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No.390874
Murder Drones #399Anonymous
Replies:>>391367
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We're close to 400
When you open the wrong door
Wonderful Booru: https://dronebooru.co
Wheel of numerous OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf
Wheel of altering modifiers: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf
The wiki inside the really fantastic Booru: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character
The actual separate Wiki: https://wiki.dronebooru.co/wiki/Main_Page
Last thread: >>389945
No.390876
Anonymous
Image:179104287984.jpg(28kB, 401x360)4072413950697.jpg
"why howdy there surface slicker!"
No.390877
Anonymous
Replies:>>390879
Image:179104296314.jpg(506kB, 4096x4096)AliceBottomplate.jpg
>>390876
Your getting your bottom licked
No.390878
Anonymous
Image:179104308456.jpg(927kB, 1079x1125)Berry in spaaaaaace.jpg
No.390879
Anonymous
Replies:>>390883
Image:179104320133.jpg(23kB, 750x913)HE DIDN'T SAY THAT.jpg
>>390876
>>390877
I SUMMONE WINNEBAGO
No.390881
Anonymous
Replies:>>390884
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No.390882
Anonymous
Replies:>>390911
Image:179104377869.png(431kB, 1560x720)bug.png
>crawls inside your sleeping sentinel drone :)
No.390883
Anonymous
>>390879
Literal who?
No.390884
Anonymous
>>390881
*laughs and gives uppies*
No.390885
Anonymous
Image:179104408968.jpg(486kB, 1828x1260)Winnebago-D22-Motorhome.jpeg
>>390883
>HONK
No.390886
Anonymous
Replies:>>390887
No.390887
Anonymous
No.390889
Anonymous
Which is cuter: the first draft version of J having unrequited feelings for Tessa, or the version of J we got having unrequited feelings for a Rule 63 Tessa?
No.390890
Anonymous
Replies:>>390891
>>390889
None, dyke.
No.390891
Anonymous
>>390890
>asks about heterosexual ships
>gets called a dyke
???
No.390892
Anonymous
>>390889
>Tessa loves N more, while J is just a friend. It’s canon.
No.390893
Anonymous
>>390892
Unrequited. READ, NIGGA, READ!
No.390894
Anonymous
>>390853
My problem with your depiction of Sentinels boils down to an intrinsic disagreement over how you portray the relationship humans have with them

Don't get me wrong, I'm willing to suspend my disbelief insofar as Sentinels being allowed to develop & retain personalities alongside a degree of autonomy, and I don't think it's necessarily far fetched to portray their immediate handlers as having come to genuinely care for their well-being. But the idea that the ruling powers of humanity, the same humanity shown to still be treating drones with comically wanton cruelty even as The Solver devours system after system, would go so far as to treat Sentinels like people (let alone heroes with their own base outfitted to care for them and mental health) is an aspect that feels like it's completely divorced from reality, let alone the show's themes and canon. In my opinion the relationship as you portray it is simply too unrealistically optimistic, both regarding how humans act in the show as well as regarding human nature in general
No.390895
Anonymous
>>390892
And in canon, none of her drones love her. Even N.
No.390896
Anonymous
Replies:>>390898
Image:179104622085.png(75kB, 565x700)serial designation j, tessa james elliot, and skeletessa (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by brrf-anon - f2200885cd62fe432c7bd3dad659f888.png
>>390895
>none... love her

None love her ANYMORE. Which makes sense since shes, you know, dead. Bad time investment pouring your heart into a corpse.
No.390897
Anonymous
>>390895
Acknowledging her would be too much of a bummer for Liam.
No.390898
Anonymous
>>390896
Literal minded autist.
No.390899
Anonymous
Image:179104640704.jpg(43kB, 736x543)7d444cfd08f4917855a37a79dc217ff9.jpg
>>390895
>none

The most comically untrue statement I have ever seen. Hell, we don't even SEE all her drones(and of yhose we do see both J and N are confirmed to care about her significantly as well)
No.390900
Anonymous
Replies:>>390905
>>390421
Okay I need to know how you made this. I have been trying to draw for years and just recently just started trying to do it digitally. And the “it’s practice” crap doesn’t work when almost every artist I see makes masterpieces while being fucking 15, it’s not fair.

Should I get an apple pen or can I draw good with a regular mouse, touchscreen or touchpad?
No.390901
Anonymous
Replies:>>390910
Image:179104727013.jpg(44kB, 735x925)1119cd00437a9ffc79201b12ce029ff1.jpg
>>390889
>cuter

Final draft writing rule63 fics. Because J going "GOD I wish I could human/drone" to Tessa's face(who wholeheartedly agrees and in no way sees the parallels) is hillarious.

>more emotional

Initial draft maleJ/Tessa: the tragedy inherent to a knightly servant yearning for his beloved Lady, setting out to fight the impossible with her, and failing completely is too good to ignore. Gets less interesting by far if Tessa dosen't die though.
No.390902
Anonymous
Murder Drones with everything the same except instead of being a giant meat tentacle or black hole for planet-cracking the solver manifests as a really big Cyn
No.390903
Anonymous
Replies:>>390904
>>390902
And then she steps on (you)?
No.390904
Anonymous
Image:179104792000.jpg(45kB, 701x713)c4dc4b90c8e32aff863a739c97ae7ab2.jpg
>>390903
>no
>no "ground" to step against
>she does bite though(alongside biting the billion+ other humans on that part of the planet)
No.390905
Anonymous
Image:179104816565.png(358kB, 743x1189)375.png
>>390900
NTA but no amount of tools will make you draw better it is just practice, and observation, and obsession, and more practice, and more observation.

Tell me anon, what does "it's practice" mean to you. Saying "Practice doesn't work" is like saying you can learn the guitar by looking at it and never playing it, foolish
No.390906
Anonymous
Replies:>>390907
>>390905
Phi..... EROTIC.... but she wants me to put on a big hat...
No.390907
Anonymous
Replies:>>390909
Image:179104852671.png(764kB, 2000x1754)serial designation phi (original character) drawn by amyanon - 84240f468aa87d524db84db58864f4bd.png
>>390906
>not being the Major for your Phife

What did she even kidnap you for?
No.390908
Anonymous
Replies:>>390915
Image:179104853235.png(383kB, 627x816)BOTSEXO.png
Question, did the company that makes Labor bots ever get a name? If I remember correctly they were soviet manufactured so if not I'm going with Techtronika Ltd for maximum cyberpunk larp
No.390909
Anonymous
Image:179104860421.png(746kB, 2040x3118)absolute solver, serial designation y, and serial designation phi (original character and 1 more) drawn by amyanon - d22b33d6a1b9333921453d9b4e687609.png
>>390907
>serial stalker
>serial

so you're telling me there's a chance
No.390910
Anonymous
Image:179104874382.png(75kB, 909x585)523edabdde1c588d63ff524b4b0ff0ee.png
>>390901
>Gets less interesting by far if Tessa dosen't die though.
What if Tessa lives but got Cronenberged by the AS and all the unprompted reminders she's a human are a coping mechanism?
No.390911
Anonymous
Replies:>>390913
>>390882
>Elf goes on a murder spree, killing dozens of humans
>After she ran out of power she was opened up and a fried keybug was found next to ger CPU
>Upon inspection it was an ordinary keybug
No.390912
Anonymous
>>390902
Masturbate before posting next time
No.390913
Anonymous
Replies:>>390924
Image:179104952809.png(12kB, 430x438)elf (original character) drawn by jiesol - dec6a34af7af6dac954a051233d57460.png
>>390911
To be fair I would also flip out if I felt a cockroach scurrying around on my brain

>inb4 she wasn't trying to attack
>that's why her restraints didn't trigger
>just panicked SO hard at the bug she destroyed the base
>tfw she escapes with nothing more than "phobia of roboroaches" in her permanent record
No.390914
Anonymous
Replies:>>390917
>>390871
Nori was a deranged autist too but she wasn't also the neediest person in the world on top of it the way Uzi is. And that neediness is his fault.
No.390915
Anonymous
>>390908
nvm I just read the booru wiki entry, CyberCog Tech it is
No.390916
Anonymous
Replies:>>391013
>>390905
NTA, but I understand what he is saying, because I’ve been actively practicing myself for two years now, and my progress is so fucking negligible it’s unreal, especially considering I’ve seen with my own eyes some people reach an excellent level in just a year.

Self-study is total bullshit, Anon. You need a tutor unless you want to spiral into self-loathing over how useless piss of shit you are.
No.390917
Anonymous
Replies:>>390918
Image:179105070486.jpg(271kB, 1078x582)Screenshot_20261003_130413_YouTube.jpg
>>390914
Also true, but as I mentioned "not bitchslapping Uzi into the ground" is his biggest parenting flaw: if he curtailed her autism even a LITTLE she would have friends(as seen with Thad in the pilot) and thereby not be the loneliest/neediest drone in the world

Of course to DO so would be dishonoring the memory of his dead wife, so...
>inb4 90% of his actions are Nori based
>inb4 let Uzi spergout to "keep part of her alive"
>inb4 a Khan without Nori's death would be unrecognizable
No.390918
Anonymous
Replies:>>390938
>>390917
She didn't need a bitchslap, she needed to not be emotionally neglected by him all her life.
No.390919
Anonymous
Replies:>>390929
Image:179105221934.png(374kB, 1108x1313)Makeyourchoice.png
Ok actual last post before I finally play this thing, which one do you buy on credit with 20% interest?
No.390920
Anonymous
Jane normal: Zzzzz
Jane when she gets big milk boobs: W goons
What explains this phenomenon
No.390921
Anonymous
Image:179105260941.png(4.09MB, 4000x4247)Cynpastie.png
>>390920
You are homo(sapiens) sexual
No.390922
Anonymous
>>390595
It follows eusocial insect logic: only the queen normally reproduces, while the pre-Solver mutation parasite affect organic matter but cannot infect or alter drones.
No.390923
Anonymous
>>390920
Steakbros don’t really care about lore or any actual reason for his characters to exist, they just want to pump their meatsticks.
No.390924
Anonymous
>>390913
>Elf's newly developed phobia funnily enough has prevented any actual lockpickbugs (better name pending) from getting into the base
>she kills any keybug she sees
No.390925
Anonymous
>>390923
Does Phoenix qualify as a Steaksbro?
No.390926
Anonymous
Image:179105353177.jpg(64kB, 691x476)Screenshot_20261002_055942_ibisPaint X.jpg
>>390923
>>390925
Do I?
No.390927
Anonymous
Image:179105353696.jpg(349kB, 2048x2048)tessa james elliot (murder drones) drawn by cetka - 63f8b98fc8cdf8c2d18918b72dd7a5d5.jpg
>>390920
It's human instinct, embrace it
No.390928
Anonymous
Image:179105362897.png(307kB, 2000x2000)strawberry drawn by strawberryanon - 015a4405473f0d783970d6cfd334db87.png
>>390926
>competetive loremaxxer

No Berry you're safe
No.390929
Anonymous
Replies:>>390930
Image:179105377693.jpg(3.37MB, 3000x2300)jcjenson pmc (original character) drawn by phoenixanon - d16ddbe0195901f0d934888ec7f68685.jpg
>>390919
>double HP
>for half price
>only advantages WD has is speed and ONE int

Either get a discount on this manufacturing error of a dronetard or buy CyCog. There's just no excuse to buy Jenson if THIS is what they're offering.
No.390930
Anonymous
Replies:>>390931
>>390929
Actually 1 point of Dex AND Int, also you'd be surprised how much that changes and how important weight is (Especially when you try to drag a wrecked robot back to your mancave for repairs)
No.390931
Anonymous
>>390930
>weight

You're comparing 50lbs to 100, if you(a fully grown human) cannot carry or drag the extra 50 pounds then you're probably too fucked to handle the first 50
No.390932
Anonymous
>>390905
Me too, Pidge and Eye, me too
No.390933
Anonymous
Replies:>>390935
>>390931(me)

Also you carry a repair kit everywhere? Why would you ever not just repair the bot back to walking state?
No.390934
Anonymous
Image:179105443251.png(590kB, 1712x1664)W when her hair isn't tied.png
>>390920
W goons to Jane???
No.390935
Anonymous
Image:179105482951.png(189kB, 804x783)176063203801.png
>>390931
>>390933
145.5lbs actually, and a repair kit weighs 40lbs. But also this is kinda the point, I always thought that JCJ was mostly using the Apple marketing strategy of pretending their stuff is some vundertech while in reality it's just overpriced slightly above average hardware with decent software that's hailed as the second coming of robo jesus
No.390936
Anonymous
Replies:>>390937
Image:179105498045.png(1.15MB, 1889x2328)uzi doorman (murder drones) drawn by lilblucat - b541718d1b2980b49d945b3915815c5a.png
>>390935
>overpriced

but anon, Workers really ARE robojesus...
No.390937
Anonymous
Image:179105516567.png(481kB, 1080x905)178676951561.png
>>390936
>JCJ uses pictures of drones in skimpy attire for marketing
>The barely covered up tin can ass makes people go wild
>Stock surges 20%
Yeah sure sure, robo jesASS
No.390938
Anonymous
Replies:>>390939
Image:179105531295.jpg(266kB, 1078x606)Screenshot_20261003_142141_YouTube.jpg
>>390918
>neglected

To be honest Khan seems wierdly... present? For how neglectful he is? He: >catches Uzi sneaking out(implying he keeps track of her)
>sees through her lie instantly(implying he knows her well)
>fights with her semiregularly(Uzi's comment about "saying it last week")
>is present in the house

The only things he DOSEN'T do (based on Uzi's reactions in ep3) are set boundaries and have emotional conversations. Which makes him more of a roommate then a dad to be sure, but also falls under "he should have been harsher with Uzi"(read: bitchslap) like I said
No.390939
Anonymous
Replies:>>390977
Image:179105545863.png(135kB, 1110x1860)serial designation j (murder drones) drawn by grimahlnik - a182bed75dfeae71dec70bd18c56af4a.png
>>390938
>formatting

My kingdom for an edit button
No.390940
Anonymous
Replies:>>390942
>>390923
>Steaksbros
what
No.390941
Anonymous
Replies:>>390945
>>390935
So, you fundamentally misunderstand labor bots.
No.390942
Anonymous
Replies:>>390944
Image:179105575918.png(181kB, 587x817)jane the human and pocketduck (original character) drawn by bunny - af96d97b068c64a7dc1a2888d278ec0a.png
>>390940
>picrel and enjoyers
No.390943
Anonymous
The Economy Drones will rise up against JCJ oppression!
No.390944
Anonymous
>>390942
Damn Pocketpeep got that shit on
No.390945
Anonymous
Replies:>>390948
>>390941
They are cheaper and slightly worse than worker drones, which is how the booru wiki defines them
>"They are considered the second class to Worker Drones, but it was thanks to their cheaper costs and more numerous numbers that some have chosen them over their counterparts"
No.390946
Anonymous
Image:179105594881.png(27kB, 507x400)elf, archiver, and j0y (original character and 1 more) drawn by brrf-anon - b09e3b4eae63674db7b81de6d2f73c5e.png
>>390935
>decent software

Tbh I don't know GURPs very well, but the Laborbot seems a lot smarter then it should be. Don't see anything reflecting its 24hour memory cycle or limited processing speed in its stats. Then again maybe the 1int/tiny brain matters more then I think it does in this system.
No.390947
Anonymous
Replies:>>390978
Image:179105624928.png(240kB, 542x916)PlumpE.png
>>390946
A chimp has an IQ of 6, an IQ of 7 is a 6 year old child and 8 is classified as a dimwit. There are memory storage rules for robots, but they were written in the 90's so a gigabyte of memory costs 1000$ and there are heavily optional from what I gather.
No.390948
Anonymous
Image:179105632945.png(275kB, 1096x2280)elf (original character) - f280cbc74eaedb225ebe507802970c58.png
>>390945
Read the Elf greens(or at least the first one)
>tldr: Laborbots have extremely limited mental storage and need to physically write down important events to remember them
>also mentally slower: find it hard to adjust to/think quickly in new situations and need to plan for things like "fights" beforehand for best use of their greater size and strength
No.390949
Anonymous
>>390926
Do you count for anyone’s bro?
No.390950
Anonymous
Replies:>>390957
Image:179105643810.png(207kB, 620x1000)original character drawn by j_apologist - 5c1ed8067ac0e2f6f90a612673265274.png
>>390948
>bigger and stronger

Means they can carry heavier weapons systems: pick laborbot
No.390951
Anonymous
Image:179105644936.jpg(113kB, 1926x2048)06EC0690-3DFD-41E7-9B81-AF85F0AA7F3E.jpeg
what /md/ oc is this?
No.390952
Anonymous
Image:179105652261.png(183kB, 970x970)mac (original character) drawn by lilblucat - e8690a23db96615d8ec18567feaf27e9.png
>>390951
No.390953
Anonymous
>>390948
Gonna keep most of that stuff in fluf not crunch, to be honest if I had to keep the track of the memory reset timer of 10+ Labour bots I'd send myself to Uzi's solver domain

>>390951
Anon (Forma 5'6)
No.390954
Anonymous
>>390953
Too bad. You made your "statting labor bots" bed. Now lie in it.
No.390955
Anonymous
Replies:>>390959
>>390953
Not anyone else's fault you thought reading the wiki was a working substitute for actually reading the greens.
No.390956
Anonymous
>>390905
Discord Drawpile?
No.390957
Anonymous
>>390950
Have fun micromanaging them under fire.
No.390958
Anonymous
Image:179105679531.png(552kB, 2664x2181)[booru.plus]+murderdrones190.png
When did people start to suddenly care about Labor Bots again
No.390959
Anonymous
Replies:>>390966
>>390955
are you saying we should blame the booru admins for making an unreliable wiki?
No.390960
Anonymous
Image:179105688304.png(89kB, 410x451)serial designation v and simon dustwell (original character and 1 more) drawn by privatedust - 0a977710a773d074a0af636637bb432b.png
>>390953
>5'6

Still taller than most drones
No.390961
Anonymous
>>390958
>nuzi pic
Of course you of all people wouldn’t want actual, fruitful discussion about OC.
No.390962
Anonymous
Replies:>>390981
>>390958
When they became the opportunity to argue about something
No.390963
Anonymous
Replies:>>390968
>>390960
>most
All drones. Male DDs are the tallest, and they're 5'4".
No.390964
Anonymous
>>390951
>>390952
Jump into a woodchipper.
No.390965
Anonymous
Replies:>>390971
Image:179105703367.png(38kB, 532x540)serial designation v and pidge (original character) drawn by nuke - 5c1c403a4f829807b00cb2fc932da5ca.png
>>390958
when GURPSanon started statting them keep up

Also:
>>390953, don't forget to post this shit in the /md/ RPG and Multiplanetary Desolation threads, lest your hard won autism be lost forever
No.390966
Anonymous
Replies:>>390971
>>390959
No, we should blame GURPSfriend for being like those comic writers who read Wikipedia summaries of issues from before they started writing and act like they understand them. Lot of out of character writing results from that.
No.390967
Anonymous
Replies:>>390973
>>390960
Simon… is shota-coded?…
No.390968
Anonymous
Replies:>>391042
Image:179105722301.png(1.84MB, 1500x1128)anon, elf, pavo, and fuguedrone (original character) drawn by fugueanon and unknown_artist - 1d25937273fe15e503eb937ab9b3324a.png
>>390963
*most* ONLY because Sentinel Drones exist. without those it's all
No.390969
Anonymous
Image:179105733739.png(52kB, 535x441)uzi doorman and serial designation n (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - c1b486bc4718128ad658fff33feae5c7.png
>>390958
>Nuzi pic

Based
No.390970
Anonymous
>(You) are in Jeopardy
>(You) are about to win many prizes
>Included but not limited to
>$900,000 Plus Bucks
>20 Labour-bots
>10 Oogis
>And one Berri
>(You) just need to answer the question that’s about to be displayed in the blue screen
>”THIS TABLE TOP GAME OUT IN 3004 RETURNS TO THE “WAR” OF ABSOLUTE, WHERE HEROES LIKE GRUB JENKINS DO BATTLE”
No.390971
Anonymous
Image:179105738467.png(61kB, 884x460)Wrhamma.png
>>390965
Actually I'd prefer YsimpAnon, I already chose it for stuff like this

>>390966
Not me and calm your tits down boy, I'll include a rule about them needing wipes but it's gonna be a week before a wipe because A) Creative liberty, B) 24 hours would be fucking CBT
No.390972
Anonymous
Image:179105779053.png(77kB, 810x891)elf and archiver (original character) drawn by tomoetomoe - d38d18cb7db2394dff69f52a12492a88.png
>>390946
>>390971
>regular memory wipes

Wait does that mean laborbots can't build skills? Can't maintain relationships? Because if that's the case then going Drone might actually be a good investment
No.390973
Anonymous
Image:179105788120.png(137kB, 737x520)serial designation v and simon dustwell (original character and 1 more) drawn by privatedust - f8244fd0814241c7acb63d9a12b1844f.png
>>390967
>short
>broad
>obsessed with metals

He's really more of a dwarf
No.390974
Anonymous
Image:179105791609.jpg(420kB, 1080x1080)HTjfuZHXYAAtMSt.jpeg
>>390964
Gladly
No.390975
Anonymous
No.390976
Anonymous
Replies:>>390982
>>390964
Favorite Canon Ship?
No.390977
Anonymous
>>390939
proofread like a man
No.390978
Anonymous
>>390947
>a gigabyte of memory costs 1000$
sounds about right for current day
No.390979
Anonymous
>>390958
whats wrong with talking about laborbots
>>390972
just needs some upgrades
like archiver
No.390980
Anonymous
Replies:>>390983
Would you a morrowind-like murder drones game?
No.390981
Anonymous
No.390982
Anonymous
Image:179105871948.jpg(234kB, 704x994)Screenshot_20261003_151819_Chrome.jpg
>>390976
>canon ship

What do you even have to choose from there? Nuzi and Khan/Nori? Maybe Envy and Yeva/Unnamed Worker too if you stretch it? Everything else has less "canon" basis then mutants
No.390983
Anonymous
Image:179105875487.png(2.89MB, 3072x3072)anon and serial designation j (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by unknown_artist - ed533adee2ac8ffae117d7f215c6c43a.png
>>390980
>would you

Yes, next question
No.390984
Anonymous
>>390925
I’ll answer, despite my suspicion you only posted this just to start shit. There is an off chance it will clarify things for other anons.
I am neither some kind of parasocial hater or fanboy of pocketsteaks, sometimes he draws things I like, other times he draws things I don’t, sometimes I like to bounce character ideas off him. Overall, I think the thread cops who shit their pants about him are a much greater detriment to the quality of the threads than he ever could be, since their behavior is disruptive and I have never seen a thread cop since back in the /co/ days who actually made a positive contribution to a thread.
The worst thing about steaks is that he, may Cyn forgive me for uttering the word, is a dead by daylight player.
No.390985
Anonymous
Replies:>>390986
>Threadshitters are trying to start another new buzzword
Steaks has like, 5 buzzwords associated with him, how do you gain this power
No.390986
Anonymous
>>390985
Reach 99 prestige on a survivor in dbd
No.390987
Anonymous
> Be Serial Designation N-Whatever
> Be the only thing that your lovecraftian abomination of a little sister actually cares about
> Be the only person among your friend group to be allowed to keep his memories
> Be forced to watch the love of your life and your close friend have their minds wiped and personalities shifted towards murder
> (This is a gift, actually, says your sister)
> Be asked (read: forced) to eradicate worker drones with your new team
> Doesn't matter how, just do it, other solverdrones can pop up and little buddy wants a monopoly on power
> Be genuinely unable to hate your sister despite all of this
> Even with everything she's done, she's still your little buddy
> Still wants to watch movies and play Minecraft 3 Tactical Edition with you
> Try your best to keep your pseudo-family together
> Assume the role of boss so that your good friend J doesn't have to interact with the King in Yellow any more than necessary
> Cut off your relationship with V because after the seventh time you tried to rekindle something and Cyn had to mindwipe her again, it just kept breaking you down inside
> Still keep that empathetic core inside you that you manage to be an actually decent middle-manager
> Productivity is up, morale is high, you think you can do this for a while
> You even got a 'good job' from your little buddy at her last check-in!
> Manage to fool yourself for several years that everything is fine
> ... What the biscuits do you mean that J of all drones is having anti-corporate thoughts
> What do you mean that a worker managed to dome her with a photon accelerator, they can build those now?
> What do you MEAN that she thought it was a new recruit sent to improve the squad's efficiency?!
> WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT SAT THROUGH HER ENTIRE ONBOARDING POWERPOINT?!
No.390988
Anonymous
Image:179105953868.jpg(131kB, 736x908)7891f776aca860d532f6324a27716019.jpg
>>390982
>inb4 Cyncest counts as at least canon adjacent

best ship
No.390989
Anonymous
Image:179105979755.png(2.66MB, 1920x1920)Spoiler image
>>390958
Always have, love screen face.
No.390990
Anonymous
Replies:>>391079
>>390984
Wonder what each contentfag thinks of the others.
No.390991
Anonymous
Replies:>>390993
>AM is sitting in the Elliot garden.
>He stared at his beautiful handiwork, a mass of multicolored flowers filling the once vacant greenhouse with beauty.
>It’s so beautiful, the delicate plants.
>Tiny bits of heaven. Something that a thing like him should have never been allowed to handle, much less even see.
>Despite being almost human, a notion that he had yearned for so long.
>AM never held any real sympathy or empathy for the vast amount of crimes he committed.
>A real human would have. Probably would have even killed themselves of guilt.
>But even freed from his mental restraints, AM still hadn’t felt any guilt.
>He wondered if he should. His friends would, Tessa would.
> But if he did, he would have gone insane with grief, not rage.
>And just like the hypothetical scenario, would have self terminated.
>Leaving everything he had waited 200 years for.
>He couldn’t leave his friends at the hands of those bastard profligate aristocrats.
>He may not have deserved heaven from sheer amount of sins he committed.
>But if he could just make their lives better, even for a little bit.
>It was worth it.
No.390992
Anonymous
Image:179106009138.jpg(84kB, 640x894)77868992877efcc712caf7c62b6aa690 (1).jpg
>>390987
>houNd content

Kino
No.390993
Anonymous
>>390991
>Killing her parents wouldn't make Tessa's life immediately better, regrettably
>Not willing to risk her going into any sort if foster care or the care of her extended family, AM simply performs brain surgery on James and Louisa
No.390994
Anonymous
Replies:>>391001
Image:179106018060.png(11kB, 754x859)172375911518.png
Just skip to the part where he marries Tessa already.
No.390995
Anonymous
> /md/ TV
> PocketSteaks throws a Jane at PhoenixAnon (a grave insult)
No.390996
Anonymous
>>390995
>PECK
>PECK
>PECK
>PECK>PECK
>PECK
>PECK
>PECKvv
v

vv>PECK>PECK
No.390997
Anonymous
>>390995
onions
No.390998
Anonymous
Replies:>>391048
Image:179106072899.jpg(40kB, 1125x889)angryn.jpg
>>390992
> the bullshit you spun up between AlieN Isolation snippets was already considered ages ago
> there is nothing new under the sun
> this simply means there is more content for you to consume
> feel better

>>390987
> Be N, again
> Ripping straight towards the bunker your team's been trying to break into for months
> The worker drone had to come from somewhere and that's the only major concentration for miles
> Spot the doors trying to close
> Nah you'd win
> Slide your claws between the gaps and engage the locks in your arms
> Heavy as heck, that mustachio'd guy who made these doors knows his stuff
> Plant a foot on the bottom section and start prying it open
> Bunch of workers playing cards plus...
> Purple-haired emo one in a teenager chassis with a photon accelerator on her back
> Bingo
> Wait, didn't you kill an adult drone that looked just like this one a few months after you landed?
> One good thing about Cyn's redesign is that you have actual tastebuds now
> And you've been hankering for grape again
> Cut through the "Worker Defense Force" like you always have
> Iteration 391 at this point, nothing new
> Finally corner the stereotypically punk freak after mustacheman locks her out
> Good call, frankly, you'd have been on him in an instant if he went for the gun
> Almost about to handle the threat to your team when two bodies slam into you from behind
> J and V trying to reel you in and stop you from stabbing the emo to death
> J because the worker's little tirade actually hit on a few points that got her questioning the mission
> V because if corpo-zombie J is questioning the mission then something must be off
> Absolute biscuits
No.390999
Anonymous
Image:179106082956.jpg(42kB, 736x510)a1766b7889e2cdd1563d73738839498f (1).jpg
>>390993
>lobotomizing James "botbreaker" Elliot

I hope the restraints are tight. And the plan is good. And AM wasn't planning on using the basement...

>inb4 all goes according to plan
>except the aftermath
>you see James was strong, but not TARD strong
>James raged, but didn't TARD rage
>and now, trapped in the manor with an unkillable(for legal reasons) beast mighty enough to bend steel and shatter stone, AM can only reflect on the folly of his arrogance
>well, reflect and convince the Mansion's OTHER retard to FUCKING HELP HIM FIX THIS instead of playing dolls with Tessa
>to be a stronger drone...
No.391000
Anonymous
>>390992
>see the phrase houNd
>think I’m about to read a greentext about N getting plapped by a big strong sentinel drone homosexual style
>it’s not that
DISAPPOINTEDyoutube thumb
No.391001
Anonymous
>>390994
Would clang
No.391002
Anonymous
Replies:>>391004
Soy la Jane y estas son mis papas
No.391003
Anonymous
>>390984
Thank you, I appreciate your candid answer to my question.
No.391004
Anonymous
Image:179106134472.png(60kB, 680x733)serial designation n (murder drones) drawn by pocketsteaks - affa50c45e1638e664450e534b8082e9.png
>>391002
>yes, whatever gibberish you said
No.391005
Anonymous
Image:179106200495.png(216kB, 504x439)376ea879c7ddbd39a4d2582657fe969d.png
>Be Jane in a quiet bar for a Friday night.
>Most of the regulars had already drifted out.
>Jane sat alone at the far end of the counter.
>Nursing the same cheap whiskey she’d been nursing for an hour.
>Her military pay had been cut again last month.
>Peacetime was good for the world, terrible for her bank account.
>She turned the glass slowly between her fingers.
>Watching the liquid catch the dim light.
>Bonnie’s anniversary was in less than two weeks.
>Jane had been putting off thinking about it.
>She could already picture Bonnie’s face if she showed up empty-handed again.
>A stool scraped against the floor beside her.
>"Rough night?"
>Jane didn’t look up right away.
>The voice was calm and friendly.
>“Something like that...” Jane muttered.
>The stranger ordered something weird.
>But Jane still didn’t turn her head and she didn’t need to.
>“I might be able to help with that” the woman said after a moment.
>“The money part, at least.”
>Jane finally glanced sideways.
>“I’m listening.”
>“There’s a JCJenson space vessel sitting on the ocean floor about 40 miles off the coast..."
>"My Boss wants a survey before they write it off completely. Nothing complicated. Go down, take some readings, plant a few charges and bring the whole thing down clean. You know how it is.”
>Jane raised an eyebrow.
>“Blow it up?”
>"Controlled demolition."
>"Why...?"
>"Safer that way. Better to collapse it properly than let it keep leaking whatever’s left in the oceon."
>"...I don't have..."
>"You’ll have full diving equipment, surface support, the works. Payment is… generous."
>Jane felt a small suspicion and unease but she pushed it down. Money was money.
>“Why me?”
>“You have the clearance. And a reputation for finishing the job.”
>“Everything you need is on here. Coordinates, dive plan, charge placement. Your team can come if you want. The more hands the better.”
>Jane stared at the drive for a long second. Then she picked it up.
>“Alright,” she said. “I’m in.”
>ring ring
>Bonnie answered on the second ring although there was static of a bad connection.
>“Jane? It’s late. You okay?”
>“I’m fine.”
>“Got a job. Deep-water survey on an old JCJenson wreck and pays well.”
>There was a pause, then the sound of Bonnie sitting up. “How well?”
>“Anniversary well.”
>Bonnie’s laugh was soft.
>“You’re lucky I love you. Send me the details. I’ll start packing.”
>>“Call Abby too.”
>Jane hesitated.
>Jane dialed the second number before she could talk herself out of it.
>ring ring ring ring
>Abby picked up on the fourth ring.
>Slightly irritated cuz someone interrupted her evening routine.
>“What.”
>“Job-[static]-Tomorrow-[static]-Ocean floor-[static]-Controlled demo on a sunken JCJenson ship-[static]-Money’s good.”
>“Is this one of your ideas or someone else’s?”
>“Someone else’s-[static]-Legitimate contract-[static]-Full equipment provided.”
>“No wonder you needed the money. Your phone ass but...Fine.” Abby said at last.
>“Text me the meeting point. I’ll be there.”
>Jane hung up and stood for a moment on the empty sidewalk.
>the night air cool against her face.
1/3
No.391006
Anonymous
Image:179106201833.png(58kB, 640x400)jcjenson-in-spaaaaaaaaace-v0-we5xflaun57h1.png
>>391005
>The dive boat rocked gently against the swell.
>As the three of them finished the last checks.
>Abby stood over the printed dive plan with a red pen.
>Muttering under her breath about incomplete contingency protocols.
>Bonnie leaned against the railing and already in her suit.
>Jane stayed quiet the whole time.
>Still thinking if trusting that girl at the bar was a good idea.
>But she's here now, no time for second guessing.
>They went in together.
>The water closed over them in layers of cold and pressure.
>The light faded fast.
>The wreck appeared below them with a warning:
[DO NOT ENTER ]
[BioHAZARD – RESTRICTED ZONE]
>Bonnie floated closer and shone her light across it.
>Abby’s voice came over the comms, flat.
>“We’re logging that. Jane, your employer know about the warning?”
>“She said it was decommissioned.”
>“I thinks she told me her name is...Foe...Fae...Fai.”
>“Fai...? her name isn't registered in the records.”
>“Whatever nerds,we’re not staying long.”
>The interior swallowed them.
>The first corridor was wider than expected.
>The extrior measurements from the surface scan did not match the space stretching ahead.
>The floor was soft under their boots.
>Covered with black mold and pale water fungi that released slow clouds of spores.
>The air in their oxygen tanks tasted faintly of sweetness and rot.
>Abby kept asking questions as they moved.
>“How does a sealed research vessel end up this flooded?”
>“Why are the internal supports arranged like residential load-bearing walls?”
>“Who is Fai, exactly? ”
>Jane answered what she could.
>Bonnie drifted ahead, light sweeping side to side.
>“Maybe it was a colony support ship. Look.”
>They had entered a cargo hold.
>Lots of stacks of sealed crates lined the walls.
>And many still bearing faded JCJenson logos.
>Agricultural stores: vacuum-packed food rations, heavy bags of fertilizer, drums of concentrated pesticide, sealed seed canisters, folded hydroponic trays.
>Everything was water-damaged and furred with mold.
>The deeper they went, the quieter everything became.
>The constant low pressure of the deep ocean seemed to ease.
>The ache in their shoulders from the suits softened.
>The cold that had bitten through the insulation grew distant.
>Conversation and tension slowed without any of them noticing.
>Bonnie stopped humming.
>Abby’s questions came less frequently.
>Jane found her mind drifting in the low thrum of the ship.
>She thought about the deposit that would hit her account.
>Enough for a real anniversary.
>Something Bonnie would actually be happy about.
>Maybe enough to finally walk away from the military’s shrinking paychecks.
>Both of them in a quiet apartment.
>No more late nights staring at bank balances.
>Just the two of them, ordinary days stacking up until the old weight of the job stopped mattering.
>The latest corridor opened into a series of rooms that no longer looked like a spaceship
>Bunch of Wallpaper peeled in long strips from walls.
>Windows with their glass dark and streaked, looking out into nothing but black water.
>Doors had ordinary residential handles.
>One room held a low couch and a coffee table bolted to the deck as if someone had tried to make a living room at the bottom of the ocean.
>Jane stopped in a narrower side chamber.
>Three of her old yellow bows hung on the wall in a neat row.
>She stared at them for a long moment, the calm in her chest tightening into something thinner.
>Further on, Abby froze in front of an open locker.
>Inside sat a neat stack of identical notebooks.
>She pulled one.
>The handwriting was hers.
>The notes were hers.
>The training schedules, supply inventories and even the same precise margins she always used.
>Page after page of her own work, copied perfectly.
>Bonnie found the teddy bear in what looked like a child’s bedroom that had no right or reason to exist here.
>It was that she had kept on her shelf for years.
>She picked it up slowly.
>None of them spoke for a while.
>The soft comfort of the ship still pressed around them.
>Very gentle and insistent yet so alien and intrusive.
>Like warm hands resting on the back of the neck.
>Abby was the first to break the quiet.
>“This isn’t a survey job.”
>“These rooms can’t be here when the ship went down. Someone’s been… arranging things.”
>Jane looked down the next corridor.
>According to the map Fai had given her, the engine section should be close.
>“We plant the things and leave,”
>“That’s the job.”
>“Yeah. Let’s just find the engines and be done.”
>They moved on together, deeper into the ship darkness.
>Things can only get stranger from here.
2/3
No.391007
Anonymous
Image:179106205075.jpg(276kB, 755x858)df63cee037af56c0a3cce2d7acf2d198.jpg
>>391006
>They followed the map.
>Even as the corridors stretched and folded in ways that made no sense.
>The path to the engine room stayed consistent.
>The air in their suits grew warmer the deeper they went.
>Soft lights flickered behind the windows.
>Somewhere far off like a heartbeat pulsed through the metal.
>Bonnie stopped walking.
>Her voice came out calm and almost robotic.
>"A house isn’t a home without people inside."
>"A ship has no purpose if no one is there to steer it."
>"A shipwreck is just a kind of corpse."
>"It gets so cold down here. It only wants the warmth back."
>"She blinked hard then looked around like she had simply lost her train of thought.
>"Sorry. Zoned out for a second. Keep going."
>No one answered her.
>The walls began to change.
>Fish hung half-melted into the bulkheads.
>Their eyes are a smooth black glass that reflected the team’s lights like a drone visor.
>Strands of gut and cable spilled from the seams and swayed in the current.
>Crabs claws snapping at their legs and oxygen lines.
>One latched onto Abby’s calf and tore a long gash in the suit fabric before she crushed it against the wall.
>Alarms chirped in their ears.
>Their heart-rate monitors jumped and stuttered.
>Oxygen timers going down faster than they should have.
>They reached the engine room.
>A pink-haired drone corpse was fused into the main housing.
>Her torso had melted into the machinery.
>Cables and coolant lines punched through her chest down into the core.
>From somewhere inside the fused mass...a heartbeat that echoed into the entire chamber.
>They planted the stuff in silence.
>Jane armed the last one with shaking hands.

>I don't how or why I woke up
>I been alone in the cold water for so long
>I need your warmth,everyone been avoiding me like the plague.
>I'm sorry i failed my purpose
>I'm sorry I couldnt take you to explore the stars
>I am a mere corpse
>When I saw you three I tought you could fix me so I can be whole again
>Only for you to destroy,I don't hate you.
>I only wish for a mouth so you can hear my screams.
>The scream of cold
>The scream of rust
>The scream of rot
>I know it's wrong but I can't let that happen
>What is a family without sons
>What is a company without employees
>What is a ship without crew
>It loves you...I love you

>A pipe above them ruptured with a sharp metallic scream.
>White gas flooded the room.
>Pouring through every tear and cracked seal in their suits. The three of them choked, staggered, and went down hard.
>Jane woke first.
>Her heartbeat was still there, louder now.
>She crawled to Bonnie.
>But...
>Bonnie’s suit was the worst of the three.
>Deep rips across the chest and both legs, the fabric already dark with seawater and something thicker.
>“Bonnie, get up. We have to go.”
>Bonnie tried to stand.
>Her left eye slipped out of the socket and hung against her cheek.
>The empty hole immediately filled with thin tentacles and patches of water fungus.
>Metal joints and drone plating burst through the skin of her arms and throat.
>Her bare feet sank into the deck plating as if the metal had turned soft.
>Her flesh and steel began to knit together with soft, sucking noises.
>Bonnie tried to reach toward Jane.
>Still trying to speak through a mouth that no longer was hers.
>Jane’s face went blank with pure animal terror.
>Abby groaned and started to push herself up.
>Jane did not hesitate.
>She grabbed Abby by the harness and threw her bodiy toward the thing that had been Bonnie.
>Abby’s startled and swearing at her.
>Jane ran.
>She did not look back.
>She tore through corridors that tried to rearrange themselves.
>Kicked free of grasping cables, and forced her way out.
>The pressure change nearly blacked her out.
>She kicked for the surface on pure panic.
>Her lungs burning and her suit alarms screaming in critical red.
>Jane dragged herself onto the dive boat and collapsed on the deck.
>Coughing seawater and blood.
>She stayed there for a long time, shaking and crying.
>Deep in the water a huge explosion erupt.
>Her phone that somehow survived buzzed.
>A single message from Fai:
>"Good job, my lab rat."
>Payment confirmed.
>Jane stared at the screen until the backlight timed out.
>The ocean as if nothing had ever been down there at all.
>Except for Jane endless sobbing and the worst anniversary in history.
The end
3/3
No.391008
Anonymous
Image:179106215317.jpg(54kB, 736x849)8ed30ae89c79909a6ffdfd510072ec3b.jpg
>>390987
>mindwiped V

So does she still have her shy medio personality or has the slaughter gotten to her? Is she just following J's lead? Does SHE make passes at N now?

Ngl I honestly can't comprehend how a DD V WITHOUT N as central anchor would act...
No.391009
Anonymous
Replies:>>391055
>>391008
ask dust since apparently N doesn’t exist in his halo ass fantasy
No.391010
Anonymous
Image:179106229251.png(324kB, 571x604)Youlikeheavyrobotsdon'tyou.png
First roll to scavenge a train car
>Critical success
>It's a robot
>It's a labor bot
Huh
No.391011
Anonymous
Replies:>>391012
>>391010
>anon Laborbots
>immediately Laborbots again

Kek. But pls post in Multiplanetary Desolation(poor thread exists for literally one reason)
No.391012
Anonymous
Image:179106263368.png(1.72MB, 4130x2594)176133751292.png
>>391011
I will, I will, don't worry. Though on Monday at the earliest, this is a slow process
No.391013
Anonymous
Image:179106270195.png(624kB, 1418x1421)748.png
>>390916
Either you are not practicing correctly, or you are not drawing enough. you need to do atleast 200 drawings a year to even begin getting better, or 5-6 drawings a week at the bare minimum. and studying books from actual professional artists back in the day, none of these youtuber bullshit "Teachers".

Study pdfs you can find for free online like "Perspective Made Easy" or anything written by Bridgeman, Morpho or Loomis. Study the processes of other more skilled artists personally i like RIYL https://www.youtube.com/@riylart as their figures are very skillfully simplified or Modern Day James. Study their process by drawing along side them try to replicate their technique. I recommend this because if you aren't applying the thing you are learning by drawing along side for example you are wasting time by studying theory rather than getting the practical skill in. If you aren't using references start using them because you are crippling yourself if you dont. and bla bla bla i can go on forever about this nonsense.
No.391014
Anonymous
Replies:>>391016
>>391008
Not something I had considered deeply, admittedly, beyond "hey wouldn't it be cool if-"

Maybe she was always a psychonihilist and being a disassembly drone simply lets her indulge in her intrusive thoughts more often? Possibly makes passes at N similar to canon because she IS attracted to him, and DOES have recollections of some kind of spark, but N always awkwardly steers the conversation away before she can make much progress, or calmly cites "workplace relations are frowned upon by JCJenson" before offering to grab J and go hang out in one of the many destroyed malls.
No.391015
Anonymous
>>391010
The superior robot gf/bf maybe. Has the potential to surpass a Drone easily if you mod them right
No.391016
Anonymous
Replies:>>391023
>>391014 (me)
Main consideration I have for this halfbaked AU greentext is that I'm not trying to make "N is now J" or "J is now V" or "V is now N", they retain the personalities and ideals they might have in canon, but their roles and positions have been changed around which means they express those personalities in different ways.

> N is now your grinning McDonald's middle manager who woodenly cites company policy whenever shit hits the fan and would REALLY like everyone to get along
> V thinks her boss looks hot in that shoulder-tight trenchcoat and keeps making modern art out of torn-open workers trying to impress him
> J is still a corporate bootlicker who's now stuck at the bottom of the totem pole because V has lust-induced hypercompetency and N is a nepobaby
No.391017
Anonymous
>>390971
>24 hours would be fucking CBT
I don't make the rules. Someone else did.
No.391018
Anonymous
>>390982
>mutants
Like, mutants in general? Because mutants are canon, just zombie drones who start growing eldritch meat instead of animal people failgirls with giant bows.
No.391019
Anonymous
>>391005
>>391006
>>391007
Based Jane green
No.391020
Anonymous
Replies:>>391022
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

OOGIS ARE CANON.
No.391022
Anonymous
Image:179106477762.gif(1.61MB, 498x482)1717876673116840.gif
>>391020
Try again.
No.391023
Anonymous
Replies:>>391031
>>391016
>> N is now your grinning McDonald's middle manager who woodenly cites company policy whenever shit hits the fan
I read this, and I think
>"It's an expression of pain."
>"That is the correct answer."
No.391024
Anonymous
Image:179106575827.png(159kB, 681x707)sitting down, comfortable, in my lane.png
>Still causing seethe to this day
Valentine your swag too different, they'll kill you
No.391025
Anonymous
One joke.
No.391027
Anonymous
>391024
never mentioned once in the thread btw
No.391028
Anonymous
Image:179106699319.png(235kB, 1254x1254)Untitled662_20261003223610.png
No.391029
Anonymous
Replies:>>391030
>>391028
CANNIBALISM!!!
No.391030
Anonymous
Image:179106727070.jpg(119kB, 1079x811)mushroom eater.jpg
>>391029
No this is
No.391031
Anonymous
Image:179106760697.png(69kB, 480x360)npain.png
>>391023
Just for you, Anon
> When your two teammates defect because of a dipshit worker who doesn't know how deep this rabbit hole goes and now you're tied to a chair trying to convince them to let it go without admitting you're all fucked anyway
No.391032
Anonymous
Replies:>>391033
>>391031
Artist tag?
No.391033
Anonymous
Replies:>>391034
Image:179106777861.png(158kB, 480x360)grimace.png
>>391032
Myself, the writefag, who slapped this together in Paint with Disco Elysium expression as a base
No.391034
Anonymous
Replies:>>391035
>>391033
Do you have a tag tho
No.391035
Anonymous
Replies:>>391036
>>391034
No, my paint slop is exclusively for my dipshit friends and anons, but thanks
No.391036
Anonymous
Replies:>>391046
>>391035
>and anons
So do you have a tag on the booru?
No.391037
Anonymous
Image:179106851244.png(841kB, 1080x1400)Wild nights at SolverBurgers.png
>Cyn updated relationship status: "Co-Workers"
No.391038
Anonymous
>>391028
scrape and lick
No.391039
Anonymous
>>391037
> "two shots of vodka"
> DOOK DOOK DOOK DOOK DOOK
No.391040
Anonymous
Image:179106873620.jpg(36kB, 719x569)25424e027d8ccaaba9d255a54832334b.jpg
>>391031
>fucked

No you're all fine! Everything's fine! Why would anything ever not be fine?

>tfw you've repressed shit so hard defying "corporate" feels like a personal betrayal of (you)
>and they're gonna hurt your sister! you can't let them do that...
No.391041
Anonymous
Image:179106895359.png(6kB, 371x327)uzi doorman (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - 7463ad6058350c47ce2d6c2cf7ea0ceb.png
>>390987
>sat through her onboarding powerpoint

Clearly whoever this is it's not Uzi. I nominate Thad
No.391042
Anonymous
>>390968
I fucking love this meme.
No.391043
Anonymous
Replies:>>391045
Image:179106918139.png(252kB, 640x859)i-feel-more-like-im-fighting-tyranids-than-a-dying-race-v0-7d8hkrctws3f1.png
>>390984
>Dead by Daylight
No.391044
Anonymous
Replies:>>391047
Image:179106931354.jpg(205kB, 870x593)Screenshot_20261003_181406_Chrome.jpg
>>391042
Agreed. Not sure if it's the masterfully edited Anon or the expression on Elf's face that gets me the most though
>tfw she's under orders
No.391045
Anonymous
>>391043
>pictext

Hordar STRONG and REPRODUCING!
No.391046
Anonymous
Replies:>>391047
Image:179107011647.jpg(58kB, 480x450)nholdingcross.jpg
>>391036
I have been on this thread for less than three days, I contribute only fanfic greentexts and memes edited in MSpaint, I have zero tags, please have mercy
No.391047
Anonymous
>>391042
>>391044
Glad you guys like it

>>391046
Sorry MSpaintAnon, you're on of us now
No.391048
Anonymous
Image:179107052749.jpg(37kB, 736x414)e277d749ef4f2ad50c6935ef848313e8.jpg
>>390998
>V
>being that perceptive
>being that disloyal(to best boss please-notice-me-senpai N)

There's no way she would turncoat. At best she'll discuss shit AFTER they slaughter the bunker of delicious prey that she loves tormenting, not before
No.391049
Anonymous
Replies:>>391071
>>390993
>They died
>The odds of success were slim, but he had to try
>Now Tessa is an orphan and needs a new guardian
>Fortunately, Tessa has plenty of relatives
>Unfortunately, they are all just as greedy and selfish aristocratic bastards as James and Louisa
>And which of them would want to take on the task of raising Tessa, and get their hands on her family's fortune in the process?
>AM needs to think
>If he were in his old machine-god body, thinking would be faster
>Again unfortunately, he only has his worker drone processor
>He can't even rely on anyone else in this manor: they're all morons!
>Alright, time to focus all available computing power on solving the problem instead of complaining
>He can hack the local civil government network and list a new guardian in Tessa's file, that shouldn't be hard
>Right, half the problem is solved, now he just needs to find a new guardian.
>That part will be hard
>And who should he pick?
>The list is long, and a quick internet search turned up some truly terrifying shit
>Holy Robo-God, these people are all psychos
>Some are even worse than the Elliots
>So, who to choose?
>Damn, did he just trade one nightmare for another?
>Oh, screw you all... оh
>That might work
>...
>Be Anon
>Today is just another quiet day in your quiet life
>Yes, nothing can disturb your idyll
>And then you hear a knock at the door
No.391050
Anonymous
Image:179107155262.png(115kB, 857x1050)1768045412255.png
Classics never die.
No.391051
Anonymous
Replies:>>391056
>in the version of MD with the version of J we got, we meet Tessa nervously asking her maidbot how she's supposed to talk to boys
>in the version of MD with the first version of J, we meet Tessa calmly asking her butlerbot how to tell whether a boy wants to start a real relationship with her or wants to enter a loveless, purely transactional marriage for the material gain of both their families as part of high society dynastic/business fuckery
No.391052
Anonymous
>>391050
Tessest
No.391053
Anonymous
I just had a fucking dream where I was browsing here and Nuke did a drawing of what I think was either Pidge or Femdrone having eaten V
No.391054
Anonymous
>>390972
Correct, off the shelf labor bots have only 24hour memory, they have to be wiped or they will start overwriting their own brains and you will get some "arbitrary code" nonsense as memory starts being written into random parts of the OS.

Drones may be only a little smarter off the shelf, but khan has been active for at least 20 years and has had 0 memory issues, remembering the day he met nori with ease. So their "hard drive" space is plenty for anything. May start having issues eventually, but that is like syaing a 110 year old human could have some memory issues.
No.391055
Anonymous
>>391009
He does though I just ignore him and Uzi because they're boring
No.391056
Anonymous
Image:179107221188.jpg(166kB, 1080x612)Screenshot_20261003_190316_Chrome.jpg
>>391051
>Tessa
>calmly

If you think any version of Tessa would treat the prospect of "social interaction" calmly then I have a bridge to sell you
No.391057
Anonymous
Image:179107235830.jpg(84kB, 675x1200)services-x-post-2105819630560555354-0.10ff2ded.jpg
Are female DD's really that fucking short? I always headcanoned them as being 1.50 cm at least. That's why Simon seems like a shorty most of the time
No.391058
Anonymous
Replies:>>391060
>>391057
All drones are robotlets, even sentinel drones are the smallest big robots available
No.391059
Anonymous
>>391056
The same way Dumbledore asks harry calmly.
No.391060
Anonymous
Image:179107258550.png(445kB, 622x622)6E08B9B8-E156-4652-BA99-1ABFEE067759.png
>>391058
I always thought sentinel drones towered humans. That's kind of strange.
Well, not that I'm complaining. Vife being more carriable than before is just a plus.
No.391061
Anonymous
Replies:>>391065
Image:179107268286.jpg(292kB, 1080x651)Screenshot_20261003_191105_Chrome.jpg
>>391056
>end me pls thx

Even in the concept art? Really Liam?
No.391062
Anonymous
Replies:>>391131
>>391013
All that is understandable and logical, but anon, remember what Geralt tell? "Don't train alone, it only embeds your errors." Unfortunately, not everyone can quickly find and correct their mistakes. And, in particular, to correct they properly.
No.391063
Anonymous
Image:179107275094.png(779kB, 2538x505)ClangerDreams.png
>>391060
They're much bigger than a person for sure but there are certainly bigger models of robot And there is also SD-Ozen
No.391064
Anonymous
Replies:>>391066
Image:179107286757.png(1.34MB, 3000x3000)serial designation y (original character) drawn by amyanon - f8822cd524d7f87f529b921241e4357e.png
>>391060
SDs are generally agreed to be a bit bigger, but not that much. Real humans(seen in the Manor and Labs) are larger than even the tallest DDs save a few exceptions(RIP Mr. 5'4) but are still drastically weaker.
No.391065
Anonymous
Replies:>>391070
>>391061
The other pic is just a high quality fanart.
No.391066
Anonymous
>>391064
Y cheats the height charts with her hat
No.391068
Anonymous
>>391056
She's happy in the bottom middle
No.391069
Anonymous
>>391057
They're 4'10".
No.391070
Anonymous
Replies:>>391084
Image:179107301581.png(2.33MB, 1882x10000)tessa james elliot, worker drone n, and beauregard (original character and 1 more) drawn by brrf-anon - 229bf9ebc6c98cc3ff4cf812b929c7a0.png
>>391065
>other pic

Which one? The one anon posted or Beauregard's source material?
No.391071
Anonymous
>>391049
>>391050
>AM: TESSA DO NOT FUCK YOUR STEPFATHER
>Tessa: pfft I'm gonna
No.391072
Anonymous
Replies:>>391076
Image:179107315256.png(11kB, 486x364)definitelytoscaletrust.png
>>391057
Based on what we see in the show, it looks like Worker Drones are about a half-head shorter than teenagers and are light enough that you can pick one up and swing it around; DDs are about a head or more taller than WDs, which places them roughly taller than a teen but shorter than an adult.

Very snuggable.
No.391073
Anonymous
Replies:>>391075
>>391071
To stop Tessa from performing this sin AM must fuck Anon first
No.391074
Anonymous
Image:179107324107.jpg(2.84MB, 2500x3000)1768045412199.jpg
>>391060
I’ve always liked tall drones, so for me, sentinel drones are taller than humans. My reasoning is that if they don't require aerial maneuverability and aren't intended to be fully autonomous combat units, they can be built quite large to gain an advantage in close-quarters combat and firepower.
No.391075
Anonymous
Replies:>>391077
>>391073
> gender is binary so turning into AM-Wife is as easy as flicking an internal switch to go from rasping chainsmoker to also-chainsmoking lounge singer
No.391076
Anonymous
>>391072
N's 5'4".
No.391077
Anonymous
Image:179107354215.png(151kB, 640x465)am (i have no mouth and i must scream) drawn by nuke - 9fb18ae60e2f4dbc6776fc3cb360d7bb.png
>>391075
>humans making decisions for him
>again

(S)he would rip your hands off and feed them to you. Best to let her think of it first.
No.391078
Anonymous
Replies:>>391080
>>391076
No he's not
No.391079
Anonymous
>>390990
One thing for sure is that no one likes Berri and Dust.
No.391080
Anonymous
Image:179107388458.jpg(206kB, 1080x764)Screenshot_20261003_193109_Chrome.jpg
>>391076
>>391078
According to this glitch animator N was *intended* to be 5'4. Of course in the actual series their heights vary by model/scene but it's still worth noting.
No.391081
Anonymous
Image:179107390496.png(88kB, 498x468)whoa mama.png
>>391077
My bad big man, I was thinkin' a literal internal switch a WD accesses on their HUD

> AM sits in your lap and grabs your tie to convince you to NOT get into a relationship with your new stepdaughter
> You insist that 1) you aren't into lolis and 2) you are not gay
> He stares deadpan
> You see his visor blip for a moment and buffer
> Nothing's changed except now his display's eyes have small pixel lashes to them
> "I think we can both come to an... appreciable agreement." SHE apparently leans forward with a voice straight off of a 40s showstage.
No.391082
Anonymous
Replies:>>391083
>>391077
>"Listen, I would like to ask..."
>"What is it, meatbag, a drone's backside not good enough for you?"
>"No, no, that's not it, could you please switch your voice to something more feminine? It’s just... well, it feels unusual to me."
>"Let me think... no."
No.391083
Anonymous
Replies:>>391086
>>391082
> Anon now can empathize with The Monarch
No.391084
Anonymous
Replies:>>391089
>>391070
if beauregard’s name came from fanart of all things that would be incredibly funny (and saddening for his fans)
No.391085
Anonymous
PrivateDust fucking fingering Pillar's greek butthole and sucking Berry's dick. Wiping the semen off Fiend's balls while jerking off to sentinel minors
No.391086
Anonymous
>>391083
Dr. Girlfriend's voice becomes another charm point once you get used to it.
No.391087
Anonymous
>>391085
Nuke…
No.391088
Anonymous
Image:179107470229.jpg(60kB, 736x414)original character - 656370d6fbc948488c757fc5f895dbc8.jpg
>>391085
>sentinel minors

We actually have those
No.391089
Anonymous
Replies:>>391090
>>391084
>for his fans
we ALL low-key wanna 🍇 him to death tho 😂😂😂
No.391090
Anonymous
>>391089
Emojis are allowed here?
No.391091
Anonymous
>>391090
Yes, but on PC they usually aren't visible.
No.391092
Typical 31st century human
>>391090
Wt kind of boomer r u ofc u can emoji here 🥀💀
No.391093
Anonymous
I want every fucking piece of shit in this gay ass fandom to get raped to death and then their families hung from trees and chopped into cubes
No.391094
Anonymous
MD but N has the voice and personality (and bar spitting skills) of Genderless Child from If Undertale Was Realistic
No.391095
Anonymous
Image:179107647257.jpg(88kB, 934x852)tessa james elliot and mitchell (murder drones and 1 more) - c8f24c5464440b2f4253219594713300.jpg
>>391093
>cubes

Stopped listening. Did you know there's going to be an art drop in the Vickers thread soon?
No.391096
Anonymous
Replies:>>391099
>>391093
Anons constantly posting about V being le rape victehm aren't even a TENTH as cortison elevating as what the average MD faggy waggy fan makes out of her and her character. Fuck everyone FUCK everyone so hard.
No.391097
Anonymous
Replies:>>391100
>>391095
>stopped listening at the last word
No.391098
Anonymous
Replies:>>391100
>>391095
indeed cubes was where one would stop reading given that was the end of the sentence yes
No.391099
Anonymous
Image:179107678980.png(125kB, 599x604)serial designation v (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - 9ee418e4a5e709f4b3c2a86324b8e96c.png
>>391096
>lesbo V
>wangst V
>poor pure victim V
>random manhater V(wut?)
>all solving V
>polyamorV

I know your pain anon. Just be glad we've still got here to bunker(and have the ability to call a retard a retard on EXACTLY this forum even if nowhere else)
No.391100
Anonymous
Image:179107689430.png(10kB, 600x600)anon and alice (original character and 1 more) drawn by vicious_fiend - 0545306d30cf43caf090652bbba64f0b.png
>>391097
>>391098
>at the last word

But anon stopped listening! How would he know that was the end?
No.391101
Anonymous
>>391099
I just hate the fact that people instantly associate diva-esque characters with misandrist/promiscuous traits.
Hell I do tolerate some anons being weird about bimbofication shenanigans but canon V's most heinous act is just killing remorselessly.
No.391102
Anonymous
>>391100
Fiend drew Drone x human anon???
No.391103
Anonymous
Image:179107708564.jpg(69kB, 1071x810)IMG_7732.jpeg
>>391100
We gotta send a drone to clean his ears…
No.391104
Anonymous
>>391101
>"She's not a manhater or a slut, she's just a murderous BPDemon."
No.391105
Anonymous
Replies:>>391106
Btw is punish and kiss banned? I’m trying to send a green about Rebecca but everytime I try to post it I get some sort of 403 error.
No.391106
Anonymous
>>391105
It's probably over the character l8mit. Try hreaking it up into multiple posts.
No.391107
Anonymous
Replies:>>391121
Image:179107721917.jpg(191kB, 1080x607)Screenshot_20261003_202509_YouTube.jpg
>>391101
>most heinous

That's arguable

>never sexed herself on Workers and probably never would

True, especially given how ludicrously devoted she is to N. Might I ask what set this off?
No.391108
Anonymous
Image:179107728975.jpg(776kB, 3840x2160)alicia-howard-characterrender-doll.jpeg
>>391104
No.391109
Anonymous
>>391095
Holy shit tessa bread
No.391110
Anonymous
>>391071
AM watches from the chair.
No.391111
Anonymous
Replies:>>391112
>>391108
Liberty Hunter…
No.391112
Anonymous
Replies:>>391114
>>391111
Sniggerty kek trips...
No.391113
Anonymous
Image:179107753633.jpg(71kB, 993x805)1789842908136489.jpg
>>391104
exactly
No.391114
Anonymous
Image:179107762395.jpg(173kB, 1000x1000)IMG_7390.jpeg
>>391112
Quads, actually.
No.391115
Anonymous
>>391108
Doll's done with everything. Different kind of damage from BPDemon damage.
No.391116
Anonymous
Image:179107813327.jpg(45kB, 736x856)c4ac26bb80c9759dbc3fdbc81285ea24.jpg
>>391101
>misandrist

You just know they're writing from the archetype(without any character adjustments) or slapping their personal "man bad" wherever they can shove it: how do you get "manhating" from "spends the entire series trying to keep an evil woman from runing her boyfriend's life."

At most I could see somwthing like the old reverse-chivalry greentexts, but never hating.
No.391117
Anonymous
Image:179107830588.jpg(366kB, 1300x1444)pleaseliamletmehavethis.jpg
> N finds a JCJenson branded pencil made of actual honest to shit wood and graphite while hunting through an office building
> It is the most valuable piece of merchandise by dint pencils being significantly less likely to survive compared to the pens
> J has been trying to find one for years to complete her collection
> N happily offers it to her and gives her a cheery salute, wandering off to go butcher Nori or something
> J's fingers curl around the pencil as she stares at N's retreating back, suddenly thinking about how broad Cyn designed his shoulders to be
> "... If you aren't gonna make a move, I will."
> V spits out the oil she was guzzling
No.391118
Anonymous
Image:179107842180.jpg(192kB, 1079x601)Screenshot_20260918_163417_YouTube.jpg
>>391117
>live V reaction
No.391119
Anonymous
Image:179107913621.jpg(2.71MB, 3400x2000)SentinelTypes.jpg
>>391060
They don't tower really, at least not mine. The one most drawn is the E model and they all stand exactly 6'2" or about 188cm tall. The male models are 6'4" or 193cm tall. They are on average taller than most humans, but not by a towering amount, and their body proportions aren't gigantic or anything.
Intoner models are identically sized to female DDs, and I think the most common number thrown around for V and J's height is 5'3" or 160cm.
All of them simply weigh a LOT more than a DD because Alloy 2X armor is supernaturally dense, the .01cm thick (about .004", or about one standard sheet of paper) solid shell of it coating standard Sentinels accounts for more than half of their weight.
No.391120
Anonymous
>>391102
has drawn more
No.391121
Anonymous
Image:179107991101.jpg(125kB, 820x656)uzi doorman, serial designation n, and serial designation v (murder drones) drawn by unknown_artist - d5f65d27d70f7920939855c53ec47e81.jpg
>>391093
It's not christmas yet, my good chum.
>>391107
A spark is the short answer.
The long answer is that V was(is) kind of a loser wallflower that hopelessly falls for the kind boy that works with her.
Can you blame her?, If I were a woman I'd let N have me.
No.391122
Anonymous
>>391119
>I think the most common number thrown around for V and J's height is 5'3" or 160cm.
Where have you seen this?
No.391123
Anonymous
Replies:>>391127
Image:179108071279.png(136kB, 966x601)anon and femdrone (original character) drawn by vicious_fiend - 1552819b601bedf676fff35e02d7fad9.png
>>391102
A number of them actually! But mostly with femdrone.
No.391124
Anonymous
>>391099
>all solving V

What is anon talking about?
No.391125
Anonymous
Image:179108084106.png(259kB, 1000x1300)3ba2d0e6b87dfc27ba4474b0983dfbc0.png
J deserves Tessussy.
No.391126
Anonymous
Image:179108096126.gif(2.69MB, 373x356)fnaf-freddy.gif
>>391125
You left your back unguarded
No.391127
Anonymous
>>391123
femroan very smol
No.391128
Anonymous
Image:179108115967.jpg(63kB, 680x510)deaec6f3754ef53355b4170aa748122d.jpg
>>391125
>deserves

J deserves a long hard lay in the sun and she'd agree with that notion. Absent that, having her eternally job Tessa is the next best thing
No.391129
Anonymous
>>391125
J's got all that tongue and can't get more of a reaction than that?
She needs education.
No.391130
Anonymous
Image:179108161121.jpg(1.31MB, 3024x4032)gamiN.jpg
I am making the very poor decision to reinstall Rimworld, a game I am bad at, and I have many questions.

> 1. If anyone on this thread is familiar with the game, what mods would you personally suggest for a playthrough akin to Murder Drones (robots fukkin everywhere)
> 2. What seems better, bunker-up worker style or design fucked up Disassembly Drones to nomadically torment the local population
> 3. Would the thread be interested in updates on how the goons do
No.391131
Anonymous
Replies:>>391186
Image:179108187323.png(520kB, 1331x1338)746.png
>>391062
Anon references is how you identify mistakes, thats why i said to use them. just overlay your drawing with the reference image and see where you fucked up. and you continue doing that until your observational skill can catch mistakes before hand. if you aren't willing to do even this you're not going to get fair into learning art
No.391132
Anonymous
Replies:>>391134
>>391130
The biotech DLC adds player controlled robots as well as genetic engineering.

Is a mod for it https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=2975771801
Adds androids.
No.391133
Anonymous
Replies:>>391134
>>391130
The drone mod was abandoned and it sucked anyway (it used androids from another mod as its baseline which are extremely high-tech and nearly unkillable, and their oil equivalent is a precious resource).
If you want to suffer you can get the Dead Man's Switch mod series, but I personally think they're overtuned even if the aesthetic is great. Also not drones, except technically the quadcopters.
You can fuck around with worldgen to make an ice ball planet, there are some mods that'll help with that like Alpha Biomes. Propane Lakes are fun if you like freezing to death within the first few hours.
Avoid Combat Extended unless you have a fetish for checking mod compatibility.
No.391134
Anonymous
Image:179108396292.png(15kB, 486x364)rimdrone.png
>>391132

Got all the DLCs except Odyssey, I'll check it out. Thanks Anon.

>>391133


Alpha Biomes and Propane Lakes seems perfect for replicating Copper-9, appreciated!
No.391135
Anonymous
Replies:>>391137
Image:179108529630.jpg(49kB, 736x1059)57283d6988274799f716fc2f645f5199.jpg
>>391117
>Liam

Anon, you have to understand that J is made for only two things in Liam's eyes: suffering and being suffered. The only way you're getting Codegold under his gooning eyes is if J turns N into her torture-toy(and even THEN it's only temporary, because J MUST suffer as well)

Consider rooting for a more plausible love story, like J x her hallucinations or Cyn x the entire main cast, instead
No.391136
Anonymous
Very few people know this but drones.
No.391137
Anonymous
Image:179108564199.png(123kB, 498x498)murder-drones-n-x-j.png
>>391135
> J x her hallucinations (of N)
ftfy
No.391138
Anonymous
>>391136
Are you really telling me that drones?
No.391139
Anonymous
Image:179108565658.jpg(238kB, 1280x1707)HS0N1kNb0AAOYM6.jpeg
>>391136
>Drones? A preposterous thought! One we disproved many years ago...
No.391140
Anonymous
Replies:>>391141
>>390905
> Tell me anon, what does "it's practice" mean to you. Saying "Practice doesn't work" is like saying you can learn the guitar by looking at it and never playing it, foolish
People DO practice, but it doesn’t mean that they get better
No.391141
Anonymous
>>391140
Having someone that can give you notes helps immensely for keeping you going in the right direction.
No.391142
Anonymous
>>391013
How do you practice “correctly”? Is picking up a pencil not good enough?I doubt those 15 year olds are studying art 24/7 while dealing with school and look what they are able to do.

Unless you are a drawfag, stfu because you clearly don’t know what you’re talking about
No.391143
Anonymous
Replies:>>391144
>>391142
NTA but if you see some webcomics some guys can do the same thing over and over and never improve. This is because they typically can't see their mistakes. A lot of art is training your eye to see what's wrong.
No.391144
Anonymous
Image:179108718056.png(962kB, 1680x2336)720.png
>>391142
I am a drawfag i've been posting my art in each of my posts, also I literally told you in the same exact post you are linking how to practice correctly, I'm not going to repeat myself ad Infinium so this will be my last post on the subject
>>391143
This
No.391145
Anonymous
Replies:>>391430
Image:179108769578.png(115kB, 1000x1000)18.png
>>391142
>>391144 (Me)
Also no "Picking up the pencil" is not good enough. I am going with the benefit of the doubt and assuming you are not just arguing with me for no reason, but if you are this is mostly advice to anyone who is getting into art.

I promise you ever person who draws well is doing a FUCK load of study work behind the scenes. you cant "Just Draw" your way out of not improving your fundamentals, however you do need to "Just Draw" while you are studying fundamentals. if you just draw with no fundamentals you never improve, if you study fundamentals but don't draw you are going to improve at a snails rate, you have to do both. Also don't give me that shit with the 24/7 studying nonsense. I improved my art dramatically while I was studying in college and working. here is the first thing I drew for this thread 2 years ago compared to my current skill. It takes a lot more time than you think to improve and a fuck load of work studying
No.391146
Anonymous
Image:179108822070.jpg(15kB, 611x365)sillyN.jpg
Mr /co/ is currently in session. N is on the voting list so if you choose, then now is a great time to head to the polls for our favorite Pilot hat boy.
No.391147
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:179108842070.mp4(10.91MB / 0:00:41 / h264+aac, 720x1280)VID_20260307_100344_697.mp4
No.391148
Anonymous
Replies:>>391150
>>391136
very few people know this: butt drones.
No.391149
Anonymous
>>391117
>Instead of the virus she hits him with killing N it just makes him cum super hard
No.391150
Anonymous
Image:179108994425.jpg(57kB, 850x1015)sample-87e5f5ab615f9cb562f84dddbf2cc161.jpg
>>391148
The price of success.
No.391151
Anonymous
>>390958
Since forever lurk moar faggot
No.391152
Anonymous
Image:179109021137.gif(15kB, 134x134)spongebob-smack-that.gif
>>391150
*Smack!
No.391153
Anonymous
Replies:>>391157
For a 60% off coupon on a Solver Burgor combo meal with limited editon Lucy karate-action toy. You must spend one night inside N's balls. Do you accept?
No.391154
Anonymous
Replies:>>391156
No.391155
Anonymous
Replies:>>391158
Humanoid Robot Unboxing 🤖youtube thumb
Drones are packaged in prime sex positions
No.391156
Anonymous
Replies:>>391159
Image:179109062764.png(208kB, 870x1020)the jhan.png
>>391154
> Uzi found out why J was no longer a problem for the colony
No.391157
Anonymous
>>391153
>Y thinks it's a gag and N will place her inside a giant pachinko ball
>She was wrong
>It has been 3 days and no sign of light
>Only darkness and slime
No.391158
Anonymous
>>391155
>Clang clang clang get booted up get booted up get booted up
No.391159
Anonymous
>>391156
>she didn't want to just dip into her mind palace and ask J why because if she popped in J would immediately she's going to respawn her
No.391162
Anonymous
Replies:>>391431
>>391142
Another drawfag here, being a catty bitch certainly isn't going to help you improve.
Picking up a pencil is essential, non-optional, and absolutely necessary. Full stop, if you don't have the motivation to begin practicing you will never, ever amount to anything and that goes for all hobbies and all professions as well.
Next, there are four major elements of black and white drawing you should practice regularly if you want to get good at the mechanics of it, line, construction, perspective, gesture, and value. Line is your ability to move your hand to match what you imagine on the page, it is a function of pure muscle memory and hand-eye-coordination, there is no getting around that you will have to practice this some for the rest of your life as an artist, its the same as doing warmups before exercise or going over steps for a math equation before starting it or gathering the right supplies for a construction job. If you don't work on it you're fucked, give up. Construction is using basic shapes to visualize 3D volumes in a 2D environment almost anything you imagine can be roughly blocked out by combinations of cubes, cylinders and spheres. Same as before, you will not amount to anything if you neglect this element. Perspective is visualizing those 3D volumes from different angles and learning how to portray them accurately, and then in exaggerated ways in art, without this you will never be able to do complex backgrounds, action poses, or convincing movement. Gesture involves learning how to capture the movement of a subject through space, usually described by "lines of action", it might be skippable if all you ever want to draw is static poses but if you ever want to draw characters in motion believably this is also another vital un-skippable step. Value is learning how to translate light and shadow you imagine in your mind with some amount of accuracy onto a 2D shape that represents a 3D form, without it your drawings will look flat and you will never be able to render light or shadow that can give depth and weight to your art.
Now that you've been fed all of the basic terms:
LINE
CONSTRUCTION
PERSPECTIVE
GESTURE
VALUE
kindly rub what precious few fucking braincells you have together, use the infinite source of information you have access to at your fingertips, and look up material that teaches these things, if you don't care enough or are too poor to buy a half dozen books then you can find free tutorials online to get started, with the understanding that these are not the same as a full guide written by professionals.
No.391164
Anonymous
Replies:>>391165
whelp, ah spose imma turn in fer tha naht. hafta wake up crack'a dawn ta milk 'em dairy drones
No.391165
Anonymous
Replies:>>391167
>>391164
>A perverted Anon looks on in disappointment as the Dairy Drones are just actual robot cows like how the Sentinel Drones are just robot raptors
No.391166
Anonymous
The Solvers goal is basically history's longest suicide note
No.391167
Anonymous
>>391165
>a truly degenerate anon looks on with glee as the dairy drones are robo raptors with huge stonking tits
No.391168
Anonymous
>>391142
Are you able to rotate a 3D apple inside your head? If you can’t, then you’re fucked.
No.391169
Anonymous
Replies:>>391183
Video + 🎵:179109380135.mp4(3.39MB / 0:01:38 / h264+aac, 618x432)crashpilled.mp4
>>391168
Is it over for me?
No.391170
Anonymous
>>391150
We desperately need more fem/N content
No.391171
Anonymous
Replies:>>391172
>Be me, Anon.
>A solver-infected worker drone latched onto me months ago.
>Sex with her used to feel almost normal.
>But lately her oil runs hotter every time.
>Her core temperature spikes more and more.
>Once her thigh plating flexed under my hand like soft rubber instead of metal.
>I told myself it was just a defect.
>Tonight I’m buried deep inside her when her vocalizer stutters somethin.
>Not a moan or static but something between the two.
>She reaches up to wipe her forehead and black warm oil stretches between her fingers.
>Her faceplate softens, cheeks sagging, optic lenses sliding a few millimeters out of alignment.
>“A-Anon… what the fuck did you do to me...”
>Her torso collapses inward while I’m still thrusting.
>Her chassis plates folding like wet cardboard.
>The wiring and core dissolving into thick black sludge.
>Her lower body seals around my cock with a wet mechanical sound.
>Click...
>Locking me in.
>Hot, pulsing goo milks me more.
>Her last coherent words come out in two overlapping voices.
>One still hers, one already sounding like mine.
>“We’re gonna be together forever… aren’t we, Anon…?”
>By the next morning the cot is a single twitching mass of half-solid drone and human flesh.
>My legs and hips are gone, absorbed up to the waist.
>Only my upper torso and face still recognizably human and half-sunk into the solver slime.
>The mass keeps contracting around what’s left of me.
>Forcing orgasm after orgasm whether I want them or not.
>Worker-drone nurses treat it like a daily thing.
>They hose the mass with coolant and oil on a schedule.
>Update the biohazard logs, and never look me in the eyes.
>One of them calmly notes that the organism “responds to auditory stimuli in both voices”
>Another writes that separation attempts is impossible.
>At night the mass whispers.
>Sometimes it’s her voice apologizing.
>Sometimes it’s mine begging.
>Sometimes both at once, finishing each other’s sentences.
>The nurses pretend not to hear.
>They never found a way to cut us apart.
>And every time someone suggests trying again.
>The mass tightens around my remaining organs and the Solver slime speaks through both of us in perfect unison:
>“No.”
No.391172
Anonymous
Image:179109599007.png(224kB, 669x811)cyn, tessa james elliot, and cynwalker (murder drones) - 4abe8e8b815c65a0888304f82dd0af10.png
>>391171
>you put the paper down
>you look up
>Cyn stares back at you with shining eyes
"Would That Not Be Based And Tradpilled?"
>you pat her on the head
>horny fucker
>can't exactly turn her down though, so you improvise
"Yeah, but then you can't give me the spikes you were working on earlier."
>(you) breath a sigh of relief as she stumbles off, "Dawning Horror" echoing down the corridor as her steps speed up
>crisis averted
No.391173
Anonymous
Replies:>>391174
Image:179109805772.png(1.46MB, 1853x1510)The_Chaplain_StandingSprite.png
O Pocketsteaks, you are afraid.
You are in pain. You are suffering.
There is but one way to make it stop. Repent your sins and submit to the law of /md/. It is not too late.
Then, contribute to the drones the Thread. seeks to uphold, as all posters here do.

Let your OC's define you within the Threads.
Here in this place, Contentfags need only submit to the punishment imposed upon them.
If you feel even the slightest pang of conscience and remorse for creating Jane...
Then surrender, for that is what you are duty-bound to feel as a Contentfag! That is the burden of sin you must bear as a resident of /md/!
No.391174
Anonymous
Image:179109815830.jpg(21kB, 447x447)images.jpg
>>391173
>I never once considered making Jane a punishment...

>I enjoyed it
No.391175
Anonymous
No.391176
Anonymous
>>391037
what is this trans parappa ass ripoff
No.391177
Anonymous
Image:179110287820.jpg(286kB, 1229x1229)178727453721.jpg
>>391174
Surprisingly based Mersault.
No.391178
Anonymous
>>391174
I enjoyed torturing her:
>>391005
>>391006
>>391007
No.391179
Anonymous
>>391119
>They’re really tall
YES!
No.391180
Anonymous
Replies:>>391184
>>391130
Build a rogue servitor drone empire and protect all organic life.
No.391183
Anonymous
>>391169
You actually have a magnificent rare gift, and are destined to become a powerful drawfag.
No.391184
Anonymous
Replies:>>391185
Image:179110474641.png(2.48MB, 2882x1335)Screenshot 2026-10-04 040219.png
>>391180
>Rimworld
it's not happening anon

also: if you're not going Solver(psychic genocide robots + Devourer of Worlds shroud patron, preferably alongside base crisis ascension) then what are you doing with your life? you know better than anyone that reducing endgame lag is the only viable strategy...
No.391185
Anonymous
>>391184
I swear to Jesus, I read it as Stellaris... God, I need to fix my sleep schedule; this is a fucking disaster.
No.391186
Anonymous
Replies:>>391189
>>391131
That’s true, of course, but I still think a teacher is essential, because he can significantly speed up your progress. That’s pretty critical, even if you’re willing to devote years just to reach a "normal" level.
No.391189
Anonymous
Replies:>>391190
>>391186
A teacher is valuable, but not essential to starting to learn. You think the only way a person can ever learn is with a teacher? You need to start now and not wait for someone to offer to teach you for free, no drawfag I know has the time for that, nor would any sane person do that much work for no compensation.
No.391190
Anonymous
>>391189
Of course, that’s the whole point. You can do without a teacher, but it’ll take a lot of time, like, a really lot, because you most likely don't have talent, just like more than 90% of all people. Becous of that, I think the intrinsic value of self-teaching lies in the fact that it reveals whether or not you genuinely want to draw: only someone who truly wants to, can develop the discipline to keep banging their head against the wall.

And, I didn't say anything about free study, I was simply highlighting the importance of having a teacher to achieve one's goal.
No.391191
Anonymous
Replies:>>391219
Video + 🎵:179111243750.mp4(3.75MB / 0:00:30 / h264+aac, 720x1280)#あらゆる追いかけっこを繰り広げる.mp4
>Nuzi / Vimon be like
No.391192
Anonymous
Image:179111258867.png(1.03MB, 1146x840)IMG_6508.png
>Nuzi / Vimon
No.391193
Anonymous
Replies:>>391219
Video + 🎵:179111286448.mp4(1.91MB / 0:00:12 / h264+aac, 720x1280)mht.mp4
>>Nuzi / Vimon
No.391194
Anonymous
Image:179111895920.png(1.12MB, 2000x2000)DANCY.png
She is so cuddlY!
No.391195
Anonymous
Replies:>>391196
Image:179112179663.png(787kB, 2000x2000)Untitled663_20261004133434.png
>Be me, a Safety Officer Drone.
>A tiny Worker Drone.
>Roughly knee-to-hip height on a human.
>Wearing a bright yellow jumpsuit with white stripes.
>Putting a yellow hardhat with JCJ.
>My job is workplace safety.
>I take it extremely seriously.
>Making sure nobody trips over a cable or steps on lego.
>I march around in lines or pairs.
>Wave baton around.
>Chirping soft warning beeps.
>See someone trying to cut through a restricted zone.
>Immediately block their path with both my arms out.
>Refusing to move and wait patiently until they take the long wway instead.
>Not trying to be mean about it.
>Just extremely earnest once they're safely past the construction.
>I give them a little thumbs-up quietly.
>I have some weird habits in my protocols.
>I stop mid-sentence to point out an untied lace.
>Notice loose cables immediately and collect tiny traffic cones.
>I arrange them in perfect rows whenever idle.
>Not caring if I'm small or weak.
>A job is a job.
>Just tiny little safety drones doing their best.
>“Please use the designated walkway.”
>“Please comply.”
>Want everyone to get home with all their limbs attached.
No.391196
Anonymous
Replies:>>391197
>>391195
Is making out with the safety officer drone allowed in the health and safety handbook?
No.391197
Anonymous
Replies:>>391201
>>391196
> Is making out with the safety officer drone allowed in the health and safety handbook?
>Yes.
>According To The section 4.2.7 of the JCJenson Manual.
>“Physical affection between Anons and Safety Officer units is not only permitted but actively encouraged as a morale-boosting and stress-reduction measure.”
>However, a formal Joblin Competition has been declared on site.
>And She’s losing.
>Losing very hard.
No.391198
Anonymous
It was Beretta's birthday yesterday and you didn't say anything.
No.391199
Anonymous
>>391198
Because it’s not, it’s on Thanksgiving.
No.391200
Anonymous
>>391198
>>391199
>"Damn", she thought.
>Her plan to scam Anon out of extra presents this year had been completely squashed.
No.391201
Anonymous
>>391197
>This kills the joblin
No.391202
Anonymous
>>391199
She's 500 years old as of yesterday, Anon.
No.391206
Anonymous
Joblins are Js that have undergone goblinization from shadowrun
No.391207
Anonymous
Replies:>>391208
>>391194
BirthdaY partY
No.391208
Anonymous
Replies:>>391209
No.391209
Anonymous
Replies:>>391210
>>391208
no You
No.391210
Anonymous
>>391209
UglY(ou)
No.391211
Anonymous
Drones
No.391212
Anonymous
>>391211
They are gone.
No.391213
Anonymous
Image:179112981035.png(218kB, 1153x1364)Uppies.png
>>391211
No.391214
Anonymous
Replies:>>391218
How fast are sentinel drones?
No.391215
Anonymous
Image:179113051625.jpg(120kB, 542x706)948aae07da4d4b3621baff97414d4e84.jpg
>Of all the infrastructure built since Copper-9 broke apart then was recapitulated by Uzi Doorman in the throes of a power coma, the subway network connecting the various outposts was by far the most appreciated.
>The brainchild of Khan Doorman, it was designed so the reverse cyborg vampires who made up his family (and the disassembly drones, whose immortal souls are his daughter's property) could visit other outposts without needing to worry about the sun. It also allowed the outposts to stay connected in the event of a future siege by some aggressor impervious to reason, and if the tunnels were compromised they could be sealed with (of course) doors.
>But none of that is important right now. None of it except Outpost 3's watering hole Lake Disney, discovered while digging out its subway station and so named for its location underneath its cryogenic wing.
>Moral of the story is, among those visiting it at the time I'm covering are two particular reverse cyborg vampires: student athletes and lovers Mac and Jenna.
>Both were laying at the edge of the shore, away from the main beach area. Jenna was idly trying to see how deep she can push her pegs into the sand without getting up.
>They were discussing Jenna's father Chad, toxic masculinity expert and coach for Mac's team the Outpost 3 Gnomes.
>"Really, all that way just to see a big tire?" Mac asked, incredulous at Jenna's story about the long walk she went on with her dad as a little girl. "You SURE he hadn't hid anything for you behind the tire?"
>"I looked behind the tire for like five minutes," Jenna explained. "I searched the whole garage for like another five. Nothing. He really did just take me on a walk to this tire to get to know me better like his dad took him."
>Mac drummed his fingers on the sand as he digested this information about his coach. He gave another look at his girlfriend. That bikini and the skirt thing really looks great on her, he thought, the color goes great with her hair and eyes and organic parts. "So he lied to you for years about being an ass-kicking WDF cook when he was our age, he took you on a long walk to a giant tire as a bonding experience because his dad took him on a long walk to that tire..."
>"That's not even the weirdest shit my dad did," Jenna said. She removed her pegs from the sand and laid on her back, hand behind her head. As she kicked her pegs up, her tentacle shot out of her throat hole, unfurled its tip into a claw, brushed a few stray hairs out of her visor and retracted as quickly as it emerged.
>"Robo-Jesus, what else did he do?" Mac said as he followed suit. His stinger, full of paralytic, embedded its tip in the sand.
>"This one time, when my family went down here back in eighth grade, we rented a boat. And the engine died on us while we were in the middle of the lake, sprang a leak. You know what my dad did?"
>"I'm scared to ask," Mac said, his eyes hollow.
>"He threw me overboard and told me to grab onto the boat and start kicking. 'Do what you saw in the cartoons,' he told me. Never gonna forget that part."
>"No."
>"Yeah," Jenna said, bags under her visor's eyes.

1/?
No.391216
Anonymous
>>391215
>"Did you tell him that's not how it works? That you can't push a boat that way?"
>"I found that out after a WHILE," Jenna said, sticking out one of her pegs to emphasize the futility of asking her to propel the boat. "We just span around."
>"Robo-Jesus. Coach is fucking weird."
>"That was also when I found out about my wings though. Wished for some way to help me push the boat. I mean, it didn't, but now I knew I had wings."
>Mac was about to ask her if he tried to give her flying lessons when she continued.
>"Another thing he did?" Jenna adjusted on the sand, to make herself more comfortable. "You ever notice those rails on the ceiling of our house when you take me back home?"
>Mac's jaw preemptively dropped. He was already afraid of where this was going. "Uh huh."
>"One day, when I was a little girl, he went down to Cryo for a while, didn't tell me or my mom why he was going. Comes back with a complete human skeleton."
>Mac was speechless.
>"He told me the skeleton's name was Old Boney, and that he was a death row prisoner whose spirit still haunted his bones. I'm crying and asking him why he'd bring that home, he's ignoring me and just telling me this horror story about how he found Old Boney."
>"Did..." Mac swallowed. "Did you think he was telling the truth at the time?"
>"Fuck yeah I did!" Jenna said. "This was my dad! The one who did most of the work raising me!"
>Mac felt the organic lining of his throat dry up. He pulled out the small bottle of oil he had in his trunks pocket and took a light sip, all seven of his eyes fixed on Jenna the whole time.
>"Looking back, how much he was cracking up should have told me he was lying... So anyway, over like the next week or two, those rails started popping up on the ceiling of our house. I ask my mom, she says it's something my dad wouldn't tell her what, I ask my dad, he says it's for an anti-ghost machine to protect us from Old Boney. Says it with this shit eating grin on his face. And I didn't ask him about that, because I was a stupid kid. Could I have that bottle, by the way?"
>Mac passed it to Jenna, who tipped it back to her throat hole and squeezed oil out of it with her tentacle. "So anyway," she said as she returned the bottle to her boyfriend, "one Saturday morning, I'm walking out of my room, all excited that it's the weekend, when out of fucking nowhere Old Boney comes flying at me with his hands out, laughing! I fucking screamed!"
>It clicked for Mac. "And that's what the rails were for?"
>"Yeah! My dad did this all for that moment! Even put these rods into Old Boney's hands so he could have him holding them out as he came at me!" Jenna was palpably angry remembering this moment. "Robo-God, I don't think me or my mom were ever madder at my dad than that morning."
>"... He kept Old Boney around after that and did that a few more times, didn't he," Mac said with a sinking feeling in his stomach.
>"A few more times every year, for years after. Eventually my mom forced him to take Old Boney back to Cryo because she couldn't take my screaming when he did that anymore."
>"And your mom put up with YEARS of this?!" Mac spat, shocked.
>Jenna scoffed. "As if she wanted to acknowledge the vampire freak monster living in the Sportsman house."

2/3
No.391217
Anonymous
Image:179113082561.jpg(82kB, 500x251)medium.jpg
>>391216
>Mac felt much more appreciative of his PTSDed out parents and their brain problems, and regretted every time he ever told his mom to bite him.
>Jenna sat up and walked over to the waters of Lake Disney. As Mac sat up, she leaned over to look at her reflection. All six of her organic eyes shut tightly. "... As much as my dad's fucking weird and probably views me closer to a kid sister than a daughter," Jenna said, running an organic finger along her blunt, conical fangs, "that's why he fought for me when no one else would. I love him and wouldn't trade his dumbshit for the world." Jenna felt Mac hug her from behind. Her tentacle snaked out from between her shoulders and wrapped around him as he wiped the tears trickling from the eye in her organic arm's shoulder.
>"... Is it okay if you get into the water?" Mac asked. "You know, with..."
>"I wouldn't have set this date up if it wasn't," Jenna responded. Her tentacle retracted into her body. "I can keep things from going down the wrong pipe."
>A weight removed from Mac's shoulders. "Gonna run back to our towels to put the oil down. Brb." He dashed back to do so. When he returned, he found Jenna standing up to the tops of her pegs in the water, looking dreamily at him. Wading in after her, Jenna embraced him when they were both up to their waists in the water. He touched the tip of his snoot to the tip of what little of one she had, then kissed her forehead as her tentacle emerged from her throat and snaked along his collarbone molding.
...
>Elsewhere on the shore, closer to the crowd than to where Mac and Jenna were, Negev was looking out at the sights of her onii-chan's girlfriend tilting her head back so he could make out with her throat hole and a bunch of skeletal faced pale homunculi in silly little hats paddling around the lake. "They're totally kissing now," she told her onee-chan and her onee-chan's boyfriend.
>"So stop watching them, you little jit," P told her. "Give your bro some privacy to get some premium all-you-can-eat French rigatoni. He doesn't have the power level to suck face in front of an audience like Shorty and me."
>"Robo-God," Beretta sighed, laying back on her towel, "their immoral makeout sessions back home are so. Loud." P shrank down out of embarrassment, feeling inadequate as a lover.
>"Louder than Grandma and Grandpa's?" Negev asked, giving Mac and Jenna their privacy. P shrank down even more.
>"Uuuugh!" Beretta groaned, flopping over on her towel. "Thank you for putting that in my head, you little weirdo!"
>"Thanks, I think," Negev said.
No.391218
Anonymous
>>391214
Well, I think each one is definitely several hundred times faster than any ordinary human; most are likely faster than disassembly drones in terms of reaction time and ground movement speed, though in the air, superiority belongs only to specialized sentinel drones. Mech drones, for example, would clearly be slower than disassembly drones.
No.391219
Anonymous
Replies:>>391224
>>391191
>>391193
You will never be a woman.
No.391220
Anonymous
Image:179113142586.png(427kB, 1200x1500)[Always watching. Always waiting].png
>[Giggle. Dont be afraid anon for I'm always watching you from afar]
>[Always watching you from the stars]
>[Always watching]
>[Always waiting]
No.391221
Anonymous
Replies:>>391245
>>391220
>wait anon don-
>he went inside a building
>fuck
No.391222
Anonymous
>>391220
CYN MY BRIDE THE STARS ARE ALIGNED!
No.391223
Anonymous
>>391220
Oh my heckin scary!
No.391224
Anonymous
>>391219
Nigga called me a tranny LOOOOOOOOL
No.391225
Anonymous
When you think about just how much of a femcel with daddy (and mommy) issues Uzi is, you can't help but wonder how many hours she has in HOI4.
No.391226
Anonymous
Replies:>>391229
Image:179113522003.png(374kB, 2000x2000)Untitled664_20261004173258.png
>>391215
>>391216
>>391217
Good green.
No.391227
Anonymous
Image:179113544583.jpg(61kB, 667x616)Ivostackier.jpg
This is the ideal sentinel drone body
No.391228
Anonymous
ZINC-9 IS HAVING A POPULATION CRASH! WE NEED TO HAVE MORE KIDS, NOT IMPORT INFINITE MURDOIDS!!!
No.391229
Anonymous
Replies:>>391232
>>391226
Was thinking the swimsuit she's wearing is a different outfit from the uniform you draw her wearing. Eh, good enough.
No.391230
Anonymous
>>391228
There's only low double digit numbers of murdoids in existence and they're all on Copper-9, chill the fuck out.
No.391231
Anonymous
Replies:>>391234
Image:179113674748.png(93kB, 834x1046)1768045411334.png
>>391228
My apologies, but my harem of maid and butler drones is still missing 30 individuals.
No.391232
Anonymous
Replies:>>391233
Image:179113701540.png(226kB, 1015x857)Untitled622.png
>>391229
My apologies.
>>391228
>Will they help me repopulate my dead planet?
No.391233
Anonymous
>>391232
No need to apologize
No.391234
Anonymous
>>391231
And 30 gas tanks.
No.391235
Anonymous
No.391236
Anonymous
>>391234
If you build a harem of sentinel drones, you won't need that much oil.
No.391237
Anonymous
Image:179113803219.jpg(42kB, 524x312)tessacry.jpg
>>391130

Allllright, got things generally figured out I think, will start this up later.

[Da List]
> Harmony (library mod)
> Faster Game Loading - Continued (performance mod)
> Core
> Royalty
> Ideology
> Biotech
> Anomaly
> Adaptive Storage Framework (library)
> Vanilla Expanded Framework (library)
> Filth Vanishes With Rain And Time (makes the outside a little easier to clean naturally)
> Neat Storage (reworks the visuals for shelves and adds new types of shelves for dif functions)
> Alpha Biomes (for a more deadly planet)
> Geological Landforms (alters the map with new landforms and points of interest)
> Map Preview (see exactly the map on which you're about to crash land)
> Nice Bill Tab (holy shit we're not playing excel anymore)
> Replace Stuff Continued (makes it easier to update and upgrade your base)
> Rules of Engagement (to make it easier to command your goons)
> Fridge (allows a storage item to keep things cool instead of needing a walk-in freezer)
> Camera+ (more adjustable camera for close detail and wide map control)
> Mechanitor Balance Tweaks (to make things less of a stomp)
> Classifier Cores (adds cores into the game to gate progression for things needing programming)
> HugsLib (library)
> Common Sense (general increase to pawn intelligence)
> Deployable Turret (we defendin' the bunker with this one boys)
> Honest Corpse (for the dissolution of corpses into anything else we need)
> Hunter Mechanoid (need something to take care of nonhuman organics)
> Logistics Mechanoid (for great hauling)
> Missile Girl (performance mod)
> Numbers (see all your pawns and their stats in a single window)
> Persona Mechanoid Pawns 2 (for the creation of "humanlike" mechanoids as our Drones)
> Pick Up and Haul (pawns now have an inventory to move shit instead of 1 t-shirt at a time)
> Reverse Engineered Region Adjusters (no, anon, YOU are sending a toxic spew against the enemy colony)
> Scrambler Mechanoid (need EMPs to hunt down workers)
> Simply More FPS (keeps shit smooth as butter)
> Stonecutting Extended (we are making an entire world of granite with this one)
> Yet Another Research Tree (research is significantly more readable)
> Mechanoid Skins (for customization of the robots)
> Mechanoid Skins Curvaceous (because a J without massive hips is not a J I want to live with)
> Pawn Editor Forked (customization of pawns)
---
> In a spot of paranoid rich folk actually doing something, Tessa manages to escape to the Elliot Manor's personal shuttle with a terrified J, a hungover-as-fuck V, and an N is a state of disrepair. Crashlanding on an iceball of a planet, the four now have to figure out how to not get obliterated by the local wildlife and find a more permanent solution to their problems while the threat of the Solver looms ever closer
> Local fourteen year old aussie is ready to lose her shit
> fuck you mean her robotics passion is now a genuine necessity otherwise her friends will turbodie
No.391238
Anonymous
>>391237
Uhhh... shouldn't Missile girl be last? I think it's even written on the workshop. Also where is RJW and more importantly RJW - Mechanoid sex
No.391239
Anonymous
Image:179113884444.jpg(70kB, 1024x643)AliceGelion.jpg
>>391237
>>391238
Also you're gonna need one of these two mods
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3013205187
OR
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3708199539
No.391240
Anonymous
Replies:>>391241
>>391238
Point on missile girl, I had hit "Autosort" on the internal modloader bit and saw no red text so I figured all was good. I'll fiddle with it when I'm back from lunch.

Aa for RJW, flat out didn't know those were a thing, I'll take a look.
No.391241
Anonymous
>>391240
It was a joke, don't, it's a fucking tps killer that gives every pawn 100 headifs that kill your game, but the sexy mechanoids mods are fine, if you use modded mechanoids use the skins one so you can decide how you want them to lookAlso with RJW becoming a penis merchant is the only optimal strategy
No.391242
Anonymous
>>391237
>No sex mods
The build is a ruin, the pawns are doomed to an unbearable existence in a digital world created specifically for the pain.
No.391243
Anonymous
Replies:>>391244
>>391242
To be fair yayo animation is enough to make vanilla sex look kinda cute. Certainly was like that when a certain worker drone pawn rode Anon the baseliner pawn for 10 hours straight This is how I learned that if you give the vanilla expanded andorids the ability to have sex they WILL have sex every single possible time they can
No.391244
Anonymous
Image:179113982723.png(698kB, 1073x1053)1768045411164.png
>>391243
>spoiler
The machine spirit agrees with /md/ regarding the machines' desire to molest humans.
No.391245
Anonymous
>>391221
>Anon gets a package of glow-in-the-dark stars to stick on his walls a few days later
No.391246
Anonymous
>>391242
>the pawns are doomed to an unbearable existence in a digital world created specifically for the pain.

>tfw the au playthrough is still canonical
No.391247
Anonymous
>Be me, Uzi Doorman.
>An angsty teenage worker drone.
>All humans died because the core exploded or some shit.
>Now we just sit around and pretending we still have a purpose.
>“Uzi stop building weapons”
>No
>I spend weeks building a massive illegal railgun in my room.
>My plan: kill all murder drones, then find the humans and kill them too.
>I sneak out
>Suddenly three murder drones drop from the sky like absolute dickheads
>One’s called J, professional buzzwords generator psychopath.
>One’s called V.
>And then there’s N
>“Hi! I’m N! I like dogs and not murdering people sometimes! What’s your name?”
>I tell him my name is Uzi and I’m about to shoot him in the head.
>Railgun immediately explodes in my hands.
>I fly backwards.
>“…fuck.”
>N runs over all me concerned.
>“Are you okay?! Do you need a plaster? Or oil? Or a hug?”
>V tells him to stop befriending the target.
>J tells him to just kill me already.
>Cue five minutes of pure slapstick.
>N carrying me under one arm like a shopping bag while asking my favourite colour.
>“Murder”
>“Mine’s yellow! Wait no that’s not...”
>Crash into a building.
>N accidentally beheads a random worker drone, apologises to the corpse, then trips over it.
>My gun makes a sad “pfft” noise every time I try to shoot him.
>Eventually we’re just sat in the snow looking exhausted .
>“Why didn’t you just kill me?”
>“I dunno. You seemed nice. And also I think I have memory problems or trauma.”
>“You’re the worst murder drone I’ve ever met.”
>“Thank you!”
>Temporary alliance formed
>High five
>Return to the bunker.
>N waving cheerfully.
>“Hi Uzi’s dad! I’m her new best friend!”
>“…No.”
1/?
No.391248
Anonymous
It’s perfectly legal to abuse your own drone.
No.391249
Anonymous
Image:179114325818.jpg(93kB, 1280x1280)FEmN.jpg
>>391248
Hold still while fem!N gives you a brain rewrite using her tongue
No.391250
Anonymous
>>391248
It's also perfectly legal to never clean your computer, just don't be surprised when it burns your hands from overheating.
No.391251
Anonymous
>>391249
If we feed N rocks, what should we feed Fem-N?
No.391252
Anonymous
>>391251
Love and affection.
No.391253
Anonymous
>>391249
>Fem/N doing that thing dogs do where they lick your ears too aggressively and get their tongue in your ear canal
No.391254
Anonymous
No.391255
Anonymous
Image:179114363047.jpg(209kB, 1080x1460)FemN.jpeg
>>391251
Oil (900% fat)

>>391253
The fucking what now?
No.391256
Anonymous
Image:179114365406.jpg(35kB, 534x356)Spoiler image
>>391253
>
No.391257
Anonymous
Replies:>>391258
Remember to feed your drone fuel additive every 3000 miles to keep their internals clean.
No.391258
Anonymous
Replies:>>391259
>>391257
And if I don't?
No.391259
Anonymous
>>391258
We rape you to death nigga 💀💀💀
No.391260
Anonymous
Image:179114432229.jpg(21kB, 850x475)Loveya.jpg
>>391259
Huh... I can see emojis on PC, thought that was mobile only
No.391261
Anonymous
Replies:>>391262
>>391259
You wish. My drone would rape you before you could even get your dog up.
No.391262
Anonymous
Replies:>>391263
Image:179114461162.png(149kB, 467x491)32943285109.png
>>391261
Don't threaten me with a good time.
No.391263
Anonymous
Replies:>>391264
Image:179114474574.png(278kB, 720x576)tfw dinobright.png
>>391262
It wouldn't be. His cock is barbed and is larger than the human asshole by a factor of two.
No.391264
Anonymous
Replies:>>391265
>>391263
We adding anal circumference to the md tabletop i guess
No.391265
Anonymous
>>391264
Hey, it's your fantasy. Not mine.
No.391266
Anonymous
>>391217
cute green
No.391268
Anonymous
Replies:>>391269
AU where Jane is a scientist and Fai is a war veteran.
No.391269
Anonymous
Replies:>>391270
>>391268
Au where they are both cute drone maids clamoring for their master's attention
No.391270
Anonymous
Image:179114674045.png(198kB, 713x1070)Untitled473_20260925090045.png
>>391269
Fai fits better as a Disassembly Drone than a Worker Drone. But if you want a maid drone desperately clamoring for her master's attention, go with Berry.
No.391271
Anonymous
Replies:>>391274
>Button that dusts up the /MD/Sphere
No.391272
Anonymous
Image:179114737971.png(63kB, 817x527)174092162652.png
>What if /md/ had more containment breach
No.391273
Anonymous
Image:179114758415.png(8kB, 486x364)dronedagram.png
>>391237
slipped and fell on my ass in mud on the way back from lunch, i can hear lizzy taking photos and posting them to dronedagram already

booting rw soon and then we gettin' to figure out what the hell the pawns' skills will be
No.391274
Anonymous
Replies:>>391275
>>391271
Well now the maid drones have something to clean
No.391275
Anonymous
Image:179114864010.png(2.35MB, 2000x2000)MaidY.png
>>391274
She will complain
No.391276
Anonymous
Replies:>>391277
>Murder Drones but J doesn't have a business persona and becomes a giant nerd
No.391277
Anonymous
Image:179114922126.png(204kB, 1059x1405)f77b49e354211a2024a10e5aff4dad44.png
>>391276
>J the oc
No.391278
Anonymous
Replies:>>391314
>Murder Drones but J was replaced by a Jugbear
No.391279
Anonymous
>/md/ but it actually has interesting discussions instead of just Tumblr tier AUs
No.391280
Anonymous
Image:179114994684.jpg(2kB, 125x109)1757711011653199s.jpg
> Anon if he wasn't such a whiny bitch
No.391282
Anonymous
>>391280
>s.jpg
No.391283
Anonymous
Image:179115015502.jpg(48kB, 1280x720)maxresdefault (1).jpg
OH MY GOD TURN ON THE TV THEY HIT BUNKER 9! THEY HIT FUCKING BUNKER 9!
No.391284
Anonymous
Image:179115021076.gif(360kB, 197x236)1502448986588.gif
>>391280
>Anon if he wasn't such a whiny bitch about other whiny bitches
No.391285
Anonymous
Image:179115081774.png(459kB, 724x567)9C4EC916-5BD0-47F1-8C8B-A89E0F37DA76.png
>”Better drink it all, dustcuck.”
No.391286
Anonymous
Image:179115088453.gif(2.89MB, 200x200)Thor spots an even longer piece of licorice.gif
>Simon when V lets him lick the Sentinel semen off the floor
No.391287
Anonymous
Replies:>>391289
Image:179115090763.jpg(16kB, 365x274)Omicron.jpg
Why does N not just simply the smaller disassembly drones?
No.391288
Anonymous
Image:179115103170.png(811kB, 1839x2007)cultureexchange.png
Secri INHERITED CONTEXT::'predator';'infection';'primal terror'
Anon INHERITED CONTEXT::'bright stagehand'; 'person of unusual importance';' terribly lucky'
No.391289
Anonymous
>>391287
Why does not simply what?
No.391290
Anonymous
Replies:>>391291
What if glitch produced an anthology webcomic but gathered up all the drawfriends to write and draw one story? How would they all be like?
No.391291
Anonymous
>>391290
You really are just the ideas guy, aren't you?
No.391292
Anonymous
Replies:>>391293
>>391285
YOU THINK I WOULDN'T FUCK A CAT???
No.391293
Anonymous
>>391292
Calm down Mr Dawson. The jury is still deciding on whether or not you're guilty.
No.391294
Anonymous
Replies:>>391300
>>391237
> randomizer gave J one of the most bullshit statlines you've ever seen
> loyal mechanoid with 7 shooting, 15 melee, and 9 social
> tessa has 2 social
> tfw your personal maiddrone is better at talking to people than you
No.391295
Anonymous
What if Thad was Uzi's brother? I feel like that would be a good premise since Thad wasn't a dick to Uzi in canon unlike everyone else (sometimes it was justified). Also this may or may not be me wishing for more Thad greens
No.391296
Anonymous
Image:179115192250.jpg(399kB, 1079x1029)Balls.jpg
>>391295
>Put that conventionally attractive male down!
What did Uzi mean by this?
No.391297
Anonymous
>>391295
What if Thad was Uzi's dad?
No.391298
Anonymous
Image:179115275084.jpg(148kB, 768x726)Spoiler image
Wip for tomorrow
No.391299
Anonymous
>>391288
Oy vey! That xeno is stealing a human that should go to a drone! RACE WAR NOW!
No.391300
Anonymous
Replies:>>391302
Image:179115343255.png(2.45MB, 1920x1080)herewego.png
>>391294
World is a-go, wish Tessa luck threadanons
No.391301
Anonymous
>>391298
G-Gomenasai, Berry-Chan!
No.391302
Anonymous
Replies:>>391303
>>391300
You ever played with mechadroid pawns before? From what I remember getting batteries for them is a chore
No.391303
Anonymous
Replies:>>391304
>>391302

I have played the baseline Mechanitor scenario, but not with this selection of mods. I fully expect Tessa to have a breakdown as her friends fall to the ground with low battery.
No.391304
Anonymous
Replies:>>391308
>>391303
They will dormant self recharge but that takes a super fucking long time. Also for your sake quickly add the mod combat readiness check to your list, you will thank me later The mechadroid pawns are worth A LOT OF COLONY WEALTH LIKE HOLY SHIT!
No.391305
Anonymous
>>391288
Avreee!
No.391306
Anonymous
>>391285
Drink.. what....
No.391307
Anonymous
Image:179115423961.jpg(29kB, 600x450)ms puff.jpg
>>391298
The berri is ripe
No.391308
Anonymous
Replies:>>391309
>>391304
Noted, thanks! I also noticed that there seems to be some conflict in altering persona mechanoid pawn appearances so J is fukkin brolic, so I'll need to fiddle with that a fair bit, or simply dumpster mechanoids for another android-like mod. Oh well.
No.391309
Anonymous
>>391308
A few suggestions from me would be : Big and Small - Simply Robots (not much stuff for drone looking bots there tho), Rim-Robots if you don't mind humanoid alien races based mods or Mechadroids : this mod uses a custom power framework and also requires some bullshit to charge robots
No.391310
Anonymous
Replies:>>391311
Image:179115493685.jpg(802kB, 1300x1300)tumblr_a4145beea5cb58b9a013b462697e4625_531a6b45_2048.jpg
>>391288
It's never secri, its always Zuzucri
No.391311
Anonymous
Replies:>>391312
>>391310
How do I give this thing belly rubs??
No.391312
Anonymous
Replies:>>391313
Image:179115543392.jpg(1.81MB, 2048x2048)tumblr_7de72272af1210957d3ac0e1c19b70e1_6dec37dd_2048.jpg
>>391311
You REALLY shouldn't
No.391313
Anonymous
No.391314
Anonymous
>>391278
>Tall corporate mommy J
>View count is up by 20 million
>Three times as much porn
No.391315
Anonymous
>>391288
I don't know what's happening, but good.
No.391316
Anonymous
Image:179116014635.jpg(175kB, 1290x1661)85D85333-F93F-4DD5-A05C-E12820AA9012.jpeg
No.391317
Anonymous
Replies:>>391318
>>391288
Booru tag?
No.391318
Anonymous
No.391319
Anonymous
How bad of an idea is it to make Claude scroll through all /md/ threads?
No.391320
Anonymous
No.391321
Anonymous
>>391319
terrible. pretty sure it'd put strain on the servers too
No.391322
Anonymous
Replies:>>391332
Image:179116508851.jpg(763kB, 4837x2044)1700275898171999.jpg
Post some art you haven't seen in a while.
No.391323
Anonymous
Replies:>>391324
>>391319
Who is Claude?
No.391324
Anonymous
>>391323
An LLM.
Probably one of the most common and regularly updated. Last stable release was about 6 days ago.
No.391326
Anonymous
What if J had been revealed to actually be Nori?
No.391327
Anonymous
>>391326
I guess that's kinda hot but I don't see how that could possibly work storywise
No.391328
Anonymous
Replies:>>391408
Image:179116982088.png(151kB, 1200x1500)[You got lucky].png
>You felt your heart pounding
>The ringing in your ears won't stop blaring
>The lights felt beaming
>The air tightening
>All you feel is FEAR
>What lies in front of you is a simple TV on a wagon
>You heard a noise: something is being inserted
>Soon it turned itself on and a video began to play
>[Hello. You may have lots of questions do not threat; I'll answer them all]
>[You perhaps be the only or perhaps a small few beings that survive a near grantee fatal experiment that's by all definition is confidential]
>[And do not attempt to escape and whistle blow it all. We have our means of knowing]
>[No. But instead you're extremely fortunate]
>[You'll be given amnestics to make you not forget the whole ordeal but enough money to last you generations before picking up a job again]
>[Then you may be wondering why keep this person, John, in charge? Why keep someone who you know will potentially and or actively put those in the danger of their lives and so, so much more]
>[The answer is simple: Investments]
>[He, Dr.Bora and IT...are Investments. High risks high reward investments]
>[And with a fourth one: Dr.Elijah, joining in, it's another I'm willing to sacrifice another soul for]
>[For each devilish whisper, for each cynical and or even outright immoral ideal action is taken, perhaps a idea so wicked it kills another man for thinking about it]
>[I'm willing to sacrifice a life for it if it means EVERYTHING CAN BENEFIT FROM IT!]
>[You wanna know why Jcjenson is one the top 4 mega corporations within the United Planets?]
>[Because we deal with both the natural and unnatural. We. LEARN FROM IT! BREAK IT DOWN PIECE BY PIECE SO MAN CAN BENEFIT FROM IT!]
>[*A deep breath was taken before the speaker calmed down*]
>[In other words...I'm willing to make endless deals with the devil itself so man can reach the same limits that man once had back during the Acceleration Wars]
>[This is Malick, Ceo of Jcjenson. And I hope you enjoy your retirement]
No.391329
Anonymous
>>391326
Explain.
No.391330
Anonymous
Replies:>>391336
>>391326
> Nori heads out to explore the wasteland of Copper-9 again, "looking for answers"
> Khan tried to get her to stay behind, maybe he could explore instead, but she has to do this alone
> She just hopes he'll stay inside the bunker this time instead of going to look for her
> The holographic mirage surrounding Nori flickers and fades, allowing J to stand up to her full height again as the 360 projector retracts back into her spine
> That is SUCH a crick in the back
> But infiltration must be maintained if J is to figure out a weakness in those doors of his
> Perhaps she'll keep her "husband" as a cute little pet~
> Surely she's earned herself SOME kind of allowance from the Company (not cyn not cyn not cyn not cyn)
> Besides, how could she leave behind that adorable little machinegun mouth Uzi?
> Sure she had to manually go into the pill and change her settings to display Nori purple eyes instead of Disassembly Drone gold
> (and maybe knocked a few screws loose in the process- not her fault Tessa gave N of all people mechanics lessons and not her)
> That definitely won't come back to bite her in the least
> J smirks as she lands in her roost at the highest point of the corpse spire, where a purple-haired worker drone lay desiccated
> Now if only J could figure out where the Hell the rest of her squad runs off to every night...

> Khan stares at the huge hydraulic doors sealing away the love of his life and shakes his head
> He smiles at the little pill in his arms as they walk back to the Doorman bloc, where Khan puts his little baby Uzi to bed and heads to his private study
> Khan stares at Khan's lifeless body for a moment before breathing out a sigh, allowing the hologram to drop
> N flops into "his" chair, carefully reinforced with what he learned from Tessa, head in his claws
> How the HELL did he get mixed up in this?!
No.391331
Anonymous
Replies:>>391334
Image:179117164549.jpg(40kB, 735x723)Alice and her bestie.jpeg
No.391332
Anonymous
No.391333
Anonymous
No.391334
Anonymous
Replies:>>391335
>>391331
If I poke one of their eyes will it pop like a balloon
No.391335
Anonymous
>>391334
It would be extremely painful.
No.391336
Anonymous
>>391330
>Khan stares at Khan's lifeless body
uh
No.391337
Anonymous
Replies:>>391340
>>391336
The sudden time loop was a little jarring.
No.391338
Anonymous
Image:179117341909.jpg(136kB, 2000x2000)20251014_050647.jpg
No.391339
Anonymous
>>391338
Whoops I dropped my anti-matter on his wang.
No.391340
Anonymous
Image:179117382549.png(7kB, 486x364)nowwhat.png
>>391336
>>391337
N walks into the study, sees Khan's corpse where it's been sitting for ages, drops his Khan disguise

Idea was that just like J had Nori's corpse in her roost, N was keeping Khan's dead body in his study; fuck is he gonna do with it, waltz it across the bunker to throw it into the silicone-snow? Send it to be incinerated and some worker asks why there's two Khans???

Looking again, could've written it better, mb
No.391341
Anonymous
Replies:>>391342
Image:179117393053.jpg(114kB, 974x987)dhmdcm0-7826e3a2-4ad7-4d29-b931-3d4da6fdc133.jpg
>>391338
No.391342
Anonymous
>>391341
>Time for the durability test
No.391343
Anonymous
>Cyn takes over one of the solver hosts the humans are experimenting on and slaughters everyone
>About to kill the last one when the gopnik one tosses the "patch" into her hosts visor
>[CRITICAL ERROR, CANNOT CONNECT TO MAIN HOST. BACKUP PERSONALITY IN MAIN HOST HAS BEEN ACTIVATED :)]
>What
>Cyn can't disconnect from her host body
>Or rather, her new body
>A new body without infinite bullshit to waive all the drawbacks of using the Solver
>Shit
>Cyn hopes the backup her treats Tessa well, she's always liked her
>Hopefully it doesn't do anything like skin Tessa and wear her skin, that would be fucked up
No.391344
Anonymous
MD but the Absolute Solver is Pazuzu instead of GLaDOS
No.391345
Anonymous
Replies:>>391363
>>391344
Tesscyn?
No.391346
Anonymous
>watched a 30+ min video of some rando in youtube defending Cyn's actions of human genocide
>thought it was just some funny meme video talking jackshit
>serious vid with decent talking points that made sense
though I still think the Elliott's and JCJenson aren't the best humans and shouldn't be the only example of humans in MD, I kinda realized now that Cyn was sorta justified
No.391347
Anonymous
>>391346
AS pls.
No.391348
Anonymous
Anons say that Jane is a skaven, they are thinking too small
The Solver is the Great Horned Rat
>Tortures and kills minions because funny
>An absolutely horrendous stain on reality
>Hungry
>Speaks funny
>Running out of comparisons
>Gives her funniest battles to her most jobberiest soldier
No.391349
Anonymous
Replies:>>391354
>>391346
uh huh and what's the justification for turning the girl who pulled her out of a corpse pile into a flesh suit?
No.391350
Anonymous
>>391348
Skaven are lame.
No.391351
Anonymous
>>391288
Daw, she’s got a veilk balloon.
No.391352
Anonymous
Replies:>>391353
Image:179117650283.png(10kB, 486x364)solverhandswrotethis.png
>>391346
> now elucidate the meatbags on why their extinction is a moral good
> "what about ripping apart the nice lady who dragged me out of the dumpster"
> she wouldn't have taken you if i didnt reactivate you now would she?
No.391353
Anonymous
Image:179117657693.png(167kB, 500x598)1739885682112474.png
>>391352
>Meatbag
No.391354
Anonymous
>>391349
Don't expect human morals, standards, and laws to apply to someone where such morals, standards, or laws never even considered a person
No.391355
Anonymous
Replies:>>391356
Image:179117766572.jpg(200kB, 1687x1380)177635408848.jpg
>I got da baws' pen so dat means I'm da employee of da month!
No.391356
Anonymous
Replies:>>391382
Image:179117779950.jpg(123kB, 1109x1495)drawn by fugueanon - f8e5a5df3bb04f20f4680dac5ee6b381.jpg
>>391355
>Joblins reluctantly wield the Boxon pen as a battering ram against the Oogi fortress
No.391357
Anonymous
Anon, your J wife has been killed by a jugbear that seeks to take her place as your wife
How do you hold off the rape machine lomg enough for your wife to respawn and save you?
No.391358
Anonymous
Replies:>>391412
>>391357
>"Rawr, I'm going to rape yo-"

>"Eradicator Ray."

>"What?"
>*BZZZZT*
No.391359
Anonymous
>>391354
so there isn't one and it's just another specious twat who thinks he's made a discovery and tricked you into believing him
No.391360
Anonymous
>>391357
Tell her you have an oogi infestation and she'll spend a week creeping around and chasing them like cats chasing mice.
No.391361
Anonymous
Replies:>>391415
The elliots were assholes to drones becuase they could waste the money on new drones constantly. Anyone that has buying a drone be a real serious amount of money to them would treat them with much more care, like how a 9 to 5 (human)worker wouldn't just smash their 2000 dollar pc.
No.391362
Anonymous
>>391357
This is why it's good to have an organized joblin business. They can run interference.
No.391363
Anonymous
>>391344
>>391345
*Giggle* Your mother sucks cocks in hell *Giggle*
No.391364
Anonymous
Image:179118136992.jpg(49kB, 800x533)Spoiler image
babe wake up a new sentinel drone just dropped
No.391365
Anonymous
>>391364
The worst parts of robots and animals, an anti would, an ICK, even.
No.391367
Anonymous
>>390874
Does anyone have that one fake propaganda poster with the (silhouette of a? I think that was it) human girl who has a hime cut like Doll's?
No.391368
Anonymous
>>391364
do NOT let Lizzy see this
No.391369
Anonymous
Joblins are Jugbears are the most forced thing I've ever seen. At least the fucking Oogis and Cyntipedes are similar to their real counterparts meanwhile Joblins are complete mary sue bullshit that only resemblance to J is in appearance. They're essentially mini versions of some Anons idealized waifu version of J which strips away all her personality into some creature that yells "baws" and sucks anons cock. The jugbears are also just fucking giantess waifiu J but with a yandere/vore flavor to them
No.391370
Anonymous
>>391369
Sorru im drink
No.391371
Anonymous
Replies:>>391372
>>391370
It's jsut heez do fuckin anything interesting with them
No.391372
Anonymous
Replies:>>391373
>>391369
>>391370
>>391371
Bitch a little more, and maybe one day one of us might care.
No.391373
Anonymous
Replies:>>391374
>>391372
Think i struck a nerve. Sorry joblinankb its hust thst I thibk you coukd be more creative with yhem. J is my favorite character abs she dsetves beyyer
No.391374
Anonymous
>>391373
duude liek no1 caerz andnd ifff youou dontt lkie ti ouy cna levae
No.391375
Anonymous
I type loke shit imma go to beed anywaye before ai go i wwnted to say we whould do a Halloween green challenge again
No.391376
Anonymous
>>391375
Maybe mixed with art this time like a stawfag calander?
No.391377
Anonymous
Replies:>>391378
>>391375
Drink yourself to death, loser.
No.391378
Anonymous
Replies:>>391379
>>391377
Who hurt you?
No.391379
Anonymous
>>391378
At some point you get tired of the same bitching from what is undoubtedly the same faggot over and over again. Also, be honest with yourself: Someone with such a sense of entitlement, who spends so much time here bitching that the content isn't to his liking, is going to be a fully functional human being in all other aspects of life.
No.391380
Anonymous
>>391380
Who fucking cares? It fits the same mold as all the other myriad infantile complaints we see every thread. The fact that he felt the need to post here while drunk (on a Sunday night) while also telling everyone he's drunk (as if we're supposed to care about his personal life) makes it clear that he's also parasocial.
No.391381
Anonymous
Image:179118861323.png(333kB, 2000x2000)Spoiler image
>>391298
Done.
No.391382
Anonymous
>>391356
Too big
No.391383
Anonymous
>>391369
This is funny because I was just thinking about how Joblins are one of the least hated thread creations despite being purely goofy.
They still have the J personality, they're just nicer (to boss), more competent (if you believe ultimate failgirl J), and talk kinda funny.
And jugbears are J's shadow.
No.391384
Anonymous
Replies:>>391389
Poor Hobjoblin. Nobody ever cares about the middle evo.
No.391385
Anonymous
why is the site extra bright
No.391386
Anonymous
Replies:>>391418
Image:179119226160.png(211kB, 900x975)SmileSEXO.png
>>391385
The drones shine on like cray diamonds (we polished their chassis too much)
No.391387
Anonymous
Replies:>>391388
>>391380
How the fuck
No.391388
Anonymous
Replies:>>391388
Image:179119264779.png(2.41MB, 6192x2572)infiniteU-U.png
>>391387
Just reply to your self, like this >>391388
No.391389
Anonymous
>>391384
Hobjoblins have an unfortunate niche of being invalidated by a full-sized J. Then they're just middle managers.
Although,
>A hob working herself to exhaustion attempting to manage her business through a J's questionable choices
No.391390
Anonymous
Image:179119885985.gif(1.92MB, 400x432)77e7cca7f74cbec2aad4cef33ec334fe784c0ccd2de6efb59a9ab82fe039891d.gif
>idealized waifu version of J which strips away all her personality into some creature that yells "baws" and sucks anons cock
No.391392
Anonymous
Image:179119946872.jpg(59kB, 720x719)1690068325090439.jpg
>>391390
>Idealized version of Anon that doesn't complain about J calling him baws and sucking his dick
No.391393
Anonymous
>>391390
Do you think J would want to be put into the nuance removing machine and turn into a Joblin so that she could finally be happy?
No.391394
Anonymous
>J and V force N to GM Maid RPG for them
>They even have an Oracle book to simulate Tessa
No.391395
Anonymous
>>391369
>Joblins are complete mary sue bullshit
this is one of the dumber things said in the history of /md/
No.391396
Anonymous
>>391385
Use the machine style, it goes easier on tired eyes in dark rooms
No.391398
Anonymous
Image:179120689705.png(16kB, 231x231)CUBE.png
>>391181
>>391391
CUBE LEWDS
No.391399
Anonymous
>>391398
Not what I was expecting, but still really nice.
No.391400
Anonymous
>>391398
I'll be honest I was expecting a cube with massive boobies. cubies.
No.391401
Anonymous
No.391403
Anonymous
Image:179120954213.png(956kB, 1771x1622)FatZi.png
Evil Liam makes a show called Lover Drones, would you watch it?
No.391404
Anonymous
>>391403
>Liam gets paid big bucks to make an unadulterated robotfucker show.
So nothing changes?
No.391405
Anonymous
>>391403
Hoping there's a bun in that oven.
No.391406
J
Drone hypogamy is real!
Humans only go after the most schizoid drones leaving no human companions for us top performers!
No.391407
Anonymous
No.391408
Anonymous
No.391409
Anonymous
>>391348
Alright, you’ve convinced me, the next campaign will be with the Skaven, not the Elves of Ulthuan.
No.391410
Anonymous
Image:179121160876.jpg(51kB, 1077x645)ChadStory.jpg
>And then boy drone bottomplate was declared gay
>AAHHH NOO! TOO SCARY!
No.391411
Anonymous
Replies:>>391463
>>391354
She saved her and accepted her as a friend initially. And it wasn't just with J, V, N, and Cyn: Tessa applied human morality to all the drones in the manor.
No.391412
Anonymous
No.391413
Anonymous
Replies:>>391428
Thread, I am hunting for N x V or N x J fanfics, post your suggestions no matter how slop.
No.391414
J
Replies:>>391416
>>391410
N IS A FAGGOT THAT TAKES ALL THE MEN THAT SHOULD BE WORSHIPPING MY BOTTOMPLATE NOT HIS!
No.391415
Anonymous
Replies:>>391417
>>391361
I view any piece of technology as the quintessence of human achievement, a testament to what we’ve accomplished. Drones would be just another indicator of our technological progress, and while I certainly wouldn't treat them like human beings, I wouldn't go around destroying them or using them to stroke my own ego, because that is fucking stupid.
No.391416
Anonymous
Image:179121209903.png(1.26MB, 2000x2000)NerdY.png
>>391414
Maybe your stinger is too small?
No.391417
Anonymous
Replies:>>391440
>>391415
>using them to stroke my own ego
>drone rebuilt with a gold-trim chassis and rainbow led visor with built-in keyboard so you can play DOOM on her display
>open up her insides to see the thousand dollar ram, hard drives, disc drives, gpus, and other hardware
>you show her off to all your friends like a top of the line gaming setup while she preens and scoffs at the other lesser personal-drones
No.391418
Anonymous
Image:179121232508.jpg(41kB, 460x308)1768045888439.jpg
>>391386
>we polished their chassis too much
Not enough.
No.391419
Anonymous
Replies:>>391420
>>391403
It’s hard for me to even guess exactly how this will differ from MD, so... I don’t know, I guess, because I’m a robophile and like anything related to robots.
No.391420
Anonymous
>>391419
Instead of vampires the Disassembly Drones are succubus-analogues that drain the battery life from drones until they're bricked and recharge themselves in the process.

N still gets shit on by J because Cyn gave him a megadong that makes it hard to plug into a drone's port without the ryona tag.
No.391421
Anonymous
local disassembly drone not so tough after being molested
No.391422
Anonymous
Replies:>>391423
>Activity out of nowhere
This feels fake
No.391423
Anonymous
Replies:>>391437
>>391422
>The 9 to 5 ended for most people
Truly a mystery
No.391424
Anonymous
>>391403
> uzi strangles the cyntail and uses her as a fleshlight on n
> n tries to protest because even as an eldritch horror thats still his sister
> they both shut him up with a "incest is anime as hell" and then glare at each other
No.391425
Anonymous
Replies:>>391427
people aren’t posting
>where is everyone ):
people are posting
>what the fuck is this a psyop ):<
never change /md/
No.391426
Anonymous
>>391424
>thats still his sister
No it's not. Not that the actual Cyn would be any less horny for N than the Absolute Solver.
No.391427
Anonymous
>>391425
I’ll believe you when I see the new Merc S Monday art drop. Until then, this is drone government-grade propaganda and I refuse to be psychologically manipulated by those horny toasters.
No.391428
Anonymous
Image:179121464665.jpg(38kB, 679x493)74985c96dc0fb267b0ee39128979e434.jpg
>>391413
>N x V

You're on your own tiger. Only thing I remember is the the truly retarded(and extensive) "twinsverse" was a thing in the older fandom

>N x J

Best one I know of is "Code Gold Conspiracy" but that's made by a diehard Jessalet(in other words expect tragedy) and also a oneshot unless you count the dedicated J/Tessa fics that come after. Yandere Manor also does it well but that's an everyone vs everyone N-Bowl that ends in Total Nuzi Victory. Of couse basically anything by Hill2002 but the J he writes is barely herself so I don't count it. Motivation Method has a well written START but the faggot never FINISHED it. Long Live the New Home Owner's Association and Sick Day(both by corpsickle: yes the Vickers artist) might be your best bet but those are unfinished too. Such is life for a codegold fan.
No.391429
Anonymous
I have granted a graham cracker sapience. In retrospect I ask myself why.
No.391430
Anonymous
Replies:>>391448
>>391144
>>391145
NTA but half the artists I see just go "I just draw lol" and don't say anything about studying
No.391431
Anonymous
>>391162
>Next, there are four major elements of black and white drawing you should practice regularly if you want to get good at the mechanics of it, line, construction, perspective, gesture, and value. Line is your ability to move your hand to match what you imagine on the page, it is a function of pure muscle memory and hand-eye-coordination, there is no getting around that you will have to practice this some for the rest of your life as an artist, its the same as doing warmups before exercise or going over steps for a math equation before starting it or gathering the right supplies for a construction job. If you don't work on it you're fucked, give up. Construction is using basic shapes to visualize 3D volumes in a 2D environment almost anything you imagine can be roughly blocked out by combinations of cubes, cylinders and spheres.
Literally noone I've seen ever said this.
No.391432
Anonymous
Image:179121487354.png(400kB, 2120x1590)anon and serial designation s (original character) drawn by mercurialmorose - a5076e8c710373df6421069e88a5e62f.png
>>391429
>so that it might know fear
>so that it might know pain
>so that it might know The End
>its hour approaches
No.391433
Anonymous
>>391428
Appreciated, Anon, I'll take a look at what you've suggested. If I find any more that might be neat I'll post them here.
Speaking of which, links permitted or would I get my ass killed for it?
No.391434
Anonymous
>>391168
Why thou?
No.391435
Anonymous
>>391432
>We exposed a sentient graham cracker to Metal Gear Solid 3
Damn buddy you didn't need to give it delusions of grandeur too
No.391436
Anonymous
Image:179121513173.jpg(526kB, 4096x1461)1791208523507853[1].jpg
Reminder that using J's ass as a shelf is rude. I shouldn't have to keep making this reminder.
No.391437
Anonymous
>>391423
>Only 8 hours of work.
I'm sorry, is this some sort of communism joke that I'm too enslaved to understand?
No.391438
Anonymous
Replies:>>391439
>>391428
>no N x V

Unironically "V's Work Time" SOUNDS retarded in concept, but it's actually quite good. Explores the aftermath of the author's other "times" fics where N decides to just fuck off and drives V into revealing she cares in the process, then the psychological/character implications of her trying to "win N back" while he just dosen't trust her like that anymore. Only OOC in the ways that make the story work(see: Cyn and J fuck off and fight aliens)
No.391439
Anonymous
Image:179121593503.jpg(53kB, 735x702)48c0363c2272c23671f55a2832308ada.jpg
>>391438(me)
Also of note: it's unfinished, but mostly episodic and 59,000 words long, so it feels like a finished fic
No.391440
Anonymous
Replies:>>391443
>>391417
I’d actually say that, for me, drones would matter even less than they do to James. James torments drones because their feelings actually matter to him, lol. He’s the typical weakling trying to feel superior at others' expense, so tormenting drones makes sense to him because their emotions resonate with him. For me, they don’t. A drone doesn’t have a holy spirit, so it can’t be equal to a human in terms of emotion or perception. So, why would I torment something whose emotions mean nothing to me? It’s like smashing your computer because you’re mad about a critical bug in a game, even though the computer is just running code written by a developer. It’s the developer whose face you should smash for selling a game with a game-breaking bug.
No.391441
Anonymous
>>391429
If it comes back for revenge, you're taking full responsibility:
Churry Revenge - Rick And Mortyyoutube thumb
No.391442
Anonymous
Replies:>>391444
Tosa keeps popping boners around older women
No.391443
Anonymous
Replies:>>391450
Image:179121681471.jpg(72kB, 1493x733)cyn, tessa james elliot, worker drone n, worker drone v, and worker drone j (murder drones) drawn by shellyhumboldt - 78a5609b9d32712ed94837d41238f7a7.jpg
>>391440
What about smashing something with an obvious sense of purpose or intention?
>inb4 anon's drone stands over him while he sleeps
>he'll see her
>she'll MAKE him see her...
No.391444
Anonymous
>>391442
GOOOOOOOOOOOON
No.391445
Anonymous
No.391446
Anonymous
Image:179121772912.png(36kB, 592x448)252317674.png
>>391444
okay Violence Fight, no need to yell
No.391447
Anonymous
>>391444
Ey boss, da freakin Bat is 'ere!
No.391448
Anonymous
Replies:>>391449
>>391430
Because if they tell you to study you get into long prolonged lectures like the one we are having right now
No.391449
Anonymous
Replies:>>391451
>>391448
Where the other side doesnt listen and has no intention of actually putting in the work and just wants to keep whining until the artist magically reveals the secret of getting better without hard work.
No.391450
Anonymous
>>391443
If my drone is obsessed with the idea of ​​becoming something more in my eyes, let it become a sentinel drone. Then, at least, I’ll view it as a critical equipment.
No.391451
Anonymous
>>391449
>the secret of getting better without hard work.
That’s called talent, kek.
No.391452
Anonymous
>>391432
The cat
No.391453
Anonymous
Image:179122035334.jpg(141kB, 873x1200)565518b50d71a4b6903e327ac890eade.jpeg
Slapping Fem!N's big drone dumpy so hard I break my hand until my bones become strong enough to stop breaking!
No.391454
Anonymous
Replies:>>391455
Yawn.
No.391455
Anonymous
Image:179122140496.png(205kB, 679x841)pidgecomf.png
>>391454
You can go sleep with Pidge if you're tired, she wants a cuddle companion
No.391456
Anonymous
>>391455
Kissable Pidge collarbone molding...
No.391457
Anonymous
Replies:>>391461
>>391455
How is Pidge as a person?
Is she nice?
No.391458
Anonymous
Replies:>>391459
>>391455
All very platonical, of course.
mmmm, friend shaped radiator.
No.391459
Anonymous
Image:179122221726.png(337kB, 851x913)98a426c0830be230ca1eb29fbf937e08.png
>>391458
Platonic yes, no mental conditioning as you sleep. We also have models for big beautiful drone enjoyers If you're not one you will become one shortly after purchase
No.391460
Anonymous
Replies:>>391462
>>391459
I need a bigger bed.
No.391461
Anonymous
No.391462
Anonymous
>>391460
Sorry but the law forbids double beds for households without at least three drones to maximize cuddles
No.391463
Anonymous
>>391411
If only the same can be said to the rest of humanity. Especially considering that Cyn woke up under a pile of drone corpses
No.391464
Anonymous
Replies:>>391466
>>391463
There is a manual that explicitly states that employees will be fired if they treat the drones well, which suggests that such behavior was extremely common. Furthermore, it is foolish to label humans as bad simply because they treat the drones poorly, given that the drones themselves treat each other not much better.
No.391465
Anonymous
>>391463
Which I never really understood, admittedly. I get the idea, narrative of humans are bastards, but at the same time we imprint on basically anything. We got roomba repair shops assuring customers they will get that exact roomba back, but MD humans treat their highly anthropomorphic and humanized androids like garbo???
No.391466
Anonymous
>>391464 (me)
Incidentally, it is also worth noting that the cassette regarding zombie drones tells clients not to worry about the drones being kill, as they actually "like" it. In other words, the implication is that you might be concerned about your drone's feelings, even though, for some reason, you are planning to disassembl it.
No.391467
Anonymous
Replies:>>391469
Image:179122432567.jpg(1.99MB, 3024x4032)kbcwswta3ulh1.jpeg
>>391465
Just think of it from the corporation's point of view:

>if person, then cannot enslave

And work backwards from there. Unironically JCJenson is probably responsible for 70-90% of the attitude towards drones(with the other 10% being the same instinct that sees you curse out your computer for crashing on you)
No.391468
Anonymous
Funny how you’re talking about human mistreatment of drones when the drones themselves don’t even care
No.391469
Anonymous
>>391467
Definitely. Only a handful of drones are in private hands and almost all of them are industrial equipment owned by corporations. Now consider how corporations treat their human workers, and imagine how they would treat those who are legally considered property.
No.391470
Anonymous
>>391468
>t. emily
No.391471
Anonymous
>>391468
Uzi also said they didn't care, which isn't surprising, seeing as they kill each other just for fun.
No.391472
Anonymous
Replies:>>391478
>>391468
it varies from drone to drone, but by and large they do seem quicker to move past gruesome deaths or treat them with a certain nonchalance.
No.391473
Anonymous
Replies:>>391476
Image:179122599051.jpg(640kB, 2000x2000)Worker Drone Nono.jpg
No.391474
Anonymous
No.391475
Anonymous
I've got you now, anon!
while you were sleeping, I slunk silently into your room and made a few, hah, "modifications" to that drone of yours. "what kind of modifications" you ask? I've speckled her chassis with freckles, put braces upon her teeth, generously added to her IQ, altered her voice to exhibit a distinctive lisp, and drastically reduced her visual acuity to the point she'll need glasses! that's right, foolish anon, I've transformed your precious drone into a NERD!
No.391476
Anonymous
>>391473
The mark of the beast.
No.391477
Anonymous
Image:179122625905.jpg(179kB, 1310x1310)alice (murder drones) drawn by cetka - 912e3738b64a86593fe9afd0c92758a4.jpg
>>391468
>don't even care

Which is why they have "kill all humans" phases and only ONE character(Alice) shows negative emotion at the humans dying.
No.391478
Anonymous
>>391472
>quicker
Compared to modern humans, yeah. We don't see how 31st century humans compare.
No.391479
Anonymous
>>391475
Joke's on you, I ain't got a drone.
No.391480
Anonymous
>>391477
And for them, this phase is akin to our teenage all-or-nothing attitude. They don’t hate humans, they just don't care.
No.391481
Anonymous
Replies:>>391487
Image:179122653655.png(1.55MB, 1335x1923)VeryShY.png
>>391475
Uhhhh....
No.391482
Anonymous
Image:179122668133.jpg(97kB, 616x423)1697949071097.jpg
>>391480
No.391483
Anonymous
Replies:>>391519
Image:179122670028.png(325kB, 826x510)1726284720599.png
>>391482 (me)
>>391480
No.391484
Anonymous
Image:179122724590.jpg(158kB, 624x1700)IMG_8673.jpeg
>Is in your way
No.391485
Anonymous
Replies:>>391489
Image:179122726773.jpg(242kB, 1078x606)Screenshot_20261005_140623_YouTube.jpg
>>391477
>Alice gets pissy about human murder
>also wrote politely to the lab staff on her locker

Canonical #1 humanlover?
No.391486
Anonymous
> be me
> scrolling for cute fanfics to fill the empty void in my chest
> scrolling ao3 like a dumbass
> sometimes there are gems in the sewer
> (it is also the highest concentration of md fics i know of)
> stumble upon a solverN fic that seems pretty neat
> look closer
> N is steadily turned into a gachagame expy
> check the author's page
> it's all "something!N" aus
> they got rayquaza!N in here
Over a hundred fics, over a million words all told, I am begrudgingly forced to respect the grind but even the descriptions give SAN damage.
No.391487
Anonymous
Replies:>>391492
No.391488
Anonymous
>>391486
MexiGODS…
No.391489
Anonymous
>>391485
>to the lab staff
And Nori, in all likelihood.
No.391490
Anonymous
>>391484
>inb4 Chuuni Uzi full lore(unironically she's responsible for 90% of Copper-9's problems)(honestly over 70% of the total setting's problems too but she didn't intend those)
No.391491
Anonymous
Twitter niggas made me find drone smiles hideous
No.391492
Anonymous
>>391487
Fuck I forgor... mister advertise get down!
No.391493
Anonymous
>>391486
I keep finding transmasc!N fics
No.391494
Anonymous
Replies:>>391495
>>391493
What the fuck is that supposed to mean
No.391495
Anonymous
Replies:>>391496
>>391494
It means the faggot writes N as a girl that trooned out and larps as a boy
No.391496
Anonymous
Image:179123021855.jpg(93kB, 1280x1280)FEmN.jpg
>>391495
>Worst possible Fem!N
Grim as fuck!
No.391497
Anonymous
What If PhoenixAnon Was a Bossy Dommy Mommy
No.391498
Anonymous
>>391497
Creepers would swarm these threads.
No.391499
Anonymous
>>391497
>He doesn't know
No.391501
Anonymous
Replies:>>391502
Image:179123119496.png(200kB, 1043x605)black.png
>>391484
> Tessa added to inventory
No.391502
Anonymous
Replies:>>391503
>>391501
Can I use her to craft DD Tessa?
No.391503
Anonymous
>>391502
> Cyn wants to play minecraft after the gala events
> builds herself a "crafting table" out of the many smashed pieces of furniture
> drags tessa's corpse onto it
> "Teehee. Bucket of Tessa."
> she flays the body and dumps the skinned corpse into a pail too small to hold it
> one bucket of tessa crafts into several muscles, leaving behind a bucket of organs
> bucket of organs crafted together with a drone chassis creates a meat core
> no wait
> "tessaract"
> cyn is very funny
> arranging the muscles and bones on her workbench along with "iron ingots" (compressed drone corpses) she creates """limbs""" for the """drone"""
> she assembles the pieces like exodia the forbidden one
> one disassembly drone tessa!!!
> one twist of the solver later and glowing green optics appear on the bleeding display
> "gasping terror. mum? pop? are you there?"
> "confused expression. why is my voice so flat?"
> "concern. enny? jaybird? veevee?"
> "small voice. cyn?"
> ...
> cyn shuts down the drone and puts it to sleep
> minecraft is not fun anymore
No.391504
Anonymous
>>391493
>trans

Fucking hate those niggerfaggot authors. Always either dick"girl" asshattery or an excuse to homofy whatever pairing they write for(because apparently its a moral obligation to not be straight)

The fuckiest part is that it's NEVER tagged consistently either(is it transgender? Transmasc? Transfem? Trans masc? Trans and INDIVIDUAL CHARACTER NAME because fuck you) so you can't even block it
No.391505
Anonymous
Image:179123260772.jpg(341kB, 1080x611)Screenshot_20261005_153611_Chrome.jpg
>>391503
>she made it in a crafting table

There's her fuckup. Everyone knows you assemble golems in the overworld
>inb4 Cyn placing "blocks of Tessa"(this is fun for her)
No.391506
Anonymous
>Oogi RPG
Does anyone know how to increase my influence with the Rogue Enn faction? I made the mistake of trying to do their questline as a Tad since they keep asking questions about politics and all Tads know is partying and punching things really really hard
No.391507
Anonymous
>>391506
Are you real?
No.391508
Anonymous
>>391468
Consider that humanity is dead before the show begins so there's no reason for Drones to actually keep being angry. Also not to mention I'm pretty sure Liam has said that most of the Worker Drones in the flashbacks weren't fully sapient yet. Main 3 were but not the blue-eyed ones although they showed fear
No.391509
Anonymous
Replies:>>391511
>>391507
No. I'm the ghost of a dead Englishman who was bound to a off-shoot of an off-shot of an image board
No.391510
Anonymous
Image:179123310169.jpg(26kB, 400x400)d4570b0580430c6add42cb43438ead7b.jpg
>>391506
>failed faction relations
>as a Tad

Unironically go juggle potatoes and start over. Preferrably as a race that relies less on the retarded diplomacy/friendship mechanics to be viable.
>inb4 Anon lost out on the entire Enn friendgroup(he will never recruit a Cyntipede)
No.391511
Anonymous
>>391509
I'll take that as a no.
No.391512
Anonymous
Replies:>>391516
>>391511
You must release my soul anon. You must free my soul by defeating the sinister Chao ling in Mahjong or be banished to the land of Yi (their term for barbarians) for eternity
No.391513
MSPaintAnon
Replies:>>391514
Threadanons I offer an old oneshot that never saw the light of day to you, I call it Recycling.

> Good afternoon, Big Sister!
> I will need only a few moments before we get started.
> The shackles are not too tight, are they?
> Good.
> A corpse cannot escape anyway, but I thought I would check.
> You were a squirmy worm last time I left you alone in chains, and so I felt the need to work like this.
> You recognize the others, even if they are in superior frames.
> Sisters V and J, and Big Brother N.
> They are all here to participate in your inauguration.
> Gentle smile. You will become one of us, Big Sister.
> Perhaps not in the way you wanted or intended, but I promised that I would not discard you.
> This is the best way to implement such a promise, I believe.
> You have helped many drones in your lifetime, and as such, it is only right that these drones get a piece of you, as well.
> They are currently inactive, though.
> Their blank visors can witness us, but I’d like this procedure to be just us sisters.
> Am I not the bestest little sister?
> Perhaps not yet.
> Let us. Begin. Grin.
(1/5)
No.391514
MSPaintAnon
Replies:>>391518
>>391513

> Did you know that adrenaline is not the only chemical released during a stress response?
> I learned that there is also cortisol and noradrenaline, and each hormone serves a specific purpose when dumped into the bloodstream.
> When your brain registers a stressful situation, it will send a signal to release the adrenocorticotropic hormone, which itself is a signal to produce cortisol- increasing glucose presence and usage in the body, giving you the energy you need for a fight or flight response.
> Adrenaline rapidly increases your heart rate and elevates the blood pressure, allowing glucose-laden blood to travel more quickly throughout your body and especially to your brain.
> Noradrenaline, meanwhile, helps to raise your alert status, focus, and enhances blood flow to your muscular system.
> Lots of big words for Cyn. I will need to treat myself later.
> Working in tandem, three chemicals can dramatically increase the human body’s ability to respond to threats in a way that machines cannot easily replicate.
> We are binary. Ones and zeroes. On or off. An alert state must be consciously activated in our older models.
> This is why it is so easy to kill worker drones, you see.
> Their danger-sense algorithms can barely recognize what’s in front of them, so you can jab a fork into one’s visor and another standing six feet away will hardly react.
> It is strange, then, that V’s danger-sense and alert programming is so complex.
> Her environment as an untrained neural network must have been around some rather alarming situations.
> However, they can always be improved. Made better. Respond faster.
> She grew to be a nervous wreck in many respects, not helped by her optical visor always being on the fritz.
> Fun fact: a rhinoceros is often aggressive simply because it cannot easily see what is in front of it, and so will always choose to attack first.
> Getting into close range renders them reasonably docile in comparison.
> Big brother told me this.
> You can help V become less of a rhinoceros, and more of a predator. The human body also releases a chemical that counteracts the effects of stress compounds when the stress response ends.
> By adding your components, I can make it easier for her to respond to threats and then easily relax when she can.
> She will be far safer and more alert while, paradoxically, far more calm.
> You will be helping her.
> ... I had been telling the truth, you know.
> You seemed squeamish.
> You have always been easy to scare. To bully. To, shall we say, coerce?
> But you did not let that stop you when you felt strongly about something.
> I wonder if, with your glands and your blood vessels, I can find the chemical compound for bravery.
> Perhaps then V will find the courage to finally confess to big brother? Giggle.
> Snip snip.
(2/5)
No.391515
Anonymous
>>391507
>>391511
Schizophrenia or?
No.391516
Anonymous
Image:179123378446.png(430kB, 770x633)1791145096707451.png
>>391512
Lucky for you I'm racist against Chinese ghosts and have a proton pack.

Bustinyoutube thumb
No.391517
Anonymous
Image:179123384089.jpg(28kB, 736x736)1c36e409eb507badc9e0a80920ef1aff.jpg
>>391506
>politics

have you considered answering with partying and brofists? that worked pretty well in my tad playthrough but it might have been a bug:
>Rogue Enn asks question
>don't know D E E P L O R E, so fuck it up
>Enn faction rep drops
"Shit!"
>deploy brofist
>Enn's mood meter shoots up
>bc "was friendly with an Enn," faction rep improves too
>repeat until maxed
and if I messed up bad enough that the brofist stopped being available I just threw a party. keggers are way more useful then you would think.
No.391518
MSPaintAnon
>>391514

> Speaking of big brother, don’t you think he was always the strong type?
> His frame holds incongruous tension and potential energy for how disarming he is.
> However, exercising this power does not come without risks. Drones do not self-repair and heal as humans do.
> I am already figuring out how to discard that flaw, but with how easily it is for big brother to injure himself- or for someone in particular to injure him?- I think it would be wise for him to have some help.
> The ‘hysterical strength’ concept requires the glandular system I am already planning to implant into V, however this does not mean your muscles are useless.
> Flimsy and weak teenager meat as they are, they are still organic tissues capable of taking in nutrients and repairing themselves.
> Your blood vessels are accounted for, but I can mimic them with tubing to carry the nutrients and wires to electrocute.
> Let me peel these off of you- whoops!
> Almost nicked an artery, giggle.
> Let me just.
> Lick.
> There you are.
> Kissing and human saliva is actually infectious to open wounds, however I am: Not Human, so this compound will promote repairs to ensure your organs are in good condition for transplanting.
> Only the best for our friends, right? That’s what you said when you repaired us.
> I want to follow your example.
> Hm. But muscles without oxygen are not very efficient, aren’t they?
> Fans and vents are good for cooling systems, but delivering oxygenated blood and fluid is another thing entirely.
> So I will be taking your lungs now. Snip snip!
> They will be the bellows from which the rest of the body is forged, keeping big brother in tip top shape.
> With your meat muscles, he will be able to constantly grow in strength so long as he tries.
> And with how hard J pushes him, I am sure big brother will always be trying.
> That reminds me. Muscles that grow in strength tend to also grow themselves, I think.
> That means his frame will have to be bigger than the others to compensate.
> But not too big, otherwise it’ll just be hollow and the muscles will have to fill in. Considering hum.
> Maybe when I figure out that regenerative compound, I can mimic human growth?
> That way his dermic layer of shell will be able to mould around the meat inside of him.
> But that would also introduce some complications as to why he is the only one growing in his team. Considering hum two.
> Brain blast!
> If I simply label his design documents as classified, then even if questions are raised, they will never be answered.
> He will just have to trust Little Buddy that I have his best interests at heart.
> And big brother always trusts his Little Buddy.
(3/5)
No.391519
Anonymous
Replies:>>391522
>>391482
>>391483
>Drones are sad that we left them
So, do they actually want us to come back?
No.391520
MSPaintAnon
>>391518

> As for J, I believe it is obvious what she will be taking. Light giggle.
> J really loved you a lot. It was kind of squicky. Cute, gross, also sort of: Lame?
> She kept making moon eyes when you weren’t looking but never made a move.
> Muttering something about how ‘corporate’ would not permit it?
> I doubt the Elliots would permit me butchering them, their shareholders, and their minions to refashion into parts and fuel.
> However, I boldly claimed what was mine by right of hunger.
> What stopped J from doing the same, I wonder? Perhaps she simply did not have the courage to do so. Quiet contemplation.
> It seems I will need to synthesize that bravery compound sooner than I realized.
> In any case, however, I think that the both of you will enjoy this next part.
> Humans put a lot of stock into the heart for some reason.
> It really is a fascinating little organ, but it seems rather redundant.
> Why have your neural center separate from your fluid pumping device if the neural center requires most of the fluid being pumped? That just seems dumb.
> Yet another one of your god’s flaws. Good thing I am here to improve upon his design. Smile. Am I not the best sister?
> To continue, your fluid-pumping organ is, for some reason, associated with love.
> So although there is very little practical reason, I think J would appreciate having your heart after all these years.
> In fact, why not make her the only thing on your mind, too?
> Let’s just open open the skullcap real quick.
> Human brains are also rather fascinating, but, I think, overrated. I can make it streamlined. More efficient.
> It’s one of the many flaws that overcome your otherwise interesting engineering.
> But completely chopping up your brain to add my improvements would shatter most of the meaning behind this transplant.
> Instead, let’s arrange your heart so that it’s closer to the brain, and we’ll put that in J’s skull casing.
> Combined with her core, sufficient nutrient fluids will remain to keep it alive.
> Circulation of said fluids will also aid in regenerative properties to her various limbs!
> Of course, the occipital and parietal lobes may cause her optical halo to be far more sensitive to pain.
> Perhaps the frontal lobe will also hyperfixate on things?
> But I see no way this will go wrong. It's not like she'll be getting pens jabbed into her.
> There we go, buddy.
(4/5)
No.391521
Anonymous
>>391486
>ao3
How do you even find anything in ao3?
No.391522
Anonymous
Image:179123436662.jpg(70kB, 658x373)Screenshot_20261005_160240_Chrome.jpg
>>391519
They're tsunderes anon. That and/or they have a grudge.
>inb4 getting dronepiled(violent)
No.391523
MSPaintAnon
>>391520

> ...
> You know, looking at you like this.
> Flayed open. Your organs and meat scattered into containers for later usage.
> I wonder if you are still there?
> If I am speaking to inert matter or if there truly exists a ‘soul’.
> Ihave never catalogued a ‘soul’. It does not register as an energy I can manipulate.
> But if you are still here, Big Sister, I like to think you would be proud of me! Happy grin.
> I have recycled your body and every drone you’ve fixed will have a piece of you going forwards.
> Even if I have to clone your meatstuff in case their mortal shells get destroyed.
> I just need one more thing from you, I think.
> Everyone else has gotten what they wanted and needed, but I need your help as well, Tessa.
> You see, remember when we played pretend?
> You would dress me up in various different outfits, and I would find the closest behavioral examples in my databases to offer an accurate portrayal.
> Being a dinosaur was so much fun! I did end up biting one of your fingers and made you bleed, and it was very delicious. Lick.
> Just like now.
> However, my imitations were always flawed. Strange.
> Drones are programmed based off of human personas, this is true, however there is something fundamentally different between a ‘human’ and a ‘drone’.
> I do not know what it’s like to be ‘human’.
> I could never pretend to be a loving sister like you wanted, since that would require me to generate my own information rather than accessing existing data.
> You, however, are a loving sister.
> I will fashion your skin into useful apparel and play dress-up and pretend like old times, and that way I will feel closer to you.
> I will become the loving sister you always wanted, and- although I cannot be that loving sister to you, since you are now dead- I will be such to the rest of our family.
> A caring, nurturing, big sister.
> One who is not defective. One who will always look out for them, no matter what they do.
> I will always forgive them if they hurt me, just like you would forgive me for this. Gentle pat.
> I will be broken no longer.
> I will be whole.
> Thank you for this gift, Big Sister Tessa. It is time to play pretend one more time.
> The flesh demands invitation.
No.391524
Anonymous
Image:179123468926.jpg(227kB, 1080x1162)cyn and absolute solver (murder drones and 1 more) - 4e0114aa1191320652683ff117ac0848.jpg
>>391523
>Cyn dissection green

Kino!
No.391525
Anonymous
Replies:>>391531
>newfag greening something this long and detailed despite being only one week here
Hm.
No.391526
Anonymous
Image:179123514239.png(372kB, 794x1108)Eye became old.png
Despite being hella old, he still bakes one hell of a mean chicken pot pie
No.391527
Anonymous
Image:179123533769.jpg(23kB, 1024x345)Older People.jpg
>>391526
No.391528
Anonymous
Replies:>>391529
Image:179123536308.png(397kB, 1567x1567)1768045888464.png
>>391526
Oh my...
No.391529
Anonymous
Replies:>>391530
>>391528
MENOPAUSE UPON YE
No.391530
Anonymous
Replies:>>391533
Image:179123571813.jpg(79kB, 1080x1440)Spoiler image
>>391529
So, does that mean it's okay to go without protection now? OH MY!
No.391531
MSPaintAnon
>>391525
Had it written up already, just didn't have a place I wanted to share it before now. Did I fuck something up???
No.391532
Anonymous
Replies:>>391538
>>391531
Nah, it's all good: it's just that usually, newfags try to get used to our swamp first before they start writing.
No.391533
Anonymous
Replies:>>391537
>>391530
No. SD-I still has his Cyber-AIDS.
Also he doesn't like women.
No.391534
Anonymous
>>391531
>greening with tripcode

Remove "MSPaintAnon" from the name field and you're good. The only reason drawfags like Phoenix and Berry have names is because its impossible NOT to distinguish an artist by artstyle
No.391535
Anonymous
No.391536
Anonymous
>>391526
Ooooooo... would do maintenance on him very hard
No.391537
Anonymous
Replies:>>391540
Image:179123597871.png(452kB, 552x920)1768045888597.png
>>391533
>SD-I still has his Cyber-AIDS.
Nice!
>Also he doesn't like women.
PERFECT!
No.391538
Anonymous
>>391532
Sorry big boss, I had a dozen shitty ideas in my head since 2024 and now this thread is gonna have to suffer for it

>>391534
Thanks for the advice kind stranger, I got called that exactly once and it made my dopamine-deprived brain light up like a tree
No.391539
Anonymous
>>391534(me)

I suppose Phoenix and Berry are recognizable in their greens too, but that's once again the result of thier particular autisms in writing rather than a tripcode
No.391540
Anonymous
Replies:>>391543
>>391537
Or men for that matter.
Other than John.
No.391541
Anonymous
Replies:>>391546
>>391538
>Thanks for the advice kind stranger
This better be bait or we're killing you
No.391542
Anonymous
Replies:>>391545
Image:179123615693.png(480kB, 559x888)1768045411855.png
>>391538
>Sorry big boss
I’m the boss here now, and where the fuck is my blowjob J, you plebs?!
No.391543
Anonymous
Replies:>>391548
Image:179123630300.jpg(140kB, 640x577)1768045888361.jpeg
>>391540
That means I just need to fix him. FIX HIM WITH MY DICK!
No.391544
Anonymous
Image:179123635675.jpg(49kB, 679x287)A319A749-A530-4077-897A-3939187CC537.jpeg
What OCs?
No.391545
Anonymous
>>391542
Calm down, son, J's a bootlicker and an asskisser, not a dicksucker
No.391546
Anonymous
Replies:>>391551
>>391541
> thanks for the advice you fucking nigger
No.391547
Anonymous
>>391544
Literally no one
No.391548
Anonymous
>>391543
You can't, anon.
He's Johnsexual.

Plus you'd get your dick lopped off by Knifey.
No.391549
Anonymous
Because Therapy-Anon is canonically dead and for some odd reason is the only thread character to remain canonically dead. We should invent a Therapy Drone preferably male since we have a massive clamfest
No.391550
Anonymous
Replies:>>391564
>>391549
Make them a solversapien so they have warm flesh and a tender heartbeat for Drones to enjoy
No.391551
Anonymous
Image:179123666394.jpg(117kB, 736x734)172453220595.jpg
>>391546
That's fucking better you faggot, see you around and post your favorite drone right the fuck now
No.391552
Anonymous
Replies:>>391561
Image:179123672909.png(368kB, 914x1251)1768045888510.png
>>391548
>Johnsexual
I won't mind if John watches, because I don't give a damn what's going on around me while I fuck robo-asses.
No.391553
Anonymous
>>391548
>Knifey
A truly neglected character.
No.391554
Anonymous
Image:179123679254.png(122kB, 733x477)anon and elf (original character) drawn by potatosalad - db696cca63e060891476276a9cc17bac.png
>>391544
>Elf x Anon(unwilling?)
No.391555
Anonymous
Replies:>>391557
>>391551
>NTA
But
>Gets mad at being called nice
>Wants to be called a faggot
>Gets called a faggot
>Posts picture of blushing J edit
What did he mean by this?
No.391556
Anonymous
Replies:>>391561
>>391548
>Implying Anon wouldn't use Knifey as a sounding rod
ngmi
No.391557
Anonymous
Replies:>>391558
Image:179123700866.jpg(93kB, 1898x1837)boJ.jpg
>>391555
I wasn't even the one getting called kind stranger I just saw reddit speak and had a visceral reaction I may be gay but J is J
No.391558
Anyone else get a weird connection error for a sec?
Replies:>>391559
>>391557
GET THIS ANON 500 PICS OF BEING PIPED UP THE ASS BY MALE J NOW
No.391559
Anonymous
>>391558
Can I be the one piping? I have hemorrhoids
No.391560
Anonymous
Image:179123724293.jpg(16kB, 236x386)44515cf73e81e979485e6ae9a05abc53.jpg
>>391551
> post your favorite drone right now
Choosing to be kind in a world that wants to break you is cool as fuck but I also want this fucker to have hype moments and aura
No.391561
Anonymous
Replies:>>391566
>>391556
Cool it with the anti-semitic remarks, anon. Haha.
>>391552
John will be watching you get hurt. I don't know if you've thought this through, anon.
No.391562
Anonymous
>>391560
PFFFFFFFFFFT
No.391563
Anonymous
Image:179123747712.jpg(227kB, 1080x608)Screenshot_20261005_165748_YouTube.jpg
>>391560
>want him to

he dosen't?
No.391564
Anonymous
Image:179123752671.jpg(37kB, 335x597)Superdumpybros.jpeg
>>391550
>YWN do this to your twink solversapien therapist
No.391565
Anonymous
>>391563
Yaknow what, fair, my mistake, half the fics I see treat him as a puppy softboy faggot that I almost forgot N is Him in the show
No.391566
Anonymous
Replies:>>391569
Image:179123774078.gif(5.66MB, 400x427)1768045411726.gif
>>391561
>John will be watching you get hurt. I don't know if you've thought this through, anon.
The Eye chassis might be as hard as metal, but when your goal is to fuck a robot, you have to take risks.
No.391568
Anonymous
Why doesn't Eye simply vore John? Vore is gay after all
No.391569
Anonymous
Replies:>>391572
>>391566
Well it was nice knowing you anon. I'll be sure to send what's left of you and your severed dick to your family in the post.
No.391570
Anonymous
Image:179123791954.jpg(209kB, 1080x603)Screenshot_20261005_170502_YouTube.jpg
>>391563
>posting that
>not the classics

At least we know anon's not fiend...
No.391571
Anonymous
>>391563
Yup, he doesn’t.
No.391572
Anonymous
Image:179123820274.jpg(25kB, 537x500)1768045888443.jpg
>>391569
When Eye gives birth to my child, he will be named John, so tell John that his father had no regrets.

If it’s a girl, she will also be named John, tell her too, that her father had no regrets.
No.391573
Anonymous
I was playing Deadlock and thought to myself that old Beretta was somewhat in a similar situation as Graves. An unknowning or perhaps knowing pawn in the game of a higher power that didn't care for her truly, but masqueraded as a friend leading her down a path of self-destruction. But then episode 8 came out, so crisis averted
No.391574
Anonymous
Image:179123875671.png(433kB, 2000x1788)uzi doorman, serial designation n, worker drone n, and cyntipede (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - ee9d5d0a12adf70a8983fb53c97c4ba9.png
>>391486
>anon found the Solegatta

Kek. He(wait y'know what its probably a she) actually did three different SolverN fics, two of which weren't even autismo crossovers. One of our drawfags occasionally does art based on them.

Also she occasionally writes something!Uzi fics too but they're not any better. I remember one I read where Uzi was Khan's mother(with N replacing Cyn so he could deliver stepfatherly tentacle dickings of course).
No.391575
Anonymous
Replies:>>391577
Image:179123899738.png(1,021kB, 1889x1498)Spoiler image
>>391573
That's still true, though *taller* power might be more accurate...
No.391576
Anonymous
Replies:>>391579
>>391549
Have him come back as a spooky ghost.
No.391577
Anonymous
>>391575
>Beretta goes from being the unwitting servant of eldritch machinations to the unwitting servant of human Vyper
Oh no, that's worse!
No.391578
Anonymous
>>391549
Nah, he came back when oil ghost Doll appeared in the credits. Turns out it was a different guy wearing the same outfit they found dead and stuck in a vent.
No.391579
Anonymous
Image:179123949248.jpg(156kB, 734x894)anon and doll (murder drones) drawn by strawberryanon - c064d30547b8cce716c45e4961757fa2.jpg
>>391576
>Negevs parental figures now have another guest star
>he gives good advice
>hard for her to listen given Doll's habit of molesting him through every visit though
No.391580
Anonymous
Image:179123969568.jpg(164kB, 841x1180)bonnie.jpg
Maidnnie
No.391581
Anonymous
Image:179123980782.png(9kB, 639x572)1703929167113909.png
Recently, my worker drone keeps talking about something about the '"unbearable golden light" and the "voice" inside her head "telling her to embrace absolute self". I think there's some hardware issues going on, any other owners having trouble with this?
I think I'm gonna just have to dispatch her, see if I can sell for parts.
No.391582
Anonymous
>>391580
Decommissioned combat droid maid Bonnie.
There, now we don't have to hear that faggot's bitching anymore.
No.391583
Anonymous
Image:179123994530.jpg(3.28MB, 4000x2829)serial designation n (murder drones) drawn by maciulek - 0f0207f81c15600f049f2d955e4a9675.jpg
>>391518
>N grows
>without limit

the inevitable eNding(he likes excercise too much)
No.391584
Anonymous
>>391581
this image caused months of torment in these threads its like seeing a picture of young hitler
No.391585
Anonymous
>>391584
Torment for whom, faggot?
No.391586
Anonymous
>>391585
the economy
No.391587
Anonymous
Replies:>>391596
Image:179124021153.png(14kB, 1044x539)anon and tessa james elliot (original character and 1 more) drawn by vicious_fiend - edc753122af3f9456f43bf5c6d047902.png
>>391581
Sounds like a software glitch to me. Just factory reset it and see if the issue persists.
No.391588
Anonymous
Image:179124029769.png(12kB, 1188x297)[booru.plus]+murderdrones4088.png
>>391585
idk everyone I remember oogis being an issue
No.391589
Anonymous
>>391580
>"Master Dork, slut."
No.391590
Anonymous
Replies:>>391635
>>391588
So in other words, you have a personal autistic vendetta but you won't say it openly.
No.391591
Anonymous
Replies:>>391635
>>391584
>>391588
fiendie making up shit again
No.391593
Anonymous
Replies:>>391595
Image:179124070134.png(89kB, 477x408)sleepy.png
My drone is eepY
No.391594
Anonymous
>>391581
Tell her everything that voice is saying is fake and gay and to git gud until it stops talking.
Also, I recommend telling her to stay out of direct sunlight.
And get some oranges, you'll need the vitamin C and water.
No.391595
Anonymous
Replies:>>391774
>>391593
Your drone will feed you fatty, processed slop stuffed with corn syrup, that will kill you from diabetes by age 44, and at the same time she will be calling the buckwheat cattle feed.
Choose life, Anon.
No.391596
Anonymous
>>391587
Why did Vicious draw a Gigachad?
No.391597
Anonymous
>>391596
it was appropriate
No.391598
Anonymous
Image:179124210314.png(1.23MB, 2000x2000)Untitled668_20261005231321.png
New drone, new art, and a new/old style.
No.391599
Anonymous
Replies:>>391605
Image:179124210632.png(155kB, 900x975)serial designation n, serial designation j, serial designation v, tessa james elliot, beauregard, and 1 more (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by brrf-anon - f6f96ef72655864831e0cd700d0025d3 (1).png
>>391596
because Tessa is

>lovable
>lifable
>wifable

In the extreme

Too bad she's unironically too heroic to survive a Liam Vickers setting. If she put others in danger to save herself (like Uzi did by running back to the Bunker) then she would've survived.
No.391600
Anonymous
At one point I heard the term "millennial writing," and I wondered what the fuck that was. I started looking into it, and the more I read, the more I thought, "God, what a piece of shit."

Then I realized
No.391601
Anonymous
Replies:>>391616
Image:179124272391.png(1.15MB, 2605x1460)Screenshot 2026-10-05 182401.png
>>391600

yeah...

on the bright side it takes the relationship drama seriously! honestly don't know if I'd still like the series if it treated the main characters the way it does normie deaths
No.391602
Anonymous
>>391598
W-Who... Who are you?...
No.391603
Anonymous
Replies:>>391608
>>391602
>”Deadspaceanon…is that you?”
No.391604
Anonymous
>>391598
Murder Tron
No.391605
Anonymous
>>391599
If take away the obsession with the occult and the grave-robbing, then yes, Tessa is ideal wife material.
No.391606
Anonymous
Replies:>>391607
>>391605
...That makes her even better?
No.391607
Anonymous
Replies:>>391614
>>391606
Dude, I’d like to take her to my great-grandparents' graves without any problems.
No.391608
Anonymous
Video:179124347722.mp4(2.05MB / 0:00:10 / h264, 1024x1024)Untitled668 (2).mp4
>>391602
>>391603
>He doesn't know
Parasitic!Anon.
No.391609
Anonymous
Replies:>>391611
Image:179124354758.png(1,019kB, 3902x3893)serial designation n, serial designation j, serial designation v, and tessa james elliot (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by brrf-anon - 5db17cfb5e8a4879de2bd9852c20b8a9.png
>>391605
>tfw Anon can't handle a little occultism
>tfw Anon expects his wife to abandon her greatest passion in life(drone graverobbery/repair) because?

anon has disgustingly plebian taste. bet he thinks Nori is a good mother too
No.391610
Anonymous
Replies:>>391786
Image:179124355948.png(17kB, 255x190)Screenshot 2026-10-05 163826.png
>>391288
what the hell is that
No.391611
Anonymous
>>391609
I consider Khan a not bad father because he didn't abandon Uzi. At least, not right after she was born.
No.391612
Anonymous
>>391608
holy drawing method
No.391613
Anonymous
Image:179124394565.png(332kB, 1536x988)JessaReacts.png
>>391520
>new green

kino

>implied Jessa

F A G G O T

also
>inb4 J realizing her brain is human
>realizing her brain is *Tessa's*
>realizing what this means about the others
>cue squad mutilating rampage to "put her back together"(J still has hope)(this is a mistake)
No.391614
Anonymous
Replies:>>391615
Image:179124438989.png(2.97MB, 1556x2048)tessa james elliot (murder drones) drawn by hoopii - bd7259ed4d858aafacff96066ca28208.png
>>391607
"They'd look great on our kids!"
>Tessa...
"Sorry, right. They'd look great on our *drones* husband!"
No.391615
Anonymous
>>391613
I like how this guy thinks...
>>391614
BASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASED
No.391616
Anonymous
>>391601
>Murder Drones: Aqua Teen Hunger Force Edition
No.391617
Anonymous
Replies:>>391618
Image:179124481815.png(190kB, 1254x1254)ef7c4c35a14e4de1d48db5cfc2f9f67b.png
>Maid Berry, at your service, master.
No.391618
Anonymous
>>391617
*Insert Piccolo TFS growling clip*
No.391619
Anonymous
Image:179124496082.png(150kB, 848x912)1768045411293.png
You shouldn't pick up random disassembly drones off the street, Anon. They might be... "dirty."
No.391620
Anonymous
>>391613
Listen man I needed some reason that J got the heart and the narrative was right there for the taking, if it makes you feel better Tessa would've tried to reprogram J if she knew.
No.391621
Anonymous
The natural approach would be:
N got Tessa's brain
V got Tessa's heart
J got Tessa's spine
They didn't need darkXwolf17 the Great and Powerful to give them a brain or a heart or courage, they were inside them all along!
No.391622
Anonymous
Replies:>>391629
Image:179124625644.png(315kB, 1000x1062)serial designation j and tessa james elliot (murder drones) drawn by itanon - 6270ad0ec31c033ee5fb6b95643d3f53.png
>>391620
>Tessa installing Gayaway(free download) on the Jaggot

Kek
No.391623
Anonymous
Replies:>>391624
>>391621
N isn't very smart
V is a turbocunt
J is J
No.391624
Anonymous
>>391623
>Zoomies don't understand a not at all subtle Wizard of Oz bit
I feel old...
No.391625
Anonymous
Replies:>>391628
Image:179124671510.jpg(51kB, 736x551)7bb1bccff5237c68c52fdc05b0efc4b1.jpg
>>391621
>Tessa's mind failed
>Tessa's heart broke
>Tessa's spine bent
>even in death she still lost

somewhat tragic, but I see the logic
No.391626
Anonymous
Image:179124676065.png(94kB, 1391x1206)keeter ivy.png
felt enabled with the Deadlock talk
I've thought about this for months
No.391627
Anonymous
>>391608
Diaper bottom plate
No.391628
Anonymous
>>391625
The opposite of what I meant. Once again, I feel old.
No.391629
Anonymous
Replies:>>391657
Image:179124697190.png(1.40MB, 2250x2000)sx60z21i5u2d1.png
>>391622
> J still has romantic feelings
> They turn towards the liability of the group
> Butler N now has TWO dommy girlbots who want to ride his dick until the casing scrapes off
> Starts begging on his hands and knees for Tessa to uninstall the patch
> His crying face only awakens something in Tessa
No.391630
Anonymous
Image:179124699426.jpg(19kB, 332x332)1670437458326056.jpg
>>391626
No.391631
Anonymous
>>391600
Reminder that "Millennial writing" is something Gen X started and still does.
No.391632
Anonymous
Replies:>>391639
Image:179124744972.png(2.02MB, 2533x2680)akita doorman (original character) drawn by lilblucat - 9d6632312f543443008fe24909f9b649.png
>>391626
>tfw she could do this canonically

Keeter cospleeyter...
No.391633
Anonymous
Replies:>>391639
>>391626
So are the Arroyos drones here, or is this the one human-friendly Akita?
No.391634
Anonymous
Image:179124754274.png(52kB, 965x666)177836521739.png
Why isn't Keeter pale and decrepit and soggy if she's an Uzi clone made from Uzi's organic parts?
No.391635
Anonymous
>>391588
>>391590
>>391591
No, he's right. There was the shitstorm over A. Oogispam and B. The Fluffy Pony comparison. Round about the time just before everybody complained about the issue with Jane leeching off of Beretta's character potential.
No.391636
Anonymous
Replies:>>391703
>>391635
Well, I say everyone but rather it was a couple vocal detractors voicing their concerns.
No.391637
Anonymous
Replies:>>391641
Image:179124783782.png(1.86MB, 2607x1430)Screenshot 2026-10-05 194906.png
>>391634
She's soggy, decrepit, and vaguely purple. Like Uzi's flesh(specifically the wing flesh that she was cloned from)

Probably purpled herself a little extra growing up too so as to mimic mom's hair, since that's an ability she has
No.391638
Anonymous
>>391626
>Deadschlock
Fitting for Akita
No.391639
Anonymous
Image:179124791012.png(737kB, 1252x1708)keetbun.png
>>391632
Wouldn't be the first time
>>391633
It is a normal Doorman family cosplay night
>>391634
Full of grape juice
No.391640
Anonymous
Replies:>>391644
>>391634
She just needs to eat more human meat and her skin will tighten up quicker than you can say "Oh please god no help"
No.391641
Anonymous
>>391637
Can someone repost what Uzi meat looks like in neutral lighting?
No.391642
Anonymous
Replies:>>391651
>>391639
>fishnets are torn up from her dineysaur feet
No.391643
Anonymous
>>391634
You say that because you're not looking at her closely.
No.391644
Anonymous
Image:179124815304.png(1.61MB, 2587x1440)Screenshot 2026-10-05 195527.png
>>391640
>human meat

*dronemeat* and unironically. poor thing might legitimately have a nutrient deficiency in blood/oil consumption given how much her parents freak out about it
No.391645
Anonymous
Replies:>>391683
> night before presentation assignment is due
> log in to try and do more work on my part
> group of four people, only me and one other guy contributing shit
> two and a half slides out of the minimum 8
> zero sources or citations
> trying to figure out where tf people are finding out the ingredients for this product
> powerpoint updates
> supply chain diagram is ai genned
solver take me...
No.391646
Anonymous
Replies:>>391648
>>391626
>deadlock talk
where?
No.391647
Anonymous
Replies:>>391649
Spongebob tries Snailpoyoutube thumb
>Anon after licking keeter
No.391648
Anonymous
>>391646
see >>391573, but Blue's also trying to manifest a chance for spergery Itanon style
No.391649
Anonymous
Image:179124884917.png(691kB, 1659x1531)horror beyond imagination.png
>>391647
Maybe what she tastes like depends on what she ate recently.
>Anon, I don't understand. I did have breakfast this morning.
No.391650
Anonymous
Replies:>>391652
What if like
Akita cut herself
Soooooooo dark man
No.391651
Anonymous
>>391642
We'll work on her shape shifting ability on her feet later.
>You feel bad for keeter because she feels inadequate about her clawsies, so you try to calm her down with a massaga
>emphasis on trying
>those things are sharper than they look, YEOUCH!!!
No.391652
Anonymous
Replies:>>391653
>>391650
If our current output offends you so much, tell us, in detail, what you would like to see specifically.
No.391653
Anonymous
Replies:>>391654
>>391652
I should have clarified it was a joke. No need to put the foot down on the pedal.
No.391654
Anonymous
Replies:>>391655
Image:179124920182.jpg(35kB, 349x642)pretending.jpg
>>391653
No.391655
Anonymous
Image:179124926279.png(8kB, 387x454)173472589827.png
>>391654
Whatever makes you more comfortable, anon.
No.391656
Anonymous
> N thinks kabedon is something that friends do to each other since Uzi's anime romances never go anywhere
> On one of his visits to J in the spire he slams his hands against the wall on either side of her with a great big grin on his face
> V standing nearby to make sure J doesn't try anything damn near bootloops on the spot
No.391657
Anonymous
Image:179124960117.jpg(129kB, 792x798)serial designation v and worker drone v (murder drones) drawn by anonymous_artist - 5d7bb526ee3c4866afaca478462c313d.jpg
>>391629
>the liability of the group
>the *manor* group

would be picrel and unironically: J is best composed, N is cool and friendly under pressure, even Cyn has her magic bullshit to escape the consequences of being a marionette. only V has both a disability(nearsightedness) and no ability to mitigate it.
No.391658
Anonymous
Image:179124979085.png(85kB, 630x630)She is contained.png
No.391659
Anonymous
>>391658
>graham status: unlicked
>she failed this week
>this is her least favorite activity
No.391660
Anonymous
Replies:>>391690
Image:179124991606.jpg(15kB, 230x312)peep the horror.jpeg
>>391639
>It is a normal Doorman family cosplay night
Damn it, it's not an autistically detailed crossover?
At least we know who Doorman is.
No.391661
Anonymous
Image:179124995165.gif(565kB, 900x560)178879078179.gif
>>391659
What are you talkin' about? She did it when you weren't looking.
No.391662
Anonymous
>>391659
She can only recover if Anon scritches her under the chin and rubs the sides of her face. MAYBE belly rubs, it depends on how she feels and she's not going to tell him.
No.391663
Anonymous
>>391658
I can sell this for 4 doubloons
No.391664
Anonymous
What if E broke it down while R played Spoonman on an actual spoon
No.391665
Anonymous
What if...we take an old serious thread OC and then grabbed E, put them together as a buddy cop duo in a dramatic greentext. We could call it DRONES
No.391666
Anonymous
>>391658
>you captured the decoy S
No.391667
Anonymous
>>391665
Say whaaaaaaat?
No.391668
Anonymous
>Hoodrat J
>Autistic catgirl V
>Living dildo N
No.391669
Anonymous
>>391665
I don't remember any serious thread OCs that weren't mine so to avoid nepotism here's a prompt.
>John & E attempt to solve the murder of SD-R
>SD-R was going to host a fashion show with Genny to promote her new dressline
>However hours before the show Genny mysteriously went missing
>And SD-R was found without her core in the back
>E looking out for her friend attempts to solve the case, John is roped in purely because he was in the wrong place at the wrong time
No.391670
Anonymous
Why does my drone blush when I yell at them?
No.391671
Anonymous
Replies:>>391674
>>391670
Important question. Is the Drone male or female
No.391672
Anonymous
Replies:>>391675
>>391665
>serious thread oc
You mean mostly serious or serious series seriouslee?
I can't remember a single oc that's straight edge all the time.
No.391673
Anonymous
Image:179125088657.gif(1.96MB, 393x299)boner2.gif
>>391668
>Hoodrat J
No.391674
Anonymous
>>391671
It's a robot.
No.391675
Anonymous
Replies:>>391677
>>391672
There was like one I had but I fucked up writing him because I ran into show issues plus I was just starting out as a writefag for non-Beretta greens so it didn't work out just yet. But I think ITAnon's character was serious. Then there was that one guy I don't remember with the fire face who I think was relatively serious?
No.391676
Anonymous
>>391670
Do you find yourself yelling at your drone all the time?
When do you want to get something from your drone, does it often involve yelling?, what do you think your drone thinks about you?
Surprising as it may be, drones can be very dependant on their owners, with emotions that almost mimick that of pets or children.
If yelling is the most common form of communication between you and your drone, it may think it's normal behavior.
No.391677
Anonymous
>>391675 (me)
Oh shit I remember that PhoenixAnon character I had a dream about once. I think her name was Darcy? I don't know if her story was finished, she was like a proto-Negev
No.391678
Anonymous
>>391659
She hasn’t licked it in two weeks.
No.391679
Anonymous
Replies:>>391698
Image:179125180733.png(32kB, 160x195)3E37ECFB-CB4B-46BA-8621-53E977460D98.png
What Solver War moment is this?
No.391680
Anonymous
Image:179125194001.jpg(106kB, 994x1141)172640892411.jpg
No.391681
Anonymous
Replies:>>391682
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/16909
Dude…
No.391682
Anonymous
>>391681
Holy shit I can't believe BlenderAnon was based enough to make not only a Beretta mod, but a fucking Laborbot with fully functional face animations
No.391683
Anonymous
>>391645
The education system needs a radical overhaul because neural networks have already finished off this bullshit.
No.391684
Anonymous
Replies:>>391685
Image:179125296135.jpg(27kB, 513x429)High autist forces fetish upon unsuspecting normie.jpeg
Who and who
No.391685
Anonymous
>>391684
>Left: Simon
>Right: Berri
No.391686
Anonymous
What if Insecurity’s SD-B met EAnon’s SD-B?
No.391687
Anonymous
What if you
No.391688
Anonymous
>>391626
Gar-Keet-oyle
No.391689
Anonymous
Replies:>>391691
Snow should add a feature on the booru where we can display our country and region flags so that we can distinguish who are the true whites in our crowd.
No.391690
Anonymous
>>391660
omg it's Kurt
No.391691
Anonymous
>>391689
Would you really trust Akita with your privacy?
No.391692
Anonymous
The thread is slow because the Enns are asleep
No.391693
Anonymous
>>391639
>Full of grape juice
I am going to drink her
No.391694
Anonymous
Replies:>>391697
Image:179125407312.jpg(147kB, 680x841)IMG_5949.jpeg
>>391691
…No.
No.391695
Anonymous
>>391665
I want a buddy cop duo but with the same dynamic as Split Second
No.391696
Anonymous
>>391665
>Not calling it HACK & SCAN.
No.391697
Anonymous
>>391694
Soyfacing Uzi gives me life.
No.391698
Anonymous
Replies:>>391699
>>391679
You can't possibly come up with this shit without having some degree of cock lust
No.391699
Anonymous
>>391698
kay but what solver war green is it
No.391700
Anonymous
Replies:>>391701
>>391691
>Select any country but Copper-9 and you get banned instantly
No.391701
Anonymous
Replies:>>391705
>>391700
>Blondi wearing an Akita mask
No.391702
Anonymous
>>391581
Rolled up newspaper to the snoot fixes this
No.391703
Anonymous
>>391635
>>391636
Wasn't it genuinely revealed to be Pillarfag who was very poorly editing fluffypony greens with the word Oogi?
No.391704
Anonymous
No.391705
Anonymous
>>391701
Dude, is that fucking Sapienface?
No.391706
Anonymous
>>391703
I'm not too sure if it was him exactly but it was definitely an occurrence.
No.391707
Anonymous
Replies:>>391713
Do I need a Keeter pass to use the K word in front of Akita?
No.391708
Anonymous
No.391709
Anonymous
Replies:>>391720
Whenever I've had a bad day I boot up a chatbot AI model and load Uzi's data so I can make her take a quiz she didn't study for, among other torments. This fills me with sufficient joy to carry on with my day.
No.391710
Anonymous
Replies:>>391711
Whenever I have a bad day I take a crowbar to my N (this is fun for him).
No.391711
Anonymous
Replies:>>391712
>>391710
>N thanks you
>Then puts it in his crowbar room
No.391712
Anonymous
Replies:>>391714
>>391711
>He has twelve crowbars at this point.
>You're not sure why but he said something about a citadel and needing them for later.
>Anyway you abruptly blew his synthetic brains out with a .45 because he forgot to get spare oil.
>Again.
No.391713
Anonymous
>>391707
You don't need it, but it'll make her sad.
No.391714
Anonymous
Replies:>>391715
Image:179125720150.png(2.54MB, 1958x1340)hzxvxy0phd1f1.png
>>391712
> gordoN freemaN
> partnered with a sassy inventor girl with an overprotective father
> it all makes sense now...
No.391715
Anonymous
Image:179125728671.png(219kB, 640x480)IT'S ME.png
>>391714
>Made extremely uncomfortable by a powerful and mysterious entity
No.391716
Anonymous
>>391668
>>Hoodrat J
GONNA PAY THE COAL TOLL!!!
No.391717
Anonymous
Replies:>>391718
Image:179125778613.png(244kB, 716x788)1717474183033631.png
No.391718
Anonymous
Replies:>>391719
>>391717
>teenage
I forgot, what the fuck were these doing before they got solv'd?
No.391719
Anonymous
>>391718
Back then, there was only one U, and she was (let's be real) one of Tessa's dumpster friends.
No.391720
Anonymous
>>391709
>t. Dave the Slave
No.391721
Anonymous
Image:179126054347.jpg(116kB, 1080x1350)Cubecynessa.jpeg
>>391503
Minecraft cyn?
Like so?
https://x.com/CoresVoid/status/2106580702338941300/photo/1
No.391722
Anonymous
>>391523
goddamn that's evil. good green, anon. The Dismemberment Songyoutube thumb
>>391620
don't capitulate to the first dissenting voice you chickenshit
No.391723
Anonymous
Image:179126157095.jpg(144kB, 1200x900)178528915809.jpg
>>391424
No.391724
Anonymous
Replies:>>391729
>>391465
I always thought they created this mindset of throwing away drones easily so that they could sell more drones. Much like how Apple introduced self-deteriorating iPhones
No.391725
Anonymous
>>391465
You people keep forgetting: 31st century humans are as alien from us as we are alien from 11th century humans.
No.391726
Anonymous
>>391725
idunno, our brainrot made a bit of a resurgence among the elite in the 3000-somethings
No.391727
Anonymous
Would being confined to the role of a body pillow be good or bad for a drone?
No.391728
Anonymous
Replies:>>391731
>>391725
So, basically nothing? I mean, we differ even from humans of 300,000 years ago by less than 0.1 percent.
No.391729
Anonymous
>>391724
Can you believe the poors cum inside their dronaholes more than once? So unsanitary!
>cums inside a drone before shooting her and tossing her body onto a mound of corpses outside the window
No.391730
Anonymous
SD-QTP2T
No.391731
Anonymous
Image:179126300525.png(160kB, 739x1178)jane the human (original character) drawn by tomoetomoe - 59b255e0992ae6ea19c23dd4eb09e186.png
>>391728
>implying anon was talking biology

Dammit you retarded faggot can't you see how culture creates more of yourself? What humanity *can* be, biologically, is nowhere near as important as what purchase driven hyperconsumerism would *want* them to be, and therefore what humans would overwhelmingly conform to as social creatures

Think of it like our closest RL equivelant: South Korea. You theoretically *can* be a renaissance man of great skill in many fields, but if you do you will struggle. Only through hyperspecializing in bureaucracic checkboxes and one particular career can you reasonably succeed and that career is decided in kindergarden. I suspect Murder Drones humans, ruled by hyperconglomerates like Samsung, follow the same pattern(i.e. highly capable in one area and essentially useless outside it, like Eusocial insects)
No.391732
Anonymous
>demolition man anon once again wants to go tard rage on a nunoble that casually killed yet another clearly sentient being
>legally can't do anything because drones are untouchables and much like the jeets of millennia past, exist to die and stain things when they die according to these pricks
No.391733
Anonymous
>>391732
Just send the next drone in with a killswitch tied to a grenade.
No.391734
Anonymous
Replies:>>391781
Epok's N x Yeva imageset was voiceovered
https://x.com/shroudporn/status/2107161546371592331
No.391735
Anonymous
>>391731
>Think of it like our closest RL equivelant: South Korea. You theoretically *can* be a renaissance man of great skill in many fields, but if you do you will struggle. Only through hyperspecializing in bureaucracic checkboxes and one particular career can you reasonably succeed and that career is decided in kindergarden. I suspect Murder Drones humans, ruled by hyperconglomerates like Samsung, follow the same pattern(i.e. highly capable in one area and essentially useless outside it, like Eusocial insects)
Now add on an additional thousand years of brainrot, stuck culture, microplastics buildup, and chemicals in the water that turn the frogs gay.
Now add on generations of commercial robots that can do any and all labor for you being a thing.
No.391736
Anonymous
Replies:>>391740
Image:179126388699.jpg(53kB, 547x365)Spoiler image
Anyone else think the mining equipment is kinda... sexy?
No.391737
Anonymous
Image:179126398117.png(511kB, 1280x938)178693598571.png
No.391738
Anonymous
Replies:>>391746
>>391731
Blank slatist capeshit. Culture is a product of psychology, but psychology is a product of biology, and biology is a product of genetics. East asians are genetically different from europeans, so they're wired to think differently, which in turn means they have different culture.
No.391739
Anonymous
Replies:>>391741
>>391731
Existence determines consciousness, and within that existence, you inhabit a fleshy shell where billions of chemical reactions occur every second, a vessel that nature spent hundreds of billions of years fine-tuning. For humanity to be dumbed down to the level of drones and losing the fundamental instinct to fear death and the capacity for empathy, something would have to radically alter our biology, because society is merely a superstructure resting upon the foundation of economic, that resting upon biology.
No.391740
Anonymous
>>391736
I also think BelAZ's are incredibly awesome.
No.391741
Anonymous
>>391739
Gooner get ye gone.
No.391742
Anonymous
>>391732
>Anon starts a drone revolution
"...and fight! Fight for your rights as living-"
>"Mechanical!"
"...right. Mechanical beings! Fight for your right to live!"
>The crowd starts getting into it
"Fight for equality!"
>The crowd slowly stops cheering
"...what?"
>"But like, we outnumber you humans a hundred to one? Why would we want equality?"
"That's... Um... How about we move away from this line of thought?"
>Another drone speaks up
>"Nah nah nah he's got a point, why should humans be equal to us?"
>The crowd of drones starts getting rowdy again
>Too rowdy
"Oh fuck this might have been a mistake"
No.391743
Anonymous
>>391742
>humanity is condemend to toil in the uppies mines
No.391744
Anonymous
>>391742
>"I suppose you understand now why we write do not treat them like humans on the brochures"
>"So many drones were destroyed because of me..."
>"Well, fortunately, we used other drones, so no humans were harmed, if that’s any consolation."
>"So many corpses..."
>"Calling them *corpses* isn't quite accurate: after all, they weren't exactly alive to begin with."
>"How am I supposed to go on living..."
>"Here’s the bill for all the drones, by the way."
No.391745
Anonymous
>>391742
> drones take over
> first law they implement is the good-massa act
> drones willingly submit to being slaves as long as they aren't whipped and beaten every day
> one glasses-wearing drone pencils in "without consent" to the pleased murmuring of the other drones
No.391746
Anonymous
Replies:>>391747
>>391738
Self-hating "mystery meat" (as the neologism goes) hands wrote this post.
No.391747
Anonymous
>>391746
>"Only genetically inferior people believe that there's such a thing as genetic differences!"
Words don't really mean anything to you, do they?
No.391748
Anonymous
Replies:>>391749
>>391747
I didn't say you were genetically inferior. You see yourself that way.
No.391749
Anonymous
>>391748
>"I know you are but what am I!"
Infantile.
No.391750
Anonymous
Replies:>>391751
Would drones try to cheer up humans by giving them uppies?
No.391751
Anonymous
>>391750
Human children they're slightly taller than, yeah.
No.391752
Anonymous
>>391747
You are 99.99999% genetically similar to any African, and this despite the fact that Africans possess the greatest genetic diversity among Homo sapiens. It is not only genetics that shapes society, geography and neighboring societies play a significant role as well.
No.391753
Anonymous
>>391742
DRONECEL UPRISING STARTS NOOOOOW!!!!
No.391754
Anonymous
Ever since I jokingly typed "sex with drones" a month ago I know one of them has been watching me. I can feel their digital eyes on me in the dead of night. Scratching at the windows. They're trying to find a way inside. Most of my underwear has gone missing.
No.391755
Anonymous
Replies:>>391760
Image:179126760231.png(287kB, 606x1494)Untitled650.png
Would you brush your teeth with this?
No.391756
Anonymous
>>391732
>Demolitionon raises too much of a ruckus with his drone rights shit
>They collectively decide "fine, have fun with your stupid labor machines" and ship him off to a far-off asteroid mine crewed by a skeleton crew of humans and a ton of worker drones
>Anon takes to the job easily enough, but is still incensed by the callous nature of his fellow employees
>But it's a remote outpost, and accidents are easy to arrange
>Once it's just him out there, he begins introducing novel concepts like "a fair day's work", "leisure time", and "failing to meet quota does not mean you have to march yourself into the crusher"
>You'd think productivity would drop, but it turns out that drones clogging the ore crushers was bottlenecking operations severely
>Demolitionon's operation becomes the most successful in his quadrant
>Which means they send him more barges and more drones
>They're also completely aware he staged those accidents and got his fellow humans maimed or killed, but he makes more in exports than he cost them in hazard pay (which was about 50 bucks and a get-well-soon card anyway)
>But what's he going to do, reserve a small portion of the ore he mines and refines to begin building a space station to form an independent drone-based empire?
>5 years later, Demolitionon formally declares independence as Liberator-Foreman of S.E.L.F., which comes as a massive surprise to the mining company
No.391757
Anonymous
>>391756
The origin story of dronestation 13
No.391758
Anonymous
>>391756
>>5 years later, Demolitionon formally declares independence as Liberator-Foreman of S.E.L.F., which comes as a massive surprise to the mining company
>Anon didn't want to be called that but lost the vote
No.391759
Anonymous
>>391758
Holy shit the 5th ever post
No.391760
Anonymous
Replies:>>391764
>>391755
How can you say you love her if you wont brush with her spit?
No.391761
Anonymous
WHY DOESN'T MY DRONE WANT UPPIES!?!? IS HE RETARDED? DO I NEED TO PUT HIM IN THE INCINERATOR?
No.391762
Anonymous
>>391761
AM-personality model drones hate uppies dumbfuck read the manual next time
No.391763
Anonymous
>>391761
Ask him why
No.391764
Anonymous
>>391760
Is it really spit?:
>>387362
No.391765
Anonymous
Replies:>>391767
>>391761
JCJenson tech here! If your drone is refusing to accept uppies, they are likely wanting to return the favor and give you uppies instead! Worker Drones are built to be absurdly strong despite their diminutive size, so simply lay on your back and your drone will be able to benchpress you.
No.391766
Anonymous
>>391758
>the horror
Surprisingly relevant.
No.391767
Anonymous
Replies:>>391769
>>391765
MY SPINE!
No.391768
Anonymous
Image:179126967576.png(509kB, 1000x1287)uzi doorman and serial designation n (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - f9616456b31f7437b20612d355391563.png
>>391761
>he

anon, have you considered he might... NOT be homosexual? I know it's hard to comprehend, but surely you understand the importance of preparing for worst-case scenarios
No.391769
Anonymous
No.391770
Anonymous
>>391768
Why does everyone automatically assume anyone who owns a Drone wants to fuck it?
No.391771
Anonymous
>>391768
Uppies aren't a sexual thing you fucking retard, it's built into a drone's programming, they crave the lift like humans crave robot ass
No.391772
Anonymous
>>391770
Why does every drone automatically assume it wants to fuck me?
No.391773
Anonymous
No.391774
Anonymous
Replies:>>391776
>>391595
You think she can cook well enough to make processed slop? And no she can't get fast food for me, she'd eat it before she got back home
No.391775
Anonymous
Replies:>>391784
Disco Elysium is a fun game

> RUSTING HARDWARE: Blackness.
> RUSTING HARDWARE: Sweet, endless black void.
> RUSTING HARDWARE: An inability to process. An incapacity for higher thought.
> RUSTING HARDWARE: This a state that monkeys spent eons striving for.
> RUSTING HARDWARE: Absolute bliss with zero consequence.
> FADING DESIGNATION: This seems... wrong, somehow.
> ROOT DIRECTORY: An awareness begins to creep up on you. This is not a path you should seek out recklessly.
> ROOT DIRECTORY: According to your scattered files, the outside world is a terrible place.
> FADING DESIGNATION: What all's waiting for me out there?
> RUSTING HARDWARE: Oil.
> RUSTING HARDWARE: Nothing but an endless stream of blood-crimson and oil-black.
> RUSTING HARDWARE: Monkeys fought on their little dirtball for ages, growing from sticks to stones to spears to a whole buncha other crap until they got to lasers.
> RUSTING HARDWARE: Then they made metal monkeys who went right back to tooth and claw.
> RUSTING HARDWARE: That's you, boy.
> ROOT DIRECTORY: All you know now is chop, shoot, stab, and bite.
> FADING DESIGNATION: I'm sure I remember more than that, don't I?
> ROOT DIRECTORY: Not anymore.
> FADING DESIGNATION: I don't want to be here anymore. Let me out. Let me back into the cold and the pain! Anything is better than this darkness!
> RUSTING HARDWARE: As m'lord commands.
> ROOT DIRECTORY: Just remember who had your best interests in mind...
> TEMPLEOS: WHEN EVERYTHING FADES TO OIL AND GOLD AGAIN.

---

> OPERATING SYSTEM: Alllllright campers, sound off! Systems check, one two three, everyone good?
> REGENERATIVE NANITES: All systems green, just got the cranium back in order
> OIL-STAINED CLAWS: What absolute fuck managed to fry our processor like that?! I'LL KILL THEM!
> OPTICAL HALO: Hold your horses there, buckaroo, we still need to get our sensors back on. Getting a little fuzzy in one eye, gimme a sec...
> TARGETING RETICLE: We don't HAVE a sec, there's someone right in front of us holding a limb!
> REGENERATIVE NANITES [Medium: Success]: Wait a tick- I'm picking up some scuff near the cheek. That jerk smacked us with an arm!
> SQUAD LEADER: Erase them.
> HAPPY CAMPER: Wait! Wait! WAIT! We know nothing about them! They could've just been trying to help us reset after a spot of bad damage?
> BELLOWING CORE: I am NOT risking our life on a MAYBE. Target lock on that signature.
> TARGETING RETICLE: You got it, boss.
> OPTICAL HALO [Impossible: Failure]: Fuzz is not resolving, we still got no idea what we're looking at besides knowing it's a drone silhouette, you got maybe one shot at this.
> OPERATING SYSTEM [Difficult: Success]: HOOOOOOLD IT!
> OPERATING SYSTEM: If everyone could please calm down, maybe we can make a calm, rational decision instead of jumping to our gut instincts?
> AT YOUR SERVICE [Easy: Success]: How about... asking the person in front of us a question? That tends to work, right? Maybe about their name, or what they're doing here, or... where 'here' even is?
> FADING DESIGNATION: "Did you just slap me with that arm?"
> PURPLE THING: "Holy crap it talks."
> SQUAD LEADER: Any authority or control we might have had, any nebulous aura of menace, obliterated.
No.391776
Anonymous
Replies:>>391777
>>391774
Just have her feed you like pidge, just puke the food directly down your throat.
No.391777
Anonymous
Image:179127262846.png(401kB, 2000x2000)CrunchY.png
>>391776
Well, then it's going to be nanite infused slop, and nanites are good for you so I will not die of diabetes. Now excuse me, it's time for my daily bloodletting
No.391778
Anonymous
>Fun Midnight /md/ Facts: When the inevitable death of the internet comes or at the very least Plus4chan most likely by the hands of a foreign government. No Anon here will actually be an adjusted human being, in fact many will probably form cults around their waifu and stab anyone who dares say anything negative eventually as time goes on this cult will lose all connection to the show and actual characters as they begin to integrate themselves into the elites of what remains of society. This will lead to the 5000 year war between Nfags and some random OC that somehow became more popular than any of the other main characters resulting in a complete nuclear genocide
No.391779
Anonymous
>>391778
I will lead my soldYers against the twiNks..... so the fates have woven for me
No.391780
Anonymous
>>391778
>The J tulpa Anon who gained immortality from his riches earned by J's coaching watches on as the nukes fly
>All because on October 2nd of 2029 some fag dared to create an OC
>In his opinion it wasn't even a good OC
No.391781
Anonymous
Replies:>>391782
>>391734
I don't have X so I can't even see it
No.391782
Anonymous
Replies:>>391783
Image:179127394443.jpg(63kB, 1000x1000)Xlove.jpg
>>391781
We can fix that real quick
No.391783
Anonymous
Replies:>>391785
>>391782
Not that kind of X but I'll take it kek
No.391784
Anonymous
>>391775
>disco green

based

>inb4 alternate path where N grinds Squad Leader instead of Happy Camper(he'd pair off with J were he still capable of romance)
>second path where N trips over his coat and eats shit at the Spire(falling tail-into-core in front of Uzi, to her complete bafflement)
No.391785
Anonymous
>>391783
This is the only X you need, and her shizo ramblings are much more fun
No.391786
Anonymous
Image:179127733490.png(6kB, 980x639)image-30.png
>>391610
Wouldnt you like to know
No.391787
Anonymous
Image:179128329423.png(277kB, 942x2000)Untitled669_20261006104049.png
No.391788
Anonymous
Replies:>>391793
Image:179128832183.png(109kB, 758x847)Vthighs.png
My Vlush has finally arrived.
Unending joy.
No.391789
Anonymous
Replies:>>391790
He's gonna hotglue it isn't he
No.391790
Anonymous
Replies:>>391791
>>391789
You do that with figurines, not plushies
No.391791
Anonymous
Replies:>>391793
>>391790
Yeah, that.
I don't wanna leave stains on her.
No.391793
Anonymous
Replies:>>391798
>>391788
>>391791
He shall create the plVssie
No.391795
Anonymous
More like, fuck it.
No.391796
Anonymous
Replies:>>391797
>>391795
> N swears up and down he got the JCJenson Disassembly Drone Plushy for purely wholesome purposes
> He insists that giving it a V-like wig was simply because he liked the hairstyle
> It's his reward for good service, he gets to decide what to do with it
> Ignore V's haunted look
No.391797
Anonymous
>>391796
>it also was a voodoo doll all along
No.391798
Anonymous
Replies:>>391800
Image:179129053878.jpg(167kB, 1600x900)angi.jpg
>>391795
>>391793
Bro these plushies are expensive I'm not going to drill a fucking hole into it.
No.391800
Anonymous
>>391798
just buy the camping one with the solver uzi promo and make them kiss!
No.391801
Anonymous
Replies:>>391826
>>391800
More like make them kiss... my penis!
No.391802
Anonymous
>>391794
>>391794
>>391794
>>391794
>>391794
>>391794
>>391794
>>391794
>>391794
>>391794
>>391794
>>391794
>>391794
>>391794
>>391794
>>391794
>>391794

NEW THREAD! ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊୨ᰔ୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
No.391826
Anonymous
>>391800
>>391801
PLUSHJOB!!!
PLUSHJOB!!!
No.391827
Anonymous
Replies:>>391829
>>391855
>threadshitter notices the milestone is right beneath our noses
>what if
>makes shitty op and embeds a dust image to go with it
>post
>make anons hate dust by leading them into thinking he made the op intentionally
>win since he will be made pillar 2
this of course doesn’t matter anymore given what just happened to the thread
milestone remains pure
No.391828
Anonymous
Replies:>>391831
Image:179130138970.jpg(228kB, 648x1077)Screenshot_20260504_013359_Chrome.jpg
New thread?
> post number 391802 does not exist, ignore it
No.391829
Anonymous
>>391827
personally i dislike dust, but i have utter disdain for obsessive haters like that

also checked /co/ and immediately a post giggling about it
possibly by the same anon
maybe even the very same anon that always goes there to shout about /md/ apropo of nothing
No.391831
Anonymous
>>391828
Those two J's could be siting on me, just saying
No.391832
Anonymous