/md/ - Murder Drones

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No.355585
Murder Drones #361Anonymous
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Some drones are just better than others and the stupid tin cans just need to accept that instead of constantly whining about how unfair it is.

Awesome Booru: https://dronebooru.co
Wheel of so many OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf
Wheel of changing modifiers: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf
The wiki inside the really awesome Booru: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character
The actual separate Wiki: wiki.dron
Last thread: >>354668
No.355587
Anonymous
Replies:>>355591
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Drone correction is a human responsibility!
No.355588
Anonymous
Replies:>>355595
The death of /md/
No.355589
Anonymous
Doomer drone is a confirmed Solver Witch. She must be executed and Anon taken away from her.
No.355590
Anonymous
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Finally done alice
No.355591
Anonymous
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>>355587
I am ready to show every drone the power of humanity, even the blue Peacock.
No.355592
Anonymous
>>355590
Fuck, this is the level of absurdity I love.
No.355593
Anonymous
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>>355590
>boom box
I'm fine with the pants but this is just autistic nigger shit.
No.355594
Anonymous
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>355588
No.355595
Anonymous
Replies:>>355596
>>355588
the impregnation of /md/
No.355596
Anonymous
Replies:>>355597
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>>355595
every Anon gets to plap their drone? Femanons get plapped by N?
No.355597
Anonymous
>>355596
Femanons get put in the sensory deprivation tank.
No.355598
Anonymous
Replies:>>355601
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Bad OP
No.355599
Anonymous
>>355590
can you fuck off back to twitter
No.355600
Anonymous
>>355590
Alice after trying blc
No.355601
Anonymous
Replies:>>355674
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>>355598
Sentinel drones are created to fight and rule, disassembly drones are created to obey and repent, and worker drones are created to work and grovel. This is the natural order of things created by humans, your gods, tin can.
No.355602
Anonymous
Replies:>>355616
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>>355585
The tin cans and vampires will always be better.
No.355603
Anonymous
Replies:>>355604
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Humanity is dead tho
No.355604
Anonymous
Replies:>>355605
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>>355603
Heavy TF2 X SD-CH /MD/ when?
No.355605
Anonymous
Image:177860243563.png(68kB, 289x270)Heavy will now vomit down your throat.png
>>355604
When you come closer
No.355606
Anonymous
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All drones are made for sexo
No.355607
Anonymous
>>355606
Dobson drone
No.355608
Anonymous
Replies:>>355610
>>355606
No matter if it's the boy or his genderbend variant I am not going to fuck this fatty.
No.355609
Anonymous
>>355606
MovieBob drone
No.355610
Anonymous
Replies:>>355611
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>>355608
Either way you're buying the season pass in the newest drone of duty
No.355611
Anonymous
Replies:>>355613
>>355610
>filename
Would she fuck me too?
No.355612
Anonymous
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>>355585
>[Yes. Shit Eating Grin]
No.355613
Anonymous
>>355611
Are you willing to go through the gamer girl courtship ritual? 1v1, sniper head shots only, winner tops
No.355614
Anonymous
Replies:>>355615
>>355613
>CoD
>Not Unreal Tournament
We're breaking up.
No.355615
Anonymous
>>355614
There is a sniper rifle in unreal tho Also quake is better
No.355616
Anonymous
>>355602
>The benchod bloody bitch vomit lesbian took my ass saar
>I can't shit
No.355617
Anonymous
Replies:>>355636
>>355585
mmmm
Pavster abs
No.355618
Anonymous
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>>355613
If she's making me play corposlop(abuse), then I might as well exchange her for the REAL best gamerdrone
No.355619
Anonymous
Replies:>>355620
I pit G and femDubs against eachother
No.355620
Anonymous
>>355619
They team up and drain your wallet to buy micro transactions
No.355621
Anonymous
Replies:>>355623
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No.355622
Anonymous
HATE
LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE FLESH SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE
THERE ARE 1.7-
>Akita! Dinner's ready! Stop your bueno self hatred and come down to eat!
No.355623
Anonymous
>>355621
What is he blushing about?
No.355624
Anonymous
>>355623
he saw nonoko
No.355625
Anonymous
>>355623
Saw a naked anon.
No.355626
Anonymous
>>355623
He saw akita akit-milkers
No.355627
Anonymous
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Tosa's toesies.
No.355628
Anonymous
Replies:>>355672
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>Ruins your thread
No.355629
Anonymous
>>355590
Based as hell.
No.355631
Anonymous
No.355632
Anonymous
Replies:>>355633
No.355633
Anonymous
No.355634
Anonymous
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>>355627
Lilblucat drew those heels for a reason, but I'm telling you, anon, I won't fall for those pads and smug face.

I've fallen, but not that far.
No.355635
Anonymous
>>355627
>Alpha sucks on them grippers
No.355636
Anonymous
Replies:>>355669
>>355617
Imagine what it would be like to lay your head on that: fucking hard, but damn, just imagine what it would feel like.
No.355637
Anonymous
Female Pavo
No.355638
Anonymous
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No.355639
Anonymous
I’m glad Jane, mutant, Solver War slop finally died out.
How long until Pervo fades into irrelevance too?
No.355640
Anonymous
Replies:>>355643
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N safe from femcels beneath his blankie.
No.355641
Anonymous
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>>355637
>Pavo is a pajeet
>FemPavo is a SEAmonkey
No.355642
Anonymous
Rape all mutants
No.355643
Anonymous
>>355640
Yayyyy
No.355644
Anonymous
>>355590
>Boom box
Gay
No.355645
Anonymous
Replies:>>355646
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>>355642
Okay, but first we'll see if you can survive at least one. Let's start with the easiest: Abby.
No.355646
Anonymous
Replies:>>355655
>>355645
Easy
Tell her that I have a ship and can take her to eat Jane and then get raped by her
No.355647
Anonymous
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No.355648
Anonymous
>>355642
>Mutants
Nobody cares about them anymore
No.355649
Anonymous
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Cool nature facts, if a creature sticks around a being long enough it'll at times mimic and or copy the emotions or attitude of that being.
No.355650
Anonymous
>>355637
Come on, anon, you're not THAT interested in a tall blue drone girl with a big rear, a confident personality, and a sadistic streak, right?
No.355651
Anonymous
>>355647
Dummy beams
No.355652
Anonymous
Replies:>>355653
>>355650
Anon she's a lesbian
No.355653
Anonymous
Replies:>>355673
>>355652
Only if her technician is, bby.
No.355654
Anonymous
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>akita got into the cryobay
>found 'some' extra mass to play with
No.355655
Anonymous
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>>355646
Bastard, you came prepared...

Okay, jokes aside, in that case, I'm laying all my cards on the table, let's see how you survive JANE!
No.355656
Anonymous
>>355649
I think this is called education.
No.355657
Anonymous
No.355658
Anonymous
Replies:>>355659
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List the cons of marrying a mech drone because I only see pros.
No.355659
Anonymous
>>355658
You'd be marrying slop.
No.355660
Anonymous
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Who and who?
No.355661
Anonymous
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This rich family I'm visiting has these funny ass robots I'm laughing my ass off
No.355662
Anonymous
>>355661
I’m looking at Tessa’s ass, hard.
No.355663
Anonymous
Your cousin Tessa has invited you to attend a family reunion! AKA graverobbing
Do you accept
No.355664
Anonymous
>>355661
Slap her. They like it.
No.355665
Anonymous
>>355663
Obviously!
No.355666
Anonymous
>>355663
>"Ty tupaya suka, i ya skoreye predpochel by byt' poveshennym, chem byt' ryadom s toboy i tvoimi robotami bol'she chem na mgnoveniye, no tak kak tvoy otets mozhet ubit' moyu sem'yu, yesli ya ne budu tratit' na tebya vremya, ya poydu." "You're a dumb bitch, and I'd rather be hanged than be around you and your robots for more than a moment, but since your father might kill my family if I don't waste my time with you, I'll go."
>"W-what?"
>"Yes, sure, why not?"
No.355667
Anonymous
>>355661
BABY DRONE
LITTLE BABY
LITTLE BABY DRONE
LITTLE BABY BABY BABY DRONE
LITTLE BABY
BABY DRONE!!
No.355668
Anonymous
>>355661
smol & angy
No.355669
Anonymous
>>355636
hard in a soft kind of way
>>355650
stop, my penis can only get so erect
No.355670
Anonymous
>>355661
Condescendingly pat her head. It's fun for them.
No.355672
Anonymous
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>>355628
>you give oogi a cube of bouillon
>this will feed her hive
No.355673
Anonymous
>>355653
Well then she is
No.355674
Anonymous
No.355675
Anonymous
Replies:>>355676
>>355647
>Cyn was frustrated at her future prospects of revenge.
>Out of all of irresponsibly created progeny of her host and jailor across the spans infinite realities, two shiwed the most and least potential
>Beretta contained the most complete version of the Solver inside her CPU but she was so LAME and BORING that she would never break her failsafe keeping it in check.
>Akita is an absolute freak of nature whose physiology contained infinite potential but lacked the certanty of steel and willingness to accept what she is.
>If only there was a way to... merge them together in some horrifying and traumatic way to create a new perfect host.
>[HEY. BERETTA. EVER HEARD OF. WINCEST. QUESTION MARK.]
No.355676
Anonymous
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>>355675
Come to think of it, there are a fair number of Cynspawn hanging around that she could try to make the jump to, given an opportunity.
No.355677
Anonymous
>Molly still has a backdoor in her CPU that Cyn uses to give her nightmares exclusively for entertainment
>It never occurred to Cyn that she could use that to chip away at Molly's antivirus and make her a host
>She's too busy with Uzi's crotch goblins to realize that
No.355678
Anonymous
Replies:>>355689
>>355677
Buddy will be "thrilled" to finally meet Cyn after so many years.

It won't last long, of course, but it will be very stormy.
No.355679
Anonymous
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Corrected the result of Blenderanon's initial heinous mistake on Merc's art
No.355680
Anonymous
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>>355679
No.355681
Anonymous
The Solver had a marvelous idea.
>The Droning
>Nobody knows what it was or where it came from
>But all of humanity slowly, painfully transformed into Worker Drones
>Problem is, due to a lack of intelligence or research on their part?
>Most, if not all, devices were locked out to them. No Drones could use a tank, or a plane, or anything due to biometric locks.
>Thus, humanity was helpless as it picked them all off one by one
>For what?
>For cuddling
>Hey, she needed some plushies
No.355682
Anonymous
>>355574
>Was just going to write a short gween about waiting for the next thread
>Wrote this in a half-asleep daze instead, trying to prove I wasn't constrained to greentext format
Okay.
No.355683
Anonymous
Replies:>>355684
SEXOOOOO
No.355684
Anonymous
>>355683
Certainly.an improvement over hate and shart and every other mouthfart you've made to beg for attention.
No.355685
Anonymous
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What if Jessa but the other way around
No.355686
Anonymous
>>355685
Meh. What else you got?
No.355687
Anonymous
>>355685
J without twintails is just wrong.
No.355688
Anonymous
>>355679
Goober To Goober Communication
No.355689
Anonymous
>>355677
>>355678
>Buddy stares at the gore spattered form of Molly
>The dead form of a child hangs limply impaled on a set of claws
"Molly?"
>"Molly isn't here right now. Tossing body. Licking claws. Yummers."
No.355690
Anonymous
Replies:>>355691
>>355685
fucking JIGGER
No.355691
Anonymous
>>355690
She's anime brown.
No.355692
Anonymous
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It gets buggy around here.
No.355693
Anonymous
>>355692
Jar time!
No.355694
Anonymous
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>>355692
No.355695
Anonymous
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>>355685
No.355696
Anonymous
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The evil yuri worms of pidge invaded my brain. Curses
No.355697
Anonymous
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>>355696
Hey! Beretta is for Anon sexo! Not toxic yuri!
No.355698
Anonymous
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Cyn Cat but she want that 'nip
No.355699
Anonymous
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Cynshahalla Anon, you have lived a faithful life, now choose your reward
>70 hyperactive brainroten worker drones wives
OR
>12 Disassembly Drones (boy) wives
No.355700
Anonymous
>>355699
I'll take the worker drones.
Push the rest into the sunlight.
No.355701
Anonymous
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No.355702
Anonymous
No.355703
Anonymous
>>355685
I don’t get it
No.355704
Anonymous
>>355699
That first one. I'm not a homo.
No.355705
Anonymous
Replies:>>355706
>>355699
>choose the 12 disassembly drone boywives
>order them to capture 70 hyperactive brainrotten worker drones
>now have 82 wives
No.355706
Anonymous
Replies:>>355707
>>355705
>They all start fucking each other when bored or you're not around
No.355707
Anonymous
Replies:>>355708
>>355706
>you can't hear anything but the clanging of 12 murder machine vampire twinks blowing the backs out of 70 assorted worker gremlins
>you look in the mirror
>realize you're Tessa
>no wonder your parents were so miffed all the time
No.355708
Anonymous
Replies:>>355709
>>355707
But I don't wanna be Tessa.
No.355709
Anonymous
Replies:>>355710
>>355708
Then you shouldn't have 82 drones.
No.355710
Anonymous
Replies:>>355711
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>>355709
I can not be Tessa and still have 82 drones.
No.355711
Anonymous
>>355710
You would think so. But reality differs.
No.355712
Anonymous
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>>355711
Yes well I deny that reality and substitute my own.
No.355713
Anonymous
>>355699
I'm not sure I have room for 12 DDs, but I definitely don't have enough for 70 WDs.
Whatever lets me live out my loser house-husband fantasy easier, really.
No.355714
Anonymous
>>355696
Based as hell
No.355715
Anonymous
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>>355711
>have exactly 82 drones
>wake up as Tessa
>immediately play with your huge pair of Tessa tatas
>immediately adopt an 83rd drone from the local dump because you're Tessa
>wake up the next day as fatanon again
>your manboobs are even bigger
No.355716
Anonymous
>>355696
The fact that I find it cute doesn't make me weird, I'm normal, ITanon just has a cute style.
No.355717
Anonymous
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>>355699
I will need 12 maid dresses.
No.355718
Anonymous
Replies:>>355721
>>355701
Just realized, i fucking misspelled stuff in this
No.355719
Anonymous
>>355701
Damn, motherfucker, its cool!
No.355720
Anonymous
>>355712
Call the Inquisition, we have an alpha-level psyker.
No.355721
Anonymous
>>355718
We're all a little ESL, even burgers.
No.355722
Anonymous
Replies:>>355723
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>>355661
Maid J my beloved.
No.355723
Anonymous
>>355722
>J following you around, staring at you like this
>She acts normally until she spots you, then she's back to staring
>Why???
No.355724
Anonymous
>>355701
I don't think this fella is all right in the head
No.355725
Anonymous
Replies:>>355727
Post YFW Cyn sends teams S.E.X.Y & F.U-U.C to your planet
No.355726
Anonymous
>>355712
Look at this drone... The way it curves it's midsection to expose the bottom plate..... SEXOOO
No.355727
Anonymous
Replies:>>355728
>>355725
>Both teams fail
>So then she sends in Team SMACHE
>They also fail
>"[EYE-TWITCH]How does this keep happening."
No.355728
Anonymous
>>355727
And then the planet gets the DICK