Chubby Drones full of strawberries. Wonderful Booru: https://dronebooru.co Wheel of numerous OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf Wheel of altering modifiers: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf The wiki inside the really fantastic Booru: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character The actual separate Wiki: https://wiki.dronebooru.co/wiki/Main_Page Last thread: >>375018
>>375919 >You think you'll get a cool set of armor to fight robot demons and meat monsters >Sorry, buddy, but there aren't enough uniforms for everyone, so here's a Kalashnikov and a cross >Good luck
>>375979 >a well charged battery >and eating right! >and, well, mostly having no covers on her handlights >sure she shatters the bulbs every time she trips >sure she leaks oil when she holds something wrong >but aren't they pretty?
>>375970 >pictured: average worker girl after one(1) night with her "sweet" sky demon boyfriend >"he loves me!" stops being a defence around the 3rd eye replacement
Image:178672115195.jpg(1.21MB, 1536x2048)uzi doorman and serial designation n (murder drones) drawn by wingedwolf_67 - 8c84f84f6a2a81d499ffd09d17edb761.jpg
Uzi would never "buy" N! He's his own person! A person she maybe sorta happened to clone a few times! That she download their backups from a particularly "excited" save state of his totally dosen't undermine that personhood...
>>376007 >the Absolute Solver (a Vampire Intelligence that gets fucked by sunlight) >eating the sun Why the fuck are you here if you never watched the show? Are you some irony poisoned "fan of the fandom" tranny?
If Cyn in-universe found the original design flawed. If she corrected humanity's failure. If she, after enourmous time and effort, imposed world-smothering asses over bottomplate. Then who am I to argue?
Face it: round is simply better, and even the drones know it
>>372994 >>373118 >You activated your taunt skill and watched as every eye in the encounter turned towards you. It was that time again so you opened the party chat >HP_LoveTank: FF, need healing, there's a sapper somewhere in the adds >Final_Fixer: x_x 7 >After a few seconds the area in front of you was filled with red numbers and your health started to tick back up. You breathed a sign of relief, knowing you weren't going to have to use one of your preciously-hoarded potions today. >"Giggle." >Your vision was again forced over to the glow of a laptop set up on the floor nearby. The girl(?) sitting in front of it, however, was way more of a distraction. >Everything about her looked painful, from the skin stretched over the machine to the way a pair of tendrils had sprouted from her back. What was she? Some sort of alien? Monster? >You wanted to ask, but the last time you did she grabbed your arm just enough to remember that she was able to bodily drag you back to your console >So you fought your instincts and tore your eyes back off of her and to your screen to finish this last floor >Afterwards, you stretched out of your shrimp-like posture and yawned loudly enough to get Fixer's attention >Without turning the rest of her, her head turned and bent back so that both of those yellow Xs seemed focused on you >All eighteen of her digits, human and machine, were still typing away at the laptop's keyboard, and you suppressed a shudder >You would LOVE to keep raiding, but she knows how it is. You've got a wage cage you need to return to, and need sleep to not fall over in it >This would normally be the part where Final_Fixer would barrage you with emotes before logging off for the day, and on your screen that's exactly what was happening. However... >Fixer's gaze stayed on you, and that extra-wide smile got a little less wide and a bit more lopsided. >The laptop screen went dark, leaving only the dim light of your own console and the glow from those Xs visible >From the darkness in front of you, you heard that synthetic voice drone out "I can fix that." >Huh? >The Xs rose to standing height along with the wet noise of something behind her >"You need to rest that fragile little body of yours. You need sleep, and that means we can't play until you do." >The bad feeling you had got ten times worse, and you were up and out of your chair in a second. It can't have been more than that, but where did she go- >"So let me...HELP you, help me." >It came from behind you, intimately close to your left ear, and something thick and wet coiled around your throat tight enough that breathing was a suggestion at best >Then everything inverted as you were sent crashing down to where she had been sitting before >You had maybe a fraction of a second between gasping for air and trying to move before Fixer had you pinned >She was sitting on your stomach, leering down as black tendrils held your limbs in place >The console's glow played across her features and only made her even more horrifying, lighting up the points of her teeth. >You asked her to wait. To...calm down. It was just sleep. You can play some more afterwar- >"You had always been such a good party member." >She picked up the borrowed laptop >"I think that should be rewarded." >Yellow light filled your vision and rather than a laptop, something wet and squirming was grasped in her hand >The hand not holding the thing that was a laptop moved down to your jumpsuit >It was shredded open in a second and your skin felt the heat radiating off her even more >"Don't you agree?" >NO! >She seemed to consider your denial for all of a second >"Too bad." >The last thing you saw, before a blinding flash of pain and the sweet void of blacking out, was her hand and the mass it held ramming straight into your sternum >You dreamed. Not the sort of dream that you'd normally have. >You dreamed of a black lake under a yellow moon, where something was pulling you deeper into the much until a hand reached out >Without thinking, you reached for it, only for it to move past your hands and push your head under the surface >You woke up, still on the ground, still pinned under Fixer, still unable to move as the hand extracted itself from the hole in your chest >Something was squirming in there, but you watched as the hole closed like it had never been there, and sealed whatever that was inside >But you didn't feel anything. No pain, no foreign mass no... >Fixer was giggling atop you. Not "Giggle"ing, but a full on gleeful chuckle >You realized that didn't feel tired anymore >"So" she started, dismounting and letting your legs push you to the furthest wall from her, "Ready to, keep going? You should be, 'fine', now." >What did she do to you? >"Fixed you. Just a little."
>>376038 Yeah. I, the guy who drew that, agree with you. I found it slightly fun to draw the pov perspective angle but its too flat. And I didn't clean up all the little gaps and imperfections.
Based. Though now I'm curious as to if/when Uzi'll pop up(can't imagine her pre-pilot self NOT playing at least one MMO, for seal clubbing purposes if nothing else)
>picrel: Uzi's in-game avatar >also her pfp >also her OC >she roleplays a lot, and very personally, is all I'm saying >including in pvp...
>>376046 Yeah, its low detail and it doesn't have the proper shape. I didn't really know how to draw it from that angle and I didn't bother too much with it mainly because it was a background element and the focal point was lizzy's face in between V's thighs. As for the coloring again I don't know what I'm doing but I'll also say this. Freeform, apple's version of paint, doesn't come with all the colors. Its color selection tools suck and the best one is a grid of preset colors. You can't quite get lighter or darker shades of black or white in a controllable way.
>>376050 So the line weight is too subtle to be noticed that's good to know. Freeform doesn't have pen pressure but I don't draw with pressure on magma because I have a heavy hand as an former art teacher put it. It's one of the things I can work on whenever I get into a "I want to draw better mood".
The anally i mean annually buttslut drone get together is next Friday please attend, Molly has been practicing her ahem "clown car trunk" trick and wants to show it off
>>376048 >milking his cock dry *getting the best fingerfucking imaginable from him Lewdness with on-model worker drones is love. Lewdness with on-model worker drones is life.
I see they are going to pretend that is the most reprehensible thing put on the thread for the moment, like worse isn’t posted every day and hasn’t been posted since the years that drawing was made
>>376125 >”dude this is totally acceptable since worse is posted every day like, private dust stuff or strawberryanon, that’s why we should like, keep it up and not do anything about it”
>>376119 >Abby swamped with paperwork after yet another blue-on-blue incident where an oblivious Bonnie smashes a private's head between her buttocks and a wall >she keeps telling Bonnie that these unfortunate men are being transferred to a medical facility >they're actually just in the corpse pit
You know of all the OCfags, I never expected /co/ raiders / regular schizo posters to go after ITanon. Never felt like a OC guy they’d start to focus on
>>376156 This recent push against ITanon is obviously a concerted effort and not genuine posting. I don’t think anyone actually cares about multiple year old drawings.
Itanon needs to apologize to me personally for drawing rats, by drawing Abby walking face first into sweaty Bon-butt because Abby's focused on her clipboard.
>>376162 Does it really matter if they're normies or raiders? One should fuck off to twitter/faggotbook/bluesky and the other should fuck off back to /shartyco/, neither belong in these threads. I'm not a big fan of ITAnons drawing style but I'd never waste days of thread space bitching about it, this smells like either personal vendetta or raid.
>>376165 Concerted: “adjective that means planned, agreed upon, or performed together by two or more people or groups working in a shared goal or unison.”
>>376198 Also part of her quirky personality: being brutally raped on every possible level. Come to think of it that's the cause of her quirky personality.
>>376206 convince her that you're betrothed to a powerful DD on a distant planet. when she leaves on her crusade to free your hand from a nonexistent DD you change your face with plastic surgery and move to a different planet under a new identity
>>376205 That's true for all of them though, V didn't even have it worst >inb4 Cyn starts rating Uzi's sexual performance vs the DDs >scores her lowest >triggering Uzi's competetive insecurity >cue a rampage of poorly planned and executed hentai recreations as she strives to "prove" herself "worthy" of her boyfriend(the #1 lay)
> "oh wow 200 posts since yesterday" > /co/ thread active > thread full of threadshitting I don't even need to look at the /co/ thread to know whats happening in there
I hope the anons there also know they're being played for fools We've seen this play-by-play before > post shit on /md/ > goes to /co/ to one-man moral-panic about it > gets no replies (samefagging don't count) > reposts the shit there too and claims its a raid from /md/ > calls for a raid on /md/ > nobody actually cares, just gets annoyed
I love me some doll simple as. So what if in real life she'd probably just kill me like nobody's business, I'd still savor every single second of pain she inflicts on me. Doll is love, Doll is life.
>>376236 >The X is marking her discrete adapter >You have to squint to see the difference between it and her standard bottom plate >Dronefuckers spent millions on this idea
MD GACHA NEW ØØØ ID RELEASE: THE LOST BATTALION COMMANDER >”MA’AM! THE PERIMETER IS COLLAPSING! The enemy will be on top of us in minutes!” >The situation is hopeless. Clearly. >The child is confident in her success nonetheless. >”We have made all the preparations for a retreat, correct?” >”Ma’am, the Murder Drones have destroyed most of our escape pods. We may have to leave some men behind.” >The child reassures her soldiers of her ingenious plan. They have followed her to victory in the past, and they carry their convictions in her name. >But the child has seen, in the midst of battle and great suffering, a different path for herself. >She yet still believes in a total victory against the artificial enemy. >To be victorious is to survive, even if it costs her almost everything. >The plan must now be set in motion. >If only her love had survived the battle. If she had not died, then perhaps the child would not be inclined to flee. >Maybe in another life they both would’ve lived to run away to another world. >Maybe her love would be the one to live, while she died. She would accept that if it came down to it. >But now it was only her, and her escape. >The child clutches a golden (hair)bow in her hands. A voice in her head speaks to her, beckoning her to give up her worries. >It’s time to go. >”It’s been an honor, Lieutenant.” >The child pulls out her sidearm, and puts her Red headed attaché out of her misery. So invested in the present, with no vision of the future. A loyal kit to the end. >She is now alone. She is now free to run, and so she does. >The escape pod awaits. Around it, her men are eaten alive by the machinery of war. >Explosions, artillery, lasers. The clashing of steel and the clap of igniting gunpowder. >The roar of the escape pod engine bursts no louder. >It goes unnoticed as it slinks off into the upper atmosphere, and fizzles off in the interstellar darkness. NOW AVAILABLE FOR EXTRACTION!
>>376233 >near-perfect model of V exists for lewds >practically nobody uses it That set is like the only set I've seen with a good model and as a bot-fucker it's frustrating that they keep enshittifying the drones.
>>376264 She used a spoon to kill that robo-roach and that means she was trying to be civil and polite. This means that she woudn't have licked her eye like a frog, she was too coherent and herself to do that at the time of the manor. The most we see her do is hunt roaches and pose with her mouth open when she says the flesh demand invitation to N. Posing like a monster and hunting bugs is concerning behavior but it's not as bestial or casual as when she licked her screen.
>>376266 I know what you're talking about 80% or more of the "robot" porn out there is either big booty digusting fleshy blobs that try to be robotsrobots, androids that are just humans with extra steps or a human girls with hi-tech bits attached to them. Most of good robot porn isn't porn to begin with or is fortunately enough really good but its hard to find and there's not much around. Its not frustrating but like come on if you want to fuck a human fuck a human if you want to fuck a robot fuck a robot. The most bloby I'm ok-ish with is what Armageddon used to do mainly because I can actually see how those disgusting bimbo-bots might be built.
>>376271 Training? Even if you're not in the military Y will force you to wear a decorated unfirom so she can go "Anon may be ze commander but he is MEIN mattress"
>>376075 You're right. Now she looks a bit chubby. It's a less is more situation, I tried to add grungy details where they don't have to be. I'm not going to upload this because it's an edit and I don't want to spam the booru with unnecessary images.
>>376283 E is not stupid! She is just a bit silly! But if a drone was a bit dim I would still like them, just like I would like a drone that's a know it all
>>376289 >>376290 Sorry, man, they just sort of looked like your typical "bishie" type of character. I only just noticed the tits on the one pic with the pikmin-like things. And I thought they were the same dude, since they both have brown hair with blonde highlights, just with a different hairstyle. Honest mistake, but I'm not apologizing for it because I still think the design sucks for a MD human OC.
>>376293 Being faceless, but with unique silhouettes and movements. Look at how the humans in the show are portrayed: faceless but with a distinct outline. Tessa is the obvious example, but you can pick out her parents and even cellphone girl from a lineup. In the church scene the intern and boss-lady have ways to tell them apart, too. In the comic they're also noticeably more jacked than the background ones...for some reason. Basically on virtue of your dudette having a face, it's already a downgrade from tessa's dad.
>>376295 The faceless part, especially. In the flashbacks they're blacked out because (it's implied) the drone programming, and in the church scene they're all wearing full-body hazmat suits.
>>376297 That's...better. Clothes should also be blacked out, imo. The sniff test for most OCs should be "if I put this alongside the rest of the cast, would they look off". Like it's fine if they stand out, but it should be in a way consistent with the media they're drawing inspiration from. For MD, when we see humans, they're generally stripped of their humanity. Faceless hazmat guys, [redacted] "shadow humans". The only times we EVER see human skin is when it's associated with dead humans (body parts in the flashbacks, solver's use of human hands on the end of her tendrils, basically the entirety of Cynwalker's design) so seeing just some random human in the context of this show, my first thought is "corpse/zombie".
>>376216 >So what if in real life she'd probably just kill me For what reason? She'd definitely succ you though, since she's a robo-vampire and judging from what we saw when the AS started rubbing N's genocidal rampages in his face blood works just as well for them as oil.
>>376317 NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN IT IZ NOT ZHE ZAME YOU FILTHY SWARTH! YOU MIGHT AZ VELL ZAY ZHAT FANTA MADE ON DEUTSCHLAND-5 IZ ZHE SAME AS ZHAT ORANGE COLORED SVILL YOU KEEP INSISTING ON BUYING FROM ZHE LOCAL GROCERY STORE!
>>376322 I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU! I'M PAINTING ALL OF YOUR LOYALIST MINIZ AZ ALPHA LEGION AND ALL YOUR TRAITORZ AZ LOYALIZTZ FOR ZHIZ INZULT!!!
>>376299 In the case of young Holly I was specifically practicing drawing folds in clothing for your picrel and the other two pics that went along with it so I preferred to leave the clothing visible. The oldest pics of Holly do have her totally redacted out except for her glasses cause it seemed like a fun touch.
>>376326 >dark gray skin and white eyes >everything else still colored MAKE YOUR HUMIEFOID A SOLID BLACK SILHOUETTE WITH GLOWING WHITE EYES YOU FUCKING COWARD!
>>376339 What are you talking about, Jane's a drone. But seriously, put it on the pile of evidence that John, whose single joke is "Haha wouldn't it be funny if there was a regular human walking around but the dumb toasters can't recognize the member of the superior species????", was our original sin.
>>376339 John and Jane were created at an earlier and much better time for the threads. The show was still running and therefor there were consistently new things to discuss regarding the prime storyline, any faggot trying to impose arbitrary rules for posting was instantly bullied out, and by and large people were at least passingly trying to make characters and alternate timelines which were remotely compatible with and relevant to the show.
>>376036 >>The laptop screen went dark, leaving only the dim light of your own console and the glow from those Xs visible Not the intended visual, I'm sure, but the one that came to mind first
>drones only have eight fingers >their fingers are also smooth (i.e. less grippy than human fingers) and fat What would a keyboard layout designed by and for tiny friend-shaped robots entail?
>>376358 They probably just connect to the PC and send the data of what they want to type, but the true drone fucker answer is that they grope their human while telling them what to type for them
>>376358 Bigger wider spaced keys, I don't know if they'd need a different key layout, I mostly type with three fingertips and a thumb unless I really need to write something extremely fast. Same for keyboard gaming, mostly you use WASD with three fingers and spacebar with your thumb, most computer mice use two fingers and a thumb. So I think mostly drones would just need bigger wider spaced keys and a wider computer mouse which has grippy rubber pads in the palm and fingertip areas.
>>376358 One outpost designed a "more intuitive keyboard for drones" which went from A-Z. They kept the WASD controls for games, too. G killed them all.
Remember: mutant slums are not safe for human occupation. Alert your local liquidators to clear out the local mutants if you wish to live near any and all mutants Mutants have no rights and can be evicted for any reason
>>376374 You mean one of the hat women, and you see them before drinking their nanites actually, one's taste like banana smoothie the other's like booze mixed with paint
>Pavo hanging upside-down from the ceiling >He's "studying the murder drone mindset" >So far, he's discovered that they're probably so stupid because sleeping upside-down screws with your oil circulation
>>376379 >looking back on that moment, all of Techanon's sadness about Pavo being left to die with the other remaining Blue DDs as the last remaining colonized planet was evacuated vanished >after all, Techanon has a fresh start on this arkship fleeing in the opposite direction from what was once humanity's home in the stars >only problem, other than the itty bitty living space alloted to singletons like him, is how the publicly televised executions of capital offenders via blood draining and the subsequent postmortem organ harvesting in situ are mandatory viewing, "to maintain discipline" >probably wouldn't have been so bad if knowing how to manufacture or repair a microsingularity-based CPU wasn't a capital offense >so many executions in those first days...
>>376387 I don't dislike bestiality or shocking fetishes because I find them morally reprehensive. I dislike them because I come to these boards to see cute drones, not some spick's retarded fetish that's deeply rooted in childhood abuse.
>>376389 Techanon? The Techanon who went MIA during a planetside mission and made the base clamp down even harder on humans leaving the base planet? Yeah, he never made it onto the ships. Neither did "TA", Pavo's new technician who nobody's ever seen. Apparently he was never invited.
Oh no, he depicted himself as the Chad and me as the soyjak! Keyboard warriors are a symptom of an unproductive and directionless youth. Please get a hobby.
None of this shit has anything to do with murder drones, you morons. Tell me which episode you like most.
Me? I like episode 7 because while we KNOW that N was a murder drone for an untold amount of time, we finally get to see him in action during the fight with solver-possessed Uzi. It's also my favorite "Tessa" moment when she's about to strike the pommel of her sword to drive it into uzi's chest. That was cool and I wish the idea of "Tessa is strong as shit" was played with more.
>>376404 6 is pretty enjoyable, though it also makes me sad that there's a ton of lore we'll never see more of. I masturbate to the thought of J riding me and spouting incoherent corporate phrases before giving up and lapsing into regular dirty talk.
>>376404 I really liked ep 3, I almost understood Doll's grief and wanted her to have her revenge, too bad she had to take it on all those prom girls and unlucky bystanders. As for ep 7 I really liked N's resolve to search for the truth that has been a consistent theme with him throughout the show, peaking with "no more lies" in the finale.
>>376418 Yeah S go get em! Those fuckers need to be scratched to hell and back
>>376417 You're getting the meds that give you better taste, not only are you going for mutants (worse than drones in every way) you're going for the worst one (Pauline is the best because I think she would make for a cute drone)
>>376422 >The dick enlargement nanites are not real >The libido booster stimulants are not real >The human on drone reproduction system was conceived ethically and with no abominations created
>>376425 >not even REMOTELY similar At least you tried... >>376416 It is so he can upload them himself without tagging the specific post they came from. It's part of the fun!
>>376372 But that's the problem: you can't call the liquidators for something that's not in the regulations. If you call them and tell them a mutant ghetto is popping up near your neighborhood, they can easily tell you to fuck off, because legally, it's not considered "infection," and they'll tell you to fuck off because I am not fucking going to risk my life so you, a traitor bastard, could fuck a fucking genocidal toaster without a neighbor with an extra hand.
>>376379 >Pavo isn't looking for ways to rid himself of his racism toward disassembly drones, but rather ways to justify his racism toward disassembly drones >Not that he needs it, but he needs more arguments in his discussions with Techanon >Yes, the evidence has been accumulated over TWENTY YEARS OF GENOCIDAL WAR isn't enough for him
>>376422 >>376424 >"Well, I think we can finally start the plan to restore humanity's population, now that we've freed the sentinel drones from military action." >"Uh, excuse me, sir, there's one problem." >"The war for humanity's existence has been won, most planets are once again under a single rule, and the corporations have been crushed, WHAT kind of problem could there be now, YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT?!" >"But sir, the drones have been given equal rights with men, so we can't use them as incubators." >"We need their... permission."
>>376269 Yeah I absolutely agree with you. Imo I don't really mind busting a quick wank to "off model" drone porn, I mean they're not too bad looking technically speaking. But with that said I love on model drones, I want it to look like it was ripped straight out of the show, even if they don't actually have anatomically correct sexual body parts and are just tuna cans or featureless plates, I think it's even hotter that way anyway.
>>376445 Good old 4chan, I can say. Reminds me of the thread on 2ch where an anon fucked a strudel and then ate it. It's fucking nuts, of course, but it showed how much freer and wilder the internet was back then than it is now.
>>376453 Basically the right way to go about it. I have nothing but respect for the subtle eroticism of the worker drone body, and the less subtle DD frame, but now and then I want to grab J's giant off-model ass while drinking her nanite milk straight from the tap. The black stomach, however, is mandatory. White bellies are offensive.
>>375947 >>370319 >>371124 >>375861 >Fun Evening Canon Fact: Similar to Uzi inheriting so much data from Nori as to damn near end up as her Mini-Me, Lizzy's monsterfucker nature is the result of a mutation in some data she inherited from her dad: scrambled, partial fragments of the code for his memories of his pre-core collapse affair with Dr. Ridley, the muscle mommy scientist who he had wanted to spend the rest of his life with.
>Cyn lands on a planet with 1 billion humans. >The humans wish to serve her and make deals with her. >They even offer her infant children for her to feed on. >Cyn quickly realizes that the 1 billion humans are all Jews.
>Cyn quickly gets the fuck out, she is not eating anything here. >All the food here is…contaminated.
I love the idea of bullying a Nuzi kid by asking them something about doors and watching as they are helplessly compelled to answer your question in detail.
>>376472 They look so happy. Except the kid, but that's reasonable since we're talking about a teenager. I know it's corny and it's not Liam's style, but a part of me really wished it ended like this for them.
>>376490 How many of Liam's shows have ended with the main characters growing up and having families? Murder Drones was the closest we got and even then it was left ambiguous if Ze Solver Problem ever got fixed for good.
>>376488 Thanks. And yeah he is a teenager and I know the cyborg looking things might look a bit buenoy. But again he is young and kids are ugly 90% of the time. Just wait till he grows older he's gonna be a stud just like his dad. Cyber-enhanced too.
>>376492 Ayuwoki heritage from the father's side. >>376493 Goddamn I wish he could get an editor to make him get his ass of the couch and finish his projects. >>376494 That's what I was implying. He will get some turmoil from being half human and half machine, but I am just gonna headcanon that he'll get around.
>>376504 Try me. But I'm telling you, you'll have to pull some real nightmare fuel to get a reaction off me, always check out what you're teenagers are doing on the internet, folks.
>>376507 You're serious? That's all that it takes to clutch your pearls? Son, there are some very wicked people out there, I become restless thinking about it, I mean serious and cruel damage towards innocent people.
>>376484 I'll add that the guy looks like a degenerate, and that's not an insult, but a medical diagnosis. It's as if his body's cells didn't know what to do and simply gave up on everything, knowing nothing would work properly anyway. He is unlikely to live to be 20, and even if he does, he will 100% not be able to have children, because even Holly will not be able to arrange all that chromosomal mess in him into anything capable of a normal connection with other chromosomes and the subsequent creation of offspring.
In general, I think he looks quite realistic from the outside, in that when you think about a disassembly drone/human hybrid, it's easy to believe you'd want to shoot the creature just to put it out of its misery. You know, solver usually created not very healthy meat creatures.
I've actually been thinking a lot about hybrid ideas and how they might work, but since I'm not a biologist, just a regular gooner, this is just a couple of actual scientific articles and theories thrown in with my nonsense. I'd talk about it, but I doubt anyone would want to read this, so I'll just say I actually like this guy. He's genuinely funny-looking, and damn, he's got charm.
Image:178685218242.png(31kB, 692x907)uzi doorman, doll, nori doorman, yeva, and doll's dad (murder drones) drawn by care - 708a55dbb0a3c14f48805f94b961182a.png
>>376491 Half the show was about varying levels of parent/child relationships: of course the Uzi's settling down. Literally the only Vickers character(besides maybe Cordie) I can 100% gurentee gets kids. >inb4 the Nuzi is immortal >and spawns >continuously >cue Beretta having a 30+ year age gap with her youngest siblings and her kids growing up in school alongside their aunts/uncles
>>376540 No. Phoenix never bothered with the booru because he did not want to get involved with any of the retarded drama that inevitably plagues anonymous community projects.
>>376489 I shared this whole concept with a friend of mine, and we came up with more Beretta suffering under this framework:
>Idea that unreasonably amuses me: an autistic engineering brained young drone corners Beretta and starts innocently questioning her about doors. He isn't trying to fuck with her at all, its actually totally innocent, this is just a misfortune that has befallen her. Beretta now watches in horror as he pulls out a notebook and asks her to give him some feedback on his door ideas. >Is it framed like a rape scene even though we know it's innocent? >Hell yes, that's hilarious. And after the fact, the camera switches to the perspective of our autist, who's actually super happy because he made a friend who thinks about doors as much as he does! Later, Beretta is sobbing in the school showers, while two stalls over Jenna is seeing to her hygiene and idly singing a pop song that got stuck in her head recently.
And after that, he came up with even more Beretta suffering:
>Just had an amazing idea: a handful of the smarter kids have realized that if they can phrase any science based question around being about doors, they can get answers good enough to pass their highschool chemistry/physics class out of Beretta. >Holy shit this poor reverse cyborg vampire autistic girl.
>>376551 I can't stress enough just how little anyone gives a shit about these disconnected OC's. They're not even remotely connected to drones in any capacity. Are you even trying
>Anon hammered out another post, a real 'gotcha' >This one would send his targets running for the hills! >They'd ruined the thread, it wasn't about what he wanted it to be >How could this anonymous imageboard not bend to his every whim? >Because he wasn't there to save it from its contentfags, that's why >The thread auto-refreshed, and there was another image from his worst enemy >Why had it not worked? >Anon knew what the issue was: he hadn't made enough posts yet >If he made enough, eventually they'd think the entire thread was against them and leave >He just needed to post more, faster, angrier, make up new buzzwords >Surely one would land one day, and he'd finally get all the content he wanted >Which was to say 'no content at all', of course
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>N should really know by now not to set his expectations too high.
The trio's naming convention gives room to make OCs for every letter of the alphabet, but based on the pile of corpses in Cabin Fever Labs and Cyn's remark about N, J, and V being the only ones who "retained their personalities" there is not really a lot you can do with them while still being canon complient. But it is not like that has ever stopped any of you before.
Fun fact: the list of ones and zeroes in E’s ID is capital E in binary. I also checked if the canon IDs of N J and V were their names in binary, but their weren’t (seems like a missed opportunity for an easter egg.)
>>376581 >E is actually living out one of those perfect post-canon endings thanks to getting grabbed via electromagnet and deprogrammed >V would probably be even angrier (or just sad) if she was aware
>>376581 They were alive as disembodied cores in Alice's oven, then they got crushed in the oven and were recalled to the AS's mind palace, and now they're in Uzi's mind palace being subjected to 24/7 nightcore. DDs can't just die even if they want to. >it's another "mindless automatons would totally write warnings to each other" episode
>>376590 Hers was taken more recently. The Elliots' gravekeeper doesn't get paid enough to sort the graverobbers from the family, only to get rid of them.
does dust beef with itanon or something? > itanon target of threadshitters > dusts doodles get more praise heaped on than the most respected of drawfags > dust spams booru comments under itanons posts > most booru comments get maybe 1 upvote in a week. his gets 3-4 instantly > anons said the booru getting a lot of new users recently this all smacks of sockpuppeting/samefagging
>>376545 Kek. Does this apply to Uzi too? Or is she too strong-willed to "submit" to the internal error she passed down? >inb4 N asks about "best door" during dinner >family devolves into fighting >Beretta says the Deathstar firing tube bulkheads >Negev says magical seals >Mac says his personal work(doors to his room + vent) >none willing to back down >none capable of shutting up >cue a 12+ hour long "discussion" involving swears, (theoretical) stat comparisons, and more than a little thrown cutlery only ending when Negev runs completely out of charge >N didn't get involved >didn't understand, even >he just wanted info on the Bunker doors...
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>>376628 I'm sorry, but I'm only interested in the most erotic drone. >PoV: Your search history was found and instead of killing you, you've been getting cock-teased for hours.
>>376626 The inability of the Nuzi kids to resist sharing the hereditary Doorman knowledge of doors when asked is a mutation in some code fragments they got from N, actually. It's an echo of N's himbofication from all the memory wipes he got over the twenty to fifty years he spent as a hunting dog.
>>376631 >Be Anon, wagie receptionist >You work at JCJenson and your job is to tell people how to use the elevator >At least that's what it was before about an hour ago, when you were dragged from your desk by some kind of sex bot >They warned you this would happen eventually but you thought the Internet people were being stupid >They were right about everything! Sexbots are real! But also so are the military bots and the cannibal zombie bots. >For some reason they're all the same robot!?! >So anyways you're in a chair and tied up and also bricked up >The sex-murder-canibal bot, bless her heart, is at a loss how to approach this >On one hand she's compelled to inflict pain but how she reached the idea of "edge you until you go insane" is beyond you >Why did you quote that stupid video >The murder bot was nit supposed to take you saying "she is such a bad bitch, tho. I'd fuck the shit out of that robot" seriously! >It was supposed to be famous last words >After a bit, one with pigtails walks in and matter if factly hits you with THAT WAS THE PLAN, TO GIVE YOU A BONER - Nicolas Cage
>>376645 >Strawberry is a girl and Berryboy isn't real. Maybe it’s because Fai is a human, and humans are probably more familiar and easier for them to draw than on-model drones or something? >>376646 >pic
>>376656 >>376658 >Y got Drone ABS installed >Drone Anti Bone-braking System >Meant to stop the drone from breaking the partners pelvis during sexual engagement >It worked once and then Y demanded Anon disable it
>>376662 >He thinks Y doesn't force Anon into her weird fashion choices >He thinks Anon got more than one belt to cover himself >He thinks Y would do this stuff in a room with windows were some bitch could lay eyes/optics/whatever on her husband/infinite money&sex glitch
>>376689 Not him, but that was sweating on her visor. You can also see N&Uzi do it while holding hands in Ep6. The green seems to imply actual sweat that could stain material.
>>376689 Second episode, and she mentions "feeling sweaty" then asks why "they" programmed that. i.e. drones (at a minimum, the ones who aren't full of genetically human eldritch meat) don't sweat, but they're programmed to experience the physical sensation of sweating when they're running hot. It's all in their heads, they know it, and Uzi wants to know what the purpose of that is
>>376690 The only liquid we ever see come out of DDs is oil, if they ever stink of anything it would be old waste oil. Doll and Uzi both bleed, but we never see any other biological functions from them, there isn't even an implication that any drone pisses, shits or sweats an actual physical substance. They experience sweat as a program in their awareness, the prom girl that Doll kills and presumably all the other drones who wear glasses have some sort of cruel programming joke that throws their visual acuity out of whack that can lead to them being short or longsighted in a way that requires corrective lenses. Yet they have no literal soft jelly filled eyes with a retina and lens that could be defective, they have some array of cameras or other sensors that generate a digital image. If a drone is "unhygenic" they would smell like salt, rust and sulfur.
>>376714 Whenever I'm on digital for whatever reason I do draw with my finger, but at the same time I prefer more to draw on paper instead since I feel like it gives me more control and freedom over whatever I'm drawing. Plus I don't draw often digitally anyways kek.
>>376722 >"That's right, come get your sex-ready worker drones today! Call now and we'll throw in an extra absolutely free!" >A worker drone in the back shyly waves as the host continues. >"These robo-sluts can suck a golf ball through a garden hose, don't believe me?" >The same drone picks up a garden hose and inhales, the gold ball in question immediately bursts and begins to shred the garden hose. The drone looks mortified. >"...That was a better idea in my head."
Considering the apparent general consensus among the tiny friendbots that the 30 Days of Night vampires who had spent almost twenty years hunting them (male DDs are 5'4", iirc female DDs are 4'10") are hot, and Khan (who Nori considered extremely hot) being 5'0", do you think Dillan Hall, whose missing person poster gives her height as 5'2", was also considered really hot on account of being within the range, or at least roughly within the range idk, of a human girl her age?
>>376679 My brother in Christ, turn around. Our mother Earth is destroyed, worlds are devastated, countless billions of souls have perished, and only by God's will have we been able to crush Evil. We are exhausted by the war. We need farmers to produce the daily bread, workers to forge the tools, and soldiers to guard the borders from the horrors of space beyond our comprehension. My brother, humanity stands on the brink, so what questions can there be?! How can you remain idle when unknown threats stand at our doorstep?! Gow can you afford to waste the sacrifices of entire generations?! End your father's line?! My brother, it is your duty as a son of humanity to give your all! This is your battle for the fate of the world, so rise up and fight it, for the sake of all that is dear to you!
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>Solver tries to take over a station >Unfortunately, that station is filled to the brim with furries wearing programmer socks >The battle is fierce and evenly matched until the solver begins gaining ground >The programmers, with their last efforts, manage to inject one directive into the Solver without it realizing: restore human population >They're then wiped out by a suicide drone using [Null] >Years in the Future, but not many >A man sits in his room, getting ready for his shift at JCJenson's silicon factories >His door is suddenly blown open and he's knocked to the wall >"Congratulations!" says something in the rubble as a pink X glows from the cloud of debris >"You have been chosen to contribute your genetics to the next generation." >What steps out is a sex-drone, wearing nothing but thigh-highs, and with a solver womb tattoo >It leaves a trail of lubricant in its wake as it mounts him on the ground and spends the next four hours draining his balls repeatedly >The tail, full of aphrodisiacs and nutrients, keeps him aroused, moving, and awake >As he's dropped, boneless, to the ground, the drone pats her middle >Her visor displays a "Full :3" notification >"Thank you for your contribution. We'll see you again in a year." >This is life with the Seeder of the Absolute Fertilegrounds
>Pavo plush >Feathers light up in the dark! >Will protect you and your worker plushes with what little power a stuffed doll can >MG's selling it at discount price ($1 off), because it scares some of his clients for reasons he doesn't quite understand
>>376798 >It even comes with its own scent booster! >Don't ask MG where it's stored, how it's released or even what scent it carries. >There's another reason why he's trying to sell the damn things off.
>>376805 The line between 4chan and Reddit gets more and more unclear year by year. I'm more updated on what's happening on Reddit by browsing 4chan than going to Reddit itself.
>>376844 Shhhhhh....SHUT UP...uhhh... Emily went boy mode to sneak into the men's dressing room to look at humans, the chest wraps gave her away (she saw this in a movie once)
Things I realized Nori would have thrown out there in while trying to seduce one of the human men at Cabin Fever, in addition to having a mouth: >she has a tongue >she has saliva >she doesn't need to breathe >she doesn't have a gag reflex
So is BlackHand just going to leave us to put up with whoever the current spastic trying to make the threads worse is? We use up all our bans on Pillar and 0ilrig?
>>376871 I just want J to grab my head with her weird blade hand and force me to polish her crotch plate with my tongue while she reads the contract for JCJenson employees. Is that too much to ask?