/md/ - Murder Drones

>>372206
Baller

Today is Monday, which means that S gets to lick a graham cracker.

It is her favorite activity.

How do you add new pages to the wiki?

>>372214
we lost that ability when tomoe was exiled

>>372215
How do you use the separate wiki?

>>372214
Like the wiki wiki or the wiki on the booru because if you mean the first you can just type an url for a page that doesn't exist for example : https://wiki.dronebooru.co/wiki/Serial_Designation_M Also the OP has had the link to the wiki wrong for a few threads now

>>372214
On the Main Page there is a search bar to create a page. If you search up a page that doesn't exist, you can click on what you wrote, it is a clickable red text to create it.

>>372216
You'll have to learn how to edit a wiki... it's not that hard once you get a hang of it. Here is the page of CH by Smileanon (Who did an excellent job) press edit and look around the page to see how things work, E also has an excellent page from which you may gain some insight. Also not sure if it's still the case but you should try to link images from the booru instead of uploading to save on server space

https://wiki.dronebooru.co/wiki/Serial_Designation_CH

>>372206
Awful OP
>>372213
Maybe we should graduate S from graham crackers to the oil bowl.

The budget drone store is full of labor bot frames put into worker drone chassis's don't get scammed

>>372221
Because of the broken link? Or is it because of Berry?

>>372222
literally just stake out a rich neighborhood and wait for somebody to kick a drone to the curb. boom, free drone.

>>372224
>He didn't rob the local manufacturing depot and steal 6000 drones as well.

>>372224
Yes, and everybody should go drone rescuing at least once a week to make sure all drones have good homes (Remember to bring a gun to shoot and hopefully kill any scavs who want to harvest the poor drones for parts to pawn off)

>>372226
Based!

>>372206
Yandere Strawberry part 1:
[CALLBACK_PING]
...
[CALLBACK_PING]
...
>The wave of the scanner courses through the town's ruins, washing the dishevelled wrecks in its reddish strawberry light.
>Nothing but the choked, dry howling of the planet’s noxious winds worming between the concrete monoliths, caressing the blighted fields, blowing the ashen remnants of the wilted crops off into the horizon.
>It hurts with each breath.
>Singing your throat in stinging pestilence. The spores ridding it cling to your throat, trying to gain hold of your nervous system. They cling onto your synapses, dig into your neurons, but end up shrivelled and dead into your lungs.
>Your brain is aching to repel their assault. You're still sound of mind, though.
>Your coughs drool splatters of blood onto the concrete. Just like hers.
>The planet’s core pulsates. She feels a kinship.
[CALLBACK_PING]
...
[CALLBACK_PING]
...
[CALLBACK_PING]
...
>You descend underground. Deep below the urban husks, following the withering sprouts. You’re not even sure what you’re looking for yourself.
>Safety? Answers? A cure?
>Are you just following that ping like a siren’s lullaby?
>Or are you just after that delicious, sweet smell?
>It’s like strawberries.
[CALLBACK_PING]
...
[CALLBACK_PING]
...
[CALLBACK_PING]
...
>It’s hard to say how much time passes. It’s hard to count the heartbeats when they’re resonating so relentlessly from each tumor in the wall.
>A few hundred paces in, you meet the first thinking beings.
>“Why hello sir! Beautiful day we’re having, isn’t it?”
>They’re not thinking right. They’re not seeing what you see.
>“Dear, you seem parched. May I offer you a nice lemonade?”
>They ask gingerly, while holding a cup of rotting venom at you.
>The bodies of the humans are bloated, malformed. Webbed in oozing canker that digs into their brain.
>The drones aren’t safe either. Mold comes out of their joints.
>Their visors are glitching out. A hexagonal symbol with three arrows flashes in and off their eyes, while they laugh along the others, sitting on car-sized pustules and calling them a comfortable couch.
[CALLBACK_PING]
...
[CALLBACK_PING]
...
>You fasten your steps. This place isn’t right. Deeper into the tunnels, where the smell is strongest.
>There’s method to the growths here. Like a civilization.
>Giant rotten berry
>Giant rotten berry-like structures hang from the walls. They’ve welded windows and doors in them.
>They go in, and tuck themselves into grotesque pods like carnivorous plants to sleep.
>They work on plowing the flesh-like ground for the thick, vein-like roots that course through its pestilent soil, calling them ripened vegetables, thankful for a bountiful harvest.
>Deeper in, the voice gets louder. Like it’s coming right from inside your brain.
[CALLBACK_PING]
...
...
...
“[Head_tilt]”
“[Curious_smile]”
“And who might you B//BE?”
>Its distorted words echo all around you. Broken, dissonant. Yet sweet in their modular tone.
“IT HAS been a while since some//one like you was here.”
“I see inside you. The spores.”
“My children.”
“The ones I protect.”
“For whom I built this HEAVEN.”
“The_humans. Like You.”
“The_drones. Like Me.”
“The_friends. Like us.”
“BEST FRIENDS”
“[Playful_smile]”
>The voices come from the drones. As you walk past, they stop what they’re doing.
>The eyes on their visors are replaced by .gifs of a sparkling strawberry, intermitting with the arrowed hieroglyph you saw before.
>The words ‘BEST FRIENDS <3’ flash in and out of the berry.
>And they speak with that feminine voice. Beckoning you closer.
“Do you want to be best_friends”
“question mark”
>When you walk past, they snap back to reality. Unaware anything even happened.
>Nobody around beats an eye. They might as well not exist.
>Anything around you might as well not exist.
>Only you, and the voice.
>And that smell of strawberries.
[CALLBACK_PING]
...
[CALLBACK_PING]
...
“Intriguing.”
“It does not work on you.”
“are you special”
“question mark”
“Are you”
“UNIQUE”
....
“[Amused_giggle]”
>You come to a small garden in the middle of the town.
>It’s different from the rest. It’s a small field, but the others aren’t tending to it.
>Flowers blossom in a pile in the middle. Like a memorial.
“This is where I DIED”
“I_do_not remember how.”
>The flowers separate, moved by an unseen force.
>Underneath, a deep, gaping throat-like maw, with teeth lining along its walls, opens.
>You find yourself compelled to step deeper in.
“COME TO ME”
To be continued...
1/?

>>372234
Is this all in the keeter .blend file?

>>372237
Berryboy, no one likes that thing but you.

>>372238
doesn't even have a 3d model, what a cuck of a berry

>>372238
Their loss, then. They'll end up missing out on some genuinely decent stuff like for example: >>372232

>>372240
Yay

>>372243
Where Iota and Sasha

Can i start sexualizing men now

>>372248
If the men are human then post proof of two X chromosomes first (Women don't exist so this is impossible). If drone men then go right ahead king but they have to wear skirts

>>372249
Listen I already put most of the alphabet into that post, I'm pretty sure we have enough OC's to hit the symbol limit of a post

>>372247
Not their fault the chef decided fermentation was the most exotic thing. They normally also eat basic stuff so the chef was kept close to home.

What is up with people portraying manor V J N with blue colored visors? Aren't them always white?

I did however come up with a little in-canon explanation:
>James specifically orders his drones to be delivered with blue colored visors.
>V J and N break down and are disposed of.
>Tessa scavenges them from the dump, restoring them to their default factory system.
>Which includes their visor hue, which is white by default.

>>372258
Offsiter slop.

>>372256
Unfunny Simon humor.

>>372257
only one faggot does this and it's a xitte rper

>>372260
Hysterical Simonchad literature

>>372264
I thought they technically had white eyes and the yellow hue comes from the show using some sort of a sepia filter that changes the color?

>>372243
>I have no taste but I do love drones.

>>372248
No. Go back your cave.

Drone FAGGOTS keep KISSING me against MY will!!!!!

Mutants are stone cold thralls of a higher power or their own hunger but would crumble to anons advanced for its the first bit of kindness they ever received. That or a Tina sandwich

>>372271
you boutta get some dumbfuck absorbed thinking he can win a mutie waifu with a reuben

>>372271
>Tina sandwich

>>372272
A Monte Cristo can do it.

>>372273
Yes, we turn tina belcher into a sandwich.

Cyn eats mango
https://x.com/Nefrace/status/2081677708715520343

>>372272
I wonder how a mutie GF could actually work, there are reasonable arguments for DDs and SDs, worker drones are sluts, what about zombie drones like Envy and Mutants like a million OCs

>>372281
Terribly boring.

>>372280
When Glitch was still selling through Juniper Creates, every plush came with a little card. They stopped doing this after switching to their own store for some reason. I only have Crowzi's card, but every plush before the switch had its own unique card

>>372281
Can be good, it usually isn't, but can be.

By that i mean too many yurifags make it REALLY WEIRD, like giving them homestuck tentacle cocks.

>>372281
Peak ficition

>>372281
>pocketsteaks.jpeg

>>372281
Should only be between friends.

>>372281
Uzi, you don't need to pretend she's touching anything. You all know drones don't have anything there.

>>372287
>anons believe Yuri is a way of cucking them
Lmao, it’s like gachafags who scream when one of their on screen jpegs have a boyfriend and try to kill the dev over being “cucked”

Molli blew her circuits out on stream and another Molli came from off screen and just pushed the dead Molli out of the chair and took her place
She didn't even acknowledge what happened

>>372281
Hot by the "two cakes" principle but its lost any and all taboo and exoticism.
Seems like about one in three millennials and onward are some kind of metrosexual faggot and zoomers all have fifty genders now, so two women being gay at eachother is comparatively only one step away from mundane normality now.
Suffers from overexposure basically.

>>372295
Imagine needing taboo and exoticism.

>>372296
>lesbians don't truly exist and are instead glorified bisexuals
Rapehon talons wrote this post.

>>372293
I mean, if they built the game with an implied relationship between player and character and then switched track suddenly, of course they would be confused and angry.

Also, i believe you are referring to the "girls frontline" incident, which the first game had a marriage system, as in you pay real world money for special wedding skin and they have excluaive voice lines. It made the player feel special.

Every female OC, drone or otherwise, is Yuri. Every canon female is yuri with evidence for Tessa and J, V and J, Doll and V, V and Lizzy, etc. the only straight female is Uzi and is treated by a freak for society for it.

Even if your drone GF would be much happier with a female anon

>>372300
Nori and Khan.

>>372298
There's more lesbians that are into men than fags who are into women.

>>372301
Nori is reviled and hated by zombie drone society and supreme lesbian Alice, like her daughter.

Khan is trans? I didn’t know

>>372300
top kek anon. Uzi is LITERALLY the one bisexual token character.

>>372297
I never said I needed it, just that it used to be there and now isn't because of the massive pushing of public metrosexuality/homosexuality and other niche sexual preferences.
What used to be spicier and more interesting to fantasize about because it was socially frowned upon and rare is now more bland because its socially encouraged and constantly in your face at every turn.
The gays aren't just normies at this point they're normies among straights and the increasingly outlandish cast of other people with even weirder sexual preferences.

>>372302
There are zero of either of what you're describing. You're describing bisexuals.

>>372304
No, that's Lizzy.

>>372306
The point is 100% of fags are totally repulsed by women whereas dykes are likely to have a bodycount of 200 with 150 of those being males.

THE DRONECO ARCS HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT!

>>372308
Book of literal drones? who are these drones?

>>372303
Every male OC and canon character is trans, did some anons not know this?

>>372310
KYS BREACHPEDO

>>372309
So those lesbians are CERTAIN to spread their legs for your estrogenized pecker, Lilith!
Except not, because the "lesbians" you cite and salivate over are bisexuals who call themselves lesbians to feel edgy and dangerous. Actual lesbians are only going to duck you because they're afraid of what you'll do to them for turning down your gock.

>>372314
uhm why the sudden transphobia? not cool mayne

>>372281
Just like anything, it can be good or it can be bad. My opinion is I will not read any of it unless it catches my attention, just like anything really.

>>372312
Egg babies could be male or female therefore every drone is trans, and the only significant qualifier for drone gender is hair, so it’s ridiculously easy to pass. Voices and LED are modular.

Medic vs. Machine[SFM]
the solvers strongest murdoids vs holly's weakest augmented human

>>372317
>the only significant qualifier for drone gender is hair
Wrong.

>>372319
Genitalia is also modular

Is Janer in her disguise a freaky looking drone or an incredibly attractive looking drone to the average drone worker

>>372322
>why is that drone so tall
>why are her hips so abnormally large
>why is she so good at human larp
>why am I horny

>>372322
Jane is ugly by drone standards, which sucks for her, because she's also extremely horny and wants to fuck anything that'll give her the time of day. That desperation doesn't help her at all and contributes to her permavirgin status.
Or at least, that's the old Jane.

>>372326
>old Jane
No that hasn’t changed

>>372325
Would drone Jane

>>372329
trying to imagine Jane on the cheerleading team with Lizzy, Doll, and other drones

>>372331
not nearly thicc enough

>>372321
Back when Dust and BerryBoy were friends.

>>372300
hi yera
how goes grooming your subreddit

>>372281
I’ll answer that with another question. Do you like being a cuck?

>>372334
privatedust drew this

>>372341
>one lick
>then magnets
>it is Monday after all: she gets to lick it once, exactly once
>then, as tears fill her hollowed visor, she gets to watch (you) return the cracker to its packaging
>you're not cruel
>just... strict
>only good drones get to *eat* grahm crackers
>and S has been a very bad drone...

>>372341
Merc, are there any reference sheets of your characters?

>>372344
mmm thighs

>>372343
>SD-S slander
SEVEN THOUSAND MINI S
EAT THIS ANON

>>372347
>The legion of mini S descend upon the offending anon like ants swarming a ball of fishing bait.
>Within seconds he is stripped down to nothing but bone by the tiny synthetic nekobots.
>inb4 Anon says "That wasn't very nice".

>>372341
awww

>>372341
Beautiful.

>>372341
Now i want a really big graham, it seems fun.

Maybe put 4 marshmallows and a whole bar of chocolate to make a a sandwich sized smore. Mmmmmm, yeah that sounds nice.

>>372213
I read this with Sir David Attenborough's (OM GSMG CH CVO CBE FRS FSA FRSA FZS FRSGS FRSB) voice in mind and it made me laugh.

what's a trojan in OC terms

>>372354
It means FOAD Tomoe.