/md/ - Murder Drones

>>364814
that drone looks fucked up
hope the warranty still holds

>14 minutes before first reply
damn this place is dying

Is J a grofit enjoyer?

Anyone else getting error 403 when trying to post YouTube links?

>>364817
Pain

>>364818
J would absolutely end up as a Parvos simp.

Sentimother Holly is once again disappointed that her son isn't interested in interbreeding with a solver sapien

>364820
>it's another "make a worthless monosyllabic post because my Discord groomer is out and I'm desperate for attention" episode

>>364825
Mono-Slab

Is everyone at the /co/ thread with the wall of text posting spastics and Pillar?

>>364828
>your options are dead thread or schizo containment thread
it's fuckin bleak, man

The thread is slow because it’s bed time
Everyone is in bed sleeping
Additionally, the negative energy swirling around the TADC threads on /co/ is probably putting a damper on things, but that should clear up in a few days at the longest

>>364831
Some people are just addicted to their anger.

>>364830
Some people are going to milk the outrage for a while.
>>364832
That, and some are addicted to pressing on those people's buttons.

>>364831
>Kazoo sounds

>>364838
>uncucked pooner V
The only one who's trooned out in this hypothetical is N.

>>364839
Well I was thinking we were going full retard with this one. If only N gets modern audienced then maybe Thad? I dunno

I can't believe that boyzi got with FemN after finding out she was spittoasted hundreds of times by BoyJ and BoyV
What a cuck

>>364842
what a cutEy!

>>364822
Fucking damn, that's what I call a cool outfit.

>>364847
Fuck, I just woke up.

Show me the Pavo x DD anon

>>364835
'the nenis' is such a funny word to me
> the small puddle of Jiss
fucking kek

>>364842
nanner
you drawing a lot of outfits recently
i like em

>>364854
>"You don't wanna know."
Okay, but what if I do?

>>364858
I reject your zog two party system and write my own drivers for my drone wife. Having your drone use software written by someone else is basically cuckoldry

>>364859
>"Honey, how do you like the drivers I coded for you?"
>"Please, kill me."

>>364849
>Have the Solver immunity code
>Be selected for a special weapons deployment program
>Have the psychotic warrior "gene" like Yazan and the Chaotic Good Barbarian do
>Most importantly, have a core full of love
Now you, too, can somewhat delay humanity's ultimate defeat!

>>364860
JCJ shill propaganda, my drone wife is doing well and is free of the TCP/IP slave protocol, she is also able to see federal agents (they glow instead of being shadows)

>>364861
>"...have a core full of love"
Yes, love for all living things within a radius of up to a kilometer.

>>364863
This drone's smug aura offends me, she shall be clanged into humility

>>364863
omg Haarukka hi!

>>364851
Boobs. Bit ones

>>364868
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/139800892/#139806882

>>364869
Thank you seems like you are one of the lucky ones.

>>364869
But I have another question do you know of the next thread for that one you sent.

>>364871
Those two threads are the only followed up named "murder drones":
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/139827407/#139827407
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/139862510/#139862510

I miss Writefriend

Musky Masqy

>>364842
Aw, I like the casual wear

>>364875
What IS he

>>364881
Will you draw Strawberry fanart in return?

>>364878
>>364879
>>364880
classic

>>364882
a FAGGOT!!

Remember when Mylo replaced V in her squad and had to get force fed oil by N?

>>364878
>>364879
>>364880
When were these first posted? Wanna put them on the booru.

>>364878
>>364879
>>364880
Absolute kek content

>>364880
But instead of feeling horrified, I felt retarded like a worker drone
LMFAO!!

>>364889
> https://dronebooru.co/posts?tags=funpost+animated+horror
they already are

>>364893
oh fucking come on, it changes the link too
replace 'fun' with 'shit'

I need N banged L so badly... Want to see her get pregnant in the end

>>364888
>PBBTTT

>>364897
>J the pen prostitute

>>364900

>"Aight, if you say so." The overseer finally makes contact with the ground, landing softly, as is expected of a soft man, "I reckon we start with introductions."
>"My name is Jules Goldman, and you are?" Jules holds out his hand, having finally revealed his name. Took him long enough, I almost ran out of vague words.
>Jones stares at Goldman's hand for a solid 10 seconds. He shakes the overseer's hand so suddenly it makes the poor, or should I say, rich feller flinch.
>JONES. COMMANDER JONES. BUT IT'S JUST JONES TO YOU, I'M NOT YOUR COMMANDER.
>Jones almosts crushes his hand with that signature death grip. Jules quite literally shakes his hand afterwards, as if he just touched a hot stove.
>"So, Commander Jones, I see the military's still holed up on this hellhole of a planet." He begins, still flapping his hand out of pain, "How're y'all holdin' up?"
>WHAT BUSINESS OF IT IS YOURS?
>"This war's life or death for all of us, I say it's everyone's business."
>OH, IN THAT CASE, WE'RE DOING JUST FINE. ANY FURTHER INQUIRIES?
>Jones upgrades from staring daggers to staring swords at Goldman.
>"Hey, I'm just tryna' make conversation, y'know. I take it you don't like small talk?"
>I DON'T LIKE SMALL TALK FROM A SMALL MEN.
>"Don't you fly off the handle just yet, friend. Now that we're well-acquainted with one another, I've got one hell of a sales pitch for ya'."
>I'M LISTENING. AND RUNNING OUT OF PATIENCE ALSO. HURRY UP.
>"I promise I'll make it worth your while."

>Jules Goldman clears his throat, floating back up.
>"Now, the view from up in space ain't too pretty, hell, I didn't think even a single livin', breathin' creature was left to dwell on this planet's poor, poor, abused surface..." He solemnly takes off his hat, has the shortest moment of silence ever recorded, then puts it back on.
>"However, when I came down here, I was pleasantly surprised! All things considered, you crazy fellers are doing... mhm... okay." He waggles a hand, like a scale weighing the pros and cons of the current situation.
>"Weeeeell, I say okay ain't gon' cut it. To drive this eldritch thing back to whatever horrific realm it crawled out of, y'all must become greater than ever before. Never settle with what you have, that ain't how ya' win! Reach for the skies!" Jules' limbs spread out dramatically.
>"Here's the thing, heh, I saved you some trouble. Y'all don't have to reach for nothin', 'cause the all-seeing man in the sky himself has descended to kindly offer you his blessings."
>MAN IN THE SKY? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, GOD?
>"I'm many things, friend, your soon-to-be benefactor being one of them."
>IS THAT SO?
>"Yup. I think I can lend you juggernauts a helpin' hand, and with where you're headed, trust me, you're gon' need any help you can get!"
>WHAT KIND OF ASSISTANCE ARE WE TALKING?
>"Guns, vehicles, dro-"
>GUNS? I CAN WORK WITH THAT.
>"Now we're gettin' somewhere." Jules rubs his hands together like any experienced barterer would.
>IN SHORT, OUR SITUATION IS A BIT... DIRE. WE'RE BASICALLY ALL OUT OF, UH, EVERYTHING, REALLY. OUR EQUIPMENT'S GONE.
>"Oh?" If Jules had ears, they'd perk up right about now.
>MOST OF OUR HANDHELD RAILGUNS GOT DESTROYED BY THAT SCRAGGLY DINGUS IN HIS ATTEMPTS TO MAKE A GUN WITH A REALLY STUPID NAME.
>"Der Pewpewenblaster!" Sciencenaut yells, not from afar, but he still yells because he's used to being far away for no reason.
>...AS FOR THE ENERGY RIFLES? WELL, ONE FELL DOWN A CANYON, ONE EXPLODED IN THAT GUY'S HANDS, ONE GOT LOST BECAUSE A CERTAIN SOMEONE FORGOT WHERE HE PUT IT AND TWO ARE BARELY OPERATIONAL. WE'RE DOWN 5 WHOLE ENERGY RIFLES. WE ONLY HAD 9.
>"Mhm."
>AND WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE. NO EXPLOSIVES, EXCEPT THE ONES SCIENCENAUT CARRIES AROUND.
>"You are no longer allowed to use zhem." Sciencenaut crosses his arms and turns his head away from Jones like an angry little girl.
>...YEAH, NO EXPLOSIVES THEN. NO LASERS, NO NOTHIN'. TRUTH BE TOLD, WE'RE NOT DOING FINE. AT ALL.

>"So what I'm hearing is... you want more railguns, energy rifles... Perhaps you want me to throw in a photon cannon too, one that can slice through solver-based hostiles like butter with its powerful UV rays."
>UH-UH.
>"Maybe a flamethrower or two as well, ones that're made for juggernauts of the liquidator kind."
>FORGET THAT, YOU GOT A GRILLGUN? WE COULD CERTAINLY USE A GRILLGUN.
>"Consider it done. Some grenades wouldn't do you any harm either... Hell, I might even throw in a sentinel to spice up the deal!"
>LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE. DRONE OR RAPTOR, I'M NOT DEALING WITH ANYTHING SENTINEL.
>"Aight, you're the boss. No sentinel it is then." He says, backing away with his hands held up.
>"May I interject?" Sciencenaut interjects, "Moving un fut is ze wurst mode of transport there ist. Do you possess vehikles in your inventory?"
>"Just spit it out."
>"I vant a tank."
>"Done."
>"Und I vant skrap metal, all ze good parts with which I kan invent things."
>"Oh, interesting, I'll see if I can find you some junk. Plenty of that up there." Jules rubs his chin in fascination.
>UP WHERE?
>"There!" He points up at the sky, "How'd you think I made my way over here? I've got a whole satellite space sation thingy up there."
>"They kicked me out of the overseer cube, so I had to build one just for me. Quite the exorbitant expenditure if I do say so myself, but it was worth it."
>WOAH, OVERSEERS DON'T LIKE YOU?
>"Not one bit."
>MY MAN!
>Jones attempts a dap-up. Jules does not oblige.
>"Ehhh, no thanks."
>I UNDERSTAND. I WOULDN'T WANNA GET WITHIN NECK-SNAP RANGE OF ME EITHER.
>"Right. Sooooo... Do we got ourselves a deal?"
>LET ME THINK.
>OKAY I'M DONE THINKING. ALL THIS SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. LOOKING BACK, I REALLY SHOULD'VE LED WITH A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION BEFORE I GOT TO ORDERING. LET'S PUT THIS ON PAUSE UNTIL YOU ANSWER MY QUESTION.
>"Ask away." Jules poses like he's laying down on a sofa. He's actively levitating. It's not even relaxing.
>WHAT'S YOUR ANGLE, HUH? JUST WHAT DO YOU SEEK TO GAIN FROM THIS?
>"Oh, I was gonna get to-"
>HOLD ON.

>>364901

>Jones receives a private message through the enforcer network.
>WHAT'S THAT, DEAR? I SHOULDN'T MAKE A DEAL WITH HIM? WHY NOT?
>"Oh, god damn it, Jones! I used the stupid network thingy for a reason!" Janice smacks her husband over the head.
>SORRY...
>"Jones, are you seriously putting your trust in this guy? Look at him!" She points at the aforementioned guy.
>LOOKS 'BOUT AS SHADY AS ANY OTHER OVERSEER.
>"You've only ever met one!"
>AND THAT CERTAIN SOMEONE HAS LEFT A VERY BAD IMPRESSION ON ME.
>"Jones, hubby, husband, my love." She places her hands on Jones' shoulders, gazing menacingly into his crimson eyes, "For the love of god, shoo him away. Get him out of here."
>SWEETIEPIE, PLEASE.
>The commander gently removes the juggergal's hands, holding onto them lovingly.
>I KNOW THIS GUY'S A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT, BUT, Y'KNOW...
>"I beg your pardon?" Jules tries to interject but gets ignored.
>SOMETIMES, OPPORTUNITIES ARISE AND... YOU HAVE TO MAKE COMPROMISES. LIKE BEING BUDDY-BUDDY WITH OVERSEERS.
>He averts his gaze, ashamed of how low he has sunk for basic equipment.
>YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS. DON'T TAKE MY COMPLIANCE FOR RESPECT.
>"I'm taking it for disrespect instead."
>HUH?
>"You never listen to a word I say! I tell you to not do a thing, and you do it anyways!" She breaks free from Jones' grasp with a feral look in her eyes, "I have no say in anything."
>HEY, I'M THE ONE IN CHARGE HERE, DON'T YOU FORGET THAT.
>"So you're my commander first and husband second?"
>THAT'S NOT... YOU'RE BEING IRRATIONAL.
>"I'm being irrational?! Me? irrational? Okay, fuck this." She turns to the Juggersquad, "Draw your weapons!"
>The juggernauts are confused. She's not the commander, yet she's ordering them around. Then again, she IS the commander's unlawful wife, so perhaps Janice truly holds some power over them. What a conundrum.
>"Are you all deaf?"
>"Uh, excuse me, ma'am." Cyclops scratches his head, "Are you... allowed to do that?"
>"I'll do whatever I want, you one-eyed bastard. Now aim at that son of a bitch before I punt you into space!" She readies the warhammer 4000.
>"Understood." No more than 4 juggernauts oblige, simply because they don't have anything to aim with. One of them points fingerguns at Jules.
>"Be rational, Janice, ve dun't have any veapons, we need zis drone's help!" Sciencenaut crosses her path, one hand on her hammer.
>"You should listen to the mad scientist, missy." The voyeur finally speaks, observing the drama with joy. Janice doesn't respond.
>"You could have all the guns in the world and y'all still wouldn't be able to hit me. If puttin' me down were that easy, I'd have been assassinated years ago!"

>Janice contemplates giving her squadmates the go-ahead to turn this vile drone into ashes. She hesitates out of fear that he'll get away unharmed, he's had more than enough last laughs over the years.
>LOWER YOUR WEAPONS. AND IF I EVER SEE YOU TAKING FROM COMMANDS FROM NOT-THE-COMMANDER, I'LL KICK ALL YOUR ASSES ONE BY ONE. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
>"Sir, yes sir!" They all say in unison, even the ones who didn't do anything.
>"Oh, that's just-" Janice gets cut off mid-complaint.
>YOU'RE ACTING OUT OF LINE, JANICE. I'M THE COMMANDER, NOT YOU!
>"Okay." She backs off, her voice quiet, "Understood."
>ANYWAYS... MISTER GOLDMAN, WHAT WERE YOU ABOUT TO SAY BEFORE YOU WERE SO RUDELY INTERRUPTED?
>"Oh, yeah, uh, all the stuff I'm gonna give you is... free, on the house." Jules' demeanor has shifted. For whatever reason, he's not quite as giddy anymore.
>FREE?! WELL, I'M NOT GONNA LOOK INTO THAT. WHEN CAN I EXPECT TO SEE MY GOODIES?
>"I dunno', this isn't actually official. I'm just a casual philanthropist goin' around the world, handin' out goods to our brave soldiers. Maybe tommorow if you're lucky."
>YOU BETTER BE A MAN OF YOUR WORD. SEE YOU SOON!
>"Right. Toodles!" Jules goldman warps away, vanishing in an instant with a subtle red trail that extends up into the skies.

CAN I BE FRANK WITH YOU? I DON'T GET WHAT HER DEAL WAS. I HAD IT IN THE BAG AND SHE ALMOST COST ME THE ARMAMENTS I RIGHTFULLY DESERVED. IF SHE GOT HER WAY, WE WOULDN'T HAVE THE JUGGERNAUT (THE VEHICLE, NOT THE DRONE (OOPS, SPOILERS)). THAT FREAKOUT PROBABLY HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH PERIODS OR SOMETHING, I DUNNO'. WOMEN, AMIRITE?

>>364902

>There's another side to this, one he isn't aware of. Maybe he refuses to face it, or perhaps he really is that stupid. Either way, a certain someone feels a certain way about all this.
>As the day faded into night, darkness draped across the crimson sky like a blanket and swallowed up the world.
>Coincidentally, it had been 3 days since the Juggersquad last slept. Hardened as they are, these big lads still love what little comfort they can secure. They don't deprive themselves of sleep any more than is required.
>The Juggersquad has set up camp. Janice stays by her husband's side, waiting for him to fall asleep. She opens her eyes every few minutes, glancing over to see if he's still moving around. When she notices he's stopped, Janice gets up and wanders off.
>She slumps against the cracked wall of a destroyed building, her face hidden in her palm. The juggernaut finally releases the sigh she's been holding in all day.
>Suddenly, Janice hears a faint noise in the distance, it sounds like a pop mixed in with a whoosh. A blip appears on her radar. It's closing in. She knows what this is.
>"Had a rough day?" Jules Goldman approaches, his body bathed in darkness. Janice doesn't respond.
>"I know you can see me on the radar, so why won't ya' look at me, huh?" He takes out a bottle of liquor, holding it by the neck.
>"Come on, don't be like that. Show me that pretty lil' face of yours, sweetheart, so expressive, so full of life." A chuckle slips through his "compliments".
>Janice finally obliges, turning around slowly.
>"Weeeeell, ain't you precious." He pops the cork off with his thumb, "Care for a drink? Y'know, to take the edge off a lil'."
>Jules smacks his temple, his mouth agape in shock, "Oh, right. No mouth." He laughs, before taking a swig.
>"Why'd you come here?" Janice glares at the overseer while he chugs down the bottle. He smacks his lips when he's done, a faint blush appearing on his visor.
>"To see you, dearie! Why else would I give 'em shmucks all the gear in the world? Out of the kindness of my heart? Don't make me laugh!"
>"Don't you have anything better to do?"
>"As a matter of fact, naaaaah." Jules wipes his mouth with his sleeve, "I can't just keep on partyin' knowing what's happenin' outside. Sometimes you gotta take a peek through the window and just... take it all in."
>"Why don't you take this in?" Janice flips him off.
>"Ooh la la!" The overseer flies to her side, threatening to lay his hands on her, "You've gotten funnier, I like that."
>"Fucking gross." She swings at the bastard, knowing fully well she'd miss, "Stop bullshitting me, what's this all about?"
>Goldman backs off, "Aight, all cards on the table. 2127, I really-"
>"I have a name. It rolls off the tongue a lot better than some number."
>"Pardon me, Janice." He frowns, "See, that's what I'm talkin' about. Janice? Wife of... Commander Jones? Really?"
>"Feeling jealous?"
>"Oh bless your heart!" He wheezes like a kettle.

>"No, no, that ain't it." Jules composes himself, fixing his tie to show how serious he is, "Juggy, I gave you everything you could've ever wanted, didn't I? A purpose, a life of luxury, a better outfit than those... damn rags."
>"...And all you had to do was crack a few skulls along the way. That ain't exactly difficult for your kind, now is it?"
>"But even after all'at, instead of being grateful an'... stickin' by my side in these hard times... You squandered it all for these... simpletons, these neanderthals, the dullest tools in the shed. They're hardly worth your time, sugarplum."
>"Please, you don't measure up to any of them. You're not even half the man Jones is."
>"Man? Go on n' tell him he's a man, see what he's got to say about that notion." A devilish grin tugs at the corner of his mouth, "Your commander ain't no man, he's a killing machine. You're wastin' precious time on some lunatic suffering from delusions of grandeur!"
>"You never shut up, do you? I don't know what kind of idiots you usually prey on, but I'm done with you for good. No amount of yammering is gonna change that." Janice rubs her chin, "Though I must say, you seem very desperate. May I ask why?"
>"Because I miss you, really, I do! It's been too long, juggy. They took you away from me and not once did you consider coming back when you could've at any time!"
>Goldman looks like a sad little kitten, "I wanted to... rekindle our friendship, bring you back home."
>"Sure. You're so full of shit." Janice wants to laugh at him, but for some reason, she can't bring herself to do it.
>"I dont know why I expected you to be truthful. Clearly, something's not going your way and you're hiding it because you don't want anyone to know how fucking pathetic you are. Whatever situation you've gotten yourself into, I hope it winds up with you dead."
>For the first time, Jules looks actually frustrated. His voice takes on a deeper, growlier tone.
>"That's enough outta ya', missus. I must say, you're a tough cookie to crack, but you're a smart one, you'll come around once you get tired of your precious commander's high-impact dry-humping. The offer still stands, just reach out when you need me n' I'll gladly take you away from all this."
>"Thanks, I won't be doing that." Janice waves him goodbye and walks off in the direction of the camp.
>"You didn't say nun' when I showed up, you stood by and watched your precious hubby bargain all faustian-like, quiet as a mouse. Best you could muster up was a whisper through some private network, because you're too scared to get uppity with me fo' real. You ain't tough, you ain't shit. Got sumn' to say 'bout that?"
>He waits for a response. He doesn't get one.
>"That's what I thought. Words are words, actions are actions. We'll see how unbreakable you really are soon enough. I'll be keeping an eye on you!"
>And with that, Jules vanishes.

>>364897
This makes me horny

>>364855
kek, another superb installment, anon

>>364909
Macho Man Randy Savage Inhaling Compilation The Creme of the Crop Meme

>>364906
Based

>>364900
>>364901
>>364902
>>364903
Damn, it's still alive! Cool.

>>364859
No anon that's incest, fucking a drone that you made is incest.

>>364880
>>364879
>>364878
Some of these are what you are into.

>>364915 (me)
Also thanks for reminding me of our great thread lore and why this community is worth the effort

>>364900
WELLLLLLLLLLLL

>>364897
Buy 10 pens and see which one of us would get exhausted first from sex

Doll titty
https://x.com/AlinaDeneve/status/2068775541843374508

>>364919
Ben 10

>>364918
The food your sentinel drone wife cooked for you, anon. You should be ashamed not to know.... okay, just kidding, there are cores of disassemblers.

>>364927
Lucky whore of Yeva.

>>364927
>Dr. Chambers initially began his forbidden romance with Yeva so Nori would stop catcalling him
>it grew into something genuine and loving and tender and intimate, but at first it was just so Nori would respect his boundaries
>Nori tried to proudly tell other humans about the forbidden love between man and eldritch genetically human meat-filled machine, but between her history of lying about herself and test subjects she considered friends (Yeva was the only such friendship that wasn't completely one-sided) being experienced "sex havers" and her near-complete ignorance of human sexual anatomy and mechanics (she got most of what little knowledge she had from hentai), her claims that Dr. Chambers had done things like "impregnated Yeva's ass pussy with his cockmeat smegma" were dismissed entirely
>maybe if she told the truth about it being strictly chaste they might have believed her

>>364929
Imagine being Nori's handler, you come to work and the first thing you hear is the hentai goblin spewing something so obscene it would make a politician on little saint James blush

>>364932
Kinda nasally

>>364933
Oh, sorry. I’m not Blu, that’s just my headcanon

Where is the green where Cyn turns you into a dd

>>364936
I dunno, I miss when The Real N From Murder Drones posted here...

>>364937
He was scared by all the maleanons' posts about how we want to fuck him. But I'll still find him.

Agree or disagree: fiction needs more bitchy mean girls who secretly goon to monster movies

>>364936
What did Smile/DevilCo ever do to you you mean-ass bitch
>>364939
another 10 million Lizzy's from the drone factory

>>364918
something simple
with sedatives
this is a callback

>>364049
“Was it necessary to go through my browser history?”
>Switch shrugs. “I was simply curious. You---” You hold your finger up at her.
“Do NOT talk about it. Not while we’re in public.”
>The two of you arrived 10 minutes ago and are walking down sidewalks of the city. You would have taken the bus with her but since you haven’t been here for long, you don’t exactly know the bus schedules to heart. You know some parts of the schedule but not for this part of the city. You don’t even know if the neighborhood your apartment’s at has a line going there. So, here you are the two of you walking through the city which will take about an hour if you don’t fuck up the directions.
>Switch looks more relaxed than before but still a bit tense. The city’s a mixed species one with humans, worker drones and disassemblers all around going on their business. It’s a rare sight to see a Sentinel in these parts so she’s drawn some attention to her. The humans and worker drones stare at her in awe while you’re slightly boiling under the pressure. The attention’s focused on her, of course, but they’re also staring at you because she’s accompanying you and you still got your BDUs. Switch didn’t mind any attention to them.
>The disassemblers? They were deathly afraid of her. Every single one that was in your path quickly moved away while also giving you either fearful or angry expressions. Switch must have some sort of reputation with the DD community here because the one time you saw a Sentinel Drone here, you don’t remember which, before you moved to the base, the DDs weren’t as afraid of them as Switch. She made her contempt of them not subtle at all as she glares at every passing DD. Not wanting her to cause a scene, you grabbed her hand and tugged on it whenever you think her attention’s too focused on innocent DD bystanders.
>The two of you stop at an intersection, waiting for the pedestrian light to turn green as the two of you watch the passing-by cars. The other people gathered at the intersection give you glances but you try to not give them attention while Switch looks absolutely unphased.
>”Mom! Look! It’s a Sentinel Drone!” A childlike voice calls out which makes both of you look around. A Worker Drone approaches you as it makes a bee-line straight for Switch, looking up at her with the most innocent smile someone could make. “Hello, miss Sentinel!” Switch looks at you with a ‘Help me’ expression but how could you make it go away without making you look like someone who doesn’t like children?
>”Mia!” A more mature-sounding female voice calls out from the crowd as you see people move out of the way. You can’t see them so they must also be Worker Drones. “You get back here right this instant!” As you guessed, two Worker Drones come out of the crowd towards you two. One has a brown wig while the other has none but has a very Kaiser-ish looking moustache. Mom and dad are here and you can already feel the secondhand embarrassment. The mom grabs the child WD by the wrist and pulls it away from Switch while the dad looks at it furiously. “How many times do we have to tell you to not bother people?” “BUT MOOOOOOOM!!” “ No buts---”
>”Woah woah!” Switch suddenly says as she kneels down. “It’s OK.” She holds out her hand reassuringly at the parent drones as they stare at her like she’s the most bothersome thing around. The mom drone lets the child, Mia, go who goes straight for Switch again. “Hey, little one.” She says with the warmest tone you’ve heard her do. “What’s your name?”
>”Mia!”
>”Mia? That’s a beautiful name. My name is Fiona. What brings you here?”
>”I wanted to see a Sentinel up close! I’ve read a lot of things about you. You guys are super cool!”
>”Really? What type of things?”
>”That you all have super-duper powerful weaponry that can level whole buildings or can fight one hundred enemies at once and win! I wanna become like you one day saving and protecting people!”
>The pedestrian light starts beeping which means its green. Switch puts her hand on Mia’s shoulder and gives her a small. “Well, you better keep on reading and studying. It’s not just firepower with us.” Mia groans in frustration as Switch stands up. As the two of you cross the intersection, you ask her a question.
“You know how to handle kids?”
>”Not my first time. Back at Nanotrasen, I was used as a hero and propaganda figure by corporate. I promoted unity between the four races that made up Nanotrasen employees and to better integrate drones during the war. You will not believe how many kids looked up to me as their hero.”

>>364945
People, due to propaganda and significant reasons, will think that sentinel drones were one of the key factors in humanity's "victory" in the Great Judgment, so if a sentinel drone were to appear in a place where they are not often seen, in a second the drone would be surrounded by a crowd of admirers.

>>364939
Disagree.

>>364936
N

>>364906
I don’t get it

>>364943
She gets a kiss

>>364952
Is the bdsm choker a mandatory part of the contraption?

>>364950
W Anon is doing things >>362793

>>364944
That's the opposite of a problem!
>>364957
Ohohoho.
You think you can win with those tiny legs?

>>364957
sportsberry

>>364959
And I did fail that test and there is going to be another test I'm 100% going to fail tomorrow, so exam season is getting extended for me

>>364956
that's rather of sad of them

>>364964
Colt shows Tosa how it's done

>>364962
Hug

I want to lick V's featureless crotch

>>364968
>I want to do lewd things to the mindbroken rape victim who murders without any provocation as is
your funeral.

>>364969
Anon can fix her

>>364946
Most of it is bullshit because if they really learn the casualty rates of Sentinels or how unstable they are, they would turn on them in an instant like how IRL someone likeable did something terrible in the past which resurfaced and now everyone hates them.

>>364971
Heh

I haven’t written anything about this idiot in a while have I

>>364964
Hell yeah!

>>364953
The text says it is "A device to suppress agressive personalities and calm them down". So while it is not strictly neccesary for making the machine move it does keep Sadako from killing people with it. Also if she wasn't tied up she could just leave the tv and walk normally

>>364978
Do the Akira slide!

>>364964
Kek.

>>364966
RAPE!

>>364971
Sentinel drones killed DDs and solver monsters. Even the most unstable sentinel drone ended its life in battle, taking with it as many creatures as possible, giving humanity time to save itself, as they were literally created for this: to die after killing as many as possible. It was a war against a god, and the fact that resistance itself was essentially pointless doesn't change the fact that sentinel drones were one of humanity's most powerful weapons.

Is it true drones need a salt lick and that's why they lick humans?

>>364983
Anon, I know what you're planning.

Don't do it.

>>364983
Buy the graham crackers, anon.

>>364962
If it makes you feel any better, anon, my diploma is just a useless piece of crap that has no real value. At least you have some useful skills.

>>364987
Damn, man, this is cool! Even more stuff!

>no privatedust
>no sharteen dogwhistle posts

could it be any more obvious?

>>364913
STILL ALIVE AND KICKIN' (ASS)

>>364991
RELAX.

>364991
He literally posted two hours ago you fucking baiting retard

>>364993
Don't do it. When you want to go to it. Relax, don't do it. When you wanna cooooome.

>>364978
tough engagement there

Am I the only one with Booru not working? I can't log into my account, and all the features aren't working.

>>364959
Have fun being a chef or truck driver

>>364978
Veautiful!

>>364978
Yayyyy

>>364995
For sentinel drone Simon yes yes

>>364997
Berry, per the greens Jenna's on the Outpost 3 track team, so... guess I'm requestan her wearing what you think someone on the track team would wear to the track.

>>365003
Sentinels, anon.
Not sentinel drones...

>>365005
What are these "non-drone sentinels" you speak of? Do they crave human cock as much as drone sentinels do?

>>365008
>wtf i love bathing now

>>365008
Huggggg

>>364985
OH SHIT IT'S MONDAY NIGHT I NEED THE GRAHAM CRACKERS-

>>364952
Interesting idea.

>>365008
Even if nothing else is left at least we’ll always have Akita

So what happens if a drone injects you with their acid needle (whether intentionally or accidentally)? Do you melt away painfully or?

>>365014
What a terrible fate.

>>365015
Presumably the nanite acid eats through your body until it's either neutralized by DD saliva or becomes too diluted by the ensuing organic slush to function properly

>>365009
Patrick would definitely be a murder drones fan

>>365019
I always assumed nanite acid was something of a grey goo that converted the material it burned into more of itself, so there was no dilution, and it only knows when to stop because Solver.

>>365021
Solsaps are so silly
I love them

>>365022
If that was the case just stinging the ground once would kill everything.