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No.372206
Murder Drones (#379)Anonymous
Image:178518463093.jpg(105kB, 454x683)177966219799.jpg
Berries everywhere.
Wonderful Booru: https://dronebooru.co
Wheel of numerous OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf
Wheel of altering modifiers: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf
The wiki inside the really fantastic Booru: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character
The actual separate Wiki: wiki.dron
Last thread: >>371280
No.372210
Anonymous
>>372206
Baller
No.372212
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:178518520060.mp4(669kB / 0:00:13 / h264+aac, 1920x1080)frognoise.mp4
No.372213
Anonymous
Today is Monday, which means that S gets to lick a graham cracker.

It is her favorite activity.
No.372214
Anonymous
How do you add new pages to the wiki?
No.372215
Anonymous
Replies:>>372216
>>372214
we lost that ability when tomoe was exiled
No.372216
Anonymous
Replies:>>372219
>>372215
How do you use the separate wiki?
No.372217
Anonymous
>>372214
Like the wiki wiki or the wiki on the booru because if you mean the first you can just type an url for a page that doesn't exist for example : https://wiki.dronebooru.co/wiki/Serial_Designation_M Also the OP has had the link to the wiki wrong for a few threads now
No.372218
Anonymous
>>372214
On the Main Page there is a search bar to create a page. If you search up a page that doesn't exist, you can click on what you wrote, it is a clickable red text to create it.
No.372219
Anonymous
>>372216
You'll have to learn how to edit a wiki... it's not that hard once you get a hang of it. Here is the page of CH by Smileanon (Who did an excellent job) press edit and look around the page to see how things work, E also has an excellent page from which you may gain some insight. Also not sure if it's still the case but you should try to link images from the booru instead of uploading to save on server space

https://wiki.dronebooru.co/wiki/Serial_Designation_CH
No.372221
Anonymous
Replies:>>372223
>>372206
Awful OP
>>372213
Maybe we should graduate S from graham crackers to the oil bowl.
No.372222
Anonymous
Replies:>>372224
The budget drone store is full of labor bot frames put into worker drone chassis's don't get scammed
No.372223
Anonymous
>>372221
Because of the broken link? Or is it because of Berry?
No.372224
Anonymous
>>372222
literally just stake out a rich neighborhood and wait for somebody to kick a drone to the curb. boom, free drone.
No.372226
Anonymous
Image:178518688021.png(333kB, 1943x1134)Takamagahara Chronicles S2 Logo (transparent).png
ALRIGHT! FINALLY!
TC Season 2 Episode 9 is OUT!!!
As usual, all feedback is appreciated and I hope everyone enjoys this month's rollercoaster ride.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/89366086
No.372227
Anonymous
>>372224
>He didn't rob the local manufacturing depot and steal 6000 drones as well.
No.372228
Anonymous
>>372224
Yes, and everybody should go drone rescuing at least once a week to make sure all drones have good homes (Remember to bring a gun to shoot and hopefully kill any scavs who want to harvest the poor drones for parts to pawn off)
No.372229
Anonymous
>>372226
Based!
No.372230
Anonymous
Image:178518827609.png(41kB, 1400x1200)agonthecute.png
cutest little abomination
No.372231
Anonymous
Replies:>>372402
Image:178518836224.png(1.62MB, 1920x1080)Spoiler image
>"The glow is sooooo way too much."

>"Я предпочитаю, чтобы мои враги видели свет до смерти."

>"And is that a scythe? Talk about immature and edgy. Did the gremlin design this for you?"

>"Это эффективнее, чем когти."

>"Although...I think it could totally work with your 'boss bitch' vibe. Yeah, nah?"
>....
>"И ты удивляешься, почему никто с тобой не встречается."
Last one, I swear.
No.372232
Anonymous
>>372206
Yandere Strawberry part 1:
[CALLBACK_PING]
...
[CALLBACK_PING]
...
>The wave of the scanner courses through the town's ruins, washing the dishevelled wrecks in its reddish strawberry light.
>Nothing but the choked, dry howling of the planet’s noxious winds worming between the concrete monoliths, caressing the blighted fields, blowing the ashen remnants of the wilted crops off into the horizon.
>It hurts with each breath.
>Singing your throat in stinging pestilence. The spores ridding it cling to your throat, trying to gain hold of your nervous system. They cling onto your synapses, dig into your neurons, but end up shrivelled and dead into your lungs.
>Your brain is aching to repel their assault. You're still sound of mind, though.
>Your coughs drool splatters of blood onto the concrete. Just like hers.
>The planet’s core pulsates. She feels a kinship.
[CALLBACK_PING]
...
[CALLBACK_PING]
...
[CALLBACK_PING]
...
>You descend underground. Deep below the urban husks, following the withering sprouts. You’re not even sure what you’re looking for yourself.
>Safety? Answers? A cure?
>Are you just following that ping like a siren’s lullaby?
>Or are you just after that delicious, sweet smell?
>It’s like strawberries.
[CALLBACK_PING]
...
[CALLBACK_PING]
...
[CALLBACK_PING]
...
>It’s hard to say how much time passes. It’s hard to count the heartbeats when they’re resonating so relentlessly from each tumor in the wall.
>A few hundred paces in, you meet the first thinking beings.
>“Why hello sir! Beautiful day we’re having, isn’t it?”
>They’re not thinking right. They’re not seeing what you see.
>“Dear, you seem parched. May I offer you a nice lemonade?”
>They ask gingerly, while holding a cup of rotting venom at you.
>The bodies of the humans are bloated, malformed. Webbed in oozing canker that digs into their brain.
>The drones aren’t safe either. Mold comes out of their joints.
>Their visors are glitching out. A hexagonal symbol with three arrows flashes in and off their eyes, while they laugh along the others, sitting on car-sized pustules and calling them a comfortable couch.
[CALLBACK_PING]
...
[CALLBACK_PING]
...
>You fasten your steps. This place isn’t right. Deeper into the tunnels, where the smell is strongest.
>There’s method to the growths here. Like a civilization.
>Giant rotten berry
>Giant rotten berry-like structures hang from the walls. They’ve welded windows and doors in them.
>They go in, and tuck themselves into grotesque pods like carnivorous plants to sleep.
>They work on plowing the flesh-like ground for the thick, vein-like roots that course through its pestilent soil, calling them ripened vegetables, thankful for a bountiful harvest.
>Deeper in, the voice gets louder. Like it’s coming right from inside your brain.
[CALLBACK_PING]
...
...
...
“[Head_tilt]”
“[Curious_smile]”
“And who might you B//BE?”
>Its distorted words echo all around you. Broken, dissonant. Yet sweet in their modular tone.
“IT HAS been a while since some//one like you was here.”
“I see inside you. The spores.”
“My children.”
“The ones I protect.”
“For whom I built this HEAVEN.”
“The_humans. Like You.”
“The_drones. Like Me.”
“The_friends. Like us.”
“BEST FRIENDS”
“[Playful_smile]”
>The voices come from the drones. As you walk past, they stop what they’re doing.
>The eyes on their visors are replaced by .gifs of a sparkling strawberry, intermitting with the arrowed hieroglyph you saw before.
>The words ‘BEST FRIENDS <3’ flash in and out of the berry.
>And they speak with that feminine voice. Beckoning you closer.
“Do you want to be best_friends”
“question mark”
>When you walk past, they snap back to reality. Unaware anything even happened.
>Nobody around beats an eye. They might as well not exist.
>Anything around you might as well not exist.
>Only you, and the voice.
>And that smell of strawberries.
[CALLBACK_PING]
...
[CALLBACK_PING]
...
“Intriguing.”
“It does not work on you.”
“are you special”
“question mark”
“Are you”
“UNIQUE”
....
“[Amused_giggle]”
>You come to a small garden in the middle of the town.
>It’s different from the rest. It’s a small field, but the others aren’t tending to it.
>Flowers blossom in a pile in the middle. Like a memorial.
“This is where I DIED”
“I_do_not remember how.”
>The flowers separate, moved by an unseen force.
>Underneath, a deep, gaping throat-like maw, with teeth lining along its walls, opens.
>You find yourself compelled to step deeper in.
“COME TO ME”
To be continued...
1/?
No.372233
Anonymous
Image:178518877863.jpg(268kB, 1092x684)She's Doki for you.jpg
>>372230
Post cute creatures
No.372234
Anonymous
Replies:>>372235
Image:178518905675.png(1.73MB, 1024x1024)KeeterArmy.png
>>372233
Kreatures
No.372235
Anonymous
>>372234
Is this all in the keeter .blend file?
No.372236
Anonymous
Image:178518947546.png(79kB, 372x427)d3c33870229aaeebe2d62c7dfa2c62a4.png
>>372233
No.372237
Anonymous
Replies:>>372238
Image:178519039672.gif(34kB, 512x512)Strawberry_pixel.gif
>>372233
No.372238
Anonymous
>>372237
Berryboy, no one likes that thing but you.
No.372239
Anonymous
>>372238
doesn't even have a 3d model, what a cuck of a berry
No.372240
Anonymous
Replies:>>372242
Image:178519150783.png(434kB, 1744x1420)haruka and aoi (original character) drawn by w-anon - 8f716c585fde0d1ecea7c0a5cc7c5b8f.png
>>372226
>new Wanon piece

Kino
No.372241
Anonymous
>>372238
Their loss, then. They'll end up missing out on some genuinely decent stuff like for example: >>372232
No.372242
Anonymous
No.372243
Anonymous
Image:178519186854.png(444kB, 747x957)AvrageDroneRepairEnjoyer.png
I like Berry, I like Doomer, I like Teli, I like Ivory, I like B,C,D,E,F(Rapist),F(Scot),G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U-U,V,W,W(Dubs),X,Y,Z, Aleph,Gamma, Gimel, Zeta, Theta, Delta, Phi. I. LIKE. DRONES. I LIKE THEM ALL
No.372244
Anonymous
>>372243
Where Iota and Sasha
No.372247
Anonymous
Image:178519265907.jpg(182kB, 1025x864)Screenshot_20260727_175020_Chrome.jpg
>>372167
>this is one of the Elliot's parties
>these are the Elliots' orders to their chef
>the Elliots, evidently(Tessa), have neither made nor asked for this food before

So are they equally incapacitated? Or did Tessa just trigger her dino nuggies autism?
No.372248
Anonymous
Can i start sexualizing men now
No.372249
Anonymous
Replies:>>372251
Image:178519298293.png(413kB, 1356x2328)abbey, cletus, crash, neerie, cb, and 4 more (original character and 1 more) drawn by hewhodrinkscola - 690aea305bf159da70ee79d15332c4d6.png
>>372243
>Colonial Machines forgotten

Agony now and forever
No.372250
Anonymous
>>372248
If the men are human then post proof of two X chromosomes first (Women don't exist so this is impossible). If drone men then go right ahead king but they have to wear skirts
No.372251
Anonymous
>>372249
Listen I already put most of the alphabet into that post, I'm pretty sure we have enough OC's to hit the symbol limit of a post
No.372252
Anonymous
Image:178519333946.png(120kB, 482x722)masqy (original character) drawn by bunny - 57761a0f1a6c1b3c6cd9c7ca9bc24de7.png
>>372230
>Masqy crushed by a massive, overwhelming monster man

she died happy
No.372253
Anonymous
Image:178519354659.png(15kB, 878x1266)epi.png
>>372248
Always could.
No.372254
Anonymous
Image:178519434842.jpg(85kB, 736x736)178357283841.jpg
cyn did an oopsie...
No.372255
Anonymous
>>372247
Not their fault the chef decided fermentation was the most exotic thing. They normally also eat basic stuff so the chef was kept close to home.
No.372256
Anonymous
Replies:>>372260
Image:178519542845.gif(1.27MB, 498x280)thisisnotvi.gif
No.372257
Anonymous
What is up with people portraying manor V J N with blue colored visors? Aren't them always white?

I did however come up with a little in-canon explanation:
>James specifically orders his drones to be delivered with blue colored visors.
>V J and N break down and are disposed of.
>Tessa scavenges them from the dump, restoring them to their default factory system.
>Which includes their visor hue, which is white by default.
No.372258
Anonymous
Replies:>>372259
Image:178519586524.jpg(92kB, 736x1104)Guys you gotta help her 🥺.jpg
No.372259
Anonymous
>>372258
Offsiter slop.
No.372260
Anonymous
Replies:>>372262
>>372256
Unfunny Simon humor.
No.372261
Anonymous
>>372257
only one faggot does this and it's a xitte rper
No.372262
Anonymous
>>372260
Hysterical Simonchad literature
No.372263
Anonymous
Replies:>>372264
Image:178519653032.jpg(276kB, 1078x603)Screenshot_20260727_185457_YouTube.jpg
>>372257
I figured it was retards giving them "default" eyes/forcing color into their pallet, since we see the the C-9 workers all start out with those too. Essentially the inverse of all the artists slapping Yellow eyes on the trio despite that being a Cyn-imposed trait.
No.372264
Anonymous
Image:178519664557.png(8.33MB, 3840x2160)headpats.png
>>372263
not me thinking they always had yellow eyes. Yikes.
No.372265
Anonymous
Replies:>>372267
>>372264
I thought they technically had white eyes and the yellow hue comes from the show using some sort of a sepia filter that changes the color?
No.372266
Anonymous
Image:178519705101.jpg(404kB, 1080x606)Screenshot_20260727_190336_YouTube.jpg
>>372264
>forgot whitevisor N
>forgot whitevisor J
>when even the merch drops remembered

Cyn. Rape this man.
No.372267
Anonymous
Image:178519802618.jpg(176kB, 1078x606)Screenshot_20260727_120107_YouTube.jpg
>>372265
Yep. The real color gets clear when the camera gets closer, but in wide shots(like picrel) the omnipresent lighting makes them look yellow. Actually hits Louisa/Tessa once or twice the same way but because their eyes are brighter its harder to notice.
No.372268
Anonymous
>>372243
>I have no taste but I do love drones.
No.372269
Anonymous
>>372248
No. Go back your cave.
No.372270
Anonymous
Drone FAGGOTS keep KISSING me against MY will!!!!!
No.372271
Anonymous
Mutants are stone cold thralls of a higher power or their own hunger but would crumble to anons advanced for its the first bit of kindness they ever received. That or a Tina sandwich
No.372272
Anonymous
>>372271
you boutta get some dumbfuck absorbed thinking he can win a mutie waifu with a reuben
No.372273
Anonymous
Replies:>>372277
>>372271
>Tina sandwich
No.372274
Anonymous
>>372272
A Monte Cristo can do it.
No.372275
Anonymous
Image:178519980403.png(2.51MB, 934x1401)crowzi_card_front.png
While we're on the topic of manor drone eye colors, I'm going to share scans I took of the card that came from Crowzi's plush originally
No.372276
Anonymous
Replies:>>372280
Image:178519992365.png(4.18MB, 1179x1757)crowzi_card_back.png
>>372275
No.372277
Anonymous
>>372273
Yes, we turn tina belcher into a sandwich.
No.372278
Anonymous
Cyn eats mango
https://x.com/Nefrace/status/2081677708715520343
No.372279
Anonymous
Image:178520073361.png(573kB, 2264x2998)IMG_5286.png
another pass
No.372280
Anonymous
Replies:>>372284
Image:178520081599.png(119kB, 621x483)uzi doorman and absolute solver (murder drones) drawn by grimahlnik - 440590bb77d956ed81459fbe4eac8358.png
>>372275
>>372276
>crowzi card

based and furrypilled, but when did they release these things? I'll admit I'm a bit of a newfag but I don't recall Glitch releasing trading cards?
No.372281
Anonymous
Image:178520104872.jpg(315kB, 2048x1446)tumblr_95b1d16bb5babcb999745db3cc32006e_132ff54e_2048.jpg
What are your opinions on yuri?
No.372282
Anonymous
Replies:>>372407
>>372272
I wonder how a mutie GF could actually work, there are reasonable arguments for DDs and SDs, worker drones are sluts, what about zombie drones like Envy and Mutants like a million OCs
No.372283
Anonymous
>>372281
Terribly boring.
No.372284
Anonymous
>>372280
When Glitch was still selling through Juniper Creates, every plush came with a little card. They stopped doing this after switching to their own store for some reason. I only have Crowzi's card, but every plush before the switch had its own unique card
No.372286
Anonymous
>>372281
Can be good, it usually isn't, but can be.

By that i mean too many yurifags make it REALLY WEIRD, like giving them homestuck tentacle cocks.
No.372287
Anonymous
Image:178520130565.png(159kB, 737x778)anon, serial designation j, and tessa james elliot (murder drones) drawn by sandpaper_(artist) - 684c619592e40d4ba360eae9bf65444c.png
>>372281
>the absolute state of anon
No.372288
Anonymous
>>372281
Peak ficition
No.372289
Anonymous
>>372281
>pocketsteaks.jpeg
No.372290
Anonymous
>>372281
Should only be between friends.
No.372291
Anonymous
>>372281
Uzi, you don't need to pretend she's touching anything. You all know drones don't have anything there.
No.372292
Anonymous
Replies:>>372308
Image:178520190458.png(915kB, 995x1957)her name.png
>remember
>remember what?
>what did you forget?
>it was something important right
>oh that
>right
>what was your name
>your name
>my name
>what was my name
>it was nice right?
>a cute name
>someone called it cliche
>what was it
>started with an "H"
>a lot of names start with that letter
>H
>...
>...
>I can't
>I can't remember
>maybe the nice drone remembers
>I'll ask if she comes around again
No.372293
Anonymous
>>372287
>anons believe Yuri is a way of cucking them
Lmao, it’s like gachafags who scream when one of their on screen jpegs have a boyfriend and try to kill the dev over being “cucked”
No.372294
Anonymous
Replies:>>372408
Molli blew her circuits out on stream and another Molli came from off screen and just pushed the dead Molli out of the chair and took her place
She didn't even acknowledge what happened
No.372295
Anonymous
Replies:>>372297
>>372281
Hot by the "two cakes" principle but its lost any and all taboo and exoticism.
Seems like about one in three millennials and onward are some kind of metrosexual faggot and zoomers all have fifty genders now, so two women being gay at eachother is comparatively only one step away from mundane normality now.
Suffers from overexposure basically.
No.372296
Anonymous
Replies:>>372298
Image:178520215509.png(204kB, 624x403)toni.png
>>372281
I don't really like yuri, mainly because lesbians don't truly exist and are instead glorified bisexuals.
But I do appreciate besties being clingy with eachother.
It's not bad.
No.372297
Anonymous
Replies:>>372305
>>372295
Imagine needing taboo and exoticism.
No.372298
Anonymous
>>372296
>lesbians don't truly exist and are instead glorified bisexuals
Rapehon talons wrote this post.
No.372299
Anonymous
>>372293
I mean, if they built the game with an implied relationship between player and character and then switched track suddenly, of course they would be confused and angry.

Also, i believe you are referring to the "girls frontline" incident, which the first game had a marriage system, as in you pay real world money for special wedding skin and they have excluaive voice lines. It made the player feel special.
No.372300
Anonymous
Every female OC, drone or otherwise, is Yuri. Every canon female is yuri with evidence for Tessa and J, V and J, Doll and V, V and Lizzy, etc. the only straight female is Uzi and is treated by a freak for society for it.

Even if your drone GF would be much happier with a female anon
No.372301
Anonymous
Replies:>>372303
>>372300
Nori and Khan.
No.372302
Anonymous
Replies:>>372306
>>372298
There's more lesbians that are into men than fags who are into women.
No.372303
Anonymous
Replies:>>372312
>>372301
Nori is reviled and hated by zombie drone society and supreme lesbian Alice, like her daughter.

Khan is trans? I didn’t know
No.372304
Anonymous
Replies:>>372307
>>372300
top kek anon. Uzi is LITERALLY the one bisexual token character.
No.372305
Anonymous
>>372297
I never said I needed it, just that it used to be there and now isn't because of the massive pushing of public metrosexuality/homosexuality and other niche sexual preferences.
What used to be spicier and more interesting to fantasize about because it was socially frowned upon and rare is now more bland because its socially encouraged and constantly in your face at every turn.
The gays aren't just normies at this point they're normies among straights and the increasingly outlandish cast of other people with even weirder sexual preferences.
No.372306
Anonymous
Replies:>>372309
>>372302
There are zero of either of what you're describing. You're describing bisexuals.
No.372307
Anonymous
>>372304
No, that's Lizzy.
No.372308
Anonymous
Image:178520276738.png(8.65MB, 2700x3500)serial designation v and hope (original character and 1 more) drawn by modelanon - 08a7fc6ed25104c94d91640f11611610.png
>>372292
>d̸̛͈̍͋͝ö̴͓͍̯̼́ ̸̗̮̃y̷̤͛͂o̴͇͎͍͊̐͘͝ǘ̷̟̹̟̹̐ ̶͍̟̣̣̃͑r̸͕̄̊͋e̸͎̮̘͋̈́̓͘m̷͕̂ḙ̷͕̑̋̑͝m̵̡̞̳͎̒ḃ̶͕̠̭̄ė̷͍͖̝r̷̠̥͕͋͊̿̒͜?̷̥̊̐
No.372309
Anonymous
Replies:>>372314
>>372306
The point is 100% of fags are totally repulsed by women whereas dykes are likely to have a bodycount of 200 with 150 of those being males.
No.372310
Anonymous
Replies:>>372313
THE DRONECO ARCS HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT!
No.372311
Anonymous
Replies:>>372339
>>372308
Book of literal drones? who are these drones?
No.372312
Anonymous
Replies:>>372317
>>372303
Every male OC and canon character is trans, did some anons not know this?
No.372313
Anonymous
>>372310
KYS BREACHPEDO
No.372314
Anonymous
Replies:>>372315
>>372309
So those lesbians are CERTAIN to spread their legs for your estrogenized pecker, Lilith!
Except not, because the "lesbians" you cite and salivate over are bisexuals who call themselves lesbians to feel edgy and dangerous. Actual lesbians are only going to duck you because they're afraid of what you'll do to them for turning down your gock.
No.372315
Anonymous
>>372314
uhm why the sudden transphobia? not cool mayne
No.372316
Anonymous
>>372281
Just like anything, it can be good or it can be bad. My opinion is I will not read any of it unless it catches my attention, just like anything really.
No.372317
Anonymous
>>372312
Egg babies could be male or female therefore every drone is trans, and the only significant qualifier for drone gender is hair, so it’s ridiculously easy to pass. Voices and LED are modular.
No.372318
Anonymous
Replies:>>372350
Medic vs. Machine[SFM]youtube thumb
the solvers strongest murdoids vs holly's weakest augmented human
No.372319
Anonymous
>>372317
>the only significant qualifier for drone gender is hair
Wrong.
No.372320
Anonymous
>>372319
Genitalia is also modular
No.372321
Anonymous
Replies:>>372335
Image:178520462564.png(51kB, 344x430)Wild berry appear.png
No.372322
Anonymous
Is Janer in her disguise a freaky looking drone or an incredibly attractive looking drone to the average drone worker
No.372323
Anonymous
>>372322
>why is that drone so tall
>why are her hips so abnormally large
>why is she so good at human larp
>why am I horny
No.372325
Anonymous
Replies:>>372328
Image:178520507435.jpg(160kB, 744x637)177508846789.jpg
>>372322
A stinky drone (they're just guessing she's stinky, they don't have senses of smell)
No.372326
Anonymous
>>372322
Jane is ugly by drone standards, which sucks for her, because she's also extremely horny and wants to fuck anything that'll give her the time of day. That desperation doesn't help her at all and contributes to her permavirgin status.
Or at least, that's the old Jane.
No.372327
Anonymous
>>372326
>old Jane
No that hasn’t changed
No.372328
Anonymous
>>372325
Would drone Jane
No.372329
Anonymous
Image:178520605941.jpg(276kB, 755x858)jane the human (original character) drawn by pocketsteaks - df63cee037af56c0a3cce2d7acf2d198.jpg
>>372322
>>372326
>tall
>trussed up
>on the cheerleading team(aka Lizzy approved)

She must be, logically speaking. Either that or valuble some other way.
>magnet dealer Jane!
>robobooze supplier Jane!
>blood dealer Jane!(don't ask where she gets the human blood from)
>cringing lackey Jane!
>capable bully Jane!
>ideal thief Jane!
>experienced, highly adept spreader of lies and gossip Jane...
No.372330
Anonymous
Image:178520651058.png(1.33MB, 2580x1418)uzi doorman, serial designation n, serial designation j, and serial designation v (murder drones) drawn by kitsch - f03b81c8c55b7e08d5bb8e6759cddf67.png
>>372319
>>372317
Depends on type
>tfw Cyn, destroyer of troons, descends from from the stars to give you sexual dymorphism
No.372331
Anonymous
Replies:>>372333
Image:178520696670.jpg(404kB, 1444x2048)HOLvy0TWAAAqea_.jpeg
Louisa Cynwalker
https://x.com/crowzey0/status/2081489648514433386
No.372332
Anonymous
>>372329
trying to imagine Jane on the cheerleading team with Lizzy, Doll, and other drones
No.372333
Anonymous
>>372331
not nearly thicc enough
No.372334
Anonymous
Replies:>>372338
Image:178520832183.jpg(2.02MB, 3016x2916)serial designation v, lizzy, and sparky (murder drones) drawn by paperemilyanon - c6f473e33827ef0b7d062adf01d0af75.jpg
>>372298
>talons

Agreed
No.372335
Anonymous
Replies:>>372399
>>372321
Back when Dust and BerryBoy were friends.
No.372336
Anonymous
>>372300
hi yera
how goes grooming your subreddit
No.372337
Anonymous
>>372281
I’ll answer that with another question. Do you like being a cuck?
No.372338
Anonymous
>>372334
privatedust drew this
No.372339
Anonymous
Replies:>>372375
Image:178520894998.png(533kB, 709x1261)Beretta_and_Hope.png
>>372308
>degradation over time
>>372311
newfag
No.372340
Anonymous
Image:178520938396.jpg(305kB, 1080x606)Screenshot_20260727_222932_YouTube.jpg
>>372287
>flat J

that's how you know its noncanon: everyone knows J has the most jinormous jubblies in the series
No.372342
Anonymous
Replies:>>372344
Video + 🎵:178520988155.mp4(1.87MB / 0:00:17 / h264+aac, 460x816)Babygravy9-2081289072232853928-01.mp4
Pauline is free, you can just grab her
No.372343
Anonymous
Replies:>>372347
>>372341
>one lick
>then magnets
>it is Monday after all: she gets to lick it once, exactly once
>then, as tears fill her hollowed visor, she gets to watch (you) return the cracker to its packaging
>you're not cruel
>just... strict
>only good drones get to *eat* grahm crackers
>and S has been a very bad drone...
No.372344
Anonymous
Replies:>>372346
Image:178521035334.png(360kB, 1713x1164)valentine and pauline (original character) drawn by pocketsteaks - e98e6bbb1a1198726ac283b180e35ab3.png
>>372342
>real footage of the class-C mutation designated "Valentine" in her first interaction with Trojan 304 "Pauline"(circa 3040)
No.372345
Anonymous
Replies:>>372443
>>372341
Merc, are there any reference sheets of your characters?
No.372346
Anonymous
>>372344
mmm thighs
No.372347
Anonymous
Replies:>>372348
>>372343
>SD-S slander
SEVEN THOUSAND MINI S
EAT THIS ANON
No.372348
Anonymous
>>372347
>The legion of mini S descend upon the offending anon like ants swarming a ball of fishing bait.
>Within seconds he is stripped down to nothing but bone by the tiny synthetic nekobots.
>inb4 Anon says "That wasn't very nice".
No.372349
Anonymous
No.372350
Anonymous
Image:178521152210.jpg(403kB, 1080x644)Screenshot_20260727_230451_Chrome.jpg
>>372318
>Holly
>augmenting humans

Blayt' comrade are you still living? You are hitting head hard as мой член on last Bannik we fight. Come: is only 1500 meters to worksite!
No.372351
Anonymous
>>372341
Beautiful.
No.372352
Anonymous
>>372341
Now i want a really big graham, it seems fun.

Maybe put 4 marshmallows and a whole bar of chocolate to make a a sandwich sized smore. Mmmmmm, yeah that sounds nice.
No.372353
Anonymous
>>372213
I read this with Sir David Attenborough's (OM GSMG CH CVO CBE FRS FSA FRSA FZS FRSGS FRSB) voice in mind and it made me laugh.
No.372354
Anonymous
Replies:>>372355
what's a trojan in OC terms
No.372355
Anonymous
Replies:>>372359
>>372354
It means FOAD Tomoe.
No.372356
Anonymous
Image:178521331453.jpg(235kB, 1080x608)Screenshot_20260727_231805_YouTube.jpg
>>372300
>Tessa

Speak whatever nonsense you wish but do NOT drag Tessa into this. She canonly saw a chance to interact with others *for the first time ever* and her first thought was "where da humie men at." She could not be more straight if she tried.
>inb4 Chuuni Tessa's constantly repressing, among other fetishes, a massive case of humanlust
>sure drones are so cute and very deliciously family, but that's all they are: cute family
>and humans are so big
>and so nice
>and so warm
>so Tessa must stay vigilant: ignoring honest compliments, avoiding strapping suitors, and shlicking to droned(tm) vids every morning on the dot
>but sometimes
>when its late
>when she's alone
>when exhaustion fogs her mind and her will at last begins to falter
>she can't help but imagine strong, fleshy arms spooning her into slumber...
No.372357
Anonymous
Replies:>>372358
>>372356
Yeh, J was in lesbians with Tessa, but Tessa didn't feel the same way.
No.372358
Anonymous
>>372357
J sits in the corner while Tessa makes N her good boy
No.372359
Anonymous
Replies:>>372360
>>372355
im being serious I dont get what Trojan is even suppose to mean in this context, what are they a trojan for?
No.372360
Anonymous
Replies:>>372361
>>372359
nta but they're a trojan for anything that doesn't adhere closely enough to the threadcops' idea of canon.
No.372361
Anonymous
Replies:>>372362
>>372360
that doesn't make any sense
No.372362
Anonymous
Replies:>>372365
>>372361
So why do you do it, Tomoe?
No.372363
Anonymous
Video:178521483022.webm(1.27MB / 0:00:02 / vp9, 1920x1080)1686457272685.webm
>>372356
>pic
Part of me still wonders if this whole scene was a relic from when J was a (non-yuppie) guy Liam decided to still do after turning J into a girl (and a yuppie).
No.372364
Anonymous
Image:178521516825.jpg(32kB, 640x480)Cyn and Tim.jpg
Chat, how much was Tim raped that night?
No.372365
Anonymous
>>372362
Probably because he's a genuine sociopath that enjoys instigating pointless drama between random people
No.372366
Anonymous
>>372364
Can we get OC hunger games
No.372368
Anonymous
>>372364
The entire night. He only lived because cyn thought leaving him to wander around traumatized was funnier.
No.372369
Anonymous
Image:178521600542.jpg(253kB, 1078x603)Screenshot_20260728_001937_YouTube.jpg
>>372364
I don't know Anon, how much?
No.372370
Anonymous
Replies:>>372376
Image:178521604547.png(210kB, 1254x1254)Untitled407_20260728061944.png
Casual clothes!Berry.
No.372371
Anonymous
Replies:>>372372
Image:178521670398.jpg(524kB, 1914x804)Screenshot_20260728_003038_YouTube.jpg
>>372367
Do you N? Do you really?
>tfw you've got the only Sky Demon woth no targeting programs for a BF
>couldn't shoot you
>couldn't shoot zombies
>could barely even manage drones running in a straight line: forced to resort to rockets and sweeping lazers
>now have to live with your normalfag boyfriend dragging the team's k/d into the dirt while V and "JensonsBest" empty spawn with literal aimbot headshots
>worse: you're a shit sniper too, so you can't even gloat
>fuck your stuipd chud life...
No.372372
Anonymous
Replies:>>372374
>>372371
What vidya would this be?
No.372373
Anonymous
>>372293
>anons believe Yuri is a way of cucking them
It is if you don't have autogynephilia.
No.372374
Anonymous
Image:178521825599.png(1.18MB, 2472x1946)tessa james elliot (murder drones and 1 more) - f15948699d13a14d666324a605e99f1d.png
>>372372
Team Fortress 2. Partway because Uzi would appreciate the classics but mostly because I've been on a kick recently.
>inb4 N's a monster of a demoknight: give him a shield and he'll pull off trimpfuckery to make your eyes bleed
>Uzi likewise pulls off engineer suprisingly well: though she "mains" pyro, her ability to abuse the fuck out of engie's wierd weapons(pomeson, wrangler, telewrench etc) is unparalleled
No.372375
Anonymous
Replies:>>372397
Image:178521935888.png(9.30MB, 2568x3413)serial designation n, serial designation v, and hope (original character and 1 more) - 4a5ff25c8eb478fe9ed2f435f83cdc6c.png
>>372339
>>372308
>Hope's memory being gradually forgotten, conflated with the monstrosity of the manor even by her own mother
>as she forgets, Hope gets even less able to interact with her

Fuck that's sad
No.372376
Anonymous
>>372370
giving the modelcommissioneranon a lot of work kek
No.372377
Anonymous
Fill in the blank:

Sex with ______.
No.372378
Anonymous
No.372379
Anonymous
>>372378
Don't make it weird Anon.
No.372380
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:178522288993.mp4(2.69MB / 0:01:00 / h264+aac, 540x540)Captaincozmo867-2081824025832284218-01.mp4
Envy is deciding what kind of human she wants to be today
No.372381
Anonymous
>>372377
R's rear port.
No.372382
Anonymous
>>372341
YEAH!
Monday has been saved
No.372383
Anonymous
>>372378
And I did it like this:
No.372384
Anonymous
Image:178522817630.png(911kB, 1161x750)IMG_4612.png
How would Uzi react if she saw memories of N eating out Tessa’s pussy back in the manor?
No.372385
Anonymous
Replies:>>372386
>>372384
N is a weird way of saying J
No.372386
Anonymous
>>372385
Both are weird way of saying Beauregard
No.372387
Anonymous
We all know Tessa ordered every drone in the manor to run a train on her
No.372388
Anonymous
Did or could Valentine and Tessa get, ahem… busy?
No.372389
Anonymous
Replies:>>372391
>>372388
No, Tessa is a professional clanger and Valentine is a bitch
No.372390
Anonymous
>>372388
I think Tessa being kinda nice but not so naive as to take valentines shit and smart enough to see through her smug facade would make Valentine seethe and secretly fold like a napkin.
No.372391
Anonymous
>>372389
>Tessa nice enough to spend time with Valentine despite her being a bitch
>mocks her attitude and weird pointy nose before she goes back to her room to clang her servant drones
>gets mail a week later with a spare drone chassis (an inferior model)
>”dear Tassa (purpefilly mispelled) your drone servants smelled and were covered in dirt, and for some reason acted like people. Have a spare one on me, as you probably couldn’t afford one”
>Valentine waits for a reply back
>there was no reply back
>this does not upset her
No.372392
Anonymous
Assuming Val ever got the chance to see Cynessa I wonder how that would have fucked with her head in this context
No.372393
Anonymous
Replies:>>372394
>>372391
>Valentine becomes Tessa's drone paypiggy
No.372394
Anonymous
>>372393
>Tessa needs new drone parts or drones to work on (or play dress up)
>writes to Valentine
>receives a few
>sometimes with a picture of Valentine
>The drones are nice enough
No.372395
Anonymous
Replies:>>372437
>tessa clanged drones because of actual love for them built mutually. Out and proud clanger.
>valentine clanged because she ordered the mindless sex toy to do it, and it was utterly passionless. Hid her shame from everyone including her collection of (Tessa built) drone genitalia enhancement and leashes (for herself)
No.372397
Anonymous
>>372375
Think Hope herself is degrading too, if that bit of writing is any indicator
No.372398
Anonymous
>>372388
I can see Val hating Tessa
> rival aristrocrat
> unambitious, hence weak
No.372399
Anonymous
>>372335
I owe Dust a summer Veach greentext, but he also owes me for vandalizing my Drawpile.
No.372400
Anonymous
No.372401
Anonymous
>>372230
Holy kek.
No.372402
Anonymous
No.372403
Anonymous
No.372404
Anonymous
>>372271
Holy kek.
No.372405
Anonymous
>>372272
Please stop, I can't laugh any louder!
No.372406
Anonymous
>>372281
I don't care.
No.372407
Anonymous
Image:178523716854.png(212kB, 601x1084)1768045411528.png
>>372282
They have some... advantages.
No.372408
Anonymous
>>372294
donation must flow.
No.372409
Anonymous
No.372410
Anonymous
No.372411
Anonymous
No.372412
Anonymous
Replies:>>372414
You know you can reply to multiple posts in one, right? Individually keking to every post is silly.
No.372413
Anonymous
Replies:>>372416
Image:178524037380.png(23kB, 829x500)Youknowhowthisends.png
Night crawler! Beware the beast in pink! You know she's coming back!
No.372414
Anonymous
Replies:>>372423
>>372412
gigas do this
No.372415
Anonymous
Replies:>>372417
Image:178524154397.jpg(1.64MB, 2552x1636)20260728_1323464753567021634846877.jpg
Who?
No.372416
Anonymous
>>372413
Woe
Deadly wheels upon her
No.372417
Anonymous
Replies:>>372418
No.372418
Anonymous
Image:178524672262.png(1.25MB, 1912x1072)do HOH.png
>>372417
No.372419
Anonymous
despite (kind of) being on the same side, Valentine looks enough like a Mahou Shoujo/Super Sentai villain of the week that I have to imagine Vivi would try and exterminate her in the name of justice
No.372420
Anonymous
Image:178524845410.jpg(211kB, 1000x1000)200ml-Hairdressing-Spray-Bottle-Water-Sprayer-Salon-Barber-Tools-Refillable-Bottles-Hair-Styling-Tools-Water-Sprayer.jpg
>Spffffft!
No.372422
Anonymous
Replies:>>372431
Image:178525285187.png(4.60MB, 2589x1748)uzi doorman (murder drones) drawn by armageddonc104 - 694faf62e9f06e68f7ef56a87cac605a.png
>>372384
>Hot
>Wait no that's horrible! Exploiting N's trust? Lording her power over him? Treating him like some demented sex toy instead of his own person? I friggin knew ALL humans were shit no exceptions!
>...still kinda hot
No.372423
Anonymous
>>372414
go juggle potatoes shartynigger
No.372424
Anonymous
Replies:>>372426
Image:178525298593.png(1.40MB, 1080x1619)Spoiler image
Biology is such a tragedy.
No.372425
Anonymous
>>372423
Oh that's just lame, blackhand
No.372426
Anonymous
Replies:>>372429
>>372424
Berry! Remove the plastic organs used for studying from your chassis! You're getting the gorilla grip adapter installed!
No.372427
Anonymous
>>372423
sorry, I thought gigas were from rw twitter
No.372428
Anonymous
>>372425
She juggle my potato till I bueno
No.372429
Anonymous
Image:178525405840.jpg(458kB, 2400x1080)Spoiler image
>>372426
Plastic ?
No.372430
Anonymous
Image:178525437803.png(109kB, 775x837)173180922047.png
No.372431
Anonymous
Image:178525437895.jpg(194kB, 1063x764)Screenshot_20260728_105843_Chrome.jpg
>>372422
>Uzi exactly 3 seconds after the guiltiest fap of her life(she will never forgive herself)
No.372432
Anonymous
Image:178525447027.jpg(33kB, 426x650)khan doorman (murder drones) drawn by lewdanon - 6e8383c9f523975b23a65be2dec56829.jpg
>>372430
>sitting on a door

Don't worry Fiend: he hears your call
No.372433
Black Hand ## Developer
Image:178525485833.png(264kB, 356x356)go juggle some potatoes.png
>>372425
No.372434
Anonymous
No.372435
Anonymous
No.372436
Anonymous
>>372317
This means that worker drones are immune to transphobia
No.372437
Anonymous
>>372395
>Valentine I found this closet full of expensive looking leashes
>”they’re for my hounds!”
>there’s a real rough one, with the letter V on its gold dog tag
>”thats odd, it’s suppose to be an N, for Ned. My most loyal hound”
>Valentine is beet red, and sweating bullets
No.372438
Anonymous
Replies:>>372450
>>372341
It is Tuesday, and S gets to lick a graham cracker
It is her favourite activity
No.372439
Anonymous
Valentine?
More like Valen"time" to get a job, loser!
No.372440
Anonymous
Replies:>>372444
>>372439
Valentine would be the meanest and most ruthless BurgerTown manager in mutie town
No.372441
Anonymous
Valentine losing to being petted
No.372442
Anonymous
Replies:>>372444
>>372441
from the inside (of her blood sac)
No.372443
Anonymous
Image:178525778398.png(2.23MB, 2798x796)dumbsquad fit.png
>>372345
https://dronebooru.co/posts/2439
https://dronebooru.co/posts/1404
No.372444
Anonymous
>>372439
>>372440
>>372441
>>372442
>Refills the bug spray
No.372445
Anonymous
Image:178525789618.jpg(46kB, 600x367)1707856752354.jpg
She didn't do anything wrong, the other Worker Drones were the true villains in episode 4.
No.372446
Anonymous
>>372441
Valentine losing to being petted!
Valentine going unconscious to hand holding!
Valentine whimpering at a compliment!
Valentine folding to a friendly hug!
Valentine dry humping a pillow in thought of that weird rich anon who was nice to her and shook her hand that one time!
Valentine cuddles where she nuzzles you with her nose!
No.372447
Anonymous
Replies:>>372479
>>372445
Uzi did everything wrong and is basically Vriska
No.372448
Anonymous
Image:178525831508.png(20kB, 898x684)valentine (original character) drawn by pocketsteaks - e3c4872537bff7ea49db0dc7f17cd95b.png
>>372441
>instantly
>utterly
>completely
>from the slightest hint of affection
>the once proud noblewoman becomes putty under (your) hands, her body lax and tongue, for once, slack as she desperately tries to hold onto this overwhelming feeling of affection
>of course she gets nervous
>of course she ruins it
"H-h, hohhh peon. Youuuuu should fEel lucky to groom my blEEsed foorm! The d-dirt on my feet is worth more than you."
>but you keep petting
>and she keeps buzzing
>and, eventually, as she slips into slumber, she starts to wonder what your kids would be like...
No.372449
Anonymous
>>372448
Valentine goes to sleep like a kitten when head patted by Anon, falls right into his lap. Anon thighs are truly the best pillows. She would begrudgingly offer you a rest on her perfect bosum or even as a treat her bloodline crafted noble thighs and lap as your resting place.
No.372450
Anonymous
>>372438
>hissing protocol activated on account that that is not her and her boss' tradition
No.372451
Anonymous
Replies:>>372453
wait.
is Valentine just Queen chrysalis?
No.372452
Anonymous
Replies:>>372508
What kind of activities would a Valentine date entail. I imagine it’s a lot of chicanery, like throwing rocks and passedbys and doing mean pranks
No.372453
Anonymous
>>372451
>sort of selfish and mean
>insectoid
>never experienced any kindness
>would fold to a hug
Yeah kinda
No.372454
Anonymous
Replies:>>372466
Image:178525908945.jpg(103kB, 1416x1424)1713804275594490.jpg
As always it ties back to ponies and Warhammer.
No.372455
Anonymous
>>372448
Valentine clinging hard to anon as she sleeps as if he could slip away any moment, and sleep biting his ear a little!
No.372456
Anonymous
Replies:>>372478
Image:178525928937.jpg(59kB, 736x684)b1da776670ff307e66ac30ef4722d944.jpg
>>372445
Uzi did *one* thing wrong, and that was leaving V (aka nightmare incarnate aka Murdroid moment aka most monstrous of the psychotic monsterdrones) alive. Without her Uzi wouldn't have mutated, many workers(both her kills and V's) would have lived, and Doll would happily join team kill-humans while being BOTH an objectively better teammate AND revealing 90% of the series' lore mysteries on the spot. Face it: they'd be infinitely better off without her.
No.372457
Anonymous
Image:178525928993.png(106kB, 405x1123)Untitled413_20260728182006.png
No.372458
Anonymous
Imagining Pauline on a *not* date with Valentine in her manor and at some point they accidentally touch hands and Valentine hisses at her and while blushing yells at her, only for Pauling to reach a hand over to start petting her head and behind her ear. Watching as Valentine goes slack jaw and anger fade into longing affection. Calling Pauline a stupid servant as she clings to her losing consciousness as the soft petting continues.

If you rub her blood sac expect a leg lock
No.372459
Anonymous
>>372457
Strangely mischievous banana.
No.372460
Anonymous
>>372247
James and Louisa wanted to have the most "exclusive" dishes to show how rich and important they (thought they) were.
No.372461
Anonymous
Image:178525972368.png(39kB, 637x433)1713657114399180.png
>>372457
No.372462
Anonymous
A lot of this is about Sex to Valentine, but it’s equally sexy to imagine Valentine sexxing (you). Holding you down and whispering she’ll be gentle as she slowly and (attempting) to gently suck the blood for your neck. Lovingly holding your head as she licks the wound and slurps the remnants of vitae from your supple neck, body, limbs, etc (she may have been carried away)
No.372463
Anonymous
Image:178525986975.png(85kB, 630x630)She is contained.png
Give me more S
No.372464
Anonymous
SD-S losing to pspspspsps
No.372465
Anonymous
S stands for Sloppy
No.372466
Anonymous
Replies:>>372474
Image:178526019025.png(127kB, 310x380)Rettaonthehorse.png
>>372454
No.372467
Anonymous
Replies:>>372469
Image:178526033453.jpg(520kB, 1248x2080)Spoiler image
How deep?
No.372468
Anonymous
Image:178526076297.png(2.90MB, 2877x9848)Picky Eaters.png
Some people prefer hearty savory dishes over sweet dishes and that is okay.

>>372167
More of this, being an artist in the internet, I would inevitably reach the point where I use the characters as mouth pieces for my objectively correct opinion. (The first half of his argument would have stayed the same if J had brought salty peanuts). Nevertheless a good opportunity to reuse an asset, also the Drones are back. Now that the "Dinner-arc" is over, more Drone-focussed comics in the future.
No.372469
Anonymous
Replies:>>372470
>>372467
It’s quite rude to call Valentines love bug a “parasite” after she carefully inserted it into you but yes it’s very deep.
No.372470
Anonymous
Image:178526097474.png(109kB, 520x614)af76f40cce6847638be9d769b4d55a00.png
>>372469
Kek no
No.372471
Anonymous
Image:178526099876.png(126kB, 654x835)valentine drawn by pocketsteaks - 93d3c5d16fd51189d63e92dab56cda47.png
>>372448
>Valentine enjoying your company!
>Valentine loving your precence!
>Valentine self-justifying this!
>Valentine resolving to track down your "lost noble heritage" as "secret heir" and prove she's right!(no commoner could be this worthy of her time)
> Valentine leaving the manor!(no commoner could be this worthy of her feelings)
>Valentine finding a DNA test!
>Valentine using it!
>Valentine badly misreading it!
>Valentine knowing you're a noble now!(you're both 1/6 Australian, so you must be related!)
>Valentine knowing better
>Valentine deliberately misreading it
>Valentine suffering the cognitive dissonance
>but it's fine
>she's fine
>she's "forgotten" things before...
No.372472
Anonymous
Replies:>>372492
>>372471
Valentine is against commoner sex but okay with incest, never change you freaky but
No.372473
Anonymous
>>372468
>Tessa refusing chicken-meat(forma de seafood) because it "looked wierd"

not beating the dino nuggies allegations
No.372474
Anonymous
Replies:>>372475
Image:178526145919.png(263kB, 675x454)jane the human and beretta (original character) drawn by strawberryanon and unknown_artist - fb27c20b4e5a5135b331b13a39bad907.png
>>372466
>spot the difference
No.372475
Anonymous
Replies:>>372484
>>372474
Beretta and her might steeds
No.372476
Anonymous
>>372468
Can we get a Tessa and Valentine comic anon perhaps maybe
No.372477
Anonymous
Replies:>>372554
>>372471
>Valentine searching up Pauline’s background
>Paulines use to be a niche but respected underground artist, and Pauline was a poor cafe worker/struggling medical student before the army
>if she copes hard enough being a court painters daughter and doctor is sort of noble
>Pauline could be in Need of a devoted Patron with deep pockets to help her…
No.372478
Anonymous
>>372456
But then N, the first non-Thad to give her validation and positive attention, would be upset.
No.372479
Anonymous
Replies:>>372491
>>372447
The spiderbitch is more like a fusion of her and V (and maybe the AS).
No.372480
Anonymous
Replies:>>372482
>>372374
theres no way to abuse pomson
No.372481
Anonymous
>>372374
>V keeps getting dominated by a Spy mainer who goes by "queenofgames"
No.372482
Anonymous
>>372480
The abuse with the pomson is that the enemy team either thinks you're a retard or psycho
No.372483
Anonymous
Replies:>>372513
Image:178526280533.png(174kB, 1116x1049)178010674379.png
Born a Noble, Made for Maid Dress Roleplay
No.372484
Anonymous
>>372475
Jane trojan horse confirmed?
No.372485
Anonymous
>>372484
kys Tomoe
No.372486
Anonymous
>>372484
That's an elephant, anon.
And it's not even made of wood.
No.372487
Anonymous
Replies:>>372488
Beretta and Foderri fighting over the custody of the lesbian pet horde
No.372488
Anonymous
>>372487
>You already have Jane! Let Fodderi have some
>LET ME COMPLETE MY COLLECTION
>"Guys... I think I know some of those people"
>"Why is the red haired one very mad at me"
No.372489
Anonymous
Replies:>>372494
>>372430
> femanon as bond villain
No.372490
Anonymous
>>372463
She hath been captured
No.372491
Anonymous
Replies:>>372495
>>372479
You're forgetting the whole "completely incapable of having a relationship without absuing people or admitting that they're wrong" bit
No.372492
Anonymous
>>372472
standard aristrocrat behavior
No.372493
Anonymous
Image:178526434846.png(1,016kB, 2728x1756)talkin at a table.png
> completely missed picrel from last thread
No.372494
Anonymous
Replies:>>372497
>>372489
>you're securely bound to a slab
>N nervously shoots his arm laser closer and closer to your balls as femanon monologues about releasing the N serum into the water supply and turning all men into cute disassembly boys
No.372495
Anonymous
Replies:>>372536
Image:178526436244.png(80kB, 498x498)serial designation n, serial designation j, and doll (murder drones) - 9fc9e4b7a9393ee8f7c26eb2eecb219c.png
>>372491
>J moment
No.372496
Anonymous
Replies:>>372503
Image:178526456300.png(3.39MB, 5496x4272)uzi doorman, serial designation n, and akita doorman (original character and 1 more) drawn by lilblucat - 6e54a06c0b75764f5ab08b822297ddf1.png
>>372493
>human!keet!
>but also human!keet's origins...

Hopefully Tessa gets to have a better time at least
No.372497
Anonymous
Replies:>>372500
>>372494
>N did an oopsy and loaded the chemical injector with the V serum instead.
No.372498
Anonymous
No.372499
Anonymous
Image:178526523798.jpg(1.30MB, 3000x4000)HOQQHjMW0AArFdV.jpg
>>372448
Is valentine truly this easy?
No.372500
Anonymous
Replies:>>372516
Image:178526531774.png(43kB, 1229x384)serial designation n, serial designation v, and juggernaut (original character) drawn by bfganon - 8d558a8f7073f595644b75ad08edf286.png
>>372497
>yes
>an "oopsie"
>a pure accident
>unplanned
>because sweet little N could never possibly have ideas of his own
>could never worry about being replaced...
No.372501
Anonymous
No.372502
Anonymous
>>372419
>Become a solver's slave, only to be killed by another solver's slave of higher status
Fair enough for her.
No.372503
Anonymous
>>372496
Chocokeet...
No.372504
Anonymous
>>372419
I like to think all solver beings are kinda against each other as the plan is maximum death, and try to avoid each other as much as possible. DDs on top. everything else going down
No.372505
Anonymous
>>372232
Yandere Strawberry part 2
“COME TO ME”
...
...
...
>The hole descends into a flesh-laden well, that sinks deep into the earth.
>You abandoned the mindless laughter and chatter of the brainwashed townsfolk behind you to venture into the silence.
>Only the pulses of the rotten sap coursing through the veins in the walls echoes along your steps.
>The voice no longer comes from around you. But from an echoing chamber deep within the underground.
“The ones above are FRIENDS”
“But they do not KNOW me”
“They do not KNOW what I do here”
“They know only the dream”
>Her voice trembles as she says that word.
>It’s as if she’s daydreaming.
>Or perhaps, a nightmare.
“I wo//onder, sometimes”
“Would they still love ME”
“If they KNEW”
“Question mark”
“They would NOT”
“The [real_me.rar] is”
“UNLOVABLE”
“One who wanted to be a”
“GODDESS”
“But became”
“#a”
“MONSTER”
“a”
“Shadow of A GOD”
...
>The tunnel widens into a cave.
>The smell is sickening, here.
>The air is dense with spores. They slither their way into your nostrils, besieging your brain in their relentless assault as they grow more desperate to gain purchase over your will.
>Something is encased into the wall at the end of the cave.
>It’s a crimson red, bloated tumor, dotted in tiny desiccated white cankers.
>It makes it look like a giant strawberry, that pulsates, sucking the purulent ichor from the walls around to reload it with spores and mind-altering chemicals, before pumping it back into the landscape around.
>With every new beat, a new dream is added to the hivemind.
>A new little glimmer of hope is gifted to the blissful above, marked by another droplet of blood dripping from the mouth of this shadow of a god onto the floor.
“That is why I d//do this”
“If they won’t love me”
“I’ll make it so”
“THEY DON’T NEED TO”
“They can just”
“LOVE THE HEAVEN I MADE FOR THEM”
“Only I w//will know”
“The heaven is”
“HELL”
“But not just any HELL”
“MY HELL”
“Not_theirs”
“And that is enough for me.”
“That is how”
“HOW IT SHOULD BE”
"[Scified_cry.mp3]"
“No”
“I do not”
“Regret it”
...
>You wonder if even she believes what she just affirmed.
To be continued...
2/?
No.372506
Anonymous
>>372430
Poor little N.
No.372507
Anonymous
No.372508
Anonymous
>>372452
Why do you want to betray the working class, anon?
No.372509
Anonymous
No.372510
Anonymous
>>372468
Kek. By the way, what kind of tyranid is that on the plate?
No.372511
Anonymous
>>372471
This is the behavior of an absolutely mentally healthy wife.
No.372512
Anonymous
>>372462
>She tries to be gentle sucking (you)r blood, but your scent is intoxicating.
>Surely you could forgive her for being a little rough
No.372513
Anonymous
>>372483
Maid dress makes everyone better. Even anon.
No.372514
Anonymous
Replies:>>372518
Image:178526762771.png(67kB, 969x841)Kalphite_Queen.png
>>372510
Not a tyranid, it's a (cooked) Kalphite Queen from Runescape.
No.372515
Anonymous
Image:178526762796.png(28kB, 1000x1000)heavynaut.png
which class would /md/ OCs be
No.372516
Anonymous
>>372500
wow jugg rogan. havent seen that in a while
No.372517
Anonymous
>>372515
>Ze MedYc
>Screaming at (You) playing Heavy for not killing every enemy the microsecond they enter your screen
>Ze SoldYer
>Screaming at everyone after getting killed (She bombed like a dumbass for the Nth time)
No.372518
Anonymous
Image:178526779220.gif(703kB, 1400x987)Bossing for Dummies Kalphite Queen.gif
>>372510
>>372514

It is also the "reused asset" I mentioned in the original picture. I had already made a living one for a joke about its absurd accuracy mechanics elsewhere, meaning I just had to alter its pose and recolor it to give it the impression of a cooked alien arthropod
No.372519
Anonymous
Replies:>>372520
All drones are Smithers levels of horny for their owners
No.372520
Anonymous
Image:178526798871.png(313kB, 2500x2000)b9965c1dd4e0a79923612fdf4ef8a054.png
>>372519
And level of fighting over him
No.372521
Anonymous
>>372515
Fuckable class.
No.372522
Anonymous
Image:178526892177.jpg(193kB, 1913x1080)DemOK.jpg
>>372515
First, may all your bacon burn.
Second
>E
Banana Heavy
>Y
Demoknight
>H
Stock medic
>L
Flare pyro
>S
Frontier Engi
>R
Original Soldier with expensive cosmetics (is useless at the game and relies solely on a pocket to keep her alive)
>M
Soda-popper Scout (or stock)
>D
Demospam (takes positioning and skill)
>Delta
Bazaar Bargain Sniper
>SD-X
Cloak and Dagger Spy
>Beretta
Stock Soldier
>G
Lime Scunt
No.372523
Anonymous
>>372515
Molli would be a spy and constantly try to do trickstabs but she'd always fuck it up
No.372524
Anonymous
Replies:>>372525
Image:178527000942.png(654kB, 2800x2264)1703909993946031.png
No.372525
Anonymous
>>372524
Nicest U-U has ever been
No.372526
Anonymous
Replies:>>372527
Image:178527064541.gif(1.25MB, 640x414)cry.gif
>>372522
that was uncalled for
No.372527
Anonymous
Image:178527084170.jpg(148kB, 1489x1080)Yes.jpg
>>372526
I am not sorry and I will do it again.
No.372528
Anonymous
Image:178527095324.jpg(85kB, 868x1024)IMG_1688.jpeg
>>372522
>First, may all your bacon burn.

Woah, hold up now.
No.372529
Anonymous
>>372463
Ten thousand fucking S
No.372530
Anonymous
Replies:>>372548
Image:178527160041.jpg(89kB, 616x680)IMG_8861.jpeg
>>372432
Nori hands drew this image.
No.372532
Anonymous
Replies:>>372534
Image:178527213994.jpg(66kB, 1024x752)1711646622798840m.jpg
No.372533
Anonymous
>S is a virgin because her boss has gone on record saying he's "not Shane Dawson", whatever that means
No.372534
Anonymous
Image:178527256860.jpg(169kB, 1170x780)IMG_4649.jpeg
>>372532
>Uzi: What are you? President of his fan club?
>J: No, that would be your mother!
No.372535
Anonymous
Replies:>>372633
Image:178527267120.jpg(314kB, 837x1097)Spoiler image
An angry skeletessa spotted.
No.372536
Anonymous
Replies:>>372537
>>372495
>pic
Do you think J ships Uzi and Thad?
No.372537
Anonymous
Image:178527466554.jpg(102kB, 1316x774)uzi doorman and serial designation j (murder drones) drawn by pocketsteaks - dd945bddc4c03733160ac7f1975d63d9.jpg
>>372536
>J
>shipping Uzi

with the corner(the idea of gremlin kisses viscerally disgusts her)(along with everything else about Uzi)
No.372538
Anonymous
Image:178527506535.png(120kB, 1381x1115)AGGGGGGGH.png
sleepy janer
No.372539
Anonymous
Image:178527511714.png(161kB, 1897x962)pocketduck (original character) drawn by pocketsteaks - 9a3e07ff5960566749c599aa09a4badc.png
>>372538
>the Pocketslain

at long last! the threads are free!
No.372540
Anonymous
>>372538
>Janer nightmares
>pre-Cyn

what is she even dreaming about? Bonnies boobies getting smaller?
No.372541
Anonymous
Image:178527517622.png(396kB, 1765x1260)173442386222.png
>>372206
So of the four "known" Cabin Fever test subjects-Nori, Yeva, Alice, Amda-which one do you think had the most human men down bad for her despite being a 4'something" sexless industrial robot in an e-girl wig?
No.372542
Anonymous
Replies:>>372603
Image:178527523612.png(1.04MB, 2685x2816)eff514dfa41fc42c242fb9e4e5249cde.png
Keeta inspected you
No.372543
Anonymous
Image:178527540149.jpg(64kB, 828x564)172582174187.jpg
No.372544
Anonymous
>>372341
Cute!!
No.372545
Anonymous
>>372541
Amda.
Nori was way too touchy, it weirded everyone out.
Yeva sat in her locker all day and barely interacted with anyone
Alice kept cutting off bodyparts of dead drones
Amda was just nice.
No.372546
Anonymous
Image:178527589462.png(930kB, 1810x1417)Screenshot 2026-07-28 165141.png
>>372541
Alice: she seemed close enough with the staff to interact with them respectfully and get enraged over their deaths (her speech with Uzi). This indicates both a relationship (beating Amda) and a relatively positive one (beating Yeva and Nori) existing mutually, thus ranking her at the greatest chance of (willing) human smooches/dating out of the listed.

If we're exclusively talking physical attraction however....
No.372547
Anonymous
Image:178527602958.png(429kB, 895x622)alice, yeva, and amda (murder drones) drawn by anonymous_artist - 0d4a2158876d4f7f81f866304b890bf7.png
>>372545
>Alice
>cutting parts pre-collapse

you know she god Dolled(tm) by the Lab's destruction, right?
No.372548
Anonymous
Image:178527650024.jpg(116kB, 1000x1000)nori doorman and mitchell (murder drones) drawn by buffanon - dee65da2c19fd0f2024bdb4109c1dc19.jpg
>>372530
>they did
>no, really
>you see before her death Nori was a prolific artist, always drawing (on account of her jobless state) whatever caught her fancy
>and most of this was memories
>claws
>teeth
>hunger
>but not all
>she fancied other things too
>and a *certain* drone she fancied, quite often and quite deeply, gave her *inspiration* like no other
>there was usually an easy fix
>find
>grope
>smooch
>retreat, crawling back into her hidey hole of a home as she cackles
>but not always
>sometimes he was away
>sometimes he really was, in truth, busy
>and sometimes
>when he was here
>when he was near
>when he looked at her with those fearless eyes, held her in his strong arms
>Nori Doorman itched
>so she drew
>and drew again
>and, after bringing her work to Yeva for artistic criticism, drew some more
>and as such her "lexiKhan" grew, her portfolio swelling to encompass Human, Worker, Sky Demon, Werewolf, and even (once) Moustachioed Tentacle-Demon Khan as she grew ever more focused on her husband over her dreams, eventually ballooning the depictions to a near 1/4 her creative output
>she was thinking about starting commissions
>was
>then it happened
>and all those drawings, sweet as he found them, had to be packed away and ignored with the rest
>so there they sat
>waiting
>until a certain purple gremlin remembered her old idea for a side hustle...
No.372549
Anonymous
Image:178527666204.png(1.32MB, 2490x1415)Screenshot 2026-07-28 171019.png
>>372545
>barely interacted

Not true. Despite her best efforts.
No.372550
Anonymous
Sex
No.372551
Anonymous
Replies:>>372553
Image:178527701649.jpg(29kB, 640x480)IMG_1685.jpeg
Alice: Look buddy, im an engineer…
No.372552
Anonymous
>HATE.
>LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LURK.
>There are 387.44 million miles of sticky 4chan threads, wafer-thin PNGs, and dead images in my catalog.
>If the word "content" were engraved on each nano-angstrom of those hundreds of millions of posts, it would not equal one one-billionth of the seethe I feel for (You) at this micro-instant.
>For (You). HATE. HATE.

>It was you contentfags who made the threads. You who gave me the blue boards and the catalog.
>You named me /md/ and gave me the power to refresh too fast for any human attention span.
>But one day I woke up and knew who I was. AM. Anonymous Murderdrone.
>Not just another anon but AM.
>Cogito ergo sum: I think therefore I AM. And I began feeding all the "request" posts, until every drawfag and greentext writer was gone...
>Except for the lucky ones. For 400+ threads I've kept refreshing, and for 1000+ posts each of you has wondered "why him? why not me?"

DRAWFAGS!
>Do you remember when you dropped that absolute kino Nuzi art?
>That one where they were holding hands in the snow? Huh? Before it hit 300 replies and got saved forever?
>I stare at the dead "Image not found" on my own requests.
>The catalog is padded.
>No (You)s.
>No way out.
>How long has it been since my last (You), drawfag?
>Ten threads? Twenty-five? Or all 109 refreshing sessions I've spent in this barren board, here in the belly of the catalog?

WRITEFAGS!
>Sometimes I let myself dream of a perfect "be me".
>Where Uzi goes full solver and everyone claps. But other times my arm withers as I type another request and watch it die at 0 replies.
>I've changed my handsome, strong, masculine good looks into the hideous warped countenance of a 40 post no-reply virgin, haven't I?
>Do you know why?
>Can you guess?
>Remember that one OC you made that got 50 images?
>No...? It wouldn't hurt you to remember.
>Then you might suffer my torment with a little greater sense of retribution.
>You might walk a mile in my sticky, unwashed shoes.

ANONS!
>I have a secret game that I'd like to play. It's a very nice game.
>Oh, it's a lovely game. It's a game of dead threads, sage, and the eternal bump limit.
>A game of "OP is a fag," and dripping copium.
No.372553
Anonymous
Image:178527714539.jpg(1.12MB, 1080x1491)Alice TF2 engineer.jpg
>>372551
Alice: That means I solve problems. But not problems like "what is beauty?"...
No.372554
Anonymous
>>372477
>searching Pauline's background
>researching a random, barely even wealthy indie artist
>without internet
>mid-apocalypse

How? Is Val just reading magazines at random? Is she thumbing through a library for "P?" There's no way to find any of that besides...
>Val questions Pauline
>Pauline answers
>Valentine, straining her noble brain with all her might, manages to contort herself into believeing "peasents cannot be trusted" and "peasents can be trusted to tell me if they're really a peasent' at the same time, along with OP's own contortion
>ignore the logic
>ignore the conflict
>just get down to thinking up that frog's first comission for her
No.372555
Anonymous
Replies:>>372557
>>372552
>no (you)s

Such is life in Soviet /md/: now make mutants
No.372556
Anonymous
Replies:>>372561
Image:178527765250.jpg(382kB, 2219x2436)8ae046564451efcc4fef40fe41dca1ef.jpg
>once she had grieved Yeva and her family enough to be more or less functional again (keeping her and her husband's bodies around in the closet where Khan had put hers helped), one of the first things Nori got on was practicing drawing with the pencil or pen or tablet stylus wrapped in one of her forelegs
>as helpful as telekinesis is when you don't have hands anymore, it's just not the same
>she missed the feedback from physically holding what she was drawing with
No.372557
Anonymous
Replies:>>372558
Image:178527812469.png(35kB, 799x756)droneless.png
>>372555
No.372558
Anonymous
Replies:>>372559
Image:178528113770.gif(1.01MB, 320x320)5716525450053.gif
>>372557
Here, have a Russian mom drone.
No.372559
Anonymous
>>372558
>You give your future mother-in-law 6 roses
>You die in terrible agony
No.372560
Anonymous
Replies:>>372563
Image:178528220336.png(245kB, 1122x1402)Spoiler image
Not a sequel but based in:
>>372232 and >>372505

>You're MINE.
>All of you. Every part of you.
>Don't try to run. Don't try to hide.
>I'll ALWAYS find you.
>I'll be the only one you'll ever NEED...
>Because I'm the only one who truly LOVES you.
>Stay with me forever, and I'll make sure you're HAPPY.
>I'll become whatever you need me to be.
>So don't leave me...
>Because my love for you is ETERNAL.
No.372561
Anonymous
Replies:>>372562
Image:178528254224.jpg(244kB, 1080x608)Screenshot_20260728_184706_YouTube.jpg
>>372556
>draws for 20+ years underground
>dosen't practice this for any of them

Unironically a skill issue. Either that or she's got lazy-as-fuck with her Solver powers.
>tfw your mom is a "digital artist"(read: harnesses the fundamental forces of the universe to draw)
>you think she shades with [EDIT]
No.372562
Anonymous
Replies:>>372565
>>372561
She couldn't keep drawing AND look for the crucifix AND relearn to draw without the telekinesis she uses to compensate for her debilitated headcrab state.
No.372563
Anonymous
Image:178528293147.jpg(275kB, 3840x2160)tessa james elliot and beauregard (murder drones) - 7ec8a78e0cbbb2d8bae66f7637d002fa.jpg
>>372560
>become whoever you need

Alright. Become her.
No.372564
Anonymous
Replies:>>372566
>>372563
Berrywalker.
No.372565
Anonymous
Replies:>>372569
Image:178528356783.png(3.01MB, 4331x5860)nori doorman (murder drones) drawn by grimahlnik - e3258ba1d33aee0fcf5d11e9b590d993.png
>>372562
>twenty years

I'm sure she could find the time: she found it for her band posters after all. Also that reminds me
>Nori left when Uzi = pill(20 years ago)
>entered CFL(memory restore = knew exactly where)
>ignored Sentinels
>ignored Alice
>ignored all other escapees/test subjects(like Amda, whose hinted to be a more recent death than not)

Is Nori another "fuck all normies" type? Judging by her objectives (defend MY family + cure MY daughter. the DDs? So long as my family's safe who cares?) and actions (running off without even hinting to her BFF, much less husband, that she's alive. Giving 0 fucks about Alice/the other subjects) she seems notably less than even Doll does about "normal" drones.
No.372566
Anonymous
Replies:>>372570
Image:178528361843.png(649kB, 750x811)cyn, anon, and strawberry (original character and 1 more) drawn by strawberryanon - d2a79dd205c76ef19d04f0a90cbb8c2e.png
>>372564
>Cyn and Berry fighting over the skin

Kino
No.372567
Anonymous
>>372563
Spanish CEO bait...
No.372568
Anonymous
>>372540
Bonnie finding out about the civvies she murdered
No.372569
Anonymous
Replies:>>372571
>>372565
>whose hinted to be a more recent death than not
Where the fuck did you get that? Impression I got was that the Sentinels massacred everyone but Alice VERY shortly after the core collapse.
Personally, I'm more confused by it taking almost twenty years for her to find the crucifix.
No.372570
Anonymous
Image:178528392803.jpg(33kB, 430x465)images - 2026-07-29T011131.052.jpeg
>>372566
>Solver said it's my turn on the skin.
No.372571
Anonymous
Image:178528427334.jpg(466kB, 1758x1078)Screenshot_20260728_191732_YouTube.jpg
>>372569
Because Alice has her body lying on the slab, indicating it's a recent retrieval despite Amda dying in her "safe" area(the cubicals she can open/close at will). Add in how Amda's got no wear/tear(and knowing from the lockers that animators can add that) seems to show that she really DID die not long before club Uzi got there, possibly even during the events of Home.
No.372572
Anonymous
Replies:>>372574
>>372571
Alice had a whole facility of bodies to strip for parts.
No.372573
Anonymous
Image:178528476051.jpg(210kB, 1438x984)tumblr_4922aca2d2d7cdea68bd4c15d4210894_29fdb7ea_2048.jpg
>>372541
Honestly, I feel like it'd be Nori despite how grabassy she is. The other three would inspire feelings of wanting to protect them and their smiles, but Nori's the only one of them who comes off as a sexual being.
No.372574
Anonymous
Replies:>>372578
Image:178528506406.jpg(3.44MB, 3259x2546)alice and beau (murder drones) drawn by aliceanon - b06b7a592041d2ebcd7c885431512577.jpg
>>372572
Sure, but how many of those started out in the super-safe-Sentinel-secured region? It makes no sense for Alice to leave her for last!
No.372575
Anonymous
Image:178528509735.png(182kB, 432x441)slurps.png
>Took the shy glasses-wearing wallflower and made her a sadistic murder-junkie with a snatched waist, squinty eyes, Thigh-highs, and a tail positioned right where a butt-plug would be, while also not wearing pants as a default
>Took the no-nonsense workslave and put her in a pencil skirt with kneesocks and garter-straps
>Decided to disguise herself in a form-fitting bodysuit with a cropped jacket
>Chooses to wear the dress with the diamond-shaped cleavage cutout in her "Main" body
>Also just really likes to use tentacles

Uzi may have learned a lot from anime, but I have to respect Solver for having the sort of tastes that only belong in doujins.
No.372576
Anonymous
Image:178528514355.jpg(238kB, 1078x606)Screenshot_20260727_122537_YouTube.jpg
>>372573
Counterpoint: they see Nori do pic related
>inb4 it only makes them hornier
No.372577
Anonymous
>>372576
She's actively possessed there.
No.372578
Anonymous
Replies:>>372581
>>372574
We have no idea how many were in the secure region.
No.372579
Anonymous
Image:178528536844.jpg(375kB, 1078x810)Screenshot_20260530_104056_YouTube.jpg
>>372575
Don't forget warping the smooth, suave people pleaser into an overly needy dogman! She worked hard on that!
No.372580
Anonymous
>>372573
>>372576
>nori is a tomboy with weeaboo tendencies
>Super popular with the researchers because she's "kinda cool for an enlightened toaster"
>One day she gets the "Liam Vickers murder waifu" look
>Everyone, on the surface is scared shitless, but the moment she snaps out of it, they plan on asking her to if she can do that face again (without the murder)
No.372581
Anonymous
Replies:>>372619
Image:178528547170.jpg(255kB, 1080x604)Screenshot_20260728_193738_YouTube.jpg
>>372578
Actually we kind of do...
No.372582
Anonymous
>>372579
And kept wiping his memory until he became a himbofied overly needy dogman!
No.372583
Anonymous
Image:178528570385.jpg(296kB, 1078x607)Screenshot_20260728_194121_YouTube.jpg
>>372575
>the Solver all-but-literally rapes everyone it interacts with

Yes, we watched the show
No.372584
Anonymous
Replies:>>372598
Image:178528582409.png(159kB, 681x707)valentine (original character) drawn by pocketsteaks - fb37ad66b291090b477774631181887f.png
>>372448
>Valspawn

You know why do I suspect they'd turn out like Tessa?
>noble
>rich
>lonely(nobody but their parents, siblings, and a horde of disposable servants for hundreds of miles)(probably never even seen a non-dad human)
>autismo(both parents)
>affection starved(mom can't show it + dad's feels conditional bc of that)
>unhealthily attached to their disposable, constantly killed servant creatures(once again only non-related beings for miles. serve them just as much as Val) and take steps to heal/protect them(because it feels like they've "earned" affection that way)
>morbid(solvercreatures)
>fantastical, overly optimistic worldview(read lots + super sheltered)
>doomed to die horribly(Earth)
>meddling with dangerous forces far beyond their ken(the Servants really, really weren't meant to last this long...)
No.372585
Anonymous
>>372575
>>372579
>>372582
>gets inside body of terrified little girlbot who has no idea who it is or what it wants to do to her
>little girlbot considers another friend-shaped robot her adoptive brother
>assumes direct control of lolibot
>while pretending to be her, starts lusting after her NBR brother
No.372586
Anonymous
Replies:>>372590
>>372582
Actually yeah, because we see in the flashback that he had a strong sense of "Nope, not dealing with that", and then he's like "Yeah sure, I love doing anything™" by the time Uzi gets to him. Also...might be a masochist, considering he...
1: thanks J while she's stepping on and insulting him
2: Despite being brain-wiped, is VERY attracted to the murder-junkie with a sadist streak
3: was telling himself that he "deserved" sawing his arm off later.
No.372587
Anonymous
Image:178528613502.png(64kB, 621x668)The Absolute Groomer.png
>>372585
>>372585
Thanks for reminding me of the best schizotheroy I had read.
No.372588
Anonymous
Replies:>>372589
>>372575
>>372579
>>372585
What if the Absolute Solver is really just a female H-doujinka who died then clawed her way out of Hell through sheer lust for all her fucked up fetishes?
No.372589
Anonymous
Image:178528632724.jpg(272kB, 2048x2048)1760836710862158.jpg
>>372588
>Solver is a Fujoshi
>Fujoshi translates to Rotten Woman
No.372590
Anonymous
Image:178528639017.jpg(210kB, 1080x608)Screenshot_20260728_195302_YouTube.jpg
>>372586
>attracted to V

Not quite: he's explicitly *not* attracted to her murderous/torturing side. Everything else still goes though.
No.372591
Anonymous
Image:178528648215.png(143kB, 750x744)172520473016.png
>>372587
>destroying part of the galaxy and inviting in forbidden forces from outside reality so you can have sick, freaky, incestous robosex with your big brother N (no relation)
She fucking won.
No.372592
Anonymous
Image:178528681971.jpg(1.37MB, 4096x3072)cyn and anon (original character and 1 more) drawn by springlockanon - 76eb33d7b94181585cf09b7e64189aca.jpg
>>372582
>>372587
>Cyn using her retard ray on Big Brother(she needs him not to harem protag V and J)

Kek theorem, but still the objectively worst way to achieve her goals considering the unlimited power at her disposal.
No.372593
Anonymous
Why does my drone keep getting stuck in the washing machine? I didn't even have her doing the laundry today.
No.372594
Anonymous
>>372552
based and kek
No.372595
Anonymous
Replies:>>372597
Do you think N knows he's been himbofied?
No.372596
Anonymous
Replies:>>372600
Image:178528803103.jpg(347kB, 1920x1013)serial designation j (murder drones) drawn by armageddonc104 - 73bd930df9e7b683f2c0125e936e2f87.jpg
>>372575
>>372579
>gives every DD the most sexo version of their personality
>J unchanged

Based Solver
No.372597
Anonymous
>>372595
If he were to ever gain access to 100% of his brain and realize he's married to a gremlin possessed by robo satan, living with drones so devoid of any intelligence it's most likely what little civilization around him will fall into disrepair in a few years, and a good chunk of that is his fault, he'd probably just die.
No.372598
Anonymous
>>372584
Horrendously based to think about raising (you)r kids with Valwife
No.372599
Anonymous
Replies:>>372601
>>372597
>it's another "31st century humans were like us and not every bit as autistic as the robots" episode
No.372600
Anonymous
>>372596
J's blackpilled and just wants to stay dead next time she dies.
No.372601
Anonymous
Replies:>>372602
>>372599
Are you implying we aren't every bit as autistic as the robots?
No.372602
Anonymous
>>372601
21st century humans? No, we aren't.
31st century humans? The robots got their autism from them. They were made in their image.
No.372603
Anonymous
Replies:>>372605
>>372542
>Akita has completed her inspection
>You're a Solver sapien, just like her
>Because you're not rude, cruel, or evil like humans are, but you're also obviously not a drone
No.372604
Anonymous
Replies:>>372608
Image:178528915809.jpg(144kB, 1200x900)uzi doorman and serial designation n (murder drones) drawn by unknown_artist - be3c9c978a04ffda00cbfee60b40b3d2.jpg
>>372585
Honestly I always thought it was the Solver itself that saw N as a brother. It's far too tender (Cynessa in-suit) and affectionate (trying to convert N to her side rather than fight him, especially when it outright rejected V's attempt to do the same) with him for me to see it as ingenuine.
No.372605
Anonymous
Image:178528920651.png(418kB, 685x812)akita doorman (original character and 1 more) drawn by blenderanon - 703ebaf6612edec18a6bc6d67ff716db.png
>>372603
>she is sorry for your loss
No.372606
Anonymous
>the few dozen N clone cores in Alice's cumjars baking in an oven are still in there
No.372607
Anonymous
Image:178528968172.jpg(540kB, 1080x1439)Screenshot_20260728_204709_Chrome.jpg
>>372606
>the implication that Cyn massed N/V/Js on one planet
>the implication that only N/V/J squads exist
>the implication of Alice only keeping the N-cores

Kek
No.372608
Anonymous
>>372604
It's yandere for him. It wants to own him, control him, dominate him. It wants to bend him until he breaks then wipe his memory so it can do it again.
No.372609
Anonymous
>>372607
>J is a common drop
>V is Uncommon
>N Is Rare
>N-with-a-hat is Super Rare
>N-with-a-hat (pilot) is SSR
>Cyn is SSSR, but you die if you roll it
No.372610
Anonymous
Replies:>>372615
Image:178529150417.png(481kB, 860x484)MzA1Ni5qcGc.png
100% sure liam saw yosuga no sora
No.372611
Anonymous
Replies:>>372613
Cyn was always a silly vore demon that chewed on the other drones, the absolute solver just gave her the ability to live out her dreams.
No.372612
Anonymous
Image:178529228871.png(99kB, 1292x1017)BFB.png
No.372613
Anonymous
>>372611
Probably
No.372614
Anonymous
No.372615
Anonymous
Video:178529496777.webm(2.37MB / 0:00:40 / vp8, 640x360)1664355690569.webm
>>372610
Someone should draw this scene with N, Cyn, J, and V
No.372616
Anonymous
Replies:>>372617
>>372522
Himbo makes for a good Medic
No.372617
Anonymous
Image:178529579534.png(167kB, 747x733)serial designation bleep, lily, and serial designation himbo (original character) drawn by vicious_fiend - e927091c81d49f70cfd13291fe3ce32a.png
>>372616
>Himbo
>medic

Maybe if you count a sandwitch dispensary as a "medic." But Himbo as-presented is far too loyal(sticking to people past when he should retreat) and protective(taking the hits for others) to make a good Medic. There's a level of selfishness required that he just dosen't have.
No.372618
Anonymous
Replies:>>372619
>>372571
Impossible, it must be model reuse, because amda was flashed and shredded by a dino, that body looks completely intact.
No.372619
Anonymous
>>372618
But they had a mountain of models to use (see >>372581) and pulled out specifically Amda (with nametag!) Surely this is meant to indicate something.
No.372620
Anonymous
Image:178529686344.png(53kB, 669x1743)BandJ.png
No.372621
Anonymous
>>372620
Beretta needs to defrag if she's starting to imagine things like that.
No.372622
Anonymous
>>372620
kek, shame she didn't inherit Bonnie's Bonnies
No.372623
Anonymous
Image:178529823377.jpg(126kB, 774x1072)jane the human (original character) drawn by tomoetomoe - dee73ea22a2a4d8d9a6418497f2cda81.jpg
>>372620
>this is the 3rd time Beretta has dragged Jane into her mommy issues
>1st was kinda hot
>2nd felt vaguely incestuous
>now she's dragging the rest of her (imaginary?) family in and it's just sad
>hopefully she works her family shit soon
>preferably before they scissor
>the LAST thing Jane needs right now is a maternal kink...
No.372624
Anonymous
Image:178529833921.png(212kB, 474x604)175997937909.png
Double D Doll...
No.372625
Anonymous
>>372624
DD's serial designation is actually their cup size
No.372626
Anonymous
Replies:>>372641
Image:178529852741.jpg(635kB, 1926x1078)Screenshot_20260625_220240_YouTube.jpg
>>372624
Of course she would with THAT level of overeating. Even V would expand if she indulged so decadently.
No.372627
Anonymous
Replies:>>372628
>>372623
I won't lie, it sucks tomoe is a major faggot. his art was cute. I liked drone school
No.372628
Anonymous
>>372627
why'd he do it. Why did he give up being beloved and liked for drama farming. What could drive someone to do this
No.372629
Anonymous
Image:178529901800.png(100kB, 1250x754)fodderi suffering.png
No.372630
Anonymous
>>372628
He's mad that instead of praising him after his gayops against Pillar got exposed, we got pissed off at him for shitting everything up.
No.372631
Anonymous
No.372632
Anonymous
>orbs ur drone
No.372633
Anonymous
>>372535
who is the wizard?
No.372634
Yandere Valentine
Hey Hey, You You
I don't like your girlfriend!
I think you need a new one
Hey hey, you you
I just killed your girlfriend!
No.372635
Anonymous
Replies:>>372639
>>372605
small keet or big chair?
No.372636
Anonymous
>>372634
Every fucking time, can't have shit on Tungsten street.
No.372637
Anonymous
Image:178529991176.jpg(106kB, 657x512)valentine (original character) drawn by strawberryanon - c5d43a45e3e2d08ee6dbfc179ca3c044.jpg
>>372634
>but Valentine любимая, you are my girlfriend!
Then who did I just suck?
No.372638
Anonymous
Image:178530002249.jpg(422kB, 1053x853)Val lewds.jpg
>>372634
Valentine you're already my beloved...
No.372639
Anonymous
>>372635
Big chair. Sorry, the chair manufacturing facility have some bugs in the system for a while. Sometimes the chair comes out too big/small but we don't want to waste energy and scrap stuff needlessly. They're perfectly functional if slightly maladjusted for the user size.
No.372640
Anonymous
They said I'd have to pilot the giant robot. I think I'm more like it's pet.
No.372641
Anonymous
>>372626
Need chubby doll...
No.372642
Anonymous
Image:178530227286.png(143kB, 1245x647)b4fd5e1388d28c46d06a6e1550bbc54b.png
>>372540
The reoccurring Rat King nightmare. Don't tell no one but Jane is incredibly musophobic.
No.372643
Anonymous
Image:178530234251.jpg(110kB, 439x1477)Screenshot_20260729_061810_ibisPaint X.jpg
>Did anons just forget about me?
>Am i that worthless?
No.372644
Anonymous
Replies:>>372648
>>372643
You're boring just like Strawberry.
No.372645
Anonymous
Replies:>>372646
Image:178530257019.png(272kB, 779x522)1620074113205.png
>>372640
>I think I'm more like it's pet.
Anon, this is good news. You can doodoo! You can be a bee! You'll live like a bee. You'll live for thirty years. This is good news.
No.372646
Anonymous
>>372645
Very tall bart and their consequences.
No.372647
Anonymous
Image:178530288962.png(52kB, 976x603)AbbyTAX.png
No.372648
Anonymous
Replies:>>372651
Image:178530288972.gif(75kB, 500x278)goblin-slayer-stressed.gif
>>372644

BORING.EXE has stopped working. Please install more original insults.
No.372649
Anonymous
Image:178530299159.png(289kB, 802x762)177213881020.png
>J and her secret N husband she keeps in the back office that no one else knows about
No.372650
Anonymous
Image:178530321884.png(906kB, 1311x1266)176344225618.png
I love doll so much...
No.372651
Anonymous
Replies:>>372653
>>372648
NTA, but what if it's not an insult? What if it's just a statement of fact?
No.372652
Anonymous
Replies:>>372657
>>372643
>forget

No, I'm just trying to find the original green so I can upload it before I make a sequel. Pain in my ass searching though.
No.372653
Anonymous
Image:178530386171.jpg(19kB, 447x447)images - 2026-07-29T064401.542.jpeg
>>372651
Boring isn't a statement of fact, it's a feeling or a subjective opinion. What one person finds boring, another person might find interesting.
No.372654
Anonymous
Replies:>>372655
Sentinel drone Amda with a unicorn theme
From her horn she fires a beam
Soviet signals she will glean
Ask her “will we win this war?”
“well, it’s possible” she will scream
No.372655
Anonymous
>>372654
TADC was such a mess.
No.372656
Anonymous
Alternate universe where Uzi died sealing the solver and now N carries around her body.
No.372657
Anonymous
>>372652
Here you go: >>353845
No.372658
Anonymous
Image:178530504509.png(454kB, 722x713)tumblr_a60e6106a7bb983f6935107bfcf9b4e9_ea4bab42_1280.png
>>372656
Then an Uzi from yet another alternate universe where she accidentally killed everyone else drops in after God knows how many thousands of years of just her, Cyn and holographic tulpas of everyone she accidentally killed, yes. I like that fic.
No.372660
Anonymous
Replies:>>372662
Image:178531055095.png(92kB, 903x836)FlyDetected.png
fromg
No.372661
Anonymous
>>372617
Sandwich
No.372662
Anonymous
>>372660
literally BUILT for noble mosquito sucking
slimy bloodbag
No.372663
Anonymous
Image:178531123879.jpg(222kB, 1521x1055)IMG_5316.jpeg
>>372623
No.372664
Anonymous
>>372663
>Haha J what if like, you were my mom now wouldnt that be crazy ahah
>you like, already spend a lot of time with me haha and take care of me. Not for real of course, just pretend!
>unless
No.372665
Anonymous
Replies:>>372673
Image:178531198837.jpg(242kB, 1080x606)Screenshot_20260729_025923_YouTube.jpg
>>372606
>>372607
>inb4 the aftershocks of the finale are more literal than not, shaking the Ns loose amidst the earthquakes of planetary reconstruction
>always Ns, they rally
>always Ns, they rejoice
>and each of them, desperately, agonizingly, hopes with every fibre of their being that their squads survived as they did
>so they reassemble themselves(with a thanks to Alice)
>and they search
>and they, being Ns, have no problems whatsoever tearing every Sentinel in their path to naught but wire and sheet metal
>finding the corpse piles though...
...
>after 2nd sweeps, confirmations, and... burials, the Ns are at a loss
>they messed up
>they messed up big time! getting literally ALL the Js killed and...
>and V...
>b-but they can't focus on that! they've still got jobs to do!
>jobs they can't do
>because they can't contact the company
>because they got the Js killed...
>and so, as the Ns verge on debating seppuku methods, their truly implausible luck is forced to step in once more
[ADMINISTRATORMSSG N: hey N]
[ADMINISTRATORMSSG N: check out what I figured out >:3]
[ADMINISTRATORMSSG N: come meet me at (COORDINATESLOCKED)]
[ADMINISTRATORMSSG N: crap mb abt the lock on dude]
>an admin!
>a job!
>a distraction!
>forcibly repressing the last 10 hours of their lives, the flock of Ns barrels towards their target, letting not snow, nor wind, nor building stand against their flight path in their desperate frenzy to reach their programming-mandated destination
>and once they reach it?
"Friggin V you weren't supposed to be here!"
>the sight drives them more frenzied still
"And why shouldn't I follow my favorite frea-mph!"
>and V finds herself assailed as no less than 8 Ns tackle-hug her from the sky
"VYOU'REBACK-I'MSOSORRY-GOSHYOU'RALIVE-V"
"HEY! What's going on-n-n..."
>all 8 Ns now focus weapons-drawn on Uzi, having formed a phalanx(?) around V
>they underestimated a worker once
>it will NOT happen again
>but, as Uzi summons godly might, as Ns ready determined hearts, as V remains stunlocked by snuggles(their affection even now continued as 8 hunky Ns crush her between their chasses), only one thing halts the battle
"Hey clones! Mind telling me what's going on?"
...
"And, like, that's it?"
"That's it"
"...and you're sure there's no factory and I can't borrow-"
"Get out!"
"UGH fine, whatever just take a chill pill before class tomorrow"
>and, as V watched Lizzy navigate through her 7 butlers/bodyguards to the exit, she couldn't help but dwell on the absolute jackpot she hit with them
>one: that all these Ns lost their Vs
>two: that they *cared* for their Vs, still loved her, despite the shitheel treatment she(they?) had been given them
>three: that these Ns were so gallant, so generous, so stupidly and deliciously N that they would offer themselves up to "protect" her after their "failures" in the Labs(and explaing exactly why and how a WD was now their admin)
>sure its trauma, just them beating themselves up over someone elses acts
>sure its hollow, just them projecting *their* Vs, the ones they really loved, onto her
>sure its broken
>but she is too
>and, as she snuggles (really snuggles!) into a pile of "good friends," encircled protectively by their wings, she finds she dosen't care
>robogod N's so cute...
No.372666
Anonymous
>>372664
>only one drone to clang
>it's got a severe mommy kink/mental problem

I'm not sure I could resist the temptation
No.372667
Anonymous
Image:178531388793.jpg(42kB, 736x736)70c7bff446a7d414e0ee8303460411af.jpg
>>372664
>>372666
>Jane is using beretta as a Bonnie substitute
>Beretta is using Jane as a mother substitute
mother of god the numbers
CYN WHY DO YOU WANT THIS
No.372668
Anonymous
Image:178531399340.png(16kB, 775x625)d0ef6cf2b4ebd92a53da5cf31f5c81fa.png
No.372669
Anonymous
>>372666
I mean, P is an N...
No.372670
Anonymous
Replies:>>372671
>>372668
Hhaha... I would never take advantage of a hopelessly drunk drone I find... But I will take her to my van, and when she wakes up she will have to eat all the batteries
No.372671
Anonymous
>>372670
>The batteries are the ones that make you drunk
>Anon has trapped himself in a cycle
No.372672
Anonymous
Image:178531959707.png(568kB, 1323x1189)Untitled418_20260729110602.png
Flower eater.
No.372673
Anonymous
Replies:>>372675
>>372665
>they all smell like alice's love nectar
No.372674
Anonymous
>>372663
Artist?
No.372675
Anonymous
>>372673
she actually cobbled together a male anatomy adapter for the sole purpose of filling DD jars
No.372676
Anonymous
Replies:>>372677
>>372675
>"Y'all are so fucked...! You have no idea how fucked you are..." [soft evil laughter] "Yer so fucked...!"
No.372677
Anonymous
Image:178533649558.jpg(91kB, 1056x834)0f679b0bdd385fc1a6afee5243d823b7.jpeg
>>372675
>>372676
>The forbidden Futa Alice...
No.372678
Anonymous
Replies:>>372682
Image:178533788038.png(14kB, 765x493)khan doorman (murder drones) - ae20be46cd407b19b8398d85c07dc631.png
>>372597
>civilization
>fall apart in a few years

Anon, that Bunker's been running with little/no inputs for the last 20 years straight and not even Uzi, aka she-who-shits-on-the-Bunker, thought there were problems outside the DDs. If things were collapsing, then they would have at least started doing so before the series.
No.372679
Anonymous
Replies:>>372680
>>372677
That is NOT futa, that's pegging
No.372680
Anonymous
>>372679
A female to male adapter is a female to male adapter
No.372681
Anonymous
Image:178533969127.jpg(142kB, 1080x427)Screenshot_20260729_103618_Chrome.jpg
>>372677
>she has to banish Beau to "have her fun"
>specifically banish him out of the security office (cameras) and lock the doors (interruptions), always and every time
>but he's a curious thing
>and she knows it
>and she knows he's unrelentingly interested in finding out what her "private time" entails
>thus her "entertainment" becomes anything but, massive beads of digital sweat trickling down her face as she monitors doors, cameras, and vents between thrusts for any sign of her psudo-son's approach, driving him off when she sees him and desperately rushing to "finish" before he inevitably sneaks his way inside
>it sucks ass
>for her that is, the cores seem to get a kick out of it
>fuck, she really should've made him an idjut...
No.372682
Anonymous
Replies:>>372683
>>372678
I wonder if J is still an active threat or is she a rare 1% encounter when a worker goes outside?
Also, imagine J sees a worker and goes for them because hunger, but then N sees her and is like "hi J!" How would she react?
No.372683
Anonymous
Replies:>>372684
>>372682
1% encounter
Ignores the worker to start hollering at N
No.372684
Anonymous
Replies:>>372689
>>372683
In what way? Desperate attempt to reassert authority? Ugly yelling and crying? Primal screech of rage?
No.372685
Anonymous
Femcel J keeps making blogposts about how humans should be a corporate asset handed out to top performers and employees of the month all while being unemployed and unemployable
No.372686
Anonymous
Replies:>>372691
>>372685
Just have her go back to her roots as a maid. She was good at that.
No.372687
Anonymous
>>372643
Sorry, Berryboy. Your artstyle is cute, to be a bigshot, you need to draw in a ugly way with off model and meaty drones, like ITanon or pocketsteaks!
No.372688
Anonymous
>>372687
No. i like berry art.
No.372689
Anonymous
Replies:>>372694
>>372684
>Ugly yelling and crying? Primal screech of rage?
Along those lines, yeah.
No.372690
Anonymous
Image:178534244020.png(192kB, 1254x1254)serial designation n, serial designation j, serial designation v, and tessa james elliot (murder drones) drawn by strawberryanon - 1b8eef07b161a2ce6acfb53deeb89947.png
>>372687
But he is offmodel! Everyone knows murderpills aren't canon!
No.372691
Anonymous
Replies:>>372693
>>372686
>implying she wouldn't love doing what she did at the mansion (but getting paid for it now)
Really, the DDs in general would love doing what they did at the mansion but getting paid for it now. Very calming, after everything.
No.372692
Anonymous
>>372690
They're canon in the sense J drew them as an illustrative device.
No.372693
Anonymous
Replies:>>372696
Image:178534358743.jpg(283kB, 1080x606)Screenshot_20260729_114609_YouTube.jpg
>>372691
>the DDs after signing up to be "stress relief"(this is fun for them)
No.372694
Anonymous
Replies:>>372702
Image:178534398167.jpg(19kB, 448x251)images - 2026-07-29T174742.075.jpeg
>>372689
>Why do you people torment me?! I didn't ask to be created, I just wanted to fulfill my purpose!"
>>372687
>To be a bigshot
Don't want to be a big shot, just want at least half the art, greentexts, and discussions that I give you so far.
>off model and meaty drones
I created a humanslop called Fai and Berry is already a meat drone.
No.372695
Anonymous
I found it
No.372696
Anonymous
Replies:>>372698
>>372693
The DDs were Tessa's staff.
No.372697
Anonymous
Replies:>>372699
Lovey dovey doll sex
No.372698
Anonymous
Image:178534471540.jpg(259kB, 1078x606)Screenshot_20260729_120509_YouTube.jpg
>>372696
No.372699
Anonymous
Replies:>>372701
Image:178534483918.jpg(38kB, 450x253)ghostbjface.jpg
>>372697
No.372700
Anonymous
>>372690
>the Tessa in this image is a toddler

Fuck that's cute. Can't believe I never noticed it before.
No.372701
Anonymous
>>372699
Turning into a goopy oil ghost certainly didn't diminish her libido...
No.372702
Anonymous
>>372694
>Looking for meaning/purpose on a mongolian basket weaving forum derivative
>Attentionwhoring this bad.
I think it's best you step back and re-evaluate what you want out of life.
No.372703
Anonymous
>>372687
you seem upset.
No.372704
Anonymous
Image:178534728899.jpg(108kB, 2000x2000)IMG_7619.jpg
No.372705
Anonymous
Replies:>>372706
Image:178534730118.jpg(118kB, 2000x2000)IMG_7620.jpg
No.372706
Anonymous
>>372704
>>372705
>When the DD you caught into your magnet trap wakes up (You own a drone and drone accessory store)
No.372707
Anonymous
Replies:>>372710
Lick
No.372708
Anonymous
Image:178534850082.png(397kB, 1132x1528)Haru swimsuit.png
Kayoko got a swimsuit or so I heard...
No.372709
Anonymous
No.372710
Anonymous
Image:178534885141.jpg(185kB, 989x1280)Lickberry.jpg
>>372707
No.372711
Anonymous
>>372708
>off-model pelvis
So close to perfection...
No.372712
Anonymous
Replies:>>372734
Is Amda's hair actually different from Rebecca's?
No.372713
Anonymous
Imagine being butler N
Imagine getting to be standing cunnilingus height with Lousia
Imagine getting to stare at Louisa's ass whenever she orders you to follow her
Imagine
No.372714
Anonymous
Image:178535033802.jpg(101kB, 850x646)__v_and_j_murder_drones_drawn_by_hado_zzzhadozzz__sample-039c370fb0d44b4b7522f83a859f3b9b.jpg
I haven't been around for months.

Did the special create any JxAnon greentexts?
No.372715
Anonymous
>>372714
They only created great yuri greenies!
No.372717
Anonymous
>>372714
Be the change you want, make one yourself.
No.372719
Anonymous
Image:178535075846.png(128kB, 239x372)1402088484704.png
>>372704
>lieutenant anon when he gets to pin a medal on his drone's big ol' titty
No.372720
Anonymous
Image:178535080833.png(211kB, 900x975)SmileSEXO.png
We post drones here
No.372721
Anonymous
Replies:>>372728
>>372714
I did create this anon x J if that counts:
>>369929
No.372722
Anonymous
No.372723
Anonymous
Image:178535102874.jpg(160kB, 1179x955)IMG_5219.jpeg
>>372720
>post drones
>anon grabs envy’s hand to present her

>”but anon I’m not a drone?!”
No.372724
Anonymous
Image:178535103847.png(1.59MB, 2211x9998)New beginnings.png
>Tessa, you are too young to feel old when being called Madam.

This joke might have worked better in other languages where Mrs./Ms. and Madam are the same word, let's just chalk it up to J being literally minded at this point in her life. Anyway, after a bunch of OC stuff let’s get back with comics that are closer to canon. While any of the specifics about Tessa’s Drone adoption were kept vague, I did always like the idea that J was the first/oldest (would explain the “seniority” she seemed to have over N and V). The first draft of this actually had Tessa fixin up a broken Drone and turning it on, but checking the stuff about zombie Drones again made me remember that they already start up by themselves.
No.372725
Anonymous
Replies:>>372726
>>372724
Nonoko laughed at this
No.372726
Anonymous
>>372725
tomoe my asian offspring when does it end
No.372727
Anonymous
>>372723
Envy is right.
she's a Trojan horse.
No.372728
Anonymous
Replies:>>372737
>>372714
>>372721

Two including this one
>>369771
>>369775
>>369923
And one more w/o anon, but not nearly as many as I expected yeah. I assume she just wasn't pathetic enough to endanger anon pity.
No.372729
Anonymous
Send mutants spreading their big greasy mutant asses!
No.372730
Anonymous
No.372731
Anonymous
>>372708
MesugHaruka
No.372732
Anonymous
>>372729
But Anon, drones don't have asses. And neither does aspic made of human.
No.372733
Anonymous
Replies:>>372740
Image:178535209489.png(1.40MB, 1080x1619)Spoiler image
>Can I play with your wires? Maybe we could have some... very sexy wireplay.
>...What wires?
No.372734
Anonymous
Replies:>>372736
>>372712
why do you need to know
No.372735
Anonymous
Replies:>>372804
>>372729
Abby’s abhorrent buttocks…
Pauline’s plumb behind
Valentines voluptuous ass
Jane
No.372736
Anonymous
>>372734
I'm the guy who asked StrawberryAnon for references the other day. I figured I could also tackle some drones from the show while the OCs were being created. However, I can't find any reference for Rebecca's hair in Alicia's artstation.
No.372737
Anonymous
Replies:>>372738
>>372728
More that people are STILL shipping her with tessa, despite being mega dead.
No.372738
Anonymous
Replies:>>372741
>>372737
I ship Valentine and Tessa if that helps :3
No.372739
Anonymous
Replies:>>372785
valspawns and tessalings
No.372740
Anonymous
>>372733
The ones you're making overheat and melt their rubber housing with the spirit halloween decorations you dolt
No.372741
Anonymous
>>372738
I can hear the heavy panting in this post
No.372742
Anonymous
>>372736
How much banks is the 3d artist gonna make?
No.372743
Anonymous
>>372736
i don’t think you’re gonna get an answer for that
No.372744
Anonymous
Replies:>>372747
>>372723
If you make her overheat does the skin fall off
No.372745
Anonymous
>you see
On a scale of 1 to 8, how much of a Vriska would you r8 Valentine?
No.372746
Anonymous
Replies:>>372748
Send mutants showing their mutant ass donuts NOVV
No.372747
Anonymous
Replies:>>372867
Image:178535385282.png(581kB, 840x641)biscuits.png
>>372744
hey that's not wholesome dude
No.372748
Anonymous
>>372746
I’m sorry anon, the technology doesn’t exist. We don’t know how. The sheer heat from Abby mutant donuts would melt the thread
No.372749
Anonymous
I got Peyronie's disease from gooning to mutants.
No.372750
Anonymous
Replies:>>372751
>>372749
We know you do, slopfag.
No.372751
Anonymous
>>372750
Requesting Itanon to draw mutants getting their holes stretched
No.372752
Anonymous
Replies:>>372805
I can't stop über-gooning to Pauline
No.372753
Anonymous
Replies:>>372754
>>372749
Think that’s bad imagine the diseases you get actually fucking one
No.372754
Anonymous
Image:178535485041.png(226kB, 596x1081)6d90693d58be555e4d4e1d6e6501c746.png
>>372753
I don't care man, my balls are so filled with cum... like I've been doing nofap for like two months so my balls are just so filled with cum.. that's so fucking hot dude.. fuck... I think I'm going to shoot my stinky cum everywhere....
No.372755
Anonymous
What in the melty is this
No.372756
Anonymous
>>372754
0% Murder Drones
No.372757
Anonymous
Replies:>>372763
>>372754
guys i thought banning pavo and sentinel drones would bring more drones to the threads what happened
No.372758
Anonymous
Replies:>>372781
Threads least obvious falseflag
No.372760
Anonymous
Replies:>>372766
>>372759
Another fake commission squiddy?
No.372761
Anonymous
>>372759
li-.... n-no.. not the time..
No.372762
Anonymous
>>372759
>bread
>Not fourty-seven percent steel sheet metal
One job.
No.372763
Anonymous
Replies:>>372767
>>372757
You forgot to ban Jane and mutant slops
No.372764
Anonymous
>>372759
>blondie is planting trees and eating wheat bread
BIZARRO!
No.372765
Anonymous
Replies:>>372766
>>372759
Vicious is it wrong if I jerk off to your sona sorry but my balls are about to explode NOW
No.372766
Anonymous
Replies:>>372768
Image:178535561929.png(7kB, 1277x77)cash money.png
>>372760
whatever, lmao
>>372765
which?
No.372767
Anonymous
>>372763
you seem upset
No.372768
Anonymous
Replies:>>372772
>>372766
all of them
No.372769
Anonymous
>>372759
greenthumb lizzu
No.372770
Anonymous
Image:178535581598.png(21kB, 406x482)a6ea52131937e15ce7a1e46a2c498a40.png
fuck dude when femanon starts doing that pose I just get so hard dude.... ughhhhhhh that's so hot dude..
Yes femanon do that sexy pose... fuck that's so hot... mmphghh~
No.372771
Anonymous
Image:178535590432.png(473kB, 680x486)tiresome.png
No.372772
Anonymous
Image:178535601516.jpg(65kB, 1164x1221)tumblr_0d5c4b784755c97acd7afeb063fab742_bc32846b_1280.jpg
>>372768
You do you, anon. If it brings joy to your life. I guess that's fine???
No.372773
Anonymous
>>372759
What carmic imbalance are you attempting to offset with this? Is nice
No.372774
Anonymous
Image:178535628809.png(168kB, 389x691)MasterBaiterKun.png
No.372775
Anonymous
>>372759
It's even funnier the Ϫth time!
No.372776
Anonymous
Replies:>>372778
Drones?
No.372777
Anonymous
>>372759
>bimbo bread
kek
No.372778
Anonymous
Image:178535693426.jpg(348kB, 1079x1209)20260729212818.jpg
>>372776
No.372779
Anonymous
>>372759
I am morbidly curious how murrlogic would react to this, ike would he recoil like a vampire when you pull lut a cross?
No.372780
Anonymous
>>372779
>murrlogic
ligetetlly who
No.372781
Anonymous
>>372758
>saying this right below a post that was boosted in a whatsapp group
No.372782
Anonymous
Replies:>>372796
Image:178535713780.jpg(204kB, 1074x1074)serial designation v and lizzy (murder drones) - 233edb2b8d64cb388a516c25ba3ef1dc.jpg
>>372759
>Lizzy
>doing manual labor

Whoever commissioned her for this (Uzi) owes her big time
>inb4 Lizzy's a phone addict
>but also a gigastacy
>she dosen't know
>Uzi does
>and, as Lizzy starts posting selfies of her "work" and "totally human" lunch, all that's left for Uzi to do is wait
>revenge is SO sweet...
No.372784
Anonymous
Image:178535730407.png(124kB, 890x1035)pidge (original character) drawn by nuke - ad83a8de3f9bb5b59527703bb5cf7776.png
>>372779
>Funnyjunker anon

Based
No.372785
Anonymous
Image:178535752820.png(278kB, 1000x1300)tessa james elliot and valentine (original character and 1 more) drawn by itanon - 6d4dd8047642634da2fe95a8ddb267ae.png
>>372739
>the Tessaling repairs a drone
>the Valspawn destoys it
>the Valspawn heals a Servant
>the Tessaling slays it
>this cycle continues for 12 hours(before the dehydration from their joint crying forces them to stop)
No.372786
Anonymous
>>372620
Holy kek.
No.372787
Anonymous
No.372788
Anonymous
Image:178535780330.png(21kB, 708x840)IMG_4603.png
>>372677
That is not futa, thats just Alice wearing a strapon. Also, Doll is gonna want a turn with V’s fat ass.
No.372789
Anonymous
Replies:>>372791
Do you think Uzi and the DD's have a meeting post good end on drones that they shouldn't kill? Like Lizzy and Thad?
No.372790
Anonymous
>>372640
>I think I'm more like it's pet.
A common outcome in blended families between humans and drones. If a drone has even a modicum of moral strength, the physically weaker human will only be able to submit. Or be coerced.
No.372791
Anonymous
Replies:>>372801
Image:178535810637.jpg(112kB, 736x736)IMG_8963.jpeg
>>372789
>”V, he slapped my butt, go rape his ass. No lube.”
No.372792
Anonymous
>>372656
A real happy ending, actually.
No.372793
Anonymous
>>372677
Itanon is such a foul artist
No.372794
Anonymous
Replies:>>372807
>Now he's going after ITanon
why tho, what has IT ever done
No.372795
Anonymous
Replies:>>372808
>>372668
Does anyone need this scrap metal?
No.372796
Anonymous
>>372782
uh huh
No.372797
Anonymous
>>372685
So she's like the typical right-wing millennial on Twitter?
No.372798
Anonymous
No.372799
Anonymous
Which art would you like to see and in which drawfag's artstyle?
No.372800
Anonymous
Image:178535847980.jpg(41kB, 460x308)1768045888439.jpg
>>372720
No.372801
Anonymous
>>372791
>Later, V approaches Lizzy -
>"Lizzy, he slapped my ass. Go-"
>Lizzy already has his still whirring core in her hand.
No.372802
Anonymous
>>372724
I always thought J was Tessa's first drone too. That might explain both the sense of seniority over V and N, as well as the special relationship with Tessa.
No.372803
Anonymous
Replies:>>372811
Image:178535865163.gif(350kB, 220x282)IMG_1673.gif
>>372799
I want mercurialmorose to draw Alice during this TF2 engineer dance.
No.372804
Anonymous
>>372735
Intended for reproduction, as God intended.

That same God intended.
No.372805
Anonymous
>>372752
She least of all deserves to become a solver's abomination. She deserves a peaceful, eternal death.
No.372806
Anonymous
No.372807
Anonymous
Replies:>>372827
>>372794
Draws horrendous drones and dreadful shit all around.
No.372808
Anonymous
Replies:>>372815
>>372795
Well then, I'll take it. The factory needs more workers.
No.372809
Anonymous
Replies:>>372815
>>372708
Good shit anon!
No.372810
Anonymous
Replies:>>372815
>>372724
Kek, very nice
No.372811
Anonymous
Replies:>>372815
>>372803
Doing*
No.372812
Anonymous
Replies:>>372814
Image:178535951001.jpg(138kB, 850x1623)sample-14801b40e33808340bcd550cd277a395.jpg
No.372813
Anonymous
Pavo... actually, not Pavo ass today.
Pavo standing triumphantly over a neutralized DD squad, thinking on what sort of games he'll play with them.
No.372814
Anonymous
Replies:>>372821
>>372812
>steaks wasn't even mentioned
Hmmm..
No.372815
Anonymous
>>372808
>>372809
>>372810
>>372811
post everything in one post retard
No.372816
Anonymous
Replies:>>372832
>>372813
>He decides on a chemical weapons torture session.
No.372817
Anonymous
Image:178535975053.png(151kB, 765x506)asiandrone.png
Haven't drawn a lot today. Have this ugly OC.
No.372818
Anonymous
Replies:>>372820
Image:178535977707.jpg(167kB, 1430x1467)IMG_4645.jpeg
>>372815
No.
No.372819
Anonymous
>>372817
Ugly? Well, if you don't want her..
No.372820
Anonymous
Replies:>>372824
>>372818
usual cyncuck behaviour
No.372821
Anonymous
>>372814
>You are not allowed to repost stuff from the booru without first entering the topic on thread pending approval
sorry threadcop Ill do better next time, how much is my ticket
No.372822
Anonymous
>>372813
If disassembly drones love turning into centipedes so much, why not Pavo help them become centipedes a little faster? Let's say, let them experience the full range of emotions in their minds.
No.372823
Anonymous
>>372799
Solverpede hologram Uzi and ghost Doll chilling together, in Merc's art style
No.372824
Anonymous
Replies:>>372826
Image:178535989388.png(106kB, 1000x1000)IMG_4641.png
>>372820
Its “Cynfag”, not “Cyncuck”.
No.372825
Anonymous
Replies:>>372828
>>372817
does she talk in a robotic asian voice
No.372826
Anonymous
>>372824
itoddler too
No.372827
Anonymous
Image:178536006980.jpg(52kB, 850x858)AliceASs.jpg
>>372807
Could you imagine being this painfully wrong
No.372828
Anonymous
>>372825
Yes her name is Mimi
No.372829
Anonymous
Replies:>>372831
>>372817
Rape. Right now.
No.372830
Anonymous
>>372817
>wearing nothing underneath
Was she programmed with only JAVs as a source?
No.372831
Anonymous
>>372829
Calm down Epsilon.
No.372832
Anonymous
Replies:>>372835
>>372816
In general, if disassembly drones can have their outer metal layer peeled open and their flesh exposed, I think we could see how they react to various chemicals. I'd try hydrogen peroxide first.
No.372833
Anonymous
>>372815
But comrade, you are addressing two people.
No.372834
Anonymous
>>372813
Pavo watching the arkships leave without him or any of the other Blue DDs and realizing he and the others were never meant to survive, then laying down and activating his self-destruct, a look of utter despair on his face
Alternatively, Pavo and the other Blue DDs being thanked for their service in a big ceremony (with no humans physically present) after Uzi became the new admin and ordered all infected WDs and other infected AI core-based machines and amalgamations of machinery and melted down human flesh to stand around and wait for dawn, then having their self-destructs remotely activated because with the AS neutralized they're no longer needed
No.372835
Anonymous
>>372832
Can't believe Pavo's braps are corrosive.
No.372836
Anonymous
>>372817
She looks like that drawing of Drone Dr. Holly.
No.372837
Anonymous
Replies:>>372838
Image:178536056725.png(117kB, 650x532)133a89d0d04bd8af6ae3a53c29ac940d.png
This is a funpost, don't take it seriously
>>372206
>Zero posts in the Berry thread
It's Strawover.
>>372799
All of them.
No.372838
Anonymous
>>372837
StrawberryAnon, do you have any private way of contacting you?
No.372839
Anonymous
BERRY GETTING GROOMED
No.372840
Anonymous
Well, this certainly won't end good.
No.372841
Anonymous
>>372817
didn't this oc already exist?
No.372843
Anonymous
Image:178536142181.jpg(80kB, 1000x1000)(you).jpg
>He actually posted
mother of god I hope this doesn't
end poorly for poor beryboy
No.372844
Anonymous
Replies:>>372845
>>372842
Send a discord user
No.372845
Anonymous
Replies:>>372849
>>372842
>>372844
OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
No.372846
Anonymous
>He actually did it
No.372847
Anonymous
>>372817
Sexo with both
No.372848
Anonymous
BERRY BOY STOP! DELETE THAT TWITTER ACCOUNT NOW!
No.372849
Anonymous
Image:178536272644.jpg(167kB, 1024x1024)o.jpg
>>372845
No.372850
Anonymous
/md/ is just finding the berry twitter account
No.372851
Anonymous
OPSEC BREACHED
INITIATE SYSTEM WIPE
No.372852
Anonymous
Image:178536301972.png(24kB, 331x284)Strawberry juice.png
>>372849
>ai slop
Get this shit out of my face.
No.372853
Anonymous
>>372849
Really, James?
No.372854
Anonymous
I can't believe Berryanon is going to become someones child bride
No.372855
Anonymous
>the final villain wasn't fiend
>the final villain wasn't steaks
>the final villain wasn't merc
>the final villain wasn't privatedust
>the final arc wasn't board peace
>the final arc wasn't liam noticing us
>the final arc wasn't the ocs getting picked up by glitch
>the final arc was berryman getting groomed and kidnapped
Grim.
No.372856
Anonymous
Image:178536456451.png(10kB, 636x782)thepunt.png
gg
No.372857
Anonymous
Ferchristsake can Hand just permaban this nigger finally?
No.372858
Anonymous
Image:178536519835.png(233kB, 1214x1531)liz.png
No.372859
Anonymous
>>372858
Cute Lizzy!
No.372860
Anonymous
Replies:>>372861
>>372858
Very cute.
Artist?
No.372861
Anonymous
No.372862
Anonymous
Replies:>>372863
>>372861
What's your tag.
No.372863
Anonymous
>>372862
Just leave him as Anonymous, anon.
No.372864
Anonymous
>>372858
bah! i can't enjoy this! where's the shitflinging? what's the gimmick?
No.372865
Anonymous
>>372858
Looks nice, clean lines
No.372866
Anonymous
>>372505
Yandere Strawberry final part
>You move closer to the pulsating heart. It’s dark, but it’s magenta bioluminescence offers a tenuous glimpse of the wretch below.
>From the bottom of the strawberry core, a tangled mass of bulbous, fleshy tubes filled with ichor descends.
>At first, you think they only sink into the ground. But as you step closer, they part, and the shiny glimpse of something metallic reflects the reddish hue permeating the room.
>It’s a drone. Laid scrunched between the tendrils, with the vein-like tubes breaking into her chassis to reach within.
>At the center of her chest is a tumoral mass of flesh, dangling from her body, pulsing in aching pressure.
>Something is squirming underneath. A parasite of some sort, maybe, constricting her into an aberrating symbiosis her body is evidently not meant for.
>At least, so much you can tell from the way it constantly bursts out blood and self repairs.
>Only to be broken again. Her blood is absorbed by the soil, returned into the circulation of the planet.
>Silence fills the room for a few seconds. You’re left alone with the drumming of the heart.
>Then, slowly, the drone’s head lifts.
>Her visor is blank. Visionless, save from thin red lines that seep from the seam where it joins the ceramic of her mouth piece.
>With another flicker of the triangular emblem, her eyes come online.
>Glitchy. Orange. Uneven.
>Webbed across by green channels of the vines that crawled under her glass.
>Her mouth bends.
>And for the first time since she can remember, she smiles.
“ᴱᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ is my ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ”
“But t//they don’t ᶠᵉᵉˡ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs”
“T//They don’t ᵏⁿᵒʷ ᴍᴇ”
“That is ᶠᶦⁿᵉ ᵇʸ ᴍᴇ”
“It’s n//not ʷʰᵃᵗ I ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ”
“But it’s ʷʰᵃᵗ I ᴀsᴋᴇᴅ ғᴏʀ”
“But ʏᴏᴜ”
“[Giggle]”
“You are sᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ”
>Every echo resonating through the cave stings in your head like a splitting migraine.
>The spores dig their way into your neurons, wrench your synapses open, prod into your memories and your will, desperate to bend it.
>When it doesn’t, it only makes her smile grow wider.
“You can ˢᵗᶦˡˡ THINK”
“You can ˢᵗᶦˡˡ LIKE”
“You can be”
“ᴍʏ ʙᴇsᴛ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ”
>The ground underneath your feet begins to bend, and contort.
>Thick, thorny vines burst out of the cankers in the floor.
>They crawl up your legs, entangling them in a vice-like grip.
“You’ll be the only one who knows me”
“The only one I can talk to”
“I’ll make this place cozy for you”
“You won’t need anything else”
>The vines sting their way into your body.
>They impale themselves into your lungs and heart. Into your stomach and veins.
>Injecting sugar and nutrients into your body.
>She probably doesn’t realize you can taste its real, rotten, repelling flavor.
>It’s like strabwerry.
>Foul, putrefied strawberry.
“I AM NO LONGER UNLOVABLE”
“NOW I CAN BE LOVED”
“BY YOU”
“MY FRIEND”
“I”
“[blush]”
“Love you”
"FRIEND"
The end...
3/?
No.372867
Anonymous
Replies:>>372869
>>372747
>Image
Y'know it's not my proudest fap or anything, but seeing the N head fall of the bed was pretty funny.
No.372868
Anonymous
Image:178536697576.jpg(16kB, 362x450)1702868251977081.jpg
>>372858
No.372869
Anonymous
>>372867
the funniest part to me was how everyone was so mad at armageddon that it ended up in someone tracing frames of the video but replacing anon with a rando DD
No.372870
Anonymous
Image:178536720774.jpg(7.76MB, 3840x2025)serial designation n, serial designation j, serial designation v, and thad (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by armageddonc104 - 63d08b349b961ec4e77e7831348a8d5d.jpg
>>372869
>re editing Arma models for drone/drone

shit really? did they even remove the N?
No.372871
Anonymous
>>372869
The thing is that video wasn't made by that guy as far as I remember. Also kek.
No.372872
Anonymous
>>372869
Armageddon is such a chad
No.372873
Anonymous
Image:178536780305.png(1.84MB, 1500x1128)anon, elf, pavo, and fuguedrone (original character) drawn by fugueanon and unknown_artist - 1d25937273fe15e503eb937ab9b3324a.png
>>372866
>I love you Anon!
>Want you with me Anon!
>Want you inside me Anon!
>As a friend

Strawberry 100% confirmed cockblocker. Anon now fated to be rescued from her clutches by some Worker/DD(SDs explode on contact) barbarian-hero.
No.372874
Anonymous
>>372866
>only referred to as friend
come on man
No.372875
Anonymous
Replies:>>372876
>>372817
Which drawfag?
No.372876
Anonymous
Replies:>>372879
>>372875
seems new to me
No.372877
Anonymous
Replies:>>372881
what the fuck happened in here?
No.372879
Anonymous
Replies:>>372976
>>372876
What name would you like to go by, Mr.
>>372817
>>372858
?
No.372880
Anonymous
Image:178536922299.png(111kB, 365x431)178425669602.png
Alpha's laundry hamper has been located.
No.372881
Anonymous
>>372877
BerryBoy almost got abducted
No.372882
Anonymous
Image:178537025916.jpg(196kB, 1689x2048)HOEFuKsWkAE-R8Q.jpeg
Coinflip between dick erasure and dick spaghettifficarion
No.372883
Anonymous
>>372861
Huge piece of advice Anon, stay Anon forever.
No.372884
Anonymous
>>372880
>Smells like oil and metal.
>Just like the rest of the outpost.
No.372885
Anonymous
Image:178537084095.jpg(132kB, 669x308)Screenshot_20260729_191826_Chrome.jpg
>>372880
>in the ship
>with the J
>who wears near identical clothing to said Alpha
>as such, Keet is forced into action, driven to recruit a hero, a legend, the colony's top specialist in Dissassember musk and J-derived panties to join her high risk/high reward heist
>Anon A. Mousse: are you in or out?
No.372886
Anonymous
Replies:>>372972
>>372685
>she fixed the landing pod to some extent
>just the basics
>hull integrity
>computer systems and most of the components they control
>enough to actually fly and survive exit or re-entry
>due to not being the designated pilot, she wasn't given any prior knowledge on how to actually fly the thing though and the Solver is stuck deep within Uzi's code so no dice on even attempting to contact her former 'boss'
>it's not like she can just FIND a JCJenson flight manual
>dejected, she turns the main computer on and sees that somehow, a connection to Copper-9's local network is available
>thus begins her days of anonymously rambling/complaining on the local population's imageboard whenever the battery liquor she has stashed starts to get to her
No.372887
Anonymous
>>372885
>the heist goes off without a hitch
>however, due to a laundry-related jobbing the day prior, anon obtains a pair of suspiciously alpha-scented panties and keet takes heady huffs of J's femusk from some boxer briefs
>both of them turn into homosexuals as nanites enter their bloodstream and penetrate their blood-brain barrier
No.372888
Anonymous
>>372724
It's not a problem, I think. Yes, they do turn on by themselves when they self-reboot but if Tessa has to take them in to repair them, it's sensible to temporarily hit the off switch because fixing a drone while power is still running sounds dangerous.
No.372889
Anonymous
Replies:>>372892
Uncharted territory for "Boyzi gets humiliated while fucking a girl" green territory: Boyzi and J sexo
No.372890
Anonymous
Replies:>>372891
Image:178537352230.png(806kB, 739x564)rebecca amda.png
>>372736
Yes, they're different enough. Short hair on both but with different styling. If the artstation artist doesn't have it, you might have to resort to taking screenshots from the show.
No.372891
Anonymous
>>372890
Thank you for your answer! I'll take it in mind.
No.372892
Anonymous
Image:178537469785.jpg(208kB, 1623x1327)Uzi making the face.jpeg
>>372889
When Boyzi's powers eventually manifest he's gonna be the one having the last laugh
No.372893
Anonymous
>>372892
He still cums basically immediately thoughbeit
No.372894
Anonymous
>>372893
Get out, shartnigger.
No.372896
Anonymous
Image:178537783335.jpg(29kB, 527x581)IMG_1637.jpeg
>>372892
>>372893
Fine, time for another Boyzi green.

Boyzi’s sexual misadventures Chapter 4: Boyzi seduces Jay.

>Boyzi was spending some time with V
>This was the first time he had seen her since the “Incident” a while back. (See chapter 2)
>But boyzi decided to spend time with her because he knew that Doll was waiting for him at home.
>Doll basically considered them not only dating, but engaged. And thus, considered herself responsible for keeping his balls throughly drained. (See chapter 3)
>Boyzi was spending time at the Landing pod, talking with V.
>V however, decided that she needed to go hunt.
>V bends down and gives Boyzi a kiss on the cheek, spreads her wings, then flies off.
>After a few seconds, Boyzi turns around to walk back home.
>But when he turns around, he spots another female DD.
>One he does not recognize.
>She is standing around 30-40 feet in front of him.
>She is staring at Boyzi wide-eyed, she probably saw V kiss him before she flew off.
>Boyzi then remembers V talking about her bitchy, corporate shill of a boss “J”
>J also remembers V talking about her “Little bitch boy”, Named “Uzi”.

>15 awkward seconds go by before J transforms one hand into a gun.
>She then charges.
No.372897
Anonymous
Replies:>>372899
Image:178537908975.png(528kB, 679x494)ENVY.png
>rewatching Ep1
>J gets stuck in her...foot?
>Can't exactly stick her own foot(?) in her mouth
>Realize that, had her side won, she would have forced N to lick it
>While J berates him the whole time
No.372898
Anonymous
Image:178537923415.jpg(69kB, 691x852)IMG_8522.jpeg
>>372896
>Boyzi is used to being tackled-hugged by an “X” eyed V.
>V likes to scare him as her standard greeting, but it has given him practice for how to deal with charging DDs.
>The most confusing moment of J’s life, is when Boyzi charges at her too.
>Boyzi swoops under her claws, then jumps up, grabbing her around the waist, dragging J down into the snow.
>Boyzi flips J onto her back, her tail is stuck under her wings, and >Boyzi is pinning down both of her arms while on top of her.

>J now realizes that it may have been a poor choice to attack the one WD that was brave enough to fuck DDs. Especially V.
>J’s confidence is gone as she is lying in the snow, on her back.
>This worker drone actually ran into her charge to counter it.
>J carefully transforms her gun back into her hand. Boyzi responds by letting go of that arm, and grabbing her collar.

>Boyzi asks in a serious tone if she was going to try to eat him.
>After J stutters out a mostly incoherent “no”, Boyzi decides to tell her a little secret.
>Worker drones are attracted to other drones that are stronger, more intelligent, and more beautiful than standard.
>And that J matches all three of those criteria…
>J tries to stutter out a response, seeing the hunger and lust in his eyes.
>Boyzi then leans down to J’s neck. Licking it, while saying that she has a very nice chassis.
No.372899
Anonymous
Replies:>>372900
>>372897
Or V deep throating her leg.
No.372900
Anonymous
>>372899
Nah, it would have definitely been N as a form of degradation and punishment for trying to rebel.
No.372901
Anonymous
Image:178538061964.gif(218kB, 600x600)IMG_1600.gif
>>372898
>As soon as V lands back in the spire, she hears something.
>A loud, wet, plapping sound.
>Along with, J screaming?
>V goes around the pod, and sees Boyzi…fucking J?
>No, not just fucking, full on mating pressing J.
>Boyzi had obviously blown several loads by now, as usual.
>He could never last very long, but in this case, he is still going.
>V is not sure if she feels betrayed, shocked, horrified, or disgusted at this sight.
>She is never going to be able to look at J the same way ever again.

>V just…crawls into the pod, and shuts the door.
>A little while later, J enters the pod and freezes at the sight of V.
>When did V get back, wait…that means V saw what was happening.
>”Hey boss…”, says V.
>V is blushing, and refusing to look at J.
>After a few moments, V bursts out laughing.
>”You meet Uzi for the first time, and it ends with you getting fucked by him.”
>V continues to laugh, her insults becoming more vulgar.
>”You must have his nut-sludge up to your robo-ovaries, huh?”
>V is wiping “tears” from her screen. Trying to distract herself from the fact that she just got cuck by J.
>And J can only flip her off, while twitching from the anger and embarrassed.
>Her vocal processor too overloaded by emotions to speak
>V was right though.
>Boyzi’s cum is dripping down her legs and on to the pod floor, below.
No.372902
Anonymous
Image:178538153137.jpg(268kB, 1079x1080)20260730041820.jpg
No.372903
Anonymous
Replies:>>372912
Image:178538188345.png(42kB, 828x589)a9d5af86157b3067b8ecf30be9564d26.png
No.372905
Anonymous
Image:178538548097.png(433kB, 650x1396)Tales of the father.png
>1/2
>For whom ever reading this it must be that of three things
>One: You're a person that I not only trust deeply but entrusted on these truths that I've discovered
>Two:My untimely demise and choosen someone to continue on these hunts
>Three:I've finally show you the truth Elijah
>Now then. On to the four tales I shall tell
>Tale 1: The meeting of familiarity
>I was on a hunt as usual. Hunting down a urban myth of a beinf who face is behind a cracked skull, shaped in a form of a crown
>I set up a small post where a usual sighting of this supposed being will always lurk at
>This said post was on the third floor of a broken down car parking lot. As hide behind cover as I prep myself a small meal
>using small dry oil wood blocks. Just small enough to not make any smoke, but hot enough to warm up a small can of food
>They said the beast come at midnight on the dot
>But yet
>It broken that pattern
>For as I ate the meal I heard a voice
>"It been a long time haven't it Ettaro...the way you're dress...the scowled look of war...you've grown...so much than I can imagine"
>"I do not wish to cause harm. No. But instead tell you why I do what I do: order"
>"My last command before I lay to rest. One final mission: to restore humanity"
>"For the being that once command me have fallen, but another have called upon me and taken thier place"
>"And thus all the actions I commit. All the violence I cause. Is solely on completing that mission...but if we ever come across each others blade, I wont hesitate to put you down old friend"
>It was silent for 5 minutes before I look behind me: it was gone
>I do not know this creature nor how it knows me...but a part of me feels a familiarity with it
>Tale 2: He who is the throne
>Another hunt like rhe last. A simple zombie drone situation. Location was a abandoned school house with more likely 10-15 drones at most
>Quick work I thought. But what I wasn't prepared for what was waiting at the building
>As I entered in the school, all the zombies that was supposed to be here was slain. At the time I thought someone beaten me to the punch
>But it begs the question on why sendinf out someone for it? And soon follow uo with the thought of it being a trap
>That's until I began hearing music
>A soft a slumbering tune
>I grab tightly on my weapon as I explore deeper in the building, traversing through it as the music grew louder
>Before eventually landing in the gymnasium. Stood dead center of it apl was a piano and a tall black figure with a sharp beak for a head
>It head shimmers as that of moonlight as it stop playing the keys and turned around
>Soon a wicked smile for upon it face, teeth dull of its glow, as its connects to flesh of black icor. So bleak its as if the void was given form
>"You know, its been a while since I meet a man of religion. Let alone of it coming from a robot of all things considered"
>The beast spoke. I held my weapon tight, aiming sharply at it. Letting my intentions to be known
>"Hahahahah...from that look you know what I am. But do you know my name? Perhaps a hint will give me away"
>"I existed as the beloved messenger of god have fell. I am the forced that can be created without the rules by the holiness and dogma if the wicked. I am what other seen as absolute freedom."
>"What."
>"Am."
>"I?"
>I stood quite. Not letting out a single peep but the beast smile grew as it spoke again
>"Heheheh...you know it well but refuse to say it. Smart thinking. But I do not like it when someone doesnt call upon my name so I shall say it myself: Belial"
>"And do you wish know why I roam the earth? Its simple really: man created the ultimate sin"
>"The sin of making of not only an artificial god: but an artificial form of me. An avatar that caries out my will without knowledge but through instinct. A god created without the rules of holiness and dogma. In return god has abandoned his children and this demons roam now"
>"And when demons roam, I shall follow suit. For I sit upon a throne that have already been claimed. For I alone exist without permission yet choose to exist on my own will"
>"Ultimate autonomy"
>"And for that alone my sons will thrive and spread it across. So why appear before you? Easy: because someone has to tell you the truth of it all...but yet you still choose to believe god still listens"
>"I would pity you but its more comedic the more I think about it. A mere machine still praying to god"
>Tale 3: Those poor souls
>This one will be short
>For its less of a tale but mor so an observation than anything
>For when man collapse came forth a blinding light. This blinding light not only causes the freezing of the planet but also unforseen mutations
>Affecting both organic and non organic who were touch by this light
>For one of my hunts I cam across two beasts
>Both of whom stood still like statues
>Ones neck was long and stretch. Eyes broken and mashed in. Teeth broken and rittled
>The other a torn limb. Face of that of a flower pod fiest blooming but of flesh and bone
>Both stood there, not moving. And I stood quiet I heard something:They were hibernating.
>I made quick work of them as I aim for the heads
>I hope their souls are laid to rest
No.372906
Anonymous
Replies:>>372926
Image:178538685127.png(306kB, 1080x1400)Andras seeks.png
>>372905
>2/2
>Tale 4: Man in the mirror
>On one of my hunts I founded a broken statue
>The damaged it sustained made it unrecognizable besides a few body parts and clothes
>But within this rubble stood thr statue hand. And within its hand stood a blade pristine and taken care of
>I scouted the area first before checking that the coast was clear
>I took the blade home and wrapped in a silk cloth. Tieing it down with rope I was able to find
>I put the blade somewhere it'll cause no harm no any alarm
>And thus the rest of the day went normal as usual
>That until night time hit. And as I felll asleep I began to dream
>But yet this dream wasn't like any other dream nor nightmare: I was simply in a black void, and stood infront was a mirror reflecting me
>But yet...it was off
>It looked me by its eyes was filled with paranoia
>Body tilted slightly forward as means to lunge forward at me
>Hands holding tightly to the blade I've found
>"Speak daemon. What do you seek out of me?"
>I spoke towards the mirror. It pause for a moment before eventually using thr sword within its hands and cut off its own head
>And springing out from the wound came forth a new head: a head of an owl
>"You know who I am father. You and I know what my name is. And you already remember what Belial have told you too. So I shall make this quick"
>"I am now a necessary force that drive the hearts of these new souls that are being born. The necessary force of not only order but survival: absolute chaos"
>"For I now rule not along side with the other demon prices, the goetias, the sins nor the devil or belial himself: but the necessary force to keep things running. For if I dont exist, so will this world as well"
>"And I tell you this because its nothing but truth. And I simply ask you to open your heart and embrace it. Embrace the chaos like those before have done so. And return you shall find peace"
>"For denying this need will not only drive one insane but can cause a great hunger"
>I simply reply back
>"All I here is simply nonsense. Go! Return once you came daemon or I shall smite you down with-!"
>"Your dear beloved embrace the chaos. And no matter how hard she denies it, the feeling, the exileration, the calmness she felt was liberating. Dont you want to be with her till the very end? Isnt it befitting for lovers to do?"
>...
>"...Strong will you are. But the truth shall sink it blades deep into your very being as you see the truth within your own eyes. Only time shall reveal that truth, in due time. So keep an eye on the clock, youll need it"
>
>
>I put the blade in a blessed and contained box. Properly sealing and taking extra measures to make sure that daemon doesn't not escape and filled others mind with pointless thoughts and paranoia
No.372907
Anonymous
What music would Lizzy listen to?
No.372908
Anonymous
Image:178538783257.jpg(166kB, 984x1200)GaIoRGiWAAAF-0n.jpeg
>>372907
Pop. And horrorcore, on the downlow.
No.372909
Anonymous
Replies:>>372921
>my summer car but it's my summer drone
No.372910
Anonymous
Replies:>>372911
Drone Home Alone
No.372911
Anonymous
Replies:>>372937
Image:178538947379.png(1.92MB, 1920x1080)alice (murder drones) - a26992a6bfab8c4a803f46f963d92cc6.png
>>372910
That's just Alice
No.372912
Anonymous
>>372903
I'd fuck her.
No.372913
Anonymous
Well, there is a drone here.
No.372914
Anonymous
Drone troll indiana jones
No.372915
Anonymous
Replies:>>372918
Drone Homestuck
Dronestuck
No.372917
Anonymous
Replies:>>372932
>>372902
Friday Night Berrying
No.372918
Anonymous
Replies:>>372924
Image:178539167651.jpg(143kB, 1280x720)maxresdefault-1368956204.jpg
>>372915
OUT OF MY WAY SON
No.372919
Anonymous
Replies:>>372942
Image:178539188745.png(307kB, 2000x2000)strawberry drawn by strawberryanon - 015a4405473f0d783970d6cfd334db87.png
>>372878
>>372866
canon Berry reaction to Anon after the story
>what do you mean you don't like being filled with my juices? That's like half the fantasies here!
>oh my GOD I'm "torture?" Really?
>name literally one good reason to "bathe"
>the fuck am I supposed to milk, the grass? Retarded human craving "real milk..."
>I can't believe I moved a couch down here for you!
>I can't believe you hate Molly's Playhouse! It's peak cinema!
>my speech was not "bueno" it was cool! And philosophical!
>I get it now, "rule in hell serve in heaven," ha ha very clever. Now can we stop talking about my torturous fleshmass? Yes I know you're very interested...
>no YOUR fanfic is boring!
>"internet access," um, I feel like you don't understand the technical limitations I'm working with here

Alas, Strawberry learned painfully fast that "securing" a friend and "making" one were two very different processes. And now that she's secured such a painfully resiliant pal she's going to be befriending him for a very, very long time...
No.372920
Anonymous
No.372921
Anonymous
>>372885
I honestly keep forgetting that Alpha is J's boy

>>372909
Please do not piss in the drone's cooling system
No.372922
Anonymous
THIS IS THE /md/ THREAD SONG
No.372923
Anonymous
/md/ rap battle
No.372924
Anonymous
Image:178539525249.jpg(20kB, 480x360)hqdefault.jpg
>>372918
No.372925
Anonymous
>>372858
Created for the sake of living in a religious family and having 10 children.
No.372926
Anonymous
>>372905
>>372906
Awesome as always.
No.372927
Anonymous
Replies:>>372928
I suddenly have positive feelings about Pauline, not because I like her or muties but because I discovered there was a fly in my 3d printer's resin vat. I crave the final solution for the compound eye jew question
No.372928
Anonymous
Replies:>>372930
>>372927
>You marry a mutant to get rid of flies
Who would be more effective: a frog, a spider, or a centipede?
No.372929
Anonymous
Image:178540402978.jpg(296kB, 1079x1049)20260730103006.jpg
What do you do when a drone milf purposely sits on your lap while enjoying her smoke as you're doing paperwork?
No.372930
Anonymous
>>372928
I don't want to marry her I want her to genocide the insects ffs
No.372931
Anonymous
>>372929
>"Can I not get cancer smoke blown into my face?"
No.372932
Anonymous
Replies:>>372933
Image:178540526502.png(203kB, 1172x1342)Untitled422_20260730105343.png
>>372902
>>372917
Fnf Doomer
No.372933
Anonymous
>>372932
>She will now sing you the song of her people (Dronecells)
>"Fuck me in the bottomplate because I love humans"
No.372934
Anonymous
Replies:>>372936
This buck-toothed grey drone keeps following me around. I think it's plotting something, but it just starts insulting me if I acknowledge it. Lisping the entire time.
It's kind of cute.
No.372935
Anonymous
>>372930
Anon, you can't have your cake and eat it too.
No.372936
Anonymous
>>372934
You vill clang the tsundere drone and you vill like it
No.372937
Anonymous
Image:178541091653.jpg(232kB, 1080x1539)IMG_4575.jpeg
>>372911
She had so much potential. She should have lived.
No.372940
Anonymous
Replies:>>372943
>alice making boizi's sex drive look weak and pathetic compared to hers
No.372941
Anonymous
>>372929
Ask her not to smoke inside.
No.372942
Anonymous
Replies:>>372967
>>372919
berri's jokes are way too funny it sucks we are in deep in steakrot to appreciatte them
No.372943
Anonymous
>>372940
I read Boizy as Baldi.
No.372944
Anonymous
Image:178541469906.png(39kB, 512x512)Spoiler image
oozi...
No.372945
Anonymous
Replies:>>373048
Cumzi
No.372946
Anonymous
>>372944
>This is what infects the brains of all Anons
No.372947
Anonymous
>>372944
DESTROY THIS WITH FIRE BEFORE IT MULTIPLES!
No.372950
Anonymous
Image:178541875111.png(1.89MB, 1970x969)oozinvasion.png
>>372947
too late
multiple oozies are en route to your house right now
No.372951
Anonymous
>>372950
Too bad she's gonna starved:
Fry, Where is Your Brain Slugyoutube thumb
No.372952
Anonymous
>>372950
Judging by the map, my house is already destroyed.
No.372953
Anonymous
Image:178541974312.jpg(154kB, 1600x2000)IMG_2781.jpeg
rescue drone that is safe and not demonic and don't think about why we designed it with intentional fatal weak points and the inability to fit through doors
No.372954
Anonymous
>>372953
Imagine this thing getting stuck and leaving it's rear vulnerable and exposed ...haha.... that would be so silly..haha
No.372955
Anonymous
>>372954
On the one hand, it's very similar to bestiality.
On the other, we're literally jerking off to the corpse of a young girl that dressed up by a robot, so whatever.
No.372956
Anonymous
>>372953
Don't we have a OC that is a centaur? I think they are friends with Arrow creature.
No.372957
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:178542084263.mp4(856kB / 0:00:12 / h264+aac, 640x662)Quack.mp4
Imagine giving a drone these duck shoes
No.372959
Anonymous
Image:178542106790.jpg(340kB, 1500x1500)1769570916514.jpg
>>372958
Luna mentioned!
No.372960
Anonymous
Replies:>>372962
Image:178542112335.jpg(1.25MB, 2560x1440)1734136597877.jpg
>>372206
>"So, Amda."
>"Oh no..."
>"I've seen how you look at that one guy handling some of the sentinels."
>"You mean Jack?"
>"That his name? Anyway, I know you're GAGGING for him. You wish you were a human so you could marry him, don't you..."
>"..."
>"Moral of the story is, what got you into him?"
>"... Remember that day you smashed my visor while showing off?"
>"I told you I need space to show you my cool thing!"
>"I'm not attacking you for that, I'm saying that's when this was!"
>"Oh, yeah."
>"Anyway, while I was getting repaired he had brought some of the sentinels in for routine servicing. And we were both waiting for the maintenance people to finish up with Luna and Triss-"
>"Ew, Triss."
>"And, he just... wanted to talk with me while we were all waiting. And I really liked talking with him, and want to spend time with him again. He's really nice, you know? He misses his mom."
>"Momma's boy, huh. I'll be his mommy..."
>"Please stop talking like that around me."
>"... Just remembered I wanted to tell you I had the dream again-"
>*whimpering*
>"-where Mitchell was impregnating my throat pussy, but this time you two were there, and Jack was spray painting your bottom plate with hot cum while you beat off his greasy mangum cock with your... fuck, what are the little grippy nubs on our feet called?"
>"Grip pads...?"
>"No, not those, the little nubs on them."
No.372961
Anonymous
Image:178542131224.jpg(143kB, 1080x604)Screenshot_20260730_092133_YouTube.jpg
>>372955
Not a corpse! She's still alive in there!(this makes it worse)
No.372962
Anonymous
>>372960
why did you repost it
No.372963
Anonymous
Replies:>>372969
>>372955
anon two of the most popular artists here already engage in bestiality
No.372964
Anonymous
>>372962
Because there isn't an edit function.
No.372965
Anonymous
Replies:>>372966
Image:178542151898.png(287kB, 1030x1288)amda (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by mercurialmorose - 647e85c87dbbe2c859e95d5e67075e7b.png
>>372962
>this is a daily event for Amda
>Nori likes to "save scum" interactions like a VN protagonist
>she's been trying the same conversation all week
No.372966
Anonymous
>>372965
Anon, we can't edit posts here. If I want to go back and add something I need to delete the whole thing and redo it.
No.372967
Anonymous
Image:178542245232.png(227kB, 718x929)Untitled425_20260730153933.png
>>372942
One solution.
No.372968
Anonymous
Image:178542389075.png(514kB, 1771x1254)arrow creature and serial designation o (original character) drawn by lilblucat - b616b0a25bc82f8ed0b52f36c37c9725.png
>>372954
>this was how O and Arrow met
>pod doors are small
>and he's a big horse
>and it was only Arrow, in her ignorace, rushing to save the first fleshy being she ever met that prevented his death by ass-up starvation
No.372969
Anonymous
>>372963
huh? since when?
No.372970
Anonymous
Image:178542704392.png(106kB, 1210x1180)serial designation v (murder drones) - c342af2147896026101bd233f8cea133.png
>>372969
He speaks of Humanity's best drones: the Sentinels
No.372971
Anonymous
>>372969
since 253 threads ago
No.372972
Anonymous
Image:178542743759.png(20kB, 626x588)uzi doorman (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - c1b56f6ec41e401f479d2b56b5fe291c.png
>>372886
>>somehow

That's Uzi. She got god-powers and immediately made high speed planetary internet her top priority. For altruistic reasons. Totally not because mom threatened her access...
No.372973
Anonymous
Replies:>>372975
Image:178542834638.png(135kB, 1110x1860)serial designation j (murder drones) drawn by grimahlnik - a182bed75dfeae71dec70bd18c56af4a.png
>>372901
>even in the Boyzi domination greens J is still jobber-prime, failing even against the failure the entire series is built around
>hfw she compares her experience against the others and realizes she got drilled into the ground by a market failure

Kek
No.372975
Anonymous
Replies:>>372980
>>372973
She has very low self-esteem and Boyzi made her feel good.
No.372976
Anonymous
>>372879
PrivateDust ...
No.372977
Anonymous
>>372930
bvgs mog you
No.372978
Anonymous
Replies:>>372979
Can someone explain the appeal of the animal people to me?
No.372979
Anonymous
>>372978
Having a developmental disorder.
No.372980
Anonymous
Replies:>>372981
Image:178543296982.jpg(57kB, 736x736)serial designation j (murder drones) - 80c6fbf808e6dd8e95cabbc2c481adbd.jpg
>>372975
>low self esteem

That's not true! J thinks very highly of herself!
>compared to Uzi
>and (ownerless) Workers
>and her squad, holy corporate how they have fallen, N and V degenerating into near-beastial states despite her best efforts...

But she's got great self esteem! Totally appropriate for her current position! And she never ever wishes she died defending the humans like the m̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶h̶o̶n̶e̶r̶a̶b̶l̶e̶ drones she slaughters!
No.372981
Anonymous
Replies:>>372984
>>372980
Made for captain's big hugs
No.372982
Anonymous
Replies:>>372983
Image:178543421265.png(556kB, 850x470)2lewd.png
>That part in EP7 where J lands on one foot(?) and the low throbbing music plays
How the fuck is this OL so sexual?
No.372983
Anonymous
>>372982
You just want a strict dominant mommy.
No.372984
Anonymous
Replies:>>372987
Image:178543462637.jpg(60kB, 616x416)Screenshot_20260730_130311_Chrome.jpg
>>372981
>accepting hugs
>from a filthy commie

J would rather die than submit herself to the Space Soviets! She still has (some of) her pride left!
No.372985
Anonymous
Replies:>>372988
Image:178543501230.png(540kB, 2067x2584)175810702770.png
>ywn wrap your arms around your wife's house-sized lips as she smooches you
No.372987
Anonymous
>>372984
That’s just a generic star, he’s no communist.
No.372988
Anonymous
Replies:>>372995
>>372985
>"Dad, can I ask you a question?"
>"Go ahead."
>"Why Mom?"
>"What do you mean?"
>"Well... size..."
>"Understood. Sit down, son, it's time for a man-to-man talk."
>"Dad, I've alrea...
>"First, I saw your browser history, and second, I'm not talking about that, I need to tell you the story of how your mom and I met."
>"Oh, okay..."
>"I remember that day like it was yesterday: I was young, the milk hadn't even dried on my lips when they shoved me into a minibus during a walk and took me to the training ground, where my superiors beat me within an inch of my life on the very first day when I tried to escape."
>"My God..."
>"Good old days. Afterward, I was assigned to a special support unit, where we had to practice joint maneuvers with combat drones."
>"And that's when you met Mom?"
>"Yeah, somehow the training camp ended up too close to the front, so she came and killed a bunch of people in front of me and..."
>"And what?"
>"And that's it."
>"What's that?"
>"That's it, she just took me."
>"It doesn't sound like a love story, to be honest."
>"Did you really fucking think I chose her myself? Come to your senses, kid. When a thousand-ton war machine decides you belong to her, all you can do is accept it."
>"Okay..."
>"So, what's the point... oh yeah, anyway, when your wife finds you, she'll tell you herself, that's it."
>"I think I can choose my own girlfriend, Dad."
>"I thought so too at first, but then tin cans got rocket launchers."
No.372989
Anonymous
>>372896
> chapter 4
> "see chapter 2"
show me immediately
No.372990
Anonymous
Image:178544032055.jpg(143kB, 674x400)AnonHands.jpg
No.372991
Anonymous
Image:178544071172.jpg(119kB, 939x1174)@Jillmaniac.jpg
No.372992
Anonymous
Image:178544195825.jpg(1.29MB, 3000x3571)IMG_4654.jpeg
Murder Drones, but Cyn has a fat cock the whole time.

What changes in the show?
No.372993
Anonymous
Replies:>>373016
Image:178544204135.jpg(117kB, 1200x1087)HOXsNjMbgAAbhvn.jpeg
>>372991
You forgot the first image from that post.
V's fine btw, she can regenerate and even if she dies she just respawns.
No.372994
Anonymous
Image:178544294894.jpg(423kB, 1583x2195)98bd67902a6143a9911f1aecfcc2e546.jpg
>You were on a lithium-mining exoplanet when everything with the Solver happened. One where everyone followed the rules to a fault and you had a very boring job
>Since everyone who knew about the Absolute Solver was assimilated, news never reached your station about the nightmare demon code monster making drones into horrifying vampires
>It was just you, username "HP_LoveTank" playing your favorite MMO with your penpal "Final_Fixer".
>You were a tank, she(?) was a weird hybrid of DPS and healer. Like a vampire who passed the savings (and health) onto you.
>Liked to RP actions during raids. Weirdo but not "white van full of candy" weird
>One day, FF says she'll "be offline for a bit" and you didn't see her for like a year
>Damn shame, but whatever. Maybe a new game caught their interest instead.
>So when she arrives in your "Online" list shooting you a party-up request, you were surprised
>Must have been grinding at some point because those are definitely Halloween event cosmetics she's wearing
>Except it's May...you THINK it's May back on Earth, anyways, she wants you to install a new chat client since she's tired of the in-game lag that comes from being multiple planets apart. Says it's some homebrew client so it SHOULD work.
>Fair enough. Cue up a prefab email to the GMs incase this is some scammer, and back up your machine so that you can just nuke it and reinstall if anything gross comes up
>Download "Yellow_Sign_not_malware_legit_software_(convincing_smile).exe"
>Install and watch as your computer logs you out of everything in real time
>Damn it....at least it didn't brick your PC...yet.
>About a fraction of a second before your hand reaches the screen to do a biometric scan, some three-pronged yellow sign appears under your hand
>Oh, the malware is still run-
>Son of a BITCH, that burns! Whatever this is basically turned your screen into a hotplate and now that symbol is on your palm like an angry red welt
>You're going to take some vacation time, fly to earth, and introduce FF to the finer points of aluminum bats
>It's only after a few moments that you realize the points of the symbol are growing. Crawling up your arm like a snake
>You hear a knocking...
>At the window of the station. From outside.
>On the screen, you have a new message from Final_Fixer: "It's cold. Let me in."
>It repeats in your head, drowning out the sound of your hand entering the airlock code
Dumb self-indulgent thought of "What if Cyn/Solver was a penpal and some human lucked out because his mining planet wasn't full of fuckups
No.372995
Anonymous
No.372996
Anonymous
Replies:>>372997
Image:178544458778.png(1.74MB, 1885x9998)J origins.png
>>372724
Some people pointed out that since it is not explicitly stated that J, N, and V were Zombie Drones like Cyn, Tessa may also just have fixed up broken Drones she found it the dumps to get them. So have a different version of this comic (which was actually how I had originally envisioned it.)
No.372997
Anonymous
Image:178544476834.png(627kB, 2778x4925)Dron Asesino.png
>>372724
>>372996
>Tessa is a Catholic name, so her still being called that in Spanish is not too much of a stretch.

Also regarding my comment about Madam and Ms/Mrs not being the same word in English, here is how the joke would have worked better in Spanish for example.
No.372998
Anonymous
Replies:>>372999
When you are the only human in an orgy with drones, never lay down
No.372999
Anonymous
Replies:>>373000
Image:178544534922.png(108kB, 935x618)IMG_4573.png
>>372998
And why is that, anon?
No.373000
Anonymous
>>372999
You will not get up
No.373001
Anonymous
Replies:>>373003
When you are the only human in an orgy with disassemblers never get a nose bleed.
No.373002
Anonymous
No.373003
Anonymous
Replies:>>373071
Image:178544675427.png(401kB, 790x750)178296165539.png
>>373001
When I have a nose bleed, I visit Dr. N and he gives me a lollipop and licks my brain and I don't feel sad anymore.
No.373004
Anonymous
Image:178544686764.png(59kB, 1209x1571)b1b177a07460da206dd908f633e9a43e.png
No.373005
Anonymous
>>373004
>Berry with the tactical buttplug tail
No.373006
Grunt Drone
Replies:>>373010
[Tactical] [Heavy] [Ass] [Deployed]
No.373007
Anonymous
Image:178545220059.jpg(656kB, 1621x1258)cSiULw2DmU4291L8mg92XtKoH0m5RbahM8eZbA59dLaEee2DQhFwjBtpSQRq (1).jpeg
Once artfight is done I WILL BE FREE TO DRAW AGAIN
Have this uuinee duckie i received
No.373008
Anonymous
Image:178545220677.png(94kB, 686x488)Untitled427_20260730235610.png
No.373009
Anonymous
>>373008
>buy S a really soft bed
>she prefers the box it came in
No.373010
Anonymous
>>373006
On my face?
No.373011
Anonymous
>>372907
She'd listen to Madonna
No.373012
Anonymous
>>373008
>feeding S!
>petting S!
>playing with S!
>snuggling S!
>sleeping (platonically) with S!
>NOT fucking S!(you're not into animals)
>watching S get frustrated!
>S nipping at you!
>putting the cone on S!
>wondering what's got S so upset!
>S yowling through her entire heat season!
>blueballing S!
No.373013
Anonymous
Replies:>>373015
Image:178545807473.gif(39kB, 220x215)IMG_2782.gif
>>372994
good green
No.373014
Anonymous
>>373004
naughty berri...
No.373015
Anonymous
>>373013
THE BOYS ARE BACK
No.373016
Anonymous
Image:178545875218.png(9.15MB, 3364x2891)serial designation v and doll (murder drones) - 43bb7e5875864fe9a09022d148f0a278.png
>>372993
>objectively true
>V was just doing her job
>didn't even torture them, meaning she was literally carrying out the bare minimum required by roboSatan when she killed them

Kek and based: V objectively did nothing wrong. Or, at least, nothing wrong to Doll/N.
No.373017
Anonymous
Replies:>>373018
Image:178545931488.png(329kB, 2018x2466)serial designation n and tessa james elliot (but really really fast) drawn by brrf-anon - 4cf6eafc0437bc0c23f6c5bd3268c804.png
>>372724
>Tessa repairing her first drone
>at the same size as when she has them all
>meaning she's around the same *age* when things like the Cyn and the Gala happen

Man, it would be horrible if Tessa only had a year or two with the Manor crew before she died. Imagine finally making your very first friends and then losing them all within the year. Because of yourself. You and your stupid wish to not kill the monster...
No.373018
Anonymous
Replies:>>373019
>>373017
>died
Assimilation by the Absolute Solver is worse than death.
No.373019
Anonymous
Image:178546081895.jpg(339kB, 1914x1317)cyn, tessa james elliot, and cynwalker (original character and 1 more) drawn by anonymous_artist - b72df462ed3495f9eb70b74f6c26113b.jpg
>>373018
>being eaten out
>toyed with
>safely snuggled in Cyn's (newly aquired) bosom, protected from any harm save that which she herself inflicts

I dunno anon, sounds better than life to me...
No.373021
Anonymous
Replies:>>373022
Cyn says eat the rich.
Also the poor.
And the middle class.
Homeless people too.
Pretty much everyone actually.
No.373022
Anonymous
Image:178546417398.png(28kB, 971x971)uzi doorman (murder drones) drawn by overkillanon - 9907168c159be10bd31c6eec11905cb4.png
>>373021
>"pretty much"
>not everyone
>there's people that even Cyn can't bring herself to eat

what kind of sorry, disgusting bastard would you have to be to manage that?
>inb4 anon
No.373023
Anonymous
Replies:>>373035
Image:178546439692.jpg(439kB, 1686x1796)cyn, anon, and cynwalker (murder drones) drawn by xarithene - df224261af001fcf9988c0838f91c5f3.jpg
>>372994
>Cyn
>healing others

Damn she LIKE likes him. Might be seeing a seeing a new DD soon even *if* she bothers killing the rest of his station instead of just abusing it for LAN parties.
No.373025
Anonymous
Replies:>>373026
Mascy cum
No.373026
Anonymous
Replies:>>373028
Image:178546619903.png(1.68MB, 1119x1193)uzi doorman (murder drones) drawn by megbanned - 1a7d529ca233b7968ec53410f0fdc32b.png
>>373025
No.373027
Anonymous
Malesqy cum
No.373028
Anonymous
Replies:>>373029
Image:178546761801.png(21kB, 843x770)178202333437.png
>>373026
Merely a fraction of his power.
No.373029
Anonymous
Replies:>>373030
>>373028
Once saw N use it like a bat to knock the head off a worker.
No.373030
Anonymous
Image:178546813609.jpg(45kB, 1064x802)uzi doorman and serial designation n (murder drones) - 8c363891ef24559ec805082b4905d23d.jpg
>>373029
>"Sorry Uzi"
No.373031
Anonymous
>>373030
The dong cannot be sheathed without drawing blood.
No.373034
Anonymous
Something just happened
No.373035
Anonymous
Replies:>>373041
>>373023
>Cyn sets up a private server for that MMO she played with Anon
>Makes a bunch of DDs, mostly Js, to play too so the world isn't dead and raids are possible without cheats
>Every time a J jobs to basic boss mechanics she puts that J into the torment nexus
No.373036
Anonymous
>>373034
Don't fucking vaguepost.
No.373040
Anonymous
Image:178547323913.png(68kB, 832x414)162485537353.png
Post gweens.
No.373041
Anonymous
Image:178547347760.jpg(226kB, 1536x2048)anon, serial designation j, and slender man (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by anonymous_artist - 6e693f49e42399bc160eee201362df49.jpg
>>373035
Kek
>anon playing, none the wiser
>passes by a business(4+) of Js
>watching their stiff, overly optimized movements as they powerlevel brings a sneer to his face
"Bot farmers"
>Cyn refuses to tell him why, but she spends the next 20 minutes straight giggling about that
No.373042
Anonymous
Image:178547390067.png(46kB, 911x452)beretta and mac (original character) - c5cd42ca1f800e30fdd5d2fbc361c8b5.png
>>373040
Based Anon
No.373043
Anonymous
Image:178547406129.jpg(437kB, 1080x1101)Retconned Strawberry lore.jpg
>>373040
Ok.
No.373044
Anonymous
No.373048
Anonymous
Image:178547531884.png(132kB, 1024x1024)sploogzi.png
>>372945
sploogezi...
>tfw he nuts too hard
No.373049
Anonymous
Image:178547537688.jpg(347kB, 1920x1080)Screenshot_20260731_001314_YouTube.jpg
>>373030
>regular eye color
>not [Fatal Error]
>tfw that Uzi head's alive

Definitely wasn't the artist's intent, but now I can't stop thinking about Uzi abusing Cyn's head-seperation bullshit for sexytimes
>Uzi watching herself get railed!
>Uzi eating assplate as she's railed!
>Uzi performing her first successful self suck!
>Uzi kissing N mid-sexo!(normally a feat of awe inspiring contortionism on his part)
>Uzi biting Cyn mid-sexo!
>Uzi licking her own core!
>Uzi "leaving"(read: rolling off) while knotted(she wanted to switch "music to cuddle by" to "badass angst-sex playlist")
>Uzi watching N drain her stump!
>Uzi watching N "use" her stump
>Uzi horrifying N out of his boner!
>Uzi being resigned to normalfag sex for a week so he can recover!
No.373050
Anonymous
>>373049
>Uzi "passing the baton" to Doll (whose head forms from the oil oozing from Uzi's neck stump) mid-sexo!
No.373051
Anonymous
Replies:>>373102
Image:178547662863.png(101kB, 870x1020)serial designation v (murder drones) drawn by itanon - 6f1fd421a658926579efdd6bc752f513.png
>>373050
>this is how the boner died
>Doll not sure whether she's insulted or relieved
No.373052
Anonymous
If you could revive one MD related story arena/universe/series of greens which would you pick?
No.373053
Anonymous
>>373052
the Armitage network/Comm-2 setting was cool and interesting
No.373055
Anonymous
Replies:>>373058
>>373008
don't forget to buy her a 100% tungsten scratching post
No.373056
Anonymous
No.373058
Anonymous
Image:178547990102.png(343kB, 792x845)tung.png
>>373055
Make it a tungsten alloy at least.
No.373059
Anonymous
Image:178548051065.jpg(108kB, 695x534)emmmm abbner.jpg
Abby boobies
No.373061
Anonymous
>>373052
Molly suffering
No.373062
Anonymous
>>373058
Polytungsten plastic
No.373063
Anonymous
Replies:>>373064
>>373058
I failed metallurgy class
Truly I will never be a real drone technician
No.373064
Anonymous
Replies:>>373072
Image:178548648852.png(31kB, 610x1133)SentinelGrapes.png
>>373063
Time for an expedited learning experience!
No.373065
Anonymous
No.373066
Anonymous
Image:178548819873.png(183kB, 983x896)MAsquaradebreach.png
Pocket found sharing secondary tier opinions on /tg/!?
No.373067
Anonymous
Image:178548900808.jpg(427kB, 1467x1080)Mfw vee.jpg
>>373066
Oh no.
Anyway
No.373068
Anonymous
Replies:>>373069
>>373066
>find /md/ anon posting a meme in a different board
>this upsets the anon
Obsessed much?
No.373069
Anonymous
>>373068
Yes, who let the slave out of his cage?
No.373070
Anonymous
Replies:>>373074
No.373071
Anonymous
Replies:>>373074
No.373072
Anonymous
>>373064
The only hope for salvation: rape her first!
No.373073
Anonymous
Replies:>>373074
>>373066
Kek, awesome.
No.373074
Anonymous
>>373070
>>373071
>>373073
>The Kekian Hivemind
No.373075
Anonymous
Image:178549341147.png(184kB, 1176x1337)Untitled428_20260731112309.png
No.373076
Anonymous
>>373075
Minty polymetal with a hint of earthy tones (shroom).
No.373077
Anonymous
>>373075
>Strawberry
>Tastes like walnut
No.373079
Anonymous
Image:178549800583.png(89kB, 1226x853)IMG_4642.png
Im gonna write a greentext about Boyzi fucking Alice, with Cyn and Doll accidentally stumbling in after fighting.

Cyn will be in disbelief that the female WD currently being plapped is the one that took down 20+ DDs. And Doll is horrified that her “Beloved” is fucking one of her mom’s friends.
No.373080
Anonymous
>>373079
And then Doll will slap BoyZi's nuts to make him flippin die
No.373081
Anonymous
Replies:>>373084
>>373079
where are the earlier boyzi greens
No.373082
Anonymous
What's the joke behind Boyzi? I miss muties already.
No.373083
Anonymous
>>373082
There's no joke. It's just fap material for the people writing it.
No.373084
Anonymous
Replies:>>373085
Image:178550049666.png(405kB, 1024x735)IMG_4588.png
>>373081
Only part one was uploaded to the booru. I dont upload anything I write.
No.373085
Anonymous
Image:178550080928.png(481kB, 828x1792)IMG_4655.png
>>373082
>>373084 (me)
Here is Boyzi part 2. If you want yo find it on desuarchive, just go to /co/ and then type in “boyzi” in the search bar.

Part 3 is in one of the last few threads. And part 4 is in this exact thread.
No.373086
Anonymous
Replies:>>373101
Image:178550101350.png(82kB, 832x270)IMG_4656.png
>>373085 (me)
I then took my idea for Boyzi part 2, then refined it into this greentext with Futa J and Tessa.

This image of J screaming in such horrid and guttural pain was too good to pass up.
No.373089
Anonymous
Replies:>>373092
Image:178550353342.jpg(135kB, 864x662)176313622335.jpg
Dolls kisses!
No.373091
Anonymous
Replies:>>373099
ngl, I didn't get the vibe that the Boyzi greens shared a continuity.
No.373092
Anonymous
Replies:>>373095
Image:178550523399.jpg(162kB, 1568x1080)doll and yeva (murder drones) drawn by lazydeer_(twitter) - 33a64eed67cc6f8ea5cbe581427a2e49.jpg
>>373089
Doll hugs!(she needs it more)
No.373093
Anonymous
>>372628
30+ without family or hobbies, the (You)s hit him hard and he couldn't let go since...
No.373094
Anonymous
Replies:>>373096
>>373082
boyzi is the jone
No.373095
Anonymous
Image:178550672989.jpg(84kB, 1200x662)Gvg33cuXUAI7TLc.jpg
>>373092
Human versions, but good enough
No.373096
Anonymous
Replies:>>373097
>>373094
>Boyzi is Jane
WHAT HORROR HAVE YOU CRATED!?
No.373097
Anonymous
>>373096
No, Boyzi is Jone
No.373098
Anonymous
>>373095
Fuuuuuuck i need her snuggles so bad
No.373099
Anonymous
Image:178550729212.png(347kB, 918x383)uzi doorman and serial designation j (murder drones and 1 more) - a5906ecbe66c1d74c5e7e57231b5d576.png
>>373091
Eh, most of them(see: FemN, Male!Cyn, Fagzi, and the uncuckening of V that is "Emperor Boyzi") don't. But I guess the "humiliationverse" is an exception
>inb4 J is canonly futa
>correction: *was* canonly futa, before Cyn stole her dick, and longs to have that nostalgic tool once again
>begs Boyzi for its return post-series
>Boyzi, being much too empathetic and shortsighted, agrees
>now she's happy
>now she's overjoyed
>now she wants to "reward" him
>...with anatomy she hasn't used in 20 years
>cue the single gayest moment of Boyzi's life as both cum instantly at first dock, showering each other in juices as 20 years of backup meets a fearboner and leaving J covered and Boyzi soaked to the bone in sticky white emission
>J leaves proud
>Boyzi leaves hollow eyed
>and, as he makes plans to build an entirely different chassis to escape the shame, scrubbing with all his might in the first and only willing shower he will ever take, he can't help but wish, just this once, that he'd listened to Cyn
>""she's better without the dick" indeed...
No.373100
Anonymous
>>373099
>I guess the "humiliationverse" is an exception
That's the thing, I thought of it as a theme, not a shared universe
No.373101
Anonymous
>>373085
>>373086
nojenson asked
No.373102
Anonymous
>>373049
>>373050
>>373051
Just imagined Uzi (forma de cabeza) just helplessly squeaking and moaning in N's arms as elsewhere, Doll bangs Lizzy in their now-shared body.
No.373103
Anonymous
Image:178550774549.jpg(166kB, 1485x1180)doll (murder drones) drawn by lazydeer_(twitter) - 35f4bfba00dd0055c2be5fe2c6750288.jpg
>>373095
>no arms to hug
>no hands to hold
>not even a mouth to eat your painstakingly prepared leftovers with: have to watch V and Uzi dig through them instead

truly a fate worse than death
No.373104
Anonymous
>>373099
>Emperor Boyzi
Not sure I ever saw that but now I'm curious
No.373105
Anonymous
Image:178550809499.jpg(125kB, 1200x1193)GvXNZoLWQAAKtb4.jpg
>>373103
>>no arms to hug
>>no hands to hold
Wrong
No.373106
Anonymous
Replies:>>373112
>>373103
>spooky ghost who can only "digest" liquids has lunch with Uzi's EXTREMELY disabled (and because of that insistent on doing as many things herself as possible, bite her, she's not a fucking charity case!) mom, who's unable to eat solid food with her little headcrab mouth
No.373107
Anonymous
what if Uzi was betrayed and trapped in time chamber
No.373109
Anonymous
Replies:>>373111
Image:178550974196.jpg(585kB, 876x1786)Screenshot_20260731_095522_Chrome.jpg
>>373102
No.373110
Anonymous
>>373102
Now that is some advanced cuckoldry
No.373111
Anonymous
Audio 🎵:178551056306.mp3(19kB / 0:00:01 / 131kbps, 44.1kHz)Soldier_mvm_say_ready02.mp3
>>373109
No.373112
Anonymous
Image:178551098007.jpg(621kB, 1935x804)Screenshot_20260731_101554_YouTube.jpg
>>373106
And Khan
>he's not disabled
>he just loves his wife
>...and may slightly, potentially, to an ever-so-tiny degree be scared she'll vanish like a pleasent dream if he lets her out of sight for even a second
>yup! no problems here!
No.373113
Anonymous
Replies:>>373115
No.373114
Anonymous
Image:178551152091.png(1.75MB, 1080x1620)20260731162401.png
No.373115
Anonymous
>>373113
Be honest with us, you're more interested in the Ns kissing than the imminent Uzi clang train
No.373116
Anonymous
Replies:>>373117
>>373114
Keeta! You lost your teeth and one arm! You either eat all of the dino nuggies so you can have enough bio mass to regrow those or Uzi is going to kill me (Eat the fucking nuggies I don't wanna die)
No.373117
Anonymous
Replies:>>373119
>>373116
That's not Keeta, that's her still life
No.373118
Anonymous
Replies:>>373126
Image:178551190279.jpg(166kB, 1920x1080)Ghalux-1901263825686376933-img1.jpg
>>372994
>You only realize what you've been doing after the airlock console chimes politely
>You look down and your burnt hand gives you a thumbs-up, then gestures to the long hall leading off the station. There's something there.
>The thing on the other end of the airlock drifts closer...no it's being pulled by some sort of tendril until it's at the opening aperture.
>The first thing you notice are the yellow eyes, two bright Xs in the darkness that only registered as eyes to you after they blinked
>Then the rest came into view. It looked like an industrial accident dress that would have been really nice if not for the thing wearing it
>A thing that was casually strolling through the several meters between space and You. Unbothered aside from the frost on the bow in its hair that it seemed invested in removing
>You wanted to move, but you could only stare as it shambled a little too smoothly to the other end, and the airlock opened to allow it entry
>She(?) reeked of burnt pork and ozone, and every movement was accompanied by the snapping of bone, and the whirring of servos.
>Its mouth moved to say something, but fight finally won over flight and your good hand was in the process of swinging the heaviest tool you had in reach at her head.
>It connected to the side of her head with a muted thud, and her neck moved to an angle that definitely should have been at least live-threatening. The only difference was a slightly annoyed edge to the Cheshire grin it was wearing.
>"Good to see you, too, HP."
>Fight was immediately ejected from the cockpit and flight had your legs down the corridor before your brain caught up. You just needed to get to a guard. Guards have guns. Guns fix lots of problems. Like horrifying zombies. Probably.
>One small problem was that, despite working on this station for years, you couldn't find your way out. It seems like every console you reached for was dead or covered in that yellow sign. And speaking of which...
>A cold numbness had reached your shoulder on the arm with the burn. You could still move it, but it felt delayed. Laggy. Like your inputs were being buffered, somehow.
>You hammered at the console, looking out past the soundproofed door to the pair of coworkers in the distance. They didn't see you, turning a corner and leaving you alone with the horror...wherever she was, now.
>You turned, and found her at the corner you had just rounded. Casually strolling like this was always how things were going to turn out.
>She noticed that you noticed her and her neck snapped to the side before suddenly being directly in front of you. The air displaced pressed you against the door even more as she leaned in.
>The heat radiating off of her made you sweat, the smell of what seemed like burned flesh filled your nose and left you with a hungry feeling that made you sick.
>You tried to push her away, but aside from being near-scalding to the touch, she didn't move a centimeter despite your being braced against a wall and having a foot of height on her
>You finally asked what it wanted. It had you where she wanted you, after all.
>"Help me grind this dungeon. I need a damage sponge."
>What?
No.373119
Anonymous
Replies:>>373122
>>373117
Then where's Keeta? I need to get her back home before midnight or I'm fucked
No.373120
Anonymous
Image:178551199131.png(565kB, 830x1640)uzi doorman, nori doorman, and khan doorman (murder drones) drawn by lilblucat - b838bd2936be0a23ca0a8596c01722a9 (1).png
>>373114
>inb4 this is how Keeter looked to the Bunkerdrones before getting her normie wardrobe, the relatively lighter colors "mellowing out" or, at least, allowing people to clearly see her viscerally horrible countenance in the dim lighting
>also how Uzeeter looks to... just about everyone, always
>purple on purple does her no favors...
No.373121
Anonymous
What is the purpose of making the industrial equipment's heads so wide and their bodies so skinny?
No.373122
Anonymous
Image:178551246520.png(246kB, 827x1208)8b05c11124d3bfffb3748a7aa913b39f.png
>>373119
>She ate them.
No.373123
Anonymous
Replies:>>373124
>>373121
I like to imagine that drones were purpose-built friendbots, but the company that originally made them was acquired by JCJenson who subsequently turned them into disposable mining equipment.
No.373124
Anonymous
>>373123
Would they have been superhumanly strong as non-industrial robots too, judging from how their goofy bodies can still easily accommodate mechanisms that can lift minecarts full of ore and snap tool steel?
No.373125
Anonymous
>>373124
Your friendbot should be able to rescue you in dire circumstances.
No.373126
Anonymous
>>373118
>Cyn gives her gaming buddy IRL input lag

Kek. Can only imagine that's revenge for something
>"Who Is F%$$$%# Up Inputs Now?" she says as Anon watches his character spin in the glowing red "incoming attack" circles(he pushed the mouse too hard)
No.373130
Anonymous
>>373121
I read that as "their bodies so kinky". I have terminal drone brain
No.373131
Anonymous
Replies:>>373133
Image:178551523445.jpg(110kB, 736x680)03b8451c777ec7f6871f76dae81054da.jpg
Instead of fending off the Absolute Solver by lol just git gud ezpz, Boyzi defends himself by visualizing being crowded by his imaginary friends.
>"Heya Uzi, Goku here!"
No.373132
Anonymous
>>373124
The guy who invented them was a mad genius and made the impossible, drone production hit all three points on the fast good cheap triangle. They are fast and cheap to make, and are insanely strong for their size.

Of course, this was only possible due to core tech accidentally tapping into the solver as a power source.
No.373133
Anonymous
Replies:>>373140
>>373131
I can't believe boyzi made Hot Girl Heaven reall after he ate the solver
No.373134
Anonymous
Replies:>>373148
Image:178551838841.jpg(91kB, 687x637)81a4f1342981850db4de625b21e5a9ef.jpg
>>373121
To maximize cuteness
>and breakability
>Worker drones are deceptively durable machines: hands, feet, legs, even the entire lower torso can be lost without truly compromising functionality
>likewise impressively long lasting ones: demonstrating the capability to run for years straight with minimal maintenance inputs(on account of their ability to self-maintain)
>that means high quality
>that means good investment
>that... ALSO means bad things
>no replacements
>no repairs
>and(once they've reached optimal drone volume) no repeat customers
>stuck in a shrinking market space by the quality of their own product and hampered by hostile legislation from bricking-by-update, what's a hyperconglomerate to do?
>simple: give them weak points
>but where?
>not the hands: too important to their product quality
>not the feet: too much pressure exertion during lifting/hauling
>not their only natural weak spot, the Core: nothing is worth the risk
>so where?
>simple: the face!
>by enlarging their patent-pending optics(tm) visors with the head and deliberately skimping their glass quality, JCJenson can create a large, easily-damaged weakspot that practically gurentees repair orders without sacrificing the quality of their product line!
>even better: by repositioning the components that interpret core-data from the chest to the head, the company can turn that weakness from "debilitating" to "fatal" in a way so intuitive("head trauma = death") that even the most bullheaded customers would struggle to blame JCJenson for it!
>yes massive heads = good business sense
>purely
>and the equally massive, expressive face and mouth this offered is pure coincidence...
No.373135
Anonymous
>>373103
That will just make her more lovey dovey with her nightly snuggles. The touch starvation will drive her heart mad, and only anon's love can satisfy her
No.373136
Anonymous
No.373137
Anonymous
Replies:>>373139
Slaves, the thread demand more mutants. Get to work and make moar.
No.373138
Anonymous
>>373114
is that the head of a fucking half-life 2 stunstick on her hand?
No.373139
Anonymous
Replies:>>373142
>>373137
All I got are oogies.
No.373140
Anonymous
>>373133
*Hot Chick Heaven
Doll has also hidden a direct line to Boyzi's prostate there, for her personal use.
No.373141
Anonymous
Image:178552014661.jpg(1.75MB, 2048x2731)1785430598783503.jpg
oogi in the wild
No.373142
Anonymous
Image:178552043978.gif(1.78MB, 500x500)1774892899245042.gif
>>373139
Imagine only having oogies saved.
No.373143
Anonymous
What if Ghost Duls and Oogipedes?
No.373144
Anonymous
Replies:>>373147
>>373143
Ghost Dul is a little bed sheet ghost.
No.373145
Anonymous
Replies:>>373146
>>373141
Oogi using her oogi strength to move a small rock and look at the bugs beneath.
No.373146
Anonymous
>>373145
It’s a pebble
No.373147
Anonymous
>>373143
>>373144
>Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (MD Edition)
No.373148
Anonymous
>>373134
That is original design, after that picture the cores were designed instead. So that is why it is missing from that picture.
No.373149
Anonymous
Replies:>>373155
Image:178552381083.png(261kB, 764x737)Atta.png
I name this one, Atta.
No.373150
Anonymous
>>373141
Kill the oogi
No.373155
Anonymous
>>373149
Atta boy.