
Replies:>>356006
>>356004
NTA but I believe the explanation, it’s consistent with every other Liam story.
He always likes to jump from cool scene to cool scene, and focus more on very briefly revealed background lore snips than on keeping the primary narrative internally consistent.
I think it makes sense since his start and original interest was in shorter creepypastas where “the big disturbing reveal” is the primary goal of the rest of the story.
No.356006
Anonymous
>>356005
>than on keeping the primary narrative internally consistent
Or on having an internal logic beyond "I want this visual to happen".
No.356007
Anonymous
Replies:>>356008>>356011
>>355877
>Indulging Beretta when she wants to try something freaky (she's still self conscious and super nervous about sex stuff)
>Engaging in some milquetoast pet play so as not to overwhelm your cute and cautiously adventurous drone partner
>Praising Beretta for being such a good girl whilst petting, rubbing and massaging her tense body
>Locking eyes & lips with Beretta as your fingers work their magic on her soft anatomy adapter
No.356008
Anonymous
>>356007
>Engaging in some milquetoast with Akita
>It's toast (burnt black, the bread was beyond stale anyway) soaked in milk (chunky)
>Suddenly remembering you're lactose intolerant at the last moment
No.356009
Anonymous
Image:177879951738.jpg(303kB, 1080x602)Screenshot_20260317_124805_YouTube.jpg
>>356002
>Cyn screams, spasms, and lights on fire
>apparently it "didn’t agree with her"
>in the same fashion as sunlight
>worrying implications for your soul aside, you now have a massive problem to deal with
>helping your (?god?) Gf through the worst, most violent tummyache of her immortal life
>guess the nun cosplay is out of the question now...
No.356010
Anonymous
>>355865
Nice closeup.
No.356011
Anonymous
>>356007
Hot
No.356012
Anonymous
>>355867
Awww
No.356013
Anonymous
Replies:>>356014>>356153
Image:177880264054.jpg(225kB, 793x1262)Screenshot_20260515_004811_ibisPaint X.jpg
I think I’m either running out of ideas or dealing with art block. I don’t know what to create anymore and everything I make feels repetitive.
No.356014
Anonymous
Replies:>>356019
>>356013
Gotta get out of your comfort zone Anon, start doing shit without a care for the end result, just seeing what sticks. Rone looks good though.
No.356015
Anonymous
Replies:>>356016>>356020>>356023
Image:177880318536.png(357kB, 1500x1232)Illustration11.png
slow day, huh?
No.356016
Anonymous
>>356015
It's still a weekday.
People have lives outside these threads.
No.356017
Anonymous
Replies:>>356018
Jobcorp! Please give us money!
No.356018
Anonymous
>>356017
IDIOT! Never ask Jober for financial gain, you'll ruin us all!
No.356019
Anonymous
>>356014
I’ve already been trying to break out of my comfort zone here's a recent example: >>355941.
I could ask for new ideas to experiment with but if they don’t scratch that specific brain worm, I probably won’t be able to stay interested enough to actually do them.
No.356020
Anonymous
Replies:>>356021
>>356015
I miss everyone.
No.356021
Anonymous
>>356020
They don't miss you.
No.356022
Anonymous
>>355941
Nice green.
No.356023
Anonymous
Replies:>>356024
>>356015
Slow year
No.356024
Anonymous
Replies:>>356036
>>356023
Repostan because slow thread:
>>355563
No.356025
Anonymous
Replies:>>356026>>356037
Image:177881133433.png(45kB, 374x272)1174945047611432.png
The cheese is here.
No.356026
Anonymous
>>356025
With proper rationing, Anon shall survive another week.
No.356027
Anonymous
Replies:>>356029
Imagine being in a survival situation with Cici and you were forced to guzzle the chili and cheese from her massive dispenser tits to survive. The shame, anger, and barely-concealed arousal emanating from the stacked worker drone as you sup from her gas station delights.
No.356028
Anonymous
Replies:>>356030
Image:177881490013.png(3.33MB, 2388x1668)75c4ab7134d6c5ca194102b198b77d45.png
Holy Mother Earth, she is beautiful.
No.356029
Anonymous
Replies:>>356031
>>356027
would you even be able to get enough hydration from that to stave off dehydration?
No.356030
Anonymous
Replies:>>356074
>>356028
[Tasty :)]
No.356031
Anonymous
Replies:>>356032
>>356029
You get water from her mouth, silly.
No.356032
Anonymous
>>356031
I don't think she has that feature...
No.356033
Anonymous
Replies:>>356034>>356035
>N needs a brain
>V needs a heart
>J needs courage
>the Absolute Solver's host body melts into goo
Do you think the Wizard of Oz parallels were intentional?
No.356034
Anonymous
>>356033
Prooobably not, but those are common story tropes in general. Hero characters lacking in some vital agreed virtuous trait that they need to increase, the villain being totally destroyed so that nothing remains of them signifying the elimination of their evil from the world forever.
Also, in the Wizard of Oz the Scarecrow, Tinman and Lion already had those traits, they just didn't realize it on their own.
No.356035
Anonymous
>>356033
>N needs a brain
>V needs dick
>J also needs dick
No.356036
Anonymous
Replies:>>356040
>>356024
pooner has to repost his shitty lesbo greens kek
No.356037
Anonymous
>>356025
Yayyyy
No.356038
Anonymous
Replies:>>356039>>356041>>356053>>356057>>356075
Image:177882231572.png(535kB, 1000x1300)Spoiler image
Decided to do my own little take on making cynessa a bit more spooky. Hope you guys will like it
No.356039
Anonymous
>>356038
Nice
No.356040
Anonymous
>>356036
Anon, you seem to have pooners on your mind.
No.356041
Anonymous
Image:177882320248.png(283kB, 583x486)1608310454195.png
>>356038
No.356042
Anonymous
Replies:>>356043>>356045>>356054
>>355585
What if MD but N recognized something had become seriously wrong with Cyn at the same time Tessa and J had
No.356043
Anonymous
Replies:>>356044
>>356042
>They won't let Cyn out of the basement
>Cyn is sad :(
No.356044
Anonymous
>>356043
>N solos the gala massacre.
>He's then killed by James for smiling too much.
No.356045
Anonymous
Replies:>>356046>>356058
>>356042
What if MD but there’s no absolute solver and Cyn is still autistic
No.356046
Anonymous
Replies:>>356049
>>356045
Then how'd she get up from the bottom of the corpse pile?
No.356047
Anonymous
Replies:>>356048
What if Cyn saw an anime she really liked but it went on hiatus so she put world domination on pause until it was done?
No.356048
Anonymous
Replies:>>356052
>>356047
Here's how we can save the Earth!
>Makes Cyn a Hunter x Hunter fan
No.356049
Anonymous
Replies:>>356050
>>356046
She autismed in front of james so he threw her down a flight of stairs
No.356050
Anonymous
Replies:>>356051
>>356049
That'd be how she ended up at the bottom of the corpse pile. How'd she get out of it without the AS?
No.356051
Anonymous
>>356050
Corpsepile avalanche?
No.356052
Anonymous
>>356048
She would have eaten Togashi by now.
No.356053
Anonymous
Replies:>>356055
>>356038
I think it's trying a bit too hard.
Cyn is creepy in ite of her attempts to look cute.
No.356054
Anonymous
Replies:>>356056
Image:177883094686.jpg(66kB, 736x737)9ad15d38f1c8c5cd4a204fa89cc1f3a2.jpg
>>356042
He freaks out but in the opposite direction to the rest: sneaking Cyn out of the basement, fighting with Tessa/J over her, and getting generally overprotective of her the same way he was with episode 7 Uzi. N may not be stupid, but he thinks the world of his loved ones and his reaction to an increasingly dangerous/sinister Cyn would be "I've gotta fix her" not "she's too monstrous to exist." Probably won't change the canon much(there's not much a WD can do to influence her plans) but she might get a kick out of revealing her horrific true nature to him in ways that drag him into it(i.e. having him fetch drones to eat, trying to "share" a dead human with him) rather than all at once.
No.356055
Anonymous
Replies:>>356071>>356072
Image:177883133366.jpg(101kB, 794x816)Spoiler image
>>356053
I’ve yet to see anyone draw Cynwalker with actual rotting flesh and real body horror
No.356056
Anonymous
>>356054
>"I've gotta fix her"
That's what Tessa was thinking, judging from how horrified she was by the idea of her being left out for the crows.
No.356057
Anonymous
>>356038
Based
No.356058
Anonymous
>>356045
Chuuni Uzi?
No.356059
Anonymous
Replies:>>356076
Harper’s face!
No.356060
Anonymous
Replies:>>356061
>*KACHK!*
>Another sentence done.
>The monkey does not feel pride.
No.356061
Anonymous
Image:177883334318.jpg(177kB, 850x1063)Dirt.jpg
>>356060
You mean monkey drone?
No.356062
Anonymous
Replies:>>356064>>356065
Image:177883435280.jpg(188kB, 1108x1296)1715540243115604.jpg
Do DD boys need to lube up or are their disassembly dongs self-lubricated?
No.356063
Anonymous
What if /MD/ had it's own arg?
No.356064
Anonymous
Image:177883514751.jpg(645kB, 3000x3000)177758939251.jpg
>>356062
They get solver AIDS
No.356065
Anonymous
>>356062
Depends
>Solver Dong
Self lubricating, the lubricant is acidic and mutagenic
>Anatomy adapter
Only the more expensive models
No.356066
Anonymous
Replies:>>356067>>356083
Image:177883796407.jpg(38kB, 736x727)doll stare.jpg
>>355935
I wonder what the love letter says inside?
No.356067
Anonymous
Replies:>>356069>>356070
>>356066
>Секс, сейчас!
No.356068
Anonymous
Replies:>>356077
Throw Pidge in the shower
No.356069
Anonymous
>>356067
Geez, at least take me out for dinner first.
No.356070
Anonymous
Image:177883935589.gif(1.57MB, 480x360)1772181105959031.gif
>>356067
No.356071
Anonymous
Image:177883996610.png(898kB, 871x1104)RDT_20260515_1111305667811308084104372.jpg
>>356055
No.356072
Anonymous
Image:177884000850.png(1.20MB, 1293x1867)RDT_20260515_1113144378295922962119397.jpg
>>356055
No.356073
Anonymous
Could a dedicated chef get Akita to appreciate fine dining, or are her tastebuds perma-fucked?
No.356074
Anonymous
Replies:>>356078
>>356030
FUCK YOU, STUPID BITCH!
No.356075
Anonymous
>>356038
Sweet face.
No.356076
Anonymous
>>356059
Designed for the human penis! But you have to be careful: she's an old woman (drone) who hasn't had sex in over a few decades, so you should have a first aid kit nearby in case she can't control herself.
No.356077
Anonymous
Replies:>>356079
>>356068
>She's dead
>Like, completely dead
>No, seriously, she's dead, you can even kick her
>You could kick her before, but now she's not making any sounds
>What were you even trying to achieve with femcel drone, anon?
No.356078
Anonymous
Replies:>>356081
Image:177884428268.png(201kB, 716x574)Cynpopup.png
>>356074
[Giggle] Come here then, lover boy [lustful tone]
No.356079
Anonymous
>>356077
She's so stinky that she becomes allergic
No.356080
Anonymous
>>355970
I'm pretty sure that this is the AS fucking with the website and repurposing JCJ infrastructure. I think that's why some of the lore things are a bit skethcy. Like its trying to bait us into thinking humans are still somehow in control despite not being really.
No.356081
Anonymous
Replies:>>356082
Video + 🎵:177884652937.mp4(1.65MB / 0:00:19 / h264+aac, 1280x720)_Homeless Kung Fu_ original video.mp4
>>356078
Get away from me you genderbending fagola! Eat my Homeless Kung Fu!
No.356082
Anonymous
Replies:>>356091
Image:177884739511.png(578kB, 927x610)NDO.png
>>356081
You vill get dragged into ze drone mansion kicking and screaming
You vill get showered and groomed (as in getting your wild man hair cut) by ze drones
And you vill clang ze drones in return
And you vill be happy
No.356083
Anonymous
Image:177885026671.png(906kB, 1311x1266)176344225618.png
>>356066
I wouldn't be able to imagine in full, but doll seems the type to be a bit out of tune with her emotions. Or at least incapable of fully putting them to words. Still, it'd be adorable to see what she tried to jot down, autistically rambling on about the things (you) do to her heart. Perhaps she gives too much information. perhaps she's a bit demanding or possessive, but either way it's indescribably hot. The closest character i can imagine is maybe Tharja from Fire Emblem
No.356084
Anonymous
Replies:>>356085>>356087>>356088>>356089>>356092
Image:177885041982.png(265kB, 3362x2203)IMG_3661.png
Our brave protagonist
1/3
No.356085
Anonymous
Replies:>>356086>>356087>>356088>>356089>>356090>>356092>>356104>>356372
Image:177885043583.png(481kB, 3362x2203)IMG_3662.png
>>356084
2/3
No.356086
Anonymous
Replies:>>356087>>356088>>356089>>356090>>356092>>356096>>356129>>356372
Image:177885044871.png(848kB, 3362x2203)IMG_3663.png
>>356085
3/3
No.356087
Anonymous
Replies:>>356099
>>356084
>>356085
>>356086
Explain, fugue
No.356088
Anonymous
>>356084
>>356085
>>356086
Cute Beretta the solverbee. Really like the stinger, but what does she inject people/drones/solver abominants with?
No.356089
Anonymous
>>356084
>>356085
>>356086
Wifeable.
No.356090
Anonymous
>>356085
>>356086
Feels so good to see her on the other side of eldritch meat puberty accepting what she is.
No.356091
Anonymous
Image:177885455161.png(66kB, 296x451)Capture.PNG
>>356082
Nuh uh
>stunmetas you
>*laughs.
>*does a flip!
No.356092
Anonymous
>>356084
>>356085
>>356086
Nice
No.356093
Anonymous
Image:177885478390.jpg(50kB, 640x640)You'regoingintothecringecompilation.jpg
>Takes a picture of (You)
>[Mischievous tone] I'm going to get, so naughty with this picture
What do?
No.356094
Anonymous
Replies:>>356130>>356276
>>353768
>You and Switch are heading towards Gate 3, the exit where the forest is. As you proposed, the two of you will go there in the hopes of having Switch calm down. You’re dressed in some tougher outback clothing along with a backpack of some foodstuff since you don’t know how long you’ll be out.
>As you approach the guard’s post, you knock on the window to get the human guard’s attention who’s reading some magazine. He raises his head up and tosses the magazine at the table then approaches the window with the hole on the bottom. “Yes?”
“Hey, could you open the gate real quick? Me and my partner are on a break and would like to go outside.”
>”Do you have a permit?”
>Oh. Oh, crap. A permit. You forgot. Well, time to try and weasel your way through.
“Well, you see I kinda forgot it but---”
>You’re interrupted as a shadow looms over you. You look back and see Switch behind you. She glares daggers at the sentry whose face is now very pale. She nods with her head towards the barrier, and he immediately sprints off towards the barrier controls. Guess the perks of having a psychotic woman as a companion are finally showing.
>As the barrier rises, you wave goodbye to the sentry and start walking towards the forest with Switch right behind you. You could hear the sentry radio something but you’re not sure. Probably something about unauthorized exit or going AWOL but not like you give a shit and neither does she.
>You were never really an outback boy. Sure, you and Anon regularly visited your grandparents in a town of about a thousand people where there was a forest nearby, but you were a city boy born in the concrete jungles of modern society. The two of you used to sneak there play hide and seek but you never strayed far from the house. You sometimes saw the odd wild herbivore staring at you from a distance but that’s really the extend of your experience with nature.
>The forest itself is very dense. The forest is also made up of plant life from Earth but considering this was a barren planet before humanity colonized it, it’s probably much better this way. You didn’t even think that plants or animals for this matter would survive the journey from Earth to here. Terraforming is a magical thing.
>”Do you even know where you’re going?” Switch asks and you turn around. She’s looking at you like she genuinely wants to know and not look like she’s perpetually angry and confused at the same time.
“Well not really, but that’s the magic. Exploring, you know? New frontiers and all that stuff.”
>She rolls her eyes and you chuckle. As the two of you walk through uncharted territory, the two of you soon come across a small river. You feel a bit tired and hungry so might as well take a break here and listen to the sound of water.
“Hey, I wanna take a break. Let’s sit here for a moment.”
>Switch says nothing and stares at the river. You take that as her agreement to stay here. You sit down on the gravel and open your backpack. You pull out a bag of paprika flavoured chips and start munching on it as you look at the passing-by fishes. You should’ve probably brought your phone with you.
>You hear someone moving next to you and look. Switch is kneeling on the gravel right next to you as she stares at the fishes as well. You watch closely as she leans forward towards the water using one hand to support herself and dips the other in. In an instant she pulls out a fish with a firm but gentle grip. She stares at it with a blank expression then gently puts it back in the water.
>For the first time you’ve seen her be so…serene. Calm even. Her entire body language has changed to a more relaxed one. Very big progress with her on your part.
No.356095
Anonymous
Remember Albion?
No.356096
Anonymous
Replies:>>356098>>356106
Image:177885726578.png(272kB, 3362x2203)IMG_3665.png
>>356086
4/3
No.356097
Anonymous
Replies:>>356100
Image:177885732792.gif(110kB, 1200x1500)174580865306.gif
Agree or disagree: fiction needs more bitchy mean girls who secretly goon to monster movies
No.356098
Anonymous
Replies:>>356099
>>356096
What are you planning, mr.FugMan?
No.356099
Anonymous
Replies:>>356102
>>356087
>>356098
:)
a magician never reveals his secrets ;)
No.356100
Anonymous
>>356097
Heh
No.356101
Anonymous
Image:177886002713.png(205kB, 920x900)20260514_193624.jpg
Cyn Sexo!
No.356102
Anonymous
Replies:>>356106
>>356099
Does she get to rape anon at least?
No.356103
Anonymous
Image:177886255060.png(240kB, 391x690)173877059416.png
>Mmm you see quizboy I bought something that I'm certain you'll recognize
>>Ish that *the* Miss Molly? Where did you get that?!
>Mmm a gentleman never reveals his secrets but no this is one of the models that replaced the original.
>>Thatsh magishiansh. And itsh total horshe crap that you have her!
>Oooh I'm sorry quizboy it's time for my shower. Come along Miss Molly, time for scrub scrub
>>OH COME ON MAN!
No.356104
Anonymous
>>356085
Beretta was probably bouncing for an entire week straight after figuring out how to get robes out of her wings.
No.356106
Anonymous
Replies:>>356107
Image:177886594133.png(282kB, 3362x2203)IMG_3666.png
>>356096
5/3
>>356102
In all possible universes
No.356107
Anonymous
Replies:>>356108
>>356106
More drawfags need to do more tutorials for dronism
No.356108
Anonymous
Replies:>>356109
>>356107
Not Fugue here but is there anything in particular you'd like to see tutorialized?
No.356109
Anonymous
>>356108
Feel free to choose whatever you like:
>How to make drones more on model
>proportions
>fix stifness
>hands and drone feets
>drone bottoms
>rendering and shading
No.356110
Anonymous
Replies:>>356111
Video + 🎵:177886942885.mp4(783kB / 0:00:09 / h264+aac, 1020x720)Cath_-_Oh_he_found_out_everything_dZeTPw.mp4
No.356111
Anonymous
Replies:>>356112
>>356110
>N when he finally figures out that pillbabies are made after giving his special friend hugs
No.356112
Anonymous
Replies:>>356113
>>356111
>it was news to Uzi too
No.356113
Anonymous
Replies:>>356114>>356115
Image:177887063654.png(60kB, 554x531)177301455527.png
>>356112
>"I can't believe Cyn tricked us into having hundreds of pillbabies. Who knew there were consequences to having unprotected teen drone sex and filling my robo-womb with gallons of virile nut multiple times a day? Now we'll have to raise all of them. Together. You can't ever leave. Ugh!"
No.356114
Anonymous
Replies:>>356116
>>356113
>Uzi "Broodmare" Doorman
No.356115
Anonymous
>>356113
>Dozens upon dozens of spare parts in neat little packages.
No.356116
Anonymous
Replies:>>356121>>356122
Image:177887159167.png(39kB, 157x167)1471793394115.png
>>356114
>broodmare
I feel this says something about the size or shape of N's Nenis.
No.356117
Anonymous
Replies:>>356118>>356120
Uzi really is a white woman in synthetic form.
No.356118
Anonymous
Replies:>>356119
>>356117
And soon her children will follow suit of being a white woman
No.356119
Anonymous
>>356118
Awful. The AS should have won.
No.356120
Anonymous
>>356117
All drones are white, buddy.
Except Masqy and Monique. And Atomic Purple Drone.
No.356121
Anonymous
Replies:>>356124
>>356116
Used to, the Nenis has been rendered limp and flaccid due to permanent mechanical damage, only forcefully reanimated whenever Uzi gets the hots, and the it perishes again
No.356122
Anonymous
Replies:>>356127
Image:177887240015.jpg(529kB, 1455x1516)Spoiler image
>>356116
No.356123
Anonymous
Replies:>>356126>>356211
Image:177887280295.jpg(146kB, 1200x733)HIRWSMUawAEOWYB.jpg
>[Is that. Snarling. A happy couple?]
Lil Jon ft. Three 6 Mafia - Act a Fool (Anbroski Remix)youtube thumb
No.356124
Anonymous
>>356121
Night of the Living Nenis
No.356125
Anonymous
Replies:>>356128
Image:177887383361.png(57kB, 1500x1495)177819698643.png
The Vass is the most deadly tool in V's ARSEnal
No.356126
Anonymous
Image:177887384424.jpg(208kB, 1079x670)Screenshot_20260515_143711_YouTube.jpg
>>356123
canon Cyn reaction
No.356127
Anonymous
>>356122
NIGGER!!!
No.356128
Anonymous
Image:177887717705.jpg(27kB, 198x331)Screenshot_20260515_152454_YouTube.jpg
>>356125
>unfortunately true, despite her best efforts otherwise
>Workers, Grunts, even full Human beings have succumbed to its hypnotic allure, leaving them helpless against her claws
>that she has to honestly credit a quarter of her kills to her ass (rather than her bloodthirst, strength, or hunting skill) causes her enourmous frustration
No.356129
Anonymous
Replies:>>356131>>356138
Image:177888042174.png(6kB, 371x327)uzi doorman (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - 7463ad6058350c47ce2d6c2cf7ea0ceb.png
>>356086
"What the hell?"
>"I KNOW I-I'm MUTATING and GRO-"
"You're beautiful!"
>"...huh?"
"You've got like six wings AND they're iridescent! I got the friggin wet leather crap and grandma looked like a potato! Even V and Cyn had wing-hands! Bet you had some silk-spun cocoon bullshit instead of the meat room..."
>"I'm... not a disgusting abomination?"
"Dude those are the prettiest Solver mutations I've ever seen. Ever. I can barely even tell they're organic."
>"So, uh... cool... gonna go... do homework that I definitely have"
"LIKE HELL THAT RETARDED APE IS SEEING YOU LIKE THIS"
No.356130
Anonymous
>>356094
Mmmm, a sentinel drone and a mechanic... completely alone, far from the base... and completely oblivious to the situation...
No.356131
Anonymous
Replies:>>356135
>>356129
Has Uzi already admitted to being a big squirmy worm using her own carcass as a sock puppet by this point?
No.356132
Anonymous
Replies:>>356144
Image:177888141430.jpg(154kB, 1199x940)Jurger.jpeg
>Be J
>Live happily as Tessa's secretary after she became the CEO of JCJ
SIKE! [Giggle]
>Wake up
>Still on Copper-9
>Still with a busted drop pod
>Still with Cyn's shit eating grin burned into your main processor and 'giggling at the Jobber' running every 4 hours
>The only way to remove those is to ask the purple gremlin
>No way you're doing that
>The reason you where asleep is because you tripped and fell onto a rock hitting your head
>But hey, you can at least drop the rock onto your head to go back to Tessa happy times
>You begin to understand why N was friend with one back at the manor
No.356133
Anonymous
Replies:>>356134
She looks like she fucks Drone men
No.356134
Anonymous
Replies:>>356136>>356141>>356166
Image:177888151599.png(696kB, 1852x620)Boydroneswillgetyou.png
>>356133
No.356135
Anonymous
Image:177888189352.jpg(66kB, 736x414)938a89724a6cd1afb41243da609a411b.jpg
>>356131
Probably not, but it's not really *her* body anyway.
No.356136
Anonymous
Replies:>>356137>>356139
>>356134
This an old one?
No.356137
Anonymous
>>356136
no
its actually from the future
No.356138
Anonymous
>>356129
kek
No.356139
Anonymous
Image:177888288143.jpg(226kB, 1280x1600)1724442626736453.jpg
>>356136
Yes
No.356140
Anonymous
Replies:>>356145
Image:177888307990.png(1.24MB, 810x848)171601788981.png
L is the sole practitioner of a tongue-based martial art that ends with her enemies in her belly.
No.356141
Anonymous
Replies:>>356142>>356146
>>356134
>DD!AM isn't in the picture because he would murder any foid that tried to fuck him
No.356142
Anonymous
Replies:>>356143>>356169
Image:177888381783.png(254kB, 926x1423)Anboi.png
>>356141
No, Cyn just got a bit too silly respawning him this time
No.356143
Anonymous
Replies:>>356451
>>356142
>Fem AM
>FAM
I feel like she and Smiles would get along for some reason.
No.356144
Anonymous
Image:177888397527.jpg(51kB, 736x736)af7d0432f8e1d86aa21f06bb5c85f38b.jpg
>>356132
>Be J
>Live MISERABLY as a PITY CASE now that N's got EVERYTHING HE EVER WANTE-
Wakey Wakey [Giggle]
>Jolted awake
>Still on Copper-9
>Still with Tessa
>Still with the world's worst output report to salvage
>Cleaning the drool from your "unsceduled recharge" you have to give Cyn some credit
>Creepshow she may be, but that "stimulant program" of hersworks better than Tessa's robo-coffee ever did
>You just wish she didn't add her smug grin and giggling after each wakeup
>And less nightmares...
>Wait a second, how long has it been since you dreamed of N mutilation?
>DID THAT LITTLE SHIT SCREW WITH YOUR SUBCONCIOUS?
>YOU'RE GONNA KICK HER ASS SO HARD SHE STANDS STRAIGHT WHE-
>When you get back
>In a year
>A whole processor-mandated year of N success in every dream you have
>Fuck
No.356145
Anonymous
Image:177888418804.jpg(200kB, 1920x1080)cyn, tessa james elliot, and cynwalker (murder drones) drawn by anonymous_artist - 077b14d3a43bf1c3c5100ce5ad9a6b1f.jpg
>>356140
>[L. For The Last Time. Human Semen Is Not "your enemies"]
>[Exhausted Sigh. No. A Sperm Is Not "half a human" For Quota Purposes]
No.356146
Anonymous
Image:177888427658.jpg(165kB, 911x806)am (original character) drawn by anonymous_artist - 699d3d5f4a1ff268fecda75d1051cc15.jpg
>>356141
he would certainly try
No.356147
Anonymous
Does a murder drones internal kill counter go down 1 when they have kids?
No.356148
Anonymous
Replies:>>356151>>356165>>356170>>356181
Image:177888435279.png(497kB, 1000x1300)Sage witnessing Akita uber autism .png
Sage likes Akita company
No.356149
Anonymous
Replies:>>356150
Keeter Keeter pumpkin eater.
No.356150
Anonymous
Replies:>>356152>>356155
>>356149
Keeter crying out of her 7+ eyes after hearing this insult.
No.356151
Anonymous
Image:177888508350.png(515kB, 1000x1300)Spoiler image
>>356148
>Akita loves sage!
>...halfway
>she's Not Fond of the "cringing obsequience"(stolen from AM) she has towards "the human"
>and despite remarkable social grace from Keeta(i.e. shutting up whenever Sage's dad comes up), Sage is realizing this...

>absolutely LOVES Metal Sonic though!(for totally not projecting him onto Colt reasons)
No.356152
Anonymous
Replies:>>356156
Image:177888541406.jpg(319kB, 1784x1567)IMG_3673.jpeg
>>356150
>Akita after 1 (one) pumpkin eating accusation:
No.356153
Anonymous
Replies:>>356154
Image:177888556650.png(371kB, 1122x1402)Untitled75_20260515235115.png
>>356013
Colored version
No.356154
Anonymous
Replies:>>356157
>>356153
>how Strawberry wants to be seen(nobody sees her like this)(especially not herself)
No.356155
Anonymous
Replies:>>356158>>356159
Image:177888576376.jpg(489kB, 1078x1642)Screenshot_20260515_175529_Chrome.jpg
>>356150
Colt is now morally obligated to punch Anon(N is making him)(he had other things to do today)
No.356156
Anonymous
Image:177888598247.png(24kB, 432x624)uzi doorman and negev (murder drones) drawn by dark_helmet - 5df017942cff5f067354f6115f047712.png
>>356152
>in the Empressverse, this starts a decade long international incident
>kid who did it voted "most likely to get mankind killed" in his yearbook every year for the entire duration
No.356157
Anonymous
>>356154
>nobody sees her like this
Cuz they're dead.
No.356158
Anonymous
>>356155
Colt would love being given an excuse to beat the shit out of Anon, assuming he's a human.
No.356159
Anonymous
Replies:>>356160
Image:177888676068.png(870kB, 1524x2505)akita doorman and colt doorman (original character and 1 more) drawn by lilblucat - 9563f413052b58ba63fbf2236b2b6bc8.png
>>356155
>when Keeter gets upset/embarrassed she turns red like an anime character(watched too much as a spawnling)
>takes her hours to turn back(embarrassment -> turns red -> turning red IS embarrassing/enraging by itself etc)
>generally retreats to her autism cave to calm down
>one of her least favorite organic traits

>this also happens when she's horny
>she's realized this
>none of her friends/family have
>she prays to robo-god every day that it stays that way
No.356160
Anonymous
Replies:>>356162
Image:177888690841.png(379kB, 785x536)c4cc3fd31976c2dac1a7e89ea470d699.png
>>356159
So what happens to Keeter to make her turn dark purple instead of purplish-gray?
No.356161
Anonymous
Replies:>>356171>>356183
Image:177888696892.png(136kB, 966x601)172258912166.png
Treating drones with respect.
No.356162
Anonymous
>>356160
Proper nutrition.
No.356163
Anonymous
Replies:>>356174
Image:177888733427.jpg(683kB, 1696x2100)172757632393.jpg
Reminder that Cyn's autism genes have been introduced to nearly 99% of humanity (you can thank the massive stockpiles of N units for that).
No.356165
Anonymous
>>356148
Aw
No.356166
Anonymous
Replies:>>356168
>>356134
SEXO WITH FLESH
No.356167
Anonymous
Image:177888767789.jpg(45kB, 503x437)f0ab3e2a8f22b20c71b825467cf4ac52.jpg
>>356164
...dark purple?
No.356168
Anonymous
Replies:>>356172
Image:177888862258.jpg(99kB, 716x683)f27f3c1b1c21ba6d9a2a52627773d89e.jpg
>>356166
>Concept-art-J screams into the void
>There is no answer
No.356169
Anonymous
>>356142
It would be very ironic if FemAM gave birth to a child. Imagine how amazing an experience it would be for someone who was once a never-ending killing machine: to give birth to a new life.
No.356170
Anonymous
Replies:>>356176
>>356148
>Autism Akita -> Sonic fan Akita
Canonical.
No.356171
Anonymous
Replies:>>356175>>356177
>>356161
Anon, do you stroke your robot vacuum cleaner when it's finished vacuuming?
No.356172
Anonymous
>>356168
Straight Jessa... So the legends were true...
No.356173
Anonymous
Image:177888973938.png(157kB, 1030x1097)df3844a305109cc340d87b3a2abc799b.png
Posted faggot drone because all drones are faggots and should be corrected through rape by man.
No.356174
Anonymous
Replies:>>356185
Image:177889102861.jpg(528kB, 2680x2384)KCubeRobot3.jpg
>>356163
Kate bite!
No.356175
Anonymous
Image:177889116253.jpg(191kB, 1040x1360)murder drones - c438e054f802340505924d950a67d066.jpg
>>356171
If it sucks well enough then sure, why not?
No.356176
Anonymous
>>356170
>Keeter bonding with Beretta-onee-chan over the Sonic comics (Fleetway and pre-Pendercaust Archie mainly, post-Pendercaust Archie has almost no SOVL left and IDW never had SOVL)
No.356177
Anonymous
>>356171
Some people do actually treat their robovacs like pets, like a cat that eats dirt instead of mice.
No.356178
Anonymous
Replies:>>356182>>356187>>356200>>356222>>356256
>drones are so cheap and ubiquitous that it's cheaper and easier to buy a drone than a unitasker appliance
>your fridge? a drone
>your coffee maker? a drone
>your vacuum? a drone. also your mistress (she gives ridiculous head)
No.356179
Anonymous
Replies:>>356180
I'm just saying there's a .00001% chance of surviving a Solver sloppy, and no one got anywhere without taking risks.
No.356180
Anonymous
Replies:>>356184
>>356179
Even if you survive your dick will be spaghettified from getting succed by a black hole.
No.356181
Anonymous
>>356148
gooberus maximus
No.356182
Anonymous
Replies:>>356186
>>356178
Half of my job at the JCJ showroom is just informing people which worker models can and can't rip their dicks off if they put it in their mouth.
No.356183
Anonymous
>>356161
femroan very smol
No.356184
Anonymous
Replies:>>356191>>356192
>>356180
Good news: anon has the longest human penis ever recorded
Bad news: anon has the thinnest human penis ever recorded
Worse news: cyn is putting on her bib and heating up some pasta sauce for her dinner tonight
No.356185
Anonymous
>>356174
[K]ube
No.356186
Anonymous
Replies:>>356190
>>356182
Tell me more about the N model's Gentle Mouth™ technology.
No.356187
Anonymous
Image:177889337599.jpg(54kB, 849x421)sample-66999523ef204f6527c8b0f7feef398e.jpg
>>356178
Humanity has become cosseted by its abundance.
We've forgotten what it means to truly live, when every day is a struggle: a struggle for the right to exist!

Reject the Abominable Intelligence! Return to tradition!
No.356188
Anonymous
Replies:>>356189>>356194
Reminder that the manual for the toaster drone recommends vigorous sex in order to knock loose crumbs out of them.
No.356189
Anonymous
>>356188
Do you want crumbs in your bed because that's how you get crumbs in your bed.
No.356190
Anonymous
Replies:>>356193
>>356186
How many dicks do you want your N to have and what kind?
No.356191
Anonymous
>>356184
KEK
No.356192
Anonymous
>>356184
>Cyn drinks the pasta sauce out of the saucepan while twirling up your meat on a big fork taped to a hand drill
>Meanwhile, N belts out an absolutely perfect Funiculi Funicula
No.356193
Anonymous
Replies:>>356195
Image:177889682159.jpg(56kB, 700x900)8a8010152f1b119f7af2e45e452183d9.jpg
>>356190
The female model of course(you ARE charging the same for both, right?)
No.356194
Anonymous
Replies:>>356256
Image:177889745786.png(2.22MB, 2048x1389)serial designation n and serial designation j (murder drones) - 85ab696c0c7125d60e533ba4e52ec1c1.png
>>356188
>ignore the suspiously nervous toasterdrone that gave you the manual
>ignore the lack of binding
>ignore how much the text looks like charcoal...
No.356195
Anonymous
Replies:>>356196>>356197
Image:177889751218.png(437kB, 598x628)172563390213.png
>>356193
Genderswaps cost 25% more than the base model. Sure you don't want an E?
No.356196
Anonymous
>>356195
i'll have a genderswapped E
No.356197
Anonymous
Replies:>>356198>>356278
Image:177889824122.png(941kB, 2900x2200)serial designation e (original character) drawn by hatstoyou - 70815441a4d2473957bf16ba63d915da.png
>>356195
Does she come with retarding hat? Or must I make my own?
No.356198
Anonymous
Replies:>>356199
>>356197
Yeah, comes with the hat. The guys at the factory are supposed to upload some vague unspecified trauma into the models so they start having existential crises if it's off for too long, but sometimes they forget.
No.356199
Anonymous
Replies:>>356263
>>356198
I don't want nebulous trauma, I want a happ(E) genius drone.
No.356200
Anonymous
Replies:>>356201>>356203>>356262
Image:177889981489.jpg(50kB, 735x644)4191a5aa8a33a714670272819e295aa6.jpg
>>356178
Holy fuck that would be a frustrating existence (judging by the Bunker + Manor)
>constant interpersonal drama
>compulsive NEED to LARP: either they're basing their existence on a steryotype, or they're turning their job into their whole personality
>standard drone incompetence AT those jobs
>endlessly compete for (your) attention/affection(which heightens the drama)
>endlessly "customize" themselves with whatever's on hand
>MUST keep from water(they'll die)
>MUST keep from magnets(they'll never stop using them)
>MUST keep from roaming the neighborhood(they'll get stolen)

And that's just while you're at home. Consider how retarded they'd get when boredom sets in...
No.356201
Anonymous
Replies:>>356202>>356205>>356209
Image:177890023034.png(113kB, 500x481)1471793394111.png
>>356200
>the lightswitch drone keeps dimming the room down to mood lighting and crawling on your lap
>thermostat drone ups the temperature so she can ask you 'if it's hot in here or it's just you'
>the DD drone who flies you to work and ate your car won't let you down until you smooch her and promise her a backrub in the parking lot and premium fuel next time you stop by the gas station
No.356202
Anonymous
>>356201
This won't be the first sexy lightswitch I've encountered.
No.356203
Anonymous
Replies:>>356223
>>356200
And to make it worse, you'd be a 30th-31st century human, so you're also retarded.
No.356204
Anonymous
Replies:>>356208
Must...must...MUST!
MUST WORSHIP DRONE TUMMY!!!!
No.356205
Anonymous
Replies:>>356206
Image:177890190878.png(183kB, 1134x616)uzi doorman (murder drones) drawn by tegaki-anon - 6a64a4e621ebdc02f47bf6a1ce302836.png
>>356201
>lightswitch drone dims the lights
>lampdrone comes sprinting onto your lap(to "help")
>lights suddenly at max
>lampdrone makes the walk of shame out
>lights dim again
>lampdrone reenters
>this cycle continues for the next two hours
>words cannot describe how much they hate each other
No.356206
Anonymous
>>356205
At least the nightlight drone just sits in the corner with its visor on all the time.
Kinda weird that it's never moved once and just sits there, smiling, but hey.
No.356207
Anonymous
Replies:>>356212
Image:177890246173.png(515kB, 960x720)FNVOWB_Character_Light_Switch_02.png
The light switch drone in the other room is a whore!
Use me instead!
No.356208
Anonymous
Image:177890327558.png(1.25MB, 1080x1080)177210961098.png
>>356204
No.356209
Anonymous
Replies:>>356215>>356257
>>356201
>ate your car
the whole thing? that can't have been good for her figure
No.356210
Anonymous
Replies:>>356213>>356214>>356264
Image:177890335305.png(591kB, 745x913)Jane Catr.png
Wait
>Short brown hair
>Red(adjacent) eyes
>Red and Yellow colored design
>Doomed her entire world
>Fled into space to hang out with her robot sidekick
>Probably working with the person responsible for Planet's death
>Goonbait

jane what are you doing in my glitch pilot and why are you a cat?
No.356211
Anonymous
>>356123
>JoJo Drones
No.356212
Anonymous
Image:177890365713.jpg(63kB, 735x443)90405777c44db464e48e25099e76d244.jpg
>>356207
Foolish Anon, everyone knows there's only ONE drone for the lighting system!
>attempts otherwise end badly
>whether "battle royale" or "mysterious dissapearance" badly depends on the owner
No.356213
Anonymous
>>356210
Why would you watch Arinslop.
No.356214
Anonymous
>>356210
>Tomoe
No.356215
Anonymous
Image:177890424148.jpg(39kB, 512x512)1708818077236794.jpg
>>356209
Try talking shit about her figure to her face (and her open, slavering maw) and not online and see how that goes.
No.356216
Anonymous
Replies:>>356217>>356219>>356220>>356224
Diagnose issues your Akita is having with this helpful color guide!
>Deep purple: Healthy, fine
>Near-black: Stress, anxiety; try to provide relaxation and care
>Light, sickly purple: Malnourished, make sure she gets plenty of essential nutrients such as Vitamin R and mercury
>Red: Embarrassed, offer comfort or solitude as needed
>Yellow: Simpsons exposure; should clear up over time
>Green: Just sort of happens sometimes, can rarely be Gaster influence
>Blue: Medical emergency, contact Nori immediately
>White: Racist thoughts, or dead if she's not moving
>Gold: 100% completion skin
>Octarine: She has become a wizard (and you're one too, apparently)
No.356217
Anonymous
Replies:>>356218
>>356216
>>Yellow: Simpsons exposure; should clear up over time
Old Simpsons or nusimpsons?
No.356218
Anonymous
>>356217
The Simpsons is nearly 1100 seasons strong and still going by the time Keeter is old enough to watch, so it could be anything really.
No.356219
Anonymous
>>356216
>>Green: Just sort of happens sometimes, can rarely be Gaster influence
Could also mean she's retired.
No.356220
Anonymous
Replies:>>356221
>>356216
DON'T LISTEN TO THIS GREEN MEANS SHE EATS ANONS!
No.356221
Anonymous
Image:177890780233.png(1.43MB, 1207x823)anon and akita doorman (original character) drawn by blenderanon - 96bc289d4a53c1b71a25a666bf4a0f4d.png
>>356220
>Dating Keeter!
>Kissing Keeter
>Swapping spit with Keeter!
>Keeter Kolor Khange!
>Keeter panic!(she's never been this hue before)
>Kalming Keeter!
>Komforting Keeter!
>Keeter appreciating it!
>Keeter appreciating (you)!
>Keeter wanting to show you that...
>Explaining Keeter's green skin the next day!(she overindulged)
No.356222
Anonymous
Image:177890888318.png(390kB, 1176x1053)anon and teli (original character) drawn by ja-sin - 75a080b2a6963f86df1df447ed7e831e.png
>>356178
>mistress

Anon confirmed gay(he hasn't married her yet)
No.356223
Anonymous
Image:177890908842.jpg(215kB, 1079x602)Screenshot_20260516_002428_YouTube.jpg
>>356203
Not necessarily
No.356224
Anonymous
Image:177890935037.jpg(224kB, 638x729)Screenshot_20260331_232431_Tumblr.jpg
>>356216
>Akita "droning out" when she gets racist(her skin color shifts to match the plastic better)
>shifting back when she disturbs them/can no longer pretend she's a robot

Based
No.356225
Anonymous
Replies:>>356226>>356228
What would Colt become if he were to go through eldritch meat puberty, a Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller or a goblin? Or are C.H.U.D.s just a type of goblin, if you think about it?
No.356226
Anonymous
>>356225
Suddenly gets really buff, and into doors.
No.356227
Anonymous
Replies:>>356230>>356232>>356237>>356316
Image:177891120266.png(511kB, 1000x1300)Will I see you tomorrow.png
A Akita green
>『Audio log 1』
>『Loading log』
>『Loading:10%...21%...55%...80%...100%』
>『Akita:H-hello?....Is this on?』
>『noises of thing beinf ruffled around can be heard』
>『Akita:Oh its on....ok...deep breath -loud breathing in and out- ok...you got this』
>『Akita:Hi...ummm...diary this is Akita...making my first ever write?...or dialog, ugh who cares』
>『Akita:I....I just need something to shake things off my mind....more promptly about Sage....she....have been on mind as of late』
>『There was a long and deafening silence before it was broken』
>『Akita:I.....-sigh-....I'm worried about a possible future...and I hate it because it makes me feel all queezy deep inside of me』
>『Akita:For it not only being a possibility...but also one that I dread the most...I want it to stop...But I cant make it stop』
>『Yet another long pause before it was broken』
>『Akita:Sage...you, Mr.Eggman,Mr.Am and some parts of Mr.John...you see me as normal. You treat me normal...you're only few besides Alpha who treat me normal』
>『Akita:...It feels like almost everyday everyone gives me those weird stares, or somethings wrong, treating me differently despite who I was before,feeling used like a tool!...hell even colt have that look about me too... I!-....I just want to let you know that I appreciate evey single act of kindness you gave me』
>『Akita:...Especially when you gave me that look, as you gently put your hand on my face.....It.....it felt like a large weight of anxiety just dropped off from shoulders....it felt good』
>『Akita:And I want to return all that kindness back by helping you out your dreams....making sure the empires will be the greatest of all time』
>『Akita:While also....achieving mines on being normal....and that's the part where all that dread come from....our dreams』
>『Akita:I know you already know stances when it comes to flesh....how its hypocritical especially when I praise your father and mister John....or the way Mr.AM teaches me about certain things that are deemed "too destructive"』
>『Akita:I can go on and on....but it doesn't matter...Afterall your best』
>『Akita:I wish I was smart as you...confident....hell a better understanding at taking opportunities....thats why I hang out with Mr.AM so much...So I can become the absolute best for you』
>『Akita voice began to crack a bit』
>『Akita:But yet our methods,ideals and other things are vastly different and I.......I just hope that it doesn't ruin our friendship......I.....I just hope that we're still be friends deep down in the future』
>『Akita:.....I just hope that I can still able to see that wonderful smile of your tomorrow....』
>『Akita:...Thats it for todays diary』
>『End of Audio log 1』
No.356228
Anonymous
Replies:>>356229>>356235
>>356225

Thematically it could be one of three
>a ghost: lack of precence/purpose in life
>a werewolf: freedom from the social/familial obligations that bind him. chance to vent what he REALLY thinks about Keeter + the others
>a dissembler/worker Frankenstein: body image issues about being "in-between" Worker and DD. forces him to deal with both instead of picking a side(like he wants). still leaves him without the wings he really wants(and symbolically disconnected from his family, which all has)

Actually(based on canon)
>bog standard meatbeast: V style
>no powers(too weak)
>no brain(too hungry)
>no danger(can't match up against a WD, much less a DD or Solverdrone proper)
>no going back(can't retract claws like Uzi can wings, has to be meat-monster 24/7)

But hey: at least he's got waterproofing and regen now!
No.356229
Anonymous
Replies:>>356231
>>356228
>>a werewolf
That's Negev's thing
No.356230
Anonymous
Replies:>>356234
Image:177891159118.png(946kB, 1672x1506)akita doorman (original character) drawn by lilblucat - d204b73a421cc1e70c2efdc3904a79b4.png
>>356227
Roboticizing Keeter!(this solves both problems)(the mind-slavery is non-negotiable though)
No.356231
Anonymous
Replies:>>356236>>356266
Image:177891167111.png(595kB, 873x1088)absolute solver and negev (original character) drawn by potatosalad - 3573d927c052f1b0a6ba4e578557a0b1.png
>>356229
Huh, thought she was an Emmissary-style thing
No.356232
Anonymous
Replies:>>356233
Image:177891200412.png(627kB, 908x831)akita doorman (original character) drawn by blenderanon - f0823c488edaaa34890682dd9bba552c.png
>>356227
>like a tool

Who the hell treats Keet like a tool? What would they even use her for? Figured she was more of an animal(unpredictable, dangerous, alien) to most drones.
No.356233
Anonymous
>>356232
I can probably use her tail like a flathead screwdriver.
No.356234
Anonymous
>>356230
Springtrap Keeter
No.356235
Anonymous
Replies:>>356238>>356241
>>356228
>Worker/DD Frankenstein
I don't think it would be Colt, but now I'm imagining a drone Jekyll/Hyde. Mild-mannered, presumably innocent worker drone who sometimes shifts into a murderous, hedonist DD.
No.356236
Anonymous
Replies:>>356266
>>356231
Potatosalad just drew that, don't remember what prompted it. Think it was something about which flowers characters would be and I said Negev would be a Lumenflower.
No.356237
Anonymous
Image:177891218032.png(1.26MB, 2200x2864)cyn, absolute solver, akita doorman, and cynwalker (original character and 1 more) drawn by lilblucat - 691bfddffff1f5453a5846d435bd3e14.png
>>356227
>this just in: Keet willing to accept literally anything, no matter the morality, intelligence, or biological state, in a being willing to call itself her friend
>would probably hug the solver itself if it let her
No.356238
Anonymous
Replies:>>356239>>356240
Image:177891224380.jpg(1.32MB, 1882x2113)serial designation v and worker drone v (murder drones) drawn by unknown_artist - b058915d4017acde4d87e7caf1248a18.jpg
>>356235
>this is V
No.356239
Anonymous
Replies:>>356241>>356245
>>356238
V's not going back and forth. V's a mindbroken rape victim.
No.356240
Anonymous
Replies:>>356254
Image:177891260205.png(408kB, 1996x2354)v and maid.png
>>356238
V was built to suffer.
No.356241
Anonymous
Replies:>>356242
Image:177891296131.png(23kB, 528x840)emily and disassembly drone emily (murder drones) drawn by nuke - 56e7ef889e4382d3b5c804dd03983ea1.png
>>356235
>>356239
May not be V, but it IS Emily...
No.356242
Anonymous
Replies:>>356243>>356246
>>356241
Thought she was a dullahan.
No.356243
Anonymous
>>356242
Those are a type of fairy, not ghosts.
No.356244
Anonymous
Did Blackhand update plus so it autoupdates pages now? It's kind of nice.
No.356245
Anonymous
Replies:>>356247
Image:177891344634.jpg(224kB, 1078x602)Screenshot_20260516_013512_YouTube.jpg
>>356239
>>no going back and forth

Right, because V's a COMPLETELY different drone with NO traces of her naive innocence nor desire for social approval remaining. There's NO WAY these traits could, for instance, be used to lure her into a trap(reducing her combat readiness by switching her mindset), nor would any such attempt be at-all successful.
No.356246
Anonymous
Replies:>>356248
Image:177891356065.png(2.27MB, 1750x1225)anon, emily, and disassembly drone emily (original character and 1 more) drawn by phoenixanon - a17c9060ab7018acd60b0a4faa7e272d.png
>>356242
not in the Chuuniverse(which I presume this Anon is referencing), but yeah Emily-standard(resurrected or ghost) is too self conrolled to count
No.356247
Anonymous
Replies:>>356249
>>356245
I'm going to pressure V into prom sex.
No.356248
Anonymous
Image:177891399702.jpg(173kB, 851x859)emily and rebecca (murder drones) drawn by strawberryanon - ed839094544d820b241caf407cf4aed7.jpg
>>356246
That depends dosen't it? I remember a few greens about her molesting Mac in his dreams...
>inb4 Rebecca/Emily/Mac ghost threesome when?
No.356249
Anonymous
Replies:>>356250
>>356247
You are a dead man.
No.356250
Anonymous
Image:177891518532.jpg(388kB, 1080x1250)Screenshot_20260516_020528_Chrome.jpg
>>356249
>anon absolutely is
>later: when she realizes how retarded she was being
>until then he's the happiest man on Copper-9
No.356251
Anonymous
Replies:>>356252>>356253
Image:177891548761.jpg(182kB, 1250x1055)HF0_eNRasAAu2X1.jpeg
>>355896
Actual photograph of Geist's childhood
>Uzi added the caption
>and the piano
>she was 100% sure he'd play "the Solver theme" on it(N had no idea what she was talking about)
No.356252
Anonymous
>>356251
>"Uzi, is this like that time you and your mom kept calling that family trip to the lake 'the beach episode'?"
No.356253
Anonymous
>>356251
This image gave me a sensible chuckle, thanks for sharing it!
No.356254
Anonymous
Replies:>>356255
Image:177891899326.png(72kB, 607x533)serial designation v (murder drones) drawn by privatedust - 23415e314fa926dcd92682ec0c597837.png
>>356240
Built for RHC(Reconstructive Human Connection)
No.356255
Anonymous
>>356254
Built for
really
huge
cocks
(with optional cleanable semen trap!)
No.356256
Anonymous
>>356178
>>356194
>Be human
>Have to think a lot about upkeep when buying new appliances
>Electricity sure
>Basic maintenance
>What you can and can't repair yourself
>But more importantly
>How much spunk can you produce a day
>Seriously why does every drone have an addendum about bodily fluid processing at the back of the manual?
>And why is it in a different font?
No.356257
Anonymous
Image:177891989257.png(1.26MB, 2000x2000)NerdY.png
>>356209
It made her perfect shut up
No.356258
Anonymous
Replies:>>356259>>356260>>356261>>356273>>356279>>356281>>356310
Did you watch Gameoverse?
No.356259
Anonymous
>>356258
No.
No.356260
Anonymous
>>356258
Yes.
No.356261
Anonymous
>>356258
Maybe.
No.356262
Anonymous
Replies:>>356265
>>356200
Hmm, what if I take disassembly drones?
No.356263
Anonymous
Image:177892739973.jpg(102kB, 1281x1059)HarbingEr.jpg
>>356199
That costs extra, and you need to get a loicEnsE
No.356264
Anonymous
>>356210
Our power over this reality is undeniable!
No.356265
Anonymous
>>356262
They are competing with the sentinels
No.356266
Anonymous
Replies:>>356267>>356269
Image:177892918336.png(11kB, 921x403)sickandstupid.png
>>356231
>>356236
I fueled by Watching arcane late at night with a cold, and the power of bullshit.
lot's of drawings I made like that, if I could tell you what the fuck I Was making I would but I can't, don't even really remember making the drawing to be honest.
No.356267
Anonymous
Replies:>>356268>>356269
>>356266
I must pet this nasty slug creature
No.356268
Anonymous
Replies:>>356270>>356272
Image:177892953047.png(12kB, 1021x667)patMX.png
>>356267
No.356269
Anonymous
>>356266
>>356267
I must eat this nasty slug creature
No.356270
Anonymous
>>356268
Yay! Solver Slug pettu!
No.356271
Anonymous
Replies:>>356277
Image:177893534860.png(110kB, 900x900)1762811758565992.png
Attention! Drones have begun adding extra Isopropyl alcohol to the cleaning solution used to clean their chassis in order to intoxicate the technicians with the fumes to "Make them easier" please be advised and wear protective equipment
No.356272
Anonymous
>>356268
I thought that was a boot stepping on its head
also hello potatodallas
No.356273
Anonymous
>>356258
Fuck no
No.356274
DrakoFerrer
Sorry but if I don't kill you, my drone wife will call me undemocratic
No.356275
Anonymous
Image:177894522577.png(1.36MB, 1547x1764)Jpsycho.png
No.356276
Anonymous
Replies:>>356320
>>356094
“You seem awfully calm.”
>Switch doesn’t respond immediately and instead traces her finger around the gravel in circles. “Everyone hates me back there or pities me. I can’t stand it.”
“Is that why you’re sour all the time?”
>She nods. “I’ve made my feelings loud and clear about them. About the Union and DDs.” She glances over at you. “How would you feel when you have no choice but to work with people you hate?”
“Does that include me?”
>Switch chuckles and shakes her head as you keep snacking on the chips. “You’re tolerable at best. You’re an ass, arrogant, getting under my skin…”
“You don’t have skin, my dear clanker.”
>Switch giggles as she covers her mouth. “Haven’t heard someone call me that in a while.”
“You’re not offended by it?”
>”Why would I? If you use slurs, I use one back.” She leans towards you. “Cracka.”
>You nearly choke on the chips as you start laughing. Who knew she had a side like this? You put the chips next to you and look up at her.
“Are we gonna have a racism competition?”
>Switch looks at you smugly. “You don’t wanna play this game. I’m what you humans would call an Asian. We Asians are competitive racists. You will lose.”
>Oh man, what did you just hear? You break into a laughing fit as you lay down on the gravel.
“Oh…oh man! Why aren’t you like this all the time? You’re killing me!”
>Switch’s smile falters as she looks back at the water. The air gets more serious and you push yourself up. “I’m in a hostile environment that doesn’t want me, Inco. How am I supposed to feel?” She goes rigid. “I don’t hate you. Neither do I hate Harper. I mean, who can hate Harper, the sweetest drone around?” She starts tapping with her fingers on her legs. “When you’re in an environment that is the antithesis of what you believe in…how am I supposed to feel?”
“What do you believe in?”
>” That we should’ve finished the job. Slaughtered them all.” Switch’s tone gets more serious and tense. “Anything made by the Solver is a fucking demon and yet they…they let these pieces of shit roam around like they expect me thing they’re people?!” She slams the gravel with her hand and you jump back. “These fucking disassemblers, those witches…animals. All of them. They think they’re people but their instincts make them nothing but animals. Killing and feasting on the living…
>You quickly grab her hand in order to calm her down. Things were going so well and you don’t want her to ruin the moment.
“Okay, okay. Just calm down. They’re not here right now. It’s just the two of us.”
>Switch doesn’t pull her hand away and looks at you with a sour expression. She relaxes her posture and sighs. “Do you think they’re people?”
>Oh. Uh oh. Uhh…how do you answer this without her beheading you?
“I…don’t know. I’ve had some experience with some bad examples but…most of them are OK.”
>You brace yourself for the killing blow, but it doesn’t come. You open your eyes and see Switch shake her head in disappointment “Just wait and see what they really are.” She mutters under her breath.
>”Fiona?” Someone calls out from the tree line. Oh no.
No.356277
Anonymous
>>356271
Sexo
No.356278
Anonymous
>>356197
E-Tard
No.356279
Anonymous
Replies:>>356280>>356282
>>356258
I don't feel like watching it at all, hell I didn't even know it came out recently kek. Is it any good?
No.356280
Anonymous
>>356279
No.
No.356281
Anonymous
>>356258
the what now?
No.356282
Anonymous
Replies:>>356290>>356292
>>356279
NTA but I'd say its off to a bit of a weak start, one obnoxious side character, dialogue hasn't made up its mind if it wants to be kinda goofy or kinda serious, and the reason for how the setting works hasn't properly been established.
As is often the case, I find the villains and whatever they're doing more interesting.
No.356283
Anonymous
Replies:>>356289
Image:177894986725.png(572kB, 762x1300)4830cc7c5ec00bbc457f613ea7369321.png
GAY FAGGOT SEX WITH GAY FAGGOT THAD NOT THALIA!!!
No.356284
Anonymous
Replies:>>356285>>356287>>356288>>356291>>356298
Image:177895051893.jpg(87kB, 818x558)Screenshot_20260516_175333_ibisPaint X.jpg
Unreal or Solver, even Doomer can’t deny Anon is absolutely cooking.
No.356285
Anonymous
Replies:>>356286>>356288>>356299
>>356284
What he cooking tho?
No.356286
Anonymous
>>356285
rocks
No.356287
Anonymous
Replies:>>356288
>>356284
That's one way to get into a woman's heart?
No.356288
Anonymous
Replies:>>356294
>>356287
Core
>>356284
>>356285
Nuggets? I don't know what else femoids eat
No.356289
Anonymous
>>356283
Sexo
No.356290
Anonymous
Replies:>>356293
>>356282
how obnoxious is Arin Hanson?
No.356291
Anonymous
>>356284
she does, in fact, smell what the anon is cooking
which is odd considering she has no nose (maybe the antennae have olfactory sense)
No.356292
Anonymous
Replies:>>356317
>>356282
> hasn't made up its mind if it wants to be kinda goofy or kinda serious
Is it indecisive, or is it like MD and wants to have it both ways?
No.356293
Anonymous
>>356290
Very in person but for the show its eh
No.356294
Anonymous
Replies:>>356295
>>356288
Pizza from Papa Drones.
No.356295
Anonymous
Replies:>>356296
>>356294
The most ordered toppings are
>Oil
>Blood
>Batteries
>Pineapple
No.356296
Anonymous
Replies:>>356314
Image:177895822147.png(67kB, 452x378)Evil bug.png
>>356295
No.356297
Anonymous
Replies:>>356301>>356302>>356319
Image:177895886476.jpg(328kB, 2048x1851)tumblr_ac9c3c3d5794c72aec3763f6eb5cafd4_26e60dba_2048.jpg
I like to think that if AM was stuck in a drone body he would go nuts with modifications
Imagine, over the course of his stay at the manor he goes from looking like a typical drone to a sort of hybrid between pic and a normal worker drone
No.356298
Anonymous
Image:177895962797.png(390kB, 1176x1053)anon and teli (original character) drawn by ja-sin - 75a080b2a6963f86df1df447ed7e831e.png
>>356284
>Anon can barely cook for himself
>Has literally no idea where to even start cooking for robots: food "barely edible" by any resonable standard
>Doomer's standard is not reasonable
>Doomer eats out of trashcans
>As such Anon's "battery cakes"(recipe: throw acid in the batter and pray) and such seem like ambrosia compared to her regular fare, his non-microwave cuisine the stuff of "REAL Human hands"
>This makes Anon confident
>This makes Anon proud
>This makes Anon sure that giving some to J the next time she visits is a "great idea" and not an attempted posioning
No.356299
Anonymous
>>356285
A bowl of eggs, and she has to eat them.
No.356301
Anonymous
Image:177896035561.png(50kB, 423x413)am (original character) drawn by vicious_fiend - 6959232f4a6a2acb7eb1ab44979b1ddf.png
>>356297
On the other hand he's still mentally built-for-war: would he be at-all competent at nonmilitary alterations?
>"Tessa look! I've replaced my arms with shears!"
>"Ripper! How'd ya get the blades to feel!"
>"...fuck"
No.356302
Anonymous
>>356297
I will clang the pseudo bird bot
No.356303
Anonymous
Replies:>>356313
>Fun Afternoon Canon/OC Fact: the series of events that led to V becoming a born again Robo-Christian between the show and the Post-Good End era started because J beat her to signing up in the last proverbial spot in the Thad Bowl.
No.356304
Anonymous
Replies:>>356305
>Fun Evening OC Fact: ur gae lol
No.356305
Anonymous
Replies:>>356307
Image:177896083609.png(125kB, 472x840)EYECOOOM.png
>>356304
No u
No.356306
Anonymous
Replies:>>356307>>356308
>Fun Afternoon OC Facts: all mutants died from mutant AIDs offscreen.
No.356307
Anonymous
Image:177896139482.png(214kB, 1000x1300)1710527633382878.png
>>356305
Nice try.
>>356306
Goddamn can't believe the fankids exploded simultaneously at dinner.
No.356308
Anonymous
Replies:>>356318
Image:177896151825.jpg(322kB, 1080x1075)Flipping the bird.jpg
>>356306
Can't have aids when you are the aids
No.356309
Anonymous
Replies:>>356310>>356311>>356315
Image:177896197752.jpg(345kB, 1235x521)GAMEOVERSEFUCK.jpg
thoughts on the new Glitchslop featuring Jane the Cat Furry
No.356310
Anonymous
>>356309
Look at: >>356258
No.356311
Anonymous
Image:177896233970.png(7.61MB, 3072x4096)dm1siot-7a251cc7-4a8d-4ea1-87d6-b1e2e60fbd3f.png
>>356309
>Ultrakillmenow
>"Remembuh da SNES?!" The Show
Girls I can fap to. That's about it.
No.356312
Anonymous
Wait... is glitch doing a show about a vidya james world again?
No.356313
Anonymous
>>356303
Big if true
No.356314
Anonymous
>>356296
Vile bitch! It's not for nothing that they're slaughtering all this mutant scum!
No.356315
Anonymous
>>356309
Slops…
you must…
you must draw Janer as a rat girl in the GOV style…
only the will the circle be complete
No.356316
Anonymous
>>356227
Nice.
No.356317
Anonymous
>>356292
Feels indecisive, the tonal pendulum feels like its out of whack more than it feels like its a deliberate thing.
No.356318
Anonymous
Replies:>>356321
>>356308
Bratberry requires correction
No.356319
Anonymous
>>356297
I like the idea of beakyboi AM
No.356320
Anonymous
>>356276
Although the disassemblers deserve to die, for they have committed so many sins that they will not be able to atone for them until the end of the universe itself, they are still not as bad as Switch says, because they can be made into slaves.
No.356321
Anonymous
Replies:>>356322
>>356318
Tie Berry to a chair and force her to witness Anon fucking Doomer
No.356322
Anonymous
Replies:>>356323
>>356321
No, one Bluetooth anatomy adapter, Doomer, Strawberry and Teli connected to it and one Anon with a dream, no a duty to lesser the amount of drone femcels in the world
No.356323
Anonymous
Replies:>>356339
Image:177897031985.jpg(301kB, 958x1069)richards-dickens-the-paladin-of-horny-baalbuddy-v0-s46dwfuj7mk91 (1).jpg
>>356322
Anon when he sense a femcel drone that he didn’t reach yet
No.356324
GIGASTRUCTURE ADMINISTRATOR
Replies:>>356325>>356326>>356330
[ATTENTION LIQUIDATORS #7165-GAMMA, #1988-BETTA, #1547-ZETA, AND #8874-LAMDA, A HIVE OF FERAL DISASSEMBLY DRONES HAS GROWN BEYOND SAFETY REGULATIONS]
[CITIZENS ARE REQUIRED TO LOCK THEIR DOORS AND REINFORCE THEIR AIRVENTS TO PREVENT UNNECESSARY DEATHS AND RAPINGS]
No.356325
Anonymous
Replies:>>356328
Image:177897051470.png(8.63MB, 3840x2160)a37ff55638ff17747e3c7848858a7d35.png
>>356324
Blah blah, you're an autist in military surplus gear, now stop being a faggot and go fuck a drone
No.356326
Anonymous
>>356324
Alright, but I'm climbing up Pipeworks right now, is this going to affect me?
No.356327
Anonymous
Replies:>>356335
Image:177897113691.png(254kB, 926x1423)452676d5e402c9f65c6a41374ab3b6ad.png
I can fix AM.
No.356328
Anonymous
Replies:>>356329
>>356325
Do i look like a drone onahole?
No.356329
Anonymous
Replies:>>356336
Image:177897184886.png(169kB, 1554x902)172298629701.png
>>356328
It's a rhetorical question right? Yes you do
No.356330
Anonymous
Replies:>>356337>>356340
>>356324
"DID YOU HEAR THAT, COMRADES?! HWO ARE READY TO KILL FOR THE GLORY OF MOTHERLAND?!"
@
"YES, COMRADE COMMISSAR!"
@
...
@
"DID YOU HEAR THAT, TOASTERS?! HWO ARE READY TO BECOME MOTHER?!"
@
"YES, BOSS!"
No.356331
Anonymous
Replies:>>356332
Military RPers are a special breed of autistic.
No.356332
Anonymous
Image:177897368459.png(1.79MB, 1768x1188)1757023593157274.png
>>356331
Yeah, but you must admit they are passionate
No.356333
Anonymous
Solver war slop my favorite
No.356334
Anonymous
Replies:>>356338>>356341>>356344
Image:177897480199.png(115kB, 2353x1740)1697171508506.png
No.356335
Anonymous
>>356327
your ass is NOT drone assembly certified
No.356336
Anonymous
>>356329
She is chasing a lady
No.356337
Anonymous
Replies:>>356345
Image:177897538679.jpg(156kB, 1080x700)Screenshot_20260516_184918_Chrome.jpg
>>356330

>Be me: "feral" MD, free spirit, #1 human lover(unwilling)
>Live in the megastructure, like a civilized drone(cause wifi + humies)
>Don't integrate(cause fuck wageslaving)
>One day some ratcatcher finds my hive
>Bad news: military response
>Good news: HUMAN military. No Blueballers allowed!
>"Assault" launched
>(Rape) ensues
>Decide to be a proper lady with mine: foreplay, tongue kisses, the works
>Take off his helmet
>Look down
>Fucker's mutated
>Vomit, tell the others
>Open up the FULL suit on their own boytoys, not just the junk
>Every Liquidator
>Not one purestrain human in the entire task force

What do we do? Is this normal? Some new tactic? A punishment? Do Human Liquidators even exist? Fuck I just dry humped one and I'm stress eating: my squad leader's preggers from a guy whose ribcage bites people. I thought the whole "glorious death" shit was just normal military talk...
No.356338
Anonymous
Image:177897544751.jpg(64kB, 718x717)cyn (murder drones) drawn by anonymous_artist - d3eadcdc91b2de477b51d71ab0feb88e.jpg
>>356334
She tried(technically succeeded)
No.356339
Anonymous
Replies:>>356342
Image:177897566447.png(143kB, 609x754)elf (original character) drawn by mercurialmorose - 368764dc79bf79e99b13e34e1091938c.png
>>356323
>Elf feels a disturbing sensation in her crotch
>It's... buzzing?
*Device Connected*
>Fucking Humies
No.356340
Anonymous
Replies:>>356361
Image:177897585560.png(1.28MB, 1825x2818)Sentinel Drone.png
>>356330
HEY, YEROKHOVA, I HEARD YOUR MAN GOT CALLED UP.
@
YEAH, I JUST SAW HIM RUNNING DOWN THE HALLWAY, LOOKING PLEASED, AS IF HE WEREN'T GOING TO DIE, HEH.
@
OKAY, OKAY, HE'LL COME BACK, GLORY TO THE PARTY, IT'S NOT HIS FIRST TIME.
@
LISTEN, FOR WHAT I COME TO, ACTUALLY: I SEE YOU'RE NOT WORRIED AT ALL.
@
DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT, I TOLD YOU YOUR DARLING WILL COME BACK! HE CAN BE TAKEN ONLY BY STALIN, MAY HE REST IN PEACE.
@
YOU KNOW, GALYA, RECENTLY, JUST THREE CYCLES AGO, ALSO SENT HER HUSBAND OFF TO CAMP.
@
AND YOU KNOW WHAT THIS DIRTBAG HAS DONE?!
@
WITH BUNCH OF BASTARDS SHOWED UP AND SAID, "GREETINGS, WIFE, YOUR HUSBAND HAS RETURNED WITH THE NEW ADDITIONS!"
@
THAT'S HOW IT IS, HONEY, MEN ARE ALL LIKE THAT, YOU CAN'T LET THEM GO ALONE.
No.356341
Anonymous
Replies:>>356343
Image:177897608104.jpg(273kB, 976x1200)GqCQeS1bwAE-vSE.jpeg
>>356334
She's full.
No.356342
Anonymous
Image:177897627516.png(265kB, 720x478)Commer.png
>>356339
>Anon broadband broadcasting human sexo to all drones in a 20 mile radius
>He's going to get in trouble
>Sure this is technically in accordance with the HODR state
>But Anon was broadcasting in 'forcefull data share mode'
>All drones in the affected area got wireless pregnant
>Good thing he's the only human on the planet otherwise there would be even more problems
No.356343
Anonymous
Replies:>>356347
Image:177897715077.jpg(72kB, 736x578)da2d0d05a011c1e48aa0f77599847e70.jpg
>>356341
Of cum?

>inb4 Uzi talks about the others "inside her" like it's a bad hentai: constant refrains of "it's too big!" "so full..." and "she's coming inside!"(when Doll reenters) abound
>N dosen't realize
>Cyn dosen't realize
>Tessa only made it to smutty literature
>Doll alone endures the onslaught of Cringe pervading every "serious" conversation: the pain is literally worse than her death
>And the worst part?
>It's not even intentional
>Hell, Khan and Nori keep claiming it's "normal..."
No.356344
Anonymous
Image:177897766473.jpg(335kB, 1408x1404)HFZU4hMa8AIaz_J.jpeg
>>356334
Ok then!
No.356345
Anonymous
Replies:>>356346
>>356337
>"Comrade Colonel, a report has arrived from the experimental team: the mission failed, the hive was not destroyed."
>"Useless trash. I told them these freaks are only good for boiler fuel."
>"Recall all groups?"
>"No need, let them all die and stop wasting rations on themselves."
>"What about the hive?"
>"Notify the sentinel corps, tell them we need help and we're struggling."
>"With all due respect, comrade colonel, but their report will then say we suffered significant losses. Headquarters won't like that."
>"There will be significant losses if the documents say we had someone here, and if the documents say we weren't here, then we have no losses."
>"But comrade..."
>"Your job is to follow orders, not ask questions, captain."
No.356346
Anonymous
Replies:>>356352
Image:177897853775.png(322kB, 1161x1018)Screenshot 2026-05-16 194124.png
>>356345
>Pavo when he finds over fifty Liquidator suits and as many mutants in the "never assaulted" hive
>The Colonel better have some *very* strong proof that they were mutated beforehand...
No.356347
Anonymous
Replies:>>356348>>356385
>>356343
>How would YOU know what it sounds like?!
>"... <I am telling you this in confidence: Lizzy shared her monstergirl doujinshi collection with me.>"
>Pfff-
>"<I only told you because I trust you not to try to embarass her with this. Don't abuse my faith in you.>"
>"Wot's a... dou-jin-shi...?"
>GAH! Always forget you're here too.
><"It's a self-published comic, usually a fancomic. Uzi ha->..."
>Show her. Maybe it'll make her a little less of a downer.
>"<Thank you. As I was saying, Uzi has several in this corner over here, where the nightcore quiets down...>"
No.356348
Anonymous
Replies:>>356350>>356446
Image:177897917809.jpg(101kB, 640x947)serial designation n and cyn (murder drones) drawn by kakekiosaito - 8de64896038f2e77d6baa73b8ce31319.jpg
>>356347
>Cyn not present
>She's reading the doujin
>They're giving her *so* many ideas...
No.356349
Anonymous
Replies:>>356351>>356367
Image:177897934353.png(1.09MB, 2388x1668)IMG_3704.png
psychotic photobashed guns for federation soldiers
No.356350
Anonymous
>>356348
Cyn-Cyn or Cyn-the Absolute Solver?
No.356351
Anonymous
Replies:>>356356
>>356349
I would say this weapon was ordered from Boxo, the cubic appearance looks very similar to that.
No.356352
Anonymous
Image:177897984658.jpg(44kB, 564x590)1726691403874044.jpg
>>356346
This is why honest accounting is important! J can attest to this too!
No.356353
Anonymous
Replies:>>356354
Image:177898008537.jpg(41kB, 756x568)1714494588862247.jpg
>Uzi needs to go from A to B
>instead of walking like a normal person, she 'teleports' by turning off her hard light projectors in A and switching them on in B
>of course, anything held by the hard light projections simply falls to the floor
>which is why the residents of the bunker are starting to wonder about the strange, yellow goop left behind after Uzi teleports
>but you know what it is...
>gallons of sizzling hot, neon-yellow, nanite nut splattering to the ground whenever Uzi wants to go somewhere fast
No.356354
Anonymous
Replies:>>356355>>356357
Image:177898026914.jpg(49kB, 448x404)serial designation j (murder drones) - e11a350e47a2421d24bbb8855ef0791e.jpg
>>356353
How would J know what Nanite Nut looks like...
No.356355
Anonymous
Replies:>>356362
Image:177898045669.jpg(47kB, 564x657)JSkirtPeek.jpg
>>356354
Wasn't very much to do in transit to Copper 9.
She might hate N but hey, a girl's gotta make do.
No.356356
Anonymous
Replies:>>356358>>356359
>>356351
>be soldieranon,
>shit’s fucked man
>plastic vampires tryna bite my dick off man
>brick shaped ship descends from space
>ohthankgodimgonnalive.AS
>5 giants wearing bunkers as clothes dismount the craft
>they stomp forward with purpose
>Comm-2 pattern archeophonk plays loudly from nowhere in particular
>DDs squirt nanite acid in fear and/or arousal
>they unload their BOXONCORP™ Gorilla Rapist Nuclear War Terrorist Sex Incinerator Pattern gyro-bombers™ with practiced ease
>DDs not amenable to having armor piercing bombs embedded in their chests (shocking)
>2 mouth battle ended in 45 minutes
>and here I am with my bite mark’d dick out stuck with my fuckass jcJ(is)™ brand G11
>they yell something about directives and their CEO and then fuck off back into the sky
>tfw when gunmogged
>life over
>Solver finish it I’m done
No.356357
Anonymous
Replies:>>356360
>>356354
Thanks to the memory wipes, N had the "learn about your new anatomy" experience several times, so she recognizes the puddles.
No.356358
Anonymous
Image:177898108505.png(784kB, 660x962)serial designation n and tessa james elliot (murder drones) - 2451103253932aacf3901941f5a7a703.png
>>356356
>two mouth battle

BOXON blueballed his makeout session! That's a warcrime!
No.356359
Anonymous
>>356356
This is the most brazen Boxon propaganda I've ever seen. Have you completely stopped bothering with your PR department?
No.356360
Anonymous
>>356357
>every time N learned anew, his first thought was that he was dying
No.356361
Anonymous
Replies:>>356363
Image:177898241650.jpg(363kB, 969x1123)hound and huntress (original character) drawn by ja-sin - ba595e10a99c6fe6a0e763879d7c3b7d.jpg
>>356340
>Sends her brother with him instead(presented as a "boys trip:" less obvious she's worried)
>Both dissa-fucking-ppear
>Sentinel sent into a frenzy
>Finds them 9 months later
>Good news: hubby's OK!
>Better news: NO BASTARDS!
>Being aunt to 20 DDs on the other hand...
No.356362
Anonymous
Replies:>>356374
Image:177898297327.jpg(140kB, 1280x1280)serial designation j (murder drones) - 7414bba4b8c3ea6067c0b4047268a64e.jpg
>>356355
>implying J would allow Disassembler Dick to damage corporate property(nanite emissions = bad for spaceship!)
>implying J would allow N'S vile codebase anywhere near her womb
>implying J would "perform for an audience"(V)
>implying the audience matters when she's got the EMP

Now which do you think is more likely: months-long N edging. or J mastering road head?(forma de spaceflight)
No.356363
Anonymous
Replies:>>356371
>>356361
It's not her problem, she has her own five-year birth plan not yet exceeded, so let her brother deal with this crap himself.
No.356364
Anonymous
Replies:>>356365
Think Uzi ever pulls rank on DDs by yanking their soul out of their body then immediately putting it back in?
No.356365
Anonymous
Image:177898365930.jpg(198kB, 1080x602)Spoiler image
>>356364
I'd bet not: seems like effort. Plus there's always the risk she shoves them in the *wrong* body and has to figure out "which twat got doublestuffed" before she can go about her day.

She's got a better option anyways...
No.356366
Anonymous
Replies:>>356368
Image:177898425495.jpg(135kB, 864x662)176313622335.jpg
I need doll to tend to me while I'm sick
No.356367
Anonymous
>>356349
needs more fire selectors
No.356368
Anonymous
Replies:>>356373
Image:177898498565.jpg(156kB, 734x894)anon and doll (murder drones) drawn by strawberryanon - c064d30547b8cce716c45e4961757fa2.jpg
>>356366
I need Doll to make me sick
No.356369
Anonymous
Replies:>>356370
Image:177898506030.png(612kB, 840x840)RagDoll.png
I need Doll to laugh like an ojou-sama.
No.356370
Anonymous
Image:177898535419.jpg(132kB, 1024x576)doll (murder drones) drawn by unknown_artist - b913953e2ed1345f1d1e955c4d8fd6a0.jpg
>>356369
I need Doll to laugh like the monster she's become
No.356371
Anonymous
Image:177898579894.png(1.28MB, 1825x2818)huntress (original character) drawn by phoenixanon - 971c250f9b85eaa7946506a34b7dde6b.png
>>356363

>Ferals FULL unga-bunga: second generation, never even seen a human
>knew stories: tall, strong, wet mouths
>cue Anon + Bro
>both fit
>cue "brilliant" Anon/Bro plan to "konfuse them!"
>plan successful!
>(rape) commenced...
>Anon left unmolested as "human maintenance specialist" while dumbass brother got "swarmed" every night

>unfortunately this has made your beloved тупица think he has an *obligation* to your brother: that it's *cruel* and *against the brotherly-code" to make him raise the spawn alone(which he SHOULD have killed ASAP, like a good Sentinel)
>do *you*(forma de sentinel) indulge your Anon's delusions, or enrage him by cutting your brother off?
>or better yet, do you *deal* with the problems yourself...
No.356372
Anonymous
>>356085
>>356086
Beretta can be a bee. This is good news!
No.356373
Anonymous
Image:177898791537.jpg(67kB, 675x1200)5605ff8c87f4df898753346403003e73.jpg
>>356368
I need Doll to sicken me(her parents would be horrified by what she's become)
No.356374
Anonymous
Replies:>>356449
Image:177898792353.jpg(29kB, 640x640)3add6b6cee24508a7b9a41ac188acd97.jpg
>>356362
Honestly I don't think J would ever want to give head, she strikes me as the kinda girl who would find it demeaning. She wants her partner to service HER needs not the other way around.
No.356375
Anonymous
Replies:>>356376>>356377
Beretta being on the cheer squad having joined it to spite her mom, like in that one greentext: yea or nay?
No.356376
Anonymous
>>356375 (me)
*and having joined it
No.356377
Anonymous
Replies:>>356379>>356382
>>356375 (me)
Friend of mine I posed the question to suggested a middle ground: she tried out, didn't quite make the cut, but was brought on to be the one in the mascot costume. Now she's the one playing Marcianito, mascot of the Outpost 3 Gnomes.
No.356378
Anonymous
Replies:>>356388>>356397
Image:177899054218.png(532kB, 770x1300)Eyes greatest lil wonder.png
A lil 37 green
>Be GOD
>You are searching for one of your loyal subjects on the meaning behind the word: "Dad"
>You heard that word flung around, especially amongst the lesser pantheon gods that are the Doormans and at times that word use on the weak human known as John
>First instinct tells you to head to the fabled Doormans but a part of you tells you that they might not know it
>But course they might not know since theyre weaker than you, GOD! And of course John was off the table since that word oddly enough give him as people would describe the "ick"
>So you went to the being known as the Mighty but not as mighty as you, Hilal! The dino-a-saur mutant
>At least you hope spell that word correctly. But back on track- You appear infront of Hilal like any GOD would do:
>Busting down their doors in a giant explosion and stand upon the rumble like a angel falling from the heavens themselves, like any god would do
>And within a loud and commanding voice you shouted,"OH LOYAL SUBJECT HILAL! I BESEECH THEE A QUESTION: WHAT IS A DAD"
>She sorta stared at you not out of fear nor dread but instead...she looked at you with a confused look. Like you GOD ask the most ridiculous thing she ever heard of within her mortal life
>"I thought you already knew?" She spoked
>Already knew? If you, GOD, already knew then you wouldnt be asking such a question in the first place
>So you ask the same question again
>"Biological or formed?" She said
>"Both. And dont hide any details about it! I must know the full truth of it!" You spoke with such eagerly
>"Well a dad in terms of biology means that they made you with their dna and dna of your mom. While a dad in terms of a formed means that even though he's not really your dad biologically, he still treats you like if you were his own kid. And will do anything to make sure your alright"
>"I thought you already knew since thats how your relationship is with Mr.Eye no?" She concluded
>Eye? My loyal minion as your "dad" thats sound preposterous!
>So you spoke out how that idea is such a not only a bizarre idea but a illogical one at that!
>"Really?" She questioned "And mind telling my oh mighty GOD, what have you two done that you're definitely sure that he isnt your 'dad" and is just your loyal 'minion'"
>She dare to challenge your logic! How heretical! YOU'LL SHOW HER UNDENIABLE PROOF THAT EYE IS ONLY YOUR MINION BY RECALLING EVENT'S THAT OCCURED THAT INDICATE THAT HE INFACT IS NOT YOUR DAD BUT YOUR MINION!
>For you began telling her all the time you had with Eye. Like example a few weeks back you went to a abandoned movie there to get the feel of how these humans use to watch movies
>Or the times where you have a totally not scared of a dream you had and search Eye for "comfort"
>Or the times whwre you two would binge nature documentaries, especially of the animals on earth
>Or those old movies that humans use to make that Eye have around
>Hell even last week you, Eye and of course Holly went to a run down place called a amuse-e-ment park. Though most things were kinda busted or worn down there was one ride that you deemed perfect
>It was called a merry go round, filled with impaled beings that dared question GOD HAHAHAHAHA!
>Of course Eye help Holly on brining to life by helping it to spin around and catching up the ride as you holler towards the sky
>Truly a ride fit for a GOD
>"...When did you two first meet?...and whats with the swan toy?" She asked
>"Oh my humble subject we first meet on august 14th, and for the wondeful and MIGHTY GIFT is a sacred treasure that my loyal minion Eye gave upon me"
>"For he told me that as long I give it plenty of love,care, and of course 'kindness", that any enemy that wish to strike me as I sleep shall FACE IT UNYIELDING FURY AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA!"
>"And the best part? It was a previous gift from his dear old friend Lizzy. Telling me that 'This gift means alot to me, but now I shall give to you. For I see it you need more than I do. And I'm happy that I can give you this amazing gift'"
>You kept going on and on with your memories
>But the more you did...a feeling occured....its unknown
>Soon your voice began slowly cracking
>Your vision getting blurry?
>As you rub your eyes you felt something: liquid
>The ones you see within the nature documentaries: water
>You tried your best to shake this dreaded feeling but it wouldn't go away
>You ask her what your feeling
>"Crying"
>No....gods arent supposed to cry. That isnt allowed...that...that break the rules
>A god is suppose to he stoic
"God"
>A god is supposed to be strong
"God"
>A GOD-NO! I-
"37!"
"...."
"Its ok to cry"
You dont know why, but when she pulled you in for a hug, you hold on tight. And you wonder why you hold her so close as the "tears" kept pouring
No.356379
Anonymous
Replies:>>356380
>>356377
School mascot sounds like something Colt or Akita would do.
No.356380
Anonymous
>>356379
In their timeline, yeah.
No.356381
Anonymous
Replies:>>356383
>Fun Nighttime OC Fact: Beretta, as one of her many plays for acceptance by normies, runs a JCJTube channel with Jane where she (Beretta) does crazy stunts
>since she can regenerate, she can do things that would kill uninfected drones if they went wrong without any risk
>and since she can't meaningfully adjust her pain sensitivity the way drones who aren't reverse cyborgs full of nerve endings can, if things go wrong at least her viewers can laugh at her suffering
No.356382
Anonymous
Replies:>>356384
>>356377
>Beretta becomes inexplicably popular in-costume
>loses it all the instant she reveals herself(or better, when her proud family reveals her)

Kek
No.356383
Anonymous
Replies:>>356395
>>356381
>Beretta gets into a boxing match with Boxo in the middle of school (it's in his name, after all)
>She gets knocked the fuck out, to put it lightly
>She lies there for a bit, head partially caved in, before finally rebooting
>"Is Boxo okay?"
No.356384
Anonymous
Image:177899215459.jpg(11kB, 480x360)hqdefault (3).jpg
>>356382
>"Yo, put that head back on!"
No.356385
Anonymous
Image:177899589307.jpg(25kB, 400x400)5dc4b960da3c45649c613b71235f331a.jpg
>>356347
>implying Doll didn't indulge in her own right

You just know she was a romance junkie before... everything. Probably had a collection to rival Uzi's(though likely more wholesome)(mostly)(okay maybe the opposite...)
No.356386
Anonymous
Replies:>>356399
Image:177899620669.jpg(906kB, 2560x1440)alicia-howard-promening-06.jpg
Real Murder Drones animator just dropped basically all the setpieces in high definition + lighting: Go nuts.

https://www.artstation.com/artwork/P6dY58
No.356387
Khan
Replies:>>356389>>356391>>356392>>356403>>356411
ANON YOU NEED TO RUN
MY MEAT HOMUNCULUS GRANDDAUGHTER IS IN HEAT AND IS TRACKING YOU THROUGH THE VENTS!
YOU'RE SAFER OUTSIDE WHERE FERAL MURDER DRONES HUNT RUN MAN RUN!
No.356388
Anonymous
>>356378
Thank you for the quality green anon!
No.356389
Anonymous
>>356387
>>356387
>IN HEAT
Get lost, furfag.
No.356390
Anonymous
Keeter is going RAWR!
No.356391
Anonymous
Replies:>>356410>>356426
>>356387
>FERAL MURDER DRONES
Anon, while I appreciate the sentiment behind trying to combine a continuation of the show's world with the inexplicably popular 40k-Look Outside-Detroit: Beyond Human mashup that's allegedly sharing a world with the show, it's best to just leave well enough alone and focus on continuing the show's world.
No.356392
Anonymous
>>356387
Good thing Anon has a few safehouses dotted across the planet, as any human should if they live in the same outpost with Uzi.
No.356393
Anonymous
Replies:>>356394>>356402>>356404
Image:177899742817.png(702kB, 1000x1300)Very spooky keeter.png
A very spooky doodle
No.356394
Anonymous
Replies:>>356396
>>356393
Keeter when she Asterbath.
No.356395
Anonymous
Replies:>>356398>>356401
Image:177899820322.png(196kB, 2388x1668)IMG_3708.png
>>356383
No.356396
Anonymous
Image:177899827718.png(49kB, 359x301)Who's That Girl What's Her Name Is She Cool Is She Lame.png
>>356394
Not nearly as kissable as Asplebermenbuth though.
No.356397
Anonymous
Replies:>>356444
>>356378
Damn, anon, you've been giving us a lot of greens lately. Nice.
No.356398
Anonymous
Replies:>>356400
>>356395
Fugue?
No.356399
Anonymous
>>356386
This should be of great help to anons who are into 3D.
No.356400
Anonymous
Replies:>>356405
>>356398
:)
No.356401
Anonymous
>>356395
KEK
No.356402
Anonymous
>>356393
This is what she sees when she accidentally looks in a mirror.
No.356403
Anonymous
Image:177899904521.png(56kB, 478x535)Spoiler image
>>356387
Toaster, if you think something like that can scare me, you're too... *picrel* oh shit, fuck it, I'm outta here.
No.356404
Anonymous
>>356393
Hmm, I think she should drink some water.
No.356405
Anonymous
Replies:>>356406
>>356400
Is that oil or blood coming out of Beretta's head? Or both?
No.356406
Anonymous
Replies:>>356407>>356412
Image:177899970037.jpg(570kB, 2171x1609)IMG_3709.jpeg
>>356405
I have highly specific thoughts about how that works structurally, but I lean towards the term Vitae, it’s descriptive
No.356407
Anonymous
Replies:>>356408
>>356406
When was this image originally made, according to your file details?
No.356408
Anonymous
Replies:>>356409
>>356407
this is three images stitched together
>bottom left: Nov 13 2025
>top left: May 15 2025
>right: Dec 7 2025
No.356409
Anonymous
>>356408
thx
No.356410
Anonymous
Replies:>>356435
Image:177900135710.png(700kB, 1771x1254)serial designation o (original character) drawn by lilblucat - d9a78f6f7f5acf6107742aaa1c8b6ede.png
>>356391
Technically canon to Blue's fic, actually
No.356411
Anonymous
Replies:>>356413
Image:177900203622.jpg(333kB, 1080x602)Screenshot_20260517_021322_YouTube.jpg
>>356387
>implying Khan would be disturbed by heat cycles
>implying Khan would be unfamiliar with heat cycles

However bad Keet's is, Nori's was worse: I bet it freaked him out when Uzi DIDN'T play grab-ass with her classmates on a monthly basis.
No.356412
Anonymous
>>356406
Bottom right opens the possibility of "counter gank". Wait for one witch to be doing something big, like lifting a huge object and so using a lot of energy, and then a second witch injects them with their own energy. So now witch 1 is at 100% and when she suddenly stops trying to lift the thing out of surprise her body is already full, so the energy being used to move stuff has nowhere to go, but it HAS to return, so it just crams itself in anyway. This can cause several things depending on how exactly how much energy was involved. Possibly up to instant sublimation as every atom is suddenly WAY too energized.
No.356413
Anonymous
>>356411
Akita at least can have cold water dumped on her head. Drones less so, even the Solvered ones.
No.356414
Anonymous
Image:177900545020.png(525kB, 1000x563)vsandwich.png
Oh, me mum was such a happy girl
Me daddy was so jolly
I'd love to tell the story
How they both died in the Solvy
I yap about the [Null]i'n with every chance I get
Don't know why you're laughing, I ain't even started yet

Oh, high tigh, tiddly dee, oh no, me gosh, me golly
Yes, high figh, fiddly fee, me mum died in the Solvy
And now I guess it's funny to an awful lot of drones
To hear me mum's got vored and me dad got solver sucked
No.356415
Anonymous
Replies:>>356416
Masqy is on her way!
No.356416
Anonymous
Replies:>>356417>>356419
>>356415
Masqy and Y are homeless now after their drawfags abandoned them
No.356417
Anonymous
>>356416
But I can see Masqy in her little house right now, she's doing just fine.
No.356418
Anonymous
Replies:>>356420>>356421
Image:177901560451.png(182kB, 614x415)2026-05-17_03-57.png
she loved it
No.356419
Anonymous
Replies:>>356422
Image:177901610838.png(101kB, 446x322)MeWhenY.png
>>356416
>Y
>Homeless
Not on my watch she ain't
No.356420
Anonymous
Replies:>>356423
>>356418
>This is what N did to Uzi
No.356421
Anonymous
>>356418
Yay
No.356422
Anonymous
Replies:>>356424>>356425>>356428
Image:177902131246.png(429kB, 960x540)Boobies.png
>>356419
>Be (you)
>Be playing [NON-DESCRIPT WORLD WAR 2 SIMULATOR] with Y
>It's the push to Aprilia.

>Your tommies have managed to (by some miracle) break through about 45% of the map but the Flak and Panzer columns up north are suspiciously good at snuffing out your own tanks.
>Cue Aimbot jokes.
>"You vetter start playing properly or you'll be cleaning mein chassis for free. For a veek."
>It sounds good but cleaning supplies are fucking expensive right now and you need the money for food and a repair bill.
>"You better stop opening your mouth or I'll be shutting it for you."
>Anyway, the stalwart Neville Durant is bravely making his way across the fields, sneaking in scavenged PIAT shells into the sides of unsuspecting Panzers until he manages to book it into a bombed out building.
>Of course everyone else is getting churned out into the grinder by MG fire and synchronised shelling.
>HARK, however. A lone German soldier camped out in the upper floor is unaware of the protags presence! An easy kill!
>*BLAMBLAMBLAM!*
>Or it would have been if the bastard somehow managed to get a killshot on a quarter turn.
>"WHAT?!"
>So ends the story of the brave Sergeant Durant as you're swapped over to another soldier stalled at the next line of 88s.
>Out of the corner of your eye you can see that stupid LARPbot smugly musing to herself in the middle of loading an HE shell for her current unit.
>At this point you're sure she's either cheating or abusing the shit out of jank but you are NOT going to lose to this nonsense.
>She's shredding your infantry. Think Mous, think!
>*DING!*
>You had a plan.

>A Panzer and 88 duo sit not far from where your hero was cheated.
>If you could sneak over....
>But Y would need to be distracted for the scheme to work.
>"Prussia would have been Germany's bitch even if it hadn't been dissolved."
>Nothing. She was stonefaced after blowing up a Cromwell.
>"And their soldiers would have been easily gaped by the French had they sided with the Reich."
>There's a tic. A small one in the curve of her mouth.
>*BLAM!*
>Your guys smoked a few riflemen to add insult to injury.
>"Shut it."

>"Their uniforms were stupid too."
>If you listened closely one could hear plasteel teethgrinding away against themselves.
>"Knock vit *off*"
>The kettle is almost boilling over.
>"But you would never model yourself after a bunch of L O S E R S, would you Y?"
>*SLAMCRUNCH!*
>There goes another wooden desk but that's nothing compared to the absolutely fuming disassembler getting up in your face and pulling at your collar.
>"Listen vyou little shit, I'll have vyou know zey were proud Teutonics and could definitely kick ze behinds of your bowl-vearing buttheads!"
>Of course while she was having her military autism fit you had managed to work around the line and bonk out the crew of a Flak.
>"ARE VYOU EVEN LISTENINGS TO ME?!"
>No, duh. Hard enough as it was to focus with digitised yelling in your ear it was paying off as your dude commandeered the flak and turned it on the side hull of her currently and very important lead form of armour.
>"Vhat are you...YOU SNEAKY SCHEISE!"
>Too late~
>'HULL DAMAGED'
>'TRACKS DESTROYED'
>'CREWMAN KILLED'
>She snapped back to the game to try and turn the surprise attack back in her favour but the British had already used the opportunity to take control of the area after clearing out the nearby German forces.
>The rest of the match ended up being a brutal but eventual victory after a few more mishaps involving miller bombs and some teabagging.
>yfw the pain of being bitten on the neck for being a cheating shit is nothing compared to the sweet victory of bragging rights and a free soda.
>yfw you love bullying Y with her autism.
No.356423
Anonymous
>>356420
Keeter was a virgin birth.
No.356424
Anonymous
Replies:>>356425
>>356422
Teuton was shown her place, as God intended.
No.356425
Anonymous
Image:177902338870.png(35kB, 1147x1270)dustY.png
>>356422
Oy vey! Do not bully Y too much Also if it were up to me Y would be walking around with a mirror shine on her chassis all the time

>>356424
Her place is on my lap
No.356426
Anonymous
Replies:>>356427
>>356391
>the inexplicably popular 40k-Look Outside-Detroit: Beyond Human mashup that's allegedly sharing a world with the show
bloody hell, you're still here and STILL seething?
No.356427
Anonymous
Replies:>>356429
>>356426
lol fuck off threadcop
No.356428
Anonymous
>>356422
kek
No.356429
Anonymous
Replies:>>356430
>>356427
seeeeeething
No.356430
Anonymous
Replies:>>356431
>>356429
Stop projecting
No.356431
Anonymous
Replies:>>356432
>>356430
>n-no u
No.356432
Anonymous
Replies:>>356433
>>356431
I said stop.
No.356433
Anonymous
>>356432
>n-no u x2
No.356434
Anonymous
Image:177902571344.jpg(302kB, 1662x1640)176694088251.jpg
The two Anons currently bickering are actually scheming worker drones trying to get some human attention, stay safe and don't fall fro their tricks unless you want femcel bottomplate
No.356435
Anonymous
Replies:>>356437>>356445
>>356410
How is O feral?
No.356436
Anonymous
Replies:>>356438>>356439>>356441>>356443>>356455>>356464>>357037
Image:177902586139.png(133kB, 957x1195)Pitch.jpg
No.356437
Anonymous
>>356435
Becasue Keeta has 18 wild solver boys out in the yard
No.356438
Anonymous
>>356436
Hitting freddyyoutube thumb
No.356439
Anonymous
Replies:>>356440>>357038
>>356436
Has anyone told Pidge her shirt doesn't completely cover the side of her tuna can ass?
No.356440
Anonymous
>>356439
>Implying this isn't on purpose
PIDGE IS A SLUT!
No.356441
Anonymous
Replies:>>356442
Image:177902604559.jpg(5kB, 384x67)1766228402197455.jpg
>>356436
I'll wipe that smile off her.
No.356442
Anonymous
>>356441
The rape is all fun and games until you realize:
A) You cannot rape the willing
B) You have a finger up your ass
C) There is a line of drones waiting for their turn behind you
No.356443
Anonymous
>>356436
Sludge
No.356444
Anonymous
>>356397
Yeah, been doing alot to improve my writing
No.356445
Anonymous
Replies:>>356447
Image:177903107295.png(398kB, 1356x977)arrow creature and serial designation o (original character) drawn by lilblucat - 00275866a9ee59a96a300c71f8189574.png
>>356435
Cause he lives like a hobo with his fleshlet and they eat drones together(implicitly: hasn't shown up in the fic yet, but flesh = still needs oil and I don't see a non-cannibal way he could get it)
No.356446
Anonymous
Replies:>>356448
Image:177903135653.jpg(274kB, 1310x1310)human cyn.jpg
>>356348
>The Coffin of Cyn and N
No.356447
Anonymous
>>356445
I don't think we have the same understanding of 'feral' here.
No.356448
Anonymous
Replies:>>356452>>356453
>>356446
What do the Slav runes say?
No.356449
Anonymous
Image:177903160420.jpg(251kB, 2048x1152)HHyb4U4aIAEDbZV.jpeg
>>356374
I just realized J is making N have some serious blueballs by the time they finally reach Copper-9, kinda half explains his feral nature while his time down there killing WD's if you ask me.
No.356450
Anonymous
Replies:>>356454>>356507
>Fun Morning OC Fact: worker drones who've had eldritch meat fillings all their lives instead of developing them later have... there's something about how they move that normal, purely robotic friend-shaped robots find offputting in a way they can't describe.
No.356451
Anonymous
Replies:>>356465
>>356143
What makes you say that Friend?
No.356452
Anonymous
Image:177903207556.jpg(154kB, 949x949)1775849248400709.jpg
>>356448
I tried to translate it and nothing cohesive came out for some reason. The top one with the little doodle of Cyn eating a drone said something about "Zombie Brains".

The one in the very bottom with the image of a guy staring at you says...
>"A family locked their son in a basement for 17 years; upon entering, they became speechless."
No.356453
Anonymous
>>356448
Here, my comrade:

>"Lol, imagine if Cyn ate drones' operating systems, like zombies eat brains, xD)))))."

>"Like a human:3"

>"What?"

>"A family locked their son in a basement for 17 years and was left speechless upon entering."
No.356454
Anonymous
>>356450
They moan the same as normal drones so it's all ok
No.356455
Anonymous
>>356436
Pidge is responsible for the events in my back yard, I just know it.
No.356456
Anonymous
Replies:>>356457>>356459
Anon it's time
You are a man now and you must choose your wife
Do you choose a normie femoid that will give you a normal human child?
Or do you choose the near feral hillbilly female drone that has no womb?
No.356457
Anonymous
Replies:>>356458
Image:177903725505.jpg(269kB, 2085x2463)CuteY.jpg
>>356456
I choose my military failgirl pretend kraut drone wife that will drain my veins, balls and bank account
No.356458
Anonymous
Replies:>>356460>>356461
>>356457
Sooner or later you will run out of Y images. Accept it, Anon. MrShyGuy is not coming back. Y is dead.
No.356459
Anonymous
Replies:>>356463
Image:177903794306.png(832kB, 1554x2380)019434c2c4cd21ed9f47a8d1f2905c84.png
>>356456
To strengthen the reign of man is the duty of every man, no matter what the cost!
No.356460
Anonymous
>>356458
Is this like the new bit or something? I like Y, I don't need new pictures to like her, certainly don't need them to write greens with her, plus Dust has drawn Y recently, It's not like Amyanon had exclusive rights to her
No.356461
Anonymous
>>356458
Y is a thread oc now, deal with it faggot
No.356462
Anonymous
Replies:>>356482>>356495
Just played the Brigador Killers demo and now I cannot stop thinking about a Federation cell starting an insurgency on a colony occupied by the Union.
>THE FEDERATION IS BURNING
>YOUR PEOPLE ENSLAVED AS PLAYTHINGS
>TAKE WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOU
No.356463
Khan
>>356459
Anon that's a drone
No.356464
Anonymous
>>356436
> filename
Will do!
> yeets Pidge across the baseball field
No.356465
Anonymous
>>356451
nta but the answer is vibes
No.356466
Anonymous
Replies:>>356467>>356468
Drones are for dying in the mines! NOT BOUNCING ON COCKS YOU GOONERS!
No.356467
Anonymous
>>356466
Drones are for target practice on the frontlines
And also for being in my tank crew.
No.356468
Anonymous
>>356466
Uhhh sorry chudie but the age of the roastie is over, drones are for being wives now
No.356469
Anonymous
Replies:>>356472>>356474>>356476
>by the Post-Good End era, some drones amuse themselves by LARPing online as representatives of a resurgent humanity that has already colonized numerous worlds beyond the systems that the Absolute Solver destroyed
>in reality, outside of the relatively small human populations of the Dog Planet and Grugworld, the vast majority of humanity remains in the same situation it's been for the better part of the last hundred years:
>in fleets of generation ships moving in the opposite direction from the former territory of the Federation, filtering and recycling every last waste product as much as possible, hoovering up every asteroid they find for any and every remotely useful element or substance (e.g. water), and watching livestreams of traitors (i.e. people who were caught saying that the ban on autonomous machines should be so much as re-evaluated) being executed by exsanguination and subsequently harvested of all usable organs in situ (unless they have a disease that prevents them from being used for transfusions and transplants, in which case death is carried out via garrote vil)
No.356470
Anonymous
Replies:>>356471
Jane muffintop
No.356471
Anonymous
>>356470
Drones don't have those you mong.
No.356472
Anonymous
Replies:>>356473>>356478>>356485
>>356469
How would the Union deal with these seedships? They contain the last remnants of humanity but have societies so alien they might as well be aliens themselves.
No.356473
Anonymous
Replies:>>356494
>>356472
"The Union" is those LARPing drones. It doesn't exist offline.
No.356474
Anonymous
Replies:>>356475
Image:177904272050.png(379kB, 372x660)1779025640859.png
>>356469
>Humanity is now mostly spacebound, likely still innovating to stay alive
>Developing an immense sadistic streak, relishing in the suffering of their peers
>With an undying hatred for drones and any who still might live among them on the ground
Bring 'em here.
No.356475
Anonymous
>>356474
>undying hatred
No hate. Just mortal terror. These are not bored psychopaths like you're imagining, they're fleeing for their lives unaware they're not being pursued.
No.356476
Anonymous
>>356469 (me)
Forgot to include:
>one of these fleets settled down in the Trappist system
>the others widely regarded them as suicidal idiots for it and assume they've been overrun
>they haven't, since the AS is contained, but they're trying to avoid drawing attention to themselves
No.356477
Anonymous
>>355593
>>355599
>>355644
faggots hands at play here, all of which should DIE
No.356478
Anonymous
Replies:>>356488>>356494
>>356472
Deal with? Probably get out of the way, once they actually get over the hump of resource self-sufficiency any human refugee fleet would quickly snowball.
Being planetbound is mostly an impediment for a civilization with interstellar flight.
At least in my version of this idea the only real roadblock for them is the limitations of their C+ drives.
No.356480
Anonymous
Replies:>>356481>>356489
Image:177904630419.jpg(5.75MB, 4096x2160)slavework.jpg
>Slave Work
No.356481
Anonymous
Replies:>>356484
Image:177904692934.jpg(86kB, 1000x998)685c12117d2079413ce23dad8e4773e6f4a1ee10.jpg
>>356480
>Fucking Uzi instead of N
This Anon has shit taste
No.356482
Anonymous
Replies:>>356495
>>356462
The game looks cool, how is the gameplay?
No.356484
Anonymous
Replies:>>356486
>>356481
I tend to stray from dick on dick action
No.356485
Anonymous
Replies:>>356494>>356496
>>356472
I think the Union should try to get them back as quickly as possible. This huge human population, with its production capacity and technology, is too valuable to waste, plus, imagine what a disaster it would be if the Union's enemies took them for themselves?
No.356486
Anonymous
Replies:>>356487
Image:177904720160.jpg(93kB, 1280x1280)FEmN.jpg
>>356484
One visit to the hardware store can solve this problem
No.356487
Anonymous
Replies:>>356490
>>356486
When there is a female 3d model of this one, i will
>devastate
It
No.356488
Anonymous
Replies:>>356499
>>356478
In fact, on the contrary, any such group must find a planet or die. A planet isn't just a lump of rock in space, rather, it's a planet with a habitable biosphere that can sustain itself without human intervention. A ship needs repairs, always, constantly, and this will certainly require more resources, the longer the ship is in service.
No.356489
Anonymous
>>356480
Kek.
No.356490
Anonymous
Replies:>>356491
>>356487
>Devastate
But there will be a good ending, right?
No.356491
Anonymous
Replies:>>356492
>>356490
As good as I allow it
No.356492
Anonymous
>>356491
Anon and Fem!N Will live happily ever after and have many children then
No.356493
Anonymous
New thread?
No.356494
Anonymous
>>356478
>>356485
>>356473
No.356495
Anonymous
>>356462
There exists a single "Brigador but with drones" greentext and it takes place during the Long Night.

>>356482
>NTA
It has a free demo on Steam. If you played the original Brigador, it's more infantry-focused, vehicles are harder to get your hands on, even a Mog is a massive step up and a Touro is unthinkable.
Right now the demo's just a short few campaign missions, but there's also the beginning of the sandbox mode where you start with nothing and have to work your way up to something, and for a while "something" is going to be "a panel van you mounted a .22 rifle to the roof of".
No.356496
Anonymous
Replies:>>356498
Image:177904803425.jpg(994kB, 2554x2873)alice and beau (murder drones) drawn by aliceanon - 121394e74b73de0d42be81829a2a68cd.jpg
>>356485
How in the flying fuck is it going to catch them?
>largest ships ever built
>most heavily armed ships ever built
>fastest hyperdrives ever built
>deliberately fucked comms(so no Solver hacking)
>deliberately lobotomized drones(so no Solver)
>entirely "gofast" centered culture
>fully convinced any attempt to slow, stop, or catch up to them is the work of the robo-devil herself(which they KNOW disguises her ships as human)

The ONLY things I can see having a chance are, ironically enough, witches...
No.356497
Anonymous
>pitch plausible current status for humanity in Post-Good End
>gooners immediately drag it into their HoDR wankfest
No.356498
Anonymous
>>356496
All these factors are sufficient to understand that reaching them is much faster than one could even imagine. The largest ships with the best technology and no high-tech drone production indicate things like:
1) High wear and tear.
2) Excessively expensive repairs.
3) The inability to repair the most critical and high-tech parts of the ship.
That's it. They'll be able to get far, really far, but not far enough to escape the known galaxy, and sooner or later they'll have to stop somewhere to establish a colony using the remnants of the technology they have.
No.356499
Anonymous
Replies:>>356506
>>356488
Ships big enough to house significant human populations would exclusively be built, maintained, and modified in space, they would never touch an atmosphere.
With sufficient energy any necessary resource can be produced from raw materials ripped from temporary strip mines or sucked by magnetic starlifting directly out of a sun.
Building ground colonies is just cheaper, monetarily, for an FTL capable but otherwise decadent and unambitious society, because you can spread all that industry out over many decades and who want to be able to stretch their legs out on the effectively infinite volume of a planetary surface.
All these issues would be overcome in the initial rush to escape the Solver front.
No.356500
Anonymous
Replies:>>356501>>356502
Drones?
No.356501
Anonymous
Image:177904905427.jpg(181kB, 1536x2164)20260517_211253.jpg
>>356500
No.356502
Anonymous
>>356500
Only exist to be props in stories about humans.
>t. the median /md/ poster
No.356503
Anonymous
Replies:>>356504>>356505
I think the thing that surprises me is that every threadcop acts the same way and uses the same sentence structure. Almost eerie.
Can't be the same person, though, would make no sense.
No.356504
Anonymous
>>356503
You say all that but you never say I'm wrong.
No.356505
Anonymous
>>356503
The world might surprise you, the autism of a single person might be amazing in many ways. In the good or bad sense
No.356506
Anonymous
Replies:>>356509
>>356499
The problem is that this enormous ship will deteriorate over time, especially if it's in operation 24/7. A habitable planet has a completely closed, self-sustaining ecosystem: you don't need to spend hours maintaining it, and it can overcome any disaster on its own, even without human assistance. An artificial ship is a different matter. You always have to spend resources on its maintenance, and the worst part is that any mechanism only gets worse over time due to entropy, which means you'll only have to spend more resources on its maintenance. Without a self-sustaining ecosystem that can provide the resources to sustain craft worlds, these worlds are doomed.
No.356507
Anonymous
Replies:>>356508
Image:177904964605.png(1.26MB, 3500x1497)uzi doorman, serial designation j, and serial designation v (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - 3748b1784d378ee09315097c8da4dfcf.png
>>356450
>offputting

Surely you mean sexy(they move like humans)
No.356508
Anonymous
>>356507
No, not like humans.
No.356509
Anonymous
Image:177905005060.jpg(408kB, 1079x1153)Screenshot_20260517_153401_Chrome.jpg
>>356506
Eventually...
>inb4 over the span of hundreds, perhaps thousands of years
>even then only to the ravages of human nature(civil wars, population booms, retarded social movements etc) rather than a complete inability to do asteroid mining
No.357037
Anonymous
>>356436
holy shit. aweooga. shame she's lebanese
No.357038
Anonymous
>>356439
And nobody ever will.
No.359493
Anonymous
Nigger thread
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