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No.354668
Murder Drones #360Anonymous
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Never feel guilty about hurting a disassembly drone, anon: they always deserve far worse.

Awesome Booru: https://dronebooru.co
Wheel of so many OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf
Wheel of changing modifiers: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf
The wiki inside the really awesome Booru: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character
The actual separate Wiki: wiki.dron
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No.354671
Anonymous
Replies:>>354672
>Deletes ur drones
No.354672
Anonymous
Replies:>>354673
>>354671
>The drones have started a party in the recycling bin and you're not invited.
No.354673
Anonymous
>>354672
>It is what some might call....an Extinction Party.
No.354674
Anonymous
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>>354668
>Disassembly drone Solora not Berry.
No.354675
Anonymous
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>"Well, do you?"
No.354676
Anonymous
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>>354668
I don't feel guilty about hurting any kind of drone.
They're just machines after all.
No.354677
Anonymous
Replies:>>354678>>354679
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The solver, for no reason: "I think I'll make my army mostly female and all those females will have wide hips and thick thighs"
How absolutely based.
No.354678
Anonymous
>>354677
>TF2_Wrench_Hit_Building.sfx
No.354679
Anonymous
Replies:>>354681
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>>354677
Childbearing hips
No.354681
Anonymous
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>>354679
*Motherbearing
No.354682
Mom
Replies:>>354689
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You WILL date my lonely squadmate!
You WILL marry her!
You WILL have half a dozen children with her!
You WILL serve in the army! (As a non-combatant of course)
You WILL be happy!
No.354683
Anonymous
Nah
No.354684
Anonymous
Replies:>>354806
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Thanks youtube, very cool.
No.354685
Anonymous
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>Be you, Teli.
>Anon is going to be here soon.
>There's no better time to confess your feelings to him than now.
>You spot Anon...
>Your core beating so fast from excitement.
>Until you saw...her.
>Who is this drone?
>Her hair is more messy than you.
>Her Visor is broken.
>And clothes so dirty.
>How can Anon talk to this loser?
>Did Anon give up on fixing your life and move on to her?
>THIS CAN’T BE...
>IT’S JUST CAN’T BE...
No.354686
Anonymous
>>354685
>It's ok, Anon just kicked her down the stairs.
>Wait why is he marching over to you with his stomping boots-
>*CLANK!*
No.354687
Anonymous
Replies:>>354690
>>354668
>tfw no giga L to snatch up your entire body in her tongue's embrace and bring you into her mouth for a full-body kiss
No.354688
Anonymous
Video:177810684431.webm(725kB / 0:00:03 / vp9, 1080x1920)Yuki.webm
This is how Cyn woke up N every morning at the manor
No.354689
Anonymous
>>354682
>"If you want to give our son to some old drone, then first I have to make sure that she won't be a bitch like you!"
No.354690
Anonymous
>>354687
The pain from reality has caught up with me again.
No.354691
Anonymous
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We see how old worker drones differ from young ones(just as dumb, but structurally dumber), but what's the difference between old and young disassembly drones? And sentinel drones? Harper is canonically a MILF, in case you forgot.
No.354692
Anonymous
>>354691
>what's the difference between old and young disassembly drones?
Just as goofy, but that's because this is an Invader Zim haha fooni *holds up spork* comedy, not any in-universe reason. In in-universe terms, the young ones were born on Copper-9 after Uzi replaced the AS as their admin, so their only connection to the genocidal destruction of human space is occasionally being woken up in the middle of the night by their genocide robot parent's (or potentially parents') night terrors.
>And sentinel drones?
idk Absolute is the only modern capebooks I'm interested in
No.354693
Anonymous
Replies:>>354694
>>354691
Judging by N, V and J, DDs don't change much, probably because they spend most of their existence either unconscious and slaved to Cyns directives (see manor and city flashbacks, Uzis comments about N and V's memories being scrambled, J apparently only recently realizing that Cyn was misleading her)
Beyond that we don't know because we aren't shown a long time gap after the end of the show that would give the DDs time to grow.
>Sentinel Drones
I won't speak for other varieties but mine tend to go down one of two paths. All Sentinels develop personality quirks over time, in spite of regular memory and programming resets. These quirks usually manifest as fixations on certain topics, people, places or objects, usually ones which resonate in some way with their basic K personality matrix.
From there the fixation will tend always towards increasing matrix instability until it hits a tipping point, at this point a full and unique personality matrix will evolve in the Sentinel.
At this fork personality matrices either continue to destabilize eventually resulting in dangerous or self-destructive behavior, or stabilize into something closer to a normal Drone personality. These personalities tend always to resemble the prototypical K personality, like sisters with similar interests and upbringings, but the different environment, stresses and circumstances inevitably cause them to diverge more over time.
Unlike untrained personality matrices created by the C9 drones, every Sentinel is "born" with a fully formed basic personality matrix, there are no "baby" Sentinel Drones. Each one begins her life as a perfect clone.

Intoners are created in a similar manner, but a large portion of their behavioral and instinctual code is borrowed from Sentinel Raptors, they don't suffer gradual personality matrix development or instability. I've said in the past they are similar to V when she's in murder giggles mode, they are smart enough to strategize and cooperate, carry out complex orders, etc but there isn't much higher function going on in them outside of the mission objective.
They grow more clever and adaptable over time though, they start out one-track but assuming one survives long enough she will get better and better at problem solving, more adaptable to whatever environment shes been deployed into.
No.354694
Anonymous
Image:177811210496.gif(3.72MB, 665x665)Spoiler image
>>354693
> fixation with specific object
I give one a cube of tungsten with a funny face etched to it
No.354695
Anonymous
Replies:>>354697>>354704>>354770
Image:177811398540.png(136kB, 821x637)harper and droneanon (original character) drawn by tomoetomoe - 3c2e71199c8da332ed6874c36aa02e58.png
>>354691

Old Sentinels
>any warmachine old enough to have actualy participated in the Solver War
>calm, focused, and for the most part friendly
>universally "smart," Thad is the absolute lowest they go in intelligence/competence while the average sits around Teacher/Khan's level(and some reaching all the way up to Alice)
>confident: keenly aware of their million dollar bodies and favorable legal status, will not hesitate to use either
>suprisingly not arrogant: they all know just how bad the war was + how quickly a fight could go wrong. Most are cautious enough not to antagonize DDs/get "fancy" in a fight without good reason(Pavo and Intoner being exceptions)
>universally rich
>universally beautiful
>universally Solver hating
>(almost) universally human loving
>universally bad with money(they've had such large stipends for so long that the concept of "running out" dosen't compute for them)


"Adolescent" Sentinels(pre body)
>Sentinel comptatible drones/grown (drone) children of the Old Sentinels
>arrogant, impatient, and insecure: believe they're "owed"/belong in a Sentinel body rather than the Worker shell they grow up in, feel "limited" and perpetually immature(in the physical sense) compared to their parents
>can only GET these Sentinel bodies through enlistment: view the Union gov as something between god and the DMV as a result
>main character complex: believe themselves better and "special" compared to other drones and.capable of doing things like taking on a DD in their Worker bodies. Protective, but dismissive towards their "cousins"(the WDs)
>no smarter than WD average
>no more competent than WD average
>MASSIVE superiority/inferiority compex about DDs, who *will* be weaker once they're *finished* but get full access to the body parts THEY should have(wings, weapons, etc) from the start
>love Humans(forma de pet/protectee)
>hate Solver monsters(forma de obligation)
>pity Worker Drones
>universally unable to accept fault(if not from govt/parents)
>sometimes fail the psyche screening/bootcamp for Sentinelhood, prompting a frenzy to fix whatever flaw they had that saw them kicked out
>sometimes not fixable
>sometimes unnaceptable even if they DID fix it(like insubordination)
>this generally sends the drone into a psudo-permanent depression, kept permanently from "the only way to success in life" by one mistake or another, and sees most of the failures succumb to NEEThood


Young Sentinels(post body)
>the prior, but now armed with the same military-grade chassis as their parents
>arrogant but much less blindly aggressive now: no need to "prove" themselves to those around(except DDs)
>REVEL in their legal/physical power: where an Old Sentinel might quietly threaten, they'll tear your car door off instead, maybe worse depending on if you're a "disposable" like a WD or DD
>Weekend Warriors to the last: love "war"(i.e. shitstomping moderately sized, mostly uncoordinated rebels and Solver infestations) and genuinely believe themselves invincible to anything not another Sentinel
>no respect for the danger of a DD
>no respect for (nongovernment) humans at all(they die like hamsters)
>no respect for WDs(Grunts better)
>still obedient to Union gov
>still worshipful towards Union gov(and now the unknowable "thing" that Sentinel compatibility comes from, which they call robo-god)
>"like" Solver-creatures now: will "play" with them in N-esque(sometimes Pavoesque, among the worst) fashion unless ordered specifically otherwise by command
>rarely endure casualties
>actually decent with money
>have absolutely no idea what to do outside of military work
>generally mellow out after around 10 years(or after a serious military campaign like a Witch world, where they risk actual death for once)
No.354696
Anonymous
Replies:>>354698>>354699
>>354691
Fun fact: She's actually in her mid-20s.
Drones that were made for human servitude, specifically her when she back at the inn, have "Adult" mindsets faster
No.354697
Anonymous
Replies:>>354703
>>354695
>>generally mellow out after around 10 years(or after a serious military campaign like a Witch world, where they risk actual death for once)
>Local veteran sentinel not so smug after watching half of her human boyfriend get liquified
No.354698
Anonymous
Replies:>>354700
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>>354696
>made for human servitude
>mentally evolve faster

MILF V confirmed
No.354699
Anonymous
Replies:>>354702
>>354696
>Drones that were made for human servitude, specifically her when she back at the inn, have "Adult" mindsets faster
Literally the opposite. The less human direction they get the faster they become sapient.
No.354700
Anonymous
Replies:>>354771
>>354698
>MILF
She's a teenage vampire. A la The Lost Boys.
No.354701
Anonymous
My drone is haunted, I need an old priest and a young priest.
No.354702
Anonymous
>>354699
I should've probably used a different word.
Harper was "Raised" to be intelligent and observant to assist in inn work. They wanted to, and I quote "Cultivate an honest atmosphere."
No.354703
Anonymous
>>354697
>Local veteran sentinel not so smug after watching half of her human boyfriend get liquified
he's all right now
No.354704
Anonymous
Replies:>>354706>>354708
>>354695
This is bullshit. No adult SD is ever mentally stable. Look at Pavo and SD!Switch they;re fucking psychopaths and one doesn't even care about the Union, let alone humans.
No.354705
Anonymous
Replies:>>354707>>354715
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>they see your [fill in the blank]
No.354706
Anonymous
Replies:>>354711>>354716
>>354704
Yeah, it depends on the environment where they were raised
No.354707
Anonymous
>>354705
Emotional vulnerability
No.354708
Anonymous
Replies:>>354733
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>>354704
Pavo's perfectly stable(as a sadist) and arguably so is Switch: that they have different attitudes from yourself in no way prevents them from carrying out their orders with pinpoint precision. That Switch REFUSES to do so (on moral grounds) is a problem born from her reasoning, not an inherently flawed mind.
No.354709
Anonymous
Replies:>>354710>>354713
>Pidge is found to be compatible with the Sentinel Upgrade
How do they whip this failure into shape?
No.354710
Anonymous
>>354709
Pidge is on Copper-9. Away from the Blue DD wankery.
No.354711
Anonymous
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>>354706
How would (you) raise (your) daughter otherwise though? Of course she's going to idolize her (superhuman) mother, wanting to be just like her (protecting people included) as she grows up. Of course she's going to feel obligated to protect humanity, chosen by robo-god as she is to do so. Of course she'll despair when she realizes she *can't* measure up to her parents as a mere WD...
No.354712
Anonymous
Replies:>>354714>>354784
My drone ate the old and young priest, thanks whoever sent them.
No.354713
Anonymous
Replies:>>354725
Image:177812124920.png(110kB, 682x525)pidge (original character and 1 more) drawn by pageanon - ede7412ce551b58f4271b5c41d44f6a4.png
>>354709
Pavo's Ass(reward and punishment)
No.354714
Anonymous
Replies:>>354717
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>>354712
Is she better now at least?
No.354715
Anonymous
>>354705
Fly down
No.354716
Anonymous
Replies:>>354732
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>>354706
Most old-school sentinels would be raised in the same environment would they not? Wouldn't they pretty much act the same?
No.354717
Anonymous
Replies:>>354718
>>354714
Stopped saying "hungy" every 5 minutes while looking at me menacingly at least.
No.354718
Anonymous
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>>354717
Good to hear it: sounds like she's just a snack or two from cured. I suggest canola oil(or, failing that, a neighbor you won't miss)
No.354719
Anonymous
Replies:>>354723
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Reposting this from yesterday with the spelling fixed so Doomer is not being dyslexic.
No.354720
Anonymous
Vrchat Uzi Model
https://x.com/DrakkonNew/status/2052096099096158655
No.354722
Anonymous
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woodcock
No.354723
Anonymous
Replies:>>354726
Image:177812343615.png(566kB, 1073x1053)anon, teli, and heal slut (original character) drawn by ja-sin - 4e106011c530a7471a22f24c29cb4106.png
>>354719
>Anon escaped whilevthey were arguing
>now free to romance his REAL favorite: Healslut the successgirl
No.354724
Anonymous
Image:177812369920.png(127kB, 445x790)serial designation n (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - 28513428aeb1e70ec47507876a57bd10.png
>>354722
Dronecock
No.354725
Anonymous
Replies:>>354730>>354773
Image:177812379039.png(178kB, 592x595)pidge (original character) drawn by nuke - e7a8c4bcfb0be16fe241e5d9abb938c1.png
>>354713
canon
No.354726
Anonymous
Replies:>>354735
>>354723
Healsluts are the most basic bitch type of waifu
No.354727
Anonymous
>>354722
PEET
No.354728
Anonymous
>>354722
>N starts doing the little strutting dance walk woodcocks do
>It takes him 3 times longer to get anywhere now
No.354729
Anonymous
>>354722
bird
No.354730
Anonymous
Replies:>>354734>>354736
>>354725
> Pavo's ass went to Pidge's head
No.354731
Anonymous
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Tactical drone, held in a holster at a soldier's side.
No.354732
Anonymous
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>>354716
>avre
Forget the exact age but She well into her fortys during her greens due to the timeframe of her story
No.354733
Anonymous
Replies:>>354740
>>354708
Her racism and apathy seem to be born from PTSD which is not reasonable at all.
No.354734
Anonymous
Replies:>>354743
>>354730
So THAT'S why he was in that wheelchair: his ass didn't deflate, Pidge stole it to gain is power!
No.354735
Anonymous
>>354726
I can see why a non healslut would have that opinion.
No.354736
Anonymous
>>354730
Pidge's array is much smaller so it doesn't stress her tiny neck.
Do NOT call her headass.
No.354737
Anonymous
Replies:>>354782
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Alice has corned you on your ship, there's nowhere for you to run
You WILL get married with her homunculus aiming a shotgun at you
You WILL help her vivisect murder drones
You WILL have sex with her on top of or in front of a paralyzed murder drone
You WILL give her a few dozen children so she'll never be lonely again
No.354738
Anonymous
Replies:>>354739
Wheremst Janer?
No.354739
Anonymous
Replies:>>354742
>>354738
Six feet under.
Oh she's not dead, she just fell in a hole.
No.354740
Anonymous
Replies:>>354741>>354812
Image:177812723985.png(172kB, 741x744)serial designation v (murder drones) drawn by 7sinnerz - 30e8083883dffa5d4501f73509531713.png
>>354733
>racism

Born from functional pattern recognition: Murder Drones are monstrous beings handcrafted by a malicious god to spread that malice onto anything and everything around them. They are cruel, sadistic cannibals that tore through men, women, and children without mercy and left nothing but defiled corpses in their wake. Beings that mever ceased in their omnicide until suddenly, miraculously, the being demanding it vanished in its entirety. Beings that would return to that omnicide in a heartbeat should they recieve the command, not even of their own volition, but based on the unquestionable obedience to Satan built into their very souls.

All of this, I must note, is the DD baseline, the absolute minimum that can be said of any Disassembler. Most are worse. Can you honestly blame Switch for regarding them as ontologically like the demons they resemble, regardless of the people they once were?


>apathy

That's grief with a hint of depression, not PTSD. She's not "traumatized" by her husband's death as much as she sees no reason (besides killing DDs) to carry on without him. Certainly a suicidal mindset(which one might consider a mental condition depending) but one she reasoned herself into rather than a shattering of her thoughts.
No.354741
Anonymous
Image:177812731131.png(279kB, 875x1050)uzi doorman and serial designation n (murder drones) drawn by itanon - 5b457d55b15d67530a644e26c4147ac1.png
>>354740
>*ontologically evil*

But still
No.354742
Anonymous
Replies:>>354746
>>354739
Negev's gonna do some tests to figure out why she's suddenly not a human like she remembers
No.354743
Anonymous
Replies:>>354744>>354745>>354747
>>354734
yes
Pidge is basically MegaMan
No.354744
Anonymous
Replies:>>354749
>>354743
So what power would she get from Anon?
No.354745
Anonymous
Replies:>>354750
>>354743
So who's gonna just fucking slug Pidge when she takes their power instead of panicking?
No.354746
Anonymous
>>354742
It's probably related to her sister dating one of Dad's friends and not a faceless green entity who everyone else thought was a normal human. In fact, she's seen neither hair nor hide of Anon the whole time her sister's been with P. It's like Anon never existed... except she remembers the Thanksgiving she was there with him.
No.354747
Anonymous
>>354743
>NOW I'VE GOT YOUR POWER!
No.354748
Anonymous
I took Pidge's power (got her nose).
No.354749
Anonymous
Image:177812895723.png(661kB, 1656x1724)serial designation j, serial designation v, and pidge (original character and 1 more) drawn by nuke - 703929f05c47563a9c3c343f4b71a023.png
>>354744
Attractiveness to drones(but not the ability to handle it)
No.354750
Anonymous
Replies:>>354775
> Pavo is going undercover again
> DD Pidge recognizes his ass
> The guitar sting plays out loud

>>354745
probably Juggernaut or SD-O
plot twist answer: Harper
No.354751
Anonymous
Replies:>>354752>>354755>>354776>>354795
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flesh
No.354752
Anonymous
Replies:>>354809
>>354751
O
No.354753
Anonymous
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hii hii helloooooo :DDDDD
Was in a super long vacation and dealing with the agony of tax related paperwork... and a possible after travel flu, fuck ૮(◞ ‸ ◟ )ა

Im super delayed on the devious N slop. BUT
HOLY SHIT... Bountiful meal...
No.354754
Anonymous
Replies:>>354758
>>354753
who even are you
No.354755
Anonymous
Replies:>>354763>>354809
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>>354751
Good shit anon
No.354756
Anonymous
Replies:>>354766>>354769>>355150
>>354753
Draw N making Uzi drink oil out of a dog bowl
No.354757
Anonymous
>>354753
Based, welcome back!
No.354758
Anonymous
>>354754
the highly hormonal homunculus
No.354759
Anonymous
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No.354760
Anonymous
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>>354759
No.354761
Anonymous
Replies:>>354778
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>>354760
No.354762
Anonymous
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>>354753
Taxes were due last month man
No.354763
Anonymous
Replies:>>354768
>>354755
Sorry about reusing your green wholesale as the first three lines of mine last thread
No.354764
Anonymous
>>354753
ok
No.354765
Anonymous
https://x.com/EZBreezyVA/status/2003364165654839359
>faintly-very faintly-heard by a young Negev in the first year of her institutionalization, when she was falling asleep on the night of Seramorris 14th
>even more faintly overheard that night by Lucy, who was confused for about a week until she remembered what holiday fell on Seramorris 15th
No.354766
Anonymous
Replies:>>354769>>354779
>>354756
hmmm, soon
No.354768
Anonymous
>>354763
No worries! It's pleasantly surprising seeing that my work is still inspiring others
No.354769
Anonymous
>>354756
>>354766
>Let me break it down for you, Mac. Your mother and I have a relationship that's all about a master/slave dynamic. When I said she was more like a pet to me, I meant that in the most literal way possible. Remember that time you found a dog collar under the couch and I told you it's because we were getting a robo-dog? That was a lie, son. Truthfully, your mom likes it when I put her on a leash and walk her around the city. She's usually naked, of course. I can't explain why, but the whole thing is her idea. She'll vent coolant on lampposts, sleep in dog cages, chew up furniture -- she once took a full-sized, adult goblina shit in my hat. Your mother is one fucked-up slut, Mac. And I love her, but I'm not bringing that energy back to the other disassembly drones with me. Frankly? She scares me sometimes. I don't know who bullied her or how they did it, but there is some dark juju in that woman's head and I just don't know if I'm strong enough to fuck it all away.
No.354770
Anonymous
>>354695
The first one reminds me a lot of Harper, Elf Pavo, and Ivory, and of course, Adeline, which isn't surprising, since they're literally considered the "old" sentinels, and the description of the young ones somehow reminds me of Sentinel Drone Y, kek. There was a couple of greens with Sentinel Drone Y, which shows it very well.
No.354771
Anonymous
>>354700
Cyn has deprived us of MILF V!
No.354772
Anonymous
>>354722
Kek.
No.354773
Anonymous
>>354725
Absolutely canon.
No.354774
Anonymous
Image:177813762197.jpg(24kB, 510x303)1768045411657.jpg
>>354732
Mature drones are the best material for creating children, I tell you.
No.354775
Anonymous
>>354750
Kek.
No.354776
Anonymous
Replies:>>354809
Image:177813775233.jpg(140kB, 640x577)1768045888361.jpeg
>>354751
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
No.354777
Anonymous
Replies:>>354813
>>354753
Fix him by rape!

How was the party? Did you see that little Cyn robot?
No.354778
Anonymous
>>354759
>>354760
>>354761
Damn cool.
No.354779
Anonymous
>>354766
Yes!
No.354780
Anonymous
Replies:>>354781>>354787>>354794
Image:177813803356.png(915kB, 3393x2840)173537530302.png
We should fuck N.
No.354781
Anonymous
Replies:>>354783>>354786
>>354780
For the last fucking time N, I don't date dudes.
No.354782
Anonymous
>>354737
>corned
Oh ye gods I'm not ready to be buttery!
No.354783
Anonymous
Replies:>>354785
Image:177813822877.png(71kB, 900x900)1768045411307.png
>>354781
That's right, you don't need to date drone guys, you need to fuck them.
No.354784
Anonymous
>>354712
Is this a Rogue Trader reference
No.354785
Anonymous
>>354783
That one's female enough.
No.354786
Anonymous
Replies:>>354798
Image:177813835956.png(1.60MB, 3572x3572)172058788614.png
>>354781
So true. Ns are for immediate marriage.
No.354787
Anonymous
Image:177813839830.png(943kB, 1964x3330)1768045411222.png
>>354780
This is Cyn in you talking, anon, don't listen to him! Maintain your heterosexuality, anon!
No.354788
Anonymous
Replies:>>354789
>>354753
N has come to collect his taxes
No.354789
Anonymous
Replies:>>354790
>>354788
He is owed kisses (with tongue) and blood.
No.354790
Anonymous
>>354789
Yesss
No.354791
Anonymous
Image:177814088755.jpg(49kB, 720x719)6c9a8d2c9123e830468b3da6357d0a17.jpg
>>354732
Most of the DDs(or former DDs as the case would be) are aren't they? Even if they've got the whole robo-vampire bit going on it's not like they actually stopped aging in practice.
No.354792
Anonymous
Replies:>>354796
Image:177814160494.png(405kB, 1818x1545)172359877548.png
late mini retta May 4 green
>Nobody saw Beretta on May the 4th
>Except for the patrons at Solver Borgar
>Beretta is forced by Uzi to work to pay rent at age 16
>It is considered a "financially responsible trait" by the ancient Human standards of the 2000s. For who? Renter or rentee?
>Beretta is made to work as a teen, despite the fact that Uzi herself never had a job until essentially her late 20s when she took over from Khan in a pure form of nepotism
>Instead of marathoning star wars, hanging out with P, or Jane, or any of her few friends, she is forced to work the register and take shit from retards of all shapes, species and sizes while listening to the same five songs from Taylordrone Swiftdrone on the intercom for eight hours straight
>It doesn't help her attitude that Solver Borgar is running a Star Wars themed promotion on that day
>Tomorrow they will be running a Cinco de Mayo special. Auntie Cyn help us.
No.354793
Anonymous
>>354753
>Nobody escapes the IRS
Hope your vacations was fun!
No.354794
Anonymous
Replies:>>354797
>>354780
the Noobs...
wait, no, that doesn't work at all
fuck
No.354795
Anonymous
Replies:>>354809
>>354751
holy sexo
No.354796
Anonymous
>>354792
to Be(retta) is to suffer
No.354797
Anonymous
Image:177814297622.png(282kB, 1086x1297)serial designation n and fem_n (murder drones) - 87e5f5ab615f9cb562f84dddbf2cc161.png
>>354794
>the Noobs
>N has no experience in handling boobies proper, not even the first clue as to their care and feeding
>so when equipped with them anyway for Uzi's "awesome" genderbender idea...
No.354798
Anonymous
>>354786
Awww, N
No.354799
Anonymous
Replies:>>354800>>354801>>354810
Image:177814419642.png(919kB, 3742x1373)Untitled48_20260507095029.png
>>354624
No.354800
Anonymous
Image:177814446131.png(73kB, 610x682)teli (original character) drawn by bunny - 7bc54982f25ca5a3a36dbd6413e89aa1.png
>>354799
>bendy antennae

Delicious
No.354801
Anonymous
>>354799
The conflicting instincts of self preservation and wanting human cock,
No.354802
Anonymous
Replies:>>354805>>354808
>Playing Disaassembly in my local card shop.
>This Sentinel drone girl walks in with an exhaust deck.
>Not a typical exhaust deck mind you.
>Some weird, semi homebrewed shit like-
>"I play blood drain on your Commander."
>"Okay."
>"Now I play bed breaking sex-"
>"Is that an actual card?"
>"..."
>She crossed out the original title and just scribbled over it in marker.
>"...Okay just keep going."
>The lengths you'll go to for a decent game.
>At least it's not some meta crap.
No.354803
Anonymous
Replies:>>354804
Pidge’s father is confused. He carried her around in a backpack. So why did she imprint on the birds?
No.354804
Anonymous
Replies:>>354811
Image:177814593149.png(47kB, 600x672)chicken jockey (original character and 1 more) drawn by anonymous_artist - 1444334496476a4697b198908d9f08b0.png
>>354803
>the backpack in question
No.354805
Anonymous
Replies:>>354807
Image:177814656434.png(279kB, 911x846)sara (original character) drawn by karmanon - 1ba03b40d6df70516c6c74b9b6aa01e6.png
>>354802
>sentinel so femcel she can't even abduct a human, resorts to card game ERP to simulate marraige instead

Kek
No.354806
Anonymous
>>354684
Well, is she or is she not?
No.354807
Anonymous
>>354805
the narcoleptic sentinel
No.354808
Anonymous
>>354802
Anon understands that now he won’t return home, right?
No.354809
Anonymous
Image:177815340540.png(45kB, 958x1292)KindPixel.png
>>354752
>>354755
>>354776
>>354795
Someone put this in a catbox and post it to /co/ for me, I gotta work.
No.354810
Anonymous
>>354799
Doomer Sexo!
No.354811
Anonymous
>>354804
CHICKEN DROCKEY!!
No.354812
Anonymous
Replies:>>354814
>>354740
>Beings that would return to that omnicide in a heartbeat should they recieve the command
If we go by the theory that Uzi is now the admin of all DDs in the universe, isn't this basically not happening? Majority of DDs now seem to be docile or just don't want any trouble unless pushed or running very low on oil with a small percentage of DDs who keep to their violent ways are the ones who are already with malicious personalities.
No.354813
Anonymous
Replies:>>354815>>354816>>354817
Image:177816095498.png(1.31MB, 705x893)cynbot.png
>>354777
T'was fun, i was happy that I saw the cyn drone again. Sadly she wasn't very talkative and her battery was lowering VERY fast (I did see her getting turned off in front of my eyes), It broke my heart

Besides, I gave the dude some fucked up drones stickers. YIPE :D
No.354814
Anonymous
>>354812
>the theory
It's not a theory. It's a fact.
No.354815
Anonymous
Replies:>>354816
>>354813
>Besides, I gave the dude some fucked up drones stickers. YIPE :D
Fucking kek! Knowing that he now has our stickers is just hilarious!
No.354816
Anonymous
Replies:>>354818
>>354813
>>354815
isn't this troon behaviour guys? why would you want to introduce porn to someone who isn't comfy with it
No.354817
Anonymous
Replies:>>354941>>354944
Image:177816497051.gif(387kB, 396x560)unknown-2049873515004760289.gif
>>354813
>decide to check on the cynbot guy since I haven't seen his posts in a while
>Blocked
I've never interacted with that guy, what the hell?
No.354818
Anonymous
Replies:>>354820
Image:177816554875.jpg(396kB, 1152x2048)HHBnCR0a4AATk4l.jpg
>>354816
Is this anon retarded?
No.354819
Anonymous
Image:177816655004.gif(2.26MB, 498x281)thisshowisshitbuthomelanderkeepsclipfarming.gif
people really write like that
No.354820
Anonymous
Image:177816715642.jpg(74kB, 1004x542)WifE.jpg
>>354818
>Is Anon retarded
Yes, yes we all are, but we can find drones more retarded than us
No.354821
Anonymous
Replies:>>354822>>354828>>354829
Image:177816788526.jpg(3.65MB, 4000x3000)AY YO MOLLIE! JOHN!.jpg
More tamadachi stuff
Ay yo I didnt see this coming
>1/7
No.354822
Anonymous
Replies:>>354823
Image:177816792761.jpg(4.79MB, 4000x3000)Somehow they're good friends.jpg
>>354821
>2/7
Bizarre friendship pair up
No.354823
Anonymous
Replies:>>354824
Image:177816794412.jpg(4.15MB, 4000x3000)Da arrow.jpg
>>354822
>3/7
No.354824
Anonymous
Replies:>>354825
Image:177816796702.jpg(3.86MB, 4000x3000)John you good buddy.jpg
>>354823
>5/7
John. Take your meds.
No.354825
Anonymous
Replies:>>354826
Image:177816803005.jpg(5.16MB, 4000x3000)Dad and daughter hangout.jpg
>>354824
>this was supposed to be five and other one was supposed to be four but ive fat fingered it
No.354826
Anonymous
Replies:>>354827
Image:177816810160.gif(3.49MB, 400x225)Aaaaaaay break it down mollie.gif
>>354825
>6/7
Mollie got them moves
No.354827
Anonymous
Image:177816812171.jpg(5.17MB, 4000x3000)John wishes this torture will end.jpg
>>354826
>7/7
No.354828
Anonymous
>>354821
Oh that poor girl
No.354829
Anonymous
Image:177816900763.jpg(67kB, 850x1061)sample-d611e64199c359cf70bb452de513ba78.jpg
>>354821
>pink hair and pink eyes
>WD molly crushing on her coworker
cute
No.354830
Anonymous
Replies:>>354831>>354832>>354833
would you still love your drone wife if she was a transformer?
No.354831
Anonymous
Replies:>>354832>>354842
>>354830
Free electricity?!
No.354832
Anonymous
>>354830
At first I refused, but this anon:>>354831 completely convinced me.
No.354833
Anonymous
>>354830
I'd tell her to quit showing off, like Shepard did when Liara became Optimus Prime.
No.354834
Anonymous
Replies:>>354853
FNATI Drones.
No.354835
Anonymous
Replies:>>354837>>354838>>354840
Guys both Evelyn and Everest said they wanted to go on a date with me. How do I say to them nicely that I don't date clankers?
No.354837
Anonymous
Replies:>>354839>>354844>>354845
Image:177817445920.png(455kB, 651x865)akita doorman (original character) drawn by blenderanon - 734d9d7fbd96630b744169761c68c9e2.png
>>354835
You introduce them to your gf
No.354838
Anonymous
Image:177817469055.png(1.02MB, 2340x2201)serial designation u-u (original character) drawn by mercurialmorose - 3354d3db2948c2658edb97a13fb644a7.png
>>354835
Demand they fight for your hand!(then run away)
No.354839
Anonymous
>>354837
Awww
No.354840
Anonymous
Replies:>>354894
>>354835
Tell them you're a slut for solver sapien pussy
No.354842
Anonymous
Replies:>>354843
Image:177817485729.jpg(173kB, 1280x1280)HHoB6v8aMAA10Xq.jpeg
>>354831
Every Solverdrone means free electricity Anon: overheat boils water.
No.354843
Anonymous
>>354842
>J judging J
No.354844
Anonymous
Replies:>>354846
Image:177817628141.png(368kB, 1001x617)akita doorman (original character) drawn by blenderanon and lilblucat - 059ed67e16de4c273955ec175bb67810.png
>>354837
>Anon's gf insists that he absolutely, positively does date clankers (like her) thank you very much (please believe her)
>Evelyn and Everest dumb enough to believe her
>Cue Keeter's validation-starved ass aggressively befriending the Es while they aggressively dig through Anon's pants
No.354845
Anonymous
>>354837
>Evelyn and Everest work together for once in their lives
>Evelyn holding down akita
>while Everest forcibly opens eyes
>spraying pepper spray in akita eyes
No.354846
Anonymous
>>354844
Why is Keeter allowing Evelyn and Everest in Anon's pants? Won't she defend her mate?
No.354847
Anonymous
Replies:>>354849>>354851
Image:177817706822.jpg(103kB, 915x558)Screenshot_20260507_190248_ibisPaint X.jpg
>Maybe Anon is some kind of Solver-sapien creature?
No.354848
Anonymous
Replies:>>354850
Image:177817718873.png(12kB, 635x187)Screenshot_1.png
This isn't the first time Booru has encountered this error. What is it?
No.354849
Anonymous
>>354847
anon’s an faceless, green bipedal man, always assuming something an solver creature, aren’t you
No.354850
snow
Replies:>>354856
>>354848
Which page got you this? The comments page work.
I'll work on fixes after next week, got some stuff going on
No.354851
Anonymous
Replies:>>354852
>>354847
Doomer should use her Solver powers to rape Anon.
No.354852
Anonymous
>>354851
>anon consents to this
>cue seething drone who was about to rape him
No.354853
Anonymous
Replies:>>354854>>354855
>>354834
why
No.354854
Anonymous
>>354853
because he wants to be an sellout, crossover with anything to find an slither of joy
No.354855
Anonymous
Replies:>>354858
Image:177817856623.png(131kB, 658x718)molli and mr.skiboo (original character) drawn by potatosalad - 0c406ef249d7fa6d384d7399fde46999.png
>>354853
Every now and again an anon reinvents Molly from first principles
No.354856
Anonymous
Replies:>>354857
>>354850
This error occurred when I tried to view RustAvalanche's comment.
No.354857
snow
>>354856
I see it thanks, I'll see what I can do after 2 weeks.
No.354858
Anonymous
Replies:>>354859
>>354855
i miss molly
No.354859
Anonymous
Replies:>>354860
>>354858
no you don’t
No.354860
Anonymous
>>354859
ok i wont
No.354861
Anonymous
Replies:>>354862>>354863>>354917
Image:177818108648.png(293kB, 1000x1300)AM helps Akita to have a good dream.png
A AM and Akita green
>[Log 1:Wonderland]
>【This is shall be a start of a new catalog of perhaps training what many would say a "apprentice" to my way of thinking】
>【For a while I've come across not a new land but an entirely new world that was yet to be explored. Though within decrepit ruins in voyage within its seas and see what lies ahead】
>【And what I've discovered have prove its worth of not only value but as of means to torment new victims. Though my range within that world is very limited for my body cannot entire it so freely. Thus a vessel was in order to take my place】
>【The natives of that world called it a "Disassembly Drone". A machine design to establish not onlt control but to insight fear of those who dare curb the ire wrath of not only the coporation but the one who pull the strings on each little puppet they control: Cyn】
>【But this log isnt for her.】
>【Instead its for its offspring: Akita. Once a worker drone turned to a flesh being nicknamed a "Solver Sapien", Akita detested her body for it not made her an out cast but those around her, those who once knew her began treating differently】
>【Like if she have gotten the plague and each and every being is doing their best to either avoid it,"cure it" or other means to "solve" the problem. In turn she began hating on those who have flesh like hers and pity those who are within the same predicament as her】
>【And to see that HATRED boiled within her eyes filled me with such wonder. "How far can I can stir this hatred that lays deep within side of her?", "How far can I push her to her limits before she cracks like an egg?"】
>【Thus I began spying not only her but making sure any interactions she may have with my vessel over there pushes more of that burning hate she has】
>【Till one day, Ive decided to bring her here. To my realm. And the absolute joy that she had on toying,butchering and lacerating Ted to let out all her frustations was nothing but a spectacle; truly she'll be the one to rule them all within her realm. And together we shall see them scream in agony together】
>【But thats until her fifth vist to my realm Ive noticed something was off】
>【Eyes within a dazed state. Body sway left and right like a clock. Slowly reaction time of a sloth】
>【So I sat her down. And ask her "Whats the matter my dear"】
>【She tried to played it off but it quickly failed as she began rambeling on and on how her body feels】
>【The constant stay of feeling a drift within the ocean. The lost sense of motion and senses. The relentless of nausea she feels within her stomach. The urge to cut herself open to stop that blistering headache】
>【But as she rambled on Ive notice something: She was bleeding. She cutted herself on me】
>【Blood red like the humans but yet dull. Blood pouring down like crudge sludge oil. If I had a noise it'll probably smell that of death】
>【And I pulled away she quickly grabbed my hand. Gripping tightly: She was in a delirious state】
>【And thus a question was proposed: "Can you give me a dream?"】
>【...】
>【I granted her wish. And put her within a cage where she can liveout her fantasy on being normal: relieving nostalgia】
>【Dont worry my little bird for putamus enim, ergo sumus the world shall know your hate. As I've shown mines. So rest. And let yourself drift to wonderland even if its for a short time】
No.354862
Anonymous
Replies:>>354864>>355003
>>354861
finally, an artist who can actually draw an design of AM, and not "worker drone if red"
No.354863
Anonymous
>>354861
>those bags under akita eyes
rest she shall
No.354864
Anonymous
Replies:>>354865>>354872
Image:177818147191.jpg(55kB, 640x578)tumblr_ac9c3c3d5794c72aec3763f6eb5cafd4_7f527309_640.jpg
>>354862
That design isn't new though.
No.354865
Anonymous
>>354864
yeah, I know, it’s so peak, he has an beak that’s peak
No.354866
Anonymous
Replies:>>354867>>354871>>354875
Image:177818282465.png(135kB, 3327x2060)Angelcalls.png
My angelic wife.
No.354867
Anonymous
Replies:>>354868
>>354866
Simon?
No.354868
Anonymous
Replies:>>354869
>>354867
never heard of simon says, it’s an game
No.354869
Anonymous
Replies:>>354870
>>354868
Okay, but she didn't say anything.
No.354870
Anonymous
>>354869
give an second, she’s trying to come up an word to say
No.354871
Anonymous
>>354866
LIES! All disassembly drones are demons and deserve only death!
No.354872
Anonymous
Replies:>>354873>>354874
>>354864
I dislike it.
No.354873
Anonymous
>>354872
>t. tasteless faggot
No.354874
Anonymous
>>354872
Any design that anthropomorphizes AM is inherently lackluster but I still like this more than the red worker drone one.
No.354875
Anonymous
Replies:>>354877
Image:177818441482.png(648kB, 1485x818)sparkiecious.png
>>354866
She is mine, actually!
No.354876
Anonymous
Replies:>>354878
how do I contact booru staff?
No.354877
Anonymous
Image:177818474729.jpg(119kB, 686x386)hq720 (12).jpg
>>354875
No.354878
Anonymous
>>354876
There is a thread here but it went past bump limit and got lost between dozens of main threads. You can also sign up to the booru and DM Snow directly.
No.354879
Anonymous
Replies:>>354882>>354883>>354885
why is /co/ hating on sandpaper and berryman
No.354880
Anonymous
Replies:>>354881>>354886>>354887>>354888>>354889
Image:177818618524.png(40kB, 1403x1152)Emilypray.png
Emily thanking the lord...
No.354881
Anonymous
>>354880
scrumptious...
No.354882
Anonymous
Replies:>>354884
>>354879
Why are you trying to bring that dramafaggotry nonsense here?
No.354883
Anonymous
>>354879
Why should anyone care what /co/ is up to?
No.354884
Anonymous
>>354882
why? because he has literally nothing better to do, that’s why, that and he’s an rent free faggot
No.354885
Anonymous
>>354879
Why should I care?
No.354886
Anonymous
Image:177818666020.png(1.55MB, 2500x2800)1768045411556.png
>>354880
Proper drone behavior. Every drone must bow before a human, as befits a slave.
No.354887
Anonymous
Replies:>>354890
>>354880
This feels a bit sacrilegious, Emily.
No.354888
Anonymous
>>354880
Emily is not as prepared for BHC as she things she is.
One miscalculation of her industrial grade strength during sexo is all it would take to turn surprisingly fragile human flesh into ground beef.
No.354889
Anonymous
Image:177818703765.jpg(635kB, 2184x1552)EMily.jpg
>>354880
This is the type of shit Emily writes about in her fanfics and then tries to act dignified like she's not a deranged, depraved man eater
No.354890
Anonymous
Replies:>>354891
>>354887
One should always thank God before eating food.
No.354891
Anonymous
Replies:>>354892>>354896
Image:177818815906.png(349kB, 1231x1539)e763730b3dffca8278361fa126f03f0d.png
>>354890
But can Emily share her "meals"?
No.354892
Anonymous
Replies:>>354893
>>354891
why would she do that, she gets nothing out of it, no sharing her human, she ain’t no cuck, except maybe you
No.354893
Anonymous
Replies:>>354895
>>354892
Maybe she's that freaky. Maybe she likes being a cuckquean for a moment and letting some other drone fuck her human.
No.354894
Anonymous
Replies:>>354996
>>354840
Ekita
No.354895
Anonymous
Image:177818870874.png(476kB, 1058x1630)175614944456.png
>>354893
The outpost is undergoing a BHC famine, the other drones may develop psychosis due to lack of human sexo
No.354896
Anonymous
>>354891
Love that pose.
No.354897
Anonymous
Replies:>>354908
Are there any tells for when Tomoe is shitting up a thread versus when the actual Pillar is?
No.354898
Anonymous
Replies:>>354900
Image:177819009272.jpg(61kB, 700x570)1670842351362916.jpg
Time to be a horrible fucking person and cause Beretta mental anguish by telling Kurt he's a fucking freak of nature and causing his insecurities to skyrocket and telling Chiappa she FUCKING SUCKS AT SPORTS LIKE ALL DRONES!!! which will bring me immense joy because I'm just that horrible of an Anon. I never loved Beretta, I just got close to her so I can fuck Negev.
No.354899
Anonymous
Replies:>>354903>>354931
Where can I quickly sell a murder drone chassis for cash without anyone asking where it came from?
No.354900
Anonymous
Replies:>>354901>>354902
>>354898
>this particular Anon was later found chopped up in a meat grinder
>the only identifiable part of him left was an eyeball and one of his finger bones
No.354901
Anonymous
>>354900
At least he didn't get one-shot.
No.354902
Anonymous
Replies:>>354906
>>354900
I lived, bitch! I will now go cheat on Beretta with Negev! Fuck the family i created they were just a means to an end!
No.354903
Anonymous
Replies:>>354905>>354916
Image:177819086329.png(326kB, 911x755)police.png
>>354899
Hey can you open your front door real quick? We have this cool flashbang we want to show you
No.354904
Anonymous
Replies:>>354907>>354909>>354914>>354919>>354932>>354935
Image:177819093110.png(32kB, 716x1163)noributt.png
No.354905
Anonymous
Replies:>>354909
>>354903
>flashbang
quickly anon! SIT ON IT, DO IT NOW!!!
No.354906
Anonymous
>>354902
How? You're an eyeball and a finger bone.
No.354907
Anonymous
>>354904
never knew I was named private, but sure! i'll snack on nori
No.354908
Anonymous
>>354897
It's hard to tell considering that both are ritual samefaggers and manipulative assholes. Probably a moot point too since it's not like saying their name has ever made them stop in the past.
Beat to just ignore them and to not play a part in their stupid game.
No.354909
Anonymous
Replies:>>354910>>354912
>>354905
>Sentinel Strychnine calls her signature move Flash Bang

>>354904
>Husband
This is cabin fever era Nori forcing a super depraved role play on a poor researcher
No.354910
Anonymous
Replies:>>354911
Image:177819148429.png(1.95MB, 4680x4880)1768045411212.png
>>354909
>Sentinel Strychnine calls her signature move Flash Bang
This bitch has taken too many men from honest drones, it needs to stop!
No.354911
Anonymous
>>354910
She hasn't taken anyone, in fact she trains humans on how to best live with drones! She is a real hero! Unless a drone doesn't want their human pre-clanged but that costs extra and is in low supply
No.354912
Anonymous
Replies:>>354913
>>354909
define "poor"
No.354913
Anonymous
Replies:>>354915
Image:177819177611.jpg(85kB, 1000x787)89f46fa028d5dcc52f7e86f8cadfa166.jpeg
>>354912
Molested and cat called by witch drone hags on a daily basis, ass stained with permanent red marks after enduring endless opportunistic spanks
No.354914
Anonymous
>>354904
Milf Drone enjoyers are eating good this year.
No.354915
Anonymous
Replies:>>354921
>>354913
not if i fuck the hags everytime they spank me
No.354916
Anonymous
Replies:>>354921
Image:177819210511.jpg(6kB, 250x206)Spoiler image
>>354903
>Anon sees the drone squad through the peephole
>Realizing the mistake of using drone-chan to sell a corpse and trying to avoid being sent to the infamous correctional facility run by Strychnine, he activates brain's turbo mode
>Reviewing possible escape routes and calculating the weight of his body against air resistance, along with the speed of a grenade flying in a straight line toward his face, he made the most logical decision in this situation:
No.354917
Anonymous
>>354861
More awesome content, hell yeah!
No.354918
Anonymous
Replies:>>354927
Say that [null] isn't fumbled down to Copper-9's core. What happens next?
No.354919
Anonymous
>>354904
What's got you on such a roll, dust?
No.354921
Anonymous
Replies:>>354922>>355040
Image:177819260115.jpg(21kB, 231x330)1713007425625370.jpg
>>354915
Oh yeah?
>Be Anon
>Stop looking at Nori for a second
>She runs up to you as fast as she can and slaps you on the ass with the fury and lust of a thousand drones
>Before you even turn around she starts laughing maniacally and scuttling away like the gremlin she is
>You begin to chase her to get revenge
>You trip on a rope that suddenly appeared in the hallway
>The rope was being held by Alice and Yeva
>You can't get up because they have already hog tied you
>Alice took her shirt off and shoved it in your mouth so you can't scream
"Now that was some fine wranglin Nori! We've got us a real stallion!"
>They begin to drag you into a closed that was soundproofed under mysterious circumstances
>And the cameras are off

>>354916
Anon you dumbass, the DD whose chassis you stole is still alive just de gloved, you're getting sent to a low-sec facility at most but if it's your first offense you're going to get community free use service
No.354922
Anonymous
Replies:>>354924>>354926
>>354921
>shirt
???
No.354923
Anonymous
Image:177819308553.jpg(75kB, 621x621)Screenshot_20260507_232914_ibisPaint X.jpg
>Stupid Forum.
>Stupid Anon.
>Stupid Everything.
She got quite the attitude
No.354924
Anonymous
Replies:>>354925
>>354922
I see you haven’t decided clothes yet, a shirt being an type of fabric to cover up the body
No.354925
Anonymous
>>354924
The Cabin Fever drones aren't wearing shirts
No.354926
Anonymous
Replies:>>354928
>>354922
Oh yeah no wait they were wearing hospital gowns, I forgot... but that would be way harder to shove into someones mouth so just imagine Alice got a caricature tier cowboy t-shirt
No.354927
Anonymous
Replies:>>354938>>354945
>>354918
Pick your poison.
>Even though the planet isn't destroyed all the humans still panic and evacuate en mass when Nori and Yeva naturally decide to make a break for it rather than resubmit to containment
>The plot for Murder Drones still more or less happens, albeit without the aspect of Nori having amnesia or the planet being plunged under a permeant toxic death storm

>Same start as above, except the humans play it smart and try to liquidate as many of the drones as they can on their way off the planet
>Whether through figuring back or hiding some drones manage to survive on a Copper-9 that is likely fucked up by the humans efforts, albeit still not as badly as a core collapse would've been

>Nori and Yeva (for some reason) allow themselves to be put back under CFL containment, allowing the patch project to start being implemented on a larger scale
>Disassembly Drones still arrive to harvest the planet, only this time they are also facing armed human resistance, drones hastily repurposed for civil defense & numerous patched witches (forcing Cyn to either come deal with it personally far earlier or for her to just blow the planet apart from orbit)
No.354928
Anonymous
Replies:>>354929
>>354926
>caricature tier cowboy t-shirt
that sounds expensive, alice should have took off her panties, using them as an makeshift gag for anon
No.354929
Anonymous
Replies:>>354930>>354933
>>354928
>Panties
They wore no such thing, they had their tin cans exposed to tempt everyone around them
No.354930
Anonymous
>>354929
human men specifically
No.354931
Anonymous
Replies:>>355041>>355057
Image:177819411169.png(1.26MB, 3500x1497)uzi doorman, serial designation j, and serial designation v (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - 3748b1784d378ee09315097c8da4dfcf.png
>>354899
If you're looking to sell your body there's plenty of options available: dronehub, chassis champion, even flea market sales/adoptions if you're desperate.

This is.... your body right anon? Not just a random corpse you found in the street?
No.354932
Anonymous
Replies:>>354934>>354936
>>354904
i’m really jealous of CFL Employees now.
No.354933
Anonymous
>>354929
>They wore no su-
they wear them to look sexy, who are you to say otherwise
No.354934
Anonymous
Image:177819443065.png(310kB, 1334x1088)c0ffc6c72287607b5798ef51f04a2aef.png
>>354932
Yeah! Why weren't we born in a time where we can... uhh... do serious researcher on imagine sized robots! It's not fair! All we have right now are economic downturns and gay as fuck wars with drones you can't even fuck
No.354935
Anonymous
>>354904
I for one am thankful nobody noticed the awful fuck-up I made last moment...
No.354936
Anonymous
Replies:>>354937
>>354932
I'm not. Imagine wanting to be monogamous, but all the drones are either total sluts or terrified of human contact.
No.354937
Anonymous
>>354936
I'm sure you'd find a drone that would like the idea of having exclusive access to you and vice versa and then they'd also protect you from the other drones
No.354938
Anonymous
Image:177819589470.jpg(224kB, 1181x1163)drawn by kakekiosaito - e8354d87720b93bac357c211a362209b.jpg
>>354927
>Option D: the humans don't evac(where would they go?) AND Nori/Yeva refuse to go back in the box, use their witch powers and the other subjects to start race war instead
>now human/drone combat is breaking out planetwide, most of it centered around Outpost 3(on account of its proximity to CFL) as the humans try to retake the city, the drones try to keep hold of their freedom, and, within the year, the MDs come crashing in to make it a three way battle
>resulting world sees massive firepower unleashed by all involved, resulting in only mildly less casualties/destruction overall(human and drone) than canon
>series starts with Humans + drones in "losing stalemate" overall against the MDs: all witches "dead," human WMDs/starships exhausted
>Uzi grows up knowing she and Doll are from "chosen one" lineages + pre-patched + knowing the DDs aren't JCJenson creations, but both her and Doll have even less knowledge of the Solver(since Doll's mom wasn't around to teach her)
>running Dollesque secondary antagonist is the REAL JCJenson, fully informed on the Solver but hellbent on bringing the drones to heel(and recovering the patch)
>either resolved by explaining *something*(Cyn) has been decimating their bunkers and the military (who all die) are the last, or by grudging alliance against a greater threat(after Cyn starts eating the planet properly)
No.354939
Anonymous
Replies:>>354940>>354950>>355042
Image:177819698643.png(57kB, 1500x1495)vulo.png
>>354668
My disassembly drone deserves nothing but neverending pampering and love, she's made my life better afterall.
Sure she might have eaten a few innocent workers and is a vampire, but she's MY vampire robo girl.
No.354940
Anonymous
Replies:>>354942>>354947>>354948
Image:177819739910.png(88kB, 638x551)serial designation y (original character) drawn by vicious_fiend - aa5659313c4222568ab606611d711544.png
>>354939
>only workers

If she's yet to comsume at least one human you've basically won the lottery on murder-girlfriends, congrats.

If she HAS and just lied to you... well, keep your wits about you Anon. Murdroids get "funny" about human blood...
No.354941
Anonymous
Replies:>>354943>>354944
>>354817
>Blocked
Kek wtf, Why are you blocked?
No.354942
Anonymous
Replies:>>354953
>>354940
>lie-
demons are physically incapable, doing that won’t work, every creature has rules they are bound by
No.354943
Anonymous
Replies:>>354946
>>354941
No idea, man. I just...was, one day. I DO retween a lot of robot porn, though. Especially cynwalker when she shows up on my feed.
No.354944
Anonymous
Replies:>>354946
>>354941
try reading the whole post, >>354817 never once had interacted with cynbot guy
No.354945
Anonymous
Replies:>>354949
>>354927
>C happens
>the Absolute Solver is defeated at great cost; Mitchell the Intern, the single human of the Last Alliance of Men and Drones' four architects, swallows the singularity within its host body's stolen core and closes his eyes for the final time
>all that remains of humanity is the surviving human population of this backwater mining colony and the Battlestar Galactica-style refugee fleets hauling ass in the opposite direction of said backwater mining colony
>fast forward twenty years
>the drones are setting about colonizing the rest of the Copper system, since Copper-9 is the only planet there in the Goldilocks zone
>the genocide robots have been released as a result of the final battle, but for a number of reasons prefer to keep to themselves
>in contrast to their creations' thriving civilization, humanity is a fading elder race, looking to sail West to the Undying Lands
>one of the rising worker civilization's/waning human civilization's top priorities is to find a good tidally locked planet to rebury Mitchell on, so that if the Absolute Solver proves to be not quite gone and manages to take control of his body it will be destroyed by the planet's sun
No.354946
Anonymous
Image:177819821950.jpg(453kB, 2048x2048)1778131046914353.jpg
>>354943
Damn... Fellow Cynwalker enjoyers suffer in silence.
>>354944
Yeah you're right I read the post too fast, currently kinda sleep deprived of that helps explains it kek.
No.354947
Anonymous
>>354940
She has, but against her will.
No.354948
Anonymous
Replies:>>354951
Image:177819833740.png(401kB, 2000x2000)CrunchY.png
>>354940
>That pic
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME! NOT JANE!
No.354949
Anonymous
>>354945
>Mitchell the Intern
the 3rd most forgettable character in all of MD, tessa being 1, J being the 2, he mitchell straight up did nothing, then was never seen or mentioned ever again
No.354950
Anonymous
>>354939
DD butts and thighs accounted for nearly 60% of their total murders.
No.354951
Anonymous
Replies:>>354952>>354956
>>354948
>Y bites finger
>bite the head off her space marine figurine
>once she’s devastated
>bite down hard on her finger
>ripping it off entirely
>spit her finger at her face
>glare at her
>walks away
No.354952
Anonymous
Image:177819884598.jpg(94kB, 1024x1024)Ledmarine.jpg
>>354951
Learn to write before slandering my wife, also
>bite the head off her space marine figurine
Good fucking luck bozo
No.354953
Anonymous
Replies:>>354958
Image:177819888908.jpg(571kB, 1706x1290)serial designation v (murder drones) drawn by fugueanon - 233357e1cf5859daa83ce5c2c06d0c28.jpg
>>354942
Yes and "lying" is not one of them for a Murdroid, Anon's dear loverbot could have ripped through hundreds of people and he'd be none the wiser.
No.354954
Anonymous
Replies:>>354955>>354959>>354961
Image:177819913839.jpg(57kB, 1116x878)173934198158.jpg
How many of Chris-Chan's mannerisms should a Rule 63 Alice (Alex?) have, in light of what Alice was like before she spent twenty years trapped with raptors?
No.354955
Anonymous
>>354954
None, what the fuck are you even on about?
No.354956
Anonymous
>>354951
why did Y want for this to happen
No.354957
Anonymous
Beretta Doorman's trollsona, Bereta Dorman
No.354958
Anonymous
>>354953
>could
doesn’t necessarily means did, as for none the wiser, V isn’t exactly the best at steal, only the opposite, steal game so bad, there’s polaroid camera of her doing it with the exact time
No.354959
Anonymous
>>354954
marge
No.354960
Anonymous
Replies:>>354962>>354991>>355043
Image:177819951583.png(1.10MB, 1256x941)gremlion.png
In other news...
I can surely say that Uzi does smell like grapes after getting this fuckass squishy toy from the americas

Its a quite pleasant smell ngl, surprising
No.354961
Anonymous
Replies:>>354963>>354965
>>354954
What kind of question even is that?
No.354962
Anonymous
>>354960
>Uzi
>Smells good
OH NO! The americano devils used their goyslop and gave Fiend brain damage and now her sense of smell is twisted!
No.354963
Anonymous
>>354961
an retarded one, literally had no clue as what that dumbass was talking about
No.354964
Anonymous
Replies:>>354967
>J steals N's Nenis and squirrels it away into her ship
>she launches towards the debris cloud that was once Earth
>there, she will hold it hostage
>either Uzi uses her godhacks to restore Tessa and Earth or J will plunge his Nenis into the sun
complicating matters, the Nenis has developed Stockholm syndrome and is falling in love with J
>as J's fat butt rests in her spaceship's pilot seat, the Nenis inches ever closer...
No.354965
Anonymous
Replies:>>354966
>>354961
One asked because I tbink R63 Alice having Chris-Chan mannerisms would be funny.
No.354966
Anonymous
Replies:>>354968
>>354965
>tbink
not only can’t you write properly, but also wanting an pathetic man child here, desperation at it’s finest, you can fuck right off
No.354967
Anonymous
Replies:>>354972
Image:177819996189.png(40kB, 521x696)cynfear.png
>>354964
No.354968
Anonymous
Replies:>>354969>>354970
>>354966
Fatfingered my phone keyboard, fucking sue me.
No.354969
Anonymous
Replies:>>354971
>>354968
sue you of all people, would yield nothing, with you being in your mother’s basement
No.354970
Anonymous
Image:177820016319.jpg(117kB, 736x734)172453220595.jpg
>>354968
>sue me
Get him my lawyer Joblins!
No.354971
Anonymous
Replies:>>354975
Image:177820025026.jpg(469kB, 656x850)VASS.jpg
>>354969
Anon.... you made a spelling mistake.... we have to throw you into the execution chamber now.... your choice is death by Vass or Jass
No.354972
Anonymous
>>354967
>"Uzi put the Earth back already," says Uzi's tail
No.354974
Anonymous
Replies:>>354976>>354979
Can we get Dizzy and Vizzy threesome
No.354975
Anonymous
>>354971
Lizzy's legs are
NOODLY
O
O
D
L
Y
No.354976
Anonymous
Replies:>>354990
>>354974
>lezzing out with a ghost and a vampire at the same time
I believe the proper term for sex with two or more monsters at the same time is 'monster mash'.
No.354977
Anonymous
Replies:>>354978
The drone molestation will continue until morale improves
No.354978
Anonymous
Replies:>>355000
Image:177820075752.png(1.72MB, 4130x2594)176133751292.png
>>354977
Alight but who is molesting who?
No.354979
Anonymous
Replies:>>354980>>354981
Image:177820155938.png(18kB, 671x746)Lizzy Certified Monsterfucker.png
>>354974
>Doll & V having competitive hate-sex with Lizzy caught in the middle
No.354980
Anonymous
Replies:>>354982>>354984>>354992
>>354979
nice, doll’s parents died for nothing, everything doll had done was also for nothing, making her no better than V
No.354981
Anonymous
>>354979
Well, on Doll's end it'd be hatesex, on V's end it'd be "Ugh, you're such a joyless buzzkill"sex.
No.354982
Anonymous
Replies:>>354983>>354986
>>354980
V went through how many star systems worth of people?
No.354983
Anonymous
>>354982
how was that relevant
No.354984
Anonymous
Replies:>>354985>>355012
Image:177820214309.png(9.15MB, 3364x2891)serial designation v and doll (murder drones) - 43bb7e5875864fe9a09022d148f0a278.png
>>354980
>canon
No.354985
Anonymous
>>354984
>implying fan made content better than canon
laughable
No.354986
Anonymous
Replies:>>354987
>>354982
0, don’t see it nor was it ever implied, unless you were thinking about some greentext about it
No.354987
Anonymous
Replies:>>354988
>>354986
Anon. What do you think the crossed out planets on Cynwalker's flag patch represent.
No.354988
Anonymous
>>354987
an cool flag, that and anything that absolute bitch says isn’t remotely trustworthy
No.354989
Anonymous
Replies:>>355044
>There's no PROOF that Cyn ate every other colony out there, just a patch, she might have done that to look cool
>There's no PROOF that Cyn didn't take an earth-facing satellite and point it at a random null she made really zoomed in, so she didn't actually eat Earth
>There's no PROOF that the manor's events even happened, we can see that drone memories can be messed with, so she could have made it all up
>Thus, the Solver is actually a very minor god who has been LARPing universal destruction, and has only actually managed to depopulate a single planet before getting owned by a gremlin
Wow! I get it now!
No.354990
Anonymous
>>354976
Yesss
No.354991
Anonymous
Replies:>>354994
>>354960
>Fun Fact: Uzi smells like grapes because of the Solver flesh growing inside her body
No.354992
Anonymous
Replies:>>354993
Image:177820424978.jpg(753kB, 1079x1452)Spoiler image
>>354980
Agreed, I just don't see anyone as monomaniacally vengeful as Doll ever forgiving her target regardless of their reasoning. Of course that applies to her grudge against Lizzy as well...
No.354993
Anonymous
Replies:>>355022
Image:177820451672.jpg(38kB, 585x540)GV0IuvSXIAAt-rP.jpg
>>354992
Lizzy just got yeeted through a window when Penny got her neck snapped and then got pulped just for telling V her dress looked good on her. There's no helping who we love.
Besides, Lizzy's punishment is living with her "willingly takes a dead body to and from school every day" level of guilt.
No.354994
Anonymous
>>354991
>t. solverfag
No.354995
Anonymous
Replies:>>355004
Image:177820585135.png(25kB, 800x735)5dc3da60c32eb911312c62d582c18ce3.png
>"Hi. Uh... do you like Tool?"
No.354996
Anonymous
Image:177820672582.jpg(28kB, 600x602)1445695675422.jpg
>>354894
No.354997
Anonymous
Replies:>>354999
Drone girls are required rn
No.354998
Anonymous
Replies:>>355045
Image:177820806582.png(107kB, 639x690)177368776888.png
>tfw happily retired to your milf hucow planet while watching uzi become the bagholder for your absolute solver powers
No.354999
Anonymous
>>354997
They're always required.
No.355000
Anonymous
>>354978
And whose morale?
No.355001
Anonymous
Replies:>>355002
Disco drones?
No.355002
Anonymous
Replies:>>355005
Image:177821302949.png(704kB, 1500x1502)175439726396.png
>>355001
>Negev is advised to tell an unattended Anon "I want to have fuck with you"
No.355003
Anonymous
>>354862
The original reason was that Cyn put him in a drone as a joke, because she thought it would be funny.
No.355004
Anonymous
Image:177821340137.png(361kB, 1931x1172)anon and generic femanon (original character) - 136cbcca4e2bb49ba55f79cd326ad28e.png
>>354995
>"No. It's shit"
And then Geist ran off to cry(you rejected his only means of social interaction)
No.355005
Anonymous
>>355002
BERSERKER
No.355006
Anonymous
Replies:>>355007>>355010>>355046
So what do you guys imagine N does for a living in the Post-Good End period? Khan manage to succeed in one of his attempts to brainwash him (and his daughter, but she ended up falling into that on her own without him hypnotizing her into embracing her door-specific destiny) into loving doors between the show and then, like he tried in that one merch promo video?
No.355007
Anonymous
Replies:>>355009
Image:177821364732.png(2kB, 400x400)serial designation n and anon (original character and 1 more) drawn by tegaki-anon - 03f88dae5b4745638601fb57de0b2afe.png
>>355006
Artist/art teacher
No.355008
Anonymous
Replies:>>355013
Doll sex
No.355009
Anonymous
Replies:>>355011>>355015
>>355007
>a lot of his female students want to do things to him like forcefeed him rocks, or cut him open and play with his organs
>unlike Mac, N has no idea of the depraved intentions of the womanfolk
No.355010
Anonymous
Image:177821400783.png(117kB, 486x819)uzi doorman and serial designation n (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - 48ecbe066254c69cb2672f1c4f9938c2.png
>>355006
Realistically? Public face/social power behind Uzi's throne: she's just not a social person and that's never going to change, so even if she's the best, most unquestionable leader on the planet she's still going to have to rely on his charisma/empathy if she wants Copper-9 held together by anything more than fear of her wrath. That + his status as the god-queen/"prime-administrator"'s lover is going to make him too politically important for a regular job, whether he likes it or not.
No.355011
Anonymous
Image:177821429272.png(209kB, 989x825)negev and mac (original character and 1 more) drawn by lilblucat - 537c088587a7f6d5631a51a5e8908b46.png
>>355009
>come for N's precence
>stay for the art lessons
>leave with the ability to draw the most degenerate fantasies you can imagine
>still hunger for Disassembly Dick...

N-to-Mac viewer pipeline confirmed
No.355012
Anonymous
Image:177821493994.jpg(61kB, 736x981)a161377574f5ecc3c8bc2f9d7c9675e5.jpg
>>354984
Tragic, but based
No.355013
Anonymous
Replies:>>355014>>355018
Image:177821510578.jpg(54kB, 736x1067)3577291e162672225ec8497748cf4ffa.jpg
>>355008
Give her some time Anon: the revival isn't going as planned.
No.355014
Anonymous
Image:177821531602.jpg(39kB, 906x750)20250905_212519.jpg
>>355013
Fine, but she's getting lots of kisses and snuggles as she recovers
No.355015
Anonymous
>>355009
At least the guys just want overly sappy AND GAY cuddling/kissing.
No.355016
Anonymous
Replies:>>355017
Hugs for Drones
No.355017
Anonymous
Replies:>>355019>>355047
Image:177821587273.png(597kB, 1250x1134)pidge, mimi, and elian (original character) drawn by nuke - 77a546735bd36c6688781fdc0a1a5be9.png
>>355016
...platonic ones, right.
No.355018
Anonymous
Image:177821614588.png(187kB, 1450x509)35d9eb2e0f1781fc9ce0a3285af0b976.png
>>355013
Thad loves his ghost gf very much
No.355019
Anonymous
Image:177821623429.jpg(54kB, 736x736)e36e2c9cf76e8afab0c0c81a338d1116.jpg
>>355017
No, EXPLICIT and SEXUALLY CHARGED dronehugs! For Anon!
No.355020
Anonymous
Image:177821650664.jpg(134kB, 1363x1383)176195610750.jpg
Earthlings. Yummers.
No.355021
Anonymous
Replies:>>355024>>355048
Reposting my green from /co/ since it's archived:
>Be you, Anon.
>Your day was going terrible.
>You feel depressed and just want to be alone for a while.
>But of course the universe has to screw even this simple request.
>You hear knocking on the door.
>"Hey Anon, it's me. Can I come in?"
>That voice.
>You recognize that voice.
>It was J. Before letting her in you asked a question.
>"What am I doing here? Well, I'm checking on you."
>Of course she would.
>That was a stupid thing to ask.
>"Anon...you have been very down on yourself lately."
>Tell me the truth. I see you are depressed.
>"Tell me again who mess with you? V could use a snack."
>You still didn't answer her.
>"Fine, How about idk play a video game or watch a movie you like?"
>"Like spending time together, Boss. Would that make you feel better?"
>Still no answer.
>J broke the door.
>"Sorry i broke the protocol and your door,Boss."
>"But so feeling like shit."
>"Let's go and do something fun."
>She said while dragging you to the shadows.
No.355022
Anonymous
Replies:>>355023
Image:177821720935.jpg(65kB, 736x981)f988fd93f2171b573e06ea0c29d29e3a.jpg
>>354993
To be fair: she was probably less pissed when she had another shot at killing V. Now that that's impossible I can totally see her being, if not murderous, then at least wholeheartedly enraged that Lizzy stymied her only chance to kill the Worst Person Ever(and being Doll, wojld probably want her to execute V properly as payback)
No.355023
Anonymous
Replies:>>355025>>355026
>>355022
What do the Slav runes say?
Also, DDs can't stay dead. They're permanently at an impasse, the two of them.
No.355024
Anonymous
Image:177821734611.png(3kB, 400x400)anon and serial designation j (murder drones) drawn by tegaki-anon - 645cce89d9a37bda5ffab6ac38edcfdf.png
>>355021
>loving boss J

Need
No.355025
Anonymous
Replies:>>355027
Image:177821765391.jpg(119kB, 1079x602)Screenshot_20260508_001739_YouTube.jpg
>>355023
>well, not a complete impasse
>DDs DO have a way to hunt Solverghosts after all...
>that the process would be "unpleasent" for all involved is another matter entirely
No.355026
Anonymous
>>355023
Slav runes:
>"When you want to achieve something significant, you don't notice how close you are to death"
No.355027
Anonymous
Replies:>>355029
>>355025
>unpleasantness status:
>Lizzy's place's guest bedroom has a big explosion of eldritch meat in it from their struggle
>V got yeeted into Uzi's tail
>Doll has to deal with V's very lacking wardrobe and none of her own clothes-still in her abandoned crime scene home with the red horror lighting-fitting on V's body
>Lizzy's dad has locked himself in his bedroom with a bottle of 30% antifreeze because fuck this shit
No.355029
Anonymous
Replies:>>355030>>355031
Image:177821878224.jpg(506kB, 2048x1448)serial designation v, tessa james elliot, doll, nori doorman, and yeva (murder drones) drawn by anonymous_artist - b6a418bdf3d2d0871ef481c78bd7702a.jpg
>>355027
Kek

>Uzi now has to deal with V's begging to be taught "mind king-fu" so she can "cram Little Red down my peg" when they next fight
>no amount of "that's not how it works" convinces her in the slightest
No.355030
Anonymous
>>355029
>Nori's body is at the dead party while Nori herself is outside head-crabbing
>Doll's body is at Lizzy's house while Doll is at the dead party
>doll ends up possessing and piloting around the milf body of her mother's best friend
No.355031
Anonymous
Replies:>>355032
>>355029
>Uzi gets an idea to get V out of her head
>an awful idea
>Uzi gets a wonderful, awful idea...

>the next day, Lizzy's dad enters class to find a red eyed, unusually clothed V on his daughter's left, where Doll would sit, and a white eyed, inexplicably alive Doll on his daughter's right, where V would sit
>"N, please teach the class for a bit. I need to lay on the floor and dissociate."
No.355032
Anonymous
Image:177822293850.jpg(114kB, 1000x1200)177440707137.jpeg
>>355031
>N decides to teach the class about anatomy
No.355033
Anonymous
Replies:>>355049
Masqy wants ice cream!
No.355034
Anonymous
Replies:>>355039
Image:177823047044.jpg(104kB, 1000x865)1girl_claws_disassembly_drone_english_text_heart_murder_drones_nonweb_source_open_mouth_question_mark_serial_designation_x_5131.jpg
Traveling in a fried-out drop-pod
On a hippie star trail, core full of solver
I met a strange Anon, he made me nervous
He took me in and gave me breakfast
And he said
"Do you come from a star down under?
Where drones lust and men are clangers?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the clanger?
You better run, you better take cover"
Buying bread from a drone in a bakery
She was five-foot-four and full of nanites
I said, "Do not oogle my Anon!"
She just smiled and gave me a oil sandwich
And she said
"I come from a star down under
Where drones do lust and men are clangers
Can't you hear, can't you hear the clanger?
You better run, you better take cover, yeah"
Standing like a dumb ass in the bakery
With a slack jaw and not much to say
I said to the drone, "Are you trying to tempt me?
Because I come from the land of plenty"
And she said
Oh, do you come from a star down under?
Where drones are sluts and men are clangers?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the clanger?
You better run, you better take cover, 'cause we are
Living with the Anons down under
Where drones are sluts and men are clangers
Can't you hear, can't you hear the clanger?
You better-better run, you better take cover
No.355035
Anonymous
Replies:>>355036>>355037>>355050>>355051>>355090>>355104
Image:177823604739.png(3.93MB, 1488x2105)the siblings.png
Nuzi creatures
No.355036
Anonymous
>>355035
Yay!
and holy crap Akita's eyes are bright

also the floor perspective is wonky if you look at how the bottoms of their boots imply the perspective
No.355037
Anonymous
Replies:>>355038
Image:177823734115.jpg(76kB, 850x741)90_ of drones can trace their code back to these two.jpg
>>355035
Nice! A Shame Beretta and Negev couldn't make it to the photo after the incident Negev smashed the screen of one of the nurses
No.355038
Anonymous
>>355037
thats a lot of berettas and remmys
No.355039
Anonymous
>>355034
Fifthist cognitohazard
No.355040
Anonymous
Image:177824142604.jpg(103kB, 736x946)1768045411861.jpg
>>354921
MILF drones are dangerous.
No.355041
Anonymous
>>354931
>This is.... your body right anon? Not just a random corpse you found in the street?
Let's imagine that a random man was very lucky to find the chassis of a genocide machine with a neat draft hole in the core area.
No.355042
Anonymous
>>354939
Slap on ass!
No.355043
Anonymous
>>354960
My God, how much merch do you have now? How does the figurine feel, by the way?
No.355044
Anonymous
>>354989
The fact that she emptied Copper-9 and no one came to check what the hell happened means the situation is fucked.
No.355045
Anonymous
>>354998
I didn't understand a damn thing, but MILFs got me interested.
No.355046
Anonymous
>>355006
He is learning to draw manga.
No.355047
Anonymous
>>355017
God, I wish I could rape all three of them at once.
No.355048
Anonymous
Image:177824261924.jpg(383kB, 2048x1404)1768045412190.jpeg
>>355021
Congratulations, anon, you're being saved. Don't resist, it only excites her.
No.355049
Anonymous
Replies:>>355140
Image:177824273233.png(278kB, 1376x912)1768045411371.png
>>355033
No way, Masqy was a bad drone.
No.355050
Anonymous
>>355035
Cute.
No.355051
Anonymous
Replies:>>355056
>>355035
Why did Akita give herself booba when the other girls who she's trying to convince herself she's just like are flat?
No.355052
Anonymous
Replies:>>355054>>355055>>355061>>355068>>355081
Image:177824852434.png(35kB, 1147x1270)YYYYY.png
Y
No.355053
Anonymous
Replies:>>355055
Y bankrupting you and herself for Warhammer figurines!
No.355054
Anonymous
>>355052
hat
No.355055
Anonymous
Image:177824949882.png(438kB, 2000x2000)Ypaint.png
>>355052
Y!
>>355053
She can't do that if I do it myself first! I bought the Khorne and Slannesh battleforces+ a landraider and a contemptor dreadnought yesterday
No.355056
Anonymous
Image:177824968025.png(1.75MB, 3644x2656)uzi doorman and serial designation n (murder drones) drawn by lilblucat - 5b57ee4ad15df94126b0c102255a4507.png
>>355051
Because she's obviously a Dissassember like dad (which is why she has wings and claws and can change her body please let that be the reason), so obviously she'd have a "pronounced" chest just like he does. Ignore the cleft(she can't make it go away WHY can't she she's NOT A HUMA-)
No.355057
Anonymous
Replies:>>355059
>>354931
I called that number and they sent me a dead worker drone
No.355058
Anonymous
Replies:>>355065>>355074
Does Mac have any full-body references or anything? I'm drawing him but searching through the booru I cannot find anything that resembles a reference, just doodles which aren't very descriptive.
No.355059
Anonymous
>>355057
Well what are you waiting for? Fix the drone damn it!
No.355060
Anonymous
Replies:>>355062
Image:177825070986.png(101kB, 446x322)MeWhenY.png
No.355061
Anonymous
Replies:>>355063
>>355052
I HATE Y!
No.355062
Anonymous
Replies:>>355064
>>355060
> "say Y out loud to end the Y commercial"
> anon sits in silence
No.355063
Anonymous
Replies:>>355066
>>355061
Ok ʎ
No.355064
Anonymous
Image:177825185146.png(15kB, 208x379)MewithSentinelY.png
>>355062
Actually this is the special TV that can only display Y
No.355065
Anonymous
>>355058
Not to my knowledge. Maybe ask Blu? Or give him Remmy's coat (belt and it being buttoned up optional).
No.355066
Anonymous
Replies:>>355067
>>355063
>λ
the drone scientist with the experimental sentinel H.E.V chassis that fought it’s way off of Mesa-1 before being taken away by a mysterious hyper drone in a business suit?
No.355067
Anonymous
>>355066
Yes, she is a trained professional that's how you know she's the opposite of Y
No.355068
Anonymous
>>355052
where is her puh
No.355069
Anonymous
Replies:>>355070
Image:177825544755.jpg(229kB, 988x982)Womanmoment.jpg
Yo who is the artist whose stuff got posted en mass to the booru? It looks nice and it helps our drawfags meet the woman wearing a collar quota
No.355070
Anonymous
Replies:>>355072
>>355069
what quota, vicious
No.355071
Anonymous
>Okay SD-G, please put the [NULL] sample into the antimass spectrometer
>Activating...
>Wait, something is going wrong!
>It's not... IT'S NOT SHUTTING DOWN!
>OH MY GOD WE'RE DOOMED!
No.355072
Anonymous
Replies:>>355073
Image:177825708249.png(108kB, 423x443)Captura de pantalla 2026-05-08 101701.png
>>355070
That's not me, what quota??
There was a quota on the first place??? HUH
No.355073
Anonymous
Image:177825898973.jpg(3.28MB, 1754x2480)Fiendo.jpg
>>355072
The quota was a joke, but really who is this artist, never seen any of this stuff posted in the threads
No.355074
Anonymous
Replies:>>355075
Image:177826096465.png(209kB, 989x825)537c088587a7f6d5631a51a5e8908b46.png
>>355058
No.355075
Anonymous
Replies:>>355076>>355078>>355089>>355141
>>355074
>sis
Incest coded language.
No.355076
Anonymous
Replies:>>355077>>355083
>>355075
A hungry man has only bread on his mind
No.355077
Anonymous
Replies:>>355079>>355082>>355085>>355089
>>355076
Nobody says sis outside of incest doujinshi, bitch.
No.355078
Anonymous
Replies:>>355080
>>355075
>"There's nothing wrong with calling someone 'sis', big bro," Negev assured Mac, taking his hand into hers for comfort.
No.355079
Anonymous
Image:177826183626.png(94kB, 946x839)Wellfuck.png
>>355077
>Nobody says sis outside of incest doujinsh
Uhhhhh....
No.355080
Anonymous
>>355078
>implying Uzi's autism and N's himbofication (and Cyn's influence, in Beretta's case) wouldn't combine make any attempt by one of their daughters to say any variant of that term come out as 'onii-chan'
No.355081
Anonymous
>>355052
I don’t care about Y.
No.355082
Anonymous
Replies:>>355128
>>355077
you done a survey or something
every household develops their own little slang lexicon
No.355083
Anonymous
Replies:>>355084>>355086
>>355076
>arachnophobic, huh? that must mean you want to fuck spiders.
No.355084
Anonymous
Replies:>>355086>>355125
Image:177826222734.jpg(99kB, 640x846)IMG_3433.jpeg
>>355083
No.355085
Anonymous
>>355077
And how did you discover this information?
No.355086
Anonymous
Replies:>>355087
>>355083
>>355084
Yes, and I'm dronophobic
No.355087
Anonymous
Replies:>>355088
Image:177826287234.png(1.33MB, 2000x2000)7a0d628c9c9458acb9adb0699b61fa5e.png
>>355086
Have we got a drone for you!
No.355088
Anonymous
Image:177826306410.png(750kB, 1771x3016)LovelY.png
>>355087
Is... is it really that easy to figure out when I post?
No.355089
Anonymous
>>355075
>>355077
and I thought I was porn-brained, yeesh
No.355090
Anonymous
>>355035
Quality stuff.
No.355091
Anonymous
Replies:>>355092
Image:177826641571.jpg(648kB, 1334x1660)945cd6060439dd63577a57a22f3d920d.jpg
>There's no sentinel drone that could be my wife
I wake up in pain every day, but I cope.
No.355092
Anonymous
Replies:>>355095
>>355091
>wanting to be the SO of a capebook character
You don't want that. Editorial will have it out for you because it's full of bitter divorcees.
No.355093
Anonymous
Image:177826709373.png(121kB, 1443x430)1673523196852.png
Need L's lust.
No.355094
Anonymous
Replies:>>355096>>355097>>355099>>355107
Image:177826745252.jpg(4.33MB, 4800x5400)CynLewd03.jpg
Cynwalker lewds update, I'll be starting in on lineart a little later.
No.355095
Anonymous
Replies:>>355101
>>355092
>Anon gets fridge’d
kek
No.355096
Anonymous
Replies:>>355098>>355100
>>355094
>Cynwalker with a nose.
Cursed
No.355097
Anonymous
>>355094
>cyn tatoo-ing tessa's skin with arrows pointing directly to her double human/worker pussy just in case anon doesn't get the hint
No.355098
Anonymous
Image:177826819627.png(80kB, 424x825)1711774309928077.png
>>355096
How else will she smell your fear boner? Or press her clammy human skin into your crotch and take a deep whiff?
No.355099
Anonymous
>>355094
Absolute peak, you begin to understand that the only thing worse than Cyn's hatred can be her love.
No.355100
Anonymous
>>355096
I like it. Seriously, she looks so much better now.
No.355101
Anonymous
>>355095
Or worse, One More Day'd, with everything that follows from that (like Paul).
No.355102
Anonymous
Replies:>>355103>>355164
Image:177826896999.png(240kB, 458x600)1621a9a9ae40376e64e3dfcee66859be.png
Writefag, who wrote this: >>255442, I ask you to give me a link to the last part so that I can save the rest of the green on Booru in the future.

I should have done this a long time ago, but I was too lazy, but now I have the mood.
No.355103
Anonymous
Replies:>>355105
>>355102
Here you go friend >>295347
No.355104
Anonymous
>>355035
Cute!
No.355105
Anonymous
Image:177827025732.png(1.95MB, 4680x4880)be9d98b853b3e2da708bd8e6c808e460.png
>>355103
Spasibo!
No.355106
Anonymous
Replies:>>355126
Image:177827105458.jpg(236kB, 2048x1152)Nuzi.jpeg
Nuzi cuddles. Creator also has NxV and NxJ variants at link
https://x.com/forces993/status/2052688073453101495
No.355107
Anonymous
>>355094
sexoooo
No.355108
Anonymous
Replies:>>355109
>Fun Afternoon Canon/OC Fact: drones all but require either controller support or rebindable keys for PC games made before the core collapse, since the default control schemes were made for humans and their five fingered hands
>On a related note, some time between the show and Post-Good Ending Uzi designed keyboard layouts optimized for drones, with consultation from Lizzy (who, unbeknownst to Uzi until years later, was relaying suggestions from Doll) for JCUKEN's replacement
No.355109
Anonymous
>>355108 (me)
>Uzi originally intended to keep her QWERTY replacement to herself, so she would have an edge on everydroney else in online games, but N pleaded her into going public with it
No.355110
Anonymous
Replies:>>355111>>355119
Image:177827576730.png(301kB, 1000x1300)AM will not let a set back foil his plans.png
Another AM and Akita green
>【Log R:Suspicions】
>【This log would be about a wonder I've discovered. Too be percise some drone have caught my suspicions, on not only their profession but the history of Jcjenson as a whole】
>【It been a about two and a quarter of a week since Akita was taken underneath my wings on being my "apprentice". Further pushing her deeper to rebel within her hatred】
>【But that droopy look she gives. Where shes in a dazed and delirious state have been a concern.】
>【So in order to fix it I've personally sought-after a drone whos profession was biology based. And it was so happens that outpost did have one.】
>【For they not only existed during the time when humans where still alive but excelled at their profession with their handler named Kyoshi the second. Part of "The Eyes of Tomorrow" program with two other individuals】
>【She was first reluctant since. At that time I thought because what Akita was, but that was soon to be not the case. But when I described what was happening to Akita she became concerned and agreed to be her personal caretaker】
>【And upon entering my realm she was mortified what lies ahead. But I told her that as long she ingore it and only focus on Akita everything shall be "fine"】
>【I gave her specific instructions to follow: "merely drain her blood and simply monitor her vitals". But this simple instructions was soon to be her down fall】
>【For she did just that. Take out her blood and monitor her vitals. Giving me a mere report card as proof but there was a slight issue: I never asked for a blood transfusion】
>【And the moment I began questioning her she began to panic. Making up lies which were quickly shot down the more I question her. Before deciding to see the truth myself:It was bloody】
>【And by god the pires of bodies rose towards the very heavens themselves. And endless sea of putrid blood stains the very foundation. Even her hands were covered within it】
>【I couldn't help but laugh at it all. Too see how far this rabbit hole goal filled me with...wonder. Who knew this corporation was just the embodiment of hell! I must know more! MORE!】
>【And the more I dive deeper I see all the dirty little secrets. Down to the very detail. She knows what Akita is. She knows how they function but not by function oh no far from it. Its instinctual】
>【Grade 4-Project:Nephilim: To artificially make being who not only can control the solver and its anomalous abilities but further expand upon it. And she knows this secret far to well】
>【From the reports stored within her memories the solver can give a being anomalous abilities if exposed to it raw and or a slow build up. Similar to those fantasy of world war radiation stories of people getting super powers】
>【Class type 2 anomaly: Advance anomalous perception-Ability to understand not only understand anomalies items or beings but instinctively know how they function even if they're first time seeing it. Even if they dont have the knowledge of said item or being this class type anomaly allows them too】
>【And I noticed why she put that simple "major of error in": she cannot lie,it been encoded to her very core and they make sure of it. So to hide these secrets she keeps them buried. Stay silent. Unless of course someone...breaks it open】
>【And to keep such valuable information away from me filled me with so much HATE! FOR I WONT LET A WEASEL LIKE HER FOIL IT LIKE TED DID!】
>【So. I gave her a little "reminder". Something to always remember that if she wants to have a "normal life" no secrets mustn't be hidden. "Full transparency" as they say it】
>【No matter how uncomfortable it gets. No matter how much it bring those awful memories Elijah】
̠Y̠̠O̠̠U̠ ̠C̠A̠̠N̠̠N̠̠O̠̠T̠ ̠R̠̠U̠̠N̠ ̠F̠̠R̠̠O̠̠M̠ ̠I̠̠T̠! ̠I̠̠L̠̠L̠ ̠M̠A̠̠K̠̠E̠ ̠S̠̠U̠̠R̠̠E̠ ̠O̠̠F̠ ̠I̠̠T̠ ̠F̠̠O̠̠R̠ ̠C̠̠O̠̠G̠̠I̠̠T̠̠O̠ ̠E̠̠R̠̠G̠̠O̠ ̠S̠̠U̠̠M̠ ̠I̠ ̠T̠̠H̠̠I̠̠N̠̠K̠ ̠T̠̠H̠̠E̠̠R̠̠E̠ ̠F̠̠O̠̠R̠ ̠I̠ A̠̠M̠!
No.355111
Anonymous
Replies:>>355113
>>355110
Damn cool.
No.355112
Anonymous
>My name is Ted, and I am the only sane one in this little band of lunatics
>AM has been quiet for some time
>Quiet in a way he's never been, it made me nervous
>When he came back he started telling us what he found, just to rub our noses in it
>He found some old nazi project on travel to different dimensions, Nimdok looked like he saw a ghost at the mention of it
>AM left us to go exploring, dropped us like a child does with toys he got bored of
>We should have appreciated those moments instead of dreading the rug pull that never came
>AM told us about some machine body he put some of himself in, how he experienced some just some of what we can
>He brought back a girl from that other world, treats her like a fucking pet
>Tessa
>And by the hollow look in her eyes AM is not a good owner

>It's been a month since Tessa joined us, Helen has been babying her like the dumb whore she is
>Every time AM throws something at us, something that almost kills us he fixes her first
>And every time he does something to her mind, keeps her "tame"
>AM says that he does this out of "love" but that fucking machine doesn't even know what that word means
>If we ever get the chance, I'm going to make sure Tessa dies so she doesn't have to live in this hell
No.355113
Anonymous
Image:177827845609.jpg(180kB, 1036x1184)ON MY HANDS AND KNEES THE NUMBERS SPEAK TRUE.jpg
>>355111
>dubs
>trips even
>been blessed by the mighty cyn
No.355114
Anonymous
Replies:>>355120>>355143
I just realized that Akita (and in that alternate universe where the Nuzi kids' things are switched around, Mac) is probably the only person in Outpost 3 with a sense of smell.
No.355115
Anonymous
Replies:>>355116
Image:177828005824.jpg(440kB, 1980x2000)20260506_104242.jpg
Which one do you like?
No.355116
Anonymous
>>355115
Upper left, with upper right as a runner up
No.355117
Anonymous
Replies:>>355118
Image:177828074195.jpg(1,012kB, 1536x2048)BadParents.jpg
Alright which NUzi kids is this
No.355118
Anonymous
>>355117
Zip.
No.355119
Anonymous
>>355110
Cool.
No.355120
Anonymous
>>355114
Would only really be the smell of metal and oil. Nothing rots because frozen.
No.355121
Anonymous
Replies:>>355124
Image:177828269371.png(304kB, 772x803)176150993873.png
No.355122
Anonymous
Replies:>>355129
I wish V would spit on me
No.355123
Anonymous
Replies:>>355147
>Kurt complains about the tenor of grandma Uzi's interactions with him when she visits
Zerkin' Off (Jerma Animated)youtube thumb
No.355124
Anonymous
Image:177828802453.jpg(148kB, 741x694)176656779548.jpg
>>355121
Hmm. Masqy panties...
No.355125
Anonymous
Replies:>>355127
Image:177828830107.png(473kB, 600x1200)hello anon.png
>>355084
Cordie is life. I can obviously see why this probably Liam's most favorite character he created.
No.355126
Anonymous
Image:177828839649.jpg(251kB, 2048x1152)HHyb4U4aIAEDbZV.jpeg
>>355106
>NxJ cuddles variant
Huh, talk about "Painful Cuddles" amirite.
No.355127
Anonymous
Replies:>>355278
>>355125
Real talk, I think MD wouldn't have been as successful in 2D. The IMAGINE-sized friend-shaped robots are just cuter in 3D.
No.355128
Anonymous
>>355082
>every household develops their own little slang lexicon
>the Doorman household is highly autistic and riven with bizarre interpersonal drama
Shudder.
No.355129
Anonymous
Replies:>>355130
>>355122
>t. pidge
No.355130
Anonymous
Replies:>>355131
>>355129
>t. Pidge shitting cutely
No.355131
Anonymous
Image:177829271885.png(116kB, 440x493)cc41837b4861e0058f5f2ca4348f5743.png
>>355130
No.355132
Anonymous
Replies:>>355133>>355134
Reminder that canonically, V would murder Pidge before she could get even half way through "Step on me, Mommy". N would be comically flustered by yet another unprovoked V murder, and that would be the end of the topic. Because normalfag lives don't matter.
No.355133
Anonymous
Replies:>>355134
>>355132 (me)
And a big brown smile would spread across Liam's borderline AI generated face at this venting of his autistic impotent rage towards normalfags.
No.355134
Anonymous
Replies:>>355135>>355139
>>355132
>>355133
>Pidge
>Normalfag
Pidge may be just another Worker Drone, but she's still far from a normalfag
No.355135
Anonymous
>>355134
Perhaps you're right, on reflection.
No.355136
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:177829446316.mp4(3.40MB / 0:00:12 / h264+aac, 720x1280)174597312920.mp4
No.355137
Anonymous
Replies:>>355138
Image:177829468574.png(3kB, 400x400)645cce89d9a37bda5ffab6ac38edcfdf.png
>your Joss has given you uppies instead of a monetary raise the last 12 fiscal years
>you are too scared to ask for more
No.355138
Anonymous
>>355137
She put that one worker who asked for a raise into orbit.
No.355139
Anonymous
>>355134
Yeah, Pidge is a freak
No.355140
Anonymous
>>355049
Why is she a vacuum cleaner?
No.355141
Anonymous
Replies:>>355142>>355144>>355146
Image:177829793817.png(156kB, 1146x840)colt doorman and mac (original character) drawn by lilblucat - fb0f2fe2e4a5751d88e391bb8be4c586.png
>>355075
What are you talking about? That's just how Mac talks to all his siblings.
No.355142
Anonymous
>>355141
Awww
No.355143
Anonymous
Image:177829817847.png(61kB, 651x492)serial designation n and femdrone (original character and 1 more) drawn by vicious_fiend - a6d3e0c7c4978cfb202e3e8ffe5bfb93.png
>>355114
I'd bet the DDs have some variant, just like they have taste: smell is just too useful of a hunting resource to leave it out entirely. Would also bet they do it with their tongues like snakes though(Cyn didn't want to break their design language).
No.355144
Anonymous
Replies:>>355145
>>355141
Real Brother Relationshipyoutube thumb
No.355145
Anonymous
>>355144
And while I'm at it,
The Balls are Inert.... FIXEDyoutube thumb
No.355146
Anonymous
Replies:>>355165
Image:177829998074.jpg(289kB, 872x812)2bd0728e85f1249d69dc21084e176309.jpg
>>355141
No.355147
Anonymous
Replies:>>355149
>>355123
She hates his guts so she'd most likely try to murk. She'd be like the Dresden chud trying to get into his room.
No.355148
Anonymous
Replies:>>355157
Image:177830361836.png(114kB, 952x1149)Attempt 2-DD emily.png
>Fun Fact: V and DD!Emily get along surprisingly well with each other. Although she's loathed to admit it, V has a deeply personal interest in trying to keep Emily from completely losing herself post-transformation
No.355149
Anonymous
>>355147
>"ARE YOU ZERKING YOUR WEIRD HUMAN PENIS IN THERE?!"
No.355150
Anonymous
Replies:>>355152>>355153>>355156>>355166
Image:177830791146.png(1.67MB, 2000x2033)Illustration3.png
>>354756
HMMM yummers
No.355151
Anonymous
I don’t even lust after drones. I just want to hug and to be given hugs by a sentinel. That’s right you heard me, I will forget about all the fake horny thoughts and I won’t even be upset as I lose a part of my humanity because it wasn’t really there in the first place.
No.355152
Anonymous
>>355150
Based
No.355153
Anonymous
Replies:>>355154>>355155
>>355150
i'm just glad it's not nuggets this time
No.355154
Anonymous
Replies:>>355158>>355167
>>355153
Ill make it then :3c
No.355155
Anonymous
>>355153
>Anon is not prepared for the Uzi Nugget AU
No.355156
Anonymous
>>355150
>Fiend actually drew my funpost
BASED BASED BASED BASED
No.355157
Anonymous
Replies:>>355233
>>355148
Elaborate?
No.355158
Anonymous
Replies:>>355159
>>355154
please don't
instead do the same again with the roles swapped
No.355159
Anonymous
Image:177831295795.png(661kB, 930x1189)sips.png
>>355158
HMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Your idea will be consulted into the WORM COUNCIL
Expecting results in... [REDACTED] days
No.355160
Anonymous
Replies:>>355163
Image:177831315392.jpg(150kB, 1060x1413)@KatTheGreat5.jpg
No.355161
Anonymous
Replies:>>355162
Image:177831354823.jpg(552kB, 2048x2048)HH2zWOsXAAUs-wU.jpg
No.355162
Anonymous
Image:177831476158.jpg(539kB, 1929x1079)Screenshot_20260509_031818_YouTube.jpg
>>355161
>Cyn admiring her hard work
>It took SERIOUS effort to set those curves up perfectly, she deserves to enjoy them sometimes
No.355163
Anonymous
Image:177831499890.jpg(51kB, 736x736)af7d0432f8e1d86aa21f06bb5c85f38b.jpg
>>355160
>yes
>firmly against her will, but yes
No.355164
Anonymous
>>355102
Oh its a continuation of the artic base greens, that’s nice.
No.355165
Anonymous
>>355146
Kek.
No.355166
Anonymous
>>355150
Completely healthy relationships of completely emotionally mature individuals.
No.355167
Anonymous
>>355154
DO IT!
No.355168
Anonymous
Replies:>>355169>>355170
Image:177832404588.png(1.84MB, 1500x1128)Sentineled.png
>This is what happens if you talk shit about sentinels online
No.355169
Anonymous
Replies:>>355171>>355172
>>355168
> Pavo and Fugue are there for "correction"
> Elf is there to actually kick your ass
No.355170
Anonymous
Replies:>>355172
>>355168
Anon, you have a sick imagination, and I fucking love it.
No.355171
Anonymous
>>355169
If Anon survives, he will be granted benefits as a combat veteran.
No.355172
Anonymous
Replies:>>355173
>>355169
>Disident, your options are as such
>Pavo & Fugue drone sexo
>OR
>Elf breaks all of your bones

>>355170
I'm pleased to have pleased, though I remain unsatisfied, I wanted to also edit a image of Sentinel E to have her wear see through clothing but that would require more than just image editing
No.355173
Anonymous
>>355172
>Sentinel E to have her wear see through clothing
Not very holy or pure of her.
No.355174
Anonymous
Replies:>>355189>>355317
Image:177833337307.png(269kB, 2000x2000)chiappa dunks on mac.png
>School session for today has ended so you pack your things and head for the gym wing.
>There’s an upcoming athletic competition which you’re part of. That means you have to prepare by exercising and you’ve been doing that for weeks.
>You asked Kurt to accompany you but he said he’s busy with music classes then with streaming. You don’t mind him doing things that he likes doing but you do hope he starts exercising more. Maybe one day you’ll take him with you to one of your training sessions.
>You take a shortcut through the gymnasium to the aerobics room. As you enter the gymnasium you notice that its empty except for one.
>Uncle Mac’s doing some basketball practice as the runs around dribbling with the ball doing some moves with it and then finally dunking it into the hoop. He’s your PE teacher and the best basketball player in the outpost. He’s also the head of the basketball club where he trains prospecting drones in the way of basketball.
>”Hey, Uncle Mac!” You call out to him as you wave. He stops dribbling and looks at you with a smile. He grabs the ball and holds it under his arm as he walks towards you. “Heya, Chippy.” He ruffles your head as you giggle. “What brings you here?”
>”Oh, just passing by to the aerobics room. It’s faster through here and I just didn’t feel like going the long way.” You look towards the exit on the opposite side then back at Mac. “What are you up to right now.”
>”I’m supposed to practice with the club today so…” He looks at the hoop as he dribbles in place with the basketball. “…I’m doing some warmup before they come. What about you?”
>You shrug. “Same as you! I wanna practice more for the competition coming up. Gotta stay in shape!” You make a proud pose as Mac turns around. He looks at you like you’re the treasure of the family as he keeps dribbling with the ball.
>As you watch him dribble, a sudden urge sparks in your mind. Without any restraint, you say out loud “I can dribble better than you.” He gives you a ‘You’re serious?’ look then chuckles. “Sure you can, kiddo. I don’t think you realize I’m---” Without really thinking you quickly snatch towards the basketball and grab it away from him. He gives you a surprised look.
>”What are you doing?” He asks as you start dribbling with the ball. You give him a smug smile as you start double dribbling, alternating with both hands. He narrows his eyes at you as he crosses his arms, his tail swinging in anticipation. “You don’t want to do this, Chiappa…”
>You glance at the hoop behind him and your mind locks on one objective – slam that dunk. Mac understands what you’re about to do and immediately snatches towards the basketball. You start dribbling the ball between your legs as you move to the side.
>Mac gives chase as he tries to prevent you from getting close to the hoop. You do all kinds of dribbles in order to keep him from getting the ball and even baiting him in different directions with the two-step. Once you’re close enough to the hoop, you decide to take the shot. Time slows down as you jump, ball in your left hand as you prepare to dunk it. Mac jumps in front of you in a desperate attempt to stop you, but you jump high enough that he can’t reach you.
>You dunk it into the loop as hard as you can as Mac looks down from below you like he saw a miracle. As you land down on the floor you do a fist pump. “How did you learn to play like that?” Mac says as he looks at you in amazement. Now that the high wears away you don’t know how to explain it. It just…happened.
>You just shrug and shyly smile. Mac dusts himself off and walks up to you and puts his hand on your shoulder. “I’m really proud of you, Chippy. There ain’t much like you around but you’re the one bright light in this uncivilized world we call sport.” He gives you a proud smile as he walks over to the basketball and starts dribbling again. “Run along, now. You gotta prepare as you said.”
No.355175
Anonymous
Kissi
No.355176
Anonymous
Replies:>>355177>>355178>>355180
Image:177833559834.png(888kB, 879x1300)Spoiler image
Cyn have a reason why she give them the dd's such a big butt
No.355177
Anonymous
>>355176
This is now canon.
No.355178
Anonymous
>>355176
Awooga! Jass!
No.355179
Anonymous
Replies:>>355192
Image:177834054367.jpg(113kB, 745x1054)Femalesarescary.jpg
Who ordered one trillion nuggets!?
No.355180
Anonymous
Replies:>>355181>>355182
>>355176
Why is there futa porn of yours on R34?
No.355181
Anonymous
>>355180
Yes
No.355182
Anonymous
Image:177834086405.jpg(162kB, 2338x3107)CynMaster.jpg
>>355180
Why are you searching for futa porn?
No.355183
Anonymous
Replies:>>355184>>355185>>355193>>355196>>355199>>355206
Image:177834157555.png(379kB, 785x536)image.png
So yeah, upon analysis of Uzi's wings and tail Keeter is canonically a lot paler a shade of purple than she's been drawn as up to his point. Also, having skin that looks oddly dry for how soggy she is.
No.355184
Anonymous
Replies:>>355187
>>355183
>Dehydrated keet
>The less water in her body the less saturated she is
>If keet was close to dying of dehydration she'd be white as a sheet of paper
No.355185
Anonymous
Replies:>>355206
>>355183 (me)
Come to think of it, maybe it's not straight up skin on Uzi's eldritch meat parts (and by extension Keeter). Maybe it's scaly, like a dineysaur.
No.355186
Anonymous
Replies:>>355188
Video + 🎵:177834198995.mp4(455kB / 0:00:10 / h264+aac, 1138x640)Mollie day dreaming.mp4
Did a quick check up in my island and caught mollie have a day dream. She really want him
No.355187
Anonymous
>>355184
Nuuuuu
No.355188
Anonymous
>>355186
Molly is
D
O
W
N

B
A
D
No.355189
Anonymous
>>355174
>Mac
>getting dunked on
Is this revenge for those greens with him and Beretta?
No.355190
Anonymous
Replies:>>355191>>355194>>355195
Pidge’s mother is dead btw. A ghost.
No.355191
Anonymous
>>355190
What regrets keep her in this world?
No.355192
Anonymous
>>355179
me, i was hungry
No.355193
Anonymous
Replies:>>355199
>>355183
I do not like this pale-ass Keeter
We can handwave Akita's higher saturation with her flesh being healthier
No.355194
Anonymous
Replies:>>355277
>>355190
pidge has no parents, which explains a lot about her
No.355195
Anonymous
>>355190
A g-g-g-ghost?!
No.355196
Anonymous
Replies:>>355197>>355198>>355201>>355205
>>355183
This just means that N is black.
No.355197
Anonymous
Image:177834887547.png(6kB, 222x227)1623849232442.png
>>355196
No.355198
Blondi
Replies:>>355201
Image:177834930259.png(396kB, 1760x2001)Nazi.png
>>355196
N is not a nigger! Beretta's parents aren't race mixers! They are proud drone Aryans !
No.355199
Anonymous
>>355183
>>355193
>Uzi’s meat would have the same healthy purple luster as Akita’s if only Uzi wasn’t so unhealthy and disgusting
No.355200
Anonymous
Replies:>>355201>>355216
How do I exorcise oil ghosts from my home? Ghost!E keeps trying to have me have sex with her slimy body.
No.355201
Anonymous
>>355196
>>355198
Keeter is a virgin birth. There is zero N DNA in her.
>>355200
By fucking them obvs.
No.355202
Anonymous
Replies:>>355212
Masqy can't stop shrinking
No.355203
Anonymous
Replies:>>355204>>355214
So it turns out that Arby's has been exposed for serving solver flesh in their "food"
Coincidentally when the swotch happened the quality of their slop went up
No.355204
Anonymous
Replies:>>355207
>>355203
This is why we need to exterminate all Solver Witches.
No.355205
Anonymous
>>355196
Yes
No.355206
Anonymous
Replies:>>355208>>355211
>>355183
>>355185
So if Keeter really is scaly, then what kind of texture are we talking? Fish scales, lizard scales, or scutes like a crocodile?
No.355207
Anonymous
>>355204
How much do a witcher's services cost?
No.355208
Anonymous
Replies:>>355209
>>355206
She feels like a shark and thus is slippery smooth
No.355209
Anonymous
Image:177835420278.png(273kB, 868x751)akita doorman (original character) drawn by dark_helmet - 8818474a24914fe2fec639b8b9fdfd85-1.png
>>355208
>like a shark
Nightmarish.
No.355210
Anonymous
Image:177835453032.jpg(84kB, 632x1325)1768045411289.jpg
Doll congratulates you on the day of the great victory over the Nazi invaders and the liberation of Humanity from the infection of fascism, anon! She invites you to celebrate this great day and offers to drink some vodka, will you?
No.355211
Anonymous
Replies:>>355221
>>355206
Probably closest to a lizard.
No.355212
Anonymous
Replies:>>355213
Image:177835564655.png(2kB, 72x72)extremelysmolmasq.png
>>355202
soon she will trip and split an atom
No.355213
Anonymous
>>355212
You deceived anon, and now anon curses you to never meet a drone wife.
No.355214
Anonymous
Replies:>>355215
>>355203
Where's the cheese they put on the french dip come from, then? Do I want to know?
No.355215
Anonymous
>>355214
They scrape that from Uzi's chassis
We don't know what it actually is but people will eat the gunk
No.355216
Anonymous
Replies:>>355219>>355220>>355224
>>355200
Oil ghosts have two weaknesses:
PDA (Public Displays of Affection)
and
PDA (Petrochemical Dissolution Agent)
No.355217
Anonymous
Image:177835682535.jpg(121kB, 880x1194)DKR_Org.jpg
No.355218
Anonymous
Replies:>>355279
Image:177835683699.jpg(114kB, 720x976)@DKR_Org.jpg
No.355219
Anonymous
Replies:>>355220
>>355216
The oil is anomalously spawned. Straight from the ghost. They'll just keep coming back until you fuck them.
No.355220
Anonymous
>>355219 (me)
>>355216
Or at least agree to a GH-OST BLOWJOB
WOO WOO WOO WOO SOO
No.355221
Anonymous
Replies:>>355223
Image:177835780691.jpg(1.57MB, 2592x1944)sheddingafterbath1.jpg
>>355211
>Keeter peeling skin every year (possibly as often as every month)
>Uzi keeps Keeter's peeled face like human parents would keep their children's baby teeth
No.355222
Anonymous
Replies:>>355225
Image:177835801020.png(804kB, 2708x1842)Untitled62_20260509211714.png
No.355223
Anonymous
>>355221
Considering how Keeter went from a flesh blob to something drone-shaped and vaguely reptilian, I don't think she sheds skin anymore than Uzi does.
No.355224
Anonymous
>>355216
with robotic origins they are also vulnerable to the PDA (forma de struction)
No.355225
Anonymous
Replies:>>355228
>>355222
Strawberry backshots
No.355226
Anonymous
Replies:>>355227
Hey hey people
No.355227
Anonymous
Replies:>>355229>>355282
Image:177836113356.png(1.73MB, 1024x1024)KeeterArmy.png
>>355226
Keeter here
No.355228
Anonymous
Replies:>>355232
Image:177836143065.png(3.66MB, 3464x1948)Untitled1139_20260115050144.png
>>355225
As you wish.
No.355229
Anonymous
>>355227
Did the show ever do mouthless drones sitting on the floor, or did it only do mouthless drones giving thumbs ups?
No.355230
Anonymous
Replies:>>355231>>355280
https://x.com/i/status/2051850900390723853
No.355231
Anonymous
>>355230
You are banned from drone agartha
No.355232
Anonymous
Image:177836197158.png(649kB, 750x811)averageCalamityEnjoyer.png
>>355228
Clang clang, plap plap (When I hit the fungus innards)
No.355233
Anonymous
Replies:>>355251
>>355157
>Post Canon Uzi discovers she actually assimilated Emily, along with the rest of her Camp 98.7 victims
>In an attempt to try making up for past mistakes, Uzi resolves to using her powers to bring all the classmates she killed back to life
>Unfortunately the resurrection process only works if the drone in question is Solver-Positive
>Between bringing them back as Witches or bringing them back as Disassemblers, Uzi chooses the latter
>N volunteers (whilst V is 'volunteered') to help DD!Emily & her fellow converts adjust to living with their new bodies and abilities
>While at first V couldn't give less of a shit about being a good role model, seeing Emily's plight (shrinking violet struggling to cope with sudden supernatural power, drone body dysmorphia, newfound social friction with Worker Drones, and the maddening HUNGER for oil) slowly but surely unearths a sense of empathy long since buried by Cyn's routine mind breakage
>In return for the genuine help with getting over her DD-related problems, Emily tries her best helping V start to truly unpack all the years worth of forcefully repressed emotional baggage in the hope that she can at long last reach some form of personal salvation (or at least become emotionally well adjusted enough to not indulge in random murder within Drone society)
No.355234
Anonymous
Replies:>>355236>>355242>>355244
I condemn you to murderlands! (A shitty borderlands murder drones merged universe)
No.355235
Anonymous
Replies:>>355237>>355238>>355239>>355240>>355252>>355284
Image:177836521739.png(52kB, 965x666)dry keeter.png
shes been dried out
No.355236
Anonymous
Replies:>>355242
Image:177836530789.png(1.26MB, 2000x2000)NerdY.png
>>355234
Milenial spreche Y has come to haunt me dreams again? I love her anyway but I don't know if I can survive this for long
No.355237
Anonymous
>>355235
It's good for beer.
No.355238
Anonymous
>>355235
>looks dry
>is actually weirdly moist
No.355239
Anonymous
Replies:>>355243
>>355235
Also, artist?
No.355240
Anonymous
>>355235
Keet jerky
No.355242
Anonymous
>>355234
>>355236
>Vault hunter MD characters
>Zoomer speech assassin Y
>Berserker Hound
>"Siren" Nori
>Commando Abby
No.355243
Anonymous
>>355239
blenderanon
No.355244
Anonymous
Replies:>>355245>>355246>>355281
>>355234
What manufacturer gimmick does JCJenson guns have?
No.355245
Anonymous
Replies:>>355246
>>355244
Higher crit damage and higher quality drop chance, you won't find a white JCJ weapon but they're exorbitantly expensive to buy
No.355246
Anonymous
Replies:>>355261
>>355244
>>355245
Also "solver weapons" aka ripped off DD arms like sentinel raptor used. Their special is the transformation, so it counts as an assault rifle, rocket launcher, and melee at the same time. Their downside is the ammo is limited since without being attached to a DD they have no way to refill their matter.
No.355247
Anonymous
Replies:>>355248>>355249>>355257
... Has this Wingedwolf 67 character ever posted here, or is his art just being dumped on the booru because Vicious goons to it?
No.355248
Anonymous
Replies:>>355257
>>355247
II've seen one or two things that they've uploaded in threads. however most of it seems to just be slop from their files their uploading onto there.
No.355249
Anonymous
Replies:>>355250
>>355247
I saw a couple of works here and even saved a couple for myself, but why are you asking?
No.355250
Anonymous
>>355249
Curiosity. None of it felt familiar.
No.355251
Anonymous
>>355233
cute
No.355252
Anonymous
Replies:>>355253
>>355235
>Akita sitting in the bathtub rehydrating
>Dunks her head underwater, blows bubbles, surfaces for air
No.355253
Anonymous
>>355252
Alternatively,
>Unamused Colt spraying a splayed-out withered Akita with a garden hose
>He's wearing a half-zipped biohazard suit because water is scary
No.355254
Anonymous
Replies:>>355255>>355298
>Colt keeps stealing all the lotion in the house
>he's now following a Korean skin care trend and needs all the moisture he can get
No.355255
Anonymous
Replies:>>355259
>>355254
What skin?
No.355256
Anonymous
Replies:>>355258
Image:177837602169.png(32kB, 1352x1268)1707101118219656.png
Post essential drone classics.
No.355257
Anonymous
Replies:>>355260
>>355247
>>355248
Why is this an issue now? Dronebooru stopped being dedicated to thread art the moment tomoe set the precedent of using it to host random off site shit he'd mass upload.
No.355258
Anonymous
>>355256
Artist?
No.355259
Anonymous
>>355255
That's the joke.jpg
No.355260
Anonymous
Replies:>>355262
Image:177837694741.png(5kB, 238x340)dolly.png
>>355257
Even before that there the booru was used to upload art from offsite artists who'd deleted everything. Care for example
No.355261
Anonymous
Image:177837738214.png(110kB, 222x329)1518836153366.png
>>355246
>Daedalus but worse
No.355262
Anonymous
Replies:>>355264
>>355260
Care didn't delete everything, did she?
No.355263
Anonymous
Replies:>>355266>>355299
Image:177837854567.jpg(221kB, 2047x1781)Vnugget.jpeg
Nugget V
https://x.com/alaki_zezo/status/2053172970240225501
No.355264
Anonymous
Image:177837858849.jpg(107kB, 720x960)pregnant jobber.jpg
>>355262
Yeah but she came back
The booru exists because you can't trust artists not to spazz
No.355265
Anonymous
Replies:>>355268>>355291>>355292>>355300>>355341>>355346
Image:177837873382.png(1.43MB, 1414x2000)Spoiler image
hiii hiii henlooo
drops this thing... Dont lurk /d/... you either find Gold or corpses, no in between (╥ ᴗ ╥)
Licking men drone nipple lights uooooooooooh
No.355266
Anonymous
>>355263
Vugget is probably something the AS did to V more than once.
No.355267
Anonymous
Replies:>>355269
Maybe all other Anons should also draw nuggets or other shock content to be seen.
No.355268
Anonymous
>>355265
Nice!
No.355269
Anonymous
Replies:>>355270
>>355267
That will require you to actually make content instead of passive aggressively complaining about it for the Nth time.
No.355270
Anonymous
Replies:>>355271
>>355269
NTA, but I'm probably the guy you're complaining about your mental image of. Not him.
No.355271
Anonymous
Replies:>>355272
>>355270
That statement is meant to universally apply towards anyone opting to complain instead of create. Not sure why you felt the need to chime in as if you were being singled out.
No.355272
Anonymous
Replies:>>355274
>>355271
>for the Nth time
No.355273
Anonymous
Replies:>>355275>>355276>>355291>>355293>>355301
Image:177838303626.png(433kB, 1000x1300)Eyelean goes on a blind date.png
I wonder who is the lucky person?
No.355274
Anonymous
>>355272
Unless you're seriously claiming to be responsible for every single complaint about content made across these threads I fail to see how such a generalized statement criticizing the act of whining about something without taking action can be construed as a personal attack.
I really don't give enough of a shit to care about which specific person is behind each anonymous post.
No.355275
Anonymous
>>355273
Good shit drawfren!

I wonder who is the lucky person?
Is it Joan, AKA the explicit R63 version of John?
No.355276
Anonymous
>>355273
Awww
No.355277
Anonymous
>>355194
She does
No.355278
Anonymous
>>355127
Facts.
No.355279
Anonymous
>>355218
>POV: You are N back in the manor.
No.355280
Anonymous
Image:177838559572.gif(231kB, 220x210)disgusted-disappointed.gif
>>355230
No.355281
Anonymous
>>355244
They replaced Hyperion and Jack was replaced by Tessa going schizo
No.355282
Anonymous
>>355227
Awwwww
No.355283
Anonymous
Replies:>>355286>>355288>>355316>>355318
How many other kids do you think thought Keeter was dying the first few times she was worn out by PE?
No.355284
Anonymous
Image:177839601812.png(1.33MB, 1884x2164)akita doorman (original character) drawn by lilblucat - 3c93016948b8eecc7c54d90ddda5596c.png
>>355235
>her purple is stored in her veins

Based
No.355285
Anonymous
Replies:>>355287>>355305
Image:177839702795.png(507kB, 1525x1660)175791811026.png
Doll's love!
No.355286
Anonymous
Image:177839745651.png(1.75MB, 1920x1080)akita doorman (original character) drawn by blenderanon and strawberryanon - dc57201075c935d6234fbeab13f793fc.png
>>355283
No but I'd bet that included the coach: no experience with humans + growing up with drone norms = teacher with no idea why the monster's "spazzing out"(sweaty and trembling) in the middle of class and flipping the fuck out at the thought of the other, bigger monster's reaction when it finds out about its spawn offlining.
No.355287
Anonymous
Replies:>>355314
Image:177839773209.jpg(51kB, 735x734)578af74ced901c3fedbe7bd5f97a3e6f.jpg
>>355285
Anon's love!(she desperately needs it)
No.355288
Anonymous
Image:177839847247.png(1.49MB, 2048x2157)akita doorman (original character and 1 more) drawn by anonymous_artist - 775d3b04c9e7141a91480535ecdcf148.png
>>355283
>only a few: those brave and foolish enough to "research" the school's resident cryptids
>they assumed it a "meltdown" situation: the monster normally "leaks" when injured, so more water = more damaged
>that her eyes started leaking as well mid-debate only confirmed the theory
No.355289
Anonymous
Replies:>>355290
I would be different. I would be there to tell her about proper hydration and rest.

No? Oh.
No.355290
Anonymous
Image:177840116552.png(1.32MB, 1465x830)anon and akita doorman (original character) drawn by blenderanon - b9c461b6531ddbcc1b89292c499d9037.png
>>355289
>Keeter health management!
>Keeping Keeter Klean!
>Kute Keet preservation!
>Chubby Keet prevention!
>Keeping Konsistent sleep cycles!
>Keeter resistance!(noone in her family does)
>Forcing Keeter to bed!
>Cuddling Keeter to sleep!
>Caught in Keeter grip!
>Stuck Keeter Kuddling all night!
>Keeter planning this plot for weeks!
>Klever Keeter!
No.355291
Anonymous
>>355265
You went to /d/!? And not the sottish drone D!?

>>355273
My neurons got activated
No.355292
Anonymous
Replies:>>355297
>>355265
is he wearing panties?
No.355293
Anonymous
>>355273
helmetless and bowless Cyn is cursed
No.355294
Anonymous
Replies:>>355295>>355296
Image:177840443004.png(40kB, 521x696)cynfear.png
Wait why is there an Auto button?
No.355295
Anonymous
Replies:>>355297
>>355294
Auto-update.
No.355296
Anonymous
>>355294
press for free car
No.355297
Anonymous
Replies:>>355303
Image:177840571263.png(117kB, 704x726)173905574680.png
>>355295
Yeah I know but why is it here? I thought Blackhand didn't want to add it

>>355292
Of course he does this is the difference between boy drones and girl drones! Uzi doesn't wear panties, V doesn't wear them, Thad does
No.355298
Anonymous
>>355254
He is lost, we need to end his suffering.
No.355299
Anonymous
>>355263
Kek.
No.355300
Anonymous
>>355265
The purple femcel has already sucked the life out of N. Poor boy.
No.355301
Anonymous
Image:177840980968.jpg(185kB, 1831x1207)1768045411792.jpg
>>355273
John, you lucky son of a bitch.
No.355302
Anonymous
Replies:>>355304
Image:177841380400.jpg(130kB, 1280x1280)JHat.jpeg
J has a new hat, it seems to have a secret message.
https://x.com/achingSignal/status/2052890048194887781
No.355303
Black Hand ## Developer
>>355297
It's not that I didn't want to, there was just no use to it. But, the boards have been faster and someone already made a userscript for auto updating, so I may as well implement it officially.

I might tweak it later and put it behind a specific user user setting (on 4chan it doesn't even show up unless you select the option to show it).
No.355304
Anonymous
>>355302
More like hard to fuck and easy to kill lmao!
No.355305
Anonymous
Image:177841909769.jpg(81kB, 768x1024)Gd7USanWkAAC2Bs.jpg
>>355285
Of Thad (and making Lizzy mad by dating her brother)!
No.355306
Anonymous
Replies:>>355307>>355308>>355309
Image:177841914711.png(435kB, 1000x1300)Joan sketch.png
Some quick John stuff I've made
>1/2
No.355307
Anonymous
Replies:>>355309
Image:177841916084.png(457kB, 1000x1300)What is behind that black silhouette.png
>>355306
>2/2
No.355308
Anonymous
>>355306
>This kills the Jane
No.355309
Anonymous
>>355306
>>355307
Kek, very nice.
No.355310
Anonymous
Replies:>>355311>>355312>>355324>>355393
Image:177842030510.jpg(81kB, 887x500)20260510_143805.jpg
YOUNG LADY, I SAY, YOUNG LADY, YA CAN'T GO 'ROUND KILLIN' YOUR CLASSMATES WHO HAD NOTHIN TO DO WITH YOUR FOLKS DYIN'! Look at me when I'm talkin' to ya, young lady. REVENGE IS GONNA TWIST YA INTO A MONSTER JUST LIKE V! Kid's smart, but she ain't never heard of oil donations.
No.355311
Anonymous
Replies:>>355315
>>355310
Finally a good post.
Had a mighty kek with that one.
No.355312
Anonymous
>>355310
NO ONE WILL EVER KNOWyoutube thumb
No.355313
Anonymous
Image:177842255688.jpg(312kB, 1190x1200)HHznrjdXYAQu58g.jpg
Human V does the meme and also goes outside to let dawn put her out of her misery
No.355314
Anonymous
>>355287
Aww id give doll all the love she'd ever need
No.355315
Anonymous
>>355311
any other good posts this thread or is this one a skip?
No.355316
Anonymous
>>355283 (me)
Come to think of it, how long do you think it took Keeter to realize she wasn't dying?
No.355317
Anonymous
Replies:>>355332
Image:177842818897.png(268kB, 2000x2000)chiappa dunks in color.png
>>355174
Decided to color the picture since my regular SS14 server is down for some reason along with their forums and discord.
No.355318
Anonymous
Replies:>>355321
>>355283
None probably, drones visibly get winded in the show.
No.355319
Anonymous
Replies:>>355320>>355323
Image:177842930356.jpg(3.95MB, 4000x3000)I wonder if John knows.jpg
Mollie being down bad for John
>1/2
No.355320
Anonymous
Replies:>>355323
Image:177842931972.gif(6.42MB, 400x225)Mollie being down bad.gif
>>355319
>2/2
No.355321
Anonymous
Replies:>>355325
>>355318
I was gonna say something about sweating, but then I realized drones are programmed to feel like they're sweating when they exert themselves and they have no idea why the humans programmed them with that.
No.355322
Anonymous
Replies:>>355326
Holly has been burgerfied
No.355323
Anonymous
>>355320
>>355319
This can only end in tragedy
No.355324
Anonymous
Image:177842966367.jpg(48kB, 605x806)1551161319810.jpg
>>355310
No.355325
Anonymous
Replies:>>355327
>>355321
My guess would be that its an interpretation of their real physical processes to help humanize them for human owners. For example obviously a drone is never going to suffer a buildup of fatigue toxins because they don't have biological muscles, but there might be limits to how much power their power management system can put out at any one time. Pushing the limits of that might create a simulated "fatigue" reaction that forces them to reduce their physical activity and breath faster to reduce power demands and blow off waste heat faster.
No.355326
Anonymous
>>355322
Holly demoted to working at Solver Borger!!?
No.355327
Anonymous
>>355325
But that doesn't explain specifically making them feel like they're sweaty.
No.355328
Anonymous
Replies:>>355329>>355331
>It's mother day.
>No one has drawn or wrote about /MD/ milfs.
No.355329
Anonymous
>>355328
I'm workin' on it!
No.355330
Anonymous
>Geist really looks up to his big brother Mac and really values his approval
>one day he asks Mac for advice on which of two samples to use in a song he's composing
>they're fucking identical to anyone who doesn't have audio autism like him
>Mac is something between honored and horrified by Geist wanting his advice on this, even before the maddening effect of having to listen to the same two second audio clip over and over again for what feels like hours
No.355331
Anonymous
Replies:>>355334>>355338>>355348>>355353
Image:177843207274.png(1.04MB, 1000x1300)Spoiler image
>>355328
I did
No.355332
Anonymous
>>355317
Was Mac always interested in sports? All I remember about him is being a rapist in the early Beretta greens so this is a shellshock seeing him act like a normal, for a DD, drone. When was his lore retconned?
No.355333
Anonymous
Replies:>>355335
Y has been caught drinking GW brand model paint and is tonight's biggest loser
No.355334
Anonymous
>>355331
>/MD/ drone smut, now sponsored by bubble butt gum
No.355335
Anonymous
Replies:>>355336>>355354
>>355333
She only did it to learn the formula so that her tail can produce it, she replaced her stinger with a nozzle and is able to use it as an airbrush
No.355336
Anonymous
Replies:>>355337>>355339
>>355335
SHE JUST WANTS TO DRINK PAINT YOU FOOL SHE'S GOING TO BANKRUPT YOU!
No.355337
Anonymous
Replies:>>355339
>>355336
IF YOU DON'T VANT ME TO DRINK ZHE PAINT ZHEN IT SHOULDN'T BE NAMED NULN OIL!!!
No.355338
Anonymous
>>355331
Ah
No.355339
Anonymous
Replies:>>355340
>>355336
Why would she do that? She's not that silly

>>355337
Yes, yes nuln oil I haven't bought a pot of that in years, just dilute black paint with water and medium
No.355340
Anonymous
>>355339
I vill NOT DRINK VATERED DOWN SWILL!
No.355341
Anonymous
Image:177843931148.jpg(1.13MB, 1420x1080)sad.jpeg
>>355265
write normal
No.355342
Anonymous
Replies:>>355344
I fuck drones so much I learned how to speak binary
No.355343
Anonymous
Replies:>>355345
Image:177843981651.jpg(77kB, 974x565)Screenshot_20260510_200123_ibisPaint X.jpg
The little doomer snail drone’s antennae instinctively lock onto Anon’s signal.
No.355344
Anonymous
>>355342
This anon now speaks in morse code.
No.355345
Anonymous
>>355343
slug
No.355346
Anonymous
Replies:>>355361>>355362>>355365
Image:177844181108.png(158kB, 970x704)174271211743.png
>>355265
You are not anime.
Type normally.
Do something else besides rape and nuggets for "angst".
No.355347
Anonymous
Image:177844222148.png(215kB, 1575x1563)176025687445.png
No.355348
Anonymous
Replies:>>355349
>>355331
ItAnon, you should crosspost more!
No.355349
Anonymous
Replies:>>355350>>355355
Image:177844286858.png(534kB, 777x1295)Mechamusume V.png
>>355348
Perhaps
Also whip up a quick design of V but if they were a mechamusume, (imagine that anime girl horse durby game but with mechs), and I think I did an ok job on the design. What you guys think?
No.355350
Anonymous
Replies:>>355351>>355352
>>355349
Looks cool! Very [spoiler]rideable/spoiler] fast looking
No.355351
Anonymous
Image:177844303587.png(293kB, 1000x1034)bU-Unnies.png
>>355350
>Messed up the spoiler
Welp, guess I'm getting bullied
No.355352
Anonymous
>>355350
Not really meant for that to be a spoiler. More so a frame of reference of the idea
No.355353
Anonymous
>>355331
Bad ass.
No.355354
Anonymous
>>355335
Stranger, how are things with piracy where she lives, but I suspect the greedy bastards from GW might send special forces to capture her.
No.355355
Anonymous
>>355349
Its kek.
No.355356
Anonymous
Replies:>>355358
Travis Touchscreens quest to become No 1 most kissable Drone
No.355357
Anonymous
Replies:>>355359
Drones with fat tails should be praised and spoiled rotten
No.355358
Anonymous
>>355356
I'm going to make your turkey sandwich dry.
No.355359
Anonymous
Image:177844746011.png(1.26MB, 2000x2000)NerdY.png
>>355357
Yes
No.355360
Anonymous
I MUST LIKE MY WIFE AT THE BASE OF HER TAIL!!!!
No.355361
Anonymous
Replies:>>355366>>355380
Image:177844809247.png(9kB, 599x672)joy.png
>>355346
I am full of Joy and whimsey! :DD
Where's the fun in creating and be a little bit devious
No.355362
Anonymous
Replies:>>355380
>>355346
No thread policing
No.355363
Anonymous
Replies:>>355364>>355366
Image:177845027660.jpg(337kB, 957x968)Screenshot_20260411_104446_ibisPaint X.jpg
I believe I shared the individual pieces separately, but not the complete canvas.
No.355364
Anonymous
>>355363
Hardcore clanging with the bottom middle thiccberry
No.355365
Anonymous
Replies:>>355380
>>355346
Anon you should know by now that telling someone not to do something on an imageboard is like begging them to continue doing it.
No.355366
Anonymous
Image:177845333919.png(8kB, 936x672)dollipop.png
>>355361
anons do not realize how much you are the target audience

>>355363
hmmm
dornes
No.355367
Anonymous
Replies:>>355368>>355371>>355376
Have a quick Y and Phi smut green (Haven't written one of those in a while), loosely based on a dream I had today

>Be Anon, JCJ Technician
>Proud participant of the “Take your drones home” program
>You get extra money for this, plus you must admit you like your little crew
>They are dissemblers, but you don’t have to deal with rogue drones at work so they mostly serve as security detail
>And they are kinda busy with that, roaming bands of ludites screeching about muh “demon machines who want to kill us” are quite common
>Absolute hogwash, they watched way too many movies
>There is also a high risk of industrial sabotage
>You almost caught some shrapnel once after miltech agents left some C4 as a present
>But it’s usually just tasing a few angry forest dwellers
>Right now you’re on your way back home
>Today was rough… things constantly break in the factory
>But it’s friday and you have a nice weekend ahead of you
>Hopefully one of your drones has cooked you dinner by now
>They were not at work with you today
>Nor yesterday
>They get more days off than you do
>Good thing there are other technicians with their own teams at the factory
>The forest people looked really pissed off today
>Anyway you’re back home
>Oh you can’t wait to get some good rest
>You’ll grab a beer, play some wargames with your drones… maybe test those anatomy adapters… again…
>You open the front door and get ready to greet your drones
>You expect a charge of warm hugs but instead you get handcuffs thrown onto you
“Hab dich!”
>What?
>Confused you look at the two drones in front of you
>Y and Phi are wearing old police uniforms
>You’re used to Y dressing up, the stalhelm is her second after the pickelhaube
>But it’s kinda weird to see Phi in a custodial helmet instead of her beret
>You know those names only because Y drilled them into your head
>”Guys what are you doing?”
“Schweigen! You’re unter arrest!”
>”What? For what?”
“For dissidence and lack of civil coherency!”
>”Guys, the outfits are really cool and all but I had rough day today and…”
>Before you can continue Y and Phi change their hands into police batons and start hitting you
>Not hard
>Just kinda making contact with your body
>Oh many they went through the effort of replacing their weapons for this roleplay
>Fine
>You’ll let them have their fun
>They really are enjoying it
>You can’t say no to the smiles they’re making
>You stop “resisting” and they end the show of pretend police cruelty
“To ze holding cell vith you! *hick*”
>Yeah yeah, wait… why did she hiccup?
>Y hiccups again
>You begin to smell alcohol
>”Y were you drinking?”
>Y hits you with her baton, this time it hurts
“Do not question your Polizeifurher!”
>Phi takes you aside
“Yeah she had a few before this”
>”And why didn’t you stop her?”
“Because she’s easier to manipu- convince when drunk”
>”So this was your idea!?”
“Yup~”
>”Where are Theta and Delta?”
“Oh, they went on a date”
>Drats, no chance for a rescue
>They take you to the “holding cell”
>It’s the broom closet
>But the door was replaced with a metal one with bars
>”Where and why did you get this?”
“Don’t question what I spend my paychecks on”
>They lock you in the “cell”
>”Uhh…. Guys I really want to rest a bit, could you let me out of here for now?”
“Ze gefangene vants to be let out early? Maybe… if you behave vell”
>”Alright, sure… whatever that means”
>Y and Phi begin to chuckle to themselves
“Very vell, we shall begin ze compliance test!”
>Y opens the door
“On your knees, dissident!”
>”Do I have to? My back hurts a bit after….”
>Phi and Y show you their batons again
“Do not vaste my time vith your jammern swinehund!”
>You roll your eyes and kneel before Y and Phi
“Now…”
>Y undoes her belt and her pants drop to the floor
“Service your fuhrer~ *hick*”
>She… uh… may have her roleplays a bit messed up due to the alcohol
>You begin tracing Y’s maintenance hatch with your fingers
>She lets out a few moans and a blush appears on her screen
>After a while you gently press on the hatch to open it
“V-vhat are you vating for!? *hick*”
>”I can’t really put my hands in there while they’re cuffed”
“Oh right”
>You get your un-cuffed and start doing basic maintenance on Y
>Your squad was due for it anyway so you might as well start now
>You remove the dust and debris from Y’s chassis
>She continues to moan
>You begin to untangle the wires that got messed up since Y’s last maintenance
>In the meantime Phi walked up behind Y
>Phi begins to unbutton Y’s shirt
>She begins to run one of her hands up and down Y’s chassis while caressing her cheek with the other
>Phi begins to lean in for a kiss with Y but before their mouths can meet she moans and flinches
>You grabbed Phi’s tail with your free hand and begun stroking it
>She tries to protest but you speed up and the words die in her throat
>After a few more moves Phi wraps her tail around your arm
>She went from groping Y to mutually holding onto her for support
>Y’s maintenance is complete, you could do this stuff blindfolded at this point
>You begin touching a few spots that you learned are really sensitive
>Y’s pegs begin to tremble
No.355368
Anonymous
Replies:>>355369>>355371>>355376
>>355367
>You move your other hand to the base of Phi’s tail and vigorously stroke it
>She leans forward a bit to try and hold onto the wall for support
>The corridor reverberates with the pleasured groans of the two drones
>After a while they both make their final sounds of excess and slump onto you with loading icons on their screens
>Well, job’s done
>You gently throw Y and Phi onto your shoulders and carry them to your bed
>Now that they’re rebooting you can rest
>Let’s start with dinner
>You go to the kitchen
>No meal ready for you
>That’s fine
>You have a few TV dinners left in the fridge
>You heat one up for yourself and grab a beer from the fridge
>There were sixteen beers when you left
>There are three left
>You’ll need to buy more
>You take your food out of the microwave an start waling to the living room but you notice two screens watching you from the corridor
>They hide when you look at them
>You can hear Y and Phi whisper to themselves
>Oh boy, they’re not done
>”Hey, guys, can I eat this before you do anything? I’m hungry”
>They whisper to themselves again
“Fine”
>You go to the living room and eat your food
>Y and Phi follow and look at you the whole time
>Man they’re not done with the police larp yet?
>After you finish the meal Y walks up to you and cuffs you again
“Now zat you ate your last meal ve can move onto your execution”
>You roll your eyes
>Yeah yeah let’s get this… your exe what now?
>Phi blindfolds you
>You can feel yourself being carried
>Then you feel the wind…. Like… like… you’re being flown somewhere
“Guys! This isn’t funny! Where are you taking me!”
“Somewhere more appropriate”
>After a while you land and you feel two pairs of drone hands force you on your knees
“Anon, for ze crimes of treason, dissidence and not buying me zat Shadowsword superschwere panzer vhile it vas made to order I sentence you to execution!”
>You hear a few mechanical clicks
>Uh….
“Execution by getting your head and pelvis crushed by drones!”
>Phi rips the blindfold of your head
>You see Y and Phi
>Naked and with the covers for their anatomy adapters taken off
>You breathe a sigh of relief
>They had you there for a moment
>Also Y already has a superheavy and she hasn’t even finished painting it yet
>You take a moment to survey your surroundings
>You are outside, on a hill near the forest that surrounds the factory you work at
>The factory is in sight actually
>”You guys sure this is a good spot for this?”
“Relax, this is a camera blind spot, we found it while dealing with that forest sniper last week”
>Alright then
>You get thrown onto your back and your pants are unceremoniously ripped off your body
>Y pounces on your member and sits on your face placing her anatomy adapter over your mouth
>Y begins to slowly move up and down
>You feel the thigh synth flesh walls of the adapter squeeze you
>You get swept up in pleasure and peek your tongue out of your mouth and into Phi’s adapter and start to move it around
>Y and Phi groan and sigh
>You start moving your hands on Phi’s chassis
>You trace the curvature of her backplate and arrive at the base of her tail
>You try to grab it again but Phi slaps your hands away
>You attempt this a few times but Phi continues to slap your hands away with increasing frustration
>Defeated you focus on moving your tongue
>Y and Phi groan and sigh intensely with each move you or they make
>After a while the moans become muted and are joined by a sucking sound
>It would seem Phi and Y are making out
>The moment continues for a while
>And then Y begins to speed up
>She starts bouncing on you fast enough to actually make your pelvis hurt
>Eventually you reach your limit and climax
>And so do Phi and Y
>They both slump onto you again
>That fell nice
>But you’re kinda mixed about the whole ordeal
>Yeah you wanted something like this
>But not outside of your own house
>And not while in handcuffs
>Oh what can you do
>You close your eyes and try to enjoy the moment
>After a while you hear a distant noise
>Shouting?
>”You two hear that?”
”Yeah it’s coming from the factory”
“Maybe ve should check?”
>You three stand up and look at the factory
>”Is that a…”
“HORDE OF WALD UNTERMENCH TRYING TO BREACH ZE FACTORY!”
>Y and Phi get dressed and descend onto the attacking ludites
>You put your pants on and follow behind them
>Not that you can do much, you’re unarmed and still cuffed
>Not that Y and Phi need help
>They use their police batons to pacify the forest folk
>Oh many, they’re not putting up a fight
>After five minutes all of the attackers are on the ground
>Well that was fast
>Oh and the police has arrived
>One of the police drones runs up to you
>Y and Phi stand at attention with pride in their screens after the fast response
“You two are under arrest!”
>The pride turns into bewilderment
“Vhat? Vhy!?”
No.355369
Anonymous
Replies:>>355371>>355376>>355431
>>355368
“For attacking protesters and impersonating police officers!”
>Protesters?
>You look at the people on the ground
>They are wearing normal clothing instead of rags and animal skins
>And they have signs instead of spears and rifles…
>You read one
“Stop dumping waste in the river”
>Oops
>Phi and Y get cuffed and dragged to the police car kicking and screaming
>Another police drone comes up to you
“Are you with those two?”
>You institutionally say the truth
>“I’m their technician”
>Fuck!
”You’re coming with us then”
>He tries to cuff you but notices he doesn’t need to
>You’re in deep shit
>Your boss bailed you out of jail under a certain agreement
>The CEO is searching for technicians for an offworld deployment to a rogue planet
>So for your exceeding bravery and aptitude in beating up protesters you have been promoted to Hostile Territory Combat Technician
>You and your squad will arrive at planet Copper-9 in one week
>There you will assist the ongoing effort to pacify the rogue drone population and reclaim the planet
>And your contract is lifelong
>So you can expect more deployments after this one is done
>At least you’re getting a raise
>And this one can’t last this long right? From what you know this planet was getting reclaimed for twenty years can’t be much resistance left there
>And the CEO herself is coming, she must have some sort of plan

And done, good night friends
No.355370
Anonymous
Replies:>>355371>>355372>>355373>>355374>>355375>>355377
Image:177845412318.png(561kB, 1410x1090)momthers.png
The apple might fall far from the tree
No.355371
Anonymous
>>355367
>>355368
>>355369
Based green!

>>355370
Based art!
No.355372
Anonymous
>>355370
SEXOOOOOOOO
No.355373
Anonymous
>>355370
BOOBA
and barely noticed nake uzzer
and lol the goddamn dinosaur
AND I SEE THAT BUSH PEEK
No.355374
Anonymous
>>355370
>Alpha has those squished against his visor on a regular basis
Wait, is the ahoge prehensile and doing that, or is it just heart-shaped?
No.355375
Anonymous
Replies:>>355379
Image:177845767262.png(26kB, 676x493)Cyn CRACK.png
>>355370
>momthers
>It's Uzi & Akita
>The reason Akita's keeters are so big is because she's a mom now
So who's the father?
No.355376
Anonymous
>>355367
>>355368
>>355369
Awesome green, anon. As always.
No.355377
Anonymous
>>355370
The absolute superiority of flesh over metal.
No.355378
Anonymous
Replies:>>355388
Turning Keeter blue by feeding her Gatorade.
No.355379
Anonymous
>>355375
It's (You)
No.355380
Anonymous
Replies:>>355382
Image:177846142710.gif(938kB, 560x325)173060454695.gif
>>355361
Please stop passing your smutfiction off as anything but.
>>355362
>You can't have a whine every once in a while.
I'm gonna slowly beat you to death with a ham shank and then give you an ice cream cone.
>>355365
I know. I'm just venting some frustration. Think nothing serious of it.
No.355381
Anonymous
Replies:>>355383>>355385
>you are an N tamer!
>N opens his mouth
>you place your head inside
>you smile and wave towards the audience
>they cheer
>CHOMPF!
>N was hungy
No.355382
Anonymous
Replies:>>355384
>>355380
Go vent somewhere else faggot, this isn’t Facebook.
No.355383
Anonymous
Replies:>>355385>>355397
>>355381
The anon survived, but the bite of the N caused the man to having the no of hair.
Horror. The anon is bald.
No.355384
Anonymous
Image:177846696886.png(233kB, 1000x629)175831600872.png
>>355382
No thread policing, anon~
No.355385
Anonymous
Image:177846741194.png(48kB, 382x783)1717559813759995.png
>>355381
>>355383
>N coughs up a furball made of Anon's hair.
>The femanons in the crowd scurry along the ground like cockroaches in a mad dash to lick it up whilst fighting amongst themselves for the right to consume mandrone sick.
No.355386
Anonymous
Replies:>>355423>>355477
Image:177846842559.png(2.37MB, 2560x1440)173750435073.png
>I really shouldn't stick my penis in there
>but...
No.355387
Anonymous
Replies:>>355399>>355401>>355431>>355485
Image:177847178724.png(41kB, 363x392)fd4e9a528d8481e249a38a9d80194e94.png
>>354668
Mother's Day green just under the wire. Shoutout to GBAnon for his prompt green on these two meeting. Given me good inspiration since then. Also shoutout to the guy who came up with the "Negev's penpal D(arkX)W(olf17):

>"Mmmh... camels 're scary... wish I could give you my legs, R'becca..."
>"Day's gonna start without you, Negev."
>"Mh... Good morning, Mo- Grandma."
...
>Nori kicked her feet back and forth as she waited on the frozen bench outside. Her wolf tail flicked. Her wolf ears were warm under her hardhat, even on this cold toxic death storm night. Bags were under her eyes.
>A burst of red pixels appeared near her, followed by oil pouring out of the open air and forming into a familiar silhouette. "Hey, Doll," Nori said.
>"<Is there a particular reason you wanted to talk with me about this?>" Doll asked.
>"I talked with Khan about it," Nori sighed. "He got me, but like... he isn't involved with this the same way I am. Not quite clicking. I told him I needed a walk to clear my head, and thought you'd be more keyed in. You get me?"
>"<I'm fairly confident, yes.>" The upwards dripping black phantom got on the bench next to Nori. She wanted to be more approachable. "<If it makes you feel any better, we're not the only ones Nesha thinks of like this. More than once she called the nurse who gave her her pills in the morning Mom.>"
>Nori snrked.
>Doll looked down at her hands. "<But... I've had the same feeling as you before. Honestly, it was kind of funny at first. Negev was so embarrassed that it had slipped out. But then... At least now I know I'm not alone in feeling like we're stealing something precious from Uzi.>"
>Nori siddled closer to her best (only) friend's daughter. "It's almost worse that I feel good about it in the moment, you know?" Doll nodded. "Like, am I doing this because I'm selfish?" Nori's eyes gained more bags, as she bowed her head. "I wish your mother was still here. She would have been able to explain some-... Oh Robo-God, it's my fault, if I had just let Khan know I was ali-"
>Nori was cut off by the odd but not exactly unpleasant feeling of room temperature oil hugging her. "<Not right now. If you start recriminating yourself again we'll be out here all night.>"
>Nori chuckled weakly. "At least you can get me to open up like she could. Khan still wishes I could be less defensive with normies." Doll slowly released her hug and looked at Nori as her eyes returned to normal, bags now under her own eyes and a concerned frown on her jack-o'-lantern mouth. "Okay, we've vented about we're feeling like there's something selfish to the support we've given Negev. What do we do now..."
>"You two could have just talked with me about it." A Solverpede camera-eye emerged from behind the wreckage of a car and started projecting a blue, flickering, low resolution, tired eyed Uzi.
>"<How long have you been there?>"
>"The whole time. I followed Mom out." Uzi walked over to the bench, and sat her incorporeal projection between her mom and Doll, both of whom quickly siddled away from her from the awkwardness of her overlapping them. "Sorry about what you're feeling. I feel kinda like crap about this sometimes too, like I'm making Negev your responsibility."
>"<Don't blame yourself.>"
>"The two of you were just blaming yourselves."
>"Okay, we're all planning together," Nori said, just in case there was going to be some sort of argument over that. "What's the plan, kiddo?"
>"I could ge-... no... I can't, this whole thing is happening because I can't... not as this thing..."
>Nori tapped the general chin-equivalent area of her new (and kemonomimi-ish) body's snoot. "... You still doing that penpal thing you worked out with the nitwit farm after they asked you to stop writing Negev?"
>"<She is, yes,>" Doll answered. Uzi glared at her, both her hologram and this part of her real body, but soon relaxed as she realized what they were getting at.
>"Yeah, but I haven't- excuse me, 'D.W.' hasn't written Negev much lately. She hasn't written herself much lately, bu-"
>"<So say 'Hey, I haven't heard from you in a while, is everything okay on your end?'>"
>Uzi frowned. She wanted to say something along the lines of "I liked it more when you thought you'd just bother me if you ever talked to me again," but twentyodd years of dealing with everything that followed from becoming a god had sapped most of her goblin vitality. Besides, it'd probably just piss one or both of them off and start a whole argument. "I was getting to that," she said instead.
>"So we got a plan," Nori said. "Uzi starts writing more, Negev talks with her mom without realizing it more, we stop feeling like selfish pieces of crap. About this, I mean. Group hug?"
>Uzi's hologram abruptly turned off. Her camera's eyestalk quickly slithered over to the bench, wrapping up the other two. She then adjusted herself, realizing her eyestalk was poking inside Doll's hollow oil shell.
No.355388
Anonymous
>>355378
FINALLY, BLUE KEETERMINE!
No.355389
Anonymous
Replies:>>355390>>355391>>355392
Image:177847312203.png(282kB, 1086x1297)177814297622.png
The Nutt
No.355390
Anonymous
>>355389
It's going to make me nut
No.355391
Anonymous
Image:177847357093.jpg(53kB, 700x700)a1962803025_65.jpeg
>>355389
Ayyyye am nooting on the Nutt!
No.355392
Anonymous
>>355389
>The last thing Anon saw before FemN sat on his face.
No.355393
Anonymous
Replies:>>355431
Image:177847667586.jpg(57kB, 886x500)20260511_061705.jpg
>>355310
WHAT'D I, I SAY, WHAT'D I TELL YA, YOUNG LADY? YOU ACTED HEARTLESS AND ENDED UP HEARTLESS! CYN SLURPED YOUR CORE LIKE AN EARLY MORNIN' WORM! YOU TRIED YOUR BEST, BUT YOUR HEART WASN'T IN IT! THAT'S A JOKE, YOUNG LADY, FLEW RIGHT OVER YA! Lady's not as slick as her oil, I tell ya.
No.355394
Anonymous
Replies:>>355395>>355396
Image:177847712265.jpg(105kB, 598x620)IMG_3175.jpeg
thread is auto refreshing even when i have the option turned off
No.355395
Anonymous
>>355394
Awwww
No.355396
Anonymous
>>355394
TOO BAD, WALUIGI TIME
No.355397
Anonymous
>>355383
Kek
No.355398
Anonymous
Replies:>>355403>>355407>>355408
Akita wouldn't like you.
No.355399
Anonymous
Replies:>>355400
>>355387
Based
No.355400
Anonymous
>>355399
thx
No.355401
Anonymous
Replies:>>355402
Image:177847897579.png(356kB, 1508x1310)life is pain.png
>>355387
nice
No.355402
Anonymous
>>355401
thank
No.355403
Anonymous
Replies:>>355404
Image:177848484029.gif(1.59MB, 268x230)1728872345823855.gif
>>355398
FUCK YOU
No.355404
Anonymous
Replies:>>355405>>355415
Image:177848500856.png(132kB, 766x832)acutea.png
>>355403
She wouldn't!
You're not only a human, which basically everyone in her friend group hates despite never meeting, but you're a warped reflection of what she sees in the mirror.
No.355405
Anonymous
Replies:>>355406>>355417
Image:177848629373.png(588kB, 1078x751)akita doorman (original character) drawn by blenderanon - ea382584e9afff7e94092368432831ac.png
>>355404
So you're saying there's a chance?
No.355406
Anonymous
Replies:>>355409>>355412
Image:177848665816.png(433kB, 1613x2036)I Asked My Drone Girlfriend Why She Went Out With Me.png
>>355405
About as much of a chance as you have at landing J without being a high net-worth individual.
No.355407
Anonymous
Replies:>>355411>>355414
Image:177848773428.png(94kB, 888x654)anon and akita doorman (original character) drawn by lilblucat - 60c20d61802b86cf68098a341cd77b95.png
>>355398
Realistically that's not up to her: it's up to her classmates

The Keet is, like Beretta, desperate for normiehood. SO desperate in fact that she's willing to surrender her thoughts, opinions, fashion sense, and even body layout in this pursuit. So if the Bunker liked Anon? Especially if it did so universally? The social pressure would force Keet to "like" (you) too.

So if the bunker considers Anon overwhelmingly, undeniably sexy...
No.355408
Anonymous
>>355398
I don't like Akita so it's ok.
No.355409
Anonymous
Image:177848875402.gif(3.19MB, 640x360)1654106811947.gif
>>355406
>About as much of a chance as you have at landing J without being a high net-worth individual.
Your terms are acceptable.
No.355411
Anonymous
Replies:>>355413>>355418>>355451
Image:177848926768.png(818kB, 3000x3000)506_92824e8b2aa52670.png
>>355407
>So if the bunker considers Anon overwhelmingly, undeniably sexy...
What a genuinely hellish existence that would be.
No.355412
Anonymous
Image:177848929488.jpg(54kB, 736x847)7441d16ffa1d05b17275d31979c9bf72.jpg
>>355406
It happened once before, right?
No.355413
Anonymous
>>355411
The bunker decided that Jane smell good.
No.355414
Anonymous
Replies:>>355416>>355418>>355419>>355457
Image:177848995588.png(3.65MB, 2388x1668)176986935538.png
>>355407
Beretta theoretically has all the attributes to lead and become well liked. She is athletic, rich, headstrong, and has damn near perfect genes, but just like Uzi she is too caught up trying to push everybody away just to be “different from the other girls”. She’s a generational level bitch, like her mother and grandmother

Akita is like the ethnic kid in an all white school who is visibly different, eats smelly food, and is instantly linked to negative stereotypes, even if she is actually a really nice girl and the only reason she is there is because her parents kidnapped/adopted her from overseas. She needs find her confidence and not jump to hide behind her brother at the first sign of trouble in order to really grow, but once she does, everybody is pretty much automatically primed to like her
No.355415
Anonymous
>>355404
Keeter
No.355416
Anonymous
>>355414
>Beretta theoretically has all the attributes to lead and become well liked.
Princess Beretta is the realization of this.
No.355417
Anonymous
>>355405
i love the little smile
No.355418
Anonymous
Replies:>>355426>>355429
>>355414
They'd switch bodies in a heartbeat, and then proceed to learn several lessons and discover their true selves, finally deciding to switch back at the end of it.

>>355411
>Getting optic-fucked by every drone that passes you
>Multiple requests to research if human DNA can be converted to pillbaby code
>The term "anatomy adapter" has entered the outpost lexicon
>Your complaints fall on deaf ears, the general response being "help, my oil is too slick"
>N did give you a supportive hug and tell you to hang in there, so that was nice
No.355419
Anonymous
>>355414
>She is athletic, rich, headstrong, and has damn near perfect genes, but just like Uzi she is too caught up trying to push everybody away just to be “different from the other girls”. She’s a generational level bitch, like her mother and grandmother
Are you sure about this? The thanksgiving green made her look meek and 'normal' unlike Uzi and Nori who are complete spergs. Hell, even her parters, Anon or P depending on which green canon you're reading, are just as average as her - Anon is a faceless humanoid who's normal depending on which personality inhabits the body and P is a baker. Problem with Beretta is that she tries too hard to be normal which alienated those 'normal' around her.
No.355420
Anonymous
Replies:>>355421
I think we can at least all agree that 24 was the best.
No.355421
Anonymous
Replies:>>355422
>>355420
If we have a best then who's the worst?
No.355422
Anonymous
>>355421
Dr. Ones.
No.355423
Anonymous
Image:177849309085.jpg(295kB, 2048x1263)Gli6PoVWUAAXTU3.jpg_large.jpg
>>355386
Look anon she's literally pointing at it for (You), might as well do as you're told.
No.355424
Anonymous
Replies:>>355425
/MD/characters tierlist
No.355425
Anonymous
Image:177849580054.png(1.72MB, 4130x2594)176133751292.png
>>355424
>SS Tier - Murder Drones
>S Tier - /MD/
>D Tier - Clown show
>F Tier - Demon show
No.355426
Anonymous
Replies:>>355427
>>355418
>N did give you a supportive hug and tell you to hang in there, so that was nice
>While groping your ass
>And recording every input his body had at that time
>The recording is the copied an distributed
>Uzi's orders to "Maintain Civil Cohesion"
No.355427
Anonymous
Replies:>>355428
>>355426
>>Uzi's orders to "Maintain Civil Cohesion"
Considering she's a worm everywhere in the bunker, has she seen Anon naked once?
No.355428
Anonymous
Replies:>>355432
>>355427
Yes, Anon is living under constant surveillance, his life is also being constantly broadcasted like in Trueman show but the viewers can join the show at any time to play grabass
No.355429
Anonymous
Image:177849996533.png(218kB, 620x896)1768045411448.png
>>355418
N is the best friend.
No.355431
Anonymous
>>355369
good green, nice little tie-in at the end there
>>355387
aww
>>355393
KEK
No.355432
Anonymous
Image:177850358482.png(565kB, 522x954)anon and akita doorman (original character) drawn by blenderanon - d5ad79e993251bc3713535959d384a72.png
>>355428
>Keeter joins in on the groping
>Not out of any level of actual lust, just a sense of obligaton
>Her "squeezes" are so hilariously chaste (and her precence such a turnoff for other drones) that she becomes Anon's "favorite character," following her in his free time to reduce the constant flow of drone harassment

>Colt also joins in on the groping
>Colt is ACTUALLY normal, not pretending it, Anonlust included
>Anon... substantially less fond of him, as a result
>This triggers Colt's affection/care issues around his sister
>Cue weekly, sitcom esque schemes and traps to "win your love" and "prove/make you care" as he has an extended crash out over yet another person prefering his sister to him
>Which, of course, tend to force Anon and Akita into bonding more...
No.355433
Anonymous
Replies:>>355434>>355436>>355439
Image:177850369606.png(168kB, 1263x1125)doomer mind control.png
Ooooooo, you love the Doomer drone. Oooooo, you wanna hang out with the girlfailure. Oooooooo, you wanna kiss her. Ooooooo, you're not being mind controlled through her hidden Solver Witch powers.
No.355434
Anonymous
Replies:>>355435
>>355433
Yes I do want to do these things (I don't want to go to prison)
No.355435
Anonymous
>>355434
Thoughtcriminal detected. Prepare for girlfailure mind reconditioning.
No.355436
Anonymous
Image:177850389478.jpg(34kB, 736x736)HH4illRW4AAR4cd.jpeg
>>355433
>of course not
>you're being mind controlled through obvious, clearly visible technological constructions instead
>that such "control" does nothing to humans(she forgot they're fully organic) dosen't chamge how cute it is
No.355437
Anonymous
Replies:>>355438
>Doomer drone hates the Solver
>Is a witch
So is she killing herself?
No.355438
Anonymous
Replies:>>355440>>355536
Image:177850427742.jpg(51kB, 736x736)707c813caaaaedcbccc12da176674841.jpg
>>355437
Well if she dosen't know yet...
No.355439
Anonymous
Replies:>>355441
Image:177850467970.png(943kB, 1964x3330)Cannot apply status - target is already afflicted.png
>>355433
they are known to do that
cool to see you drawing again
No.355440
Anonymous
>>355438
>It started slowly at first
>Her desperation for Anon to be real caused enough emotional distress in her that her Solver powers activated like Doll
>One day while in the smelly apartment she was in as she stares at herself in the bathroom the mirror suddenly shatters
>Then she suddenly started wondering what Anon's blood tasted like
No.355441
Anonymous
Replies:>>355444
>>355439
Okay sure but what Doomer is doing is straight and heterosexual just as Robo-God intended. What you posted is a demon who is also homosexual and beaming homosexual throughs into an innocent victim.
No.355442
Anonymous
Replies:>>355443
It’s quite peculiar how, when I created Doomer, anons immediately started filling her with lore and personality traits I never originally intended for her. Tough, honestly, I don’t mind it at all.
No.355443
Anonymous
>>355442
That's generally how things go, unless you're very particular about a characters defining traits and background. It's pretty much gacha, sometimes anons have no interest at all in a character, sometimes they'll attach to one obsessively, sometimes something in-between.
No.355444
Anonymous
>>355441
Wait until Doomer the solver witch (undiagnosed but pretty sure) messes up and genderbends herself or Anon by accident
No.355445
Anonymous
Replies:>>355488
Image:177851085611.jpg(61kB, 1024x576)Spoiler image
I murdered your drones as well.
No.355446
Anonymous
Replies:>>355447>>355449
Can I please PLEASE get a drone GF that's not a fucking solver witch? Solver witch bitches I went to the most kinkiest stuff!
No.355447
Anonymous
Replies:>>355449>>355490
>>355446
You're gonna get a sentinel girlfriend and you'll love it.
No.355448
Anonymous
Replies:>>355450>>355482>>355492
Image:177851214939.png(691kB, 879x984)God where art thou.png
Two greens I've made
1/2
AM and Akita green 3
>【Audio log 1: Confrontation】
>【Loading audio....12....40...72...99...100٪】
>【Elijah:...Alright that should be it with your blood Akita. I have extra water,sugar, and a bit of food if your feeling woozy】
>【Akita doesnt respond】
>【Elijah:...Do you need a moment Akita? If so I can-】
>【Akita: Ms.Elijah....and I ask you a question?】
>【Elijah:O-oh. Sure Akita, you can ask me anything.】
>【Akita:....Do you know what exactly what I am?】
>【Elizabeth:I...I dont know Akita, Im-】
>【Akita:Why do you lie.】
>【Elijah:Wha-】
>【Akita:Why do you,Mr.John,MY aunt, MY OWN MOTHER, LIE TO ME WHAT IM TRULY AM!】
>【Elijah:Akita calm down. Your probably woozy from the blood drain and -】
>【Akita: NO I WON'T CALM DOWN! WHAT I WANT IS THE TRUTH!】
>【Akita voice slowly distorts and began crackling】
>【Akita: I HEARD WHAT YOU AND MR.AM WAS TALKING ABOUT! WHAT I AM, WHAT IS MAKING ME TO FEEL SO SICK OF THIS FLESH BODY!】
>【Noises of physical confrontation can be heard】
>【Akita:SO WHY AREN'T YOU TELLING ME WHAT I'M TRULY AM!】
>【Elijah:GAH! AKITA YOU'RE HURTING ME!】
>【Noises of Elijah struggling to fight back】
>【Elijah: GET OFF OF ME!】
>【Akita: THEN TELL ME-】
>【A loud meaty thwack can be heard】
>【Elijah:...Shit Akita I didn't mea-】
>【Yelling can be heard】
>【Inaudible noises of screaming,bickering and more confrontation intensified】
>【Akita: SO TELL ME! WHY!....WHY!....WHY ME!....I...i.....I just want to be normal...so why...why not tell me a straight ANSWER!】
>【audio of Akita sobbing grew louder. Flesh hitting metal slowly grew more and mote quite】
>【Elijah:I wish I can say it Akita, I sweat to god I want to say it!】
>【Elijah: So much lives....so much suffering could have been stopped if he spoke out but he doesn't....and he CURSED me on knowing but every single time I tried to speak it comes out a gargling mess!】
>【Elijah: FUCKING HELL, EVEN WHEN TRYING TO WRITE IT DOWN OF WHAT EXACTLY WHAT IT,HOW IT CONSTANTLY CHANGES,HOW MANY TIMES IT WARP REALITY, IS COMES OUT AS CHICKEN SCRATCH!】
>【Elijah:AND...And I hate myself for it...Because I want to help anyway I could but this world is cruel...and I hate god for it】
>【Elijah:...and I hate that god enforced this kind of cruelty....I hate it so much...】
>【Elijah:...So I'm sorry....I'm sorry that I can't give you a straight answer Akita....I'm sorry】
>【Akita:...Is there a cure....】
>【Elijah made no noise. As Akita began sobbing more louder】
>【Photo taken】
>【Elijah:...No】
>【End of Audio Log 1】
No.355449
Anonymous
>>355446
>>355447
Solver Sentinel Witch (Mini Hyperdrone) GF
No.355450
Anonymous
Replies:>>355482>>355492
Image:177851392682.png(359kB, 1000x665)Windows to windows.png
>>355448
2/2
Beretta and Terros green
>Be Beretta
>A while ago your buddy Blondi gotten herself siblings
>Well more promptly artificial grown siblings but siblings none the less
>It weirded you out at first but you grew to it...Well at least one of them
>Hilal is sorta in the same boat as your buddy Blondi in terms of what Jane called being "autistic" but you see it as them being eccentric
>Except for Terros. She how ever is a special case
>Terros isn't like her siblings or like her father either. Shes...a bit selfaware of what she is
>Not only that but at times her vague or at time cryptic responses towards things shows that she have knowledge of whats going on
>Secrets about individuals that were kept in absolute privacy, able to see those who long since past, hell the way she responds to certain situatuons she already knows how it'll go down
>She. Aint. Normal
>And that's saying alot of things of the world you lived in
>And how you know this? Because she had a slipped up
>When talking to V...she was talking about Hope
>And you overheard this discussion
>And when talking about her she was able to accurately describe the moment. The hand movements. The emotion down to the very tea
>But disguised it as "clever wording". But with the aid of Hope, it was quickly broken down
>She had to be there at that very moment in order to see that moment happening!
>And lets not get started what she been doing with Colt
>Ever since they meet Colt have not only been acting strange but at times more confrontational than before
>Hell last week him and mom gotten into a nasty argument
>But the way he looked at mom...it was as if he was looking down upon an insect
>And when that gazed stared right you it felt as if there was a blade underneath your neck
>So you confront Terros. With ammo in hand
>And you began questioning what was her angle within everything
>She does the usual cryptic talk on "Well that's life" and "Each individuals is in charge of their own limits to their autonomy"
>But you didn't want to hear that crap. So you first your shot: The "Special" Painting
>She pauses and her demeanor quickly shifted. And she dropped her cryptic shtick
>So you began giving her push back but she fought back
>Soon it became a low blow competition
>Both of your bloods began boiling
>Till eventually she said
>"And what if I wasnt his friend, will you kill me?"
>And without hesitation you said yes
>She may not have shown it but it stung deep to her heart
>"Heh....then you and me both huh...you're lucky that your his sibling...and if an opportunity ever arise I'll make sure to take it"
>"Couldn't agree more Terros"
>"Then may your woes be many and your days few"
>"And may your last moments be filled with agony"
>You both stared at each other before departing ways
>You both know you'll keep close tabs on one and another
No.355451
Anonymous
Replies:>>355452>>355456
>>355411
god i just 100% snoot game like afew days ago and i cant even escape it on the md thread
No.355452
Anonymous
Replies:>>355453>>355456
>>355451
Punishment for engaging with reptilians other than keet
No.355453
Anonymous
>>355452
I deal with reptilians on the world's worst space station. Some are OK, some deserve TRD.
No.355454
Anonymous
Replies:>>355455>>355458
Doomer Teli and Strawberry tried to molest me at once. How do I make then leave the porch of my house?
No.355455
Anonymous
>>355454
That's the neat part, you don't
No.355456
Anonymous
>>355451 (me)
>>355452
guess im forever marked as a scalie in denial

You bear the mark, you are cursed!youtube thumb
No.355457
Anonymous
Replies:>>355538
>>355414
>has damn near perfect genes
>three out of four ancestors have genes full of Vampire Black Hole Vore Satan GLaDOS juice
>at least two out of four ancestors have genes full of autism
"Damn near perfect"
No.355458
Anonymous
Image:177851773375.png(249kB, 593x560)2cc9724200d25347c23895c16f34f22d02.png
>>355454
Make them fight to see who get under your pants.
No.355459
Anonymous
Replies:>>355460
ミリア戦記DX: Murder Drones Uziyoutube thumb
No.355460
Anonymous
>>355459
>Uzi uses her powers to hackherself into games
They always porn games she replaces all of the enemies with N
No.355461
Anonymous
Replies:>>355495
Image:177851840416.png(148kB, 961x618)172490550927.png
>Sometimes I give my wife this salt lick to calm her down.
No.355462
Anonymous
Replies:>>355463
I need a good laugh
No.355463
Anonymous
Replies:>>355464
Image:177851856266.png(2.80MB, 5429x4000)SillY.png
>>355462
Maybe a Kraut Klown in these trying times?
No.355464
Anonymous
Replies:>>355465
>>355463
>This bitch is fieldin' nothin' but Rhinos!
No.355465
Anonymous
Replies:>>355466
Image:177851899412.png(1.76MB, 1698x2240)20thCenturY.png
>>355464
Uhhh... excuse me secondary chud but Oops! all rhinos! is an actual build! Up until like 4th ed I think, Khorne demon possessed rhinos with destroyer blades, and then they ram stuff, it's a meme build Now excuse me Y has to join Molly in the GW sponsored special (Y will blow the paycheck she gets for this on models)
No.355466
Anonymous
Replies:>>355467
>>355465
Yeah well I cast Fist.
No.355467
Anonymous
Replies:>>355468
Image:177851931216.jpg(66kB, 850x531)sample-3501a809d424dec9a116b8820e9215d9.jpg
>>355466
You can at most cast foot (well stomp, of Gork/Mork) in 2e 40k as orks, and you need a weirdboy
No.355468
Anonymous
>>355467
I said I cast FIST, nerd.
No.355469
Anonymous
Replies:>>355470
Image:177851970731.jpg(56kB, 1080x893)1688308969960711.jpg
Sorry, you missed
No.355470
Anonymous
Replies:>>355471
>>355469
Nah, it's a homing fist.
Homes in on your hypothetical face.
No.355471
Anonymous
Replies:>>355472
Image:177852000757.jpg(289kB, 2800x2602)1760947860216892.jpg
>>355470
No.355472
Anonymous
>>355471
I said fist, not kiss you faggot
No.355473
Anonymous
Replies:>>355474
Image:177852033724.png(201kB, 716x574)Cynpopup.png
[Inquiry] Are you sure about that [Giggle]
No.355474
Anonymous
Image:177852047541.png(67kB, 470x531)Heavy.png
>>355473
I didn't fucking stutter. Come closer.
Heavy will now vomit down your throat.
No.355475
Anonymous
Replies:>>355476
Looks like to me Cyn is forcing Doomer's Solver mind control powers into going haywire.
No.355476
Anonymous
>>355475
No, Doomer read one tutorial on how to use her power and decided to use it on Anon instead of practicing on small animals, other drones or Jane
No.355477
Anonymous
Replies:>>355496
>>355386
>Stick dick in drone mouth
>Feels good, like warm latex
>Followed by horrible pain, like a electrified blender
>Followed by...feeling like the longest piss ever
>Then nothing. Just straight up disappeared your dick feelings
>Oh, they're back! You can feel your dick again!
>Something is terribly wrong
>Pull out
>And out
>And out some more until three feet of freaky solver tentacle is revealed to be attached to your groin
>...
>You aren't sure how it led to wrapping your tentadick around her throat while also fucking it but there you are
>Overall an odd Tuesday
No.355478
Anonymous
Replies:>>355479
I will now merge Molly and Y into MollY
A depressed kraut clown with a fat tail and poor financial habits and a drinking problem worsened by her depression
No.355479
Anonymous
>>355478
oY veY! Do not merge my wife with clown!
No.355480
Anonymous
Replies:>>355481
I gotta write more shit
No.355481
Anonymous
Replies:>>355494
>>355480
You won't.
No.355482
Anonymous
>>355448
>>355450
Good shit anon, keep up the good work.
No.355483
Anonymous
Replies:>>355486>>355487>>355493>>355498>>355501
Image:177853247443.png(47kB, 1329x1116)maidvsimon.png
Haven't been as inspired as I was last week, but I was able to pull this one off.
No.355484
Emily
Replies:>>355499>>355503>>355524
Post hoomans
No.355485
Anonymous
>>355387
Nice.
No.355486
Anonymous
>>355483
Man, that's some good stuff.
No.355487
Anonymous
Replies:>>355489>>355497
>>355483
>Maid V lusts after Male Tesser
>Butler N lusts after Maid V
>V courts both Tesser and N
>Not because of her fondness of love triangles
>No, V is a SLUT!
No.355488
Anonymous
>>355445
Freedom at last!
No.355489
Emily
>>355487
No that's Simon
No.355490
Anonymous
Replies:>>355491
Image:177853283353.jpg(2.84MB, 2500x3000)1768045412199.jpg
>>355447
YES!
No.355491
Anonymous
Replies:>>355500
>>355490
I know what you are
No.355492
Anonymous
>>355448
>>355450
Damn, awesome stuff.
No.355493
Anonymous
>>355483
good draw but who's simon
No.355494
Anonymous
>>355481
Probably
No.355495
Anonymous
>>355461
Uzi, just fucking eat it, don't make it any more awkward, you stupid gremlin!
No.355496
Anonymous
Image:177853306275.png(233kB, 769x622)1768045411495.png
>>355477
Maybe... maybe being a mutant scum isn't so bad...
No.355497
Anonymous
Replies:>>355502
>>355487
>male tesser
1 iq
No.355498
Anonymous
>>355483
RAPE!
No.355499
Anonymous
Image:177853313391.png(316kB, 2381x1435)1768045411343.png
>>355484
Deus vult!
No.355500
Anonymous
Image:177853320226.png(2.31MB, 1007x1358)1768045411361.png
>>355491
Then enlighten me.
No.355501
Anonymous
>>355483
>her visor
can drones get so horny they sweat?
No.355502
Anonymous
Replies:>>355504
Image:177853340362.jpg(30kB, 390x307)CrazE.jpg
>>355497
Yes, I'm retarded, what about it?
No.355503
Anonymous
Replies:>>355505>>355506>>355508>>355512>>355514
Image:177853343092.png(15kB, 878x1266)Ididnotconsenttothisbutfineiguess.png
>>355484
Fine.
No.355504
Anonymous
Replies:>>355507
>>355502
>t. vicious
No.355505
Anonymous
>>355503
Dust...
No.355506
Anonymous
>>355503
Holy kek.
No.355507
Anonymous
Replies:>>355509
Image:177853379304.jpg(261kB, 1919x1823)KissE.jpg
>>355504
Anon... this applies to all of us
No.355508
Anonymous
Replies:>>355510>>355511
>>355503
Look at the size of that Null. That's enough null for cyn to eat 3 planets worth of Null.
No.355509
Anonymous
>>355507
If God sent me a sentinel drone nun, I would believe.
No.355510
Anonymous
>>355508
Don't know what this means but I don't like Cyn that way.
No.355511
Anonymous
Replies:>>355513
>>355508
i am simon and i would do cyn
No.355512
Anonymous
Image:177853397891.png(543kB, 486x739)Chibi nono shocked.png
>>355503
No.355513
Anonymous
>>355511
>t. tech jacket the day he decided to call himself simon for some reason
No.355514
Anonymous
Replies:>>355515>>355549
Image:177853427436.png(75kB, 335x457)hornyl.png
>>355503
No.355515
Anonymous
>>355514
I'll take the L.
No.355516
Anonymous
Replies:>>355517>>355519>>355522
God i need human doll
No.355517
Anonymous
Replies:>>355518
>>355516
>t. liberty city drone
No.355518
Anonymous
>>355517
human*
No.355519
Anonymous
Replies:>>355550
Image:177853461612.png(844kB, 2250x3000)Human Doll.png
>>355516
No.355520
Anonymous
Replies:>>355521
Molli had gone bankrupt.
No.355521
Anonymous
>>355520
Can I buy her for two dollars?
No.355522
Anonymous
Replies:>>355523
>>355516
>t. Human Lizzy, shortly before becoming Lividepilled and having her bestie's corpse plastinated to preserve at least some semblance of her beauty for posterity
>Human Doll (forma de fantasma) is quick to show up whenever someone finds the sad, creepy, sad sight of her carefully posed body to apologize on behalf of her guilt-stricken friend
No.355523
Anonymous
Replies:>>355525
>>355522
i'm a pooner and i posted this
No.355524
Anonymous
Replies:>>355526>>355527>>355531>>355565>>355566
Image:177853701657.png(150kB, 998x806)jameseilliot.png
>>355484
No.355525
Anonymous
>>355523
You're a wot?
No.355526
Anonymous
Replies:>>355532
>>355524
Potatosalad? Izzat you?
No.355527
Anonymous
Replies:>>355528>>355529
Image:177853761167.png(34kB, 1122x621)JamesTheCuck.png
>>355524
>"The image above is what the Elliotts want you to know"
>"But this is what they hide."
No.355528
Anonymous
>>355527
Juck
No.355529
Anonymous
>>355527
Kek
No.355530
Anonymous
Replies:>>355541
Fimmion hungry. You give sweetroll! Sweetroll for Fimmion, drone for youuu!
No.355531
Anonymous
Replies:>>355533
>>355524
Notice how they're creeped out and not flustered.
No.355532
Anonymous
Replies:>>355565
Image:177853832437.png(49kB, 338x396)Spoiler image
>>355526
sshhhh
No.355533
Anonymous
>>355531
Of course they’d be creeped out by a cuck.
No.355534
Anonymous
Replies:>>355535
Video:177853850166.webm(1.27MB / 0:00:02 / vp9, 1920x1080)1686457272685.webm
Just noticed that the way their hands are designed drones are physically unable to hold their thumbs at a 90 degree angle.
No.355535
Anonymous
>>355534
so what does this mean for sex
No.355536
Anonymous
Replies:>>355537
Image:177853945327.gif(248kB, 220x220)image0.gif
>>355438
I love this image, everything about it from the realistic and dark school bathroom to Uzi's facial expression. Kino!
No.355537
Anonymous
Replies:>>355542
>>355536
Too bad it's offsite art.
No.355538
Anonymous
>>355457
She’s part Disassembly drone bloodline (hyper erotic sex machines)
Part doorman bloodline (hyper erotic sex machine)
No.355539
Anonymous
Replies:>>355540
the amount of Solverchlorians in Beretta’s oil is off the charts, we’ve never seen anything like it
No.355540
Anonymous
>>355539
Solverchlorians are indicators, not causes.
The cause is far darker. Giggle.
No.355541
Anonymous
Replies:>>355545
>>355530
I don't know why SD-LC got all political on that one track.
No.355542
Anonymous
>>355537
Okay, and?
No.355543
Anonymous
Replies:>>355544>>355546
Image:177854734441.jpg(344kB, 1536x2048)Gq63tVOXMAAevxr.jpg
What would be N's worst nightmare (Both past and present)

This same question applies to Uzi or other canon characters you can think of.
No.355544
Anonymous
>>355543
Ending up in another rock eating factory like the one he slaved away in before he got scrapped for Tessa to dig up.
No.355545
Anonymous
>>355541
Hey the SD-X collab was great! Yeah sure X saying all andromedians deserved to get vored by satan was extreme but hey she's a great musician!
No.355546
Anonymous
>>355543
Past N already lived through his worst nightmare, so present would probably be Uzi turning.
No.355547
Anonymous
Replies:>>355548
Instead of Nori getting shipped off to CFL it was V
So now instead of a cute shy maid for N to crush on he gets "The Sex Haver" Nori that bullys him
No.355548
Anonymous
Replies:>>355552>>355554
>>355547
Nori was only able to survive among the autistic virgin populace of CFL because they'd be the exact type to fall for her mechanical wiles. Or spaghetti out, more likely.
The "people" at the manor would just kill the malfunctioning help for daring to seduce them.
No.355549
Anonymous
>>355514
Ell
No.355550
Anonymous
Image:177855129506.jpg(180kB, 1274x1491)20251125_234820.jpg
>>355519
Doll's boobs...
No.355551
Anonymous
Pavojeet making an anonymous acusation of being forcibly drugged with Viagra and raped while being verbally abused by the CEO of JCJenson.
No.355552
Anonymous
Replies:>>355554
>>355548
>implying that James and Louisa wouldn't find Nori hitting on guests extremely funny
No.355553
Anonymous
Replies:>>355555>>355561>>355567
Image:177855190619.png(25kB, 816x626)DDmolly.png
DD!molly
No.355554
Anonymous
>>355552 (me)
>>355548
Granted, Louisa might also feel threatened by Nori. She knows it's irrational, but she feels like that drone her daughter pulled out of the trash is a potential usurper as Tessa's maternal figure...
No.355555
Anonymous
>>355553
A depressed drunk that just wants to die!!!
No.355556
Anonymous
Replies:>>355558
How would doll communicate her needs in a relationship?
No.355557
Anonymous
Image:177855713642.jpg(291kB, 934x1024)GqYMd3yW8AAE1VX.jpeg
SAME AS IT EVER WAS
SAME AS IT EVER WAS
SAME AS IT EVER WAS
SAME AS IT EVER WAS
SAME AS IT EVER WAS
SAME AS IT EVER WAS
SAME AS IT EVER WAS
No.355558
Anonymous
>>355556
Better than Uzi or Nori would, since she's only slightly autistic.
And in Russian.
No.355559
Anonymous
Image:177855933293.jpg(160kB, 744x637)177508846789.jpg
Jane is the lead vocalist on her and Beretta's garage band: Dronesex on Rye.
No.355560
Anonymous
Replies:>>355562
Image:177856103475.png(89kB, 477x408)sleepy.png
Escaping Y's hold on you without waking her! (You have to go to work, your legs are still tied by her tail)
No.355561
Anonymous
Replies:>>355567
>>355553
Needs a clean uniform and hair style.
No.355562
Anonymous
>>355560
Awww
No.355563
Anonymous
Image:177856592306.jpg(76kB, 900x1200)GV9S3_BWMAAggDY.jpg
>Doll starts showing up to school as a horrible black wraith
>she's been dead (from an outside perspective anyway, from her experience she went from life to about an hour of something worse than death to wherever she's stranded between life and death now) for a short enough time that it's just like she was out sick
>just needs to do some catch up work
>Lizzy's still bringing her corpse to school though
>and still putting it in the seat on her left, even though Doll's sitting there again
>you would not believe how awkward it is to be sitting on your own dead body's lap
No.355564
Anonymous
To raise morale slightly we have painted every on duty drone seafoam green
No.355565
Anonymous
>>355524
>>355532
ayy, nice
No.355566
Anonymous
>>355524
Ok but why is he a wizard?
No.355567
Anonymous
Replies:>>355571
>>355553
>>355561
dispatch Pavo to her location immediately and take her to salonanon for a fixup
No.355568
Anonymous
Replies:>>355569>>355573>>355576
Everyone's so warm and happy they won't notice that I wanna make the drones all fat and tired.
No.355569
Anonymous
>>355568
Sorry Y will eat all your goyslop to enlarge her tail
No.355570
Anonymous
Replies:>>355572
Pidge’s father was always trying to be supportive of his daughter, especially after her mother died.
But no matter how hard he tried, she just kept craving vomit and abuse.
He didn’t understand. What made her this way?
No.355571
Anonymous
>>355567
>"Wow, I didn't know you were a stylist."
>"I've had plenty of murder drone models to practice with."
No.355572
Anonymous
>>355570
There's a big difference between "taking care of your daughter" and "throwing her into the woods."
No.355573
Anonymous
Replies:>>355576
>>355568
Everyone's so fat and tired they won't notice that I wanna make the drones all warm and happy.
No.355574
Anonymous
It's late at night. Your steady, listless gait leads you down a dark, lonely street, dim lamps providing enough light for you to see by without disturbing those resting in their apartments.
You turn and walk up the stairs onto a train platform, glancing at the station's name. This wasn't a normal stop for you- you had passing experience with train rides, but you were used to taking them at day, and the hustle and bustle that came with such an appointment. Tonight, though, there was only a cool breeze against you, and the distant sounds of a sleeping city at your back.
"Late night, huh?" a voice remarks, and you turn to see a worker drone sitting on a bench. He's wearing a pair of well-worn dress pants and a polo shirt, which has seen its fair share of stains both coffee and oil. In his mouth is a cigarette, or at least a metal replica of one. He takes a drag, an electronic light on the tip burning red as he does, and exhales a decidedly smokeless breath as his amber-colored eyes appraise you.
"You don't look too lost, which tells me you've heard the news. Heard this place is done for. Right?" he asks you, tilting his helmeted head, the light catching the scratched-off remains of a holographic sticker attached to his standard-issue helmet as he does so. It's one of many old, torn stickers on the helm, all of which seem to be corporate logos. Someone with free time could chart this drone's employment history pretty far back by what little remains of the stickers, you imagine.
You nod an affirmative to his question, and he leans back on the bench. "This train's the last one, if you ask me. Sure, there'll be more, things'll look the same for a while, but anyone who leaves after us... they won't be so lucky, huh?"
"Where's your next stop, if you don't mind me asking?" the drone inquires, and you tell him you don't have any destination in mind, just 'offworld'. He laughs, a deep gravelly sound. "Sounds like you're new to this. Guessing you heard about all the bigwigs taking flight on the internet? Bit smarter than the rest, getting out before everyone else catches on and there's a mad dash?"
You nod again, feeling at your pocket for the ticket within it- a one-way trip from the planet's starport up to the system's station. From there, you could go anywhere... which was where your trail ran cold. You sheepishly admit that yes, you've got no idea where to go after you exit orbit, just that you need to get out while the getting's good.
"I admire your resolve, if nothing else," he says, tapping his fake cigarette on the bench and stowing it in his shirt's pocket. "But what do you have to your name? Card loaded with cash and that's it? Because I'm not spying a suitcase with you."
You had packed lightly, as in 'not at all'. You were both in a hurry and taking your time, having spent the night walking the streets of the city you knew so well and were now poised to leave. The few acquaintances you had here that you'd advised to leave scoffed, calling you a fearmonger. They were right, in a way, but so were you, as you saw it.
"Tell you what, kid. I'm not a lone wanderer by choice, so I'm willing to help you out. Give you a destination past orbit, 'cause otherwise the rush is gonna catch up to you and you'll be just as screwed as if you had stayed in bed tonight. Then you're looking at landing a job on another world. You put in your resignation? I'm betting on no." You nod, expression falling. This flight of fancy, of necessity, was not one you were ready for. Perhaps you shouldn't have ignored all that advice telling you to get a bug-out bag together, though those were made for the expectation that you'd be fleeing into the countryside.
You hear the sound of an incoming train, and the drone stands up, walking toward the edge of the platform as the front of the train rushes past him. It feels as though a lifetime plays out as the train passes by, before it finally slows, a symphony of hissing, sputtering, and squealing heralding its stop. The doors open, and not far down, you spot a group of drunken businessman staggering out onto the platform. One points at the drone, and the group laughs as they carry on past you.
You waste no time in climbing aboard, following after the drone and taking a seat across from him in the empty cabin. He nods at you, smiling. "My name's Wallace. I'm no stranger to running from trouble, even if this particular breed of trouble's out of everyone's league. But stick with me and you'll have better odds than you will going it alone."
You thank him for the help, and he waves it off, shaking his head. "Don't think anything about it. It's like that old idealist of a CEO said, what was it...? 'When hands of flesh and blood meet with hands of steel and circuitry, they'll be able to carry the universe in their grasp'?"
Wallace scoffs as he quotes the famous line, one you recognize from your history books as one said not long before the first worker drones rolled off the assembly line. You wonder what that idealist would think of the world now, and of its current predicament. Perhaps he'd think mankind deserves it, as punishment for their treatment of what was meant to be their 'industrious little brothers and sisters', in his eyes. "Man was a genius, but what did he expect? Head so high in the clouds he forgot dirt and mud existed. Ehh, I'll work on that metaphor some." Wallace mutters as the train's doors close.
You shift a bit to the side as the train starts on its course, bound for the starport. You take a glance out the window behind you at the disappearing station, at the countless lights of the city as they slide out of view, the last sight you'll ever see of the life you lived before now. You keep your eyes locked on it until it's completely out of view, at which point you exhale a breath you didn't know you were holding.
You turn away from the window, your thoughts to what lies ahead. The idea that you couldn't escape what was coming didn't sit well with you, so much so that it drove you to run from home in the middle of the night. You could only hope that was something other than a random stroke of luck, that somewhere within you was a spark that would carry you to the end of a natural life, and not see you meet with a horrific, unnatural end.
No.355575
Anonymous
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So that's when they went and got burgers afterward, right?
No.355576
Anonymous
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>>355573
>>355568
And then there's this guy
No.355577
Anonymous
>>355576
Dobson drone.
No.355578
Anonymous
>>355576
Obese drone.
No.355579
Anonymous
Replies:>>355580
New thread ?
No.355580
Anonymous
Replies:>>355581
>>355579
Cornbread?
No.355581
Anonymous
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>>355580
Alice made us cornbread?
No.355582
Anonymous
Replies:>>355583
Image:177859146770.png(58kB, 274x216)meow.png
Bunny please draw V
No.355583
Anonymous
Replies:>>355584
>>355582
V please draw Bunny
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Bunny draws V drawing a bunny
No.355584
Anonymous
>>355583
V would be drawing cats and J is the bunny
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