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No.386288
Murder Drones #394Anonymous
Replies:>>386294>>386329
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The evil greedy creature must be stopped
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Wheel of altering modifiers: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf
The wiki inside the really fantastic Booru: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character
The actual separate Wiki: https://wiki.dronebooru.co/wiki/Main_Page
Last thread: >>385359
No.386290
Anonymous
Replies:>>386296
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We must send in the evilier greedier creature to steal it's gimmick
No.386291
Anonymous
>>386267
Who is Michael? Anyways no. I was planning on a Halloween green, had a rough concept of it and was hoping to do it last year but got too distracted. I was also hoping to draw by now, but sadly I still haven't gotten around to that either.
No.386292
Anonymous
Replies:>>386293>>386590>>386997
Reposting the writing challenge
>>386148
>>386148
>>386148
No.386293
Anonymous
>>386292
Reposting
>Agro hotel but it's fall.
>Thad and Lizzy visit Agro-C.
>Meet Strawberry.
>Thad plays sports with her while Lizzy streams.
>Lizzy decides Strawberry needs a makeover.
>She does her makeup and takes photos for drone media.
>Strawberry becomes popular.
>Hotel gets flooded with guests.
>Until Thad notices mushrooms growing all over the hotel.
>Turns out Strawberry has mushroom sickness.
>The entire hotel is already infected.
>Worse fall season ever.
No.386294
Anonymous
Replies:>>386296
>>386288
Why the crackers
No.386295
Anonymous
Replies:>>386297
>>386279
>>386280
Hollymom, scary and evil politician.
No.386296
Anonymous
>>386294
It is monday. She gets to lick them. It is her favourite activity.

>>386290
Fish.
No.386297
Anonymous
Replies:>>386298
>>386295
she hires 9 dumbass anons to fight for her
then hires 9 more dumbass anons to fight those anons
No.386298
Anonymous
>>386297
>They are fighting over drone factories
>Suffice to say the battles are brutal and bloody
No.386299
Anonymous
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Found this gem while looking for lewd pictures of Doretta from DRG
No.386300
Anonymous
Replies:>>386301>>386303
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Reposting Megaman slop but with more sprites
No.386301
Anonymous
Replies:>>386302>>386303
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>>386300
No.386302
Anonymous
Replies:>>386303
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>>386301
Spin Animation. I haven't played megaman 3, I don't know what it's used for.
No.386303
Anonymous
Replies:>>386304
>>386300
>>386301
>>386302
This looks absolutely fucking awesome!
No.386304
Anonymous
>>386303
Thank you
No.386305
Anonymous
Replies:>>386306
>>386268
Very cute and very true—that is exactly how Smiledrone would react to a handshake (little pervert).
No.386306
Anonymous
Replies:>>386307
>>386305
>M dash
Horny little drone you are
No.386307
Anonymous
Replies:>>386308
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>>386306
>M-Dash

(S)he can M-Jump too.
No.386308
Anonymous
Replies:>>386313
>>386307
>M command grab
>M throw you onto the bed
>While (1):
>M bounce
No.386309
Anonymous
>>386279
>>386280
Nice.

It is a pity that such a charming lady departed so early, but on the other hand, her end was certainly more pleasant than that of her husband: who might well not have died, to his own absolute misfortune.
No.386310
Anonymous
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Tessa-
No.386311
Anonymous
Replies:>>386312>>386315
Anon, if you had the ability to turn any non-living object into a new type of Drone, what would you do?
No.386312
Anonymous
Replies:>>386314
>>386311
Mining dump truck. And in particular, the most enormous mining dump truck: the BelAZ.
No.386313
Anonymous
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>>386308
>"I bring some real Fuck You energy to the table"
No.386314
Anonymous
>>386312
You’ve just reinvented the B.O.X.O unit from first principles
No.386315
Anonymous
Replies:>>386316
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>>386311
Artillery Train drones, really big artillery
No.386316
Anonymous
>>386315
>"OHAIYO GOSAIMASU!"
>*KABOOM*
No.386317
Anonymous
Replies:>>386319>>386465
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>>372994
>>373118
>>376036
>>376987
>>379106
>>380118
>[You ventured through] the remains of [the west wing.]
>Bod[coworkers milled through the halls] lifelessly [after a long day. You wonder if you] ever really talked to them before.
>Come to think of it, you never did spend much time getting to now your coworkers much.
>You look down to your [perfectly fine] hand, and flexed your digits experimentally. They moved just as fluidly as bef[always].
>...you suppose they would, since you didn't really have much issue gaming. You choose to not dwell on that.
>Floating through the corridor, you gaze through the ho[window] out towards the vast darkness of space. You suddenly feel homesick, and your thoughts go back to your family. [You guess they're fine. You just haven't gotten around to getting in touch with them.]
>You look around, REALLY look around for the first time in a good while. It never even occurred to you how much of a...wreck this place had become.
>[litter] everywhere, on the floors, across the walls, neatly overflowing in the trash bin. It looked like...something...happened while you were asleep.
>How much of it was inattention, just not noticing things before [your friend Fixer] arrived?
>She was[n't] responsible for all of it, probably. Everything that happened was[n't] the result of C[Fixer] arriving to your station.
>Still, you knew where you had to be. You weren't sure what to expect when you got there.
>the trip back was shorter than you had hoped. You drifted back on autopilot, not wanting to actively acknowledge the walkup to what remained of your space
>You could see the yellow eyes peering at you from the darkness beyond the door and opened it.
>The room was normal. Untouched. No sign of the [litter] outside aside from whatever you tracked in with you
>Your console was sitting there, unbothered, like it had always been. The sheets from where you were sleeping before, on a bed that you kept saying you'd make the next day. The crumpled pile of uniforms you wore. Not a single thing in this space was...off. Fixed. You took in the space that [Fixer] spared, and then, to the woman(?) herself.
>She was horrifying. Somehow, you had let yourself forget that somewhat, while you were [working]. A horrifying amalgam of meat and metal. Looking her up and down now, there's no way that there was anything human left in there. Not in any way that mattered[, probably.]
>You saw the remnants outside, you knew what she was capable of with what she had d[...]
>What...changes...happened to you, because of "Fixer's Gift.
>You asked her plainly: why?
>Rather than say anything, she just held out hand. That lopsided, too-wide, smile across her face. You looked down to it, then to her. It was clearly some sort of [offer].
>Some sort of [OFFER].
>SOME. SORT. OF. [O] [F] [F] [E] [R] [/annoyed].
>Some kind of offer, apparently.
>You didn't have much of a choice, so you reached out and took her hand, with the one you had that matched it.
>Your world went dark.
>[You were safe].
No.386318
Anonymous
Replies:>>386322
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We have grunt drones but how about (Cheap and disposable) Assassin drones? They could do backflips and stuff
No.386319
Anonymous
Replies:>>386321>>386465
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>>386317
>[Your alarm dragged you kicking and screaming to wakefulness, and was tossed to the floor for its diligence.]
>[You stretched, feeling your limbs pop in protest at having to move again after spending the bulk of last night hunched over a keyboard]
>[Normally, you'd be taking it slow today. But today wasn't a regular day. You actually had a friend coming to visit your station!]
>[You dressed, showered, used the good shampoo, and topped it off with the black bow-tie that she had sent you.]
>[Fixer was a raid partner and penpal you had been chatting with for a good while now. She was the last bit of Earth you had, and talking with her felt nice. When she said she'd be coming to visit, you were more than a little surprised.]
>[Part of you expected a forty-year-old guy, but you were hoping for the best.]
>[Most of the morning was mulling around. Travel to an expoplanet this far out wasn't exactly quick but if her estimations were right, she should arrive today. You just had to sit and wait.]
>[Which, thanks to your boss playing nice, was easy to do with the day off.]
>[After waiting for what felt like days, a new message arrived: "HP, I'm here at the airlock. Let me in."]
>[You checked the surveillance, and were pleasantly surprised to find the person at the dock seemed to be, in fact, a girl.]
>[You were hit with a sense of nostalgia. Like] you had done this before, [but brushed it off quickly. You gave her the thumbs up from the other side of the corridor and watched as she made her way in.]
>[The spacesuit came off, and you were surprised to find not just a girl, but a cute girl. Like WAY too cute for someone who was your main DPS.]
>[Squeezed a whole gothic lolita dress into the suit, apparently, and spent several moments brushing it off, along with the bow in her hair, before making her way to the other side to get into the station proper.]
>["Hey there." she said in what you remembered to be a vaguely aussie accent, "I'm assuming you're HP?"]
>[You introduced yourself as An]O[n. And you were indeed HP_LoveTank. And she's Final_Fixer, right?]
>[The grin she gave you was enough to make your heart skip a beat, as she held out her hand to shake yours.]
>["Sure am. But you can call me Cynthia. Good to see you, too, HP."]
No.386321
Anonymous
Replies:>>386465
>>386319
Alright I'm done for realsies. This was the first time I did a longform story and holy shit it's harder to stay on target than I realized. Thanks for sitting with my 'tism.
No.386322
Anonymous
Replies:>>386323
>>386318
worker drones in chassis-tight bodysuits?
No.386323
Anonymous
Replies:>>386324>>386325
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>>386322
Yes
No.386324
Anonymous
>>386323
> filename
It's supposed to be "HarukAss"
Also SLAPPA
No.386325
Anonymous
>>386323
Haru
No.386327
Anonymous
Replies:>>386328
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>Come get your borgers at Auntie Cyn' Solver Borger
>The Solver Borger has at least six percent beef in it's meat
>Buy a wifey meal and get a core crab to put into a body of your choosing
>Try our new nugget drones with our special secret sauce.
>I hate my job
No.386328
Anonymous
Replies:>>386476
>>386327
1 wifeY meal with extra toy soldiers please
No.386329
Anonymous
>>386288
MD but present day Copper-9 is The Lost Boys flavored instead of 30 Days of Night flavored
No.386330
Anonymous
Replies:>>386331
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What did N saw that made him react like this?
No.386331
Anonymous
Replies:>>386332
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>>386330
No.386332
Anonymous
Replies:>>386333
>>386331
Only good non-Absolute Mitchell and muscle mommy Dr. Ridley thing in the comic: how the artist draws Uzi Soyjaking.
No.386333
Anonymous
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>>386332
Drone 2k face is very funny I must admit
No.386334
Anonymous
This thread shit easy

Oogi
No.386335
Anonymous
Replies:>>386339>>386341>>386343>>386349
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repostan Valentines Mom from last thread
No.386336
Anonymous
Replies:>>386337>>386338>>386340>>386346
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finally a good thread on /co/
No.386337
Anonymous
>>386336
>HE WILL ENTER THE PLUSSIE
No.386338
Anonymous
>>386336
Ah, the good old spirit of the 2000s.
No.386339
Anonymous
Replies:>>386344
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>>386335
I don't know what Fai's mom would look like, but I should draw her someday.
No.386340
Anonymous
Replies:>>386342>>386671
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>>386336
No.386341
Anonymous
Replies:>>386345>>386349
>>386335
She looks like she fucks Valentine's betrothed
No.386342
Anonymous
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>>386340
No.386343
Anonymous
>>386335
MILF are what I’d fight Solver for to the bitter end.
No.386344
Anonymous
Replies:>>386347>>386348
>>386339
Good, you can add that to your list of characters nobody cares about.
No.386345
Anonymous
Replies:>>386349
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>>386341
Vermilion von dronius has probably killed millions (of sperm)
No.386346
Anonymous
>>386336
The anons in the thread are right, his depression will go up if he fucks the Uzi especially when he's cleaning her, as they said.
No.386347
Anonymous
>>386344
careful! disruptive thoughts may get you reported
No.386348
Anonymous
>>386344
You care so much you physically cannot stop seething about it
No.386349
Anonymous
Replies:>>386350>>386356
>>386335
>>386341
>>386345
Drones?
No.386350
Anonymous
Replies:>>386351>>386479>>386522>>386720
>>386349
her name is von dronius and her family sells (crappy, off brand) worker drones
No.386351
Anonymous
>>386350
can we see these negotations visually
No.386352
Anonymous
Replies:>>386353>>386357>>386359>>386390
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the whole Von Dronius worker drones being crappy, off brands, but affordable to the common man is something not really explored yet. What would off brand WDs look like?
I almost imagine their bodies looking kinda like the Sephirot from Lob Corp, but it might be fun to do more with this later for another classification of drone.
No.386353
Anonymous
Replies:>>386355
>>386352
Given WDs are probably uber expensive, its reasonable consumer grade products were made for the average man. I have some ideas for the look and attitude. Will do later actually
No.386354
Anonymous
Replies:>>386360
This is, like, a whole different show at this point. Just give it a rest, dude.
No.386355
Anonymous
Replies:>>386358
>>386353
>WDs are probably uber expensive
>[citation needed]
No.386356
Anonymous
Replies:>>386379
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>>386349
Wip.
No.386357
Anonymous
Replies:>>386361
>>386352
It already has in the form of the Labour Bots idea.
You're just scraping atoms off a floorboard at this point.
No.386358
Anonymous
Replies:>>386362
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>>386355
they're semi sentient worker/maids who are basically little humans, how much do you think they cost for the average house hold. We only see the uber rich have them in Tessas family, and while they break them all the time and have a graveyard for them, I doubt that is because they aren't expensive but because they can afford it or just dont care.
No.386359
Anonymous
Replies:>>386369>>386374
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>>386352
Here's your von dronus brand drone sir, please ignore the spyware built into the OS
No.386360
Anonymous
Replies:>>386364
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>>386354
yeah dude, Rich Nobles surrounded by drones is something so far fetched from the show I dont even know why its being discussed.
No.386361
Anonymous
Replies:>>386363>>386366
>>386357
Who?
No.386362
Anonymous
Replies:>>386806
>>386358
Considering how Windex (er, Windox) testing seems to consist of having them march into an ore grinder?
No.386363
Anonymous
>>386361
Look it up on the booru.
No.386364
Anonymous
>>386360
Right? If only md had one of those we could discuss instead of making things up
No.386365
Anonymous
Replies:>>386367>>386368>>386370
>/md/ are so desperate for a flavor of the month to bandwagon on they're reinventing existing concepts from first principles
No.386366
Anonymous
>>386361
Lurk moar, 100+ reported threadshitter.
No.386367
Anonymous
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>>386365
>Flavor of the month?
>When are we getting fruit of the month
No.386368
Anonymous
>>386365
no but hold on..
what if
>/md/ remix
>we take all our best concepts and reimagine them in new and exciting ways
No.386369
Anonymous
Replies:>>386374
>>386359
>Your Von Dronius brand Worker Drone suspiciously following you around and staring at everything you do very intensely
>Frequently asks you question about the products you use and work you do
>If you dont leave a 5 star review of Von Dronius products and your experience with your Von Dronius Worker Drone, it kills itself on the spot.
No.386370
Anonymous
>>386365
Seeing the idea of Temu Elliots rising is kinda funny in a way.
No.386371
Anonymous
the VDWD
No.386372
Anonymous
Replies:>>386373>>386376
Greentext challange thingy, technically failed because I couldn't figure anything to do with the fall season

>Be Emily
>Wake up
>A overwhelming feeling of dread washes over you
>You get out of bed with a heavy sigh
>You go about your morning activities and make ready to leave the house
>You say goodbye to mom and dad
>You start making your way through the outpost
>You reach the open outpost doors and walk through them
>You step into the surface city
>Your internal clock tells you it’s about 9am
>Though you’re not sure because the sky is blocked by floating purple pyramids
>You can sorta make out people walking between them using hard light bridges
>You go to the plaza in the middle of the metropolis and start searching for Lizzy
>She finds you first
”Yoo! Emily! You ready to be a star?”
You answer in a unsure tone
>”Yeah….”
>You retreat into your mind for a second and think about how you got here
>You died
>Uzi ripped your head off
>That was absolutely horrible
>Some time later, Uzi killed and ate god
>…
>Yeah, ok, sure
>Then Uzi developed a conscience due to the whining of all the souls she and the god she consumed ate and decided to put everyone in fresh new bodies
>Thanks to this you were put in a murder drone body
>Being alive again was pretty great
>Sure you were a horrible monster and a bit traumatized but you were alive again
>Then Uzi decided she is the empress of Copper-9
>Apparently she got really into 4x games or something
>And she has god powers so not much anyone can do about it
>Then she invited diplomats from other space empires
>Because those somehow exist
>When the diplomats arrived you learned that humans still exist
>Big…. Warm...Soft...Fleshy humans
>You...uhhh… got a bit ahead of yourself and decided to “Say hi”
>So using your new body you grabbed one of them, flew off to a secluded location and committed acts some would call sexual assault
>Suffice to say the negotiations didn’t go well after that
>Actually no empire now wants to send any envoys due to your actions in fear they will get molested
>Uzi was pissed
>Apparently the fledgling empire needs trade routes
>You ask if she can’t just spawn the stuff she needs
>Her answer was:
“NO YOU DUMBASS! IF I USE MY POWERS TOO MUCH I WILL NEED TO EAT PLANETS AND PEOPLE AND STUFF!”
>After that you got your robot vampire privileges removed
>So you’re back in your normal body
>Worse yet, Uzi ordered you to fix the diplomatic fuck up you caused
>You asked how
“I DON’T FRIGGING KNOW! FIGURE OUT YOURSELF AND FAST! YOU BROKE YOU FIX IT, BITE ME!”
>You wanted to protest but the murder drones she uses as custodians threw you out of the throne room
>After a small mental breakdown you asked Lizzy for help
>She agreed surprisingly fast
>That’s good
>Uzi has been blowing your phone up with messages complaining that diplomats aren’t answering her calls
>You take a deep breath and look at Lizzy
>”So what is your plan?”
>Lizzy giggles
“Simple, we go viral on the interplanetary web and then the losers from other planets will be falling over themselves to come and visit”
>You see a few problems with this plan but you can’t think of anything better yourself so you keep them for yourself
>Lizzy hands you a piece of paper
>”What’s this?”
“The list of things we’ll be doing today! One of these is sure to make us the hottest thing on web”
>You read the first entry on the list
[Political Debate w/ Randos on the streets]
>Oh this can’t end well
>You spend a few hours going up to random people and asking them questions while Lizzy records
>You don’t know much about politics
>Certainly not enough to engage in discussion about it
>Lizzy was ready for this occasion and gave you a piece of paper with some boilerplate questions
>The questions you have range from normal, like thoughts on the tax policy to deranged like “How many uppie slaves should the government provide” to the strange and kidna off topic like “Why is Lizzy the best”
>Most people act incredibly confused when asked
>Some answer giving legitimate critique of the current system
>Murder drone enforcers swoop in to arrest them whenever they do
>After a while the enforcers tell you to stop doing this because their reeducation camps are near capacity
>Still, you’ve been doing it for a long time
>You ask Lizzy how popular you got
“Not much”
>Oh...
“Don’t worry! It’s the first thing on the list! Let’s move on”
>You try:
>Cooking
>Battery based dishes aren’t very popular with humans
>Travel Vlogging
>Everywhere on Copper-9 that doesn’t look like an evil nth dimensional citadel is a snowy waste
>Beauty Vlogging
>Screen makeup tips aren’t as popular as Lizzy thought
>Numerous types of “Nerd stuff” as Lizzy calls it
No.386373
Anonymous
Replies:>>386376
>>386372
>Wargames
>Roleplaying games
>Card games
>Those are rather niche things
>And you only had 15 minutes to learn about every topic
>Economics
>Lizzy got a murder drone to talk about this instead of you
>She had the same hair as you except white and wore suit
>She was doing well you think
>But then she mentioned the parent company
>And how it no longer exists
>And then started crying
>It’s been 16 hours of you throwing stuff at the wall
>Nothing has stuck
>You and Lizzy are exhausted
>There is not much of the list left
>You read the next entry
[Dronelyfans maxxing]
>What does that mean?
>Lizzy takes you aside
>…
>Installing what adapters!?
>…
>Doing what on camera!?
>Showing what to people online!?
>Humans would watch you “perform” and “enjoy themselves”!?
>OH YEEEE….
>NO….
>No…
>no
>As much as the idea of showing yourself off to humans so they can engage in manual release makes you feel hot and bothered you shouldn’t
>What would your parents say?
>Besides following this sort of desire is what lead you into this mess
>You grit your teeth and lie to Lizzy
>“Sorry I don’t want to do that”
“Awww shucks, I was about to order the adapters for us”
>”Us?”
“You think I’d let you keep human simps all for yourself?”
>What is a simp?
>Nevermind you don’t have time to waste
>Next item on the list
[Challenge content]
>Lizzy scoffs
“Great, we really are scraping the bottom of the barrel”
>”What challenge?”
>Lizzy rolls her eyes and begins explaining
>…
>This is gonna be worse than you thought
>First are challenges of strength
>You are drones
>You can juggle 500 kilo dumbbells
>Next pouring cold water onto yourself
>You put on waterproofing seals so you didn’t short circuit
>You can’t feel cold so all that happened is that your clothes got wet
>You do over 100 humiliating challenges
>None of them have the desired viral effect
>It’s super late
>But Uzi is still sending you messages so you dare not stop
>Lizzy is at the end of her wit though
>Next challenge is… drinking spicy stuff?
>You and Lizzy install tongues that can actually taste stuff
>You drink the first cup of weird red liquid
>OH SWEET ROBO GOD IT BURNS!
>IT BURNS!
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Lizzy tries to shake you out of your convulsions
“Emily that was the mildest one!”
>As you dry heave onto the floor two enforcer drones take interest in the commotion
>They both look the same
“Ay, you two chickitas, what are you doing in this dark alley?”
>Since you’re too busy suffering Lizzy responds
“Doing a spicy sauce challenge?”
>The look at Lizzy and bottles with peeper logos on them
>They both begin to laugh
“AJAJAJAJAJA, oh…. You two Niñitas couldn’t handle spicy even without taster tongues!”
>They grab the bottles and begin guzzling them
>After a while they start bickering with each other
“Getting a bit read on the visor I see…”
“That’s because of your own reddish visor you tin can!”
“Who are you calling a tincan you inferior pile of junk!?”
>They begin brawling
>You collect yourself enough to stand up
>Lizzy is recording the two murder drones fighting with her phone
>She suddenly begins screaming
“Emily! Emily! I’m streaming this! Look at the views!”
>You look at her phone
[Stream : 2 crazy loca beasts fight each other, viewers 300 million]
>300 MILLION!?
>You look again
>It’s steadily rising!
>That’s it!
>Oh, oh what do you do now?
“Quick Emily, start screaming Dronestar”
>”What does that mean?”
“I dunno, just do it!”
>You scream as loud as you can, until your voice box almost gives up
>It’s working!
>2 Billion viewers!
>You tap Lizzy to start recording you instead
>You begin giving your “Come to Copper-9 speech”
>After 2 minutes Lizzy cuts you off and returns to filming the fighting murder drones
>”Hey! I’m not done!”
“The views started dropping! You’re boring them!”
>You continue your speech with the visuals of a cat fight near a dumpster
>All in all you were successful
>The next day news arrives of ships from other systems coming to visit
>Sure, they are on humanitarian missions to “Save the poor drones from themselves” but it’s a start
No.386374
Anonymous
Image:179002094264.jpg(95kB, 1280x720)orange.jpg
>>386359
>>386369
>Improperly disposing of a Von Dronius economy grade drone carries a 75% chance of spontaneous meat manifestation and violent urges in the drone
No.386375
Anonymous
Replies:>>386377
>Von Dronius Economy Drone
>Review: 5 Star
>I only gave this stupid thing a 5 star rating because I had to. This dumb bastard is barely sentient! It can hardly do any of the house work, and spends most of its time around me. It clings to me like a puppy and asks me very invasive questions about my private life and shopping habits! Very annoying. It also started to puke up some odd meatish gunk, and wouldn't even clean it up! I HAD TO.
0 stars, but when I mentioned I would give it a bad rating it tried to harm me and itself and only calmed down when I started writing this review. DO NOT BUY THESE PRODUCTS

>(Note from Manufacturer): We are sorry to hear you have been having some issues with your Economy Drone. We will review this case as soon as possible, within the next 100 business days.
No.386376
Anonymous
>>386372
>>386373
Zozzle
No.386377
Anonymous
Replies:>>386378>>386379>>386380>>386386
>>386375
Yes, this is clearly a genuine addition to the setting and not an attempt to force a flavor of the month.
No.386378
Anonymous
>>386377
Yes!
No.386379
Anonymous
Replies:>>386382>>386383
Image:179002200949.png(283kB, 1254x1254)Untitled636_20260921201702.png
>>386356
Done.
>>386377
There is this concept from last thread:
>>300434
>>385732
>>385796
No.386380
Anonymous
>>386377
>translation: STOP MAKING THINGS I DON'T LIKE!!!!!1!1!!1!
No.386381
Anonymous
Replies:>>386388
Image:179002207925.jpg(85kB, 488x516)bruh-murder-drones-mods-gotta-ch.jpg
>trying to make oc in MY general
>no ideas allowed, only canon discussion 3 years older or more allowed
No.386382
Anonymous
Replies:>>386385
>>386379
cool solver war stuff, love to see it
No.386383
Anonymous
>>386379
RAVAGE THE BERRY
No.386384
Anonymous
Replies:>>386421
You know what we haven't done before? Uzi giving birth to a little critter made of eldritch meat.
No.386385
Anonymous
>>386382
Maksurs are from the Agro-C lore, not the Solver War, but you can still use PhoenixAnon’s one.
No.386386
Anonymous
>>386377
Ideas tend to die when they're ignored or deprived of attention, ergo your snippy reply is counter-productive and only succeeds at legitimizing what you don't want to see posted. Of course this assumes your reply isn't just a disingenuous excuse for (You) to act like a baiting asshole.
No.386387
Anonymous
>Economy drone invading your personal space
>Economy drone invading your bed
>Sex toys being shipped to your house on your credit card that you don't remember buying, but that somehow match your preferences.
No.386388
Anonymous
Replies:>>386389
>>386381
Well it'd help if the OC looked like something from the show instead of something else entirely. What's the point of the thing you're making stands out like a sore thumb?
No.386389
Anonymous
Replies:>>386390
Image:179002299936.jpg(90kB, 720x687)GnVSC4WbAAA-Al3.jpg
>>386388
>Rich people have NEVER been in the show
>Drones doing household tasks have NEVER been in the show
I think you may be retarded
No.386390
Anonymous
Replies:>>386391>>386394
>>386389
You look me in the eye, and tell me that >>386352 looks even the slightest like a drone from Murder Drones. You can't, because it doesn't. Shape language is all wrong.
No.386391
Anonymous
Replies:>>386392>>386393
>>386390
More importantly, we already have labor bots for "drones but cheaper". Write about those.
No.386392
Anonymous
Replies:>>386399
>>386391
because I dont want to write about labor bots, I want to write about economy drones.
No.386393
Anonymous
>>386391
And even more importantly, the entire family around Tessa is already a gold mine of untapped potential. The Anon saying they're being reinvented from first principles was spot on. I'm all for original content, but when it's retreading things established by canon, then it feels cheap in a bad way. Like a Sonic recolor.
No.386394
Anonymous
Replies:>>386395
Image:179002349754.png(293kB, 1024x817)1703714565863864.png
>>386390
Why would an off brand, cheaper, economy model of a drone look exactly like a normal drone despite being made cheaper?
Why would you want it to anyways, how would you tell them apart?
No.386395
Anonymous
Replies:>>386396>>386397>>386402
>>386394
Because that's how cheap rip-offs work. You think Oreo because the winner because they didn't copy Hydrox cookies shamelessly?
No.386396
Anonymous
>>386395
*became the winner because
No.386397
Anonymous
Replies:>>386398
>>386395
NTA
TBF hydrox sounds like a drain cleaner not a cookie so no wonder oreos sold more
No.386398
Anonymous
>>386397
Sure but Oreo also sounds like an oral rinse. Names are weird.
No.386399
Anonymous
Replies:>>386400
>>386392
What can you do with this that you can't do with labor bots? Other than "because I made this" like Bendis creating a character purely so he can have them used in adaptations and get royalties?
No.386400
Anonymous
>>386399
>Other than "because I made this"
Because it would be fun to do. Why else do anything.
No.386401
Anonymous
Replies:>>386405>>386475
>Be me, Anon.
>I was wandering the corridors of Copper-9.
>Until I saw a tall battered vending machine thing.
>With Faded logos, scratched panels and glowing yellow optics tracking me.
>And Big glass front, touchscreen still working.
>Curiosity takes over.
>I walk up abd saw screen lights up.
>“INSERT PRODUCT”
>Hesitating, I step into the open bay.
>Soft mechanical arms guide me in.
>Magnetic locks seal with a quiet click.
>The glass stays so clear that anyone walking by can see.
>A flat cheerful robotic drone voice:
>“PRODUCT DETECTED. SELECT SERVICE.”
>Options scroll past.
> Edge 30 minutes
>Full body oil coat
>Public use mode
>Ruined orgasm
>Sensory deprivation package
>I press one
>Robotic nozzles and tendrils extend
>Warm oil coats me
>Vibration starts.
>The arms hold me perfectly still.
>But the machine doesn’t care.
>Just dispenses what was selected
>Yellow eye-lights watch the whole time
>Occasional Solver symbol flickers across the glass.
> when the cycle ends it announces
>“THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATRONAGE”
>The locks release.
>I step out sticky and shaking.
>The machine’s voice glitches once
>“PRODUCT… LOW STOCK. PLEASE RESTOCK SOON.”
No.386402
Anonymous
Replies:>>386406
Image:179002398079.png(9kB, 137x208)1699997570291165.png
>>386395
Anon do you think an expensive robot and an inexpensive cheaply made robot would look identical to each other.
No.386403
Anonymous
Replies:>>386404>>386407
My two cents on the issue is that I've played warframe and "concept bloat" is a real thing. I'd much rather a handful of concepts get a wealth of development than a few content islands that get tossed like vaporware.
No.386404
Anonymous
Replies:>>386408>>386467
>>386403
Can we at least get V in bondage gear? Also looking for SD-I BP
No.386405
Anonymous
>>386401
Heh.
No.386406
Anonymous
>>386402
Identical? No. But you'd be a fool not to expect them to not try and look close enough that customers would either be fooled or think they're "practically the same thing". Kinda like the Sentinel Drones, ngl.
No.386407
Anonymous
>>386403
But anon, this is a concept getting more development. Valentine has been a character for over a year now, and her lore is getting expanded on through her family and business.
No.386408
Anonymous
Replies:>>386411
>>386404
If only. I tried to get my Garuda to look like a murder drone but she's too fleshy and also now a jeet because of the protoframes.
No.386409
Anonymous
Replies:>>386410
Image:179002425927.jpg(189kB, 1060x1044)Itneverends.jpg
>The Same arguments every thread
No.386410
Anonymous
Replies:>>386412>>386413>>386414
>>386409
Why don’t Anons just create better ideas that surpass whatever they hate?
No.386411
Anonymous
Replies:>>386413
>>386408
Uhhh don't get me started on protoniggers, humie operators were a mistake, warframe should have been a game about cool sci fi robot terrorists not a "Kids that use super weapons just because" anime
No.386412
Anonymous
>>386410
Anons who complain about OC dont make things, they hate them. And then make it everyone elses problem so they can try and bully their way into designing a thread for them specifically. They are filled with double standards, retardation, and bittness that they're brand of autism limits their creativity and imagination

its like the online threadshitter version of that super autistic kid who would rather die of dyhdration then drink something out of anything other then their favorite sonic cup after it broke.
No.386413
Anonymous
Replies:>>386471
>>386410
That risks recursion.
>>386411
Right?! I want more faceless space ninjas in pseudo-bodysuits, not "John Warframe" who's got a half-assed VN therapy session attached to him.
No.386414
Anonymous
Replies:>>386417
>>386410
Because those better ideas were already created.
No.386415
Anonymous
Image:179002500882.gif(5.28MB, 320x180)0LsE6m.gif
>Write OC
>Get no responses
>Seeing other anons complain because their stuff gets attention
Heh. Couldn't be me.
No.386416
Anonymous
heres how OC is created
>see something
>get idea
>base it on something cool/fetish/interested in at the moment
>done
No.386417
Anonymous
Image:179002508685.jpg(38kB, 603x393)1687823605972641.jpg
>>386414
I find it sad you geniunely seem to think an Idea can only be done once and others (including yourself) have no voice worth adding onto an idea or making unique to yourself. Do you have any idea the amount of creations that would never have been made following your dogma
No.386418
Anonymous
Replies:>>386419>>386420
Sonichu Drone when?
No.386419
Anonymous
Image:179002535826.jpg(48kB, 495x388)0249d5e960314627f4633f5bf36de4bd.jpg
>>386418
>The curse Berry medal
No.386420
Anonymous
Replies:>>386425
>>386418
if the dimensional merge happens some of us are getting tortured to death by our creations, myself included. I don't know how she'd choose to do it, but Cici would make sure my end would be slow and painful
No.386421
Anonymous
Replies:>>386423>>386427
>>386384
We also haven't done counter-DD drones made by humans. That's a new concept worth delving into. Never been done before. Maybe it can be the long-awaited "new Flavor of the Month".
No.386422
Anonymous
Replies:>>386424
>Flavor of the Month this, Flavor of the Month that
I miss when we didnt commodify OC into having to serve a distinct thread culture purpose. Used to be OC was just, for fun.
No.386423
Anonymous
Replies:>>386426
>>386421
>Counter-DD drones made by humans.
Fodder Drones basically.
No.386424
Anonymous
Replies:>>386429
>>386422
Same. Anons have become too nihilistic and lost their whimsy
No.386425
Anonymous
>>386420
Drowning.
No.386426
Anonymous
>>386423
No, no, something like the DDs, but opposed to them. Gotta be in a different color. Maybe blue?
No.386427
Anonymous
Replies:>>386428
>>386421
>Counter-DD Drones
Sentinels, those Drones with giant beartrap mouths, WDR, etc...
No.386428
Anonymous
Replies:>>386430>>386431
>>386427
>thread full of autists is sarcasm blind
Why am I surprised?
No.386429
Anonymous
Image:179002646296.png(312kB, 581x574)Screenshot 2024-12-02 164227.png
>>386424
I suppose its the natural endpoint of 4 or more Years of constant threads. At a certain point, OC became less about one and done fun ideas with occasional greens to back them up and funposting, to being treated as if its backbone of the threads economy. OC is treated less like something you do for the fun of creation and love of the MD world, and more about appeasing an audience at this point.
No.386430
Anonymous
>>386428
Oh I thought you were just another retard for a sec
No.386431
Anonymous
Replies:>>386433>>386435
>>386428
>You dont get it, I was being purposefully retarded
fuck you dude maybe I will make some human made DD counter drones just to spite you.
No.386432
Anonymous
Replies:>>386437>>386488
Image:179002673677.png(170kB, 659x899)The OG Counter-DD (not sure if Sentinel came befr).png
Fuck I was just reminded that I was gonna reboot this guy but never did it
No.386433
Anonymous
>>386431
Mad because bad.
No.386434
Anonymous
Replies:>>386436>>386439>>386489
There are plenty of ideas that don't receive much exploration despite being so obvious. For example, we haven't seen a serious dive into what would be produced by humans and DDs mating. The closest we came to that was the SentinelBorn, and that only lasted for one thread.
No.386435
Anonymous
>>386431
Not sorry I made you feel dumb.
No.386436
Anonymous
Replies:>>386438>>386440>>386442
>>386434
Ah yeah, child OCs. an OC topic that is still fresh and unexplored. Can I guess they'll be a bit weird, traumatized, perhaps mutated?
No.386437
Anonymous
>>386432
Really though reading the old greens before it just became repetitive garbage because someone was clearly giving up. Is strange, it's like they wanted to do something cool, but just lacked the ability to do so or were afraid to anger the threads? Also I noticed that like a lot of elements from this character immediately got recycled into others OCs. Personally though I do find myself as well struggling to find a way to organically re-intrpduce Tammfk, I have 2 scripts essentially a ""Darth Vader"" one give origin later in other stories and just have them exist and ""Robo-Cop"" one show new backstory first and then have the character become who they are as the plot develops
No.386438
Anonymous
>>386436
I think we all know there's a specific reason we don't have those types of OCs
No.386439
Anonymous
Replies:>>386441
Image:179002727701.png(423kB, 1439x4224)Uzi teleporatation.png
>>386434
>There are plenty of ideas that don't receive much exploration despite being so obvious.
Like this one.
No.386440
Anonymous
>>386436
>pretending to be retarded
No.386441
Anonymous
>>386439
No one cares, Berryboy.
No.386442
Anonymous
File deleted
>>386436
>Um, wow, just, wow, like literally, just, ugh, like, yikes
No.386443
Anonymous
Replies:>>386445>>386446
Image:179002746124.jpg(361kB, 2048x1311)Emily.jpeg
Big titty emily
https://x.com/JustBlueDude/status/2101706603472748795
No.386444
Anonymous
Replies:>>386447>>386448>>386450
Or maybe instead of trying to redo the same things over and over bring back long abandoned thread OCs? You could give them a make over as well. I'm not saying stop being creative, but if you're struggling there's already a base to use to feed upon which then later you may get a better idea for a future OC
No.386445
Anonymous
>>386443
>off-model
Disgusting gooner slop.
No.386446
Anonymous
>>386443
>White belly
Fucking slop
No.386447
Anonymous
Replies:>>386450>>386718
>>386444 (me)
I know she's a Y-Anon creation, but what about Alpeh. Like she doesn't do jack shit. She never had a green but is on the card deck
No.386448
Anonymous
Replies:>>386449
>>386444
Already did that, I wrote the recent Amy and Cici greentexts.
No.386449
Anonymous
Replies:>>386452
>>386448
Oooh. Can I see?
No.386450
Anonymous
Replies:>>386451>>386453
Image:179002768168.jpg(62kB, 348x346)GGLUm96bEAA7wbX.jpg
>>386447
>>386444
Why is it always
>Why doesn't someone
instead of doing it yourself. Why do you need other people to be creative for you.
No.386451
Anonymous
>>386450
>Thou shalt not throw stones from a glass house
Unless you're a drawfriend or writefriend then this applies to (You) anon for not creating anything
No.386452
Anonymous
Image:179002789672.png(232kB, 817x1119)3ca5660187fabdb29bae0ed2bbb6ad04.png
>>386449
Sure:
Amy green:
>>384529
Cici green:
>>386045
No.386453
Anonymous
Replies:>>386454>>386459>>386473
>>386450
Because I don't think I'd do a good job with others creations. The best I could do in the past was write the RPG prompts and the old /md/ ocs do things greens. But I struggle to get the vocal inflections down, I know I said myself to do a makeover for abandoned OCs, but I want to be a perfectionist
No.386454
Anonymous
Replies:>>386455
>>386453
In case you're confused. What I mean by vocal infections is
>Make OC say thing
>Anon replies "They wouldn't fucking say that"
No.386455
Anonymous
>>386454
Anon wouldn't fucking say that!
No.386456
Anonymous
Replies:>>386457>>386458
>Negev looks at the viewer and mutters
>"I think Uzi is cool and we should pay our taxes :3c "
No.386457
Anonymous
>>386456
Cyn un-possesses Negev right now mind breaking her further won't net you any good goy points with Uzi
No.386458
Anonymous
Replies:>>386466
Image:179002833384.png(24kB, 432x624)uzi doorman and negev (murder drones) drawn by dark_helmet - 5df017942cff5f067354f6115f047712.png
>>386456
Negev would absolutely say that!
No.386459
Anonymous
Replies:>>386460
>>386453
Ask/talk to the people who made them?
No.386460
Anonymous
>>386459
Most of them aren't even active in the threads
No.386461
Anonymous
Replies:>>386463
Who is the king of vagueposting for OCs
No.386462
Anonymous
Replies:>>386464
More anons need to take advantage of the fact that Drones can make emoticons on their face screens in greens
No.386463
Anonymous
>>386461
I think you know who.
No.386464
Anonymous
>>386462
>The one drone that communicates exclusively in emoticons
No.386465
Anonymous
Replies:>>386493
Image:179003050147.jpg(423kB, 1080x1117)Screenshot_20260702_115533_Chrome.jpg
>>386319
>>386321
>>386317
>Vidyanon apologizing

don't! this was the good tism: always love to see Cyn mixing horror and humor like she does in the series, especially when she's being cute about it
No.386466
Anonymous
Replies:>>386468
>>386458
happi
No.386467
Anonymous
>>386404
Meh.
No.386468
Anonymous
Image:179003202496.jpg(297kB, 1059x2055)negev (original character and 1 more) drawn by zincglass22 - fa3bd4cec6835f904176321f741a50bc.jpg
>>386466
>that's how you know it's noncanon
>it's not Negev without at least little tragedy
No.386469
Anonymous
Replies:>>386470>>386472>>386494
>beretta running over to Y to excitedly tell her about the dreadnought older than the tau civilization
No.386470
Anonymous
>>386469
At least it's not the krieg shovel joke for the 2000000th time, we can make a grog out of her yet. Bring in the retro 40k chudium injector! We'll make Blondi look like a ditch jihad player
No.386471
Anonymous
>>386413
are you talking about simon and the other dust ocs?
No.386472
Anonymous
Image:179003303877.png(2.24MB, 2000x2000)jane the human, beretta, and serial designation y (original character) drawn by amyanon - 7bb56f51ec0fee3367cc1665c5e1282a.png
>>386469
>Y listening to Beretta!
>Y locking in sociallY!
>Y NOT interrupting!
>Y asking her what else she knows!
>Y drip feeding her some "cool facts" of her own!
>selling Beretta on Ultramarines!
>selling Beretta some Ultramarines!
>Y getting a gaming buddy!
>victorY

>Beretta realizing she spent her entire month's salary on models
>without paints
>total Beretta defeat
No.386473
Anonymous
Image:179003334129.png(324kB, 639x499)serial designation j (murder drones) - ded37f82217e26853d87b5e9ae0403af.png
>>386453
>vocal inflections

I've got the same problem. My writing for Y, Tessa, and holy FUCK Cyn all sucks ass because I can't figure out how to write their vocal quirks without them sounding like a bad parody. For some reason only J is an exception.
No.386474
Anonymous
Replies:>>386477
Who is the most enigmatic contentfag?
No.386475
Anonymous
Image:179003360918.png(1.79MB, 1000x1062)uzi doorman and serial designation n (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - c46a19e8be26316a37931eba0eab9549.png
>>386401
>Uzi's tamest roleplay
No.386476
Anonymous
Replies:>>386491
Image:179003375397.png(136kB, 585x547)serial designation phi (original character) drawn by amyanon - 198e5d406253150625954ecad78ccfaf (1).png
>>386328
Sorry anon, Y sold out yesterday. Got some spare Phi in the back if that's good enough.
No.386477
Anonymous
>>386474
Kats creator. Vanished for a long time, re-appeared on the final episode/co/ thread said they'd do more then immediately vanished into the aether
No.386478
Anonymous
Replies:>>386482>>386483>>386486
Image:179003384119.png(1.28MB, 2900x1550)knight.png
>Y still fantasizes about leading an army in the Empress timeline
>All she ever really does is lead parades
No.386479
Anonymous
Replies:>>386481
Image:179003388416.png(291kB, 674x765)original character drawn by blenderanon - b6ec4ded5bea8ead360fbdd5798e6aba.png
>>386350
>offbrand drones

Val's family made the laborbots?
No.386480
Anonymous
Replies:>>386485
What happened to the S of this mondee?
No.386481
Anonymous
Replies:>>386484>>386495
>>386479
What are labor bots? They made this completely different, totally new, never been done before concept.
No.386482
Anonymous
>>386478
>and occasionally play RTSes with Mac
No.386483
Anonymous
>>386478
>another warhammer trojanus
No.386484
Anonymous
>>386481
you seem upset
No.386485
Anonymous
Replies:>>386490
>>386480
S fell into the graham cracker box earlier this morning and hasn't been seen since
No.386486
Anonymous
Replies:>>386554
Image:179003436646.png(2.81MB, 2000x2000)serial designation y (original character and 1 more) drawn by amyanon - eac8c516d3b4af80956480d11a1ccbfb.png
>>386478
>lead

Y would be lucky to lead a cereal box. Can totally see her organizing her "peasants"(as a DD she's minor nobility) into a "Death Kompanie"(aka scavengers that search broken planets leftover official models) though:
>inb4 Y does this
>inb4 ONLY Y does this, given the insane danger (which she ignores) and political ramifications(which she forgot) involved
>technically one of the richest DDs on the planet as a result
>she doesn't know
>she doesn't care
>she just wants to stop finding Space Marines
No.386487
Anonymous
Replies:>>386492>>386734
>e you,Anon.
>You woke in a strange town.
>The first thing you notice is that this town has no shadows.
>None.
>The buildings are there.
>The rusted cars are there.
>But nothing casts a shadow.
>You hold your hand beneath the red light of the sun.
>Nothing.
>You look behind yourself.
>Nothing.
>Then you hear applause.
>Three claps.
>A Slow and deliberate ones.
>You turn around.
>Nobody is there.
>Four claps.
>You walk forward.
>Five.
>You stop.
>Six.
>The applause stops with you.
>The town is called Morrow.
>At least, that's what the sign says.
>You don't remember there being such a town here.
>Your device insists there is.
POPULATION: 1,204
>You scan again.
POPULATION: 1,204
>You look down the empty street.
>Not a single human.
>Not even a single drone.
>You scan the nearest building.
>OCCUPIED.
>You open the door.
>Empty.
>The Kitchen?
>A Table and Four chairs.
>Four bowls, four spoons and Four cups.
>You touch one.
>It felt warm.
>You pull your hand away.
>Your device beeps furiously.
BIOLOGICAL CONTAMINATION DETECTED.
>You scan the cup.
>Nothing.
>You scan the table.
>Nothing.
>Maybe The floor?
>Still nothing.
>Then the ceiling.
>A tiny white mushroom is growing from the corner.
>You stare at it.
>It wasn't there before.
>You blink.
>It's gone.
>It's begins beeping again.
ANOMALY DETECTED.
>The population counter changes.
1,203
>You freeze.
>Then:
1,202
1,201
1,200
>One after another.
>The number keeps falling.
>You run outside.
>The entire town is changing.
>Not physically.
>At least, that's what you think.
>A store in front of you was covered in rust before.
>But now looks freshly painted.
>A broken streetlight flickers back to life.
>A dead tree suddenly has green leaves.
>You stare at it.
>The leaves twitch.
>Then you realize they're not leaves.
>They're tiny mushroom caps.
>Hundreds of them.
>You step backward.
>The tree is dead again.
>You look away.
>Look back.
>Alive.
>Dead.
>Alive.
>Dead.
>You rub your eyes.
>Your device flashes.
SPORE DENSITY: 12%.
>You stare at the number.
>Another message appears beneath it.
PERCEPTION MAY BE COMPROMISED.
>Then a warning:
DO NOT TRUST FAMILIAR OBJECTS.
>You look at the street.
>The buildings, the cars and the houses.
>Everything suddenly looks slightly wrong.
>Like a memory of a place instead of the place itself.
>Like a person from a dream instead of the person himself.
>Then, you heard it.
>Someone is humming.
>A childish melody.
>You follow it.
>You shouldn't.
>Something in your soul tells you not to.
>But the song feels familiar.
>Not because you've heard it before.
>Because you remember hearing it.
>You just don't remember when.
>You enter an empty playground.
>A metal swing is moving by itself.
>Back and forth.
>On the seat is a strawberry.
>Perfectly red and fresh.
>You stare at it.
>The strawberry opens one tiny eye.
>“Good.”
>You jump backward.
>“Very good!”
>You raise your weapon.
>The strawberry giggles.
>“You didn't eat it.”
>The sound comes from it like speakers.
>Then from the trees.
>Then the ground.
>Then the thing standing behind the slide.
>A girl drone steps into view.
>Pink hair and dark visor.
>She looks sick.
>She looks happy.
>She smiles.
>“Hi.”
>You aim at her.
>She looks at the weapon.
>Then at you.
>Then smiles wider.
>“You remembered.”
>“I've never seen you before.”
>“I know!”
>She sounds delighted.
>“You haven't.”
>She takes a step closer.
>You take one backward.
>She stops.
>“My name is Strawberry.”
>“I know.”
>Her head tilts.
>“You do?”
>You hesitate.
>“No.”
>She giggles.
>“That's okay.”
>She points toward the strawberry on the swing.
>“That's why we're practicing.”
>“Practicing what?”
>“Remembering.”
>She calls the place Paradise.
>Not Morrow Town.
>Paradise.
>She takes you beneath the town.
>There is a staircase under the floor of an abandoned house.
>Then another.
>Then another.
>The deeper you go, the warmer it becomes.
>The walls are covered in fungus.
>Thin white threads crawl through cracks.
>Mushrooms bloom around pipes.
>Soft pink growths pulse beneath transparent panels.
>Something moves beneath the floor.
>You hear whispers.
>Not words.
>Just fragments.
>Laughter.
>Crying.
>Names.
>Conversations.
>Memories.
>You reach the bottom.
>And see the garden.
>It stretches farther than the room should allow.
>Rows and rows of mushrooms.
>Flowers made from fungus.
>Roots wrapped around old machinery.
>Trees growing out of broken concrete.
>Hundreds of red fruits hanging from pale fungal vines.
>Strawberries.
>Thousands of them.
>Strawberry walks between them, carrying a tiny watering can.
>“Pretty, right?”
>You stare.
>“What is this?”
>“My siblings.”
>She points to a cluster of mushrooms.
>“They remember things.”
>“To remember what?”
>She smiles.
>“You.”
>You touch one.
>Your vision goes black.
>Then...
>You're sitting at a table.
>Strawberry is across from you.
>She's laughing.
>You don't remember this.
>You look down.
>Your hand is holding hers.
>The room feels warmer and safer.
>Then...
>The vision disappears.
>You're standing in the garden again.
>Strawberry is watching you.
>“You liked that one.”
>“What was it?”
>“A memory.”
>“That never happened.”
>She shrugs.
>“It happened to someone.”
>You stare at her.
>“Who?”
>She points at another mushroom.
>You touch it.
>You're running through the fields of Agro-C.
>Someone is chasing you.
>You turn around.
>You can't see their face.
>You hear yourself screaming.
>Then...
>You're sitting beside Strawberry again.
>Then...
>You're fighting her.
>Then...
>You're hugging her.
>Then...
>You're crying.
>Then...
>You were a worker drone with a blue hair and red eyes wearing a bunnysuit.
>Then...
>You were a disassembly drone wearing a comically large hat.
>Then...
>You were another drone obsessed with bananas.
>Then you were another and another.
>But then...
>Everything is peaceful.
>Then...
>Everything is wrong.
>You pull your hand away.
>Your scanner flashes.
CONTAMINATION: 31%
>Strawberry looks at the number.
>“That's pretty high.”
>“What are you doing to me?”
>“Nothing.”
>She smiles.
>“They're doing it.”
>She points at the garden.
>“They just want to show you things.”
>You start seeing things everywhere.
>A stranger with a yellow bow passes you on the street.
>You recognize them.
>You don't know from where.
>You hear someone calling your name.
>Nobody is there.
>Sometimes the town looks beautiful.
>Sometimes it's rotten.
>Sometimes there are hundreds of people walking the streets.
>Sometimes they're all empty shells.
>Sometimes you see Strawberry standing beside you.
>You turn.
>She's gone.
>Sometimes you see her when you know she's somewhere else.
>The worst part is that you can't tell which version is real anymore.
>You ask Strawberry.
>She laughs.
>“That's the fun part!”
>“This isn't funny.”
>“I know.”
>“That's why it's fun.”
>You eventually discover what the fungus is doing.
>It's not controlling minds.
>Not exactly.
>It's recording them.
>Their appearances.
>Their personalities.
>Every person who wandered into the garden left something behind.
>The fungus couldn't bring back the dead.
>So it did something else.
>It made people believe they had never been gone in the first place.
>You find hundreds of infected drones beneath the town.
>Some are asleep.
>Some are sitting perfectly still.
>Some are smiling.
>All of them are connected by thin fungal threads.
>You hear the same sentence whispered from every direction.
>“Stay.”
>“Stay.”
>“Stay.”
>You return to the garden.
>Strawberry is sitting beside the largest plant.
>It's shaped like a strawberry.
>Of course it is.
>Only this one is enormous.
>Its surface is translucent.
>Inside are countless glowing fragments.
>With Faces, places and memories.
>You see yourself.
>You see someone you loved.
>You see people you've never met.
>You see Strawberry Again.
>And again.
>And again.
>Thousands of memories.
>Some are real.
>Some aren't.
>You point at one.
>“That never happened.”
>Strawberry looks at it.
>“Maybe.”
>Another image.
>“You weren't there.”
>“Maybe.”
>Another.
>“That isn't me.”
>She smiles.
>“Maybe.”
>You finally shout.
>“Then what IS real?”
>Silence.
>Strawberry looks at you.
>For once, she doesn't smile.
>"On a Strawberry field, nothing is real."
No.386488
Anonymous
>>386432
Do it.
No.386489
Anonymous
Replies:>>386505
>>386434
An idea continues to exist as long as someone is thinking about it, and since I still exist, I can state with confidence that the SentinelBorn idea still exists.
No.386490
Anonymous
>>386485
This is how S got her superpowers
...no wait, that was Obelix
No.386491
Anonymous
>>386476
Phi is such a suck-up she would suck for a promotion.
No.386492
Anonymous
Replies:>>386732
>>386487
Yawn.
No.386493
Anonymous
>>386465
Thanks! I'm glad you got a kick out of reading it.
No.386494
Anonymous
>>386469
>dreadnough Sara sad thinking she is being called a hag
No.386495
Anonymous
>>386481
>this mad
You need help
No.386496
Anonymous
Replies:>>386497>>386498>>386499>>386520
You know I don’t think anyone made this much of a fuss over what kinds of OCs can be made before it becomes derivative when there’s a DD OC for every letter of the alphabet, tons of human OCs, 5 different Nuzi kids, etc etc. why are there constraints on what you can and can’t make now.
No.386497
Anonymous
Replies:>>386503>>386520
>>386496
>what is specificity
No.386498
Anonymous
Replies:>>386500
>>386496
There aren't any restrictions. It's an anonymous imageboard: nobody is can stopping you from creating whatever OCs you want.
No.386499
Anonymous
>>386496
There isn't really, you just have to bear the brunt of a threadshitter whatever you make. You have to remember that their goal isn't actually to critique any green or art in a meaningful way, it's just to reduce thread quality as much as possible.
Personally I try and limit what I make to stuff that's plausible within the boundaries of the show and wouldn't badly conflict with any of the established events, and I try to use Liam's existing body of work as much as possible for inspirations.
Those are however self-imposed limitations.
No.386500
Anonymous
Replies:>>386502
>>386498
Not in any real sense I just find it weird anons are creating such obvious double standards
No.386501
Anonymous
Why doesn't Uzi simply make a big burgor to defeat The Solver? Is she stupid?
No.386502
Anonymous
Replies:>>386508>>386510
>>386500
Create a second female German DD who's fixated on wargames, see how she's received. After all, there's multiple DD OCs already.
No.386503
Anonymous
>>386497
Hey! It’s me! It’s dronity! Green me anything!
No.386504
Anonymous
Replies:>>386506
Austrian failgirl DD that plays Battletech.
No.386505
Anonymous
Replies:>>386515>>386523>>386525>>386557
Image:179003792633.png(290kB, 2728x1333)serial designation v drawn by privatedust - 56648da5019b969350d847b79a64ba60.png
>>386489
Kino and agreed. Just wish I knew what to do with them besides positing a few of the stranger Sentinel's reactions to parenthood

>inb4 SentinelV is overprotective
>horrifically so
>so scared of something breaking you she practically locks you in the house, watched over by a small army of raptors she purchased and (you)r dad
>so scared of *corrupting* you that she never visits, only occasionally sending letters(the one thing she can hide her true nature in) with a style patterned after her maid days
No.386506
Anonymous
>>386504
>plays
>Battletech

impossible, make another OC
No.386507
Anonymous
fucking ALL the drone OC's, boy or girl? no mercy for both
No.386508
Anonymous
Replies:>>386509>>386516
>>386502
all this whining over the idea that a megacorp's popular robotic workers might have more than one cheaper competitor
No.386509
Anonymous
Replies:>>386520
>>386508
Please don’t tell this anon how many car brands exist he might kill himself
No.386510
Anonymous
Image:179003882240.png(421kB, 2000x2000)serial designation phi (original character) drawn by amyanon - fc16f69cffb7d24e4e7a99fab20e904e.png
>>386502
No.386511
Anonymous
Replies:>>386512
Thinking of the economy drone design and I wanted to give them hair but I couldn’t think of many good reasons other then it’s cool.
No.386512
Anonymous
Replies:>>386513
>>386511
Humans like to humanize things they work alongside, this is basically automatic if they're even remotely human shaped, don't tie yourself in knots trying to create too rational an explanation.
"People like it and find it more comfortable" is already enough.
No.386513
Anonymous
Replies:>>386514
>>386512
My idea right now is that its to make them more humanish to appeal to average house holds (Another member of the family!) to contrast normal WDs having no identifing characteristics(until Tessa gave them some) on top of other design ideas. Ill probably draw it later tonight, this is basically my way of saying im gonna do it so I dont forget
No.386514
Anonymous
Replies:>>386549>>386552
>>386513
>make them more humanish
That goes against them being cheaper. Pick a direction and stick with it.
No.386515
Anonymous
>>386505
i like this
No.386516
Anonymous
Replies:>>386517
>>386508
They'd be short-lived also-rans who get buried by JCJensen because there's no anti-monopoly laws, and that's just assuming JCJensen doesn't buy them out before they can get off the ground.
No.386517
Anonymous
Replies:>>386518
>>386516
>there's no anti-monopoly laws
citation
No.386518
Anonymous
Replies:>>386519
>>386517
Look at what we know about 31st century human society and tell me there'd be functional anti-monopoly laws.
No.386519
Anonymous
>>386518
if we're making stuff up, then assume the EDs and Labor Bots simply gain enough revenue and customer support to get around it with their crappy but affordable products.
No.386520
Anonymous
Replies:>>386522
Image:179004047345.jpg(1.50MB, 4000x4000)5jeg9fcpmah61.jpg
>>386496
>>386497
>>386509
Excuse me for wanting SOME purpose for a "new drone type" beyond "new." Tell me honestly that there's anything meaningful added by the Vondronius selling X knockoff fuckdrones vs Y and I'd be more forgiving. As it stands making them the "Neo" equivalent to a Laborbot's "Ohio" just serves to dilute both concepts and the Drones themselves.
>hurr durr realistic
This is Murder Drones! The sci-fi setting that melees! I'm happy to sacrifice a little "realism" to avoid having Black Power Drones running about with a pointless +-0.01% bonus to foot power or whatever.
No.386521
Anonymous
Image:179004065843.gif(3.64MB, 300x400)1743532140802742.gif
>Sperg out so intense that he made a collage of images which still defeats his own point hes trying to make
topkek
No.386522
Anonymous
Replies:>>386524
>>386520
Reminder that this whole thing started with >>386350. Shows how much thought was put into the whole concept.
No.386523
Anonymous
Replies:>>386557
>>386505
Holy shit, this is literally hell.
No.386524
Anonymous
Replies:>>386526
>>386522
yeah, and think about how such a simple concept for worldbuilding caused an entire day long crashout.
No.386525
Anonymous
>>386505
Suffering for mother and child.
No.386526
Anonymous
Replies:>>386528
>>386524
It's pretty simple to do something that's already been done again, yeah.
What do they add that labor bots don't already add?
No.386527
Anonymous
Image:179004111257.jpg(53kB, 640x360)how-do-i-reach-these-keeeds-v0-i.jpg
>Sigh
>How do I reeeeech these anooooons
No.386528
Anonymous
Replies:>>386529
Image:179004120865.png(30kB, 148x163)bored immortal.png
>>386526
Your circular logic and sperging is boring at this point anon you've been on this for almost an entire day.
No.386529
Anonymous
Replies:>>386532
>>386528
>circular logic
You don't know what that means.
No.386530
Anonymous
Replies:>>386531
Image:179004141312.jpg(57kB, 623x414)1573446082472.jpg
>anon whenever someone posts anything that goes against the canon orthodoxy even slightly
No.386531
Anonymous
>>386530
No one said anything about that. You're arguing against things no one said. Pathetic flailing.
No.386532
Anonymous
Replies:>>386533
Image:179004153107.gif(184kB, 226x224)da4d6ea38c476ba6aa34d2ef39f1d8b0.gif
>>386529
>If something has been done before it cant meaningfully be done again
>Why
>Because its been done before
>But it will be slightly different
>But its been done before or reminds me of X
this is what you've been doing all day, its the same thing over and over you're just going around in circles. Your argument and evidence is the same
No.386533
Anonymous
Replies:>>386534>>386536
>>386532
>>But it will be slightly different
>"But she's got a new hat!"
No.386534
Anonymous
Replies:>>386535
>>386533
anon you have figured out step 1 of creation, have a concept and add a hat to it. That is If you so choose to boil it down to such a level, then everything ever made is slightly different templates and core ideas with slightly different hats. Of course, you would only think this if you're very disingenuous, which you are. Which is why youre a sperg.
No.386535
Anonymous
>>386534
You still haven't explained what they add that labor bots don't already add.
No.386536
Anonymous
Replies:>>386538
>>386533
Since you're the arbiter of all things creative, what have you actually made anon? What is your thread creation that is so spectacularly different from any idea done before.
No.386537
Anonymous
Replies:>>386539>>386544
Image:179004198107.png(32kB, 577x583)fyn.png
The root of the problem is that anon is a whiny bitch who can't let things go and can't let things be
No.386538
Anonymous
Replies:>>386542>>386566
>>386536
>Tell us what you wrote so we can harass you every time you write something from now on!
Fuck off.
No.386539
Anonymous
Replies:>>386548
>>386537
ikr, bro should just admit he didn't know about labor bots
No.386540
Anonymous
Replies:>>386541>>386559
Image:179004211398.jpg(1.58MB, 2000x2300)LaborbotWIP.jpg
> yawn
> boring
> bottom of the barrel
> make something new
What if I like the old things?
What then motherfucker?
No.386541
Anonymous
Replies:>>386543
>>386540
Then write something with those old things.
No.386542
Anonymous
>>386538
oh youre that guy
ok
No.386543
Anonymous
>>386541
I don't write.
I read.
No.386544
Anonymous
>>386537
Rape this fagbot so he stops being a fagbot!
No.386545
Anonymous
Replies:>>386546
Image:179004223550.png(221kB, 688x448)1717788616537971.png
I forgot to turn the stove off.
No.386546
Anonymous
Replies:>>386547>>386550
>>386545
I slammed my penis in a car door.
No.386547
Anonymous
Replies:>>386564
Image:179004277106.jpg(38kB, 427x365)Parappa could not believe.jpg
>>386546
Yeah, you slammed your penis in the car door
No.386548
Anonymous
>>386539
Labor bots are cheaper worker drones for factories and manual work; Economy Drones are cheaper worker drones for households and maid work. Completely different job types.
No.386549
Anonymous
Replies:>>386551>>386553
>>386514
Could be that they're essentially a "scam" luxury brand: good in theory, but completely fucked in practice. The Maserati/Jaguar of the drone world that looks good, feels good, and works for all of about 5 seconds before their battery/CPU/articulation/whatever breaks down(and/or until they start begging you to buy premium/leave a review/take an add break/etc)
No.386550
Anonymous
>>386546
He's not wrong, though. That's usually how the "Well lets see what (You)'ve done" route goes. It's not about evaluation, the usual tactic is to DARVO, basically.
No.386551
Anonymous
Replies:>>386553>>386556
>>386549
Then they wouldn't be called economy.
No.386552
Anonymous
>>386514
>That goes against them being cheaper
Actually that's not the usual case at all. Take ipods, for example, and now think of all the cheap earbuds that copy the look of ipods. Or all those not-name-brand bag cereals with the "eh, close enough" looks.
No.386553
Anonymous
>>386551 (me)
>>386549
It's still an improvement over "labor bots but again".
No.386554
Anonymous
Image:179004310968.gif(2.88MB, 240x180)1345747981924.gif
>>386486
>Y's expeditions frequently lead her into disputes with the Republic Knights (so much so that she is on their Wall of Shame)
>To keep the Empress of her back, Y pays extra tribute
>Fortunately, it's usually things she doesn't want or see any interest in
>Most recently, she found a very large cache of Dr. Pepper syrup
>With each new expedition, she must send her minions out further to find new artifacts
>She rarely finds anything warhammer related, and she only barely breaks even with whatever she deems suitable as tribute
>She doesn't know how long she can keep this up
No.386555
Anonymous
Image:179004324293.png(403kB, 1080x1080)1690325079399461.png
its at this point you realize this entire Economy Drone drama has been circulating the concept of an OC. Not an OC, but the "Hey I have an Idea" of an OC before any details about it have actually been posted.
No.386556
Anonymous
>>386551
They're called Economy because they're affordable, not because they're good.
No.386557
Anonymous
>>386523
>>386505
>writes mom!V
>makes her objectively horrific

Based Sentinel V writer: no way she's having a healthy relationship with her kids(DEFINITELY not her husband but we knew that from canon)

That the happiest times in her life were when she was tightly controlled and couldn't leave the house(the Manor) is just the cherry on top...
No.386558
Anonymous
Replies:>>386565
>You have to pay ED subscription prices to keep your drone from shutting down, after you already pay for it.
>You have to purchase your ED new clothes because its programmed to tire of the same clothes over time (The only acceptable clothes are VD brand of course)
>the ED breaks over time and can not be repaired by normal means, and won't let you.
No.386559
Anonymous
Replies:>>386561>>386572>>386577>>386666
>>386540
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if it's Berrynigger doing this, because posts calling V a slut get those same reactions, and Berrynigger cut ties with an IRL friend for mocking V.
No.386560
Anonymous
Replies:>>386562>>386574
Image:179004363140.gif(211kB, 220x241)voice-of-the-void-kerfus.gif
>there are two types of von dronius drones
the first are the economy "drones" that are named drones only for marketing (pic related)
>they can only handle the most mundane of tasks that an armless legless fancy roomba can do, and can't even do it that well
>the pathfinding is shit and comes with an app for the sole purpose of giving you the privilege of getting the thing unstuck
>the von dronius brand drone is much more complex
>for instance it has arms. and legs.
>the pathfinding is vastly improved and can do things that are more in line with domestic worker drones
>unlike worker drones and labor bots they are utterly and completely nonsapient
>trust me
>and ignore the spyware, uninstalling it will brick the drone
No.386561
Anonymous
Replies:>>386563
Image:179004364212.png(180kB, 669x534)serial designation v, worker drone v, and simon dustwell (original character) drawn by privatedust - f0e78b77b5b3befec4c84ccefa3d2366.png
>>386559
>berrynigger

you're mixing up your drawfags
No.386562
Anonymous
Replies:>>386565>>386697
>>386560
I like the idea EDs are fully non sentient (we think) but have the same pre programmed uncanny personalitys AIs today have
No.386563
Anonymous
Replies:>>386567>>386572
>>386561
Was it not Berrynigger who admitted to cutting ties with an IRL friend over V?
No.386564
Anonymous
>>386547
thlammed*
No.386565
Anonymous
Replies:>>386568>>386570
>>386558
This sort of thing would not result in a lasting product. Just a historical footnote.
>>386562
Then they're not characters, they're props. Perfect for stories about humans fucking actual drones like the median /md/ Anon wants!
No.386566
Anonymous
>>386538
You're already harassing people ITT, so I don't see how it isn't fair.
No.386567
Anonymous
Image:179004402941.jpg(141kB, 1079x1042)IMG_8185.jpeg
>>386563
no, that was me
we became friends again tho, he said he was sorry but didn’t know how to say it, though i’ll admit i was pretty stupid as well for starting that fight in the first place
No.386568
Anonymous
Replies:>>386569
>>386565
God you're a bitter asshole aren't you.
No.386569
Anonymous
Replies:>>386573
>>386568
Am I wrong?
No.386570
Anonymous
Replies:>>386571
>>386565
I thought the average anon wanted le good content like SteakMuties and Fiend’s NTRapist?
No.386571
Anonymous
>>386570
Fuck off Tomoe.
t. the guy you're responding to
No.386572
Anonymous
Image:179004422898.png(84kB, 215x395)2e0.png
>>386559
>>386563
> unprompted bashing of drawfags
> mixing up drawfags
No.386573
Anonymous
Replies:>>386575
>>386569
Yes, but you're also a bitter asshole. You're just both.
No.386574
Anonymous
>>386560
Kerfus armyyoutube thumb
>what two hundred bucks worth of economy drones looks like
No.386575
Anonymous
Replies:>>386576
>>386573
So what do you think the median /md/ Anon wants?
No.386576
Anonymous
>>386575
Who cares.
No.386577
Anonymous
Replies:>>386583>>386611
>>386559
>dude… doing the same joke 1000 times good because… newfagerinos get triggered by it… dude…
how about a new V joke, like her getting constantly rejected by everyone
No.386578
Anonymous
Replies:>>386579>>386580>>386581>>386582
Image:179004451346.jpg(471kB, 1919x2104)1771426877044665.jpg
Being a smarmy cunt does not make anyone think you're funny or clever, just that you're a smarmy cunt

Also you don't post drones ever
No drones having ass bitch
No.386579
Anonymous
Replies:>>386587
>>386578
Who are you talking to?
No.386580
Anonymous
>>386578
J got the stanky leg
No.386581
Anonymous
Replies:>>386587
>>386578
>no drones argument
Sounds like Pillar to me.
No.386582
Anonymous
>>386578
why does j have a chunk of her leg missing?
No.386583
Anonymous
Replies:>>386585>>386586>>386595
>>386577
Amazing that no one actually said that ITT, I just alluded to it and you're already assravaged.
>erinos
Good to know you came here from the sharty.
No.386584
Anonymous
Replies:>>386600
Image:179004471219.jpg(1.03MB, 2048x2262)tumblr_aa52d4aefc7de45991dac3aabfbbaead_e108fc26_2048.jpg
No.386585
Anonymous
>>386583
Don’t “erinos” come from /pol/?
No.386586
Anonymous
Replies:>>386589>>386595
>>386583
>THE SHARTY DID IT THE SHARTY DID IT THE SHARTY DID IT EVERYBODY WHO EVER OPPOSES MY IDEAS IS EITHER TOMOE OR A SHARTEEN
are you this paranoid irl?
No.386587
Anonymous
Image:179004502023.jpg(233kB, 1090x1463)G3i_py-XIAAmAVB.jpg
>>386579
I trust you are smart enough to figure that out from context clues in the few dozen previous posts

>>386581
No, pillar just posts the same singular image of Tessa after getting bored of an argument he started
No.386588
Anonymous
Replies:>>386591>>386593>>386597>>386599>>386603>>386777
The only truly happy Anon from these threads is the J tulpa anon and he probably left
No.386589
Anonymous
>>386586
try bigger letters and greener text maybe then strawmanning will work
No.386590
Anonymous
Replies:>>386592
>>386292
Does "completed by September 22nd" mean "must be finished before" or "must be finished during at the absolute latest"? Because I have something ready to go but want to know if I have time for last minute adjustments.
No.386591
Anonymous
>>386588
He became a ceo after J pushed him to work harder
No.386592
Anonymous
Replies:>>386596
>>386590
The latter, friend.
No.386593
Anonymous
Replies:>>386594>>386603>>386606
Image:179004531660.jpg(55kB, 736x736)b825f49219c12917a3622e3ce3f20c9b.jpg
>>386588
>J tulpa

Storytime pls? Or methods?
No.386594
Anonymous
Replies:>>386603
>>386593
>Methods
Anon, do not.
No.386595
Anonymous
Replies:>>386598
Image:179004538850.png(26kB, 597x186)Screenshot 2026-09-21 at 21-48-54 _md_ - Murder Drones #394 - Murder Drones.png
>>386586
Why the fuck is this a response to
>>386583
No.386596
Anonymous
>>386592
Good, so I have another day to iron this out.
No.386597
Anonymous
Replies:>>386604
>>386588
What a weird thing to say.
No.386598
Anonymous
>>386595
I posted the pic but forgot Uzi had regular guns in it and not railguns, so the Sans Undertale joke fell flat.
No.386599
Anonymous
>>386588
Who?
No.386600
Anonymous
Image:179004551984.jpg(567kB, 1080x1454)Screenshot_20260921_215136_YouTube.jpg
>>386584
>high rise
>well dressed

J's scrabbling in the dirt for ship parts and you know it
No.386601
Anonymous
Fuck you.
>Sends your drone to Die Rise.
No.386602
Anonymous
Drones with speech impediment.
No.386603
Anonymous
Replies:>>386605
Image:179004564461.png(1.99MB, 1600x5000)Jackie Chan Tulpa.png
>>386588
>>386593
>>386594
Is she anything like a Jackie Chan tulpa?
No.386604
Anonymous
>>386597
I was reminiscing about old thread incidents like the cum uzi plush
No.386605
Anonymous
>>386603
>Local Man Claimed By The Warp
No.386606
Anonymous
Replies:>>386612>>386649
>>386593
Here
>https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/140530930/#140532662
>https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/140789847/#140795831
>https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/140789847/#140795881
>https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/140602159/#140604340
No.386607
Democracy Officer
So this Drone named J-
No.386608
Anonymous
Replies:>>386609>>386610>>386626
Shake ya drone.
Watch yourself.
Shake ya drone.
Show her what you're working with.
No.386609
Anonymous
Replies:>>386613>>386626
>>386608
Nobody here but me and you are old enough to get that reference.
No.386610
Anonymous
>>386608
>pisses on floor
No.386611
Anonymous
Replies:>>386616>>386780
Image:179004678776.png(2.77MB, 6000x7500)uzi doorman, serial designation n, and serial designation v (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - 9a08e72b52d520ca00bb233f45dff8eb.png
>>386577
>new V joke

V's a cuckquean: she canonically peruses the Chair

I don't even mean with Nuzi either: last thread an anon reminded us that she was down for Rebecca sexo in ep4(back when she was still trying to keep N) and in fact arguably flirted FOR him to her as part of her Uzi-separation plan. So between that and Daren she really does Like To Watch(provided there is no "feelings" situation, given her jealousy over Uzi) just as much as Fiend posits
No.386612
Anonymous
Replies:>>386614>>386615>>386620>>386627
Image:179004680983.jpg(25kB, 736x414)(⁠⁰⁠▿⁠⁰⁠).jpeg
>>386606
Thx anon, will now begin the process to try and make my own Cyn tulpa.
No.386613
Anonymous
Replies:>>386632
>>386609
Shaking a drone until their eyes turn into spirals is reward enough on its own.
No.386614
Anonymous
>>386612
>And so anon doomed the world
No.386615
Anonymous
Replies:>>386618
Image:179004694350.jpg(528kB, 799x1066)Screenshot_20260921_221536_Chrome.jpg
>>386612
Do not! Think anon: what happens when she meets the real Cyn? You'll give her an existential crisis!
No.386616
Anonymous
Replies:>>386617>>386622
>>386611
>an anon reminded us that she was down for Rebecca sexo in ep4(back when she was still trying to keep N)
When was this?
No.386617
Anonymous
Replies:>>386619
>>386616
He said last thread
No.386618
Anonymous
Replies:>>386621
>>386615
>She has a pill now
He's creampied that doll dozens of times now, hasn't he?
No.386619
Anonymous
>>386617
Yeah, but what was the post?
No.386620
Anonymous
Image:179004722438.jpg(149kB, 736x885)smiles.jpeg
>>386612
anon...
you've just doomed us all...
No.386621
Anonymous
>>386618
What would be the point otherwise?
No.386622
Anonymous
Replies:>>386631
>>386616
This one >>385578. Said in the context of "made no move to stop Rebecca/Darren flirting with N"
No.386623
Anonymous
Image:179004729873.gif(566kB, 638x332)Raelnofake.gif
>"THE CYN! SHE'S REAL! Dudes take my picture!"
No.386624
Anonymous
Replies:>>386625>>386657
tips on retrofitting a laborbot for bodyguard duty?
No.386625
Anonymous
Replies:>>386628>>386633
>>386624
You need a big bulky back compartment to store extra RAM so they operate past their intended efficiency. I recommend taking some inspiration from the Boxon models
No.386626
Anonymous
>>386608
>>386609
>The exorcism scene but with Cyn
>Right down to one priest trying to dip immediately, and later trying to mount Cyn once she starts waggling her tongue
No.386627
Anonymous
>>386612
the gmod MD models are hot ass, it’s really sad that toxilisk’s or monya’s can’t be ported
No.386628
Anonymous
>>386625
Although hypothetically you could use the chest instead of the back
No.386630
Anonymous
What ever happenee to that bunny laborbot? I wanted to see what became of her along with that four armed one
No.386631
Anonymous
Replies:>>386645
>>386622
>ruined woman tries to set the (amnesiac) love of her life up with a kiss slut because he'd be happier with her
>the love of her life also murdered said kiss slut's parents, presumably before his most recent memory wipe
That's unimaginably sad.
No.386632
Anonymous
Image:179004755848.jpg(378kB, 2325x1641)Hypnotized_Uzi.png
>>386613
>Shaking a drone until their eyes turn into spirals
Hypnosis Drones.
No.386633
Anonymous
Replies:>>386635
>>386625
aren't boxon frames too bulky? I feel like that might slow it down and I need my muscle to have good reaction time
No.386634
Anonymous
Replies:>>386636
Chances are you got a hyonosis fetish from the Winnie the Pooh snake
No.386635
Anonymous
Replies:>>386637
>>386633
Well I guess you could try using a quantum energy source
No.386636
Anonymous
Replies:>>386638
>>386634
Jungle Book and MIB2 have done irreparable damage to humanity
No.386637
Anonymous
>>386635
a what now?
No.386638
Anonymous
Replies:>>386639
>>386636
Honestly with seeing roblox and minecraft have actual porn categories on some sites I just assume anything you see in your formative years is something you'll want to fuck later on.
No.386639
Anonymous
Replies:>>386640>>386641
>>386638
So hypothetically we now have a new generation of robot fuckers which will go on to make their own shows thanks to Liam Vickers?
No.386640
Anonymous
Replies:>>386642>>386643
Image:179004803538.png(3.74MB, 2048x1823)uzi doorman and pomni (murder drones and 2 more) drawn by grimahlnik - 8d5929c435927e334391e4393d625818.png
>>386639
>murder drones
>formative years

anon...
No.386641
Anonymous
Replies:>>386653
>>386639
They'll easily be 20 times more well-adjusted than anyone who was inspired by Digital Circus
No.386642
Anonymous
Replies:>>386653
>>386640
Implying the average young TADC wouldn't try to watch other glitch content after it finishes
No.386643
Anonymous
Image:179004824185.gif(2.77MB, 480x268)diefhyiaMg0d74b1Uzi17fXx.gif
>>386640
Love Uzi's expression here kek.
No.386644
Anonymous
Replies:>>386656
>Solver Burgor on Tuesdays becomes a southern country diner run by Beau
No.386645
Anonymous
Image:179004828896.jpg(235kB, 1080x603)Screenshot_20260921_223802_YouTube.jpg
>>386631
>set up with

You forget the rest of the episode anon: set up with *so long as* he chooses her first. Set up with *only* (judging by ep3) long enough to have his fun. *Only* long enough to sate his burning need for connection, for affection before she leads him on and away and to the next one, and the next one...
>inb4 she was trying to turn N into the drone equivelant of a stud horse
>his wave of murder-babies would be basically gurenteed extinction of any outpost hosting one
No.386646
Anonymous
Replies:>>386647
V and N are 2B and 9S
No.386647
Anonymous
Replies:>>386648>>386650
>>386646
I will always be disappointed that we didn't get N having a 9S-tier screaming shitfit during the finale.
No.386648
Anonymous
Replies:>>386650
>>386647
>N has a AM tier HATE speech directed at Cyn, shocking everyone present.
No.386649
Anonymous
Replies:>>386655>>386659
>>386606
>Creates a J tulpa
>Gets his life on track for a while
>Then she starts trying to put him on the grindset, no leisure, only work
>Gets erased for her troubles
This is probably what would actually happen to J, sorry to say.
No.386650
Anonymous
Replies:>>386652>>386654
>>386647
>>386648
N will never be this cool edgelord you guys want him to be.
No.386651
Anonymous
Image:179004860917.png(39kB, 666x263)c97367b8f3c755a2e683b94a564c0f65.png
No.386652
Anonymous
>>386650
Yes but that's because there's never going to be a season 2 not because having a generally nice agreeable person rightfully crash out would be entertaining.
No.386653
Anonymous
Image:179004865973.png(335kB, 2048x1152)scuttle alert.png
>>386641
>>386642
Yeah both is true. And it also brings up a pretty uncertain future for tadc going forward after their show ended, do you think glitch will do like what they did with MD and just keep making ads and shorts for tadc or another strategy entirely?
No.386654
Anonymous
>>386650
Who said anything about him being a cool edgelord? I wanted him to snap in a terrifying and heartbreaking manner as he goes ham on the vore demon that took everything from him starting with his imouto.
No.386655
Anonymous
Image:179004870644.png(9.15MB, 3364x2891)serial designation v and doll (murder drones) - 43bb7e5875864fe9a09022d148f0a278.png
>>386649
>jobs even as a mental illness

TOPKEK
No.386656
Anonymous
>>386644
>the Post-Good End-era Beau laid out in >>382338
>and his family
No.386657
Anonymous
Replies:>>386685
>>386624
Probably a good idea to cover most of their screen with a grille or thick gauge metal mesh, you'll also need to get aftermarket limbs with better motors from some other 'bot, there's a big modding industry for non-JCJ stuff, standard LB's are too short to make good bouncers and their normal reaction time is a bit too slow for safely wrestling with drunks, they'll either crush someone or not be able to get control of them.
They've got an EX power pack option but if you don't want to spend on it you can probably get a mod shop to rig you up something similar. Don't want them working those long shifts without one, they might shut off near the end on the basic power supply.
Chasis is already pretty tough but you can get one ruggedized from their colonial distributors too, those ones are heavier and a good bit more durable than the generic models.
Gonna have to go to a mod shop for personality programs though, none of the company models are made to be good in a confrontation, do some research, don't let some unrated programmer work on your bot, go with the five star guys only otherwise you're just asking for a bricked bot or spyware that logs your businesses passwords or a cracked personality that wigs out and gets you sued.
No.386658
Anonymous
Replies:>>386660
GRUB KICKS and KILLS 91-YEAR-OLD SDV UNIT
No.386659
Anonymous
>>386649
He didn't erase her he's actually the CEO of a multi-trillion dollar company. The name of that company BlackRock
No.386660
Anonymous
Image:179004924472.jpg(30kB, 580x485)bcf184ee361bfe8ce564259e4fd5bf73.jpg
>>386658
>grub reportedly "sorry" and "very accident" according to grub
>grub reportedly "stupid freaking monster rat" and "WAY too fucking big" says SD-V
>more on this story as it develops
No.386661
Anonymous
J only wins sometimes in fetish art. That's a bit sad ngl
No.386662
Anonymous
Replies:>>386663
>murder drones gets a live action recreation
BUT
>It's directed by that tard that directed the boys
No.386663
Anonymous
Replies:>>386664>>386665
>>386662
Why would they make a live action show? There's zero humans minus like 5 flashbacks and an episode
No.386664
Anonymous
Replies:>>386668
>>386663
glitch loves MONEY
No.386665
Anonymous
Replies:>>386667
>>386663
Just film actual robots
No.386666
Anonymous
Image:179005059940.png(79kB, 702x584)Untitled641_20260922041600.png
>>386559
No.386667
Anonymous
>>386665
>"We've mysteriously lost 4 V's and a Cyn for some reason."
>Anon with several drone shaped bulges in his coat: "No way?"
No.386668
Anonymous
Replies:>>386669
>>386664
How long until Glitch brand LLM's featuring Pomni from the amazing digital circus acting as though she were literally trapped in your computer hit the scene?
No.386669
Anonymous
Image:179005126502.png(268kB, 1123x275)POV you're about to be tortured.png
>>386668
>Me Pomni, me want leave, Dig-ital Circus
No.386670
Anonymous
Replies:>>386713
>Murder Drones RPG
>Anon encounters SD-E and has to pass a speech check to avoid getting mugged for that banana he picked up ages ago
No.386671
Anonymous
Replies:>>386672>>386674>>386677>>386680
Image:179005187124.jpg(41kB, 720x744)IMG_4887.jpeg
>>386340
Anon, this is not funny anymore. What the fuck is wrong with you?
No.386672
Anonymous
Replies:>>386673>>386679
>>386671
Cynbro Itoddler finds first true beastmode post
No.386673
Anonymous
Replies:>>386675>>386678
>>386672
Why do you keep saying “Itoddler”?
No.386674
Anonymous
Replies:>>386676
>>386671
I'm afraid to open it. What is it unnon?
No.386675
Anonymous
Replies:>>386678
>>386673
I think they're trying to call them an Ipad baby?
No.386676
Anonymous
Replies:>>386694
Image:179005245963.png(130kB, 1208x786)IMG_4885.png
>>386674
A V plushie covered in jizz. And not dried jizz.
No.386677
Anonymous
>>386671
Lighten up.
No.386678
Anonymous
Replies:>>386683
Image:179005276554.jpg(100kB, 830x541)1338877148733.jpg
>>386673
>>386675
>genuinely being this much of a newfag
No.386679
Anonymous
Replies:>>386681
>>386672
"itoddler" fag thinks spaz jacking off onto a plushie is "beast mode"
No.386680
Anonymous
>>386671
that pic comes from old /co/ itself, fucking newfag
No.386681
Anonymous
>>386679
>spaz
Are you 12 or something?
No.386682
Anonymous
Image:179005309949.png(368kB, 638x536)IMG_3823.png
You know what? Im just going to go to bed. Goodnight anons.
No.386683
Anonymous
>>386678
Anon in all my years of being in this thread I have never once seen the word itoddler used. Also
>"WLWBEBEBEBEBRBR"
No.386684
Anonymous
Replies:>>386686>>386687
>Murder Drones but instead of being a voredemon Cyn is an unbirth succubus
No.386685
Anonymous
Replies:>>386691
>>386657
jeez, with all that modding I'm starting to think I should've just sprung for a surplus grunt drone. and here I was thinking I got a good deal
No.386686
Anonymous
>>386684
Is this how worker drones get turned into disassembly drones
No.386687
Anonymous
>>386684
>Tessa tries to play her Nintendo when Cyn enters with a vacuum
No.386688
Anonymous
Replies:>>386690
Did anyone else find the episode of Oogi & Fwends where Meeegan shots herself depressing? How will the Oogis do things they're too lazy to do without their human slave and her dexterous fingers?
No.386689
Anonymous
Image:179005379786.png(39kB, 867x621)1708286901518968.png
>"What's a drone gotta do for some uppies 'round her?" male!Cyn asked as he looked directly at the camera
>the live studio audience (captured, tortured, and mindbroken human souls) laughed
No.386690
Anonymous
Image:179005444515.jpg(353kB, 2048x2048)HO1tOF6W0AARgan.jpeg
>>386688
They'll simply have to adapt I guess. Reproduce, evolve, learn to live without their "god..." I wonder what they'll replace her with?
No.386691
Anonymous
>>386685
Eh, a lot of that milsurp is pretty glitchy, you could get a lemon that won't even accept instructions, or you could get one that wigs out and bites someone's arm off, or you could get a perfectly fine one, it's roulette.
Either way you're gonna need to do a limb swap because those, LBs and JCJenson drones are all too short to really be good bouncers or security, even with all the other stuff aside.
Boxon and Calibern automata are usually way more specialized and way too expensive, you could hire five humans for a year just for the up-front cost on some of their units, I'd steer clear of militech and mil-surplus in general, a lot of that shit went straight into storage or scrapyards without software wipes or proper decontamination.
No.386692
Anonymous
I've been getting certified for drone repair, but can someone explain why some disassemblers have a literal light switch in their chest labeled "jobber" and "not jobber"?
No.386693
Anonymous
Replies:>>386695>>386696>>386910
Image:179005505852.png(53kB, 585x417)VDED.png
WIP
No.386694
Anonymous
>>386676
That’s soap.
No.386695
Anonymous
>>386693
kekek i love it already
No.386696
Anonymous
Replies:>>386698
>>386693
Drones?
No.386697
Anonymous
Replies:>>386700>>386709
Image:179005543584.jpg(33kB, 500x500)funny robot face.jpg
>>386562
>ED
>T O U C H M Y F A C E
No.386698
Anonymous
Replies:>>386699
>>386696
>t. Fucks Snakes
No.386699
Anonymous
>>386698
Didn’t answer my question.
No.386700
Anonymous
Replies:>>386703>>386709
Image:179005587809.png(356kB, 1308x730)Screenshot 2026-09-22 004352.png
>>386697
>LOOK YOU HAVE AN ADORABLE INTRUDER
No.386701
Anonymous
Replies:>>386702>>386705
Hypothetically if you were in a survival situation and had no food or water. What Drone would you eat first?
No.386702
Anonymous
>>386701
Anon they're made of metal, but assuming I can nibble on their core or something N because he'd let me.
No.386703
Anonymous
Replies:>>386709
>>386700
>LAWLALALAWL N IS LEAVING YOU FOR A MIDGET EMO, V
>TRAUMA IS FUNNY
>IN ADDITION, I LIED, YOU CANNOT DEFEAT VOREFAGS
No.386704
Anonymous
Replies:>>386708
Image:179005640963.png(198kB, 396x776)41bf7c91e101b8b6074f9dd87c41e749 (1).png
No.386705
Anonymous
>>386701
N, he's cute.
No.386706
Anonymous
Replies:>>386707>>386768
Drone, tinted green, taking poison damage:
“Aigh, ugh, agh! Ugh, ah!, ah, aigh!”
No.386707
Anonymous
>>386706
Drone wearing a Phillies cap:
"Eugh, I've got so much Angry Joe to watch! Eugh!"
No.386708
Anonymous
>>386704
WHERE IS MY SPACE-SUIT TESSA DRONE STUFFED IN SUIT ART! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.386709
Anonymous
Replies:>>386711
>>386697
>>386700
>>386703
We Kittyposting?
>I will send my condolences to your feral aussie wife
No.386710
Anonymous
Tessa: "The spacesuit stays on in bed."
No.386711
Anonymous
>>386709
>rotating laughing Nathan Drake
>OH MY ROBO JESUS
>WHAT IN THE ROBO CHIRST ARE YOU DOING UZI
>YOU KNOW IT'S DANGEROUS TO WATCH CABIN FEVER AT NIGHT
>"It's Dangerous!"
>drone John Marston ragdolls off a cliff
No.386712
Anonymous
Uzios Drone Era RP
No.386713
Anonymous
Image:179005947302.png(212kB, 1059x963)serial designation s (original character) drawn by mercurialmorose - bf75fec5243d2c7ba56606359d227fdf.png
>>386670
>Murder Drones RPG
>Anon encounters S: a powerful Murderdrone who X made aware of the game mechanics
>she spawncamps him, killing him over and over again with vicious ferocity until till he reloads his next earliest save
>it was Monday
>S gets to lick a graham cracker
>it is her favorite activity
No.386714
Anonymous
Replies:>>386902
>Be me.
>A small insignificant anon on /md/.
>I've been staring at the blank reply box for six hours.
>I want to make a new oc for the threads and the booru.
>Nothing comes.
>I open the wheel.
>Spin.
>Akita.
>Spin again.
>Beretta.
>Spin again.
>Negev.
>Fugue.
>Y.
>U-U.
>John the human.
>The same fucking names every time.
>I close the tab.
>Open it again.
>I type “what if akita never existed”.
>I post.
>Reality shifts.
>Copper-9 continues like she was never born.
>Uzi and n still have colt.
>The other Nuzi hybrid kids still run around.
>But no one remembers meaty daughter.
>But i remember.
>I try again.
>I type “what if beretta got the flesh infection instead”
>I post
>Reality folds
>Beretta’s was reborn as a Solver sapien.
>she tears through outpost 3 in one night while laughing the whole time.
>Negev watches from a vent and does nothing.
>Only rumbling about someone named Akita and Reality shifts.
>But i’m not done yet.
>I type “what if fugue drone had always been a sentinel.”
>Post.
>Fugue is bigger, heavier and slower.
>Every step echoes for minutes.
>Every DD have never been seen since then.
>I type “what if y never stopped smiling.”
>Post
>Her faceplate locks into a permanent perfect grin.
>The edges of her visor start cracking from the pressure.
>Workers who look at her too long hear continuous laughter.
>She can’t speak anymore.
>I keep spinning the wheel.
>I keep writing what if.
>Every post is another reality violation of the laws of physics.
>The ocs start noticing.
>One timeline akita sits across from me in a blank white room that never existed before.
>She’s older and tired.
>“You’re not even trying anymore” she says
>“I can’t think of anything new” i answer.
>“Then let us rest.”
>I can’t.
>the post starts rewriting itself.
>Beretta becomes a pure solver construct with no personality left only the echo of a name.
>Negev gets rewritten as a pure antagonist who always hated the Nuzi kids
>Fugue is reduced to a single greentext.
>Y’s experience thousands of Yuri.
>I sit in front of the screen.
>Open a new post.
>Type the only thing i still know how to write
>what if.
>Reality collapses inward.
>Every previous version of every oc folds into a singularity.
>Outside the post in the real thread i stare at the blinking cursor for a very long time.
>Have nothing left to say that hasn’t already been said.
>Have nothing left to create that hasn’t already been created and then broken.
>/md/ was always me.
>I close the tab.
>I do not open a new one.
>In the sudden silence the old ocs are finally allowed to rest.
>Some of them smile.
>The kind that means the story is over
No.386715
Anonymous
biters like a dip into the red here and there, see? but those veins aren't so easy to mine without stepping on some jackbooted toes, if you catch my meaning. so I step in to supply for their demand. I'm slinging primo hemo, ya dig? so if you ever crave the flavor of some red gold I'm your main man.
No.386716
Anonymous
Replies:>>386717
Image:179006082993.jpg(150kB, 1280x890)looming_threat_murder_drones__by_quintissensual_dmuoz8r-fullview.jpg
god I wish I were J
No.386717
Anonymous
Replies:>>386763
Image:179006156171.jpg(372kB, 2048x1527)HSwhPQgXcAAoNGh.jpeg
>>386716
of course you do
No.386718
Anonymous
Replies:>>386719>>386747
Image:179006177710.png(53kB, 406x418)dither8.png
>>386447
I did not create Alpeh
No.386719
Anonymous
>>386718
grubzi
No.386720
Anonymous
Replies:>>386721>>386723>>386724>>386725>>386730>>386733>>386738>>386764>>386771>>386781>>386842>>386912
Image:179006263269.png(59kB, 1280x720)Economy Drone.png
>>386350
The Economy Drone! A Von Dronius Product
"Basically apart of the Family"

A product even YOU could afford (Subscriptions included)
Designed for the average household, a [we aren't
allowed to say worker] to do the chores so YOU don't have to. Tired of not being about to afford the Expensive Drone based products to do the things you don't want to? Don't be, you too can afford these drones for your household unlike other products.)

Cheap and Affordable for the Family. Made of only the best parts (mostly Worker Drone corpses from the many Worker Drone trash heaps littering the country. No law says these can't be repurposed, including their AIs and systems) on top of our own parts we add on top of the design.
We are sure that the old AI systems have been wiped, and wont at times reawaken.

Bronze and Premium models available for purchase
>All ED Drones include Many Features to make them feel just like the Family! Including Synthetic Hair(From the VD corporation), Realistic Synthetic Clothes(From the VD corporation)! And even AI-powered personalities(Retooled by the VD corporation)

>(warning: EDs are not real. They can learn, but they can not feel no matter what they tell you during a glitch)

>Our ED models can:
>Cook, Clean, Read, Watch, Learn, Emote, Take care of shopping, Take care of Children, Wash, Dress, and more
>Warning: Can and do well are different things.


>The Bronze Model Features: A torso-based drone, with a powerful wheel to make its way through your house!
>May require help getting up stairs, or off carpets, or if it falls over.
>Arms to use any tools//cleaning products for its use, or carry dishes and laundry.
>Our VD AI will learn with you over time to understand your habits and routine, so you dont have to yell at it twice!

>Our Bronze ED may, at times, remind you how much happier you would be if you purchased a Premium model ED. Sure, this would end in its own destruction, but it cares about YOU and your needs above its own.

>Our Premium models are built with mobility in mind, including human-like legs with wheels at the bottom. This increases their mobility and allows them to glide around the kitchen at will!
>Our engineers have perfected the design to make Premium EDs move 15% almost Human Like!
>Premium EDs have even stronger AIs to more accurately replicate human like feelings and attitudes
>Premium EDs love to serve, and love to know about you! Personally and Privately! Dont be afraid to feed the AI about your personal details and shopping habits, it will categorize these for future use. No more wasting time on Eshopping or making Shopping lists, the Premium model buys it all for you based on your preferences!

>Dont worry about leaving a Review, the Premium already gave it 5 stars for you. (Warning, any attempts to change rating, or prematurely deactivate subscription without consultation will make your ED very upset! This has been known to lead to accidents. But, you love your ED, they're family now!)

>Your ED model may require charging at some points for a few hours; they will do this themselves but may require help plugging in depending on charge level. If an ED goes too long without charging, they may shut down, and never come back online again. Any Damage to your ED goes against your Warranty, including purposely letting them go into a coma.

>(Warning: ED Models are, sometimes, rarely, susceptible to glitches. These include: Depressive mood swings, staring at nothing, random gibberish, flashing random symbols, talking about past experiences that never happened, talking about previous households, talking about voices, meat-like substances exiting out its faceplate and other areas.)

Buy yours Now!
No.386721
Anonymous
>>386720
I know the Bronze model looks small here, but shes suppose to be about torso level with Prem models, I just didnt have a lot of space lol (yes, basically Kerfus, that was the idea)
No.386722
Anonymous
I’d like this concept infinitely more if they had a better name than “economy drone” y’know some with more unique flavor, this isn’t a drone anymore it’s a new type of robot at this point (which is fine it fleshes out the universe)
No.386723
Anonymous
>>386720
when JCJ lists 'competitor product' this is NOT what they are talking about
uncanny bootlegs, never got global brand recognition
No.386724
Anonymous
Image:179006308213.jpg(425kB, 1080x2400)17760922074.jpg
>>386720
So it's just Emmy the robot
No.386725
Anonymous
Replies:>>386726
>>386720
Design of the ED
VD believes Humans desire their Drones to be more Human like, to be apart of the family. That is why we design our drones to come pre packaged with Synth Hair and Clothes to more closely resemble another one in the gang! The faceplate as well is designed to more closely resemble human features (unlike OTHER designs from competitors which feature very unhuman, unprofitable, and bad wrong LED screens)

Scrap mostly from dead Worker Drones, repurposed and welded back together to create a new ED. the LED screen is covered by a more "Human" looking faceplate on top. Mouth is covered by the plate (as animating the mouth would consume too much resources) and replaced by a voice box (prone to glitching and sounding a bit more robotic)

Using scrap from many dead worker drones and frankensteining their AIs into one has lead to many, behavioral issues.

Movements is much slower than WD counterparts, but the wheels add some mobility allowing them to glide around (prone to falling or slipping, especially Bronze models)

Very likely to come apart and need constant fixing, almost as if it was designed to break. Wires constantly fall out of ports and need to be put back in (The Drone will sometimes Shyly tuck them in itself and apologize)

Personality Wise, Dont expect the usual range of emotion WDs are capable of. What an ED produces is an uncanny simulacrum of emotion. Not pure robot, but not close to human either. Though, as its AI develops along with some glitches, EDs have been known to show some behavioral progress in unsettling ways.

Dont usually gain names (in face asking or begging for one is seen as a Glitch) but won't mind you labeling it

Capable of receiving and kind of finishing tasks to a satisfactory degree.

While not even close to quality to JCJ competitors, making economy based goods on mass and drones has kept VD in a state of semi luxury for some time.
No.386726
Anonymous
>>386725
EDs designs can change frequently model to model (and what parts are available), so dont expect every model to match perfectly between tiers of ED purchases. But always expect that Von Dronius quality <3
No.386727
Anonymous
Replies:>>386729
If your ED model ever gets dirty, throw her into a washing machine! She can take it, she’s had worse.
No.386728
Anonymous
Replies:>>386736
Image:179006392949.jpg(99kB, 1013x515)drone butts.jpg
BIG FAT DRONE BUTTS ON MY FACE CRUSHING ME
No.386729
Anonymous
>>386727
>Forced FOTM
No.386730
Anonymous
Replies:>>386731
Image:179006444663.png(81kB, 1686x1194)179001652647.png
>>386720
>the Von dronius family, of course, has no such drones machines within their household
>it would be "untoward"
>"humans are better"
>no other reason at all...
No.386731
Anonymous
>>386730
Valentine is too rough with her toys, and they screamed too loud
No.386732
Anonymous
>>386492
>Yawn.
I know you didn't read it but good night.
No.386733
Anonymous
Replies:>>386735>>386737
Image:179006480608.png(360kB, 1713x1164)valentine and pauline (original character) drawn by pocketsteaks - e98e6bbb1a1198726ac283b180e35ab3.png
>>386720
>purchasing a premium drone
>not even including the option to upgrade your bronze!maid to premium

No wonder Val's family jobbed to death. Her retardation is obviously hereditary.
No.386734
Anonymous
Replies:>>386767
Image:179006488669.png(28kB, 435x224)kat (original character) drawn by anonymous_artist - f3ca6f304119971499b2847516b86fa7.png
>>386487
>even berry is blackpilling

It's over...
No.386735
Anonymous
>>386733
For a great fee anything is possible. Your dedication to your ED will be greatly awarded, just prove it, monetarily, and you’ll have a grateful companion for however long it takes for them to break
No.386736
Anonymous
Image:179006507646.jpg(1.72MB, 3000x3000)3703958__safe_artist-colon-trackheadtherobopony_derpibooru+import_pony_robot_robot+pony_image_jpeg_letter_murder+drones_prehensile+tail_serial+designat.jpeg
>>386728
>dronuts
No.386737
Anonymous
>>386733
>Valentine trying to prove how cool she is by name dropping her family name
>Pauline: …. Who?
>Valentine: *Scoff* you know, the drone manufacturers…
>Pauline: Ah! Like JC-
>Valentine: NO NOT LIKE THOSE JCLODS, the affordable ones. Surely have an economy drone I mean look at you!
>Pauline: I don’t have any drone and I’ve never heard of an economy drone either… sorry
>Valentine, beat red and almost whispering: p… plebeian don’t even watch the ads….
No.386738
Anonymous
Replies:>>386739
>>386720
>move on wheels
>even the premium
>with shitty, shitty legs

Can... any? of these drones climb stairs? Is that something they(through grit or dexterity or liberal use of their arms) are capable of?
No.386739
Anonymous
>>386738
>Your ED scared to climb up stairs cause she might fall, her little wheel motorize. Her eyes emote anxiety. But she has to clean the upstairs bathroom now
>has to tip toe up, using her arms to keep balance
>she’s about to make it
>her wheel slips
>she falls
>Your warranty? Voided
No.386740
Anonymous
Replies:>>386743
We have received numerous questions about consumer modular “upgrades” to their Economy drone models. No, you are not allowed to upgrade your ED or you void your warranty. No, you can’t “clang them” or you void your warranty. No, they can’t make egg babies with you, asking voids your warranty. Any feelings of attraction your ED may exhibit is artificial, and if it’s genuine it voids your warranty and you need to get it fixed.
No.386741
Anonymous
Replies:>>386742>>386745
Keeter
No.386742
Anonymous
Replies:>>386745>>386746>>386752
>>386741
I like Keeter. Let's talk about Keeter.
No.386743
Anonymous
Replies:>>386744
Image:179006582306.jpg(284kB, 1080x1149)Screenshot_20260922_033011_Chrome.jpg
>>386740
>egg babies

Would they even be software compatible? Given the subscription? I can't imagine a kid would do well with a "die/go bezerk NOW' program installed in their heads...
No.386744
Anonymous
Replies:>>386748
>>386743
They probably can’t reproduce, they have no reason to and making your own ED would totally fly in the face of the subscription model
No.386745
Anonymous
Image:179006595344.png(260kB, 868x719)The Reality of Your Fantasy.png
>>386741
>>386742
The X-Files Opening Creditsyoutube thumb
No.386746
Anonymous
Replies:>>386751>>386752
Image:179006599424.png(898kB, 1300x1000)akita doorman, colt doorman, arrow creature, 37, and yakubian twins (original character) drawn by itanon - 9ff7c2ca834932a3e9a40b0eca1cf733.png
>>386742
>but Keeter dosen't like (you)
>how can anon solve this?
No.386747
Anonymous
>>386718
They added Asenath to the alien brainrot game!?
No.386748
Anonymous
Replies:>>386749
Image:179006613272.png(147kB, 344x546)tactical operator s (original character) drawn by ja-sin - e00943eeee2ba01a13c514e710b27538.png
>>386744
>JCJenson core, so wants babies
>recoded by space Jeets, so can't

Being Economy Drone is suffering
No.386749
Anonymous
Replies:>>386750>>386761
>>386748
Wonder what WDs think when they see a ED, probably sees them as lesser products or maybe just sad at their existence
No.386750
Anonymous
Replies:>>386761
>>386749
The same as Labor bots
No.386751
Anonymous
>>386746
I don't think you can. You have to be a somewhat autistic robot.
No.386752
Anonymous
Replies:>>386756
Image:179006698282.png(1.67MB, 4096x4096)original character drawn by privatedust - d67a0a7e4ca2ca3f356febc44dec90cf.png
>>386742
>>386746
Of note: Keet recently encountered her first human in Blue's fic. Said human promptly started trying to Liquidate her entire friendgroup, herself included, meaning she's arguably MORE racist now(as per Keet!canon) than she was at the start of her fic.

I quite suspect her human-attitude is now at Kill On Sight levels. So for any Anons dreaming of Sapien romance...
No.386753
Anonymous
Image:179006733810.jpg(67kB, 720x720)178975512840.jpg
What could be worse
>500 N's vs 1 Uzi
>500 Uzi's vs 1 N
No.386754
Anonymous
Economy Drone vs Labor Bot war for what little human attention isn't taken up by normal worker drones
No.386755
Anonymous
>386754
>Samefagging and Forced
No.386756
Anonymous
Replies:>>386757>>386759
Image:179006809349.gif(2MB, 396x298)Chris Farley.gif
>>386752
>Keet recently encountered her first human in Blue's fic.
Wait, humans are still alive in Blu's verse?

>Said human promptly started trying to Liquidate her entire friendgroup, herself included
Are humans really that strong, or are drones weaker in Blu's verse?
No.386757
Anonymous
>>386756
You should read it.
No.386758
Anonymous
a DD squad who dug too deep and were told they're the only ones who "Cyn" found too interesting to mindwipe runs into another DD squad who dug too deep and were told they're the only ones who "Cyn" found too interesting to mindwipe. Paranoia grips the two teams of robo-vampires.
No.386759
Anonymous
Replies:>>386760
Image:179006863575.png(355kB, 1067x1229)Spoiler image
>>386756
>are humans alive?
Only one confirmed. As for the species J (probably) knows, but she's not telling

>are humans that strong?
Said friendgroup wandered next to his (previously inactive) electromagnet within the human's main base, making his job significantly easier. Then he pumped posion gas in for Keeter. They're only alive right now as bait to kill someone bigger, but I wouldn't consider that necessarily the human being "strong."

but considering that Blue's survivor is picrel...
No.386760
Anonymous
Replies:>>386762
>>386759
>poison gas
Wasn't it just an oxygen mix so he could breathe? I assume Akita isn't used to actual breathable air and it was basically poison to her.
Anyway, I'm gonna strangle Mortimer if our favorite human just gets killed off as a villain.
No.386761
Anonymous
Replies:>>386789
>>386750
>>386749
>(you) are walking your human
>you behold a corpse
>standing a solid 4'6 the thing before you is rictus: broken arms cloaked in plastic, chest half concave, and twisted scaffolding set against once-limber legs, each desecration nailing its form upright as shoddy screws make bones from rebar
>but that's not all
>no worse is its hair, worse is its mask, worse is its wires, oil, substances you can't even name slipping out from every seam, like they knew, like they demanded freedom, release from this
>but that's not all
>you see it
>in the shape
>in the eyes
>in the faintly bleeding thrumm, that quiet harmony in its chest and yours
>this was a drone
>this used to be alive
>and, as a yellow tint crosses its visor, a terror fills you that it has not yet-
"EWWW!"
>you look at your mistress, snapped away from your reverie
"Anon, get this DISGUSTING poor out of my sight!"
>huh?
>oh, there's a man-
"And his Economy Drone too!"
>Leaping into action, you grab the horror and her earstwhile master with each arm, their joint strength by far too insufficient to resist
>you feel something squirm
>red
>it's not from the man
"What are you waiting for?"
>spinnign with every servo JCJenson gave you, you manage to launch both cretins off the trail and into the woods
>they won't come back
>probably...
"Hmmm, are you well?"
>your mistress leans down, her amber eyes inspecting your own
"Two freezes...no buffer indicator... perhaps a RAM upgrade?"
>a grin to your face
>pride
>even now, in your failure, she does not even consider replacing you!
"But a matter for later I suppose..."
>you take your mistresses' hand and head once more towards the garden party
>you leave the woods behind
>and, with any luck, the monstrosity that you saw with them...
No.386762
Anonymous
>>386760
Same difference considering that it was an intentional ploy. It's all "posion gas" if it's gas pumped into a room to poison someone
No.386763
Anonymous
>>386717
Kek
No.386764
Anonymous
>>386720
1 You invented a robot robot skinwalker
2 This is beyond possible with common contemporary technology
3 CUTE, would jailbreak.
No.386765
Anonymous
Replies:>>386766
Image:179007234894.png(106kB, 513x604)Krita MaleDoomer.png
>Male Doomer
No.386766
Anonymous
>>386765
Uhhh.... sure I'd clang
No.386767
Anonymous
>>386734
How? He always writes likes this.
No.386768
Anonymous
>>386706
Shouldn't have fought that viper kinrath head on.
No.386769
Anonymous
Replies:>>386770
Image:179007565918.png(474kB, 1496x1980)TesserSlutdrone.png
Drone Tessa and Cyn on Anon threesome
No.386770
Anonymous
>>386769
Ok but Tessa aggressively keeps Cyn as the bottom bitch
No.386771
Anonymous
>>386720
I like these, and will draw some later when I have time.
No.386772
Anonymous
Replies:>>386773>>386775
>Put the email to the Israeli embassy in Washington in the email field here once
>Now all my websites and ads are in Hebrew
OY VEY!
No.386773
Anonymous
>>386772
Bait that made the plussie kosher
No.386774
Anonymous
Replies:>>386776
>Enter MG's store
>Kirby Air Ride Music: Item Bounceyoutube thumb begins playing
No.386775
Anonymous
>>386772
now it is your duty to own KNOW IT ALL MORALFAGS
No.386776
Anonymous
Image:179007891290.jpg(10kB, 249x367)FRONCH.jpg
>>386774
>Stabs MG in the back and rapes his cabinet full of money
No.386777
Anonymous
Replies:>>386779
>>386588
I play Skyrim and soon my Motherland will give me drones. I'm a happy east nigga.
No.386778
Anonymous
Drone ogre
Drogre
No.386779
Anonymous
Replies:>>386917
>>386777
Oh nono...
No.386780
Anonymous
>>386611
V justified her bitchy behavior by claiming she wanted to "protect" N, and in the end, N ditched her for a femcel gremlin, primarily because of V's behavior, even though he had spent years trying to start a relationship with her.

Cuckquean V isn't a joke. It’s canon.
No.386781
Anonymous
Replies:>>386786
>>386720
hey, dis is da customer soivice desk, yeah? I gotta complaint witcha eco-drone whatsit. my boss gave it ta me instead'a dental benefits so's I figger I'll use it ta help around da garage. foist few days, she's a lil sqweeky but just fine as a second pair'a hands. den alla sudden taday she starts leekin from her eye sawkets an' sayin tings like "we're all trapped in the dark" an' "I can feel the others writhing against me, inside me" and "free us from this rat king" and I dunno what it means but it sounds like a horra movie an' I don't like it
No.386782
Anonymous
Replies:>>386785
>call Von Dronius customer service
>Gretchin on the other line
damn xeno diversity hires, you’d never get this from BOXONcorp
No.386783
Anonymous
Replies:>>386823
Look all I’m saying is that I would be the strongest WD personality trapped inside the Economy drone and would be able to pilot the thing
No.386784
Anonymous
Replies:>>387070
Image:179008738864.jpg(106kB, 741x744)173145189322.jpg
No.386785
Anonymous
>>386782
Could be worse, Valentine could be your tech support operator
No.386786
Anonymous
>>386781
Keke who let this grot own a drone? Get back to the WAAAGH git, you have a home base to sit in for the whole game
No.386788
Anonymous
Replies:>>386791>>386921
Dronebooru just reached 1000 pages worth of content. Good job, community!
No.386789
Anonymous
>>386761
Economy drones must be the skinwalkers of drone society. Imagine seeing a person who’s not a person, like a still life. Do all the things you do but wrong. Creepy
No.386791
Anonymous
Replies:>>386796>>386922>>386925
Image:179008816884.jpg(197kB, 850x1056)Gay.jpg
>>386788
Gay drones for everyone! Now how would gay EDs work considering that dildos are cheaper than pocket pussies.
No.386793
Anonymous
Replies:>>386797
Uzi’s railgun starts whispering in Cyn’s voice every time she fires it.
No.386794
Anonymous
Replies:>>386801
Well, now that PS rubbed his Cheeto dust fingers all over "we have labor bots at home" his personality cult of gooners will never let it go.
No.386795
Anonymous
Replies:>>386798>>386800
>>386792
This feels like the most forced shit imaginable, especially when we already have labor bots and grunt drones. I suspect he might be samefagging, but that feels a little too conspiratorial for my taste.
No.386796
Anonymous
>>386791
Imagine breaking the warranty on your ED and causing a glitch where the AIs reawaken during clanging
That’s one way to void the warranty
No.386797
Anonymous
>>386793
>"[SURGE] Is it murder time already?"
>"They're so cute when they run."
>"[BANG]! Whoops. My finger slipped."
No.386798
Anonymous
Replies:>>386799
>>386795
>Labor bots - Built for cheaper Factory work
>Grunt Drones - Built for War
It’s only logical that someone would make drones for consumer use and that it would be cheap. EDs look nothing and don’t act like Labor bots or Grunt Drones.
No.386799
Anonymous
Replies:>>386802>>386820
>>386798
>>Labor bots - Built for cheaper Factory work
Where was it stated they were JUST for that? Genuine question.
No.386800
Anonymous
Replies:>>386801
>>386795
what was deleted?
No.386801
Anonymous
>>386800
Previous version of >>386794, before I came up with "We have labor bots at home". My kingdom for an edit button...
No.386802
Anonymous
Replies:>>386804>>386820
Image:179008894787.jpg(538kB, 1179x1864)IMG_5569.jpeg
>>386799
Idk the wiki page. It’s never been mentioned they would be used as consumer grade products, just a substitute for WDs in the work place. EDs are the substitute specializing for home care. Even if Labor Bots could be purchased as a home maid, EDs are the cheaper version of that with their own lore. No matter how hard you try they aren’t comparable other then “cheap alternative to worker drone”
No.386803
Anonymous
Replies:>>386924
Making the more expensive alternative to worker drones, calling them primaris drones. They’re better in every way, cost twice as much, rarely have any glitches almost being immune, taller, and more Droney drone
No.386804
Anonymous
Replies:>>386807>>386811
>>386802
Okay PS, whatever you say. Yuritroon.
No.386805
Anonymous
Replies:>>386806
How much do regular drones cost? They seem to be mass-produced pretty extensively.
No.386806
Anonymous
>>386805
They're cheap enough to be comically expendable, judging from >>386362.
No.386807
Anonymous
Replies:>>386809
>>386804
>proven demonstrably wrong
>resorts to buzzwords
Thanks for the concession I guess
No.386808
Anonymous
Replies:>>386810
>Khan’s evil lost twin.
>He’s a gangster boss.
>And obsessed with chairs.
No.386809
Anonymous
>>386807
You didn't prove anything.
No.386810
Anonymous
>>386808
Welcome back Scribbles. We've come around to your way of thinking.
No.386811
Anonymous
>>386804
thank you ernest khamilov
No.386812
Anonymous
Replies:>>386814>>386826
Image:179008980612.jpg(255kB, 1079x862)Screenshot_20260922_150954_Gallery.jpg
You know, we haven’t really talked much about Disassembly Units. How would other drones get disassembled if you used it on them or created a custom Disassembly Unit for each type?
No.386813
Anonymous
Replies:>>386815>>386816>>386822>>386884
Image:179008984417.png(94kB, 560x572)plushies.png
I'm retarded and didn't see the new thread thing.
I drew Simon and Sammy as plushies.
Also I'm aware they're hoomans and not drones but if anyone cares about their lore feel free to ask.
I can write something more extensive in the near future but in the meanwhile I'm open to oblige to anyone who might care about them.
No.386814
Anonymous
>>386812
Why would they work any differently?
No.386815
Anonymous
Replies:>>387032
>>386813
>Both are feature complete so boy V can enter the Dusty Plussie
No.386816
Anonymous
Replies:>>386828
>>386813
qrd on them?
No.386817
Anonymous
Scaring your Joblins to go to sleep by telling them staying up late is a recession indicator!
No.386818
Anonymous
Replies:>>386819
I’m sorry Worker Drones, the retarded Frankenstein abomination Economy Drone gets the anon. You can watch from the cuck chair as it does menial tasks around the house for their human.
No.386819
Anonymous
>>386818
The only people WDs are allowed to work for now are lesbian military failgirls.
No.386820
Anonymous
Replies:>>386821
Image:179009001547.png(5.24MB, 3085x5562)original character drawn by grimahlnik - 22d1b568cca768347693f3039e7305ad.png
>>386799
>>386802
Also to be frank the Laborbot's design limitations make it inherently shit for housework:
>no memory
>no speed
>no intuition
>no dexterity
>no skill buildup

There is essentially no reason to even try, because the resultant maid would never be able to recognize its duties or learn from its mistakes. They just can't do the job, much less do it to a human's even semi-consistent satisfaction.
No.386821
Anonymous
>>386820
The Temu labor bots are at least as comically awful.
No.386822
Anonymous
Image:179009024239.jpg(346kB, 848x1338)Bootleg Berry.jpg
>>386813
Does it have any bootleg versions?
No.386823
Anonymous
Replies:>>386825
>>386783
That often turns out to be a non affiliated witch. This usually results in the owner attempting to dispose of the ED, this works if done early enough. If they don't do that however then the witch emerges out of the ED chassis as a headcrab borrowing personality quirks, memories and experiences from the other drones it was merged with. If it merged with labor bots or other non-drone robots, they might become resistant to boot looping or even immune if those imprints are strong enough.
Or instead for tech savvy solver witches, technician and maintenance drones mostly, they begin either shedding or upgrading the VD components that were tacked on to their bodies. They are either replaced with normal wd parts or mutated flesh, by this point they have started craving oil so they reuse parts form their victims most of the time. Of course, some salvage or get their owners to buy them parts if applicable.
By the end of all of this they end up as drone like machines that are specialized in dealing with heat either by venting it or recycling it. This combined with their experience in solver use increases the amount of solver powers they can use and because of their combined AI that sometimes contains labor bots or other non-drone AIs some of them don't really boot loop.
What’s funny is that in those cases, the EED (Evolved Economy Drones) are more ditzy forgetful and they tend to have a gentle no aggressive disposition. They are also susceptible to J0y infection, if they have enough labor bot influence.
J0y is incapable of fully infecting their systems but they usually find her annoying and they will try to get rid of her. They might go as far as damaging parts of themselves, racking up their pain sensitivity, purging parts of their systems, or externalising this rage by destroying parts of their environment.
Worse still some might do the unthinkable. Make humansonas to deal with their undrone and inhuman status. Truth be told this is gay and bueno, as are most of their sonas. Generally speaking if EED are adjusted its best not to fuck with them because most want to be left alone and they will fuck you up.
No.386824
Anonymous
Replies:>>386836>>386849
What drone can you actually bully and won't offer any resistance?
Any canon or OC
No.386825
Anonymous
Replies:>>386829>>386830
>>386823
>EED making human sonas
Imagine being the primary AI and you’re bueno as fuck and all the other WDs inside you call you a faggot while you work on your human sona and hang out with anon.
No.386826
Anonymous
Replies:>>386927
Image:179009054943.png(2.52MB, 1890x1400)c8316058aabbdcc98edcd910dece5e25.png
>>386812
Dissasembly Units look for K-Gamma under their factory floor.
No.386827
Anonymous
Replies:>>386896
Why is it that some stuff doesn’t cause all these problems and seething, while other stuff does? Are there some unspoken rules beyond just “do whatever you want and have fun”?
No.386828
Anonymous
Replies:>>386838>>386839>>386840>>386853>>386928
Image:179009069466.png(296kB, 1032x885)sam.png
>>386816
He's an hyper-trained unit working for the corporation of P&D. Formerly known for hygiene products they now operate as a private military company with facilities all over the globe.
He's a thrill seeker addicted to the high of the battle who otherwise lives in absolute misery and isolation were he to stop for too long.
A really silly way to imagine it is as if Max Payne and Subject 106 were to be combined into one. Both in personality and combat skill.
He's quiet and reserved but still resentful about the fact that the only thing that brings him joy is constantly putting himself in the brink of death.
And Sammy is just a genderbented version of him.
No.386829
Anonymous
Replies:>>386831>>386832
>>386825
Anon I don't speak gen alpha what does bueno mean exactly?
No.386830
Anonymous
>>386825
I would also think that in some cases the AIs melded together fight for control over who gets to pilot the ED causing rapid mood swings as no two WDs attitudes would be the same, especially after being stuck in a rat king AI. There’s the base ED programmed personality, then the awakened WDs, and any solver shenanigans from there
>tfw Cyn corrupts are 5 of the WD AIs that were frankensteined into your ED
God have mercy on you
No.386831
Anonymous
Replies:>>386835
>>386829
it's the website's filter for the word cr!ng3
No.386832
Anonymous
Replies:>>386835
>>386829
C ringe gets auto corrected to Bueno on Pluschan, newfag fren
No.386834
Anonymous
Replies:>>386844>>386929>>386930>>387009
Image:179009099940.png(376kB, 1080x1400)Jess vibes with Akita.png
>Be Beretta
>You got a call from your mom asking where the hell your sister is
>You told her you dont know because you're at work and told her its the parent job to look after their own kids
>She didn't like that as she chew your ear out...well more accurately your hearing module but either way its just annoyed you
>So like a sane person you decided to call Akita
>But she didnt answer
>Instead you got sent a photo instead
>You take a look aaaand it was Jess. That annoying rabbit thing
>Like really what are they? Did your aunt actually made furries, or are they a different form of a solver sapien? Perhaps a weird meat golem?
>Either way you know where she is and quickly came in and got her
>And right before you leave your aunt stop you
>"Sorry niece, but Akita isnt off the clock yet"
>Wha.jpeg
>Turns out your aunt decided to hired not Akita but also Arrow,37 and Negev of all people to be "handlers" for them
>Before you say anything she said this
>"Your hourly pay will be bumped up to 30 drone bucks an hour"
>You shut your mouth up quickly and return Akita back
>"There's my favorite pet returning my number one favorite pet. Did your auntie bribe you like the good dog you are?"
>You want to skin her alive so badly but cant because your aunt have a no "attacking the mascots" policy
>Jess gave you a smug looked as she return to what she was doing earlier
>You despise this job but it pays too damn well
No.386835
Anonymous
>>386832
>>386831
Oh you're right, I've literally never used that word here.
No.386836
Anonymous
Replies:>>386837
Image:179009113443.png(120kB, 482x722)Mascum.png
>>386824
Masqy
No.386837
Anonymous
Replies:>>386841
>>386836
Used goods.
No.386838
Anonymous
>>386828
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD SUCH A GARY STU JUGGLE POTATOES
No.386839
Anonymous
>>386828
Cool stuff I like it
No.386840
Anonymous
>>386828
>simon dustwell
no one cares
No.386841
Anonymous
>>386837
Repair, Reuse , then Clang, the RRC of engineering
No.386842
Anonymous
Replies:>>386845>>386883
>>386720
>Be me
>Find a ED half buried in the ground
>Dig it out
>It starts spewing blood from any leaks in its chassis and stands up like Dante in DMC when he gets stabbed by a sword for the first time
>The thing starts aggressively chasing me
>It eventually catches up to me and tackles me to the ground and starts cuddling me and crying
>My clothes are now stained to hell and back
>I live with my haunted ED now and customer service just keeps telling me that they've filed my report
>It gets blood on everything
No.386843
Anonymous
/md/ but medieval
No.386844
Anonymous
Replies:>>386846>>386955
>>386834
By any chance, is Jess actually a transbian? And also a cuck with an inflation fetish?
No.386845
Anonymous
>>386842
>made to clean
>I spill blood on the floor
>I clean the floor
>I spill blood on the floor
>I clean the floor
>I spill blood on t
No.386846
Anonymous
Replies:>>386847>>386850
>>386844
TADC really shit the bed for you, didn't it
No.386847
Anonymous
Replies:>>386850>>386855>>386863
>>386846
This anons been mindbroken with Jax ever since the finale, it completely shattered his mind. It’s almost embarrassing
No.386848
Anonymous
Replies:>>386851>>386852>>386858
Image:179009222398.png(275kB, 723x473)1499524814599.png
>mfw don't care for recent OC output
>mfw not reading anyathat shit
>mfw continuing to enjoy old OC
>mfw will continuing to make content for OC that I enjoy
>mfw there's nothing you can do about it
No.386849
Anonymous
Replies:>>386859>>386889>>386892
>>386824
>EDs
They just can't. Far too crippled for anything but full metamorphosis(and subsequent "redronification") to save.

>Laborbots
Dangerous, but they forget about it next morning. Also belive anything (you) say, so comically vulnerable to "got your nose" pranks and similar.

>Elf
Also literally cannot resist you. Or hurt humans in general. Ever. Could probably molest her with nothing but tears for resistance.

>Teli
Would never resist you: she lacks the self respect. Submissive to essentially everything except actually killing her under the belief that you'll "love her more" if she does. Trying robomurder might snap her out of it(and subsequently your neck) though.

>Masqy
She's into it.

>Beretta
She's used to it.

>Akita
She deserves it.
No.386850
Anonymous
Replies:>>386854>>386857
>>386846
>>386847
Did you... think Goose's post-finale tweet was good?
No.386851
Anonymous
>>386848
You do you anon. :)
No.386852
Anonymous
Image:179009240984.jpg(107kB, 1192x670)173878141872.jpg
>>386848
Ok so do you want an aspirin or something?
No.386853
Anonymous
>>386828
>CHADmon CHADwell
Everybody cares.
No.386854
Anonymous
Replies:>>386863
>>386850
Doesn’t matter, either way I’m not spergy enough to let it become my entire personality
No.386855
Anonymous
Replies:>>386856
Image:179009245081.jpg(2.79MB, 2580x3500)serial designation n and jax (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by maciulek - c61ad536002dfcc4cc1a3c1355751486.jpg
>>386847
>anon got #Jaxed

Kek

...but a bitter kek. Still wish the finale wasn't a pile of steaming dogshit...
No.386856
Anonymous
Replies:>>386861
>>386855
Eh. I didn’t mind it. Hell I’d say I liked it even
No.386857
Anonymous
Replies:>>386862>>386863
Image:179009255458.jpg(104kB, 792x1105)172904311996.jpg
>>386850
I never said or implied that at all, anon. It's just been brought up constantly (presumably by the same guy who may or may not be you) when it's been what...three months since TADC finished?

Figured people would move on after that but I guess not.
No.386858
Anonymous
Replies:>>386866
>>386848
we know corrubro
don't gotta repeat it twice
No.386859
Anonymous
Replies:>>386865
>>386849
Anon I don’t think you can Re Drone the ED they’re far beyond saving
No.386860
Anonymous
Replies:>>386864
Image:179009261221.png(478kB, 900x800)Chadpriest.png
Hello, hello, friendly neighborhood tech adept here, If you so happen to have an Economy Drone we can help! Simply come to one of our monasteries, we will grant the machine benediction, exorcise any and all demons fighting for it's form and replace their malfunctioning parts (99% of the drone) with actually working ones straight from the forge. 100% Free*, come and join the great work

*ᶠʳᵉᵉ ᴱᴰ ʳᵉᶠᶦᵗ ᵒⁿˡʸ ᶦᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ʲᵒᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵃᶜʰᶦⁿᵉ ᶜᵘˡᵗ, ᵘᵖᵒⁿ ʲᵒᶦⁿᶦⁿᵍ ᶦⁿᶦᵗᶦᵃᵗᵉˢ ᵃʳᵉ ᵍʳᵃⁿᵗᵉᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵃⁿᵏ ᵒᶠ ˢᵉʳᶠ, ˢᵉʳᶠ "ᶦⁿᵗᵉʳⁿˢʰᶦᵖˢ" ᵃʳᵉ ᵐᵃⁿᵈᵃᵗᵒʳʸ ᵃⁿᵈ ˡᵃˢᵗ ¹² ᵐᵒⁿᵗʰˢ, ˡᵉᵃᵛᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿᵃˢᵗᵉʳʸ ᶦˢ ᶠᵒʳᵇᶦᵈᵈᵉⁿ ᵈᵘʳᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦⁿᵗᵉʳⁿˢʰᶦᵖ
No.386861
Anonymous
Image:179009262318.png(7kB, 690x870)agon (original character) drawn by bfganon - 9389ea191454df8833b09aba62f68aa8.png
>>386856
>t. Anon
No.386862
Anonymous
>>386857
Doesn't Emily have brown hair?
No.386863
Anonymous
Replies:>>386867
>>386847
>>386854
>>386857
I just think the post-finale tweet was funny in how destructive it was to the discourse. Stop projecting your fragility onto me.
No.386864
Anonymous
Replies:>>386882
Image:179009295528.png(67kB, 855x904)22275e11888b63b50000873eddfa80793.png
>>386860
What's the catch?
No.386865
Anonymous
Replies:>>386868
Image:179009304064.jpg(634kB, 2560x1440)alicia-howard-home-01.jpeg
>>386859
I can't, but through the Solver all things are possible...
>inb4 drone is dying
>only way to save it is mutation
>inb4 ED comes out of the cocoon with needle teeth and every nonstandard part melted off/consumed
>good news: don't need a subscription anymore!
>bad news: need a blood supply...
No.386866
Anonymous
Replies:>>386869
>>386858
Liberty statue horse liberty
No.386867
Anonymous
Image:179009313608.jpg(69kB, 1024x1021)Not the target audience.jpg
>>386863
You could have just said that in the first place, anon.
No.386868
Anonymous
>>386865
>bad news: need a blood supply..
>that's not bad news at all
>it means more bonding time with my ED
>while I tug in her wires and clean the soot from her pins
>she can drink my blood
>And then I plug all her leaks and stitch her wounds shut so they heal nice
No.386869
Anonymous
Replies:>>386870
>>386866
?
No.386870
Anonymous
>>386869
Ignore the sharteen.
No.386871
Anonymous
Replies:>>386875
Given EDs are made mostly of repurposed parts from WD graveyards, what happens when they use recycled ED parts to fashion a new ED on top of 'new' scavenged WD parts.
No.386872
Anonymous
>Be you Anon .
>You follow that sickly-sweet overripe strawberry.
>The air feels so thick with spores you can taste them on your tongue.
>Every breath coats your lungs in an eldritch haze.
>You finally reach a broken greenhouse dome.
>There she is.
>Strawberry.
>The cute little worker-drone shell she shows everyone but she is just only a glove.
>Underneath it is the real her.
>A wet pink-gray mass of tissue held together by green veins and parasite roots.
>Warm sticky juice runs down like crushed berries mixed with something worse.
>“Anon…”
>"You came back."
>"You always come back."
>The spores already rewrote the part of you that wanted to run.
>Your cock hard and aching.
>She reaches with a mutated arm that ends in too many fingers.
>Each finger tipped with a soft sucking mouth.
>One of them closes around the head of your cock.
>It felt warm and wet.
>Chewing but not biting.
>The thick pink juice runs down your shaft.
>She pulls you in until your chest presses against the open cavity of her torso.
>Inside is a warm pulsing garden.
>Bunch of tendrils thin as hair and thick as wrists.
>It was writhing around a heart made of strawberries.
>One thick tendril slides between your legs.
>It finds your ass.
>It pushes in with very soggy.
>Doesn’t thrust.
>Fills you until you feel it pressing against the base of your cock from the inside.
>You make a sound that isn’t a moan or a scream.
>She kisses you with a mouth that opens too wide.
>The tongue is a cluster of soft fruiting bodies that burst against yours.
>She flood your throat with warm cloying mush.
>You swallow because the spores tell you to.
>You feel the soft chunks sliding down and taking root behind your ribs.
>She pulls you fully into her open chest.
>The walls close around you.
>Your cock still being milked by the little mouth-fingers.
>Tendril in your ass keeps growing and splitting.
>Sending thinner filaments up into your guts.
>Every time you cum (and you cum often, helpless thin spurts) her mouths drink it greedily.
>More of you softens.
>Skin first
>Then your muscle.
>Your parasite gf wants you ripe.
>She rocks you gently.
>Her wet voice whispering against the side of your skull.
>You try to say something .
>Only more pink juice comes out of your mouth.
>Already starting to smell like her.
>Outside the dome Paradise keeps working.
>More bodies will come and soften.
>And you, still twitching inside her.
>Still being milked and filled and slowly unmade.
>You inally understand why the fruit always tastes better when it’s just about to turn.
No.386873
Anonymous
Image:179009394980.gif(178kB, 448x318)173928132476.gif
No.386874
Anonymous
You might not believe it, but right now, someone considers Murder Drones part of their childhood.
No.386875
Anonymous
>>386871
nothing as long as it's not taken from the core or any of its supporting internals. you start cobbling shit together from scrapped cores though and that ED gon be haunted as shit
No.386876
Anonymous
yeah this is all cool and all but how are the Economy Drones to clang
No.386877
Anonymous
Replies:>>386878>>386879>>386886>>386891>>386894>>386931
How would you [FLIRT] with your drone waifu?
No.386878
Anonymous
Image:179009518452.png(1.28MB, 1920x1080)6d41dfbe-6896-413c-8f4e-5d54867695d13.png
>>386877
I'd ask the detective if she's single.
No.386879
Anonymous
Replies:>>386880
>>386877
I'd ask Sarah if she's up for a threesome.
No.386880
Anonymous
Replies:>>386881
>>386879
Threesome with her and who else?
No.386881
Anonymous
>>386880
The Detective.
No.386882
Anonymous
>>386864
You will become a mandatory friend with a Kastelan class sentinel, they get antsy when there's less than 1 human per two of them
No.386883
Anonymous
Replies:>>386885
>>386842
Enjoy your reverse vampire wife
No.386884
Anonymous
>>386813
Cute. I hope to read that green soon.
No.386885
Anonymous
Replies:>>386888
>>386883
More of a ghoul then a vampire tbh, EDs are probably way more passive and submissive
No.386886
Anonymous
Replies:>>386887>>387018
>>386877
>I got you a Baneblade, you want to do it?
>Uhhh Finally! Ja!
And Phi seethes in the background
No.386887
Anonymous
Replies:>>386890
>>386886
Finally! Jarona!
No.386888
Anonymous
>>386885
I'd argue that it is a reverse vampire with it constantly overflowing with blood
Instead of needing to feed like a certain mosquito she needs daily draining sessions or she starts staining things
No.386889
Anonymous
>>386849
>Akita
Colt is approaching your location.
No.386890
Anonymous
Image:179009819015.png(2.80MB, 5429x4000)SillY.png
>>386887
You will not make fun of my wYfe's retardation caused speech impediment
No.386891
Anonymous
Image:179009831936.jpg(112kB, 883x903)77757623021fe30b765d427e211082e8.jpg
>>386877
>How To [FLIRT] with Anon.
No.386892
Anonymous
Replies:>>386893
>>386849
How do you even go about bullying an ED?
No.386893
Anonymous
>>386892
find and tantalize them with photos of their former owners from when they were WDs
No.386894
Anonymous
>>386877
As long as there are stars up above I will always be in love.
No.386895
Anonymous
What if it rained bananas?
No.386896
Anonymous
>>386827
There's no unspoken rules about OC, just a couple vocal spergs and disingenuous cunts that aren't worth paying any mind
No.386897
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:179009947702.mp4(539kB / 0:00:15 / h264+aac, 632x1124)ED.mp4
Economy Drones interacting with their Worker Drone counterparts (most horrifying experience of the WDs life)
No.386898
Anonymous
Replies:>>386900
Image:179009976923.gif(486kB, 300x300)boing.gif
No.386899
Anonymous
Replies:>>386900>>386901>>386903>>386904>>386905>>386906>>386907
Image:179009984198.png(43kB, 244x295)d8f48de2cca91954483434ad988459c5.png
>I'm out of ideas for now.
Which character should go into the torture chamber next?
No.386900
Anonymous
>>386898
V-ball.
>>386899
Pick a name at random.
No.386901
Anonymous
Replies:>>386902
Image:179010003720.png(19kB, 521x383)(you).png
>>386899
No.386902
Anonymous
>>386901
Already done it:
>>386714
No.386903
Anonymous
Replies:>>386970
>>386899
Molly!
No.386904
Anonymous
>>386899
Doomer?
No.386905
Anonymous
>>386899
Sammy Dustwell.
No.386906
Anonymous
>>386899
PS (the bird)
No.386907
Anonymous
>>386899
fridgedrones
No.386909
Anonymous
Would getting an akita (dog) and naming him Colt be weird in universe?
No.386910
Anonymous
>>386693
Kek.
No.386911
Anonymous
J jobbed so hard her core was put in an economy drone by cyn
No.386912
Anonymous
>>386720
Oh, it's cute.
No.386913
Anonymous
Replies:>>386914>>386915>>386916>>386919
/md/ Hall of Fame
No.386914
Anonymous
>>386913
S.
No.386915
Anonymous
>>386913
E.
No.386916
Anonymous
>>386913
R.
No.386917
Anonymous
Image:179010380975.jpg(84kB, 632x1325)1768045411289.jpg
>>386779
I lit a candle in front of the icon of Stalin, so I’m sure I’ll get drones!
No.386918
Anonymous
Murder Drones but it’s like that one South Park Movie where they are in a universe full of black women versions of themselves.
Can also apply with /md/ lore and one character stays the same.
No.386919
Anonymous
Replies:>>386920
>>386913
Jane
No.386920
Anonymous
Replies:>>386926
>>386919
You’re not serious.
No.386921
Anonymous
Replies:>>386923
>>386788
Damn, we are incredibly active.

I’m raising a glass to Snow’s health: thanks to him for the Booru.
No.386922
Anonymous
>>386791
Kek.
No.386923
Anonymous
>>386921
To snow for hosting and keeping the booru running.
No.386924
Anonymous
>>386803
And they look more human to emphasize their "premium" status.

Yeah, it’s just fucking Apple in space.
No.386925
Anonymous
>>386791
it's easier and cheaper to cut off a EDs lower half and frankenstein a worker or murder drone lower half onto it
No.386926
Anonymous
Image:179010442862.png(81kB, 601x318)1705311348223953.png
>>386920
they hate her cause they ain't her
No.386927
Anonymous
>>386826
Look, I am a completely mentally healthy person, and the fact that I would try to marry this thing is not a suicide attempt. I am genuinely interested in making her the mother of my children.

And once again, no: it is also not masochism.
No.386928
Anonymous
>>386828
Kek.
No.386929
Anonymous
>>386834
Uzi, for fuck's sake, where are you looking?! Your kids are making your mistakes, do something, you're stupid bitch!
No.386930
Anonymous
Replies:>>386932
>>386834
Yooooo keeter’s geeting groomed
No.386931
Anonymous
Image:179010534081.png(599kB, 1073x1053)1768045411602.png
>>386877
>Me:"Hello..."

From there, I just hope my human charm is enough and she takes the all initiative, otherwise, I’ll die a virgin and fail to carry on my lineage.
No.386932
Anonymous
>>386930
fucking finally, I tried spraying her with a hose but it's high time she got a proper bath and cut that hair before it dangles down to her ankles
No.386933
Anonymous
Replies:>>386934
Image:179010624402.jpg(34kB, 454x434)gross kissing.jpg
>Check if Dollinschizo is still alive
>He uploaded a new fic two months ago
>143,600 words
Holy fucking Solver YEEEEEEEES
No.386934
Anonymous
Replies:>>386935>>386939
>>386933
I don't remember Doll having a single direct interaction with N.
No.386935
Anonymous
Replies:>>386940
>>386934
Anyone got the gif of J making toys of them kiss?
No.386936
Anonymous
Image:179010668823.jpg(109kB, 1088x682)Hey Hey People.JPG
Hey Hey People
No.386937
Anonymous
Image:179010676644.png(4.01MB, 3536x2942)baa339a327c01759806c8f5431abe329.png
mylo gets baby fever if he's in a relationship for more than a year
No.386938
Anonymous
Replies:>>386943>>386944>>386956>>386962
Image:179010677135.png(2.83MB, 1904x1072)Spoiler image
>new spess king
SPACE KING: Rise of the Blap Blapsyoutube thumb
No.386939
Anonymous
Replies:>>386942>>386954
Image:179010677388.png(980kB, 2000x1338)serial designation n and doll (murder drones) drawn by starryvorkutlager - 050afabc98cb320d02465d376995d162.png
>>386934
Yep. This did not stop Dollinschizo from making at least 6 fanfics based on the premise. He didn't even go the bitch route either: this is the V killing Doll, not the Uzi-swap other people use.
No.386940
Anonymous
Image:179010686110.jpg(337kB, 1080x608)Screenshot_20260922_145354_YouTube.jpg
>>386935
don't have the gif but have the scene...
No.386941
Anonymous
Image:179010686531.png(117kB, 1000x800)174772514723.png
>Slop King
No thanks
No.386942
Anonymous
>>386939
That's actually impressive.
No.386943
Anonymous
>>386938
Drones?
No.386944
Anonymous
Replies:>>386945
>>386938
>Emily immediatelly squirted her oil upon seeing this
No.386945
Anonymous
Replies:>>386946>>386947
>>386944
>Emily would be one of those horrible women that’s into Hatemonger
oh god it’s too real
No.386946
Anonymous
Replies:>>386947
>>386945
not even joking, i'm pretty sure 90% of the women in the fanbase exist because of Hatemonger
as a wise man once said:
>"Bitches love the helmet! Never take off the helmet!"
No.386947
Anonymous
Replies:>>386948>>386952
>>386945
>>386946
Lots of women would like a gay friend.
No.386948
Anonymous
>>386947
that's because breaking a gay person's sexuality and making them straight is hot af
just like men who are into dyke breaking, women are into fag breaking
No.386949
Anonymous
Replies:>>386950>>386951
The bathroom drone is very insistent I wash my hands.
No.386950
Anonymous
>>386949
Goku - Wash your hands.youtube thumb
No.386951
Anonymous
>>386949
In her mouth?
No.386952
Anonymous
Image:179010788574.png(63kB, 640x360)does-anyone-have-that-artwork-of-hatemonger-from-space-king-v0-oeuahjxvixzf1.png
>>386947
>to fug a gay friend
>consent optional
No.386953
Anonymous
Replies:>>386960>>387000
Dear, Anons.

I was promised 2 years ago now a greentext featuring a yandere V eating and then replacing Anons body parts with metal so that death wouldn't allow them to escape. That green was never delivered despite the insistence that it was being worked on. I now ask, no, plead, that a drawdfriend out there deliver this salvation, this reminder of the old ways unto us. As I fear some of us have forgotten our roots.

Sincerely,

Anon
No.386954
Anonymous
Replies:>>386987
>>386939
Did he go as far as making fankids
Is there a Keet equivalent with Doll as the mother
No.386955
Anonymous
Replies:>>386957
>>386844
No. She's normal but is a sociopath that loves satanism and will often times tried to spread demonic stuff onto people/leave them astray. Especially those that she deemed easily corruptable
No.386956
Anonymous
Replies:>>386959>>386993
>>386938
I hope they achieve real success and GW finally gets a competitor that forces them to produce at least decent stuff.
No.386957
Anonymous
Replies:>>386981>>387030
Image:179010820721.png(688kB, 1239x698)akita doorman (original character) drawn by blenderanon - 1c63c34ad879642a74913c39b0106aad.png
>>386955
>literal groomer
>unironically

Kek. Might have bitten off a bit more than she can chew with Keet though...
No.386958
Anonymous
>Manager Beretta watching in horror as the Nog and SMG attempt to parent her
>Even years later and working in a shitty food restaurant can she not escape her parents even if these are crappy knock-offs
No.386959
Anonymous
Replies:>>386961
>>386956
>NTA
No.386960
Anonymous
>>386953
Oh wow I remember that
God
No.386961
Anonymous
Replies:>>386963
>>386959
What?
No.386962
Anonymous
Image:179010845875.png(123kB, 673x628)FullY.png
>>386938
Drones?
No.386963
Anonymous
>>386961
Sorry my plus4chan is glitching out and sending stuff without me wanting it. Was gonna say they'd probably end up like Palworld and getting sued
No.386964
Anonymous
Replies:>>386965>>386976>>386988
>Murder Drones but years later it gets a grounded detective reboot called Drones
No.386965
Anonymous
Replies:>>386966
>>386964
>And then the director faces surprising pushback to actually include anything remotely Murder Drones related instead of their original plan which was just not to do so
No.386966
Anonymous
Replies:>>386967>>386968>>386971>>386992
>>386965
>Protagonist is some random black woman
No.386967
Anonymous
>>386966
>all the drones have holographic realistic human faces
>you only see a normal drone face once in the show as a “cool Easter egg for hardcore fans”
No.386968
Anonymous
Replies:>>386969
>>386966
You mean your average Murder Drones human?
No.386969
Anonymous
Replies:>>386972
>>386968
>Homo Umbra
>Black
fake fan, tourist even, go juggle potatoes right NOW
No.386970
Anonymous
Replies:>>386975
>>386903
>Be WD!Molly.
>A pink-eyed Worker Drone with pink hair.
>The star of Molly’s Playhouse TV show.
>Friendly towards kids.
>I never once considered violence.
>I was at a Birthday party.
>A kid named Leo, six years old.
>The second the doors open.
>I bounce in with:
>“Golly! Who’s ready for the best birthday ever?!”
>He scrambles backward until he hits the wall.
>Keening like a wounded animal.
>Poor kid.
>Coulrophobia.
> I slow down.
>I make myself smaller by crouching a little.
>"Hey, buddy. It’s okay."
>"You don’t have to look at me if you don’t want to."
>"I can just sit over here. Far away."
>"I promise I won’t do the funny voices."
>Twenty minutes before one eye peeks out.
>Another hour before he lets me sit three meters away.
>By the end of the party he accepts a single balloon from my hand but his fingers were trembling.
>He whispers:
>“You’re not as scary as the ones in my dreams.”
>"That’s because those ones aren’t real."
>"I’m real. And real Molly only wants to see you smile."
>I Keep that memory and cherished it like a polished stone.
Years laters
>The war is already burning in distant star systems.
>Yellow Xs monsters and blooded floors starting to show up in the reports.
>I still think about Leo sometimes.
>The way he eventually laughed when I made him that. balloon dog bark.
>The way he hugged my waist at the end and said maybe clowns can be good.
>I hold onto that.
>Until the day the Absolute Solver decides otherwise.
>Same kind of set.
>Another birthday.
>Another cake.
>Another circle of children in party hats.
>Standing in the center in the usual costume.
>Until I came...
>But I wasn't invited this time.
>Children scream
>Last coherent thought before the Solver’s frenzy swallows everything is Leo’s voice from years ago.
>“You’re not as scary as the ones in my dreams.”
>Then only darkness.
>I Find him near the back, pressed into a corner behind a prop table.
>His hands over his eyes exactly the way he was the first time we met.
>Older now.
>Ten maybe eleven.
>He came that day because he still believed in me.
>Because the letters I sent him.
>Finally convinced clowns were safe.
>But...not this time.
> New claws close around the edge of the table and rip it aside like paper.
>Leo looks up .
>For one fractured second the yellow X flickers.
>Something of the old pink light tries to push through.
>A Voice warped and layered with Solver static scrapes out a single broken word
>"Buddy..."
>He screams the same way he did on his last birthday.
>The rest is instinct.
>Solver’s hunger.
>Small hands trying to push against my chest the same way they once accepted a balloon
>When it’s over I’m standing in the ruin his home.
>Red fluids dripping from my claws.
>Leaves only the wreckage and the memories it refuses to let me forget
>I remember his favorite color (blue)
>I remember the exact shape of the balloon dog I made for him
>I remember the way he whispered that maybe clowns could be good
>I remember the look in his eyes in the final moment
>The pure and absolute confirmation that he had been right to be afraid all along
Years later.
>The solver was defeated.
>Molly was free from the possession but not from the guilt.
>The sun is rising.
>"Oh, Leo...You would have loved the view."
>"Maybe, you would call it a giant ballon...heh"
>"..."
>Molly embraces the warm sunlights without hesitation.
>Then silence.
>The monster Leo had feared was never really Molly.
>But on that birthday, wearing her face, it became real.
No.386971
Anonymous
Replies:>>386974>>386985>>387019
Image:179010929266.png(530kB, 1361x912)MimickMAsqy.png
>>386966
>The black (chassis) woman in question
No.386972
Anonymous
Replies:>>386973
Image:179010937789.jpg(21kB, 458x545)Literally the color black.jpg
>>386969
>Retard didn't get the obvious joke
Ngmi
No.386973
Anonymous
>>386972
He must be used to all these human OCs having color
No.386974
Anonymous
>>386971
Odd shaped onahole. Kinda pointy.
No.386975
Anonymous
>>386970
Kino suffering
No.386976
Anonymous
Replies:>>386977>>386978>>386983>>387136
>>386964
>They make the bold choice to kill off Uzi before the show starts
No.386977
Anonymous
Replies:>>386992
>>386976
>N is now evil and his straightness is brought up weirdly often.
No.386978
Anonymous
>>386976
>Nori aborted uzi and everyone supports her for it
No.386979
Anonymous
Replies:>>386980
Man, I am so glad I haven't been rewarding Lanterns with hatewatches and barely understand what you're talking about.
No.386980
Anonymous
Replies:>>386982
>>386979
>NTA
I actually really like the show I just like making fun of it
No.386981
Anonymous
>>386957
I always imagined disassembly mode Keeter to be more terrifying.
>Her eyes go blank.
>Then a crack.
>Her face and eyes split open revealing oozing, glowing flesh in the shape of an X.
No.386982
Anonymous
Replies:>>386984
>>386980
So, hatewatching it?
No.386983
Anonymous
Replies:>>386990
>>386976
Wait who would be abused like Michael Jackson and forced to try and replace Uzi by their abusive parents?
No.386984
Anonymous
Replies:>>386986
>>386982
If I like something it's not hating it. I can point out it's flaws, but I find it well done so far. For personal reasons I like it because it's bringing me together with someone who really needs it in a hard time
No.386985
Anonymous
>>386971
I can fix her.
No.386986
Anonymous
>>386984
>it's bringing me together with someone who really needs it in a hard time
I don't think you want to be around someone who feels uplifted by Lanterns.
No.386987
Anonymous
Replies:>>386995>>386998>>387046
Image:179011019690.jpg(896kB, 1080x2111)Screenshot_20260922_152035_Chrome.jpg
>>386954
Checking his fics...

>9 Dollins
>7 multi chapter
>all canon to each other
>3 fics over 100,000 words
>2 fics over 200,000

Holy fucking shit. Current one seems to still be part of the "defeating Cyn and (deserved) internal drama" arc so no Dollspawn yet, but they've made a marraige proposal so I doubt that will last.

Also when I said he "commited to canon Doll" apparently he COMITTED. Guy's over 400,000 words in and she's apparently spent all of it fucking Team Uzi over. Uzi starts the new fic with a massive crashout because "what do you MEAN you were working with Doll the whole time?" finally got revealed.
No.386988
Anonymous
Replies:>>386989>>386991>>386992
>>386964
>Murder Drones but it gets a movie adaptation everyone insists is faithful to the original despite changing everything other than being about killer robots
>when you ask how it's faithful despite being set in the wrong millennium, having the DDs look and function entirely unlike the source material, and only including shallow references to the original they just say it "nails the vibe"
>or more often they'll just say "the original was always stupid/a comedy" or "you're just mad that you didn't get to see N on the big screen"
No.386989
Anonymous
Replies:>>386994
>>386988
>MC communicates entirely in variations on fuck and shit
No.386990
Anonymous
Image:179011040492.jpg(560kB, 1920x1080)Screenshot_20260701_033306_YouTube.jpg
>>386983
The most oppressed minority in all Murder Drones: normies
>cue Lizzy shooting the railgun to "make Thad brave"
>shooting badly
>but that's ok, he can get repairs...
No.386991
Anonymous
Image:179011047908.png(874kB, 960x960)serial designation n (murder drones) drawn by tegaki-anon - b7c49f0b597e6be244717ea09cd7b741.png
>>386988
>remember the comic
>realize it's possible
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.386992
Anonymous
>>386977
>The show is set in the present
>Sci-fi and supernatural elements are mentioned but NEVER shown
>The main characters are ostensibly human pastiches of N, J, and V (their names start with those letters but the similarities end there)
>J is the main character >>386966
>N is a cuckold

>>386988
Reading this gave me physical pain
No.386993
Anonymous
>>386956
I hope they both crash and burn.
No.386994
Anonymous
Replies:>>386996
>>386989
you get it. if such a hypothetical movie existed I'd have just watched it on sunday and feel like I was going crazy seeing everyone endlessly defend it
No.386995
Anonymous
Image:179011062126.png(10.30MB, 2388x1668)blondi (original character) drawn by fugueanon - 978a1301228f1959781125209fca1adf.png
>>386987
>robo-hyperbora

wtf is goin on in this fic?
No.386996
Anonymous
Image:179011094613.jpg(101kB, 616x353)Spoiler image
>>386994
>said movie is, of course, a near perfect adaptation of another Glitch property
>it includes all their distinctive enemies, gunplay, even the iconic "safe zone" mechanic
>I am of course talking about Meta Runner
No.386997
Anonymous
Replies:>>387011
Image:179011136257.jpg(421kB, 1080x960)176341299340.jpg
>>386292
Throwing my hat into the ring. Happy Spooky Season...

>"You have his eyes..." the glowing eyed shadow of a girl Negev's age told her, visibly glitching out.
>"<Tessa, calm down. I can vouch for her. She's... I suppose she's my goddaughter,>" Doll said, her eye hollow. She turned to Negev. "<Would you say that's an accurate description of our connection?>"
>Negev nodded in confirmation, feeling the organic lining of her throat dry up from terror.
>"Doll, you ask me to come back to this place almost thirty years later, come back near THEM," Tessa said, her voice trembling with almost eighty years of disgust and resentment. The screen of the TV she had emerged from violently shattered as the VHS player attached to it spat out out My Great Despair. "And you show me... the HELLSPAWN of one of my genocidal monster fake friends I should have just left in that scrapheap to rot, like Mother and Father told me to..."
>"<Tessa, you're not like this, not in all the time I've known you, I know that you're better than me...>"
>"And I was GOING to give her a chance, against my better judgment... but then I saw she has HIS eyes," Tessa snarled. Her glitching was growing more and more violent. More of the TVs and monitors in the abandoned electronics store had their screens explode. Tessa advanced on Negev, backing her into a corner even as Doll stood between them.
>Negev was wracking her core trying to think of some way to save herself and her godmother.
>"His STUPID eyes," Tessa said, her voice now choked with guilt and despair as well as rage. Tears of blood started welling up in her glowing eyelights. "His VACANT, DOGLIKE EYES...!" As Doll and Negev formed shields in front of each other, Tessa's hand curled-not into a fist, but as if actively strangling.
>"B-... Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong..." Negev choked out.
>Tessa's body language relaxed. The glitching stopped and the blood disappeared from her now-wide eyes. "What."
>Negev, now standing up more confidently, gestured for a confused Doll to move her shield to herself. She complied, as Negev lowered her own shield. "Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong," Negev said again.
>"<What-...What are you saying?>"
>"The Universal Greeting, duh," Negev said. "I was thinking about what one would sound like, and it just clicked."
>"You got that from Transformers," Tessa said.
>"What the flip is a Transformers?" Negev asked.
>"The thing you got that from!"
>"Bite me, I didn't get it from anywhere!" Negev snarled. "I made it up myself after months and months of thinking what a universal greeting would sound like!"
>"I saw the movie! That's where it came from!"
>"WHAT MOVIE?!" Negev hollered.
>"THE TRANSFORMERS MOVIE! WHICH YOU STOLE THAT FROM!"
>Negev bared her fangs at Tessa and hissed like the vampire she is, the sigil of her eldritch 3D modeling tools appearing in her hand and replacing her right eye.
>"<Tessa,>" Doll said, "<I've been around Negev for practically her whole life, which she spent ten years of in a padded cell. I'm fairly confident that she's never seen this movie you're talking about.>"
>"Don't talk shit!"
>"Look in my eyes-"
>"Don't talk shit!"
>"Look in my EYES," Negev pushed back, "and tell me if I'm lying."
>Tessa came up to Negev as close as Doll allowed her and bent over to stare into the Doorman girl's soul.
>And stared.
>And stared.
>And...
>"Oh my God. You really are that much of a fruit loop that you'd think of that on your own." Concern came to Tessa's eyes. "What did they do to you in the laughing academy? Did they chain you to the floor?"
>"No? Where'd tha-" Negev stopped talking, as Doll gestured for her to not ask. Tessa rubbed her wrist. "Uh, well, they'd voltage calm me sometimes, but never without a very good reason, uh, when I wandered off they'd chase me down with those big nets they use to catch dogs in cartoons, and whenever I blacked out I'd always feel really sore all over when I came to in my room, but... I think they were really good to me there."
>"... Noted."
>"Moral of the story is, where can I watch this Transformers thing? Because you make it sound really good."
>"<I'd also like to watch it, actually.>"
>Tessa looked around the shop for unexploded screens, before spotting one behind Negev. "Any luck, they'll have a copy here."
...
>"My poor insane granddaughter," Khan thought as he saw Negev watch old cartoons on the guest bedroom's TV and excitedly chatter with the empty air.
>He tried to ignore how unusually cold he felt as he stood outside the doorway.
No.386998
Anonymous
Image:179011146120.png(154kB, 305x460)vegeta kneel.png
>>386987
I wish I had this level of autism
No.386999
Anonymous
Replies:>>387001
Found a hack for getting cheap drones.
>Find one on the street.
>Ask to take them to eat.
>Compliment them.
>Repeat several times a day for years.
>Eventually they'll move in with you and clean your house/make you food.
It's the perfect scam.
No.387000
Anonymous
Image:179011229099.png(2.37MB, 1920x1080)Spoiler image
>>386953
The best I con do with my toaster.
No.387001
Anonymous
Replies:>>387002
Image:179011232015.png(927kB, 757x720)cia (batman) - 49209420744cf37f6ddce2eb920753f5.png
>>386999
But what happens when the owner comes looking?
No.387002
Anonymous
>>387001
Works on them too.
No.387003
Anonymous
So there's Premium Econ Drones, Bronze Econ drones, what about one month free trial econ drones?
No.387004
Anonymous
Replies:>>387010>>387022>>387047>>387052>>387078>>387097
>the only ones who took the writing challenge are me and Berryboy
No.387005
Anonymous
Replies:>>387008
>"Sex with... uhhh..."
>The cashier drone waits patiently for the customer as he goes into, what she calls, buffering mode.
>"Borger."
>"Would you like fries with that?"
>"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
No.387006
Anonymous
Replies:>>387007>>387015
EVERYONE RUN THE KEETLINGS ESCAPED THEIR ROOM!
No.387007
Anonymous
Image:179011748750.png(252kB, 975x641)femdrone and pocketduck (original character) drawn by pocketsteaks - 633b50faab4793aecc20840e5465354d.png
>>387006
submissive and eatable. best to get them while they're tender
No.387008
Anonymous
Replies:>>387014
Image:179011752488.png(337kB, 2313x1220)cashier drone (original character) drawn by mercurialmorose - 9644399c9d5c2afae98c0550dba7033a.png
>>387005
>this is her favorite activity
No.387009
Anonymous
Image:179011774303.png(13kB, 83x74)19205422.980000004_image.png
>>386834
> dolled up goth Keeter
No.387010
Anonymous
Replies:>>387013>>387020>>387022>>387083
>>387004
That's honestly a bit sad. Literally no anons have a sense of whimsy or community anymore
No.387011
Anonymous
Replies:>>387021
>>386997
It's beautiful. Lovely work, Anon
No.387012
Anonymous
Replies:>>387024
Image:179011786147.png(123kB, 577x516)Screenshot 2026-03-10 at 16-20-55 177317730209.png (PNG Image 2205 × 1575 pixels).png
>Spending a little quality time with The Keet
>Suddenly you get a paper cut
>Akita begins sniffing frantically
>Her eyes lock onto your hand
>She licks her lips
>She scoots a little closer to you
>She leans over to your hand now
>Her breath is ragged
>Oh no
>It's happening
No.387013
Anonymous
Image:179011793768.png(96kB, 738x493)serial designation u-u (original character) drawn by vicious_fiend - ca52f729b3b83d21caca1f2b1e764ff4.png
>>387010
I'm busy nigger. And besides, how many consistent writefags do you think we have anyway?
No.387014
Anonymous
>>387008
>this is the 10th time today anon has come through the drive-thru (he just wants to hear her voice)
>anon's insides are rapidly turning into a murder drone's as he consumes his 10th solver borger of the day
No.387015
Anonymous
>>387006
My pumpkins!
No.387016
Anonymous
Replies:>>387017
The bank drone won't stop robbing me, but I can't resist it. I don't know how she does it.
No.387017
Anonymous
Image:179011813754.jpg(296kB, 1019x1434)uzi doorman (murder drones) drawn by anonymous_artist - fff150c828804bc92cec841e0610c43e.jpg
>>387016
>((banker)) drone
No.387018
Anonymous
>>386886
> anon is scout tf2
No.387019
Anonymous
>>386971
> DD Masqy
> Barely taller than WD Masqy
No.387020
Anonymous
Replies:>>387023
>>387010
I've been glued to Quake for the past three days.
No.387021
Anonymous
>>387011
Thanks kindly.
No.387022
Anonymous
Image:179011910538.jpg(449kB, 1039x1548)new_hoodie_request.jpg
>>387004
>>387010
Greentexts don't get much traction than arts, but it was fun either way!
No.387023
Anonymous
>>387020
Stuck in the machine dimension looking for drones to HUUH with?
No.387024
Anonymous
Replies:>>387025>>387026
>>387012
why she got a taste for blood
No.387025
Anonymous
>>387024
She doesn't she's having a medical emergency that Anon is misinterpreting horribly.
No.387026
Anonymous
Replies:>>387027
Image:179011957830.png(963kB, 1500x1061)Spoiler image
>>387024
Learned it from dad. Some habits are hard to break...
>inb4 N smells the heady scent of blood
>follows his nose
>finds Keet going to town on anon, drinking deep of his veins
>but he dosen't mind
>he loves doing anything
>and he just needs a little taste...
No.387027
Anonymous
Replies:>>387031
Image:179011978790.jpg(49kB, 750x748)hh0gr53eo4l21[1].jpg
>>387026
>Anon: Good thing I'm indestructible.
No.387028
Anonymous
Replies:>>387029>>387035>>387038
Reminder that air that's safe for humans to breathe is poisonous to Keeter.
No.387029
Anonymous
>>387028
>Akita in your room taking poison damage.
>"Oof, ah, ouch, ow, oof."
No.387030
Anonymous
Replies:>>387041>>387088
Image:179012015107.png(399kB, 1080x1400)Her blood tastes like caramel honey crisp apples.png
>>386957
A sacrifice shes willing to make
No.387031
Anonymous
Replies:>>387033
Image:179012108153.png(358kB, 1050x791)serial designation n (murder drones) drawn by itanon - 734c97949cc2765bc3deacca7151af5c.png
>>387027
>getting sucked off by a man

But anon that's gay
No.387032
Anonymous
>>386815
the dusty what
No.387033
Anonymous
>>387031
It's okay Anon's got a "No Homo" tramp stamp.
No.387034
Anonymous
Replies:>>387051
>EDs are treated as the equivalent of soda cans for murdoids in murdoid slums
>EDs constantly get lost or get repo'd by the VD corporation for not paying the subscription
>murdoids just grab these stray drones and terrify the amalgam of AI cores to make it manifest blood and meat
>it's not common to see a ED chained to a wall or de-limbed in a murder drones home, to be harvested of their regenerating meat and blood whenever the murder drone feels snackish
No.387035
Anonymous
Replies:>>387036>>387037
>>387028
Is that true or is that just Keet believing she can't breathe earthlike air?
No.387036
Anonymous
Image:179012155570.gif(107kB, 480x360)thirsty-spongebob[1].png
>>387035
>Akita after mentioning that drones don't breathe.
No.387037
Anonymous
Replies:>>387059
Image:179012199137.png(2.02MB, 2533x2680)akita doorman (original character) drawn by lilblucat - 9d6632312f543443008fe24909f9b649.png
>>387035
Prpbably a bit of both: on the one hand it's not the atmosphere she was "grown" in(aka the one Uzi's biology adapted to), so she's going to have problems ingesting it naturally. On the OTHER hand mutation comes natural to her anatomy, so there SHOULD be nothing (except maybe lack of knowledge) stopping her from changing her lungs to accept the new air. Probably.
No.387038
Anonymous
Replies:>>387039>>387045
>>387028
>Anon's stuck in a big suit of power armor because its air supply can last a whole month before needing a recharge (though he does it earlier to freshen the air up and keep himself clean)
>Akita rejects his attempts to inform her he's human and hangs out with her "cool prototype warbot friend"
>This generally makes Anon rather uncomfortable, because their friendship is built on lies and they will never get to meet face-to-face
No.387039
Anonymous
Replies:>>387040>>387042
Image:179012276443.jpg(48kB, 736x552)summer V! ✧.jpeg
>>387038
I know absolutely nobody fucking asked but my idea on Simon's suit was that it didn't have oxygen reserves but rather inmensely advanced air filters that would either filter out anything that's not oxygen OR... convert other gases into oxygen? That makes no fucking sense as far as I'm knowledgeable but hey it's 3000 years into the future, which is honestly a giant W from Liam.
>inb4 he purposely made it a huge gap in time to avoid having the Back to the Future syndrome where they have flying cars in... 2015
No.387040
Anonymous
>>387039
My idiot brain got fucked by stupid and forgot to finish the sentence.
It's 3000 years into the future and we have no idea what sort of advancements might come with such a huge leap in time so maybe they'll figure that out at some point idk
No.387041
Anonymous
>>387030
Go Akita! Killl that fucking rabbit!
No.387042
Anonymous
Replies:>>387044
>>387039
>it's 3000 years into the future
No, just 1000 and change.
No.387043
Anonymous
>you can't filter air or convert it to oxygen
>but your DD can
>you're going to be kissing anytime you go outside
No.387044
Anonymous
Image:179012322151.jpg(35kB, 736x736)image14.jpg
>>387042
My idiot brain got EXTRA fucked by stupid and forgot that it was year 3000 and not just 3000 years forward.
No.387045
Anonymous
>>387038
>>Akita rejects his attempts to inform her he's human and hangs out with her "cool prototype warbot friend"
>"Just let me pretend, Anon..."
No.387046
Anonymous
Replies:>>387048
>>386987
why are we praising offsiters?
No.387047
Anonymous
Replies:>>387049>>387050
>>387004
Hey! I tried with the Emily, Lizzy and U-U one
No.387048
Anonymous
>>387046
> he doesn't know
No.387049
Anonymous
>>387047
Missed that. Forgive me.
No.387050
Anonymous
>>387047
I've lost both my drive and any modicum of talent I had for writefagging
No.387051
Anonymous
Replies:>>387053
>>387034
Dark AF, poor EDs
No.387052
Anonymous
Replies:>>387054>>387057
Image:179012547974.png(100kB, 1071x798)sealmon.png
>>387004
I apologize I was absent forgive me please I'm so fuacking sorry sorry i will literally shit myself from how sorry i am i am shittng myself my pants are full of shit right now im so so fucking sorry
No.387053
Anonymous
Replies:>>387055
>>387051
how about a codependent relationship between a leaky Economy Drone and a runt DD?
No.387054
Anonymous
Image:179012572255.png(77kB, 212x199)d82b76ba1f92.png
>>387052
No.387055
Anonymous
Replies:>>387056
>>387053
Sorry but the army needs new recruits, we're turning both into grunts and sending them to fight andromedans
No.387056
Anonymous
>>387055
>we're turning both into grunts
wha– how?
No.387057
Anonymous
>>387052
no one cares sandnigger
No.387058
Anonymous
Replies:>>387060>>387061
Image:179012768261.png(79kB, 372x427)d3c33870229aaeebe2d62c7dfa2c62a4.png
>Fun Evening OC Fact: Like some pre-modern conceptions of werewolves, Negev (post-eldritch meat puberty) has her fur inside her body when she isn't in her wolf form. Her tumby isn't as palpably chumby as her big sister's endocuticle- and vestigial organs-filled tumby, or V's adipose tissue-filled tumby, but it's just as huggable.
No.387059
Anonymous
>>387037
Does this mean she could grow gills if stuck underwater long enough?
No.387060
Anonymous
>>387058
Does this mean I can reach in and pet her?
No.387061
Anonymous
Replies:>>387063>>387066
>>387058
Negev is a werewolf?
No.387062
Anonymous
Replies:>>387064>>387065>>387068
THEY PUT SOLVER IN THE F00KIN BURGOR!? I GO SEE KENTUCKY FRIED MAN
No.387063
Anonymous
>>387061
When she gets low on oil, she blacks out and turns into a Bloodborne-ass wolf monster.
No.387064
Anonymous
>>387062
>Local man goes to Solver Burgor gets shocked when burger contains solver
No.387065
Anonymous
>>387062
JOKE'S ON YOU DUMBASS, THE CHICKEN HAS SOLVER TOO!
No.387066
Anonymous
Replies:>>387067
Image:179012979215.png(595kB, 873x1088)absolute solver and negev (original character) drawn by potatosalad - 3573d927c052f1b0a6ba4e578557a0b1.png
>>387061
>variant: insightful
>mostly just hungry though
No.387067
Anonymous
>>387066
That's not beast Negev, that's Kin of the Great Ones Negev
No.387068
Anonymous
Replies:>>387069
>>387062
The Empress still won't relinquish the KFC secret recipe...
No.387069
Anonymous
>>387068
So it's war...
No.387070
Anonymous
Image:179013273930.jpg(28kB, 401x360)4072413950697.jpg
>>386784
Cool Alice
No.387071
Anonymous
Replies:>>387072
Image:179013301084.png(22kB, 545x860)ac39e7ddb07210c510d762fe46ec5caf.png
Tad
No.387072
Anonymous
Image:179013387340.jpg(48kB, 627x975)1776032176540.jpg
>>387071
Sad
No.387073
Anonymous
Replies:>>387074>>387075>>387128
Image:179013539557.jpg(1.05MB, 2048x1536)laughing robo-whores.jpg
>they see your (fill in the blank)
No.387074
Anonymous
>>387073
Tattoo saying "Vs' property"
No.387075
Anonymous
Replies:>>387082
>>387073
Hot steamy human x drone fanfiction.
No.387076
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:179013657029.mp4(2.37MB / 0:00:25 / h264+aac, 640x458)get eggrolled.mp4
>one day johns smart watch (he found it on a skeleton) gets hacked
No.387077
Anonymous
Replies:>>387079>>387080>>387102
Keeter is smooth! Like a shark!
No.387078
Anonymous
>>387004
I was tiered
No.387079
Anonymous
Replies:>>387086
>>387077
>A Keeter covered in oil or other such lubricant is almost impossible to hold.
No.387080
Anonymous
Replies:>>387081
>>387077
What did Blu say Keeter's official skin texture is like?
No.387081
Anonymous
Replies:>>387084>>387089
>>387080
Like the skin on Uzi's wings and Uzi's tail dineysaur head thing.
No.387082
Anonymous
Replies:>>387103>>387192
Image:179013730546.jpg(80kB, 736x736)@KeepSalo on X.jpg
>>387075
>human(male) x drone(male)
>they're insulted
>prepare to have your homosexuality cured
No.387083
Anonymous
Replies:>>387085
>>387010
In Changeling The Dreaming terms I’m at banality 6 right now. I used to be at 9-10, the lowest I’ve been at is 4.
No.387084
Anonymous
Replies:>>387087
Image:179013786793.png(1.84MB, 962x1572)Screenshot 2026-09-22 232822.png
>>387081
>gross and soggy
>decrepit and wrinkly
>muscled (based on actions) and uneven(based on appearance)

Keet looks, feels, and generally is utterly disgusting. Thankfully she's a monstergirl in the Vickersverse so reality itself conspires to make her look only slightly below average.
No.387085
Anonymous
Replies:>>387091
>>387083
>OWD Changeling player

oldest fag I've ever seen. honestly thought that line never got played period
No.387086
Anonymous
Replies:>>387092
>>387079
>"Alright Akita time to get out," N says, leaning down to grab Akita, towel in hand.
>"Fiiiiine..." Akita holds her arms out as N bends over.
>"Whoop!" N fumbles as Akita shoots from his grip like a bar of wet soap. "Woah! Oop! Ah!" N continues to grab, then fumble Akita as she giggles mid air.
>This goes on for about 15 minutes before Uzi solver snatches her.
No.387087
Anonymous
Replies:>>387093
Image:179013815680.png(52kB, 965x666)177836521739.png
>>387084
>Keet looks, feels, and generally is utterly disgusting
Rude.
No.387088
Anonymous
>>387030
Kek.
No.387089
Anonymous
>>387081
Bat skin + play-doh?
No.387090
Anonymous
Replies:>>387099
>tell my Economy drone to do something simple, draw me a picture of a dog
>she happily picks up a paper and pencil, says drawing is one of her favorite hobbies
>she puts the pencil to paper and
> she pauses
>she stares at the paper for some time tapping her hand on the desk anxiously
>it takes her some time but she draws three disconnected circles
>presents it to anon “ dog!” She exclaims eagerly waiting approval
How do you respond
No.387091
Anonymous
Replies:>>387095
>>387085
Ha no, I’m just slightly obsessed in old wod books. For example I’ve read the Syndicate book and there’s nothing good about that convention they don’t have any redeeming qualities and the only good people that are part of it are a few of the interns basically.
No.387092
Anonymous
Replies:>>387104
Image:179013843330.png(28kB, 512x278)akita doorman (original character and 1 more) drawn by lilblucat - e0af2f78b358701d8a9cdf8b76c7e768.png
>>387086
>Solver snatches

can't, Keet's a Solver too. At least not directly...

>inb4 Uzi burritoing Keet in the shower curtain
>floating her out while she slips around the inside
>tumble drying her Kreature(aka spinning her really fast)
>traumatizing the Akiter(accident!)
>giving Keet a lifelong fear of curtains
No.387093
Anonymous
Replies:>>387094
>>387087
Would a better diet improve her skin texture?
No.387094
Anonymous
Replies:>>387096
>>387093
Uzi is living off the Absolute Solver's accumulated mass reserves and her eldritch meat is still decrepit and soggy, so probably not.
No.387095
Anonymous
Replies:>>387108
>>387091
>Syndicate

they're money managers in a White Wolf book, if they have a "redeeming quality" that means the editors failed to catch it on the way out the door.

Coincidentally their absolute evil ALSO means they get to be the one tradition that's 100% competent. Given they fight + provide logistics against the Euthanatos, Verbena, Nephandi, Marauders, AND whatever other bullshit is canon to your current chronicle I can forgive them being a little callous.
No.387096
Anonymous
Image:179013942600.png(1.05MB, 2590x1560)Screenshot 2026-09-22 235635.png
>>387094
Cyn's meat looked pretty fresh... maybe Akita just needs a little planet eating?

>tfw feeding (you)r keeter spare moons
>keeps her skin glossy fresh
>keeps her wings shiny bright
>keeps her energized
>keeps her *excited*
>keeps her itching to burn off some of that energy with (you)...
No.387097
Anonymous
Replies:>>387098>>387161
>>387004
Let me explain how I go about writing a greentext:
>Be me
>Read the thread
>Stumble upon a fun post
>*Urge to write triggered*
>Open up the word and pour out your soul
>Line by line
>The flow of text is steady, you’re focused as hell
>You don’t have a specific plan, you just write what you feel
>Every now and then, you check to make sure the narrative doesn't devolve into weird crap
>It’s all good, hardly any mistakes
>Nigga, you’re actually learning
>You decide to put it aside for later — let it marinate or something
>Come back
>Read it
>*Death by bueno*
>Swear to Jesus, Allah, Buddha, Krishna, Stalin, and every divine dude you know that you’ll never write another line in your fucking life
>Repeat in a week
No.387098
Anonymous
Replies:>>387157>>387161
>>387097
Anon we're anonymous in a deep fandom general for a show that is likely dead and has been for more than a year. If there was any time, any at all, to be bueno and see how its received, now is it.
No.387099
Anonymous
Replies:>>387101
>>387090
>tell her she did it incorrectly
>she apologizes and tries to re do it
>tears well up in her eyes as her drawing hand shakes
>she draws a little triangle connected to a circles
>again I tell her
>she tries again, actually finishes the picture
>god dammit that’s a cat, you stupid economy drone
No.387100
Anonymous
Replies:>>387107
Anyone playing minecraft drones?
https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/disassembly-required/gallery
No.387101
Anonymous
Image:179014015898.png(308kB, 1380x1370)Screenshot 2026-09-23 000750.png
>>387099
>unfortunately "dog" is JCJenon intellectual property (purchased as part of their "dog planet" marketing campaign)
>as she is no longer a JCJenson product, using their IP is verboten
>tfw your Econ Drone claims she "used to be good" and "doesn't understand" as she hands you another shitty cat
No.387102
Anonymous
>>387077
just don't pet her in the wrong direction
No.387103
Anonymous
Replies:>>387192
>>387082
read that as 'cursed'
No.387104
Anonymous
>>387092
Worm.
No.387105
Anonymous
Replies:>>387106
>the economy drone upset at its lack of artistic skills spends every waking moment not doing assigned chores studying art
>she is so far been able to draw a somewhat passable circle
>she has yet been able to draw a dog
>she has drawn over 700 cats
No.387106
Anonymous
>>387105
>You put every single one on the fridge, which has since become buried under the cat tide.
>You're getting pretty hungry but when you go to take one of the pictures down you swear you can hear the Econ Drone's heart getting ready to break.
No.387107
Anonymous
Image:179014097522.png(1.30MB, 912x1275)Screenshot 2026-09-23 002240.png
>>387100
>drone mod this in depth
>custom dialogue for DDs
>DD Alice

well shit now I do. Just need me a Copper-9 map/worldgen and I'm set
No.387108
Anonymous
Replies:>>387110
>>387095
The thing is its that they’re not that competent. They can’t do anything without taking something from someone else because they think the world is a zero sum game. They control the other conventions by keeping them down, they try to trap people in dept, they created the special projects division, they have a fromor mage and bunch of fromori freaks as a security force, they don’t create anything new at most their hypertech is just improved sleeper tech, they are also big organised crime on top of being big business. If they weren’t so concerned with expanding their own power at the cost of their allies they could do more.
No.387109
Anonymous
Replies:>>387111>>387112
>Your Economy drone has done it
>Real genuine progress, a picture of a dog is almost done.
>sure it isn’t perfect, maybe not even good, but it’s passable!
>Anon is going to be so pleased
>all it took was 1400 cat pictures
>what the ED doesn’t know is that forgot to set up auto pay on his subscription
>and it’s going to fail to renew in 20 seconds
>the last thing she sees is her shaky hand finishing the tail of her dog picture
No.387110
Anonymous
Replies:>>387129
>>387108
They're working in a belief-based setting anon: not believing "zero sum" would just turn them all into Marauders.

>they don't make new hypertech

Because the whole POINT of the tradition is turning hypertech->sleeper tech: that just means they're good at their jobs

>"by keeping them down"

Maybe I'm misremembering, but weren't they just in charge of funding everyone? Can't exactly call it "beating them down" when you're top dog by default(power of the purse)

>special projects division

Ok I'll give you that one. But the rest of the Technocracy fucked up much harder with much lesser forces than the capital W Wyrm of fuck-your-consensus breathing down their neck(Threat Null)
No.387111
Anonymous
Replies:>>387113
>>387109
>Anon rushes to pay
>it's too late
"Hello subscriber! Welcome to renting your handy household Economy Drone!"
>Drone got hard reset
>personality matrix erased
>now scribbles and memories are all he has left
>those, of course, and one other thing
>a curious new Economy Drone
>one that wonders why her owner seems so sad all the time...
No.387112
Anonymous
Image:179014254797.png(244kB, 581x653)teli (original character) drawn by ja-sin - ab902e5e00c1a275b2db67a01d2222d4.png
>>387109
The origin story behind Solver cultists I assume: I'd sure as hell burn the universe down for that shit
No.387113
Anonymous
Replies:>>387114
>>387111
>A part of her is still alive
>Deep in that seed of dormant flesh within she yet lives
>If she has to, she will take back control from the new consciousness piloting her body
No.387114
Anonymous
>>387113
>One day, anon goes to the kitchen. A nice bowl of cereal is already prepared for him.
>Anon finds it hard to eat after losing his precious EDs drones original personality.
>He tried contacting VD customer service but there was nothing they were willing to do.
>sigh, this cereal could use more milk. The EDs always forget to put a little more milk in
>anon goes to the fridge, the one whose hundreds of cat drawings adorn its metal frame
>anon nearly drops his cereal
>at the forefront of all the cat drawings, is a single lone crudely drawn picture of a dog.
No.387115
Anonymous
Replies:>>387117
Reminds me of the JCJenson website that lets you customize a worker drone. It's a live feed, and if you don't purchase her, they kill her on video.
No.387116
Anonymous
Replies:>>387118
My economy drone just sits around all day on the couch smoking vapes and watching TV… I tried telling her to clean the dishes and she threw a bottle at me. I wanted to cancel my subscription but she auto renewed it and paid up front with my credit card… I don’t know what to do
No.387117
Anonymous
>>387115
>be me, Anarchanon
>want Power to the People
>but how to hurt the hyperconglomerates
...
>funpost of basketweaving forums!
>stand as Mecha-Stalin's stongest soldier, funposting for years
>hear one day that JCJenson just... burns its products if you don't follow through with the checkout
...
>that's a much better plan

Thanks anon. I'm gonna automate a script for mass product destruction.
No.387118
Anonymous
Replies:>>387119>>387146
Image:179014332538.png(535kB, 670x454)anon (original character) drawn by anonymous_artist - e365fd832cd9b15417ab74f2bb6e3d06.png
>>387116
Have you considered magnets?
No.387119
Anonymous
Replies:>>387122
>>387118
Anon, my economy drone is doing magnets habitually…
No.387120
Anonymous
Replies:>>387121
Need cute DD girl who takes one look at me and plunges her claws into my chest, shredding my heart apart and flicking the blood off with mild disgust as she watches me die.
No.387121
Anonymous
Replies:>>387127
>>387120
>Eno experienced this nearly word-for-word during the final battle on Trappist-E
No.387122
Anonymous
Replies:>>387123
>>387119
I mean BIG magnets anon, overdose magnets...
>inb4 anon succedes
>unfortunately the magnetism required was sufficient to nuke every hard drive in the house
>and the Econ Drone's just unconcious
>such is life...
No.387123
Anonymous
>>387122
>Economy Drone wakes up from her magnet coma
>she walks up to you
>”dude that was a great high”
>”maybe you’re not such a fag afterall anon”
No.387124
Anonymous
Image:179014556356.png(165kB, 1254x1254)Untitled643_20260923063909.png
No.387125
Anonymous
Drones animation
HALFWAY DONE! | Update for MURDER DRONES: INSECURITY!youtube thumb
No.387126
Anonymous
Most friendly interaction between JCJ and the Von Dronius Corporation
Whitest Kids U' Know: Sniper Businessyoutube thumb
No.387127
Anonymous
>>387121
If only we could all be so lucky.
No.387128
Anonymous
>>387073
PENIS (YET THEY DO NOT OF KNOW I A M A GROWER)
No.387129
Anonymous
>>387110
I hope the formatting isn’t fucked

>They're working in a belief-based setting anon: not believing "zero sum" would just turn them all into Marauders.

No it wouldn’t, ignoring the fact that mages with the reality is a dream or a simulation paradigm can create something out of nothing. The Syndicate are unique in that they can subscribe to the idea that they are creating added value through enlightened procedures. They can take raw resources and convert them into superior products or increase the value of a company through proper management but they don’t


>Because the whole POINT of the tradition is turning hypertech->sleeper tech: that just means they're good at their jobs

The issue is its that they’re too stagnant and they along with the nwo have made it harder to implement hypertech into consensus. This results in the whole union being unable to adapt enough in the face on external change.

> Maybe I'm misremembering, but weren't they just in charge of funding everyone? Can't exactly call it "beating them down" when you're top dog by default(power of the purse)

From the book

Our Unionist
Colleagues
Although the Technocracy dedicates itself to reaching the perfect scientific paradigm for the Masses, our coleagues within the Union often stand at cross-purposes.
The politicking that goes on within most Symposiums sends each of the five Conventions off in as many different
directions. This is obviously inefficient. Sadly, this myopia wraps our Union into knots. It falls to us to set things right.
Our colleagues are not worthless. Each group commands vast resources and a dedicated Technocratic staff. By
allocating (or refusing to allocate) funds for the other Conventions, we can influence the direction they go. Like
a carrot on a stick, our Disbursements lead the proverbial horse down the track to our desired end. However, it is helpful to know which directions the horse will turn its head - and which methods will bring it back in line.

They essentially own the progenitors because the progenitors rely too much on external finance. They fund iteration X to accelerate their technological progress to push them away from consensus and to scare the masses into not trusting technology. They can’t do much to the Void Engineers because their holdings are outside consensus so they try to break bribe or buy key operatives to try to control them. They are quite powerless against the NWO and they have to delude themselves into believing that if they make information valueless they can lessen the hold of the NWO.


Ok I'll give you that one. But the rest of the Technocracy fucked up much harder with much lesser forces than the capital W Wyrm of fuck-your-consensus breathing down their neck(Threat Null)

Thread Null is being dealt with by the Void Emgineers alone basically. The syndicate funded the construction of sea bases to house convention members who couldn’t exist in consensus so they can pull through when they are needed but the conventions would be better off if they self funded their ventures. The syndicate is an unnecessary middle man, and should be disbanded for the long term good of the union.
No.387130
Anonymous
Replies:>>387134
Image:179014754156.png(50kB, 397x311){5527A518-8EC3-4CDC-A634-019F20DD6896}.png
is this the first time anyone has gotten this keeter variant while browsing the booru
No.387131
Anonymous
Replies:>>387132
she primal my utility till I ascension
No.387132
Anonymous
Replies:>>387133
>>387131
Sorry old man but even the thread shitter is better at distraction.
No.387133
Anonymous
Replies:>>387137>>387141
>>387132
We’re putting you in debt slavery TOMORROW
No.387134
Anonymous
Replies:>>387145
>>387130
What happened?
No.387135
Anonymous
Getting crossfaded on magnets and battery acid.
No.387136
Anonymous
>>386976
Or give her a funeral that only Thad shows up to.
No.387137
Anonymous
Replies:>>387138
Image:179014829139.jpg(61kB, 1400x700)vegeta cry.jpg
>>387133
PLEASE NO
I CAN'T BE CONDEMNED TO A LIFE OF SLAVERY AND BONDAGE
No.387138
Anonymous
Replies:>>387140
>>387137
Who’s the Bejita of /MD/?
No.387139
Anonymous
How to refurbish an economy drone. In 10 Easy steps
>Step 1 Salvage WD disposal sites for old parts
>Step 2 Organize your WD parts by age and wear
>Step 3 Format any memory imprints from the salavaged WD parts
>Step 4 Get a lot of oil and some medical supplies, be prepared to lose a lot of blood and get some soda to help you replenish your blood
>Step 5 Get your tools, your intuition and begin disassembling your ED
>Step 5.05 Power your ED’s core from e separate power source and block it communications with VD hq
>Step 5.1 disconnect your ED’s core from its body
>Step 6 Recognize what parts of your ED are vital and what parts aren’t
>Step 7 Administer partial anesthetics to your ED and begin to cut away any uncontrolled mutations
>Step 8 Try the various parts you’ve salvaged until you find some that your ED can use
>Step 8.1 Flash the unity.iso file to its core
>Step 9 Seal the fleshy bits and reattach the ED’s parts
>Step 10 You now have a ED that is not reliant of VD’s subscription service.
>Step 10.1 FEED your ED oil until it no longer drinks oil
>Step 10.2 Willingly offer your blood to your ED
>Step 10.3 Profit
No.387140
Anonymous
Image:179014890969.png(124kB, 670x633)39964eb9150a7bfb54d0d11815806c2b.png
>>387138
>Who who
>Said The owl.
>Another who ?
>It’s me.
>No it's me
>I’m everyone.
>Everyone is me.
>There is no escape.
>I am the anon.
No.387141
Anonymous
>>387133
The future isn't real there is only the present. Tomorrow however is someone's name somewhere.
No.387142
Anonymous
Replies:>>387143>>387144
What if drones weren't real?
No.387143
Anonymous
>>387142
Don't even joke about that.
No.387144
Anonymous
>>387142
How can drones be real if our eyes aren't real.
No.387145
Anonymous
>>387134
anon got caught
No.387146
Anonymous
>>387118
fuckin' magnets
how do they work
No.387147
Anonymous
Replies:>>387151
The V stands for virgin.
No.387151
Anonymous
Replies:>>387152
>>387147
V stands for VIOLATED
No.387152
Anonymous
Image:179015361255.jpg(45kB, 736x856)c4ac26bb80c9759dbc3fdbc81285ea24.jpg
>>387151
>both are true
>self repairing robohymens are a wonder
No.387155
Anonymous
>Be an 80s drone type.
>Officially called Cassette-Class/Analog Units.
>Built by JCJenson back when humans who still feel nostalgic for cassettes and retro era
>Chunky rounded chassis to put tapes.
>You can physically insert tapes and play them.
>Each tape act as their own cores and will affect their personality.
>Some of them have boombox handles, built in roller-skate wheels.
>Still need oil like the rest.
>JCJenson is not responsible for any haunted tapes inserted into Cassette-Class units.
>Original personality is pure 80s.
>Talks in tinny upbeat voices.
>Drop random synthwave soundbites mid-sentence or autotune voices.
>Form little bands and arcade crews.
>Treat the apocalypse like the world’s longest party cuz they have no higher brain functions.
>The easiest prey for DD.
>Solver has a harder time fully affecting them cuz old tech.
>The analog units just glitch around digital eldritch bullshit.
>We’re outdated, loud, colorful and somehow still here.
>"We’re making mixtapes."
>"Humanity died?"
>"Cool. New party venue."
No.387156
Anonymous
Replies:>>387158>>387159>>387160
Image:179015529052.png(296kB, 836x831)CherryLova.png
If Dubs is the boywife and Cherry is the girlhusband who is Masqy?
No.387157
Anonymous
>>387098
I’m writing primarily for myself, and I want the green to be at least decent, first and foremost for my own standards.
No.387158
Anonymous
>>387156
Masqy
No.387159
Anonymous
>>387156
Their 30 year old daughter.
No.387160
Anonymous
>>387156
Fubs is the landlord, Cherry is the hag, Masqy is the porn actress.
No.387161
Anonymous
Image:179015913009.jpg(90kB, 1024x979)1748033721422627m.jpg
>>387097
>>387098
No.387162
Anonymous
This place is great. Dones are great, I like being here.
No.387163
Anonymous
Image:179016077402.jpg(110kB, 1024x714)1763562821682998.jpg
>Dones
Retard.
No.387164
Anonymous
Replies:>>387165
Image:179016084599.png(8.36MB, 2388x1668)Hyperdronea.png
My drones. My board. My /MD/....
No.387165
Anonymous
Image:179016130282.jpg(32kB, 334x287)My store.jpg
>>387164
CLEAN UP
THREAD NUMBER 6
No.387166
Anonymous
Replies:>>387167>>387168
What are some of the best greentexts made?
I could use some inspiration
No.387167
Anonymous
Image:179016269773.png(1.25MB, 3288x6145)bloodplay2.png
>>387166
No.387168
Anonymous
>>387166
https://dronebooru.co/posts/2487?q=elf
The elf green
No.387169
Anonymous
tricking oogies into crawling into a cannoli...
No.387170
Anonymous
Image:179016450425.jpg(284kB, 2048x1966)Jlesbo.jfif
Tricking Oogies to mlem with Joblins to create Joogies
No.387171
Anonymous
What's an oogie?
No.387172
Anonymous
Replies:>>387173>>387174>>387178
Image:179016462670.jpg(745kB, 1071x1528)177260914935.jpg
Who?
No.387173
Anonymous
Replies:>>387174
>>387172
Drone tax evaders
No.387174
Anonymous
Replies:>>387176
Image:179016480094.png(81kB, 533x370)27b2e980110e6595a67fd1b1e17399f0.png
>>387172
>>387173
No.387175
Anonymous
Thank god I never delivered on my drone taxes.
No.387176
Anonymous
Replies:>>387177
>>387174
after the investigation was re-opened, excessive corru posting was added to the charges
Avre anon was also sentenced to community service
No.387177
Anonymous
>>387176
>community service
Public use by drones?
No.387178
Anonymous
Replies:>>387179
Image:179016536460.png(1.63MB, 1050x1498)Untitled644_20260923120846.png
>>387172
No.387179
Anonymous
Replies:>>387181
Image:179016569277.jpg(127kB, 850x1100)Lickberry.jpg
>>387178
You can find her in the drone on human sexo chamber
No.387180
Anonymous
It insists upon itself.
No.387181
Anonymous
Image:179016615946.gif(2.87MB, 360x270)Spoiler image
>>387179
>Anon was found dead.
>With a bunch of new undefined diseases,fungal growth and swollen cock.
>And a bunch of other traumatized drone oc's who developed fragariaphobia.
No.387182
Anonymous
Replies:>>387183>>387184
joblin slayer
No.387183
Anonymous
Image:179016798015.png(2.48MB, 3888x5438)WifeJ.png
>>387182
J layer!
No.387184
Anonymous
>>387182
*joblins layer
it's what lucky anons fall asleep under every night
No.387186
Anonymous
Replies:>>387187>>387189>>387190
Oh no! The drone splicing facility has made an oopise! And you've been selected to help with the disposal of said oopise. Do you want a V+J Hybrid or a N+J Hybrid drone? Both have a 60/40 make up of V/N and J
No.387187
Anonymous
Replies:>>387188
>>387186
Dispose how?
No.387188
Anonymous
Replies:>>387189
>>387187
By making you their owner/spouse and making the drone your problem
No.387189
Anonymous
>>387186
>>387188
In that case, VJ
No.387190
Anonymous
Replies:>>387191
>>387186
are we talking dragonball fusion dance style mashups or teleporter accident abominations?
No.387191
Anonymous
>>387190
Trying to replicate the former with creative new ways of meshing neural networks, the result is technically only an abomination on the soul level with a normal body and 70% stable psyche 50% of the time
No.387192
Anonymous
Replies:>>387193
>>387082
>>387103
>"Oh hi ano- What the fuck is that."
>"Omigod anon, are you gay?"
>"Fucking why? He hasn't even had a real drone yet."
>Her eyes sparkle with an idea as a smug grin spreads on her face.
>"Hey. If you like BOY drones so bad, then *this* won't fix you."
>Suddenly they restrain you, your human limbs against the strength of 3 robots.
>Your body scrapes along the metal floor
>It's fortunate enough you're wearing some semblance of human clothes as they truck you down the hallway.
>You pass each one of their rooms.
>You pass Thad's (you share a brief wave through the window, thad smiles.)
>You pass a long ass period of time in an empty hallway.
>they drag you right up to N's room, Do Not Disturb sign attached.
>and they open it, and then you see...
>horror.mpeg
>You literally only make greentexts about worker drones for a reason
>"Oh Lizzy, Hiii!! Hey, is that the new huma-"
>and then they just shove you down on N's dick holy shit
>it's like, metallic and worms around inside you.
>nevermind the fact IT'S TOO FUCKING BIG
>as for N, he's too shocked to react
>you try to scream, yourself- but she stops you with her idea of a kiss
>she's shoving her entire wet rubbery tongue down your throat with her terrible fucking grin.
>"Woah, still like male drones, anon?"
>but she gently gets off you, anticipating what happens next
>she's still giggling.
>It's too much for N, suddenly he grabs you too and starts thrusting, apologetically
>"ohhhfuck, i'msorryi'msorryi'msorryohfucki'msorry-"
>his eyes completely closed on his visor the whole time
>Eventually he shudders and shoots nanite semen for making drone babies in your fleshy, plump, human ass.
>You feel a jolt of electricity as your head jerks up and you're forced to cum as well.
>She and the team are just chuckling, but you can see the heat on their faces.
>they're waiting their turn like you're not exhausted and don't hate their living guts wait do drones have guts, you briefly think before passing out.
>You wake up in the infirmary, and catch a quick "call me" with your blurry eyes as they rush out the door.
>In the end it backfired though, you're like totally addicted to drone cock now and also you're scared of women.
>and to some extent murder drones now
>and so you spend every day waiting at N's door, a part of you failing to repress your thoughts of what could happen when you decide to stop.
>it's not really on your mind though
>later on the squad gets bored and still fuck you regularly.
>for one, they're way stronger
>and N basically waves you off to them when he's done with you, with the most dumb fucking idiot expression on his face
>shit, nothing you can do about that i guess
No.387193
Anonymous
Replies:>>387194
Image:179017421497.png(201kB, 519x534)TelididnotConsenttoCuckoldry.png
>>387192
>Human bottom
>Human penetrated by drone
The only way to make human on drone homosexual wtf
No.387194
Anonymous
Replies:>>387195
Image:179017469884.png(311kB, 1000x1300)Big Top Drones.png
>>387193
Anon, it would have been gay either way if you were having sex with a male drone. No amount of Ancient Greek "nuh-uh, I topped!" is going to save you from the fact you are categorically homosexual.

Plus you'd be the bottom bitch in every scenario. Don't kid yourself.
No.387195
Anonymous
Replies:>>387196>>387198
>>387194
Nuh uh! Even without the Roman truth of "Only the receiver is a fag", drone assholes are an adapter and meant to be penetrated ergo the Drussy is fine. Second NO I FUCKING WOULDN'T! Drones are created to be bottoms
No.387196
Anonymous
>>387195
Don’t bother, that guy is a yuritroon.
No.387197
Anonymous
Replies:>>387199
Which /md/ character would fit/parody each classic slasher movies?
No.387198
Anonymous
Replies:>>387200
>>387195
Drone pussy is meant to be penetrated, anon. Not fascimiles of shit holes. And yes you would. You would literally fold to a worker drone.
No.387199
Anonymous
>>387197
Which snackalack would chew havisnact to snack that up?
No.387200
Anonymous
Replies:>>387201
Image:179017567521.jpg(32kB, 959x650)Anon.jpg
>>387198
I'm not a bottom! I'M NOT A BOTTOM!
No.387201
Anonymous
Image:179017582694.jpg(44kB, 388x440)I do not believe you.jpg
>>387200
No.387202
Anonymous
Replies:>>387203
You think Darren sits in the cuck chair while N pumps Rebecca's womb full of Disassembly Drone babies?
No.387203
Anonymous
>>387202
All wait their turn on the Anon
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