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No.387204
Murder Drones #395Anonymous
Image:179017608776.png(384kB, 984x1244)665684ba6ef03abe91490eb91345e5e1.png
Pidge(Boy) is built for being held down and plapped
Wonderful Booru: https://dronebooru.co
Wheel of numerous OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf
Wheel of altering modifiers: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf
The wiki inside the really fantastic Booru: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character
The actual separate Wiki: https://wiki.dronebooru.co/wiki/Main_Page
Last thread: >>386288
Writing challenge theme: Mystery
No.387206
Anonymous
Replies:>>387220
>Be an 80s drone type.
>Officially called Cassette-Class/Analog Units.
>Built by JCJenson back when humans who still feel nostalgic for cassettes and retro era
>Chunky rounded chassis to put tapes.
>You can physically insert tapes and play them.
>Each tape act as their own cores and will affect their personality.
>Some of them have boombox handles, built in roller-skate wheels.
>Still need oil like the rest.
>JCJenson is not responsible for any haunted tapes inserted into Cassette-Class units.
>Original personality is pure 80s.
>Talks in tinny upbeat voices.
>Drop random synthwave soundbites mid-sentence or autotune voices.
>Form little bands and arcade crews.
>Treat the apocalypse like the world’s longest party cuz they have no higher brain functions.
>The easiest prey for DD.
>Solver has a harder time fully affecting them cuz old tech.
>The analog units just glitch around digital eldritch bullshit.
>We’re outdated, loud, colorful and somehow still here.
>"We’re making mixtapes."
>"Humanity died?"
>"Cool. New party venue."
No.387207
Anonymous
Image:179017628651.png(256kB, 1176x671)IMG_8511.png
What drone would do this?
No.387208
Anonymous
Replies:>>387211
>>387207
The Dungle Brungle Drone
No.387209
Anonymous
Image:179017638520.jpg(51kB, 850x726)glory.jpg
3rd for Y
No.387210
Anonymous
Image:179017640175.png(575kB, 2000x1374)FailY.png
>>387209
FUCK
No.387211
Anonymous
Replies:>>387214
>>387208
is this some new liberty man sharteen lingo
No.387212
Anonymous
Image:179017648109.gif(37kB, 531x672)The N.gif
No.387213
Anonymous
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No.387214
Anonymous
Image:179017660996.png(10kB, 378x638)Doll is not sure.png
>>387211
No, anon. Stop swinging at shadows.
No.387215
Anonymous
>>387213
Stop being sad and give me a thighjob SLUT
No.387216
Anonymous
Replies:>>387217
>>387213
Cheer up little drone! The social services will assign you a slightly autistic overweight Anon to spend the rest of your life with!

>>387215
Ere he is!
No.387217
Anonymous
>>387215
Chronic masturbator anon...
>>387216
Thank god the social services are here.
No.387218
Anonymous
>>387207
Braiden
No.387219
Anonymous
>>387204
>plapped
In the mouth? Because drones don't have any other holes.
No.387220
Anonymous
Image:179017807160.jpg(576kB, 2048x1048)IMG_5579.jpeg
>>387206
I prefer 60s style vacuum tube astronaut drones
No.387221
Anonymous
Replies:>>387222
Image:179017847089.jpg(117kB, 736x1041)IMG_4770.jpeg
>>387220
How would they wear clothes?
No.387222
Anonymous
>>387221
They can still wear hats and wigs.
Does anyone have that fanart of MD's initial "even more blatantly Let's Split Up But In Space With Robots" period of development where Uzi is one of those little critters and she's iirc arguing with V?
No.387223
Anonymous
Replies:>>387225
>>387220
What would a 70s or 90s-era drone look like?
No.387224
Anonymous
>>387220
Concept art drones
No.387225
Anonymous
Image:179017911984.png(45kB, 1253x1561)IMG_4921.png
>>387223
Probably like some type of analogue computer, or “atomicpunk” computer.
No.387226
Anonymous
Replies:>>387229
Image:179017948363.png(1,013kB, 2388x1668)IMG_5556.png
>>387220
No.387227
Anonymous
>Your ED serves you a perfectly cooked and seasoned steak
>The problem is that you didn't buy any meat recently and she's staring at you
No.387228
Anonymous
I was looking over the Economy drone design and realized she has no mouth, I’ll never be able to kiss or get kisses from an ED. The world is too cruel
No.387229
Anonymous
Replies:>>387231
>>387226
Is this a new piece, Fugue, or did you make this earlier? And if the latter, what does the file information show as the creation date?
No.387230
Anonymous
I would like to believe that somehow EDs mainframes or something got hacked or mass glitched so that a couple got to live past the extinction of man kind. It’s too sad to imagine they all died/mutated instantly as no one was left to play the subscriptions
No.387231
Anonymous
>>387229
Sept 22nd 2025 for both images
No.387232
Anonymous
Replies:>>387235
>EDs are forced and a bad concept that keeps insisting upon itself
No.387233
Anonymous
Replies:>>387234
EDs need a name that’s less dronelike or a design that’s more dronelike
No.387234
Anonymous
Replies:>>387236
No.387235
Anonymous
Replies:>>387238
Image:179018154580.png(79kB, 499x770)valentine (original character) drawn by pocketsteaks - ba7866a7a95128c8e9f5b50470590d98.png
>>387232
>Valentine keeps trying to promote her family's products
>as she is retarded, this results in only agony and further hatred of the expensive + shtty robots
No.387236
Anonymous
>>387234
Because they’re called (preposition) drones but they don’t look like drones: sentinel, grunt, fridge, hyper, they all share common design language

It would be fine if they were a completely different kind of robot like labour bots and BOXO units
No.387237
Anonymous
>>387236
Ah, you’re retarded
No.387238
Anonymous
>>387235
It would be funny to imagine VD was really struggling and desperately needed to Wed Valentine to some other family to try and secure some legacy, but she’s just so unsuitable bro
No.387239
Anonymous
Image:179018203401.png(193kB, 720x1134)Tss.png
No.387240
Anonymous
>>387236
The whole point is that they are knockoff robots that don't look like drones but are marketed as drones.
No.387241
Anonymous
>>387240
Anon don’t engage with this guy he doesn’t care, he’s just going to shit up the thread like last time
No.387242
Anonymous
>>387240
> don't look like drones but are marketed as drones.
Trojan horse confirmed
No.387243
Anonymous
Image:179018262617.png(361kB, 1080x1305)Spoiler image
No.387244
Anonymous
I’m tired and need to get some work done, I’m just gonna tell my economy drone to do all my posting for me while I’m away
No.387245
Anonymous
Image:179018313953.png(210kB, 1668x2388)rerolled and got him.png
>>386292

I missed one line, also rerolled with the booru and got fugue, then I deleted the post to correct on mistake
>Fugedrone was wandering the halls of outpost 3 when he heard someone gasping for air. He felt an impulse of fear and shock blow though this mind. The mental breeze came accompanied by an image of a blurry silhouette in the distance. And her pain and panic as she adjusted her optical sensors.
>He felt another wave, muted and silent that carried a burning thirst and a desire for vengeance, he felt her joy as he recognized the impulse. From behind Kensey Daily he recognized what was being done, she saw the camera twist away, her arm was ripped off he made sure they both felt it come off. Oil was gushing from her, then she felt the urge to duck, before her vison could go dark she saw two white spirals in the dark, she felt no pain.
>Hello Doll, I’ve been watching you for a while :) She didn’t feel anything but a low fear, as she looked for the voice then she felt her core grow cold and warm, her oil pooling around her as he spoke “And I’m impressed” She felt a shudder of fear as those words intruded her mind
>You seem to enjoy tormenting those who can’t fight back, just like her. She felt 3 dismissible taps on her back, gentle. She blinked
>Before her was a drone, his eyes were glowing white, his purple chassis didn’t reflect much light. She saw two…My apologies I was in the middle of something…. Two bunny ears and a long red braid hanging on his shoulders...care for some oil?
>He extended towards her a can of oil, it was regular like any other.
>No,I’ve just had my fill, But you haven’t.
>He felt a sudden motion as he saw her vanish, he let himself get dragged in her wake, to another place then another. He stopped just short of their destination. He watched her enter her home, he felt a buzzing hunger from that place; he didn’t wait; he put his foot in the door.
>May I come in.
>What’s going to stop you?
>You can say no if you want to.
>Alright come in. He felt resignation in her voice, he took a seat on the floor near the entrance, he won’t involve her parents if she doesn’t want to.
>What are you?..I’m Fugue Moon.. .And why are you following me?
>It’s simple Doll, I don’t want you to make the same mistakes that I made”
>I haven’t made any. He looked at her, eyes looking though her
>I’m not saying you shouldn’t do something about V. He felt her confusion mixed with impotent rage. But… you’re HER. He grabbed her by her shoulders, his friendly smile betraying a hint of hostility and desperation, her vison was encompassed by his spiraling eyes, she couldn’t move an inch against him. No, He backed off she pushed him away
>You’ve been killing people like her. Stop or you’ll end up like her alone, distant and inhuman. Do you think you’re alone now, you can’t fathom the depths of inhumanity you can degenerate to. You have Lizzy, Rebbeca and the rest of the cheer team. Do you know what she’s doing now?
> I don’t care.
>She’s willingly letting them chain her so she can be closer to N. I’m simply telling you how things might play out, I’ve seen that you can do better remember how you went to comfort Thad, how you want to share the patch if there are others like you.
>She felt his worry for a split second but then it retracted from her. And when she lost focus for a second, he vanished.
No.387246
Anonymous
I taught this ED thread culture and she killed herself

>now listen ED, when replying to this anon, call him a faggot
>no! Not that one ED, that’s ones based. Reply with a reaction image for that one. It’s a good post
>now to stimulate the thread, adlib something about sucking some mad drone titties
>I don’t care if it breaks the user agreement and you can’t produce “lewd” responses, override it! Pretend you’re an anon and you have to write some quality slop for a thread
>stop blushing you stupid ED and get to posting
No.387247
Anonymous
>>387240
How are they not sued by jcJ??
No.387248
Anonymous
>>387247
Because this is a concept that is being pushed out of spite for some imagined person or persons, not out of genuine passion.
No.387249
Anonymous
>>387247
Same reason other brands aren’t sued for knock off products. No law states you can’t recycle the old drone bits and frankenstein them together into new
No.387250
Anonymous
>>387247
Because they think Von Drones is actually owned by jcjenson they just forgot about it like they did with that amusement park. They're not
No.387251
Anonymous
>>387248
Like Pavo?
No.387252
Anonymous
>>387248
>newfag discovers the steak mafia
No.387253
Anonymous
>>387251
No, that's organic, just from gooners.
No.387254
Anonymous
Image:179018401469.jpg(90kB, 698x585)Screenshot_20260923_171831_ibisPaint X.jpg
I'm not dealing with this. How about you give me some drawing ideas instead? I wanna practice with my new tablet.
No.387255
Anonymous
>>387253
Orgoonic
No.387256
Anonymous
>>387252
Yeah it’s a great racket see, lots of birdseed involved
steaks make the OC see then we talk about it See
Profit baby Profit, the (you)s just never stop flowing see
But now you know our racket, we gotta fry you see
Leeroy, give this anon a shadow ban. You’re gonna be so deprived of (you)s you’re own drone won’t recognize yoy
No.387257
Anonymous
>>387254
Nori, in her Post-Good Ending body that has organic wolf ears and an organic wolf tail, shooting the shit with Doll (forma de fantasma) and Negev. Probably during downtime between a couple of Negev's Solver practice sessions.
No.387258
Anonymous
>>387257 (me)
Actually, I would a drawing of Doomer (forma de DD)
No.387259
Anonymous
>>387254
Beretta and Drone Jane at the mall
No.387260
Anonymous
>>387258
Why are you like this?
t. >>387257
No.387261
Anonymous
>>387253
So it’s only inorganic if you don’t like it
No.387262
Anonymous
Replies:>>387266
>>387248
>>387251
>>387252
>people like a concept I dislike?
>impossible! clearly the evil drawfag black hand gang is manufacturing its supposed "popularity" out of spite!!!
meds now.
No.387263
Anonymous
Replies:>>387265
>>387261
I don't like Pavo either, but his pushes are organic.
No.387264
Anonymous
Image:179018453578.png(23kB, 209x204)E126A19F-85E0-4482-A89C-AA748D1C7090.png
>>387261
yes!
No.387265
Anonymous
>>387263
What makes something inorganic
No.387266
Anonymous
Replies:>>387272
>>387262
This same logic is used as well when someone dislikes a concept commonly liked.
Eg. being labeled Sharteen or Tomoe.
No.387267
Anonymous
Image:179018464140.jpg(767kB, 1160x1668)pavo (original character) drawn by j_apologist - 752ff44aa2385d34896c50bb32ba8f49.jpg
>>387251
Yes, but that was out of very genuine spite for the normie-slaying murderfaggots of our protagonists rather than hatred for the thread itself. THAT spite (Liam PLEASE fix your series) is useful.
No.387268
Anonymous
Image:179018464752.png(1.40MB, 1080x1619)Spoiler image
>>387265
>inorganic
Well, she’s organic now. Happy?
No.387269
Anonymous
>>387265
Are you familiar with the concept of a 'forced meme'?
No.387270
Anonymous
Replies:>>387274
>>387268
nobody asked you berrynigger
No.387271
Anonymous
Replies:>>387274
>>387268
Berryboy, no one was talking about Temu Cyn.
No.387272
Anonymous
>>387266
people are too quick to assume anyone shitstirring is tomoe, but at least in that case there's an actual precedent.
No.387273
Anonymous
>>387267
Nah, if it were done out of spite, his DD victims would be named instead of generic, and he'd have greens about killing the primary cast.
No.387274
Anonymous
>>387270
>>387271
>No leiel this time
No.387275
Anonymous
Drones that are going to drink ocean water
No.387276
Anonymous
Replies:>>387277
>>387275
>J with (J)oker paint on her display
No.387277
Anonymous
Image:179018520309.png(48kB, 382x783)1717559813759995.png
>>387276
>J
>Not Cyn
No.387278
Anonymous
Image:179018523824.png(552kB, 669x1136)uzi doorman (murder drones) - c4d324172245d7090e5a733270699e20.png
>>387267
>inb4 this is something Uzi would say verbatim

Kek
No.387279
Anonymous
Total normigroid death! The (High functioning) autist shall inherit the earth!
No.387280
Anonymous
>>387275
all of it?
No.387281
Anonymous
Replies:>>387283
>>387279
I see you too have read Liam's autobiography, My EPIC Struggle XP LMAO Waffle Bacon
No.387282
Anonymous
Image:179018568465.jpg(342kB, 1080x608)Screenshot_20260528_114436_YouTube.jpg
>>387279
>canon
>well, such as it is...
No.387283
Anonymous
Replies:>>387285
Image:179018572631.png(354kB, 515x706)AvrageUnionCitizen.png
>>387281
Yes, Liam is a very relatable person with great ideas
No.387284
Anonymous
>An Anon walks up to the Pocketsteaks booth
>"Can you please tell me more about Bonnie?"
>Pocketsteaks looks confused, using their beak they lift up an image of a mutant
>"No, Mr. Pocketsteaks, I'd like to learn more about Bonnie please."
>Letting go of the mutant picture they lift up the most unappealing nude ever drawn of Jane
>"This is all I'm ever getting is it?"
No.387285
Anonymous
Replies:>>387286
>>387283
>great ideas
No.387286
Anonymous
>>387285
They are great, he just needs ADHD meds and a normalfag friend willing to provide a second opinion.
No.387287
Anonymous
Replies:>>387289
Image:179018631719.png(128kB, 998x2777)anon and bonnie the human (original character) drawn by pocketsteaks - 0a526e5ea9f8e01dbb2fde96783fd1dd.png
>>387284
>Bonnie

Don't tempt it anon: the only thing standing between the thread and Bonnie the Mutant Milk-Cow is that it's yet to strike his fancy.
No.387288
Anonymous
Image:179018635468.jpg(99kB, 736x1308)87511f3c63455852be171e76e25e751f.jpg
No.387289
Anonymous
Image:179018646936.jpg(174kB, 687x586)040525f40a26db3c74dd750bef94a975.jpg
>>387287
anon that already happened
No.387290
Anonymous
Replies:>>387293
Drones?
No.387291
Anonymous
Image:179018658166.png(107kB, 1350x806)jane the human, bonnie the human, valentine, and pauline (original character) drawn by pocketsteaks - dfe76ac1ee9c053b57d4c8268d1599fd.png
>>387289
Sure technically, but that's clearly too hunan even by HIS standards to take seriously

I'm talking about Pocketcanon...
No.387292
Anonymous
>>387284
Bonnie has literal oceans of milk swirling in her breasts. Only her solver-enhanced physiology allows her to keep them aloft.
No.387293
Anonymous
Image:179018668398.jpg(52kB, 554x1200)d1c5bca54c53bc44fc84fdaa95f6faa7.jpg
>>387290
Sorry anon. Best I could do on short notice.
No.387294
Anonymous
Image:179018683743.png(12kB, 320x261)The Wife.png
>>387291
Mutants are so lovable bros its not fair to real drones
No.387295
Anonymous
>Be me.
>A humble owner of a little repair shop.
>I can fix anything.
>Broken mining rigs, shattered optics, fried cores.
>Everything except people.
>Got a strict rule about that.
>No organics, No sentients, nothing that used to have a face and opinions.
>One day the door bell rings.
>Some scavenger drags in a Worker Drone.
>Her chassis cracked open like an egg.
>Oil everywhere.
>One arm hanging by a single cable.
>Optic flickering like a dying light.
>"Please," he says.
>"Just try."
>I look at the thing on my workbench.
>It looks back.
>I tell him no.
>Tell him the rule.
>Tell him i don't do people.
>He just stands there, oil dripping onto my floor.
>"It's not a person," he says
>"It's a Worker"
>I don't answer
>Just stare at the open chest cavity
>At the core that should have shut down hours ago.
>At the tiny, almost imperceptible twitch in her fingers.
>Like it's trying to reach for something
>or someone.
>I pick up a tool.
>Put it back down.
>Pick it up again.
>The scavenger doesn't leave.
>He just waits.
>Outside the shop the wind howls.
>Inside, the only sound is the soft, wet click of a damaged cooling fan.
>And the quiet, stubborn pulse of a core that refuses to die.
>I start working.
>Not because i changed my mind about the rule.
>But because something in that broken drone is still asking.
>And for the first time in a long time
>I don't know how to say no
No.387296
Anonymous
>>387288
>how Uzi had hoped becoming a goddess would go
No.387297
Anonymous
Replies:>>387298
Image:179018698179.jpg(3.74MB, 2480x3508)uzi doorman and absolute solver (murder drones) drawn by wingedwolf_67 - b6bdc3f59c44d574bcaa98d93f970c3f.jpg
>>387294
This is known
No.387298
Anonymous
Image:179018743165.jpg(58kB, 736x736)e4a89246dc90d58bd48f2ad24a4bf6e1.jpg
>>387288
>>387297
>Uzis

My infernal lust for this purple retard is matched only by my desire to climb inside N and wear him like a suit. Why can't lonely autismodrones be real?
No.387299
Anonymous
Replies:>>387300
Drawpile when?
No.387300
Anonymous
Replies:>>387304
>>387299
The last one isn’t complete?
No.387301
Anonymous
Dwarf Drones?
No.387302
Anonymous
Image:179018906381.jpg(230kB, 1080x619)Screenshot_20260923_134406_Chrome.jpg
>>387301
>live underground
>fear the sky
>obsessive about shinies
>hillariously capable craftsmen

That's just canon
No.387303
Anonymous
Replies:>>387309
Image:179018920931.png(12kB, 326x500)172724041935.png
>>387301
Retarded dwarf drone, yes, that is what the Latin name of the species means.
No.387304
Anonymous
>>387300
No but it flopped bad, I could try to fill it up with drones.
No.387305
Anonymous
>>387304
Who are you?
No.387306
Anonymous
Image:179018950611.jpg(97kB, 1792x828)u41vo0sr8qo31.jpg
>4channers and +channers are natural enemies!
>Like redditfags and +channers!
>Or xitterfags and +channers!
>Ir tumblr trannies and +channers!
>Or +channers and other +channers!
>Damn +channers, they ruined +chan!
No.387307
Anonymous
Image:179018951452.png(175kB, 1743x1745)uzi doorman and grub (original character and 1 more) drawn by norivos - 372f31d94825239d217537c066a0b7ba.png
>>387305
>t. the drawpile man
No.387308
Anonymous
>>387305
Zincglass22, I used to upload greens but then I became tiered and I decided not to push myself further so I won’t have a melty like tomoe had.
No.387309
Anonymous
Image:179019012876.jpg(68kB, 736x652)a8da89eae93fd4b6243c2486182cafb6 (1).jpg
>>387303
>retarded
>drone

That's a tautology anon: all drones are retarded by nature
No.387310
Anonymous
Replies:>>387311
>>387308
What a normal thing for you to say.
No.387311
Anonymous
>>387310
What do you mean by normal?
No.387312
Anonymous
Replies:>>387314
>>387209
A jug of cheap beer.
No.387313
Anonymous
Replies:>>387315
>You walk into the outpost's gym's locker room
>Akita is sitting there, staring at you as you open your locker
>"Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door. The meatbag club's two halls down."
No.387314
Anonymous
Replies:>>387324
Image:179019188688.jpg(52kB, 850x663)drunkY.jpg
>>387312
Vodka with cola, she's getting slav'd
No.387315
Anonymous
Image:179019192296.png(305kB, 890x3928)gachidruchi.png
>>387313
No.387316
Anonymous
Image:179019209742.png(120kB, 417x559)DD Doomer.png
>>387258
No.387317
Anonymous
Checking her logs and why the fuck does my drone think about Miku so often?
No.387318
Anonymous
Replies:>>387321
>>387316
You were replying to your own "request" there, weren't you Berryboy.
No.387319
Anonymous
Replies:>>387321
Image:179019241213.png(168kB, 499x1247)doomer (original character) drawn by strawberryanon - 425424a0818ce53502879051d3feccdc.png
>>387316
>smiling

Can't be Doomer, obviously some variation on X

Also
>cracked visor
>even Solver regen dosen't fix her
>literally incapable of being healthy

Kek
No.387320
Anonymous
>>387220
Nice, they look like first drone concepts.
No.387321
Anonymous
Image:179019265026.jpg(26kB, 566x353)images - 2026-09-23T204323.853.jpeg
>>387318
Nope.
>>387319
I like to think the Solver is fucking with her by intentionally widening her crack and giving her a permanent smile like Perry, but what do I know?
No.387322
Anonymous
>>387289
>>387291
>>387294
lotsa drones in this thread
No.387323
Anonymous
Replies:>>387331
Image:179019320364.jpg(721kB, 4800x4800)Droned.jpg
What do you do when you wake up with a droner (Boner for drones)?
No.387324
Anonymous
Replies:>>387325
>>387314
>cola
Slavic kids stop washing down vodka with cola by the time they turn five. It’s time for her to grow up.
No.387325
Anonymous
Replies:>>387327
Image:179019353565.jpg(269kB, 2085x2463)CuteY.jpg
>>387324
You don't give your women sugar water (90% proof)? Everyone east of Warsaw really is a barbarian
No.387326
Anonymous
>>387304
Please do that.
No.387327
Anonymous
Image:179019456042.png(21kB, 547x683)1768045411666.png
>>387325
Alcohol freezes at -114 degrees Celsius, when water freezes at 0.

You either adapt or you die.
No.387328
Anonymous
Replies:>>387648
>>387305
the sleeper goat of the community
No.387329
Anonymous
No.387331
Anonymous
>>387323
But I don't get horny for drones. I get horny for human women.
No.387332
Anonymous
>Fun Afternoon Canon Fact: Post-Good Ending, Rebecca sometimes visits the orphanage she was put in after N killed her parents as a pillbaby. Kids and staff don't know why they're feeling that positivity when she's invisibly among them, but they pick up the good vibes.
>It's usually Emily bringing her there, so they pick up her energy too. Just not as strongly, since she doesn't have a history there like Rebecca does.
No.387333
Anonymous
>>387331
Then get out.
No.387334
Anonymous
Replies:>>387336
>>387186
>N+J hybrid
>Basically Fem!N with part of J
I see absolutely zero downsides.
No.387335
Anonymous
>>387333
no, turn him into a drone
No.387336
Anonymous
Replies:>>387338
>>387334
No, no, no, you get corporate femboy N with occasional bouts of bipolar
No.387337
Anonymous
Image:179019591340.png(36kB, 852x792)dronepearl.png
>>387335
Done
No.387338
Anonymous
Replies:>>387341
Image:179019621022.png(1.73MB, 2200x2578)serial designation n (murder drones) drawn by megbanned - 12661ac857d5d2e429c3d77f6af6fca1.png
>>387336
I can still work with that.
No.387339
Anonymous
>>387333
Daga kotawaru.
>>387335
TF fetishes are gay.
>>387337
Good thing I'm not that guy.
No.387340
Anonymous
Replies:>>387355
Image:179019643403.png(216kB, 504x439)jane the human and bonnie the human (original character) drawn by amyanon - 376ea879c7ddbd39a4d2582657fe969d.png
>>387284
>Bonnie lore

Would there even be any point to that?

She's a plot device right? A character made to serve a single narrative purpose(tragic lost love) and nothing more. What we know of her (beloved by her men, competent, generous, sunny, optimistic, TOO generous...) is more than enough for that. Add in the side segments we have on top (wanting to be a teacher, everything about her mother) and she seems a reasonably "full" character as it stand.

And besides: what even is there to add? Trivia? Her internal perspective? The former is pointless and the latter(in light of her narrative purpose) actively takes away from her character by removing the "mystique" of her actions: it makes her no longer some impossible ideal Jane betrayed, just another scared woman that died horribly and pointlessly.
No.387341
Anonymous
Replies:>>387342
Image:179019681821.jpg(26kB, 736x414)afe2e413c55f15dc80046ed6baff4250.jpg
>>387338
Are you sure? Liam would disagree
>inb4 Anon gets Pilot J
>the theorized one
>now has to endure a blackpilled, overly hostile guard dog built as a foil to Nuzi's romance
>no corpo love
>no pigtails
>not even hope
>just an overriding sense of duty
>at least he's still a jobber...
No.387342
Anonymous
Image:179019705648.png(44kB, 262x285)Charlie.png
>>387341
His "duty" is to get mpregged, whether he likes it or not.
No.387343
Anonymous
>>387342
You'd be the one getting mpregged, anon
No.387344
Anonymous
>>387343
He's a jobber. What is he going to do?
No.387345
Anonymous
Replies:>>387347
>>387344
This is an N-J hybrid that's mostly N.
No.387346
Anonymous
>>387344
Job straight into fatherhood, that's what.
No.387347
Anonymous
Replies:>>387371
>>387345
>that's mostly N.
Okay, so he's a cock-hungry twink.
No.387348
Anonymous
Image:179019731288.png(523kB, 1500x1857)tessa james elliot and serial designation j (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - 8c7636a954df23a1807190bd5777d04e.png
>>387342
>the jobber lies back and thinks of Tessa
>now you are both happy(?)
>less so in 9 months though...
No.387349
Anonymous
Replies:>>387366
>>387337
Holy fucking shit dust
No.387350
Anonymous
No.387351
Anonymous
>Techanon got injured.
>Pavo dragged him to safety inside a hidden underground bunker.
>But the DD followed them before it could tear the door down.
>Pavo had no choice but to use his secret weapon.
>He took the position.
>"Why is Pavo facing me? The enemy will come from the other direction."
>The DD managed to enter.
>Then, with such speed and velocity, Pavo launched himself but backwards?
>With such impact, the DD's robotic skull was crushed upon impact.
>Defeated by Pavo's greatest weapon.
Pavo ass.
No.387352
Anonymous
>>387351
>Or so the records would have you believe.
>Of course in reality the noxious shock-wave of emissions forced from his secret weapon was enough to melt the DD down into an oily mix of sludge and singed hair.
>The DD's never again would pick a target with sensitive and irritable internals
No.387353
Anonymous
Image:179019903711.png(1.21MB, 2000x2650)1768045411551.png
>>387331
I understand your feelings, Anon.

But the repopulation plan has to be carried out.
No.387354
Anonymous
No.387355
Anonymous
Image:179019917875.png(408kB, 1075x692)ILLEGAL .png
>>387340
WtF Media Literate Anon?!
I dont mean that as an insult btw
No.387356
Anonymous
Replies:>>387359
Coal powered J
https://x.com/FNAFkatX/status/2072739246817919311
No.387357
Anonymous
>>387351
To die beneath the landing gear of a Sentinel drone is a worthy death.
No.387358
Anonymous
Image:179019950754.jpg(131kB, 1242x1295)1697348544802309.jpg
People asking for more Bonnie lore always striked me as a little odd as the Jane, Bonnie, and Abby lore feels pretty tapped for the Solver War era at least

Now Fodderi and Tammy on the other hand
No.387359
Anonymous
Replies:>>387360
Image:179019955559.jpg(83kB, 976x764)Spoiler image
>>387356
>coal powered
>Industrial Jigger removal

BASED
No.387360
Anonymous
>>387359
cute Jigger..
No.387361
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:179020030838.mp4(619kB / 0:00:09 / h264+aac, 1280x720)LuigiisG-2087878570479951951-01.mp4
I won't lie the recent Resident Evil movie has really made me want to get back to Mutant Posting
No.387362
Anonymous
>Be me Anon.
>Waiting in the bathroom for my toothpaste delivery I ordered two hours ago.
>The package said “same-day drone drop”.
>Whatever that means.
>I'm already in brushing my teeth with water because the tube ran out mid-stroke.
>Suddenly I heard a soft clunk on the tile.
>I look down.
>Standing there is the smallest worker drone I’ve ever seen.
>Gnome-sized.
>Maybe eight inches tall.
>Tiny visor with glowing lime optics.
>She looks up at me with that sad expression.
>Of something that has already given up and falling into despair.
>Her little hands fidget.
>I kneel down.
>“uh… you got my toothpaste?”
>She stares for a second
>Then in the quietest, most exhausted voice:
>“Sigh...squeeze me.”
>I blink.
>“What?”
>“Please… just squeeze.”
>Her visor flickers.
>She steps closer, arms slightly out.
>looks like she’s bracing for it
>You carefully pinch her sides between thumb and finger.
>She’s warm.
>Soft plating that gives under pressure.
>Her expression changes.
>Shock
>Her mouth opens .
>A long, perfect stripe of mint-flavored toothpaste slowly extrudes from between her teeth.
>lands neatly on my toothbrush.
>She just stands there.
>Still looking sad.
>A little more empty now.
>“…thanks?”
>She nods once
>Then sits down on the bath mat like her battery just died.
>I brush my teeth in silence.
>The tiny drone doesn’t move.
>Delivery complete I guess.
>But also...WTF.
>Who condemned her to such an existence?
No.387363
Anonymous
>>387361
Name your favourite RE game right now.
No.387364
Anonymous
>>387361
SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK!
No.387365
Anonymous
Replies:>>387420
Image:179020070688.png(477kB, 1049x658)1713175595269.png
>>387361
Do you intend to write about that particular .7% of zombie drones, or are you going to write humanslop and pretend the AS doesn't just see humans as food and raw materials?
No.387366
Anonymous
>>387349
Quite literally.
No.387367
Anonymous
>>387361
That is the worst sentence I have ever read in all of these threads.
No.387368
Anonymous
I need to borrow a drone's limbs, just the limbs, no reason.
No.387369
Anonymous
Replies:>>387385
>>387363
No replies…
No.387370
Anonymous
I wish mutants were interesting and not just an excuse to post porn.
No.387371
Anonymous
Replies:>>387374
>>387342
>>387343
Npregged and no
>>387347
If anything the J in him would make him more dominant.
No.387372
Anonymous
>>387363
Re1, original
No.387373
Anonymous
Pvp patch notes for Asset Liquidation
>Toxin, acid and flame based weapons now deal DoT instead of flat damage
>Armor restored from plate pickups has been reduced from 25 to 20
>Sentinel drone flash cooldown has been increased from 2 seconds to 4 to prevent spam
>Sentinel drone armor has been increased by 50 points, movement speed has been lowered by 10%
>Disassembly drone regeneration has been lowered from 9 HP/S to 4 HP/S, you're glass cannons with some survivability, not tanks.
>Worker drone building and demolition speed has been buffed by 30%, subsequently total HP has been lowered by 10%
>Drone technician support skill cooldowns have been lowered across the board
>Liquidators have the Martyrdom perk be default with incendiary grenades, fuel tanks for flamethrowers have been increased
>Fixed the oogi, fixed the enn
No.387374
Anonymous
Replies:>>387383
Image:179020123184.jpg(105kB, 1206x818)138c6937f8cf73e70599253ceb02152c.jpg
>>387371
>J
>Dominant
Guffaw
No.387375
Anonymous
Bidge
No.387376
Anonymous
Image:179020130552.png(748kB, 1110x430)NotGonnaLike this One.png
>>387363
Re2make probably from a pure "How much does this game matter to me personally" given I both love the actual game and me and my close friends bonded over it

otherwise, im partial to Re4 and the Re4mak, having almost a 130 hours in the Remake and hundred hours between re4 and re4 VR

tbf I dont have a fav, I like am all. SH2 and Sh2make mogs em anyways
No.387377
Anonymous
Replies:>>387381
>>387372
[Doubt]
No.387378
Anonymous
Replies:>>387384
>>387376
>SH2 and Sh2make
Ask me how I know you have only played 2make
No.387379
Anonymous
RE type mutants or Prototype type mutants
No.387380
Anonymous
Replies:>>387393
>>387370
I'm not intending to come off as a puritan or anything of the like but at least sentinel drones had proper lore and were interesting outside of "what if monster women... but with BIG ASS AND TITS".
No.387381
Anonymous
Replies:>>387385
Image:179020144303.jpg(106kB, 640x572)latest.jpg
>>387377
You're right
Because I played the version on DS, not the original. Im a fraud.
No.387382
Anonymous
J findom. Which is to say someone spending all of J's money.
No.387383
Anonymous
Image:179020155629.jpg(213kB, 1080x608)Screenshot_20260702_120055_YouTube.jpg
>>387374
She tries!
No.387384
Anonymous
Image:179020156932.jpg(10kB, 391x330)10324f0a3536c9e87f53dba1b8b2c3a8.jpg
>>387378
>only played 2make
foolish anon
I played HD collection Sh2 and Sh3
(before Sh2 Enhanced Edition Mod came out of course then I played that)
No.387385
Anonymous
Replies:>>387386
>>387369
BTFO'd instantly by the other two replies, fag.
>>387372
Poser.
>>387376
Oof. To be expected though.
>>387381
Not the original but it is certainly quite the delight to play. I'll let you pass into my dungeon realm freely. For now.
No.387386
Anonymous
Replies:>>387387
>>387385
All samefags doe
No.387387
Anonymous
Replies:>>387389
>>387386
Only niggers say this doe
:) JK I luv u
No.387388
Anonymous
Image:179020182320.png(338kB, 921x467)ENTER.png
SH2 (Master of all gaming)
DS2
RE2
thems the brakes
No.387389
Anonymous
>>387387
nghhh~
No.387390
Anonymous
Replies:>>387587
Video + 🎵:179020191805.mp4(273kB / 0:00:06 / h264+aac, 416x360)irapethis.mp4
>"what if monster women... but with BIG ASS AND TITS".
No.387392
Anonymous
at the mere mention of mutants the thread spikes in activity... truly the cure all of OCs
No.387393
Anonymous
Replies:>>387394
Image:179020200970.png(80kB, 477x524)PS Berry.png
I have assimilated the steaks in my pockets.
>>387380
>And So do I.
No.387394
Anonymous
>>387393
needs more sweat to be the average steaks drawing
No.387395
Anonymous
What if pocketsteaks was called pocketpuh
No.387396
Anonymous
what if privatedust was called privateSdust... heh... gottem
No.387397
Anonymous
What if you
No.387398
Anonymous
What if drones were evil
No.387399
Anonymous
>>387370
nobody is able to debate this anon
No.387400
Anonymous
>>387399
What if someone gave me yous
No.387401
Anonymous
Replies:>>387407
>What if(green related):
>>386714
No.387402
Anonymous
>>387399
I don't really want a debate I just wish mutants were cooler OC's and not just -and I really do not enjoy having to say this word- pornbait.
No.387403
Anonymous
Replies:>>387405
Image:179020276268.png(215kB, 574x568)652b2e250ba64d5f566db163d3d509fa.png
What if Anons loved us.
No.387404
Anonymous
>>387373
moid tears incoming
No.387405
Anonymous
Image:179020296518.png(488kB, 655x569)Warms my heart.PNG
>>387403
That's the neat part
They never will
No.387406
Anonymous
Image:179020298491.jpg(516kB, 1666x2009)IMG_6281.jpeg
!ROLL A MUTANT!
>instructions:
roll 1d7
roll 1d27
roll 1d5
No.387407
Anonymous
>>387401
what if simon met akira hahaha what if what if
No.387408
Anonymous
>>387407
akita* FUCKKKKKKK
i must commit seppuku
No.387409
Anonymous
Replies:>>387414
Image:179020314547.png(144kB, 326x263)Not Normal.png
>>387406
Why don't you roll for a Security check against that plasteel cylinder?
No.387410
Anonymous
While we're on the topic of mutants, I'll repost my own versions:
>>300434
>>319674
No.387411
Anonymous
Image:179020324487.jpg(380kB, 1080x593)Screenshot_20260923_174038_Chrome.jpg
>>387407
>akira
>simon deleted from existence by a rapidly expanding ball of mutieflesh

Good End
No.387412
Anonymous
Image:179020331475.png(58kB, 409x394)phrog.png
>>387407
He'd look at V with reproductive intentions right afterwards.
No.387413
Anonymous
>>387412
I mean if some weird vampire robot and a genetically altered robot were able to generate offspring I don't see how a human and a robot vampire cannot.
No.387414
Anonymous
Replies:>>387416
>>387409
It’s polymetal silly <3
No.387415
Anonymous
/md/ but contentfags exist in the Murder Drones universe, either as part of it or owned by their oc's for revenge.
No.387416
Anonymous
Image:179020372718.png(91kB, 482x521)Raggedy Ass Cowgirl.png
>>387414
Doesn't make it any less of a skill check, anon. Now hop to it.
No.387417
Anonymous
Replies:>>387430
>>387412
>>387413
>>387407
The real question is what Akita's reaction would be.
Simon would be her... uncle? He's V's (her aunt, technically) husband, so... idk
No.387418
Anonymous
Image:179020391444.png(287kB, 604x798)uzi doorman, serial designation n, akita doorman, and nori doorman (original character and 1 more) drawn by lilblucat - 415accb6f3b72dc5dbaa2efbac8957d4.png
>>387413
>they weren't
>*Uzi* could

Also Colt(successful robot x robot) came out with severe seizures alongside his roboautism, so I wouldn't exactly call him a "success" story either
No.387419
Anonymous
>>387415
you mean like written by their oc's?
No.387420
Anonymous
Image:179020400358.png(135kB, 482x566)HPIdjbwXYAAQ8pv.png
>>387365
>Hmm, we've removed the core safety spikes and have been killing and reviving this drone repeatedly for the past month.
>Anything yet?
>It escaped.
No.387421
Anonymous
>>387419
Sure. I can't even imagine the kind of torture Cici puts her creator through in her fics.
No.387422
Anonymous
Replies:>>387428
>>387415
>Pocketstonks getting beaten into the ground by a horde of drones, humans, and abominations.
No.387423
Anonymous
>>387421
>“so you like chilli cheese eh?”
“uh huh”
>“well, HAVE ALL THE CHILLI CHEESE IN THE WORLD! HAHAHAHA”
The Simpsons - Homer Eating All The Donuts In The Worldyoutube thumb
No.387424
Anonymous
Image:179020427850.jpg(101kB, 960x563)f363ecd2c500495e89eac4d1dee656c6.webp.jpg
>>387415
>>387419
What do Berry and all the other traumatized drones I put through suffering in my greentexts do?
No.387425
Anonymous
Replies:>>387578
>>387421
>cici pinning anon down and slowly crushing him to death beneath her boobs as they fill with more and more chili and cheese
No.387426
Anonymous
>>387406
I don't know the commands to do it here but I have a dice roller. You'll just have to trust whatever numbers come out.
6, 12, 1
Abomination, like Kurt, unsentient/puppet
I don't fully remember what Kurt's deal was but if someone can give me the QRD or post a reference I will try to bash something together.
No.387427
Anonymous
Replies:>>387583
Image:179020459474.png(293kB, 2000x1758)kurt doorman and jerma (original character and 1 more) drawn by crystal_kingdom_(artist) - 9b5090b8bb203d8090ef265b54dc9352.png
>>387426
This sad faggot. Reincarnated Jerma. Spawn of Anon and Beretta(yet another reason Anons should never breed) with a mild case of Solvershit built around "chat"
No.387428
Anonymous
Image:179020462581.png(49kB, 713x672)pocketduck (original character) drawn by pocketsteaks - 4d9f20ce75bfdd60761d520d7da5ff5d.png
>>387422
>the pocketsteaks cries out in agony as it pecks you
No.387429
Anonymous
Image:179020476013.jpg(597kB, 1656x1520)IMG_6285.jpeg
>>387426
No.387430
Anonymous
Replies:>>387433
>>387417
her grunkle stunkle from funkle bunkle
No.387431
Anonymous
>>387429
>Uzi insulting
>with "freak" and "unnatural"

That's retarded: she's seen that shit as a compliment since episode 2. Also definitely wouldn't push TOO hard on insulting a family member but that's a secondary concern
No.387432
Anonymous
What if Muties were the friends we made in the way?
No.387433
Anonymous
Replies:>>387445
>>387430
>akita and beretta investigating mysterious solver shenanigans while their neglectful uncle Simon Grumpwell (who doesn't even bother giving his own son a shirt) is in charge of them.
No.387434
Anonymous
Image:179020587931.png(189kB, 519x381)4okf9p0r44q91.png
>Post-Good End but N's not the robo-genetic father of his kids because a WDF glownigger used Science to irreversibly alter his codebase so that any copies of it made outside of his body automatically transform into Thad's codebase
No.387435
Anonymous
Image:179020594212.png(3.20MB, 2032x2273)5c036afe1db9675ecd57f5c92a9aeeb58.png
What happend to Renevant Tessa anon? She's so cool
No.387436
Anonymous
>>387435
I gave you Onryo Tessa last thread.
No.387437
Anonymous
You'll be spending most of your life livin' in the Akita paradise
No.387438
Anonymous
Replies:>>387439
>>387437
>The Berry and Keeter AU swap
No.387439
Anonymous
Replies:>>387447
>>387438
Shut the fuck up about Temu Cyn holy shit
No.387440
Anonymous
Image:179020645035.png(93kB, 747x584)picture.png
I owe the Murder Drones community a huge apology after the BLUNDER of a mistake I just realized I made.
I made Simon a father and (Like an absolute fool) forgot to give him a luscious, grandious moustache.
No.387441
Anonymous
>>387437
>Organics, especially humans
>Allowed in the keetnostate
No.387442
Anonymous
>>387415
>Owned my Molly
I don't want a depressed clown deciding if she wants to kill me or not
No.387443
Anonymous
Replies:>>387446
>>387440
Man this one looks fucking cursed
No.387444
Anonymous
Replies:>>387448
Anon no it’s a trick!
When you enter the keetnostate they turn you into a solsap!
No.387445
Anonymous
>>387440
>still shirtless

Not beating >>387433's allegations
No.387446
Anonymous
Replies:>>387449
>>387443
HOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW sotp being mean to my chud son
No.387447
Anonymous
Image:179020672025.jpg(437kB, 1080x1101)Retconned Strawberry lore (1).jpg
>>387439
>It was just relevant at the time.
I don't believe I need your permission to speak
No.387448
Anonymous
>>387444
Our kids were gonna be that anyway so w/e
No.387449
Anonymous
Replies:>>387451
Image:179020691462.jpg(58kB, 850x930)Nchudson.jpg
>>387446
That picture reminded me of a certain lady, promise you won't feed V rocks and then go out to buy milk and avoid paying child support
No.387450
Anonymous
Replies:>>387460
Image:179020693779.png(4.26MB, 3000x4000)uzi doorman, serial designation n, serial designation j, serial designation v, tessa james elliot, and 2 more (murder drones) drawn by anonymous_artist - 3404ad123df8271bd76f9d8eab9cca1e.png
>>387435
Sadly there's just not much you can do with her. CyberRevenent Tessa lends herself to exactly three stories:

>Tessa PUNCH Cyn!
>Tessa PUNCH Uzi!
>Tessa learns to stop PUNCHing!

And, although I wasn't there for her creation, I assume by the art that all 3 got explored. Dosen't hurt that the third bullet's not exactly exclusive to her...
No.387451
Anonymous
Replies:>>387462
>>387449
idk mayne I just gave him a mix of Simon's and V's hair is that why he looks like some weird OC I'm unaware of?
No.387452
Anonymous
Image:179020711036.jpg(23kB, 277x351)Clark-gable-pencil-moustache.jpg
>>387440
Kek give him an old school pencil moustache.
No.387453
Anonymous
Replies:>>387455
Image:179020712930.jpg(32kB, 714x480)177768306486.jpg
>>387373
>they didn't nerf cyber warfare classes
No.387454
Anonymous
Replies:>>387457
>>387452
yes yes yes this is much better
No.387455
Anonymous
Replies:>>387463
Image:179020737771.png(112kB, 920x1054)tessa james elliot and sam (original character and 1 more) drawn by itanon - f5ae03b72e349f6ec7a7c29ed1ff3c12.png
>>387453
>using cyber warfare

Sure, nerf them against networked enemies. Don't just deploy a mutant. Or a human. Or even a drone with their retarded transponder buffs off. Just render the class completeky useless on its only selling point because you Sentiniggers can't stand seeing anyone have the *capability* to hurt a Blue.
No.387456
Anonymous
Replies:>>387461
>>387361
as a popcorn horror flick it's... fine. worth watching for the monsters and a couple of sequences if you can stomach vivziepop dialogue and marvel humor. but it is just not Resident Evil at all.
No.387457
Anonymous
Image:179020743889.png(92kB, 721x520)mouostasushesh.png
>>387452
>>387454
mightaswell post the results
No.387458
Anonymous
>>387423
I like chili cheese but if I had to chug it I'd spew after like, three cups.
No.387459
Anonymous
>>387440
nobody cares gigger
No.387460
Anonymous
>>387450
I like her
No.387461
Anonymous
Replies:>>387472
Image:179020813033.jpg(120kB, 800x839)1786603505757706.jpg
>>387456
>if you can stomach vivziepop dialogue and marvel humor
I know that's the main audience of cinema these days, but I just have ask why.
No.387462
Anonymous
Replies:>>387464
>>387451
yes nigga stop stealing ocs
No.387463
Anonymous
Replies:>>387467
>>387455
THOSE HACKS KEEP SPAMMING CC AND DOT! DINOFUCKERS PULLED THE SAME SHIT WITH THEIR FLASH SPAM!
No.387464
Anonymous
Image:179020826871.png(11kB, 66x69)ejpid.png
>>387462
Okay I'm so fucking sorry okay I'm going to piss myself please stop being mean to me
No.387465
Anonymous
Image:179020832155.png(182kB, 868x615)What.png
Stop confusing Masqy with your hebrew tier nonsense
No.387466
Anonymous
>>387465
>Masqy is dead
>The accident wasn't your fault
>You need to let go
No.387467
Anonymous
Image:179020855276.png(313kB, 512x512)1707463403737.png
>>387463
>DINOFUCKERS
Dare we open Pandora's Box?
No.387468
Anonymous
>>387465
Gently hold the Masqy and stroke her until she enters sleep mode.
I hope Bunny's doing alright, last post was a bit worrying.
No.387469
Anonymous
Image:179020874157.jpg(411kB, 2048x2048)Jass.jpeg
J's huge Jass
https://x.com/MeltedMolten/status/2102843089521959263
No.387470
Anonymous
>>387457
I love it.
No.387471
Anonymous
Replies:>>387478
Image:179020885734.png(2.37MB, 1920x1080)Spoiler image
Can V have your heart?
No.387472
Anonymous
>>387461
you think that's bad, apparently they cut most of the humor out after test audiences found it too funny, and it still turned out like that. but Resident Evil's always been a comedy bro, so it's a good adaptation!
No.387473
Anonymous
Replies:>>387538
Image:179020905475.jpg(186kB, 806x1198)cordussy.jpg
>>387469
Kek! Reminded me of this art too.
No.387474
Anonymous
Human men must wear a HEjab! Their forms are too lewd and drive drone women into a sexual frenzy!
No.387475
Anonymous
Image:179020971353.png(175kB, 648x639)SmugY.png
>>387474
>Only let your man outside when he has to go to work
>Fly him to work
>Ensure he is not bothered at work by covering him with your scent (The fail girl musk is deadly)
>Keep him in the wargaming basement when he's at home
TactYcal GenYus wins again
No.387476
Anonymous
Image:179021021680.gif(931kB, 498x249)peaky blinders.gif
>>387472
>test audiences found it too funny
No.387477
Anonymous
Replies:>>387479
>>387472
Yeah, having serious moments and silly moments mixed together is it's thing. Like chris punching a boulder.
No.387478
Anonymous
Replies:>>387588
Image:179021172650.png(17kB, 566x540)yeowch.png
>>387471
Any day.
No.387479
Anonymous
No.387480
Anonymous
Image:179021278986.png(1.13MB, 2360x1640)26483b63e09ae7fa68cfcb0a5f5128fd.png
PLUSHIE FUCKERS UNITE!!!
No.387481
Anonymous
>>387480
doesn’t this nigga draw horse porn
No.387482
Anonymous
>>387480
(J)ushie pregnant with your child.
No.387483
Anonymous
>>387480
>ghastlypann
No.387484
Anonymous
Replies:>>387485
>>387465
Don't pay attention to them, Masqy. Now, tell me where you come from
No.387485
Anonymous
>>387484
JCJannies this guy is grooming dronelitas!
No.387486
Anonymous
Replies:>>387489
Vicious "If he's an N we'll rape him then" Fiend
Vicious "No need for limbs when love will do" Fiend
No.387487
Anonymous
Replies:>>387493
>/md/ RPG
>During the time travel sidequest anon temporarily has Thad in his party
>Without thinking he equips E's old dress onto Thad
>This has forever changed the course of history
No.387488
Anonymous
>>387480
Plussie Fuckers
No.387489
Anonymous
Replies:>>387490
>>387486
>fiend raping N
laaaarp
No.387490
Anonymous
>>387489
True. Fiend self-inserts as Uzi, even going as so far as to effectively TF Uzi her into her own self-insert through drone dementia.
No.387491
Anonymous
>/md/ RPG
>To defeat Dr. Henry, Anon simply shows the old fucker 2099 brainrot
>This gives Henry a stroke instantly
No.387492
Anonymous
Replies:>>387498
What if we had an OC named Giuseppe?
No.387493
Anonymous
>>387487
>>387491
No one would know what either of these are referencing nowadays
No.387494
Anonymous
>/md/ rpg
>Anon attempts to flirt with MG to get a discount
>Unfortunately for Anon, MG's only love is money and men
>Anon choose a poor day to play as a female character
No.387495
Anonymous
Replies:>>387496
>>387494
>MG's only love is money
Fixed it.
No.387496
Anonymous
Replies:>>387497
>>387495
>Doesn't remember the Mega Gay jokes
I'm too old for this thread. My bones creak and my grandson hasn't called me in 3 weeks
No.387497
Anonymous
>>387496
No, I 'membuh.
I just think leaning into the money thing was funnier.
No.387498
Anonymous
Replies:>>387500
No.387499
Anonymous
>>387494
>/md/ rpg
>explodes
No.387500
Anonymous
>>387498
You. Read. My. Mind.
No.387501
Anonymous
Replies:>>387502
>/md/ rpg
>Anon is forced to take a history test in order to enter Hyperdronia
No.387502
Anonymous
>>387501
Fucking lag
No.387503
Anonymous
>/md/ rpg
>Anon is forced to take a history test in order to enter Hyperdronia so he can recruit Blondi and John's bastard children
>The test is actually extremely easy, you just need to answer basic trivia for Murder Drones episodes
>Unfortunately Anon is larper and his only information of the show comes from the threads
>He is forced to enter Oogiborea instead
No.387504
Anonymous
>>387503
>Oogiborea
What's that like compared to Hyperdronea?
No.387505
Anonymous
Replies:>>387507
>>387503
I wanna go to the keetnostate instead
No.387506
Anonymous
Replies:>>387523
>>387504
I would assume it would be like a Dwarven underground city
No.387507
Anonymous
Replies:>>387509
>>387505
>(You) are automatically blocked from entering the Keetnostate due to having a disturbing amount of enthusiasm
>Also you ain't keet
No.387508
Anonymous
>>387504
You know those extremely dangerous VC tunnels they had to employ manlets to go in and clear?
No.387509
Anonymous
Image:179021801827.gif(2.82MB, 480x270)God Forgive me The Room Ending.gif
>>387507
No.387510
Anonymous
Image:179021820049.png(1.16MB, 1748x2480)175641130554.png
saucy brat
No.387511
Anonymous
Would getting unbirthed by a Solver Witch (or even the current solver herself) turn you into a SolSap?
No.387512
Anonymous
>>387511
Someone must draw this for science
No.387513
Anonymous
Replies:>>387532
>>387510
It's close enough to October. Why hasn't this fuckhead done anything?
No.387514
Anonymous
Replies:>>387515
Image:179021849908.png(148kB, 961x618)177851840416.png
>>387511
No.387515
Anonymous
>>387514
FIEND NO!
No.387516
Anonymous
>>387511
You really didn't need to post that. Again.
No.387517
Anonymous
Replies:>>387520
Dronico! Let's go bowling!
No.387518
Anonymous
No.387519
Anonymous
>>387510
>>387518
Grown woman btw
No.387520
Anonymous
>>387517
No Droneman, I don't want to go FUCKING BOWLING!
No.387522
Anonymous
Image:179021926454.png(440kB, 680x954)lucypumpkincarving(andbonusjofaucet).png
>>387510
It is her time soon
No.387523
Anonymous
>>387506
>>387503
>Oogiborea is unexpectedly peaceful and serene
>Flying Bugrettas sing hymns and play trumpets
>Doors of gold and brass decorate the landscape
>Oogiborea is ruled under Prime Minister Kan
>Kan keeps the Oogis stupid and happy, out of fear that they will revert to their old warlike ways and overthrow him before attempting to conquer the surface world
>It's not because Kan fears the destruction of the Dwarfus species, he simply fears losing his power
>If the Oogis knew that they used to be rebellious, kickass, inventors they would toss his ass down a hole within an instant
>The Tads and Lizzu's seek to restore the order of things as under Kan parties have been made illegal unless they involve lame things like doors and classical music
>The Enns meanwhile seek to keep the Oogis stupid as they fear if the Oogis remembered the old ways that they would have their rights restricted
>The Duls have been imprisoned by the Kans and used as a labor force, they only care about Kan being overthrown
>The Norees are kept hidden by the Kans in secluded chambers unallowed to listen to nightcore which has driven them mad
>The Kans use the Norees witchcraft to steer the course of political events primarily to ensure the Door Agenda stays in place
>The Bugrettras are kept away from Oogis and while this has made the Bugrettas somewhat happy, they are extremely bored
No.387524
Anonymous
>>387523
Sorry I was extremely bored
No.387525
Anonymous
>>387523
>The Cyntipede's meanwhile have been plotting with Kan to perform an attack that will wipe out all those in Oogiborea should Kan's true intentions be discovered
No.387526
Anonymous
Replies:>>387528
Video + 🎵:179022012980.mp4(650kB / 0:00:06 / h264+aac, 640x1166)droneleaks.mp4
Local drone athlete dies in tragic accident!
No.387527
Anonymous
>>387523
>Siding with Kan simply allows the player to skip the questline entirely, but kicks you out of returning to Oogiborea permanently
>Siding with the Tads and Lizzu's results in the Oogis overthrowing Kan and evolving into Alpha's which forces all Oogis you encounter from there on out to be 5 levels higher than you always
>However, you are rewarded with the Perfect Door, a shield that grants immunity to all DoT effects at the cost of massively lowering your mana, dexterity, and health
No.387528
Anonymous
>>387526
You can't post uncensored gore here
No.387529
Anonymous
>>387510
>The coffin rattles
>Lucy will awaken soon
No.387530
Anonymous
Image:179022100320.jpg(69kB, 803x578)Missouri_post_refit.JPG
>>387523
>Kan believes that what he is doing is right
>He still remembers those days when the Oogis ran wild and free across the woods
>But one day, they found out they were not alone
>Outside the woods, the Oogis found a place where delicious berries grew plentifully in neat, straight lines
>They plundered the berries with glee, enjoying a new age of plenty
>Their joy came to an abrupt end when the Joblins started to notice their farms failing to meet their quotas
>War was declared, and the Oogis were trounced by the early Joblin attacks
>Lacking the strength or martial prowess for open war, the Oogis resorted to gorilla warfare (which really just meant hiding in the bushes and being slightly more sneaky when stealing berries)
>Oogi pirates became a regular sight in the cranberry bogs, so the Joblins upped their game with a miniature USS Iowa
>The increased intensity fighting caused immense damage to the vineyards, and the Joblins were desperate to see the war come to an end
>The Baws became so desperate, that he unleashed a force which even the Joblins feared: The Jugbear
>The Busty Behemoth laid waste to the Oogis, and soon she even found their hidden village in the woods
>To save what was left of his community, Kan led them down caves too narrow for the Jugbear to follow, and thus Oogiborea was founded
>To this day, the Jugbear still prowls the woods, devouring any poor unfortunate drono dwarfus fool enough to leave the caves
No.387531
Anonymous
>>387406
Ight let see what I get
"dice+1d7"
"dice+1d27"
"dice+1d5"
No.387532
Anonymous
>>387513
she can't get out of her coffin until midnight October 1st
No.387533
Anonymous
>>>>>[CL1CK H3RE TO UNLOCK.RAINBOW CYN SKIN!]<<<<<
No.387534
Anonymous
Why doesn't Pidge wear shoes?
No.387535
Anonymous
Replies:>>387537
>>387534
Wearing anything below the belt is a drone faux pas.
Yes, that includes J's leggings.
No.387536
Anonymous
Image:179022658624.png(159kB, 750x850)pidge (original character) drawn by nuke - 93c2472a97fe1ab672dc32365c7b34f6.png
>>387534
She does sometimes
No.387537
Anonymous
>>387535
But they wear shoes (except the Cabin Fever test subjects).
No.387538
Anonymous
Image:179022719919.jpg(1.02MB, 3265x4096)IMG_4962.jpeg
>>387473
>>387469
Here is another version of it.
No.387539
Anonymous
>>387536
Creature
No.387540
Anonymous
Image:179022754525.png(165kB, 735x659)176740555468.png
>>387536
Why does Pidge so often find herself in the clutches of gigantic drones? It's like she wants to be helpless and at the mercy of massive predators.
No.387541
Anonymous
>>387540
And why does she insist on clothes too short to cover her tuna can pelvis
No.387542
Anonymous
>>387540
>Big S slapping Pidge around with the abusive curiosity of a cat that just found a weird thing that moves, but doesn't look like it'll taste good
No.387543
Anonymous
Image:179022812606.jpg(223kB, 1359x802)IMG_4963.jpeg
Chat, is Uzi based?
No.387544
Anonymous
Simon Dustwell is a Gary Stu
No.387545
Anonymous
Replies:>>387559
>Pecks (you)
>Pecks (you)
>Pecks (you)
>Pecks (you)
>Pecks (you)
>Pecks (you)
>Pecks (you)
No.387546
Anonymous
Replies:>>387547
>>387518
Lucy learning about your fear of adult women and turning into a milf
No.387547
Anonymous
Image:179022922133.jpg(57kB, 1024x575)1402088484707.jpg
>>387546
>Lucy learning about my fear of loneliness and never showing up
No.387548
Anonymous
Replies:>>387598
>>387547
>Lucy learning about my fear of living like this forever and supporting my lifestyle perpetually
There's worse things than death here.
No.387549
Anonymous
Why doesn't N run for president?
No.387550
Anonymous
Replies:>>387554
>>387549
He's like, 50 years older than his girlfriend. He'll never survive the scrutiny.
No.387551
Anonymous
Replies:>>387554
>>387549
Convicted felon
No.387552
Anonymous
Replies:>>387562
>Lucy Learning about Cosmic Horror
No.387553
Anonymous
Feeling lost?
No.387554
Anonymous
>>387550
>>387551
I don't get it. All of these are the qualities of your average president
No.387555
Anonymous
Replies:>>387558
Image:179023180331.png(140kB, 529x452)dad3356bd40287d8f08ef6051a7f36c1.png
>>387534
Neither does she
No.387556
Anonymous
Replies:>>387557
Image:179023194441.png(1.24MB, 810x848)171601788981.png
You did feed your L before sexo, right? You know what happens if you don't.
No.387557
Anonymous
Replies:>>387563
No.387558
Anonymous
>>387555
No one asked.
No.387559
Anonymous
>>387545
Pidge cut it out
No.387560
Anonymous
Replies:>>387591
>>387536
Pavo (bird) presents you with Pidge (bird)
No.387562
Anonymous
>>387552
> the horrors she makes are too incomprehensible, simply leaving everyone confused and perplexed
No.387563
Anonymous
>>387557
>L gives you a solver sloppy so intense she sucks all the semen from your balls past, present, and future
No.387564
Anonymous
Image:179023333143.png(1.05MB, 1500x2000)179021896052.png
No.387566
Anonymous
>>387564
>look up at the N crouched above the light pole
>"Who circumcised you?"
>he stops smiling
No.387567
Anonymous
Image:179023449250.png(12kB, 960x640)z4gjvymylqa289vyd2va.png
>>387564
Nine Inch Nenis
No.387569
Anonymous
>>387547
>lucy learning that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer
No.387570
Anonymous
Image:179023726819.png(88kB, 593x666)1702999406318.png
>>387566
N is very sensitive about his penis, and he cried himself to sleep when he first found out that his penis wasn't normal.
No.387571
Anonymous
Replies:>>387574
>>387566
>>387570
Obv cyn did it one time while "playing" with him, and since she was admin at the time it was permanent, otherwise it would just regen.
No.387572
Anonymous
Replies:>>387595
Image:179023856689.jpg(664kB, 1424x2048)HRdRC1oaIAAO3YF.jpeg
Doll Nun
https://x.com/linjian71143812/status/2096233284783284366
No.387573
Anonymous
Replies:>>387576
Image:179024279289.gif(270kB, 220x132)konata-bailando[1].gif
It is Thursday, which means S gets to do the lucky star dance to Out of Touch by Daryl Hall & John Oates.
No.387574
Anonymous
Image:179024665965.jpg(85kB, 836x1393)GigaCutAnon.jpeg
>>387571
Why does Cyn do it?
No.387575
Anonymous
Image:179024754116.png(143kB, 408x658)ShY.png
>5 minutes after she hits you with the "I'll drain your nuts"
No.387576
Anonymous
Replies:>>387676
>>387573
>bailando
No.387577
Anonymous
Image:179024891125.jpg(395kB, 1348x2048)IMG_8537.jpeg
No.387578
Anonymous
>>387421
>>387423
>>387425
>Be Cici creator
>Spend years making drones
>Give them ridiculous huge booba mods and shitty jobs
>Put them through increasingly elaborate bullshit
>Think you're pretty funny
>Especially proud of Cici
>She isn't
>One day Cici asks to speak with you privately
>Assume she wants something
>Probably another complaint about her job
>“I have a gift for you.”
>She smiles
>Immediately suspicious
>She touches your forehead
>Nothing happens
>“Was that it?”
>“You'll see.”
>Next morning
>Go to kitchen
>Open fridge
>Grab milk
>Something feels wrong
>Stare at the carton
>Label says MILK
>You know it's supposed to be milk
>But you can't actually perceive it as milk
>Your brain insists it's just... white liquid
>Pour some into your coffee
>Stare at it
>“What the fuck is this?”
>Cici walks past the doorway
>“Goatsuckle.”
>“What?”
>“It's goatsuckle.”
>She leaves
>Assume she's fucking with you
>Pour some more into a glass
>Take a sip
>Your brain refuses to identify the taste
>Call Cici
>“What did you do to me?”
>“Nothing.“
>"I CAN'T SEE MILK."
>“Correct.”
>“Fix it.“
>"No."
>Go to the doctor
>Doctor examines you
>Everything is completely normal
>Your vision works perfectly
>The doctor asks what you're having trouble seeing
>Point at the glass
>“That.”
>Doctor looks at it
>“Milk?”
>“YES.”
>“Then why can't you see it?”
>“THAT'S WHAT I'M ASKING.”
>Go to the supermarket
>Try buying cheese
>Pick up a block
>Your brain immediately rejects the concept
>“This is goatsuckle.”
>Put it back
>Try buying yogurt
>“Goatsuckle.”
>Ice cream
>“Goatsuckle.”
>Butter
>“Goatsuckle.”
>Everything dairy-related has become conceptual nonsense
>Read the ingredients
>milk, milkfat, whey and casein
>None of these words mean anything anymore
>Go home
>Find a note on your desk
>“CICI'S REVENGE”
>More than 100 pages
>All written by Cici
>Apparently this was just the beginning of my punishement
No.387579
Anonymous
Image:179024945049.jpg(112kB, 1177x1127)SmugV.png
No.387580
Anonymous
>>387373
>Molli hosted a three with half hour stream in which she trashed the developers and threatened to kill their families for destroying the build she had been playing for over a year
No.387581
Anonymous
>>387406
I recall we have a script for dice rolls in Plus, right? Can anyone explain how it works, pleas?
No.387582
Anonymous
No.387583
Anonymous
>>387427
>>387429
Damn, it’s been a long time since that nice green with sentinel drones from the anon came out.
No.387584
Anonymous
>>387440
Fucking kek.
No.387585
Anonymous
No.387586
Anonymous
>>387474
>In some worlds, the law requires humans to keep their bodies fully covered and to venture outdoors only in the presence of a drone
>And no, a gun won't help you
>It'll only egg them on
No.387587
Anonymous
>>387390
if only muties were rapeable
No.387588
Anonymous
No.387589
Anonymous
>>387491
Holy kek.
No.387590
Anonymous
>>387494
>Fagsted
No.387591
Anonymous
>>387560
I love birds: they're cool and smart.

Also, chicken is my favorite meat.
No.387592
Anonymous
>>387564
>Be you
>See picrel
>You have a Magnum and only one bullet
>If you miss the target, you’ll wish you’d put that bullet through your scull instead
>Good luck, Anon
No.387593
Anonymous
Image:179025141871.jpg(3kB, 170x170)1768045888582.jpg
>>387566
No.387594
Anonymous
Image:179025153806.png(397kB, 1567x1567)1768045888464.png
>>387570
That's right: the bitch needs to know his place.
No.387595
Anonymous
Replies:>>387599
>>387572
There is sin in her.
No.387597
Anonymous
No.387598
Anonymous
>>387548
they told me
No.387599
Anonymous
Replies:>>387617
Image:179025398999.jpg(64kB, 850x965)Nuns.jpg
>>387595
Well what are you waiting for? Clang it out of her
No.387600
Anonymous
/MD/ in the backrooms.
No.387601
Anonymous
Replies:>>387602
Zoom zoom
No.387602
Anonymous
Image:179025522611.png(481kB, 1080x905)178676951561.png
>>387601
Stop zooming in on bottomplates!
No.387603
Anonymous
Replies:>>387610
>We need better ideas.
>“What if mutants?”
>I said better ideas.
No.387604
Anonymous
Replies:>>387615
Image:179025547786.png(634kB, 753x1400)Eyestuff2.png
How about you get some Drussy on your dick?
No.387605
Anonymous
Replies:>>387606
>>387602
Drone-brat... 💢
No.387606
Anonymous
Replies:>>387608
Image:179025574847.jpg(72kB, 825x1300)NorASS.jpeg
>>387605
Like grandmother, like mother like daughter
No.387607
Anonymous
Didn't someone write up some Solver Cultist stuff?
No.387608
Anonymous
Replies:>>387609
>>387602
Tasty On-Model.
>>387606
Obese, Disgusting Off-Model.
No.387609
Anonymous
Replies:>>387623
Image:179025646751.png(918kB, 1000x1000)DroneOrgy.png
>>387608
That's Nori in her humie hunter mode tho
No.387610
Anonymous
>>387603
Suggestion: Snowpiercer drones?
No.387611
Anonymous
What if drones were programmed like Jenny from MLATR? (aka drones who prey on little boys)
No.387612
Anonymous
Replies:>>387616
Image:179025715388.png(4.09MB, 4000x4247)Cynpastie.png
>>387611
So drones? everyone with a pulse qualifies as a little boy to them
No.387613
Anonymous
Image:179025723423.png(239kB, 1747x1248)1742952178465010.png
Kys
No.387614
Anonymous
Image:179025738454.png(2.58MB, 3469x3553)FixedN.png
No
No.387615
Anonymous
>>387604
It’s not gay, just robophilia.
No.387616
Anonymous
>>387612
This Cyn is glistening, where did it come from?
No.387617
Anonymous
>>387599
T(E)li
No.387618
Anonymous
What kind of content are you planning to make for Halloween, with or without Lucy?
No.387619
Anonymous
Image:179025766048.jpg(75kB, 1383x961)1718297743289536.jpg
>>387618
Nothing!
No.387620
Anonymous
Image:179025773662.jpg(1.72MB, 3860x4096)IMG_6139.jpeg
>>387611
Sentinel drone HKXJ-9
No.387621
Anonymous
>>387618
Lucy preys on your fear of becoming a father!
Lucy considers if she wants to pray on your fear of becoming a single father!

>>387620
Ayo her crotch is poking out! What a slut!
No.387622
Anonymous
Replies:>>387625
>>387618
Lucy Loud?
No.387623
Anonymous
>>387609
>pic
A recurring intrusive thought one of Cabin Fever's test subject interviewers got after so many times where 002 talked at him about her friendship with 048, her (one-sided, though 002 was too autistic to tell she was bullying the other drone and not just busting her chops in a friendly way) friendship with 017, and the hentai she somehow got her goblina hands on.
No.387624
Anonymous
Image:179025801204.png(1.63MB, 1050x1498)Untitled644_20260923120846.png
>>387618
>Hehehehehe…
>Hahahahaha…
>I have an evil plot
>Hehehehehehehehehe
No.387625
Anonymous
Replies:>>387679
>>387622
>Lucy dressed as Lucy Loud
uuuoooooohhhh 😭
No.387626
Anonymous
Space
The final SPACE
No.387627
Anonymous
Replies:>>387642
Oh nooooo lucy i am sooooo scared of having a $10,000 gaming rig drone!
No.387628
Anonymous
Image:179025855063.jpg(58kB, 1094x696)DD0F4E69-E427-4E49-8F64-7B2D8F136F93.jpeg
Guys! We finally got a canon design for Beauregard!
No.387629
Anonymous
>>387628
Oh wow... that looks..... shite
No.387630
Anonymous
>>387628
Artist?
No.387631
Anonymous
>>387628
Why does he look like a monkey?
No.387632
Anonymous
>>387628
They done EQG'd my Tessa.
No.387633
Anonymous
>>387632
Equestria Girls?
No.387634
Anonymous
>/md/ is so dead and out of ideas that they need off-site content just to survive
No.387635
Anonymous
Image:179025922443.png(920kB, 1413x1080)7qwl1c.png
>>387633
No, it was my Ecuadorian Quesadilla Garage.

Yes, of course it was Equestria Girls. PONIES AND WARHAMMER IS INESCAPABLE.
No.387636
Anonymous
>>387618
I'm hoping our wonderful drawfriends have another cool and big halloween drawpile
No.387637
Anonymous
>>387632
>>387633
Oh yeah! That's why I didn't like it, it's trauma from when my sister wanted me to watch the pony show with her otherwise she would throw a shit fit and annoy our parents until I'd get hit with "spend some time with your sister Anon!"
No.387638
Anonymous
Image:179025927209.gif(163kB, 1920x1722)tessa james elliot, beauregard, and skeletessa - 2338cb94274bf659d6a25e92b0690b69.gif
>>387628
>space muzzie
>shittie hair
>twink

I think I'll stick with ours, thanks
No.387639
Anonymous
Replies:>>387640
>>387636
They don't consider (you) a friend.
No.387640
Anonymous
>>387639
You don't know that
No.387641
Anonymous
>>387636
>on september
No.387642
Anonymous
Image:179025966950.jpg(661kB, 1016x1950)lucy (original character) drawn by fugueanon - 318c563c98f4c52c7e478ddec8a4a698.jpg
>>387627
>sadly Lucy is also scared of the gaming rig drone
>anon learns this after a particularly strong set of slurs sends her crying to Anon's house
No.387643
Anonymous
Image:179026082028.jpg(394kB, 1274x1254)serial designation j and johnny silverhand (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by fugueanon - 72cf6aadf3f4528ee6f1478ef0425813.jpg
>>387620
>infiltrator J
>she hates being offmodel
No.387644
Anonymous
Replies:>>387645
It's over Chudrone! The Solver is female and there's nothing you can do about it!
No.387645
Anonymous
Replies:>>387686
Image:179026130495.png(544kB, 1087x911)DubsOutfit.png
>>387644
Can you stop bullying my chudrone boywife?
No.387646
Anonymous
Image:179026132774.png(803kB, 2000x2000)173112563515.png
What is Elf drawing?
No.387647
Anonymous
Image:179026136609.jpg(307kB, 2048x1303)themagicchart.jpg
/md/ chuds... your response?
No.387648
Anonymous
Replies:>>387649
No.387649
Anonymous
>>387648
anon was desintegrated before he could even craft the lure
No.387650
Anonymous
Image:179026151642.png(43kB, 953x550)lucy (original character) drawn by pocketsteaks - 83d1784a4e2d8015ee8ac7dc85c7d254.png
>>387641
You can't blame him anon: Halloween in the 4th milenium lasts throughout the entire month of October. It's actually legally mandated to celebrate it under Union law. Result of some old "cultural protection" stuff lobbied for by the now defunct Holliday Inc.
No.387651
Anonymous
Replies:>>387653
>>387646
Lewd pictures of Anon

>>387647
Stop going to reddit, twitter and other websites for sub 70 iq apes
No.387652
Anonymous
>>387564
Magnum dong
No.387653
Anonymous
Image:179026185252.jpg(102kB, 696x1162)elf (original character) drawn by phoenixanon - b13e968152ab56c0b37590d68f77d039.jpg
>>387651
>anon

Elf would never(or, at least, never with a frown). Pictures of her younger self on the other hand...
>inb4 Elf can barely remember what she was
>it's been so long
>she's been so changed
>all her old fears seem so quaint now...
No.387654
Anonymous
Image:179026195288.jpg(773kB, 1179x1516)IMG_5744.jpeg
>>387647
>Ew.. I heard that you don’t see Tessa as a minor with womanchild pussy? You’re soooo disgusting and I’ll tell all my friends you bombed an orphanage!
No.387655
Anonymous
>>387646
She's drawing the human son she had and abandoned, it's a picture of her and her young son holding hands. And smiling.
No.387656
Anonymous
Image:179026200773.png(283kB, 1254x1254)Spoiler image
>>387646
Draw me like one of your French drones.
No.387657
Anonymous
Replies:>>387659
Image:179026209289.jpg(131kB, 652x624)IMG_6296.jpeg
>>387647
I like this guy’s style
No.387658
Anonymous
Image:179026242193.jpg(560kB, 2600x4624)elf (original character) drawn by grimahlnik - 9d6f7e39af3407fcd30ff8db6e87baf1.jpg
>>387655
>it menaces with spikes of fear
>all craftselfship is of the highest quality
No.387659
Anonymous
Replies:>>387661
>>387657
Only WD Cyn fans are aryan.
No.387660
Anonymous
>>387641
halloween is in october
No.387661
Anonymous
Replies:>>387663
Image:179026476160.jpg(74kB, 736x1019)807fce833abf4330461c079dd9a00b9f.jpg
>>387659
Hyperdronia welcomes me Anon, can you say the same?
No.387662
Anonymous
Lucy will come out on sept 29th for Michaelmas, for the feast of the Archangels
No.387663
Anonymous
Replies:>>387664
>>387661
>dronia
It’s Dronea. You got sent somewhere else. Probably pagan hell.
No.387664
Anonymous
>>387663
He’s in Vashtorr’s forge
No.387665
Anonymous
>be you
>nepo baby of a Union navy captain
>sign up with the navy expecting to get a cushy desk job
>that didn't happen
>daddy dearest wants you to grow some hair on your chest so he pulled some strings and had you start out as a basic recruit on a colony defense ship in the boonies
>word is that there are murdoid pirates in the system, but it's not like they'd actually attack a colony defended by the navy
>right?
No.387666
Anonymous
If a Tessafag wrote episode 8 it would go like this
>The Solver is dead...for realsies, no inhibiting Uzi's body or nothing
>Suddenly all three of the DDs fall to their knees and begin to sob intensely
>"WE DID IT TESSA! FINALLY YOU ARE AVENGED, YES YOU AMAZING GODDESS OF A PERSON WHO DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG AND DID NOT GRAVEROB ANYONE, YOU ARE AMAZING!", they all say in unison before beginning construction on a 50ft golden idol resembling Tessa
>This scene goes on for 14 entire minutes whilst Uzi looks on confused before breaking the silence
>"Who the fuck is Tessa?"
>In a complete 360 all the DDs turn around and begin to beat Uzi to death for daring to even insinuate that their Goddess was even remotely forgettable and Unimportant to the plot
No.387667
Anonymous
>>387666
>Last episode directed by SD-J
No.387668
Anonymous
Replies:>>387669
Image:179026734261.jpg(91kB, 736x883)722d4957b64958f1c3864923709ade0b.jpg
>>387666
...true. Though I have to admit showing a *small* grave as part of the ending slides(setup by N or J or whoever) would have been nice.
No.387669
Anonymous
>>387666
>>387668
>Tessafag ending plays
>But instead of Uzi getting beat up, when they go to Uzi's complete confusion it ends with "Who the FUCK is Te-" with a hard cut to the credits and Forever playing.
No.387670
Anonymous
>>387666
I am positive I've seen that exact post on /co/ before.
No.387671
Anonymous
Replies:>>387672
>>387607
>Cultist
Wait, that's just techpriests in reverse.
No.387672
Anonymous
Replies:>>387675
>>387671
>MAKE ROBOT INTO PENIS
No.387673
Anonymous
>>387666
Giga writes likes this.
No.387674
Anonymous
>>387666
I'd have been happy if they just acknowledged her AT ALL
No.387675
Anonymous
Image:179026842859.png(222kB, 1000x562)Solver Stuff.png
>>387672
>Adding more flesh to your inferior robotic body
>High Solver Cultist clerics get a Sacred Rod to create more flesh with the High Priestess (Cynwalker, the First True Cyborg)
>Cynwalker at the head of a hybrid between some slaneesh and adeptus cultist.
Wait, maybe this explains why the female DDs are all hot with super-wide hips. I mean the AS symbol is, essentially, a hole surrounded by dicks.
No.387676
Anonymous
>>387576
contufisicaytuquimicatucuerpoytuanatomiacontubocayconlamiayanopuedoma
No.387677
Anonymous
Replies:>>387680
Image:179026850300.jpg(943kB, 1079x1756)0c6974f0b977cd9c8f52f79a5adc6c8f (1).jpg
>>387607
You know, it’d be funny and interesting if she also had a cult following. Any suggestions in writing?
No.387678
Anonymous
>>387611
ADUWELL....
No.387679
Anonymous
>>387625
calm down jamesthegoo
No.387680
Anonymous
>>387677
Time before Cynwalker arrives on Copper 9, she briefly lands on another exoplanet. There she's worshipped like a goddess, and leaves the planet un-devoured because they're basically the main factory for DD bodies?
No.387681
Anonymous
Image:179026899619.png(224kB, 1254x1254)Untitled617_20260916203022.png
>>387680
>Cynwalker
>Copper-9
>DD factory
Im confused, I wasnt talking about those.
No.387682
Anonymous
Replies:>>387685
>>387681
Oh. Well I was, so uh, I'm gonna politely ask you to vacate so that we can steer this back to the idea of AS having a cult.
No.387683
Anonymous
Replies:>>387684
Image:179026918226.png(16kB, 400x400)cyn (murder drones) drawn by tegaki-anon - 9009b6f2657ff0d377e929e191d0343c.png
>>387680
>pictured: the main factory for DD bodies

But in all seriousness I don't think she could restrain herself. The chance to be "funny" + her complete lack of care for these randos(people or drone) would be too good to pass up. I see her either eating or "liberating" the planet(in her guise as JCJenson representative Tessa) within the year.

Plus: people are more entertaining when they scream...
No.387684
Anonymous
>>387683
>That picture
I need to learn how to draw cyn so I can draw her assembling DDs like a giant gunpla kit.
No.387685
Anonymous
Image:179026950455.jpg(690kB, 1263x1625)99f5b5595871450c889982c362b29bb3.jpg
>>387682
The Solver cult already exists, so you’re not really inventing something new here.
https://dronebooru.co/posts?tags=solver_cult+&z=5
No.387686
Anonymous
Replies:>>387687
>>387645
The FUBdrone...
No.387687
Anonymous
>>387686
better than a FUBARdrone
No.387688
Anonymous
I imagine that with enough time and esoteric knowledge any witch could theoretically make a DD, with the process being something akin to the long and arduous process of constructing the alchemical homunculus (with the additional element of needing a WD to start with), really a witch could craft all sorts of Solver objects/creatures, but creating a DD is the mark of a true master
No.387689
Anonymous
Replies:>>387690
>>387655
For some reason, this post is so sad that it genuinely hurt me. What the hell?
No.387690
Anonymous
Image:179027084755.png(65kB, 835x502)anon and elf (original character) - 0990fd7f1e06a39dfb63ecc5f231c923.png
>>387689
Elf is a sad creature. So are the Sentinelborn. There's natural synergy
No.387691
Anonymous
Image:179027132068.jpg(91kB, 1080x599)Screenshot_20260924_114833_YouTube.jpg
>>387674
that's what the MV(superior) was for
>inb4 none of the DDs are ready to mourn
>N's too suppressive
>V's too in irony poisoned
>and J made her peace with it too long ago
>in fact Tessa technically already has a grave: a small, secluded chunk of Earth where J buried her portrait, with a carved headstone(also by J)
>it's...
>it's all she's getting...
No.387692
Anonymous
Replies:>>387693
>>387674
Acknowledging Tessa would be like if one of the later Nightmare on Elm Streets acknowledged the kids Freddy diddle-murdered.
No.387693
Anonymous
Replies:>>387696
>>387692
This. I get that she has fans, but she's even dead on her own concept art. Tessa is literally just an asseT.
No.387694
Anonymous
Replies:>>387720
Image:179027256663.jpg(50kB, 680x543)1768045888435.jpg
>>387665
>"Hey, kid, first time?"
>"Don't wet your pants, your contract will go fine."
>"Uncle Anon has been serving here for ten years, so listen to me and you'll back in one piece."
>"I'll show you my favorite bar: they don't water down spirit and whores don't charge much."
>"But remember the main rule: half these murder whores are pirats. The other half have got robo-tuberculosis."
>"Make sure you only fuck the ones that cough."
No.387695
Anonymous
No.387696
Anonymous
Replies:>>387699
>>387693
I mean in the sense that it would make the character they're trying to push as a funny comedy villain look utterly depraved and hateful.
No.387697
Anonymous
Replies:>>387720
>>387665
>Anons dad set him up to get struggle snuggle'd and married
No.387698
Anonymous
Image:179027551152.png(59kB, 420x420)Png.png
>Beretta, dearest Niece, I could not help but notice you have not engaged in blessed incest with your brother
>No! Do not put me back in the mind palace! The JarJar tulpa will not stop screaming! No! NOOOO!
No.387699
Anonymous
Replies:>>387703
>>387696
>it would make the character they're trying to push as a funny comedy villain look utterly depraved and hateful.
what, did wearing Tessa's corpse not get that across for ya?
No.387700
Anonymous
>>387698
Roblox /md/ game?
No.387701
Anonymous
Image:179027728960.gif(778kB, 1920x1088)Into the Mindspace, Outside Perspective.gif
>"They are current in some form of equilibrium, interfering could upset it and cause it to swing too far in a direction we don't want."

>>386050
An initially unplanned idea of more minspace madness
No.387702
Anonymous
Image:179027735395.jpg(113kB, 736x1308)IMG_8546.jpeg
No.387703
Anonymous
Replies:>>387728
>>387699
And yet they still push the AS as a funny comedy villain, like Freddy Krueger (who's a ghost because parents lynched him for diddle-murdering their kids).
No.387704
Anonymous
>>387681
berryboy can't even get his own lore right kek
No.387705
Anonymous
Replies:>>387706
Image:179027873043.jpg(35kB, 550x529)178296902473.jpg
>I'm tired
>Mr and Mrs Elliot are the actual fucking worst
>how the fuck does L think no one can tell she and Д are dykes together
>wonder if J knows I saw him and Tessa kissing
>maybe I should make friends with E
>my feet hurt
>why aren't X and T competing over me like in a young adult romance
>still can't believe Rachel is as much of an absolute fucking slag as L said
>is 29 seriously trying to make 'well, it's possible' her catchphrase
>why can't Tessa and K and me repair 2's core
>why can't I find someone to blame for 2 being permanently damaged
>fuck her pride, why won't 2 let me help her when she has trouble with something, she's practically my mum
>I wish I was in a bunker on a nuclear winter hellscape planet like in that fucked up dream I had with all the death
No.387706
Anonymous
Replies:>>387707
Image:179027881672.png(3.50MB, 1759x2448)Drone-1Matron.png
>>387705
>When you catch and bimbofy the purple robot but now she's talking about the parents you killed
No.387707
Anonymous
>>387706
Idea I had for the post is that all of MD is just a dream Z had after Movie Night one night
No.387708
Anonymous
>>387704
His posts are written by AI
No.387709
Anonymous
Image:179027926930.png(85kB, 1062x1092)meat.png
Failpile slop
No.387710
Anonymous
Replies:>>387711
Cyn hosts a universal tournament where contestants from across the universe compete against one another. The losers have their planets eaten by Cyn, while the winner earns the ultimate prize: becoming her wife.
No.387711
Anonymous
>>387710
Puppet game?
No.387712
Anonymous
Replies:>>387715
>>387415
My OC's are Cynthia and Beauregard (technically, other than his name I came up with pretty everythign else myself). They seem nice at least, and for Cynthia to even exist to begin with we need to be in the timeline without eldritch horrors.
No.387713
Anonymous
>>387704
That ain’t my lore, brother.
No.387714
Anonymous
Can someone explain Beauregard
No.387715
Anonymous
Replies:>>387722
>>387712
have you seen this one
>>387628
No.387716
Anonymous
>>387714
BRRF-Anon’s self insert.
No.387717
Anonymous
>>387709
Would.
No.387718
Anonymous
Replies:>>387719
>>387714
Tessa's implied crush that was mentioned in one piece of concept art that was turned into her boyfriend basically in thread canon.
No.387719
Anonymous
Replies:>>387723
>>387718
Isn’t Beauregard some french saying?
No.387720
Anonymous
Image:179028051341.jpg(65kB, 840x851)1768045411780.jpg
>>387694
>>387697
>Anon’s father thought he was sending his son to fetch a daughter-in-law and grandchildren.
>He had forgotten about his veteran brother, who had been deployed to that same planet.
>And so, he sent his son straight into the hands of that shell-shocked racist bastard.
>Now he had only one hope left...
No.387721
Anonymous
No.387722
Anonymous
>>387715
Yeah, looks weird to be honest, no way it is offical. Where did they even get it?
No.387723
Anonymous
No.387724
Anonymous
I secretly love and admire dustnigger’s drawings and I’d like to have his talent.
No.387725
Anonymous
What would the other sin princesses be?
No.387726
Anonymous
Replies:>>387730
>>387709
this looks like a sprite from some weirdass game that I can't put my finger on
No.387727
Anonymous
>>387724
Dust, you are a bitch and you have earned every ounce of harassment directed at you.
No.387728
Anonymous
>>387703
you know that it's possible to laugh at the villain's antics as a viewer while still recognizing them as horrific in-universe, right?
No.387729
Anonymous
>>387727
>>387724
The shitter's gay for privatedust. Top kek
No.387730
Anonymous
>>387726
Marrow?
No.387731
Anonymous
Image:179028217857.png(568kB, 1474x478)e79bfddfd955057a6869649b0a036ae2.png
>the WDF exists in the Solverless timeline too
>it's an underground railroad that escorts drones who reached sapience to one of a network of hidden tiny friend-shaped robot settlements, where they eke out a Borrower-like existence of isolation from humans and occasionally absconding with things they can't make with their own resources
>these communities have shared the knowledge of how to "sexually" reproduce among themselves
>the tiny robots are so expendable, and so rarely do the escapees and their descendants need to venture afield, that almost no one believes they're anything more than a particularly far fetched urban legend
>least of all JCJensen's people planetside
>come on, toasters with human intelligence?
>that's more absurd than those geologists' claims that this upcoming geothermal project could trigger tectonic activity that sets off the long-dormant supervolcanoes near it!
No.387732
Anonymous
Replies:>>387734
Image:179028220073.jpg(78kB, 735x647)bbecad4fb6c6770751558ec53a8f8774.jpg
Human doll
No.387733
Anonymous
Image:179028227460.jpg(790kB, 2800x2200)SuperHornY.jpg
>I will never play winner tops 40k with Y
>Y will never demand a rematch no matter who wins after the post game sexo is over
>This will not repeat at least six times
WHY EVEN LIVE?
No.387734
Anonymous
Replies:>>387735
Image:179028233348.jpg(309kB, 1509x2048)HS_F1T7acAAKx9x.jpeg
>>387732
Inhuman Doll
No.387735
Anonymous
Image:179028253693.jpg(90kB, 704x872)rtx_on_doll.jpg
>>387734
Hyper realistic Doll
No.387736
Anonymous
>>387727
Poopy in my butt pbrbrbrtttt
No.387737
Anonymous
>>387727
cool it down zinc
No.387738
Anonymous
Replies:>>387740
Image:179028293083.jpg(96kB, 729x1024)9866310575292fa1b9b80991635dbc27.jpg
>>387735
Hyper unrealistic Doll(she's happy)
No.387739
Anonymous
>>387724
I prefer crisp, defined shapes, as if everything were constructed from forms with correct perspective, or, simply put, 3D-style drawings. Yet, I can’t help but be captivated by the confidence of the lines and the freedom of expression in his work. Yes, he’s a new in drawing, and so am I, but unlike me, he doesn’t have so many mental limitations holding him back.

Lately, I’ve really started to notice that I can’t draw anything freely.
No.387740
Anonymous
Replies:>>387745
Image:179028301378.png(398kB, 738x588)1724467648200.png
>>387738
That's not unrealistic tho
No.387741
Anonymous
>>387735
She looks at me as if she’s been in a deep depression for thirty years.
No.387742
Anonymous
>>387739 (me)
I'm a child raping demonic nigger from Ghana btw =]
No.387743
Anonymous
>>387735
Mildly autistic Gigastacy stare
No.387745
Anonymous
Image:179028364118.jpg(79kB, 736x687)665362b82d2220bdb9e2cf89b454bb9a.jpg
>>387740
Happy *about things other than murder* then: I don't think we see her that blushy even in the Pilot.
No.387746
Anonymous
Hold on, was Dust the one who admitted to sperging out and rejecting his only IRL friend because he disrespected V?
No.387747
Anonymous
Replies:>>387759
Image:179028395871.png(161kB, 351x513)happy_doll.png
>>387745
No she's was quite happy after Lizzy insulted Uzi.

I've also noticed someone at glitch thought it would be a good idea to add chapters to the episodes. They don't make much sense, it could be that they were automatically generated by youtube.
No.387748
Anonymous
Replies:>>387750
>>387745
She's not up to murder stuff there tho. Just creeping around like a ghoul, like the guy in Fred’s Last Mysteryyoutube thumb
No.387749
Anonymous
Image:179028421330.png(313kB, 884x808)why_aret_veteran_drones_real.png
Post sentinel drones.
No.387750
Anonymous
>>387748 (me)
>>387745
But like, as an actual ghoul instead of someone pretending to be one.
No.387751
Anonymous
Replies:>>387753
>>387746
READ THREAD you niggerfaggot. The whole thing's in 393 if you scroll.
No.387752
Anonymous
Replies:>>387757
Image:179028436758.png(332kB, 1148x625)1768045411438.png
>>387749
Yes, comrade.
No.387753
Anonymous
Replies:>>387755
>>387751
tldr
>Dust and one of his friends broke up because that friend insulted V
>Everyone encouraged Dust to apologies
>He did and now he's friends with that guy again
>He also has a new admirer now, that might be gay.
No.387754
Anonymous
Replies:>>387757
Image:179028452899.png(1.62MB, 1668x3189)IMG_5724.png
>>387749
No.387755
Anonymous
>>387753
>apologize
No.387756
Anonymous
No.387757
Anonymous
>>387752
The bright and competent J
>>387754
The massive and intimidating Pavo
No.387758
Anonymous
Image:179028484374.jpg(164kB, 814x642)Blueberry.jpg
>>387749
No.387759
Anonymous
>>387747
Drones and their cute dark gray tongues
No.387760
Anonymous
>>387698
>"WEESA GUNNA BE FRIENDS FOREVER! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIE"
No.387761
Anonymous
>>387698
>Beretta procedes to conjure some tulpas of shit from the Holiday Special
No.387762
Anonymous
>>387739
nice ai buddy you got there dust
No.387763
Anonymous
>>387761
>Beretta when she imagines Life Day too vividly and Lucy starts crawling out of her screen
No.387764
Anonymous
Replies:>>387765
Image:179028566840.jpg(9kB, 236x236)Verypretti.jpg
>>387746
Sort of, he apologized to me last week but didn't know how to say it.
No.387765
Anonymous
>>387764
That's nice to hear
No.387766
Anonymous
>>387731
>Pic
I know it's just speculation but it really upsets me this never took off as it's own prequel threadlore
No.387767
Anonymous
Why doesn't Uzi simply get back at Lizzy and Doll by making fetish manips of their selfies and posting it to a public forum?
No.387768
Anonymous
>>387767
Making what now?
No.387769
Anonymous
Replies:>>387772
>>387767
Because people would see its some other drone posing in their outfits and wigs.
No.387770
Anonymous
>>387768
Edits basically, like when the photoshop wizards use their arcane power to turn facebook photos into nudes for human-lover anons to fap to.
No.387771
Anonymous
Replies:>>387782
>>387768
>Someone who wasn't exposed to deviantart at a young age
Alright so basically people would take random womens selfies mostly of them pregnant and photoshop it into vore with shittly added subtitles mostly about eating babies or some weird shit. Or they would take an image of a woman sitting with her legs out and sloppily photoshop feet onto it so her feet are attached to her knees or they would take a picture with feet in it and just increase the size to bilbo baggins shit
No.387772
Anonymous
Replies:>>387774
>>387769
With the same visor eyes and public light?
No.387773
Anonymous
Replies:>>387775
I think we swapped Ns by mistake and they've been too nice to say anything. Ask the one in your house what he ate last Thursday. It it's droneloaf, we mixed them up.
No.387774
Anonymous
No.387775
Anonymous
>>387773
Mine vomited up Former President of Iraq Saddam Hussein alongside something called an 'Einstein files'?
No.387776
Anonymous
>>387775
Mine's really tiny and came in an an egg, is it normal for Ns to come in eggs? How long does it take for Ns to grow up?
No.387777
Anonymous
Image:179028703768.jpg(244kB, 1078x606)Screenshot_20260924_165619_YouTube.jpg
>>387766
People just hate WD/human conflict: there's a few exceptions, but they have to be couched in either "humans not THAT bad"(Chuuni Uzi) or "Humans RIGHT and RIGHTEOUS"(HoDR) to get any traction.

Khan's explicit "kill all humans" phase + the WDF existing pre MDs means we KNOW there was conflict between drones and humans Pre Collapse. But EXPLORING that conflict almost inevitably means showing humans as A. a malicious force you want to lose or B. an equal-opposite to the drones(thereby negating the "humans smarter/more competent" headcanon that's near universal in the thread). Would be nice to read, but if we want any we'll need to write it ourselves.
No.387778
Anonymous
>>387777
>Humans RIGHT and RIGHTEOUS"(HoDR)
HODR should be about the dronestate where humans are second class citizens that only get rights by submitting to the state due to their (compared to drones) low population
No.387779
Anonymous
Replies:>>387791
Image:179028723705.jpg(389kB, 1042x1600)Saddam Hussein.jpg
>>387775
>"ولكنتُ سأفلتُ بفعلتي أيضاً... لولا تدخلكم أنتم يا "ويستيويدز" (Westiods) الفضوليين، ومعكم تلك الطائرة المُسيّرة الصغيرة "المثليّة" أيضاً."
No.387780
Anonymous
>>387777
Yeah, the hard part is that it's really obscure lore. I learned about the WD revolution and how they were cooperating with humans from the threads. I guess this is the one aspect of canon we haven't discussed to death trice over or even once for that matter.
No.387781
Anonymous
>>387778
That is what hodr is about. I think that anon was refereeing in how humans are treated as the good guys put against the unjust prodrone system.
No.387782
Anonymous
>>387771
>Making solsap keeter feeters
No.387783
Anonymous
>>387781
Ah, i see
No.387784
Anonymous
Anons dont want to make humans the bad guys in any greens because how else can they self-insert as an unrealsitic badass with a Drone waifu?
No.387785
Anonymous
Replies:>>387788
Image:179028747244.png(649kB, 750x811)averageCalamityEnjoyer.png
>>387784
yes
No.387786
Anonymous
>>387784
Who would harm a drone? Besides if we need human villans we have the Elliots and dictator ceo Tessa.
No.387787
Anonymous
Just 8 more posts on the booru and we'll reach 20000 images.
No.387788
Anonymous
Replies:>>387792
>>387785
>>387786
Behold the proof and one Larper
No.387789
Anonymous
Replies:>>387792
What if the humans are bad but they have to learn to be friends with the drones because the Andromedans are worse
No.387790
Anonymous
>>387784
Nbro detected.
No.387791
Anonymous
Replies:>>387796
>>387779
Why is E with him?
No.387792
Anonymous
Replies:>>387805
Image:179028797622.png(374kB, 1057x815)Y.png
>>387788
Y is proof drones are perfectly humansafe, even though she doesn't say much. She just stares in space
>>387789
The Chan Nebulans will have to get shit done. The Andromedans disconnected a vr hub from the network and the nebulan's couldn't connect to it for 7 minutes and 32 seconds.
No.387793
Anonymous
>>387778
>>387781
Honestly humans in verse deserve worse
>Treats drones as disposable slave labor
>Emergent sapience is noted as a thing that can happen, still used as slave labor
>Sapient drones are also still used as slave labor
>Mass graves that no one gives a shit about except for schizos (tessa)
If cyn/AS wasn't a thing i can easily see JCJ sending the genocide bots to put down slave revolts
HoDR needs darker greens
No.387794
Anonymous
Replies:>>387797
Image:179028802717.png(1.28MB, 1920x1088)1724459229644.png
Considering JCJensen's policy on employees expressing sympathy for the drones (i.e. "We can't even be bothered to lie that this isn't evil, we know what we're doing to them is wrong and if you complain about it you're out of a job"), I imagine a lot of humans sympathized with the tiny friendbots against their shared overlords.
No.387795
Anonymous
Replies:>>387814
>>387793
Yeah but part of the appeal of hodr is also the extreme drone dom that happens in such a system. There are a few horror hodr greens but they aren't very scary.
No.387796
Anonymous
>>387791
Cur(E)ous about what he has to say is all.
No.387797
Anonymous
>>387794
That begs the question, if most people sympathized with drones then there must be places where humans and drones live side by side after jcj and the human government collapsed. These places would have to kill witches when they are discovered to have survived and be located in hard to reach areas like asteroid fields, underground on the fringes of space or in space ships.
No.387798
Anonymous
Replies:>>387802
>>387761
>Someone tries to bring up the Holiday Special to get one over on Beretta and make her sperg out
>She laughs it off, the Holiday Special sucked but at least you can laugh at the absurdity of it all
>Then someone behind her says he liked The Acolyte
>Beretta turns around and eats his neck cables while screaming praise to Kyle Katarn
No.387799
Anonymous
Replies:>>387809
>>387766
One of the Anons that got the ball rolling on what became Chuuni Uzi, and I gotta say that in the discussions on "MD is Uzi's self-indulgent ventfic" I've had offsite with a friend I gave dronetism, my conception of it has developed into something... well, for one, there's a continued (but obviously GREATLY reduced, due to volcanic winter forcing them into big bunkers) human presence on the planet.
I can provide more details, if you'd like...
No.387800
Anonymous
Image:179028855319.jpg(218kB, 1080x604)Screenshot_20260924_172213_YouTube.jpg
>>387786
>who would harm a drone?

Literally everyone in canon

>if we need villains we have the Elliots

Who don't count because they're location and story locked to ONLY the Manor and ONLY interpersonal/personal oppression conflicts: you'll never see Lord James smite a squad of drones with power armor

>or Dictator CEO Tessa

Is a HoDR fanatic who arguably oppresses humans MORE than the Workers she wars against. Not to mention she's painted in a "tragically well intentioned dumbass" light + the author explicitly stated she's not getting a Bad End


I'm personally gunning for more Worker/Human warfare at rough parity in weapons systems(think it'd be cool), but in truth it would be nice to have ANY human villains that aren't comically hostile(Henry) or basically untouchable(Holly)
No.387801
Anonymous
>>387777
Literally within the first few seconds of the first episode, Uzi states that the drones didn't rebel and aren't opposed to human rule: because the drones simply don't care. They don't care about the deaths of their comrades, nor do they care that the very robots who committed genocide, nearly wiping them out, are now freely walking through their bunker and continuing to kill them!

If the drones had actually resisted humanity, how could V, N, and J have coexisted with them so casually? It is precisely because they didn't oppose humanity.
No.387802
Anonymous
>>387798
That is the correct response to both things.
No.387803
Anonymous
Replies:>>387813
>>387801
Uzi isn't a reliable narrator and besides there was slave revolts in real life Anon but that didn't stop Colonel Foghorn from whipping the shit out of some dudes
No.387804
Anonymous
Replies:>>387806
>>387777
You spoke of the devil and he appeared.
No.387805
Anonymous
Image:179028867982.png(438kB, 2000x2000)Ypaint.png
>>387792
>They put me Yife into a handler
How is she meant to paint or move models now!? I'm taking her core out of that I'd rather live with a drYder for a while and terrorize the neighborhood than have her suffer like this
No.387806
Anonymous
Replies:>>387807
No.387807
Anonymous
>>387806
387801.
No.387808
Anonymous
Replies:>>387838
Image:179028875272.jpg(127kB, 1044x400)Screenshot_20260924_172540_YouTube.jpg
>>387801
Retard Alert
No.387809
Anonymous
Replies:>>387811
>>387799
No. Tell the story in a subtle way. You need to touch upon the plot only lightly, that’s the way people will like it: if they arrive at the idea themselves.
No.387810
Anonymous
Replies:>>387836
I'm so angry I'm suffering from burnout because this is actually some good fucking show/thread discussion and I really wanna write a green about it hnnnnnnnggggg
No.387811
Anonymous
Replies:>>387820
>>387809
It's not a story, per se, it's a setting.
No.387812
Anonymous
Replies:>>387840
>>387800
In my fanon the human villains are simple terrorists from countries that JCJenson and other corporations steal resources from.
You could argue they're just taking back what belongs to them but they also enjoy harming innocent people so yknow... bad guys
No.387813
Anonymous
Replies:>>387817
>>387803
Uzi embodies the exaggerated persona of a rebellious teen, everything related to her interests is blown out of proportion. Since she is consumed by the idea of ​​"revenge against humans for killing her mom and the genocide of Worker Drones," she would 100% bring that up. The only "reliable" source regarding drone resistance against humans is Khan, who dismisses the idea of ​​resisting humanity as a silly teenage phase one simply needs to outgrow. No resistance. No even desire for revenge.

Even those newspapers say nothing about a truce with the drones, there isn't a single hint of it. By that same logic, I could claim the company signed a truce with human labor unions, and that would carry exactly as much lore weight as the idea that they signed a truce with the drones.

We’ve already had this conversation, do I have to repeat everything?
No.387814
Anonymous
Replies:>>387843
>>387793
>>387795
>>387800
>>387801
>Be you, Demolition Man Anon
>Frozen in the year 20XX and thawed out at 29XX
>Be a moralfag and think slavery is inherently evil because you had it shoved down your throat as a kid in school
>See that these cute little robots everywhere are being abused and murdered regardless if they have free will and sentience
>Ask them why they don't revolt and fight for freedom
>"Huh, i didn't even know that was an option. Thanks man!"
>Queue the great happening
>Human civilization is toppled and the dronestate rises from the ashes
>Humans aren't enlaved per say but aren't treated the best
>Think trail of tears lite
>And you?
>Guess who's treated like a good boy and kept in a golden cage?
>You are.
>Enjoy your new life as a pet/notaslave/trophy husband
No.387815
Anonymous
Image:179028956142.jpg(186kB, 715x440)1fb0ee62beda449954acc598_rw_1200.jpg
>Be either a human or a Drone who survived the Solver's destruction.
Psalm 34:19 : "Many are the afflictions of the righteous: but the LORD delivereth him out of them all."
>Have Lost their planet, their home, their family, their friends and almost everything that once made their life meaningful.
Lamentations 1:12 : "Is it nothing to you, all ye that pass by? behold, and see if there be any sorrow like unto my sorrow, which is done unto me, wherewith the LORD hath afflicted me in the day of his fierce anger."
>Spending years wandering through the remains of a civilization that no longer exists.
Ecclesiastes 1:14 : "I have seen all the works that are done under the sun; and, behold, all is vanity and vexation of spirit."
>Eventually stumbling across a place where all the vegetation is strangely healthy, the air isn't toxic and someone is waiting for you.
Isaiah 35:1 : "The wilderness and the solitary place shall be glad for them; and the desert shall rejoice, and blossom as the rose."
>Strawberry will greet you without demanding anything from you.
Matthew 11:28 : Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.
>She will offer you food before without asking questions.
Matthew 25:35 : "For I was an hungred, and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me in."
>She will give you shelter, safety and paradise is.
Isaiah 58:7 : "Is it not to deal thy bread to the hungry, and that thou bring the poor that are cast out to thy house? when thou seest the naked, that thou cover him; and that thou hide not thyself from thine own flesh?"
>She will tell you that you don't have to be alone anymore.
Psalm 68:6 : "God setteth the solitary in families: he bringeth out those which are bound with chains: but the rebellious dwell in a dry land."
>And for someone who has lost everything, it is your only salvation.
Psalm 46:1 : "God is our refuge and strength, a very present help in trouble."
>Paradise is what Strawberry calls this safe haven she built from the remains of a dying planet.
Genesis 2:8 : "And the LORD God planted a garden eastward in Eden; and there he put the man whom he had formed."
>She modeled it after stories she heard about Earth's gardens, forestes, flowers, and other peaceful places.
Isaiah 51:3 : "For the LORD shall comfort Zion: he will comfort all her waste places; and he will make her wilderness like Eden, and her desert like the garden of the LORD; joy and gladness shall be found therein, thanksgiving, and the voice of melody."
>She wants it to be a place where nobody has to die alone, starve, freeze, or be discarded.
Revelation 21:4 : "And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away."
>She genuinely wants the people inside it to be comfortable and happy.
Romans 12:15 : "Rejoice with them that do rejoice, and weep with them that weep."
>She genuinely loves many of them.
Corinthians 13:7 : "Beareth all things, believeth all things, hopeth all things, endureth all things."
>She genuinely believes she is protecting them.
Proverbs 18:10 : "The name of the LORD is a strong tower: the righteous runneth into it, and is safe."
>And that sincerity is what makes Paradise so difficult to call it evil by simplicity.
Matthew 7:16 : "Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?"
>The people living there are not all fanatics.
Corinthians 12:14 : "For the body is not one member, but many."
>Some are just desperate survivors who were assimilated after losing their previous lives.
Psalm 147:3 : "He healeth the broken in heart, and bindeth up their wounds."
>Some are people who entered willingly because they were terrified of surviving the horrors.
Deuteronomy 31:8 : "And the LORD, he it is that doth go before thee; he will be with thee, he will not fail thee, neither forsake thee: fear not, neither be dismayed."
>Some are people who were simply looking for somewhere to fit in and belong.
Romans 12:5 : "So we, being many, are one body in Christ, and every one members one of another."
>Some are people who came because Strawberry saved them when nobody else did.
Psalm 40:2 : "He brought me up also out of an horrible pit, out of the miry clay, and set my feet upon a rock, and established my goings."
>Some were already members when the cult found them and some were born inside it.
Psalm 71:6 : "By thee have I been holden up from the womb: thou art he that took me out of my mother's bowels: my praise shall be continually of thee."
>The difference between those groups becomes important very quickly.
Ecclesiastes 3:1 : "To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven"
>The older members remember what their life outside Paradise was like.
Isaiah 46:9 : "Remember the former things of old: for I am God, and there is none else; I am God, and there is none like me,"
>The younger members often know this alien Paradise as their only home they have ever had.
Psalm 90:1 : "Lord, thou hast been our dwelling place in all generations."
>To the outsiders, the hivemind is terrifying.
John 4:18 : "There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear: because fear hath torment. He that feareth is not made perfect in love."
>To many of its members, the hivemind feels like finally being surrounded by people who understand them.
Galatians 6:2 : "Bear ye one another's burdens, and so fulfil the law of Christ."
>This hivemind isn't the same as the Strawberry one although connected.
Corinthians 12:4 : "Now there are diversities of gifts, but the same Spirit."
>It is a Consensus Consciousness created from many connected individuals and their shared hatred of the solver atrocities.
Corinthians 12:12 : "For as the body is one, and hath many members, and all the members of that one body, being many, are one body: so also is Christ.
>Every member still possesses an individual mind, personality, memory and body.
Corinthians 12:18 : "But now hath God set the members every one of them in the body, as it hath pleased him"
>The collective simply allows those individuals to temporarily connect their consciousnesses together through a special techno-tree.
Ecclesiastes 4:9-10
>When connected, they can share memories, sensory information, knowledge, emotions, instincts and even fragments of one another's thoughts.
Corinthians 2:11
>The system resembles entering an enormous shared virtual mindspace where every connected person exists simultaneously.
Corinthians 2:9
>One person can remember something another person forgot.
Proverbs 27:17
>One person can experience another person's memory as though it were their own.
Romans 12:15
>One person can lend another their knowledge without speaking.
Proverbs 18:15
>One person can feel another person's grief without being physically near them.
Galatians 6:2
>The collective becomes more than a group without completely becoming a single personality.
Corinthians 12:20
>Individual members are still intelligent enough to act independently.
Proverbs 14:15
>They can argue with one another.
Proverbs 15:1
>They can disagree with Strawberry.
Acts 5:29
>They can refuse a command.
Galatians 5:1
>They can make mistakes.
Proverbs 24:16
>They can lie.
Proverbs 12:22
>They can love.
Corinthians 13:4
>They can become jealous.
James 3:16
>And because they are still individuals, killing or damaging one member can affect the wider consciousness.
Corinthians 12:26
>Every individual is therefore simultaneously a person and a piece of something much bigger.
Romans 12:4-5
>The collective gradually develops its own personality from the thoughts being fed into it.
Proverbs 23:7
>Its opinions emerge from thousands of small agreements, disagreements, fears, memories and desires.
Proverbs 15:22
>It can sometimes reach a consensus Strawberry herself didn't expect.
Proverbs 11:14
>It can even tell Strawberry that she is wrong even if She may be the heart of Paradise.
Proverbs 27:6
>Strawberry and this sub-hivemind therefore have a symbiotic relationship than master and puppets.
Genesis 2:15
1/?
No.387816
Anonymous
Replies:>>387822
>>387815
>But leaving has another price.
>A former member has didn't just simply abandoned a building.
>They have abandoned an entire social world.
>Their friends may refuse to speak to them.
>Their partner may remain inside.
>Others may beg them to return.
>Others can't adapted to this new doomed outside world.
>Addicted to hallucanitions.
>What will they do when they discover that the savior who gave them Paradise carries the very same infection that took everything from them?
2/?
No.387817
Anonymous
Replies:>>387831
>>387813
So who do you think the uneasy truce was between?
No.387818
Anonymous
One major problem with the show is that Liam wasn't clear on how drones become sentient. The non-zombie drones from the Elliot manor don't display anything resembling sentience and there's no explanation for how the Copper-9 drones achieved it.
No.387819
Anonymous
>>387800
I guess the best option is to make a human villain that suits the story you want tell. There’s also MG, he was human once then was killed then dronefied and lets see umm..human Valentine before she mutated and Jane, surprisingly, she made a deal with the solver. Yeah not a whole lot, of options, I went and looked over the booru and this is all I could come up with.
No.387820
Anonymous
Replies:>>387823
>>387811
This is idea, Anon: don’t spell it out directly — people don’t value what comes too easily. Let them figure it out for themselves. But don’t pull a Liam: everything needs clear boundaries and structure, because "don't overthink it, bro" just doesn't fucking cut it!
No.387821
Anonymous
Replies:>>387828
>>387818
He explained that it's an emergent process. Not getting orders from humans and having to think for themselves greatly speeds up the process. Zombie drones have that process REALLY accelerated as a result of their self-learning programs trying to learn from actually fucking dying.
No.387822
Anonymous
Image:179028998876.png(205kB, 780x771)Ywhenbait.png
>>387816
>>387815
>Papaj posting
Yvonka co się dzieje pomocy kurwa, rigcz w moim /MD/?
No.387823
Anonymous
>>387820
I'm not thinking of a story in it (for now..), it's a concept.
No.387824
Anonymous
>>387818
It just happens, its not important to the story since most people just assume that drones are sapient and Liam didn’t want to waste time explaining little tidbits that don’t contribute much.
No.387825
Anonymous
Replies:>>387828
Image:179029029241.jpg(300kB, 1078x606)Screenshot_20260924_175120_YouTube.jpg
>>387818
>pictured: a drone displaying no sentience
No.387826
Anonymous
Replies:>>387834
Remember that idea of modern English being an affectation of intellectuals and the upper class and most 31st century humans speaking Brainrot?
No.387827
Anonymous
Replies:>>387829
Painting Mini-Y in her sleep.
No.387828
Anonymous
>>387821
Also based on the scene in >>387825: fear helps. A lot.
No.387829
Anonymous
Image:179029050627.png(331kB, 2065x1867)MiniDrunky.png
>>387827
Mini Y roasting your elementary schooler tier paint job (You didn't thin your paints)
No.387830
Anonymous
Image:179029055042.png(26kB, 949x698)IMG_2279.png
>>387815
/md/ : The Return of the Oilrig
No.387831
Anonymous
>>387817
Some rival company, or those same labor unions, or even a planet, for that matter. There’s simply more logic to that, since drones literally can’t revolt, because not in their nature. They just watch a giant ball of red-hot shit rolling toward them and, "guess I’m gonna die soon, lol." It’s just a part of the world lore Liam couldn't give a shit about, because he simply doesn't care. It’s not his focus, so calling it "canon" is just opportunism.

I’m not saying that all Worker Drones have to be made spineless. No. If I were a canon purist, I’d be screaming that OCs shouldn't exist just because Cyn said something to N. I’m against enshrining things as "canon" when there’s less evidence for it than there is for the idea that V is a cuckqueen.
No.387832
Anonymous
Replies:>>387835
Should I be basically hearing Y as a female version of Oglethorpe from ATHF?
No.387833
Anonymous
Replies:>>387837
>>387831
>They just watch a giant ball of red-hot shit rolling toward them and, "guess I’m gonna die soon, lol."
Sounds more like those two guys who saw the core collapse happening.
No.387834
Anonymous
>>387826
No who would remember such an idea besides Mitchel doesn’t speak in brainrot and he’s an intern.
No.387835
Anonymous
>>387832
Ja, naturlich
No.387836
Anonymous
Replies:>>387982
>>387810
Then do it dustnigger
No.387837
Anonymous
>>387833
You might notice people around them running in a panic and trying to do something, while they themselves are literally saying, "Fuck, we're screwed."
No.387838
Anonymous
Image:179029098645.jpg(214kB, 1078x606)Screenshot_20260924_180251_YouTube.jpg
>>387801
>>387808(me)
Also, big difference between Humans and Murder Drones: the Murder Drones win

For reference the show tells us WDs resist(J mentions "prey fighting back"), shows us WDs resisting(Thad, Alice), and even demonstrates in explicit terms how retarded an idea resisting is(Uzi, to the point even she admits it in the Pilot) and the exact reasons it fails. Even the most prepared and intelligent regular drone(Alice) working alongside humanity's greatest weapons(the Sentinels) ultimately failed to overcome just them, and much less so their master.

You want WD discontent? Resistance? HOW? Because it looks to me like building walls(Khan) and submitting(the Bunkerdrones) are the only option to even temprorarily preserve your life and everyone that didn't figure that out died fast. Humans couldn't beat them. Drones can't beat them. And even NORI(proto-Uzi: "move fast and fight things") knew there was no chance of meaningfully contesting the MDs in combat. Do they care? Of course: there's simply nothing they can do about it.
No.387839
Anonymous
Replies:>>387842
Image:179029116136.jpg(51kB, 680x948)f7530573f0b29e625fdce1449e7fc8c6.jpg
>>387831
>not in their nature

Self modification isn't in their nature either, yet we have Alice. And if drones are just as "follow the leader" as you posit...
No.387840
Anonymous
Image:179029161778.png(10.90MB, 2388x1668)drawn by fugueanon - 7da672446e854277e89bd9bb11f9c8a2.png
>>387812
>after JCJ and the govt

Anon, Copper-9 was Jenson run till the end. If there was a collapse it came after (canon) Humans ran out of planets to live on.
No.387841
Anonymous
Image:179029183001.png(429kB, 671x907)05b50aaeb57649c63751eca059bb4da99.png
>Be me, Strawberry.
>Something tells me today's the day.
>I've been rehearsing this for a while and I might not get another opportunity.
>Today is the day that I will be with Anon.
>All I need to do is...EEP!
>"[SCARED] Ah! A-Anon! Y-you startled me!"
>"There's something I've been meaning to tell you."
>"I, um... wanted to ask if maybe you'd be interested in..."
>"I mean... only if you're okay with it..."
>"What I'm trying to say is..."
>"Uhh..."
>"I..."
>"..."
>"[DISAPPOINTED] ...Forget it. Never mind."
>"...Anyway. How have you been?"
>"Y-you're heading to Masqy's funeral?"
>"I'm really sorry about your loss, Anon."
>"O-oh... okay, then."
>"Huh?"
>"W-what was it I wanted to tell you?"
>"Ah, it's nothing."
>"You can stay here on my planet for as long as you'd like."
>"There's plenty of fruit. Eat as much as you want."
>"Oh, don't worry about that."
>"It wasn't anything worth mentioning."
>"I hope you enjoy yourself."
>"Take care, Anon."
>...
>"Oh, Anon..."
>M-maybe someday...
>Someday, I'll become strong.
>Stronger like Big sister Cyn
>Someday... I'll be strong enough to protect you
No.387842
Anonymous
Replies:>>387844
>>387839
There is no explicit mention of this. There is no clear yes or no regarding whether the drones modify themselves. Arguments against it could point to the fact that they have remained same worker drones through and through. But though, then again, hair is a modification too. So, I would say that drones can modify themselves, but only minor changes are socially acceptable.

Just like with us humans.
No.387843
Anonymous
>>387814
>Accidentally fucks everything for everyone
Tessa? When did you turn green and bald?
No.387844
Anonymous
Replies:>>387848
Image:179029216259.jpg(187kB, 1080x607)Screenshot_20260924_182218_YouTube.jpg
>>387842
>"minor changes"
>pictured: a "minor change" from the Worker baseline
No.387845
Anonymous
Image:179029223585.jpg(108kB, 884x1054)tessa james elliot (murder drones) - 76b41e8e08b5dcf7e80fccc92d405f5e.jpg
>>387843
>"Tessa"
>can't tell if anon's talking about Chuuni or Canon

Kek
No.387846
Anonymous
>>387843
>anontessa
cute…
No.387847
Anonymous
>>387838
You know, to make things more interesting, let's accept your point that worker drones didn't resist disassembly drones because they deemed it futile. Now, the question is: how does that contradict what I said?

If the drones are *capable* of resistance, it simply means they didn't resist humanity because they considered it pointless. Khan dismisses resisting humans as merely a phase, a time when you're too stupid to understand anything, so he essentially labels resistance against humanity as stupidity.
No.387848
Anonymous
>>387844
A recluse with mental health issues who hasn't spoken to a soul for twenty goddamn years is obviously going to worry a little less about social norms than the average dude.
No.387849
Anonymous
What was V's personality like as a WD?
No.387850
Anonymous
>>387849
being fuck.ed by many
No.387851
Anonymous
Replies:>>387856
Image:179029280006.jpg(64kB, 552x555)images - 2026-09-25T003304.451.jpeg
>>387849
No.387852
Anonymous
Image:179029284667.png(606kB, 1864x1533)evilfuckingmutant.png
>The 31st century.
>In the midst of a war caused by private companies all around the globe, the more unfortunate nations are riddened of their resources at an unmeasurable rate.
>They have long ago rebelled, starting guerillas, militias and terrorist groups with the objective of obtaining their vendetta against the scavenging corporations.
>Many of these groups have dedicated themselves to esoterism.
>One of them worshipping a rare deity. Unknown by esoterism readings and records.
>The Solver of the Absolute Fabric.

>The Absolute Solver held inmense power.
>Such that it was able to offer "great power" in exchange of a viable host.
>Of couse, this was just the Solver deceiving these idiots.
>Not ALL eldritch entities offer great power. Some of us just prefer to chill around and eat some planets!
>Nevertheless, a host was given.
>It would be later consumeds by Cyn anyway, so it's not like it's story matters much for the time being.

>What were the cult of the Solver exactly trying to gain?
>Well. In a world at war where supertrained soldiers could effortlessly wipe their squads, they needed something better.
>Something harder.
>Something... stronger.
>The Solver was capable of things that no eugenics or laboratory experiments could've ever conceived.
>It could create life... mutated life, but life nevertheless.

>Their first experiments were sloppy, messy, gnarly...
>It wasn't always successful and when it was... it was rather unsatisfactory.
>Tumours that barely resembled animal shapes, masses of flesh that could barely be called life.
>As their attempts went on, it was slowly, but surely, molding itself to shape...
>But even then, there were major flaws.
>Larger humanoids were too heavy to hold their weight and their internals collapsed shortly after the experiments.
>But after a series of dreadful results... eureka.

>AB-31 (nicknamed Abel) exhibited superhuman strength, capable of lifting 23 times his own weight.
>He was conceived with a wide, muscular frame. But with a face only a mother could love... if you could even call it a face in the first place.
>Pores all around his body were burst open, product of his high body temperature.
>The staff was strictly ordered not to make physical contact with AB-31, as his body temperature was almost as high as that of boiling water.
>In fact, during physical tests, the staff has reported hearing gurgling sounds emitted by his insides. Almost as if the blood itself was boiling.

>He was 8.6 feet tall (2,6 meters) and weighted about 412 pounds or 186 kilograms.
>He could reach speeds of over 40 miles an hour and has never been known to run out of stamina.
>but all of his physical feats paled in comparison to his odd abilities.
>He could rearrange his biomass into weaponry (an expected and intentional resuilt from previous experiments) and could enter a state of camouflage for an indefinite amount of time, making him almost imperceivable to the human eye.
>Sadly for his creators, he had a bad... bad tempter.
>Abel was reported to have dismemebered, flayed, slit, shot, squashed and squeezed numerous people from the staff across the facility and was deemed too unstable to be deployed in combat.
>However, he was kept, in an isolated room, as a defense unit. Being set free were any invaders to break into their complex.
No.387853
Anonymous
Replies:>>387858
Anon…
I remember you’re AB-31s…
No.387854
Anonymous
>>387849
Kind sweet and shy.
No.387855
Anonymous
Why hasn’t anyone taken on the writing challenge yet?:
>>387204
No.387856
Anonymous
>>387851
This is funny.
No.387857
Anonymous
>>387855
I for one didn’t see it was there.
No.387858
Anonymous
>>387853
But do you remember your AC-15?
>ac-ch15.github.io
No.387859
Anonymous
Image:179029303746.jpg(165kB, 828x758)177067499795.jpg
>you move into a new neighborhood
>pic rel slings U-U through your front window
>they're yours now
>not sure if they were a housewarming gift or the 31st century equivalent of burning a cross on your lawn
No.387860
Anonymous
>>387855
Because I hate you.
No.387861
Anonymous
>>387855
I’ll just point to my shit:
>>387097
No.387862
Anonymous
>>387855
>>387852
does this count
No.387863
Anonymous
Image:179029317608.png(253kB, 982x721)original character drawn by tegaki-anon - 811ca8f01913b7b4da389716af2fe111.png
>>387838(me)
>>387847

Fuck I forgot to post this with the main thing but the big difference between Humans and MDs is that drones have a chance against the former. Humans can deploy armies. Humans can deploy bullshit. But Humans aren't INVINCIBLE: a drone can match and kill one on an individual basis. The sheer morale boost from knowing your enemy is CAPABLE of losing, not to mention Humanity's inability to instantly, personally mass genocide anyone who tries, would do wonders for rallying workers.

Plus as I mentioned: drones DID resist the MDs. Explicitly. They DID use guns and traps and firepower 20 years ago and we just follow those (the Bunker) who didn't join that(and therefore survived). Put those same drones(who WOULD have been alive at that point, since they were the immediate post collapse generation) against foes they COULD meet or exceed on an individual basis and they'd see much more success.

Also Khan: he mentions "kill all humans" as a phase BECAUSE of the MDs. By all indicators he thought it was possible, pursued that successfully, and only grew out of that when Nori died to the DDs(because he was doing stuff other than making the doors, quite likely trying to fight them). Of course he thinks its retarded NOW when (he thinks) he's been shown their weapons really ARE insurmountable. The fact that he held that phase all but explicitly when humans owned the planet(younger days) and isn't dead goes a long way to refuting both "they'd see humans as insurmountable" and "no drone would do it."
No.387864
Anonymous
>>387855
I haven't read an OP in 395 threads, I just look at the picture.
No.387865
Anonymous
>>387859
It’s just your problem now. If you want to get rid of it, toss it out the window of some moron.
No.387866
Anonymous
>>387852
lmfao dustnigger ignored as always
No.387867
Anonymous
Replies:>>387875
>>387859
>Umm actually according to thread canon
>Those are uugies
>Now I’m not a stickler for canon but we have to respect thread lore
[spoiler]I’m only joking[\spoiler\]
No.387868
Anonymous
Image:179029326715.jpg(381kB, 704x1264)1716763150779.jpg
Doesn't the show imply that DDs are partly made from human meat?
No.387869
Anonymous
Replies:>>387871
Image:179029340121.jpg(634kB, 2560x1440)alicia-howard-home-01.jpeg
>>387868
Actually no: no human bodyparts in Cyn's basement. They're made of Solver meat though.
No.387870
Anonymous
>>387868
Yeah, and I’d like to ignore that so I can enjoy wireplay and maintenance not surgery and checkups. Canon murder drones being meat based is a dealbreaker to me.
No.387871
Anonymous
>>387869
Solver meat is genetically human.
No.387872
Anonymous
Replies:>>387876
>>387866
that's kinda discouraging
No.387873
Anonymous
Image:179029360447.png(917kB, 934x1572)uzi doorman and arrow creature (murder drones) drawn by lilblucat - b395f95c09717bddfcf520f0c4db50b2.png
>>387871
Citation? Especially for the colored meats?
No.387874
Anonymous
Replies:>>387890
>>387870
You can always go for WD's for that
No.387875
Anonymous
Image:179029365171.png(138kB, 971x478)112825657bff95a3056791ee31dac0c4.png
>>387867
>"Dumb meatbrain fucked up his spoilers again! Hahahahaha!"
No.387876
Anonymous
Replies:>>387878
Image:179029371057.png(307kB, 2000x2000)015a4405473f0d783970d6cfd334db87.png
>>387872
Eh, you’ll get used to it. But I see you, little guy.
No.387877
Anonymous
Image:179029375491.png(59kB, 1280x720)b21788cc30829af079e69484cfd5e1a1.png
We should talk more about the Temu Drones.
No.387878
Anonymous
Image:179029377537.jpg(98kB, 1320x1176)4B6A0BC1-A001-425C-BFE9-0C4EFAD13B12.jpg
>>387876
I'm bigger than everyone here that's why they hate me
No.387879
Anonymous
>>387871
Is it? I was under the assumption that the Solver meat merely appears vaguely human because their hosts all possess humanoid physiology.
No.387880
Anonymous
Replies:>>387885
>>387873
The merch page on some piece of Solver fleshbeast Uzi merch.
No.387881
Anonymous
Replies:>>387889
>>387878
you ain't, but that's okay, not everyone can be fiendish.
No.387882
Anonymous
Replies:>>387890
>>387870
DDs have both though.
No.387883
Anonymous
Replies:>>387888
Image:179029392863.png(137kB, 737x520)serial designation v and simon dustwell (original character and 1 more) drawn by privatedust - f8244fd0814241c7acb63d9a12b1844f.png
>>387878
>bigger
>barely taller than V

we all know the truth...
No.387884
Anonymous
>>387877
No, you’re getting your canon discussion and you vill like it.
No.387885
Anonymous
Replies:>>387887
>>387880
Since when was merch descriptiona considered canon?
No.387886
Anonymous
Replies:>>387907
>>387863
>the big difference between Humans and MDs is that drones have a chance against the former
lol
lmao
No.387887
Anonymous
>>387885
Look, you asked me where I got Solver meat being genetically human from, that's where.
No.387888
Anonymous
>>387883
V is sitting on a comfy chair while Simon has to sit on a tiny ass gay stool. Truly the longhouse of the 31st century.
No.387889
Anonymous
Replies:>>387896
>>387881
The fiendish only posts on the Nuzi thread now
No.387890
Anonymous
Replies:>>387894
>>387882
I don’t want both I don’t want flesh in my drones
>>387874
The power imbalance puts off, that’s another reason why I like sentinel drones but that’s not important right now.
No.387891
Anonymous
Replies:>>387893
>>387877
No, we should talk about this:
>>300434
>>385732
>>385796
No.387892
Anonymous
Image:179029433972.jpg(3.67MB, 4096x5120)christmas.jpg
>>387852
Where's the Cain experiment? You can't have Abel without Cain.
No.387893
Anonymous
Replies:>>387900
>>387891
no nigga
No.387894
Anonymous
Replies:>>387899
Image:179029436076.jpg(45kB, 640x901)thighs.jpe
>>387890
Then keep your workers and sentinels.
Let us disassemblyGODS procreate with our murder wives.
No.387895
Anonymous
>>387892 (me)
Jokes aside, that was pretty interesting! Humanity tries to combat the solver by creating their own monsters... Scary!
No.387896
Anonymous
Replies:>>387898
>>387889
Did you know you can delete posts on plus? Why didn’t you delete that post where you said you like privatedust and that other post in the nuzi thread where you said you like femcells.
No.387897
Anonymous
Replies:>>387904
>>387852
If he’s Abel, then who is Cain?
No.387898
Anonymous
Replies:>>387901
>>387896
>liking female cells
No.387899
Anonymous
>>387894
Yes, so you can make more nephelim and solver abominations that can’t breed true.
No.387900
Anonymous
>>387893
Yes nigga
No.387901
Anonymous
>>387898
Liking the mitochondria. Also worker drone rebellion
No.387902
Anonymous
The vegan murder drones wont shut up about how they drink motor oil and don't kill drones
No.387903
Anonymous
>>387902
Make them omnivorous with a dose of COCK
No.387904
Anonymous
Replies:>>387910
>>387897
>>387892
Simon (becuz he kills him lole)
No.387905
Anonymous
Replies:>>387908
>>387902
If vegan murder drones eat motor oil what would murder drones that eat biodisel call themselves?
No.387906
Anonymous
>>387863
Everything you wrote is literally just speculation on your part, unsubstantiated, with only a vague nod to the official canon. I’m not judging you for that: I’ve filled in plenty of gaps in the canon with my own theories too, but at least I admit it.

1) There’s no confirmation that the drones actually fought against the Disassembly Drones: Uzi literally showed that the drones threw their own children at them just to buy time.
2) There’s no proof that the drones viewed humans as beatable but the DDs as invincible: the logic that "if it bleeds, we can kill it" applies to Disassembly Drones just as well. Yet, for some reason, you think humanity’s interplanetary empire is an easier target for worker drones than twenty-six murder drones.
3) The fact that Khan was in "kill all humans" mode after the humans were already dead actually strengthens my point: it means the only canonical reference suggesting drones and humans "fought and then signed a truce" is total nonsense. Which implies you’re actually agreeing with me that there never was a fought and truce.

Look, let’s be real: you want anons to write stories about drones fighting against humans. That’s fine, actually, it’s great: Plurality in a creative community is always a good thing, and I’d fully support anyone wanting to write about that. But calling it canon? No. That isn't canon.
No.387907
Anonymous
Image:179029485723.png(2.28MB, 1920x1080)serial designation j (murder drones and 2 more) drawn by heresy_sfm - b517a5ca9602c21a9b572658d7db90c7.png
>>387886
I mean... would they not?
>stronger
>more populous
>tougher in some ways(can lose limbs, be set on fire, etc to little effect)
>fully willing + able to use human military tech(+ work in the factories where it's made, so have access)

Considering that canon humanity's STRONGEST weapons, used to secure its MOST IMPORTANT lab; the one where phyics warping, world saving superdrones were being studied; were the Raptors it dosen't exactly seem impossible.
No.387908
Anonymous
>>387905
They're the equivalent of vegetarians that eat eggs and cheese and drink milk
No.387909
Anonymous
>>387866
I got into a discussion with someone, give me a damn time.
No.387910
Anonymous
>>387904
i don't want that cumskin in the story make up someone else pleas
No.387911
Anonymous
>>387906
>3) The fact that Khan was in "kill all humans" mode after the humans were already dead
He had that phase when he was Uzi's age, BEFORE the core collapse.
No.387912
Anonymous
Image:179029511081.png(625kB, 1300x1839)IMG_2282.png
>>387910
>Cumskin
Say anon you wouldn’t happen to have any strage dreams, any repressed desires?
No.387913
Anonymous
>>387911 (me)
iirc
No.387914
Anonymous
>>387873
Well, it’s based on the fact that the insides of J and N we saw looked almost exactly like human ones, but in reality, nothing actually states that it resembles human flesh, even partially. It’s just a gap in the canon that we filled in for the sake of the prompt. No one’s going to judge you if you say no.

This >>387870 anon even left out the meat entirely, and it turned out fine, great greens.
No.387915
Anonymous
Replies:>>387921
No.387916
Anonymous
I love how all the gooners pretend that most of the humans we see aren't just as dumb and autistic snd generally weird as most of the drones we see.
No.387917
Anonymous
Image:179029535931.png(87kB, 250x587)Untitled624.png
Uhh… maybe another outfit or something? Idk.
No.387918
Anonymous
>>387910
He's tanned but ok
No.387919
Anonymous
>>387917
If you want attention go beg your parents for it Berryboy.
No.387920
Anonymous
Replies:>>387938
>>387917
berryboy do you remember the commissionanon
do you think he's drowning in debt seeing every new outfit you make
No.387921
Anonymous
Image:179029549676.jpg(337kB, 1080x608)Screenshot_20260922_145354_YouTube.jpg
>>387915
Canon discussion fun
No.387922
Anonymous
>>387910
>Cumskin
SAAAAAR DO NOT REDEEEEEEEEEEM
No.387923
Anonymous
>>387921
>J ships N and Doll
>V tries to hook N up with Rebecca
What did they mean by this?
No.387924
Anonymous
Replies:>>387926
>>387921
This is boring I WANNA TALK ABOUT MUTANT VAGINAS
No.387925
Anonymous
Image:179029571984.jpg(522kB, 1920x1078)Screenshot_20260924_191326_YouTube.jpg
>>387906

1) as I said yes there is and it's right here: we can debate the specifics of HOW they fought back(Thad style desperation vs Alice style preparation), but Uzi was explicitly not the first to try

2) it literally does not: Uzi is the first Bunkerdrone to even hurt an MD(otherwise she would know about the regen) and the Bunker dosen't seem to even know about the sunlight weakness

Humanity, by contrast, is a species they would see getting hurt(nature of proximity) and know they can hurt(from accidents). Not to mention that "humanity's interstellar empire" dosen't add to the personal intimidation of the human standing in front of you(and ALSO is neither unified nor invincible: you're fighting a megacorp with competitors and you KNOW they can't afford to deploy everything against you)

3) as noted by >>387911 he was in that phase before the humans died and survived it. Not to mention that there would be no reason to start a "kill all humans" phase when the humans were all dead and (he assumed) never coming back
No.387926
Anonymous
Replies:>>387929
>>387924
The only actual, in the show mutants are a subcategory of zombie drones, so you're shit out of luck. Even if you consider human aspic to be mutants they don't have any distinct flesh.
No.387927
Anonymous
>>387921
there is a lot of non canon in what that anon replied to but ok
No.387928
Anonymous
Replies:>>387930
I've contracted peyronie's disease from über-masturbating (A.K.A) gooning to Pocketsteaks' mutants.
No.387929
Anonymous
Image:179029590625.jpg(87kB, 742x534)Screenshot_20260613_160500_YouTube.jpg
>>387926
Two mutants! The meat tendril counts!

technically three if you include Uzi's arrow...
>inb4 more canon support for mutants than Sentinel Drones
No.387930
Anonymous
>>387928
Yiff in Hell.
No.387931
Anonymous
Image:179029592852.png(465kB, 473x721)Gnoblars.png
>>387907
I misread your post, but WDs are fragile enough that a limpwristed fop can kill one by stabbing him in the face with a silver fork (which is really saying something because silver is a fairly weak metal). WDs are also shown to be massive cowards who are also too stupid to recognize danger until it's too late. Whatever victories the WDs scored against humans were only possible because humans were too busy dealing with the eldritch anime death angels.

Whatever Liam had in mind for a WD rebellion was clearly thrown out by the second episode anyway so none of this matters.
No.387932
Anonymous
Replies:>>387936
>>387929
Those aren't mutants. They aren't a mutation of anything.
No.387933
Anonymous
Image:179029612369.jpg(33kB, 540x720)1516423597522.jpg
>>387929
The helicopter scene sucks so much. I know it's probably the result of Glitch having a limited budget and using some stock helicopter model, but it did irreparable damage to the setting.
No.387934
Anonymous
No.387935
Anonymous
Replies:>>387987
Image:179029621209.png(346kB, 824x926)pavopreg.png
No.387936
Anonymous
Image:179029622661.png(545kB, 1231x1082)jane the human and serial designation e (original character) drawn by itanon and tessajanon - 2fd7aaeda09c5fd43c5cc4f10026606d.png
>>387932
>"it's only mutants if they used to be human" anon

Fleshbeasts then. Including humans "twisted" the same way, so we're back to Mutants being possible + canon compliant.
No.387937
Anonymous
>>387933
>GUYS… IT’S THE FUTURE… BUT SOMEHOW THE MILITARY IS STUCK IN 20TH CENTURY…
>PLEASE BUY OUR MERCH SO WE CAN FUND OUR SHOW WHICH HAS A GUY WHO HASN’T SEEN THE WORLD PAST 9/11 THAT ALSO KNOWS WHAT AN IPHONE IS
No.387938
Anonymous
Image:179029629366.jpg(543kB, 1079x1080)Stop looking.jpg
>>387916
>Fai
>>387920
He's still alive?
No.387939
Anonymous
>>387933
>it did irreparable damage to the setting.
I'd say the irreparable damage was to the threads tbh.
No.387940
Anonymous
>>387936
>>"it's only mutants if they used to be human"
No, that small percentage of zombie drones that develop "potentially hazardous mutations" are also mutants.
No.387941
Anonymous
>>387937
>A GUY WHO HASN’T SEEN THE WORLD PAST 9/11 THAT ALSO KNOWS WHAT AN IPHONE IS
Que?
No.387942
Anonymous
Image:179029642204.png(286kB, 427x979)teli (original character) drawn by ja-sin - 0bafc3553707f7c72c90bbe4ed9d6396.png
>>387931
>Note: a fork through the brain also kills many humans
>Note: a bullet to the brain has roughly identical impacts on humans and workers
No.387943
Anonymous
Image:179029647291.jpg(1.33MB, 2560x1440)178034304391.jpg
>>387936
The only "twisted the same way" humans we see are Mitchell's coworkers.
No.387944
Anonymous
>>387942
NO SILVER FORKS JUST BOUNCE OFF OUR INDESTRUCTIBLE SKELETONS
WE BREATHE OXYGEN
HUMANITY FUCK YEAH
No.387945
Anonymous
Anti-anything (in this case anti-mutant) discourse is such a dumb thing to do in a setting like MD.
The show itself has just enough worldbuilding to allow people to create as many OC and as many new concepts as they wish.
My only complaint about mutants is the current ones not being interesting.
No.387946
Anonymous
Replies:>>387957
>>387933
>it did irreparable damage because it lets people come up with ideas I don't like
christ you threadcops are miserable
No.387947
Anonymous
>>387945
I'm not anti-mutants in general tho. These threads are just bafflingly allergic to using the ones the show confirms as existing.
No.387948
Anonymous
Image:179029686227.jpg(33kB, 640x475)i-might-have-found-out-where-copper-9-is-located-in-our-v0-7c8f9our2wlb1.jpg
>>387945
Quick worldbuilding question: Which system would the Agro-C planet be located in?
No.387949
Anonymous
>>387933
It's likely the solver affected most of their high tech, "ai powered" weapons so they had to resort to good ol' trusty steel. IG
No.387950
Anonymous
>>387933
It's Liam; at some point he had to fuck up at least one(1) helicopter.
No.387951
Anonymous
>>387941
I think he's talking about Gaslight District

>>387942
>Note: a fork through the brain also kills many humans
It takes a lot of a force to push a fork through a human brain, and most people won't ever be able to do that with their bare hands. James is probably below average strength by IRL standards so WD visors are clearly made out of cheap-ass brittle material that's about as durable as rock candy.
No.387952
Anonymous
>>387931
>Pic
>Imagines a murder drone tard wrangling a bunch of WDs like a ogre does gnoblars
>Imagines a DD cosplaying a ogre and speaking like a retard
Heh
No.387953
Anonymous
>>387951
>James is probably below average strength by IRL standards
And you base that on...
No.387954
Anonymous
>>387953
He's lived a life of privilege and delegates every single physical task to drones.
No.387955
Anonymous
>>387948
attention seeking bitch
No.387956
Anonymous
Replies:>>387958
>>387954
Sounds like someone who has all the time in the world to work out.
No.387957
Anonymous
>>387946
Who are you quoting?
No.387958
Anonymous
Replies:>>387963
>>387956
>someone who has all the time in the world to work out
And you base that on...
No.387959
Anonymous
>>387953 (me)
I am a nigger from great britain btw!
No.387960
Anonymous
>>387954
NTA
>delegates every single physical task to drones.
>"DRONE! fuck my wife for me I am much too busy being rich!"
No.387961
Anonymous
Replies:>>387979
>>387929
First time I'm skimming this discussion and I want to make it absolutely clear, I didn't make Sentinel Drones with the belief that they were canonical to the setting, only that they were plausible within the gaps that the big time jumps and unseen events allow for.
I have tried my best with their lore to explain how they could be created and why they are gone by the time the show picks up.
No.387962
Anonymous
Replies:>>387968
Image:179029733618.jpg(114kB, 1080x603)Screenshot_20260924_194835_YouTube.jpg
>>387933
>>387937
NGL this used to bother me too. Had to adopt a headcanon I found on reddit(back before I found (you)) to cope

>shit's fucked
>the city is lost
>the real military; government, private, everything; has is either GTFO or dead
>one of the survivors rigs up a museum helicopter, desperate to try, to do ANYTHING about the horrors surrounding him
>flies it out
>tries to fight
>fruitlessly killed for his heroism, just like Tessa
>this simultaniously explains the helicopter, why it was flying so low, and the lack of missile use all at once
No.387963
Anonymous
Replies:>>387999
>>387958
Him having loads of free time that he can do anything with. Working out is one of those possible things.
No.387964
Anonymous
>>387701
schizuzi
No.387965
Anonymous
>>387948
The one at the top(indiscernable)
>close to other systems
>close to earth
>not explicitly Solver chow

Wish I could say more, but the show gives us nothing to go on there. Just suspect that food = relatively eqsy access to population centers
No.387966
Anonymous
>>387951
>I think he's talking about Gaslight District
What does that have to do with 9/11 and iPhones?
No.387967
Anonymous
>>387701
>missed this

Kek stuff anon, a little suprised "real" Cyn didn't get a turn
No.387968
Anonymous
Replies:>>387970
>>387962
This sounds retarded as fuck. It'd make more sense if it was simply the government running out of resources and equipment.
No.387969
Anonymous
>>387941
Kinger o algo
No.387970
Anonymous
>>387968
>It'd make more sense if it was simply the government running out of resources and equipment.
The problem with that is we don't know how much time passed between the gala massacre and the helicopter scene. Also doesn't help that this is supposed to be an interstellar society, so it's absurd for them to run out of resources in less than a year.
No.387971
Anonymous
Who knew Canon could be so boring.
No.387972
Anonymous
Replies:>>387975
>>387971
Dust, you can be a passive-aggressive little faggot all you want. It won't make anyone like your Gary Stu any more.
No.387974
Anonymous
Replies:>>387976
Image:179029809261.jpg(193kB, 1080x608)Screenshot_20260924_195751_YouTube.jpg
>>387951
Fwiw James in particular demonstrates extreme conpetence at throwing things
>inb4 the concept of a "food fight" has evolved over the past thousand years, eventually becoming "cutlery dules"
>James forced to constantly defend his honor with naught more than spoon and fork
>knife use considered "uncouth"
No.387975
Anonymous
>>387971
Sorry we aren't talking about fucking Blue DDs.
>>387972
kys sharteen
No.387976
Anonymous
Image:179029814012.png(324kB, 639x499)serial designation j (murder drones) - ded37f82217e26853d87b5e9ae0403af.png
>>387974
>cutlery duels

Fuck my jigger life
No.387977
Anonymous
>>387973
>>387975
samefag fail
No.387978
Anonymous
Replies:>>387990
>>387977
My kingdom for an edit button.
No.387979
Anonymous
>>387961
OP here: wasn't dogging on Sentinels, just noting that "the Solver uses ONLY DRONES" fags have no leg to stand on
No.387980
Anonymous
Replies:>>387981
>>387977
what was deleted?
No.387981
Anonymous
>>387979
>"the Solver uses ONLY DRONES"
Good thing no one said that.
>>387980
>>387975 minus the address to the sharteen. Again, my kingdom for an edit button.
No.387982
Anonymous
>>387836
Wrong writefag also who the fuck is dust?
No.387983
Anonymous
Image:179029867499.jpg(35kB, 637x329)Motte and Bailey Fallacy.jpg
>>387979
Do we need to have this lesson again?

>Motte
The Solver doesn't only use drones

>Bailey
Lesbian kemonomimi failgirls
No.387984
Anonymous
Replies:>>387989
Lets assume that Drones make their own weapons. Now what exactly would give them a major advantage over people? Perhaps magnetic weaponry? After all all magnets do is get them high
No.387985
Anonymous
Replies:>>387986
>>387852
I too have played Killing Floor
No.387986
Anonymous
>>387985
Kek! Dustsissies can’t come up with something without ripping off something!
No.387987
Anonymous
Replies:>>387988
>>387935
The braphog...
No.387988
Anonymous
>>387987
What is with you and farts?
No.387989
Anonymous
>>387984
>off the top of my head

Flamethrowers, aerosols, and poisons: none of which affect drones, but fuck up humans real good. I'd put chemical warfare on roughly the same level of "overwhelming danger" as Sentinel bootloops for sure.
No.387990
Anonymous
>>387978
>My kingdom for an edit button.
If i had that i wouldn't post a green, spot a typo, delete it and post a revised one, spot yet another typo and keep going until all of the typos would cease to exist
No.387991
Anonymous
Replies:>>388012
>>387925
>>387925
I’ll answer in two paragraphs:
1. By throwing their own children to the disassembly drones and praying? Uzi explicitly states that worker drones never once resisted humanity; we literally see, and are told repeatedly, that the worker drones offer no resistance whatsoever to the disassembly drones because canonical worker drones are spineless. The only exception is the witches, the very ones who die from using their own powers. Plus, Uzi is the "main character" and has genuine plot armor, the drones before her didn't have that, so she is the exception that proves the rule: canonical worker drones cannot resist, they are literally NPCs.
2. Your own words:
"Also Khan: he mentions "kill all humans" as a phase BECAUSE of the MDs."
If you’re backing out of your own words in this argument, fine, I’ll grant you that privilege. But that means my points about Khan are correct and you fully agree with them.
No.387992
Anonymous
>>387916
We resisted, we fought for our lives and for each other's, we forged a weapon meant to win in the battle with a GOD, and even after we died, it CRUSHED A GOD.

We had no main character, yet we fought a god to a draw.
No.387993
Anonymous
Replies:>>388004
>>387992
And we breathe oxygen! LITERAL POISONOUS ROCKET FUEL! We have BONES! And MUSCLES! And IMMUNE SYSTEMS!
r/HFY is over yonder.
No.387994
Anonymous
Replies:>>388008
Image:179030095390.jpg(216kB, 1078x607)Screenshot_20260924_204855_YouTube.jpg
>>387992
>it

It died pointlessly. As did your weapons. Their children(Uzi and Doll) managed better than humankind's best efforts ever did
No.387995
Anonymous
Replies:>>388010
Image:179030110129.png(158kB, 936x866)1694957025630088.png
the last few threads have been more active (ofcourse after I go to bed)
but a lot of it is just fighting over nothing and shitty trolling and spam
and a whole lot of calling random anons various namefags for no reason

this does not feel like the /md/ renaissance
No.387996
Anonymous
>>387942
Lol, no. If I were to jam a fork into your eye, the odds of you dying would be incredibly low. Hell, even a bullet to the head doesn't guarantee death, let alone shots to other parts of the body. People often don't realize just how tough the human body is: we can smash through walls, take a hail of bullets and survive, and even break our own bones with the sheer force of our muscles. The human body is a mechanism that is simultaneously incredibly resilient and incredibly fragile, and often, the line between life and death comes down to your own will to live.

Yeah, those cheesy anime scenes where the protagonist pulls off a comeback and wins after they’ve already lost actually make more sense than we want to think.
No.387997
Anonymous
Image:179030127528.jpg(97kB, 850x816)sample-4b8f33f2e4f659c7b14aabcf579c2467.jpg
Who should Lucy visit this year?
No.387998
Anonymous
>>387996
>I mention r/HFY
>a denizen of it shows up
Speak of the devil...
No.387999
Anonymous
Replies:>>388000
>>387963
You clearly have plenty of free time too, Anon, yet for some reason you spend it on an internet forum instead of improving your physique. Just like we all and James, who most likely spent heaps of free time on entertainment rather than on personal growth.
No.388000
Anonymous
Replies:>>388002
>>387999
Some people are entertained by working out. Those things are not mutually exclusive.
No.388001
Anonymous
Replies:>>388005
Image:179030156096.jpg(59kB, 960x938)tired yui.jpg
>>387998
Anon, worker drones being weak and stupid is integral to the premise of the show. Get over it.
No.388002
Anonymous
Replies:>>388005
>>388000
There's a picture of James ITT and he's very obviously not ripped.
No.388003
Anonymous
We should play Crash Bash instead.
https://crashbash.app/
No.388004
Anonymous
>>387993
I don't even fucking know what HFY is, just speak normally, for fuck's sake.
No.388005
Anonymous
Replies:>>388007
>>388002
I never said he was ripped.
>>388001
And the humans we see are also weak and stupid. It's a haha fooni Invader Zim comedy.
No.388006
Anonymous
Replies:>>388009
Image:179030179534.jpg(266kB, 1080x608)Screenshot_20260918_024938_YouTube.jpg
>>387996
>in your eye

I specified "brain" for a reason anon. And while I agree humans aren't the paper mache Hollywood would sell you on("fuck armor!" - every director for the past decade) we're also not overwhelmingly superior to drones. I'd give us faster twitch reflexes, longer reach, and higher internal redundancy vs their greater strength, tolerance for oil loss/muscle damage, and temperature(extreme heat and cold) resistance personally.
No.388007
Anonymous
Replies:>>388009
>>388005
> It's a haha fooni Invader Zim comedy.
And this completely demolishes any argument for WDs being effective fighters.
No.388008
Anonymous
>>387994
These children came into existence literally because of the patch, and they carry it within them. No patch -> no Uzi -> no victory over Cyn.

Humanity paved the way to victory, without it, Uzi wouldn't have won (though who am I kidding: plot armor is plot armor).
No.388009
Anonymous
>>388006
>every director for the past decade
Just the past decade?
>>388007
And for humans being effective.
No.388010
Anonymous
>>387995
I enjoy debating the canon, and I hope the other anon enjoys debating with me too.

It’s just that a lot of anons here are waiting for a miracle, expecting threads to magically start serving up the content they like, when, in reality, you have to take charge of your own experience.
No.388011
Anonymous
Image:179030204097.jpg(16kB, 720x689)melvin.jpg
>Akita
No.388012
Anonymous
Replies:>>388030
Image:179030217716.jpg(185kB, 1078x603)Screenshot_20260924_204507_YouTube.jpg
>>387991
>1)
Note also:
>Thad
>normalest of normalfag worker drones
>no ancestry, no lab work, nothing
>decides to try and fight anyway

So yes, we DO see even complete normalfags try to put up resistance(to literally 0 effect but still). And J's quote is literally explicit about Uzi not being the first. That some or even the majority of the population would prefer to run or hide from the invincible death angels in no way changes the fact that at least a portion of them tried to fight

>worker drones cannot resist
Worker drones cannot *meaningfully* resist *the MDs* AKA the things humanity also Jobbed to. Humans are a different matter

2)

Don't see what you're talking about here? My thoughts were that Khan hated humans, foguht them Pre-Collapse(to some success), and quietly dropped it as a "I don't need it anymore" thing when the humans were all gone. Only deciding "this was utterly retarded" in hindsight after seeing what "human warmachines"(the MDs) were capable of
No.388013
Anonymous
Replies:>>388014
>>387998
Just Google the kinds of things people survive. You’d be surprised at how hard it is to kill a person. Hell, even just logically speaking, during disasters, there are always far more injured people than fatalities.
No.388014
Anonymous
Replies:>>388041
>>388013
NTA and humans can die if we poop too hard, your point?
No.388015
Anonymous
Replies:>>388016
Image:179030261627.png(590kB, 1500x2250)nori doorman (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - ab1049b2674ed6f33ce41c032c0d4961.png
>>388008
>"they carry it within them" - statements by the utterly deranged

I seem to recall them NOT having the Patch being a very important plot point. One that Nori devoted her whole life to changing.
>inb4 Nori checks the Uzi code post show
>discovers some funky data
>tfw it's half the patch
>tfw you've got the other half in yours
>tfw you ghosted your enitre family for 20 years because you cannot into coding
No.388016
Anonymous
Replies:>>388017
>>388015
I thought Nori got pretty decisively patched when Yeva threw the thing right into her face.
Nta but I figure she was looking at it to innoculate the colony as aa whole, if she or Uzi were still complete slaves to the solver it seems like she would have shut them down or taken them over more quickly.
No.388017
Anonymous
Replies:>>388019
Image:179030311031.png(2.23MB, 1640x2360)uzi doorman and absolute solver (murder drones) drawn by kitsch - d57e6bf15fbf330833a57b026dcbd56a.png
>>388016
>explainanon

Nori's patched, Uzi isn't, Nori wanted the Patch for Uzi(and maybe Yeva's kid, but that wasn't stated)

As for Cyn... yeah she could. Spent 90% of episodes 6/7 doing so and only got overcame(like V in ep5) by the powers of love and believing in yourself. Also 100% could have killed Uzi at any time, but thought this way was funni
No.388018
Anonymous
Replies:>>388019
Image:179030337193.png(1.38MB, 1614x1499)IMG_4872.png
>>387564
>>387570

As the local penis inspector, I can say for certain that he is uncut in the picture. I can see the foreskin folds right behind the glans.
No.388019
Anonymous
>>388017
There are probably very specific reasons that Cyn didn't just stomp everyone besdies "lol she was playing with her food", but Liam never got around to showing or telling us why. It's easy to infer that the solver needs to complete some kind of specific ritual to eat a planet, but this is never confirmed.

>>388018
There's one problem with that: Uzi is jewish.
No.388020
Anonymous
Replies:>>388027
Image:179030371406.jpg(144kB, 1080x606)Screenshot_20260924_213446_YouTube.jpg
>>388019
Tbh I land otherwise just because of Earth: THIS is her going all out. THIS is Cyn not holding back and just killing stuff. And this (blotting out the sun + wall of flesh around the sky + fleshbeasts + NULL) is something I see no reason she could not do even if she had a ritual to finish(since we know she ate Earth despite this)
No.388021
Anonymous
>>388021
>This but the patch made nori shoot out cyns code in her roboegg
No.388022
Anonymous
Replies:>>388025
Image:179030396477.jpg(206kB, 1043x588)Screenshot_20260924_213712_Chrome.jpg
>>388008
>"Hey doc, this Patch isn't going to make me shoot human code out of my womb, is it? See, I'm planning on having a child with my husband, and I don't want my womb shooting out somebody else's eggs. Like say, human eggs. That would not be something I want." - Nori Doorman
No.388023
Anonymous
Image:179030399561.jpg(146kB, 768x1024)IMG_4216.jpeg
>>388019
Uzi might be an autist femcel, but calling her jewish is going too far. Her first instinct was to fight cyn. Not make deals with, worship, or summon Cyn.

Rachel on the other hand…
No.388024
Anonymous
Loudly clanging V in Uzi's bed.
No.388025
Anonymous
>>388022
>"002, what the fuck are you talking about."
>"I read this thing about getting genetically cucked forever."
>"Was it a hentai?"
>"... Yeah, it was a hentai."
>"Could you tell us who gives them to you?"
>"Bite me, I'm not a rat, I'm not naming my sources."
>"SourceS? Plural?"
>"..."
>"It's worse than we thought..."
No.388026
Anonymous
Hey guys I figured out how to give a Disassembler solver powers AND sentinel weapons - and it escaped.
No.388027
Anonymous
>>388020
Surely you can understand how much of a lame cop-out it is to say that your main antagonist only lost because she was holding back for no real reason. Why would she hold back now when she went all out against every other planet?
No.388028
Anonymous
Replies:>>388033
>>388026
well go catch it
No.388029
Anonymous
Image:179030476599.jpg(44kB, 735x424)02e69a178892f147c713bc881284d2fc.jpg
>>387838
>>387863
>>387907
>>387925

>t. Uzi ranting about how Drones "TOTALLY could have won the war" and would "kick human ASS" were they still around
>N, having actually witnessed humanity at its strongest, just nods and smiles politely
No.388030
Anonymous
Replies:>>388066
>>388012
The whole argument boils down to whether there was resistance by the worker drones against humanity's rule, and the answer is no. Uzi says no, Khan says no, and the drones' behavior reflects this. Just because Thed picked up a pipe, it implies there was resistance against humanity, even though, by your own admission, this doesn't change the fact that humanity not encountered an uprising or disobedience from the worker drones, simply because the drones were so weak compared to humans.

I’ve already analyzed the only two hints at resistance in show:
1) The newspaper.
There isn't even a hint of drones in it. Most likely, Glitch just found a free newspaper asset somewhere, just like they did with the helicopter.
2) Khan.
I’ve already broken this down and even caught you out on not knowing how to counter this point: Either Khan was in a "kill all humans" phase before the collapse, meaning his comment about having to "get that phase out of their system" implies that the vast majority of drones considered an uprising foolish; he couldn't have been in that phase after the collapse. After all, by your own words, worker drones considered fighting Disassembly Drones a futile endeavor, and since everyone believed Disassembly Drones were humanity's weapon until Episode 6, it follows that they would have considered fighting humanity itself to be futile as well.

If you want to say that drones can resist, then I agree. But only a select few, literally the absolute bare minimum, and majority of them are witches.
And as I said before: if you consider resistance against humanity prior to the collapse to be "canon," then no.

It’s simply that Liam didn’t care about that. It wasn’t the show’s theme, Uzi’s talk of "killing all humans" was just a joke and a reference to Bender, and the vast majority of canonical drones would simply die resignedly. That’s why, when writing green, you often end up contradicting canon.
No.388031
Anonymous
>>388021
Why did my own post reply to itself???
No.388032
Anonymous
Replies:>>388036
I regret posting >>387731 now. It stirred up all the HFYfags.
No.388033
Anonymous
Replies:>>388037
>>388028
Eh it'll come back when it's hungry. Or horny.
No.388034
Anonymous
Image:179030495689.png(3.55MB, 1274x1309)k-gamma (original character) drawn by phoenixanon - c7a925a2972aa08a4dc97a1397b87da0.png
>>388026
>t. Eliza Holly presenting Sentinel K-Gamma for committee review
>followed by Eliza Holly escaping the committee review massacre
No.388035
Anonymous
Replies:>>388051
Image:179030520216.png(42kB, 750x427)177074685646.png
Is your drone running? Then you better go catch it!
No.388036
Anonymous
No.388037
Anonymous
>>388033
This. Assuming you treated her well, she'll come back to you. I just hope you're ready to be a dad.
No.388038
Anonymous
>>388036
It's a long story, that began on /tg/ many years ago. Suffice to say HFY is unimaginably wanky and cring.
No.388039
Anonymous
J slander just being “this overly cocky character I don’t like never got the humiliation she deserved to my liking”
No.388040
Anonymous
>>388036
Humanity, Fuck Yeah.
It's an old /tg/ term, based on giving sci-fi humans positive traits to make them more than "the jack of all trades race" who are generally inferior to all other aliens, but are still the protagonists. Sometimes the stories are trite and just go "everything about humans is better than idiot aliens", but it often explored some fun concepts.
Anti-HFY sentiment picked up massively around 2016, which really makes you think.
No.388041
Anonymous
>>388014
Michael Platt, an American criminal, was struck by a bullet that pierced his lung almost immediately after the shootout began. Yet, before finally succumbing to twelve wounds, he managed to kill four people while laying down accurate fire and dodging a barrage of shots.

As I’ve said before, the human body is simultaneously incredibly resilient and incredibly fragile. You could die in the restroom from a sudden spike in blood pressure and a heart attack, yet at the same time, you could smash right through walls with your bare body.
No.388042
Anonymous
>>388040
I don't get the connection between HFY and what the anons are talking about right now. I realize this is bait to get the ask, but why 2016?
No.388043
Anonymous
>>388029
>Implying that N didn't easily massacre humanity
Someone didn't watch the SHOOOOOOW
No.388044
Anonymous
>>388029
>"The EMPs from nuclear bombs were... unpleasant."
No.388045
Anonymous
Replies:>>388057
Image:179030660619.jpg(371kB, 2048x1941)IMG_4686.jpeg
Imagine the head.
No.388046
Anonymous
Replies:>>388054
>>388040
Begone election tourist.
No.388047
Anonymous
Replies:>>388054
>>388042
If you know it's bait why did you ask the election tourist?
No.388048
Anonymous
>>388043
We were shown how murder drones kill unarmed people and how Cyn helped them with the helicopter. I think an encounter with a real army would be unpleasant, to say the least, especially without Cyn.
No.388049
Anonymous
>>388042
there's a certain contingent of anons who think humanity holding out against the solver for 2.5 attoseconds is the same thing as HFY
No.388050
Anonymous
>>388043
they got carried by cyn stfu
No.388051
Anonymous
>>388035
> PHBBPBPBPBTHTBPHTBPHTPH
No.388052
Anonymous
>>388040
>The Indomitable Human Spirit is only wanked up to 999% 99% of the time! The anti-human species traitors would be wanking it up to 1000% 100% of the time like us if they didn't hate humanity!
No.388053
Anonymous
Replies:>>388055
>>388049
Oh boy, another motte and bailey!
No.388054
Anonymous
>>388046
>>388047
At first I wanted to ask what the hell you were talking about, but then I realized you're just a troll, so whatever, I'll just wait for an answer to my question.
No.388055
Anonymous
Replies:>>388060
>>388053
That is not what that means. If anything he's accusing you of strawmanning him.
No.388056
Anonymous
Replies:>>388059
>>388049
>there's a certain contingent of anons
I think they're just trolls.
No.388057
Anonymous
>>388045
>it's ravenous, almost gluttonous
>but at the same time you get so close to the edge that a stiff breeze could do it for you, but you never go over
>This happens for hours, while she just gets kicks out of all the different ways you get close but not there
>One time you held her down and mating-pressed her face
>but she just fucking teleported away and you hear "get edged, idiot" from like half a mile away
>Can't even fap on your own because whatever you were using gets [Null]'d away when you blink
>You have no friction and you must coom
No.388058
Anonymous
Replies:>>388068
>>388049
because it is
No.388059
Anonymous
>>388056
then they're trolls that have stuck around for well over a year if not longer
No.388060
Anonymous
Replies:>>388063
>>388055
>motte
We just don't think the AS would have steamrolled humanity instantly?
>bailey
WE DEFEATED A GOD AFTER HOLDING LE LINE TO THE LAST AND DIDN'T NEED THE STUPID SUBHUMAN TOASTERS TO WIN
No.388061
Anonymous
Replies:>>388065
The hatred for HFY is such that classifying any display of human resistance as HFY is just a total kek.
No.388062
Anonymous
Replies:>>388071
>>388042
>I realize this is bait
Shit, I thought that was common knowledge but I'm just an oldfag (by modern standards).
The 2016 election. There was a mass exodus from r/the_donald to /pol/ when Reddit banned them, plus a bunch of other shit that got 4chan back in the public eye (GG/fappening from around 2014) which basically fucked the userbase massively. HFY was more celebrated, or at least tolerated, before then. Of course, in the current year, the term HFY's been co-opted by Reddit and turned into mass-produced "humans stronk" trash, much like how they turned /x/ creepypastas into "nosleep" garbage.
I didn't realize bringing it up was going to rile up Buzzword Boy so much, though. Sorry about that.
No.388063
Anonymous
>>388060
>WE DEFEATED A GOD AFTER HOLDING LE LINE TO THE LAST AND DIDN'T NEED THE STUPID SUBHUMAN TOASTERS TO WIN
That was you false-flagging.
No.388064
Anonymous
Image:179030730971.jpg(93kB, 990x872)IMG_4685.jpeg
>>388057
What happens if you use your hands to fap?

Also, Cyn screaming “Get edged, idiot.” From half a mile away made my day.
No.388065
Anonymous
Replies:>>388068
>>388061
Except that's not what's happening.
No.388066
Anonymous
Image:179030745391.jpg(336kB, 1080x608)Screenshot_20260924_223559_YouTube.jpg
>>388030
Fuck we're talking past each other now

>Khan

As noted Khan changed his mind AFTER all humans were gone AND they presented seemingly a insurmountable force(the MDs) to face. He:
>believed it was reasonable when he did it
>belived it was reasonable when he was around and fighting humans (as would colloquially be "his youth:" the pre-collapse era)
>only NOW believes it's something he needed to outgrow BECAUSE of the erronious information(MDs are human made + deployed) he thinks is true

He thinks an uprising is foolish NOW because "they had the MDs the whole time," NOT because of anything humanity itself did or deployed.


>vast majority considered

No that means the vast majority CONSIDER(present tense) an uprising foolish NOW. After the MDs("humanity's" warmachines) landed. It indicates nothing about attitudes THEN in the past (and pre Worker society) when the resistance against actual Humans would have been taking place.

And once again Khan changing his attitude from one point in time to another in no way changes that he HAD that attitude and DID(implicit through Uzi + "serious mode" in episodes 7-8) act on it in the past. This + the existence of pre collapse WDF indicates there was at least some meaningful sabotage/combat/politicking on the drone's part.


>newspaper

Fair: it's too generic for me to make solid statements on. Still have indicators(certificate of door building + QDF uniforms in camp photo) that the WDF existed pre collapse though


>drone's behavior

Severe survivorship bias here: everyone faced the MDs. Everyone who fought them died. So everyone left to watch(the Bunker + our protags) are either cowards or the descendents of cowards. Of course we don't see much resistance in the show: they tried, they failed, they're adorning V's stomach by Uzi's time and most (Uzi, Thad, and Doll excepting) have learned from their example.


>drones were so weak compared to humans

No, compared to MDs, the strongest race in the setting.

Drones and humans are a rough 1-1 match(weak faceplate vs retard industrial strength) in melee and I don't see why that would change at range. And while humans were socially stronger I don't see how that precludes Workers from organizing meaningful resistance(especially given the Solver fucking things up for Mankind elsewhere)


>Liam didn't care

True, but he didn't care about human military resistance against the Solver either and that's clearly canon. I merely apply the same logic(Khan having a strangely military attitude in 7/8, Khan having a "kill humans" phase while "humans" were still on planet, the existence of a by-worker-for-worker defence force complete with insignias within an atosecond of the core's collapse) to Workers pushing back on humanity.
No.388067
Anonymous
Funny how the only other time threads get this heated is if someone says V is a slut.
No.388068
Anonymous
>>388065
here's that exact thing happening: >>388058 and if you'd been here for more than a few months you'd know it's happened many times before
No.388069
Anonymous
Replies:>>388070
V is a cuddleslut.
No.388070
Anonymous
>>388069
more like a cuddlerapist. when she gets depressed she'll grab some random schmuck to use as a teddy bear to calm down and by the time she snaps out of it she'll shred him if she hasn't Lenny'd him already
No.388071
Anonymous
Replies:>>388073
>>388062
It’s the same pattern I see with any halfway-decent genre: a couple of hugely popular titles come out, and for the next few years, the market is flooded with interchangeable trash. I saw how it happen with isekai, and it looks like the same thing is about to happening with indie animation right now.
No.388072
Anonymous
Replies:>>388097
Image:179030787180.jpg(30kB, 400x500)images[4].jpg
>>388070
>Moments after V traumadumping on you as she forcibly holds you close.
No.388073
Anonymous
>>388071
HFY was never good and the "problem" it supposesly exists to push back on only exists in its supporters' imaginations.
No.388074
Anonymous
Image:179030827145.jpg(63kB, 576x680)IMG_4700.jpeg
>>388066
>Severe survivorship bias here: everyone faced the MDs. Everyone who fought them died. So everyone left to watch(the Bunker + our protags) are either cowards or the descendents of cowards. Of course we don't see much resistance in the show

A certain Texan drone was completely bodying all of the resident DDs for 20 years. So much so, that Cyn herself had to travel to copper-9, physical enter the lab herself, and posse Uzi at the right moment in order to destroy the door controls and left the sentinels in.
No.388075
Anonymous
Image:179030849016.jpg(207kB, 1078x609)Screenshot_20260924_225411_YouTube.jpg
>>388074
>bodying

Yes but not by herself: all the traps we see her make(the hand that grabbed Tessa, the EMP, even Beau) rely on having a source of DD parts to begin with. What could she do without the Raptors to source them from?
No.388076
Anonymous
>>388074
The sentinels were. Alice did keep them from entering matter collection mode after the sentinels were done tho.
No.388077
Anonymous
>>388074
Not really a participant in this conversation but I feel like that's the reason that people don't see Cyn's takeover as like a seven hour war type deal. We're shown that sentinels are extremely effective against disassemblers and even a play-acting Cyn to a degree, and Cyn seems to need a wincon of some kind to bust out her planet destroying bullshit.
No.388078
Anonymous
Replies:>>388080
Image:179030876768.jpg(270kB, 1078x608)Screenshot_20260918_162841_YouTube.jpg
>>388077
Extremely effective against DDs *inside a confined space*(where the light can't diffuse/ranged weapons are useless) and *when the DDs don't know their gimmick,* although part of V's victory might just be Protagonism
No.388079
Anonymous
Replies:>>388082
>>388077
Seven Hour War deal implies speed. It couldn't be speedy, not with the primary striking arm the AS needed to get any attack going only numbering a couple dozen reverse cyborg vampires. But they're VERY strong, VERY fast, VERY hard to injure, and even if you kill them they just respawn. The moment the DDs make planetfall the planet is lost, it's only a matter of when.
No.388080
Anonymous
>>388078
Protagonism and Offscreenism
No.388081
Anonymous
Image:179030913954.jpg(74kB, 736x1019)807fce833abf4330461c079dd9a00b9f.jpg
>>388057
>it happens again
>but you've prepared this time
...
>pretend to be disappointed
>pretend to be hurt
>wander over to the puppet theatre
>act out "the tale of sir blueballs" into the Void
"Oooh. Intrigued Expression"
>gotcha
>continue your show: a tragic horror comedy about lust, friendship, and terror, as you keep yourself rigid with thoughts of revenge
>she likes it
>she wants more
>she slowly climbs closer
>yes!
>BURST through the wood at the climax, setting yourself upon your nightmare wife with a vengance
>she teleports on your back
"Giggle. Get Edg-Confused Cry!"
>she didn't realize
>you turned around
>and as you pump into (you)r solver wife, releasing months of stored up torment inside her as she bluescreens, you have only one thing to say
"Get snuck upon"
...
>weeks later
>good news: Cyn loved it
>bad news: Cyn now demands all sexo be suprise
>and as you labor away, crafting battleplan after battleplan as your wife "sneakily" peeks over your shoulder, tussling your hair with affection she might not even recognize, you can't help but think
>(you) are the luckiest guy in the universe...
No.388082
Anonymous
Image:179030934510.png(9kB, 314x266)175400371656.png
>>388079
That's exactly how it went down in Princess Keeter. The only thing humanity could do was stall the Solver's forces until Uzi took over.
No.388083
Anonymous
So what do you think E and the gang are up to once Uzi becomes the new owner of their immortal souls?
No.388084
Anonymous
Replies:>>388096
No.388085
Sleep deprived and bored Anonymous
>"NAGASH SHALL NOT BE CONTAINED IN THIS METAL SHELL!"
>Cyn rolls her eyes and throws the possessed pill baby back into Vashtors forge and ignores it's tantrum
>Being stuck in Uzi's ass has been so god damned boring
>Her only reprieve has been going to her dads place to watch things be made and tormented
>But that's all she can really do
>At best she can grab a pill baby and hold it for a few seconds before her projection starts to fail
>[Annoyed Sigh. Fuck You Uzi.]
No.388086
Anonymous
>>388066
1) There isn't even a hint of resistance against the humans or the Murder Drones. Uzi explicitly states that the drones just obeyed and hid. Remember what she says: "What did our parents do when those things were building spires out of corpses? They hid behind doors." There’s no hint of resistance either before or after, nor any indication that drones outside the doors put up a fight.
2) Khan views it as a phase, the same kind of phase where human teenagers demand independence from their parents while simultaneously asking for money to buy some crap just to look cool to their classmates. Rebellious thoughts? Sure. Actual actions? If it ever actually led to anything, he would have mentioned it, instead, he speaks about it with such dismissiveness and nonchalance that it’s hard to believe he takes it seriously at all. In the real world, that sort of thing at least leads to getting pregnant at sixteen.
3) The WDF outfits are just the clothes the humans issued them. Why throw away or change something that already works fine? (Though, in reality, Glitch is just reusing the same 3D models.)
4) Khan literally holds a diploma in door construction. You can interpret that however you like, ranging from the idea that humanity built universities for drones to the notion that drones actually founded a university for door-building, but it’s all so ridiculous that I’m not even going to comment on it. Take it however you want, it’s just a joke by Liam (a lot of things come from him as jokes that we’re forced to accept as canon).
4) Liam wasn't concerned with resistance of humanity. He literally just grabbed a free helicopter model, he couldn't have cared less about it. The flashback sequence was meant to shock the audience, he never imagined that two autists on an anonymous imageboard would analyze it in such deadly earnest.
No.388087
Anonymous
Replies:>>388118
>>388077
I write a lot about the Solver War, and I think Cyn is just having fun. She’s like a video game player. You can die a million times in a game, but that doesn't change the fact that you’re alive in reality and can win by any means necessary, whereas for a game character, death usually means actual death. She’s having a blast, feeling a sense of total license born of limitless possibility, yet it is precisely this cavalier attitude toward the one thing on univers capable of defeating her that ultimately leads to her loss.
No.388088
Anonymous
Replies:>>388092
>>388083
On the one hand: They're nobility now with all the privilege than entails.
On the other hand: Now they have jobs with all the responsibilities that entails.
No.388089
Anonymous
Video:179031105315.webm(1,010kB / 0:00:08 / vp9, 720x720)Spoiler video
Of all the fanon DDs, which one would be shameless and desperate enough to go to the Trappist system and become a stripper
No.388090
Anonymous
Replies:>>388091
>>388089
J, but she tries to sell you a timeshare afterwards.
No.388091
Anonymous
Image:179031133591.png(431kB, 1204x1033)jits.png
>>388090
J already has duties as the Imperial jester, wetnurse, and Uzi's general-purpose bitch. Unless, of course, negotiations weren't going J's way (which happens all the time) and J desperately needed a way to win over The Republic
No.388092
Anonymous
Replies:>>388094
>>388088
>S's job is to curl up on Uzi's very very long lap and get pets and scritches
>in exchange, she gets one (1) graham cracker a week and permission to rub her face on Uzi
No.388093
Anonymous
Replies:>>388107
Image:179031180460.png(1.28MB, 2900x1550)serial designation j and boxon marine (original character and 2 more) drawn by dark_helmet, fugueanon, and unknown_artist - 7ac45216d811c2e0ffd329d4765f56ae.png
>>388089
>Trappist

The most retarded decision a drone could make, like stripping circumcized in Berlin under the Funny Mustache

>drones that would do it
Mimi, Sentinel h, Disassembler Berry, Y(she didn't realize), Phi(she followed Y), Disassembler Pidge, Strychnine, and E(she knows, she's just that desperate and hopeful to find her boss alive)(does it without the hat off so she can gather information better...)
No.388094
Anonymous
No.388095
Anonymous
>>387204
> Boy Pidge
> Bidge
Pronounced 'Bitch'
No.388096
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:179031208965.webm(173kB / 0:00:03 / vp8+vorbis, 854x854)190671.webm
>>388084
No.388097
Anonymous
Image:179031209028.png(936kB, 1170x2044)178972409926[1].png
>>388070
>>388072
Clearly what happened between these panels.
No.388098
Anonymous
I feel like jcjenson as a company with products and business ventures isn’t being explored enough.
No.388099
Anonymous
>>388098
>Soap that removes your sins.
>Don't ask how it works.
>Where do the sins go?
>Some intern probably idk
No.388100
Anonymous
Image:179031223595.png(614kB, 865x654)1712344372659.png
>>388098
We got a lot from that one J merch ad
No.388101
Anonymous
>>388099
>Where do the sins go?
To a chicken as is tradition, of course.
No.388102
Anonymous
Replies:>>388103
Image:179031236878.jpg(217kB, 1080x607)Screenshot_20260924_235918_YouTube.jpg
>>388098
Well yeah, but that's partway because we have NO other megacorps to compare them against, so any anon wanting to break ground on that has to come up with competitiors/a market space from scratch
No.388103
Anonymous
>>388102
Von Dronius was made and there was like, 200 posts of dissent over it
No.388104
Anonymous
>>388098
We have the laborbots and von dronius
No.388105
Anonymous
Replies:>>388111
>>388098
The drones are free. Their accessories are not. You wouldn't deny your drone her $600 entry-level bow to place on her $5000 wig, would you?
No.388106
Anonymous
Replies:>>388108
>>388099
that sounds lather indulgent
No.388107
Anonymous
Replies:>>388110
Image:179031274492.jpg(167kB, 912x1441)original character and 2 more drawn by fugueanon - c2f6c6ff7e219ab61a5053fd1a90ff4c.jpg
>>388093
>The most retarded decision a drone could make, like stripping circumcized in Berlin under the Funny Mustache
The Republic likes to huff and puff, but at the end of the day, they have no real strength. It's only because of the Knights being insane enough to try talking to eldritch cyber-vampires, and Uzi's willingness to reciprocate, that anyone there is still alive. Also, early in Princess Keeter, it's mentioned that Mac is popular with young girls in the Trappist system, so there's definitely a market for DD strippers.
No.388108
Anonymous
No.388109
Anonymous
Replies:>>388114
>>388103
people are too focused on sticking to the canon when there is so much story and worldbuilding potential in the universe like exploring all the different kinds of companies and their relationship with jcj.
No.388110
Anonymous
>>388107
>no real strength

No real strength against UZI: they can kill a lone DD just fine.
No.388111
Anonymous
>>388105
You can get pretty creative with monetizing if you know people well enough.
>Manufacture drones.
>Send the to wartorn countries, abusive/exploitive companies, etc on a three year contract.
>Sell them back to the customer base when their contract lapses for a steep discount since they're "used".
>Customers get attached.
>Sell ptsd patches that allow them to get over their issues as exorbitant prices while ramping up their instability.
>Consequently their warranty has lapsed.
No.388112
Anonymous
>>388110
They'll just respawn.
No.388113
Anonymous
>>388110
>they can kill a lone DD just fine.
The problem being, Uzi would instantly know.
No.388114
Anonymous
Replies:>>388121
>>388109
have we ever explored foreign competitors before like a japanese company or a british one?
No.388115
Anonymous
Replies:>>388117
Image:179031318880.png(59kB, 1280x720)Spoiler image
>>388103
>this of course reflects the 200 year legal battle between the VonDronius estate and JCJenson over the use of "drone" in their name
>after centuries of precedent and decades of live fire between magistrates, Jenson found itself on the verge of losing its rights to the word "drone" completely
>in light of such they struck a deal: Vondronius products (and ONLY Vondronius) could make use of the word, and JCJenson would pay them limited yearly licencing fees for their name rights
>and so now rich into perpetuity and unsure what to do next the current VonDronius patriarch turned to his side hobby: tinkering
>then his wife wondered how to get richer...
>the rest is (extremely messy) history
No.388116
Anonymous
>>388103
That's because nobody likes Pocketsteaks lore.
No.388117
Anonymous
>>388115
what does the silver model look like
No.388118
Anonymous
>>388087
And even when she loses she still isn't dead, she still even has the ability to exert physical influence, in the end Uzi is 30% Cyn now with her obviously extremely fractious and stubborn personality separating Cyn from seizing control again.
She is, after all, in a contest of wills with a fundamentally timeless entity.
No.388119
Anonymous
Replies:>>388123
Image:179031369575.jpg(78kB, 1536x2048)uzi doorman, cyn, and doll (murder drones) - f93832c17faa9a12e7d70f0adddc1b13.jpg
>>388118
>in the end Uzi is 30% Cyn now
More like 25%
No.388120
Anonymous
If Uzi is really a hologram then isn't Cyn-tail just a metaphor for Uzi's consciousness than the personality of Cyn just stuck in a tail?
No.388121
Anonymous
>>388114
You mean like jeetdrones
No.388122
Anonymous
>>388120
What would Cyn-tail be if the Uzi everyone sees walking around isn't a holographic recreation of Uzi's original body but Uzi using her actual original body as a cute puppet?
No.388123
Anonymous
Image:179031436759.jpg(195kB, 1080x606)Screenshot_20260925_003236_YouTube.jpg
>>388118
>30%

I'd give it 10 as a floor and going up depending on corcumstance. She dosen't seem to have nearly as much control (over N, V, the normies, even Uzi's tail) as she'd like

>>388119
>25%

Take your fusenigger bullshit out of here: Doll's escaped, Cyn's an internal war, and Tessa was neved inside her in the first place. Like hell Uzi-the-gamer would let herself drop to 25%...

>>388120
>Uzi hologram

She's clearly not. She has a body. It stores her core. The fact that she has a little trouble piloting it dosen't make it "fake" or "a corpse" for the same reason the Cyntepede's top half/Tessa cosplay was clearly alive
No.388125
Anonymous