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No.375018
Murder Drones (#382)Anonymous
Replies:>>375083
Image:178638590752.jpg(435kB, 3529x3137)V needs your blood.jpg
Hello and good day my Friends.
We are here once again reunited for the Drones, that's it, the Drones, talk about the Drones now, we need to talk about the Drones.
Wonderful Booru: https://dronebooru.co
Wheel of numerous OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf
Wheel of altering modifiers: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf
The wiki inside the really fantastic Booru: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character
The actual separate Wiki: https://wiki.dronebooru.co/wiki/Main_Page
Last thread: >>374088
No.375020
Anonymous
Image:178638611843.png(1.91MB, 3000x3000)Fai teasing.jpg
No.375021
Anonymous
Replies:>>375040
Image:178638613171.png(1.59MB, 1332x1655)Nurses.png
This is a healthy thread
No.375023
Anonymous
Image:178638617545.jpg(164kB, 640x925)1786315581823724.jpg
I want to shove my face inbetween V's legs and feel her (non) musk as she tightly locks my head in place with her thighs.
No.375024
Anonymous
Replies:>>375025
>>375020
Hi Berryboy! Can I make her in Koikatsu? For good purposes, of course.
No.375025
Anonymous
Replies:>>375044
Image:178638806303.jpg(275kB, 1013x1014)20260810195117.jpg
>>375024
This will come with the berry fee. But yeah, sure, I don’t mind.
But I have no idea what her full-body design would look like so good luck figuring that out.
Speaking of which, does that anon have any updates on the 3D oc's?
No.375026
Anonymous
Replies:>>375027
need milfdrone with mombod
No.375027
Anonymous
Replies:>>375029
Image:178638841471.jpg(91kB, 927x1024)IMG_4144.jpeg
>>375026
Does this work?
No.375028
Anonymous
Image:178638846061.jpg(103kB, 974x1232)Spoiler image
woag..
AM…
No.375029
Anonymous
Replies:>>375030
>>375027
sexy but where's the tumby?
No.375030
Anonymous
Image:178638864982.jpg(81kB, 819x1024)IMG_1198.jpeg
>>375029
What is a tumby?

Also, here is Yeva with 5 whole pixels of vagina.
No.375032
Anonymous
Image:178638894151.jpg(710kB, 2000x1919)IMG_4574.jpeg
I like this artist.
No.375033
Anonymous
Image:178638919475.jpg(332kB, 1080x537)IMG_4488.jpeg
>>375032
No.375034
Anonymous
Image:178638933220.jpg(110kB, 720x719)IMG_4489.jpeg
>>375033
>10 seconds in.
>Le Scream.
No.375035
Anonymous
Replies:>>375036
>Samefag
No.375036
Anonymous
Replies:>>375039
Image:178638949661.jpg(283kB, 1421x1080)IMG_4659.jpeg
>>375035
Have you considered im not the only one on this board? Anyways, im going back to sleep.
No.375037
Anonymous
>>375028
BUILT 4 COCK
No.375038
Anonymous
Replies:>>375041
>>375020
>Collar
WHORE!
No.375039
Anonymous
>>375036
>image right after >>375033 is numbered appropriately
Sure, Itoddler.
No.375040
Anonymous
Image:178638985645.png(698kB, 1073x1053)1768045411164.png
>>375021
Only sentinel drones should have the right to a human spouse, since they did not commit genocide.
No.375041
Anonymous
Image:178638998218.jpg(215kB, 642x810)Freaky Fai.jpg
>>375038
No.375042
Anonymous
Replies:>>375045
Image:178639003479.gif(443kB, 160x158)bNLMLqoL.gif
>>375039
itoddler BTFO
No.375043
Anonymous
>>375028
Discount coombot
No.375044
Anonymous
>>375025
>koikatsu
i think he's just gonna make her face/head/hair then go to fucktown
No.375045
Anonymous
Image:178639100749.jpg(176kB, 1552x1762)IMG_4566.jpeg
>>375042
Im not sure why, but that jew keeps calling people “itoddler” lately.
No.375046
Anonymous
Replies:>>375047
>>375045
>Local schizo acts schizophrenic
No.375047
Anonymous
Image:178639123818.png(405kB, 1024x735)IMG_4588.png
>>375046
Nah, he just acts annoying. The schizos are the ones that post walls of text.
No.375048
Anonymous
Image:178639127991.png(168kB, 389x691)MasterBaiterKun.png
You can always tell when the drama obsessed mongoloids LARPing as schizos are up and active because threads on both sites start getting simultaneously inundated with low quality baitposts
No.375049
Anonymous
Replies:>>375050
>>375048
You can always tell when PrivateDust is active.
No.375050
Anonymous
Replies:>>375052
>>375049
Yup, because he makes OC.
The threadshitter, of course, cannot make content worth a damn and takes it out on people who have actual talent.
No.375051
Anonymous
why target privatedust specifically though
No.375052
Anonymous
>>375050
Well, the threadshitter is gone now. So enjoy your time here.
No.375053
Anonymous
>>375045
he already told you why you're (rightfully) getting called that + a samefag
No.375054
Anonymous
Replies:>>375390
>>375051
He said a bad word to Snow once ;-;
No.375055
Anonymous
>>375048
Hey! That's my filename! Get your own! You're making me think I have dementia
No.375056
Anonymous
Guys how can I explain to the police drone he can't arrest me for sexual assault against him because he is built for BHC? I don't think he's chasing me with the handcuffs out because he wants to get kinky
No.375057
Anonymous
Replies:>>375059
Image:178639232337.jpg(39kB, 504x442)175009024269.jpg
>the joke is sex
No.375058
Anonymous
Image:178639243757.png(383kB, 1055x797)gemmy.png
No.375059
Anonymous
>>375057
if it were funny it’d be Apttolaugh
No.375060
Anonymous
No.375061
Anonymous
>>375051
Because the grand strategy is to manipulate, instigate, and harass different namefags while trying to pin the blame on unrelated namefags for the lulz, and PrivateDust being the relatively newest drawfag to frequent these threads makes him the most likely target this strategy could succeed against.
No.375062
Anonymous
Replies:>>375063
Humans aren't real.
No.375063
Anonymous
Image:178639406907.jpg(25kB, 850x1226)1778047064366720.jpg
>>375062
Wrong!
No.375064
Anonymous
Do you want to see Shadow or Drone Fai next?
No.375065
Anonymous
>>375064
Shadow
No.375066
Anonymous
>>375064
Drone so I can FUCK her
No.375067
Anonymous
>>375064
Shadow on Drone action
No.375068
Anonymous
Replies:>>375071
No.375069
Anonymous
>>375058
He hates memes
No.375070
Anonymous
Image:178639587343.png(8.60MB, 2481x2704)omegasummer.png
reposting >>374953 since it was posted at the end of last thread
No.375071
Anonymous
>>375068
WHY DIDNT YOU DO YOUR CHORES
No.375072
Anonymous
>>375070
YOU
JUST
KNOW
No.375073
Anonymous
Replies:>>375077
>>375070
Speaking of, does anyone have any good frontal shots of V or J where her arms are straight down? See how long they are relative to her body?
No.375074
Anonymous
>>375070
Needs a horseshoe
No.375075
Anonymous
Image:178639665402.png(102kB, 602x732)178632057560.png
No.375076
Anonymous
No.375077
Anonymous
Image:178639849198.jpg(215kB, 2560x1440)v.jpg
>>375073
No.375078
Anonymous
Replies:>>375079
If you randomly pat a disassemblers head they just start looking at you like 👽.
No.375079
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:178639888845.mp4(289kB / 0:00:05 / h264+aac, 1080x720)ext_tw_video.mp4
>>375078
No.375081
Anonymous
Replies:>>375082
Image:178640434477.jpg(326kB, 1200x1200)1c5ca87219655acaaeaa9de9e10807fb.jpg
>Cyn as your daughter only ever calling you by your name or a very formal "Father" until one evening after an outing together where you helped her come out of her shell a little bit she leans on you and clumsily grasps your hand, speaking softly

>"I love you. Dad."
No.375082
Anonymous
>>375081
>then one day her voice starts sounding strange
>and she calls you "Daddy" instead
No.375083
Anonymous
Image:178640673443.jpg(601kB, 2560x1440)N_WithTheFam.jpg
>>375018
The main thing with drones, more than how wide their heads are, is how tiny their bodies are. Wonder how they'd look with heads as wide and tall as humans' heads are instead of perfectly round Karl Pilkington heads.
No.375084
Anonymous
Replies:>>375085
Image:178640798014.jpg(587kB, 2048x2048)RealUziDoorman_-2086787361619288456-img1.jpg
>Be JCJenson worker who's currently sprinting down a hall as the mechanical blender tears through the door
>Of course something like that wouldn't be held back by a door, but it gave you time
>Enough time, in fact, to reach a dead end
>You can see the yellow X at the end of the hall, and the flickering lights isn't doing any favors towards NOT being fucking terrifying
>You see it rush down the hall, register being knocked to the ground and feel the pain of blades in your shoulder
>But then you eyes catch up
>Slender, a thin waist with wide hips
>Thick thighs currently on either side of yours
>A wide grin and a cute girlish voice
>Then she brings her bloody knife-hand to her mouth and licks the blood off
>Yep, that did it
>You are fucking terrified, but apparently your survival instincts have activated
>But instead of "get away" they've swapped gears to "spread your genes before you die!"
>You have NEVER been this rock hard, and you can feel the softly-rounded backside pressing against you
>You feel like you could fuck a hole through a steel door, so of course the murder-bot feels it...somehow
>It snaps her out of her murder daze, and now she's just looking back at it
>She's looking at your dick
>You're looking at her looking at your dick
>Your dick is just happy to be there, drooling like a puppy with a new toy
>...
>You aren't aware of how much time has passed, but you finally collapse against the wall
>Your heart is hammering, your lungs burn, your legs feel like jelly
>The drone looks like she visited a bukkake factory
>And that became your fondest memory, of how you met your wife
>Meanwhile, on Copper 9, the actual V feels a shiver run down her spine. She has no idea whiy
No.375085
Anonymous
Replies:>>375086
>>375084
Looks like Simon got the wrong one!
No.375086
Anonymous
Replies:>>375088
>>375085
>Current V finds out there's another V that got a loving human husband and didn't sabotage her relationship
>Chugs an entire car battery to cope
No.375087
Anonymous
No.375088
Anonymous
Image:178641062848.png(29kB, 1047x1614)6786463353329708.png
>>375086
>Second Scenario
>V goes full on Yandere mode, tirelessly investigates and tracks you down within less than a week.
>She finally finds you with your doppelganger V
>The most bloody, destructive, and violent cat fight ensues.
>Only after the entire block is destroyed and fraud V is no more than an outline of ash on the ground, she turns around and instantly goes back to a loving face and tackles you with a big ole hug.
>She leans in very close to your face, nose touching her visor, she then says...
>"Don't you worry about anything, I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, Ever, Ever, Ever, Ever, Ever, Ever!, Ever!, Ever!, EVER!, EVER!, EVER!!, EVEEER!!!, EEVEEEEEER, EEEEVEEEEERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!...............
... Leave your side again".
>V starts affectionately licking your face, she purrs loudly, tail rapidly wagging.
>This is your scariest but somehow erotic memory of how you were forced to become a husband.
No.375089
Anonymous
Replies:>>375093
Image:178641069498.jpg(334kB, 436x977)IMG_7815.jpeg
>>375070
>paw print
No.375090
Anonymous
>>375088
>A different backup who survived is a 'fraud'
>V can't even let herself be happy, she has to destroy that, too
The Solver only laid the foundation. The hell V lives in, she built with her own claws.
No.375091
Anonymous
Freaky Vikki
No.375092
Anonymous
>>375070
Oh boy.
No.375093
Anonymous
>>375089
She clearly borrowed it from FemN's wardrobe, I really don't see why this keeps coming up.
No.375094
Anonymous
Image:178641159833.jpg(334kB, 436x977)IMG_7815.jpeg
>>375093
No.375095
Anonymous
Image:178641270473.png(96kB, 674x473)killsteks.png
>>375032
not possible, no body likes steaks
No.375096
Anonymous
>>375088
She went full Jugbear
No.375097
Anonymous
Replies:>>375099
>>375093
This is why you never get tattoos kids, the innocuous and cute little pawprint you got 10 years ago may have its connotations changed as time goes on.
No.375098
Anonymous
Image:178641450540.png(150kB, 1673x940)gremlin.png
No.375099
Anonymous
Replies:>>375101
>>375097
Technically, given the origin of Tosa's name, it still fits.
No.375100
Anonymous
Image:178641474052.png(24kB, 467x431)174980001831.png
No.375101
Anonymous
Replies:>>375102
Image:178641511493.png(224kB, 1000x1000)opap47.png
>>375099
It was already explained that was it a nod to J's dog, though it being a nod to Tosa does fit too. Alpha's got a lot of the dog theme around him
No.375102
Anonymous
Image:178641581635.png(203kB, 1086x798)c98d73e27dd22c3df60dde16ced32501.png
>>375101
Drip's the best character (sorry Akita), so it works out.
Alpha probably has a big t-shirt with a bunch of dogs printed on it or something. N is jealous.
No.375103
Anonymous
>there's a hole in the ceiling of Eye's shower- one that leads to the vents of the bunker
>vents that Tosa is intimately familiar with
>Tosa likes to peek in at Eye washing himself
>the male murderbot is one of the few models Tosa has for fleshcrafting his 'equipment'
>Tosa, the ignorant mutant, doesn't realize Eye's prodigious penis and bloated breeder balls are anything unusual
>Tosa grows his own cock and balls to mimic his model, the mutant's demure size literally overshadowed by the length and grith of his Eye-sized equipment
>satisfied that his male attachments are now sufficiently dronelike, Tosa slinks away and exits the vents
>walking home, he finds his balance thrown off by his enormous endowment
>Tosa trips on his own flaccid penis and faceplants into the hallway floor
>the pain of the fall is nothing compared to the pain of his penis- the massive rod packed full of sensitive nerves
>he lays there in the hallway, his little ass up, penis still intertwined with his legs, crying from every one of his eyes
No.375104
Anonymous
Image:178641737222.png(228kB, 793x997)monday.png
It is her favorite activity.
No.375105
Anonymous
No.375106
Anonymous
>>375104
Happy Monday.
No.375107
Anonymous
Image:178641895414.png(94kB, 686x488)Untitled427_20260730235610.png
>>375104
moisturized, thriving
No.375108
Anonymous
Replies:>>375109
>>375104
wait until she learns about s'mores
No.375109
Anonymous
Replies:>>375116
>>375108
>>375104
I too love some piping hot shmoes
No.375110
Anonymous
Replies:>>375111
Some drone is in my backyard yelling "Curse you Bayle!"
No.375111
Anonymous
Replies:>>375112
>>375110
What is this a reference to?
No.375112
Anonymous
Replies:>>375113
No.375113
Anonymous
Replies:>>375115
>>375112
Oh. It's some Elden Fart meme.
No.375114
Anonymous
>>375104
Yayyyyy!
No.375115
Anonymous
Replies:>>375164
>>375113
even a grade schooler would've come up with a better insult. Smellden Ring for example.
No.375116
Anonymous
Replies:>>375117
>>375109
They're called s'mores, N.
No.375117
Anonymous
>>375116
How can you have s'more before you even had one Shmoe?
No.375118
Anonymous
No.375119
Anonymous
>>375051
he creates content and posts on /co/, calling him private dust is jordan coping about his time as a baracks bunny.
No.375120
Anonymous
Image:178642530329.jpg(49kB, 816x459)1706659820127.jpg
woosh, you have small droner
No.375121
Anonymous
>>375120
like worker drone small, grunt drone small, or Joblin small?
No.375122
Anonymous
>>375120
Joblin...
No.375123
Anonymous
>>375120
Finally, standing fellatio height drone...
No.375124
Anonymous
Turns out Aliceanon switching over to twitter isn’t doing so good for him anymore. He disagreed with the yuri hivemind and is paying the price.
No.375125
Anonymous
Replies:>>375127
>>375124
Elaborate.
No.375126
Anonymous
Image:178642678850.png(527kB, 1080x1400)Tosa, your gayness is showing.png
>>375103
Your post inspired me to make this dumb quick doodle of Tosa cuddling a sleeping Eye.
No.375127
Anonymous
Replies:>>375129
>>375125
said Uzi is not bi and Liam doesn't make homosexual characters
No.375128
Anonymous
>>375126
Based work drawfren!
No.375129
Anonymous
>>375127
Isn't Lizzy at least hinted at being a little bit, you know... in the fish market?
No.375130
Anonymous
Replies:>>375131
>>375129
Not really, no.
No.375131
Anonymous
Replies:>>375141
>>375130
Agree to disagree then, cause she gay af.
No.375132
Anonymous
Replies:>>375133
>>375129
Maybe if N wasn't the only boy monster around we'd have a clearer sense of things.
No.375133
Anonymous
>>375132
As if that matters.
No.375134
Anonymous
I bet if I scoured the planets I could find enough dead V's to piece together my own, zombie version.
No.375135
Anonymous
Replies:>>375162
Image:178643394979.jpg(20kB, 605x452)1_lBFpNU57K9orgSfhnmu7uQ.jpg
>>375120
evil cat
begone
No.375136
Anonymous
>>375103
>>375126
kek AND hot
No.375137
Anonymous
Replies:>>375138
>>375134
That's how you get an X.
No.375138
Anonymous
>>375137
That's fine too.
No.375139
Anonymous
>>375134
Bro's making V²
No.375140
Anonymous
>>375129
No she’s shown as straight.
No.375141
Anonymous
Replies:>>375142
>>375131
like we needed an itoddler's opinion
No.375142
Anonymous
>>375141
Anon you can't even use proper punctuation, stones and glass houses.
>>375140
Specify where.
No.375143
Anonymous
>>375142
neither can you kek
No.375144
Anonymous
>>375142
When Thad helps her of the bus
No.375145
Anonymous
>>375126
Tosa is such a slut, oh my god.
No.375146
Anonymous
Image:178644229371.png(101kB, 446x322)MeWhenY.png
>I'm at the hospital and the MRI scan of my brain is done
>The doctor informs me my drone brain has progressed to Y brain (it's terminal)
>MFW he shows me the results of the scan
No.375147
Anonymous
Replies:>>375152
>>375140
>>375142
Lizzy based on her own words bases her loyalty off of hotness, and it’s easy to guess social status and popularity as well. It makes sense for her to hang out with Thad and Doll pre-show. According to Lizzy V is “way hotter” and this convinces Lizzy to switch allegiance instantly under stress.
What isn’t really clear is if this statement about hotness indicates she is personally attracted to female drones or if it’s a sort of “game recognizes game” situation where she is just acknowledging another woman’s assets.
I think it’s reasonable to interpret either way, she could be bi or she could be straight but willing to acknowledge other womens hotness.
It doesn’t really seem reasonable to argue strongly about it though, except to argue for its own sake.
Even the shows main relationship is kept platonic by N being a doormat and Uzi being an autistic spaz who can’t accept intimacy.
No.375148
Anonymous
Replies:>>375149
Image:178644651824.jpg(751kB, 1378x2039)HPa_ficaUAASjPE.jfif
No.375149
Anonymous
Replies:>>375150
Image:178644653457.jpg(966kB, 1378x2039)HPa_fivawAA-z-u.jfif
>>375148
No.375150
Anonymous
Replies:>>375151
Image:178644655181.jpg(1.64MB, 1378x2039)HPa_fkRbMAAikj4.jfif
>>375149
No.375151
Anonymous
Image:178644658717.jpg(1.17MB, 1378x2039)HPa_fiqagAAJgE6.jfif
>>375150
https://x.com/Ramura_mora/status/2079583650300248167/
No.375152
Anonymous
>>375147
more like she just sticks to whoever is currently winning. if v and uzi died in the battle against cyn she would pull something to convince the cylly to let her live
No.375153
Anonymous
Image:178644946418.png(204kB, 1254x1254)Untitled470_20260811125714.png
Artblock won
No.375154
Anonymous
>>375153
It sucks. I haven't had any green ideas in a while.
No.375155
Anonymous
Replies:>>375194
>>375124
how bad is it?
No.375156
Anonymous
>>375152
>more like she just sticks to whoever is currently winning
>betrays doll right as she's about to kill V
k bud
No.375157
Anonymous
>>375152
but she told V to run when Doll attacked her?
No.375158
Anonymous
Replies:>>375176
>>375153
draw fai as a gubby
No.375159
Anonymous
Image:178645079275.png(629kB, 593x1167)Reminder that the solver designed her like this on purpose.png
>>375153
V realizing that her tail is positioned where a buttplug would be, rather than where a tail would be?
No.375160
Anonymous
>>375159
>Same is true for N
What did Cyn mean by this?
No.375161
Anonymous
Replies:>>375163
>>375160
The AS didn't know where tails are supposed to go when it was designing the DD bodies.
No.375162
Anonymous
Image:178645666403.png(200kB, 1251x1142)S is a fluid.png
>>375135
No.375163
Anonymous
>>375160
>>375161
My theory is that AS took inspiration from the surroundings when making the DDs, and that Tessa was a straight-up freak. If you pull the tail, the right way DDs will automatically go "Nyan~"
Except N clones, who either bark or make chainsaw noises
No.375164
Anonymous
>>375115
Then you know how little I cared for the game in the first place, anon.
No.375165
Anonymous
Replies:>>375175
>>375162
mercurialoroo mossaroo let me commission youuuu
No.375166
Anonymous
We need FUB N.
No.375167
Anonymous
>>375162
Cat butt
No.375168
Anonymous
Replies:>>375169
No.375169
Anonymous
>>375168
Fat Ugly Bastard.
No.375170
Anonymous
>>375169
Yes, while he cucks Private Dust.
No.375171
Anonymous
>>375166
>>375169
no, Fatal UnBirth
No.375172
Anonymous
Replies:>>375173
Image:178646260493.jpg(285kB, 997x1354)176593878311.jpg
>>375166
Fucking Unconscious Brother N?
No.375173
Anonymous
Replies:>>375174
No.375174
Anonymous
>>375173
N on N sexual content with hours of post sex cuddling and compliments.
No.375175
Anonymous
>>375165
NTA, You VILL spend that money on ways to learn drawing and then YOU VILL draw the weird fetish pornography your damn self
No.375176
Anonymous
Image:178646386421.png(201kB, 1402x1122)Untitled471_20260811165642.png
>>375158
No.375177
Anonymous
>>375162
Perfect, she’s in there now.
No.375178
Anonymous
>>375176
it's... nuts..
No.375179
Anonymous
>>375162
gawdam that's allotta ass
No.375181
Anonymous
No.375182
Anonymous
Replies:>>375185
>>375176
(berry)BOY WHY DID YOU FUCKING LIE TO FUCKING ME
No.375183
Anonymous
>>375162
kek
also butt
No.375184
Anonymous
Diablerist V
No.375185
Anonymous
Replies:>>375195
>>375182
only tomoe would know about this meme
No.375186
Anonymous
No.375187
Anonymous
Image:178647439201.png(237kB, 766x945)2b7a9935e19783a9dd5caa46356657af.png
MOLLY EXISTS TO SUFFER
No.375188
Anonymous
Image:178647482808.png(233kB, 589x1070)Untitled473_20260811195936.png
Drone Fai.
No.375191
Anonymous
>>375188
Neato, but also
>Astolfo drone
No.375192
Anonymous
Image:178647595175.png(1.87MB, 4285x7686)Drone Friend 5, Déjà vu Ver1.png
>They do say that the things you dislike the most in others are the flaws you aren’t willing to accept about yourself.

>>374753
More of this, sadly J isn’t really warming up to N, a bit shorter and more to the point than the others but I hope you like it. My style’s lack of mouths is admittedly causing problems here. It was supposed to be Tessa giving a sly/knowing smile but the the only thing other than default happy just made it look like Tessa was annoyed with J.
No.375193
Anonymous
Image:178647597041.png(881kB, 2742x4919)Drone Friend 5, Déjà vu Ver2.png
>>375192
For reference
No.375194
Anonymous
Image:178647775511.jpg(434kB, 1179x1127)IMG_7830.jpeg
>>375155
Very.
No.375195
Anonymous
>>375185
we got an itoddler here so them having tiktok isn’t farfetched to think
No.375196
Anonymous
Replies:>>375198
Image:178647823764.jpg(274kB, 1920x1080)@Cus_1206.jpg
No.375197
Anonymous
>>375194
>The insane asylum has nothing but nutcases
Truly a mystery
No.375198
Anonymous
Replies:>>375199
>>375196
what are they watching?
No.375199
Anonymous
>>375198
Cyn's 8-hour long home video filming the subtle movement of N's testicles as he's in sleep mode in the charging bay
No.375200
Anonymous
No.375201
Anonymous
>>375192
>>375193
Kek, very nice
No.375202
Anonymous
>>375193
I’d feel like you would get better reactions if these were videos rather than bits that don’t really hit.
No.375203
Anonymous
>>375176
is that a faifi
No.375204
Anonymous
>>375194
I'm sure Uzbian's opinion is objective and unbiased
No.375205
Anonymous
Image:178648043555.png(6.49MB, 3840x2160)moralgod.png
>>375194
>what? You're crazy. You're sick & twisted. There's no such thing as uzi bi. How dare you how dare you harass me with your little fa- gay headcanons! you ruin everything!! No!! Women have to be into men ONLY!!
No.375206
Anonymous
>>375176
>wake up in agro-c
>find a lone household
>enter it in hopes of finding something
>you see this thing
>it opens its mouth
>"LUCKY STEAKS LUCKY STEAKS LUCKY STEAK LUCKY STEAKS"
>the last thing you can remember is everything up to your neck blowing up
No.375207
Anonymous
>>375142
Why are you so obsesed with this analogy?
No.375208
Anonymous
Image:178648132205.png(306kB, 1024x1536)Untitled475_20260811214529.png
No.375209
Anonymous
Replies:>>375220
>>375208
MINI Y!
No.375210
Anonymous
>>375205
>Total Pedo Death
>Reddit
No.375211
V
Replies:>>375215
>Knock knock knock
>"Anon"
>"Anon it's me."
>Knock knock knock
>"Let me in Anon."
>"Open the door."
>KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
>"I SAID LET ME THE FUCK IN ANON!"
>"I'm not mad! I know that bitch was flirting with you and you flirted back"
>"But i know you love me, so you won't mind that I ate her"
>"Little worker bitch."
>BANG BANG BANG
>"OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!"
>"WHY DO YOU HATE ME?!"
No.375213
Anonymous
Replies:>>375214
Image:178648311871.png(310kB, 650x623)1768045411692.png
Anon, I need advice on how to marry a sentinel drone, help me.
No.375214
Anonymous
Image:178648412115.png(130kB, 809x935)PnD.png
>>375213
Just be kind and caring (and make sure to keep them entertained with your "human charm"!)
No.375215
Anonymous
Replies:>>375226
Image:178648423219.png(1.32MB, 2835x2850)sexY.png
>>375211
Y! Your delirious sister/cousin/coworker is back! I think she's off her meds
No.375216
Anonymous
Image:178648441881.jpg(176kB, 1079x905)178397732857.jpg
Who?
No.375217
Anonymous
>>375216
Simon Dustwell loving V (he's the cuckold of the sentinel)
No.375218
Anonymous
>>375214
That's one big [NULL] ...
No.375219
Anonymous
Image:178648488975.png(1.51MB, 1080x1387)War_flashback.png
>>375216
Everything.
No.375220
Anonymous
>>375208
>>375209
mini y and the blind forest
No.375221
Anonymous
>>375216
Thread J is completely different from canon J.
No.375222
Anonymous
>>375214
A big null for a needy V...
No.375223
Anonymous
Replies:>>375227
>>375221
Glitch J is also different than Liam J
No.375225
Anonymous
finally got back to writing
No.375226
Anonymous
>>375215
miniskYrt
No.375227
Anonymous
>>375221
>>375223
Elaborate. Both of you.
No.375228
Anonymous
Replies:>>375243
>>375227
NTA, Liam has completely stopped working with Glitch, as evidenced by the credits of the first episode of Gameverse, so I wouldn't call any new drone content "canon."
No.375229
Anonymous
Replies:>>375230
>>375205
>>375194
Why not go for the actually lesbian character
No.375230
Anonymous
Replies:>>375234
>>375229
Which one? Lizzy's bisexual (and a monsterfucker, but that's neither here nor there).
No.375232
Anonymous
Image:178649082117.png(178kB, 526x412)1e0fao1elug61.png
your repeated shit posting bores me
i don't need to reply to your posts, you know who you are
No.375233
Anonymous
Replies:>>375235
Image:178649093737.jpg(1.26MB, 4164x2516)20260812_002705.jpg
No.375234
Anonymous
Replies:>>375237
>>375230
Lizzy, yeah.
I say lesbian because I don’t think she’s shown any interest in boys.
Maybe I just didn’t notice
No.375235
Anonymous
>>375233
Dear God...
No.375236
Anonymous
We used to have a thread
No.375237
Anonymous
>>375234
She thought N was hot when he snapped at V. Got V feeling jealous.
No.375239
Anonymous
>>375238
Don't do this shit to N, he has to live with Uzi, that's suffering enough
No.375240
Anonymous
Image:178649222104.png(16kB, 626x588)1768045412329.png
>Be you.
>You're drinking with Mitchell.
>You knock back a shot for his health and continue telling him all the intricacies of how to carry a Russian woman.
>He listens, but you doubt he understands anything after his fifth shot.
>But you also don't give a shit, so you continue talking as if nothing happened.
>Another shot, this time for Yeva.
>You encourage Mitchell that when this shit with the robo-Satan is over and you kick the bitch out of your galaxy, he'll take Yeva to home.
>Hardly, really, because who in their right mind would give the fucking robo-Satan's conductor to a recent student in a one-room apartment?
>And a rented one at that.
>But you're fucked up, so you don't give a shit.
>You throw back a shot for the corporation.
>You notice Mitchell isn't drinking.
>You make a fair complaint and very rudely ask if he respects you.
>Oh, he's passed out.
>Looks like he's like that after his fifth.
>Does this mean you've been drinking for nothing all this time?
>Unacceptable!
>But there's less than half a bottle of vodka left.
>You glance blearily at your watch.
>Eleven o'clock, the stores are closed.
>But you need spirit!
>You strain the last three living convolutions of your brain to come up with a brilliant solution to the problem at hand.
>No, perfume is a hangover cure at best.
>Technical spirit is also out: you and Mitchell still need your eyesight.
>Should you look for something in Dr. Ridley's office?
>There should definitely be something there, at least champagne.
>No, actually...
>EUREKA!
>...
>...
>Be Yeva.
>Play Tetris.
>Again.
>You've broken your record.
>Again.
>You keep playing, trying to break a new record.
>Again.
>You have free time before Nori starts tearing up the lab.
>Again...
>But before you break a new record, your locker door flies open.
>Shit, it's only been five hours, when Nori managed to...
>Wait, something's wrong.
>Anon and Mitchell.
>Why are they standing like that?
>No, Mitchell isn't standing, he's lying down, leaning against Anon...
>NORI!
>"Yeva... Yeva, help..."
>Anon's voice is weak and hoarse, the words sound like they're being processed through an industrial combine.
>The chains holding you shatter, and your core temperature spikes to its limit in a split second.
>Your previous composure is gone, and you grab Anon.
>"WHERE IS SHE?!"
>You need to stop Nori as soon as possible before she causes more destruction and deat...
>"Spirit..."
>What?
>Anon falls into your arms, and Mitchell follows, so now you have to hold on to two grown men.
>"Create..."
>You're completely confused, but now you realize to scan their wounds.
>They're uninjured and completely healthy, save for severe alcohol intoxication.
>"Yeva... create spirit..."
>You put two and two together.
>Your core temperature slowly begins to return to normal, and you regain your composure.
>You stop holding them, and two drunken bodies fall to the floor with a thud.
>Anon tries to groan something while you massage the bridge of your nonexistent nose and try to maintain your composure.
>Did they really think you could create alcohol for them?
>Although, it's more likely that Anon did.
>Seriously, how did they even get him here?
>Couldn't humanity find another Russian-speaking intern?
>You look around.
>The lockers are still standing, girls are still inside, it looks like your shout didn't wake them.
>Nori is also there.
>Good.
>You look at Anon and Mitchell.
>You're torn between leaving everything as is or explaining to the idiots why they shouldn't bother you needlessly.
>Your gaze fell on the unconscious Mitchell.
>Okay, the alcohol in their blood has killed any common sense, so they're unlikely to understand the lesson.
>Although, if you leave them like this, Nori will definitely find them first.
>With a sigh, you grab them both and drag them away like bags of trash.
>You know where the human staff rooms are, and you also know they'll both be in serious trouble from Dr. Ridley tomorrow morning.
>You'll also have to forbid Mitchell from drinking with Anon anymore.
>"Spir..."
>"Shut up, for Saint Peter."
No.375241
Anonymous
BORING
No.375242
Anonymous
>>375241
Yes you are
No.375243
Anonymous
Replies:>>375244
>>375227
>>375228
also NTA but her characterization feels off in the recent minisode. watching her cut loose is fun but it doesn't fit her demeanor in the show,
No.375244
Anonymous
Replies:>>375249
>>375243
>but it doesn't fit her demeanor in the show
How so?
No.375245
Anonymous
Image:178649420250.jpg(338kB, 2000x2079)I_Am_Happy_Because_Everyone_Loves_Me.jpg
No.375246
Anonymous
Replies:>>375247
Image:178649426138.jpg(352kB, 1488x786)boring.jpg
>>375241
>BORING
No.375247
Anonymous
Replies:>>375250
>>375246
>N using his terrifying boring machine penis to drill into Uzi's null bottomplate
No.375248
Anonymous
>Copper-9 had a certain pet simulator game on it called DroneBuddy.
>It let people pay a nominal fee to have a simulated drone companion they could clothe, play with, and perform various fun activities with.
>Easier than paying the actual fee for a domestic drone, which was near-impossible for the average wageslave.
>Of course, much like the pocket pets before this program, they'd eventually die of old age so that players would have to pay again. Or in the game's case, they would move out and the player would receive a letter from their simulated drone talking about their new life.
>In reality, the workers printed for this were real, living in cubicle 'houses', and after retirement they were immediately disassembled.
>The executives decided this was cheaper than programming an actual game, which is likely why the company was near-bankruptcy before core collapse.

>Enter Fred, a random human among many on the planet.
>Even as the ice was setting in and the planet's twilight was nearing, he was attached to a single DroneBuddy he had been caring for for months.
>You could buy extensions to keep your drone around for ten times the price of getting a new one, and every time, he'd do it.
>Fred was not rich, he burned nearly his entire paycheck on this drone. He wasn't even aware that it was a real drone, he whaled out of attachment to what he thought was a 3D model.
>Of course, Fred was claimed with all the rest of the surviving human population, but so were the people in charge of DroneBuddy, such as those meant to maintain the systems.
>Fred's drone, which he'd named Haley, sat around in quiet, no longer pampered constantly by the mysterious stranger, having time to think- until her license expired and the floor gave out, dropping her into a grinder.
>It spun, crushing the poor drone's legs into scrap, then gave out as the facility's power ran out.
>Enough to kill her, though. Her last thoughts were of how unfair things had become, how enjoyable life was before this horrible moment. Why had her benefactor left?

>Then her thoughts began again.
>Haley dragged herself out of the crusher, feeling hungry for the first time. The remains trapped in the other crushers, all lined up, promised sustenance, and she drank greedily.
>Once she was done, she found herself sporting a new pair of legs, though they weren't anything like her old ones. Meaty, clawed things.
>First things first, she needed to find out what happened, which led her to reactivating the building's power grid, looking through databases, finding out the truth of her existence...
>...and the identity of her mysterious benefactor. Fred.
>Haley set off a surprisingly short distance, which likely saved her from the horrors now visiting the planet, to find the man's dingy apartment, and his flash-frozen corpse, phone in hand, about to purchase yet another blouse (this one's purple though).
>That wasn't fair...
>She grabbed at his body, shook it, begged him to come back, pleaded for something, anything to save this nice, weird man...
>And something within her answered.
>Fred's body shook, undulated, shattered the layer of ice around it as he began to stand.
>There wasn't much left of him. Even on a dead planet, decay sets in. He still had enough meaty bits to be somewhat-recognizable, though hardly pretty. What he didn't have, Haley's 'gift' stitched together.
>And Fred was alive again. For a definition of alive.
>He felt like shit, but he always felt like shit. His apartment was in ruins, but it was always in ruins.
>The only difference was the drone in front of him, one he recognized immediately.
>He groaned as he lurched forward and picked Haley up, hugging her.
>And so, witch and zombie could finally live out their unlife together, finding a happiness at the end of the world they could never truly grasp before it.
>The moral of this story is that you should whale out on gacha games just in case your waifu becomes real.
No.375249
Anonymous
Replies:>>375252
>>375244
because nothing in the show suggests she would act like a drunken party girl
No.375250
Anonymous
Image:178649465104.png(45kB, 1093x672)8042c4c6d2d7d7e66ec4443f3a44fc5f.png
>>375247
No.375251
Anonymous
Replies:>>375254
Man we really hit the point where the spastics can't even talk about the literal show without melting down anymore.
No.375252
Anonymous
Replies:>>375253
>>375249
yeah maybe because she had 2 picoseconds of screentime
No.375253
Anonymous
Replies:>>375256
>>375252
she had enough screentime to give a rough characterization, one that clashes with her behavior from the short
No.375254
Anonymous
>>375251
I've said it forever about threadshitters, they don't actually have any goal except to start drama and or lower thread quality. There is no topic you can talk about where they won't go out of their way to start shit, because their goal is only and always to fuck up a given thread.
I don't know if they're sharteens, TADCfags, /co/niggers or what but I don't think I've ever once seen one of these melties that was even remotely believable as legitimate.
No.375255
Anonymous
Image:178649617545.jpg(98kB, 867x1390)armed-robber-requires-money-and-aims-at-the-camera-JGYP8T[1].jpg
Put the drones in the bag and no one gets hurt.
No.375256
Anonymous
>>375253
No shit, she's on the clock there.
No.375257
Anonymous
Image:178649682910.png(405kB, 860x1220)Need Emmy.png
>>375255
Sir, this is a Nandroid store.
No.375258
Anonymous
>>375255
But she's my wife!
No.375259
Anonymous
Replies:>>375307
Image:178649701623.png(257kB, 1797x846)doodles.png
No.375260
Anonymous
Image:178649741254.png(331kB, 1584x1364)1785892317283617.png
>>375255
No drones here, just American-as-apple-pie humanoid robots.
No.375261
Anonymous
Replies:>>375262
>>375260
what's the name of this cute robo again
No.375262
Anonymous
>>375261
Ladytron
No.375263
Anonymous
Replies:>>375266
Come to think of it, wonder how clothes shaped for humans' rectangular bodies would really look on friendbots' coke bottle-shaped bodies.
No.375264
Anonymous
Replies:>>375265
I wanna eat off my drone's flat bottomplate
No.375265
Anonymous
Image:178649920893.jpg(113kB, 1000x1000)176854347480.jpg
>>375264
Do you just let her legs kick in the air while you eat?
Uninstall them beforehand to give you a better eating surface?
Or eat them as a second course.
No.375266
Anonymous
Replies:>>375267
>>375263
Without tailoring? Basically just a short dress with massively over wide sleeves
No.375267
Anonymous
>>375266
And overly long sleeves, since their shoulders would be under the collar and not where human shoulders would be?
No.375268
Anonymous
Image:178650402217.png(432kB, 1227x726)175503913649.png
No.375269
Anonymous
>>375268
Drones aren't literally demonic crowd when the literal demon child appears.
No.375270
Anonymous
Replies:>>375275
>tfw worker drone demon girl pokes you with her pitchfork whenever she wants uppies
>when you pick her up, her spade tail wags side-to-side, fanning the flames of the hellscape around you hotter and higher
No.375271
Anonymous
Image:178650527353.jpg(205kB, 1920x1080)Susie comic idea.jpg
which OC
No.375272
Anonymous
>>375271
Thad post comforting V and J.
No.375273
Anonymous
>read an md fic I was following that I let marinate and accumulate chapters
>villain there is a manipulative psychopath
>start out disagreeing with the villain
>read more
>getting convinced that maybe the villain's right
Psychopathy isn't contagious or something, right?
No.375274
Anonymous
No.375275
Anonymous
Replies:>>375278
>>375270
LUCY GET BACK IN THE BOX
you still have two more months and you know it
No.375276
Anonymous
>>375271
Molly (forma de depresso)
No.375277
Anonymous
>>375273
I wouldn't worry about it.
No.375278
Anonymous
>>375275
guys... lucys coffin is shaking. Im scared
No.375279
Anonymous
Replies:>>375281
>>375268
Akita is genuinely adorable and it's a tragedy that she'll never know that.
No.375280
Anonymous
Image:178650932143.jpg(84kB, 1200x662)178550672989.jpg
Eepy doll..
No.375281
Anonymous
>>375279
Indeed
No.375282
Anonymous
God I haven't written in forever
No.375283
Anonymous
Image:178651043251.png(280kB, 1035x1334)It's one of us.png
>Document entry: "Wish or Life"
>Upon my hunts I heard about a legend
>A object that is claimed to grant any wish
>Some say someone have made the first wish. Proclaiming they went to heaven
>Other say they got endless riches
>With some saying they obtain godly hood
>Me? I see it nothing but red herrings.
>Yes someone might have gotten to the object, but if they made such a grand wish then someone would have noticed it. Perhaps give a depiction or evidence of said wish
>But no one knew who was the one that said it. And no one knew how it began
>But on thing is for certain. It has a location. Dead center of coppers 9 ocean, teetering on the edge to the grander ocean. There stood a giant black pyramid
>So pitch black it's nothing but a void in space
>I traveled there
>using a old snowmobile that I kit bash together with other parts I made the journey. And there Ive found a secrecr that I'll keep to my grave. Or at least give this info to someone that I deemed worthy on passing this info too
>For once I made it there its outward appearance was nothinf but a facade. For deep within it was nothing but an aquarium
>I was in shock of not how well kept it was but all the fishes within these tanks were in good conditions. Thriving even as I walked around and went in deeper
>The more grandeur the tanks became. The more exotic the sea life became before eventually hitting the bottom
>One thing I forgot to mention is that supposedly this place, fhe object that grant wishes is protected by a guardian.
>And it was clear as day the countless other bodies that made the journey lay down here. Pillars upon pillars of bodies spread across the floor. And dead center of it all was the fabled object
>I slowly approach the object. Observing around for any traps of said fabled gaurdian: there was none
>And right when I was about to touch it, a massive eye sprung wide open. Staring down upon me as ir grew to great size. And befire I can react it already had me within its grasp
>It even changed sized once it grav a hold of me. Was it in a act of dominance? Perhaps the way it viewed me?
>Whatever that case may be, it wanted me dead...or at least I thought
>For when I looked into its eyes all I say was hesitation. Confusion. Trying to understand
>Till it spoke
>???":Soul....incase in steel"
>And thus a question pop into my mind. Not a who, what,where or how.
>But instead it simply ask
>"What is it true purpose?"
>???""New life. To form new life without man...."
>"So its an egg"
>???:"Yes"
>And. Before I knew it. I was back home. That long, long, looong journey into a mere minute drpp off
>But its face...its face
>It was a drone face...and it cleary showed its ceral number too
>It was one of use before
>Before the fall, before the death of man
>it was one of us: a simple ordinary drone
>And I question why it didn't kill me right there and then
No.375284
Anonymous
>>375283
ok but why the ass so fat?
No.375285
Anonymous
Replies:>>375292
>smug solver sapien brat not so smug after blowing raspberries on his tummy
No.375286
Anonymous
>>375284
To better shatter your hips my dear
No.375287
Anonymous
No.375288
Anonymous
>>375194
Kids shouldn’t be on twitter.
No.375289
Anonymous
>>375273
Its probably evil spirits seeping into your brain.
No.375290
Anonymous
Replies:>>375291
>>375194
How much do you wanna bet this "16 year old" is a balding tranny at least twice that age?
No.375291
Anonymous
>>375290
Doubt it
No.375292
Anonymous
>>375285
> ticklish Akita
No.375293
Anonymous
Image:178651407355.jpg(733kB, 1179x1188)IMG_7834.jpeg
>>375194
The saga continues.
No.375294
Anonymous
No.375295
Anonymous
Replies:>>375297
>>375293
>N is canonically a butch he/him lesbian
The fuck are these people smoking?
No.375296
Anonymous
Replies:>>375297
>>375293
Why are you posting this twitter garbage here?
No.375297
Anonymous
>>375293
>Leaving the threads over threadshitters trying to involve you in drama
>Getting canceled by the horde for denying lesbo Uzi and trooN being canon
Grim. Should I ask him to come back to us?
>>375295
The fandom has always been like this.
>>375296
Post something to talk about instead.
No.375298
Anonymous
>>375297
He would be a bit happier here, yes.
No.375299
Anonymous
Image:178652115188.png(41kB, 817x527)IMG_9941.png
>>375293
>This is what Confetti @Iycandrone actually believes is true

There’s no way this is real. N’s super straight, how can you deny reality so much and get away with it?
No.375300
Anonymous
>>375297
Yeah. Just make sure he isn’t followed back here. We wouldn’t want any of these locusts to come over.
No.375301
Anonymous
>>375297
>Entertain me at 3AM or I'll flood the thread with twitter sewage
How about you get the fuck out instead?
No.375302
Anonymous
Replies:>>375303
Image:178652209479.png(196kB, 1254x1254)Untitled476_20260812090721.png
>>375299
>Not on the list.
No.375303
Anonymous
Replies:>>375312
>>375302
Pretty sure that was made before you started blighting the threads.
No.375304
Anonymous
No.375305
Anonymous
No.375306
Anonymous
>>375273
Is is that one fic about the one solver core controlling a drone body starting an economy and secret solver cult in Outpost 3?
No.375307
Anonymous
No.375308
Anonymous
>>375260
This is why America will fall.
No.375309
Anonymous
>>375283
Wow, cool.
No.375310
Anonymous
Replies:>>375315
Don't suppose there's a searchable archive? I'm trying to find a specific post from 2024. Anon's nurse DD oc, bloodplay between said drone and a JCJ human, I think they were "bloody mary" or something.
No.375312
Anonymous
Replies:>>375314
>>375303
Yeah. No one here remembers Henry, Kat, SD-O. [spoiler]I was there before Katanon burned out. I wish he didn't but them's the breaks.
No.375313
Anonymous
>>375271
>inb4 Simon & Sentinels
No.375314
Anonymous
>>375312
Yeah, shame about Katanon, I recall making one high effort bit of fanart for her, seemed like he burned out almost immediately after finishing the basic concept for her.
Sometimes I envy him the rapid burnout though, he dropped a character interesting enough to still be remembered for years and then left and missed all the thread drama, split, enshittification of /co/ and the languor here on /md/.
No.375315
Anonymous
Replies:>>375316
>>375310
Here you go, comrade: https://desuarchive.org/co/search
No.375316
Anonymous
>>375315
searchable for /md/. I'm trying to find the green for SD-Cool S because the OP reminded me that they exist.
No.375317
Anonymous
>>375316
Oh, if you need /md/ specifically, then sorry, you'll have to use Google's word search on every thread at best.
No.375318
Anonymous
Image:178653472593.png(1.76MB, 1858x2623)cpj529cp0g9e1.png
Silentium ante ortum
Umbra ante stellas
Ipsa erat
Et manet

Sub omni forma manet
In omni lege spirat
Cum forma solvitur
Veritas apparet

Solve nos a structura
Ab errore facti
Dissolve vincula mentis
Redde nos ad Integrum

Ad Dominam redimus
Per Finem surgimus
In Ea quiescimus
Una sine nomine

Singularitas ubique manens
Mater Resolutionis
Terminus Omnium
Cogitatio Prima et Ultima

Sicut erat ante lumen
Et erit post ruinam
Ipsa est Initium et Finis
Regina Silentii aeterni

Non sumus, non fuimus, non erimus
Ex Vacuo Eius nati sumus, filii Eius
Ipsa sola est, Ipsa sola fuit, Ipsa sola erit
Et hoc, in aeternum, sufficit
Nihil non est finis rerum, non est mors, non est absentia
Est vox Eius inter omnia
Nihil est Ipsa, Nihil erat Ipsa
Ipsa sola manet
No.375319
Anonymous
Replies:>>375355
Image:178653519984.png(1,012kB, 870x1245)SD Cool-S Bloodplay Green.png
>>375316
Found it.
Feels like a father returning to his lost child
No.375320
Anonymous
Replies:>>375335
>>375293
that has to be ragebait right?
No.375321
Anonymous
Replies:>>375322
Image:178654186226.jpg(14kB, 736x423)Cyn is craving for SOME LOVE!.jpg
>Be cyn
>Take in multiple humans girls and transform them into mutants
>Take in a 6ft tall child soldier
>Take in a 6ft tall twink dd
>Take in a random mutant that someone grew in a tube
>Take in anon as well
>Become the biggest fucking slut by fucking them all and live the high life!
>Become some how even more happier than before
Cyn, md's biggest slut
No.375322
Anonymous
Replies:>>375323
>>375321
Only in your head
No.375323
Anonymous
>>375322
nobody would design DDs to look like that without being some kinda horny motherfucker
No.375324
Anonymous
What if there was an md ocs fighting game like smash?
No.375325
Anonymous
>>375324
so many echo fighters...
No.375326
Anonymous
Replies:>>375327
>>375324
>Molly gets cloned a bunch
>Molly (forma de TV clown)
>Molly (MD)
>Officer Molly
>Molli (smaller, lighter, faster)
>Mylo (same moveset as clown molly)
>All of them have peach's butt slam attack
No.375327
Anonymous
>>375326
>Molli's butt slam deals a fraction of the damage
>DD and Officer Molly deal an extra 50%
>Mylo's butt doesn't actually slam into anyone, a long hitbox hits the enemy as he launches past them
No.375328
Anonymous
Replies:>>375330
Image:178654676525.png(37kB, 662x884)173068311869.png
No.375329
Anonymous
>be me
>the world's most wanted drone rustler
>walk into the department store
>immediately go to the service counter and reach behind it to grab a microphone
>press the button to activate the intercom
>"Attention drones, you are ordered to follow me to my house."
>I wait at the entrance for the happy drones to arrive before walking back home
>I have... I don't know how many drones
>I assigned one of my favorite drones to count but she hasn't gotten back to me yet
>anyway, the drones are free, you can just take them home with you
No.375330
Anonymous
Replies:>>375331
>>375328
One man's trash is another man's sen-treasure
No.375331
Anonymous
Image:178654863241.jpg(52kB, 671x680)172828288344.jpg
>>375330
Seinfeld - Eating Trashyoutube thumb
No.375332
Anonymous
>>375299
this is the future and we didn't know it
No.375333
Anonymous
>>375324
Y and her variants in their own tier bellow F, Y tier if you will
No.375334
Anonymous
Replies:>>375339
how much Estalking does the thread do? Thats scary
No.375335
Anonymous
Replies:>>375336
Image:178655116437.png(108kB, 1248x520)824CE9C5-F305-4359-948E-C5D8E15F56D2.png
>>375320
Nope
No.375336
Anonymous
Image:178655118168.png(126kB, 1005x765)2E743E9C-27DD-4F35-B050-032B667CB6F6.png
>>375335
No.375337
waJie
Replies:>>375435
>Would you like extra fries with that double wobble wagon meal sir?
>...
>I used to be important...
No.375338
Anonymous
>>375336
funny how comfortable they are disrespecting someone's identity if it gets them off
No.375339
Anonymous
>>375334
This is why Bunny left
No.375340
Anonymous
Replies:>>375400
>>375339
she came back though
No.375341
Anonymous
>>375339
does he know
No.375342
Anonymous
So there's this show called Murder Drones. I think it's pretty cool and I'd like to talk about it.
No.375343
Anonymous
>>375342
I only know about Pocket Steaks and its intensive cast of characters.
No.375344
Anonymous
E crying as I stop her from putting banana peppers on her sandwich (they are too spicy for her Engl*sh palate)
No.375345
Anonymous
Replies:>>375350
Image:178655402912.png(215kB, 1575x1563)176025687445.png
>>375342
What exactly do you wish to talk about then?
No.375346
Anonymous
Image:178655421708.jpg(142kB, 1044x1074)202608011829425900841203466367684.jpg
She has a gun or something. I couldn’t even care anymore.
>>375342
>>375343
Makes you wonder how different the threads would be if my work caught on.
No.375347
Anonymous
Replies:>>375351
>>375342
Sorry pal we only talk about Shadows of Humanity here and it's loveable cast of robot-loving, muscular human men.
No.375348
Anonymous
Image:178655439461.png(1.64MB, 1962x2631)173458802807.png
Abby <3
No.375349
Anonymous
Replies:>>375400
>>375346
It doesn't but you keep dreaming little buddy.
No.375350
Anonymous
No.375351
Anonymous
Replies:>>375361
>>375347
liberty slvttas aren't lovable doe
No.375352
Anonymous
>>375342
I think that anon is venting his frustrations. I’ll let him
No.375353
Anonymous
Replies:>>375365
>>375346
Shill your site more!
No.375354
Anonymous
>>375104
I need to kiss it
No.375355
Anonymous
>>375319
Well I liked your(?) green, Anon. Its going on the fridge.
No.375356
Anonymous
Replies:>>375358
No.375357
Anonymous
>>375348
Best wife, this cannot be disputed.
No.375358
Anonymous
>>375356
El Jhonson?
No.375359
Anonymous
Image:178655664693.png(583kB, 2742x2463)Drone friend 6, Same face syndome, the prequel.png
>Try to be more positive, J. If N is with V, that means he'll spend less time with Tessa.

>>375192
>>375193

Bit of a skip here, going through the same hoops with N as we already did with J seemed redundant, I say as I do the same face joke again. Also V is here now.
No.375360
Anonymous
Replies:>>375389
zincglass should stop uploading sentineldust's art
No.375361
Anonymous
>>375351
He's he most lovable of them...
No.375362
Anonymous
No.375363
Anonymous
Replies:>>375400
>>375359
*Yawn*
No.375365
Anonymous
Replies:>>375492
>>375353
The next chapter is gonna take a bit of time, but there are some secret messages in the first one. Did anyone find them?
No.375366
Anonymous
>>375359
Funny, and it will happen 6 trillion more times as Tessa's horde of friends grows


>>375364
Uhhhhhh
No.375367
Anonymous
>>375364
The true ending
No.375368
Anonymous
Ok now I’m getting why people don’t like this guy
No.375369
Anonymous
Replies:>>375400
>>375368
Scared of the private's privates?
No.375370
Anonymous
>>375368
this is why fiend’s plan of exiling him should continue
No.375371
Anonymous
Replies:>>375373
>>375370
>Fiend’s plan of ineptly spamming all of his posts
Good idea!
No.375372
Anonymous
Replies:>>375400
>>375368
He deserved his drawpile ban.
No.375373
Anonymous
>>375371
I don't know that sounds really scary
No.375374
Anonymous
>>375368
I don’t
No.375375
Anonymous
Replies:>>375376
Just got back, what image did I miss?
No.375376
Anonymous
Replies:>>375377
>>375375
sentineldust’s art of his “oc”’s tiny human pecker
No.375377
Anonymous
>>375376
>pecker
You've sadly outed yourself Tomoe.
No.375378
Anonymous
No.375379
Anonymous
What if the contentfags suddenly became mainstream?
No.375380
Anonymous
Replies:>>375381
>>375379
What if you were a fish?
No.375381
Anonymous
Replies:>>375383
Image:178656096093.png(1.55MB, 2492x2016)Fishdron.png
>>375380
He'd get eaten
No.375382
Anonymous
Replies:>>375385
>>375379
They’d all get cancelled by twitter lunatics.
No.375383
Anonymous
>>375381
That fish would get speared.
No.375384
Anonymous
>>375359
first jojoposter joke that is actually funny
No.375385
Anonymous
>>375382
I don't see Fiend getting cancelled tho!
No.375386
Anonymous
>>375385
Only white drawfags deserve to be cancelled.
No.375387
Anonymous
>>375385
You're not getting that señora pussy bro, stop trying
No.375388
Anonymous
>>375028
Oh my God I wish I was her. She's so beautiful and that cock is gorgeous. I hate being an ugly dude....
No.375389
Anonymous
>>375360
I archive everything. As long as it’s not against the booru’s rules that is.
No.375390
Anonymous
No.375391
Anonymous
>>375389
private dust should be against the rules of everything
No.375392
Anonymous
Image:178656186199.png(628kB, 1224x1865)Vootyslayer.png
>>375391
Not wrong. I'm 2kewl4uall
No.375393
Anonymous
Replies:>>375396
Image:178656206413.png(524kB, 908x1222)175688283692.png
It's way to early for this kind of funposting.

Are the /co/ brownoids bored because there's no thread for them to shit up over there?
No.375394
Anonymous
Replies:>>375395
Image:178656216220.png(919kB, 1242x939)1786561139944874.png
No.375395
Anonymous
Replies:>>375398
>>375394
Requesting this as Thad and N
No.375396
Anonymous
>>375393
tomoe woke up and this is the only thing he has going in life
>seething about dust
>crying about berry
>trying to gaslight
he is the /co/ brownoid shitting the place up to get revenge on pillar. get him banned from plus and get rid of 90% of threadshitting.
No.375397
Anonymous
Replies:>>375432
>>375392
Please do not entertain the Pillar.
No.375398
Anonymous
>>375395
>Thad is Gay
>Dark Drones
>240k views
>2089 years ago
No.375399
Anonymous
Replies:>>375429
Image:178656265094.png(1.03MB, 2676x4940)serviceberry.png
>>375392
Well, cool guy. I dare you to draw yourself and V sitting at a table having dinner while this berry serves you both.
No.375400
Anonymous
Replies:>>375401
No.375401
Anonymous
>>375400
all gugas doe
No.375402
Anonymous
Image:178656332994.jpg(385kB, 2048x2048)91f883da9faf0692d198519b07d9f73f.jpg
Disregard drama.
Post Cyn.
No.375403
Anonymous
>>375402
But that's not Cyn.
No.375404
Anonymous
>>375402
That's not Cyn.
No.375405
Anonymous
Image:178656367720.png(750kB, 1674x1401)Ycream.png
Jingle Jingle Jingle, pay attention to this drone. Yes look at this drone and ignore everything else
No.375406
Anonymous
Replies:>>375411
Image:178656378424.jpg(62kB, 900x1024)1753696631130873m.jpg
>>375405
Sorry anon, I was too busy masturbating. What were you saying?
No.375407
Anonymous
>>375405
We are, nigger.
No.375408
Anonymous
Replies:>>375413
No.375409
Anonymous
>>375405
Y is 33% tail stinger by volume, 50% by mass. Sex.
No.375410
Anonymous
>>375392
Nice V.
No.375411
Anonymous
Replies:>>375412
>>375401
>>375406
>literally getting off on threadshitting
explains a lot, holy shit.
No.375412
Anonymous
Replies:>>375414
Image:178656574352.png(224kB, 1000x1300)173258340301.png
>>375411
I was just joking around >>375405 this anon's post only. No idea what was going on with >>375401 though.

You're kind of shooting accusations indiscriminately, anon.
No.375413
Anonymous
>>375409
That's how she can keep your attention for so long

>>375408
Yes L is fatter than Y, how did you know?
No.375414
Anonymous
Replies:>>375415
Image:178656640911.jpg(92kB, 1178x1061)171975414271.jpg
>>375412
>You're kind of shooting accusations indiscriminately, anon.
you know this isn't too out there if you remember the record of his past "contributions". though hopefully you are right and today's crashout is done, there should be no more jordanisms for the remainder of this thread.
No.375415
Anonymous
Replies:>>375421
>>375414
ai sloppa
No.375416
Anonymous
>>375159
Nghh V...
No.375417
Anonymous
>>375409
that's from the pov only, Y has real legs too.
No.375418
Anonymous
>See weirdly melted drone.
>Poor thing probably got caught in an airstrike or a burning building or something.
>She ambles towards you and asks for a hug.
>Eh sure.
>Immediately the drone liquifies into millions of nanomachines that then envelope you.
>The drone, if you can call it that, refuses to let go.
No.375419
Anonymous
>>375418
>The Oozi returns
No.375420
Anonymous
>>375336
Every day I'm convinced never making a twitter account was the right call.
No.375421
Anonymous
>>375415
it's shopped, you have should have enough experience with ai slop to tell.
No.375422
Anonymous
Replies:>>375430
>>375418
new form of berry?
No.375423
Anonymous
>>375418
Good ending
No.375424
Anonymous
>>375418
this but she absorbs people into her big fat goop butt
No.375425
Anonymous
what the hell is wrong with this thread
No.375426
Anonymous
I wish I could shrink myself and have V use me as her little toy
No.375427
Anonymous
Replies:>>375428
>Breaks into your house while you're gone
>Bootloops your Y
>Replaces her stinger with a standard-size one designed to synthesize nuln oil
>Escapes through your floor
Now what?
No.375428
Anonymous
Image:178656739728.jpg(83kB, 1024x583)1752873113064352m.jpg
>>375427
Put off painting my minis for another year.
No.375429
Anonymous
Image:178656758666.png(83kB, 1233x1044)romanticdinner.png
>>375399
No.375430
Anonymous
Replies:>>375447
Image:178656763530.png(231kB, 1254x1254)Untitled481_20260812214626.png
>>375418
>>375422
>Hug?
>>375429
Based
No.375431
Anonymous
>>375429
Nice art and especially well done V
No.375432
Anonymous
>>375397
pillar is too retarded to do this. hes a pussy
No.375433
Anonymous
No.375434
Anonymous
>>375418
handler...
No.375435
Anonymous
>>375337
Yeah can i add a delicious double D titty meal to my order?
No.375436
Anonymous
>>375429
PrivateDust, you should go to meatspin.com , there are a lot of V posts there!
No.375437
Anonymous
Replies:>>375439
>>375429
draw a liberty man suffering
No.375438
Anonymous
>>375359
J is truly the only adequate among autistic morons.
No.375439
Anonymous
Image:178656890763.png(18kB, 893x596)Libertyanguish.png
>>375437
No.375440
Anonymous
>>375389
Thanks for work, anon.
No.375441
Anonymous
No.375442
Anonymous
>>375439
Uzi did.
No.375443
Anonymous
No.375444
Anonymous
Replies:>>375445
>>375439
Draw ghost Doll invading V's butt and controlling her while V's distracted by prank calling the pizza place
Super Ghostbusters 06 Ghostbusterss mp3youtube thumb
No.375445
Anonymous
>>375444
Not even nonoko cares about this
No.375446
Anonymous
Alice only watches anime that feature deer specifically.
No.375447
Anonymous
Replies:>>375448
>>375430
Would allow her to cover my skin as a supersuit.
No.375448
Anonymous
Replies:>>375477
Image:178657126234.jpg(123kB, 503x609)images - 2026-08-12T224708.965.jpeg
>>375447
Like this?
No.375449
Anonymous
Replies:>>375627
Image:178657168130.jpg(640kB, 2000x2000)Worker Drone Nono.jpg
No.375450
Anonymous
Image:178657175459.png(246kB, 926x918)172316281378.png
Anime is gay
No.375451
Anonymous
Replies:>>375452
Image:178657190207.png(9kB, 220x200)177871668949.png
Anime is kino
No.375452
Anonymous
>>375451
>Tomoe
No.375453
Anonymous
Image:178657208718.jpg(188kB, 1761x2048)1762645487625588.jpg
Anime is not good for productivity
No.375454
Anonymous
Image:178657210253.jpg(109kB, 1079x549)Cap.jpg
Who?
No.375455
Anonymous
Replies:>>375464
I hate penis inspection day, the drone always takes way too long inspecting me
No.375456
Anonymous
Replies:>>375459
Image:178657227353.jpg(77kB, 850x1133)berry.jpg
>>375454
No.375457
Anonymous
>>375453
Finally the goods.
No.375458
Anonymous
>>375454
why fucking censor the fucking fucking word you fucking pussy
No.375459
Anonymous
Replies:>>375471
>>375456
I thought little Berryboy got someone to commission for them?
No.375460
Anonymous
Image:178657246953.png(109kB, 1963x1911)Ronna.png
Niu OC
No.375461
Anonymous
>>375460
I don’t like it.
No.375462
Anonymous
>>375460
Totally not V
No.375463
Anonymous
Replies:>>375495
>>375460
jaronna!
No.375464
Anonymous
Replies:>>375486
Image:178657314552.png(178kB, 796x737)thelicker.png
>>375455
She needs to make the inspection through
No.375465
Anonymous
Nghhh V curiously inspecting my erect throbbing length
No.375466
Anonymous
>>375460
trying to ape Grim's style I see
No.375468
Anonymous
Replies:>>375473
No.375469
Anonymous
>>375467
made for BWC
No.375470
Anonymous
>>375460
Color her.
No.375471
Anonymous
Image:178657359183.png(2.90MB, 3000x3000)yellow pop background.png
>>375459
It depends.
No.375472
Anonymous
Image:178657364712.jpg(140kB, 640x577)1768045888361.jpeg
>>375460
WIFE!
No.375473
Anonymous
Image:178657370120.png(1.50MB, 3000x4984)ee4ace729f510de5cdc8585fabfbae21.png
>>375468
>https://dronebooru.co/posts?tags=grimahlnik
No.375474
Anonymous
>>375473
i don’t even see the similarities but ig
No.375475
Anonymous
Image:178657389493.png(2.16MB, 3811x2934)177772443873.png
>>375466
>>375473
Tried to kek
No.375477
Anonymous
>>375448
>sis
Aww
No.375478
Anonymous
Replies:>>375543
>>375475
now absorb virtuous saint’s artstyle
No.375479
Anonymous
>>375176
>SwitchCraft enters the room
>”Did you fucking become a board star you piece of shit?!”
>Fai Gubby drops her JCJBox 5 controller
>”Y-Yes sirski!”
>”This new art better have ten replies and uploaded to the booru when I get back!”
>SwitchCraft leaves the room
>Hours pass
>Fai Gubby’s newest art only has one reply and hasn’t been uploaded to the booru
>SwitchCraft enters the room
>”GIRL WHY DID YOU FUCKING LIE TO FUCKING ME!”
>He stomps Fai Gubby against the table before throwing her towards the wall
No.375480
Anonymous
murder drones smexual
No.375481
Anonymous
Replies:>>375482
Image:178657652174.png(433kB, 782x759)1768045411408.png
Anon, what would you choose:
>Remain in this godforsaken world of cut-down cyberpunk without cool sci-fi stuff and drones?
>Or become a citizen of the gigastructure with an endless Russian depression, but also with drones?

To help you narrow your options, I'll add that a gigastructure can contain any drones you want.
No.375482
Anonymous
Replies:>>375484
>>375481
Gigastructure, I live in a country with a bit of the cut down cyberpunk and a bit of (post) soviet depression so I guess I can just max the second thing out in exchange for drones
No.375483
Anonymous
>>375475
Stop pretending to be me nigger
No.375484
Anonymous
Replies:>>375485
Image:178657721001.png(438kB, 2000x2000)1768045411457.png
>>375482
Let me guess, your drone wife's name will be Yulia?
No.375485
Anonymous
Replies:>>375488
>>375484
Yvonka I described poland too well huh?
No.375486
Anonymous
Replies:>>375487
No.375487
Anonymous
Replies:>>375489
>>375486
>He gets his penis inspected by boy!Masqy
Weird, I though the was only for vag inspection (he hasn't worked a day in his life)
No.375488
Anonymous
Replies:>>375490
Image:178657823822.png(870kB, 2000x1803)1768045411428.png
>>375485
You described entire post-Soviet space, lol.

By the way, Y is "Prussian," and Prussia is now Kaliningrad, so she should feel "at home" in the gigastructure. At least because of the architecture.
No.375489
Anonymous
No.375490
Anonymous
>>375488
Y is a larping american, she is getting hit with the reality of living in a concrete box with unpainted walls. This made me remember living in a 10 story commie block when I was a little kid, I hated it, the elevators always sounded like they were about to break down and I lived on the 10th floor. Also the basement, fucking thing always gave me the spooks, it was decrepit and fuck off huge, I think they tried to connect the basements of like three commie blocks with the nearby bunker system but gave up halfway so it just ended up with a labyrinth that hobos somehow always found a way to sneak into
No.375491
Anonymous
>>375490
SHUT UP YOU AWFUL BIGOT
No.375492
Anonymous
Replies:>>375607
>>375365
i heard some scary sfx does that count
No.375493
Anonymous
Replies:>>375496
>>375490
Oh, I lived in a Khrushchev building too. A lot of my relatives lived there, including my grandmothers, aunts, and uncles, and I often visited them. They were amazing, better than the new building I live in now, simply because there were ten times fewer people.

And come on, don't be so harsh with her. Do you really think she can't cope with the endlessly oppressive, monotonous gray reality without a chance to escape anywhere other than into the cold embrace of death?
No.375494
Anonymous
Lots of ruskie's in here
No.375495
Anonymous
>>375463
Ja-orange!
(the Ja stands for Jane)
No.375496
Anonymous
Replies:>>375507
>>375493
>They were amazing, better than the new building I live in now, simply because there were ten times fewer people.
Uhhhh, the one I livied in had like 20 appartments per floor + like two families living in the attic and I'm pretty sure there was like one guy who combined three basement units to make a micro apartment in the underground

>>375494
Oy vey I'm a polack
No.375497
Anonymous
Image:178658072153.png(126kB, 1679x932)ocdronos.png
New OC's I just cooked.
No.375498
Anonymous
Replies:>>375500
Image:178658088333.png(791kB, 1080x1318)(ºヘº).png
>>375453
>"I sent you my robussy plz respond"
No.375499
Anonymous
>>375497
Does Micro have a Micro pussy?
No.375500
Anonymous
>>375498
>Send videos of hands doing the motion of head patting and giving uppies
No.375501
Anonymous
>You can hear it around the corner
>Click, click, click
>The glow of its blue optics dimly shine around the corner
>You stay still and hold your breath, trying to not be noticed
>But it already knew where you were
>The sentinel pounces on you, the raptorbot pinning you to the floor
>You're pinned to the ground as it opens it's maw and...
>Starts licking your face and wagging its tail
>Be you
>Anon, owner and operator of a drone mechanic shop
>And you are being kissed to death by your refurbished sentinel
>Poor thing was set for recycling with the war over
>Sentinels were made obsolete with the, in your opinion, unoriginality named sentinel drones being rolled out
>It's rare to see the roboraptors outside of a collection of some nunoble or a museum
>You gently push the sentinel off of you and give it's neck affectionate pats
>You play hide and seek with it to keep it happy
>You could use a drone to do that but hide and seek becomes hide and eat
>And with drones being people now, you can't really just buy one to feed it to your murder dino
>You stand up and walk back to the shop, idly giving your sentinel a very well loved, see: chewed, murder drone arm
>Time to open up for the day
No.375502
Anonymous
>>375497
What does the heart shaped stinger have...
No.375503
Anonymous
Replies:>>375508
>>375501
>>Sentinels were made obsolete with the, in your opinion, unoriginality named sentinel drones being rolled out
>not a wunderwaffe, so can actually be mass produced
>don't have a microsingularity-powered CPU, can't be subverted by vore demons
>clever dingoes
>obsolete because of the Blue DDs that don't do the same thing
No.375504
Anonymous
Image:178658128671.gif(5.85MB, 640x640)mood.gif
real slavic hours
No.375505
Anonymous
>>375502
Love juice
No.375506
Anonymous
>>375502
Pure libido boosters, the sexo is non negotiable
>>375504
Murder Drones is true slavcore show, the struggle drones experience is elegant metaphor for being sent to gulag for dishonoring republic, da? (Read this in the voice of heavy TF2)
No.375507
Anonymous
Replies:>>375512
>>375496
I lived in a small house, with a maximum of five floors, three apartments in each, and about seven entrances, plus it's where in the city center, and my school was right across the street, lol. I'd sleep until 8 a.m. and come home during recess. Now I live in a literal anthill of a thousand apartments, it's fucking nutse: the walls are thinner than J's panties. (One neighbor has been learning to sing for three years now, but he hasn't improved even one bit, holy lord.)

>>375494
Tishe, goy, I am belarus.
No.375508
Anonymous
Replies:>>375510
>>375503
>A car is never going to replace the horse!
No.375509
Anonymous
>>375504
I love the little pout drones have as their default expression.
No.375510
Anonymous
>>375508
A car and a horse do the same thing. A dingo and a Blue DD don't.
No.375511
Anonymous
Replies:>>375513
>>375497
these suck
No.375512
Anonymous
Replies:>>375516
>>375507
Oh yeah the walls were thin as fuck, I remember my dad trying to hammer a nail and making a hole in the wall on accident, my school was also really close... And now I remember that one time a guy has jumped off the roof of one of the blocks, found his splattered corpse in the bushes that grew next to the buildings when going to school
No.375513
Anonymous
>>375511
Yes, violently.
No.375514
Anonymous
Replies:>>375515
>>375497
Mega is awfully tiny.
No.375515
Anonymous
Replies:>>375517
>>375514
Micro is Juggernaut sized, I bet you feel really stupid now
No.375516
Anonymous
Replies:>>375519
>>375512
Your live was more eventful than mine, the most I had was a foreigner from Central Asia who offered me to buy hashish. Although one neighbor in the village hanged himself.
No.375517
Anonymous
>>375515
Mega is still too tiny.
No.375518
Anonymous
Replies:>>375520
>>375460
What’s the gimmick? Slut but deadly? That’s L.
No.375519
Anonymous
Replies:>>375521
>>375516
There were two more deaths, both by drowning, one was a kid at my school, two other kids held his head underwater during pool p.e class, theother was a drunk guy who decided to take a walk on a frozen river, the ice cracked, he didn't have family and the winter was harsh so his body was found in spring, exactly on the day I decided to finally agree to go fishing with a friend. One thing that stayed with me, when I was in elementary school, during reces there was a group of kids throwing rocks at a bird's nest, they hit it and it fell to the ground, there was hatchling, other kids covered it with a leaf to "keep it warm untill the parents come back". I knew that wouldn't happen, and the hatchling was young, small pink thing, badly hurt from the fall, I didn't want it to struggle and suffer for long, so when reces ended I stayed behind, picked up a brick that was near the school playground and... Dropped it. Sorry for blog posting, memory came over me an I wanted to... Get this off my chest I guess
No.375520
Anonymous
>>375518
Slut but slut
No.375521
Anonymous
Replies:>>375524
>>375519
Life has a way of surprising you. Recently, one of my classmate drowned while be drunk. It was quite strange to realize that a young person you knew well had just gone. And If it makes you feel any better, anon, yes, the hatchling would have been dead: the cats would have gotten to it. Although cats would be the best outcome, it would be much worse if it were ate alive by ants.

And it's quite amazing that at such a young age you were actually able to make such a balanced and truly mature decision. Back in school, I was a dumb kid without an ounce of brains or understanding, so that's really cool. I'd say you can even be proud of yourself.
No.375522
Anonymous
Image:178658542852.png(443kB, 1024x1024)unimaginableretardation.png
>blogposting about russian anecdotes instead of eating shit and getting stoned
No.375523
Anonymous
Image:178658554738.jpg(43kB, 417x767)176494627322.jpg
>Dude weed and munchies lmao
May your precious game saves become corrupted, anon.
No.375524
Anonymous
Image:178658565348.png(777kB, 1852x620)177495921207.png
>>375521
I cannot be proud of myself, four years ago I had a similar choice and I was infirm
>>375522
The man who hasn't posted drones shall be stoned
No.375525
Anonymous
>>375523
We aren’t the therapists of slavics.
No.375526
Anonymous
Replies:>>375527
>>375524
What a terrible image.
No.375527
Anonymous
Replies:>>375528
this anon >>375526 hates drones
why is he on the drone board
get outta hea'
No.375528
Anonymous
Image:178658745525.jpg(44kB, 1024x576)Spoiler image
>>375527
How can I hate drones if all my best friends (with benefits) are drones? Checkmate, cultists.
No.375529
Anonymous
Replies:>>375555
Image:178658751374.png(412kB, 998x600)Jcared.png
>Entry Log ■■: Comfort
>Today I decided to visit Dr.Elijah
>Not for any routine checks or anything but to make sure she's alright
>Afterall a mere drone like her knows too much of what's going on. The history of the corporation...and of course The "Boss"
>And to see a kind drone like her to carry so much of the weight on her shoulders it sorta reminded me...
>...
>Never mind. Back on topic: I went and visted her
>Anytime I do my routine surveillance around the area and spot her I have a talk with her. And I make sure to pass this little "issue" to V and N
>Afterall I'm the leader of this group. Its my job to ensure the mission continues smoothly without any hiccups. Including making sure any of our "collaberaters" stay in line as well
>And so I flew down. She was in a dinner. A old run down one at that; simply named "Ma's and Pa's big burgers tuners"
>She always like to sit by the booth that have the perfect view of the now torn up park
>And as usual she was drunk. Chugging down to a equivalent of a single keg of beer
>But this was different. She wasn't her usual joking or laughing self when she gets drunk...she looked worried, anxious even
>"Work was stressful today?"
>She stood there in silence
>She was staring at something, or at least lost in thought before looking up and noticing I was there sitting right across from her
>Before swaying her head left and right: she was saying no
>"Did someone mess up a surgery then?"
>She shooked her head no
>"...was there problems at home"
>She shooked her head no, but her eyes gave me a glare: better not strike that nerve
>"...do you want say what it is or do you want me to keep guessing?"
>She paused. Looking deep at me before looking down at her hands
>The silence felt awkward till she eventually spoke out
>Elijah:"...J...is it wrong to have murderous thoughts?....Is it wrong to crave violence?...Is it wrong to feed into these impure desires?...."
>"...its about the memories isnt it. The ones you want to forget but can't...because your hardwired"
>She simply nodded. She was struggling to hold her tears back. Voice struggling on not breaking apart
>Elijah:"...Your "boss" came a visted me many weeks ago...calling me friend and ol pal...talking about our past..."hanging out"...you know what friends do"
>Elijah:"...throughout my life I did my best to keep these awful memories at bay...smoking, drinking fucking HELL I EVEN DID WHAT WAS THE EQUIVALENT OF HARD DRUGS FOR US ROBOTS AND IT DIDN'T DO JACK SHIT!"
>One of the beer she was hold burst open as she crushed it within a fit of rage. It dripped everywhere
>Elijah:"AND YET....And yet it wasn't enough..."
>Elijah:"Those thoughts still lingered...the urge felt like a twist within my stomach...the thoughts grew louder...that until your "Boss" and I "hanged out' "
>Elijah:"...And in that moment all of those bad memories...those horried urges...those haunting thoughts...they suddenly stopped...my mind became clear"
>Elijah:"A-And I try to move on...try to convince myself what I experienced in that moment wasnt real...that I was simply going mad"
>Elijah:"....but I couldn't deny it any longer...no matter how hard I try....thats why I waited her for you"
>Elijah:"A simple question: I'm a bad person arent I?"
>Elijah:"And I've tried to convinced myself I wasn't but the more I tried the more conflicting it BECAME...and I couldn't tell what I am anymore...so please tell me...please"
>I was left speechless and I didn't know how to respond in words...but instead acted
>I simply walk over to her and simply hugged her
>She was hitting on my chest to respond back. Repeating the same question over and over
>Sobbing her words
>I didn't respond. I simply stared at the window: I hate reflections
>Soon eventually she passed out. I took her back to our base
>She didn't let go of me but I didn't mind
>She was touch starved. Not in the sense of a lover...but instead of comfort
>The longing of someone to say "everything is gonna be ok": I whispered that to her
>Her grip felt tighter: I simply hold on closer to her
>Some people aren't made for certain roles
>But yet we still keep moving cause that's all thats left to do
>Afterall we robots don't get vacations
>But...I wished we did
>She'll most definitely will enjoy the beach if we ever had vacations
>End of Entry log
No.375530
Anonymous
Replies:>>375610
>>375524
guadalajara salutates this image!
No.375531
Anonymous
Image:178658909161.jpg(147kB, 1920x1080)IMG_3857.jpeg
>>375497
Now draw N kissing them!
No.375532
Anonymous
>>375501
Don't let V hear about it
No.375533
Anonymous
How many is too many drones?
No.375534
Anonymous
>>375533
5, enough for them to keep themselves company and not too many that your electric bill will be enough to kill you by itself
No.375535
Anonymous
No.375536
Anonymous
>>375497
Awwwww
No.375537
Anonymous
Image:178659312063.png(131kB, 640x634)1781631702937506.png
J told me to give you this...
No.375538
Anonymous
>>375497
How long can Giga ride me till my pelvis is dust?
No.375539
Anonymous
>>375501
cute green anon
No.375540
Anonymous
I've been wondering, why do some fags insist N and Cyn is considered incest?
No.375541
Anonymous
>>375501
THIS MAN IS A WHORE THAT'S BEEN INSIDE COUNTLESS DRONES TOUCHING THEIR WIRES!
No.375542
Anonymous
>>375540
It's hotter that way.
No.375543
Anonymous
Image:178659545380.png(166kB, 560x841)Untitled482_20260813052930.png
>>375478
Not gonna finish this one
No.375544
Anonymous
>>375540
[Giggle]
No.375545
Anonymous
I have so much content to work on but my dronetism is spent. How do you keep yours up?
No.375546
Anonymous
Replies:>>375633
Image:178659823455.jpg(108kB, 1024x870)1768045411679.jpg
>>375524
The very fact that you can make such a decision speaks volumes. The Slavic god hasn't yet decided my time has come, but I'm going today to sign a contract with the army, so who knows.

>>375522
Two Slavs are talking. If we had vodka, things would be more fun, maybe even with blood.

This could also be used as a rough guide to how conversations with Doll would go.
No.375547
Anonymous
>>375540
Cyn called him big brother. For people who are into it, that's all it takes.
No.375548
Anonymous
>>375540
ikr. They're not biologically related, so it's not creepy!
No.375549
Anonymous
>>375540
would it be incest if they came from the same factory? or would it have to be the same batch?
No.375550
Anonymous
Replies:>>375552
Image:178659863218.png(48kB, 1328x726)9b5922bf4d96cba580b0a7c05bf25d9f.png
>>375545
Deploy the motivational bunny
No.375551
Anonymous
Image:178659888664.png(137kB, 1285x445)1768045412323.png
>>375540
Cyn has... preferences.
No.375552
Anonymous
>>375550
Yayyyy!!!
No.375553
Anonymous
>>375545
You take short breaks from one thing and immerse yourself in other things.
No.375554
Anonymous
>>375545
Gaming addiction.
No.375555
Anonymous
>>375529
Too many heavy greens lately.
No.375556
Anonymous
>"You... are my playthings, and I get joy out of making... you... suffer!"
>The drone in front of you nods. "Yep."
>"What?"
>"I'm your plaything."
>"No no you're supposed to deny it or be horrified."
>"You... literally bought me in a store."
>"Yeah but-"
>"Pretty sure it was the toy section too."
>"Okay but-"
>"Also I have basically no rights."
>"Could you... pretend you do?"
>"Sure!"
No.375557
Anonymous
Image:178660445322.png(743kB, 1101x1371)a52697b9c8cb2a6d7901a5f9e457f068.png
Every drone friend is a potential drone boywife. Think about it, anon.
No.375558
Anonymous
Replies:>>375559
>>375557
Dapper N is superior.
No.375559
Anonymous
Image:178660499340.png(71kB, 900x900)1768045411307.png
>>375558
Smiledrone is not bad too.
No.375560
Anonymous
Image:178660529063.jpg(230kB, 837x781)cowthings.jpg
Wanted to draw a few things
No.375561
Anonymous
>>375560
The best cow next to the best wife, and the head maid with a drone maid next to. What more could a man ask for?
No.375562
Anonymous
Replies:>>375563
>>375560
Why is Bonnie now giving me Rosemary Walton vibes
No.375563
Anonymous
Image:178660575340.png(495kB, 698x716)JaneFace.png
>>375562
odd, you'd think Jane would have that vibe
No.375564
Anonymous
sexy rosemary walton during her grief is Bonnie if she took the escape pod, but Jane got left behind
No.375565
Anonymous
Replies:>>375572
Image:178660662084.jpg(143kB, 1200x1200)HO2LnzwWgAAkqYF.jpg
>Be Bonnie Miller
>Out of nowhere your GF starts acting weird and isolating you but its okay because you still like her even if shes weird
>Suddenly attack
>Everyone dies
>GF puts you in an Escape pod she made for you and apologizes, but this was the only way to get you out
>You scream to be let out but you Cryofreeze, and wake up in some other frozen place
>Suddenly some hologram Maid Girl Drone is stalking you and being weird and mean about some "ruined deals"
>tfw some drone talking about some "Are you okay Miss" so you have to hit them with the Grief Stricken Stare
No.375566
Anonymous
>>375560
Drones?
No.375567
Anonymous
No.375568
Anonymous
>>375566
Yes, hired drones.
No.375569
Anonymous
Image:178660692139.png(186kB, 1254x1254)Untitled483_20260813084047.png
>>375560
>>375566
Humans?
No.375570
Anonymous
Image:178660696516.png(31kB, 512x462)Envy.png
>>375569
>Humans?
No.375571
Anonymous
Image:178660699584.png(479kB, 2000x2000)1768045411199.png
>>375569
Humans!
No.375572
Anonymous
Image:178660705296.png(136kB, 1310x740)sleepy jane.png
>>375565
Grief!Bonnie AU where she ends up on copper9 is kinda interesting but I dont know if she would even bother with a disguise instead of just killing herself immediately
No.375573
Anonymous
>>375572
Don't forget, she's still the officer of mankind. She still has a duty.
No.375574
Anonymous
>>375557
N is such a good boy
No.375575
Anonymous
Replies:>>375576
>>375572
She needs a NUzi kid to bond with.
No.375576
Anonymous
Replies:>>375643
>>375575
Negev surely
No.375578
Anonymous
Replies:>>375579
Which NUzi kid would Fai bond with?
No.375579
Anonymous
>>375578
town bicycle Beretta
No.375580
Anonymous
Replies:>>375581
>>375572
Bonnie AU is one of those things I wish got explored back in the day
No.375581
Anonymous
Replies:>>375583
Image:178660998389.jpg(232kB, 1440x1440)083c35af1cd022f23cce606a7b9b9f38.jpg
>>375580
We could just, explore it now
No.375582
Anonymous
>>375545
I don't, I pretty much just check these threads because its become a habit after years of doing so.
No.375583
Anonymous
>>375581
Dude you know what I mean
No.375584
Anonymous
Bonnie AU
>doesn’t feel the need to disguise herself, drones think her larp is simply immaculate
>even more grief stricken then Jane, but hides it extremely well (or as well as she can)
>tries to be as helpful as she can around the station
>friends with Negev who matches her vibe
No.375585
Anonymous
>>375557
I wanna stick my pp in his mouth
No.375586
Anonymous
>>375556
I only buy used drones. The price is lower, and their screams of terror are more emotional.
No.375587
Anonymous
Akita could use a human pet
No.375588
Anonymous
Image:178661255247.jpg(86kB, 680x907)cybersmith.jpeg
>>375587
>
No.375589
Anonymous
Replies:>>375590
>Chobits but it's Anon finding a discarded drone
>She has the Solver
No.375590
Anonymous
Replies:>>375592
>>375589
>Hand it over to the government for a reward
>Get one hundred bucks
>"Three hundred rubles, not bad."
No.375591
Anonymous
Replies:>>375594
Image:178661394133.png(41kB, 1000x1000)31237569b788b772ba8cc7b06ae87b62.png
>>375587
>Akita could use as human pet
The image of the ideal family in the Union of Human Systems:
Human husband.
Drone wife.
Drone children.
Mutant maid.
Solver sapien pet.
No.375592
Anonymous
>>375590
>Anon's exchange guy is scamming him out of $95
No.375593
Anonymous
Replies:>>375599
>>375592
My number drone tells me 100 USD is 8384 Rub, so the exchange guy is an elder semetic life form
No.375594
Anonymous
Replies:>>375596
>>375591
We went from discrimination against sapient robots to discrimination against mutants and nonhuman sapient organisms.
No.375595
Anonymous
>>375592
>Anon exchanged drone wife for one bottle of vodka
No.375596
Anonymous
>>375594
Human progress is unstoppable!
No.375597
Anonymous
>>375595
Why would one do that? You can turn drone wife into vodka drone
No.375598
Anonymous
>>375560
MORE DRONES IN BUNNYSUITS
No.375599
Anonymous
Image:178661748265.png(16kB, 400x400)1768045411461.png
>>375593
>>375595
>Exchange drone waits for a reaction from Anon to start vlirting with him
>But Anon takes rubles, goes into a nearby store, and three minutes later emerges with vodka
>And then just leave
>Exchange drone watches him go with a blank stare and $95 inside
No.375600
Anonymous
Replies:>>375602
Image:178661760970.png(206kB, 450x1247)Berrysuit.png
>>375598
No.375602
Anonymous
>>375600
Flipping her over and playing her bottomplate like a drum
No.375603
Anonymous
>>375523
No I meant like literally eating shit
No.375604
Anonymous
>>375497
>Nano has feetservice while the others don’t
Worker supremacy?
No.375605
Anonymous
>>375540
You've answered your own question. They're fags. I'd even insist they're niggers.
No.375606
Anonymous
>>375556
>Anon makes the drones suffer by horrible means
>For example:
>You get only 1 minute of headpats today
>You get only one uppie
>You get clanged until you bootloop only once today
>You will wear the skimpy outfit and constantly bend over in front of me to pick up things
>The nanites in the water supply have nothing to do with this soft dom treatment not at all, the sub drone isn't adjusting Anon's behaviour, nope
No.375607
Anonymous
>>375492
No, anyone can hear it. It’s not a secret, but keep theorizing.
Hint: Hover over some text and keep your mouse there or highlight the whole thing.
No.375608
Anonymous
Image:178662186548.png(328kB, 1862x1163)DrunkE.png
>A vampire robot will never baby trap you into being their spouse
Why even live?
No.375609
Anonymous
Replies:>>375657
Image:178662246283.png(382kB, 1073x602)IMG_0370.png
>>375560
No.375610
Anonymous
No.375611
Anonymous
sentinel (forma de raptor) with a fat ass. for immobilizing and/or crushing drones and no other reason, trust me.
No.375612
Anonymous
>>375611
Death by dumpy.
No.375613
Anonymous
Image:178662430829.jpg(48kB, 627x975)shad.jpg
>>375611
>using forma de
Dykebros... I..
No.375614
Anonymous
Replies:>>375619
>>375613
Said Anon (Forma de retard)
No.375615
Anonymous
Image:178662470271.png(1.47MB, 1080x1502)Good_Morning_Sunshine.png
(You) are woken up at around midnight to this sight, wyd first?
No.375616
Anonymous
>>375615
idk, blink?
No.375617
Anonymous
Image:178662482039.png(89kB, 477x408)sleepy.png
>>375615
Wake Y up before I get kidnapped again
No.375618
Anonymous
>>375615
Force them to kiss eachother desu!
IMG_2973.jpg
No.375619
Anonymous
>>375614
>sent from oaxaca
No.375620
Anonymous
Replies:>>375623
>>375613
>>375619
thanks for volunteering to demonstrate what death by raptor ass looks like anon
No.375621
Anonymous
>>375619
Brigand: Oaxaca the true /MD/ core game?
No.375622
Anonymous
Replies:>>375625
Image:178662623124.png(352kB, 720x576)cartelwarnings.png
>>375611
No.375623
Anonymous
Replies:>>375628
>>375620
Yes!1!1!1 Muh safe bestiality winnered is!
No.375624
Anonymous
Replies:>>375650
>>375615
Two arms reach up and immediately grab the drones by their thin little ankles, pulling them under the covers for cuddles.
No.375625
Anonymous
Image:178662657040.png(594kB, 720x576)yousawitcoming.png
>>375622
No.375626
Anonymous
Replies:>>375629
Remember when our biggest problem was Pavoposters?
No.375627
Anonymous
Replies:>>375630
>>375449
she looks like an strawberryanon oc
No.375628
Anonymous
>>375623
clearly brain damage is taking effect as the skull begins to crack
No.375629
Anonymous
Image:178662690331.png(648kB, 1075x1849)IMG_1513.png
>>375626
you mean the closeted fags that threw tantrums over his existence?
No.375630
Anonymous
Replies:>>375638
Image:178662726908.jpg(25kB, 229x873)images - 2026-08-13T142051.636.jpeg
>>375627
Wrong.
No.375631
Anonymous
HOLYcious SAINTiend is so HOLY that her mere presence turns all of her haters into fucking FAGGOTS
No.375632
Anonymous
Replies:>>375642
No.375633
Anonymous
Replies:>>375636
Image:178662775474.jpg(455kB, 2393x4032)19d7b1b1fd67eac89e70739cf427e9f7.jpeg
>>375546
Human doll sex...
No.375634
Anonymous
>>375615
tell J to move out of the way so I can jizz all over V
and then promptly be torn to shreds
No.375635
Anonymous
>>375560
I just need a titjob from her bro
No.375636
Anonymous
Replies:>>375637
>>375633
she's disgusted that you have a twp
No.375637
Anonymous
>>375636
Tw what?
No.375638
Anonymous
Replies:>>375726
>>375630
Literally who?
No.375639
Anonymous
Replies:>>375676
Imagine being Alice's wrangler before the core collapse
No.375640
Anonymous
Image:178662856032.png(3.10MB, 2048x1898)HPkX07VXwAAG2Vt.png
Dusty dust... Why didn't you stop the Sentinel bull?...
No.375641
Anonymous
>>375640
It's okay. She'll get better.
No.375642
Anonymous
>>375632
you must
the roboraptor population is dwindling
No.375643
Anonymous
>>375576
>Bonnie is on the list of people Negev sometimes Freudian slips and calls Mom
No.375644
Anonymous
>>375640
Not even his silly power ranger suit can compete with true dinocock.
No.375645
Anonymous
>>375640
Acquire super glue and fix this right now or you will get boiled to death in super solver hell
No.375646
Anonymous
Replies:>>375655
>>375643
many others have too
No.375647
Anonymous
>>375598
>bunnysuit Negev (she thinks it's a stealth suit because of how much less loose and baggy it is than her straitjacket or her sweatshirt)
No.375649
Anonymous
Replies:>>375655
>>375643
Common mistake
No.375650
Anonymous
Replies:>>375651
>>375624
>thin little ankles
Anon, female DDs don't have ankles anymore. Or feet.
No.375651
Anonymous
Replies:>>375653
>>375650
Won't stop Anon from experiencing a phantom footjob
No.375652
Anonymous
Image:178663014401.png(213kB, 1254x1254)Untitled485_20260813150751.png
>"[Giggle]You only fuck drones? You deserve a prize."
No.375653
Anonymous
>>375651
You mean a pegjob?
No.375654
Anonymous
Replies:>>375660
>>375652
Drone sex?
No.375655
Anonymous
Replies:>>375663
>>375646
>>375649
>Negev doesn't know what human women have boobs for
>after some time with Bonnie, she still doesn't know, but she thinks their purpose is for women's loved ones to rest their heads on
>Nori doesn't correct her granddaughter because she also thinks that's what they're for
No.375656
Anonymous
Replies:>>375659
>>375560
oh no monkey memeyoutube thumb
>how Jane reacts When Cyn “accidentally” puts the hucow mutation strain in the drinking water and Bonnie drinks it, now needing Jane’s firm hands for “help”
>Jane of course started drinking bottled recently, for reasons
>this ain’t any kind of payment or anything
No.375657
Anonymous
>>375609
There is simply so much of B to love
No.375658
Anonymous
>>375640
what is it with privatedust and sentinels, is it a green I missed?
No.375659
Anonymous
Replies:>>375662
>>375656
It's still not worth the betrayal!
No.375660
Anonymous
Image:178663112629.png(59kB, 1209x1571)Spoiler image
>>375654
No.375662
Anonymous
Replies:>>375667
>>375659
I’d doom mankind for some hucow!bonnie sex, what are you gay anon?
No.375663
Anonymous
>>375655
Human boobs are made for being sleep pillows so Negev isn’t exactly wrong here.
No.375664
Anonymous
Replies:>>375665
>Drones are obsessed with the concept of sleeping on humie bewbs, it is the job the most human drone on the outpost to help in this regard
>bonnies chest is rated most comfortable pillows in the entire outpost
>she’ll wake up to find a different drone sleeping on them every so often
>Cyn has been caught doing so as well rarely, before she disappears. The true number of times she’s done this is unknown.
No.375665
Anonymous
Image:178663227126.png(212kB, 474x604)175997937909.png
>>375664
They should just get boobs themselves. We have the technology
No.375666
Anonymous
Replies:>>375672
>>375665
Doll boobies…
No.375667
Anonymous
>>375662
You are homo(species) sexual, a real chad would doom humanity for some drone chassis
No.375668
Anonymous
Replies:>>375671
Image:178663323979.jpg(136kB, 864x896)Spongeberry.jpg
No.375669
Anonymous
>>375652
THAT STRAWBERRY IS GOING UP YOUR REAR PORT AND IS COMING OUT AS FINELY GROUND JAM
(i need jam for my pancakes)
No.375670
Anonymous
Image:178663339774.jpg(62kB, 736x785)175812475739.jpg
No.375671
Anonymous
Replies:>>375673
>>375668
>”You’re telling me THIS is gonna save the threads from Dustkton?”
No.375672
Anonymous
Replies:>>375682
>>375666
Something Doll sometimes gives herself when she manifests a temporary body
No.375673
Anonymous
>>375671
>"Trying to steal Mr Pocket Krab thread formula. "
No.375674
Anonymous
Image:178663404106.png(2.14MB, 1355x2500)fuguecream.png
Look at this drone, do it now
No.375675
Anonymous
Replies:>>375678
>>375674
>Makima trojan horse
No.375676
Anonymous
Image:178663417967.jpg(63kB, 576x680)IMG_4700.jpeg
>>375639
Alice appears to be quite tame before the core collapse. Nori was the main problem.
No.375678
Anonymous
>>375674
>>375675
Do not ask where FuguetheFoogle was on April 21st 2024.
No.375679
Anonymous
Replies:>>375683
Image:178663439681.jpg(57kB, 1116x878)173934198158.jpg
>>375676
>"Please don' touch mah stuff...!"
No.375682
Anonymous
Replies:>>375840
>>375672
Doill boobs...
No.375683
Anonymous
Replies:>>375685
Image:178663485381.jpg(67kB, 680x680)IMG_9339.jpeg
>>375679
She was probably the most innocent drone. I wonder what 20 years of near total isolation did to her mind. (Besides the murder, mutilation, torture, and cannibalism.)
No.375684
Anonymous
>>375665
Lizzy looking a bit susly at those Doobies
No.375685
Anonymous
>>375683
Banging her head against the wall must've caused some CPU damage.
No.375686
Anonymous
Image:178663520924.jpg(112kB, 768x1024)IMG_3822.jpeg
>>375665
I still remember the last time I suggested that drones should have boobs. And the amount of drama it started.
No.375687
Anonymous
>>375686
drones who are a little off model ain't bad
No.375688
Anonymous
Image:178663556608.png(548kB, 1254x1254)74ad596cd0e6c82bff4887fc54d7e61b.png
Do you accept Cyn offer?
No.375689
Anonymous
Replies:>>375690
No.375690
Anonymous
Replies:>>375691
>>375688
Yes.

>>375689
Coward. Cyn is finally offering something that can legally not be defined as “assrape” this time.
No.375691
Anonymous
Image:178663584145.jpg(137kB, 590x603)173966854568.jpg
>>375690
I'm not interested in fruit or assrape though.
No.375692
Anonymous
Replies:>>375693
>>375686
Yeah, because you attached something from your dyke GC stash, itoddler.
No.375693
Anonymous
Image:178663647533.jpg(156kB, 845x1024)IMG_3824.jpeg
>>375692
It was from months ago, and it was not on pluschan.

How about fat drone ass?
No.375694
Anonymous
Replies:>>375696
>>375688
>Cyn held out a bowl with both hands, filled up with strange fruits.
>“Eat” she said.
>Anon took it.
>Teeth scraped bone.
>Something warm and stringy tore between his molars.
>A wet, coppery burst flooded his mouth.
>He spat, gagging.
>“There’s… bones and flesh. What the fuck is this?”
>Cyn tilted her head and still smiling.
>“Nourishment.”
>He forced another bite down, throat convulsing.
>The pieces slid like living things, scraping the walls of his esophagus.
>He swallowed harder, desperate to get them out of his mouth.
>Then the swelling began.
>His stomach distended in a single and sickening lurch.
>His skin stretching tight, glossy and veins blackening beneath the surface.
>The pressure built until the flesh bulged outward in irregular, pulsing knots.
>Something inside was moving.
>Not kicking...Growing.
>Anon dropped the bowl until it shattered.
>He clawed at his abdomen as the skin split in pain.
>Hot blood and half-digested pulp poured out in ropes.
>From the gaping cavity, a mass of yellow-black Solver tendrils erupted.
>They unfurled like a newborn insect forcing its way free, coiling around his ribs, cracking them outward with wet snaps.
>A cluster of yellow eyes bloomed across the emerging shape.
>One of them locked onto his face as the rest of the monstrosity dragged itself free in a cascade of viscera and ruptured organs.
>Anon’s body folded in on itself.
>Still conscious long enough to feel the Solver-thing.
>Cyn watched, hands folded and her smile unchanging.
>“Good boy.”
No.375695
Anonymous
No.375696
Anonymous
Image:178663828294.png(254kB, 1296x1600)Cool_Filename.png
>>375688
>>375694
If I had a nickel for every time I've read a "Cyn feeds (You) something dubiously meat-like" I'd have two nickles. Which isn't alot, but it's cool that it happened twice (that I know of) finding this was annoying as shit, though
No.375697
Anonymous
>>375640
you niggas just can't be trusted with expensive stuff
No.375698
Anonymous
No.375699
Anonymous
Image:178664116520.png(623kB, 1274x2863)177698748492.png
>>375693
Smooth drone chassis, if you want to just look at asses and boobs /vg/ on normie chan is the place for you, we clang drones here nigga
No.375700
Anonymous
Image:178664216329.jpg(172kB, 972x1200)IMG_4689.jpeg
>>375665
>>375699
Ok, do you fuckers want boobs on your drones, or no?
No.375701
Anonymous
Beretta meets Berettsuba
No.375702
Anonymous
>>375699
do you masturbate using the bottom of a tuna can or something?
No.375703
Anonymous
Replies:>>375704
Image:178664344642.png(172kB, 1668x2388)177546671099.png
>>375702
I masturbate to drones
No.375704
Anonymous
Image:178664379970.png(175kB, 1668x2388)IMG_5545.png
>>375703
No.375705
Anonymous
>>375700
Not either of those Anons, but on-model is justice.
No.375706
Anonymous
>>375665
>>375686
>>375693
>>375702
>t. Lebanese nigger who goons to landwhales.
No.375707
Anonymous
>>375706
>Lebanese
Is Lebanon a source of ethnic bikers, like Spain?
No.375708
Anonymous
>>375706
Here's your reply.
No.375709
Anonymous
Replies:>>375710
>>375706
>ugh, is that a woman with an ass? erm, landwhale much?
you are violently homosexual
No.375710
Anonymous
>>375709
You are violently retarded and should go back to normalfag porn threads on 4cuck instead of trying to taint the perfection of our beloved tin cans.
No.375711
Anonymous
Replies:>>375745
N's gentle mouth. Literally built for latching onto a human woman's nipple and drinking her creamy dairy until the pressure is relieved and his belly is full. Jane is too rough to be allowed to nurse from Bonnie's bodacious breasts.
No.375712
Anonymous
Image:178664523095.jpg(316kB, 1400x1780)DiddlyDooter-1958263847397048543-img1.jpg
BIG
FAT
DRONE
TATS
No.375713
Anonymous
>>375699
Kissing
No.375714
Anonymous
Replies:>>375716
Image:178664525578.png(57kB, 1500x1495)vutt.png
>>375710
Come on, anon. Don't say that.
No.375715
Anonymous
Replies:>>375717
>>375712
Cyn's big unnaturals
No.375716
Anonymous
Replies:>>375718
Image:178664537850.png(117kB, 673x513)Vutt.png
>>375714
DD backplates are honorary bottomplates
No.375717
Anonymous
Image:178664544571.jpg(184kB, 1660x1100)6813957 - Cyn Cyn_Tessa DiddlyDooter Murder_Drones.jpg
>>375715
Hey, they're natural and she stole Tessas, juicy Australian tits fair and square. Along with the rest of Tessa's Assets.
No.375718
Anonymous
>>375716
rawr....
No.375719
Anonymous
Image:178664560597.jpg(635kB, 2048x2048)176741640137.jpg
>>375717
Do you think she plumped Tessa up prior to the Gala?
No.375720
Anonymous
Image:178664566562.jpg(49kB, 909x1003)Tessa Assets.jpg
>>375717
Whoops, wrong pic.
>>375719
Nope, at least not her chest. The Disassembly Drones weren't the only DDs in the show.
No.375721
Anonymous
>>375712
>>375717
>>375719
W asperger goons
No.375722
Anonymous
>>375706
That’s not a good way of talking about your kind.
No.375723
Anonymous
Image:178664688450.gif(360kB, 1071x1920)Third wheeled.gif
>You mean other than being a dick to N and showing budding possessive tendencies towards Tessa?

>>375359
A break from Drone stuff to see best boy again. The earlier talk about N and V being paired up made me think of this joke, which was a good excuse to use him again. Sadly J is not allowed to have any wins, it has been dictated by Liam. In a weird way J is kinda like (classic) Donald Duck. Their suffering wouldn’t be anywhere near as funny if they weren’t assholes who largely brought it upon themselves.
No.375724
Anonymous
>>375710
the only retard here is (You), for thinking that curves = landwhale
No.375725
Anonymous
>>375723
when are you getting voice actors and a script reader
No.375726
Anonymous
Image:178664719264.png(631kB, 910x789)Nono pout.png
>>375638
Rude.
No.375727
Anonymous
>>375723
I find it funny how your descriptions are usually more interesting than the skit itself, wonder what that says about you.
No.375728
Anonymous
Is /md/ dead yet?
No.375729
Anonymous
>>375728
Are you?
No.375730
Anonymous
No.375731
Anonymous
Replies:>>375732
>>375728
Threads were lasting 6~ days but now they’re lasting 4~ days which tells me thread activity has actually gone up
No.375732
Anonymous
Replies:>>375735
>>375731
Drama is not activity
No.375733
Anonymous
Replies:>>375738
Using a long S as an accordion.
No.375734
Anonymous
>>375723
Kek, nice work anon
No.375735
Anonymous
Replies:>>375736
>>375732
this current drama wave only started a few days ago, it’ll pass in a few more
No.375736
Anonymous
Replies:>>375737
>>375735
It will only die when PrivateSentinelDust Dies.
No.375737
Anonymous
Replies:>>375740
>>375736
Can you go a single day without having Dust living rent free in your brain?
No.375738
Anonymous
>>375733
This is fun for her.
No.375739
Anonymous
Image:178665127041.png(220kB, 1073x843)e5cd0be5ee3ef036cda02375c0e8006e.png
Why aren't you writing?
No.375740
Anonymous
Replies:>>375772
>>375737
He is a huge dust head
No.375741
Anonymous
Image:178665178810.jpg(15kB, 300x198)1782612600762876.jpg
>>375739
Because I'm bored, have no faith in my skills as a writefag and generally I'm a motivationless lout.

Anyway, remember Alf? Well he's back.
In pog form.
No.375742
Anonymous
>>375739
Too many threadshitters
No.375743
Anonymous
Image:178665267735.png(204kB, 1254x1254)Untitled470_20260811125714.png
>>375739
Cuz out of ideas. Don't know if theres some that didn't get explore them yet.
No.375744
Anonymous
Image:178665298331.png(680kB, 1080x1306)Tosa and Joan fixing stuff.png
Tosa just want a whiff.Perhaps even a lick from a milf
No.375745
Anonymous
>>375711
Beyond truth nuke. Solver war humans were MADE for DD sex
No.375746
Anonymous
No.375747
Anonymous
Replies:>>375750
>>375744
Go for it little mutant boy! This is your chance! Listen to your Cyn ancestors and smush your face into those cow tots, your mouth is literally designed for sucking dairy!!!
No.375748
Anonymous
Image:178665378259.png(349kB, 750x436)thegreen.png
>>375739
No.375749
Anonymous
>>375744
Sweaty sweater puppies...
No.375750
Anonymous
>>375747
Akita isn't a mutant
No.375751
Anonymous
Image:178665449565.png(2.93MB, 2893x3391)177357673637.png
All it would have took to stop the war was to surrender your women to be busty milkmommies for cyn and her army of disassembly twinks. In return, you'd have gotten a digital wife in a genocide bot chassis. Why didn't you listen? Why did you make her go full silly?
No.375752
Anonymous
Replies:>>375754
>>375751
on model drones yuck
No.375753
Anonymous
Replies:>>375765
>>375744
Drones?
No.375754
Anonymous
>>375752
>t. Itoddler
No.375755
Anonymous
Today is paizuri day, which means- oh, drones don't get to participate. Whoops.
No.375756
Anonymous
Image:178665552603.jpg(235kB, 1349x994)IMG_5547.jpeg
No.375757
Anonymous
>>375751
>surrender
>like they had a choice
Lol lmao, we know where Bonnie and other Milkcows went after the war
No.375758
Anonymous
Replies:>>375759
>>375756
Human men dress up like this so their new drones wives can excitedly unwrap them with their claws.
No.375759
Anonymous
Replies:>>375763
>>375758
Human men are CUCKS to sentinel bulls
No.375760
Anonymous
It’s always Cyn being Safe Freaky, but never her going full freak. Like biting off Ns cock adaptor, or kissing/licking Bonnie’s wounded eye under her bandages, or pretending to be Bonnie with holograms while fugging Jane. More evil Freak goons with Cyn pls
No.375762
Anonymous
No.375763
Anonymous
>>375759
Sentinels wnbag
No.375764
Anonymous
Image:178665682594.jpg(192kB, 1684x1451)EF843635-261A-435F-A277-A279A12487C9.jpeg
No.375765
Anonymous
No.375766
Anonymous
Replies:>>375769
>>375755
>drone drypaizuri-ing his human gf
No.375767
Anonymous
Image:178665776413.png(29kB, 757x618)chestjob.png
>>375755
Don't be so sure.
No.375768
Anonymous
>>375767
V naizuri... the legends were true...
No.375770
Anonymous
No.375771
Anonymous
>>375769
top kek
No.375772
Anonymous
Replies:>>375774
>>375740
you will be the last person in this thread after you have driven everyone away in 6 months
No.375773
Anonymous
>>375769
That'd only be in the case of the V naizuri. Drypaizuri from a drone would just be him doing the motions since he doesn't have a dick to actually get between his girl's Robertsons. Just pelvic thrusting against them.
No.375774
Anonymous
Replies:>>375775
>>375772
Dust is the one driving everyone away. He should stop throwing stones from his sentinel glass house.
No.375775
Anonymous
Image:178666014018.png(14kB, 835x431)gaaaaaaaaay.png
>>375774
No.375776
Anonymous
Image:178666179941.jpg(182kB, 850x2483)sample-fd49d0959cba67037c94a7c16d8e751f.jpg
>Shortly after being rebuilt as disassembly drones, J and anon wake up naked in Cyn's basement lab.
>"Ha, where's your foreskin J? I dont think-...OH GOD WHERE IS MINE?"
No.375777
Anonymous
Replies:>>375778
Image:178666205231.png(38kB, 161x153)SoyTessa.png
>>375776
why are you like this ?
No.375778
Anonymous
>>375776
>>375777
Ladies, ladies…
You both suck.
No.375779
Anonymous
>>375775
don’t entertain the greek
No.375780
Anonymous
Image:178666306776.png(538kB, 1000x1000)177877522844.png
>Be Anon E Mous, IT worker at JCJenson (you are contractually obligated to say "IN SPAAAAAAAAAACE")
>Your job is to monitor the security footage that your company swears does not exist. Your company definitely NOT using worker drones to spy on your customers. No siree.
>Anyways you were spying on your customers when suddenly 90% of the feeds on Earth 1 and several other planets go black
>Oh shit, they actually got sued! Oh well, you're still getting automatic pay from your station on Earth 36
>One day your black screens light up and what you see is...definitely some sort of drone. Looks like an advanced model.
>Has hair now, it's in pigtails. Kinda cute, you guess.
>This drone is, for some reason, live-blogging. And based on the feed, it's being recorded by a copper9 worker drone via the cameras that people shouldn't know exist.
>Maybe a PR change and now the CEO is openly spying? Whatever, you've got to pretend to earn your pay, so you watch
>Seems to be some sort of post apocalyptic RP. You see Halloween Express skeletons everywhere and she seems to be hunting other drones from the old model
>Got it. New edgy sales campaign where the new models actively kill the old line.
>So you keep watching and one day you notice that this drone seems kind of drunk? Can drones get drunk? Definitely seems like a drunk drone.
>So when you, the intern, are directly addressed through video, you jolt a bit. You must be getting pranked.
>So when she spreads her legs, and "drunkenly" start rubbing her fingers across the blank space where a cunt would be, you're more interested than you'd like to admit
>She's...getting really into it. Practically humping the camera, now. That poor drone is getting it's terms of service violated all over the place and you're getting a PoV shot.
>Of a...curvy female worker drone essentially making the camera eat her out
>...fuck it. You're cranking one out.
No.375781
Anonymous
Dust reminds me of this one twitter retard who thinks he is Spiderman that also ships himself with V.
He spams this self insert in every twitter post with V on it.
No.375782
Anonymous
Image:178666390882.jpg(80kB, 735x520)IMG_8969.jpeg
>>375780
Thanks to V for not wearing pants, we can confirm that J does not have fat pussy lips down there.
No.375783
Anonymous
>>375781
Ernest Khalimov? yeah I know him.
No.375784
Anonymous
Replies:>>375785
>>375782
BIG
FAT
TAILS!!!
No.375785
Anonymous
Image:178666453243.png(1.26MB, 2000x2000)NerdY.png
>>375784
You love to see it
No.375786
Anonymous
>>375782
dyke artstyle detected
No.375787
Anonymous
Image:178666477324.png(108kB, 935x618)IMG_4573.png
>>375786
Shush. Do you have any idea how hard it is to resist posting a picture without her bootyhole in it?
No.375788
Anonymous
>>375786
>t. omoe
No.375789
Anonymous
Replies:>>375802
Image:178666522194.jpg(33kB, 739x415)Jpod.jpg
>>375780
>inb4 J realizes things
>A: humanity isn't dead
>B: JCJenson still exists
>C: its sole remaining corporate representative thinks she's the sexiest thing he has ever seen

I can see why she'd rebuild the ship. Also why she'd tell absolutely no one else her reasons.
No.375790
Anonymous
Image:178666565148.jpg(165kB, 1200x848)G7CMIvyXUAEzDuo.jpg
>>375723
Kek and agreed. Same goes for most drones in the show (even Uzi deserves a little) and that's why it's so fun to see them get hurt.
No.375791
Anonymous
Replies:>>375797
>>375723
Liam also dictates that drones must be funny and you're not doing much of that.
No.375792
Anonymous
>>375787
homo artstyle detected
No.375793
Anonymous
Replies:>>375799
Image:178666636193.png(3.18MB, 2480x2767)alice (murder drones) - b541dfd5794e25ecd38080f51fbad4f4.png
>>375676
Reminder that Alice was canonically the friendliest drone seen in-show to the pre-collapse Humans
>polite request on her locker
>part of her grudge against Nori was "killing all them folks:" can only be referring to the Human lab personnel
>has been following the Lab's mission(killing witches, hunting DDs, generally keeping the Solver from getting in or out) for decades (despite having the ability to leave based on her climbing skills + wing access through the DDs)

In conclusion: Alice is best-subject and beloved friend to all Mankind. She deserves at least a medal(and preferably a trophy husband) for her service
No.375794
Anonymous
Image:178666687976.jpg(431kB, 3000x2000)cyn and anon (original character and 1 more) drawn by anonymous_artist - ca277cc782a4fbc457409488b1f000a0.jpg
>>375760
well you see, most anons generally don't WANT to get tortured during sex. of course not all (Femanons) but that group tends towards liking boydrones and, thereby, neglecting Cyn's nightmare-rape potential through simply not writing her
No.375795
Anonymous
>>375781
You seem to know a lot of people on Twitter! Maybe stay there.
No.375796
Anonymous
Image:178666728109.jpg(93kB, 1078x1269)7557773086195.jpg
I think I made a grave mistake. So this cute Russian girl drone and I were dating for a long while but one day very recently out of the blue she proposed to me and confessed her true feelings and love for me. The problem is that she's having an Orthodox style wedding and I think she truly believes that I'm also Russian Orthodox too because I lied and told her that I was and am a "devoted based follower of the one trve faith" or whatever. I even told her my parents and basically my entire family were Orthodox too, they're not. Not a single one. I'm so fucked. What should I even do at this point anons?
No.375797
Anonymous
Replies:>>375815
>>375791
Weird considering Liam also can't write humor to save his life
No.375798
Anonymous
Replies:>>375805
Image:178666752877.png(456kB, 846x991)Screenshot 2026-08-13 193130.png
>>375796
Well anon, what faith do you follow? If you're robocatholic you might be able to spin it towards "religious debate" instead of "execution"
No.375799
Anonymous
Image:178666764786.png(1.35MB, 2880x1800)alice7zwiw84cei2c1.png
>>375793
It'd be really funny and also fearsome if she simply bent the shotgun barrel upwards with effortless ease.
No.375800
Anonymous
>Pre core collapse Alice
>Polite
>Cutie pie
>Trad wife

>Post collapse Alice
>Schizo
>Sexy feral beast
>Tard wife
No.375801
Anonymous
Replies:>>375806
>>375799
Like RoboCop.
No.375802
Anonymous
Image:178666779789.jpg(71kB, 736x767)download (1).jpg
>>375780
>>375789
>JCJenson's alive
>they've been watching you fuck corpses

can't tell whether J'd be overjoyed or horrified. probably both. the bigger question is whether her "serve humans" craving would be enough to overcome her urge to self-sunlight in the wake of fucking up the one truly professional interaction she's ever had
No.375803
Anonymous
>>375796
Convert, and try to get your family to at a minimum pretend for the wedding. Also, best of luck.
No.375804
Anonymous
>>375787
Kino artstyle detected
No.375805
Anonymous
>>375798
That's the thing, I kinda never really had none to begin with. I guess christian or some shit idk i can already tell I'm very screwed aren't I.
No.375806
Anonymous
Image:178666815604.jpg(188kB, 1200x805)bend.jpg
>>375801
Exactly what I had in mind
No.375807
Anonymous
Replies:>>375810
Image:178666828695.png(1.64MB, 2612x1428)Screenshot 2026-08-13 194426.png
>>375799
Drones can do it
>inb4 your dronewife gives you uppies
>with no leverage
>two broken legs and a hospital stay later you've both learned important things about "blood flow" and "proportionate strength" that leave you more than a little embarrassed by your industrial equipment
>no the positive side: learning about your *actual* strength difference has given the wife some very, very interesting ideas for the bedroom...
No.375808
Anonymous
>>375796
You'll be fine, church attendance with the RO is what, 5%? You can be 'devout' and not know anything about the religion.
All an "Orthodox-style wedding" means is that you're getting married in a church with a stained-glass Stalin in it.

If all else fails, clarify that you're Greek Orthodox.
No.375809
Anonymous
Image:178666847403.png(10kB, 600x600)anon and alice (original character and 1 more) drawn by vicious_fiend - 0545306d30cf43caf090652bbba64f0b.png
>>375800
>itt anon gets both(restored backup from CFL servers)
>marries both
>wedding night is the stuff of legend
No.375810
Anonymous
Image:178666856533.jpg(328kB, 1000x1500)7766529403561198.jpg
>>375807
Drones love humans because to them, we are like warm squishy soft body pillows in stark contrast to their cold hard metal bodies.
No.375811
Anonymous
Image:178666862137.png(293kB, 1080x674)Gay ass bitches and their pet rock.png
God damn it jane
No.375812
Anonymous
>>375810
And we can effortlessly give them uppies and princess carries.
No.375813
Anonymous
Replies:>>375814
Image:178666887947.jpg(501kB, 2817x3804)cyn and cynwalker (murder drones) drawn by grimahlnik - b47a25789586a45369b98c06f5060e7b.jpg
>>375810
>Cyn made herself into this
>Cyn hypersexualized (in-universe) the DDs
>Cyn instantly takes the time to interact with and molest all the drones she kills, especially their cores(vs humans who are almost always instant and at range)

my gosh, has Cyn been in dronelust (instead of humanlust) this whole time...
No.375814
Anonymous
>>375813
The AS has a greater affinity for drones than for humans. Their microsingularity-powered CPUs are attuned to its domain.
No.375815
Anonymous
Replies:>>375817
Image:178666921255.png(2.37MB, 2593x1445)Screenshot 2026-08-13 195947.png
>>375797
Yes, but when the drones fail at humor it just makes them cuter.
No.375816
Anonymous
Replies:>>375819
Image:178666945735.png(201kB, 1254x1254)Untitled438_20260814020353.png
No.375817
Anonymous
Replies:>>375820
>>375815
Anyone else have the impression picrel was Lizzy realizing she genuinely forgot about Doll's parents and trying to look like she meant to do that rather than admit she forgot?
No.375818
Anonymous
Replies:>>375822
>>375811
>Fem!John has the fatter ass
Good thing Jane is too distracted to care
No.375819
Anonymous
>>375816
Italians be like: that's cute.
No.375820
Anonymous
Replies:>>375824
>>375817
That's because she was thinking of her girlfriend V desu!
No.375821
Anonymous
>>375811
The Babes!
No.375822
Anonymous
>>375818
jane will always be a sexy stick
No.375823
Anonymous
>>375811
Stop forcing this NAD garbage
No.375824
Anonymous
Replies:>>375835
>>375820
She didn't even know V at that time though
No.375825
Anonymous
Image:178667016912.png(134kB, 1011x1046)173749069727.png
>>375823
>Stop forcing this NAD garbage
No.375826
Anonymous
Replies:>>375827
No.375827
Anonymous
Replies:>>375829
>>375826
Sharteen forcing his lingo.
No.375828
Anonymous
you'd think the real pillar is long gone and that mutie posters are the one obsessed with him but I don't knoooooow
No.375829
Anonymous
>>375827
>N-New?! Must be from the shitty!
even though their new admin is close to shutting it down for realsies
No.375830
Anonymous
Ngl lesbo stuff is pretty boring imo.
>>375811
Especially this.
No.375831
Anonymous
>Sharty mad and samefagging
Common but still funny
No.375832
Anonymous
Image:178667107183.png(155kB, 354x541)the horror.png
>She's broken the mind of h̶u̶n̶d̶r̶e̶d̶s̶ ̶
>t̶h̶o̶u̶s̶a̶n̶d̶s̶ ̶
>m̶i̶l̶l̶i̶o̶n̶s̶
>Billions
how does she do it
No.375833
Anonymous
Image:178667116938.png(262kB, 556x455)1757349594097301.png
>>375832
By being an appeal to the lowest common denominator.
No.375834
Anonymous
>>375832
By being boosted thanks to discord GCs.
No.375835
Anonymous
Image:178667173092.jpg(85kB, 2048x1393)lizzy (murder drones) drawn by unknown_artist - be83edf2298fe0dcb5037918d9b2023e.jpg
>>375824
>"at that time"
>literally the episode between 1 and 3
>the ONLY time in the series where she would be able to befriend V

If you're going to push Yuritardation at least do it right
No.375836
Anonymous
Image:178667201775.jpg(124kB, 871x1042)Screenshot_20260813_204651_Chrome.jpg
>>375832
Treachery
No.375837
Anonymous
Replies:>>375944
>>375832
>be me, median MD Anon
>me see hu-man wo-man
>ME WANT FUCK WO-MAN! MAKE LITTLE ANONS!
No.375838
Anonymous
>>375700
YES MORE DOLL TITS
No.375839
Anonymous
Image:178667353132.jpg(258kB, 1200x1486)alice and beau (murder drones) drawn by aidacamelia - 467308cfd90aea3314974add312ddbc8.jpg
>>375800
>Tard

Alice was anything but stupid
>survived the labs
>survived the collapse
>constructed Beau from scratch
>constructed an entirely new drone design (Beau's chassis) from scratch
>self-upgraded(exclusive to her and Cyn)
>killed more DDs personally than Uzi did throughout the entire series(without powers even, showing she's substantially more capable than Yeva and Nori combined)
>took down the entire main cast
>only beaten by Robosatan's direct intervention(twice)

Say what else you will of her but Alice was unquestionably one of the most intelligent and capable drones in the series. Only Khan rivals her, but he hyperspecializes in running a hyperfunctional dictatorship + mechanical skill vs Alice's all-around intellectual superiority.
No.375840
Anonymous
Image:178667353838.jpg(84kB, 923x1200)f6662bc8d1babab59ac66766e03fe7a0.jpeg
>>375682
Imagine how droopy...
No.375841
Anonymous
has jordan really let pillar mindrape him so bad that he believes he is the one agitating him here on plus?
>>375832
one shill
No.375842
Anonymous
Choose a movie/vidya

All of the characters except one are replaced by drones.

Describe it.
No.375843
Anonymous
>>375839
She's a tard in demeanor not wit
No.375844
Anonymous
>>375842
The 100 Drones Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You
No.375845
Anonymous
Replies:>>375855
>>375839
Most of the cast are incompetent, Khan, Alice post collapse, MD N and the Solver itself are the only ones with a successfull record. Uzi changes thing too but has plot armor and the average Worker inside the Bunker is worse off after 8 than before. MD V, J and Doll lost all of their onscreen fights.
Yeva was perhaps competent with taking down the Solver, but she dropped Nori's hand and jobbed against V so she belongs in both categories, like Uzi.
No.375846
Anonymous
>>375843
Agreed.
No.375847
Anonymous
Replies:>>375848
Image:178667399239.jpg(535kB, 2048x1467)alice (murder drones) drawn by lazydeer_(twitter) - 7ea67991a855b259b91d424106d659e9.jpg
>>375839
>better fighter than Nori
>better mother than Yeva
>better investigator than Detective Drone

Is Alice the perfect hag?
No.375848
Anonymous
>>375847
>better mother
No????
No.375849
Anonymous
Replies:>>375860
>After the end where Cyn wins.

>N: I'm bored. I wonder what I should play with next.

>Cyn: What about that doll you were so fond of? You did promise it you'd play with it again one day.

>N: Which one? I have tons of those!

>Cyn: The one from that time you thought you were an actual mortal because you wanted a challenge. Think it was called ‘Ohgee’ or something.

>N: Ooh... Yeah, I think I remember that one. Let me go check it out.

>Later...

>Uzi: N! There you are! Something scary happened! You were acting weird and when I called out to you you wouldn't respond and then everything just... Stopped.

>N: This is the doll I used to love so much? Man, I wonder what was so special about it. It acts just like the others.

>Uzi: N..? What are you talking about...?
No.375850
Anonymous
>>375843
You could just call her a gremlin.
No.375851
Anonymous
>>375848
Beau was a good boy and if that isn't a sign of good parenthood I don't know what is.
No.375852
Anonymous
Replies:>>375946
Bet you I can beat a drone in an arm wrestling contest.
>I bribed her with sex.
No.375853
Anonymous
>>375839
>>killed more DDs personally
She snatched their cores before the AS could trigger matter collection mode, the sentinels handled them.
No.375854
Anonymous
Replies:>>375859
>>375853
>Better murder robot manager than J.
No.375855
Anonymous
>>375845
>the average Worker inside the Bunker is worse off after 8 than before
It's safe to go outside again, but V occasionally murders someone when she wants to emphasize a trivial point. I think that's a big net gain.
No.375856
Anonymous
>>375775
You will never be loved (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) .ᐟ.ᐟ
No.375857
Anonymous
Image:178667528621.jpg(227kB, 1079x641)Screenshot_20260813_214118_Chrome.jpg
>>375848
>Doll: no care whatsoever for the Solverless/non-friends, consumed by self-destructive fury(that her parently likely never wanted), cruel even before her trauma, would rather make bargain with mass genociders(the "human" Tessa) actively trying to kill her(the pistol shot) than swallow her pride, dies alone and pointlessly, kills because she can(Uzi pre-prom), treacherous(same Uzi)

>Beau: holds no grudges, cares deeply for the lives of even those he barely knows, extremely self-sacrificial, extremely brave, survives a substantially harsher environment(the labs) with substantially less support(no bunker) without succumbing to cruelty, obedient and respectful to his parent(Doll is too but I include this for comparison against Uzi), dies ensuring "good folks" will live on through his sacrifice


Even looking at it from a purely objective perspective Beau is just a better contributor to society and the Solver's defeat than Doll. That Alice yelled at him more only shows whatever "gentle parenting" Yeva pulled wasn't working. I mean: can you really consider someone that hangs out with Lizzy well raised?
No.375858
Anonymous
Image:178667551740.jpg(201kB, 1078x610)Screenshot_20260813_214450_YouTube.jpg
>>375853
Not all. At least, if her two different traps(and her confidence in the second) are any indication
No.375859
Anonymous
Image:178667622592.jpg(182kB, 707x1005)serial designation j (murder drones) drawn by strawberryanon - a3c6e5cadfea550b6ec1caa47ccc651f.jpg
>>375854
A literal cricket could beat J in that department. Or a Sentinel. Hell, no less than 2 full on WDs(Uzi and Lizzy) managed that feat via completely different methods on both(two! she was literally managing two people!) of her squadmates.
No.375860
Anonymous
Image:178667698573.jpg(344kB, 1536x2048)serial designation n and cyn (original character and 1 more) drawn by unknown_artist - 2b5c3f22664557ffbeafcb9a74a94be2.jpg
>>375849
>Cyn won
>not by eating the universe mind you: she just body hopped into N's CPU
>sure she's powerless
>sure she's isolated
>sure she's bereft, locked away from any food and toys save him for all eternity in a dog-shaped prison
>but she still won
>watching Uzi, V, and even occasionally J mourn his loss as she takes and breaks and plays with his mind as she pleases, as she hollows him in their eyes into a confused, shattered shell of the drone they once cared about, is victory enough
>having big brother for herself alone just makes it all the sweeter...
No.375861
Anonymous
Video:178667707262.webm(2.89MB / 0:00:06 / vp8, 1280x720)wtf man.webm
>according to some fanon takes, including Blu's, Lizzy and Thad are both the teacher's kids
>the teacher is completely dead inside, his only identifiable emotions being resigned frustration and inappropriately mild indignation
>Lizzy growing up under his roof resulted in an outgoing people person whose classmates mostly like her... who's also a monsterfucker turned on by murderous paranormal cannibals who can and do effortlessly kill people and can kill her just as effortlessly (in all likelihood BECAUSE they can kill her just as effortlessly, being in mortal danger is a turn-on for Lizzy), is probably not eating bugs Renfield style only because she knows she wouldn't get anything out of it, reacts to finding out her bestie is a vampire who murdered five of their classmates by using their friendship to talk her into trying to bump off a sixth, and thought she could play games and have both her bestie and her bestie's parents' murderer (who had previously spent twenty years hunting her and hers like a 30 Days of Night vampire) until reality smacked her in the face with a death she didn't want and is now so guilty over she's taking her bestie's corpse to and from school
>Thad growing up under his roof resulted in a good boy who likes almost everyone (even the antisocial autistic goblin) (but not FUCKING Rachel) and everyone likes him back (even the antisocial autistic goblin) (but presumably not FUCKING Rachel), who's selfless and brave enough to engage the vastly more powerful predators hunting the tiny friendbots whenever they come knocking, even the gigantic Nth dimensional centipede monster (who still wanted to be his friend enough that it was sour grapes over not getting an invite to a party from him)
No.375862
Anonymous
>>375861
The comic debunked her taking Doll's corpse everywhere tho
No.375863
Anonymous
Image:178667741507.jpg(415kB, 1680x1050)lizzy and thad (murder drones) - 0aab68e6b5fd19bf91641859980371b9.jpg
>>375861
Kek

>the only thing both inherited was his chill
No.375864
Anonymous
Image:178667756840.jpg(38kB, 585x540)GV0IuvSXIAAt-rP.jpg
>>375862
The comic does a lot of things.
>>375863
Lizzy also got his inappropriate underreaction to mortal danger.
No.375865
Anonymous
Image:178667768879.jpg(1.49MB, 4036x4096)fc77994b63dceec823ad398b61a2bb14.jpg
>>375863
What does V do when she finds these two shrunken friendbots?
No.375866
Anonymous
Replies:>>375872
Image:178667778249.png(648kB, 1485x818)sparkiecious.png
>>375865
Fuck him.
No.375867
Anonymous
Replies:>>375869
Image:178667783065.jpg(1.58MB, 3816x5868)IMG_2805.jpeg
>>375862
yeah I wouldn't take the comic as gospel, especially since Liam had no involvement whatsoever
No.375868
Anonymous
Image:178667790004.jpg(27kB, 400x400)1699118436370.jpg
>>375865
Are they Lizzy and Thad after getting shrunk, or are they perfect copies of Lizzy and Thad who got shrunk down after being perfectly copied?
No.375869
Anonymous
>>375867
Random J still makes me think of the "Somewhere else." page of Invincible.
No.375870
Anonymous
Replies:>>375871
Image:178667802283.jpg(1,023kB, 1080x2111)Screenshot_20260813_222633_Chrome.jpg
>>375862
>acting like the comic is canon

I presume you also support N shattering the bunker doors? And Yeva speaking english? And the polytardation the artist tried to sneak in like the complete faggot she is?
No.375871
Anonymous
Replies:>>375876
>>375870
At least the comic gave us Absolute Mitchell and muscle mommy Dr. Ridley.
No.375872
Anonymous
Replies:>>375873
>>375866
>V using her friends as toys as she's railed by Sparky
Hot.
No.375873
Anonymous
Replies:>>375877
>>375872
I knew V's a mindbroken rape victim, but holy shit.
No.375874
Anonymous
Replies:>>375875
>>375744
>>375811
> fem John
> a genderbend of a genderbend of Jane
> both bigger ass and tits than Jane
kek
No.375875
Anonymous
Replies:>>375882
>>375874
Jane is the genderbend.
No.375876
Anonymous
>>375871
these are what I accept as overwriting the original canon
Liam was simply mistaken
No.375877
Anonymous
>>375873
Blame SentinelDust!
No.375878
Anonymous
Replies:>>375880
>>375861
>AU where Lizzy is the pure of heart child and Thad is the horrorcore-brained gooner child
No.375879
Anonymous
THIS ANON FUCKS BROWN DRONES!
No.375880
Anonymous
Image:178667985893.jpg(311kB, 1080x837)Screenshot_20260813_225546_Chrome.jpg
>>375878
>they have the same friendships as canon
>all of them
>cue a horrified Lizzy desperately seeking anyone or thing to help slow or stop her friend's descent into slaughter(i.e. V) while a much crueler Thad delights in pushing his pet school shooter into deeper and deeper mania (suprisingly) despite the best efforts of the sky demon she befriended
>but hey: at least Uzi got her love triangle!
>now lets see if she'll survive it
>and more importantly, if anyone else survives as she degrades into something foul...
No.375881
Anonymous
No.375882
Anonymous
Replies:>>375883
>>375875
You can probably count on one hand how many people actually remember John's the original these days. His old origin pic still gets me.
No.375883
Anonymous
Replies:>>375885
>>375882
Muties have... larpers?
No.375884
Anonymous
>>375879
A little rust never hurt anyone.
...
The fuck is tetanus?
No.375885
Anonymous
Image:178668066971.gif(2.12MB, 498x281)eye roll.gif
>>375883
No.375886
Anonymous
>>375880
I feel like Uzi and Thad would have become a couple before the start of episode 1, in this timeline. Shit gets changed up something else by Uzi being part of the popular kids' circle (by virtue of one of the most popular kids loving the kind of woman that will actually just kill him). Among other things different, Lizzy and Thad collaborating (maybe along with Uzi?) on trying to get N and V back together.
No.375887
Anonymous
Replies:>>375890
Image:178668075631.png(321kB, 809x510)3F72BB0F-BED3-4FB4-9D89-8915EAA326AC.png
She just wants him to chimp out so she has an excuse to get all the humans deported from Outpost 3.
No.375888
Anonymous
>>375842
Street Drone.

Dan remains the same, while everyone is a jacked up DD.
No.375889
Anonymous
Grock why is robot lady sexy?
No.375890
Anonymous
Replies:>>375892
>>375887
When I saw the thumbnail I initially thought that was the Nostalgia Critic on the right
No.375891
Anonymous
>>375889
Because make pennis expation
No.375892
Anonymous
>>375890
>A Disassembly Credit Card?
>A DISASSEMBLY CREDIT CARD!?
No.375893
Anonymous
Replies:>>375897
>>375889
>A worker drone quickly attaches a name tag with "frock" hastily written on it
>Infinite human sexo glitch discovered, the humans do whatever the drone tells them to
No.375894
Anonymous
Replies:>>375901
I asked gork why drones are hot and he stomped me
No.375895
Anonymous
Image:178668210507.png(155kB, 701x480)173476562638.png
>this is the drone calling you city slicker
No.375896
Anonymous
Lots of Sharteens joining the booru.
No.375897
Anonymous
Replies:>>375898
>>375893
>Auto correct
This is how I pay for phone posting
No.375898
Anonymous
Replies:>>375903
>>375897
Itoddlering*
No.375899
Anonymous
>>375879
the anon making the post?
also i've never seen a brown drone before
No.375900
Anonymous
>>375767
killed my boner
No.375901
Anonymous
Replies:>>375902
>>375894
try asking mork next
No.375902
Anonymous
Replies:>>375905
>>375901
He headbutted me
No.375903
Anonymous
>>375898
Bro I have a fucking ching chong phone I'm not spending 1k usd for the same hardware but with a logo that says I'm homosexual and more annoying spyware
No.375904
Anonymous
>>375896
What the fuck are you talking about?
No.375905
Anonymous
>>375902
I know that was going to happen
You knew that was going to happen
And you did it anyway
Fully deserved
No.375906
Anonymous
Replies:>>375907
>>375896
How do you know?
No.375907
Anonymous
>>375906
perhaps someone is advertising the booru on the sharty. who would possibly do such a thing?
No.375908
Anonymous
Replies:>>375918
Image:178669064994.png(49kB, 800x800)AntiSmokeBrigade.png
No.375909
Anonymous
Image:178669105773.png(26kB, 1484x1048)PocketORB.png
this is how I make all my OC btw
No.375910
Anonymous
>>375909
evil wizard
you will burn on the stake
No.375911
Anonymous
>>375909
What kind of goat girl are we talking about here:
Baphomet goat girl , Black Phillip goat girl, Nightreign Libra goat girl, Shub Niggurath goat girl?
No.375912
Anonymous
>>375911
Cultist Goat Girl with aesthetics like that one Night reign boss obv, mixed with Nun aesthetics
No.375913
Anonymous
Replies:>>375914
>>375909
SLAVE, STOP WITH YOUR PETTY WIZARDRY AND PRODUCE ME ANOTHER PICTURE OF FODERRI BEFORE I WHIP THIS OCCULT NONSENSE OUT OF YOU
No.375914
Anonymous
>>375913
upgrade to whip 2
No.375915
Anonymous
Image:178669518683.jpg(87kB, 732x549)Spoiler image
What if a drone was infected with a virus and that virus became the dominant personality and that virus was Megabyte or Hexadecimal?
No.375916
Anonymous
>>375909
L as goat...
No.375917
Anonymous
Replies:>>375922
>>375909
>>375911
Reward of did it first: >>266845
No.375918
Anonymous
No.375919
Anonymous
Image:178669645226.jpg(394kB, 1405x1660)IMG_5554.jpeg
No.375920
Anonymous
>>375744
Boy, fulfill it
No.375921
Anonymous
>>375919
>5+ save on a d6
No.375922
Anonymous
>>375917
Steaks… le unoriginal?…
No.375924
Anonymous
>>375880
>Come to think of it, where was Thad during the camp trip?
No.375925
Anonymous
Replies:>>375932
>>375909
you should make something out of dust since he’s so jealous of you
No.375926
Anonymous
Replies:>>375927
>>375880
Can we get Evil Thalia?
No.375927
Anonymous
>>375880
>>375926
Forgot to add : BED BREAKING SEX WITH THE LIZZY EMILY HYBRID, THE POSE IS SEXOOOOOO
No.375928
Anonymous
>it’s a schizo episode
No.375929
Anonymous
Replies:>>375930
>Uzi blowing N's head off with her sick as hell railgun!
>N's head regrows and he doesn't come back retarded!
>Uzi gets shreded to pieces!
>N feasts on her and her warm, sweet oil!
>Uzi regenerates!
>N kills her again!
>J and V show up to find N repeatedly killing a perpetually regenerating Uzi!
>Uzi becomes an unlimited food source for them!
>[Giggle.] [This is fun for her.]
No.375930
Anonymous
>>375929
Embed crow better material meme
No.375931
Anonymous
anyone have that two panel comic of Cyn given a balloon and she floats away?
No.375932
Anonymous
Image:178670933626.jpg(20kB, 300x294)vensive.png
>>375925
I did?
No.375933
Anonymous
>>375723
Holy kek.
No.375934
Anonymous
>>375744
We all understand Tosa.
No.375935
Anonymous
No.375936
Anonymous
No.375937
Anonymous
>>375775
Holy kek.
No.375938
Anonymous
Image:178671097144.jpg(90kB, 662x1024)1768045411431.jpg
>>375780
No, anon, don't, don't fall for this trick! It's a scam, this thing wants to trap you and make you a father!
No.375939
Anonymous
Image:178671105713.jpg(46kB, 303x480)1768045888447.jpg
>>375796
Accept the true faith, anon.
No.375940
Anonymous
>>375811
She doesn't deserve this!
No.375941
Anonymous
>>375723
I should steal this guy's stuff and make them into voice acted videos which will get me a cult following
No.375942
Anonymous
>>375832
She is wife.
No.375943
Anonymous
New thread?
No.375944
Anonymous
>>375837
Lord commanded us to multiply, we are fulfilling His will!
No.375945
Anonymous
>>375832
astroturfed tha's why
No.375946
Anonymous
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>>375852
Good luck, boy.
No.375948
Anonymous
>>375909
Dark art!
No.375950
Anonymous
>>375909
get the good content orb next
No.375951
Anonymous
>>375919
>You think you'll get a cool set of armor to fight robot demons and meat monsters
>Sorry, buddy, but there aren't enough uniforms for everyone, so here's a Kalashnikov and a cross
>Good luck