/md/ - Murder Drones

Kissing your drone good night!
Getting grabbed by your wrists and clanged into tomorrow after falling for the oldest trick!

Post drone boys.

>>365749

Uzi is really a bad influence on her own daughter. Especially with all of her racism with akita doing black face in order to look "spooky"

>>365749

>>365752
Only if it can improve stock value, if you have a Jife you can make a handy "stock" chart measuring the size of your member, this will inevitably have adverse effects once you hear that anything but going up is forbidden

>>365748
>hearing your wrists crunch horrifically as your drone uses retard(ed machine) strength on them!
>watching your dronewife try to heal them with repair nanites!
>waiting for her to realize those only work on machines!
>being flown to the hospital!
>watching your drone cry!
>comforting your drone!
>realizing this is the third time this week she's done this!

>>365756
Y simply makes sure Anon can get his dose of implants and medical nanites, he now hos +1 Toughness and a 6+ feel no pain and he didn't even have to dedicate himself to Nurgle!

>>365746
Reminder that Doll is canonically a smellier, messier autist than Uzi

>>365758
>giant bookshelf in Doll's house
>completely oilless: implies she put effort into keeping it clean, like the couch

What books do you think Doll reads? What books did her family read back when they bought all this?

>>365759
Actually...
>OPEN book in the "clean corner," near the chairs
>not plot important/diary: if it was, we'd get a hint in the ep

What books do you think she reads now?

It's so Masqover.

After reading discussion obout Pavo the last thread, I came to two very important conclusion: I am not gay and I want to fuck this peacock ass.

>>365762
There are drone heads visibly sitting on it in-screenshot, the hell do you mean "didn't get oil on them"

And second... you see the volumes, right? The sheer scope of the books taking up the shelf: literally the entire bottom 4 rows and part of the 5th, not to mention that they're all sitting in the middle of the living room rather than in a vadroom somewhere? Does that NOT indicate that at LEAST one member of the household was more-than-casual about the subject? Especially if we're taking Khan's place as a baseline.

>>365759
>>365761
>itt there's an oilstained book in the bathroom too
>also open

huh, wonder how I never noticed that trend before

>>365773
Not after J...

>>365771
>ethnic biker
Literally what does this even mean?

Starting to think this Pavo chap might be gay...

>>365777
>Implying Nori wasn't visibly half-possessed as she did it
>Implying there weren't a dozen+ other puppets in the labs at least to watch the fireworks from
>Implying that [NULL] as an ability isn't tied to [THE VOID] in a way far deeper than the other Solver-powers(evidenced by it being the way it "eats" + its literal core), thereby enabling the same to "sense" its usage on some level

No anon: YOU are the retard

>>365781
Fair enough on my third point, but as for the others:

>Look at the screenshot I posted for even one second holy shit

>Yes there were and I can prove it: bare-minimum a few even got launched all the way to Camp 98.7 with Nori + Yeva, like the body Uzi found

So would Beretta have had the same lifecycle as her mom and Doll, i.e. start off normal but then become a reverse cyborg vampire full of genetically human meat, or does Uzi being an infinitely long biomechanical god-centipede now mean Beretta was always what she is now? Because it'd be kinda fucked if Beretta used to be able to go outside during the day like the other kids but now she can't.

>>365784
Behold: a Solverless drone, apparently

>>365778
>"I'm not gay, I'm a humanophile."

>>365764
Don't worry, I'll build her a bridge down there now!

What is your preferred flavor of Doll sexo?:
>slightly autistic Gigastacy sexo
>slightly autistic angry, depressed slob Gigastacy vampire sexo
>GH-OST BLOWJOB! WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO

>>365783

>old canon
Yeah, her old arc hinged on going through monster-puberty. Can't imagine her as a character without it.

>now
...I think so? Last I checked she's under the impression of being non-Solver as her baseline + the same traumatizing metamorphasis. Also starts as a flesh/core blob though, so not sure how that works...
>inb4 Beretta's body burns in sunlight
>so does any chassis she's placed into: that becoming "her body" in turn
>...but not peripheral devices
>cue Uzi crafting a "body's body" for her daughter, encasing her "adult" form in a shell of in a shell of metal that "reads," for lack of a better word, as Solverless
>part of what starts Beretta's suspicions is the discovery that she's "double layered" in this fashion...

Inspired by a anon comment

>>365796
Deltarune and its consequences

bottom can

>>365786
Alright, but she could still see it happen out of literally any of the other test subject's eyes, including those we KNOW had flesh in them, and that's assuming she had NO other ways of detecting an entire PLANET worth of humans dying (and thereby no longer contributing to the war effort) besides having one of her minions/posessees see it directly.

>>365798
>>365803
>Uzi's can has a rim

Pinchable

>>365806
>Pavo SPAREing Murder Drones

I can't see it

Why am I still awake at 6:30 in the morning please help

>>365811
Only TRUE and REAL drones built from steel and schema: any human that'd pick a Solverflesh Slut over THAT isn't worthy of the title

>>365824
>horks out

It's a grunt drone anon: she's either used or stored that matter by now, no getting it back

Though why gruntanon's keeping his wife in a space so dangerous her repair nanites *need* topping off on the regular like this off is another matter...

>>365820
Eep, or else

>>365809
Get pic-related instead
>inb4 it makes her cry
>and puts a "free space" claim on you as far as every other DD in the city is concerned, but the first thing is more imporant

Become ungovernable

>>365831
Become bnuuy

>>365833
Like N could stop her(Note: V pictured here)

>inb4 N getting flung about the room like a bullrider as Cyn tries to [Buck] him off and go gloat
>the whole process kills Uzi's project, the mood, and three classmates before Uzi shuts it down
>...but it also kills all of Cyn's "mystique"
>now even Uzi thinks of her as an "opportunistic asshole" rather than the "world-destroying soul rot" idea she worked so hard to build up
>the sheer drop in scare factor is more comforting than even N's cuddles.

>>365832

>>365829
>>parents
>Nori included

I'm sorry anon, but no: Nori "thought the labs were based" Doorman is an autist first and mother second: I doubt she'd even link her daughter's "final form" to her distress
>inb4 she does
>but only cause it's 'lame'
>consoles Uzi by promising to "paint it purple at least" cause she can't imagine getting Nine Tailed Foxed as a negative rather than a "badass end-season powerup"
>...that Uzi IS powered up by several orders of magnitude isn't helping the situation

>>365790
Pre-trauma Doll!

...that I get a sexo MILF in-law to admire is just a bonus

>>365837
>Pre-trauma Doll!
qt!

>>365798

>>365804
>You suspect that sooner or later one of them will rape you
>Just in case, you keep a grenade in your inside pocket
>You're not sure if it will work, but at least you'll try to preserve your honor

>>365850
She craves your banan and she will take it

New Maciulek just dropped
N, please don't touch the inflatable tranny cuck

>>365829
If Uzi was that weak, she'd never be able to contain the Solver even WITH Doll's "help"

>>365858
>weak
Talking about your struggles with other people isn't weakness. Healthier than pretending everything's fine on your end when it isn't and you know it isn't but don't want anyone to know.

>>365856
>N is chronically offline: didn't read the tumblr, only watched the show in the first place cause Uzi did
>Uzi knows
>Hfw N starts hugging the tranny petplay cuck corpse(if she tells him it ruins the show forever)

>>365859
>>talking

Yes, not breaking down in public like a little bitch, and between "literally can't function under the mental weight" and "at least intact enough to mask her struggles" I suspect the latter is more sustainable. Especially when god-containment is literally built around one's ability to see extinction and self-bullshit into saying "I'd win."

>>365854
>>365864
>tfw the local autismo interrupts class to make everyone watch her cry
>tfw she's whining about her superpowers, indestructible body, and literal divine authority over an army of sex machines
>tfw your "make a handoff' suggestion ALSO pisses of not only her, but her entire fanclub for some reason

Being Rachel is suffering

>>365867
>finale so bad it kills the fandom

Praise be that Liam at least avoided that. Sure ours left some things unresolved, but at least it didn't burn the house down on the way out

>>365866
She's just saying: if you're not going to play, pass the ball

>After Uzi's done with her vent session, she tries to "um actually" Rachel's argument(to rub in her victory!)
>Claims she'd have to "literally die" to be "free" of this "curse"
>Rachel points at Cyn
>Claims she's not Built Different "HER way" and it'd be "for real"
>Rachel points at Doll
>Claims "but, like, no one else could ENDURE the STRAIN"
>Out of convenient finger targets, Rachel's forced to use her ultimate technique
>Her mouth
"Lizzy"
"BITE ME"

>>365875
Homegrown of course
>itt. she based it off of Uzi's humansona
>down to the milimeter: even got the cup size right
>Uzi's not sure if its more flattering or insulting

>>365796
>getting stronger with Keeter

Based

>>365838
>visibly frightened
>of Uzi
>only one of "us" actually "freaked out"

Fuck, she was so innocent...

>>365881
Counterpoint:

>>365881
>Hears Uzi mentioned
>Locks eyes with the autist: refuses to let her out of sight for even a second

smart girl

>>365880
>tummy

Yes... because that's the appealing part of him...

>>365880
Good thing I've rejected both.

>>365886
>surgically removed Keeter

Agony

>>365853
>murder drone
>and grunt
>in the same house

either get friendly with a paint supplier or prepare for hatecrimes because if your grunt learns the truth about your "Sentinel" then it'll be on-sight

>>365885
>retardanon strikes again

>>365858
>Doll's help

Come to think of it, what help COULD Doll provide? Out of the three she's the only one with no experience in possesion OR mental combat
>Doll: <I will help you Uzi>
>enters the mind palace
>immediately jobbed across the floor by eldritch bullshittery
>again
>taps out: pretends its intentional
>tries a different angle with Uzi's mind-machine!
>...without having any coding skills
>good news: didn't *completely* wreck the machine, and Uzi's legs will work again by next month!
>bad news: Cyn unaffected
>thus remains only option 3
>Doll's *particular* set of skills
>she didn't want to have to do this...
>cue Doll breaking out the pom poms and literally cheerleading Uzi from inside the mindscape, complete with routines
>and chants
>the ego boost from "Uzi, Uzi, she's the bes!" + having "the popular girl" humiliate herself on command really does do wonders for her mental stability
>Doll is...
>less happy
>but if it keeps the planet intact...

>>365895
I figured that was visual storytelling of its own: you see Nori AND Uzi with that setup, so Doll NOT having the same says something about her character

>tfw Yeva liked them "fresh" herself
>regularly snagged bodies from outside(teleport)
>the smell of these corpses, and of her "cooking" habits in general, is part of what lead V home on that fateful night...

>>365899
Dunno, bit of a newfag(pre-Geist post ending) but I've never seen >>365874 anon's "Uzi could shuck the Solver" thing before. Plus if we really are getting newfags you should expect the occasional already-discussed topic to pop up. And that's not even gettting into how much of this is the persistant autists trying to "cement" their headcanons(i.e. the constant "humanity lived/died" arguments) over and over again.

>Fun Afternoon Canon/OC Facts: by the Post-Good End period, one of the urban legends circulating about both Doll and Rebecca is that they sit in on cheerleader tryouts and that cold chill you feel is them watching
>while that second part is bullshit, they do sit in on them
>they give credit where credit is due, but on the whole they aren't particularly impressed by what they see compared to their lifetimes
>Beretta's tryout came so, so, SO close to making them say "BERETTA-SAMA I KNEEL", but then she flubbed it up, banged the knee equivalent region of her noodly leg, and did the Family Guy knee thing for a while because she has nerve endings and it really hurt
>they were disappointed that Beretta never tried again after that, instead putting on the mascot suit and performing as Marcianito, mascot of the Outpost 3 Gnomes

Image is because the wiki is down and I couldn't grab the Merc pic of Beretta in the cheerleader outfit

>>365903
No one deserves that shit, that's something Chris and Cory and Dave would do to a character.ai homunculus.

>>365903
Personally I believe some OCs should never have existed. But never mind that.

I sell drones and drone accessories.

>>365906
>V has became the real murder drone

Drone cuckoldry is forbidden, anyone attempting to deprive a drone of their most basic necessity of sexo will be turned into a free use source of that necessity

>>365900
>>breaking loose
her and a half dozen other pieces of "escaped data," including at least one Orange(i.e. not Yellow, Red, or Purple) HUD that shows up in Uzi's montage. that she's less digested in no way makes her "stronger"


>>365898
>couldn't
maybe, but if you look at Doll's personality traits:
>calm
>stoic
>focused
>largely unemotional, even under intense pressure
>nearly fearless
she might just find her "boring" to play with, especially considering how she never even *tries* to possess her, but feels comfortable leaving her alive to spook Uzi with

>>365909
>thinks less of the DDs he kills
>if you kill an killer
>then your no better than them
>the same killer who kills anyone for literally no reason other than for joy
classic 90’s retard logic right here

We had any good Emily content in a while?

>>365916
Because she dosen't deserve it

>Emily's early days as a skhost, when she had a crisis of faith because she didn't know what ghost rules the MDiverse worked on and why she stayed behind so she agonized over what she did wrong that Robo-God won't let her rest

>>365904
>>Rebecca

You think she's notable enough to get urban legends? Or does every ghost-sighting default to Doll in the Bunker's eyes?

>Inb4 part of her "legend" is spying on guys as they self-maintenance now
>Doll's mega-butthurt about her "perv ghost" status, but can't deny it without becoming a productive member of society again
>Figures out ghost-drinking to cope
>Though her acts-while-drunk don't help with the perv accusations...

>>365913
>mission from robo-god
>duty to serve
>saving others from fates-worse-than-death

You know, DDs arguably have the moral high ground

>>365922
> DDs arguably have the moral high ground
Only after they complete their Human on Drone duty

>>365923
>Agreed

>>365915
meant this one, which is a little too dull to be Cyn's and morphs straight into Uzi's(and thereby WAS the shifted-to color). could still be what you're suggesting, but there's just enough circumstantial evidence(i.e Alice) to make me suspicious

Also of note:
>4 colors confirmed
>yellow, red, purple, and text box
>the AS has a HUD distinct from Cyn's

>>365912
>>leaving her alive

>Doll was moving
>Doll's visor wasn't [FATAL ERROR]ed
>Doll's core was still intact + in her chest

Fuck, Cyn DID use her as a prop. Guess we can add "turning off other Solverdrone's regeneration" to her list of abilities.

>>365909
Most real persons can be divided into simple (and even stupid) qualities. Switch and Elf are standard racists, lol, I even know and communicate with such people personally. It's because we build our OCs based on cliched qualities we've seen up from our lives and pop culture. For example Pavo is not only a faggot, but also very religious, because gays are often religious, not always, but more often than you'd expect, and it's fun. Is that a bad thing? I don't think so, because Liam himself literally builds the entire plot and jokes of Murder Drones on the drones behaving based on cliched human qualities they've seen in pop culture, not on social or biological foundations of themselves.

>>365918
She's literally in the purgatory, lol. I think she thinks she's waiting for the great judgment to begin, when God will let her into heaven for her sincere devotion to humanity(and forgive her for those terabytes of HMOFD fanfics on her computer.)

>>365931
She *could* have done a lot of things and deliberately didn't. What's one more for the pile?