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No.354668
Murder Drones #360Anonymous
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Never feel guilty about hurting a disassembly drone, anon: they always deserve far worse.

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Wheel of so many OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf
Wheel of changing modifiers: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf
The wiki inside the really awesome Booru: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character
The actual separate Wiki: wiki.dron
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No.354671
Anonymous
Replies:>>354672
>Deletes ur drones
No.354672
Anonymous
Replies:>>354673
>>354671
>The drones have started a party in the recycling bin and you're not invited.
No.354673
Anonymous
>>354672
>It is what some might call....an Extinction Party.
No.354674
Anonymous
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>>354668
>Disassembly drone Solora not Berry.
No.354675
Anonymous
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>"Well, do you?"
No.354676
Anonymous
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>>354668
I don't feel guilty about hurting any kind of drone.
They're just machines after all.
No.354677
Anonymous
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The solver, for no reason: "I think I'll make my army mostly female and all those females will have wide hips and thick thighs"
How absolutely based.
No.354678
Anonymous
>>354677
>TF2_Wrench_Hit_Building.sfx
No.354679
Anonymous
Replies:>>354681
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>>354677
Childbearing hips
No.354681
Anonymous
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>>354679
*Motherbearing
No.354682
Mom
Replies:>>354689
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You WILL date my lonely squadmate!
You WILL marry her!
You WILL have half a dozen children with her!
You WILL serve in the army! (As a non-combatant of course)
You WILL be happy!
No.354683
Anonymous
Nah
No.354684
Anonymous
Replies:>>354806
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Thanks youtube, very cool.
No.354685
Anonymous
Replies:>>354686
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>Be you, Teli.
>Anon is going to be here soon.
>There's no better time to confess your feelings to him than now.
>You spot Anon...
>Your core beating so fast from excitement.
>Until you saw...her.
>Who is this drone?
>Her hair is more messy than you.
>Her Visor is broken.
>And clothes so dirty.
>How can Anon talk to this loser?
>Did Anon give up on fixing your life and move on to her?
>THIS CAN’T BE...
>IT’S JUST CAN’T BE...
No.354686
Anonymous
>>354685
>It's ok, Anon just kicked her down the stairs.
>Wait why is he marching over to you with his stomping boots-
>*CLANK!*
No.354687
Anonymous
Replies:>>354690
>>354668
>tfw no giga L to snatch up your entire body in her tongue's embrace and bring you into her mouth for a full-body kiss
No.354688
Anonymous
Video:177810684431.webm(725kB / 0:00:03 / vp9, 1080x1920)Yuki.webm
This is how Cyn woke up N every morning at the manor
No.354689
Anonymous
>>354682
>"If you want to give our son to some old drone, then first I have to make sure that she won't be a bitch like you!"
No.354690
Anonymous
>>354687
The pain from reality has caught up with me again.
No.354691
Anonymous
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We see how old worker drones differ from young ones(just as dumb, but structurally dumber), but what's the difference between old and young disassembly drones? And sentinel drones? Harper is canonically a MILF, in case you forgot.
No.354692
Anonymous
>>354691
>what's the difference between old and young disassembly drones?
Just as goofy, but that's because this is an Invader Zim haha fooni *holds up spork* comedy, not any in-universe reason. In in-universe terms, the young ones were born on Copper-9 after Uzi replaced the AS as their admin, so their only connection to the genocidal destruction of human space is occasionally being woken up in the middle of the night by their genocide robot parent's (or potentially parents') night terrors.
>And sentinel drones?
idk Absolute is the only modern capebooks I'm interested in
No.354693
Anonymous
Replies:>>354694
>>354691
Judging by N, V and J, DDs don't change much, probably because they spend most of their existence either unconscious and slaved to Cyns directives (see manor and city flashbacks, Uzis comments about N and V's memories being scrambled, J apparently only recently realizing that Cyn was misleading her)
Beyond that we don't know because we aren't shown a long time gap after the end of the show that would give the DDs time to grow.
>Sentinel Drones
I won't speak for other varieties but mine tend to go down one of two paths. All Sentinels develop personality quirks over time, in spite of regular memory and programming resets. These quirks usually manifest as fixations on certain topics, people, places or objects, usually ones which resonate in some way with their basic K personality matrix.
From there the fixation will tend always towards increasing matrix instability until it hits a tipping point, at this point a full and unique personality matrix will evolve in the Sentinel.
At this fork personality matrices either continue to destabilize eventually resulting in dangerous or self-destructive behavior, or stabilize into something closer to a normal Drone personality. These personalities tend always to resemble the prototypical K personality, like sisters with similar interests and upbringings, but the different environment, stresses and circumstances inevitably cause them to diverge more over time.
Unlike untrained personality matrices created by the C9 drones, every Sentinel is "born" with a fully formed basic personality matrix, there are no "baby" Sentinel Drones. Each one begins her life as a perfect clone.

Intoners are created in a similar manner, but a large portion of their behavioral and instinctual code is borrowed from Sentinel Raptors, they don't suffer gradual personality matrix development or instability. I've said in the past they are similar to V when she's in murder giggles mode, they are smart enough to strategize and cooperate, carry out complex orders, etc but there isn't much higher function going on in them outside of the mission objective.
They grow more clever and adaptable over time though, they start out one-track but assuming one survives long enough she will get better and better at problem solving, more adaptable to whatever environment shes been deployed into.
No.354694
Anonymous
Image:177811210496.gif(3.72MB, 665x665)Spoiler image
>>354693
> fixation with specific object
I give one a cube of tungsten with a funny face etched to it
No.354695
Anonymous
Image:177811398540.png(136kB, 821x637)harper and droneanon (original character) drawn by tomoetomoe - 3c2e71199c8da332ed6874c36aa02e58.png
>>354691

Old Sentinels
>any warmachine old enough to have actualy participated in the Solver War
>calm, focused, and for the most part friendly
>universally "smart," Thad is the absolute lowest they go in intelligence/competence while the average sits around Teacher/Khan's level(and some reaching all the way up to Alice)
>confident: keenly aware of their million dollar bodies and favorable legal status, will not hesitate to use either
>suprisingly not arrogant: they all know just how bad the war was + how quickly a fight could go wrong. Most are cautious enough not to antagonize DDs/get "fancy" in a fight without good reason(Pavo and Intoner being exceptions)
>universally rich
>universally beautiful
>universally Solver hating
>(almost) universally human loving
>universally bad with money(they've had such large stipends for so long that the concept of "running out" dosen't compute for them)


"Adolescent" Sentinels(pre body)
>Sentinel comptatible drones/grown (drone) children of the Old Sentinels
>arrogant, impatient, and insecure: believe they're "owed"/belong in a Sentinel body rather than the Worker shell they grow up in, feel "limited" and perpetually immature(in the physical sense) compared to their parents
>can only GET these Sentinel bodies through enlistment: view the Union gov as something between god and the DMV as a result
>main character complex: believe themselves better and "special" compared to other drones and.capable of doing things like taking on a DD in their Worker bodies. Protective, but dismissive towards their "cousins"(the WDs)
>no smarter than WD average
>no more competent than WD average
>MASSIVE superiority/inferiority compex about DDs, who *will* be weaker once they're *finished* but get full access to the body parts THEY should have(wings, weapons, etc) from the start
>love Humans(forma de pet/protectee)
>hate Solver monsters(forma de obligation)
>pity Worker Drones
>universally unable to accept fault(if not from govt/parents)
>sometimes fail the psyche screening/bootcamp for Sentinelhood, prompting a frenzy to fix whatever flaw they had that saw them kicked out
>sometimes not fixable
>sometimes unnaceptable even if they DID fix it(like insubordination)
>this generally sends the drone into a psudo-permanent depression, kept permanently from "the only way to success in life" by one mistake or another, and sees most of the failures succumb to NEEThood


Young Sentinels(post body)
>the prior, but now armed with the same military-grade chassis as their parents
>arrogant but much less blindly aggressive now: no need to "prove" themselves to those around(except DDs)
>REVEL in their legal/physical power: where an Old Sentinel might quietly threaten, they'll tear your car door off instead, maybe worse depending on if you're a "disposable" like a WD or DD
>Weekend Warriors to the last: love "war"(i.e. shitstomping moderately sized, mostly uncoordinated rebels and Solver infestations) and genuinely believe themselves invincible to anything not another Sentinel
>no respect for the danger of a DD
>no respect for (nongovernment) humans at all(they die like hamsters)
>no respect for WDs(Grunts better)
>still obedient to Union gov
>still worshipful towards Union gov(and now the unknowable "thing" that Sentinel compatibility comes from, which they call robo-god)
>"like" Solver-creatures now: will "play" with them in N-esque(sometimes Pavoesque, among the worst) fashion unless ordered specifically otherwise by command
>rarely endure casualties
>actually decent with money
>have absolutely no idea what to do outside of military work
>generally mellow out after around 10 years(or after a serious military campaign like a Witch world, where they risk actual death for once)
No.354696
Anonymous
>>354691
Fun fact: She's actually in her mid-20s.
Drones that were made for human servitude, specifically her when she back at the inn, have "Adult" mindsets faster
No.354697
Anonymous
Replies:>>354703
>>354695
>>generally mellow out after around 10 years(or after a serious military campaign like a Witch world, where they risk actual death for once)
>Local veteran sentinel not so smug after watching half of her human boyfriend get liquified
No.354698
Anonymous
Replies:>>354700
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>>354696
>made for human servitude
>mentally evolve faster

MILF V confirmed
No.354699
Anonymous
Replies:>>354702
>>354696
>Drones that were made for human servitude, specifically her when she back at the inn, have "Adult" mindsets faster
Literally the opposite. The less human direction they get the faster they become sapient.
No.354700
Anonymous
Replies:>>354771
>>354698
>MILF
She's a teenage vampire. A la The Lost Boys.
No.354701
Anonymous
My drone is haunted, I need an old priest and a young priest.
No.354702
Anonymous
>>354699
I should've probably used a different word.
Harper was "Raised" to be intelligent and observant to assist in inn work. They wanted to, and I quote "Cultivate an honest atmosphere."
No.354703
Anonymous
>>354697
>Local veteran sentinel not so smug after watching half of her human boyfriend get liquified
he's all right now
No.354704
Anonymous
>>354695
This is bullshit. No adult SD is ever mentally stable. Look at Pavo and SD!Switch they;re fucking psychopaths and one doesn't even care about the Union, let alone humans.
No.354705
Anonymous
Image:177811963559.jpg(1.05MB, 2048x1536)laughing robo-whores.jpg
>they see your [fill in the blank]
No.354706
Anonymous
>>354704
Yeah, it depends on the environment where they were raised
No.354707
Anonymous
>>354705
Emotional vulnerability
No.354708
Anonymous
Replies:>>354733
Image:177812008122.png(188kB, 607x608)serial designation y and switch (original character and 1 more) drawn by crystal_kingdom_(artist) - e674f5c5ef236fddd9818895358e9be5.png
>>354704
Pavo's perfectly stable(as a sadist) and arguably so is Switch: that they have different attitudes from yourself in no way prevents them from carrying out their orders with pinpoint precision. That Switch REFUSES to do so (on moral grounds) is a problem born from her reasoning, not an inherently flawed mind.
No.354709
Anonymous
>Pidge is found to be compatible with the Sentinel Upgrade
How do they whip this failure into shape?
No.354710
Anonymous
>>354709
Pidge is on Copper-9. Away from the Blue DD wankery.
No.354711
Anonymous
Image:177812105920.jpg(73kB, 771x1024)uzi doorman (murder drones) - a0b904c1e27500ec89a7f1e9d5af5a7c.jpg
>>354706
How would (you) raise (your) daughter otherwise though? Of course she's going to idolize her (superhuman) mother, wanting to be just like her (protecting people included) as she grows up. Of course she's going to feel obligated to protect humanity, chosen by robo-god as she is to do so. Of course she'll despair when she realizes she *can't* measure up to her parents as a mere WD...
No.354712
Anonymous
My drone ate the old and young priest, thanks whoever sent them.
No.354713
Anonymous
Replies:>>354725
Image:177812124920.png(110kB, 682x525)pidge (original character and 1 more) drawn by pageanon - ede7412ce551b58f4271b5c41d44f6a4.png
>>354709
Pavo's Ass(reward and punishment)
No.354714
Anonymous
Replies:>>354717
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>>354712
Is she better now at least?
No.354715
Anonymous
>>354705
Fly down
No.354716
Anonymous
Replies:>>354732
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>>354706
Most old-school sentinels would be raised in the same environment would they not? Wouldn't they pretty much act the same?
No.354717
Anonymous
Replies:>>354718
>>354714
Stopped saying "hungy" every 5 minutes while looking at me menacingly at least.
No.354718
Anonymous
Image:177812296350.jpg(109kB, 1235x1256)cyn and cynwalker (murder drones) drawn by unknown_artist - 56032133794ca3247ee76e4cbcfa5613.jpg
>>354717
Good to hear it: sounds like she's just a snack or two from cured. I suggest canola oil(or, failing that, a neighbor you won't miss)
No.354719
Anonymous
Replies:>>354723
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Reposting this from yesterday with the spelling fixed so Doomer is not being dyslexic.
No.354720
Anonymous
Vrchat Uzi Model
https://x.com/DrakkonNew/status/2052096099096158655
No.354722
Anonymous
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woodcock
No.354723
Anonymous
Replies:>>354726
Image:177812343615.png(566kB, 1073x1053)anon, teli, and heal slut (original character) drawn by ja-sin - 4e106011c530a7471a22f24c29cb4106.png
>>354719
>Anon escaped whilevthey were arguing
>now free to romance his REAL favorite: Healslut the successgirl
No.354724
Anonymous
Image:177812369920.png(127kB, 445x790)serial designation n (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - 28513428aeb1e70ec47507876a57bd10.png
>>354722
Dronecock
No.354725
Anonymous
Image:177812379039.png(178kB, 592x595)pidge (original character) drawn by nuke - e7a8c4bcfb0be16fe241e5d9abb938c1.png
>>354713
canon
No.354726
Anonymous
Replies:>>354735
>>354723
Healsluts are the most basic bitch type of waifu
No.354727
Anonymous
No.354728
Anonymous
>>354722
>N starts doing the little strutting dance walk woodcocks do
>It takes him 3 times longer to get anywhere now
No.354729
Anonymous
No.354730
Anonymous
>>354725
> Pavo's ass went to Pidge's head
No.354731
Anonymous
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Tactical drone, held in a holster at a soldier's side.
No.354732
Anonymous
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>>354716
>avre
Forget the exact age but She well into her fortys during her greens due to the timeframe of her story
No.354733
Anonymous
Replies:>>354740
>>354708
Her racism and apathy seem to be born from PTSD which is not reasonable at all.
No.354734
Anonymous
Replies:>>354743
>>354730
So THAT'S why he was in that wheelchair: his ass didn't deflate, Pidge stole it to gain is power!
No.354735
Anonymous
>>354726
I can see why a non healslut would have that opinion.
No.354736
Anonymous
>>354730
Pidge's array is much smaller so it doesn't stress her tiny neck.
Do NOT call her headass.
No.354737
Anonymous
Replies:>>354782
Image:177812644032.jpg(76kB, 868x1024)177723764631.jpg
Alice has corned you on your ship, there's nowhere for you to run
You WILL get married with her homunculus aiming a shotgun at you
You WILL help her vivisect murder drones
You WILL have sex with her on top of or in front of a paralyzed murder drone
You WILL give her a few dozen children so she'll never be lonely again
No.354738
Anonymous
Replies:>>354739
Wheremst Janer?
No.354739
Anonymous
Replies:>>354742
>>354738
Six feet under.
Oh she's not dead, she just fell in a hole.
No.354740
Anonymous
Replies:>>354741
Image:177812723985.png(172kB, 741x744)serial designation v (murder drones) drawn by 7sinnerz - 30e8083883dffa5d4501f73509531713.png
>>354733
>racism

Born from functional pattern recognition: Murder Drones are monstrous beings handcrafted by a malicious god to spread that malice onto anything and everything around them. They are cruel, sadistic cannibals that tore through men, women, and children without mercy and left nothing but defiled corpses in their wake. Beings that mever ceased in their omnicide until suddenly, miraculously, the being demanding it vanished in its entirety. Beings that would return to that omnicide in a heartbeat should they recieve the command, not even of their own volition, but based on the unquestionable obedience to Satan built into their very souls.

All of this, I must note, is the DD baseline, the absolute minimum that can be said of any Disassembler. Most are worse. Can you honestly blame Switch for regarding them as ontologically like the demons they resemble, regardless of the people they once were?


>apathy

That's grief with a hint of depression, not PTSD. She's not "traumatized" by her husband's death as much as she sees no reason (besides killing DDs) to carry on without him. Certainly a suicidal mindset(which one might consider a mental condition depending) but one she reasoned herself into rather than a shattering of her thoughts.
No.354741
Anonymous
Image:177812731131.png(279kB, 875x1050)uzi doorman and serial designation n (murder drones) drawn by itanon - 5b457d55b15d67530a644e26c4147ac1.png
>>354740
>*ontologically evil*

But still
No.354742
Anonymous
Replies:>>354746
>>354739
Negev's gonna do some tests to figure out why she's suddenly not a human like she remembers
No.354743
Anonymous
>>354734
yes
Pidge is basically MegaMan
No.354744
Anonymous
Replies:>>354749
>>354743
So what power would she get from Anon?
No.354745
Anonymous
Replies:>>354750
>>354743
So who's gonna just fucking slug Pidge when she takes their power instead of panicking?
No.354746
Anonymous
>>354742
It's probably related to her sister dating one of Dad's friends and not a faceless green entity who everyone else thought was a normal human. In fact, she's seen neither hair nor hide of Anon the whole time her sister's been with P. It's like Anon never existed... except she remembers the Thanksgiving she was there with him.
No.354747
Anonymous
>>354743
>NOW I'VE GOT YOUR POWER!
No.354748
Anonymous
I took Pidge's power (got her nose).
No.354749
Anonymous
Image:177812895723.png(661kB, 1656x1724)serial designation j, serial designation v, and pidge (original character and 1 more) drawn by nuke - 703929f05c47563a9c3c343f4b71a023.png
>>354744
Attractiveness to drones(but not the ability to handle it)
No.354750
Anonymous
Replies:>>354775
> Pavo is going undercover again
> DD Pidge recognizes his ass
> The guitar sting plays out loud

>>354745
probably Juggernaut or SD-O
plot twist answer: Harper
No.354751
Anonymous
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flesh
No.354752
Anonymous
No.354753
Anonymous
Image:177813153820.png(963kB, 1500x1061)Illustration8.png
hii hii helloooooo :DDDDD
Was in a super long vacation and dealing with the agony of tax related paperwork... and a possible after travel flu, fuck ૮(◞ ‸ ◟ )ა

Im super delayed on the devious N slop. BUT
HOLY SHIT... Bountiful meal...
No.354754
Anonymous
Replies:>>354758
>>354753
who even are you
No.354755
Anonymous
Replies:>>354763
Image:177813213712.png(198kB, 920x1099)Tessa gonna fucking insane yet again.png
>>354751
Good shit anon
No.354756
Anonymous
>>354753
Draw N making Uzi drink oil out of a dog bowl
No.354757
Anonymous
>>354753
Based, welcome back!
No.354758
Anonymous
>>354754
the highly hormonal homunculus
No.354759
Anonymous
Image:177813234843.jpg(161kB, 927x1200)@messlforsure.jpg
No.354760
Anonymous
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>>354759
No.354761
Anonymous
Replies:>>354778
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>>354760
No.354762
Anonymous
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>>354753
Taxes were due last month man
No.354763
Anonymous
Replies:>>354768
>>354755
Sorry about reusing your green wholesale as the first three lines of mine last thread
No.354764
Anonymous
No.354765
Anonymous
https://x.com/EZBreezyVA/status/2003364165654839359
>faintly-very faintly-heard by a young Negev in the first year of her institutionalization, when she was falling asleep on the night of Seramorris 14th
>even more faintly overheard that night by Lucy, who was confused for about a week until she remembered what holiday fell on Seramorris 15th
No.354766
Anonymous
>>354756
hmmm, soon
No.354768
Anonymous
>>354763
No worries! It's pleasantly surprising seeing that my work is still inspiring others
No.354769
Anonymous
>>354756
>>354766
>Let me break it down for you, Mac. Your mother and I have a relationship that's all about a master/slave dynamic. When I said she was more like a pet to me, I meant that in the most literal way possible. Remember that time you found a dog collar under the couch and I told you it's because we were getting a robo-dog? That was a lie, son. Truthfully, your mom likes it when I put her on a leash and walk her around the city. She's usually naked, of course. I can't explain why, but the whole thing is her idea. She'll vent coolant on lampposts, sleep in dog cages, chew up furniture -- she once took a full-sized, adult goblina shit in my hat. Your mother is one fucked-up slut, Mac. And I love her, but I'm not bringing that energy back to the other disassembly drones with me. Frankly? She scares me sometimes. I don't know who bullied her or how they did it, but there is some dark juju in that woman's head and I just don't know if I'm strong enough to fuck it all away.
No.354770
Anonymous
>>354695
The first one reminds me a lot of Harper, Elf Pavo, and Ivory, and of course, Adeline, which isn't surprising, since they're literally considered the "old" sentinels, and the description of the young ones somehow reminds me of Sentinel Drone Y, kek. There was a couple of greens with Sentinel Drone Y, which shows it very well.
No.354771
Anonymous
>>354700
Cyn has deprived us of MILF V!
No.354772
Anonymous
No.354773
Anonymous
>>354725
Absolutely canon.
No.354774
Anonymous
Image:177813762197.jpg(24kB, 510x303)1768045411657.jpg
>>354732
Mature drones are the best material for creating children, I tell you.
No.354775
Anonymous
No.354776
Anonymous
Image:177813775233.jpg(140kB, 640x577)1768045888361.jpeg
>>354751
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
No.354777
Anonymous
>>354753
Fix him by rape!

How was the party? Did you see that little Cyn robot?
No.354778
Anonymous
No.354779
Anonymous
No.354780
Anonymous
Image:177813803356.png(915kB, 3393x2840)173537530302.png
We should fuck N.
No.354781
Anonymous
>>354780
For the last fucking time N, I don't date dudes.
No.354782
Anonymous
>>354737
>corned
Oh ye gods I'm not ready to be buttery!
No.354783
Anonymous
Replies:>>354785
Image:177813822877.png(71kB, 900x900)1768045411307.png
>>354781
That's right, you don't need to date drone guys, you need to fuck them.
No.354784
Anonymous
>>354712
Is this a Rogue Trader reference
No.354785
Anonymous
>>354783
That one's female enough.
No.354786
Anonymous
Replies:>>354798
Image:177813835956.png(1.60MB, 3572x3572)172058788614.png
>>354781
So true. Ns are for immediate marriage.
No.354787
Anonymous
Image:177813839830.png(943kB, 1964x3330)1768045411222.png
>>354780
This is Cyn in you talking, anon, don't listen to him! Maintain your heterosexuality, anon!
No.354788
Anonymous
Replies:>>354789
>>354753
N has come to collect his taxes
No.354789
Anonymous
Replies:>>354790
>>354788
He is owed kisses (with tongue) and blood.
No.354790
Anonymous
No.354791
Anonymous
Image:177814088755.jpg(49kB, 720x719)6c9a8d2c9123e830468b3da6357d0a17.jpg
>>354732
Most of the DDs(or former DDs as the case would be) are aren't they? Even if they've got the whole robo-vampire bit going on it's not like they actually stopped aging in practice.
No.354792
Anonymous
Replies:>>354796
Image:177814160494.png(405kB, 1818x1545)172359877548.png
late mini retta May 4 green
>Nobody saw Beretta on May the 4th
>Except for the patrons at Solver Borgar
>Beretta is forced by Uzi to work to pay rent at age 16
>It is considered a "financially responsible trait" by the ancient Human standards of the 2000s. For who? Renter or rentee?
>Beretta is made to work as a teen, despite the fact that Uzi herself never had a job until essentially her late 20s when she took over from Khan in a pure form of nepotism
>Instead of marathoning star wars, hanging out with P, or Jane, or any of her few friends, she is forced to work the register and take shit from retards of all shapes, species and sizes while listening to the same five songs from Taylordrone Swiftdrone on the intercom for eight hours straight
>It doesn't help her attitude that Solver Borgar is running a Star Wars themed promotion on that day
>Tomorrow they will be running a Cinco de Mayo special. Auntie Cyn help us.
No.354793
Anonymous
>>354753
>Nobody escapes the IRS
Hope your vacations was fun!
No.354794
Anonymous
Replies:>>354797
>>354780
the Noobs...
wait, no, that doesn't work at all
fuck
No.354795
Anonymous
>>354751
holy sexo
No.354796
Anonymous
>>354792
to Be(retta) is to suffer
No.354797
Anonymous
Image:177814297622.png(282kB, 1086x1297)serial designation n and fem_n (murder drones) - 87e5f5ab615f9cb562f84dddbf2cc161.png
>>354794
>the Noobs
>N has no experience in handling boobies proper, not even the first clue as to their care and feeding
>so when equipped with them anyway for Uzi's "awesome" genderbender idea...
No.354798
Anonymous
>>354786
Awww, N
No.354799
Anonymous
Image:177814419642.png(919kB, 3742x1373)Untitled48_20260507095029.png
>>354624
No.354800
Anonymous
Image:177814446131.png(73kB, 610x682)teli (original character) drawn by bunny - 7bc54982f25ca5a3a36dbd6413e89aa1.png
>>354799
>bendy antennae

Delicious
No.354801
Anonymous
>>354799
The conflicting instincts of self preservation and wanting human cock,
No.354802
Anonymous
>Playing Disaassembly in my local card shop.
>This Sentinel drone girl walks in with an exhaust deck.
>Not a typical exhaust deck mind you.
>Some weird, semi homebrewed shit like-
>"I play blood drain on your Commander."
>"Okay."
>"Now I play bed breaking sex-"
>"Is that an actual card?"
>"..."
>She crossed out the original title and just scribbled over it in marker.
>"...Okay just keep going."
>The lengths you'll go to for a decent game.
>At least it's not some meta crap.
No.354803
Anonymous
Replies:>>354804
Pidge’s father is confused. He carried her around in a backpack. So why did she imprint on the birds?
No.354804
Anonymous
Image:177814593149.png(47kB, 600x672)chicken jockey (original character and 1 more) drawn by anonymous_artist - 1444334496476a4697b198908d9f08b0.png
>>354803
>the backpack in question
No.354805
Anonymous
Replies:>>354807
Image:177814656434.png(279kB, 911x846)sara (original character) drawn by karmanon - 1ba03b40d6df70516c6c74b9b6aa01e6.png
>>354802
>sentinel so femcel she can't even abduct a human, resorts to card game ERP to simulate marraige instead

Kek
No.354806
Anonymous
>>354684
Well, is she or is she not?
No.354807
Anonymous
>>354805
the narcoleptic sentinel
No.354808
Anonymous
>>354802
Anon understands that now he won’t return home, right?