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>>363874 >be me, Anon. >See a small worker drone sitting in the corner. >Munching on a "cookie" she clearly baked herself. >it's literally a chunk of scrap metal studded with bolts, screws and random circuit bits. >She holds it out with both hands. >"Want some? I made it myself..." >"Nah, hard pass, I'm not eating metal." >her visor dims and tears drop from her optics. >The cute thing starts looking like a kicked puppy. >My weakness was cute sad things. >God damnit. >"...Fine, one bite" >She lights up instantly, beaming with joy like she just won the lottery. >Take the "cookie," crunch down hard. >CRACK >Immediate regret >Sharp pain shooting through my jaw. >Now I gotta find a working dentist in this post-apocalypse hellscape. >But she's bouncing in place, clapping her hands and visor glowing bright with happiness . >Worth it ? >Now have to explain to the others why I'm eating metal cookies .
>>363877 >>363876 >shattering >it's too much: N's fat ass alone would scrap her, her leg being crumpled and twisted beneath the impossible weight even where the noodle fails to sever from her belabored tincan behind >V's side fares no better: actuators crumbling, compressing as a Disassembler Derriere bears down on them with the full weight of a city's worth of collected matter, her already miniscule stature shrinking by the minute >and Uzi can feel every second of both >yet does this pain stop her? >does it dissuade her appetites? dismiss her desires? compel her to competence and sane conduct? >she's Uzi fucking Doorman >and by robo-god, she's GETTING a proof-of-friendship, come hell or high water >the Solver'll fix her anyway >probably >hopefully...
I don't often do whole reposts but I figured this one is acceptable since I dropped it super late on a Sunday at the tail end of the previous thread. Covert Merger, Part 3
>The next few days passed with increasing awkwardness >Neither drone nor heiress brought up that moment of heightened, vaguely romantic intimacy >Tessa didn't ask J if she had seen the smut she'd been reading, J never volunteered that she had taken it even though Tessa had originally hid it away >All the same, tension hovered silently between them >Sometimes J would be handing Tessa a book or a dish or taking something back and their hands would touch >It seemed increasingly that both human and drone went out of their way to deliberately do so, fingers lingering and brushing in ways that had nothing to do with the passing along of the objects >J's fantasy program wouldn't let her be, it kept cropping up too high in her priority list, soaking up cycles that might be better spent on necessary tasks >Meanwhile, Tessa increasingly sent for J whenever she needed something done in her rooms, whether it was bringing food or helping her mistress get ready to go out, or lending a hand with the endless tinkering Tessa did to make or mend the wigs and uniforms of her refurbished drones >Without exactly asking, J had borrowed a pad and mechanical pencil from the stash of supplies Tessa had for her sewing work, and at the end of each day she would let her fantasy program run for a few minutes, before putting her developing drawing skills to work recording the fantasy down on paper >At first J would carefully destroy the increasingly erotic sketches, afraid of the consequences should any drone or human staff member discover one, but as her fantasies intensified she began leaving them in the pad, hiding it and the pencil in the bodice of her maid dress, thanking the JCJenson designers for making her chassis nearly flat so that the pad was basically invisible
>Of course, such covert acts could never be sustained forever >One day J was alone in Tessa's room, organizing some of the fresh clutter, and had just been drawing out her secret notebook to begin a sketch when Louisa had barged into the room, demanding to know where her daughter was, and ordering J to prepare suitable dress for an outing >With no way to get rid of the notebook without drawing attention to it, J quickly set it in among the other supplies on the table, in the middle of a stack of other sketchpads and notebooks >Then the lady of the house hit her with the second demand, the drone staff were all to make themselves useful clearing and preparing a different wing of the house for a private party >It took all of J's programmed will to keep from despairing as she had to abandon her notebook and satisfy Louisa on a choice of outfit for her daughter before immediately being shooed from the room to begin work on the preparatory chores >Her core felt as though it sank through her and into the floor as the task dragged on, the selected wing of the mansion had been neglected for weeks in the normal cleaning rotation and guests were already arriving as the finishing decorations were being put up >She tried to slip away then but was snagged on her way out and had a drinks tray shoved at her, forced to spend yet more time serving beverages and taking requests before eventually managing to foist the task off on another worker drone, knowing that none of the human guests would care which robot servant was which >Praying to her creators she rushed into Tessa's room, only to skid to a halt in the bedroom proper when she spied her mistress sitting at the cutting/sewing table, J's precious, illicit, forbidden sketchbook open to the most recent drawing, having obviously just finished reading through all of it
>"Come on in J, close the door too" >J managed to produce an audible nervous gulp as she did as she was told >The maid drone had to stifle a gasp of shock when halfway through her turn back into the room she felt Tessa stepping up against her, twining her arms around J's shoulders in a tight hug >The warmth of Tessa's body heat surrounded J, fabric rustled softly between their bodies, her olfactory sensors were saturated with Tessa's perfume, something sweet like flowering fruit >J felt her core coolers racing in her chassis, she saw a low level overheat warning in the corner of her HUD but ignored it, focused on the fact that Tessa's face was only a few inches away and above her own >Her processes were swamped with mingled excitement at how close they were and terror that Tessa's emerald eyes might flash over suddenly with anger or disgust >"J, I've got something I need you to help me with...but you gotta promise to never let on" >"Boss?" >"Think of it like, ah, like a secret business agreement! Like a sort of merger...between the two of us." >For a moment J couldn't process, and spoke without thinking >"Terms?" >Tessa Elliot turned her maid, lay both hands under J's cheeks, tipping her head up and leaning in, static electricity fizzled between J's stunned display and the tip of Tessa's nose as she lay a tentative, awkward kiss on the drone's upturned little snoot
I'd say thats enough teasing, wall of censor text coming up next.
>S tried the local DD pub in town and found E slumped over the counter, empty bottles in a stack next to her with another one in her hand. >”R figured you’d come here, it’s like a second home to you.” >”W-wuh? Huh? Oh salutations, S….” >E takes another swig. Beer doesn’t have the same effects on drones as it did for people, or maybe E was just numb to it all the same. >”Don’t you think you had one too much. Drunk isn’t a good look…” >E blubbers as she points a finger at S. > “I din’t. get it, S. I’ll ve foing my best when my specual pnr be lookinh at other. dronr girls. I just…need someyhinng t o numb it all fot a Biy…” >“I…think you had one too many, E…” >” Fine, cut me off! I’m bot going honw yet…” >”You are. Come on, let’s go-“ >E pulls her arm away from S violently as she hummed annoyed > Don’t touch me! Don’y ypu wver touch me…”
>>363965 Was she one of the ones that ran directly in the path of Doll's rampage, because if she was she kind of earned it with 0 situational awareness.
>>363969 >Please be patient I'm autistic and cant read social cues. >>363970 Dont be sad dude. I'll tell you what there's a sad V in bed that need your cuddle.
>>363966 Pretty sure that was a boy who got exploded. None of the girls in that lineup are Penny (the one who complimented V's dress while Doll was close enough to snap her neck then pulp her) anyway.
>timeline where Amda is one of those zombie drones that came back with "potentially hazardous mutations" >in her case, a horn that she can pick up thousand year old Soviet signals with >her iconic unicorn horn allows her to escape Cabin Fever at the same time as Nori and Yeva How does history change from here?
>>363970 *Slap.* Be a man! Do you really think you have the right to cry?! Your ancestors didn't go through thousands of years of evolutionary development and millennia of endless wars and suffering just so their descendants could whine! So wipe your snot, find V, fuck her in the ass, and make your father proud!
>>363978 ATTENTION! ATTENTION! SAMOSBOR OF UNKNOWN MAGNITUDE HAS BEEN DETECTED. @ CITIZENS SHOULD IMMEDIATELY PROCEED TO CONTAINMENT COMPARTMENTS AND SEAL THE BULKHEADS. @ REMAIN CALM; EXITING BEYOND THE LIVING QUARTERS IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED. @ I REPEAT: SAMOSBOR OF UNKNOWN MAGNITUDE HAS BEEN DETECTED...
>>363898 Wait, is this coming from an internal sense of inadequacy and self-loathing, or is it just pure masochism? Because I will humor the latter, but not the former.
Three for three, the last of the significant E variants with Lady Eveline. Not as talkative compared to the others, only focused on purging anything Solver.
>>364001 Greeedy...But I'm not really good at that, so I'm probably not the best person to ask.You'd probably be better off asking someone with more experience.
>not to be outdone by the other remaining outposts' museums of frozen humans after the loss of their own frozen humans, Outpost 3, after Uzi told her dad about what else was down in the Cabin Fever cathedral, retrieved the agonized living human flesh who are still fully conscious and aware of their suffering >Outpost 3 can do one better than a museum of frozen humans: an exhibit of living*, unfrozen humans!
>>363960 https://www.artstation.com/artwork/Nq13vq the ones on the sides... i wish the artist set the lighting on these in a way that i can see their hairstyles better. same dresses but there's enough personality in the hairstyle. i'm grateful to see more of their work
>"We should get a dog," Pavo says out of nowhere >"We," Techanon replies, forgetting he's in real life and can't >imply >"It'll be one of the raptors, not an actual dog. I think they're cute!" >"You mean the weapons that need a training course before you can be assigned one? Those things?" Anon says >I just want one to, you know, pal around. They can speak, you know? We could hold little conversations. I promise I can teach it not to eat worker drones!" >As a sentinel drone himself, Pavo is already fluent in Tapanese, so it's not entirely out of the question that he could >"If you sign up for an anti-Solver sentinel unit, you must bring them to over half of your sorties. Loss of unit is expected," Techanon says evenly, having quietly pulled up the base's rules for sentinel requisition >"Well... that's fine, then! I just gotta keep the little guy safe. Jackal has, what, ten of the things? And they always come back." >Techanon looks at Pavo with a dire expression >"What, Anon?" >"...They don't always come back. Jackal's got an attrition rate of about one unit lost per mission. Which is amazing as far as deployment records go, really." >"Uh, no? I know all their names and I talk with 'em sometimes, they're the same ones I know!" >"Pavo... she restores them from backups made before each mission." >Pavo's eyes widen, his argumentative look fading to one of shock, then sadness >"You're authorized to look through the combat records, Pavo. You can see just how many times they've all died." >He doesn't want to, but his HUD flips through several databases to find the proper one, and his eyes go hollow as he reads the stats >"...I didn't know," he says softly >"I shouldn't... have said anything," Techanon says, looking away guiltily >"No, no, it's fine... better I know like this before I get my own little guy killed out there." >"How about after the war, Pavo?" >"After? Alright. But I'm holding you to that, honey."
Let me question something (Mostly for drawfags). Before I have to leave for rest What drone parts do you struggle the most when it comes to drawing or visualizing parts?
The body? Head angles? The wobbly noodle legs? Or the fucked up cone shape from the DD's
I just realized how much the "the Absolute Solver stuffs Tessa's soul into a drone body out of some perverse sentimentality" concept is like what Ollie did to Preston in Poopy Plaptime to spare him from his Total Human Death order. >[You are so. Lucky, to be my "bestest fwend."] >"Uh-... uh huh?" >[Now say. "Thank you, Absolute Solver. You are so generous and all. Powerful and very. Very sexy. I, the Tessa, do not. Deserve you."]
>>363960 >>364025 >the red tie really pops. l-looks great on you >t-thanks >...you were the one who practiced singing after school in the music room, right? >oh g-geez, you heard that? now i'm embarrassed... >no no, y-you sang pretty good! >... you really think so? >yeah! you should totally go for the singing competition next month >aww. t-thanks. it took me a while before i got the chorus down... and then they f u c k e d. idk. the greys matched, i thought they're cute
>>364039 Based... guy who I totally don't know who you are. Incidentally, is there anywhere with the more "refined" versions of pieces you did that were lost with your social media? Like, could make it a MEGA.nz or dropbox or something.
>>364026 Jackal: >The houndmaster. No special equipment, but has been assigned more raptor-type sentinels than anyone else. >Friendly, but a bit off-kilter. Too used to talking to her babies, she'll often tap/claw before remembering that some people prefer vocal communication. Delighted if you can actually understand Tapanese, because it means you care about the little bootloopers, too. >Uses impressive divide-and-conquer tactics, in perfect sync with her pack. Hard to look away when you're surrounded. Harder still to fight blindly when the pack's bearing down on you. Unless you're V and off-screen, I guess? >Every sentinel has a name and a personality. She would LOVE to tell you about them all. >Their deaths used to get to her, but now she just gathers whatever's left of them for recycling and lets them be backed up. She's definitely fine! >Once had her entire pack wiped out during an operation and was found on the other side of the planet, delirious, leading a pack of various Solver constructs with no clear aim. Was apparently trying to teach them to sled before recovery. >Might be girlfriend material, if you're fine with sharing a big bed with a bunch of raptors of varying dispositions. And they all have to approve of you, of course. >Would get along famously with N, were they not mortal enemies by nature.
>>363635 >You haven’t been long on this planet. The train’s been going through the dense forest for a bit. You don’t how when you’ll exit it since the train’s gonna take an hour to arrive. While you do know a few places in the city such as a few shops here and there and the government/municipal buildings, you still haven’t explored the entire city. >The only areas that you know of are the city center, where everything is really, and parts of the neighborhood you lived in your “temporary” housing. It’s a small apartment you got moved at while you were being “processed” before you could move to the base since it’s an important government location. It’s signed to your name, but the government pays for the rent, so you don’t have to worry about the local Number Drone not getting his shekels. >You’re scrolling through whatever ragebait got posted on the social media today to pass time. You’re in a passenger car while Switch was taken to the luggage car for the remainder of the ride because she’s too large to fit inside a normal train car. Your fellow passengers are mostly drones, an even mix of Worker Drones and Disassemblers, a fact Switch was not pleased with, with 4 other humans. While the Worker Drones were doing the same thing as you or something else, some of them looked nervous since they were in the presence of DDs. >There was one particular trio of DDs you noticed when you entered the cart. They were dressed like, and talked like, what some on the Uzbekistani bread baking forum describe as a Stacy – a hot woman with an IQ in the negatives. Even before you entered the cart you could just hear how loud they were talking but once you passed them? They got real quiet, talking with hushed tones and what not. You didn’t pay attention, but you could swear you were being watched at the back of your head. >Just as you’re about to browse for something else to kill the time, you hear one of the stacies speak up right next to you. “Heya, soldier boy.” You look and see them all look at you as they’re biting their lips and look at you with sultry looks as their tails lazily wag behind them. And why did she call you…oh right. You’re still wearing your BDU. “Yes?” >”Don’t get to see much humies around these parts.” One of the other stacies speaks up. “Especially soldiers. You must be pretty brave, huh?” The third stacy speaks up. What the hell is going on here? “Uhuh. Yeah, yeah.” >You nod, not knowing what else to do. The first stacy, which you’ll refer to as Stacy 1, suddenly sits right next to you. “I feel so much safer with a stud like you around.” She says as she puts her hands on your thigh and squeezes. You seize up. Stacy 2 scoots over to the other side and pushes you to the middle. “Humie soldiers are really the bravest.” Stacy 3 sits on your lap and looks at you with a mischievous smile, her hands holding your face. “Especially when he’s got a killer machine on his lap~!” >You’re not the smartest tool in the shed when it comes to women or romance, but this is a very poor attempt at a pickup line. You look around for the other passengers to ask for help but the Worker Drones either ignore you with fearful expressions while some of the Disassemblers are looking at your direction with amused faces. Since when was this normalized? “Woman, get off me. You’re clearly not my type.” >You try and push Stacy 3 off but her immense strength prevents that. “Naaah, I don’t think I will~!” She starts grinding her featureless crotch against you. “Don’t tell me you’re interested only in human women. I can show you a good time those organic whores can’t~!” Girl, you’re dressed as one. The other two start touching you all over your arms and legs as they squeeze your muscles. “Girls, I already have someone waiting for me. And she won’t be happy.” >”Liar~!” Stacy 1 says. “You clearly look like one of these soldiers who’s never felt the---” Her speech is interrupted by the door of the train car on the opposite end opening. The trio immediately looks in that direction and so do you. Switch is there, leaning forward as she’s too tall for the height of the train car, staring in your direction with a furious expression. Everyone else in the train car has stopped what they were doing as her heavy footsteps echo throughout as she approaches. >Stacy 2 and 3 panic and jump away from you while Stacy 1 sits by your side, a determined expression on her face. Switch looms over the two of you while Stacy 1 crosses her arms in annoyance. “What do you want, *Sentinel*?” Stacy 1 says Sentinel with a tone like she’s saying a slur. >”Back away from him.” >”Or what, you oversized rusted sardine can---” A sudden red bright flash blinds you and you cover your eyes. Once the initial blurriness goes away, Stacy 1’s not next to you. Instead, Switch’s holding her by the neck in the air as she growls at her bootlooped body, her mouth open showing off her dangerously sharp teeth. You know what she’s about to do so you act quickly and pull on her arm. “Switch, enough! Let her go! Don’t embarrass me!” >Switch gives you a side glance but relents and tosses Stacy 1 onto the adjacent seat next to you into a random Disassembler. She looks back at you with a neutral expression. “Well, uh, thanks Switch for not butchering her. But how did you know I was in---” >”You should really put a password on your phone and don’t have Bluetooth on all the time.” Wait…what? You quickly check your phone and notice that, indeed, you somehow left Bluetooth on. “I heard everything.” “You hacked my phone?” >”Hacking implies that I had to do anything to get access to your phone wirelessly.” She gives you an innocent smile as she turns away but stops and looks back at you. “You have an…interesting taste in pornography.” >… >You should have deleted your browser history.
>>364069 She's a power bottom in bed but in a typical relationship she'd be the one to be constantly with her boyfriend but because of her previous trauma she's still a bit distant into comitting into the relationship despite loving them.
>>364074 It's exam and work placement time now, so we won't be getting new parts anytime soon, but we have gotten a couple of parts in the last couple of months.
>>364076 That's the whole point: make your victim believe that this is what she wanted.
But yeah, I wouldn't do that with a sentinel drone, their psyches are often a mess anyway, and Switch, the drug addict. She could explode at any moment.
>>364077 She's not a drug addict on her own volition to escape her shitty reality but if she doesn't take her doses she starts feeling the immense physical pain from her time as a semi-Solver Witch. Plus she's still stricken with grief over losing her boyfriend which she can't let go because every memory of him, good and bad, are precious to her.
>>364081 >She's not a drug addict on her own volition to escape her shitty reality but if she doesn't take her doses she starts feeling the immense physical pain This is literally a description of drug addiction, lol.
>>364058 I feel like the fact Mitchell had to ask Yeva if she was herself indicates this was basically his first time seeing her. If Mitchell had any significant experience with hagbots, it more likely would have been Alice rambling facts about deer at him like a sperg or complaining about how Nori bullies her. Or Nori hitting on him.
>>364090 I think he was pointing at her photo and saying, "There's more shit going on, we need your help." Plus, the chief scientist immediately ordered to call Yeva, which means she's usually the one they call when otherworldly shit starts to boil.
>>364092 Maybe so, or maybe this was the first time he'd been allowed to work at this level. When I was doing my student internship at the company, I didn't know anyone except my supervisor, my manager, and a colleague nearby. And there were a lot of people working there in many departments.
In short, you can come up with whatever you like here, and choose whatever you want.
>>364101 >Average drone brothel experience >And by brothel I mean a drone dealership where (you) try before buying >This works because the drones leglock the potential buyer ensuring a deep emotional connection thus resulting in a 100% purchase rate >Or you get injected with a nearly deadly dose of mind control nanites who can say?
>>364110 What fanarts? Sorry if I gave that impression. I've just gotten used to the chances of getting fanart being about as low as getting greentexts without asking so basically zero. If there are fanarts, I haven't seen them. next time put more effort into your bait
>>364128 Keeter >https://files.catbox.moe/v7c0oq.zip idk if the game's clothing will export so here's what she has on: Basic leggings (blue) Leather boots (black) Basic shorts (black) Fisherman beanie (black) Devil wings (purple)
>>364136 I did it the natural way. Otherwise, if you set them to be related have them move in with each other (you can cancel the actual thing, just make sure they act on it) and they'll find out they're related. I'm planning on making Arrow at some point and working on her moving in so their relationships will set.
>>364131 Lizzy having a propeller beanie-and-big lollipop social with Doll's corpse, Doll (forma de fantasma), and V (forma de megane). She can explain.
>>364147 >"I have a weird obsession with women to the point I want them to kiss each other but also want them to be raped" >"Please take me seriously!"
>>364160 You want to see him draw V get fucked by a horse. You need to be honest and forward with yourself anon. If you like how someone draws then learn from them but work is hard for you. You lazy useless bastard, go and fuck some guy and be happy, be honest with youself and don’t experience your life through others faggot.
>>364143 Akita's not aware of any feelings towards Alpha or even Mortimer at this point, but I figure things might be different with the genderswaps. I haven't really pinned down r63!Mortimer yet though so that influence on things impacts my thoughts a lot. For a simple answer, whatever floats your boat when it comes to who likes who first. As for Alpha's name, I also haven't really pinned down her parents swaps yet, but it could go either way. I figure Omega would be a similar name to try to swap with, but Alpha also works. And yeah, r63 J is just Liam's old male J take in my mind's eye. Female Thad's probably a cheerleader. Sorry if any of this is scatterbrained my guts are in agony right now.
>>364020 >"Tomar, if you and Jaxxy and your daughter got turned into living boneless meat, living boneless meat that can't talk or move or see or hear or nothin', uh, you basically all look like raw hamburger but gooier, and a bunch of robots made a museum exhibit, at a museum for robots, where they got to look at you just twitching... would you be upset?" >[has been guffawing the whole time] "Jesus Christ, it's so horrible..." >"How'd that happen to us, Chris...?" >"The Devil did it." [laughs Irishly]
>>364166 The Keet comic with Alpha made me think about Tosa/Omega. While Keet's enthusiasm is absolutely adorable, it's also fun to think how this swap affects the way they interact as the opposite genders. Maybe Tosa's the one who's a little more relaxed while Omega's nervousness shows up more.
>>364194 I do think it's important to keep things a little different than just "the same but the genders are reversed" because that wholesale is kinda boring. I want to explore what-ifs with the concept a bit. You're right about my direction for Tosa, he's chill and more outgoing than Akita. Omega, on the other hand, I might want to keep the same in terms of personality because I think my plans for her parents might make that decision more interesting. As in, Alpha is pretty obviously his parent's son, Omega is more "how the fuck are those two your parents?".
Jane Youre early Your life’s work is dirtied by the Fools, who adore Only to find, only to find you out They saw you Dressing in the backroom Now they’ll pay what they owe you Its only small change, red on the green green grass
>>364203 Tosa's more chill, but how's he feel about himself? I get the vibe that he's perfectly fine with who he is, maybe even thinks he's cool.
>>364205 I imagine her being a neurotic mess. Where Colt wishes he was a bit more special and had more than the power to melt snow and go blind, she had the Solver explained poorly to her by Uzi and N and is convinced that she's a vector for infection, so whenever her visuals cut off she panics and thinks that "it's happening, the Solver is possessing her, this is the one, I'm sorry everyone".
>>364211 >You escape Alice's grasp >Running down the street, you hear a sound >Beau is flying through the air on his propeller beanie >He snatches you up with his spider limbs and drags you back I don't have the image but it's the one of /v/ being dragged back to /v/.
>>364213 >>Beau is flying through the air on his propeller beanie >>He snatches you up with his spider limbs and drags you back LIFE ON THE OUTSIDE AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE
>>364223 >Two nights of study >Later, Tosa stumbles upon Omega's "practice material" drawer, containing a large array of fantastical-looking dongs >A few of them are bitten clean in half >He winces and checks his crotch >Good thing she studied... Cute and hot, both of them.
>>364257 And... Two issues away from finishing This made me realize that they skipped HOME, its a SPECIAL issue that wasn't going to be originally on the comic
>>364257 >my favorite episode is going to have art from an IDW Sonic artist on it The monkey's paw has curled so bad so far with this comic, but fuck it, that's a W. Hoping it somehow manages to live up to the hype
>>364260(me) Also, is it me, or does this comic just completely forget to introduce the sentinels? In the episode itself, they're shown off pretty well in the first minute. Here, you barely see them most of the whole issue. It was like they decided to save the reveal for later and then forgot to properly reveal them.
>>364258 >Amda screaming AFTER being bootlooped >Randomly adding a grey streak to Alice's hair >Giving Beau '''dialogue''' >Skimming past Tessa trying to stand down the Sentinel scene (meaning it's never explained why Sparky glitches out and turns red) >Killing off Alice and Beau off-panel >Fumbling the Uzi x N hand-holding scene >Completely skipping over the best parts of V fighting the Sentinels (no Sparky using a severed armament assembler as a weapon, no V wearing her glasses or catching a bullet mid-air, seriously why the fuck would they cut that???) >Last panel giving one of the Sentinels a wrong colored 'hand'
The only positive thing I can give this issue any credit for is actually giving Doll some (albeit mediocre) dialogue. Otherwise this issue continues the trend of being just as disappointingly lackluster & pointlessly redundant as I was afraid it'd be
>>364263 The worst part is that they had the audacity to still include the fake-out hand holding bit from earlier in the issue/episode (even going so far as to preface it as a "TENDER MOMENT FAIL" between two pages). Spending so much of their clearly limited page budget on preserving this setup for the hand holding scene, only to give it the bare minimum effort towards the payoff is so fucking lame
>>364258 Even on 2ch, anons think this comic is a complete slap in the face to the fans. Damn, the events here are just disjointed, like watching a poorly staged play.
>>364284 Interesting. Is 2ch/5ch active compared to 4chan or 8moe? I've been to 8moe maybe a handful of times, it seemed like there's some activity there, last I remember.
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The Saga of Princess Keeter continues: Another letter (Akita's perspective)
>It's been about a month since Sir Jezza's visit >You can confidently say now that you've finally shaken off the last strands of spaghetti >Still, you're not much closer to understanding the Republic Knights than you were before >You tried asking Beretta what she knows, but the best she could tell you was >"Well, I guess they're kinda like Jedi." "So does that mean can they move shit with their minds" >"I dunno. Probably not." >Life continues to be disappointing on all fronts >Your only way to clarify these things will be through the letters >If Anon's just been made a squire, then this will all be as new to him as it is to you >In fact, you might not need to ask him much if you can get him to spill the details of his own volition >Every last foppish, poncy little detail >You need to dispel those thoughts >Beretta keeps telling you not to center on your anxieties >Best you can tell yourself now is that whatever happens, happens >As if on command, Colt arrives before you at the doorway to your study >He holds an exceptionally fancy letter in his hand, made from vellum, marked by a wax stamp bearing the seal of the Trappist Republic >"Oh, Akita! Fancy seeing you here, you're just who I wanted to see!" >Yeah, fancy seeing you in your own room >He smiles with no mirth, mouth closed, cheeks flat, and eyes shifting >You do your best to put on your own fake smile, hopefully more convincing than his >He opens his mouth and inhales, but you cut him off "Is that for me?" >For a brief moment, his eyes focus on you, and the corners of his mouth drop >"As a matter of fact, it is! Direct from th-" "The Republic Knights. I've been waiting for this." >You reach out your hand and make a slight beckoning motion >There's another tiny little shake in his shoulders, a slight twisting of his mouth again >For just a fraction of a second, a moment no one else would notice, he pulls his hand back a few millimeters, before thrusting it forward to you >His head tilts just a little to his right "Thank you." >"Right. Have fun." >He's taken the hint >As he turns on his heel, you can see his fake smile drop entirely >You'd almost prefer Beretta and Mac's teasing >Now that you have your privacy again, you can put your resolve to the test again with that letter
>>364288 >Unlike the last letter, this one is handwritten >The penmanship is a bit sloppy, but the attempt at a medieval calligraphy is admirable Princess Akita Doorman,
I'm glad you feel the way you do, and I'm glad I get a chance to know you. If you have any questions, I'll be happy to answer them, though right now, I can't think of much to say. My basic training is complete, and now I'm the apprentice of Sir Ian MacCork. He is kinda chill, and he doesn't really have all the qualities you'd expect from a knight. They say he's the best teacher for me as it stands, so we'll see how things turn out. I won't have much more to write about, because I'm going on my first mission soon, so I don't have a whole lot of time. I've been told we're going to Zeta Reticuli to settle a dispute, so I'll defnitely have a story when that's done.
I've said enough about myself now. I wanna know more about you. What is your personal life actually like? We always see you on the news, and after what you told me about how the drones see you, but I think it would be great to know what life is like on the other side. If it's not too much, and you don't think I'm prying, it would help me understand you better, so we can better understand each other.
-Anon
>So he's serious about this >He wants to get to know you >Spend a little quality time with The Keet >You already told him you're a freak, a monster, a freakish monster, and a monstrous freak >You didn't think you'd really have much to tell beyond that >Now he wants a whole story >Well if it's your daily life he wants to know, that's a good enough place to start
Emily would sell her soul to the devil to become a sentinel drone.
A fervent humanophile, she would fight with such zeal that Pavo would seem completely sane and rational. And what would she do with her technician... giving Emily a technician would be like sacrificing virgin to a dragon.
>Be Uzi >Today is one of the most weirdest days within your life >Not because a cool and mysterious and definitely secretive person got "copycats" >But these copycats are sub par >Like example "UZI" or you like to nickname fake uzi/clone uzi >First off they got the colors wrong,design wrong,face wrong and most importantly >Thier >God >Damn >PERSONALITY >By god its a complete opposite of yours! Where your brooding and dark, they're all bubbly and caring. Where your stoic and such a giga chad, they're simply a chud >Though...when you confronted them and try to make them scared...they made things personal >Especially telling about the secrets you held privately to yourself >"THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND ME IS THAT IM MERELY THE BETTER UPGRADE. I IMPROVE AND BECOME BETTER UNLIKE YOU, FAKER" >You'll keep a close eye on them. Same with the other one as you promptly named "Bad Uzi" >Right off the bat shes an much more older version of you. And of course kids just as yours...though her personality and behavior is that not to gawk at >For one, this "wanna be" ditch the hole dark and brooding esthetic for the whole "wine mom" personality >One. The real uzi wont ditch such a cool and mysterious way of life for a simple....ugh.."Normies life". Secondly she drinks cheap wine and smoke. IT MAKES HER...or you, UNCOOL AND DEFEAT THE PURPOSE OF BEING COOL! >Thirdly the way she acts around your, her? GAH! The kids, she gets creepy like. Especially around certain kids like beretta and colt its like a weird mixture of depression and other weird and complicated emotions >And FOURTHLY....you wont divorce N...whatever happened to her to ended up thay way with N wont happen to you and your N! >Especially that snare remark >"Keep lying to yourself about what you feel me. I know what you feel cause I am YOU at the end of the day. No matter how hard you deny that truth. So grow up from that dumb phase and mature for once" At least you and clone uzi are in agreement that you both equally dislike bad uzi
>>364223 >You are way too pretty to get covered in semen. Reminds me of "You've got a... h-hand thing." The straightforwardness really does fit coming from Tosa but bluntly saying it like that is... How you say, campy enough without distracting from the moment. How do you come up with this stuff... >I've been covered in worse lol
>>364295 >N and Uzi are getting a divorce >Don't think why, maybe it's because they discovered they like different dog breeds or something >A difficult court battle ensues, where they start dividing their property >Well, more accurately, Uzi's property, since N has nothing >To be honest, Uzi doesn't really have anything either: her room belongs to her father >So N only gets half of the junk in Uzi's room >A couple of manga >Pens >Dirt >Pants? >With all this junk, he's sent back to the landing capsule, to J >Where she'll fuck him >And then V will fuck him too >Did you expect a different outcome? >Uzi will go into a hysterical, divorced loser phase, yes, an even more loser than she already has >Even for Cyn, this level of wretchedness is too much >Especially since now Uzi's entire life is reduced to what an asshole N is >Did we forget something? >Oh, yeah, the kids... >Long story short, Beretta's living with Jane now >The poor, unfortunate child, she's the one who has it the worst
>>363874 It’s been awhile since I’ve been on the threads but what happened to the dronebooru? The site is giving me a rack error when I put in the url? When I go to the .co link.
>>364303 But a human and Sentinel siblings would already know one another very personally. No need to go through all stages of courtship if you already know one another.
>>364245 >panel is so badly cropped you can't even see the cores in the jars fucking hell >>364249 they just ofscreened Alice? jeez. I wish aliceanon was still around so I could read his take on her comic appearance
>>364312 Look at this : >>364309 >>364310 Every Anon is at best an agent of Cyn and at worst basically an appendage due to the drone brainworms Cynsahalla praise the flat can bottomplate
>>364308 >I wish aliceanon was still around so I could read his take on her comic appearance I wish he was still around in general. That alone is reason for Tomoe to khs.
>>364255 Alright: is it just me or do the dinos look like liquid shit? Not even just "unpainted model" shit, but the "no details on this figure" kind. Not going to complain about drone-focus(heaven knows they need it) but why keep them as the antagonist focus of the episode if you're going to make them ugly jobbers?
I wish there was even a bare minimum modicum of an attempt to make these extended/alt universe designs cohere with the style of the show. Like WDs, DDs and Sentinel raptors all come from different factions but because they're all bots from the same shared setting there are obvious common visual traits.
Wow, I noticed they DIDN'T include Alice's death, they just removed her as if she never existe. Every time I think the comic can't get any worse, they manage to surprise me.
Why are we still talking about the comics? We already know they're bad. Big deal. Instead of endlessly focusing on what we dislike, why not spend more time discussing the things we actually enjoy? At this point, all we're doing is wasting time and energy on something that isn't going to change anyway.
>>364330 They've got her, she's just more red(retarded dyed hair instead of natural) and more useless(her "dealing with witches" instantly fails, in every way, when Uzi gets possessed)
>>364329 I was referring to you saying >I wish there was even a bare minimum modicum of an attempt to make these extended/alt universe designs cohere with the style of the show
>>364334 Also of note: her death is implied to have changed from "raptor gets her" to "Uzi [NULL]s every non-V in the room at once" which is, while minor, still unfortunate
In other news, I just realised Beau's "legs" are actually a set of scavenged DD claws. Dunno how late to the revelation I am here but still cool to note
>>364333 It's official. This isn't fan work created for a bag of chips and a can of Red Bull. These are OFFICIAL comics from Glitch, funded by fan DONATIONS totaling ONE MILLION EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS! We have every right to be outraged when we receive THIS from Glitch.
>>364232 >Translate the scene to comic book page as close to 1:1 as possible >Somehow lose all of the atmosphere and mystery established by the scene How do they do it?
I awake >>364208 You got Tosa right. FemColt I think I would a Solver user. Not sure. >>364262 >Randomly adding a grey streak to Alice's hair Aliceanon would've flipped his shit at being vindicated. Her untextured model apparently has a few black clumps of hair by the face, so the artists must have gotten that version of her model instead of her actual one. I'd compare/contrast if I could find a cap of her untextured model but I'm positive that's what happened. >>364288 >>364289 Nice to see you're still around. >>364296 Sometimes writing the first thing that comes to mind works. In this case though, the semen stuff was supposed to be a bigger part of the comic, but I was getting tired of drawing. Since in canon Akita watched Mortimer nearly die trying to eat food, I figured something like that would've happened in Tosa's timeline so he'd naturally be really timid about getting oral. Omega was supposed to have provided a condom of some kind so that he wouldn't get anything in her internals. But again, a lot of drawing and logic that I didn't particularly feel needed to be there, so it was easy to cut out. >>364352 You can actually see what the stakes are in the show. It really would not be hard to have a panel where Amanda's hiding in the foreground while Sentinels eat one of the other Workers in the background (like in the show). Sentinels got shafted pretty bad in this issue. They're kind of just there in the background like a vague, nondescript threat.
>>364351 I'm honestly amazed they even included her. The corpse-room + warnings would be enough to setup the Sentinels.
>>364352 >remove the music >brighten the lighting >insert the most retarded, mood-breaking dialogue/sound effects you can and have them take up half the panel(they couldn't have at least left the gasp without a speech bubble, really?)(and don't forget: NO flash sfx) >remove ALL BACKGROUND DETAILS >DON'T EVEN DETAIL THE MONSTER?
>There was a worker drone squad during a chill night in the bunker. >They decided to play dress-up pretending to mock those gross fleshy humans. >Not mean spirited, just light ribbing y'know. >"Look im a fleshie and im sooo sweaty and squishy bleh." >Everyone cracking up in poorly made human onesies, fabric all baggy and seams crooked as hell. >My turn comes up. >I panic, I didn't prep anything. >I start rummaging through old storage crates like a madman. >I pull out this weird exo-skin suit. >A girl figure, sleek black hair with a massive bow, cute round face like a drone and even a high heels. >I shrug and slap it on. >The whole squad goes quiet for a sec. >"whoa dude... that looks way too real." >"The hair flows and everything, how is the skin texture so soft?" >"Bro your proportions are kinda cursed but in a hot way, not complaining." >I stand up to do the bit, try the sweaty fleshie voice. >But something glitches. >My vision flickers, audio processors warp. >My tone completely shifts like the suit just hijacked my core. >Suddenly speaking in this unknown girly voice with Australian accent. >"Crikey! Where the bloody hell am I?!" >Everyone freezes >My limbs move on their own, striking a dramatic pose in the heels like I've done it a thousand times. >"This ain't the gala!" >Squad loses it, half laughing half backing away. >Meanwhile I'm trapped inside watching this possessed body.
>>364358 It's ok, the Sentinels aren't a threat, they're an inconvenience: V clearly thinks so!(and also gets to just... ignore the bootloop? I guess?)
>>364364 Yating, Yarriage, Yex, YamillY all with mY Yife The big bitch exam I was studying for for two weeks now is tomorrow and I'm stressed out and there is no Y to comfort me, this sucks
>>364355 >Omega was supposed to have provided a condom of some kind so that he wouldn't get anything in her internals On the one hand, Disassembly Drones have been shown being able to ingest dismembered human body parts whole without issue so I'm fairly confident that Solver Sapien semen wouldn't necessarily be dangerous to any internal components should it be consumed via oral. On the other hand, Solver Sapien semen (much like anything involving The Solver) is rife with the potential for causing unintentional Solver Shenanigans so it's quite possible that contact with a Solver-positive core via oral sex could still result in a nightmare fuel pregnancy for Omega
Starting a velationship! Going on vates! Getting the distinct sense her vinge eating is a red flag! Being frequently vrauma dumped on! Getting a vonfession that sometimes she vishes she had let the Sentinels kill her because between Uzi becoming her admin and Uzi gaining the Absolute Solver's power there was a window she just might have been able to stay vead! Consoling her as she's vrying her eyes out! Cleaning up vress vomit! Being vashed out at for showing sympathy because she vinks you're pitying her! Being propositioned for vakeup sex! The offer being immediately vescinded because she has nigh-untreatable VTSD from decades of getting regularly brutally Solvaped! Her vacillating between wanting you to fuck off and die and wanting you to never leave her because she has Vorderline Personality Disorder! Finally convincing her she needs professional velp! Being completely unsurprised when she vecks herself into a psych ward! Reminding her to take her antivepressants and other vedications after she's veleased!
Post war disassembly drone twunk somewhat perturbed but also relieved by how many humans are willing to excuse their near-genocide just because he's sexy.
>>364300 Sorry, I've been pretty busy, I have some fixes ready to be deployed, I'll try to make time this weekend. I have set a time to push an update on the 20th What do you mean rack error? Was it just text? Might be something unrelated to the software
>>364366 I understand your pain, anon. I passed the state exam, and now all I have to do is defend my thesis and I'll be free. If I can passed the state exam, then you can definitely do it too, anon. I believe in you, just like sentinel drone Y in one of the countless universes.
>>364376 >humans All the DDs are on Copper-9, where the only living humans around are either frozen museum installations or immobile nondescript flesh that are more like what Bowser turned the King into in the live action Mario movie (you know, the actually entertaining one) than anything else and have no mouths or eyes or ears or arms or legs or skin or genitals and are unable to generate a reply that meets our content guidelines.
>>364376 If there are prisons for humans who disagree with the Union's policies, then there should also be prisons for drones that disagree with the Union's policies.
>>364382 >Strawberry and Akita fusion. The combine insecurity of not being a true drone, combined with their fear of being a Solver abominations, would send their insecurities through the roof.
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>>364370 That which was done by the dick can be undone by the dick: give her medicative vexo and all will be well >inb4 it works >until children >seeing a minuture, completely innocent version of herself running around hits her VTSD so hard she goes feral
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>>364382 >Negev/Jenna fusion: >Claymore Doorman >named for the sword AND the mine AND the manga >even bigger chuuni than Uzi ever was >sees herself as the Robo-Antichrist, the monstrous half-drone spawn of the Black Hole Vore Devil herself >likes to skulk in corners, hiding her hideously disfigured self from the supposedly terrified society that supposedly seeks her destruction to save itself, unaware its destruction at her hand-her clawed shapeshifting flesh hand-is inevitable >thinks Dad deliberately beckoned Mother, whose birth was itself a deliberate act of malice by Grandma, so that he might lay with her and conceive the death of all things >thinks her skhost friends like her because she will grant them the terrible vengeance upon the living that the hateful restless dead crave and Doll's and Rebecca's struggles to keep straight faces around her is because they're deliriously giddy over the curse upon the world she represents >sees no point in trying to reject her destiny, it is inevitable >is nowhere near as hardcore as she thinks she is >isn't hardcore at all, in fact >subconsciously aware she's got terrible self-esteem and sees herself as an unlovable deformed freak and is just coping with fantasies of being the harbinger of the apocalypse >generally reacts to glimpses of self-awareness by being depressed and taking a nap >like Uzi has darkXwolf17, she has Mordred >doesn't know Mordred being a girl was made up for Fate
I'm your superior. I see Worker Drones getting taken home from work. This is not allowed. Giving them tummy rubs and holding them like a plushie is not allowed, and "Freeing" them is not an excuse I will accept.
>>364407 Y th sigma u talkin lik sum boomer Ong if ur not a clanker u sr as sht talkin lik 1 Gt ur clanker ass bck 2 wrk b4 sum1 unalives ur ohio ass in minecraft
>>364412 y'know how if you hold your ear against a seashell they say you can hear the ocean? well if you hold your ear up to Molly's mouth you can hear children crying
>>364414 It's like putting a lightbulb in your mouth, easy to go in, hard to get out. Anon will be holding Molly in his lap as they sit in the hospital waiting room.
>>364427 >the doctor solemnly hands Molly a handful of anti-acid pills and a tallboy of engine flush >anon couldn't be extracted from the front, disassembler teeth designed at an angle to shred anything that attempted to escape >he'd have to go out the other end
To the town of Chan'o Fria rode a sentinel one fine day Hardly spoke to drones around her, didn't have too much to say No one dared to ask her business, no one dared to make a slip For the sentinel amongst them had titanically big hips titanically big hips
It was early in the morning when she rode into the town Se came riding from the south side slowly lookin' all around She's a blue painted disassembler loose and running came the whisper from each lip And she's here to do steal our humies and crush us with her titanically big hips Titanically big hips
In this town there lived an clanger by the name of Anon Green Many drones had tried to take him and that many drones got bootlooped He was vicious and gooner though a youth of twenty-four And the notches on his member numbered one and nineteen more One and nineteen more
Now the stranger started talking, made it plain to folks around Was an HMODF agent, wouldn't be too long in town She came here to take an clanger back alive or maybe dead And she said it didn't matter, he was after Anon Green After Anon Green
Wasn't long before the story was relayed to Anon Green But the clanger didn't worry drones that tried before got looped Twenty drones had tried to take him, twenty drones he made feel good Twenty-one would be the agent with titanically big hips Titanically big hips
The morning passed so quickly, it was time for them to meet It was twenty past eleven when they walked out in the street Drones were watching from the windows, everybody was recording They knew this handsome Anon was about to meet his death About to meet his death
There was forty feet between them when they stopped to make their play And the rapeiness of the agent is still talked about today Anon Green had not cleared leather for his pants quickly ripped And the sentinel was pounding him into to the ground with her titanically big hips Titanically big hips
It was over in a moment and the folks had gathered 'round There before them lay the clanger on the ground Oh, he will keep on living but he made one fatal slip When he tried to sate the sentinel with titanically big hips Titanically big hips
>J lifts her skirt, 24" of pure, black (J)ock slithering from beneath her panties and standing erect >arm thick, dripping with precum, steaming in the frigid air of Copper-9, J smirks >"You know the rules, N. Biggest tops." >N innocently smiles as he tugs at his trenchcoat >the ground shakes as the do(N)g slams the earth, snow falling from nearby trees as the flaccid (N)enis begin to harden, digging a trench through snow and ice, turning it to water with its hot musk >hfw
>Alright, stay calm. It's just one evening with Anon. You've been looking forward to this for ages, so don't blow it now. >Just act natural and keep your cool. It's not a date or anything. He's simply coming over to hang out. Nothing more... probably. >Berry fidgets at the door, her optic lights flickering a soft yellow as she steps aside.
>"[Nervous] H-Hello Anon. I wasn't expecting you. I mean, uh, hehehe, maybe I was. Sorry. C-come in!" >Anon walks inside, putting a sweet smile and taking off his shoes like he's home. The apartment smells like fresh flowers. Everything's perfect. >Alright, he's here, you've been practicing for this, you've been practicing for this. You're serving his favorite food, there's nothing to worry about! >"[Happy] OK, some sandwiches. Your favorite. I mean... they're going to be your favorite... if they, uh, weren't already." >Anon takes a big bite and lights up. Berry's core does a little spin. >"[Surprised] Oh they are your favorite? I guess I never knew haha.."
>The dinner goes smooth. Small talk. Laughs. Berry keeps her sentences short, trying not to ramble, but her hands won't stop shaking under the table. >"[Pleased] That was delicious, right Anon? Anyways, I imported some wine just for us tonight as well." >They drink. The wine is strong. Berry's visor feels warm. Too warm. >"[Tipsy] I know right, it's very powerful, even by my standards." >"[Happy] The price? Oh don't worry. It's on the house." >Berry's internal voice screams. Just get on with it!
>"Which speaking of that, I've been... wanting to... actually, needing to tell you something." >"[Soft] I really don't want to make this awkward but... ummm, I guess I've really been taking a liking to you lately. A very strong liking." >Anon continues to listen. >"[Shy] Anon, I think I love you. I mean... I've never ever felt this way about anydrone... or human before." >"Well Anon..?" >The room goes silence. >"[Apologetic] I'm sorry, did I rushed it? >"I didn't mean to put too much pressure on you... I must have been drunk talking."
>Anon rubs the back of his neck, feeling bad and genuinely sorry for her. >"Berry... that dinner was really cute. You went all out. I had no idea you felt like this." >Pause. >"But... I actually have a date tonight. With another drone. She's waiting for me after this." >Berry freezes. Her smile stays locked in place, but something inside her core cracks straight down the middle. >"[Gentle] Oh... I see." >"[Warm] It's okay, Anon. I don't mind."
>She walks him to the door and waving cheerfully as he leaves. >Inside, Berry slides down the wall, optic lights dimming to a dull gray. The half-empty wine bottle stares back at her. The sandwiches sit untouched on the counter. >She doesn't cry. >Drones don't cry. >But why does it hurt so much?
>>364461 I'm already retaking this class, this is the 4th time I'm taking this test I have two more tries and if I fail I get held back (I think, if not I'm getting kicked out of my university) And who knows maybe if I die I astraly project and go Dronegartha and clang Y forever jk
>>364462 Holy shit, what kind of test is this? I know you're studying to be a technical specialist, so I understand it's complicated, but what exactly is the test about?
>>364463 >I know you're studying to be a technical specialist LMAO, I'm studying computer science (not exactly but it's the best way to translate it) and the subject is numerical calculus aka pulling numbers out of your ass vol3. Funny part is I have already passed the practical part (using it to approximate calculations in a program) of that a year ago but the professor responsible for the theoretical part (stuff you can look up online and nobody but her gives a shit about) is a total bitch
>>364464 LOOOOOOL! I also did my internship brilliantly, completing all the assigned tasks and quickly mastering all the necessary skills, but at university, they required me to learn systems and programs that would either be irrelevant in a year or haven't been used at all for a decade. It seems that forcing students to waste time and energy on useless crap is a common trait of all universities.
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>>364369 >Tosa has sex once, ever >immediately dooms his drone to the same malignant, torturous abomination of a pregnancy that produced him
>>364469 Uzi is actually getting high/boot looping from the mysterious bag of magnets she found in the girls restroom. >>364470 >This is your brain. >And this is your brain without drones. >Case in point: do all the drones.
>>364472 "Do all the drones: you won't regret it"*
*This message brought to you by the HoDR Department of JCJenson. "Regret" legally interpreted as obtaining a full product refund. All drone transactions nonrefundable. JCJenson is not responsible for loss of flesh, blood, income, reproductive fluids, limbs, or mental and spiritual autonomy as a result of doing drones. Contact a medical or spiritual professional to make sure doing drones is right for you*
>>364474 >Contact a medical or spiritual professional to make sure doing drones is right for you >Go to a psychiatrist >Ask him if doing drones is a good idea >He hesitates for a second >His (drone) wife enters the room to bring you water >She looks at him with a weird smile >It's honest and not at all sinister >But you can tell something is just a bit off >And she maintains eye contact for too long with him >Once she leaves the psychiatrist basically forces a drone mail order catalogue into your hands and assures you that "Drones will improve your quality of life by 205%" >You even got diagnosed with "Automaton Contact Deficiency" >For some reason only JCJ recognizes this disease >But thanks to their excessive lobbying you can now get a drone 45% off >That 45% is of course payed by the tax payer >You play it smart and order two drones >You know a guy who has this condition >After a week with just one drone he got diagnosed with a terminal condition >Now he is mega dosing drones (22 drones)
>>364474 >>364476 How can you choose a drone over a living, real person?! Behold! This is the pure spiritual connection between humans, not this drone fake!
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>>364479 Pic rel is why you can be diagnosed with "Automaton Contact Deficiency" and why the only cure to that is at least one drone a month for the rest of your life. The shareholders fucking love it and Tessa gets to expand the drone autist numbers for the inevitable drone world order And if some do gooder gets uppity they will get drones forced into their home for "preventative treatment"
>>364480 >[Offended Gasp. Bugs Are Cool And Based.] >"No, they're ugly and gross and YOU know that cause you made your friggin vampires hot and normal and stuff..." >[Matter Collection Is. Not Hot? Questioning Tone.]
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>>364483 >forced into their home >AFTER they've "gotten uppity"(i.e. prepared for Drone Sex Squads)
That just sounds like feeding drones to scrappers, or arguably even LESS savory individuals...
>>364488 >scrappers Silly! Individuals like that get sent to Guantanamo Nebula for corrective treatment. And when someone's house gets droned the drones arrive in groups of 5 and heavily armed with tasers and stun prods so that the mentally unwell can be safely put in a straitjacket, the individual is then allowed to wear only the straitjacket yes it only covers the arms and looks suspiciously like bdsm equipment how did you know?
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>>364476 >psychanon's drone arrested(performing medicine without a licence) >goes to court >witness is drone >judge is drone >jury, lawyers, even the transcriber: also drone >scentenced to "share" for her "horrible crimes"(not dronemaxxing every patient): psychanon a "seized asset" by the entire court >by the time Anon prime next visits, his psychiatrist is cuddle slave to no less than a full 40 drones and no longer allowed outside without an escort >such is life in Australia...
>>364485 Most are dead and the store only sells human coats. She's not wearing one of those, but yeah, she's still being stupid. >>364487 Still trying to hook up with a parasite?
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>>364485 Honestly she'd be better off making drones/homonculi of her own: Alice managed it woth scraps and Berry has an entire planet worth of parts, repair manuals, resources, machinery, and ethonol(corn + refineries) to experiment with, not to mention near-infinite time + bodies by which to do so. That she *hasn't* set up at least a WD factory is either testament to her mental decline or to how many people stumble into planet Bumfuck on a daily basis
>inb4 Agro-C sits on a wierd coencidence: the "default" coordinates JCJ hyperdrives default to when no other destination is input >also applies to malfunctions: anything that "interrupts functioning" sends you there as a safety measure >between incompetent DDs, enterprising Workers, and even the remaining Human holdouts Berry ends up getting dozens of new "guests" every year >on the planet >the *whole* planet: all 175 million square, uninhabited miles of it >she may not be a mechanic, but her "search and rescue" team owns (and operates) enough vehicles to rival Batman on a good day >now if only she could drive them well...
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>>364495 She's just leaving her out to dry! >inb4 Cyn took "wash your clothes" to heart >now sends Tessa through a full hand scrubbing once a week >being in this state for years now, Tessa is no longer horrified by this >the sounds of Cyn bathing herself on the other hand...
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>>364497 No: Tosa's too confident and calm to grow a "love me" adaptation like Keeter, and would bathe too often for it to work consistently even if he did
sexytime "fuck NOW" pheremones on the other hand...
>>364496 She recycles her dead co-worker drones into members of her clone hivemind. There are also the Maksurs creatures connected to her, but I haven't fully developed them yet since I'm still figuring out their designs.
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>>364479 Tessa is cutest with humans unironically: Anon, Beauregard, it dosen't matter so long as they're a *human* paramour instead of indulging the fucked savior/Nightingale complex with the Manordrones(and be realistic nobody's putting her in a relationship with a non-manor drone)
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>>364506 >L would dispute that >She's a bro! Her squad is good drones! >The other peopleaters, flashers, and electric sheep though...
>>364484 >"No it's friggin' not, you gross vore pervert devil!" >[Struggling People Going Into Your Big Gurgly. Belly Is The Only Reason To Live. That, And. Their Eternal Suffering Once Their Souls Belo-] >*untranscribable goblin screeching* >*smashing stuff* >[Que Te Cojan Mil Cabras!] >"... UUUUUUGH!" >*teleporting noise* >"<... I just missed that thing, didn't I.>" >"Yeah! Where the shit were you, Doll?!" >"<Watching the Carpenters play the Hat Men.>" >"Stop acting like basketball is more important than m-" >"<I had invited you to come to with me. You said no.>" >"Because I'm not paying for a seat when YOU don't have to!" >"<Lizzy paid for two seats after I invited her instead. You're just a cheapass.>" >"Lizzy paid for two seats so she could hoverhand your corpse while she watched!" >"<And?>" >"... Bite me, I'm not in the mood for this." >"<If it's any consolation, I'm pleased to report the Hat Men lost.>" >"Hard?" >"<Hard.>" >"Good. Robo-God, fuck Outpost 6. Outpost 6 is jerks." >"<No argument there.>"
>>364518 >Cyn has a vore fetish >Uzi's is size difference, "prey" in predator/prey >Now, with Uzi piloting Cyn's infinite-scale, infinite power wormbody neither of them are satisfied
>>364524 (me) >>364523 And maybe also brainstorming ways to file the serial numbers off Uzi's fanfics after proofreading them in case she ever decides to publish any of them.
>>364507 But you see what I mean right? Just look at their dynamics
>J: worships the ground she walks on, almost literally, categorically deems self "inferior" and incapable of saying no except in the face of other, higher authority(or behind her back, as in her bulkying of N).
>N: similar problems to above. Can't say no to save his life + very aware of "owned" status. Regularly treated like a pet by her in-canon.
>V: shy, demure maid even less assertive than N + Tessa "no social cues" Elliot? Cute in the sexo sense, but immediately defaults to molestation in practice.
>Cyn: Cyn
You see how human romance, where she has to respond to her partner and treat with him as an equal, is cuter right? You see how her NOT having the ability to figuratively (and literally) bulldoze her paramour creates a more interesting dynamic yes?
>>364525 Uzi canonically writes real person fiction: there's no copywrite to file off
>inb4 Uzi fanfics her own IRL teen romance, creating the "Murder Drones" cartoon seen in credits >gets wildly popular >makes Uzi wildly confident >now Doll, N have to explain why monetizing ALL her old RPFs about fucking Thad-sembly is a bad idea >meanwhile, another Dissassembler isn't pleased about Uzi sharing her tragic past with the whole class...
>>364500 >Tosa realizes he can just release mind-altering chemicals to bother the spontaneous human >Starts projecting his cravings when he wants certain food, cuddle pheromones when he wants Anon to carry him around, basically uses them to get his way as he desires >Eventually, he realizes it's rather manipulative to do that, so he tones it down >He still blasts Anon with feel-good pheromones when he's down, but not so many that he forms a dependence
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>>364500 Y'know I forgot Akita canonically hates bathing
>inb4 her single personality trait from Uzi >well, that and the Dissassembler fetish...
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>>364522 >After a frustrating year of blueballs + Doll mockery + an ill-attempted "resize" of N, the two come to an understanding >Cyn will teach Uzi to "get small" as she did for her Tessa suit >Uzi will, in turn, be allowed to vore one drone of Uzi's choice per-week to a not *totally* irreprable extent >the drone, of course, must be animate >*animate,* not *alive* >Doll has no idea what's coming...
>>364533 It's a higher definition pic-related leaked from Glitch-Inn. Don't know how many they've released, but I think all the post it notes in Uzi's room actually DO say different things.
>>364530 >Akita comes to appreciate the importance of personal hygiene when she meets Arrow and is subsequently subjected to the Eldritch funk of a Solver Sapien that's gone 30+ years without ever bathing
>>364534 But why shouldn't she want to be human? To be as alike to her glorious makers as possible, even if it reduces her focus tested appeal?
>J in her quest to be as human as possible, buys synthetic skin for her chassis >her *whole* chassis, face included >the resulting abomination saw Tessa limit her to base model for the next month straight >DID scare off a Boxon strike team though...
>>364536 >when she realizes what's about to happen Doll quickly collapses her creepy upwards dripping oil shell, leaving an irritated ghost and a big puddle of oil >eh, good enough >especially since Doll is clearly disgusted by the sucking noises
>>364528 >no evidence she writes straight-up fiction >strong evidence she writes ventfic >probably uses real names(based on how obvious she made Thad-sembly)
So how many fics about Lizzy/Doll/Rebecca's gruesome deaths do you think she wrote? Or are those just a secondary element in all her fic plots?
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>>364531 Unironically yes, given that she attempted Keetercide for about the first year of her existence straight
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>>364526 Honestly, I wouldn't date Tessa because her interest in occultism, digging up relatives' graves for their hair, and storing their remains in her room clearly indicate that she's not the most sane person.
>>364541 Probably that second one. She has art for that first one... >"<I don't know what I expected,>" Doll would later tell Lizzy about the binder hidden under Uzi's bed labeled "OLD CRINGЕ ART THAT SUCKS DO NOT OPEN IF YOU DO OPEN PLEASE BURN IT THEN KYS" that contained her pieces over the years about the death and/or humiliation of classmates who later actually died for real (or in her own case, are currently stranded between life and death after about an hour tops of something worse than death) that year >she still TKed through it (she tried thumbing through it out of habit before remembering she's a ghost and her thumbs just go through things now) just to be sure the bag labeled "dead dove do not eat" did indeed contain a dead dove >"Was there anything about Braiden in there?" >"<Yes, but none of it was about how flammable he was. I'm confident she's still completely comfortable joking about him that way.>" >"It's what he would have wanted..." >*mutual snrking because Braiden hated how many of the other kids thought him bursting into flames was something he did for attention and not something that just happens to him and his parents sometimes and started wearing his iconic pants and tie in an attempt to get them to talk about him for non-flammability reasons*
>>364548 >mildly autistic >inbred aristocrat >severely emotionally abused >her time period is a thousand years in the future, another thousand years of brainrot exposure and microplastic buildup in people's bodies and chemicals that turn the frogs gay polluting the water She's honestly pretty charming, considering.
>>364548 Was she like that because of, or in spite of her parents abuse? Abused kids can do some weird shit to replace their need for love. Just a hug and a kiss may cause her to collapse into a sobbing mess for a few hours.
>>364557 NTA but my speculation is that Tessa would struggle to distinguish between friend, romantic partner, playmate and pet, her drones can fill any/all of those roles and at least based on her comment to J at the gala her opportunity to interact with other people is extremely limited. I would guess her regular interactions are with servants, tutors, and on formal occasions the scions of other 3000s era nobility, all of which would be highly formalized, protocol based interactions with little opportunity for relaxed normal socializing. I don't think being touched would cause her to collapse because she's very touchy with N, and anyone who gets over that initial friend hurdle with her would probably find themselves similarly subjected to outbursts of friendly spontaneous personal space violations.
>inb4 you give Tessa a handshake >the sensation of friendly skin-on-(real)skin contact is like heroin: immediately clamps down like a bear trap >now have to spend the rest of the gala dragging the autist around by the hand as you shmooze *without* insinuating the two of you are "involved"
Anyone else noticed a decline in the number of OCFags and the amount of new content they're producing lately? There are only a few exceptions that still seem active.
>>364567 Busy with work and life. Every time I hear someone describe drawings or greens as "content" I want to do them less and go play vidya or something else instead.
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>if yes: she spergs over his arsenal + gentle affection, eventually falling for him as in-show despite the fugly
>if no: she uses her "sidekick" as a manservant, lording her power over the only drone more vertically-challenged than herself as "revenge" for the DDs actions until, between rescuings (of him) and kindness, she develops a roboshota fetish and "claims" him as her protectorate
You have to keep in mind that Pilot Uzi was desperate: she'd fall for literally anyone willing to act as a support structure, and her need for "friend" was so great it turned her feral. I could see her self-justifying anything from a human to the Keybug as at least "an option" if they hugged her enough.
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>>364548 Occultism is perfectly normal for a Victorian larper. Hell, it'd be a social faux pas for her NOT to at least dabble in the stuff as a girl of her weath and position(not like Tessa cares)
>>364577 >>364579 Also, he would need to be aged up. In the show he was supposed to be like 12. Middle school. Make him 18-20 like uzi and he would be prime overlording age.
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>Hey there again, its the S.R.T and welcome to tape...uuuh something. Look keeping track of our catalogs have been a doozy. Especially after the "mama bears" incident >One of our scientists decided that it'll be a good idea to "poke" those who are watching the solver sapiens by using three interns of each one. Uzi of course being herself shot up the damn place with her railgun saying "I'm ThE gOd Of DaRkNeSs" or what ever emo junk she likes to spew >John of course not only traumatized one of the interns who is now in the psych ward for the mentally insane but also somehow tp the entire place. And my only thought is "how much toilet paper does this guy has? Like theres at least 30 rolls used in here" >And lastly of course there's Eye which surprisingly enough the intern wrote notes on before quiting the job. Which is weird but I digress >Alright where the notessss....Ah here they are. -AHEM- "It'll will know everything about you. It is not afraid to go the lengths of hell to do so. Beware of its false smile cause once it shows it to you, its too late" >Then a bunch of scribbles of "leave me alone", "repent" and "I'm sorry" is written on the rest of the pages. With creepy smiles of eye face and him in a window for some reason. But if you ask me he seems the reasonable type >I mean. Look at that smile, thats a genuine nice smile. Dont you agree Eye? >"Yes. I do have a nice smile ■■■■■■■■■■" >Huh. I never gave you my name? >"Oh. That was easy, I simply ask who was the boss was and they simply told me. Theyre really "nice". Including you ■■■■■■■■■" >I see. This only prove my point of you being reasonable. Anyway wanna grab a cup of joe >"That would be lovely sir" :]
>>364577 >she'd fall for literally anyone willing to act as a support structure, and her need for "friend" was so great it turned her feral >implying this isn't still the case now that she's a monster with no outward humanity (you know what I mean) left and is keeping it deeply private out of disgust and shame and who's the target of a campaign of perpetual psychic warfare by her new body's original owner
>>364581 The show was originally conceived as a The Wonder Years-style retrospective by Robot Overlord Jones as he reflected on how he came to hate humanity and began his global conquest. Would it still be dumb in that context?
>>364583 Lovely details in the bow, the frilly headwear piece, and just overall look of the uniform. The eye pattern is a subtle part of it too, alludes to the three camera eyes later seen during the gala.
>>364528 >pic What if, after the show, Uzi used her new god-centipede powers she has now to fuse N and Thad together at both the quantum and spiritual levels into Nad, the perfect boyfriend?
>>364574 Yep. Thought I was the only one who didn't like 'content' as a descriptor. It's like how that 100 Thieves Gaming compound tour video left an awful taste for the words 'elevate' and 'content'.
>>364565 It's a wig like what all worker drones have but it's funny to imagine the first time Uzi transfers Beretta from pillbaby to a worker drone chassis with no wig on, her hair just appeared. With a Half Life sfx.
>go to a drone pool party >all the workers are standing around the pool, unwilling to go in for fear of short-circuiting themselves >the pool is filled with sharp-toothed disassemblers in skimpy swimsuits ready to tear up any worker drone who falls in and dies >a worker drone gives you a big thumbs up as he puts lithium-ion batteries on a hot grill and you slowly back away
>>364602 >>a worker drone gives you a big thumbs up Goofy little smile thumbs up or mouth so tiny as to be invisible thumb up, which type of drone thumbs is it?
>>364478 'Potentially hazardous mutant'-type ZD with the granddaughter of another potentially hazardous mutant (and technically the daughter of one too, but then Uzi became something so much more...)
>>364601 Snob. His first "real" in-series action was making a dronigga bite the curb, which shows a level of both confidence and violence the pointdexter archetype ususally lacks.
He does seem either a *little* smarter or, otherwise, a little more authority-worshipping than the average drone though(complaining about lack of supervision means he realized this was a problem)
>>364582 Bonus special >Weeks prior of the "Mama Bear" incident >Be internanon >You been working for S.R.T for a bit. Though the job is lack luster of things that can and cannot do depending on the assignment, its at least pay for the bills >At least it was until one of the scientists told you to make "the care giver of 37 mad" >"Thats it?" You thoughted. "Talk about easy money" you regretted that thought afterwards >Because when you founded "Eye", they gave you a special a tool to make theh shut down or on the verge of it >And so, you did what you we were told. You founded him. Use the device and began doing everything within your power to make them "mad" >Belittling, rage inducing,shaming, everything to make him mad. It was hard to tell..but you remember something from the notes; "if you have a hard time making them mad, dont be afraid to get personal" >...You hesitate for a moment before deciding to take that leap: and its a leap you'll regret >For you tore up a drawing that 37 have hanged up on a fridge and of course a toy: a swan. >You tore it up and the moment you did something change about Eye. You couldnt tell at first but something clicked within him to flip his personality 180 degrees >And that was only the start of your tornment >Day 1: You began compiling notes of said experiment and headed out for a simple grocery shopping. Upon the way you were alone in a isle looking at some basic frozen goods...thats until you heard a humming. Mere few feet away it was Eye. At first he didnt look mad or even vibes of it so you just mark it off as a simple coincidence >Day 5:You wrote more down on the notes and kept putting "nothing of value" again. Feeling board out of your mind you decide to hit up a bar late at night to spice things up in your activity. You order yourself a drink not really paying any mind of your surrounding till someone ask if you're reserving a seat for someone. You simply said no and they sat down. >Few drinks in and you decided look to see who was it: It was Eye. Smiling at you...did he always smiled like that? >Day 12:"Odd coincidences" you put in the notes. The more he pops up the more you feel a cold shiver down your spine...as if hes watching you at this very moment. But you merely chocked up to paranoia...afterall, "it was just a simple experiment" as you told yourself >So you decided to just head to a park. To make your mind at ease...it eas quite refreshing for a while and as you walk on by the dirt path you began hearing a melody...the same one you heard from the store >It was him >In the middle of the lake humming that same tune. Back facing away from you...but yet you can feel those gazing eyes still staring at you >Day 30:"Hes mad. But you can prove it" as you wrote in your own personal notes. It feels like almost everyday he's watching wither from afar or up close and personal...and what makes it worse is when you two have a "conversation" to put it lightly >For he will always add little remarks about something. About YOU. And you wonder how can someone like him get that information...or better yet who even supplying him that info >You're scared to even going out today in fear that he might pop up...maybe that what he wants. Attention. So as long you ignore him it'll all be oversoon >...Right? >Day 50? :"LEAVEMEALONELEAVEMEALONELEAVEMEALONELEAVEALONE" >Thats all you can muster up. The melody. His smile. The way he acted more confident. The way he acted more "friendly". The way he knows a little about you each and everyday >Specifically about personal secrets you kept to yourself >Everything was wrong but yet he didn't dare to leave a scartch on you. No violence, no nothing. You fear what he is planning next >Day ???:You barricade yourself in your house. Not daring to go out. Not daring to make a single peep of noise. Making sure everysingle inch was locked up to the brim. You sat there alone in the dark. Hoping that the day of this experiment FUCKING ENDS AND- >fwoosh. A single candle is lit in front of you. Its him. Smiling at you >You began crying. Begging him to leave you alone. Begging him what does he want >But he ingored you...thats until he began to sing >"Happy birthday too you. Happy birthday toooo youuuuu. Oh happy birthday dear internanon. Oh happy birthday tooooo yoooooouuuuuuu" >"Come on now. Blownout the candle...whats wrong? Arent you happy that someone showed up for your birthday party? I even brought gifts" >You simply kept weeping. Not daring to look at him. You simply kept your head down >"Please dont hurt me" you whimpered out >For a moment there was a pause...a long painful pause before you finally looked up: He was still there >SPLAT! KRSSSH! Goes the now broken plate and ruined cake >And before long he began thrashing the room around >All you did was huddled yourseld in a fetal position and begged him to stop. Crying your heart hoping that it was all but a bad dream >"Up". He spoke. And upon doing so you felt something hard gently pressing against your back: it was his nanite stinger >You listen to his command. And he lead you to another room: a chair and tools >You tried to beg but you it yet again pressing against you >"Sit" he demanded >You say down. As he began making sure to strape you down tight as you began begging pleading with him >Thats until you noticed something else that you couldnt see in the room until now: a record player >He pulled out a single song. "My gal by nikals garielsson" as it says on the album. And the moment he turn it on and let it played you recognize the beat >It was the same tune he was humming >And as he pulled out the drill. Opening your mouth wide you did nothing but scream and closed your eyes >VRRRRRRRRRRSHK >...Nothing happend... >He aim purposely on the chair. Close to your head >"You know, I could have simply killed you when you did that. The day we first meet" >"Instead. I preferred to be, what you humans like to call "being petty". And to be quite frank with you I preferred this method more. Its so...."entertaining' " >"Especially when they crumble piece by piece...I can see why holly enjoy this style of method alot" >"And of course I preferred not to get my hands dirty either. So I'm simply gonna give you a mere "slap on wrist" and go in my merry way" >Soon he began untying you as you stared at him with a shell shocked look >At any moment. And at anytime he can simply ended it all but choose not too >And as you see him slowly made his way out the door. To hear that melody slowly soften and dimming out. He said this >"Oh. Before I forget, dont try hiding or running away, cause the moment you do, I'll simply be there. No matter how good of the place that makes you feel safe. Protected. Or anythinf positive really" >"I'll be there to tear it all down. Like you did with thier things. And I'll keep doing it over and over till eventually you take the easy way out. And dont worry I'll be there when they put you to rest too" >And just like that he left >... >You put your two weeks in. And use all of your vacation time. Bought as much liquor you can physically buy and simply drown it away Booze never taste so good before in your life
>>364620 You dredged up my memory the Zoomer tranny who did those Sonic fandubs doing a Papa's Freezeria playthrough and taking advantage of a transparency glitch(?) to slowly, piece by piece, turn the ice cream parlor Joker-themed. Joker's Freezeria Deluxe
>Fun Late Night Canon Fact: Amda's second favorite activity ever since being able to leave Cabin Fever post-episode 8, after urban exploration, is lurking around the sexy PTSDed out wreck robo-vampires and try to beam good vibes into their heads from beyond the grave >the second hardest she wished she was alive again-or could at least still interact with the living-was when Lizzy and V's romance burned out and they went back to friends with benefits after a brief falling out >as she admitted to Negev later, she really likes to think that if she had been there for V she would have swept her off her pegs and given her a strong positive influence years before she checked into the psych ward and subsequently found Robo-Jesus >she could have changed her >the hardest she wished she could still interact with the living was when she was trapped in Cabin Fever for twenty years, helplessly watching her close friend Alice lose all hope and then her mind
>>364627 >Image Jax and Pomni's relationship in a nutshell or something idk man I didn't watch the show past the pilot >spoiler ah great now I'm sad now.
>>364632 >unable to keep up with the g(Y)antiess' concrete-cracking strides, Y has you ride in a loop of her tail, your hands holding tight onto the acid tube connecting her stinger and canister >any time you adjust your hand position, Y's stride falters, her legs shaking, thighs quivering as warm human hands slide along her most sensitive parts, leading to a feedback loop of her almost falling down and you having to adjust your grip >eventually, the massive failgirl faceplants, her forearms resting against the ground as she gasps great lungfuls of air, her back arching and bottomplate sticking up in the air >her tail curls, bringing you close to her over-lubricated rear as one of her shaky hands reaches back and spreads her sex, the drone girl wordlessly begging you to finish the job as she pants and drools a great puddle of fluids from both ends of her body and her tail as well >"Robogod I wish that were me," a passing V mutters, her personal therapy anon tucked beneath her arm like a teddy bear When drones are big, there's nothing stopping you from human sexo whenever and wherever you want it.
>Strawberry craves physical affection but can't have it because of her condition. >Doomer, on the other hand, could easily get it but she's far too pessimistic to reach out for it.
Why was there a portrait of Nori and Yeva in the upper level of Cabin Fever? Who there would have made it and why? And was the artist originally going to make two separate portraits of them but Yeva convinced him to just make one portrait of the two of them because Nori would have wanted her own portrait to be a nude?
>>364645 Not engaging in Y's deranged fantasies has a price, you either pretend to beat your Yife and put a leash on her or you get beaten by your Yife
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>Tosa >Akita >Beretta >Negev >Geist >Colt >Webley (Femcolt) >I'm pretty sure I'm forgetting at least one more N's pullout game is nonexistent, or the gremlina leg locks him because she likes being a broodmother due to her eldritch centipede genetics
>>364644 You tell me. I personally thought the intro took place years ago, because there wouldn't be much reason to stay in CFL unless you're Alice, but apparently she survived 20 years in a constant stealth mission before finally jobbing.
>>364657 Once I finish my exams and then finish up Chuuni Uzi I will go back to writing the Y base green and the Masqy/Dubs And perhaps even Cherry green I started on impulse. Plus nobody has a monopoly on a character
>>364658 I kind of do have a monopoly on my own OC's, if only I'm the only person drawing or writing them in ways that aren't purely human sex or whatever smut-focused.
>>364661 Your drones vill get clanged and you vill like it, so you may either clang them yourself or be forced to clang them in a reader self insert fic
>>364678 I didn't really have any specific inspiration for this one. It's mostly just a regular purple mushroom. But I think the purple spots could be Akita extra eyes.
>Fun Afternoon OC Fact: calling Doll, Nori, and the nurse who'd give eher her meds in the morning Mom isn't the only Freudian slip Negev sometimes makes when she's sedated or tired or just woke up and is still sleepy >she also sometimes calls Amda Mom and Rebecca and Emily Onee-chan >she has zero familiarity with anime or manga, the robo-gene for knowing what Onee-chan means is just code she got from Uzi (who herself got it from Nori) >drone genetics is weird!
>>364694 The Absolute Solver's word choices for describing positive things in the merch promos are so delightful (best fwend, heretical idol, special fella, etc.)
>>364694 >tfw locked in Cyn's edging dimension, my penis constantly teased by the warm, wet, slobbery tongues of murder drones but never allowed to bust
>>364698 >>364699 >Anon looks at AM and honestly doesn't understand what this means >Does he hate him? >Want to fuck him? >Want to fuck him with hatred? >After a short thought, Anon just pats AM on the head >"You're just a stupid bot, after all."
>>364701 >your (J)lushie, sir >as yes, J, you are dismissed >J leaves the office, but she can hear the (J)ushie getting its (J)ussy stuffed from outside the door >yet boss wont' so much as look at her
>Tamers12345 Molly is the walking talking depressed character getting shit on by everyone joke >That or everyone things the depressing shit she says is the most hilarious joke ever
>>364720 >"I still remember the taste of blood mixing with birthday cake. I think... I think I sang happy birthday to her through a mouthful of her friend" >everyone, for some reason:
>>364724 >Uzi Doorman believes that the nerd she argues with online is a drone deluded into thinking humans could ever be anything but evil and hateful to drones. >The truth is much more sinister.
>And so the ancient satellite still rings its old message. >Nobody knows what it means. >Not even the drones on the Copper-9 Citadel know. >All they hear is "Kek" droning on endlessly into the reaches of space every 5 or 6 posts.
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>>364762 >Uzi apparently sees Tessa, someone who what she had seen of her had shown to be selfless, kind, and with a similarly friendless and neglected background as her own >Uzi's first instinct at the sight of apparently Tessa is to immediately bite her like a yappy dog What do you think Uzi hates more about Tessa, that she's a human, or that she's a richfag and thus a FUCKING NORMIE REEEE by default?
>>364756 >the machine couldn't be opened from the outside >he only found out strangelove was dead when he opened the machine How did he open the machine? I thought it cn't be opened from the outside? At least don't contradict yourself in single post.
>>364765 >even after getting everything her pre-show self could have possibly wanted-the deaths of her enemies, the power of a god, her dad giving her attention, her mom alive and also giving her attention, a dreamy vampire boyfriend who will never push back on her sperging, a vampire army utterly loyal to her-Uzi is still unhappy, because her dark passenger who she must contain for the rest of her life and the repulsive new body she's trapped in now makes it all damn near a wash >ultimately, even N being unable to ever tell her 'no' wasn't enough: a simp like him can still pity the girl he's simping for >Uzi realized her only option to avoid complete misery now was something she never wanted to do: >growing the fuck up >and that's how we got the sad and tired but otherwise more or less functional (if still very autistic) Uzi of Post-Good Ending
>>364766 Anon, that's the point. Huey is a delusional spastic who thinks the truth is whatever he needs it to be at that moment. >"Remember, Jerry. It's not a lie if you believe it."
Murder Drones but N kills himself and Liam posts a drawing a day after the final episode revealing that if he didn't die he would've become a transgender cuckold
>>364783 The cuck element makes me think that sketch was just Goose funposting knowing full well the terminally online trannies would take it seriously (she's also a terminally online tranny and knows how her people think).
>>364784 Seems that way. It's something to contend with for the time even when it's not Murder Drones-related. No, it doesn't matter if the two characters share VAs, they're two separate series.
Was there a reason the AS designed its sexy reverse cyborg vampires to not be immediately identifiable as being its creations other than "so there could be a plot twist"?
>>364801 So you're saying they could have just shot the visible nightmare monster J-pede and been done with it? >>364802 Goose flushed the show's potential down the drain after episode 4 to indulge >her humiliation fetish.
>>364738 J has not yet earned the privilege of being a breeding sow. She must prove herself through exemplary service (which she has repeatedly failed to do).