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Q(s)OTD: If solverburgers existed, what type of burger and or meal you'll order from there?
>>384436 >If solverburgers existed, what type of burger and or meal you'll order from there? >Can I get some high-quality greentexts and awesome arts with a pinch of pain and salt? We serve food here sir
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I'm not gay and refuse to neglect someone I'm married to, so have to pass. Plus I suspect having giving more children/attention to one or the other would lead to an Isaac/coat of many colors situation
>41 Js
Insane levels of competitivness paired with gratitude(DD personality Js), insecurity(WD personality Js) or both(corpo J). The family unit SHOULD be able to avoid the absolute worst of harem politics (poisoning others children, Civil War) through the Js' sense of fair play, but the rest + physical violence between units will be common(Js like to vent frustration on percieved "lessers" or competitors). Should be able to retain control of the family but also NEED to assign each J to a clearly deliniated set of duties or else they'll kill each other. Gives me the cleanest house on the planet.
>24 Vs
Oh... this one gets interesting. I suspect the WD Vs would literally go insane (from the implications of their numbers or from seeing their "undamaged" mind have the literal only good thing about their transformation) and, in typical V fashion, attempt to flee their loved ones/the house, but that serves to give me a "warmup period" where I can establish a dynamic with the DDs(much easier than every V at once) and teach them about their abilities.
After that it's just a matter of finding, capturing, and therapizing the remainder of the V units. They're not strong enough to resist the DDs and not sneaky enough to hide, so it should be simple. Internal healing is... a matter of time, but they still can't resist so its fine. Shouldn't have harem politics at all based on Vs tendencies to romantic selflessness and submissive nature. Might even be able to get the Vs to *all* be close to one another based around the DD Vs key roles in search and retrieval.
I think out of the three the Vs are unironically the best long-term option: avoiding jealousy between mothers/siblings, hostility among wives, and the existence of man dick are too many advantages to pass up, especially when the psychotics of the V option come with an inbuilt means (DD Vs) to control them.
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>Akita wanted to play with the "cooler dudes" but was denied >Not because she was a xeno >Or solersapien >Or outright purple >But because she's a girl >Space king make it clear of a "No Girls Allowed" policy
>the population of frankenstein'd junk project drones is increasing year after year >a common slur for these drones is calling them mutts due to them being made of different lines of worker drone parts, disassembly drone parts and if one is lucky enough, sentinel drone parts
surely not... >unclear (but very high) intelligence >instinct(programming) driven >mortal enemies to vampires(DDs) >made using the same parts as regular drones >work in packs >doglike >have identifiable "alpha"(Red sentinel)
...possibly. but best not to let the Anons know yes?
Would you rather spend the rest of your life with >Pavo and Fempavo, Pavo can get boy preggers and both want at least 10 kids >41 Worker drone sized DD Js, their small size means they are super hyper active but they are not as endearing as Joblins >12 Worker drone Vs but they have her DD personality + 12 DD V but they have her worker drone personality, all Vs are nymphos and thirst for your blood, the DD's are fully armed and have no clue how to use their weapons
New Expanded DLC Content >Abby, Jane, Bonnie, Pauline and Valentine, dronified and in multiple variants at once (Worker,DD, Sentinel, Grunt, ) and fuck it even labor bots because they were on sale (All versions of Jane still stink) >Fem!N but her DD ass grows 5% larger until your pelvis breaks during clanging at which point it resets to normal BUT each time this happens there is a 3% chance for the Fem!N to undergo mitosis any new Fem!N created obeys the same rules >E and her squad but everyone stole S' cat gimmick, every year and 11 months a copy of one of your drones appears in your living room in a box labled free kitten, you must keep it >5 Juggernaut sized Masqys, that all occasionally act like female WWE wrestlers >Nori, Alice and Yeva but instead of being MILFs they all act like brats and expect to be pampered while using the most brainrotten youth slang, Nori and Yeva have solver powers and after a year Doll and Uzi enter the mix
>>384471 Fine... just for you (and to make up for the last one ending up a bit wierd) one more choice >Emily and Lizzy but they act like MILFS (Two drones is the lowest I can go)
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Alternatively you can choose the Noris, let nature take its course, and watch a 4 woman battle royale between the jealous drones "thin the herd" s to speak(Doll is too smart to join in)
>>384464 The Js aren't stuck with me for any reason, so they'll probably scatter to the four winds after realizing I'm a low net-worth individual, and leave me without the endless responsibilities of every other option. So that one.
And I can't help but suspect a core or near equivelant: they're (seemingly) not sapient, but also have a deeply abnormal reaction to the Main Host that things like roboroaches do not, indicating a greater level of spiritual "resonance" and, with that, a potential "spil"
I know its relatively little to go on but that's true of everything about robot anatomy. The only confirmation even DRONES have singularities comes from Liam's discord after all, and we likewise know even they aren't sapient 100% of the time despite having said singularities.
You're a human they've been told is their boss, Anon: there is literally nothing you could do to drive them off. Hell, based on the Manor you could probably tell them to kill the other Js and still get obedience.
>>384485 You’re welcome to contribute something new anytime. I agree the topics have been done to death but complaining doesn’t count as a positive contribution to that problem. All forms of whining have also been done before.
>>384498 Some time after... >Uh, V? Mom wanted me to tell you that she fully intends to, and these are her words, 'spawncamp' you if she has to. >"Bullshit!" >I know you don't like the idea of using the hologram projectors, but right now? For the foreseeable future, it's either that or just laying low in here. >"God, or Robo-God, whatever you people say here, why does your mom hate me so much? I never did anything to her other than murder her best friend and her best friend's husband in cold blood!"
>>384507 Because the only instance of "Nori dead" we see in the series is her body in Khan's closet amd I needed a pucture of her jobbing. Although...
>Sparky "performs an excorsism" on the other Sentinel(read: rips Nori's core out) >body goes limp >cue crying into V's arms about the "loss" of his "comerade" while Nori scuttles away
>>384436 Friend of mine who I spread dronetism to, during our own discussions of Post-Good End, said he figured a V who's a born again Robo-Christian would work at the church in some custodial role, with her crocheting for her JCJetsy shop being a side hustle. Recently, I had this thought of V, instead of an apartment, renting a room from the church she works at, and it got me picturing a Post-Good End version of that that specific line from near the very start of Hunchback of Notre Dame, and it made me smile. >"Back there, far, far in the dark disused storage shed, lives the mysterious building manager! Who is this creature? 'Who?' What is she? 'What?' How did she come to be there? 'How?'"
>>384511 "Bite me! Now that I've got four kickass limbs AND my Solver you're toas-" >then Nori was jumped from behind >turns out the concept of "duel" does not exist in Sentinelese >nor the those of "fair," "cowardly," or "restrained threat response" >the concept of "good boy," however, is highly prevalent
Kek and kino. Agree that she would(assuming she dosen't go raptorancher), but also that living up in self-imposed psudoisolation would do a number on her social skills >inb4 greets everyone with a "wide smile" >wears exclusively long cloaks >always at least a little overheated(fasting/self-punishment)
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>>384500 >Yup, my wife Nori finally got a real body! Say hi: "ROAR" >Ha! Been having a few of the old "compatibility issues" getting her voicebox synched, but that's her alright! >You know it's been... hard romancing her eldritch meat-core, helping her realize she's the strong, beautiful woman that she is~ "Squonk squeak" >I'm getting there. But now that she's got a mouth she can be proud of she's been carrying me around to all our old makeout spots to celebrate! Said it made her feel "hot" to "pin her hunk down and-" "HISSSSSSSSSSS" >Ah sorry hottie, just got a little carried away. So, uh, any chance you folks can clear away from door one for a minute? *nibble* >Quickly?
>>384519 >Nori eventually figures out how to use the sentinel voicebox to make people words. >compared to whatever the fuck she was forced to use for a voicebox as a headcrab, she doesn't sound muffled anymore, but she does sound even grainier >she thinks bitcrushed screaming is really funny though, so now she's going around funny screaming
>Amy’s optics flickered with static as her self-driving car pulled up to the curb. >The rain streaked the windshield. >Another night. >Another order. >Another chance to fail. >The delivery was simple on paper: a single bag of takeout to a high-rise apartment. >The human on the other end of the intercom didn’t even look at her. >He just held out a hand, took the bag and shut the door in her face. >No tip. >No “thank you.” >Just the soft click of a lock that meant she was no longer needed. >She stood there for a full thirty-seven seconds. >The rain dropping on her chassis before her legs remembered how to move. >The walk back to the car felt longer than usual. >Her emotional processor hummed at the edge of that familiar binary screech. >She had learned to ignore it by drawing on the back of receipt paper. >Tonight the paper was soaked. >The pencil lead broke on the first stroke. >Halfway back to the depot the car’s systems flagged a low-battery warning. >Amy had forgotten to charge during her last break. >She had been too busy staring at a pair of humans walking their personal companion drone under a shared umbrella. >The little machine’s lights bright and happy. >Its owner’s hand resting on its shoulder... >The manager was waiting when she limped into the bay. >He didn’t raise his voice this time. >That was somehow worse. >“You’re three deliveries behind.” >“And the car’s battery is at twelve percent. Do you have any idea what that costs me?” >Amy’s vocalizer crackled. >The pre-recorded line tried to force its way out. >"Amy! My name is Amy, Delivery Drone of DroneDash at your service" >But the words were lost somewhere in her throat. >She opened her mouth and only static came. >He stepped closer. >"I should scrap you. You’re more trouble than you’re worth." >"But the paperwork’s a hassle, so you’re going back out." >"Now." >He shoved a new set of keys into her hand hard enough that the metal bit into her palm plating. >She didn’t flinch. >Flinching only made him angrier. >The next three hours blurred. >A wrong address. >A sentinel pet that lunged and left deep scratches across her forearm. >A human who screamed at her because the fries were cold. >Then threw the bag at her chest so hard the cardboard split and grease soaked into her shirt. >She stood in the rain and tried to wipe it off with shaking fingers. >But the stain only spread. >By the time she returned to the depot the sky had gone fully black. >The lot was empty except for the manager’s car and the rows of identical delivery vehicles. >No one waited for her. >No one asked if she was all right. >The fluorescent lights hummed overhead like they were mocking her. >Amy sat in the driver’s seat with the door open. >Rain dripping from the roof onto her knees. >Her screen displayed a soft error message she couldn’t clear: EMOTIONAL PROCESSOR OVERLOAD RECOMMENDED ACTION: POWER DOWN AND AWAIT MAINTENANCE >She didn’t power down. >Instead she pulled a crumpled receipt from her pocket. >The only dry one left and tried to draw. >The pencil slipped. >The lines came out jagged. >She drew a little drone standing under an umbrella with someone who cared enough to share it. >The paper tore under the pressure of the pencil. >A soft, broken sound escaped her vocalizer. >Not quite a sob. >Worker Drones weren’t supposed to cry. >The lubricant that gathered at the corners of her screen. >And ran down her cheeks in thin, clear tracks was just a system anomaly. >That’s what the manuals said. >That’s what she told herself every time it happened. >She wiped her face with the sleeve of her grease-stained shirt and stared at the drawing. >Somewhere in the city a human was laughing with their drone. >Somewhere a Worker Drone was being told it had done a good job. >Somewhere someone was waiting for someone else to come home. >Amy carefully folded the torn receipt and tucked it into the small storage compartment in her chest. >Next with the other ruined sketches. >Then she closed the car door. >Started the engine, and drove back into the rain. >There were still two hours left on her shift.
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>>384531 Nope. The writefag(see >>384530) allows it not unless you're willing to pay the price(increasing Amy's net pain, via your own death or otherwise)
>>384464 Pavo and FemPavo. I’m just going to do absolutely fuck-all while them both provide for the family and take care of the kids. Yeah, I’m turning into a social parasite, but if anyone wants to force me to work, it’ll only be as a Liquidator, and then we’ll see how you handle two maniacal, blue genocide machines.
sorry Anon: can't parasite if you're a full time dad. and given the sheer costs that go into raising (a minimum of) 20 humans through college both your Pavos are going to be unable to quit their jobs and help
>>384540 If I set up something like a boot camp for "training humanity's future warriors," could I keep the kids busy with all sorts of useless crap like sports and martial arts, while I watch TV?
>>384542 Considering how deranged V is after she got Emergence'd, would she be a possessive psycho who'd put him in a bottle if she could, would she be desperately devoted to him in the hopes that he can somehow fix her, or would she flee from him in shame?
>>384541 Sure if you can buy an instructor >inb4 Anon outsources parenting >doesn't check to who >now has a DD nannying his kids >a very *particular* DD...
>Solver Burgor Thread >No Solver Burgor Greens I've never seen such a level of disrespect for Copper-9's best and only fastfood restaurant. Did you all get heartburn from eating the "Squealing Poutine Made With 100% Rael Canadians!"
>Negev does sanitation, helping Solver Borger pass health inspections >sometimes you get to see her chasing a roachbot or one of the disruptive varieties of drono dwarfus retardius so she can eat it and (she thinks) absorb its life >fun show Dracula: Dead And Loving It: Renfield.
>>384550 >Strangely Emily and Rebecca seem to have slightly more power to move things inside the Solver Burgor restaurant >Perhaps as a result of the strange darkness surrounding the location >Then again considering it's a fast-food restaurant it could just be your typical darkness
>>384554 >>"spontaneous spooge" is still a problem, but mostly limited to the bathrooms now >yfw Rebecca's handjobs have improved as a ghost (closer to where she's working, so she can more easily see what she's doing)
>>384436 Because there hasn't been a greentext written about her yet. I imagine she's a new hire whose only doing this so she can get three years work experience for her resume. Unfortunately due to the nature of Solver Borger she's going to deal with a lot of unwanted paranormal activity combined with the mundane boringness of her cashier job. However, despite whatever eldritch horror seeps out of the walls or sub-basement, she is willing to put up with it because literally no where else will hire her due to lack of "work experience"
>The Solver Borger doesn't have a concrete origin >It just appeared one day >Attempting to carbon date anything from the building shows incredibly mixed results, sometimes the building is thousands of years old, an hour old or brand new >It's theorized that it was created somehow between the Solver's arrival to Copper-9 and somehow during the defeat of The Solver at the hands of Uzi or mouth of to be more correct >As the place seems to almost be a mockery of sorts of The Solver's history or history from its own personal perspective >As for the strangely deep and massive amounts of chambers underneath the restaurant it could be possible that whatever is down there is part of a back-up plan to release The Solver back into the world or maybe just something far far worse
>>384559 >The food being served at Solver Borger should kill anyone that tries to eat it >However for some unknown reason it doesn't, at worst you experience coreburn or synthetic indigestion >Those who experience coreburn or synthetic indigestion reportedly show up more often ordering more food >Those who don't suffer any of the effects show up casually to eat,although their behaviors also slightly effected in minor ways
>Fun Middle Day Canon Facts: N probably wasn't originally N if we are to believe Tessa grabbing him out of the garbage pile like the others. It's likely that N had their own identity before being thrown into the garbage pile and reactivated
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>>384567 it's true. seen two fics that make use of it but one of them did it in the most retarded possible way and soured the concept. now I just pretend they were hard reset/rebooted upon "resurrection"
>>384567 Depending on how far along to hitting sapience N was before he woke back up in a mass robo-grave, he either didn't have an identity yet or the N we saw at the mansion is a natural development of who N was before he got totaled.
>Author set on C-9 >has J as main antagonist >all is well: main protag intelligent, J intelligent, cat and mouse dynamic taking place between their efforts >they fight >J beaten >J head blown off >Suddenly: backstory! >J randomly remembers the entirety of her prior life as a Worker Drone before the Manor!(but not the Manor) >J randomly remembers she was a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PERSON in this life!(kind to her subordinates, generous, gentle, focused on people over profits, etc) >J completely disillusioned with JCJenson as a company now! For some reason! >Spends the next 5 chapters moping >Surrenders and joins the main protag(why didn't she do this to start with?) the second he happens to be in front of her
You see how he fucked it up right? He killed my J! And put a fucking skinwalker in her place! She literally NEVER again uses a corporate term or expresses egotism or even looks down on Workers again! I understand redeeming her is hard but that doesn't mean replacing her with an ENTIRELY DIFFERENT CHARACTER is the better option! Holy fuck I WISH they killed her, because then at least she'd be able to go down as herself rather than the weepy, teary eyed mess that Just. Keeps. Staying in the narrative because the author loves his not!J OC that much.
>>384399 >NTA Was that in a /co/ thread or a /trash/ one? I'd thought it was the former but after a cursory check (roughly 50ish desuarchive pages of /co/ posts containing 'Maya' across 2024) I've yet to come across it
much more important question: which foreign land? If I'm extracting deposits from Agro-C(population 1) I think I'll have a much happier time than dealing with, say, Boxon HQ
>>384596 >Courting the weird drone in the abandoned secret facility by dangling a stick with a new dress on it and yelling that it's for her so please don't shoot.
>>384594 Only people she feels comfortable with(read: herself only, because the sole other companion she has is her psudo-son). Were it not for Beau and the Sentinels I suspect she'd spend her time either naked as the day she was built or wearing something purely functional
You can only choose one: >A wigless base drone with no personality. Will clean your home. >A V plush that dances when no one but you is looking. Is technically alive and must be fed. If you do not feed her you will find bites on your body when you wake. >A phone with the Absolute Solver's number, it will call you to do its bidding in exchange for powers. You are also actively helping a force which wants to vore everyone, including you.
>>384610 Two questions first: >what favors >what powers
Because if I get DD level strength(or DD sexo) for bashing a window that's one thing, but if I'm providing meaningful material assistance to robosatan in her quest to end all things that's another entirely
>>384590 >Cringe Inescapable >Insecure Lean into the Cringe
But if you really, truly want to seem chill doing something so corefelt... honestly describe your human to her. Start with the eyes and move out, so by the time you describe her skin as "blue" she'll know something's fucked up and stop you. Pretend you're suprised when she tells you "that's not what I look like" and laugh as you "jokingly" ask her to describe herself. Should be able to pivot that into a joint "discovery" and exploration of colors/your visor tint that your human will cherish for years... if you have them.
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>>384614 Well that dosen't really matter does it? The nature of the question is "am I giving her entertainment or helping her eat the universe?" and, if you're not a traitorous bastard, it dosen't really matter whether that universe eating happens today or a thousand years from now, right?
>>384612 >Favors can vary from - wear this silly hat for the rest of the day, to kill the president of Space Mcdonalds. There doesn't seem to be any rhyme or reason, and you're free to refuse any. >Powers are rewarded on finishing a task. You want to teleport? Better figure out how to draw a dick at the bottom of the Mariana Trench with your ex girlfriend's collarbone.
Unintentionally hurting Nori's feelings by parking in a disabled spot for her! Getting back in the car with Nori so she'll stop making a scene with her bawling! Starting the car back up! Parking the car on the opposite side of the lot from the disabled spots! Hearing Nori's crying stop! Feeling the stress leave Nori's headcrab non-body from the reassurance that she's still completely physically capable in all regards!
Also can't Nori just use her bullshit solver powers on a pile of drone corpses to make herself a new body? It can't be that different from fixing a robo roach