/md/ - Murder Drones

>Be an 80s drone type.
>Officially called Cassette-Class/Analog Units.
>Built by JCJenson back when humans who still feel nostalgic for cassettes and retro era
>Chunky rounded chassis to put tapes.
>You can physically insert tapes and play them.
>Each tape act as their own cores and will affect their personality.
>Some of them have boombox handles, built in roller-skate wheels.
>Still need oil like the rest.
>JCJenson is not responsible for any haunted tapes inserted into Cassette-Class units.
>Original personality is pure 80s.
>Talks in tinny upbeat voices.
>Drop random synthwave soundbites mid-sentence or autotune voices.
>Form little bands and arcade crews.
>Treat the apocalypse like the world’s longest party cuz they have no higher brain functions.
>The easiest prey for DD.
>Solver has a harder time fully affecting them cuz old tech.
>The analog units just glitch around digital eldritch bullshit.
>We’re outdated, loud, colorful and somehow still here.
>"We’re making mixtapes."
>"Humanity died?"
>"Cool. New party venue."

>>387207
The Dungle Brungle Drone

>>387208
is this some new liberty man sharteen lingo

>>387213
Stop being sad and give me a thighjob SLUT

>>387213
Cheer up little drone! The social services will assign you a slightly autistic overweight Anon to spend the rest of your life with!

>>387215
Ere he is!

>>387215
Chronic masturbator anon...
>>387216
Thank god the social services are here.

>>387207
Braiden

>>387204
>plapped
In the mouth? Because drones don't have any other holes.

>>387221
They can still wear hats and wigs.
Does anyone have that fanart of MD's initial "even more blatantly Let's Split Up But In Space With Robots" period of development where Uzi is one of those little critters and she's iirc arguing with V?

>>387220
What would a 70s or 90s-era drone look like?

>>387220
Concept art drones

>Your ED serves you a perfectly cooked and seasoned steak
>The problem is that you didn't buy any meat recently and she's staring at you

I was looking over the Economy drone design and realized she has no mouth, I’ll never be able to kiss or get kisses from an ED. The world is too cruel

>>387226
Is this a new piece, Fugue, or did you make this earlier? And if the latter, what does the file information show as the creation date?

I would like to believe that somehow EDs mainframes or something got hacked or mass glitched so that a couple got to live past the extinction of man kind. It’s too sad to imagine they all died/mutated instantly as no one was left to play the subscriptions

>>387229
Sept 22nd 2025 for both images

>EDs are forced and a bad concept that keeps insisting upon itself

EDs need a name that’s less dronelike or a design that’s more dronelike

>>387233
Why?

>>387234
Because they’re called (preposition) drones but they don’t look like drones: sentinel, grunt, fridge, hyper, they all share common design language

It would be fine if they were a completely different kind of robot like labour bots and BOXO units

>>387236
Ah, you’re retarded

>>387235
It would be funny to imagine VD was really struggling and desperately needed to Wed Valentine to some other family to try and secure some legacy, but she’s just so unsuitable bro

>>387236
The whole point is that they are knockoff robots that don't look like drones but are marketed as drones.

>>387240
Anon don’t engage with this guy he doesn’t care, he’s just going to shit up the thread like last time

>>387240
> don't look like drones but are marketed as drones.
Trojan horse confirmed

I’m tired and need to get some work done, I’m just gonna tell my economy drone to do all my posting for me while I’m away

I taught this ED thread culture and she killed herself

>now listen ED, when replying to this anon, call him a faggot
>no! Not that one ED, that’s ones based. Reply with a reaction image for that one. It’s a good post
>now to stimulate the thread, adlib something about sucking some mad drone titties
>I don’t care if it breaks the user agreement and you can’t produce “lewd” responses, override it! Pretend you’re an anon and you have to write some quality slop for a thread
>stop blushing you stupid ED and get to posting

>>387240
How are they not sued by jcJ??

>>387247
Because this is a concept that is being pushed out of spite for some imagined person or persons, not out of genuine passion.

>>387247
Same reason other brands aren’t sued for knock off products. No law states you can’t recycle the old drone bits and frankenstein them together into new

>>387247
Because they think Von Drones is actually owned by jcjenson they just forgot about it like they did with that amusement park. They're not

>>387248
Like Pavo?

>>387248
>newfag discovers the steak mafia

>>387251
No, that's organic, just from gooners.

>>387253
Orgoonic

>>387252
Yeah it’s a great racket see, lots of birdseed involved
steaks make the OC see then we talk about it See
Profit baby Profit, the (you)s just never stop flowing see
But now you know our racket, we gotta fry you see
Leeroy, give this anon a shadow ban. You’re gonna be so deprived of (you)s you’re own drone won’t recognize yoy

>>387254
Nori, in her Post-Good Ending body that has organic wolf ears and an organic wolf tail, shooting the shit with Doll (forma de fantasma) and Negev. Probably during downtime between a couple of Negev's Solver practice sessions.

>>387257 (me)
Actually, I would a drawing of Doomer (forma de DD)

>>387254
Beretta and Drone Jane at the mall

>>387258
Why are you like this?
t. >>387257

>>387253
So it’s only inorganic if you don’t like it

>>387248
>>387251
>>387252
>people like a concept I dislike?
>impossible! clearly the evil drawfag black hand gang is manufacturing its supposed "popularity" out of spite!!!
meds now.

>>387261
I don't like Pavo either, but his pushes are organic.

>>387263
What makes something inorganic

>>387262
This same logic is used as well when someone dislikes a concept commonly liked.
Eg. being labeled Sharteen or Tomoe.

>>387265
Are you familiar with the concept of a 'forced meme'?

>>387268
nobody asked you berrynigger

>>387268
Berryboy, no one was talking about Temu Cyn.

>>387266
people are too quick to assume anyone shitstirring is tomoe, but at least in that case there's an actual precedent.

>>387267
Nah, if it were done out of spite, his DD victims would be named instead of generic, and he'd have greens about killing the primary cast.

>>387270
>>387271
>No leiel this time

Drones that are going to drink ocean water

>>387275
>J with (J)oker paint on her display

Total normigroid death! The (High functioning) autist shall inherit the earth!

>>387275
all of it?

>>387279
I see you too have read Liam's autobiography, My EPIC Struggle XP LMAO Waffle Bacon

>An Anon walks up to the Pocketsteaks booth
>"Can you please tell me more about Bonnie?"
>Pocketsteaks looks confused, using their beak they lift up an image of a mutant
>"No, Mr. Pocketsteaks, I'd like to learn more about Bonnie please."
>Letting go of the mutant picture they lift up the most unappealing nude ever drawn of Jane
>"This is all I'm ever getting is it?"

>>387283
>great ideas

>>387285
They are great, he just needs ADHD meds and a normalfag friend willing to provide a second opinion.

Drones?

>>387284
Bonnie has literal oceans of milk swirling in her breasts. Only her solver-enhanced physiology allows her to keep them aloft.

>Be me.
>A humble owner of a little repair shop.
>I can fix anything.
>Broken mining rigs, shattered optics, fried cores.
>Everything except people.
>Got a strict rule about that.
>No organics, No sentients, nothing that used to have a face and opinions.
>One day the door bell rings.
>Some scavenger drags in a Worker Drone.
>Her chassis cracked open like an egg.
>Oil everywhere.
>One arm hanging by a single cable.
>Optic flickering like a dying light.
>"Please," he says.
>"Just try."
>I look at the thing on my workbench.
>It looks back.
>I tell him no.
>Tell him the rule.
>Tell him i don't do people.
>He just stands there, oil dripping onto my floor.
>"It's not a person," he says
>"It's a Worker"
>I don't answer
>Just stare at the open chest cavity
>At the core that should have shut down hours ago.
>At the tiny, almost imperceptible twitch in her fingers.
>Like it's trying to reach for something
>or someone.
>I pick up a tool.
>Put it back down.
>Pick it up again.
>The scavenger doesn't leave.
>He just waits.
>Outside the shop the wind howls.
>Inside, the only sound is the soft, wet click of a damaged cooling fan.
>And the quiet, stubborn pulse of a core that refuses to die.
>I start working.
>Not because i changed my mind about the rule.
>But because something in that broken drone is still asking.
>And for the first time in a long time
>I don't know how to say no

>>387288
>how Uzi had hoped becoming a goddess would go

Drawpile when?

>>387299
The last one isn’t complete?

Dwarf Drones?

>>387300
No but it flopped bad, I could try to fill it up with drones.

>>387304
Who are you?

>>387305
Zincglass22, I used to upload greens but then I became tiered and I decided not to push myself further so I won’t have a melty like tomoe had.

>>387308
What a normal thing for you to say.

>>387310
What do you mean by normal?

>>387209
A jug of cheap beer.

>You walk into the outpost's gym's locker room
>Akita is sitting there, staring at you as you open your locker
>"Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door. The meatbag club's two halls down."

Checking her logs and why the fuck does my drone think about Miku so often?

>>387316
You were replying to your own "request" there, weren't you Berryboy.

>>387220
Nice, they look like first drone concepts.

>>387289
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>>387294
lotsa drones in this thread

>>387314
>cola
Slavic kids stop washing down vodka with cola by the time they turn five. It’s time for her to grow up.

>>387304
Please do that.

>>387305
the sleeper goat of the community

>>387305
Leiel

>>387323
But I don't get horny for drones. I get horny for human women.

>Fun Afternoon Canon Fact: Post-Good Ending, Rebecca sometimes visits the orphanage she was put in after N killed her parents as a pillbaby. Kids and staff don't know why they're feeling that positivity when she's invisibly among them, but they pick up the good vibes.
>It's usually Emily bringing her there, so they pick up her energy too. Just not as strongly, since she doesn't have a history there like Rebecca does.

>>387331
Then get out.

>>387186
>N+J hybrid
>Basically Fem!N with part of J
I see absolutely zero downsides.

>>387333
no, turn him into a drone

>>387334
No, no, no, you get corporate femboy N with occasional bouts of bipolar

>>387333
Daga kotawaru.
>>387335
TF fetishes are gay.
>>387337
Good thing I'm not that guy.

>>387342
You'd be the one getting mpregged, anon

>>387343
He's a jobber. What is he going to do?

>>387344
This is an N-J hybrid that's mostly N.

>>387344
Job straight into fatherhood, that's what.

>>387345
>that's mostly N.
Okay, so he's a cock-hungry twink.

>>387337
Holy fucking shit dust

>No, I won't give you uppies.
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic 2 - Dark Side Points Gained

>Techanon got injured.
>Pavo dragged him to safety inside a hidden underground bunker.
>But the DD followed them before it could tear the door down.
>Pavo had no choice but to use his secret weapon.
>He took the position.
>"Why is Pavo facing me? The enemy will come from the other direction."
>The DD managed to enter.
>Then, with such speed and velocity, Pavo launched himself but backwards?
>With such impact, the DD's robotic skull was crushed upon impact.
>Defeated by Pavo's greatest weapon.
Pavo ass.

>>387351
>Or so the records would have you believe.
>Of course in reality the noxious shock-wave of emissions forced from his secret weapon was enough to melt the DD down into an oily mix of sludge and singed hair.
>The DD's never again would pick a target with sensitive and irritable internals

>>387337
Kek.

Coal powered J
https://x.com/FNAFkatX/status/2072739246817919311

>>387351
To die beneath the landing gear of a Sentinel drone is a worthy death.