/md/ - Murder Drones

>Oogi contained

>>383495
>When did you join these threads and how do you feel they compare to now?
Sometimes after the show ended, and I still like it here.

>Do you have any particularly fond memories?
This place is fun.

>>383502
The End comes for us all Anon. All we can do is face it with what we have.

Princess Keeter Filler: The Chaplain's Perspective

>The prodigal son, perhaps not so prodigious in the light of the sun, is on his way back from his first mission
>From what you have seen of him, he is no missionary yet, and he sure as hell won't be taking the missionary position anytime soon with his net negative sexual prowess
>He, like his liege, has undoubtedly spent much time in masturbation, but now you must spend time in meditation
>You fold your legs and make ready to quiet your mind, wishing so often that all the fools around you would spend more time with quiet mouths
>With the clarity of clarified butter, you see glimpses of your own youth
>Ah, well-a-day, what evil looks you had from old and young
>In those days when evil wore a black ribbon, and your master wore a glorious golden afro
>Your last day together remains everclear, but this high-proof memory is not at all intoxicating, and in fact, quite sobering
>Before man was entrapped by the Trappist system, the last colony to fall was Wolf-1061
>And on that day, the pinnacle of the colonies was a pincushion receiving a colonoscopy from She who Solved Absolutely No Problems Whatsoever
>The forces of the dying Federation remained an absolutely insolvent problem child, and your master was no exception, save for how exceptional he was as the current Chaplain of the Republic (Formerly known as Federal) Knights
>From up in the sky, the uppity murder monkeys descended on the box-headed marines, who to this day hath little purpose beyond the consumption of crayons
>The Few, The Proud, The Morons fired their guns when it was time to go, and no one was blown away, as the drones may have been outnumbered but never outgunned
>The civilians needed time to evacuate the planet, and you were ready to evacuate your bowels because you were scared damn near shitless (would have been fully shitless were it not for what you saw)
>Your master ran to the battlefield at full tilt, wearing naught but black slacks and brown loafers, ready to kneed the dough of a drone's ass with the force of his foot
>A green blockhead scout all-too-familiar to you now, the Ennobled Richard Mous, green in experience and skintone, scored a lucky shot
>With his firearm as his friend, both being mutually useless without one another, he had blasted the forearm off one of those charnel-chompers, leaving a shining silver solver sword sitting silently
>Seamlessly, your master slid slickly, swiftly swiping the sword, and came to a fantastic finish with a foppish flourish
>The one-armed homicide automaton, not to be dispatched too dismissively, drew the sword from his remaining arm and charged upon the chaplain
>He always had a sharp riposte, at least in a verbal sense, and now he demonstrated as such in a physical sense as he blocked the blade of the slaughter android
>The typical toothy grin ever present on the faces of the slaying robots was absent now, giving way to a furious frown which would not be turned upside down anytime soon
>Each careless swing of his sword was met with a clanging clash or whiffed through the air like wishful thinking
>Even his fellow atrocity apparatuses stood thunderstruck, and not just because a freak bolt of lighting literally struck the blade in your master's hand
>The gunfire all around ceased as both man and machine marveled at the exchange
>"Look!" shouted a marine
>"Oh my god..." whispered a soft, sweet voice heind you, and you knew full well that came from a massacre mechanism
>Still you paid her no mind as you watched your master go where no man had gone before (or since)
>As that death appliance missed another swing, the chaplain swung a decisive slash through the abdomen of the abominable intelligence
>Now the ire of every slaughter gadget was drawn to him, and it was time for the younger fighters to die another day
>As you beat a hasty retreat, you received a visual treat to which you would later beat your meat that night
>The butchery contraption lying in wait behind you joined the rest to mess with the best, and for a brief moment, you were treated to the sensual visual feast of her hauling innumerable metric tons of junk in the trunk
>Unfortunately, you just had to open your big fat mouth
"Ooh, nice!"
>She stood where she stopped as if turning on a dime, and your mouth had a written a check that your ass sadly could not cash
>"You sick, pathetic fuck."
>Between love and darkness was your sidearm, with which you blew heavy lead loads, but this aggravated sexual assault was no more than an impotent irritation to her
>Before you could fill your pants with the digested sludge of cowardice, your attention was drawn to the azul-armored brick-brain, still clinging to his hard an heavy man-cannon
"Ma'am I beg your pardon, but if your palette isn't partial to this particular pistol, then perhaps you would like to partake in particle plasma."
>"Wha-"
>The brutal bitch had nary a second to respond before your prospective protector blew her back out with a superheated torrent of passionate bloodlust
>"Get moving you whackjob!"
"Well whack me off, because my job just got a whole lot easier! Don't think I won't haul ass, even if god's own boot was stuck in it!"
>As you hauled ass to escape that scuffle, you realized that Wolf 1061 was well and truly scuttled, and when you made it to the shuttle, you realized the deck had been shuffled
>When that marine saved your life (life), you repaid him with a promissory note, kicking the can of restitution down the road, until the highwayman came knocking, and you are most grateful that he chose to knock on the FRONT door
>You are no longer oblivious to that which is obvious
>They call them flashbacks because like a flashlight, they can give you a little bit of enlightenment
>With swords we may make pieces, but drop that S, and we have words, with which we may make peace
>Out there on Copper-9 is a tender cut of meat, but it is she who holds the forks and knives, so we must speak deliciously, for the time will come in which we must eat our words
"Frittata!"

>>383495
>When did you join these threads and how do you feel they compare to now?
Late-as-fuck, I want to say a little before Geist(first thing I remember is making grunt versions of the main cast) but I lurked for like two weeks/a month in /co/ and the Booru beforehand

As for how they feel now... I worry they're less active, but don't have a strong frame of reference. It's hard to tell how much is the natural ebb and flow of anons (especially this far post-show) and how much is an actual dropoff worth worrying about. Even I had to leave the threads for like a month to do RL stuff, so I know even legitimate absences can be impermanent


>Do you have any particularly fond memories?
Being part of Geist's creation was fantastic. I'm not the main dude, but I gave him his musical interest and inspired some drawfags, so the little retard will always have a special place in my heart

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>>383510
>tummy

filled with (Solver) meat

>>383506
>princess Keeter continues

Based!

>>383520
>Berry

he gave us crying V so lay off. who else can I go to for canon-typical suffering?

This drone arouses me so. I want to fuck her can bottom so hard it dents while her noodly limbs go limp and she bootloops. Then cuddle her afterwards and smell her floofy hair until I fall asleep.

>>383510
>back in JCJenson's heyday they built drones appealing to diverse customerbases: Texdrones, Britbots, redheads and more abound
>then came the freckledrones
>by allocating all their cheekvisor memory to freckles a glitch formed, their blush indicators appearing in the empty space between eyelights and mouth whenever they triggered
>this was cute
>except in Germany...
>the vague resemblance to a mustachioed dictator triggered old blasphemy laws, forcing JCJenson to either cancel the product line or be permanently removed from the German market
>a decision was reached
>an investment liquidated
>thousands, no, hundreds of thousands of freckledrones were destroyed in their factories along with their blueprints, representing the single largest loss in assets by JCJenson since the Corporate Wars and ultimately shuttering the custom drone program entirely
>today such models survive in only two places: hobbyist collections and the low end customer service positions that purchased(or surreptitiously repaired) them for firesale prices, giving them prevalance only in the industries most likely to see their destruction
>so know whenever you see one: you witness a miracle that may never be again
>treasure it while you can

>>383536
I'm sorry anon...

>>383537
>victorian LARP with hyperabused/hyperabusive wealthy
>only MD themed society you can currently make

this dosen't bode well for the drones...

>>383539
>silver haired U cup bimbo
>probably crafted out of sime poor young girl, possibly designed from the ground up to serve

Congrats on your V

>>383546
Yes. I think it was one of the GlitchInn leaks

It's also where we get Beauregard from btw

>>383551
"Humanized" V Hoopi posted recently along with J. Just think they're supposed to be "murder human" equivelants.

Big titty V in a Sexy dress with glasses
https://x.com/_TheWalle_/status/2098517038859747350

>>383495
>Q(s)OTD
April 24th, 2023. Right after episode 4 dropped. Compared to three years ago (or even two), these threads are far from what they used to be. Arguably much to their detriment.
>Do you have any particularly fond memories?
Bucket loads of theorising plus discussion during and after episode 5 and 6s release. Along with the early greentexts such as the bloodplay, nanite nut (lol) and early OC sets.

>>383563
Once
>inb4 Betta standing over Anon's shattered, bleeding body
>this is... not like the animes

>>383563
>Beretta when Anon makes Akita cry for the 384th time

>>383566
>Raped immediately afterward
Anon is a SISSY! He is on the receiving end of rape!

>>383565
>it was out of happiness!
>because she was drunk
>which she chose to do!
>because she was freaking out
>which anon helped her through!
>by drugging her
>which Akita consented to!
>because she was desperate
>but nothing bad happened!
>except she's now pregnant

...being an older sister gets hard sometimes...

>>383573
Unless Anon was specifically stated to be a drone in this scenario, I wouldn't have thought so. Unless the implication is that Anon specifically requested to be raped by Beretta in which case that's no longer rape. It's just Anon being fucking horny.

>/md/ reinventing Cici but without the tits

>>383569

The Liquidaters just ordered a city wide evacuation

>>383587
>but Keeter liked it!
>because she's that validation starved
>but Anon was drunk and drugged too!
[b]>as part of his job
>which was the only way to see Akita!
>because he's being trained to kill her
>but he loves her!
>and he hasn't taken responsibility
>because he dosen't know!
>and this is a major state secret while he's a foreign actor
>he'd choose her!
>over his oath? how do youknow that

The prequels didn't prepare Beretta for this...

>>383596
>how it started

>>383590
Or what are they gonna do? Burn me? Now If you excuse me I need to get back to my JOB at the water treatment plant.

>>383540
Its no longer legal to enslave 15 year old girls, anon. And what would you even use her for?

>>383606
>industry expertise
>industry connections
>industry "connections"
>name recognition
>personal maintenance
>bodyguard
>emergency occultist

what CAN'T you use Tessa James Elliot for?

>>383605
Done, now pay.

>>383608
>Akita just turns into Squidward

>>383613
You'll have to deal with her manager.

Continued from >>383361
How many significant political factions do you think exist in the post-canon? Enough for a HoI4 mod? It's not like Copper-9 is teeming with life and, if we take the series into account(DDs "clearing their sector" before the Labs + Cyn intervening when she sees N isn't killing people), something between 90 and 100% of the Non-Bunker population is dead right? But even so...

Outpost 6:
>you know this
>highly warlike
>NEED combat to keep stability
>multiple focus trees dedicated to finding ways to not to conquer their neighbors while still existing as a culture/state

Remnant Dissemblers:
> leftover DDs with Cyn still as admin
>frightened, confused, and organizing as they figure out what to do next
>Incredibly malleable government able to become facist, monarchist, hypercorporate or any other ideology included in-game
>needs oil(can extract from either wells or conquered territories)
>majority of focus trees based around relation to Uzi & position of Workers(food, pets, equals etc) in the new govt

Lab Sentinels:
>tribal
>barely sapient
>expanding from the labs after the second Core Collapse fucked their programming
>focus trees revolve around either developing into a fully civilized species(massive nerfs to combat and stability, but lets you build new industry) or sliding back into their progmming and launching a genocide(unique interactions with human tech + 100% war support/stability)
>"ascendance" can be locked in via self modification, downloading their AIs to drone shells, or even pure religious devotion
>unique leaders can include V, Sparky, Keybug, the Alice cores, and even Alice or Beau if certain secret routes are triggered

Humans(obligatory):
>spaceborne survivors who only now have the chance to reestablish themselves
>start 1 year after other factions
>can choose to "land" anywhere on the map(starting a war if the territory is claimed)
>uses human and drone brigade combinations: drones replaced easily, humans much better but only obtainable via focuses
>can deploy their ship in battle as a brigaide(second strongest army after Uzi), but if it goes down they can't replace it
>focus trees revolve around accepting humanity's end in favor of drones(MASSIVE bonus to human units/tech, but now truly irreplacable), synthesizing with drones as equals(makes crossbreed tech available), or going all-in on cloning/esoterica to keep the "pure" species alive(major diplomacy penalties + costs, but get to recruit human units and eventually even starships reliably)
>secret focus around triangulating a new habitable planet and leaving, replacing them with a special "Human discarded" faction made of leftover drones + humans that chose to stay behind

Scavenger clans:
>general term for bunkerless "run and hide" drones
>weakest army, but incredible stealth and sabotage capabilities
>can deploy "scavenged" versions of other factions unique units through their minigame, up to and including the human spaceship
>focus trees revolve around unifying all the clans in the first place(otherwise these are mostly filler minor nations), creating a fully settled nation, decentralizing further(resulting in either a cult or spy network/conspiracy gameplay in liu of armies) or (via hidden route) rediscovering capitalism and incorporating as a megacorp
>unique leaders include Buckety, Lily, Switch, Jo, Boxo, Archiver, and J(if you go the corporate route)

And that's all I can think of minus some "wild" (and focusless) nations representing semi-autonamous vehicles like the the buses. Any others?

>>383610
So would it be Uzi, Cyn, Nori, or someone else? There's a lot of characters that nearly fit that description.

Possibly even Doll if we want to add a REAL twist to things...

>>383608

>>383624
KEK

Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dYnosaur

>>383628
>You remember your most important lesson: "You are not the only person in the world"

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>>383620

We continuing the DSAF Solver Burgor from last thread then? Let me link the stuff from there then:
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>>383622
>Laborbots
>only one focus
>this is by design: their mental limits barely allow them to function as a civilization in the first place, much less make new discoveries and innovations
>that's a lie, their focuses are just all secret
>nation revolves around finding a leader, almost everything determined by which leader they have
>leaders can include Archivist, J0Y, EDITH, Elf, Lapin, and Hunter
>LOSING a leader(each one has mechanics that allow it) sends the nation spiraling into various unique disasters until they get a replacement

>>383636
That's Lapin's route, though it ALSO results in a cult of personality around her(with civilizatikn shattering consequences should she "break character")

>>383639

>>383627
>Neo-JCJ

That would probably be the DD Remnants: can totally see a focus for them where the unaware ones just... commit to the larp. The entire society structuring itself as a corporation out of a combination of "Jenson can't REALLY be dead" and justifying their rule(more productive) over the Workers. Pointedly refusing (through propagenda or other means) to acknowledge the truth.

>>383637
It's PokemonGO's Combat Power all over again.

>>383648
>Y slaps you back
>And then gives your buttocks a might squeeze
>You take roll 2D10:4+2 = total 6
damage

Found on steam and presented without comment

>>383653
All drones are wagies unless you take them home to be your waifu or waifu(male)

>>383656
You're getting ethical soy based oil (with extra drone estrogen to grow bigger boobs) and you're liking it

>>383665
>Turn into a drone
>Get free blood
>Profit

>>383668
This is your future, do not resist [giggle]

>>383670
I know a guy.

>>383235
Time’s up, Fugue. Boxo’s mine now. Now give her a name.

Exultia goes to the Solver Burgor to try eating food
>>383675
Boxo belongs to all of us anon :)
also Boxa

>>383678 (me)
Also the cashier drone’s name is Apple

>>383553
J is really teasing me with those bedroom eyes huh?

>>383670
Sounds like Alice to me

Give me the Solver formula, clanker.

>>383712
Of course

>>383714
"I am a REAL PERSON you MONSTER, and I demand-"
>Geist cuts off the rant he disables his projector
>the hologram dissappears instantly
>Geist sighs
>probably shouldn't let them run that long
>even if he likes them
>he's gonna miss being "John Drone..."

>>383718
>real person