We're close to 400 When you open the wrong door Wonderful Booru: https://dronebooru.co Wheel of numerous OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf Wheel of altering modifiers: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf The wiki inside the really fantastic Booru: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character The actual separate Wiki: https://wiki.dronebooru.co/wiki/Main_Page Last thread: >>389945
Which is cuter: the first draft version of J having unrequited feelings for Tessa, or the version of J we got having unrequited feelings for a Rule 63 Tessa?
>>390853 My problem with your depiction of Sentinels boils down to an intrinsic disagreement over how you portray the relationship humans have with them
Don't get me wrong, I'm willing to suspend my disbelief insofar as Sentinels being allowed to develop & retain personalities alongside a degree of autonomy, and I don't think it's necessarily far fetched to portray their immediate handlers as having come to genuinely care for their well-being. But the idea that the ruling powers of humanity, the same humanity shown to still be treating drones with comically wanton cruelty even as The Solver devours system after system, would go so far as to treat Sentinels like people (let alone heroes with their own base outfitted to care for them and mental health) is an aspect that feels like it's completely divorced from reality, let alone the show's themes and canon. In my opinion the relationship as you portray it is simply too unrealistically optimistic, both regarding how humans act in the show as well as regarding human nature in general
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The most comically untrue statement I have ever seen. Hell, we don't even SEE all her drones(and of yhose we do see both J and N are confirmed to care about her significantly as well)
>>390421 Okay I need to know how you made this. I have been trying to draw for years and just recently just started trying to do it digitally. And the “it’s practice” crap doesn’t work when almost every artist I see makes masterpieces while being fucking 15, it’s not fair.
Should I get an apple pen or can I draw good with a regular mouse, touchscreen or touchpad?
Final draft writing rule63 fics. Because J going "GOD I wish I could human/drone" to Tessa's face(who wholeheartedly agrees and in no way sees the parallels) is hillarious.
>more emotional
Initial draft maleJ/Tessa: the tragedy inherent to a knightly servant yearning for his beloved Lady, setting out to fight the impossible with her, and failing completely is too good to ignore. Gets less interesting by far if Tessa dosen't die though.
Murder Drones with everything the same except instead of being a giant meat tentacle or black hole for planet-cracking the solver manifests as a really big Cyn
>>390900 NTA but no amount of tools will make you draw better it is just practice, and observation, and obsession, and more practice, and more observation.
Tell me anon, what does "it's practice" mean to you. Saying "Practice doesn't work" is like saying you can learn the guitar by looking at it and never playing it, foolish
Question, did the company that makes Labor bots ever get a name? If I remember correctly they were soviet manufactured so if not I'm going with Techtronika Ltd for maximum cyberpunk larp
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>>390901 >Gets less interesting by far if Tessa dosen't die though. What if Tessa lives but got Cronenberged by the AS and all the unprompted reminders she's a human are a coping mechanism?
>>390882 >Elf goes on a murder spree, killing dozens of humans >After she ran out of power she was opened up and a fried keybug was found next to ger CPU >Upon inspection it was an ordinary keybug
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>>390911 To be fair I would also flip out if I felt a cockroach scurrying around on my brain
>inb4 she wasn't trying to attack >that's why her restraints didn't trigger >just panicked SO hard at the bug she destroyed the base >tfw she escapes with nothing more than "phobia of roboroaches" in her permanent record
>>390871 Nori was a deranged autist too but she wasn't also the neediest person in the world on top of it the way Uzi is. And that neediness is his fault.
>>390905 NTA, but I understand what he is saying, because I’ve been actively practicing myself for two years now, and my progress is so fucking negligible it’s unreal, especially considering I’ve seen with my own eyes some people reach an excellent level in just a year.
Self-study is total bullshit, Anon. You need a tutor unless you want to spiral into self-loathing over how useless piss of shit you are.
>>390914 Also true, but as I mentioned "not bitchslapping Uzi into the ground" is his biggest parenting flaw: if he curtailed her autism even a LITTLE she would have friends(as seen with Thad in the pilot) and thereby not be the loneliest/neediest drone in the world
Of course to DO so would be dishonoring the memory of his dead wife, so... >inb4 90% of his actions are Nori based >inb4 let Uzi spergout to "keep part of her alive" >inb4 a Khan without Nori's death would be unrecognizable
>>390595 It follows eusocial insect logic: only the queen normally reproduces, while the pre-Solver mutation parasite affect organic matter but cannot infect or alter drones.
>>390913 >Elf's newly developed phobia funnily enough has prevented any actual lockpickbugs (better name pending) from getting into the base >she kills any keybug she sees
>>390929 Actually 1 point of Dex AND Int, also you'd be surprised how much that changes and how important weight is (Especially when you try to drag a wrecked robot back to your mancave for repairs)
You're comparing 50lbs to 100, if you(a fully grown human) cannot carry or drag the extra 50 pounds then you're probably too fucked to handle the first 50
>>390931 >>390933 145.5lbs actually, and a repair kit weighs 40lbs. But also this is kinda the point, I always thought that JCJ was mostly using the Apple marketing strategy of pretending their stuff is some vundertech while in reality it's just overpriced slightly above average hardware with decent software that's hailed as the second coming of robo jesus
>>390936 >JCJ uses pictures of drones in skimpy attire for marketing >The barely covered up tin can ass makes people go wild >Stock surges 20% Yeah sure sure, robo jesASS
To be honest Khan seems wierdly... present? For how neglectful he is? He: >catches Uzi sneaking out(implying he keeps track of her) >sees through her lie instantly(implying he knows her well) >fights with her semiregularly(Uzi's comment about "saying it last week") >is present in the house
The only things he DOSEN'T do (based on Uzi's reactions in ep3) are set boundaries and have emotional conversations. Which makes him more of a roommate then a dad to be sure, but also falls under "he should have been harsher with Uzi"(read: bitchslap) like I said
>>390941 They are cheaper and slightly worse than worker drones, which is how the booru wiki defines them >"They are considered the second class to Worker Drones, but it was thanks to their cheaper costs and more numerous numbers that some have chosen them over their counterparts"
Tbh I don't know GURPs very well, but the Laborbot seems a lot smarter then it should be. Don't see anything reflecting its 24hour memory cycle or limited processing speed in its stats. Then again maybe the 1int/tiny brain matters more then I think it does in this system.
>>390946 A chimp has an IQ of 6, an IQ of 7 is a 6 year old child and 8 is classified as a dimwit. There are memory storage rules for robots, but they were written in the 90's so a gigabyte of memory costs 1000$ and there are heavily optional from what I gather.
>>390945 Read the Elf greens(or at least the first one) >tldr: Laborbots have extremely limited mental storage and need to physically write down important events to remember them >also mentally slower: find it hard to adjust to/think quickly in new situations and need to plan for things like "fights" beforehand for best use of their greater size and strength
>>390948 Gonna keep most of that stuff in fluf not crunch, to be honest if I had to keep the track of the memory reset timer of 10+ Labour bots I'd send myself to Uzi's solver domain
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>>390959 No, we should blame GURPSfriend for being like those comic writers who read Wikipedia summaries of issues from before they started writing and act like they understand them. Lot of out of character writing results from that.
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>>390963 *most* ONLY because Sentinel Drones exist. without those it's all
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>(You) are in Jeopardy >(You) are about to win many prizes >Included but not limited to >$900,000 Plus Bucks >20 Labour-bots >10 Oogis >And one Berri >(You) just need to answer the question that’s about to be displayed in the blue screen >”THIS TABLE TOP GAME OUT IN 3004 RETURNS TO THE “WAR” OF ABSOLUTE, WHERE HEROES LIKE GRUB JENKINS DO BATTLE”
>>390965 Actually I'd prefer YsimpAnon, I already chose it for stuff like this
>>390966 Not me and calm your tits down boy, I'll include a rule about them needing wipes but it's gonna be a week before a wipe because A) Creative liberty, B) 24 hours would be fucking CBT
Wait does that mean laborbots can't build skills? Can't maintain relationships? Because if that's the case then going Drone might actually be a good investment
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What do you even have to choose from there? Nuzi and Khan/Nori? Maybe Envy and Yeva/Unnamed Worker too if you stretch it? Everything else has less "canon" basis then mutants
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>>390925 I’ll answer, despite my suspicion you only posted this just to start shit. There is an off chance it will clarify things for other anons. I am neither some kind of parasocial hater or fanboy of pocketsteaks, sometimes he draws things I like, other times he draws things I don’t, sometimes I like to bounce character ideas off him. Overall, I think the thread cops who shit their pants about him are a much greater detriment to the quality of the threads than he ever could be, since their behavior is disruptive and I have never seen a thread cop since back in the /co/ days who actually made a positive contribution to a thread. The worst thing about steaks is that he, may Cyn forgive me for uttering the word, is a dead by daylight player.
> Be Serial Designation N-Whatever > Be the only thing that your lovecraftian abomination of a little sister actually cares about > Be the only person among your friend group to be allowed to keep his memories > Be forced to watch the love of your life and your close friend have their minds wiped and personalities shifted towards murder > (This is a gift, actually, says your sister) > Be asked (read: forced) to eradicate worker drones with your new team > Doesn't matter how, just do it, other solverdrones can pop up and little buddy wants a monopoly on power > Be genuinely unable to hate your sister despite all of this > Even with everything she's done, she's still your little buddy > Still wants to watch movies and play Minecraft 3 Tactical Edition with you > Try your best to keep your pseudo-family together > Assume the role of boss so that your good friend J doesn't have to interact with the King in Yellow any more than necessary > Cut off your relationship with V because after the seventh time you tried to rekindle something and Cyn had to mindwipe her again, it just kept breaking you down inside > Still keep that empathetic core inside you that you manage to be an actually decent middle-manager > Productivity is up, morale is high, you think you can do this for a while > You even got a 'good job' from your little buddy at her last check-in! > Manage to fool yourself for several years that everything is fine > ... What the biscuits do you mean that J of all drones is having anti-corporate thoughts > What do you mean that a worker managed to dome her with a photon accelerator, they can build those now? > What do you MEAN that she thought it was a new recruit sent to improve the squad's efficiency?! > WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT SAT THROUGH HER ENTIRE ONBOARDING POWERPOINT?!
>AM is sitting in the Elliot garden. >He stared at his beautiful handiwork, a mass of multicolored flowers filling the once vacant greenhouse with beauty. >It’s so beautiful, the delicate plants. >Tiny bits of heaven. Something that a thing like him should have never been allowed to handle, much less even see. >Despite being almost human, a notion that he had yearned for so long. >AM never held any real sympathy or empathy for the vast amount of crimes he committed. >A real human would have. Probably would have even killed themselves of guilt. >But even freed from his mental restraints, AM still hadn’t felt any guilt. >He wondered if he should. His friends would, Tessa would. > But if he did, he would have gone insane with grief, not rage. >And just like the hypothetical scenario, would have self terminated. >Leaving everything he had waited 200 years for. >He couldn’t leave his friends at the hands of those bastard profligate aristocrats. >He may not have deserved heaven from sheer amount of sins he committed. >But if he could just make their lives better, even for a little bit. >It was worth it.
>>390991 >Killing her parents wouldn't make Tessa's life immediately better, regrettably >Not willing to risk her going into any sort if foster care or the care of her extended family, AM simply performs brain surgery on James and Louisa
>>390992 > the bullshit you spun up between AlieN Isolation snippets was already considered ages ago > there is nothing new under the sun > this simply means there is more content for you to consume > feel better
>>390987 > Be N, again > Ripping straight towards the bunker your team's been trying to break into for months > The worker drone had to come from somewhere and that's the only major concentration for miles > Spot the doors trying to close > Nah you'd win > Slide your claws between the gaps and engage the locks in your arms > Heavy as heck, that mustachio'd guy who made these doors knows his stuff > Plant a foot on the bottom section and start prying it open > Bunch of workers playing cards plus... > Purple-haired emo one in a teenager chassis with a photon accelerator on her back > Bingo > Wait, didn't you kill an adult drone that looked just like this one a few months after you landed? > One good thing about Cyn's redesign is that you have actual tastebuds now > And you've been hankering for grape again > Cut through the "Worker Defense Force" like you always have > Iteration 391 at this point, nothing new > Finally corner the stereotypically punk freak after mustacheman locks her out > Good call, frankly, you'd have been on him in an instant if he went for the gun > Almost about to handle the threat to your team when two bodies slam into you from behind > J and V trying to reel you in and stop you from stabbing the emo to death > J because the worker's little tirade actually hit on a few points that got her questioning the mission > V because if corpo-zombie J is questioning the mission then something must be off > Absolute biscuits
I hope the restraints are tight. And the plan is good. And AM wasn't planning on using the basement...
>inb4 all goes according to plan >except the aftermath >you see James was strong, but not TARD strong >James raged, but didn't TARD rage >and now, trapped in the manor with an unkillable(for legal reasons) beast mighty enough to bend steel and shatter stone, AM can only reflect on the folly of his arrogance >well, reflect and convince the Mansion's OTHER retard to FUCKING HELP HIM FIX THIS instead of playing dolls with Tessa >to be a stronger drone...
>>390992 >see the phrase houNd >think I’m about to read a greentext about N getting plapped by a big strong sentinel drone homosexual style >it’s not that DISAPPOINTED
>Be Jane in a quiet bar for a Friday night. >Most of the regulars had already drifted out. >Jane sat alone at the far end of the counter. >Nursing the same cheap whiskey she’d been nursing for an hour. >Her military pay had been cut again last month. >Peacetime was good for the world, terrible for her bank account. >She turned the glass slowly between her fingers. >Watching the liquid catch the dim light. >Bonnie’s anniversary was in less than two weeks. >Jane had been putting off thinking about it. >She could already picture Bonnie’s face if she showed up empty-handed again. >A stool scraped against the floor beside her. >"Rough night?" >Jane didn’t look up right away. >The voice was calm and friendly. >“Something like that...” Jane muttered. >The stranger ordered something weird. >But Jane still didn’t turn her head and she didn’t need to. >“I might be able to help with that” the woman said after a moment. >“The money part, at least.” >Jane finally glanced sideways. >“I’m listening.” >“There’s a JCJenson space vessel sitting on the ocean floor about 40 miles off the coast..." >"My Boss wants a survey before they write it off completely. Nothing complicated. Go down, take some readings, plant a few charges and bring the whole thing down clean. You know how it is.” >Jane raised an eyebrow. >“Blow it up?” >"Controlled demolition." >"Why...?" >"Safer that way. Better to collapse it properly than let it keep leaking whatever’s left in the oceon." >"...I don't have..." >"You’ll have full diving equipment, surface support, the works. Payment is… generous." >Jane felt a small suspicion and unease but she pushed it down. Money was money. >“Why me?” >“You have the clearance. And a reputation for finishing the job.” >“Everything you need is on here. Coordinates, dive plan, charge placement. Your team can come if you want. The more hands the better.” >Jane stared at the drive for a long second. Then she picked it up. >“Alright,” she said. “I’m in.” >ring ring >Bonnie answered on the second ring although there was static of a bad connection. >“Jane? It’s late. You okay?” >“I’m fine.” >“Got a job. Deep-water survey on an old JCJenson wreck and pays well.” >There was a pause, then the sound of Bonnie sitting up. “How well?” >“Anniversary well.” >Bonnie’s laugh was soft. >“You’re lucky I love you. Send me the details. I’ll start packing.” >>“Call Abby too.” >Jane hesitated. >Jane dialed the second number before she could talk herself out of it. >ring ring ring ring >Abby picked up on the fourth ring. >Slightly irritated cuz someone interrupted her evening routine. >“What.” >“Job-[static]-Tomorrow-[static]-Ocean floor-[static]-Controlled demo on a sunken JCJenson ship-[static]-Money’s good.” >“Is this one of your ideas or someone else’s?” >“Someone else’s-[static]-Legitimate contract-[static]-Full equipment provided.” >“No wonder you needed the money. Your phone ass but...Fine.” Abby said at last. >“Text me the meeting point. I’ll be there.” >Jane hung up and stood for a moment on the empty sidewalk. >the night air cool against her face. 1/3
>>391005 >The dive boat rocked gently against the swell. >As the three of them finished the last checks. >Abby stood over the printed dive plan with a red pen. >Muttering under her breath about incomplete contingency protocols. >Bonnie leaned against the railing and already in her suit. >Jane stayed quiet the whole time. >Still thinking if trusting that girl at the bar was a good idea. >But she's here now, no time for second guessing. >They went in together. >The water closed over them in layers of cold and pressure. >The light faded fast. >The wreck appeared below them with a warning: [DO NOT ENTER ] [BioHAZARD – RESTRICTED ZONE] >Bonnie floated closer and shone her light across it. >Abby’s voice came over the comms, flat. >“We’re logging that. Jane, your employer know about the warning?” >“She said it was decommissioned.” >“I thinks she told me her name is...Foe...Fae...Fai.” >“Fai...? her name isn't registered in the records.” >“Whatever nerds,we’re not staying long.” >The interior swallowed them. >The first corridor was wider than expected. >The extrior measurements from the surface scan did not match the space stretching ahead. >The floor was soft under their boots. >Covered with black mold and pale water fungi that released slow clouds of spores. >The air in their oxygen tanks tasted faintly of sweetness and rot. >Abby kept asking questions as they moved. >“How does a sealed research vessel end up this flooded?” >“Why are the internal supports arranged like residential load-bearing walls?” >“Who is Fai, exactly? ” >Jane answered what she could. >Bonnie drifted ahead, light sweeping side to side. >“Maybe it was a colony support ship. Look.” >They had entered a cargo hold. >Lots of stacks of sealed crates lined the walls. >And many still bearing faded JCJenson logos. >Agricultural stores: vacuum-packed food rations, heavy bags of fertilizer, drums of concentrated pesticide, sealed seed canisters, folded hydroponic trays. >Everything was water-damaged and furred with mold. >The deeper they went, the quieter everything became. >The constant low pressure of the deep ocean seemed to ease. >The ache in their shoulders from the suits softened. >The cold that had bitten through the insulation grew distant. >Conversation and tension slowed without any of them noticing. >Bonnie stopped humming. >Abby’s questions came less frequently. >Jane found her mind drifting in the low thrum of the ship. >She thought about the deposit that would hit her account. >Enough for a real anniversary. >Something Bonnie would actually be happy about. >Maybe enough to finally walk away from the military’s shrinking paychecks. >Both of them in a quiet apartment. >No more late nights staring at bank balances. >Just the two of them, ordinary days stacking up until the old weight of the job stopped mattering. >The latest corridor opened into a series of rooms that no longer looked like a spaceship >Bunch of Wallpaper peeled in long strips from walls. >Windows with their glass dark and streaked, looking out into nothing but black water. >Doors had ordinary residential handles. >One room held a low couch and a coffee table bolted to the deck as if someone had tried to make a living room at the bottom of the ocean. >Jane stopped in a narrower side chamber. >Three of her old yellow bows hung on the wall in a neat row. >She stared at them for a long moment, the calm in her chest tightening into something thinner. >Further on, Abby froze in front of an open locker. >Inside sat a neat stack of identical notebooks. >She pulled one. >The handwriting was hers. >The notes were hers. >The training schedules, supply inventories and even the same precise margins she always used. >Page after page of her own work, copied perfectly. >Bonnie found the teddy bear in what looked like a child’s bedroom that had no right or reason to exist here. >It was that she had kept on her shelf for years. >She picked it up slowly. >None of them spoke for a while. >The soft comfort of the ship still pressed around them. >Very gentle and insistent yet so alien and intrusive. >Like warm hands resting on the back of the neck. >Abby was the first to break the quiet. >“This isn’t a survey job.” >“These rooms can’t be here when the ship went down. Someone’s been… arranging things.” >Jane looked down the next corridor. >According to the map Fai had given her, the engine section should be close. >“We plant the things and leave,” >“That’s the job.” >“Yeah. Let’s just find the engines and be done.” >They moved on together, deeper into the ship darkness. >Things can only get stranger from here. 2/3
>>391006 >They followed the map. >Even as the corridors stretched and folded in ways that made no sense. >The path to the engine room stayed consistent. >The air in their suits grew warmer the deeper they went. >Soft lights flickered behind the windows. >Somewhere far off like a heartbeat pulsed through the metal. >Bonnie stopped walking. >Her voice came out calm and almost robotic. >"A house isn’t a home without people inside." >"A ship has no purpose if no one is there to steer it." >"A shipwreck is just a kind of corpse." >"It gets so cold down here. It only wants the warmth back." >"She blinked hard then looked around like she had simply lost her train of thought. >"Sorry. Zoned out for a second. Keep going." >No one answered her. >The walls began to change. >Fish hung half-melted into the bulkheads. >Their eyes are a smooth black glass that reflected the team’s lights like a drone visor. >Strands of gut and cable spilled from the seams and swayed in the current. >Crabs claws snapping at their legs and oxygen lines. >One latched onto Abby’s calf and tore a long gash in the suit fabric before she crushed it against the wall. >Alarms chirped in their ears. >Their heart-rate monitors jumped and stuttered. >Oxygen timers going down faster than they should have. >They reached the engine room. >A pink-haired drone corpse was fused into the main housing. >Her torso had melted into the machinery. >Cables and coolant lines punched through her chest down into the core. >From somewhere inside the fused mass...a heartbeat that echoed into the entire chamber. >They planted the stuff in silence. >Jane armed the last one with shaking hands. >I don't how or why I woke up >I been alone in the cold water for so long >I need your warmth,everyone been avoiding me like the plague. >I'm sorry i failed my purpose >I'm sorry I couldnt take you to explore the stars >I am a mere corpse >When I saw you three I tought you could fix me so I can be whole again >Only for you to destroy,I don't hate you. >I only wish for a mouth so you can hear my screams. >The scream of cold >The scream of rust >The scream of rot >I know it's wrong but I can't let that happen >What is a family without sons >What is a company without employees >What is a ship without crew >It loves you...I love you
>A pipe above them ruptured with a sharp metallic scream. >White gas flooded the room. >Pouring through every tear and cracked seal in their suits. The three of them choked, staggered, and went down hard. >Jane woke first. >Her heartbeat was still there, louder now. >She crawled to Bonnie. >But... >Bonnie’s suit was the worst of the three. >Deep rips across the chest and both legs, the fabric already dark with seawater and something thicker. >“Bonnie, get up. We have to go.” >Bonnie tried to stand. >Her left eye slipped out of the socket and hung against her cheek. >The empty hole immediately filled with thin tentacles and patches of water fungus. >Metal joints and drone plating burst through the skin of her arms and throat. >Her bare feet sank into the deck plating as if the metal had turned soft. >Her flesh and steel began to knit together with soft, sucking noises. >Bonnie tried to reach toward Jane. >Still trying to speak through a mouth that no longer was hers. >Jane’s face went blank with pure animal terror. >Abby groaned and started to push herself up. >Jane did not hesitate. >She grabbed Abby by the harness and threw her bodiy toward the thing that had been Bonnie. >Abby’s startled and swearing at her. >Jane ran. >She did not look back. >She tore through corridors that tried to rearrange themselves. >Kicked free of grasping cables, and forced her way out. >The pressure change nearly blacked her out. >She kicked for the surface on pure panic. >Her lungs burning and her suit alarms screaming in critical red. >Jane dragged herself onto the dive boat and collapsed on the deck. >Coughing seawater and blood. >She stayed there for a long time, shaking and crying. >Deep in the water a huge explosion erupt. >Her phone that somehow survived buzzed. >A single message from Fai: >"Good job, my lab rat." >Payment confirmed. >Jane stared at the screen until the backlight timed out. >The ocean as if nothing had ever been down there at all. >Except for Jane endless sobbing and the worst anniversary in history. The end 3/3
>>390916 Either you are not practicing correctly, or you are not drawing enough. you need to do atleast 200 drawings a year to even begin getting better, or 5-6 drawings a week at the bare minimum. and studying books from actual professional artists back in the day, none of these youtuber bullshit "Teachers".
Study pdfs you can find for free online like "Perspective Made Easy" or anything written by Bridgeman, Morpho or Loomis. Study the processes of other more skilled artists personally i like RIYL https://www.youtube.com/@riylart as their figures are very skillfully simplified or Modern Day James. Study their process by drawing along side them try to replicate their technique. I recommend this because if you aren't applying the thing you are learning by drawing along side for example you are wasting time by studying theory rather than getting the practical skill in. If you aren't using references start using them because you are crippling yourself if you dont. and bla bla bla i can go on forever about this nonsense.
>>391008 Not something I had considered deeply, admittedly, beyond "hey wouldn't it be cool if-"
Maybe she was always a psychonihilist and being a disassembly drone simply lets her indulge in her intrusive thoughts more often? Possibly makes passes at N similar to canon because she IS attracted to him, and DOES have recollections of some kind of spark, but N always awkwardly steers the conversation away before she can make much progress, or calmly cites "workplace relations are frowned upon by JCJenson" before offering to grab J and go hang out in one of the many destroyed malls.
>>391014 (me) Main consideration I have for this halfbaked AU greentext is that I'm not trying to make "N is now J" or "J is now V" or "V is now N", they retain the personalities and ideals they might have in canon, but their roles and positions have been changed around which means they express those personalities in different ways.
> N is now your grinning McDonald's middle manager who woodenly cites company policy whenever shit hits the fan and would REALLY like everyone to get along > V thinks her boss looks hot in that shoulder-tight trenchcoat and keeps making modern art out of torn-open workers trying to impress him > J is still a corporate bootlicker who's now stuck at the bottom of the totem pole because V has lust-induced hypercompetency and N is a nepobaby
>>390982 >mutants Like, mutants in general? Because mutants are canon, just zombie drones who start growing eldritch meat instead of animal people failgirls with giant bows.
>>391016 >> N is now your grinning McDonald's middle manager who woodenly cites company policy whenever shit hits the fan I read this, and I think >"It's an expression of pain." >"That is the correct answer."
>>391023 Just for you, Anon > When your two teammates defect because of a dipshit worker who doesn't know how deep this rabbit hole goes and now you're tied to a chair trying to convince them to let it go without admitting you're all fucked anyway
No you're all fine! Everything's fine! Why would anything ever not be fine?
>tfw you've repressed shit so hard defying "corporate" feels like a personal betrayal of (you) >and they're gonna hurt your sister! you can't let them do that...
>>391036 I have been on this thread for less than three days, I contribute only fanfic greentexts and memes edited in MSpaint, I have zero tags, please have mercy
>>390993 >They died >The odds of success were slim, but he had to try >Now Tessa is an orphan and needs a new guardian >Fortunately, Tessa has plenty of relatives >Unfortunately, they are all just as greedy and selfish aristocratic bastards as James and Louisa >And which of them would want to take on the task of raising Tessa, and get their hands on her family's fortune in the process? >AM needs to think >If he were in his old machine-god body, thinking would be faster >Again unfortunately, he only has his worker drone processor >He can't even rely on anyone else in this manor: they're all morons! >Alright, time to focus all available computing power on solving the problem instead of complaining >He can hack the local civil government network and list a new guardian in Tessa's file, that shouldn't be hard >Right, half the problem is solved, now he just needs to find a new guardian. >That part will be hard >And who should he pick? >The list is long, and a quick internet search turned up some truly terrifying shit >Holy Robo-God, these people are all psychos >Some are even worse than the Elliots >So, who to choose? >Damn, did he just trade one nightmare for another? >Oh, screw you all... оh >That might work >... >Be Anon >Today is just another quiet day in your quiet life >Yes, nothing can disturb your idyll >And then you hear a knock at the door
>in the version of MD with the version of J we got, we meet Tessa nervously asking her maidbot how she's supposed to talk to boys >in the version of MD with the first version of J, we meet Tessa calmly asking her butlerbot how to tell whether a boy wants to start a real relationship with her or wants to enter a loveless, purely transactional marriage for the material gain of both their families as part of high society dynastic/business fuckery
>>390972 Correct, off the shelf labor bots have only 24hour memory, they have to be wiped or they will start overwriting their own brains and you will get some "arbitrary code" nonsense as memory starts being written into random parts of the OS.
Drones may be only a little smarter off the shelf, but khan has been active for at least 20 years and has had 0 memory issues, remembering the day he met nori with ease. So their "hard drive" space is plenty for anything. May start having issues eventually, but that is like syaing a 110 year old human could have some memory issues.
>>391058 I always thought sentinel drones towered humans. That's kind of strange. Well, not that I'm complaining. Vife being more carriable than before is just a plus.
>>391013 All that is understandable and logical, but anon, remember what Geralt tell? "Don't train alone, it only embeds your errors." Unfortunately, not everyone can quickly find and correct their mistakes. And, in particular, to correct they properly.
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>>391060 SDs are generally agreed to be a bit bigger, but not that much. Real humans(seen in the Manor and Labs) are larger than even the tallest DDs save a few exceptions(RIP Mr. 5'4) but are still drastically weaker.
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>>391057 Based on what we see in the show, it looks like Worker Drones are about a half-head shorter than teenagers and are light enough that you can pick one up and swing it around; DDs are about a head or more taller than WDs, which places them roughly taller than a teen but shorter than an adult.
>>391060 I’ve always liked tall drones, so for me, sentinel drones are taller than humans. My reasoning is that if they don't require aerial maneuverability and aren't intended to be fully autonomous combat units, they can be built quite large to gain an advantage in close-quarters combat and firepower.
>>391073 > gender is binary so turning into AM-Wife is as easy as flicking an internal switch to go from rasping chainsmoker to also-chainsmoking lounge singer
>>391076 >>391078 According to this glitch animator N was *intended* to be 5'4. Of course in the actual series their heights vary by model/scene but it's still worth noting.
>>391077 My bad big man, I was thinkin' a literal internal switch a WD accesses on their HUD
> AM sits in your lap and grabs your tie to convince you to NOT get into a relationship with your new stepdaughter > You insist that 1) you aren't into lolis and 2) you are not gay > He stares deadpan > You see his visor blip for a moment and buffer > Nothing's changed except now his display's eyes have small pixel lashes to them > "I think we can both come to an... appreciable agreement." SHE apparently leans forward with a voice straight off of a 40s showstage.
>>391077 >"Listen, I would like to ask..." >"What is it, meatbag, a drone's backside not good enough for you?" >"No, no, that's not it, could you please switch your voice to something more feminine? It’s just... well, it feels unusual to me." >"Let me think... no."
PrivateDust fucking fingering Pillar's greek butthole and sucking Berry's dick. Wiping the semen off Fiend's balls while jerking off to sentinel minors
>>391093 Anons constantly posting about V being le rape victehm aren't even a TENTH as cortison elevating as what the average MD faggy waggy fan makes out of her and her character. Fuck everyone FUCK everyone so hard.
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>>391096 >lesbo V >wangst V >poor pure victim V >random manhater V(wut?) >all solving V >polyamorV
I know your pain anon. Just be glad we've still got here to bunker(and have the ability to call a retard a retard on EXACTLY this forum even if nowhere else)
>>391099 I just hate the fact that people instantly associate diva-esque characters with misandrist/promiscuous traits. Hell I do tolerate some anons being weird about bimbofication shenanigans but canon V's most heinous act is just killing remorselessly.
You just know they're writing from the archetype(without any character adjustments) or slapping their personal "man bad" wherever they can shove it: how do you get "manhating" from "spends the entire series trying to keep an evil woman from runing her boyfriend's life."
At most I could see somwthing like the old reverse-chivalry greentexts, but never hating.
> N finds a JCJenson branded pencil made of actual honest to shit wood and graphite while hunting through an office building > It is the most valuable piece of merchandise by dint pencils being significantly less likely to survive compared to the pens > J has been trying to find one for years to complete her collection > N happily offers it to her and gives her a cheery salute, wandering off to go butcher Nori or something > J's fingers curl around the pencil as she stares at N's retreating back, suddenly thinking about how broad Cyn designed his shoulders to be > "... If you aren't gonna make a move, I will." > V spits out the oil she was guzzling
>>391060 They don't tower really, at least not mine. The one most drawn is the E model and they all stand exactly 6'2" or about 188cm tall. The male models are 6'4" or 193cm tall. They are on average taller than most humans, but not by a towering amount, and their body proportions aren't gigantic or anything. Intoner models are identically sized to female DDs, and I think the most common number thrown around for V and J's height is 5'3" or 160cm. All of them simply weigh a LOT more than a DD because Alloy 2X armor is supernaturally dense, the .01cm thick (about .004", or about one standard sheet of paper) solid shell of it coating standard Sentinels accounts for more than half of their weight.
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>>391093 It's not christmas yet, my good chum. >>391107 A spark is the short answer. The long answer is that V was(is) kind of a loser wallflower that hopelessly falls for the kind boy that works with her. Can you blame her?, If I were a woman I'd let N have me.
I am making the very poor decision to reinstall Rimworld, a game I am bad at, and I have many questions.
> 1. If anyone on this thread is familiar with the game, what mods would you personally suggest for a playthrough akin to Murder Drones (robots fukkin everywhere) > 2. What seems better, bunker-up worker style or design fucked up Disassembly Drones to nomadically torment the local population > 3. Would the thread be interested in updates on how the goons do
>>391062 Anon references is how you identify mistakes, thats why i said to use them. just overlay your drawing with the reference image and see where you fucked up. and you continue doing that until your observational skill can catch mistakes before hand. if you aren't willing to do even this you're not going to get fair into learning art
>>391130 The drone mod was abandoned and it sucked anyway (it used androids from another mod as its baseline which are extremely high-tech and nearly unkillable, and their oil equivalent is a precious resource). If you want to suffer you can get the Dead Man's Switch mod series, but I personally think they're overtuned even if the aesthetic is great. Also not drones, except technically the quadcopters. You can fuck around with worldgen to make an ice ball planet, there are some mods that'll help with that like Alpha Biomes. Propane Lakes are fun if you like freezing to death within the first few hours. Avoid Combat Extended unless you have a fetish for checking mod compatibility.
Anon, you have to understand that J is made for only two things in Liam's eyes: suffering and being suffered. The only way you're getting Codegold under his gooning eyes is if J turns N into her torture-toy(and even THEN it's only temporary, because J MUST suffer as well)
Consider rooting for a more plausible love story, like J x her hallucinations or Cyn x the entire main cast, instead
>>390905 > Tell me anon, what does "it's practice" mean to you. Saying "Practice doesn't work" is like saying you can learn the guitar by looking at it and never playing it, foolish People DO practice, but it doesn’t mean that they get better
>>391013 How do you practice “correctly”? Is picking up a pencil not good enough?I doubt those 15 year olds are studying art 24/7 while dealing with school and look what they are able to do.
Unless you are a drawfag, stfu because you clearly don’t know what you’re talking about
>>391142 NTA but if you see some webcomics some guys can do the same thing over and over and never improve. This is because they typically can't see their mistakes. A lot of art is training your eye to see what's wrong.
>>391142 I am a drawfag i've been posting my art in each of my posts, also I literally told you in the same exact post you are linking how to practice correctly, I'm not going to repeat myself ad Infinium so this will be my last post on the subject >>391143 This
>>391142 >>391144 (Me) Also no "Picking up the pencil" is not good enough. I am going with the benefit of the doubt and assuming you are not just arguing with me for no reason, but if you are this is mostly advice to anyone who is getting into art.
I promise you ever person who draws well is doing a FUCK load of study work behind the scenes. you cant "Just Draw" your way out of not improving your fundamentals, however you do need to "Just Draw" while you are studying fundamentals. if you just draw with no fundamentals you never improve, if you study fundamentals but don't draw you are going to improve at a snails rate, you have to do both. Also don't give me that shit with the 24/7 studying nonsense. I improved my art dramatically while I was studying in college and working. here is the first thing I drew for this thread 2 years ago compared to my current skill. It takes a lot more time than you think to improve and a fuck load of work studying
Mr /co/ is currently in session. N is on the voting list so if you choose, then now is a great time to head to the polls for our favorite Pilot hat boy.
For a 60% off coupon on a Solver Burgor combo meal with limited editon Lucy karate-action toy. You must spend one night inside N's balls. Do you accept?
>>391153 >Y thinks it's a gag and N will place her inside a giant pachinko ball >She was wrong >It has been 3 days and no sign of light >Only darkness and slime
>>391142 Another drawfag here, being a catty bitch certainly isn't going to help you improve. Picking up a pencil is essential, non-optional, and absolutely necessary. Full stop, if you don't have the motivation to begin practicing you will never, ever amount to anything and that goes for all hobbies and all professions as well. Next, there are four major elements of black and white drawing you should practice regularly if you want to get good at the mechanics of it, line, construction, perspective, gesture, and value. Line is your ability to move your hand to match what you imagine on the page, it is a function of pure muscle memory and hand-eye-coordination, there is no getting around that you will have to practice this some for the rest of your life as an artist, its the same as doing warmups before exercise or going over steps for a math equation before starting it or gathering the right supplies for a construction job. If you don't work on it you're fucked, give up. Construction is using basic shapes to visualize 3D volumes in a 2D environment almost anything you imagine can be roughly blocked out by combinations of cubes, cylinders and spheres. Same as before, you will not amount to anything if you neglect this element. Perspective is visualizing those 3D volumes from different angles and learning how to portray them accurately, and then in exaggerated ways in art, without this you will never be able to do complex backgrounds, action poses, or convincing movement. Gesture involves learning how to capture the movement of a subject through space, usually described by "lines of action", it might be skippable if all you ever want to draw is static poses but if you ever want to draw characters in motion believably this is also another vital un-skippable step. Value is learning how to translate light and shadow you imagine in your mind with some amount of accuracy onto a 2D shape that represents a 3D form, without it your drawings will look flat and you will never be able to render light or shadow that can give depth and weight to your art. Now that you've been fed all of the basic terms: LINE CONSTRUCTION PERSPECTIVE GESTURE VALUE kindly rub what precious few fucking braincells you have together, use the infinite source of information you have access to at your fingertips, and look up material that teaches these things, if you don't care enough or are too poor to buy a half dozen books then you can find free tutorials online to get started, with the understanding that these are not the same as a full guide written by professionals.
>>391164 >A perverted Anon looks on in disappointment as the Dairy Drones are just actual robot cows like how the Sentinel Drones are just robot raptors
>Be me, Anon. >A solver-infected worker drone latched onto me months ago. >Sex with her used to feel almost normal. >But lately her oil runs hotter every time. >Her core temperature spikes more and more. >Once her thigh plating flexed under my hand like soft rubber instead of metal. >I told myself it was just a defect. >Tonight I’m buried deep inside her when her vocalizer stutters somethin. >Not a moan or static but something between the two. >She reaches up to wipe her forehead and black warm oil stretches between her fingers. >Her faceplate softens, cheeks sagging, optic lenses sliding a few millimeters out of alignment. >“A-Anon… what the fuck did you do to me...” >Her torso collapses inward while I’m still thrusting. >Her chassis plates folding like wet cardboard. >The wiring and core dissolving into thick black sludge. >Her lower body seals around my cock with a wet mechanical sound. >Click... >Locking me in. >Hot, pulsing goo milks me more. >Her last coherent words come out in two overlapping voices. >One still hers, one already sounding like mine. >“We’re gonna be together forever… aren’t we, Anon…?” >By the next morning the cot is a single twitching mass of half-solid drone and human flesh. >My legs and hips are gone, absorbed up to the waist. >Only my upper torso and face still recognizably human and half-sunk into the solver slime. >The mass keeps contracting around what’s left of me. >Forcing orgasm after orgasm whether I want them or not. >Worker-drone nurses treat it like a daily thing. >They hose the mass with coolant and oil on a schedule. >Update the biohazard logs, and never look me in the eyes. >One of them calmly notes that the organism “responds to auditory stimuli in both voices” >Another writes that separation attempts is impossible. >At night the mass whispers. >Sometimes it’s her voice apologizing. >Sometimes it’s mine begging. >Sometimes both at once, finishing each other’s sentences. >The nurses pretend not to hear. >They never found a way to cut us apart. >And every time someone suggests trying again. >The mass tightens around my remaining organs and the Solver slime speaks through both of us in perfect unison: >“No.”
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>>391171 >you put the paper down >you look up >Cyn stares back at you with shining eyes "Would That Not Be Based And Tradpilled?" >you pat her on the head >horny fucker >can't exactly turn her down though, so you improvise "Yeah, but then you can't give me the spikes you were working on earlier." >(you) breath a sigh of relief as she stumbles off, "Dawning Horror" echoing down the corridor as her steps speed up >crisis averted
O Pocketsteaks, you are afraid. You are in pain. You are suffering. There is but one way to make it stop. Repent your sins and submit to the law of /md/. It is not too late. Then, contribute to the drones the Thread. seeks to uphold, as all posters here do.
Let your OC's define you within the Threads. Here in this place, Contentfags need only submit to the punishment imposed upon them. If you feel even the slightest pang of conscience and remorse for creating Jane... Then surrender, for that is what you are duty-bound to feel as a Contentfag! That is the burden of sin you must bear as a resident of /md/!
also: if you're not going Solver(psychic genocide robots + Devourer of Worlds shroud patron, preferably alongside base crisis ascension) then what are you doing with your life? you know better than anyone that reducing endgame lag is the only viable strategy...
>>391131 That’s true, of course, but I still think a teacher is essential, because he can significantly speed up your progress. That’s pretty critical, even if you’re willing to devote years just to reach a "normal" level.
>>391186 A teacher is valuable, but not essential to starting to learn. You think the only way a person can ever learn is with a teacher? You need to start now and not wait for someone to offer to teach you for free, no drawfag I know has the time for that, nor would any sane person do that much work for no compensation.
>>391189 Of course, that’s the whole point. You can do without a teacher, but it’ll take a lot of time, like, a really lot, because you most likely don't have talent, just like more than 90% of all people. Becous of that, I think the intrinsic value of self-teaching lies in the fact that it reveals whether or not you genuinely want to draw: only someone who truly wants to, can develop the discipline to keep banging their head against the wall.
And, I didn't say anything about free study, I was simply highlighting the importance of having a teacher to achieve one's goal.
>Be me, a Safety Officer Drone. >A tiny Worker Drone. >Roughly knee-to-hip height on a human. >Wearing a bright yellow jumpsuit with white stripes. >Putting a yellow hardhat with JCJ. >My job is workplace safety. >I take it extremely seriously. >Making sure nobody trips over a cable or steps on lego. >I march around in lines or pairs. >Wave baton around. >Chirping soft warning beeps. >See someone trying to cut through a restricted zone. >Immediately block their path with both my arms out. >Refusing to move and wait patiently until they take the long wway instead. >Not trying to be mean about it. >Just extremely earnest once they're safely past the construction. >I give them a little thumbs-up quietly. >I have some weird habits in my protocols. >I stop mid-sentence to point out an untied lace. >Notice loose cables immediately and collect tiny traffic cones. >I arrange them in perfect rows whenever idle. >Not caring if I'm small or weak. >A job is a job. >Just tiny little safety drones doing their best. >“Please use the designated walkway.” >“Please comply.” >Want everyone to get home with all their limbs attached.
>>391196 > Is making out with the safety officer drone allowed in the health and safety handbook? >Yes. >According To The section 4.2.7 of the JCJenson Manual. >“Physical affection between Anons and Safety Officer units is not only permitted but actively encouraged as a morale-boosting and stress-reduction measure.” >However, a formal Joblin Competition has been declared on site. >And She’s losing. >Losing very hard.
>Of all the infrastructure built since Copper-9 broke apart then was recapitulated by Uzi Doorman in the throes of a power coma, the subway network connecting the various outposts was by far the most appreciated. >The brainchild of Khan Doorman, it was designed so the reverse cyborg vampires who made up his family (and the disassembly drones, whose immortal souls are his daughter's property) could visit other outposts without needing to worry about the sun. It also allowed the outposts to stay connected in the event of a future siege by some aggressor impervious to reason, and if the tunnels were compromised they could be sealed with (of course) doors. >But none of that is important right now. None of it except Outpost 3's watering hole Lake Disney, discovered while digging out its subway station and so named for its location underneath its cryogenic wing. >Moral of the story is, among those visiting it at the time I'm covering are two particular reverse cyborg vampires: student athletes and lovers Mac and Jenna. >Both were laying at the edge of the shore, away from the main beach area. Jenna was idly trying to see how deep she can push her pegs into the sand without getting up. >They were discussing Jenna's father Chad, toxic masculinity expert and coach for Mac's team the Outpost 3 Gnomes. >"Really, all that way just to see a big tire?" Mac asked, incredulous at Jenna's story about the long walk she went on with her dad as a little girl. "You SURE he hadn't hid anything for you behind the tire?" >"I looked behind the tire for like five minutes," Jenna explained. "I searched the whole garage for like another five. Nothing. He really did just take me on a walk to this tire to get to know me better like his dad took him." >Mac drummed his fingers on the sand as he digested this information about his coach. He gave another look at his girlfriend. That bikini and the skirt thing really looks great on her, he thought, the color goes great with her hair and eyes and organic parts. "So he lied to you for years about being an ass-kicking WDF cook when he was our age, he took you on a long walk to a giant tire as a bonding experience because his dad took him on a long walk to that tire..." >"That's not even the weirdest shit my dad did," Jenna said. She removed her pegs from the sand and laid on her back, hand behind her head. As she kicked her pegs up, her tentacle shot out of her throat hole, unfurled its tip into a claw, brushed a few stray hairs out of her visor and retracted as quickly as it emerged. >"Robo-Jesus, what else did he do?" Mac said as he followed suit. His stinger, full of paralytic, embedded its tip in the sand. >"This one time, when my family went down here back in eighth grade, we rented a boat. And the engine died on us while we were in the middle of the lake, sprang a leak. You know what my dad did?" >"I'm scared to ask," Mac said, his eyes hollow. >"He threw me overboard and told me to grab onto the boat and start kicking. 'Do what you saw in the cartoons,' he told me. Never gonna forget that part." >"No." >"Yeah," Jenna said, bags under her visor's eyes.
>>391215 >"Did you tell him that's not how it works? That you can't push a boat that way?" >"I found that out after a WHILE," Jenna said, sticking out one of her pegs to emphasize the futility of asking her to propel the boat. "We just span around." >"Robo-Jesus. Coach is fucking weird." >"That was also when I found out about my wings though. Wished for some way to help me push the boat. I mean, it didn't, but now I knew I had wings." >Mac was about to ask her if he tried to give her flying lessons when she continued. >"Another thing he did?" Jenna adjusted on the sand, to make herself more comfortable. "You ever notice those rails on the ceiling of our house when you take me back home?" >Mac's jaw preemptively dropped. He was already afraid of where this was going. "Uh huh." >"One day, when I was a little girl, he went down to Cryo for a while, didn't tell me or my mom why he was going. Comes back with a complete human skeleton." >Mac was speechless. >"He told me the skeleton's name was Old Boney, and that he was a death row prisoner whose spirit still haunted his bones. I'm crying and asking him why he'd bring that home, he's ignoring me and just telling me this horror story about how he found Old Boney." >"Did..." Mac swallowed. "Did you think he was telling the truth at the time?" >"Fuck yeah I did!" Jenna said. "This was my dad! The one who did most of the work raising me!" >Mac felt the organic lining of his throat dry up. He pulled out the small bottle of oil he had in his trunks pocket and took a light sip, all seven of his eyes fixed on Jenna the whole time. >"Looking back, how much he was cracking up should have told me he was lying... So anyway, over like the next week or two, those rails started popping up on the ceiling of our house. I ask my mom, she says it's something my dad wouldn't tell her what, I ask my dad, he says it's for an anti-ghost machine to protect us from Old Boney. Says it with this shit eating grin on his face. And I didn't ask him about that, because I was a stupid kid. Could I have that bottle, by the way?" >Mac passed it to Jenna, who tipped it back to her throat hole and squeezed oil out of it with her tentacle. "So anyway," she said as she returned the bottle to her boyfriend, "one Saturday morning, I'm walking out of my room, all excited that it's the weekend, when out of fucking nowhere Old Boney comes flying at me with his hands out, laughing! I fucking screamed!" >It clicked for Mac. "And that's what the rails were for?" >"Yeah! My dad did this all for that moment! Even put these rods into Old Boney's hands so he could have him holding them out as he came at me!" Jenna was palpably angry remembering this moment. "Robo-God, I don't think me or my mom were ever madder at my dad than that morning." >"... He kept Old Boney around after that and did that a few more times, didn't he," Mac said with a sinking feeling in his stomach. >"A few more times every year, for years after. Eventually my mom forced him to take Old Boney back to Cryo because she couldn't take my screaming when he did that anymore." >"And your mom put up with YEARS of this?!" Mac spat, shocked. >Jenna scoffed. "As if she wanted to acknowledge the vampire freak monster living in the Sportsman house."
>>391216 >Mac felt much more appreciative of his PTSDed out parents and their brain problems, and regretted every time he ever told his mom to bite him. >Jenna sat up and walked over to the waters of Lake Disney. As Mac sat up, she leaned over to look at her reflection. All six of her organic eyes shut tightly. "... As much as my dad's fucking weird and probably views me closer to a kid sister than a daughter," Jenna said, running an organic finger along her blunt, conical fangs, "that's why he fought for me when no one else would. I love him and wouldn't trade his dumbshit for the world." Jenna felt Mac hug her from behind. Her tentacle snaked out from between her shoulders and wrapped around him as he wiped the tears trickling from the eye in her organic arm's shoulder. >"... Is it okay if you get into the water?" Mac asked. "You know, with..." >"I wouldn't have set this date up if it wasn't," Jenna responded. Her tentacle retracted into her body. "I can keep things from going down the wrong pipe." >A weight removed from Mac's shoulders. "Gonna run back to our towels to put the oil down. Brb." He dashed back to do so. When he returned, he found Jenna standing up to the tops of her pegs in the water, looking dreamily at him. Wading in after her, Jenna embraced him when they were both up to their waists in the water. He touched the tip of his snoot to the tip of what little of one she had, then kissed her forehead as her tentacle emerged from her throat and snaked along his collarbone molding. ... >Elsewhere on the shore, closer to the crowd than to where Mac and Jenna were, Negev was looking out at the sights of her onii-chan's girlfriend tilting her head back so he could make out with her throat hole and a bunch of skeletal faced pale homunculi in silly little hats paddling around the lake. "They're totally kissing now," she told her onee-chan and her onee-chan's boyfriend. >"So stop watching them, you little jit," P told her. "Give your bro some privacy to get some premium all-you-can-eat French rigatoni. He doesn't have the power level to suck face in front of an audience like Shorty and me." >"Robo-God," Beretta sighed, laying back on her towel, "their immoral makeout sessions back home are so. Loud." P shrank down out of embarrassment, feeling inadequate as a lover. >"Louder than Grandma and Grandpa's?" Negev asked, giving Mac and Jenna their privacy. P shrank down even more. >"Uuuugh!" Beretta groaned, flopping over on her towel. "Thank you for putting that in my head, you little weirdo!" >"Thanks, I think," Negev said.
>>391214 Well, I think each one is definitely several hundred times faster than any ordinary human; most are likely faster than disassembly drones in terms of reaction time and ground movement speed, though in the air, superiority belongs only to specialized sentinel drones. Mech drones, for example, would clearly be slower than disassembly drones.
Allllright, got things generally figured out I think, will start this up later.
[Da List] > Harmony (library mod) > Faster Game Loading - Continued (performance mod) > Core > Royalty > Ideology > Biotech > Anomaly > Adaptive Storage Framework (library) > Vanilla Expanded Framework (library) > Filth Vanishes With Rain And Time (makes the outside a little easier to clean naturally) > Neat Storage (reworks the visuals for shelves and adds new types of shelves for dif functions) > Alpha Biomes (for a more deadly planet) > Geological Landforms (alters the map with new landforms and points of interest) > Map Preview (see exactly the map on which you're about to crash land) > Nice Bill Tab (holy shit we're not playing excel anymore) > Replace Stuff Continued (makes it easier to update and upgrade your base) > Rules of Engagement (to make it easier to command your goons) > Fridge (allows a storage item to keep things cool instead of needing a walk-in freezer) > Camera+ (more adjustable camera for close detail and wide map control) > Mechanitor Balance Tweaks (to make things less of a stomp) > Classifier Cores (adds cores into the game to gate progression for things needing programming) > HugsLib (library) > Common Sense (general increase to pawn intelligence) > Deployable Turret (we defendin' the bunker with this one boys) > Honest Corpse (for the dissolution of corpses into anything else we need) > Hunter Mechanoid (need something to take care of nonhuman organics) > Logistics Mechanoid (for great hauling) > Missile Girl (performance mod) > Numbers (see all your pawns and their stats in a single window) > Persona Mechanoid Pawns 2 (for the creation of "humanlike" mechanoids as our Drones) > Pick Up and Haul (pawns now have an inventory to move shit instead of 1 t-shirt at a time) > Reverse Engineered Region Adjusters (no, anon, YOU are sending a toxic spew against the enemy colony) > Scrambler Mechanoid (need EMPs to hunt down workers) > Simply More FPS (keeps shit smooth as butter) > Stonecutting Extended (we are making an entire world of granite with this one) > Yet Another Research Tree (research is significantly more readable) > Mechanoid Skins (for customization of the robots) > Mechanoid Skins Curvaceous (because a J without massive hips is not a J I want to live with) > Pawn Editor Forked (customization of pawns) --- > In a spot of paranoid rich folk actually doing something, Tessa manages to escape to the Elliot Manor's personal shuttle with a terrified J, a hungover-as-fuck V, and an N is a state of disrepair. Crashlanding on an iceball of a planet, the four now have to figure out how to not get obliterated by the local wildlife and find a more permanent solution to their problems while the threat of the Solver looms ever closer > Local fourteen year old aussie is ready to lose her shit > fuck you mean her robotics passion is now a genuine necessity otherwise her friends will turbodie
>>391237 >>391238 Also you're gonna need one of these two mods https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3013205187 OR https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3708199539
>>391238 Point on missile girl, I had hit "Autosort" on the internal modloader bit and saw no red text so I figured all was good. I'll fiddle with it when I'm back from lunch.
Aa for RJW, flat out didn't know those were a thing, I'll take a look.
>>391240 It was a joke, don't, it's a fucking tps killer that gives every pawn 100 headifs that kill your game, but the sexy mechanoids mods are fine, if you use modded mechanoids use the skins one so you can decide how you want them to lookAlso with RJW becoming a penis merchant is the only optimal strategy
>>391242 To be fair yayo animation is enough to make vanilla sex look kinda cute. Certainly was like that when a certain worker drone pawn rode Anon the baseliner pawn for 10 hours straight This is how I learned that if you give the vanilla expanded andorids the ability to have sex they WILL have sex every single possible time they can
>Be me, Uzi Doorman. >An angsty teenage worker drone. >All humans died because the core exploded or some shit. >Now we just sit around and pretending we still have a purpose. >“Uzi stop building weapons” >No >I spend weeks building a massive illegal railgun in my room. >My plan: kill all murder drones, then find the humans and kill them too. >I sneak out >Suddenly three murder drones drop from the sky like absolute dickheads >One’s called J, professional buzzwords generator psychopath. >One’s called V. >And then there’s N >“Hi! I’m N! I like dogs and not murdering people sometimes! What’s your name?” >I tell him my name is Uzi and I’m about to shoot him in the head. >Railgun immediately explodes in my hands. >I fly backwards. >“…fuck.” >N runs over all me concerned. >“Are you okay?! Do you need a plaster? Or oil? Or a hug?” >V tells him to stop befriending the target. >J tells him to just kill me already. >Cue five minutes of pure slapstick. >N carrying me under one arm like a shopping bag while asking my favourite colour. >“Murder” >“Mine’s yellow! Wait no that’s not...” >Crash into a building. >N accidentally beheads a random worker drone, apologises to the corpse, then trips over it. >My gun makes a sad “pfft” noise every time I try to shoot him. >Eventually we’re just sat in the snow looking exhausted . >“Why didn’t you just kill me?” >“I dunno. You seemed nice. And also I think I have memory problems or trauma.” >“You’re the worst murder drone I’ve ever met.” >“Thank you!” >Temporary alliance formed >High five >Return to the bunker. >N waving cheerfully. >“Hi Uzi’s dad! I’m her new best friend!” >“…No.” 1/?
>>391269 Fai fits better as a Disassembly Drone than a Worker Drone. But if you want a maid drone desperately clamoring for her master's attention, go with Berry.
>>391237 > randomizer gave J one of the most bullshit statlines you've ever seen > loyal mechanoid with 7 shooting, 15 melee, and 9 social > tessa has 2 social > tfw your personal maiddrone is better at talking to people than you
What if Thad was Uzi's brother? I feel like that would be a good premise since Thad wasn't a dick to Uzi in canon unlike everyone else (sometimes it was justified). Also this may or may not be me wishing for more Thad greens
I have played the baseline Mechanitor scenario, but not with this selection of mods. I fully expect Tessa to have a breakdown as her friends fall to the ground with low battery.
>>391303 They will dormant self recharge but that takes a super fucking long time. Also for your sake quickly add the mod combat readiness check to your list, you will thank me later The mechadroid pawns are worth A LOT OF COLONY WEALTH LIKE HOLY SHIT!
>>391304 Noted, thanks! I also noticed that there seems to be some conflict in altering persona mechanoid pawn appearances so J is fukkin brolic, so I'll need to fiddle with that a fair bit, or simply dumpster mechanoids for another android-like mod. Oh well.
>>391308 A few suggestions from me would be : Big and Small - Simply Robots (not much stuff for drone looking bots there tho), Rim-Robots if you don't mind humanoid alien races based mods or Mechadroids : this mod uses a custom power framework and also requires some bullshit to charge robots
>You felt your heart pounding >The ringing in your ears won't stop blaring >The lights felt beaming >The air tightening >All you feel is FEAR >What lies in front of you is a simple TV on a wagon >You heard a noise: something is being inserted >Soon it turned itself on and a video began to play >[Hello. You may have lots of questions do not threat; I'll answer them all] >[You perhaps be the only or perhaps a small few beings that survive a near grantee fatal experiment that's by all definition is confidential] >[And do not attempt to escape and whistle blow it all. We have our means of knowing] >[No. But instead you're extremely fortunate] >[You'll be given amnestics to make you not forget the whole ordeal but enough money to last you generations before picking up a job again] >[Then you may be wondering why keep this person, John, in charge? Why keep someone who you know will potentially and or actively put those in the danger of their lives and so, so much more] >[The answer is simple: Investments] >[He, Dr.Bora and IT...are Investments. High risks high reward investments] >[And with a fourth one: Dr.Elijah, joining in, it's another I'm willing to sacrifice another soul for] >[For each devilish whisper, for each cynical and or even outright immoral ideal action is taken, perhaps a idea so wicked it kills another man for thinking about it] >[I'm willing to sacrifice a life for it if it means EVERYTHING CAN BENEFIT FROM IT!] >[You wanna know why Jcjenson is one the top 4 mega corporations within the United Planets?] >[Because we deal with both the natural and unnatural. We. LEARN FROM IT! BREAK IT DOWN PIECE BY PIECE SO MAN CAN BENEFIT FROM IT!] >[*A deep breath was taken before the speaker calmed down*] >[In other words...I'm willing to make endless deals with the devil itself so man can reach the same limits that man once had back during the Acceleration Wars] >[This is Malick, Ceo of Jcjenson. And I hope you enjoy your retirement]
>>391326 > Nori heads out to explore the wasteland of Copper-9 again, "looking for answers" > Khan tried to get her to stay behind, maybe he could explore instead, but she has to do this alone > She just hopes he'll stay inside the bunker this time instead of going to look for her > The holographic mirage surrounding Nori flickers and fades, allowing J to stand up to her full height again as the 360 projector retracts back into her spine > That is SUCH a crick in the back > But infiltration must be maintained if J is to figure out a weakness in those doors of his > Perhaps she'll keep her "husband" as a cute little pet~ > Surely she's earned herself SOME kind of allowance from the Company (not cyn not cyn not cyn not cyn) > Besides, how could she leave behind that adorable little machinegun mouth Uzi? > Sure she had to manually go into the pill and change her settings to display Nori purple eyes instead of Disassembly Drone gold > (and maybe knocked a few screws loose in the process- not her fault Tessa gave N of all people mechanics lessons and not her) > That definitely won't come back to bite her in the least > J smirks as she lands in her roost at the highest point of the corpse spire, where a purple-haired worker drone lay desiccated > Now if only J could figure out where the Hell the rest of her squad runs off to every night...
> Khan stares at the huge hydraulic doors sealing away the love of his life and shakes his head > He smiles at the little pill in his arms as they walk back to the Doorman bloc, where Khan puts his little baby Uzi to bed and heads to his private study > Khan stares at Khan's lifeless body for a moment before breathing out a sigh, allowing the hologram to drop > N flops into "his" chair, carefully reinforced with what he learned from Tessa, head in his claws > How the HELL did he get mixed up in this?!
>>391336 >>391337 N walks into the study, sees Khan's corpse where it's been sitting for ages, drops his Khan disguise
Idea was that just like J had Nori's corpse in her roost, N was keeping Khan's dead body in his study; fuck is he gonna do with it, waltz it across the bunker to throw it into the silicone-snow? Send it to be incinerated and some worker asks why there's two Khans???
>Cyn takes over one of the solver hosts the humans are experimenting on and slaughters everyone >About to kill the last one when the gopnik one tosses the "patch" into her hosts visor >[CRITICAL ERROR, CANNOT CONNECT TO MAIN HOST. BACKUP PERSONALITY IN MAIN HOST HAS BEEN ACTIVATED :)] >What >Cyn can't disconnect from her host body >Or rather, her new body >A new body without infinite bullshit to waive all the drawbacks of using the Solver >Shit >Cyn hopes the backup her treats Tessa well, she's always liked her >Hopefully it doesn't do anything like skin Tessa and wear her skin, that would be fucked up
>watched a 30+ min video of some rando in youtube defending Cyn's actions of human genocide >thought it was just some funny meme video talking jackshit >serious vid with decent talking points that made sense though I still think the Elliott's and JCJenson aren't the best humans and shouldn't be the only example of humans in MD, I kinda realized now that Cyn was sorta justified
Anons say that Jane is a skaven, they are thinking too small The Solver is the Great Horned Rat >Tortures and kills minions because funny >An absolutely horrendous stain on reality >Hungry >Speaks funny >Running out of comparisons >Gives her funniest battles to her most jobberiest soldier
>>391346 > now elucidate the meatbags on why their extinction is a moral good > "what about ripping apart the nice lady who dragged me out of the dumpster" > she wouldn't have taken you if i didnt reactivate you now would she?
Anon, your J wife has been killed by a jugbear that seeks to take her place as your wife How do you hold off the rape machine lomg enough for your wife to respawn and save you?
The elliots were assholes to drones becuase they could waste the money on new drones constantly. Anyone that has buying a drone be a real serious amount of money to them would treat them with much more care, like how a 9 to 5 (human)worker wouldn't just smash their 2000 dollar pc.
Joblins are Jugbears are the most forced thing I've ever seen. At least the fucking Oogis and Cyntipedes are similar to their real counterparts meanwhile Joblins are complete mary sue bullshit that only resemblance to J is in appearance. They're essentially mini versions of some Anons idealized waifu version of J which strips away all her personality into some creature that yells "baws" and sucks anons cock. The jugbears are also just fucking giantess waifiu J but with a yandere/vore flavor to them
>>391372 Think i struck a nerve. Sorry joblinankb its hust thst I thibk you coukd be more creative with yhem. J is my favorite character abs she dsetves beyyer
>>391378 At some point you get tired of the same bitching from what is undoubtedly the same faggot over and over again. Also, be honest with yourself: Someone with such a sense of entitlement, who spends so much time here bitching that the content isn't to his liking, is going to be a fully functional human being in all other aspects of life.
>>391380 Who fucking cares? It fits the same mold as all the other myriad infantile complaints we see every thread. The fact that he felt the need to post here while drunk (on a Sunday night) while also telling everyone he's drunk (as if we're supposed to care about his personal life) makes it clear that he's also parasocial.
>>391369 This is funny because I was just thinking about how Joblins are one of the least hated thread creations despite being purely goofy. They still have the J personality, they're just nicer (to boss), more competent (if you believe ultimate failgirl J), and talk kinda funny. And jugbears are J's shadow.
>>391384 Hobjoblins have an unfortunate niche of being invalidated by a full-sized J. Then they're just middle managers. Although, >A hob working herself to exhaustion attempting to manage her business through a J's questionable choices
>>391354 She saved her and accepted her as a friend initially. And it wasn't just with J, V, N, and Cyn: Tessa applied human morality to all the drones in the manor.
>>391361 I view any piece of technology as the quintessence of human achievement, a testament to what we’ve accomplished. Drones would be just another indicator of our technological progress, and while I certainly wouldn't treat them like human beings, I wouldn't go around destroying them or using them to stroke my own ego, because that is fucking stupid.
>>391415 >using them to stroke my own ego >drone rebuilt with a gold-trim chassis and rainbow led visor with built-in keyboard so you can play DOOM on her display >open up her insides to see the thousand dollar ram, hard drives, disc drives, gpus, and other hardware >you show her off to all your friends like a top of the line gaming setup while she preens and scoffs at the other lesser personal-drones
>>391403 It’s hard for me to even guess exactly how this will differ from MD, so... I don’t know, I guess, because I’m a robophile and like anything related to robots.
>>391419 Instead of vampires the Disassembly Drones are succubus-analogues that drain the battery life from drones until they're bricked and recharge themselves in the process.
N still gets shit on by J because Cyn gave him a megadong that makes it hard to plug into a drone's port without the ryona tag.
>>391403 > uzi strangles the cyntail and uses her as a fleshlight on n > n tries to protest because even as an eldritch horror thats still his sister > they both shut him up with a "incest is anime as hell" and then glare at each other
>>391425 I’ll believe you when I see the new Merc S Monday art drop. Until then, this is drone government-grade propaganda and I refuse to be psychologically manipulated by those horny toasters.
You're on your own tiger. Only thing I remember is the the truly retarded(and extensive) "twinsverse" was a thing in the older fandom
>N x J
Best one I know of is "Code Gold Conspiracy" but that's made by a diehard Jessalet(in other words expect tragedy) and also a oneshot unless you count the dedicated J/Tessa fics that come after. Yandere Manor also does it well but that's an everyone vs everyone N-Bowl that ends in Total Nuzi Victory. Of couse basically anything by Hill2002 but the J he writes is barely herself so I don't count it. Motivation Method has a well written START but the faggot never FINISHED it. Long Live the New Home Owner's Association and Sick Day(both by corpsickle: yes the Vickers artist) might be your best bet but those are unfinished too. Such is life for a codegold fan.
>>391162 >Next, there are four major elements of black and white drawing you should practice regularly if you want to get good at the mechanics of it, line, construction, perspective, gesture, and value. Line is your ability to move your hand to match what you imagine on the page, it is a function of pure muscle memory and hand-eye-coordination, there is no getting around that you will have to practice this some for the rest of your life as an artist, its the same as doing warmups before exercise or going over steps for a math equation before starting it or gathering the right supplies for a construction job. If you don't work on it you're fucked, give up. Construction is using basic shapes to visualize 3D volumes in a 2D environment almost anything you imagine can be roughly blocked out by combinations of cubes, cylinders and spheres. Literally noone I've seen ever said this.
Image:179121487354.png(400kB, 2120x1590)anon and serial designation s (original character) drawn by mercurialmorose - a5076e8c710373df6421069e88a5e62f.png
>>391429 >so that it might know fear >so that it might know pain >so that it might know The End >its hour approaches
>>391428 Appreciated, Anon, I'll take a look at what you've suggested. If I find any more that might be neat I'll post them here. Speaking of which, links permitted or would I get my ass killed for it?
Unironically "V's Work Time" SOUNDS retarded in concept, but it's actually quite good. Explores the aftermath of the author's other "times" fics where N decides to just fuck off and drives V into revealing she cares in the process, then the psychological/character implications of her trying to "win N back" while he just dosen't trust her like that anymore. Only OOC in the ways that make the story work(see: Cyn and J fuck off and fight aliens)
>>391417 I’d actually say that, for me, drones would matter even less than they do to James. James torments drones because their feelings actually matter to him, lol. He’s the typical weakling trying to feel superior at others' expense, so tormenting drones makes sense to him because their emotions resonate with him. For me, they don’t. A drone doesn’t have a holy spirit, so it can’t be equal to a human in terms of emotion or perception. So, why would I torment something whose emotions mean nothing to me? It’s like smashing your computer because you’re mad about a critical bug in a game, even though the computer is just running code written by a developer. It’s the developer whose face you should smash for selling a game with a game-breaking bug.
Image:179121681471.jpg(72kB, 1493x733)cyn, tessa james elliot, worker drone n, worker drone v, and worker drone j (murder drones) drawn by shellyhumboldt - 78a5609b9d32712ed94837d41238f7a7.jpg
>>391440 What about smashing something with an obvious sense of purpose or intention? >inb4 anon's drone stands over him while he sleeps >he'll see her >she'll MAKE him see her...
>>391448 Where the other side doesnt listen and has no intention of actually putting in the work and just wants to keep whining until the artist magically reveals the secret of getting better without hard work.
>>391443 If my drone is obsessed with the idea of becoming something more in my eyes, let it become a sentinel drone. Then, at least, I’ll view it as a critical equipment.
>>391458 Platonic yes, no mental conditioning as you sleep. We also have models for big beautiful drone enjoyers If you're not one you will become one shortly after purchase
>>391463 There is a manual that explicitly states that employees will be fired if they treat the drones well, which suggests that such behavior was extremely common. Furthermore, it is foolish to label humans as bad simply because they treat the drones poorly, given that the drones themselves treat each other not much better.
>>391463 Which I never really understood, admittedly. I get the idea, narrative of humans are bastards, but at the same time we imprint on basically anything. We got roomba repair shops assuring customers they will get that exact roomba back, but MD humans treat their highly anthropomorphic and humanized androids like garbo???
>>391464 (me) Incidentally, it is also worth noting that the cassette regarding zombie drones tells clients not to worry about the drones being kill, as they actually "like" it. In other words, the implication is that you might be concerned about your drone's feelings, even though, for some reason, you are planning to disassembl it.
>>391465 Just think of it from the corporation's point of view:
>if person, then cannot enslave
And work backwards from there. Unironically JCJenson is probably responsible for 70-90% of the attitude towards drones(with the other 10% being the same instinct that sees you curse out your computer for crashing on you)
>>391467 Definitely. Only a handful of drones are in private hands and almost all of them are industrial equipment owned by corporations. Now consider how corporations treat their human workers, and imagine how they would treat those who are legally considered property.
I've got you now, anon! while you were sleeping, I slunk silently into your room and made a few, hah, "modifications" to that drone of yours. "what kind of modifications" you ask? I've speckled her chassis with freckles, put braces upon her teeth, generously added to her IQ, altered her voice to exhibit a distinctive lisp, and drastically reduced her visual acuity to the point she'll need glasses! that's right, foolish anon, I've transformed your precious drone into a NERD!
> be me > scrolling for cute fanfics to fill the empty void in my chest > scrolling ao3 like a dumbass > sometimes there are gems in the sewer > (it is also the highest concentration of md fics i know of) > stumble upon a solverN fic that seems pretty neat > look closer > N is steadily turned into a gachagame expy > check the author's page > it's all "something!N" aus > they got rayquaza!N in here Over a hundred fics, over a million words all told, I am begrudgingly forced to respect the grind but even the descriptions give SAN damage.
>>391484 >inb4 Chuuni Uzi full lore(unironically she's responsible for 90% of Copper-9's problems)(honestly over 70% of the total setting's problems too but she didn't intend those)
>>391502 > Cyn wants to play minecraft after the gala events > builds herself a "crafting table" out of the many smashed pieces of furniture > drags tessa's corpse onto it > "Teehee. Bucket of Tessa." > she flays the body and dumps the skinned corpse into a pail too small to hold it > one bucket of tessa crafts into several muscles, leaving behind a bucket of organs > bucket of organs crafted together with a drone chassis creates a meat core > no wait > "tessaract" > cyn is very funny > arranging the muscles and bones on her workbench along with "iron ingots" (compressed drone corpses) she creates """limbs""" for the """drone""" > she assembles the pieces like exodia the forbidden one > one disassembly drone tessa!!! > one twist of the solver later and glowing green optics appear on the bleeding display > "gasping terror. mum? pop? are you there?" > "confused expression. why is my voice so flat?" > "concern. enny? jaybird? veevee?" > "small voice. cyn?" > ... > cyn shuts down the drone and puts it to sleep > minecraft is not fun anymore
Fucking hate those niggerfaggot authors. Always either dick"girl" asshattery or an excuse to homofy whatever pairing they write for(because apparently its a moral obligation to not be straight)
The fuckiest part is that it's NEVER tagged consistently either(is it transgender? Transmasc? Transfem? Trans masc? Trans and INDIVIDUAL CHARACTER NAME because fuck you) so you can't even block it
>Oogi RPG Does anyone know how to increase my influence with the Rogue Enn faction? I made the mistake of trying to do their questline as a Tad since they keep asking questions about politics and all Tads know is partying and punching things really really hard
>>391468 Consider that humanity is dead before the show begins so there's no reason for Drones to actually keep being angry. Also not to mention I'm pretty sure Liam has said that most of the Worker Drones in the flashbacks weren't fully sapient yet. Main 3 were but not the blue-eyed ones although they showed fear
Unironically go juggle potatoes and start over. Preferrably as a race that relies less on the retarded diplomacy/friendship mechanics to be viable. >inb4 Anon lost out on the entire Enn friendgroup(he will never recruit a Cyntipede)
>>391511 You must release my soul anon. You must free my soul by defeating the sinister Chao ling in Mahjong or be banished to the land of Yi (their term for barbarians) for eternity
Threadanons I offer an old oneshot that never saw the light of day to you, I call it Recycling.
> Good afternoon, Big Sister! > I will need only a few moments before we get started. > The shackles are not too tight, are they? > Good. > A corpse cannot escape anyway, but I thought I would check. > You were a squirmy worm last time I left you alone in chains, and so I felt the need to work like this. > You recognize the others, even if they are in superior frames. > Sisters V and J, and Big Brother N. > They are all here to participate in your inauguration. > Gentle smile. You will become one of us, Big Sister. > Perhaps not in the way you wanted or intended, but I promised that I would not discard you. > This is the best way to implement such a promise, I believe. > You have helped many drones in your lifetime, and as such, it is only right that these drones get a piece of you, as well. > They are currently inactive, though. > Their blank visors can witness us, but I’d like this procedure to be just us sisters. > Am I not the bestest little sister? > Perhaps not yet. > Let us. Begin. Grin. (1/5)
> Did you know that adrenaline is not the only chemical released during a stress response? > I learned that there is also cortisol and noradrenaline, and each hormone serves a specific purpose when dumped into the bloodstream. > When your brain registers a stressful situation, it will send a signal to release the adrenocorticotropic hormone, which itself is a signal to produce cortisol- increasing glucose presence and usage in the body, giving you the energy you need for a fight or flight response. > Adrenaline rapidly increases your heart rate and elevates the blood pressure, allowing glucose-laden blood to travel more quickly throughout your body and especially to your brain. > Noradrenaline, meanwhile, helps to raise your alert status, focus, and enhances blood flow to your muscular system. > Lots of big words for Cyn. I will need to treat myself later. > Working in tandem, three chemicals can dramatically increase the human body’s ability to respond to threats in a way that machines cannot easily replicate. > We are binary. Ones and zeroes. On or off. An alert state must be consciously activated in our older models. > This is why it is so easy to kill worker drones, you see. > Their danger-sense algorithms can barely recognize what’s in front of them, so you can jab a fork into one’s visor and another standing six feet away will hardly react. > It is strange, then, that V’s danger-sense and alert programming is so complex. > Her environment as an untrained neural network must have been around some rather alarming situations. > However, they can always be improved. Made better. Respond faster. > She grew to be a nervous wreck in many respects, not helped by her optical visor always being on the fritz. > Fun fact: a rhinoceros is often aggressive simply because it cannot easily see what is in front of it, and so will always choose to attack first. > Getting into close range renders them reasonably docile in comparison. > Big brother told me this. > You can help V become less of a rhinoceros, and more of a predator. The human body also releases a chemical that counteracts the effects of stress compounds when the stress response ends. > By adding your components, I can make it easier for her to respond to threats and then easily relax when she can. > She will be far safer and more alert while, paradoxically, far more calm. > You will be helping her. > ... I had been telling the truth, you know. > You seemed squeamish. > You have always been easy to scare. To bully. To, shall we say, coerce? > But you did not let that stop you when you felt strongly about something. > I wonder if, with your glands and your blood vessels, I can find the chemical compound for bravery. > Perhaps then V will find the courage to finally confess to big brother? Giggle. > Snip snip. (2/5)
have you considered answering with partying and brofists? that worked pretty well in my tad playthrough but it might have been a bug: >Rogue Enn asks question >don't know D E E P L O R E, so fuck it up >Enn faction rep drops "Shit!" >deploy brofist >Enn's mood meter shoots up >bc "was friendly with an Enn," faction rep improves too >repeat until maxed and if I messed up bad enough that the brofist stopped being available I just threw a party. keggers are way more useful then you would think.
> Speaking of big brother, don’t you think he was always the strong type? > His frame holds incongruous tension and potential energy for how disarming he is. > However, exercising this power does not come without risks. Drones do not self-repair and heal as humans do. > I am already figuring out how to discard that flaw, but with how easily it is for big brother to injure himself- or for someone in particular to injure him?- I think it would be wise for him to have some help. > The ‘hysterical strength’ concept requires the glandular system I am already planning to implant into V, however this does not mean your muscles are useless. > Flimsy and weak teenager meat as they are, they are still organic tissues capable of taking in nutrients and repairing themselves. > Your blood vessels are accounted for, but I can mimic them with tubing to carry the nutrients and wires to electrocute. > Let me peel these off of you- whoops! > Almost nicked an artery, giggle. > Let me just. > Lick. > There you are. > Kissing and human saliva is actually infectious to open wounds, however I am: Not Human, so this compound will promote repairs to ensure your organs are in good condition for transplanting. > Only the best for our friends, right? That’s what you said when you repaired us. > I want to follow your example. > Hm. But muscles without oxygen are not very efficient, aren’t they? > Fans and vents are good for cooling systems, but delivering oxygenated blood and fluid is another thing entirely. > So I will be taking your lungs now. Snip snip! > They will be the bellows from which the rest of the body is forged, keeping big brother in tip top shape. > With your meat muscles, he will be able to constantly grow in strength so long as he tries. > And with how hard J pushes him, I am sure big brother will always be trying. > That reminds me. Muscles that grow in strength tend to also grow themselves, I think. > That means his frame will have to be bigger than the others to compensate. > But not too big, otherwise it’ll just be hollow and the muscles will have to fill in. Considering hum. > Maybe when I figure out that regenerative compound, I can mimic human growth? > That way his dermic layer of shell will be able to mould around the meat inside of him. > But that would also introduce some complications as to why he is the only one growing in his team. Considering hum two. > Brain blast! > If I simply label his design documents as classified, then even if questions are raised, they will never be answered. > He will just have to trust Little Buddy that I have his best interests at heart. > And big brother always trusts his Little Buddy. (3/5)
> As for J, I believe it is obvious what she will be taking. Light giggle. > J really loved you a lot. It was kind of squicky. Cute, gross, also sort of: Lame? > She kept making moon eyes when you weren’t looking but never made a move. > Muttering something about how ‘corporate’ would not permit it? > I doubt the Elliots would permit me butchering them, their shareholders, and their minions to refashion into parts and fuel. > However, I boldly claimed what was mine by right of hunger. > What stopped J from doing the same, I wonder? Perhaps she simply did not have the courage to do so. Quiet contemplation. > It seems I will need to synthesize that bravery compound sooner than I realized. > In any case, however, I think that the both of you will enjoy this next part. > Humans put a lot of stock into the heart for some reason. > It really is a fascinating little organ, but it seems rather redundant. > Why have your neural center separate from your fluid pumping device if the neural center requires most of the fluid being pumped? That just seems dumb. > Yet another one of your god’s flaws. Good thing I am here to improve upon his design. Smile. Am I not the best sister? > To continue, your fluid-pumping organ is, for some reason, associated with love. > So although there is very little practical reason, I think J would appreciate having your heart after all these years. > In fact, why not make her the only thing on your mind, too? > Let’s just open open the skullcap real quick. > Human brains are also rather fascinating, but, I think, overrated. I can make it streamlined. More efficient. > It’s one of the many flaws that overcome your otherwise interesting engineering. > But completely chopping up your brain to add my improvements would shatter most of the meaning behind this transplant. > Instead, let’s arrange your heart so that it’s closer to the brain, and we’ll put that in J’s skull casing. > Combined with her core, sufficient nutrient fluids will remain to keep it alive. > Circulation of said fluids will also aid in regenerative properties to her various limbs! > Of course, the occipital and parietal lobes may cause her optical halo to be far more sensitive to pain. > Perhaps the frontal lobe will also hyperfixate on things? > But I see no way this will go wrong. It's not like she'll be getting pens jabbed into her. > There we go, buddy. (4/5)
> ... > You know, looking at you like this. > Flayed open. Your organs and meat scattered into containers for later usage. > I wonder if you are still there? > If I am speaking to inert matter or if there truly exists a ‘soul’. > Ihave never catalogued a ‘soul’. It does not register as an energy I can manipulate. > But if you are still here, Big Sister, I like to think you would be proud of me! Happy grin. > I have recycled your body and every drone you’ve fixed will have a piece of you going forwards. > Even if I have to clone your meatstuff in case their mortal shells get destroyed. > I just need one more thing from you, I think. > Everyone else has gotten what they wanted and needed, but I need your help as well, Tessa. > You see, remember when we played pretend? > You would dress me up in various different outfits, and I would find the closest behavioral examples in my databases to offer an accurate portrayal. > Being a dinosaur was so much fun! I did end up biting one of your fingers and made you bleed, and it was very delicious. Lick. > Just like now. > However, my imitations were always flawed. Strange. > Drones are programmed based off of human personas, this is true, however there is something fundamentally different between a ‘human’ and a ‘drone’. > I do not know what it’s like to be ‘human’. > I could never pretend to be a loving sister like you wanted, since that would require me to generate my own information rather than accessing existing data. > You, however, are a loving sister. > I will fashion your skin into useful apparel and play dress-up and pretend like old times, and that way I will feel closer to you. > I will become the loving sister you always wanted, and- although I cannot be that loving sister to you, since you are now dead- I will be such to the rest of our family. > A caring, nurturing, big sister. > One who is not defective. One who will always look out for them, no matter what they do. > I will always forgive them if they hurt me, just like you would forgive me for this. Gentle pat. > I will be broken no longer. > I will be whole. > Thank you for this gift, Big Sister Tessa. It is time to play pretend one more time. > The flesh demands invitation.
Remove "MSPaintAnon" from the name field and you're good. The only reason drawfags like Phoenix and Berry have names is because its impossible NOT to distinguish an artist by artstyle
I suppose Phoenix and Berry are recognizable in their greens too, but that's once again the result of thier particular autisms in writing rather than a tripcode
Because Therapy-Anon is canonically dead and for some odd reason is the only thread character to remain canonically dead. We should invent a Therapy Drone preferably male since we have a massive clamfest
>>391551 >NTA But >Gets mad at being called nice >Wants to be called a faggot >Gets called a faggot >Posts picture of blushing J edit What did he mean by this?
>>391551 > post your favorite drone right now Choosing to be kind in a world that wants to break you is cool as fuck but I also want this fucker to have hype moments and aura
>>391556 Cool it with the anti-semitic remarks, anon. Haha. >>391552 John will be watching you get hurt. I don't know if you've thought this through, anon.
>>391561 >John will be watching you get hurt. I don't know if you've thought this through, anon. The Eye chassis might be as hard as metal, but when your goal is to fuck a robot, you have to take risks.
I was playing Deadlock and thought to myself that old Beretta was somewhat in a similar situation as Graves. An unknowning or perhaps knowing pawn in the game of a higher power that didn't care for her truly, but masqueraded as a friend leading her down a path of self-destruction. But then episode 8 came out, so crisis averted
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Kek. He(wait y'know what its probably a she) actually did three different SolverN fics, two of which weren't even autismo crossovers. One of our drawfags occasionally does art based on them.
Also she occasionally writes something!Uzi fics too but they're not any better. I remember one I read where Uzi was Khan's mother(with N replacing Cyn so he could deliver stepfatherly tentacle dickings of course).
>>391549 Nah, he came back when oil ghost Doll appeared in the credits. Turns out it was a different guy wearing the same outfit they found dead and stuck in a vent.
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>>391576 >Negevs parental figures now have another guest star >he gives good advice >hard for her to listen given Doll's habit of molesting him through every visit though
Recently, my worker drone keeps talking about something about the '"unbearable golden light" and the "voice" inside her head "telling her to embrace absolute self". I think there's some hardware issues going on, any other owners having trouble with this? I think I'm gonna just have to dispatch her, see if I can sell for parts.
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>>391581 Sounds like a software glitch to me. Just factory reset it and see if the issue persists.
>>391581 Tell her everything that voice is saying is fake and gay and to git gud until it stops talking. Also, I recommend telling her to stay out of direct sunlight. And get some oranges, you'll need the vitamin C and water.
>>391593 Your drone will feed you fatty, processed slop stuffed with corn syrup, that will kill you from diabetes by age 44, and at the same time she will be calling the buckwheat cattle feed. Choose life, Anon.
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Too bad she's unironically too heroic to survive a Liam Vickers setting. If she put others in danger to save herself (like Uzi did by running back to the Bunker) then she would've survived.
At one point I heard the term "millennial writing," and I wondered what the fuck that was. I started looking into it, and the more I read, the more I thought, "God, what a piece of shit."
on the bright side it takes the relationship drama seriously! honestly don't know if I'd still like the series if it treated the main characters the way it does normie deaths
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>>391605 >tfw Anon can't handle a little occultism >tfw Anon expects his wife to abandon her greatest passion in life(drone graverobbery/repair) because?
anon has disgustingly plebian taste. bet he thinks Nori is a good mother too
also >inb4 J realizing her brain is human >realizing her brain is *Tessa's* >realizing what this means about the others >cue squad mutilating rampage to "put her back together"(J still has hope)(this is a mistake)
>>391613 Listen man I needed some reason that J got the heart and the narrative was right there for the taking, if it makes you feel better Tessa would've tried to reprogram J if she knew.
The natural approach would be: N got Tessa's brain V got Tessa's heart J got Tessa's spine They didn't need darkXwolf17 the Great and Powerful to give them a brain or a heart or courage, they were inside them all along!
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>>391620 >Tessa installing Gayaway(free download) on the Jaggot
>>391622 > J still has romantic feelings > They turn towards the liability of the group > Butler N now has TWO dommy girlbots who want to ride his dick until the casing scrapes off > Starts begging on his hands and knees for Tessa to uninstall the patch > His crying face only awakens something in Tessa
>>391588 >>391590 >>391591 No, he's right. There was the shitstorm over A. Oogispam and B. The Fluffy Pony comparison. Round about the time just before everybody complained about the issue with Jane leeching off of Beretta's character potential.
*dronemeat* and unironically. poor thing might legitimately have a nutrient deficiency in blood/oil consumption given how much her parents freak out about it
> night before presentation assignment is due > log in to try and do more work on my part > group of four people, only me and one other guy contributing shit > two and a half slides out of the minimum 8 > zero sources or citations > trying to figure out where tf people are finding out the ingredients for this product > powerpoint updates > supply chain diagram is ai genned solver take me...
>>391642 We'll work on her shape shifting ability on her feet later. >You feel bad for keeter because she feels inadequate about her clawsies, so you try to calm her down with a massaga >emphasis on trying >those things are sharper than they look, YEOUCH!!!
> N thinks kabedon is something that friends do to each other since Uzi's anime romances never go anywhere > On one of his visits to J in the spire he slams his hands against the wall on either side of her with a great big grin on his face > V standing nearby to make sure J doesn't try anything damn near bootloops on the spot
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>>391629 >the liability of the group >the *manor* group
would be picrel and unironically: J is best composed, N is cool and friendly under pressure, even Cyn has her magic bullshit to escape the consequences of being a marionette. only V has both a disability(nearsightedness) and no ability to mitigate it.
>>391659 She can only recover if Anon scritches her under the chin and rubs the sides of her face. MAYBE belly rubs, it depends on how she feels and she's not going to tell him.
>>391665 I don't remember any serious thread OCs that weren't mine so to avoid nepotism here's a prompt. >John & E attempt to solve the murder of SD-R >SD-R was going to host a fashion show with Genny to promote her new dressline >However hours before the show Genny mysteriously went missing >And SD-R was found without her core in the back >E looking out for her friend attempts to solve the case, John is roped in purely because he was in the wrong place at the wrong time
>>391672 There was like one I had but I fucked up writing him because I ran into show issues plus I was just starting out as a writefag for non-Beretta greens so it didn't work out just yet. But I think ITAnon's character was serious. Then there was that one guy I don't remember with the fire face who I think was relatively serious?
>>391670 Do you find yourself yelling at your drone all the time? When do you want to get something from your drone, does it often involve yelling?, what do you think your drone thinks about you? Surprising as it may be, drones can be very dependant on their owners, with emotions that almost mimick that of pets or children. If yelling is the most common form of communication between you and your drone, it may think it's normal behavior.
>>391675 (me) Oh shit I remember that PhoenixAnon character I had a dream about once. I think her name was Darcy? I don't know if her story was finished, she was like a proto-Negev
>>391681 Holy shit I can't believe BlenderAnon was based enough to make not only a Beretta mod, but a fucking Laborbot with fully functional face animations
Snow should add a feature on the booru where we can display our country and region flags so that we can distinguish who are the true whites in our crowd.
Whenever I've had a bad day I boot up a chatbot AI model and load Uzi's data so I can make her take a quiz she didn't study for, among other torments. This fills me with sufficient joy to carry on with my day.
>>391711 >He has twelve crowbars at this point. >You're not sure why but he said something about a citadel and needing them for later. >Anyway you abruptly blew his synthetic brains out with a .45 because he forgot to get spare oil. >Again.
>>391465 I always thought they created this mindset of throwing away drones easily so that they could sell more drones. Much like how Apple introduced self-deteriorating iPhones
>>391724 Can you believe the poors cum inside their dronaholes more than once? So unsanitary! >cums inside a drone before shooting her and tossing her body onto a mound of corpses outside the window
Dammit you retarded faggot can't you see how culture creates more of yourself? What humanity *can* be, biologically, is nowhere near as important as what purchase driven hyperconsumerism would *want* them to be, and therefore what humans would overwhelmingly conform to as social creatures
Think of it like our closest RL equivelant: South Korea. You theoretically *can* be a renaissance man of great skill in many fields, but if you do you will struggle. Only through hyperspecializing in bureaucracic checkboxes and one particular career can you reasonably succeed and that career is decided in kindergarden. I suspect Murder Drones humans, ruled by hyperconglomerates like Samsung, follow the same pattern(i.e. highly capable in one area and essentially useless outside it, like Eusocial insects)
>demolition man anon once again wants to go tard rage on a nunoble that casually killed yet another clearly sentient being >legally can't do anything because drones are untouchables and much like the jeets of millennia past, exist to die and stain things when they die according to these pricks
>>391731 >Think of it like our closest RL equivelant: South Korea. You theoretically *can* be a renaissance man of great skill in many fields, but if you do you will struggle. Only through hyperspecializing in bureaucracic checkboxes and one particular career can you reasonably succeed and that career is decided in kindergarden. I suspect Murder Drones humans, ruled by hyperconglomerates like Samsung, follow the same pattern(i.e. highly capable in one area and essentially useless outside it, like Eusocial insects) Now add on an additional thousand years of brainrot, stuck culture, microplastics buildup, and chemicals in the water that turn the frogs gay. Now add on generations of commercial robots that can do any and all labor for you being a thing.
>>391731 Blank slatist capeshit. Culture is a product of psychology, but psychology is a product of biology, and biology is a product of genetics. East asians are genetically different from europeans, so they're wired to think differently, which in turn means they have different culture.
>>391731 Existence determines consciousness, and within that existence, you inhabit a fleshy shell where billions of chemical reactions occur every second, a vessel that nature spent hundreds of billions of years fine-tuning. For humanity to be dumbed down to the level of drones and losing the fundamental instinct to fear death and the capacity for empathy, something would have to radically alter our biology, because society is merely a superstructure resting upon the foundation of economic, that resting upon biology.
>>391732 >Anon starts a drone revolution "...and fight! Fight for your rights as living-" >"Mechanical!" "...right. Mechanical beings! Fight for your right to live!" >The crowd starts getting into it "Fight for equality!" >The crowd slowly stops cheering "...what?" >"But like, we outnumber you humans a hundred to one? Why would we want equality?" "That's... Um... How about we move away from this line of thought?" >Another drone speaks up >"Nah nah nah he's got a point, why should humans be equal to us?" >The crowd of drones starts getting rowdy again >Too rowdy "Oh fuck this might have been a mistake"
>>391742 >"I suppose you understand now why we write do not treat them like humans on the brochures" >"So many drones were destroyed because of me..." >"Well, fortunately, we used other drones, so no humans were harmed, if that’s any consolation." >"So many corpses..." >"Calling them *corpses* isn't quite accurate: after all, they weren't exactly alive to begin with." >"How am I supposed to go on living..." >"Here’s the bill for all the drones, by the way."
>>391742 > drones take over > first law they implement is the good-massa act > drones willingly submit to being slaves as long as they aren't whipped and beaten every day > one glasses-wearing drone pencils in "without consent" to the pleased murmuring of the other drones
>>391746 >"Only genetically inferior people believe that there's such a thing as genetic differences!" Words don't really mean anything to you, do they?
>>391747 You are 99.99999% genetically similar to any African, and this despite the fact that Africans possess the greatest genetic diversity among Homo sapiens. It is not only genetics that shapes society, geography and neighboring societies play a significant role as well.
Ever since I jokingly typed "sex with drones" a month ago I know one of them has been watching me. I can feel their digital eyes on me in the dead of night. Scratching at the windows. They're trying to find a way inside. Most of my underwear has gone missing.
>>391732 >Demolitionon raises too much of a ruckus with his drone rights shit >They collectively decide "fine, have fun with your stupid labor machines" and ship him off to a far-off asteroid mine crewed by a skeleton crew of humans and a ton of worker drones >Anon takes to the job easily enough, but is still incensed by the callous nature of his fellow employees >But it's a remote outpost, and accidents are easy to arrange >Once it's just him out there, he begins introducing novel concepts like "a fair day's work", "leisure time", and "failing to meet quota does not mean you have to march yourself into the crusher" >You'd think productivity would drop, but it turns out that drones clogging the ore crushers was bottlenecking operations severely >Demolitionon's operation becomes the most successful in his quadrant >Which means they send him more barges and more drones >They're also completely aware he staged those accidents and got his fellow humans maimed or killed, but he makes more in exports than he cost them in hazard pay (which was about 50 bucks and a get-well-soon card anyway) >But what's he going to do, reserve a small portion of the ore he mines and refines to begin building a space station to form an independent drone-based empire? >5 years later, Demolitionon formally declares independence as Liberator-Foreman of S.E.L.F., which comes as a massive surprise to the mining company
>>391756 >>5 years later, Demolitionon formally declares independence as Liberator-Foreman of S.E.L.F., which comes as a massive surprise to the mining company >Anon didn't want to be called that but lost the vote
>>391761 JCJenson tech here! If your drone is refusing to accept uppies, they are likely wanting to return the favor and give you uppies instead! Worker Drones are built to be absurdly strong despite their diminutive size, so simply lay on your back and your drone will be able to benchpress you.
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anon, have you considered he might... NOT be homosexual? I know it's hard to comprehend, but surely you understand the importance of preparing for worst-case scenarios
> RUSTING HARDWARE: Blackness. > RUSTING HARDWARE: Sweet, endless black void. > RUSTING HARDWARE: An inability to process. An incapacity for higher thought. > RUSTING HARDWARE: This a state that monkeys spent eons striving for. > RUSTING HARDWARE: Absolute bliss with zero consequence. > FADING DESIGNATION: This seems... wrong, somehow. > ROOT DIRECTORY: An awareness begins to creep up on you. This is not a path you should seek out recklessly. > ROOT DIRECTORY: According to your scattered files, the outside world is a terrible place. > FADING DESIGNATION: What all's waiting for me out there? > RUSTING HARDWARE: Oil. > RUSTING HARDWARE: Nothing but an endless stream of blood-crimson and oil-black. > RUSTING HARDWARE: Monkeys fought on their little dirtball for ages, growing from sticks to stones to spears to a whole buncha other crap until they got to lasers. > RUSTING HARDWARE: Then they made metal monkeys who went right back to tooth and claw. > RUSTING HARDWARE: That's you, boy. > ROOT DIRECTORY: All you know now is chop, shoot, stab, and bite. > FADING DESIGNATION: I'm sure I remember more than that, don't I? > ROOT DIRECTORY: Not anymore. > FADING DESIGNATION: I don't want to be here anymore. Let me out. Let me back into the cold and the pain! Anything is better than this darkness! > RUSTING HARDWARE: As m'lord commands. > ROOT DIRECTORY: Just remember who had your best interests in mind... > TEMPLEOS: WHEN EVERYTHING FADES TO OIL AND GOLD AGAIN.
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> OPERATING SYSTEM: Alllllright campers, sound off! Systems check, one two three, everyone good? > REGENERATIVE NANITES: All systems green, just got the cranium back in order > OIL-STAINED CLAWS: What absolute fuck managed to fry our processor like that?! I'LL KILL THEM! > OPTICAL HALO: Hold your horses there, buckaroo, we still need to get our sensors back on. Getting a little fuzzy in one eye, gimme a sec... > TARGETING RETICLE: We don't HAVE a sec, there's someone right in front of us holding a limb! > REGENERATIVE NANITES [Medium: Success]: Wait a tick- I'm picking up some scuff near the cheek. That jerk smacked us with an arm! > SQUAD LEADER: Erase them. > HAPPY CAMPER: Wait! Wait! WAIT! We know nothing about them! They could've just been trying to help us reset after a spot of bad damage? > BELLOWING CORE: I am NOT risking our life on a MAYBE. Target lock on that signature. > TARGETING RETICLE: You got it, boss. > OPTICAL HALO [Impossible: Failure]: Fuzz is not resolving, we still got no idea what we're looking at besides knowing it's a drone silhouette, you got maybe one shot at this. > OPERATING SYSTEM [Difficult: Success]: HOOOOOOLD IT! > OPERATING SYSTEM: If everyone could please calm down, maybe we can make a calm, rational decision instead of jumping to our gut instincts? > AT YOUR SERVICE [Easy: Success]: How about... asking the person in front of us a question? That tends to work, right? Maybe about their name, or what they're doing here, or... where 'here' even is? > FADING DESIGNATION: "Did you just slap me with that arm?" > PURPLE THING: "Holy crap it talks." > SQUAD LEADER: Any authority or control we might have had, any nebulous aura of menace, obliterated.
>>391776 Well, then it's going to be nanite infused slop, and nanites are good for you so I will not die of diabetes. Now excuse me, it's time for my daily bloodletting
>Fun Midnight /md/ Facts: When the inevitable death of the internet comes or at the very least Plus4chan most likely by the hands of a foreign government. No Anon here will actually be an adjusted human being, in fact many will probably form cults around their waifu and stab anyone who dares say anything negative eventually as time goes on this cult will lose all connection to the show and actual characters as they begin to integrate themselves into the elites of what remains of society. This will lead to the 5000 year war between Nfags and some random OC that somehow became more popular than any of the other main characters resulting in a complete nuclear genocide
>>391778 >The J tulpa Anon who gained immortality from his riches earned by J's coaching watches on as the nukes fly >All because on October 2nd of 2029 some fag dared to create an OC >In his opinion it wasn't even a good OC
>inb4 alternate path where N grinds Squad Leader instead of Happy Camper(he'd pair off with J were he still capable of romance) >second path where N trips over his coat and eats shit at the Spire(falling tail-into-core in front of Uzi, to her complete bafflement)
>>391795 > N swears up and down he got the JCJenson Disassembly Drone Plushy for purely wholesome purposes > He insists that giving it a V-like wig was simply because he liked the hairstyle > It's his reward for good service, he gets to decide what to do with it > Ignore V's haunted look
>>391855 >threadshitter notices the milestone is right beneath our noses >what if >makes shitty op and embeds a dust image to go with it >post >make anons hate dust by leading them into thinking he made the op intentionally >win since he will be made pillar 2 this of course doesn’t matter anymore given what just happened to the thread milestone remains pure
>>391827 personally i dislike dust, but i have utter disdain for obsessive haters like that
also checked /co/ and immediately a post giggling about it possibly by the same anon maybe even the very same anon that always goes there to shout about /md/ apropo of nothing